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Mia Hamm

2023-12-09T21:26:05Z

Blackfeathr: /* Chris's account of their meeting */ added a word

{{Honest}}
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{{quote|And those- Those memories build towards the true love. And honest- in the honest emotions that have to occur during that relationship. Because without the emo- because without the true love and honest emotions, it's just about as meaningless as sex with a prostitute.|Chris, back in [[2009]]<ref>Mumble 4</ref>}}

{{quote|I came within seven minutes both of those times.|Chris on sex with Mia<ref name=discussions>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref>}}

{{quote|My body, however, felt like it was being used and not fully appreciated. It even took a massive hit when I considered that time in ‘12 when I had sex with that woman, Just to lose my virginity and get it over with.|Also Chris on sex with Mia.<ref name=discussions></ref>}}

[[File:Mia 002.jpg|thumb|Mia Hamm after reading this article.]]

'''Mia Hamm''' (born approx. [[1980s|1987-1988]] or [[1990s|1991-1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w|Mia Hamm|former soccer player of the same name}}, she is a [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012|the following month]].

He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].

Details about Mia were revealed publicly in a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story|text document]] Chris sent Renee. The document was originally an email given to an unidentified individual who provided Chris with Mia's Backpage ad. While Chris is no longer a virgin, he still has rage, albeit not to the same extent, and it doesn't seem like getting laid solved Chris's deep-seated problems like he expected it to.

==Description==
[[Image:ChrisFirstTimeEnd.jpg|thumb|left|What probably happened.]]

{{quote|I need some sex. I am no different from everyone else on that topic. I get horny. I think about it OFTEN. [[Sonichu 8|I'm dreaming of inserting my rod 'A' into female slot 'V']]; [[Crystal Weston Chandler|followed by some]] [[Reginald Chandler|lost genetics]]. [[Virgin with rage|Being an Adult Virgin SUCKS!]] [[F Abstinance|Abstinance is a Joke.]] I am lonely. I am tired of being ignored and overlooked inbpublic by women. I Need Some Sex.|Chris on Facebook, shortly before the sexual encounter was arranged.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Need Some Sex|Facebook]]</ref>}}

Chris describes Mia as a black-haired, blue-eyed woman of 24, although her ad claimed she was 20. She has an "average" figure with C-cup breasts. Her personality is described as "nice, likeable, and down to earth." She has [[un-clit|piercings]] on her lip, tongue, and nipples. She is half-[[Cherokee]] as well, which Chris enjoyed. Mia has two [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughters]] to a man who abandoned her. Given her young age and the fact that Chris states that she had them "years ago," this could possibly mean that Mia was a teenage mother. The girls stay with their grandmother. Mia travels from town-to-town and is attempting to get an education to give herself and her daughters a better future, and told Chris that her escort service is just "a quick spot of cash for her." While working in Charlottesville, she serviced her clients at a [http://www.daysinn.com/hotels/virginia/charlottesville/days-inn-charlottesville-university-area/hotel-overview?hotel_id=10134&cid=whg_di_gglsem_br&wid=ps:br_whg&tel=18006821082&002=2188742&004=2113581259&005=15394730470&006=36511643659&007=Search&008=&025=c&026= Days Inn] hotel.

Mia appears to have since quit the escort business, as she took her ad down by May 27,<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20120527155707/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/online/classifieds/AdNotFound?category=4443</ref> five days after her last known posting and no subsequent ads by her can be found. The title of her last ad read "Just arrived MIA Hamm¡¡¡¡§pec@ils all day & night – 20," and it included a picture. However, the ad itself is unfortunately irretrievable, so its contents are unknown.

As for Chris, aside from a brief raising of his spirits ([[Duck|among other things]]) and getting a little [[Chris and his ego|ego boost]] from having "done it", the sexual encounters that he had with Mia did little to lift him out of his state of depression at the time. In the years since the time he got laid, Chris has been largely uninterested in hiring further prostitutes and has gone back and forth between wanting an actual romantic companion and being satisfied with either [[Polyamorous marriage|enjoying his self-proclaimed marriage to fictional characters]] and/or [[Affair with Mother|screwing his mother]].

==Chris's account of their meeting==
[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris bragging about how he paid for sex.]]

{{quote|Oh, I forgot to mention, she Really Enjoyed my [[Duck|dick]]; it was soo big and good, that it put the last dude she was with to shame; Her Words.|Chris on [[Facebook]], unaware that hookers typically tell clients things they want to hear}}

After recieving Backpage ads of escorts from his unknown contact, Chris drove to the Days Inn located between [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Route_29_in_Virginia Route 29] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Route_250_in_Virginia Route 250] to have sex with one of them. Mia was not Chris' original choice and was actually the third escort he contacted. "Riley," the one he intended to have sex with, never responded to his calls, and "Kristen," his next choice, was unavailable. Chris then decided to call Mia, who was able to see him and told Chris she could be found in room 338.

Upon entering her room at 4:30 PM, Chris could tell that Mia had been smoking [[Tobacky|weed]], which made him uncomfortable. He calmed down, however, after smelling [[Chris and health#Hygiene|hand sanitizer]]. They [[Nudes|stripped]] for each other, and "communicated good throughout." At Mia's insistence, Chris wore a green-apple-flavored [[Chris_and_sex#Contraceptives|condom]]. She applied it to him with her mouth, and then began to give him a blowjob. Chris enjoyed it, and stated that her tongue piercing added to the pleasure of the experience. Afterward, she laid beside Chris on the bed and they began feeling each other up. Chris described her [[china]] as feeling "really good," and he found her clitoris, though Mia did not allow him to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|finger her]]. They began making out (but no tongue), and then Chris gave her a massage that he also gives [[Barb]], which he claims she enjoyed. Then, Chris informed her that he was ready for [[hanky-panky]]. He "requested Cowgirl, with possible missionary later," though this did not happen.

{{quote|Her pelvic thrusts were amazing; her pussy was tight, even after pushing two daughters out of there years ago. And I supported her thrusts with my hands on her knees, weaving back and forth. I also gave her [[Plush Breasts|breasts]] a good thrusting. I felt her front pelvic bone, which really made the top of the game. She came and I came, but on my coming, it was only half-felt. And the [[semen]] that was mostly outside, but a smidge on the outside of the condom, confirmed it.|Chris describing his first time}}

Afterward, Chris washed his [[duck]] with a [[Mass debating|washcloth]] he had brought with him. They spent the rest of their time conversing, and Chris gave Mia a gift basket containing "three apples, lavender air-freshener, breath mints, a 4-gig flash drive with the track sets of the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU jazz marathon]], Teenage Dream and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) album tracks, and a Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser."<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref> Mia told him a bit about her background, and Chris talked to her about the [[trolls]]. He also talked to her about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[South Park]]'' before her clock chimed, indicating that her next appointment was arriving. Chris promised that he would call her later, which he did at around 6:30. Mia had already finished with her next client, and told Chris that he was a disappointment to her. She said that the man's penis was smaller than Chris's and that it was a "wiener in a hallway" situation. Very soon after, Chris posted on [[Facebook]] that he was no longer a virgin. He taunted trolls with the fact that the only people who would ever know the full story would be himself, Mia (whose alias he did not mention), the person who put him in contact with her, and his future [[sweetheart]]. Apparently, [[Honest Content|Chris sees no problem with telling a potential girlfriend that he had his first sexual encounter with a prostitute,]] [[Women's rights|and expects them to be completely okay with this]]. Chris saw her again the following month, though the details of their second encounter are unknown. Mia appears to have left the escort business very soon after her second meeting with Chris, meaning that he would have been one of her last clients.

===Fantasy vs. Reality===
Given [[List of Chris's lies|what we know]] [[Chris and reality|about Chris]], there is a strong possibility that this is not the [[TRUE and HONEST]] version of what happened. Chris paints himself as being unrealistically competent at sex for a virgin whose only prior knowledge of it comes from [[pornography]]. Additionally, Chris describes the incident as going off without a hitch, which is highly unlikely for a number of reasons, the most obvious of which is his horrifically bent [[duck]]. It is highly likely that Chris is omitting [[Obesity|unflattering details]] or making up flattering ones to make himself look better. Chris's notion that Mia enjoyed the experience probably stems from the fact that prostitutes often pay their clients compliments, because it helps them make money to do so. Chris would probably be [[naïve]] enough to believe that she was being sincere, or he could just be telling himself that she was in order to serve his already massive [[Chris and his ego|ego]].

