2010-08-27T21:43:30Z

Beat:

I started a page on this with just the link, new to editing CWCKI...I'll start transcribing the aduio - LyleLash

Already did :) [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 13:50, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

So it seems that Chris, in a way, finally admits to being completely retarded. Just when you think the CWC saga is over, something new and exciting happens. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 13:52, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Two odd things stood out for me. 1) Chris actually admits fault, and 2) he uses his high pitched lying voice the entire time. --[[User:CuteDoug|CuteDoug]] 14:06, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
*And I'm bothered by the repetition of "My PS3 is gone, you don't need to try to destroy it". Is there a way we can confirm anything?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:42, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:My bullshit detector is going off. I get the feeling this might be an attempt at "Trollbusting".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:43, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

User:Beat

2010-08-27T06:03:31Z

Beat:

File talk:ModNation TrollMale.jpg

2010-08-27T06:02:14Z

Beat:

Green fro? don't you think it [[mimms|looks fammiliar?]]--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:56, 26 August 2010 (PDT)
*Yeah, given Chris's long history of unflattering depictions of his enemies, this has to represent Mimms.--[[User:Famicon64|Famicon64]] 21:41, 26 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Well... That's fucked up.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:02, 26 August 2010 (PDT)

File talk:ModNation ChrisChanSonichuKart.jpg

2010-08-18T00:35:55Z

Beat: Created page with "He keeps churning em out.--~~~~"

He keeps churning em out.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:35, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

File talk:ModNation Bubbles.jpg

2010-08-06T13:43:17Z

Beat:

There's a [[pickle|cock]] on her chest. CAN'T UNSEE --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 02:35, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
:God dammit you're right.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:43, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:2011

2010-08-03T22:19:42Z

Beat: /* THE FUCK IS ALL THIS? */ Shit forgot my sig

==December 21==
"Patti's body is resurrected by Mayan tribesmen in preparation for the 13th baktun."

Isn't the big year 201'''2'''? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:51, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Rule of funny. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 18:40, 6 March 2010 (UTC)

Do we really need the shoehorned in ''Evangelion'' reference? It contributes naught to the article and isn't very funny. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:19, 2 July 2010 (CEST)

Dealt with. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:56, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

WHAT?!? The Evangellion refference was one of the funniest things on here. I don't know how you figured it was unfunny! --[[User:Zartok-35|zartok-35]]
:And this is why I hate ''Evangelion'' fans. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:21, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

Can we bring back the bit about the kidnapping spree and trying to build a girlfriend? The car chase ending doesnt make sense otherwise.
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 19:57, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

Fuck it I'll do it [[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 19:58, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==THE FUCK IS ALL THIS?==
This shit is bollocks. I am asking for the deletion of the 2011 article on the grounds that it's all speculative. Take this faggotry to /cwc/. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 12:37, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
* Rather than speculative, it's a joke. Still, seconded. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 12:42, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
:* I know, but the CWCiki is meant to be as factual as possible, and while it may seem spergin' to be curtailing such things, it's done to maintain an image of striving for excellence.
:**It's part of a joke. It's kinda a tradition. The 2010 page was the same last year. Though I guess in hindsight it is rather unnecessary. Sure. Delete it. Why not? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:09, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
::*Sometimes I worry that certain people here are allergic to fun.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:19, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:2011

2010-08-03T20:23:40Z

Beat: /* THE FUCK IS ALL THIS? */

User:Beat

2010-08-02T04:09:45Z

Beat:

{| style="width: 240px; height: auto; float: right; border: 2px solid #ccf;"
| {{Americunt}}{{Christian}}{{OperationMailbag}}{{MumbleMedal}}{{User:RachmaninovDESU/IronCross}}{{Transcriber}}{{Straight|male}}
|}
I am Beat. I TRANSCRIBE BITCHES.

==My to do list==
Some stuff with the videobooks.

I guess.

[[User:Beat/Sandbox|Sandbox]]

==Stuff I did==
Uhhhh...
*I think I kicked off [[Chris and Remorse]]. Too bad it kinda sucks.
*I remember writing most of [[Death threats]] when it was created. Didn't start the page though.
*I'm pretty sure I did a lot of work on the early version of [[Chris and English]]. That said, [[Speech impediment]] and [[Chris and writing]] kind of make it redundant.
*I wrote some nonsense for [[Chris and music]], mostly just "GRRR CHRIS SUCKS AT RAP".
*A list of [[Fan:Mailbag references|famous people]] who sent Chris letters.
*I wrote the fist draft of the main [[Asperchu]] article.
*[[America]], Fuck yeah.
==My letters to Chris==
*[[Mailbag 13#My brain feels like a bomb, night and day. It must expand!|The Man who was Thursday]], on literature.
*[[Mailbag 18#There is wishful thinking in Hell as well as on Earth|The Screwtape Letters]], on making people do stuff.
*[[Mailbag 41#Alternate character interpretation|Milton Bradley]], on Asperchu, deleted because Chris hates Asperchu.
*[[Mailbag 43#The everlasting man|G.K. Chesterton]], on blasphemy, deleted because I didn't approach the topic gently enough.
==I can't even Boom-Boom the trigger==
[[A Sonichu Day|God Dammit Chris]]. I miss the videos so much.

Sonichu and Rosechu's children

2010-08-02T03:54:31Z

Beat: /* Shiny */ Why are there so many purple sonichus?

[[Image:Sr_kids.JPG|thumb|388px|right|From left to right: '''Cerah''', '''Christine''', '''Robbie.''']]
'''Cerah''' (sometimes spelled '''Cera'''), '''Christine''' and '''Robbie''' are the [[Chris and Sex#Incest|inbred]] children of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. Cerah is the oldest, followed by Christine, and finally Robbie.<ref name=married>[[Sonichu#Married Life and Children]]</ref>

It is probable that Cerah is named after [[Sarah Hammer|Chris's childhood best friend]] and Robbie is named after [[Bob|Chris's father]]. Christine's name may come from the feminine variant of Christian's name (due to his [[Chris and ego|narcissism]]) or his obsession with the name "[[Crystal]]". It should be noted that while Chris was uploading images to use as thumbnails for his character bio pages, he attempted to display a nonexistent image file entitled "''Crystal''Rosey.jpg" where a drawing of Christine should have gone.

They are identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating [[speech impediment]]s. It is notable that to date Sonichu or Rosechu have not been seen spending time with a child of the opposite gender. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine [[Women's rights|in the kitchen]], while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes and talking about their Wii.

The children are widely hated by '''everybody''', even more so than the other characters. They make ''[[wikipedia:The Brood|The Brood]]'' look adorable and charming.

==Appearances==

[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|left|Sonichu: The comic that's not afraid to tackle child molestation.]]
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|right|The only insectivore that will ever wuv Chris.]]

The kids' most prominent appearance to date is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in a one-page insert in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' Issue 9]], as well as begetting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish [[lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents waste time trying to assist their [[Chris|hideous father]] in his quest for [[Sonichu Balls|balls]].

The little shits end almost every statement with "Yay!". It should be noted that this is how [[Chris]] talks, not how ''children'' talk. They are also known for their creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes.

The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's [[China|loins]] have also appeared in [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]], and in [[Sonichu 11]]. Sonichu 11 is where Chris started making comics of said Christmas Story. Here we learn that Christine is no longer a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]], and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible. However, this could be interpreted as a way of Chris trying to pass of the extremely complex dialogue Robbie has as something a child would say, you know, because he's making malapropisms like those [[wikipedia:Family Circus|melon-headed kids in the funnies]]. Cera (formerly Cerah) breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.

Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 10]], describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless to say, [[Patti-Chan|cruelty to animals]] is one of the early signs of a [[Death threats|potential psychopath]].

==Evolution==

If we take what Chris said in his [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|"business presentation"]] as canon, happiness/[[Gal-pal|friendship]] is a major factor in the development of sonees and roseys. This, of course, raises the question of ''why'' these little fuckers haven't evolved and joined the legion of one dimensional sideshow attractions in [[Sonichu]]. The logical conclusion is that they are both [[Chandler Cats|mistreated]] and [[Chris|friendless]]. Given that [[Sandy]] evolved in a week after the [[Sonichu 10| toilet-related death of the mother she never knew]], the level of abuse would have to be [[Sonichu_10#Forgiveness....3F| extreme violence]] or [[Rape|sexual assault]]. Still, since Chris has been known to rip off [[Pokemon]] mechanics on a whim, he could claim that the children are under the effects of an Everstone, which would prevent them from evolving. That, of course, raises the question:

''[[Pedofork|Why are Sonichu and Rosechu keeping their children in an everlasting childhood?]]''

==Shiny==
Christine is a "Shining Rosey" according to Chris.<ref name=married /> Unsurprisingly, Chris has, yet again, ripped off an element of ''[[Pokémon]]'' canon (in the games, a Pokémon that has a different coloration from what is usual for its species is considered to be "shiny"), because Chris lives, breathes, eats, and shits Pokémon. Chris also seems to believe that [[trolls|his readers]] are also Pokéfags like him, because he assumes that everyone understands what the term "shiny" means, and thus neglects to elaborate any further.

It is believed that Sonichu and Rosechu claim Christine is a shiny to hide the fact her real father is either [[Magi-chan]], [[Jamsta]] or [[Darkbind]], which would explain her distinct purple coloring. Darkbind is often considered to be a more likely candidate, with Magi-Chan's obvious [[Homos|homosexuality]] in mind. However, given the [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|possibility]] that Rosechu may indeed be a [[Silvana|hermaphrodite]], it is not entirely inconceivable that she and the lavender wonder got drunk one night at a [[Chris's Big Night Out|bar]] and accidentally got knocked up with this little bundle of [[fail|joy]]. Hell, maybe Rosechu is both the mother ''and'' the father.

It's also possible that Christine is in fact the daughter of [[Chris and Sex#Bestiality|Chris and Rosechu]]. Chris's hedgehog form is blue, and pink is a kind of red. Combine the two and you get purple. Chris is also an apathetic psychic, so it's not impossible for him to have wiped or altered Rosechu's memory of the event. Most damning of all is the fact that when uploading images to the CWCipedia for the character bios, he mistyped "ChristineRosey.jpg" as "''Crystal''Rosey.jpg", suggesting that he at the very least sees her as a daughter and at the most another sue for Crystal.

In [[A Sonichu Day|Chris's live-action production of a day in the life of Sonichu]], Rosechu extolled the virtues of Christine's shiny nature, implying, if not outright stating a bad case of parental favoritism. It's unknown if Rosechu loves Christine more than her other children because she's more valuable, or if it's because Christine is the only reminder she has of her forbidden affair with Christine's real father. At any rate, Rosechu seems perfectly happy to pander to Christine's bare-faced arrogance like the disgusting sycophant she is.

==Fan art==
[[Image:Robbieisadick.jpg|thumb|right|The ugly truth.]][[Image:Robbiesonee.png|thumb|left|Isn't he cute?]]

The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a [[:Category:Guro|popular subject]] for fan art. In August, 2009, a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's [[Sex#Pedophilia|frolicking]] children was emailed to Chris. [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|He did not appreciate it,]] for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the strong implication that Christine is not a virgin, most likely deflowered by Sonichu himself.

[[File:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg|thumb|Evidence that even Robbie is (yet another) Mary Sue]]

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also:==
*[[Sonee & Rosey]]
*[[Sonichu]]
*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[A Sonichu Day]] The first time the little abominations ever spoke
*[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]
* Wikipedia article on ''[[wikipedia:The Lurking Fear|The Lurking Fear]]''

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]

Magi-Chan

2010-08-02T01:33:07Z

Beat: /* Mental illness */

{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}

[[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]

'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He is most definitely [[gay]] (his name is Magi-CHAN, Chan being an affectionate Japanese term for girls, thus proving his sexuality) and emo. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'' in the comic, and by far the character most often depicted as just a floating head.

Magi-chan is probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of Sonichu and Chris's bullshit, and the homosexual undertones in his character. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and only complains about it when Sonichu boasts that he's going to be fucking his girlfriend all night.

He is also slightly annoying to other readers, simply because he is clearly omnipotent, but refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims.

==Overview==

[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magic-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

Magi-Chan exists in this weird nebulous reality where, because he's supposed to be the smartest being alive, he's actually more intelligent than the [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator]] of his own universe. So his is the experience of spending the entirety of his life enraged at the blatant retardation of the people and the world around him, and yet being completely unable to express it. He's keenly aware of how meaningless a character he is, and how quickly he could be tossed to the side, written off, or killed off-screen, never to be mentioned again. His only hope is that one day he will transcend the boundaries of Chris's terrible narrative and he'll evolve into a being unrestrained by the comic's conventions. An avatar for pure hatred. [[CWCville]] will be consumed by fire. But fear that day, my friends, because once he is done with his universe, he will move on to ours. And that will be a dark day indeed.

Magi-Chan is perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go, rather than make Chris waste his valuable time by (gasp!) building the world and building up suspense!

In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].

It is an open secret that Magi-chan is the real father of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Christine]].

He is a combination of 4 characters:
:*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
:*[[Pikachu]]
:*[[Pokémon|Mewtwo]]
:*[[Homos|Tinky-Winky]]

==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]==

[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|Magi-Chan as a [[Sonee]]]]

Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching he is spoken to via telepathy by either a Mew or a Mewtwo; Chris's crappy drawings make it unclear. Anyhoo, this psychic what-the-fuck trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day. The first thing he does whilst in his new form is crack one off. Yes - Magi-Chan, the emo/goth, stoic and serious character, farts. Classy.

