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Talk:Best Buy

2010-09-23T03:17:08Z

BigDan:

Working on the table of purchases--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:48, 22 September 2010 (PDT)

Does anyone know what the Child SKU means?? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:14, 22 September 2010 (PDT)

Investigating [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 18:16, 22 September 2010 (PDT)
: It's just for Best Buy's internal stock system. It stands for Stock Keeping Unit. Since the free PSN cards seem to have different barcodes/item numbers, they class the free $10 cards as a "Child" of the normal chargeable ones - which means they are linked to each other for stock tracking purposes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:29, 22 September 2010 (PDT)
::The $0.00 PSN cards are the activation codes being used, not free cards. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:46, 22 September 2010 (PDT)
:::I mentioned that in IRC, but I based it off my experience at Staples. Can anyone confirm that? [[User:BigDan|BigDan]] 20:17, 22 September 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Xanabit

2010-08-18T04:10:10Z

BigDan: /* The CWCki forum... */

==Not A Forum==

{{Not A Forum}}

CWCki talkpages are not forums. Discontinue using talk pages for discussion. Your Autism is no excuse. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:17, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

==Your Fan Art==

I just want to tell you that your fan art is awesome and much appreciated. You don't know how satisfying it is for me to see pictures of those [[Sonee & Rosey|little fuckers]] being brutally tortured/murdered. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:56, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Thanks, I just wish I was a better artist. The horrible sadness is Chris has had more practice drawing since graduating high school than I have. :( --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 01:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I like the way you draw them. It helps me feel less sorry for them.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:52, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:You have given nightmares and for that i salute you.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Hey, just wanted to tell ya I saw all the stuff you drew on /cwc/ and think it's just as awesome as the story art. The Father's Day picture (one of my favorites) alone would be enough to get Chris angry (although I don't know if he'd respond anymore). Nicely Done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 08:33, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

You have won my respect with your fan art. May I fellate you? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:53, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

==The Comic==

I actually really enjoyed it. It's one of the few <s>troll</s> TRUE and HONEST comics I've really liked aside from Asperchu. You sir are good people. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:48, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

===This concerns all of us, man===
I just think you should know that Cogs is enacting a new policy regarding fan works that can be read [[CWCki:Policy|here]]. Also, there's some fairly ugly (and barely literate) backlash going on against the torture stories happening at the discussion page on ''Afternoon'', and some support would be greatly appreciated. If you'd like to stay out of it, though, I completely understand. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:43, 12 July 2010 (CEST)

== /cwc/ ==

I can save some of those pictures if you'd like me to.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:23, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:Save to your computer? Go right ahead. But if you're talking about uploading them here, there's a reason why I didn't do it myself. I'm waiting for all this drama surrounding the fan section to die off. So far it's only a few fanfics were deleted, but I have no idea what's still to come. No sense continuing to upload images only for them to be taken down in the next week or so. Besides, there's talk of starting a whole new wiki for fanworks, it'd make more sense to put 'em there. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:18, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
::Yes, I meant to my computer. Most of the pictures are way over 150 kb, so I wouldn't upload them here anyway.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:34, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:::The earlier ones I posed on /cwc/ weren't resized and were saved as png files, so yeah they're all around 1.5MB. The later ones, starting with page 22, and all the ones I already uploaded, were shrunk down and saved as JPGs. Also, I'm going to be going through every page to make minor revisions when I'm done. Polish some of the coloring, edit the dialog, that kind of thing. I'm also going to change Heather's dialog so it's entirely in Spanish (there's a reason for this everyone will find out soon). --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 21:13, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

== Flipnote, Vote padding, Drugs and your local government... ==
I noticed you edited the Flipnote Hatena concerning the labyrinth flipnote and Chris's star spam. I really doubt that this changes anything, but I do recall that at one point it was around 2k or something and then after a week or so I checked back in and it was at 9001 for a while. I think that although Chris has taken liberty to star his own shit but I also think that at some point a fuckin' retard decided to meme it up and spam some stars chris' way. How much is a unknown. Could've been less than a hundred or over several thousand. I only mention this because I think that not all are the result of Chris (my theory is Chris did 60-80%). Kind of hard guessing with numbers and it wasn't really relevant, but I think that you might interested in it slightly.