In response to speculation about the event on the Chris discussion board [[CWCki Forums]], former troll [[Alec Benson Leary]] wrote:

{{quote|Yeah... jesus people, let me ask (those of you who aren't virgins) a question: What was the least interesting time you had sex like? Chris's hookertime was a tenth as interesting as that. He lay down, the hooker got on top and rode him for a little bit, then Chris decided his life was better than it was a day previously. The end.|[[Alec Benson Leary]] on the [[CWCki Forums]], 30 July 2014.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Alec)#Mia Hamm]]</ref>}}

==See also==
* [[Hooker incident]] - Chris's first (and decidedly less pleasant) experience with hookers
* [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|Prostitution]]
* [[Kimmi]], [[Officer Nasty]], and [[Chris humps his PS3|his PS3]] - Chris's previous sex partners
* [[For Julie's Eyes Only]] - Chris's sex tape
* [[Carlos Chantor]] - Chris's first prostitution attempt (male)
* [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] - Chris's second prostitution attempt (female)

{{References}}
{{People}}
{{Love quest}}

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[[Category:People Chris has had Sex with]]

Jail Art (reverse side)

2023-09-05T19:14:05Z

Blackfeathr: /* Goddess At Work */ changed "drawn on" to "dated" because the date Chris put is anachronistic to the date on the back

While in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], Chris drew [[jail art]] as commissions for customers or for [[Praetor]] to sell online. Some customers have noticed that the '''reverse side of the art''' has titles of the art piece, or an Artist's Note by Chris explaining his thought process with the art.

Customers have also noticed that, since the jail art was drawn on the backs of official CVRJ paperwork, the reverse side of the art contains information such as Chris's account balance. Sometimes the information was scribbled over with pen, but still remain legible.
__TOC__
==Wedded Schultzes==

'''Wedded Schultzes''' is a piece of jail art Chris drew on 29 [[June 2022]]. The drawing was accompanied by an artist note, written on a piece of paper which was a receipt showing Chris's commissary balance. The information pertaining to the commissary had been scratched out with pen, but still remain visible.

===Notes===
The heading reads

*041985 : CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W

*Location: MEDICAL [[CVRJ]] 03 03

On 05/31/2022, Chris purchased six Popcorn ($.90 each for a total of $5.40) and one Natural Fiber ($9.95).

Chris's balance after the purchases is unclear due to the scribbling which seems to read $468.15.

===Transcript===
Artists Note: For Reference, more than 99% of ALL Sonichus and Rosechus are standing at 3 feet 5 inches (not counting the ears. TALL Sonichus and/or Rosechus are Uber Rare, and thinking of the scale in height, even while levitating myself in the event, was a bit of a headache. Anyway. Bless you both, I do. Be happy, safe, and well with love.

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu

Wedded Schultzes

<center><gallery>
File:JailArt24.jpg|Wedded Schultzes
File:JailArt24 Invoice.jpg|Artist's Note, with Chris's CVRJ info poorly scribbled over.
</gallery></center>

==An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021==
'''An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 5 [[June 2022]]. It was a commission request, made through [[Praetor]]'s shop, by TheRedBaron. TheRedBaron stated that his request was for "a drawing of Chris with his mother surrounded by sonichu characters".<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Jail Art]]</ref> The drawing was accompanied by an artist note, written on the reverse of the paper which was a receipt showing Chris's [[CVRJ]] account balance. The information pertaining to the account had been scratched out with pen, but still remain visible.

===Notes===
The heading reads:
*041985: CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W

*Loc: MEDICAL CVRJ 03 03

The paperwork is a check for $309.72 being added to Chris's account on 5/11/2022. The prior balance was $327.47, resulting in a Main Balance of $637.19.

===Transcript===
An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021

Artist's Notes: I've pondered how to properly draw the self-portrait of Barbara upon receiving the commission description recently. I've opted for an Honest piece reflecting past-tense emotions that were still present. I had foreknown of mine and Barbara's separation two months, less than, later and the betrayal circumstances. But, essentially, regardless of her past emotional manipulations and whatnot, I still cared and had patience when it came to tending to her care. Yet I could not escape emotions that she and I had already were drifting apart. And that had become more clear over the past year with her worsening handicaps and lethargy. I've realized, despite my efforts with her, she had become an emotional burden even moreso than before and was holding me back. But ultimately, to return to better progress, work and life, I have had to make the hard emotional choice to let her go. I've wept while writing this.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

<center><gallery>
File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021.jpg|The art piece
File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021 (Artist's Note).jpg|Artist's Note
</gallery></center>

==Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog==
'''Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 31 August 2022. The reverse side contains the title and information on Chris's billing in the medical department. Chris did not attempt to scribble out the information.

===Notes===
On 29 [[August 2022]], Chris was billed $24 for "Medical : 8RX 08/27/22". The Prior Balance and Main Balance are both $0, and Medical Debt is listed as $26.29.

<center><gallery>
File:Jailart8-31-2.jpg|Art piece
File:Jail Art - 31 August 2022 - Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog - Reverse.jpg|Back side
</gallery></center>

==Goddess At Work==
'''Goddess At Work''' is a piece of jail art dated 18 [[July 2022]]. It was uploaded to a previously little-known [[DeviantART]] account on 23 August 2023. It is apparently drawn on the back of a receipt for medicine rendered at a medical location while he was incarcerated. The bottom portion appears to be two handwritten notes; the left side hints at his eventual return to the [[Sonichu Temple]]. The right side appears to be instructions for cards in his [[TSSSF]].

===Transcript (Top)===
041985 CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W.

Loc: MEDICAL (?) 04 03

VIT D3 ACETAMINOPHEN, CULTUR (?)

SPIRONOLACTONE PROPANOLOL PROGESTERONE OMEPRAZOLE

ESTRADIOL 8/20/202(2)

BillPay PAYMENT FOR TR(?) $508.06

===Transcript (Bottom)===
(Left side) It has been nearly a year, I am fully [released?] back Home, [[Sonichu Temple]] and at work Better...

(Right side) Fully Awakened God-Author Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu

When you Ship the ... with a Pony ... draw one Ship card ... to the Pony and that Ship card ... attract a Pony...

<center><gallery>
File:Goddess at work by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od9g-414w-2x.jpg|Original piece as uploaded
File:Goddess At Work Enhanced.png|Sharpened and inverted top portion of image
File:Goddess At Work Enhanced Bottom.png|Sharpened and curves-adjusted bottom portion of image
</gallery></center>

{{References}}

{{JailLetter}}

Jail Art (reverse side)

2023-09-05T18:43:41Z

Blackfeathr: /* Goddess At Work */ Added note about the bottom portion of the image and that it hinted the return to the Sonichu Temple and his TSSSF

While in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], Chris drew [[jail art]] as commissions for customers or for [[Praetor]] to sell online. Some customers have noticed that the '''reverse side of the art''' has titles of the art piece, or an Artist's Note by Chris explaining his thought process with the art.

Customers have also noticed that, since the jail art was drawn on the backs of official CVRJ paperwork, the reverse side of the art contains information such as Chris's account balance. Sometimes the information was scribbled over with pen, but still remain legible.
__TOC__
==Wedded Schultzes==

'''Wedded Schultzes''' is a piece of jail art Chris drew on 29 [[June 2022]]. The drawing was accompanied by an artist note, written on a piece of paper which was a receipt showing Chris's commissary balance. The information pertaining to the commissary had been scratched out with pen, but still remain visible.

===Notes===
The heading reads

*041985 : CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W

*Location: MEDICAL [[CVRJ]] 03 03

On 05/31/2022, Chris purchased six Popcorn ($.90 each for a total of $5.40) and one Natural Fiber ($9.95).

Chris's balance after the purchases is unclear due to the scribbling which seems to read $468.15.

===Transcript===
Artists Note: For Reference, more than 99% of ALL Sonichus and Rosechus are standing at 3 feet 5 inches (not counting the ears. TALL Sonichus and/or Rosechus are Uber Rare, and thinking of the scale in height, even while levitating myself in the event, was a bit of a headache. Anyway. Bless you both, I do. Be happy, safe, and well with love.

