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January 2017 Facebook Posts

2017-02-01T04:05:35Z

AstroMoth:

This page is an archive of Chris' [[Facebook]] posts during [[January 2017]]. Posts are sorted by date and linked to the source material from Facebook. Notable comments will be archived and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris' posts, e.g. [[William Elliott Waterman]] and Jessica Quinn, are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1266912353403241 Happy New Year!]==
2 January at 3:42 am
{{quotebox|Happy New Year! 🎉🎉}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1268662986561511 Inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories]==
4 January at 12:04 am
{{quotebox|I want to let everyone know that in respect of my fans versus the trolls and bullies, over the Internet, through the phone, or even in hand-written letters and mail, And after all of this time, I am still feeling most unable to differ between the genuine good fans and people from the insincere and sarcastic bullies. While I do appreciate the positive encouragement, I feel unable to feel it inside from the uncertainties and fears. It is not your fault, those who have written actual praises in the past in digital or pencil/ink. And among which, I feel the continuing uncertainties contribute to my inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories. The elephant-in-the-room factor aside from that being, simply, the pester of "legality" questions and disputings in my creations and work. Not to mention the continuing financial problems here and the "head of household" worries that leave me feeling more troubled. Aside from the obvious big money to settle the debts, I feel at a loss of direction or whatever. It all constantly drives me feeling mental, crazy and depressed.

Remember, I have a Patreon now, and the monthly donations and monthly goal of $500 a month (to update the page of that detail soon), to save that per month to accumulate to the big amounts needed here, so please consider making the monthly pledge to help me recover more quick. Thank you.}}

Chris linked to his [[Patreon]].

==[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/posts/10154143249406717?comment_id=10154144685786717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22%7D Pmurt's face should be banned]==
4 January at 12:09 am

Chris commented on a LGBTQ Nation post.
{{quotebox|I would discourage portraying Trump's mug Anywhere, Period.}}

==Encouraging a friend==
4 January at 9:35 am

Chris responded to one of his IRL friends, showing support for her post on hoping to see more media made that features female empowerment from the African-American community (link redacted).
{{quotebox|Right on, [REDACTED]!}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1269267156501094 Shared post on tribute to Pulse victims]==
4 January at 4:43 pm

Chris shared a post from LGBTQ Nation on a tribute to victims of the 2016 Pulse Nightclub shooting.

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154154664401863?comment_id=10154158487721863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Empathy for gay men]==
4 January at 11:10 pm

Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post. It is about gay men, who plan to get married, receiving a piece of hate mail resembling an RSVP. Chris empathized with the gay men, showing the progress he's made since his days of hating gays.

{{quotebox|The bastards; how dare they RSVP like that? Damn haters.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1269501456477664 Love is Love comic commentary]==
4 January at 11:47 pm

Chris commented on the [https://www.idwpublishing.com/product/love-is-love/ "Love is Love" comic], an anthology series dedicated to the victims of the 2016 Pulse Nightclub shooting. He uploaded photos of 12 pages and included his commentary.

<center><gallery>
File:LL1.jpeg|Haters, go find happiness in Love, Not Hate
File:LL2.jpeg|Yes, Stop teaching hatred; encourage love.
File:LL3.jpeg|When Harley's not with Mr.J., she and Ivy will play.
File:LL4.jpeg|This was me in the in-and-out trials years ago, and then I followed through fully.
File:LL5.jpeg|If Deathstroke can turn to Love and throw away the guns of Hate, you can too.
File:LL6.jpeg|Quit your judging of others.
File:LL7.jpeg|This story is just really awesome and sweet. :)
File:LL8.jpeg|This one is also just awesome and sweet.
File:LL9..jpeg|Be a lover, not a hater; be happier with everyone else.
File:LL10.jpeg|If you must comment, then Encourage the obvious positive of the moment.
File:LL11.jpeg|This is just funny; "Doc Drumpf" sent out Haters. Anyone want to guess who "Doc Drumpf" was obviously parodied off of. "Let's make ______ Drumpf again." Very good wordplay and reference.
</gallery></center>

'''Comments'''

Waterman:
{{quoteboxred|Teachers don't let students read modern, good things. In order for it to be acceptable assignment material in classrooms, it has to be old and boring. Secondly, that kind of assignment is demanding students to be honest, which will always get a failing grade. They have to lie and recite the teacher's uneducated opinion to be able to get a pass.}}
Chris:
{{quotebox|Wow. You really seems to cower in public opinions of yourself, don't you?}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154164812666863?comment_id=10154166112106863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D More lessons for trolls]==
8 January at 12:31 am
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.
{{quotebox|This is lots of good stuff for the homophobic internet trolls and cyberbullies.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1272102189550924 Share this penny to attract money]==
8 January at 12:32 am

Chris shared a video of a "lucky penny."

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154167092406863?comment_id=1874011346210806&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D I would wear a vagina necklace]==
8 January at 4:27 pm

Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post, which asked its readers if they would buy a vagina-themed necklace.

{{quotebox|I would!}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1272656339495509&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Trump should read Love is Love]==
8 January at 4:35 pm

{{quotebox|I just had a thought, I would be very interested to hear his response to the "Love Is Love" comic book, after Donald Trump receives a copy in his mailbox and he personally has read it cover to cover.}}

'''Comments'''

Marie:

{{quoteboxgreen|He wouldn't read it }}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Why don't you send him a copy and see.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1272911496136660 Women need to be hugged]==
9 January at 1:43 am

Chris shared a video.

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1273414722753004 Barred from donating blood]==
9 January at 4:31 pm

{{quotebox|feeling pissed off.

I have a complaint I feel need to voice: I was just about to donate blood at a local blood drive today, but I was deferred from donating, because I was a Transgender. Apparently the FDA saw to not accept blood from Transgender people, due to the varying levels of testosterone/estrogen balances in our blood. This, I feel, IS Outright Bogus. Not All Women and Men, who aren't Trans, hell, NOBODY has Perfect Hormone levels. Those who may or may not, you are not 100% either, sir or miss. Regardless, those people are Still acceptable donors; some of which may still have yet to come out as amongst the LGBTQ, themselves. I will be locating how to contact the FDA and voice my complaint to them as well.

Food for thought. Thank you.

<nowiki>#BloodServices

#FDA</nowiki>}}

Chris linked to Vablood.org. He possibly went to a blood drive event (mentioned in the News section on that website)<ref>http://www.vablood.org/news-events/news/charlottesville-broadcasters-for-blood-drive/</ref>, which offered free food and prizes.

{{collapsible
|The event's vendors and prizes list
|Food Sponsors:
McDonald’s
Taco Bell 29 North
Dunkin’ Donuts
Papa John’s Pizza
Red Hug Food Co.
Raising Cane’s
Domino’s Pizza
Jimmy Johns
Bonefish Grill
Travinia Italian Kitchen
Jersey Mike’s
Chick-Fil-A

Prize Sponsors:
All American Car Wash
UVA Athletic Department
Sam’s Club
Sprint Pavilion
Gold’s Gym
DoubleTree Hotel
Wegman’s
Whole Foods
Jiffy Lube
Wells Fargo
Colonial Auto Center
Costco

GRAND PRIZE RAFFLE: Crutchfield TV!
}}

'''Comments'''

Waterman:

{{quoteboxred|They probably thought you've had Male-to-Male sexual contact. I've been donating blood for more than 3 years and am forced to read the "educational materials" before donating each and every time, and the DO NOT DONATE IF bullet list always has "do not donate if you are a male and had sexual contact with another male (penis-to-penis or mouth-to-penis), even once, since the year 197X." It's probably the risk of AIDS or something. Sorry, Christine. Dunno about the estrogen/testosterone thing, but if you've been taking estrogen supplements, it could be a risk to whoever receives your blood.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|That is a bad assumption for you to make.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Is there any actual scientific evidence behind the varying hormone levels to actually the recipient of (matching blood type) said blood from a Trans donor?}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|There Should be a Direct and recorded transfusion of blood between (matching type) a Transgender and an a non-Trans person with post-effects recorded as well. Then I would find credibility, but the way I see it, my past blood donations, as far as I know, haven't harmed the recipient's hormone levels. Granted, I may stand corrected on recorded uses of the blood I past donated. Go ahead, Mister FDA, prove your theory.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I would personally volunteer to be the donor in that experiment.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154169767321863?comment_id=10154170523851863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D I wish Obama could stay]==
9 January at 8:40 pm

Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post on the Obama family readying to depart the White House.
{{quotebox|I want them to stay.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1275970612497415 Reviewing Skylanders toys]==
12 January at 5:03 pm

{{quotebox|My figure finally came in, and I reviewed it, personally.}}
Chris linked to [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff‎‎]].

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1276027599158383&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3&permPage=1 Playing with toys in public]==
12 January at 6:46 pm

This photo was taken at [[The End Games]], where Chris plays Pokemon.

{{quotebox|I forgot to add the comparison of my Skylander figure with my [[Christine Doll|Equestria Girls Minis doll]], so here's the photo of that.

[[File:Cwc and cwc.jpg|thumb]]
}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1276398705787939 Lawn tractor still for sale]==
13 January at 5:51 am

{{quotebox|We also still have our tractor for sale; had to repost. Call my mother, not me, for serious purchase. Thank you.}}

He linked to the [[Craigslist]] listing.

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1279289672165509 Bruce Wayne for President]==
16 January at 9:59 am

{{quotebox|I have been asked recently about the upcoming inauguration this week (I do not know which day it is on), but regardless, I will not be watching it, period. All those who are against Trump as well, unless you will be there personally to protest and so forth, I insist you all not watch it either.

On a related topic, I recently watched the movie "Suicide Squad"; I liked the movie, as well as the portrayal of Harley Quinn. In link to the "Love Is Love" comic book, Batman and Robin take a pair of pages to appreciate how we of the LGBTQ community are different from society like them, and yet we are more leaning towards making up a lot more than that in the number of people in general.

With that, I consider to think that Gotham City is a Pro-LGBTQ city, which I feel is a very good thing. And, if we could, I'd rather have Bruce Wayne be the Millionaire President, over Trump. Since Mr. Wayne is more kind and understanding to us. But, unfortunately, we ended up with the #FakeNewsJoker that is #Trump.

Just my two cents for now. Thank you.}}

'''Comments'''

Quinn:

{{quoteboxgreen|Suicide Squad was a fun movie. 🃏

Just had a funny thought, bear with me now - Bruce Wayne portrayed himself as a obnoxious rich playboy by day but solved Gotham's problems by night right? What if, IF, Trump acted the way he did but secretly had America's best interests at heart? It'd be a crazy twist huh?}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|It is plausible, but I am not convinced that is the case of Trump.}}

==Empathy for disabled baby==
16 January at 10:11 am

Chris commented on [http://www.littlethings.com/kenadie-grows-up/?utm_source=reba&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=baby an article] shared by Reba McEntire.
{{quotebox|Thank you for sharing this, Reba. She is cute and very special. }}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1279366828824460 MLK Day]==
16 January at 12:07 pm

Chris shared a post from Goodwill Industries of the Valleys on a MLK quote.

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1279368038824339&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Playing lesbians with dolls again]==
16 January at 12:12 pm

{{quotebox|"[[January 2017 Paid Video Requests#Paid Video: Happy Anniversary Fraun & James|What is Love, Love, Love?
Love is Love, Love, Love.
And when you have a lot of it, it, it.
You're a cut above, bove, bove.]]"

[[File:Christine doll and vinyl as lesbians.jpg|250px]]}}

'''Comments'''

Waterman:

{{quoteboxred|Proclaiming you're a cut above someone is not love.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|It's a pun; word play. You don't have to take it literally.}}

Waterman:

{{quoteboxred|You're telling people not to interpret something literally?}}

Waterman:

{{quoteboxred|I don't even see how that's a pun, and the literal meaning would be, like, if you were cut into a totem pole above another totem pole cut. It doesn't add up.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Really, Bill? You should have common sense of when to take some things seriously and Not to take some things seriously.

That's the trouble from Internet Trolls; they take EVERYTHING Literal and Seriously in a reckless manner. Have some restraint.}}

Waterman:

{{quoteboxred|But... it's still saying that people who are loved/have a lot of love are better than those without.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Well, I did not mean it like that. I was rhyming "Love" with "Above".}}

Waterman:

{{quoteboxred|Who is the character your self-insert is kissing, btw? Is it a mystery?}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|My [[Christine Doll|Equestria Girls Mini self]] is making out with [[My Little Pony|Vinyl Scratch]]; the obvious reason is my [[Love Quest|fantasy of having said moment with a woman]] who can move me with her own music (not necessarily anyone already famous or known).}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1280561305371679 MLK Quote]==
17 January at 9:35 pm

Chris shared a post from Barnes and Noble on a MLK quote.

==[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/posts/10154183070216717?comment_id=10154183680891717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D It’s a trap!]==
17 January at 8:59 pm

Chris commented on a LGBTQ Nation post.
{{quotebox|"Pence graciously invites"? I feel like this might be a trap.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1281619131932563 Cursive]==
18 January at 11:58 pm

Chris shared an image approving of the teaching of cursive writing.

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1281648918596251 LGBT isn't a choice]==
19 January at 12:24 am

Chris shared an image stating that Gay, Bi and Trans are not choices.

==[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/posts/10154188171281717?comment_id=10154188502896717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Gay dance party]==
19 January at 1:56 pm

Chris commented on a LGBTQ Nation post.

{{quotebox|Awesome! I'm glad everyone is safe and had a great time. }}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1282390191855457 Grammar game]==
19 January at 8:02 pm

Chris took a grammar quiz and posted his results.

{{quotebox|100!}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1283347731759703 USA has no president or vice president]==
20 January at 10:51 pm
{{quotebox|The United States of America Has No President or Vice President.

Having been sworn into office, Trump and Pence, I will Not and Never will acknowledge nor entertain either of them being in the White House. And should any "Presidential" or "Vice Presidential" announcements be televised or uploaded, I see Not either Trump nor Pence, but an empty chair with no audible speech whatsoever.

Therefore, I reiterate, this Nation Has No President or Vice President.

<nowiki>#USAHasNoPresident20162020</nowiki>}}

Chris rated his post "sad." Then, he linked to his [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever]] video.

He also spammed this message on multiple Facebook posts:

{{quotebox|#USAHasNoPresident20162020}}

*[https://www.facebook.com/womanista/posts/404474029884296?comment_id=404621503202882&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Womanista]
*[https://www.facebook.com/womanista/posts/404442099887489?comment_id=404621529869546&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Womanista]
*[https://www.facebook.com/womanista/posts/404367979894901?comment_id=404664276531938&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Womanista]
*[https://www.facebook.com/playboy/posts/10154470314309086?comment_id=10154471346494086&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Playboy]
*[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/videos/10154190724541717/?comment_id=10154193480351717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D LGBTQ Nation]

He also posted to "Americans Against Trump"<ref>[[https://www.facebook.com/AmericansVsTrump/posts/1306312452740817?comment_id=1307142209324508&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|I did not watch it either. And frankly, I do not care Ever to watch it, even on uploaded video.}}

Joey K. gave him a reality check:
{{quoteboxgreen|get to used to it, trump is in for 4 yrs}}

But Chris was undeterred.
{{quotebox|No, there is NO President or Vice President in office for four years. #USAHasNoPresident20162020}}

At 1:18 am, Chris [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1283458855081924 shared a video from MoveOn.org], which features Elizabeth Warren accusing Trump of "ignorance, racism, sexism and lies," and she talks about "one lie that helps sum up what Donald Trump is all about," while talking about him not disclosing taxes.

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1283517048409438 Stressed and dizzy @:(]==
21 January at 2:55 am
{{quotebox|Feeling - tired, dizzy, stressed, on No Sleep until further notice in this night. @:(}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1284094445018365 Moving forward and lawn tractor still for sale]==
21 January at 3:14 pm
{{quotebox|Well, I'm moving forward. My mom and I still have the tractor for sale; please, call my mom for serious purchase. Thank you.}}
He linked to the [[Craigslist]] ad for the tractor.

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1285478794879930&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3&permPage=1 Custom Skylanders box]==
22 January at 10:43 pm
{{quotebox|Now THIS is how [http://www.toysforbob.com/ Toys For Bob] should package the custom Skylander figures.
[[File:Skylanders packaging.jpeg|200px]]}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1285551254872684 Open letter to Barron Trump]==
22 January at 12:56 am
{{quotebox|I agree with this article; the child differs from the parent, and we all can make positive that Baron T. doesn't end up as a full-on Super Stereotypical, Spiteful and Egotistical Male.

To Young Mister Baron Trump,

I, for one, feel for you as a victim of Cyberbullying and Internet [[Troll]]ing, myself. I, too, have been emotionally and mentally broken, beaten, and scarred, especially during the earlier years when I tried to self-manage my web presence with my own websites of my [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] character. Google me; I have been past disgraced and deceived by those bullies who pretend to be of good intentions. I have later better learned to ignore their hatred and not respond or address their individual cruel words. And, I have the option in my phone, email, Facebook, etcetera, to program their contact info into a single "Trolling Stupids" contact list and block the lot of them.

But, fortunately, out of the number of people worldwide, the haters are but a small percentage. And of a larger percentage, are a vast community of people who are more open-hearted and kind, as I can and do personally vouch for, as I have met these people face to face. And these kind people, themselves, have been ridiculed and discriminated and bullied more so than I, even having been high-functioning autistic in my life. And it may surprise you to know what community of people is this, who are able to keep open minds and open hearts for everyone, despite and in counter of the people who hate. These are the people of, and the supporters of, the [[Homos|Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender/Transvestite and Queer; the LGBTQ, Communities]]. And I, myself, am a [[Tomgirl|Lesbian Transwoman]]; no shame, and I wear the person that I am with Pride and Honor.

There Was a time before I realized mine being a female soul trapped in a male-born body, when I was homophobic. But I became better aware of these kind and open-hearted people, and learned how understanding and compassionate they are, and with that, losing the homophobia, I felt more at peace with myself and those around me.

As a certain comic book also reminds us, we are not born with hatred; hatred is taught; let us not teach our children to hate, but to continue to love one another. Another Old book teaches this well; the Bible. And the Bible is a guide of past examples that we could follow to be better people, but it is not mandatory. All we need for our own personal individual happiness is to live our lives and be kind to other people and ourselves. And both these books agree: regardless of who and what, "Love Is Love". Love is caring enough for those that you would share or give up something of yourself to make that and those other people smile and feel better.

An example of which, I pray you have been finding at least an ounce of is the such same kindness from your father, as well as those closest to you. And I, personally, extend such kindness as I type this letter to you, Baron, by sharing some of my wisdom and experience to help you be able to better cope the hatred from others by countering them with open-hearted kindness and understanding.

Thank you for listening, Baron, and God Bless you.

Sincerely,

Miss Christine Weston Chandler, 
[[Ruckersville, VA]], USA.}}
He linked to [http://www.elephantjournal.com/2017/01/what-people-should-have-tweeted-to-barron-trump/ an article from Elephant Journal].

'''Comments'''

Waterman:

{{quoteboxred|"From a 75 year old grandma." That explains why this person doesn't know the difference between bullying and trolling.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Do YOU know the difference between Bullying and Trolling, Bill? Post that comparison on Your timeline; [[Ego|see how many responses you get]].}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1287546528006490 Yahtzee]==
24 January at 5:14 pm

Chris saw his [[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Yahtzee Dream|own post from 2014]] and shared his thoughts on it.
{{quotebox|Huh, I vaguely remember that dream from three years ago, but it IS a good idea for this version of Yahtzee.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154213027521863?comment_id=10154214457616863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Trump's baker donates to LGBT]==
24 January at 5:31 pm

Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.

{{quotebox|Big Hats-Off to the Bakery! }}

==[https://www.facebook.com/AmericansVsTrump/posts/1310939155611480?comment_id=1311371622234900&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D Pope's statement on Trump]==
24 January at 5:38 pm

Chris commented on an Americans Against Trump post.

{{quotebox|And That is from our Freakin' Pope; Trump and Pence should be forced to abdicate the offices after this.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1287596861334790 Sherry Vine's music]==
24 January at 5:48 pm

Chris shared his thoughts on a post from LGBTQ Nation.
{{quotebox|This is a great new take on a classic tune. I would proudly download the MP3 of this track. Thank you, Miss Vine; that was very well said.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/posts/10154205525346717?comment_id=10154207668746717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D A reason for the internet]==
24 January at 6:08 pm

Chris commented on a LGBTQ Nation post.

{{quotebox|I half-agree with this. A) We, the LGBTQ want that same respect to not be verbally abused on the streets. B) The Politicians Should be more compassionate and understanding of us, and if that person is a bigot, they should know that, and then he/she promises to improve themselves for the better of us all.

And that is one reason for the Internet: to look up how that said politician is viewed as and encouraged to learn better of the LGBTQ communities and people, to be less of a bigot and similar offensiveness.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154213689806863?comment_id=10154214563841863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Melania's relationship with Donald Trump]==
24 January at 6:12 pm

Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.

{{quotebox|Perhaps, but that does depend on how she actually feels. These subtle non-verbal cues are fair to lead to that conclusion, but Melania should be free to personally make the statement asking for help before everyone combines into Superperson and leaps into the White House through a freshly-smashed window.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1288328324594977 Patreon link]==
25 January at 6:55 am

Chris linked to his [[Patreon]].

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1288851714542638 A eulogy for Mary Tyler Moore]==
25 January at 4:30 pm

{{quotebox|I always enjoyed and liked Mary between her MTM show and Dick Van Dyke, and everywhere else I hear she is in, including being a supporter for Lots of things. She Was [[Hair#Tomgirl hair|an inspiration for the modern sassy women]], and as a kind person, all-around. God Bless Mary Tyler Moore in her next life. ♥♥♥}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/elephantjournal/posts/10154879979614223?comment_id=10154882315204223&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22%7D Abstinence is a joke]==
26 January at 1:33 am

Chris commented on an Elephant Journal post.
{{quotebox|I am reminded of something I have said before that is related: "[[F Abstinence|Abstinence is a joke]]". And I feel glad this person agrees with me on that on the basis that the young will want to practice it, regardless. The best we can do is be supportive of the children and help them keep it safe, but still enjoyable.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=950494298378383&set=a.110060325755122.19471.100002534669114&type=3 Trump's travesties]==
27 January at 3:15 am

Chris changed his profile picture back to one from 2015.
{{quotebox|I felt it appropriate to [[November 2015 Facebook Posts#Empathy For Terrorists|change my profile photo back to the filtered one for what happened in France the while back]] with due respect of the continuing of [[Trump]]'s most drastic and uncouth actions in office. We're all in it bad. I Really Wish Hillary had won the election and became our president. I Told You All she WAS the Smart Choice. Now everyone is building hatred because of Trump's wrongdoings. We should not hate, we should come together in our common goal to undo the travesties; we need Hillary Clinton in that office, STAT and ASAP. We can't take another minute longer with him in office separating us all, as not only the United States, but the loving and caring people of the world.}}

He rated his own post "sad."

