Animal Crossing Documentary

2011-04-05T08:35:54Z

Baron:

[[Chris]]’s hour-long "'''[[Animal Crossing]] Documentary'''" is a video featured on his [[DVD]], where you can watch him reach the peak of his maturity.

==Analysis==
The video offers tours of two different towns saved on two different memory cards. The town of [[Cwcville]] is home to [[Sonichu]], who wears a Sonichu outfit. The town of Cwc City is home to [[Crystal]], who wears a [[Rosechu]] outfit.

Some of the narration centers around Chris complaining to [[Nintendo]] about his many personal problems. He [[Chris and his ego|expects]] the company to remember his [[fan]] letters regarding his dreams. He also implies that the company should send him [[Chris and reality|birthday presents]], reissue trading cards that went out of print so Chris can collect them, and adopt his fan characters as official [[Pokémon]]. He also expresses his distaste for [[Sony|the PlayStation and the PS2]], but speaks fondly of many obsolete consoles he owns that weren't made by Nintendo. He also mentions he dislikes a ''[[Wikipedia:Beyblade: Super Tournament Battle|Beyblade]]'' game because it's "[[Chris and reality|not real]]" which is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|disturbing]] in retrospect.

The [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]' debut album is featured prominently, as Chris sings several of the songs aloud and has the CD on repeat playing quietly in the background. [[Yellow is a Mellow Color]] plays at least three times in the span of an hour. He also sings along to parts of the game. Much like the boatman Charon ferried the souls of the damned to Hades, a character shuttles Sonichu across a river while Chris sings in the voice that got him fired from [[Wendy's]]. The singing becomes high-pitched gibberish after two stanzas.

There are a few odd moments, like where Chris compares two fighting insects to ''[[I Love Lucy]]'', says a [[Niggos|dark-skinned]] hippopotamus reminds him of [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|Sanford and Son]], and talks about his strained relationship with his father. Chris also doesn't mention the [[Wikipedia:Joy to the World (Hoyt Axton song)|bullfrog character named Jeremiah]], showing his ignorance of popular [[music]] outside of crappy 90's pop music and whatever ancient music [[Bob]] likes. Also he will gladly pull weeds in this game but not in [[Father Call|real life]].

Chris mentions "profit" from selling in-game items over and over again. This in no way involves real money and is just Chris selling easily-found items dropped by the game to purchase more furniture and crap, which he finds validating. Chris probably enjoys the game because it showers him with rewards for completing simple tasks, none of which are challenging or stressful.

This is Chris at his most infantile, immersing himself in a game full of soft animal characters with no conflict or challenge, telling jokes that [[Random access humor|aren't really jokes]] and singing horrible songs in a horrible voice.

==Video==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name=Animal Crossing Documentary
| image = {{#ev:googlevideo|-4734277862198455846}}
| Stardate = 22nd [[November 2003]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}, {{Website|text}}
| Other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[The City of Cwicville Tour!#Watch|The City of Cwicville Tour]]
| next = [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 1|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]
}}</center>

===Outline===

{| class="wikitable"
| 00:01-01:24 || Introduction
|-
| 01:25-19:39 || Tour of Cwcville (part 1 of 2)
|-
| 19:40-25:19 || Trip to Cwcville Island
|-
| 25:20-35:24 || Tour of Cwcville (part 2 of 2)
|-
| 35:25-36:44 || Interlude
|-
| 36:45-52:39 || Tour of Cwc City
|-
| 52:40-53:39 || Interlude
|-
| 53:40-55:54 || Conclusion
|}

==Transcription==

'''Introduction'''

[Gamecube startup screen with Chris singing along]

[[[Nintendo]] screen with Chris saying "Nintendo"]

[00:24]

Hello [[Nintendo]]! Welcome to my ''Animal Crossing'' for Nintendo GameCube. I am your host. My name is Christian Weston chandler. I live in [[Ruckersville]], Virginia and I is [''sic''] 21 years old and I play because I am young at heart. So anyway we are going to take a tour of my city...in ''Animal Crossing''.

[''Goes to main menu'']

[00:48]

The city's name is CWCville. See, those are my initials CWC. That's why it is spelled that way.

[''Picking menu options'']

[01:01]

And my character's name is Sonichu. You may remember him from, ahh, previous letters I have sent to you guys in the past.

[01:10]

[''Game starts to load town'']

Anyway we are going to get set up now. [''Chris starts singing'']

[''Game is done loading'']

We usually do have a good time.

[1:25]

So anyway, stepping out is my character [[Sonichu]]. He's wearing the [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] with the character on it. Like I said you might remember his face. And there's his actual face.

[''Shows a sign with the face of Sonichu on it'']

You remember the rest of his body you see the whole picture.

And before we get to the daily routines I'm goin' let you...I'm goin' to take you on a tour of my [[house]] as well as uh, as well as you know, uh, a daily routine. We'll take a tour of the town, but first the house. You see this logo here, that is the logo to [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|my website on the internet]]. If you would like to visit, here is the address. I'm going to leave it up for a few seconds.

[''Shows the address to his website for a few seconds'']

[2:02]

Alright, that's enough. Now we're gonna take a [[Tour of Chris's House|tour of my house]].

Turn on the light so you can see better. This is my first floor, obviously. I keep things well organized. I got enough room to walk around in; I can even do a dance, wanna see me do I bit?

[''Chris begins to sing'']

[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Yellow is a mellow color]] 
Yes it is a mellow color 
Sonichu zaps a lightning 
EEEEEHHHHH mellow color 

[''Chris stops singing'']

Yeah. Course...a...when I...a... do a dance. I usually like to have my uh...audience.

[''Chris puts a wallpaper up on his house, resembling wrestling fans who just witnessed a Stone Cold Stunner.'']

Dodedododododoo. But since it's getting close to [[Christmas]], I have the snowflakes on the wall instead. And I keep it in this closet. So anyway here's a fun thing. This snowman he teach me how to play piano. And by the way just to let you know in case...a...you can hear the...a...music in the background.

[''Chris appears to be playing [[So Need A Cute Girl]]'']

Those are my karaoke numbers that I actually ma...that I actually made up lyrics to, and I have played and, uh, sang my voice over the originals. So let me give you an example; may I Mister Snowman? "Please go right ahead!" Alright.

[''Chris begins to sing again while Sonichu bangs on the piano, which emits no sound'']

[[Dirty_crapped_briefs|Tell me why]] 
I'm stuck as a 
[[Virgin with Rage]]? 
[[Semen#Recycling|Tell me why]] 
I so need a 
Cute Girl my age 
[[Medallions_of_Fail|Tell me why]] 
I never wanna 
Hear you say 
I have a boyfriend!

[''Chris stops singing'']

And that was inspired by a [[Love Quest|real thing]]. By the way that's your website...that is your website isn't it? Nintendo.com, it's a nice place to visit; but we cannot live there. Which brings us up to our next subject...

[''A calendar of November appears on the screen'']

...the [[diary]]. You guys did a good job of it going back and forth within a 12 month radius. By the way, this is my birthday, right here my actual birthday, I was born in 1982. You guys...in case you want to take a note there. OK, that's long enough. So anyway uh, it does make a...not only does it work for a calendar, but it makes for a good monthly journal. As for a monthly journal entry here in November.

[''Chris begins to scroll up and down his journal entry'']

Yeah I tried to get a girlfriend because, I don't have a girlfriend. But I have made up a poem, let you guys read it.

{{quotebox|My dreams of getting a girlfriend was crushed by the medeling [''sic''] [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|"Mary Lee Walsh."]] 
Christian Chandler. 
November 4, 2003 
Saddest Heart in the World 
Lonesome and sad, lonesome and sad, the "Mastermind" is very bad. In efforts of getting a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free gal]], that female dog took my only idea for a fall. Heart-broken, sad and very lonely, I'll never remove my virginity. And with Backstreet Boys' tune, I sing my lonesome croon: "Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage. Tell me why, I so need a...}}

All right. Scroll down a little bit as we go along.

''...cute girl my age. Tell me why, I ain't ever wanna hear you say 'I have a boyfriend.'" And so, deep in dreary thought, a girl was what I sought. A stitch in time, will never remove my...''

It's a very good pro...poem, because I am an artist, as well as a poet. I make a rhyme every time.

''...crying rhyme. I may be destined for loneliness forever, fate is to blame...whatever. I conclude this cry, to say that as long as there are no matching girls, my happiness well runs dry.''

Anyway that's my poem, but in case...a, you didn't notice here. Look right here, "Tell me why, I'm stuck as a virgin with rage." I put my song lyric in here because it was inspired; because I do not have a girlfriend. You know why, cause I have a [[Noviophobia|phobia]] that every girl I talk to she already has a boyfriend.

Right. So anyway moving on with the tour of my house. As you can see I've got- I'm collecting the NES games. I've got most of them down here, and I've got a couple upstairs. One of 'em's fake you know which one I'm talking about, does April 1st strike a bell? So my favorite game is right here.

[''"Would you like to play 
[[Fail|DK Jr MATH?]]"'']

I like it because...a, it really challenges the mind in the math area and gets your memory fresh there. And by the way notice the two logos here?

[''Chris is making a motion towards the GameCube and N64 logos'']

It's a good way to welcome the guests, that come into your house. Ol' Nintendo 64 on the left, and GameCube on the right, caught them before an after deal. Oh and look at this, a good little south feng shui here. Of course makes for a good welcome mat. Speaking of feng shui, I've got my red items against the east side. And helps of getting more NES games; specially that Wario's Woods. By the way, how the heck do you get that game anyway? I mean all you tell us do to is to go to Animal Island. And then what the heck do we do? You should have given us more details, back in the previous issue of uh, the Crossing Guardian.

Speaking of which I've been a long time subscriber. So therefore I've got all their previous issues. And I time travel back and forth when I start ''Animal Crossing'' to collect a few items, but in respect to uh...time traveling back because I missed a few items, I made a new character named "Tim Timetale" and, uh, he time-traveled back and got the remaining items, give them to me, as well as the other character I made up, and, uh, the, uh, the other city in Slot B, which, uh, I'll tell you about that later.

[6:45]

[''Character walks up stairs to the second floor of house'']

Anyway, we're going upstairs. This is my [[Chris's room|bedroom]]. It's a lot of fun, isn't it, because I like to make things fun since, you know, I'm young at heart. And here's a fun joke. Turn on the [[TV]] sit down and watch TV while I wait t-to get on the [[Internet]]. It's a good way to kill time anyway. Anyway, here's the fake [''brings up caption for the April Fool's NES game, Super Tortimer'']. Sound familiar? Right [''[[sigh|sighs]]'']. Anyway, this is my bed. The harvest bed. Nice choice, isn't it? I'm going to take a quick nap.

[7:17]

[''Character lays down on bed while Chris makes snoring noises too close to the microphone'']

OK. Nap's over. All right. You want to see my music collection? [''Brings up music menu''] It's all good. I got them all courtesy of K.K. Slider. Well, of course, the first one was a freebie from the e-Reader card. "Swipe, Swipe, Swipe". Anyway, here's the fan and the Mario Brothers stuff. Oh, and uh you notice what time it is? It's 1:15. Good time to start. In the afternoon.

[7:48]

[''Character walks down stairs to first floor of house'']

Anyway, now we're going down to the basement.

[''Character walks down stairs to the basement of house'']

Let me just turn on the lights. I keep my models down here. It's a nice little aero fa [sic] models, and I leave enough room for me to walk around in. Well. That's a cute joke.

