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User:AsperchuFanboy

2010-05-28T18:18:28Z

AsperchuFanboy:

User:AsperchuFanboy

2010-05-28T18:01:14Z

AsperchuFanboy: Created page with '{{AssBurger}}'

Chris and electronics

2010-05-18T21:59:14Z

AsperchuFanboy:

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The most important tool of Chris is his '''computer'''. His window to the world, Chris uses it to connect with his fans and to espouse his way of life. Needless to say, [[PSEye|just like everything else he has]], he ruins it in some way.

==Type of computer and equipment==

Currently, Chris uses an [[Wikipedia:HP Pavilion|HP Pavilion]] desktop computer<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7]]</ref>, situated in the kitchen at [[14 Branchland Court]]. The computer runs [[Wikipedia:Windows XP|Windows XP]].<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat 6]]</ref> It's equipped with a scanner and a printer (or perhaps a scanner/printer combo), allowing him to scan [[Sonichu (comic)|comic pages]] and print [[Chris and art|artwork]]. He also must have a broadband connection to the internet, since he's been able to connect to Mumble voice chats.

The computer has a version of Adobe Photoshop installed on it{{cite}}, which Chris primarily uses to [[Chris and writing|type in text bubbles in his comics]] or [[Rosechu|to alter the truth]].

To hear Chris tell it, his computer is on its last legs. In his conversations with [[Alec Benson Leary calls|Alec Benson Leary]], Chris complained that multiple power surges (resulting from blackouts in his area) have disabled his computer for days at a time, forcing him to restore it constantly. In mid-[[February 2010]], this was his excuse for failing to regularly upload new comic pages.

When Alec reasonably asked him why he didn't just buy a new, more reliable computer, Chris claimed that [[monthly tugboat|he doesn't have the money]]. A low-end replacement for his current machine, powerful enough for his purposes, would only cost a few hundred dollars, but apparently Chris [[video games|has better]] [[sex toys|things to buy]].

==Chris and digital piracy==
Since Chris uses Photoshop to work on his comics, he presumably has the technical skills necessary to acquire and install bootleg software. It's very hard to believe the alternative, i.e. that he would spend an enormous chunk of his gaming and McDonald's budget on a legitimate copy of the program. Knowledgeable trolls also confirm that Chris knows how to set up and run a Bittorrent file-sharing client.

However, whether it's a matter of ignorance, laziness, or unwillingness to cross some moral line, Chris doesn't seem to swipe digital files with abandon. Most of the [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|movies and TV episodes]] that he's downloaded through the PlayStation Network are also easily available in bootleg form by way of public Bittorrent sites. He could have swiped all those Family Guy episodes for free in no time flat, instead of paying the $100 or so he spent downloading them through the PSN.

==Chris and net etiquette==
{{main|Wikipedia|CWCipedia|YouTube|Encyclopedia Dramatica}}

Even though Chris has been on the internet for quite awhile, Chris has not yet mastered good Net etiquette, and he probably never will. Scorned by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], Chris has gone all out in trying to spread his [[Honest Content|version of the truth]]. To do so, Chris will go all out and use websites NOT as means to help others, but [[Chris and his Ego|help himself]]. Even worse, when given his own website, he seems to claim that it is he, not [[User:cogsdev|the Sysop]], who has control over the site and thus, he must be in the know for everything.

Because of this attitude, Chris has been kicked out of just about everywhere. One of his many YouTube accounts has been suspended in the past and Wikipedia has made it that he can never apply his name onto the site again.

==See also==
*[[PS3]]

==References==
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[[Category:Chris-chan]]

List of Chris's PSN video downloads

2010-05-18T21:55:41Z

AsperchuFanboy:

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Movies, TV episodes, and other '''PSN video downloads''' make up a significant portion of [[Chris]]'s ongoing [[PlayStation Network]] spending spree. Data extracted from his PSN account show that he's bought hundreds of dollars worth of videos, a partial accounting of which follows below.

Almost all of his downloads are animated TV shows and movies, mainly predictable Chris favorites like ''[[Family Guy]]'' and [[Adult Swim]] series. A couple of selections stick out in odd ways, though, particularly Richard Linklater's indie feature ''A Scanner Darkly'', based on the Philip K. Dick novel of the same name. Chris might be a fan of complex postmodern science-fiction stories, but then he also might just download anything and everything that is advertised on G4. It's also possible he thought there would be sexy women in it, as most of the feature films he's purchased that aren't aimed at children are aimed at desperate virgins.

Although Chris's PSN account consists almost entirely of one wasteful impulse buy after another, his video download collection includes some especially obvious examples. He bought every episode (24 in all) of the harem [[anime]] series ''Shuffle!'' at a price of two dollars an episode, or nearly $50 altogether, when he could have as easily bought the same episodes on DVD from any number of online discount retailers for less.

Add it all up and the tab for Chris's PSN video collection comes to more than $550, as of late February 2010.