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu

Wedded Schultzes

<center><gallery>
File:JailArt24.jpg|Wedded Schultzes
File:JailArt24 Invoice.jpg|Artist's Note, with Chris's CVRJ info poorly scribbled over.
</gallery></center>

==An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021==
'''An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 5 [[June 2022]]. It was a commission request, made through [[Praetor]]'s shop, by TheRedBaron. TheRedBaron stated that his request was for "a drawing of Chris with his mother surrounded by sonichu characters".<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Jail Art]]</ref> The drawing was accompanied by an artist note, written on the reverse of the paper which was a receipt showing Chris's [[CVRJ]] account balance. The information pertaining to the account had been scratched out with pen, but still remain visible.

===Notes===
The heading reads:
*041985: CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W

*Loc: MEDICAL CVRJ 03 03

The paperwork is a check for $309.72 being added to Chris's account on 5/11/2022. The prior balance was $327.47, resulting in a Main Balance of $637.19.

===Transcript===
An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021

Artist's Notes: I've pondered how to properly draw the self-portrait of Barbara upon receiving the commission description recently. I've opted for an Honest piece reflecting past-tense emotions that were still present. I had foreknown of mine and Barbara's separation two months, less than, later and the betrayal circumstances. But, essentially, regardless of her past emotional manipulations and whatnot, I still cared and had patience when it came to tending to her care. Yet I could not escape emotions that she and I had already were drifting apart. And that had become more clear over the past year with her worsening handicaps and lethargy. I've realized, despite my efforts with her, she had become an emotional burden even moreso than before and was holding me back. But ultimately, to return to better progress, work and life, I have had to make the hard emotional choice to let her go. I've wept while writing this.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

<center><gallery>
File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021.jpg|The art piece
File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021 (Artist's Note).jpg|Artist's Note
</gallery></center>

==Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog==
'''Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 31 August 2022. The reverse side contains the title and information on Chris's billing in the medical department. Chris did not attempt to scribble out the information.

===Notes===
On 29 [[August 2022]], Chris was billed $24 for "Medical : 8RX 08/27/22". The Prior Balance and Main Balance are both $0, and Medical Debt is listed as $26.29.

<center><gallery>
File:Jailart8-31-2.jpg|Art piece
File:Jail Art - 31 August 2022 - Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog - Reverse.jpg|Back side
</gallery></center>

==Goddess At Work==
'''Goddess At Work''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 18 [[July 2022]]. It was uploaded to a previously little-known [[DeviantART]] account on 23 August 2023. It is apparently drawn on the back of a receipt for medicine rendered at a medical location while he was incarcerated. The bottom portion appears to be two handwritten notes; the left side hints at his eventual return to the [[Sonichu Temple]]. The right side appears to be instructions for cards in his [[TSSSF]].

===Transcript (Top)===
041985 CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W.

Loc: MEDICAL (?) 04 03

VIT D3 ACETAMINOPHEN, CULTUR (?)

SPIRONOLACTONE PROPANOLOL PROGESTERONE OMEPRAZOLE

ESTRADIOL 8/20/202(2)

BillPay PAYMENT FOR TR(?) $508.06

===Transcript (Bottom)===
(Left side) It has been nearly a year, I am fully [released?] back Home, [[Sonichu Temple]] and at work Better...

(Right side) Fully Awakened God-Author Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu

When you Ship the ... with a Pony ... draw one Ship card ... to the Pony and that Ship card ... attract a Pony...

<center><gallery>
File:Goddess at work by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od9g-414w-2x.jpg|Original piece as uploaded
File:Goddess At Work Enhanced.png|Sharpened and inverted top portion of image
File:Goddess At Work Enhanced Bottom.png|Sharpened and curves-adjusted bottom portion of image
</gallery></center>

{{References}}

{{JailLetter}}

Helena Fiorenza

2023-09-05T18:30:10Z

Blackfeathr: /* Sonichu ARG */ spelling correction: realty -> reality

{{Infobox Person
|title = Helena G. Fiorenza
|name = Helena González Fiorenza
|aliases = zonichu DBZonichu P1ckChu PickinyFelliny
|image=Helena Fiorenza with Magi-Chan.jpg
|size=200px
|race = White
|nationality=Argentinian
|gender=Female
|day = 1
|month = 2
|year = 1994
|occupation = Artist
|saga={{saga|shipfic|cn}}, {{saga|jail|cn}}, '''[[Template:IncognitoSaga|Incognito]]'''
}}

{{quote|That is great. I won’t disappoint. My goal is super gay. I want to make people who legit like Sonichu feel comfortable saying they like it. I want to make dual monthly visual novel games with people in the Sonichu fandom. Got the blessing of some Chris YouTubers to put them in my gay game. It is gonna be so much fun|Helena discussing plans for broadening the Sonichu "fanbase".<ref name=HelenaAndWCT>[[Helena-WCT DMs]]</ref>}}

'''Helena G. Fiorenza''' (born 1 February 1994) aka '''P1ckChu''' formerly '''PickinyFelliny''', is an Argentinian woman who used to photoshop images of Chris's creations. She also photoshops photographs she has taken, and includes references to Sonichu in them, or Chris's characters, and created art and fanfictions that involved the shipping between Chris's characters, sometimes including characters from other franchises or her own characters.<ref>[https://archive.ph/lYlMh A crossover comic featuring Rick and Pickchu in CWCville]</ref>.

Helena is most likely the biggest fan of Sonichu in the entire world. She has created art of her Sonichu OC Pickchu, and roleplayed as that same OC for years by now, 24/7. She has even gone so far as to create multiple video games about Sonichu, and written multiple chapters of a Sonichu continuation. Helena even seems to have a ''genuine crush'' on Chris, based on what she says.

Helena is also known for roleplaying as one of her OC's, Pickchu while interacting with Chris, to the point of Chris considering Pickchu as a fifth suitor to his [[Polyamorous marriage|polyamorous marriage]]. Helena has done the roleplay and art in order to get Chris's attention. Chris has also implemented a chunk of her artwork into his [[TSSSF]] series, using it in the expansion pack [[Hangin' With Magi-Chan]].

Helena has written a number of letters to Chris while he was in jail, starting with one in May of 2022. Being that she lived in Argentina, she had gotten the assistance of the Twitter user [[Eels and the Egg-man]] to post letters that Chris had directed towards her.

==Sonichu Works==
===Jeffery===
'''Jeffery''' is a hermaphrodite/intersex cyclops OC. Helena has shipped this character with Magi-Chan on multiple occasions.

<center><gallery>
File:Relax.png
File:Slutty magichan2-small.png
File:Slutty magichan-small.png
File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan4.jpg
File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan5.jpg
File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan6.jpg
File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan7.jpg
File:JeffreyCard.jpeg|A TSSSF card featuring Jeffery
</gallery></center>

===Pickchu===
[[File:Pickchu.jpg|thumb|left|100px]]
'''Pickchu''' is a hermaphrodite/intersex Sonichu OC of Helena's that is also autistic<ref group = note>On Helena's Twitter profile for the character, the description for the character is: "Short, plump and autistic. Artist and does have blood in veins. Creative. Loyal. Lonely. Tweet at me... Please?"</ref>. Helena created the character on 2019 as another Sonichu, but later changed the character to a rabbit. In March 2021, Chris made Helena's OC a prophet for his "religion". After this, Helena continued to make more comics following the surreal deity worship ceremony. Helena later drew a comic stating that Pickchu had a crush on Chris; Chris responded saying he was grateful, but he did not want to pursue a romantic relationship. A few days later, Helena drew multiple comics of her bunny OC and [[Naitsirhc]] starting a relationship. Chris did approve of the relationship, despite the 20-year age-gap between the characters. In a [[Jail Letter - 9 May 2022|Jail Letter]] sent to Helena, Chris claims that he considers Pickchu to be a valid prophet, as well as a part of his "harem", alluding to his [[Polyamorous marriage]].

Helena has also roleplayed as the character on the account she created for him. She posts on the account 24/7, and makes art of him multiple times daily.

