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User:BoradV

2018-02-23T00:34:49Z

BoradV:

Sup.

A little bit about me:
I'm a Kiwi from Middle-Earth.
That's all.

Autism

2018-02-19T01:14:26Z

BoradV: /* Chris and other autistics */

:''For the song, see [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].''

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{{quote|'''I am Sometimes Retarded'''.|[[Chris]], on himself.<ref>6th paragraph down: http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality</ref>}}
{{quote|I'm POSSIBLY [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]...|Chris on his autism, [[Mumble 9.5]]}}
{{quote|I'M RETARDED.|Chris, [[exposing Jeff]].}}

[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] "conquering" autism (and "ATScI3") by confusing windmills with watermills.]]
[[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris at war with autism (or "ATSIMU") in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|200px|He plays this card a lot.]]

'''Autism''' is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication. The cause of autism is unknown, but it has been shown to have multiple genetic factors. The symptoms usually manifest before the age of 3 and are generally irreversible; there is no known cure, although the condition can be treated. Autistic individuals are generally not retarded — they mostly have average intelligence — although obviously severe social impairment can coincide with stunted learning and development. [[Asperger syndrome]] is generally considered part of the autistic spectrum; individuals with Asperger syndrome generally have above-average intelligence, although they still suffer from the social and communicative impairments. Prognosis depends on the severity of the autism and the effectiveness of its treatment; autistic people may learn to live relatively normal, productive lives or they may have become so unable to function in society that they must be institutionalized.

Christian Weston Chandler has built much of his identity around being autistic. His terror of being associated with severely autistic/retarded people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his autism has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks.<ref>[[Greene_County_Conspiracy]]</ref> In short, it is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|victimhood]], and [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]] without understanding his relationship with autism.

Chris not only seems to think that having autism imbues him with a [[Chris and his Ego|special significance]], but also feels that his autism is different from that of literally every other person in the world who has autism.<ref>[[Asperger_Syndrome]]</ref> Chris feels he is naturally better than everyone else and often talks down to people who display knowledge or experience of subjects he is unfamiliar with. During his conversation with [[Father_Call|Kacey's father]], Chris downplayed Kacey's knowledge of biology and healthcare despite being proven wrong mere minutes before in a debate over the genetics of autism.<ref>[[Father_call#Kacey's_boobs_and_Internet_fame]]</ref> At the same time, Chris believes he is not responsible for the majority of his mistakes. By being autistic, Chris rationalizes that it is wholly the fault of autism if he [[Twin Falling Towers|makes]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|poor]] [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked_out_of_college|decisions]].<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_20]]</ref>

==High-functioning vs. low-functioning==

{{quote|He may be high functioning (which I actually doubt -- who would want to admit to thousands of strangers that they are actually severely challenged??), but that does not mean he can function like a non-mentally challenged person.|rae12, Cracked.com<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150503081114/http://www.cracked.com/funny-3956-chris-chan/</ref>}}

Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; for a general idea, this crude scale could have levels of high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning autism''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as; the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, having near-normal comprehension, demonstrating fluent speech, and possessing near average intellect. This presents Christian with an easy scapegoat and alibi: he cannot be blamed for his own failures because he has autism, but he does not accept treatment or advice for his "medium" or "low" level autistic traits because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal.

[[Trolls]] have often noted that the "high-functioning" qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[List of Chris's lies|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the "HFA" label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, it's clear that Chris is far from normally-functioning. Only an [[Autism papers|updated]] [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|psychological profile]] would really provide insight into the complex and controversial mixture of autism and mental illness that is present within Christian.

Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them with extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them "WINDOWS TO HELL" and compared them to "zombies".<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]</ref> The irony of his resentment toward "low-functioning" autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[autism papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the autism-Nazi he is.<ref>[[Asperger syndrome]]</ref>

He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.<ref>[[Chris_chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_Chan_on_sticking_things_up_b.2A.2A.2Ahole.|Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref> Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he's living with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] well into his thirties, has never had a real girlfriend or held a steady job, and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soils his pants]] on a semi-regular basis.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>

Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk, drive, write, and draw. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as Temple Grandin amongst many others, yet he has failed to do anything significant with his adult life – hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are, for the most part (this is further elaborated on below), his own fault.

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==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's autism==

{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID.|[[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]], telling Chris something he'll flat out ignore.}}
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]

Chris's version of how he developed autism is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After crying for hours, he emerged from the room unable to talk; as Chris himself puts it, "[[Chris and Religion|God]] put the mute button on me."<ref>[[Song of Christian#The actual poem]]</ref> (This implies that Chris could talk before this incident, which directly contradicts Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven.) Most specialists claim that these symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,<ref>[[wikipedia:Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Characteristics of autism]]</ref> so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the autism. It is far more likely that Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame for Chris's sudden loss of language development, even a random babysitter. Notably, Chris has diverged from this story before, having claimed at least once that he was intentionally "injected" with autism by doctors when he was a child, as if that were even possible. Nevertheless, it speaks volumes on the [[List of Chris's lies|veracity]] of the former account if he can't even keep his story straight, not to mention that Chris probably [[Naïve|has little idea on the causes of autism]] anyway.

As for how Chris ''actually'' became autistic, studies have shown that there is a [http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/news/20100208/autism-risk-rises-with-mothers-age positive correlation between the age of the mother and the risk of autism]. Given that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was 40 years old when she gave birth to Chris, this is a likely explanation.

It is currently unclear how Chris came to be considered as "autistic," although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[autism papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was "around age five or six." However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than "five or six.") By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.

When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the "evil babysitter" incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to "high-functioning," but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best.

In his "Song of Christian" video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven— that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of "therapy" had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.

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==Persecution==

Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he threw a temper tantrum so big it forced the faculty to physically restrain him, while refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.

Chris frequently brings up that the reason people used to [[Kick the Autistic|be cruel to him]] in his childhood was because "they did not understand Autism." In the [[1980s]]. When Autism had been known for around 40 years. When asked about why they did not understand, Chris delivers his canned response of "I do not know."

There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g. throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is [[Chris and hypocrisy|perfectly justified]], but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the Universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in "everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]]."

Chris's tactful and sensitive comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against autism similar to [[wikipedia:Missing white woman syndrome|"Missing White Woman Syndrome"]], and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with "proper" autism.

==Chris's symptoms==

Many [[trolls]] dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with various autistic people. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what all autistic people are like. Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that, while they believe "normal" behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place, but also accept them or even force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.

A layperson may come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular, albeit quite idiotic guy with a few "eccentricities", or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris has full-blown mental retardation. However, Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of [[Barbara Chandler|bad parenting]] and genuine autism. The following are aspects of Chris's character that clearly match autistic tendencies:

[[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of autism.]]
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|Stacking objects is a common symptom of autism, and is often one of its first signs in a young child.]]
[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|thumb|As a child, Chris had a wide upper face, wide-set [[Creepy stare|eyes]], and a narrow lower face. This is a sign of autism (see below).]]

*Chris displays virtually no coherent, working theory of mind. This is the essence of autism: autistics have difficulty gauging others' internal, subjective thoughts, feelings, ideas, intents and so on; understanding that these might be different than their own; and predicting their behavior based on these differences. Indeed, the prefix "aut-" is a form of "auto-", meaning "self," as in "automobile," meaning "self-moving". In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, "it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact" as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.

*Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements, another trait of autism. This is related to the above. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid Saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.

*Chris is extremely gullible. While autistic people can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[Naïve|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[List of Chris's sweethearts|list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls (of both sexes) pretending to be female sweethearts, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approached him about making a ''Sonichu'' game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: "even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]" (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.

*Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social retardation. Without provocation he will tell you about his [[heterochromia|pinkeye]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he was a virgin.<ref>[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)#Chris in Person (From THEIR Point of View)]]</ref>

*Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you enjoy Chris appearing in your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a "[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]]." When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish, possibly because he copied it from [[My Little Pony|actual cartoons]]. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural.

*Chris has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13-year old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them, even though the two don't even have the same skin colour.

*[[White knight#Chris lacks empathy himself|Chris lacks empathy]] and concern for others. In his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde, his advice after the suicide of Clyde's brother [[Ryan Cash]] was "find yourself a girlfriend." He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an "innocent victim of misunderstanding"—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.

*Chris has trouble developing platonic relationships. Many non-autistic people have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. He has no filter on what he says and cannot empathize with others, key prerequisites for successfully interacting with people. He is also uninterested in talking about subjects besides himself.

*Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow. In an [[Jackie E-mails 23|exchange of e-mails with Jackie,]] Chris responded to her frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by saying she had exceeded the "Hurtful Truth Level"; while he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.

*Chris tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]].

*Chris exhibits compulsive and repetitive behavior. He wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Other compulsive and repetitive behavior common with autism is strict following of rules, and the organization of elements bordering OCD. Chris however, lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with dialog bubbles in inappropriate places; and a very inconsistent plot, and disobeys the [[Chris and the Law|law]] when it inconveniences him.

*Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LittleBigPlanet#First Date Level|interests]].

*Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. "5 mies[sic] from the city"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2</ref> instead of "outside the city"), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to "[[pedofork|age up]]" the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not talking out of his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[Continuity in the Sonichu comics#Chronology|continuity errors]].

*Chris exhibits symptoms of [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]]; this is a common characteristic of autistic people. Chris often wears his accessories and medallions over top his clothing to avoid skin contact with metals and plastics. This is evident in the way in which Chris wears his watch over the cuff of his sleeve and wraps his medallion through the collar of his shirt.<ref>[[:File:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg]]</ref> Most obvious however is his [[Fashion#Wrist_warmer|wrist warmer]] which he places on the chain of his medallion. Chris has stated that "[...] it is a part of my necklace; it's a "Wilson" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there."<ref>Email from Chris posted in old PVCC thread 162</ref> Loud sounds also bother Chris. He was prohibited from attending pep rallies in high school,<ref>[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Actual friendships]]</ref> and has expressed hesitation about visiting bars because of the noise.

*Chris lacks social awareness. One notable instance, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|African American]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.<ref>[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]</ref>

*Unnatural relationships with inanimate objects are also a sign of autism; Chris has evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PlayStation 3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistic people have difficulty maintaining relationships with people they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in children with autism.

*Chris also appears to have echolalia, a common symptom of autism. This means that he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random-access humor|"humor"]].

*Chris has signs of ''amusia'', better known as being "tone deaf." This is a mental disorder where people can't distinguish between [[music]]al pitches as easily as the average person does, and it is common among autistic people.

*One of the biggest symptoms of autism Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his autism. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris's resume|four months in his entire life,]] has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[Attraction Sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women,]] and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]—where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old life style of just going to school and coming home and playing video games; his proven tendencies to avoid responsibilities and self improvement show that he is trying to remain a child or simply fears failure of all types.

*An overlooked but crucial characteristic affecting all of Chris's physical activity is his display of [[Wikipedia:Hypotonia|hypotonia]], which refers to a distinct lack of muscle tone — in biological terms referring to tension rather than the colloquial use to describe muscle strength (although raw physical strength is also affected by it) — which affects motor skills as well as stamina. Chris is not only very clumsy, he shows abnormally low muscle strength and gets tired quickly even by [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|simply shuffling around for a couple of minutes]] — which cannot be entirely explained by his lack of physical exercise. Whenever Chris is shown sitting, [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris captured on video|he is spread around like a rag doll]], [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|hanging limply]]—as his muscles cannot support his entire body properly. This condition is also linked to [[speech impediment]].

*Many autistic people experience [[Tomgirl|gender identity issues]]; according to psychologist Ken Zucker, trans people are ten times more likely to be autistic than the general population. The link is caused by autistics' tendency to fixate on issues (in this case, gender). Many autistic males (including Chris) also have qualities that can be considered "girly", such as passiveness. Since they have less social awareness, they may behave in ways that can be considered atypical for either sex, and display less regard for gender roles. Chris and other autistic people perceive their quirks as being "female in a male body" or vice versa, and assume that they will fit in better as their desired sex.

*Studies on autistic children have shown they have a distinctive facial structure. This can include a wide upper face (including a wide forehead and wide-set eyes), a slimmer lower face, and a slim nose.<ref>https://www.cbsnews.com/news/children-with-autism-have-distinct-facial-features-study/</ref> Chris's childhood photos show the same features.

==Chris's misconceptions about autism==
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, autism is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) [[Chris and his Ego|he's a brave little boy for living with it]]. His song [[A-U-T-I-S-M]] sums up his attitudes about the disorder:

{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out autism in more ways than one}}

To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal human beings and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.
[[File:Mii.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's personification of autism for beating up in Super Smash Bros.]]
Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of autism that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex may be too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's "[[Love Quest]]" and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert.

Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have "Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People",]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his Ego|he is a prevalent figure in the autistic community.]].

In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he stated that our society is spending so much time on the Internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.<ref>[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]</ref><ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref> This further proves that people with little to no social contact shouldn't attempt social commentary.
That, and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. In [[November 2010]], he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref>

Chris's failure to understand the symptoms of autism may well explain some of his odd behaviors. Due to lack of social activity and poor theory of mind, Chris doesn't seem to realize that his behaviors are what they are, as best demonstrated by his belief that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|it is normal for an adult to shit themselves.]] Chris does not recognize the differences between himself and others, and this applies to the differences between himself and neurotypicals - and, seeing no differences, he believes his autism to have been thoroughly conquered, even while embodying every single trait of it.

===Chris on the causes of autism===
There's a broad scientific consensus that autism largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents are at greater risk of developing autism.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_autism#Genetics</ref> Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived.

Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of autism are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009, he said that "scientifically speaking, [autism] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic", and that the babysitter incident merely "brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me."

When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that autism has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered with Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.

To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of autism on a shot "the doctor's [sic] optionally give to the child after birth", apparently in reference to the highly disputed [[wikipedia:MMR vaccine controversy|urban myth]] alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to autism. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.

In a [[Some Favored Comedians|video]] in 2010 Chris said the Internet made people autistic, likely confusing the hyperbolic claim often made jokingly to that effect with fact. Ironically Chris's excessive use of the Internet in place of human interaction have probably done more to exacerbate his symptoms than almost anything else.

In his [[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Autism Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind autism and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.

===Chris versus Asperger syndrome===
{{see also|Asperger syndrome}}

Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse autism, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. (In fact, it has been proposed that Asperger syndrome be placed on the autism spectrum in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and "high-functioning autism" one and the same.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome</ref>) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from autism awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to "ass burger" or "ass booger" for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]].

In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up — in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself "close-minded" on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a more favorable (exactly what that means depends on whether Chris is looking for pity or adulation at the time) tier of the spectrum.

==Chris on autism education==
Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with autism, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. Aside from speech therapy lessons intended to help him recover from his period of muteness as a child, as far as the available records indicate, Chris has never received any sort of special education geared towards dealing with his autism or related issues.

[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied "...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run." Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how "to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's"]], Chris's only response was, "My advice is to Mainstream the child."

During a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of autism-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.

{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}

In short, Chris believes that the approach that produced the man as we know him today (i.e. ignoring the problem and doing nothing to help it) is the best possible way to raise and educate children with autism.

==Autism cured?==

[[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|Autism appears to be in Chris's future...]]

Chris's greatest dream is that his autism might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for autism that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's "homo vaccine." Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his autism once and for all:<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]</ref>

:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.
:'''Sarah May:''' Over what?
:'''Sarah May:''' Over your autism?
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes
:'''Sarah May:''' . . .
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, what is it that you want to do?
:'''Sarah May:''' Christian
:'''Sarah May:''' Are you serious?
:'''Sarah May:''' Autism is not influenza
:'''Sarah May:''' You don't 'get over it'
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.

Chris claimed during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?

As of [[May 2009]], Chris seemed to have regained his autism and was back to [[Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu. However, [[November 2009]] saw Chris again claiming to have been miraculously cured, as stated at the end of part 2 of his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations, where he described himself as a "high-functioning autistic ''recovered''". A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris again backpedaled; in response to ED's claim he was "suffering" from autism, he [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|agreed]] that "''I still am for real.''"

Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since autism is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails, he has a bad case of autism, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend), he thinks the autism has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for autism but a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his autism; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.

In June of 2016, he [[Announcement_06292016#Video_2|claimed to have cured his autism]] using [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]. He stated that the track made him think clearer and [[Chris and socialization|interact better with others]]. However, he has shown no improvement in the quality of his recent videos.

==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]

==Chris and other autistics==

Listening to Chris go on about "us TRUE and HONEST autistics," you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so the reality is that he doesn't give a shit about anyone's autism but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics "windows into hell"<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref> and regards them with [[Chris and hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]] when in reality many much lower functioning autistics lead far more independent and fulfilling lives than he does. He has also expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning autism, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from "real" autistics (ironically, many feel this way about Chris Chris).

Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even by [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can therefore be speculated that Chris, thinking his own autism so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem as unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are.

For their part, people with autism universally facepalm when they look at Chris, with some even going as far as [[A-Logging|wishing he'd fuck off and die]] and stop giving them a bad name. The deleted article about Chris on TV Tropes said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with autism or Asperger's, Chris was "Paranoia Fuel;" that is to say, it scares them to think they're like him. [[Chris and hypocrisy|For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the "window into hell."]]

The Aspies for Freedom website has had a couple of run-ins with Chris that nicely demonstrate how other autistics regard him:

* [http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021308/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread] where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.

* [http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021331/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread] where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a "hate site." Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.

The [http://autism.wikia.com/wiki/Christian_Chandler Autism Wiki] calls Chris an enemy of the Autism Community.

Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.

== References ==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Asperger syndrome]]
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]
* [[Autism Tutorial]]
* [[Chris and psychology]]
* [[Kick the Autistic]]
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]
* [[Stress]]

==External links==
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ix5Ith-fSU One Winged Autistic]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)

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[[File:Cwcps3 by nevermonkey-d4jrnny.jpg|thumb|A life upgrade.]]
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The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''' or '''PS Triple''' in troll parlance (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos|28 August 2010]]) was [[Chris]]'s original "life upgrade". Chris desperately wanted to win one in a [[Pixelated PS3|contest]], to this end he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]] and declared that he would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> Chris eventually went ahead and bought one with his [[monthly tugboat]]. In [[August 2010]], following [[#Molestations and other PS3 damage|repeated PS3 abuse]], he [[#Destruction|destroyed]] his life upgrade only to purchase another shortly after.

==PlayStation Network==

[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|Confirmation e-mails, a testament to Chris's financial responsibility.]]

Being as irresponsible with [[Chris and money|money]] as he is, Chris went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's [[online]] capabilities. Chris has spent so much on the PSN, it has contributed most of his credit card debt (roughly $3,500 as of early 2010).

You might ask yourself how he could spend that much and what he could spend it on. Chris seemingly buys everything possible, from game content to movies to several episodes of terrible harem [[anime]]. A list of Chris's PSN purchases reveals that he frequently buys DLC for games he doesn't even own.

Chris has spent at least '''$6,127.64 ''' in American [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer dollars]].

=== Spending history ===

<center>
[[Image:PSNTracker.png|PSN Activity tracker]] 
'''Chris''' was last spotted playing '''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Legacy of the Duelist''''' for the [[PlayStation 4|PS4]]. 
Chris has spent over '''$8581.62''' of [[Monthly tugboat|YOUR money]]! 
Chris's [[PSN]] is '''Sonichu'''. You can see his profile [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu here].
</center>

The following table chronicles Chris's deposits into his PlayStation Network "wallet" between April 2007 and February 2010, the period for which detailed records of his transactions are available (thanks to the work of expert hackers).

Some interesting patterns can be spotted in his spending habits. He was relatively thrifty for most of 2007 and into early 2008, when he still had a few other outlets for entertaining himself outside of his [[Chris's room|room]]. There's a sharp spike around the time of his first ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]] in the spring of 2008, although that signal spike might have been augmented as a result of his concurrent "breakup" with Megan Schroeder in a bid to salve the emotional wound with the desperate application of virtual toys. Likewise, it's probably not a coincidence that after Chris was permanently booted from The PLACe in the summer of 2008, he began spending a shit ton more [[monthly tugboat|tugboat money]] on PSN.

In light of the second wave of the [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010|Vivian Gee e-mails]], Chris's spending in early 2010 is impressive. Despite being supposedly put on a strict budget by his father at the time (in order to pay down debts created by his earlier PSN spending), he still managed to spend around $100 or more a month.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
|-
| February 2010
| '''$130.00
| July 2009
| '''$80.00
| December 2008
| '''$150.00
| May 2008
| '''$90.00
| October 2007
| '''$55.00
|-
| January 2010
| '''$90.00
| June 2009
| '''$170.00
| November 2008
| '''$110.00
| April 2008
| '''$16.02
| September 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| December 2009
| '''$234.29
| May 2009
| '''$135.00
| October 2008
| '''$90.07
| March 2008
| '''$20.00
| August 2007
| '''$65.00
|-
| November 2009
| '''$215.00
| April 2009
| '''$225.00
| September 2008
| '''$90.00
| February 2008
| '''$20.00
| July 2007
| '''$25.00
|-
| October 2009
| '''$268.41
| March 2009
| '''$210.00
| August 2008
| '''$85.00
| January 2008
| '''$75.00
| June 2007
| '''$10.00
|-
| September 2009
| '''$132.36
| February 2009
| '''$125.00
| July 2008
| '''$120.00
| December 2007
| '''$25.00
| May 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| August 2009
| '''$50.00
| January 2009
| '''$90.00
| June 2008
| '''$30.00
| November 2007
| '''$30.00
| April 2007
| '''$25.00
|}
[[File:Cwc spending.png|150px|thumb|right|A graph of his spending between April 07 and Feb 10. Source: [[CWC PSN Spending R script]] ]]

=== Trophies ===
According to the [https://www.playstation.com/en-us/my/public-trophies/?onlinename=Sonichu PSN profile for Sonichu], as of 29 [[January 2016]], Chris has 3,724 trophies. ''Note: Availability of Sonichu's trophy information is dependent on the proper functioning of the PlayStation Network. Information is not updated in real time.''

Games with over 50% progress include:

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Trophies
!align="left"|Progress
!align="left"|Comments
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''
| 70
| 100%
| And he still can't coordinate his jumps, or design a good level.
|-
| ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
|[[Chris and Sex|69]]
|100%
|A driving game that Chris is terrible at. The levels that he has made so far are simply bad, and he racks up a fairly consistent .200 winning average.
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 2]]''
|65
|100%
|The game that made his [[Autism Tutorial]] possible.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Back to the Future: The Game|Back to the Future: The Game]]''
|60
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale|PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale]]''
| 56
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:InFamous|inFamous]]''
| 50
| 100%
| A man dressed in yellow that shoots electricity? [[Sonichu (character)|Hmmmmm...]]
|-
| ''Sonic Generations''
| 50
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders Giants|Skylanders Giants]]''
| 46
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[Kacey Call 8|Hannah Montana: The Movie]]''
|43
|100%
|[[Homos|No comment]].
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders:_Spyro's_Adventure|Skylanders Spyro's Adventure]]''
|38
|100%
|
|-
| ''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle''
|37
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time|Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time]]''
| 37
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:God of War: Ascension|God of War: Ascension]]''
| 36
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[God of War]] III''
|36
|100%
| All that blood and gore couldn't stop Chris from grabbing all the trophies and deity boobies.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sly Cooper#The Sly Collection|Sly 1]]''
|36
|100%
| Furries galore.
|-
| ''Sly 2''
|36
|100%
|
|-
| ''Sly 3''
|36
|100%
|
|-
| ''God of War II''
|35
|100%
| From the ''God of War Collection''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank 2|Ratchet & Clank 2]]''
| 35
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection|Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection]]''
| 35
| 100%
| Another case of redundancy for most of the included games, especially the ''Sonic'' ones.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal|Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal]]
| 33
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Midway Arcade Origins|Midway Arcade Origins]]''
| 32
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet: Deadlocked|Ratchet: Deadlocked]]''
| 31
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Cuboid (video game)|Cuboid]]''
| 24
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Stacking (video game)|Stacking]]''
| 21
| 100%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Costume Quest|Costume Quest]]''
| 17
| 100%
| Made by the same people who made ''[[wikipedia:Brütal Legend|Brütal Legend]]''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Linger In Shadows|Linger In Shadows]]''
| 16
| 100%
| A demoscene production. Not remarkable. Most people already had 1,000 gamerscore in ''[[wikipedia:Second Reality|Second Reality]]''. In 1993.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Sackboy's Prehistoric Moves''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP Episode 5: 8-Bit Is Enough]]''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Flower_(video_game)|Flower]]''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sam_%26_Max:_The_Devil%27s_Playhouse|Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse]] - Episode 1: The Penal Zone''
| 13
| 100%
|
|-
| [[PS Vita|''Welcome Park'']]
| 13
| 100%
| A Vita tutorial.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)|Wheel of Fortune]]''
| 13
| 100%
| Truly, the apex of hi-def gaming.
|-
| ''Back to the Future - Episode 1: It's About Time''
| 12
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Gunstar_Heroes|Gunstar Heroes]]''
| 12
| 100%
| Chris may have gotten 100% in ''Gunstar Heroes'', but in reality, he's a total zero.
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 2: The Tomb of Sammun Mak''
| 12
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Fighters|Sonic the Fighters]]''
|12
|100%
| A fairly short fighting game that can generally be beaten in under 12 minutes.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I|Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I]]''
| 12
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] 2''
| 12
| 100%
| [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|"...Christian's father says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then...''move onto another!''"]]
|-
| ''Sonic the Hedgehog''
| 12
| 100%
| Of course.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Buzz!|Buzz!]] Junior: Monsters''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:NAMCO MUSEUM ESSENTIALS|NAMCO MUSEUM ESSENTIALS]]''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 4: Beyond the Alley of the Dolls''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:.detuned|.detuned]]''
| 10
| 100%
| Another demoscene production. Again, we'd allege that Chris wouldn't get too far in Farbrausch's more famous interactive entertainment prod ''.kkrieger'' - not to even mention the largely .famous ''.the .product'', dammit!
|-
| ''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 3: They Stole Max's Brain!''
| 10
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Sly Minigames''
| 8
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Mainichi Issho|Mainichi Issho]]''
| 7
| 100%
| A Japan-only release. Apparently just like ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', only more boring and even bigger of a grindfest.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Frogger_Returns|Frogger Returns]]''
| 4
| 100%
| ''100!!!''...oh, it's 4 trophies for 4 levels.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders SWAP Force|Skylanders SWAP Force]]''
| 40
| 94%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Burnout_Paradise|Burnout Paradise]]''
| 93
| 91%
| It has cars. They can be driven. Granted, it's an acclaimed title, but Chris thinks this game is up there among the greatest ever made, with the likes of ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''.<ref>''[[Brutal Legend Plus]]''</ref>
|-
| ''Sonic CD''
| 11
| 90%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Braid_(video_game)|Braid]]''
| 11
| 89%
| A game about a man who alters [[Time Void|time]] to rescue his [[sweetheart]]. However, it's worth noting that ''Braid'' is a puzzle game, and not a simple one to play either, yet he still fully completed the game. This is perhaps the most definite proof that Chris isn't mentally retarded (or, at least, he knows how to use GameFAQs).
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Treasures of Montezuma Blitz|Treasures of Montezuma Blitz]]''
| 13
| 85%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]]''
|9
|85%
|
|-
| ''[[LEGO]] [[wikipedia:The LEGO Movie Video Game|Movie - Videogame]]''
| 49
| 82%
|
|-
| ''God of War''
| 33
| 82%
| Most of the trophies are earned by progressing through the game normally. The trophies he lacks are the ones that require you to complete actual challenges or completing the game in under five hours.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Duke Nukem Forever|Duke Nukem Forever]]''
| 63
| 80%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Heavy_rain|Heavy Rain]]''
| 53
| 80%
|
|-
| ''God of War: Chains of Olympus''
| 32
| 80%
|
|-
| ''[[Wikipedia:Table Top Tanks|Table Top Tanks]]''
| 5
| 80%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders: Trap Team|Skylanders: Trap Team]]''
| 47
| 78%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One|Ratchet & Clank 4 One]]''
| 45
| 77%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Band Hero|Band Hero]]''
| 35
| 77%
| A pop music version of ''Guitar Hero''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Rock Band Blitz|Rock Band Blitz]]''
| 18
| 76%
|
|-
| ''The Price is Right''
| 11
| 76%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic_unleashed|Sonic Unleashed]]''
| 37
| 75%
| Due to the trophy data not visible to the public and people reporting hearsay as fact, a lot of people were under assumption that Chris had 100% of the trophies in ''Sonic 2006'' (which doesn't even have trophies). Now, we're equally perplexed by the fact that Chris has ''only'' 75% of trophies in a bona-fide 3D ''Sonic'' title.
|-
| ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]''
| 46
| 74%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Splatterhouse_(2010_video_game)|Splatterhouse]]''
| 43
| 72%
|
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 3]]''
| 38
| 71%
|
|-
| ''God of War: Ghost of Sparta''
| 31
| 71%
|
|-
|''[[LEGO]] Batman 2: DC Super Heroes''
| 27
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Penny_Arcade_Adventures|Penny Arcade Adventures]]: OtRSPoD, Episode One''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode Two''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Numblast|NUMBLAST]]''
| 10
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Papo & Yo|Papo & Yo]]''
| 10
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Noby_Noby_Boy|Noby Noby Boy]]''
| 9
| 71%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Space Ace|Space Ace]]''
| 7
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Rock of the Dead|Rock of the Dead]]''
| 21
| 66%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:PlayStation Home|PlayStation Home]]''
| 13
| 66%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing|Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing]]''
| 36
| 62%
| ''Sonic Kart'' couldn't hold his interest long enough for a platinum trophy. No Sonichu? Back to ''ModNation''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Tomb Raider (2013)|Tomb Raider]]''
| 51
| 61%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:UDraw_GameTablet#uDraw_Studio_Instant_Artist|uDraw Studio]] - Instant Artist''
| 28
| 61%
|
|-
| ''Buzz!: Quiz TV''
| 16
| 61%
| The first of the ''Buzz!'' games to appear on PS3. See also Chris's [[Quizzes]] for his MyBUZZ! stuff.
|-
| ''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted: Golden Abyss|Uncharted: Golden Abyss]]''
| 38
| 60%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet Karting|LittleBigPlanet Karting]]''
| 45
| 58%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Spelunker HD|Spelunker HD]]''
| 31
| 58%
|
|-
| ''[[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript#Meet_the_Pickle_.2801:21:44_-_01:25:29.29|Watchmen: The End is Nigh]]''
| 8
| 57%
| "Meeting with Chris-chan left [[Semen|bad taste]] in mouth. He is [[Tugboat|pampered]] and [[Tomgirl|decadent]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|betraying]] even his shallow, liberal affections. Possibly [[homos]]exual? Must remember to [[Kick the Autistic|investigate further]]."
|-
| ''[[Transformers|Transformers: War for Cybertron]]''
| 34
| 55%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Rock Band|Rock Band: Classic Rock]]''
| 12
| 55%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:The House of the Dead 4|The House of the Dead 4]]''
| 15
| 52%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Pure Chess|Pure Chess]]''
| 10
| 52%
| 10 of 13 trophies? Oh wait, only three trophies require any real skill.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Uno_(video_game)|Uno]]''
| 10
| 52%
| Chris probably bought it in hopes that it was like the [[HEXBox|Xbox Live Arcade]] version. Forgotten about when he realized that was not the case.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune|Uncharted: Drake's Fortune]]''
| 26
| 50%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II|Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II]]''
| 8
| 50%
|
|}

