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Layla

2011-06-28T22:29:57Z

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[[Image:Layla.jpg|thumb|right|Concept art of Layla, as drawn by [[Ivy]].]]
[[Image:180Flaaffy.png|thumb|right|An actual Flaaffy. Let us know if you find anything even remotely similar between the two.]]
{{quote|Layla is sheepish; kind of shy, yet energetic, sweet and such|[[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Christian Weston Chandler]], [[women's rights]] activist and incredibly lame punster}}
{{quote|Yo Layla! Punchy's in and he's checking you out, girl.
Come on, let's go hit the bed!|[[Chris]], singing about sheep/hedgehog sex}}

'''Layla Flaaffy''' is a character in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. She was first shown along with [[Ivy]], in a drawing of her that was leaked out on the Krapple Komputer Kompany [[/cwc/]] board. In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] she is introduced as an eighteen-year-old [[Pokémon|Flaaffy]], who was thought up by Ivy on 15 [[2009#March|March 2009]].

She does not resemble the Pokémon Flaaffy in the slightest bit. It's not clear if this is because Ivy didn't care whether or not she did, or if it's because Chris decided she was a Flaaffy at a later date as a means of justifying her presence in the comic.

When Ivy originally created the character, she was named "Luckett", but, according to Ivy, this was changed because Chris thought it was "too French." As Luckett was something of a parallel to [[Sonichu]] (Ivy's "original" character that is just a Pokémon with other attributes stapled on), this is tantamount to Sonichu being reimagined as an [[JK Productions|anteater named Reginald]].

A post-mortem interview with Ivy reveals that she had never intended "Luckette" to be a pokemon at all, but rather an anthropomorphized sheep. This goes some way to explain why there is little resemblance between Layla and a Flaaffy.

After the "death" of Ivy, Layla's fate remains unknown. It is likely that she will suffer the same fate as [[Jiggliami]] did when [[Blanca]] "broke up" with Chris: [[Time Void|complete and utter oblivion]].

==Personality==

While nothing Chris makes is original or interesting, Layla seems to be the most stereotypical. Apparently, [[Women's rights|having women do all of cooking, cleaning and working]] gets old after awhile, as Chris designed Layla in a very [[Pedofork|jailbait]] manner. This is partly due to Ivy designing her to be sexually appealing to Chris-chan, so he would be more inclined to use her in his comics. The fact that she looks extremely underage is awfully telling. Her hobbies include showing cleavage, creepy innuendo, and, like, [[Julie|chatting with hot guys online]]. Layla is thus one of the most outright irritating characters, only slightly less aggravating than [[Magi-Chan]] or the [[Sonee and Rosey|Sonichu Babies]].

==Romance==
Implementing the world's oldest stereotype, Layla is lusted after by the [[Reginald Sneasel|series' biggest douchebag]] not named Chris. In an attempt to create some sort of conflict in the pages of making out, she falls for the azn, [[Punchy]]. But of course, everyone ends up paired up and engages in soulless furry sex.

==Fetish==
In his song "[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]", Chris reveals Layla's fetish for [[Wikipedia:sadomasochism|sadomasochism]] in the final lines of the song. Because Chris has only given few details about this, his fans have been forced to interpret these lines as either references to sadomasochism or [[Women's rights|domestic violence]].

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Ivy.png|Image of Ivy and Luckett, posted on 21 [[March 2009]] on Krapple Komputer Kompany [[/cwc/]] board.
Image:SchuComic10P7.jpg|Introduction of [[Layla]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].
Image:Camwhorelayla.JPG|Very intelligent, nuanced character.
Image:CamwhoreLaylacolor.jpg| Her mind is blank
Image:Laylablow.jpg|This is what Layla actually believes.
Image:Sadolaylandwhip.jpg|The truth about Layla
</gallery>
</center>

==See Also==
* [[Ivy]]
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]
[[Category: Ivy Saga]]

The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail

2011-06-28T21:43:26Z

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'''The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail''' was introduced in [[Sub-Episode 7]] of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], wherein Chris fellated a beverage whilst evading [[jerkop]]s. Numerous [[Trolls]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] pointed out that the clumsy artwork make it look like Chris was sucking on a big, fat phallus, playing on his deeply-rooted fear of becoming a [[homo]]. In the version posted on [[CWCipedia]], Chris has edited the Oversized Drinking Straw to look slightly less retarded:

[[Image:Chris-Straw-Retcon.JPG|center]]

It's worth noting that even the "new, improved" Drinking Straw is wider than any of cartoon Chris-chan's fingers or thumbs, and the part above the bend is for some reason narrower than the part below. Also, given the nature of Chris's terrible artwork, it's hard to determine which of the following is correct about his "new" mouth...