==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]==

Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as the Leader within moments. The others seemed to accept this rather than asking ''"Who the fuck are you, you big purple fag?"'' Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.

==[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts & Entrapment]]==

Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. That's about it. The entire Chaotic Combo and [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] never fight or have any real dialogue in this issue. So what was the point in them even appearing?

==[[Sonichu 6]]==

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her. Magi-Chan gives a bullshit theory about how the Sonichu Balls could break the dark mirror.

Then [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there on other than stopping Sonichu from starring in his own comic for a few seconds.

==[[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]==

For no reason Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begins the hunt for the seven Sonichu Balls at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered through time. He then realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually. Sonichu shows no real interest in his father's plight and makes a few sleazy sex references before leaving for his date with [[Rosechu]].

==[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]==

[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate]]

Magi-Chan, being too lazy to do the task himself, explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]], and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap but Bubbles doesn't believe him despite the fact that Magi-Chan knows fucking everything. Eventually [[Jiggliami]] calls her and tells her that she found [[Blake]] unconscious and the two girls begin their fight. After Silvana leaves, Bubbles asks Magi-chan to teleport her to Blake.

==[[Sonichu 9#Episode_19|Dating ED]]==

Magi-Chan never appears in this episode, strengthening the theory that because he is gay, he will never be happy and paired up.

==[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]==

Alone among Chris's major characters, Magi-Chan has shown no romantic interest for any other character in the comic book. In [[Episode 20]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P65.jpg page 65], Magi-Chan told the hermaphrodite Silvana that he was deceived by her "[[China|feminine charms]]." He pleads with her to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender." So Magi-Chan will one day cut her [[duck|dick]] off and fall in love with her.

After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.

==[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]==

Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. After listening to how he raped his [[Lovely Weather|wife]] in the future, he is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present. He does so, unable to stop Chris from destroying the 4-cent_garbage building and killing hundreds of trolls. He returns, declaring that his mission was a success and that in the future, Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him and that Chris's birthday would become [[Christian Love Day]]. Still obviously disturbed by what he came back to, Magi-Chan goes off on a tangent about how Chris is the only one who can save the world.

When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails in stopping Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him, planting some sort of horrible evil seed in her. He is present at the Asperchu Four's trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.

==Mental illness==
[[Image:Magichan talking bollocks.png|thumb|left|400px|An example of Magi-chan's recent unintelligible speech and mental confusion]]
[[File:MagiChanPsychopath.PNG|thumb|right|Artis's depiction of Magi-Chan's mental breakdown.]]

Recently, Magi-Chan has shown some signs of mental confusion, severe depression and aggression towards the [[Chaotic Combo]]. For much of issue 10 he appears confused and disorientated, and most of his speech is unintelligible. He talks to himself, and at one point reduces himself to tears. This raises fears that he is suffering from some kind of mental illness or deterioration such as Alzheimer's disease or cerebral palsy. It is possible that his unusually powerful intelligence is the result of some birth defect which is now causing him problems; he will need to be observed in the coming months to see if the deterioration continues or if he develops spasticity.

Fresh fears are raised every day; it was revealed on page 70 of Issue 10 that Magi-Chan's psychic powers had somehow "missed" a stereotypical [[Inos|Rastafarian]] living in a 'Dumbster' behind a [[Chris and Money|soup hotel]]. This raised consternation even from the usually [[Autism|stoic]] Sonichu. It is becoming increasingly clear that something is dreadfully wrong with Magi-Chan. Christian must act fast to ensure that he gets the [[Rocky Shoemaker|help]] he needs.

==Outside of the comics==

Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such he is mentioned in Chris's mailbags quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]]. That's not creepy or anything.

==Evidence that Magi-Chan is a [[homo]]==

*"Chan" is an affectionate term used to address girls in Japan.
*The only girl he's remotely interested in is the [[Silvana|chick with the dick]].
*According to [[Mailbag 31]], Magi-Chan uses his psychic powers to actually go ''looking'' for people having gay sex.
*He's fucking purple.
*He teleported for Wild but refused to teleport for his friends in general.
*Chris made him.

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]
</gallery>
</center>
{{CWCipedia|chris=Magi-Chan Sonichu}}

{{Sonichu}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Plot Devices]]

Magi-Chan

2010-08-02T01:30:55Z

Beat: /* Gallery */

{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}

[[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]

'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He is most definitely [[gay]] (his name is Magi-CHAN, Chan being an affectionate Japanese term for girls, thus proving his sexuality) and emo. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'' in the comic, and by far the character most often depicted as just a floating head.

Magi-chan is probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of Sonichu and Chris's bullshit, and the homosexual undertones in his character. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and only complains about it when Sonichu boasts that he's going to be fucking his girlfriend all night.

He is also slightly annoying to other readers, simply because he is clearly omnipotent, but refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims.

==Overview==

[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magic-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

Magi-Chan exists in this weird nebulous reality where, because he's supposed to be the smartest being alive, he's actually more intelligent than the [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator]] of his own universe. So his is the experience of spending the entirety of his life enraged at the blatant retardation of the people and the world around him, and yet being completely unable to express it. He's keenly aware of how meaningless a character he is, and how quickly he could be tossed to the side, written off, or killed off-screen, never to be mentioned again. His only hope is that one day he will transcend the boundaries of Chris's terrible narrative and he'll evolve into a being unrestrained by the comic's conventions. An avatar for pure hatred. [[CWCville]] will be consumed by fire. But fear that day, my friends, because once he is done with his universe, he will move on to ours. And that will be a dark day indeed.

Magi-Chan is perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go, rather than make Chris waste his valuable time by (gasp!) building the world and building up suspense!

In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].

It is an open secret that Magi-chan is the real father of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Christine]].

He is a combination of 4 characters:
:*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
:*[[Pikachu]]
:*[[Pokémon|Mewtwo]]
:*[[Homos|Tinky-Winky]]

==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]==

[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|Magi-Chan as a [[Sonee]]]]

Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching he is spoken to via telepathy by either a Mew or a Mewtwo; Chris's crappy drawings make it unclear. Anyhoo, this psychic what-the-fuck trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day. The first thing he does whilst in his new form is crack one off. Yes - Magi-Chan, the emo/goth, stoic and serious character, farts. Classy.

==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]==

Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as the Leader within moments. The others seemed to accept this rather than asking ''"Who the fuck are you, you big purple fag?"'' Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.

==[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts & Entrapment]]==

Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. That's about it. The entire Chaotic Combo and [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] never fight or have any real dialogue in this issue. So what was the point in them even appearing?

==[[Sonichu 6]]==

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her. Magi-Chan gives a bullshit theory about how the Sonichu Balls could break the dark mirror.

Then [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there on other than stopping Sonichu from starring in his own comic for a few seconds.

==[[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]==

For no reason Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begins the hunt for the seven Sonichu Balls at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered through time. He then realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually. Sonichu shows no real interest in his father's plight and makes a few sleazy sex references before leaving for his date with [[Rosechu]].

==[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]==

[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate]]

Magi-Chan, being too lazy to do the task himself, explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]], and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap but Bubbles doesn't believe him despite the fact that Magi-Chan knows fucking everything. Eventually [[Jiggliami]] calls her and tells her that she found [[Blake]] unconscious and the two girls begin their fight. After Silvana leaves, Bubbles asks Magi-chan to teleport her to Blake.

==[[Sonichu 9#Episode_19|Dating ED]]==

Magi-Chan never appears in this episode, strengthening the theory that because he is gay, he will never be happy and paired up.

==[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]==

Alone among Chris's major characters, Magi-Chan has shown no romantic interest for any other character in the comic book. In [[Episode 20]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P65.jpg page 65], Magi-Chan told the hermaphrodite Silvana that he was deceived by her "[[China|feminine charms]]." He pleads with her to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender." So Magi-Chan will one day cut her [[duck|dick]] off and fall in love with her.

After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.

==[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]==

Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. After listening to how he raped his [[Lovely Weather|wife]] in the future, he is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present. He does so, unable to stop Chris from destroying the 4-cent_garbage building and killing hundreds of trolls. He returns, declaring that his mission was a success and that in the future, Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him and that Chris's birthday would become [[Christian Love Day]]. Still obviously disturbed by what he came back to, Magi-Chan goes off on a tangent about how Chris is the only one who can save the world.

When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails in stopping Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him, planting some sort of horrible evil seed in her. He is present at the Asperchu Four's trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.

==Mental illness==
[[Image:Magichan talking bollocks.png|thumb|left|400px|An example of Magi-chan's recent unintelligible speech and mental confusion]]
[[File:MagiChanPsychopath.PNG|thumb|right|Artist's depiction of the final hours of Magi-Chan's life.]]

Recently, Magi-Chan has shown some signs of mental confusion, severe depression and aggression towards the [[Chaotic Combo]]. For much of issue 10 he appears confused and disorientated, and most of his speech is unintelligible. He talks to himself, and at one point reduces himself to tears. This raises fears that he is suffering from some kind of mental illness or deterioration such as Alzheimer's disease or cerebral palsy. It is possible that his unusually powerful intelligence is the result of some birth defect which is now causing him problems; he will need to be observed in the coming months to see if the deterioration continues or if he develops spasticity.

Fresh fears are raised every day; it was revealed on page 70 of Issue 10 that Magi-Chan's psychic powers had somehow "missed" a stereotypical [[Inos|Rastafarian]] living in a 'Dumbster' behind a [[Chris and Money|soup hotel]]. This raised consternation even from the usually [[Autism|stoic]] Sonichu. It is becoming increasingly clear that something is dreadfully wrong with Magi-Chan. Christian must act fast to ensure that he gets the [[Rocky Shoemaker|help]] he needs.

==Outside of the comics==

Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such he is mentioned in Chris's mailbags quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]]. That's not creepy or anything.

==Evidence that Magi-Chan is a [[homo]]==

*"Chan" is an affectionate term used to address girls in Japan.
*The only girl he's remotely interested in is the [[Silvana|chick with the dick]].
*According to [[Mailbag 31]], Magi-Chan uses his psychic powers to actually go ''looking'' for people having gay sex.
*He's fucking purple.
*He teleported for Wild but refused to teleport for his friends in general.
*Chris made him.

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]
</gallery>
</center>
{{CWCipedia|chris=Magi-Chan Sonichu}}

{{Sonichu}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Plot Devices]]

Magi-Chan

2010-08-02T01:29:08Z

Beat: /* Mental illness */

{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}

[[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]

'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He is most definitely [[gay]] (his name is Magi-CHAN, Chan being an affectionate Japanese term for girls, thus proving his sexuality) and emo. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'' in the comic, and by far the character most often depicted as just a floating head.

Magi-chan is probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of Sonichu and Chris's bullshit, and the homosexual undertones in his character. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and only complains about it when Sonichu boasts that he's going to be fucking his girlfriend all night.

He is also slightly annoying to other readers, simply because he is clearly omnipotent, but refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims.

==Overview==

[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magic-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

Magi-Chan exists in this weird nebulous reality where, because he's supposed to be the smartest being alive, he's actually more intelligent than the [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator]] of his own universe. So his is the experience of spending the entirety of his life enraged at the blatant retardation of the people and the world around him, and yet being completely unable to express it. He's keenly aware of how meaningless a character he is, and how quickly he could be tossed to the side, written off, or killed off-screen, never to be mentioned again. His only hope is that one day he will transcend the boundaries of Chris's terrible narrative and he'll evolve into a being unrestrained by the comic's conventions. An avatar for pure hatred. [[CWCville]] will be consumed by fire. But fear that day, my friends, because once he is done with his universe, he will move on to ours. And that will be a dark day indeed.

Magi-Chan is perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go, rather than make Chris waste his valuable time by (gasp!) building the world and building up suspense!

In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].

It is an open secret that Magi-chan is the real father of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Christine]].

He is a combination of 4 characters:
:*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
:*[[Pikachu]]
:*[[Pokémon|Mewtwo]]
:*[[Homos|Tinky-Winky]]

==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]==

[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|Magi-Chan as a [[Sonee]]]]

Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching he is spoken to via telepathy by either a Mew or a Mewtwo; Chris's crappy drawings make it unclear. Anyhoo, this psychic what-the-fuck trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day. The first thing he does whilst in his new form is crack one off. Yes - Magi-Chan, the emo/goth, stoic and serious character, farts. Classy.

==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]==

Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as the Leader within moments. The others seemed to accept this rather than asking ''"Who the fuck are you, you big purple fag?"'' Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.

==[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts & Entrapment]]==

Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. That's about it. The entire Chaotic Combo and [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] never fight or have any real dialogue in this issue. So what was the point in them even appearing?

==[[Sonichu 6]]==

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her. Magi-Chan gives a bullshit theory about how the Sonichu Balls could break the dark mirror.

Then [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there on other than stopping Sonichu from starring in his own comic for a few seconds.

==[[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]==

For no reason Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begins the hunt for the seven Sonichu Balls at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered through time. He then realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually. Sonichu shows no real interest in his father's plight and makes a few sleazy sex references before leaving for his date with [[Rosechu]].