''"Hey. Stop. You're under arrest."'' 
''"What for?"'' 
''"For, uh, being the black market, you red fox.''" 
''"Ah, geez."'' ''

And I got both houses. Yeah, I scored that high with the HRA. Notice this train? I wonder where it's headed to. It's probably headed over to the memory card in Slot B. I'll tell you about that city later. Anyway. This is where I do my cooking. If, uh, if you can ever do your cooking in ''Animal Crossing'' for Nintendo GameCube. I have that DVD. And this is the fridge. I could store my food in there, but I can't. What? Does it have a padlock on it or something? Oh, look. Here's my phone. Let's make a phone call. [''Pulls up phone menu, calling the Dial-a-Psychic''] Hello? Thank you. Good advice. Hey. Let's have a seat on this thing. I like this thing. Listen to this. [''Character sits on the couch and it makes a fart noise'']. Let me do that again. [''Character again jumps on the couch as it makes a fart noise''] One more time. [''Character again jumps on couch with predictable results''] OK. That's enough. Too much fun and [[Lie|you'll die laughing]].

[9:04]

[''Character walks up stairs to first floor of house'']

So anyway. That's my house. Let me just turn off the lights before I leave.

[''Character walks out the front door of house'']

Alright, now where going to go through my daily routines. As well as a tour of the town.

[''Pause menu pops up'']

You notice I've got an empty inventory. And by the way, here's a good rule of thumb. Keeping my shovel, net, pole, axe, and letters here on the bottom row. You know why? I'll tell you bout that when we get to the next shop. Anyway, I usually check my mail; what do you know I got three presents. Let's see what this one is though. [[Bob]].

''How ARE you, Sonichu? Well now, I bet your bottom Bell you didn't expect me to cut out and split town, huh? Nope, I shocked the world! I'm turning over a new leaf- see you on the flip side! Laters, Bob''

Oh I guess he moved out, oh well.

[''Sonichu proceeds to throw out poor Bob's letter, then collect his gifts from the remaining letters'']

Anyway, let's see what we got from the, uh, probably from the museum; because I did up those fossils and uh...I sell them. Makes a nice profit.

[''Sonichu throws away all three letters'']

I just quickly uh read through them and then throw them away. You know like...junk mail! You could also say pop-ups if they had "x's" on em.

[''Sonichu begins to open his gifts'']

See what we got here, A dinosaur track, a Tricera tail, and a dinosaur egg. Well that'll make a nice profit. By the way, in case you missed it the first time I'll put it up again.

[''Once again shows the address to his website'']

Ok you got it, alright now. Before we head to Nook's shop which will be the last stop on the tour; we go- we're gonna take the rest of the tour here. Alright let's see. Well this is the train station. But I travel to the other city which I'll tell you about now. The name of the city is CWCcity. Spelled C-W-C-c-i-t-y, we'll visit there later, but not by train of course. It'll be a hou-It'll be a run by the, uh, character named [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|Crystal]], C-r-y-s-t-a-l, when we get there. All right. Oh, look at this, a hole in the ground.

[''opens the menu to equip his golden shovel'']

Yeah, you see, sometimes there's an item in CWCcity. I don't have it here in CWCville because I have CWCville a lot longer than CWCcity. I bring stuff from CWCcity over here.

[''he digs up the buried item - it's a folding chair'']

'Cause obviously I did not collect this one yet. I got good memory.

[''Sonichu screws up and digs another hole; he cleans both of them up'']

Yeah, and also I got a good taste for music because I grew up on music. So anyway let's move on with- oh, you notice this [a golden statue of Sonichu]? You know why this is here?

[''This statue was erected in honor of Sonichu's full loan repayment!'']

I paid my debt. And this is Sonichu's mug again, right next to the master.

[''Sonichu runs past a sign reading "H.F.A." with two almost invisible red eyes'']

Oh, look at this. H.F.A. And very mean eyes. Must mean something bad. ...I know what it means. I'll tell you about it at the end of the documentary here. Uh, the city of CWCville and CWCcity, or otherwise all the deal [?] in ''Animal Crossing'' for Nintendo GameCube, in a nutshell.

[''Sonichu enters the acre with the post office on it'']

So anyway, here's the post office, do my mailing and such and the e-Reader swipes. By the way there's a good way to profit from the e-Reader, I'll tell you about it in CWCcity.

[''Sonichu comes across a shining ring in the ground'']

Oh, what do you know! A money spot. I'll just dig up the thousand bells.

[''Sonichu pulls a shovel out of his inventory and digs up the money sack'']

Yep, thousand bells, just bury that up. Mmm, drag it up there. Use the R button to quickly pick up the items.

[''Sonichu enters the acre with the dump in it, he enters it'']

Anyway, here's the dump. I come here first, pick up the- whatever items I want every time I start ''Animal Crossing''. Hmm, got a shirt, what do we have here? A plant. I's have picked up a pothos before so I know it's a plant.

[''Sonichu starts wandering into some acres filled with trees'']

I don't really use plants in my house you n-n-noticed, essept for that Christmas Tree but that's for, you know, the holidays. Anyway she's around here, I want to show you my favorite character that I kind of got to know from the start.

[''Sonichu finds his way into an acre with a house on it'']

Oop, she just went in. So let's go say hello.

[''Sonichu follows some blue cat into a house and rams into it'']

Yeah uhm, uhm, would you come out here please?

[''Sonichu walks back into the center of the room and back into the blue cat, he pushes it into a corner'']

Mmm... Darnit, I can't see her but anyway uh, I think you recognize her. Oh here we go a little bit. Yeah mint, she's a sweety.

[''Sonichu talks to the Mint about some random crap'']

She gave me a birthday present on my 21st birthday when I time-traveled back. Talk to me!

[''Mint rambles on about how it's cold out and how winter's coming'']

[unintelligible], it's November.

[''Mint asks Sonichu if he has a heater'']

Yeah I got a heater in the basement.

[''Mint jokingly mocks him about turning on heaters during November'']

[Chris chuckles] Yea.

[''Mint says something about how it's going to get colder'']

That's right. Well, I'll see you later Minty, you're a sweety.

[''Sonichu leaves Mint's house'']

Anyway that's uhh all so on the trip. We'll take a look at all the other colorful characters we have around here.

[''The town map comes up, different acres are examined'']

Also uh every time I keep track of the-uh map so that I can see if anyone new came in. Oh, we got a new neighbor, Bertha. I haven't noticed her before. So she's obviously new. So anyway uh, let's move on.

[''Sonichu starts running through the woods and comes across some kangaroo'']

Here's another character I grew up with. Actually she moved in, and lived here most of the time. Marcy. And now she's wearing a Sonichu shirt. Sonichu is very popular in CWCville.

[''Sonichu heads south to an acre with some green mouse's house in it'']

There's [unintelligible], she just went in.

[''Sonichu heads west and finds some giraffe's house'']

And there's Elmer. He just went in, he's one of the senior citizens around here too. I say that because he's lived here- by the way our ne- our city pe- fruit is a peach. But I've grown a lot of orange, pears n such.

[14:15]

[''Sonichu heads west and finds a white cat, she says something about how CWCville is amazing'']

Oh what do you know, it's that girl from the train.

[''He talks to Blanca'']

I draw her face every time, but when I'm in a hurry I just color it, the whole thing, and she just looks like a... ''Blank face''. But I gave her a face last time.

[''Sonichu starts to head out of the acre but turns around and runs back in, [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]] begins to play in the background. Chris' "singing" is clearly audible'']

Oh, there was another character up here on the hill.

[''Sonichu heads to a goat's house by a river'']

And she just came out, [unintelligible]. What do you know, Elmer's clothes.

[''Sonichu runs out of that acre back into the woods'']

Anyway, moving on with the tour.

[''Sonichu comes to some giant tree with a fountain thing in front of it, Chris mistakes it for a well. Some billboards are to the right of it'']

Well, [Chris chortles] good joke. Anyway I also, you know I like to use the billboards, put my signs up. There's my Sonichu site logo, there's Sonichu's mug. I got two here side by side represent the holidy and such. Yea here we got your corn that you got from the previous issue and I drew this leaf.

[''It doesn't look like a leaf'']

Obviously for Thanksgiving and the harvest festival.

[''A blue bear walks into the video'']

Oh, look there's Groucho. He's wearin' a Sonichu site shirt. Let's say hello.

[''Sonichu starts speaking with Groucho'']

Entertain me.

[''Groucho bitches about his mom and fruit'']

A [unintelligible] huh?

[''Groucho offers Sonichu an apple, Sonichu accepts'']

I-I'll take one. Yeah, it makes a nice little profit when you talk to them and most of the time it happens from the jobs.

[''Sonichu walks east and comes across a green lion's house'']

So anyway. Yeah, here's Leopold, he moved in a long time-

[''Sonichu makes his way to a green rooster's abode'']

Here's Hank, he's one of the senior citizens around here also. [unintelligible]

[''Sonichu runs to a teal hippo's house'']

Let's go see our new neighbor. Oh, here she is. She must be Bertha. Hello Bertha.

[''Sonichu talks to Bertha, Bertha talks about how nice the town is, etc.'']

It is a nice place. Heh you're scatterbrained. Ok, yeah, well see you around!

[''Sonichu heads south towards a museum'']

[Chris Grunts] Here's the Museum.

[''Sonichu heads inside'']

Let's go look at the exhibits.

[''We see the inside of the museum as Sonichu heads toward the insect section'']

First, we'll look at the bug exhibit.

[''Sonichu is now inside the insect section'']

I got most of the bugs.

I'll show 'ya. This is my bug collection, I caught them all one-by-one and donated them one-by-one.

[[I Got A Fish|Wanna' see my number of fish?]] Not as much. Not as much. Anyway, uh, all the bugs are just runnin' around here. Hey, whaddya' know, we got a couple- few bugs on the trees here. Two of them are fighting. Well, that's funny, like [[cats|Lucy and Desi]]. [[I Love Lucy|I love Lucy]].

Anyway, uh, nebit, cebit, zibit, the fish exhibit. Yeah, you can see here I caught those fish and I donated them. Hmm, this one is empty. I guess it's waiting for a kind donation. Yeah, here's a bunch of fish; here's some more fish. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

Alright, anyway, moving on with the tour the museum, take a look at the paintings. I haven't gotten them all yet, but, uh, I got a few. Here's a nice one, it's strange though. sw- why- I gu- why I'd call it a strange painting. Yeah, some of them are- most of them are just waiting for a kind donation, but I got this one from a swipe. Well, my favorite painting around here is, uh, right here. Washington crossing the Delaware, but you guys call it the Classic Paining.

Anyway, moving on. We're gonna' check out what I worked hard for and actually got done, the fossil section. All the fossils, right here; all of them! Dug them all up! Though the last one I completed and the last one I picked up was the pterodactyl. All I needed was the right wing and that completed the pterodactyl. As well as the fossil exhibit; and who's my favorite? It's obvious.

Anyway- oh, you can actually see a bug in that amber, y'know? That right there, I wonder what kind of bug that is. I think it was in the, uh, insect thing. Oh well, forget it. Anyway, moving on with the tour, leaving the museum. See you later, sleeping Blathers.

Well, here's another neighbor, Cookie; She just went in. Alright. Well, anyway, uh, since we're, uh, down here, I'm gonna' tell you a couple of things. This is a- here's a- here's the dock, right here, and there's the sea turtle. Of course I usually would check around the, uh, beach lines for old Gulliver, that sailor bird. You should have called him Pelliper like the Pokémon. You notice these two signs here? You need a Game Boy Advance to get started, but when you come back, welcome to the Gamecube.