'''1> ''Is his mouth wide open?'''''
:If this is the case, it would be impossible to drink in the manner depicted. The drinker's lips have to form an airtight seal around the straw in order to draw liquid up through it, unless you have vacuum lungs.

'''2> ''Has he drawn himself with massive [[niggo]] lips?'''''
:Chris's lips may have simply ballooned to an enormous size, giving the impression that [[tomgirl|he's wearing lipstick now]].

Whatever the truth may be, Chris cannot even correct any of his mistakes without finding some other way to screw up in the process.

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
Image:Straw.jpg|Like father, like son.
Image:SWEETHEARTS.jpeg|GENTLEMEN.
Image:Slurp1.png|Slurp.
Image:Slurp2.jpg|SLURP!
Image:PVCC_44.png|
Image:Paulyslurp.jpg|It's true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.
Image:RobotnikStraw of Fail.jpg|Possible inspiration?
Image:Asperstraw.png|''[[Asperchu]]'' variant.
Image:Freudslipstraw.png| Could the straw be a euphemism for Chris' own bent [[duck]]?
Image:ChrisVSstrawcanvaspainting.jpg|Serious skills.
Image:Superbigassgulp.jpg|The biggest rival.
</gallery></center>

==See also==

*[[Get-Tar Region]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]
*[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu]]
*[[Chris and Art]]
{{DEFAULTSORT:Oversized Drinking Straw}}
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

User:Assburgers

2011-06-28T21:31:59Z

Assburgers: /* Random Crap */

I just patiently wait for Chris-Chan's next move, in the mean time, I draw stuff. Be warned that I'm a Wiki newfag, so if I fuck up, I'm sorry for it.

{{Observer}}

 <div style="text-align: center;">[[File:Tahilawn.png]]</div>

== Random Crap ==
*My favorite [[Sonichu]] char is [[Layla]], despite the fact that '''HER MIND IS A BLANK.'''
*My fav Chris vid has to be "[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]", that video was just too good.
*I witnessed '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' and lived!!
*Out of all the [[Chandler Cats]], <s>Desi is my favorite one. :3</s> Nah, I only liked the smile with Snorlax.
*Feels sorrow for [[Bob]].
*Was once working on a 3D Quake mod about Sonichu, but quickly gave up due to laziness.
*Wants to make some [[Medallions of Fail]] of his own and never wear them.
*<s>Thinks</s>'''KNOWS''' that [[Chris and art|Chris' work]] is far more superior than his own.
**I've only been drawing for 4 years.

 

== My Chris-Chan related works ==

<gallery>
Image:Sadolaylandwhip.jpg|Layla's true form
Image:Cwcki-tan-in-paint.png|CWCki-Tan
</gallery>

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File:Laylablow.jpg

2011-06-27T17:10:49Z

Assburgers: uploaded a new version of "File:Laylablow.jpg": Reverted to version as of 16:05, 27 June 2011

Layla doing what female sonichu characters do best.

User:Assburgers

2011-06-27T17:09:36Z

Assburgers: /* Random Crap */

I just patiently wait for Chris-Chan's next move, in the mean time, I draw stuff. Be warned that I'm a Wiki newfag, so if I fuck up, I'm sorry for it.

