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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Hyperdimension_Neptunia&amp;diff=213687</id>
		<title>Hyperdimension Neptunia</title>
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		<updated>2017-11-13T08:00:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;BaseballJames: Added fan video about Chris' delusion regarding Uzume&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{taxpayermoney}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Needs Updating}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have had to [[Chris and reality|personally astral project and share my power]] with Christine there.|Chris, on battling invading forces from a video game.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Neptunia.jpg|thumb|250px|Cover of the first game]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Hyperdimension Neptunia''' is a video game series of role-playing games created and developed by Idea Factory. Games within the series takes place in the world of Gamindustri, (a pun on &amp;quot;gaming industry&amp;quot;), which is divided into four regions/nations, with each representing a specific video game console. Chris became a fan in late 2017, having watched the anime based on it&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_world_and_goddesses_need_your_help&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Invasion of CWCville==&lt;br /&gt;
In early [[November 2017]], Chris pleaded with his Facebook followers to share their &amp;quot;Love And Shares With Neptune, Vert, Noire and Blanc, and help stop the wars that warrent [''sic''] in between!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A few days later, Chris explained that enemy forces from Gamindustri had invaded [[CWCville]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_enemies_attack_CWCville&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to Chris, the only way to keep the enemies at bay is to play the Hyperdimension Neptunia video games and watch the anime.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|I’m liking the expanded character count for the tweets now! Regardless, as I have recounted the past couple of weeks for y’all, I just want to remind everyone to, please, give your Shares Of kind thoughts to the Goddesses of Gamindustri. They really do help us and our reality! 🌸}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Body-sharing with Uzume Tennouboshi==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Uzume.png|thumb|200px|Uzume as she appears in the series]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Miss Uzume Tennouboshi. She had been dormant inside my Dreamcast, and I pulled her out. We've been sharing my body since. Yes, she is able to control my body when she has control, and speak through my lips in her voice.|Chris, on being possessed by a fictional character.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Uzume Tennouboshi, also known as Orange Heart, is a Console Patron Unit (CPU) in Megadimension Neptunia VII. She represents the Sega Dreamcast.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 8 November, Chris wrote a lengthy missive on the &amp;quot;ongoing&amp;quot; events in his real life, alongside Cwcville. According to him, [[Magi-chan]] teleported to the real world and scanned Chris's Sega Dreamcast, saying there was a powerful force inside the console. Chris left the console on for 24 hours to &amp;quot;charge&amp;quot; it, and then touched it, getting shocked, and somehow pulling out a fictional character into his body. Chris claims Uzume can control his body and speak through him with her own voice. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Sharing_my_body_with_a_video_game_character&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Hyperdimension_Neptunia_invades_CWCville1.jpg|Featuring [[Count Graduon]], [[Discord]], [[Night Star]], [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and a character from Hyperdimension Neptunia.&lt;br /&gt;
Hyperdimension Neptunia invades CWCville2.jpg|CWC Defense&lt;br /&gt;
Chris depicts reality and fiction blending.jpg|Chris depicting the events leading up to sharing his body with Uzume.&lt;br /&gt;
Neptuniatwitter.png&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = The Ballad of Chris-chan and Uzume Tennouboshi&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|4TIUWhCKca0}}&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = MadcrazeTV&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 13 [[November 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>BaseballJames</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=For_Chris_II&amp;diff=156340</id>
		<title>For Chris II</title>
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		<updated>2012-01-30T18:29:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;BaseballJames: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''For Chris II''' (officially '''10272009 For Chris No 2''') is a 27 [[October 2009]] video in which [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] makes vague, ineffectual threats against [[Liquid Chris]], suggesting that Liquid should leave [[Kacey]] alone, even though Kacey is Liquid's girlfriend. Rather than going into full-blown [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] as usual, IBA threatens to go into full-blown tard rage, which may include shouting, punching himself, and doing a substandard job of breaking flimsy objects in his room. Ian also plays some heavy metal in the background, which he believes is very terrifying, but the juxtaposition of heavy metal and the sight of an obese, balding manchild wearing an oddly-colored shirt and a medallion depicting an imaginary character has the opposite effect.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IBA has been wearing the same blue-green striped polo shirt with the red long-sleeve shirt underneath since his [[10252009 For Kacey|second video]] declaring his love for Kacey on October 25. Chances are he's showing off this [[Chris and fashion|new outfit]] for her, which has not been seen in any videos until recently. Given his propensity to [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|sweat profusely]] and avoid [[April_16_Fetish_Vids#How_NOT_to_take_a_Shower|showering]], he most likely smells like a rotting animal by now. In this video he appears particularly [[Stress|haggard and disheveled]], his hair sticks up at odd angles, and his receding hairline is becoming increasingly visible and obvious.