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Talk:WeighIn

2010-10-26T22:49:30Z

Black Pickle:

Chris weighing himself???
Is he gonna start a weight loss plan for Jackie? --[[CaseHa]] 25 October 2010

:Sign your posts and take the topic to Speculation for a discussion (admins are cracking down on forum-like posts). --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Not enough data to work with unfortunately. We have no idea how accurate that scale is. The second he steps off of it, it could read -40 pounds. Secondly a person could put all their weight on the balls of their feet with that type of scale and screw with the measurement (you should have your weight on your heels). Sucks. This could have been good material to work with. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 19:08, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

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* I've speculated on the Chris and Health talk page that its because his muscles have nearly completely atrophied. Therefore, he wouldn't weight so much. --[[User:IconOfEvi|IconOfEvi]] 20:39, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
* I'd argue for one of these explanations as well. I'll be the first to admit that I am a dumpy guy who isn't in very good shape, but there's no way in hell I weigh 12-15 lbs. more than CWC by legitimate means. Granted I am about 3/4 of an inch shorter than him by most estimates, but still. So either I am heavier by virtue of actually still having muscle mass left in my body, or I basically need to go jump off a cliff now because that's just embarrassing :( --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 20:48, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
**I'm nearly 300, but I have muscle too. Still, it could be less. I blame school and not being able to goto Tae. Point being though that muscle accounts for a lot of weight. The fact that Chris weighs 220 or whatever is more indicative to me that he has nearly zero muscle mass/power. --[[User:IconOfEvi|IconOfEvi]] 21:11, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
*Do this is just me or the scale's number goes up before he steps down? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 08:07, 26 October 2010 (PDT)
* God damn, this scared me for a minute. I way nearly twenty stone and yet I don't even look as fat as Chris does. :| --[[User:Black Pickle|Black Pickle]] 15:49, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

Breast Cancer Awareness

2010-10-19T16:10:16Z

Black Pickle:

'''Breast Cancer Awareness''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 18 [[October 2010]]. Chris has stuffed his [[muscle bra]], likely with the [[Plush Breasts|plush breasts]] as seen in his [[Pregnant Act|previous video]], and speaks for a few moments about the dangers of breast cancer.

The video [[Chris and writing|begins with a segue]] into the talk about breast cancer. Providing a "public service", it is possible that breast cancer has come to Chris' attention either via a TV ad, or via his own [[health|checkup]] from an actual doctor. Throughout the video, J. Edgar Chandler adjusts his [[muscle bra]] and gropes himself regularly, and seems to be quite cheerful throughout the video, especially when considering the subject matter, and the probability that he may have to deal with it personally in the [[health|near]] [[Barbara|future]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Breast Cancer Awareness
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9es2xamI57s&f}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Breast cancer}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{K-SwissShirt|text}}
| location = [[Chris's kitchen|La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]
| previous = [[Pregnant Act]]
| next = [[Gilligan Be or Not]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Chris is sitting in his kitchen with his shirt obviously padded to make it appear like he has very large breasts. The radio or television is playing loudly in the background.'']

Seriously, though, folks, there is something else that you should be aware of [''He scratches his nose and glances off-screen.''] you know, breast cancer. You know what that's both us both males and females, regardless of size. [''He adjusts his fake breasts, pauses, then chuckles briefly.'']

Anyway, make yourselves aware of this. You should feel your tatas. [''Cups his own fake breasts, then delivers a [[creepy stare]] at the camera.''] Feel your breasts. Check to see if you have any lumps, they could be breast cancer. You never know. If you suspect breast cancer, go get yourself checked out with a doctor. Breast cancer awareness. [''Draws a ribbon in the air with his fingertip.''] Pink ribbon.

[''Cuts to a closeup on his chest, fake breasts still intact. Radio/TV is no longer in the background.'']

Hey. Hey hey. Hey! [''He grabs the camera, pointing it towards his face.''] Eyes up here, budde- [''Camera cuts out in the middle of the y in buddy.'']

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:Gilligan Be or Not

2010-10-19T13:52:12Z

Black Pickle:

Apparently this is from an episode of Gilligan's Island, and I think Chris is trying to dress up as Gilligan (with the red shirt and something attempting to be a bucket hat).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:09, 18 October 2010 (PDT)

== Transcription ==

I made a transcription. There was one part I wasn't completely sure of and I'm sure that it could be improved upon, but it's there.
[[User:Knight of Astraea|Knight of Astraea]] 22:46, 18 October 2010 (PDT)

== Shakespeare ==

Does Chris actually know what Shakespeare is? Does he know where this is originally from, or is he just ripping it wholesale from Gilligan's Island?