<center><gallery>
File:March19ComicFull.jpg
File:Chris tweet about Pickchu 1.png
File:Chris tweet about Pickchu 2.png
File:Chris tweet about Pickchu 3.png
</gallery></center>

During her roleplay as Pickchu, Helena also included topics that may interest Chris such as the [[COVID-19]] pandemic and [[Trolls]], when she does get a response, Chris doesn't mention her and just pushes his agenda further.

===Itch.io===

Helena has made a number of Sonichu games on her [[Wikipedia:Itch.io|Itch.io]] page<ref>https://helenagfiorenza.itch.io/</ref>.

====Armored Kaiju Monster Battles. Chapter 1====
''Armored Kaiju Monster Battles. Chapter 1''<ref>https://helenagfiorenza.itch.io/armored-kaiju-1</ref><ref>https://helenagfiorenza.itch.io/armored-kaiju-1-mac</ref> is a Sonichu visual novel that follows [[Chris]], along with many different Sonichu OCs working as pilots. The game features a plethora of spelling errors, along with cringe-worthy writing (which is to be expected from a Sonichu game). Notably, Helena got permission from YouTubers [[Dillin Thomas]] and [[GiBi]] to add them into the game, as Edgechu and Gibichu respectively. GiBi made a video playing the visual novel, shortly before the [[Incest Call|incest leaks]]<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec4Tx8-YlSM&t=701s&ab_channel=GiBi</ref>. Helena never made a Chapter 2.

Description:
{{quoteboxpurple|Enjoy the first chapter of this Visual Novel Sonichu AU free fan game. It has no sound so play your own music and feel something different every time you play.

New chapter will be release hopefuly next month.}}

====Pickchu's Dating Sim====

''Pickchu's Dating Sim''<ref>https://helenagfiorenza.itch.io/pickchu01</ref> is a short dating simulator with Helena's OC Pickchu.

Description:
{{quoteboxpurple|A 5 minute short Simulation Game for me to try to get back to make games after... the incident.}}

==Messages and Posts==
===Dating Magi-Chan===
In September 2019, Helena posted photoshops of her and Magi-Chan on a date, tagging [[MagiChan111448]].<ref>https://archive.md/Q8Taw</ref> Chris followed her back and answered:

{{quoteboxpurple|The images Helena has been uploading chronicled the one day she and I shared together, and yes, I did spend the night; her bed was comfortable. Thank you for your kindness and hospitality. My wish I made is coming true, as I had foreseen. 💜⚡️ }}

<center><gallery>
File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan1.png
File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan2.png
File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan3.png
</gallery></center>
She later implied her OC and Magi-chan were involved sexually to which Chris replied on Nov. 30th:
{{quoteboxpurple|He does like to have fun at times, so his brain is not overworked. He also does enjoy the simple things when he can.}}

Chris featured much of Helena's artwork involving her dating Magi-chan, as well as lore she had come up with in his [[Hangin' With Magi-Chan]] expansion pack of [[TSSSF]] cards.

===Sonichu ARG===

Helena had admitted in DMs to have intended to create an alternate reality game (ARG) involving Sonichu characters, where one can roleplay in a setting where the Dimensional Merge had actually occurred.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Naught)#Orbiter General, post 2]]</ref> Helena mentions in another DM that she intends for Chris to try out the ARG.

{{quoteboxpurple|To be honest I dreamed with Chris tonight again
Dreamed I took old school Chris on hollidays and he wanted sex all night and didn't rest well in the dream. It ended we arriving to his house and his aunt offering me italian food and I woke o when got inside the house}}

{{quoteboxnavy|If only it were true... his aunt is dead. I find it fascinating that you had sex with him all night in the dream.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I had no sex. Was a tense dream pretending to be asleep and he being unable to ask me but touching me all the tine}}

''cut off''

{{quoteboxnavy|Um wait what's happening}}
{{quoteboxpurple|we are talking about my arg}}
{{quoteboxgreen|That's actually pretty cool! I bet you could create some splendid horror one day!}}
{{quoteboxpurple|the joke is that aRG is that I am insane and think of myself as a prophet. I am an artist and that has been establish. I draw and stuff and it's my main Twitter. This is all stuff I imagine. I draw stuff where I see it. I used to be insane and see stuff before. The arg grab that past of mine where I was kinda insane and make it a shared experience}}
{{quoteboxpurple|I am humanizing Magichan until the point I am killing him and make everyone upset}}
{{quoteboxpurple|But Ike one of the theories of the multiverse is, another will occupy their space. The theory says that your soul is all of the other souls. You will experience all lifes. You are god. My theory is that all MAgichans is one Magichan living though all the universes since he can travel through time and space killing one just means that at some point the chain of lifes broke but in what moment will all Magichans stop to exist? (edited)}}
{{quoteboxpurple|The joke of the ARG is that despite all I am insane once again}}
{{quoteboxred|Eyyyyyyy what's going on}}
{{quoteboxpurple|explaining my joke of a twitter}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Oh... Christine will flip out. I used to be kind of crazy. S ''cut off'' depressed, really. I have written some dark, offensive, and shocking work myself. I even did a gothic short story and won}}

''cut off''

{{quoteboxpurple|It is real for Chris and I have a crush on him}}
{{quoteboxivory|So you are trying to win CWC over?}}
{{quoteboxpurple|I am making an ARG}}
{{quoteboxpurple|Alternative Reality Game}}
{{quoteboxpurple|Some use slenderman, I use sonichu}}
{{quoteboxivory|Why are you?}}
{{quoteboxpurple|I tried other args. None got traction. This has a lil group of people to care. Around 12. I have fun. Why I love to say what if the merge will happen}}

''cut off''

<center>
<gallery>
File:HelenaDM1.jpg
File:HelenaDM2.jpg
File:HelenaDM3.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

===WCT DMs===
During [[July 2021]], Helena had a series of DMs with [[Watchmen]] leader [[The WCT]]. The discussion starts off as about the Watchmen, but Helena starts rambling about her dreams of the Sonichu fandom.

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Helena|Hi. Before you block me wanna know why you joined the [[Watchmen|watchdogs]]. I heard you guys have my old phone number and promised not to leak it. Idk if is useful anymore but wanted to know what you guys were planning when tried to get my information. Everything about me is public. I guess I just wanna say is that I can’t hate you guys or the [[Kiwi Farms|kiwifarms]]. I looked like a threat. There are people trying to make money out of Chris but they will always fail. All I do is gonna be for free unless is a commission. So, that. Just wanted to let you know even you are in a group of mean people, I don’t think you are mean and who really cares what I think anyways? Heh. Hope you have a good day.}}
{{quoteboxorange|speaker=The WCT|Hello there Helena.}}
{{quoteboxorange|btw, the [[Watchmen]] are under my control now.}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Helena|Oh. Hope you manage to keep Chris protected}}
{{quoteboxorange|speaker=The WCT|I’ll be honest with you right now:}}
{{quoteboxorange|I think you’re cringe, but as long as you don’t harm Chris and such I don’t care what you do.}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Helena|Oh, I am chringe. I come from the creepypasta fandom. I am acting like the fan I am. That is why I am doing fan games. All hard work for free. Might be my autism but who knows. Besides Chris decides who to talk to. Only reason she drew Pickchu was because of [[Dillin Thomas|Dillin]]}}
{{quoteboxorange|speaker=The WCT|unlike [[Naught|the previous leader of the Watchmen (who recently doxed me)]] I will give anybody who befriends Chris a chance until it becomes clear to me they have awful intentions.}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Helena|That is great. I won’t disappoint. My goal is super gay. I want to make people who legit like Sonichu feel comfortable saying they like it. I want to make dual monthly visual novel games with people in the Sonichu fandom. Got the blessing of some Chris YouTubers to put them in my gay game. It is gonna be so much fun}}
{{quoteboxorange|speaker=The WCT|thats a little much to ask for, but I wish you luck. lol}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Helena|Thanks a bunch. Maybe will fail but that is my goal. To make games all on my own or groups. The one coding one of my games wants to charge for it and I don’t wanna so that game might never come out but hope the visual novels I do are liked by the like 10 people I talk to. Heh}}
{{quoteboxorange|speaker=The WCT|keep your expectations low and you’ll never be disappointed.}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Helena|I will. Thanks}}