==[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]==

[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate]]

Magi-Chan, being too lazy to do the task himself, explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]], and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap but Bubbles doesn't believe him despite the fact that Magi-Chan knows fucking everything. Eventually [[Jiggliami]] calls her and tells her that she found [[Blake]] unconscious and the two girls begin their fight. After Silvana leaves, Bubbles asks Magi-chan to teleport her to Blake.

==[[Sonichu 9#Episode_19|Dating ED]]==

Magi-Chan never appears in this episode, strengthening the theory that because he is gay, he will never be happy and paired up.

==[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]==

Alone among Chris's major characters, Magi-Chan has shown no romantic interest for any other character in the comic book. In [[Episode 20]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P65.jpg page 65], Magi-Chan told the hermaphrodite Silvana that he was deceived by her "[[China|feminine charms]]." He pleads with her to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender." So Magi-Chan will one day cut her [[duck|dick]] off and fall in love with her.

After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.

==[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]==

Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. After listening to how he raped his [[Lovely Weather|wife]] in the future, he is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present. He does so, unable to stop Chris from destroying the 4-cent_garbage building and killing hundreds of trolls. He returns, declaring that his mission was a success and that in the future, Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him and that Chris's birthday would become [[Christian Love Day]]. Still obviously disturbed by what he came back to, Magi-Chan goes off on a tangent about how Chris is the only one who can save the world.

When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails in stopping Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him, planting some sort of horrible evil seed in her. He is present at the Asperchu Four's trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.

==Mental illness==
[[Image:Magichan talking bollocks.png|thumb|left|400px|An example of Magi-chan's recent unintelligible speech and mental confusion]]
[[File:MagiChanPsychopath.PNG|thumb|right|Artist's depiction of the final hours of Magi-Chan's life.]]

Recently, Magi-Chan has shown some signs of mental confusion, severe depression and aggression towards the [[Chaotic Combo]]. For much of issue 10 he appears confused and disorientated, and most of his speech is unintelligible. He talks to himself, and at one point reduces himself to tears. This raises fears that he is suffering from some kind of mental illness or deterioration such as Alzheimer's disease or cerebral palsy. It is possible that his unusually powerful intelligence is the result of some birth defect which is now causing him problems; he will need to be observed in the coming months to see if the deterioration continues or if he develops spasticity.

Fresh fears are raised every day; it was revealed on page 70 of Issue 10 that Magi-Chan's psychic powers had somehow "missed" a stereotypical [[Inos|Rastafarian]] living in a 'Dumbster' behind a [[Chris and Money|soup hotel]]. This raised consternation even from the usually [[Autism|stoic]] Sonichu. It is becoming increasingly clear that something is dreadfully wrong with Magi-Chan. Christian must act fast to ensure that he gets the [[Rocky Shoemaker|help]] he needs.

==Outside of the comics==

Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such he is mentioned in Chris's mailbags quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]]. That's not creepy or anything.

==Evidence that Magi-Chan is a [[homo]]==

*"Chan" is an affectionate term used to address girls in Japan.
*The only girl he's remotely interested in is the [[Silvana|chick with the dick]].
*According to [[Mailbag 31]], Magi-Chan uses his psychic powers to actually go ''looking'' for people having gay sex.
*He's fucking purple.
*He teleported for Wild but refused to teleport for his friends in general.
*Chris made him.

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]
Image:MagiChanPsychopath.PNG|Magi Chan is watching you stare at his drunken weirdness.
</gallery>
</center>
{{CWCipedia|chris=Magi-Chan Sonichu}}

{{Sonichu}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Plot Devices]]

User talk:Hipster

2010-07-31T21:24:10Z

Beat: Created page with '{{Welcome|Beat}} --~~~~'

{{Welcome|Beat}}
--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:24, 31 July 2010 (UTC)

File:MagiChanLittleGirl.jpg

2010-07-31T21:20:58Z

Beat:

For the talk page of Magi-Chan Modnation Racer Edition.
[[Category:Magi-Chan]]

File talk:ModNation CountGraduon.jpg

2010-07-31T06:41:15Z

Beat: Created page with 'Huh. So that's what he looks like.--~~~~'

Huh. So that's what he looks like.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:41, 31 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:OkCupid

2010-07-30T13:49:14Z

Beat: /* Test results */

http://www.mediafire.com/?t4jdiltezzn

I've known about it for a while. I kept an eye on it. It turns out, Chris did change his profile quite a lot. It started off fairly...simple and then certain lines were added. Also, through an exploit, I managed to see Chris's answered questions that were private. Here's the legend for the questions:
*Underlined (doesn't have to be green) means YOUR ANSWER (chris's)
*Green means WHAT YOU WANT IN A PARTNER
*also the importance is important too.

[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 17:54, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*Hot damn.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:31, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*Might also be worth noting that he used the same picture he previously used in his hookcafe ad. Perhaps this is his new promotional image he is trying to use, thinking it in someway makes him look mature --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 20:40, 9 May 2010 (EST)
:*This picture is the one that brought him a positive hit. Chris is not learning, he's reacting. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:59, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

== 7 Versions, huh? ==

And I guess we should cover all of them? This page is going to be enormous.

I am going to suggest right now that we get some collapsible sections up in DIS BITCH or else this thing is gonna be a nightmare.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:37, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

well, the changes between versions is that he usually adds a line or removes on. i'm not even sure of each version has a change. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:31, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
:Well I stuffed shit. What do you think?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:05, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I want you, Beat. Bad. <3 --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:32, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
::*You only want me for my body.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:01, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Your sexy, sexy body. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:07, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

== Spanish up in dis bitch. ==

So... who speaks Spanish? Because I don't. I do, however, know how to dump shit into Google translate. That said, given my hilarious experiences messing around with babble fish, I'm not sure which butcheries of language are Chris's and which are Google's. Regardless, it's pretty awful.

Past the whole "Evidence Chris sucks ass at Spanish" thing there doesn't seem to be any real substance to his Spanish babbling. It's all just a repeat of his about me text.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:18, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== he's still at it ==

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu

slightly updated. check for diffs. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:25, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

* From what I've seen, he added a new line after his Spanish "translation" and there's a new section, "What I'm Looking For". I'll try to add in the new additions.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:52, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

== Going to throw up ==
Sex after the first date....WTF....NO

Who gave him the idea that it takes 3 dates to have sex after 3rd one? [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

== Guess who is back? ==
[[image:cwcokc072010.jpg]]
:He returned to his old profile? Okay, weird.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:52, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
::Sratch that. It's pretty obvious some intrepid troll hacked his account. No way Chris would say shit like that.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:55, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
::I did a double-take and realize that it is indeed a fake. Sorry, broski [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 05:41, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== Test results ==

I'm fairly sure [http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu/tests this] reveals a lot about how Chris thinks of himself. For one, he's STRAIGHT!!! (he most likely took the test multiple times to get his desired result.) Second, he's an "asserter" on the Enneagram despite this being a total lie. In fact, his published result of an "Eight" means... [[wikipedia:Enneagram_of_Personality#Eights|well, see for yourself.]] Third, his preferred girl, "the hot friend", seems to indicate that his ideal mate is close to [[Sarah Hammer]] or [[Kellie Andes]]. Lastly, and possibly most importantly, his "lover style" is "romantic lover" but the analyses indicated much more than the stupid result: 76% [[rape|aggressiveness]], and only 55% [[ego|partner focus]] (which is actually UNDER the average).

Any intrepid statisticians, please try to parse his other results. Any others... well, I think his results are in for a copypasting. Thoughts? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 06:01, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:According to the stupid quiz metric, "The hot friend" is what pops up when you just indicate you want sexy, and don't answer conclusively on anything else. So yeah, that sounds like Chris alright.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:49, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:IRC (21 January 2009)

2010-07-30T03:02:59Z

Beat:

http://cogsdev.pastebin.com/f7121bef2

Dated the same day. What should we do with this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:02, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:IRC (21 January 2009)

2010-07-30T03:02:37Z

Beat: Created page with 'http://cogsdev.pastebin.com/f7121bef2 Dated the same day. What should we do with this?'

http://cogsdev.pastebin.com/f7121bef2

Dated the same day. What should we do with this?

User talk:Ronichu

2010-07-29T20:39:58Z

Beat: /* You're not a fuckwit */

{{welcome|Pfargtl9000}}
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:46, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
*Hi! I suggest that we move that list about Chris's "Chris_chan" page from the [[ED]] page to the [[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]] page, where it would be of more help. What do you think? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:04, 18 December 2009 (CET)

Eh I thought I was cool but I guess I'm not, I'll just go back to lurking and transcribing. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:35, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

No problem. I don't have anything else to do at the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 13:16, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Don't get yourself down man, at least you tried. More than that, you confirmed to everyone that Bob was alive and back home. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 15:34, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Notes to self:

Write about:

Chris and mindless devotion.
Chris and failing despite many opportunities.

== Re: Typos ==

I ain't surprised given how much transcribing you do - nut job :P --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:19, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== You are a hero ==

Srs. Good job on the Mumble chats. I take my hat off to you. If he tries any more spanish shit, drop me a line and I'll get it sorted. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:05, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Thanks man, I really appreciate that. Still got more to go tho'. :) [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:29, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Ronichu is clearly some sort of god, trapped in mortal flesh.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:23, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

===Medal of Merit===
For your work on Mumble Chat 3, you have been awarded the Medal of Merit. Congratulations and keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:36, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Thank you man. I'm tearing up over here. :') -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 10:20, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
==Note to Self==
Based on the info in the leaked emails, I believe I am close to identifying the YASG. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:16, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

==Niggastolemyfamicon==

What's all this about niggastolemyfamicom needing to be shot to the moon? Explaination plox. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:52, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

'S all cool, no sweat. I just wanted to know if banhammering was the way forward. Thanks for pointing it out to me though. Good job, as always. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 07:31, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

Just to follow up, he got a banhammer to the head from me. Thanks. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 12:37, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

Nice call, chief Squirtle Who Yawns. :D -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:09, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

Hey, no sweat. Thanks for bring it to my attention. Keep up the good work, you legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 13:16, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

==Halp?==
i was told that you were trans mumble 6, and i wanted to see if you needed a hand as I am completely free for the weekend. I just dont want to get in your way, so i am going to start around 1:20:00 or 1:10:00. if you want me to do somethig else or or you want me to GTFO, tell me kthxbai.--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 20:46, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Cheers cunt ==
I'll help you out on the mumble chats in general. There's a shit ton to be done in there and it'll be easier to tackle it with more than one person. I can 9.5 done in one more sitting then can move on to others. Any ones of high priority? Edit: jesus christ I've just been looking at what you've been doing. Don't know if I'll put up that much effort but my metaphorical hat goes off to you sir. [[User:Big Fucking Whoopie|Big Fucking Whoopie]] 15:02, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Note to self ==

Fix Vivitheg's AIM chat to be like the Mumble chats, you dumb retarded fuck. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:48, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
:No! Don't! I was just saying I had changed the colors to match the stuff on the [[CWCki:Transcription Style]] page! You don't have to do anything! You're free!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:57, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Oh my God. I'm... I'm free. :') ... naw, who am I kidding. There's plenty of Mumbles left to go. :D -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:28, 28 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Miyamoto article. Gimme a day or so, I'm sure I can write something about Japanese honourifics with a few sources. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:34, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

== Before you post that stuff you said you were gonna post ==

Talk to me again. You know where to go. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:02, 30 April 2010 (UTC)

== Mailbag Potential ==

If Chris ever answers mailbags again, I was thinking of submitting the following question to him:

Dear Chris,

I heard you were an expert in computers so I was hoping you could help me out with a problem (it's a maths/statistics problem as well and I know you excelled in maths). I recently installed OpenSolaris on my NAS. As per ZFS pool version 21, I am running SHA-256 deduplication routines on my zpool which result in cluster hashing dramatically reducing the size of my dataset by resecting duplicated chunks. However, I am concerned about the possibility of hash collisions- I know that the likelyhood of an SHA-256 collision is about fifty orders of magnitude lower than the statistical probability of an undetected bitflip on ECC RAM, so I was wondering; precisely how much data can my vdevs store before the statistical probability of a hash collision becomes one?

Thanks for your help,

Truman Burbank.

== Re:You are awesome ==

Thanks! --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 20:21, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== You're not a fuckwit ==

You don't deserve that stupid template.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 17:02, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
:He's one of the best contributors on here. Damn straight he doesn't deserve that template.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:39, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Mailbag 18

2010-07-29T05:49:33Z

Beat: /* There is wishful thinking in Hell as well as on Earth */

__NOTOC__After the success of [[Mailbag 13]], the [[CWCki:Operation Mailbag|Operation Mailbag]] project was continued. '''Mailbag 18''' is composed mostly of letters written right here on the [[CWCki]], with a few genuine letters thrown in for good measure.

[[Chris]] was expected to answer them in the late hours of 14 [[December 2009]], the same day they went up. Instead, he answered a few of them in the very early hours of the 15th, and then promised to get to the rest the next evening. He finally finished answering them on 18 December, in the very early hours of the morning.

==Answered==
===The question now is how does Chris pay his manager?===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Joseph Jackson (manager)|Joseph Jackson]] (josephwalterjackson1929@gmail.com)
Hello again Christopher,

First of all, thank you for answering my previous letter! Even at my old age (I'm 80 years young), I can recognize a genius when I see one, so it's an honor to have a correspondence with you. Here are a few more questions that I have remembered that I had wanted to ask you:

1. What caused your old pastor to perform a background check on you? I think that's a shocking invasion of your privacy, so I'm glad that you've found a better church.