{{Observer}}

 <div style="text-align: center;">[[File:Tahilawn.png]]</div>

== Random Crap ==
*My favorite [[Sonichu]] char is [[Layla]], despite the fact that '''HER MIND IS A BLANK.'''
*My fav Chris vid has to be "[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]", that video was just too good.
*I witnessed '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' and lived!!
*Out of all the [[Chandler Cats]], Desi is my favorite one. :3
*Feels sorrow for [[Bob]].
*Was once working on a 3D Quake mod about Sonichu, but quickly gave up due to laziness.
*Wants to make some [[Medallions of Fail]] of his own and never wear them.
*<s>Thinks</s>'''KNOWS''' that [[Chris and art|Chris' work]] is far more superior than his own.
**I've only been drawing for 4 years.

 
== My Chris-Chan related works ==

<gallery>
Image:Sadolaylandwhip.jpg|Layla's true form
Image:Cwcki-tan-in-paint.png|CWCki-Tan
</gallery>

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User:Assburgers

2011-06-27T17:08:56Z

Assburgers: /* Random Crap */

I just patiently wait for Chris-Chan's next move, in the mean time, I draw stuff. Be warned that I'm a Wiki newfag, so if I fuck up, I'm sorry for it.

{{Observer}}

 <div style="text-align: center;">[[File:Tahilawn.png]]</div>

== Random Crap ==
*My favorite [[Sonichu]] char is [[Layla]], despite the fact that '''HER MIND IS A BLANK.'''
*My fav Chris vid has to be "[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]", that video was just too good.
*I witnessed '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' and lived!!
*Out of all the [[Chandler Cats]], Desi is my favorite one. :3
*Feels sorrow for [[Bob]].
*Was once working on a 3D Quake mod about Sonichu, but quickly gave up due to laziness.
*Wants to make some [[Medallions of Fail]] of his own and never wear them.
*<s>Thinks</s>'''KNOWS''' that [[Chris and art|Chris' work]] is far more superior than his own.
**I've only been drawing for 4 years.

 == My Chris-Chan related work ==

<gallery>
Image:Sadolaylandwhip.jpg|Layla's true form
Image:Cwcki-tan-in-paint.png|CWCki-Tan
</gallery>

 lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol

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File:Cwcki-tan-in-paint.png

2011-06-27T17:07:42Z

Assburgers:

My swing at drawing Cwcki-tan

[[Category:OS-tans]]

File:Cwcki-tan-in-paint.png

2011-06-27T17:07:10Z

Assburgers: My swing at drawing Cwcki-tan

My swing at drawing Cwcki-tan

Christian's Favorite Hits!

2011-06-27T16:24:18Z

Assburgers: /* Other Releases */

[[Image:042-CWC'sFavoriteHits.jpg|thumb|right|The first public appearance of Sonichu.]]
'''''Christian's Favorite Hits!''''' is the fateful CD which sparked the creation of the [[Internet]]'s favorite Sonic recolor OC, [[Sonichu]].

==Volume 1==
Tasked with creating a jewel-case insert for graphic design class at [[Manchester High School|high school]], Chris found himself once again fighting for [[autism|artistic freedom of expression]]. The draconian rules of the assignment- that he avoid using copyrighted images, required Chris to get creative.

{{quote|On the fateful day on March 17, [[2000]], I wanted to feature on my Favorite Hits CD Cover life-long hero, Sonic the Hedgehog, and cute newer character, Pikachu, but Copyrighted Characters were prohibited from the project.

So, in my mind, I pondered and pondered when it hit me visually; [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]] combined.|Chris, being creative.<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>}}

Chris claims to have gotten an A+ on the assignment.<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu</ref> The other characters on the cover are Christian's original Pokémon Espanolic, Koffingroo, Plautistic, Buggzap and Strongtire. Note, many of the other drawings on the cover are also uncreative combinations of Pokémon and other objects.

{{quote|HE IS NOT JUST A POLYMERIZED pair of Game characters; He is his own Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon Self, and I have [[parody|my own circled "C" on him]], so there.|Chris, clearing up any misunderstandings.<ref>[[:Image:0510-CWCNote9.jpg]]</ref>}}

Unsurprisingly, the CD tracklist is a very liberal interpretation of what constitutes a hit.

===Liner Notes===
[[Image:043-CWCsFavHitsIn.jpg|thumb|CD inlay. Note an early prototype of [[The Wall of Originals]] in the background.]]
[[Image:044-CWCsFavHitsBack.jpg|thumb|right|The tracklist.]]
{{quotebox|This CD contains many of my favorite songs from many CDs. The order of the songs are in order by the type of music/game in which it originated. In order, it goes as followed:

1st. Sonic music (I love that Hedgehog).

