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User talk:Blacksky01

2010-07-10T18:20:50Z

Blacksky01: Undo revision 102851 by JerryMathers (Talk)

I'm a french-candian artist.

If you want anything to be draw, just post something on my talkpage.

'''Gallery'''

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(16_October_2008).jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(20_January_2009).jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC_(23_July_2009).jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.jpg

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Chrischan5.jpg

{{welcome|Champthom}}

P.S. Please consider joining the [[CWCki:Artist Commune|Artist Commune]] and looking for requests there as well. We really could use a different button for the side for Asperpedia, in addition to a button for CWCipedia. Not to mention we could use illustrations for the [[IRC]] chats and [[Mumble]] chats, ideally such that an image can be associated with a Chris quote from each chat.

In any case, your services are greatly appreciated on the CWCki and I hope you'll be able to contribute.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:33, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

==Drawing Request==

If you could draw something with [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu's children]] or a few [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonees and Roseys]] being brutally murdered I would forever be in your debt. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 18:57, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh, that drawing was by you. Very nicely done, keep up the good work then. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:06, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

If I could also make a request? Could you please make a portrait featuring Clyde, Hanna from that one subepisode, the Jacks Knight Chris used to represent William Spicer, Joshua Martinez (make him look really gay) and Clawdorf the evil wizard, the one who looks like a black dick. And all standing against the Miscreants logo. Just something quick. It doesn't have to be really good. I just wanted an illustration for my story. I'd be very greatful if you could make this very random picture for me. Thanks. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:38, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Woah, fuck, that is AMAZING!!! That drawing just made my day man. You're a Legend in my eyes. Thanks a lot. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:39, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

== Adding images to articles ==

So you're an artist, and you're providing cool images for the visually uninteresting transcript pages. That's really cool!

But you don't have to wait for people like me to get off our lazy asses to add your images to their appropriate pages. All you have to do is copypaste The following.

<nowiki>[[File:Imagename.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Description]]</nowiki>

You can leave out the "right" and the size number to make the image default to normal thumbnail size, and right-align. I normally only bother with that stuff if I need the image on the left, or if The image doesn't look good as a normal-sized thumbnail. So all you'll need 90% of the time is

<nowiki>[[File:imagename.jpg|thumb|Discription]]</nowiki>

Thanks again for all your contributions!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:02, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

== Templates ==

You should put those on your user page.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:35, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

The GAMe PLACe

2010-07-08T00:19:36Z

Blacksky01: Undo revision 102828 by JerryMathers (Talk)

[[Image:The-Game-Place.jpg|thumb|The GAMe PLACe]]
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|Another angle, revealing The GAMe PLACe to be adjacent to a Staples store]]

{{quote|Chris would rarely ever shake anyones hand after a game, and when he did, he quickly followed up with hand sanitizer.|[[Mimms]]}}

'''The GAMe PLACe''' is a comic-book, game, card, toy, and hobby shop in [[Charlottesville]]. For several years, up until the summer of [[2008]], Chris hung out there on a regular basis, going there every Friday without fail to play the ''[[Pokémon]]'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' [[card games]]. The shop hosted the [[Wikipedia:Pokémon_Organized_Play#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG_Leagues|Pokémon TCG League]] where Chris served as a self-proclaimed volunteer gym leader (though he was not endorsed in any way, and was largely simply tolerated by the store).

After a long period of scaring off customers and being a confrontational douche, Chris was permanently kicked out of the store by one of the managers, [[Michael Snyder]], on 28 [[August 2008]]. Since then, Chris has attempted several times to regain access to the store, to no avail thanks to Michael's insistence.

==People of note==
Chris originally met [[Megan Schroeder]] at The GAMe PLACe in [[2005]], where they bonded over their shared interest in Yu-Gi-Oh! Megan continued to hang out at the shop even after her friendship with Chris [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|collapsed]] in the spring of [[2008]], although their relationship by that point was strained to say the least. Once she broke off all contact with Chris, she did her best to ignore him entirely when they were at the store at the same time.

The other two best-known patrons of the shop, aside from Chris himself, are [[Daniel Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]. The two friends are the primary source of most of what is known about Chris's behavior at The GAMe PLACe (and most of the information in this article), which they revealed during a detailed [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A|Q&A session]] on the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC forums]]. They're also famous for having taken and uploaded the first photograph of Chris to reach the internet, which Mimms snapped and Lucas uploaded to [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] in the fall of [[2007]].

[[Michael Snyder]], one of the store's managers (he isn't the owner, though he's sometimes mistakenly described as such) would eventually become one of Chris's real-life nemeses when he kicked Chris out of the store in the summer of 2008.<ref name=ban>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&A: Chris's ban from the store]]</ref>

==Chris's attitude at The GAMe PLACe==
[[Image:Sonichupunch.jpg|thumb|left|Chris acting his age.]]
[[Image:TonyTyAndBriana.jpg|thumb|Some regulars.]]
In his early days at The GAMe PLACe, Chris's behavior seems to have been more "childlike," for lack of a better word. According to Mimms, who was a regular at the store for the entire time Chris hung out there, Chris avoided using foul language when he first started gaming at the store.<ref name=homo>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Racism_and_homophobia|Mimms and Lucas Q&A: Racism and homophobia]]</ref> He also never failed to show up for Pokémon games in his old [[Chris_and_fashion#Cosplaying_Chris|Ash Ketchum costume]].

The costume was eventually retired, however (by the time of the 2007 photo, Chris was showing up in his usual colorful clown shirts and sporting the [[Sonichu medallion]]), and Chris's behavior grew more aggressive and vulgar over the years. According to Mimms and Lucas, Chris often became angry at his card-game opponents, even small children. An [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Megan_is_pissed_that_Chris_is_nosing_in_her_business|October 2007 e-mail]] from Megan mentions an incident where Chris was extremely threatening and insulting to a guy whom he thought was putting the moves on his gal-pal.

Mimms recounted a few instances of Chris displaying his dislike and distrust of black people. He was openly suspicious of the young black kids he played Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh with, apparently because he thought they were going to make off with his cards.<ref name=mimms1>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post|Mimms & Lucas Q&A: Initial post]]</ref> Chris also nearly managed to earn himself a beating from an older black gamer by the name of TJ:

{{quote|Chris yells at him, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" and TJ stands up like hes going to beat his ass. Chris shrinks back and and says "I mean your face down monster..."|Mimms, [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]}}

Likewise, Chris's homophobia occasionally surfaced while he was hanging out at the shop. A gay regular at the shop by the name of Eric was the target of mockery and threats from Chris (although Mimms noted that, for obvious reasons, Chris wasn't likely to ever do him any great physical harm).<ref name=homo/> Chris also assumed that two of the shop's regulars were gay because they happened to exchange a few jokingly romantic remarks — his literal mind took that as proof that they were a couple.<ref name=homo/>

==Chris the [[card games|TCG]] gamer==
[[Image:409-CWCWeekP3.jpg|thumb|Chris stares down his youthful opponent.]]

{{quote|Chris was pretty awful at all the games he played.|Mimms, summing up Chris<ref name=mimms2>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref>}} Though he apparently spent plenty of money buying new cards at the store,<ref>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris_as_a_customer|Mimms and Lucas Q&A: Chris as a customer]]</ref> and built them into a sizable collection of themed decks, Chris didn't have any aptitude for deck-building or strategy in the Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh trading-card games. Even when playing against small children, he rarely won games or advanced in tournaments, although Mimms recounts one occasion where Chris managed to win a match on a day when most of the regular players were absent, and proudly hollered "I'M THE LEVEL-UP KING!"<ref name=mimms2/>

Chris often declares that he was a gym leader in the store's Pokémon league (an older player who manages tournaments, keeps track of wins and losses, and so forth). It's mentioned on his [[Chris's resume|resume]], for instance, and he talks about it in the [[Father Call]]. However, his memory has apparently inflated his role considerably. "He wasn't actually a gym leader," says Mimms, but rather a substitute who took the place of the regular gym leader on a few occasions. He also wasn't very good at the job, reportedly becoming angry and snapping at the players he was supposed to be taking care of.<ref name=mimms2/> This earned him his first ban from the store, lasting a month, which according to Lucas began on 4 April 2008.<ref name=ban/>

To Chris's very slight credit, Mimms says he did resist using his custom Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards in actual games.<ref name=mimms1/> Mimms and Lucas also noted that he played the [[Card games#UFS_(Ultimate_Fighting_System)_TCG|Universal Fighting System card game]], often playing "bimbo" characters such as Cassandra from the ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' series and [[CWC Fighter|Chun-li]].

==The GAMe PLACe photograph==
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|right|Blurry because [[Mimms]] was trying to be covert]]
In the fall of 2007, Chris discovered the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page devoted to him. There, he also discovered a blurry photograph of himself, which had been taken and posted to 4chan by Mimms and Lucas respectively.

Though he'd already pretty thoroughly blown a gasket over the ED page, Chris went even crazier trying to discover the identity of the photographer. In an e-mail to [[Anna McLerran]] from [[November 2007]], he mentions pestering the staff of The GAMe PLACe to go through their anti-theft camera footage to find out who had taken the photo.<ref>[[Chris_E-mails_2007#November|Chris e-mails: November 2007]]</ref> (Unsurprisingly, they weren't very cooperative.) According to Mimms, Chris complained about the photo and the ED page so loudly and frequently at the store that the management eventually threatened to kick him out if he didn't stop.

Chris also complained to his mother, who apparently became as angry or more so. At one point, early in November, Chris's parents visited the store and interrogated Mimms as to the origin of the photo. After Mimms admitted that he had snapped the picture (but feigned ignorance as to how it found its way onto the internet), they threatened to take legal action, but never actually did so.<ref name=mimms2/>

Chris's "investigations" continued off and on for months after he originally found the picture. In an e-mail to Megan (sent in [[March 2008]] and oddly situated in between desperate apologies for the porn he drew of her), he recounts an indirect confrontation with Lucas at The GAMe PLACe on 8 March.

{{quote|So it brought up to mind my first word being "Monkey", so I told Mimms that. And with a turn around towards the accompanying Lucas, I said in his direction, "Well, that's something new you didn't know about "be-4" about this "Chan". I noticed a look on his face like, "Wow, I can totally wail on that tidbit of information." He said nothing.|Chris's idea of subtlety, from the [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan e-mails]].}}

Later, Lucas gave his own interesting take on the story.

{{quote|The funniest part about that is that I have no recollection of him saying that to me whatsoever. I had no idea I was even a suspect until I saw that email.|Lucas, [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Trolling_Chris_at_the_Game_Place|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]}}

==Chris gets the boot==
Chris's behavior offended the store's management in a number of ways. Aside from punting his gym-leader duties, scaring the small children he played card games with, picking fights with other players, and generally being a racist and homophobic creep, he would truck his video game consoles into The GAMe PLACe and take over the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sang along to [[Britney Spears]] during games, pitched fits inspired by his hatred of the [[Hex Bawx]] in public, and so on.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref>

The trigger for his permanent ban in [[August 2008]] was a shouting match with a young black kid. That particular incident was merely the straw that broke the camel's back, though — "Mike was looking for any reason to ban him at this point," says Mimms.<ref name=mimms1/>

Predictably, Chris did his best to resist getting kicked out of the store. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce response from [[Barbara Chandler]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication is that Chris will never be allowed back into the store.<ref name=mimms1/>

In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris offers his own chronology and version of events. There, he claims that he was thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. The so-called "Wii Incident", according to Chris, was when Michael Snyder forced Chris to stop bogarting the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of children to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokemon. Chris got angry and wrote a letter, sign, or simply scrawled a note on the side of a card box stating "Michael Snyder Loves the "Fiddlesticks" out of Mary Lee Walsh". This, Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw and he booted him then.

According to the CWCipedia article for Megan Schroeder, Chris claims that Megan was there the day he was banned and claimed that she just stood there in shock, refusing to speak up for him. In reality, of course, she was simply disgusted by his behavior like any rational person would have been and relieved that his being kicked out of the store would be the last time Chris would ever be in her sight<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Megan_Schroeder</ref>. Also, she refused to defend Chris not because of shock, but because of his sexual harassment, [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|destruction of her dignity]], anger issues and
overall immaturity, ultimately cementing the fact that nobody wants Chris to ever return to the store.

==Unbanning attempts==
[[Image:Episode200Comment.PNG|thumb|Chris recounts flipping Michael Snyder the bird.]]

Chris has repeatedly attempted to overcome his ban and gain readmission to the store. As mentioned in [[Chris_E-mails_2008#July|a July 2008 e-mail]], Chris sent a letter to Michael Snyder shortly after his initial one-month ban. In [[March 2009]] he attempted to apologize in the best way he knew how: [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|posting a video to YouTube on the off-chance the individual addressed would see it]]. This was [[Chris and remorse|not the most sincere apology in the world]], since Chris made it clear in a [[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC|later video]] that he doesn't really understand why he was thrown out in the first place. A month later, in [[April 2009]], Chris attempted to sneak into the store, but when a cashier recognized him and caught him, Chris ran.

Almost two years after his initial ban from The GAMe PLACe Chris would try again to get the ban lifted. In the Jackie emails Chris reveals that he attempted to go to The GAMe PLACe after church on 11 [[April 2010]]. When one of the cashiers saw Chris and recognized him, he threatened to call the cops. Chris got angry and bolted. The next day Chris visited the store again to talk to Michael Snyder in an attempt to have the ban removed. However, the visit did not turn out in Chris's favor, as [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|the audio from the incident]] shows. Michael refused to revoke the ban (later noting on YouTube, that Chris was actually reading the apology from a pre-written script<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=u_p6bShW97Y YouTube comment by Mike]</ref>) and Chris took this about as well as could be expected; he flipped Michael off,<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw YouTube comment by Chris]</ref> yelled "JEW!" at him, and left the store in a huff. [[Chris and the law|The police were called]] about the incident, according to Mimms, but Chris was already long gone by the time they arrived; whether the police's involvement will continue remains to be seen.

Later that day, Chris uploaded the audio of the incident to [[YouTube]], accompanied by a description soliciting harassment and "trolling" of Michael and his fellow employees. However, it was removed from the site in a matter of hours due to a "Terms of Use Violation". Considering [[Chris and race|Chris's anti-Semitic remark]] directed at Michael, his invitation for others to harass him, and the possibly illegal nature of the recording, it's easy to see why it was pulled.

Chris has never fully understood why he was kicked out of the store. According to Mimms, Chris didn't see what was wrong with his behavior at the time,<ref name=ban/> and he evidently hasn't reflected on the subject much in the intervening years. During the April 2010 visit to the store, the only possible grounds for his ban he could remember was the aforementioned "Wii incident." Later, when he posted an ad on CWCipedia complaining about Snyder's refusal to lift the ban, Chris appeared to believe that the store manager refused to let him in because he hated him personally and [[Kick the Autistic|people with autism in general]].

With Chris's continued failure to overturn the ban, it is clear that his chances of winning entry to The GAMe PLACe are almost as remote as the chances of his [[duck]] entering [[China]].
{{clear}}

==The Charlottesville Incident==

On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris visited The GAMe PLACe. [[6 June 2010|He claimed]] that he wanted to take a photograph of Snyder to use as a dartboard, but when Snyder saw him with his camera outside, he chased Chris. Chris claimed that he tried to drive away but was accosted by Snyder, his daughter and the police. Snyder's version was more succinct:

{{quote|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by [[jerkop|the police]]. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his [[car]]. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.}}

The police listened to Chris rant about the trolls for a while and eventually sent him home with a warning.

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.thegameplace.com/ Official website]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Attraction Locations]]

User talk:JerryMathers

2010-07-08T00:17:18Z

Blacksky01: Created page with 'You are a boring person. Blacksky01'

You are a boring person. [[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

User talk:Champthom

2010-05-30T05:22:09Z

Blacksky01: /* A jerkop resignation letter */

Talk to me.

Be sure to check out the archives as well:

[[User:Champthom/Archive 1]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 2]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 3]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 4]]

==Upload page==
Thank you sir, your change is much appreciated. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 12:43, 20 December 2009 (CET)

==Sonichu Franchise Games==

How about this: [[User:Dude/Sonichu_Franchise_Games]]

...replace these:
*[[Sonichu (game)]]
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]
*[[Pokémon:_Lightning_Version]]
*[[Sonichu_Adventure]]
*[[Sonichu_Advance]]
*[[EX-CWC]]
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 05:47, 22 December 2009 (CET)

==Chris's First Interview==
I noticed on [[Talk:Chris-chan_Discusses...]] you asked for someone to mirror Chris's first interview on Youtube. I know that was a while back, <s>but as far as I can tell no one has actually done it yet</s>, so I went ahead and did it for you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U-4Mvc5LbM]. I hope you're pleased. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 23:10, 27 December 2009 (CET)
*just noticed a while ago that it's aleardy been uploaded by The CWCville Library. I have no clue how I was so oblivious to that. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 03:26, 28 December 2009 (CET)
:*I didn't notice this either, thank you for telling me about this though and I appreciate your effort anyways.
:*Also can't seem to find it on the CWCvilleLibrary...could you possibly post a link?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Thanks, Champthom==
<nowiki>:)</nowiki> --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)

==New Hotness for Videos==
Take a look at this template for videos that [[User:NeoShadow]] made; it's really sweet. It can wrap around videos (in the middle of the page, where they are now) or it can be used as a sidebar.

*Template: [[Template:Infobox/video]]

*Centered example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes]]

*Sidebar example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes2]]

Thoughts? It's been on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to do list]] for a while now, and we could get one or the other in place pretty quickly. The big question is which placement to use, and general style questions vis-a-vis the way it looks. Let us know! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 09:43, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*I really like it, but there was some debate (I need to see where) over the usage of video infoboxes, as some people argued it's unnecessarily replicates information one can gleam from the article. However, I think your centered example might solve that as this is ultimately what we can use to replace just pasting the video in Video sections of articles. I think the "Made by" would be useless in 99% of situations (with the very few videos made by other people, such as the Watch and Win one, or the videos by Scarlet). Personally I like your infoboxes, but I'm not sure if everyone else likes it elsewhere.
:Best I'd do is mention this in the [[CWCki:Community_Portal|community portal]]. As I said, I think your centered example might be very useful and a nicer display than just a YouTube video in the video section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*This add-on is useless and redundant if you ask me. There's nothing new here you can't read in the introduction of the video, in the video navigation bar and I don't see the need for the "Festive" icons. I respect the efforts but I am a K.I.S.S.-Type of guy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:02, 3 January 2010 (CET)

==IMPOSTORS==

Hey Champ, this is the "dude" from the old CWCki... somebody claimed my nick in the three hours between Cogs fixing the captcha and me checking back in =( Is there anything we can do about this? I can still log into the old CWCki to prove my TRUTH and HONESTY, and I used the same email signing up here (this account) and there (the old "dude"). --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:12, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
*I'll consult with Cogs later tonight, as I'm not sure if we can kick this other "Dude" off and have you have his nickname, especially given that it's an extremely generic name someone could have chosen (like Anonymous or Nobody or some name like that) or if we can do this, if it is right in doing so. Now I am concerned that people might try to leech off the fame of others by signing up for accounts of previous CWCki users, either to jump start their e-fame or as a way of trolling, so I'll need a second opinion. If anyone wants to weigh in on the matter, by all means do so. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it's pretty generic, but at the same time, I only signed up around October, so it wasn't generic enough to be taken by then. I am kind of surprised that somebody snapped it up so quickly, since I was pretty actively trying to get it back myself. I suppose it could be innocent, but it's still kind of frustrating. Thanks for looking into it. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:52, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
can you give him the account back. i didn't know. i didnt think dude was gona be available, i though i got lucky. didnt mean to steal it, ill make another one [[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*No problem Dude (see what I did there?). Okay, here's how this will go down - new Dude, when you get a new account, AIM or message me in IRC when you do. I will merge your current account into your new one. That will free up the username "Dude" and old Dude can register that way. rpoblem oslved. If there's any problems, you guys let me know because then I have to resort to Plan B. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:36, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*New [[User:Dude|Dude]] has been [[Special:Contributions/Dude|inactive]] for about a week now... can I get my account back? --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 17:49, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*The new Dude needs to contact me so I can merge his old account into the new one, thus freeing up "Dude." If he doesn't respond in 24 hours or so, then contact me and I'll reset the password and give it over to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== I'll not take this treachery sitting down! ==

You dare claim superiority over my powers as a great and terrifying wizard!? You shall soon see the error of your ways, good sir Champthom. I am a vengeful spellcaster, and I will rape you furiously in your sleep. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 11:03, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

==Sup==
Have a job for me? You told me to get in touch... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:38, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
*Well I was going to ask you to help upload images but people got onto that which is good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Coolio. On Another note, don't bother restoring my Jerkop status. I don't need it now seeing as how images have a MUCH higher ceiling. I'll stick around to improve articles and help people with images if they need it. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:02, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==SPECIAL MISSION==
I accept. Should I simply sign up for an account on Asperpedia and get started or what? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 09:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, do that - sign up for an Asperpedia account and go zap to the extreme. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:17, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

==Just to let you know==

There's a new user who registered under the name ChristianWestonChandler. I am watching this account since it came online. I just don't get a good feeling about this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:00, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

==Apologies==

Thank you for fixing that mistake, that was the first time I added a template so I really am horrible at it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 5:05 20 January 2010 (CET)

== Chris's resume ==

Would you please be so kind as to move this to [[Chris's résumé]] for the sake of more accurate spelling, and to satisfy the grammar nazi in me? If you don't know how to make the fancy és, just copy and paste mine. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:22, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
*Also, please to be deleting [[Chris and fame]]. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:15, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

== A new Mailbag bombing==
Well, our dear Christian has now started giving a copy paste reply as his new method of rejection. And hes done it to Mike Jackson's widow. We had a quick discussion about that in the talk page, and we thought it'd be an idea for another mailbag thats just filled entirely with letters about this one subject. Like how we had a whole mailbag asking about Asperchu and stuff like that? I thought we could have another of those; Only this time have an entire mailbag of people calling him out for being such a prick and for still not properly ansewing letters. What do you think Champ? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:59, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* To amend that idea, I suggest having Sysop inform him of another pending legal issue that can only be averted if he gives full replies to each email--he can't use the "Inputed" response or delete the whole thing and replace it with a general response or else the site goes down again or something.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:32, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* Agreed. We need some sort of cover from him rejecting it in any way. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:56, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

== [[Politics]] ==

Please to be deleting. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

== Sandy Rosechu ==

Any idea why [[Sandy Rosechu]] is showing up in [[:Category:Templates]]? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 22:17, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*Fixed it. The Squote template didn't have noinclude wrapped around its category. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:21, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
**That was my fault. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 22:24, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== halp ==

Yo [[Scampers|Champers]], could you derete this page here: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Template:Christory/March_07 ? It will be confus if it doesn't turn up as a red link. Sorry for mistake. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:00, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