Also, I must say that you are doing a awesome job at the comics you are uploading to /cwc/. I always look forward to your uploads. I have been wondering about the Fear and Loathing in CWCville comic that (i think) you FedEX'd to Chris; did he receive it? is it possible for you to know that it was received or sent back? I am interested in knowing its status. Oh also but I don't know if you remember me and my 1 or 2 requests in your threads on /cwc/, but I am ttly not a perv or creeper. I made the requests under the assumption that they weren't creepy or anything but I see that it is pretty ambiguous. I should've had more tact in crafting my requests, or better yet, not make them at all.

Thanks for reading through all my bullshit here and keep up the great work you are doing. [[User:Wozblod|Wozblod]] 08:26, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

== ModNation Stats Number Crunching ==

I recall that you are going to do some processing of Chris's wins and losses once he has raced a thousand times. Well, he has now reached that milestone. What do you have in store for us? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 22:53, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:I have all the numbers saved, as well as his placement in all the leaderboards. I'll see what I can do with them tomorrow (er, later today?) --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 23:26, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
::Yeah, about this. It's time we get updated. Even while everyone's attention is focused on Bob and Barb, I'm still curious about those numbers. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 07:14, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
:::I'll be honest, I don't really know what I'm doing. I took screen caps of every page of the leaderboards Chris is on, but without knowing what the mean, median, and mode are this data isn't of much use. From my initial findings, it seems Chris is actually a mediocre racer. His stats are well below the "good" players, but he's not the worst on almost every page of the leaderboards he's on. 1,000 races and 200 wins: a 20% win stat. I don't play online racers, so I have no idea how good that is. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 07:34, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
::::That... probably isn't good (sorry for butting in). If you can figure out how he got the losses, you'd have a better picture of how well he does. If I remember correctly, I saw something that said he probably ragequits when he's going to lose, so a lot of those races are probably drops on his end. There's probably no real way to tell how good he is because whenever he loses, he's willing to ragequit.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:58, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::His disconnects and "did not finish" stats are actually pretty low. 29 and 43, respectfully. Out of 800 losses, he'd either have to be losing ''really'' bad, or was just running away from the other racers if they were saying mean things (assuming ModNation has live player chat, and Chris didn't opt to turn it off). --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 10:06, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

== The CWCki forum... ==

Any clue what Dr.Shoggoth did to it that the link's broken? The idea was an awesome one, but seeing as it disappeared without a word, it seems weird. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:42, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
:Looks like it might have got DDoS'd --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 19:50, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
::He took it down after a dispute on IRC with Canine. I'm not sure if it will be back up or not. [[User:BigDan|BigDan]] 21:10, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

User:BigDan

2010-08-15T00:06:49Z

BigDan:

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Kick the Autistic amateur league Champion from the 70's. Now I have a hook for a hand and am to huge for my DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.

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2010-08-02T22:29:56Z

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2010-08-02T22:29:50Z

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2010-08-02T22:15:32Z

BigDan:

Kick the Autistic amateur league Champion from the 70's. Now I have a hook for a hand and am to huge for my DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
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User talk:BigDan

2010-08-02T22:14:11Z

BigDan:

Kick the Autistic amateur league Champion from the 70's. Now I have a hook for a hand and am to huge for my DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.

User talk:BigDan

2010-08-02T22:13:56Z

BigDan:

Kick the Autistic amateur league Champion from the 70's. Now I have a hook for a hand and am to huge for my DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.

