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2010-05-27T11:37:57Z

Blunderscore:

Transcribing this nonsense, I guess... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 05:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Actually it's "Transcribing DIS BITCH, I guess..." Easy mistake to make.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The keys are like, right next to each other. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 11:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
==Name?==
I propose "Rage Against the Internet." [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 06:02, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:When it doesn't have a name, you're supposed to title it as the date it was posted. This video should be called "27 May 2010". What is so hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:32, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

==I lol'd==

This confirms it for me--Rocky has been drilling the "THE INTERNET IS BAD" dogma into him in the hopes that he'll come to agree with it. But hey, this means Chris has indirectly announced the end of Sonichu(yes we all know that's not true but he doesn't lol).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

==Hat==

It hides his baldness. Mention? --[[User:thelieisacake|thelieisacake]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

== Two Things ==

*Two things popped up in my head:

1-How many times does Chris say he's straight?

2-Is the "Trucker" look still remind anyone of the Blue Oyster Bar patrons from the first four Police Academy flicks? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:21, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Mailbag 62

2010-04-12T14:57:11Z

Blunderscore:

lol this is me. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 12:12, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
:Where's the third question?! I need to see it! --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 14:57, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

User:Blunderscore

2010-04-06T23:06:44Z

Blunderscore: Just addi

17 years old, Britfag, musician as a hobby, and coincidentally a ''real'' high-functioning autistic. Self-esteem soared after viewing every single video Chris had uploaded. A short while later, my interweb stumblings led me to here and /cwc/, at which point I thought "I must join this project". See? I do this because I care! #4 on my bucket list is to troll Chris ''at least once'' - I've yet to figure out how to pull this off. Help on this matter would be greatly appreciated.

== Mission List ==
=== Finished projects ===
N/A

=== Unfinished projects ===
• Cleanup [[Mumble]] conversations 

== Predictions ==
=== 2010 ===
• It'll be confirmed this year that Internet lumberjack Bob Chandler has passed away. Chris will mention his death at some point, before announcing a new Sonichu comic. 
• Cwcville will expand to the size of New York, with multiple districts and mini-districts. Chris will go into massive detail over these districts. 
• Chris will announce that he's leaving the Internet. 5 more times. 
• Snorlax's health will deteriorate even further.

=== 2011 ===
• Snorlax dies. Chris 'inherits' the family home. 
• Chris goes broke paying for food, gas, electricity, etc. Decides to leave the house and move in with Cole. 
• Cole gets sick of his fatass half-brother, leaves him on the streets. 
• Chris gets stabbed by a schizophrenic. He dies.

== Subpages ==
=== Miscellaneous ===
Nothing to see here

=== Templates ===
There are none

== External Links ==
[http://www.reddit.com/user/bl_/ Reddit profile]

User:Blunderscore

2010-04-06T22:57:40Z

Blunderscore:

Mumble 10

2010-04-06T13:07:40Z

Blunderscore: Bitches don't know 'bout ma line breaks.

{{quote|I can tell in my heart that Julie is 19. I'm sure that Max can vouch for her age.|Chris}}

The tenth of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]]. The [[Trolls|loyal fanbase]] try to persuade Chris to travel to Cleveland to rescue Julie from the clutches of her evil brother, Max. Chris (and his mother) have some doubts, mostly that it is a sting operation in the manner of ''To Catch a Predator'' (which had stopped filming by 2009). One of the trolls tries to tell Chris an anecdote about independence and asserting yourself to gain the respect of your parents as you grow up, but Chris interrupts him and talks over his story.

==Summary==
* Trolls talk on an unrelated subject before [[Chris]] arrives.
* Chris says that [[Max]] took Julie to HQ, and asks if he could be hurt or jailed for going to pick her up. Trolls aren't' sure.
* None of them have heard of HQ.
* Chris has 5 days to pick Julie up from [[The Miscreants|Miscreant]] HQ in Cleveland, Ohio.
* A troll says that [[Clyde]] is testing Chris's love for [[Julie]], and he should go.
* Chris whines about the 400 mile, seven-hour drive.
* He's 'feeling insecure' about the trip. Even though he's an adult, he should respect his parents' wishes.
* A troll says that no force can keep true love apart.
* It's [[Christian Love Day|Chris's birthday]] tomorrow, he was born at 5:30 in the morning.
* '''Chris says that love is priceless, but he has to do all the work to get to Cleveland.'''
* His [[Barb|mum]] will say not to go, and is worried. He can't convince her to let him go.
* '''Barb is jealous of Chris loving another woman more than her. He has to respect her wishes.'''
* '''His parents pay for his gas. [[Son-Chu]] is Barb's car.'''
* Chris was born at 5:30 EST at Martha Jefferson Hospital, Charlottesville.
* Barb is worried about Chris being set up to be hurt or turned into the police.
* She said the same thing when he was going to visit Blanca - She could be [[pedofork|underaged]] and Chris could be arrested.
* '''Chris can tell in his heart that Julie is 19. Max can vouch for her age. In her scanned ID picture, the year was blurred out.'''
* Trolls compare 'To Catch a Predator' - The person always tells the suspect that they are underage. Chris wouldn't be charged, as they all know Julie is 19.
* Chris leaves.
* Chris returns. Max cackles evilly. Sounds like canned laughter. This makes Chris suspicious about the trip.
* Max is watching [[Family Guy]] Chris gets distracted and starts talking about the episode, saying he loves it.
* [[Aunt Corina]]'s funeral is later; he can't go now.
* Trolls say that this is a birthday test from God and he should go. Chris insists on talking to his mom first.
* Max has intercepted the [[sex tape|video]] that Chris made for Julie. '''The girl who told him this says that Julie is also a troll.'''
* The trolls say that this can't be true. Chris agrees.
* '''He believes in her, Julie is a wonderful sweet 19 year old who wrote him a very nice letter and sent it in the mail with pictures that her friend took.'''
* A troll says that Julie wouldn't be a troll, she's been trolled her whole life by the Georgian government.
* Chris researched Georgia when looking for [[Molvania]]. A troll says that his schoolbooks had a map of [[Molvania]].
* The troll no longer has a map, he had to burn his schoolbooks to heat his house.
* Chris has seen a map of Molvania, but not its surrounding countries.
* Max says he isn't a troll.
* Wait, Chris misread. He is a troll.
* A troll references [[Mumble 9.5]]. Chris says that they got to him emotionally so he can't remember the details.
* The trolls can't do anything about Max. He is a bad boy. One suggests googling [[The Miscreants]].
* A troll makes a joke. Chris laughs, says that it's funny, but says he isn't in the mood to laugh.
* A troll asks Chris if he can tell a story. Chris interrupts: "Sure. Once upon a time..."
* Chris is looking at [[The Miscreants]]' website.
* Chris looks over Miscreant operatives and operations, detailing various acts of trolling against him. He seems to have minimal reaction to this list of various 'friends' and what they were assigned to get from him.
* [[PandaHalo]] being alive yields no response.
* The trolls says that nothing on the site is too bad. The Miscreants are either afraid of or testing Chris.
* Chris says that the [[ED]] page stops him from getting a job.
* Chris thanks the trolls for their input. He'll update his mom and ask for gas money.
* The trolls says that he needs to assert himself against his mother; she should respect him on his birthday.
* Chris says today is [[Aunt Corina]]'s funeral, so he has to wait to get his and his mum's emotions out of the way before he puts his foot down.
* [[Clyde]] enters, sings happy birthday to 'Mister [[Sonichu]]'.
* Chris asks if he's going to be hurt or arrested when he goes to Cleveland.
* Clyde says he only wants to make sure he will never touch a woman; as he's not a man. He welcomes Chris to Miscreant HQ.
* Chris is going to talk to his mom and will come to Cleveland in the next few days.
* Clyde says he's doing this because Chris is a terrible person.
* Julie is not a captive, she's having the time of her life.
* Chris is off to eat and rest for the funeral. Clyde will send chocolates. Chris will talk to his mum after the funeral.

==Transcript==

{{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his Oedipus complex}}

'''Fan 1''': From what I read there's a way to take ownership of the files that are unaccounted for. 
'''Chris''': Hey everybody, I have -- I have a question. 
'''Fan 2''': From my understanding Max took Julie over to what is called "HQ". 
'''Fan 3''': Headquarters? 
'''Chris''': And uh, yeah. And uh, Clyde is setting things up over there. So is uh, just wanna know is Clyde planning on, like, to hurt me or get me into jail or anything like that if I go over to Cleveland to pick up Julie myself over at the HQ? 
'''Fan''': I dunno. 
'''High-pitched Fan''': I'm not sure, I'm just doing homework. 
'''Fan''': Uh hey, let me fix something here. Hold on a minute. 
'''Chris''': Alright, so nobody here knows, knows uh, has anybody here actually been to this HQ? This headquarters? 
'''Fan''': I dunno I just got here 15 minutes ago. 
'''Fan''': I don't know what that is. 
'''High-pitched Fan''': I just got here, too. I'm doing homework right now. 
'''Chris''': ''[sigh]'' Ahhhh...yeah, uh, Max, Julie's brother, uh, pretty much spirited away Julie, took her to the HQ, to the Headquarters, where The Miscreants, I think they were called are, and now, uh, Max wants me to come over to Cleveland within the next five days to pick up Julie from the Headquarters. And I'm just trying to find out, uh, if Clyde is planning, if he's going to put me, going to try to force me in jail or hurt me or anything like that. 
'''Fan''': Hmmm. 
'''Fan''': Hmmm. 
'''High-pitched Fan''': That would be unfortunate. 
'''1Fan''': I highly doubt it. 
'''Chris''': Highly doubt it. 
'''1Fan''': From what it seems Clyde is just trying to scare you. 
'''Chris''': I see. 
'''Fan''': Yeah, I think he's lying. 
'''1Fan''': I think that if you actually go up there it would show him that you are very serious about, you know, your feelings towards Julie, I had a whole big list of things I was about to say now and they just went boom. So to just to the chase here I'd just say go for it. And I'm pretty sure, if anything, Clyde would actually shake your hand and say, "Congratulations, you've finally done it." 
'''Fan''': Yeah, you should go and show him that you truly care about your sweetheart. 
'''Chris''': ''[sigh]'' Ok. [long pause] Yeah, you see, one thing is, uh, I mean I-I understand is that it's like a 400 mile 7 hour drive, according to MapQuest, between my address and... Max's address? But, yeah well Julie is living with Max, her older brother. Yeah, but anyway I was, anyway I was, still feeling like insecure about the trip, especially since like uh, you know even though I am an adult, I should respect my mother's and my father's wishes. And uh, still a little bit on the, you know, still gonna need a few dollars to get me to uh, Cleveland. 
'''1Fan''': Chris, I'm gonna say this. 
'''Chris''': Yes. I'm listening. 
'''1Fan''': If you truly love someone. Truly in your heart love someone, no force in the world, be it distance, be it a physical obstacle, anything, can stop you from being with that person. And protecting that person that you care about that much. This is one of life's little tests, Chris. And you need to take it head on. 
'''Fan''': Yeah. And I guess in less than 20 minutes you'll be 27. 
'''1Fan''': Happy birthday, by the way. 
'''Chris''': Actually, actually, thank you, actually, I was born at 5:30 in the morning. [long pause] Actually I understand love is priceless. But you gotta understand that there are limits on uh, on the distance. I mean love is priceless, but you know, I have to do all the work to get there. 
'''Fan''': Chris? Chris, what kind of mileage does your car get? 
'''Chris''': 35 highway. 25 city. 
'''High-pitched fan''': That's pretty good! 
'''Fan''': I wouldn't worry about it. And if you do get caught in some kind of trouble there are nice people out there that can help you. You have a cell phone, right? 
'''Chris''': Um, ok. Yeah. 
'''Fan''': There you go! You have no problem, man. 
'''Chris''': Yeah listen, that's another thing, that my mom, y'know my mom is like you know, she's gonna be telling me, don't go, don't go, I worry about you, and she [[Obesity|watches a lot of television]] and it's like I'm trying, I've been trying, to get her to let me go to Julie in Cleveland... 
'''Fan''': Chris, I think you have to show your mom that you truly love Julie. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, but then my mom is also a bit jealous of me loving another woman... more than her. I mean I know, I mean I understand she's in a situation like, "cut the umbilical cord" you would say, I'm sure. But still, I have to respect my mother, very much. 
'''1Fan''': Well, Chris, you pay them for your room and board, right? 
'''Chris''': Yeah. 
'''1Fan''': Is there anything they do to support you that you don't pay for? Other than just, their moral support. 
'''Chris''': They uh, they give me food, and they uh, they also pay for my gas as well. And plus the car I drive is actually my mother's car. 
'''Fan''': Oh... 
'''1Fan''': Sorry, I gotta use voice activity because I'm tired of pressing my button here. And I'm gonna go on a rant here. Chris, I'm going to tell you a little story. Um, I've had the same problem back when I was younger, back when I was 18... 
'''Chris''': ''[Interrupts]'' Alright but uh, alright... 
'''1Fan''': When I turned 18. Let me tell you this, because it's very relevant to the situation. 
'''Chris''': Let me just say, uh, a thing though. It's like, I don't want to leave home without saying goodbye, though. That's not the kind of person I am. It's that I want to give my mom at least a notice-amount of time that, like, y'know, I'm going over to Cleveland, and I wanna uh, make sure I have uh, her consent, like you know, she's saying "it's alright, have a safe trip, come back soon." It's not like uh, I mean at this point she doesn't want me to go. But I'm just sayin'. Hey, unmute the rascal, please. 
'''1Fan''': ''[Laughs once]''. 
'''Muffled Fan''': It was just echo. 
'''Chris''': Oh uh, I'm sorry. Anyway I'm done, you understood me there, rascal, right? 
'''Troll''': It's 5:30 in the morning where, exactly? 
'''Chris''': 5:30 Eastern Standard Time I was born in [[Honest Content|Martha Jefferson Hospital]] in [[Charlottesville]]. 
'''Fan''': Thank you! 
'''Other fan''': That's what I needed. 
'''1Fan''': Ok. [pauses] 
'''Muffled Fan''': ''[Says something like "it won't cost that much money, it's not that big a trip, I've taken]'' 
'''Chris''': Yeah, but also, you know she does worry about me and I could be set up to be hurt, or turned into the police and arrested when I get there. 
'''Fan''': What would you have to do to be taken by the police? 
'''Chris''': Yeah, but also, uh, same thing happened before when I was about to go to [[Blanca]]. My mom didn't want me to go because it could have been a setup, like she would have been setting me up, like she would have been [[Pedofork|underaged]], and then right there I'd be turned into the police. 
'''Fan''': That's entrapment, Chris. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, but y'know, I can tell in my heart that Julie is 19. I mean, I'm sure that Max can vouch for her age. Because you know, even though she did send me her ID, her scanned ID as an image, her birthdate is blurred out. So it's hard to tell the year. 
'''Fan''': Besides Chris, have you ever seen ''[[Wikipedia:To Catch a Predator|To Catch a Predator]]?'' Whenever they do their sting operations, they always have their fake underage boy or girl, whatever, always tells the person multiple times that they are not of legal age, it's like "Oh yeah, you know I'm 13 right?" And the person doesn't care. Which is why they get caught with child pornography or whatever charges they get caught on. 
'''Chris''': Alright, well, she repeatedly told me, she repeatedly informed me she was 19. 
'''Fan''': So if it was in fact a sting operation of some kind, you would be charged with nothing. Because you were not told she was underage. Besides, all of us already know she actually is 19. 
'''Fan''': Mmm hm. 
'''Chris''': Alright. Yeah. Yeah. Wait a moment, I'll be right back, okay? I'll be right back. 
'''High-pitched troll''': Anyone know how to do quadratic equations? 
'''Fan''': I haven't done those since I was in high school. I don't remember. 
'''Chris''': [Sound of Chris clumsily sitting back down at his computer and letting out a small sigh] I just went downstairs to see if I could bring my mom up here so she could talk to y'all but she's asleep right now. 
'''Max''': ''[Diabolical laughter]'' 
'''Fan''': What the? 
'''Chris''': Wait a minute, just a moment ago did I just hear Max, who quotes himself as being named Julie's brother, did he just give an evil laugh? 
'''Fan''': I think so. 
'''Fan''': Looks like it. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, so that just brings up some suspicion right there. I mean I'm just doing... you did not have to mute him to hear what he had to say! Oh, he just told me on Skype he's watching [[Family Guy]]. 
'''Fan''': Which episode? 
'''Chris''': He says "Mine... thing is on voice activated" Oh, it's the one... oh, I love that episode! It's the one where Meg sings. Becomes a pop star. Gets a makeover. 
'''High-pitched troll''': Oh, I remember that one! 
'''Chris''': Yeah, I have that episode downloaded on my [[PS3|Playstation 3]]. 
'''Fan''': Chris, now is probably the best time if you're gonna actually go and do this, to do it. I know your mom's asleep, but... 
'''Chris''': I cannot do it now, I have to go to my aunt Corina's funeral this afternoon. 
'''1Fan''': True. It's just kind of part of life. In a sense. 
'''Fan''': God is testing you on your 27th birthday, Chris. 
'''Chris''': [sigh] He's tested me before on the same situation as well. But yeah I guess I should talk to my mom better about that. You know tell her that I'll let her know that I have been assured numerously that it's not a setup. I mean even Max will back me up on that. 
'''1Fan''': Chris, what if she says no? 
'''Chris''': Really. Hmm. Really. Hmm. So what you're saying here is all the times I've received calls from trolls, telling me to F-off, or I'm a S-head, they've just been basically wanting me to prove myself and not out to hurt me or anything. 
'''Fan''': Did you receive any calls today or something? 
'''Chris''': Yeah. It's just that I received a call earlier, and that's where I learned Max found [[Sex tape|the video I sent to Julie of her own consent]], she asked me to send her a video, and then you see, he said it got uploaded to YouTube, so I assume that uh, I mean at first I was shocked but then realized that since her brother, uh, Max was a troll at himself at one point or another that he probably found it and uploaded it. 
'''Fan''': Um, Chris. 
'''Chris''': And also, on that note, the girl who called me to tell me about that, uh, accused Julie of being a troll herself on that note. 
'''Fan''': Was she? She can't be a troll. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, I know. I believed -- I mean, I believe in Julie and I still believe in her that she is not a troll, and that she is a wonderful, sweet caring 19-year-old, who wrote me, who hand-wrote me a very nice letter, and sent it to me in the mail, and sent me her printed pictures that her friend took of her. 
'''Fan''': Yeah. Yeah. She wouldn't be interested in trolling. She's been trolled all her life by the Georgian government. Based on what she told me. 
'''Chris''': I'm sorry could you repeat that? 
'''Fan''': She doesn't have time to be a troll, she's been trolled all her life by the Georgian government. 
'''Chris''': The Georg -- OH, the country of Georgia. Yeah, I did research on that when I was trying to find Molvania on a map. 
'''Screwhead''': It's weird, my books, my old books have Molvania on the maps. 
'''Fan''': You couldn't find it? 
'''Chris''': So wait a minute Screwhead, you're saying that you have a book, that has Molvania? 
'''Fan''': That's funny, I was told it was unrecognized. 
'''Screwhead''': I have old books, but maybe the Mexican government is to recognize a country. You know, different from the American government. 
'''Chris''': Say, Screwhead, can you uh, can you uh, darn the echo, but anyway, could you find on the internet, a map of Molvania and its neighboring countries? I mean because I can tell right now that it's been neighboring Georgia. From what I understand, from what Julie told me, and her other friend told me as well. 
'''Screwhead''': Chris, you know that Mexico's not a very developed country. It didn't have internet until a couple years ago. So I'm pretty sure that... 
'''Chris''': [Loudly interrupts] Yeah, I understand that, I understand, I also understand that Molvania's 50 miles radius. 
'''Fan''': So I don't think I can find it. The old books are long gone. We had to burn them because we had to heat our house with fire, and we had to burn them. 
'''Chris''': [[Chris and remorse|Oh, that's sad,]] but I'm talkin' 'bout, you know, I'm asking if you know where I can find a map like you had in your books on the internet. 
'''1Fan''': You would just have to look around, I would assume. 
'''Chris''': You know what, I did internet searches, but it's like I find a map of Molvania, the country, but I'm not finding a map of Molvania and its ''neighboring'' countries. 
'''Fan''': I'm so sorry Chris but I don't think I can find it, I don't think there's a scan or something of the book, it's like, a schoolbook or something and they change every year, it's, I don't think so, sorry. 
'''Chris''': I see. Um, but listen, Max is telling me that he is not a troll and he uh, ask y'all what they think, because he said that y'all don't seem to care. 
'''Fan''': Mmm. I dunno. 
'''Chris''': Oh, oh. He said tell them that he ''is'' a troll. I misread it. 
'''Fan''': Uh... 
'''Fan''': Chris, you said that some trolls came in here earlier. What did they tell you? 
'''Chris''': Clyde was a [client?] among that group. Whole buncha stuff. They got to me emotionally. So it's hard for me to remember the details. 
'''Fan''': Oh. I see. I'm sorry, Chris. You should enforce security on this channel. 
'''1Fan''': Did you get any calls from the trolls today? 
'''Chris''': Yeah but ayway. Just answer Max's question, he sent, you know, he is a troll, and what you think, because y'all don't seem to care what he's saying here. 
'''1Fan''': What's he gonna do? 
'''Fan''': We can't do anything. 
'''High-pitched Troll''': He's a bad boy. 
'''Fan''': He's a bad boy, but I don't think you can do anything about that. 
'''Chris''': I told them what you did, Max. About spirting away Julie. To headquarters. To your headquarters. 
'''1Fan''': Chris, like I said earlier this is them testing you. We really can't do much but give you our support. 
'''Fan''': Mmm hm. 
'''1Fan''': We can sit there and shout at the trolls all we want, but, in the end, this is up to you, man. ''You'' have to go out and do something. ''You've'' got to get her back. 
'''Fan''': This is the start of a new life for you. In about six hours. 
'''Chris''': Oh, he said you'd prefer if I can call it ''Miscreant'' Headquarters. ''[Chris gets confused]'' Oh, actually he says ''he'd'' prefer it if I called it Miscreant Headquarters. 
'''1Fan''': ''[Mock contempt]'' I don't care what they are. 
'''Fan''': You could Google it. It's like an organization, right? Maybe they have a web page or something 
'''Chris''': ''[General sighing noises]'' 
'''Fan''': Rascal is not interested. 
'''1Fan''': Rascal is more interested in things like soda. 
''[Laughter from the Trolls and Chris]'' 
'''Chris''': Thats a little funny. I'm just not in the mood to laugh right now. 
'''1Fan''': Well, I mean, we don't blame you. It's kinda a serious situation you're in right now. 
'''Fan''': I think i found the website. Hold on a second 
'''Chris''': Uh, don't worry about looking it. He told me to Google it, so I'm loading my web browser now. 
'''Fan''': It's [unintelligible] only. I don't know if you can find it, really. 
'''1Fan''' Chris, can I tell you a story? 
'''Chris''': Alright, once upon a time...

{{Transcription}}

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User:Blunderscore

2010-04-06T12:54:53Z

Blunderscore: /* Unfinished projects */

File talk:Gta2.jpg

2010-04-06T12:54:29Z

Blunderscore: Created page with 'I would like to play this game. --~~~~'

I would like to play this game. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 12:54, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

User talk:GodofThunderGodofWar

2010-04-03T13:04:59Z

Blunderscore: /* I HAVE A PREDICTION */

{{welcome|Champthom}}--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:32, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris! Hey, I'm your biggest fan. I tried to help blank pages and stuff but the changes were reverted. I'm so sorry! By the way can you accept my facebook friends request, or e-mail me at sandy.sasayaki@gmail.com ? -- Love, Sandy Sasayaki

Fuck the welcome template, Chris doesn't even deserve one. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:47, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*Don't fucking remove things from other people's user page. Chris is a CWCki user and he deserves a god damn welcome. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:28, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

We haven't banned this faggot have we? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

The great Clyde Cash has told us not to ban him. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:52, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Fuck you Chris. Go back to your leeches and your potions! P.S.: How's [[Bob Chandler|your father]] doing? [[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]]

Chris it is time to come out of your closet you homo. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 02:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Glad we haven't banned him yet. BTW could we add some templates from ED to "improve" his page? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

Herro hero! --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:27, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to the CWCki, fucknugget!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 02:58, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris. How's it going? I gotta say man, I'm a little disappointed in your vandalism attempts. I mean, how hard is blanking pages, really?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hi Chris. Nice job with your threat of vandalizing three pages before playing your PS3. Good job. No one ban him. Let him do whatever the fuck he wants. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:20, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris, how's it hanging? never mind, you'll never read this, too busy playing the PStriple, you know if you just sold that thing you'd be able to update the comic more. --[[User:Homor|Homor]] 01:10, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

[[Fan:Issue 10.5|Issue 10.5]] coming soon to the CWCki! :D --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 01:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

'Ey Chris, I have a game I would recommend to you. Dante's Inferno. Play through the whole thing and pay VERY Close attention to the plot. -CWCville Sanitation

God does not look well on those who worship false gods like Thor. Your going to hell sodomite. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

Enjoy your stay Chris. It isn't going to be long now that you've proven to be an even bigger bigot than we thought you were. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

hey Chris, huge fan here. Just a heads-up: some people and I are writing a biography about you. --[[User:Fabrosi|Fabrosi]] 02:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris, give us your Pokemon friend code so we can all beat you at your favorite game.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:08, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hello, you autistic waste of space! It's me, one of the guys who vandalized your wiki. Did you see the page I created with the giant, hard-to-ignore piece of gay Pokeporn? That was great. And now you've come and made your half-assed vandalism. Seriously, we all know you spend the American public's money on things to play and shove up your ass. And to top it off, you confirm that you are quite proud of your Rule 34. Do you actually think that anybody besides you and a monkey with Down's Syndrome considers that to be sexy? Also, [[Reginald Sneasel]] is GAYYYYYYY!!! DO NOT MISLABEL HIM AS STRAIGHT!!! Finally, please stop wasting all of your time with your [[PS3]] and update your fucking comic as soon as your (by your, I mean the Sysop's) site is fixed. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 02:25, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Eya there Chrissyboo, I had the opportunity to kick your fat ass last week. I was literally 30 minutes away from the Charlottesville area with my buddies. You're damn lucky I didn't, but then again, you would've had a legitimate thing to sue me over. Even if I did end up being sued by Chris-chan, I would still fail less than you do, Chris. That's how much you fail. If I ever drive to DC again, be prepared. Word of advice: Use your monthly tugboat to invest in an actual gym membership. Hell, my girlfriend alone can do over 60 push-ups easily (Not being sexist or anything), which is DOUBLE your failed goal last year. Be afraid, Chris, be VERY afraid. --[[User:Therealgodbear|Therealgodbear]] 02:54, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris. How's it going? I gotta say man, I'm a little disappointed in your vandalism attempts. I mean, how hard is blanking pages, really?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hey Chris, hows it going. I too violated your CWCipedia. The part about your mothers phone number, pedophillia, and sucking nigger cocks were particularly lulzy. Anyways, just wanted to say I hate you, you suck at life, and go suck those nigger cocks you love so much, and rape those children. Anyways, love your fail attempts at editing the CWCki. Keep trying you worthless faggot, just wasting more of your time.

Peace, and have a good day retard!--[[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

You put more effort into making a threat than you do delivering on it. It's like you don't care that we mock you! Can you do anything right? You can't hold a job, you scare away every girl you see, you can't put effort into anything - Your life has no meaning to find!--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:35, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

What stunning and magnificent revenge, Chris. This was a clearly well thought out and well implemented movement, we never knew what hit us.--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 03:41, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chrissy. I'm a huge [[troll|fan]]. How's your [[The Wallflower|girlfriend]] doing? Welcome to the CWCki and please continue to enjoy your [[virgin with rage|virginity]]!!!
--[[User:Ano de freshman|Ano de freshman]] 03:42, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

You beefed it.--[[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 04:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hello, Chris. Remember me? I went by the name of Thermidor went I vandalized your CWCipedia. Out of all the years of my life and of all the wicked and twisted people that I've encountered, none of them could ever match up to you. You are so disgusting, so vile, and so irredeemably evil, that you make Old King look like Mahatma Gandhi. Are these video game references flying over your tiny, closed-minded brain? They probably do, because judging by your PSN activity, you don't play any games that take actual effort in order to beat. I've seen your gameplay footage, and I can see that your skills are utterly pathetic. You can't even coordinate your jumps in Little Big Planet! I know of elementary school kids who have better gaming skills than you! Your life has no value, and this world would be far better off without you. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:42, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris can we be friends [[User:Evang|Evang]] 04:50, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh! I almost forgot! I am also the original person who started the whole "Ian Brandon Anderson" name! Yes! I worked with Liquid, it's true. I am dead...fucking....serious! How does it feel Chris to finally meet the one who started it all? The name you hate, and detest so much? Nothing puts a smile on my face more than knowing that name drives you insane. Come on Chris, I just admitted it, what are you gonna do? wave more pocket knives at the camera?

Later Ian.--[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

Chris, why didn't you try to get rid of the articles on your past sweethearts and your parents? I thought that was why you were mad at the CWCki? --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 05:19, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Haven't you noticed that Chris cares only about Chris? Hell, I care more about some of his characters, as well as his father, than he does. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 05:27, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris, just come out--we all know your secret. You're actually a pregnant woman who has issues with premature balding. You're clearly pregnant, you've clearly got boobs, you have a high voice, and that dick looks photoshoped/artificial. It's okay, Christine. Just admit it and everything will be okay. Also quit whatever drugs you make your videos/comics on, it's not good for the baby.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:34, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

you'll never vandalize the truth, nor can you hide from it. might as well face it, chris! we'll all respect you if you do. -- This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 06:07, 3 April 2010 (UTC)! Thanks for reading!

CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRLS 8) —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 06:10, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Do you guys think he really is going to read all of these? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:01, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*Probably not. He exposed himself so easily, and got caught red-handed. Knowing the idiotic coward he is, he won't come back. I remember when he tried to make an account on the ED forums, he was on one day and people figured out it was him right away, and he never went back. If he does come back, he's only going to get harassed more and more, and he'd leave anyways. I'd be surprised if he made any more feeble attempts to edit pages, but now that he's been exposed, i'm sure he's crashed into slumber, but not before licking his wounds of self-defeat.-[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 04:52, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

==hello Chris==
Its me! Clyde cash!. I just wanted to tell you what a bigoted lazy ass treacherous fort rat you are.

'''AND WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME I RAPED YOUR SWEET AUSTRALIAN PANDA BEAR?'''

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ps since you turned down my my facebook invite on the grounds that I am a jerk feel free to hit me up on youtube
user/douboymk2

peace

[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 10:20, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

==Since Im new here==
JULAYYYY JULAYYYYY!
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 10:22, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

==Quit Vandalising the CWCki==

You damn stalking, autism-stupid, pickle-hating CRACKER! --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 12:28, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

==I fuckin' love me some headers==

Chris, if you stare into [[CWCki|the abyss]] for long enough, the abyss [[Jerkop|will stare back into you]]. The more you try to vandalize this wiki, the more and more in tune you'll become with it.

Or more likely you'll be made fun of and also ineffectual. Anyway, have a nice day (as you always seem to say, even when you're enraged with someone)! --[[User:Ashley|Ashley]] [[User talk:Ashley|(discuss)]] 12:57, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

== I HAVE A PREDICTION ==

I bet all of you $50 that Chris will make a video in the next few days where he unleashes anger at his CWCki banning. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 13:04, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

User talk:GodofThunderGodofWar

2010-04-03T13:04:34Z

Blunderscore: /* I HAVE A PREDICTION */ new section

User:Blunderscore

2010-03-30T18:57:10Z

Blunderscore: /* Unfinished projects */

17 years old, Britfag, musician as a hobby, and coincidentally a ''real'' high-functioning autistic. Self-esteem soared after viewing every single video Chris had uploaded. A short while later, my interweb stumblings led me to here and /cwc/, at which point I thought "I must join this project". See? I do this because I care! #4 on my bucket list is to troll Chris ''at least once'' - I've yet to figure out how to pull this off. Help on this matter would be greatly appreciated.

== Mission List ==
=== Finished projects ===
N/A

=== Unfinished projects ===
• Cleanup [[Mumble]] conversations 
• Embark on some trollin'. 
• Transcribe the missing part from the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]

== Predictions ==
=== 2010 ===
• It'll be confirmed this year that Internet lumberjack Bob Chandler has passed away. Chris will mention his death at some point, before announcing a new Sonichu comic. 
• Cwcville will expand to the size of New York, with multiple districts and mini-districts. Chris will go into massive detail over these districts. 
• Chris will announce that he's leaving the Internet. 5 more times. 
• Snorlax's health will deteriorate even further.

=== 2011 ===
• Snorlax dies. Chris 'inherits' the family home. 
• Chris goes broke paying for food, gas, electricity, etc. Decides to leave the house and move in with Cole. 
• Cole gets sick of his fatass half-brother, leaves him on the streets. 
• Chris gets stabbed by a schizophrenic. He dies.

Talk:Emily Date Conversation Transcript

2010-03-30T18:42:42Z

Blunderscore: /* To do */

Just as a note since I'm too lazy to do it myself, I think "Robert" should be replaced with "Bob." At least, most trolls tend to know Chris's dad as "Bob" and tend to associate Robert with [[Robert Simmons V]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:13, 17 May 2009 (CEST)
:Finished. Looks like someone else had started it, but I went ahead and finished off the rest of the Roberts. [[User:Sakanz|sakanz]] 00:33, 6 December 2009 (CET)

In case anyone's looking for some "Mumble March"-type activities, there're just four minutes of this very long audio left to transcribe (shortly before the end of the tape). [[User:Llort|Llort]] 15:32, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:Correction: there's a ''ton'' of this left to transcribe, which I didn't notice earlier because the start is done, the end is done, and the whole thing's just so long. Maybe I can make a few improvements myself... [[User:Llort|Llort]] 14:26, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Well i'm more than willing to work on a block if noone else wants to? [[User:EnglishPickle|EnglishPickle]] 03:17, 29 March 2010

==To do==

*<s>Transcribe 24:23 - 32:00.</s> '''Done.'''
:*I guess I'll start working on this myself. But if anyone else has already started working on this in secret, do let me know so that I'm not duplicating your efforts! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 04:58, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
*Transcribe 36:49 - 01:14:22.
:*This gap is 40 minutes long, so it'd probably make sense to divvy it up in some way. I don't know where any logical subject-matter breaks fall, though, so maybe just breaking it up into four 10-minute segments would be best?
:*I'll work on the empty space left. Maybe using your idea. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 18:42, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
*Transcribe 01:25:29 - 01:29:34.
:*This is only 4 minutes of audio to transcribe. Get to it!
:*This transcription is pretty epic. I'm going to summarise at the top, so people don't have to wade through hours of shit to find what they want. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:11, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

User:Blunderscore

2010-03-30T18:38:55Z

Blunderscore: /* Unfinished projects */

17 years old, Britfag, musician as a hobby, and coincidentally a ''real'' high-functioning autistic. Self-esteem soared after viewing every single video Chris had uploaded. A short while later, my interweb stumblings led me to here and /cwc/, at which point I thought "I must join this project". See? I do this because I care! #4 on my bucket list is to troll Chris ''at least once'' - I've yet to figure out how to pull this off. Help on this matter would be greatly appreciated.

== Mission List ==
=== Finished projects ===
N/A

=== Unfinished projects ===
• Cleanup [[Mumble]] conversations 
• Embark on some trollin'.

== Predictions ==
=== 2010 ===
• It'll be confirmed this year that Internet lumberjack Bob Chandler has passed away. Chris will mention his death at some point, before announcing a new Sonichu comic. 
• Cwcville will expand to the size of New York, with multiple districts and mini-districts. Chris will go into massive detail over these districts. 
• Chris will announce that he's leaving the Internet. 5 more times. 
• Snorlax's health will deteriorate even further.

=== 2011 ===
• Snorlax dies. Chris 'inherits' the family home. 
• Chris goes broke paying for food, gas, electricity, etc. Decides to leave the house and move in with Cole. 
• Cole gets sick of his fatass half-brother, leaves him on the streets. 
• Chris gets stabbed by a schizophrenic. He dies.

User:Blunderscore

2010-03-30T18:38:38Z

Blunderscore: /* Unfinished projects */

17 years old, Britfag, musician as a hobby, and coincidentally a ''real'' high-functioning autistic. Self-esteem soared after viewing every single video Chris had uploaded. A short while later, my interweb stumblings led me to here and /cwc/, at which point I thought "I must join this project". See? I do this because I care! #4 on my bucket list is to troll Chris ''at least once'' - I've yet to figure out how to pull this off. Help on this matter would be greatly appreciated.

== Mission List ==
=== Finished projects ===
N/A

=== Unfinished projects ===
• Cleanup [[Mumble]] conversations
• Embark on some trollin'.

== Predictions ==
=== 2010 ===
• It'll be confirmed this year that Internet lumberjack Bob Chandler has passed away. Chris will mention his death at some point, before announcing a new Sonichu comic. 
• Cwcville will expand to the size of New York, with multiple districts and mini-districts. Chris will go into massive detail over these districts. 
• Chris will announce that he's leaving the Internet. 5 more times. 
• Snorlax's health will deteriorate even further.

=== 2011 ===
• Snorlax dies. Chris 'inherits' the family home. 
• Chris goes broke paying for food, gas, electricity, etc. Decides to leave the house and move in with Cole. 
• Cole gets sick of his fatass half-brother, leaves him on the streets. 
• Chris gets stabbed by a schizophrenic. He dies.