== YO! ==

Champ old boy, do you have sauce on [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|this]] here sniplet? It must have slipped right past me, and now I want to know what it is! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:09, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

==Jerkops Anonymous==

Hey, Champthom. I've been in the mood to move a page or two recently, but my jerkop privileges were abolished with the move to CWCki 2.0. Would you mind reinstating them? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

== Cole Smithey ==

Don't you think an edit like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&diff=prev&oldid=344566166 this] seems too intentional to be an impostor? Never mind 30+ edits to the Cole Smithey article? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:13, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
==Re: Pic of Wallflower==
Is this ok? It was shopped and It looks less like a man
[[Image:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|right]]

-[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:02, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== Posse ==

Champ, I don't know if you still need monitors, but I have no life and lurk on the CWCki pretty much all day. Hit me up if you need me. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:06, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
*NO U. Srsly, contact me on AIM or IRC tonight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:07, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

==Summaries==

Ok, so I will check. I've started trying to sort and format the summaries for each of the Mumbles, and it's March Mumble Madness, but I seem to have contradicted instructions (as I discovered having worked on ALL of them), by listing rather than writing a narrative. What is it you want exactly, so I can get on it ASAP. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:11, 18 March 2010 (UTC)22:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

==Article of the Now==

You wanted some sort of template to denote former articles of the now? [[Template:Articleofthenow|How's this?]] --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:58, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde already made something, just need to incorporate it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:06, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Late to the party again. Never mind --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

== List of Chris' lies ==

Okay, I trust your judgment on this. Wasn't sure if cleanup or deletion was the better solution and it looks like I chose wrong. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Quality Control jerkops ==

Hey, I saw your comment re "Quality Control" jerkops, of which none seem to be active at this point. I think I could handle that. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 21:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Champ old boy ==

People want to update [[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series]], could you unlock it for a while? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:12, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==
Is it cool for users to make new rewards\userboxes, like the Grammar Nazi and Assburgers ones, for instance? Some wikis I've edited on don't like for you to make new ones due to space or whatnot, and others let you go crazy with it. Just want to check beforehand. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:22, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, it's alright, just don't go too crazy by making a kajillion of them. Some of the useboxes, like the Jerkop, Admin, etc. are obviously protected and it's poor taste to award yourself awards like the Order of the Pickle, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

==April Fool's Day==
Since its going to be april fools day when the ultimatum expires why dont we just shut down for 1 day and let chris think he's won.
I mean worst that can happpen is he forgets about us, or the best is that he actually makes a "victory over cwcki" vid.

and then bring it back on the 2nd with a big fuck you chris

user: DKD 15.13 GMT 31.3.10
* No. That's stupid. Chris will make a "HA HA I GOT U TROLLS" video and quit paying attention to us because he thinks we are gone. If we stay up, we will have our own FUCK YOU CHRIS simply because we're not down. This will make Chris angry, and angry Chris is funny.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

*Never compromise, even in the face of <strike>Armageddon</strike> April Fool's Day. Also, in the future, make a sub heading (it's two equal signs, then your text, followed by two equal signs). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

This makes me worry now. What if Chris is pulling a long, convoluted April Fools prank, possibly the idea of a white knight? --[[User:Zehnfragezeichen|Zehnfragezeichen]] 16:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
*Don't be silly. The only White Knight who he listens to is Rocky, and even then, only just barely. And whats the chances that a church counsellor is going to come troll us? I think we're safe. Its almost certain that his plan consists of 'blank pages' and 'try to find and stab the webmaster' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

How bout we say that both bob and snorlax are dead, and put 14 Branchland Court up for sale? {{unsigned|Dan Dash}}

*Please, for the love of God, sign your comments. It's four tildas (~) in a row. I'm tempted to start banning people (albeit temporarily) for those who can't learn how to sign their fucking posts. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

:*Champ's got the rage. Dan, would that actually get to Chris? Seems to me it wouldn't bother him that much. Also seems he's making himself trollproof by becoming detached from us. Thoughts? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:04, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
:**He's not trollproofing himself at all, he's just fighting the urge to go online and complain about things. This is exactly like when we got him to make the comic--he was really diligent about it and when he missed a day he usually made up by posting two comics on the next. Flash forward two months and he's only releasing it in short bursts. He'll be back on his own in that time--less if he thinks Sonichu is being threatened. I suggest that someone put up an ad on CWCipedia that states that Chris has declared all Asperpedia comics cannon within the Sonichuverse. Or something about how Chris risks losing the "copyright" if he doesn't make visible use of it for more than two months.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

::*I'm not sure, he didn't even seem too angry when he discovered the Cwcipedia was devastated (now THAT would've been an April Fool's Day joke). Could it be that he's becoming numb to it? We've done almost everything we can to slander him, his family, and Sonichu. We've set up "sweethearts" toyed with him and, albeit inadvertently, brought about the end of his last IRL gal-pal. We sent the health department to his house, without effect, and have parodied Sonichu and Chris himself. What else CAN we do to this guy? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:17, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::**We didn't call the health department on him and he never learns from his mistakes. We do it again and again. He's not getting desensitized at all, actually. We know most of his buttons now, we've just got to know when to push them. Oh, and every now and then Chris will do something to troll himself, and that's always worth a laugh.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:27, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::*** But it's getting kind of cyclical, Chris gets a new sweetheart, he get's in love mood, phone calls are leaked, get lulzy videos and then, someone manages to anger him, he spews some death threats, then the sweetheart leaves/reveals as troll/dies and then we have sulk Chris, then he completely forgets about it and we have the smug Chris, and in between all that he makes a rant video once in a while. Pretty much we have seen everything chris has to offer for trolling.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:26, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==General question==
Alright so Im a massive newfag here, and I'm wondering how do I create those tags on your pages? For example the eurofag and amerifag stuff. Can I create my own and upload them onto my user page?
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:55, 31 March 2010 (UTC)DKD 00:54 GMT 01.04.10
Templates.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:20, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== "Contact me ASAP" ==

What's going on? --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 03:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*Contact me privately. My info is on my use page, we can't discuss this openly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*I've tried to contact you through AIM before, but because I'm a cheapskate who can't use Windows software, I suspect AIM didn't work too well on my end. I'm now in IRC too. I hope this works better. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:36, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==CWC superstar==
Which Chris video did you get mentioned in?

[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 12:55, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*[[Bunny Hop|PYONG PYONG PYONG! HOPPY EASTER FOR]] [[Crass and Champ|CRASS AND '''CHAMP''']]. Technically he's referring to the crab named after me, so there should be an asterisk. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:24, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

==Artist for hire==

I would be pleased to help by uploading pictures on the CWCki. The problem is that I don't know where to start. There was a page with the needing drawings but it wasn't updated in quite a while.
I talked to Cogsdev on the irc #sonichu and was referred to you. I'm not new to the Cwcki, but I only registered only today.
Here's an example of what I can do, if it's good enough:
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 23:10, 13 april 2010

*I'd say that the [[Artist Commune]] for requested images is still current, so you can still try there. I'd say that the [[Mumble]] chats could use illustrations, mostly of illustrations to go with notable quotes from the chat.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:29, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

*Here's a pic for the IRC(16 october 2008) with 2 notable quotes from it. Since I'm not sure how to add it in a good way, I'll leave it to you.

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(16_October_2008).jpg

I hope it's good enough, I kinda messed up the pedo-glasse since it was done from memory.
Also, how can I link my signature to my userpage?--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 13:44, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

*Here's another one, this time for the IRC (20 January 2009).

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(20_January_2009).jpg

I tried doing the pedo glasses right this time. I'll leave this to you. Also, thanks for the edit Beat.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:58, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription Category ==

What are your views on a category for all articles containing transcriptions? It would make them easier to locate for maintenance or general interest IMO. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:42, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Question About Templates ==

Hey, I recently uploaded the 4 templates [[Template:Observer|Observer]], [[Template:Warrior|Warrior]], [[Template:Hero|Hero]], and [[Template:Legend|Legend]]. I was wondering what I should do with them( I'm not the best at using Wikis). Should I move them somewhere, edit them, etc.? Also, since you deleted two of the category pages, I was wondering if I should restore those or delete the other two. Sorry if there are any problems. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 03:10, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh, also, just wanted to tell ya that I restored the two category pages for now (now all 4 are up instead of just 2/4). If you want me to change/move anything, I'll gladly do it. Just tell me what to do and I'll get it done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 06:14, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

== Old Cats ==

As part of a revamp of userboxes and their categories, there's a lot of now [[Special:UnusedCategories|unused categories prefixed with "List of"]] that need to be deleted forever. Can you fix? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:16, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:There's a few more List of... categories that need nuking. You might have just got hand cramp or something :) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:21, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN ON IT!]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:10, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Deletion, moving and er, shit ==

To do with the Twitter stuff. I remember you saying something about Jerkop powers not extending to moving/deletion. Can I? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:55, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

On a related note, I made a mistake on an [[Bill Lumburg/Fan:Sonichu 11|article]] I created and I'm trying to move it to my Userspace. Can you help me with this? I don't see a move option anywhere so I'm assuming only admins can do it. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:58, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks for taking care of that. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:54, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

== New Performance Style ==

Made this and applied it to a few pages after discussion that in the latest video none of the templates reflected the performance style (unadulterated smugness). Probably should have run it by you before I added it to a load of videos, sorry about that. :(

{{Comeuppance.png|text}}

:The template has been named incorrectly (Should not have the .png). The icon doesn't seem to match the style of the others - most notably the eyes. And I personally still don't think comeuppance is the right name we should give the template, but that's just me. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:02, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Video Template ==

So I made a change to the video template last night which inserts a linked version of Chris's name on video templates when someone puts '''|maker= Chris'''. Do you think that since the template is intended for Chris videos, we can just make the maker default to displaying Chris's name and drop the |maker= line for most uses of the template - retaining the option to include it if we need to override it? I need to run this past someone before I start rolling it out.

Oh and I'm considering making the template parameters lowercase, as is common with templates. I could implement a way for the template to accept both while I transition each use of the template to use lowercase. Worth doing? (Some of the parameters are already lowercase - messy!) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:31, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

==#sonichu ban/the stuff I was going to post==

Hey Champ, any word on the issues we discussed? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:16, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks for reminding me, I asked canine and he was going to talk to cogs but never heard back. I'll check with her though, though tonight isn't the best night to do it (long story). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:31, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Not a problem mate, there's no rush. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:31, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Contact me ASAP, just need to clarify something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:43, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

==Quick Question==

Got something to ask you real quick. Will you be on AIM/IRC tomorrow? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:57, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
*Actually I'm gonna be out of town, but I'll be back Monday night.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:48, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Re: Glass vs Glasses ==

Wait what? Pretty sure glasses is what the majority of English speakers use when referring to a single pair of spectacles. It just looks stupid using "glass". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:31, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

== Uhh...Champ? ==
You deleted the Facial Recognition talk page but not the page itself. Just saying. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:35, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

== A jerkop resignation letter ==

It appears that my furry background is raising a stir in /cwc/, and some people don't want me to post there. It does, however, bring another thing in my mind. I'd ask you to remove my jerkop bit. There's two reasons for this: First, if ''not'' having furries in positions of power helps some of the trolls to sleep better in the night, this course of action would help them. Secondly - and this is a far, far bigger reason - I'm not actually ''using'' the block/delete powers much, and having an account that needlessly has such powers is obviously a computer security risk. I don't think losing those rights would affect me that much as CWCki editor; I'm more concerned about site security and user happiness. Respectfully, --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 16:32, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*I need to discuss this with Cogs first. I appreciate your selfless concern for the site but I'll be damned if /cwc/ tells me or Cogs how to run this site. What you do outside the CWCki is nobody's damn busy, to be honest. You are one of the finest CWCki editors we have, particularly because you have experience editing Wikipedia and I will not let you be intimidated by Internet fucktards at least on the CWCki. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:40, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
** Understood. I just have to add that this is one of those "last nail in the coffin" type things; like I said, the security issue is, in my opinion, ''far'' more important than the troll reaction. I'm thinking of all that ruckus that was caused by the hacked sysop accounts in Wikipedia a year or two ago. So please, if a policy needs to be made, it should be made on the security grounds, not trolling grounds. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:47, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*** I saw the thread on the /cwc/ you are referring to. In my humble opinion, you shouldn't give them any power over what you do. If you identify with a paticular group on the internet, it's not important. You seem to be an important editor to this fine Wiki, so having a bit of power can't be wrong in your case. The opinions expressed by the "members" of the /cwc" imageboard aren't worth anything on the CWCkie. Also, an hacking attemp on your account seems highly unlikely if you don't let any clues on your password. But it's only my opinion on the matter, it ain't worth all that much.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

Talk:The Kevin and Bean Show Segment

2010-05-15T16:34:33Z

Blacksky01:

Alright, let's see how much I can TRANSCRIBE THIS BITCH!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:10, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
* Okay, stopped at 2:03, just as they're starting to listen to Chris's video. I couldn't keep up. One other thing: 8 Announcers saying the same thing? Sheesh!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:32, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Reinforcements are en route. 10 minutes. I have to play more Company of Heroes. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 06:43, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:*I'M WORKING ON IT, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO! --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:49, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Oh shits, I got up to get a glass of water and nearly passed out. I think I'm sick. I'll leave this for now, go nuts everyone. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:10, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Like a phoenix reborn, I have burst out of the body of my previous self and am renewed. Drugs seriously helped. I will continue transcribing. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:17, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::*CRASH INTO SLUMBER. That's enough for tonight.--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:02, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:Should i embed the video and maybe add a honest content warning?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:19, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Embed yes, honest content no. Anything serious in here is beeped. Even the word semen is beeped.
:**done. i'll also help transcribe.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:26, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

We probably shouldn't name the automated messages "announcers", it's gonna become confusing after a while.Naming them "automated message" would be more easy to comprehend.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 15 May 2010 (UTC)

The Kevin and Bean Show Segment

2010-05-15T16:31:03Z

Blacksky01: Corrected some mistakes

'''The Kevin and Bean Show Segment''' is an 8 minute radio clip in which the hosts of the self-titled ''The Kevin and Bean Show'' on KROQ 106.7 FM in California find [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|one of Chris's Captain's Logs]] and comment on it. For the most part of it, they are horrified; so horrified that they spend ''2 and a half minutes'' playing "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warnings before they play the tape.

This clip is one of two radio segments that were aired about Christian Weston Chandler and his antics.
==The video==
<center>{{#ev:youtube|ZtcJZPlQurw}}</center>
==Transcript==

===Welcome to the show!===

'''Presenter 1:''' --he's just a weird, geeky guy and he... ''[trails off]'' ...you're not usually a stellar choice, but tomorrow, you'll find out why it's '[[wikipedia:Top_Gun|Top Gun]] Day'. Apparently there's a new holiday joining the calender, guys, that we didn't know about. Top Gun Day.

'''Presenter 2:''' Hmmm...!

'''Presenter 1:''' Find out more about that, also actor [[wikipedia:Steve_Zahn|Steve Zahn]]'s gonna join us tomorrow. Look, uh, this video we're about to talk about is up at the Comedy section of KROQ.com. ''I'm'' wondering if this is a ''real'' guy, you know, a real geeky guy and he's speaking from the heart or if this is going to turn out to be the next "Borat". This is some sort of comedy genius and this is some kind of crazy character he's created. What do you guys think?

'''Presenter 2:''' Hold up one second.

'''Announcer 1:''' The reenactments and commentary in this program may contain frank talk of a sexual nature. Viewer discretion is advised. ''[First guy laughs during this]''

'''Presenter 1:''' Alright, now that we got that in...

'''Presenter 2:''' H-Hold on.

'''Announcer 2:'''This program contains adult language and subject matter, viewer discretion is advised.

'''Presenter 1:''' Right, so he turns this...

'''Announcer 3:''' This dialog contains sexually explicit content. Viewer discretion is advised.

'''Presenter 1:''' He's a guy, who--

'''Announcer 4:''' These images are too shocking for young children.

'''Presenter 1:''' ---he's sitting, he's sitting---

'''Announcer 5:''' A warning: the following you're about to see and hear is explicit. Viewer discretion is advised.

'''Presenter 1:''' ---he seems to be sitting in his room and he's describing things that he likes to do and I can't imagine-- I don't-- I can't put myself in the position of a guy who want to video tape this and put it up on the internet for people to know these sorts of things about him and I figure, there must be some other reason he's got.

'''Presenter 2:''' It ''sounds''-- by the way, if he's an actor, then he's a ''genius''.

'''Presenter 3:''' ''Yes.''

'''Presenter 2:''' It sounds like he's gotten some responses to videos that he has already video taped of himself and put up on online.

'''Presenter 1:''' He also has his own little YouTube channel.

'''Presenter 2:''' Yes

'''Presenter 1:'''And he's developed a ''cult'' of people who can't believe what he's talking about. Yes.

'''Announcer 6:''' Parental discretion is advised.

'''Presenter 2:''' Alright, so, um, this is ''him''...

'''Presenter 3:''' ''[Mumbles quickly. She laughs during this]''

'''Presenter 1:''' Alright, here we go.

'''Announcer 7:''' If you have little children nearby and you allow them to listen to this conversation, you are a bad parent. A ''really'' bad parent. You are seriously ''[censored]'' up. You with illegitimate kids and your bad judgement and whatnot.

'''Presenter 1:''' He's a little bit of an [[obesity|overweight]] guy with a [[hair|receding hairline]], he's wearin' the-y'know, the [[chris_and_fashion|polo shirt]], and he's in what looks like his [[chris's room|bedroom]] with-it has to be dozens and dozens of action figures behind him. He looks like he'd be a sci-fi geek.

'''Presenter 2:''' He's not talking about sci-fi.

'''Presenter 1:''' He looks like he's in his late... twenties, maybe even thirty.

'''Presenter 3:''' [[chris and health|Aging badly]].

'''Presenter 1:''' Which makes it all the more disturbing.

'''Announcer 8:''' This program contains graphic images that may be disturbing to sensitive viewers. The people profiled all survived. Discretion is advised.'''

[''The presenters all laugh'']

'''Presenter 1:''' You won't wanna survive though after you hear it, here's the dude.

====Playing the video====

'''Chris:''' [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|Captain's Log, uh, Stardate April 28th 2009]].

'''Presenter 1:''' ''Anyone'' who starts with Captain's Log, Stardate...

'''Presenter 3:''' Yeah.

'''Presenter 2:''' You've got a guy who belives he's living on the bridge of the Enterprise.

'''Presenter 1:''' That's correct, yes.

'''Chris:''' Uhh... a-about... it's- it's a...good idea some-uhhh, if uh it's a good idea, but, uh.

'''Presenter 1:''' Now, he's referring to a video that he put up that people are questioning.

'''Presenter 3:''' Okay.

'''Presenter 1:''' They're saying, "Why would you do that?". So he's referring to- I think it's a good idea if it doesn't bother you, but if it does bother you, then you don't have to do it.

'''Presenter 2:''' What's he talking about?

'''Presenter 1:''' ... [[dirty, crapped briefs|you'll find out]].

'''Chris:''' You know you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but... I [[recycling|recycle]] my own [''BEEP'']. [''The beeped word is '[[semen]]', for you newfags and [[User:Ronichu|retards]]'']

''transcribed up to 3:19''

==Sauses==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtcJZPlQurw&feature=related

Go

[[Category: Media that has been published in real life]]

CWC Update 29 July 2009

2010-05-12T05:02:43Z

Blacksky01: /* Liquid's response */ Translated things.

In "'''CWC Update 29 July 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 07292009'''" for the original video and its extended cut, "'''CWC Update 07292009-2'''" for the Spanish companion video), [[Chris]] explains that he is a [[troll]] trolling trolls. Note that he somehow grew his full goatee back instantly.

He would later replace the video with an extended version, which adds a close-up of his driver's license and Chris asking his viewers to read about the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] on [[CWCipedia]], which he claims to be the new, official [[Sonichu]] website. Also of note is the addendum, in which Chris horribly mangles the language of Cervantes and infuriates many a speaker of the world's second language with most native speakers.

==Video==

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| image = {{#ev:youtube|w5AokNuon50}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 29 July 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[CWC More Than A Feeling | CWC More than a Feeling]]
| next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back | That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]
}} </center>
===Transcript===

Alright... [[Captain's Log]], Stardate: July 29th, 2009.

Let's get this over with right off the bat. Dispelling rumors and making a few points. There are NO official [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] merchandise yet. Whatever you're buying right now, it's fake, especially from the damn [[niggos|black]]—brown... brown striped [[CChanSonichuCWC|impostor]] posing as me. Ignore all [[YouTube]] videos portraying me in a wrong sense, especially if it is not on my TRUE YouTube account, this one: I-B-A Chandler! Portra—playing also playing off of my father's license plate... a little bit. I B Mr. C! Follow Mr. C's, I'm an important C. (?) Mr. Chandler. [[IBAChandler]].

And yes, it is true, [[Rollin' and Trollin'|I have called myself a troll]], because I am trolling my trolls back! So, in a sense, I am a troll to those trolls ONLY. I am not a troll to any of the TRUE, [[HONEST]] people out there. I just—because of the Internet, and whatnot, it's hard to tell the difference. So, if you're not a troll, and you know you're not, it does not apply to you. Otherwise, you know you're a troll. I'M TROLLIN' YOU BACK!

And... it's okay to be... [[autism|stupid]] sometimes. Stupid... [[It's UGH!|damn, dirty song!]] While it is NOT okay to be [[Homos|homosexual]], I will let—[[Lie|I will personally not judge any individual of that... one trait]]. I am willing to be friends with homosexuals. And let me make it clear: I will NOT TOLERATE ANY FURTHER DAMN, DIRTY STUPID QUESTIONS QUESTIONING MY DANG ORIENTATION! I, CHRISTOPHER "CHRISTIAN" WESTON CHANDLER, AM STRAIGHT! Have good faith... in me. And... to all my loyal, true [[trolls|viewers, fans everybody]]: you will be rewarded.

I leave that with you. Peace, and have a good day.

==Extended version==
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| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 29 July 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[CWC More Than A Feeling | CWC More than a Feeling]]
| next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back | That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Alright. Captain's Log, Stardate: July 29th, 2009.

Let's get this over with, right off the bat. Dispelling... rumors. And making a few points. [''looks at a piece of paper, apparently with his notes''] There are no... official... Sonichu or Rosechu merchandise yet. Whatever you're buying, right now, it's FAKE, especially from the damn black—brown—brown-STRIPED impostor posing as me. [''looks back at paper''] And I can best prove who I am. [''moves away from camera, but comes closer to it and shoves his face in the camera''] CLOSE UP. ZOOMING in on ME. [''shoves driver's license into the camera, mumbles''] With... my driver's license... with the customer number censored. [''flips the license around''] Can you copy FRONT and BACK? FRONT and BACK? [''turns it to its side''] THICKNESS? [''flips to the back''] Front... [''flips back to the front''] Front reflective Virginia... Can you see it? [''pulls license away and shoves his face back in''] I think... [''dramatic glasses removal''] ...not.