Anyway, let's go visit the island real quick, 'cuz I'll show you something fun you could do on the island. I use my Game Boy Advance SP but I do have a GBA as well. Well, I use the, uh, SP for, uh, y'know the e-Reader because y'know my Digimon players. It's, uh, easier to hold as swiping as, as compared to the, uh, GBA, the original. Yeah- this sweet young lass, so full of spunk an' sass, over tea, she tells me I gots no class.I ain't no crummy creep who lives in [[Barbara|trash heaps]]! I'm just one old sea-hun who needs some sleep. *unintelligible noises* No, I do not. *rhythmic unintelligible noises* Woooh! I know, the singing annoys me too. I just mock it, and that's- that's why I kinda' have this thing on mute anyway. I listen to my music... every time I play. I actually turn it off right after we- just after we- just as we leave the, uh, bridge there.

So, anyway, this is my island, Cwcville island. Looket all these coconuts here, "In the tropical seas with the coconut trees, we will look and see, coconut." Fine little way to make a profit. Here's Flash. "Troz." I game him that expression, like [[Wikipedia:Pinky and the Brain|''Pinky and the Brain'']]. So, let's say hello.

''[Flash asks for Sonichu's [[Fashion|rugby shirt]]]

I'll let you have it, 'cause [[Muscle bra|I don't need it]]. It doesn't look too bad on you.

Anyway, here's a fun way to make a profit, a'course, you need the Gameboy Advance for this. You shake the trees, you grab the coconuts. I put them all over her- I gathered them all over here, in this area, and then I just drag them over to the bird. And after the first three coconuts, he gives me money. And I just all put 'em back in the proper place around here. And when I come back to the island, Gamecube version, instead of the uh, on the Gamecube instead of in the Gameboy Advance, after uploading I collect the money, go as high as 30,000 bells, which is very nice.

Anyway, I'll show you what you can do on the house in the island.

[''Goes inside the house'']

I use mine as storage for the, uh, extras items I, uh, don't have room for, at home. Yeah, I got a bunch. 'Course, I got mostly wallpaper and shirts, that's why I got all these dressers.

[''Looks inside a dresser'']

But I've gotten all the uh, carpets from, uh, Sahara. She was here yesterday. Wel- How do I know? I usually keep track, I made a special sticker with my Gameboy camera and I just uh, whenever there's a holiday or ah, when there's a special event as noted by the Copper, I note it on the calender with one of those stickers, or write it down whether it's for Cwcville or Cwc City.

[''Exits the house'']

Anyway, we're going to leave the island. See you later Flash! Troz! Or Zort!

[''Goes to Kapp'n so he can leave'']

Hey Kapp'n. Yeah I'm leavin'. No thank you.

[''Gets on the boat'']

Oh, by the way Sonichu's mug is the flag of the island. Obviously. Don't worry, this time I'm not going to imitate his singin'.

Instead I'll talk about something random. [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

Oh, by the way, those two characters at the tailor shop, Mabel and Sabel, are they hedgehogs or porcupines, cuz I dunno. They look like hedgehogs, and or porcupines, but ah, I'm not sure which are they. But either way, if they're hedgehogs, you got my vote on Sonic. Speaking of which, you should have make- ''Sonic Heroes'' should be Nintendo Gamecube exclusive, because [[Xbox]] and [[Sony|PlayStation 2]], my opinion is the same as yours, they both stink. Yeah, I do not even own them, I do not even want them, and that goes double for the PS One as well.

But if you want to know my game systems, I've had my Gamecube for about almost a year and a half now, got it on May thirty-first, twenty o'two. I got your SNES, Nintendo 64, NES, I got the Genesis 301, with the uh, original Genesis, 32X and Sega CD, as well as Sega Dreamcast, and a Sega Saturn. So I've got mostly all of them, I've been a Sonic fan forever, and that's why I'm glad Sonic came to Nintendo.

[''Arrives back at Cwcville'']

By the way, you all may remember, that I sent you guys a letter, talking about my dream of Sonic on Game Boy, well you go on my website, check the uh, about the author section, you'll see the ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' magazine cover I made up just for the occasion.

Anyway, welcome back to the Gamecube, let's move on with the tour, shall we? Anyway, we're gonna check the island. Oh, Lighthouse, oh will look at this, there's a weed, I pick weeds, keeps my town clean, as well as uh, Cwc City.

Oh, here's the other billboard I don't kn-know if I've shown you, [[Pokemon|Magikarp]]. that's for the fishing tourney, I drew a Magikarp just for it. Yeah, that's a Magikarp, I didn't have room for a Gyarados.

So, way, ah, here's the Tailor Shop. I got a Game Boy Advance right here as well because, you know, I can use my Gameboy Advance here. So let's go in and see what I got on display.

[''Enters Able Sisters shop'']

Yeah I mean what are they, hedgehogs or porcupines, cuz I can't tell. Anyway, I got Sonichu an Ro-, I got Sonichu right here. Oh, and by the way, this is his girlfriend, you want to know what her name is? [[Rosechu]]. See how that's spelled? Yeah, but you'll see- you'll probably see her and her body on the uh, letter that's included with the VHS here. So anyway, that's her favorite flower, called the Zapbud. Oh, and there's my Sonichu site logo, there's you acc- that you featured in ''Nintendo Power''. And a nice (swipe?) for the Poké Ball, as well as Star Fox emblem.

["Opens up his saved patterns"]

Here, let me show you the uh, rest of my uh, patterns. Most of them I put together. There's Sonic, right there. And this is Sonichu's evil twin, [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]. I made the Mario as kinda like, you know, the ''Nintendo Power''. Duh. If you guys had a shirt already, and the uh, game, that's from me and then you'll find out later. Oh, because [[It will never end|Spider-Man]] was in town recently, I was inspired. An here's Old Glory. Let's see. Yeah, these are the uh, older patterns I uh, kinda picked up from the shirts as much. And these are patterns I put together myself, there's the Magikarp, and there are others, like you got from ''Nintendo Power'', like the corn, [[the Moon]], groovy. Groovy! I call it groovy. There's the mushroom and the mug. Oh, I got something ready for Christmas, you know, you may notice the wreath back there. Let's see, yeah, here the uh, swiped images. Ah, by the way, you remember Tim Timetrail, that's his logo right there, I call it Time Travel, it's got his name written on there, Time- Tim Timetrail.

Could you excuse me for a minute, I've got an itch in my eye. [''A few seconds pause''] Alright. Anyway, that's taken care of. Anyway, I guess.

[''Selects Time Travel shirt and moves it around'']

What'd I do that for? I'm putting it back. Anyways that's-a, images I got so far.

[''Talks to Mabel'']

No, no thank you, we got nothing. So I'll see you all later. Or ah, another day, somewhat. Hey, I think that looks uh-familar, what Mabel's sewing up, or's that Sabel? I think that's the noodle design.

[''Exits Able Sisters shop'']

Anyway, moving on. Another weed, well what do you know about that. I usually like to run, it ke-keeps me going faster. Oh, by the way, Puck lives here.

Oh, what do you know, a hole in the ground. I usuall- also usually uh, during my rounds, ["Digs up fossil"] I check for these holes. ["Raises pitch of voice"] And it's an antique! And of course, if I dig up a fossil I just quickly write a letter to the Museum. And I don't have to write anything, so I just get that out of the way real quick. I only keep my shovel in hand cuz there may be a few more holes around here somewhere. Well look at this, another weed.

Anyway, no bird today. So le- let's go see Copper, see if there's anything new at the police station.

[''Talks to Copper'']

Any goings-on? Nothing of import, huh.

It's hard to catch that b- bird you know, the uh, postal character Pete. One time I tried, but then he just flew away. Anyway, you got anything in the police station today Copper? That is uh, anything lost? Oh, we got something? Oh good, I'll go take it, I just usually pick it up and sell it later.

[''Enters police station'']

By the way, as fer the Gulliver, if he has something I have not collected yet, I'll usually keep it. Seeds? Oh well, I'll take it. I could always plant those. Cuz they won't make much of a profit. Anyway, if uh, Gulliver has a gave me something that I already have, I usually just sell it.

[''Exits Police Station'']

Makes a nice profit. Uh anyway, let's plant these flowers. Uh, here's a good place.

[''Plants flowers'']

Alright, what do you know, red tulips.

Anyway, there's ah, what's her name. Oh yeah, Portia. Anyway, uh, let's see. Oh yeah, there's Leigh right there.

Oh by the way, you know for Mint? I got her card as well, her ''Animal Crossing'' card. Oh yeah, Chuckles! He likes to wear belt buckles! [[Random Access Humor|Rhyme joke]]. So anyway, uh, moving a little north. Here's the uh, Nook Shop. I got it the best, obviously. But if it gets any better, I'll be surprised. So anyway, uh, let's go inside.

[''Enters Nook's Shop'']

See what see what look lik- See what old Nook has today. [''Sighs'']. Oh, I got to sell these items, I usually do that, I sell him the items.

[''Starts selling things to Nook'']

Items I don't need. Those fossils make a nice little profit, espeg- especially the uh, one that's not within the top five. Whoops. I pressed the B button by mistake.

[''Continues to sell, and starts to hum'']

Doops, I goofed. Yeah, foreign fruits, 500. Although the peaches only get you 100 here. By the way, same fruit in Cwc City, it's a pear. Oh, and I need a sign anyway, so I'll just go ahead and get one of those.

[''Buys sign, clicks through Nook's dialogue about using the sign, and starts humming'']

Anyway, we're going upstairs.

[''Goes upstairs'']

What do ya know, we got the gruesome twosome. They're a comical pair. Ugn, let's see, a blue dresser. Uhh, iris table, refrigerator. Yes, I got this refrigerator already, so I don't need it. I already got the water bird. I've seen those shirts before. Ugn, look at all of these two, they chase me around wherever I go, like I'm some sort kind of [[Autism|nut]] or something. Watch this.

[''Chris makes odd noises that might be mistaken for humming, as he runs around the store and watches the salesman chase him. Sometimes art does imitate real life'']

Almost caught me there. Okay, I'm leaving.

[''Goes downstairs'']

Let's see, was there any other business I need? Oh, I guess I need more paper. So I'll get a sheet, get a pack.

[''Buys paper'']

That's quick, I just pick a random style and just go with that. By the way, in case you're wondering about those button noises, I got the microphone taped to the uh, Gamecube Wavebird here.

Anyway, I'll show you something you can do with the raffle tickets you pick up from here.

[''Exits Nook's Store'']

Instead of making a [[Tour of Chris's House|mess in my house]], I bury them right here, next to the Nook Shop. It's a good place to locate them. So when I'm ready at the end of the month, I just pick up as many as I can hold.

[''Digs up raffle ticket, then buries it again'']

I'm just going to put it back, because it ain't November 30th yet. Oh I guess I don't need this shovel anymore.

[''Puts away shovel'']

Now I'm going to make use of this uh, sign here, the way I should have long time ago, because I didn't think about it. It's already been done in Cwc City, but... Right here by the Post Office, you can use your GBA, oh, well that's a bad place for it. I'm picking it back up. Oh what do you know, another weed.

[''Pulls weed'']

Must of missed that earlier. Anyway, you may post a design, Gameboy Advance, whoops.

[''Picks up sign accidentally'']

What'd I do that for, I'm puttin' it back.

[''Puts it back and adds Gameboy design again'']

There we go. [''Burps''] Excuse me. Hm, I've got well over fifty thousand, so I'm going to make a deposit.

[''Enters Post Office'']

It's ny- It's a good idea to- that you guys did have when you made this thing not only a post office. Oh, I got to mail off that fossil anyway. And I don nee- And it's a good idea to not only you make this into a post office but a bank, says your building. So anyway, see, let's make a deposit. One, two, three, four, five.

[''Deposits 50,000 bells'']

Seven hundred and fifty thousand. It's good saved. I made most of my money from the e-Reader swipes, which I'll tell you about that in Cwc City.

[''Exits Post Office'']

Anyway, uh, lets see. I guess that's it for Cwcville. You guys will be back later. And that- And when you come back, I'll tell you about this sign here. [''Sign saying "H.F.A"'']

Anyway, I'm going home, and I'm gonna save. You may save, Mister Gyroid.