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Talk:DPF phonecall

2010-08-02T22:08:42Z

BigDan:

==lolwut?==
So, someone went to the trouble of making a (shitty) stub (no offense) for this call. As I discuss [[CWCki:Community_Portal#DPF_call.3F|here]], there is some issues with this call. I'd rather not outright delete it but would anyone care to weigh in on how to treat this call? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:43, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

*Maybe we should make a single page for "fan chats" with Chris where all these types of calls go? It's not really notable enough to get its own page. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:31, 27 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I'm inclined to agree with Delabonte, HOWEVER I believe this would set a bad precedence. Ideally, CWCki promotes openness in trolling - this is why we require publicly available sources of information before things get cited.
::Unlike Wikipedia, independent research should be encouraged such that if people can get Chris to clarify points about his work in such a way that it contributes to the CWCki or clarifies a previous misunderstanding, then we should accept that as evidence provided there's an accurate way to determine the legitimacy.
::So where does this come in? Some faggots, while they are faggots, manage to get in touch with Chris and they make their conversation with him publicly available. They went outside conventional means of contacting Chris and these aren't the usual people who put out material (i.e. "Miscreants", "Secret Circle", what have you) guys but nonetheless, they had a conversation with Chris that provides a few tidbits of insight into Chris that were not publicly available. Yes, they're really annoying because they're trying really hard to earn Chris's trust and possibly attention whores but nonetheless, they could have easily kept this to themselves as many people are apt to do, that is to troll Chris and never share the results (early trolls had this problem, which is why we have no confirmed records of Jessica Ruddi and why some trolls hate "Ginger" - not because she's a troll who's working outside the system, but a troll who isn't making her results publicly available). We do have a page for that one interview people did with Chris, and they were sorta faggots, might as well let these faggots have a page here since their attention whoring is still outweighed by the insight provided. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:46, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== sorry about the stub==
i'm still learning about the templates and cwcki editing, but after a quick reading of how to do it i improved it and left a note that it needs transcribing
--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:32, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
==Transcribing dis bitch==
Imma break open a fresh pack of cigarettes and hop to transcribing part 2, for great justice --[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 05:08, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
Done the first part, will do more when I get back from driver's ed --[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 05:44, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Transcribing for part 2 is complete. Gonna move on to Mumbles after listening to that Bob vid the DPF people put up. --[[User:BigDan|BigDan]] 10:07, 2 August 2010

== derp derp ==

We faggots spoke to Bob too.

You may or may-not want to do something with this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXwJEMeDbGg

DPF phonecall

2010-08-02T21:51:10Z

BigDan: /* Transcript */

On 15 [[January 2010]], the cast of "Digimon Parody Fandub" uploaded the audio of a phone call that they conducted with [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]].