==The Videos==

===''12 Oz. Mouse''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Hired"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "Signals"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "Rooster"

===''2008 Presidential Election Biographies''===
*Episode 1, "Barack Obama"
*Episode 2, "John McCain"

===''American Dad''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Pilot"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "Stan Knows Best"
*Season 1, Episode 14, "Stannie Get Your Gun"
*Season 2, Episode 5, "Dungeons and Wagons"
*Season 3, Episode 1, "Vacation Goo"
*Season 3, Episode 2, "Meter Made"
*Season 3, Episode 5, "Haylias"
*Season 3, Episode 16, "Spring Break Up"
*Season 4, Episode 6, "Pulling Double Booty"
*Season 4, Episode 12, "Roy Rogers McFreely"
*Season 4, Episode 13, "Jack's Back"
*Season 5, Episode 7, "My Morning Straight Jacket"
*Season 5, Episode 12, "May the Best Stan Win"
*Season 5, Episode 13, "Return of the Bling"

===''Aqua Teen Hunger Force''===
*Season 6, Episode 1, "Robots are Everywhere"
*Season 6, Episode 2, "Sirens"
*Season 6, Episode 3, "Redickulous"
*Season 6, Episode 4, "Hoppy Bunny"
*Season 6, Episode 5, "Laser Lenses"
*Season 6, Episode 6, "Couple Skate"
*Season 6, Episode 7, "Dummy Love"
*Season 6, Episode 8, "The Marines"
*Season 6, Episode 9, "Bible Fruit"
*Season 7, Episode 5, "Creature From The Plaque Lagoon"
*Season 7, Episode 6, "Time Machine"
*Season 7, Episode 7, "Pink Man"
*Season 7, Episode 8, "Fry Legs"
*Season 7, Episode 9, "Der Inflatable Fuhrer"
*Season 7, Episode 10, "The Last One Forever and Ever"
*Season 8, Episode 1, "Rabbot Redux"
*Season 8, Episode 2, "Rubberman"
*Season 8, Episode 3, "Eggball"

===''The Boondocks''===
*Season 2, Episode 11, "The Hunger Strike"
*Season 2, Episode 14, "The Uncle Ruckus Reality Show"

===''The Cleveland Show''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Pilot"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "Da Doggone Daddy Daughter Dinner Dance"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "The One about Friends"
*Season 1, Episode 4, "Birth of a Salesman"
*Season 1, Episode 5, "Cleveland Jr's Cherry Bomb"
*Season 1, Episode 6, "Ladies Night"
*Season 1, Episode 7, "A Brown Thanksgiving"
*Season 1, Episode 8, "From Bed To Worst"
*Season 1, Episode 9, "A Cleveland Brown Christmas"
*Season 1, Episode 10, "Field Of Streams"
*Season 1, Episode 11, "Love Rollercoaster"
*Season 1, Episode 12, "Our Gang"
*Season 1, Episode 13, "Buried Pleasures"
*Season 1, Episode 14, "Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool"

===''Code Monkeys''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "The Woz"
*Season 1, Episode 5, "Just One Of The Gamers"
*Season 1, Episode 10, "Third Reich's The Charm"
*Season 1, Episode 12, "Vegas, Baby!"
*Season 2, Episode 1, "The Story of 420"
*Season 2, Episode 4, "Dave Gets Boobs"
*Season 2, Episode 5, "Valley of the Silicon Dolls"
*Season 2, Episode 6, "The Kid is Mine"
*Season 2, Episode 8, "Drunken Office Party"

===''Family Guy''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Death Has A Shadow"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "I Never Met the Dead Man"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
*Season 2, Episode 12, "Fifteen Minutes of Shame"
*Season 2, Episode 13, Road To Rhode Island "
*Season 2, Episode 14, "Let's Go to the Hop"
*Season 2, Episode 19, "The Story On Page 1"
*Season 3, Episode 5, "...And The Wiener Is"
*Season 3, Episode 8, "Kiss Seen Round The World"
*Season 3, Episode 10, "Fish Out Of Water"
*Season 3, Episode 14, "Peter Griffin - Husband, Father...Brother?"
*Season 3, Episode 16, "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
*Season 3, Episode 18, "From Method To Madness"
*Season 3, Episode 20, "Road to Europe"
*Season 4, Episode 4, "Don't Make Me Over"
*Season 4, Episode 19, "Brian Sings and Swings"
*Season 4, Episode 22, "Sibling Rivalry"
*Season 4, Episode 23, "Deep Throats"
*Season 5, Episode 2, "Mother Tucker"
*Season 5, Episode 3, "Hell Comes to Quahog"
*Season 5, Episode 5, "Whistle While Your Wife Works"
*Season 5, Episode 6, "Prick Up Your Ears"
*Season 5, Episode 8, "Barely Legal"
*Season 5, Episode 9, "Road to Rupert"
*Season 5, Episode 18, "Meet The Quagmires"
*Season 6, Episode 1, "Movin' Out (Brian's Song)"
*Season 6, Episode 3, "Family Guy 100th Episode Special"
*Season 6, Episode 7, "Peter's Daughter"
*Season 6, Episode 12, "Long John Peter"
*Season 7, Episode 1, "Love Blactually"
*Season 7, Episode 2, "I Dream Of Jesus"
*Season 7, Episode 3, "Road to Germany"
*Season 7, Episode 4, "Baby Not On Board"
*Season 7, Episode 5, "The Man With Two Brians"
*Season 7, Episode 6, "Tales Of A 3rd Grade Nothing"
*Season 7, Episode 7, "Oceans 3 ½"
*Season 7, Episode 9, "The Juice Is Loose"
*Season 7, Episode 10, "Fox-y Lady"
*Season 7, Episode 11, "Not All Dogs Go To Heaven"
*Season 7, Episode 13, "Stew-Roids"
*Season 7, Episode 14, "We Love You Conrad"
*Season 8, Episode 1, "Road to Multi-verse"
*Season 8, Episode 3, "Spies Reminiscent of Us"
*Season 8, Episode 4, "Brian's Got A Brand New Bag"
*Season 8, Episode 5, "Hannah Banana"
*Season 8, Episode 6, "Quagmire's Baby"
*Season 8, Episode 7, "Jerome Is The New Black"
*Season 8, Episode 8, "Dog Gone"
*Season 8, Episode 9, "Business Guy"
*Season 8, Episode 10, "Big Man on Hippocampus"
*Season 8, Episode 11, "Dial Meg For Murder"