[''Goes inside the house to save, hums a bit'']

You may save and quit.

[''Noise in the background, possibly the radio'']

[''Chris begins to sing''] Do-do-do-do-do-do-do, hey mellow color! Yellow is a mellow color, yes it is. [''Chris stops singing'']

Okay. see you in Cwcville- I mean Cwc City.

[''Title screen'']

At this time, I switched the memory cards. Cuz, ah, I got Cwcvville currently in Slot A, and Cwc City in Slot B. I'm switching the two, putting City in Slot A and Ville in Slot B. So now I'm pressin' the start button.

And here's a resident, Iggy. Here you got- get that down. Cwc City, that's the name of the city right there.

[''Yellow Is A Mellow Color playing faintly in the background'']

And that's her name, Crystal, make sure you get that down. Alright, getting things ready. Have a blast, yeah, that's a fun thing to say.

[''Cwc City is loaded, and starts'']

Anyway ah, this is Crystal. She's wearing the uh, Rosechu look. There's a Zapbud on the door, I got Sonichu- Rosechu's mug right here. [''A sign with Rosechu's face on it''] Yeah, an her ensemble, but let's take a tour of her house first.

[''Goes inside the house'']

It ain't much since, uh, she basically got started, but she's almost done paying off her debt to old Nook. There's your website again. [''A Nintendo bench with their website on it''] Oh look, there's the R-Wing, launching into the uh, Super Mario Brother's World. [''The wallpaper is from Mario'']

Which reminds me, I got to get those two boxes to those two passwords later. Anyway, here's her diary. She got started only on November twelfth. Sonichu got started on October twenty-fourth. Anyway let's see, what else have we got here. Yeah, I got the two logos. Well would you look at that, I got them in the wrong place.

[''Starts moving around the logos'']

Oh well, I'll just move 'em. I didn't notice that before, I got 'em in the wrong place. Well that's no problem. I'll just quickly move them around. Hm, they make it loo- You guys make it look tough to move things around, but actually it's not. Let's see what time it is. Oh, it's one forty-five, huh? Well, it's getting close to being later in the afternoon.

There's her tree, she's getting ready for Christmas too. Let's take a quick trip upstairs.

[''Goes upstairs'']

She got her NES games she got collected up here. A plain old falsehood right there, Super Tortimer. Why'd you guys make that game up anyway? It's so- It's stupid. Cuz it's fake. Anyway, here's a thing. I got lucky and found this. I think I dug it up. Oh-no, wait a minute, I got it from Redd, long time ago. Oh, here's her harvest bed. I got a couple empty tables for- getting ready for a couple more NES games. [''Sighs'']

[''Goes downstairs'']

Anyway uh,

[''Continues down to the basement'']

Her basement isn't sa- as busy as uh, Cwcville, but she's got a few models down here. A couple of tracks models. Oh, there's the Moon. You guys made that thing really big you know, it's too big for me, if you ask my opinion.

Huh, Katrina's a little off, I'm just gonna move her real quick, there we go. Alright, you know there's the glove clock, you notice I had glove [[pickles|cock]]- glove clock in the basement in Cwcville as well.

Oh, you know what, ah, ruh- Crystal's worn her Rosechu outfit long enough.

[''Tries to change her outfit'']

Oops. I guess I can't do that yet. Well, never mind.

[''Goes upstairs'']

Anyway, moving on.

[''Leaves house'']

Before we take a tour of the city, I'mma tell you how to make a f- how you make a fun profit with the e-Reader. I'll check the bulletin board.

[''Checks the bulletin board'']

Ah, that's an oldie.

[''Walks to the Train Station'']

Anyway, 'course, that's the Train Station, I told you earlier about that in Cwcville. There's Rosey's mug. You see no statue cuz, she hasn't paid her debt off. That's why we're going to do this with Crystal. Oh, give me a second would ja, I got to do something real quick.

[''A few seconds pass'']

I'm having my Game Boy and my Wavebird at the same time. That's why I put it over there too.

I use my uh, SP as well here. You know, ah, my funds uh, right here, right? Help my funds. I'm gonna- show you guys something real quick- I use my Game Boy Advance SP to help me out here, since you know, the Digimon deal. Not only that, but, the noise it makes, helps me, uh, clarify, whether I uh, got the card read right. I usually do it ten at a time, I'll tell- elaborate about that more later. But I'm gonna do this on purpose, uh, swipe it awkwardly.

Oops, I musta goofed up. Anyway, gonna try that again, see and ah uh, hear the noise that makes.

Oh, that's right, cuz, ya see, I prepared in advance by, uh, [''Clears throat''] you know, showing you showing my profit.

Like when I hadn't taken care of the first set of thirty cards out of 63 that I own so far. Cuz like I said, do it ten at a time. By anyway, ah,

[''Exits Post Office'']

[''Sighs'']

Let me just go ahead an uh, show you how you make a nice little profit. Okay, first step you uh, swipe the first ten cards, right? Cuz that's the maximum you can hold in your mailbox. Open your mailbox, get your ten letters into your hold there. And then you just, ah, grab and drop it to the first ten slots. By the way, rule of thumb, elaborate earlier with the five down here. Cuz you know, when you ah, sell your items to Tom, it usually ends up on the first item, and you- that, that way you have these guys on the bottom, they will not get in the way, you won't have to move the uh, hand.

So anyway, uh, we're gonna go to the Nook Shop. There's Iggy again, gonna play with his ball. Like I said, I haven't gotten that far here yet, in Cwc City.

[''Enters Nook Shop'']

There's old Tom. I've taken care of all my uh, errands, like ah, Chris and the little Sonichu I showed you back there. Anyway, we're going to do some selling.

[''Starts selling things to Nook, some other song from Christian and the Hedgehog Boys in the background'']

Obviously, I don't have sa- much to say at this point. So I'm just going to let you guys listen to the music while I sell.

[About 30 seconds later, he finishes selling, and leaves the store]

Okay, I got more to say. After I uh, sell the uh, first set ten, I get that out of the way. Like I said before, of course I do this with the R button.

[''Starts removing gifts from letters, then deleting the letters'']

I just pick up, and put 'em over there. A course, I have precise order, I do it from the first letters- first card swiped to the last card swiped. I usually swipe them in the uh, in order of their card numbers. Cuz ah, that's just the way I do it. Also, I use the uh, ''Animal Crossing'' card that came with the e-Reader,you notice the musical note in the first set. I just count as card triple zero. Makes a good idea, by the way, according to- by the way, speaking of the e-Reader cards, you guys should really uh, print out some more uh, of series- more of the early series. like series one. Cuz, you know, since I just just started you sh- I really want to collect those. And uh, I really would like if you uh, publish some more of those uh, series ones. I don't care if do like you know, second edition or whatever. But print out more of those cards, please. Anyway, uh, I just click- just read the letters real quick and then throw them away like junk mail. After I get rid of the presents.

[''Finishes throwing letters away'']

By the way, I hope you guys took note of the uh, amount in the previous deal in the Post Office. Anyway, after I delete the last letters, I open them up.

[''Opening up all his gifts'']

One by one, in an orderly flash- orderly fashion. A'most said orderly flashin'! Anyway...

[''Finishes opening his gifts'']

Let's see, with that done, I head back home.

[''Runs to his mailbox'']

And get the next set of ten I have ready. And then I head back to the Post Office.

[''Runs to Post Office'']

And swipe the next set of ten.

[''Enters Post Office'']

And uh, just to let you know, every fifty- every point over fifty thousand, you should make a deposit. But since I'm a good number at start, I'm not gonna do that. So, uh, after all the uh, e-Reader swipes, you should come up to a very nic-

[''Video cuts out for a second, possibly the result of Chris editing the video so we wouldn't have to wait for him to swipe the e-Reader cards'']

an profable- profitable proposition there. And after ah, swiping all those cards, then a nice grand total there. We can make a very generous donation. Or should I say deposit? The usual fifty-thou.

[''Deposits 50,000 bells'']

Here ya go. No thank you. Well, anyway ah, besides ah, selling those things, those uh, profitable items from the e-Reader cards, if there are any I haven't collected yet, I usually just keep 'em.

[''Exits Post Office'']

(Cuz I like the sound of them?) Like for example, the uh, Pansy models downstairs. And well, since that's over with.

[''Changes shirt'']

She just changed into her regular- her uh, nice warm clothing for the winter. Her ski sweater. So anyway, uh, let's see uh. Oh yes, I guess I should- she shoul- we should give you a tour of Cwc City.

Well, you have seen the uh, Post Office, and the Nu- Nook Shop. But I'll tell you the dump is in the opposite location compared to CWCville. And there it is, the dump. And uh, let's see. There's Money. She used to live in CWCville but she moved here. And there's Sally. She moved here.

[''Checks map'']

I have to check the map every now and then because the different location. Let's see, there's Carmen. [''Sing-song''] Carmen San Diego! Carmen San Diego!... Causing mischief around the world!

Let's see now. Oh yeah, that's Pinky. That's Pinky. There's the Museum. Oh, would you look at this, a hole in the ground. Let's see what's in it.

[''Digs up fossil'']

And it's an antique!

Must have missed that one previously. Oh well, I'll just simply write the old Museum a letter. Or not write a letter. Like I sent it to them anyway. [Goes to put away shovel, then changes his mind]

Ah, I best to hold on to that just in case. Let's see. Oh, Katrina's tent, she's here today. And there's Rollo. I think a friend sen- I think of Sanford and Son everytime I see Rollo. [''Scatman Chris''] Doo-doo-doo-doo-a-rawdl-et-do-do-do-do-alot-dude-alot-do-do-dolot-a-dood-alot-dooo. Do-do.

Speakin' of fr- speakin' of Sanford and Sons, my father an I, we have a relationship like Stanford and Son. He starts more arguments than there are flies in a garbage dump. Anyway, let's see, I took every care of business, and I do not need to talk to Copper, but there's the Police Station.

And what's at the shoreline but that stupid bird, and possibly anymore uh, holes in the ground.

[''Singing'']

There's nothing quite like a hole in the ground, hole in the ground, hole in the ground. There's nothing like a hole in the ground, here is, the lighthouse!

[''Stops singing'']

We got a stone bridge here in the city.

[''Sings again'']

There's nothing like a hole in the ground, a hole in the ground

[''Stops singing'']

Oh, we got two neighbors up here. Let's see. Yeah. There's a, Jeremiah. we got a new neighbor. Yeah, that was Pinky. She moved in today. Anyway, there;s the Tailor Shop. Right here. Already took you there over in Cwc Ci- Cwcville. And well, here's the dock. The island is, uh, we kept it for the ah, kre- for a memorial, we used Tim Timetale's island. As uh, we uh, trans- we exchanges between us- we exchanged it with the original island of Cwc City. Anyway, it's got the Tim Timetale flag on it. So we're not going to bother going there. Anyway, you know the two signs.

[''Goes to Wishing Well'']

Well. That joke never gets old. Anyway, there are two holiday signs, got 'em down here, here in the city. There's Rosey, and we got the Sonichu site logo here as well. There's a uh, shovel tree. That's Buzz. Buzz Lightyear. To infinity, and on your head! Oh, and there's uh, Cashmire. (I got call for Baah-bra?).
Huh, too bad she ain't here. And uh, I'm not sure, oh wait, yes I'm sure. Yeah, you have seen him, uh, Iggy. He's around here somewhere. I'm not gonna bother. Anyway, here's the Nook Shop, once again. And well, uh, I guess that's it for uh, Cwc City. oh, I got the fishing tourney sign here somewhere. You've already seen that, so I'm not gonna bother finding it.