'''Comments'''

Chris:
{{quotebox|I'll feel better when Trump is out and he takes Pence with him. Meanwhile, he's filling walls fast with Terrible Actions and Orders. :_(

It is not funny.
[[File:Pmurt executive orders meme.jpeg|200px]]
}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/MelissaEtheridge/posts/10154273308082776?comment_id=10155075629839374&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Melissa Etheridge]==
27 January at 3:33 am

Chris commented on a post by Melissa Etheridge, which asked her fans which cities she should visit in 2017.
{{quotebox|Come to Charlottesville, VA!}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1290435717717571 Shared Anti-Trump link]==
27 January at 3:38 am

Chris shared an [http://www.advocate.com/commentary/2017/1/26/how-election-affected-queer-teens article] after reading it from the Human Rights Campaign's page.

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1290436234384186 Love conquers hate]==
27 January at 3:39 am

Chris shared a meme image saying, "No one is born racist. It's [[Chris and race|learned behavior]]"
{{quotebox|Amen! Love Conquers Hate.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1291891697571973 Trump is temperamentally capable of being President <nowiki>[sic]</nowiki> ]==
28 January at 3:17 pm

{{quotebox|"Trump is temperamentally capable of being President"; Hillary Clinton said it; I saw it from his character in the debates (I could see that from a mile away)...

THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU (All People) BEFORE!}}

Chris shared an [http://bipartisanreport.com/2017/01/27/johns-hopkins-top-psychotherapist-releases-terrifying-diagnosis-of-president-trump/ article] alleging that Trump is temperamentally ''incapable''.

'''Comments'''

Marie:

{{quoteboxorange|Don't you mean temperamentally incapable?}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Augh! D'oh!}}

Subsequently, Chris edited the post to correct his typo.

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1291904620904014&set=a.231211170306703.53887.100002534669114&type=3 New cover photo]==
28 January at 3:44 pm

Chris updated his cover photo to a page from [[Love is Love]], matching the update he had made to his [[2017 tweets|Twitter]]. The previous cover photo was an ad for his [[Etsy]] shop, which he had been banned from for the past seven months.

[[File:Cwc fb cover 2017 Jan.png|200px]]

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1291920504235759&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3&permPage=1 Caught a Pokemon]==
28 January at 4:14 pm

{{quotebox|I'm Wonder Trading from my Sun game; I just got a Shiney Celebi!

[[File:Shiney celebi.jpg|200px]]}}
it should be noted Celebi is one of the few Pokemon who can never be shiny

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1293109167450226 Shared link to feminist blog]==
29 January at 9:12 pm

Chris shared [https://crossknit.wordpress.com/2017/01/23/so-you-wanna-be-an-intersectional-feminist/ an article] titled "How to survive in intersectional feminist spaces 101."

==[https://www.facebook.com/Newsplex/posts/10154768881778564?comment_id=10154771864073564&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D More power to them]==
30 January at 3:07 am

Chris commented on news of a local Trump protest group.
{{quotebox|More Power to the group!}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/HuffingtonPost/posts/10154659229091130?comment_id=10154539318542909&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22%7D Trump should be impeached]==
30 January at 5:46 pm

Chris commented on a Huffington Post article.
{{quotebox|Good God; Trump can't be Impeached Soon Enough; the sooner we get him and Pence out of office, the better.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1294110137350129 Keep open hearts and minds]==
30 January at 10:44 pm

Chris commented on a United Methodist Church article.
{{quotebox|We must all remember to keep our hearts and minds open for everyone; Not to block everyone off. As with the refugees, we the LGBTQIA communities as well must help remind everyone to keep open hearts for others.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1295026890591787 Yer a wizard, Chrissy]==
31 January

Chris gets sorted into [[Harry Potter|Hufflepuff]]
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January 2017 Facebook Posts

2017-02-01T04:05:03Z

AstroMoth: Added most recent post

This page is an archive of Chris' [[Facebook]] posts during [[January 2017]]. Posts are sorted by date and linked to the source material from Facebook. Notable comments will be archived and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris' posts, e.g. [[William Elliott Waterman]] and Jessica Quinn, are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1266912353403241 Happy New Year!]==
2 January at 3:42 am
{{quotebox|Happy New Year! 🎉🎉}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1268662986561511 Inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories]==
4 January at 12:04 am
{{quotebox|I want to let everyone know that in respect of my fans versus the trolls and bullies, over the Internet, through the phone, or even in hand-written letters and mail, And after all of this time, I am still feeling most unable to differ between the genuine good fans and people from the insincere and sarcastic bullies. While I do appreciate the positive encouragement, I feel unable to feel it inside from the uncertainties and fears. It is not your fault, those who have written actual praises in the past in digital or pencil/ink. And among which, I feel the continuing uncertainties contribute to my inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories. The elephant-in-the-room factor aside from that being, simply, the pester of "legality" questions and disputings in my creations and work. Not to mention the continuing financial problems here and the "head of household" worries that leave me feeling more troubled. Aside from the obvious big money to settle the debts, I feel at a loss of direction or whatever. It all constantly drives me feeling mental, crazy and depressed.

Remember, I have a Patreon now, and the monthly donations and monthly goal of $500 a month (to update the page of that detail soon), to save that per month to accumulate to the big amounts needed here, so please consider making the monthly pledge to help me recover more quick. Thank you.}}

Chris linked to his [[Patreon]].

==[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/posts/10154143249406717?comment_id=10154144685786717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22%7D Pmurt's face should be banned]==
4 January at 12:09 am

Chris commented on a LGBTQ Nation post.
{{quotebox|I would discourage portraying Trump's mug Anywhere, Period.}}

==Encouraging a friend==
4 January at 9:35 am

Chris responded to one of his IRL friends, showing support for her post on hoping to see more media made that features female empowerment from the African-American community (link redacted).
{{quotebox|Right on, [REDACTED]!}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1269267156501094 Shared post on tribute to Pulse victims]==
4 January at 4:43 pm

Chris shared a post from LGBTQ Nation on a tribute to victims of the 2016 Pulse Nightclub shooting.

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154154664401863?comment_id=10154158487721863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Empathy for gay men]==
4 January at 11:10 pm

Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post. It is about gay men, who plan to get married, receiving a piece of hate mail resembling an RSVP. Chris empathized with the gay men, showing the progress he's made since his days of hating gays.

{{quotebox|The bastards; how dare they RSVP like that? Damn haters.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1269501456477664 Love is Love comic commentary]==
4 January at 11:47 pm

Chris commented on the [https://www.idwpublishing.com/product/love-is-love/ "Love is Love" comic], an anthology series dedicated to the victims of the 2016 Pulse Nightclub shooting. He uploaded photos of 12 pages and included his commentary.

<center><gallery>
File:LL1.jpeg|Haters, go find happiness in Love, Not Hate
File:LL2.jpeg|Yes, Stop teaching hatred; encourage love.
File:LL3.jpeg|When Harley's not with Mr.J., she and Ivy will play.
File:LL4.jpeg|This was me in the in-and-out trials years ago, and then I followed through fully.
File:LL5.jpeg|If Deathstroke can turn to Love and throw away the guns of Hate, you can too.
File:LL6.jpeg|Quit your judging of others.
File:LL7.jpeg|This story is just really awesome and sweet. :)
File:LL8.jpeg|This one is also just awesome and sweet.
File:LL9..jpeg|Be a lover, not a hater; be happier with everyone else.
File:LL10.jpeg|If you must comment, then Encourage the obvious positive of the moment.
File:LL11.jpeg|This is just funny; "Doc Drumpf" sent out Haters. Anyone want to guess who "Doc Drumpf" was obviously parodied off of. "Let's make ______ Drumpf again." Very good wordplay and reference.
</gallery></center>

'''Comments'''

Waterman:
{{quoteboxred|Teachers don't let students read modern, good things. In order for it to be acceptable assignment material in classrooms, it has to be old and boring. Secondly, that kind of assignment is demanding students to be honest, which will always get a failing grade. They have to lie and recite the teacher's uneducated opinion to be able to get a pass.}}
Chris:
{{quotebox|Wow. You really seems to cower in public opinions of yourself, don't you?}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154164812666863?comment_id=10154166112106863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D More lessons for trolls]==
8 January at 12:31 am
Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.
{{quotebox|This is lots of good stuff for the homophobic internet trolls and cyberbullies.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1272102189550924 Share this penny to attract money]==
8 January at 12:32 am

Chris shared a video of a "lucky penny."

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154167092406863?comment_id=1874011346210806&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D I would wear a vagina necklace]==
8 January at 4:27 pm

Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post, which asked its readers if they would buy a vagina-themed necklace.

{{quotebox|I would!}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1272656339495509&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Trump should read Love is Love]==
8 January at 4:35 pm

{{quotebox|I just had a thought, I would be very interested to hear his response to the "Love Is Love" comic book, after Donald Trump receives a copy in his mailbox and he personally has read it cover to cover.}}

'''Comments'''

Marie:

{{quoteboxgreen|He wouldn't read it }}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Why don't you send him a copy and see.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1272911496136660 Women need to be hugged]==
9 January at 1:43 am

Chris shared a video.

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1273414722753004 Barred from donating blood]==
9 January at 4:31 pm

{{quotebox|feeling pissed off.

I have a complaint I feel need to voice: I was just about to donate blood at a local blood drive today, but I was deferred from donating, because I was a Transgender. Apparently the FDA saw to not accept blood from Transgender people, due to the varying levels of testosterone/estrogen balances in our blood. This, I feel, IS Outright Bogus. Not All Women and Men, who aren't Trans, hell, NOBODY has Perfect Hormone levels. Those who may or may not, you are not 100% either, sir or miss. Regardless, those people are Still acceptable donors; some of which may still have yet to come out as amongst the LGBTQ, themselves. I will be locating how to contact the FDA and voice my complaint to them as well.

Food for thought. Thank you.

<nowiki>#BloodServices

#FDA</nowiki>}}

Chris linked to Vablood.org. He possibly went to a blood drive event (mentioned in the News section on that website)<ref>http://www.vablood.org/news-events/news/charlottesville-broadcasters-for-blood-drive/</ref>, which offered free food and prizes.

{{collapsible
|The event's vendors and prizes list
|Food Sponsors:
McDonald’s
Taco Bell 29 North
Dunkin’ Donuts
Papa John’s Pizza
Red Hug Food Co.
Raising Cane’s
Domino’s Pizza
Jimmy Johns
Bonefish Grill
Travinia Italian Kitchen
Jersey Mike’s
Chick-Fil-A

Prize Sponsors:
All American Car Wash
UVA Athletic Department
Sam’s Club
Sprint Pavilion
Gold’s Gym
DoubleTree Hotel
Wegman’s
Whole Foods
Jiffy Lube
Wells Fargo
Colonial Auto Center
Costco

GRAND PRIZE RAFFLE: Crutchfield TV!
}}

'''Comments'''

Waterman:

{{quoteboxred|They probably thought you've had Male-to-Male sexual contact. I've been donating blood for more than 3 years and am forced to read the "educational materials" before donating each and every time, and the DO NOT DONATE IF bullet list always has "do not donate if you are a male and had sexual contact with another male (penis-to-penis or mouth-to-penis), even once, since the year 197X." It's probably the risk of AIDS or something. Sorry, Christine. Dunno about the estrogen/testosterone thing, but if you've been taking estrogen supplements, it could be a risk to whoever receives your blood.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|That is a bad assumption for you to make.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Is there any actual scientific evidence behind the varying hormone levels to actually the recipient of (matching blood type) said blood from a Trans donor?}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|There Should be a Direct and recorded transfusion of blood between (matching type) a Transgender and an a non-Trans person with post-effects recorded as well. Then I would find credibility, but the way I see it, my past blood donations, as far as I know, haven't harmed the recipient's hormone levels. Granted, I may stand corrected on recorded uses of the blood I past donated. Go ahead, Mister FDA, prove your theory.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I would personally volunteer to be the donor in that experiment.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154169767321863?comment_id=10154170523851863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D I wish Obama could stay]==
9 January at 8:40 pm

Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post on the Obama family readying to depart the White House.
{{quotebox|I want them to stay.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1275970612497415 Reviewing Skylanders toys]==
12 January at 5:03 pm

{{quotebox|My figure finally came in, and I reviewed it, personally.}}
Chris linked to [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff‎‎]].

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1276027599158383&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3&permPage=1 Playing with toys in public]==
12 January at 6:46 pm

This photo was taken at [[The End Games]], where Chris plays Pokemon.

{{quotebox|I forgot to add the comparison of my Skylander figure with my [[Christine Doll|Equestria Girls Minis doll]], so here's the photo of that.

[[File:Cwc and cwc.jpg|thumb]]
}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1276398705787939 Lawn tractor still for sale]==
13 January at 5:51 am

{{quotebox|We also still have our tractor for sale; had to repost. Call my mother, not me, for serious purchase. Thank you.}}

He linked to the [[Craigslist]] listing.

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1279289672165509 Bruce Wayne for President]==
16 January at 9:59 am

{{quotebox|I have been asked recently about the upcoming inauguration this week (I do not know which day it is on), but regardless, I will not be watching it, period. All those who are against Trump as well, unless you will be there personally to protest and so forth, I insist you all not watch it either.

On a related topic, I recently watched the movie "Suicide Squad"; I liked the movie, as well as the portrayal of Harley Quinn. In link to the "Love Is Love" comic book, Batman and Robin take a pair of pages to appreciate how we of the LGBTQ community are different from society like them, and yet we are more leaning towards making up a lot more than that in the number of people in general.

With that, I consider to think that Gotham City is a Pro-LGBTQ city, which I feel is a very good thing. And, if we could, I'd rather have Bruce Wayne be the Millionaire President, over Trump. Since Mr. Wayne is more kind and understanding to us. But, unfortunately, we ended up with the #FakeNewsJoker that is #Trump.

Just my two cents for now. Thank you.}}

'''Comments'''

Quinn:

{{quoteboxgreen|Suicide Squad was a fun movie. 🃏

Just had a funny thought, bear with me now - Bruce Wayne portrayed himself as a obnoxious rich playboy by day but solved Gotham's problems by night right? What if, IF, Trump acted the way he did but secretly had America's best interests at heart? It'd be a crazy twist huh?}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|It is plausible, but I am not convinced that is the case of Trump.}}

==Empathy for disabled baby==
16 January at 10:11 am

Chris commented on [http://www.littlethings.com/kenadie-grows-up/?utm_source=reba&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=baby an article] shared by Reba McEntire.
{{quotebox|Thank you for sharing this, Reba. She is cute and very special. }}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1279366828824460 MLK Day]==
16 January at 12:07 pm

Chris shared a post from Goodwill Industries of the Valleys on a MLK quote.

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1279368038824339&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3 Playing lesbians with dolls again]==
16 January at 12:12 pm

{{quotebox|"[[January 2017 Paid Video Requests#Paid Video: Happy Anniversary Fraun & James|What is Love, Love, Love?
Love is Love, Love, Love.
And when you have a lot of it, it, it.
You're a cut above, bove, bove.]]"

[[File:Christine doll and vinyl as lesbians.jpg|250px]]}}

'''Comments'''

Waterman:

{{quoteboxred|Proclaiming you're a cut above someone is not love.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|It's a pun; word play. You don't have to take it literally.}}

Waterman:

{{quoteboxred|You're telling people not to interpret something literally?}}

Waterman:

{{quoteboxred|I don't even see how that's a pun, and the literal meaning would be, like, if you were cut into a totem pole above another totem pole cut. It doesn't add up.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Really, Bill? You should have common sense of when to take some things seriously and Not to take some things seriously.

That's the trouble from Internet Trolls; they take EVERYTHING Literal and Seriously in a reckless manner. Have some restraint.}}

Waterman:

{{quoteboxred|But... it's still saying that people who are loved/have a lot of love are better than those without.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Well, I did not mean it like that. I was rhyming "Love" with "Above".}}

Waterman:

{{quoteboxred|Who is the character your self-insert is kissing, btw? Is it a mystery?}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|My [[Christine Doll|Equestria Girls Mini self]] is making out with [[My Little Pony|Vinyl Scratch]]; the obvious reason is my [[Love Quest|fantasy of having said moment with a woman]] who can move me with her own music (not necessarily anyone already famous or known).}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1280561305371679 MLK Quote]==
17 January at 9:35 pm

Chris shared a post from Barnes and Noble on a MLK quote.

==[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/posts/10154183070216717?comment_id=10154183680891717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D It’s a trap!]==
17 January at 8:59 pm

Chris commented on a LGBTQ Nation post.
{{quotebox|"Pence graciously invites"? I feel like this might be a trap.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1281619131932563 Cursive]==
18 January at 11:58 pm

Chris shared an image approving of the teaching of cursive writing.

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1281648918596251 LGBT isn't a choice]==
19 January at 12:24 am

Chris shared an image stating that Gay, Bi and Trans are not choices.

==[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/posts/10154188171281717?comment_id=10154188502896717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Gay dance party]==
19 January at 1:56 pm

Chris commented on a LGBTQ Nation post.

{{quotebox|Awesome! I'm glad everyone is safe and had a great time. }}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1282390191855457 Grammar game]==
19 January at 8:02 pm

Chris took a grammar quiz and posted his results.

{{quotebox|100!}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1283347731759703 USA has no president or vice president]==
20 January at 10:51 pm
{{quotebox|The United States of America Has No President or Vice President.

Having been sworn into office, Trump and Pence, I will Not and Never will acknowledge nor entertain either of them being in the White House. And should any "Presidential" or "Vice Presidential" announcements be televised or uploaded, I see Not either Trump nor Pence, but an empty chair with no audible speech whatsoever.

Therefore, I reiterate, this Nation Has No President or Vice President.

<nowiki>#USAHasNoPresident20162020</nowiki>}}

Chris rated his post "sad." Then, he linked to his [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever]] video.

He also spammed this message on multiple Facebook posts:

{{quotebox|#USAHasNoPresident20162020}}

*[https://www.facebook.com/womanista/posts/404474029884296?comment_id=404621503202882&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Womanista]
*[https://www.facebook.com/womanista/posts/404442099887489?comment_id=404621529869546&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Womanista]
*[https://www.facebook.com/womanista/posts/404367979894901?comment_id=404664276531938&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Womanista]
*[https://www.facebook.com/playboy/posts/10154470314309086?comment_id=10154471346494086&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Playboy]
*[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/videos/10154190724541717/?comment_id=10154193480351717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D LGBTQ Nation]

He also posted to "Americans Against Trump"<ref>[[https://www.facebook.com/AmericansVsTrump/posts/1306312452740817?comment_id=1307142209324508&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|I did not watch it either. And frankly, I do not care Ever to watch it, even on uploaded video.}}

Joey K. gave him a reality check:
{{quoteboxgreen|get to used to it, trump is in for 4 yrs}}

But Chris was undeterred.
{{quotebox|No, there is NO President or Vice President in office for four years. #USAHasNoPresident20162020}}

At 1:18 am, Chris [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1283458855081924 shared a video from MoveOn.org], which features Elizabeth Warren accusing Trump of "ignorance, racism, sexism and lies," and she talks about "one lie that helps sum up what Donald Trump is all about," while talking about him not disclosing taxes.

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1283517048409438 Stressed and dizzy @:(]==
21 January at 2:55 am
{{quotebox|Feeling - tired, dizzy, stressed, on No Sleep until further notice in this night. @:(}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1284094445018365 Moving forward and lawn tractor still for sale]==
21 January at 3:14 pm
{{quotebox|Well, I'm moving forward. My mom and I still have the tractor for sale; please, call my mom for serious purchase. Thank you.}}
He linked to the [[Craigslist]] ad for the tractor.

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1285478794879930&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3&permPage=1 Custom Skylanders box]==
22 January at 10:43 pm
{{quotebox|Now THIS is how [http://www.toysforbob.com/ Toys For Bob] should package the custom Skylander figures.
[[File:Skylanders packaging.jpeg|200px]]}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1285551254872684 Open letter to Barron Trump]==
22 January at 12:56 am
{{quotebox|I agree with this article; the child differs from the parent, and we all can make positive that Baron T. doesn't end up as a full-on Super Stereotypical, Spiteful and Egotistical Male.

To Young Mister Baron Trump,

I, for one, feel for you as a victim of Cyberbullying and Internet [[Troll]]ing, myself. I, too, have been emotionally and mentally broken, beaten, and scarred, especially during the earlier years when I tried to self-manage my web presence with my own websites of my [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] character. Google me; I have been past disgraced and deceived by those bullies who pretend to be of good intentions. I have later better learned to ignore their hatred and not respond or address their individual cruel words. And, I have the option in my phone, email, Facebook, etcetera, to program their contact info into a single "Trolling Stupids" contact list and block the lot of them.

But, fortunately, out of the number of people worldwide, the haters are but a small percentage. And of a larger percentage, are a vast community of people who are more open-hearted and kind, as I can and do personally vouch for, as I have met these people face to face. And these kind people, themselves, have been ridiculed and discriminated and bullied more so than I, even having been high-functioning autistic in my life. And it may surprise you to know what community of people is this, who are able to keep open minds and open hearts for everyone, despite and in counter of the people who hate. These are the people of, and the supporters of, the [[Homos|Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender/Transvestite and Queer; the LGBTQ, Communities]]. And I, myself, am a [[Tomgirl|Lesbian Transwoman]]; no shame, and I wear the person that I am with Pride and Honor.

There Was a time before I realized mine being a female soul trapped in a male-born body, when I was homophobic. But I became better aware of these kind and open-hearted people, and learned how understanding and compassionate they are, and with that, losing the homophobia, I felt more at peace with myself and those around me.