<center><gallery>
File:WCT-Helena1.png
File:WCT-Helena2.png
File:WCT-Helena3.png
File:WCT-Helena4.png
</gallery></center>

==Jail Involvement==
===Letter Writing===
[[File:HelenaIncestReaction.png|Pickchu's reaction to the incest leaks, depicted in her Sonichu comic|thumb|200px]]
Helena, like many others, was shocked by the revelation that Chris had been [[Affair With Mother|having sex with his mother]]. Helena made a tweet about the situation shortly after the leaks.<ref>https://twitter.com/HelenaGFiorenza/status/1421216246033436672</ref>

{{quoteboxpurple|This Chris Chan retraction thing is all the two girls stabbing the girls to get to meet Slenderman again. Everyone thinks that saying they like the product is endorsing the crime. Whoever is pro incest is weird. Nobody is into real rxpe. I hope Chris gets help now more than ever}}

This would be the last tweet Chris ever liked on [[Twitter]] before [[Incest Arrest|being arrested]]. For around an year Helena stayed out of Christory, but despite Chris being arrested for incest, she ''still'' had a crush on him <ref>https://sonichuhgf.the-comic.org/comics/2</ref>. Because of this, she wanted to continue communicating with Chris, and started drafting letters to send to him. Due to her living in [[Wikipedia:Argentina|Argentina]], she enlistened the help of her online friend [[Eels and the Eggman]] to send letters to Chris. Chris took an incredibly long time to respond to these letters, which left Helena feeling ignored.

On 9 [[May 2022]], Chris finally [[Jail Letter - 9 May 2022|responded]] to one of her letters, starting their communications. Most of their interactions consist of mundane roleplaying, which is nothing much new for Chris. Helena also gained a lot of influence over Chris around this time, with him believing that [[Jacob Sockness]] had died after she drew him dying in her comic<ref>[[:File:Sockness comic death.jpg]]</ref>.

However, shortly after starting communications with Chris, Helena ended them. This was due to Chris and [[Caden Peck]]'s idea to start a $150,000 fundraiser in order to kick Barb out of [[14 Branchland Court]]<ref>[[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (1)]]</ref>. During this time, Chris had become increasingly mean-spirited, asking repeatedly for Barb to die so he didn't have to deal with her<ref>[[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (2)]]</ref>. Chris also discussed having Caden meet up with Helena, which wouldn't come to fruition<ref>[[Jail Letter - 25 June 2022]]</ref>. The fundraiser led Helena, [[Eels]] and [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]] to completely cut ties with Chris, citing his increased cruelty<ref>[[Excommunication letter]]</ref>.

===The Sonichu Project===
[[File:PickchuandChris.png|Helena draws her OC kissing Chris in jail|300px|thumb]]

During the [[Jail Saga]], Helena and [[Eels]] became acquainted with [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]], who was prolific in writing letters to Chris. He also happened to be another genuine fan of Sonichu, just like Helena. During [[July 2022]], Kenneth started working on plans to make a Sonichu base, turn Sonichu into a genuine business, and expand the Sonichu universe. After the 14BC Fundraiser caused Kenneth and Helena to cut ties with Chris, they decided to continue with the Sonichu franchise, but without Chris's involvement, effectively stealing Chris's work.

{{quote|The Sonichu rebirth (makeover project) will go ahead. Eels and Helena are on board with this as well as another individual. We are all in agreement about Chris Chan. He is gone, out the door.|Kenneth<ref>https://archive.md/ladfL</ref>}}

As a part of the Sonichu project, Helena picked up where Chris left off, and started creating her own Sonichu comic issues.

{{quote|I am making the continuation of Sonichu. This are my 5 chapters/issues. Enjoy|Helena<ref>https://helenagfiorenza.itch.io/sonichu-n18-19-20-21-and-22</ref>}}

Helena's comic manages to be almost as cringe-worthy and insane as the original Sonichu, making it a truly accurate continuation. Just like Sonichu, it is almost impossible to read without intensive previous knowledge of Christory, with no explanation of the events taking place. The main character of the comic, Pickchu, essentially acts as a self-insert for Helena, down to having [[Eels and the Eggman]] as a friend and sending letters to Chris.

==Post-jail==
[[File:F3rzMIdXEAEDEQO.jpg|thumb|200px|A piece of art Helena posted on [[Twitter]], which Chris liked]]

When Chris got released from jail, he spent a few months off the internet entirely. However, during [[August 2023]] Chris started being active on the internet again, playing [[Pokemon GO]] and liking tweets on [[Twitter]]. The third tweet he liked was from Helena herself, which showed Pickchu shocked at Chris's return.<ref>https://twitter.com/HelenaGFiorenza/status/1691995646562074998</ref> She then also claimed to have DMs with Chris.

On 3 [[September 2023]], Helena tweeted a screenshot of a DM between Chris and her.<ref>https://twitter.com/HelenaGFiorenza/status/1698413242740064669</ref> Chris wrote the following:
{{quotebox|Hi, Helena and Pickchu. Sorry for not responding , but I have been keeping a low profile as possible. Anyways, I am not mad at either of you at all. And my online return is coming. And I allow you to share this as I known you are likely to do, I also enclose the following photo. Thank {{w|Cr1TiKaL}} for the really Divinely inspired GFuel. Be safe and well, you and everyone, with Blessings.

⚡💙⚡}}

<center>
<gallery>
File:F5H51fCWMAA-ywG.jpg|The screenshot of the DM.
File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|The image Chris attached.
</gallery>
</center>

Helena also added the following commentary:
{{quoteboxpurple|I don't know what you did, @MoistCr1TiKaL but Christine says thanks for the @GFuelEnergy :3

Hi Reddit :D

Please be patient, ok?

Christine is coming back :3}}

{{clear}}

==See also==

*[[Ben Saint]] - Another orbiter whose characters Chris made cards out of
*[[Hangin' With Magi-Chan]]
*[[Helena DMs]]
*[[Helena-WCT DMs]]
*[[The Sergeant at Arms]] - A friend of Helena's

{{Notes}}
{{References}}

{{ShipficSaga}}
{{JailSaga}}
{{CWCWasHereSaga}}
{{People}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Fiorenza}}

[[Category:Autistic]]

Jail Art (reverse side)

2023-08-25T00:00:16Z

Blackfeathr: Changed unknown to little-known, as at least one Discord user has confirmed knowledge of the account as far back as 2017.

While in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], Chris drew [[jail art]] as commissions for customers or for [[Praetor]] to sell online. Some customers have noticed that the '''reverse side of the art''' has titles of the art piece, or an Artist's Note by Chris explaining his thought process with the art.

Customers have also noticed that, since the jail art was drawn on the backs of official CVRJ paperwork, the reverse side of the art contains information such as Chris's account balance. Sometimes the information was scribbled over with pen, but still remain legible.
__TOC__
==Wedded Schultzes==

'''Wedded Schultzes''' is a piece of jail art Chris drew on 29 [[June 2022]]. The drawing was accompanied by an artist note, written on a piece of paper which was a receipt showing Chris's commissary balance. The information pertaining to the commissary had been scratched out with pen, but still remain visible.

===Notes===
The heading reads

*041985 : CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W

*Location: MEDICAL [[CVRJ]] 03 03

On 05/31/2022, Chris purchased six Popcorn ($.90 each for a total of $5.40) and one Natural Fiber ($9.95).

Chris's balance after the purchases is unclear due to the scribbling which seems to read $468.15.

===Transcript===
Artists Note: For Reference, more than 99% of ALL Sonichus and Rosechus are standing at 3 feet 5 inches (not counting the ears. TALL Sonichus and/or Rosechus are Uber Rare, and thinking of the scale in height, even while levitating myself in the event, was a bit of a headache. Anyway. Bless you both, I do. Be happy, safe, and well with love.

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu

Wedded Schultzes

<center><gallery>
File:JailArt24.jpg|Wedded Schultzes
File:JailArt24 Invoice.jpg|Artist's Note, with Chris's CVRJ info poorly scribbled over.
</gallery></center>

==An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021==
'''An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 5 [[June 2022]]. It was a commission request, made through [[Praetor]]'s shop, by TheRedBaron. TheRedBaron stated that his request was for "a drawing of Chris with his mother surrounded by sonichu characters".<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Jail Art]]</ref> The drawing was accompanied by an artist note, written on the reverse of the paper which was a receipt showing Chris's [[CVRJ]] account balance. The information pertaining to the account had been scratched out with pen, but still remain visible.

