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Apologies to Alec and Evan

2010-02-04T02:06:12Z

BioSpark:

Right after giving Mao a [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], [[Chris]] "[[Lies|apologizes]]" to [[Evan]] and Alec, two of Mao's compatriots from [[Asperpedia]]. He seems to hope that this concession will help convince them to remove some of their ads on the [[CWCipedia]], which in addition to exposing Chris's lies and hypocrisy have become fearfully pornographic.

However, Chris studiously avoids mentioning the character that is the real bone of contention with Evan: not [[Fan:Asperchu|Asperchu]] or [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]], but [[Simonla Rosechu]], his [[Chris_and_art#Plagiarism_and_stealing|shameless imitation]] of Simonchu.
==Video==
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| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 1 February 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Website.png]] Website
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Redstripeshirt.png]] Red Stripe
| previous = [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.]]
| next = [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|Current]]
}}
===Transcript===
Ahh, Captain's Log, February 1st, 2010. I would like to take this moment to [[Chris and remorse|apologize]] to Mr. Alec Benson Leary for the curses, and the [[Death threats|death threats]], and mislabelings I have placed upon him. Such as, uh, not reading his own fan- his own quote-unquote "fanmail" and all that. So I apologize for stealing- for misunderstanding his [[Asperchu]] as being a parody and labeling it as such. As much as it is ''his'' original character.

Asperchu is Alec Benson's Leary charac- Alec Benson's... [''squints in a retarded concentration''] [[Autism|Try saying that three times fast with plurals]]. Heh. Asperchu is Alec Benson Leary's [[CWC-isms|all-creation]]. Not mine. And I retra- and I retract all the past statements I have made, uh, against that, and of his book being anything [[parody|parodic]] or copycatishly to anything in my uh, anything in my book.

Um... Anyway, uh, along with that I also would like to apologize to Evan for offending him and by clai- and by taking false claim of his Simonchu character. And uh, I'm happy to give that back to him, and I retract ''all'' ownership of the Simonchu character. [''Pauses in a retarded contemplation, leaning forward and opening his mouth again before continuing''] And I leave you all with that! So, yeah. My apologize, my apolo- my respective apologies to all of y'all on the Asperpedia, uh, I hope we can get along and maybe be less offensive advertise-wise. Okay. [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] Be safe and have a good day!
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

22 January 2010

2010-01-23T05:02:04Z

BioSpark:

On '''22 January 2010''' [[Chris]] denies the [[homos]]exual implications of giving [[Asperchu]] a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" as makeovers.

==Description==
{{quotebox|[[Chris and reality|What goes on ONLY within MY Comic Pages Are CWCVILLE FACT; Anything OUTSIDE of that and the Cwcipedia ARE FICTION.]]
}}

==Part 1==

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| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 22 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Homosn.png]] Homos
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] The Napoleon
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| next = [[22 January 2010#Part 2|January 2010 part 2]]
}} </center>

===Transcript part 1===
[[Captain's Log]], Stardate, January 22nd, 2010.

First off, I wanna give a shout-out to the Portland [[Sonichu]] Fan Club. [''Looks back at TV screen''] Er- their president [[Megan]], their vice president Brad, who did this song that's playing on in the background, [''holds a CD up to the camera''] sent it to me on a CD here. Thank you. And also to Becky, who's doing a paper on me as a modern cartoonist, I appreciate that, thank you.

An- anyway uh, I stand strong, I continue to draw the pages, and, yes, there will be updated- uploaded books. I mean if I can't- if I can't get five in a single day then I'll, still, you know, I'll get them up the next day. But you know at least I'm doing the average of two pages a day. I stand strong.

Anyway, also, uh, the makeover I did, you know. I got- I just received uh, just answered a bunch of new E-mail. New bunch of messages in the [[mailbag]]. You know what? I say this. Think about like on Home and Garden, The Learning Channel, even on Discovery and even on MTV. There's such [''wildly gestures''] home remodeling, cooking cuisine, and mythb- and mythbusting shows. And even, uh, [''sudden voice change''] ''Pimp My Ride''! And would you call the people on those shows homosexuals for giving something else or somebody else a makeover? No. No you don't. So that myth [''[[Sailor Moon]] pose''] is busted!

And also, I still say what I said against [[Evan]], and those people on there, wh-

[''Video cuts off'']

==Part 2==
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| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 22 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Homosn.png‎]] Homos
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] The Napoleon
| previous = [[22 January 2010#Part 1|22 January 2010 part 1]]
| next = Current
}}
===Transcript part 2===
[''Chris stomps back into frame'']

Anyway, uh, I'll leave y'all with that. And, uh, obviously, Asperch- ossibly- obviously, Asperpedia is going down, 'cause [[Asperchu|Alec]] and his crew are [[Chris and hypocrisy|shooting themselves in the foot]]. [[Sonichu 8|I would never do blood and gore]]. That's just [[Nudes|gross]]. I mean, if you're not queasy, then come back to Sonichu! Alri-

[''Video cuts off'']

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{{Captain's Log}}

22 January 2010

2010-01-23T05:00:57Z

BioSpark:

On '''22 January 2010''' [[Chris]] denies the [[homos]]exual implications of giving [[Asperchu]] a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" as makeovers.

