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User talk:Clydec

2010-06-27T21:33:13Z

BabyNeko: /* Ban me */

Previously on User Talk: 
[[User: Clydec/Archive 1]]

== Do you own a Hex-Box or life upgrade? ==

If so, see also: {{tl|Hex-Box}} and/or {{tl|PS3}} --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:47, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*no [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:48, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Just Curious about art==
Do you know how to draw or do anything artistic? (not AUTSITIC, Artistic) [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

== Yo ==
Hey Clyde? Can you ban 16BitAlex? He's being a whiney bitch and an attention whore now and he's just stirring up trouble. I present my evidence against him; [[User:16BitAlex|His user page]], and [[User talk:Delabonte#Messages to Alex|Delabonte's talk page,]]. I know you probably won't, but it's worth a shot. Can you get rid of him? Please? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:44, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*Hold on. Fucker's blanked the page. Go [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=User:16BitAlex&oldid=99367 here]. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== Ban me ==
Someone keeps getting into my account...by that someone I mean my siblings....please just ban me.. [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

*Are you not able to change a password? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 11:56, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Well...The thing is..IDK who really is getting into it...I think it might be my siblings...or it might be my parents monitoring shit. But still...just ban me...I dont care... [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

*You, sir, are an idiot. A rolled gold [[User:16BitAlex]] sized idiot. What is it with you Asperpedia morons? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:16, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

......Thats it.....thats fucking it......Just ban me...[[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

no [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:34, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

If you want a suggestion: type out some random giberish and change your password to that. Then when you next log out you can't ever get back in because you don't know the password anymore. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:55, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Fucking passwords! How do they work!?!?! [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 19:42, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
*Fucking memes, how do they work? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 20:26, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:59, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Goodbye.
:Fucking finally, you've dragged this on for half a day now. Fucking attention whore trying to whore attention. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:25, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

you know, it really takes one to know one.

User talk:Delabonte

2010-06-27T21:32:14Z

BabyNeko: /* Messages to Alex */

At least you get the joke. YOUR AN HERO TO ME, DELABONTE! --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:34, 2 May 2009 (CEST)

Oh lol, my bad. Was in grammar nazi mode, fixing typos. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:10, 2 May 2009 (CEST)

==Congratulations!==

You were mentioned in the [[Rollin' and Trollin'|new video]]. Nice. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:48, 17 July 2009 (CEST)

*Thanks. This calls for a box to go on my userpage. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:59, 18 July 2009 (CEST)
:*Oh Lord, I just your pro tip on your user page and I LOL'd. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:33, 9 September 2009 (CEST)

==Lovely Weather==
"Sex under false pretence IS statutory rape. Also saying Chris raped his future wife is funnier."

I'm not going to sit here and have an edit war with you, but I believe you are mistaken, Mr. ex-Minister. I can find ''no'' evidence of sex under false pretense being considered rape of any kind. It certainly is sexual assault, but I can't find any legitimate site that claims it to be rape (aside from random postings of failtowns on forums). Unless you can provide some evidence, I'd say that you're simply wrong about that.

On top of that, you're right in saying that it's "funnier" to say that he raped her, but that's not the point. We're supposed to document what actually happened/was implied. We don't need to make up things to make Chris look like more of a douche; he does that for us enough as it is. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 04:15, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*You're... You're kidding, right? If she doesn't know who he is, and thinks he is someone else, she cannot give consent. Sex without consent is rape. You're pretty gross for arguing that's not what happened, because it totally is. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 04:26, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*She ''thinks'' she knows who he is, though. He deceived her and got her to willingly consent to sex with him. That's not ''rape''. It's sexual assault. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 04:30, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*Every weekend, I'm over at a singles' bar in the area. I always lie out of my ass just to get laid. One week I'm an airplane pilot, the other I'm a venture capitalist, one day I was even a comic book artist. And now you're telling me I'm a rapist? --[[User:Lynxr|Lynxr]] 04:46, 11 December 2009 (CET)
::*Of course she ''thinks'' she does; that's part of the deception. Look, if I dress up like Jimmy Hill and go over to your house and you go "Oh God, Jimmy Hill!" then tear off my clothes and go down on me (cause u gay like that), then I rip off my mask after jizzing on your face and go "Surprise! I'm really Internet Comedian SonichuIs44!" I've raped you. You consented to sex with Jimmy Hill, not with me. Even if I never reveal I'm not Jimmy Hill, I've raped you; you never consented to sex with me. You could at least try arguing it's not rape based on the fact that she's having sex with Chris either way. And pray tell what is the difference between rape and sexual assault?
:::Lynxr, you're not telling them that you're someone else though; if you convinced them you're really Tom Hanks, but you're not (I'll assume you're not), you've deceived them. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 04:48, 11 December 2009 (CET)

:::"It certainly is sexual assault" - what do you think rape is? Time-travel sexual assault laws have yet to be tested, but from where I stand if you have sex with someone knowingly under false pretense, then it's not fully consensual. Also, this is the CWCki not the supreme court. And saying Chris travelled through time to rape his future wife is still funnier. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:53, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:::*You both have a interesting definitions of consent. What you're saying is that it isn't consent unless she knows the full truth. That's... horribly illogical and simply untrue. Now, specifically for Sonichuis44, the difference between rape and sexual assault is that rape is entirely forced and without consent (or in some cases of statutory rape, simply consensual sex with a minor). Chris ''has consent'' in this case, whether you want to admit that or not. She willingly did it with him, and not under threats or force (unless there's something he's not telling us about this fictional story that he, himself, made up in the first place). It's as simple as that. Maybe what he did violated her, maybe she really wouldn't care all that much if she knew the truth, but it doesn't really matter, but it seems pretty obvious that she agreed to it. Back to the point, though, rape is a ''subset'' of sexual assault. Sexual assault involves undesired sexual contact, but it might not involve intercourse in any way (such as sexual touching), or, even if it does... well... that's relative to who's making the rules in whatever jurisdiction. Some things that are generally considered sexual assault in most places are mitigated to full-blown rape status in other places and vice versa. I don't really care to get too into that, but the fact of the matter is that he had her consent, and that's what's relevant here. However, I'm done arguing about this fictional story. Further arguing about a sexual encounter that never happened, nor ever could (as time-travel like that is, from a logical standpoint, absolutely impossible), seems ridiculous. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 05:17, 11 December 2009 (CET)

*Don't bring logic into this. Also, Chris agrees with you: "You are misunderstood, it was not rape; She mistook me for my future self, and She Asked Me to have sex with her.". This means you are wrong. Good day sir. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:31, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*We may have had a tense discussion, and you may well have been a piss-poor Minister of Defense, but... I've decided that I like you, Seinor Delabonte. Your lulziness rating qualifies you for the much-coveted Badge of Lulziness and All-Around Goodness, which you may apply for by filling out the form that will be mailed to you shortly. Please allow blah blah blah blah. Good day. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 06:54, 11 December 2009 (CET)

== Temporary ban ==

Dude, Cody is a newfag but he's trying his best from what I've seen thus far. I don't give a fuck of he's a juggalo elsewhere and as I told BlueSpike, I'm not banning him from CWCki unless he starts shit here. As I said [[User_talk:Wwwwolf#Question|here]], I will not ban a user unless they do shit on the CWCki like harass users, vandalism, etc.

Delabonte, I am disappoint, son. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:53, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

*I apologise. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 13:52, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

== PRO TIP ==

With the welcome template, you have to manually enter your user name so if a new user wanted to ask you a question, there would be a direct link, so it'd look like <nowiki>{{welcome|Delabonte}}</nowiki> and it would provide a link to your talk page where they can ask you a question. Yeah, it's lame but I'm not sure if the process can be automated or anything. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:58, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== I love you ==

For your "Not a forum" template. You've made me proud.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:39, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

== User Pages ==

I don't know who you are you what you are, and I don't really care - but don't edit userpages of others. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:15, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

I should have known. You are a PVCC member and a member of the old guard. A newfag like me has no chance. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 01:47, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
*You keep repeating this like it's going to make me respect you but continuing with your Autistic actions. Don't shit on my cupcake and tell me it's icing. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:07, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
*Hi 16BitAlex. I was informed I'm not allowed to call you a fag on your talk page. So, hi. Fag. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 04:39, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
:*HEY GUISE, I MADE A VIDEO THAT WARDS OFF FAGGOTS...

{{#ev:youtube|T0HpSVvGOnQ}}

::LET ME KNOW IF IT WORKS. ALSO, 16BITALEX TOLD ME HE COVERED HIS DICK IN APPLESAUCE AND LIKED IT. THEN HE ERASED IT TO HIDE THAT FACT. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 07:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

*This is good and you should feel good. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:57, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

==Messages to Alex==

Why did you eat your homework? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:57, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:It tasted better than apples.
:
:And, I cannot accept. To me, eating apples is equivalent to dressing in women's garments, and unlike Chris, I do not have a desire to be a woman (see Crystal the twin sister). --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 14:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

:BTW, I approve of my quote on your user page, unlike that last one. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 16:33, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

1) I have no desire for your approval.
2) We're not singling you out here. All PVCC members have to undergo a test of loyalty. This is yours. If you are too cowardly to complete it please refrain from bitching about the PVCC being a closed community, and remember that you had your chance. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:50, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

:(since Gary was a loser and Ash was here last time) This was against my personal beliefs. Almost anything that didn't involve eating or drinking a vile "healthy" substance, I might have done. And then you have the nerve to spit in my face after you gave me a task I could and would not complete. I AM NOT A COWARD. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 03:02, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Do you understand the sacrifices people have made to join the PVCC? Trolling Chris at this level requires nerves of steel. It requires somebody willing to face their worst fear. As you yourself have said, you cannot eat an apple. '''You are a coward''' and I was wrong to ever think you were one of us. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:44, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:What Delabonte said. I have seen trolls go to the highest highs and the lowest lows to achieve lulz. And you? You won't even eat a fucking fruit. '''That shows you are completely and totally spineless.''' Getting into the PVCC usually involves proving that you are not a faggot. You haven't. What the hell makes you think you would last 5 minutes in there? We're not spitting in your face, you are spitting in ours. Basically, you want to sit around with your thumb up your ass and be worthless yet still hang out with people who do more than play Rock Band all day. '''Go back to your plastic instruments you sniveling, chicken-shit, coward.''' --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::My 360's dead, remember? No more Rock Band for me. I literally have nothing. I can't get a job because I haven't worked a day in my life, and no one will hire a rookie. And who said I wanted to post there? I'd just lurk moar there. Better than lurking in /cwc/. What are these highest highs and lowest lows? I am pretty sure fruit is not one of them. I will not stop until I am in. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 16:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Heh, I'm watching this unfold and I'd just like to comment that I love how you are acting just like Chris. You apparently won't be useless because your shitty game broke. Because your game broke, you have nothing, which is like Chris except his games haven't broken yet (yet he has equally little in real life). You expect people to pity you because you've never contributed to society. You have a sense of entitlement that you think earns you the right to walk through a locked door and just sit on the inside. People get into PVCC because they want to not be useless pieces of shit all day. Lurking is not what they do. God damn. Fuck a fruit basket. (inb4 not a forum/trolling, I have a need to speak my mind that borders on faggotry, I know, but it isn't trolling.) :3 [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:10, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::"Not a forum" is for article talk pages. If only society gave me a chance to contribute. Society gave Chris a chance. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 17:14, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Jesus Christ, you really are a '''sniveling coward'''. More than I even imagined. There's a hole in your story. It says right on your user page <blockquote>"...but I wish I could contribute to the troll efforts.."</blockquote> and now you tell us you just want to sit on the sidelines. I know why there's a change to your tune. '''You're afraid'''. As for highs and lows, it seems you are also an illiterate dipshit. Do you think field agents want to be around Chris? Do you think that people walk around in pickle suits in public for fun? Some of the trolls have suffered severe embarrassment and just plain disgusting situations. You can't even eat an apple so you can "lurk moar" on a fucking forum. That is the '''epitome of cowardice'''. No wonder you have a pathetic life. You are too scared to do anything except '''nothing'''. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 17:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

:::::Alex. Listen man, I don't support Delabonte by any means. If I were in your position, then i'd be pissed off too. But speaking as an onlooker of this argument you have gotten yourself into: If Chris has taught us anything then it's to not feed the trolls. With that in mind, stop talking. Stop talking right now, move to a new account to escape the trolling, and spend the rest of your online days lurking quietly and not getting involved in PVCC related arguments. Seriously, you don't wanna fight these guys. You will lose. Remember who owns this site. I'm just sayin' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::If I had any logical place to QFT, be damn sure that I would. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Any place to what now? Sorry, i'm not up on my internet speak lately. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:36, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Eh, sorry. Quote for truth. Common on forums when someone agrees with another to such an extent that they can't think of a way to put it better themselves. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:38, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::Oh. Thank you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I go for all or nothing. In this case, I've got "very little" - no job, a bad reputation here, but at least the knowledge of Chris. "All" would be being a respected member of the PVCC. "Nothing" would be a life ruined by being trolled.

As I hold out, am I not demonstrating my nerves of steel? --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 17:43, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Knowledge of Chris is easily accessible and so not worth two shits. You're still trying for pity, which is only going to be met with "Fuck you" round these parts. Let me be the first. Fuck you. Also, at this rate, even if you skip this account and start fresh, your petty attitude and general lack of merit means you can never be respected by PVCC. Lern2internet, then come back in a few months once you get your shit sorted out. Final point: "nerves of steel" got a laugh out of me. You're putting up with a few people on the internet. That isn't hard. You won't even eat a fruit for fuck's sake. Drop the "nerves of steel" shit and start trying to find something you actually DO have. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:51, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::You heard me the first time when I said I have nothing. The rotten school system taught me nothing. The more I put up with this, the more I sympathize with Chris. In fact, I might have to find a former friend of mine to Ian Brandon Anderson and take his identity just so I have something. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 18:41, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Alex. Your doing it wrong. This is not the best course of action. I tried saying it nicely and tried to give you some good advice. Let me now try putting it another way:

:::Being a whiney bitch does not get you respect. Shut the fuck up before you dig yourself in any deeper. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Holding out gives you "nerves of steel"? That's hilarious. You are too scared to eat a fruit. '''Coward'''. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 21:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

What can I do, after shutting up and admitting defeat? I can't exactly get a life yet, since as I said, I'm unhireable, and I have two more dreadful years of school left. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 21:46, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Oh no! You have to go to school! What kind of dirty trolls made you do that?! It's good to see that you're blaming them for the problems in your life, [[100_2178.MOV|just like Chris]]. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::I'm not blaming the trolls for making me go to school. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 22:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Oh, don't be such a slow-in-the-mind. In a phrase with two potential subjects, the thing smart people do is choose the one that makes sense. Might be a bit of a stretch, when one factors in the fact you have a fear of FRUIT, but still, I expected more. 0/10 try harder. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:27, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

seriously, you have shown 0 reasons why you deserve a pvcc account. ZERO. you're never getting an account. ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:22, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

SHUT UP ALEX! JESUS CHRIST! Alex, I had more sympathy for you when you were just being trolled for being a dumbass. Stop being such a self absorbed little bitch and GTFO! Take my advice and just adopt a new name. I don't give a shit about how horrible your real life is! No-one does! This is the internet! You can sort out any real life shit on you own time. Here though, you actually have a chance to save your reputation by starting a new identity and just never letting anyone know who you are. Your certainly not ever getting respected this way, and Clyde just told you that you have 0 chance of getting into PVCC now. So leave! DO IT FAGGOT! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Having been dox'd, they'd probably remember my IP address. I will never be able to escape this identity. It's too late for me to turn back. It is my life mission to get into the PVCC and become a respected member.

I don't care if I never get china, I don't care if I have to live on the monthly tugboat.

I'm probably irredeemable at this point. It would take a sex change for me to be able to in good conscience eat that apple. You've pushed me to the point where I start bleeding Honest Content. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 22:45, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

OH DEAR LORD!!!!! Now I know what the White Knights go through when they first realise that Chris can't be helped. This is it! This torturous feeling I get trying to get through to you! A feeling of my very soul being chained down and laughed at as I try to fight against an unmoving brick wall! It's the most horrific thing I have ever felt! '''WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!''' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:52, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Having trolled people quite a lot (it's what motivated me to come here, and I still do it regularly) I can tell you that this is about at the stage where he has the "brilliant" and "original" idea where he is backed into a corner so he pretends he was actually trolling us the whole time. He's using Chris terminology to try to lighten the mood. Troll victory GET... Except this time this isn't trolling. Oh, and he's planning to deny this comment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh, and check his page. He's an emo now too. Figures. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:59, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

What am I? Possibly the next Chris. After all, the same dysfunctional school system, Chesterfield County Public Schools, produced the both of us. Anyone who went to school there and turned out normal probably had some kind of deity, good or evil, on their side to give them the brainpower and willpower. I, unfortunately, am an atheist, giving me no resistance against the defective education.

I have seen my purpose, and it is to be a lolcow. Trolls, move your home base from Charlottesville to Richmond. It's the lolcow capital of the world now.

