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Rocky Shoemaker

2012-03-04T03:07:42Z

Bentduck:

{{quote|Rocky offers me advice for most general things for counsoling [sic]. I can't say all of the things she has helped me with off of the top of my head, aside from the recent thinking of myself as [[retarded]]|Chris explains how Rocky helps him<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 22]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|She's a troll herself. If she was really trying to help Chris, she could help Barb and Bob as well. But she didn't. Her priority has always been to pursue trolls in lieu of helping Chris. She had this motivation from day one. "I'm trolling you back" pretty much sums up Rocky.|[[Ivy]]'s view<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>}}

[[File:Rockypicture.JPG|thumb|Rocky Shoemaker]]

'''Rochelle "Rocky" Shoemaker''' is a pastoral counselor (actual title - "Assistant Pastor for Care Ministries") at the [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], who advised [[Chris]] on several matters, going as far back as the [[Miyamoto Saga]].

==Biography==
In the year of Our Lord [[2009]], she brought about the end of the [[Ivy]] Saga, by pushing Chris to go to the police about Ivy. This wasn't the first time she wanted to call the cops, either - [[Julie]] and [[PandaHalo]] have both incurred her wrath in the past.

The last straw came in the form of [[Joshua Martinez]], aka [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who tried to swindle some money out of Chris by trading him a [[PSP]]. After that, Shoemaker made [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barb]] contact the cops. The agreement was that the cops would only be involved in the Joshua matters, as they were dealing with the trolls on their own terms. However, Rocky blindsided Bob and Barb and brought up Ivy and the trolls with the cops. She even had them try to find Ivy and even managed to get a background check on her and came up with nothing. <ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The_end]]</ref>

In a [[IRC (23 July 2009)|July 2009 IRC Chat]] Chris, believing that he had entered the chat incognito (although the trolls had in fact instantly seen through his false identity), suggested that the trolls force him to [[Chris and sex|rape]] Rocky. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. The fact that she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her sanity.


==The ultimate white knight?==
Rocky Shoemaker might be the only person in the world who is genuinely concerned about Christian's well-being. Judging by her approval of the [[Love Quest]], it can be inferred that she supports Christian's desire for [[china]].

Despite saving him from the wiles of Joshua Martinez and [[Clyde Cash]], it seems as though Rocky is ineffective at making an impact in Christian's life where it really matters - namely his [[Homos|bigotry]], [[Chris and his Ego|selfishness]], [[Chris and death|total disregard for others]], [[Chris and health|gluttony]], and [[Chris and anger|rage]].

One can usually spot her hand in affairs if Chris begins to display common sense. It is generally believed that she was behind Chris's attempt to quit the internet forever on 21 March 2010, as the video was made on a Sunday. Chris likely meets with her on Thursdays and Sundays, as he suddenly developed basic pattern recognition skills long enough to catch one troll on 29 April and smoke out [[Sydney Contacts|another]] on 1 May (though he may have simply gotten both mixed up with [[Jackie]]).

Chris insists that Rocky is a better counselor than a professional psychologist, and seems to uncritically accept whatever she says.

==Interaction with trolls==

[[File:Rocky.png|thumb|Rocky Shoemaker in her younger days]]

In a monumental display of ill-judgment, Rocky provided a great deal of information about Chris's home life to a troll posing as a court-appointed psychiatrist during [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] in the run-up to his scheduled [[28 October 2011|court appearance]] in [[December 2011]]. During this call it was revealed that [[Bob]] had been quarantined for bug bites shortly before his death, and that [[14 Branchland Court]] is so badly infected that Chris is forced to stay in [[Chris's Room|his room]] to avoid being bitten himself.

==See also==
*[[Chris and religion]]
*[[Chris and sex]]

== Sources ==
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2012-03-04T03:05:19Z

Bentduck: Rocky's younger years

Rocky's younger years

Talk:Tomgirl Pictures

2011-05-02T02:02:05Z

Bentduck: /* Congratulations */

In case anyone's wondering, the images are called "TG#" because TomGirl. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
* '''MY EYES!''' CAN NOT UNSEE! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

Is there ANY backstory to this?!? What I don't understand is that he 1) went into PUBLIC wearing this stuff (there's a picture of him at his mall) and 2) It looks like he shaved his underarms in one or two pictures...WHY?! Dear God why?! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:26, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
* Pretty sure he always shaved his underarms. I don't know why I know that. --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 19:38, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:I guess you don't understand hygiene, 4Macie. That's besides esthetics. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:02, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*Yes but A. This is Chris, hygiene is a foreign word to him and B. Its aesthetics. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:35, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
:The article could use some clarification as to what the hell is going on here. There's gotta be some sort of story behind this. What's the deal? This is some of Chris's weirdest antics yet. Just when you think the lulcow ran dry... [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 19:42, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

Note that both ears are pierced, not just the gay ear (see: cucumbers on eyes pic). Also, that's his real hair and the images aren't censored; he's wearing a g-string. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: Are they really pierced or are they those clip on/magnet ones?? Is there anyway we can tell?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:: They're real. Trust me. If they were clip ons, there would be more of an indent. I'm also pretty sure that clip ons are bigger. The ones I had as a kid certainly were, and I was pretty into those things. [[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 20:08, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::: That would make sense...I bet the ring/hoop ones are fake though, there's no hole for them in other pictures (unless he got them later). And why are they so oddly placed?? They aren't on the lobe like they should be...unless they've changed where they put them now (I got mine when I was 7). Or...could he have done them himself??? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:::: They are real. Also, I'm not aware of any way to have a stud clip-on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 20:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
*At this point, he's gotta be fucking with us. He wants to gross us out, so we don't bother him. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 20:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: You think he pierced his ears to get us to leave him alone? [[User:PeachyKeen|PeachyKeen]] 20:20, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

He's using a real camara to take his picture in some of these, that's unusual. I wonder what the poor guy who had to develop them was thinking. O_o [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

This is probably a long shot, however I really think he did this for a girl. Most likely a girl who liked to dress up as a guy and wanted Chris to do the same. Or it's a really, really good troll. Either way, whoever made him do this is really good at what they do, because these pictures are FUCKING DISGUSTING. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 20:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: [[:File:TG3.jpg|"...when the government fears the people, there is liberty"]]. I'm sure this new heartsweet has her Guy Fawkes mask ready. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 02:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
* Let me tell you something, and like I said, this really isn't really the place to say it. But nonetheless, whenever I try to rationalize what Chris does, I usually get disappointed because the simple fact of the matter is - Chris is just fucked up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

The saddest thing about all this is that this didn't even suprise me in the slightest, I wasn't even mildly shocked to see Chris in drag, or even with a sock on his flacid manhood. --[[User:Gustofwind|Gustofwind]] 21:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: many are saying it isn't a sock...it's a g-string. You can't see the strings holding it up because of his gut roll over but when he does the picture of his butt, you can see the black thong part in the crack.....if you REALLY want to look that is. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

Goddaemnd monkey-assed hell. Well, what do we do with this page? Start describing shit? In fuckin' ''detail''?! It could stand as is, like the CWCki's own personal 'shock page'...--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:00, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

INFO, somebody has it. Where are the pictures from? Did he upload them somewhere? Or is it old stuff made public by trolls? --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:It's all recent and Clyde got it by hacking Chris' PSN. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 22:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::Excellent, this, coupled with the PSN being down, is probably the best chance we'll get at him returning. --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::PSN has been offline for a week all because of these photos, spread the word [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 22:15, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:::In the meantime, someone try to find an appropreate picture of King Hippo from the Captain N cartoon; he also crossdresses, and he's also a fat, useless, discolored retard.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:17, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

In some of these, he looks uncannily like a fat version of Buffalo Bill. [[User:Vulture-chan|Vulture-chan]] 22:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

I was about to ask if the PSN take down made him go further down the crazy hole o_o [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:Chris has been at this a while, and you can tell because growing out hair takes a while. The PSN going down was coincidence. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 00:49, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
I also love the claims that he is "straight". Yeah, Chris is as "straight" as a circle >_> [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:34, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: Circle? Try "ampersand." --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:25, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

here's something everybody should think about: chris is wearing his mom's clothes. i mean surely he didn't pay for any of this shit when there are MOUNTAINS of free clothes blocking up whole rooms of his house. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 00:36, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
:Already wore his mum's underwear that one time. Wouldn't be a new thing for him. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 01:19, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

I wonder if Bob has caught this yet. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 05:08, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

*Guys, please, remember - this page is [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|not a forum]]. Srsly, I told you fuckers that that ModNation Racer character wasn't Crystal.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

Anyone with some solid info about this? Do this is a new saga? Who asked him to dress that way? Do we got any metadata linked to the picture so we can have time/date info? This is the best update for months and we got so little info on it. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:00, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*I can talk to Tito about getting the raw images so we can get some metadata behind these.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:24, 30 April 2011 (PDT)
*Could he be trying to be Crystal the Imaginary Twin sister? He tends to stick to the stripey clothing and jeans, which is pretty much what she wore [[User:PoppyPink|PoppyPink]] 00:24, 30 April 2011 (GMT)

*This is pure speculation, but do you think it's Mic, the one girl he talked about in the Autism Tutorial?--[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 07:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

The updates are few an far between, but when they come, they are fascinating. I especially like how the Sailor Moon poster is in some of the the pics. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 17:45, 29 April 2011 (PDT)

This is going to kill Bob. Chris has evolved into a Snorlax. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 04:01, 30 April 2011 (PDT)

== Disturbing revelation ==

*[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG19.jpg This pic] raises several disturbing things. First off, If you look in the background, you see the journey's sign. Why does this matter you ask?
[http://www.simon.com/mall/MallDirectoryPrint.aspx?id=117 Fashion Square Mall Directory]
Journey's in the section labeled G on the map. Right near exact center of the mall, meaning he walked around like that near small children. It also explains where he might have picked up everything, for the women's Belk is right around the corner. The disturbing part is he walked around the mall a hop skip and a jump from where I work! And before you ask, no I didn't see him drag. Side note, he is wearing his ring again, see [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG5.jpg this pic]. Also, there is a piercing pagoda in the mall. In summation, he got pierced, did up and bought his tranny clothes all in the mall most likely. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
: Is [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG3.jpg this sign] somewhere in the mall? Is this part of some sort of cross-dressing awareness event, and is Chris just taking part? [[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 22:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
**It looks like the chalkboard Chris drew on in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]], which is in Charlottesville. That doesn't look like Chris's handwriting, so I think it's safe to assume he has a new, masculine gal-pal. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 10:25, 30 April 2011 (PDT)