==Description==
{{quotebox|[[Chris and reality|What goes on ONLY within MY Comic Pages Are CWCVILLE FACT; Anything OUTSIDE of that and the Cwcipedia ARE FICTION.]]
}}

==Part 1==

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| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 22 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Homosn.png]] Homos
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] The Napoleon
| previous = [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]
| next = [[22 January 2010#Part 2|January 2010 part 2]]
}} </center>

===Transcript part 1===
[[Captain's Log]], Stardate, January 22nd, 2010.

First off, I wanna give a shout-out to the Portland [[Sonichu]] Fan Club. [''Looks back at TV screen''] Er- their president [[Megan]], their vice president Brad, who did this song that's playing on in the background, [''holds a CD up to the camera''] sent it to me on a CD here. Thank you. And also to Becky, who's doing a paper on me as a modern cartoonist, I appreciate that, thank you.

An- anyway uh, I stand strong, I continue to draw the pages, and, yes, there will be updated- uploaded books. I mean if I can't- if I can't get five in a single day then I'll, still, you know, I'll get them up the next day. But you know at least I'm doing the average of two pages a day. I stand strong.

Anyway, also, uh, the makeover I did, you know. I got- I just received uh, just answered a bunch of new E-mail. New bunch of messages in the [[mailbag]]. You know what? I say this. Think about like on Home and Garden, The Learning Channel, even on Discovery and even on MTV. There's such [''wildly gestures''] home remodeling, cooking crusine, and mythb- and mythbusting shows. And even, uh, [''sudden voice change''] ''Pimp My Ride''! And would you call the people on those shows homosexuals for giving something else or somebody else a makeover? No. No you don't. So that myth [''[[Sailor Moon]] pose''] is busted!

And also, I still say what I said against [[Evan]], and those people on there, wh-

[''Video cuts off'']

==Part 2==
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| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 22 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Homosn.png‎]] Homos
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] The Napoleon
| previous = [[22 January 2010#Part 1|22 January 2010 part 1]]
| next = Current
}}
===Transcript part 2===
[''Chris stomps back into frame'']

Anyway, uh, I'll leave y'all with that. And, uh, obviously, Asperch- ossibly- obviously, Asperpedia is going down, 'cause [[Asperchu|Alec]] and his crew are [[Chris and hypocrisy|shooting themselves in the foot]]. [[Sonichu 8|I would never do blood and gore]]. That's just [[Nudes|gross]]. I mean, if you're not queasy, then come back to Sonichu! Alri-

[''Video cuts off'']

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{{Captain's Log}}

22 January 2010

2010-01-23T05:00:07Z

BioSpark:

On '''22 January 2010''' [[Chris]] denies the [[homos]]exual implications of giving [[Asperchu]] a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" as makeovers.

==Description==
{{quotebox|[[Chris and reality|What goes on ONLY within MY Comic Pages Are CWCVILLE FACT; Anything OUTSIDE of that and the Cwcipedia ARE FICTION.]]
}}

==Part 1==

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| name = 01222010.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|AawR8vsb-4c}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 22 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Homosn.png]] Homos
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] The Napoleon
| previous = [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]
| next = [[22 January 2010#Part 2|January 2010 part 2]]
}} </center>

===Transcript part 1===
[[Captain's Log]], Stardate, January 22nd, 2010.

First off, I wanna give a shout-out to the Portland [[Sonichu]] Fan Club. [''Looks back at TV screen''] Er- their president [[Megan]], their vice president Brad, who did this song that's playing on in the background, [''holds a CD up to the camera''] sent it to me on a CD here. Thank you. And also to Becky, who's doing a paper on me as a modern cartoonist, I appreciate that, thank you.

An- anyway uh, I stand strong, I continue to draw the pages, and, yes, there will be updated- uploaded books. I mean if I can't- if I can't get five in a single day then I'll, still, you know, I'll get them up the next day. But you know at least I'm doing the average of two pages a day. I stand strong.

Anyway, also, uh, the makeover I did, you know. I got- I just received uh, just answered a bunch of new E-mail. New bunch of messages in the [[mailbag]]. You know what? I say this. Think about like on Home and Garden, The Learning Channel, even on Discovery and even on MTV. There's such [''wildly gestures''] home remodeling, cooking crusine, and myth- and mythbusting shows. And even, uh, [''sudden voice change''] ''Pimp My Ride''! And would you call the people on those shows homosexuals for giving something else or somebody else a makeover? No. No you don't. So that myth [''[[Sailor Moon]] pose''] is busted!