2. Thank you for your advice regarding my son. I've tried to help him to the best of my abilities and even with my attempts to clean him up (he puts so much emphasis on his singing that his hygiene is quite poor), but he just ignores me. How do you think I should discipline him? I've tried just about everything, including restricting his internet and video game usage, but nothing seems to work.

3. Have you ever considered hiring a manager? In my experience dealing with the entertainment industry (I managed one of my son's careers many years back), I know that it is a very tricky and cruel business. Like I've said, you possess a powerful talent, so you should definitely look into safeguarding it.

4. I don't mean to invade your privacy, but can you tell me anything about your parents? They've done a terrific job of raising you, and I'm curious to know what techniques they used. They should be very proud of how you turned out.

5. How did you decide to devote yourself to creating comic books? I was browsing through your gallery of original artwork on the CWCipedia and I was surprised by the sheer variety of your artwork... from [[Pokemon]] cards to CD covers to magazine covers, and so on.

Again, thank you so much for opening up this line of communication to you. I look forward to seeing where [[Sonichu]] will take you in the future!

Sincerely,

Joseph}}
{{EmailReply|I am not sure why the pastor did that, and I agree that it was an invasion of privacy. Offer him a REWARD for keeping clean; for each time he cleans himself, give him a Star Sticker on a sheet, and when he has earned 10 or 20 Stars, you treat him to his most favorite treat, or a new toy. I have already hired a manger for advice, thank you. Mostly Tender Loving Care. It's something that I am good at, and it can be profitable. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:28, 15 December 2009 (CET)}}

''It is likely that Chris is referring to [[Vivian Gee]], who offers Chris advice on advertising and other subjects.''

===Instead the courts were on the side of justice===
{{Email|From: Dan Ferraro (danqferraro23@gmail.com)

Chris,

I'm pleased to see that my favorite cartoonist is answering so much fan mail, and during the holidays when most people are so stressed out and busy! Some of these people are being extremely rude and I think you're handling it with a lot of poise and maturity.

I'm actually writing you because you've said in a video that you were asked to leave the Wolf Scouts (it was Wolf Scouts, right?) for your Autism. I know the Boy Scouts of America have undergone some high-profile lawsuits for excluding certain minority group, but I was wondering why they'd make someone with an obvious disability leave their group. This seems highly unfair and would be the kind of thing I'd make a big fuss out of it ever happened to my child. (I'm not meaning to imply that you're extremely disabled or low-functioning here either, I mean you can drive a car and graduate from college, which are pretty big accomplishments for an autistic person.)

Also there's the incident with the Green County School District where you say that multiple staff members held you down and recorded your screams: I might have some insight to this. Did you ever lose your temper as a child? Why, exactly, were they recording you? My wife works in Special Ed in the schools and they're actually allowed to restrain children that have violent temper tantrums if they're a danger to themselves or others. The faculty are all given extensive training to make sure they don't actually injure the child. Believe me, the Special Ed teachers are there to help the children grow into functional adults, not to hurt kids. Exactly how badly were you injured during this? I know this was almost 20 years ago but people have been able to sue and win for injuries that have happened long ago.

Sorry if I'm prying, my brother's an attorney who handles discrimination lawsuits, and my mind started wandering. Personally I would have sued the pants off of both groups. But that's just me.

Merry Christmas,

- Dan}}
{{EmailReply|We had tried to sue, but the courts were against us at the time.}}

===In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)===
{{Email|From: Madison Glen-Ross (ker0pi1999@gmail.com)

Hey Chris!!

I love your Sonichu comics!! My friends and I always try to stay up to date on what's cool!! I have a couple questions I hope you can answer!!

1. I was wondering if you could tell me more about your real-life powers. They seem very interesting. Can you only curse and bless people, or can you do other things? How and when did you find out about your powers? Sometimes I wish I had powers in real life, but nobody I know has them so I don't think it's going to happen anytime soon. You must be really special!!

2. How come you don't wear those spiky wristbands and tattoo sleeves anymore? I had a bunch of those wristbands like Avril Lavigne but the school made me stop wearing them. Whatever!! Anyways I think they're really cool so you should wear them more often!!

3. Do you think it's all right for you to force your religion on people? I mean in the Sonichu comics you're supposed to dump a bunch of chemicals in the water supply so people will stop being [[gay]] so they'll get into Heaven. What if they're already happy being gay? And since heaven is where you get to do whatever you love to most, they'll just start being gay again once they get into Heaven. And what's the big deal with being gay anyway? You said yourself that the Bible's just a guideline and you don't have to do everything it says to be a good person. My uncle Ricky is really really gay and he's the nicest sweetest guy ever!! He's a Priest so I'm sure he's getting into Heaven.

Anyways have fun!!

Madison, age 10

<3 <3 <3 <3

xoxoxoxox

PS PUT BELLA AND EDWARD FROM TWILIGHT IN YOUR COMICS!!}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your kind loyalty and encouragement. I have learned about the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curses]] actually working firstly when I cursed the real-life [[Mary Lee Walsh]]; then I later heard that her reputation at [[PVCC]] went DOWN (yes, mostly due to my references in the pages), but then things got worse for her, and even though I forgave her for her misdeed on interrupting my [[Sweetheart]] Search, I feel she definitely got what she deserved for her misdeed. Later, I cursed one specific [[Troll]] (I forget who); shortly later, I learn that troll came down with a life-threatening ailment. These Curse and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Blessing]] [[I am Alive|Powers]] are likely and Sound. I felt like not wearing them. I feel that by turning them Straight would BETTER their chances to getting into Heaven; I'm only doing what I can to encourage the GOOD, Better ways of life. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:28, 15 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Normal is relative===
{{Email| From: Johnny Marcus (johnny2day67@yahoo.com)

Hello again Chris, I've got another question for you. I'm curious as to what you were doing in between you getting fired from [[Wendy's]] and the start of your [[Love Quest]] (best of luck to you with that, BTW). You don't really seem to talk too much about that period, so what were you doing aside from attending PVCC? I hope there's some great drawings you did during that time.

Cheers, Johnny}}
{{EmailReply|I did do some drawing. [[9/11]] Happened shortly after being fired. I lived my life as normal back then.}}

===Good/average size breasts===
{{Email| From: [[Wikipedia:Ed Gein|Edward Gein]] (ruaboutasize14@gmail.com)

Hey Chris, long-time fan! [[Issue 10]] is going to be amazing! I'm so glad that you're going to put a bunch of [[Guitar Hero]] stuff in the comics (at least that's what it looks like, you could always surprise me)!

So how come you don't wear your old Ash Ketchum outfit anymore? Have you ever thought of Cosplaying as [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]?

Oh, and what do you find attractive in a woman?

See ya, Ed}}
{{EmailReply|I didn't feel like wearing the outfit much. That is a good idea. Her face, her personality, cleaniness, good/average size breasts, and a slim/average body type.}}

**I'm feeling tired, and my right eye is bothering me; I will resume this mailbag and start the next tomorrow, as well as continue the [[Christmas Story]].

''Chris resumed answering the letters in this mailbag just after midnight on 18 [[December 2009]].''

===There is wishful thinking in Hell as well as on Earth===
{{Email|From Damon [[Wikipedia:The Screwtape Letters|Wormwood]] (w3rk+3hp4+13n+@Gmail.com)

Hey Chris! I'm a big fan of your comics, and have been reading all of your recent mailbags. You seem to be giving out a lot off advice, so I was wondering if you could help me out!

1.) My job is sort of like a "life coach", I have to make the people I've been assigned to see things my way and do the things I need done. You'd think it would be easy considering the cools stuff I'm promoting, but it's actually really hard! Do you have any suggestions as to how to get people to follow your advice or do what you need them to do? I've seen a few of your videos where you ask people to do stuff like take down a web page or something. How did you get them to comply?

2.) My boss, (a [[JERK]] named Mr. Tape) works from the home office and is constantly sending me messages telling me how to do my job. These messages are all very stressful, and he often takes a very derogatory tone! What makes things even worse is that he's my UNCLE! Arguments with family members who are also authority figures are the worst! Have you had many arguments with family members/authority figures, like an uncle or your father? How did you get them to see your side of the story?

I also had a few quick questions about your comics. I hope you don't mind specifying a few things for me!

1.) In the episode about [[4-cent garbage|4-Cent garbage]], what's up with the [[Beel|big red receptionist guy?]] Is he sunburnt or something?

2.) I couldn't help but notice that [[Reginald Sneasel]] and the sunburnt guy at 4-Cent garbage both wear the same kinds of pants! Are they friends?

Thanks a bunch!

Your Pal,

Damon W.}}
{{EmailReply|Okay, first question response: Every Person has their own individual point of view, so no one will see everything as you do, so take that idea out of your head. As for getting them to do what you'd like them to, try to maintain an impression that you are a kind and understanding type of person; be nice to your people and they will be nice to you.

Second: Your Uncle is only pushing down on you, because he may be seeing you not doing a good job from his own point of view, and he cares about you enough to offer, even in a harsh tone, his input on how you can better your job. Again, maintain being nice to your Uncle; take in and fully understand his advice on how you can better your work. Show him that you are doing so, and he may not be so harsh with you. And I did have to go through that with my family; but I just listen, not let them get to me with the loudness and stress. Taking deep breaths and taking it one moment at a time helps too.

Third: The receptionist is a portyal of the Devil, of which is a neutral reference to all the inconsiderate Trolls behind their shenanigans and the Encyclopedia Dramatica in general.

Fourth: The two Do Not Know Each Other, so no they are not friends.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:06, 18 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris on murdering women in fiction===
{{Email|Jacob N. (jacob_n333@yahoo.com)

Good day, Chris!

When I was re-reading issues of Sonichu the other day, I suddenly came to realize two questions. One is serious, the other not so much. To begin with the lighter question, pun only slightly intended: I've heard you cite your dog Patti's old doghouse as weighing from five to ten tons. Judging from the photos of [[Patti]]'s doghouse in an earlier issue of Sonichu, it couldn't possibly weigh more than fifty pounds, much less five tons--it's just wood and plastic. I remember that video where you lifted one "fifty-pound" box of soda in each hand (which of course only weigh about ten to twelve pounds)--is the "ten ton doghouse" another joke like that?

After thinking some on the doghouse, I of course soon remembered the dog, and something dawned on me. It seems weird that you memorialize your beloved pet by keeping her as a character in the comic, but that you memorialize the women you've loved by killing them off in ways even more gruesome than in real life (e.g. [[Ivy]] perishing in a terrible elevator accident instead of hanging herself, Panda Halo not merely dying during the brushfires but exploding). Patti is still a character years after her death, but [[Panda Halo]]'s death seemed little more than an excuse to introduce some new characters and Ivy, despite all her buildup in previous issues, was killed off-screen and promptly ignored in favor of the ongoing plot. Why is that, Chris?

From where you readers stand, it seems that you love your pet dog--who was still just a dog, in the end--more than you love real flesh-and-blood women. Clearly that's not the case... so why do you immortalize your loved one's terrible deaths instead of who they were? I'm sure you didn't mean for it to come off that way, but I'm curious why you decided to do that in the first place.

Yours in the [[Cherokee]] nation,
Jacob Nathaniel Lights-in-the-Sky}}
{{EmailReply|To answer your first question, I do not have a full understand on feeling the weight of something versus their actual weight, so those numbers were originally only Estimates. The women characters who in real life were my girlfriends before their deaths. It was my mistake of putting in to-be girlfriends when they would see their own real-life deaths prematurely. I should have been in full confidence of them being my girlfriend CLOSE in real life than solely over the internet. Patti was my dog FOR REAL, and we actually had the caring master/dog relationship, so she WOULD be ongoing, because she WAS that close to me; NEVER over the internet.

If any of the women I had put into the books actually were my girlfriends Offline and Close in Real Life, then they WOULD be more likely to be ongoing in the series.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:06, 18 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris on the homeless===
{{Email|From: Amanda Brown (ultimatefan88@gmail.com)

Chris,

Glad you've been keeping busy with so many updates! As a fan it's so great having new Sonichu stuff to read every day.

I was reading through the Sonichu & [[Rosechu]] Christmas story and was wondering why there are homeless people in [[CWCville]]? I thought CWCville was like your imaginary perfect city where the only problems were like giant robot attacks and stuff.

Have fun,
Amanda}}
{{EmailReply|A city is still a city, all problems included. I took it to responsibility to make sure the homeless were happy too by giving them not only Soup Kitchens, but Hotels WITH those Soup Kitchens. If every city adopted the ideal and put their funds into the Soup Hotels (as I call them), then we would be seeing less homeless in the streets and the homeless would feel more happy and comfortable.

Also, the people would need places to stay after such incredible attacks, and that's where the Soup Hotels would come in even better, and the already homeless people would be able to help rebuild the buildings for their neighbors. It's a kind and generous thought for society.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:06, 18 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Time paradox===
{{Email|From: Seth Sethson <totallyfine2@gmail.com>
Chris, while I am a fan of your comic and I appreciate how you are attempting to tie up the loose ends so you can let the story be about Sonichu, I feel that I must point out a massive plothole.

In the story, you have sent [[Magi-chan]] to the future to take the crates containing enough of the anti-gay gene to cure the world back into the present and use them.