==Part 1==

<center>{{#ev:youtube|jJgbVrFasxk}}</center>

===Transcript===
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Jynx:''' Hel-(cut off by static)
 '''Jack:''' Hi I'm *inaudible*
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry what?
 '''Jynx:''' Good evening.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, good evening.
 '''Jynx:''' We tried to conta-well I tried to contact you earlier, I wanted to ask permission to use something of yours. A character of yours.
 '''Chris:''' I see.
 '''Jynx:''' I, um, I own a comic called Marty-Bob, right? It's pretty popular. It's based off the series Negima, you may have heard of it. Have you?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no. I have not.
 '''Jynx:''' Well, as you know, I am English, and it's rather popular over here, right? And your character, being pretty popular in England as well, um, I wanted to see if I could use him just as a cameo to say hi to Marty-Bob.
 '''Chris:''' Mmm.
 '''Jynx:''' Well I-*cut off by Chris*
 '''Chris:''' Well, I give you, I give you permission to use my c-, use my Sonichu as a as a, in a cameo appearance in there, just make sure you reference me and the CWCipedia.
 '''Jack:''' We'll, we'll do that sir.
 '''Jynx:''' We'll link and everything and give credit to you *Text comes up reading 'Sonichu can come up and give Marty-Bob a handshake and then Marty-Bob can meet'* Sonichu and say he's awesome.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah okay, that's fine.
 '''Jack:''' Also, I was wondering, I have a character I'd like to audition for you, for your Sonichu comic.
 '''Chris:''' I see. Hmm.
 '''Jack:''' His, his name is Poliochu, he has Polio, he's like the uh, clone of FDR and he has Polio, so he needs a wheelchair.
 '''Chris:''' I see, hmm, well you can send me a drawing of it, to my e-mail address or to the mailbag on the CWCipedia and I'll uh, I'll look at-I'll look the character over.
 '''Jynx:''' Will you look at 'em all of your e-mails?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'll look at the e-mails.
 '''Jynx:''' Okay that's good.
 '''Jack:''' That's good, that's good. Also, um, are you getting those dastardly trolls? I mean, they're just so mean.
 '''Chris:''' Yes they are mean.
 '''Jynx:''' I liked your recent video where you spoke French or s-*static pause*
 '''Chris:''' *cutting in* Spanish.
 '''Jynx:''' You taught me how to say it it was like illis zububolis or something.
 '''Jack:''' What does that mean anyway what you said in Spanish?
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, yeah th- the meaning escapes me at the moment, but it's pronounced "uhcrepsa etah y uhcinos evol.
 '''Jack:''' Mhm.
 '''Jynx:''' Chris, can I just say something?
 '''Chris:''' Mhm?
 '''Jynx:''' I'm your biggest fan; you're so awesome.
 '''Chris:''' Thank you.
 '''Jack:''' You do not deserve any of the bad treatment towards you like, Clyde Cash, he's just a jerk and whatever that guy who says he's you but not as good looking.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' So what is Asperchu?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well Asperchu is not mine, it belongs to Alec Benson Leary and I have no connection to him whatsoever, except for him buying out the ad space and putting his ads on th-*cuts out*
 '''Jynx:''' What?
 '''Jack:''' Why would he do that to you?
 '''Chris:''' He's just being, he's just being mean and a jerk.
 '''Jynx:''' I thought that um, you guys were having a meeting. That's what you said in your video.
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, no I challenged him to come and meet- challenged him to come to Virginia so we can see who stacks up better here.
 '''Jynx:''' Right.
 '''Jack:''' Did Clyde Cash ever come to your house and try to fight you?
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, people have come to my house, and uh, gone so-gone as far as to egg my house.
 '''Jack:''' Egged? Your house has been egged?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' That's not very nice they're *inaudible*
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' It's a waste of eggs.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jack:''' Eggs are supposed to be eaten.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah th-
 '''Jack:''' *cuts off Chris* They're made with french toast.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' I wanted to ask you a question.
 '''Chris:''' Mhm?
 '''Jynx:''' Y'know Magi-chan?
 '''Chris:''' Yep.
 '''Jynx:''' How come he's got -chan at the end of his name but not -chu?
 '''Chris:''' It's a play off the word magician.
 '''Jynx:''' I see. I didn't know that! That's pretty cool, I've learned something new today!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jack:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' But what's that, his species name is Magi-chan?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' So, could I capture my own Magi-chan if it was in a pokémon game?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, not really. If I- if there was a pokémon game with all the Sonichu characters in there, you'd have to, uh, evolve it from a Sonee with a Moon Stone.