User:Blunderscore

2010-03-30T15:00:33Z

Blunderscore:

17 years old, Britfag, musician as a hobby, and coincidentally a ''real'' high-functioning autistic. Self-esteem soared after viewing every single video Chris had uploaded. A short while later, my interweb stumblings led me to here and /cwc/, at which point I thought "I must join this project". See? I do this because I care! #4 on my bucket list is to troll Chris ''at least once'' - I've yet to figure out how to pull this off. Help on this matter would be greatly appreciated.

== Mission List ==
=== Finished projects ===
N/A

=== Unfinished projects ===
• Transcribe [[Mumble 7]] 
• Cleanup [[Mumble]] conversations

== Predictions ==
=== 2010 ===
• It'll be confirmed this year that Internet lumberjack Bob Chandler has passed away. Chris will mention his death at some point, before announcing a new Sonichu comic. 
• Cwcville will expand to the size of New York, with multiple districts and mini-districts. Chris will go into massive detail over these districts. 
• Chris will announce that he's leaving the Internet. 5 more times. 
• Snorlax's health will deteriorate even further.

=== 2011 ===
• Snorlax dies. Chris 'inherits' the family home. 
• Chris goes broke paying for food, gas, electricity, etc. Decides to leave the house and move in with Cole. 
• Cole gets sick of his fatass half-brother, leaves him on the streets. 
• Chris gets stabbed by a schizophrenic. He dies.

User:Blunderscore

2010-03-30T14:59:39Z

Blunderscore:

{{quote|You best appreciate me harder, niggers! HARDER!|Blunderscore, to his audience of millions}}

17 years old, Britfag, musician as a hobby, and coincidentally a ''real'' high-functioning autistic. Self-esteem soared after viewing every single video Chris had uploaded. A short while later, my interweb stumblings led me to here and /cwc/, at which point I thought "I must join this project". See? I do this because I care! #4 on my bucket list is to troll Chris ''at least once'' - I've yet to figure out how to pull this off. Help on this matter would be greatly appreciated.

== Mission List ==
=== Finished projects ===
N/A

=== Unfinished projects ===
• Transcribe [[Mumble 7]] 
• Cleanup [[Mumble]] conversations

== Predictions ==
=== 2010 ===
• It'll be confirmed this year that Internet lumberjack Bob Chandler has passed away. Chris will mention his death at some point, before announcing a new Sonichu comic. 
• Cwcville will expand to the size of New York, with multiple districts and mini-districts. Chris will go into massive detail over these districts. 
• Chris will announce that he's leaving the Internet. 5 more times. 
• Snorlax's health will deteriorate even further.

=== 2011 ===
• Snorlax dies. Chris 'inherits' the family home. 
• Chris goes broke paying for food, gas, electricity, etc. Decides to leave the house and move in with Cole. 
• Cole gets sick of his fatass half-brother, leaves him on the streets. 
• Chris gets stabbed by a schizophrenic. He dies.

User:Blunderscore

2010-03-30T13:28:25Z

Blunderscore: /* Predictions */

{{quote|You best appreciate me harder, niggers! HARDER!|Blunderscore, to his audience of millions}}

== Basic Information ==
17 years old, Britfag, musician as a hobby, and coincidentally a ''real'' high-functioning autistic. Self-esteem soared after viewing every single video Chris had uploaded. A short while later, my interweb stumblings led me to here and /cwc/, at which point I thought "I must join this project". See? I do this because I care!

== Mission List ==
=== Finished projects ===
N/A

=== Unfinished projects ===
• Transcribe [[Mumble 7]] 
• Cleanup [[Mumble]] conversations

== Predictions ==
=== 2010 ===
• It'll be confirmed this year that Internet lumberjack Bob Chandler has passed away. Chris will mention his death at some point, before announcing a new Sonichu comic. 
• Cwcville will expand to the size of New York, with multiple districts and mini-districts. Chris will go into massive detail over these districts. 
• Chris will announce that he's leaving the Internet. 5 more times. 
• Snorlax's health will deteriorate even further.

=== 2011 ===
• Snorlax dies. Chris 'inherits' the family home. 
• Chris goes broke paying for food, gas, electricity, etc. Decides to leave the house and move in with Cole. 
• Cole gets sick of his fatass half-brother, leaves him on the streets. 
• Chris gets stabbed by a schizophrenic. He dies.

User:Blunderscore

2010-03-29T23:05:18Z

Blunderscore: /* Unfinished projects */

{{quote|You best appreciate me harder, niggers! HARDER!|Blunderscore, to his audience of millions}}

== Basic Information ==
17 years old, Britfag, musician as a hobby, and coincidentally a ''real'' high-functioning autistic. Self-esteem soared after viewing every single video Chris had uploaded. A short while later, my interweb stumblings led me to here and /cwc/, at which point I thought "I must join this project". See? I do this because I care!

== Mission List ==
=== Finished projects ===
N/A

=== Unfinished projects ===
• Transcribe [[Mumble 7]] 
• Cleanup [[Mumble]] conversations

== Predictions ==
=== 2010 ===
• It'll be confirmed this year that Internet lumberjack [[Bob Chandler]] has passed away. Chris will mention his death at some point, before announcing a new Sonichu comic. 
• Cwcville will expand to the size of New York, with multiple districts and mini-districts. Chris will go into massive detail over these districts. 
• Chris will announce that he's leaving the Internet. 5 more times.

Mumble 7

2010-03-29T23:04:32Z

Blunderscore: /* Transcript */

'''Mumble 7''' is the seventh of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 13th February 2009. Appears to be the genesis for the videos [[fail|proving]] Chris' [[I AM STRONG|strength]] and [[Obesity|fighting]] [[Challenge For Clyde|skill]], though these would not materialise for several months.

==Summary==

* A fan talks to Chris about putting naked posters of girls and pictures of men up in his room up to find out if his friend was a [[homo]] as Chris suggested. He tells Chris that his girlfriend dumped him over the posters and his friend ignored all of them. Chris sees nothing wrong with his advice until Julie tells him that she wouldn't like that. Chris recommends sending an anonymous letter explaining the situation and utterly fails to apologise or show concern.
* Fans point out that Chris shouldn't have to show and prove that he is straight.
* Chris cuts a fan off to let Julie ask a question involving [[pedofork|shota]].
* Fans ask Chris to turn his radio down.
* Chris uses Wal-Mart printer paper & RSVP ballpoint pen to draw, and a 50-pack of Crayola markers to colour. Refuses to use colour pencils or Photoshop to colour, saying he prefers the markers.
* Chris talks about Omicron's redone version of [[Sonichu]], accusing him of plagiarism. Says that the difference between what Omicron is doing and what he is doing is that Sonichu is his. Agrees to let Omicron continue if he credits Chris with the copyright.
* '''Julie is convincing Chris to make videos proving to Clyde how strong he is.''' Chris feels that the [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|dildo breaking video]] proved this. Fans say that Chris' dildo comes apart naturally for cleaning.
* '''A fan recommends making a video showing off his fighting moves to scare Clyde.'''.
* Chris is asked why he would use a dildo in proving that he is straight. Chris says that he is straight for crushing it, fans call him a [[homo]] for keeping it.
* Chris [[lie|denies]] [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|using the dildo]], and claims that it's now broken. Fan says it could easily be reassembled. Chris is adamant that it was glued and that it took a lot of strength to pull it apart.
* When asked by Julie, '''Chris admits using super-shears from Cutco to break the dildo glue, claiming to use a lot of strength in the process'''.
* Fans discuss [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]]. Chris insists that it was drawn in protest of [[ED]]. He says it was anonymous, as [[fail|most women have long brown hair and her eyes were censored]].
* Insists that [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:AngelicainGod%27sEyes.JPG the Rule 34 of Angelica Rosechu] is masturbating and enjoying it, and is using her hand to do it.
* Chris thinks Billy Mays is on Home Improvement.
* Chris isn't doing anything on Valentine's Day, as Julie is not there yet.
* Chris discusses the the No-Redheads policy in his [[Love Quest]]. Says that redheads don't attract him unless they are not natural redheads. No piercings or tattoos allowed.
* Chris is OK with blue hair.
* Does a terrible Marge Simpson impersonation.
* Chris impersonates Comic Book Guy and Donald Duck.
* A fan presents the possibility that AIDS was sent by God to kill the [[homos]].
* [[Chris and Religion|Premarital sex being forbidden in Christianity]] is discussed. Chris fumbles for an explanation.
* '''A fan pretending to be black says he believes the government made AIDS to get rid of black people. Chris says that that's the kind of thing a black guy would say'''.
* Premarital sex comes up again. Chris compares it to using porn to practise and learn skills for later.
* The fake black fan calls Chris on his comment from earlier about black guys and AIDS. He makes the excuse that someone else said it first.
* Questions on Sonichu start. Sonichu doesn't wear clothes because it's a comic. Chris isn't sure how [[Blake]] sounds. He might sound black, he might sound like Shadow the Hedgehog.
* The fake black fan asks why the bad guy has to be black, also mentioning [[Silvana]]. Chris says that he doesn't have to be.
* Chris gets annoyed about the pronunciation of [[Rosechu]] as popularised by the Old Narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].
* '''Chris doesn't disagree that the [[Audiobooks]] made Sonichu more popular that he ever did'''.
* He doesn't mind [[Fan:Index|fan-fics]] that don't portray Sonichu in a bad light.
* The audio goes low in the main chat and a fan has a private, unrelated conversation for a few minutes.
* Audio comes back as Chris is admitting that the [[B-Manajerk]] was black in real life.
* Chris doesn't watch the news, so doesn't have an opinion on [[Barack Obama|Obama]]. He voted for him because he saw a documentary where he saw more of himself in Obama, namely that he was an outcast at one point.
* A fan says that you should vote based on politics, not personality. Chris says that he is a moderate.
* Chris doesn't know what the financial bailout is. He says that he drew the [[Sonichu 8#The Elevator Gags| racist picture]] of Obama based on his father's joke, before he saw the documentaries that made him vote.
* Chris will not agree or disagree with interracial dating/marriage. He would want a white woman, but he would be [[gal pals|friends]] with others.
* He'd marry an Asian.
* It's not yet known if Silvana will be a good guy or if she will be lose her [[pickle|dick]].
* '''Chris doesn't know what he wanted to be when he was younger, he's just making it up as he goes along'''.
* '''Chris is keeping the name changes in the comics for legal reasons'''.
* A fan suggests Slaweel cursing Rosechu to have a dick. Chris gets upset before saying that he'll think about it. The fans think it's a great idea. One considers a talking penis for Rosechu. Chris says it's a stupid idea.
* Another fan asks about Chris being sacked from Wendy's. He denies scaring the child with his Donald Duck impersonation, saying that he didn't make him cry.
* Chris might release his DVD one day.
* A fan says that Chris has influenced underground rappers such as Immortal Technique, who has sampled him.
* Chris takes requests. Impersonates MC Hammer, Dr Nick Riviera, Peter from [[Family Guy]], Mario and Sonic, butchering them all and tainting our childhood memories.
* More Sonichu questions. '''Chris won't upload [[Zapina]] [[Rule 34]] because she is underage and Chris is worried about legal ramifications'''. When he was reassured that this would be legal, he said he would consider it. He will also consider Sonichu-Rosechu anal sex. Rosechu would not clean the [[pickle]] with her mouth, she would clean it off with a washcloth. He would not sell the the washcloth on EBay.
* Chris calls a stop to the potty humour displayed throughout the Sonichu questions.
* '''Chris denies that [[Yawning Squirtle]] is a character'''.
* Fans ask for a joke. He recites a dreadful rhyme about Videogame consoles. He then tells his awful [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]].
* Fans start to tell racist jokes about [[niggos|black people]] and Mexicans. Chris calls for a stop to this.
* A fan says that his friend [[mass debating|masturbated]] to the [[rule 34|adult section of Sonichu]] and is now worried that his friend is a [[homo]], as they were drawn by a man. '''Chris says that this is what he intended it for''', and they are drawings of women, so his friend is straight. He doesn't masturbate to his own drawings.
* Chris reassures a fan that [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] in the same room as another man isn't gay as long as both men are thinking of women, but he would not do this.
* Chris offers no comment as to what constitutes adultery.
* Chris says that he is patriotic. He manages to mangle the three lines of the National Anthem that he knows. He then tells a 'patriotic' joke that is insensitive to Mexicans. [[Chris and Hypocrisy| the fans call him on his "no more racist jokes" statement from earlier]].
* Chris does a poor impersonation of Mr T.
* Chris says that if you are married, sleeping with someone else isn't cheating if you have consent from your spouse.
* Chris gives more advice on [[homos]] and recommends Axe body spray for attracting girls.
* Chris has not met any celebrities, only local DJs.
* Does impersonations of Homer Simpson and Bender. The two sound identical.
* Chris gives dating advice: Stay calm, polite, friendly and don't let your nerves get the best of you. Say "Hello, how are you" and talk about yourself. '''[[Barbara|His mom]] told him that standing around with a sign makes him look retarded. A female fan cracks up laughing and can't stop'''.
* "Those who can't, teach"
* Chris says he has never even been on a date. Rejects dating suggestions from fans.
* '''Chris was close with Sarah "[[PandaHalo]]" McKenzie, but hasn't heard from her in over two weeks. He heard about the fires and doesn't know if she's still alive. When a fan adds that 108 people were killed in the fires, Chris responds to the entire ordeal with [[Chris and death|"It's OK though, at least I have a good woman who's willing to be by my side at this point"]]'''.
* When pushed, he says he feels remorse for the the victims of the fires and is concerned that [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Panda]] is dead.
* He asserts that he didn't abandon Sarah for [[Julie]].
* '''A fan says that if [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] isn't alive, Chris should take solace that her perfectly barbecued remains fed the survivors. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|SHUT UP!!!]]'''
* Chris says that he cares about Sarah and Julie equally and wouldn't dump Julie as a friend. A fan asks what he will do to the survivors who ate Sarah. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|"SHUT UP!!!"]] and demands that he be booted.
* Fans reassure Chris that Sarah is probably OK.
* Chris does abominable impersonations of Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks and Hank Hill. '''He sings "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggos|Niggas]] Over There"'''. He also impersonates Meowth and sings the Team Rocket song.
* [[Clyde]] enters. Chris refuses to answer questions and leaves.

==Transcript==
'''Guy:''' Chris! 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all! (echoes) 
'''Guy:''' I'll be damned. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hey Chris. 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all. 
'''Fan:''' Uh, Chris--[gets cut off by another guy] 
'''Chris:''' Uh you know, can't com-- it's uh, can't complain. 
'''Other Guy:''' How's construction of the site? 
'''Fan:''' it is so Chris 
'''Chris:''' Yeah? 
'''Fan:''' Well I...I need to ask you something. 
'''Chris:''' Yup? 
'''Fan:''' Uh.. I put those posters, of the... Playboy and everything in my room, and uh, one of my girlfriends saw it, and she got mad at me for looking at other w--... other girls, and she broke up with me. 
'''Chris:''' Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. It could-- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, she called me a pervert. I-I don't understand this. 
'''Chris:''' Did you... did you ex-- did you try to explain to her about situation between you and that guy? 
'''Fan:''' I... I did, and I don't think she understood. 
'''Chris:''' Hmmm... well, you should try, you should, uh, s--... try, uh, you should try wr--, you should tr--, uh, do you know her email address? 
(pause) 
'''Chris:''' So, uh-- 
'''Fan:''' A-also, wait... also, uh, the friend, I was talking about, he, uh, lives with us, and [typing noises] he, uh, he went into my room, and didn't even notice the posters. He just s-sat in the middle, and he didn't s...see any uh, part of the room. 
'''Chris:''' Huh. Hmm. 
'''Fan:''' So, uh... so, yeah, I don't know. I mean, my girlfriend broke up with me, called me a pervert, said that I shouldn't be looking at other girls, I mean... I don't know what to do now. 
'''Chris:''' Well listen, uh, answer my question, do you have her email address? 
'''Fan:''' Umm... yeah, but she won't... she won't answer me anymore. 
'''Chris:''' Hm... ok, hmm. Here's what you can do, uh... Do you know your girlfriend's... any of your girlfriend's gal-pals? 
'''Fan:''' No. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm... well, you should try to.. like wr-- you should write out... hmm... hmm... here's an idea. S-- Write a letter to her and send it via smail mai--, via snail mail, but don't write the return address. On it. 
'''Fan:''' What should I write? 
'''Chris:''' Just like, you know, like, they, you know, this is... you know, this is... you, uh, you put your name there, and you, it's, and then you would basically explain the situation between you and that guy, and that's why you had the posters up, well that's why you put the posters up. 
'''Fan:''' I don't understand what was the point of the posters in the first place? 
'''Chris:''' (sighs) it's... (sighs) if he looks at... if he, if he is very interested, if he is, if he was straight, he would uh, look at the women. Very much. 
'''Fan:''' But he didn't even notice them. He didn't notice any of the posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, I guess he is a homo. 
'''Fan:''' W...well, um, he wasn't looking at anything, not even the guy posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Hmm... He's not blind, surely. 
'''Fan:''' So, like, what is he, is he like, uh...I don't know. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I don't know either, man. But, you know at the moment I would suggest you, uh, write t-- write the letter to your girlfriend, send the mail, don't write your return address on the envelope, and, uh, mail it to her. 
'''Fan:''' Also my mom saw the posters and she got offended, she's like really really just in- she said that uh, lust is a sin or some shit. Oh, like she said, she's like all against the, you know, Playboy in my room. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, apparently your mom hasn't been [beeps] didn't have that open minded that time. So, give her time to recover, she'll uh, she might, she might open up. 
'''Fan:'''Yeah, I don't think that was a good idea though, I mean, why did you suggest it? 
'''Chris:''' I was trying to see if he, I was trying to s--help you figure out if your uh, if your friend was a homo or not. 
'''Fan:''' I know, but, uh, do you have Playboy posters in your room? 
'''Chris:''' [can't make out] I'm very forward. 
'''Chris:''' I have uh, poster of some, of uh, I have a poster in my room of uh, some uh, naked girls I got from adamandeve.com as a bonus. 
'''Fan:''' Then, nobody says anything about it? 
'''Chris:''' [clears throat] Well, I didn't really have too many oppor--, too many people in my room. So, it's kind of like in a hard to notice place. 
'''Fan:''' Um, wondering, um, If you showed anyone, wouldn't they be offended? 
'''Chris:''' Maybe, maybe not, it just depends on their point of view. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I wouldn't want the same thing that happened to me to happen to you. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I hear you there. Uh, just to so just sound clear... Julie? 
'''Julie:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' Julie, are you there? 
'''Julie:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Ok, uh, would you be offended if you saw such a poster in my room? 
'''Julie:''' [''breaks up''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh, What will, what was that? 
'''Julie''' Yes I would, kind of. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Well that's no problem, I can take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about, I mean... 
'''Chris:''' That's why I asked Julie right now, because I respect her. So, because she said that she would, I will take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Well, I've been thinking, um... 
'''Julie:''' Do you have... [can't make out] Chris, I don't think you should look at other woman.[sic] In my opinion. 
'''Chris:''' I see, Julie. Well that's fine. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah.. 
'''Chris:''' I...I respect that. 
'''Fan:''' She might get jealous, I mean, that's what happened to my...my girlfriend. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's fine Julie, I respect you, I respect that. Just-- 
'''Julie:''' Hey guys, do you have a question? If he's done? Uh-- 
'''Fan:''' Oh, uh, one more thing, um, I've been thinking, uh, I don't really think you need, you know, posters and stuff like, to prove you're straight, I mean, if you're straight, that's all there is to it, am I right? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' I think you're right. 
'''Fan:''' I.. .I mean, you shouldn't have to prove that you're straight. 
'''Julie:''' You're right. 
'''Other Guy:''' [line breaks temporarily] --You should not have to reassure us, though. You should just be knowing it, and nothing that anybody says, you get very, uh... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's ve--ah--very--but you see, I have like, I have that [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] in my room, it's just, so that I can, uh, for in case I have any--for in case I have any random thoughts, on account really, to tempt me. 
''[unintelligible mix of chatter from most participants trying to get their word in]'' 
'''Other Guy:''' I--I mean, even if they're random thoughts, even if they're random thoughts, if you know you're ''positive'' about it, you shouldn't have to look at anything to make sure. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Fan:''' Chris, usually. 
'''Guy:''' Okay. Uh, moving on from all this homosexuality, uh, I have one question, uh, --[gets cut off by Chris in the background]-- ...never mind, [fat douchebag?] 
'''Chris:''' Hey, ah, let Julie ask a question, let Julie ask her question. 
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, I was watching you on the Internet yesterday and, what's a shotacon?[slightly cutoff] 
'''Chris:''' ...I'm sorry, uh-y, I'm sorry, you got cut off, what was that? 
'''Julie:''' What's a sho--[cuts off again]-- 
'''Chris:''' ...What's a...''short''? 
'''Julie:''' Shot--[cuts off third time, pretty obvious she's saying ''shota'']-- 
'''Fan:''' Dude, shota. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, shota. 
'''Chris:''' Ssshhhh...shota? 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, S-H-O-A-T-A [sic]. 
'''Fan:''' Oh, it's a word he found online. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, [baby?], yeah. 
'''Chris:''' I never heard of that word. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hmm. 
'''Chris:''' I dunno, if you want to look it up, you can probably find out on an online dictionary... 
(pause, and a weary sigh [''not from Chris'']) 
'''Chris:''' I'll--I'll take a look. Hang on. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, I know some Japanese and I think I've heard that somewhere, like in a magazine or something. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, it's some of that Japanese shit. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Probably is. Three moments, I'll look it up. 
'''Julie:''' Okay! 
(pause, Chris' radio is audible) 
'''Chris:''' ...Whoops, that was the wrong one. The wrong bookmark. 
'''Fan:''' S-H-O-T-A. 
'''Chris:''' I know, I just get the wrong bookmark for...place I wi--for like...dictionary-type website that I have. 
(pause, Chris' keyboard taps are audible) 
'''Guy:''' Uhhh...Chris? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' Ok, now that Julie's done with her question, I also had one. 
'''Fan:''' He has to find what that means first. 
'''Guy:''' Oh, ''I'm sorry''. 
'''Chris:''' Shit, ah shit, I've just found it on Wikipedia. It's, uh, it's a ma--it's a Japanese name. It's a name of a person. In Japan. 
'''Guy:''' Really. 
'''Chris:''' It's a Japanese name. I think it's-- 
'''Fan:''' Oh no no, I think you're looking at the wrong thing, it's S -- S-H-O-T-A-C-O-N. 
'''Chris:''' S-H -- I mean -- O-T-A-C-O-N? Shotacon? 
'''Fan:''' It's the same thing, just put C-O-N at the end. 
'''Guy:''' I've read it in a dictionary before, can't remember what it means... 
'''Chris:''' Oh, oh! Okay, here it is, uh..."shotacon, sometimes shortened to shota, is Japanese slang of the phrase 'Shotaro Complex'"...uh..."that describes the attraction to young boys or an individual with such an attraction". 
[Disgusted reactions heard] 

{{Transcription}}
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==Links==
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==See Also==

[[Christian's sex joke]] - Used during this chat.

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User:Blunderscore

2010-03-29T20:47:40Z

Blunderscore: /* 2010 */

{{quote|You best appreciate me harder, niggers! HARDER!|Blunderscore, to his audience of millions}}

== Basic Information ==
17 years old, Britfag, musician as a hobby, and coincidentally a ''real'' high-functioning autistic. Self-esteem soared after viewing every single video Chris had uploaded. A short while later, my interweb stumblings led me to here and /cwc/, at which point I thought "I must join this project". See? I do this because I care!

== Mission List ==
=== Finished projects ===
N/A

=== Unfinished projects ===
• Transcribe [[Mumble 7]] ''[CEASED FOR THE TIME BEING]'' 
• Cleanup [[Mumble]] conversations

== Predictions ==
=== 2010 ===
• It'll be confirmed this year that Internet lumberjack [[Bob Chandler]] has passed away. Chris will mention his death at some point, before announcing a new Sonichu comic. 
• Cwcville will expand to the size of New York, with multiple districts and mini-districts. Chris will go into massive detail over these districts. 
• Chris will announce that he's leaving the Internet. 5 more times.

User:Blunderscore

2010-03-29T20:47:15Z

Blunderscore: Predictions.

{{quote|You best appreciate me harder, niggers! HARDER!|Blunderscore, to his audience of millions}}

== Basic Information ==
17 years old, Britfag, musician as a hobby, and coincidentally a ''real'' high-functioning autistic. Self-esteem soared after viewing every single video Chris had uploaded. A short while later, my interweb stumblings led me to here and /cwc/, at which point I thought "I must join this project". See? I do this because I care!

== Mission List ==
=== Finished projects ===
N/A

=== Unfinished projects ===
• Transcribe [[Mumble 7]] ''[CEASED FOR THE TIME BEING]'' 
• Cleanup [[Mumble]] conversations

== Predictions ==
=== 2010 ===
• It'll be confirmed this year that Internet lumberjack [[Bob Chandler]] has passed away. Chris will mention his death at some point, before announcing a new Sonichu comic.
• Cwcville will expand to the size of New York, with multiple districts and mini-districts. Chris will go into massive detail over these districts.
• Chris will announce that he's leaving the Internet. 5 more times.

Mumble 1

2010-03-29T19:43:08Z

Blunderscore: Inserting break tags.

'''Mumble 1''' is the first of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]] which took place on 31 [[January 2009]]. In this 40-minute chat, Chris mostly goes on about video games. Gems include the thought that incest is okay if there are two women, and stuff about the [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo trip]].

==Summary==
The conversation begin with a discussion between Chris and a girl about Transformers, before moving onto video games (surprised?). After quite a length of time, the discussion moves onto his room, and the fact that he has a Lego CWCville that he's been building his entire life (and that he plans on continuing for his entire life). He then mentions he buys his clothes from Goodwill and the Salvation Army because "IT WAS A BARGAIN" (complete with falsetto). He then announces that he hates homos. Lesbians are ok though. Thanks to Our Lady Cogs to bringing it up for us. He doesn't want to make any more new male friends though. Back to lesbians, and they're good. So good, he'd have a threesome with two girls. It also transpires he has no idea what incest is. It turns out that he can be sure that Anne Boleyn never had sex with her brother, but sister-on-sister incest is fine. There's some talk of cars. Chris is invited to Louisville, Kentucky by a girls, and he farts. Chris knows that Canadians are nice and play hockey too.

Obama and Chris have common ground, apparently. Chris sees himself in Obama as they were both outcasts. He also discovered he was a 'moderate' in high school. Clyde is a 'joike' as well, by the way. He describes an argument with Bob, and then goes onto mention he could beat Bob's ass, because Bob is 81. The love and respect conundrum is mentioned- turns out Chris doesn't love Bob, but he does respect him.

tbc.

===Notes===
* Info for Chris' Room map: L shaped lego [[CWCville]]
* Chris then admits to his family being [[house|pack rats]]
* He's 'unanimous' about being against [[homos]].
* He appreciates the [[Sonichu Girls]]
* Shuffle! is a harem dating sim/anime he wants to see
* He was 'tested' for [[Autism]]...
* Has no desire to make new male friends
* He went to California to meet [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]
* Lesbians are okay, two gay lovers are not
* Threesome with two women a-okay with him
* "An incest?" he doesn't understand, discourages it
* [[Anne Boleyn]] is his aunt. He looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn to find a link between them (on [[Wikipedia]] of course)
* He saw The Other Boleyn Girl. He knows no incest happened
* Sisterly incest may be okay. Not for certain.
* Chris sees himself in Obama because they're both outcasts
* Canadians are polite and play hockey.
* Troll explains December 21 2012 to him. Chris thinks it's the actual end of the world
* Discusses Chris's [[ED]] page being deleted
* [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]] saw the ED page
* Chris hates Clyde, that 'joike'
* Chris dad argues with Chris in the car, makes Chris depressed
* Chris tries to ignore his dad. He recently yelled at his dad and HIS DAD FLIPPED HIM OFF to which Chris said (insert condescending mothers voice) "Did you just give me the finger?!"
* Chris could take his dad on because he's FREAKIN' 81! ...or 80
* Chris may not love his dad but he has to respect him
* He ponders what life as a woman would be like
* Family guy quote: "God gave me the package I signed for it"
* Talks about steroids, effects. Steroid abusers should just pay for a sex change.
* Sooner have a sex change than turn into a homo
* Says some people are born gay or choose that way.
* For women it's a choice to be gay. Family Guy told him so.
* HE IS STRAIGHT AND WILL NOT BE CHANGED