===''Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends''===
*Season 1, Episode 7, "Store Wars"
*Season 2, Episode 7, "Mac Daddy"
*Season 3, Episode 7, "Go Goo Go"
*Season 3, Episode 8, "The Big Cheese"

===''Ghost Hunters''===
*Season 2, Episode 4, "DeVille's House and Brennan's Restaurant"
*Season 2, Episode 11, "Tasmania Death Sentence"
*Season 2, Episode 21, "Haunted Lighthouse"
*Season 3, Episode 20, "Ghost Hunters: Return to St. Augustine"
*Season 5, Episode 15, "A Bat Out of Hell"

===''GT Bonus Round''===
*Season 3, Episode 5, "D.I.C.E. 2009 - The State of the Console War"
*Season 3, Episode 6, "D.I.C.E. 2009 - User Generated Content & DLC"
*Season 3, Episode 7, "D.I.C.E. 2009 - The Game Review Process"
*Season 3, Episode 8, "D.I.C.E. 2009 - The Metacritic Conundrum"
*Season 3, Episode 9, "GDC 2009 - Gaming in the Recession"
*Season 3, Episode 10, "GDC 2009 - Gaming in the Recession: On Live & The Used Game Market"
*Season 3, Episode 11, "GDC 2009 - Gaming in the Recession: The Future of Game Prices"
*Season 3, Episode 12, "GDC 2009 - Gaming in the Recession: User Questions"
*Season 3, Episode 15, "E3 Preview - Sony at E3 2009"
*Season 3, Episode 16, "E3 Preview - Nintendo at E3 2009"
*Season 3, Episode 31, "Games of Fall Part 2: Assassin's Creed II & Brutal Legend"

===''Gunslinger Girl''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Fratello (Siblings)"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "Orione (Orion)"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "Ragazzo (Boy)"
*Season 1, Episode 4, "Bambola (Doll)"
*Season 1, Episode 5, "Promessa (Promise)"
*Season 1, Episode 6, "Gelato (Frozen)"
*Season 1, Episode 7, "Protezione (Protection)"
*Season 1, Episode 8, "Il Principe del regno della pasta (The Prince of the Kingdom of Pasta)"
*Season 1, Episode 9, "Lycorsi Radiata Herb (Be Struck Off Herb)"
*Season 1, Episode 10, "Amare (To Love)"
*Season 1, Episode 11, "Febbre Alta (High Fever)"
*Season 1, Episode 12, "Simbiosi (Symbiosis) (1)"
*Season 1, Episode 13, "Stellacadente (Falling Star)"

===''Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "He's Not The Messiah, He's a DJ"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "Escapeoke"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "Dildo Factory"
*Season 1, Episode 4, "Temptasia"
*Season 1, Episode 5, "Terry the Teratoma"
*Season 1, Episode 6, "Human Sacrifice"
*Season 1, Episode 7, "The Busboy"
*Season 1, Episode 8, "The Special Fathers vs. The Vampire Altar Boys"
*Season 1, Episode 9, "The Dreamster"
*Season 1, Episode 10, "Satan's School for Girls"
*Season 1, Episode 11, "Untitled Monster Story"

===''Monty Python's Flying Circus''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Whither Canada"
*Season 1, Episode 7, "You're No Fun Anymore"
*Season 1, Episode 8, "Full Frontal Nudity"
*Season 1, Episode 9, "The Ant, an Introduction"
*Season 1, Episode 13, "Intermission"
*Season 2, Episode 1, "Face the Press"
*Season 2, Episode 2, "The Spanish Inquisition"
*Season 2, Episode 5, "Live from the Grill-O-Mat"
*Season 2, Episode 12, "SPAM"
*Season 2, Episode 13, "Royal Episode 13"
*Season 3, Episode 7, "Salad Days"
*Season 4, Episode 4, "Hamlet"
*Season 4, Episode 6, "Party Political Broadcast"
*Personal Best, Episode 3, "John Cleese's Personal Best"
*Personal Best, Episode 5, "Terry Gilliam's Personal Best"

===''Mythbusters''===
*Season 4, Episode 22, "Diet Coke and Mentos"
*Season 7, Episode 15, "Greased Lightening"

===''Parks & Recreation''===
*Season 1, Episode 2, "Canvassing"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "The Reporter"

===''Peanuts Motion Comics''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Linus for President / The Election"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "The Sore Arm / Independence Day"
*Season 1, Episode 6, "Dear Santa / I'm New At It"

===''RENO 911!''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "RENO 911! 101"
*Season 1, Episode 10, "RENO 911! 102"

===''Robot Chicken''===
*Season 3, Episode 1, "Werewolf vs. Unicorn"
*Season 3, Episode 17, "Bionic Cow"
*Season 4, Episode 1, "Help Me"
*Season 4, Episode 5, "Tell My Mom"