This creates a time paradox. If all [[homo]]sexuality was cured in the present, there would not be a need for the cure in the present. Necessity is the mother of invention, so the cure would never be invented because nobody needed it.

I won't bore you further but I'll just point out that this is impossible and it makes you look incredibly lazy.}}
{{EmailReply|Point taken. But there WOULD be an alternate Dimension where THAT future STILL takes place indefinitely, and so no time paradox is in jeopardy. Like similarly, there is the Dimension of the future where the Vaccine is distributed like I'm portraying it, and so our present would sync-up with THAT Dimension that would be our future.}}

===At normal best===
{{Email|From: Lynx Robinson <lynxrob@yahoo.com>
Hey Chris.

You always say you take it one moment at a time. Is that because it is all your brain can handle?}}
{{EmailReply|That is actually how ALL PEOPLE'S Brains can handle in General and at Normal Best.}}

===Chris the forgiver of brothers===
{{Email|From: Jessica Hughes <jessiebaby91234@yahoo.com>
Hello Christian!

This is Jessie Hughes, the preteen with the dirty, slanderous troll brother, Nathan! He told me he gave you a piece of his mind. I looked at the e-mail from the Rejected Mailbag, and I was so ticked off at him! I got my own e-mail so I could write to my hero, Christian Weston Chandler!

I have a few questions for you.

1) My brother and I are currently not speaking because of what he said to you.. What do you suggest I do? Should I stop talking to his meanie butt, or should we become loving siblings again?

2) Would you disown Sonichu if he became a homo? I would totally disown my son if he was gay, because this kid in my class, [[Wikipedia:E.O._Green_School_shooting|Larry King]] (not the old fart on TV), is gay and we throw rocks at him during recess, and I don't want my kid to be like him.

3) I'm truly very sorry about Nathan's comments against you. He's been a little angry lately because he's been having some "accidents" if you know what I mean, and that's why he FALSELY accused you of doing the same.

Jessica

P.S. I LOVE the comics, hun!}}
{{EmailReply|You should forgive and forget; what is done is done. All you can do is let him know how you feel about what he did and move on. If you still love and care for your brother like you always did, then don't fret about this one thing which is miniscule in comparison to (if) anything bad he may have done to you. Sonichu is Straight, and would Never turn homo. If I had a child who'd turn homo, I'd forgive her/him and not disown. I forgive your brother, thank you. :)

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:06, 18 December 2009 (CET)}}

===International economics===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Maria Renard]] <mariarenard@hotmail.co.uk>
Hello Christian.

I just watched your latest [[Youtube]] video, and I'd like to ask, why would you need donations from Europeans such as myself when you get $800 American Dollars from taxpayers every month? Is that not enough for you?}}
{{EmailReply|Most of that money goes to my father, plus no it is not. Currently, the Euro is greater than the American Dollar, which I feel is sad.}}

===In which Chris lies about parody again===
{{Email|From: kittenhearts86@aol.com
Dear Chris,

Have you ever considered doing a comic that doesn't rely on stealing ideas from other people (like how Sonichu steals from [[Sonic]] and Pikachu)? Theft is a sin after all.}}
{{EmailReply|It is called a Parody; NOT THEFT.}}

===He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle===
{{Email|From: mmmmgotohim@aol.com

My girlfriend is having a birthday party in a few days. She says she wants me to kiss her on her lips but I'm a little scared. What's it like kissing a girl on the lips?}}
{{EmailReply|It is magical and delightful. Don't be scared; it is sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate.}}

==Autism Mailbag==
===In which Chris pretends to care===
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com>
I hope you realize you are turning into a monster. Read this: http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2009/03/26/bauer_autism/index.html

Look Chris, you were "successful" in high school with your "honor roll". What have you done since then? Face it, you should just seek help before you turn into a monster.}}
{{EmailReply|I will keep your comment in mind, thank you.}}

{{Mailbag}}

CWCki:Policy

2010-07-29T01:35:28Z

Beat: /* Hey faggots */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
For discussion of CWCki policy and rules.

== Fan Works policy ==

right now there aren't really any rules regards what can and cannot go in the fan namespace. this is because i trusted users to judge for themselves whether or not their work belonged on the cwcki. so, let's get its purpose straight: fan works was meant to be PVCC's troll productions subforum, but public. it is not, however, a mirror site incase deviantart goes down. i feel that some individuals are forgetting that this is a wiki about CWC. now, it's quite tricky to say what can and cannot be hosted here. there are very few examples of things being uploaded that are completely unrelated to chris or sonichu. however, i will try my best to clarify what is appropriate.

'''Examples of good fanworks:'''
* A drawing of CWC saying DYKES DYKES CHINA being placed into the "CWC's Second Message" article
* An "artist's depiction" of something we have no pictures of but how it may have looked, i.e. Chris in the mall with his attraction sign, Chris using his "red string of fate", Chris's IRL confrontation with Mary Lee Walsh, [[Fapcup]], etc
* Comics what are actually funny

'''Examples of bad fanworks:'''
* A Sonichu comic depicting how you think Sonichu should have been
* Shitty recolored Sonichu and Rosechu "original characters"
* Your shitty fursona with a Sonichu tail shoved up its ass

to summarise, i think the distinction lies in whether or not it is actually related to ''chris''. there are lots of things related to sonichu, many of which include chris, but are actually disconnected from chris's antics themselves. i don't think these are appropriate for this wiki, and i see their numbers increasing(although i would like to refrain from naming names).

please discuss any changes or clarifications that you wish made, however i would like to implement these new rules by the end of the week. if a user feels their own uploads were, in light of these policy changes, in error then they can remove them now to save the jerkops the trouble of removing them later.

PEACE, AND HAVE A GOOD DAY --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:59, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Just out of curiosity, could we see just what works are and are not on the chopping block? Just so we can see where we stand on this. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:54, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* i guess it might be useful to have a template for that --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:26, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

No. When the purge is complete you will know exactly where you stand. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:07, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Um, does one need any kind of admin status to delete files? I'm trying to figure this out. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:32, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

===Just who decides what's worthy?===
I can get behind the fact that you want this wiki to be about Chris, with his Sonichu works simply being an extension of him. What bothers me is how all this hate coming from users complaining about fan works they simply don't care for. If fan works are removed all together from here, I'd be alright with that. But when someone said "all Sonichu-related works need to go, except the ones I like!" it seems more like favoritism rather than objective policy. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 00:13, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Agreed, though I myself am hardly unbiased. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 00:28, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes, it's almost like this wiki is run by trolls who cae not for your feelings.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Just because we troll Chris doesn't mean we can't deal with each other in a civilized manner. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 02:42, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You don't troll shit, spud. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 02:44, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Can anything be done on this site without creating a shitstorm? This isn't some crusade against drawfags, and it shouldn't be painted as such by EITHER side. The site is about Chris, and the large amount of coverage on his creations is only because they made up such a large part of his life. The CWCki isn't about Sonichu, it's about Chris. Maybe some exceptions can be made, but for now fanworks not directly about Chris need to go. I myself enjoy many, especially Fear and Loathing in CWCville, but unless it is used to successfully troll Chris, it doesn't belong here.
Thing is, we need a peaceful resolution to this. Shit with faggot users and /cwc/ is bad enough, we don't need this to blow up. Maybe exceptional fanworks can be allowed; if not, they can be hosted on DA, or perhaps a site devoted to Sonichu. The artists and fans need to remember that this isn't an attack against their work, it's just policy. Users who want to be active in the execution of this policy need to not be dicks about it, and be responsible about it. It's not "deleting shit one doesn't like," it's removing unnecessary images and articles. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:58, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:Well, like I've said before, I will print out every page, bind it, and mail it to him when I'm finished. Which should be in two weeks or so. If my works are deleted before then, I'm not going to worry too much. In fact, it wouldn't bother me much at all if the entire fan section was removed and all fan art was deleted. I'm just a little put off from the vitriol a lot of the critics are spewing. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
::You think he's going to read it, that's cute. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:36, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Maybe, maybe not, what's the harm in trying? The most it'll cost me is a few bucks in postage. Well, that and the markers. Now I understand why he textwalls so much, those things dry out quick! :P --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

That makes sense. I could totally get on board starting a new site just to host these things. If we do so, though, we need clearly-defined criteria as to what gets to stay. Limiting ourselves to stuff Chris has seen would be fair, but it would need to be absolutely enforced. Which is to say, we couldn't have a page on ''Chris Gets Laid'', excellent though it is, unless he himself responded to it in some way. -[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 03:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You could do that. That's entirely acceptable, as it focuses on Chris and its activities. What you couldn't do is a story about a Sonichu recolor having some dumb adventure while Chris gets laid as a side-story. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 03:37, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Well by those rules, we'd have to delete the page on ''Sonichu Is Dead'', because Chris barely appears in it. We need a single, objective policy for what gets to stay and what doesn't, regardless of quality. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 11:40, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree that there has to be some kind of objective criteria, not just what largely seems to be "Your fic/comic is bad, and you should feel bad, ur a furfag lawl." If you want to cut fics because the Fan section is getting out of hand, fine. Just come up with a standard that makes sense and enforce it. If the "How you think Sonichu should have been" rule is enforced, then the entire fan section will be pretty much gutted. If we go with the "About Chris not Sonichu", well pretty much every fic has Chris' Mary Sue Avatar Combined with his real self on there, so where's the line? Is it IRL Chris, or Comic Chris? [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 16:41, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*That's why I think limiting ourselves to stuff to which Chris has responded makes the most sense. He either did, or he didn't, and there are no shades of grey. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 02:05, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*As I've said elsewhere, I personally think the Fan Works index is more of a hassle than it's worth and we should get rid of it. Clyde has suggested a separate wiki and I think that might be the best solution. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
** I would agree that a second site for fan works would probably be the best course of action. However, I think we should consider keeping notable fanworks (that is, those that Chris has responded to) here on the CWCki. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 17:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
***This site is for things that have trolled Chris, so we should absolutely keep them. However, I notice that lots of things that don't fit those guidelines have survived the purge. Why? --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 15:22, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Re:Examples of bad fanworks ===

Most of the fan works don't seem to fall in any of those categories. Is there something else that's a problem?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, a lot of the admins are just fickle, want things they specifically don't like deleted no matter if there was a good reason or not, and don't seem to realize that trolls don't necessarily have to be asses to anyone and everyone. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 12:35, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* Right. It's that, it has nothing to do with an overwhelming majority of it being some sick fucks fantasy and has virtually or literally nothing to do with Chris. They're just angry, angry DAMN DIRTY SLANDEROUS TROLLS. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:12, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

* To avoid altercations like this, I would delete the index entirely. Simply put, there are other, far more suitable venues to put this, so you won't ever have to lapse into offended rage, or conversely, argue with trolls sticking their 'n***** noses' in your business. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:31, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Dumb suggestion ===

Why couldn't we just grandfather stuff in? --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 12:59, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

=== my suggestion ===

wipe everything and start a new wiki because i'm cutting down everything that's eating up resources. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*people should pay attention to me more. also pay attention to me. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:48, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I like this idea. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 17:00, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

i've been considering moving to a new version of mediawiki, but might as well wait for 1.16 to reach stable. this should go on technical though i guess --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

===Guys===
The admins are at liberty to delete whatever the fuck they don't like. It just so happens they don't like torture porn involving Sonees and Roseys and comics intended to piss Chris off a la Asperchu. I know Asperchu gave you all hope for your fan comics and getting into the annals of troll history, but Asperchu happened because until then no one had attempted anything like it. The way to get into troll history is not to follow in the footsteps of more famous trolls, but to find areas of Chris's psyche no one has prodded before and poke the shit out of them until you get an angry YouTube video. If you really really REALLY still want your fics visible on the internet, make your own Sonichu site for fanworks or join a preexisting one, such as [http://caferosechu.110mb.com/index.html Cafe Rosechu] (which is run by the girl who made Capering Berries). ... As for the underage guro, fucking stop. That's disgusting. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 22:09, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
* What he said. --[[User:Inos|Inos]] 07:58, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

===Looks like you missed something===
Both the [http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/Category:Fear_and_Loathing_in_CWCville|category] and [[Fan talk:Fear and Loathing in CWCville|talk page]] for my crap remains, as well as all the pages I uploaded. I'll take care of it... if someone can tell me how to delete pages. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 22:37, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==Harassment and NPOV==

Recent events have brought up these issues, so let's address them.

First, let's do our best to aim for some semblance of [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|NPOV]]. Things considered by us to be good humored may not be taken that way by others. So yeah, try not to insult other sites, users, etc.

Harassment - yes, there are fuckwits on this wiki. There's fuckwits on any wiki. But don't point it out to them. People need to be able to edit without fear of harassment from others for their users. It's one thing to tell someone they're wrong or being just stupid, it's another to tell them they're now under watch by a group of people with various intents. I really can't ago against Cogs, as she has different ideas how to run the CWCki than I do, and she is the site owner, but please don't harass other users. If they're stupid, just point it out and explain calmly why but telling them they're fuckwits is no way to do it. Srsly, I expect a bit more from you people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

I concur with the statement about NPOV. When i edit articles that's usually what I'm going for. The CWCville article was ridiculous and full of shit that just wasn't the case, as are a great many articles. People making jokes and idle speculation at the expense of reality.