===Notes===
The heading reads:
*041985: CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W

*Loc: MEDICAL CVRJ 03 03

The paperwork is a check for $309.72 being added to Chris's account on 5/11/2022. The prior balance was $327.47, resulting in a Main Balance of $637.19.

===Transcript===
An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021

Artist's Notes: I've pondered how to properly draw the self-portrait of Barbara upon receiving the commission description recently. I've opted for an Honest piece reflecting past-tense emotions that were still present. I had foreknown of mine and Barbara's separation two months, less than, later and the betrayal circumstances. But, essentially, regardless of her past emotional manipulations and whatnot, I still cared and had patience when it came to tending to her care. Yet I could not escape emotions that she and I had already were drifting apart. And that had become more clear over the past year with her worsening handicaps and lethargy. I've realized, despite my efforts with her, she had become an emotional burden even moreso than before and was holding me back. But ultimately, to return to better progress, work and life, I have had to make the hard emotional choice to let her go. I've wept while writing this.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

<center><gallery>
File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021.jpg|The art piece
File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021 (Artist's Note).jpg|Artist's Note
</gallery></center>

==Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog==
'''Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 31 August 2022. The reverse side contains the title and information on Chris's billing in the medical department. Chris did not attempt to scribble out the information.

===Notes===
On 29 [[August 2022]], Chris was billed $24 for "Medical : 8RX 08/27/22". The Prior Balance and Main Balance are both $0, and Medical Debt is listed as $26.29.

<center><gallery>
File:Jailart8-31-2.jpg|Art piece
File:Jail Art - 31 August 2022 - Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog - Reverse.jpg|Back side
</gallery></center>

==Goddess At Work==
'''Goddess At Work''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 18 [[July 2022]]. It was uploaded to a previously little-known [[DeviantART]] account on 23 August 2023. It is apparently drawn on the back of a receipt for medicine rendered at a medical location while he was incarcerated.

===Transcript (Top)===
041985 CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W.

Loc: MEDICAL (?) 04 03

VIT D3 ACETAMINOPHEN, CULTUR (?)

SPIRONOLACTONE PROPANOLOL PROGESTERONE OMEPRAZOLE

ESTRADIOL 8/20/202(2)

BillPay PAYMENT FOR TR(?) $508.06

===Transcript (Bottom)===
(Left side) It has been nearly a year, I am fully [released?] back Home, [[Sonichu Temple]] and at work Better...

(Right side) Fully Awakened God-Author Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu

When you Ship the ... with a Pony ... draw one Ship card ... to the Pony and that Ship card ... attract a Pony...

<center><gallery>
File:Goddess at work by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od9g-414w-2x.jpg|Original piece as uploaded
File:Goddess At Work Enhanced.png|Sharpened and inverted top portion of image
File:Goddess At Work Enhanced Bottom.png|Sharpened and curves-adjusted bottom portion of image
</gallery></center>

{{References}}

{{JailLetter}}

Jail Art (reverse side)

2023-08-24T23:51:49Z

Blackfeathr: Line breaks and unleashed to released

While in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], Chris drew [[jail art]] as commissions for customers or for [[Praetor]] to sell online. Some customers have noticed that the '''reverse side of the art''' has titles of the art piece, or an Artist's Note by Chris explaining his thought process with the art.

Customers have also noticed that, since the jail art was drawn on the backs of official CVRJ paperwork, the reverse side of the art contains information such as Chris's account balance. Sometimes the information was scribbled over with pen, but still remain legible.
__TOC__
==Wedded Schultzes==

'''Wedded Schultzes''' is a piece of jail art Chris drew on 29 [[June 2022]]. The drawing was accompanied by an artist note, written on a piece of paper which was a receipt showing Chris's commissary balance. The information pertaining to the commissary had been scratched out with pen, but still remain visible.

===Notes===
The heading reads

*041985 : CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W

*Location: MEDICAL [[CVRJ]] 03 03

On 05/31/2022, Chris purchased six Popcorn ($.90 each for a total of $5.40) and one Natural Fiber ($9.95).

Chris's balance after the purchases is unclear due to the scribbling which seems to read $468.15.

===Transcript===
Artists Note: For Reference, more than 99% of ALL Sonichus and Rosechus are standing at 3 feet 5 inches (not counting the ears. TALL Sonichus and/or Rosechus are Uber Rare, and thinking of the scale in height, even while levitating myself in the event, was a bit of a headache. Anyway. Bless you both, I do. Be happy, safe, and well with love.

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu

Wedded Schultzes

<center><gallery>
File:JailArt24.jpg|Wedded Schultzes
File:JailArt24 Invoice.jpg|Artist's Note, with Chris's CVRJ info poorly scribbled over.
</gallery></center>

==An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021==
'''An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 5 [[June 2022]]. It was a commission request, made through [[Praetor]]'s shop, by TheRedBaron. TheRedBaron stated that his request was for "a drawing of Chris with his mother surrounded by sonichu characters".<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Jail Art]]</ref> The drawing was accompanied by an artist note, written on the reverse of the paper which was a receipt showing Chris's [[CVRJ]] account balance. The information pertaining to the account had been scratched out with pen, but still remain visible.

===Notes===
The heading reads:
*041985: CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W

*Loc: MEDICAL CVRJ 03 03

The paperwork is a check for $309.72 being added to Chris's account on 5/11/2022. The prior balance was $327.47, resulting in a Main Balance of $637.19.

===Transcript===
An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021

Artist's Notes: I've pondered how to properly draw the self-portrait of Barbara upon receiving the commission description recently. I've opted for an Honest piece reflecting past-tense emotions that were still present. I had foreknown of mine and Barbara's separation two months, less than, later and the betrayal circumstances. But, essentially, regardless of her past emotional manipulations and whatnot, I still cared and had patience when it came to tending to her care. Yet I could not escape emotions that she and I had already were drifting apart. And that had become more clear over the past year with her worsening handicaps and lethargy. I've realized, despite my efforts with her, she had become an emotional burden even moreso than before and was holding me back. But ultimately, to return to better progress, work and life, I have had to make the hard emotional choice to let her go. I've wept while writing this.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

<center><gallery>
File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021.jpg|The art piece
File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021 (Artist's Note).jpg|Artist's Note
</gallery></center>

==Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog==
'''Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 31 August 2022. The reverse side contains the title and information on Chris's billing in the medical department. Chris did not attempt to scribble out the information.

===Notes===
On 29 [[August 2022]], Chris was billed $24 for "Medical : 8RX 08/27/22". The Prior Balance and Main Balance are both $0, and Medical Debt is listed as $26.29.

<center><gallery>
File:Jailart8-31-2.jpg|Art piece
File:Jail Art - 31 August 2022 - Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog - Reverse.jpg|Back side
</gallery></center>

==Goddess At Work==
'''Goddess At Work''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 18 [[July 2022]]. It was uploaded to a previously unknown [[DeviantART]] account on 23 August 2023. It is apparently drawn on the back of a receipt for medicine rendered at a medical location while he was incarcerated.

===Transcript (Top)===
041985 CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W.

Loc: MEDICAL (?) 04 03

VIT D3 ACETAMINOPHEN, CULTUR (?)

SPIRONOLACTONE PROPANOLOL PROGESTERONE OMEPRAZOLE

ESTRADIOL 8/20/202(2)

BillPay PAYMENT FOR TR(?) $508.06

===Transcript (Bottom)===
(Left side) It has been nearly a year, I am fully [released?] back Home, [[Sonichu Temple]] and at work Better...

(Right side) Fully Awakened God-Author Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu

When you Ship the ... with a Pony ... draw one Ship card ... to the Pony and that Ship card ... attract a Pony...