===''Scooby-Doo: Where Are You?''===
*Season 1, Episode 6, "Scared a Lot in Camalot"
*Season 3, Episode 2, "To Switch A Witch"
*Season 3, Episode 10, "Make A Beeline Away From That Feline"

===''Shuffle!''===
*Episode 1, "The Man Who Could Become a God or a Demon!"
*Episode 2, "I Wanted To See You!"
*Episode 3, "Do You Remember?"
*Episode 4, "Egg Omelet of Happiness"
*Episode 5, "Where I Belong"
*Episode 6, "Smile!"
*Episode 7, "Romantic Scramble"
*Episode 8, "Panty Date"
*Episode 9, "Survival Swimming at the Beach"
*Episode 10, "Moonlit Confession"
*Episode 11, "Girls of Summer"
*Episode 12, "Frozen Summer"
*Episode 13, "House of Twilight"
*Episode 14, "Lycoris"
*Episode 15, "What Was Regained"
*Episode 16, "Kikyou"
*Episode 17, "Honest Feelings"
*Episode 18, "The One Rin Loves"
*Episode 19, "Unforgettable Sentiments"
*Episode 20, "Indelible Sin"
*Episode 21, "Where Feelings Go"
*Episode 22, "Towards a New Tomorrow"
*Episode 23, "The Truth Revealed"
*Episode 24, "And… What Is Important"

===''The Simpsons''===
*Season 3, Episode 13, "Radio Bart"
*Season 4, Episode 9, "Mr. Plow"
*Season 6, Episode 19, "Lisa's Wedding"
*Season 8, Episode 1, "Treehouse of Horror VII"
*Season 14, Episode 8, "The Dad That Knew Too Little"
*Season 20, Episode 4, "Treehouse of Horror XIX"
*Season 20, Episode 17, "The Good The Sad & The Drugly"
*Season 21, Episode 5, "The Devil Wears Nada"
*Season 21, Episode 11, "Million Dollar Maybe"

===''Sit Down, Shut Up''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Pilot"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "Miracles are Real"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "World's Greatest Teacher"
*Season 1, Episode 4, "Back in Time"
*Season 1, Episode 5, "H.S. Confidential"
*Season 1, Episode 6, "Taming of the Dude"
*Season 1, Episode 10, "Helen & Sue's High School Reunion"
*Season 1, Episode 11, "Math Lab"
*Season 1, Episode 12, "Sped"
*Season 1, Episode 13, "High School Musical Musical (A Musical)"

===''South Park''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe"
*Season 1, Episode 7, "Pink Eye"
*Season 1, Episode 9, "Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo"
*Season 1, Episode 11, "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
*Season 2, Episode 8, "Summer Sucks"
*Season 2, Episode 17, "Gnomes"
*Season 3, Episode 1, "Choir Tour"
*Season 3, Episode 7, "Cat Orgy"
*Season 3, Episode 11, "Chinpokomon"
*Season 4, Episode 1, "The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000"
*Season 4, Episode 3, "Timmy 2000"
*Season 7, Episode 5, "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
*Season 9, Episode 4, "Best Friends Forever"
*Season 10, Episode 8, "Make Love, Not Warcraft"
*Season 10, Episode 10, "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"
*Season 10, Episode 12, "Go God Go"
*Season 10, Episode 13, "Go God Go XII"
*Season 11, Episode 13, "Guitar Queer-O"
*Season 12, Episode 9, "Breast Cancer Show Ever"
*Season 12, Episode 3, "Major Boobage"
*Season 13, Episode 4, "Eat, Pray, Queef"
*Season 13, Episode 8, "Dead Celebrities"
*Season 13, Episode 11, "Whale Whores"
*Season 13, Episode 13, "Dances with Smurfs"

===''Spongebob Squarepants''===
*Season 1, Episode 5, "Pizza Delivery/Home Sweet Pineapple"
*Season 6, Episode 23, "Truth or Square"

===''Xam'd: Lost Memories''===
*Season 1, Episode 1, "Xam'd at the Dawn of War"
*Season 1, Episode 2, "Blackout on Sentan Island"
*Season 1, Episode 3, "The Way to Freedom"
*Season 1, Episode 4, "Enlightenment"

===''Warner Cartoons Classics''===
*Daffy Duck Volume One, Season 1, Episode 2, "Duck Amuck / Rabbit Fire"
*Bugs Bunny Volume One, Season 1, Episode 7, "Bugs Bunny Gets the Boid / What's Opera, Doc?"
*Bugs Bunny Volume One, Season 1, Episode 6, "The Rabbit of Seville / Rabbit Seasoning"
*Porky Pig Volume One, Season 1, Episode 3, "Corney Concerto / I Haven't Got A Hat"

===''X-Play''===
*Season 2009, Episode 49, "X-Play's Best of 2009 Awards"
*Season 2009, Episode 50, "X-Play's Golden Mullet Awards 2009"
*Season 2010, Episode 3, "X-Play 1000"