Comparing to the [[List of Chris's games|list of games he owns]], there was a bunch of them that he hadn't even booted up a single time. There are some games he had touched maybe once and then left to the wayside; for example, all of his ''BioShock'' trophies are from the beginning of the game, and he received all of them on October 23, 2008, over a couple of hours. (The logical conclusion is that the second level of ''BioShock'' will ''blow your mind.'') In public, he also prominently featured games he never really played; the [[PS3 History Level]] shows many games that he touched only a few times (''Mirror's Edge'' and ''BioShock'', for example, currently sit at 11% and 9% respectively), and in [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|the PS3 tutorial]], Chris says he thinks ''PAIN'' is a "fun" game, yet he let it sit at 0%.

=== Hacking ===
As a result of his online notoriety, his poor choice of passwords, and his innate gullibility, Chris’s PlayStation Network account was hacked or otherwise wrested from his control on multiple occasions. [[BlueSpike]], in his guise as Chris’s sweetheart [[Julie]], was able to convince Chris to break the first fundamental rule of cybersecurity and "share" his password in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|February 2009]], which was later used as a wedge to control and torment Chris. That summer, [[Jack Thaddeus]] seized the account, resulting in the infamous [[Chris humps his PS3|eight minutes of console sex]] and detailed revelations concerning Chris’s insane online spending habits.

Chris managed to keep control of his accounts for a surprisingly long time after his run-in with Thaddeus, but his luck ran out on 24 [[February 2010]], thanks to [[Surfshack Tito|a certain Hawaiʻian]].

==Fanboyism==
{{quote|So...good reason to get a PlayStation 3 system… of at least 60 GB or higher! 'Cause, uh, y'know, they have four USB ports, the memory card slots, and able to access the Internet wirelessly. While 40 GB and lower: two USB ports, no memory card slots, and requires an Ethernet cable to connect to the Internet. And...LittleBigPlanet! And as you all know from my sponsorship video, ev— most of the videos I put up on YouTube were spon— were sponsored by Sony, and their PlayStation Eye, and their PlayStation 3.|[[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|Chris failing to tell us what the "good reason" is.]]}}

{{quote|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the Internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call...My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles.}}

Chris pops giant boners for PS3, so much that The [[Spanish|Hispanic]] [[Chris_and_race#Hispanics|community]] would call him a "Sonyer". He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[HEXBox]].

==Molestations and other PS3 damage==
[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|thumb|right|[[Son-Chu]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]

On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical [[stress]].

On 5 [[May 2010]], Chris [[I Pimp My Ride|posted a video]] in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to a [[white knight]] who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It seems to have had no effect on his ability to connect his PS3 to the Internet, indicating that he either uses a wired Ethernet connection or he realized how fucked he was and put it back in place. In any case, he voided his console's warranty...just as planned.

On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|posted a solemn video]] where he explains how he inadvertently formatted his own PS3, erasing over three years of his life. Through repeated abuse (see above), Chris's PS3 was misbehaving, prompting him to contact [[Sony]] tech support. They apparently guided him through an attempt to fix corrupted files on the PS3's hard drive, but he did not succeed and Chris was given a choice to reformat his drive, which he accepted.

In the video, Chris blamed a "misunderstanding" between him and the support representative as the reason why he ended up formatting his drive. His PSN account activity seemed to confirm he had indeed deleted everything.

==Destruction==
[[File:Cameragroup004.jpg|thumb|Trivia: Chris still keeps VHS tapes in the clutter of his [[room]].]]
On 29 [[August 2010]], trolls obtained the [[The MovingFoward videos|MovingForward videos]], where Chris finally put the nail in his life upgrade's coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with [[Son-Chu]]. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode." He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained [[The_MovingFoward_videos#Destruction_Gallery|photographs of the console]] in various states of destruction.

The next day, [[ItIsFinished.MOV|another video]] appeared wherein Chris took the crushed, stabbed, and disassembled parts of his PS3, laid them out in his driveway, and ran them over with his car again for good measure.

Leaked [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mails]] later revealed that Chris's motivations were twofold. Chris destroyed his beloved life upgrade in an attempt to cash in on a [[Trollin Train|troll-proffered]] reward of $9,001, as well as in hopes of satisfying his sweetheart of the moment, [[Jackie]]. However, to the surprise of none, he didn't think through this idea very clearly. He destroyed nearly $5,000 in his greed, never received the reward that he'd hoped for, and never got to first base with Jackie, either.

== The rebirth ==
[[File:PStriple.png|thumb|And on the seventh day, it rose again.]]
By 6 [[September 2010]], only ''days'' after killing his life upgrade, it was resurrected, [[monthly tugboat|with your help]]. Chris had claimed in his exchanges with Tito and Clyde that he would never buy another PS3, probably an attempt to convince the two. Chris told [[Jackie]] that he experienced something similar to drug withdrawal after a few days without his beloved PSTriple: "Post-Destruction, two days later, I started feeling impulsive and tense from its absence."<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie Chat #7]]</ref>

Interestingly, Chris's new PS3 still uses the original case design, even though the larger PS3s had been discontinued in favor of the newer "slim" model in late 2009. This suggests that the replacement is a second-hand or refurbished model, and may have been chosen so that he could put the custom cover he made for his old PS3 onto it.

== The PS Move of Fail ==
[[Image:ChrisWithPSMove.png|thumb|Chris's PS Move in all its fail.]][[Image:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|thumb|Tomgirl socializing online.]]
It seems that when Chris purchased his new PS3, he also purchased a [[Wikipedia:Playstation Move|PS Move]]. The PS Move is a derivative by [[Sony]] of [[Nintendo|Nintendo's]] [[Wii Remote of Fail|Wii Remote]]. Chris, being the lover of all things [[Things Chris has ripped off|TRUE and ORIGINAL]] we've come to know, just had to have one.

Chris seems to have painted the two controllers of his PS Move in typical [[Sonichu]] coloration; the motion controller was painted yellow, while the navigation controller was apparently painted light blue.

The PS Move has made two video appearances so far, in the [[ECV_00001|Cherokee video]] and the [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat|wizard video]].

Chris later blew forty dollars on the PlayStation Move SharpShooter<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/12/09/new-playstation-move-sharp-shooter-attachment/]</ref>, as seen in the infamous [[Tomgirl pictures]].

== PlayStation Plus ==
Sony started a [[Hex Bawx|subscription-based program]] that offers members discounts, free content (until membership expires), and exclusives. Chris, already owning everything there is on PSN, unsurprisingly decided to plunge another $50 into debt for a Plus membership. For $50 per year, Chris can now play "free" rentals of Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic the Hedgehog 2, games that he has already bought many times over.

==Other oddities==
Chris appears to keep his PS3 on most of the time. In many of the videos, he's left the console idling on the main menu or in-game menus. In Skype logs, [[Julie]] complained to Chris that he is logged on PSN when he's not actually around, which was fairly confusing.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|BlueSpike Skype Logs #8]]</ref>

Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-Ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in ''[[Brutal Legend]]''.</ref> He even does so in the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

==See also==
* [[PlayStation 4]] - The life upgrade... upgraded
* [[Chris-chan Discusses...]] - A video interview with Chris conducted over the PS3's video chat service.
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Detailing his entire game collection.
* [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
* [[Pixelated PS3]] - Chris attempts to build one from [[Lego]] and [[Pixelblocks]].
* [[PS3 History Level]]
* [[PSEye]]
* [[PSP of Fail]]
* [[PSN Blogs]] - An archive of Chris's posts.
* [[Sonichu Home Club]] - Because Chris loves Sony so much, he uses their ''Second Life'' ripoff.
* [[Sony]]
* [[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] - The kryptonite of Chris's video gaming.
* [[ItIsFinished.MOV]] - GAME OVER.

==References==
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==External links==
* <s>[http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=Sonichu Chris' PSN, filled with useless trophies.]</s> Dead link as of May 2015
* [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu Publicly viewable detailed profile]
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3WQ3QiJMWU Boyfriend-Free PS3]</s> Dead link as of May 2015
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Chris and copyright

2017-11-12T23:51:59Z

BoradV: /* Chris's views */

[[Image:SonichuCertificate.jpg|thumb|Chris's copyright registration certificate.]]
{{Quote|...anyone using my characters and all Without My Consent are Criminals, and such people should be reported to the [[Jerkop|Police]] immediately.|[[Chris]]|[[CWCipedia]]'s Copyright page}}

As with many things, Chris has a very limited understanding of '''copyright''' and of how it's enforced. He is vaguely aware of what it is: some sort of a legal right that creators of things have that lets these creators to tell others what they can and can't do – a very [[naïve]] view, though not entirely incorrect.

==Sonichu as a copyrightable work==
[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|right|180px|[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|Too many CROOKS!]]]]

Chris really only had one real firsthand experience on the copyright questions that formed the basis of everything that followed. While working on a school project that required making a [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD cover]], his teacher successfully explained to him that [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon|Pikachu]] are characters created by others, and he has no right to use them and has to create something original instead. Chris reacted to this by creating an "original" combination of the two characters, and thus [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] was born. In the [[Father Call]], he also says the teacher told him he had been in the clear with the beginning as far as copyright is concerned. However, the fact that teacher (unwisely) accepted Sonichu as original cemented Chris's vague understanding of the [[Chris and the Law|law]], and now Chris is simply unwilling to learn the truth. In his mind, mashing together two different characters and "[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original|<nowiki>[putting]</nowiki> a little C-In-A-Circle and <nowiki>[his]</nowiki> John Hancock]]" creates completely new intellectual property that is his and his alone.

In reality, any work that uses previously copyrighted work as a basis is a derivative work. This means that while it may have substantial original elements that the creator definitely holds a copyright on, it cannot be published or distributed without permission of the original copyright holders. The reality isn't ''entirely'' clear-cut, however, and there are several exceptions to this rule, both well-understood ([[wikipedia:Fair use|Fair Use doctrine]], which allows limited use of copyrighted material for journalistic and scholarly purposes) and less well understood (there's an ongoing debate about the emerging copyright issues like digital rights and the remixing arts).

Unfortunately for Chris, Sonichu is a fairly clear-cut case of a derivative work. While the character design itself has ''some'' originality despite its blatantly derivative style (and as such might have passed the teacher's inspection), as far as backstory is concerned, Sonichu explicitly said to be a fusion of two existing characters - by Chris as its creator and in the comic story itself.

Fundamentally, Chris wanted [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]; if they are just some made-up characters and ''not'' Pokémon, they just aren't ''true'' enough for him. Unfortunately, Chris doesn't understand that such "made-up" characters are how people ''define'' creativity. If Chris had elected to merely ape Sonic art style and plot elements from video games, he might have something that is borderline acceptable, and could avoid legal prosecution. However, the Sonichu comic makes copious usage of things from the Sonic and Pokemon franchises (as well as myriad others), meaning anything Chris does to profit from Sonichu renders him liable to be sued.

This would be harmless enough if he weren't actually profiting from it, but [[Chris and business|for two years he was]], and if any of the franchises he has plagiarized from had decided to pursue legal action, Chris would have been torn to shreds in court. Fortunately for Chris, an autistic moron hocking products on [[Etsy]] was unlikely to incur the wrath of a major multinational company; the worst he's likely to receive is a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cease_and_desist cessation demand].

===Ban from Lulu===

Chris was banned from self-publishing site [[Lulu]] in [[December 2015]] since the staff recognized that Sonichu is a piece of fan-fiction. The sting of an actual business calling him out on the truth seemed to finally impress upon him the impossibility of defending Sonichu as an original work.

More than a year after the ban, Chris continued to scapegoat Lulu to explain why he was unwilling to work on [[Sonichu 11|the comic he had been paid over $1,000 to do]], saying in January 2017 that "the pester of "legality" questions and disputings in my creations and work" is the biggest reason that caused him to have an "inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories.<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories]]</ref>"

== Chris as an enforcer of rights ==
[[Image:117-CWCSonichuLeer.jpg|thumb|right|[[Creepy stare|Don't look right into their eyes.]]]]
Chris is very paranoid regarding his copyright, and will frequently [[CWC Public Disclaimer|hand out all of his personal information to complete strangers]] if he thinks it is being contested. This has backfired in a number of ways.

Chris has encouraged people to report copyright infringements to the [[jerkop|police]]. The police, unfortunately, can't do much when random citizens report civil offenses such as copyright infringement. Even if Chris ''had'' the rights to the works in question, suing people for copyright infringement would be Chris's job and his job alone, or that of a representative whom he has specifically appointed to that specific task.

Unsurprisingly, Chris is a [[Chris and hypocrisy|total hypocrite]] when it comes to abusing the work of other creators. In the space of 11½ issues, [[Things Chris has ripped off|Chris pulled characters and concepts from innumerable franchises]] and even went so far as to steal "original" characters from fans and [[sweethearts]] with little respect shown to their creators. He's even had the balls to take [[Asperchu|another creator's characters]], [[Mitch Sonichu|alter them]] and demand that thenceforth they be portrayed the way ''he'' has made them in the original material. Despite how firmly Chris holds on to his views of copyright, when directly challenged on why it's okay for him to rip things off but not for other people to do the same to Sonichu, he's unable to think of a response.<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]]</ref>

Furthermore, Chris refuses to listen to the original creators of these "original" characters when they ask to have their characters removed. The best example would be the fight between [[Evan]] and Chris over the character [[Simonla Rosechu]], a ripoff of Evan's original character Simonchu. When Evan demanded that Chris remove Simonla from the comics in an on-page death, Chris refused because ''it would take [[Wild Sonichu]]'s girlfriend away''. As time went on, Chris fought tooth and nail to keep Simonla in, going so far as to write out a scenario where Simonchu is told to tell Evan that Simonla likes [[CWCville]]. In the end, it took two shut downs of the CWCipedia for Chris to finally surrender and kill off Simonla, and he just resurrected her a few years later anyway.

===Licensing and terms of use===

The [[Wikipedia:MediaWiki|MediaWiki]] software used on [[CWCipedia]] had various built-in settings for content licensing. During installation, MediaWiki defaults to [[Wikipedia:GNU Free Documentation License|GNU Free Documentation License]], which states that the content can be reused elsewhere for any purpose, as long as proper copyright holder attribution and license references are given.

On 6 [[September 2009]], a fan wrote to Chris and thanked him for allowing this reuse, which provoked an uncharacteristically swift response from Chris, demanding WikiSysop not-so-politely to remove the obviously erroneous "GDU FDL" license.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The License on the bottom of my Cwcipedia (WS)|Chris's message to WikiSysop]]</ref>

This prompted Chris to write his own [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights Copyrights] and [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Terms_of_use Terms of use] pages.

The legal problems caused by Chris's terms are detailed elsewhere in this article. The Terms of Use are even weirder:

* ''"Any and All Visually Grotesque, Shocking and Offensive works will be Immediately Deleted and NOT be uploaded, or seen ever again; NO RESUBMISSIONS ALLOWED of such pieces."''
* ''ALL letters addressed to any NAME other than "Christian Weston Chandler" or "Christopher Weston Chandler", will be Immediately disposed of with Paper Recyling, or be "Returned to Sender" with a frown face on it. ALL Visually Grotesque, Shocking and Offensive art works and letters will be disposed of properly as well."''
* Fan sites should be pre-approved by Chris.
* Sending spam to Sega and Nintendo about making official Sonichu games is apparently part of Terms of Use.

===Copyright registration===
It appears that Chris has actually paid US$45, and somehow got [http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?v1=1&ti=1,1&Search%5FArg=Sonichu&Search%5FCode=TALL&CNT=10&PID=ZvDUHHsi-vkzrRWQU2p5oLpU7yxe&SEQ=20091106120549&SID=1 Sonichu approved by the United States Copyright Office]. On 12 [[November 2009]], he also posted a scan of the confirmation letter he received to [[CWCipedia]] and posted a highly predictable [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|my-Heart-Level-just-went-to-100%-again video]].

Psychologically, this copyright registration represents a big win for Chris, because it gives him what he thinks are bragging rights, even though he has no idea what the copyright registration ''actually'' means. Copyright registration isn't an official recognition of copyright, however. Copyrights are granted automatically, and copyright registrations are only an official assertion that a specific work has been created at a specific date by the registrant; the registrations are only needed when suing another party for copyright infringement. It is also not a registration of a ''trademark''; Chris has no special rights for the name "Sonichu" itself. Finally, Chris made a critical mistake in filing the registration application: he described Sonichu as a "work for hire" in the apparent belief that this meant that the comic was his primary occupation, when it [[Wikipedia:Work for hire|really means]] that he created it on behalf of someone else, who is considered the creator for legal purposes.
It should also be noted that the United States Copyright Office does not check whether or not a registrant's work is infringing.

If Nintendo or Sega were to sue Chris they would easily win; it's clear that they hold the rights to original characters like Sonic and Pikachu and Chris's work is derivative thereof.

'''IN SHORT:''' Chris's copyright registration doesn't mean his comics aren't non-infringing, nor does it effectively protect his own intellectual property.

=== Use of copyright notices ===
The way Chris maintains his so-called copyrights within his works is also baffling. It's possible he goes by the assumption that almost everything he draws must contain copious copyright notices, usually in a large disclaimer:

{{quote|© Christian Weston Chandler, March [[2000]]-????}}

It's worth noting that Chris obsessively signs with his name all of his individual works, this includes copyright symbols in pictures he draws of Sonichu, including a picture he drew in the snow in his [[Holiday Greetings]] video and a doodle he drew on his ticket to the [[2005]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention.

However, only daily newspaper comic strips have constant notices reminding about copyright due to their daily nature. In most forms of media throughout the world, one copyright notice at the beginning of the work is enough to assert rights, and only the year is noted in a copyright notice.

Finally, the year of the creation of the ''specific'' work in question should be noted in the copyright notice; for example [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] should be "''© 2009-2010 CWC''". If Chris would want to specifically emphasize that Sonichu in general has existed since March 2000, he'd need to do so in an additional copyright notice (e.g. "''Sonichu'' #10 © 2009-2010 CWC. Sonichu character © CWC, March 2000.")

===Christian's On the Lookout!===
Long before his discovery by the trolls, Chris created a webpage called '''Christian's On the Lookout!''' which linked to his main [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]]. Chris made the site no later than May 2006. Exactly how he used the site is not clear, especially since his main site did not link to this page. Chris's paranoia and arrogance regarding his copyright are on full display here.

{{quotebox|
'''A Message for all who are out to use the Sonichu Name!'''

From Christian Weston Chandler,

Original Creator of Sonichu, and related characters and materials.

I just want to inform all persons, fans of Sonichu or otherwise, that Sonichu was originally Created on March 17, 2000, and I have a copyright on my faithful Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon. I am very proud to share my Sonichu with the people who appreciate my creativity in Sonichu's world.

I often do a "Search" of "Sonichu," and, currently, and I only want to see links to my Sonichu Site, or related sites. If I see links to websites with any person who has used his name, I will view it. If I should see the "Sonichu" name used to describe any character, other than my original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, I will send you an E-Mail to inform you if you have intruded into '''Copyrighted territory''', and request that you remove the name from your website, or forum entry, and change it to something else. If, however, you do not abide to the request, or not reply to the E-mail within 14 days, I may take legal action against you.

I am not a mean person, and I am not out to start any trouble, so [[Chris and religion|please do not use the Sonichu name in vain]]. If, however, you would like to create a fan website to describe my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, please send me an E-Mail to CWCSonichu@aol.com with information, and link, about your fan site. I will view your fan site, and if I like it, I, Christian Weston Chandler, will send you an approval E-Mail. And you may keep your website up on the web. If I find it offensive, I, Christian Weston Chandler, will send you an E-mail asking you to either change the content to something else, or remove the website from the web.

Also, if you would like to see Sonichu as a real video game, or catch him in a Pokemon title, please send your request to Nintendo of America, inc., or ''Nintendo Power'' magazine; please raise the hype on Sonichu so that I will be able to legally talk to the people of Nintendo of America, inc., and make a deal.

[[Chris and reality|Sonichu and I]], Christian Weston Chandler, thank you for following the Legal Guidelines expressed here. I sincerely hope that you enjoy the stories of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon. And I also hope that you will voice your hype and interest about Sonichu, and my world of [[Cwcville]], to Nintendo of America, inc., so Sonichu can become a video game, cartoon (or anime), and all that other neat stuff.

Have a Zappin' Day!

This has been a message from Christian Weston Chandler, Original Creator of Sonichu.

All Sonichu Material is Copyrighted, March 2000-2005 by Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Chris's motivations===
In any case, Chris doesn't really care so much what his copyright registration means and what it might or might not be good for, practically speaking. To him, it's mainly just a crutch for his ego. In the aftermath of his feud with [[Liquid Chris]], he sees it as the final and clinching proof that he himself is the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu. On 26 [[November 2009]], he posted the following as part of an announcement on [[CWCipedia]], which is quite illuminating:

{{quotebox|Also, I have been thinking, although all Sonichu "Merchandise" sold online in the past I have labeled false; I did that, because it came as a surprise to me then, I felt outraged appropriately (most everyone can relate to that; it's comparable to if [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]] or Clover [the [[Wikipedia:Cloverfield|Cloverfield]] monster] came to YOUR Metropolis and suddenly attacked your city). I realize now that even though it is still considerably Not Official, it all still is an homage to my creation. So I will make it clear to ALL those Vendors.

As long as it is NOT printed copies of my books' pages, or bootlegged copies of my "[[Christian Weston Chandler, Yep, I'm On T.V.]]" DVD, AND As Long As I am quoted on ALL websites' and vendors' locations as Original Creator of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Cwcville]] and all of such, I, Christian Weston Chandler, approve of such merchandise from Day Forward. At least to give you all, my patient, loyal [[Fans]] and [[Troll]]s, something to quell your pallets [''sic''] until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, [[GameStop]], [[Best Buy]], [[Wal-Mart]], etcetera and such.

[[Chris and ego|I have spoken]], and I wish everyone a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving.

--ChrisChanSonichu 02:17, 26 [[November 2009]] (CET)}}

In other words, Chris doesn't really care if other people use his supposed intellectual property, so long as he's the one that gets the credit, not some impostor in brown stripes. The idea expressed here is not unlike that in the [[wikipedia:Creative Commons|Creative Commons]] Attribution license.