As a certain comic book also reminds us, we are not born with hatred; hatred is taught; let us not teach our children to hate, but to continue to love one another. Another Old book teaches this well; the Bible. And the Bible is a guide of past examples that we could follow to be better people, but it is not mandatory. All we need for our own personal individual happiness is to live our lives and be kind to other people and ourselves. And both these books agree: regardless of who and what, "Love Is Love". Love is caring enough for those that you would share or give up something of yourself to make that and those other people smile and feel better.

An example of which, I pray you have been finding at least an ounce of is the such same kindness from your father, as well as those closest to you. And I, personally, extend such kindness as I type this letter to you, Baron, by sharing some of my wisdom and experience to help you be able to better cope the hatred from others by countering them with open-hearted kindness and understanding.

Thank you for listening, Baron, and God Bless you.

Sincerely,

Miss Christine Weston Chandler, 
[[Ruckersville, VA]], USA.}}
He linked to [http://www.elephantjournal.com/2017/01/what-people-should-have-tweeted-to-barron-trump/ an article from Elephant Journal].

'''Comments'''

Waterman:

{{quoteboxred|"From a 75 year old grandma." That explains why this person doesn't know the difference between bullying and trolling.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Do YOU know the difference between Bullying and Trolling, Bill? Post that comparison on Your timeline; [[Ego|see how many responses you get]].}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1287546528006490 Yahtzee]==
24 January at 5:14 pm

Chris saw his [[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Yahtzee Dream|own post from 2014]] and shared his thoughts on it.
{{quotebox|Huh, I vaguely remember that dream from three years ago, but it IS a good idea for this version of Yahtzee.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154213027521863?comment_id=10154214457616863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Trump's baker donates to LGBT]==
24 January at 5:31 pm

Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.

{{quotebox|Big Hats-Off to the Bakery! }}

==[https://www.facebook.com/AmericansVsTrump/posts/1310939155611480?comment_id=1311371622234900&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D Pope's statement on Trump]==
24 January at 5:38 pm

Chris commented on an Americans Against Trump post.

{{quotebox|And That is from our Freakin' Pope; Trump and Pence should be forced to abdicate the offices after this.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1287596861334790 Sherry Vine's music]==
24 January at 5:48 pm

Chris shared his thoughts on a post from LGBTQ Nation.
{{quotebox|This is a great new take on a classic tune. I would proudly download the MP3 of this track. Thank you, Miss Vine; that was very well said.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/posts/10154205525346717?comment_id=10154207668746717&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D A reason for the internet]==
24 January at 6:08 pm

Chris commented on a LGBTQ Nation post.

{{quotebox|I half-agree with this. A) We, the LGBTQ want that same respect to not be verbally abused on the streets. B) The Politicians Should be more compassionate and understanding of us, and if that person is a bigot, they should know that, and then he/she promises to improve themselves for the better of us all.

And that is one reason for the Internet: to look up how that said politician is viewed as and encouraged to learn better of the LGBTQ communities and people, to be less of a bigot and similar offensiveness.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154213689806863?comment_id=10154214563841863&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Melania's relationship with Donald Trump]==
24 January at 6:12 pm

Chris commented on a Lizzy the Lezzy post.

{{quotebox|Perhaps, but that does depend on how she actually feels. These subtle non-verbal cues are fair to lead to that conclusion, but Melania should be free to personally make the statement asking for help before everyone combines into Superperson and leaps into the White House through a freshly-smashed window.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1288328324594977 Patreon link]==
25 January at 6:55 am

Chris linked to his [[Patreon]].

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1288851714542638 A eulogy for Mary Tyler Moore]==
25 January at 4:30 pm

{{quotebox|I always enjoyed and liked Mary between her MTM show and Dick Van Dyke, and everywhere else I hear she is in, including being a supporter for Lots of things. She Was [[Hair#Tomgirl hair|an inspiration for the modern sassy women]], and as a kind person, all-around. God Bless Mary Tyler Moore in her next life. ♥♥♥}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/elephantjournal/posts/10154879979614223?comment_id=10154882315204223&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22%7D Abstinence is a joke]==
26 January at 1:33 am

Chris commented on an Elephant Journal post.
{{quotebox|I am reminded of something I have said before that is related: "[[F Abstinence|Abstinence is a joke]]". And I feel glad this person agrees with me on that on the basis that the young will want to practice it, regardless. The best we can do is be supportive of the children and help them keep it safe, but still enjoyable.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=950494298378383&set=a.110060325755122.19471.100002534669114&type=3 Trump's travesties]==
27 January at 3:15 am

Chris changed his profile picture back to one from 2015.
{{quotebox|I felt it appropriate to [[November 2015 Facebook Posts#Empathy For Terrorists|change my profile photo back to the filtered one for what happened in France the while back]] with due respect of the continuing of [[Trump]]'s most drastic and uncouth actions in office. We're all in it bad. I Really Wish Hillary had won the election and became our president. I Told You All she WAS the Smart Choice. Now everyone is building hatred because of Trump's wrongdoings. We should not hate, we should come together in our common goal to undo the travesties; we need Hillary Clinton in that office, STAT and ASAP. We can't take another minute longer with him in office separating us all, as not only the United States, but the loving and caring people of the world.}}

He rated his own post "sad."

'''Comments'''

Chris:
{{quotebox|I'll feel better when Trump is out and he takes Pence with him. Meanwhile, he's filling walls fast with Terrible Actions and Orders. :_(

It is not funny.
[[File:Pmurt executive orders meme.jpeg|200px]]
}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/MelissaEtheridge/posts/10154273308082776?comment_id=10155075629839374&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Melissa Etheridge]==
27 January at 3:33 am

Chris commented on a post by Melissa Etheridge, which asked her fans which cities she should visit in 2017.
{{quotebox|Come to Charlottesville, VA!}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1290435717717571 Shared Anti-Trump link]==
27 January at 3:38 am

Chris shared an [http://www.advocate.com/commentary/2017/1/26/how-election-affected-queer-teens article] after reading it from the Human Rights Campaign's page.

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1290436234384186 Love conquers hate]==
27 January at 3:39 am

Chris shared a meme image saying, "No one is born racist. It's [[Chris and race|learned behavior]]"
{{quotebox|Amen! Love Conquers Hate.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1291891697571973 Trump is temperamentally capable of being President <nowiki>[sic]</nowiki> ]==
28 January at 3:17 pm

{{quotebox|"Trump is temperamentally capable of being President"; Hillary Clinton said it; I saw it from his character in the debates (I could see that from a mile away)...

THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU (All People) BEFORE!}}

Chris shared an [http://bipartisanreport.com/2017/01/27/johns-hopkins-top-psychotherapist-releases-terrifying-diagnosis-of-president-trump/ article] alleging that Trump is temperamentally ''incapable''.

'''Comments'''

Marie:

{{quoteboxorange|Don't you mean temperamentally incapable?}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Augh! D'oh!}}

Subsequently, Chris edited the post to correct his typo.

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1291904620904014&set=a.231211170306703.53887.100002534669114&type=3 New cover photo]==
28 January at 3:44 pm

Chris updated his cover photo to a page from [[Love is Love]], matching the update he had made to his [[2017 tweets|Twitter]]. The previous cover photo was an ad for his [[Etsy]] shop, which he had been banned from for the past seven months.

[[File:Cwc fb cover 2017 Jan.png|200px]]

==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1291920504235759&set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&type=3&permPage=1 Caught a Pokemon]==
28 January at 4:14 pm

{{quotebox|I'm Wonder Trading from my Sun game; I just got a Shiney Celebi!

[[File:Shiney celebi.jpg|200px]]}}
it should be noted Celebi is one of the few Pokemon who can never be shiny

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1293109167450226 Shared link to feminist blog]==
29 January at 9:12 pm

Chris shared [https://crossknit.wordpress.com/2017/01/23/so-you-wanna-be-an-intersectional-feminist/ an article] titled "How to survive in intersectional feminist spaces 101."

==[https://www.facebook.com/Newsplex/posts/10154768881778564?comment_id=10154771864073564&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D More power to them]==
30 January at 3:07 am

Chris commented on news of a local Trump protest group.
{{quotebox|More Power to the group!}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/HuffingtonPost/posts/10154659229091130?comment_id=10154539318542909&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22%7D Trump should be impeached]==
30 January at 5:46 pm

Chris commented on a Huffington Post article.
{{quotebox|Good God; Trump can't be Impeached Soon Enough; the sooner we get him and Pence out of office, the better.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1294110137350129 Keep open hearts and minds]==
30 January at 10:44 pm

Chris commented on a United Methodist Church article.
{{quotebox|We must all remember to keep our hearts and minds open for everyone; Not to block everyone off. As with the refugees, we the LGBTQIA communities as well must help remind everyone to keep open hearts for others.}}

==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1295026890591787 Yer a Wizard, Chrissy]==
31 January

Chris gets sorted into [[Harry Potter|Hufflepuff]]
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Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast

2016-03-08T01:03:38Z

AstroMoth:

'''Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast''' is the very first video Chris recorded from his PlayStation 4, he "streamed" it on March 6, 2016. One should immediately notice the higher quality Chris is recording compared to his [[PlayStation 3]]. This is due to the fact that Chris is using the [[PSEye]]'s sucessor, the PlayStation Camera, which provides more better video (and audio) quality than the PSEye, and on that note, the fact that [[Chris Loses It|Chris has not abused it yet]]. Even so, however, it doesn't stop Chris from not knowing how to work the camera. Also take note that Chris doesn't know [[Honor Roll|the difference between an actual broadcast and a recording]].

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VMBpSTY2v3g}}
| stardate = 6 [[March 2016]]
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Sky blue [[MLP|Rainbow Dash]]
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
| next = [[Happy Birthday Tom]]
}}
</center>

==Transcript==
{{Transcription}}

[''Chris is standing in the middle of the room.'']

-hello and all, this Christine Chandler with my first ever broadcast... and uh, recording through my new PlayStation 4. [''Chris motions offscreen''] Ah, given me, given to me graciously from Kagney Lynn Moore of Seattle, Washington. She was very generous. It was the uh, well it was the typical [[Niggos|black]] version, yes, but um... and- [''Chris picks up the controller and holds it up to the camera''] but she gave me a blue controller also so that's a big plus. And I had already bought the camera, so... that's okay. Uh- anyway, uhm, so I'm very grateful. Thank you, Kagney, very much. [''Chris throws up his hands as if he doesn't know what to do'']. Uh... [''he waves his hand around''] is there a camera lag? No... seems okay... Anyways, so, uh.... so aside from that, um... what else, what else- oh! [''Chris reaches over and grabs a large tray full of his [[amiibo|amiibos]]''] She picked out her big- her figure she wanted and um, ordered dem from the shop on [[Etsy]]. [''Chris holds the tray up to the camera'']. And I get to show this off. The old big- ah- can't carry it- can carry it with one handle- my little set up here with all the amiibricks using technic rods and pieces and all that. Anyway well she ordered the uh... main... cast... hm... she ordered [''Chris points to each of the items'']] [[Angelica]] with the halo and the wings. Yeah. And she also got the [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|me-chan Sonichu]] and me here. And she also purch- she also requested and purchased [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]] and [[Count Graduon]] just so we can all have EPIC BATTLES- [''Chris begins gibbering excitedly and incomprehensibly''] -and all that. [''fixing the [[Punchy]] amiibo''] Punchy, what're you doing? [''Chris impersonates Punchy''] 'Your son pushed me down'. [''Returning to his normal voice''] *inaudible* holes in the bottom. Oh well, nobody's perfect. These things are 3D printed but they still work very well for what I need them for, these amiibricks. [''Chris puts the tray back where it was before''] Aaanyhow... so... I don't know what else to think of on my mind right now, mmm... [''Chris nervously fiddles with his hair and looks into the camera''] So. [''Chris raises his arms again''] Well! Now you can see more of my area! [''Chris loudly slaps his arms to his sides''] So.. alright so... I just been sidetracked I got the PS4 last Fridaaay and uh, it's been good. My only disappointment is that it doesn't allow me to play my downloaded PS3 ga- my PS3 games digitally, the digital versions, so... I would say expecting now is looking forward to importing the Little Big Planet data and games from my PS3 onwards. Mah.. mmm.. I guess I'll have to start from scratch in the LBP software but soon I will be recording and sharing the uh, commentary on watching the entire [[autism]] tutorial, here's for my new PS4 and the camera! So... thank ya again Kagney. Y'all have a good, safe day. Uhm... [''Chris plays with the controller and lifts it higher'']] how do I get this thing to stop? I uh... Oh! Ah. [''The video ends but the audio continues''] Don't want it on there, I'm done with this. [''The video comes back''] Okay now I'm getting- I'm starting to get a little ticked here... How do you shut- how do you get this thing to stop? [''The video cuts off again, resting on the homescreen. There is a few seconds of silence''] Oh.

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast

2016-03-08T00:41:28Z

AstroMoth: Nearly done transcription. Only issues remaining are problems with the name of the donor.

'''Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast''' is the very first video Chris recorded from his PlayStation 4, he "streamed" it on March 6, 2016. One should immediately notice the higher quality Chris is recording compared to his [[PlayStation 3]]. This is due to the fact that Chris is using the [[PSEye]]'s sucessor, the PlayStation Camera, which provides more better video (and audio) quality than the PSEye, and on that note, the fact that [[Chris Loses It|Chris has not abused it yet]]. Even so, however, it doesn't stop Chris from not knowing how to work the camera. Also take note that Chris doesn't know [[Honor Roll|the difference between an actual broadcast and a recording]].

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VMBpSTY2v3g}}
| stardate = 6 [[March 2016]]
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Sky blue [[MLP|Rainbow Dash]]
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
| next = [[Happy Birthday Tom]]
}}
</center>

==Transcript==
{{Transcription}}

[''Chris is standing in the middle of the room.'']

-hello and all, this Christine Chandler with my first ever broadcast... and uh, recording through my new PlayStation 4. [''Chris motions offscreen''] Ah, given me, given to me graciously from *inaudible* of Seattle, Washington. She was very generous. It was the uh, well it was the typical [[Niggos|black]] version, yes, but um... and- [''Chris picks up the controller and holds it up to the camera''] but she gave me a blue controller also so that's a big plus. And I had already bought the camera, so... that's okay. Uh- anyway, uhm, so I'm very grateful. Thank you, *unsure*, very much. [''Chris throws up his hands as if he doesn't know what to do'']. Uh... [''he waves his hand around''] is there a camera lag? No... seems okay... Anyways, so, uh.... so aside from that, um... what else, what else- oh! [''Chris reaches over and grabs a large tray full of his [[amiibo|amiibos]]''] She picked out her big- her figure she wanted and um, ordered dem from the shop on [[Etsy]]. [''Chris holds the tray up to the camera'']. And I get to show this off. The old big- ah- can't carry it- can carry it with one handle- my little set up here with all the amiibricks using technic rods and pieces and all that. Anyway well she ordered the uh... main... cast... hm... she ordered [''Chris points to each of the items'']] [[Angelica]] with the halo and the wings. Yeah. And she also got the [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|me-chan Sonichu]] and me here. And she also purch- she also requested and purchased [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]] and [[Count Graduon]] just so we can all have EPIC BATTLES- [''Chris begins gibbering excitedly and incomprehensibly''] -and all that. [''fixing the [[Punchy]] amiibo''] Punchy, what're you doing? [''Chris impersonates Punchy''] 'Your son pushed me down'. [''Returning to his normal voice''] *inaudible* holes in the bottom. Oh well, nobody's perfect. These things are 3D printed but they still work very well for what I need them for, these amiibricks. [''Chris puts the tray back where it was before''] Aaanyhow... so... I don't know what else to think of on my mind right now, mmm... [''Chris nervously fiddles with his hair and looks into the camera''] So. [''Chris raises his arms again''] Well! Now you can see more of my area! [''Chris loudly slaps his arms to his sides''] So.. alright so... I just been sidetracked I got the PS4 last Fridaaay and uh, it's been good. My only disappointment is that it doesn't allow me to play my downloaded PS3 ga- my PS3 games digitally, the digital versions, so... I would say expecting now is looking forward to importing the Little Big Planet data and games from my PS3 onwards. Mah.. mmm.. I guess I'll have to start from scratch in the LBP software but soon I will be recording and sharing the uh, commentary on watching the entire [[autism]] tutorial, here's for my new PS4 and the camera! So... thank ya again *unsure*. Y'all have a good, safe day. Uhm... [''Chris plays with the controller and lifts it higher'']] how do I get this thing to stop? I uh... Oh! Ah. [''The video ends but the audio continues''] Don't want it on there, I'm done with this. [''The video comes back''] Okay now I'm getting- I'm starting to get a little ticked here... How do you shut- how do you get this thing to stop? [''The video cuts off again, resting on the homescreen. There is a few seconds of silence''] Oh.

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast

2016-03-08T00:09:56Z

AstroMoth:

Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast

2016-03-08T00:09:34Z

AstroMoth:

Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast

2016-03-08T00:09:09Z

AstroMoth: Continued transcription

Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast

2016-03-07T23:52:37Z

AstroMoth:

Talk:Count Graduon

2015-09-28T21:04:50Z

AstroMoth:

==To do==
*Add a photo
*Mention first appearance
*Discussion of what it might mean to Chris

==Who is Graduon?==
We all know that Chris is incapable of creating an original character, so what exactly is Graduon a rippoff of? I've always thought of him as the Lord Zed to Mary Lee Walsh's Rita, but Zed was never a staff.

*I think right now, it's generally believed that Graduon is simply a generic "ultimate [vague] evil" for the comic. It's a common theme in fiction to have this sort of guy and whether Chris realizes it or not, it gives him a lot of leeway in doing something with him since he's described so vaguely. It seems that it's merely a personification of his fears about graduation or the negative feelings associated with it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:51, 5 May 2009 (CEST)
**I think it's the personification of two things. One, the indignity Chris feels that he suffered during his graduation. Two, the fact that graduation for him meant that he was forcibly ejected from school.

*I immediately thought of the nightmare from Kirby's Adventure. Which seems funny now considering his video 'Shut Up, Brain' has the quote "I should be in Dreamland"--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 10:30, 7 May 2009 (CEST)

*A user from the somethingawful forums claimed to have "inspired" Chris:

"I'm Count Graduon... I sent him a picture of me in a Halo Spartan Armor with a top hat and a monocle, while holding a wine glass of Mt. Dew in a relaxed position."

...but I don't know if that's worthy of inclusion.--[[User:JohnnyA|JohnnyA]] 17:16, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
:Seems unlikely, yet also awesome if true. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 22:11, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
* Zed DID get imprisoned in a snow globe or some shit at one point anyway, it's one of the few things I remember from Power Rangers. It's not a big leap to put him in a staff, and I think the story is pretty close. Maybe I should delete it after all. It just screamed Zed at me, that was all. I thought Slaweel was quite Rita-ish as well though. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:52, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
** Actually, someone on /cwc/ figured that Slaweel was more related to Sailor Moon baddie Queen Beryl than Rita Repulsa. The dress, the magic, the crystal ball staff. So, yeah, I think Graduon was just a stereotypical ultimate evil-type-thing.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:13, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
***Someone needs to retcon that for me then, I know nothing about Sailor Moon. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

==New enemies==

Is Graduon getting smashed a sign that Chris has moved on? Every mailbag has the "CHRIS YOU ARE NEARLY 30 MOVE ON MOVE ON" message these days. Is this a reaction to the realisation that no-one gives a shit about his graduation?

Also, with Asperchu and co. now the primary source of torment in his life, is he getting ready to focus all efforts to ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH? Has he actually listened (unlikely). Is he striving for actual progression in the plot after ten years (unlikely). Is he just gearing up to vilify his latest set of trolls? (probably). --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:00, 04 February 2010
*If Chris's spoilers are anything to go by then Graduon is not done yet and will return having possessed Metal Sonichu. If Chris's mailbag response really is true then he may just have a reboot and Graduon will be retconned out of existance. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:10, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
*If Chris were a good writer, I wouldn't be surprised if Mary is just trying to trick Chris into freeing him with his hobo powers. If they fight each other, then she's just stalling for time. But he's not and this is probably his idea of a climactic defeat, what with the antagonist just giving up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:50, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
*He's just going around defeating all of his villians so that he can prove that he is better than all of them. Its an ego booster. He's had enough of being beaten in real life and his ego has grown so huge that not even fictional characters can have a fictional victory against him in his own comic anymore.
*Alas this is probably true. I don't think Chris knows what happens in the comics until he draws them. For all his planning in advance, you get the feeling that he retcons alot of stuff even as he's drawing it. So we'll see. Mind you, with all the trolls calling him out on his plot holes, he might be doing something about it, but it would be a shame to start now. Who wants properly developed characters and a coherent plot? That's not why I signed up. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux]]
*True dat. So where do you stand on the whole reboot debate then? Do you think hes going to do it? Do you think he should do it? What? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:15, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
**He's going to claim that he's doing a reboot but in fact he will do a "clip show episode". I assume his logic is "Well, a reboot shows everything that happened in the past, a clip show shows everything that happened in the past, SO I CAN JUST REUSE PAGES FROM OLD COMICS AND CLAIM I'M REBOOTING THE SERIES, YAY, NO WORK!". I don't think he knows what a reboot is. Flood the mailbag with explanations of what a reboot is.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:26, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
**Sounds like him. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:16, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

* I've got a quote from Chris about Graduon
**"To make a rewrite in history: Graduon's Apprentance originally was the one who preserved his soul in a sphere for a future release. Some time after the pilgrage, upon relic collecting, the original glass sphere with the spirit was broken in transit, and Graduon possessed the nearest body. And through the person's eyes, he refreshed his memory of the spells and sorcery from the locked away books at night. After the original soul and body made a move to America for a method to cure himself of the "split personality" and "mental disorders". It took the Cherokees (long before the Trail of Tears) to recognize the second soul and using the Native American rituals, crafted a new glass sphere onto a wand made of tree bark, and exorcised Graduon's soul from the person and into the wand. Then the tribe put the wand into a case and buried it deep into a cave. And after being excavated in 2000 by modern day archeologists and placed in a Virginia museum. Slaweel had been studying and practicing magic and witchcraft all her life, but didn't turn out perfect. When she visited the museum, she heard Graduon's call from the wand. And possessed by his spells, she stole the wand with undetected escape. With his help, she was able to dispel the enforcements with great powers. And later on, opened up a fake college under the similar name, brainwashed everyone who came in, and that catches us up."