Had you not launched the attack on RuleCWC, this would have never happened. But, had you seen through me when I listed my similarities to Chris on the original version of my user page, you would have found that out sooner. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 23:09, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

:Would you please just shut up and start slitting your wrists already? I've already given you some very good advice. And don't give me that shit about IP tracking. People have beter things to do than hunt you down. Just get a different account and don't start any more shit and your safe. Why is this so hard to comprehend? This would be over already if you didn't keep whining about it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:13, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:If I had to choose between a stereotypical emo useless piece of shit and this guy, the stereotypical emo would win. That places 16Bit on par with furries on my Scale of Respect. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:15, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::Funny you should say that. I am a former furry. To be more precise, I was along the lines of Alix Henroil, only with Sally instead of Sonic as the target of my affections. Emphasis on former. Even I don't like furries anymore. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 23:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Wow, there really ISN'T anything good about you. Why the fuck is an emo furfag on a troll site to begin with? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:27, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Emo/former furfag, thank you. I ditched the latter to become the former. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 23:32, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Once a fag, always a fag. You cannot grow out of a sickness. Both are attention whore wastes of space, so I always figured it was more of a package deal. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm going to pop over to /cwc/ for a moment to consult the anons about the best COA. Hold down the fort here for me, would you? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:28, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Can do. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:31, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::Waiting for a response now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:45, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I got some replies. [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/48074.html See here] --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:04, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Eh, they have a point. I guess we could just wait until he bawwws and then get someone to deliver the b&hammer. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

::I suppose, but as I said in the thread, I don't think you can be banned just for being a whiney emo furfag attention whore. Unless we have any rouge Jerkops out there who might be willing to help? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:19, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Remember, I was a decent editor until I cracked. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:22, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*Looking over your edits, you were a shit editor. This makes sense since you don't have access to the PVCC to learn all of the current troll goings on. Oh well, given what a huge coward you are, and that you will never join PVCC as a result, I guess you will always be a shit editor.[[User:Raticus|Raticus]] 20:12, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Shut up. You have lost your right to free speech. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Alright then. Anon have spoken. They say to just ban the fucker. I doubt I can get him banned, but it's worth a shot. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:38, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

I've asked Clyde to get rid of him. Awaiting response once more. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:06, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Listen, I got to go to sleep now. It's about 3AM where I am right now, and i'm getting tired. I'll be back in about 9 hours for further insulting of Alex or celebrations, depending on whether or not he is banned by then. 'Night --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:13, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

With regard to his new shit: So basically you're saying that men who eat fruit turn into women...? Well, that certainly explains the rampant epidemic of trannies the world has been so worked up about... wait...
Also, asians aren't necessarily incest, so I dunno what the fuck that's about. You never even finished that sentence. Apple products you count as exceptions because it's convenient. It just shows how lazy you are that you can't even follow your own rules. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:32, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*Copy-paste that onto his talk page. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:54, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
**Crap wording. Reworded on my user page. Fruit doesn't make all men fruits, it's only me who suffers this irrational belief. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 20:39, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
***I am literally crying right now at the thought you could still be alive with how fucked up you are. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:53, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

I feel the same way about you Edward. Stop famewhoring on my page. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 16:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:If anyone's "famewhoring", it's you, Delabonte. You made this section so you could rant at a user for attention. If other people join in, then yeah, they get attention out of it, too. However, this is still your attention whoring plan, not his. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 16:15, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Is there anyone on this bloody CWCki these days not afflicted with Autism? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 16:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:Most users actually. Believe me, i'm a minority here. I don't see what your problem is with autistics though. Autism is not an instant retard formula, despite what Chris would lead you to believe. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:44, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

All you guys are fucking pathetic. So long, faggots

User talk:Clydec

2010-06-27T20:52:07Z

BabyNeko: /* Ban me */

User:BabyNeko

2010-06-27T12:26:13Z

BabyNeko:

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User talk:Clydec

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2010-06-27T11:52:56Z

BabyNeko:

User talk:J0haely

2010-06-27T11:50:01Z

BabyNeko:

Does everyone else know to meet here? I think we'll have the discussion on the page's talk anyways. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 14:33, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

Saw your work on the Artist's commune; nice. You think CWCki-tan will be in our comic? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 01:27, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
* She should. Maybe as some kind of background character like Pandaman in One piece or maybe as some side character that would explain what goes on that doesn't make sense, or simply as a troll. The possibilities are endless.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:38, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== crystal birth comic ==

i always love tributes to my fucked up art--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 04:50, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

Do u do manga or western?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 15:12, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
:more manga-ish than western. here are some pictures (the drawings are down the bottom in both pages.) http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User_talk:Alcoholic_Legend
http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Fan_talk:A_Very_Sonichu_Adventure [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:44, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

Your art looks kinda rough, do you hand draw it and scan it?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:14, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
yeah. i don't have a tablet.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:26, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

well it kinda reminds me of V for vendetta. i like it.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:34, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
: :)[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:24, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

Well lets get this shit ON!!!--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 19:21, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

do you have any shit done on it?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 19:51, 24 May 2010 (UTC)
i'm working on the designs. i'll try getting them done by tomorrow, but first ineed to get my homework out of the way.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 19:55, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

If you don't mind, I'll just add the picture's you've already uploaded onto my sandbox. Do a little promotional for the sonichu evolution comic. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 21:28, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh, i don't mind.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:54, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

Yo you got my shit, HOMEY?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 16:39, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
*i'm woking on it. sorry if its taking time.
yeah but i would liek to see some drafts.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:19, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
BRILLIANT! but needs moar rule 34.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 00:51, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
:Oh it still not finished and i'm also gearing more toward horror, but i could include some fanservice from allison's side. With chris i would be jumping directly into high octane nightmare fuel (i go to Tvtropes alot)[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:08, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

== Skeleta ==

Yep I own her. Go ahead, anyone can use her, lol. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 02:53, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
*Awesome! Like your rendition. :> You're free to do whatever you like, even put a sombrero on her if you want hahaha [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 03:09, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
:*That actually sounds awesome. i should keep that in mind.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:15, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
::*No idea who made Creepychu. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 01:05, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Well thanks anyways.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:07, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

== Flipnote ==

Do you have Flipnote or know anybody who does? I figure a good way to get Chris's attention is to draw and animate your drawings about Sonichu Adventure or Creepychu. This is a great opportunity to get him riled up. [[User:ninjaclown|ninjaclown]] 07:53, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:no sorry man. i wish though.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 13:13, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

==Not A Forum==

{{Not A Forum}}

CWCki talkpages are not forums. Discontinue using talk pages for discussion. Your Autism is no excuse. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:17, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
:i don't have autism.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:22, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
:: O rly?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 03:24, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Ya Rly.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: No Wai!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 09:02, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
== Re:Uh, dude. ==

Whatever. I have a really bad habit of blurting out whatever's on my mind. I'll try to be more "appropriate"" with my edits.

== Thank you ==
Thanks for deleting the thing that the one dude put on my profile.....[[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
:you are wlecome. i don't care if he is a member of pvcc or a senior. he must follow the same rules and standards as everyone.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:32, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
....J0-kun....I dont think he is...I have a feeling he is a fake...but then again...I do not know much.. [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
:Though either way i will give an advice. I don't want to sound like i belive this is
:"SERIOUS BUSSINESS!!!!!!1" but if you are going to be here you should do more edit job on the articles and such. i don't want people to keep badmouthing you since you seem to be a nice person who just wants to have fun. :3 00:43, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::Also Isabel made a forum for Fanworks after "Mao" got rid of the fansection. here's the link: http://caferosechu.110mb.com/index.html

Alright! Which stuff needs fixing?
[[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
:Dunno. check things that need grammar fixed or that need fixed links. if there is an article with a broken link to the cwcpedia, here's the archive:
http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page.
And a kirby to cheer you up! <(-^.^-)>. 01:00, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Jo-kun :) Ill see what I can do. Maybe I can transcribe stuff <(^.^)>
:Good luck. also i forgot to include this: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Help:Contents .

Im not going on here anymore....I think someone keeps hacking into my account. But tis fine. anyways...tell someone to ban my account...and that Im sorry. [[User:BabyNeko|goodbye]]

User talk:J0haely

2010-06-25T01:33:42Z

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User talk:J0haely

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BabyNeko: /* Thank you */

User talk:J0haely

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User talk:DrShoggoth

2010-06-25T00:28:42Z

BabyNeko:

excuse me? [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
You should date Chris. You'd both have a good time with the randumb acess humor [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 00:03, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

excuse me? what are you talking about? [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

Applebottom [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 00:05, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

.......fag...

cunt [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 00:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Im not going to bother with you....[[User: BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

User talk:J0haely

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BabyNeko:

User:BabyNeko

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User:BabyNeko

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BabyNeko:

hacked

User talk:DrShoggoth

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BabyNeko:

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BabyNeko: Blanked the page

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BabyNeko:

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excuse me? [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-06-22T17:58:05Z

BabyNeko: /* Chris skype */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 7]]

==Wiki editing guide request==
Could someone work on a guide to explain the basics of wiki editing? Lots of people think they need to know a lot about Chris to edit the CWCki when really basic wiki editing is probably more important. Nothing fancy - mostly how to add images, how to link, that sort of thing. Hell, you could probably rip off Wikipedia's guide but rework it, maybe make it a bit Chris related. First person to do so will get an award for their userpage of sort. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:where do i drop it off? i'm going to work on it tomorrow morning.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:43, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Call it something like [[Help:A Quick Guide to Wiki Editing]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== New userbox template ==

{| style="width: 240px; height: auto; float: right; border: 2px solid #ccf;"
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{{userbox|id=[[Image:jerkopFullProfile.png|25px|Jerkop]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info='''CWCki Jerkop''': This user is a Jerkop on [[CWCki]] who bans vandals from this [[Get-Tar Region|region]].}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:Award-star-gold-3d.png|40px|The Gold Star Bounty]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info-bg-col=#ffcc33|box-bg-col=#ffcc33|id-border-col=#ffcc33|info-border-col=#ffcc33|info='''The Gold Star Bounty''': This user is a Gold Star Bounty Hunter who has rightfully claimed the Gold Star as a bounty for completing a special [[CWCki]] assignment.}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:Euroflag.png|44px|Eurofag]]|box-bg-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|id-bg-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|info-bg-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|info-border-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|id-border-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|box-border-col=#ff0|info-col=#ff0|info='''Eurofag''': This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels.}}
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A random, hopefully useful byproduct of me getting rid of my alleged egofaggotry... The award templates in CWCki are, in my opinion, a bit huge and ugly, and I've long wondered why we don't have actual good userbox templates. You know, small and modest ones. =) So, here is one now: <nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[Template:Userbox|Userbox]]<nowiki>}}</nowiki>.

The colors can be customised pretty easily. To the left you can see what kind of results you can get with this template; edit this section to see source code.

Note that I've not replaced any of the existing award/userbox templates yet; I think creating alternative versions of the current boxes might be a viable strategy instead. So, any opinions, people? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes. I think we should make new versions of existing templates and standardise the names. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:Anonymax/Sandbox#Userboxes|I made some test examples]]. I personally think the nationality ones look better with just a single background colour. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:44, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*So pretty, I like it :3.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:46, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*These new templates are awesome and great and wonderful. We should start using them immediately.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Why don't we? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:42, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Well I spent several days converting all our existing userbox templates to this new template style, so we technically are using them. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:20, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Doctors in Autism Papers ==

When reading the 2004 psychological report their were 2 doctors who analized him Zachariah C. Dameron, III M.D and Jeff Raynor M.D. After looking them up I found that the first doctor still works at UVA and her contact information is present. would this information be of any use for us? [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:44 May 29 2010 (UTC)

*Doubtful, considering confidentiality. Still, one could ask them general question about autism that would pertain to Chris. Like maybe if Narcissism and ego somehow play a part. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Right they can't release information without his concent. However technically wouldent they have to do something if he is making death threats and his behavior has become disturbing. I mean we all know Chris can't do shit and won't do shit. But technically the doctors would have to do something because he "he could harm him self or others" I mean with all the evidence we have against him pointing to his disturbing behavior. Could he be evaluated or put into a ward.
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 21:00, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*We could possibly get him evaluated, but Chris probably isn't careless enough to say anything that will get him institutionalized. (And even if he went on a Youtube quality rant, they would probably be able to tell that he doesn't actually have the capacity to harm any of the people he's angry at.) Besides, do you really want him locked up, where none of us can laugh at him?--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 06:52, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
Well it would be funny if we could get him locked in a ward. He will be evaluated and the poor doctors will have to put up with his shit but Chris won't see it as help, he will see it as he can't play with his ps triple and sit his fat ass in front of the tv munching chicken mcnuggets. Seperating him from the only things that he cares about might be the best way to troll him and its something new.--[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:40, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia links ==

I've been deleting some links to the cwcpedia but have stumbled into two problems: one they are way to many and two some have relevant info for the articles. should i continue or revert the changes?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 19:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:A temporary solution might be to edit the template to include a note on how there used to be CWCipedia articles about that topic before the great takeover of May 2010. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Actually, there's a mirror set up somewhere (need to ask Clyde where) to CWCipedia pre-vandalism. Perhaps we should modify the CWCipedia link template to go to the mirror. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page Think you might be looking for dis] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::I made changes to the CWCipedia link template - it's possible there are numerous articles that don't exist in the archive. Hopefully the majority of them will. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:::this means i must go back and revert the changes i made.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:09, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

*One other thing we need to work on is replacing citations that go to the "old" CWCipedia and replace them with links to the CWCipedia mirror (for example in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uncompressed Audio ==

Any particular reason for using uncompressed audio in these articles (Emily date) since the source is rubbish im sure you could reduce the file size enough to host them on your server using current gen AAC compression (id recommend the Coding Tech AAC +2 Encoder --[[User:Nujyhi|Nujyhi]] 22:33, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
: You mean the files would be hosted in the wiki? Would be a good idea, but even with compression the files would still be huge, and Cogs would probably need to pass a verdict before we'll see awesome media streaming happening - there's a reason uploads are limited to 7 MB. Also, MediaWiki only supports Theora/Vorbis out of the box. We have YouTube embedding support, though, and many audio bits are available through YT. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:20, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==He's Back==

Well, its official: he's retaken control of the cwcipedia and is deleting all the hard work that Alex put into the page. He's also left an angry, bitter little captain's log complaining about his fans again... Damn, why couldn't we have dragged out the copyright issue until he tard-raged? I seriously hope he didn't get a Dsi like his page say's, it'll only make him even lazier than he already is --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:19, 5 June 2010 (EST)
:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well should i save Vivian's version of sonichu and upload it to the fan page?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:30, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 05:04, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
:::All up. though i should also edit the article, but i'm tired. i'll do it tomorrow.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
*Why do you assume it's Chris? Spoiler: it's not. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:29, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Everybody together now: ==

[[June062010.MOV|Leaving the internet, my ass]]. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:48, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

I wonder if Rocky knows about this. Anyways, it seems to me that we could lure Chris back on the web by slandering and Misusing and DIRTYING his Good Name.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:24, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:When Chris goes off the internet he does incredibly stupid and scary shit. He comes back to us when we catch wind of the latest stupid scary shit to try and explain how it's really not ''that'' stupid and scary. That seems to be the current cycle anyways. Honestly, I liked it better when he wasn't distancing himself. The stuff he's doing is lulzy, sure, but stalking Michale Snyder with a camera has an element of horror and reality that I'm not used to seeing in our clown.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:39, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::I just hav ethe feeling that one of these days he would get either his ass shot or arrested.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:46, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is what I am expecting for the last few years. Now that Chris discovered the siren call of the Budweiser, we can safely expect this to repeat itself sooner than later. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Doubt it. He and his parents(especially Snorlax, who's afraid of having her dear manchild son arrested) will play the autism card and bitch about he's not accountable for his action and shit.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*One of these days Chris is going to get arrested, and the autism card with fail him. There's only so many times one can pull this sort of shit and get away with it like that. He's clearly not worth sympathy anymore, if ever he was. Autism does not excuse being a horrible person. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:18, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Here's my question: what's it going to take for Chris to get arrested, if stalking, near-vehicular manslaughter and running from the police isn't enough? Does Chris have to actually chain Michael up in the basement and skin him to make a Snyder-suit? Jesus, Virginia cops are ''waaaay'' more lenient than the ones here. --[[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 03:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*It could also be that they know what Chris is capable of, which isn't much, so they just ignore him and focus on the more important things.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
It's now been a full ten days since that video was uploaded, and we haven't heard anything from him since. This is the longest he's ever been away from the internet after declaring that he was leaving (unless you count fall 2008 when he was just playing [[LittleBigPlanet]]). [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 22:04, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is still around. Even if he's not uploading videos or posting pages, Chris is still on the Internet. Look at his [[YouTube]] page: he's always checking in on there, even if he's just looking at videos. He isn't quitting the Internet: he's just hiding in plain sight and hopes we can't see him.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:27, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

== TVtropes Article Heresy ==

Yeah, I don't know how many of you guys here visit TVtropes or were even aware that the website existed, but there used to be quite an extensive article on both Chris and Sonichu there, and it was how I discovered this wiki.

Note, there 'USED' to be there.

Now someone has cleared it out, claiming 'negativity' as one of the reasons that the examples and such were emptied out. It now hardly mentions how much of a psychopathic manchild Chris is. I, personally, was rather hacked off, as I found the page as a major source of lulz, and, as I said, it led me here. Now, the link to the CWCki is gone off the main page. And 'negativity' is such a bullshit excuse for a website that has a page for Adolph Hitler.

I personally have no pull there. If anyone here does, or if anyone here even cares about such things, they should go over there and try to get it all restored, or at least get them to restore the link to CWCki and a little info on how insane and dysfunctional Chris is.

In the meantime, I'm glad I found out about this wiki before that page got massacred. I can still get my lulz here, at least.

--[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 09:50, 10 June 2010
:looking at the tvtropes discussion page, it not unlikely that it was chris's reponsability.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:30, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::I think the problem is is that, unlike the CWCki, the Sonichu TVTropes page was diving too far into Chris's life and not into the comic itself. If the page was about Chris, it's understandable, but it's not - it's about the Sonichu comic (and most likely the troll stories that inspired it). It just went too far and, understandably, they shut it down. Of course, that's what I think.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:07, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
:::If it was going too far into Chris's personal life, then they could have simply deleted the Real Life half of the article. But oh well, Sonichu is still in So Bad It's Horrible. Plus, I doubt that it's Chris--he would have tried to sanitize the article line by line rather than just blanking it once.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:51, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The Sonichu article was blanked and locked by a mod named FastEddie. I sent him a PM on there stating that for a wiki which has extensive articles on multiple historical complete monsters and numerous so bad it's horrible films, games, shows, and webcomics, wiping an article based on "negativity" is a bullshit excuse. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:54, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Especially since there's an extensive "let's read Sonichu" thread on their forums and it's not lacking in vitriol. The mods haven't touched it yet. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 19:56, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Oh, they will. And the Mod who deleted most of it is supposedly, like, one of the co-founders or something. See the discussion on that page for more info. When someone complained about the deletion? His reply was that many, many more of the So Bad It's Horrible entries are on the chopping block next. Asperchu could possibly fall as well, depending on how they end up leaning. I shall link you all to this thread and the Tvtropes discussion, in case you haven't already found it.
::::::Discussion on Sonichu- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/remarks.php?trope=Main.Sonichu#6687
:::::: Discussion on the deletion of Sonichu and a possible complaint on Asperchu - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=p8f8sp34iwwnduoh1b5a93f3&page=0# --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 15:04, 10 June 2010
:::::::While I'm saddened by this turn of events I'm not entirely surprised. Still, I do think Chris's IRL antics deserve a portion of the page. I treat his life like it's a bizarre ongoing story more than anything else.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:27, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Agreed. Though, seeing as they're going to toss it out, is it possible to use the recent edits to rescue the links and put it up into a page here? True, it wasn't written by Chris, but still.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:01, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::It seems they have blocked the recent changes page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:09, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

:::::::::I would go on but I was b& from tv tropes (im ryal) but yeah that site is a cesspool of faggotry anyway who gives a shit--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:00, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I completely agree with TV Tropes opinion on this matter. TV Tropes does not exist to condone negativity. Accordingly, I have begun to rewrite all negative articles, starting with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdolfHitler Hitler]. All negativity has been removed and replaced with POSITIVE THINKING ONLY. All facts can be checked on Wikipedia; this is 100% fact with no negativity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:52, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I don't think it's even worth the time to bother with it; the article was, frankly, a seething mass of white knight/troll edit wars, discussion that belonged in a forum, and was less organized than the Chandler household. If people want to find more they can Google Sonichu or CWC and that'll lead them to this site soon enough. I agree that the way the article has been sanitized is a blatant overreaction, (There are plenty of other idiot writers and creators that get shit on regularly on that site) but frankly it's not worth the time and effort, especially if the site's founder locked the page. We don't give a shit if Sonichu is listed on any other wikis, why should we care so much about this one?--[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:14, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Though this is not the only page that has been erased almost completely for the same reason. If you went to "Small Name, Big Ego"(Oh the irony), the same person (Fasteddie) deleted all the examples and locked the topic without previous warning and the reason he gives for it is also unsatisfactory.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:23, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
: Fast Eddie is ruining his own site. it's political correctness gone mad!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Got your TVTropes article back up, albeit it's not as CWC-centric. I hope you guys are happy. It took far too long editing that thing. I love you guys, but the things I do for you guys...[[User:Megatenfag|Megatenfag]]