===Patreon leaks===

Since Chris began using [[Patreon]] for donations in exchange for his continued work on [[Sonichu 11]] and beyond, he has had, for the first time, an actual financial incentive to enforce copyright of his work. Chris announced that he would initially release Sonichu 11 only to Patreon supporters, and this plan seemed to go off without a hitch until several [[White knight|patrons]] leaked the exclusive pages that Chris had released so far, then [[Weening|notified Chris]] in his YouTube comments.

Chris took swift action to protect his only source of income besides his [[Monthly Tugboat]]. In [[CLog 06142017]], Chris begins by denouncing the leakers and comparing their actions (leaking the comic pages early) to the physical theft of purses and cell phones. However, Chris's copyright continues to be completely unenforceable, and it is almost certain that future patron pages will be leaked as well.

Interestingly, Chris's intentions to keep future Sonichu pages exclusive to his patrons could be considered a form of [[Chris and the law|fraud]], as [[DStecks]] already paid Chris ''$1000'' in [[September 2015]] to make 100 pages of Sonichu, which, according to Chris's pagecount estimate in [[CLog 06232017]], would cover the vast majority of the volume to be released.

==Chris's views==
{{main|Parody}}
Chris is ''very'' protective of his characters. Chris believes that his characters are officially "parodies", thus, he is allowed to create his multimedia empire on a legal loophole. What Chris fails to realize that is that parodies are essentially mockeries of something they're based on, done for laughs or as a commentary on the original work. According to the [[Wikipedia:Supreme Court of the United States|US Supreme Court]], parody "is the use of some elements of a prior author's composition to create a new one that, at least in part, comments on that author's works." So if Chris was, say, making commentary on commercialization by making a pastiche of what was popular at the time, it would be fine. The fact that it is parody and not plagiarism must also be made obvious.

Sonichu and Rosechu are ''not'' parodies, just shitty recolors. Chris doesn't mean to make fun of the characters they're based on, nor make commentary of them. He slavishly imitates the kind of adventures they have in an attempt to tell his own stories. Even his most original characters are either based on [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|someone he knows]] or [[Flame the Sunbird|are cribbed extensively from existing characters]].

Chris plans for [[Sonichu 13]] to be a crossover between his comic universe and the characters of the popular "Planet Dolan" YouTube channel. Much like Nintendo and (formerly) Sega, the producers of the channel likely have never heard of Sonichu, much less given Chris permission to use their characters. Assuming Chris actually makes #13, Chris will likely offer a similar "parody" defense to his ''direct'' use of someone else's intellectual property. This is no longer the case as Chris has been blocked by pretty much all of Planet Dolan Cast.

==Music==
Many of Chris's "songs" from his old [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] project have been taken down on YouTube for copyright. If Chris knew this, he would likely argue that his songs are "parodies" and thus Fair Use. The problem is that Chris's songs aren't parodies, nor they are reviewing the said songs, nor are they just covers with an instrumental version of the original song playing in the background. Just like how Sonichu and Rosechu are recolors and not parodies, Chris's songs are just rewrites of the originals with said original drowning out most of his voice.

==Fanart==

Chris believes he has the right to use any fanart depicting a ''Sonichu'' character for his own purposes. A key example is his banner for [[Patreon]] and YouTube, which uses another person's fanart of Sonichu and Rosechu<ref>https://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-Rosechu-Wild-and-Angelica-artwork-293015701</ref>, even though the accounts are meant to showcase his own work, and he has not given credit to the original artist.

When a fan pointed out that he was plagiarizing the work for himself, Chris replied:

{{quote|It’s a lovely piece of art, I am not stealing it, I am using it in full appreciation of the artist that drew it, as much as possible.

And, it doesn’t matter: it has Sonichu and Rosechu; they both, all the others and the city of Cwcville, are mine, regardless.}}<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_tweets#Chris_attempts_to_justify_stealing_from_fanartists</ref>

==Sources==
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== See also ==
*[[Liquid Chris]]
*[[Robert Simmons V]]
*[[Jimmy Hill]]
*[[Parody]]
*''[[Asperchu]]''

==External Links==
* [[wikipedia:Copyright|Wikipedia article]]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20060513032521/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/CWCcop.htm| Archived copy of Chris's "Christian's On the Lookout!" page.]

{{Chris and}}

Chris and video games

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{{quote|And [[Bob Chandler|Christian's father]] says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game, and then...move onto another! I can't master any of them.|A TV anchorwoman on a younger Chris winning the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].}}

[[Image:LoveThatLifeUpgrade.jpg|thumb|Chris tried having sex with a video game console once, but it [[Chris humps his PS3|didn't work out all that well]].]]

In case you didn't know, [[Chris]] likes '''video games'''. A lot. In fact, Chris almost definitely centers his life around and spends more time on video games than any other activity or pursuit, including his ongoing [[Love Quest|quest]] for [[sweetheart|a woman]] who will emerge from the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] and [[Chris and sex|give him her]] [[china]]. He [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|says]] he spends between two and four hours a day playing games, and that's just what he will admit to.

Without diving too deep into the amateur psychiatry pool, it's not hard to see why video games hold so much appeal for Chris. His brain is wired to operate according to [[Autism|absolute values and rigidly-defined processes]]. That's one reason why he has so much trouble dealing with real life — the rules keep changing on him, when he can figure the rules out at all. In the artificial worlds of Chris's favorite games, the challenges he faces are the kind that his inflexible mind is able to conquer. There, the rules never change, and all he has to do is follow them. [[Chris and reality|Reality isn't quite as simple]], which is why he spends [[Chris's room|as little time out there]] as possible.

==The early years==
Chris has been an avid gamer since a very young age. He first played video games on a Commodore 64 home computer. Before he was eight years old, he had a Game Boy and a [[Nintendo]] Entertainment System, and he acquired more consoles and games throughout the 1990s. According to [[The Sonichu Chronicles]], he's been a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] since the character's [[1991]] debut for the Sega Genesis. His game collection really took off in [[1993]], when he won his famous shopping spree in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] and added $1,000 (even though the total spent was $980.82) worth of Sega games and hardware to his hoard.

==Chris's game collection==
[[Image:404-SpiderManSignedGame.jpg|thumb|Well, if ''[[No More Jokes|Spider-Man]]'' says it...]]

{{main|List of Chris's games}}

Although the last completely reliable account of his collection dates back to [[January 2009]], Chris owns, as a conservative estimate, nearly 700 different game titles across 19 different platforms. He sold off roughly 100 games in various trips to GameStop and local pawn shops during the late summer and early fall of 2010, but that still leaves a hell of a lot to go. He also maintained an account with the mail-order rental service GameFly until [[August 2010]].

[[Sony]] consoles dominate Chris's collection. Counting the games he's downloaded by way of the [[PlayStation Network]], nearly half of his games belong to the PlayStation family. Nintendo comes next, including more than 100 games for Nintendo's different portable platforms, and Sega brings [[Homos|up the rear]]. While he owns every Sega console short of an 8-bit Master System and Sonic the Hedgehog is one of his favorite individual franchises, games for Sega consoles make up less than 10-15% of Chris's collection.

Chris's violent hatred of the [[Xbox]] is well-known, but he likely also owns, or at one point owned, an original Xbox console. However, it is not known how much he has actually played Xbox games. His [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay account]] shows that he tried to sell off a handful of Xbox games in the summer of [[2008]]. The record of his eBay sales also indicates that, in addition to owning at least one of every machine he owns games for, he's gone through at least three or four of Sony's original PlayStation consoles over the years. It's possible that he's had to replace a few of the infamously fragile machines, but this could also be an indication that he has bought the systems and games in bundles.

It's impossible to gauge exactly how much money has been shoveled into the furnace of Chris's game collection. Knowledgeable [[trolls]], however, reckon that his physical collection of games and hardware represents around $20,000. His PSN downloads, meanwhile, can be accurately accounted for--there, the bill is close to $3,500 and surely climbing all the while. One of the more grievous examples of Chris's video-game-related overspending is his apparent ownership of at least two copies of the eighty-dollar ''[[Street Fighter]] IV Collector's Edition'', as evidenced by the two identical exclusive Ryu figurines he later sold on eBay. While it's possible that Chris received the second figure from an outside source or packaging error, his attempt to bribe [[BlueSpike]] [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel|with a copy of the game]] and his habit of wasting money for no particular reason lend credence to the theory.

In January 2015, it was [[CWCki Forums|leaked]] that Chris had spent an absurd amount of money on Nintendo consoles and games, ''racking up '''585''' transactions'' in the last 4.5 years[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2015-jan-12-nintendo-employee-details-chriss-recent-video-game-purchases.7050/], or 150 payments a year. This list includes useless shovelware, Virtual Console games, and [[Sonic Boom Protests|both versions of a game he doesn't even like.]] Of these, 276 purchases are known to be handheld games, 8 are known to be video game consoles (''buying '''4''' DS and DSi consoles''), and 75 which are known to be console games. The grand total cost of all Chris's '''listed''' purchases is '''$7460.43''' or '''$1657.87/year'''. Keep in mind 39% of purchases Chris has on his account (such as Skylanders figures, amiibos, and his Wii U Virtual Console purchases) are not yet specified, meaning that their cost is not included in this already insanely high number. Apparently, his main attention and [[Nintendo Power Magazine|fanboyism]] has shifted from PlayStation back to Nintendo, for unknown reasons.

This leak also revealed that Chris plays almost every game demo available on the eShop, Nintendo's online downloadable video game store, even if he has no interest in said game. This leak also confirmed he had bought every single [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] game and primary [[Pokémon]] RPG, proving that he is still a major fanboy of [[Sonichu (comic)|both franchises]], and also confirmed that he still makes many purchases multiple times over for no apparent reason, such as of ''Wario's Woods''.

==What Chris plays==
Going on what evidence is available--what he talks about on his websites and [[YouTube]], what his PSN profile shows the most effort put into, what he decides to construct elaborate fan-works around--Chris has fairly childish, "casual" tastes in video games. He puts an enthusiast gamer's level of effort and time into gaming, but he does it playing stuff like Sonic, ''[[Pokémon]]'', ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', and other games geared toward a less "hardcore" audience. His favorite racing game, ''Burnout Paradise'', is a straightforward action/arcade-style game. ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' earned a hardcore following with its level editor, but otherwise it's just another side-scrolling platform game (and Chris hardly strains the level editor to the limits of its potential). Much of his PSN trophy case is filled out with achievements racked up playing simple downloadable demoscene and indie productions. Even his beloved ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]'' isn't remarkably deep as far as gameplay is concerned; while the game is an M-rated title with swearing, decapitations, heavy metal music and tricky real-time strategy elements, for most part the atmosphere is still jolly and humorous enough, and majority of gameplay consists of exploring the world and having straightforward beat-em up fights. Some have questioned whether or not Chris's interest in ''Brütal Legend'' was because of an affinity for director [[Wikipedia:Tim Schafer|Tim Schafer's]] other quirky, offbeat games such as ''[[Wikipedia:Psychonauts|Psychonauts]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Grim Fandango|Grim Fandango]]''. While Chris might be drawn to the perceived [[random-access humor]] of such games, more likely, they were too intelligent for him, and not mainstream enough. More likely, his interest in ''Brütal Legend'' was due to Jack Black providing the main character's voice, and possibly [[Chris and music|Chris's failed attempts to appear to be a connoisseur of music]].

The games that Chris owns are not necessarily the games that Chris plays. His PSN downloads strongly suggest that he spends money on his gaming hobby more or less for the sake of spending it. Witness the $65 he spent on downloadable content for ''Disgaea 3'', a game he had only played to 7% completion several months after originally buying all those downloads. It's reasonable to assume that Chris has similar spending habits in real life, a theory bolstered somewhat by his retro game collections. Chris's collections of games for the Sega CD, Sega Saturn, and a couple of other now-dead consoles are dominated by bargain-bin trash, extremely-common or extremely-shitty games that are easily picked up for very low remaindered prices. No knowledgeable gamer would ever pay money for ''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory'', except maybe as a gag gift, but Chris apparently thought it was worth owning. This habit seems to be picked up from [[Barbara]], and continues to this day in the form of eShop shovelware and virtual console downloads.

His collection does a good job of telling us what sort of games Chris doesn't play, though. Outside of the ''Pokémon'' series, for instance, he has almost no evident interest in role-playing games. Most of the non-Pokémon RPGs in his collection, like ''Suikoden'' and ''Final Fantasy VII'', are PlayStation retro releases he impulse-bought through the PSN. Chris buys those up like penny candy — he's even downloaded several digital duplicates of PlayStation games that he already owns physical copies of.

Despite being obsessed with Pokemon, he's not a hardcore Nintendo fan as some might suspect. He never seems to show interest in the latest content from Nintendo, and the hardcore Nintendo games he does own (such as games from the ''Metroid'', ''The Legend of Zelda'' and ''Mario'' franchises) are most likely just collecting dust on his game collection racks.

However, a January 2014 leak by a Nintendo Employee revealed that Chris had, in fact, returned to his [[Nintendo|Nintendo]] roots, buying nearly every single game on the eShop.

He owns almost no sports games. In the [[Mailbag 2|Mailbag]], he once noted that "Sports titles do not really thrill me," although he didn't explain exactly [[Obesity|why.]]

With a few exceptions, Chris has no apparent interest in video games aimed at his own age group, which is unsurprising. "Hardcore" games aimed at "adults" are games that simply would not interest Chris because of his juvenile mindset. Video games (and anything else, for that matter) with mature themes that aren't two-dimensionally crass and full of [[random-access humor]] would probably confuse and bore Chris and make him feel awkward and uncomfortable, adding to the fact he probably wouldn't be able to get very far in the game. This is supported by the fact that he did try out ''Bioshock'', a first-person shooter with RPG elements, but only for a short time and never touched it again. Most likely the whole game itself flew right over Chris's head and he decided to play some ''Wheel of Fortune'' instead. However, ever since his [[100 2357.MOV|sixth declaration that he has left the internet]] in late [[2010]], some more high-profile games aimed at adults have appeared on his PSN Trophy list (Such as ''Grand Theft Auto IV'' and ''Fallout: New Vegas''). Apparently the Hannah Montana PS3 game is no longer enough to fill his abundance of free time, and he's taken to playing games he wouldn't normally were he doing anything else with his life.

While he sometimes gets tagged with the "[[anime|weeaboo]]" label, Chris doesn't appear to prefer games made in Japan over any other part of the world. In fact, his favorite games of 2008-2009, the period where he's told us the most about what he plays, are pretty evenly divided between Japan (''Sonic'', ''Pokémon''), the United States (''Guitar Hero'', ''Brutal Legend'') and Europe (''Burnout'', ''LittleBigPlanet''). He counts a few Japanese Game Boy and Nintendo DS imports in his larger collection, but they're obviously titles he picked up to try and impress/bribe [[Megan Schroeder]] — almost all of them are spinoffs from popular anime, especially magical-girl series like ''Sailor Moon'' and ''Pretty Cure''.

When Chris and Megan still got along well together, they were serious players of the arcade version of ''[[Soul Calibur]] III''. There's also an arcade in Chris's plans for the [[CWCville Shopping Center]]. However, given Chris's more recent inclination to retreat into the comfortable confines of his bedroom, chances are he's not much of an arcade-goer anymore.

==Chris the console peasant==
Chris thinks the perennial "Console Wars" between rival manufacturers of game machines are extremely serious business, and engages them in all of the bile and fervor of a 10-year-old child soldier in the PlayStation Army. On rare occasions he has almost seemed rational in this respect, saying he "just doesn't like" or "doesn't care much for" the Xbox, but most of the time he doesn't spare strong words when describing the vile and loathsome [[HEXBox]]. By comparison, he has waxed poetic when describing the awesomeness of the [[PS3]], most prominently in his [[PS3 History Level]] for ''LittleBigPlanet''. According to [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Video games|Lucas]], Chris would even express his fury over the Xbox in public while hanging out at [[The GAMe PLACe]].

It's hard to tell where Chris's religious devotion to the PlayStation comes from, but a religion is what it is. Like his faith in [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]], his support for Sony is blind and unthinking. Though he can come up with a simple justification for his opinions in a pinch — typically he brings up the annual fee for online gaming on Xbox Live — Chris shows no sign of having put any serious thought or study into his choice of consoles. His descriptions of the PS3's advantages in places like his [[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|Columbus Day 2008 video]] tend to sound like boilerplate marketing copy (as filtered through the mind of a [[Chris's room|cave-dwelling]] autistic, anyway).

Interestingly, Chris was not always a blindly devoted fan of Sony. In the [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], we see that back in [[2003]], Chris pledged his allegiance to Nintendo and the GameCube, stating that both forerunners to the PS3 stank as much as the original [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]]. His feelings changed when he bought a PS1 at a "rummage sale" for cheap, intending to resell it elsewhere for profit, but instead played it and found it wasn't bad.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref> One would expect this to be a lesson against nonsensical [[Chris and brand loyalty|brand loyalty]], but instead Chris just focused his hatred on Microsoft. Likely, prior to this Chris was a Sega fanatic at Nintendo's expense; if true, then it demonstrates how [[List of Chris's sweethearts|fickle]] Chris is regarding devotion.

Today, as of [[January 2015]], he is now a hardcore [[Nintendo]] fan at Sony's expense, as revealed by a recent leak by a TRUE AND HONEST [[Nintendo]] employee [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2015-jan-12-nintendo-employee-details-chriss-recent-video-game-purchases.7050/]. However, when asked what his thoughts were on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Switch Nintendo Switch], Nintendo's up and coming console for 2017, Chris responded in Chris [[Mailbag 29|fashion]], and simply stated that he has no [[Exercise|thoughts]] on it, due to being [[stress|preoccupied]] [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Thoughts_On_Switch_Jan_19_2017.png]

[[File:Thoughts_On_Switch_Jan_19_2017.png|thumb|[[Mailbag 29|Whatever]]]]

In typical fashion, Chris is ignorant of things he has chosen not to like. The only 360 game he seems to shown interest in, [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182 "Don't Be Nervous Talking to Girls"], seen in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] being modified for the PS3, was suggested to him by the fans. Though the game is just a crappy dating sim, and though there are other 360-exclusive games which would appeal to him, Chris claims that it's the only game worth playing on the 360.

Even slinging mud at the names of the consoles is very serious business to Chris. In [[Lars Call]], Chris says he doesn't like it when people call PS3 the "PS Triple", because that's what [[trolls]] call it. Of course, this comes from a man who [[Chris and hypocrisy|kept ranting about the "Hex Box"]].

==Chris and online gaming==
Perhaps unsurprisingly, given his antisocial nature, Chris isn't much for online multiplayer games in any genre, be they sports sims, shooters, racing games, or whatever else. Though he owns several games for the PS3 and other consoles that would allow him to play online and interact with other people, his PSN profile shows that he's put hardly any time into multiplayer games.

In 2010 and afterward, two exceptions to this rule emerged. He did a good deal of online racing in ''ModNation Racers'' during the summer of 2010, while early in 2011, Chris began to show an interest in an online role-playing game for the first time, ''DC Universe Online''. His fondness for ModNation competition eventually passed, but it remains to be seen whether or not he'll develop a lasting interest in MMO gaming.

Dedicated observers of Chris's gaming habits may notice a bit of a paradox developing here. Chris claims to hate the Xbox 360 because Microsoft requires a $50 annual subscription fee for online multiplayer gaming. Why should this wind him up so badly, when he hardly plays any multiplayer games anyhow? Well... that's Chris for you. [[Mailbag]] correspondents have tried to point out the seeming contradiction here, not to mention the weird contrast between Chris's thriftiness as far as Xbox Live is concerned and the massive amounts of money he's wasted on worthless digital trinkets through the PSN. For all the good it's done, though, they may as well have tried to change his opinion of [[Asperger syndrome]].

===Chris the trophy whore===
While Chris has little evident interest in directly interacting with other humans in online games, he does seem to enjoy building up a massive trophy case to passively show off in his PlayStation Network profile. He's doggedly played through a number of games in order to earn every available achievement, and on occasion he appeals to his [[fanbase]] for help in earning trophies. For instance, he begged readers of his [[Twitter]] feed to download his ''ModNation Racers'' levels so he could pick up one more trophy.

Slacker that he is, Chris prefers to put forth as little effort as possible to earn his trophies. Presented with a trophy in ''LittleBigPlanet 2'' that asked him to contribute a custom level to the game's online community, he fulfilled the requirement by uploading an empty level with no work put into it. (When this level was deleted by the community's administrators, he took the next-easiest route and uploaded his old levels made with the first ''LittleBigPlanet''.) In an [[Jackie E-mails 6|e-mail to Jackie]], he expressed great pleasure when the ''ModNation'' experience system was patched to make certain trophies easier to acquire.

==Chris and PC games==
Games for personal [[computers]] are conspicuously absent from Chris's collection and his evident game-playing habits. The only sign that he's ever even owned any PC games comes from his eBay account, which shows that he tried to auction off a collection of vintage ''Dungeons & Dragons'' role-playing games for the PC in the summer of 2008. He might also own a copy of the first Lego Island game for PC (as seen by his possession of the Infomaniac minifigure - which was only obtainable from early copies of the said game). In the [[Fanmail Reading]] video, after a [[troll|fan]] sent him a copy of ''[[wikipedia:Half-Life 2|Half-Life 2]]'', Chris explained, "I don't play PC games. I used to, but I don't anymore." He didn't say why he gave them up, though. In [[Mumble 1|his first Mumble chat]], he claimed to "remember ''[[wikipedia:Touhou|Touhou]]''", but later backpedaled and said "I never really heard of that."

==Chris the industry insider==
Chris gets most of his information about the gaming industry from comparatively mainstream sources. He's an avowed reader of ''Game Informer'' magazine, as well as Sony's online magazine ''Qore'', and regularly follows the G4 cable network. He apparently still takes the [[Congrats, Jack Black|Spike TV Video Game Awards]] seriously, which puts him about five years behind anybody with even a cursory interest in the games business.

==Chris the game designer==
{{main|Sonichu (game)|Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles}}
At various times, especially during the [[Miyamoto saga]], but going as far back as the late 1990s (when he had a prophetic dream of a Sonic game for the Game Boy), Chris has imagined that he could launch himself into a career as a game designer. It's telling, however, that nearly all of his "ideas" for potential video game projects simply involve swapping Sonichu or other Chris-spawned characters into an existing game concept. ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' is a Pokémon RPG with Sonichu in it. ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]'' is ''Sonic Adventure'' with Sonichu in it. ''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]'' is ''Gundam: Journey to Jaburo'' with [[Megan Schroeder|Megan's]] quasi-retarded brother in it, and so on.

The closest he's gotten to coming up with something like an original idea is ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', and we don't actually know what that game is supposed to amount to beyond what Chris drew on the cover, and occasional haphazard mentions. It's entirely possible that Chris doesn't know the answer to that one either.

Chris nevertheless sincerely believes that his characters and game ideas are ready for commercial prime time. He once rejected an e-mail from the Mailbag that brought up the notion of a not-for-profit fan-made Sonichu game, and brushed off similar suggestions in his first [[IRC (16 October 2008)|IRC fan chat]]. In [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|the video about dispelling rumors of an official Sonichu game]], he scoffed at the idea of his game ideas being made with 2D graphics.

===Modding and customization===
One of the great ironies of Chris's existence is that he loves to create and share his creations, even though he possesses almost no genuine innate creativity. He tends to gravitate strongly towards video games that allow him to create his own content and share it online.

Since console games are often not modifiable, while PC game modding tends to demand more technical skill than he possesses, Chris has only been able to show off his creativity in this field so much. That said, the PS3 games ''LittleBigPlanet'' and ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' exerted a powerful grip on him with their customization capabilities. Chris made a ton of levels in ''LittleBigPlanet,'' dropping out of sight for the better part of a month when he first acquired the retail version of the game. Likewise, he has made levels, characters and custom cars for ''ModNation Racers'', and it resulted in a similar disappearance during the summer of 2010. His output hasn't shown too much actual competence, but it's not for lack of time and effort spent.

Even in games that offer only light customization features, Chris makes a point of personalizing his experience as much as possible. He spent considerable time on a ''Guitar Hero'' band, up to drawing [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|disturbing pictures]] of his virtual bandmates. The amount of time he spent on tweaking his ''Animal Crossing'' villages is simply [[Collosal Chan|colossal]]. According to the [[Regina e-mails]], Chris made a similarly big deal about ''Jet Set Radio'' and ''F-Zero GX'', even though both games limit their customization options to things like swapping around car parts or personalizing small decals.

Likewise, as the gallery below displays, Chris enjoys customizing his game hardware. He's splattered Sonichu artwork all over his Gamecube, a Nintendo DS, a couple of Game Boy Advances, a PSP, his now-deceased original PS3, and possibly other consoles or handhelds. One of his [[Pokéwalker of Fail|Pokéwalkers]] also appears to have received the Sonichu treatment, being repainted in blue and yellow.

==Chris's perception on video game technology==
Chris obviously has no idea about how video games or video game consoles work. For example, as seen in a panel of Sonichu 10, he seems to think that games are interchangeable and can work on any console ("DO NOT BUY OR DOWNLOAD ILLEGAL COPIES OF L.B.P. ON Wii OR XBox360; IT IS PUNISHABLE BY LAW!"), even though he could easily check and see that he can't play his copy of Little Big Planet in his Wii, although he is either too lazy, or is afraid of having [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] raided by [[jerkop]]s.

Neither is he aware of what the technology is currently capable of. As stated in the survey of [[Chris and reality]], he once suggested that Nintendo should create a Poké Ball peripheral which could display holographs, of which we can only see in science fiction currently.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:121-CWCsGamecube.jpg|GameCube skin
Image:122-CWCsGamecubeP2.jpg
Image:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|GBA skin
Image:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube1.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube3.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube4.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube5.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube6.jpg
Image:092-PSPSonichu.jpg|[[PSP]] skins
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==See also==
* [[List of Chris's video games]]
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
* [[Club Nintendo]]
* [[Fandoms]]
* [[PlayStation 3]]

==References==
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==External links==
* [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu Chris's PlayStation Network profile]

{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]
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14 Branchland Court

2017-10-03T22:19:16Z

BoradV: /* Chris and his address */

{{quote|No burglar would ever want anything in this house.|Chris, being surprisingly ([[Manchester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL
|[[December 2016 Facebook posts|Chris]], on the two-year anniversary of his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].
}}

[[File:14bc1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2012.]]
[[Image:ChrisHouseMap.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]

'''14 Branchland Court''', [[Ruckersville, VA]] — the last bastion of [[autism]]. This is the vile lair of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], [[Christopher's name change|Christopher's ghost]], [[Clover and Snoopy]], and the surviving [[Chandler cats]]. It was a white two-storey house with dark red trimming (which faded to ivory and pink respectively) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of Ruckersville, although since its renovation has been repainted in beige with dark green shutters. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house is just past the local trailer park, and nestled in a lower middle class suburban community. Built in [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], and with no major work done since [[1986]],<ref>[[:File:14BranchlandCourt.png]]</ref> the house shows its age with its tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding. As a result of its dated look, in addition to the decaying gardens and overgrown yard, it has done a number on local property values.{{cite}}

As of [[March 2009]], all space not used for walking or sleeping appeared to be packed full of junk. However, in earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday [2002], for instance), the house seemed reasonably tidy. In his [[Tour of Christian's House|video tour]], Chris also keeps referring to the fact that "things got cluttered," suggesting that the house has grown fuller and fuller in the past decade. "Clutter" is, of course, a grievous understatement; the entire house is packed with garbage. Its former living room is unusable, with junk filling the entire space and reaching within two feet of the ceiling. Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid, impassable slabs of filth like in the living room, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.