==Transcript==
'''Chris:''' ...[[Silvana|both parts in a villain]]. 
'''Chick:''' Do you plan to fix that any time soon, in the future? 
'''Chris:''' Uh... yeah, I don't know. I did have an idea, though, about, uh, about psychic link, about psychic communication between her and Magi-Chan. But, uh, neither of them knowing about each other, physically, outside of that. 
'''Chick:''' Alright. 
'''Chris:''' Only the [[Transformers|Decepticons]]. Get it? [''forced laughter''] Like Transformers. 
'''Chick:''' Ah, yes, you know there's a new movie. New number 2. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I know. Yeah, they're doing number 2. I have both the DVD and Blu-ray version of the, uh, of the new movie. I also have a DVD of the original animated movie. And I have Generation One series copied onto DVD-R. The entire Generation One series. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Oh, great, four times the Bumblebee. 
[''Forced laughter''] 
'''Chick:'''I haven't even seen the first one yet, I don't even know if it's on Netflix. 
'''Chris:''' Rent the DVD. RENT THE DVD! IT'S EASIER TO WAIT FOR IT TO FALL ONTO NETFLIX! 
'''Chick:''' Yeah, we have that, we have the Ropoo box, but, uh, I know it used to be on the box, for instant lunch, but I don't know if it still is. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' Oh, I love that movie! 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Mmm. I downloaded a bunch of epi- bunch of shows on the, and movies from the PlayStation Network. I've rented some of the- I've rented some of the movies off of there, as well as a few episodes of Xam'd. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:'''Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait... 
'''Chick:''' Eeh, hold on, hold on Gecko, I think he wants to read the website some more. 
'''Chris:''' Uh, wait a minute, wait a minute, uh, did you say, did you say Xam'd is on the [[Hex Bawx]] as well? 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:'''The anim- 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:'''Well, yeah it was one thing. I used to hate both the PlayStation and the Xbox, but then I ended up getting the PlayStation 1 at a rummage sale, then I just kinda like, gave it a test play, then I pretty much fell fo- then I decided not to trade it in, at that time. So, pretty much grew from that. But, like in the- 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:'''Yeah, but also, you know, it costs money to be on the Xbox Live. But anyway, yeah, I don't think so. Buyesanyway [''starts typing loudly''] Xam'd, is that really on the, uh, Xbox Live? It's an anime bout this, uh, boy who, uh, pretty much- pretty much gets a- gets a- gets infected and becomes like this, uh, this animal-type character, muta- mutant like creature, something like that. Yeah, yeah, I'm interested in starting to, uh, download the, uh, a new anime they just- they put on there just recently. Shuffle. I think it's called Shuffle. Oh, scuse me for a second. [''Clattering as Chris gets up.''] 
'''Chick:''' All right. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' Uhn, I'm actually wondering if I should stay online, or go play Animal Crossing. That's sad. [''Drowned out by static and more clattering''] 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I tried uh, oh, I tried uh, downloading from torrents a bunch of times, but, um, most of the entire series of Samurai Pizza Cats, off a torrent, but, uh, still kind of lacked in quality. And, uh, they got their leh ic- they got their little icons recorded, uh, that they recorded from a TV station. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' Yeah, we're picking up our 360 on Tuesday; we have one reserved, and then after that's a PS3, but I dunno- 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' Ha, Circuit City's closing it's doors, it's going downhill. 
'''Chris:''' Anyway, uh, anyway, you know, recommended for if, you all get, for those who are getting a PlayStation 3, you know, go ahead and get, like, the least expensive one you can find, but preferably, one with, uh, that's capable of Wifi, that's the, uh, that's the 60GB or higher models. 20 if- Yeah- Well, yeah, w- well, I mean, uh, 20 or 40GB are not capable of the Wifi, you require an Ethernet cable. Yeah but I know but it's like available used, but anyway, anyway-anyway the point is, you can pick up the least expensive for a PlayStation 3, and give it more memory capacity. That's like more bang for your buck, by buying the- like a 500GB Serial AT- Internal Serial ATA Norton two and a half inch notebook drive. And then you just-and then you just swap out- swap it in- swap out the old one for the new one. That's what I did. I got like, I couldn't- I co-... It's been working for me! [''Typing''] Yeah well this- Yeah. Yeah I'm typing the details. It's a seri- 
[''Pause, then more typing. It's fucking '''loud'''.''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah it's a serial... Yeah good for awhile but then you add- then you down- then you add like a bunch of- then you download like a bunch of movies or, er, I have from a torrent copied from PC to PlayStation 3 with a flash- with a flash drive or memory card or something like that. And then- and then and then- 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Hmm... eh, but anyway, ah it accepts up to 500GB for it's uh its internal hard Drive. And also, like you know, it can-it can hook up to uh one of its USB ports an external hard drive and store- and store all that stuff. Copy it from the PlayStation 3 Hard Drive to it. And you can access the movies on there. Except downloads from the PlayStation network, They can only be copied to like uh, the PlayStation Portable. The memory stick duo on that. I know, I uh [''Pause''] Yeah. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I mean Torro and Ape Escape were around for the longest time on the Japan version of the store. You know, Eye of Judgment. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I get it. Yeah I get it. Over like, over the PlayStation Network for the chat windows, yeah I get it. Yeah. [''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' But I'm just- I'm just trying to use that as an example. 
[''Pause, random noise, then another pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Hmmh. But I haven't been able to buy a torro or the Ape escape costumes yet [[Julie]] just to let you know. I mean I'm not getting my [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]] for a few more days. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh, I've heard of it I've never really seen it. Plus, I have like the original Gameboy game, Fist of North Star. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh no, I've pretty much only got escape- Ape Escape titles on the PSP during my PlayStation lifetime. 
[''Random background noise, then pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah that's why- that's why for those that were recreated from the UMD, I just- I think I'll just buy the UMD instead of wasting memory stick duo space. And uhh, Julie, I will definitely consider doing that for you, but uh not at the moment. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh how'd you get NES games on your PSP? Because I understand with the latest upgrade tends to block out that capability. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. 
[''Random background noise, Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' I see. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Dude:''' Oh dude, February 10th, they're coming out with that Sega Greatest Hits Sonic collection thingy. 40 different games and all the original Sonic games. It's frickin' awesome. I think they're going platform Wide with that too. 
'''Chris:''' That... I knew it's not It's not gamestab (?) only gonna be for like PS3 and Xbox 360. 
'''Chick:''' Aw! I'd love to play that on the Wii! 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, wouldn't we all. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' I have Megaman 9 on my PlayStation 3. And plus I was able to download the online content. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Eh. Yeah I tried that- Yeah I have a converter cable yeah I tried that uhh. But uh, yeah it didn't work out for me so I ended up using- it just came up like black and white so I just ended up using the video input on the, uh TV port it still works for me. And uh, Megaman 9 is Ok, in my humble opinion, it's alright. 
[''Short pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uhhh no. Not yet. 
[''Someone talks in the background, indistinct. Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Right 
[''Pause. More indistinct talking, Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Oh. That's Interesting. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Touhou? [radio or TV in background] I remember those things. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' Ahh. I'm so out of the loop. 
'''Chris:''' Uhhh. Yeah never really heard of that Uhhh. And I don't really play too many PC games, nowadays. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Ahh well, um. They say, can't stand the memory upgrade, that's for sure. 
[''Background noise, sounds like a TV. Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' [''Forced laughter''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh. Uh, yeah my mom just Uh, my family just bought- my mom- my family just bought the uh BMW, just uh basically I can't tell you much more beyond that. 
'''Chick:''' Ahh. 
[''More odd background noise. Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah uh... Yeah I've heard of that, and I've decided that I'd rather not do that. I mean, PC is PC enough and PS3 is PS3 enough. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' I have a PC input on my HDTV and it's like I could just set up and put my tower in there if I wanted to. But I've decided not to. [[Chris's room|My room]] is quite cluttered enough anyway. 
[''Brief pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Pretty much my Lego CWCville is taking up like an L quip- an L port- An L shaped portion of it. 
'''Chick:''' When'd you get started on your Lego CWCville? 
'''Chris:''' Lifetime. Start off with one brick and then you buy more bricks and basicaly-and there you go. Took a lifetime. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeahhh, but yeah but my family's like a bunch of Pack rats and uh, it's like you know, a bunch of their rooms is, like, cluttered. It's like- it's like they're, Quote from a Monty Python episode I downloaded. [''Sudden ear-raping falsetto''] Morning Missus Robinson! Morning Missus Robinson! You been out shopping? No! I've been shopping! What'd you buy? A piston engine! What'd you buy that for?! IT WAS A BARGAIN. 
[''Microphone problems of some sort?''] 
'''Chris:''' If. Buy stuff from uh, like uh goodwill and salvation army because [''More Godawful Falsetto''] IT WAS A BARGIN! 
'''Chick:''' You do find the most interesting [[Chris and fashion|shirts]], I'll tell you that. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, mostly they come from like, Goodwill or Salvation Army. Ahh, Yeah- I'll uh, definitely consider, uh uh if a demo- If a demo Resistant- Resident Evil 5 comes out and uh it has online capability I'll uh, might play it on that, Julie. 
[''Long pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Alright. Cuz you know, uh, like I've stated there was times. And I'm 100% [[Chris and English|unanimous]] in it. I'm against uh, [[Homos|homosexual males]], period. Especially since I had the bad experiences in the... elementary school with the principal and all. 
'''Chick:''' I'm so sorry. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. I appreciate the [[Sonichu Girls]]. Well-I mean, uh, I mean I take the- I mean, uh. [[JERKS|Wait, I'll respect men, but uh that's, that's as far as I'll go]]...in the, in the level of liking men. I mean, just beyond respect [''makes "Phew" sound''] Nothing. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. [''Some sort of hacking sound''] Hmmm. Eeeahh, aright hang on, hang on, let me answer Cogsdev's question about lesbians. [Laughter] 
'''Chick:''' Hmmmm, well now, how'd you get into lesbians? 
'''Chris:''' It was just one of the- it was just one of the bunch of the- it was just one of the bunch of the videos on a DVD- on a DVD I got free from a... nerd- from a... from a female [[Kimmi|sex]] [[Officer Nasty|doll]] order on the AdamEve.com 
'''Chick:''' Wow... 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah well, I'm saying that I hate homo males. And plus uh, I don't like, I don- I'm not- I'm not fond of men in general, cuz [[Bob Chandler|my father]], he picks more arguments than flies in garbage dump. that's my personal joke about... Yeah I know but- yeah but still then there was the principle in the elementary school, again. And uh also I have tests from- from when I was being tested for Autism- 
'''Chick:''' Mmm-Hmm? 
'''Chris:''' That s- it said I'd get along- that I would get along better with fe- with uh, girls than I do with guys. So that's, so lot of, lot of aspects and points that uh lead up to my personal feelings- and I mean nothing personal against anybody, it's just that's the way I feel, would prefer not to uh, be too close to the men. I mean uh, I mean- uhehuhuh I mean like I said as far as I'll go is respect. Respect. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I uh- Yeah I uh Yeah I hear you, yeah I hear you on that but hmm. Yeah but uh yeah umm I guess as a friend it's Ok- I guess, eyaah, you know you can quote me on this uh, as a friend it- as a friend it's ok but you know uh I mean it's, but like it comes to like meet- uh, meeting new ones, uhh, I'd prefer Just kinda keep my distance. At time. I read these-I read these lines here. Hmm. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Aaaow. The question is Cheap 
'''Chick:''' Where'd Sonichu go? 
'''Chris:''' Oh, Oh, Oh. Yeah. 
'''Chick:''' [Laughter] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I thought of visiting another country, but you know it's uh expensive. I mean uh, I went- I mean uh I've on airplane one time. It was to fly all the way to California to visit my uh, half brother Joseph Cole Smithy who has a website ColeSmithy.com. 
'''Chick:''' Mmm-Hmm. 
[''Typing''] 
'''Chick:''' [inaudible] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Actually his whole name is Joseph Cole Smithy, but he also likes to go by Joe Cool, like Snoopy. 
'''Chick:''' Ahhh. 
'''Chris:''' Ahhhhhhh. Yeah between umm... 
[''Short pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Probably but uhhh... I mean, even though I'm... even though I- even though I feel, I mean I feel more, um... Well i guess but In the end I'd still, uhhh... 
[''Pause, momentary noise, then another pause''] 
'''Chris:''' I'd say I guess to that question. But you know I would be- I'm encouraging straight love between uh, straight couples. Men and women. I mean I encourage that more. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uhh. Pretty much but it's like you know, between lesbians, it's like, hmm, partial courage. But then it's- but then again, but then between guys instead I would definitely 100% discourage. In my Humble opinion. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' And all, huh. Yeah Ok. But uh also I mean I'm uh, also, I've uh talked to others before with uh, Sarah, my uh s- s- [[PandaHalo|Sarah my girlfriend]]. I can not be willing to do a threesome with uh two women, but defina- but definitely never with two guys. 
'''Chick:''' Huh, that- that- Yeah I think I get that, you know I mean womens bodies is just a bit uh better, wouldn't you agree. 
'''Chris:''' Uhh, I'm sorry what was the adjective you just used? 
'''Chick:''' I said they look a bit better. Wo- womens, Womens' women's bodies look... Let me do this again. Women's bodies look a bit better. 
'''Chris:''' Yes, Yes they are- yes they're they're more beautf- they're more beautiful. They're like, they're really- they're truly like works of art in their own way- just like yeah you know, just like you know the statues that uh, were in past times. 
'''Chick:''' Hmm. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uhhhh. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Ummm. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uhh you know you sent me- you sent me a picture on playstation network Julie, and I'll take it into consideration but let me ask, uh... An ''incest?'' 
'''Chick:''' Whatumean? 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' What? 
'''Chick:''' Incest... Yeah incests. 
'''Chris:''' Eh, yeah sure. Send me a picture and I'll skype later, Julie. But yeah uh what's a- What is an incest? I mean I've heard that word, I've never really understood it. 
'''Chick:''' She posted it right on the left. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Oh as in- Oh as in sex between bro... siblings. Oh. 
'''Chick:''' Yeah. Right. Brother-Sister, Sister-sister. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah... Um, yeah I would definitely discourage that. Because you know, that a- that's another- that's another- that's another thing-that's another-that's another...bad- that's another bad way to go. 
'''Chick:''' Huh. 
'''Chris:''' Plus also- plus also, uh, you all know the story of [[Anne Boleyn]] and I believe I mentioned- believe it- believe I mentioned before that it was spread around that my ancestor, was Ann- my ancestor, in an aunt sort of sense was Anne Boleyn 
'''Chick:''' Mmm Hmm? 
'''Chris:''' So I'm a possible full decedent would be Mary Boylen. 
'''Chick:''' Mmm. 
'''Chris:''' But yeah it's like you know I'm trying to find the missing link between Mary, and the first earl of court named Richard Weston. I- I've looked it up on [[Chris and Wikipedia|Wikipedia]]. 
[Brief Pause] 
'''Chris:''' But Uh, but yeah but anyway getting back to the uh Anne Boylen thing, I saw the movie "The Other Boylen Girl" 
'''Chick:''' Mmm Hmm? 
'''Chris:''' And then I- and then I- and then I saw the part where uh, you know it's like- you know Anne lost- lost a child in her uh, while she slept and then uh, yeah that just, that basically happened right there and there was like you know she tried to get pregnant form the uh, from her brother, George I belive his name was. 
'''Chick:''' Mmm Hmm? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, like you know, it just didn't happen, i know- I know that for sure but like you know the first earl was like yeah... don't do that. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' eh, it just depends on my inspiration but like you know, with the [[stress]] lately it's kind of hard to uh get inspired. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' [''Sigh''] Yeah, but it's like you know- most of the process of removing myself from the comic and that's pretty much linking it to my real life there. 
'''Chick:''' Mmm Hmm? 
'''Chris:''' So if that's the best link to your real life, it's kind of hard to, uh, keep it up to date there. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I'm removing myself at the end- at the end of the second eh, I'm taking myself out at the number two comic. Eh, yeah sure Julie, send me through Skype. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Since you have the window open. Ahh. Alright so, to answer the question, sex between sisters, uh... 
'''Chick:''' Mmm hmm? Uhh? 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' (inaudible) 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Ummmmmm... 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' I mean it's not like they're gonna reproduce. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Chick:''' So... There's no messed up stuff there. 
'''Chris:''' Yeaaah... Uhhh... I dunno. I guess between sisters... [[Fail|I guess that's Ok]]. I mean I'm not saying for certain. 
'''Chick:''' Uhh Huh. 
'''Chris:''' I'm not saying for certain. But like, you know, it's possibly OK. But I'm not saying for certain. 
'''Chick:''' Hmm 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' It's uh, black, by the way. 
'''Chris:''' I see 
'''Chick:''' It's a pretty nice car. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' Okay. Comeon. 
[''Pause. Broken for a moment when Chris Sighs, then continued silence.''] 
'''Chick:''' Hmm. You know. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' I mean it runs about the same way, you know. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' I'll- 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' Ah, I dunno. But here's the thing. We'll get them. Ford's gonna come through. I mean we get the fiesta from Mexcio, 20-10. I mean you guys will finally get the European Ford focus, which is a way better looking car. I'd still invite him. Oh the ta-ta. The uh, ta-ta nano. That uses the Air Compressor. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' I have my limo though. My family has always had limos or alpines. 
[''Background noise, then pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Dun kadun kadun kadun. 
'''Chick:''' So I'm curious, I hear a TV in the background, what are you watching by any chance? 
'''Chris:''' No actually you're listening to- I turned down, I turned down my radio, listening to 95.1 Rock, with John Tesh on the nightly run. 
'''Chick:''' Oh, yeah. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' I myself am in uh Louisville Kentucky. 
'''Dude:''' Me too. 
'''Chris:''' I once- I once knew- I once knew an uncle Screwy-Louie who lived in Louisville. 
'''Chick:''' Oh 
'''Chris:''' That's a little [[Fail|pun-joke I made up]]. 
'''Chick:''' [''Forced laughter''] 
[''Typing. It's really, really loud''] 
'''Chick:''' Oh, that's cool, you should, come visit me, you know. We could take my little hatchback, my little half-hatch and have fun. Yeah. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' [''apparently farts''] Ahh. scuse me. 
'''Chick:''' What kinda weather have there right now, we have a big snowstorm... (inaudible) 
'''Chris:''' We- we- We just have- we just have a little bit of snow and ice over here in Virgina. 
'''Chick:''' Alright, yeah. We got hit pretty hard here. Thankfully I didn't, but others did. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. That's basically I- basically the worst I had to deal with was just slipperiness. Eh 
[''Pause, Intermittent background noise''] 
'''Chick:''' [Laughter] 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' Well, wait, what the very first snow is? 
'''Chick:''' Well they have like, uhh.. Ok I got a joke for you. I have a joke for you. How do you get 3 Canadians out of a pool? 
'''Chris:''' 3 Canadians out of a pole? 
'''Chick:''' Out of a pool. A swimming pool 
'''Chris:''' Oh, pool. 
'''Chick:''' Mmm-Hmmm 
'''Chick:''' I dunno 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' A ladder? 
'''Chick:''' No. "OK everybody out of the pool." [''Stifled laughter''] Cuz they're so polite. 
'''Chris:''' Ahaa! 
'''Chick:''' Cuz they're so polite. Cuz they're so, yeah, Cuz they're so polite they're just like "Oh Ok." 
'''Chris:''' -Play hockey. Huh. Yeah I get it. 
'''Chick:''' I have a cousin in Qubec. You get to make fun of, of the other people. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' Oh ok. I shall look at whatever this is. 
'''Chris:''' It's her character. That she made 
'''Chick:''' Oh. Ooooh!(inaudible) her character. I like it. [''Brief Pause''] I need to get back to France sometime in the future. I wanna go see a lot of concerts. Lot of people- lot of the bands I like don't come to America much, if at all. I really wanna see Weasle. Or maybe Sialia they're from Belgium. Or sisters of mercy, one of the many many summer concerts they always play. [''brief pause.''] Have you ever been to a concert, Chris? 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' You still there? 
'''Chris:''' I'm still here. 
'''Chick:''' So have you ever been to any concerts in your life? Ever? 
'''Chris:''' Concerts. [[Lie|I've been to a few but I can't remember.]] 
'''Chick:''' Huhh. Yeah that's, uhhh... Give me a few mintues I'll show you some footage from the last one. You guys keep talking about video games and stuff. If you can. 
'''Chris:''' Whatever comes to mind. 
[''Pause, loud noises, then silence.''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I hear that, but if they're serious they would [[Miyamoto Saga|vouch for your trip in the first place, advance you the money]]. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yes. I see. And plus, also, pretty much the lack of advanced money there... pretty much convinced my parents disbelief in [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Mr. Miyamoto]] and all that that happened there. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' I didn't even have the money in the first place 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' My [[Chris and money|credit card was pretty much maxed]]. 
'''Chick:''' Oooh. Ouch. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Ehhh. Greater than that. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Great 
'''Chick:''' Ehhh. Problems, you know. But it's fine, I think. What about our new [[Barack Obama|president]]? 
'''Chris:''' You know I actually saw both A&E- A&E Biographies, I downloaded both from the Playstation Network between the McCain and Obama. Pretty much, like you know, the comic, the [[Barack Obama#White House gag|one page comic joke]] came up before I ever saw the documentaries. So it's like you know, I saw documentaries, and I end up seeing more of myself in Obama than in McCain. Like, I mean, who would you vote for, the one you saw more of yourself in as an outcast and all that, or the war hero. 
'''Chick:''' Hmm. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Why? 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Ohhhhh. Really, huh. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Well it's like you know, let em le-let em learn bo- let em learn both ways and let them figure out which one is more accurate to them individually. That's the way I feel about it. I mean it's like, all the stories, and then- and then you figure out in your own humble opinion which is more believable to you in your humble opinion, you just follow that basically. I mean before I went to any church I learned both evolution and creation. And it's like you know, I can go either way, but it's like basically I took a test in US Government in high school I learned I was a moderate. 
'''Chick:''' Ohh. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' That's- that's- that's pretty much true right there, you mean, yeah, the Dinosaur days could have been a whole day for God there. And then uh, the. Whatever killed the dinosaurs was the beginning or the end of that day. 
'''Chick:''' Hmm. Speaking of the end: Mayan calender. December 21st 2012. What do you think about that? 
'''Chris:''' December... 
'''Chick:''' 21st. 2012. 
'''Chris:''' December 21st 2012? 
'''Chick:''' Wi. Mayan Calendar. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chick:''' -see, then it starts again but the caveat is it's the start of a new world which means the old world, the one that we're in now, gets destroyed. 
'''Chris:''' [''Sigh''] I'd better not think about- I'd rather not think about the bad news. It's just it... Yeah, it's still bad news and it depresses me. 
'''Chick:''' Well I'll fix that right now. Just give me a second to check this out... Ends here 2006 (???) There's uhh... (Inaudible) you've ever been to. I knew a Bob and Geraldo he's kind of a cool guy. Hangs out in Germany a bit more than France, but uh yeah I was lucky to see him in Seattle. I was on business, before I decided to kinda settle here. 
'''Chris:''' Yeahh... I well I appreciate that but you don't have to make any effort for me to feel better, I mean, just give me some time without any bad news and I'll eventually feel better. 
'''Chick:''' Alright, fair enough. 
'''Chris:''' That's something to think about. 
'''Chick:''' Well hey. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I checked- [''brief pause''] Yeah actually I checked it recently and that top, that top that top piece of information that was on top of the page said it was going away, went away. So they pretty much just introduced stuff and they pretty much just extended it's life. I'm not going to believe it, you know even though it's advertisements saying it's gonna go away I can't believe it until it's actually gone. You know like that guy who couldn't believe in Jesus until, like you know, he could actually see and touch Jesus. 
'''Chick:''' Hmmm. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' The-uh, the administrators behind the ED page want to get rid of it. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' [''Sigh''] Hope so. I'm just, you know, sick of it being there. It was pretty much one of the things that also made my motto question my person and incentives and all that. It- 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' I did not send them anything like that. That was a troll, who went under my screen, that hacked into- that was [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] who hacked into my AOL address and spammed the uh, quote-unquote “confession” which was a huge lie. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah. Anyways it was Clyde. That '''joike'''. 
'''Chick:''' Hmmm. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' [''Sighs very loudly'']. 
[''Pause, intermittent background noise.''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah it was a quote new Brian from an episode [[Family Guy]]. Inspiration does not have a schedule so it's like you know. One day you can be inspired to do something and the next day something bad happens and you're like drained from days to weeks to months. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah I tried but then more bad stuff happens and it just dragged down further. Especially my father, causing an argument when I'm trapped with him in the car. 
'''Chick:''' Hmmm. 
'''Chris:''' [''Sigh'']. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' I uh- I tried to- I tried to ignore him, but still, eventually he will cross the line and hit a nerve. 
'''Chick:''' Uh oh. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, like, recently when I blocked him out so much he eventually gave me the finger and I was like [''Ear rapingly high voice''] “Did you just give me the finger?!” 
'''Chick:''' [''Forced laughter''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I did the headphone thing as well, I mean I'd turn on whatever I had saved on my PSP in the line of like a television show or a movie I've downloaded or have copied to the memory stick. 
[''Pause, intermittent background noise''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. And Uh, Julie, I know I could take him on he's freggin 81. But it's like, you know he's my father and I have to respect him. I mean I don't have to love him but I have to respect him. Yeah. [''Yawn''] Lot of life factors that can bring you up or take you down. 
'''Chick:''' Yeah... Hey Chris. Have you ever thought, like, just randomly, what it would be like if you were a cyborg? You know, half man, half machine? 
'''Chris:''' Uhhh. Yeah that doesn't happen but a bunch of time, I often will randomly [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|ponder what my life would be like if I was actually born a woman]]. 
'''Chick:''' [''Surprised.''] Oh really? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... I dunno, but, you know, I mean I would theoretically say it could be better than my life now. 
'''Chick:''' Alright. 
'''Chris:''' But- well I dunno. I mean uh, I can't think of any- I can't think of them right now. But eventually then-but eventually- but eventually in the end I realize eh, I can't change it at this point. God gave me [[Duck|the package]] and I signed for it. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, probably from an episode of Family Guy. Stewie said it. Yeah the uh- [''brief pause''] Yeah the episode I'm talking about is the one where Stewie had his female babysitter he fell in love with, then he like, put the baby bottle in his diaper and then [''Terrible Stewie Impression''] “Oh this is just my package. God delivered it I signed for it.” [''brief pause''] But you know, family guy I'm most fond of [[Meg Griffin|Megan Marie Griffin]]. I mean it's just too bad that she gets the bad end of the deal. She deserves a lot better. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I know, “Road to Germany”. Yeah. Yeah. [''High, whiny voice''] “Can I use your restaurant? I've taken a whole bunch of stool softener and now I've really gotta go.” [''Some other voice''] “Oh yeah sure, Martin just go upstairs to the bathroom.” [''Third voice''] “I'll be out in a minute! “I'll be right out!” “She said she'll be out in a minute!” “Giggidy giggidy goo!” 
'''Chick:''' Oh, so Cogs had a suggestion... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I know, I read it. I'm definitely not doing that. I'm not doing that. I mean uh, you know... Yeah I'm definitely not doing that. Yeah. I think he's like refereeing for that such, that the- kind of over the counter drug that gives you like bigger.. like bigger man boobs, and shrivels up the uhhh... '''dick'''. 
'''Chick:''' Attack of the killer Moobs! 
'''Chris:''' Oh boy. I mean, hey, you know, any man who's dumb enough to take hormones may as just go ahead pay up thousands of dollars for a sex change. In that episode where they showed Mr. Garrison actually having that surgery that just turned me off. 
'''Chick:''' Yeah but you... Gonna be a woman might as well use those god-given ovaries, right? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. [''Brief pause.''] I mean, I may as well go ahead and say it, because it's a fact that's been on my mind for long time I mean. I'd sooner have a sex change before I would ever turn into a homo. 
'''Chick:''' hmm... 
'''Chris:''' But uh yes Julie, what is, what you got, what you want to say there? 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' [''Sigh.''] Yeah, but I'd rather not. Besides, I really should go get something to eat cuz I fell asleep at the 9:00 Hour and I just woke up during the 3:00 hour. 
'''Chick:''' Huhh 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, another time perhaps. Yep. Well whatever, if you want to send me an invite- if you want to send me... wait. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Uhhh. Julie I'll give you permission to share that. Among the, uh, among these fans here. 
'''Chick:''' Huh? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah cuz she was talking to me on a skype window as well. 
[''Pause''] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah but also, I mean yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Even though those people be born- can be born that way, some people can be changed. I mean, that's what I heard, and uh, you know, I'm definitely not going to change. If anything I'm definitely born straight, you know, you hear on like Gamily Guy you know for gals it's a choice. For women it's a choice. 
'''Chick:''' I'll take a guess. (???) 
'''Chris:''' Being a homo. Alright. I'm straight so I will not be changed. Alright so anyway I'm gonna get something to eat so I'll come back later. Ya'll take care. 
[''Chris signs off, trolls converse among selves.'']

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2010-03-29T19:08:16Z

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2010-03-29T16:47:00Z

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Mumble 7

2010-03-29T16:44:45Z

Blunderscore: Alright, okay, I give up. My apologies, folks.

'''Mumble 7''' is the seventh of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 13th February 2009. Appears to be the genesis for the videos [[fail|proving]] Chris' [[I AM STRONG|strength]] and [[Obesity|fighting]] [[Challenge For Clyde|skill]], though these would not materialise for several months.

==Summary==

* A fan talks to Chris about putting naked posters of girls and pictures of men up in his room up to find out if his friend was a [[homo]] as Chris suggested. He tells Chris that his girlfriend dumped him over the posters and his friend ignored all of them. Chris sees nothing wrong with his advice until Julie tells him that she wouldn't like that. Chris recommends sending an anonymous letter explaining the situation and utterly fails to apologise or show concern.
* Fans point out that Chris shouldn't have to show and prove that he is straight.
* Chris cuts a fan off to let Julie ask a question involving [[pedofork|shota]].
* Fans ask Chris to turn his radio down.
* Chris uses Wal-Mart printer paper & RSVP ballpoint pen to draw, and a 50-pack of Crayola markers to colour. Refuses to use colour pencils or Photoshop to colour, saying he prefers the markers.
* Chris talks about Omicron's redone version of [[Sonichu]], accusing him of plagiarism. Says that the difference between what Omicron is doing and what he is doing is that Sonichu is his. Agrees to let Omicron continue if he credits Chris with the copyright.
* '''Julie is convincing Chris to make videos proving to Clyde how strong he is.''' Chris feels that the [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|dildo breaking video]] proved this. Fans say that Chris' dildo comes apart naturally for cleaning.
* '''A fan recommends making a video showing off his fighting moves to scare Clyde.'''.
* Chris is asked why he would use a dildo in proving that he is straight. Chris says that he is straight for crushing it, fans call him a [[homo]] for keeping it.
* Chris [[lie|denies]] [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|using the dildo]], and claims that it's now broken. Fan says it could easily be reassembled. Chris is adamant that it was glued and that it took a lot of strength to pull it apart.
* When asked by Julie, '''Chris admits using super-shears from Cutco to break the dildo glue, claiming to use a lot of strength in the process'''.
* Fans discuss [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]]. Chris insists that it was drawn in protest of [[ED]]. He says it was anonymous, as [[fail|most women have long brown hair and her eyes were censored]].
* Insists that [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:AngelicainGod%27sEyes.JPG the Rule 34 of Angelica Rosechu] is masturbating and enjoying it, and is using her hand to do it.
* Chris thinks Billy Mays is on Home Improvement.
* Chris isn't doing anything on Valentine's Day, as Julie is not there yet.
* Chris discusses the the No-Redheads policy in his [[Love Quest]]. Says that redheads don't attract him unless they are not natural redheads. No piercings or tattoos allowed.
* Chris is OK with blue hair.
* Does a terrible Marge Simpson impersonation.
* Chris impersonates Comic Book Guy and Donald Duck.
* A fan presents the possibility that AIDS was sent by God to kill the [[homos]].
* [[Chris and Religion|Premarital sex being forbidden in Christianity]] is discussed. Chris fumbles for an explanation.
* '''A fan pretending to be black says he believes the government made AIDS to get rid of black people. Chris says that that's the kind of thing a black guy would say'''.
* Premarital sex comes up again. Chris compares it to using porn to practise and learn skills for later.
* The fake black fan calls Chris on his comment from earlier about black guys and AIDS. He makes the excuse that someone else said it first.
* Questions on Sonichu start. Sonichu doesn't wear clothes because it's a comic. Chris isn't sure how [[Blake]] sounds. He might sound black, he might sound like Shadow the Hedgehog.
* The fake black fan asks why the bad guy has to be black, also mentioning [[Silvana]]. Chris says that he doesn't have to be.
* Chris gets annoyed about the pronunciation of [[Rosechu]] as popularised by the Old Narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].
* '''Chris doesn't disagree that the [[Audiobooks]] made Sonichu more popular that he ever did'''.
* He doesn't mind [[Fan:Index|fan-fics]] that don't portray Sonichu in a bad light.
* The audio goes low in the main chat and a fan has a private, unrelated conversation for a few minutes.
* Audio comes back as Chris is admitting that the [[B-Manajerk]] was black in real life.
* Chris doesn't watch the news, so doesn't have an opinion on [[Barack Obama|Obama]]. He voted for him because he saw a documentary where he saw more of himself in Obama, namely that he was an outcast at one point.
* A fan says that you should vote based on politics, not personality. Chris says that he is a moderate.
* Chris doesn't know what the financial bailout is. He says that he drew the [[Sonichu 8#The Elevator Gags| racist picture]] of Obama based on his father's joke, before he saw the documentaries that made him vote.
* Chris will not agree or disagree with interracial dating/marriage. He would want a white woman, but he would be [[gal pals|friends]] with others.
* He'd marry an Asian.
* It's not yet known if Silvana will be a good guy or if she will be lose her [[pickle|dick]].
* '''Chris doesn't know what he wanted to be when he was younger, he's just making it up as he goes along'''.
* '''Chris is keeping the name changes in the comics for legal reasons'''.
* A fan suggests Slaweel cursing Rosechu to have a dick. Chris gets upset before saying that he'll think about it. The fans think it's a great idea. One considers a talking penis for Rosechu. Chris says it's a stupid idea.
* Another fan asks about Chris being sacked from Wendy's. He denies scaring the child with his Donald Duck impersonation, saying that he didn't make him cry.
* Chris might release his DVD one day.
* A fan says that Chris has influenced underground rappers such as Immortal Technique, who has sampled him.
* Chris takes requests. Impersonates MC Hammer, Dr Nick Riviera, Peter from [[Family Guy]], Mario and Sonic, butchering them all and tainting our childhood memories.
* More Sonichu questions. '''Chris won't upload [[Zapina]] [[Rule 34]] because she is underage and Chris is worried about legal ramifications'''. When he was reassured that this would be legal, he said he would consider it. He will also consider Sonichu-Rosechu anal sex. Rosechu would not clean the [[pickle]] with her mouth, she would clean it off with a washcloth. He would not sell the the washcloth on EBay.
* Chris calls a stop to the potty humour displayed throughout the Sonichu questions.
* '''Chris denies that [[Yawning Squirtle]] is a character'''.
* Fans ask for a joke. He recites a dreadful rhyme about Videogame consoles. He then tells his awful [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]].
* Fans start to tell racist jokes about [[niggos|black people]] and Mexicans. Chris calls for a stop to this.
* A fan says that his friend [[mass debating|masturbated]] to the [[rule 34|adult section of Sonichu]] and is now worried that his friend is a [[homo]], as they were drawn by a man. '''Chris says that this is what he intended it for''', and they are drawings of women, so his friend is straight. He doesn't masturbate to his own drawings.
* Chris reassures a fan that [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] in the same room as another man isn't gay as long as both men are thinking of women, but he would not do this.
* Chris offers no comment as to what constitutes adultery.
* Chris says that he is patriotic. He manages to mangle the three lines of the National Anthem that he knows. He then tells a 'patriotic' joke that is insensitive to Mexicans. [[Chris and Hypocrisy| the fans call him on his "no more racist jokes" statement from earlier]].
* Chris does a poor impersonation of Mr T.
* Chris says that if you are married, sleeping with someone else isn't cheating if you have consent from your spouse.
* Chris gives more advice on [[homos]] and recommends Axe body spray for attracting girls.
* Chris has not met any celebrities, only local DJs.
* Does impersonations of Homer Simpson and Bender. The two sound identical.
* Chris gives dating advice: Stay calm, polite, friendly and don't let your nerves get the best of you. Say "Hello, how are you" and talk about yourself. '''[[Barbara|His mom]] told him that standing around with a sign makes him look retarded. A female fan cracks up laughing and can't stop'''.
* "Those who can't, teach"
* Chris says he has never even been on a date. Rejects dating suggestions from fans.
* '''Chris was close with Sarah "[[PandaHalo]]" McKenzie, but hasn't heard from her in over two weeks. He heard about the fires and doesn't know if she's still alive. When a fan adds that 108 people were killed in the fires, Chris responds to the entire ordeal with [[Chris and death|"It's OK though, at least I have a good woman who's willing to be by my side at this point"]]'''.
* When pushed, he says he feels remorse for the the victims of the fires and is concerned that [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Panda]] is dead.
* He asserts that he didn't abandon Sarah for [[Julie]].
* '''A fan says that if [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] isn't alive, Chris should take solace that her perfectly barbecued remains fed the survivors. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|SHUT UP!!!]]'''
* Chris says that he cares about Sarah and Julie equally and wouldn't dump Julie as a friend. A fan asks what he will do to the survivors who ate Sarah. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|"SHUT UP!!!"]] and demands that he be booted.
* Fans reassure Chris that Sarah is probably OK.
* Chris does abominable impersonations of Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks and Hank Hill. '''He sings "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggos|Niggas]] Over There"'''. He also impersonates Meowth and sings the Team Rocket song.
* [[Clyde]] enters. Chris refuses to answer questions and leaves.

==Transcript==
'''Guy:''' Chris! 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all! (echoes) 
'''Guy:''' I'll be damned. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hey Chris. 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all. 
'''Fan:''' Uh, Chris--[gets cut off by another guy] 
'''Chris:''' Uh you know, can't com-- it's uh, can't complain. 
'''Other Guy:''' How's construction of the site? 
'''Fan:''' it is so Chris 
'''Chris:''' Yeah? 
'''Fan:''' Well I...I need to ask you something. 
'''Chris:''' Yup? 
'''Fan:''' Uh.. I put those posters, of the... Playboy and everything in my room, and uh, one of my girlfriends saw it, and she got mad at me for looking at other w--... other girls, and she broke up with me. 
'''Chris:''' Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. It could-- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, she called me a pervert. I-I don't understand this. 
'''Chris:''' Did you... did you ex-- did you try to explain to her about situation between you and that guy? 
'''Fan:''' I... I did, and I don't think she understood. 
'''Chris:''' Hmmm... well, you should try, you should, uh, s--... try, uh, you should try wr--, you should tr--, uh, do you know her email address? 
(pause) 
'''Chris:''' So, uh-- 
'''Fan:''' A-also, wait... also, uh, the friend, I was talking about, he, uh, lives with us, and [typing noises] he, uh, he went into my room, and didn't even notice the posters. He just s-sat in the middle, and he didn't s...see any uh, part of the room. 
'''Chris:''' Huh. Hmm. 
'''Fan:''' So, uh... so, yeah, I don't know. I mean, my girlfriend broke up with me, called me a pervert, said that I shouldn't be looking at other girls, I mean... I don't know what to do now. 
'''Chris:''' Well listen, uh, answer my question, do you have her email address? 
'''Fan:''' Umm... yeah, but she won't... she won't answer me anymore. 
'''Chris:''' Hm... ok, hmm. Here's what you can do, uh... Do you know your girlfriend's... any of your girlfriend's gal-pals? 
'''Fan:''' No. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm... well, you should try to.. like wr-- you should write out... hmm... hmm... here's an idea. S-- Write a letter to her and send it via smail mai--, via snail mail, but don't write the return address. On it. 
'''Fan:''' What should I write? 
'''Chris:''' Just like, you know, like, they, you know, this is... you know, this is... you, uh, you put your name there, and you, it's, and then you would basically explain the situation between you and that guy, and that's why you had the posters up, well that's why you put the posters up. 
'''Fan:''' I don't understand what was the point of the posters in the first place? 
'''Chris:''' (sighs) it's... (sighs) if he looks at... if he, if he is very interested, if he is, if he was straight, he would uh, look at the women. Very much. 
'''Fan:''' But he didn't even notice them. He didn't notice any of the posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, I guess he is a homo. 
'''Fan:''' W...well, um, he wasn't looking at anything, not even the guy posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Hmm... He's not blind, surely. 
'''Fan:''' So, like, what is he, is he like, uh...I don't know. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I don't know either, man. But, you know at the moment I would suggest you, uh, write t-- write the letter to your girlfriend, send the mail, don't write your return address on the envelope, and, uh, mail it to her. 
'''Fan:''' Also my mom saw the posters and she got offended, she's like really really just in- she said that uh, lust is a sin or some shit. Oh, like she said, she's like all against the, you know, Playboy in my room. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, apparently your mom hasn't been [beeps] didn't have that open minded that time. So, give her time to recover, she'll uh, she might, she might open up. 
'''Fan:'''Yeah, I don't think that was a good idea though, I mean, why did you suggest it? 
'''Chris:''' I was trying to see if he, I was trying to s--help you figure out if your uh, if your friend was a homo or not. 
'''Fan:''' I know, but, uh, do you have Playboy posters in your room? 
'''Chris:''' [can't make out] I'm very forward. 
'''Chris:''' I have uh, poster of some, of uh, I have a poster in my room of uh, some uh, naked girls I got from adamandeve.com as a bonus. 
'''Fan:''' Then, nobody says anything about it? 
'''Chris:''' [clears throat] Well, I didn't really have too many oppor--, too many people in my room. So, it's kind of like in a hard to notice place. 
'''Fan:''' Um, wondering, um, If you showed anyone, wouldn't they be offended? 
'''Chris:''' Maybe, maybe not, it just depends on their point of view. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I wouldn't want the same thing that happened to me to happen to you. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I hear you there. Uh, just to so just sound clear... Julie? 
'''Julie:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' Julie, are you there? 
'''Julie:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Ok, uh, would you be offended if you saw such a poster in my room? 
'''Julie:''' [''breaks up''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh, What will, what was that? 
'''Julie''' Yes I would, kind of. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Well that's no problem, I can take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about, I mean... 
'''Chris:''' That's why I asked Julie right now, because I respect her. So, because she said that she would, I will take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Well, I've been thinking, um... 
'''Julie:''' Do you have... [can't make out] Chris, I don't think you should look at other woman.[sic] In my opinion. 
'''Chris:''' I see, Julie. Well that's fine. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah.. 
'''Chris:''' I...I respect that. 
'''Fan:''' She might get jealous, I mean, that's what happened to my...my girlfriend. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's fine Julie, I respect you, I respect that. Just-- 
'''Julie:''' Hey guys, do you have a question? If he's done? Uh-- 
'''Fan:''' Oh, uh, one more thing, um, I've been thinking, uh, I don't really think you need, you know, posters and stuff like, to prove you're straight, I mean, if you're straight, that's all there is to it, am I right? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' I think you're right. 
'''Fan:''' I.. .I mean, you shouldn't have to prove that you're straight. 
'''Julie:''' You're right. 
'''Other Guy:''' [line breaks temporarily] --You should not have to reassure us, though. You should just be knowing it, and nothing that anybody says, you get very, uh... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's ve--ah--very--but you see, I have like, I have that [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] in my room, it's just, so that I can, uh, for in case I have any--for in case I have any random thoughts, on account really, to tempt me. 
''[unintelligible mix of chatter from most participants trying to get their word in]'' 
'''Other Guy:''' I--I mean, even if they're random thoughts, even if they're random thoughts, if you know you're ''positive'' about it, you shouldn't have to look at anything to make sure. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Fan:''' Chris, usually. 
'''Guy:''' Okay. Uh, moving on from all this homosexuality, uh, I have one question, uh, --[gets cut off by Chris in the background]-- ...never mind, [fat douchebag?] 
'''Chris:''' Hey, ah, let Julie ask a question, let Julie ask her question. 
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, I was watching you on the Internet yesterday and, what's a shotacon?[slightly cutoff] 
'''Chris:''' ...I'm sorry, uh-y, I'm sorry, you got cut off, what was that? 
'''Julie:''' What's a sho--[cuts off again]-- 
'''Chris:''' ...What's a...''short''? 
'''Julie:''' Shot--[cuts off third time, pretty obvious she's saying ''shota'']-- 
'''Fan:''' Dude, shota. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, shota. 
'''Chris:''' Ssshhhh...shota? 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, S-H-O-A-T-A [sic]. 
'''Fan:''' Oh, it's a word he found online. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, [baby?], yeah. 
'''Chris:''' I never heard of that word. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hmm. 
'''Chris:''' I dunno, if you want to look it up, you can probably find out on an online dictionary... 
(pause, and a weary sigh [''not from Chris'']) 
'''Chris:''' I'll--I'll take a look. Hang on. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, I know some Japanese and I think I've heard that somewhere, like in a magazine or something. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, it's some of that Japanese shit. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Probably is. Three moments, I'll look it up. 
'''Julie:''' Okay! 
(pause, Chris' radio is audible) 
'''Chris:''' ...Whoops, that was the wrong one. The wrong bookmark. 
'''Fan:''' S-H-O-T-A. 
'''Chris:''' I know, I just get the wrong bookmark for...place I wi--for like...dictionary-type website that I have. 
(pause, Chris' keyboard taps are audible) 
'''Guy:''' Uhhh...Chris? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' Ok, now that Julie's done with her question, I also had one. 
'''Fan:''' He has to find what that means first. 
'''Guy:''' Oh, ''I'm sorry''. 
'''Chris:''' Shit, ah shit, I've just found it on Wikipedia. It's, uh, it's a ma--it's a Japanese name. It's a name of a person. In Japan. 
'''Guy:''' Really. 
'''Chris:''' It's a Japanese name. 

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== April is Autism Awareness Month ==

Is there any chance our friendly CWCki admins could make mention of this?--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 07:28, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

== So Chris has discovered the CWCki (finally) ==

As you can guess, he'll have to pry those pages from my COLD, DEAD HANDS before I consider deleting them. It's not surprising that Chris is targeting those particular pages, though maybe he's being pragmatic in that he knows he won't get the entire thing taken down.

<strike>Expect a video statement from me defending the CWCki and our refusal to comply</strike>. Much is at stake here, people, we shall not submit to Chris. CWCki policy refuses to censor itself (the only exception when there is a clear threat of direct harm as a result of something on the CWCki) and we shall not cave in to Chris's demands.