Anyway uh, let's see. Oh, I got to mail this uh, fossil off. After I do that, we're going to go back over to Cwcville for uh, closing ceremonies of this great documentary I've put together. you'll find out what that "H.F.A" stands for.

[''Goes inside post office'']

So, stay tuned! And relax.

[''Starts mailing letter'']

In the meantime, here's some music.

[''Plays Yellow is a Mellow Color'']

[''Exits Post office'']

[''Goes and saves his game'']

[''Start screen'']

[''Loads Cwcville'']

[''Finally turns off Yellow is a Mellow Color'']

Welcome back to Cwcville! And we're here for the closing ceremonies, so the uh, documentary of the city of Cwcville and Cwc City in Animal Crossing, [''Raises pitch of voice''] for Nintendo Gamecube! But first, I'm gonna tell you a couple of things. Sonichu and Rosechu. [''Burps''] [''Faintly''] Excuse me.
I'm just going to let you know who they are, they're Pokemon. I made them up. They're both Electric-types, alright. Obviously. Sonichu and Rosechu are Pokemon I made up. They're Electric-types. They've got evolution, [[Metonic]] and [[Vamprosa]]. You want pictures, you gotta ask me for them. Also they got baby forms, [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonee and Rosey]], they're cuties. So anyway, if you've missed it the first couple of times.

[''Shows bulletin saying "CWC's Sonichu Site!
http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm"'']

Here is one last time. Okay, and uh, to answer the all important question; What is the meaning of "H.F.A"? With the two red eyes. I will tell you. Got that? it means "High Functionally Autism" because that's what I am, I'm High Functionally Autistic. I may have autism, but since I'm high functional, I do all- I can do alot of things. I mean otherwise I wouldn't even do this documentary I'm doing right now.

So let's see, is there anything else I need to cover? Well, I guess not. But anyway, uh, this is the city of Cwcville and there's a- don't forget Sonichu website if you want to go see it. I've been playing video games for as long as I can remember. And listening to music as long as I can remember. So, we're going to end this documentary by obviously leaving. If you want credits, ya have to look at the enclosed letter.

[''Starts saving game'']

But anyway, uh, pu- for in the submission of Nintendo Power. This has been a, documentary narrated by Christian Weston Chandler. Thank you very much, and I hope that you will consider this for publication. Bye now.

[''Title screen'']

[''Voice in the background, possibly [[Snorlax]], saying "Stop!"'']

[''Video end'']

==''Nintendo Power'' article==

''[[Nintendo Power]]''’s May 2004 article on Chris’s documentary covers only Sonichu’s life in Cwcville. The way that the article speaks of Sonichu’s actions, most casual readers would be led to believe that “Sonichu” is the real name of the person who submitted the documentary.

[[Image:CWCSchuCross.jpg|thumb|center]]

===Transcript===

{{quotenews|'''Sonichu’s Cwcville Documentary'''

Simply amazing. There’s no other way to describe what we received from Sonichu of Cwcville—a full video documentary that walked us through his daily life. His opulent manor contained every manner of furniture. Cwcville’s landscape was filled to the bursting point with all the animals who’d moved to his well-tended town. And Sonichu has customized everything about his town—even many villagers have followed his bold trends, wearing the patterns he has created!

''(Image captions)''

*Sonichu has packed the museum with his fads—its bug collection is hopping.
*He often visits Sonichu Island to bring its high-value coconuts to town.
*And he uses the spare hut on the island to store his huge collection of oddities.
*Cwcville is brimming with Sonichu’s patterns, including the popular Poké Ball.}}

==PVCC's news report==

The 26 April 2004 issue of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC's]] school newspaper, ''The Forum'', included a news report on the "accomplishments" of then-student Christian Chandler. The first half of the article discusses Chris's OFFICIAL and ORIGINIAL creation, Sonichu, while the second half covers Chris's Animal Crossing Documentary, going so far as to quote ''[[Nintendo Power]]'''s own coverage. Everyone can draw their conclusions of how slow news day it was at the PVCC by comparing how big the ''Nintendo Power'' article was, and how big this article was.

===Transcript===

[[File:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|center|Meet Sonichu]]

{{quotenews|'''Meet Sonichu''' ''Student featured in "Nintendo Power"''

By Kari Mitchell ''The Forum assistant editor''

Most everyone has a hobby. It may be hard to find free time in between classes, especially with exam week quickly approaching, but PVCC student Christian Chandler, has dedicated many hours to his past time. He is the creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.

Like Sonic, Sonichu can run at high speeds. "During Super Sonic's battle against the [[Perfect Chaos Monster|Perfect Chaos monster]] (''Sonic Adventure DX'' for Gamecube), Super Sonic was spat out by the monster, and colldied with a by-standing Pikachu," Chandler explained. According to his story, the power from the Chaos Emeralds transformed Pikachu into Sonichu.

The idea for the character came from a project Chandler was assigned his senior year of high school. He was enrolled in a computer graphics class that required him to design a CD cover. His original idea was to put Sonic and Pikachu on the cover, however, both characters are copyrighted. Instead he decided to combine the characters into something all his own. Thus, on March 17, 2000, Sonichu was born.

Over time, Chandler began to mold and expand the life of Sonichu, giving him stories, homemade trading cards, clay figures, a board game, and a [[Sonichu medallion]] with charms, among other things.

Chandler and the world he created for Sonichu were featured in the May 2004 issue of ''Nintendo Power.'' The place was called Cwcville (The "Cwc" prefix are his initials, Christian Weston Chandler). Nintendo Power was apparently impressed with Chandler's work. "Simply amazing. There's no other way to describe what we received from Sonichu of Cwcville - a full video documentary that walked us through his daily life." The documentary, running about an hour, was taped from the Nintendo Gamecube title, ''Animal Crossing''. He dubbed his voice over the sound through a microphone and audio input in his VCR. In the documentary, Chandler covers "basically how I do things in ''Animal Crossing'' as the boy character, Sonichu, in the city of Cwcville." Some of the tasks include using the journal as a monthly diary, making money, customizing the city, and conversing with another ''Animal Crossing'' city. For now, Sonichu remains a hobby in the future, Chandler would like to see Sonichu and his friends as real Pokémon, even having their own Nintendo Gamecube video game title. "I am not really sure what to do in order to do all that," Chandler said, "but for now, Sonichu and I, Christian C., are in Nintedo Power Magazine!"}}

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Kacey Call 23

2011-04-04T05:41:36Z

Baron:

Just a brief overview until transcriptions are complete.

File Name: kc92909.mp3

*[[Chris]] is simply ignoring e-mails based on their subjects.
*Chris got the [[copyright]] for [[Sonichu]].
*[[Kacey]] bitches at Chris for not cleaning his [[room]].
*Kacey tries to convince Chris to not completely ignore trolls.
*Chris says that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Gregg Mays]] are the same person and he's fake because he won't make a [[YouTube]] video of himself holding his license up to the camera.
*Chris says that Clyde Cash is an elementary school student and refuses to believe Kacey's idea that he's a teacher.
*Chris says that Clyde's voice is high pitched and whiny. Oh boy.
*Chris spends like 3 minutes trying to do an impression of Clyde and it ends up just sounding exactly like Chris's normal voice like three more minutes of Chris trying to do an impression. Sounds exactly like Chris still.
*Chris: "It was hard to ignore panda being raped by Clyde but I was able to. Last time I heard about her she got burned and died in a fire."
*Chris mentioned going to [[ED]] and trying to dox Clyde cash using their forum.
*Chris does [[Donald Duck]] impression; it just sounds like shit.
*Chris: "By default, my voice sounds like Frank Sinatra!"

==Transcript==
{{transcription}}

 '''Kacey:''' Hey Chris! It's Kacey, what's up?
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. I'm doin' okay, how are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm good. Just busy. You know, work's keeping me late.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand, and you know - 'cause, you know, you can call us and I saw in the store(?) you were busy.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I've got a lot of projects and I'm kinda behind in school and I want to NOT be behind, you know. Um. So how have things been for you?
 '''Chris:''' I've been doing fair... I mean, you know, things could be better if I didn't have to worry about the trolls, but... You know...
 '''Kacey:''' What are they doing?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, just trying to get on my nerves... but lately I've been, uh, handling the situation much better. I don't even bother to open their e-mails. So I just expand on the e- on the sender's address and then add them to my block list.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that's good! That's good.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, let's see, aside from that, um... Yeah, I've been - I've been - been... I've been push further, jogging a little bit longer.
 '''Kacey:''' [''coughs''] That's good.
 '''Chris:''' And, uh... And I still haven't heard back from Target, so that's probably a no-go, but the other thing is a new CPS rug is out (?) and I'll probably apply to that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh you should! I mean, I wouldn't give up on it, though. So, um, how is your copyright coming?
 '''Chris:''' Oh... Yeah, I have, I've called the copyright office and I, uh, I got back access to my account and, ah, it's all good. The copyright is mine.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh! Well that... that's awesome.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, I read somethin' on the internet about this, ah, about this image that, uh, Greg May, uh, Greg Mays slash Clyde Cash, you know, that like, he, uh, it's about like, this, uh, this image about like, supposedly about him having the copyright, but that document is false. I think-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting, talking right over Chris the whole time which he doesn't even seem to notice''] Well, yeah, because obviously you have the papers now, right?
 '''Chris:''' I don't have the papers yet, I-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well then how do you know it's yours?
 '''Chris:''' [''pauses''] Beca- because I called the copyright office and t- 
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well, it's not going to help until you actually have the papers. You need proof. It's like saying you have a diploma but you ''don't'' have a diploma with you. I mean, you're gonna have to get those papers.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I know, I won't get the, uh, document for... for a few more weeks.
 '''Kacey:''' They should send them right away. You should ask them to rush it. I mean, I know they'll do it... if it's really yours.
 '''Chris:''' [''long pause''] Hm. 
 '''Kacey:''' Especially since it's...
 '''Chris:''' [''interrupting''] Y-yeah, yeah, yeah, y-yeah, I, yeah, I, I asked them if they could rush it but, uh, they said 'no, they couldn't,' they have to do it at their own timely pace. So, I was like, you know, I didn't ar-argue. I didn't want to argue with them. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, this troll could do a lot of damage, you need to rush it. I mean, I've seen these things take months, really, but... I mean, if you say so.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Don't worry about it. It's - don't worry about that. It's a- it's all good. I'm still working on the comic pages. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I know there's one thing you aren't working on, because I saw your video. Your room looks like it got ''messier.'' I thought you said you were going to work on taking things down and doing that for me.
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Well, that's only the, uh, one side of the room, and... you saw that side of the room in the last picture, a-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well, you haven't given me any more pictures like you promised me or anything, and I mean it looks... bad.
 '''Chris:''' ...Yeah, well, I'll-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you... you said that you were going to get this done like weeks ago. And... it's not even half way done.
 '''Chris:''' It is mostly done, believe me. I'll send you some pictures tomorrow, okay?
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. I hope that they're promising.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. [''sounding annoyed''] They are, okay? They are. Yeah, well, aside from that, anything going on with you, lately?
 '''Kacey:''' Um... no, I've just been going to class and everything. I've been trying to hang out with my friends more, get a little more social because I just fell, you know, totally overwhelmed. Um, I'm pretty much doing what you're doing and ignoring all the trolls an... you know, just not really caring. They're not worth my time.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I hear that. I hear that. Anyway. My plans for tomorrow are go to class... I've got another yoga class tomorrow.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, okay.
 '''Chris:''' I'm not sure I pronounced that right.
 '''Kacey:''' [''talking over Chris''] But I mean, like... you really don't read the e-mails at all? I mean, sometimes I do just, you know, for a good laugh. And I mean, sometimes, you know, I am paranoid that... you know, because these people, they mean business. I am kind of worried that sometimes I'll miss something, and they'll actually do something. I mean, I don't wanna ignore problems, either.
 '''Chris:''' It's like, you know, can pretty much judge what they're gonna say in the e-mail, but, by reading subjects. [''pause''] And like, you know, if the subject just is like, you know, don't really... don't really care about that stuff. Yeah, so I just assum- leave that closed.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I know, but, Cameron and I talked about how you need to take your problems head on. Like, I told you, you don't need to ''really'' let them get to you, but you can't ignore them outright totally, either.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... I-I that's what I do mostly. After they realise they can call Greg Mays or Clyde Cash out, you know, because he's sent one identity of Clyde Cash, and assumed the identity of Greg Mays, and you know, neither of them were - neither of them were - neither of them really existed, really. 
 '''Kacey:''' How do you know that?
 '''Chris:''' Well, I know it's the same person. Assuming different identities, and both of them are obviously fake, I mean -
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well then, what's his real name?
 '''Chris:''' Wha-... he's never actually showed hims- he's never actually showed... his face or his identity or anything -
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well... most people don't do that, but I mean, if you had his real name you could force him to apologize. I mean, turn the tables on him.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I... that's why... the one thing I don't have is real name. So I can't really do that, now can I? But still, I call him out, I - I - I challenged him...
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupting''] Well, do some research. I mean, you can at least try.
 '''Chris:''' I did try, I... I searched the names Greg Mays and Clyde Cash and I didn't get much. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, I don't know how much research you are going to do because, uh, Kim and I were... talking about this, you know, and, she was saying how, um... you haven't read the entirety of the ED page, yet you say it's all lies and slanders... and then you turn around and say that there is truth to it. I mean... Yeah... yeah, I talked to Kim about that and I'm planning on... and I'm reading on... through the, uh, texts, on-only the texts on the ED page. And I'm... I'm gonna print them out and I'm gonna add them, and then - so I can, so I can sort out the, uh, ''facts'' from the fiction.
 '''Kacey:''' Right.