2nd. Pokemon music (I like the video games and the TCG game)

3rd. Mario music (I like the MarioKart64 and Star Fox 64 games).

And 4th. Classic Jazz (I enjoy a cool, jazzy beat).

And the order repeats till the 21st song; it finishes with two Sonic songs. All in all, all the songs are many of my favorite hits!}}

===Track Listing===
# Sonic Boom. From [[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|Sonic CD]] game. Vocal: "Pastiche." 
# [[Wikipedia:Don't Say You Love Me (M2M song)|Don't Say You Love Me]]. From [[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie (soundtrack)|Pokemon 1st Movie Soundtrack]]. Vocal: [[Wikipedia:M2M (band)|M2M]]. 
# Circuit Select. From [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 64|Mario Kart 64]] game. 
# [[Wikipedia:Love and Marriage|Love & Marriage]]. Vocal: [[Wikipedia:Frank Sinatra|Frank Sinatra]]. 
# Believe in Myself. From [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]] game. 
# Poke Rap. From [[Wikipedia:Pokémon_2.B.A._Master#Pok.C3.A9mon_2BA_MASTER|Pokemon "2.B.A Master" CD]]. Vocals: [[Wikipedia:D. Train|James "D Train" Williams]], Babi Floyd. 
# Rainbow Road. From [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 64|Mario Kart 64]] game. 
# [[Wikipedia:Talk to the Animals|Talk To The Animals]]. Vocal: [[Wikipedia:Bing Crosby|Bing Crosby]]. 
# It Doesn't Matter. From [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]] game. 
# (Hey, You) Free Up Your Mind. From [[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie (soundtrack)|Pokemon 1st Movie Soundtrack]]. Vocal: [[Wikipedia:Emma Bunton|Emma Bunton p/k/a Baby Spice]]. 
# Titania + Macbeth. From [[Wikipedia:Star Fox 64|Star Fox 64 game]]. 
# Velevet Moon & Chico Marx. Vocal: Skip Nelson. 
# My Sweet Passion. From [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]] game. 
# 2. B. A. Master. From [[Wikipedia:Pokémon_2.B.A._Master#Pok.C3.A9mon_2BA_MASTER|Pokemon "2.B.A Master" CD]]. Vocal: Russell Velazquez. 
# Victory Lap. From [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 64|Mario Kart 64]] game. 
# [[Wikipedia:I've Got the World on a String|I've Got The World On A String]]. Vocal: [[Wikipedia:Frank Sinatra|Frank Sinatra]]. 
# Unknown from ME. From [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]] game. 
# We're A Miricle. From [[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie (soundtrack)|Pokemon 1st Movie Soundtrack]]. 
# Koopa Troopa Beach. From [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 64|Mario Kart 64]] game. 
# 10 Feet Off The Ground. Vocal: [[Wikipedia:Louis Armstrong|Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong]]. 
# Open Your Heart. From [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]] game. 
# Sonic & Knuckles Theme. From Virtual Sonic music CD. 

==Volume 2==
[[Image:047-CWCsFavHits2.jpg|thumb|left|The HIT PARADE continues!]]
[[Image:048-CWCsFavHits2In.jpg|thumb]]

{{quotebox|After making my last CD, time flew by, and more music came into my world. I have made this CD, which has many more of my favorite songs, to ad more of my favorite songs on a 2nd disc.

There is a different order of types of songs, and another type has been added. In order, it goes as followed:

1st. Sonic Music (I like that Hedgehog).

2nd. Pokemon Music (I like the video games, and the TCG game)

3rd. Classic Jazz (I enjoy a cool, jazzy beat).

and 4th. Today's Rap/ROck (I enjoy it, but my Father does not).