== kacey date ==

I have no idea how this slipped us but yeah here is a link to the transcript for whhen chris met kacey
http://pastebin.com/f74d8352 so yeah I dont know if we need an article on it but in case we do hee ya go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:02, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can't see it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:21, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Try replacing the numbers and letters in the link with this, 8FxWDZq6 it's another copy. Or just do a search for Kacey on Pastebin. :) --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 13:36, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

*Here's the correct link: http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6
Well, I guessed as much from his past behavior, but now we have more conclusive proof that Chris has no concept of boundaries and will probably try raping her if he thinks he can get away with it. Add this to Chris and Rape, and we should be good to go --[[User:SargentPickels|SargentPickles]] 17:50, 11 June 2010 (EST)

I added it to my page in case it is baleeted again--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Poem formatting ==

We have another thing that didn't carry over from 110mb to this incarnation of CWCki: [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Poem Poem extension]. If Cogs could install this thing to here as well, that would be awesome and would make life a little bit easier - but on the other hand, Chris was not exactly a prolific poet and it was not used on very many pages, so I'm not sure if it's worth the trouble of downloading the extension and activating it... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 08:19, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

== 'Fans' mini-con? ==

I'm new to the community itself, but I've read several of these articles and devised several half-baked trolling attempts. Anyway, I didn't get a chance to go to Dragon*Con this year, but I was wondering if anyone here was attending and, if so, would be interested in a mini-con of our own. If I can get an idea of how many people, I can try to get some food and entertainment. I manage a few bands and could persuade them to play for the exposure. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 23:12, 13 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uhhhhhhh no.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Posting new trolling ideas on my talk page ==

Anyone want to contribute just post. [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 20:10 June 13 2010 (UTC)
:That's really not what we're here for.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:55, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Chris has been pretty quiet...==

I mean, besides the hullabaloo at the beginning of the month, no new videos, drama or anything. Kinda weird if you ask me. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:22, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Well his Youtube shows that bob didn't cut down the internet, so it will be in some time.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:50, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::He doesn't really have any motivation to talk to us right now. No Sonichu promises and no epic trolls (that I'm aware of). If we could just kill his PS3...--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is not weird in any way, Pedonymous. He's been gone longer than this. He's afraid to upload videos for many reasons, like "Rocky will yell at me" and "The trolls have a bug on my computer that causes them to obtain anything I upload". Just sit back and let Rocky pull off the best trolling scheme ever.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:09, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The problem is though, that we can't. We're just sitting on our asses waiting to hear news from Chris. If anything lulzy is going on with Rocky and Chris in real life, then we don't know anything about it. I just wish something would happen. I wish there was a way to kill that damn PS3 of his. But alas...All we have is people scheming to dig up Patti. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:57, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::We seriously need to hack his PS3 again. I heard that it will be hacked sometime around July 4. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:10, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: What we really need to lore him out is a contest or award that's going to be bestowed on him (preferably with some kind of prize). Monetary gain and a sense of accomplishment should make him come crawling back --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:24, 18 June 2010 (EST)
::::::: We should submit one of his less-disgusting videos (if there actually is such a thing) to Tosh.0. Jesus, just imagine if Daniel tries to give him a web-redemption. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 21:40, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: Okay, this is off-topic, but that reminds me of when Chris was on [[For G4s Web Soup|Web Soup]]. Did anyone happen to tape that episode and put it online? I've been wanting to see it (my house doesn't get G4 anymore). --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 21:53, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: I was thinking about that too. does anybody knows how to send them? or is ti chosen at random.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

No entering Chris in contests. He's not going to notice and if he does he won't give a shit--he doesn't want to be online and that's the only reason Rocky is able to do anything. Just wait until the PS3 is hacked in like two weeks. Get away from your computers and live your other lives, Chris has made you all autistic.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:55, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

==...But Asperchu is loud and proud!==

I've just discovered shocking new images of the elusive chu! Here he is at some sort of music festival: [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:03, 18 June 2010 (CST)

[[Image:Want china.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[Image:captainpicard.jpg|thumb|left|[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:23, 21 June 2010 (UTC)]]
{{-}}

== How long ==

The new videos from Fridays After Five has got me thinking: what are the requirements necessary to get into the sex offender registry? because the muscle bra, "sexy" poses and walking barely without a shirt seem like at least public indecency.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:41, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Unless it is illegal for a man to walk around in a bra, Chris is pretty safe. I have no worries over this. Chris had discovered the joys of social drinking recently. I expect that this new diet will influence his already radical public attitude. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:41, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::I doubt he'd get arrested, but I don't expect the good citizens of ruckersville would be willing to put up with his bullshit much longer. I really doubt he'll make it through another Friday after Five without getting kicked out for being a creepy pervert. That said, an arrest seems pretty unlikely.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is the same thing that happened back in 2005. Whenever he would display his attraction sign, he would eventually get kicked out for his creepy behavior. Since Chris is unable to learn from history, we will soon see a repeat of those events if he keeps up his current behavior. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Though the difference is that now its creepier, since he seems to be striking some <s>sexy</s> fucking creepy poses, while with the attraction signs he just stayed there beeing creepy.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:12, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: A little detail here; Chris was kicked out of a private premise because he was creepy and arrested because he was trespassing. Right now, he's on public ground and making a fashion "statement". Any cop out there would see this as a guy involved into a "Lawsuit Baiting" and nothing more. So he's "safe" until he does something "dumb". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:14, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Seeing how desperate he has probably become since Kacey, he'll probably be arrested after he gropes the first woman he has a strong liking for. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:27, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Yes, this is one of the "dumb" things we can bet he will do sooner or later. Alcohol does wonders for this. Regardless, Chris is back into "Auto-Pwn" mode. Unless we find him a saga he's ready to latch himself into, he will do worse. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:32, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::: I'm trying to find information on just what is a sex crime in the state of Virginia, but all I keep getting is the damn sex offender registry. A lot of areas have their own silly codes, like it's illegal in Manhattan to sit at a park bench near a playground if you're not with a child. Taking candid photos of children in public is usually prohibited, which Chris could have been nailed for if the cops pressed the matter and got a warrant to look through his cameras memory to see if Snyder's daughter was centered in any of the photos, indicating Chris was intentionally focusing on her. [[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

== Possibly new Chris-chan account ==

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Resettimole

http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=97925&oldid=97664

Either this or a counter-troll. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 11:53, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Judging by the name, I'd say a white knight. Can we get IP confirmation? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.youtube.com/user/ResettiMole He's just a faggot.] --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== Asperpedia ==
Has apparantly been hacked by some guys from /b/ --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:37, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Depends what you mean by hacked. By my definition, it hasn't. It's just had some faggot(s) turn up and try to cause chaos. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:49, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::The site itself isn't hacked, but the admin accounts have been and they are fucking shit up basically. I call it hacking out of habit. Sorry. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I suspected something was wrong right away when someone put up an account called 'FUCKTHISSITE' and Mao and Alec didn't ban them immediately. The fact that the mentioned /b/ was an even bigger flag. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:29, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Great, now they have Isabel's account too. Hacking is the only logical conclusion for this behavior. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:40, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Now they're talking about passwords. It's confirmed, they're vandals. I wish Queen Cogs could do something about it, but she doesn't host the site. I'm changing my password to be on the safe side. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I think your safe. You don't have any power on the site. I might be in danger, but I don't think they know I can ban people, and even then I can't really do anything else and they can already ban people with the admin accounts. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:03, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== [[Template:Sweethearts]] and vandalfags on CWCki ==

I think the difference between sweethearts and "heartsweets" is too arbitrary, besides Megan and Wallflower should count as sweethearts too. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Also http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=prev&oldid=98096 (I guess the account hacked). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Fixed your typo :P Maybe make it a simple list instead of splitting up the sections? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:46, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

::Yeah, I think there are only a few no Love Quest-related gal-pals there who could go just to the Web of Life. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:52, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Asperchu&curid=2163&diff=98093&oldid=96880 Also vandalism continues], so maybe we should just close account creation for a while or something. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 19:02, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:We're pretty well equipped to deal with such faggotry here - I'm sure our editors will carry a heightened sense of awareness and pick up on it before it takes hold. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== i demand Chris and Television ==

i'm surprised this one hasn't already been made [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:44, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Consider it.....[[Chris and television|started]]. Needs images. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:50, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Chris skype ==

Hey guys, what is Chris's skype? I might white knight him, but if he becomes an ass....then...PLAN SWEETHEART WILL COMMENCE [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

'''get out''' [[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:01, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Seriously, don't. Not even troll sweethearts are safe from Chris's advances. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:06, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:It's just not a good idea.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:14, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:No. This type of stunt should be left to the pros. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:He's gone to a new plan, man. He's going to accept three(3) attempts by you to communicate with him before he expects you to make a booty call. He's become so lazy a sweetheart plan needs a lot of planning to work now(though I will rejoice when the day he flat-out abandons the communications part and demands instant booty calls).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

I have a plan...it is a long one but a good one [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-06-22T02:50:33Z

BabyNeko:

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 7]]

==Wiki editing guide request==
Could someone work on a guide to explain the basics of wiki editing? Lots of people think they need to know a lot about Chris to edit the CWCki when really basic wiki editing is probably more important. Nothing fancy - mostly how to add images, how to link, that sort of thing. Hell, you could probably rip off Wikipedia's guide but rework it, maybe make it a bit Chris related. First person to do so will get an award for their userpage of sort. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:where do i drop it off? i'm going to work on it tomorrow morning.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:43, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Call it something like [[Help:A Quick Guide to Wiki Editing]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== New userbox template ==

{| style="width: 240px; height: auto; float: right; border: 2px solid #ccf;"
| {{userbox|id=[[Image:MedalOfMerit.jpg|20px|Medal of Merit]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info='''Medal of Merit''': This user has done tremendous service to [[CWCki]] and deserves recognition as such.}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:jerkopFullProfile.png|25px|Jerkop]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info='''CWCki Jerkop''': This user is a Jerkop on [[CWCki]] who bans vandals from this [[Get-Tar Region|region]].}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:Award-star-gold-3d.png|40px|The Gold Star Bounty]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info-bg-col=#ffcc33|box-bg-col=#ffcc33|id-border-col=#ffcc33|info-border-col=#ffcc33|info='''The Gold Star Bounty''': This user is a Gold Star Bounty Hunter who has rightfully claimed the Gold Star as a bounty for completing a special [[CWCki]] assignment.}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:Euroflag.png|44px|Eurofag]]|box-bg-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|id-bg-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|info-bg-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|info-border-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|id-border-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|box-border-col=#ff0|info-col=#ff0|info='''Eurofag''': This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels.}}
|}
A random, hopefully useful byproduct of me getting rid of my alleged egofaggotry... The award templates in CWCki are, in my opinion, a bit huge and ugly, and I've long wondered why we don't have actual good userbox templates. You know, small and modest ones. =) So, here is one now: <nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[Template:Userbox|Userbox]]<nowiki>}}</nowiki>.

The colors can be customised pretty easily. To the left you can see what kind of results you can get with this template; edit this section to see source code.

Note that I've not replaced any of the existing award/userbox templates yet; I think creating alternative versions of the current boxes might be a viable strategy instead. So, any opinions, people? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes. I think we should make new versions of existing templates and standardise the names. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:Anonymax/Sandbox#Userboxes|I made some test examples]]. I personally think the nationality ones look better with just a single background colour. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:44, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*So pretty, I like it :3.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:46, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*These new templates are awesome and great and wonderful. We should start using them immediately.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Why don't we? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:42, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Well I spent several days converting all our existing userbox templates to this new template style, so we technically are using them. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:20, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Doctors in Autism Papers ==

When reading the 2004 psychological report their were 2 doctors who analized him Zachariah C. Dameron, III M.D and Jeff Raynor M.D. After looking them up I found that the first doctor still works at UVA and her contact information is present. would this information be of any use for us? [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:44 May 29 2010 (UTC)

*Doubtful, considering confidentiality. Still, one could ask them general question about autism that would pertain to Chris. Like maybe if Narcissism and ego somehow play a part. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Right they can't release information without his concent. However technically wouldent they have to do something if he is making death threats and his behavior has become disturbing. I mean we all know Chris can't do shit and won't do shit. But technically the doctors would have to do something because he "he could harm him self or others" I mean with all the evidence we have against him pointing to his disturbing behavior. Could he be evaluated or put into a ward.
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 21:00, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*We could possibly get him evaluated, but Chris probably isn't careless enough to say anything that will get him institutionalized. (And even if he went on a Youtube quality rant, they would probably be able to tell that he doesn't actually have the capacity to harm any of the people he's angry at.) Besides, do you really want him locked up, where none of us can laugh at him?--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 06:52, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
Well it would be funny if we could get him locked in a ward. He will be evaluated and the poor doctors will have to put up with his shit but Chris won't see it as help, he will see it as he can't play with his ps triple and sit his fat ass in front of the tv munching chicken mcnuggets. Seperating him from the only things that he cares about might be the best way to troll him and its something new.--[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:40, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia links ==

I've been deleting some links to the cwcpedia but have stumbled into two problems: one they are way to many and two some have relevant info for the articles. should i continue or revert the changes?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 19:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:A temporary solution might be to edit the template to include a note on how there used to be CWCipedia articles about that topic before the great takeover of May 2010. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Actually, there's a mirror set up somewhere (need to ask Clyde where) to CWCipedia pre-vandalism. Perhaps we should modify the CWCipedia link template to go to the mirror. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page Think you might be looking for dis] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::I made changes to the CWCipedia link template - it's possible there are numerous articles that don't exist in the archive. Hopefully the majority of them will. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:::this means i must go back and revert the changes i made.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:09, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

*One other thing we need to work on is replacing citations that go to the "old" CWCipedia and replace them with links to the CWCipedia mirror (for example in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uncompressed Audio ==

Any particular reason for using uncompressed audio in these articles (Emily date) since the source is rubbish im sure you could reduce the file size enough to host them on your server using current gen AAC compression (id recommend the Coding Tech AAC +2 Encoder --[[User:Nujyhi|Nujyhi]] 22:33, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
: You mean the files would be hosted in the wiki? Would be a good idea, but even with compression the files would still be huge, and Cogs would probably need to pass a verdict before we'll see awesome media streaming happening - there's a reason uploads are limited to 7 MB. Also, MediaWiki only supports Theora/Vorbis out of the box. We have YouTube embedding support, though, and many audio bits are available through YT. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:20, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==He's Back==

Well, its official: he's retaken control of the cwcipedia and is deleting all the hard work that Alex put into the page. He's also left an angry, bitter little captain's log complaining about his fans again... Damn, why couldn't we have dragged out the copyright issue until he tard-raged? I seriously hope he didn't get a Dsi like his page say's, it'll only make him even lazier than he already is --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:19, 5 June 2010 (EST)
:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well should i save Vivian's version of sonichu and upload it to the fan page?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:30, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 05:04, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
:::All up. though i should also edit the article, but i'm tired. i'll do it tomorrow.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
*Why do you assume it's Chris? Spoiler: it's not. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:29, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Everybody together now: ==

[[June062010.MOV|Leaving the internet, my ass]]. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:48, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

I wonder if Rocky knows about this. Anyways, it seems to me that we could lure Chris back on the web by slandering and Misusing and DIRTYING his Good Name.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:24, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:When Chris goes off the internet he does incredibly stupid and scary shit. He comes back to us when we catch wind of the latest stupid scary shit to try and explain how it's really not ''that'' stupid and scary. That seems to be the current cycle anyways. Honestly, I liked it better when he wasn't distancing himself. The stuff he's doing is lulzy, sure, but stalking Michale Snyder with a camera has an element of horror and reality that I'm not used to seeing in our clown.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:39, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::I just hav ethe feeling that one of these days he would get either his ass shot or arrested.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:46, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is what I am expecting for the last few years. Now that Chris discovered the siren call of the Budweiser, we can safely expect this to repeat itself sooner than later. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Doubt it. He and his parents(especially Snorlax, who's afraid of having her dear manchild son arrested) will play the autism card and bitch about he's not accountable for his action and shit.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*One of these days Chris is going to get arrested, and the autism card with fail him. There's only so many times one can pull this sort of shit and get away with it like that. He's clearly not worth sympathy anymore, if ever he was. Autism does not excuse being a horrible person. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:18, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Here's my question: what's it going to take for Chris to get arrested, if stalking, near-vehicular manslaughter and running from the police isn't enough? Does Chris have to actually chain Michael up in the basement and skin him to make a Snyder-suit? Jesus, Virginia cops are ''waaaay'' more lenient than the ones here. --[[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 03:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*It could also be that they know what Chris is capable of, which isn't much, so they just ignore him and focus on the more important things.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
It's now been a full ten days since that video was uploaded, and we haven't heard anything from him since. This is the longest he's ever been away from the internet after declaring that he was leaving (unless you count fall 2008 when he was just playing [[LittleBigPlanet]]). [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 22:04, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is still around. Even if he's not uploading videos or posting pages, Chris is still on the Internet. Look at his [[YouTube]] page: he's always checking in on there, even if he's just looking at videos. He isn't quitting the Internet: he's just hiding in plain sight and hopes we can't see him.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:27, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

== TVtropes Article Heresy ==

Yeah, I don't know how many of you guys here visit TVtropes or were even aware that the website existed, but there used to be quite an extensive article on both Chris and Sonichu there, and it was how I discovered this wiki.

Note, there 'USED' to be there.

Now someone has cleared it out, claiming 'negativity' as one of the reasons that the examples and such were emptied out. It now hardly mentions how much of a psychopathic manchild Chris is. I, personally, was rather hacked off, as I found the page as a major source of lulz, and, as I said, it led me here. Now, the link to the CWCki is gone off the main page. And 'negativity' is such a bullshit excuse for a website that has a page for Adolph Hitler.

I personally have no pull there. If anyone here does, or if anyone here even cares about such things, they should go over there and try to get it all restored, or at least get them to restore the link to CWCki and a little info on how insane and dysfunctional Chris is.

In the meantime, I'm glad I found out about this wiki before that page got massacred. I can still get my lulz here, at least.