[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents were aware of the alarming implications of the house's condition (with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and fear that [[Tour of Christian's House|Chris's video tours]] may elicit the attention of the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/LHD/ThomasJefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] resulting in their home being condemned. In the wake of Bob making that remark, [[weens]] made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless.

Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the "back-breaking" tasks he describes amount to simple maintenance, like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts seemed to amount to little more than preventing his [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis. [[Barb]] apparently threatened to throw him out of the house if he were to attempt to dispose of some of her hoard of useless shit.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref>

Chris also claimed that Bob used to use a computer, but Barbara bought an enormous amount of crap from Goodwill, blocking off the computer. Whether or not Barb did it to stop Bob from using the computer is unknown, but at any rate he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]</ref>

In [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] to [[Rocky Shoemaker]] in 2011, it was revealed that 14 Branchland Court was infested, and that the parasitic infestation caused [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] to be "covered in bug bites" before his death from heart disease.

On 10 January 2014, Chris reported that the house had sustained major structural damage from an [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|early-morning house fire]] following an electrical shortage. Chris, Barb, the dogs, Lucy the cat, and other possessions made it out safely, and they spent about a year in a [[Rental House|rental house]] which they predictably completely trashed.

On December 6, 2014, Chris had announced on Facebook that 14 Branchland Court had been renovated and that he and his mother would be moving back in. Although Chris was temporarily detained in jail after his misadventure on [[26 December 2014]], he was later released on bail and moved back into his house in January 2015.

==History==
Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from his birth (24 February [[1982]]) until his family moved him to the Richmond area, some distance away, in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] Public School system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. After the move, which took place in fall [[1992]], Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.

The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in [[2000]] after Chris graduated [[high school]]. In [[100 2178|a video]] released in [[May 2010]], Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. Chris naturally attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article explains, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.

The original number of the house was '''46 Branchland Court''' - it is mentioned in sources pre-2000, such as [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]'s postcard to Barbara in 1994. It was changed to 14 sometime after 2000.

==The Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House}}
{{quote|if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture. [...] You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while "it was a bargain".|Chris to [[Julie]]<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]</ref>}}
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[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]

In two videos uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], Chris provided a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so cluttered that Chris cannot enter them.

What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court.

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===First floor===
[[File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|250px|Bob in the family room.]]
In the north corner is what Christian mystifyingly describes as "the [[music]] room", which is primarily the domain of [[Barbara Chandler]], who frequently sleeps there. A small bathroom is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the utility room, in which the family keeps a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The family room (possibly in the west corner) had been claimed by the late [[Bob Chandler]], who apparently slept there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, they have yet to be filmed.

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===Second floor===
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|[[Barbara]] moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in April [[2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]

[[Chris's room]] is in the north corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the east corner, is a filthy bathroom, which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown/green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The kitchen and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris uses for Internet access seems to be in this part of the house, as is a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] here over a webcam feed. This implies that Snorlax (and Bob, when he was still with us) never actually leave the areas in which they sleep and spend their days there, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wants]] undisturbed. The living room, filled with garbage to the point of uselessness, is across the stairway from Chris's room. Though since renovations, it is likely used as Chris's [[Work Room|work room]] for storing toys and shooting videos.

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===Yard===
[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

In earlier pictures (when Chris was slimmer and he had yet to start his [[Love Quest]]), we can see that the Chandlers' yard used to be quite lush and beautiful, with a variety of flowers planted around the area, the grass clipped, and trees healthy. Many people speculate that over the years, Chris's parents got too old or too lazy to care for their garden, leaving the area neglected.

The yard now consists of some simple crossed wood planters near the curb and some small shrubs and trees out front. The plants in the planters have long since died. The backyard contains a shed and a small platform leading to a back entrance. The shed is full of shit, most notably a car, and was once the place where [[Bob]] would tinker with machines. At one point, when Chris was a boy, the shed was known as the "dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C," and Bob would try to teach Chris how to build things - although Chris could not recollect what they had built.<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> After that, there are some trees and the pen where [[Patti]] once played. Her [[Father Call|5-10 ton doghouse]] still stands, and she is buried nearby. At some point, a tree branch fell on the grave. Being lazy, Chris cannot summon the strength to pick the damn thing up.

The Chandlers were known to possess at least two riding lawn mowers. Chris whined about using one in the [[Father Call]]. Barb bought a new mower - a Craftsman Riding Lawn Tractor - for $1,400, on 26 October 2011;<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-1-21-17-moving-forward-still-wants-to-sell-the-lawn-tractor.725/page-2#post-7223</ref> five years later, she attempted to sell it on [[Craigslist]] for $595. The second mower is presumably the one seen in photos of the yard after the house fire, as the listing includes the tarp that is seen covering it. The mower had been so inactive that Chris noted the old gas would need to be replaced.

As of [[February 2012]], the yard has been completely obscured by trash, junked cars, and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|God knows what else]]. In 2013, a troll passing Chris's house in his car uploaded [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZKGe4BOSE a video], showing the front yard almost completely covered by an untrimmed lawn, in addition to the above.

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==The Tour II: Electric Hedgehog Boogaloo==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House II}}

In 2013, a video was leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] showing the state of Chris's home since the last tour he gave in 2009. Needless to say, especially in light of eyewitness reports of his front yard in 2012, the house became even ''more'' of a mess in the following years. Whereas Chris had at least ''some'' room to maneuver in the 2009 Tour Video, here, the passageways have become so narrow and jam-packed that even he complains about all of the clutter being in his way. The kitchen, in particular, has become an unsightly mess- the Chandlers apparently couldn't be half-assed to put away their groceries, so it's strewn all over the place. The living room, already an ocean of rubbish, has gotten worse, with the accumulated clutter now towering over Chris to the point where he has to stretch to get footage of it. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since the [[ShowerClean|last video Chris released of him cleaning it]] - and he even admits so himself in the video.

Even the stairs of his home have become cluttered with nonsense such as Christmas ornaments, boxes and bags, which could spell disaster if Chris or [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] have to evacuate the premises. Also notable is the fact that every so often, Chris can be observed picking up random pieces of garbage from the floor as well.

In [[Chris and his Ego|typical Chris-Chan fashion]], he describes his room as "the cleanest of the whole house", despite it having unsightly masses of clothes everywhere and even an unmade bed that he couldn't be bothered to at least straighten up before making this ill-advised video.

When he steps outside, he basically confirms what trolls have documented as early as 2012: that his lawn is ''completely'' overgrown to the point where it has utterly consumed one of the structures in his yard. Also unsurprising is the fact that after Bob's death, the garden shed has been completely abandoned.

Given his commentary, it ''almost'' seemed like Chris acknowledges that he has kept his home in a very unacceptable condition....right until he blames [[Bob Chandler|his]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]] for being "hoarders" and [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|totally shifting blame away from himself]], ''despite'' being the "man" of the house.

By this time, the bug infestation appears to have been gotten rid of, or at least contained. It was stated before that the infestation was so bad that Chris was confined to his room in order to avoid getting bitten, but in this video, no bugs are seen and Chris makes no mention of them.

==Destruction of the Chandler Household==

[[Image:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|right|Witness image of 14 Branchland Court on fire. On Facebook, Chris blamed Keurig for causing the fire, but later let slip in an email that it was plugged into a "heavy-duty" extension cord in the basement bathroom.]]

On 10 January 2014, a [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|fire broke out]] at the Chandler household. According to Chris, this was caused by a worn extension cord plugged into a coffee machine, which sparked and started the blaze. Chris, his mother, the beagles and Lucy (one of the cats) made it out safely, surprising when you consider how much clutter was obstructing the stairways. The firefighters could not effectively navigate the house through either door, and were forced to enter through the windows. Sadly, one of the cats (revealed to be Scamper by Chris in February 2016) perished in the fire, and was later buried in the backyard.

The Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to take his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes, and his iPhone. The day after the fire, he and his mother were allowed to reenter the structure, and he learned to his relief that many of his personal possessions, including his games, his computers, and his artwork, had survived. His [[Lego]] [[high school]] was partially melted. Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]] shortly after the fire, suggesting that he managed to save his [[Nintendo]] 3DS or Wii U at some point. However, it can be assumed that much of the hoard suffered fire, smoke, and/or water damage.

As completely tragic as this incident was, it did not come as much of a surprise, given Barbara's hoarding and Chris's unwillingness or inability to control his mother's compulsions or properly clean. As pointed out by quite a few concerned people, the house had ''always'' been a health and safety hazard, and it was only a matter of time before disaster struck. Sadly, Chris was unable or unwilling to act on this well-meaning advice, and, as a result, reaped what he and his family had sown.

Chris and his mother stayed at a [[Rental House|rental house]] for most of 2014 as repairs to 14 Branchland Court were made. They also rented a storage locker. For reasons which are not entirely clear, the renovation of the house took much longer than anticipated. Nevertheless, the worst fears, that the house would be condemned or the renovations would not be finished, were unrealized. In December 2014 and January 2015, the Chandlers moved back in.

==Return of the Chandler Household==
[[File:14bc215.jpg|thumb|left|A renovated 14BC.]]

On the 6th of December, 2014, Chris announced on [[Facebook]] that his home had finally been repaired, and he would be moving back in near the start of the [[2015|new year]]. While some are hopeful that Chris would learn from this experience, take better care of his home and not cause it to be the clusterfucked fire hazard it was last time, it ''really'' doesn't seem hopeful, [[Autism|given]] [[Barb|certain]] [[Chris_and_health#Living_conditions|factors]].

Ever a busy man, Chris managed to fit a [[26 December 2014|run-in with the law on Boxing Day, followed by two days in jail]] into his moving schedule. Once he was released on bond on 29 December, Chris was shortly back to complaining about having a "Charlie Horse [sic]" from moving his mother's hoard back to the house. Because, you know, that was his main concern, rather than his impending trial in February. Naturally, it doesn't seem to have crossed his mind that, being a repeat offender, he might not get to enjoy his renovated house for long.

After Chris' second hearing in April started and finished half an hour early, and they failed to make it in, the Christorians who took it upon themselves to attend decided to make the most of their visit and go on a tour of and take photos of the major places in Chris' life, including 14 Branchland Court. Their photographs showed that the Chandler headquarters have been modernized, and no longer looks like ''total'' shit. This is partially due to the modernized exterior, and partially due to most of the hoard still being in storage. Photographs also showed some sort of outhouse in the backyard raised off the ground, and currently full of the hoard.

==Mortgage==
There is a large mortgage on the property, which is a significant factor in the [[Financhu Crisis]]. As of 31 August 2016, the amount owed is '''$115,000''', according to Chris<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!]]</ref>.

Research by Christorians indicated the following:

*There is a '''second mortgage''' on the property, for more than the property is actually worth.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1900319</ref>
*There was a Deed of Trust filed in April 2009 for $130,000.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1896956</ref>
*The company that issued the mortgage was originally [https://www.suntrust.com/ SunTrust Bank], and then SunTrust initiated a mortgage transfer to [https://seterus.com/ Seterus]. Monthly payments are around $800.<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts|Whining about the mortgage]]</ref>
*It's estimated that they have a 30-year mortgage with a 5% interest rate.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1901342</ref>

Prior to 2016, Chris mentioned a mortgage twice.
*In February 2009, he stated in [[Mumble 4]] that "they do not have a mortgage on it."
*In [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Hmmph!|a post from August 2014]], he said, "I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my [[Monthly Tugboat|monthly]]."

==Neighbors==
The Chandlers have had many interactions with neighbors.

*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] was one of Chris's neighbors when they were children.

*In the aftermath of the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], a neighbor allowed Chris and Barb to stay with them temporarily.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2014_Facebook_Posts#FIRE.21</ref>

*Barb once tried to steal a neighbor's dog which had slipped out of its collar, but was forced to return it when the neighbor showed up at their door.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Clover_and_Snoopy#Stealing_a_Neighbor.27s_Dog</ref>

*At some point in 2014, Chris told of a feud with a preteen neighbor whom he had suspected of stealing his old homework and passing it in for credit. According to Chris, the Chandlers (Barb and Chris) contacted Animal Control on the neighbor's cat and had it put to sleep, after it had scratched Chris. The neighbors allegedly retaliated by training a snake to invade 14 Branchland Court, egging the house and stealing some items.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Catherine_E-mails#Chris_the_Cat-Killer</ref>

*In 2015, Chris uploaded [[A few kicks]], a video of him kicking a soccer ball around in his yard. At one point, the ball enters the road and Chris gives chase. He abruptly stops once the ball enters a neighbor's driveway, possibly meaning that he had been told not to go on that property without permission.

*In 2017, one of Chris's cats, [[Sorbet]], was injured while outside and ended up under a neighbor's gutter.<ref>[[May_2017_Facebook_posts]]</ref>

==Mail==
{{quote|Hand-Written and Hand-Drawn Submissions are also accepted, ONLY addressed to: Christian Weston Chandler 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968. ALL letters addressed to any NAME other than "Christian Weston Chandler" or "Christopher Weston Chandler", will be Immediately disposed of with Paper Recyling, or be "Returned to Sender" with a frown face on it. ALL Visually Grotesque, Shocking and Offensive art works and letters will be disposed of properly as well.|Chris on contacting him, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights CWCipedia]|2=[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights CWCipedia copyright page]}}

If you would like to send a letter to Christian, or perhaps mail his mother some of the many [[nudes|NOODZ]] he has posted on the Internets in recent times, you can contact him at:

:''Christian Weston Chandler,''
:''14 Branchland Court,''
:''[[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]],'' [[Virginia|VA]] 22968-9545,''
:''[[United States of America]]''

'''NOTE:'''
:Based on previous experience with mail, it is likely that one of two things will happen to the letter should you choose to send it;
*It will be intercepted by Chris, who apparently takes his mother's mail on a regular basis.
*Barb will receive it and dismiss it as old news. Reports show that she has read some of the letters, seen everything in them before, and ignored them accordingly.

==Visiting==
[[File:House-fail-bursting-at-the-seams.jpg|thumb|The possible current state of 14 Branchland Court.]]

When occupied by the Chandlers, visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and trades the deed to it for magic beans, are ill-advised. Harassing the Chandlers at their house is not only the paragon of [[ween]] behavior, ''it is also a criminal offense'' and will probably result in you getting arrested. Chris and especially Barb shouldn't have to contend with the troll horde within the sanctum of their own home. We shouldn't have to be saying it at this point, but '''do not visit 14 Branchland Court to troll Chris or Barb'''.

Unless, of course, you ''are'' personally invited. To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], [[Catherine]] and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned whilst Chris hides, crying, behind his mother.

==Chris and his address==
Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Possibly Chris didn't realize this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.

* Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his ''Sonichu'' merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the "impostor".
* On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.
* He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.
* On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|''Sonichu'' Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic book characters.
* On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.
* On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the Internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.
* Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.
* On 29 January 2016, Chris proved he hasn't learned a ''thing'' over the years when, in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a video]] intended to dissuade [[trolls|well-meaning fans]] from sending mail to famous Youtuber Pewdiepie aka [[Wikipedia:PewDiePie|Felix Kjellberg]] at his address, he felt the need to specify 14 Branchland Court as the address at which Kjellberg does not live.

==Gallery==
On 7 [[September 2013]], some pictures of the house were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
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On 3 [[March 2014]], pictures of the house post-fire were leaked on the forums. On the 3rd and 4th shots, note the damage to the left half of the roof, matching the location of the shot of the actual fire.
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On 14 [[April 2014]], more pictures were leaked on the forums.

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Yet more pictures were leaked in [[April 2015]], showing the house as it appeared after the renovations.

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File:14BCApril2015H.jpg|Barb's car, still for sale.
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==Video==
A video panorama view from the street, taken 5 February 2015.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = 14 Branchland Court: The Motion Picture
| video = {{#ev:youtube|nHRsavBhxGA}}
| stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]
| maker = Rammspieler
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

==See also==
* [[Chris's room]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]
* [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]
* [[Tour of Christian's House]]
* [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
* [[Destruction Of Chris's House]]
* [[Chris's homes]]
* [[Property tax assessment]] - Last appraisal of the house made by Greene County before the fire.

==References==
<references />
{{Places}}
[[Category:Chris's house]]
[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]

Jessica Quinn

2017-09-24T04:19:10Z

BoradV: /* Quinn's last name */

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|title = Jessica Quinn
|image = [[File:JessicaQuinn.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Jessica Quinn
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Jessie]] [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Little Miss Jessie]] [[Lovely Weather]] [[:File:Quinn pony.jpg|Diamond Melody]]
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = American
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
}}

'''Jessica Quinn''' is a [[white knight]] and Chris's current [[sweetheart]].

==Before Chris==
[[Image:Jq2014.png|thumb|left|150px|Jessica had way over one million fans before going online in 2014.]]

Jessica's profile on Facebook, before she added Chris, makes her out to be very similar to him in character. Some people think she may have been a camgirl, based on the risque photos she would post and her constant whining about guys throwing themselves at her. One thing that may have attracted her to him is the fact that they are, in their own words, "world famous", and she have wanted to be more well known by riding on his infamy.

==Facebook friends==
Chris and Jessica became Facebook friends on 2 July 2015.<ref>[[July 2017 Facebook posts#Friendship with Jessica Quinn]]</ref> According to Jessica, she was aware of Chris' existence for some time prior, before reaching out to him.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1727533000875189&id=100008555173838&comment_id=1727535477541608&reply_comment_id=1727762914185531&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D&pnref=story Jess shares her first interactions with Chris]</ref>

Initially, Jessica was known for her frequent comments on Chris's Facebook statuses, attempting to offer him life advice which he rarely, if ever, follows.
Quinn was friends with Chris on Facebook during the [[Un-clit 2.0]] episode, when she [[July 2016 Facebook posts#I have grown a labia!|expressed her discomfort]] upon seeing Chris publicly share an image of his sliced-open taint.

Her Facebook profile states that she lives in Orange, Virginia,<ref>https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008555173838&fref=ufi&pnref=story</ref> a 25-minute drive from Chris's location in [[Ruckersville]]. However, a public records search has not turned up anyone with her name living there. Furthermore, her Facebook friends are generally in other cities or countries. The name Quinn may be an alias - a reference to DC Comics' ''Harley Quinn'' character, of which Jessica has mentioned being a fan.

==As a sweetheart==
[[File:CWCJessScreenshot.jpg|thumb|200px|It begins.]]
On 7 September 2017, a few hours after Chris had complained about being depressed over still being single,<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Still waiting on a Sweetheart]]</ref> Quinn commented, "We need to talk." Later that day, she posted on her Facebook, "Things change", followed by "Jessica Quinn is with Christine Weston Chandler",<ref>http://archive.is/Fpc3x</ref> subsequently updating her relationship status to "It's been complicated with Christine Weston Chandler". Chris also updated his status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn". A commentator asked Quinn if she and Chris were a couple, to which she answered "We're testing the waters."

On 8 September, Chris released a [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|video]] in which he claimed that he had started a relationship with Jessica.

Also on the 8th, Chris sent out a tweet asking trolls to respect their relationship. In the same tweet he tagged Quinn's Facebook account.

On the 9th of September Chris posted that "Jessica Quinn = [[Lovely Weather]]; My prediction came true!" He also drew a picture of her.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Jessica_Quinn_.3D_Lovely_Weather</ref> One wonders what will happen should this relationship deteriorate.

Based on their Facebook [[September_2017_Facebook_posts#.22Fancy_Greeting.22|interaction]] on 10 September 2017, Chris appears to be less than enthusiastic about finally getting his sweetheart. Jessica seems to be a bit controlling over him, having gotten passive-aggressive about him posting that he likes a voice actress's voice, replying "I'm not upset. Just remember... you're mine. ♥️", along with a photo of her with popped eyes and a general insane-looking visage. Chris immediately jumped to the defensive and made excuses, signifying that this jealousy may be a regular occurrence.

According to Quinn, they will meet up on 6 October 2017.<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Meeting Quinn in October]]</ref> It is speculated that the date was chosen to coincide with the premier of a My Little Pony movie.

On 16 September, Chris drew another picture of Quinn, saying that she would appear in the Sonichu comic.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Jessica_Quinn_.3D_Lovely_Weather</ref> The following day, he drew Quinn as a [[My Little Pony]] OC named Diamond Melody.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn_as_a_MLP_OC</ref>

{{quotebox|Second thing for right now: my [[Sweetheart]] and I, both have an MLP OC; we are shipped for real. I'm getting the ball rolling with this fresh piece of the two of us; I would like to see us in other lovingly done art styles. I have seen a LOT of MLP ship art that is Just Amazing. I'm a unicorn with Levitation and other powers; she's a pegasus; Please, Bronies and Pegasisters: Make us look as great as y'all can.}}

Quinn responded to this, "This is so sweet. Thank you for including me hon, I absolutely love it!"

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Jessjealous.png|Jessica is jealous over Chris's obsession with MLP.
Image:Jesslola.png|Being probed about her relationship, and evidence she lurks on the Kiwi Farms.
</gallery>
</center>

===Defense of Chris===

Chris tweeted an image of text written by Quinn as a Facebook comment three days before<ref>https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1727533000875189&id=100008555173838&comment_id=1727535477541608&reply_comment_id=1727758944185928&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R2%22%7D</ref> to VimHomeless on 11 September 2017,<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/907411088903467008</ref> in the hopes that Doopie and the rest of the [[Planet Dolan]] crew would somehow change their opinions of him.

{{quotebox|There was nothing serious going on between Christine and Doopie. She's upset that people blew things out of proportion and assisted in ruining nothing more than a relationship with a fellow artist that she would realistically never meet in real life. She isn't hung up on someone she's never met.}}

===Quinn's last name===
[[File:Quinntext.jpg|200px|thumb]]

In a Facebook comment from 23 September 2017, Quinn posted an image of a private conversation between herself and Chris to provide context for why she called him adorable<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Opinion_on_Sachumo.27s_CWC_Documentary</ref>. In it, Chris says, "Jessica (insert last name here), I Love You!!!"

*Chris and Quinn might be putting on an act of pretending they are in a relationship, with Chris's comment either a joke or a clumsy attempt at concealing her identity.
*Quinn might have declined to give Chris her "real" last name, to prevent him from looking her up and discovering she is fake.
*It might be a bit of [[random access humor]] from Chris.

==Relationship with Kiwi Farms==

There is evidence which suggests she lurks on the [[Kiwi Farms]] troll forum.

In April 2016, a Kiwi Farms user commented on Chris exclaiming "Totes Swag!" in a status update, saying "We should introduce Chris to urbandictionary or other sources of hep lingo the kids are using nowadays. I want Chris to start calling everything hella." The next day, Quinn commented on Chris's update with "That's hella cool!"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/whats-been-going-on-with-jessica-quinn.34063/page-9#post-2581872</ref>

In September 2017, after Kiwi Farms user Moonman's Son [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-chatted-with-jessica-chriss-new-sweetheart.34093/ leaked a private conversation] between himself and Quinn, she messaged him once more, addressing him with his username on the Farms and saying that she was done talking to him.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-chatted-with-jessica-chriss-new-sweetheart.34093/#post-2584257</ref>

There was [https://kiwifarms.net/members/schmessica-schminn.14648/ an account] created on the forum under the same name, but it was subsequently edited, with the username changed and every post deleted.

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:JessicaQuinnArt.jpg|Art by Chris.
File:Quinn body .jpg|How Quinn will appear in the Sonichu comic.
File:Quinn pony.jpg|As a [[My Little Pony]] named Diamond Melody.
File:Quinn CWC ponies.jpg|With [[Night Star]].
File:JessicaQuinnEquestriaGirl.jpg|As an ''Equestria Girl''.
Image:Jessicas.png|Her Facebook gallery, showcasing numerous selfies.
Image:JessicaQuinn2.jpg|"Just remember, you're mine."
Image:Jessisreal.PNG|Chris says that Jessie is real, and hints at an IRL meet up.
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==References==
<references/>

{{Sweethearts}}
{{People}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Quinn, Jessica}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]

Talk:Jessica Quinn

2017-09-12T22:24:52Z

BoradV: /* Jessie's past */

== Something interesting ==
Ok, I was looking at one of Chris's tweets and I noticed this guy [https://twitter.com/TylerMBates] posting several tweets, one of which asking Chris to stop harassing his daughter. I think he's talking about Jessica because they're friends on Facebook. He also commented on the relationship status. I've talked to him over Facebook too but he never specifically said who his daughter was.

What do you guys think?
[[User:BoradV|BoradV]] ([[User talk:BoradV|talk]]) 02:44, 9 September 2017 (UTC)

*Nice catch. My guess is it's a random ween trying to pull Matt Devoria 2.0, but it'll be funny if this turns out to be part of Quinn's escape plan for ditching Chris (like, maybe she says her dad is against it because of trolls or some shit). [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:26, 9 September 2017 (UTC)

*Seems like a ween. It's only worth putting into the article if he specifies Jess is his daughter, Jess/Chris mention him, etc. -[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 23:51, 11 September 2017 (UTC)

== Jessie's past ==

So the article suggests that she may have been a camgirl and had "a million followers". Could we get some supporting references for these? --[[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 18:35, 12 September 2017 (UTC)
:I haven't seen anything about her being a camgirl. But I have seen suggestions that she's trans, male to female.
[[User:BoradV|BoradV]] ([[User talk:BoradV|talk]]) 22:24, 12 September 2017 (UTC)

Jessica Quinn

2017-09-09T11:42:42Z

BoradV:

{{ongoing}}

{{infobox
|title = Jessica Quinn
|image = [[File:JessicaQuinn.jpg|250px]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Jessica Quinn
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Jessie]] [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|Little Miss Jessie]]
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = American
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
}}

'''Jessica Quinn''' is a [[white knight]] and a [[Sweetheart|sweetheart]], according to Chris. Initially, Jessica was known for her frequent comments on Chris's Facebook statuses, attempting to offer him life advice which he rarely, if ever, follows. She became Facebook friends with him on 2 July 2015.<ref>[[July 2017 Facebook posts#Friendship with Jessica Quinn]]</ref>

==Facebook friend==
It should be noted that Quinn was friends with Chris on Facebook during the [[Un-clit 2.0]] episode, when she [[July 2016 Facebook posts#I have grown a labia!|expressed her discomfort]] upon seeing Chris publicly share an image of his sliced-open taint. If Chris is legitimately getting a [[TRUE and HONEST]] sweetheart, it's unlikely it would be someone who witnessed one of the most disgusting and psychotic episodes Chris has had to date.