I think not. ''flashes license again'']

[''steps back into proper frame, reads off of paper'']

Ignore all YouTube videos portraying me in a wrong sense. Especially if it's not on my true YouTube account, this one, '''''IBA'''Chandler''. Portray—playing—also playing off my father's license plate. Little bit. I be Mr C. A lot of Mr. C's... I'm an important C.: Mr. Chandler. I be a Chandler.

[''looks back at paper'']

And yes, it is true: I have called myself a troll because I'm trolling my trolls back, so, in a sense, I am a troll to those trolls only. I am NOT a troll to any of the other True and Honest people out there. [''replaces glasses''] I just—because of the internet and whatnot, it's hard to tell the difference. So, if you are not a troll, and you know you're not, this does not apply to you. Otherwise, if you know you're a troll... [''shrugs, then points dramatically''] I'M TROLLING YOU BACK! [''points and goes to say something, but doesn't'']

AND... it'sokaytobestupids. [''he says this fast and softly, then mumbles''] ...That damn, dirty song. [''looks at paper, ponders.''] While it's NOT okay to be homosexual, I will not j—I will not personally judge any individual [''removes glasses again, and starts reading off the paper''] ...that one trait. I am willing to be friends with the homosexuals. And let me make it clear: [''drops glasses, lifts finger''] I will not tolerate '''any more damn, dirty, stupid question my dang orientation'''! I, Christopher Christian Weston Chandler, am STUH-RAIGHT! Have good faith in me.

And to all my True, Loyal viewers, fans, everybody. You will be rewarded. Look up the history of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens for one, a full, extended story from. My. Head. And my hands, typed. On the new, the official, as of 2009, the new s—the official s—CWC's Sonichu and Rosechu Site.

I will leave that with you. Peace, and have a good day.

In this video, Chris horribly mangles the Spanish language. There are a total of 18 jump cuts in this 193-second video, suggesting that rather than speaking Spanish as a second language, he simply wrote a script based on his limited knowledge and consulted it after every sentence, hoping no one would notice.

==Addendum==

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| image = {{#ev:youtube|9M4sHq3Y0KM}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 29 July 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
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| next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back | That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

====Original====

''Captain's Log, Stardate: May(?) 29th, 2009''

¡AY! Impostor en rayas de marrón. [''cut''] Yo tenía dos años de español en mi escuella secundaria, Manchester High. Con mi señora bonita. [''cut'']

Y yo recibe durante los ''classes'' [''cut''] el apodo que yo use para mi Internet, RICARDO, mi nombre fue Ricardo en las clases de español. [''cut''] Recuerde el es- el Pokésite de R.W.C [''the W is pronounced ''doble ve'' like in Spain''] con ''CWC Pokésite 2'', ''CWC's Bionicle site'', ''CWC's Hot Wheels site'', ''the original CWC Sonichu site''. [''cut'']

Yo voy a hacer una apuesta. Que tu el impostor no graduaste desde [''high pitch''] TU escuela secundaria. ¡En serio! [''cut''] Yo, el verdad, Christopher Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler, [''cut''] no solamente me gradue de Manchester High con mi TITÚLIO [shows degree, then puts it down]. Mi titúlio de ''basketball'' en mi fi- en mi año de ''freshman'' [''shows his basketball degree, proceeds to put it down'']. ¡Stupido! TU ERES STUPIDO. [''cut'']

No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de ''[[HONOR ROLL]]''. ¡Bueño! [''cut'']

¿Y como fue escribe en los comicos de Sonichu [''feels his badge''], Rosechu y yo? [''semi-gangster expression''] ¡Yo! [''cut'']

Yo fue a Piedmont Virginia Community College para mi—[''cut''] Para mi titulo y certificado para ''COMPUTA EDIT DRAFTING AND DEZAIN''. [''shows both certificates, and the second one seems to have some Chris-chan Sonichu & Megan art''] [''cut'']

Que yo diplomade muy bueño y recibe en... ''June, 2006''. [''guess he never learned how to say dates in Spanish''] [''cut'']

¿Donde está tu titulo de Manchester High? Tu titulo de Piedmont de t—¿Tu certificado de Piedmont de ''Computer-Ai—drafting & design''?

¿Donde estan? [''cut''] Tu no tienes. [''dramatic glasses removal''] Tu no tienes. ¿VERRRRDAD?

Tu no tienes, yo tiene. Yo soy el verdad Christopher Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler. Entonces, POR FAVOR. Para todo el—todos los veces en el futuro y ahora. [''hand gestures''] [''cut''] ¡Dejar de este juego maldito! Impostor, tonto y estupido. [''homo pose''] [''cut'']

También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. [''because your Spanish is excellent, Ricardo''] ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor. [''cut'']

¿Responde en Ingles? No es bueño. No es bueño, tonto impostor en rayas de marrón. [''cut'']

Paz.

====English translation====

Captain's Log, Stardate May(?) 29th, 2009

Aye! The impostor in brown stripes! I have two years of Spanish in my secondary school, Manchester High, with my pretty lady.

And during class I received the nickname I use on the Internet "[[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]]". Ricardo, my name in Spanish is Ricardo. Remember the Pokésite of RWC with CWC Pokésite 2 CWC Bionicle site and original Sonichu site.

I'm gonna bet you impostor that you didn't graduate from your high school. Really? I the real Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler not only did I graduate from Manchester High School [''shows his high school diploma''] with my diploma. My basketball diploma from my freshman year [''shows his stupid diploma''] Stupid.... You are stupid!

Not only with them but with my honor roll points, good!

And how was it that I wrote the comedians [''translator's note: He actually says comedians, instead of comics''] of Sonichu Rosechu and me?

I went to PVCC for my title, certificate of CADD [''shows a couple of diplomas, and second one of the them with his stupid Chris-chan drawing holding Megan''] I received a very good diploma in June 2006.

Where is your title from Manchester High? Where is your certifica...—your certificate from PVCC for CADD? WHERE ARE THEY? You don't have them.... You don't have them, right?

You don't have them; I have them. I am the real Christopher "Christian" "Ricardo" Weston Chandler. So, please, for eve... for all time in the future and now. Leave this damned game, you stupid dumb impostor.

Also, please respond in good Spanish, if not good? You are not real, you are the impostor, respond in English? NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD, YOU DUMB IMPOSTOR!!!

Peace

====Alternate translation====

Captain's Log, Stardate: May(?) 29th, 2009

Aye! The impostor in brown stripes! I have two years of Spanish in my secondary school, Manchester High, with my pretty lady.
And I received during my classes [''jump/pause''] the nickname that I used for my Internet: Ricardo. My name is Ricardo in the Spanish classes.

Remember the Pokésite de R.W.C con CWC Pokésite 2, CWC [''unintelligible''], the Original CWC Sonichu site.

I am going to make a bet: that you, the impostor didn't graduated from High School. Really? I the true, Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler. Didn't just graduated from Manchester High with my DEGREE. [''shows degree, then lowers it''] my degree of Basketball in my freshman year [''same previous motion'']. Stupid, you are stupid!

Not only it takes years but with my points of Honor Roll. Good! [''cut''] And how it was who wrote in the comics of Sonichu, Rosechu and me, me! I went to Piedmont Virginia Community College for my title and certificate for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. [''shows both certificates, and the second one seems to have some Chris-chan Sonichu & Megan art''] That I diplomated and received in June 2006.

Where is your title from Manchester High? Your title from Piedmont, your certificate from Piedmont for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design.

Where are they? You don't have them. [''dramatic glasses removal''] You don't have them, RIGHT?

You don't have them, I do. I am the true Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler. So, PLEASE, for all future and now actions. Stop this damned game! You stupid and dumb impostor.

Also, I present. Respond in good Spanish. If not, what good? You are not the real one. You are the impostor.

Respond in English? Not good. Not good, dumb impostor in brown stripes.

Peace.

==== A Spanish correction (AKA what Chris would've said if he could speak in Spanish at all) ====

Bitácora del Capitán, Fecha Estelar: 29 de Mayo, 2009

¡Ay, impostor de rayas cafés! Yo llevé dos años de Español en mi preparatoria,
Manchester High, con mi querida maestra. Durante estas clases, recibí el apodo que
uso en internet, RICARDO. Este fue mi nombre en las clases de Español. Recuerden
el ''Pokésite'' de R.W.C, el segundo ''Pokésite'' de CWC, el sitio de bionic de CWC y el
sitio original de Sonichu.

Voy a hacer una apuesta. Apuesto a que tú, impostor, no te graduaste de tu preparatoria. ¡En serio! Yo el verdadero, Christopher "Christian" "Ricardo" Weston Chandler, no solamente me gradué de Manchester High con mi TÍTULO, sino también con mi título de Basquetbol en mi primer año. ¡Estúpido! ERES UN ESTÚPIDO.

Y no solamente me gradué con éstos [''diplomas''], sino también con mis puntos en el Cuadro de Honor. ¿Cómo ves?

¿Y quien fue el que escribió los cómics de Sonichu, Rosechu, y yo? ¡YO!

YO fui a la Universidad Comunitaria de Piedmont Virginia para obtener mi título y certificado en Diseño Asistido por Computadora.

Me gradué perfectamente, y me recibí en Junio del 2006.

¿Donde está tu titulo de Manchester High? ¿Tu título de Piedmont de t—
¿Tu certificado de Piedmont en Diseño Asistido por Computadora?

¿Donde están? No los tienes, Tú no los tienes, ¿VERDAD?

Tú no los tienes, pero yo sí. Yo soy el verdadero Christopher Christian "Ricardo"
Weston Chandler. Entonces, por favor, para siempre, ahora y en el futuro,
¡deja este maldito juego! Impostor tonto y estúpido.

Además, me presenté. Ahora tú responde en español correcto. ¿No puedes? Entonces no eres el
verdadero. Tú eres el impostor.

¿Respondes en inglés? Eso no es bueno, no está bien, tonto impostor de rayas marrones.

Paz.

==Liquid's response==

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| Stardate = 29 July 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid|Liquid]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]
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| next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]
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===Transcript===

Hola! Este es el verdadero Ricardo Weston Chandler. Impostor en el pequeño chaleco, yo no solo comprender su ultimo video, pero tiene excelente dominio de la idioma de Cervantes. Puedo establecer mi identidad hablan muchos idiomas. Je parle aussi Français comme je l'ai pris dans le français des mes années lycées à Manchester. Avec ma jolie professeure de français. J'ai obtenu ma [sic] diplôme avec mention. J'ai même un certificat à partir du moment où j'ai été l'assistant-responsable de l'équipe of PVCC.

[Finished the part where he speak in french, I stopped at 1:21 because I can't understand german language.]

====Translation====

Hello! This is the real Ricardo Weston Chandler. Impostor in the vest small, I do not only to understand your last video, but it has excellent command over the Spanish language. I can establish my identity they speak many languages. I also speak French as I learned it in the French some my high school years at Manchester. With my pretty French teacher. I got my diploma with mention.I even have a certificate since I was the [Can't remember the equivalent] in the team of the PVCC.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC More Than A Feeling ]]|nextlink=[[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}

{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}

[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2009-07-29]]
[[Category: Liquid Saga]]

CWC Update 29 July 2009

2010-05-12T04:59:22Z

Blacksky01: /* Transcript */ Finished the part in french.

In "'''CWC Update 29 July 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 07292009'''" for the original video and its extended cut, "'''CWC Update 07292009-2'''" for the Spanish companion video), [[Chris]] explains that he is a [[troll]] trolling trolls. Note that he somehow grew his full goatee back instantly.

He would later replace the video with an extended version, which adds a close-up of his driver's license and Chris asking his viewers to read about the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] on [[CWCipedia]], which he claims to be the new, official [[Sonichu]] website. Also of note is the addendum, in which Chris horribly mangles the language of Cervantes and infuriates many a speaker of the world's second language with most native speakers.

==Video==

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| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 29 July 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[CWC More Than A Feeling | CWC More than a Feeling]]
| next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back | That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]
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===Transcript===

Alright... [[Captain's Log]], Stardate: July 29th, 2009.

Let's get this over with right off the bat. Dispelling rumors and making a few points. There are NO official [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] merchandise yet. Whatever you're buying right now, it's fake, especially from the damn [[niggos|black]]—brown... brown striped [[CChanSonichuCWC|impostor]] posing as me. Ignore all [[YouTube]] videos portraying me in a wrong sense, especially if it is not on my TRUE YouTube account, this one: I-B-A Chandler! Portra—playing also playing off of my father's license plate... a little bit. I B Mr. C! Follow Mr. C's, I'm an important C. (?) Mr. Chandler. [[IBAChandler]].

And yes, it is true, [[Rollin' and Trollin'|I have called myself a troll]], because I am trolling my trolls back! So, in a sense, I am a troll to those trolls ONLY. I am not a troll to any of the TRUE, [[HONEST]] people out there. I just—because of the Internet, and whatnot, it's hard to tell the difference. So, if you're not a troll, and you know you're not, it does not apply to you. Otherwise, you know you're a troll. I'M TROLLIN' YOU BACK!

And... it's okay to be... [[autism|stupid]] sometimes. Stupid... [[It's UGH!|damn, dirty song!]] While it is NOT okay to be [[Homos|homosexual]], I will let—[[Lie|I will personally not judge any individual of that... one trait]]. I am willing to be friends with homosexuals. And let me make it clear: I will NOT TOLERATE ANY FURTHER DAMN, DIRTY STUPID QUESTIONS QUESTIONING MY DANG ORIENTATION! I, CHRISTOPHER "CHRISTIAN" WESTON CHANDLER, AM STRAIGHT! Have good faith... in me. And... to all my loyal, true [[trolls|viewers, fans everybody]]: you will be rewarded.

I leave that with you. Peace, and have a good day.

==Extended version==
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| imagewidth = 250
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| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]]
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| previous = [[CWC More Than A Feeling | CWC More than a Feeling]]
| next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back | That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Alright. Captain's Log, Stardate: July 29th, 2009.

Let's get this over with, right off the bat. Dispelling... rumors. And making a few points. [''looks at a piece of paper, apparently with his notes''] There are no... official... Sonichu or Rosechu merchandise yet. Whatever you're buying, right now, it's FAKE, especially from the damn black—brown—brown-STRIPED impostor posing as me. [''looks back at paper''] And I can best prove who I am. [''moves away from camera, but comes closer to it and shoves his face in the camera''] CLOSE UP. ZOOMING in on ME. [''shoves driver's license into the camera, mumbles''] With... my driver's license... with the customer number censored. [''flips the license around''] Can you copy FRONT and BACK? FRONT and BACK? [''turns it to its side''] THICKNESS? [''flips to the back''] Front... [''flips back to the front''] Front reflective Virginia... Can you see it? [''pulls license away and shoves his face back in''] I think... [''dramatic glasses removal''] ...not.

I think not. ''flashes license again'']

[''steps back into proper frame, reads off of paper'']

Ignore all YouTube videos portraying me in a wrong sense. Especially if it's not on my true YouTube account, this one, '''''IBA'''Chandler''. Portray—playing—also playing off my father's license plate. Little bit. I be Mr C. A lot of Mr. C's... I'm an important C.: Mr. Chandler. I be a Chandler.

[''looks back at paper'']

And yes, it is true: I have called myself a troll because I'm trolling my trolls back, so, in a sense, I am a troll to those trolls only. I am NOT a troll to any of the other True and Honest people out there. [''replaces glasses''] I just—because of the internet and whatnot, it's hard to tell the difference. So, if you are not a troll, and you know you're not, this does not apply to you. Otherwise, if you know you're a troll... [''shrugs, then points dramatically''] I'M TROLLING YOU BACK! [''points and goes to say something, but doesn't'']

AND... it'sokaytobestupids. [''he says this fast and softly, then mumbles''] ...That damn, dirty song. [''looks at paper, ponders.''] While it's NOT okay to be homosexual, I will not j—I will not personally judge any individual [''removes glasses again, and starts reading off the paper''] ...that one trait. I am willing to be friends with the homosexuals. And let me make it clear: [''drops glasses, lifts finger''] I will not tolerate '''any more damn, dirty, stupid question my dang orientation'''! I, Christopher Christian Weston Chandler, am STUH-RAIGHT! Have good faith in me.

And to all my True, Loyal viewers, fans, everybody. You will be rewarded. Look up the history of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens for one, a full, extended story from. My. Head. And my hands, typed. On the new, the official, as of 2009, the new s—the official s—CWC's Sonichu and Rosechu Site.

I will leave that with you. Peace, and have a good day.

In this video, Chris horribly mangles the Spanish language. There are a total of 18 jump cuts in this 193-second video, suggesting that rather than speaking Spanish as a second language, he simply wrote a script based on his limited knowledge and consulted it after every sentence, hoping no one would notice.

==Addendum==

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| image = {{#ev:youtube|9M4sHq3Y0KM}}
| imagewidth = 250
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| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[CWC More Than A Feeling | CWC More than a Feeling]]
| next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back | That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

====Original====

''Captain's Log, Stardate: May(?) 29th, 2009''

¡AY! Impostor en rayas de marrón. [''cut''] Yo tenía dos años de español en mi escuella secundaria, Manchester High. Con mi señora bonita. [''cut'']

Y yo recibe durante los ''classes'' [''cut''] el apodo que yo use para mi Internet, RICARDO, mi nombre fue Ricardo en las clases de español. [''cut''] Recuerde el es- el Pokésite de R.W.C [''the W is pronounced ''doble ve'' like in Spain''] con ''CWC Pokésite 2'', ''CWC's Bionicle site'', ''CWC's Hot Wheels site'', ''the original CWC Sonichu site''. [''cut'']

Yo voy a hacer una apuesta. Que tu el impostor no graduaste desde [''high pitch''] TU escuela secundaria. ¡En serio! [''cut''] Yo, el verdad, Christopher Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler, [''cut''] no solamente me gradue de Manchester High con mi TITÚLIO [shows degree, then puts it down]. Mi titúlio de ''basketball'' en mi fi- en mi año de ''freshman'' [''shows his basketball degree, proceeds to put it down'']. ¡Stupido! TU ERES STUPIDO. [''cut'']

No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de ''[[HONOR ROLL]]''. ¡Bueño! [''cut'']

¿Y como fue escribe en los comicos de Sonichu [''feels his badge''], Rosechu y yo? [''semi-gangster expression''] ¡Yo! [''cut'']

Yo fue a Piedmont Virginia Community College para mi—[''cut''] Para mi titulo y certificado para ''COMPUTA EDIT DRAFTING AND DEZAIN''. [''shows both certificates, and the second one seems to have some Chris-chan Sonichu & Megan art''] [''cut'']

Que yo diplomade muy bueño y recibe en... ''June, 2006''. [''guess he never learned how to say dates in Spanish''] [''cut'']

¿Donde está tu titulo de Manchester High? Tu titulo de Piedmont de t—¿Tu certificado de Piedmont de ''Computer-Ai—drafting & design''?

¿Donde estan? [''cut''] Tu no tienes. [''dramatic glasses removal''] Tu no tienes. ¿VERRRRDAD?

Tu no tienes, yo tiene. Yo soy el verdad Christopher Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler. Entonces, POR FAVOR. Para todo el—todos los veces en el futuro y ahora. [''hand gestures''] [''cut''] ¡Dejar de este juego maldito! Impostor, tonto y estupido. [''homo pose''] [''cut'']

También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. [''because your Spanish is excellent, Ricardo''] ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor. [''cut'']

¿Responde en Ingles? No es bueño. No es bueño, tonto impostor en rayas de marrón. [''cut'']

Paz.

====English translation====

Captain's Log, Stardate May(?) 29th, 2009

Aye! The impostor in brown stripes! I have two years of Spanish in my secondary school, Manchester High, with my pretty lady.

And during class I received the nickname I use on the Internet "[[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]]". Ricardo, my name in Spanish is Ricardo. Remember the Pokésite of RWC with CWC Pokésite 2 CWC Bionicle site and original Sonichu site.

I'm gonna bet you impostor that you didn't graduate from your high school. Really? I the real Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler not only did I graduate from Manchester High School [''shows his high school diploma''] with my diploma. My basketball diploma from my freshman year [''shows his stupid diploma''] Stupid.... You are stupid!

Not only with them but with my honor roll points, good!

And how was it that I wrote the comedians [''translator's note: He actually says comedians, instead of comics''] of Sonichu Rosechu and me?

I went to PVCC for my title, certificate of CADD [''shows a couple of diplomas, and second one of the them with his stupid Chris-chan drawing holding Megan''] I received a very good diploma in June 2006.

Where is your title from Manchester High? Where is your certifica...—your certificate from PVCC for CADD? WHERE ARE THEY? You don't have them.... You don't have them, right?

You don't have them; I have them. I am the real Christopher "Christian" "Ricardo" Weston Chandler. So, please, for eve... for all time in the future and now. Leave this damned game, you stupid dumb impostor.

Also, please respond in good Spanish, if not good? You are not real, you are the impostor, respond in English? NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD, YOU DUMB IMPOSTOR!!!

Peace

====Alternate translation====

Captain's Log, Stardate: May(?) 29th, 2009

Aye! The impostor in brown stripes! I have two years of Spanish in my secondary school, Manchester High, with my pretty lady.
And I received during my classes [''jump/pause''] the nickname that I used for my Internet: Ricardo. My name is Ricardo in the Spanish classes.

Remember the Pokésite de R.W.C con CWC Pokésite 2, CWC [''unintelligible''], the Original CWC Sonichu site.

I am going to make a bet: that you, the impostor didn't graduated from High School. Really? I the true, Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler. Didn't just graduated from Manchester High with my DEGREE. [''shows degree, then lowers it''] my degree of Basketball in my freshman year [''same previous motion'']. Stupid, you are stupid!

Not only it takes years but with my points of Honor Roll. Good! [''cut''] And how it was who wrote in the comics of Sonichu, Rosechu and me, me! I went to Piedmont Virginia Community College for my title and certificate for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. [''shows both certificates, and the second one seems to have some Chris-chan Sonichu & Megan art''] That I diplomated and received in June 2006.

Where is your title from Manchester High? Your title from Piedmont, your certificate from Piedmont for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design.

Where are they? You don't have them. [''dramatic glasses removal''] You don't have them, RIGHT?

You don't have them, I do. I am the true Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler. So, PLEASE, for all future and now actions. Stop this damned game! You stupid and dumb impostor.

Also, I present. Respond in good Spanish. If not, what good? You are not the real one. You are the impostor.

Respond in English? Not good. Not good, dumb impostor in brown stripes.

Peace.

==== A Spanish correction (AKA what Chris would've said if he could speak in Spanish at all) ====

Bitácora del Capitán, Fecha Estelar: 29 de Mayo, 2009

¡Ay, impostor de rayas cafés! Yo llevé dos años de Español en mi preparatoria,
Manchester High, con mi querida maestra. Durante estas clases, recibí el apodo que
uso en internet, RICARDO. Este fue mi nombre en las clases de Español. Recuerden
el ''Pokésite'' de R.W.C, el segundo ''Pokésite'' de CWC, el sitio de bionic de CWC y el
sitio original de Sonichu.