This is our hour, guys. Chris has discovered the fruits of our labor and we shall not go down without a fight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:20, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive! Today, we celebrate our CWCkindependance Day! --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:40, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*On second thought, I changed my mind about a video. As per [[CWCki:NOTED|"CWCki is not ED"]], we're not so much mocking Chris but trying to explain him. While a CWCki saga would be interesting, I'd rather risk possible "lulz" than CWCki's reputation as a (mostly) reliable and open source of Chris related information. In other words, let's not feed into Chris's ego at the moment by not responding in the positive or affirmative to his threat. If he does respond in some way, well, we're take it from there.
:If one thing comes out of this, I really want to hear what Chris's opinion of the CWCki is. I wonder how far he's looked into the articles and I'm guessing if he's only seen the articles of people personally connected to him, he hasn't delved far. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Guys, I totally know how this will all go down. He's going to send some complaints, which won't work. Then he will register one or more accounts on this wiki and start editing, but of course with his edits we can all determine who he will be. Finally, he will include this website in a future installment of Sonichu, probably using a retarded plot like the survivors of the 4-Cent Garbage building assault have formed a remnant organization called CWCki to use as a hideout, and he and all the mary-sues will come destroy the trolls once and for all. Chris will give himself new powers, Heather Dalley (or the Wallflower) will be gruesomely killed off and mourned for exactly ONE panel, CWCki will fall and Chris will have certain users horribly executed and claim moral victory for himself. After all this, nothing will have changed. --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 09:20, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Didn't Chris already ramble previously about how trolls are good because most of the trolls are just documenting his life and acting like the paparazzi or something? Oh, wait, we hit the limit of his attention span. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:42, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*We need to find that exact quote, because at exactly midnight on 12 March 2010, that's gonna be the featured quote :3. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**It's in [[C.W.C._-_Thank_You_:)]]. Here's a go at it with the relevant portion, let me know what you think: --[[User:Executor32|Executor32]] 14:55, 11 March 2010 (UTC){{quote|It is good to have my own [[Trolls|trolls]]. They may try, and sometimes succeed, in getting true, hard, [[Honest_Content|honest]] information from one, and they may later [[Chris_and_hypocrisy|twist the truth]] for their evil purposes. Just like the paparazzi. And, yet, they still, document the truth. And that text, audio, photographic, video, etc., type of information, is what separates the [[Ian_Brandon_Anderson|impostors]] from the [[Sammy|real]], [[Asperchu|true]], [[CChanSonichuCWC|honest individual]]. |[[Chris]], on what we do here, 03 [[August 2009]].}}

I was thinking about fucking with him. Delete those pages a few seconds before the deadline and put them back up shortly after midnight. He already hates us, so why not goad him on by exploiting loopholes? Until he comic murders us, we're his main villains. P.S. I'm glad that we were the direct cause of Chris' misfortune and pain. I love seeing him hurt. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*What about "Booby-Trapping" pages? We could link the edit buttons of the said pages to hard-core gay porn. This should do the trick. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**If we do that, which might be a good idea to deter Chris from making edits, we'd need to have a legitimate (i.e. non gay porn) way to edit the pages, in case something needs to be added or changed on those pages. Maybe have a fake advert on the side that will link to the edit page instead. But something that wouldn't interest Chris, so he won't click on it. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 15:42, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***Chris used paper strips to hide a side of his computer monitor when he uploads on his shitty site CWCipedia so he won't see the porn. I have a better idea; what about a "Pop-Up" window covering the edit page of all the articles? You want to edit? You must close the Phalus-Enhanced window that had just popped on your screen. That would be quite a deterrent for Chris and a minor hassle for us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****And for those of us with a pop-up blocker, it won't be a problem at all. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:55, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****I support this. Having gay porn come up every time he tries edit warring would end this quickly. We can expect the CWCipedia forces surender within less than a week of the ads coming up. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:43, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*****CWCki is not here for trolling him. Except with the truth. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:35, 11 March 2010 (UTC){{quote|As per "CWCki is not ED", we're not so much mocking Chris but trying to explain him.|[[Cogsdev]], just a few paragraphs ago.}}
::::*I'm with cogs all the way on this one. We don't need to shit all over the CWCki in an attempt to piss Chris off. We exist. That's all we need to do.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:40, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Actually, I said that but Cogs would be flattered in either case :3. TK said it better than I ever could. For that reason, we shouldn't try to turn CWCki into a trolling weapon. Doing so would turn the CWCki into something it isn't, at least as I see it. Something might go down but the CWCki itself won't be involved, just the persons involved, per say. If CWCki is going to be involved, it will be what we've always done and as TK put, have always done - troll Chris with the truth. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:01, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::*You misunderstand. I support the gay porn links for use as a defense mechanism against Chris fucking with the pages. You know he will try with at least a few pages, and even if we don't go with that idea of gay porn links, I think we should do something to stop him fucking shit up. It shouldn't be harder to handle then any of the regular vandals here, but it'd be a good if we could somehow stop it happening in the first place. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Remember his edits to the ED page. He didn't do much except blank it a couple of times, and the CWCki is way too huge for him to significantly damage. He might even give us some gems, remember [[shecameforcwc.jpg]]? We might get something nice like that.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 21:39, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Any edits Chris attempts to make will be A) Pathetic B) Funny or C) Informative. Also, Chris never attempted to alter the Asperpedia to my knowledge, even though you don't need an account to do so. Either way, I don't think we need to take any precautionary steps. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:07, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::* Dont cave in to the basterds wills we shall stand as one--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:47, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::* As much as I would have loved stashing defensive porn everywhere, an "Open Door" policy will bring much more material to us. T K is right; looks like our "muse" will delivers us fresh material at our doorsteps this Friday. We better act nice... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 22:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Just leave him to it, document his edits and then revert them. Whatever ensues will be hilarious. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 23:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::** For added hilarity, may I suggest changing the article of the now to the [[Homos]] article? This may provoke Chris into making another attempt to "Sort out fact from fiction" at the best and make him rage at the least.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:14, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::**Worth a shot. I know its a gamble, but if theres anything we know about Chris, its that he hates da homos, and especially hates being called one. It'd probably get us quite a lot of information. We thought we pretty much had Chris and his ideas of reality all summed up, and then we discover he honestly believes cartoons are real. I remember thinking, 'How the fuck did we not know that by now?' So who knows? Maybe we could get something fresh out of his stance on homos yet. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:25, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::**He went back and forth constantly during the Asperpedia saga, what with curing them and blowing them up and appoligizing the very day afterwards. I doubt we'll get anything more interesting than him blanking the Homos article and leaving the line "I am STRAIGHT YOU GODDAMN HOMO TROLLS!" on that front. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:58, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::**You never know with Chris. Failing that, what about the article on [[Snorlax]]? We could always use more information on her. Or he'll just blank it and replace it with "LEAVE MY MOTHER ALONE" and then we'll put the rule 34 the drunk drawfag made of him and Snorlax on his userpage. It's a good day when the best case scenario is "Chris tells us more information" and the worst case scenario is "Chris becomes angry".--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:14, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

===Clarification===
Based on a post someone made on Krapple, I think I might need to clarify what I was saying.

There's two basic approaches to how we can react to Chris:
# we fight him
# we ignore him

Any plan more or less boils down to one of these two, as I see it. Let's say we decide to turn this into a struggle - then we're going to self consciously self censor ourselves, which is something I refuse to do (save for someone's personal well being is at stake, see [[Wallflower]]). In fact, I'm not a fan of some of the edits people have made before. I personally doubt that Chris will suddenly take credence of things said on the CWCki when they've been said before on ED, on the ED forum he supposedly reads, the numerous calls, e-mails, letters, etc. from white knights trying to tell him information, etc. It's implied in pretty much all the sweetheart articles that Chris's sweethearts are all trolls. Yet Chris ''still'' believes that these were all TRUE and HONEST women who were attracted to him and suddenly died for various reasons. Aside from documenting Chris, CWCki serves to dispel misconceptions about him and the trolls that surround him so we don't have faggots spouting the same memes over and over.

Okay, so we really don't need to self censor - there really doesn't seem to be anything indicative that Chris will take what we say with any more creedence than say, ED or any faggot who gets through to him. Chris bringing attention to CWCki makes us a very valuable target for white knights. No, not faggots who genuinely want to defend Chris, I'm talking about faggots who want to gain Chris's trust and will assume that Chris will see their CWCki edits and reward them handsomely so they can get their 15 minutes of e-fame. Vandals get shot down usually fast here on CWCki but it's a bit of a bitch still.

There's a reason why people trust CWCki over ED and other sources about Chris. It's not because we look legit or anything like that. It's because we have ways of doing things. Edits are not whims. I heard some EDiot make fun of us because we use "citation needed" because we're that serious. If you're going to make an outrageous claim about Chris or claim he said something, you better be prepared to say where and when. CWCki is serious business. Probably part of the reason is because we're mostly independent of trolling - this isn't PVCC where if you piss someone off, you're banned. We're not Krapple either. CWCki is generally free to do its own thing. People are allowed to express themselves freely.

So what does this mean? It means that CWCki should stay CWCki, not an elaborate trolling pawn. It is far better that we ignore Chris or at most stand our ground and remain a valuable, less biased, accurate source of information about Chris than to devote our time and energy into making the CWCki into an elaborate way of trolling Chris. I'd rather not see people censor themselves and go to great lengths just to troll Chris with CWCki when such efforts could be used more constructively.

Let's see how Chris responds. If he puts up a fight, then we might do something. If not, then we can carry on as business as usual. In fact, we should be trying for business as usual. March Mumble Madness is still on, and plenty of the [[:Category:Mumble chats|Mumble chats]] still need to be transcribed. Don't worry about Chris discovering shit, just focus on the stuff you'd do any day. You CWCki admins are what ultimately make the CWCki so great, and I personally admire the time and dedication many of you have put in.

In the event Chris and/or white knights vandalize CWCki, jerkops, in addition to myself, Cogs, and Clyde will be on high alert for the next week or so.

In many ways, we are trolling Chris by not giving into his ego - the problem sometimes with creating villains for Chris is that it feeds into his delusion that he's some sort of hero and that he must defeat his villains to achieve his ultimate prize. In short, preserving the CWCki as it is and maintaining its integrity is our number one priority. Anything else is secondary.

Good night, CWCki, and good luck. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:00, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
* Yeh, it seems to me the correct response to all this is as little response as possible. Personally, I reckon that anybody expecting some kind of apocalyptic confrontation is going to be sorely disappointed. I mean, practically speaking, what can Chris do? Rage and complain a bit, try to blank a few pages perhaps, maybe put a curse on cogsdev. Not much else. Then the laziness will kick in and he'll go find some other way of making an ass of himself. As for the notion that he might actually learn something from reading the CWCki...well, if there's anything I've learned from reading and contributing to this site, it's that Chris believes what Chris wants to believe. There's not a hell of a lot here that he wants to believe. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 18:48, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

* I do agree that the CWCki needs to stand up against the vile manchild, because as soon as he sees that the CWCki isn't going anywhere, you know he's going to go on a warpath like he did with his ED page, and the ED website. But on the other hand, actually doing something may spread more fuel on Chris's fire, and that's something no one wants. Chris will think that this is just like the ED page, and this is like an arch rival he has to overcome again. My advice(if anyone is interested), I wouldn't do anything to provoke Chris, and just be polite about it, and not get into trolling him, because that may make things worse, and I agree it would ruin the CWCkipedias reputation, and I respect the CWCki too much to see that happen. But knowing Chris, he will do anything to take down the CWCki, and he's going to do it any way he can, so, at that point we would need the cavalry to come in and do the trolling for the CWCki, and put Chris in his place as always. But overall, I don't think he can do much at all aside from more Jewtube videos and BAWWWWs on his own CWCipedia quotes. Sadly for Chris, the CWCki isn't going anywhere, and for Chris, that may be the biggest insult of all. - Chris Pickles

*Well, its after the deadline, and i'm not seeing any response from Chris. He must be taking his time. I'm going to bed now. Maybe when I come back something intresting would have happened. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:51, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
**He said Midnight Eastern Time, it's still 11 Eastern Time. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 03:55, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
**Plus, we don't know how long it will take him to realize that we aren't removing the articles. We can either post the "Chris, we have nothing to do with the loss of the Wallflower" note further down on this page or make [[Bob]], [[Snorlax]], [[Lies]], or [[Homos]] the AOTN so he may be inclined to "assist" in expanding those articles..--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:24, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
***It's 20 minutes past midnight, eastern time. Once again, Chris failed to keep a promise. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:21, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
***Chris seems to check in on the internet at least once per day--he did his like forty minutes before the deadline, so we'll probably get our reaction whenever he does his next sweep. Could be that he's gone to bed and will check when he wakes up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:27, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
== Posse commitatus ==

Any able bodied CWCki user who feels they can regularly monitor CWCki for recent changes in the next week or so, please contact me for a special assignment.

Current jerkops, please be on full alert. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:18, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
* I'll be home all day tomorrow and I'll likely be available this weekend. I'll help out as much as I can. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 04:42, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
* I'll gladly help. I don't really have anything important to do. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:03, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
* Recently registered but very long time follower of Chris Chan (Back when ED and the sonichu home page was all we had) and lurker around here since the Cwcki's inception. Will also gladly help, I may be unavailable starting tomorrow for 2-3 days but after that I literally have all day every day free for a while. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 05:06, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

:*P.S. Contact info is available on my user page. Please contact me privately, guys, if you really want to help.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:12, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

: possibly I get out of school early and will gladly help Message me on the details --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:45, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
* Reporting for duty Ma'am.I work from home and online anyway, so I have all day to monitor.-[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:25, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== The Response(s) ==

I was told to put this on the Cwcki yesterday. It's a little late

''Dear Chris.
We of the CWCki site have seen your demands and would wish to respond to them.
First off, the CWCki's function is documentation, not trolling. We believe that your own CWCipedia does not fit all the criteria for being a wiki (only two people may edit) but is rather an online autobiography, and a rather one-sided one at that. We have filled this gap by creating an open and comprehensive documentation of you and your work.

Secondly, we of the CWCki pride ourselves in the accuracy of our articles. We strive constantly to attempt to check and double-check our articles for any errors. We have made no attempt to twist facts or lie in any way. If there is anything on our site that you believe is a lie, please let us know what it is.

Third, we never sent any message to your "girl friend", and we did not have any intention to. The person who sent the message is a third party member with no known ties to the CWCki.

Fourthly, since your "girl friend" ran away as quickly as she did, and since we go to great lengths to make our articles as accurate as possible, we are suspicious that you may have deceived her in some way. After all, if you were always telling the truth about yourself, why would she break up when she saw what she already knew?

Finally, we did not force your "girl friend" to leave you, she did that out of her own free will. We do not entirely understand why you are so angry at us for this.
Hoping our further communications will be on more friendly terms,
The CWCki''

:Well, could it hurt to make the Article of the Now into something from the Web of Life template(preferably Snorlax)? I'd like it if we could spit in his face at least a ''little'' bit before this is over.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:59, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Made some edits. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 07:47, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
::*It looks fine to me.
::*I love this. Quite the perfect stance the CWCki need to take. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:19, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:* You should make Bob AOTN - that way Chris will probably make some sort of statement on ihs health.--[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 22:46, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:**Either Bob or Snorlax would make a nice AOTN, but I'd prefer Snorlax on the off chance Chris tries to edit her page. He seems to have forgotten that we know what she looks like.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:56, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:* All right, now that we seem to have the message settled, how are we going to give it to Chris? Do we place it somewhere on the CWCki? Do we email Chris? Or are we gonna do something else?[[User:Kraken|Kraken]]
:** We can put it right below the featured quote, he'll probably notice it there. Changing the featured article to Megan or SheCameForCWC.jpg is also an option.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:00, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

*Not to be a dick guys but c'mon, giving a formal message like this is contrary to the stance we're going to take. Giving Chris a response is feeding into his ego, even if it's a simple message. In any case, I have taken into your considerations for the Article of the Now, but personally, I was thinking [[Patti Chandler]] and with the most offensive fan art (one of the one where she's raping Chris or something like that) as the article of the now. Failing that, then maybe Snorlax. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:39, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Thinking about it some more, I was a bit hard headed. Tell you what - if Chris pushes the CWCki thing so much, we'll make a video of this in addition to the quote of the now. That's if Chris responds, mind you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:51, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

== Chris's Demands ==
Well, I think it's clear that he didn't even click on some of the articles--half of them are stubs to begin with. Also, he's extended his deadline and doesn't get why Heather had her article removed. Also the Hambeast has a name now. Who wants to take action?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:22, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

* As usual, Chris puts absolutely no thought into his threats or demands, and has no intelligence to begin with anyways. There's nothing he can do to the cwcki, once again, Chris is fighting against something that he just has no power over, and it's completely beyond his control. My advice, I think we do need to fire back at Chris with something, just to show that the CWCki isn't going anywhere. I think we need to add some stuff to the articles he's complaining about, and improve them, maybe add some more details and maybe even revise some of the pages completely. I think that would stick in Chris's side pretty good. It's not what I would consider "Trolling", but just to show Chris that the CWCki is boss, and we do not have to do anything he says just because he doesn't like it. I would hold off on any kind of video response or direct action from the CWCkipedia, I think silence will kill Chris more. --[[user:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 05:12, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

*I disagree. While the theory is that giving him a response would just feed his ego, I think the discovery that the trolls made an entire wiki all about him was already enough to do that. I say we respond. I think we should use the letter to Chris seen above on the featured quote page as a way of telling him to fuck off. While we're at it, go about improving those articles as you said, and as was sugested, make Megan, or another 'Gal-Pal' the article of the now. If need be, we make the video too and put it with the featured quote. If he keeps quiet then we'll spare him the video and just leave him. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:36, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

** You know Edward, I changed my mind, I agree with you 100%. I do think we should come up with a formal address to Chris himself via the front page of the cwcki. Something special for both Chris, and avid readers of the cwcki. Something sophisticated and swarmy I think. Insulting him would be pointless, but I think if we made a direct, formal address that doesn't pull any BS, and just gets right to the point, that would be awesome. At some point, the CWCki has to make its stand against Chris(because we only have till the 31st until chris UNVEILS HIS WRATH ARRGH!), and make it aware to people that no one is backing down. I just don't know what that address should be though, I guess it's something left up to the sysop to decide on, but it should be something that's well constructed, and just pisses Chris off as well. I mean, the guy just made a video admitting he's so desperate he would pay for hookers and begging for a girlfriend. So, there's no real reason to hold back, but I say represent the best of the cwcki. --[[Chris_Pickles]] 03:11, 15th March 2010 (UTC)
*** I think we ought to make it obvious to Chris why the pages have just been protected--you just know that his ego is going to twist that in his favor.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:05, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

* I'd go with Snorlax for maximum damage--he put a lot of emphasis on ALL OF MY RELATIVES and Bob/Barbara have the largest articles. He's freaking out about this because he's afraid that his parents are going to find out that we know about them(He didn't think we knew what they looked like). Snorlax especially, since she's adamant about staying off the internet. For bonus points make "SnorlaxCameForCWC" the image of the now.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:47, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
** SheCameForCWC.jpg is also another option. Imagine what happens when Chris discovers that the hated image has it's own article. Also, I know someone has Rule 34 of Jivin, so we could make that the IOTN. Failing that we can use the rule 34 Isabel made of Magi-chan and the "Redesigned" Asperchu!Magi-chan.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:22, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
** Thats not two Magi-Chans. That image is of Magi-Chan and Swift, the exact Magi-Chan duplicate that Chris created while attempting to retcon Asperchu. The image is actually called 'Hecameforswift.png.' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

* Why don't we just pretend to follow up with Chris's demands again? Even though it has been done before, I think it could be interesting to see what his reaction would be if we took the stuff out for a day or two. [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 07:22, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:*And having Chris switch into "Smug Mode" for a while? No way. Besides, he's creating the most Lulz when his whims are denied. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:57, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:*NEVER COMPROMISE, EVEN IN THE FACE OF ARMAGEDDON.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:01, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
**No. We do not negotiate with terrorists. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:19, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
**It's nowhere near as funny unless he's screaming or breaking the camera. I'm still hoping for a video where he's both naked and screaming.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:34, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
** Nah, giving into his demands, even as a joke, would just feed his enormous ego more, and we'd obviously see a video of Chris touting a "win" over CWCki. Standing against the manchild and essentially giving him a big "Fuck You" would be a lot more satisfying (And it might deflate Chris's ego slightly.....Well, we can dream) than a quick switcheroo. --[[User:Torvalr|Torvalr]] 10:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

== Page protections ==

In light of Chris's demands, I have opted to protect all of the pages he listed on CWCipedia. Reasons are twofold:
# to prevent Chris from editing them once he realizes that he can, you know, just get an account the pages.
# to prevent white knights, faggots, and other assorted idiots from complying with Chris's demands.

Whatever may come of this, CWCki will not comply with Chris's demands, as doing so would be a violation of the principles CWCki and wikis in general stand for.

I apologize for the page protections, but I feel this is a reasonable precautionary measure that may ease up the workload of our jerkops and admins who are already on high alert. If you feel you have information that must ABSOLUTELY go in the article, post it on the article talk page and an admin will determine whether to sort of it out.

Protections will last until 01 April, and depending on Chris's responses may be extended slightly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== 500 internal server error ==

500 internal server error is completely fucking me up, there are moments that I can hardly edit pages because of it. I'm sorry if we allready have discussion on it, but we need more. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 19:34, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* I agree that those errors are annoying the shit out of me. In fact, I got one just now when I was trying to edit this page. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:02, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* Thirded-[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:28, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* I know. This shit is annoying. Possibly the most annoying thing i've come across on the internet. And I've seen the 'Who broke the copier copier copier copier' ad. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:23, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Guys, just refresh or whatever. This is nothing compared to how shit used to be when we were on 110mb. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:05, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
::*fixed? maybe [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:33, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*It's better than it was yesterday. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
* I have learned to love those errors. It will slow down vandals and even Chris if they show up to mess with the CWCki. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:40, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
*Just wanna say I dig the new error pages. Funny stuff, nicely done. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:18, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

== TV Tropes page? ==

Should we have a page on the various TV Tropes pages of Sonichu, and the fact that Chris is a ''god'' in the Trope Pantheon ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/Disgraces under Disgraces, the God of Bile Fascination, to be exact])? He's fourth from the bottom on that page, but for the sake of simplicity I'll list his "god" info here, as exact as I can make it:

<blockquote>
'''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu Christian Weston Chandler], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination God of Bile Fascination]''' (CWC, Chris-Chan Sonichu, Ian Brandon Anderson)
* Quasideity [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo that thinks he's an Overdeity]
* Symbol: His [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu Sonichu] Medallion
* Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
* Portfolio: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible Comics that are unreadable] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination but that you can't stop coming back to], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished Using narrative to prove his righteousness]
* Domains: Animal, Envy, Hatred, Lust, Pestilence, Sloth
* Rival with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/Disgraces David Gonterman] for all his portfolios.
* Other enemies: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheImageboardThatMustNotBeNamed "4-Cent Garbage"], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/Technology Sonic The Hedgehog], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/Beast Pikachu], Anyone in the House of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/Justice Justice] for being Jerkops.
* Chris-Chan used to spend his days lurking in the House of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/Love Love] but was banned. Ever since then he has sworn revenge by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished drawing them getting beaten up by him]
* Position: None. Apparently the other Disgraces keep him around so they can look good in comparison.
* Chance of Redemption: Slim to none.
</blockquote>

Who knows, maybe this "amazing honor" can be used in the "Did You Know..." section if a fake Chris-appeasing main page is used once the deadline passes? Just an idea. --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 22:56, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

:Please don't. TvTropes doesn't have an easy revert function, so when he shows up to try editing it will be a pain in the ass to clean up. --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 00:29, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

*We already have a link to the TV Tropes page in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]] article, I think that's good. People interested in these tropes can refer to TV Tropes article for that purpose. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:02, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

== Essay on CWCki ==

Someone wrote a [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/26862.html pretty decent] essay on CWCki for a totally legit college class and posted it on [[Krapple|/cwc]]. Check it out. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:10, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
* That person is made of win. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:39, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
* The gentleman deserves all the proper honors we can award him for this paper.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:17, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

== So Chris thinks I'm Tito ==

if you like reading fake info, check the history --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:16, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

*(Removing my comment so I look less like a moron. Mostly just skimmed it because of WALL OF TEXT.) -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 09:09, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

*yeah, okay [[User:Batty|Batty]]. you didn't even try to make this look real. get the fuck out. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:16, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

**just seemed to be copy/pasted from the transcribed videos, most likely just attention whoring. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 09:21, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

::*Banned for great justice --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 12:36, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

== Only 25 pages till the 1,000 mark ==

Will we celebrate somehow? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:35, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
* I'll be sure to go get drunk, if that's any good. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 12:18, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

== CWCki and POV ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/27273.html This thread] on [[Krapple|/cwc]] made quite a stir, essentially with the OP complaining how we have POV. However, I think this is a fair accusation - that we're POV, that is we're biased against Chris.

Currently, it's clear that [[A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#POV_is_the_norm|CWCki is POV]] by its nature and the nature of its subject. Trying to be unbiased about Chris is like trying to be unbiased about Hitler - most people are going to hate him and it's really hard to say anything nice about either one without being attacked for sympathizing with them.

Personally, I think that CWCki should more or less remain critical towards Chris but not outright bash him - it's alright to point out Chris, for instance, is a [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]] based on the facts, but not that he's a "complete and utter failure" simply because of his hypocrisy. Any sort of judgment on Chris should more or less be left to the reader. As was the problem with [[Chris and race]], CWCki really should try to present the facts about Chris in a way such that what Chris says mostly speaks for itself, with minor explanatory notes and allow the reader come to his own conclusion about Chris.

However, it is possible to be NPOV, but this is difficult and I think would force us to take a different tone in articles, ending up being bland and with less flexibility.

Mind you, I'm not saying we have to be nice to Chris, only that it seems that some expect us to be unbiased towards Chris and present information in an unbiased manner, which I think is not a totally unreasonable request but may not suit our needs. But nonetheless, I think it's a reasonable complaint and I think maybe we should address it (though it's unfortunate the person who started this thread did not bring it up here, but instead opted to go on Krapple).

Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:43, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

*I think, why bother? Who would really want to view an unbiased page about Chris? He is complete scum, and most people know it after barely skimming over these articles. I don't think he even deserves unbiased judgement. He threw that out the window ages ago. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 09:07, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

:*Champ, I think you have the right idea. NOTED is the thing, and we're not. EDiots put stuff in, you go round and change it. The tone is fine, and provided we don't wade outright into things, then CWCki can at least keep some degree of impartiality. We're here to document, not to actually troll Chris. That's what we have PVCC/cwc/edf for.

Being NPOV would be alot of work. Provided the humour doesn't go along the lines of "OMG FAT RETARD", we're probably doing alright for ourselves. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:31, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

Just clearing up a small misconception: [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|NPOV]] doesn't mean "Good and bad views must be covered in equal measure". It means "If it's a fact that is covered in a reliable sources, it doesn't matter if it's positive or negative in tone - what matters is that it's a fact, and our job is to report it". In other words, facts speak up for themselves and we can't consciously choose to include either good or bad views, ''because that's what taking a point of view is all about''. So yes, I believe we can be neutral; for most of the part, we're ''already there''. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:15, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*If anyone knows about this shit, it's Wwwwolf being our resident Wikifag and whatnot. RPOBLEM SOLVED.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:49, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:::With NPOV, i think CWCki would become a TL;DR collection, i recall some pages with a sarcastic point of view in them, and delivered all the info correctly, for example, in the page for [[ Sonichu's Edge]] we wuld have to remove the images, fan videos and remove "One can only imagine what the innocent citizens of Charlottesville must have thought as a fat, sweaty retard went puffing ...". To me, there is only 1 way to make CWCki interesting to read, POV is the norm.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 06:24, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Memorandum on Jerkop powers ==

With the exception of Quality Control Jerkops (at which moment there are no active ones), Jerkop powers are limited to deleting, moving, etc. pages only in regards to vandalism (i.e. vandal creates a page entitled "YOUR MOM SUCKS BLACK COCK" or uploads over 9000 Goatse variants). Jerkops have no authority to use their powers for editoral decisions. They are welcome to initiate the discussion of merging, deleting articles, as any other user, but they cannot use their powers to execute such plans.

Ultimate power for deletion and merging of articles belongs to admins. Admins, ideally, will recognize the will of the community but it is ultimately their decision.

I do not wish to name names but a certain Jerkop who deleted a page recently went beyond their powers and uprightly so. True, it was a sucky page that I would have deleted, but nonetheless I would have handled the situation differently than they would have.

Jerkops who wish to have Quality Control privileges can request them and interview for the position. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:42, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*I'm not even a Jerkop yet, but is there any way I could be come a Quality Control one? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 21:44, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== DVD Transcriptions ==

I'm working on transcribing the notes from the DVDs. I guess they're not absolutely needed, but would it still be ok to make a page for them? ChaosAkita 21:57, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Featured articles? ==

I noticed that [[Chris and anger]] and [[2009]] were both marked as featured articles, but there was no process of any kind; they just seem to have randomly gotten slapped with stars. If we're going to have featured articles, we need a rubric to determine what qualifies as "featured," and maybe a process to vote on what should be featured. See discussion [[Category_talk:Featured_articles#Use_it_or_lose_it|here]]. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 00:47, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

== Angelica 34 ==

What happened to that picture of Angelica [[mass debating]]? It's off the 34 page, and a search of the term "angelica" on every type of page turns nothing up.[[User:Wise dude321|Wise dude321]] 02:34, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
:Nevermind, I found it. I went to the 110mb for the file. Also, I never want to do that again.[[User:Wise dude321|Wise dude321]] 05:12, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is ending Sonichu ==

The ad on top of the Cwcipedia says he's discontinuing Sonichu. Either that, or I misread it. Does this mean what I think it means? If so, should we rejoice? Mourn? [[User:ninjaclown|ninjaclown]] 06:39, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
* No he isn't. Need I remind you who controls the adspace? (Hint: It's not Chris)--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:57, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
**I see. My bad then. [[User:ninjaclown|ninjaclown]] 07:07, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

== Stay safe ==

Seriously, I rage every time Chris says this. It's his generic parting catch phrase, because apparently "good-bye" or "see you later" aren't enough. Should we make a page on this, documenting every time he says it and listing possible theories as to why he's so obsessed with everyone's safety? This would also be a good opportunity to link to death threats he's made, especially to people he's told to "stay safe".

Thank you for your time CWCki, and stay safe. [[User:IanBrandonAnderson|IanBrandonAnderson]] 20:23, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

:I agree with this statement. Stay safe, CWCki. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 20:27, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-03-28T20:27:13Z

Blunderscore: /* Stay safe */

Mumble 5

2010-03-28T17:49:16Z

Blunderscore: Quick Find+Replace, and...we're done.

The fifth of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]].

==Summary==
*[[Clyde]] confronts [[Chris]] as he prepares to chat with [[Julie]].
*Clyde asks him about whether he can truly support a family.
*Chris believes he can support a family by "tucking away a hundred dollars every month."
*Chris will get a job if he needs to, but lies about trying to find one using his [[CADD]] degree
*[[CADD Chef]] among others is a villian because they made him feel inferior irl.