==A new Saga?==
On 7 September 2017, a few hours after Chris had complained about being depressed over still being single,<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Still waiting on a Sweetheart]]</ref> Quinn commented, "We need to talk." Later that day, she posted on her Facebook, "Things change", followed by "Jessica Quinn is with Christine Weston Chandler",<ref>http://archive.is/Fpc3x</ref> subsequently updating her relationship status to "It's been complicated with Christine Weston Chandler". Chris also updated his status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn". A commentator asked Quinn if she and Chris were a couple, to which she answered "We're testing the waters."

On 8 September, Chris released a [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|video]] in which he claimed that he had started a relationship with Jessica.

Also on the 8th, Chris sent out a tweet asking trolls to respect their relationship. In the same tweet he tagged Quinn's Facebook account.

On the 9th of September Chris tweeted out that "Jessica Quinn = [[Lovely Weather]]; My prediction came true!". One wonders what will happen should this relationship deteriorate.

{{clear}}

==References==
<references/>

{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]

Talk:Jessica Quinn

2017-09-09T02:44:48Z

BoradV: Created page with "== Something interesting == Ok, I was looking at one of Chris's tweets and I noticed this guy [https://twitter.com/TylerMBates] posting several tweets, one of which asking Chr..."

Jessica Quinn

2017-09-09T02:36:35Z

BoradV:

{{ongoing}}

{{infobox
|title = Jessica Quinn
|image = [[File:JessicaQuinn.jpg|250px]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Jessica Quinn
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = American
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
}}

'''Jessica Quinn''' is a [[white knight]] and a [[Sweetheart|sweetheart]], according to Chris. Initially, Jessica was known for her frequent comments on Chris's Facebook statuses, attempting to offer him life advice which he rarely, if ever, follows. She became Facebook friends with him on 2 July 2015<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_Facebook_posts#Friendship_with_Jessica_Quinn</ref>.

On 7 September 2017, a few hours after Chris had complained about being depressed over still being single<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_Facebook_posts#Still_waiting_on_a_Sweetheart</ref>, Quinn commented, "We need to talk." Later that day, she posted on her Facebook, "Things change," "Jessica Quinn is with Christine Weston Chandler"<ref>http://archive.is/Fpc3x</ref> and updated her relationship status to "It's been complicated with Christine Weston Chandler." Chris also updated his status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn." A commentator asked Quinn if she and Chris were a couple, to which she answered, "We're testing the waters."

It should be noted that Quinn was friends with Chris on Facebook during the [[Un-clit 2.0]] episode, when she [[July 2016 Facebook posts#I have grown a labia!|expressed her discomfort]] upon seeing Chris publicly share an image of his sliced-open taint. If Chris is legitimately getting a '''TRUE''' and '''HONEST''' sweetheart, it's unlikely it would be someone who witnessed one of the most disgusting and psychotic episodes Chris has had to date.

On 8 September, Chris released a [[I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us|video]], claiming that he was now in a relationship with Jessica.

Also on the 8th, Chris sends out a tweet asking trolls to respect their relationship. In the same tweet he posts Quinn's Facebook account.

{{clear}}

==References==
<references/>

{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]

Talk:Mary Lee Walsh

2017-09-07T00:39:36Z

BoradV:

==To do==
*Real and comic picture of Mary Lee Walsh
*Chris's beef with her
*Her role in the comic
*Rule 34

==Does she knows?==
Pretty simple question: does Mary Lee Walsh knows about the fame of her old buddy CWC? Did anybody tried to contact her? -TheRapingDog
:I believe some people tried e-mailing her and showing her the pages Chris made. Of course, like a good dean, she probably brushed it off and refuses to get involved in this shit-pile.--[[User:Da-zen-man|Da-zen-man]] 01:34, 5 December 2009 (CET)

== Married? ==

I've been trying to find some more background on our fair dean. Chris claims she's spiteful because she never found true love, however: I think she may be [http://www.pvcc.edu/directory/faculty_staff.php?Info_ID=262 married]. Walsh isn't a common last name, and the fact that they work at the same university could be more than coincidence. More research pending. --[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 12:07, 29 July 2009 (CEST)

== Soul Calibur video ==

The article comments on Chris doing horribly at the game, but it's actually set to "Battle Theater" mode, which is just two CPU-controlled characters fighting. This is the only way to have two custom characters fight each other without entering two-player mode, so it's not really a sign of Chris' lack of skills. [[User:Pugs Malone|Pugs Malone]] 07:32, 8 September 2009 (CEST)
:Though it IS indicative of his lack of friends! [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 11:24, 8 September 2009 (CEST)
:And it means he isn't even beating her up in soul calibur, he's just watching her get beat up by the computer... [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 00:44, 9 September 2009 (CEST)

== Retconning Paradox ==

I've included a paragraph dedicated to why Chris's retcon of Mary's name suddenly creates an inconsistent timeline. To be precise, it's now no longer clear if Slaweel made P.V.C.Citizens while she called herself Mary Lee Walsh or if she created P.V.C.Citizens after her name change to Slaweel as Chris's terrible writing makes this really ambiguous. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 01:28, 12 September 2009 (CEST)

== Did Chris steal the Alternate Douplegangger theory? ==

Ever since Chris went nuts with the retractive continnuity crap, I've been doing some research on this stuff and I have reason to believe he stole the "MLW & SR r 2 dffernt ppl" theory from the Sonic the Hedgehog Archie Comics. After Robotnik was killed in his final battle with Sonic in Issue #50, he was later replaced by a mechanized version of himself from an alternate timeline. This version would go onto become Dr. Eggman in Issue #75 and would be transformed back into an organic lifeform sometime later. Chris could've easily mistaken this timeline for a some sort of paralell demension and used the idea to fuel this theory after his presumably patched things up with the IRL Ms. Walsh. What do you think? [[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:23, 30 September 2009 (CEST)

== Character confusion ==

The article seems to be confusing "Terrah LeAnne Yowman" with Slaweel Ryam. The actual story indicates that Slaweel was not the girl in the high school, but rather she was a separate character. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 01:10, 5 December 2009 (CET)
* You'd be right, I'll remove that section. We should probably just add that shit into the section about Mary Lee Walsh in the comics, along with the rest of the new stuff that's happened involving her in the comics. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 19:55, 6 December 2009 (CET)

== Protected? ==

So I guess this is just a cautionary measure against doing his thing, right?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:39, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:Looks like it. I can't really disagree with it. It is the best way to draw the line in the sand. Chris, vandals, Whiteknights and Christorians with a case of virulent Moralfaggotry wouldn't be able to mess with the CWCki. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:11, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

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--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:17, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

== An error in this article ==

Hello friends of Sonichu.

I found a little mistake in that article. The line "Chris never explains the exact source of their hostility beyond stating that she once shattered his heart and she is frustrated by his dogged persistence in searching for love" is wrong : Chris explain with a little few words in the comic : in the sub episode 3 , Chris says that "She intruded (in the love quest) by destroying my advertisements [...] and threatened me to look bad"

*First of all SIGN YOUR POSTS ! (i already got a weeks ban for not doing that)
*Secondly, IMPROVE IT FAGGOT! if you are confident in your understanding, then fix it. maybe say "Chris would later explain in sub episode 3 that yada yada yada ..." -- [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:46, 6 March 2012 (PST)

My english is like the one Chris uses : shitty as hell. So i believe i'm not worthy to edit that article.--[[User:Papytromblon|Papytromblon]] 14:30, 11 March 2012 (PDT)

== Colour change ==
We ought to change the colour of Mary's email to Chris so it's easier to tell which is which. I mean we do it for every other exchanges.
[[User:BoradV|BoradV]] ([[User talk:BoradV|talk]]) 00:39, 7 September 2017 (UTC)

NightStar2891 tweets

2017-09-01T23:18:02Z

BoradV: /* Critiquing caricature art */

{{see also|NightStar2891 leaked DMs‎}}

This page archives tweets from Chris's sockpuppet account, [[NightStar2891]]. Messages are color-coded green for Chris's main CWCSonichu account, blue for the NightStar2891 alt, and red for various trolls and other Twitter users.

==Admirer of Miss Chandler==
4 August

Chris (via his main CWCSonichu account):

{{quoteboxgreen|Found this just today; someone did a Great Job ponifying me for Their Twitter.

[[File:NightStar2.jpg|150px]]}}

{{quoteboxred|@NightStar2891, to give credit to the TRUE and HONEST artist #HarassCWCdirectly}}

Chris (via NightStar) replied:

{{quotebox|I am an admirer of Miss Chandler and her work. If you're saying She drew my piece based on her character, you are thrown Off, Sir.}}

{{quoteboxred|Of course Chris didn't draw this. The anatomy is too good. Isn't it a bitch when you don't get credit for your hard work though?}}

{{quotebox|I guess you would know. How many times have you Not got enough credit for your work?}}

==Concurring with Chris on Doopie==
5 August

{{quoteboxgreen|#MyFriendships Are Blossoming and True, and no Troll or Bully is going to kill my kindness, heart or soul!}}

{{quoteboxred|That may be but Doopie is NOT your friend as she specifically told you}}

{{quotebox|I concur with Miss Chandler. Upon reviewing her recent comments to Doopie, there was not one mention of "Not Your Friend". And, furthermore, to you, Reilly, being anything with the "KiwiFarms" is not cool. Go back to the dank soil where you came from, Troll.}}

Chris liked his sock's post, then tweeted:

{{quoteboxgreen|I already liked her for her rendition of Night Star, but I like her More now. Welcome aboard, Night Star. 😊🌸}}

==She is woman==
5 August

{{quoteboxred|Hey Chris since Doopie and most women for that matter are straight, don't you think that reverting back to a man would better your chances}}

{{quotebox|How Dare You Insult and be so Inconsiderate of Her like that? She Is Woman; she would Never Revert Back. You Are Soo God Awfu😡 **awful}}

==Accept responsibility==
5 August

{{quoteboxred|And I know you're going to soon blame the trolls for this. No. This was all you. No one else. Stop being in denial & accept responsibility.}}

{{quotebox|No, YOU Accept some Responsibility for Spamming Christine's Past to just about Everyone on her Contact List.}}

==Disappointed in leaks==
5 August

{{quoteboxgreen|Why is it that some people leak information to Trolls and CyberBullies? One of the questions that was on my mind for a while now. }}

{{quotebox|Personally, if anyone leaked anything between them and I, I would not be upset; just Disappointed in them.}}

==I'm not Chris==
7 August

{{quoteboxred|@NightStar2891 chris ? }}

{{quotebox|No.}}

{{quoteboxred|Hi Chris, nice alt 😸}}

{{quotebox|I am not Chris.}}

{{quoteboxred|I'll keep note of that, Chris 😽}}

{{quotebox|Please, I am not Chris. Stop mistaking me for her.}}

{{quoteboxred|@NightStar2891 did christine see my art its v important that she did i havent slept in probably over 48 hours please reply i cant sleep until she sees it please
}}

{{quotebox|How should I know if she's seen it or not?}}

''Note: Shortly after, CWCSonichu liked [https://twitter.com/sp4rr_0w/status/894490402417295360 the fanart].''

{{quoteboxred|You share a lot of thing in common with chris}}

{{quotebox|Regardless, I am only a fan and follower of Miss Chandler, and also I trolled her. Thankfully she forgave me for that.}}

{{quoteboxred|Exactly. No One else Randomly capitalizes letters like He does.}}

{{quotebox|I do not do that very much.}}

{{quoteboxred|''deleted''}}

{{quotebox|I call BS on you.}}

{{quoteboxred|''deleted''}}

{{quotebox|I can find your comment without her help, thank you.}}

{{quoteboxred|''deleted''}}

{{quotebox|I am not Chris. Back off.}}

{{quoteboxred|''deleted''}}

{{quotebox|No}}

==Psychological arts major==
7 August

{{quoteboxred|You live in Virginia, you follow the same people as Christine, all you do is comment on her, she immediately noticed you when it took Days for others to do the same! YOU ARE CHRISTINE!}}

{{quotebox|I do not follow everything she does. For one, I am not a gamer. My passion is in arts and psychology. I work nearly all of the time. I can not be on my twitter 24 hours like you.}}

Chris then changed NightStar's profile to read: "I am a UVA graduate with a degree in psychological arts. Until I get my own office, I am working between McDonald's restaurants." The location and birth date was given as "Charlottesville, VA" and "Born in 1991."

{{quoteboxred|@NightStar2891 Hi! I'm curious about psychological arts. Can you tell me a little about it?}}

{{quotebox|Psychological Arts is the study of examining a person beyond talk through the various forms of art and media the person creates or enjoys.}}
{{quotebox|I can't believe I have to explain myself now. I used to be online through my sister, Gloria's social accounts. I only just felt ready to make a twitter for myself. I used to reside in Richmond, but moved to Charlottesville five years ago, where I attended UVA to get my degree in psychological arts. I've been working part time, then full time, at the McDonald's around here. I have a very hectic schedule I go between one after another after another each day. I was referred to Christine's art and books through Gloria, and I always viewed everything about her through those accounts. I find some free time during my breaks and at home nowadays to keep up with Christine. Also, I have my notifications set up, so I can just look at my device to catch her next tweet or whatever. I am not Chris; this is not an "alt account" of hers. Back off, and let me enjoy her and troll her like the rest of you. Goodnight.}}

==DMs betweem CWCSonichu and NightStar2891==

{{main|NightStar2891 leaked DMs}}

==Still not Chris==
14 August

{{quoteboxgreen|''link to [[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content]]''}}

{{quoteboxred|So you're saying you're @NightStar2891}}

{{quotebox|No}}

==Apology for Doopie and Tabitha==
15 August

Chris revealed that he was, in fact, NightStar. He tweeted a handwritten apology letter to Doopie and Tabitha St. Germain, along with custom drawings of MLP OCs for them. Both women had blocked him on his main CWCSonichu account - Doopie for his creepy behavior and Tabitha for the swarm of trolls that follow him and end up in her Twitter timeline.

<center><gallery>
Image:NightStarApologyLetter1.png
Image:NightStarApologyLetter2.png
File:BubbleGummy.jpg|@DoopieDoOver An apology piece for you, dear.
File:TabithaDrawing.jpg|@StTabitha An apology piece for you, dear.
</gallery></center>

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An Open Letter to all Twitter Followers:

Dearest People,

Confession Time: Originally Intended for laying low, and to keep a distant bond, still, on a few hurt individuals I like and cared about, after that one-tweet-wonder mess... This Twitter account, @NightStar2891, Is me, Christine Chandler. Again, that mentioned twee was truly with my heart in the right place, to share appreciation for and of the women I've been able to make contact and acquaintance with. Then some other people took wrongful attack upon them at my expense. I felt terrible about that. Two of them blocked me, but hater-informed in that. I pray they will unblock and open up to me again soon. This also is reflected in the MLP Season 7 episode "Fame & Misfortune", the mane six, or five of them, were not used to being criticized, overly, by fan ponies, as well as misread and misunderstood. I, too, felt All This as early 2007; "I'm popular, and I don't like it," said Applejack, and how Rarity overreacted; Fluttershy having to explain herself repeatedly... All That Was Me, and it took a long time to adjust and become resistant to the hate, I Am in control of how these various reactions to my Sonichu and self, content make me feel and react. I try to not let the Critics get to me anymore. And everyone affected by the misunderstood Tweet of mine, you all have control to not let the haters and Trolls affect you at all. too.

Continued...

This Night Star Twitter was a lay-low alternative for me after that fiasco. I was Not originally going to Tweet from it. Then one of the trolls contacted me; I was tempted to Troll the Trolls now. Dumb: Me. Pffft. But the Trolls, on their forum, have admitted to being well-confused with my characters creation of this Richmond gal with a UVA degree working around and around. I can be quite the actress. Even In Simulating Other Fonts from other people. Regardless, lying all that was wrong of me, and I am sorry for lying in this.

And, as I was finally able to share at BronyCon, with a lot of people, I am, by default, a kind, understanding, compassionate, heart-in-the-right-place person & individual. And I enjoy sharing genuine, pleasant smiles, moments and memories with others, and my heart is open. I would delight in all of us putting this Twitter mishap set behind us and moving on towards being better people. Thank you.

Sincerely, and with all my heart with love, I'm Sorry,

Miss Christine W. Chandler.}}

Doopie was not pleased:

{{quoteboxyellow|I told you to leave me alone. It's not the trolls' fault. This is my personal decision. I'm not interested in being friends with you. Stop.

Also, making a second account is even worse. Just move on.}}

Chris persisted, wanting to have the last word:

{{quotebox|All I wanted to do right now was make up for my mistake. Also, count how many times I had messaged you at all since you had blocked me, before Tuesday. None. I will leave you alone. I am sorry for the whole mess. Take care.}}

Doopie blocked his NightStar account.

==Twitter spam for Tabitha==
16 August

Directly following the events of the previous tweets, a ween replied to the Tabitha MLP drawing, tagging Tabitha St. Germain:

{{quoteboxred|Laughing my arse off knowing that the voice actress for Fatty's favorite pony (Rarity) finally got sick of his creepy antics and Blocked him}}

This got Tabitha's attention:

{{quoteboxyellow|I blocked Chris, yes. Not for her own sake. I don't know her. But because of the vile cloud of trolls that follows her & ends up in my tl.

I do not understand why you would set up accounts only so that you can poke fun at someone. This is parasitic behaviour. Not okay here.}}

Chris liked Tabitha's tweets, then decided to launch into a 21-tweet essay, in spite of Tabitha having repeatedly said, just then and to Chris's CWCSonichu account on 3 August, that she does not appreciate people cluttering her Twitter feed with Internet drama:

{{quotebox|I understand your concern, Tabitha; I was harassed by these trolls for the number of years. And you have your rights and choices like I do, and you are in control for yourself on how they affect you. I have learned and adjusted to them, I mostly tune out their hate but when it affects people I like at my expense, that distresses me. But despite this cloud of theirs that I do not let affect me anymore, I am genuinely a kind, thoughtful person. I have learned from my mistakes and flaws, and as wisdom-filled and I, I still am open to new lessons God and life throws at me, as well as reminders of past lessons that may escape my mind once in a while. I went to BronyCon last weekend, and I was finally able to demonstrate and share my own kindness and smiles with a Lot of people. Cathy Weseluck, Kelly Sheridan, Daniel Ingram and all four CMCs too. Especially Cathy, very wise, saw me there in front of her, and appreciated me some. And Kelly, I mentioned my Troll problem with her, and she had another wise moment in her response, she said to me, “You’ve made it”; I realized right there she meant in my success, and I felt more happy and appreciated. That will be in my heart and memory forever.

And, Tabitha, I was able to relate and see myself, as I had felt the same way, Years ago, on the hatred from the trolls; copy/paste Rarity’s stress towards my own depression that lasted for years, until I was able to pull myself out with my own soul-searching result of realizing I’ve been a female soul my whole life, and coming out as a lesbian transwoman. Now, I am feeling more love for myself from that, and then some, from communities in Pride, and recently in Bronies, I have so much of my own positivity to keep my heart filled for a very long time, and I am more or less immune to the hate. I agree it is shameful of these people to have accounts just to haze at me and all others, Soo uncouth. But you and I, we can control how they affect us or not, and we can report them, and block them, until such a time when they each finally realize this hatred, despite that they may not understand how to communicate in love, or refuse to, and move forward, ourselves emotionally and mentally matured a bit more, stronger.

I won’t ask you to unblock my main Twitter handle. But I would like to be able to connect with you now and then, and maybe earn your friendship. Thank you, Tabitha, for your understanding and fashionable, graceful kindness, as well as what you teach us through many voices, including Rarity and Luna’s. My heart goes out to you.}}

Tabitha reacted by blocking his NightStar account.

==Mistaking derision for praise==
16 August

A troll questioned how Chris could have thought NightStar would have fooled anyone:
{{quoteboxred|whoa, how was it not already obvious that you were night star, chris?}}

Chris interpreted it wrong:

{{quotebox|The style in the Night Star piece in the avatar and banner; I made those too, with help from references online to assemble in photoshop. 😊}}

==Trump resigned?!==
16 August

Chris noticed a retweet on Tabitha's timeline:

Dominique Hamilton:
{{quoteboxred|This will be Donald Trump best tweet of all time, break twitter records. Celebrations across the globe. @realdonaldtrump #wednesdaywisdom

[[File:Trumpresigns.png|200px]]}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Oh My Gosh!!!!}}

Five minutes later, Chris said, via CWCSonichu:

{{quoteboxgreen|Okay, I overreacted; I just realized that was a photoshopped tweet. But if @realDonaldTrump actually tweeted that, I would OMG all over.}}

At this point, Tabitha blocked his account.

==Role-playing how to use dear and darling==
{{see also|LadyOfTheCosmo#Aftermath}}
25 August, 11:10 pm

After getting scolded by [[LadyOfTheCosmo]] on Twitter for calling her dear, Chris used NightStar to demonstrate how "dear" and "darling" should be used and interpreted.

{{quotebox|@CWCSonichu Y'all know what? Here is an example y'all Should Follow}}

{{quotebox|@CWCSonichu I've heard you've been having a tough time with some haters. You don't deserve that, darling.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Thank you, dear. I am relieved to hear your kindness. And with hearing the kind term, I feel grateful that at least you like me.}}

{{quotebox|That is so kind of you. And I can tell you like me too. And I know you mean that neutrally, and you would never do anything to harass me.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Of course, dear. I never mean to harass anyone; I am just misunderstood by some people. Ugh.}}

Chris then reacted to the people expressing incredulity at seeing him essentially talk to himself:

{{quoteboxgreen|I was showing an Example of how the terms should be accepted; I was aware of me talking with myself, but to Prove The Point, People!}}

==Critiquing caricature art==
27 August

{{quoteboxred|@CWCSonichu as he draws himself as @NightStar2891

[[File:Fanart Chris drawing nightstar.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|That is an awful piece. That was drawn with spite and hatred, I can tell; Not cool, nor okay.}}

29 August

{{quoteboxred|Another Funny picture, starring @NightStar2891 as the Warrior of Love!

[[File:Fanart warrior of love.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|That is not how I look; I am not [[Chris and Reality|ugly]] nor [[Obesity|fat]] like that. This is a terrible piece. Not to mention that I am tall; those legs are disproportioned.}}

30 August

{{quoteboxred|@NightStar2891 's mega evelution

[[File:Fanart nightstar evolution.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|That's Not funny. One more Bad Art from you, and I'm Blocking you from this account.}}

Someone else asked:

{{quoteboxred|@NightStar2891 I'd like to hear your thoughts on this drawing.

[[File:Fanart tired drawing.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|It's tired.}}

{{Tweets}}
{{The Internet}}

Night Star

2017-08-30T10:22:11Z

BoradV: /* Subsequent use */

{{quote|LOVE my Night Star! The Dimension Breaker and Psychic-Type.|Chris on Miss Night Star<ref>[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/893568807880601600 "LOVE my Night Star! The Dimension Breaker and Psychic-Type."]</ref>}}
[[File:NightStarTrueandHonest.jpg|thumb|200px|Born [[Tomgirl Saga|female]], this is Chris' equine counterpart in a [[Chris and reality|parallel universe]].]]
Miss '''Night Star''' is the [[My Little Pony|ponysona]] of [[Chris]], originally created in [[June 2017]]. [[August 2017|Two months later]], during the events of [[DoopieDoOver#Shot down|Doopiegate]], a [[Twitter]] account emerged with the online handle '''NightStar2891''', who defended Chris against the trolls. [[Kiwi Farms]] soon proved that the account holder was actually Chris using a sockpuppet account to [[white knight]] himself, which he later confirmed. Since attending [[BronyCon|Bronycon 2017]] in the same month, Chris has become [[Unicorn cosplay|increasingly invested]] in My Little Pony and his character.

==Conception==
Since [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]'s introduction of My Little Pony to Chris in [[2007]], Chris has created a number of [[My Little Pony#Gallery|''original'' pony characters]]. With the rising popularity of ''Friendship is Magic'' (also known as Generation 4) from [[2010]], Chris has embraced the show; however, he did not develop an original G4 character for several years. With the results of two My Little Pony quizzes, which generated a finite set of character names and [[My Little Pony#Cutie mark|cutie marks]] based on the questions answered, Chris gained the incentive to create a new character.<ref>[[2017 tweets#Night Star begins|Name origin]]</ref><ref>[[June 2017 Facebook posts#Chris's MLP mark|Cutie mark origin]]</ref>

In June 2017, Chris drew art of himself as a My Little Pony character, dubbing his character "Miss Night Star". The next day, he drew fanart of Night Star crossing over with the official characters of the My Little Pony television show. He included a likeness of Andrea Libman, voice actress for the female ponies in the drawing, and tweeted it to her.<ref>[[June 2017 tweets#Chris/MLP crossover page]]</ref>

Another day later, Chris shared a new drawing of his OC - clearly by [[Chris and art|another person]] and lacking credit to the artist.<ref>[[June 2017 tweets#Night Star fanart]]</ref> On [[Kiwi Farms]], user borbera proved that they were the artist, claiming that Chris did not express any gratitude for the work.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tweet-6-3-chriss-pony-self.31304/page-13#post-2321148 "Lol he didn't thank me </3 proof"]</ref> In August of the same year, Chris shared another fan drawing, once again without credit.<ref>[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/893568665442017282 August 2017 tweet]</ref> Following probing by a troll with regards to the latter art's creator, Chris saw fit to bring his sockpuppet account into the spotlight.<ref>[https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/893629626555052032 The sockpuppet account emerges]</ref>
<center><gallery>

File:Night Star Fan Art.png|Shared in June 2017

File:NightStar2.jpg|Shared on 4 August 2017 (later revealed to be Chris' genuine creation)

File:Nightstar 24 august fanart.jpg|Shared on 24 August 2017

</gallery></center>

==Twitter sockpuppet==
{{see also|NightStar2891 tweets|NightStar2891 leaked DMs‎}}

{{quote|"I am an admirer of Miss Chandler and her work. If you're saying She drew my piece based on her character, you are thrown Off, Sir."|Chris, white knighting himself while pretending to be a cartoon pony<ref>https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/893629626555052032</ref>}}

[[File:NotNightStar.PNG|thumb|Chris's bulletproof cover story.]]

During the events of the Doopie Saga, users on Kiwi Farms discovered that Chris had made a [[Twitter]] [[Disguises|sockpuppet account]] named after his pony character in early August 2017, [https://twitter.com/nightstar2891 @NightStar2891]. Chris used the account to [[white knight|defend]] himself against trolls, supporting his claims to still being friends with Doopie, affirming his [[Tomgirl|gender identity]], and all but directly [[calling out|calling Doopie out]] for leaking the [[Doopie E-mails]] to Kiwi Farms.