===Feature films and direct-to-video releases===
*''A Charlie Brown [[Christmas]]''
*''A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving''
*''A Scanner Darkly''
*''[[Chris|American Virgin]]''
*''Bad Girls from Mars''
*''Barb Wire''
*''Dead Space: Downfall''
*''The Happening''
*''Hey Arnold! The Movie''
*''[[Fail|High School Musical 3: Senior Year]]''
*''Ice Age ''
*''Ice Age: The Meltdown''
*''Ice Age Short: No Time for Nuts''
*''Jennifer's Body''
*''John Tucker Must Die''
*''The Machine Girl''
*''OneChanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad''
*''Saw''
*''Saw 2''
*''Shaun of the Dead''
*''ThanksKilling''

===Miscellaneous TV shows===
*''Bleach'', Season 1, Episode 1, "Bleach 1"
*''Blue Mountain State'', Season 1, Episode 1, "It's Called Hazing, Look It Up"
*''Bones'', Season 4, Episode 25, "The Critic In The Cabernet"
*''Caprica: The Series'', Season 1, Episode 2, "Caprica Pilot, Part 2"
*''Dr. Steve-O'', Season 1, Episode 6, "Ladies Men"
*''Exes & Ohs'', Season 1, Episode 5, "Pole Dancing and Other Forms of Therapy"
*''GTTV Presents Batman: Arkham Asylum Launched!''
*''Heroes'', Season 4, Episode 10, "Thanksgiving"
*''The Hills'', Season 5, Episode 1, "Don't Cry On Your Birthday"
*''House'', Season 3, Episode 4, "Lines in the Sand"
*''I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown'', Episode 1, "I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown"
*''The Jetsons'', Season 1, Episode 2, "A Date With Jet Screamer"
*''Legend of Neil'', Season 1, Episode 1, "Legend of Neil"
*''Lewis Black's Root of All Evil'', Season 1, Episode 4, "You Tube vs. Porn"
*''MoCap, LLC Uncensored'', Season 1, Episode 2, "Boy Meets Girl, Girl Gets Into Tight Suit"
*''Rugrats'', Season 1, Episode 7, "The Alien/Mr. Clean"
*''Saturday Night Live'', Season 1, Episode 14, "Desi Arnaz / Desi Arnaz, Jr. - February 21, 1976"
*''Stickman Exodus'', Season 1, Episode 1, "Stickman Exodus"

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
*[[List of Chris's games]] - Chris's complete game collection.
*[[PS3]] - With more info on Chris's PSN misadventures.

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Sony]]
[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:PS3]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Collosal Chan

2010-05-18T21:51:50Z

AsperchuFanboy:

[[Image:CollosalChan.jpg|thumb|right|"Change?! Ya got CHANGE?! Aw, come on! Help a guy out!"]]

'''Collosal''' ''[sic]'' '''Chris-Chan''' (aka '''Hobo Chan''') is yet another Mary Sue form of [[Chris]] in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]]. He, like [[Ultra Sonichu]], is the result of "[[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystal]] Power" after all seven of the Chaotic Crystals have assembled. Anticipate terror, especially after what they did to [[4-Cent Garbage]] shortly before their transformation.

Collosal-Chan is, surprisingly, the size of regular Chris-chan.

==Sonichu 10==

Hobo-chan makes his first and, if we're to take Chris's word for it, last appearance in [[Sonichu 10]]. Using the power of the Chaotic Crystals, he transforms into what is essentially a glorified super form, bearing a few similarities to the Level 4 Super Saiyan transformation from ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dragon_Ball_GT_episodes Dragon Ball GT]''. For some reason, the [[Anime Wings|anime wings]] won't cut it this time around, like they were used more than [[Sub-Episode 4|once]].

Despite the name, "Collosal" [[Chris-Chan]] appears to be [[Obesity|exactly the same size he always is]].

The first thing he does is rescue [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Arriving in [[Asperchu|Minnesota]], he jacks into the [[Hex Bawx|HEX BAWX]] of Alec Benson Leary, enters its [[computer]] world, somehow deletes everything connected to the Asperpedia, and blows up the HEX BAWX. He later helps Chris's version of the [[Asperchu]] characters in their fight against Metal Asperchu before travelling back to [[CWCville]] to finally confront [[Mary Lee Walsh]], whom he defeats promptly and unceremoniously.
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[[Image:126398379142.jpg|thumb|right|A far better depiction of Collosal Chan.]]

==Appearance==

The concept is that Collosal-Chan is some kind of half-way point between regular Chris and Chris-chan Sonichu. However, in Chris's [[Chris and art|stunted ability]], this basically manifests itself as Chris-chan in a ratty vest, stupid hat, and with a hobo beard. Why Chris would want to be a half-version of his actual super form doesn't make a bit of sense: how does having the weaker Chris's body improve over just being a magic, omni-capable hedgehog? So far there is no reason to believe that the things Chris does as Collosal-Chan couldn't also have been done by Chris-Chan Sonichu.

His medallion also changes from yellow to orange, just like [[Ultra Sonichu]].

==Powers==
Collosal Chan has strange, almost god-like powers, the most basic of which are flight and telepathy. On top of that, he is shown to enter the Dark Mirror Hole effortlessly and retrieve Crystal from the mirror, connect into a computer's USB port with his finger, and create a version of himself to destroy everything and create a Lightning Bomb that allows for controlled destruction by way of force fields. He also has some basic combat abilities, most of them already available to regular, pussy [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|human Chris]] anyway. During his fight with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], Chris is capable of creating solid weapons presumably out of pure electricity that [[Things Chris has Ripped Off|greatly resemble]] Kratos's blades from the videogame, God of War.