And the order repeats till the 23rd song; it is a final Sonic Song. All in all, these are many more of my favorite hits! 8)}}

==Other Releases==

<gallery>
Image:045-ColeCD.jpg|''A CD for [[Cole Smithey]]!''
Image:046-ColeCDIn.jpg
Image:049-Songs4Kellie.jpg|''Songs 4 [[Kellie Andes|Kellie]]
Image:050-CWCsFavHits3.jpg|''Christian's Favorite Hits 3!''
Image:051-LindaRonstadtCD.jpg|''Mas Puto!''
Image:052-LindaRonstadtIn.jpg|''Isn't that [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|sexy?]]''
Image:053-SongsBetweenFriendsCD.jpg
Image:054-CWCsAnimeWorldCD.jpg
Image:055-CWCsAnimeWorld2CD.jpg
Image:058-CWCJam061Front.jpg
Image:059-CWCJam062Front.jpg
Image:060-CWCJam06BFront.jpg
Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg
Image:CWCJam06BLable.jpg
</gallery>

==Sauce==
<references/>

[[Category: Arts and Crafts]]

User:Assburgers

2011-06-27T16:15:54Z

Assburgers:

I just patiently wait for Chris-Chan's next move, in the mean time, I draw stuff. Be warned that I'm a Wiki newfag, so if I fuck up, I'm sorry for it.

{{Observer}}

 <div style="text-align: center;">[[File:Tahilawn.png]]</div>

== Random Crap ==
*My favorite [[Sonichu]] char is [[Layla]], despite the fact that '''HER MIND IS A BLANK.'''
*My fav Chris vid has to be "[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]", that video was just too good.
*I witnessed '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' and lived!!
*Out of all the [[Chandler Cats]], Desi is my favorite one. :3
*Feels sorrow for [[Bob]].
*Was once working on a 3D Quake mod about Sonichu, but quickly gave up due to laziness.
*Wants to make some [[Medallions of Fail]] of his own and never wear them.
*<s>Thinks</s>'''KNOWS''' that [[Chris and art|Chris' work]] is far more superior than his own.
**I've only been drawing for 4 years.

 == My Chris-Chan related work ==

<gallery>
Image:Sadolaylandwhip.jpg|Layla's true form
</gallery>

 lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol

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File:Tahilawn.png

2011-06-27T16:11:30Z

Assburgers: Assburger's introductory image

Assburger's introductory image

File:Laylablow.jpg

2011-06-27T16:06:38Z

Assburgers: uploaded a new version of "File:Laylablow.jpg": Reverted to version as of 16:05, 27 June 2011

Layla doing what female sonichu characters do best.

File:Laylablow.jpg

2011-06-27T16:06:09Z

Assburgers: uploaded a new version of "File:Laylablow.jpg": Reverted to version as of 12:16, 1 October 2010

Layla doing what female sonichu characters do best.

File:Laylablow.jpg

2011-06-27T16:05:18Z

Assburgers: uploaded a new version of "File:Laylablow.jpg": More accurate portrayals at what the Sonichu girls do best.

Layla doing what female sonichu characters do best.

User:Assburgers

2011-06-27T15:52:48Z

Assburgers:

I just patiently wait for Chris-Chan's next move, in the mean time, I draw stuff. Be warned that I'm a Wiki newfag, so if I fuck up, I'm sorry for it.

{{Observer}}

== Random Crap ==
*My favorite [[Sonichu]] char is [[Layla]], despite the fact that '''HER MIND IS A BLANK.'''
*My fav Chris vid has to be "[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]", that video was just too good.
*I witnessed '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' and lived!!
*Out of all the [[Chandler Cats]], Desi is my favorite one. :3
*Feels sorrow for [[Bob]].
*Was once working on a 3D Quake mod about Sonichu, but quickly gave up due to laziness.
*Wants to make some [[Medallions of Fail]] of his own and never wear them.
*<s>Thinks</s>'''KNOWS''' that [[Chris and art|Chris' work]] is far more superior than his own.
**I've only been drawing for 4 years.

 == My Chris-Chan related work ==

<gallery>
Image:Sadolaylandwhip.jpg|Layla's true form
</gallery>

 lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol

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User:Assburgers

2011-06-27T15:21:19Z

Assburgers:

I just patiently wait for Chris-Chan's next move, in the mean time, I draw stuff.