Voy a hacer una apuesta. Apuesto a que tú, impostor, no te graduaste de tu preparatoria. ¡En serio! Yo el verdadero, Christopher "Christian" "Ricardo" Weston Chandler, no solamente me gradué de Manchester High con mi TÍTULO, sino también con mi título de Basquetbol en mi primer año. ¡Estúpido! ERES UN ESTÚPIDO.

Y no solamente me gradué con éstos [''diplomas''], sino también con mis puntos en el Cuadro de Honor. ¿Cómo ves?

¿Y quien fue el que escribió los cómics de Sonichu, Rosechu, y yo? ¡YO!

YO fui a la Universidad Comunitaria de Piedmont Virginia para obtener mi título y certificado en Diseño Asistido por Computadora.

Me gradué perfectamente, y me recibí en Junio del 2006.

¿Donde está tu titulo de Manchester High? ¿Tu título de Piedmont de t—
¿Tu certificado de Piedmont en Diseño Asistido por Computadora?

¿Donde están? No los tienes, Tú no los tienes, ¿VERDAD?

Tú no los tienes, pero yo sí. Yo soy el verdadero Christopher Christian "Ricardo"
Weston Chandler. Entonces, por favor, para siempre, ahora y en el futuro,
¡deja este maldito juego! Impostor tonto y estúpido.

Además, me presenté. Ahora tú responde en español correcto. ¿No puedes? Entonces no eres el
verdadero. Tú eres el impostor.

¿Respondes en inglés? Eso no es bueno, no está bien, tonto impostor de rayas marrones.

Paz.

==Liquid's response==

<center>
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Liquid's Response
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yYAAc9zAVQw}}
| Stardate = 29 July 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid|Liquid]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]
| previous =[[CWC More Than A Feeling ]]
| next = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Hola! Este es el verdadero Ricardo Weston Chandler. Impostor en el pequeño chaleco, yo no solo comprender su ultimo video, pero tiene excelente dominio de la idioma de Cervantes. Puedo establecer mi identidad hablan muchos idiomas. Je parle aussi Français comme je l'ai pris dans le français des mes années lycées à Manchester. Avec ma jolie professeure de français. J'ai obtenu ma [sic] diplôme avec mention. J'ai même un certificat à partir du moment où j'ai été l'assistant-responsable de l'équipe of PVCC.

[Finished the part where he speak in french, I stopped at 1:21 because I can't understand german language.]

====Translation====

Hello! This is the real Ricardo Weston Chandler. Impostor in the vest small, I do not only to understand your last video, but it has excellent command over the Spanish language. I can establish my identity they speak many languages. I also speak French as I learned it in the French some my high school years at Manchester. With my pretty French teacher. I got my diploma with my [????]. I even have a certificate

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC More Than A Feeling ]]|nextlink=[[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}

{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}

[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2009-07-29]]
[[Category: Liquid Saga]]

Chris and fashion

2010-05-11T19:56:06Z

Blacksky01: Added an Illustration following the artist commune request on this page.

[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Fashion passes. Style is forever.]]

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has a somewhat peculiar taste in '''fashion'''. Although he is willing to spend thousands of dollars on video games, action figures, [[My Little Pony]]s and [[Kimmi|sex dolls]], Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are exclusively purchased secondhand at thrift stores like Salvation Army and Goodwill. Therefore, the only clothes he owns are colorful, collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts that have been marinating in his [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|bodily stench and fluids]] for the past decade. Since most of them are decorated with horizontal stripes, they only make him look [[Obesity|fatter]].

In [[Mailbag 42#The rugby shirt he wore for 3 days in a row isn't a favorite or anything|Mailbag 42]] it was revealed that at least one (the "Advice Dog" shirt) and possibly all of his shirts were purchased by his cruel, cruel [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] so people will notice the fact that he's [[Autism|"special"]] and [[Kick the Autistic|treat him with sympathy]]. Alternatively, the reason could also be the fact that the Chandlers aren't exactly what you'd call "fashion savvy". Despite his mother not being the one who dresses him anymore, Chris still chooses to wear these shirts possibly out of a strong aversion to "change," which is a common trait shared among autistic people. It has been debated amongst trolls that Chris would probably look somewhat-almost normal if he only wore a fucking t-shirt every now and then (sans video game/cartoon characters).

== Childhood ==
[[Image:Ernie.jpg|thumb|right|Ernie also enjoys "The Classic".]]

In his youth, Chris set the general tone for years to come with many striped polo and tee shirts and khaki pants. The only difference compared to today is that he sometimes even dared to wear single-colored tee shirts or shirts with his [[Sonic the Hedgehog|favorite game]] and television characters on them. The only article of clothing he currently owns that doesn't follow the "long-sleeved, colorful clown suit" theme is the Pokémon T-shirt that he has owned since he was 19. Being yellow, it does not look good on him.

== Trademark clothing ==

[[File:Chrischan5.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Artist's vision of Chris's typical outfit, only with a different striped shirt.]]

Chris's typical outfit consists of:

* His favorite shirt, a striped/weirdly patterned rugby shirt, which is so tight that it accentuates his voluptuous, masculine bosoms. This is the shirt that Chris almost invariably draws himself wearing in the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]].
* His [[Medallions of Fail|medallions]] (sporadically) / his [[High School Ring]]
* A pair of [[Pedo-Glasses]] attached to the Glasses Chain of Fail.
* Jeans (It is likely that he wears women's jeans because they define his rear end to disturbing levels) or khaki slacks.
* [[Belt Buckle of Fail]]
* Alternatively, a green terrycloth bathrobe with a mismatched (of course) black belt.
* On occasion, a dark suit jacket, perhaps for the many [[Chris and death|funerals that plague his existence]].
* Recently, a [[sports bra]] to keep previously mentioned bosoms in check.

The newest addition to his wardrobe is the [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|Mount and Do Me shirt]].

==The "[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IBA]]" outfit==
In mid-[[2009#June|June 2009]], roughly around the time he made friends, Chris temporarily decided that his current look was old hat. He got rid of many of the striped shirts (mostly because he couldn't fit into them anymore) and grew a terrible goatee.

The reformed Chris's wardrobe consisted of:

*Sunglasses over normal glasses (Glasses Chain of Fail remains)
*T-shirt over long sleeved shirt.
*Goatee.
*Tattoo sleeves
*A black vest that is too small for his girth.
*[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]

Unconfirmed reports state that he was seen walking around downtown [[Charlottesville]] blasting Guns 'n' Roses from a pocket radio and trying to pick up women.

His new attire was first properly presented to the world in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.

Soon afterward, however, he went back to sporting his traditional clownshirts, and claimed that he was pressured into making the Rollin' and Trollin' video.

==Theory of fashion==
The clothes that Christian chooses seem almost like a costume for him, especially his infamous striped shirt. Given that he is [[autistic]], observers often speculate that he may have difficulty with identifying things visually, including himself. In [[Sonichu 7]], he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question. Either way, Christian seems to regard his shirt as an integral part of his identity in the same way that [[trolls]] do.

Of note, during his conversation with [[Kacey]] while posing as [[Liquid Chris]] he claimed to also own a striped shirt like the "impostor". He expressed much joy at the fact that it was red, white, and blue, implying a patriotic view of the colors.

==Wardrobe==
Below is a gallery of most of Chris's wardrobe, along with links to the videos they appeared in:
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Christshirt1.png|"The Classic" [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|1]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_27th%2C_2008|2]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_18th%2C_2009|3]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_19th%2C_2009|4]] [[CWC's_"It's_All_Coming_Back_To_Me"|5]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|6]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|7]] [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|8]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|9]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|10]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009|11]] [[Show_RESPECT_to_me,_"C"CWC|12]] [[Sign_Destruction_Video|13]] [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|14]]
Image:Christshirt4.png|"The Advice Dog" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_September_24th%2C_2008|1]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_Columbus_Day%2C_2008|2]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_6th%2C_2009|3]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_10th%2C_2009|4]] [[12_January_2010|5]] [[14_January_2010|6]] [[What's_the_Name,_Christian_Chandler,_C_H_R_I_S_C_H_A_N|7]] [[15 January 2010|8]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|9]]
Image:Christshirt3.png|"The Impostor" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_9th%2C_2008|1]] [[Chop_Chop_Onion's_Rap_Showdown|2]] [[Magical Man Potion|3]]
Image:Christshirt5.png|"The Napoleon" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_17th%2C_2009|1]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_4th%2C_2009|2]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_27th%2C_2009|3]] [[Challenge_for_Clyde_II|4]] [[15_October_2009|5]] [[9_December_2009|6]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|7]] [[22 January 2010|8]] [[I am Alive|9]]
Image:Christshirt6.png|"The Racing Stripe" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_12th%2C_2009|1]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_10th%2C_2009|2]] [[Congrats,_Jack_Black|3]]
Image:Christshirt7.png| "The Power Ranger" [[Captain%27s_Log%2C_Stardate_August_3rd%2C_2008|1]] [[CCWC's_Final_Warning_to_the_Second_CWC|2]] [[LOOK_at_the_truth!|3]]
Image:Christshirt8.png| "The Dunwich Horror" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_12th%2C_2009|1]] [[More_for_the_crabs|2]] [[ECV_00081|3]] [[Bunny_Hop|4]] [[11052009_Kacey,_I_Love_You,_and_I_Need_You|5]] [[CWC address to Royal Board|6]] [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|7]] [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|8]]
Image:Christshirt10.png|"Two-Faced" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_23rd%2C_2009|1]] [[Captain%27s_Log%2C_Stardate_May_3rd%2C_2009|2]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_May_3rd%2C_2009|3]]
Image:Christshirt11a.png|"The Poké-Master" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_August_6th%2C_2008|1]] [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt12.png|"The Horizontal Horror" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_8th%2C_2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt13a.png|"The Jerkop" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_September_13th%2C_2008|1]] [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt14.png|"The Greasy Flag" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_6th%2C_2009|1]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_9th%2C_2009|2]] [[I_am_devoted_to_My_Sweetest_Ivy|3]] [[Matthew_5_27%2C_CWC_Confessions|4]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_17th%2C_2009|5]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_May_22nd%2C_2009|6]] [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|7]] [[9_October_2009|8]] [[Warning_-_Naughty_Women_;)|9]] [[Old_Time_Rock_and_Roll_on_Shredwud|10]] [[Brutal_Legend|11]] [[3_December_2009|12]]
Image:Christshirt18.png|"Star Fleet Captain" [[CWC More Than A Feeling|1]]
Image:Christshirt17.png|"The Scuderia Autistirarri" [[Chris's Big Night Out|1]] [[10 September 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt19.png|"The Flag-Waving Patriot" [[Chris_Destroys_His_Vibrator|1]] [[A CWC Audition|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|3]] [[CWC_only_accepts_IN-PERSON_FEMALE_Encounters|4]] [[Challenge for Clyde|5]] [[Brutal Legend Plus|6]] [[For_Chris#IBA.27s_video|7]] [[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|8]] [[Hello,_Juffalo|9]] [[9 February 2010|10]]
Image:Christshirt20.png|"The Captain Falcon" [[Down with Asperchu|1]]
Image:Christshirt21.png|"The DangerStripe" [[This was my fault|1]] [[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP|2]]
Image:Christshirt22.png|"The Cyclone Joker" [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_January_21st,_2009|1]] [[CWC_Callout_for_Miss_Emily_and_Stephanie|2]] [[CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!|3]] [[A message to the Trolls|4]] [[Don't Mess With Me|5]]
Image:ChrisShirt43.png|"The Swamp Monster" [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt23.png|"The Traffic Light" [[Chris_Chan's_Public_Announcement|1]] [[A_Sonichu_Day|2]] [[Shout_out_to_Fans_in_Hospital|3]] [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|4]] [[Kill De Jack|5]]
Image:ChristshirtPoke.png|"The Manchild" [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|1]]
Image:Christshirt28.png|"The Rugby of Shame" [[Christian's Update 11 September 2008|1]]
Image:Parappashirt.png|"The [[PaRappa_the_Rapper|PaRappa]] Shirt" [[51_50|1]]
Image:sportsbra.png|"The [[Muscle_bra|Muscle Bra]]" [[04232010_-_Autism_Awareness_%26_Men_Should_NEVER_be_Topless|1]] [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|2]]
</gallery>
</center>

{{Illustrations}}

== Wrist warmer ==

[[Image:Wrist Warmer.jpg|thumb]]

Ever wonder what that thing is behind Chris's neck?

{{quote|Yes, it is a part of my necklace; it's a "Wilson" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.|Chris<ref>Email from Chris posted in old [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] thread 162</ref>}}

Chris most likely wears it as a counter to [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a condition common among autistics, in which a normally harmless sensation directly triggers a fight-or-flight reaction.

== Cosplaying Chris ==

[[Image:Chris chan cosplay.jpg|thumb|right|Christ, you can tell this world is totally fucked up when people start cosplaying AS Chris!!!]]

Chris appeared in his [[Pokémon|Ash Ketchum]] costume from around [[2000]] to [[2004]]. It was originally created as a Halloween costume in either [[1998]] or [[1999]].<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 2</ref> He proudly wore it to [[The GAMe PLACe]] every week<ref>[[Mimms]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17515#p17515 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> and to the 2004 [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention. With it, he won a costume contest against 5 kids dressed up as Team Rocket. The prize was a t-shirt.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 2</ref> For a while, he resurrected this look for his profile picture on [[The Hook Cafe]].

The Ketchum-style trainer outfit consists of:
* Faux-denim vest
* Cut up gardening gloves
* Pokémon League ballcap
* Fanny-pack (Also known as a 'belly-bag' and a 'bum-bag' to Britfags)
The ensemble is usually accompanied by a yellow ''[[Pokémon]]'' tee-shirt, or white ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Heroes]]'' tee-shirt underneath (see gallery below).

Chris can no longer wear this costume due to his [[obesity|obscene girth]].

<center><gallery>
Image:0501-CWCAsh2.jpg
Image:0502-CWCAsh3.jpg|HOT ROD 138, I c-ch-choose you~!
Image:0503-CWCAsh4.jpg
Image:0647-CWCAshAnime.jpg|This is the most depressing thing ever seen by man kind.
Image:501-100 0534.JPG|A sketch of the costume. It's so brilliant, its voluptuous lines and shading caresses your eyes like a sensual piece of chocolate dipped velvet...
Image:502-CWCsAshVest.JPG|Dat hat is a-pretty-a-goddamn dirty
</gallery></center>

==Sauce==
<references />

{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

User talk:Blacksky01

2010-05-11T19:41:08Z

Blacksky01:

File:Chrischan5.jpg

2010-05-11T19:39:25Z

Blacksky01: Created by Blacksky01 Category:Chris-Chan (fanart)

Created by [[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

[[Category:Chris-Chan (fanart)]]

CWCki:Artist Commune

2010-05-11T19:35:44Z

Blacksky01:

{{protip|The Artist Commune isn't so much about soliciting fan art as it is about utilizing fan artists to get some original art for CWCki. Think of it like doing commissioned art for CWCki, except instead of getting money you'll be getting a bigger e-penis. Check out [[:Category:Articles needing original illustrations|here]] for articles needing some illustrations.}}

[[Image:Fapcup.jpg|thumb|right|Original art, such as Fapcup.jpg, improves the quality of CWCki article and vividly illustrates
topics discussed.]]The '''Artist Commune''' is a [[CWCki]] project dedicated to providing CWCki with original content in terms of illustrations, photoshops, etc. in order to better illustrate topics discussed on the CWCki by utilizing the many skills and talents of CWCki users and the broader CWC [[troll|trolling]] community.

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Early predecessors to the project were [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC threads]] in the "Troll Productions" forum which produced very talented drawings (such as [[:Image:AfterTheHoneyMoon.jpg|this]], [[:Image:Lolmarriage.png|this]], and [[:Image:Sonichurosey.png|this]]) in addition to holiday shops of the [[:Image:CWCiki Introduction.jpg|CWCki introduction logo]].

All drawfags, artfags, photoshoppers, etc. are encouraged to contribute in the project, and all CWCki users are encouraged to request images.

==User Box==
Contributors in the project are qualified to use this SUPER SPECIAL userbox on their user page:
{{Artfag}}

Frequent contributors to the project will receive special awards recognizing them for their time and effort.

==Requests==
Post your requests for images in the discussion page [[CWCki talk:Artist Commune|HERE]]. Please be descriptive in what you want and for what purpose, and be sure to sign your comment. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Pages that need illustrations should be marked with the '''<nowiki>{{Illustrations}}</nowiki>''' tag, to put them on the [[:Category:Articles needing original illustrations]]!

It looks like this:

{{Illustrations}}

==Galleries==
Thanks to all CWCki Art Contributards! When ORIGINAL CONTENT is used to illustrate the main page or an article (outside of generic galleries at the bottom), please add it to this list! If a picture is uncredited and you know who made it, help us out and give them credit.

===Illustrations===
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Image:Chris-IAmRandomHousecoat.PNG|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:Chris-ThisIsMyDildo.PNG|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:HotelRickyRicardo.jpg|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:How_the_pokemon_came_into_our_pokeballs.png
Image:LovelyWeatherBizarro.jpg|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:Mewchew.jpg|[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] |
Image:Cwc-abstinence.jpg|[[User:Bystander]]
Image:IRC%2820_January_2009%29.jpg|[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]
</gallery>

===CWCki Topical Banners===
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Image:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg
Image:GuyFawkesDayIntro.jpg
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Image:HannukauhCWCki.jpg|AnalCactus ([[PVCC]])
Image:Mychristmas.jpg
Image:Festivus.png|[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]]
Image:CWCki_2010.jpg|[[User:Rubidium|Rubidium]]
Image:PaddysDay_banner.jpg|[[User:Crow|Crow]]
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[[Category:CWCki projects]]

CWC Fighter

2010-05-10T15:59:49Z

Blacksky01: Removed text that wasn't useful to the transcript.

"'''CWC Fighter'''" is a video from 18 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris Chan]] shows us his [[autism|martial arts]] moves. In the background, a riding lawn mower can be seen, confirming that when Chris [[Father Call|complains about how he occasionally is forced to mow the lawn]] he is, in fact, sitting down the entire time.

Coincidentally, Chris Chan is also the name of a [[Wikipedia:Wing Chun|Wing Chun]] grandmaster. There is no relation, as you can see.

==Video==

{{quote|Watch It, I have a little [[Wikipedia:Chun-Li|Chun-Li]] within me.|Official description}}

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Fighter
| image = {{#ev:youtube|IXMP1XmD-cg}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 18 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:redshirt.png]] Red shirt
| previous = [[Light_His_Mind's_Darkest_Hour| Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]
| next = [[One_Blessing,_and_One_Curse| One Blessing, and One Curse]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
[''A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's [[Son-chu|blue stationwagon]] parked in the [[14 Branchland Court|yard]]. A riding [[Father Call|lawnmower]] is visible. Chris walks into the frame, [[Chris and fashion|dressed]] in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his [[Medallion of fail|Sonichu medallion]]. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly [[Chris and religion|invoking]] some kind of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|ungodly power]]. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes a somewhat awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks air with his other leg with his arms akimbo and his head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a [[Chris Loses It|wounded animal]]. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and states:'']

I've got a little Chun Li, withiiiiin me.
==Fan videos==

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| name = FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GS_z-kM64rM}}
| Stardate = 20 August 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/puppetchaos puppetchaos]
| Subject = [[CWC_Fighter]]
| Video Type = (VGM) Remix
| Other Info =
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC Ballet
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YKXtDWOuL4U}}
| Stardate = 21 August 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ohhhmyaxels OhhhMyAxels]
| Subject = [[CWC_Fighter]]
| Video Type = ?????
| Other Info =
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Uy2z-fi9yec}}
| Stardate = 10 September 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PhallusKnifeFight PhallusKnifeFight]
| Subject = [[CWC_Fighter]]
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Chris Chan Lee|Wikipedia article on Chris Chan Lee]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]|nextlink=[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]|}}
{{Game Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

CWCki talk:Artist Commune

2010-05-07T16:18:27Z

Blacksky01: /* Propaganda request */

Does anyone think maybe we should move requests here instead of the main page? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:27, 31 December 2009 (CET)
*Can do. And the front page can be converted into a gallery. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:17, 8 January 2010 (UTC).