Where in god's name should I put that abomination? --[[User:AstroMoth|AstroMoth]]

==Loc-Nar?==
Do you think that Chris was inspired by the Loc-Nar from Heavy Metal in his creation of this character?

Talk:Count Graduon

2015-09-28T21:04:28Z

AstroMoth:

==To do==
*Add a photo
*Mention first appearance
*Discussion of what it might mean to Chris

==Who is Graduon?==
We all know that Chris is incapable of creating an original character, so what exactly is Graduon a rippoff of? I've always thought of him as the Lord Zed to Mary Lee Walsh's Rita, but Zed was never a staff.

*I think right now, it's generally believed that Graduon is simply a generic "ultimate [vague] evil" for the comic. It's a common theme in fiction to have this sort of guy and whether Chris realizes it or not, it gives him a lot of leeway in doing something with him since he's described so vaguely. It seems that it's merely a personification of his fears about graduation or the negative feelings associated with it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:51, 5 May 2009 (CEST)
**I think it's the personification of two things. One, the indignity Chris feels that he suffered during his graduation. Two, the fact that graduation for him meant that he was forcibly ejected from school.

*I immediately thought of the nightmare from Kirby's Adventure. Which seems funny now considering his video 'Shut Up, Brain' has the quote "I should be in Dreamland"--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 10:30, 7 May 2009 (CEST)

*A user from the somethingawful forums claimed to have "inspired" Chris:

"I'm Count Graduon... I sent him a picture of me in a Halo Spartan Armor with a top hat and a monocle, while holding a wine glass of Mt. Dew in a relaxed position."

...but I don't know if that's worthy of inclusion.--[[User:JohnnyA|JohnnyA]] 17:16, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
:Seems unlikely, yet also awesome if true. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 22:11, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
* Zed DID get imprisoned in a snow globe or some shit at one point anyway, it's one of the few things I remember from Power Rangers. It's not a big leap to put him in a staff, and I think the story is pretty close. Maybe I should delete it after all. It just screamed Zed at me, that was all. I thought Slaweel was quite Rita-ish as well though. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:52, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
** Actually, someone on /cwc/ figured that Slaweel was more related to Sailor Moon baddie Queen Beryl than Rita Repulsa. The dress, the magic, the crystal ball staff. So, yeah, I think Graduon was just a stereotypical ultimate evil-type-thing.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:13, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
***Someone needs to retcon that for me then, I know nothing about Sailor Moon. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

==New enemies==

Is Graduon getting smashed a sign that Chris has moved on? Every mailbag has the "CHRIS YOU ARE NEARLY 30 MOVE ON MOVE ON" message these days. Is this a reaction to the realisation that no-one gives a shit about his graduation?

Also, with Asperchu and co. now the primary source of torment in his life, is he getting ready to focus all efforts to ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH? Has he actually listened (unlikely). Is he striving for actual progression in the plot after ten years (unlikely). Is he just gearing up to vilify his latest set of trolls? (probably). --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:00, 04 February 2010
*If Chris's spoilers are anything to go by then Graduon is not done yet and will return having possessed Metal Sonichu. If Chris's mailbag response really is true then he may just have a reboot and Graduon will be retconned out of existance. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:10, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
*If Chris were a good writer, I wouldn't be surprised if Mary is just trying to trick Chris into freeing him with his hobo powers. If they fight each other, then she's just stalling for time. But he's not and this is probably his idea of a climactic defeat, what with the antagonist just giving up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:50, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
*He's just going around defeating all of his villians so that he can prove that he is better than all of them. Its an ego booster. He's had enough of being beaten in real life and his ego has grown so huge that not even fictional characters can have a fictional victory against him in his own comic anymore.
*Alas this is probably true. I don't think Chris knows what happens in the comics until he draws them. For all his planning in advance, you get the feeling that he retcons alot of stuff even as he's drawing it. So we'll see. Mind you, with all the trolls calling him out on his plot holes, he might be doing something about it, but it would be a shame to start now. Who wants properly developed characters and a coherent plot? That's not why I signed up. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux]]
*True dat. So where do you stand on the whole reboot debate then? Do you think hes going to do it? Do you think he should do it? What? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:15, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
**He's going to claim that he's doing a reboot but in fact he will do a "clip show episode". I assume his logic is "Well, a reboot shows everything that happened in the past, a clip show shows everything that happened in the past, SO I CAN JUST REUSE PAGES FROM OLD COMICS AND CLAIM I'M REBOOTING THE SERIES, YAY, NO WORK!". I don't think he knows what a reboot is. Flood the mailbag with explanations of what a reboot is.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:26, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
**Sounds like him. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:16, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

* I've got a quote from Chris about Graduon

"To make a rewrite in history: Graduon's Apprentance originally was the one who preserved his soul in a sphere for a future release. Some time after the pilgrage, upon relic collecting, the original glass sphere with the spirit was broken in transit, and Graduon possessed the nearest body. And through the person's eyes, he refreshed his memory of the spells and sorcery from the locked away books at night. After the original soul and body made a move to America for a method to cure himself of the "split personality" and "mental disorders". It took the Cherokees (long before the Trail of Tears) to recognize the second soul and using the Native American rituals, crafted a new glass sphere onto a wand made of tree bark, and exorcised Graduon's soul from the person and into the wand. Then the tribe put the wand into a case and buried it deep into a cave. And after being excavated in 2000 by modern day archeologists and placed in a Virginia museum. Slaweel had been studying and practicing magic and witchcraft all her life, but didn't turn out perfect. When she visited the museum, she heard Graduon's call from the wand. And possessed by his spells, she stole the wand with undetected escape. With his help, she was able to dispel the enforcements with great powers. And later on, opened up a fake college under the similar name, brainwashed everyone who came in, and that catches us up."

Where in god's name should I put that abomination? --[[User:AstroMoth|AstroMoth]]

==Loc-Nar?==
Do you think that Chris was inspired by the Loc-Nar from Heavy Metal in his creation of this character?

User:AstroMoth

2015-09-28T21:00:53Z

AstroMoth:

What's up? I've been a follower and reader of this wiki for a long time, but only got around to making an account in 2015, after finally deciding to help out with transcribing audio.

I'm also on Etsy, hoping to get more info on the Sonichu series and stuff about the Sonichu characters.

Count Graduon

2015-09-28T20:48:11Z

AstroMoth: Added info I got from CWC about Graduon's nationality or lack thereof. It was a private Etsy conversation, so I can't exactly source it.

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! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
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| colspan="2" | [[File:Count_Graduon.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Count Graduon
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| '''Age'''
|658
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| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Species'''
| Evil spirit living in a scepter
|-
| '''Ally'''
| [[Mary Lee Walsh]]
|}

'''Count Graduon''' is the prime mover behind the forces of evil in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Count Graduon is an ancient evil spirit residing in the scepter of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Despite being a supernatural being of great power who threatened the [[Cherokian Clan|ancient Native Americans]], Graduon inexplicably holds the title of a middle-ranking nobleman in European society. Despite being envisioned as the the overarching director of the [[Greene County Conspiracy|campaign]] against [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] and the driving force of Chris and [[Sonichu]]'s enemies, the ensemble cast of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon apparently never take the the time to learn anything about him, leaving the reader in the dark about his motivations and importance.

Graduon's name (pronounced [ˈɡrædʒ.uː.ən], "GRADGE-oo-un") derives from [[Christian]]'s feelings about his '''gradu'''ati'''on''' from [[Manchester High School|high school]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> Beyond his anger and embarrassment about not receiving special treatment at his class's commencement ceremony, Christian likens his departure from high school to being exiled from comfortable surroundings and cherished friends. He also regards his efforts to adjust to life after school as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|great adventure story]], so it should perhaps come as no surprise that this man-child's greatest enemy is a metaphor for growing up.

Chris claims that Graduon (along with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]) is inspired by ''"basic evil wizards, and evil twins from various tv shows, movies and [[anime]] and book stories."''<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref>

==In the comic==
[[Image:Graduon.png|thumb|150px|The true form of Count Graduon]]

According to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Count Graduon is an ancient being of supreme evil sealed away by the leaders of the [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] and [[Wasabi Clan|Wasabi]] clans. Interestingly enough, despite being trapped for thousands of years, Graduon was able to go to [[the Moon]] and teach [[Silvana]], as well as give her a [[pickle|penis]].

The Prophecy foretold that upon its own discovery by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Graduon would be released from his imprisonment to endanger mankind. Once Sonichu alerted Christian to this fact, Chris accepted the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu|Chris-Chan Sonichu]] in order to find and defeat Graduon.

When Chris-Chan, [[Wes Iseli|Wes-Li Sonichu]], and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Saramah Rosechu]] discovered the ancient evil they were looking for, they found an enormous golem marauding through [[CWCville]] at the behest of Mary Lee Walsh. It was soon revealed that Walsh's scepter contained the evil spirit, who identified itself as Count Graduon after the three prophesied electric creatures defeated the golem.

Graduon has not yet established his motive for aligning with Mary Lee Walsh and targeting Christian, his city, and his friends. It may be inferred from the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] though, that Chris's super powers are a critical threat to Graduon's evil, so therefore he seems to ally with her primarily because they see him as a common enemy, but for their own reasons between them. It is also unknown as to how and when he aligned himself with Mary Lee Walsh.

Christian has stated that at the end of the "first season", he will fling Count Graduon to the [[Moon]], breaking the staff in which he is imprisoned. He then hinted (in other words, [[Chris and writing|revealed]]) that whilst he is there, Graduon finds and possesses [[Metal Sonichu]] preparing to bring back to [[CWCville]] as a new villain. His primary motive might be to use the robotic copy as a replacement vessel for his broken staff, but it's speculated that Metal Sonichu will get to battle [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] (or [[Chris and his Ego|Chris]], depending on how you look at it) again if the story continues.

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], it is revealed that he cannot stand Mary Lee Walsh - now [[Retroactive_continuity_in_Sonichu|inexplicably]] called Slaweel Ryam - due to her inability to either defeat Chris and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]], nor free him or give him a new body. He was content to let her die when she nearly fell off a platform whilst fighting Sonichu, but, after Sonichu saved her, he holds off and waits for a chance to utterly remove her from the picture.

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], however, Chris smashes the staff at the behest of Slaweel Ryam in order that she can "punish him another day". Whatever this might mean, it looks like Graduon is out of the picture for the time being. This is not entirely unconnected to the rapid rise of [[Asperchu]] as the primary source of Chris's ire.

If [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] is ever finished, Chris claims that Graduon will return: ''"[[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon."''<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref><ref>[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref> However, he later said that this would happen in "[[Sonichu 12|12]] or later."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>

In [[September 2015]], after taking up Sonichu #11 again, Chris teased his fans with the information that Graduon had originally been a physically diminutive "expert wizard and a master of his witchcraft" in the 14th century. Tormented and misunderstood, he took it out on the world by harassing women and generally becoming a maleficent sorcerer. He was executed and his soul was trapped until Slaweel Ryam released it. Chris hinted that Graduon might again assume corporeal form in the future.<ref>[[Sonichu Amiibo#Custom Count Graduon Amiibo Figure (From Original Creator)]]</ref>

In a conversation on Etsy, upon being asked about Graduon's nationality (seeing as how he was trapped in his sphere by a Cherokee Indian and yet appears very white, Chris said "''"he was in Medieval times; the times of castles, Queens and Kings, Wizards, Witches and Sorcerers; reminiscent of around Camelot and the Knights of the Round Table and all that sort of rot. I had not really thought of Nationality, but if I had to say, I would definitely put him around London or UK."''"

==Appearance==
[[File:Count Graduon alive.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Count Graduon in life.]]
Count Graduon is shown mostly as an [[Wikipedia:Energy being|energy being]] contained inside a steel scepter, presumably with the immeasurable evil being trapped inside the purple ''finial'' on top of it. This may be inspired by ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'', in which the main villain, Vultor, is a vulture on top of a staff.

Issue #9 shows his anthropoid form as either a "[[Wikipedia:Greys|Gray]]" alien with purple eyes, an albino gingerbread man, an ersatz [[Harry Potter|Lord Voldemort]] or a dark silhouette that Chris could not be bothered to color. He also has angry-looking purple eyes, and for whatever reason, he is seen sporting a cape.

In ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' however, he takes on a different and somewhat more intimidating appearance, still retaining the similar eyes and basic body shape, but is instead a purple color, with blue and white muscle tissue-like strings on his body, darker purple-red eyes, and spiked wing-like growths protruding from his back and head, making him somewhat resemble [[Wikipedia:Super Smash Bros. (series)#Tabuu|Tabuu]] from the [[Nintendo|''Super Smash Bros.'' series]].

In [[September 2015]] Chris revealed an image of Graduon in human form, before his soul was ensphered, showing him with pointed boots, a goatee, and a facial scar in the shape of a pentagram. He explained on [[Facebook]] that Graduon "wore a girdle to hide his muffin top" and had "[a] sharp chin, sharp nose, sharp eyelids."<ref>[[September 2015 Facebook Posts#Muffin Top and Goatee Equals Bad Guy]]</ref>

Amazingly, Graduon might be one of Chris's more "original" characters, even if he is mostly just the living personification of negative feelings towards his graduation.
{{clear}}

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:GraduonC.jpg|Image of Graduon Chris chose to advertise his [[Amiibo]] on [[Etsy]].
File:GraduonD.jpg|Another.
Image:CountGraduon_11302009cwcki.jpg|Done by [[Jack Thaddeus]]
Image:ModNation CountGraduon.jpg|Graduon as he appears in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
Image:Graduon2.png|A CGI render of Graduon in his sceptre.
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also:==

{{Fan art}}
*[[Mary Lee Walsh]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Silvana]]
*[[The Moon]]
{{DEFAULTSORT: Graduon, Count}}
[[Category:Villains]]

{{Sonichu}}

February 2015

2015-02-16T20:28:34Z

AstroMoth:

{{Ongoing}}
'''February''' is the second month of '''[[2015]]'''. This month has begun with [[Chris]] revealing his [[Chris and art|artwork]] for an obscure power-noise group's most recent release, followed by a widely-publicized (on the [[CWCki Forums]], nonetheless) [[documentary]] about him seeing release on [[YouTube]], and him updating his [[eBay]] for the first time in forever.

On the 5th, [[Chris]] stood trial again for the events of [[26 December 2014]]. It would be continued to 2 April. Notably, from eyewitness accounts given, Chris came in his [[tomgirl]] attire, eliciting a response from his public defender. Despite this, no reports of him macing anybody have surfaced.

==Events of February 2015==
* 1 February - Chris reveals that he was commissioned to do the album artwork for the newest release from noise music group [http://www.leclipsenue.com/ L'Eclipse Nue], ''Negative''. In typical Chris fashion, he couldn't help but [[Chris and his Ego|scrawl his huge signature across the piece]].
* 2 February - The fan-made [[documentary]] ''Christian Weston Chandler'' is released by sachumo.
* 2 February - Chris makes a triumphant return to [[eBay]].
* 5 February - Chris's court date following the [[GameStop]] incident takes place. The case will continue on 2 April 2015<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/operation-chris-eater-commences.7535/page-16#post-527528/</ref>.
* 10 February - Chris makes an update on his [[medallion]] business. Also, ''[[Flipnote Studio|Flipnote Studio 3D]]'' is finally released in North America.
* 11 February - Chris announces his excitement over the aforementioned game on [[Facebook]].
* 14 February - [[Valentines Day Hymn|Valentine's Day]]. Like [[2014|previous]] [[2013|years]], Chris did not have any [[Love Quest|big plans]] for the holiday.
* 15 February - Chris gushes over the new 3D Flipnote Studio.
* 24 February - Chris will [[Chris's birthday|turn 33]].

==Sources==
<references/>
 
{{Timeline}}

Talk:EBay

2015-01-19T23:38:22Z

AstroMoth:

Clyde has procured Chris's eBay selling history and posted it [http://www.mediafire.com/?kdhtoczdlxi here]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:42, 28 October 2009 (CET)

== Active again ==

<s>Went on his eBay and noticed he's back, starting from August 7, 2012. Right now he's just buying things, and only one shows the information on his purchase. (He bought a [http://www.ebay.com/itm/Skylanders-Giants-Wii-Bundle-Pack-plus-Bonus-/190754422302 Skylanders toy pack for $165 ], on Nov. 27, 2012. Jesus Christ.) So yeah, might want to keep an eye on his activity. -[[User:Requiempeace|Requiempeace]] 14:10, 2 December 2012 (PST)
*EDIT: Holy shit, I just looked through the Skylanders listing and he bought a BRAND NEW WII CONSOLE. Either his Wii broke or he's just wasting money again. Someone might want that information incorporated somewhere. -[[User:Requiempeace|Requiempeace]] 14:14, 2 December 2012 (PST)</s>

Nevermind, I'm retarded. He sold the Skylanders Wii. I'm leaving this page now before I write anything else stupid. -[[User:Requiempeace|Requiempeace]] 14:15, 2 December 2012 (PST)

Hey, I've noticed he bought from a lot of lego people. Should I write this down on the article? ~Astromoth 1/19/15

January 2015

2015-01-17T16:34:49Z

AstroMoth:

{{Ongoing}}
'''January''' is the first month of '''[[2015]]'''. [[Chris]] has stated that this month he will move back to [[14 Branchland Court]]. However, this month notably kicked off with some fallout from the infamous [[26 December 2014]] incident. Mere days after being released from jail, Chris wound up causing a ruckus at a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] he was previously banned from, by threatening the [[manajerks|managers]] with pepper spray if they didn't leave him alone. It's unknown whether Chris [[Naïve|realizes]] that he's a [[Chris and the law|repeat offender ''on bail'']] or simply refuses to acknowledge it altogether, at this point, but either way, it certainly won't help his testimony in [[February 2015|February]].

==Events of January 2015==
* 1 January: An article by Wii U Daily about [[26 December 2014]] is linked to the subreddit "r/rage" on Reddit.
* 2 January: Chris compares trying to move from the [[Rental House]] to 14 Branchland Court to a tired horse named Charlie that is running around a track on [[Facebook]].
* 3 January: An unconfirmed [[e-mail]] leaks onto the [[CWCki Forums]], revealing that Chris caused a scene at Wal-Mart and had his pepper spray from the GameStop incident on hand as well -nearly ''five days'' after he bailed out of jail. The police scanner audio of the incident is eventually leaked onto YouTube.
* 4 January: The e-mail is later confirmed to be real, and a text conversation between Chris and Renee leaks, revealing that Chris indeed caused commotion at the store.
* 5 January: Chris notes that the only [[internet]] he has had access to while moving is the 3G on his [[iDea Book Case|iPhone]], and whines about how people don't like him, especially after the GameStop incident.
* 6 January: Another set of e-mails leak, regarding Chris wanting help for [[Barb]]'s dental health.
* 7 January: A tree branch continually bogs down Chris's electricity.
* 8 January: Chris [[Chris and his ego|blames Sega]] for the GameStop incident. Once again, ''none'' of his [[white knight]]s are willing to help defend him.
* 9 January: Chris makes a ''Littlest Pet Shop'' image macro, and rages over the TLC series ''My Husband's Not [[Gay]]''. In the same post, Chris writes "I am a (Female Soul) Transwoman (no operation '''yet'''), and confesses that he hates being born with "the Damn Male Parts".
* 10 January: Chris discovers the Wii U Daily article about himself, and rages over it on Facebook. Once again, nobody on Facebook defends him. Chris also shows unspeakable laziness in that he criticizes the writer of the article for being a [[JERK]] despite the writer being a '''female'''. Also, he permabans anybody who claims Mario is better than Sonic on his [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Facebook group]], saying that "The Sonic Team definitely kicks the Plumbers' butts".
* 11 January: Chris makes a long post on Facebook stating that he only wants people to like him and that he would [[Death Threats|never wish harm on anyone]]. He also states that he would never [[Megatron Pistol|own a gun]] (let alone [[Sonichu Special 4|actually use one)]], because [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]] is a better alternative, and that he wants to be referred to using [[Tomgirl|feminine pronouns like 'she' and 'her'.]] Perhaps most mind-blowing (but yet, unsurprising for Chris) is his assertion that no one should be [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned from]] [[GameStop|a]] [[The GAMe PLACe|place]] [[Target|of]] [[McDonald's|business]] unless they have a gun and/or are attempting to commit robbery, and that banning an individual for [[Attraction Sign|anything less]] is "just plain wrong".
* 12 January: It is discovered that Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|actually owns both of the ''Sonic Boom'' games]].
* 13 January: Chris posts a long tirade on Facebook as to why he owns both of the ''Sonic Boom'' games, [[List of Chris's lies|claiming]] they were sent to him by [[Catherine]].
* 15 January: Chris claims on Facebook that GameStop is violating court rules by having employees call him.

{{Timeline}}

User talk:AstroMoth

2015-01-17T15:09:46Z

AstroMoth: Created page with "Say things about me."

Say things about me.

McIntire Park

2015-01-17T14:58:22Z

AstroMoth:

[[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg|thumb|left|HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE DOGWOOD FESTIVAL!]]
[[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|''"I think what we're saying here... it's going to be compromised,"'' – said Mala Cunningham at just that same moment. Little did she know...]]
[[Image:Z100 0827.jpg|thumb|right| ...that was exactly what was happening.]]

'''McIntire Park''' is a park in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] which became a [[Attraction Location|favorite hangout]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] during [[2009]]. It features a chalkboard wall where visitors can leave whatever messages (or drawings of your [[Sonichu (character)|favorite hedgehog hero]]!) as they see fit. Every April, the annual [http://www.charlottesvilledogwoodfestival.org/ Dogwood Festival] is held at the Park, featuring a fireworks display.

The Park was at the center of a local controversy, due to plans to reallocate part of the area to a new [[Wikipedia:YMCA|YMCA]] facility and a parkway. Chris joined the effort to save the Park in the summer of [[2009]].