==Transcript==
{{transcription}}
'''Julie''': I'll be right back, I have to turn the television down. 
'''Chris''': OK. 
'''Julie''': I'm back. Hello Chris. 
'''Julie''': Chris, are you there? Hello? 
'''Clyde Cash''': You got my email, right? You got it, right? 
'''Chris''': Clyde, what are you doing here? 
'''Clyde Cash''': Did you get the email? 
'''Chris''': Clyde? 
'''Clyde Cash''': The email I sent. 
'''Chris''': Oh, I haven't been -- you sent me an email. I haven't been able to get into me email, lately it's kinda a bit funky. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Well you'll be able to figure it out. But before I say so, I've had a long talk with Vivian, and she's right, I've gone way too far out of line. I'm not gonna harm anyone anymore for the rest of my goddamn life. 
'''Chris''': Well that's good to hear. 
'''Julie''': ''[overlaps]'' What is Clyde doing here? 
'''Clyde Cash''': Unfortunately, she agrees that I can not let you, I can not let you meet any woman until you get your life together. His life is miserable. Look at him, Julie. A man who... tell me, what have you done today? What have you done of merit today? Go through your daily routine. 
'''Julie''': He's a good person he doesn't need to... 
'''Chris''': I made contact with Julie and expressed my love for her. A little bit more. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Something productive. What have you done with your Sonichu to whatever potential financial gain you can get from it? 
'''Chris''': For your information I have received a call from an associate of Nintendo, that's willing to bring it up to Mr. Miyamoto again. Where it'll be restarted. 
'''Julie''': That's awesome. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Tell me, how long will this take? 
'''Chris''': Hmm. Depends. 
'''Clyde Cash''': I mean... 
'''Chris''': I have to wait for them to call me back. 
'''Clyde Cash''': I mean, it could take months. I mean it's taking me months til anything starts and you gotta find yourself a way of financial security. Besides, aren't you gonna have to make a trip anyway? You've got to have to save up money somehow. 
'''Chris''': Myeah. I'm gonna save up money for a month. 
'''Clyde Cash''': How are you gonna save money? I mean $800 a month... 
'''Chris''': It will be a while sure, but I will have it saved up. 
'''Clyde Cash''': But don't you got bills to pay? After bills, how much you got left? 
'''Chris''': I don't need to tell you my financial situation? 
'''Clyde Cash''': I think Julie would like to know. Right? 
'''Julie''': Clyde, stop it. 
'''Chris''': Yeah Clyde, leave us alone. 
'''Clyde Cash''': I'm not doing anything harmful, I'm just asking how you're going to save money up for a future family. I mean if you cannot even do that... there's no way your family will be a success. She will divorce you quicker than... I dunno. I dunno. 
'''Chris''': I'm working on controlling my compulsive spending. 
'''Clyde Cash''': It's not just controlling your spending. You can do that easily. The thing is you need more than $800 a month. Way more to support a family. 
'''Chris''': Maybe so, but at least I'll have some money tucked away before I start that family up. 
'''Clyde Cash''': And how much do you have tucked away right now? 
'''Chris''': I have about 100 bucks tucked away right now. 
'''Clyde Cash''': [laughs] Chris... $100 might last you a week. 
'''Chris''': Shows what you know. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Ok. In an average week how much will you spend on food? For let's say, two adults and uh, well you're not going to have a child that fast, so two adults. 
'''Chris''': Hmm. I'm sorry could you repeat the question? 
'''Clyde Cash''': How much do you think it would cost to feed two adults, let's say you and Julie, for a week? 
'''Chris''': I'd say somewhere about... somewhere between 20 to 50. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Let's just say 30 to average that out. You got 70 bucks left that week. Let's see: you got bills to pay. And that's got to be... what kind of bills you got? TV, you got internet, Julie, what other amenities do you need? 
'''Chris''': You don't have to answer you. 
'''Clyde Cash''': My God. It's simple. You got TV, you got your car payments, car insurance, you got your internet, you got [indistinct], it's all gonna add up. $100 is not going to last a month. 
'''Chris''': I tucked a hundred aside and uh, a hundred a month and I'll have enough money saved up. Over da time. 
'''Clyde Cash''': The thing is what happens when you run out? 
'''Chris''': Then I'll save up some more? 
'''Clyde Cash''': No, that takes time. Ahh... I mean, oh my God. How much money do you think it costs to raise a family for a year? 
'''Chris''': I'll bet that might seem to run into the thousands. 
'''Clyde Cash''': And if you save $100 a month... you'd barely get $1000. 
'''Chris''': Well if I have to, I can and will get a job. 
'''Clyde Cash''': And again, I looked over your [[CADD|files]]. Why do you think you got an F that? 
'''Chris''': I did not get an F on that. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Ohh, what'd you get then? 
'''Chris''': I got... an A+. It took me weeks to months. A whole amount of thought. It's that big brand shopping mall with the mayor's office on the other floor. 
'''Clyde Cash''': But you got an F in the comics, I thought that's what you got. 
'''Chris''': Well you misunderstood. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Well, how did I misunderstand? It says, "I have Grade F destruction," that definitely implies Grade F. 
'''Chris''': It was on previous projects before that one. One or two. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Then why'd you have to villainize him? I mean everyone gets failing grades, you don't have to... 
'''Chris''': Because he talked down to me, and made me feel inferior. 
'''Clyde Cash''': My God. I mean, you didn't even utilize the 3D aspect of AUTOCAD, did you? 
'''Chris''': 3D? 
'''Clyde Cash''': You know, you got your Y plane, your X plane and your Z plane. You have a X and Y plane. You never used a Z plane. 
'''Chris''': I do use the Z plane. 
'''Clyde Cash''': I didn't see that in that project. 
'''Chris''': ''[condescending]'' Well, did you have a CADD program in your computer? 
'''Clyde Cash''': Yes! I have the official one from AUTOCAD. 
'''Chris''': I see. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Did you even bother to look for a job utilizing that degree? 
'''Chris''': I have. And it's a bit... on a shortage right now. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Did you even go in for an interview? 
'''Chris''': I have gone in for interviews, yeah. 
'''Clyde Cash''': With what companies. 
'''Chris''': [long pause] I'm under so much stress, I've got a headache. It's hard for me to think of specific names at the moment. 
'''Clyde Cash''': You're lying to me, is that what you're saying? 
'''Chris''': I am not lying to you. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Julie, listen to that. He can't even name one company he's tried to work for. Do you think a man could financially support you like that? 
'''Julie''': Uh, yes. It's possible. He can do it. 
'''Chris''': See, I can do it. 
'''Clyde Cash''': This is American dollars we're talking about, the conversion rate is so much different. 
'''Julie''': I don't care, you can do anything. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. 
'''Clyde Cash''': You're a little delusional. In America we got a bad economic spin right now. A really bad one. 
'''Julie''': I understand that. 
'''Chris''': Me too. 
'''Clyde Cash''': No you don't, Chris. You don't listen to the bad news. You said it yourself. You don't listen to the bad news. 
'''Chris''': [overlaps] I do too. I listen to it every day, when I'm trapped with him in the car, or when I'm downstairs with him. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Wait, why are you going with your father in the car? For what? 
'''Chris''': Sometimes I go out when him when he goes on trips, he goes downtown for-- to run an errand. And sometimes I'll even go out with him for his morning cup of coffee. And than I get a cup of coffee as well. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Okay. Tell me. Tell me why we've got an economic crisis. 
'''Chris''': One reason? The high gas prices being raised by the Arabs. They're getting greedy. And the low amount of available jobs being made. A lot of people are getting fired, and a whole bunch of other stuff I can't think of at the moment, because I'll admit sometimes my memory fails me. 
'''Clyde Cash''': What the hell kind of answer was that? 
'''Chris''': An HONEST one. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Is it the truth? Have you even looked it up? Do you understand what a bank does? 
'''Chris''': Bank. Keeps your-- it does-- you store your money in the bank. Eventually it increases with interest, and you can spend some out of it and you can put some more in it. 
'''Clyde Cash''': How to banks make-- how do banks raise the money to give people interest? How do they do that? 
'''Chris''': Okay, I'll admit you got me there. I don't know. 
'''Clyde Cash''': That is the reason we have a terrible economic meltdown right now. Because banks are giving out loans that people cannot pay off. And now it's all comes tumbling down. A bunch of corruption, a bunch of terrible loans, and a president who didn't know what to do. You're telling me you're financially prepared to take on a future wife? 
'''Chris''': I didn't-- I... I did not say that-- 
'''Clyde Cash''': I'm doing this for the good of Julie. Do you understand what I'm asking you? This isn't hatred against you or anything. I'm trying to make you a better person. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, listen. I may or may not be financially prepared at the moment, but I know that I am emotionally prepared. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Look, I wanna tell you a story my [mumbles]. He had it all. He was completely prepared to marry his sweetheart. But you know what he didn't have? Money. He was trapped in student loans and college and he could barely pay off everything in his apartment. He's 80 and he's never heard from her since. Now, I don't want you to grow up to be a lonely old man, but... you don't have the money. Julie's gonna leave you. Julie is going to leave you. And I know this. 
'''Julie''': No I'm not. 
'''Chris''': I have faith in Julie. She has faith in me. 
'''Clyde Cash''': As I said, faith means nothing. As I said last time, if you end up homeless, it's over. She's going to leave you. 
'''Julie''': No I won't. I would never do that. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Julie. 
'''Julie''': What? 
'''Clyde Cash''': You know, you seem to be trapped in a fantasy world of romance where you think things will work out in the end. Let me tell you something. It doesn't. It doesn't work out in the end. 
'''Julie''': Yes, it's true. It will. 
'''Clyde Cash''': It doesn't. 
'''Julie''': Isn't that right Chris? 
'''Clyde Cash''': ''[overlaps]'' I'm just giving you stories, my own stories, my own personal tales of loss. And things do not work out like you see in the movies. You have to agree with me on this. The divorce rate in America is 50%. Fifty god damn percent. 
'''Chris''': Maybe so, but the other 50% are still happ-- are still happily married. 
'''Clyde Cash''': You don't know if they're happy. They could be in it for the tax. Tax breaks, and what not. They might not-- they could be separated. My parents were for quite a long time, and than they got divorced, and then they died. It's a sad ''[idk]'' You gotta understand. 
'''Chris''': Look. Yeah. I hear-- I-I- I'm understanding where you're coming from. But you do not need to reflect your own bad times among other people. 
''[Voices overlapping]'' 
'''Clyde Cash''': What about your parents? 
'''Chris''': Oh, let me ask-- let me tell you something. I talked to my mother. They never got drunk before they had me. They planned me. They met in 1979, they married in 1980, I was born in 1982. 
'''Clyde Cash''': I trust the word of your brother more than the word of your parents. 'Cause your mother's been lying to Cole for quite a long time. Did he ever find out who his real father was? 
'''Chris''': Yes. He did. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Really. I should ask him, I should ask him. 
''[Voices overlap]'' 
'''Chris''': I'm sorry, go ahead. 
'''Clyde Cash''': No, you go. You go. 
'''Chris''': Anyway, you'll find an answer the same thing from him that his blood father was a drunk. 
'''Clyde Cash''': But what about your mother? Didn't she divorce? Or your father? 
'''Chris''': I'm sorry could you repeat that? 
'''Clyde Cash''': Didn't your mother and father, y'know, go through various marriages as well? 
'''Chris''': Yes, my mother has been through a few different marriages, and my father has only been through one marriage before they met. 
'''Clyde Cash''': You see, fifty percent is definitely not a lie. And Julie-- you and Julie... could end up the same way. It's what I'm saying. I'm TRYING for the best. I'm TRYING to help you. Julie, both of you have problems that need actual help. 
'''Chris''': You could use some of your own help as well. 
'''Clyde Cash''': I don't, okay? I'm not actually looking for.. ''[mumbles]''... if Sarah comes back, that's fine. I'm prepared. But Chris, you are not prepared at all. 
'''Chris''': I'm more prepared than you'll ever be able to imagine. 
'''Clyde Cash''': We just went over your finances, you have a hundred dollars saved up. That's not gonna get you anywhere. 
'''Chris''': I may not be financially prepared at the moment, but I am emotionally prepared right now. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Again, emotions mean nothing when you're homeless and out on the street. I'm repeating myself. I'm a parrot, and I want a cracker. 
'''Chris''': ''[Squawks loudly]'' 
'''Clyde Cash''': That was unnecessary. 
'''Chris''': Well you called yourself a parrot, so I squawked. ''[squawks twice]'' 
'''Clyde Cash''': You don't have to do that. Stop doing that on this conversation. 
'''Chris''': Excuse me. ''[rustling sounds]'' ''[presumably somebody calling for him]'' Coming! 
''[long pause]'' 
'''Julie''': Clyde, you should leave now before Chris comes back and gets mad at you. You're just making him angrier and angrier. 
'''Clyde Cash''': You better watch your mouth. Or ''[mumbles]'' will take you away from your precious, precious internets. Stay silent. ''[Starts singing something?]'' 
''[long pause]'' 
'''Julie''': Chris? 
'''Clyde Cash''': It's the curse. The parental curse. ''[creepy sigh]'' The truth behind your crutch. This is good, isn't it...? 
''[Clyde mumbles more]'' 
'''Chris''': ''[sighs]'' Okay, my mom wants me to go out and get her some bread, some orange juice, and a tuna salad from Sheets (?)''[[I don't understand, local store name?]'' Sheets is open 24 hours. 
'''Clyde Cash''': That's nice. Okay. I can't believe you said-- 
'''Chris''': ''[overlaps]'' Julie, I'll talk to you later on the Playstation Network. Goodbye! 
'''Julie''': Are you going to come back to Mumble? 
'''Chris''': Mm, that's something for me to think about. I'll see you later Julie. Alright, Clyde. 
'''Julie''': Alright, I'll see you later. Bye. 
''[Chris disconnects.]'' 
'''Julie''': Could have been better. Could have been awfully better. That's all I can say. I'm disappointed. And before you roll on me, you're suppo-- ''[cuts off]'' I am a-- ''[cuts off]'' 
''[Rest of the audio is muted or mumbled]''

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Mumble 5

2010-03-28T17:45:32Z

Blunderscore: Whoops, lawl. Correcting break tags.

The fifth of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]].

==Summary==
*[[Clyde]] confronts [[Chris]] as he prepares to chat with [[Julie]].
*Clyde asks him about whether he can truly support a family.
*Chris believes he can support a family by "tucking away a hundred dollars every month."
*Chris will get a job if he needs to, but lies about trying to find one using his [[CADD]] degree
*[[CADD Chef]] among others is a villian because they made him feel inferior irl.

==Transcript==
{{transcription}}
'''Julie''': I'll be right back, I have to turn the television down. 
'''Chris''': OK. 
'''Julie''': I'm back. Hello Chris. 
'''Julie''': Chris, are you there? Hello? 
'''Clyde Cash''': You got my email, right? You got it, right? 
'''Chris''': Clyde, what are you doing here? 
'''Clyde Cash''': Did you get the email? 
'''Chris''': Clyde? 
'''Clyde Cash''': The email I sent. 
'''Chris''': Oh, I haven't been -- you sent me an email. I haven't been able to get into me email, lately it's kinda a bit funky. 
'''Clyde Cash''': Well you'll be able to figure it out. But before I say so, I've had a long talk with Vivian, and she's right, I've gone way too far out of line. I'm not gonna harm anyone anymore for the rest of my goddamn life.
'''Chris''': Well that's good to hear.
'''Julie''': ''[overlaps]'' What is Clyde doing here?
'''Clyde Cash''': Unfortunately, she agrees that I can not let you, I can not let you meet any woman until you get your life together. His life is miserable. Look at him, Julie. A man who... tell me, what have you done today? What have you done of merit today? Go through your daily routine.
'''Julie''': He's a good person he doesn't need to...
'''Chris''': I made contact with Julie and expressed my love for her. A little bit more.
'''Clyde Cash''': Something productive. What have you done with your Sonichu to whatever potential financial gain you can get from it?
'''Chris''': For your information I have received a call from an associate of Nintendo, that's willing to bring it up to Mr. Miyamoto again. Where it'll be restarted.
'''Julie''': That's awesome.
'''Clyde Cash''': Tell me, how long will this take?
'''Chris''': Hmm. Depends.
'''Clyde Cash''': I mean...
'''Chris''': I have to wait for them to call me back.
'''Clyde Cash''': I mean, it could take months. I mean it's taking me months til anything starts and you gotta find yourself a way of financial security. Besides, aren't you gonna have to make a trip anyway? You've got to have to save up money somehow.
'''Chris''': Myeah. I'm gonna save up money for a month.
'''Clyde Cash''': How are you gonna save money? I mean $800 a month...
'''Chris''': It will be a while sure, but I will have it saved up.
'''Clyde Cash''': But don't you got bills to pay? After bills, how much you got left?
'''Chris''': I don't need to tell you my financial situation?
'''Clyde Cash''': I think Julie would like to know. Right?
'''Julie''': Clyde, stop it.
'''Chris''': Yeah Clyde, leave us alone.
'''Clyde Cash''': I'm not doing anything harmful, I'm just asking how you're going to save money up for a future family. I mean if you cannot even do that... there's no way your family will be a success. She will divorce you quicker than... I dunno. I dunno.
'''Chris''': I'm working on controlling my compulsive spending.
'''Clyde Cash''': It's not just controlling your spending. You can do that easily. The thing is you need more than $800 a month. Way more to support a family.
'''Chris''': Maybe so, but at least I'll have some money tucked away before I start that family up.
'''Clyde Cash''': And how much do you have tucked away right now?
'''Chris''': I have about 100 bucks tucked away right now.
'''Clyde Cash''': [laughs] Chris... $100 might last you a week.
'''Chris''': Shows what you know.
'''Clyde Cash''': Ok. In an average week how much will you spend on food? For let's say, two adults and uh, well you're not going to have a child that fast, so two adults.
'''Chris''': Hmm. I'm sorry could you repeat the question?
'''Clyde Cash''': How much do you think it would cost to feed two adults, let's say you and Julie, for a week?
'''Chris''': I'd say somewhere about... somewhere between 20 to 50.
'''Clyde Cash''': Let's just say 30 to average that out. You got 70 bucks left that week. Let's see: you got bills to pay. And that's got to be... what kind of bills you got? TV, you got internet, Julie, what other amenities do you need?
'''Chris''': You don't have to answer you.
'''Clyde Cash''': My God. It's simple. You got TV, you got your car payments, car insurance, you got your internet, you got [indistinct], it's all gonna add up. $100 is not going to last a month.
'''Chris''': I tucked a hundred aside and uh, a hundred a month and I'll have enough money saved up. Over da time.
'''Clyde Cash''': The thing is what happens when you run out?
'''Chris''': Then I'll save up some more?
'''Clyde Cash''': No, that takes time. Ahh... I mean, oh my God. How much money do you think it costs to raise a family for a year?
'''Chris''': I'll bet that might seem to run into the thousands.
'''Clyde Cash''': And if you save $100 a month... you'd barely get $1000.
'''Chris''': Well if I have to, I can and will get a job.
'''Clyde Cash''': And again, I looked over your [[CADD|files]]. Why do you think you got an F that?
'''Chris''': I did not get an F on that.
'''Clyde Cash''': Ohh, what'd you get then?
'''Chris''': I got... an A+. It took me weeks to months. A whole amount of thought. It's that big brand shopping mall with the mayor's office on the other floor.
'''Clyde Cash''': But you got an F in the comics, I thought that's what you got.
'''Chris''': Well you misunderstood.
'''Clyde Cash''': Well, how did I misunderstand? It says, "I have Grade F destruction," that definitely implies Grade F.
'''Chris''': It was on previous projects before that one. One or two.
'''Clyde Cash''': Then why'd you have to villainize him? I mean everyone gets failing grades, you don't have to...
'''Chris''': Because he talked down to me, and made me feel inferior.
'''Clyde Cash''': My God. I mean, you didn't even utilize the 3D aspect of AUTOCAD, did you?
'''Chris''': 3D?
'''Clyde Cash''': You know, you got your Y plane, your X plane and your Z plane. You have a X and Y plane. You never used a Z plane.
'''Chris''': I do use the Z plane.
'''Clyde Cash''': I didn't see that in that project.
'''Chris''': ''[condescending]'' Well, did you have a CADD program in your computer?
'''Clyde Cash''': Yes! I have the official one from AUTOCAD.
'''Chris''': I see.
'''Clyde Cash''': Did you even bother to look for a job utilizing that degree?
'''Chris''': I have. And it's a bit... on a shortage right now.
'''Clyde Cash''': Did you even go in for an interview?
'''Chris''': I have gone in for interviews, yeah.
'''Clyde Cash''': With what companies.
'''Chris''': [long pause] I'm under so much stress, I've got a headache. It's hard for me to think of specific names at the moment.
'''Clyde Cash''': You're lying to me, is that what you're saying?
'''Chris''': I am not lying to you.
'''Clyde Cash''': Julie, listen to that. He can't even name one company he's tried to work for. Do you think a man could financially support you like that?
'''Julie''': Uh, yes. It's possible. He can do it.
'''Chris''': See, I can do it.
'''Clyde Cash''': This is American dollars we're talking about, the conversion rate is so much different.
'''Julie''': I don't care, you can do anything.
'''Chris''': Yeah.
'''Clyde Cash''': You're a little delusional. In America we got a bad economic spin right now. A really bad one.
'''Julie''': I understand that.
'''Chris''': Me too.
'''Clyde Cash''': No you don't, Chris. You don't listen to the bad news. You said it yourself. You don't listen to the bad news.
'''Chris''': [overlaps] I do too. I listen to it every day, when I'm trapped with him in the car, or when I'm downstairs with him.
'''Clyde Cash''': Wait, why are you going with your father in the car? For what?
'''Chris''': Sometimes I go out when him when he goes on trips, he goes downtown for-- to run an errand. And sometimes I'll even go out with him for his morning cup of coffee. And than I get a cup of coffee as well.
'''Clyde Cash''': Okay. Tell me. Tell me why we've got an economic crisis.
'''Chris''': One reason? The high gas prices being raised by the Arabs. They're getting greedy. And the low amount of available jobs being made. A lot of people are getting fired, and a whole bunch of other stuff I can't think of at the moment, because I'll admit sometimes my memory fails me.
'''Clyde Cash''': What the hell kind of answer was that?
'''Chris''': An HONEST one.
'''Clyde Cash''': Is it the truth? Have you even looked it up? Do you understand what a bank does?
'''Chris''': Bank. Keeps your-- it does-- you store your money in the bank. Eventually it increases with interest, and you can spend some out of it and you can put some more in it.
'''Clyde Cash''': How to banks make-- how do banks raise the money to give people interest? How do they do that?
'''Chris''': Okay, I'll admit you got me there. I don't know.
'''Clyde Cash''': That is the reason we have a terrible economic meltdown right now. Because banks are giving out loans that people cannot pay off. And now it's all comes tumbling down. A bunch of corruption, a bunch of terrible loans, and a president who didn't know what to do. You're telling me you're financially prepared to take on a future wife?
'''Chris''': I didn't-- I... I did not say that--
'''Clyde Cash''': I'm doing this for the good of Julie. Do you understand what I'm asking you? This isn't hatred against you or anything. I'm trying to make you a better person.
'''Chris''': Yeah, listen. I may or may not be financially prepared at the moment, but I know that I am emotionally prepared.
'''Clyde Cash''': Look, I wanna tell you a story my [mumbles]. He had it all. He was completely prepared to marry his sweetheart. But you know what he didn't have? Money. He was trapped in student loans and college and he could barely pay off everything in his apartment. He's 80 and he's never heard from her since. Now, I don't want you to grow up to be a lonely old man, but... you don't have the money. Julie's gonna leave you. Julie is going to leave you. And I know this.
'''Julie''': No I'm not.
'''Chris''': I have faith in Julie. She has faith in me.
'''Clyde Cash''': As I said, faith means nothing. As I said last time, if you end up homeless, it's over. She's going to leave you.
'''Julie''': No I won't. I would never do that.
'''Clyde Cash''': Julie.
'''Julie''': What?
'''Clyde Cash''': You know, you seem to be trapped in a fantasy world of romance where you think things will work out in the end. Let me tell you something. It doesn't. It doesn't work out in the end.
'''Julie''': Yes, it's true. It will.
'''Clyde Cash''': It doesn't.
'''Julie''': Isn't that right Chris?
'''Clyde Cash''': ''[overlaps]'' I'm just giving you stories, my own stories, my own personal tales of loss. And things do not work out like you see in the movies. You have to agree with me on this. The divorce rate in America is 50%. Fifty god damn percent.
'''Chris''': Maybe so, but the other 50% are still happ-- are still happily married.
'''Clyde Cash''': You don't know if they're happy. They could be in it for the tax. Tax breaks, and what not. They might not-- they could be separated. My parents were for quite a long time, and than they got divorced, and then they died. It's a sad ''[idk]'' You gotta understand.
'''Chris''': Look. Yeah. I hear-- I-I- I'm understanding where you're coming from. But you do not need to reflect your own bad times among other people.
''[Voices overlapping]''
'''Clyde Cash''': What about your parents?
'''Chris''': Oh, let me ask-- let me tell you something. I talked to my mother. They never got drunk before they had me. They planned me. They met in 1979, they married in 1980, I was born in 1982.
'''Clyde Cash''': I trust the word of your brother more than the word of your parents. 'Cause your mother's been lying to Cole for quite a long time. Did he ever find out who his real father was?
'''Chris''': Yes. He did.
'''Clyde Cash''': Really. I should ask him, I should ask him.
''[Voices overlap]''
'''Chris''': I'm sorry, go ahead.
'''Clyde Cash''': No, you go. You go.
'''Chris''': Anyway, you'll find an answer the same thing from him that his blood father was a drunk.
'''Clyde Cash''': But what about your mother? Didn't she divorce? Or your father?
'''Chris''': I'm sorry could you repeat that?
'''Clyde Cash''': Didn't your mother and father, y'know, go through various marriages as well?
'''Chris''': Yes, my mother has been through a few different marriages, and my father has only been through one marriage before they met.
'''Clyde Cash''': You see, fifty percent is definitely not a lie. And Julie-- you and Julie... could end up the same way. It's what I'm saying. I'm TRYING for the best. I'm TRYING to help you. Julie, both of you have problems that need actual help.
'''Chris''': You could use some of your own help as well.
'''Clyde Cash''': I don't, okay? I'm not actually looking for.. ''[mumbles]''... if Sarah comes back, that's fine. I'm prepared. But Chris, you are not prepared at all.
'''Chris''': I'm more prepared than you'll ever be able to imagine.
'''Clyde Cash''': We just went over your finances, you have a hundred dollars saved up. That's not gonna get you anywhere.
'''Chris''': I may not be financially prepared at the moment, but I am emotionally prepared right now.
'''Clyde Cash''': Again, emotions mean nothing when you're homeless and out on the street. I'm repeating myself. I'm a parrot, and I want a cracker.
'''Chris''': ''[Squawks loudly]''
'''Clyde Cash''': That was unnecessary.
'''Chris''': Well you called yourself a parrot, so I squawked. ''[squawks twice]''
'''Clyde Cash''': You don't have to do that. Stop doing that on this conversation. 
'''Chris''': Excuse me. ''[rustling sounds]'' ''[presumably somebody calling for him]'' Coming!
''[long pause]''
'''Julie''': Clyde, you should leave now before Chris comes back and gets mad at you. You're just making him angrier and angrier.
'''Clyde Cash''': You better watch your mouth. Or ''[mumbles]'' will take you away from your precious, precious internets. Stay silent. ''[Starts singing something?]''
''[long pause]''
'''Julie''': Chris?
'''Clyde Cash''': It's the curse. The parental curse. ''[creepy sigh]'' The truth behind your crutch. This is good, isn't it...? 
''[Clyde mumbles more]''
'''Chris''': ''[sighs]'' Okay, my mom wants me to go out and get her some bread, some orange juice, and a tuna salad from Sheets (?)''[[I don't understand, local store name?]'' Sheets is open 24 hours.
'''Clyde Cash''': That's nice. Okay. I can't believe you said--
'''Chris''': ''[overlaps]'' Julie, I'll talk to you later on the Playstation Network. Goodbye!
'''Julie''': Are you going to come back to Mumble?
'''Chris''': Mm, that's something for me to think about. I'll see you later Julie. Alright, Clyde.
'''Julie''': Alright, I'll see you later. Bye.
''[Chris disconnects.]''
'''Julie''': Could have been better. Could have been awfully better. That's all I can say. I'm disappointed. And before you roll on me, you're suppo-- ''[cuts off]'' I am a-- ''[cuts off]''
''[Rest of the audio is muted or mumbled]''

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Mumble 5

2010-03-28T17:42:48Z

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The fifth of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]].

==Summary==
*[[Clyde]] confronts [[Chris]] as he prepares to chat with [[Julie]].
*Clyde asks him about whether he can truly support a family.
*Chris believes he can support a family by "tucking away a hundred dollars every month."
*Chris will get a job if he needs to, but lies about trying to find one using his [[CADD]] degree
*[[CADD Chef]] among others is a villian because they made him feel inferior irl.

==Transcript==
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'''Julie''': I'll be right back, I have to turn the television down.
'''Chris''': OK.
'''Julie''': I'm back. Hello Chris.
'''Julie''': Chris, are you there? Hello?
'''Clyde Cash''': You got my email, right? You got it, right?
'''Chris''': Clyde, what are you doing here?
'''Clyde Cash''': Did you get the email?
'''Chris''': Clyde?
'''Clyde Cash''': The email I sent.
'''Chris''': Oh, I haven't been -- you sent me an email. I haven't been able to get into me email, lately it's kinda a bit funky.
'''Clyde Cash''': Well you'll be able to figure it out. But before I say so, I've had a long talk with Vivian, and she's right, I've gone way too far out of line. I'm not gonna harm anyone anymore for the rest of my goddamn life.
'''Chris''': Well that's good to hear.
'''Julie''': ''[overlaps]'' What is Clyde doing here?
'''Clyde Cash''': Unfortunately, she agrees that I can not let you, I can not let you meet any woman until you get your life together. His life is miserable. Look at him, Julie. A man who... tell me, what have you done today? What have you done of merit today? Go through your daily routine.
'''Julie''': He's a good person he doesn't need to...
'''Chris''': I made contact with Julie and expressed my love for her. A little bit more.
'''Clyde Cash''': Something productive. What have you done with your Sonichu to whatever potential financial gain you can get from it?
'''Chris''': For your information I have received a call from an associate of Nintendo, that's willing to bring it up to Mr. Miyamoto again. Where it'll be restarted.
'''Julie''': That's awesome.
'''Clyde Cash''': Tell me, how long will this take?
'''Chris''': Hmm. Depends.
'''Clyde Cash''': I mean...
'''Chris''': I have to wait for them to call me back.
'''Clyde Cash''': I mean, it could take months. I mean it's taking me months til anything starts and you gotta find yourself a way of financial security. Besides, aren't you gonna have to make a trip anyway? You've got to have to save up money somehow.
'''Chris''': Myeah. I'm gonna save up money for a month.
'''Clyde Cash''': How are you gonna save money? I mean $800 a month...
'''Chris''': It will be a while sure, but I will have it saved up.
'''Clyde Cash''': But don't you got bills to pay? After bills, how much you got left?
'''Chris''': I don't need to tell you my financial situation?
'''Clyde Cash''': I think Julie would like to know. Right?
'''Julie''': Clyde, stop it.
'''Chris''': Yeah Clyde, leave us alone.
'''Clyde Cash''': I'm not doing anything harmful, I'm just asking how you're going to save money up for a future family. I mean if you cannot even do that... there's no way your family will be a success. She will divorce you quicker than... I dunno. I dunno.
'''Chris''': I'm working on controlling my compulsive spending.
'''Clyde Cash''': It's not just controlling your spending. You can do that easily. The thing is you need more than $800 a month. Way more to support a family.
'''Chris''': Maybe so, but at least I'll have some money tucked away before I start that family up.
'''Clyde Cash''': And how much do you have tucked away right now?
'''Chris''': I have about 100 bucks tucked away right now.
'''Clyde Cash''': [laughs] Chris... $100 might last you a week.
'''Chris''': Shows what you know.
'''Clyde Cash''': Ok. In an average week how much will you spend on food? For let's say, two adults and uh, well you're not going to have a child that fast, so two adults.
'''Chris''': Hmm. I'm sorry could you repeat the question?
'''Clyde Cash''': How much do you think it would cost to feed two adults, let's say you and Julie, for a week?
'''Chris''': I'd say somewhere about... somewhere between 20 to 50.
'''Clyde Cash''': Let's just say 30 to average that out. You got 70 bucks left that week. Let's see: you got bills to pay. And that's got to be... what kind of bills you got? TV, you got internet, Julie, what other amenities do you need?
'''Chris''': You don't have to answer you.
'''Clyde Cash''': My God. It's simple. You got TV, you got your car payments, car insurance, you got your internet, you got [indistinct], it's all gonna add up. $100 is not going to last a month.
'''Chris''': I tucked a hundred aside and uh, a hundred a month and I'll have enough money saved up. Over da time.
'''Clyde Cash''': The thing is what happens when you run out?
'''Chris''': Then I'll save up some more?
'''Clyde Cash''': No, that takes time. Ahh... I mean, oh my God. How much money do you think it costs to raise a family for a year?
'''Chris''': I'll bet that might seem to run into the thousands.
'''Clyde Cash''': And if you save $100 a month... you'd barely get $1000.
'''Chris''': Well if I have to, I can and will get a job.
'''Clyde Cash''': And again, I looked over your [[CADD|files]]. Why do you think you got an F that?
'''Chris''': I did not get an F on that.
'''Clyde Cash''': Ohh, what'd you get then?
'''Chris''': I got... an A+. It took me weeks to months. A whole amount of thought. It's that big brand shopping mall with the mayor's office on the other floor.
'''Clyde Cash''': But you got an F in the comics, I thought that's what you got.
'''Chris''': Well you misunderstood.
'''Clyde Cash''': Well, how did I misunderstand? It says, "I have Grade F destruction," that definitely implies Grade F.
'''Chris''': It was on previous projects before that one. One or two.
'''Clyde Cash''': Then why'd you have to villainize him? I mean everyone gets failing grades, you don't have to...
'''Chris''': Because he talked down to me, and made me feel inferior.
'''Clyde Cash''': My God. I mean, you didn't even utilize the 3D aspect of AUTOCAD, did you?
'''Chris''': 3D?
'''Clyde Cash''': You know, you got your Y plane, your X plane and your Z plane. You have a X and Y plane. You never used a Z plane.
'''Chris''': I do use the Z plane.
'''Clyde Cash''': I didn't see that in that project.
'''Chris''': ''[condescending]'' Well, did you have a CADD program in your computer?
'''Clyde Cash''': Yes! I have the official one from AUTOCAD.
'''Chris''': I see.
'''Clyde Cash''': Did you even bother to look for a job utilizing that degree?
'''Chris''': I have. And it's a bit... on a shortage right now.
'''Clyde Cash''': Did you even go in for an interview?
'''Chris''': I have gone in for interviews, yeah.
'''Clyde Cash''': With what companies.
'''Chris''': [long pause] I'm under so much stress, I've got a headache. It's hard for me to think of specific names at the moment.
'''Clyde Cash''': You're lying to me, is that what you're saying?
'''Chris''': I am not lying to you.
'''Clyde Cash''': Julie, listen to that. He can't even name one company he's tried to work for. Do you think a man could financially support you like that?
'''Julie''': Uh, yes. It's possible. He can do it.
'''Chris''': See, I can do it.
'''Clyde Cash''': This is American dollars we're talking about, the conversion rate is so much different.
'''Julie''': I don't care, you can do anything.
'''Chris''': Yeah.
'''Clyde Cash''': You're a little delusional. In America we got a bad economic spin right now. A really bad one.
'''Julie''': I understand that.
'''Chris''': Me too.
'''Clyde Cash''': No you don't, Chris. You don't listen to the bad news. You said it yourself. You don't listen to the bad news.
'''Chris''': [overlaps] I do too. I listen to it every day, when I'm trapped with him in the car, or when I'm downstairs with him.
'''Clyde Cash''': Wait, why are you going with your father in the car? For what?
'''Chris''': Sometimes I go out when him when he goes on trips, he goes downtown for-- to run an errand. And sometimes I'll even go out with him for his morning cup of coffee. And than I get a cup of coffee as well.
'''Clyde Cash''': Okay. Tell me. Tell me why we've got an economic crisis.
'''Chris''': One reason? The high gas prices being raised by the Arabs. They're getting greedy. And the low amount of available jobs being made. A lot of people are getting fired, and a whole bunch of other stuff I can't think of at the moment, because I'll admit sometimes my memory fails me.
'''Clyde Cash''': What the hell kind of answer was that?
'''Chris''': An HONEST one.
'''Clyde Cash''': Is it the truth? Have you even looked it up? Do you understand what a bank does?
'''Chris''': Bank. Keeps your-- it does-- you store your money in the bank. Eventually it increases with interest, and you can spend some out of it and you can put some more in it.
'''Clyde Cash''': How to banks make-- how do banks raise the money to give people interest? How do they do that?
'''Chris''': Okay, I'll admit you got me there. I don't know.
'''Clyde Cash''': That is the reason we have a terrible economic meltdown right now. Because banks are giving out loans that people cannot pay off. And now it's all comes tumbling down. A bunch of corruption, a bunch of terrible loans, and a president who didn't know what to do. You're telling me you're financially prepared to take on a future wife?
'''Chris''': I didn't-- I... I did not say that--
'''Clyde Cash''': I'm doing this for the good of Julie. Do you understand what I'm asking you? This isn't hatred against you or anything. I'm trying to make you a better person.
'''Chris''': Yeah, listen. I may or may not be financially prepared at the moment, but I know that I am emotionally prepared.
'''Clyde Cash''': Look, I wanna tell you a story my [mumbles]. He had it all. He was completely prepared to marry his sweetheart. But you know what he didn't have? Money. He was trapped in student loans and college and he could barely pay off everything in his apartment. He's 80 and he's never heard from her since. Now, I don't want you to grow up to be a lonely old man, but... you don't have the money. Julie's gonna leave you. Julie is going to leave you. And I know this.
'''Julie''': No I'm not.
'''Chris''': I have faith in Julie. She has faith in me.
'''Clyde Cash''': As I said, faith means nothing. As I said last time, if you end up homeless, it's over. She's going to leave you.
'''Julie''': No I won't. I would never do that.
'''Clyde Cash''': Julie.
'''Julie''': What?
'''Clyde Cash''': You know, you seem to be trapped in a fantasy world of romance where you think things will work out in the end. Let me tell you something. It doesn't. It doesn't work out in the end.
'''Julie''': Yes, it's true. It will.
'''Clyde Cash''': It doesn't.
'''Julie''': Isn't that right Chris?
'''Clyde Cash''': ''[overlaps]'' I'm just giving you stories, my own stories, my own personal tales of loss. And things do not work out like you see in the movies. You have to agree with me on this. The divorce rate in America is 50%. Fifty god damn percent.
'''Chris''': Maybe so, but the other 50% are still happ-- are still happily married.
'''Clyde Cash''': You don't know if they're happy. They could be in it for the tax. Tax breaks, and what not. They might not-- they could be separated. My parents were for quite a long time, and than they got divorced, and then they died. It's a sad ''[idk]'' You gotta understand.
'''Chris''': Look. Yeah. I hear-- I-I- I'm understanding where you're coming from. But you do not need to reflect your own bad times among other people.
''[Voices overlapping]''
'''Clyde Cash''': What about your parents?
'''Chris''': Oh, let me ask-- let me tell you something. I talked to my mother. They never got drunk before they had me. They planned me. They met in 1979, they married in 1980, I was born in 1982.
'''Clyde Cash''': I trust the word of your brother more than the word of your parents. 'Cause your mother's been lying to Cole for quite a long time. Did he ever find out who his real father was?
'''Chris''': Yes. He did.
'''Clyde Cash''': Really. I should ask him, I should ask him.
''[Voices overlap]''
'''Chris''': I'm sorry, go ahead.
'''Clyde Cash''': No, you go. You go.
'''Chris''': Anyway, you'll find an answer the same thing from him that his blood father was a drunk.
'''Clyde Cash''': But what about your mother? Didn't she divorce? Or your father?
'''Chris''': I'm sorry could you repeat that?
'''Clyde Cash''': Didn't your mother and father, y'know, go through various marriages as well?
'''Chris''': Yes, my mother has been through a few different marriages, and my father has only been through one marriage before they met.
'''Clyde Cash''': You see, fifty percent is definitely not a lie. And Julie-- you and Julie... could end up the same way. It's what I'm saying. I'm TRYING for the best. I'm TRYING to help you. Julie, both of you have problems that need actual help.
'''Chris''': You could use some of your own help as well.
'''Clyde Cash''': I don't, okay? I'm not actually looking for.. ''[mumbles]''... if Sarah comes back, that's fine. I'm prepared. But Chris, you are not prepared at all.
'''Chris''': I'm more prepared than you'll ever be able to imagine.
'''Clyde Cash''': We just went over your finances, you have a hundred dollars saved up. That's not gonna get you anywhere.
'''Chris''': I may not be financially prepared at the moment, but I am emotionally prepared right now.
'''Clyde Cash''': Again, emotions mean nothing when you're homeless and out on the street. I'm repeating myself. I'm a parrot, and I want a cracker.
'''Chris''': ''[Squawks loudly]''
'''Clyde Cash''': That was unnecessary.
'''Chris''': Well you called yourself a parrot, so I squawked. ''[squawks twice]''
'''Clyde Cash''': You don't have to do that. Stop doing that on this conversation. 
'''Chris''': Excuse me. ''[rustling sounds]'' ''[presumably somebody calling for him]'' Coming!
''[long pause]''
'''Julie''': Clyde, you should leave now before Chris comes back and gets mad at you. You're just making him angrier and angrier.
'''Clyde Cash''': You better watch your mouth. Or ''[mumbles]'' will take you away from your precious, precious internets. Stay silent. ''[Starts singing something?]''
''[long pause]''
'''Julie''': Chris?
'''Clyde Cash''': It's the curse. The parental curse. ''[creepy sigh]'' The truth behind your crutch. This is good, isn't it...? 
''[Clyde mumbles more]''
'''Chris''': ''[sighs]'' Okay, my mom wants me to go out and get her some bread, some orange juice, and a tuna salad from Sheets (?)''[[I don't understand, local store name?]'' Sheets is open 24 hours.
'''Clyde Cash''': That's nice. Okay. I can't believe you said--
'''Chris''': ''[overlaps]'' Julie, I'll talk to you later on the Playstation Network. Goodbye!
'''Julie''': Are you going to come back to Mumble?
'''Chris''': Mm, that's something for me to think about. I'll see you later Julie. Alright, Clyde.
'''Julie''': Alright, I'll see you later. Bye.
''[Chris disconnects.]''
'''Julie''': Could have been better. Could have been awfully better. That's all I can say. I'm disappointed. And before you roll on me, you're suppo-- ''[cuts off]'' I am a-- ''[cuts off]''
''[Rest of the audio is muted or mumbled]''

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Mumble 7

2010-03-28T17:23:04Z

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'''Mumble 7''' is the seventh of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 13th February 2009. Appears to be the genesis for the videos [[fail|proving]] Chris' [[I AM STRONG|strength]] and [[Obesity|fighting]] [[Challenge For Clyde|skill]], though these would not materialise for several months.