==Requests==
Post your requests for images '''here'''. Please be descriptive in what you want and for what purpose, and be sure to sign your comment. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 30 November 2009 (CET)
* I suggest the wannabe-drawfags visit [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Fan_art here], see which characters have little or no "fanart" of them, and create it. We have lots of Chrises, Sonichus, Rosechus and Mary Lee Walshes, but too few "fanarts" of other characters. So... if this may be counted as a request, let that be it --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 22:47, 30 November 2009 (CET)
:* No offense but the purpose of the project isn't so much to get fanart or to promote (nothing wrong with that, Chris's awfulness tends to promote it in itself), but rather utilize the skills of these fanartists to make CWCki better. It'll work closely with the Fan Works index to create more specific art. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:46, 1 December 2009 (CET)
::*Ah, sorry, didn't understand it first. So, you mean to make original CWCki-made illustrations for articles? Like in [[Duck]] and [[Fapcup]]? Good idea. But then there's a question: which articles need such illustrations, and which would be better illustrated with photo material? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:32, 1 December 2009 (CET)
:::*We could use a tag for articles which need original content, mostly articles without pics at all. Yes, I do mean original CWCki made illustrations, exactly like the one for Fapcup (the Duck illustration was actually from ED, based on an old rumor that Chris would smear his penis with peanut butter to make it bigger). I'm not sure about that last part, but if you can find an existing photo, fine, but if not, then ask an artist to draw up something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:35, 1 December 2009 (CET)
::::*How about this? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:18, 1 December 2009 (CET) {{Illustrations}}
[[Category:CWCki projects]]

===Holiday Banners===
I've gotten a few holiday [[:Image:CWCiki Introduction.jpg|banners]] from /cwc/ and PVCC, which are great, but for other major holidays would be good. If someone could do one for Festivus, that'd be fantastic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:31, 1 December 2009 (CET)
:Here's [[:Image:Festivus.png|my shoop]], don't know if someone else got to it before me, but if they didn't there's my shitacular attempt, lol. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 07:31, 4 December 2009 (CET)
[[Category:CWCki projects]]
One more that I think we could use - one to celebrate New Year's Day, 2010. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:29, 13 December 2009 (CET)
*How is [[:Image:CWCki_2010.jpg|this]]? ~ [[User:F4P|Fight]][[Special:Contributions/F4P|-4-]][[User_talk:F4P|Peace]] 16:06, 13 December 2009 (CET)
:*Love it! Those paper hats I think are more of a Eurofag thing but I think they're also an old sort of thing, like you'd see people from the 50s wear which is classy.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:15, 19 December 2009 (CET)

Unfortunately, for God only knows why, the PVCC thread that had a few of these seems to be gone and the Krapple thread that had some is gone as well. Thus, we need some new banners. For instance, I wanted one today for Chris's birthday but alas, can't seem to find it. So people, start churning out some banners for holidays and such. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:20, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
*Can anyone whip up a quick one for the Sonichu 10th anniversary? St. Patty's day one is great, but it's out of touch for the whole fact that 17 March is the birth of Sonichu (and Patty) than St. Patty's Day.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:29, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

===CWCki ads===
Since the "Wanted" ad on the side is getting kinda old, I was thinking we could have some fun ads on the side, in the same vein as the ones on CWCipedia but instead of using it as a way to troll Chris, it'd be a fun way to spice up the CWCki. Here are some ideas I have:
*[[Reeb]] (ideally use the real life Reeb as the basis of the logo)
* Monday Night [[Kick the Autistic]] (sponsored by Reeb)
* [[Virginia is for Virgins]]
* [[CWC Cola]]

These are just some starting suggestions but ideally should be things from the CWC-universe (please, no ads for Fanta or anything stupid like that). Ideally it should mimic real life ads and should fit on the side. Otherwise, have fun. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:51, 5 December 2009 (CET)
*i've set up the advertisement box. or, i've tried, and am waiting for the god damn thing to fix itself. hopefully should be working in at most 12 hours --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 12:34, 5 December 2009 (CET)

* I've set about making a quick advert for [[Media:KTA-Ad.jpg|America's Favorite Game]]! It's the same dimensions as the ones on CWCipedia, don't know if that makes any difference. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
**Also, [[Media:TobackyAd.jpg|Tobacky]]. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
::*I really love the Tobacky one. Anyways, I've made a [[:Category:CWCki ads|category]] for all the ads. For reference, ads should be around 140 x 300, about the same size as the smaller ads on CWCipedia, but F4P had the right idea. Also got a few from people on Krapple. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:14, 5 December 2009 (CET)
* I've made another advert for [[Media:Ad_kicktheaustistic.jpg|America's Favorite Game]], although I'm not sure how to add it to the CWCiki ad category. [[User:Butch Dykemans|Butch Dykemans]] 07:50, 7 December 2009 (CET)
**Just add <noinclude><nowiki>[[Category:CWCki ads]]</nowiki></noinclude> to the description of the image. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
* Could someone also make an ad promoting straightness? Seems only right. Also, need to speak to Cogs to get the advertisement thing to work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:15, 13 December 2009 (CET)

===Pics for [[Chris Sex Logs]]===
I think [[Chris Sex Logs]] could use some pictures. Pretty much choose any fun quote and make a picture of it, the primary constraint being that the picture should be able to have a quote from the transcript as a caption. Otherwise, go crazy. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:51, 19 December 2009 (CET)
* [[Chris Sex Logs]] now has two illustrations. Is that enough, or do you want moar? --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 17:39, 28 December 2009 (CET)
:*If you feel like doing more, by all means do so, but otherwise what you have done is fantastic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 31 December 2009 (CET)

===[[CWCki:CWCki-tan|CWCki-tan]]===
Make fanart of CWCki-tan to promote its usage. Figure out ways to incorporate it into stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 31 December 2009 (CET)

*Hai guise, just thought I'd upload my cwciki-tan fan art. btw, how do I join artist commune?--[[User:Whattheshit|Whattheshit]] 14:37, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Pretty sure it's open invites--just make art and put a <nowiki>{{artfag}}</nowiki> on your user page, if you feel like bragging =) --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 15:01, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

===Exterior shot of [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]===
An exterior shot of the outside of Hotel Ricky Ricardo would jazz up the article a bit. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* You got it. I'm not good at buildings or scenery but I'll do what I can. [[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 08:13, 31 December 2009 (CET)
:* Can't be worse than Chris, and he has a CADD degree :3. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:29, 31 December 2009 (CET)

===Mailbag pics===
As discussed on SnorlaXBOX's talk page, I think some pics for [[Mailbag]] responses would be good - ideally pics that can be associated with a quote from Chris's mailbag response and obviously things that work graphically - Chris giving advice for someone isn't really going to translate well as a drawing. Not every Mailbag needs it, but if there's something particularly amusing Chris has said, then have a drawing associated with it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:29, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* I call the Pirate email from Mailbag 23. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 01:23, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

===[[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|How The Pokemon, Pokeballs, etc. etc.]]===

I'm working on an illustration of Mewchu right now (although really, it's turning into Dr. Manhattan Super Saiyan 3 Mewtwo Sonichu). Any other scenes that would work for this thing? (OTHER than the whole 'pokemon cumming lolololol' thing) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
* "Gentlemen, there is a god, and he's an Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon." [[How_the_Pokémon_Came_into_Our_PokéBalls#Page_1|Hope you like.]] ...I know Mewchu isn't an Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon, but it was too much to resist. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 19:28, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

==Sister project buttons==
Yeah, I know the ad thing hasn't played out but I'M WORKIN' ON IT. But I think one thing that would be easily to implement immediately would be buttons to two of our sister projects - [[CWCipedia]] and [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] (though Asperpedia is more of a cousin than a sister). Ideally should be the same size as the public domain box at the bottom left corner of the CWCki, such that it can be placed in the left sidebar which can be clicked to send the user to CWCipedia or Asperpedia. Doesn't need to be flashy, just presentable. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:26, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

===Artist for hire===

I'm a wannabe french artist whi wants to contribute to the Cwcki, the problem is that, even after reading this page, I don't know what I can do to help. I did upload a picture of sonichu quite a while ago, http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonichou.jpg but since there's already a whole bunch of them, it's not really improving the site.

So my question is, what can I draw? (Also note that I'm a total dumbass when using wikipedia-based software,I don't even remember how to sucessfully upload any image, let alone sign this message.)
*1) please sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row), 2) just start looking at like, the IRC chats and stuff and make images for those. Ideally, any sort of chat with a transcript should have some images that can be associated with a quote from said log (see [[Sex logs|here]] for some examples). We do need artists so feel free to contribute. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:54, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

== Propaganda request ==

Someone, draw up a [[CWCki-tan]] in [[Wikipedia:File:The Motherland Calls.jpg|this pose]]. Theme is "THE MOTHERLAND CALLS!" Ideally should be a realistic sort of look, as opposed to some of the more cartoony approaches to CWCki-tan. Best gets some sort of award TBD by me. If shit hits the fan for Chris, we need to be ready with some good propaganda to inspire us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:07, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Is the offer still open?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:42, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Totally, dawg. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:48, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:** I made a draft. would this work?[[File:The motherland calls (draft).jpg|500px|center| i was planning on adding the faces of the most prominent of the miscreants like the face of stanlin and lenin.]][[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:48, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

::*That's pretty cool shit. Sign your posts, but that is awesome. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 14:19, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

:::* Make it pretty, and complete. It will be truly worthy of a place on the CWCki then. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 15:03, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:::** If it's still open for other artist, I can try to do it. I promised someone one the IRC that I would do a CWCkitan pic. --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 7 May 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Blacksky01

2010-05-06T23:33:30Z

Blacksky01:

I'm a french-candian artist.

If you want anything to be draw, just post something on my talkpage.

'''Gallery'''

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(16_October_2008).jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(20_January_2009).jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC_(23_July_2009).jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.jpg

{{welcome|Champthom}}

P.S. Please consider joining the [[CWCki:Artist Commune|Artist Commune]] and looking for requests there as well. We really could use a different button for the side for Asperpedia, in addition to a button for CWCipedia. Not to mention we could use illustrations for the [[IRC]] chats and [[Mumble]] chats, ideally such that an image can be associated with a Chris quote from each chat.

In any case, your services are greatly appreciated on the CWCki and I hope you'll be able to contribute.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:33, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

==Drawing Request==

If you could draw something with [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu's children]] or a few [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonees and Roseys]] being brutally murdered I would forever be in your debt. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 18:57, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh, that drawing was by you. Very nicely done, keep up the good work then. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:06, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

If I could also make a request? Could you please make a portrait featuring Clyde, Hanna from that one subepisode, the Jacks Knight Chris used to represent William Spicer, Joshua Martinez (make him look really gay) and Clawdorf the evil wizard, the one who looks like a black dick. And all standing against the Miscreants logo. Just something quick. It doesn't have to be really good. I just wanted an illustration for my story. I'd be very greatful if you could make this very random picture for me. Thanks. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:38, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Woah, fuck, that is AMAZING!!! That drawing just made my day man. You're a Legend in my eyes. Thanks a lot. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:39, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

== Adding images to articles ==

So you're an artist, and you're providing cool images for the visually uninteresting transcript pages. That's really cool!

But you don't have to wait for people like me to get off our lazy asses to add your images to their appropriate pages. All you have to do is copypaste The following.

<nowiki>[[File:Imagename.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Description]]</nowiki>

You can leave out the "right" and the size number to make the image default to normal thumbnail size, and right-align. I normally only bother with that stuff if I need the image on the left, or if The image doesn't look good as a normal-sized thumbnail. So all you'll need 90% of the time is

<nowiki>[[File:imagename.jpg|thumb|Discription]]</nowiki>

Thanks again for all your contributions!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:02, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

== Templates ==

You should put those on your user page.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:35, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

User:Blacksky01

2010-05-06T23:32:57Z

Blacksky01:

I'm an artist, Ze Artist to be precise. Being part of the artist tribute is a mean to participate to the Cwckie and pratice my skills in art.
Even though some may say that I'm good, there's a f***load of things I need to improve.
Unlike Chris,I'm a real artist. Just not a professionnal...yet.

Here's my deviantart page for exemples of what I can do: [http://blacksky01.deviantart.com/gallery/]

See my discussion page for more information and/or requests:[http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/User_talk:Blacksky01]

{{Artfag}}
{{Canuckfag}}{{White}}{{Agnostic}}{{Straight|male}}

User talk:Blacksky01

2010-05-05T00:13:08Z

Blacksky01:

I'm a french-candian artist.

If you want anything to be draw, just post something on my talkpage.

'''Gallery'''

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(16_October_2008).jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(20_January_2009).jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC_(23_July_2009).jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.jpg

{{Artfag}}
{{Canuckfag}}{{White}}{{Agnostic}}{{Straight|male}}

{{welcome|Champthom}}

P.S. Please consider joining the [[CWCki:Artist Commune|Artist Commune]] and looking for requests there as well. We really could use a different button for the side for Asperpedia, in addition to a button for CWCipedia. Not to mention we could use illustrations for the [[IRC]] chats and [[Mumble]] chats, ideally such that an image can be associated with a Chris quote from each chat.

In any case, your services are greatly appreciated on the CWCki and I hope you'll be able to contribute.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:33, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

==Drawing Request==

If you could draw something with [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu's children]] or a few [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonees and Roseys]] being brutally murdered I would forever be in your debt. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 18:57, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh, that drawing was by you. Very nicely done, keep up the good work then. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:06, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

If I could also make a request? Could you please make a portrait featuring Clyde, Hanna from that one subepisode, the Jacks Knight Chris used to represent William Spicer, Joshua Martinez (make him look really gay) and Clawdorf the evil wizard, the one who looks like a black dick. And all standing against the Miscreants logo. Just something quick. It doesn't have to be really good. I just wanted an illustration for my story. I'd be very greatful if you could make this very random picture for me. Thanks. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:38, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Woah, fuck, that is AMAZING!!! That drawing just made my day man. You're a Legend in my eyes. Thanks a lot. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:39, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

== Adding images to articles ==

So you're an artist, and you're providing cool images for the visually uninteresting transcript pages. That's really cool!

But you don't have to wait for people like me to get off our lazy asses to add your images to their appropriate pages. All you have to do is copypaste The following.

<nowiki>[[File:Imagename.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Description]]</nowiki>

You can leave out the "right" and the size number to make the image default to normal thumbnail size, and right-align. I normally only bother with that stuff if I need the image on the left, or if The image doesn't look good as a normal-sized thumbnail. So all you'll need 90% of the time is

<nowiki>[[File:imagename.jpg|thumb|Discription]]</nowiki>

Thanks again for all your contributions!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:02, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked

2010-05-05T00:10:09Z

Blacksky01:

You bitches, I wish I could make the god damn thing explode. This is the second best thing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:15, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

* If Chris finds out about this, your secret plans are ruined! --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 05:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

Damn.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:54, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh Clyde, you cad! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:56, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Clyde. I want your babies --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 05:23, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

How was his PS3 bugged? Who bugged it and when? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:27, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
*It was bugged with a super duper secret thingamajig that sends stuff to us. How do you think we got all those leaked videos and whatnot? It's because of the PS3 bug, obviously, DURR. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:41, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Fuck, I love that super secrit agent who was in there in those videos. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 05:52, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Yeah, I know the PS3 was bugged. I was just wondering how it got in there. I guess it was probably the FA from those videos earlier, but I'm not sure when he found the time to open Chris's PS3, install the bug, and close it up without getting caught. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 06:14, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Impressive. Most impressive. Clyde, you are indeed a genius. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:45, 21 April 2010 (EST)

My mind is blown by this. While wannabes are making plans involving Trannies and shovels, REAL trolls bug his PS3! Chris is way too naive to figure this one out. Clyde, you are my new hero. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:08, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Jesus Christ, Clyde, do you realize how dangerous this is? If Chris finds the bug and takes it to the cops, they might be able to trace it. This one operation might destroy the trolls once and for all. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 17:29, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
:This happens all the time - no one can be bothered to investigate anymore. If Chris called the police they would just tell him he was wasting their time. There's no trick to debugging this thing - even a total moron could do it. --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:09, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::Although, from what I've heard, the technology can adapt pretty quickly, so once one bug is disabled it's almost impossible to hack the system again. Anyone know the details? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:12, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

I have a question--how do I check to see if someone bugged my PS3? If so, I'd like instructions on how to remove the device.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:10, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
* This is a very simple procedure, actually. Simply clip the cables connecting it with a pair of wire cutters (or scissors or a knife if not available) and destroy it immediatly with a hammer. [[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 18:19, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
**Also remember to ensure they know your PSN account name so they can track who is bugging your PS3 & remove any information stored on your PSN account by the bug. I had one on my PS3 once and even after I removed and destroyed it they found a virus on my PSN that relayed information through the internet every time I logged on to the network. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 04:45, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh, Hells yeah! You done stepped up the game, that's what you did... [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 19:41, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Ha! Luckily, the Hexbox is far far FAR harder to hack, because [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a1CzNGNdrs it's being watched from inside]. (The video also reveals why this bugging business in PS3 is really hard to pull off. Or maybe not that hard. Hats off.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 20:21, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh my God...Mr. Cash, does this mean we will never see another file from that PS3? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:59, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

How did you get access to his PS3 in the first place?
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 11:19, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

How long has that bug been in place? --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 14:13, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

You know what I think we need next? A tracking bug on his medallion and a hidden camera in his room. [[User:SparklingOrange|SparklingOrange]] 03:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:I fully agree with this proposition. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:55, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
: I don't know if that's a good idea. Just how anxious are you to see Chris play with his duck? [[User:ElRodrigo|ElRodrigo]] 23:28, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

can we bug his phones next?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:10, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

Really? Hack it again? Also, nice job posting what you're going to do on a website. He'll find out. Dumbass, their are other things you can do to troll him besides "bugging" his PS3.

Also, I deleted the page (HA HA). Because this a wiki, not somewhere where people can post about their stupid little petty promblems.

P.S.: I'm not Chris-Chan. I hate him just as much as you guys, and if I was him, I would be doing that stupid caps lock thing he does.

- Captainult

:Pretty useless thing to do since it's a wiki and a simple click can return the page to it's original state. But I give you credit for the effort, it's fun.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:15, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Beat

2010-04-20T20:22:32Z

Blacksky01: /* IRC (16 October 2008) */

==You are fucking awesome.==
Just wanted to say. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 20:49, 22 October 2009 (CEST)
:Thanks! [[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:33, 22 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Welcome, bro. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 15:59, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
:::I 100% agree with this and wish to subscribe to the newsletter! [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 18:57, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
and thanks for your improvement of the transgenderism section of the rosechu article! -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 01:25, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

==Biography thing==
Basically we need to try and give as many team members as possible access to the IRC channel, and for that you all need the keyword. However I'd rather the keyword was kept a secret. I've given it to several people via e-mail, but there are a few left - you included - who I can't, because I don't have their addresses. I don't mind if you don't want me to have your email (my plan does sound a bit stalker-ish, doesn't it?) but I need some way of communicating the keyword to you in private. I'd appreciate any suggestions. [[User:Xentrilus|xontrolos]] 20:45, 21 November 2009 (CET)

==Autism papers==
Thanks for transcribing some of the autism papers. Generic police compliment. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:05, 23 November 2009 (CET)

==My Derpiness==
Sorry for my idioticy. I'm a little tired from working, so I think my brain's just out to lunch right now. Thanks for fixing my mistakes. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:51, 8 December 2009 (CET)
:No worries dude. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:52, 8 December 2009 (CET)

== Ey yo! ==

I see you be performing some T - T - T - Top Notch work on the CWChrono. Keep going, this is for your trouble so far: 
{{User:RachmaninovDESU/IronCross}} 
Take care. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 20:01, 16 December 2009 (CET)

*Sweet vindication! Thank you sir!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:50, 16 December 2009 (CET)

==Just out of curiousity==
Where did you get the name Beat from? It always reminds me of this one awesome character from The World Ends With You. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 06:05, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:Never actually played that game. As for the name, I've been using it for ages. I think it was originally some joke about punching a guy or something.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:07, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

==Past Faggotry Resurrected==
As a CWCki user, maintaining an archive devoted solely to preserving [[CWC|one man's]] past faggotry, it shouldn't be too surprising to you, right? =) --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 23:52, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:"No, I must troll the faggot!" he shouted.
:The dude said "No Beat, you are the faggot!"
:And then Beat was a faggot.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:17, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::XD --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:21, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mailbag References ==

Do you think there's any chance to turn that list into an actual article? --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 05:11, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
:It's not really Chris related so much as it is troll related. I guess I could put it in a collapseable section somewhere as a demonstration of how little Chris knows about the world outside his bedroom.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:52, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
::I was thinking of at least the "Fan" Category like the Liquid Chris theories. On the other hand, I'm not sure if it would be the right section either. Either way, I just thought it might be a good idea as a quick index in case someone gets a reference nobody else got yet. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 23:40, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
:::Okay.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:45, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
::::Alright, cool. Keep up the good work. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 06:16, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

== YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED ==

Contact me tonight via AIM or IRC (details in my profile). It is important. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:42, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
:What'd I do?!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:55, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Just contact me. It's nothing bad. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:30, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

== Thanks for the heads up. ==

I will make sure to take in your ideas and hope they work. [[User:Super Smash Bros. Fan|Super Smash Bros. Fan]] 18:36, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

== SANDY ROSECHU ==

Considering that the comics were released like a day or two ago, you managed to get a picture that detailed up on the article so quickly. Did you draw it, or if not do you know where I could get it? *If it was you, great job, made my day lol. --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 05:51, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
:Ack! Shit, I actually got that from /CWC/. Sorry bro. I normally try to note where I get these from In the image text. My bad. It's from [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/22508.html here].--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:10, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

== god damn ==

you seriously deserve the order of the pickle and some more sanity. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:23, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

^ --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:05, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:Thank you! :)
:Also, sanity is for chumps.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:14, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== IRC (16 October 2008) ==

Just saying thanks for the cool editing.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:58, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:Not at all. If anything, I should be thanking you for the cool artwork! Keep it up!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:26, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
Since you're the one who edited the two previous pic, I wondered if you could help me with those.
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC_(23_July_2009).jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.jpg

I'd be really grateful if you could put them into their proper article.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 16:19, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Beat

2010-04-20T20:22:03Z

Blacksky01: /* IRC (16 October 2008) */

==You are fucking awesome.==
Just wanted to say. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 20:49, 22 October 2009 (CEST)
:Thanks! [[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:33, 22 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Welcome, bro. --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 15:59, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
:::I 100% agree with this and wish to subscribe to the newsletter! [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 18:57, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
and thanks for your improvement of the transgenderism section of the rosechu article! -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 01:25, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

==Biography thing==
Basically we need to try and give as many team members as possible access to the IRC channel, and for that you all need the keyword. However I'd rather the keyword was kept a secret. I've given it to several people via e-mail, but there are a few left - you included - who I can't, because I don't have their addresses. I don't mind if you don't want me to have your email (my plan does sound a bit stalker-ish, doesn't it?) but I need some way of communicating the keyword to you in private. I'd appreciate any suggestions. [[User:Xentrilus|xontrolos]] 20:45, 21 November 2009 (CET)

==Autism papers==
Thanks for transcribing some of the autism papers. Generic police compliment. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:05, 23 November 2009 (CET)

==My Derpiness==
Sorry for my idioticy. I'm a little tired from working, so I think my brain's just out to lunch right now. Thanks for fixing my mistakes. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:51, 8 December 2009 (CET)
:No worries dude. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:52, 8 December 2009 (CET)

== Ey yo! ==

I see you be performing some T - T - T - Top Notch work on the CWChrono. Keep going, this is for your trouble so far: 
{{User:RachmaninovDESU/IronCross}} 
Take care. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 20:01, 16 December 2009 (CET)

*Sweet vindication! Thank you sir!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:50, 16 December 2009 (CET)

==Just out of curiousity==
Where did you get the name Beat from? It always reminds me of this one awesome character from The World Ends With You. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 06:05, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:Never actually played that game. As for the name, I've been using it for ages. I think it was originally some joke about punching a guy or something.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:07, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

==Past Faggotry Resurrected==
As a CWCki user, maintaining an archive devoted solely to preserving [[CWC|one man's]] past faggotry, it shouldn't be too surprising to you, right? =) --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 23:52, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:"No, I must troll the faggot!" he shouted.
:The dude said "No Beat, you are the faggot!"
:And then Beat was a faggot.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:17, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::XD --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:21, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mailbag References ==

Do you think there's any chance to turn that list into an actual article? --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 05:11, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
:It's not really Chris related so much as it is troll related. I guess I could put it in a collapseable section somewhere as a demonstration of how little Chris knows about the world outside his bedroom.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:52, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
::I was thinking of at least the "Fan" Category like the Liquid Chris theories. On the other hand, I'm not sure if it would be the right section either. Either way, I just thought it might be a good idea as a quick index in case someone gets a reference nobody else got yet. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 23:40, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
:::Okay.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:45, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
::::Alright, cool. Keep up the good work. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 06:16, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

== YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED ==

Contact me tonight via AIM or IRC (details in my profile). It is important. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:42, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
:What'd I do?!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:55, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Just contact me. It's nothing bad. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:30, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

== Thanks for the heads up. ==

I will make sure to take in your ideas and hope they work. [[User:Super Smash Bros. Fan|Super Smash Bros. Fan]] 18:36, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

== SANDY ROSECHU ==

Considering that the comics were released like a day or two ago, you managed to get a picture that detailed up on the article so quickly. Did you draw it, or if not do you know where I could get it? *If it was you, great job, made my day lol. --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 05:51, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
:Ack! Shit, I actually got that from /CWC/. Sorry bro. I normally try to note where I get these from In the image text. My bad. It's from [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/22508.html here].--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:10, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

== god damn ==

you seriously deserve the order of the pickle and some more sanity. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:23, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

^ --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:05, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:Thank you! :)
:Also, sanity is for chumps.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:14, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== IRC (16 October 2008) ==

Just saying thanks for the cool editing.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:58, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
:Not at all. If anything, I should be thanking you for the cool artwork! Keep it up!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:26, 20 April 2010 (UTC)
:Since you're the one who edited the two previous pic, I wondered if you could help me with those.
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC_(23_July_2009).jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.jpg

I'd be really grateful if you could put them into their proper article.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 16:19, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

File:BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.jpg

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Blacksky01:

Created by [[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

[[Category:Chris-Chan (fanart)]]

File:IRC (23 July 2009).jpg

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Blacksky01:

Created by [[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

[[Category:Chris-Chan (fanart)]]

User talk:Blacksky01

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Blacksky01:

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Blacksky01:

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Blacksky01:

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Blacksky01:

Created by [[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

[[Category:Chris-Chan (fanart)]]

User talk:Beat

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Blacksky01:

User talk:Champthom

2010-04-20T02:58:31Z

Blacksky01: /* Artist for hire */

User talk:Blacksky01

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Blacksky01:

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Blacksky01:

User:Blacksky01

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Blacksky01:

User:Blacksky01

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Blacksky01: Created page with 'I'm an artist, Ze Artist to be precise. See my discussion page for more informations[http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/User_talk:Blacksky01]'

I'm an artist, Ze Artist to be precise.