--[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 09:50, 10 June 2010
:looking at the tvtropes discussion page, it not unlikely that it was chris's reponsability.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:30, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::I think the problem is is that, unlike the CWCki, the Sonichu TVTropes page was diving too far into Chris's life and not into the comic itself. If the page was about Chris, it's understandable, but it's not - it's about the Sonichu comic (and most likely the troll stories that inspired it). It just went too far and, understandably, they shut it down. Of course, that's what I think.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:07, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
:::If it was going too far into Chris's personal life, then they could have simply deleted the Real Life half of the article. But oh well, Sonichu is still in So Bad It's Horrible. Plus, I doubt that it's Chris--he would have tried to sanitize the article line by line rather than just blanking it once.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:51, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The Sonichu article was blanked and locked by a mod named FastEddie. I sent him a PM on there stating that for a wiki which has extensive articles on multiple historical complete monsters and numerous so bad it's horrible films, games, shows, and webcomics, wiping an article based on "negativity" is a bullshit excuse. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:54, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Especially since there's an extensive "let's read Sonichu" thread on their forums and it's not lacking in vitriol. The mods haven't touched it yet. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 19:56, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Oh, they will. And the Mod who deleted most of it is supposedly, like, one of the co-founders or something. See the discussion on that page for more info. When someone complained about the deletion? His reply was that many, many more of the So Bad It's Horrible entries are on the chopping block next. Asperchu could possibly fall as well, depending on how they end up leaning. I shall link you all to this thread and the Tvtropes discussion, in case you haven't already found it.
::::::Discussion on Sonichu- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/remarks.php?trope=Main.Sonichu#6687
:::::: Discussion on the deletion of Sonichu and a possible complaint on Asperchu - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=p8f8sp34iwwnduoh1b5a93f3&page=0# --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 15:04, 10 June 2010
:::::::While I'm saddened by this turn of events I'm not entirely surprised. Still, I do think Chris's IRL antics deserve a portion of the page. I treat his life like it's a bizarre ongoing story more than anything else.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:27, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Agreed. Though, seeing as they're going to toss it out, is it possible to use the recent edits to rescue the links and put it up into a page here? True, it wasn't written by Chris, but still.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:01, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::It seems they have blocked the recent changes page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:09, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

:::::::::I would go on but I was b& from tv tropes (im ryal) but yeah that site is a cesspool of faggotry anyway who gives a shit--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:00, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I completely agree with TV Tropes opinion on this matter. TV Tropes does not exist to condone negativity. Accordingly, I have begun to rewrite all negative articles, starting with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdolfHitler Hitler]. All negativity has been removed and replaced with POSITIVE THINKING ONLY. All facts can be checked on Wikipedia; this is 100% fact with no negativity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:52, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I don't think it's even worth the time to bother with it; the article was, frankly, a seething mass of white knight/troll edit wars, discussion that belonged in a forum, and was less organized than the Chandler household. If people want to find more they can Google Sonichu or CWC and that'll lead them to this site soon enough. I agree that the way the article has been sanitized is a blatant overreaction, (There are plenty of other idiot writers and creators that get shit on regularly on that site) but frankly it's not worth the time and effort, especially if the site's founder locked the page. We don't give a shit if Sonichu is listed on any other wikis, why should we care so much about this one?--[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:14, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Though this is not the only page that has been erased almost completely for the same reason. If you went to "Small Name, Big Ego"(Oh the irony), the same person (Fasteddie) deleted all the examples and locked the topic without previous warning and the reason he gives for it is also unsatisfactory.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:23, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
: Fast Eddie is ruining his own site. it's political correctness gone mad!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Got your TVTropes article back up, albeit it's not as CWC-centric. I hope you guys are happy. It took far too long editing that thing. I love you guys, but the things I do for you guys...[[User:Megatenfag|Megatenfag]]

== kacey date ==

I have no idea how this slipped us but yeah here is a link to the transcript for whhen chris met kacey
http://pastebin.com/f74d8352 so yeah I dont know if we need an article on it but in case we do hee ya go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:02, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can't see it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:21, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Try replacing the numbers and letters in the link with this, 8FxWDZq6 it's another copy. Or just do a search for Kacey on Pastebin. :) --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 13:36, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

*Here's the correct link: http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6
Well, I guessed as much from his past behavior, but now we have more conclusive proof that Chris has no concept of boundaries and will probably try raping her if he thinks he can get away with it. Add this to Chris and Rape, and we should be good to go --[[User:SargentPickels|SargentPickles]] 17:50, 11 June 2010 (EST)

I added it to my page in case it is baleeted again--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Poem formatting ==

We have another thing that didn't carry over from 110mb to this incarnation of CWCki: [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Poem Poem extension]. If Cogs could install this thing to here as well, that would be awesome and would make life a little bit easier - but on the other hand, Chris was not exactly a prolific poet and it was not used on very many pages, so I'm not sure if it's worth the trouble of downloading the extension and activating it... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 08:19, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

== 'Fans' mini-con? ==

I'm new to the community itself, but I've read several of these articles and devised several half-baked trolling attempts. Anyway, I didn't get a chance to go to Dragon*Con this year, but I was wondering if anyone here was attending and, if so, would be interested in a mini-con of our own. If I can get an idea of how many people, I can try to get some food and entertainment. I manage a few bands and could persuade them to play for the exposure. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 23:12, 13 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uhhhhhhh no.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Posting new trolling ideas on my talk page ==

Anyone want to contribute just post. [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 20:10 June 13 2010 (UTC)
:That's really not what we're here for.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:55, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Chris has been pretty quiet...==

I mean, besides the hullabaloo at the beginning of the month, no new videos, drama or anything. Kinda weird if you ask me. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:22, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Well his Youtube shows that bob didn't cut down the internet, so it will be in some time.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:50, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::He doesn't really have any motivation to talk to us right now. No Sonichu promises and no epic trolls (that I'm aware of). If we could just kill his PS3...--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is not weird in any way, Pedonymous. He's been gone longer than this. He's afraid to upload videos for many reasons, like "Rocky will yell at me" and "The trolls have a bug on my computer that causes them to obtain anything I upload". Just sit back and let Rocky pull off the best trolling scheme ever.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:09, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The problem is though, that we can't. We're just sitting on our asses waiting to hear news from Chris. If anything lulzy is going on with Rocky and Chris in real life, then we don't know anything about it. I just wish something would happen. I wish there was a way to kill that damn PS3 of his. But alas...All we have is people scheming to dig up Patti. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:57, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::We seriously need to hack his PS3 again. I heard that it will be hacked sometime around July 4. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:10, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: What we really need to lore him out is a contest or award that's going to be bestowed on him (preferably with some kind of prize). Monetary gain and a sense of accomplishment should make him come crawling back --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:24, 18 June 2010 (EST)
::::::: We should submit one of his less-disgusting videos (if there actually is such a thing) to Tosh.0. Jesus, just imagine if Daniel tries to give him a web-redemption. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 21:40, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: Okay, this is off-topic, but that reminds me of when Chris was on [[For G4s Web Soup|Web Soup]]. Did anyone happen to tape that episode and put it online? I've been wanting to see it (my house doesn't get G4 anymore). --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 21:53, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: I was thinking about that too. does anybody knows how to send them? or is ti chosen at random.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

No entering Chris in contests. He's not going to notice and if he does he won't give a shit--he doesn't want to be online and that's the only reason Rocky is able to do anything. Just wait until the PS3 is hacked in like two weeks. Get away from your computers and live your other lives, Chris has made you all autistic.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:55, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

==...But Asperchu is loud and proud!==

I've just discovered shocking new images of the elusive chu! Here he is at some sort of music festival: [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:03, 18 June 2010 (CST)

[[Image:Want china.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[Image:captainpicard.jpg|thumb|left|[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:23, 21 June 2010 (UTC)]]
{{-}}

== How long ==

The new videos from Fridays After Five has got me thinking: what are the requirements necessary to get into the sex offender registry? because the muscle bra, "sexy" poses and walking barely without a shirt seem like at least public indecency.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:41, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Unless it is illegal for a man to walk around in a bra, Chris is pretty safe. I have no worries over this. Chris had discovered the joys of social drinking recently. I expect that this new diet will influence his already radical public attitude. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:41, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::I doubt he'd get arrested, but I don't expect the good citizens of ruckersville would be willing to put up with his bullshit much longer. I really doubt he'll make it through another Friday after Five without getting kicked out for being a creepy pervert. That said, an arrest seems pretty unlikely.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is the same thing that happened back in 2005. Whenever he would display his attraction sign, he would eventually get kicked out for his creepy behavior. Since Chris is unable to learn from history, we will soon see a repeat of those events if he keeps up his current behavior. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Though the difference is that now its creepier, since he seems to be striking some <s>sexy</s> fucking creepy poses, while with the attraction signs he just stayed there beeing creepy.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:12, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: A little detail here; Chris was kicked out of a private premise because he was creepy and arrested because he was trespassing. Right now, he's on public ground and making a fashion "statement". Any cop out there would see this as a guy involved into a "Lawsuit Baiting" and nothing more. So he's "safe" until he does something "dumb". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:14, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Seeing how desperate he has probably become since Kacey, he'll probably be arrested after he gropes the first woman he has a strong liking for. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:27, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Yes, this is one of the "dumb" things we can bet he will do sooner or later. Alcohol does wonders for this. Regardless, Chris is back into "Auto-Pwn" mode. Unless we find him a saga he's ready to latch himself into, he will do worse. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:32, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::: I'm trying to find information on just what is a sex crime in the state of Virginia, but all I keep getting is the damn sex offender registry. A lot of areas have their own silly codes, like it's illegal in Manhattan to sit at a park bench near a playground if you're not with a child. Taking candid photos of children in public is usually prohibited, which Chris could have been nailed for if the cops pressed the matter and got a warrant to look through his cameras memory to see if Snyder's daughter was centered in any of the photos, indicating Chris was intentionally focusing on her. [[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

== Possibly new Chris-chan account ==

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Resettimole

http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=97925&oldid=97664

Either this or a counter-troll. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 11:53, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Judging by the name, I'd say a white knight. Can we get IP confirmation? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.youtube.com/user/ResettiMole He's just a faggot.] --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== Asperpedia ==
Has apparantly been hacked by some guys from /b/ --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:37, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Depends what you mean by hacked. By my definition, it hasn't. It's just had some faggot(s) turn up and try to cause chaos. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:49, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::The site itself isn't hacked, but the admin accounts have been and they are fucking shit up basically. I call it hacking out of habit. Sorry. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I suspected something was wrong right away when someone put up an account called 'FUCKTHISSITE' and Mao and Alec didn't ban them immediately. The fact that the mentioned /b/ was an even bigger flag. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:29, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Great, now they have Isabel's account too. Hacking is the only logical conclusion for this behavior. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:40, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Now they're talking about passwords. It's confirmed, they're vandals. I wish Queen Cogs could do something about it, but she doesn't host the site. I'm changing my password to be on the safe side. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I think your safe. You don't have any power on the site. I might be in danger, but I don't think they know I can ban people, and even then I can't really do anything else and they can already ban people with the admin accounts. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:03, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== [[Template:Sweethearts]] and vandalfags on CWCki ==

I think the difference between sweethearts and "heartsweets" is too arbitrary, besides Megan and Wallflower should count as sweethearts too. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Also http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=prev&oldid=98096 (I guess the account hacked). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Fixed your typo :P Maybe make it a simple list instead of splitting up the sections? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:46, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

::Yeah, I think there are only a few no Love Quest-related gal-pals there who could go just to the Web of Life. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:52, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Asperchu&curid=2163&diff=98093&oldid=96880 Also vandalism continues], so maybe we should just close account creation for a while or something. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 19:02, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:We're pretty well equipped to deal with such faggotry here - I'm sure our editors will carry a heightened sense of awareness and pick up on it before it takes hold. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== i demand Chris and Television ==

i'm surprised this one hasn't already been made [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:44, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Chris skype ==

Hey guys, what is Chris's skype? I might white knight him, but if he becomes an ass....then...PLAN SWEETHEART WILL COMMENCE [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

User talk:Sonijew is back

2010-06-22T00:20:06Z

BabyNeko: /* New */

==New==
Ok, I'm new to CWCki, so give me a break. So I'm a "Newfag", I was just following everyone else's footsteps. Please just give me a link for clear rules for CWCki, or sum them up. Thanks. :D. --[[User:DukeNukem2020|DukeNukem2020]] 16:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Well if thats the case, Ill help as much as I can. Im BabyNeko...sorry about the whole faggot thing earlier. My computer was still logged on to cwcki and my sis replied to some shit she shouldnt have...Im REALLY sorry T_T

It's ok BabyNeko, I was just joining the CWC bandwagon. I guess this is much more clean than ED, and I suppose it's taboo to talk bad about Chris chan. lol, just kidding.

Alright. :) Im glad we have that out of the way [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

==Nice Work==
Man, you're kicking ass! Keep up the good edits! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 22:34, 23 January 2010 (UTC)
==Gentlemen==
NOW I'M HERE TO FUCK US. Naw, just kidding. YOU DID WELL! [[User:Radiant Price|Radiant Price]] 22:22, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

== Hey buddy ==

Why did you revert the SEGA article to the redirect to Sonic the Hedgehog? It's cool if you don't agree with SEGA having it's own page, but in that case, could you put down arguments on the [[CWCki:Requested Pages]] article, instead of just reverting my edits? I know there wasn't much on the page yet, but I was just starting it off and hoping some people with more knowlege on vidya games would take over. Anyway, my opinion is that having SEGA redirecting to Sonic is a bit weak. Looking forward to hearing your arguments. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 23:55, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:[[Microsoft]]'s redirecting to Xbox. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:29, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:That's not really an argument. I think the Microsoft redirect could stay that way, because it plays a far smaller role in Chris's life. Nintendo and Sega are, however, pretty big deals for Chris and they warrant a page of their own. Anyway, discussion goes onto the Requested Pages article, not here, k? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 14:44, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

No, Chris even did not call for Sega to help him in his struggle against Liquid - but he called for Microsoft (and Nintendo and Sony). It's just Sonic, really. Owning Dremacast means nothing. better make an article for [[God of War]]. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 22:00, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Sonijew is back

2010-06-21T21:54:09Z

BabyNeko: /* New */

==New==
Ok, I'm new to CWCki, so give me a break. So I'm a "Newfag", I was just following everyone else's footsteps. Please just give me a link for clear rules for CWCki, or sum them up. Thanks. :D. --[[User:DukeNukem2020|DukeNukem2020]] 16:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Well if thats the case, Ill help as much as I can. Im BabyNeko...sorry about the whole faggot thing earlier. My computer was still logged on to cwcki and my sis replied to some shit she shouldnt have...Im REALLY sorry T_T

==Nice Work==
Man, you're kicking ass! Keep up the good edits! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 22:34, 23 January 2010 (UTC)
==Gentlemen==
NOW I'M HERE TO FUCK US. Naw, just kidding. YOU DID WELL! [[User:Radiant Price|Radiant Price]] 22:22, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

== Hey buddy ==

Why did you revert the SEGA article to the redirect to Sonic the Hedgehog? It's cool if you don't agree with SEGA having it's own page, but in that case, could you put down arguments on the [[CWCki:Requested Pages]] article, instead of just reverting my edits? I know there wasn't much on the page yet, but I was just starting it off and hoping some people with more knowlege on vidya games would take over. Anyway, my opinion is that having SEGA redirecting to Sonic is a bit weak. Looking forward to hearing your arguments. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 23:55, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:[[Microsoft]]'s redirecting to Xbox. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:29, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:That's not really an argument. I think the Microsoft redirect could stay that way, because it plays a far smaller role in Chris's life. Nintendo and Sega are, however, pretty big deals for Chris and they warrant a page of their own. Anyway, discussion goes onto the Requested Pages article, not here, k? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 14:44, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

No, Chris even did not call for Sega to help him in his struggle against Liquid - but he called for Microsoft (and Nintendo and Sony). It's just Sonic, really. Owning Dremacast means nothing. better make an article for [[God of War]]. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 22:00, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

User talk:BabyNeko

2010-06-21T21:51:55Z

BabyNeko: /* OkCupid */

Welcome to CWCki!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 19:02, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

You know, I think there is also a template to indicate you are someone's sweetheart. I myself have a template to advertise that I am a JERK. Welcome to CWCki by the way. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:42, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

Rlys? :O ^0^ YAY IM GLAD!! Thankies Edward-kun :3 [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

There you go. I also see that you are a rigist and a bisexual. I would never have thought. You think you know a person, eh? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:40, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Well, unlike IAN BRANDON ANDERSON who denies being gay because he thinks of penis....I think of Boobies alot and have a fettish for em....Im more on the straight side even though Im bisexual. ;P
And besides, everyone deserves praise from stuff they do. Idk, I find stuff people do, interesting and awesome ^0^

Even Chris chan, HOORAY WAY TO MAKE A COMPLETE ASSHAT OUT OF YOURSELF ONCE AGAIN! CONGRATS THERE ARE NO MORE FANS OF SONICHU
[[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

Indeed. I can sympathize with you there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:14, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Lol ^0^
Ive been called lesbian before because my closest friend is one, and people think she and I are a couple but it never bothers me. XD
So, shes lesbian and she also has aspergers. I never notice it though because we have so much fun spazzing about things and being "incest sisters" [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

WTF is a rigist? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:14, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Rigist thinks everything is win and says things like YES THIS IS WIN! or YOU ARE SO WIN! WINNRAR FTW :P
(check urban dictionary)
== The Spam Op ==

Nah, it's a solo mission. I had ideas for sending him a bunch of cropped aerials of his house on Google Maps along with gay porn photos in an e-mail attachment. :) [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy, the Anti-Chris]] 21:36, 18 June 2010

Awww awwrite :P Hmm if you need any extra ideas I got some ;3 [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

== :3 ==

hi thar. bienvenida![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 06:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Fixeth your grammar--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:10, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

'ello there J0-kun :3 [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

== OkCupid ==

Godspeed you in that! Keep me updated, pretty please? - proinsias.munches [at] gmail dawt cawm [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:43, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Ill try...but I cant meet him IRL..too young

User talk:BabyNeko

2010-06-21T21:51:34Z

BabyNeko: /* OkCupid */

User talk:MoarLurk

2010-06-21T21:50:32Z

BabyNeko: /* OkCupid */

Hi. I rolled back your edits on [[Wild Sonichu]] because I really don't think such an analysis can be backed up or justified. If we start putting Freudian analysis into everything, this place could get a little mucked up. Try to stick with broad/general speculations or more concrete examples. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris and his psyche==

I think you're probably right about all that psycho-analysis on your talk page.