On 7 August, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] obtained screencaps from "Night Star" of her supposed private conversations with Chris (i.e. [[Chris and Health#Mental health|Chris talking to himself]]),<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/</ref> which Night Star gave as proof of being a different person. Later that day, Chris and Night Star both reasserted that they were not the same person. In an additional attempt to prove that Night Star wasn't him, Chris gave the person allegedly behind the account a fake biography. Details include "Night Star" having a [[Crystal Weston Chandler|sister]] named Gloria, growing up in [[Richmond]], and earning a degree in [[Magi-chan|"psychological arts"]] at the [[University of Virginia]] before getting a job at [[McDonald's]] (presumably due to earning a [[CADD|useless degree]] in a field that [[Honor roll|doesn't exist]]).

Later, on 9 August, Chris claimed explained that "Night Star", whose "real" first name he revealed to be '''Emily''' (not to be confused with the troll [[Emily]]), had not tweeted for the last few days because she had been scared off of Twitter by people claiming she was Chris. He blamed the trolls for ruining their supposed [[Gal pal|friendship]] and claimed he scared her away when he went to the McDonald's at which she worked. The 9 August tweets showed the extent of Chris's dedication to making his sockpuppet seem real, but also an uncharacteristic self-awareness on Chris's part that he is so socially inept that he even frightens fictional women.

=== Chris spills the beans ===

On 15 August, 2017, after leaving BronyCon, Chris revealed that the Night Star account was made by him in order to continue contact with [[DoopieDoOver]] and various [[My Little Pony]] voice actors who had blocked him, as well as to white-knight himself on [[Twitter]]. He made an apology letter explaining that [[Chris and remorse|he felt guilty]] for making the account after watching the MLP episode "Fame and Misfortune".

<center>Chris' apology letter<gallery>

Image:NightStarApologyLetter1.png
Image:NightStarApologyLetter2.png
</gallery></center>

{{collapsible
|Transcript|

An Open Letter to all Twitter Followers:

Dearest People,

Confession Time: Originally Intended for laying low, and to keep a distant bond, still, on a few hurt individuals I like and cared about, after that one-tweet-wonder mess... This Twitter account, @NightStar2891, Is me, Christine Chandler. Again, that mentioned twee was truly with my heart in the right place, to share appreciation for and of the women I've been able to make contact and acquaintance with. Then some other people took wrongful attack upon them at my expense. I felt terrible about that. Two of them blocked me, but hater-informed in that. I pray they will unblock and open up to me again soon. This also is reflected in the MLP Season 7 episode "Fame & Misfortune", the mane six, or five of them, were not used to being criticized, overly, by fan ponies, as well as misread and misunderstood. I, too, felt All This as early 2007; "I'm popular, and I don't like it," said Applejack, and how Rarity overreacted; Fluttershy having to explain herself repeatedly... All That Was Me, and it took a long time to adjust and become resistant to the hate, I Am in control of how these various reactions to my Sonichu and self, content make me feel and react. I try to not let the Critics get to me anymore. And everyone affected by the misunderstood Tweet of mine, you all have control to not let the haters and Trolls affect you at all. too.

Continued...

This Night Star Twitter was a lay-low alternative for me after that fiasco. I was Not originally going to Tweet from it. Then one of the trolls contacted me; I was tempted to Troll the Trolls now. Dumb: Me. Pffft. But the Trolls, on their forum, have admitted to being well-confused with my characters creation of this Richmond gal with a UVA degree working around and around. I can be quite the actress. Even In Simulating Other Fonts from other people. Regardless, lying all that was wrong of me, and I am sorry for lying in this.

And, as I was finally able to share at BronyCon, with a lot of people, I am, by default, a kind, understanding, compassionate, heart-in-the-right-place person & individual. And I enjoy sharing genuine, pleasant smiles, moments and memories with others, and my heart is open. I would delight in all of us putting this Twitter mishap set behind us and moving on towards being better people. Thank you.

Sincerely, and with all my heart with love, I'm Sorry,

Miss Christine W. Chandler.}}

When questioned by Twitter users regarding his dubious masquerade, Chris responded, saying:

{{quotebox|The style in the Night Star piece in the avatar and banner; I made those too, with help from references online to assemble in photoshop. 😊}}

As an apology to Doopie for once again being a massive creep, Chris shared with her a drawing of an OC he made called "Bubble Gummy". An unnamed OC was also tweeted to MLP voice actor Tabitha St. Germain, who had blocked Chris's main account as well. Both images were captioned:

{{quotebox|An apology piece for you, dear.}}

The gambit failed, as both Doopie and Tabitha promptly blocked his Night Star account.

=== LadyOfTheCosmo ===
{{main|LadyOfTheCosmo#Night Star}}

After being [[stress|stressed out]] by his conversation with [[LadyOfTheCosmo]], Chris decided to use the Night Star account again. He proceeded to talk to himself in a series of several tweets, before attempting to justify that as an "Example of how the terms ["dear" and "darling"] should be accepted".

=== Subsequent use ===
After [[Chris and socialization#Jessi Nowack|Nowacking]] blocked Chris on Twitter, Chris used Night Star to follow her. He has also used the name for [[BronyMate]], a Brony dating site, albeit it's NightStar1982

==In the comic==
[[File:Spike Sonichu0 2.jpg|thumb|"What the fuck did I just read?"]]
[[File:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|thumb|200px]]
In a [[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain's Log]] published on 14 August 2017, Chris revealed that he intends to include Night Star in his upcoming [[Sonichu 12-9]] comic. The special will feature Night Star's youth and events leading up to the present day. Whether Night Star will interact with his more recognized characters remains unknown.

On 22 August, Chris uploaded two images to [[Twitter]] showing a revised cover of [[Sonichu 0]], in which Night Star replaces his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|self-insert]]. In addition, "I will! Thank you, mother!" replaces the infamous cover dialogue.

On 25 August, Chris uploaded the new cover for Sonichu 12-9, which shows Night Star standing in the middle of a dirt road to Equestria. The cover was also accompanied by a synopsis, describing the [[Chris and his Ego|character with far-fetched Mary Sue traits]]:

{{quotebox|Introducing Night Star, of Equestria; a unique Unicorn with the ability to open dimension portals to view into, and visit, other dimensions and worlds; she can view Our internet and YouTube videos through one, like an instant PC monitor. She also has all Psychic Powers possible. And, as an artist herself, and linked to myself, Christine Chandler, mentally, and visually through a portal, she draws and writes the "Sonichu" Comic Book series in Equestria (replace me with her; transformation to Chris Chan Sonichu, still the same, and all humans with ponies and horses. Night Star may be considered overpowered, but she still has her flaws (not autism or aspergers, period), and she uses her powers for good. Look forward to her life story (shortened), plus a day in Ponyville and around, in the next "Sonichu" after completeing #12. Thank You for your loyalty and patience. I am a Proud Pegasister in the Brony Herd Community!<ref>[[August_2017_Patreon_posts#Sonichu_12-9_cover_commentary]]</ref>}}

{{clear}}

==Art==
Chris has created several pieces of art featuring Night Star. He claims to have experimented with Photoshop software to create some of his gallery:<ref>[https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/897847619581603840 Photoshop claim]</ref>

<center><gallery>

Image:Miss_Night_Star.jpeg|Chris's pony form manages to be uglier than his original [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Mary]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sues]].

Image:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|With Pinkie Pie (and VA counterpart Andrea Libman).

Image:NightStarTwitterBanner.jpg|Banner used on sockpuppet Twitter account.

Image:NightStarBorb.png|With [[Barbara Chandler|Sugar Darling]] and [[Bob Chandler|Gallop Crush]].

Image:NightStarUnknownOC.jpg

File:OpenLetter.jpg|An angry response to [[LadyOfTheCosmo]].

</gallery></center>

===BronyCon Tributes===
[[Heart level|Reinvigorated]] by the events of BronyCon, Chris took to social media and posted art of his character mingling with the ponysonas of the panel guests:

<center><gallery>

File:Night Star & Wishing Wasp.jpg|With Wishing Wisp (aka [[Avalon Porter]]).

File:CMC Drawing.jpg|With the Cutie Mark Crusaders (aka Michelle Creber, Claire Corlett, and Madeleine Peters).

File:KSheridan Drawing.jpg|With Starlight Glimmer (aka Kelly Sheridan).

</gallery></center>

==Fan art==

As a result of Chris' sharing of fan art on his [[Twitter]], other [[Troll|fans]] sought to present [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] interpretations of Miss Night Star:

{{collapsible

|Gallery of Miss Night Star fan art (some NSFW)|

<center><gallery>

Image:NightStarTrue.png

Image:NightStarPickle.png

Image:ShecameforNightStar.jpg

Image:NightStarTrueColors.png

Image:CWCNightStarParody.jpg

Image:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png

</gallery></center>}}

==See also==
*[[My Little Pony]]
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]
*[[Chloe]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://twitter.com/NightStar2891 NightStar2891] on [[Twitter]]

{{Sweethearts}}
{{People}}

Talk:Disguises

2017-08-29T12:11:03Z

BoradV:

* Hey, should this be under the Chris And series? --[[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 07:57, 8 March 2011 (PST)

==Twitter accounts that may or may not be Chris==
Creating this section since [[User:BoradV|BoradV]] wants to add a section for FantaFAN1982 (@FantaFAN1982) on Twitter.

There's three accounts I've noticed that may or may not be Chris (discounting @SamanthaCooCoo, which has practically admitted to being a ween):
*Ponichu (@EquestriaHeart)
*Sunset Glimmer (@LadyCadence1994)
*FantaFAN1982 (@FantaFAN1982)

I personally don't think any of these are him. As mentioned in the [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062 Kiwi Farms thread], Night Star is likely to be his only alt.

Evidence for this:
*Chris is not following any of these accounts (as of the time of writing), and has not acknowledged any of their tweets using either his main account or his Night Star one.
*Chris isn't going to create an account named for [[recycling|Fanta]]. A ween, on the other hand, is.

Any thoughts? --[[User:Shekelberg|Shekelberg]]

If I may be honest, this is Chris we're talking about, and we know he's stupid enough to do lots of dumb shit. For FantaFan, I have a strong feeling it's Chris because the FAN is capitalised indicating the user is pretty zealous about Fanta and Chris is zealous about Fanta. As for the 1982, that was when Bionic was "born". The other two accounts I'm not sure of.

For now I recommend we just watch them closely, maybe loosely interact with them, see if we can let them reveal themselves as Chris.
[[User:BoradV|BoradV]] ([[User talk:BoradV|talk]]) 12:08, 29 August 2017 (UTC)

User talk:BoradV

2017-08-29T12:10:11Z

BoradV: Created page with "Reeee"

Reeee

Talk:Disguises

2017-08-29T12:08:12Z

BoradV: /* Twitter accounts that may or may not be Chris */

User talk:Shekelberg

2017-08-29T08:47:03Z

BoradV: Created page with "== FantaFAN == Hey man, I've been watching FantaFAN on Twitter for a while and I can tell you that it's 100% Chris-Chan. So I've readded it into the Disguises page. I don't kn..."

== FantaFAN ==
Hey man, I've been watching FantaFAN on Twitter for a while and I can tell you that it's 100% Chris-Chan. So I've readded it into the Disguises page. I don't know how to use the summary thing so I'm telling you here seeing as you removed it in the first place.
[[User:BoradV|BoradV]] ([[User talk:BoradV|talk]]) 08:46, 29 August 2017 (UTC)

Disguises

2017-08-29T08:44:15Z

BoradV:

As with [[List of Chris's lies|lying]], Chris is not very skilled at the art of disguises and deception.

==Chris's Disguises==

===Bill Riley===
{{quote|You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor [sic]|Novice Troll Bill Riley (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:BillRiley.jpg|thumb|200px|Bill Riley]]

Bill was a 30-year old man who found nothing strange about female trolls asking about the dimensions of his genitalia. When asked why he was trolling Chris, he claimed that it was because Chris killed [[Clyde Cash]], called him a [[homo]], and sent him a computer virus. He did nothing in the [[IRC_(23_July_2009)|chat]] except lurk, waiting for trolls to reveal a big plan. When pressured into suggesting ideas of his own, Bill suggested that trolls make Chris rape Rocky. When asked how this would troll Chris, he claimed that Chris would "compare himself" to Rocky mid-rape and see how inferior he was.

Bill was the first of Chris's attempts to impersonate a troll. From the start, there are tons of problems, the least of which being that the man in the photograph Chris provided is very clearly over the age of thirty. Chris also made no effort to conceal his highly noticeable Typing Manner. Eventually, he realized he was found out.

{{clear}}

===Junior Jenkins (a.k.a. JenkinsJinkies)===
{{main|JenkinsJinkies}}
{{quote|I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper.|Super Troll JenkinsJinkies (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Fatjenkins.jpg|thumb|200px|Junior Jenkins]]

In May 2010, Chris attempted to infiltrate the CWCki under the guise of the 14-year-old Junior Jenkins. After about a month of making minor, unnoticed edits, he created the [[Coffee Place]] article in an attempt to get trolls to go after some random lady. Trolls promptly strung him along, convincing Chris that he had become famous. In an attempt to blend in, Chris tried to imitate what he believed to be the mannerisms of an average troll. He claimed to be a fourteen year old Bostonian, which was highly suspicious considering that [[BlueSpike|a certain troll]] hailed from the exact same city and both were of the same age. As usual, Chris made no Effort to disguise his [[Chris and English|Distinct Typing Pattern]]. He would also randomly spout net jargon like "butthurt" and "mindfuck" with no clear idea how those phrases are normally used, at one point using "butthurt" as a verb.

He was also "secretly" terrified of Chris. This was likely another attempt to fit in, only it became a major aspect of Junior's personality after multiple trolls informed him that they were not, in fact, afraid of Chris in the slightest. For example, Junior claimed that he was petrified with shock upon "witnessing" the destruction of Chris's PS3.

Chris abandoned Junior after he became worried that the [[Jerkop|police]] might mistake him for a troll and arrest him.

{{clear}}

===The Real Chris Chandler===
{{quote|I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!|[[Liquid Chris]] (NOT [[Ian Brandon Anderson|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|200px|Liquid Chris]]
He made no effort to impersonate Liquid's voice, and at one point forgot that he was supposed to be someone else. At one point, he uploaded a video in which he attempted to continue this deception to his own account—something that Liquid would not have been able to do.

Eventually, Chris decided to come clean about it. Kacey was not pleased.

{{clear}}

===Samantha Thaddeus===

{{quote|I gotta do some grocery shopping, Plus I'm having a few cramps|Teenage Girl Samantha Thaddeus (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Samthad.jpg|thumb|200px|Samantha Thaddeus]]

During the Liquid Saga, Chris attempted to steal Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]]. Kacey [[Kacey Phone Call|spoke to Chris over the phone]], in which Chris attempted to impersonate her lover.
Hilarity ensued when Chris attempted to impersonate [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]]. Despite being in contact with her for an extended period of time prior to assuming control of her email account, his "Samantha" was completely off-track. In his very first email to [[Jack Thaddeus]] under this alias, Chris assumed the mannerisms of a cartoonish male thug working for an evil organization. As Jack strung Chris along, Chris also came into contact with [[Katie Bay E-mails|Katie Bay]]. In both of these emails, Samantha is suddenly a hilarious cross between how Chris thinks women act and how Chris thinks trolls act.

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===Carlos Chantor===
{{quote|Experienced for Her Pleasure.|Sexual Master [[Carlos Chantor]] (NOT [[Virgin|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Chantor.jpg|thumb|200px|Carlos Chantor]]
During the summer of 2010, Chris attempted to become a male escort under the alias of Carlos Chantor. He gave up after nobody called him. Oddly enough, this is actually his most practical disguise, as he simply hid away on a corner of the Internet where nobody expected him to go, changed his name, and wore normal clothes. It just goes to show how normal Chris could look if he weren't such a lazy slob.

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===KookyDashy===

{{quote|My mom said "I didn't raise a daughter", and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me.|Kookydashy}}

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Kookydashy]]
Chris joined [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] under the name KookyDashy in [[May 2011]]. He adopted the alias to avoid his identity as [[Christian Weston Chandler]] impeding his relationship with the tomgirls there, as well as to avoid luring any [[trolls]] to the forum. Naturally of course, he failed.

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===Stephanie Bustcakes===
{{main|Stephanie Bustcakes}}

{{quote|How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh?|Sexual Master Stephanie Bustcakes (NOT [[Tomgirl Saga|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Stephanie_Bustcakes.png|thumb|200px|Stephanie Bustcakes]]
During the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris decided to revive his prostitution career, but now that he's a [[Tomgirl Saga|lesbian transwoman]], he used the alias of Stephanie Bustcakes. While he got no takers, his [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|advertisement]] was discovered by someone who sent it to a newly revived [[The CWCville Library|CWCville Library]].

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===Night Star===
{{main|Night Star#Twitter sockpuppet}}

{{quote|"I am an admirer of Miss Chandler and her work. If you're saying She drew my piece based on her character, you are thrown Off, Sir."|[[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Fangirl]] Emily (NOT CHRIS)<ref>https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/893629626555052032</ref>}}

[[File:NightStar2.jpg|thumb|200px|Night Star]]

In 2017, Chris created a sockpuppet account on Twitter under the name of his [[My Little Pony|ponysona]]. Before admitting that he was in control of the account, he used it to stalk two users who had blocked him, [[Doopie]] and Tabitha St. Germain, claiming it was run by a fangirl named Emily (not to be confused with the [[Emily|troll Emily]]). Chris went in depth to hide the fact that this was a Twitter sockpuppet created because [[Doopie]] had blocked him, even sending [[the Man in the Pickle Suit]] a chatlog between his two accounts. He also claimed that he had tried to visit her at the [[McDonald's]] that she worked at, but she was scared away due to those dang, dirty trolls claiming that she is Chris. Chris eventually admitted that Night Star was a sockpuppet on 15 August.

During his Twitter fight with [[LadyOfTheCosmo]], Chris revived the account.

===FantaFAN1982===

[[File:Fantafan.jpg|thumb|200px|FantaFAN1982]]

{{quote|"LOL, those Dirty Trolls got OWNED!! I Bet They'll go home Crying to Their Moms after This!"|FantaFAN1982|<ref>https://twitter.com/FantaFAN1982</ref>}}

Another disguise account of Chris. It's easy to tell it's him on account that all of it's tweets are in the same writing style of Chris, white knighting him and Fanta is one of Chris's favourite drinks.

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==See also==
*[[List of Chris's lies]]
*[[Chris and cosplaying]]

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[[Category:Chris]]

List of fictional characters guest appearing in Sonichu

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[[Image:Bugsbunny.jpg|thumb|Yeah, doc, how dare you [[Chris and hypocrisy|use other people's characters without their permission]]?]]
One of the hallmarks of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' series is its frequent use of guest appearances by fictional characters from other properties. The following is a list of these characters.

Note that this list is '''not''' intended to include any of the following:

* Characters based upon real-life people, such as [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[B-Manajerk]].
* Characters created by people other than Chris but basically intended for the comic, like [[Megagi]] and [[Jiggliami]].
* Fan characters and parodies that Chris has chosen to acknowledge, like [[Simonchu]] and [[Asperchu]].
* Thinly-veiled ripoffs of existing characters, like [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Simonla]], [[G.D.W. Shinabe]]... well, you get the idea.

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==Sonic the Hedgehog franchise==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog}}

SEGA mascot and a major example of copyright infringement in the comic (aside from Sonichu). He makes a few appearances in the comic. Most notably in the first issue, as he's partly responsible for Sonichu's existence, as described below. He also shows up to help Sonichu again in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], after Rosechu gets kidnapped.

Sonic also appears on the cover of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], and may return for the '10 year anniversary', if Chris ever gets round to writing any more comics.

===Amy Rose===
{{main|Amy Rose}}
[[File:Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|200px|thumb|"I had no idea that the [[Metal Gear Solid|Les Enfants Terribles Project]] had gone this far!"]]

[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s love interest. Amy Rose in the [[video games]] is a twelve-year-old fangirl who has an obsessive crush on Sonic and often pursues him on his adventures to try and get his attention and appreciation.

That said, she at least does something in the video games, and often helps out the rest of the heroes on their quest, such as in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]'', where she singlehandedly defeated the [[Wikipedia:List of Sonic the Hedgehog video game characters#E-100 Alpha (ZERO)|Zero robot]] and in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|Sonic Adventure 2]]'', where she broke into a military base and freed a captured Sonic. In ''Sonichu'', however, all her personality is gone and she is just as vapid and useless and stereotypical as any [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]. She shows up for a couple of pages in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]] where she talks with [[Rosechu]] at [[CWCville Mall]] about meaningless bullshit.

===Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik===
{{main|Doctor Robotnik}}
[[File:Robotnik.jpg|thumb|right|Even Eggman was never this flamboyant.]]
Recurring villain of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] games. A mad genius with an IQ of 300, Dr. Eggman has tried to conquer the world multiple times, in an effort to build his own nation of robotic followers: Eggmanland. In ''Sonichu'', however, he shows up to help [[Giovanni]] devise a trap for Sonichu and later helps to try and take over CWCville with the [[PVCC]]. Why he would do any of these things, or have a grudge against Chris in the first place, is never addressed.

Also of note is that in the games, Eggman has a fleet of thousands of battleships, billions of robots, including elite androids based on [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] and the nigh unstoppable [[Wikipedia:E-Series_Robots#E-100_Series|E-Series robots]], as well as gigantic controllable mechs, and of course [[Wikipedia:Metal Sonic|Metal Sonic]]. Not only this, but he also has access to multiple doomsday weapons, not least of all Space Colony ARK and a huge satellite (as seen in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Unleashed|Sonic Unleashed]]'') that could easily destroy the entire planet. However, none of these resources whatseoever are employed against Chris at any point, Robotnik instead relying on catching [[Pokemon]] and allying with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] (again, for no apparent reason).

===Shadow the Hedgehog===
{{main|Shadow the Hedgehog|Christian & The Hedgehog Boys}}

The Ultimate Life Form created by Dr. Gerald Robotnik, this [[stress|angst-filled]] hedgehog is the focal point of a number of Sonic games made in the mid-2000s and is the inspiration of [[Blake]]. Despite not appearing in the comics proper, Shadow DOES make an appearance in an ad for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]' solo album.

===Mighty the Armadillo===

Mistakenly spelled "Mighty the Arm'''or'''dillo" by Chris, Mighty is a supporting character from the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] video games, including "Knuckles Chaotix" and "SegaSonic The Hedgehog". Due to his relative obscurity and passing resemblance to more popular Sonic characters, Mighty may be misidentified by ''Sonichu'' readers as another one of Chris's crappy "original" characters.

When Chris travels back in time to relive the moment he "created" [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], he recalls that he would often imagine Sonic characters acting out scenes in the books he read. According to Chris, he was reading a "Fear Street" novel by R.L. Stine, imagining Mighty as one of the characters, when he was struck on the head by a basketball, and at the same moment, imagined an orange version of Sonic emerging from a locker door where Mighty was standing.

[[File:MightyAndTiara.jpg|thumb|right|Chris has a penchant for characters that no one has heard of.]]

===Tiara Boobowski===

Even more obscure is Tiara. Originally created as a playable character, but later mitigated as an NPC and love interest for Sonic, in the canceled [[Wikipedia:Sonic X-treme|''Sonic X-Treme'']] game for the Sega Genesis, bumped to the Sega 32X, and finally the Sega Saturn before being scrapped outright. She appears alongside Mighty the Armadillo while Chris fantasizes about inserting Sonic characters in R.L Stine novels. He would mention this after lamenting the cancellation in the first [[IRC (16 October 2008)|IRC chat]].

Nearly two years later, Chris created her in [[ModNation Racers]]. It should be noted that Tiara was drawn with orange fur and brown hair in the ''Sonic X-Treme'' concept art, yet Chris depicts her all-pink like [[Amy Rose]].

===Perfect Chaos Monster===
[[Image:Perfect_Chaos.jpg|thumb|right|Perfect Chaos as he appears in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]]'' vs Perfect Chaos as he appears in ''Sonichu''. Kinda lost his luster, huh?]]

'''Perfect Chaos''', or [[CWC-isms|"Perfect Chaos Monster"]] as Chris calls him, is the final form of Chaos, a villain introduced in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]''. Composed of a liquid substance, Chaos assumes multiple shapes as it acquires the seven Chaos Emeralds, absorbing their negative energy to increase its power. Upon obtaining all seven, Chaos becomes '''Perfect Chaos''', a serpentine creature of massive size, and proceeds to destroy the city of [[Station Square]]. Sonic defeats Perfect Chaos by utilizing the ''positive'' energy of the Chaos Emeralds, which transforms him into Super Sonic.

This battle was adapted by Chris to provide the background for the origin of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in the [[Sonichu 0|premiere issue]] of his [[Sonichu (comic)|new comic book series]]. The ''Sonichu'' series begins with a male [[Pikachu]] wandering into Station Square in the middle of a fight between Super Sonic and Perfect Chaos, whom Chris identifies as the "Perfect Chaos Monster". During the fight, Sonic accidentally collides with the Pikachu, somehow triggering an [[Rainbow|unexplained phenomenon]] which imparts Sonic's appearance and powers upon the Pikachu. The new Pikachu/Sonic hybrid awakens to find Sonic has still not defeated Perfect Chaos, and rushes to his aid. Using his new-found powers, he defeats the monster, and the onlookers, who mistake him for Sonic's super form, credit Sonic for the victory (retconning the ''Sonic Adventure'' game so that Sonic is [[Chris and his ego|little more than an assistant to Chris's original character]]). Contemplating his new form, the mutated Pikachu adopts the name "Sonichu", and returns to the wild. After that, Perfect Chaos is never mentioned again in the pages of ''Sonichu''.

==Pokémon==

:''See [[Pokémon#Pokémon characters appearing in Sonichu comics]]''

==''Gilligan's Island''==

[[Image:Howells.jpg|thumb|200px|The "S" in "Sonichu" stands for "Subtlety".]]
In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Chris sought to humiliate his arch-nemesis [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] with a scathing [[parody]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. In a feeble attempt to be coy, Chris refrained from identifying Howell in the comic right away, instead referring to him only as Jason, followed by a clever cameo appearance to hint at his last name. Since no [[anime]] or ''[[Family Guy]]'' characters are named "Howell", this forced Chris to delve into legitimate pop culture, and soon he found '''Thurston Howell III''' and '''Lovey Howell''', the élitist millionaire couple on the classic TV series ''Gilligan's Island''. Chris is probably blissfully unaware that the joke will probably sail very far over the heads of his target demographic, and he's also unaware that there are countries on GodJesus's green earth where the show hasn't aired for decades. Or ever.

Appearing outside the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building, Thurston chides Lovey for forgetting her purse, to which Lovey explains that she had grown used to neglecting it from their time stranded upon the island. Chris then challenges the reader to guess Jason's last name, a pointless exercise, as Chris had already mentioned "Jason Kendrick Howell" several times on his [[Sonichu (website)|website]], [[YouTube]] videos, and anywhere other public forum available to him in [[2008]].