See my discussion page for more informations[http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/User_talk:Blacksky01]

User talk:Champthom

2010-04-19T17:53:00Z

Blacksky01: /* Artist for hire */

Talk to me.

Be sure to check out the archives as well:

[[User:Champthom/Archive 1]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 2]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 3]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 4]]

==Upload page==
Thank you sir, your change is much appreciated. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 12:43, 20 December 2009 (CET)

==Sonichu Franchise Games==

How about this: [[User:Dude/Sonichu_Franchise_Games]]

...replace these:
*[[Sonichu (game)]]
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]
*[[Pokémon:_Lightning_Version]]
*[[Sonichu_Adventure]]
*[[Sonichu_Advance]]
*[[EX-CWC]]
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 05:47, 22 December 2009 (CET)

==Chris's First Interview==
I noticed on [[Talk:Chris-chan_Discusses...]] you asked for someone to mirror Chris's first interview on Youtube. I know that was a while back, <s>but as far as I can tell no one has actually done it yet</s>, so I went ahead and did it for you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U-4Mvc5LbM]. I hope you're pleased. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 23:10, 27 December 2009 (CET)
*just noticed a while ago that it's aleardy been uploaded by The CWCville Library. I have no clue how I was so oblivious to that. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 03:26, 28 December 2009 (CET)
:*I didn't notice this either, thank you for telling me about this though and I appreciate your effort anyways.
:*Also can't seem to find it on the CWCvilleLibrary...could you possibly post a link?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Thanks, Champthom==
<nowiki>:)</nowiki> --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)

==New Hotness for Videos==
Take a look at this template for videos that [[User:NeoShadow]] made; it's really sweet. It can wrap around videos (in the middle of the page, where they are now) or it can be used as a sidebar.

*Template: [[Template:Infobox/video]]

*Centered example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes]]

*Sidebar example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes2]]

Thoughts? It's been on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to do list]] for a while now, and we could get one or the other in place pretty quickly. The big question is which placement to use, and general style questions vis-a-vis the way it looks. Let us know! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 09:43, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*I really like it, but there was some debate (I need to see where) over the usage of video infoboxes, as some people argued it's unnecessarily replicates information one can gleam from the article. However, I think your centered example might solve that as this is ultimately what we can use to replace just pasting the video in Video sections of articles. I think the "Made by" would be useless in 99% of situations (with the very few videos made by other people, such as the Watch and Win one, or the videos by Scarlet). Personally I like your infoboxes, but I'm not sure if everyone else likes it elsewhere.
:Best I'd do is mention this in the [[CWCki:Community_Portal|community portal]]. As I said, I think your centered example might be very useful and a nicer display than just a YouTube video in the video section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*This add-on is useless and redundant if you ask me. There's nothing new here you can't read in the introduction of the video, in the video navigation bar and I don't see the need for the "Festive" icons. I respect the efforts but I am a K.I.S.S.-Type of guy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:02, 3 January 2010 (CET)

==IMPOSTORS==

Hey Champ, this is the "dude" from the old CWCki... somebody claimed my nick in the three hours between Cogs fixing the captcha and me checking back in =( Is there anything we can do about this? I can still log into the old CWCki to prove my TRUTH and HONESTY, and I used the same email signing up here (this account) and there (the old "dude"). --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:12, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
*I'll consult with Cogs later tonight, as I'm not sure if we can kick this other "Dude" off and have you have his nickname, especially given that it's an extremely generic name someone could have chosen (like Anonymous or Nobody or some name like that) or if we can do this, if it is right in doing so. Now I am concerned that people might try to leech off the fame of others by signing up for accounts of previous CWCki users, either to jump start their e-fame or as a way of trolling, so I'll need a second opinion. If anyone wants to weigh in on the matter, by all means do so. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it's pretty generic, but at the same time, I only signed up around October, so it wasn't generic enough to be taken by then. I am kind of surprised that somebody snapped it up so quickly, since I was pretty actively trying to get it back myself. I suppose it could be innocent, but it's still kind of frustrating. Thanks for looking into it. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:52, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
can you give him the account back. i didn't know. i didnt think dude was gona be available, i though i got lucky. didnt mean to steal it, ill make another one [[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*No problem Dude (see what I did there?). Okay, here's how this will go down - new Dude, when you get a new account, AIM or message me in IRC when you do. I will merge your current account into your new one. That will free up the username "Dude" and old Dude can register that way. rpoblem oslved. If there's any problems, you guys let me know because then I have to resort to Plan B. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:36, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*New [[User:Dude|Dude]] has been [[Special:Contributions/Dude|inactive]] for about a week now... can I get my account back? --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 17:49, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*The new Dude needs to contact me so I can merge his old account into the new one, thus freeing up "Dude." If he doesn't respond in 24 hours or so, then contact me and I'll reset the password and give it over to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== I'll not take this treachery sitting down! ==

You dare claim superiority over my powers as a great and terrifying wizard!? You shall soon see the error of your ways, good sir Champthom. I am a vengeful spellcaster, and I will rape you furiously in your sleep. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 11:03, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

==Sup==
Have a job for me? You told me to get in touch... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:38, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
*Well I was going to ask you to help upload images but people got onto that which is good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Coolio. On Another note, don't bother restoring my Jerkop status. I don't need it now seeing as how images have a MUCH higher ceiling. I'll stick around to improve articles and help people with images if they need it. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:02, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==SPECIAL MISSION==
I accept. Should I simply sign up for an account on Asperpedia and get started or what? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 09:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, do that - sign up for an Asperpedia account and go zap to the extreme. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:17, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

==Just to let you know==

There's a new user who registered under the name ChristianWestonChandler. I am watching this account since it came online. I just don't get a good feeling about this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:00, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

==Apologies==

Thank you for fixing that mistake, that was the first time I added a template so I really am horrible at it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 5:05 20 January 2010 (CET)

== Chris's resume ==

Would you please be so kind as to move this to [[Chris's résumé]] for the sake of more accurate spelling, and to satisfy the grammar nazi in me? If you don't know how to make the fancy és, just copy and paste mine. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:22, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
*Also, please to be deleting [[Chris and fame]]. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:15, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

== A new Mailbag bombing==
Well, our dear Christian has now started giving a copy paste reply as his new method of rejection. And hes done it to Mike Jackson's widow. We had a quick discussion about that in the talk page, and we thought it'd be an idea for another mailbag thats just filled entirely with letters about this one subject. Like how we had a whole mailbag asking about Asperchu and stuff like that? I thought we could have another of those; Only this time have an entire mailbag of people calling him out for being such a prick and for still not properly ansewing letters. What do you think Champ? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:59, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* To amend that idea, I suggest having Sysop inform him of another pending legal issue that can only be averted if he gives full replies to each email--he can't use the "Inputed" response or delete the whole thing and replace it with a general response or else the site goes down again or something.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:32, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* Agreed. We need some sort of cover from him rejecting it in any way. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:56, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

== [[Politics]] ==

Please to be deleting. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

== Sandy Rosechu ==

Any idea why [[Sandy Rosechu]] is showing up in [[:Category:Templates]]? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 22:17, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*Fixed it. The Squote template didn't have noinclude wrapped around its category. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:21, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
**That was my fault. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 22:24, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== halp ==

Yo [[Scampers|Champers]], could you derete this page here: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Template:Christory/March_07 ? It will be confus if it doesn't turn up as a red link. Sorry for mistake. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:00, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

== YO! ==

Champ old boy, do you have sauce on [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|this]] here sniplet? It must have slipped right past me, and now I want to know what it is! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:09, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

==Jerkops Anonymous==

Hey, Champthom. I've been in the mood to move a page or two recently, but my jerkop privileges were abolished with the move to CWCki 2.0. Would you mind reinstating them? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

== Cole Smithey ==

Don't you think an edit like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&diff=prev&oldid=344566166 this] seems too intentional to be an impostor? Never mind 30+ edits to the Cole Smithey article? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:13, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
==Re: Pic of Wallflower==
Is this ok? It was shopped and It looks less like a man
[[Image:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|right]]

-[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:02, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== Posse ==

Champ, I don't know if you still need monitors, but I have no life and lurk on the CWCki pretty much all day. Hit me up if you need me. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:06, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
*NO U. Srsly, contact me on AIM or IRC tonight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:07, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

==Summaries==

Ok, so I will check. I've started trying to sort and format the summaries for each of the Mumbles, and it's March Mumble Madness, but I seem to have contradicted instructions (as I discovered having worked on ALL of them), by listing rather than writing a narrative. What is it you want exactly, so I can get on it ASAP. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:11, 18 March 2010 (UTC)22:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

==Article of the Now==

You wanted some sort of template to denote former articles of the now? [[Template:Articleofthenow|How's this?]] --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:58, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde already made something, just need to incorporate it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:06, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Late to the party again. Never mind --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

== List of Chris' lies ==

Okay, I trust your judgment on this. Wasn't sure if cleanup or deletion was the better solution and it looks like I chose wrong. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Quality Control jerkops ==

Hey, I saw your comment re "Quality Control" jerkops, of which none seem to be active at this point. I think I could handle that. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 21:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Champ old boy ==

People want to update [[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series]], could you unlock it for a while? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:12, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==
Is it cool for users to make new rewards\userboxes, like the Grammar Nazi and Assburgers ones, for instance? Some wikis I've edited on don't like for you to make new ones due to space or whatnot, and others let you go crazy with it. Just want to check beforehand. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:22, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, it's alright, just don't go too crazy by making a kajillion of them. Some of the useboxes, like the Jerkop, Admin, etc. are obviously protected and it's poor taste to award yourself awards like the Order of the Pickle, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

==April Fool's Day==
Since its going to be april fools day when the ultimatum expires why dont we just shut down for 1 day and let chris think he's won.
I mean worst that can happpen is he forgets about us, or the best is that he actually makes a "victory over cwcki" vid.

and then bring it back on the 2nd with a big fuck you chris

user: DKD 15.13 GMT 31.3.10
* No. That's stupid. Chris will make a "HA HA I GOT U TROLLS" video and quit paying attention to us because he thinks we are gone. If we stay up, we will have our own FUCK YOU CHRIS simply because we're not down. This will make Chris angry, and angry Chris is funny.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

*Never compromise, even in the face of <strike>Armageddon</strike> April Fool's Day. Also, in the future, make a sub heading (it's two equal signs, then your text, followed by two equal signs). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

This makes me worry now. What if Chris is pulling a long, convoluted April Fools prank, possibly the idea of a white knight? --[[User:Zehnfragezeichen|Zehnfragezeichen]] 16:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
*Don't be silly. The only White Knight who he listens to is Rocky, and even then, only just barely. And whats the chances that a church counsellor is going to come troll us? I think we're safe. Its almost certain that his plan consists of 'blank pages' and 'try to find and stab the webmaster' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

How bout we say that both bob and snorlax are dead, and put 14 Branchland Court up for sale? {{unsigned|Dan Dash}}

*Please, for the love of God, sign your comments. It's four tildas (~) in a row. I'm tempted to start banning people (albeit temporarily) for those who can't learn how to sign their fucking posts. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

:*Champ's got the rage. Dan, would that actually get to Chris? Seems to me it wouldn't bother him that much. Also seems he's making himself trollproof by becoming detached from us. Thoughts? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:04, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
:**He's not trollproofing himself at all, he's just fighting the urge to go online and complain about things. This is exactly like when we got him to make the comic--he was really diligent about it and when he missed a day he usually made up by posting two comics on the next. Flash forward two months and he's only releasing it in short bursts. He'll be back on his own in that time--less if he thinks Sonichu is being threatened. I suggest that someone put up an ad on CWCipedia that states that Chris has declared all Asperpedia comics cannon within the Sonichuverse. Or something about how Chris risks losing the "copyright" if he doesn't make visible use of it for more than two months.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

::*I'm not sure, he didn't even seem too angry when he discovered the Cwcipedia was devastated (now THAT would've been an April Fool's Day joke). Could it be that he's becoming numb to it? We've done almost everything we can to slander him, his family, and Sonichu. We've set up "sweethearts" toyed with him and, albeit inadvertently, brought about the end of his last IRL gal-pal. We sent the health department to his house, without effect, and have parodied Sonichu and Chris himself. What else CAN we do to this guy? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:17, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::**We didn't call the health department on him and he never learns from his mistakes. We do it again and again. He's not getting desensitized at all, actually. We know most of his buttons now, we've just got to know when to push them. Oh, and every now and then Chris will do something to troll himself, and that's always worth a laugh.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:27, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::*** But it's getting kind of cyclical, Chris gets a new sweetheart, he get's in love mood, phone calls are leaked, get lulzy videos and then, someone manages to anger him, he spews some death threats, then the sweetheart leaves/reveals as troll/dies and then we have sulk Chris, then he completely forgets about it and we have the smug Chris, and in between all that he makes a rant video once in a while. Pretty much we have seen everything chris has to offer for trolling.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:26, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==General question==
Alright so Im a massive newfag here, and I'm wondering how do I create those tags on your pages? For example the eurofag and amerifag stuff. Can I create my own and upload them onto my user page?
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:55, 31 March 2010 (UTC)DKD 00:54 GMT 01.04.10
Templates.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:20, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== "Contact me ASAP" ==

What's going on? --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 03:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*Contact me privately. My info is on my use page, we can't discuss this openly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*I've tried to contact you through AIM before, but because I'm a cheapskate who can't use Windows software, I suspect AIM didn't work too well on my end. I'm now in IRC too. I hope this works better. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:36, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==CWC superstar==
Which Chris video did you get mentioned in?

[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 12:55, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*[[Bunny Hop|PYONG PYONG PYONG! HOPPY EASTER FOR]] [[Crass and Champ|CRASS AND '''CHAMP''']]. Technically he's referring to the crab named after me, so there should be an asterisk. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:24, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

==Artist for hire==

I would be pleased to help by uploading pictures on the CWCki. The problem is that I don't know where to start. There was a page with the needing drawings but it wasn't updated in quite a while.
I talked to Cogsdev on the irc #sonichu and was referred to you. I'm not new to the Cwcki, but I only registered only today.
Here's an example of what I can do, if it's good enough:
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 23:10, 13 april 2010

*I'd say that the [[Artist Commune]] for requested images is still current, so you can still try there. I'd say that the [[Mumble]] chats could use illustrations, mostly of illustrations to go with notable quotes from the chat.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:29, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

*Here's a pic for the IRC(16 october 2008) with 2 notable quotes from it. Since I'm not sure how to add it in a good way, I'll leave it to you.

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(16_October_2008).jpg

I hope it's good enough, I kinda messed up the pedo-glasse since it was done from memory.
Also, how can I link my signature to my userpage?--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 13:44, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription Category ==

What are your views on a category for all articles containing transcriptions? It would make them easier to locate for maintenance or general interest IMO. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:42, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Question About Templates ==

Hey, I recently uploaded the 4 templates [[Template:Observer|Observer]], [[Template:Warrior|Warrior]], [[Template:Hero|Hero]], and [[Template:Legend|Legend]]. I was wondering what I should do with them( I'm not the best at using Wikis). Should I move them somewhere, edit them, etc.? Also, since you deleted two of the category pages, I was wondering if I should restore those or delete the other two. Sorry if there are any problems. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 03:10, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh, also, just wanted to tell ya that I restored the two category pages for now (now all 4 are up instead of just 2/4). If you want me to change/move anything, I'll gladly do it. Just tell me what to do and I'll get it done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 06:14, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Champthom

2010-04-19T17:47:50Z

Blacksky01:

Talk to me.

Be sure to check out the archives as well:

[[User:Champthom/Archive 1]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 2]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 3]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 4]]

==Upload page==
Thank you sir, your change is much appreciated. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 12:43, 20 December 2009 (CET)

==Sonichu Franchise Games==

How about this: [[User:Dude/Sonichu_Franchise_Games]]

...replace these:
*[[Sonichu (game)]]
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]
*[[Pokémon:_Lightning_Version]]
*[[Sonichu_Adventure]]
*[[Sonichu_Advance]]
*[[EX-CWC]]
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 05:47, 22 December 2009 (CET)

==Chris's First Interview==
I noticed on [[Talk:Chris-chan_Discusses...]] you asked for someone to mirror Chris's first interview on Youtube. I know that was a while back, <s>but as far as I can tell no one has actually done it yet</s>, so I went ahead and did it for you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U-4Mvc5LbM]. I hope you're pleased. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 23:10, 27 December 2009 (CET)
*just noticed a while ago that it's aleardy been uploaded by The CWCville Library. I have no clue how I was so oblivious to that. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 03:26, 28 December 2009 (CET)
:*I didn't notice this either, thank you for telling me about this though and I appreciate your effort anyways.
:*Also can't seem to find it on the CWCvilleLibrary...could you possibly post a link?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Thanks, Champthom==
<nowiki>:)</nowiki> --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)

==New Hotness for Videos==
Take a look at this template for videos that [[User:NeoShadow]] made; it's really sweet. It can wrap around videos (in the middle of the page, where they are now) or it can be used as a sidebar.

*Template: [[Template:Infobox/video]]

*Centered example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes]]

*Sidebar example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes2]]

Thoughts? It's been on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to do list]] for a while now, and we could get one or the other in place pretty quickly. The big question is which placement to use, and general style questions vis-a-vis the way it looks. Let us know! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 09:43, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*I really like it, but there was some debate (I need to see where) over the usage of video infoboxes, as some people argued it's unnecessarily replicates information one can gleam from the article. However, I think your centered example might solve that as this is ultimately what we can use to replace just pasting the video in Video sections of articles. I think the "Made by" would be useless in 99% of situations (with the very few videos made by other people, such as the Watch and Win one, or the videos by Scarlet). Personally I like your infoboxes, but I'm not sure if everyone else likes it elsewhere.
:Best I'd do is mention this in the [[CWCki:Community_Portal|community portal]]. As I said, I think your centered example might be very useful and a nicer display than just a YouTube video in the video section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*This add-on is useless and redundant if you ask me. There's nothing new here you can't read in the introduction of the video, in the video navigation bar and I don't see the need for the "Festive" icons. I respect the efforts but I am a K.I.S.S.-Type of guy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:02, 3 January 2010 (CET)

==IMPOSTORS==

Hey Champ, this is the "dude" from the old CWCki... somebody claimed my nick in the three hours between Cogs fixing the captcha and me checking back in =( Is there anything we can do about this? I can still log into the old CWCki to prove my TRUTH and HONESTY, and I used the same email signing up here (this account) and there (the old "dude"). --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:12, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
*I'll consult with Cogs later tonight, as I'm not sure if we can kick this other "Dude" off and have you have his nickname, especially given that it's an extremely generic name someone could have chosen (like Anonymous or Nobody or some name like that) or if we can do this, if it is right in doing so. Now I am concerned that people might try to leech off the fame of others by signing up for accounts of previous CWCki users, either to jump start their e-fame or as a way of trolling, so I'll need a second opinion. If anyone wants to weigh in on the matter, by all means do so. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it's pretty generic, but at the same time, I only signed up around October, so it wasn't generic enough to be taken by then. I am kind of surprised that somebody snapped it up so quickly, since I was pretty actively trying to get it back myself. I suppose it could be innocent, but it's still kind of frustrating. Thanks for looking into it. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:52, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
can you give him the account back. i didn't know. i didnt think dude was gona be available, i though i got lucky. didnt mean to steal it, ill make another one [[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*No problem Dude (see what I did there?). Okay, here's how this will go down - new Dude, when you get a new account, AIM or message me in IRC when you do. I will merge your current account into your new one. That will free up the username "Dude" and old Dude can register that way. rpoblem oslved. If there's any problems, you guys let me know because then I have to resort to Plan B. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:36, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*New [[User:Dude|Dude]] has been [[Special:Contributions/Dude|inactive]] for about a week now... can I get my account back? --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 17:49, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*The new Dude needs to contact me so I can merge his old account into the new one, thus freeing up "Dude." If he doesn't respond in 24 hours or so, then contact me and I'll reset the password and give it over to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== I'll not take this treachery sitting down! ==

You dare claim superiority over my powers as a great and terrifying wizard!? You shall soon see the error of your ways, good sir Champthom. I am a vengeful spellcaster, and I will rape you furiously in your sleep. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 11:03, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

==Sup==
Have a job for me? You told me to get in touch... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:38, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
*Well I was going to ask you to help upload images but people got onto that which is good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Coolio. On Another note, don't bother restoring my Jerkop status. I don't need it now seeing as how images have a MUCH higher ceiling. I'll stick around to improve articles and help people with images if they need it. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:02, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==SPECIAL MISSION==
I accept. Should I simply sign up for an account on Asperpedia and get started or what? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 09:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, do that - sign up for an Asperpedia account and go zap to the extreme. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:17, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

==Just to let you know==

There's a new user who registered under the name ChristianWestonChandler. I am watching this account since it came online. I just don't get a good feeling about this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:00, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

==Apologies==

Thank you for fixing that mistake, that was the first time I added a template so I really am horrible at it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 5:05 20 January 2010 (CET)

== Chris's resume ==

Would you please be so kind as to move this to [[Chris's résumé]] for the sake of more accurate spelling, and to satisfy the grammar nazi in me? If you don't know how to make the fancy és, just copy and paste mine. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:22, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
*Also, please to be deleting [[Chris and fame]]. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:15, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