Does it merit an article? [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

I figure that we could do a Chris and Authority article and maybe add some of my speculations to the Patti article.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

*Chris and authority is big one actually, I'm surprised it isn't around here. I might get on it at some point tonight. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:46, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
:*If I remember clearly, I have nuked "Chris and authority" because it sucked hard. Feel free to resurrect it if you can make it better. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:40, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
*Moarlurk, I'll let you get going on it- I'm not sure where to start with it...I'll certainly contrib though.[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:03, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

In these "final" hours, we have to up our viscousness. Send pizza, Chinese food, ambulances, hearses, prostitutes, driveway paving companies, ANY DISTURBANCE!--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 00:43, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==Observation: Koopa/Bowser==
I noticed your confusion over how Bob kept calling Bowser "Koopa". Actually, that's not uncommon. Bowser's title has always been "King of the Koopas", but the name "Koopa" was more prevalent in the Mario cartoons (Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World) for some unknown reason. As well, I think Bowser's also been referred to as "Bowser Koopa" like how Princess Peach is now "Peach Toadstool". My guess is that Bob had seen some of the Mario cartoons in the past and (somehow) remembers the name Koopa more than Bowser.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:29, 11 February 2010 (UTC)
* In the Japanese version of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Bowser's name was Koopa. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:38, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah. That makes sense. Wouldn't be surprised, either. I think Bob was already living off of his pension when Chris was young(this is likely where he thought that "stay at home dad" was acceptable) and watched TV with Chris sometimes(when he wasn't out doing something irresponsible).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:57, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

== Your thoughts on snorlax ==

The concept that she intentionally fucked Chris up is horrifying. I'm pretty sure it's not quite as simple as that, but I get the sick feeling in my gut that you're at least partially right.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:27, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

The tragedy of all this is that just popped into my head while I was gauging her reaction to trolls. I'm calling it a Random-Access Horror.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:53, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

Moarlurk, the problem with trolling Snorlax is that she doesn't use the internet. What do we do? Do we have to go to Ground Zero, vandalize the house, maybe smash up the several rusty cars scattered across the lawn? we cannot do that Your method is stillborn, she never leaves the house. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:27, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah well. We can still troll her via Chris or Bob. We just need to put the fear into them somehow. Perhaps we could inform Bob of the house videos still being up? Idea: Claim that a class action suit is going to be levied against Chris in an attempt to institutionalize him(Bob's worst fear, if this doesn't stir him to action nothing will). Claim that you're a fan of Chris(This will make him sympathize) and you got a tip that a huge class action suit is just getting started and the only way to stop it is to have Chris stop making comics involving anyone based off a real person or using material derived from people on the internet or something so they won't have any material to use. He has to make sure Chris doesn't do anything stupid either or else the suit might start up again. Best case scenario Bob bans Chris from making any further comics and Chris kills him in-universe. We then inform Bob about this and watch the shit fly.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:40, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

What if we hired a professional actor to come by the house and tell em that Mao has sued them for threatening murder or that Greene county has noticed the shit scattered on the lawn. You know, make shit up that they could believe.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:07, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

They aren't exactly smart people--Bob was tricked by a thirteen year old boy too, remember. Snorlax watches too much TV and thinks that every time we drag Chris out of her house we might get him arrested, and Chris is Chris. 90% of the time it'll be Bob on the phone, and he's a cakewalk if you don't let him get a word in. Pose as someone in authority and he'll fall for it if you can sound convincing enough. You might want to compliment him a bit too, he likes that. Snorlax fears Chris being brought before court again and Bob fears him being chucked into an institution. All we have to do is convince Bob that his fear is a real possibility, show him something that looks like proof of the lawsuit, and we'll have the fear erupting in Snorlax too. If we're really lucky, they might move elsewhere.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:44, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Even though people from Massachusetts say I sound like i'm from the south, southerners always detect my bahstin accent. I'm sure if I called Bob, To explain my accent i would have to disguise myself as a friend of Mao, because he's the only Bostonian troll that Chris knows about.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:24, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

A better idea would be claiming that you're an internet friend of Chris's that found out that the trolls have been gathering evidence needed to institutionalize Chris, and the fact that he attempts to threaten people with death in his comic is the clincher--it may terrify Bob but honestly his fear helped make Chris what he is today so he deserves to live in it.

Still, we need something Bob might consider irrefutable proof, so let's hold off on actually doing it until we have a plan. Bob may be gullible, but he catches on--he was instantly suspicious of Julie, remember that. Let's think this out a bit more.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:07, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Wake the FUCK UP! Bob is almost dead, so we can forget about him because he has a 10% of living to Friday, and Barb might kill herself so my Cole-centered schemes might useful in case Cole rescues him from his hell and adopts him, because we all know he can't live alone.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:17, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
* Enlighten me on the subject of heart failure, I'm not an expert. Also, I doubt Barb will kill herself. Though, we may see Cole being relevant again if Bob dies.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

''IF'' Bob dies? No, he's gonna die. The mortality rate for heart failure is 10%, add four heart attacks and he has maybe a 2% chance of surviving. Snorlax is barely mobile so she'll probably starve to death, and if Cole has any sense of mercy he'll save Chris from the sharks of society, because even Cole is aware of us. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:45, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
* I don't think she's that fat. Obese, yes. Fat to the point where she can't move? Doubtful. She'll probably send Chris to fetch food for her and "Getting food" will become the new "shoveling snow". She's not dying anytime soon.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:55, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
Yes, but she has colitis and has to be eating leafy greens,if she fails to eat them she could get sepsis and die of intestinal infections.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:28, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
* Point taken. Though, we don't know enough about her to assume that she's ignoring the advice--her being a redneck isn't enough. I'll estimate her date of death as sometime this decade.
*Lax won't even protect Chris, cause that was Bob's job, Chris will be a fucking fool when Bob dies, like probably going all the way to Japan to meet with Sony, only to find himself castrated by the Yakuza.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Speaking of death, I really think we need to put a "BOB IS DEAD" ad on top of the CWCipedia if we want Chris to tell us anything more on the subject. And make it a standard practice to assume that Chris is dead if he fails to update for more than three days or more.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I had a weird dream last night where I was at my house and Snore was sitting in the backseat of my Honda Accord choking to death, then Chris pops out of the trunk holding a burning copy of "Catcher in the Rye" while speaking backwards. Maybe its a premonition.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:23, 8 March 2010 (UTC)

-Lets make the snorlax ED page. Chris wants us to stop by midnight, but we will only jam the dagger deeper. Make him rage harder than he has ever raged before. Let us destroy his psyche completely.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:10, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
-He's looking at the CWCki now and we can make the Snorlax ED page whenever we want(of course we need a link to the article across the top of CWCipedia so Chris will spot it).

Oh yeah, with the succss of the car pranks gives me an idea that would piss barb off so much: PUT 14 BRANCHLAND COURT UP FOR SALE!--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 19:54, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
*I swear I think we've done that already but go ahead put an ad on Craigslist and invite buyers to just turn up unannounced for maximum lulz.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

[https://post.craigslist.org/uva/H/reo/none/x/PdeDiSNHERGEQ2sa/wPgzz] Did it.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
*Ahahaha, brilliant. Now we play the waiting game.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:30, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure its posted, can you check craigslist?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:23, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
*It's there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:30, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Awesome. Now all we have to do is watch him rage on twitter or youtube.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:57, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Holy Shit==

You successfully dissected Chris's mind.You should be like Troll of the
Year,not for your trolling feats,but for the fact that you creatively and logically categorized Chris's inner thoughts,feelings,and psyche. Kudos. [[User:UhcinoS|UhcinoS]] 03:03, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, you've got a truly amazing insight into Chris's mind. You're like Will Graham from the book ''Red Dragon''. I guess that means Chris is Frances Dolarhyde, since there's no way he's cool enough to be Hannibal Lecter. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 23:01, 17 May 2010
==Trolling Ideas==

I liked your idea a while back about having Alec or someone else write their own "version" of sonichu 11 and I thought that maybe an addition to that plan could be made, have it so that the sysop sends chris and email telling him that the site is losing money because of the lack of updates. However have her also say she has an offer from an outside source who wants to continue sonichu, than she'll say that she'll give him two weeks to respond. KNowing chris he won't respond and the person (hopefully alec) we'll start their comic. Also this way when chris realizes what has happened and complains he'll be told its his fault that he didn't update the comic.
[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:This actually sounds like a pretty good idea. Also, if Chris says something about needing inspiration, have the sysop tell him something like "Inspiration may not have a schedule to you, but you don't need it in order to answer a few mailbags." --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:54, 11 May 2010
:I think we can do this more easily. All we have to do is wait until the end of the month. When the month is about to end, Sysop will send Chris a message announcing that since Chris has not been actively using the Copyright for three months as of the next two or so days, the other claimant is about to gain equal creative control of Sonichu. This other claimant is left unknown. She states that he must begin to upload x number of new comics or at the very least answer x mailbags daily.

SHIT EDIT CONFLICT FUCK.--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:48, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Mighty fine work, Lou ==

Nice work on "improving" the CWCipedia. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Way better than I did. I was Bonehead, by the way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:44, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:were you amongst those that expanded the character pages? because in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: give the damn characters their pages and give them some depth, and for that i salute you man. >:( [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'm the author of Wild's new (and technically the original) bio page. I feel this gives him far more character than Chris ever gave him. Also, I hope we get to keep the CWCipedia in it's current state--raping it feels therapeutic after so long.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:59, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::Indeed. After putting up with Chris's smug, holier-than-thou attitude for what seemed like an eternity, we finally get our revenge. By the way, I went under the name "Thermidor" when I vandalized the CWCipedia. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc here. I rewrite the mailbags. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== It's June ==

Chris made a video on May 31 which said that the trolls will have to work to get a response out of him. It was around this time last year that Chris's Big Night Out emerged. Do you think, if the conditions are right, we'll get a repeat of that? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:10, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm still expecting a PSN hack to prove that there's still anoter bug in the PS3. Bonus points if it happens on Flag Day. Losing the PSN means he'll have to either go outside and do stupid shit, hunt for the bug, or make angry videos.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:19, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
**I keep hearing about how there's a plan to hack his PS3 on July 4th. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:38, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
**That's probably what's going to happen unless that was just a threat Clyde made to get Chris to hustle.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:45, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

== Zapina/Bubbles ==

I think Zapina represents Chris's desire to relive high school (and possibly lose his virginity to one of his gal-pals). Bubbles is most likely the distaff counterpart to Wild, i.e. the desire to impress his mother. The first evidence of this is her evolution, which enabled her to save her adoptive mother. Secondly, notice how Bubbles became entirely useless in Sonichu 5. This was after Snorlax told Chris to stop doing the sub-episodes and that the Attraction Sign was a stupid idea. Since this was one of the few times Barb ''didn't'' let Chris do what he wanted, he might have unconsciously derailed Bubbles to spite her.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:16, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu merch ==
I got an idea for trolling Chris, since Sonichu is public domain, I came up with this OFFICIAL SONICHU MERCHANDISE racket.[http://www.zazzle.com/sonichu_t_tshirt-235150532100261679]
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:51, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
*Then go ahead and tell Chris. Talk about how it's too bad he lost the copyright because you're making thousands of dollars from the sales.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:56, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
**We should put that up on the fake CWCipedia, where fake Chris will say that he finally found someone to produce Sonichu merchandise. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
**Chris doesn't read CWCipedia anymore--he's been ignoring it ever since the first time Clyvian declared that the copyright was his. Just find a way to get into contact with him--perhaps spam him with "BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW" until he replies to one of the emails?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:46, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
***Yes, let's spam up his e-mail box with BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW so much that he won't be able to ignore it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:50, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
Also, we should snail mail him hats and shirts.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:52, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:Perhaps a shirt could be placed on one of the cars outside his house because Boblax would probably throw it in the trash if it comes in the mail. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
This might work; the last person to do this was Liquid, but this time we'll have physical evidence that the merch exists. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:02, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:This is the main problem--do we know anyone that isn't an FA that lives in the area? Seriously, just flooding his inbox with emails that say something like "OH HEY THANKS FOR THE COPYRIGHT I'M RICH NAO" in the title line(the only part he'll read) is faster.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:09, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::I think I've sent him like 20 e-mails with the subject "BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW" and provided a link to the merch in the contents. I don't know if I'm making any impact, but it helps. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:11, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::You think he has a spam filter? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:13, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I don't know if AOL can filter out certain words or not. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:17, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Someone should buy a shirt, then send it with a letter claiming Nintendo has seized all merchandising rights to Sonichu, that oughta make dirty crapped briefs.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:15, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== A new article ==

I've been working on a "Mary Sue" article in my [[User:Bill_Lumburg/Sandbox|sandbox]]. Do you think it's viable? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:20, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm not quite sure myself--wouldn't the article just turn into a description of how pretty much everyone in the comic is some sort of Sue? I think it may work as a section in the Chris and Writing article, though.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:14, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== OkCupid ==

Chris recently updated his [http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu OkCupid] account. You might want to try that to troll him a little more. Might be worth a try, though if it botches it could cause further withdrawal from the intertubes - you'd have to at least be able to fake a girl's voice and call him, or arrange with an FA for him to meet someone. Might yield something.[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

*Just came back to sign my name. [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

I have a girls voice...but..it sounds too loli...D: Would that work though?
*Only if you can spoof a Virginia area code--he ignores all of those.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:32, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

I live in Virginia/DC area dude (What does it show up as on Skype?)
*No idea, but it should be True and Honest enough. Now go out and troll to the extreme.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:39, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
I will, thank you Lurky...
and FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU I forgot my skype password

*Are you in any way planning on meeting him IRL? [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:47, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
....No....Im...only....17... *scared shitless* someone else has to do that D:

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BabyNeko: /* OkCupid */

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BabyNeko: /* OkCupid */

Hi. I rolled back your edits on [[Wild Sonichu]] because I really don't think such an analysis can be backed up or justified. If we start putting Freudian analysis into everything, this place could get a little mucked up. Try to stick with broad/general speculations or more concrete examples. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris and his psyche==

I think you're probably right about all that psycho-analysis on your talk page.

Does it merit an article? [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

I figure that we could do a Chris and Authority article and maybe add some of my speculations to the Patti article.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

*Chris and authority is big one actually, I'm surprised it isn't around here. I might get on it at some point tonight. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:46, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
:*If I remember clearly, I have nuked "Chris and authority" because it sucked hard. Feel free to resurrect it if you can make it better. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:40, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
*Moarlurk, I'll let you get going on it- I'm not sure where to start with it...I'll certainly contrib though.[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:03, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

In these "final" hours, we have to up our viscousness. Send pizza, Chinese food, ambulances, hearses, prostitutes, driveway paving companies, ANY DISTURBANCE!--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 00:43, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==Observation: Koopa/Bowser==
I noticed your confusion over how Bob kept calling Bowser "Koopa". Actually, that's not uncommon. Bowser's title has always been "King of the Koopas", but the name "Koopa" was more prevalent in the Mario cartoons (Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World) for some unknown reason. As well, I think Bowser's also been referred to as "Bowser Koopa" like how Princess Peach is now "Peach Toadstool". My guess is that Bob had seen some of the Mario cartoons in the past and (somehow) remembers the name Koopa more than Bowser.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:29, 11 February 2010 (UTC)
* In the Japanese version of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Bowser's name was Koopa. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:38, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah. That makes sense. Wouldn't be surprised, either. I think Bob was already living off of his pension when Chris was young(this is likely where he thought that "stay at home dad" was acceptable) and watched TV with Chris sometimes(when he wasn't out doing something irresponsible).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:57, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

== Your thoughts on snorlax ==

The concept that she intentionally fucked Chris up is horrifying. I'm pretty sure it's not quite as simple as that, but I get the sick feeling in my gut that you're at least partially right.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:27, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

The tragedy of all this is that just popped into my head while I was gauging her reaction to trolls. I'm calling it a Random-Access Horror.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:53, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

Moarlurk, the problem with trolling Snorlax is that she doesn't use the internet. What do we do? Do we have to go to Ground Zero, vandalize the house, maybe smash up the several rusty cars scattered across the lawn? we cannot do that Your method is stillborn, she never leaves the house. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:27, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah well. We can still troll her via Chris or Bob. We just need to put the fear into them somehow. Perhaps we could inform Bob of the house videos still being up? Idea: Claim that a class action suit is going to be levied against Chris in an attempt to institutionalize him(Bob's worst fear, if this doesn't stir him to action nothing will). Claim that you're a fan of Chris(This will make him sympathize) and you got a tip that a huge class action suit is just getting started and the only way to stop it is to have Chris stop making comics involving anyone based off a real person or using material derived from people on the internet or something so they won't have any material to use. He has to make sure Chris doesn't do anything stupid either or else the suit might start up again. Best case scenario Bob bans Chris from making any further comics and Chris kills him in-universe. We then inform Bob about this and watch the shit fly.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:40, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

What if we hired a professional actor to come by the house and tell em that Mao has sued them for threatening murder or that Greene county has noticed the shit scattered on the lawn. You know, make shit up that they could believe.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:07, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

They aren't exactly smart people--Bob was tricked by a thirteen year old boy too, remember. Snorlax watches too much TV and thinks that every time we drag Chris out of her house we might get him arrested, and Chris is Chris. 90% of the time it'll be Bob on the phone, and he's a cakewalk if you don't let him get a word in. Pose as someone in authority and he'll fall for it if you can sound convincing enough. You might want to compliment him a bit too, he likes that. Snorlax fears Chris being brought before court again and Bob fears him being chucked into an institution. All we have to do is convince Bob that his fear is a real possibility, show him something that looks like proof of the lawsuit, and we'll have the fear erupting in Snorlax too. If we're really lucky, they might move elsewhere.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:44, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Even though people from Massachusetts say I sound like i'm from the south, southerners always detect my bahstin accent. I'm sure if I called Bob, To explain my accent i would have to disguise myself as a friend of Mao, because he's the only Bostonian troll that Chris knows about.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:24, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

A better idea would be claiming that you're an internet friend of Chris's that found out that the trolls have been gathering evidence needed to institutionalize Chris, and the fact that he attempts to threaten people with death in his comic is the clincher--it may terrify Bob but honestly his fear helped make Chris what he is today so he deserves to live in it.