{{Observer}}

 Chris-Related Crap I've drawn

<gallery>
Image:Sadolaylandwhip.jpg|Layla's true form
</gallery>

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Layla

2011-06-27T15:18:05Z

Assburgers: /* Fetish */

[[Image:Layla.jpg|thumb|right|Concept art of Layla, as drawn by [[Ivy]].]]
[[Image:180Flaaffy.png|thumb|right|An actual Flaaffy. Let us know if you find anything even remotely similar between the two.]]
{{quote|Layla is sheepish; kind of shy, yet energetic, sweet and such|[[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Christian Weston Chandler]], [[women's rights]] activist and incredibly lame punster}}
{{quote|Yo Layla! Punchy's in and he's checking you out, girl.
Come on, let's go hit the bed!|[[Chris]], singing about sheep/hedgehog sex}}

'''Layla Flaaffy''' is a character in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. She was first shown along with [[Ivy]], in a drawing of her that was leaked out on the Krapple Komputer Kompany [[/cwc/]] board. In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] she is introduced as an eighteen-year-old [[Pokémon|Flaaffy]], who was thought up by Ivy on 15 [[2009#March|March 2009]].

She does not resemble the Pokémon Flaaffy in the slightest bit. It's not clear if this is because Ivy didn't care whether or not she did, or if it's because Chris decided she was a Flaaffy at a later date as a means of justifying her presence in the comic.

When Ivy originally created the character, she was named "Luckett", but, according to Ivy, this was changed because Chris thought it was "too French." As Luckett was something of a parallel to [[Sonichu]] (Ivy's "original" character that is just a Pokémon with other attributes stapled on), this is tantamount to Sonichu being reimagined as an [[JK Productions|anteater named Reginald]].

A post-mortem interview with Ivy reveals that she had never intended "Luckette" to be a pokemon at all, but rather an anthropomorphized sheep. This goes some way to explain why there is little resemblance between Layla and a Flaaffy.

After the "death" of Ivy, Layla's fate remains unknown. It is likely that she will suffer the same fate as [[Jiggliami]] did when [[Blanca]] "broke up" with Chris: [[Time Void|complete and utter oblivion]].

==Personality==

While nothing Chris makes is original or interesting, Layla seems to be the most stereotypical. Apparently, [[Women's rights|having women do all of cooking, cleaning and working]] gets old after awhile, as Chris designed Layla in a very [[Pedofork|jailbait]] manner. This is partly due to Ivy designing her to be sexually appealing to Chris-chan, so he would be more inclined to use her in his comics. The fact that she looks extremely underage is awfully telling. Her hobbies include showing cleavage, creepy innuendo, and, like, [[Julie|chatting with hot guys online]]. Layla is thus one of the most outright irritating characters, only slightly less aggravating than [[Magi-Chan]] or the [[Sonee and Rosey|Sonichu Babies]].

==Romance==
Implementing the world's oldest stereotype, Layla is lusted after by the [[Reginald Sneasel|series' biggest douchebag]] not named Chris. In an attempt to create some sort of conflict in the pages of making out, she falls for the azn, [[Punchy]]. But of course, everyone ends up paired up and engages in soulless furry sex.

==Fetish==
[[Image:Sadolaylandwhip.jpg|thumb|right|Layla when she is not on the comics.]]In his song "[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]", Chris reveals Layla's fetish for [[Wikipedia:sadomasochism|sadomasochism]] in the final lines of the song. Because Chris has only given few details about this, his fans have been forced to interpret these lines as either references to sadomasochism or [[Women's rights|domestic violence]].

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Ivy.png|Image of Ivy and Luckett, posted on 21 [[March 2009]] on Krapple Komputer Kompany [[/cwc/]] board.
Image:SchuComic10P7.jpg|Introduction of [[Layla]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].
Image:Camwhorelayla.JPG|Very intelligent, nuanced character.
Image:CamwhoreLaylacolor.jpg| Her mind is blank
Image:Laylablow.jpg|This is what Layla actually believes.
</gallery>
</center>

==See Also==
* [[Ivy]]
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]
[[Category: Ivy Saga]]

User:Assburgers

2011-06-27T08:42:27Z

Assburgers: Created page with "I just patiently wait for Chris-Chan's next move, in the mean time, I draw stuff. {{Observer}}"

I just patiently wait for Chris-Chan's next move, in the mean time, I draw stuff.