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Interestingly enough, the song in the background is &amp;quot;Mr. Scary&amp;quot; by Dokken, which wasn't featured in any of the past [[Guitar Hero]] games so there is a small chance that he isn't ''completely'' spoon-fed [[Chris and music|musical preferences]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = For Chris II&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|lA-1D9xlYdo}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 27 [[October 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Reason|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Liquid|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Clyde‘s Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You don't want to make me very angry and, believe me, I'm on the VERGE of such.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
''[Starts a song before speaking. Glares at the camera]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well. [[CChanSonichuCWC|Mr. Chris]]. We talk again. I tell you what, I've heard you've been bothering Kacey. I tell ya, ''[Crosses arms]'' not cool, dude. Not cool. It's one thing to break your promise to her, but when you go pestering her like you've been doing lately, ''[points]'' yeah, you cross the line. ''[points again]'' So, you best STOP what you're doing! Because, believe me, you [[Chris and anger|don't want to make me very angry]] and, believe me, I'm on the VERGE of such. ''[Holds up [[Claw of Fail]].]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, there. You just back off. Just back off, man. ''[Claw motion. Sighs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Stands awkwardly for quite awhile]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Back off. Back away from Kacey. Leave her alone. Besides, she's told you about how she feels about me. Let her go, dude. Leave her alone.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[switches sides]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'll leave you with that, for now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Peace sign]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]|nextlink=[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-27]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-10-27]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>BaseballJames</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_only_accepts_IN-PERSON_FEMALE_Encounters&amp;diff=156339</id>
		<title>CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_only_accepts_IN-PERSON_FEMALE_Encounters&amp;diff=156339"/>
		<updated>2012-01-30T18:28:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;BaseballJames: /* Fan videos */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;After a two-week silence (and video purge), [[Chris-chan]] posts a brand new video called '''IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters''', saying that he will not accept any encounters with 18-(insert his age here) females, unless it's in real life. Same [[Chris and race|racist]] requirements apply. Afterwards, he displays a stinging [[random-access humor|comical wit]] that even [[homos|Oscar Wilde]] himself would be enamored of, and left him in such demand with the ladies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote| Simple as that; I will not accept any e-mails or phone calls; ONLY REAL LIFE ENCOUNTERS. So, if you are a True, Honest, Caring (18-27-year old, smoke-free, non-black) Woman, who desires at least a pleasant conversation with me ;) , you'll have to be living in Virginia and press your luck on a Chance Encounter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With that statement aside, a new piece of comical wit after the music; laugh it up.|Video description}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|0GstQFra2D0}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 19 [[May 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Reason|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am still a single, legitimate, eligible male.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I wish to make a, uh, general statement for I—uh, some of the comical wit. [''inhales deeply, followed immediately by a jump cut'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Granted, now, I am ''still'' a single, legitimate, eligible male. I still am lookth—I still am looking for an 18-27 year-old, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic, non-[[niggos|black]] woman. But most importantly, she's gotta be caring, true, and honest. [''an empty annotation box appears around Chris's upper body, revealing &amp;quot;IN-PERSON CHANCE ENCOUNTERS ONLY, LADIES.&amp;quot; when hovered over'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[jump cut to [[homos|&amp;quot;I Love the Nightlife&amp;quot;]] playing loudly in the background]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, if there are any true, caring, honest women… ''not'' any trolls… that wish to, uh, look me up and, uh, schedule a date, you'll have to, uh, find me in person. [''an annotation appears, reading &amp;quot;NO CALLS OR E-MAILS! FIND ME IN PERSON, COME SAY HEY, AND BE LUCKY.&amp;quot;''] And, also, it'll have to be a chance meeting… in which—on that case, I will ''not'' be accepting any phone calls… [''removes [[glasses]] dramatically''] or e-mails. So… you'll just have to try to press your—you'll just have to press your luck on, uh, [[chris and reality|getting a date with me]]. So, that's just the way life is. [''dances a retarded wiggle dance'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''jump cut to the music no longer playing'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, now, with that, uh, note aside, uh, I wish to, uh, c—uh, commute the, uh, new comical wit of which I have just created today.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''begins singing a song of his own creation, providing lyrics through annotations'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;“Oh, I'm single and lonely, and possibly a bit horny.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