==Chris on NBC==
On 22 [[July 2009]], local [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]] affiliate [[Wikipedia:WVIR-TV|WVIR]] ran a story on the six o'clock news about the controversy surrounding the park. During an interview with a representative of the McIntire Preservation Committee, Chris marches through the background of the shot while holding up his [[Sonichu medallion]].
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<center>{{#ev:youtube|KmPSkNrgjys}}</center>
<center>Chris shows up at 1:08 if you want to skip to it.</center>

==Chris in a Council Meeting==
At some point prior to 14 [[August 2009]], Chris created a two-foot-wide sign featuring [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|their children]] with giant wads of babbling text, intended to express support for the park. The youngsters are holding extremely tiny signs that read "SAVE MCINTIRE PARK," which would be impossible to read from more than six feet away, rendering the sign largely useless.

The sign would be seen in [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|a video]] where Chris used his artwork to refute the claims of [[CChanSonichuCWC]]. On 17 August Chris brought the sign with him to a Charlottesville city council meeting, and was recognized for his [[Chris and Art|effort]]. Chris began to ramble out of turn until the city council told him to pipe down, earning the envy of millions.

Alas, even the power of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon wasn't enough to save the park; court challenges to the YMCA<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Piedmont_Family_YMCA</ref> and parkway<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Meadowcreek_Parkway</ref> construction failed, and the construction on Chris's precious park is currently underway.<ref>http://www.cvilletomorrow.org/news/article/15045-Meadowcreek-Interchange-Traffic/</ref>
<center>{{#ev:youtube|9go8K2mskJw}}</center>

===Transcript===
[[Image:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and family expressing their support for the park]]
''[transcription starts at 0:30, speaker is Bob Fenwick]''

Fenwick: I would also like to call special attention to a young man, Christian Chandler, who's in the audience, who spent a great deal of time making his own save McIntire sign.

''[applause, Chris starts shouting in the audience]''

Chris: ''[Holding up the sign]''
Indeed!

Hmm. It's less expensive for McIntire Park. Membership is required for the YMCA and plus the wading pool should be bigger and deeper.

''[gets cut off by chairman]''

Chairman: Eh, heheh, one speaker at a time. Thank you.

''[Audience laughs]''

Fenwick: Now, I think you all...

== Independence Day Sighting ==
[[File:CWC Pokemon.png|thumb|left|Artist's conception of Chris using the attraction rock of fail.]]
[[File:Disco duck.png|thumb|What the note probably said.]]
[[File:Zoom_lens_for_DSi.jpg|thumb|The "zoom lens" as aforementioned. Apparently it acts as a sort of optic enhancement by adding a binocular zoom]]

On 4 July 2010, a [[trolls|troll]] reported that they had spotted Chris at the Independence Day celebrations held at McIntire Park on 4 July. Chris allegedly wore [[Chris and fashion|relatively normal clothing]], indicating that perhaps he had realized how retarded he looked on his previous outing.

The troll reported that Chris had what appeared to be a large camera lens attached to the front of his DSi, and was presumably using it to survey the area for [[boyfriend-free girl]]s.

Interestingly, the troll also reported that Chris scribbled a note onto something, wrapped it around a rock, and chucked it at a woman in what would appear to be a more aggressive and direct twist to the [[Red String of Fate]] tactic. Another possible explanation is that this is Chris's way of messaging people he doesn't know on [[facebook]] or various [[dating profiles]], applied to the real world. Whatever his logic was, the contents of the note remain a mystery.

The troll's account in full:

{{quotebox|I have followed the Chris trolling for a while, because who could resist reading about some guy who lived in the same city as you? Though I never would have expected to run into the elusive manchild, that is, until July 4th. Every year, McIntire Park shoots off fireworks for the July 4th. Many families come out to watch, despite the decline in quality each year due to money problems. So imagine my surprise when I see the internet sensation himself. I had to do a double take to make sure. No, he wasn't wearing anything outrageous like in Friday's After 5 footage. No Sonichu medallion. I guess he really has given up on Sonichu. 
I didn't stalk him the entire time he was there, but kept tabs every once in a while. He spent a lot of time near the baseball field. At one point I noticed he pulled out his DSi, with something odd attached to the front of it. It looked like a zoom lense. But do they make zoom lenses for the DSi? I thought the camera quality was already shit. He seemed to use his DSi and what I think is the zoom lense looking at the people around here, presumably women, considering the creepy person he is. A little while later I noticed he had gotten up and started to walk, to where, I don't know. Then he stopped. Now, I don't know how to make of this...I saw him scribble on something, wrap it around what I think he picked up was a rock, and threw it at this woman. I don't think it hit her, but she seemed startled. She picked up whatever he threw, opened up the paper he had written on, looked at him, and shook her head. She then turned and went on her way. 
At that point, I decided to leave it at that and go back to hanging out with my friends. I didn't see him after that point. I assume he decided to change where he was sitting or people were just blocking my view, because as it got darker it got incredibly more busy.}}

==See also:==
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*[[Charlottesville, VA]]
*[[CWCville|CWCville Park/CWC-Central Park]]

== Sources ==
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==External links==
*[http://savemcintire.org Save McIntire]

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Examples of Chris's Ego

2015-01-17T14:55:48Z

AstroMoth: Adding example

Here's an exhaustive list of '''Examples of Chris's Ego''' in the real world and in the Sonichu Comic. The list is so long that it warrants its own page!

==In the real world==

===School===
*[[Manchester High School]] - When Chris graduated from high school, he actually cried because he believed that he deserved a number of artistic awards for his [[Chris and art|artwork]]. By his own admission, he also made a scene and ran out after getting his diploma, eventually having to be consoled by both his [[mother]] and gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen]].
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] - After being expelled for his [[Chris and anger|appalling behavior]] by the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Student's Dean]], Chris felt the need to write to the Then-Standing President of the United-States, [[George W. Bush]]. The idea that a standing President would be willing to use his clout to reverse a local community college's administrative decision is ludicrous at best.

===Public places===
*[[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] - When asked to cease his solicitation, Chris refused to budge, rambled on in some stupid speech, and actually ''ran''. He would do this again in a [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] soon after, only to be arrested in the process.
*[[The GAMe PLACe]] - Chris acted in this store as if he owned the place. He was rude with the patrons, abused the access to a flat-screen TV, and was an all-around pain for the manager, [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place that had [[The Eye of Judgment|Eye of Judgment]] cards. Chris has also attempted to incite harassment of employees of the store (using the very fans he had chastised mere weeks earlier), simply because Michael had refused to remove his ban.
*[[McIntire Park]] - During a newscast, Chris happened to pass by a cameraman who was videotaping someone being interviewed. As he did, he flashed his Sonichu [[medallion]] as if to say "Hey, look at me! I'm more important!" Sometime later, he appeared in a town hall meeting over the park itself. He flashed his shitty Sonichu and Rosechu drawing in a bizarre attempt to save it, then tried to interrupt the proceedings with a speech about how he didn't want to pay for a YMCA membership when the recognized speaker made the mistake of referring to him. He was no doubt trying to gain sympathy by noting that it would make an ostensible retard sad to build the YMCA. Chris also requested that the wading pool be deeper, which likely means the wading pool was not meant to be used by a full-grown adult. Chris was promptly and thankfully shot down.
*[[Chris and the Law|Prison]] - During [[28 October 2011|his time in jail]], Chris stated he refused to eat the prison food, since he had [[autism|never done it]] and was not going to start any time soon, and eating the food was beneath him.
*[[Gamestop]] - Following the incident on [[26 December 2014]] in which he maced a [[Jerk|male]] [[Manajerks|employee]] after fleeing a gamestop which he had been banned from previously due to the [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalisation]] of one of their Sonic Boom displays, he had went on to say that he in fact was the victim of the whole situation in a lengthy facebook post.

===With people===
*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] - One of Chris's first crushes. Chris made the small booklet ''[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]]'' in an attempt to win her over on her 21st birthday. The booklet was merely a major ego trip, talking more about him and less about her, with the two of them replaced with Sonichu and Rosechu. He later cast her in his Sonichu comic and having her break up with [[Wes Iseli]] before disposing her when she was married away to [[William Spicer]].
*[[Megan Schroeder]] - For the longest time, Chris actually believed that he and Megan were going out as boyfriend and girlfriend. He even attacked someone for getting near Megan. When the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] picture was discovered, Chris actually thought that the reason she was upset was because she wasn't used to sexual things. He then tried to make Megan believe that the bullying from those amongst [[ED]] was MUCH worse than the fact that he did the picture because he was afraid of trying to rape her. He also insisted that he was under much more emotional pain than she was. Chris would later blame ED for the fact that he lost her friendship, not caring it was his fault in the first place.
*[[Jerkop|Jerkops]] - Thanks to Chris's various run-ins with the law, Chris has a very skewed view of law enforcement. After being tossed out of [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] and [[Get-Tar Region|Target]], he deemed that security guards were evil and just trying to play [[Kick the Autistic]] and prevent him from completing his [[Love Quest]]. However, following his arrest on [[28 October 2011]], Chris has now assumed that ''all'' law enforcement is evil and has gone out of his way to make sure they never take him into any sort of custody again.
*[[Vanessa Hudgens]]: [[Joshua Martinez]] used the identity of the ''High School Musical'' star to troll Chris by pretending "Vanessa" wanted to ride his [[duck]]. The fact that Chris actually believed a ''bona fide'' celebrity wanted to give him her [[china]] speaks volumes about his hubris.
*[[10 September 2009]] - Chris, in his ever-growing paranoia, automatically assumes that a possible interview from Veronica Belmont of ''PlayStation Magazine Europe'' is a troll because the person didn't leave a return number, demanding that if she truly wanted to interview him, she should come ''personally'' to his house... then starts trying to suck up to her just in case it wasn't a troll.
*[[Rejected Mailbag]] - Chris hates being proven wrong, especially about Asperger's and autism being part of the same spectrum. He also takes issue with letters that point out the flaws in his comic pages, which is interesting considering he has no problem telling fans about the flaws he finds in their fan art, calling it "constructive criticism". He's gone from simply ignoring people correcting his mistake to placing these "offending" letters in his rejected mailbag. Even more, when any of the letters mention the similarities between autism and Aspergers, he tosses them into his "Autism Mailbag" and whenever someone tries to mention anything else connected to his past, he automatically goes into a "mental block" and refuses to go any further. On 5 December 2009, Chris wrote a long essay that made little sense, which mainly consisted of him bawwwing that he was a unique and special snowflake, and that Aspies are faking fakers that take away the specialness of his autism. Despite autism and Asperger's existing in the populace long before he was born, and Chris being a [[virgin with rage]], Chris also states that he [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|"...Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People".]]
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|The Sonichu promotional video]] - In the Part 2 of his video, Chris shows to the camera an elegant drawing of the two main heroes of the comic book made by a fan called Allie. Not only does he proceed to comment "Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her," he presents an actual, sub-par copy of the drawing made by himself as a better version.
*[[Chris and copyright|Copyright claim against Vivian Gee]] - For the most part, Chris ignored the [[Audiobooks]] that were being made out of his comics. However, when he found out that they were being "sold", Chris issued [[Death threats]] against [[Vivian Gee]], threatening to kill her AND [[Clyde Cash|her family]]. He then released his own [[Official Videobooks]], which he believed to be better than Vivian's. These consisted of holding up the TRUE and ORIGINAL pages up to a camera and waving the page around as he stumbled through the dialogue, made childish sound effects, and failed to explain what was actually going on. He excused himself a month later and asked for a quote of 25% out of the donations she received for her hard work. It is worth mentioning that the excuse AND the demand for a share of the profits were in the same e-mail, separated by a single dot.
*[[Jimmy Hill]], [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] - While Chris is more than willing to declare Sonichu as a parody so he can make his multimedia franchise, he blows his stack whenever someone ''actually'' parodies Sonichu and himself. He threatened "legal action" during the Jimmy Hill saga and went all out to prove himself the True and Honest Chris when Liquid showed up. During the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], when Liquid threatened to go to the police over the Gun Comic, Chris was certain that the police would be more concerned over the fact that someone was impersonating him than the fact that he threatened to murder him. When Alec Benson Leary's Asperchu began to be more popular than Sonichu, Chris decided to pull a number of things, including a moment of "pot calling the kettle black" in which he decries Asperchu as crappy because it was computer drawn.
*[[Father Call]] - When talking to [[Kacey]]'s father, his ego clashed horribly against Matt's attempts to get through to his head, comparing losing a loved one to Chris losing his [[Patti|dog]], declaring that mowing the lawn (a menial task) was tough work, and utterly missing various cues to people's hardships, such as when Matt told him that his mother pulled weeds while inflicted with arthritis. Chris could only apologize for her having arthritis, not be impressed by the feat.
*[[Evan]] - When Evan created the character "Simonchu" as a joke, Chris took it, turned it into a girl and renamed her "[[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]]". When Evan got tired of Chris using the monstrosity, he demanded that he kill her. Chris has refused many times but in [[Mailbag 43#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag 43]] took the cake: he told Evan, in detail, how his Simonchu would try to take back Simonla, how Wild Sonichu would defend and defeat Simonchu and Simonla would return to Evan's "ECGVille" and say that she didn't want to come back, all under Chris's GDC ("Great Director Chandler") powers.
*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] - Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary icons like Mario and the Legend of Zelda, would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.
*[[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] - Chris loves to hold some form of superiority over people he doesn't like, and the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|calls Alec made]] to Chris are great examples. Chris calls Alec's art "crappy" several times, his reasoning being that it is drawn with a tablet, and doesn't have the "character" that his own pencil-and-paper methods apparently convey. He also tells Alec he is "obviously naïve" because he ''doesn't'' believe that cartoon and comic book characters have real feelings and hasn't been deceived countless times by trolls, and implies that he thinks Alec is pathetic in a rather snide tone of voice, while having no real reasons to back this up. Despite Alec actually being genial to him during the first few calls, Chris attempts to insult and demean him anyway, and acts like a child being scorned when Alec inevitably becomes angered by this. In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|one call]], Chris actually has the balls to tell Alec that there was a price to pay for making him kill off Simonla - Alec, Evan, Sean and Mao's deaths in the comic.
*[[Bob Chandler]] - On 01 [[March 2010]], Chris [[twitter|tweeted]] the sad news that Bob Chandler, Chris's father, was hospitalized with a life-threatening heart condition. Instead of asking for prayers, like many [[Chris and religion|Christians]] do, or putting his comic on hold, he whined about the [[stress]] it caused him and talked about the newest dates for release of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu 11]]. The next day, he released [[02 March 2010|two]] [[Surfshack Tito|videos]]. Neither had any info on or mention of his father or his condition. He didn't even update [[CWCipedia|his website]] or his [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|blog]] with the sad news. Here's the sum of all the love and concern Chris expressed for his Dad: one and a half lines of the 11 tweets he sent that afternoon.<ref>[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Twitter]</ref>
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase|Fans]] - Ever since day one, Chris has treated his fanbase like shit. He insulted one of the few fans he had, and shrugs his shoulders and says "Whatever" whenever a fan tells him they are going to leave, yet then expects them to come to his aid whenever necessary. When Chris lost his latest [[gal-pal]] due to troll interference, not only did he attack the trolls, he also attacked his fans, claiming that they have no life of their own and comparing them to Mary Lee Walsh in trying to stop him from finding a sweetheart. Hilariously, Chris thinks that he has over a billion fans. Let's put this into perspective: the internet has close to ''two billion users''. Chris thinks he has half of them.
*[[The Wallflower]] - The Wallflower was a woman Chris hung out with outside of the Young Adult Social Group. In an article in the CWCipedia, Chris shoves the blame on The Wallflower herself, saying that she should never have had a Facebook page or Fanfiction.net page and that, because she refuses to give ''him'' an apology for this, rather than ''him'' to ''her'' as it should be, she will forever hold the guilt of breaking his heart. In addition, Chris claims that the two of them had "exchanged DNA" at the movies and that she was his girlfriend in his [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|"C-Ya Later" video]], when in reality, they were never more than friends. A recent video shows that he ''still'' thinks she was his girlfriend and he still hasn't let go of her.
*[[Trolls]] - One of the things that has enraged even casual Christorians is his smugness towards even his trolls. In Chris's own mind, he has come up with the image that they are actually [[homos]]exual [[niggos|blacks]] who are jealous of his work and are slowly becoming autistic by staying on the computer. Furthermore, he has arrived at the belief that they are only jealous of his material goods. Chris's paranoia has gotten to the point where he openly blames them for driving him out of every place he could go to, as well as for his inability to make friends.
*[[Lars]] - Even though Chris has been known for the longest time to berate [[JERKS|most other males]] for taking all of the [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving none for him, he was more than happy to taunt Lars like a little kid about his breakup with [[Jackie]], acting like he is actually proud of taking her away from him (with liberal use of [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|racist terms]]) and threatening [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|to kill him]] should he say anything about it. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Now there's something to think about]]. However, it should be noted that this [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|isn't the first time]] [[SHE IS MINE NOW|he has done this]].
*[[Love Quest]] - A recurring requirement for potential [[boyfriend-free girl]]s, established most notably on his [[attraction sign]]s and in his [[Sonichu's_News_Dash]], is that they be age 18-[Chris's current age]. In the latter, he goes as far as to specify "18-21 years of age (18-22 as of February 24, 2004 [the date on which Chris turned 22])", demonstrating that although he expects 18-year-old girls to be interested in him regardless of his age, anyone so much as a ''day'' older than Chris doesn't meet his standards. Also, Chris has stated he would not date a girl with autism or any other mental disabilities, yet expects a woman to accept an autistic manchild like himself.
*[[Jackie]] - Not even his [[sweetheart]] is safe from the ego. In the final e-mail exchanges<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 21]], [[Jackie E-mails 22]] and [[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref> between the two, Jackie, quite accurately, pointed out many of Chris's flaws, also taking the time to rationally explain what he was doing wrong and what he could do to fix things. However, Chris took it the wrong way, claiming that she was being mean to him and [[Kick the Autistic|hating]] him by pointing out his flaws, still believing himself to be flawless and special. Ultimately, but perhaps predictably, it was Chris's own ego that led to the resulting collapse of the relationship.
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] - The latest of the many trolls to come after Chris, Chris's ego has ramped up incredibly after [[Calling Out|his return to the internet]]. In his first video in eight months, Chris revealed that he had dox on him and was pretty much blackmailing him to do certain things, lest Chris reveal those dox. Chris's demands were for him to apologize to Sony for hacking the Playstation Network (actually done by entirely unrelated people), apologize to The Wallflower for breaking her and Chris up (when it was her finding out about how sick Chris was that ended their ''friendship'', not ''relationship'' - something he never had), to pay him $1000 (probably to pay for the [[PS3]] that ''he destroyed'') and to remove everything he added to the [[CWCki]] (despite the fact that anyone with half a brain could easily reupload it).
* [[Michael Snyder]] - Michael has been a thorn in Chris's side since the day he was kicked out of the [[GAMe PLACe]]. At first, it seemed that Chris's animosity towards Michael was minor, and that he just wanted to go back and start buying stuff again. However, after [[The Wallflower]] incident, Chris had stepped up his attempts to get back in and failed miserably. This has lead Chris to throw "anti-Semitic" "slurs" (e.g., calling him a "[[South Park|Jew]]"), and attempting vehicular assault at least twice. As of now, he sees Michael as some sort of ring leader for cyber-bullying and considers the GAMe PLACe to be the headquarters for it all. Though Snyder was openly lenient on the charges, Chris still called him a "thieving liar" before the judge.
* [[Barbara Chandler]] - Despite [[Tomboys_And_Tomgirls_of_Virginia#Re:_Mothers|her disapproval]] of his [[Tomgirl]] shenanigans (she even tried bribing him to get him to stop wearing a bra and panties), Chris continued to parade around as a crossdresser, no doubt causing a lot of undue embarrassment to his mother. From what little contact anyone had with Chris since a [[28 October 2011|certain incident]], Chris has shown no visible [[Remorse|remorse]] for getting his aging mother thrown in jail and waist deep in legal troubles since then. While he does mention Barb as being "the only person who cares about him" in a [[Facebook]] note, the note primarily focuses on his grievances with the trolls and how much they've made his life miserable. Again, this comes on the heels of the Chandlers ending up in legal troubles, which was entirely his fault.