 '''Jynx:''' Ah, I see.
 '''Jack:''' Also I was wondering, uh, what is this A.D. Vision thing project you're making-you're going on talking about?
 '''Chris:''' Ah, uh, oh, turns out tha-turns out I was fooled there, apparently A.D. Vison went ou-went out of business in September 2009. I did not realize that until recently.
 '''Jynx:''' Oh, I got, I got to ask you a really important question.
 '''Jack:''' Who is Ginger? We just want to know; we're confused about that.
 '''Chris:''' She's a fan.
 '''Jack:''' She's a fan?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' Like us?
 '''Jack:''' *inaudible*
 '''Chris:''' She talked to me recently.
 '''Jack:''' Oh, where does she live?
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, she lives in Florida.
 '''Jack:''' Florida? That's-
 '''Chris:''' *cuts in* Yeah.
 '''Jack:''' Pretty f-pretty far a way aways man.
 '''Chris:''' Well-
 '''Jack:''' *cuts in* Around.
 '''Chris:''' I wasn't doing anything lately, y'know?
 '''Jynx:''' Chris!
 '''Chris:''' Mhm?
 '''Jynx:''' Could I ask your opinion on something?
 '''Chris:''' Okay.
 '''Jynx:''' It's something you haven't released information or anything and it's so important I wanna ask you this.
 '''Chris:''' Mhm?
 '''Jynx:''' Um, do you like Digimon?
 '''Chris:''' Digimon's okay.
 '''Jynx:''' But you think poké-
 '''Jack:''' They're just a pretty ripoff of Pokémon right?
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, yeah I would dare say it's sort of a ripoff.
 '''Jynx:''' But, I, I like Digimon and I like Sonichu, because I'm awesome like that; that's how I roll.
 '''Chris:''' Mkay. Alright, that's cool.
 '''Jynx:''' Do you like Kermit the Frog?
 '''Chris:''' 'Kay.
 '''Jynx:''' Would you like to speak to Kermit the Frog?
 '''Chris:''' No. I-
 '''Jack:''' *cuts in* He has like the best voice of doing it though.
 '''Jynx:''' Yeah, I-I'm pretty good.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, I'll listen to your imitation of Kermit the Frog.
 '''Jynx:''' Okay, here it is, ready? *Mimics Kermit the Frog* Hi there, Kermit the Frog here speaking to Chris-Chan, which is pretty cool.
 '''Chris:''' Mmm.
 '''Jynx:''' You like it?
 '''Chris:''' It's okay...uh, *Mimics Kermit the Frog* *Inaudible mumbling in the voice* and sound like Kermit the Frog. Ladies and Gentlemen, *inaudible name* in the audience, yay!
 '''Jynx:''' Oh, wow! That was good at the end! That was excellent!
 '''Jack:''' Can you hear my- can you hear my Bill Cosby voice. Do you know Bill Cosby?
 '''Chris:''' Yep.
 '''Jack:''' Alright, here it is. *Mimics Bill Cosby* Hello Chris-Chan, with the bippin' and the boppin' and the hippin'. *Coughs*. God that hurt.
 '''Chris:''' *Mimicking Bill Cosby* Mmm, that's pretty good, but I think *inaudible* and we could talk all day long! And we could do all the jibba jabba blibba blabba.
 '''Jynx:''' Oh, uh, do you know who Cleveland Brown?
 '''Chris:''' Yep. *Mimics Cleveland* Oh yeah, I know Cleveland Brown. Yeah I watch the Cleveland Show. *Attempts Cleveland's laugh*
 '''Jynx:''' Oh, I like his laugh, it's like *mimics laugh*.
 '''Jack:''' When are you going to do a Metal Gear Solid themed episode?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry, I didn- I didn't understand the question.
 '''Jack:''' When are you going to do a Metal Gear Solid themed comic ser-type of like, Sonichu?
 '''Chris:''' Well uh, maybe later, but not right now.
 '''Jack:''' Here, I could do, I could do I good Snake voice. Let's get into it. Listen.
 '''Chris:''' Mkay.
 '''Jack:''' *Mimicking Snake* Otacon, this is Snake. Where are we? *cough*
 '''Jynx:''' Is that the one from Super Smash Brothers?
 '''Jack:''' No.
 '''Jynx:''' Is-have you ever played Super Smash Brothers, Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yep.
 '''Jynx:''' Do you have a friend code for it?
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, yeah, but it would be hard for me to get to it right now.
 '''Jynx:''' Ah.
 '''Jack:''' Ah okay.
 '''Jynx:''' I would love to play you because I actually don't have Snake in Brawl yet. I don't know how to unlock him.
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, uh, I'm sorry, you don't-uh, you're talking about the Snake character, unlocking him in Super Smash Brothers Brawl?
 '''Jynx:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Mmm, you could look, you could look up the answer how to unlock him on GameFAQs, G A M E F A Q S dot com.
 '''Jynx:''' Chris, who do you use?
 '''Jack:''' He uses Sonic of course.
 '''Chris:''' Mmm.
 '''Jynx:''' Do you know that if you hack the game, you could mix Pikachu's move with Sonic, and then you can make, like Sonichu in brawl?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, that's interesting.
 '''Jynx:''' That'd be cool. I used to do that; I used to hack Brawl at one point.
 *End of audio*

