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<div>[[Image:SoulCalibur3box.jpg|thumb|''Soul Calibur III'']]<br />
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'''''Soul Calibur''''', often shorted to '''''SC''''' and also spelled '''''Soulcalibur''''', is a weapon-fighting game franchise created by Namco. While the series has a hardcore following, it's also famous for being easy to pick up &ndash; perhaps too easy, if Chris is of any indication.<br />
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==The series and Chris==<br />
Chris's favorite character is [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Soul series#Cassandra|Cassandra Alexandra]].<ref>[[Mumble 6]]</ref> [[Mimms]] also said that he used Cassandra in [[Card games#UFS (Ultimate Fighting System) TCG|the UFC trading card game]]. This is possibly for no other reason besides the fact that he favors attractive female characters in all other games.<br />
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In the infamous facerape scene of [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage"|Episode 17]] of the [[comic]], [[Rosechu]] seems to duplicate [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Soul series#Sophitia|Sophitia]]'s B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (''Soul Edge'') or "Holy Cracker" (''Soulcalibur'' series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell," which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to ''not'' shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.<br />
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Chris loved to create his enemies in ''[[Wikipedia:Soulcalibur III|Soulcalibur III]]'' and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has threatened to do this to various people, including the fan artist [[Evan]] and anyone who dared draw a [[pickle]] on his female cartoon characters.<br />
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In the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promises CWC and [[Sonichu]]-related DLC for ''[[Wikipedia:Soulcalibur IV|Soulcalibur IV]]''. With the most advanced boob physics to date this series has seen, the public at large would probably rather ''not'' see that pack come to fruition. (Unless [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is included, naturally.)<br />
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===Soul Megan===<br />
Apparently he and [[Megan Schroeder]] were dedicated players of the arcade version, too, judging by e-mails discussing the purchasing of horribly overpriced weapon and ability cards to be used with the coin-op game. <br />
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One aspect of Chris's Megan obsession included creating a character of Megan in the game, which reportedly gave her the creeps. (Sadly, this probably wouldn't even crack the top-ten when it comes to unpleasant Megan-related behavior from Chris.)<br />
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===Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh===<br />
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{{quote|The EPIC Battle between the High-Functioning [[Autistic]] Warrior who was only searching for TRUE LOVE, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|EVIL WITCH]] of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] who previously SHATTERED HIS HEART AND SOUL by making it OBVIOUS that it was ILLEGAL to have a [[Sweetheart]] of the opposite gender in Virginia... "[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS]]!"}}<br />
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| name = SOUL CALIBUR: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh<br />
| image = {{#ev:youtube|rgEQINfsJSM}}<br />
| Stardate = 1 [[May 2007]]<br />
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| Performance Style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| Other = {{Direct Feed|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE#Watch|Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]<br />
| next = [[Chop_Chop_Master_Onion's_Rap_Showdown#Master_Onion_A-La_Mode|Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]<br />
}}<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[CWC Fighter]]<br />
*[[Ivy]]<br />
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==Sauces==<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?t2mvjgzqdod Original file]<br />
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