==Summary==

* A fan talks to Chris about putting naked posters of girls and pictures of men up in his room up to find out if his friend was a [[homo]] as Chris suggested. He tells Chris that his girlfriend dumped him over the posters and his friend ignored all of them. Chris sees nothing wrong with his advice until Julie tells him that she wouldn't like that. Chris recommends sending an anonymous letter explaining the situation and utterly fails to apologise or show concern.
* Fans point out that Chris shouldn't have to show and prove that he is straight.
* Chris cuts a fan off to let Julie ask a question involving [[pedofork|shota]].
* Fans ask Chris to turn his radio down.
* Chris uses Wal-Mart printer paper & RSVP ballpoint pen to draw, and a 50-pack of Crayola markers to colour. Refuses to use colour pencils or Photoshop to colour, saying he prefers the markers.
* Chris talks about Omicron's redone version of [[Sonichu]], accusing him of plagiarism. Says that the difference between what Omicron is doing and what he is doing is that Sonichu is his. Agrees to let Omicron continue if he credits Chris with the copyright.
* '''Julie is convincing Chris to make videos proving to Clyde how strong he is.''' Chris feels that the [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|dildo breaking video]] proved this. Fans say that Chris' dildo comes apart naturally for cleaning.
* '''A fan recommends making a video showing off his fighting moves to scare Clyde.'''.
* Chris is asked why he would use a dildo in proving that he is straight. Chris says that he is straight for crushing it, fans call him a [[homo]] for keeping it.
* Chris [[lie|denies]] [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|using the dildo]], and claims that it's now broken. Fan says it could easily be reassembled. Chris is adamant that it was glued and that it took a lot of strength to pull it apart.
* When asked by Julie, '''Chris admits using super-shears from Cutco to break the dildo glue, claiming to use a lot of strength in the process'''.
* Fans discuss [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]]. Chris insists that it was drawn in protest of [[ED]]. He says it was anonymous, as [[fail|most women have long brown hair and her eyes were censored]].
* Insists that [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:AngelicainGod%27sEyes.JPG the Rule 34 of Angelica Rosechu] is masturbating and enjoying it, and is using her hand to do it.
* Chris thinks Billy Mays is on Home Improvement.
* Chris isn't doing anything on Valentine's Day, as Julie is not there yet.
* Chris discusses the the No-Redheads policy in his [[Love Quest]]. Says that redheads don't attract him unless they are not natural redheads. No piercings or tattoos allowed.
* Chris is OK with blue hair.
* Does a terrible Marge Simpson impersonation.
* Chris impersonates Comic Book Guy and Donald Duck.
* A fan presents the possibility that AIDS was sent by God to kill the [[homos]].
* [[Chris and Religion|Premarital sex being forbidden in Christianity]] is discussed. Chris fumbles for an explanation.
* '''A fan pretending to be black says he believes the government made AIDS to get rid of black people. Chris says that that's the kind of thing a black guy would say'''.
* Premarital sex comes up again. Chris compares it to using porn to practise and learn skills for later.
* The fake black fan calls Chris on his comment from earlier about black guys and AIDS. He makes the excuse that someone else said it first.
* Questions on Sonichu start. Sonichu doesn't wear clothes because it's a comic. Chris isn't sure how [[Blake]] sounds. He might sound black, he might sound like Shadow the Hedgehog.
* The fake black fan asks why the bad guy has to be black, also mentioning [[Silvana]]. Chris says that he doesn't have to be.
* Chris gets annoyed about the pronunciation of [[Rosechu]] as popularised by the Old Narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].
* '''Chris doesn't disagree that the [[Audiobooks]] made Sonichu more popular that he ever did'''.
* He doesn't mind [[Fan:Index|fan-fics]] that don't portray Sonichu in a bad light.
* The audio goes low in the main chat and a fan has a private, unrelated conversation for a few minutes.
* Audio comes back as Chris is admitting that the [[B-Manajerk]] was black in real life.
* Chris doesn't watch the news, so doesn't have an opinion on [[Barack Obama|Obama]]. He voted for him because he saw a documentary where he saw more of himself in Obama, namely that he was an outcast at one point.
* A fan says that you should vote based on politics, not personality. Chris says that he is a moderate.
* Chris doesn't know what the financial bailout is. He says that he drew the [[Sonichu 8#The Elevator Gags| racist picture]] of Obama based on his father's joke, before he saw the documentaries that made him vote.
* Chris will not agree or disagree with interracial dating/marriage. He would want a white woman, but he would be [[gal pals|friends]] with others.
* He'd marry an Asian.
* It's not yet known if Silvana will be a good guy or if she will be lose her [[pickle|dick]].
* '''Chris doesn't know what he wanted to be when he was younger, he's just making it up as he goes along'''.
* '''Chris is keeping the name changes in the comics for legal reasons'''.
* A fan suggests Slaweel cursing Rosechu to have a dick. Chris gets upset before saying that he'll think about it. The fans think it's a great idea. One considers a talking penis for Rosechu. Chris says it's a stupid idea.
* Another fan asks about Chris being sacked from Wendy's. He denies scaring the child with his Donald Duck impersonation, saying that he didn't make him cry.
* Chris might release his DVD one day.
* A fan says that Chris has influenced underground rappers such as Immortal Technique, who has sampled him.
* Chris takes requests. Impersonates MC Hammer, Dr Nick Riviera, Peter from [[Family Guy]], Mario and Sonic, butchering them all and tainting our childhood memories.
* More Sonichu questions. '''Chris won't upload [[Zapina]] [[Rule 34]] because she is underage and Chris is worried about legal ramifications'''. When he was reassured that this would be legal, he said he would consider it. He will also consider Sonichu-Rosechu anal sex. Rosechu would not clean the [[pickle]] with her mouth, she would clean it off with a washcloth. He would not sell the the washcloth on EBay.
* Chris calls a stop to the potty humour displayed throughout the Sonichu questions.
* '''Chris denies that [[Yawning Squirtle]] is a character'''.
* Fans ask for a joke. He recites a dreadful rhyme about Videogame consoles. He then tells his awful [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]].
* Fans start to tell racist jokes about [[niggos|black people]] and Mexicans. Chris calls for a stop to this.
* A fan says that his friend [[mass debating|masturbated]] to the [[rule 34|adult section of Sonichu]] and is now worried that his friend is a [[homo]], as they were drawn by a man. '''Chris says that this is what he intended it for''', and they are drawings of women, so his friend is straight. He doesn't masturbate to his own drawings.
* Chris reassures a fan that [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] in the same room as another man isn't gay as long as both men are thinking of women, but he would not do this.
* Chris offers no comment as to what constitutes adultery.
* Chris says that he is patriotic. He manages to mangle the three lines of the National Anthem that he knows. He then tells a 'patriotic' joke that is insensitive to Mexicans. [[Chris and Hypocrisy| the fans call him on his "no more racist jokes" statement from earlier]].
* Chris does a poor impersonation of Mr T.
* Chris says that if you are married, sleeping with someone else isn't cheating if you have consent from your spouse.
* Chris gives more advice on [[homos]] and recommends Axe body spray for attracting girls.
* Chris has not met any celebrities, only local DJs.
* Does impersonations of Homer Simpson and Bender. The two sound identical.
* Chris gives dating advice: Stay calm, polite, friendly and don't let your nerves get the best of you. Say "Hello, how are you" and talk about yourself. '''[[Barbara|His mom]] told him that standing around with a sign makes him look retarded. A female fan cracks up laughing and can't stop'''.
* "Those who can't, teach"
* Chris says he has never even been on a date. Rejects dating suggestions from fans.
* '''Chris was close with Sarah "[[PandaHalo]]" McKenzie, but hasn't heard from her in over two weeks. He heard about the fires and doesn't know if she's still alive. When a fan adds that 108 people were killed in the fires, Chris responds to the entire ordeal with [[Chris and death|"It's OK though, at least I have a good woman who's willing to be by my side at this point"]]'''.
* When pushed, he says he feels remorse for the the victims of the fires and is concerned that [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Panda]] is dead.
* He asserts that he didn't abandon Sarah for [[Julie]].
* '''A fan says that if [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] isn't alive, Chris should take solace that her perfectly barbecued remains fed the survivors. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|SHUT UP!!!]]'''
* Chris says that he cares about Sarah and Julie equally and wouldn't dump Julie as a friend. A fan asks what he will do to the survivors who ate Sarah. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|"SHUT UP!!!"]] and demands that he be booted.
* Fans reassure Chris that Sarah is probably OK.
* Chris does abominable impersonations of Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks and Hank Hill. '''He sings "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggos|Niggas]] Over There"'''. He also impersonates Meowth and sings the Team Rocket song.
* [[Clyde]] enters. Chris refuses to answer questions and leaves.

==Transcript==
'''Guy:''' Chris! 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all! (echoes) 
'''Guy:''' I'll be damned. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hey Chris. 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all. 
'''Fan:''' Uh, Chris--[gets cut off by another guy] 
'''Chris:''' Uh you know, can't com-- it's uh, can't complain. 
'''Other Guy:''' How's construction of the site? 
'''Fan:''' it is so Chris 
'''Chris:''' Yeah? 
'''Fan:''' Well I...I need to ask you something. 
'''Chris:''' Yup? 
'''Fan:''' Uh.. I put those posters, of the... Playboy and everything in my room, and uh, one of my girlfriends saw it, and she got mad at me for looking at other w--... other girls, and she broke up with me. 
'''Chris:''' Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. It could-- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, she called me a pervert. I-I don't understand this. 
'''Chris:''' Did you... did you ex-- did you try to explain to her about situation between you and that guy? 
'''Fan:''' I... I did, and I don't think she understood. 
'''Chris:''' Hmmm... well, you should try, you should, uh, s--... try, uh, you should try wr--, you should tr--, uh, do you know her email address? 
(pause) 
'''Chris:''' So, uh-- 
'''Fan:''' A-also, wait... also, uh, the friend, I was talking about, he, uh, lives with us, and [typing noises] he, uh, he went into my room, and didn't even notice the posters. He just s-sat in the middle, and he didn't s...see any uh, part of the room. 
'''Chris:''' Huh. Hmm. 
'''Fan:''' So, uh... so, yeah, I don't know. I mean, my girlfriend broke up with me, called me a pervert, said that I shouldn't be looking at other girls, I mean... I don't know what to do now. 
'''Chris:''' Well listen, uh, answer my question, do you have her email address? 
'''Fan:''' Umm... yeah, but she won't... she won't answer me anymore. 
'''Chris:''' Hm... ok, hmm. Here's what you can do, uh... Do you know your girlfriend's... any of your girlfriend's gal-pals? 
'''Fan:''' No. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm... well, you should try to.. like wr-- you should write out... hmm... hmm... here's an idea. S-- Write a letter to her and send it via smail mai--, via snail mail, but don't write the return address. On it. 
'''Fan:''' What should I write? 
'''Chris:''' Just like, you know, like, they, you know, this is... you know, this is... you, uh, you put your name there, and you, it's, and then you would basically explain the situation between you and that guy, and that's why you had the posters up, well that's why you put the posters up. 
'''Fan:''' I don't understand what was the point of the posters in the first place? 
'''Chris:''' (sighs) it's... (sighs) if he looks at... if he, if he is very interested, if he is, if he was straight, he would uh, look at the women. Very much. 
'''Fan:''' But he didn't even notice them. He didn't notice any of the posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, I guess he is a homo. 
'''Fan:''' W...well, um, he wasn't looking at anything, not even the guy posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Hmm... He's not blind, surely. 
'''Fan:''' So, like, what is he, is he like, uh...I don't know. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I don't know either, man. But, you know at the moment I would suggest you, uh, write t-- write the letter to your girlfriend, send the mail, don't write your return address on the envelope, and, uh, mail it to her. 
'''Fan:''' Also my mom saw the posters and she got offended, she's like really really just in- she said that uh, lust is a sin or some shit. Oh, like she said, she's like all against the, you know, Playboy in my room. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, apparently your mom hasn't been [beeps] didn't have that open minded that time. So, give her time to recover, she'll uh, she might, she might open up. 
'''Fan:'''Yeah, I don't think that was a good idea though, I mean, why did you suggest it? 
'''Chris:''' I was trying to see if he, I was trying to s--help you figure out if your uh, if your friend was a homo or not. 
'''Fan:''' I know, but, uh, do you have Playboy posters in your room? 
'''Chris:''' [can't make out] I'm very forward. 
'''Chris:''' I have uh, poster of some, of uh, I have a poster in my room of uh, some uh, naked girls I got from adamandeve.com as a bonus. 
'''Fan:''' Then, nobody says anything about it? 
'''Chris:''' [clears throat] Well, I didn't really have too many oppor--, too many people in my room. So, it's kind of like in a hard to notice place. 
'''Fan:''' Um, wondering, um, If you showed anyone, wouldn't they be offended? 
'''Chris:''' Maybe, maybe not, it just depends on their point of view. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I wouldn't want the same thing that happened to me to happen to you. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I hear you there. Uh, just to so just sound clear... Julie? 
'''Julie:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' Julie, are you there? 
'''Julie:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Ok, uh, would you be offended if you saw such a poster in my room? 
'''Julie:''' [''breaks up''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh, What will, what was that? 
'''Julie''' Yes I would, kind of. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Well that's no problem, I can take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about, I mean... 
'''Chris:''' That's why I asked Julie right now, because I respect her. So, because she said that she would, I will take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Well, I've been thinking, um... 
'''Julie:''' Do you have... [can't make out] Chris, I don't think you should look at other woman.[sic] In my opinion. 
'''Chris:''' I see, Julie. Well that's fine. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah.. 
'''Chris:''' I...I respect that. 
'''Fan:''' She might get jealous, I mean, that's what happened to my...my girlfriend. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's fine Julie, I respect you, I respect that. Just-- 
'''Julie:''' Hey guys, do you have a question? If he's done? Uh-- 
'''Fan:''' Oh, uh, one more thing, um, I've been thinking, uh, I don't really think you need, you know, posters and stuff like, to prove you're straight, I mean, if you're straight, that's all there is to it, am I right? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' I think you're right. 
'''Fan:''' I.. .I mean, you shouldn't have to prove that you're straight. 
'''Julie:''' You're right. 
'''Other Guy:''' [line breaks temporarily] --You should not have to reassure us, though. You should just be knowing it, and nothing that anybody says, you get very, uh... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's ve--ah--very--but you see, I have like, I have that [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] in my room, it's just, so that I can, uh, for in case I have any--for in case I have any random thoughts, on account really, to tempt me. 
''[unintelligible mix of chatter from most participants trying to get their word in]'' 
'''Other Guy:''' I--I mean, even if they're random thoughts, even if they're random thoughts, if you know you're ''positive'' about it, you shouldn't have to look at anything to make sure. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Fan:''' Chris, usually. 
'''Guy:''' Okay. Uh, moving on from all this homosexuality, uh, I have one question, uh, --[gets cut off by Chris in the background]-- ...never mind, [fat douchebag?] 
'''Chris:''' Hey, ah, let Julie ask a question, let Julie ask her question. 
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, I was watching you on the Internet yesterday and, what's a shotacon?[slightly cutoff] 
'''Chris:''' ...I'm sorry, uh-y, I'm sorry, you got cut off, what was that? 
'''Julie:''' What's a sho--[cuts off again]-- 
'''Chris:''' ...What's a...''short''? 
'''Julie:''' Shot--[cuts off third time, pretty obvious she's saying ''shota'']-- 
'''Fan:''' Dude, shota. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, shota. 
'''Chris:''' Ssshhhh...shota? 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, S-H-O-A-T-A [sic]. 
'''Fan:''' Oh, it's a word he found online. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, [baby?], yeah. 
'''Chris:''' I never heard of that word. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hmm. 
'''Chris:''' I dunno, if you want to look it up, you can probably find out on an online dictionary... 
(pause, and a weary sigh [''not from Chris'']) 
'''Chris:''' I'll--I'll take a look. Hang on. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, I know some Japanese and I think I've heard that somewhere, like in a magazine or something. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, it's some of that Japanese shit. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Probably is. Three moments, I'll look it up. 
'''Julie:''' Okay! 
(pause, Chris' radio is audible) 
'''Chris:''' ...Whoops, that was the wrong one. The wrong bookmark. 
'''Fan:''' S-H-O-T-A. 
'''Chris:''' I know, I just get the wrong bookmark for...place I wi--for like...dictionary-type website that I have. 
(pause, Chris' keyboard taps are audible) 
'''Guy:''' Uhhh...Chris? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' Ok, now that Julie's done with her question, I also had one. 
'''Fan:''' He has to find what that means first. 
'''Guy:''' Oh, ''I'm sorry''. 
'''Chris:''' Shit, ah shit, I've just found it on Wikipedia. It's, uh, it's a ma--it's a Japanese name. It's a name of a person. In Japan. 

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==Links==
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==See Also==

[[Christian's sex joke]] - Used during this chat.

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[[Category:Mumble chats]]

Mumble 7

2010-03-28T17:22:03Z

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'''Mumble 7''' is the seventh of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 13th February 2009. Appears to be the genesis for the videos [[fail|proving]] Chris' [[I AM STRONG|strength]] and [[Obesity|fighting]] [[Challenge For Clyde|skill]], though these would not materialise for several months.

==Summary==

* A fan talks to Chris about putting naked posters of girls and pictures of men up in his room up to find out if his friend was a [[homo]] as Chris suggested. He tells Chris that his girlfriend dumped him over the posters and his friend ignored all of them. Chris sees nothing wrong with his advice until Julie tells him that she wouldn't like that. Chris recommends sending an anonymous letter explaining the situation and utterly fails to apologise or show concern.
* Fans point out that Chris shouldn't have to show and prove that he is straight.
* Chris cuts a fan off to let Julie ask a question involving [[pedofork|shota]].
* Fans ask Chris to turn his radio down.
* Chris uses Wal-Mart printer paper & RSVP ballpoint pen to draw, and a 50-pack of Crayola markers to colour. Refuses to use colour pencils or Photoshop to colour, saying he prefers the markers.
* Chris talks about Omicron's redone version of [[Sonichu]], accusing him of plagiarism. Says that the difference between what Omicron is doing and what he is doing is that Sonichu is his. Agrees to let Omicron continue if he credits Chris with the copyright.
* '''Julie is convincing Chris to make videos proving to Clyde how strong he is.''' Chris feels that the [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|dildo breaking video]] proved this. Fans say that Chris' dildo comes apart naturally for cleaning.
* '''A fan recommends making a video showing off his fighting moves to scare Clyde.'''.
* Chris is asked why he would use a dildo in proving that he is straight. Chris says that he is straight for crushing it, fans call him a [[homo]] for keeping it.
* Chris [[lie|denies]] [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|using the dildo]], and claims that it's now broken. Fan says it could easily be reassembled. Chris is adamant that it was glued and that it took a lot of strength to pull it apart.
* When asked by Julie, '''Chris admits using super-shears from Cutco to break the dildo glue, claiming to use a lot of strength in the process'''.
* Fans discuss [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]]. Chris insists that it was drawn in protest of [[ED]]. He says it was anonymous, as [[fail|most women have long brown hair and her eyes were censored]].
* Insists that [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:AngelicainGod%27sEyes.JPG the Rule 34 of Angelica Rosechu] is masturbating and enjoying it, and is using her hand to do it.
* Chris thinks Billy Mays is on Home Improvement.
* Chris isn't doing anything on Valentine's Day, as Julie is not there yet.
* Chris discusses the the No-Redheads policy in his [[Love Quest]]. Says that redheads don't attract him unless they are not natural redheads. No piercings or tattoos allowed.
* Chris is OK with blue hair.
* Does a terrible Marge Simpson impersonation.
* Chris impersonates Comic Book Guy and Donald Duck.
* A fan presents the possibility that AIDS was sent by God to kill the [[homos]].
* [[Chris and Religion|Premarital sex being forbidden in Christianity]] is discussed. Chris fumbles for an explanation.
* '''A fan pretending to be black says he believes the government made AIDS to get rid of black people. Chris says that that's the kind of thing a black guy would say'''.
* Premarital sex comes up again. Chris compares it to using porn to practise and learn skills for later.
* The fake black fan calls Chris on his comment from earlier about black guys and AIDS. He makes the excuse that someone else said it first.
* Questions on Sonichu start. Sonichu doesn't wear clothes because it's a comic. Chris isn't sure how [[Blake]] sounds. He might sound black, he might sound like Shadow the Hedgehog.
* The fake black fan asks why the bad guy has to be black, also mentioning [[Silvana]]. Chris says that he doesn't have to be.
* Chris gets annoyed about the pronunciation of [[Rosechu]] as popularised by the Old Narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].
* '''Chris doesn't disagree that the [[Audiobooks]] made Sonichu more popular that he ever did'''.
* He doesn't mind [[Fan:Index|fan-fics]] that don't portray Sonichu in a bad light.
* The audio goes low in the main chat and a fan has a private, unrelated conversation for a few minutes.
* Audio comes back as Chris is admitting that the [[B-Manajerk]] was black in real life.
* Chris doesn't watch the news, so doesn't have an opinion on [[Barack Obama|Obama]]. He voted for him because he saw a documentary where he saw more of himself in Obama, namely that he was an outcast at one point.
* A fan says that you should vote based on politics, not personality. Chris says that he is a moderate.
* Chris doesn't know what the financial bailout is. He says that he drew the [[Sonichu 8#The Elevator Gags| racist picture]] of Obama based on his father's joke, before he saw the documentaries that made him vote.
* Chris will not agree or disagree with interracial dating/marriage. He would want a white woman, but he would be [[gal pals|friends]] with others.
* He'd marry an Asian.
* It's not yet known if Silvana will be a good guy or if she will be lose her [[pickle|dick]].
* '''Chris doesn't know what he wanted to be when he was younger, he's just making it up as he goes along'''.
* '''Chris is keeping the name changes in the comics for legal reasons'''.
* A fan suggests Slaweel cursing Rosechu to have a dick. Chris gets upset before saying that he'll think about it. The fans think it's a great idea. One considers a talking penis for Rosechu. Chris says it's a stupid idea.
* Another fan asks about Chris being sacked from Wendy's. He denies scaring the child with his Donald Duck impersonation, saying that he didn't make him cry.
* Chris might release his DVD one day.
* A fan says that Chris has influenced underground rappers such as Immortal Technique, who has sampled him.
* Chris takes requests. Impersonates MC Hammer, Dr Nick Riviera, Peter from [[Family Guy]], Mario and Sonic, butchering them all and tainting our childhood memories.
* More Sonichu questions. '''Chris won't upload [[Zapina]] [[Rule 34]] because she is underage and Chris is worried about legal ramifications'''. When he was reassured that this would be legal, he said he would consider it. He will also consider Sonichu-Rosechu anal sex. Rosechu would not clean the [[pickle]] with her mouth, she would clean it off with a washcloth. He would not sell the the washcloth on EBay.
* Chris calls a stop to the potty humour displayed throughout the Sonichu questions.
* '''Chris denies that [[Yawning Squirtle]] is a character'''.
* Fans ask for a joke. He recites a dreadful rhyme about Videogame consoles. He then tells his awful [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]].
* Fans start to tell racist jokes about [[niggos|black people]] and Mexicans. Chris calls for a stop to this.
* A fan says that his friend [[mass debating|masturbated]] to the [[rule 34|adult section of Sonichu]] and is now worried that his friend is a [[homo]], as they were drawn by a man. '''Chris says that this is what he intended it for''', and they are drawings of women, so his friend is straight. He doesn't masturbate to his own drawings.
* Chris reassures a fan that [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] in the same room as another man isn't gay as long as both men are thinking of women, but he would not do this.
* Chris offers no comment as to what constitutes adultery.
* Chris says that he is patriotic. He manages to mangle the three lines of the National Anthem that he knows. He then tells a 'patriotic' joke that is insensitive to Mexicans. [[Chris and Hypocrisy| the fans call him on his "no more racist jokes" statement from earlier]].
* Chris does a poor impersonation of Mr T.
* Chris says that if you are married, sleeping with someone else isn't cheating if you have consent from your spouse.
* Chris gives more advice on [[homos]] and recommends Axe body spray for attracting girls.
* Chris has not met any celebrities, only local DJs.
* Does impersonations of Homer Simpson and Bender. The two sound identical.
* Chris gives dating advice: Stay calm, polite, friendly and don't let your nerves get the best of you. Say "Hello, how are you" and talk about yourself. '''[[Barbara|His mom]] told him that standing around with a sign makes him look retarded. A female fan cracks up laughing and can't stop'''.
* "Those who can't, teach"
* Chris says he has never even been on a date. Rejects dating suggestions from fans.
* '''Chris was close with Sarah "[[PandaHalo]]" McKenzie, but hasn't heard from her in over two weeks. He heard about the fires and doesn't know if she's still alive. When a fan adds that 108 people were killed in the fires, Chris responds to the entire ordeal with [[Chris and death|"It's OK though, at least I have a good woman who's willing to be by my side at this point"]]'''.
* When pushed, he says he feels remorse for the the victims of the fires and is concerned that [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Panda]] is dead.
* He asserts that he didn't abandon Sarah for [[Julie]].
* '''A fan says that if [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] isn't alive, Chris should take solace that her perfectly barbecued remains fed the survivors. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|SHUT UP!!!]]'''
* Chris says that he cares about Sarah and Julie equally and wouldn't dump Julie as a friend. A fan asks what he will do to the survivors who ate Sarah. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|"SHUT UP!!!"]] and demands that he be booted.
* Fans reassure Chris that Sarah is probably OK.
* Chris does abominable impersonations of Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks and Hank Hill. '''He sings "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggos|Niggas]] Over There"'''. He also impersonates Meowth and sings the Team Rocket song.
* [[Clyde]] enters. Chris refuses to answer questions and leaves.

==Transcript==
'''Guy:''' Chris! 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all! (echoes) 
'''Guy:''' I'll be damned. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hey Chris. 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all. 
'''Fan:''' Uh, Chris--[gets cut off by another guy] 
'''Chris:''' Uh you know, can't com-- it's uh, can't complain. 
'''Other Guy:''' How's construction of the site? 
'''Fan:''' it is so Chris 
'''Chris:''' Yeah? 
'''Fan:''' Well I...I need to ask you something. 
'''Chris:''' Yup? 
'''Fan:''' Uh.. I put those posters, of the... Playboy and everything in my room, and uh, one of my girlfriends saw it, and she got mad at me for looking at other w--... other girls, and she broke up with me. 
'''Chris:''' Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. It could-- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, she called me a pervert. I-I don't understand this. 
'''Chris:''' Did you... did you ex-- did you try to explain to her about situation between you and that guy? 
'''Fan:''' I... I did, and I don't think she understood. 
'''Chris:''' Hmmm... well, you should try, you should, uh, s--... try, uh, you should try wr--, you should tr--, uh, do you know her email address? 
(pause) 
'''Chris:''' So, uh-- 
'''Fan:''' A-also, wait... also, uh, the friend, I was talking about, he, uh, lives with us, and [typing noises] he, uh, he went into my room, and didn't even notice the posters. He just s-sat in the middle, and he didn't s...see any uh, part of the room. 
'''Chris:''' Huh. Hmm. 
'''Fan:''' So, uh... so, yeah, I don't know. I mean, my girlfriend broke up with me, called me a pervert, said that I shouldn't be looking at other girls, I mean... I don't know what to do now. 
'''Chris:''' Well listen, uh, answer my question, do you have her email address? 
'''Fan:''' Umm... yeah, but she won't... she won't answer me anymore. 
'''Chris:''' Hm... ok, hmm. Here's what you can do, uh... Do you know your girlfriend's... any of your girlfriend's gal-pals? 
'''Fan:''' No. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm... well, you should try to.. like wr-- you should write out... hmm... hmm... here's an idea. S-- Write a letter to her and send it via smail mai--, via snail mail, but don't write the return address. On it. 
'''Fan:''' What should I write? 
'''Chris:''' Just like, you know, like, they, you know, this is... you know, this is... you, uh, you put your name there, and you, it's, and then you would basically explain the situation between you and that guy, and that's why you had the posters up, well that's why you put the posters up. 
'''Fan:''' I don't understand what was the point of the posters in the first place? 
'''Chris:''' (sighs) it's... (sighs) if he looks at... if he, if he is very interested, if he is, if he was straight, he would uh, look at the women. Very much. 
'''Fan:''' But he didn't even notice them. He didn't notice any of the posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, I guess he is a homo. 
'''Fan:''' W...well, um, he wasn't looking at anything, not even the guy posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Hmm... He's not blind, surely. 
'''Fan:''' So, like, what is he, is he like, uh...I don't know. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I don't know either, man. But, you know at the moment I would suggest you, uh, write t-- write the letter to your girlfriend, send the mail, don't write your return address on the envelope, and, uh, mail it to her. 
'''Fan:''' Also my mom saw the posters and she got offended, she's like really really just in- she said that uh, lust is a sin or some shit. Oh, like she said, she's like all against the, you know, Playboy in my room. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, apparently your mom hasn't been [beeps] didn't have that open minded that time. So, give her time to recover, she'll uh, she might, she might open up. 
'''Fan:'''Yeah, I don't think that was a good idea though, I mean, why did you suggest it? 
'''Chris:''' I was trying to see if he, I was trying to s--help you figure out if your uh, if your friend was a homo or not. 
'''Fan:''' I know, but, uh, do you have Playboy posters in your room? 
'''Chris:''' [can't make out] I'm very forward. 
'''Chris:''' I have uh, poster of some, of uh, I have a poster in my room of uh, some uh, naked girls I got from adamandeve.com as a bonus. 
'''Fan:''' Then, nobody says anything about it? 
'''Chris:''' [clears throat] Well, I didn't really have too many oppor--, too many people in my room. So, it's kind of like in a hard to notice place. 
'''Fan:''' Um, wondering, um, If you showed anyone, wouldn't they be offended? 
'''Chris:''' Maybe, maybe not, it just depends on their point of view. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I wouldn't want the same thing that happened to me to happen to you. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I hear you there. Uh, just to so just sound clear... Julie? 
'''Julie:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' Julie, are you there? 
'''Julie:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Ok, uh, would you be offended if you saw such a poster in my room? 
'''Julie:''' [''breaks up''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh, What will, what was that? 
'''Julie''' Yes I would, kind of. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Well that's no problem, I can take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about, I mean... 
'''Chris:''' That's why I asked Julie right now, because I respect her. So, because she said that she would, I will take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Well, I've been thinking, um... 
'''Julie:''' Do you have... [can't make out] Chris, I don't think you should look at other woman.[sic] In my opinion. 
'''Chris:''' I see, Julie. Well that's fine. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah.. 
'''Chris:''' I...I respect that. 
'''Fan:''' She might get jealous, I mean, that's what happened to my...my girlfriend. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's fine Julie, I respect you, I respect that. Just-- 
'''Julie:''' Hey guys, do you have a question? If he's done? Uh-- 
'''Fan:''' Oh, uh, one more thing, um, I've been thinking, uh, I don't really think you need, you know, posters and stuff like, to prove you're straight, I mean, if you're straight, that's all there is to it, am I right? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' I think you're right. 
'''Fan:''' I.. .I mean, you shouldn't have to prove that you're straight. 
'''Julie:''' You're right. 
'''Other Guy:''' [line breaks temporarily] --You should not have to reassure us, though. You should just be knowing it, and nothing that anybody says, you get very, uh... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's ve--ah--very--but you see, I have like, I have that [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] in my room, it's just, so that I can, uh, for in case I have any--for in case I have any random thoughts, on account really, to tempt me. 
''[unintelligible mix of chatter from most participants trying to get their word in]'' 
'''Other Guy:''' I--I mean, even if they're random thoughts, even if they're random thoughts, if you know you're ''positive'' about it, you shouldn't have to look at anything to make sure. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Fan:''' Chris, usually. 
'''Guy:''' Okay. Uh, moving on from all this homosexuality, uh, I have one question, uh, --[gets cut off by Chris in the background]-- ...never mind, [fat douchebag?] 
'''Chris:''' Hey, ah, let Julie ask a question, let Julie ask her question. 
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, I was watching you on the Internet yesterday and, what's a shotacon?[slightly cutoff] 
'''Chris:''' ...I'm sorry, uh-y, I'm sorry, you got cut off, what was that? 
'''Julie:''' What's a sho--[cuts off again]-- 
'''Chris:''' ...What's a...''short''? 
'''Julie:''' Shot--[cuts off third time, pretty obvious she's saying ''shota'']-- 
'''Fan:''' Dude, shota. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, shota. 
'''Chris:''' Ssshhhh...shota? 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, S-H-O-A-T-A [sic]. 
'''Fan:''' Oh, it's a word he found online. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, [baby?], yeah. 
'''Chris:''' I never heard of that word. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hmm. 
'''Chris:''' I dunno, if you want to look it up, you can probably find out on an online dictionary... 
(pause, and a weary sigh [''not from Chris'']) 
'''Chris:''' I'll--I'll take a look. Hang on. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, I know some Japanese and I think I've heard that somewhere, like in a magazine or something. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, it's some of that Japanese shit. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Probably is. Three moments, I'll look it up. 
'''Julie:''' Okay! 
(pause, Chris' radio is audible) 
'''Chris:''' ...Whoops, that was the wrong one. The wrong bookmark. 
'''Fan:''' S-H-O-T-A. 
'''Chris:''' I know, I just get the wrong bookmark for...place I wi--for like...dictionary-type website that I have. 
(pause, Chris' keyboard taps are audible)
'''Guy:''' Uhhh...Chris? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' Ok, now that Julie's done with her question, I also had one. 
'''Fan:''' He has to find what that means first. 
'''Guy:''' Oh, ''I'm sorry''. 
'''Chris:''' Shit, ah shit, I've just found it on Wikipedia. It's, uh, it's a ma--it's a Japanese name. It's a name of a person. In Japan. 

{{Transcription}}
{{succession|label=[[Mumble|Mumble Chats]]|prevlink=[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat 6]]|nextlink=[[Mumble 8|Mumble Chat 8]]|}}

==Links==
[http://www.mediafire.com/?zkia5tz1y5j Download]

==See Also==

[[Christian's sex joke]] - Used during this chat.

{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Mumble chats]]

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{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates.}}

""Wait, what?"" - I read the changes to Chris' blog- girlfriend?! What do we think folks- a troll, or entirely fictional? I'm inclined to go with the latter, since every time Chris even so much as has a woman not completely blow him off he is screaming it from the rooftops. Should we ask him in the mailbag if this is finally the end of his Love Quest? Is this Lovely Weather, or Chloe? So many questions! -- Ronichu (the TRUE and ORIGINAL Rosechu/Sonichu hybrid character, do not steal!)

'''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]]

Mailbag 41 is up. Also, there are now a glorious Asperchu-related YouTube video embedded on the top half of the page. Nice one!