Also, I love Jackie. --[[User:Black Pickle|Black Pickle]] 06:52, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Breast Cancer Awareness

2010-10-19T13:47:19Z

Black Pickle:

{{Not A Forum}}

If nobody else is on, I'll do a rough transcription [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 21:39, 18 October 2010 (PDT)
Transcription done. I'm not entirely sure how to format it to have the video and all that cool stuff show up, so if anyone could do that, it'd be rad. [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 21:57, 18 October 2010 (PDT)
* I got that formatting thing up, now to identify it.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:10, 18 October 2010 (PDT)
== What's in Chris's Kitchen Game ==
Identify the shit. We should start a list on the main article. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:54, 18 October 2010 (PDT)
== Stolen? ==
That last bit HAS to be stolen from somewhere. Chris isn't that funny. --[[User:Black Pickle|Black Pickle]] 06:47, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Pregnant Act

2010-10-19T13:45:56Z

Black Pickle:

{{Not A Forum}}

* Uhm...I'll try to transcribe this BITCH. Oh GOD. -[[User:parlortrix|parlortrix]] October 18, 2010 11:43 PM CST
**Beat ya! [[User:Dude|Dude]] 21:54, 18 October 2010 (PDT)
***Not only did you do a better job, but you've spared me of having to watch it again. THANK YOU. -[[User:parlortrix|parlortrix]] October 18, 2010 12:13 AM CST

* The description of the teat especially in this article is fantastic. Well played, Xavier orona. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 04:40, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Pregnant Act

2010-10-19T13:44:58Z

Black Pickle:

Talk:100 2279

2010-10-13T15:32:40Z

Black Pickle:

I'll take a shot at transcribing this if no one else already is. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 22:40, 12 October 2010 (PDT)-~
:Good luck. He sounds almost completely incoherent in this video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
*Already done. Feel free to look for mistakes though. --[[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 22:43, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
** When Chris is singing, he's saying it's true love we share, but other than that it seems fine.--[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 23:18, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
***Thanks, I honestly couldn't make that part out. I don't watch the show, so that may have helped. --[[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 23:25, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

Removed the line "It may be worth mentioning that during the video he mentions Circuit City, which is where he presumably purchased the box set in the first place." It's not worth mentioning, it is a line from the "Cleveland Live!" episode of The Cleveland Show, and nothing more.--[[User:ShadowMoses|ShadowMoses]] 01:53, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*So I'm assuming that the line about eMachines and Dell computers and cart racing came from the show as well? I've never seen the show. Also should we link to this video? It seems oddly prescient http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDyg8bxeyTM [[User:Svek|Švek]] 07:28, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

I think the other subject matter on this one should be racism as well [[User:Sinisterminister|Sinisterminister]] 05:37, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*Why? Because Cleveland Brown is black? That's a dumb reason. Chris isn't being a racist here, he's just being stupid and is parroting some skits he saw on TV. --[[User:Marty Chang|Marty Chang]] 06:03, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

Do we really need all these EPIC REACTION IMAGES on the CWCki? The past 5 or so video articles have this shit for absolutely no reason other than to have a picture in the article to make it seem beefier. Fanart is alright (along with pictures Chris took himself or screencaps of the video to help round out the idea of the article) but we don't need screencaps of the Cleveland Show or The Flintstones. Removed the image for this article, but I'm leaving similar images in other articles. --[[User:Marty Chang|Marty Chang]] 06:03, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

What's the accent he's actually putting on here? It doesn't SOUND like Cleveland. --[[User:Black Pickle|Black Pickle]] 08:32, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

Was Chris about to apologise for the video being racist and instead said weak? --[[User:Black Pickle|Black Pickle]] 08:32, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

100 2277

2010-10-13T15:28:50Z

Black Pickle:

[[File:Thecwcstonesportrait01.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of what Chris hopes this video will gain him]]

'''100 2277''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 12 [[October 2010]] in which he dresses as Fred Flintstone, then cosplays as Homer Simpson cosplaying as Fred.

Right away, we're bombarded with a horrible, inaccurate, badly-paced impersonation as Chris attempts a deep, manly voice to [[Chris and Music#Singing|sing]] the theme to ''The Flintstones''- and fails right away by starting with ''[[The Simpsons]]'' [[parody]] version. The resulting voice is more along the lines of a frog who sings only in flats. To this, his latest construction paper costume is a even simpler version of Fred's one-piece toga/loincloth outfit: a single sheet of the paper, with dots scribbled on it.