While logically, Collosal Chan has access to all the powers of his previous forms and any other Sonichu or Rosechu, these abilities have yet to be utilized. Collossal Chan can reasonably be expected to possess any power Chris considers necessary to save the day.
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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:ColossalChan.jpg|Collosal Chan
Image:SchuComic10P44.jpg|Wth [[Ultra Sonichu]]
Image:ColossalChanRealistic.jpg|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES
Image:ColossalChrisChanVSMaryLeeWalsh.jpg|The final battle.
</gallery></center>

{{Sonichu}}

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[[Category:Characters]]

Collosal Chan

2010-05-18T21:51:23Z

AsperchuFanboy:

[[Image:CollosalChan.jpg|thumb|right|Change?! Ya got CHANGE?! Aw, come on! Help a guy out!]]

'''Collosal''' ''[sic]'' '''Chris-Chan''' (aka '''Hobo Chan''') is yet another Mary Sue form of [[Chris]] in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]]. He, like [[Ultra Sonichu]], is the result of "[[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystal]] Power" after all seven of the Chaotic Crystals have assembled. Anticipate terror, especially after what they did to [[4-Cent Garbage]] shortly before their transformation.

Collosal-Chan is, surprisingly, the size of regular Chris-chan.

==Sonichu 10==

Hobo-chan makes his first and, if we're to take Chris's word for it, last appearance in [[Sonichu 10]]. Using the power of the Chaotic Crystals, he transforms into what is essentially a glorified super form, bearing a few similarities to the Level 4 Super Saiyan transformation from ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dragon_Ball_GT_episodes Dragon Ball GT]''. For some reason, the [[Anime Wings|anime wings]] won't cut it this time around, like they were used more than [[Sub-Episode 4|once]].

Despite the name, "Collosal" [[Chris-Chan]] appears to be [[Obesity|exactly the same size he always is]].

The first thing he does is rescue [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Arriving in [[Asperchu|Minnesota]], he jacks into the [[Hex Bawx|HEX BAWX]] of Alec Benson Leary, enters its [[computer]] world, somehow deletes everything connected to the Asperpedia, and blows up the HEX BAWX. He later helps Chris's version of the [[Asperchu]] characters in their fight against Metal Asperchu before travelling back to [[CWCville]] to finally confront [[Mary Lee Walsh]], whom he defeats promptly and unceremoniously.
{{clear}}

[[Image:126398379142.jpg|thumb|right|A far better depiction of Collosal Chan.]]

==Appearance==

The concept is that Collosal-Chan is some kind of half-way point between regular Chris and Chris-chan Sonichu. However, in Chris's [[Chris and art|stunted ability]], this basically manifests itself as Chris-chan in a ratty vest, stupid hat, and with a hobo beard. Why Chris would want to be a half-version of his actual super form doesn't make a bit of sense: how does having the weaker Chris's body improve over just being a magic, omni-capable hedgehog? So far there is no reason to believe that the things Chris does as Collosal-Chan couldn't also have been done by Chris-Chan Sonichu.

His medallion also changes from yellow to orange, just like [[Ultra Sonichu]].

==Powers==
Collosal Chan has strange, almost god-like powers, the most basic of which are flight and telepathy. On top of that, he is shown to enter the Dark Mirror Hole effortlessly and retrieve Crystal from the mirror, connect into a computer's USB port with his finger, and create a version of himself to destroy everything and create a Lightning Bomb that allows for controlled destruction by way of force fields. He also has some basic combat abilities, most of them already available to regular, pussy [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|human Chris]] anyway. During his fight with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], Chris is capable of creating solid weapons presumably out of pure electricity that [[Things Chris has Ripped Off|greatly resemble]] Kratos's blades from the videogame, God of War.

While logically, Collosal Chan has access to all the powers of his previous forms and any other Sonichu or Rosechu, these abilities have yet to be utilized. Collossal Chan can reasonably be expected to possess any power Chris considers necessary to save the day.
{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:ColossalChan.jpg|Collosal Chan
Image:SchuComic10P44.jpg|Wth [[Ultra Sonichu]]
Image:ColossalChanRealistic.jpg|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES
Image:ColossalChrisChanVSMaryLeeWalsh.jpg|The final battle.
</gallery></center>

{{Sonichu}}

{{stub}}
[[Category:Characters]]

Sonic the Hedgehog

2010-05-18T21:48:25Z

AsperchuFanboy:

[[Image:Sonichuripoff.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Some poorly drawn rip-off of [[Sonichu]].]]
'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a shitty recolor of beloved hero and [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Sega's blatant plagiarism has given renowned Sonichu creator [[Christian Weston Chandler]] many sleepless nights.