But that ain't fit for a &amp;quot;Droll&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Sit-chee-ation&amp;quot;, so now I'll just make it corny.”&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''replaces glasses on face''] I laugh at you, you stupid [[trolls]]. ''Die!'' [''raises eyebrows dramatically'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Peace.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Christian Weston Chandler is a stalker!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|MW1wggtXTW8}}&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = MadcrazeTV&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 6 [[June 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]|nextlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sweetheart Videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, May 2009| 2009-05-19]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>BaseballJames</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_only_accepts_IN-PERSON_FEMALE_Encounters&amp;diff=155811</id>
		<title>CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_only_accepts_IN-PERSON_FEMALE_Encounters&amp;diff=155811"/>
		<updated>2012-01-26T04:53:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;BaseballJames: /* Fan videos */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;After a two-week silence (and video purge), [[Chris-chan]] posts a brand new video called '''IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters''', saying that he will not accept any encounters with 18-(insert his age here) females, unless it's in real life. Same [[Chris and race|racist]] requirements apply. Afterwards, he displays a stinging [[random-access humor|comical wit]] that even [[homos|Oscar Wilde]] himself would be enamored of, and left him in such demand with the ladies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote| Simple as that; I will not accept any e-mails or phone calls; ONLY REAL LIFE ENCOUNTERS. So, if you are a True, Honest, Caring (18-27-year old, smoke-free, non-black) Woman, who desires at least a pleasant conversation with me ;) , you'll have to be living in Virginia and press your luck on a Chance Encounter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With that statement aside, a new piece of comical wit after the music; laugh it up.|Video description}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|0GstQFra2D0}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 19 [[May 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Reason|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am still a single, legitimate, eligible male.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I wish to make a, uh, general statement for I—uh, some of the comical wit. [''inhales deeply, followed immediately by a jump cut'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Granted, now, I am ''still'' a single, legitimate, eligible male. I still am lookth—I still am looking for an 18-27 year-old, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic, non-[[niggos|black]] woman. But most importantly, she's gotta be caring, true, and honest. [''an empty annotation box appears around Chris's upper body, revealing &amp;quot;IN-PERSON CHANCE ENCOUNTERS ONLY, LADIES.&amp;quot; when hovered over'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[jump cut to [[homos|&amp;quot;I Love the Nightlife&amp;quot;]] playing loudly in the background]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, if there are any true, caring, honest women… ''not'' any trolls… that wish to, uh, look me up and, uh, schedule a date, you'll have to, uh, find me in person. [''an annotation appears, reading &amp;quot;NO CALLS OR E-MAILS! FIND ME IN PERSON, COME SAY HEY, AND BE LUCKY.&amp;quot;''] And, also, it'll have to be a chance meeting… in which—on that case, I will ''not'' be accepting any phone calls… [''removes [[glasses]] dramatically''] or e-mails. So… you'll just have to try to press your—you'll just have to press your luck on, uh, [[chris and reality|getting a date with me]]. So, that's just the way life is. [''dances a retarded wiggle dance'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''jump cut to the music no longer playing'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, now, with that, uh, note aside, uh, I wish to, uh, c—uh, commute the, uh, new comical wit of which I have just created today.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''begins singing a song of his own creation, providing lyrics through annotations'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;“Oh, I'm single and lonely, and possibly a bit horny.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
But that ain't fit for a &amp;quot;Droll&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Sit-chee-ation&amp;quot;, so now I'll just make it corny.”&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''replaces glasses on face''] I laugh at you, you stupid [[trolls]]. ''Die!'' [''raises eyebrows dramatically'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Peace.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Ian Brandon Anderson is a stalker!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|MW1wggtXTW8}}&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = MadcrazeTV&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 6 [[June 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]|nextlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sweetheart Videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, May 2009| 2009-05-19]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>BaseballJames</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_only_accepts_IN-PERSON_FEMALE_Encounters&amp;diff=155810</id>
		<title>CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_only_accepts_IN-PERSON_FEMALE_Encounters&amp;diff=155810"/>