So kids, keep the memes out, and if a facet of Chris' mind or life is an unknown leave it that way instead of inserting your own idle speculation. We're here to document the real CWC (and related fictions about CWC created by the real CWC), not to create our own CWC. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 00:15, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

So, essentially, kill them gently? --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:28, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*I've been thinking that maybe the best solution at this point would be to prohibit any discussion of matters unrelated to Chris and the CWCki, even on your own user page. Thus, many of the members who had been harassed or whatever in the past would probably have never been targeted in the first place. Granted, I would prefer if we didn't have to limit the users right to say what they want, and it would certainly be a pain in the ass to enforce,but could potentially prevent most if not all of the harassment issues. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 21:47, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:*This wouldn't be an entirely bad idea, given that I know Wikipedia has basic rules about user pages, namely it's used to discuss one's contributions to Wikipedia and nothing more. Good thinking.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:18, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
*It might also help if suggesting that we resolve a bureaucratic issue without resulting to namecalling [[User_talk:DrShoggoth|didn't result in vague threats.]] --[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 22:03, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
**agreed. I'm not exactly the biggest contributor on here, but even I've seen Delabonte threatening others for asking him to be a bit less abrasive in his messages, asking why exactly they were in trouble for something, or even not sharing the same opinion as him. Why does this guy get away with it? Also, I don't care if he's "respected by Cogs" as has been said, that doesn't mean he should be allowed to abuse his position, spam angry templates on other people's accounts just because he doesn't like them, and generally treat everyone else like shit. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 00:03, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I agree on this policy. This kind of harassment brings down CWCki's appearance in a whole. It makes us look less like a reputable source on an autistic manchild and more like a restricted community of threatening rep destruction and overenforced rules. There is no need to attack innocents just for casual talk or for living certain lifestyles, it's just plain wrong in general. Delabonte is just a person who feels privileged and like he needs to point out things about people and act like he needs to be a Jr. Mod of sorts. To be frank, this is annoying and just rude. I'm a member of many places, but never once have I done anything like go out and go "OH NO THAT'S NOT FOLLOWING '''MY''' RULES TEMPLATE ''TEMPLATE'' ''' ''TEMPLATE'' '''!" and not a lot of people here have before. It's inappropriate, immature and quite low IQed. So, in conclusion, and tl;dr: Agree with idea, down with empty threated non-mod steam-filled members. --[[User:Eniggy|Sen. John Eniggy, finishing opening statements for case on the Congressional floor]] 04:48, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* Not to be a jackass or anything, but try and keep in mind where you are. This is a website dedicated to trolling an autistic manchild. Many of the people here are involved with other trolling operations and such. Lots of trolls like to target furrys. By ousting yourself as a furry here you're essentially making yourself a black man at a Ku Klux Klan rally. Not saying that all of this harassment should have occurred, but it certainly wasn't unforeseeable to the victims. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 05:36, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::::*ThatMan has nailed why Delabonte and others feel warranted in acting like they do and this is pretty much the justification for some of Cog's and Clyde's actions here. Remember, this is a critical site of Chris, essentially out to troll him, and so you're not going to be attracting the same sort of people to edit as say, Wikipedia. I can talk to Delabonte about shit.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:09, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Actually, I'm not a furry (they scare me, to be quite honest- I'd sooner run through traffic and fling myself off a highway bridge than be one) but the point here, as shown by your post is, is about the exploits of Chris and the trolls who have trolled him, not a place for people to use trolling to vent their anger upon here. I don't support weeabooism, but I also don't support using CWCki as a stress ball. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:47, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree. Also, Chris is a particularly bad furry, so bashing them is arguably part of our mission. We shouldn't get carried away, but I don't think anybody would object to the occasional snippy comment. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 21:43, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

== User pages for banned users ==

Anyone opposed to not having user pages for banned users? Seems to be taking up space and seems sorta silly. I once said something along the lines of "To serve an example" or something but now I think it's just a waste of space. Anyone opposed to deleting user pages of permanently banned user? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:51, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:No objections here. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 23:59, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:Depends on the user. I see no problem in deleting some of IBAGeneva's accounts, but we should keep a couple of examples (maybe between five and ten?).--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] forgot to sign
:I would agree that we should just delete their pages so as to not waste space, but is there any way we could possibly mark that they were banned when their signature is shown on talk pages and stuff like that? I just feel like this would help prevent any potential confusion between users who are banned and users who don't have user pages. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:00, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*A short page about wby they were banned sounds good. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:25, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
::That actually gives me a better idea, maybe their could be a page of banned users, with notes showing the reason for why they were banned. When a user is banned, their userpage could just be a redirect to this page.--[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 05:20, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:::fuck what I was about to say, the best balance between saving space and giving good examples of what not to do would probably be to do what ThatMan suggested. ThatMan, you have done a great service for the operation of the CWCki. I salute you, good sir. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:22, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
*Well that settles it. People, you have 24 hours to make a page (in the CWCki namespace) with a list of banned users and their rationale. In 24 hours, I will delete all the banned user userpages.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*I'll do what I can. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:26, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*My lord, it is [[CWCki:Banned_Users|done.]] --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:28, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==

I think the usage of them is getting a bit out of control.

As I see it:
# unless you have a very convincing reason why a userbox should be on the main namespace, it really should be on a user's subpage.
# we get rid of some of the categories of of userboxes - it's handy to know which CWCki users are also PVCC members, it's not quite as important to know which CWCki users practice martial arts.

Thoughts? Any justifications why we should keep userboxes as they are? Personally I'm tempted to say that we should make user boxes as part of one's user subpage or at least remove the categories for most of these.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:17, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think they need to be culled. Specifically, the ones that don't have anything to do with Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:37, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::Either way is fine. They're not exactly a big part of the site. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:18, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:Sorry about that. I'll keep my own userbox whoring under control. Just thought I was [[fail|being clever]] at making more Chris jokes. (Keep in mind that I didn't add all those userboxes indicating race/gender/and religion, though I did modify the one for my own race.
:But I think the "Armchair psychologist" could be kept for some practical use, like a <s>barnstar</s> award for those who have contributed much analysis of Chris's mindset. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 16:57, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::I just want to say here that armchair psychologists are not why we are here. We are here to document Chris, not theorise on his mindset. That stuff is okay in tiny doses but if you plan on doing it so often that you want a box for it, go to [[/cwc/]].--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:58, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think Nationality might be useful, if only to establish about what time said user would be active. But stuff like cats, or naive, etc. have no practical use. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:54, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: Why not just have time zone stamps then? Honestly I've thought that these userboxes were stupid for a while, glad to see I'm not alone in that. Honestly only a select few of them really seem necessary. Other than ones related to staff positions held by certain members and perhaps something useful such as what Bill Lumberg brought up, none of them really serve any meaningful purpose. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 00:31, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:::*Obviously not all of them have to be useful, as some of them are just fun and a way to encourage people to edit the CWCki. A time zone stamp would be good, though the nationality userboxes tend to be more flavorful (i.e. it's funnier to say something about the fact you're an American than you live in GMT -5). Some could in theory be useful - if you're a drawfag, then people can ask you to draw stuff for articles and whatnot.
::::Problem people are having is that people are getting carried away - do people really need to know you're a Zoroastiarian? Do people need to know you're a weaboo who's into manga moreso than anime? I think in general, we need to work on making pages, in the style of Wikipedia, serve as a way of describing one's contributions ''to the CWCki,'' not just a "about yourself" page.
::::There's nothing wrong with the userboxes, like I said, it's people getting carried away is what seems to be troubling.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:08, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::So where do we draw the line? I think that's the real problem; there's no set limit to what the userboxes should be for. Having "flavorful" userboxes tends to be a gray area that needs some definition. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:18, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
* It should be pretty simple: keep the nationality boxes, Warrior, Observer, and the like, and the awards. We don't need to know if you're straight or gay or if you're Christian or atheist. We just need where you're from, and what you're doing here. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:10, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

==Fuckwit Alert template ==

I propose we remove the Fuckwit Alert userbox or whatever it's called. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:24, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:*I am happy to do the removing myself--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:29, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::Sounds like a good idea, go for it [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 03:22, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::Ronichu, you can't remove shit here. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:46, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Correct. Neither can you. I'd just like to politely point out that '''you are not a mod here'''. I think it's high time you were either directly promoted to be one so you have a badge to go with that attitude (at which point you '''can''' cast down proclamations from on-high with righteous fury) or '''learn to accept that you are not a mod here''' and act accordingly. I'm not fussed either way. The overwhelming consensus from users (and some people who '''are''' mods), irrespective of if they have that userbox or not, seems to be that it should go. So unless an '''actual CWCki mod''' steps in and says not to, in a few days I'll start removing the userboxes from user pages. If you re-add it, it's page vandalism and will be treated accordingly (reverted). I have little patience for wanna-be mods acting like their big brother is the sheriff so they can just do what they please. This isn't PVCC, it isn't ED, it isn't a place for you to do whoever the fuck you want and go around posturing, making vague threats and acting like you own the place. '''You don't. Cogs does.''' If she wants you to to have unlimited power, she has that ability to grant it to you; if she grants it to you, all well and good. Then it's official. Her website, her decision. But until then the CWCki is ONLY about documenting and discussing Chris (and occasionally peripheral other stuff). So either get on with with the [[Chris|task at hand]], or get promoted and make your inane desires official policy, or go back to EDF/PVCC where you can be lord of all creation or whatever the fuck. PVCC and the CWCki have different mods and this is by design. TL;DR so either officially become a mod or '''shut up''' and behave yourself. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:39, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
{{Quote|It's one thing to tell someone they're wrong or being just stupid, it's another to tell them they're now under watch by a group of people with various intents. I really can't ago against Cogs, as she has different ideas how to run the CWCki than I do, and she is the site owner, but please don't harass other users.|Champthom, on this very page.}}
Now obviously I'm not a admin or a Jerkop or PVCC or anything, but it seems to me that the fuckwit alert template causes way more problems than it solves.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:13, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*It's very tedious for me when furries who have barely been here for six months act like they own the place and presume what Cogs does or doesn't think. I think what bothers you here is the fact although we are presumably "equals" (lol) I did something you never could, and excercised power you don't have. As has been pointed out before, I am just fufilling the wishes of the PVCC. May I remind you Cogs okayed the template and it hasn't been an issue until you brought it up now? If Cogs says take it down (and she might), well, then the template should be taken down. Until there they remain as a reminder for certain furries (who want to be big elite trolls) to back off a certain user. Go back to doing [[Sydney Contacts|piss poor imitations of women]], Ronichu. The only person making a big deal of this are those who have fallen under my hawk-like gaze. My mind is closed on the matter. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 16:41, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
**I'd like to point a few things out. First off, you've made 952 edits to this wiki in your 15-odd months here. That's 1.8 edits per day. Ronichu has made 842 edits in 6.5-ish months, which is 4.2 edits per day. Ronichu is known for devoting hours to transcriptions. You are well known for plastering the wiki with "Not a Forum" templates. I wouldn't overstate your influence here. While you may have done something which is vaguely useful at some point in the past, Ronichu has done far more for this wiki than you have and even Champ is getting fed up with your antics. Ronichu made a good point and I suggest you get off your high horse and learn something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:02, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
***And I just want someone to explain to me what the fuck I did wrong to get the template, and why i'm also the target of all these vauge threats. I didn't even touch that "certain user". Check the entire page history; I've done jack shit to interfere. What is my crime, and at what point did I try to be a "big elite troll"? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:53, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:::*You probably got it because you [http://cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Coffee_Place&oldid=101640 posted on the Coffee Place talk page.] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 18:14, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::::So? I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that I got this template for those two sentences. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:38, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Hey faggots==
If we are all done arguing about templates and about who put one where and what not, there's a few long overdue transcriptions and shit that could be worked on. Quit being a bunch of drama queens, all of you. I don't give a shit how many edits you have, what you have produced or who fucking hates who. Take my fucking advice and work on community projects or your own projects and ditch that whole wall of text above. If any of you in the above section keep it up, I can guarantee that someone at the top is going to come along and yell at this shitload of faggotry. We need all of you here doing stuff.

Let me rephrase that slightly: we need all of you here doing something less dramatic and more helpful. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 20:25, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:I completely agree. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:30, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
::Sounds like a plan.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:35, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:/cow/

2010-07-28T20:08:29Z

Beat: /* Website Disabled */

==so okay==

This thing hasn't really been updated in while, so I switched some shit around. Keep in mind I'm was working from memory (posts are all gone), so details may be missing or inaccurate. Feel free to revert or whatever.--[[User:Jet|Jet]] 03:15, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

Krapple guy suggested that there be a new article and frankly, I agree with him. Ideally let's keep namefaggotry out of this, as Krapple is now an established part of the CWC troll scene (consider the fact that the first reference to [[Ivy]] was on Krapple, and Ivy's first appearance was on Krapple as well, not to mention Clyde frequents the place). Really though, let's not make this a giant plug like the old article was about.