== Info? ==

Is there ANY background to this? Like: where did he get the term "TomGirl" and why does he think it means to dress up like a girl? (aka: this is cross-dressing...not being a "TomGirl") I guess it was said that this was hacked off his PS3 (PSN)..but WHY was it there in the first place?? He obviously took them for someone...he wouldn't have taken pictures of himself in drag if it was solely for his own viewing...would he??? I guess..
TL;DR: Is there any information about this??? Someone has to know something! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:45, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
* Well [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomgirl Wikipedia] Explains a tomgirl is a reverse tomboy, a guy who acts girly, a femboi in essence is a tomgirl. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 21:06, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
::Hmmm...well that's a start. Though I think Chris took this one a little too far for it to still be "TomGirl"ish... Now we just need the WHY I guess. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:11, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
:::For the love of fuck just shut up and wait for the inevitable infodump that will explain everything.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:28, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
::::*True, though pretty much what's going on has already been explained by [[Tito]] [http://789chan.org/cwc/res/53442.html here]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:19, 30 April 2011 (PDT)

*Sweet merciful Jesus, he..he finally snapped, or he finally accepted it, just...wow. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 21:32, 30 April 2011 (PDT)

== Preexisting gender determination issues ==

There is so fucking much up with this guy I don't even know where to start, but cross-dressing is the tip of the fucking iceberg here. CWC genuinely has no masculine features except his receding hairline, and his fat distribution and build are very effeminate. (Not feminine - he looks androgynous leaning away from male.) The club-dick might be the result of hypospadias (extra dick hole for a partially to fully separate urethra, as in women) corrected by some inept hillbilly doctor, which is an indicator for a variety of sex-determination issues. Kleinfelter's (XXY sex chromosomes) is coincident with it and a variety of mental conditions, including ASD, although he'd be outside of the normal range of intelligence for the syndrome.

The thing here is to compare Chris to relatively masculine fatasses. Moobs that size on masculine men are usually accompanied by a pretty big stomach, and while CWC's breasts are obviously almost 100% the result of fat distribution, a massive amount of his excess fat is in typically female areas, i.e. hips, thighs, ass, etc.

The other side of the coin is that CWC has a lot of the features of abandoned or half-hearted male feminization - box tits with flat, weird nipples; an extremely protruberant but generally formless ass; the general fat and body pattern of a long post-menopause woman. In short, these people look like the Snorlax (as CWC has begun to) because, like her, the last major influence on their secondary sexual features is still high estrogen levels that are no longer significant enough to have a major effect.
Other relevant features of male-to-female transition, either medically or anecdotally ubiquitous, are the softening of body hair, the mild regrowth of scalp hair, emotional upheaval, sexual dysfunction, and massive mood swings. The last three of those are also attributable to testosterone therapy in patients with previously low testosterone levels.

I'm not saying I'm sure there's some kind of congenital or external source of hormone problems for sure, but it seems pretty likely to me that either he was on testosterone for a brief period in response to an indifferent puberty from some sexual condition (possibly explaining his sudden and totally incomplete sexual awakening at 16) or he was, at some point between then and now, medicated with anti-androgens or even some kind of low-level female hormone regimen, either clinically or domestically. (There are reasons that were then and are partially now considered medically reasonable for doing that - chemical castration, for one, for instance when a poorly-managed autistic teenager develops a raging and violently-ideated libido - but God only knows why things happen under that fucking roof.)

TL,DR: Chris might have girl parts and either his parents fucked with his endocrine system at a young age or things with his new boyfriend-free heartsweet are going to get weirder before they make perfect sense.
I've been suspicious of this since his first nudes went up, and this is just icing on the cake. And if you guys think he's a lulcow while he's trying to be a man...

:nah he's just a dumb fatty -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 02:41, 1 May 2011 (PDT)
::I have to agree with Acousticvirgin on this. While your theory is quite interesting...most of this can be explain just by looking at Chris and his family. Chris's family had him at a really old age. His mom was almost in menopause and his father was already a senior citizen. The father at such an old age could be a factor in Autism (it's a scientific theory) and his mother having him so close to menopause could be the reason for any hormonal imbalance (it's a scientific fact that when women are older when a child is born that hormonal imbalances can occur, ESPECIALLY if that older woman doesn't take the prenatal vitamins...). The fat distribution of Chris can be explain by either the hormonal imbalance or by the fact that he doesn't really move all the much, much less work out (or both combined). If you look at pictures of him in his HighSchool years he's a LOT thinner...most likely due to a high metabolism since he didn't work out and wasn't in sports. With his age he's either lost that metabolism or he's out-eating it, either is a possibility. The fact that he doesn't work out at all and doesn't really move around all that much means that there's going to be limited muscles there and much more fat. His arms are skinny because men usually don't get a whole bunch of fat there; his legs are kinda chunky, but men get that too. His butt, gut, and thighs are fat simply because that's where the fat goes. Now, the manboobs. Some men get moobs whether or not they have some gender issue...Chris on the other hand has a set that is way too big to be normal. This could be because of the hormonal imbalance from birth, OR because he doesn't work that muscle out at all. Most men do some form of exercise for that muscle whether or not they go to the gym. They lift things, they carry things, or just daily movement will work out the pectorals for men. The fact that this particular muscle gets NO exercise or movement from Chris could mean that the pectorals are much more fat than muscle. His sexual inexperience until 16 can be explained by parenting and by his autism. His parents never had any reason to discuss his puberty with him so he never really understood sex or masturbation until he saw it in a movie, and now that he does, he still only does it 1 or 2 times a week...quite abnormal for a boy/man from puberty to about 40 years old (age after puberty varies of course). Some autistics are asexual and never have sex throughout their lives because they don't understand sex nor do they really understand/want any kind of romantic relationship. The fact that Chris wants one so badly means nothing; he's shown that he doesn't really understand relationships and treats them like a 8 year old would. ===> TL,DR: Chris's parents had him at too old an age, that along with the fact that he's overweight and doesn't work out at all has made him who he is today... and more likely than not...it'll only get worse. (These pictures show an increased weight since the last time we've seen him; especially in the face and chest.) And Chris wants sex just because he doesn't want the title VIRGIN, he really has no sex drive.--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:17, 1 May 2011 (PDT)
:::Now, we have to remember that Chris is very simple. When he had to choose between his console and his galpal, and he chose the galpal, he demanded to have the consol as well, because he did the right thing. Just like in the movies. Chris doesn't necessarily understand love or attraction, he merely knows that relationship is a good thing, and it should be desired. In his simple mind, a relationship with a woman means perfect, neverending happiness that will fix all his problems. [[User:Vergilius|Vergilius]] 13:08, 1 May 2011 (PDT)

== Congratulations ==

Congratulations Chris (Or should I say Christina) You have finally come to terms with your sexuality and gender issues. The road ahead may still be windy but at least now you can be happy its the right track. I've never seen you so happy and content and this all of your doing. no manipulation here.

You might find love now that you have found yourself.

Go forth my Child.
--[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 19:02, 1 May 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Tomgirl Pictures

2011-05-02T02:01:38Z

Bentduck: /* Congratulations */ new section

File talk:Kroger sighting.jpg

2010-11-13T20:27:11Z

Bentduck:

Kroger's does sell Hungry Man dinners. I know the ones near me here in Richmond, VA are starting to remodel. And they also sell Sushi & sake. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 09:11, 11 November 2010 (PST)
*Shouldn't it be noted that this is probably some way to take advantage of eating for free on Veterans day? This is going on Speculation.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 11:47, 11 November 2010 (PST)
** Anyone else disturbed at this? I'm for mocking the stuff he releases or when he makes a public idiot out of himself, but randomly taking pictures of him when he's sitting around doing nothing is kinda pushing it. [[User:Supersheep|Supersheep]] 19:29, 11 November 2010 (EST)
***Seconded. Really, everything is a bit much. Having a wiki with srs bsns rules is too much. Transcribing his every word is too much. Pretty much everyone here really takes shit too far. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:35, 11 November 2010 (PST)
****WELCOME TO THE CWCKI HAVE FUN LOLOLOL -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 16:45, 11 November 2010 (PST)
****I forgot the CWCki's motto was "WHERE NO SHIT IS TO MINOR (Except when we doccument Chris in the wild, that's just taking it too far)". --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 17:40, 11 November 2010 (PST)
*I just realized this is the first update on Chris since the Manchester 10 year High School reunion occurred (November 08, 2010)... did he go, or what? --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 02:54, 12 November 2010 (PST)
*Is this photo nessescarily achieving something? I mean, we have a ton of pictures of Chris, and this one is very poor quality, not to say it's worthless, it's just that it dosent feel like it's needed. --[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 14:35, 12 November 2010 (PST)
**When you're addicted to cocaine, you'll always try to snort the empty wrapper when you don't have anything else available. Or maybe that's chocolate i duno lulz XD [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:04, 12 November 2010 (PST)
***It is a rare sighting of the manchild in the wild! Outside the confines of the dungeon on Branchland Ct. [[User:Mr Pants|Mr Pants]] 16:43, 12 November 2010 (PST)

*Enough material here to warrent an article me thinks. ''WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR''--[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 12:27, 13 November 2010 (PST)

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2010-11-13T20:26:56Z

Bentduck:

Template:Picture of the now

2010-10-25T15:01:45Z

Bentduck:

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Listen, and understand. [[Chris]] is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are his [[sweetheart]].

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A Sonichu Day

2010-10-10T10:58:23Z

Bentduck:

"'''A Sonichu Day'''" is a video uploaded on 24 [[December 2009]] in which [[Chris]] uses [[Lego]]-block minifigures to act out a cutesy-wutesy short play involving [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|screechy-voiced brood]]. It is the first major Lego-based production Chris has released (or been goaded to release) since [[The City of Cwicville Tour!]] in the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|DVD]]. Keen observers may note that in the intervening years, despite years of improving his [[Chris and art|art skills]], Chris has completely lost his ability to make stop-motion animations. His [[writing]] is as abysmal as ever, and shows no sign of any planning having gone into the video. As for [[camerawork]], he doesn't seem to realize that his camera can't focus on figures held about an inch from the lens. The "stage" of the play is the cover of [[Sonichu 9]] (or a copy thereof), showing that Chris can't even treat his own work with care or respect.

It is also worth noting that he thinks people spend their days doing "chores", and most of the "chores" he makes reference to in this video he has likely never once done, considered doing, or seen done in his lifetime, and has probably only heard of them from his parents or the television. Chris, through not having a job, also fails to understand that the majority of the population do not spend their days doing chores. How many times a week can Sonichu mow the grass anyway?

Also of note is the fact that, if this much crime and general disarray happens in the city of [[CWCville]] in a normal day, the city has to be an absolute hellhole uninhabitable by all but the stupidest- oh wait, it's CWCville.

In this video we learn that on an average day, Sonichu gets up at 5 a.m. (and Rosechu even earlier, as a [[sweetheart|dutiful wife]] should) for no apparent reason. Probably because Chris's [[biological clock]] is so confused that he has no idea when most functional members of society get up. Even the kids get the school bus at 5:00.

This film reveals the unremitting Hell that is Sonichu's existence. The sum total activity of an average day in his life has him battle clichés whilst surrounded by mouth-breathing spackers.

Sonichu's role as a father is particularly emphasized in this video with dialogue like "Cuz he's a [[pedofork|big daddy]].... [[rape|He can take care of his children like that....]]" Chris is clearly fantasizing about maturity and reliability, which he [[Bob|erroneously]] believes to come with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|fatherhood]]. This is similar to how little girls play "mother and daughter" with baby dolls as a way of making adulthood (and eventual parenthood) into a game, and therefore, non-threatening. Except that Chris is almost thirty, and really should be well past that by now.

One of Chris's all-time most disturbing videos. Seriously, it's almost ten minutes of a grown man playing with Lego blocks and doing exaggeratedly-childlike voices. In the parlance of our times: someone had better phone Chris Hansen.

==Video==

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| name = A Sonichu Day
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| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 24 December 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Random-access humor|Comedy]], [[Image:Crazy.png]] [[Autism|Crazy]]
| Shirt = [[Image:YellowRedStripe.png]] Traffic Light
| previous = [[20 December 2009]]
| next = [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===

Hello, [[fans]]! This here is a day in the life of Sonichu, using my Lego mini-figs, Sonichu and Rosechu obviously, among what other characters that will be made- that will be made introduced in the future- in the further of this- development of this video.

Okay so, start of the day, yeah, Sonichu's just getting up and Rosechu's in the [[Women's Rights|kitchen fixing breakfast]]. [[biological clock|It's about, uh, 5 AM.]] Yeah.

[''At this point, Chris starts acting out a story with his Legos, much like a 10-year-old might. Sonichu is voiced in Chris's normal voice, and Rosechu is voiced in a [[homos|gay]] falsetto.'']

'''Sonichu:''' Good morning, honey, how's it going?

'''Rosechu:''' Oh, pretty good, honey, you know, I'm just making breakfast for the childrens and y'all. Here, just have a seat and it'll be ready in a bit.

'''Sonichu:''' Okay.

'''Rosechu:''' Hm. Hm. Let me see if the children are up, uhhh. Christine, Robbie, Cera! Y'all awake?

[''Chris moves 3 single Lego blocks into frame. Two are red, presumably representing Christine and Cera. The last one is yellow, and apparently represents Robbie. He voices the children in an extremely annoying "cute" falsetto.'']

'''Christine & Cera:''' Yeah, w'up, mommy. W'up. Mommy. Yeah.

'''Robbie:''' Hey, daddy! How you doin'?

'''Sonichu:''' Hi, son! How're you- I'm doing good, what you up to?

'''Robbie:''' Oh, I had fun in a dweeam. [[Chris and English|We had da funny a dweeam]]. [''Annoying laugh''] I'm playing catch with Cera, [''Sonichu kicks Robbie in the face''] and then she said- then- I lost the ball. We went to go get the ball. And then some danger happened and I got lost. You know. But she saved me. [[Fail|Yaaay]]!

'''Sonichu:''' [''Obviously disinterested''] Okay, that's good.

'''Rosechu:''' [''Chris accidentally uses his own voice here.''] Hey, Cera.

'''Cera:''' Hey, mommy. What's a goin'?

'''Rosechu:''' I'm doing—yeah we're doing good, right? Breakfast bill be ready in a bit so have a seat.

[''Chris turns the Rosechu figure to the other red piece.''] Hi, Christine.

'''Christine:''' Hi, Mommy. Hmm. I took a look in the mirror-m this morning and I was wondering, why am I so beautiful?

'''Rosechu:''' [''Said matter-of-factly in Chris's voice, in an obvious display of parental favoritism''] Maybe because you're shiny Rosey.

'''Christine:''' Oh, yeah. And that's why I'm purple instead of pink, which is your color. Cuz I'm a shining Rosey.

[''It should be noted that the block Chris is using to represent Christine is red.'']

'''Narrator:''' Okay, so anyway the family has breakfast together. [''Chris makes a horrifying "Om nom nom" esque sound, while mashing the blocks together at a table that only exists in his fevered mind.''] And the school bus arrives for the children. Yeah, so the three little kids go on the school bus. [''Chris makes a horn noise.'']

'''Rosechu:''' Oh! Bus is here, time to go to school!

'''Children:''' Okay, yay! Bye-bye mommy and daddy, see y'all later, we love y'all.

'''Sonichu:''' Ahh, y'all be get- y'all be safe.

'''Narrator:''' Okay. [''Chris slides Sonichu forwards, dropping him in the process.''] So then we go to chores.

'''Rosechu:''' Okay, yes, so I've got a few chores to do today.

'''Sonichu:''' Alright, lay 'em on- alright, tell me about them, honey. I'll do- I'll help you with them.

'''Rosechu:''' Alright, let's see, gotta clean out the gutters, uh, windows need to be washed, uhh, vacuuming, uhh, scrub the floor in the bathroom... Hm. I'll do half the- I'll do half the list, if you do the other half.

'''Sonichu:''' Sure, what do you want me to do?

'''Rosechu:''' Umm... Yeah, uhh, how about you clean the gutters, and uh, wash the windows. Uh, you did the lawn yesterday.

'''Sonichu:''' I know, I still got some grass stains in my s-quills. Heh.

'''Rosechu:''' Yeah. Hmm. If you could do the vacuuming, that'd be great. Umm... Yeah, I-I'll wa—I'll wash some dishes, I'll scrub the bathroom floor and, uh... [''Long pause, as Chris tries to come up with more engaging conversation.''] Gert and uh, did I already mention vacuuming?

'''Sonichu:''' I think you probably already did.

'''Rosechu:''' Oh, well, anyway let's go do that later. We'll just do that.

[''Chris waves the two figures around, and recites a strange chant, possibly implying that Sonichu and Rosechu do their housework by levitating and crying out to wicked pagan gods.'']

'''Rosechu:''' Oh, wait, all the chores are done!

'''Sonichu:''' That's good. Huh. Oh, and look at this, I got- I got just enough time before my usual run to town for the- to see if there are any dangers about. You want to [[Sex|do anything]] in particular?

'''Rosechu:''' Oh sure, how about if you and I, we play ''Dance Dance Revolution''? Or maybe we go do some Wii—that, or maybe some other Wii sport? [''humorously, it sounds like Rosechu says "Or maybe we go do some weed?"'']

'''Sonichu:''' That sounds like fun.

[''Chris shouts "Beep Beep!"'']

'''Sonichu:''' Uh oh! My cell phone! Yello? What's that? It's a robbery!? You need me there to help get the pri- to get the the robber outta there so you can- so these people being help captives can be safe? Alright, be right there CWCville bank. I gotta go, honey, duty calls.

'''Rosechu:''' Okay, well, be safe. We love you.

'''Sonichu:''' I love you, too.

[''Chris moves both figures off camera''] Okay. Alright so, Sonichu's dashing to the rescue! [''Chris drags the Sonichu figure across the surface a few times, and provides awful [[Chris and music|a capella background music]].''] Da-da-da-da-da zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom! But on the way, uh-oh! There's-what's this!? Little gir- uh-oh, there's a little- there's a girl in trouble.

'''Girl:''' Help, help, help!

'''Sonichu:''' What's the matter, little girl?

'''Girl:''' My cat's stuck up a tree!

'''Sonichu:''' [''Apparently under the belief that an inconveniently stuck kitty is somehow more important than several human lives''] No problem, I'll get it!

[''Suddenly blessed with the power of flight, as foreshadowed by his and Rosechu's shamanistic housekeeping rituals, Sonichu rockets skyward. He shortly returns with what might be a cat.'']

'''Sonichu:''' Here you go. Here's your cat. Pretty cat.

'''Girl:''' Thank you. Pretty k-little kitty, yeah. Kitty kitty cat.

'''Sonichu:''' Hi, I gotta go. See you later. Bye now.

'''Girl:''' Bye.

[''Chris resumes his retarded "Zoom Zoom" routine, then starts making siren noises, as Sonichu reaches his destination.'']

'''Sonichu:''' Uh-oh.

'''Fire Chief:''' There's a fire! There's fire!

'''Sonichu:''' Fire Chief! Uh-oh... Fire Chief, what's the matter? How many people we got left in the fi—how many people are left in the fire there?

'''Fire Chief:''' Uhh, looks like we got a few little more people left. We need to get 'em down.

'''Sonichu:''' You—yous—don't worry; I'll go get 'em.

[''With ''zoop'' noises interspersed throughout as each victim is fetched'']

'''Sonichu:''' There's a girl. There's an old—there's an old man. There's a nice lady. There's another girl. Uhh, I think that's—is that, uhh—I think that's all of them. Are there any more?

'''Fire Chief:''' Uhh, yeah, I think you cleared 'em all out.

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, cool. I'm going out-I gotta go. I got my own errands to run.

'''Narrator:''' Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. Zoom. Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom... [''sigh, followed by indistinguishable sounds''] Hang on one- one- I'm thinking. Oh, yeah.

'''Fred:''' Ahh.

'''Sonichu:''' Heh, what's the matter, Fred?

'''Fred:''' Ahh, I was deliverin' the mail. My tire went out. I can't... deliver the mail now. I don't wanna be late.

'''Sonichu:''' No problem; I got it covered. I'll deliver the mail for ya.

[''Chris makes tornado noises for a few seconds while the mail is "delivered", inspiring the question of why CWCville would need a mail carrier in the first place'']

'''Sonichu:''' There ya go. Finished your course. Sorted out everything.

'''Fred:''' Ah. Thanks, man. You're a big—thanks, man. You're a big help.

'''Sonichu:''' Alright.

'''Narrator:''' Alright....

[''More zooming noises'']

'''Narrator:''' The bank! We are now at the bank! Here's the police car—here's the police car, with the policeman.

'''Sonichu:''' Alright, Constable, what's [[da update]]?

'''Constable:''' Well, da robber's in dere. ...Robber's in dere. He got everybody at—got everybody at gunpoint...Need you to go—need you go into... air duct... and, uhh... and shock the, uhh, robber... save the people.

'''Sonichu:''' Okay.

'''Robber:''' Alright... we ready?

[''The robber continues to babble in Chris's native tongue'']

'''Sonichu:''' Not so fast! [''noises of Sonichu electrocuting the robber'']

'''Robber''' Ahh! Thunderbolt! Ehhh! I'm paralyzed, I can't move! I can't even boom-boom the trigger!

'''Sonichu:''' I saved the day! Alright, ladies... and gentlemen, everybody can free.

'''Ladies... and Gentlemen:''' Yay!

'''Sonichu:''' [''presumably to the constable''] Alright, then-

[''jump-cut to a later scene'']

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, so I finished saving—okay, so it's like I saved the day, so... I will scatter around town, see if there any more trouble.

[''whooshing sounds, followed by Sonichu's steam engine ringtone'']

'''Sonichu:''' Oh. Yes, Rosey? What's up?

'''Rosechu:''' Hey, honey, listen, the school bus broke down. Would you mind run—gettin'—fetching the children and bringing them home?

'''Sonichu:''' Sure, no problem; I'll go pick 'em up.

[''zooming sounds'']

'''Child:''' Hi, Dad-addy! [''nearly incomprehensible''] Mr. Bus bwoke down. Wiyu, pwease, take us home?

'''Sonichu:''' Kids, hop on.

'''Children:''' Yee!

'''Narrator:''' [''in the form of a melodic serenade''] Gonna put the bay... Gonna carry all three. Gonna carry all three in his hands. 'Cuz he's a [[pedofork|big daddy]]... [[rape|He can take care of his children like that...]]

[''Sonichu stuffs his hands up two of the children and carries the third wedged between them.'']

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, we're going home.

[''zooming sounds'']

[''Sonichu drops one of his children head-first onto the unforgiving cement'']

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, we're home.

'''Children:''' Yay!

'''Rosechu:''' Hey, honey, you brought the children home. That's good.

'''Sonichu:''' Yeah, that's—yes... it is.

'''Narrator:''' Hmm. Mm.

'''Chris:''' Hey, everybody!

'''Unknown:''' Yay!

'''Sonichu:''' Hey, Chris—hey, Christian. How you doin'?

'''Christian:''' Oh, I'm doing very good, Sonichu. I just came by, checkin' to see... how things are goin'.

'''Sonichu:''' Oh, things are going well; I just brought the children home from school.

'''Christian:''' [''while Chris is talking, Sonichu [[30 Push-Ups|flops around]]''] Alright, cool. Well, I got some more business to do back at the Mayor's Office, but I thought I'd just drop by and say, "Hey." Alright, see y'all later.

'''Sonichu:''' Bye-bye.

[''Notice how Chris made sure Rosechu played the role of the "good bitch", keeping her mouth shut the whole time the men were talking.'']

'''Narrator:''' Okay... so... Oh, my God, it's six o'clock.

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, well, let's have dinner.

'''Unknown:''' Fixing dinner, fixing dinner. Eating dinner. Nim, nim, nim-nim-nim. Okay, TV time! We're watching TV. Yay! ''Sanford & Son'' is- [''completely butchers the theme song''] Mm. Oh, look! ''The Simpsons''! [''then ruins that theme also''] Oh... Oh, you know what? Final show for the evening: ''[[Family Guy]]''. [''tries to sing the theme song and intermittently realizes that he doesn't know the words''] It—it seems these days, all you see is... ... ...family guy! ... ... ...can do all the things that make us laugh and cry. He's the family guy. Yay! [''Rosechu collapses briefly, most likely due to alcohol intoxication.'']

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, children, you watched enough television with parental guidance and supervision per—and discretion—all that stuff. And have you finished your homework?

'''Christine:''' Yeah, we finished homework, Daddy. We finished it when we wait—when we waitin' for you to come by da school. We didn't have much, anyway.

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, well... time to go to bed.

'''Children:''' Okay, good night, Mommy and Daddy.

'''Sonichu:''' Good night, children. Okay, so... [''sexily''] what do you want to do now, sweetheart?

'''Rosechu:''' I don't know... How about, umm... snuggle up... in the bed?

[''kissing noises'']

'''Narrator:''' Don't worry; it's clean show, folks! Anyway, there you go. That's a d—that's a day in the life of Sonichu. So, hope you all enjoyed that. See you all later on the CWCipedia. Bye-bye now.

'''Rosechu:''' Bye-bye-

[''Video cuts off abruptly.'']

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A Sonichu Day

2010-10-10T10:58:12Z

Bentduck:

"'''A Sonichu Day'''" is a video uploaded on 24 [[December 2009]] in which [[Chris]] uses [[Lego]]-block minifigures to act out a cutesy-wutesy short play involving [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|screechy-voiced brood]]. It is the first major Lego-based production Chris has released (or been goaded to release) since [[The City of Cwicville Tour!]] in the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|DVD]]. Keen observers may note that in the intervening years, despite years of improving his [[Chris and art|art skills]], Chris has completely lost his ability to make stop-motion animations. His [[writing]] is as abysmal as ever, and shows no sign of any planning having gone into the video. As for [[camerawork]], he doesn't seem to realize that his camera can't focus on figures held about an inch from the lens. The "stage" of the play is the cover of [[Sonichu 9]] (or a copy thereof), showing that Chris can't even treat his own work with care or respect.

It is also worth noting that he thinks people spend their days doing "chores", and most of the "chores" he makes reference to in this video he has likely never once done, considered doing, or seen done in his lifetime, and has probably only heard of them from his parents or the television. Chris, through not having a job, also fails to understand that the majority of the population do not spend their days doing chores. How many times a week can Sonichu mow the grass anyway?

Also of note is the fact that, if this much crime and general disarray happens in the city of [[CWCville]] in a normal day, the city has to be an absolute hellhole uninhabitable by all but the stupidest- oh wait, it's CWCville.

In this video we learn that on an average day, Sonichu gets up at 5 a.m. (and Rosechu even earlier, as a [[sweetheart|dutiful wife]] should) for no apparent reason. Probably because Chris's [[biological clock]] is so confused that he has no idea when most functional members of society get up. Even the kids get the school bus at 5:00.

This film reveals the unremitting Hell that is Sonichu's existence. The sum total activity of an average day in his life has him battle clichés whilst surrounded by mouth-breathing spackers.

Sonichu's role as a father is particularly emphasized in this video with dialogue like "Cuz he's a [[pedofork|big daddy]].... [[rape|He can take care of his children like that....]]" Chris is clearly fantasizing about maturity and reliability, which he [[Bob|erroneously]] believes to come with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|fatherhood]]. This is similar to how little girls play "mother and daughter" with baby dolls as a way of making adulthood (and eventual parenthood) into a game, and therefore, non-threatening. Except that Chris is almost thirty, and really should be well past that by now.

One of Chris's all-time most disturbing videos. Seriously, it's almost ten minutes of a grown man playing with Lego blocks and doing exaggeratedly-childlike voices. In the parlance of our times: someone had better phone Chris Hansen.

==Video==

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| name = A Sonichu Day
| image = {{#ev:youtube|Se5SrnSwTpY}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 24 December 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Random-access humor|Comedy]], [[Image:Crazy.png]] [[Autism|Crazy]]
| Shirt = [[Image:YellowRedStripe.png]] Traffic Light
| previous = [[20 December 2009]]
| next = [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]]
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===Transcript===

Hello, [[fans]]! This here is a day in the life of Sonichu, using my Lego mini-figs, Sonichu and Rosechu obviously, among what other characters that will be made- that will be made introduced in the future- in the further of this- development of this video.

Okay so, start of the day, yeah, Sonichu's just getting up and Rosechu's in the [[Women's Rights|kitchen fixing breakfast]]. [[biological clock|It's about, uh, 5 AM.]] Yeah.

[''At this point, Chris starts acting out a story with his Legos, much like a 10-year-old might. Sonichu is voiced in Chris's normal voice, and Rosechu is voiced in a [[homos|gay]] falsetto.'']

'''Sonichu:''' Good morning, honey, how's it going?

'''Rosechu:''' Oh, pretty good, honey, you know, I'm just making breakfast for the childrens and y'all. Here, just have a seat and it'll be ready in a bit.

'''Sonichu:''' Okay.

'''Rosechu:''' Hm. Hm. Let me see if the children are up, uhhh. Christine, Robbie, Cera! Y'all awake?

[''Chris moves 3 single Lego blocks into frame. Two are red, presumably representing Christine and Cera. The last one is yellow, and apparently represents Robbie. He voices the children in an extremely annoying "cute" falsetto.'']

'''Christine & Cera:''' Yeah, w'up, mommy. W'up. Mommy. Yeah.

'''Robbie:''' Hey, daddy! How you doin'?

'''Sonichu:''' Hi, son! How're you- I'm doing good, what you up to?

'''Robbie:''' Oh, I had fun in a dweeam. [[Chris and English|We had da funny a dweeam]]. [''Annoying laugh''] I'm playing catch with Cera, [''Sonichu kicks Robbie in the face''] and then she said- then- I lost the ball. We went to go get the ball. And then some danger happened and I got lost. You know. But she saved me. [[Fail|Yaaay]]!

'''Sonichu:''' [''Obviously disinterested''] Okay, that's good.

'''Rosechu:''' [''Chris accidentally uses his own voice here.''] Hey, Cera.

'''Cera:''' Hey, mommy. What's a goin'?

'''Rosechu:''' I'm doing—yeah we're doing good, right? Breakfast bill be ready in a bit so have a seat.

[''Chris turns the Rosechu figure to the other red piece.''] Hi, Christine.

'''Christine:''' Hi, Mommy. Hmm. I took a look in the mirror-m this morning and I was wondering, why am I so beautiful?

'''Rosechu:''' [''Said matter-of-factly in Chris's voice, in an obvious display of parental favoritism''] Maybe because you're shiny Rosey.

'''Christine:''' Oh, yeah. And that's why I'm purple instead of pink, which is your color. Cuz I'm a shining Rosey.

[''It should be noted that the block Chris is using to represent Christine is red.'']

'''Narrator:''' Okay, so anyway the family has breakfast together. [''Chris makes a horrifying "Om nom nom" esque sound, while mashing the blocks together at a table that only exists in his fevered mind.''] And the school bus arrives for the children. Yeah, so the three little kids go on the school bus. [''Chris makes a horn noise.'']

'''Rosechu:''' Oh! Bus is here, time to go to school!

'''Children:''' Okay, yay! Bye-bye mommy and daddy, see y'all later, we love y'all.

'''Sonichu:''' Ahh, y'all be get- y'all be safe.

'''Narrator:''' Okay. [''Chris slides Sonichu forwards, dropping him in the process.''] So then we go to chores.

'''Rosechu:''' Okay, yes, so I've got a few chores to do today.

'''Sonichu:''' Alright, lay 'em on- alright, tell me about them, honey. I'll do- I'll help you with them.

'''Rosechu:''' Alright, let's see, gotta clean out the gutters, uh, windows need to be washed, uhh, vacuuming, uhh, scrub the floor in the bathroom... Hm. I'll do half the- I'll do half the list, if you do the other half.

'''Sonichu:''' Sure, what do you want me to do?

'''Rosechu:''' Umm... Yeah, uhh, how about you clean the gutters, and uh, wash the windows. Uh, you did the lawn yesterday.

'''Sonichu:''' I know, I still got some grass stains in my s-quills. Heh.

'''Rosechu:''' Yeah. Hmm. If you could do the vacuuming, that'd be great. Umm... Yeah, I-I'll wa—I'll wash some dishes, I'll scrub the bathroom floor and, uh... [''Long pause, as Chris tries to come up with more engaging conversation.''] Gert and uh, did I already mention vacuuming?

'''Sonichu:''' I think you probably already did.

'''Rosechu:''' Oh, well, anyway let's go do that later. We'll just do that.

[''Chris waves the two figures around, and recites a strange chant, possibly implying that Sonichu and Rosechu do their housework by levitating and crying out to wicked pagan gods.'']

'''Rosechu:''' Oh, wait, all the chores are done!

'''Sonichu:''' That's good. Huh. Oh, and look at this, I got- I got just enough time before my usual run to town for the- to see if there are any dangers about. You want to [[Sex|do anything]] in particular?

'''Rosechu:''' Oh sure, how about if you and I, we play ''Dance Dance Revolution''? Or maybe we go do some Wii—that, or maybe some other Wii sport? [''humorously, it sounds like Rosechu says "Or maybe we go do some weed?"'']

'''Sonichu:''' That sounds like fun.

[''Chris shouts "Beep Beep!"'']

'''Sonichu:''' Uh oh! My cell phone! Yello? What's that? It's a robbery!? You need me there to help get the pri- to get the the robber outta there so you can- so these people being help captives can be safe? Alright, be right there CWCville bank. I gotta go, honey, duty calls.

'''Rosechu:''' Okay, well, be safe. We love you.

'''Sonichu:''' I love you, too.

[''Chris moves both figures off camera''] Okay. Alright so, Sonichu's dashing to the rescue! [''Chris drags the Sonichu figure across the surface a few times, and provides awful [[Chris and music|a capella background music]].''] Da-da-da-da-da zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom! But on the way, uh-oh! There's-what's this!? Little gir- uh-oh, there's a little- there's a girl in trouble.

'''Girl:''' Help, help, help!

'''Sonichu:''' What's the matter, little girl?

'''Girl:''' My cat's stuck up a tree!

'''Sonichu:''' [''Apparently under the belief that an inconveniently stuck kitty is somehow more important than several human lives''] No problem, I'll get it!

[''Suddenly blessed with the power of flight, as foreshadowed by his and Rosechu's shamanistic housekeeping rituals, Sonichu rockets skyward. He shortly returns with what might be a cat.'']

'''Sonichu:''' Here you go. Here's your cat. Pretty cat.

'''Girl:''' Thank you. Pretty k-little kitty, yeah. Kitty kitty cat.

'''Sonichu:''' Hi, I gotta go. See you later. Bye now.

'''Girl:''' Bye.

[''Chris resumes his retarded "Zoom Zoom" routine, then starts making siren noises, as Sonichu reaches his destination.'']

'''Sonichu:''' Uh-oh.

'''Fire Chief:''' There's a fire! There's fire!

'''Sonichu:''' Fire Chief! Uh-oh... Fire Chief, what's the matter? How many people we got left in the fi—how many people are left in the fire there?

'''Fire Chief:''' Uhh, looks like we got a few little more people left. We need to get 'em down.

'''Sonichu:''' You—yous—don't worry; I'll go get 'em.

[''With ''zoop'' noises interspersed throughout as each victim is fetched'']

'''Sonichu:''' There's a girl. There's an old—there's an old man. There's a nice lady. There's another girl. Uhh, I think that's—is that, uhh—I think that's all of them. Are there any more?

'''Fire Chief:''' Uhh, yeah, I think you cleared 'em all out.

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, cool. I'm going out-I gotta go. I got my own errands to run.

'''Narrator:''' Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. Zoom. Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom... [''sigh, followed by indistinguishable sounds''] Hang on one- one- I'm thinking. Oh, yeah.

'''Fred:''' Ahh.

'''Sonichu:''' Heh, what's the matter, Fred?

'''Fred:''' Ahh, I was deliverin' the mail. My tire went out. I can't... deliver the mail now. I don't wanna be late.

'''Sonichu:''' No problem; I got it covered. I'll deliver the mail for ya.

[''Chris makes tornado noises for a few seconds while the mail is "delivered", inspiring the question of why CWCville would need a mail carrier in the first place'']

'''Sonichu:''' There ya go. Finished your course. Sorted out everything.

'''Fred:''' Ah. Thanks, man. You're a big—thanks, man. You're a big help.

'''Sonichu:''' Alright.

'''Narrator:''' Alright....

[''More zooming noises'']

'''Narrator:''' The bank! We are now at the bank! Here's the police car—here's the police car, with the policeman.

'''Sonichu:''' Alright, Constable, what's [[da update]]?

'''Constable:''' Well, da robber's in dere. ...Robber's in dere. He got everybody at—got everybody at gunpoint...Need you to go—need you go into... air duct... and, uhh... and shock the, uhh, robber... save the people.

'''Sonichu:''' Okay.

'''Robber:''' Alright... we ready?

[''The robber continues to babble in Chris's native tongue'']

'''Sonichu:''' Not so fast! [''noises of Sonichu electrocuting the robber'']

'''Robber''' Ahh! Thunderbolt! Ehhh! I'm paralyzed, I can't move! I can't even boom-boom the trigger!

'''Sonichu:''' I saved the day! Alright, ladies... and gentlemen, everybody can free.

'''Ladies... and Gentlemen:''' Yay!

'''Sonichu:''' [''presumably to the constable''] Alright, then-

[''jump-cut to a later scene'']

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, so I finished saving—okay, so it's like I saved the day, so... I will scatter around town, see if there any more trouble.

[''whooshing sounds, followed by Sonichu's steam engine ringtone'']

'''Sonichu:''' Oh. Yes, Rosey? What's up?

'''Rosechu:''' Hey, honey, listen, the school bus broke down. Would you mind run—gettin'—fetching the children and bringing them home?

'''Sonichu:''' Sure, no problem; I'll go pick 'em up.

[''zooming sounds'']

'''Child:''' Hi, Dad-addy! [''nearly incomprehensible''] Mr. Bus bwoke down. Wiyu, pwease, take us home?

'''Sonichu:''' Kids, hop on.

'''Children:''' Yee!

'''Narrator:''' [''in the form of a melodic serenade''] Gonna put the bay... Gonna carry all three. Gonna carry all three in his hands. 'Cuz he's a [[pedofork|big daddy]]... [[rape|He can take care of his children like that...]]

[''Sonichu stuffs his hands up two of the children and carries the third wedged between them.'']

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, we're going home.

[''zooming sounds'']

[''Sonichu drops one of his children head-first onto the unforgiving cement'']

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, we're home.

'''Children:''' Yay!

'''Rosechu:''' Hey, honey, you brought the children home. That's good.

'''Sonichu:''' Yeah, that's—yes... it is.

'''Narrator:''' Hmm. Mm.

'''Chris:''' Hey, everybody!

'''Unknown:''' Yay!

'''Sonichu:''' Hey, Chris—hey, Christian. How you doin'?

'''Christian:''' Oh, I'm doing very good, Sonichu. I just came by, checkin' to see... how things are goin'.

'''Sonichu:''' Oh, things are going well; I just brought the children home from school.

'''Christian:''' [''while Chris is talking, Sonichu [[30 Push-Ups|flops around]]''] Alright, cool. Well, I got some more business to do back at the Mayor's Office, but I thought I'd just drop by and say, "Hey." Alright, see y'all later.

'''Sonichu:''' Bye-bye.

[''Notice how Chris made sure Rosechu played the role of the "good bitch", keeping her mouth shut the whole time the men were talking.'']

'''Narrator:''' Okay... so... Oh, my God, it's six o'clock.

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, well, let's have dinner.

'''Unknown:''' Fixing dinner, fixing dinner. Eating dinner. Nim, nim, nim-nim-nim. Okay, TV time! We're watching TV. Yay! ''Sanford & Son'' is- [''completely butchers the theme song''] Mm. Oh, look! ''The Simpsons''! [''then ruins that theme also''] Oh... Oh, you know what? Final show for the evening: ''[[Family Guy]]''. [''tries to sing the theme song and intermittently realizes that he doesn't know the words''] It—it seems these days, all you see is... ... ...family guy! ... ... ...can do all the things that make us laugh and cry. He's the family guy. Yay! [''Rosechu collapses briefly most likely due to alcohol intoxication.'']

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, children, you watched enough television with parental guidance and supervision per—and discretion—all that stuff. And have you finished your homework?

'''Christine:''' Yeah, we finished homework, Daddy. We finished it when we wait—when we waitin' for you to come by da school. We didn't have much, anyway.

'''Sonichu:''' Okay, well... time to go to bed.

'''Children:''' Okay, good night, Mommy and Daddy.

'''Sonichu:''' Good night, children. Okay, so... [''sexily''] what do you want to do now, sweetheart?

'''Rosechu:''' I don't know... How about, umm... snuggle up... in the bed?

[''kissing noises'']

'''Narrator:''' Don't worry; it's clean show, folks! Anyway, there you go. That's a d—that's a day in the life of Sonichu. So, hope you all enjoyed that. See you all later on the CWCipedia. Bye-bye now.

'''Rosechu:''' Bye-bye-

[''Video cuts off abruptly.'']

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Talk:New Address

2010-09-28T15:48:35Z

Bentduck:

I'll just transcribe this.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:03, 27 September 2010 (PDT)

== The Meaning of "New Address"...? ==

What exactly could he mean by the video's name being "New Address"? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 17:22, 27 September 2010 (PDT)
*That he's addressing Lars and it's new? --[[User:Kam36|Kam36]] 17:27, 27 September 2010 (PDT)
:*That's as good an explanation as any. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 20:48, 27 September 2010 (PDT)

== We need to get these emails ==

First he makes fun of yet another tragedy, and now here he is threatening some guy? If we could just get those e-mails, we'd be able to see if Chris is just being a little kid and bragging that [[Kacey|he finally stole someone's girlfriend away from someone else]] or if there's more to this than meets the eye. But in either case, I doubt Lars would be afraid of some fatass manchild waving around Legos.

Seriously, we need to see if we can get those e-mails. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 19:12, 27 September 2010 (PDT)

*Shut up. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 19:16, 27 September 2010 (PDT)
*What Crass is trying to say is: be patient. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:49, 27 September 2010 (PDT)
*Hey this is my first involvement on a wiki so I apologize profusely if I'm doing this wrong, but I just wanted to interject; does Lars really even exist? Is he doing this just to make us think he has a girlfriend?--[[User:Cutsman|Cutsman]] 22:39, 27 September 2010 (PDT)
**Of course Lars really exists. I swear to God and Jesus, you fucking newfags will next doubt Jackie herself being real. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 02:34, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Well not real in the sense they exist inside the CWC universe, some boring trolls looking for attention I think like the recent bob prank calls, its only fun when it makes Chris react with outside world --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 08:48, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

== Boat ==

FWIW, I think the "Boat Projectile" he used is the trailer to Classics Bumblebee. [http://www.transformersclassics.com/news/data/upimages/bumblebee_alt.jpg Bumblebee]

Template:Quote of the now

2010-09-27T19:19:30Z

Bentduck:

{{quote|I certainly do not use any animals, my own [[navy|jizz]], or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap.|The [[Anti_Troll_Movement_Video1|Anti Troll Movement]]}}
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Template:Quote of the now

2010-09-27T19:18:50Z

Bentduck:

{{quote|I certainly do not use any animals, my own [[navy|jizz]], or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap.|The [[Anti Troll Movement|Anti_Troll_Movement_Video1]]}}
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Talk:Anti Troll Movement Video1

2010-09-27T10:00:25Z

Bentduck:

I'll take a break from transcribing some other BITCH to transcribe this. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 20:11, 26 September 2010 (PDT)
:Good work, now if you'll excuse me for just one second...
{{Not A Forum}}
--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:39, 26 September 2010 (PDT)
== Oh my- ==

Somebody tell that 8-Bit guy from Flipnote Hatena that Chris didn't get the memo on the meaning of the song. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:25, 26 September 2010 (PDT)
:This song is older than that even: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAUTXrF5_jQ Note the username. Not sure if it's the original or not but it could partially explain Chris' fascination with the song. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:22, 26 September 2010 (PDT)
::[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIpIAX78gig Song sauce]]. Unfortunately not a Clyde Cash TRUE and ORIGINAL work. --[[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 00:36, 27 September 2010 (PDT)

==Frustrated==

Does anyone else have the urge to smash 9000 light tubes across Chris-Chan's face? [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 20:36, 26 September 2010 (PDT)
:Not really, but that ''was'' the gayest-sounding "Have a nice day" I ever heard since I took a walk down Castro Street. So! Besides the usual "Chris doesn't fucking get it" and "Chris can't sing for shit".. OOh! Cross-refrence to the Coca Cola Cease and Desist from the CWCipedia! Also, dandruff, but we could have made the assumption that he had it, and been correct, at any given time. We just haven't considered it yet. Also; he's had Modnation Racers idling on that TV for some number of videos now.... hopefully, even all the modern anti-screen burn technology can't cope with Chris' ability to fuck things up. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 23:59, 26 September 2010 (PDT)
He's actually quite theatrical when he wants to be. if he applied himself I'd say he could nearly be the lead in a play for profoundly retarded children, instead of being bottom of the best, he could be king of the retards, how much more would his ego be inflated then though, --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 03:00, 27 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV

2010-09-26T00:22:22Z

Bentduck:

Slugged in a transcription, couldn't make out one part though. /r/ help with "And today was our anniversary this 25th of September b... OH NO! What's that? A <site pert?>? Aaaah!!". It looks like another boat or a pier or something. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 16:32, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== T-shirt ==

The t-shirt isn't plain white. It has some red logo/writing on it, which is most visible near the end of the video. Kudos to anyone able to work it out. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:59, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:It says Brick Fest 2005 or 2006, June 9-17, and a URL at the bottom. Seems like some promotional item for Lego. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:08, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
::It is from 2000, I'm pretty sure near the end you can clearly see "000" after the fold in this shirt. [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/front-detail.jpg closeup of what it probably says,] [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/front.jpg front], [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/back.jpg back]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:13, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:::[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrickFest BrickFest] is an unofficial LEGO convention which is usually held in Virginia - I guess this is another convention that Chris has attended.--[[User:BADavid|BADavid]] 16:14, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
::::Although in this case, the shirt Chris is wearing has "Washington" written on it (I saw it at around 50 seconds+). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:18, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

::::Comic sans logo fail --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 17:22, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
And I thought Chris couldn't sink any lower.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 16:26, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Katie Bay E-mails

2010-09-21T09:53:45Z

Bentduck:

Can this really be Chris? I don't notice any of his usual grammatical idiosyncrasies like the randomly capitalized words and the like. [[User:Cultofstrawberry|Cultofstrawberry]] 11:11, 20 September 2010 (PDT)
:Funny, I was just thinking how painfully obvious it was that it was Chris trying to sound like a girl. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 11:19, 20 September 2010 (PDT)
::Thanks for clearing that up to me. I'm just so used to seeing his randomly capitalized words and occasional capslock of rage, along with his mini-fits of tard rage, denials, ignorance, etc. The Samatha emails were just... so different that I was actually confused. I mean, it just didn't occur to me that Chris would actually consciously keep his capitalization to a minimum. Again, thanks for clearing it up. [[User:Cultofstrawberry|Cultofstrawberry]] 11:27, 20 September 2010 (PDT)
:::Yeah, like right away in the first e-mail, there's that ol' Chris-chan sexism... "lost at the mall", seriously. Plus, the obvious inability to have more than one train of thought, in repeatedly asking only about the passwords/accounts while having a shallow facade of attempting to be a friend (at the most minimal level possible).--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 12:11, 20 September 2010 (PDT)
::::Upon closer examination, I can indeed see bits of Chris here and there. I suppose its my own fault for thinking that Chris is incapable of talking in any other mode than his usual. I do admit, I am fairly new with the strange phenomenon that is Chris-Chan. [[User:Cultofstrawberry|Cultofstrawberry]] 12:15, 20 September 2010 (PDT)

You can tell he's only asking if she had any part in it so he can evaluate if she could be a potential sweetheart, I'm surprised he didn't come out with the classic 'are you a 18-(my age) boy-friend free girl?' at the end

== the Hungry-For-CWC-Expose reporter at NBC29 ==

What? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 12:56, 20 September 2010 (PDT)
: It's about the time he walked in the camera field during a news spot regarding the [[McIntire Park]]. Looks like they were all over him... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:21, 20 September 2010 (PDT)

Template:Quote of the now

2010-09-10T00:05:13Z

Bentduck:

{{quote|I am not dead. I am very much alive, '''healthy and well''', and I aims to keep it that way.|claims [[Chris]], ironically on a video about lies and trolls. [[Haters_gonna_hate.mov|Haters_gonna_hate.mov]]}}
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CWCki:News

2010-08-12T11:47:01Z

Bentduck: /* Where is Chris? */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
{{Community Portal}}

This page is for discussion of da latest update.

== Flipnote Hatena return ==

So... how many <s>days</s> <s>hours</s> minutes before he's banned? --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 04:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:Well, they've been up for almost 12 hours now. He must have flown under the mod's radar. That's going to change since we're now aware of this development. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

And will we get many more badly drawn, idiotic animations? Also what is the general opinion of what we want to happen here? Do we want to report him so he will get banned again and rage, or do we want to see where he goes with this? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 05:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
* Already reported his water maze dream. May as well to be perfectly honest. Besides, I don't think we'll get anything new, and I would love to see him rage about Flipnote Hatena Moderators for banning him because he is BAwwwwwtistic. Jump on the Pickle train, destination, Chris. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:33 25, July 2010 (UTC)

Knowing how fast Chris got banned from Flipnote Hatena(what was it, a week or two before he got perma-banned?), it will probably be even shorter. I mean, does he seriously think he can get back on and no one will notice? He's a real tool if he thinks Trolls aren't going to mess with him or report him, and an idiot if he thinks that the Moderators on FH wont notice his shenanigans and kick him right off. Also, how did he get around the ban? He must be using a library computer or something, or bought a new DS just to get around it. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:37 25, July 2010

SakuraBlossom is posting again. Apparently she had the watery maze dream too. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:38, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

:Any chance of a link to her channel? This sounds interesting. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 07:32, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::*http://flipnote.hatena.com/mobile/9C6792D0F3618798@DSi/ is SakuraBlossom's profile. She gave him a butt-tonne of stars just before. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:02, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* Thanks. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 15:58, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

'''Hey guys. Delabonte here. I don't want to have to be the one to point out the obvious but you all have Autism so here goes. How about you not report Chris this time? Haven't you realised that getting him banned from one of his few outlets is completely retarded? I know you think you're achieving something, but you are achieving the wrong thing. Think about it carefully. What was funnier, when he was making these cartoons or when he vanished and did nothing?''' --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

:Thanks for the sorely-needed message (and the protip), but I fear it may be too late as some have already taken the initiative to rat him out. Even without the dumbasses prematurely ending our fun, I'm sure it's just a matter of time until Chris gets HIMSELF in trouble with the mods. In the meantime, let's see if he catches a hold of a certain cherry flower who wants to be his heartsweet. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 14:09, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
:*As far as we know, he hasn't responded to Sakura aside from in email. Still, it's important he not find out, or he could discover the woman who had the watery maze dream too... That would be a disaster. Also, I do agree; quit reporting him. It's funnier if/when he gets banned because of his own actions. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:08, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Anybody who reports Chris is a moron. Also, this means he bought another DSi. And that's just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:21, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Update: Flipnotes previously reported to be taken down are (surprise) back up again. Oh Chris. (Hopefully this time around the trolltards won't do any reporting.) --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 01:53, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

== New tweets ==

Yeah. Chris has tweeted yet again, promoting his Sonichu Modnation crap and asking for ‘5-Star Votes’. No mention of Flipnote or anything related, though.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 08:02, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

== Where is Chris? ==

It seems like he has been pretty inactive lately. There have been no new updates since July 26th. I wonder what he is doing. What is he up to? Any thoughts?
-Interested bystander 08/10/2010
*Chris is playing [[ModNation Racers]]. He has been for quite a while. Nothing will happen for some time. Same thing happened when he got LBP. Also, you don't have to type your name out and stuff. Just put 4 tildes (~) after your message and it will sign your post for you. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 22:35, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

This quiet spell is killing me, someone go fire a petrol bomb through his house, get some reaction.. anything! If i lived within 3 hours of him, swear to god i'd be there everyday with my camera staking him out. --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 04:47, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Ian Brandon Anderson

2010-08-10T19:14:45Z

Bentduck:

We need a plausible theory of when Chris became CChanSonichuCWC (as in explaining the weight differences, that sort of thing). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:43, 16 August 2009 (CEST)

Isnt cwcki more of a documentation of chris's life rather then satirical like ED? would it not make sense then to eliminate all references of chris as Ian, even here, and here instead just explain why people started using the name IBA? I also dislike it as its confusing and basically taking limel;ight off of chris and celebrating the trolls, chris trolls himself mostly --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 12:14, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Main Page

2010-08-07T15:06:26Z

Bentduck: /* New User, looking to help */

{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates.}}

""Wait, what?"" - I read the changes to Chris' blog- girlfriend?! What do we think folks- a troll, or entirely fictional? I'm inclined to go with the latter, since every time Chris even so much as has a woman not completely blow him off he is screaming it from the rooftops. Should we ask him in the mailbag if this is finally the end of his Love Quest? Is this Lovely Weather, or Chloe? So many questions! -- Ronichu (the TRUE and ORIGINAL Rosechu/Sonichu hybrid character, do not steal!)

'''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]]

Mailbag 41 is up. Also, there are now a glorious Asperchu-related YouTube video embedded on the top half of the page. Nice one!

== New Article of the now/discussion page cleanup ==
The article of the now hasn't changed in awhile. May I choose a new one? Also, can someone clean up this discussion page? '''These topics are OLD and should be deleted:''' Lock this page Someone with move rights... 25 Days without an outrage my ass! 
== Lock this page ==
I think it is about time that this page is locked so only admins can edit it.--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 18:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

*Seconded. Very seconded. [[User:LStaley416|LStaley416]] 19:01, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*To be fair, the reason why it's unlocked is because in my opinion, I know that I'm proned to fucking shit up when I tinker with the front page and people might actually want to add something neat to the front page. I understand the concern due to recent vandalism, so if others users feel this way, then the front page will be locked. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:05, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*Is it possible to change the new user creation so it requires admin approval? That'd make it harder for faggots to simply sign up and vandalize the place, you could make them go through the IRC channel or something. Of course, that goes against the idea of a wiki being open to editing, but there's not really a nice way of stopping vandalism. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 19:27, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
:*CWCki, as I see it, strives to be open and people should be encouraged to edit it. Going into IRC shouldn't really be a prerequisite of CWCki. Some people don't like IRC and that's fine. Frankly, we're not really in a position to restrict users. As cogs said, she's working on installing an extension which will can easily spot vandalism and reverse it instantly since Cogs, myself, and Clyde can't monitor CWCki every single second. There's some really neat stuff bots can do with MediaWiki in respect to vandalism. But anyways, any wiki is subject to vandalism, but we learn to handle it and hopefully an extensions and maybe an anti-vandalism patrol will help. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*well, it's only one person, and the vandalism is fairly regular. i think granting some users anti-vandalism powers and possibly installing an extension will do. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 19:43, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

== Someone with move rights... ==

...plz move Main Page/Archive 1 to [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1]]. What happens in Talk: should stay in Talk:, and people who (for example) whack [[Special:Random]] should be spared from these ramblings =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 19:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*Good point, sometimes I miss small details like that D:. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

Chris has uploaded pages 84[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P84.jpg] and 85[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P85.jpg] Someone with rights update kthnxbai [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]] 00:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)

== Streamlining ==

There are a few modifications that I think the front page really needs. Namely, there needs to be an area that links to all the general areas most important to understanding Chris, such as the comics, the videos, the troll sagas, the CWCisms, etc. I recommend replacing the links in the "CWC Canon" with this. Do we really need a direct link to [[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:00, 1 December 2009 (CET)
*The thing is, those are texts directly written by Chris himself. It's like, the direct word of Chris while everything else is merely commentary. Personally, I think Chris's Wikipedia page is like the perfect introduction to hear how fucked up Chris is from Chris himself for those who are uninitiated. However, I think it might be handy to have like a "Essentials" box of key articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:29, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

== 25 Days Without an Outage, My Ass! ==

That is all. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 01:24, 11 December 2009 (CET)

== CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated ==

The CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated so it says thatChris answered the letters in Mailbag 24. Also, it probably should say he fell for a tranny.
:...Then update it.
:Also, sign your posts.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:20, 30 December 2009 (CET)
:: Done with care and just for you, dear Anonymous!!! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:22, 30 December 2009 (CET)
:::And that is why Griffintown is a better person than me--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:44, 30 December 2009 (CET)

== Suggestions for video of the now ==
Idk if this is a good place to do this, tell me if it is or not, I'm kinda new to this wiki, and wiki's in general, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxdvUwhg7jg Christian Weston Chandler CWC Sonichu's confession] [[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 06:15, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*Link fixed. Meh, seems long and tedious. I couldn't get through it. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:42, 3 January 2010 (CET)
:*It's pretty lulzy at the end. --[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 07:06, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*Another suggestion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3bvd0XIMZU--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 22:38, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*This was already the video of the now around 30 December or so. Also in the future, please go [[:Template talk:Video of the now|here]] to suggest videos for the Video of the now.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:18, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*found this thing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLHtpVY3lhQ&feature=related just suggesting ,[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 23:10, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

==Missed Comic days==
Should we really count the days that the CWCipedia was down against him? He couldn't upload pages, yet the situation was his damn fault anyway. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 13:11, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:* I think we should include that as missed comic days. It's not like he uploaded extra comics to make up for it. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 13:47, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*I was thinking of maybe adding an asterisk next to the missing page count with note mentioning the outage time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:30, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

==what the fuck?==
www.sonichu.com now redirects to some stupid shit about asperchu or something. isn't www.sonichu.com supposed to redirect to here?--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 19:24, 8 January 2010 (UTC) (forgot to sign when i originally posted, sorry)
*Okay, two things. First of all, it's probably for the best. It'll help keep Chris from finding the site (if he hasn't already, that is, in the case that he has then at least he won't be able to find it anymore since the URL change) and also because Chris will be pissed if he finds out. He despises Asperchu, and the thought that it's growing bigger than Sonichu and is using him to garner popularity will probably make him tard rage. Second of all, sign your fucking posts. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:53, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:*It really doesn't fucking matter if Chris finds CWCki or not, he probably doesn't give a shit and won't believe it. Second of all, everyone loves Asperchu, and Alec Benson Leary is doing to the Sonichu comics what Liquid did for Chris's videos. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:08, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I thought the Sonichu.com redirect was fucking brilliant. Prove to Chris that Alec Benson Leary is better than him in every possible way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:11, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::Chris already knows about the CWCki. He blanked the front page once whining about it and was promptly banned. [[User:Evang|Evang]] 06:16, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::::I thought that was a white knight.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:39, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::Wasn't chris. Chris probably looked at this and thought UGH TOO MANY WORDS and quit. but yeah asperchu is the next big thing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::::::That's the story I have heard. He said the proverbial TL;DR and left. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:59, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Actually Griffintwon, you're thinking of the story of when Chris found /cwc/. He couldn't even attempt to post the because there were "too many words" and the page's background hurt his eyes. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 22:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==Okay==

Why the fuck isn't the main page protected? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:48, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
*What the fuck was with the whole "Chris-chan is dead guiz, srsly" on the front page? [[User:NasuGrave|NasuGrave]] 21:50, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*1) because people, in theory, should be allowed to improve the main page, 2) we're getting pretty good at stopping vandalism in the race occurrences it happens. Also, to address NasuGrave, I imagine this is some faggot who thinks LULZ ROFLMAO in saying that Chris is dead and giving credit to his shitty troll persona no one gives a shit about. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**[[User:Cchandlersonichu]] here you are champ. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:53, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***[[User:Gutcruncher]]. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
:::Gutcruncher looks safe, but we'll keep an eye all new accounts for a while. Good night and good luck, all --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:35, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
I just blocked a user called "Therealccwc" out of the CWCki. I guess our vandal is out in the cold. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:39, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
== Front page vandalized. ==

Does this happen often? [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

*No. This faggotry is a rare occurrence. Just bear with it. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:57, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

*Yeah, I thought so. Well, It's all fixed up anyways. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 06:02, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

===Page protection===

I strongly avoid second guessing my fellow admins but I feel that Clyde may have reacted too strongly to the current vandalism. In theory, I think if someone wants to edit the front page, they should be allowed to do so, as people could genuinely have valid contributions. I'm protecting it for two weeks so the current vandals will probably get it's a bad idea to vandalize the CWCki by that time. 
I think that front page vandalism is a rare occurrence, the last time this happened was back in October and we've been fine since then so I personally disagree with permanently protecting the front page (after all, we're not CWCipedia :3). However, if people want to talk about permanently protecting the page, let's open the discussion and I will be glad to permanently protect the page if this truly reflects the needs and wishes of the CWCki community. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:21, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
*Huh, turns out I can block new users from editing pages. I'll consult Cogs to see what constitutes a "new" user because if that's the case, I think our best option would just to block new users from editing the main page which pretty much rules out vandals.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:43, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**no you're stupid champ, no one has edited the front page to make it contain anything useful besides you [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:46, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
::*NO U. Also, you did :p. And in theory, someone could make things look cooler in ways neither you nor I could. Anyways, since I know when to pick my battles, if you have an idea for the front page, post it on this talk page. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

==Shirts==
[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] has been doing some good work on Chris's [[Chris and Fashion|shirts]], and I noticed there is some white space (well, green space) on the main page, so here's a quick little shirt tracker if anybody's interested! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:01, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
{{Shirt of the Now
|file= Christshirt4.png
|name = Advice Dog
|date = 12 [[January 2010]]
|counter = three}}

* Yes, please. It would be interesting (in a horrifying sense, of course) to know how long his shirts have been marinating in his bodily odors and fluids before he finally decides to change his clothes a week later.--[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 14:40, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

== Mailbag 41 ==

It's up already, Chris is probably going to go fucking crazy since every single one is either criticizing him or praising Asperchu. I bet he deletes 3/4's of it. [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]] 01:52, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==Hardlinks to Old CWCki==
[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&target=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsdev.110mb.com%2Fcwcki%2F&namespace=0 Check it out]

The only hardlinks left are ones that originate in '''Template:Christory''' pages for dates that haven't been added yet. If somebody wants to be a TRUE hero, they should start going through those templates for hardlink instances and fixing them. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 02:18, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== Spanish ==

I wanna translate the pages to spanish .. how Where edit this...{{unsigned|hematofilo}}
*For now, if you really want to translate pages to Spanish, I'd make subpages in the time being until we could work out a Spanish namespace. For instance, put your translation for [[Christian Weston Chandler]] to [[Christian Weston Chandler/Spanish]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:49, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
*What. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 17:12, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

==Quote of the Now request==
"How old do you think I am? [[Lie|I am not an immature child]]; I am 27 years old." From [[Mailbag 45]]. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 01:15, 27 January 2010 (UTC) 
"I have already donated a healthy sum into the funds that have exceeded $57 million." Even better. Apparently he doesn't need his monthly tugboat after all! --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 21:21, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

People, if it's a decent quote, you're welcome to update [[:Template:Quote of the now|the template]] yourself. If it sucks, I'll revert it, if not, I'll keep it. By the way JM, I think he's not saying he's donated $57 million, just that he's donated to a fund that has raised this much. Poor wording, yes, but not totally fail wording. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:27, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Thanks, didn't realize it was a template. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 21:55, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

:*And neither did I. Also, cheers Champthom, it really is bad wording, and I was doubting Chris-chan would make even ''that'' big a lie. --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 00:58, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

== Front page templates ==

So this page isn't clogged up with "Hay, [x] should have [y]", here are links to front page templates:
*[[Template:Picture of the now]]
*[[Template:Video of the now]]
*[[Template:Quote of the now]]

Article of the now is protected, but feel free to suggest articles on the [[Template talk:Article of the now|talk page]].

If your suggestion sucks, I'll revert it, if not, I'll keep it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:48, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== Removing the outage thing ==

If there's no outage by the end of the month, I'm going to delete the outage counter from the header. It's served us well but since we have a new server, I don't think outages will be a problem anymore. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:12, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== Chris has discovered this Wiki ==

Is that good or bad? --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 05:42, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

*Depends. Do you like to be attacked in YouTube videos? If so, then it's a good thing. CWCki is just the latest in a long line of things Chris blames for his life other than himself. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

:*This talk page should be used to discuss the improvement of the main page. Talk about CWCki goes in [[CWCki:Community Portal|here]]. I've started a discussion [[CWCki:Community_Portal#So_Chris_has_discovered_the_CWCki_.28finally.29|here]] to discuss this topic.

::It very well could start into a saga but good sagas are never planned. I plan on making a video to defend the honor of the CWCki and we'll see where it goes from there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:52, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

== Countdown to TROUBLE? ==

What do you all think of getting a timer on the front page that counts down to midnight EST tonight? And maybe after midnight passes, and we haven't all been eaten by the ghost of Patti, a timer that counts how overdue the TROUBLE is? (Or did he mean midnight of Thursday/Friday? Dammit, even his precision is imprecise!) --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 18:06, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*He just postponed it to the 31st, but I could put something like that in the CWCipedia Tracker. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

In about 24 hours the deadline will be up. Chris will hopefully put up another "TAKE DOWN THAT SITE!" video, not like he can do much else. Of course we may want to keep tabs on the pages in question just in case Chris decides to edit them himself. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 03:39, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

*I'm pretty sure the relevant articles are locked to editing. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:10, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I think the plan is to document and revert any edits Chris might make. He does have a major tendency to blab information when he doesn't mean to, and that plays right into our hands. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 05:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::*I have to agree. Trouble? This is Tarditude delivered to our doorsteps! Besides, I have yet to see Chris's personal army attempting something against the CWCki. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

*Main threat, IMHO, is white knights and other faggots who want to give into Chris's demands to get Chris's attention for various reasons, or just to troll us all. In any case, pages are locked.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:23, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

== Replace CWCipedia Tracker with PSTripple Tracker ==

I think it would be more active than the CWCipedia tracker for sure... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* Heh. One way or the other, yeah, the CWCipedia tracker has just about outlived its usefulness. I dunno if "Chris got four more trophies in Heavy Rain today" is really main page-worthy, but there might be something that could occupy the space more effectively now. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:15, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* We can go with that. At the same time, go ahead and keep the CWCipedia tracker around just in case he (*GASP*) ''decides to update!'' Pfft. Should turn it into an Asperchu tracker.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* Whatever he does after CWCipedia, we can convert it into that. Until then, a PS3 tracker is probably more useful... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:04, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* First, let's wait for confirmation that Chris dumping CWCipedia. There's a remote chance he'll actually come back. Until then, let's keep it around. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:58, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah- he's actually fighting to revert. I'm impressed with him. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:59, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*Are the changes to the CWCipedia saved somehow? A timeline could be made with those dates.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:03, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
**Looks like he's still updating it from time to time. Also, where can I find the PS3 tracker?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:19, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
***It was no surprise that his recent announcement that he was leaving the internet forever was a total lie. We all knew he wouldn't stay off the internet for long. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:13, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== I just noticed... ==

There are still a few items on the Cwcipedia main page that Chris hasn't removed/noticed. The "Did you know..." section under the Twitter feed reads things like:

* ...that Christian Weston Chandler is still looking for a joy-boy?
* ...that Rosechu is a shallow character who cheats on Sonichu with Magi-chan?
* ...that Christian Weston Chandler likes it rough from men with hairy bums?
* ...that Christian Weston Chandler drinks semen?

How long does anyone think it'll take for him to notice that his own site is mocking him?

-- [[Aldrasio]]

:I don't know, Aldrasio. I just don't know. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 01:04, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

== new chris vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyUey1YLbb8&feature=player_embedded# I dunno how to ad it
* I did it. It's all set up for someone to TRANSCRIBE DIS BITCH! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:04, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

I just noticed that Chris changes the catogories on his youtube videos,selecting comedy for certain ones, to non profits & activism on others and so on. Should this be included in the CWCki video descriptions ? -- [[User:DamianAntaria|DamianAntaria]]

== CWCipedia has a problem ==

The site is experiencing technical difficulties. It seems like it's been like that all day. Is it worth adding to the tracker?

--[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 00:57, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

:It's just 110 MB going down again. But sure, why not.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:07, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== We're back. ==

After a 2 day outage, the CWCki has returned. Enjoy. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:05, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

I dunno what you're talking about; I never had an issue accessing the site. Pics or didn't happen. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:06, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
:Some people got their IPs blocked for unintended spamming requests. This message is for those people. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:07, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

==Daily comic update tally: number of days delivered?==

Being that Chris promised to update every day and not just to produce like 365.25 or whatever pages a year, it might be interesting to tally up the number of days he actually delivered along with the number of days he missed. I don't have the authority to edit the front page, but as of today it's like 43. Out of 187. Which is like 23%. Which is [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:485-CWCsF.JPG an F]. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:51, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Technically it's slightly better than that, as he stopped that policy in like February. I'm pretty sure he still would have failed on a normal grading scale, though. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 23:37, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Right, that. I'm confused. There were only 103 days from 14 November 2009 to 24 February 2010 and as of this writing the tracker says that the count ended on 24/2/09 ''and'' that he's missed 146, but that number's consistent with a count continuing for the 189 days completed from 14/11/09 to today. Should that be redacted and finalized somehow? I mean, everyone knew he wasn't going to do what he said he'd do, but it's interesting to see the [[Fail|final statistics]]. All I did to calculate his percentage was subtract the stated days missed from the total number of days and then divide by the total number of days times 100%, but I guess I don't know what the number of days missed was on 24 February. If he consistently hasn't updated the comic for the 88 days since 24/2/10, I guess it would be 43 / 103 * 100% ≈ 42%, which is, I dunno, an F+ I guess. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 18:35, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

==Flipnote Hatena Tracker==

Since almost every recent Chris update has been on Flipnote Hatena, I was thinking that perhaps we should create a template to be used exclusively to list his contributions to that site, much like the old CWCipedia tracker. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:44, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

:Agreed. Mostly because of his lulzy Comments--[[User:Djyellow|Djyellow]]
*Sim salla bin! So shall it be written, so shall it be done [[:Template:Flipnote Studio Tracker|here]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:45, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

So how long do we wait before taking this off the front page? It's not entirely unlikely that Chris will try to get back on the site.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 16:33, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

== New User, looking to help ==
I have been following Chris for years, can't get enough of him. I was elated when I discovered this site and wanted to help any way that I can. Where would the help be most appreciated? --[[User:KidneyStone|KidneyStone]] 18:22, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:* I'd recommend that you hang around the IRC channel and talk with the other people there, make yourselves known. Talk to the higher ups, see if there's anything they need. I'd also recommend you do a little bit of transcription and edit articles, people notice that kinda stuff and it's sorely needed. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:33, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

I cant imagine there is anyone else in the world who has had their life so vastly documented and anaylized. its quite amazing really --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 08:06, 7 August 2010 (PDT)