		<updated>2012-01-26T04:53:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;BaseballJames: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;After a two-week silence (and video purge), [[Chris-chan]] posts a brand new video called '''IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters''', saying that he will not accept any encounters with 18-(insert his age here) females, unless it's in real life. Same [[Chris and race|racist]] requirements apply. Afterwards, he displays a stinging [[random-access humor|comical wit]] that even [[homos|Oscar Wilde]] himself would be enamored of, and left him in such demand with the ladies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote| Simple as that; I will not accept any e-mails or phone calls; ONLY REAL LIFE ENCOUNTERS. So, if you are a True, Honest, Caring (18-27-year old, smoke-free, non-black) Woman, who desires at least a pleasant conversation with me ;) , you'll have to be living in Virginia and press your luck on a Chance Encounter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With that statement aside, a new piece of comical wit after the music; laugh it up.|Video description}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|0GstQFra2D0}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 19 [[May 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Reason|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am still a single, legitimate, eligible male.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I wish to make a, uh, general statement for I—uh, some of the comical wit. [''inhales deeply, followed immediately by a jump cut'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Granted, now, I am ''still'' a single, legitimate, eligible male. I still am lookth—I still am looking for an 18-27 year-old, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic, non-[[niggos|black]] woman. But most importantly, she's gotta be caring, true, and honest. [''an empty annotation box appears around Chris's upper body, revealing &amp;quot;IN-PERSON CHANCE ENCOUNTERS ONLY, LADIES.&amp;quot; when hovered over'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[jump cut to [[homos|&amp;quot;I Love the Nightlife&amp;quot;]] playing loudly in the background]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, if there are any true, caring, honest women… ''not'' any trolls… that wish to, uh, look me up and, uh, schedule a date, you'll have to, uh, find me in person. [''an annotation appears, reading &amp;quot;NO CALLS OR E-MAILS! FIND ME IN PERSON, COME SAY HEY, AND BE LUCKY.&amp;quot;''] And, also, it'll have to be a chance meeting… in which—on that case, I will ''not'' be accepting any phone calls… [''removes [[glasses]] dramatically''] or e-mails. So… you'll just have to try to press your—you'll just have to press your luck on, uh, [[chris and reality|getting a date with me]]. So, that's just the way life is. [''dances a retarded wiggle dance'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''jump cut to the music no longer playing'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, now, with that, uh, note aside, uh, I wish to, uh, c—uh, commute the, uh, new comical wit of which I have just created today.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''begins singing a song of his own creation, providing lyrics through annotations'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;“Oh, I'm single and lonely, and possibly a bit horny.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
But that ain't fit for a &amp;quot;Droll&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Sit-chee-ation&amp;quot;, so now I'll just make it corny.”&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''replaces glasses on face''] I laugh at you, you stupid [[trolls]]. ''Die!'' [''raises eyebrows dramatically'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Peace.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Ian Brandon Anderson is a stalker!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|MW1wggtXTW8}}&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = {{MadcrazeTV|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 6 [[June 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]|nextlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sweetheart Videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, May 2009| 2009-05-19]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>BaseballJames</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=For_Chris_II&amp;diff=155610</id>
		<title>For Chris II</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=For_Chris_II&amp;diff=155610"/>
		<updated>2012-01-19T08:42:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;BaseballJames: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''For Chris II''' (officially '''10272009 For Chris No 2''') is a 27 [[October 2009]] video in which [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] makes vague, ineffectual threats against [[Liquid Chris]], suggesting that Liquid should leave [[Kacey]] alone, even though Kacey is Liquid's girlfriend. Rather than going into full-blown [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] as usual, IBA threatens to go into full-blown tard rage, which may include shouting, punching himself, and doing a substandard job of breaking flimsy objects in his room. Ian also plays some heavy metal in the background, which he believes is very terrifying, but the juxtaposition of heavy metal and the sight of an obese, balding manchild wearing an oddly-colored shirt and a medallion depicting an imaginary character has the opposite effect. Interestingly enough, the song in the background is &amp;quot;Mr. Scary&amp;quot; by Dokken, which wasn't featured in any of the past [[Guitar Hero]] games so there is a small chance that he isn't ''completely'' spoon-fed [[Chris and music|musical preferences]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IBA has been wearing the same blue-green striped polo shirt with the red long-sleeve shirt underneath since his [[10252009 For Kacey|second video]] declaring his love for Kacey on October 25. Chances are he's showing off this [[Chris and fashion|new outfit]] for her, which has not been seen in any videos until recently. Given his propensity to [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|sweat profusely]] and avoid [[April_16_Fetish_Vids#How_NOT_to_take_a_Shower|showering]], he most likely smells like a rotting animal by now. In this video he appears particularly [[Stress|haggard and disheveled]], his hair sticks up at odd angles, and his receding hairline is becoming increasingly visible and obvious.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = For Chris II&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|lA-1D9xlYdo}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 27 [[October 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Reason|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Liquid|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Clyde‘s Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You don't want to make me very angry and, believe me, I'm on the VERGE of such.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