IMHO, this should strictly stick to what the site is about, and notable stuff that has happened on the board (read: first mention of Ivy, leaks, etc.). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:29, 9 May 2009 (CEST)

: Should CEO & the *chan /cwc/ is hosted on have a slight mention as well? --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 14:42, 9 May 2009 (CEST)
:* Don't push it, nigger. ^^ But I agree this needs an article, it shouldn't really have been deleted in the first place. /cwc/ has delivered OC, and they are great when 110 is down. Also, krapple si a pretty cool guy. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 23:27, 9 May 2009 (CEST)

==Goatee pic==
Anyone know/can get a pic of Chris with his goatee? The "Let's get Chris to grow a beard" was a huge Krapple thing for a while so showing a pic so we can be like "OH SHI---------" would be good. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:29, 26 November 2009 (CET)
* Would the video in which Chris shaves his goatee work? --[[User:Liquidcole|Liquidcole]] 00:33, 26 November 2009 (CET)--[[User:Liquidcole|Liquidcole]]
:*No, just a pic dude. We already have a link to a video but a pic so people don't have to watch the entire video would be good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)

== Date ==

Are we sure that it was opened on the 28th? It may just be my time zone (some websites compensate for them, I'm not sure if this is one of them), but the first new topic is dated for the 27th. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 17:55, 28 August 2009 (CEST)
*I made that edit so I could be wrong. By all means fix it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:58, 28 August 2009 (CEST)

== Deleted Forever? ==

[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/README This is all that's left of /cwc/] What happened? --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 07:21, 2 November 2009 (CET)

Dear god... DEAR GOD, heres to hoping that this is a trick to fool the spammer into leaving.--[[User:El Presidente|El Presidente]] 07:23, 2 November 2009 (CET)

Any word if /cwc/ will come back? --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 07:15, 4 November 2009 (CET)

All I know is that some 'furnigger' as he was referred to spammed the board repeatedly with furry porn. They traced his IP to Briton but beyond that no idea what is going on. [[User:Kast Iron|Kast Iron]] 03:37, 5 November 2009 (CET)

: ''furnigger'' is a term coined by former Patriotic Nigra N3X15 as an alternative to the commonly used ''furfag''. All that aside, it has been assumed based on the evidence that the faggot who was spamming /cwc/ was a reject from [http://www.ta-host.com/macrosonic this forum] whose personal army request for a raid on said forum on KKK's /i/ was shot down. So he got butthurt and decided to spam /cwc/. I can't confirm or deny this at the moment but its the most plausible theory thus far based on the evidence.
:As far as why Krapple was "deleted", I haven't the slightest clue. I assume its not perminant though since the other sub-sites are still up. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 04:47, 5 November 2009 (CET)
*Apparently this here http://legi0n.krapplekomputerkompany.com/l/ is the new /cwc/. Go out and spam to the extreme. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 04:50, 5 November 2009 (CET)
** Apparently its not there anymore. [[User:4plus2|4plus2]] 13:00, 7 November 2009 (CET)
*i'm not really sure what's going on with krapplekomputerkompany, but if you want to find out i guess you should go find krappleguy in his irc channel --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 13:33, 7 November 2009 (CET)
*Anyone have any news on anything? The entire boards have been taken down. If they are gone is there anywhere that non-pvcc people can go to discuss chris? [[User:Kast Iron|Kast Iron]] 08:55, 8 November 2009 (CET)
::*Update: As far as I can til at this point, Krapple & the original /cwc/ board by extension, are both gone. However, /cwc/ lives (sort of). A new board has been made on KKK's sister site, Legi0n. [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc] I appologize for any inconveniances and I'll let everyone know if/when I'm able to get in contact with CEO regarding this matter. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 23:19, 8 November 2009 (CET)

==Renaming==
I think for technical reasons, this really has to be renamed to something like "Krapple." Not to deride them or anything, only that it seems when I try to like to the article as it is, it will go to the subpage "cwc" of whatever page is being linked. Like if I link to this on the [[Sonichu]] page, it'll go to the page [[Sonichu/cwc]]. We can keep it as it is, except remember we have to pipe it to "Krapple" but that's kinda silly. So any thoughts, maybe for a better name to rename it to? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:02, 30 November 2009 (CET)
:Krapple Komputer Kompany? Legi0n? Chris-chan (Imageboard)? idk something like that maybe. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 07:48, 1 December 2009 (CET)

== Why link to legion deleted? ==

And references? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 23:09, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Protection. Chris has passed over the site before, but we don't want him going back any time soon. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:17, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Stupid, because even if Chris finds it it's too many words for him to read. Someone, revert it back. Seriously, people fucking nagging people in IRC or on here to "Where is /cwc/ now?" outweighs the remote chance that Chris is gonna find shit out. He already allegedly reads EDF, he's already discovered this place, Chris believes what he wants to believe. He still insists Ivy and Panda are real, even though CWCki more or less subtly hints at them being trolls. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:08, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

== Tainted soil. ==

Nobody should touch this place, seriously. We are '''highly''' notorious there since Edthehedgehog and his vandalized user page, and now we are prone to floods of inexperienced trolls who think Patti's corpse, tranny hookers, and JUUUUUUUUUUUULAY are still funny. [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html Even I should be highly concerned as I stirred some RAGE.] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:I've been the focus of the Chris-esque RAGE of the /cwc/ anonfags. Stay as far away from these mouthbreathers as possible. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 20:21, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
{{quote|I am a furry, more precisely a Pokefur.|MaxTehManyula}}
::Protip: Channers hate furfags, Max. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 18:08, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

== What happened? ==
Has anyone else here not been able to acess the site? Any time I click on a link to /cwc/, any link, it says it couldn't display the webpage. This has happened to me on two seperate computers. Is anyone else having the same problem? Has something happened to the site recently? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:52, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

according to some dude on the IRC Channel the place got DDOSED by a love shy. Not sue how accurate that is--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:04, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

By a what now? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:26, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
:A Love Shy is basically a pathetic sexist loser who can't get [[China|any]]. [http://www.love-shy.com/lsbb/index.php Here's their forum.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:42, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
::So its a forum full of Chris-Chans then? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:30, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Yeah. We insulted them in an epic thread I suggested a raid which some people were gearing up to do then poof forums gone--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:24, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Makes sense. Any chance of a restoration in sight? I had been meaning to check out the cxc board and check for updates. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:58, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::I don't know --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:20, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

Have any of them claimed responsibility? This seems unexpected from a group who have apparently only made one strike against their [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Love_Shy&action=history ED page]. --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:44, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

IT WASN'T THEM. It was some skiddie faggot who was pissed at an admin.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]] [[image:datass.jpg|40px]] 18:41, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

== Website Disabled ==
Anyone else getting this message when to go to the /cwc/, Anyone know whats know whats going on? --[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 19:37, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:It's probably just a server issue or something.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:08, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

User:Beat

2010-07-28T12:48:57Z

Beat:

{| style="width: 240px; height: auto; float: right; border: 2px solid #ccf;"
| {{Americunt}}{{Christian}}{{OperationMailbag}}{{MumbleMedal}}{{User:RachmaninovDESU/IronCross}}{{Transcriber}}{{Straight|male}}
|}
I am Beat. I TRANSCRIBE BITCHES.

==My to do list==
Some stuff with the videobooks.

I guess.

[[User:Beat/Sandbox|Sandbox]]

==Stuff I did==
Uhhhh...
*I think I kicked off [[Chris and Remorse]]. Too bad it kinda sucks.
*I remember writing most of [[Death threats]] when it was created. Didn't start the page though.
*I'm pretty sure I did a lot of work on the early version of [[Chris and English]]. That said, [[Speech impediment]] and [[Chris and writing]] kind of make it redundant.
*I wrote some nonsense for [[Chris and music]], mostly just "GRRR CHRIS SUCKS AT RAP".
*A list of [[Fan:Mailbag references|famous people]] who sent Chris letters.
*I wrote the fist draft of the main [[Asperchu]] article.
*[[America]], Fuck yeah.
==My letters to Chris==
*[[Mailbag 13#My brain feels like a bomb, night and day. It must expand!|The Man who was Thursday]], on literature.
*[[Mailbag 18#There is wishful thinking in Hell as well as on Earth|The Screwtape Letters]], on making people do stuff.
*[[Mailbag 41#Alternate character interpretation|Milton Bradley]], on Asperchu, deleted because Chris hates Asperchu.
*[[Mailbag 43#The everlasting man|G.K. Chesterton]], on blasphemy, deleted because I didn't approach the topic gently enough.

CWCki:Policy

2010-07-28T04:13:24Z

Beat: /* Fuckwit Alert template */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
For discussion of CWCki policy and rules.

== Fan Works policy ==

right now there aren't really any rules regards what can and cannot go in the fan namespace. this is because i trusted users to judge for themselves whether or not their work belonged on the cwcki. so, let's get its purpose straight: fan works was meant to be PVCC's troll productions subforum, but public. it is not, however, a mirror site incase deviantart goes down. i feel that some individuals are forgetting that this is a wiki about CWC. now, it's quite tricky to say what can and cannot be hosted here. there are very few examples of things being uploaded that are completely unrelated to chris or sonichu. however, i will try my best to clarify what is appropriate.

'''Examples of good fanworks:'''
* A drawing of CWC saying DYKES DYKES CHINA being placed into the "CWC's Second Message" article
* An "artist's depiction" of something we have no pictures of but how it may have looked, i.e. Chris in the mall with his attraction sign, Chris using his "red string of fate", Chris's IRL confrontation with Mary Lee Walsh, [[Fapcup]], etc
* Comics what are actually funny

'''Examples of bad fanworks:'''
* A Sonichu comic depicting how you think Sonichu should have been
* Shitty recolored Sonichu and Rosechu "original characters"
* Your shitty fursona with a Sonichu tail shoved up its ass

to summarise, i think the distinction lies in whether or not it is actually related to ''chris''. there are lots of things related to sonichu, many of which include chris, but are actually disconnected from chris's antics themselves. i don't think these are appropriate for this wiki, and i see their numbers increasing(although i would like to refrain from naming names).

please discuss any changes or clarifications that you wish made, however i would like to implement these new rules by the end of the week. if a user feels their own uploads were, in light of these policy changes, in error then they can remove them now to save the jerkops the trouble of removing them later.

PEACE, AND HAVE A GOOD DAY --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:59, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Just out of curiosity, could we see just what works are and are not on the chopping block? Just so we can see where we stand on this. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:54, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* i guess it might be useful to have a template for that --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:26, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

No. When the purge is complete you will know exactly where you stand. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:07, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Um, does one need any kind of admin status to delete files? I'm trying to figure this out. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:32, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

===Just who decides what's worthy?===
I can get behind the fact that you want this wiki to be about Chris, with his Sonichu works simply being an extension of him. What bothers me is how all this hate coming from users complaining about fan works they simply don't care for. If fan works are removed all together from here, I'd be alright with that. But when someone said "all Sonichu-related works need to go, except the ones I like!" it seems more like favoritism rather than objective policy. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 00:13, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Agreed, though I myself am hardly unbiased. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 00:28, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes, it's almost like this wiki is run by trolls who cae not for your feelings.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Just because we troll Chris doesn't mean we can't deal with each other in a civilized manner. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 02:42, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You don't troll shit, spud. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 02:44, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Can anything be done on this site without creating a shitstorm? This isn't some crusade against drawfags, and it shouldn't be painted as such by EITHER side. The site is about Chris, and the large amount of coverage on his creations is only because they made up such a large part of his life. The CWCki isn't about Sonichu, it's about Chris. Maybe some exceptions can be made, but for now fanworks not directly about Chris need to go. I myself enjoy many, especially Fear and Loathing in CWCville, but unless it is used to successfully troll Chris, it doesn't belong here.
Thing is, we need a peaceful resolution to this. Shit with faggot users and /cwc/ is bad enough, we don't need this to blow up. Maybe exceptional fanworks can be allowed; if not, they can be hosted on DA, or perhaps a site devoted to Sonichu. The artists and fans need to remember that this isn't an attack against their work, it's just policy. Users who want to be active in the execution of this policy need to not be dicks about it, and be responsible about it. It's not "deleting shit one doesn't like," it's removing unnecessary images and articles. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:58, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:Well, like I've said before, I will print out every page, bind it, and mail it to him when I'm finished. Which should be in two weeks or so. If my works are deleted before then, I'm not going to worry too much. In fact, it wouldn't bother me much at all if the entire fan section was removed and all fan art was deleted. I'm just a little put off from the vitriol a lot of the critics are spewing. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
::You think he's going to read it, that's cute. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:36, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Maybe, maybe not, what's the harm in trying? The most it'll cost me is a few bucks in postage. Well, that and the markers. Now I understand why he textwalls so much, those things dry out quick! :P --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

That makes sense. I could totally get on board starting a new site just to host these things. If we do so, though, we need clearly-defined criteria as to what gets to stay. Limiting ourselves to stuff Chris has seen would be fair, but it would need to be absolutely enforced. Which is to say, we couldn't have a page on ''Chris Gets Laid'', excellent though it is, unless he himself responded to it in some way. -[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 03:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You could do that. That's entirely acceptable, as it focuses on Chris and its activities. What you couldn't do is a story about a Sonichu recolor having some dumb adventure while Chris gets laid as a side-story. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 03:37, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Well by those rules, we'd have to delete the page on ''Sonichu Is Dead'', because Chris barely appears in it. We need a single, objective policy for what gets to stay and what doesn't, regardless of quality. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 11:40, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree that there has to be some kind of objective criteria, not just what largely seems to be "Your fic/comic is bad, and you should feel bad, ur a furfag lawl." If you want to cut fics because the Fan section is getting out of hand, fine. Just come up with a standard that makes sense and enforce it. If the "How you think Sonichu should have been" rule is enforced, then the entire fan section will be pretty much gutted. If we go with the "About Chris not Sonichu", well pretty much every fic has Chris' Mary Sue Avatar Combined with his real self on there, so where's the line? Is it IRL Chris, or Comic Chris? [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 16:41, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*That's why I think limiting ourselves to stuff to which Chris has responded makes the most sense. He either did, or he didn't, and there are no shades of grey. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 02:05, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*As I've said elsewhere, I personally think the Fan Works index is more of a hassle than it's worth and we should get rid of it. Clyde has suggested a separate wiki and I think that might be the best solution. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
** I would agree that a second site for fan works would probably be the best course of action. However, I think we should consider keeping notable fanworks (that is, those that Chris has responded to) here on the CWCki. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 17:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
***This site is for things that have trolled Chris, so we should absolutely keep them. However, I notice that lots of things that don't fit those guidelines have survived the purge. Why? --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 15:22, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Re:Examples of bad fanworks ===