== New Article of the now/discussion page cleanup ==
The article of the now hasn't changed in awhile. May I choose a new one? Also, can someone clean up this discussion page? '''These topics are OLD and should be deleted:''' Lock this page Someone with move rights... 25 Days without an outrage my ass! 
== Lock this page ==
I think it is about time that this page is locked so only admins can edit it.--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 18:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

*Seconded. Very seconded. [[User:LStaley416|LStaley416]] 19:01, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*To be fair, the reason why it's unlocked is because in my opinion, I know that I'm proned to fucking shit up when I tinker with the front page and people might actually want to add something neat to the front page. I understand the concern due to recent vandalism, so if others users feel this way, then the front page will be locked. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:05, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*Is it possible to change the new user creation so it requires admin approval? That'd make it harder for faggots to simply sign up and vandalize the place, you could make them go through the IRC channel or something. Of course, that goes against the idea of a wiki being open to editing, but there's not really a nice way of stopping vandalism. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 19:27, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
:*CWCki, as I see it, strives to be open and people should be encouraged to edit it. Going into IRC shouldn't really be a prerequisite of CWCki. Some people don't like IRC and that's fine. Frankly, we're not really in a position to restrict users. As cogs said, she's working on installing an extension which will can easily spot vandalism and reverse it instantly since Cogs, myself, and Clyde can't monitor CWCki every single second. There's some really neat stuff bots can do with MediaWiki in respect to vandalism. But anyways, any wiki is subject to vandalism, but we learn to handle it and hopefully an extensions and maybe an anti-vandalism patrol will help. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*well, it's only one person, and the vandalism is fairly regular. i think granting some users anti-vandalism powers and possibly installing an extension will do. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 19:43, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

== Someone with move rights... ==

...plz move Main Page/Archive 1 to [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1]]. What happens in Talk: should stay in Talk:, and people who (for example) whack [[Special:Random]] should be spared from these ramblings =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 19:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*Good point, sometimes I miss small details like that D:. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

Chris has uploaded pages 84[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P84.jpg] and 85[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P85.jpg] Someone with rights update kthnxbai [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]] 00:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)

== Streamlining ==

There are a few modifications that I think the front page really needs. Namely, there needs to be an area that links to all the general areas most important to understanding Chris, such as the comics, the videos, the troll sagas, the CWCisms, etc. I recommend replacing the links in the "CWC Canon" with this. Do we really need a direct link to [[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:00, 1 December 2009 (CET)
*The thing is, those are texts directly written by Chris himself. It's like, the direct word of Chris while everything else is merely commentary. Personally, I think Chris's Wikipedia page is like the perfect introduction to hear how fucked up Chris is from Chris himself for those who are uninitiated. However, I think it might be handy to have like a "Essentials" box of key articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:29, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

== 25 Days Without an Outage, My Ass! ==

That is all. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 01:24, 11 December 2009 (CET)

== CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated ==

The CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated so it says thatChris answered the letters in Mailbag 24. Also, it probably should say he fell for a tranny.
:...Then update it.
:Also, sign your posts.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:20, 30 December 2009 (CET)
:: Done with care and just for you, dear Anonymous!!! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:22, 30 December 2009 (CET)
:::And that is why Griffintown is a better person than me--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:44, 30 December 2009 (CET)

== Suggestions for video of the now ==
Idk if this is a good place to do this, tell me if it is or not, I'm kinda new to this wiki, and wiki's in general, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxdvUwhg7jg Christian Weston Chandler CWC Sonichu's confession] [[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 06:15, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*Link fixed. Meh, seems long and tedious. I couldn't get through it. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:42, 3 January 2010 (CET)
:*It's pretty lulzy at the end. --[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 07:06, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*Another suggestion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3bvd0XIMZU--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 22:38, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*This was already the video of the now around 30 December or so. Also in the future, please go [[:Template talk:Video of the now|here]] to suggest videos for the Video of the now.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:18, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

==Missed Comic days==
Should we really count the days that the CWCipedia was down against him? He couldn't upload pages, yet the situation was his damn fault anyway. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 13:11, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:* I think we should include that as missed comic days. It's not like he uploaded extra comics to make up for it. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 13:47, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*I was thinking of maybe adding an asterisk next to the missing page count with note mentioning the outage time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:30, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

==what the fuck?==
www.sonichu.com now redirects to some stupid shit about asperchu or something. isn't www.sonichu.com supposed to redirect to here?--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 19:24, 8 January 2010 (UTC) (forgot to sign when i originally posted, sorry)
*Okay, two things. First of all, it's probably for the best. It'll help keep Chris from finding the site (if he hasn't already, that is, in the case that he has then at least he won't be able to find it anymore since the URL change) and also because Chris will be pissed if he finds out. He despises Asperchu, and the thought that it's growing bigger than Sonichu and is using him to garner popularity will probably make him tard rage. Second of all, sign your fucking posts. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:53, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:*It really doesn't fucking matter if Chris finds CWCki or not, he probably doesn't give a shit and won't believe it. Second of all, everyone loves Asperchu, and Alec Benson Leary is doing to the Sonichu comics what Liquid did for Chris's videos. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:08, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I thought the Sonichu.com redirect was fucking brilliant. Prove to Chris that Alec Benson Leary is better than him in every possible way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:11, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::Chris already knows about the CWCki. He blanked the front page once whining about it and was promptly banned. [[User:Evang|Evang]] 06:16, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::::I thought that was a white knight.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:39, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::Wasn't chris. Chris probably looked at this and thought UGH TOO MANY WORDS and quit. but yeah asperchu is the next big thing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::::::That's the story I have heard. He said the proverbial TL;DR and left. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:59, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Actually Griffintwon, you're thinking of the story of when Chris found /cwc/. He couldn't even attempt to post the because there were "too many words" and the page's background hurt his eyes. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 22:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==Okay==

Why the fuck isn't the main page protected? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:48, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
*What the fuck was with the whole "Chris-chan is dead guiz, srsly" on the front page? [[User:NasuGrave|NasuGrave]] 21:50, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*1) because people, in theory, should be allowed to improve the main page, 2) we're getting pretty good at stopping vandalism in the race occurrences it happens. Also, to address NasuGrave, I imagine this is some faggot who thinks LULZ ROFLMAO in saying that Chris is dead and giving credit to his shitty troll persona no one gives a shit about. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**[[User:Cchandlersonichu]] here you are champ. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:53, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***[[User:Gutcruncher]]. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
:::Gutcruncher looks safe, but we'll keep an eye all new accounts for a while. Good night and good luck, all --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:35, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
I just blocked a user called "Therealccwc" out of the CWCki. I guess our vandal is out in the cold. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:39, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
== Front page vandalized. ==

Does this happen often? [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

*No. This faggotry is a rare occurrence. Just bear with it. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:57, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

*Yeah, I thought so. Well, It's all fixed up anyways. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 06:02, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

===Page protection===

I strongly avoid second guessing my fellow admins but I feel that Clyde may have reacted too strongly to the current vandalism. In theory, I think if someone wants to edit the front page, they should be allowed to do so, as people could genuinely have valid contributions. I'm protecting it for two weeks so the current vandals will probably get it's a bad idea to vandalize the CWCki by that time. 
I think that front page vandalism is a rare occurrence, the last time this happened was back in October and we've been fine since then so I personally disagree with permanently protecting the front page (after all, we're not CWCipedia :3). However, if people want to talk about permanently protecting the page, let's open the discussion and I will be glad to permanently protect the page if this truly reflects the needs and wishes of the CWCki community. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:21, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
*Huh, turns out I can block new users from editing pages. I'll consult Cogs to see what constitutes a "new" user because if that's the case, I think our best option would just to block new users from editing the main page which pretty much rules out vandals.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:43, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**no you're stupid champ, no one has edited the front page to make it contain anything useful besides you [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:46, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
::*NO U. Also, you did :p. And in theory, someone could make things look cooler in ways neither you nor I could. Anyways, since I know when to pick my battles, if you have an idea for the front page, post it on this talk page. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

==Shirts==
[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] has been doing some good work on Chris's [[Chris and Fashion|shirts]], and I noticed there is some white space (well, green space) on the main page, so here's a quick little shirt tracker if anybody's interested! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:01, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
{{Shirt of the Now
|file= Christshirt4.png
|name = Advice Dog
|date = 12 [[January 2010]]
|counter = three}}

* Yes, please. It would be interesting (in a horrifying sense, of course) to know how long his shirts have been marinating in his bodily odors and fluids before he finally decides to change his clothes a week later.--[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 14:40, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

== Mailbag 41 ==

It's up already, Chris is probably going to go fucking crazy since every single one is either criticizing him or praising Asperchu. I bet he deletes 3/4's of it. [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]] 01:52, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==Hardlinks to Old CWCki==
[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&target=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsdev.110mb.com%2Fcwcki%2F&namespace=0 Check it out]

The only hardlinks left are ones that originate in '''Template:Christory''' pages for dates that haven't been added yet. If somebody wants to be a TRUE hero, they should start going through those templates for hardlink instances and fixing them. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 02:18, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== Spanish ==

I wanna translate the pages to spanish .. how Where edit this...{{unsigned|hematofilo}}
*For now, if you really want to translate pages to Spanish, I'd make subpages in the time being until we could work out a Spanish namespace. For instance, put your translation for [[Christian Weston Chandler]] to [[Christian Weston Chandler/Spanish]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:49, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
*What. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 17:12, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

==Quote of the Now request==
"How old do you think I am? [[Lie|I am not an immature child]]; I am 27 years old." From [[Mailbag 45]]. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 01:15, 27 January 2010 (UTC) 
"I have already donated a healthy sum into the funds that have exceeded $57 million." Even better. Apparently he doesn't need his monthly tugboat after all! --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 21:21, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

People, if it's a decent quote, you're welcome to update [[:Template:Quote of the now|the template]] yourself. If it sucks, I'll revert it, if not, I'll keep it. By the way JM, I think he's not saying he's donated $57 million, just that he's donated to a fund that has raised this much. Poor wording, yes, but not totally fail wording. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:27, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Thanks, didn't realize it was a template. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 21:55, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

:*And neither did I. Also, cheers Champthom, it really is bad wording, and I was doubting Chris-chan would make even ''that'' big a lie. --[[User:JM1987|JM1987]] 00:58, 29 January 2010 (UTC)

== Front page templates ==

So this page isn't clogged up with "Hay, [x] should have [y]", here are links to front page templates:
*[[Template:Picture of the now]]
*[[Template:Video of the now]]
*[[Template:Quote of the now]]

Article of the now is protected, but feel free to suggest articles on the [[Template talk:Article of the now|talk page]].

If your suggestion sucks, I'll revert it, if not, I'll keep it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:48, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== Removing the outage thing ==

If there's no outage by the end of the month, I'm going to delete the outage counter from the header. It's served us well but since we have a new server, I don't think outages will be a problem anymore. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:12, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== Chris has discovered this Wiki ==

Is that good or bad? --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 05:42, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

*Depends. Do you like to be attacked in YouTube videos? If so, then it's a good thing. CWCki is just the latest in a long line of things Chris blames for his life other than himself. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

:*This talk page should be used to discuss the improvement of the main page. Talk about CWCki goes in [[CWCki:Community Portal|here]]. I've started a discussion [[CWCki:Community_Portal#So_Chris_has_discovered_the_CWCki_.28finally.29|here]] to discuss this topic.

::It very well could start into a saga but good sagas are never planned. I plan on making a video to defend the honor of the CWCki and we'll see where it goes from there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:52, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

== Countdown to TROUBLE? ==

What do you all think of getting a timer on the front page that counts down to midnight EST tonight? And maybe after midnight passes, and we haven't all been eaten by the ghost of Patti, a timer that counts how overdue the TROUBLE is? (Or did he mean midnight of Thursday/Friday? Dammit, even his precision is imprecise!) --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 18:06, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*He just postponed it to the 31st, but I could put something like that in the CWCipedia Tracker. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

== Replace CWCipedia Tracker with PSTripple Tracker ==

I think it would be more active than the CWCipedia tracker for sure... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* Heh. One way or the other, yeah, the CWCipedia tracker has just about outlived its usefulness. I dunno if "Chris got four more trophies in Heavy Rain today" is really main page-worthy, but there might be something that could occupy the space more effectively now. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:15, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* We can go with that. At the same time, go ahead and keep the CWCipedia tracker around just in case he (*GASP*) ''decides to update!'' Pfft. Should turn it into an Asperchu tracker.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:20, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* Whatever he does after CWCipedia, we can convert it into that. Until then, a PS3 tracker is probably more useful... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:04, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* First, let's wait for confirmation that Chris dumping CWCipedia. There's a remote chance he'll actually come back. Until then, let's keep it around. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:58, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah- he's actually fighting to revert. I'm impressed with him. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:59, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*Are the changes to the CWCipedia saved somehow? A timeline could be made with those dates.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:03, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
**Looks like he's still updating it from time to time. Also, where can I find the PS3 tracker?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:19, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
***It was no surprise that his recent announcement that he was leaving the internet forever was a total lie. We all knew he wouldn't stay off the internet for long. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:13, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== I just noticed... ==

There are still a few items on the Cwcipedia main page that Chris hasn't removed/noticed. The "Did you know..." section under the Twitter feed reads things like:

* ...that Christian Weston Chandler is still looking for a joy-boy?
* ...that Rosechu is a shallow character who cheats on Sonichu with Magi-chan?
* ...that Christian Weston Chandler likes it rough from men with hairy bums?
* ...that Christian Weston Chandler drinks semen?

How long does anyone think it'll take for him to notice that his own site is mocking him?

-- [[Aldrasio]]

:I don't know, Aldrasio. I just don't know. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 01:04, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

User:Blunderscore

2010-03-27T22:24:29Z

Blunderscore: Gonna go edit this page fo' realz.

Mumble 7

2010-03-27T20:39:29Z

Blunderscore: /* Transcript */

'''Mumble 7''' is the seventh of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 13th February 2009. Appears to be the genesis for the videos [[fail|proving]] Chris' [[I AM STRONG|strength]] and [[Obesity|fighting]] [[Challenge For Clyde|skill]], though these would not materialise for several months.

==Summary==

* A fan talks to Chris about putting naked posters of girls and pictures of men up in his room up to find out if his friend was a [[homo]] as Chris suggested. He tells Chris that his girlfriend dumped him over the posters and his friend ignored all of them. Chris sees nothing wrong with his advice until Julie tells him that she wouldn't like that. Chris recommends sending an anonymous letter explaining the situation and utterly fails to apologise or show concern.
* Fans point out that Chris shouldn't have to show and prove that he is straight.
* Chris cuts a fan off to let Julie ask a question involving [[pedofork|shota]].
* Fans ask Chris to turn his radio down.
* Chris uses Wal-Mart printer paper & RSVP ballpoint pen to draw, and a 50-pack of Crayola markers to colour. Refuses to use colour pencils or Photoshop to colour, saying he prefers the markers.
* Chris talks about Omicron's redone version of [[Sonichu]], accusing him of plagiarism. Says that the difference between what Omicron is doing and what he is doing is that Sonichu is his. Agrees to let Omicron continue if he credits Chris with the copyright.
* '''Julie is convincing Chris to make videos proving to Clyde how strong he is.''' Chris feels that the [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|dildo breaking video]] proved this. Fans say that Chris' dildo comes apart naturally for cleaning.
* '''A fan recommends making a video showing off his fighting moves to scare Clyde.'''.
* Chris is asked why he would use a dildo in proving that he is straight. Chris says that he is straight for crushing it, fans call him a [[homo]] for keeping it.
* Chris [[lie|denies]] [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|using the dildo]], and claims that it's now broken. Fan says it could easily be reassembled. Chris is adamant that it was glued and that it took a lot of strength to pull it apart.
* When asked by Julie, '''Chris admits using super-shears from Cutco to break the dildo glue, claiming to use a lot of strength in the process'''.
* Fans discuss [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]]. Chris insists that it was drawn in protest of [[ED]]. He says it was anonymous, as [[fail|most women have long brown hair and her eyes were censored]].
* Insists that [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:AngelicainGod%27sEyes.JPG the Rule 34 of Angelica Rosechu] is masturbating and enjoying it, and is using her hand to do it.
* Chris thinks Billy Mays is on Home Improvement.
* Chris isn't doing anything on Valentine's Day, as Julie is not there yet.
* Chris discusses the the No-Redheads policy in his [[Love Quest]]. Says that redheads don't attract him unless they are not natural redheads. No piercings or tattoos allowed.
* Chris is OK with blue hair.
* Does a terrible Marge Simpson impersonation.
* Chris impersonates Comic Book Guy and Donald Duck.
* A fan presents the possibility that AIDS was sent by God to kill the [[homos]].
* [[Chris and Religion|Premarital sex being forbidden in Christianity]] is discussed. Chris fumbles for an explanation.
* '''A fan pretending to be black says he believes the government made AIDS to get rid of black people. Chris says that that's the kind of thing a black guy would say'''.
* Premarital sex comes up again. Chris compares it to using porn to practise and learn skills for later.
* The fake black fan calls Chris on his comment from earlier about black guys and AIDS. He makes the excuse that someone else said it first.
* Questions on Sonichu start. Sonichu doesn't wear clothes because it's a comic. Chris isn't sure how [[Blake]] sounds. He might sound black, he might sound like Shadow the Hedgehog.
* The fake black fan asks why the bad guy has to be black, also mentioning [[Silvana]]. Chris says that he doesn't have to be.
* Chris gets annoyed about the pronunciation of [[Rosechu]] as popularised by the Old Narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].
* '''Chris doesn't disagree that the [[Audiobooks]] made Sonichu more popular that he ever did'''.
* He doesn't mind [[Fan:Index|fan-fics]] that don't portray Sonichu in a bad light.
* The audio goes low in the main chat and a fan has a private, unrelated conversation for a few minutes.
* Audio comes back as Chris is admitting that the [[B-Manajerk]] was black in real life.
* Chris doesn't watch the news, so doesn't have an opinion on [[Barack Obama|Obama]]. He voted for him because he saw a documentary where he saw more of himself in Obama, namely that he was an outcast at one point.
* A fan says that you should vote based on politics, not personality. Chris says that he is a moderate.
* Chris doesn't know what the financial bailout is. He says that he drew the [[Sonichu 8#The Elevator Gags| racist picture]] of Obama based on his father's joke, before he saw the documentaries that made him vote.
* Chris will not agree or disagree with interracial dating/marriage. He would want a white woman, but he would be [[gal pals|friends]] with others.
* He'd marry an Asian.
* It's not yet known if Silvana will be a good guy or if she will be lose her [[pickle|dick]].
* '''Chris doesn't know what he wanted to be when he was younger, he's just making it up as he goes along'''.
* '''Chris is keeping the name changes in the comics for legal reasons'''.
* A fan suggests Slaweel cursing Rosechu to have a dick. Chris gets upset before saying that he'll think about it. The fans think it's a great idea. One considers a talking penis for Rosechu. Chris says it's a stupid idea.
* Another fan asks about Chris being sacked from Wendy's. He denies scaring the child with his Donald Duck impersonation, saying that he didn't make him cry.
* Chris might release his DVD one day.
* A fan says that Chris has influenced underground rappers such as Immortal Technique, who has sampled him.
* Chris takes requests. Impersonates MC Hammer, Dr Nick Riviera, Peter from [[Family Guy]], Mario and Sonic, butchering them all and tainting our childhood memories.
* More Sonichu questions. '''Chris won't upload [[Zapina]] [[Rule 34]] because she is underage and Chris is worried about legal ramifications'''. When he was reassured that this would be legal, he said he would consider it. He will also consider Sonichu-Rosechu anal sex. Rosechu would not clean the [[pickle]] with her mouth, she would clean it off with a washcloth. He would not sell the the washcloth on EBay.
* Chris calls a stop to the potty humour displayed throughout the Sonichu questions.
* '''Chris denies that [[Yawning Squirtle]] is a character'''.
* Fans ask for a joke. He recites a dreadful rhyme about Videogame consoles. He then tells his awful [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]].
* Fans start to tell racist jokes about [[niggos|black people]] and Mexicans. Chris calls for a stop to this.
* A fan says that his friend [[mass debating|masturbated]] to the [[rule 34|adult section of Sonichu]] and is now worried that his friend is a [[homo]], as they were drawn by a man. '''Chris says that this is what he intended it for''', and they are drawings of women, so his friend is straight. He doesn't masturbate to his own drawings.
* Chris reassures a fan that [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] in the same room as another man isn't gay as long as both men are thinking of women, but he would not do this.
* Chris offers no comment as to what constitutes adultery.
* Chris says that he is patriotic. He manages to mangle the three lines of the National Anthem that he knows. He then tells a 'patriotic' joke that is insensitive to Mexicans. [[Chris and Hypocrisy| the fans call him on his "no more racist jokes" statement from earlier]].
* Chris does a poor impersonation of Mr T.
* Chris says that if you are married, sleeping with someone else isn't cheating if you have consent from your spouse.
* Chris gives more advice on [[homos]] and recommends Axe body spray for attracting girls.
* Chris has not met any celebrities, only local DJs.
* Does impersonations of Homer Simpson and Bender. The two sound identical.
* Chris gives dating advice: Stay calm, polite, friendly and don't let your nerves get the best of you. Say "Hello, how are you" and talk about yourself. '''[[Barbara|His mom]] told him that standing around with a sign makes him look retarded. A female fan cracks up laughing and can't stop'''.
* "Those who can't, teach"
* Chris says he has never even been on a date. Rejects dating suggestions from fans.
* '''Chris was close with Sarah "[[PandaHalo]]" McKenzie, but hasn't heard from her in over two weeks. He heard about the fires and doesn't know if she's still alive. When a fan adds that 108 people were killed in the fires, Chris responds to the entire ordeal with [[Chris and death|"It's OK though, at least I have a good woman who's willing to be by my side at this point"]]'''.
* When pushed, he says he feels remorse for the the victims of the fires and is concerned that [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Panda]] is dead.
* He asserts that he didn't abandon Sarah for [[Julie]].
* '''A fan says that if [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] isn't alive, Chris should take solace that her perfectly barbecued remains fed the survivors. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|SHUT UP!!!]]'''
* Chris says that he cares about Sarah and Julie equally and wouldn't dump Julie as a friend. A fan asks what he will do to the survivors who ate Sarah. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|"SHUT UP!!!"]] and demands that he be booted.
* Fans reassure Chris that Sarah is probably OK.
* Chris does abominable impersonations of Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks and Hank Hill. '''He sings "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggos|Niggas]] Over There"'''. He also impersonates Meowth and sings the Team Rocket song.
* [[Clyde]] enters. Chris refuses to answer questions and leaves.

==Transcript==
'''Guy:''' Chris! 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all! (echoes) 
'''Guy:''' I'll be damned. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hey Chris. 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all. 
'''Fan:''' Uh, Chris--[gets cut off by another guy] 
'''Chris:''' Uh you know, can't com-- it's uh, can't complain. 
'''Other Guy:''' How's construction of the site? 
'''Fan:''' it is so Chris 
'''Chris:''' Yeah? 
'''Fan:''' Well I...I need to ask you something. 
'''Chris:''' Yup? 
'''Fan:''' Uh.. I put those posters, of the... Playboy and everything in my room, and uh, one of my girlfriends saw it, and she got mad at me for looking at other w--... other girls, and she broke up with me. 
'''Chris:''' Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. It could-- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, she called me a pervert. I-I don't understand this. 
'''Chris:''' Did you... did you ex-- did you try to explain to her about situation between you and that guy? 
'''Fan:''' I... I did, and I don't think she understood. 
'''Chris:''' Hmmm... well, you should try, you should, uh, s--... try, uh, you should try wr--, you should tr--, uh, do you know her email address? 
(pause) 
'''Chris:''' So, uh-- 
'''Fan:''' A-also, wait... also, uh, the friend, I was talking about, he, uh, lives with us, and [typing noises] he, uh, he went into my room, and didn't even notice the posters. He just s-sat in the middle, and he didn't s...see any uh, part of the room. 
'''Chris:''' Huh. Hmm. 
'''Fan:''' So, uh... so, yeah, I don't know. I mean, my girlfriend broke up with me, called me a pervert, said that I shouldn't be looking at other girls, I mean... I don't know what to do now. 
'''Chris:''' Well listen, uh, answer my question, do you have her email address? 
'''Fan:''' Umm... yeah, but she won't... she won't answer me anymore. 
'''Chris:''' Hm... ok, hmm. Here's what you can do, uh... Do you know your girlfriend's... any of your girlfriend's gal-pals? 
'''Fan:''' No. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm... well, you should try to.. like wr-- you should write out... hmm... hmm... here's an idea. S-- Write a letter to her and send it via smail mai--, via snail mail, but don't write the return address. On it. 
'''Fan:''' What should I write? 
'''Chris:''' Just like, you know, like, they, you know, this is... you know, this is... you, uh, you put your name there, and you, it's, and then you would basically explain the situation between you and that guy, and that's why you had the posters up, well that's why you put the posters up. 
'''Fan:''' I don't understand what was the point of the posters in the first place? 
'''Chris:''' (sighs) it's... (sighs) if he looks at... if he, if he is very interested, if he is, if he was straight, he would uh, look at the women. Very much. 
'''Fan:''' But he didn't even notice them. He didn't notice any of the posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, I guess he is a homo. 
'''Fan:''' W...well, um, he wasn't looking at anything, not even the guy posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Hmm... He's not blind, surely. 
'''Fan:''' So, like, what is he, is he like, uh...I don't know. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I don't know either, man. But, you know at the moment I would suggest you, uh, write t-- write the letter to your girlfriend, send the mail, don't write your return address on the envelope, and, uh, mail it to her. 
'''Fan:''' Also my mom saw the posters and she got offended, she's like really really just in- she said that uh, lust is a sin or some shit. Oh, like she said, she's like all against the, you know, Playboy in my room. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, apparently your mom hasn't been [beeps] didn't have that open minded that time. So, give her time to recover, she'll uh, she might, she might open up. 
'''Fan:'''Yeah, I don't think that was a good idea though, I mean, why did you suggest it? 
'''Chris:''' I was trying to see if he, I was trying to s--help you figure out if your uh, if your friend was a homo or not. 
'''Fan:''' I know, but, uh, do you have Playboy posters in your room? 
'''Chris:''' [can't make out] I'm very forward. 
'''Chris:''' I have uh, poster of some, of uh, I have a poster in my room of uh, some uh, naked girls I got from adamandeve.com as a bonus. 
'''Fan:''' Then, nobody says anything about it? 
'''Chris:''' [clears throat] Well, I didn't really have too many oppor--, too many people in my room. So, it's kind of like in a hard to notice place. 
'''Fan:''' Um, wondering, um, If you showed anyone, wouldn't they be offended? 
'''Chris:''' Maybe, maybe not, it just depends on their point of view. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I wouldn't want the same thing that happened to me to happen to you. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I hear you there. Uh, just to so just sound clear... Julie? 
'''Julie:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' Julie, are you there? 
'''Julie:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Ok, uh, would you be offended if you saw such a poster in my room? 
'''Julie:''' [''breaks up''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh, What will, what was that? 
'''Julie''' Yes I would, kind of. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Well that's no problem, I can take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about, I mean... 
'''Chris:''' That's why I asked Julie right now, because I respect her. So, because she said that she would, I will take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Well, I've been thinking, um... 
'''Julie:''' Do you have... [can't make out] Chris, I don't think you should look at other woman.[sic] In my opinion. 
'''Chris:''' I see, Julie. Well that's fine. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah.. 
'''Chris:''' I...I respect that. 
'''Fan:''' She might get jealous, I mean, that's what happened to my girlfriend. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, That's fine Julie, I respect you, I respect that. 
'''Julie:''' Guys, can I ask you a question? If he's done? Uh-- 
'''Fan:''' Oh, one more thing, um, I've been thinking, uh, I don't really think you need, you know, posters and stuff like, to prove you're straight, I mean, if you're straight, that's all there is to it, am I right? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Fan:''' I.. .I mean, you shouldn't have to prove that you're straight. 
'''Julie:''' You're right. 
'''Other Guy:''' [line breaks temporarily] --You should not have to reassure us, though. You should just be --[unintelligible]-- nothing that anybody says, you get very, uh... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's ve--ah--very--but you see, I have like, I have that [Ceramon?] poster in my room, it's just, so that I can, uh, for in case I have any--for in case I have any friends, and thoughts, on account really, to tempt me. 
''[unintelligible mix of chatter from most participants trying to get their word in]'' 
'''Other Guy:''' I--I mean, even if they're random thoughts, even if they're random thoughts if you know you're ''positive'' about it you shouldn't have to look at anything to make sure. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Fan:''' Chris, usually. 
'''Guy:''' Okay. Uh, moving on from all this homosexuality, uh, I have one question, uh, --[gets cut off by Chris in the background]-- ...never mind, [fat douchebag?] 
'''Chris:''' Hey, ah, let Julie ask a question, let Julie ask a question. 
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, I was watching you on the Internet yesterday and, what's a s--[cuts off]-- 
'''Chris:''' ...I'm sorry, uh-y, I'm sorry, you got cut off, what was that? 
'''Julie:''' What's a sho--[cuts off again]-- 
'''Chris:''' ...What's a...''short''? 
'''Julie:''' Shot--[cuts off third time, pretty obvious she's saying ''shota'']-- 
'''Fan:''' Dude, shota. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, shota. 
'''Chris:''' Ssshhhh...shota? 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, S-H-O-A-T-A [sic]. 
'''Fan:''' Oh, it's a word [going on, like?]. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, [baby?], yeah. 
'''Chris:''' I never heard of that word. 
'''Other Guy:''' Mmm. 
'''Chris:''' Ah now, if you want to [indecipherable] find out on online dictionary... 
(pause, and a weary sigh [''not from Chris''])
'''Chris:''' I'll--I'll take a look. Hang on. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, I know some Japanese and I think I've heard that somewhere, like in the magazines or something. 
'''Fan:''' Think some of it's [Japanese name?]. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Probably is. Three moments, I'll look it up. 
'''Julie:''' Okay! 
(pause, Chris' radio is audible) 
'''Chris:''' ...Whoops, that was the wrong one. The wrong bookmark. 

{{Transcription}}
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==Links==
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==See Also==

[[Christian's sex joke]] - Used during this chat.

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Talk:Mumble 7

2010-03-27T18:04:45Z

Blunderscore:

I'll begin work on this tomorrow. Sit tight. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 02:36, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:I did start a bit a while back but I didn't finish it. I'll just put what I have, might be some errors. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 04:03, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
::Ok, it's up to 6:21. Have fun with the rest --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 04:24, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Thanks a ''lot''. I also appreciate you clearing up 'lust is a sin'. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 12:16, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Transcribe les putanes, and leave the summarizing to me :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 12:25, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

...Whoops, just committed a noob's mistake. I ''did not know'' just how hard it is to transcribe Chris - damn bastard keeps stuttering. Course, all transcriptions have to fit the voices ''exactly'', right? --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 17:08, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:Would like to add to this tragic situation, I'm English born-and-bred and I can't make out semi-important parts. Last time I checked, my ears are working perfectly; somebody with a better grasp of the language should fill in the blanks. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 18:04, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Mumble 7

2010-03-27T17:58:19Z

Blunderscore: Behold, an absolute steaming pile of fail. I'm worse than Google Voice.

'''Mumble 7''' is the seventh of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 13th February 2009. Appears to be the genesis for the videos [[fail|proving]] Chris' [[I AM STRONG|strength]] and [[Obesity|fighting]] [[Challenge For Clyde|skill]], though these would not materialise for several months.

==Summary==

* A fan talks to Chris about putting naked posters of girls and pictures of men up in his room up to find out if his friend was a [[homo]] as Chris suggested. He tells Chris that his girlfriend dumped him over the posters and his friend ignored all of them. Chris sees nothing wrong with his advice until Julie tells him that she wouldn't like that. Chris recommends sending an anonymous letter explaining the situation and utterly fails to apologise or show concern.
* Fans point out that Chris shouldn't have to show and prove that he is straight.
* Chris cuts a fan off to let Julie ask a question involving [[pedofork|shota]].
* Fans ask Chris to turn his radio down.
* Chris uses Wal-Mart printer paper & RSVP ballpoint pen to draw, and a 50-pack of Crayola markers to colour. Refuses to use colour pencils or Photoshop to colour, saying he prefers the markers.
* Chris talks about Omicron's redone version of [[Sonichu]], accusing him of plagiarism. Says that the difference between what Omicron is doing and what he is doing is that Sonichu is his. Agrees to let Omicron continue if he credits Chris with the copyright.
* '''Julie is convincing Chris to make videos proving to Clyde how strong he is.''' Chris feels that the [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|dildo breaking video]] proved this. Fans say that Chris' dildo comes apart naturally for cleaning.
* '''A fan recommends making a video showing off his fighting moves to scare Clyde.'''.
* Chris is asked why he would use a dildo in proving that he is straight. Chris says that he is straight for crushing it, fans call him a [[homo]] for keeping it.
* Chris [[lie|denies]] [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|using the dildo]], and claims that it's now broken. Fan says it could easily be reassembled. Chris is adamant that it was glued and that it took a lot of strength to pull it apart.
* When asked by Julie, '''Chris admits using super-shears from Cutco to break the dildo glue, claiming to use a lot of strength in the process'''.
* Fans discuss [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]]. Chris insists that it was drawn in protest of [[ED]]. He says it was anonymous, as [[fail|most women have long brown hair and her eyes were censored]].
* Insists that [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:AngelicainGod%27sEyes.JPG the Rule 34 of Angelica Rosechu] is masturbating and enjoying it, and is using her hand to do it.
* Chris thinks Billy Mays is on Home Improvement.
* Chris isn't doing anything on Valentine's Day, as Julie is not there yet.
* Chris discusses the the No-Redheads policy in his [[Love Quest]]. Says that redheads don't attract him unless they are not natural redheads. No piercings or tattoos allowed.
* Chris is OK with blue hair.
* Does a terrible Marge Simpson impersonation.
* Chris impersonates Comic Book Guy and Donald Duck.
* A fan presents the possibility that AIDS was sent by God to kill the [[homos]].
* [[Chris and Religion|Premarital sex being forbidden in Christianity]] is discussed. Chris fumbles for an explanation.
* '''A fan pretending to be black says he believes the government made AIDS to get rid of black people. Chris says that that's the kind of thing a black guy would say'''.
* Premarital sex comes up again. Chris compares it to using porn to practise and learn skills for later.
* The fake black fan calls Chris on his comment from earlier about black guys and AIDS. He makes the excuse that someone else said it first.
* Questions on Sonichu start. Sonichu doesn't wear clothes because it's a comic. Chris isn't sure how [[Blake]] sounds. He might sound black, he might sound like Shadow the Hedgehog.
* The fake black fan asks why the bad guy has to be black, also mentioning [[Silvana]]. Chris says that he doesn't have to be.
* Chris gets annoyed about the pronunciation of [[Rosechu]] as popularised by the Old Narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].
* '''Chris doesn't disagree that the [[Audiobooks]] made Sonichu more popular that he ever did'''.
* He doesn't mind [[Fan:Index|fan-fics]] that don't portray Sonichu in a bad light.
* The audio goes low in the main chat and a fan has a private, unrelated conversation for a few minutes.
* Audio comes back as Chris is admitting that the [[B-Manajerk]] was black in real life.
* Chris doesn't watch the news, so doesn't have an opinion on [[Barack Obama|Obama]]. He voted for him because he saw a documentary where he saw more of himself in Obama, namely that he was an outcast at one point.
* A fan says that you should vote based on politics, not personality. Chris says that he is a moderate.
* Chris doesn't know what the financial bailout is. He says that he drew the [[Sonichu 8#The Elevator Gags| racist picture]] of Obama based on his father's joke, before he saw the documentaries that made him vote.
* Chris will not agree or disagree with interracial dating/marriage. He would want a white woman, but he would be [[gal pals|friends]] with others.
* He'd marry an Asian.
* It's not yet known if Silvana will be a good guy or if she will be lose her [[pickle|dick]].
* '''Chris doesn't know what he wanted to be when he was younger, he's just making it up as he goes along'''.
* '''Chris is keeping the name changes in the comics for legal reasons'''.
* A fan suggests Slaweel cursing Rosechu to have a dick. Chris gets upset before saying that he'll think about it. The fans think it's a great idea. One considers a talking penis for Rosechu. Chris says it's a stupid idea.
* Another fan asks about Chris being sacked from Wendy's. He denies scaring the child with his Donald Duck impersonation, saying that he didn't make him cry.
* Chris might release his DVD one day.
* A fan says that Chris has influenced underground rappers such as Immortal Technique, who has sampled him.
* Chris takes requests. Impersonates MC Hammer, Dr Nick Riviera, Peter from [[Family Guy]], Mario and Sonic, butchering them all and tainting our childhood memories.
* More Sonichu questions. '''Chris won't upload [[Zapina]] [[Rule 34]] because she is underage and Chris is worried about legal ramifications'''. When he was reassured that this would be legal, he said he would consider it. He will also consider Sonichu-Rosechu anal sex. Rosechu would not clean the [[pickle]] with her mouth, she would clean it off with a washcloth. He would not sell the the washcloth on EBay.
* Chris calls a stop to the potty humour displayed throughout the Sonichu questions.
* '''Chris denies that [[Yawning Squirtle]] is a character'''.
* Fans ask for a joke. He recites a dreadful rhyme about Videogame consoles. He then tells his awful [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]].
* Fans start to tell racist jokes about [[niggos|black people]] and Mexicans. Chris calls for a stop to this.
* A fan says that his friend [[mass debating|masturbated]] to the [[rule 34|adult section of Sonichu]] and is now worried that his friend is a [[homo]], as they were drawn by a man. '''Chris says that this is what he intended it for''', and they are drawings of women, so his friend is straight. He doesn't masturbate to his own drawings.
* Chris reassures a fan that [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] in the same room as another man isn't gay as long as both men are thinking of women, but he would not do this.
* Chris offers no comment as to what constitutes adultery.
* Chris says that he is patriotic. He manages to mangle the three lines of the National Anthem that he knows. He then tells a 'patriotic' joke that is insensitive to Mexicans. [[Chris and Hypocrisy| the fans call him on his "no more racist jokes" statement from earlier]].
* Chris does a poor impersonation of Mr T.
* Chris says that if you are married, sleeping with someone else isn't cheating if you have consent from your spouse.
* Chris gives more advice on [[homos]] and recommends Axe body spray for attracting girls.
* Chris has not met any celebrities, only local DJs.
* Does impersonations of Homer Simpson and Bender. The two sound identical.
* Chris gives dating advice: Stay calm, polite, friendly and don't let your nerves get the best of you. Say "Hello, how are you" and talk about yourself. '''[[Barbara|His mom]] told him that standing around with a sign makes him look retarded. A female fan cracks up laughing and can't stop'''.
* "Those who can't, teach"
* Chris says he has never even been on a date. Rejects dating suggestions from fans.
* '''Chris was close with Sarah "[[PandaHalo]]" McKenzie, but hasn't heard from her in over two weeks. He heard about the fires and doesn't know if she's still alive. When a fan adds that 108 people were killed in the fires, Chris responds to the entire ordeal with [[Chris and death|"It's OK though, at least I have a good woman who's willing to be by my side at this point"]]'''.
* When pushed, he says he feels remorse for the the victims of the fires and is concerned that [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Panda]] is dead.
* He asserts that he didn't abandon Sarah for [[Julie]].
* '''A fan says that if [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] isn't alive, Chris should take solace that her perfectly barbecued remains fed the survivors. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|SHUT UP!!!]]'''
* Chris says that he cares about Sarah and Julie equally and wouldn't dump Julie as a friend. A fan asks what he will do to the survivors who ate Sarah. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|"SHUT UP!!!"]] and demands that he be booted.
* Fans reassure Chris that Sarah is probably OK.
* Chris does abominable impersonations of Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks and Hank Hill. '''He sings "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggos|Niggas]] Over There"'''. He also impersonates Meowth and sings the Team Rocket song.
* [[Clyde]] enters. Chris refuses to answer questions and leaves.