==Part 2==

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 '''Jack:'''Reggie Fils-Aime, I've always tried to talk with him, I've called Nintendo of America like a billion times asking to talk with him, he's like always busy.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it turned out-it turned out between him and, uh, Sh-and, uh, Sh-
 '''Jack:''' (cutting in) Shigeru Miyamoto?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It turned out when I talked to them they turned out to be just trolls pretending to be them.
 '''Jynx:''' Well, was that Clyde Cash again?
 '''Chris:''' No, uh, another troll. Under Clyde Cash, I'm sure.
 '''Jack:''' *mumbling* oh, oh. Have you seen "The Book of Eli" yet?
 '''Chris:''' No, I have not.
 '''Jack:''' You should go see it. Oh, there-here, my, uh, my little sister would like to talk to you.
 '''Jynx:''' She's from Australia.
 '''Jack:''' Yeah.
 '''Girl:''' Is this really Sonichu? I'm really excited now!
 '''Chris:''' (cutting in) Hello?
 '''Girl:''' Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? I've been trying to talk with you for hours and hours now!
Sonichu! Oh my god, I love this show! I love it, I love it, I love it!
 '''Jack:''' (cutting in) she's just
 '''Chris:''' (inaudible)
 '''Girl:''' Shut up, shut up Jack, I'm talking! I'm so...oh, wow.
 '''Jynx:''' Do you like (inaudible) Gaiden?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, it's a good show.
 '''Jynx:''' I have, do you know what my favourite Chris Chan video is? The one where you do the life in a day of Sonichu. That was great!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Thank you.
 '''Jynx:''' Yeah, I've-
 '''Jack:''' (cutting in) Did you notice that Chris Mc-Chris McFarland-Seth McFarlane has put you in one of the episodes?
 '''Chris:''' Uh. Sorry, I did not understand that.
 '''Jack:''' Seth McFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, he put you in that one episode, where they did like, a Stephen King parody? He made Peter look just like you.
 '''Chris:''' No, uh, (sound cut off) -like that.
 '''Jynx:''' That's your shirt.
 '''Girl:''' (speaking over Chris) Oh, I LOVE YOUUU!
 '''Jack:''' (inaudible) -that you're famous though.
 '''Chris:''' Hm... Indeed.
 '''Jack:''' Are you ever gonna come to Anime Expo?
 '''Chris:''' I might.
 '''Jynx:''' Oh, what kind of anime do you like? Do you like, uh, Lucky Star? (inaudible) Naruto, Bleach?
So many to choose from.
 '''Girl:''' (cutting in) Oh, Anime, do you like Anime? I like Anime!
 '''Jynx:''' Negime, Marty Bob? There's a whole list.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I like a lot of anime, but I would say that I really like Excel Saga.
 '''Jack:''' Excel Saga? Yeah, Nabushin's the best.
 '''Jynx:''' I like (inaudible)
 '''Jack:''' I don't even know what that is man.
 '''Girl:''' [unintelligible], Ponies~.
 '''Jack:''' [unintelligible]...(Over Chris) Me and Chris know what it's about.
 '''Chris:''' Listen, I'm busy working on a this project right now.
 '''Jack:''' Which project is it?
 '''Chris:''' Oh it's some, uh... (static)
 '''Jack:''' (Cutting off Chris) Is it like a video, or some sort of, like, game, or picture.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it's a drawing, alright?