''[Starts a song before speaking. Glares at the camera]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well. [[CChanSonichuCWC|Mr. Chris]]. We talk again. I tell you what, I've heard you've been bothering Kacey. I tell ya, ''[Crosses arms]'' not cool, dude. Not cool. It's one thing to break your promise to her, but when you go pestering her like you've been doing lately, ''[points]'' yeah, you cross the line. ''[points again]'' So, you best STOP what you're doing! Because, believe me, you [[Chris and anger|don't want to make me very angry]] and, believe me, I'm on the VERGE of such. ''[Holds up [[Claw of Fail]].]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, there. You just back off. Just back off, man. ''[Claw motion. Sighs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Stands awkwardly for quite awhile]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Back off. Back away from Kacey. Leave her alone. Besides, she's told you about how she feels about me. Let her go, dude. Leave her alone.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[switches sides]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'll leave you with that, for now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Peace sign]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]|nextlink=[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-27]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-10-27]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>BaseballJames</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=For_Chris_II&amp;diff=155609</id>
		<title>For Chris II</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=For_Chris_II&amp;diff=155609"/>
		<updated>2012-01-19T08:41:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;BaseballJames: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''For Chris II''' (officially '''10272009 For Chris No 2''') is a 27 [[October 2009]] video in which [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] makes vague, ineffectual threats against [[Liquid Chris]], suggesting that Liquid should leave [[Kacey]] alone, even though Kacey is Liquid's girlfriend. Rather than going into full-blown [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] as usual, IBA threatens to go into full-blown tard rage, which may include shouting, punching himself, and doing a substandard job of breaking flimsy objects in his room. Ian also plays some heavy metal in the background, which he believes is very terrifying, but the juxtaposition of heavy metal and the sight of an obese, balding manchild wearing an oddly-colored shirt and a medallion depicting an imaginary character has the opposite effect. Interestingly enough, the song in the background is &amp;quot;Mr. Scary&amp;quot; by Dokken, which wasn't featured in any of the past [[Guitar Hero]] games so there is a small chance that he isn't ''completely'' spoon-fed musical preferences.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IBA has been wearing the same blue-green striped polo shirt with the red long-sleeve shirt underneath since his [[10252009 For Kacey|second video]] declaring his love for Kacey on October 25. Chances are he's showing off this [[Chris and fashion|new outfit]] for her, which has not been seen in any videos until recently. Given his propensity to [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|sweat profusely]] and avoid [[April_16_Fetish_Vids#How_NOT_to_take_a_Shower|showering]], he most likely smells like a rotting animal by now. In this video he appears particularly [[Stress|haggard and disheveled]], his hair sticks up at odd angles, and his receding hairline is becoming increasingly visible and obvious.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = For Chris II&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|lA-1D9xlYdo}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 27 [[October 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Reason|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Liquid|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Clyde‘s Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You don't want to make me very angry and, believe me, I'm on the VERGE of such.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
''[Starts a song before speaking. Glares at the camera]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well. [[CChanSonichuCWC|Mr. Chris]]. We talk again. I tell you what, I've heard you've been bothering Kacey. I tell ya, ''[Crosses arms]'' not cool, dude. Not cool. It's one thing to break your promise to her, but when you go pestering her like you've been doing lately, ''[points]'' yeah, you cross the line. ''[points again]'' So, you best STOP what you're doing! Because, believe me, you [[Chris and anger|don't want to make me very angry]] and, believe me, I'm on the VERGE of such. ''[Holds up [[Claw of Fail]].]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, there. You just back off. Just back off, man. ''[Claw motion. Sighs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Stands awkwardly for quite awhile]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Back off. Back away from Kacey. Leave her alone. Besides, she's told you about how she feels about me. Let her go, dude. Leave her alone.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[switches sides]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'll leave you with that, for now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Peace sign]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]|nextlink=[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-27]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-10-27]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>BaseballJames</name></author>
	</entry>
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