===Online===
*[[CWC's Second Message]] - In what would be his opening attack on trying to get the trolls to remove his page following losing Megan, Chris's opening words, amazingly, were:
{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.}}
*[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]] - Another shining example of Chris's ego in video form: Chris expects, and even '''demands''', respect from everybody, even though Chris has never shown anybody else any kind of respect. Plus, considering all of the things he's done: adding people to his comic so that he can beat them up, [[mass debating]] on camera, discriminating against others because of [[niggos|race]], [[JERKS|gender]], and [[homos|sexual orientation]], spending [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]] on [[Kimmi|sex toys]] and [[PS3|video games]], uploading poorly-drawn [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|pictures]] of himself fingering [[Megan]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and then blaming them for her breaking up with him; he has never done anything to warrant the respect of '''anyone'''.
*[[LittleBigPlanet]] - When Chris had shown up on LBP community and posted videos addressed to them, he once again said people "should know him by now". He immediately assumed people would praise him for his levels, especially the "Collector's Case", which he thought was the most original LBP level idea ''ever.''
*[[For G4's Web Soup|Web Soup]] - When Chris learned that one of his videos was featured on an episode, he took it as a good thing, not realizing that the show made fun of people on the Internet.
*[[Sonichu's Edge|Chris]] [[CWCFighter|and]] [[51 50|exercise]] - Many times, Chris has shown his attempts at exercising or performing some sort of strenuous feat. He considered [[Power|lifting up a chair]] to be a great feat of strength, thought that lifting two 12-pack boxes was akin to lifting two 50-pound weights, and even showed his "amazing" Parkay skills.
*[[Chris and Wikipedia|Chris and famous people]] - Chris has compared himself to [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo Buonarotti]] in artistic ability. He has also compared himself in ability or personality to President [[Barack Obama]], [[SingStar Challenge|Frank Sinatra]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Bing Crosby]], [[Red Skelton]], Dick van Dyke, [[I Love Lucy|Ricky Ricardo]], and Jaleel White, who voiced Sonic the Hedgehog in the original three Sonic cartoons. He has also compared himself to many fictional characters such as [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]], [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]], and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. Since free-riding on someone else's talents is nothing new for Chris, he saw no issue into incorporating known people in [[Chandler Family Tree|his family tree]]. This is how [[Anne Boleyn]], [[Daniel Weston]] and an unknown [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee fellow]] appeared in his ancestry for no logical reason whatsoever. He pushed the audacity to edit many [[Wikipedia]] pages to validate his hubris. All entries have been redacted and his account was blocked.
*[[Chris E-Mails]] - Chris's massive ego manifests itself eagerly through his correspondence with other people. For example, he e-mailed the O'Reilly Factor, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News at least twice, telling them about his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Not only did he outright expect them to report on it and give it extensive television coverage, but he expected the FBI (which he also believed was apparently part of the crew for the news shows) to go after Jason Kendrick Howell. Other examples include that while he apologized to Megan for drawing [[shecameforcwc.jpg]], he told her that she owed him money, and that he tried to coax [[Anna McLerran]] and Megan into vandalizing his ED page for him. He also believed that people thought their ranking on his [[Scale of Respect]] was of the utmost importance, as illustrated by his correspondence with Mary Lee Walsh.
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)|Chris and his ED Page]] - Since Chris is a known narcissistic loon, he never liked mirrors of any kind. When the [[Jason Kendrick Howell|nice folks]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] found him, they couldn't resist the urge to satirize his own existence. Said article turned into a circus whereby [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|he tried to retract, modify, erase]], and even supply the page with [[shecameforcwc.jpg|new]] [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|material]]. In 17 [[December 2009]], he went as far as copying the main article page out of ED and edited out at his convenience.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Chris_chan]</ref>
*[[CWCipedia|Chris and his own webpage]] - When Chris was given his own webpage, he found himself bombarded with gay ads, all paid for by [[Jack Thaddeus]]. After dealing with this for months on end, Chris finally had enough and proclaimed that he wrote to currently-standing President Barack Obama in an attempt to make gay ads illegal, despite the fact that this kind of ad is still protected under free speech and even if he got the letter, there's a slim (read: zero) chance that Obama will actually listen to his whiny, fat ass. While addressing the matter, Chris proclaims himself ''the captain of this boat'' and says that without him, CWCipedia would not exist, implying that he does all the hard work on the website, ignoring all of the Sysop's efforts. In fact, CWCipedia was a privilege given to Chris and not at all something that he came up with. Chris has taken this to an absolute extreme, going as far as to suggest that he is the "Captain" of CWCipedia.
*[[Sonichu Forum|Chris and the Sonichu Forum]] - When Chris discovered a troll site filed with people pretending to be Sonichu fans, he used it to its maximum possible extent. The notorious [[Mailbag 50]] was made using hand-picked posts from the forum, selected for their copious amounts of ass-kissing. When one troll suggested that Chris [[Sonichu Forum#Chris doesn't own a mirror|wasn't much of a catch IRL]], Chris responded with anger, demanding to know what could possibly make them think that he was anything less than awesome.
*[[CWCki|Chris and the CWCki]] - On 10 March 2010, Chris ended up discovering the CWCki due to the fiasco that led to his breakup with [[The Wallflower]]. He demanded that all pages concerning him, his family and friends be altered or [[death threats|there would be trouble.]] Noticing the Wallflower's page altered, he took credit for it, not realizing that she had demanded it much earlier and had nothing to do with his earlier rant.
*[[Chris and the Internet|Leaving the Internet]] - No fewer than ''six times'', Chris has boldly claimed that he was "distancing himself from the internet" and that the only way he would be seen would be outside. However Chris has always returned, anywhere from 36 hours to eight months after making this bold claim. In a hypocritical sense, Chris hasn't left the internet - he's left the parts that he doesn't like anymore.
*[[Flipnote Hatena]] - After "distancing himself from the internet", Chris decided to bide his time on Flipnote Hatena, a website that allows him to post animated creations from the Nintendo DSi program Flipnote Studio. So far, Chris has used it to spread his word over how to deal with trolls by butchering a humorous music video, thinking its creator was thinking the same thing he was, and by creating a set of "tags", listing out a bunch of lies. At the end of [[An Ol' Classic Dream]], he demands that his brainwashed, obedient fanbase give him 5 million stars in exchange for an uncensored version of the already raunchy video. When mods took down his flipnotes, Chris would put them back on, disable comments on his page, then re-allow them, and post a flipnote that should have been him apologizing for doing so, but talked more about the trolls and his "Internet Rep" than an actual apology.
*[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|Trollbusters]] - After returning to the Internet, Chris comes up with the idea for a "Trollbusters" group, having made shirts and cars on [[ModNation Racers]]. All of this was done so he can make the Internet safe for himself. Searches through Google though, reveal that there have been other Trollbuster attempts in the past by other people and, most likely like this one, were doomed to fail.
* [[Calling Out]] - In Chris's first video since he "left" the internet, he just had to reintroduce himself to others, almost copying word for word the same thing he said when first began his attack on the trolls. As well, he stood to reveal that the Playstation Network hackings weren't the work of a series of hackers, but by Surfshack Tito himself.
* [[Facebook]] - On 1 April 2012, Chris posted a note on his Facebook, talking about how all of his [[trolls]] know nothing about him, that what they've said and done is totally uncalled for, and that the only person who cares about him is [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] and he would rather not meet anyone who might be a troll. This is despite the fact that numerous [[white knight]]s have attempted to tell Chris that he needs to straighten up or he's going to die, and some of the trolling attempts were attempts to get him to do just that. All of these were ignored. Later, on 28 April 2012, Chris placed screenshots on the CWCki forums, and started bragging about 'deceiving the trolls' despite them merely making small talk over his announcement about re-using the Attraction Sign. Even more telling, though, is his claim that he knows where every user lives, that that he'll [[Death threats|find them all]].
* [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]] - Strapped for cash following the fire that temporarily cost him his home, Chris attempted to sell an original piece of Sonichu work. While initial attempts led to artificially increased prices through troll influence, Chris's later attempts to sell the work had him list the asking price at $1000 USD. Though it's probably due to desperation, the fact that Chris thought that his artwork was worth that much is astounding.

===Contests===
*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] - In an attempt to win a contest involving the animated avian lawyer, Chris went to great lengths to talk about himself, his rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Sonichu]], but very, ''very'' little about Birdman himself.
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] - In his reviews of the top 10 videos, Chris highly praised his entry and claimed it was the best. After losing the contest to [[Adam Stackhouse]], Chris would have a major hissy-fit over the loss, proclaiming even the slightest mistake as cheating, despite the fact that Chris himself had broken numerous rules in the process. Even worse, he attempted to fabricate the PlayStation webpage to show that he himself had won and not Adam.
*[[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]] - After [[trolls]] caused Chris to win the contest in a misguided attempt to troll the entire gaming community, Chris vowed to spend his winnings (a $400 USD gift card) with his church. Instead, he barely spent half of it towards the church, taking the rest (approximately over $200) for himself.

===Other===
*[[Mumble 3]] - While talking to Clyde, Chris tells him that the reason why he doesn't have a job is because he has so many awesome skills, he just can't choose one.
*[[Mumble 4]] - When Clyde asks Chris what kind of job he thinks he's qualified for, Chris says, "If anything, I'm overqualified...[for] every type of job available!"
*[[Chris and health]] - Chris hates to be called fat. Deep in his mind, he honestly thinks he's the same somewhat skinny child he was ten years ago, despite the fact that he has a gut and his hairline's retreating at an alarming rate. While he refuses to accept his baldness, he actually is claiming to be working on his gut. Beyond that, he refuses ''professional'' psychological help and honestly believes stuff such as autism and homosexuality are easily caught diseases.
*[[Homos]]exuality - Given his passion for STAYING STRAIGHT, in [[Kacey Call 22]], Chris actually seems bemused by the idea that gay men don't find him attractive enough to "lure off the straight path."
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|His Church]] - In a recent [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|call to arms against Asperchu]], Chris reveals that he believes he can use his current congregation as a personal army.
*[[Copyright|His copyright]] - If there is one thing Chris takes pride in, it's his "official" Sonichu copyright. With this, he feels as if he can actually make his multimedia empire with no one to stop him. When he first got the paperwork, he boasted it not even a day after he lost Kacey to Liquid Chris, more or less telling her she got stuck with a loser. He also attempted to set up a bunch of videos trying to sell Sonichu to other companies. In his second "I'm leaving the Internet FOREVER" video, he uses the copyright again to boast that he has won over the trolls.
* [[Car Pranks|His answering machine]] - When a number of trolls attempted to call Chris over a Craigslist listing of his car, one of the calls got to his answering machine. The recorded message says that his lawyers and a doctor of some sort advise him not to take any interviews due to too much information being leaked, then calls the trolls "trollin' stupid."
* [[100 2178|Greene County School Board]] - In one video, Chris proclaims that the Greene County School Board, who sought to help Chris when he was younger, initiated a massive conspiracy against him in order to keep him in his "autistic shell". This also included paying off a Realtor to keep their house from being sold and paying off Michael Snyder to keep him out of the GAMe PLACe.
*In a [[Media:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|one-page spread]] designed to spread awareness of the victims of the earthquake in Haiti (and likely done only in response to a [[:File:Haitihelp.JPG|similar ad]] featuring Asperchu), Chris drew all the human victims being dwarfed by four and a half foot tall hedgehogs. The human children, sitting beside [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|a bunch of furry runts]], are to scale less than a foot tall. Topping it all off was the inclusion of Simonchu in order to spite [[Evan]]. To Chris, it's more important that his (stolen) recolor abominations have more exposure than the people he's trying to help.
*Similarly, the [[:File:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg|poster]] ostensibly designed to be a protest sign features the aforementioned recolors more prominently than the [[McIntire Park|message]] of the sign.
*[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessings]] - Much like his lord and master GodJesus, Chris believes he has the power to forgive those who have sinned against him, essentially the opposite of his [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack. Apparently, Chris is so arrogant, he thinks he can use his [[Chris and religion|retard magic]] to cleanse the souls of the [[trolls|wicked mortals]] who dare to play [[Kick the Autistic]] instead of worshipping him, and has done so [[One Blessing, and One Curse|on]] [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour|numerous]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|occasions]].
*[[Exposing Jeff]] - Despite acknowledging that Liquid knows three different tongues (in addition to his native English) and how to play the guitar, Chris still says that he can be "so much better".
*[[DivineTrial]] - [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] is put to trial by Chris ([[Chris and cosplaying|cosplaying]] as Divine), who acts as a prosecutor, judge, jury and a one man firing squad. Apparently [[PandaHalo|Panda]]'s rape wasn't serious enough to be put into the charges against Clyde, though his various acts of trolling against Chris were.
*[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]] - The cover features a picture of Chris with a [[Chris and religion#Delusions of Godhood?|halo]] made mostly out of Pokémon energy symbols floating over his head.
*[[Virgin with rage|Losing his virginity]] - After apparently losing his ever-so-hated virginity, the news of it spread across the troll community with one thing in mind - it could not have happened. When Chris finally admitted it, he talked down to the trolls, vowing never to reveal what had happened.

==In the comic==

{{quote|I did an AWESOME FUCKIN' JOB|Chris}}

While [[Issue 0]] and [[Issue 1]] do focus on Sonichu, [[Chris-Chan]] takes over as the main character throughout [[Issue 2]], [[Sonichu 5|Issue 5]], [[Sonichu 6|Issue 6]] and [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] as a supporting character, and even when he does appear, he's shouting some retarded praises about Chris. [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]] and [[Sonichu 9|Issue 9]] see Sonichu taking back his major role as the main character, but he's basically just a Mary-Sue analogy for Chris. The main story arc of [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]] is the resurgence of Chris and his elimination of every enemy he has so far. He also portrays himself as skinny and handsome, although this doesn't happen till said ''Issue 2'', and will pull powers out of his ass. He even makes several episodes that dramatize events he had in real-life, with the extremely self-indulgent fantasies that are described below.

Chris's ego is in full bloom in the comics. The name of the city in which he and his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon strive to protect is known as [[CWCVille]]. The city's currency is C-Quarters and W-Quarters. One of the major drinks in this city is known as [[CWC Cola]]. The radio station is called "K-CWC"; the hotel is called the "Double CWC"; even his [[Wikipedia:Hyrule|Hyrule]] ripoff is called "[[RuleCWC]]". Basically, everything is named after Chris. The Sonichus and Rosechus he created proclaim him "father". No one in his city cares if he slacks off from his job as Mayor. He even goes so far as to proclaim that there are no elections when he proclaims [[BILLY MAYS]] is NOT the True and Honest mayor of CWCville.

===Instances of Chris's ego in the comics===
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|An entire book of Chris hurting people he hates]]
*'''[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]:''' While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself. Sonichu tries to make a point about how "[[Chris and writing|creative]]" the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of fail.
*'''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]:''' Again, Chris's existence in the comics is very minor, confined to Sub-Episodes and a sudden appearance, mocking how ridiculous a singing and dancing [[Doctor Robotnik]] is.
*'''[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]:''' His portrayal of [[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wes-Li]] counts, despite not really knowing Chris in [[Chris and Reality|real life]] he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws [[Sarah]] pinning Wes-Li to a tree & breaking up with him, just because she thought Chris being jealous of her was sweet. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essentially tells Wes to "buck up", even though he's the first one to make a scream when he lost a [[Hanna|one-time date]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also appears as a villain.
*'''[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]:''' This issue has a semi-fictionalized account of an incident Chris had with the managers of McDonald's. He was loitering and soliciting, and they threw him out. In his comic book, however, Chris exclaims that the Jerkops are conspiring against him, preventing him from finding true love. He turns into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and defeats them with the help of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who admits he only helped because Chris was his creator.
*'''[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]:''' It's all about Chris here. Sonichu and Rosechu are nowhere to be seen, except for one cameo each in separate sub-episodes. This issue was all about Chris's semi-fictionalized misadventures at Wal-Mart, Target and McDonald's, and pitted him constantly against the Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh, for they dare to interfere with his [[Love Quest]]. Unlike IRL, Chris can (and does) pwn them in the fantasy world of his comics. This issue also includes the account of Chris's encounter with IRL troll [[Hannah]], who raised his [[heart level]] to 100% just to smash it down to 15%.
[[Image:Sammyandchris.jpg|thumb|Chris as he is vs. Chris as he sees himself.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]:''' This issue has Chris write Sarah Hammer out of the comic so he could focus exclusively on [[Megan Schroeder]], the new object of his desire. While Sarah did marry a man named [[William Spicer]], Chris was not present at her wedding, and had never met Spicer, as he was represented in the comic by a generic [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] character. The next episode has Chris fawning over Megan, and she over him. In reality, Megan saw Chris only as a friend, and was constantly rebuffing his advances. The episode features two different endings because Megan either did not like the original ending or objected to being featured in the comic at all.
*'''[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]:''' The [[Patti Chandler]] Memorial Issue, where his dead dog becomes a member of CWCville. In the only other episode in this issue, Chris has [[Bionic]] ask him to create a sweetheart for him, but Chris, being a lazy fuck, hooks him up with Megan's character [[Megagi La Skunk]]. Chris would later claim Megan's character as his own.
*'''[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]:''' Chris is envious of Bionic's ability to screw Megagi until Megan holds his hand, again implying romance where none exists. This issue contains the stupid time-travel plot where they go back in time to the moment Chris created Bionic, and the scene randomly segues into a [[Family Guy]] style scene he gives Seth McFarlane full permission to use (Coincidentally, or not, the first few minutes of the ''Road to Germany'' episode of Family Guy bears a close resemblance to this "skitch"). After Chris gets trapped in the time void, he mixes both fake memories from the comic with real ones, like Megan "dumping" him and his denial of having drawn [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] (he blames it on [[ED]], even though he was the one that drew it and uploaded it onto that site), Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of CWCville and her defeat at the hands of the Sonichus and Rosechus, and [[Joshua Martinez]] hooking him up with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. In the other episode, he introduces his Sweetheart-of-the-moment Blanca and her creation [[Jiggliami]], who Chris would later claim as his own, as well as featuring an interview with anti-troll [[Robert Simmons V]] about how awesome Chris is.
[[Image:Momentary Escape.JPG|thumb|Chris rends space time asunder to punch some guy. On the plus side, that does look a little bit like him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]:''' While free of Chris the character, the comic was not free of Chris's warped psyche. He drew a sex scene between Sonichu and Rosechu for no other reason than to draw porn of his characters, and gave a detailed account of their reproductive systems. Remember, Sonichu is supposed to be a children's comic, as Chris has stated numerous times. After having his characters have sex for the fifty billionth time, he inserts the hideous [[Rule 34]] he drew into the storyline by having Rosechu come across it while using the internet. In a blatant display of Mary Sueism, Chris uses Sonichu to comment on his hideous drawings by saying that they are "so lifelike", and he also has Sonichu gag and barf at the sight of fan drawings from Chris's ED page of Rosechu with a "pickle". Next there are multiple (traced) nude images of Rosechu, which the plot indicates is to prove that she doesn't have a "pickle". Later on, after Sonichu and Rosechu storm [[4-cent garbage.com]], which is a thinly veiled portrayal of ED, she strips again and face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the guy who created Chris's ED page, putting him into a state close to death. Even later, all the Rosechus in the comics decide to strip for "[[Women's rights]]"...well, all except [[Zapina|one underaged one]], who can't strip because of the "[[Pedofork|dumb laws]]". It must be noted that this entire storyline was a result of Chris being trolled hard by the people over at ED, who drew fan art of Rosechu with a dick to make Chris RAGE...and RAGE he did. An epilogue has former sweetheart [[Sarah Jackson]] killed by [[Optimus Prime]]; another former sweetheart, [[Blanca]], returned to Kentucky and her boyfriend, which makes no fucking sense storyline wise. The truth is that she was a troll and Chris failed at writing her out; a two sentence memorial to [[Ryan Cash]] and a dedication to Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[PandaHalo]].
[[Image:Billboard.JPG|thumb|They're better off without him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]:''' Lacking Sonichu to use as his mouthpiece, Chris invented [[Reginald Sneasel]] to use as his stand-in during the first episode, and Reginald even goes to retarded lengths to break up a romance between [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]] in a similar way that Chris meddled with Wes and Sarah. After Reginald's plan fails, [[Angelica Rosechu]] approaches him, and they quickly jump into the sack together, echoing Chris's own belief that the woman must make the first move, out of pity, and put out as soon as possible. This episode also introduces Chris's retarded [[Dating Education]] concept and applies it to his characters. Chris also inserts his Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[Ivy]] into the comics in a plotline that goes nowhere, and has a thinly-veiled version of former sweetheart Sarah Jackson as the Date Ed teacher. Chris then makes a callous reference to Sarah's death by Optimus Prime via a representation of her sister Rita. When Rita informs the class about her sister's death, the assorted characters appear to not give a fuck, nor do they make any attempt to console the poor grieving woman that is now stuck teaching their class. Also in Sonichu 9, Chris depicts PandaHalo dying in a fire. He seems to think this is a fitting tribute. He also shopped a caricature of himself onto a billboard in the background, with a caption begging him to return to the mayor's office. Recent additions have shown the addition of a [[Power Rangers]] team, the CWC-Power Rangers, as well as a gruesome description of Ivy dying by being hanged.
*'''[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]''' With Chris back in the saddle, he proceeds with his master plan to get rid of all of those who troubled him in real life. Even worse, he apparently was able to deceive his future wife into think he was his future self and did the nasty with her. On top of this, he proclaims that he helped create the cure for homosexuality and plans to bring about straightness by stealing all those vaccines, bringing them to the present, and distributing them right there! Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some "devil trolls", but can't resist imitating Zorro and spelling "CWC" in the air with his epic blows and kicks (this could be a trifecta: unoriginal, egotistic, ''and'' physically implausible). As the comic continues, he attacks the 4-cent_garbage HQ, using the characters [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[Beel]] to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being homo trolls who "slander and tarnish an innocent man's good name", then proceeds to make the latter two jump to their deaths, just as he wishes. Even more, he destroys the building, kills about 200 trolls and proclaims that both ED and 4-cent_garbage's websites were lost forever, despite the fact that most websites nowadays have back ups waiting for just such an emergency. Soon after, Magi-Chan returns from the future, reporting that the gay vaccine has/will be proven to be a worldwide success and that [[1982|February 24th]], 2009 will be proclaimed Christian Love Day in his honor. Yes, really. Then Chris immediately manages to top this when his God complex manifests itself in the form of [[Collosal Chan]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]]. Both are portrayed as blatantly messianic figures, especially Ultra Sonichu who works like Chris's version of Jesus who saves [[Asperchu]] characters from "[[Liquid Chris|The False God In Brown Strips]]" and Aspergers by granting them the forgiveness of Chris, which can only be received by praying to him. Chris later denied that he tried to set himself up as God, but at the same time he more than insinuated that he is just as awesome. Later in the issue, as he issues an apology over what he had done concerning Asperchu, he puts Alec, Mao, Evan, and Sean on a mock trial for the murder of Simonla Rosechu, pulls evidence out of their asses and gets them sentenced to death, via cruel and unusual forms of execution- two of which Chris himself participates in!
*'''[[Sonichu Special 4]]:''' Chris steals [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]] for "not treating her right", bursts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), blows out a disarmed Liquid's kneecaps with a [[Megatron pistol|handgun]], and draws Kacey's military family telling praises about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid. However, Karma would later [[Kacey and Liquid Call|come back to bite him]] after Kacey and Liquid read the strip.

==Christian Love Day==

[[Image:Love-Day.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magi-Chan]] describes Failmas, and expresses his severe disappointment with a startling lack of accuracy.]]
'''Christian Love Day''' is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris in the CWC blog entry of 7 January 2010. It made an appearance in [[Sonichu 10]] on the same day. As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February 2009 [[Magi-Chan]] completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world. "[[Chris and religion|Thanks to the blood of Christian Weston Chandler]]," all Homosexuality and, in a startling display of overkill, [[Megan Schroeder|Asexuality]] are eradicated. Chris uses this as an excuse for a second Valentine's Day late in the month. Presumably, the day will be celebrated with unabashed, BUT STRAIGHT, monkey sex.