And also, I still say what I said against [[Evan]], and those people on there, wh-

[''Video cuts off'']

==Part 2==
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| image = {{#ev:youtube|MveHD5-wEbk}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 22 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Homosn.png‎]] Homos
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] The Napoleon
| previous = [[22 January 2010#Part 1|22 January 2010 part 1]]
| next = Current
}}
===Transcript part 2===
[''Chris stomps back into frame'']

Anyway, uh, I'll leave y'all with that. And, uh, obviously, Asperch- ossibly- obviously, Asperpedia is going down, 'cause [[Asperchu|Alec]] and his crew are [[Chris and hypocrisy|shooting themselves in the foot]]. [[Sonichu 8|I would never do blood and gore]]. That's just [[Nudes|gross]]. I mean, if you're not queasy, then come back to Sonichu! Alri-

[''Video cuts off'']

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{{Captain's Log}}

12 January 2010

2010-01-14T05:50:16Z

BioSpark:

[[File:Rawr fag.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Chris screams for Asperchu!]]

'''12 January 2010''' (officially '''01122010.MOV''') was uploaded by [[Chris]] on 12 January 2010. In this video, Chris, [[Chris and reality|delusional as always]], mentions talks about working with now-defunct anime distribution company [[Wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D.Vision]] (now known as Section 23) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] over the [[Asperchu]] ads on his site. Also, Chris asserts his alleged heterosexuality by placing a ''[[Playboy]]'' centerfold featuring Marge Simpson on his rear wall.

At the end, he punches out his camera, thus ensuring many videos with skipping audio (or even worse) to come.

Pay careful attention his [[hair]] in these videos: at first glance, it may not seem too bad, but look again. That's a proto-combover. Chris can't even go bald with dignity.

A few hours later, he posts up a second video, raging [[Mailbag 36|about]] [[Mailbag 37|various]] [[Mailbag 38|questions in]] [[Mailbag 39|his mailbag]].

==Description==
{{quotebox|
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, ALEC!!! }}

==Part 1==

{{Tardrage}}
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| name = 01122010.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|eKo4EDlVRxc}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 12 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| previous = [[Down with Asperchu]]
| next = [[12 January 2010|Current]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Captain's Log, January 12, 2010.

Uh, first off, a couple of bentos-a couple of small anouncements, uh...

I'm possibly in talks with, uh, [[wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D. Vision]] about a project, possibly. But also, uh, hi Ginger.

Alright, so with that aside, let's uh, get down to the [[duck|meat]] here. Again, DOWN with that god damn [[Asperchu|Alec]]. I mean, he pai- he paid off that-s god damn [[Jack Thaddeus]] just so he can take over the stupid ad space. Ugh, I mean, I would prefer Jack Thaddeus BACK at this point!

GOD DAMNIT! YOU'RE TICKING ME OFF HERE! [[Death_threats#Alec_Benson_Leary|I'M GONNA COME AFTER YOU!]] I'm gonna come after you. I'm gonna sc- I'm gonna RUIN YOU! LEARY!!

ERNGH! You just make me so ANGRY...

[''Chris displays the [[Claw of Fail|claws]] and grunts for a little bit before punching out his camera.'']

==Part 2==

{{Tardrage}}
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| image = {{#ev:youtube|DszuxeOXE3k}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 12 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| previous = [[Down with Asperchu]]
| next = [[12 January 2010|Current]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===[[Image:LiquidOn12Jan2010.JPG|thumb|[[Liquid Chris|Liquid's]] two cents.]]
[''[[Sigh|Sighs]].''] Just further update. I am so sick... and tired... of having to deal with all these people who have so many goddamn misunderstandings and mislabelings.

First off, Asperchu is not mine! I am sick and tired of being misa-misassociated with him. He is not mine, and I would never care to associa-ha-him because he is a bunch of crap! He just looks like a parody of me with a [[Obesity|buddha belly]] and exaggerated manboobs! [''Adjusts [[Muscle_bra|bra]] underneath his shirt''] And I am so sick and tired of him.

And also Rosechu has always been a woman! If you look on page three of [[Sonichu 0|book number one]], it says right there that that Raichu was a girl, quote unquote GIRL RAICHU. And Sonichu has been straight the whole time! He's always been straight, Rosechu's always been a woman...

[''A long pause as Chris is overcome with [[dirty, crapped briefs|emotion]].'']
{{RageQuote|'''''RRRRRAAAAAAAARRRGH!!''''' }}
[''Pants for a few seconds.'']

If only people would just understand me better and quit the mislabelings and the misunderstandings, and quit making offensive comments and offensive questions and officient statements then maybe I would be more-feel more at peace! [''Sighs again.''] Leave it at that for now (something cut off)

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