[''Transcription not complete.'']
==External links==

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Kacey Call 21

2011-04-02T10:32:15Z

Baron:

File Name: kc92209.mp3

*[[Chris]] had a [[job]] interview at [[Target]] today. He claims to not remember most of it, despite it happening just hours ago.
*[[Kacey]] asks about his "photographic and audio memory," and Chris claims that doesn't work when he tries to remember things "spur of the moment," as if he didn't expect to be asked about the interview that happened ''that day.''
*Chris claims to have not worn his medallion to the job interview. He also admits that he complimented the female interviewers on their appearance. Kacey points out that you aren't supposed to hit on your interviewer - Chris disregards this and says it's fine because the compliment was "informal."
*Despite claiming his memory doesn't work "spur of the moment," he is able to immediately remember word for word what he said to troll phone calls. He was called gay by trolls.
*Kacey suggests simply ignoring troll phone calls - this goes completely over his head, and he immediately changes the subject.
*Kacey asks if he thinks he got the job. Chris says yes because "they smiled at me."
*Chris' logic kicks in full force. After failing to remember what his password was several times, he is locked out of his copyright management account for "multiple failed login attempts." Rather than figuring that ''his own failed log in attempts'' caused this, he believes it is the work of a troll.
*Chris believes that not only is it possible to steal the Sonichu copyright, but that all you need to do is have the copyright mailed to you and it's legally yours, disregarding the legal name on it. This further proves that Chris has ''no idea'' what the copyright actually is.
*Kacey asks Chris to film himself jogging so she can make sure he is doing it right. He says he "will consider it."
*Chris says that he will get to work on putting essays on CWCipedia.

==Transcript==

'''Chris:''' ''[high pitched, worried sounding]'' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey! What's up?
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. I'm doin' okay, how are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm good! So... how did the interview go today? I want to hear everything about it.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... I'll say as much as I can remember, anyway. It was - it went good, I had, uh... two supervising fema - two supervisor women interview me over there. And, uh... and they, you know, I kept my voice at a pleasant tone and I, uh, I ca - I was, ah, I kept good on the friendly smile and uh, and I maintained eye contact and, uh... answered the questions honestly and uh...
 '''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' What kind of questions did they ask you? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, like, uh... questions about my, about my past job yeah, we took kind of length(?) to talk about my, it's, they talked about my past job at Wendy's, and also about brought in, like, you know, uh, also like, find some - find some I, uh, experience at the, over a- when I volunteered for the Pokemon League. ''[pause]'' Yeah, um... and they also gave me a lot of hard to tackle(?) situations so I can't remember those, can't remember that right of the ba- remember that right off the top of my head right now.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, but it just happened today, how could you not remember? I mean, was it like, angry customers or was iiiit... like were you having a problem with another employee? ''[pause]'' I mean, I thought you had this photographic and audio memory.
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh, pause]'' I guess I, uh... I guess I-I, I guess it's something I c-... yeah. I wo- I mean, yeah, I used to- 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' Are you sure you're okay? You sound distressed. 
 '''Chris:''' ''[pause, sigh]'' 
 '''Kacey:''' What happened? What's wrong? 
 '''Chris:''' I... when I have to remember something and then I, the person I'm trying to remember, as much detail, it's just - I get frustrated when I can't remember - can't remem - can't recall it. I mean, you can't just like... spur of the moment.
 '''Kacey:''' Well... it sounded like you were stressed when you picked up, so are you sure there's not something that happened today?
 '''Chris:''' I, yeah, well, I did, I mean, while I was waiting for you I did pick up, uh, did pick up a few, uh, calls from some trolls, and... ''[pause, sigh]'' There's another rumor going around and... I got calls with claims from people, um call me, like, you know, saying like, yeah, ''[mockingly]'' 'Oooh, yeah, I'm glad you finally came out of the closet and you're such a homo' and then like I told them, like, told them, 'I'm straight'. I told them I'm straight and then hung up on them. ''[sigh]'' I just had to deal with - had to deal with a bunch of those. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' That's awful! I'm so sorry that my class ran late, but it sounds like somebody needs to grow up. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, a LOT of somebodies. 
 '''Kacey:''' Haha, yeah. I mean, don't they have anything BETTER to do? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, I guess it could be worse. I mean, it's just a phone call. You could just ignore them. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, like I was explaining, anyways, still, I think I left a, ah, good impression at like, and I did dress nice I work like, I wor - I wore a nice, uh, blue dress shirt that, a like, nice blue striped dress shirt that I had and uh, black slacks and uh, blazer, and I did ''not'' wear my medallion. And I sat appropriately with my hands in my lap and my shoulders straight and sitting up posture and- 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' That's good! 
 '''Chris:''' I... yeah. And I, you know, I even them a good handshakes and uh a compliment on how they looked and uh, I think they like so I'll hear b- I'll hear- I'll find out for sure in a couple of days. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I hope you weren't too forward with the complimenting them. Normally you don't do that on an interview. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, no, no, it was like, informal it was like, you know, while were waiting for the uh, for the, the, conference room to be free 'cause there was another interview goin' on and I complimented one of the two - one, one of the two women on how they looked. They looked good. And uh, also had uh, a jeweled hair piece and had pony tails. But it was like, you know, the jewel covered up the rubber band. And I, uh, complimented on that, you know, it looked good. It looked good on that person.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh. So did they have you fill out any kind of paper work or say if they would be setting up a second interview, or... um, basically, what did they say?
 '''Chris:''' Mm... well, I did have to uh, did have to sign a form where they talked about my you know, uh... my schedule, availability of which I filled out when I applied on the online application. Talked to me about that. Verifying that. Uh... other than that, it was a Q-and-A, uh... and they pretty much wrote that down themselves.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, did they tell you that they would be calling you, or anything else? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, they said that they would call me back. 
 '''Kacey:''' Did they give you a time frame? 
 '''Chris:''' ''[annoyed]'' Yeah, in a couple of days. ''[pause]'' Or if you're talking a time frame in hours, no they did not give me that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, no-no-no, just... a time frame. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, in a couple of days. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean... do you think you got the job? 
 '''Chris:''' Mm. ''[pause]'' I'm hoping I did. I'm praying I did. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, did they say anything that would make you... ''think'' that? 
 '''Chris:''' They smiled back at me. 
 '''Kacey:''' That's their job, they're supposed to smile back. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but I mean, ah... 
 '''Kacey:''' Did they say anything about paperwork, orientation... anything like that? 
 '''Chris:''' Mm... they, ahhh... they never said anything about orientations yet. 
 ''[pause]''
 '''Kacey:''' Mmkay. Well, did anything else happen today? 
 '''Chris:''' Well... I didn't have much else planned, so after I got home, after I got back home, I, uh... had something to eat, then I took my tai-walk... jog. And then after I got home I spent some time playing Final Fantasy 7. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh. That's an old game! So, uh... how about your copyright papers? How's that coming along? 
 '''Chris:''' I think I already told you that, uh... that I re-registered... 
 '''Kacey:''' But, I mean, have you checked on it online to make sure it went through? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I... Yeah, I tried checking it online, but unfortunately, uh... yeah, I hadn't changed my password and I forgot... I'm not sure what the password is. I think it's... it's suppo- supposed to be... it's supposed to have the word 'nutmeg' in it. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[typing heard in the background]'' 
 '''Chris:''' Or, and, it's like... 'gemtun' or something... which is a palindrome of nutmeg. 
 '''Kacey:''' Hmm. 
 '''Chris:''' Spelled back... spelled backward. That's what palindrome means. 
 '''Kacey:''' Awesome! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Hey, w-... yeah. I think I told you that I like to do that. You know, spell words backwards and then say them like that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Right! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, uh... I also have that. I think it was like, either '02241982' but it... apparently, those weren't right. And uh, I guess... I mean, like, it also said like, I tried logging in and it gave me like... it said, like, you know, account has been deactivated because of multiple failed login attempts.
 '''Kacey:''' Oooh. 
 '''Chris:''' So, I don't know, maybe one of the tro-... Clyde or... Gray(?) Clyde, that guy, tried to log in. And tried to... psh, mess everything up there. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well... who knows? 
 '''Chris:''' ''[trying to interrupt]'' B-b-but y-yeah, but yeah... 
 '''Kacey:''' Because if he did, I mean, what would you do? I mean, if he did that, then HE would have the copyright, wouldn't he?
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' Well, yeah, well, I mean, I don't know. Mm. It would depend on if he actually has an address for them to send the, uh, for them to send that, uh, piece of paper to or not. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[talking over Chris]'' Well... you should work on it and find out. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' 'Cause, I mean, if you think he did, he probably did, because that sounds like him. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I-I, well, yeah, I'm trying. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, you should try harder, because I mean isn't that... important to you? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it is important. 
 '''Kacey:''' So, you should... probably get on it. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I have been on that. I was on that, I was on it earlier when I was checkin' my e-mail as well. Also, yeah, I checked my e-mail also before, uh, after I got back from my walk... and before I went to Final Fantasy 7 I checked my e-mail.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, how long did you walk? 
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' The usual... usual 'bout... actually, now-a-days, with the way I'm walking... I'm walking, jogging a little faster. I get home in 15 to 30 minutes now. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' Okay, so you... so you jogged for 15 minutes, or you walked for 15 minutes? 
 '''Chris:''' ''[pause]'' Yeah, I jogged for like... five minutes out of the total time. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[long pause]'' Okay. Well. ''[sucks teeth]'' Do you ever think that... maybe you should- 
 '''Chris:''' ''[tries to interrupt]'' 
 '''Kacey:''' - try to film yourself jogging so that maybe I could see your form and give you a few pointers? 
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah, well, I don't know if it would be that easy for me to... well, I mean, it's not like I can actually... hold the camera while I'm jogging. It's like a habit of mine, swinging my arms while I jog. If I had it in my hands while I was filming, I mean... It'd be like, constant motion. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, you're not supposed to let your arms swing down when you're jogging. You're supposed to keep them right by you. You know, like, you can either have your elbows bent a little bit, or keep them by your side. 
 '''Chris:''' ''[tries to interrupt]'' Yeah... I- 
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, just to- just set it stationary and jog in front of it for a little bit. 
 '''Chris:''' ''[pause]'' Okay, well, I'll think about... okay, I'll consider it. I'll think about it. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[typing]'' Okay, but don't just be saying that to blow me off. 
 '''Chris:''' I'm not saying that to blow you off. I will seriously consider... doing that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. Well, I just wanted to make sure that you know you're working on stuff. Um... so, um, also, I mean, you know, you haven't done a lot of things that you said you would. Like, there's no old essays on the CWCipedia, anything like that, or, um... a song. ...anything. I mean, maybe you should just do a little bit at a time. Because, I'm ''really'' trying to help you out here, but you've got to help too for you. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yep. Okay. ...yeah. Yep. Yeah, just, I'm still... yes. So many things and... so many things. Yep. But yeah. I'll get... I'll get some old essays up on the CWCipedia. 
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. Well, that's good, um... 
 '''Chris:''' I... 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, let me let you go ahead and get to that and I will try to talk to you tomorrow. And definately check up on that copyright, you don't want someone to steal it right from under your nose.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. ...yeah. I... I... yeah. I'll get right on that. I am right on that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. Alright. Bye. 
 '''Chris:''' I'll talk to you later. Stay safe. I- ''[cuts off]'' 
 '''Kacey:''' 