Chris has based his life on Sonic's teachings from [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|AOSTH]]. He has been Chris's life hero since June 1990 [sic<ref>Sonic the Hedgehog wasn't released in North America or even Japan until June 1991 - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Ironically, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|Sonic the Hedgehog MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991. Of course, there can be [[Wikipedia:Rad Mobile|Rad Mobile]] by Sega released in 1990, but that would have not made much sense either seeing as Sonic only made a cameo appearance as an air freshener and nothing more, despite the particular appearance in that game predating Sonic's own first game. That, and Rad Mobile was a very less known game from Sega, so the chance of Chrissy playing the game during 1990 ([[Soul Calibur|and failing miserably at it]]) would be highly unlikely.</ref>], replacing [[The American Rabbit]].<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation]</ref>

==History==
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from watching the cartoon show ''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'', involving the basic plot of Sonic and Tails running around to defeat Robotnik, who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical]] man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. At the end of every show, a small segment titled "Sonic Says" ([[Random-access humor|humorously]] misspelled "Sonic Sez" by Tails) would begin. Each segment would involve Sonic teaching a small moral lesson for kids to learn, such as [[Jerkops|when to call 911]], [[Rape|what to do if someone attempts to molest or kidnap you]], and telling kids [[Sonichu Special 4|not to play]] with [[Megatron Pistol|guns]].

The show was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests<ref>See [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> to the eventual creation of [[Sonichu]].

Apparently, at one point, Sonic was more widely recognized than Mickey Mouse. He was also intentionally designed to be easy to draw, had an incoherently random daily cartoon and a dead-serious pseudo-cyberpunk Saturday cartoon to cover both ends of the kids' cartoon spectrum, an army of merchandising, and, oh yeah, most of the games actually didn't suck back in the day. That and its enormous popularity (he likes all popular music, after all, why not all popular cartoons?) almost certainly drew in Chris.

The reason Chris ''remains'' so unerringly loyal to Sonic is unknown. As the years went by, the games became steadily worse until they fell into a randomly spawning black hole of supercrap and seem doomed to dwell within its depths forever. The cartoons both ended, were replaced by something almost as godawful as Sonichu, and the current cartoon is dumb enough to suck, yet not egregious enough at sucking to be ironically entertaining. Many more pop culture trends have come and gone, some good, some heinously bad, but Chris has stuck by Sonic (and Pokémon) like an abused wife. Judging by the large amount of pages about Sonic-loving lolcows (autistic or not) on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]], there's obviously something about Sonic that [[Trolls|we]] don't see. Given how rabid a fanboy Chris has become, perhaps brand loyalty has transitioned into a sort of fannish Stockholm syndrome.

==Role in the comics==
Sonic first appears in [[sonichu 0|issue 0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.

[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].

Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue 1, literally never even mentioned again.

==Tails's (lack of a) role in the comics==
'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since ''Sonic The Hedgehog 2'' was released in 1992 for the Sega Master System. He has been featured in almost every form of Sonic-related media such as cartoons, anime and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why he has not made an appearance in Chris' comics.

Christian has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an autobot named "Prower." If his response in [[Mailbag 38]] any indication, it is possible Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|13 year olds]] on Gamefags and Failgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were [[homos|gay]]. According to Christian, Tails would be "[[Chris and Hypocrisy|inappropriate]]" for the comic.

Despite this, Chris ''did'' create a Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails, though he has so far only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]]. The name of [[Punchy Sonichu]]'s bike is also Prower, bearing a certain resemblance to his surname.

==Archie Comics==
In the US, the official comic adaptation of Sonic the Hedgehog is published by Archie Comics. The comics themselves are based on the Saturday Morning Cartoon Sonic, and is generally known for being subject to horrible plots including shallow romances and convoluted explanations for changes in character appearances (one such issue attributes his change in appearance ((due to being redesigned in the games and the writers feeling a need to justify his new appearance in the comic))green eyes and shoe buckles to a time-altering beam of energy to ), and for having a fan base that mostly consists of [[Chris|30-year-old furries living in their parents' basements]]. Some argue that it truly doesn't suck now that the kudzu plot has been trimmed down.

Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with the comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie Sonic covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris "Prime-Chan" in the comic may be a reference to the character Scourge the Hedgehog, an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as "Sonic Prime" when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles" for the basis of some of his fight scenes. Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown, but it is probable that he does. He has stated that he would like Sonichu to be published by Archie Comics.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat 6]]</ref>

Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie Sonic comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]]. The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%]].

==Sega's response==
After being scarred by the shitty drawn comic by Christian Weston Chandler one fan finally decided to let Sega in on Sonichu. It's currently unknown on what Sega will do about Chris. [[Image:Sega's Reponse.png|thumb|Sega's reaction to the discovery of Sonichu]]

==Plagiarism==
{{incomplete}}
Sonic the Hedgehog is a point of inspiration for many asspies, and like many of his kind, Chris unashamedly steals from all of its various canons. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] is obviously a recolored Sonic the Hedgehog, but even more obvious is [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], who somehow manages to be less original than Chris's flagship character.

{{Clear}}
==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 27.
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with 20 years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh wait!]]
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Christian.

Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was "Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]"?
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg

Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish.
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own unlicensed Sonic merchandise.
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit.

Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces/notes==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
*[[Amy Rose]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Wikipedia article on Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/4762-adventures-of-sonic-the-hedgehog Nostalgia Critic review of both cartoons]

[[Category:Stubs|Sonic the Hedgehog]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

Sonic the Hedgehog

2010-05-18T21:43:10Z

AsperchuFanboy:

[[Image:Sonichuripoff.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Some poorly drawn rip-off of [[Sonichu]].]]
'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a shitty recolor of beloved hero and [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Sega's blatant plagiarism has given renowned Sonichu creator [[Christian Weston Chandler]] many sleepless nights.