Still, we need something Bob might consider irrefutable proof, so let's hold off on actually doing it until we have a plan. Bob may be gullible, but he catches on--he was instantly suspicious of Julie, remember that. Let's think this out a bit more.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:07, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Wake the FUCK UP! Bob is almost dead, so we can forget about him because he has a 10% of living to Friday, and Barb might kill herself so my Cole-centered schemes might useful in case Cole rescues him from his hell and adopts him, because we all know he can't live alone.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:17, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
* Enlighten me on the subject of heart failure, I'm not an expert. Also, I doubt Barb will kill herself. Though, we may see Cole being relevant again if Bob dies.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

''IF'' Bob dies? No, he's gonna die. The mortality rate for heart failure is 10%, add four heart attacks and he has maybe a 2% chance of surviving. Snorlax is barely mobile so she'll probably starve to death, and if Cole has any sense of mercy he'll save Chris from the sharks of society, because even Cole is aware of us. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:45, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
* I don't think she's that fat. Obese, yes. Fat to the point where she can't move? Doubtful. She'll probably send Chris to fetch food for her and "Getting food" will become the new "shoveling snow". She's not dying anytime soon.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:55, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
Yes, but she has colitis and has to be eating leafy greens,if she fails to eat them she could get sepsis and die of intestinal infections.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:28, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
* Point taken. Though, we don't know enough about her to assume that she's ignoring the advice--her being a redneck isn't enough. I'll estimate her date of death as sometime this decade.
*Lax won't even protect Chris, cause that was Bob's job, Chris will be a fucking fool when Bob dies, like probably going all the way to Japan to meet with Sony, only to find himself castrated by the Yakuza.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Speaking of death, I really think we need to put a "BOB IS DEAD" ad on top of the CWCipedia if we want Chris to tell us anything more on the subject. And make it a standard practice to assume that Chris is dead if he fails to update for more than three days or more.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I had a weird dream last night where I was at my house and Snore was sitting in the backseat of my Honda Accord choking to death, then Chris pops out of the trunk holding a burning copy of "Catcher in the Rye" while speaking backwards. Maybe its a premonition.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:23, 8 March 2010 (UTC)

-Lets make the snorlax ED page. Chris wants us to stop by midnight, but we will only jam the dagger deeper. Make him rage harder than he has ever raged before. Let us destroy his psyche completely.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:10, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
-He's looking at the CWCki now and we can make the Snorlax ED page whenever we want(of course we need a link to the article across the top of CWCipedia so Chris will spot it).

Oh yeah, with the succss of the car pranks gives me an idea that would piss barb off so much: PUT 14 BRANCHLAND COURT UP FOR SALE!--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 19:54, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
*I swear I think we've done that already but go ahead put an ad on Craigslist and invite buyers to just turn up unannounced for maximum lulz.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

[https://post.craigslist.org/uva/H/reo/none/x/PdeDiSNHERGEQ2sa/wPgzz] Did it.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
*Ahahaha, brilliant. Now we play the waiting game.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:30, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure its posted, can you check craigslist?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:23, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
*It's there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:30, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Awesome. Now all we have to do is watch him rage on twitter or youtube.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:57, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Holy Shit==

You successfully dissected Chris's mind.You should be like Troll of the
Year,not for your trolling feats,but for the fact that you creatively and logically categorized Chris's inner thoughts,feelings,and psyche. Kudos. [[User:UhcinoS|UhcinoS]] 03:03, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, you've got a truly amazing insight into Chris's mind. You're like Will Graham from the book ''Red Dragon''. I guess that means Chris is Frances Dolarhyde, since there's no way he's cool enough to be Hannibal Lecter. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 23:01, 17 May 2010
==Trolling Ideas==

I liked your idea a while back about having Alec or someone else write their own "version" of sonichu 11 and I thought that maybe an addition to that plan could be made, have it so that the sysop sends chris and email telling him that the site is losing money because of the lack of updates. However have her also say she has an offer from an outside source who wants to continue sonichu, than she'll say that she'll give him two weeks to respond. KNowing chris he won't respond and the person (hopefully alec) we'll start their comic. Also this way when chris realizes what has happened and complains he'll be told its his fault that he didn't update the comic.
[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:This actually sounds like a pretty good idea. Also, if Chris says something about needing inspiration, have the sysop tell him something like "Inspiration may not have a schedule to you, but you don't need it in order to answer a few mailbags." --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:54, 11 May 2010
:I think we can do this more easily. All we have to do is wait until the end of the month. When the month is about to end, Sysop will send Chris a message announcing that since Chris has not been actively using the Copyright for three months as of the next two or so days, the other claimant is about to gain equal creative control of Sonichu. This other claimant is left unknown. She states that he must begin to upload x number of new comics or at the very least answer x mailbags daily.

SHIT EDIT CONFLICT FUCK.--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:48, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Mighty fine work, Lou ==

Nice work on "improving" the CWCipedia. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Way better than I did. I was Bonehead, by the way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:44, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:were you amongst those that expanded the character pages? because in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: give the damn characters their pages and give them some depth, and for that i salute you man. >:( [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'm the author of Wild's new (and technically the original) bio page. I feel this gives him far more character than Chris ever gave him. Also, I hope we get to keep the CWCipedia in it's current state--raping it feels therapeutic after so long.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:59, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::Indeed. After putting up with Chris's smug, holier-than-thou attitude for what seemed like an eternity, we finally get our revenge. By the way, I went under the name "Thermidor" when I vandalized the CWCipedia. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc here. I rewrite the mailbags. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== It's June ==

Chris made a video on May 31 which said that the trolls will have to work to get a response out of him. It was around this time last year that Chris's Big Night Out emerged. Do you think, if the conditions are right, we'll get a repeat of that? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:10, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm still expecting a PSN hack to prove that there's still anoter bug in the PS3. Bonus points if it happens on Flag Day. Losing the PSN means he'll have to either go outside and do stupid shit, hunt for the bug, or make angry videos.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:19, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
**I keep hearing about how there's a plan to hack his PS3 on July 4th. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:38, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
**That's probably what's going to happen unless that was just a threat Clyde made to get Chris to hustle.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:45, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

== Zapina/Bubbles ==

I think Zapina represents Chris's desire to relive high school (and possibly lose his virginity to one of his gal-pals). Bubbles is most likely the distaff counterpart to Wild, i.e. the desire to impress his mother. The first evidence of this is her evolution, which enabled her to save her adoptive mother. Secondly, notice how Bubbles became entirely useless in Sonichu 5. This was after Snorlax told Chris to stop doing the sub-episodes and that the Attraction Sign was a stupid idea. Since this was one of the few times Barb ''didn't'' let Chris do what he wanted, he might have unconsciously derailed Bubbles to spite her.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:16, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu merch ==
I got an idea for trolling Chris, since Sonichu is public domain, I came up with this OFFICIAL SONICHU MERCHANDISE racket.[http://www.zazzle.com/sonichu_t_tshirt-235150532100261679]
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:51, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
*Then go ahead and tell Chris. Talk about how it's too bad he lost the copyright because you're making thousands of dollars from the sales.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:56, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
**We should put that up on the fake CWCipedia, where fake Chris will say that he finally found someone to produce Sonichu merchandise. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
**Chris doesn't read CWCipedia anymore--he's been ignoring it ever since the first time Clyvian declared that the copyright was his. Just find a way to get into contact with him--perhaps spam him with "BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW" until he replies to one of the emails?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:46, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
***Yes, let's spam up his e-mail box with BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW so much that he won't be able to ignore it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:50, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
Also, we should snail mail him hats and shirts.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:52, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:Perhaps a shirt could be placed on one of the cars outside his house because Boblax would probably throw it in the trash if it comes in the mail. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
This might work; the last person to do this was Liquid, but this time we'll have physical evidence that the merch exists. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:02, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:This is the main problem--do we know anyone that isn't an FA that lives in the area? Seriously, just flooding his inbox with emails that say something like "OH HEY THANKS FOR THE COPYRIGHT I'M RICH NAO" in the title line(the only part he'll read) is faster.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:09, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::I think I've sent him like 20 e-mails with the subject "BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW" and provided a link to the merch in the contents. I don't know if I'm making any impact, but it helps. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:11, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::You think he has a spam filter? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:13, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I don't know if AOL can filter out certain words or not. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:17, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Someone should buy a shirt, then send it with a letter claiming Nintendo has seized all merchandising rights to Sonichu, that oughta make dirty crapped briefs.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:15, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== A new article ==

I've been working on a "Mary Sue" article in my [[User:Bill_Lumburg/Sandbox|sandbox]]. Do you think it's viable? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:20, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm not quite sure myself--wouldn't the article just turn into a description of how pretty much everyone in the comic is some sort of Sue? I think it may work as a section in the Chris and Writing article, though.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:14, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== OkCupid ==

Chris recently updated his [http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu OkCupid] account. You might want to try that to troll him a little more. Might be worth a try, though if it botches it could cause further withdrawal from the intertubes - you'd have to at least be able to fake a girl's voice and call him, or arrange with an FA for him to meet someone. Might yield somethiing.

I have a girls voice...but..it sounds too loli...D: Would that work though?
*Only if you can spoof a Virginia area code--he ignores all of those.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:32, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

I live in Virginia/DC area dude (What does it show up as on Skype?) [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

User talk:IBAnderson

2010-06-21T21:29:14Z

BabyNeko:

Keep fighting the good fight, Ian! Never give up! --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:22, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the encouragement! It's nice to know I have fans to help me defeat this slanderous imposter. Perhaps I'll make an account on da Youtube one of these days and <s>troll</s> contact him through my videos. --[[User:IBAnderson|IBAnderson]] 10:27 14, May 2010 (UTC)

*Now we're talking, down with the imposter! --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:33, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

Hi Ian B. Anderson ^0^
The REAL IBA!!!
you seem like an awesome person!! If you need any help with stuffsies, just ask me [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

User:Sully

2010-06-21T21:27:34Z

BabyNeko: Created page with 'Dude, why must you have grudges...if you keep making gruding edits to peoples userpages, you are going to get banned...'

Dude, why must you have grudges...if you keep making gruding edits to peoples userpages, you are going to get banned...

User talk:MoarLurk

2010-06-21T21:22:02Z

BabyNeko: /* OkCupid */

Hi. I rolled back your edits on [[Wild Sonichu]] because I really don't think such an analysis can be backed up or justified. If we start putting Freudian analysis into everything, this place could get a little mucked up. Try to stick with broad/general speculations or more concrete examples. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris and his psyche==

I think you're probably right about all that psycho-analysis on your talk page.

Does it merit an article? [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

I figure that we could do a Chris and Authority article and maybe add some of my speculations to the Patti article.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

*Chris and authority is big one actually, I'm surprised it isn't around here. I might get on it at some point tonight. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:46, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
:*If I remember clearly, I have nuked "Chris and authority" because it sucked hard. Feel free to resurrect it if you can make it better. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:40, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
*Moarlurk, I'll let you get going on it- I'm not sure where to start with it...I'll certainly contrib though.[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:03, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

In these "final" hours, we have to up our viscousness. Send pizza, Chinese food, ambulances, hearses, prostitutes, driveway paving companies, ANY DISTURBANCE!--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 00:43, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==Observation: Koopa/Bowser==
I noticed your confusion over how Bob kept calling Bowser "Koopa". Actually, that's not uncommon. Bowser's title has always been "King of the Koopas", but the name "Koopa" was more prevalent in the Mario cartoons (Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World) for some unknown reason. As well, I think Bowser's also been referred to as "Bowser Koopa" like how Princess Peach is now "Peach Toadstool". My guess is that Bob had seen some of the Mario cartoons in the past and (somehow) remembers the name Koopa more than Bowser.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:29, 11 February 2010 (UTC)
* In the Japanese version of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Bowser's name was Koopa. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:38, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah. That makes sense. Wouldn't be surprised, either. I think Bob was already living off of his pension when Chris was young(this is likely where he thought that "stay at home dad" was acceptable) and watched TV with Chris sometimes(when he wasn't out doing something irresponsible).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:57, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

== Your thoughts on snorlax ==

The concept that she intentionally fucked Chris up is horrifying. I'm pretty sure it's not quite as simple as that, but I get the sick feeling in my gut that you're at least partially right.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:27, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

The tragedy of all this is that just popped into my head while I was gauging her reaction to trolls. I'm calling it a Random-Access Horror.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:53, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

Moarlurk, the problem with trolling Snorlax is that she doesn't use the internet. What do we do? Do we have to go to Ground Zero, vandalize the house, maybe smash up the several rusty cars scattered across the lawn? we cannot do that Your method is stillborn, she never leaves the house. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:27, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah well. We can still troll her via Chris or Bob. We just need to put the fear into them somehow. Perhaps we could inform Bob of the house videos still being up? Idea: Claim that a class action suit is going to be levied against Chris in an attempt to institutionalize him(Bob's worst fear, if this doesn't stir him to action nothing will). Claim that you're a fan of Chris(This will make him sympathize) and you got a tip that a huge class action suit is just getting started and the only way to stop it is to have Chris stop making comics involving anyone based off a real person or using material derived from people on the internet or something so they won't have any material to use. He has to make sure Chris doesn't do anything stupid either or else the suit might start up again. Best case scenario Bob bans Chris from making any further comics and Chris kills him in-universe. We then inform Bob about this and watch the shit fly.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:40, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

What if we hired a professional actor to come by the house and tell em that Mao has sued them for threatening murder or that Greene county has noticed the shit scattered on the lawn. You know, make shit up that they could believe.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:07, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

They aren't exactly smart people--Bob was tricked by a thirteen year old boy too, remember. Snorlax watches too much TV and thinks that every time we drag Chris out of her house we might get him arrested, and Chris is Chris. 90% of the time it'll be Bob on the phone, and he's a cakewalk if you don't let him get a word in. Pose as someone in authority and he'll fall for it if you can sound convincing enough. You might want to compliment him a bit too, he likes that. Snorlax fears Chris being brought before court again and Bob fears him being chucked into an institution. All we have to do is convince Bob that his fear is a real possibility, show him something that looks like proof of the lawsuit, and we'll have the fear erupting in Snorlax too. If we're really lucky, they might move elsewhere.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:44, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Even though people from Massachusetts say I sound like i'm from the south, southerners always detect my bahstin accent. I'm sure if I called Bob, To explain my accent i would have to disguise myself as a friend of Mao, because he's the only Bostonian troll that Chris knows about.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:24, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

A better idea would be claiming that you're an internet friend of Chris's that found out that the trolls have been gathering evidence needed to institutionalize Chris, and the fact that he attempts to threaten people with death in his comic is the clincher--it may terrify Bob but honestly his fear helped make Chris what he is today so he deserves to live in it.

Still, we need something Bob might consider irrefutable proof, so let's hold off on actually doing it until we have a plan. Bob may be gullible, but he catches on--he was instantly suspicious of Julie, remember that. Let's think this out a bit more.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:07, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Wake the FUCK UP! Bob is almost dead, so we can forget about him because he has a 10% of living to Friday, and Barb might kill herself so my Cole-centered schemes might useful in case Cole rescues him from his hell and adopts him, because we all know he can't live alone.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:17, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
* Enlighten me on the subject of heart failure, I'm not an expert. Also, I doubt Barb will kill herself. Though, we may see Cole being relevant again if Bob dies.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

''IF'' Bob dies? No, he's gonna die. The mortality rate for heart failure is 10%, add four heart attacks and he has maybe a 2% chance of surviving. Snorlax is barely mobile so she'll probably starve to death, and if Cole has any sense of mercy he'll save Chris from the sharks of society, because even Cole is aware of us. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:45, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
* I don't think she's that fat. Obese, yes. Fat to the point where she can't move? Doubtful. She'll probably send Chris to fetch food for her and "Getting food" will become the new "shoveling snow". She's not dying anytime soon.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:55, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
Yes, but she has colitis and has to be eating leafy greens,if she fails to eat them she could get sepsis and die of intestinal infections.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:28, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
* Point taken. Though, we don't know enough about her to assume that she's ignoring the advice--her being a redneck isn't enough. I'll estimate her date of death as sometime this decade.
*Lax won't even protect Chris, cause that was Bob's job, Chris will be a fucking fool when Bob dies, like probably going all the way to Japan to meet with Sony, only to find himself castrated by the Yakuza.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Speaking of death, I really think we need to put a "BOB IS DEAD" ad on top of the CWCipedia if we want Chris to tell us anything more on the subject. And make it a standard practice to assume that Chris is dead if he fails to update for more than three days or more.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I had a weird dream last night where I was at my house and Snore was sitting in the backseat of my Honda Accord choking to death, then Chris pops out of the trunk holding a burning copy of "Catcher in the Rye" while speaking backwards. Maybe its a premonition.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:23, 8 March 2010 (UTC)

-Lets make the snorlax ED page. Chris wants us to stop by midnight, but we will only jam the dagger deeper. Make him rage harder than he has ever raged before. Let us destroy his psyche completely.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:10, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
-He's looking at the CWCki now and we can make the Snorlax ED page whenever we want(of course we need a link to the article across the top of CWCipedia so Chris will spot it).

Oh yeah, with the succss of the car pranks gives me an idea that would piss barb off so much: PUT 14 BRANCHLAND COURT UP FOR SALE!--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 19:54, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
*I swear I think we've done that already but go ahead put an ad on Craigslist and invite buyers to just turn up unannounced for maximum lulz.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

[https://post.craigslist.org/uva/H/reo/none/x/PdeDiSNHERGEQ2sa/wPgzz] Did it.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
*Ahahaha, brilliant. Now we play the waiting game.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:30, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure its posted, can you check craigslist?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:23, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
*It's there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:30, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Awesome. Now all we have to do is watch him rage on twitter or youtube.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:57, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Holy Shit==

You successfully dissected Chris's mind.You should be like Troll of the
Year,not for your trolling feats,but for the fact that you creatively and logically categorized Chris's inner thoughts,feelings,and psyche. Kudos. [[User:UhcinoS|UhcinoS]] 03:03, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, you've got a truly amazing insight into Chris's mind. You're like Will Graham from the book ''Red Dragon''. I guess that means Chris is Frances Dolarhyde, since there's no way he's cool enough to be Hannibal Lecter. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 23:01, 17 May 2010
==Trolling Ideas==

I liked your idea a while back about having Alec or someone else write their own "version" of sonichu 11 and I thought that maybe an addition to that plan could be made, have it so that the sysop sends chris and email telling him that the site is losing money because of the lack of updates. However have her also say she has an offer from an outside source who wants to continue sonichu, than she'll say that she'll give him two weeks to respond. KNowing chris he won't respond and the person (hopefully alec) we'll start their comic. Also this way when chris realizes what has happened and complains he'll be told its his fault that he didn't update the comic.
[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:This actually sounds like a pretty good idea. Also, if Chris says something about needing inspiration, have the sysop tell him something like "Inspiration may not have a schedule to you, but you don't need it in order to answer a few mailbags." --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:54, 11 May 2010
:I think we can do this more easily. All we have to do is wait until the end of the month. When the month is about to end, Sysop will send Chris a message announcing that since Chris has not been actively using the Copyright for three months as of the next two or so days, the other claimant is about to gain equal creative control of Sonichu. This other claimant is left unknown. She states that he must begin to upload x number of new comics or at the very least answer x mailbags daily.