==External links==
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Kacey Call 21

2011-04-02T08:32:22Z

Baron:

File Name: kc92209.mp3

*[[Chris]] had a [[job]] interview at [[Target]] today. He claims to not remember most of it, despite it happening just hours ago.
*[[Kacey]] asks about his "photographic and audio memory," and Chris claims that doesn't work when he tries to remember things "spur of the moment," as if he didn't expect to be asked about the interview that happened ''hours ago.''
*Chris claims to have not work his medallion to the job interview. He also admits that he complimented the female interviewers on their appearance. Kacey points out that you aren't supposed to hit on your future boss - Chris disregards this and says it's fine because the compliment was "informal."
*Despite claiming his memory doesn't work "spur of the moment," he is able to immediately remember word for word what he said to troll phone calls. He was called gay by trolls.
*Kacey suggests simply ignoring troll phone calls - this goes completely over his head, and he immediately changes the subject.
*Kacey asks if he thinks he got the job. Chris says yes because "they smiled at me."
*Chris' logic kicks in full force. After failing to remember what his password was several times, he is locked out of his copyright management account for "multiple failed login attempts." Rather than figuring that ''his own failed log in attempts'' caused this, he believes it is the work of a troll.
*Chris believes that not only is it possible to steal the Sonichu copyright, but that all you need to do is have the copyright mailed to you and it's legally yours, disregarding the legal name on it.
*Kacey asks Chris to film himself jogging so she can make sure he is doing it right. He says he "will consider it."
*Chris says that he will get to work on putting essays on CWCipedia.

==Transcript==

'''Chris:''' ''[high pitched, worried sounding]'' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey! What's up?
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. I'm doin' okay, how are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm good! So... how did the interview go today? I want to hear everything about it.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... I'll say as much as I can remember, anyway. It was - it went good, I had, uh... two supervising fema - two supervisor women interview me over there. And, uh... and they, you know, I kept my voice at a pleasant tone and I, uh, I ca - I was, ah, I kept good on the friendly smile and uh, and I maintained eye contact and, uh... answered the questions honestly and uh...
 '''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' What kind of questions did they ask you? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, like, uh... questions about my, about my past job yeah, we took kind of length(?) to talk about my, it's, they talked about my past job at Wendy's, and also about brought in, like, you know, uh, also like, find some - find some I, uh, experience at the, over a- when I volunteered for the Pokemon League. ''[pause]'' Yeah, um... and they also gave me a lot of hard to tackle(?) situations so I can't remember those, can't remember that right of the ba- remember that right off the top of my head right now.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, but it just happened today, how could you not remember? I mean, was it like, angry customers or was iiiit... like were you having a problem with another employee? ''[pause]'' I mean, I thought you had this photographic and audio memory.
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh, pause]'' I guess I, uh... I guess I-I, I guess it's something I c-... yeah. I wo- I mean, yeah, I used to- 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' Are you sure you're okay? You sound distressed. 
 '''Chris:''' ''[pause, sigh]'' 
 '''Kacey:''' What happened? What's wrong? 
 '''Chris:''' I... when I have to remember something and then I, the person I'm trying to remember, as much detail, it's just - I get frustrated when I can't remember - can't remem - can't recall it. I mean, you can't just like... spur of the moment.
 '''Kacey:''' Well... it sounded like you were stressed when you picked up, so are you sure there's not something that happened today?
 '''Chris:''' I, yeah, well, I did, I mean, while I was waiting for you I did pick up, uh, did pick up a few, uh, calls from some trolls, and... ''[pause, sigh]'' There's another rumor going around and... I got calls with claims from people, um call me, like, you know, saying like, yeah, ''[mockingly]'' 'Oooh, yeah, I'm glad you finally came out of the closet and you're such a homo' and then like I told them, like, told them, 'I'm straight'. I told them I'm straight and then hung up on them. ''[sigh]'' I just had to deal with - had to deal with a bunch of those. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' That's awful! I'm so sorry that my class ran late, but it sounds like somebody needs to grow up. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, a LOT of somebodies. 
 '''Kacey:''' Haha, yeah. I mean, don't they have anything BETTER to do? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, I guess it could be worse. I mean, it's just a phone call. You could just ignore them. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, like I was explaining, anyways, still, I think I left a, ah, good impression at like, and I did dress nice I work like, I wor - I wore a nice, uh, blue dress shirt that, a like, nice blue striped dress shirt that I had and uh, black slacks and uh, blazer, and I did ''not'' wear my medallion. And I sat appropriately with my hands in my lap and my shoulders straight and sitting up posture and- 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' That's good! 
 '''Chris:''' I... yeah. And I, you know, I even them a good handshakes and uh a compliment on how they looked and uh, I think they like so I'll hear b- I'll hear- I'll find out for sure in a couple of days. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I hope you weren't too forward with the complimenting them. Normally you don't do that on an interview. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, no, no, it was like, informal it was like, you know, while were waiting for the uh, for the, the, conference room to be free 'cause there was another interview goin' on and I complimented one of the two - one, one of the two women on how they looked. They looked good. And uh, also had uh, a jeweled hair piece and had pony tails. But it was like, you know, the jewel covered up the rubber band. And I, uh, complimented on that, you know, it looked good. It looked good on that person.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh. So did they have you fill out any kind of paper work or say if they would be setting up a second interview, or... um, basically, what did they say?
 '''Chris:''' Mm... well, I did have to uh, did have to sign a form where they talked about my you know, uh... my schedule, availability of which I filled out when I applied on the online application. Talked to me about that. Verifying that. Uh... other than that, it was a Q-and-A, uh... and they pretty much wrote that down themselves.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, did they tell you that they would be calling you, or anything else? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, they said that they would call me back. 
 '''Kacey:''' Did they give you a time frame? 
 '''Chris:''' ''[annoyed]'' Yeah, in a couple of days. ''[pause]'' Or if you're talking a time frame in hours, no they did not give me that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, no-no-no, just... a time frame. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, in a couple of days. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean... do you think you got the job? 
 '''Chris:''' Mm. ''[pause]'' I'm hoping I did. I'm praying I did. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, did they say anything that would make you... ''think'' that? 
 '''Chris:''' They smiled back at me. 
 '''Kacey:''' That's their job, they're supposed to smile back. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but I mean, ah... 
 '''Kacey:''' Did they say anything about paperwork, orientation... anything like that? 
 '''Chris:''' Mm... they, ahhh... they never said anything about orientations yet. 
 ''[pause]''
 '''Kacey:''' Mmkay. Well, did anything else happen today? 
 '''Chris:''' Well... I didn't have much else planned, so after I got home, after I got back home, I, uh... had something to eat, then I took my tai-walk... jog. And then after I got home I spent some time playing Final Fantasy 7. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh. That's an old game! So, uh... how about your copyright papers? How's that coming along? 
 '''Chris:''' I think I already told you that, uh... that I re-registered... 
 '''Kacey:''' But, I mean, have you checked on it online to make sure it went through? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I... Yeah, I tried checking it online, but unfortunately, uh... yeah, I hadn't changed my password and I forgot... I'm not sure what the password is. I think it's... it's suppo- supposed to be... it's supposed to have the word 'nutmeg' in it. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[typing heard in the background]'' 
 '''Chris:''' Or, and, it's like... 'gemtun' or something... which is a palindrome of nutmeg. 
 '''Kacey:''' Hmm. 
 '''Chris:''' Spelled back... spelled backward. That's what palindrome means. 
 '''Kacey:''' Awesome! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Hey, w-... yeah. I think I told you that I like to do that. You know, spell words backwards and then say them like that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Right! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, uh... I also have that. I think it was like, either '02241982' but it... apparently, those weren't right. And uh, I guess... I mean, like, it also said like, I tried logging in and it gave me like... it said, like, you know, account has been deactivated because of multiple failed login attempts.
 '''Kacey:''' Oooh. 
 '''Chris:''' So, I don't know, maybe one of the tro-... Clyde or... Gray(?) Clyde, that guy, tried to log in. And tried to... psh, mess everything up there. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well... who knows? 
 '''Chris:''' ''[trying to interrupt]'' B-b-but y-yeah, but yeah... 
 '''Kacey:''' Because if he did, I mean, what would you do? I mean, if he did that, then HE would have the copyright, wouldn't he?
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' Well, yeah, well, I mean, I don't know. Mm. It would depend on if he actually has an address for them to send the, uh, for them to send that, uh, piece of paper to or not. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[talking over Chris]'' Well... you should work on it and find out. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' 'Cause, I mean, if you think he did, he probably did, because that sounds like him. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I-I, well, yeah, I'm trying. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, you should try harder, because I mean isn't that... important to you? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it is important. 
 '''Kacey:''' So, you should... probably get on it. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I have been on that. I was on that, I was on it earlier when I was checkin' my e-mail as well. Also, yeah, I checked my e-mail also before, uh, after I got back from my walk... and before I went to Final Fantasy 7 I checked my e-mail.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, how long did you walk? 
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' The usual... usual 'bout... actually, now-a-days, with the way I'm walking... I'm walking, jogging a little faster. I get home in 15 to 30 minutes now. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' Okay, so you... so you jogged for 15 minutes, or you walked for 15 minutes? 
 '''Chris:''' ''[pause]'' Yeah, I jogged for like... five minutes out of the total time. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[long pause]'' Okay. Well. ''[sucks teeth]'' Do you ever think that... maybe you should- 
 '''Chris:''' ''[tries to interrupt]'' 
 '''Kacey:''' - try to film yourself jogging so that maybe I could see your form and give you a few pointers? 
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah, well, I don't know if it would be that easy for me to... well, I mean, it's not like I can actually... hold the camera while I'm jogging. It's like a habit of mine, swinging my arms while I jog. If I had it in my hands while I was filming, I mean... It'd be like, constant motion. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, you're not supposed to let your arms swing down when you're jogging. You're supposed to keep them right by you. You know, like, you can either have your elbows bent a little bit, or keep them by your side. 
 '''Chris:''' ''[tries to interrupt]'' Yeah... I- 
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, just to- just set it stationary and jog in front of it for a little bit. 
 '''Chris:''' ''[pause]'' Okay, well, I'll think about... okay, I'll consider it. I'll think about it. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[typing]'' Okay, but don't just be saying that to blow me off. 
 '''Chris:''' I'm not saying that to blow you off. I will seriously consider... doing that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. Well, I just wanted to make sure that you know you're working on stuff. Um... so, um, also, I mean, you know, you haven't done a lot of things that you said you would. Like, there's no old essays on the CWCipedia, anything like that, or, um... a song. ...anything. I mean, maybe you should just do a little bit at a time. Because, I'm ''really'' trying to help you out here, but you've got to help too for you. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yep. Okay. ...yeah. Yep. Yeah, just, I'm still... yes. So many things and... so many things. Yep. But yeah. I'll get... I'll get some old essays up on the CWCipedia. 
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. Well, that's good, um... 
 '''Chris:''' I... 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, let me let you go ahead and get to that and I will try to talk to you tomorrow. And definately check up on that copyright, you don't want someone to steal it right from under your nose.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. ...yeah. I... I... yeah. I'll get right on that. I am right on that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. Alright. Bye. 
 '''Chris:''' I'll talk to you later. Stay safe. I- ''[cuts off]'' 
 '''Kacey:''' 