==[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]==

For no obvious reason, William Spicer is depicted in [[Sonichu 5]] as the Yu-Gi-Oh! character Jack's Knight. His role is extremely limited, as Chris foresees him being brutally murdered by [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and rushes to avert this tragedy. Jack's Knight proves to be a lumbering moron, unable to save his bride [[Sarah Hammer]] from Wes-Li or do much of anything but wait for Chris to defeat the villain.

==Others==

* A beloved American cartoon icon for decades, representative of the wacky World War II propaganda cartoons and the early 20th century vaudeville theater, '''Bugs Bunny''' appeared briefly in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to scold [[Jimmy Hill]] for his [[Parody|infringement]] upon [[Sonichu]]'s [[Chris and copyright|copyright]]. This is a subtle reference to Mr. Hill's conviction over bootlegging Warner Bros. merchandise in Europe years earlier. It's also staggeringly ironic how Chris pouts over infringement of his (non-existent) copyright via use of ''another copyrighted character.''
* The Skelevision and the Ghost Buggy are borrowed from [[Ghostbusters|Filmation's Ghostbusters]] cartoon for the infamous "[[Family Guy]] skitch" in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. Ghost Buggy in particular has secured his place in Sonichu lore.
* In a nod to the ''[[Futurama]]: Bender's Big Score'' DVD, Bender is seen careening through the [[time void]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]].
* [[Beavis and Butt-head]] make a brief cameo in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]].
* From [[Transformers]], both [[Optimus Prime]] and [[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] have appeared in the comics to callously murder innocents.
* Sackboy from ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' pops up in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to warn readers not to bootleg his game.
* In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Chris alludes to his discovery that [[Blanca]] was a [[troll]] by depicting her true form as the titular Troll from the [[Wikipedia:Troll_(film)|1986 movie]].
* After Chris and Ivy's wedding in [[Sonichu Special 1]], a [[My Little Pony]] is used to draw their carriage.
* [[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]] seemingly appears in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to fulfill a romantic fantasy of Chris's--that is, his fantasy to kiss [[Silvana|a hedgehog with a penis]].
* The cast of [[Planet Dolan]] was set to appear in a crossover special in [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] but recent events seem to have ended that idea.

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[[Category: Lists]][[Category: Characters]][[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]

Disguises

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As with [[List of Chris's lies|lying]], Chris is not very skilled at the art of disguises and deception.

==Chris's Disguises==

===Bill Riley===
{{quote|You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor [sic]|Novice Troll Bill Riley (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:BillRiley.jpg|thumb|200px|Bill Riley]]

Bill was a 30-year old man who found nothing strange about female trolls asking about the dimensions of his genitalia. When asked why he was trolling Chris, he claimed that it was because Chris killed [[Clyde Cash]], called him a [[homo]], and sent him a computer virus. He did nothing in the [[IRC_(23_July_2009)|chat]] except lurk, waiting for trolls to reveal a big plan. When pressured into suggesting ideas of his own, Bill suggested that trolls make Chris rape Rocky. When asked how this would troll Chris, he claimed that Chris would "compare himself" to Rocky mid-rape and see how inferior he was.

Bill was the first of Chris's attempts to impersonate a troll. From the start, there are tons of problems, the least of which being that the man in the photograph Chris provided is very clearly over the age of thirty. Chris also made no effort to conceal his highly noticeable Typing Manner. Eventually, he realized he was found out.

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===Junior Jenkins (a.k.a. JenkinsJinkies)===
{{main|JenkinsJinkies}}
{{quote|I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper.|Super Troll JenkinsJinkies (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Fatjenkins.jpg|thumb|200px|Junior Jenkins]]

In May 2010, Chris attempted to infiltrate the CWCki under the guise of the 14-year-old Junior Jenkins. After about a month of making minor, unnoticed edits, he created the [[Coffee Place]] article in an attempt to get trolls to go after some random lady. Trolls promptly strung him along, convincing Chris that he had become famous. In an attempt to blend in, Chris tried to imitate what he believed to be the mannerisms of an average troll. He claimed to be a fourteen year old Bostonian, which was highly suspicious considering that [[BlueSpike|a certain troll]] hailed from the exact same city and both were of the same age. As usual, Chris made no Effort to disguise his [[Chris and English|Distinct Typing Pattern]]. He would also randomly spout net jargon like "butthurt" and "mindfuck" with no clear idea how those phrases are normally used, at one point using "butthurt" as a verb.

He was also "secretly" terrified of Chris. This was likely another attempt to fit in, only it became a major aspect of Junior's personality after multiple trolls informed him that they were not, in fact, afraid of Chris in the slightest. For example, Junior claimed that he was petrified with shock upon "witnessing" the destruction of Chris's PS3.

Chris abandoned Junior after he became worried that the [[Jerkop|police]] might mistake him for a troll and arrest him.

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===The Real Chris Chandler===
{{quote|I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!|[[Liquid Chris]] (NOT [[Ian Brandon Anderson|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|200px|Liquid Chris]]
He made no effort to impersonate Liquid's voice, and at one point forgot that he was supposed to be someone else. At one point, he uploaded a video in which he attempted to continue this deception to his own account—something that Liquid would not have been able to do.

Eventually, Chris decided to come clean about it. Kacey was not pleased.

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===Samantha Thaddeus===

{{quote|I gotta do some grocery shopping, Plus I'm having a few cramps|Teenage Girl Samantha Thaddeus (NOT [[Chris|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Samthad.jpg|thumb|200px|Samantha Thaddeus]]

During the Liquid Saga, Chris attempted to steal Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]]. Kacey [[Kacey Phone Call|spoke to Chris over the phone]], in which Chris attempted to impersonate her lover.
Hilarity ensued when Chris attempted to impersonate [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]]. Despite being in contact with her for an extended period of time prior to assuming control of her email account, his "Samantha" was completely off-track. In his very first email to [[Jack Thaddeus]] under this alias, Chris assumed the mannerisms of a cartoonish male thug working for an evil organization. As Jack strung Chris along, Chris also came into contact with [[Katie Bay E-mails|Katie Bay]]. In both of these emails, Samantha is suddenly a hilarious cross between how Chris thinks women act and how Chris thinks trolls act.

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===Carlos Chantor===
{{quote|Experienced for Her Pleasure.|Sexual Master [[Carlos Chantor]] (NOT [[Virgin|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Chantor.jpg|thumb|200px|Carlos Chantor]]
During the summer of 2010, Chris attempted to become a male escort under the alias of Carlos Chantor. He gave up after nobody called him. Oddly enough, this is actually his most practical disguise, as he simply hid away on a corner of the Internet where nobody expected him to go, changed his name, and wore normal clothes. It just goes to show how normal Chris could look if he weren't such a lazy slob.

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===KookyDashy===

{{quote|My mom said "I didn't raise a daughter", and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me.|Kookydashy}}

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Kookydashy]]
Chris joined [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] under the name KookyDashy in [[May 2011]]. He adopted the alias to avoid his identity as [[Christian Weston Chandler]] impeding his relationship with the tomgirls there, as well as to avoid luring any [[trolls]] to the forum. Naturally of course, he failed.

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===Stephanie Bustcakes===
{{main|Stephanie Bustcakes}}

{{quote|How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh?|Sexual Master Stephanie Bustcakes (NOT [[Tomgirl Saga|CHRIS]])}}

[[Image:Stephanie_Bustcakes.png|thumb|200px|Stephanie Bustcakes]]
During the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris decided to revive his prostitution career, but now that he's a [[Tomgirl Saga|lesbian transwoman]], he used the alias of Stephanie Bustcakes. While he got no takers, his [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|advertisement]] was discovered by someone who sent it to a newly revived [[The CWCville Library|CWCville Library]].

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===Night Star===
{{main|Night Star#Twitter sockpuppet}}

{{quote|"I am an admirer of Miss Chandler and her work. If you're saying She drew my piece based on her character, you are thrown Off, Sir."|[[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Fangirl]] Emily (NOT CHRIS)<ref>https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/893629626555052032</ref>}}

[[File:NightStar2.jpg|thumb|200px|Night Star]]

In 2017, Chris created a sockpuppet account on Twitter under the name of his [[My Little Pony|ponysona]]. Before admitting that he was in control of the account, he used it to stalk two users who had blocked him, [[Doopie]] and Tabitha St. Germain, claiming it was run by a fangirl named Emily (not to be confused with the [[Emily|troll Emily]]). Chris went in depth to hide the fact that this was a Twitter sockpuppet created because [[Doopie]] had blocked him, even sending [[the Man in the Pickle Suit]] a chatlog between his two accounts. He also claimed that he had tried to visit her at the [[McDonald's]] that she worked at, but she was scared away due to those dang, dirty trolls claiming that she is Chris. Chris eventually admitted that Night Star was a sockpuppet on 15 August.

During his Twitter fight with [[LadyOfTheCosmo]], Chris revived the account.

===FantaFAN1982===
[[File:Fantafan.jpg|thumb|200px|FantaFAN1982]]

{{quote|"LOL, those Dirty Trolls got OWNED!! I Bet They'll go home Crying to Their Moms after This!"|FantaFAN1982|<ref>https://twitter.com/FantaFAN1982</ref>}}

Another disguise account of Chris. It's easy to tell it's him on account that all of it's tweets are in the same writing style of Chris, white knighting him and Fanta is one of Chris's favourite drinks.

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==See also==
*[[List of Chris's lies]]
*[[Chris and cosplaying]]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Chris]]

Chris and the law

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[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris always keeps a watchful eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal his already-stolen characters.]]

'''Laws''' are rules established by a society to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by [[Jerkop|law enforcement]] and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.

For [[Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless [[Love Quest|quest]] for [[china]] and a weapon with which to threaten his real and supposed enemies.

As of 2017, Chris has six misdemeanors - three from hitting [[Michael Snyder]] with his car, one from macing the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] and two from failing to acquire proper tags for his dogs.

==Understanding==
{{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of [[2008]], and nothing has sunken into that [[Hello, Juffalo|clown head]] of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=6odVsyr3I40]</s> (the video is fine, but that comment is no longer present as of Jun 2014)</ref>}}

[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]]'s usual solution to law enforcement.]]

Like his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best, and dangerously [[naïve]] at worst. Chris legitimately believes trolling is illegal. He regularly threatens internet [[trolls]] with legal action, and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&A|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. As a matter of fact, Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian Gee]] and her entire family because of her creating the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-President [[George W. Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even poorly attempted to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref> and has attempted to contact the former President, [[Barack Obama]], to stop people from posting gay ads on the CWCipedia. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' should be enforced ''in real life.''<ref>[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]</ref>

Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, particularly when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Target]], he saw nothing wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting hanky-panky]]. Chris often remarks that his [[Virgin with rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally screaming "NOOOOOOO!" loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.<ref>[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"]]</ref>

Self-contradictory as ever, though, Chris's disregard of many laws does not stop him from rigidly observing others, often with completely skewed priority: In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the speed limit - while on his way to confront [[Liquid Chris]] and assault him with a [[Megatron pistol|deadly weapon]]. In a [[May 2010]] video, Chris states that he believes a man who brutally beat his girlfriend to death with his bare hands deserved twenty years in prison for his crimes, which is just twice the penalty he wants for [[Tobacky|smoking one cigarette]].<ref>[[05142010]]</ref>

In addition, Chris has very little respect for those who enforce the law:

{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}

The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, and [[lie]] to people who are simply doing their jobs. And, of course, as any rational person would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause (or effect).

The correspondence with Jackie revealed that in the trial on the Target incident, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the TCG gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.<ref>[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place]]</ref> In reality, the court probably acquitted him either on a technicality or insufficient evidence. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting", whereas the actual charge was "Disorderly Conduct"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.

Of interesting note, is that contrary to Chris's [[Women's rights|general]] [[Homos|political]] [[Niggos|views]], he seems to be in favor - or at least accepting of - gun control legislation.<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref> Whether or not he has a firm understanding of what he's saying, we'll likely never know.

Interestingly, Chris seems to have a ''very'' skewed view of the idea of "self-defense", which is exemplified with the acquisition of pepper spray. Pepper spray, like most defensive weapons, should be used as a last resort, to keep people from attacking you. As seen with the [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]], Chris uses it as a means to keep anyone he doesn't like away. Using that event as an example, the man he sprayed wasn't even near him and Chris decided to spray a quick spritz on his chest without any provocation. It got worse when, days later, he began a commotion in a [[Walmart]] using the device. To Chris, it's the ultimate troll and Jerkop deterrent, when in actuality, he's waving around assault charges on a stick.

==Legal troubles==
The following is a list of incident Chris had with the law. This list may not be complete; in a telephone conversation with [[Ivy]] in 2009, [[Bob]] told her that Chris had in the past six or seven incidents with the law,<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The end]]</ref> and yet this article lists only three incidents that precede 2010.

===2004===
On [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] [[2004]], Chris was detained at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over a number of months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.

===2005===
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> and trespassing<ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> at Target, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After 2 hearings,<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct" /><ref name="2005 Trespassing" /> prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.

5 days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005.<ref name="2005 Following Too Close">[[:File:20050728-GT05011195-00.png|Following too close, 28 July 2005]]</ref> He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs.

===2010===
Chris's various run-ins at [[The GAMe PLACe]] have resulted in the cops being called on him a couple times. At least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he trespassed on the property, though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref>

On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris made yet another pilgrimage to The GAMe PLACe. Chris was armed with his camera, and while Mike was concerned that Chris wanted pictures of his daughter for [[Mass debating|disturbing reasons]], Chris maintains that he merely wanted a picture of Mike [[Death threats|for use as]] [[CWC is Angry|a dartboard]]--still disturbing, but in entirely different ways. Chris was caught in the parking lot despite trying to run away, and was questioned by the police, who made him delete the pictures he had taken, and basically told him to quit his shit. Chris made his [[6 June 2010]] video in response to these events.

===2011===
In a [[May 2011]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] post, Chris said that he has begun to use the ladies' restroom at his local mall while dressed in drag; he recounts an incident in which ''"a woman complains and tattles on me, and a [[JERK|stereotypical Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. [sic] When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me."'' This supposed brute male may or may not have been with mall security.

In his [[Calling Out|3 new videos]] posted after an 8-month-long hiatus from YouTube he tries to do something which some viewers of ''The Chandler Show'' believe to be blackmail. Chris admitted it by typing word ''blackmail'' in tags for last of them; however trolls hoping for a lawsuit [[saga]] shouldn't get their hopes up, because it's unlikely any of the trolls threatened by it would want to report him, given that they've all been trying to get him back onto the internet for months and wouldn't want to drive him off again. Not to mention Chris probably doesn't have anything on them at all. Note that under Virginia law, his demands are more likely to be considered extortion (still a class five felony) rather than blackmail.

In the same video, Chris also point blank accused Mike of molesting his own daughter, all while admitting that he doesn't have any concrete proof of his allegation. Given how prone he is to accusing others of slandering him (like pointing out his bad qualities that are extremely evident to everyone but Chris), Chris's accusations are very hypocritical. If Mike did want to sue Chris in civil court, he would indeed have a case against him as Chris's allegations are textbook defamation. However, it's questionable what Snyder would win in litigation, aside from a [[PlayStation 3]] and numerous children's [[toys]].

On [[28 October 2011]], Chris ended up in the worst possible scenario, netting a felony charge and 2 misdemeanors in what appears to be a ''3rd'' attempt to enter the GAMe PLACe, although all charges were reduced to misdemeanors upon sentencing.

As a direct result of his 28 October 2011 run in with Michael Snyder, Chris had found both himself and [[Barb|his mother]] on the receiving end of a civil suit. Having been sentenced to community service and put under a probation, and being charged with paying Snyder's medical bills, this may very well have been the first time that he has felt ramifications for his accusations and threats. However, it is much more likely that he simply [[Chris and his Ego|doesn't care]], or still feels as if he were the [[Kick the Autistic|real victim]] in all of this.

===2012===
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On 4 [[February 2012]], it was revealed on his [[Facebook]] that Chris no longer has respect for ''any'' sort of law enforcement after the events of 28 October 2011, officially deeming everyone who upholds the law a Jerkop. At the same time, he revealed another encounter with the boys in blue that day. As he attempted to pass out fliers while at the mall, encouraging others to stay away from the GAMe PLACe, two Jerkops (or as Chris puts it, "a Jerkop and an accomplice") approached him. Despite the officers simply wanting to talk to him and letting him know he wasn't in any trouble, Chris's paranoia kicked in and he ran. While the story Chris gives seem to hint that the officers just wanted to tell him to knock off the distribution of fliers, Chris believed otherwise, citing that one of them called out his name and making him think they wanted to post another encounter with him on the Internet. He escaped by diving into a Mitsubishi, most likely replacing the dying piece of scrap that is [[Son-Chu]], and driving off.

On 12 [[April 2012]], Chris [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|announced the loss of his virginity]], giving off strong hints that he had slept with a hired prostitute. He all but [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|confirmed this]] on 1 May, when he said that he 'found her on the backpage', most likely meaning that he found it on the website Backpage.com, a Craiglist clone that also solicits prostitutes--Chris's prostitute was codenamed [[Mia Hamm]], as seen on the website. In the state of Virginia, this constitutes a Class 1 Misdemeanor and is therefore illegal. It is unknown whether or not Chris is aware of this, but it's very likely that if he is, he simply doesn't care.

On 28 April 2012, Chris revealed another incident in the mall. Prior to his Facebook note on 30 [[March 2012]], Chris got into a shouting match with a troll on his cell phone at the mall. The shouting did not go unnoticed, and Chris bolted once security was called in. On 25 April, Chris received a ban from the mall,<ref>[[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D]]</ref> though it is unknown if it was for that incident or an incident that happened between those two dates.

On 10 [[July 2012]], Chris was arraigned in court for the 28 October 2011 incident. After calling Snyder a "thieving liar" in the courtroom, Chris was sentenced to community service and put under a one-year probation. He was also ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills.

===2013===

In September 2013, Chris committed an act of vandalism (an arrestable offense) by defacing a [[HEXbox]] One display at a Walmart, but got off easy by merely just being banned from the store. Given his furious reaction to this and his track record with a certain store owner who also did the same, it remains to be seen if Chris would follow up on his threat to have his revenge. Also, much like his tantrum at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] in 2005, Chris was also confronted by a jerkop at a local restaurant after scratching a woman's car with his, and screaming out loud in public. Chris claimed he was [[Chris and religion|cursing God for all his misfortune recently]].

===2014===

On 29 [[March 2014]], a report surfaced on the [[CWCki Forums]] saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from [[Best Buy]]. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but [[Kim]] confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred.<ref>[[March 2014 Facebook Posts#Rumour]]</ref>

On [[26 December 2014]], Chris vandalized a Sonic Boom display in GameStop in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] and was forced out due to a previous ban, but not before he attacked a staff member with pepper spray who was calling security. By the 28th, he was confirmed to have been jailed.

===2015===
Thoughout most of 2015 Chris behaved himself, presumably because his sojourn to the jailhouse was fresh in his memory. His punishment for the pepper spray incident was eventually decided (after '''seven''' hearings) in October - a very light sentence of a three-figure fine and a six-month prison sentence that he won't have to serve unless he breaks the law again during probation.

===2016===
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In August, Chris was fined $121 by Greene County for two charges, each misdemeanors, of failing to acquire dog tag and rabies licenses for his dogs.

In November, Chris made several death threats against President [[Pmurt|Trump]]. He is blissfully unaware that threatening the President or President-elect is one of the few restrictions on freedom of speech in America, and could land Chris with a fine and/or up to five years in prison.

===2017===

In June, Chris was sued by Mariner Finance for failing to pay his debt.<ref>[[:File:Mariner Finance vs Chris.png]]</ref> He is due to appear in court on 24 August. The case was dismissed on August 24.

==Chris's parents and law==

It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem.

* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the Autistic|discrimination]].<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref>
* When Chris threw a tantrum that required him to be restrained, Bob attempted to ''sue the school for restraining him''.<ref><s>[http://208.210.219.132/stars/mainmenu.jsp;jsessionid=0000XHMY2MEVFIV0HN4N1CX0EQA:ulnfn1uq], case 0438-94-2</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref>
* When [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but as usual never followed through).
* When [[Snorlax]] thought she had indigestion, she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese establishment the food came from. When it turned out to be [[Wikipedia:colitis|colitis]], she dropped the subject.
* When Barb and Bob had their absurd case against Greene County used against them, their first reaction was to run to another county.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>
* When [[Alec]] called the Chandler household posing as [[The GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Noble, [[Borb]] claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was "not illegal." This came after threatening to sue Mimms and Lucas for doing exactly that.<ref name="Matthew Noble call">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>
* During that same call, Bob simply won't have a bar of the concept that an individual can be prohibited from private property, saying, "it's a business place," which has absolutely no bearing on private property laws.<ref name="Matthew Noble call"/>
* On 28 October 2011, Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident, but also felony assault on a police officer, a crime that a remotely sensible person would never commit due to the serious consequences attached to it (mandatory minimum of six months' imprisonment on conviction); however, the recent death of her husband, her age, her bad health and her hopeless, dependent clod of a son seem to have helped earn her some clemency.
*On 10 [[July 2012]], Barb was arraigned in court for her participation in the 28 October 2011 incident. She was sentenced to community service and served a two year probation.

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File:Barb vs Capital One Bank result.png|Capital One Bank vs Barb
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*On 19 [[February 2016]], Barb was sued by Discover Bank for unpaid debt. The judgement stated that the owes $4,706.93 and $56 in court costs.
*On 4 [[August 2016]], Barb was sued by Capital One Bank for the same reason. She owes $15,906.99, plus $56 in court costs.

==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==
[[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]
Chris believes the police in real life are corrupt, and sees them in the same light as he sees the Jerkops in his comic- the Jerkops act as a stand-in for police who wronged him, and are portrayed as being impostors with no legal authority (probably indicating that Chris does not recognize real policemen as legitimate authority). In light of these things, Chris has his own spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], smoking and internet harassment involve physical violence including a "Kick in the Teeth" which Chris inexplicably portrays as a punch in the first and only of his supposed series of Q&A videos.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008|the only one]]</ref>

On 31 [[December 2009]], Chris orated about a law he wanted made in order to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using the ad space he paid for:

{{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already [[CWC-ism|Snail-Mailed]] President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris}}

As one can see, Chris is seeking the direct intervention of the president of his country and beseeching him to [[Chris and reality|outlaw advertisements he doesn't like.]] Aside from the fact that Obama himself couldn't have done anything about this, the fact is that Chris was mandated by law to display the ads Jack paid to display. Chris should have written to his congressman about this rather than the president, but either way he would have received no response.

This attitude is also reflected on his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|More than a decade ago]], she put a stop to Chris [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting sex]] on her campus. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|War ensued]] and Chris received a well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his behaviour]]. Six years later, in [[2009]], Chris decided it was time to make peace. He went to her office and left her a [[:File:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|"Framed Hand-Drawn Apology"]] on her doorstep.<ref>[[One Blessing, and One Curse|out of the blue]]</ref> Her reaction was to file a trespassing notice. Chris disastrously believed that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to sender, he wasn't liable for it.<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref> Thankfully, Chris didn't trespass again.

[[Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for [[JERKS|men]] to ever show their [[Reldnahc|bare chest]] (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, presumably disregarding [[women]], [[Homos|gay men]] and boxing enthusiasts), and two, he wants to [[Women's rights|force all women]] in any kind of relationship to wear rings (purely for his own benefit of course), thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.

In the aftermath of distancing himself from the Internet, Chris began to formulate a new law, the "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing," starting with his second [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]], [[Don'tGetTrolled!]]. The details are unknown, but Chris essentially wants to make so that online, nobody can ever speak negatively of anybody else under threat of prosecution. There do exist laws against cyber-crime and online harassment but these laws vary by country (and concern rather more serious deeds than drawing [[Rosechu]] with a dick), and so even if Chris's law were somehow implemented federally, only his fellow USA residents would actually be held accountable. Chris is failing to comprehend that people besides Americans use the internet, or worse, assuming the entire world can be held to the USA's laws.

==In the comic==
[[File:0862-Cwcville11.JPG|right|thumb|[[CWCville]] used to have a police station, but no more.]]
The law, such as it is, in the comics is a horrifying totalitarianism where anybody anywhere is subject to the whims of a dictator. In CWCville, Chris is "mayor" (read: god-king) and has banned a number of things in his city. Smoking or drinking alcohol would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a US$1,500 fine (which Chris [[Chris and Money|considers an equally bad punishment]]. CWCville has its own currency (despite being nothing more than a small city) and why fines are levied in USD is unknown.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008">[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> Importing tobacco or alcohol incurs a greater punishment than murder or rape.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008"/> However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].

The Rosechus often congregate to "protest" for women's rights. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.

It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the United States (and thus subject to its federal laws) as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot - some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance) but CWCville has its own currency, and its own set of "laws", the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that - a sovereign state, on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though, and evidently believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator.

As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "[[dating education|Dating Education]]" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight."

[[List of Sonichu characters#Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] in the series and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and violent anarchy. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']] seems to reveal that there are three sets of "other" protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his own team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].

{{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}

In conversation with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris revealed that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks which he uses as a "Police Force", and all his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy immunity from prosecution and are above the law.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> Add this to the fact that Chris cannot be deposed as mayor ("there [[Chris and English|is]] no elections") and the fact that the police and a fleet of superpowered goons obey literally anything Chris demands of them, and it paints a very frightening picture. According to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] mentally scans the city perimeters for any sexual acts, and reports any [[homos|homosexual]] activity to the authorities. The participants are then "tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service."<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> Apparently in CWCville, the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution]] does not apply in matters of personal sexual choice, and neither does the [[wikipedia:Lawrence v. Texas|U.S. Supreme Court ruling]] finding sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.

Even though Chris's deranged laws exist only within his city-state-country-whatever of CWCville, he exacts his deranged fury unto people whether they're actually in his jurisdiction or not. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] shows four distinct crimes committed outside of CWCville: the destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building, the murder of over one hundred alleged "trolls" in said destruction, breaking and entering, and destroying Internet files and property. There was no evidence to suggest that this act of mass murder was even investigated by the authorities, and the comic portrays this act of [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorism]] as Chris and his goons heroically defeating a gang of criminals.

Chris may be able to commit murder without being reprimanded, but of course this doesn't apply to everyone. Following the death of [[Simonla]], the culprits ([[Alec]], [[Mao]], [[Sean]] and [[Evan]]) are subjected to a show trial, and given no defense attorney by the state (violating the [[Wikipedia:Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Sixth Amendment]]) forcing Sean to act as their lawyer despite being [[Tobacky|high as a kite]]. There is no solid evidence presented for the murder charge, aside from the Voltorb remote (which the prosecutor never tried to prove belonged to them) and wholly unreliable "psychic evidence" extracted by Magi-Chan. When they're railroaded and found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged'' (read: murdered brutally by cartoon characters), in a gross violation of the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Eighth Amendment]] forbidding cruel and unusual punishment.