Most of the fan works don't seem to fall in any of those categories. Is there something else that's a problem?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, a lot of the admins are just fickle, want things they specifically don't like deleted no matter if there was a good reason or not, and don't seem to realize that trolls don't necessarily have to be asses to anyone and everyone. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 12:35, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* Right. It's that, it has nothing to do with an overwhelming majority of it being some sick fucks fantasy and has virtually or literally nothing to do with Chris. They're just angry, angry DAMN DIRTY SLANDEROUS TROLLS. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:12, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

* To avoid altercations like this, I would delete the index entirely. Simply put, there are other, far more suitable venues to put this, so you won't ever have to lapse into offended rage, or conversely, argue with trolls sticking their 'n***** noses' in your business. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:31, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Dumb suggestion ===

Why couldn't we just grandfather stuff in? --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 12:59, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

=== my suggestion ===

wipe everything and start a new wiki because i'm cutting down everything that's eating up resources. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*people should pay attention to me more. also pay attention to me. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:48, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I like this idea. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 17:00, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

i've been considering moving to a new version of mediawiki, but might as well wait for 1.16 to reach stable. this should go on technical though i guess --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

===Guys===
The admins are at liberty to delete whatever the fuck they don't like. It just so happens they don't like torture porn involving Sonees and Roseys and comics intended to piss Chris off a la Asperchu. I know Asperchu gave you all hope for your fan comics and getting into the annals of troll history, but Asperchu happened because until then no one had attempted anything like it. The way to get into troll history is not to follow in the footsteps of more famous trolls, but to find areas of Chris's psyche no one has prodded before and poke the shit out of them until you get an angry YouTube video. If you really really REALLY still want your fics visible on the internet, make your own Sonichu site for fanworks or join a preexisting one, such as [http://caferosechu.110mb.com/index.html Cafe Rosechu] (which is run by the girl who made Capering Berries). ... As for the underage guro, fucking stop. That's disgusting. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 22:09, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
* What he said. --[[User:Inos|Inos]] 07:58, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

===Looks like you missed something===
Both the [http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/Category:Fear_and_Loathing_in_CWCville|category] and [[Fan talk:Fear and Loathing in CWCville|talk page]] for my crap remains, as well as all the pages I uploaded. I'll take care of it... if someone can tell me how to delete pages. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 22:37, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==Harassment and NPOV==

Recent events have brought up these issues, so let's address them.

First, let's do our best to aim for some semblance of [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|NPOV]]. Things considered by us to be good humored may not be taken that way by others. So yeah, try not to insult other sites, users, etc.

Harassment - yes, there are fuckwits on this wiki. There's fuckwits on any wiki. But don't point it out to them. People need to be able to edit without fear of harassment from others for their users. It's one thing to tell someone they're wrong or being just stupid, it's another to tell them they're now under watch by a group of people with various intents. I really can't ago against Cogs, as she has different ideas how to run the CWCki than I do, and she is the site owner, but please don't harass other users. If they're stupid, just point it out and explain calmly why but telling them they're fuckwits is no way to do it. Srsly, I expect a bit more from you people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

I concur with the statement about NPOV. When i edit articles that's usually what I'm going for. The CWCville article was ridiculous and full of shit that just wasn't the case, as are a great many articles. People making jokes and idle speculation at the expense of reality.

So kids, keep the memes out, and if a facet of Chris' mind or life is an unknown leave it that way instead of inserting your own idle speculation. We're here to document the real CWC (and related fictions about CWC created by the real CWC), not to create our own CWC. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 00:15, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

So, essentially, kill them gently? --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:28, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*I've been thinking that maybe the best solution at this point would be to prohibit any discussion of matters unrelated to Chris and the CWCki, even on your own user page. Thus, many of the members who had been harassed or whatever in the past would probably have never been targeted in the first place. Granted, I would prefer if we didn't have to limit the users right to say what they want, and it would certainly be a pain in the ass to enforce,but could potentially prevent most if not all of the harassment issues. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 21:47, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:*This wouldn't be an entirely bad idea, given that I know Wikipedia has basic rules about user pages, namely it's used to discuss one's contributions to Wikipedia and nothing more. Good thinking.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:18, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
*It might also help if suggesting that we resolve a bureaucratic issue without resulting to namecalling [[User_talk:DrShoggoth|didn't result in vague threats.]] --[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 22:03, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
**agreed. I'm not exactly the biggest contributor on here, but even I've seen Delabonte threatening others for asking him to be a bit less abrasive in his messages, asking why exactly they were in trouble for something, or even not sharing the same opinion as him. Why does this guy get away with it? Also, I don't care if he's "respected by Cogs" as has been said, that doesn't mean he should be allowed to abuse his position, spam angry templates on other people's accounts just because he doesn't like them, and generally treat everyone else like shit. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 00:03, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I agree on this policy. This kind of harassment brings down CWCki's appearance in a whole. It makes us look less like a reputable source on an autistic manchild and more like a restricted community of threatening rep destruction and overenforced rules. There is no need to attack innocents just for casual talk or for living certain lifestyles, it's just plain wrong in general. Delabonte is just a person who feels privileged and like he needs to point out things about people and act like he needs to be a Jr. Mod of sorts. To be frank, this is annoying and just rude. I'm a member of many places, but never once have I done anything like go out and go "OH NO THAT'S NOT FOLLOWING '''MY''' RULES TEMPLATE ''TEMPLATE'' ''' ''TEMPLATE'' '''!" and not a lot of people here have before. It's inappropriate, immature and quite low IQed. So, in conclusion, and tl;dr: Agree with idea, down with empty threated non-mod steam-filled members. --[[User:Eniggy|Sen. John Eniggy, finishing opening statements for case on the Congressional floor]] 04:48, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* Not to be a jackass or anything, but try and keep in mind where you are. This is a website dedicated to trolling an autistic manchild. Many of the people here are involved with other trolling operations and such. Lots of trolls like to target furrys. By ousting yourself as a furry here you're essentially making yourself a black man at a Ku Klux Klan rally. Not saying that all of this harassment should have occurred, but it certainly wasn't unforeseeable to the victims. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 05:36, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::::*ThatMan has nailed why Delabonte and others feel warranted in acting like they do and this is pretty much the justification for some of Cog's and Clyde's actions here. Remember, this is a critical site of Chris, essentially out to troll him, and so you're not going to be attracting the same sort of people to edit as say, Wikipedia. I can talk to Delabonte about shit.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:09, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Actually, I'm not a furry (they scare me, to be quite honest- I'd sooner run through traffic and fling myself off a highway bridge than be one) but the point here, as shown by your post is, is about the exploits of Chris and the trolls who have trolled him, not a place for people to use trolling to vent their anger upon here. I don't support weeabooism, but I also don't support using CWCki as a stress ball. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:47, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree. Also, Chris is a particularly bad furry, so bashing them is arguably part of our mission. We shouldn't get carried away, but I don't think anybody would object to the occasional snippy comment. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 21:43, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

== User pages for banned users ==

Anyone opposed to not having user pages for banned users? Seems to be taking up space and seems sorta silly. I once said something along the lines of "To serve an example" or something but now I think it's just a waste of space. Anyone opposed to deleting user pages of permanently banned user? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:51, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:No objections here. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 23:59, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:Depends on the user. I see no problem in deleting some of IBAGeneva's accounts, but we should keep a couple of examples (maybe between five and ten?).--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] forgot to sign
:I would agree that we should just delete their pages so as to not waste space, but is there any way we could possibly mark that they were banned when their signature is shown on talk pages and stuff like that? I just feel like this would help prevent any potential confusion between users who are banned and users who don't have user pages. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:00, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*A short page about wby they were banned sounds good. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:25, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
::That actually gives me a better idea, maybe their could be a page of banned users, with notes showing the reason for why they were banned. When a user is banned, their userpage could just be a redirect to this page.--[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 05:20, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:::fuck what I was about to say, the best balance between saving space and giving good examples of what not to do would probably be to do what ThatMan suggested. ThatMan, you have done a great service for the operation of the CWCki. I salute you, good sir. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:22, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
*Well that settles it. People, you have 24 hours to make a page (in the CWCki namespace) with a list of banned users and their rationale. In 24 hours, I will delete all the banned user userpages.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*I'll do what I can. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:26, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*My lord, it is [[CWCki:Banned_Users|done.]] --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:28, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==

I think the usage of them is getting a bit out of control.

As I see it:
# unless you have a very convincing reason why a userbox should be on the main namespace, it really should be on a user's subpage.
# we get rid of some of the categories of of userboxes - it's handy to know which CWCki users are also PVCC members, it's not quite as important to know which CWCki users practice martial arts.

Thoughts? Any justifications why we should keep userboxes as they are? Personally I'm tempted to say that we should make user boxes as part of one's user subpage or at least remove the categories for most of these.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:17, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think they need to be culled. Specifically, the ones that don't have anything to do with Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:37, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::Either way is fine. They're not exactly a big part of the site. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:18, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:Sorry about that. I'll keep my own userbox whoring under control. Just thought I was [[fail|being clever]] at making more Chris jokes. (Keep in mind that I didn't add all those userboxes indicating race/gender/and religion, though I did modify the one for my own race.
:But I think the "Armchair psychologist" could be kept for some practical use, like a <s>barnstar</s> award for those who have contributed much analysis of Chris's mindset. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 16:57, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::I just want to say here that armchair psychologists are not why we are here. We are here to document Chris, not theorise on his mindset. That stuff is okay in tiny doses but if you plan on doing it so often that you want a box for it, go to [[/cwc/]].--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:58, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think Nationality might be useful, if only to establish about what time said user would be active. But stuff like cats, or naive, etc. have no practical use. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:54, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: Why not just have time zone stamps then? Honestly I've thought that these userboxes were stupid for a while, glad to see I'm not alone in that. Honestly only a select few of them really seem necessary. Other than ones related to staff positions held by certain members and perhaps something useful such as what Bill Lumberg brought up, none of them really serve any meaningful purpose. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 00:31, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:::*Obviously not all of them have to be useful, as some of them are just fun and a way to encourage people to edit the CWCki. A time zone stamp would be good, though the nationality userboxes tend to be more flavorful (i.e. it's funnier to say something about the fact you're an American than you live in GMT -5). Some could in theory be useful - if you're a drawfag, then people can ask you to draw stuff for articles and whatnot.
::::Problem people are having is that people are getting carried away - do people really need to know you're a Zoroastiarian? Do people need to know you're a weaboo who's into manga moreso than anime? I think in general, we need to work on making pages, in the style of Wikipedia, serve as a way of describing one's contributions ''to the CWCki,'' not just a "about yourself" page.
::::There's nothing wrong with the userboxes, like I said, it's people getting carried away is what seems to be troubling.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:08, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::So where do we draw the line? I think that's the real problem; there's no set limit to what the userboxes should be for. Having "flavorful" userboxes tends to be a gray area that needs some definition. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:18, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
* It should be pretty simple: keep the nationality boxes, Warrior, Observer, and the like, and the awards. We don't need to know if you're straight or gay or if you're Christian or atheist. We just need where you're from, and what you're doing here. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:10, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

==Fuckwit Alert template ==

I propose we remove the Fuckwit Alert userbox or whatever it's called. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:24, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:*I am happy to do the removing myself--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:29, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::Sounds like a good idea, go for it [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 03:22, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::Ronichu, you can't remove shit here. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:46, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
{{Quote|It's one thing to tell someone they're wrong or being just stupid, it's another to tell them they're now under watch by a group of people with various intents. I really can't ago against Cogs, as she has different ideas how to run the CWCki than I do, and she is the site owner, but please don't harass other users.|Champthom, on this very page.}}
Now obviously I'm not a admin or a Jerkop or PVCC or anything, but it seems to me that the fuckwit alert template causes way more problems than it solves.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:13, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

User:Beat/Sandbox

2010-07-27T12:31:45Z

Beat: re re re re re writing

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|''MR'' [[America]]n box art]]

'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it's close.

In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Animal Crossing|children's games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game.

==Chris's ModNation career==
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.

It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little of a [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some [[Rage|tard-rage]] present).

==Beta screen caps==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
</gallery>
</center>

==Post-Beta creations==

It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ''ModNation Racers'' is no exception. The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking an interest in ''Hot Wheels'' toys. How very mature.

{{collapsible
|Chris's ModNation Creations
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]]
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]]
File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]]
File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]]
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]]
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too!
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]]
File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|Still more Hot Wheels
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|You get the idea
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|[[Homo]]wagon?
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] Nintendo Wiimote
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| Au "Naturel"
</gallery>}}

==See also==

*[[Fan:Sonichu Racers]]

==External links==

*[http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile]

[[Category:Video Games]]