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<div>{{merge|Chris's Big Night Out}}<br />
The '''Two's company snapshots''' are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink with a morbidly obese young [[Boulder-dropping whale|whale]] who looks like Shrek, playfully nicknamed '''Hambeast''' by the trolls. They were uploaded on [[4chan]]'s /v/ on [[2009#July|15 July 2009]]. <br />
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Contrary to rumors on lesser imageboards, it can now be revealed that Chris did not receive any [[china|vag]], liberated or otherwise.<br />
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On the [[CWCipedia]] Chris claims that this was his [[lies|first date]].<br />
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In a [[Captain's Log]] dated 14 March 2010, Chris revealed the name of the Hambeast as '''Faeryn''' as he was [[Fail|demanding she be made anonymous]].<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&oldid=4015 Captain's Log, Stardate March 14, 2010]</ref><br />
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==Background==<br />
The date was partially a setup by [[trolls|field agents]] to see how Chris would react to a willing, but physically unattractive [[boyfriend free girl|potential mate]]. While their introduction was a setup, it was actually Chris himself who initiated conversation and asked her out on a date, managing to snag her number. Like Chris she too was fat, unattractive, with poor hygiene and little opportunity for a relationship. Even so, she was less than enthusiastic about dating Chris, and only eventually agreed by virtue of not being able to come up with a good excuse not to.<br /><br />
Also, note that she's chugging down what seems to be a two-pint glass of beer, while Chris is drinking a brightly colored [[Homos|cocktail]]<br /><br />
Furthermore, these images have revealed to us that Chris's taste in [[Chris and fashion|clothing]] can indeed get much, much worse. It remains unknown whether the longsleeve Chris is wearing under that red tee was designed by someone under the influence of [[Yawning Squirtle|Yawning Squirtle's]] supergrass, or by [[Chris and art|CWC himself]], but what remains certain is that this chaos of pink, white and blue-green stands out even in Chris's own terrifying wardrobe.<br />
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==The images==<br />
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==Sauces==<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan]]<br />
[[Category: Social life]]<br />
[[Category: Images]]</div>Assburgler