It may be worth noting that Chris mumbles his way through the line "We'll have a [[Homos|gay]] old time," with "gay" meaning "happy" in this context. It is notable because Chris doesn't show any of his usual homophobia to this line by trying to change the lyrics. Either he recognizes the non-sexual meaning of "gay", or the theme song is so ingrained into his memory, that he doesn't realize what he's singing. Unfortunately, in a bit of inconvenient timing surpassed only by the Zapruder film, at this key moment, Chris's costume begins to fall apart, making it difficult to discern whether he mumbled the line in aversion to anything even remotely gay, or in distraction of repairing his costume.

After that, and the obligatory [[Random-access humor|stolen quote]], he then sings (also badly) ''The Simpsons'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmP_t4_lpzo parody of the song], complete with a "mask" of Homer's face. It should be noted that this mask has square eyes, similar to that of his pre-[[Megan]], pre-[[anime]]-style drawings and [[comics]], but merely ends up bearing a closer resemblance to "The Smiley Face", of 70's pop-culture fame. This is topped off with an additional red piece, shaped to make a yelling mouth.
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==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2277
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vs47eq7TTys}}
| stardate = 12 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}},{{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[ECV 00002]]
| next = [[100 2279]]
}}

=== Transcription ===

[[File:ChrisFlintstone.png|thumb|300px|Possible descendant of Fred Flintstone?]]

[''Chris puts on a terrible accent.'']

Yabba, dabba, ''doo!''

[''Chris shows a toy of the Flintstones' stone-age car, and plays with it throughout the video, as if it was being driven through the air'']

Sim-- Flint-stones, meeet the Flint-stones, they're the modern [[Bob|stone-age]] famileee!
From the, town of Bedrock, they're a page right out of hisss-store-eee!

Let's ride, with the family down the street,
Through the, courtesy of Fred's two feet! [''Chris's fingers mime a waking action in front of the toy'']

[''Short pause'']

When you're, with the Flintstones,
Have a yabba-dabba-doo-time,
Dabba doo-time, [''Chris's "costume" begins to fall, distracting him from singing'']
[''Mumbled''], We'll have a [[gay]] old time!

[''Mercifully drops the accent'']

[[Monty Python|And now for something... ''suh-lightly'' different!]]

[''Chris adopts a new accent, covering his face with a crude smiley face mask'']
Yabba, dabba''aahh'', doo!

Simpson, Homer Simpson,
He's the greatest guy in hiss-store-eee!
From the, town of Springfield;
He's about to hit a chesnut tree!

[''Chris pulls out an accessory to the yellow mask: an accompanying mouth to:'']
''YAAAAAAAAAH!''

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Talk:ECV 00002

2010-10-12T07:12:53Z

Black Pickle:

{{Not A Forum}}

I'll think I'll attempt to transcribe this bitch.--[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 1:00, 11 October 2010 (EST)

*Go for it, article's ready to go.
**Every time his right "ear" falls down should be put in the transcript. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:33, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|Chris in his super-mode.]] Here's a thumbnail. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 22:05, 10 October 2010 (PDT) ->
** It is done. It might need to be fixed a little by someone with more experience, though, since it's my first time transcribing a video.--[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 22:15, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
**You did fine. Though I'm going to edit it to mention when his stupid plastic ear falls down. If anyone feels that's superfluous feel free to ditch it. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 22:21, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
***It was all good, but I revised the transcription because the version you edited had a lot of errors. Feel free to throw the ear stuff into the new transcription. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 22:31, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
****Looking at it now it looks perfect, no need to tamper with it. Thank you! [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 22:53, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

== New shirt ==

Chris appears to be wearing a new rugby shirt. This one is green with a yellow stripe between two red stripes, all of which go horizontally through the center of the shirt. --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' <sup>O-Qua Tangin Wann</sup>]] 23:46, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

== Transcription is incomplete ==

yeah, srs business. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:06, 11 October 2010 (PDT)

== Chris' Voice ==

Should it be mentioned in the article how he tries to put a "manly" voice on but fails about halfway through? Not a clue why he's doing it, though, I thought his balls had finally dropped when I started up the video. --[[User:Black Pickle|Black Pickle]] 00:12, 12 October 2010 (PDT)