== A new Mailbag bombing==
Well, our dear Christian has now started giving a copy paste reply as his new method of rejection. And hes done it to Mike Jackson's widow. We had a quick discussion about that in the talk page, and we thought it'd be an idea for another mailbag thats just filled entirely with letters about this one subject. Like how we had a whole mailbag asking about Asperchu and stuff like that? I thought we could have another of those; Only this time have an entire mailbag of people calling him out for being such a prick and for still not properly ansewing letters. What do you think Champ? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:59, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* To amend that idea, I suggest having Sysop inform him of another pending legal issue that can only be averted if he gives full replies to each email--he can't use the "Inputed" response or delete the whole thing and replace it with a general response or else the site goes down again or something.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:32, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* Agreed. We need some sort of cover from him rejecting it in any way. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:56, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

== [[Politics]] ==

Please to be deleting. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

== Sandy Rosechu ==

Any idea why [[Sandy Rosechu]] is showing up in [[:Category:Templates]]? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 22:17, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*Fixed it. The Squote template didn't have noinclude wrapped around its category. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:21, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
**That was my fault. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 22:24, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== halp ==

Yo [[Scampers|Champers]], could you derete this page here: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Template:Christory/March_07 ? It will be confus if it doesn't turn up as a red link. Sorry for mistake. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:00, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

== YO! ==

Champ old boy, do you have sauce on [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|this]] here sniplet? It must have slipped right past me, and now I want to know what it is! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:09, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

==Jerkops Anonymous==

Hey, Champthom. I've been in the mood to move a page or two recently, but my jerkop privileges were abolished with the move to CWCki 2.0. Would you mind reinstating them? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

== Cole Smithey ==

Don't you think an edit like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&diff=prev&oldid=344566166 this] seems too intentional to be an impostor? Never mind 30+ edits to the Cole Smithey article? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:13, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
==Re: Pic of Wallflower==
Is this ok? It was shopped and It looks less like a man
[[Image:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|right]]

-[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:02, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== Posse ==

Champ, I don't know if you still need monitors, but I have no life and lurk on the CWCki pretty much all day. Hit me up if you need me. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:06, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
*NO U. Srsly, contact me on AIM or IRC tonight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:07, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

==Summaries==

Ok, so I will check. I've started trying to sort and format the summaries for each of the Mumbles, and it's March Mumble Madness, but I seem to have contradicted instructions (as I discovered having worked on ALL of them), by listing rather than writing a narrative. What is it you want exactly, so I can get on it ASAP. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:11, 18 March 2010 (UTC)22:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

==Article of the Now==

You wanted some sort of template to denote former articles of the now? [[Template:Articleofthenow|How's this?]] --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:58, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde already made something, just need to incorporate it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:06, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Late to the party again. Never mind --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

== List of Chris' lies ==

Okay, I trust your judgment on this. Wasn't sure if cleanup or deletion was the better solution and it looks like I chose wrong. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Quality Control jerkops ==

Hey, I saw your comment re "Quality Control" jerkops, of which none seem to be active at this point. I think I could handle that. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 21:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Champ old boy ==

People want to update [[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series]], could you unlock it for a while? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:12, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==
Is it cool for users to make new rewards\userboxes, like the Grammar Nazi and Assburgers ones, for instance? Some wikis I've edited on don't like for you to make new ones due to space or whatnot, and others let you go crazy with it. Just want to check beforehand. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:22, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, it's alright, just don't go too crazy by making a kajillion of them. Some of the useboxes, like the Jerkop, Admin, etc. are obviously protected and it's poor taste to award yourself awards like the Order of the Pickle, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

==April Fool's Day==
Since its going to be april fools day when the ultimatum expires why dont we just shut down for 1 day and let chris think he's won.
I mean worst that can happpen is he forgets about us, or the best is that he actually makes a "victory over cwcki" vid.

and then bring it back on the 2nd with a big fuck you chris

user: DKD 15.13 GMT 31.3.10
* No. That's stupid. Chris will make a "HA HA I GOT U TROLLS" video and quit paying attention to us because he thinks we are gone. If we stay up, we will have our own FUCK YOU CHRIS simply because we're not down. This will make Chris angry, and angry Chris is funny.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

*Never compromise, even in the face of <strike>Armageddon</strike> April Fool's Day. Also, in the future, make a sub heading (it's two equal signs, then your text, followed by two equal signs). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

This makes me worry now. What if Chris is pulling a long, convoluted April Fools prank, possibly the idea of a white knight? --[[User:Zehnfragezeichen|Zehnfragezeichen]] 16:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
*Don't be silly. The only White Knight who he listens to is Rocky, and even then, only just barely. And whats the chances that a church counsellor is going to come troll us? I think we're safe. Its almost certain that his plan consists of 'blank pages' and 'try to find and stab the webmaster' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

How bout we say that both bob and snorlax are dead, and put 14 Branchland Court up for sale? {{unsigned|Dan Dash}}

*Please, for the love of God, sign your comments. It's four tildas (~) in a row. I'm tempted to start banning people (albeit temporarily) for those who can't learn how to sign their fucking posts. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

:*Champ's got the rage. Dan, would that actually get to Chris? Seems to me it wouldn't bother him that much. Also seems he's making himself trollproof by becoming detached from us. Thoughts? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:04, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
:**He's not trollproofing himself at all, he's just fighting the urge to go online and complain about things. This is exactly like when we got him to make the comic--he was really diligent about it and when he missed a day he usually made up by posting two comics on the next. Flash forward two months and he's only releasing it in short bursts. He'll be back on his own in that time--less if he thinks Sonichu is being threatened. I suggest that someone put up an ad on CWCipedia that states that Chris has declared all Asperpedia comics cannon within the Sonichuverse. Or something about how Chris risks losing the "copyright" if he doesn't make visible use of it for more than two months.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

::*I'm not sure, he didn't even seem too angry when he discovered the Cwcipedia was devastated (now THAT would've been an April Fool's Day joke). Could it be that he's becoming numb to it? We've done almost everything we can to slander him, his family, and Sonichu. We've set up "sweethearts" toyed with him and, albeit inadvertently, brought about the end of his last IRL gal-pal. We sent the health department to his house, without effect, and have parodied Sonichu and Chris himself. What else CAN we do to this guy? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:17, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::**We didn't call the health department on him and he never learns from his mistakes. We do it again and again. He's not getting desensitized at all, actually. We know most of his buttons now, we've just got to know when to push them. Oh, and every now and then Chris will do something to troll himself, and that's always worth a laugh.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:27, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::*** But it's getting kind of cyclical, Chris gets a new sweetheart, he get's in love mood, phone calls are leaked, get lulzy videos and then, someone manages to anger him, he spews some death threats, then the sweetheart leaves/reveals as troll/dies and then we have sulk Chris, then he completely forgets about it and we have the smug Chris, and in between all that he makes a rant video once in a while. Pretty much we have seen everything chris has to offer for trolling.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:26, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==General question==
Alright so Im a massive newfag here, and I'm wondering how do I create those tags on your pages? For example the eurofag and amerifag stuff. Can I create my own and upload them onto my user page?
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:55, 31 March 2010 (UTC)DKD 00:54 GMT 01.04.10
Templates.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:20, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== "Contact me ASAP" ==

What's going on? --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 03:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*Contact me privately. My info is on my use page, we can't discuss this openly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*I've tried to contact you through AIM before, but because I'm a cheapskate who can't use Windows software, I suspect AIM didn't work too well on my end. I'm now in IRC too. I hope this works better. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:36, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==CWC superstar==
Which Chris video did you get mentioned in?

[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 12:55, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*[[Bunny Hop|PYONG PYONG PYONG! HOPPY EASTER FOR]] [[Crass and Champ|CRASS AND '''CHAMP''']]. Technically he's referring to the crab named after me, so there should be an asterisk. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:24, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

==Artist for hire==

I would be pleased to help by uploading pictures on the CWCki. The problem is that I don't know where to start. There was a page with the needing drawings but it wasn't updated in quite a while.
I talked to Cogsdev on the irc #sonichu and was referred to you. I'm not new to the Cwcki, but I only registered only today.
Here's an example of what I can do, if it's good enough:
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 23:10, 13 april 2010

*I'd say that the [[Artist Commune]] for requested images is still current, so you can still try there. I'd say that the [[Mumble]] chats could use illustrations, mostly of illustrations to go with notable quotes from the chat.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:29, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

*Here's a pic for the IRC(16 october 2008) with 2 notable quotes from it. Since I'm not sure how to add it in a good way, I'll leave it to you.

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(16_October_2008).jpg

I hope it's good enough, I kinda messed up the pedo-glasse since it was done from memory.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 13:44, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription Category ==

What are your views on a category for all articles containing transcriptions? It would make them easier to locate for maintenance or general interest IMO. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:42, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Question About Templates ==

Hey, I recently uploaded the 4 templates [[Template:Observer|Observer]], [[Template:Warrior|Warrior]], [[Template:Hero|Hero]], and [[Template:Legend|Legend]]. I was wondering what I should do with them( I'm not the best at using Wikis). Should I move them somewhere, edit them, etc.? Also, since you deleted two of the category pages, I was wondering if I should restore those or delete the other two. Sorry if there are any problems. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 03:10, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh, also, just wanted to tell ya that I restored the two category pages for now (now all 4 are up instead of just 2/4). If you want me to change/move anything, I'll gladly do it. Just tell me what to do and I'll get it done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 06:14, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Blacksky01

2010-04-19T17:37:44Z

Blacksky01:

File:IRC(16 October 2008).jpg

2010-04-19T17:36:46Z

Blacksky01:

User talk:Blacksky01

2010-04-19T03:13:38Z

Blacksky01:

I'm a french-candian artist.

If you want anything to be draw, just post something on my talkpage.

'''Gallery'''

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

{{Artfag}}
{{Canuckfag}}

{{welcome|Champthom}}

P.S. Please consider joining the [[CWCki:Artist Commune|Artist Commune]] and looking for requests there as well. We really could use a different button for the side for Asperpedia, in addition to a button for CWCipedia. Not to mention we could use illustrations for the [[IRC]] chats and [[Mumble]] chats, ideally such that an image can be associated with a Chris quote from each chat.

In any case, your services are greatly appreciated on the CWCki and I hope you'll be able to contribute.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:33, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

==Drawing Request==

If you could draw something with [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu's children]] or a few [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonees and Roseys]] being brutally murdered I would forever be in your debt. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 18:57, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh, that drawing was by you. Very nicely done, keep up the good work then. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:06, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

If I could also make a request? Could you please make a portrait featuring Clyde, Hanna from that one subepisode, the Jacks Knight Chris used to represent William Spicer, Joshua Martinez (make him look really gay) and Clawdorf the evil wizard, the one who looks like a black dick. And all standing against the Miscreants logo. Just something quick. It doesn't have to be really good. I just wanted an illustration for my story. I'd be very greatful if you could make this very random picture for me. Thanks. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:38, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Woah, fuck, that is AMAZING!!! That drawing just made my day man. You're a Legend in my eyes. Thanks a lot. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:39, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Man in the Pickle Suit

2010-04-18T21:26:27Z

Blacksky01:

{{quote|The man in the pickle suit tricked me again!|Christian Weston Chandler}}
{{quote|HE KNOWS CLYDE CASH!|Chris on the Cucumber People}}

[[Image:CucumberMan.jpg|thumb|right|WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?]]

The '''Man in the Pickle Suit''' (also known as the '''MPS''') is the arch-Nemesis of [[Chris]] whom he blames whenever he is tricked or conned.

Chris actually believes this is a real person. Since he also believes said [[niggos|negro]] is after him and behind all the recent trollings, basically everyone can become the [[Pickle]] Suit Man. As such, The Man in the Pickle Suit has now become the figure as whom most [[trolls]] anonymize.

Oddly, even though Chris turns basically everyone that [[Kick the Autistic|annoys him]] into a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|villain]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|shitty comic]], the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when [[Clyde Cash|"Cly"]] fought Chris using a goddamn ''Pickle Gun''. A gun. Shaped like a pickle. That ''shot'' pickles. He never manages to actually hit Chris with it, so there's no way to tell how much damage a fucking pickle would actually do.

== Origin ==

[[Lordsillynipples]] is the one true creator of the pickle negro. After posing as [[Blanca|Blanca Weiss]] to troll CWC in early August 2008, using a fake MySpace page, silly made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a pickle costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the Myspace. Ever since then, Chris fears the picklepeople.

{{quote|I don’t know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.|[[Chris]] on the Man in the Pickle Suit - [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]]}}

== The Jew in the Pickle Suit ==

This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued [[Emily]] from the horrific date with Chris IRL. He also accompanied [[Robert Simmons V]] to his [[Church audio|visit]] to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Christian's Church]] disguised as an average civilian.

==The Pickleman Today==

Rumor says that the man in the pickle suit now leads a calm and relaxing life in the nude beaches of Molvania where he and the Molvanian people exchange ways to troll Chris.

==Selected videos==
*11 September 2008: [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]], where Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.
*21 October 2008: [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]], where Chris crashes into slumber after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with [[Blanca]].
*17 March 2010: [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]], where Chris accuses [[Surfshack Tito]] of being a "pickle-suited nigger."

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Pickleslol.jpg|One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
Image:Black_man_in_pickle_suit.jpg|The man in the pickle suit looking awesome.
Image:MPSGotReal.jpg|That's no suit, Chris.
Image:FC07.jpg|He is real. Very real.
Image:Read This One.jpg|Despite including this warning, in which he suspected the user of being the Man in the Pickle Suit, he sent this user pictures of him in his mother's underwear and bra. IN THE SAME EMAIL.
Image:TapestryPickleMan.jpg|The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble Minded (a possible early ancestor to [[Daniel Weston]]) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit."
Image:FightPickleman.jpg|The weaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
Image:Ze_Pickleman.jpg|The Man in the pickle suit in it's natural habitat, eating some Sonees.

</gallery></center>

==External links==
*[http://www.myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 TMITPS' Myspace page.]
*[http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Man-in-the-Pickle-Suit/178569036183 The Man In The Pickle Suit On Facebook.]
{{Trolls}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Villains]]

User:Alcoholic Legend

2010-04-18T21:19:41Z

Blacksky01:

{{Christian}}
{{Warrior}}

I am a relatively conservative Christian who tries to see the good in people. But there is one man who I find to have no redeeming qualities (guess who?). Hopefully he'll realize what he's doing and change his life around a bit. Until then, I'll help the CWCki zap him to the Extreme.

Also, in case you haven't noticed, I have an intense hatred for the Sonees & Roseys that Chris made. Why, I don't know. Every time I see them I want to cut their disgusting little heads off or squeeze their bodies until their heads burst (all while hearing them scream in intense agony). I don't get it because I'm not a violent person. Could be because of how deformed they are (no hands, arm stubs, gigantic feet, etc.), could be their angering "Twee" speech impediments, or it could be those abomination's satanic green eyes that just stare at you and nowhere else. It's most likely all of the above.

The Point Of It All: I'm gonna mainly be focusing on wrecking the "cute" and "innocent" image of these Demonic Hellspawn.

I'm terrible at drawing, photoshop, using wikias, etc. But still, I'll try my best to rip these little bastards apart. For all our sakes...

==Drawing Request==

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

There you go. You are now forever in my debt. --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]

User talk:Blacksky01

2010-04-18T21:18:04Z

Blacksky01:

I'm a french-candian artist.

If you want anything to be draw, just post something on my talkpage.

'''Gallery'''

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg

{{Artfag}}

{{welcome|Champthom}}

P.S. Please consider joining the [[CWCki:Artist Commune|Artist Commune]] and looking for requests there as well. We really could use a different button for the side for Asperpedia, in addition to a button for CWCipedia. Not to mention we could use illustrations for the [[IRC]] chats and [[Mumble]] chats, ideally such that an image can be associated with a Chris quote from each chat.

In any case, your services are greatly appreciated on the CWCki and I hope you'll be able to contribute.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:33, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

==Drawing Request==

If you could draw something with [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu's children]] or a few [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonees and Roseys]] being brutally murdered I would forever be in your debt. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 18:57, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh, that drawing was by you. Very nicely done, keep up the good work then. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:06, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Blacksky01

2010-04-18T19:02:42Z

Blacksky01:

I'm a french-candian artist.

If you want anything to be draw, just post something on my talkpage.

'''Gallery'''

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg

{{Artfag}}

{{welcome|Champthom}}

P.S. Please consider joining the [[CWCki:Artist Commune|Artist Commune]] and looking for requests there as well. We really could use a different button for the side for Asperpedia, in addition to a button for CWCipedia. Not to mention we could use illustrations for the [[IRC]] chats and [[Mumble]] chats, ideally such that an image can be associated with a Chris quote from each chat.

In any case, your services are greatly appreciated on the CWCki and I hope you'll be able to contribute.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:33, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

==Drawing Request==

If you could draw something with [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu's children]] or a few [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonees and Roseys]] being brutally murdered I would forever be in your debt. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 18:57, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Blacksky01

2010-04-18T18:47:30Z

Blacksky01:

I'm a french-candian artist.

If you want anything to be draw, just post something on my talkpage.

{{Artfag}}

{{welcome|Champthom}}

P.S. Please consider joining the [[CWCki:Artist Commune|Artist Commune]] and looking for requests there as well. We really could use a different button for the side for Asperpedia, in addition to a button for CWCipedia. Not to mention we could use illustrations for the [[IRC]] chats and [[Mumble]] chats, ideally such that an image can be associated with a Chris quote from each chat.

In any case, your services are greatly appreciated on the CWCki and I hope you'll be able to contribute.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:33, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Blacksky01

2010-04-14T03:20:21Z

Blacksky01: Created page with 'I'm a french-candian artist. If you want anything to be draw, just post something on my talkpage.'

I'm a french-candian artist.
If you want anything to be draw, just post something on my talkpage.

User talk:Champthom

2010-04-14T03:14:06Z

Blacksky01:

Talk to me.

Be sure to check out the archives as well:

[[User:Champthom/Archive 1]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 2]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 3]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 4]]

==Upload page==
Thank you sir, your change is much appreciated. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 12:43, 20 December 2009 (CET)

==Sonichu Franchise Games==

How about this: [[User:Dude/Sonichu_Franchise_Games]]

...replace these:
*[[Sonichu (game)]]
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]
*[[Pokémon:_Lightning_Version]]
*[[Sonichu_Adventure]]
*[[Sonichu_Advance]]
*[[EX-CWC]]
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 05:47, 22 December 2009 (CET)

==Chris's First Interview==
I noticed on [[Talk:Chris-chan_Discusses...]] you asked for someone to mirror Chris's first interview on Youtube. I know that was a while back, <s>but as far as I can tell no one has actually done it yet</s>, so I went ahead and did it for you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U-4Mvc5LbM]. I hope you're pleased. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 23:10, 27 December 2009 (CET)
*just noticed a while ago that it's aleardy been uploaded by The CWCville Library. I have no clue how I was so oblivious to that. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 03:26, 28 December 2009 (CET)
:*I didn't notice this either, thank you for telling me about this though and I appreciate your effort anyways.
:*Also can't seem to find it on the CWCvilleLibrary...could you possibly post a link?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Thanks, Champthom==
<nowiki>:)</nowiki> --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)

==New Hotness for Videos==
Take a look at this template for videos that [[User:NeoShadow]] made; it's really sweet. It can wrap around videos (in the middle of the page, where they are now) or it can be used as a sidebar.

*Template: [[Template:Infobox/video]]

*Centered example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes]]

*Sidebar example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes2]]

Thoughts? It's been on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to do list]] for a while now, and we could get one or the other in place pretty quickly. The big question is which placement to use, and general style questions vis-a-vis the way it looks. Let us know! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 09:43, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*I really like it, but there was some debate (I need to see where) over the usage of video infoboxes, as some people argued it's unnecessarily replicates information one can gleam from the article. However, I think your centered example might solve that as this is ultimately what we can use to replace just pasting the video in Video sections of articles. I think the "Made by" would be useless in 99% of situations (with the very few videos made by other people, such as the Watch and Win one, or the videos by Scarlet). Personally I like your infoboxes, but I'm not sure if everyone else likes it elsewhere.
:Best I'd do is mention this in the [[CWCki:Community_Portal|community portal]]. As I said, I think your centered example might be very useful and a nicer display than just a YouTube video in the video section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*This add-on is useless and redundant if you ask me. There's nothing new here you can't read in the introduction of the video, in the video navigation bar and I don't see the need for the "Festive" icons. I respect the efforts but I am a K.I.S.S.-Type of guy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:02, 3 January 2010 (CET)

==IMPOSTORS==

Hey Champ, this is the "dude" from the old CWCki... somebody claimed my nick in the three hours between Cogs fixing the captcha and me checking back in =( Is there anything we can do about this? I can still log into the old CWCki to prove my TRUTH and HONESTY, and I used the same email signing up here (this account) and there (the old "dude"). --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:12, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
*I'll consult with Cogs later tonight, as I'm not sure if we can kick this other "Dude" off and have you have his nickname, especially given that it's an extremely generic name someone could have chosen (like Anonymous or Nobody or some name like that) or if we can do this, if it is right in doing so. Now I am concerned that people might try to leech off the fame of others by signing up for accounts of previous CWCki users, either to jump start their e-fame or as a way of trolling, so I'll need a second opinion. If anyone wants to weigh in on the matter, by all means do so. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it's pretty generic, but at the same time, I only signed up around October, so it wasn't generic enough to be taken by then. I am kind of surprised that somebody snapped it up so quickly, since I was pretty actively trying to get it back myself. I suppose it could be innocent, but it's still kind of frustrating. Thanks for looking into it. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:52, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
can you give him the account back. i didn't know. i didnt think dude was gona be available, i though i got lucky. didnt mean to steal it, ill make another one [[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*No problem Dude (see what I did there?). Okay, here's how this will go down - new Dude, when you get a new account, AIM or message me in IRC when you do. I will merge your current account into your new one. That will free up the username "Dude" and old Dude can register that way. rpoblem oslved. If there's any problems, you guys let me know because then I have to resort to Plan B. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:36, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*New [[User:Dude|Dude]] has been [[Special:Contributions/Dude|inactive]] for about a week now... can I get my account back? --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 17:49, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*The new Dude needs to contact me so I can merge his old account into the new one, thus freeing up "Dude." If he doesn't respond in 24 hours or so, then contact me and I'll reset the password and give it over to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== I'll not take this treachery sitting down! ==

You dare claim superiority over my powers as a great and terrifying wizard!? You shall soon see the error of your ways, good sir Champthom. I am a vengeful spellcaster, and I will rape you furiously in your sleep. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 11:03, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