<center><gallery>
File:Goddess at work by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od9g-414w-2x.jpg|Original piece as uploaded
File:Goddess At Work Enhanced.png|Sharpened and inverted top portion of image
File:Goddess At Work Enhanced Bottom.png|Sharpened and curves-adjusted bottom portion of image
</gallery></center>

{{References}}

{{JailLetter}}

Jail Art (reverse side)

2023-08-24T23:47:46Z

Blackfeathr: figured out context to the right portion of the image and added words I figured out (TCG crap)

While in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], Chris drew [[jail art]] as commissions for customers or for [[Praetor]] to sell online. Some customers have noticed that the '''reverse side of the art''' has titles of the art piece, or an Artist's Note by Chris explaining his thought process with the art.

Customers have also noticed that, since the jail art was drawn on the backs of official CVRJ paperwork, the reverse side of the art contains information such as Chris's account balance. Sometimes the information was scribbled over with pen, but still remain legible.
__TOC__
==Wedded Schultzes==

'''Wedded Schultzes''' is a piece of jail art Chris drew on 29 [[June 2022]]. The drawing was accompanied by an artist note, written on a piece of paper which was a receipt showing Chris's commissary balance. The information pertaining to the commissary had been scratched out with pen, but still remain visible.

===Notes===
The heading reads

*041985 : CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W

*Location: MEDICAL [[CVRJ]] 03 03

On 05/31/2022, Chris purchased six Popcorn ($.90 each for a total of $5.40) and one Natural Fiber ($9.95).

Chris's balance after the purchases is unclear due to the scribbling which seems to read $468.15.

===Transcript===
Artists Note: For Reference, more than 99% of ALL Sonichus and Rosechus are standing at 3 feet 5 inches (not counting the ears. TALL Sonichus and/or Rosechus are Uber Rare, and thinking of the scale in height, even while levitating myself in the event, was a bit of a headache. Anyway. Bless you both, I do. Be happy, safe, and well with love.

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu

Wedded Schultzes

<center><gallery>
File:JailArt24.jpg|Wedded Schultzes
File:JailArt24 Invoice.jpg|Artist's Note, with Chris's CVRJ info poorly scribbled over.
</gallery></center>

==An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021==
'''An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 5 [[June 2022]]. It was a commission request, made through [[Praetor]]'s shop, by TheRedBaron. TheRedBaron stated that his request was for "a drawing of Chris with his mother surrounded by sonichu characters".<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Jail Art]]</ref> The drawing was accompanied by an artist note, written on the reverse of the paper which was a receipt showing Chris's [[CVRJ]] account balance. The information pertaining to the account had been scratched out with pen, but still remain visible.

===Notes===
The heading reads:
*041985: CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W

*Loc: MEDICAL CVRJ 03 03

The paperwork is a check for $309.72 being added to Chris's account on 5/11/2022. The prior balance was $327.47, resulting in a Main Balance of $637.19.

===Transcript===
An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021

Artist's Notes: I've pondered how to properly draw the self-portrait of Barbara upon receiving the commission description recently. I've opted for an Honest piece reflecting past-tense emotions that were still present. I had foreknown of mine and Barbara's separation two months, less than, later and the betrayal circumstances. But, essentially, regardless of her past emotional manipulations and whatnot, I still cared and had patience when it came to tending to her care. Yet I could not escape emotions that she and I had already were drifting apart. And that had become more clear over the past year with her worsening handicaps and lethargy. I've realized, despite my efforts with her, she had become an emotional burden even moreso than before and was holding me back. But ultimately, to return to better progress, work and life, I have had to make the hard emotional choice to let her go. I've wept while writing this.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

<center><gallery>
File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021.jpg|The art piece
File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021 (Artist's Note).jpg|Artist's Note
</gallery></center>

==Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog==
'''Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 31 August 2022. The reverse side contains the title and information on Chris's billing in the medical department. Chris did not attempt to scribble out the information.

===Notes===
On 29 [[August 2022]], Chris was billed $24 for "Medical : 8RX 08/27/22". The Prior Balance and Main Balance are both $0, and Medical Debt is listed as $26.29.

<center><gallery>
File:Jailart8-31-2.jpg|Art piece
File:Jail Art - 31 August 2022 - Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog - Reverse.jpg|Back side
</gallery></center>

==Goddess At Work==
'''Goddess At Work''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 18 [[July 2022]]. It was uploaded to a previously unknown [[DeviantART]] account on 23 August 2023. It is apparently drawn on the back of a receipt for medicine rendered at a medical location while he was incarcerated.

===Transcript (Top)===
041985 CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W.
Loc: MEDICAL (?) 04 03
VIT D3 ACETAMINOPHEN, CULTUR (?)
SPIRONOLACTONE PROPANOLOL PROGESTERONE OMEPRAZOLE
ESTRADIOL 8/20/2022
BillPay PAYMENT FOR TR(?) $508.06

===Transcript (Bottom)===
(Left side) It has been nearly a year, I am fully [unleashed?] back Home, [[Sonichu Temple]] and at work Better...

(Right side) Fully Awakened God-Author Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu

When you Ship the ... with a Pony ... draw one Ship card ... to the Pony and that Ship card ... attract a Pony...

<center><gallery>
File:Goddess at work by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od9g-414w-2x.jpg|Original piece as uploaded
File:Goddess At Work Enhanced.png|Sharpened and inverted top portion of image
File:Goddess At Work Enhanced Bottom.png|Sharpened and curves-adjusted bottom portion of image
</gallery></center>

{{References}}

{{JailLetter}}

Jail Art (reverse side)

2023-08-24T23:46:04Z

Blackfeathr: typo correction

While in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], Chris drew [[jail art]] as commissions for customers or for [[Praetor]] to sell online. Some customers have noticed that the '''reverse side of the art''' has titles of the art piece, or an Artist's Note by Chris explaining his thought process with the art.

Customers have also noticed that, since the jail art was drawn on the backs of official CVRJ paperwork, the reverse side of the art contains information such as Chris's account balance. Sometimes the information was scribbled over with pen, but still remain legible.
__TOC__
==Wedded Schultzes==

'''Wedded Schultzes''' is a piece of jail art Chris drew on 29 [[June 2022]]. The drawing was accompanied by an artist note, written on a piece of paper which was a receipt showing Chris's commissary balance. The information pertaining to the commissary had been scratched out with pen, but still remain visible.

===Notes===
The heading reads

*041985 : CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W

*Location: MEDICAL [[CVRJ]] 03 03

On 05/31/2022, Chris purchased six Popcorn ($.90 each for a total of $5.40) and one Natural Fiber ($9.95).

Chris's balance after the purchases is unclear due to the scribbling which seems to read $468.15.

===Transcript===
Artists Note: For Reference, more than 99% of ALL Sonichus and Rosechus are standing at 3 feet 5 inches (not counting the ears. TALL Sonichus and/or Rosechus are Uber Rare, and thinking of the scale in height, even while levitating myself in the event, was a bit of a headache. Anyway. Bless you both, I do. Be happy, safe, and well with love.

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu

Wedded Schultzes

<center><gallery>
File:JailArt24.jpg|Wedded Schultzes
File:JailArt24 Invoice.jpg|Artist's Note, with Chris's CVRJ info poorly scribbled over.
</gallery></center>

==An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021==
'''An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 5 [[June 2022]]. It was a commission request, made through [[Praetor]]'s shop, by TheRedBaron. TheRedBaron stated that his request was for "a drawing of Chris with his mother surrounded by sonichu characters".<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Jail Art]]</ref> The drawing was accompanied by an artist note, written on the reverse of the paper which was a receipt showing Chris's [[CVRJ]] account balance. The information pertaining to the account had been scratched out with pen, but still remain visible.

===Notes===
The heading reads:
*041985: CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W

*Loc: MEDICAL CVRJ 03 03

The paperwork is a check for $309.72 being added to Chris's account on 5/11/2022. The prior balance was $327.47, resulting in a Main Balance of $637.19.

===Transcript===
An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021

Artist's Notes: I've pondered how to properly draw the self-portrait of Barbara upon receiving the commission description recently. I've opted for an Honest piece reflecting past-tense emotions that were still present. I had foreknown of mine and Barbara's separation two months, less than, later and the betrayal circumstances. But, essentially, regardless of her past emotional manipulations and whatnot, I still cared and had patience when it came to tending to her care. Yet I could not escape emotions that she and I had already were drifting apart. And that had become more clear over the past year with her worsening handicaps and lethargy. I've realized, despite my efforts with her, she had become an emotional burden even moreso than before and was holding me back. But ultimately, to return to better progress, work and life, I have had to make the hard emotional choice to let her go. I've wept while writing this.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

<center><gallery>
File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021.jpg|The art piece
File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021 (Artist's Note).jpg|Artist's Note
</gallery></center>

==Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog==
'''Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 31 August 2022. The reverse side contains the title and information on Chris's billing in the medical department. Chris did not attempt to scribble out the information.