 '''Jack:''' It's a drawing? Oh, oh, oh. Ok. Here's another Sonichu character, alright? His name is Hunter ThompsonChu... He's like, he's like a writer sort of Sonichu character, and he wears, like, um, what is it? Like, ah... Do you wa- Have you read or watched "Bleach" before?
 '''Chris:''' Mm. Yeah.
 '''Jack:''' You know that shopkeeper (audio fades) that hat, but a different color. And he wears, like, sunglasses. And he just, like, he types and he's just, like, a really crazy cooky character.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, well, again, ya'know, send the pictures to the email or send it to the mailbag and I'll h- and I'll look at it.
 '''Jack:''' (An unintelligible voice starts with Jack, then stops.) Great, and I'll go find Alec for you and I'll get him for you. I'll beat him up.
 '''Girl:''' [Grainy and obnoxious] I HAVE A QUESTION!
 '''Jynx:''' Chris, Chris, Chris, I wanna say something. (Mention our?) parody fandub in your next video.
 '''Chris:''' Umm... I might.
 '''Jack:''' We need the, um, We need the, um, We need the, uh, what is it?
 '''Jynx:''' The Views.
 '''Jack:''' Yeah, we need the views, please.
 '''Jynx:''' And I've supported Sonichu for a long time, like, I've even posted fan-pictures on Youtube.
 '''Jack:''' I'm even getting a tattoo, later tomorrow, of Sonichu, on my chest... Ultra Sonichu.
 '''Chris:''' Well, I... Alight, it was nice talking to y'all but I gotta go.
 '''Jack:''' Can we call you next time? Will you answer us?
 '''Chris:''' Eh, I might.
 '''Jack:''' Please, that would make my sister's day. Alright, Please?
 '''Chris:''' Ok, hello.
 '''Girl:''' Heeeeeeee. (Forced Giddiness) I have a question, I has a question, it (trails off). How long do you take drawring [sic] your pictures?
 '''Chris:''' Uhh, Sometimes it can take me up to 2 or 3 hours.
 '''Girl:''' Why?
 '''Jack:''' You could have a drawing contest against Alec to see who's the better c-(cuts off)
 '''Girl:''' I like drawing, too.
 '''Jack:''' (cuts back in.) -drawings.
 '''Girl:''' I like drawing... Can I draw pictures for Sonic-chan? I like drawring.[sic]
 '''Chris:''' (Softly, unsure) ...yeah...
 '''Jynx:''' Do you like, um, Wall-E?
 '''Chris:''' Wally?
 '''Jynx:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' I do not know what w- I do not know which Wally you're talking about.
 '''Jynx:''' [simultaneously] The Pixar thing. / Eeeevaaa.
 '''Jack:''' [simultaneously] The one with "WALL EEEEE and EVE" Eeevvaaa.
 '''Chris:''' I've never heard of that.
 '''Jynx:''' What's your favorite movie?
 '''Chris:''' Mary Poppins.
 '''Jynx:''' Mary Poppins?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' Is that the one with the dancing penguins?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Jynx:''' Is that your favorite animal?
 '''Chris:''' No, pengu- No, not my favorite animal.
 '''Jynx:''' What is your favorite animal?
 '''Jack:''' Sonichu?
 '''Chris:''' Not sure, I'm not sure at the moment. I, hey listen, I gotta go.
 '''Jynx:''' Please, (???), We're your biggest fans!
 '''Chris:''' Ok, thank you.
 '''Girl:''' (Overtly Sensual) I really like Sonichu, too. Makes me feel... Good.
 '''Jack:''' That was my sister, sorry.
*End of Audio

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