SHIT EDIT CONFLICT FUCK.--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:48, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Mighty fine work, Lou ==

Nice work on "improving" the CWCipedia. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Way better than I did. I was Bonehead, by the way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:44, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:were you amongst those that expanded the character pages? because in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: give the damn characters their pages and give them some depth, and for that i salute you man. >:( [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'm the author of Wild's new (and technically the original) bio page. I feel this gives him far more character than Chris ever gave him. Also, I hope we get to keep the CWCipedia in it's current state--raping it feels therapeutic after so long.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:59, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::Indeed. After putting up with Chris's smug, holier-than-thou attitude for what seemed like an eternity, we finally get our revenge. By the way, I went under the name "Thermidor" when I vandalized the CWCipedia. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc here. I rewrite the mailbags. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== It's June ==

Chris made a video on May 31 which said that the trolls will have to work to get a response out of him. It was around this time last year that Chris's Big Night Out emerged. Do you think, if the conditions are right, we'll get a repeat of that? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:10, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm still expecting a PSN hack to prove that there's still anoter bug in the PS3. Bonus points if it happens on Flag Day. Losing the PSN means he'll have to either go outside and do stupid shit, hunt for the bug, or make angry videos.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:19, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
**I keep hearing about how there's a plan to hack his PS3 on July 4th. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:38, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
**That's probably what's going to happen unless that was just a threat Clyde made to get Chris to hustle.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:45, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

== Zapina/Bubbles ==

I think Zapina represents Chris's desire to relive high school (and possibly lose his virginity to one of his gal-pals). Bubbles is most likely the distaff counterpart to Wild, i.e. the desire to impress his mother. The first evidence of this is her evolution, which enabled her to save her adoptive mother. Secondly, notice how Bubbles became entirely useless in Sonichu 5. This was after Snorlax told Chris to stop doing the sub-episodes and that the Attraction Sign was a stupid idea. Since this was one of the few times Barb ''didn't'' let Chris do what he wanted, he might have unconsciously derailed Bubbles to spite her.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:16, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu merch ==
I got an idea for trolling Chris, since Sonichu is public domain, I came up with this OFFICIAL SONICHU MERCHANDISE racket.[http://www.zazzle.com/sonichu_t_tshirt-235150532100261679]
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:51, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
*Then go ahead and tell Chris. Talk about how it's too bad he lost the copyright because you're making thousands of dollars from the sales.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:56, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
**We should put that up on the fake CWCipedia, where fake Chris will say that he finally found someone to produce Sonichu merchandise. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
**Chris doesn't read CWCipedia anymore--he's been ignoring it ever since the first time Clyvian declared that the copyright was his. Just find a way to get into contact with him--perhaps spam him with "BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW" until he replies to one of the emails?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:46, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
***Yes, let's spam up his e-mail box with BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW so much that he won't be able to ignore it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:50, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
Also, we should snail mail him hats and shirts.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:52, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:Perhaps a shirt could be placed on one of the cars outside his house because Boblax would probably throw it in the trash if it comes in the mail. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
This might work; the last person to do this was Liquid, but this time we'll have physical evidence that the merch exists. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:02, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:This is the main problem--do we know anyone that isn't an FA that lives in the area? Seriously, just flooding his inbox with emails that say something like "OH HEY THANKS FOR THE COPYRIGHT I'M RICH NAO" in the title line(the only part he'll read) is faster.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:09, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::I think I've sent him like 20 e-mails with the subject "BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW" and provided a link to the merch in the contents. I don't know if I'm making any impact, but it helps. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:11, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::You think he has a spam filter? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:13, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I don't know if AOL can filter out certain words or not. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:17, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Someone should buy a shirt, then send it with a letter claiming Nintendo has seized all merchandising rights to Sonichu, that oughta make dirty crapped briefs.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:15, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== A new article ==

I've been working on a "Mary Sue" article in my [[User:Bill_Lumburg/Sandbox|sandbox]]. Do you think it's viable? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:20, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm not quite sure myself--wouldn't the article just turn into a description of how pretty much everyone in the comic is some sort of Sue? I think it may work as a section in the Chris and Writing article, though.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:14, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== OkCupid ==

Chris recently updated his [http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu OkCupid] account. You might want to try that to troll him a little more. Might be worth a try, though if it botches it could cause further withdrawal from the intertubes - you'd have to at least be able to fake a girl's voice and call him, or arrange with an FA for him to meet someone. Might yield somethiing.

I have a girls voice...but..it sounds too loli...D: Would that work though?

User talk:MoarLurk

2010-06-21T21:21:46Z

BabyNeko: /* OkCupid */

Hi. I rolled back your edits on [[Wild Sonichu]] because I really don't think such an analysis can be backed up or justified. If we start putting Freudian analysis into everything, this place could get a little mucked up. Try to stick with broad/general speculations or more concrete examples. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris and his psyche==

I think you're probably right about all that psycho-analysis on your talk page.

Does it merit an article? [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

I figure that we could do a Chris and Authority article and maybe add some of my speculations to the Patti article.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

*Chris and authority is big one actually, I'm surprised it isn't around here. I might get on it at some point tonight. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:46, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
:*If I remember clearly, I have nuked "Chris and authority" because it sucked hard. Feel free to resurrect it if you can make it better. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:40, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
*Moarlurk, I'll let you get going on it- I'm not sure where to start with it...I'll certainly contrib though.[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:03, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

In these "final" hours, we have to up our viscousness. Send pizza, Chinese food, ambulances, hearses, prostitutes, driveway paving companies, ANY DISTURBANCE!--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 00:43, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==Observation: Koopa/Bowser==
I noticed your confusion over how Bob kept calling Bowser "Koopa". Actually, that's not uncommon. Bowser's title has always been "King of the Koopas", but the name "Koopa" was more prevalent in the Mario cartoons (Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World) for some unknown reason. As well, I think Bowser's also been referred to as "Bowser Koopa" like how Princess Peach is now "Peach Toadstool". My guess is that Bob had seen some of the Mario cartoons in the past and (somehow) remembers the name Koopa more than Bowser.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:29, 11 February 2010 (UTC)
* In the Japanese version of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Bowser's name was Koopa. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:38, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah. That makes sense. Wouldn't be surprised, either. I think Bob was already living off of his pension when Chris was young(this is likely where he thought that "stay at home dad" was acceptable) and watched TV with Chris sometimes(when he wasn't out doing something irresponsible).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:57, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

== Your thoughts on snorlax ==

The concept that she intentionally fucked Chris up is horrifying. I'm pretty sure it's not quite as simple as that, but I get the sick feeling in my gut that you're at least partially right.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:27, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

The tragedy of all this is that just popped into my head while I was gauging her reaction to trolls. I'm calling it a Random-Access Horror.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:53, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

Moarlurk, the problem with trolling Snorlax is that she doesn't use the internet. What do we do? Do we have to go to Ground Zero, vandalize the house, maybe smash up the several rusty cars scattered across the lawn? we cannot do that Your method is stillborn, she never leaves the house. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:27, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah well. We can still troll her via Chris or Bob. We just need to put the fear into them somehow. Perhaps we could inform Bob of the house videos still being up? Idea: Claim that a class action suit is going to be levied against Chris in an attempt to institutionalize him(Bob's worst fear, if this doesn't stir him to action nothing will). Claim that you're a fan of Chris(This will make him sympathize) and you got a tip that a huge class action suit is just getting started and the only way to stop it is to have Chris stop making comics involving anyone based off a real person or using material derived from people on the internet or something so they won't have any material to use. He has to make sure Chris doesn't do anything stupid either or else the suit might start up again. Best case scenario Bob bans Chris from making any further comics and Chris kills him in-universe. We then inform Bob about this and watch the shit fly.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:40, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

What if we hired a professional actor to come by the house and tell em that Mao has sued them for threatening murder or that Greene county has noticed the shit scattered on the lawn. You know, make shit up that they could believe.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:07, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

They aren't exactly smart people--Bob was tricked by a thirteen year old boy too, remember. Snorlax watches too much TV and thinks that every time we drag Chris out of her house we might get him arrested, and Chris is Chris. 90% of the time it'll be Bob on the phone, and he's a cakewalk if you don't let him get a word in. Pose as someone in authority and he'll fall for it if you can sound convincing enough. You might want to compliment him a bit too, he likes that. Snorlax fears Chris being brought before court again and Bob fears him being chucked into an institution. All we have to do is convince Bob that his fear is a real possibility, show him something that looks like proof of the lawsuit, and we'll have the fear erupting in Snorlax too. If we're really lucky, they might move elsewhere.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:44, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Even though people from Massachusetts say I sound like i'm from the south, southerners always detect my bahstin accent. I'm sure if I called Bob, To explain my accent i would have to disguise myself as a friend of Mao, because he's the only Bostonian troll that Chris knows about.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:24, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

A better idea would be claiming that you're an internet friend of Chris's that found out that the trolls have been gathering evidence needed to institutionalize Chris, and the fact that he attempts to threaten people with death in his comic is the clincher--it may terrify Bob but honestly his fear helped make Chris what he is today so he deserves to live in it.

Still, we need something Bob might consider irrefutable proof, so let's hold off on actually doing it until we have a plan. Bob may be gullible, but he catches on--he was instantly suspicious of Julie, remember that. Let's think this out a bit more.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:07, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Wake the FUCK UP! Bob is almost dead, so we can forget about him because he has a 10% of living to Friday, and Barb might kill herself so my Cole-centered schemes might useful in case Cole rescues him from his hell and adopts him, because we all know he can't live alone.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:17, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
* Enlighten me on the subject of heart failure, I'm not an expert. Also, I doubt Barb will kill herself. Though, we may see Cole being relevant again if Bob dies.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

''IF'' Bob dies? No, he's gonna die. The mortality rate for heart failure is 10%, add four heart attacks and he has maybe a 2% chance of surviving. Snorlax is barely mobile so she'll probably starve to death, and if Cole has any sense of mercy he'll save Chris from the sharks of society, because even Cole is aware of us. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:45, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
* I don't think she's that fat. Obese, yes. Fat to the point where she can't move? Doubtful. She'll probably send Chris to fetch food for her and "Getting food" will become the new "shoveling snow". She's not dying anytime soon.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:55, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
Yes, but she has colitis and has to be eating leafy greens,if she fails to eat them she could get sepsis and die of intestinal infections.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:28, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
* Point taken. Though, we don't know enough about her to assume that she's ignoring the advice--her being a redneck isn't enough. I'll estimate her date of death as sometime this decade.
*Lax won't even protect Chris, cause that was Bob's job, Chris will be a fucking fool when Bob dies, like probably going all the way to Japan to meet with Sony, only to find himself castrated by the Yakuza.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Speaking of death, I really think we need to put a "BOB IS DEAD" ad on top of the CWCipedia if we want Chris to tell us anything more on the subject. And make it a standard practice to assume that Chris is dead if he fails to update for more than three days or more.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I had a weird dream last night where I was at my house and Snore was sitting in the backseat of my Honda Accord choking to death, then Chris pops out of the trunk holding a burning copy of "Catcher in the Rye" while speaking backwards. Maybe its a premonition.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:23, 8 March 2010 (UTC)

-Lets make the snorlax ED page. Chris wants us to stop by midnight, but we will only jam the dagger deeper. Make him rage harder than he has ever raged before. Let us destroy his psyche completely.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:10, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
-He's looking at the CWCki now and we can make the Snorlax ED page whenever we want(of course we need a link to the article across the top of CWCipedia so Chris will spot it).

Oh yeah, with the succss of the car pranks gives me an idea that would piss barb off so much: PUT 14 BRANCHLAND COURT UP FOR SALE!--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 19:54, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
*I swear I think we've done that already but go ahead put an ad on Craigslist and invite buyers to just turn up unannounced for maximum lulz.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

[https://post.craigslist.org/uva/H/reo/none/x/PdeDiSNHERGEQ2sa/wPgzz] Did it.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
*Ahahaha, brilliant. Now we play the waiting game.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:30, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure its posted, can you check craigslist?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:23, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
*It's there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:30, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Awesome. Now all we have to do is watch him rage on twitter or youtube.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:57, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Holy Shit==

You successfully dissected Chris's mind.You should be like Troll of the
Year,not for your trolling feats,but for the fact that you creatively and logically categorized Chris's inner thoughts,feelings,and psyche. Kudos. [[User:UhcinoS|UhcinoS]] 03:03, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, you've got a truly amazing insight into Chris's mind. You're like Will Graham from the book ''Red Dragon''. I guess that means Chris is Frances Dolarhyde, since there's no way he's cool enough to be Hannibal Lecter. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 23:01, 17 May 2010
==Trolling Ideas==

I liked your idea a while back about having Alec or someone else write their own "version" of sonichu 11 and I thought that maybe an addition to that plan could be made, have it so that the sysop sends chris and email telling him that the site is losing money because of the lack of updates. However have her also say she has an offer from an outside source who wants to continue sonichu, than she'll say that she'll give him two weeks to respond. KNowing chris he won't respond and the person (hopefully alec) we'll start their comic. Also this way when chris realizes what has happened and complains he'll be told its his fault that he didn't update the comic.
[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:This actually sounds like a pretty good idea. Also, if Chris says something about needing inspiration, have the sysop tell him something like "Inspiration may not have a schedule to you, but you don't need it in order to answer a few mailbags." --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:54, 11 May 2010
:I think we can do this more easily. All we have to do is wait until the end of the month. When the month is about to end, Sysop will send Chris a message announcing that since Chris has not been actively using the Copyright for three months as of the next two or so days, the other claimant is about to gain equal creative control of Sonichu. This other claimant is left unknown. She states that he must begin to upload x number of new comics or at the very least answer x mailbags daily.

SHIT EDIT CONFLICT FUCK.--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:48, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Mighty fine work, Lou ==

Nice work on "improving" the CWCipedia. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Way better than I did. I was Bonehead, by the way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:44, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:were you amongst those that expanded the character pages? because in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: give the damn characters their pages and give them some depth, and for that i salute you man. >:( [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'm the author of Wild's new (and technically the original) bio page. I feel this gives him far more character than Chris ever gave him. Also, I hope we get to keep the CWCipedia in it's current state--raping it feels therapeutic after so long.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:59, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::Indeed. After putting up with Chris's smug, holier-than-thou attitude for what seemed like an eternity, we finally get our revenge. By the way, I went under the name "Thermidor" when I vandalized the CWCipedia. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc here. I rewrite the mailbags. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== It's June ==

Chris made a video on May 31 which said that the trolls will have to work to get a response out of him. It was around this time last year that Chris's Big Night Out emerged. Do you think, if the conditions are right, we'll get a repeat of that? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:10, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm still expecting a PSN hack to prove that there's still anoter bug in the PS3. Bonus points if it happens on Flag Day. Losing the PSN means he'll have to either go outside and do stupid shit, hunt for the bug, or make angry videos.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:19, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
**I keep hearing about how there's a plan to hack his PS3 on July 4th. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:38, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
**That's probably what's going to happen unless that was just a threat Clyde made to get Chris to hustle.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:45, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

== Zapina/Bubbles ==

I think Zapina represents Chris's desire to relive high school (and possibly lose his virginity to one of his gal-pals). Bubbles is most likely the distaff counterpart to Wild, i.e. the desire to impress his mother. The first evidence of this is her evolution, which enabled her to save her adoptive mother. Secondly, notice how Bubbles became entirely useless in Sonichu 5. This was after Snorlax told Chris to stop doing the sub-episodes and that the Attraction Sign was a stupid idea. Since this was one of the few times Barb ''didn't'' let Chris do what he wanted, he might have unconsciously derailed Bubbles to spite her.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:16, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu merch ==
I got an idea for trolling Chris, since Sonichu is public domain, I came up with this OFFICIAL SONICHU MERCHANDISE racket.[http://www.zazzle.com/sonichu_t_tshirt-235150532100261679]
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:51, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
*Then go ahead and tell Chris. Talk about how it's too bad he lost the copyright because you're making thousands of dollars from the sales.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:56, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
**We should put that up on the fake CWCipedia, where fake Chris will say that he finally found someone to produce Sonichu merchandise. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
**Chris doesn't read CWCipedia anymore--he's been ignoring it ever since the first time Clyvian declared that the copyright was his. Just find a way to get into contact with him--perhaps spam him with "BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW" until he replies to one of the emails?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:46, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
***Yes, let's spam up his e-mail box with BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW so much that he won't be able to ignore it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:50, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
Also, we should snail mail him hats and shirts.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:52, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:Perhaps a shirt could be placed on one of the cars outside his house because Boblax would probably throw it in the trash if it comes in the mail. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
This might work; the last person to do this was Liquid, but this time we'll have physical evidence that the merch exists. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:02, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:This is the main problem--do we know anyone that isn't an FA that lives in the area? Seriously, just flooding his inbox with emails that say something like "OH HEY THANKS FOR THE COPYRIGHT I'M RICH NAO" in the title line(the only part he'll read) is faster.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:09, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::I think I've sent him like 20 e-mails with the subject "BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW" and provided a link to the merch in the contents. I don't know if I'm making any impact, but it helps. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:11, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::You think he has a spam filter? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:13, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I don't know if AOL can filter out certain words or not. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:17, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Someone should buy a shirt, then send it with a letter claiming Nintendo has seized all merchandising rights to Sonichu, that oughta make dirty crapped briefs.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:15, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== A new article ==

I've been working on a "Mary Sue" article in my [[User:Bill_Lumburg/Sandbox|sandbox]]. Do you think it's viable? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:20, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm not quite sure myself--wouldn't the article just turn into a description of how pretty much everyone in the comic is some sort of Sue? I think it may work as a section in the Chris and Writing article, though.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:14, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== OkCupid ==

Chris recently updated his [http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu OkCupid] account. You might want to try that to troll him a little more. Might be worth a try, though if it botches it could cause further withdrawal from the intertubes - you'd have to at least be able to fake a girl's voice and call him, or arrange with an FA for him to meet someone. Might yield somethiing.

I have a girls voice...but..it sounds too loli...D:

Talk:OkCupid

2010-06-21T21:04:43Z

BabyNeko:

http://www.mediafire.com/?t4jdiltezzn

I've known about it for a while. I kept an eye on it. It turns out, Chris did change his profile quite a lot. It started off fairly...simple and then certain lines were added. Also, through an exploit, I managed to see Chris's answered questions that were private. Here's the legend for the questions:
*Underlined (doesn't have to be green) means YOUR ANSWER (chris's)
*Green means WHAT YOU WANT IN A PARTNER
*also the importance is important too.

[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 17:54, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*Hot damn.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:31, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*Might also be worth noting that he used the same picture he previously used in his hookcafe ad. Perhaps this is his new promotional image he is trying to use, thinking it in someway makes him look mature --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 20:40, 9 May 2010 (EST)
:*This picture is the one that brought him a positive hit. Chris is not learning, he's reacting. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:59, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

== 7 Versions, huh? ==

And I guess we should cover all of them? This page is going to be enormous.

I am going to suggest right now that we get some collapsible sections up in DIS BITCH or else this thing is gonna be a nightmare.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:37, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

well, the changes between versions is that he usually adds a line or removes on. i'm not even sure of each version has a change. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:31, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
:Well I stuffed shit. What do you think?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:05, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I want you, Beat. Bad. <3 --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:32, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
::*You only want me for my body.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:01, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Your sexy, sexy body. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:07, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

== Spanish up in dis bitch. ==

So... who speaks Spanish? Because I don't. I do, however, know how to dump shit into Google translate. That said, given my hilarious experiences messing around with babble fish, I'm not sure which butcheries of language are Chris's and which are Google's. Regardless, it's pretty awful.