==Transcript==
'''Guy:''' Chris! 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all! (echoes) 
'''Guy:''' I'll be damned. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hey Chris. 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all. 
'''Fan:''' Uh, Chris--[gets cut off by another guy] 
'''Chris:''' Uh you know, can't com-- it's uh, can't complain. 
'''Other Guy:''' How's construction of the site? 
'''Fan:''' it is so Chris 
'''Chris:''' Yeah? 
'''Fan:''' Well I...I need to ask you something. 
'''Chris:''' Yup? 
'''Fan:''' Uh.. I put those posters, of the... Playboy and everything in my room, and uh, one of my girlfriends saw it, and she got mad at me for looking at other w--... other girls, and she broke up with me. 
'''Chris:''' Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. It could-- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, she called me a pervert. I-I don't understand this. 
'''Chris:''' Did you... did you ex-- did you try to explain to her about situation between you and that guy? 
'''Fan:''' I... I did, and I don't think she understood. 
'''Chris:''' Hmmm... well, you should try, you should, uh, s--... try, uh, you should try wr--, you should tr--, uh, do you know her email address? 
(pause) 
'''Chris:''' So, uh-- 
'''Fan:''' A-also, wait... also, uh, the friend, I was talking about, he, uh, lives with us, and [typing noises] he, uh, he went into my room, and didn't even notice the posters. He just s-sat in the middle, and he didn't s...see any uh, part of the room. 
'''Chris:''' Huh. Hmm. 
'''Fan:''' So, uh... so, yeah, I don't know. I mean, my girlfriend broke up with me, called me a pervert, said that I shouldn't be looking at other girls, I mean... I don't know what to do now. 
'''Chris:''' Well listen, uh, answer my question, do you have her email address? 
'''Fan:''' Umm... yeah, but she won't... she won't answer me anymore. 
'''Chris:''' Hm... ok, hmm. Here's what you can do, uh... Do you know your girlfriend's... any of your girlfriend's gal-pals? 
'''Fan:''' No. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm... well, you should try to.. like wr-- you should write out... hmm... hmm... here's an idea. S-- Write a letter to her and send it via smail mai--, via snail mail, but don't write the return address. On it. 
'''Fan:''' What should I write? 
'''Chris:''' Just like, you know, like, they, you know, this is... you know, this is... you, uh, you put your name there, and you, it's, and then you would basically explain the situation between you and that guy, and that's why you had the posters up, well that's why you put the posters up. 
'''Fan:''' I don't understand what was the point of the posters in the first place? 
'''Chris:''' (sighs) it's... (sighs) if he looks at... if he, if he is very interested, if he is, if he was straight, he would uh, look at the women. Very much. 
'''Fan:''' But he didn't even notice them. He didn't notice any of the posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, I guess he is a homo. 
'''Fan:''' W...well, um, he wasn't looking at anything, not even the guy posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Hmm... He's not blind, surely. 
'''Fan:''' So, like, what is he, is he like, uh...I don't know. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I don't know either, man. But, you know at the moment I would suggest you, uh, write t-- write the letter to your girlfriend, send the mail, don't write your return address on the envelope, and, uh, mail it to her. 
'''Fan:''' Also my mom saw the posters and she got offended, she's like really really just in- she said that uh, lust is a sin or some shit. Oh, like she said, she's like all against the, you know, Playboy in my room. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, apparently your mom hasn't been [beeps] didn't have that open minded that time. So, give her time to recover, she'll uh, she might, she might open up. 
'''Fan:'''Yeah, I don't think that was a good idea though, I mean, why did you suggest it? 
'''Chris:''' I was trying to see if he, I was trying to s--help you figure out if your uh, if your friend was a homo or not. 
'''Fan:''' I know, but, uh, do you have Playboy posters in your room? 
'''Chris:''' [can't make out] I'm very forward. 
'''Chris:''' I have uh, poster of some, of uh, I have a poster in my room of uh, some uh, naked girls I got from adamandeve.com as a bonus. 
'''Fan:''' Then, nobody says anything about it? 
'''Chris:''' [clears throat] Well, I didn't really have too many oppor--, too many people in my room. So, it's kind of like in a hard to notice place. 
'''Fan:''' Um, wondering, um, If you showed anyone, wouldn't they be offended? 
'''Chris:''' Maybe, maybe not, it just depends on their point of view. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I wouldn't want the same thing that happened to me to happen to you. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I hear you there. Uh, just to so just sound clear... Julie? 
'''Julie:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' Julie, are you there? 
'''Julie:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Ok, uh, would you be offended if you saw such a poster in my room? 
'''Julie:''' [''breaks up''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh, What will, what was that? 
'''Julie''' Yes I would, kind of. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Well that's no problem, I can take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about, I mean... 
'''Chris:''' That's why I asked Julie right now, because I respect her. So, because she said that she would, I will take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Well, I've been thinking, um... 
'''Julie:''' Do you have... [can't make out] Chris, I don't think you should look at other woman.[sic] In my opinion. 
'''Chris:''' I see, Julie. Well that's fine. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah.. 
'''Chris:''' I...I respect that. 
'''Fan:''' She might get jealous, I mean, that's what happened to my girlfriend. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, That's fine Julie, I respect you, I respect that. 
'''Julie:''' Guys, can I ask you a question? If he's done? Uh-- 
'''Fan:''' Oh, one more thing, um, I've been thinking, uh, I don't really think you need, you know, posters and stuff like, to prove you're straight, I mean, if you're straight, that's all there is to it, am I right? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Fan:''' I.. .I mean, you shouldn't have to prove that you're straight. 
'''Julie:''' You're right. 
'''Other Guy:''' [line breaks temporarily] --You should not have to reassure us, though. You should just be --[unintelligible]-- nothing that anybody says, you get very, uh... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's ve--ah--very--but you see, I have like, I have that [Ceramon?] poster in my room, it's just, so that I can, uh, for in case I have any--for in case I have any friends, and thoughts, on account really, to tempt me. 
''[unintelligible mix of chatter from most participants trying to get their word in]'' 
'''Other Guy:''' I--I mean, even if they're random thoughts, even if they're random thoughts if you know you're ''positive'' about it you shouldn't have to look at anything to make sure. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Fan:''' Chris, usually. 
'''Guy:''' Okay. Uh, moving on from all this homosexuality, uh, I have one question, uh, --[gets cut off by Chris in the background]-- ...never mind, [fat douchebag?] 
'''Chris:''' Hey, ah, let Julie ask a question, let Julie ask a question. 
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, I was watching you on the Internet yesterday and, what's a s--[cuts off]-- 
'''Chris:''' ...I'm sorry, uh-y, I'm sorry, you got cut off, what was that? 
'''Julie:''' What's a sho--[cuts off again]-- 
'''Chris:''' ...What's a...''short''? 
'''Julie:''' Shot--[cuts off third time, pretty obvious she's saying ''shota'']-- 
'''Fan:''' Dude, shota. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, shota. 
'''Chris:''' Ssshhhh...shota? 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, S-H-O-A-T-A [sic]. 
'''Fan:''' Oh, it's a word [going on, like?]. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, [baby?], yeah. 

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==See Also==

[[Christian's sex joke]] - Used during this chat.

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Mumble 7

2010-03-27T17:46:21Z

Blunderscore:

'''Mumble 7''' is the seventh of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 13th February 2009. Appears to be the genesis for the videos [[fail|proving]] Chris' [[I AM STRONG|strength]] and [[Obesity|fighting]] [[Challenge For Clyde|skill]], though these would not materialise for several months.

==Summary==

* A fan talks to Chris about putting naked posters of girls and pictures of men up in his room up to find out if his friend was a [[homo]] as Chris suggested. He tells Chris that his girlfriend dumped him over the posters and his friend ignored all of them. Chris sees nothing wrong with his advice until Julie tells him that she wouldn't like that. Chris recommends sending an anonymous letter explaining the situation and utterly fails to apologise or show concern.
* Fans point out that Chris shouldn't have to show and prove that he is straight.
* Chris cuts a fan off to let Julie ask a question involving [[pedofork|shota]].
* Fans ask Chris to turn his radio down.
* Chris uses Wal-Mart printer paper & RSVP ballpoint pen to draw, and a 50-pack of Crayola markers to colour. Refuses to use colour pencils or Photoshop to colour, saying he prefers the markers.
* Chris talks about Omicron's redone version of [[Sonichu]], accusing him of plagiarism. Says that the difference between what Omicron is doing and what he is doing is that Sonichu is his. Agrees to let Omicron continue if he credits Chris with the copyright.
* '''Julie is convincing Chris to make videos proving to Clyde how strong he is.''' Chris feels that the [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|dildo breaking video]] proved this. Fans say that Chris' dildo comes apart naturally for cleaning.
* '''A fan recommends making a video showing off his fighting moves to scare Clyde.'''.
* Chris is asked why he would use a dildo in proving that he is straight. Chris says that he is straight for crushing it, fans call him a [[homo]] for keeping it.
* Chris [[lie|denies]] [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|using the dildo]], and claims that it's now broken. Fan says it could easily be reassembled. Chris is adamant that it was glued and that it took a lot of strength to pull it apart.
* When asked by Julie, '''Chris admits using super-shears from Cutco to break the dildo glue, claiming to use a lot of strength in the process'''.
* Fans discuss [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]]. Chris insists that it was drawn in protest of [[ED]]. He says it was anonymous, as [[fail|most women have long brown hair and her eyes were censored]].
* Insists that [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:AngelicainGod%27sEyes.JPG the Rule 34 of Angelica Rosechu] is masturbating and enjoying it, and is using her hand to do it.
* Chris thinks Billy Mays is on Home Improvement.
* Chris isn't doing anything on Valentine's Day, as Julie is not there yet.
* Chris discusses the the No-Redheads policy in his [[Love Quest]]. Says that redheads don't attract him unless they are not natural redheads. No piercings or tattoos allowed.
* Chris is OK with blue hair.
* Does a terrible Marge Simpson impersonation.
* Chris impersonates Comic Book Guy and Donald Duck.
* A fan presents the possibility that AIDS was sent by God to kill the [[homos]].
* [[Chris and Religion|Premarital sex being forbidden in Christianity]] is discussed. Chris fumbles for an explanation.
* '''A fan pretending to be black says he believes the government made AIDS to get rid of black people. Chris says that that's the kind of thing a black guy would say'''.
* Premarital sex comes up again. Chris compares it to using porn to practise and learn skills for later.
* The fake black fan calls Chris on his comment from earlier about black guys and AIDS. He makes the excuse that someone else said it first.
* Questions on Sonichu start. Sonichu doesn't wear clothes because it's a comic. Chris isn't sure how [[Blake]] sounds. He might sound black, he might sound like Shadow the Hedgehog.
* The fake black fan asks why the bad guy has to be black, also mentioning [[Silvana]]. Chris says that he doesn't have to be.
* Chris gets annoyed about the pronunciation of [[Rosechu]] as popularised by the Old Narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].
* '''Chris doesn't disagree that the [[Audiobooks]] made Sonichu more popular that he ever did'''.
* He doesn't mind [[Fan:Index|fan-fics]] that don't portray Sonichu in a bad light.
* The audio goes low in the main chat and a fan has a private, unrelated conversation for a few minutes.
* Audio comes back as Chris is admitting that the [[B-Manajerk]] was black in real life.
* Chris doesn't watch the news, so doesn't have an opinion on [[Barack Obama|Obama]]. He voted for him because he saw a documentary where he saw more of himself in Obama, namely that he was an outcast at one point.
* A fan says that you should vote based on politics, not personality. Chris says that he is a moderate.
* Chris doesn't know what the financial bailout is. He says that he drew the [[Sonichu 8#The Elevator Gags| racist picture]] of Obama based on his father's joke, before he saw the documentaries that made him vote.
* Chris will not agree or disagree with interracial dating/marriage. He would want a white woman, but he would be [[gal pals|friends]] with others.
* He'd marry an Asian.
* It's not yet known if Silvana will be a good guy or if she will be lose her [[pickle|dick]].
* '''Chris doesn't know what he wanted to be when he was younger, he's just making it up as he goes along'''.
* '''Chris is keeping the name changes in the comics for legal reasons'''.
* A fan suggests Slaweel cursing Rosechu to have a dick. Chris gets upset before saying that he'll think about it. The fans think it's a great idea. One considers a talking penis for Rosechu. Chris says it's a stupid idea.
* Another fan asks about Chris being sacked from Wendy's. He denies scaring the child with his Donald Duck impersonation, saying that he didn't make him cry.
* Chris might release his DVD one day.
* A fan says that Chris has influenced underground rappers such as Immortal Technique, who has sampled him.
* Chris takes requests. Impersonates MC Hammer, Dr Nick Riviera, Peter from [[Family Guy]], Mario and Sonic, butchering them all and tainting our childhood memories.
* More Sonichu questions. '''Chris won't upload [[Zapina]] [[Rule 34]] because she is underage and Chris is worried about legal ramifications'''. When he was reassured that this would be legal, he said he would consider it. He will also consider Sonichu-Rosechu anal sex. Rosechu would not clean the [[pickle]] with her mouth, she would clean it off with a washcloth. He would not sell the the washcloth on EBay.
* Chris calls a stop to the potty humour displayed throughout the Sonichu questions.
* '''Chris denies that [[Yawning Squirtle]] is a character'''.
* Fans ask for a joke. He recites a dreadful rhyme about Videogame consoles. He then tells his awful [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]].
* Fans start to tell racist jokes about [[niggos|black people]] and Mexicans. Chris calls for a stop to this.
* A fan says that his friend [[mass debating|masturbated]] to the [[rule 34|adult section of Sonichu]] and is now worried that his friend is a [[homo]], as they were drawn by a man. '''Chris says that this is what he intended it for''', and they are drawings of women, so his friend is straight. He doesn't masturbate to his own drawings.
* Chris reassures a fan that [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] in the same room as another man isn't gay as long as both men are thinking of women, but he would not do this.
* Chris offers no comment as to what constitutes adultery.
* Chris says that he is patriotic. He manages to mangle the three lines of the National Anthem that he knows. He then tells a 'patriotic' joke that is insensitive to Mexicans. [[Chris and Hypocrisy| the fans call him on his "no more racist jokes" statement from earlier]].
* Chris does a poor impersonation of Mr T.
* Chris says that if you are married, sleeping with someone else isn't cheating if you have consent from your spouse.
* Chris gives more advice on [[homos]] and recommends Axe body spray for attracting girls.
* Chris has not met any celebrities, only local DJs.
* Does impersonations of Homer Simpson and Bender. The two sound identical.
* Chris gives dating advice: Stay calm, polite, friendly and don't let your nerves get the best of you. Say "Hello, how are you" and talk about yourself. '''[[Barbara|His mom]] told him that standing around with a sign makes him look retarded. A female fan cracks up laughing and can't stop'''.
* "Those who can't, teach"
* Chris says he has never even been on a date. Rejects dating suggestions from fans.
* '''Chris was close with Sarah "[[PandaHalo]]" McKenzie, but hasn't heard from her in over two weeks. He heard about the fires and doesn't know if she's still alive. When a fan adds that 108 people were killed in the fires, Chris responds to the entire ordeal with [[Chris and death|"It's OK though, at least I have a good woman who's willing to be by my side at this point"]]'''.
* When pushed, he says he feels remorse for the the victims of the fires and is concerned that [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Panda]] is dead.
* He asserts that he didn't abandon Sarah for [[Julie]].
* '''A fan says that if [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] isn't alive, Chris should take solace that her perfectly barbecued remains fed the survivors. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|SHUT UP!!!]]'''
* Chris says that he cares about Sarah and Julie equally and wouldn't dump Julie as a friend. A fan asks what he will do to the survivors who ate Sarah. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|"SHUT UP!!!"]] and demands that he be booted.
* Fans reassure Chris that Sarah is probably OK.
* Chris does abominable impersonations of Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks and Hank Hill. '''He sings "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggos|Niggas]] Over There"'''. He also impersonates Meowth and sings the Team Rocket song.
* [[Clyde]] enters. Chris refuses to answer questions and leaves.

==Transcript==
'''Guy:''' Chris! 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all! (echoes) 
'''Guy:''' I'll be damned. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hey Chris. 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all. 
'''Fan:''' Uh, Chris--[gets cut off by another guy] 
'''Chris:''' Uh you know, can't com-- it's uh, can't complain. 
'''Other Guy:''' How's construction of the site? 
'''Fan:''' it is so Chris 
'''Chris:''' Yeah? 
'''Fan:''' Well I...I need to ask you something. 
'''Chris:''' Yup? 
'''Fan:''' Uh.. I put those posters, of the... Playboy and everything in my room, and uh, one of my girlfriends saw it, and she got mad at me for looking at other w--... other girls, and she broke up with me. 
'''Chris:''' Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. It could-- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, she called me a pervert. I-I don't understand this. 
'''Chris:''' Did you... did you ex-- did you try to explain to her about situation between you and that guy? 
'''Fan:''' I... I did, and I don't think she understood. 
'''Chris:''' Hmmm... well, you should try, you should, uh, s--... try, uh, you should try wr--, you should tr--, uh, do you know her email address? 
(pause) 
'''Chris:''' So, uh-- 
'''Fan:''' A-also, wait... also, uh, the friend, I was talking about, he, uh, lives with us, and [typing noises] he, uh, he went into my room, and didn't even notice the posters. He just s-sat in the middle, and he didn't s...see any uh, part of the room. 
'''Chris:''' Huh. Hmm. 
'''Fan:''' So, uh... so, yeah, I don't know. I mean, my girlfriend broke up with me, called me a pervert, said that I shouldn't be looking at other girls, I mean... I don't know what to do now. 
'''Chris:''' Well listen, uh, answer my question, do you have her email address? 
'''Fan:''' Umm... yeah, but she won't... she won't answer me anymore. 
'''Chris:''' Hm... ok, hmm. Here's what you can do, uh... Do you know your girlfriend's... any of your girlfriend's gal-pals? 
'''Fan:''' No. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm... well, you should try to.. like wr-- you should write out... hmm... hmm... here's an idea. S-- Write a letter to her and send it via smail mai--, via snail mail, but don't write the return address. On it. 
'''Fan:''' What should I write? 
'''Chris:''' Just like, you know, like, they, you know, this is... you know, this is... you, uh, you put your name there, and you, it's, and then you would basically explain the situation between you and that guy, and that's why you had the posters up, well that's why you put the posters up. 
'''Fan:''' I don't understand what was the point of the posters in the first place? 
'''Chris:''' (sighs) it's... (sighs) if he looks at... if he, if he is very interested, if he is, if he was straight, he would uh, look at the women. Very much. 
'''Fan:''' But he didn't even notice them. He didn't notice any of the posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, I guess he is a homo. 
'''Fan:''' W...well, um, he wasn't looking at anything, not even the guy posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Hmm... He's not blind, surely. 
'''Fan:''' So, like, what is he, is he like, uh...I don't know. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I don't know either, man. But, you know at the moment I would suggest you, uh, write t-- write the letter to your girlfriend, send the mail, don't write your return address on the envelope, and, uh, mail it to her. 
'''Fan:''' Also my mom saw the posters and she got offended, she's like really really just in- she said that uh, lust is a sin or some shit. Oh, like she said, she's like all against the, you know, Playboy in my room. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, apparently your mom hasn't been [beeps] didn't have that open minded that time. So, give her time to recover, she'll uh, she might, she might open up. 
'''Fan:'''Yeah, I don't think that was a good idea though, I mean, why did you suggest it? 
'''Chris:''' I was trying to see if he, I was trying to s--help you figure out if your uh, if your friend was a homo or not. 
'''Fan:''' I know, but, uh, do you have Playboy posters in your room? 
'''Chris:''' [can't make out] I'm very forward. 
'''Chris:''' I have uh, poster of some, of uh, I have a poster in my room of uh, some uh, naked girls I got from adamandeve.com as a bonus. 
'''Fan:''' Then, nobody says anything about it? 
'''Chris:''' [clears throat] Well, I didn't really have too many oppor--, too many people in my room. So, it's kind of like in a hard to notice place. 
'''Fan:''' Um, wondering, um, If you showed anyone, wouldn't they be offended? 
'''Chris:''' Maybe, maybe not, it just depends on their point of view. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I wouldn't want the same thing that happened to me to happen to you. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I hear you there. Uh, just to so just sound clear... Julie? 
'''Julie:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' Julie, are you there? 
'''Julie:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Ok, uh, would you be offended if you saw such a poster in my room? 
'''Julie:''' [''breaks up''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh, What will, what was that? 
'''Julie''' Yes I would, kind of. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Well that's no problem, I can take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about, I mean... 
'''Chris:''' That's why I asked Julie right now, because I respect her. So, because she said that she would, I will take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Well, I've been thinking, um... 
'''Julie:''' Do you have... [can't make out] Chris, I don't think you should look at other woman.[sic] In my opinion. 
'''Chris:''' I see, Julie. Well that's fine. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah.. 
'''Chris:''' I...I respect that. 
'''Fan:''' She might get jealous, I mean, that's what happened to my girlfriend. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, That's fine Julie, I respect you, I respect that. 
'''Julie:''' Guys, can I ask you a question? If he's done? Uh-- 
'''Fan:''' Oh, one more thing, um, I've been thinking, uh, I don't really think you need, you know, posters and stuff like, to prove you're straight, I mean, if you're straight, that's all there is to it, am I right? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Fan:''' I.. .I mean, you shouldn't have to prove that you're straight. 
'''Julie:''' You're right. 
'''Other Guy:''' [line breaks temporarily] --You should not have to reassure us, though. You should just be --[unintelligible]-- nothing that anybody says, you get very, uh... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's ve--ah--very--but you see, I have like, I have that [Ceramon?] poster in my room, it's just, so that I can, uh, for in case I have any--for in case I have any friends, and thoughts, on account really, to tempt me. 
''[unintelligible mix of chatter from most participants trying to get their word in]'' 
'''Other Guy:''' I--I mean, even if they're random thoughts, even if they're random thoughts if you know you're ''positive'' about it you shouldn't have to look at anything to make sure. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Fan:''' Chris, usually. 
'''Guy:''' Okay. Uh, moving on from all this homosexuality, uh, I have one question, uh, --[gets cut off by Chris in the background]-- ...never mind, [fat douchebag?] 
'''Chris:''' Hey, ah, let Julie ask a question, let Julie ask a question. 
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, I was watching you on the Internet yesterday and, what's a s--[cuts off]-- 
'''Chris:''' ...I'm sorry, uh-y, I'm sorry, you got cut off, what was that? 
'''Julie:''' What's a sho--[cuts off]-- 

{{Transcription}}
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==Links==
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==See Also==

[[Christian's sex joke]] - Used during this chat.

{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Mumble chats]]

Mumble 7

2010-03-27T17:23:14Z

Blunderscore: Computer's acting up, so I'm saving what I've done currently (which isn't a lot).

'''Mumble 7''' is the seventh of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 13th February 2009. Appears to be the genesis for the videos [[fail|proving]] Chris' [[I AM STRONG|strength]] and [[Obesity|fighting]] [[Challenge For Clyde|skill]], though these would not materialise for several months.

==Summary==

* A fan talks to Chris about putting naked posters of girls and pictures of men up in his room up to find out if his friend was a [[homo]] as Chris suggested. He tells Chris that his girlfriend dumped him over the posters and his friend ignored all of them. Chris sees nothing wrong with his advice until Julie tells him that she wouldn't like that. Chris recommends sending an anonymous letter explaining the situation and utterly fails to apologise or show concern.
* Fans point out that Chris shouldn't have to show and prove that he is straight.
* Chris cuts a fan off to let Julie ask a question involving [[pedofork|shota]].
* Fans ask Chris to turn his radio down.
* Chris uses Wal-Mart printer paper & RSVP ballpoint pen to draw, and a 50-pack of Crayola markers to colour. Refuses to use colour pencils or Photoshop to colour, saying he prefers the markers.
* Chris talks about Omicron's redone version of [[Sonichu]], accusing him of plagiarism. Says that the difference between what Omicron is doing and what he is doing is that Sonichu is his. Agrees to let Omicron continue if he credits Chris with the copyright.
* '''Julie is convincing Chris to make videos proving to Clyde how strong he is.''' Chris feels that the [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|dildo breaking video]] proved this. Fans say that Chris' dildo comes apart naturally for cleaning.
* '''A fan recommends making a video showing off his fighting moves to scare Clyde.'''.
* Chris is asked why he would use a dildo in proving that he is straight. Chris says that he is straight for crushing it, fans call him a [[homo]] for keeping it.
* Chris [[lie|denies]] [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|using the dildo]], and claims that it's now broken. Fan says it could easily be reassembled. Chris is adamant that it was glued and that it took a lot of strength to pull it apart.
* When asked by Julie, '''Chris admits using super-shears from Cutco to break the dildo glue, claiming to use a lot of strength in the process'''.
* Fans discuss [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]]. Chris insists that it was drawn in protest of [[ED]]. He says it was anonymous, as [[fail|most women have long brown hair and her eyes were censored]].
* Insists that [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:AngelicainGod%27sEyes.JPG the Rule 34 of Angelica Rosechu] is masturbating and enjoying it, and is using her hand to do it.
* Chris thinks Billy Mays is on Home Improvement.
* Chris isn't doing anything on Valentine's Day, as Julie is not there yet.
* Chris discusses the the No-Redheads policy in his [[Love Quest]]. Says that redheads don't attract him unless they are not natural redheads. No piercings or tattoos allowed.
* Chris is OK with blue hair.
* Does a terrible Marge Simpson impersonation.
* Chris impersonates Comic Book Guy and Donald Duck.
* A fan presents the possibility that AIDS was sent by God to kill the [[homos]].
* [[Chris and Religion|Premarital sex being forbidden in Christianity]] is discussed. Chris fumbles for an explanation.
* '''A fan pretending to be black says he believes the government made AIDS to get rid of black people. Chris says that that's the kind of thing a black guy would say'''.
* Premarital sex comes up again. Chris compares it to using porn to practise and learn skills for later.
* The fake black fan calls Chris on his comment from earlier about black guys and AIDS. He makes the excuse that someone else said it first.
* Questions on Sonichu start. Sonichu doesn't wear clothes because it's a comic. Chris isn't sure how [[Blake]] sounds. He might sound black, he might sound like Shadow the Hedgehog.
* The fake black fan asks why the bad guy has to be black, also mentioning [[Silvana]]. Chris says that he doesn't have to be.
* Chris gets annoyed about the pronunciation of [[Rosechu]] as popularised by the Old Narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].
* '''Chris doesn't disagree that the [[Audiobooks]] made Sonichu more popular that he ever did'''.
* He doesn't mind [[Fan:Index|fan-fics]] that don't portray Sonichu in a bad light.
* The audio goes low in the main chat and a fan has a private, unrelated conversation for a few minutes.
* Audio comes back as Chris is admitting that the [[B-Manajerk]] was black in real life.
* Chris doesn't watch the news, so doesn't have an opinion on [[Barack Obama|Obama]]. He voted for him because he saw a documentary where he saw more of himself in Obama, namely that he was an outcast at one point.
* A fan says that you should vote based on politics, not personality. Chris says that he is a moderate.
* Chris doesn't know what the financial bailout is. He says that he drew the [[Sonichu 8#The Elevator Gags| racist picture]] of Obama based on his father's joke, before he saw the documentaries that made him vote.
* Chris will not agree or disagree with interracial dating/marriage. He would want a white woman, but he would be [[gal pals|friends]] with others.
* He'd marry an Asian.
* It's not yet known if Silvana will be a good guy or if she will be lose her [[pickle|dick]].
* '''Chris doesn't know what he wanted to be when he was younger, he's just making it up as he goes along'''.
* '''Chris is keeping the name changes in the comics for legal reasons'''.
* A fan suggests Slaweel cursing Rosechu to have a dick. Chris gets upset before saying that he'll think about it. The fans think it's a great idea. One considers a talking penis for Rosechu. Chris says it's a stupid idea.
* Another fan asks about Chris being sacked from Wendy's. He denies scaring the child with his Donald Duck impersonation, saying that he didn't make him cry.
* Chris might release his DVD one day.
* A fan says that Chris has influenced underground rappers such as Immortal Technique, who has sampled him.
* Chris takes requests. Impersonates MC Hammer, Dr Nick Riviera, Peter from [[Family Guy]], Mario and Sonic, butchering them all and tainting our childhood memories.
* More Sonichu questions. '''Chris won't upload [[Zapina]] [[Rule 34]] because she is underage and Chris is worried about legal ramifications'''. When he was reassured that this would be legal, he said he would consider it. He will also consider Sonichu-Rosechu anal sex. Rosechu would not clean the [[pickle]] with her mouth, she would clean it off with a washcloth. He would not sell the the washcloth on EBay.
* Chris calls a stop to the potty humour displayed throughout the Sonichu questions.
* '''Chris denies that [[Yawning Squirtle]] is a character'''.
* Fans ask for a joke. He recites a dreadful rhyme about Videogame consoles. He then tells his awful [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]].
* Fans start to tell racist jokes about [[niggos|black people]] and Mexicans. Chris calls for a stop to this.
* A fan says that his friend [[mass debating|masturbated]] to the [[rule 34|adult section of Sonichu]] and is now worried that his friend is a [[homo]], as they were drawn by a man. '''Chris says that this is what he intended it for''', and they are drawings of women, so his friend is straight. He doesn't masturbate to his own drawings.
* Chris reassures a fan that [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] in the same room as another man isn't gay as long as both men are thinking of women, but he would not do this.
* Chris offers no comment as to what constitutes adultery.
* Chris says that he is patriotic. He manages to mangle the three lines of the National Anthem that he knows. He then tells a 'patriotic' joke that is insensitive to Mexicans. [[Chris and Hypocrisy| the fans call him on his "no more racist jokes" statement from earlier]].
* Chris does a poor impersonation of Mr T.
* Chris says that if you are married, sleeping with someone else isn't cheating if you have consent from your spouse.
* Chris gives more advice on [[homos]] and recommends Axe body spray for attracting girls.
* Chris has not met any celebrities, only local DJs.
* Does impersonations of Homer Simpson and Bender. The two sound identical.
* Chris gives dating advice: Stay calm, polite, friendly and don't let your nerves get the best of you. Say "Hello, how are you" and talk about yourself. '''[[Barbara|His mom]] told him that standing around with a sign makes him look retarded. A female fan cracks up laughing and can't stop'''.
* "Those who can't, teach"
* Chris says he has never even been on a date. Rejects dating suggestions from fans.
* '''Chris was close with Sarah "[[PandaHalo]]" McKenzie, but hasn't heard from her in over two weeks. He heard about the fires and doesn't know if she's still alive. When a fan adds that 108 people were killed in the fires, Chris responds to the entire ordeal with [[Chris and death|"It's OK though, at least I have a good woman who's willing to be by my side at this point"]]'''.
* When pushed, he says he feels remorse for the the victims of the fires and is concerned that [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Panda]] is dead.
* He asserts that he didn't abandon Sarah for [[Julie]].
* '''A fan says that if [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] isn't alive, Chris should take solace that her perfectly barbecued remains fed the survivors. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|SHUT UP!!!]]'''
* Chris says that he cares about Sarah and Julie equally and wouldn't dump Julie as a friend. A fan asks what he will do to the survivors who ate Sarah. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|"SHUT UP!!!"]] and demands that he be booted.
* Fans reassure Chris that Sarah is probably OK.
* Chris does abominable impersonations of Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks and Hank Hill. '''He sings "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggos|Niggas]] Over There"'''. He also impersonates Meowth and sings the Team Rocket song.
* [[Clyde]] enters. Chris refuses to answer questions and leaves.

==Transcript==
'''Guy:''' Chris! 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all! (echoes) 
'''Guy:''' I'll be damned. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hey Chris. 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all. 
'''Fan:''' Uh, Chris--[gets cut off by another guy] 
'''Chris:''' Uh you know, can't com-- it's uh, can't complain. 
'''Other Guy:''' How's construction of the site? 
'''Fan:''' it is so Chris 
'''Chris:''' Yeah? 
'''Fan:''' Well I...I need to ask you something. 
'''Chris:''' Yup? 
'''Fan:''' Uh.. I put those posters, of the... Playboy and everything in my room, and uh, one of my girlfriends saw it, and she got mad at me for looking at other w--... other girls, and she broke up with me. 
'''Chris:''' Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. It could-- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, she called me a pervert. I-I don't understand this. 
'''Chris:''' Did you... did you ex-- did you try to explain to her about situation between you and that guy? 
'''Fan:''' I... I did, and I don't think she understood. 
'''Chris:''' Hmmm... well, you should try, you should, uh, s--... try, uh, you should try wr--, you should tr--, uh, do you know her email address? 
(pause) 
'''Chris:''' So, uh-- 
'''Fan:''' A-also, wait... also, uh, the friend, I was talking about, he, uh, lives with us, and [typing noises] he, uh, he went into my room, and didn't even notice the posters. He just s-sat in the middle, and he didn't s...see any uh, part of the room. 
'''Chris:''' Huh. Hmm. 
'''Fan:''' So, uh... so, yeah, I don't know. I mean, my girlfriend broke up with me, called me a pervert, said that I shouldn't be looking at other girls, I mean... I don't know what to do now. 
'''Chris:''' Well listen, uh, answer my question, do you have her email address? 
'''Fan:''' Umm... yeah, but she won't... she won't answer me anymore. 
'''Chris:''' Hm... ok, hmm. Here's what you can do, uh... Do you know your girlfriend's... any of your girlfriend's gal-pals? 
'''Fan:''' No. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm... well, you should try to.. like wr-- you should write out... hmm... hmm... here's an idea. S-- Write a letter to her and send it via smail mai--, via snail mail, but don't write the return address. On it. 
'''Fan:''' What should I write? 
'''Chris:''' Just like, you know, like, they, you know, this is... you know, this is... you, uh, you put your name there, and you, it's, and then you would basically explain the situation between you and that guy, and that's why you had the posters up, well that's why you put the posters up. 
'''Fan:''' I don't understand what was the point of the posters in the first place? 
'''Chris:''' (sighs) it's... (sighs) if he looks at... if he, if he is very interested, if he is, if he was straight, he would uh, look at the women. Very much. 
'''Fan:''' But he didn't even notice them. He didn't notice any of the posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, I guess he is a homo. 
'''Fan:''' W...well, um, he wasn't looking at anything, not even the guy posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Hmm... He's not blind, surely. 
'''Fan:''' So, like, what is he, is he like, uh...I don't know. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I don't know either, man. But, you know at the moment I would suggest you, uh, write t-- write the letter to your girlfriend, send the mail, don't write your return address on the envelope, and, uh, mail it to her. 
'''Fan:''' Also my mom saw the posters and she got offended, she's like really really just in- she said that uh, lust is a sin or some shit. Oh, like she said, she's like all against the, you know, Playboy in my room. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, apparently your mom hasn't been [beeps] didn't have that open minded that time. So, give her time to recover, she'll uh, she might, she might open up. 
'''Fan:'''Yeah, I don't think that was a good idea though, I mean, why did you suggest it? 
'''Chris:''' I was trying to see if he, I was trying to s--help you figure out if your uh, if your friend was a homo or not. 
'''Fan:''' I know, but, uh, do you have Playboy posters in your room? 
'''Chris:''' [can't make out] I'm very forward. 
'''Chris:''' I have uh, poster of some, of uh, I have a poster in my room of uh, some uh, naked girls I got from adamandeve.com as a bonus. 
'''Fan:''' Then, nobody says anything about it? 
'''Chris:''' [clears throat] Well, I didn't really have too many oppor--, too many people in my room. So, it's kind of like in a hard to notice place. 
'''Fan:''' Um, wondering, um, If you showed anyone, wouldn't they be offended? 
'''Chris:''' Maybe, maybe not, it just depends on their point of view. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I wouldn't want the same thing that happened to me to happen to you. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I hear you there. Uh, just to so just sound clear... Julie? 
'''Julie:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' Julie, are you there? 
'''Julie:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Ok, uh, would you be offended if you saw such a poster in my room? 
'''Julie:''' [''breaks up''] 
'''Chris:''' Uh, What will, what was that? 
'''Julie''' Yes I would, kind of. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Well that's no problem, I can take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about, I mean... 
'''Chris:''' That's why I asked Julie right now, because I respect her. So, because she said that she would, I will take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Well, I've been thinking, um... 
'''Julie:''' Do you have... [can't make out] Chris, I don't think you should look at other woman.[sic] In my opinion. 
'''Chris:''' I see, Julie. Well that's fine. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah.. 
'''Chris:''' I...I respect that. 
'''Fan:''' She might get jealous, I mean, that's what happened to my girlfriend. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, That's fine Julie, I respect you, I respect that. 
'''Julie:''' Guys, can I ask you a question? If he's done? Uh-- 
'''Fan:''' Oh, one more thing, um, I've been thinking, uh, I don't really think you need, you know, posters and stuff like, to prove you're straight, I mean, if you're straight, that's all there is to it, am I right? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Fan:''' I.. .I mean, you shouldn't have to prove that you're straight. 
'''Julie:''' You're right. 
'''Other Guy:''' [line breaks temporarily] --You should not have to reassure us, though. You should just be --[unintelligable]-- nothing that anybody says, you get very, uh... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's ve--ah--very--but you see, I have like, I have that [Ceramon?] poster in my room, it's just, so that I can, uh, for in case I have any--for in case I have any friends, and thoughts, on account really, to tempt me. 
''[unintelligible mix of chatter from most participants trying to get their word in]'' 

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Talk:Mumble 7

2010-03-27T17:08:32Z

Blunderscore:

User talk:Hieghts503

2010-03-27T17:04:57Z

Blunderscore:

Talk about you're thoughts on my edits, contributions, or just you're opinion of me in general

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--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:54, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

== To-Do list ==

I see you've made a mission list quite soon after I did. Was I the inspiration?

Please say yes, my ego needs some stroking. ;)

*You actually were the inspiration. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 12:49, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
::Sweet. Let this be recorded for prosperity - I, Blunderscore, have changed the world just a little. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 17:04, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Hieghts503

2010-03-27T16:43:53Z

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2010-03-27T14:34:42Z

Blunderscore: Adding a to-do list.

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'''To-Do List'''
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Talk:Mumble 7

2010-03-27T12:16:57Z

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Talk:Mumble 7

2010-03-27T12:16:34Z

Blunderscore: Good job, Digital!

Mumble 7

2010-03-27T03:11:29Z

Blunderscore: Small transcription additions to warm myself up.

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2010-03-27T02:36:02Z

Blunderscore: Created page with 'I'll begin work on this tomorrow. Sit tight. --~~~~'

I'll begin work on this tomorrow. Sit tight. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 02:36, 27 March 2010 (UTC)