Chris has based his life on Sonic's teachings from [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|AOSTH]]. He has been Chris's life hero since June 1990 [sic<ref>Sonic the Hedgehog wasn't released in North America or even Japan until June 1991 - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Ironically, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|Sonic the Hedgehog MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991. Of course, there can be [[Wikipedia:Rad Mobile|Rad Mobile]] by Sega released in 1990, but that would have not made much sense either seeing as Sonic only made a cameo appearance as an air freshener and nothing more, despite the particular appearance in that game predating Sonic's own first game. That, and Rad Mobile was a very less known game from Sega, so the chance of Chrissy playing the game during 1990 ([[Soul Calibur|and failing miserably at it]]) would be highly unlikely.</ref>], replacing [[The American Rabbit]].<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation]</ref>

==History==
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from watching the cartoon show ''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'', involving the basic plot of Sonic and Tails running around to defeat Robotnik, who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical]] man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. At the end of every show, a small segment titled "Sonic Says" ([[Random-access humor|humorously]] misspelled "Sonic Sez" by Tails) would begin. Each segment would involve Sonic teaching a small moral lesson for kids to learn, such as [[Jerkops|when to call 911]], [[Rape|what to do if someone attempts to molest or kidnap you]], and telling kids [[Sonichu Special 4|not to play]] with [[Megatron Pistol|guns]].

The show was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests<ref>See [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> to the eventual creation of [[Sonichu]].

Apparently, at one point, Sonic was more widely recognized than Mickey Mouse. He was also intentionally designed to be easy to draw, had an incoherently random daily cartoon and a dead-serious pseudo-cyberpunk Saturday cartoon to cover both ends of the kids' cartoon spectrum, an army of merchandising, and, oh yeah, most of the games actually didn't suck back in the day. That and its enormous popularity (he likes all popular music, after all, why not all popular cartoons?) almost certainly drew in Chris.

The reason Chris ''remains'' so unerringly loyal to Sonic is unknown. As the years went by, the games became steadily worse until they fell into a randomly spawning black hole of supercrap and seem doomed to dwell within its depths forever. The cartoons both ended, were replaced by something almost as godawful as Sonichu, and the current cartoon is dumb enough to suck, yet not egregious enough at sucking to be ironically entertaining. Many more pop culture trends have come and gone, some good, some heinously bad, but Chris has stuck by Sonic (and Pokémon) like an abused wife. Judging by the large amount of pages about Sonic-loving lolcows (autistic or not) on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]], there's obviously something about Sonic that [[Trolls|we]] don't see. Given how rabid a fanboy Chris has become, perhaps brand loyalty has transitioned into a sort of fannish Stockholm syndrome.

==Role in the comics==
Sonic first appears in [[sonichu 0|issue 0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.

[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].

Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue 1, literally never even mentioned again.

==Tails's (lack of a) role in the comics==
'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since ''Sonic The Hedgehog 2'' was released in 1992 for the Sega Master System. He has been featured in almost every form of Sonic-related media such as cartoons, anime and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why he has not made an appearance in Chris' comics.

Christian has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an autobot named "Prower." If his response in [[Mailbag 38]] any indication, it is possible Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|13 year olds]] on Gamefags and Failgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were [[homos|gay]]. According to Christian, Tails would be "[[Chris and Hypocrisy|inappropriate]]" for the comic.

Despite this, Chris ''did'' create a Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails, though he has so far only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]]. The name of [[Punchy Sonichu]]'s bike is also Prower, bearing a certain resemblance to his surname.

==Archie Comics==
In the US, the official comic adaptation of Sonic the Hedgehog is published by Archie Comics. The comics themselves are based on the Saturday Morning Cartoon Sonic, and is generally known for being subject to horrible plots including shallow romances and convoluted explanations for changes in character appearances (one such issue attributes his change in appearance ((due to being redesigned in the games and the writers feeling a need to justify his new appearance in the comic))green eyes and shoe buckles to a time-altering beam of energy to ), and for having a fan base that mostly consists of [[Chris|30-year-old furries living in their parents' basements]]. Some argue that it truly doesn't suck now that the kudzu plot has been trimmed down.

Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with the comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie Sonic covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris "Prime-Chan" in the comic may be a reference to the character Scourge the Hedgehog, an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as "Sonic Prime" when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles" for the basis of some of his fight scenes. Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown, but it is probable that he does. He has stated that he would like Sonichu to be published by Archie Comics.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat 6]]</ref>

Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie Sonic comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]]. The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%]].

==Sega's response==
After being scarred by the shitty drawn comic by Christian Weston Chandler one fan finally decided to let Sega in on Sonichu. It's currently unknown on what Sega will do about Chris. [[Image:Sega's Reponse.png|thumb|Sega's reaction to the discovery of Sonichu]]

==Plagiarism==
{{incomplete}}
Sonic the Hedgehog is a point of inspiration for many asspies, and like many of his kind, Chris unashamedly steals from all of its various canons. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] is obviously a recolored Sonic the Hedgehog, but even more obvious is [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], who somehow manages to be less original than Chris's flagship character.

{{Clear}}
==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 27.
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with 20 years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh wait!]]
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Christian.

Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was "Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]"?
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg

Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish.
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own unlicensed Sonic merchandise.
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit.

Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[Kimmi|horrible things]].
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces/notes==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
*[[Amy Rose]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Wikipedia article on Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/4762-adventures-of-sonic-the-hedgehog Nostalgia Critic review of both cartoons]

[[Category:Stubs|Sonic the Hedgehog]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Video Games]]