===Significance===

{{quote|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday.|[[Chris]], in his [[CWC Blog]] for 7 January, 2010}}

Chris bases the holiday not only on his horrifically misguided and disturbing Gay Holocaust, but grants it full significance for being his birthday. Chris actually believes a milestone date in his amateur webcomic should be celebrated worldwide, because he "feels" like it should, especially since it "feels" like a holiday to him, neglecting that everyone tends to view their own birthday as a holiday. He attempts to mask this fact with ill-researched hear-say. The "forgettable" holiday occurring on the 24th is [[Wikipedia:Flag Day in Mexico|Mexican Flag Day]], celebrated at most with a flag ceremony in elementary schools and maybe a short lecture on the history of the Mexican flag. This is notable for being both a minor, yet momentous holiday, doubly defeating Chris's point. On a historical note, it was the same day the [[Wikipedia:February_24#Events|Nazi Party]] was founded, way back in 1920.

Interesting to note is the celebration of a "man"(child) giving his [[Navy|"blood"]] to "save" the population of the [[CWCville|Earth]] from [[Homosexuality|"damnation"]]. [[Chris and religion|Chris thinks he's Jesus]]. Big surprise.

===The Declaration===
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|250px|True and Original Declaration of the Christian Love Day. Also, notice how he has buttocks on his front.]]
{{quote|Good morning. In less than an hour, Sonichu fans from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today the Sonichu fans declared what wuv was. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, totally not [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] the movie ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_%28film%29 Independence Day]''}}

Chris is so engrossed by the idea, that he went as far as [[Christian Love Day (video)|making a video]] for the occasion, asking his army of [[fans]] to celebrate his hubris. To remove any doubt about the issue, he [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|admitted to Alec Benson Leary]] that he does indeed believe he is important enough to have his birthday celebrated across the country. On the other side, he denies ever writing the declaration, claiming a [[Troll|friend]] did it for him, and says he saw the movie ''Independence Day'' only once.

{{clear}}

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Sub-Episodes]]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

War of Love

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In [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu Issue 8]], [[Chris]] generously put in a set of pages of the 'pop-star debut performance' of [[Jiggliami]] and her song 'War of Love', apparently written by then sweetheart and [[troll|obvious troll]], [[Blanca Weiss]]. According to the pathetically drawn creation, it was dedicated to her 'ol pikachu boyfriend' who randomly disappeared from Jiggliami's 'home field'. Whether or not this pikachu was an anthropomorphic hellish creature like Jiggliami or was a normal [[pokemon]] is never explained. If this pikachu was the original [[Sonichu]] or not is also not explained, even though it is hinted at. Since this plot point is [[Chris and Writing|never mentioned or seen again]], no one cares.

== Lyrics ==

<poem>

I can't hide this feeling any more
Don't you notice the fever of love

Dark clouds were hanging low.
A busy city had lost its colors.
Sunshine hiding away,
Twilight fading out,
And shadows nearing me now.

The world is not
How it used to be
I don't know if
Love has changed
But do I still want you?

What could I do?
What should I do?
Baka dana watashi!

It's the War of Love!

I can't give you up
I hate to see
[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|You smile to every girl
Except for me.]]
I want you so bad.
[[Obesity|Too heavy ]]and too deep.
Please focus on me.
[[For Julie's Eyes Only|I will show you how much
You love me.]]

[[Virgin with rage|I screamed out to you]] with a
Megaphone, to find it broken.
I try to reach up as high as I can.
But your eyes are never on me

Now I look up to the sky.
I find it has been cleared.
But it has not been done for me.
I can't stop these feelings.
They're getting out of hand.

Oh, what could I do?
What should I do?
[[Love Quest|I swear in this love,
I'll never give you up.]]

Dai-suki!

It's the War of Love.
</poem>

== Creation ==

It is interesting to note that this song 'written' by Blanca is actually a near-copy of the song 'Love is War',a [[Wikipedia:Supercell|Supercell]] song using [[Wikipedia:Vocaloid|Miku Hatsune]] for vocals. Whether or not Chris is [[Things Chris has ripped off|aware of the plagiarism]], did not care, or was genuinely convinced that Blanca had written a song that looked like it was taken directly from Google Translate but was totally original is not known.

A quick Google search states that the Love is War song was uploaded to Youtube in February [[2008]], while the comic says that the song was written in [[August 2008]].

A small yet funny thing to note, 'baka dana watashi', a [[Random-access humor|random]] piece of Japanese placed in the middle of the song apparently translates to be 'what a fool I am', a funny thing to consider when you remember that Blanca was just a [[troll]] that managed to get 'her' work into Chris's comic.

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{{quote|Baka Dana Watashi! It's the war of love!|[[Jiggliami]]'s song "[[War of Love]]"}}
{{quote|After this concert we will be superstars! We can have any man we want!|Jiggliami to [[Blanca]] before their breakout concert}}

[[Image:Jiggliami.jpg|thumb|Chris-Chan traced his former girlfriend's drawing, resulting in a copy of a copy]]

'''Jiggliami''' is [[Blanca Weiss]]'s "original" character that Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008|claimed]] after she broke up with him. Note the irony and [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in this action, considering he can steal other people's characters willingly, but when it comes to [[Asperchu|his characters being stolen]], he becomes upset. Also in [[Episode 18]], it is hinted that she was [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]'s girlfriend while he was still a regular [[Pikachu]]. Fortunately, we are spared any flashbacks of the [[Chris and sex|conception]] of an Igglybuff.

Her first appearance in the comics was the [[KCWC]] segment in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] where she was interviewed by [[DJ Jamsta]] and [[Lolisa Rosechu]] followed by boring, [[Women's rights|sexist]] talk and a lame, equally sexist joke about Jiggliami's [[I am STRAIGHT|snowballs]]. Her next (and last) appearance was [[Episode 18]], during the "Spring Break" escapades. She is first seen with Blanca, who is presumably her manager or plays guitar for her… [[Chris and writing|or something]], the two have an inane conversation about energizing the crowd and how after the concert, they'll be famous enough that they could [[Love Quest|get any man they wanted to]]. The conversation ends with [[Blanca]] alluding to her [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|heart's desire]] being trapped in [[Time Void|another dimension]].

Later on she finds the comatose [[Blake]] after his encounter with [[Silvana]], and then [[Magi-Chan]] and Jiggliami inform [[Bubbles]] that Silvana is posing as Blake. Later on, Jiggliami sings her song "War of Love" to the cheers of the audience, but before the song she states that she's missing her old [[Sonichu (character)|Pikachu boyfriend]].

Ever since the breakup with Blanca, Jiggliami no longer appears in the comic.

In the [[Blanca E-mails]] she is given some bullshit history about wishing on a star and somehow getting turned into the anthropomorphic abomination seen in the comic, but Chris never mentions this. Within the comic Jiggliami just shows up with no explanation as to how and why a humanoid Jigglypuff exists.

==Creation==
[[Image:Jiggy.jpg|thumb|left|Blanca's drawing, in and of itself a crude copy of the character on the right]]
[[Image:Ranka_trace.jpg|thumb|Ranka, who is in turn a [[Pedofork|loli]] version of Lynn Minmay. So Chris has done a copy of a copy of a copy?]]

The original illustration by Blanca has a striking resemblance to both a screencap and illustration of [[Wikipedia:List of Macross Frontier characters#Ranka Lee|Ranka Lee]], a character from the [[anime]] ''[[Wikipedia:Macross Frontier|Macross Frontier]]'', which means Christian further degraded the quality of the original, Xerox-style. The characters are both pop stars, and share many other attributes such as their "up-and-coming" status and inane, bubbly songs. To be fair to our autistic hero, mecha anime is probably not [[Wikipedia:Cuteness in Japanese culture|kawaii]] enough for his tastes, so he probably never has even heard of the series; so how would he know he was tracing a trace? Still, ''damn''.

There's a small bit of irony, though, in that ''Macross Frontier'''s main character is a former [[Wikipedia:Kabuki|kabuki]] actor who played [[Tomgirl Pictures|female roles]], much like men playing women in old-school [[Wikipedia:William Shakespeare|Shakespeare]] productions. To make matters even funnier, the anime also had a comic relief [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|flamboyantly gay]] character. Maybe it's for the best that Chris doesn't know about this.

[[Image:Jiggliami Jigglypuff x Sonic by KawaiiKitsune123.jpg|thumb|left|Blanca's second drawing]]
The lyrics to the song Jiggliami was singing were also ripped off (and mercilessly butchered) from a music video by [[Wikipedia:Supercell_(band)|Supercell]] using the Japanese [[Wikipedia:Vocaloid|Vocaloid]] character [[Wikipedia:Hatsune Miku|Hatsune Miku]].

If this whole situation sounds familiar, well, it is: [[Simonla]] originally was a creation of a another "[[Evan|fan]]" that was in turn a, ahem, "[[parody]]" of another animu character, exactly like Jiggliami.

Jiggliami is a knockoff of the following:
* [[Amy Rose]]
* [[Wikipedia:Jigglypuff|Jigglypuff]]
* [[Wikipedia:Ranka Lee|Ranka Lee]]
* Possibly of Ami from [[Wikipedia:Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi|Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi]]
==See also==
*[[Simonla]]
{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Pokémon and Pokémon Trainers]]

War of Love

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== Background ==
In [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu Issue 8]], [[Chris]] generously put in a set of pages of the 'pop-star debut performance' of [[Jiggliami]] and her song 'War of Love', apparently written by then sweetheart and [[troll|obvious troll]], [[Blanca Weiss]]. According to the pathetically drawn creation, it was dedicated to her 'ol pikachu boyfriend' who randomly disappeared from Jiggliami's 'home field'. Whether or not this pikachu was an anthropomorphic hellish creature like Jiggliami or was a normal [[pokemon]] is never explained. If this pikachu was the original [[Sonichu]] or not is also not explained, even though it is hinted at. Since this plot point is [[Chris and Writing|never mentioned or seen again]], no one cares.

== Lyrics ==

<poem>

I can't hide this feeling any more
Don't you notice the fever of love

Dark clouds were hanging low.
A busy city had lost its colors.
Sunshine hiding away,
Twilight fading out,
And shadows nearing me now.

The world is not
How it used to be
I don't know if
Love has changed
But do I still want you?

What could I do?
What should I do?
Baka dana watashi!

It's the War of Love!

I can't give you up
I hate to see
[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|You smile to every girl
Except for me.]]
I want you so bad.
[[Obesity|Too heavy ]]and too deep.
Please focus on me.
[[For Julie's Eyes Only|I will show you how much
You love me.]]

[[Virgin with rage|I screamed out to you]] with a
Megaphone, to find it broken.
I try to reach up as high as I can.
But your eyes are never on me

Now I look up to the sky.
I find it has been cleared.
But it has not been done for me.
I can't stop these feelings.
They're getting out of hand.

Oh, what could I do?
What should I do?
[[Love Quest|I swear in this love,
I'll never give you up.]]

Dai-suki!

It's the War of Love.
</poem>

== Creation ==

It is interesting to note that this song 'written' by Blanca is actually a near-copy of the song 'Love is War',a [[Wikipedia:Supercell|Supercell]] song using [[Wikipedia:Vocaloid|Miku Hatsune]] for vocals. Whether or not Chris is [[Things Chris has ripped off|aware of the plagiarism]], did not care, or was genuinely convinced that Blanca had written a song that looked like it was taken directly from Google Translate but was totally original is not known.

A quick Google search states that the Love is War song was uploaded to Youtube in February [[2008]], while the comic says that the song was written in [[August 2008]].

A small yet funny thing to note, 'baka dana watashi', a [[Random-access humor|random]] piece of Japanese placed in the middle of the song apparently translates to be 'what a fool I am', a funny thing to consider when you remember that Blanca was just a [[troll]] that managed to get 'her' work into Chris's comic.

2015

2015-01-17T00:29:13Z

AstroMoth: Added a date in the Events of 2015

{{Ongoing}}
'''2015''' is the seventh year of organized trolling. Coming full circle with the unfortunate incident where his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] burned down last year, Chris announced that the renovations on it were finished, and that he would be moving back in. However, this bit of good news is completely tarnished by what had transpired mere days before the turn of the new year: [[26 December 2014|Due to the events]] of [[December 2014]], Chris could be spending most of this year in prison, a threat that loomed over his head [[28 October 2011|once before]]. However, unlike last time, Chris neither has a [[This is how the Trial went|decent attorney]] nor a ''[[Chris and the Law|(mostly)]]'' clean slate to fall back on, which makes the outlook of this year fairly grim.

==Events of 2015==
*Sometime during the course of year, Chris will have been married to [[Lovely Weather]] and participated in a medical study to cure [[Homos|homosexuality]], as predicted in [[Sonichu 10]]. With the year slowly creeping in and little sign of [[Chris and reality|this actually happening]], it's safe to say that Chris's expectations of the future may have lead him on a bit too much.
*Chris could be serving time in prison [[26 December 2014|due to his recent incarceration]] and the January [[Mal-Wart]] incident. Depending on the outcome of his trial on February 5th, whether or not this is true is up for speculation. But, you can rest assured, Chris will most definitely paint himself as the victim, and not the person he assaulted.
*This is also the year that Chris claimed [[Bob Chandler|his father]] would die, having heard it from the Grim Reaper in a prophetic [[dream]].

==January==
{{main|January 2015}}
*As of [[December 2014]], Chris had also announced that he would be moving back to the recently renovated [[14 Branchland Court]], possibly within the course of the month or early January.

==February==
*As of December 29th, the trial for the GameStop incident has been continued and the next court date is set for February 5th.

==December==
*''[[Star Wars]]: The Force Awakens'' is due for release in this month.

== Sources ==
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{{Timeline}} [[Category:Chronology]]

Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1

2015-01-13T22:59:12Z

AstroMoth: Slight Transcription Fixes

'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1''' is the first call between [[Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec]], which took place on 22 [[January 2010]].

==Summary==

Chris and Alec discuss the size and location of [[Asperpedia]] advertisements on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris tries to dictate the content of Alec's ''[[Asperchu]]'' comics by telling him to tone down the amount of violence in the series. He also goes on to tell Alec to rename Asperchu's versions of the [[Chaotic Combo]] characters to the names created in [[Wikipedia:Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].

Alec questions how Chris can hold a [[copyright]] on [[Sonichu]] when Sonichu is in fact a [[Pokémon]], a derivative of another creator's copyrighted work, after which Chris jumps to change the subject to avoid admitting that Alec has a point. (Chris similarly avoids or ignores the obvious truth about his "original" characters in other conversations with Alec.) Alec also confronts Chris's ill-will towards Asperchu and Alec himself by bringing up the pages of ''Sonichu'' #10 where Chris drew his super-form breaking into Alec's house and destroying his website and computer. Chris retaliates by saying that Alec's killing of Chris's fictional characters in ''Asperchu'' justifies his fantasies of committing destruction of property and theft. Chris becomes increasingly [[stress]]ed out as the call goes on and eventually hangs up on Alec, claiming that his phone's battery is running low.
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==Part 1==
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===Transcript ===

'''Alec''': Hi, is this... is this, uh, Christian Weston Chandler?

'''Chris''': Yeah, this is Christian, may I help you?

'''Alec''': Hi Chris, um... this is Alec Benson Leary. Is it o- Is it okay if we talk?

'''Chris''': Oh yes. Uh... Sure. Yes. So uh...

'''Alec''': Okay. Good. Well, uh, there's a couple of things I wanted to talk about tonight. Um, first of all, uh... Well I understand you've got a... you've got a problem with the ads that are on [[CWCipedia]]? Can you... Can you tell me a little bit more about um... I kinda want to have, you know, get a compromise and- and settle this 'cause... 'cause I don't... I don't want anybody to be angry.

'''Chris''': Okay, well, um... yeah. I'll let you have your ads on the CWCipedia but don't make them too big, and uh, leave 'em in the side bar.

'''Alec''': Okay... um...

'''Chris''': [''Interrupts''] I don't want- I don't want- I do not want them in- I do not want them c... c... covering over... the introductory box or any- or anything else where I have to scroll down even to edit the pages. Or even to log in.

'''Alec''': Okay, um. Well I understand-

'''Chris''': So- so Okay cool. Just keep your ads on the sidebar.

'''Alec''': Yeah, yeah, my friend [[Asperchu|Mao]], he um, he actually makes the ads for me. I- I didn't make them myself but um, I can try to talk to him about that? Um, about the size.

'''Chris''': Okay. Alright.

'''Alec''': As for like, where on the CWCipedia they are, um... I don't know if Mao controls that or not, I don't think he does. I think... I'm not sure what controls like where the adspace goes, y'know, on the website itself. I mean, I'll talk to Mao about it but I'm not sure if he controls that either.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Okay.

'''Alec''': Yeah like, I can talk to him, so. But you might want to talk to your web manager or whatever, 'cause... 'cause they set up the way the adspace goes, you know?

'''Chris''': Yeah, and also, just uh, just one more concern of mine upon- uh, yeah, I've uh, read your pages on the ''Asperchu'' comic. But the-and the recent pages, what do you think you're doing- what do you think you- what do you think you're parodying, ''[[Wikipedia:Happy Tree Friends|Happy Tree Friends]]''?

'''Alec''': Um... W... What- ''Happy Tree Friends''? What's that?

'''Chris''': [''Sighs''] It's supposed to be like a happy [[Honest Content|TV-Y]] show, but it's actually- it's actually adult and dark humor because they go into cut-slashing all the cute characters up and uh, it's- well all the blood and gore and everything, and yet they make them come- th- they make them come back to life unharmed the very next episode, just to slice and duh- slice and dice 'em up again.

'''Alec''': Oh. Um, I've actually never heard of that series. Is that- What is, is that on [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network|Cartoon Network]] or...

'''Chris''': [''Talking over Alec''] ye- yeah... no you can look it up on [[Netflix]].

'''Alec''': Oh.

'''Chris''': Yeah that's a good place. But anyway, yeah, blood and gore. Yeah, that's not a good way to go, especially when you kill, even con- even considerable facsimiles of my own characters in that sense, and in that detail.

'''Alec''': Well you know, um, I actually- I got a lot of uh, actually positive response from my fans when I did that, um... Because you know, some of my fans have, some of my fans have-- [''trails off as Chris interrupts'']

'''Chris''': Yeah, yeah, that's another thing. Yeah that's another thing. Encourage [[Fanbase|the fans that were originally my fans]] to come back to me. I would appreciate that.

'''Alec''': Uh, Well I, I mean, y-you know I-I-I tell my fans all about you all the time, Chris, because, you know, like I've told you in a lot of the letters I've written to you you were a big in- inspiration for me. But um, you know, I don't really know what to say to my- y'know, my fans as far as that goes, I mean... They uh, they love my comic. I mean, they love it. I get a lot, I get a lot of fanmail about it, I mean...

'''Chris''': Yeah, okay. Um, okay how about this, uh, just to make it equal, um, put an advertisement for the CWCipedia on uh- on the Asperpedia. About as much as the Asperpedia ads are on my CWCipedia.

'''Alec''': Um, well, uh, yeah, we might be able to work something out, you know. [''Chris continues to try and interrupt Alec.''] You'd probably want to contact Mao, 'cause he's my manager. He... he does all the, y'know, the grunt work on Asperpedia. Um, I-I'm not even sure, like what, like how selling the adspace works, but I'm sure he'd be willing to sell you some adspace on Asperpedia. We could definitely try to work something like that out.

'''Chris''': [''small sigh, in a whispered tone''] ''Yeah, so anyway, yes...'' Alright well- alright well, h- Mao and I can talk through e-mail.

'''Alec''': Yeah, yeah. Yeah 'cause, you can- I mean, I, like I said I don't know the details but I know adspace is up for purchase, so...

'''Chris''': Yeah. Alright. Alright, well then, we got it settled on- at least uh, your ads on my CWCipedia. And, uh, yeah, ease up on the- not so much blood and gore. And, uh, try to bring my fans- let my- take m- direct my- redirect my fans back to me.

'''Alec''': Um... well, uh, y-you know, uh... I-I'm trying to think of- of a- a good way to say this, but you know, i- i- we are- we are in kind of a, like a- a friendly competition if you will. I mean, we're, y'know, we're- we're both [[Chris and Art|artists]], kind of, y'- i- I mean, I don- I don't really- I-I mean, it doesn't really make sense for an artist to say to his fans, "Hey, hey guys, don't, uh, don't follow me anymore, go back to, y'know, this other artist." I mean, I mean, wo- would you do that to- for your fans? Would you say, "Hey, hey fans, go- go talk to Alec," or "go watch Alec's cartoon," or anyone else's cartoon, really? No, you want- you want the fans to follow you, right?

'''Chris''': Um. Okay, um. Okay, yeah, I can understand that. Um, okay, um.

'''Alec''': Yeah, Mm-hmm.

'''Chris''': Well since, well since you and I are on- are on okay, agreeing mutua- ah- uh- okay talking tones right now...

'''Alec''': Mmm-hmm?

'''Chris''':... how about I, uh, how about I just, uh, re- how 'bout I just, uh, remove all the bad talk I have- I have against you, and then start- and then start saying that, I- that you're- that you're ''okayyy'', that your- your- your s- your- your co- your, uh, comics are okaaaay, that- and uh, you know, you- ah- y'know, but still saying like, you know, I would appreciate it if you would stay being my fans, but, y'know, if you want to go look at, uh, your w- go look at his work and- that's fine I can't stop you there, but y'know, [''Alec tries to interject.''] [''stuttering''] I think you asked- I think you asked me long ti-

'''Alec''': Well actually, I'm glad that you're- I'm glad that you're bringing this up 'cause, um, uh, y- I do say we're on friendly terms right now and I'd like to keep it that way because, your- you know, I- I- I got my start because of you, um, but to be- to be honest, I want to be honest and frank, y-uh, with you.

'''Chris''': Mm. Mm.

'''Alec''': Um, you made a couple of videos. And I don't- I don't watch all your videos but I-I do try to keep up, I mean I spent a lot of time drawing comics, so I don't have a lot of time to, y'know, watch videos anymore but um, I saw a couple of [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|videos]] where you, uh, you actually threatened me with uh, y'know, physical puni...

'''Chris''': [''interrupts''] Umm, yeah. Okay well...