{{Observer}}

Layla

2011-06-27T08:32:48Z

Assburgers: /* Fetish */

[[Image:Layla.jpg|thumb|right|Concept art of Layla, as drawn by [[Ivy]].]]
[[Image:180Flaaffy.png|thumb|right|An actual Flaaffy. Let us know if you find anything even remotely similar between the two.]]
{{quote|Layla is sheepish; kind of shy, yet energetic, sweet and such|[[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Christian Weston Chandler]], [[women's rights]] activist and incredibly lame punster}}
{{quote|Yo Layla! Punchy's in and he's checking you out, girl.
Come on, let's go hit the bed!|[[Chris]], singing about sheep/hedgehog sex}}

'''Layla Flaaffy''' is a character in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. She was first shown along with [[Ivy]], in a drawing of her that was leaked out on the Krapple Komputer Kompany [[/cwc/]] board. In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] she is introduced as an eighteen-year-old [[Pokémon|Flaaffy]], who was thought up by Ivy on 15 [[2009#March|March 2009]].

She does not resemble the Pokémon Flaaffy in the slightest bit. It's not clear if this is because Ivy didn't care whether or not she did, or if it's because Chris decided she was a Flaaffy at a later date as a means of justifying her presence in the comic.

When Ivy originally created the character, she was named "Luckett", but, according to Ivy, this was changed because Chris thought it was "too French." As Luckett was something of a parallel to [[Sonichu]] (Ivy's "original" character that is just a Pokémon with other attributes stapled on), this is tantamount to Sonichu being reimagined as an [[JK Productions|anteater named Reginald]].

A post-mortem interview with Ivy reveals that she had never intended "Luckette" to be a pokemon at all, but rather an anthropomorphized sheep. This goes some way to explain why there is little resemblance between Layla and a Flaaffy.

After the "death" of Ivy, Layla's fate remains unknown. It is likely that she will suffer the same fate as [[Jiggliami]] did when [[Blanca]] "broke up" with Chris: [[Time Void|complete and utter oblivion]].

==Personality==

While nothing Chris makes is original or interesting, Layla seems to be the most stereotypical. Apparently, [[Women's rights|having women do all of cooking, cleaning and working]] gets old after awhile, as Chris designed Layla in a very [[Pedofork|jailbait]] manner. This is partly due to Ivy designing her to be sexually appealing to Chris-chan, so he would be more inclined to use her in his comics. The fact that she looks extremely underage is awfully telling. Her hobbies include showing cleavage, creepy innuendo, and, like, [[Julie|chatting with hot guys online]]. Layla is thus one of the most outright irritating characters, only slightly less aggravating than [[Magi-Chan]] or the [[Sonee and Rosey|Sonichu Babies]].

==Romance==
Implementing the world's oldest stereotype, Layla is lusted after by the [[Reginald Sneasel|series' biggest douchebag]] not named Chris. In an attempt to create some sort of conflict in the pages of making out, she falls for the azn, [[Punchy]]. But of course, everyone ends up paired up and engages in soulless furry sex.

==Fetish==
[[Image:Sadolaylandwhip.jpg|thumb|right|Layla's appearance after the comics.]]In his song "[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]", Chris reveals Layla's fetish for [[Wikipedia:sadomasochism|sadomasochism]] in the final lines of the song. Because Chris has only given few details about this, his fans have been forced to interpret these lines as either references to sadomasochism or [[Women's rights|domestic violence]].

==Gallery==
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Image:Ivy.png|Image of Ivy and Luckett, posted on 21 [[March 2009]] on Krapple Komputer Kompany [[/cwc/]] board.
Image:SchuComic10P7.jpg|Introduction of [[Layla]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].
Image:Camwhorelayla.JPG|Very intelligent, nuanced character.
Image:CamwhoreLaylacolor.jpg| Her mind is blank
Image:Laylablow.jpg|This is what Layla actually believes.
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==See Also==
* [[Ivy]]
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]
[[Category: Ivy Saga]]

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