===Notes===
On 29 [[August 2022]], Chris was billed $24 for "Medical : 8RX 08/27/22". The Prior Balance and Main Balance are both $0, and Medical Debt is listed as $26.29.

<center><gallery>
File:Jailart8-31-2.jpg|Art piece
File:Jail Art - 31 August 2022 - Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog - Reverse.jpg|Back side
</gallery></center>

==Goddess At Work==
'''Goddess At Work''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 18 [[July 2022]]. It was uploaded to a previously unknown [[DeviantART]] account on 23 August 2023. It is apparently drawn on the back of a receipt for medicine rendered at a medical location while he was incarcerated.

===Transcript (Top)===
041985 CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W.
Loc: MEDICAL (?) 04 03
VIT D3 ACETAMINOPHEN, CULTUR (?)
SPIRONOLACTONE PROPANOLOL PROGESTERONE OMEPRAZOLE
ESTRADIOL 8/20/2022
BillPay PAYMENT FOR TR(?) $508.06

===Transcript (Bottom)===
(Left side) It has been nearly a year, I am fully [unleashed?] back Home, [[Sonichu Temple]] and at work Better...

(Right side) Fully Awakened God-Author Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu

When you Ship the ... with a Pony ... draw one Ship ... to the Pony and that Ship ... attract a Pony...

<center><gallery>
File:Goddess at work by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od9g-414w-2x.jpg|Original piece as uploaded
File:Goddess At Work Enhanced.png|Sharpened and inverted top portion of image
File:Goddess At Work Enhanced Bottom.png|Sharpened and curves-adjusted bottom portion of image
</gallery></center>

{{References}}

{{JailLetter}}

Jail Art (reverse side)

2023-08-24T23:40:08Z

Blackfeathr:

While in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], Chris drew [[jail art]] as commissions for customers or for [[Praetor]] to sell online. Some customers have noticed that the '''reverse side of the art''' has titles of the art piece, or an Artist's Note by Chris explaining his thought process with the art.

Customers have also noticed that, since the jail art was drawn on the backs of official CVRJ paperwork, the reverse side of the art contains information such as Chris's account balance. Sometimes the information was scribbled over with pen, but still remain legible.
__TOC__
==Wedded Schultzes==

'''Wedded Schultzes''' is a piece of jail art Chris drew on 29 [[June 2022]]. The drawing was accompanied by an artist note, written on a piece of paper which was a receipt showing Chris's commissary balance. The information pertaining to the commissary had been scratched out with pen, but still remain visible.

===Notes===
The heading reads

*041985 : CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W

*Location: MEDICAL [[CVRJ]] 03 03

On 05/31/2022, Chris purchased six Popcorn ($.90 each for a total of $5.40) and one Natural Fiber ($9.95).

Chris's balance after the purchases is unclear due to the scribbling which seems to read $468.15.

===Transcript===
Artists Note: For Reference, more than 99% of ALL Sonichus and Rosechus are standing at 3 feet 5 inches (not counting the ears. TALL Sonichus and/or Rosechus are Uber Rare, and thinking of the scale in height, even while levitating myself in the event, was a bit of a headache. Anyway. Bless you both, I do. Be happy, safe, and well with love.

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu

Wedded Schultzes

<center><gallery>
File:JailArt24.jpg|Wedded Schultzes
File:JailArt24 Invoice.jpg|Artist's Note, with Chris's CVRJ info poorly scribbled over.
</gallery></center>

==An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021==
'''An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 5 [[June 2022]]. It was a commission request, made through [[Praetor]]'s shop, by TheRedBaron. TheRedBaron stated that his request was for "a drawing of Chris with his mother surrounded by sonichu characters".<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Jail Art]]</ref> The drawing was accompanied by an artist note, written on the reverse of the paper which was a receipt showing Chris's [[CVRJ]] account balance. The information pertaining to the account had been scratched out with pen, but still remain visible.

===Notes===
The heading reads:
*041985: CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W

*Loc: MEDICAL CVRJ 03 03

The paperwork is a check for $309.72 being added to Chris's account on 5/11/2022. The prior balance was $327.47, resulting in a Main Balance of $637.19.

===Transcript===
An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021

Artist's Notes: I've pondered how to properly draw the self-portrait of Barbara upon receiving the commission description recently. I've opted for an Honest piece reflecting past-tense emotions that were still present. I had foreknown of mine and Barbara's separation two months, less than, later and the betrayal circumstances. But, essentially, regardless of her past emotional manipulations and whatnot, I still cared and had patience when it came to tending to her care. Yet I could not escape emotions that she and I had already were drifting apart. And that had become more clear over the past year with her worsening handicaps and lethargy. I've realized, despite my efforts with her, she had become an emotional burden even moreso than before and was holding me back. But ultimately, to return to better progress, work and life, I have had to make the hard emotional choice to let her go. I've wept while writing this.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

<center><gallery>
File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021.jpg|The art piece
File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021 (Artist's Note).jpg|Artist's Note
</gallery></center>

==Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog==
'''Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 31 August 2022. The reverse side contains the title and information on Chris's billing in the medical department. Chris did not attempt to scribble out the information.

===Notes===
On 29 [[August 2022]], Chris was billed $24 for "Medical : 8RX 08/27/22". The Prior Balance and Main Balance are both $0, and Medical Debt is listed as $26.29.

<center><gallery>
File:Jailart8-31-2.jpg|Art piece
File:Jail Art - 31 August 2022 - Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog - Reverse.jpg|Back side
</gallery></center>

==Goddess At Work==
'''Goddess At Work''' is a piece of jail art drawn on 18 [[July 2022]]. It was uploaded to a previously unknown [[DeviantART]] account on 23 August 2023. It is apparently drawn on the back of a receipt for medicine rendered at a medical location while he was incarcerated.

===Transcript (Top)===
041985 CHANDLER, CHRISTINE W.
Loc: MEDICAL (?) 04 03
VIT D3 ACETAMINOPHEN, CULTUR (?)
SPIRONOLACTONE PROPANOLOL PROGESTERONE OMEPRAZOLE
ESTRADIOL 8/20/2022
BillPay PAYMENT FOR TR(?) $508.06

===Transcript (Bottom)===
(Left side) It has been nearly a year, I am fully [unleashed?] back Home, [[Sonichu Temple]] and at work Better...

(Right side) Fully Awakened God-Author Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu

When you Ship the ... with a Pony ... draw one Ship ... to the Pony and that Ship ... attract a Pony...

<center><gallery>
File:Goddess at work by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od9g-414w-2x.jpg|Original piece as uploaded
File:Goddess At Work Enhanced.png|Sharpened and inverted top portion of image
File:Goddess At Work Enhanced Bottom.png|Sharpened and inverted bottom portion of image
</gallery></center>

{{References}}

{{JailLetter}}

File:Goddess At Work Enhanced Bottom.png

2023-08-24T23:32:49Z

Blackfeathr: The bottom of "Goddess At Work", flipped horizontal, sharpened, added contrast.

== Summary ==
The bottom of "Goddess At Work", flipped horizontal, sharpened, added contrast.

File:Goddess At Work Enhanced.png

2023-08-24T23:25:23Z

Blackfeathr: Blackfeathr uploaded a new version of File:Goddess At Work Enhanced.png

== Summary ==
Chris's jail art, "Goddess At Work," flipped horizontal, adjusted curves and sharpened to reveal the document behind the drawing.

File:Goddess At Work Enhanced.png

2023-08-24T23:21:35Z

Blackfeathr: Chris's jail art, "Goddess At Work," flipped horizontal, adjusted curves and sharpened to reveal the document behind the drawing.

== Summary ==
Chris's jail art, "Goddess At Work," flipped horizontal, adjusted curves and sharpened to reveal the document behind the drawing.