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Kacey Call 21

2011-03-31T00:56:55Z

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File Name: kc92209.mp3

*[[Chris]] had a [[job]] interview at [[Target]] today. He already can't remember what happened during it. However, he perfectly remembers the [[troll]] phone calls he received during the rest of the day.
*Chris claims he did not wear his [[medallion]] to the interview. Chris "complimented" the interviewer on how she looked.
*Chris can't remember his password, he thinks it's "Nutmeg" or spelled backwards as "Gemtun". Thinks [[Clyde Cash]] hacked him again.
*Chris jogged for 15 minutes and then played ''Final Fantasy VII''. Kacey asks for Chris to film himself jogging.
*Kacey tells Chris proper form for running and jogging. Chris says he'll "consider it" when it comes to moving his arms while jogging.

==Transcript==

'''Chris:''' ''[high pitched, worried sounding]'' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey! What's up?
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. I'm doin' okay, how are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm good! So... how did the interview go today? I want to hear everything about it.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... I'll say as much as I can remember, anyway. It was - it went good, I had, uh... two supervising fema - two supervisor women interview me over there. And, uh... and they, you know, I kept my voice at a pleasant tone and I, uh, I ca - I was, ah, I kept good on the friendly smile and uh, and I maintained eye contact and, uh... answered the questions honestly and uh...
 '''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' What kind of questions did they ask you? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, like, uh... questions about my, about my past job yeah, we took kind of length(?) to talk about my, it's, they talked about my past job at Wendy's, and also about brought in, like, you know, uh, also like, find some - find some I, uh, experience at the, over a- when I volunteered for the Pokemon League. ''[pause]'' Yeah, um... and they also gave me a lot of hard to tackle(?) situations so I can't remember those, can't remember that right of the ba- remember that right off the top of my head right now.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, but it just happened today, how could you not remember? I mean, was it like, angry customers or was iiiit... like were you having a problem with another employee? ''[pause]'' I mean, I thought you had this photographic and audio memory.
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh, pause]'' I guess I, uh... I guess I-I, I guess it's something I c-... yeah. I wo- I mean, yeah, I used to- 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' Are you sure you're okay? You sound distressed. 
 '''Chris:''' ''[pause, sigh]'' 
 '''Kacey:''' What happened? What's wrong? 
 '''Chris:''' I... when I have to remember something and then I, the person I'm trying to remember, as much detail, it's just - I get frustrated when I can't remember - can't remem - can't recall it. I mean, you can't just like... spur of the moment.
 '''Kacey:''' Well... it sounded like you were stressed when you picked up, so are you sure there's not something that happened today?
 '''Chris:''' I, yeah, well, I did, I mean, while I was waiting for you I did pick up, uh, did pick up a few, uh, calls from some trolls, and... ''[pause, sigh]'' There's another rumor going around and... I got calls with claims from people, um call me, like, you know, saying like, yeah, ''[mockingly]'' 'Oooh, yeah, I'm glad you finally came out of the closet and you're such a homo' and then like I told them, like, told them, 'I'm straight'. I told them I'm straight and then hung up on them. ''[sigh]'' I just had to deal with - had to deal with a bunch of those. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' That's awful! I'm so sorry that my class ran late, but it sounds like somebody needs to grow up. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, a LOT of somebodies. 
 '''Kacey:''' Haha, yeah. I mean, don't they have anything BETTER to do? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, I guess it could be worse. I mean, it's just a phone call. You could just ignore them. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, like I was explaining, anyways, still, I think I left a, ah, good impression at like, and I did dress nice I work like, I wor - I wore a nice, uh, blue dress shirt that, a like, nice blue striped dress shirt that I had and uh, black slacks and uh, blazer, and I did ''not'' wear my medallion. And I sat appropriately with my hands in my lap and my shoulders straight and sitting up posture and- 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' That's good! 
 '''Chris:''' I... yeah. And I, you know, I even them a good handshakes and uh a compliment on how they looked and uh, I think they like so I'll hear b- I'll hear- I'll find out for sure in a couple of days. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I hope you weren't too forward with the complimenting them. Normally you don't do that on an interview. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, no, no, it was like, informal it was like, you know, while were waiting for the uh, for the, the, conference room to be free 'cause there was another interview goin' on and I complimented one of the two - one, one of the two women on how they looked. They looked good. And uh, also had uh, a jeweled hair piece and had pony tails. But it was like, you know, the jewel covered up the rubber band. And I, uh, complimented on that, you know, it looked good. It looked good on that person.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh. So did they have you fill out any kind of paper work or say if they would be setting up a second interview, or... um, basically, what did they say?
 '''Chris:''' Mm... well, I did have to uh, did have to sign a form where they talked about my you know, uh... my schedule, availability of which I filled out when I applied on the online application. Talked to me about that. Verifying that. Uh... other than that, it was a Q-and-A, uh... and they pretty much wrote that down themselves.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, did they tell you that they would be calling you, or anything else? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, they said that they would call me back. 
 '''Kacey:''' Did they give you a time frame? 
 '''Chris:''' ''[annoyed]'' Yeah, in a couple of days. ''[pause]'' Or if you're talking a time frame in hours, no they did not give me that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, no-no-no, just... a time frame. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, in a couple of days. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean... do you think you got the job? 
 '''Chris:''' Mm. ''[pause]'' I'm hoping I did. I'm praying I did. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, did they say anything that would make you... ''think'' that? 
 '''Chris:''' They smiled back at me. 
 '''Kacey:''' That's their job, they're supposed to smile back. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but I mean, ah... 
 '''Kacey:''' Did they say anything about paperwork, orientation... anything like that? 
 '''Chris:''' Mm... they, ahhh... they never said anything about orientations yet. 
 ''[pause]''
 '''Kacey:''' Mmkay. Well, did anything else happen today? 
 '''Chris:''' Well... I didn't have much else planned, so after I got home, after I got back home, I, uh... had something to eat, then I took my tai-walk... jog. And then after I got home I spent some time playing Final Fantasy 7. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh. That's an old game! So, uh... how about your copyright papers? How's that coming along? 
 '''Chris:''' I think I already told you that, uh... that I re-registered... 
 '''Kacey:''' But, I mean, have you checked on it online to make sure it went through? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I... Yeah, I tried checking it online, but unfortunately, uh... yeah, I hadn't changed my password and I forgot... I'm not sure what the password is. I think it's... it's suppo- supposed to be... it's supposed to have the word 'nutmeg' in it. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[typing heard in the background]'' 
 '''Chris:''' Or, and, it's like... 'gemtun' or something... which is a palindrome of nutmeg. 
 '''Kacey:''' Hmm. 
 '''Chris:''' Spelled back... spelled backward. That's what palindrome means. 
 '''Kacey:''' Awesome! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Hey, w-... yeah. I think I told you that I like to do that. You know, spell words backwards and then say them like that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Right! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, uh... I also have that. I think it was like, either '02241982' but it... apparently, those weren't right. And uh, I guess... I mean, like, it also said like, I tried logging in and it gave me like... it said, like, you know, account has been deactivated because of multiple failed login attempts.
 '''Kacey:''' Oooh. 
 '''Chris:''' So, I don't know, maybe one of the tro-... Clyde or... Gray(?) Clyde, that guy, tried to log in. And tried to... psh, mess everything up there. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well... who knows? 
 '''Chris:''' ''[trying to interrupt]'' B-b-but y-yeah, but yeah... 
 '''Kacey:''' Because if he did, I mean, what would you do? I mean, if he did that, then HE would have the copyright, wouldn't he?
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' Well, yeah, well, I mean, I don't know. Mm. It would depend on if he actually has an address for them to send the, uh, for them to send that, uh, piece of paper to or not. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[talking over Chris]'' Well... you should work on it and find out. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' 'Cause, I mean, if you think he did, he probably did, because that sounds like him. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I-I, well, yeah, I'm trying. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, you should try harder, because I mean isn't that... important to you? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it is important. 
 '''Kacey:''' So, you should... probably get on it. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I have been on that. I was on that, I was on it earlier when I was checkin' my e-mail as well. Also, yeah, I checked my e-mail also before, uh, after I got back from my walk... and before I went to Final Fantasy 7 I checked my e-mail.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, how long did you walk? 
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' The usual... usual 'bout... actually, now-a-days, with the way I'm walking... I'm walking, jogging a little faster. I get home in 15 to 30 minutes now. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[interrupting]'' Okay, so you... so you jogged for 15 minutes, or you walked for 15 minutes? 
 '''Chris:''' ''[pause]'' Yeah, I jogged for like... five minutes out of the total time. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[long pause]'' Okay. Well. ''[sucks teeth]'' Do you ever think that... maybe you should- 
 '''Chris:''' ''[tries to interrupt]'' 
 '''Kacey:''' - try to film yourself jogging so that maybe I could see your form and give you a few pointers? 
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah, well, I don't know if it would be that easy for me to... well, I mean, it's not like I can actually... hold the camera while I'm jogging. It's like a habit of mine, swinging my arms while I jog. If I had it in my hands while I was filming, I mean... It'd be like, constant motion. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, you're not supposed to let your arms swing down when you're jogging. You're supposed to keep them right by you. You know, like, you can either have your elbows bent a little bit, or keep them by your side. 
 '''Chris:''' ''[tries to interrupt]'' Yeah... I- 
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, just to- just set it stationary and jog in front of it for a little bit. 
 '''Chris:''' ''[pause]'' Okay, well, I'll think about... okay, I'll consider it. I'll think about it. 
 '''Kacey:''' ''[typing]'' Okay, but don't just be saying that to blow me off. 
 '''Chris:''' I'm not saying that to blow you off. I will seriously consider... doing that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. Well, I just wanted to make sure that you know you're working on stuff. Um... so, um, also, I mean, you know, you haven't done a lot of things that you said you would. Like, there's no old essays on the CWCipedia, anything like that, or, um... a song. ...anything. I mean, maybe you should just do a little bit at a time. Because, I'm ''really'' trying to help you out here, but you've got to help too for you. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yep. Okay. ...yeah. Yep. Yeah, just, I'm still... yes. So many things and... so many things. Yep. But yeah. I'll get... I'll get some old essays up on the CWCipedia. 
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. Well, that's good, um... 
 '''Chris:''' I... 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, let me let you go ahead and get to that and I will try to talk to you tomorrow. And definately check up on that copyright, you don't want someone to steal it right from under your nose.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. ...yeah. I... I... yeah. I'll get right on that. I am right on that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. Alright. Bye. 
 '''Chris:''' I'll talk to you later. Stay safe. I- ''[cuts off]'' 
 '''Kacey:''' 

==External links==
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