'''Alec''': [''Trying to talk''] And that didn't make me feel--

'''Chris''': [''Talking over Alec''] I was uh, I was, well I was more aaangry back then because it was an immediate, uh, response, but now things have settled down and we're talking okay. [''Alec attempts to speak''] I can- I'll make- I can make a new video jus' saying like, you know, I apologize for those threats, and uh, that things are okay here.

'''Alec''': Okay and, and about uh, you um- also the video where you, uh... you wanted [[Patti Chandler|your- your dog]] to eat me, or something like that, you- you- your dog to eat my soul, I mean that- I- I- Like, the [[death threats]] were kind of scary to begin with, but that, that was just disturbing, Chris, I- [''trails off'']

'''Chris''': Mm, yeah, okay, okay yeah, well I'll- okay, well I- I'll take- I'll take that back as well, I'm sorry.

'''Alec''': Okay, and, and um, that- that kind of leads me into another point, um you, you're under the impression that, um... that I was, that I was besmirching your dog in my comic, and I'm not really sure what you mean by that. ['''Chris''' ''interrupts: Well, you're j- I- It's just tha-''] Could you explain to me?

'''Chris''': Okay well, the villain, the dog- the dog in your comic, i- it looks simila- it looks similar to my dog, especially around the green neckerchief and, uh, other parts that are green on that dog. ['''Alec''': ''Well, I mean, y'know, Chris, that's just...''] And the, and the shape of the dog, just looks like my dog.

'''Alec''': Well it's just a-a lot of dogs look like that, Chris, I mean a lot of... it- i- i- it's just a neckerchief, I mean, y'know, it's just a little flair for the dog. That doesn't mean it's your dog. I- Y'know...

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Alec''': I think- I think honestly you kind of make that, uh, assumption with a lot of my characters, 'cause it seems like you think that, um, a lot of my characters were y'know, like ripping off your characters, or- or even you yourself, because you said that Asperchu was...

'''Chris''': Yeah- Yeah, Buddha- Yeah, [[Obesity|Buddha belly]] and the [[Muscle bra|manboobs]] and the [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]...

'''Alec''': Well I mean, Chris, y- y'know, Asperchu is not a--

'''Chris''': Oh, and the [[Love quest|sweetheart search]] thing and the [[Crystal Weston Chandler|future daughter]].

'''Alec''': Well I mean, c- Asperchu's not a [[parody]], Chris, I mean he's an original creation, like...

'''Chris''': Okay... Uhhkay.

'''Alec''': You know, y'know, just because he has, y'know, the glasses, and the Buddha belly, and the- and- and the- the manboobs, and... and the goatee, you know, that doesn't make him a parody of you. I mean, that's... And y- and besides you said you had the past Budd-

==Part 2==

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| stardate = 22 [[January 2010]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]
| saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]
| previous = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]
| next = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]
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=== Transcript ===

'''Alec''': -I mean, how could it be a parody of you if, if your belly is in the past, and Asperchu has it currently?

'''Chris''': If I-if I, you, you mean if I, yeah, [[Lie|currently do not have the Buddha belly]].

'''Alec''': Well, e- e- exactly, so Asperchu can't be a parody of you, right?

'''Chris''': Okay. Well...

'''Alec''': I mean, doesn't that- that makes sense to me, does it... doesn't that make sense to you?

'''Chris''': Okay, I s- yeah, that's fine. Umm...

'''Alec''': I mean, it's just a little- it seems- it seems a little [[naïve]] to- to think that, y'know, Asperchu and- and e- everything are parodies of your char- I mean- I mean, I do include some of your characters in the comic, and those- those- yeah. But my original characters are purely original. Asperchu... nothing about Asperchu is a parody. [''Chris tries to interrupt, but Alec continues''] And actually- actually, I'd kinda... I'd kinda like you to, uh... when you issue your retraction video to, to um, y'know, to let everyone know that Asperchu is original and is not a parody in any way. Or- Or if there- there- y'know, I- and- oh, and, and you did mention that I don't have a disclaimer on my comics, but uh, that made me think I should create a disclaimer and so I did, um, so- so if there are- are any elements that look parodic, that, y'know, I'm covered.

'''Chris''': Yeah, okay, yeah. And also, yeah, guh- you definitely do reference, uh, my [[Sonichu]] and my [[CWCville]] and especially the [[Chaotic Combo]] recently.

'''Alec''': Well as you said those weren't yours, though. You said those were copies. You said those were just, you know, copies of...

'''Chris''': Yeah- yeah- your- yeah- your versions just, uh- are just, facsim- are just recreational recreations- recreated facsimilies. [''Chris and Alec talk over each other.''] Um, okay so let's agree to that...

'''Alec''': [''Trying to speak''] Can I ask-can I ask you, uh, something then, about the Chaotic Combo and Sonichu? If those were just facsimiles, those weren't really yours...

'''Chris''': No they were- no, they were all- actually they were all mine. ['''Alec''': ''Okay, so they- so then--''] They were all- they were originally mine.

'''Alec''': But, the ones that I drew, are those facsimiles or are those not? You're confusing me.

'''Chris''': Uhh...okay well...

'''Alec''': Because you, in your, uhh... in your comic, you came and you took them away, in yo- in your recent pages of your comic. I mean you said in- you said in- in the comics that those were mine, but, you know, so they must be original, right? [''Chris tries to interrupt, but Alec continues''] You said in the comic they weren't the Chaotic Combo, so they must be original. But then you came and took them. I-I don't get- and you renamed them and re- restyled them.

'''Chris''': [''finally manages to break in''] Listen, listen, okay. The Chaotic Combo, in my comics, before- be- beh- appeared before book number 10, and [''stuttering''] originated in CWCville, Virginia, not in Minnesota, those are originally mine. But the ones that you re-drew and, uh, gay- and then, uh, made them different from what the- from how they originally were, in my comics, then that's definitely, totally- nnyeah, that- fax- dax- facsimilies. Carbon copies...

'''Alec''': Mine? Then, why did you take them?

'''Chris''': Okay, well I mean-okay number one-

'''Alec''': And not just the Combo, you tried to retake my Asperchu. And Asperchu wasn't, you know, a copy of anything. You- you renamed him [[Mitch Sonichu]]. I mean, Asperchu's mine. You- I don't really appreciate that.

'''Chris''': Hm.

'''Alec''': You know, you accuse me of thievery, but then you go and take- and try to take my Asperchu.

'''Chris''': Okay well you did- Okay well no- you did take my [[Sonichu]], and, uh, make him claim to be the original one, and you did claim orig- you did m- you did make it obvious in your comics where he was the h- where he was the original one, from the city of [[CWCville]], and even worse you made him brother to Asperchu, and uh, with the homosexual tendencies and whatnot, even when you redrew- even when you drew the, uh... when you drew the Chaotic Combo hedgehogs, you made [[Wild]] a [[Homos|homosexual]] even when he is not.

'''Alec''': Well, but Wild's- that Wild's not your's. What does it matter if- if my Wild's gay? I mean, I felt it was- felt it was depth to the character, I was just trying to give them a little personality. An- An- And the homosexual references, okay this is something that came up before...

'''Chris''': Okay well listen, okay well aside from the [''unintelligible''] Sonichu-

'''Alec''': Asperchu has a girlfriend, Dixie Chu.

'''Chris''': [''pause''] Um... No, actually, I read further in [[Asperchu (comic)|the book]] and Dixie Chu dumped his ass.

'''Alec''': Eh- Well... C'mon, she doesn't- she doesn't- she doesn't- no, she doesn't mean that, she doesn't mean that. They're, they're destined to be together, Chris, I mean, you c- can't you see those undertones? I mean that's- that's where this whole comic is going. And besides, he's shown he's straight, I mean even if a girl does dump him, what does it matter? He... He went after a girl. He didn't go after a boy. Like you said, Sonichu is his brother, I mean, why would he... you know, even if he was gay why would he go for his brother? That's just- that's just sick. I mean, why would you think that?

'''Chris''': [''Sigh''] Yeah, anyway, oka- okay, well, i- in your comi- listen, how about this, in your comics, when you, uh, in the future, or in re-or in re-referencing the past pages, the, uh, Sonichu that is Asperchu's brother, you just refer to him as "Michael," and the Wild you'd refer to him as "Bobby", and the [[Angelica]], "Trisha," et cetera, just like I said in my pages. And "Mitch" can be Asperchu's nickname.

'''Alec''': But, Chris, those aren't really their characters' names. I mean, Bobby and- and Mitch and- and- and... I- I forget the other names, I- I- I think you renamed [[Bubbles]] "Kitty," something like that. I mean those aren't, those aren't their- their names. They have the same names as your Chaotic Combo.

'''Chris''': Okay but, okay but you see, when I gave the, c- the, uh, Chaotic chara- Chaotic Combo characters those names, originally, in my books, those would be their nick- those would be their nicknames, just, I mean- they're all Sonichus and Rosechus indivi- individually, but they're just of different types, like uh, you w- like, uh, without the nickname, Wild, he would be Grass Sonichu, Bubbles would be Water Rosechu, Flying Rosechu, [[Punchy|Fighting Sonichu]], [[Magi-chan|Psychic Sonichu]], et cetera...

'''Alec''': Okay, I- I understand what you're sayi- well see, there's- there's one of the- there's one of the differences, though, because in my comic, those are really their names. I mean, you know, Angelica, Punchy, Bubbles, Magi-chan...

'''Chris''': No no, you see- no, you see, in MY- y- y- y'see, in- but- the- but those are actually their names in MY book. In my book.

'''Alec''': Their nicknames, you said. In my comic they're their actual names. That's the difference.

'''Chris''': No, I'm- I'm talking in reference to the Pokémon game, you know, if you wanted to na- if you wanted to give- if you wanted to name your Bulbasaur, they call it giving it a nickname, but really it's just giving them their NAME. So, therefore, the grass Sonichu in my book is Wild, the water Rosechu in my books are Bubbles, et cetera, et cetera, so-

'''Alec''': Y- You know, Chris-

'''Chris''': I- It- It wou- It would work better if you just take the nickna- the uh, names I suggested for your var- for your variations of those characters and just reference to them as such.

'''Alec''': Chris, um, my characters aren't Pokémon, though. I don't draw Pokémon. That's not how it works in my comic.

'''Chris''': Y-yeah you have been drawing Pokémon, Sonichu is an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

'''Alec''': I- I thought he was a- a Sonichu, I mean... I thought that- I thought that was, like, a species...

'''Chris''': Sonichu is an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. If you read back in bo- in my [[Sonichu 0|Book Number Zero]], I re- I make it perfectly clear that Sonichu and Rosechu are Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.

'''Alec''': Um, oh, okay. Um, well, I think the point of confusion there is, um, where their- like, I've never seen any Poké Balls in your comic, or- or trainers, or any of those other Pokémon elements, you know? Like, shouldn't they live in Poké Balls?

'''Chris''': Yes, there's a Poké Ball that specially catches Sonichus and Rosechus called the [[S-Chu Ball]], and there is- there is a reference to that within the books. The crystals were the [[Sonichu Ball]] crystals, before I decided to rename them Chaotic Crystals, and we do have a train- we have two trainers. [[Naitsirhc]] was a Pokémon trainer, he had a [[Zapdos]], he had a red [[Gyarados]], he had a [[Mewtwo]]...

'''Alec''': Okay, but Chris, those are- those are like Zapdos, and Mewtwo, and Gyarados, I mean does anyone-Sonichu lives in a house, doesn't he, I mean he lives like a- like a person-

'''Chris''': Yeah, yeah, okay well you see, he was originally a wild Pokémon in the original Sonichu, but the original Rosechu was originally a [[Raichu]] that was caught and trained by the Pokémon trainer [[Kel|Kellie, Kel for short]].

'''Alec''': But, they live on their own now. I mean when they became Sonichu and Rosechu, they're- they're people, right? I mean they live like people, they have jobs like people. Sonichu has a job, doesn't he? I mean, what does he do?

'''Chris''': Yeah well you see, yeah, well, see- yeah, well, in that case, Kel wanted- Kel wanted to move on with her Pokémon trainer career, but Rosechu and Sonichu wanted to live happy, individual lives togedder, s-

==Part 3==
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| previous = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]
| next = [[#Part 4|Part 4]]
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=== Transcript ===

'''Chris''': -so upon realizing that, Kel just let them go, just like [[Wikipedia:Ash Ketchum|Ash]] released his Butterfree so he can go mate with the pink Butterfree.<ref>[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/EP021]</ref>

'''Alec''': Oh. Well I uh, I actually didn't know any of that. But I di-I digress, um, the point is-the point is that Asperchu and my version of the Chaotic Combo, all those characters, those are not Pokémon in my comics, I mean, Pokémon don't exist in the world of Asperchu. Because, you see, like Asperchu, he lives in his grandparent's house, he is a person.

'''Chris''': Hm. Yeah, okay well my-

'''Alec''': [''overlapping''] My Sonichu is a person, my Chaotic Combo are people...

'''Chris''': Okay well, okay, alright, but that still makes it sound like my characters when you talk about THE Sonichu from CWCville...

'''Alec''': They're not your characters, we've established that. They're not yours, I mean, they're my characters. [''Trying to talk over Chris''] Original. My comic is not a parody.

'''Chris''': Okay, Sonichu and Rosechu, I actually have paper-registered copyrights on those so I COULD sue you, but I'm trying to resolve this peacefully.

'''Alec''': You have-okay, so you have the copyright-

'''Chris''': Yeah, look under the copyright section of the-on the CWCipedia. It actually has the scan of the paper from the Virginia Library of Congress as well as the envelope it came in.

'''Alec''': You have a copyright of Sonichu.

'''Chris''': Yes.

'''Alec''': But you said Sonichu's a Pokémon, right, I mean I'm pretty sure Nintendo has the copyright claim to Pokémon.

'''Chris''': Still, it's Sonichu.

'''Alec''': I mean, I might just wanna contact Nintendo just to make sure everything's okay, to make sure I'm not stepping on their toes.

'''Chris''': They have been contacted before, and everything's okay, you don't need to do that.

'''Alec''': But, I mean, well then, how can you hold the copyright to a Pokémon-

'''Chris''': The Virginia Library of Congress has allowed me-

'''Alec''': Well, the Virginia Library of Congress, you know, can't tell Nintendo what to do, they can't tell Nintendo to just hand over copyrights to their creations, to just anybody. I mean, you know, Nintendo could take the Virginia Library of Congress to court and say, hey wait a minute, you know, you issued this copyright illegally.

'''Chris''': [''Massive Stress Sigh'']

'''Alec''': It's just the Library of Congress.

'''Chris''': [''mumbling unintelligibly''] Okay look, let's just agree to uh, this is-what we're talking about right now just seems pointless to what we were originally talking about. Let's just agree that,uh-

'''Alec''': I don't think it's pointless, I mean I'm just trying to establish the... I mean you said you could sue me, I don't want to, you know, just let that go, I mean I don't want to get sued, nobody wants to get sued. I just don't understand how you could sue me-that's what I'm confused on, I mean, you're confusing me, Chris. I mean, call me naïve, but this is-I just don't get exactly what you're getting at.

'''Chris''': Okay well-okay yeah, I'm trying to prevent from having to go into the legal issues as well, so-

'''Alec''': Well I appreciate that, but I just don't understand how you have a legal ground to sue me, I mean, because Pokémon-

'''Chris''': -because I-because I do hold the copyright to Sonichu.

'''Alec''': But Sonichu's a Pokémon.

'''Chris''': [''flustered''] Look, let's just rewind, can we-can we-let's just rewind and go back to what we agreed on before, you know re-uh-readjusting the advertisement signs and uh, giving me, a possible CWCipedia ad on the Asperpedia, and, we just-let the Sonichu in your book be known as-be known as Michael Sonichu, as well as the other Sonichus and Rosechus of the Chaotic Combo, of my Chaotic Combo, let's just rename them the names I suggested in my book-

'''Alec''': Umm.

'''Chris''': In your book.

'''Alec''': Alright, like I said I'll talk to Mao about the ads; as far as the renaming goes, if you're-I guess you can make up some characters, Mike Sonichu, Mitch Sonichu and whatever, that's your comic book, if you want to create those characters that's fine. I mean, like I said I'm not going to rename my characters.

'''Chris''': [''Sigh'']

'''Alec''': And-and you know now that you bring this back to the table, another thing that kind of vexed me in your comic was that you as a, you as uh, [[Collosal Chan]]-was it Collosal Chan or Collosal Chu? I don't recall-

'''Chris''': It is Collosal-it is Collosal Chris-chan, that'd be me in my super form after releasing the seven Chaotic Crystals, or the "Sonichu Ball Crystals" as they are also known as.

'''Alec''': Okay. So Collosal Chris-chan and uh, Sonichu, and he was in his [[Ultra Sonichu|ultra form]], I think-you two came to, well first of all you saw the drawing of Asperchu's house and you mistook that as my house. Just to clarify, that's not my house, [[14 Branchland Court|I made up that house, that-that came out of nowhere, I just decided hey, you know, a big dull-looking happy house]], that'd be funny as Asperchu's home, but, but anyway, you thought it was my house and you came to what you thought was my house and you broke into my house and after breaking and entering-which is a crime, by the way-you proceeded to hack into my computer, and I think you deleted the entire Asperpedia website, and then you deleted all my files of Asperchu comics and everything else, and then I think you stole some [[Dating education|dating program]] or something that you thought was on my-I, I mean this is a multitude of crimes, Chris, that was criminal intent. I mean, why did you do that, you know, those are illegal acts.

'''Chris''': [''sigh'']

'''Alec''': You know, I mean, that's not a nice thing to do.

'''Chris''': [''defensively''] Yeah, well it wasn't very nice taking the Sonichu that was originally from CWCville, and then claiming him to be Asperchu's brother. [''burps''] Excuse me.

'''Alec''': Chris, I didn't show Asperchu breaking into Sonichu's house and destroying valuable documents on his computer. I mean this comic is going to be my lifeblood, this is my franchise, this is my multimedia empire I'm trying to build here, and you just destroyed it on a whim. I mean, why did you do that? I-I just don't get that. Asperchu ne-Asperchu has been nice to Sonichu since they've met, they've been friends and they've treated each other like brothers, and they fought battles side by side. I mean haven't you ever had a website hacked before? I have, it sucks, you know, do you know what it feels like to have your videos and computer hacked?

'''Chris''': I-I have, truly I have, and it was not very nice; I had the original Sonichu site, which was [[CWC's Sonichu Site]] simply, originally on the Tripod web server, hacked into by one [[Clyde Cash]].

'''Alec''': Well then you know how much it sucks, why would you do it to another person? I mean it's one thing if it never happened to you, if it never happened to you it's still bad but you can claim ignorance, but, but you-it happened to you, and then you turned around and did it to me. I mean, [[Chris and hypocrisy|why the double standard, Chris]], why is it okay to hack into my computer and destroy my files?

'''Chris''': [''Groans, then sighs''] Okay I'm gonna go ahead and- cause you gave me permission to call you, and I'm going to call you, naï- [''static cuts off Chris before he completes the word 'naïve' '']

'''Alec''': Chris, you're cutting off.

'''Chris''': Because I have-I have tried to explain to you as clearly as possible, in my own best words I could come up with, that I'm getting tired of this long, drawn-out conversation, that obviously you're just too naïve to understand! Think about it! Think long and hard-read all my comic pages, from [[Sonichu 0|book number zero]] to the last-to the current page-

'''Alec''': ...help me understand why you threatened me in videos and-and drew yourself breaking into my house and committing multiple felonies. That's what I'm asking an explanation for, I mean the ads, and the naming issue, we settled that, this is a new issue and I'm trying to talk it out with you.

'''Chris''': Okay, yeah okay, well you referenced the Sonichu in your book to be the one from CWCville, and then making him, without my permission, Asperchu's brother. And then without my permission, you took the-

==Part 4==
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| stardate = 22 [[January 2010]]
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| previous = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]
| next = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]
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=== Transcript ===

'''Chris''': -you recreated the Chaotic Combo, and then reformatted their personalities in more ways than one, without my permission! And then you go kill-and then you go kill off with blood and gore detail, and then your recreation of Angelica-the flyer, the grass, and the fighter, who are also known as Angelica, Wild, and Punchy! How do you think I feel about that, how would you like it if I went into blood and gory detail of slicing and dicing Jonas Chu, that green one, [''Alec tries to interrupt''] Jivin, and Max? I'm sorry, what?

'''Alec''': Oh, I just said the green one is, is Peter Chu. Um, okay, I understand why you're angry, but didn't we already establish that the characters I drew are not related to your Chaotic Combo? I mean, in your [[mailbag]], I've seen a lot of people have written to you about the Chaotic Combo, and, you know, other Asperchu similarities and things like that, and your response, almost always, is Alec Benson Leary and Asperchu have no relation to you whatsoever-

'''Chris''': [''sigh''] In reference to the business, as in like, you know, I actually never originally gave you or Mao permission to put the ads on the CWCipedia in the first place, especially in such large proportions where I had to scroll down to even edit the page or even to log in. But I never even gave you permission to put the ads in the introductory box, which is [[Chris and the law|a felony]] that [[Jack Thaddeus]] has violated before-

'''Alec''': Yeah, yeah that Jack guy, that's the name of the guy I know that Mao bought the adspace from. He told me. But um, as I understand the way the ads work is you know, if a website hosts, you know, public adspace that can be purchased for advertising, anybody can buy the rights to advertise.

'''Chris''': Yeah, I get that.

'''Alec''': Yeah, so I mean, how is that illegal that I purchased the adspace? And you said it was illegal, you said it was wrongful a number of times, I know you've used that word-

'''Chris''': Yeah. Because I was not in the loop about this...

'''Alec''': Well, that's between you and your web manager. You should be in the loop about it, I agree about that, you should be in the loop about it. But I can't be held responsible if you didn't get that information from your webmaster.

'''Chris''': [''Sigh''] Alright, well listen, the battery power on my phone is running low, perhaps we could talk again another time. You take care-you take care, stay safe, bye now.

'''Alec''': I'd like to talk-[''cuts off'']

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== Sources ==
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* [http://www.mediafire.com/?7mwd23w3a7wdcv7 Audio download]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNQNdjFES7o The call on YouTube]
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What's up? I've been a follower and reader of this wiki for a long time, but only got around to making an account in 2015, after finally deciding to help out with transcribing audio.