==Sup==
Have a job for me? You told me to get in touch... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:38, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
*Well I was going to ask you to help upload images but people got onto that which is good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Coolio. On Another note, don't bother restoring my Jerkop status. I don't need it now seeing as how images have a MUCH higher ceiling. I'll stick around to improve articles and help people with images if they need it. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:02, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==SPECIAL MISSION==
I accept. Should I simply sign up for an account on Asperpedia and get started or what? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 09:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, do that - sign up for an Asperpedia account and go zap to the extreme. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:17, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

==Just to let you know==

There's a new user who registered under the name ChristianWestonChandler. I am watching this account since it came online. I just don't get a good feeling about this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:00, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

==Apologies==

Thank you for fixing that mistake, that was the first time I added a template so I really am horrible at it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 5:05 20 January 2010 (CET)

== Chris's resume ==

Would you please be so kind as to move this to [[Chris's résumé]] for the sake of more accurate spelling, and to satisfy the grammar nazi in me? If you don't know how to make the fancy és, just copy and paste mine. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:22, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
*Also, please to be deleting [[Chris and fame]]. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:15, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

== A new Mailbag bombing==
Well, our dear Christian has now started giving a copy paste reply as his new method of rejection. And hes done it to Mike Jackson's widow. We had a quick discussion about that in the talk page, and we thought it'd be an idea for another mailbag thats just filled entirely with letters about this one subject. Like how we had a whole mailbag asking about Asperchu and stuff like that? I thought we could have another of those; Only this time have an entire mailbag of people calling him out for being such a prick and for still not properly ansewing letters. What do you think Champ? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:59, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* To amend that idea, I suggest having Sysop inform him of another pending legal issue that can only be averted if he gives full replies to each email--he can't use the "Inputed" response or delete the whole thing and replace it with a general response or else the site goes down again or something.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:32, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* Agreed. We need some sort of cover from him rejecting it in any way. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:56, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

== [[Politics]] ==

Please to be deleting. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

== Sandy Rosechu ==

Any idea why [[Sandy Rosechu]] is showing up in [[:Category:Templates]]? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 22:17, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*Fixed it. The Squote template didn't have noinclude wrapped around its category. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:21, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
**That was my fault. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 22:24, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== halp ==

Yo [[Scampers|Champers]], could you derete this page here: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Template:Christory/March_07 ? It will be confus if it doesn't turn up as a red link. Sorry for mistake. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:00, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

== YO! ==

Champ old boy, do you have sauce on [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|this]] here sniplet? It must have slipped right past me, and now I want to know what it is! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:09, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

==Jerkops Anonymous==

Hey, Champthom. I've been in the mood to move a page or two recently, but my jerkop privileges were abolished with the move to CWCki 2.0. Would you mind reinstating them? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

== Cole Smithey ==

Don't you think an edit like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&diff=prev&oldid=344566166 this] seems too intentional to be an impostor? Never mind 30+ edits to the Cole Smithey article? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:13, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
==Re: Pic of Wallflower==
Is this ok? It was shopped and It looks less like a man
[[Image:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|right]]

-[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:02, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== Posse ==

Champ, I don't know if you still need monitors, but I have no life and lurk on the CWCki pretty much all day. Hit me up if you need me. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:06, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
*NO U. Srsly, contact me on AIM or IRC tonight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:07, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

==Summaries==

Ok, so I will check. I've started trying to sort and format the summaries for each of the Mumbles, and it's March Mumble Madness, but I seem to have contradicted instructions (as I discovered having worked on ALL of them), by listing rather than writing a narrative. What is it you want exactly, so I can get on it ASAP. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:11, 18 March 2010 (UTC)22:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

==Article of the Now==

You wanted some sort of template to denote former articles of the now? [[Template:Articleofthenow|How's this?]] --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:58, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde already made something, just need to incorporate it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:06, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Late to the party again. Never mind --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

== List of Chris' lies ==

Okay, I trust your judgment on this. Wasn't sure if cleanup or deletion was the better solution and it looks like I chose wrong. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Quality Control jerkops ==

Hey, I saw your comment re "Quality Control" jerkops, of which none seem to be active at this point. I think I could handle that. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 21:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Champ old boy ==

People want to update [[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series]], could you unlock it for a while? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:12, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==
Is it cool for users to make new rewards\userboxes, like the Grammar Nazi and Assburgers ones, for instance? Some wikis I've edited on don't like for you to make new ones due to space or whatnot, and others let you go crazy with it. Just want to check beforehand. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:22, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, it's alright, just don't go too crazy by making a kajillion of them. Some of the useboxes, like the Jerkop, Admin, etc. are obviously protected and it's poor taste to award yourself awards like the Order of the Pickle, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

==April Fool's Day==
Since its going to be april fools day when the ultimatum expires why dont we just shut down for 1 day and let chris think he's won.
I mean worst that can happpen is he forgets about us, or the best is that he actually makes a "victory over cwcki" vid.

and then bring it back on the 2nd with a big fuck you chris

user: DKD 15.13 GMT 31.3.10
* No. That's stupid. Chris will make a "HA HA I GOT U TROLLS" video and quit paying attention to us because he thinks we are gone. If we stay up, we will have our own FUCK YOU CHRIS simply because we're not down. This will make Chris angry, and angry Chris is funny.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

*Never compromise, even in the face of <strike>Armageddon</strike> April Fool's Day. Also, in the future, make a sub heading (it's two equal signs, then your text, followed by two equal signs). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

This makes me worry now. What if Chris is pulling a long, convoluted April Fools prank, possibly the idea of a white knight? --[[User:Zehnfragezeichen|Zehnfragezeichen]] 16:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
*Don't be silly. The only White Knight who he listens to is Rocky, and even then, only just barely. And whats the chances that a church counsellor is going to come troll us? I think we're safe. Its almost certain that his plan consists of 'blank pages' and 'try to find and stab the webmaster' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

How bout we say that both bob and snorlax are dead, and put 14 Branchland Court up for sale? {{unsigned|Dan Dash}}

*Please, for the love of God, sign your comments. It's four tildas (~) in a row. I'm tempted to start banning people (albeit temporarily) for those who can't learn how to sign their fucking posts. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

:*Champ's got the rage. Dan, would that actually get to Chris? Seems to me it wouldn't bother him that much. Also seems he's making himself trollproof by becoming detached from us. Thoughts? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:04, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
:**He's not trollproofing himself at all, he's just fighting the urge to go online and complain about things. This is exactly like when we got him to make the comic--he was really diligent about it and when he missed a day he usually made up by posting two comics on the next. Flash forward two months and he's only releasing it in short bursts. He'll be back on his own in that time--less if he thinks Sonichu is being threatened. I suggest that someone put up an ad on CWCipedia that states that Chris has declared all Asperpedia comics cannon within the Sonichuverse. Or something about how Chris risks losing the "copyright" if he doesn't make visible use of it for more than two months.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

::*I'm not sure, he didn't even seem too angry when he discovered the Cwcipedia was devastated (now THAT would've been an April Fool's Day joke). Could it be that he's becoming numb to it? We've done almost everything we can to slander him, his family, and Sonichu. We've set up "sweethearts" toyed with him and, albeit inadvertently, brought about the end of his last IRL gal-pal. We sent the health department to his house, without effect, and have parodied Sonichu and Chris himself. What else CAN we do to this guy? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:17, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::**We didn't call the health department on him and he never learns from his mistakes. We do it again and again. He's not getting desensitized at all, actually. We know most of his buttons now, we've just got to know when to push them. Oh, and every now and then Chris will do something to troll himself, and that's always worth a laugh.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:27, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::*** But it's getting kind of cyclical, Chris gets a new sweetheart, he get's in love mood, phone calls are leaked, get lulzy videos and then, someone manages to anger him, he spews some death threats, then the sweetheart leaves/reveals as troll/dies and then we have sulk Chris, then he completely forgets about it and we have the smug Chris, and in between all that he makes a rant video once in a while. Pretty much we have seen everything chris has to offer for trolling.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:26, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==General question==
Alright so Im a massive newfag here, and I'm wondering how do I create those tags on your pages? For example the eurofag and amerifag stuff. Can I create my own and upload them onto my user page?
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:55, 31 March 2010 (UTC)DKD 00:54 GMT 01.04.10
Templates.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:20, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== "Contact me ASAP" ==

What's going on? --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 03:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*Contact me privately. My info is on my use page, we can't discuss this openly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*I've tried to contact you through AIM before, but because I'm a cheapskate who can't use Windows software, I suspect AIM didn't work too well on my end. I'm now in IRC too. I hope this works better. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:36, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==CWC superstar==
Which Chris video did you get mentioned in?

[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 12:55, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*[[Bunny Hop|PYONG PYONG PYONG! HOPPY EASTER FOR]] [[Crass and Champ|CRASS AND '''CHAMP''']]. Technically he's referring to the crab named after me, so there should be an asterisk. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:24, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

==Artist for hire==

I would be pleased to help by uploading pictures on the CWCki. The problem is that I don't know where to start. There was a page with the needing drawings but it wasn't updated in quite a while.
I talked to Cogsdev on the irc #sonichu and was referred to you. I'm not new to the Cwcki, but I only registered only today.
Here's an example of what I can do, if it's good enough:
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg

--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 23:10, 13 april 2010

User talk:Champthom

2010-04-14T03:13:35Z

Blacksky01:

Talk to me.

Be sure to check out the archives as well:

[[User:Champthom/Archive 1]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 2]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 3]] 
[[User:Champthom/Archive 4]]

==Upload page==
Thank you sir, your change is much appreciated. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 12:43, 20 December 2009 (CET)

==Sonichu Franchise Games==

How about this: [[User:Dude/Sonichu_Franchise_Games]]

...replace these:
*[[Sonichu (game)]]
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]
*[[Pokémon:_Lightning_Version]]
*[[Sonichu_Adventure]]
*[[Sonichu_Advance]]
*[[EX-CWC]]
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 05:47, 22 December 2009 (CET)

==Chris's First Interview==
I noticed on [[Talk:Chris-chan_Discusses...]] you asked for someone to mirror Chris's first interview on Youtube. I know that was a while back, <s>but as far as I can tell no one has actually done it yet</s>, so I went ahead and did it for you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U-4Mvc5LbM]. I hope you're pleased. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 23:10, 27 December 2009 (CET)
*just noticed a while ago that it's aleardy been uploaded by The CWCville Library. I have no clue how I was so oblivious to that. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 03:26, 28 December 2009 (CET)
:*I didn't notice this either, thank you for telling me about this though and I appreciate your effort anyways.
:*Also can't seem to find it on the CWCvilleLibrary...could you possibly post a link?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Thanks, Champthom==
<nowiki>:)</nowiki> --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)

==New Hotness for Videos==
Take a look at this template for videos that [[User:NeoShadow]] made; it's really sweet. It can wrap around videos (in the middle of the page, where they are now) or it can be used as a sidebar.

*Template: [[Template:Infobox/video]]

*Centered example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes]]

*Sidebar example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes2]]

Thoughts? It's been on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to do list]] for a while now, and we could get one or the other in place pretty quickly. The big question is which placement to use, and general style questions vis-a-vis the way it looks. Let us know! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 09:43, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*I really like it, but there was some debate (I need to see where) over the usage of video infoboxes, as some people argued it's unnecessarily replicates information one can gleam from the article. However, I think your centered example might solve that as this is ultimately what we can use to replace just pasting the video in Video sections of articles. I think the "Made by" would be useless in 99% of situations (with the very few videos made by other people, such as the Watch and Win one, or the videos by Scarlet). Personally I like your infoboxes, but I'm not sure if everyone else likes it elsewhere.
:Best I'd do is mention this in the [[CWCki:Community_Portal|community portal]]. As I said, I think your centered example might be very useful and a nicer display than just a YouTube video in the video section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*This add-on is useless and redundant if you ask me. There's nothing new here you can't read in the introduction of the video, in the video navigation bar and I don't see the need for the "Festive" icons. I respect the efforts but I am a K.I.S.S.-Type of guy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:02, 3 January 2010 (CET)

==IMPOSTORS==

Hey Champ, this is the "dude" from the old CWCki... somebody claimed my nick in the three hours between Cogs fixing the captcha and me checking back in =( Is there anything we can do about this? I can still log into the old CWCki to prove my TRUTH and HONESTY, and I used the same email signing up here (this account) and there (the old "dude"). --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:12, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
*I'll consult with Cogs later tonight, as I'm not sure if we can kick this other "Dude" off and have you have his nickname, especially given that it's an extremely generic name someone could have chosen (like Anonymous or Nobody or some name like that) or if we can do this, if it is right in doing so. Now I am concerned that people might try to leech off the fame of others by signing up for accounts of previous CWCki users, either to jump start their e-fame or as a way of trolling, so I'll need a second opinion. If anyone wants to weigh in on the matter, by all means do so. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it's pretty generic, but at the same time, I only signed up around October, so it wasn't generic enough to be taken by then. I am kind of surprised that somebody snapped it up so quickly, since I was pretty actively trying to get it back myself. I suppose it could be innocent, but it's still kind of frustrating. Thanks for looking into it. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:52, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
can you give him the account back. i didn't know. i didnt think dude was gona be available, i though i got lucky. didnt mean to steal it, ill make another one [[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*No problem Dude (see what I did there?). Okay, here's how this will go down - new Dude, when you get a new account, AIM or message me in IRC when you do. I will merge your current account into your new one. That will free up the username "Dude" and old Dude can register that way. rpoblem oslved. If there's any problems, you guys let me know because then I have to resort to Plan B. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:36, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*New [[User:Dude|Dude]] has been [[Special:Contributions/Dude|inactive]] for about a week now... can I get my account back? --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 17:49, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*The new Dude needs to contact me so I can merge his old account into the new one, thus freeing up "Dude." If he doesn't respond in 24 hours or so, then contact me and I'll reset the password and give it over to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== I'll not take this treachery sitting down! ==

You dare claim superiority over my powers as a great and terrifying wizard!? You shall soon see the error of your ways, good sir Champthom. I am a vengeful spellcaster, and I will rape you furiously in your sleep. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 11:03, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

==Sup==
Have a job for me? You told me to get in touch... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:38, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
*Well I was going to ask you to help upload images but people got onto that which is good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Coolio. On Another note, don't bother restoring my Jerkop status. I don't need it now seeing as how images have a MUCH higher ceiling. I'll stick around to improve articles and help people with images if they need it. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:02, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==SPECIAL MISSION==
I accept. Should I simply sign up for an account on Asperpedia and get started or what? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 09:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, do that - sign up for an Asperpedia account and go zap to the extreme. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:17, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

==Just to let you know==

There's a new user who registered under the name ChristianWestonChandler. I am watching this account since it came online. I just don't get a good feeling about this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:00, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

==Apologies==

Thank you for fixing that mistake, that was the first time I added a template so I really am horrible at it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 5:05 20 January 2010 (CET)

== Chris's resume ==

Would you please be so kind as to move this to [[Chris's résumé]] for the sake of more accurate spelling, and to satisfy the grammar nazi in me? If you don't know how to make the fancy és, just copy and paste mine. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:22, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
*Also, please to be deleting [[Chris and fame]]. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:15, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

== A new Mailbag bombing==
Well, our dear Christian has now started giving a copy paste reply as his new method of rejection. And hes done it to Mike Jackson's widow. We had a quick discussion about that in the talk page, and we thought it'd be an idea for another mailbag thats just filled entirely with letters about this one subject. Like how we had a whole mailbag asking about Asperchu and stuff like that? I thought we could have another of those; Only this time have an entire mailbag of people calling him out for being such a prick and for still not properly ansewing letters. What do you think Champ? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:59, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* To amend that idea, I suggest having Sysop inform him of another pending legal issue that can only be averted if he gives full replies to each email--he can't use the "Inputed" response or delete the whole thing and replace it with a general response or else the site goes down again or something.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:32, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* Agreed. We need some sort of cover from him rejecting it in any way. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:56, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

== [[Politics]] ==

Please to be deleting. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

== Sandy Rosechu ==

Any idea why [[Sandy Rosechu]] is showing up in [[:Category:Templates]]? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 22:17, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*Fixed it. The Squote template didn't have noinclude wrapped around its category. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:21, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
**That was my fault. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 22:24, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== halp ==

Yo [[Scampers|Champers]], could you derete this page here: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Template:Christory/March_07 ? It will be confus if it doesn't turn up as a red link. Sorry for mistake. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:00, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

== YO! ==

Champ old boy, do you have sauce on [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|this]] here sniplet? It must have slipped right past me, and now I want to know what it is! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:09, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

==Jerkops Anonymous==

Hey, Champthom. I've been in the mood to move a page or two recently, but my jerkop privileges were abolished with the move to CWCki 2.0. Would you mind reinstating them? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

== Cole Smithey ==

Don't you think an edit like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&diff=prev&oldid=344566166 this] seems too intentional to be an impostor? Never mind 30+ edits to the Cole Smithey article? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:13, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
==Re: Pic of Wallflower==
Is this ok? It was shopped and It looks less like a man
[[Image:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|right]]

-[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:02, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== Posse ==

Champ, I don't know if you still need monitors, but I have no life and lurk on the CWCki pretty much all day. Hit me up if you need me. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:06, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
*NO U. Srsly, contact me on AIM or IRC tonight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:07, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

==Summaries==

Ok, so I will check. I've started trying to sort and format the summaries for each of the Mumbles, and it's March Mumble Madness, but I seem to have contradicted instructions (as I discovered having worked on ALL of them), by listing rather than writing a narrative. What is it you want exactly, so I can get on it ASAP. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:11, 18 March 2010 (UTC)22:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

==Article of the Now==

You wanted some sort of template to denote former articles of the now? [[Template:Articleofthenow|How's this?]] --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:58, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde already made something, just need to incorporate it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:06, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Late to the party again. Never mind --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

== List of Chris' lies ==

Okay, I trust your judgment on this. Wasn't sure if cleanup or deletion was the better solution and it looks like I chose wrong. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Quality Control jerkops ==

Hey, I saw your comment re "Quality Control" jerkops, of which none seem to be active at this point. I think I could handle that. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 21:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Champ old boy ==

People want to update [[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series]], could you unlock it for a while? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:12, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==
Is it cool for users to make new rewards\userboxes, like the Grammar Nazi and Assburgers ones, for instance? Some wikis I've edited on don't like for you to make new ones due to space or whatnot, and others let you go crazy with it. Just want to check beforehand. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:22, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, it's alright, just don't go too crazy by making a kajillion of them. Some of the useboxes, like the Jerkop, Admin, etc. are obviously protected and it's poor taste to award yourself awards like the Order of the Pickle, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

==April Fool's Day==
Since its going to be april fools day when the ultimatum expires why dont we just shut down for 1 day and let chris think he's won.
I mean worst that can happpen is he forgets about us, or the best is that he actually makes a "victory over cwcki" vid.

and then bring it back on the 2nd with a big fuck you chris

user: DKD 15.13 GMT 31.3.10
* No. That's stupid. Chris will make a "HA HA I GOT U TROLLS" video and quit paying attention to us because he thinks we are gone. If we stay up, we will have our own FUCK YOU CHRIS simply because we're not down. This will make Chris angry, and angry Chris is funny.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

*Never compromise, even in the face of <strike>Armageddon</strike> April Fool's Day. Also, in the future, make a sub heading (it's two equal signs, then your text, followed by two equal signs). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

This makes me worry now. What if Chris is pulling a long, convoluted April Fools prank, possibly the idea of a white knight? --[[User:Zehnfragezeichen|Zehnfragezeichen]] 16:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
*Don't be silly. The only White Knight who he listens to is Rocky, and even then, only just barely. And whats the chances that a church counsellor is going to come troll us? I think we're safe. Its almost certain that his plan consists of 'blank pages' and 'try to find and stab the webmaster' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

How bout we say that both bob and snorlax are dead, and put 14 Branchland Court up for sale? {{unsigned|Dan Dash}}

*Please, for the love of God, sign your comments. It's four tildas (~) in a row. I'm tempted to start banning people (albeit temporarily) for those who can't learn how to sign their fucking posts. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

:*Champ's got the rage. Dan, would that actually get to Chris? Seems to me it wouldn't bother him that much. Also seems he's making himself trollproof by becoming detached from us. Thoughts? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:04, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
:**He's not trollproofing himself at all, he's just fighting the urge to go online and complain about things. This is exactly like when we got him to make the comic--he was really diligent about it and when he missed a day he usually made up by posting two comics on the next. Flash forward two months and he's only releasing it in short bursts. He'll be back on his own in that time--less if he thinks Sonichu is being threatened. I suggest that someone put up an ad on CWCipedia that states that Chris has declared all Asperpedia comics cannon within the Sonichuverse. Or something about how Chris risks losing the "copyright" if he doesn't make visible use of it for more than two months.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

::*I'm not sure, he didn't even seem too angry when he discovered the Cwcipedia was devastated (now THAT would've been an April Fool's Day joke). Could it be that he's becoming numb to it? We've done almost everything we can to slander him, his family, and Sonichu. We've set up "sweethearts" toyed with him and, albeit inadvertently, brought about the end of his last IRL gal-pal. We sent the health department to his house, without effect, and have parodied Sonichu and Chris himself. What else CAN we do to this guy? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:17, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::**We didn't call the health department on him and he never learns from his mistakes. We do it again and again. He's not getting desensitized at all, actually. We know most of his buttons now, we've just got to know when to push them. Oh, and every now and then Chris will do something to troll himself, and that's always worth a laugh.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:27, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::*** But it's getting kind of cyclical, Chris gets a new sweetheart, he get's in love mood, phone calls are leaked, get lulzy videos and then, someone manages to anger him, he spews some death threats, then the sweetheart leaves/reveals as troll/dies and then we have sulk Chris, then he completely forgets about it and we have the smug Chris, and in between all that he makes a rant video once in a while. Pretty much we have seen everything chris has to offer for trolling.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:26, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==General question==
Alright so Im a massive newfag here, and I'm wondering how do I create those tags on your pages? For example the eurofag and amerifag stuff. Can I create my own and upload them onto my user page?
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:55, 31 March 2010 (UTC)DKD 00:54 GMT 01.04.10
Templates.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:20, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== "Contact me ASAP" ==

What's going on? --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 03:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*Contact me privately. My info is on my use page, we can't discuss this openly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*I've tried to contact you through AIM before, but because I'm a cheapskate who can't use Windows software, I suspect AIM didn't work too well on my end. I'm now in IRC too. I hope this works better. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:36, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==CWC superstar==
Which Chris video did you get mentioned in?

[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 12:55, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*[[Bunny Hop|PYONG PYONG PYONG! HOPPY EASTER FOR]] [[Crass and Champ|CRASS AND '''CHAMP''']]. Technically he's referring to the crab named after me, so there should be an asterisk. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:24, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

==Artist for hire==

I would be pleased to help by uploading pictures on the CWCki. The problem is that I don't know where to start. There was a page with the needed drawings but it wasn't updated in quite a while.
I talked to Cogsdev on the irc #sonichu and was referred to you. I'm not new to the Cwcki, but I only registered only today.
Here's an example of what I can do, if it's good enough:
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg

--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 23:10, 13 april 2010