Past the whole "Evidence Chris sucks ass at Spanish" thing there doesn't seem to be any real substance to his Spanish babbling. It's all just a repeat of his about me text.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:18, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== he's still at it ==

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu

slightly updated. check for diffs. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:25, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

* From what I've seen, he added a new line after his Spanish "translation" and there's a new section, "What I'm Looking For". I'll try to add in the new additions.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:52, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

== Going to throw up ==
Sex after the first date....WTF....NO

Who gave him the idea that it takes 3 dates to have sex after 3rd one? [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

User talk:Edward

2010-06-21T20:59:29Z

BabyNeko:

My talk page. Say whatever here.

And please: New section for each new subject.

== Trolling Plans ==
my brother used to live one hour away from him, but moved. I'm sure there are many dedicated trolls who would be willing to carry out these plans. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:15, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Well then, If you can find someone then go for it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:21, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
== Mao ==
warn the chairman that cwc plans to curse him-Dan D

== Lie ==
You might wanna check [[Talk:Fail]]. Yawning Squirtle Redux and I are thinking that it, too, should be deleted. I'm more than willing to pluck out the redlinks to both. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:53, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*I was well aware of that discussion. I was merely saying, that you're gonna be the one handling that. But if you are willing to sort it all out then thats fine. I'm not one to question a Grammar Nazi. You guys know what your doing. I just lurk here. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:16, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Never mind. Champthom thinks this is a bad idea so I'm withdrawing. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:43, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:**Alright. Good luck with the piping genocide then. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:47, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== This is not productive at all, BUUUT ==

I just wanted to say that Snake Eater is an amazing song and that you're awesome for liking it. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:07, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:05, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

== Article Plans ==
Asexuality doesn't need an article, as it doesn't fit into anything to do with Chris, beyond a passing mention (which it already has). If you want to update a subsection on something like [[Chris and sex]] then feel free, but really, there's nothing to say.--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 13:13, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
*Chris has made a few more statements than that before. I don't realy think that his attitudes towards asexuality would really fit in an article section about he is supposedly asexual. I think its a good choice of article to split off. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:55, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

==Mark of Shame==

Guess we've got that mark of shame forever. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 17:02, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah. I don't even do most of the shit that the tag is talking about. Cogs is just being unfair now. When all those /cwc/ trolls wanted to harass Edthehedgehog cause they thought he was a furry, CWCki protected him. Now I just screw around on twitter making jokes about killing Sonichu's kids and I get attacked by the head of the CWCki. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:04, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
**So are you saying that you are not, in fact, EmoWild? Because I am pretty sure you were one of the more irritating fuckers going on the Twitter feed. --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 17:36, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
***I didn't say I wasn't. I'm just saying that I never did any of the crap i'm being accused of in the box. I can tell you right now that I am definitely not a Sonichu fan. If you found me irritiating then that is your opinion. A good solution would be to not follow me. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:42, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
::::* It's not that you are a furry at all, the difference between what was happening with Edthehedgehog and with you is that Edthehedgehog was being spammed by out-of-CWCki trolls. This is Cogs site, and the twitter thing is one of her pet hates. She delisted all of you from the CWCipedia twitter tracker a while back, which should have been enough of a clue that she didn't think it was a great idea. Also, all she did was put a userbox on your page (Which is now protected, so you're safe here), rather than post your details across your page with "I'M A FURRY" written on it. I'm sorry that she's tarred you like this, but you can't complain. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 09:21, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Sure I can. I'm being puinished on CWCki for something that happened on another site. And I am not a furry. I was just pissing about with the whole EmoWild thing. It was part of a joke that was going on that started on the Asperpedia forums. I didn't do any of the furry sex shit that Sonichu1 was doing and I didn't spam the feed. I didn't even go on the feed. If I knew that Cogs of all people was going to act like this over something like that then I wouldn't have bothered with the whole thing. I just thought that she would be more mature about this. It wasn't affecting CWCki. It wasn't even affecting the CWCipedia feed since I was blocked out. So I don't see what the problem is. If she has a personal issue with it then she could have asked me to stop. I would have gladly stopped. Instead she put a big permenant button on my page telling people that I'm a Sonichu fan and that they should troll me. Her site or not, thats unfair. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Yikes! I had no idea you were one of them.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 17:51, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Don't act like its a big thing. I just spend a few minutes on Twitter each day pissing around. And i'm stopping that if it gets Cogs in a mood like this. I'm still just here to edit the articles and improve the site. It doesn't change anything. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:14, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::*Alright look, I'll talk to Cogs about getting rid of it for you alright? At the end of the day, it makes no difference to me whatsoever what you choose to do outside of the CWCki unless it spills over onto here, like the Edthehedgehog saga did, which is why we stepped into help him. The twitter RPing was one of Cogs' bugbears, so it wasn't anything personal at all. I can't promise it'll go, but I'll try and plead your case alright? If it hadn't been a Sonichu RP, you'd have got away with it fine. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:03, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::*Thank you. It means a lot to me. And tell her that i'll stop if she really hates it that much. I am a CWCki editor first and if i'm made to choose then I'd abandon the twitter thing instantly. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:07, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::*My two cents: What the fuck? Clyde protected Ed, but now we've got Cogs trolling CWCki members. I seriously hope you guys get that template removed.

:::::::::::And as for that template? Moon plz, it's full of fail. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:33, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::::*Again: Thank you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:47, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::::*Look at what I added to that template. Looks like a saga is about to start on the CWCki. Banfest '10, anyone? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:56, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

::::::::::::::*I think I know why she's mad; she was the one who pushed Twitter onto Chris, and then the feed got spammed. I don't know what she was expecting, but I would have expected something like that if I was in her position. Either way, it seems she got fed up with her own project and is taking it out on the people who spoiled it. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 19:19, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::*Makes sense. She's grouchy because her plan failed. It failed almost as soon as it was put in though. I don't know why she's only just getting like this now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:49, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

== 'New section for each new subject' ==
Quit pissing and moaning, you fucking crybabies. Don't you know how a society works? People will make fun of you. If you can laugh it off, you might earn some fucking respect. Your attitude about cogs is pissing me right off. This is cogs' place and that user box is lulzy. You might recognize that, if you actually had a working sense of humor. (I've read some of your articles -- you don't.)

By the way, Edward, nobody goes to the Asperpedia for the wiki. They only go there to read the latest comics, so stop shitting it up with your earnest, unfunny articles on minutiae. Just stop trying so fucking hard in general, will ya? You're making a ton of enemies.[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 00:42, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Well i'm sorry if I didn't quite feel like just staying quiet and letting Cogs walk all over me. I know its her site, and I respect that. That doesn't mean that I have to like her attitude about this whole thing. I think she is being immature, and I am allowed to hold an opinion on someone, contrary to your beliefs. I haven't insulted her, I haven't started a flame war, and I haven't gone around whining about how terrible it all is. All in all I think i've been putting up with all of this rather well. And as for you comments about my sense of humour, I would like to say that that comment box is not something that you are meant to laugh at. Cogs was being serious. And what is all this about Asperpedia now? Since when were the Asperpedia articles meant to be funny? I've just been documenting the events of the comics like was intended. They set up the site on a wiki format for a reason. If the sole purpose of the entire site was just the comics themselves then it wouldn't be a wiki format. Anyway, thats another subject altogether. You have a problem with my Asperpedia work then you can take it up with me there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:53, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* You apparently saw my message instantly and replied within 15 minutes. What the fuck, dude, are you on here 24/7? As for the Asperpedia, it was set up as a wiki as a fucking JOKE, to troll Chris with something that looked like his cwcipedia. And YES, the Asperpedia was meant to be FUNNY. The fact that you call what you do there "work" is so goddamn sad I want to cry for you. I come here for the lulz, so I'm gonna say "peace" and back out of the room. Also, I'm beginning to suspect you may still be a teenager and thus, unable to accept the slightest criticism. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 01:11, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
**You are right. I am a teenager. Criticism is not my problem though. My problem is that you are not criticising me. You are just outright insulting me. There is a difference. I expected an actual answer from you and what did I get? I'm supposedly sad for actually writing something for a wiki site, I apparantly spend all day and all night on the CWCki cause I gave you a quick reply, and I apparantly can't take criticism because I responded and didn't agree with everything you said. And of course I got the obligatory 'For the lulz' crap. If we're sharing our opinions of eachother, I think that you are just some eleven year old straight from ED, who has no clue what they are actually talking about, and didn't bother to check the facts before they got involved in an argument over them. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:24, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

I can vouch for Edward on this; back on the asperpedia forums he didn't want to discuss his issues with cogs, so it's not like he's starting anything. Frankly I think cogs is overreacting too, Edward's involvement was minor compared to the real perpetrators, hardly worth locking down his userpage for something that he kept separate from CWCki. As for the asperpedia, Mao promoted him there and I'm fairly sure Alec's given him free reign to fill in the backstory. So far the owners have no problem with Edwards "unfunniness". [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 21:26, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Bill. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:14, 24 May 2010 (UTC)
== Re: Welcome Template ==

Not all templates are there to make the page they appear on cleaner in appearance. We should be using the welcome template to save ourselves having to copy the long body of the welcome message, by substituting. Substituting a template is easy, just add '''subst:''' after then opening {{ and the code from the template automagically gets placed on the page. The welcome template is too wordy at present, and could do with shortening. When substituting the welcome message appears to make a user's talk page messy, it has become too long.

It's also important to remember the purpose of the welcome message is to welcome new users. It looks like we put a lot less effort in to welcoming someone if they can see we simply linked them to a template. While they may later realise that it was simply a substituted template, the initial illusion is still quite a nice one to keep. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
*Alright then. I'll take your word for that. You know what your talking about more than I do. I was just asking. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:55, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

== Quick Question ==
Are the people involved involved with Sonichu the animated series supposed to be a little mean? (Redfeather specifically)

Talk:Flipnote Hatena

2010-06-21T20:02:48Z

BabyNeko: /* Animation */

Get all of chris's comments, save his flipnote bullshit creations

and uh

yeah. he favorited over 71 PAGES OF THESE FUCKING THINGS

[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Archive of comments in progress. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016
Fuck, he knows we filmed him. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*By the way, it's page 22 of the comments.
:I disagree. This is not conclusive confirmation that he was aware of people filming him. He could easily be referring to previous times where people have witnessed him out and about (like the Michael Snyder incident). He may have suspected people were following him about there but we don't know if he was aware for sure. I sense we may get a new video soon. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:*At least he didn't comment on all of them. I'm thinking get screencaps of everything he commented on and save his comments?
:* I've saved all his comment images and plan on uploading them shortly. I would guess we can just link what the image is replaying to in the gallery captions. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:* Uploaded - I had to change the format from the source GIFs since they don't play nicely with galleries. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
== jesus fffffffff ==
Chris has favorited over 2000 of these things. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*:Yeah, I'm not about to list those. It's pretty obvious he just hits favorite on everything he moderately likes. Still I guess I could skim them to see if any TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fanart is in there.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Holy mother of fuck, hahaha! ==

God, it's like this is all he did yesterday besides pretend the party was some kind of slo-mo rave to get underage girls at! --[[User:Eniggy|Enig-HAHAH]] 00:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uh, hm. Yes, that is what happened. Thanks. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:33, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris has no hope of getting back to a normal life. The trolls are going to follow him and torment him until the day he dies, and he's unable to do a thing about it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

^ *Insert requiem for a dream music*--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 01:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris could very easily get back to a normal net life. The problem is, he can't help but be Chris. If he would stop signing everything and talking about himself in every post, he'd just be another guy on a forum. If you'll notice, most of his posts are either unfunny random humor that would be loss in the morass of the same or him shilling his custom content. Cut out the second and he'd fit right in. He'll never resist yelling about his Sonichu modkingdom or whatever custom thing he makes next because he's an idiot. On another note, Chris thinks that negative tone = lie given one of his quotes. I mean, no matter what sort of spin we put on it, that video of him humping a blow-up doll exists, no? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris doesn't seem to consider negative tone=lie. Rather, this is just an example of his tardlogic. When he says "EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE PRE-HACKED CWCIPEDIA, MY OKCUPID PROFILE, AND MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IS A LIE", he expects everyone to simply ignore everything that is not on one of the sites.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:Troll Rage (Obama-style).PNG]] All five parts of it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 01:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Sheep, man, you got this all wrong. Chris logic isn't as complex as 'negative tone = lie'. It's even more simple than that. It's 'something he disagrees with = lie'. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

And on a seperate note: Damn. You guys move fucking fast. How the hell do trolls find shit like this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Don't tell Chris but there's a bug in his DSi. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::If that's true then DAMN does Clyde have moles in Sony ''and'' Nintendo?? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Clyde secretly is the real Shigeru Miyamoto. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I have to agree with OFSheep, the problem with Chris is that he wants attention, and he has to PUT SONICHU EVERYWHERE, and stuff his ego into every orifice.
He will always have the unwanted attention, until he learns to stop attracting it. but he can't do that, just like chris will stop being called gay when he stops denying it by dressing up like a homo [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

==Animation==
A crappy animation was just posted on Chris's FH profile, though it could be the work of trolls, so someone with more behind the scenes information should add this.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 17:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*Wow, that's something an eight year old whose parents buy him twelve iPhones a year could do in a minute. I'm still waiting for Bob to finally ban him from the computer and the DSi. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:UltimateNightmareFlipnote.png|thumb|Just kinda weird, really.]]
::I dunno. It's crappy enough to be a Chris-Chan creation, but it seems like it's a step above him all the same. The whole "Really slow guy with annoying beep" is something Chris would probably consider a nightmare, sure, but I don't get why he would make this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
::Fuck it, adding now.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:: I'd say it's the work of trolls, compare the handwritting with the others, besides, the guy is standing on straight lines, an impossible feat for chris, and the video description is too elaborate to be chris's.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:01, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
*cries a bit* This is the most beautiful thing ever.... [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

User talk:Clydec

2010-06-21T20:01:28Z

BabyNeko:

User talk:CWCman

2010-06-21T19:46:32Z

BabyNeko:

Hallo new user :O

Hi. --[[User:CWCman|CWCman]]

Need any help around here ~desu?

User talk:CWCman

2010-06-21T19:46:13Z

BabyNeko:

Hallo new user :O

Hi. --[[User:CWCman|CWCman]]

Wanna be friends? ~Desu ^0^

User talk:CWCman

2010-06-21T19:38:28Z

BabyNeko: Created page with 'Hallo new user :O'

Hallo new user :O

File talk:SchuComic9Page19-D.jpg

2010-06-21T19:22:05Z

BabyNeko:

Dot.
Dot.
what the fuck.
Dot Warner.
That's just fucking sick Chris.[[User:Wise dude321|Wise dude321]] 02:44, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

I was just thinking the same thing. There's no way you can justify fapping to her. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:59, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

What a pedofork.....[[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

User:BabyNeko

2010-06-21T01:36:15Z

BabyNeko:

{{Americunt}}
{{Bisexual}}
{{Weeaboo}}
{{kitty}}
{{Agnostic}}
{{Warrior}}
{{Asperpedia}}
{{Sweetheart}}
{{Rigist}}

Hey, I'm babyneko from the Asperpedia.
I'm not boyfriend free Chris! I mean....Ian!
I draw stuff [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=File:DSCN0764.JPG]
Do UTAU (made one of chris but it has not many stuff)[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9UBaTi-y1M]
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpXl1LRWLWQ|I did it again....FUUUUU]]
Busy with school shit at the moment.

I'm in ur page fixin ur grammars--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Why thank you! :D It is Grammarnazis like you that make the Cwcki very professional. You can haz cheezburger....with or without pickles? [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
Of course with pickles!!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
Well then here you go :D EXTRA PICKLES FOR AN EXTRA SPECIAL GRAMMAR NAZI *gives*

User talk:Wintermute

2010-06-21T00:28:20Z

BabyNeko: /* Kacey stuff */

y hello thar

== You killed Armitage?! ==

WTF, I needed him to get rid of the neurotoxin!
[[User:DronePod|Gibson! it's Gibson! his head's been cut clean off!]] 11:25, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== Kacey stuff ==

Oh. Dear. He actually insulted her and groped her. On two dates.

HOW COME NO ONE HAS FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THIS SHITFUCKER?!?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:13, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Because of his AUTIZTIC CARD [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

File talk:Fathersday.png

2010-06-20T21:56:23Z

BabyNeko:

That is pretty hot right there ;D
Props for whoever made this XD [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

Aww, family bonding. how sweet.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:55, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I wonder if Chris and Bob the Lumberjack bond like that? HEY! what do y'all think? [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

File talk:Fathersday.png

2010-06-20T21:53:40Z

BabyNeko: Created page with 'That is pretty hot right there ;D Props for whoever made this XD BabyNeko'

That is pretty hot right there ;D
Props for whoever made this XD [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

File talk:Wtfnu.jpg

2010-06-20T21:48:09Z

BabyNeko:

That was fast.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:19, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I thought that was pedobear. I'm sorry, I don't play faggy games. Though I agree, shit was pretty damn fast. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:22, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

What was fast? OH! the drawing? or...him being b&? [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

Talk:The real chris chan

2010-06-20T16:53:30Z

BabyNeko:

Terrible article, moon please. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:46, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I would agree, but usually the articles shot to the moon were good ideas which were poorly executed. This article does those articles no justice. We might need a new template just for this specific brand of shit. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 16:29, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Hhhmmm... How about a 'Delete this page, kill it's creator and drown out the memories of it in alcohol' template? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:46, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Yup! Its too horrid for the moon! [[User: BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

The real chris chan

2010-06-20T15:43:06Z

BabyNeko: /* CHRIS CHANS LOVE QUEST IS OVER */

{{Deletion|speedy|it is fucking retarded}}
Chris chan is a good person.
He gets pointlessly bullied by trolls every day.
You may say. HUH HES DONE LOADS OF BAD STUFF THATS WHY WE TROLL HIM.
But you guys made him do the bad stuff by bullying and ruining his website.

1) the thing about trolling is that you should ignore them...not feed em. and Chris chan has been feeding them purposely for many years that theyve become as fat as he is.

2) People have actually tried really hard to help him, and from what I have seen, most of these trolls are actually very good people that want Chris to see what is going on in the real world and not inside his little makebelieve head

3)He is thick skulled and does not listen....
His lack of listening and comprehension frustrates even the most patient of people that try to help him....

4) He seems to listen and react more to trolls than people who really want to help him, because of that people see that the only way for him to listen is to go into the mud and become trolls.

5) as I said earlier....you need to CONNECT the points together

== Proof that Chris is not a good person ==
{{#ev:youtube|JRvoNe8_584}}

Mocking the Twin Towers terrorist attacks

{{#ev:youtube|cuxOX-r7R50}}

Using racial slurs

[[Sonichu 10]]

Sonichu 10. Just Sonichu 10.

== CHRIS CHANS LOVE QUEST IS OVER ==
[[File:Wtfnu.jpg]]

Cheers for the happy couple ;D

The real chris chan

2010-06-20T15:42:47Z

BabyNeko: