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BetterSkatez: Chris is begging yet again.

*It has been {{#expr: (-1525789980 +{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days since Chris [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for money.

*It has been {{#expr: (-1525573237+{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days since Chris uploaded pages for [[Sonichu 12-9|#12-9]], [[Sonichu 14|#14]], [[Sonichu 15|#15]], or [[Sonichu 16|#16]] to meet his [[Patreon|paid obligations]] to the Sonichu comic.

*It has been {{#expr: (-1253880000 +{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days since Chris [[Kacey Call 21|applied for a job]].

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2018-05-08T14:43:02Z

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==January 2018==

*'''[[MAGfest|MAGfest footage]]''' ''7 [[January 2018]]'' (0:28) {{ClassicShirt}} {{GopnikOutfit}} A short clip recorded by Chris during his attendance of the panel about him at MAGfest 2017, originally posted to [[Facebook]].

*'''[[January 2018 Paid Video Requests#Happy Anniversary Fraun and James (original)|Happy Anniversary Fraun and Jessie]]''' ''14 [[January 2018]]'' (0:37) {{Marketing}} {{Crazy}} {{Business}} {{GopnikOutfit}} Chris fulfills a second paid video request from the same couple who ordered such a request a year earlier. He soon deleted this video and redid the request, possibly due to the client's dissatisfaction with Chris's mangling of James's name.

*'''[[January 2018 Paid Video Requests#Happy Anniversary Fraun and James. (do-over)|Happy Anniversary Fraun and James.]]''' ''15 [[January 2018]]'' (0:31) {{Marketing}} {{Crazy}} {{Business}} {{GopnikOutfit}} A do-over of the anniversary greetings video, with James's name said properly.

*'''[[January 2018 Paid Video Requests#Rainbow|Rainbow]]''' ''15 [[January 2018]]'' (3:49) {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} {{GopnikOutfit}} Chris sings a Kesha song as a paid request.

*'''[[January 2018 Paid Video Requests#I Enjoy Being a Girl|I Enjoy Being a Girl]]''' ''15 [[January 2018]]'' (4:15) {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} {{GopnikOutfit}} Chris sings a song from the musical ''[[wikipedia:Flower Drum Song|Flower Drum Song]]''.

*'''[[January 2018 Paid Video Requests#It Ain't My Fault|It Ain't My Fault]]''' ''15 [[January 2018]]'' (3:52) {{Marketing}} {{Music}} {{Business}} {{GopnikOutfit}} Another paid video request, where Chris sings a song by Zara Larsson.

*'''[[Smashing]]''' ''16 [[January 2018]]'' (2:00) {{Politics}} {{Power}} {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Crazy}} {{Idea Guy}} Chris smashes the [[Christine Doll]], believing it to be bugged by Nazi spies.

*'''[[Get Out, You D*** Nazis!]]''' ''19 [[January 2018]]'' (3:15) {{Politics}} {{Power}} {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Crazy}} {{Idea Guy}} {{GopnikOutfit}} Chris destroys an artificial Christmas tree to intimidate Nazis invading [[My Little Pony|Equestria]].

*'''[[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth]]''' ''31 [[January 2018]]'' (16:41) {{(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{GopnikOutfit}} Chris begs his fans to buy his old Pokémon cards to pay for [[Barb]]'s dental bills.

==February 2018==

*'''[[Damaged original art for sale]]''' ''22 [[February 2018]]'' (16:41) {{Marketing}} {{Comics}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} Chris hawks a few stained artworks from [[Sonichu 14]].

==March 2018==

*'''[[Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)]]''' ''14 [[March 2018]]'' (2:34) {{Marketing}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} Chris and Barb advertise [[Cole Smithey]]'s vintage comics for sale.

*'''[[Twitch#Sonichu's Live PS4 Broadcast (Burnout Paradise Remastered)|Sonichu's Live PS4 Broadcast]]''' ''16 [[March 2018]]'' {{video games}} {{Crazy}} {{Live}} Chris streams Burnout Paradise Remastered on Twitch. [Full stream is lost.]

*'''[[Our signatures]]''' ''28 [[March 2018]]'' (2:47) {{Marketing}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{GopnikOutfit}} A response video to prove Chris and Barb's signatures are authentic.

*'''[[CWC Ancestry]]''' ''31 [[March 2018]]'' (3:49) {{Racism}} {{Reason}} Chris proudly explaining the results of a DNA test from 23andme.com.

==April 2018==

*'''[[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]''' ''5 [[April 2018]]'' (10:51){{Marketing}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{GopnikOutfit}} Chris lists more of Cole's belongings for sale.

*'''[[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne|Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne]]''' ''6 [[April 2018]]'' (0:33){{Marketing}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} Chris begins the video normally, puts on his sad face to beg, then shifts to cheerful to plug the [[PlayStation]] 2 game "Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne" after a member of the [[Kiwi Farms]] asked him to do so via [[eBay]] PMs after unsuccessfully trying to convince him to play/talk about the game on [[Twitter]].

*'''[[Buy Our Things off of my eBay to help us, Please.]]''' ''9 [[April 2018]]'' (0:13){{Marketing}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}} Barb appears in her 5th begging video to announce the sale of more of Cole's comics and the [[Wii Remote of Fail]].

*'''[[I’m stressed, but I am working]]''' ''11 [[April 2018]]'' (0:37){{Marketing}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{Business}} {{CapitalVenture}} After 74 days without updating Sonichu, Chris apologizes, stating he has to catch up to the events in Cwcville, begs for money, and tops it off with [[Random-access humor|a Seinfeld reference]].

*'''[[Buy Right Now from eBay]]''' ''13 [[April 2018]]'' (0:16){{Marketing}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{Business}} A short video where Chris begs his fans to buy his items on eBay.

*'''[[Dick Licker; that is I.]]''' ''15 [[April 2018]]'' (0:21){{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}} {{Magi-Cryzel}} {{Financhu Crisis}} An indecent video made by Chris, showcasing two poorly drawn [[pickles]] on his wall, followed by him licking them.

*'''[[With Apologies to Mister Resident]]''' ''16 [[April 2018]]'' (6:00) {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} A video apology by Chris, where he apologizes to a professor at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] he had supposedly drove insane.

*'''[[One-Hundred]]''' ''16 [[April 2018]]'' (5:01) {{Power}} {{Tomgirl}} {{bubblegumnightmare}} {{GopnikOutfit}} Chris films himself lifting dumbbells one hundred times.

*'''[[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#A few seconds of Barb dancing|A few seconds of Barb dancing]]''' ''16 [[April 2018]]'' (0:05) {{Marketing}}{{Business}} Chris films Barb dancing for a ween.

*'''[[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]]''' ''17 [[April 2018]]'' (1:01) {{Marketing}}{{(Handouts)}} {{Tragedy}} {{Rage}} {{Business}}{{Financhu Crisis}} Chris begs for [[eBay]] sales. He does so after admitting on social media that [[April_2018_social_media_posts#He_wants_.24600.2B_to_go_to_BronyCon|he wants $600+ for a trip to BronyCon]] though he avoids mentioning that in this video.

*'''[[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys]]''' ''17 [[April 2018]]'' (51:46) {{Marketing}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{Live}} Chris begs [[fans]] to buy [[Transformers]] toys on [[eBay]] in a [[Twitch]] livestream. The highlights of the stream are Chris' interview with [[Barb]] and his [[dogs]] howling forcing him to end the stream early despite saying he wouldn't stop until everything listed on eBay was sold.

*'''[[I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]]''' ''17 [[April 2018]]'' (0:58) {{Marketing}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Business}} {{Financhu Crisis}} Chris thanks "Jack," a fan who gifted him $600+ so that he could attend the 2018 [[BronyCon]] [[April_2018_social_media_posts#He_wants_.24600.2B_to_go_to_BronyCon|after Chris begged on social media for eBay sales to afford the trip.]]

*'''[[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#A Lifted Dance|A Lifted Dance]]''' ''18 [[April 2018]]'' (3:03) {{Marketing}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Business}} {{bubblegumnightmare}} {{GopnikOutfit}} Chris dances to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifted_(CL_song) "Lifted" by CL.]

*'''[[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Frank!|Happy Birthday, Frank!]]''' ''18 [[April 2018]]'' (1:43) {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Business}} {{bubblegumnightmare}} {{GopnikOutfit}} Chris wishes a customer's friend a happy birthday followed by parroting lines said customer wrote for him to say.

*'''[[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!]]''' ''20 [[April 2018]]'' (3:59) {{Marketing}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Business}} {{Financhu Crisis}} Chris records a video with his webcam after breaking his smartphone and not being able to connect to YouTube with his [[PlayStation]] 4. The video consists of begging [[fans]] to pay for a new smartphone, and fulfilling a request by "Jack Z" to shout random access humor.

*'''[[I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms]]''' ''21 [[April 2018]]'' (0:50) {{Tragedy}} {{Reason}} {{Financhu Crisis}} {{The Happy Hag}} In a desperate attempt to be forgiven, Chris [[Chris and remorse|apologizes]] to his associated fandoms for ruining their image.

==May 2018==

*'''[[Beedee, Beedee, Beedee; I’m Back, Buck!]]''' ''4 [[May 2018]]'' (1:25){{Marketing}} {{Reason}} {{Magi-Cryzel}} {{Business}} Chris apologizes for 'the lack of progress' on [[Sonichu]], after angry [[fans]] complained about his lack of work on the comics they pay for monthly via his [[Patreon]] account. He also announces an exclusive comic for his Patrons about himself, [[Magi-Chan]] and [[April 2018 social media posts#Introducing Cryzel Rosechu|Cryzel Rosechu]].

*'''[[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]''' ''8 [[May 2018]]'' (0:17){{Marketing}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{Financhu Crisis}} Chris records this short video inside of a Car that's parked inside a garage. The video consists of Barb and Chris begging their fans to buy more items that Chris sells on eBay in order for them to pay for the mortgage.

*'''[[SERIOUSLY, BUY THE TOYS FROM ME NOW, PLEASE!]]''' ''8 [[May 2018]]'' (0:48){{Marketing}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Financhu Crisis}} Video consisting Chris begging his fans to buy his items he's selling on eBay because he needs at least 200 USD for the mortgage.

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