Demonstrating Chris's limited understanding of trials (as his knowledge of trials stems purely from television), the kangaroo court integrates both elements of civil and criminal trials. The Asperpedia Four are not only prosecuted for murder by a [[Marvey Blaziken|state attorney]], as per a criminal trial, but also charged with defamation of character, libel, and copyright infringement (as well as several charges such as "profanity to the max" that would hold no water in an actual court) by Chris and his cohorts, as per a civil trial. Surely enough, Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu are sitting in a bench marked "PLAINTIF" [sic]. That both civil and criminal charges are included in one trial not only demonstrates a poor understanding of the courtroom process, but is further proof that Chris considers "slanderous mockeries" and other torts on par with major crimes such as murder and assault. To add to the equation, one cannot be given a death sentence (or any sentence, for that matter) for being guilty in a civil trial, but in the Asperpedia Four trial civil charges are the primary reason for the death sentence. In summary, the CWCville court system is a constitutional nightmare that violates multiple articles and amendments, and has no concept of due process. One must wonder why it is allowed to exist within the borders of the U.S.

Were it not obvious by now, any semblance of law in CWCville exists solely to further the wishes of its tyrannical (and murderous) mayor.

== References ==
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==See also==
*[[Parody]]
*[[Jerkop]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Chris and copyright]]

{{Chris and}}

Clown Doll

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[[Image:Clown_Doll.jpg|thumb|left|The Clown Doll, in all its painful glory]]
[[Image:Clown_Doll_2.jpg|thumb|The doll, disguised as [[Clyde Cash]] in a futile attempt to avoid a beating]]

The '''Clown Doll''' is the unfortunate recipient of a great deal of [[Chris]]'s [[Chris and anger|rage]]. It's a small, stuffed toy with a [[Chris and fashion#Wardrobe|red/white suit]], white hat, red hair and a white face. Chris does not seem to hold any resentment towards the doll itself, merely using it as an example for those subject to [[Vivian G|his wrath]].

The origins of the doll are unclear, though it is likely Chris has had it since he was a child. It appears to be a cheap gift a relative might buy for a nephew or grandson as a hasty birthday present. It has been speculated on the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] that it was picked up in a bargain bin somewhere. The true origins are unknown, but he clearly holds less affinity for this toy than he would for his hero, [[Optimus Prime]]. The thing you should take away from all this is that he still had a childhood clown doll sitting around his room, at least before [[10 January 2014]].

It is unknown if it survived the house fire. If anything, its demise in the fire would be a mercy killing given it's experiences.

==Appearances==
* 30 March 2009: [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]] -- Chris used the doll as a stand-in for Clyde Cash. He taped a picture of Clyde to the doll and proceeded to throw punches at it. At one point, he tried to rip its head off, only to have it slide through his greasy hands.
* 4 September 2009 : [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]] -- Chris drove his point of demanding Vivian and other [[trolls]] to cease their activities home by throwing the clown at the [[PSEye]] twice. Whether or not he hoped to translate this into actual physical harm to the trolls is unclear, but it wasn't good for the camera.
* 6 September 2009: [[Sign Destruction Video]] -- Chris stabbed the doll and then bit its hat off.

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Chris and journalism

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Throughout most of his life, Chris has been a subject of '''journalism''' and paparazzi, whether he's aware of it or not. His life is literally documented on [[the internet]] on sites like [[Cwcki|yours truly]], [[Wikipedia]], and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The reason for this is due to his own stupidity to openly admit and display his most embarrassing moments at the most inopportune times. Sometimes, people will learn more about Chris' life by interviewing him, or he will flat out do something so embarrassing, people can't help but share it with someone else.

==Interviews with Chris ==

Over the course of time, Chris has had a lot of fascinating things happen in his life, being almost impossible for others to comprehend all of it, wanting to ask him questions. Some people have been very ''lucky'' and managed to do interviews with Chris, whether it through [[Skype]] or in the flesh.

=== The Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes ===
'''Main Article:''' [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]

On 26 [[February 1994]], Chris had won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], and an anchorwoman got to do an interview with a 12 year old Christian.

=== An Interview with the Chris-Chan ===
'''Main Article:''' [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]]

On the 17th of October [[2008]], Chris was granted his first official interview since his rise to internet fame, through [[PSN]].

=== Chris-chan Discusses... ===
'''Main Article:''' [[Chris-chan Discusses... ]]

'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of interviews where Larry Bundy Jr. formerly known as Guru Larry asks Chris questions that Chris usually avoids answering.

=== CatKnight Interviews ===
'''Main Article:''' [[CatKnight Interviews]]

Roughly eight years after the PSN interview, CatKnight/MasterDisaster AKA Arthur Spatchcock of England Interviews interviewed Chris five times.

=== "Lil E" Interviews ===
'''Main Article:''' [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]

On 8 [[September 2016]], a YouTube user by the name of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd3_Cgy53iABR2i8s1L8Dtg Lil E], interviewed Chris at a restaurant of some kind. Chris was later spotted in a crowd of people being interviewed at the Cville Pride's 2016 event, and was included as an interview subject. Chris can be spotted again at 2:39. (Keep in mind, the interview upload dates are out of order.)

== Chris and wikis ==

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=== Encyclopedia Dramatica ===

The start of Chris' infamy and years of being trolled.

=== Cwcki ===

Chris doesn't hide his disdain for the Cwcki and largely pays it no attention nowadays.

=== CWCipedia ===

Pretty much treated the CWCipedia as his own kingdom and threw fits when he didn't get his way.

=== Wikipedia ===

Chris treated Wikipedia like Myspace and Facebook, turning his user page into an autobiography of his life (a violation of Wikipedia's rules).

== Chris as a journalist ==

{{Incomplete}}

== See Also ==

*[[Chris in the media]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Wikipedia]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]
*[[Sonichu's News Dash]]

== Sources ==

<references/>

{{Chris and}}

July 2017 tweets

2017-07-31T04:55:07Z

BoradV:

{{ongoing}}
{{incomplete}}

{{see also|July 2017 Facebook posts}}
This page archives Chris's tweets from [[July 2017]].

==Drawing tip==
4 July, 6:48 pm

{{quotebox|Charles Schulz showed how a 6 can "pretend" to be a Nose; I show y'all how a 6 can pretend to be an eye's iris.

[[File:6 drawing tip.jpg|200px]]
}}

==Thanks, darling==
8 July, 9:57 pm

Doopie:

{{quoteboxgreen|Working on Icon Commissions! http://www.twitch.tv/doopiedoover/ }}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you, Doopie Darling. :)}}

==Proof copy of Sonichu 11==
7 July, 2:16 pm

{{quotebox|Just received my Proof Copy of Sonichu#11; I should receive the copies for Patreon distribution Tomorrow or Monday.

[[File:Sonichu 11 book.jpg|200px]]}}

==Improvement==
7 July, 8:58 pm

{{quotebox|I've just read through Sonichu #0 for the 1st in a long while; compared to today's #11, you can REALLY see my improvement! Major WOW! And I also noticed a few overlooked typos in Book 0; etched in history forever now; Oops. My bad, but I do not regret making these books and continuing Stronger.

[[File:Sonichu 0 and 11 compare 1.jpg|200px]]
[[File:Sonichu 0 and 11 compare 2.jpg|200px]]}}

==Kidney stone==
9 July, 7:05 am

{{quotebox|I had a mildly painful couple of days, but then I realized this morning it was a kidney stone; I just passed my first kidney stone. Better!🌸}}

==#IStandWithDoopie==
11 July, 1:46 pm
{{quotebox|#IStandWithDoopie @DoopieDoOver Is a darling, sweet soul, and a great artist. Lots of L💖ve for Doopie, Every Day. 🌸😊}}

==Doopie knows about Chris==
12 July, 10:21 pm

A ween necro-bumped [[2017 tweets# Doopie defends Chris|a Twitter thread from April]]. Doopie responded:

{{quoteboxgreen|Finally, something worth replying to. It's hard to find someone with common decency to just talk to me about the situation, rather than making assumptions and "trolling" me(?). I've been following the "Chris chan" saga since the beginning. I know everything that (s)he's done. And yeah, it's pretty shitty, but what other people have done to him/her as been pretty shitty too. I'm also just not the type of person to turn someone away when they're being nothing but kind to me. It may be a fake, it may be a show, but I'm not emotionally invested in this enough to really care. I just don't appreciate people being little shits on my twitter. It's annoying. That's pretty much as deep as it gets. (S)he's paid me to do a commission, and is a patron on my patreon, and as a woman of business, I'm going to treat him/her as every other commissioner and patron. I wish people would mind their business, but it seems that people are so invested in "Chris chan" that they have to make multiple twitter accounts to harrass me. I appreciate the people on Kiwi since most people there tend to just keep the conversation there. I do, however, like I said, appreciate you coming to me with concern, rather than just being an asshole wanting attention. Thank you, but I'm a big girl.}}

Chris then jumped in, annoyed at the ween:

{{quotebox|Honestly, how dare you put past errors that I do intend to remedy as soon as humanly possible, albeit within my own financial restrictions I Never intended to scam anyone, so that part of your textful image is B.S. And in the years ago, for the latter, I was naive for a number of things, even that was reflected in my previous Sonichu Books, as I was testing the woodwork, seeing what works and whatnot. I actually matured mentally and emotionally, and I have gained more and better wisdom. I, personally, prefer not to address Trolls Such as yourself, @TheSmollestMage, but when one unnecessarily and constantly attacks an innocent person with such outdated trash, then I feel need to step in. In other words, Trolling Stupid, quit assuming the worst about me, or Anyone; all you are doing from that is making an ass yourself, @TheSmollestMage. I will not warn you again. Leave the people I talk with Alone. Good day.}}

==Doopie, darling==
18 July, 9:52 pm

Doopie:

{{quoteboxgreen|5 more icons to get done. Then patreon rewards! Thanks for being so patient, I know I say that a lot, but it's much appreciated.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|It's alright, darling. It is always comforting to know about the people who like and appreciate you and your talents. 😊💖🌸}}

==Chris knew Doopie has a boyfriend==
20 July, 4:20 pm

Jaltoid:

{{quoteboxgreen|did u know @DoopieDoOver has a boyfriend and has had a boyfriend for like 7 years? SHOCKING NEWS I KNOW!!!!1!!!!!1!!!}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Shoot, I knew that from one of the "How We Hooked Up" Top 10s on Planet Dolan. LOL 😊}}

==Resuming begging==
22 July, 4:08 am

{{quotebox|I hate to bring it up again, but my mom and I Need More Money to get through the week, please. Perhaps $50?}}

==Holographic cards==
25 July, 12:29 pm

Doopie:

{{quoteboxgreen|I'm actually going to be making my holographic prints from home! :) Exciting! Twitch con is going to be so much fun.}}

Mcmaxel:

{{quoteboxred|Good luck! I could never figure out how to do those}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I have tried my hand at making Holographic trading cards from my homemade set of Pokémon cards; I printed onto aluminum foil. Not perfect.}}

Doopie (responding to Mcmaxel):

{{quoteboxgreen|a Laminater and holographic heat transfer paper!}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Interesting. If and when I have a project that requires a Holographic, I will look this up. Thanks, Darling. 😊🌸💖

Here are three of my olden Holographic cards. I attached the foil between contact paper and the printed card.

[[File:Shinysonichucards.jpg|200px]]}}

==Reaction to Trump's transgender military ban==
26 July, 1:46 pm

Chris responded to [[Pmurt|Trump]]'s online announcement to ban transgender people from the US military. Later, in true Chris fashion, he [[Chris and reality|compared the President to DuckTales' Scrooge McDuck]]:

{{quotebox|@realDonaldTrump How dare you Trump?! Quell your Phobias and Paranoias already! Cheapness is a Terrible Trait too. Invest Back into what you've taken from. 😠

Also, you will Never be as rich as Scrooge McDuck, because aside from the money, he Actually gets L💖ve And Respect from His Family & Friends}}

Tara Strong weighed in on Trump's decision:

{{quoteboxgreen|My insides are boiling.My heart is breaking. ARE YOU F-ING KIDDING?! I am with you trans bros & sis. 🌈🌈 never hated anyone more u ignorant f}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|I thank not only @tarastrong for bringing this up, but also to Each and Every person who served for our country. My dad was proud to serve not only in the Signal corp in Souel Korea, but alongside all of his fellow soldiers who were LGBTQ as well.}}

==Chris reminds Cole of Barb==
26 July, 1:56 pm

[[Cole Smithey]] tweeted to his followers of Mick Jagger's birthday:

{{quoteboxgreen|Happy 74 Birthday to Mick Jagger! 20 years older than me to the day!}}

Chris saw this as an appropriate time to remind Cole of [[Barbara Chandler|their mother]]:

{{quotebox|Huh. 54 Years Old; you know someone else who is a bit more than 20 years older than @colesmithey? Our mother, Barbara Anne Weston; Alive.}}

==Kindness in people==
26 July, 1:59 pm

Chris replied to Kelly Sheridan, another MLP voice actress, who expressed support for trans people.

{{quotebox|I Love seeing the Kindness in People. Thank you, @KSheridanVoice. ⚡️💖💖💖⚡️}}

==Military draft==
26 July, 2:05 pm

A fan said, in response to Trump's military policy:

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, this means you can't get drafted.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Regardless, I support those who genuinely want to serve and have served our country.}}

==Don't like hate==
26 July, 3:20 pm

Ellen DeGeneres:

{{quoteboxgreen|We're spreading hate instead of love in our country today.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I do not like Hatred.
}}

==Tara Strong is beautiful==
27 July, 3:10 pm

Tara Strong linked to a tweet by a transwoman who had complimented her by saying, "Last year I met @tarastrong who made me feel beautiful despite me being trans. Now she fights for trans military. They are ALL heroes to me!"

{{quoteboxgreen|You are beautiful. 🌈♥️}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|@tarastrong, you are beautiful for having a kind and open heart with lots of care and love. 😊🌸 ⚡️💖💖💖⚡️}}

==Accept my apology==
31 July, 12:57AM

Chris linked a tweet from (.Y.), an apology for the trolling.

Chris:

{{quotebox|This is exactly the purpose of my Apology after such Trollish complaints as shouted by Reldnahc. Accept my apology and quit harassing me.}}

{{Tweets}}

Chris and journalism

2017-07-31T04:39:21Z

BoradV:

Over the course of time, Chris has had a lot of fascinating things happen in his life, being almost impossible for others to comprehend all of it, wanting to ask him questions, Chris has become a subject for '''journalism''', usually to share his latest shenanigans with or his views on certain topics on [[the Internet]] or on [[television|TV]]. Some people have been very ''lucky'' and managed to do interviews with Chris, whether it through [[Skype]] or in the flesh.

==Interviews with Chris ==

=== The Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes ===
'''Main Article:''' [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]

On 26 [[February 1994]], Chris had won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], and an anchorwoman got to do an interview with a 12 year old Christian.

=== An Interview with the Chris-Chan ===
'''Main Article:''' [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]]

On the 17th of October [[2008]], Chris was granted his first official interview since his rise to internet fame, through [[PSN]].

=== Chris-chan Discusses... ===
'''Main Article:''' [[Chris-chan Discusses... ]]

'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of interviews where Larry Bundy Jr. formerly known as Guru Larry asks Chris questions that Chris usually avoids answering.

=== CatKnight Interviews ===
'''Main Article:''' [[CatKnight Interviews]]

Roughly eight years after the PSN interview, CatKnight/MasterDisaster AKA Arthur Spatchcock of England Interviews interviewed Chris five times.

=== "Lil E" Interviews ===
'''Main Article:''' [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]

On 8 [[September 2016]], a YouTube user by the name of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd3_Cgy53iABR2i8s1L8Dtg Lil E], interviewed Chris at a restaurant of some kind. Chris was later spotted in a crowd of people being interviewed at the Cville Pride's 2016 event, and was included as an interview subject. Chris can be spotted again at 2:39. (Keep in mind, the interview upload dates are out of order.)

== Chris as a journalist ==

{{Incomplete}}

== See Also ==

*[[Chris in the media]]

== Sources ==

<references/>

{{Chris and}}

Chris and oratory

2017-07-31T04:36:44Z

BoradV: /* Chris and activism */

{{Incomplete}}

[[File: PercilesOration.jpg|thumb|What Chris thinks he's doing when he gives a speech.]]

Whenever Chris wants to make an argument regarding his opinions or his childlike mindset, one way he’ll attempt to move people is through '''orating''' his reasoning onto them. Since Chris lacks some of the basic skills needed to make an effective speech, rarely ever plans out anything he makes, has serious communication problems, and never does research, his speeches always turn out lackluster at best and horrifyingly [[Naive|naive]] at worst.

==Chris as a public speaker==

To put it delicately, Chris simply is incompetent at giving a comprehensive speech that people can follow. Some reasons for this include that:

===He can’t communicate properly===

Seeing how most public speakers are supposed to make their ideas clear to their audience in order for them to fully understand their point of view, one of the reasons Chris can't give a speech to save his life is because he poorly communicates with other people. Chris has the inability to form complete sentences, especially when he does not speak premeditatively. Though, whenever he does in fact "succeed" in communicating a complete thought, most of the time, he only seems to recognize it as some sort of formula full of variables that he can plug and chug different words and phrases into. Because of this, his speeches always tend to involve many repetitive phrases. Repetition can be used as an effective tool to make a person's speeches more clearer and makes the audience more accepting towards the new idea, however, it is usually done in a way that puts emphasis on the main idea of the entire speech, usually through a powerful statement the orator might make. When Chris uses repetition in his speeches, usually it's because he really can't think of anything else to say, rather than just putting emphasis on whatever he's trying to prove. He almost always seems to get it right whenever his speech involves rage or wanting someone to die, since all Chris can think about in those particular kinds of speeches is getting his goal accomplished as soon as possible.

In many of his speeches, Chris will also use very fancy sounding words to make himself look way more intelligent than he actually is. Chris probably thinks that by using obscure words, or by making up phrases that are composed of already existing words and affixes, that automatically means that his speeches mean more than they actually do and that people will think he knows what he's talking about. In the end, his misuse of already existing words and his use of completely made-up words ultimately backfires and makes him look even more like an idiot than he's intended, and if the person listening to the speech isn't already familiar with [[CWC-isms|Chris' strange vocabulary]], they'll be completely lost.

===He is not self-aware===

{{quote|"Be the change you wish to see in the world"|A quote which Chris should have taken advice from}}

Despite wanting to change the way the world in which he lives in, Chris rarely ever makes a change for himself, whether good or bad. One of the most important aspects of a public speaker is their willingness to not only change the ways others think but to also to make a change in themselves. Therefore, an effective speaker should always be aware of his/her good and bad qualities. Chris, who sees himself as a godsend, never looks into his overall character. He tends to magnify some of his null and void good qualities and completely overlooks a majority of his bad ones. The only times he mentions his bad qualities is whenever he feels he needs the pity of people more fortunate than him to make himself feel useful. Because of this complete lack of self-awareness, it is very hard to actually follow any type of advice Chris will give, given how inexperienced he is in these same things.

===He never does research===

Considering how an orator must know a lot about what their trying to prove to their audience, one of the key aspects of a public speaker's job is to study the topic of their speech. Given how lazy Chris is, Chris is doomed to make incredulous speeches. Because of how little research Chris does to make a point, and having lived a very sheltered childhood, Chris seems to base his points on many logical fallacies, childlike beliefs, his past experiences, and baseless assumptions. Even when he does do research, he still somehow manages to make the speech to turn out factually incorrect. Whenever he does research, his preferred source seems to be [[Wikipedia]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism_Tutorial_Part_1</ref>, which many people do not recommend as use as a secondary source, given how '''anyone''' can edit its articles. Even if Wikipedia itself was a credible source Chris could use to make a strong argument, Chris will often cherry pick whatever proves his point the best, ignoring all of the other parts of the article.

===He is a habitual liar===

Most importantly, for any public speaker, they need to be someone that can be trusted by the general public. Given how often Chris [[lies]], it is no surprised that all of his credibility will be lost when he gives a speech of any kind, especially when everyone who at least knows who Chris is, is already aware of this habit.

==Common Traits of Chris' Speechs==

{{Incomplete}}

===Rage===

[[File: KillTrump.jpg|thumb|A typical death threat]]

One reason why Chris is hated by many is that he spews spiteful, hate-filled, sometimes discriminatory comments at people he feels are his enemies. The extent of what Chris might say to his offenders is ultimately unpredictable. Sometimes, Chris will only go off on a tangent on how much of a dirty troll his offenders are, and will rage, thinking that that will work as an effective way of changing their minds about pissing him off. In the video, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]], he is in a childish rage, demanding all of the trolls to delete everything they found out about Chris' House off the internet, and even goes as far as threatening [[Chris and the law|the law]] onto them. Other times, Chris will absolutely despise a person's guts so much, that when he orates about their dastardly deeds, he will want the person in question to either suffer or be wiped off the face of the Earth entirely.

===Rhetorics===

Whenever Chris writes a speech, sometimes it is because he wants people to consider viewing the world through his autistic mindset.

===Bias and One-sided arguements===

Most Christorians already know that Chris is as stubborn as a mule. This means that regardless of what evidence you give to him that suggests he’s wrong, he’ll always try to find some kind of information out of thin air to further verify his beliefs. Whenever he gives a speech, often times he doesn't ever think about why other people might not agree with his opinions, or he won't think about the kind of people that might not benefit from his opinions.

==Examples==

===Autism Tutorial===

''Main Article'': [[Autism Tutorial]]

Chris' Autism Tutorial is a prime example of Chris failing to lecture a large group of people on a widespread mental disorder. In most of this video series, Chris fails to actually talk about Autism, its effects on one's cognitive functioning, how neurotypicals should treat people on the Autism Spectrum, and seldom gives good advice. When he isn't telling parents of autistic children to mainstream their kids and [[Autism Tutorial Extra|irrationally hating on a part of the spectrum]], he is giving very confusing and convoluted speeches. Here are just a few of his speeches he gives in the video series.

{{quotebox|Fellow autistic people! I encourage you to man and woman up [Subtitle: "It is Socializing In Real Life or Dust!"] respectively! Go out into the real world, and make real friends with full, great quality friendships! Do it now!}}

In this speech, Chris doesn't seem to account for people who are [[Slow-in-the-minds|much lower on the spectrum]], and therefore can't socialize with others like he demands them to. He also doesn’t seem to grasp the idea that all autistic people develop differently, hence why it is called a “spectrum” in the first place. Because of this, despite [[Chris and socialization|being incompetent at socializing himself]], he thinks that if he just acts as a role model and tells all autistic people to go out and just talk to people, their disorder will magically go away, and they will be able to obtain some [[china]].

{{quotebox|I feel dislike towards you! For selfishly putting your ill name in association with autism! And with a name like Asperger! I feel it only makes us Autistic kind sound even worse! Aspergers. You shoulda left it as it was!. Autism is autism! And in your research, you linked it up with psychopaths! I feel even more offended at that! Now get out of my sight!}}

Due to his lack of research on Hans Aspergers' contribution to the understanding of autism, him twisting and cherrypicking what he did find out about Hans' research, and him failing to realize that Hans was autistic himself, Chris seems to view Hans as the culprit behind his and other autistics lack of appreciation from anyone, simply for naming a condition after himself and having it sounding like "[[McDonalds|Ass Burgers]]" in his childish mind, also failing to realize that Aspergers is only a part of the spectrum and not another name for it, and therefore takes great offense at it for no reason.

==Chris and activism==

Now that Chris has become more vocal about his political views, it makes perfect sense that Chris will want to orate his political views onto other people. Unfortunately for other people, Chris is ''extremely'' narrow minded and barely knows what he's talking about. We can see this in his reaction to the 2016 Presidential Election, he turns into a huge child and attempts to kill Donald Trump and Mike Pence via cursing and spelling their names backwards.

==In the Comics==

[[File:SchuComic8P30.jpg|200 px|thumbnail|Apparently, drawing a pickle on a fictional female character is a form of treason]]

At some point in the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], many of the characters will give a speech regarding their opinions on the current situation. Other times, Chris will use these same comics to write speeches of his own. The comics turn out to be a very good source for learning about Chris' orating skills.

For example, towards the end of Episode 17 in [[Sonichu 8]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] gives a speech about how [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is not only triggering Chris by giving [[Rosechu]] a [[pickle]], but how doing so somehow also drags both his and other United States citizens through the mud, even though Rosechu is not a political figure.

==See Also==

*[[Chris and politics]]
*[[Chris and English#The Spoken Word|Speaking Problems]]
*[[Speech Impediment]]

==Sources==

<references/>

{{PoliticalVideos}}
{{Chris and}}

Chris and oratory

2017-07-31T04:27:38Z

BoradV: /* Chris as a public speaker */

{{Incomplete}}

[[File: PercilesOration.jpg|thumb|What Chris thinks he's doing when he gives a speech.]]

Whenever Chris wants to make an argument regarding his opinions or his childlike mindset, one way he’ll attempt to move people is through '''orating''' his reasoning onto them. Since Chris lacks some of the basic skills needed to make an effective speech, rarely ever plans out anything he makes, has serious communication problems, and never does research, his speeches always turn out lackluster at best and horrifyingly [[Naive|naive]] at worst.

==Chris as a public speaker==

To put it delicately, Chris simply is incompetent at giving a comprehensive speech that people can follow. Some reasons for this include that:

===He can’t communicate properly===

Seeing how most public speakers are supposed to make their ideas clear to their audience in order for them to fully understand their point of view, one of the reasons Chris can't give a speech to save his life is because he poorly communicates with other people. Chris has the inability to form complete sentences, especially when he does not speak premeditatively. Though, whenever he does in fact "succeed" in communicating a complete thought, most of the time, he only seems to recognize it as some sort of formula full of variables that he can plug and chug different words and phrases into. Because of this, his speeches always tend to involve many repetitive phrases. Repetition can be used as an effective tool to make a person's speeches more clearer and makes the audience more accepting towards the new idea, however, it is usually done in a way that puts emphasis on the main idea of the entire speech, usually through a powerful statement the orator might make. When Chris uses repetition in his speeches, usually it's because he really can't think of anything else to say, rather than just putting emphasis on whatever he's trying to prove. He almost always seems to get it right whenever his speech involves rage or wanting someone to die, since all Chris can think about in those particular kinds of speeches is getting his goal accomplished as soon as possible.

In many of his speeches, Chris will also use very fancy sounding words to make himself look way more intelligent than he actually is. Chris probably thinks that by using obscure words, or by making up phrases that are composed of already existing words and affixes, that automatically means that his speeches mean more than they actually do and that people will think he knows what he's talking about. In the end, his misuse of already existing words and his use of completely made-up words ultimately backfires and makes him look even more like an idiot than he's intended, and if the person listening to the speech isn't already familiar with [[CWC-isms|Chris' strange vocabulary]], they'll be completely lost.

===He is not self-aware===

{{quote|"Be the change you wish to see in the world"|A quote which Chris should have taken advice from}}

Despite wanting to change the way the world in which he lives in, Chris rarely ever makes a change for himself, whether good or bad. One of the most important aspects of a public speaker is their willingness to not only change the ways others think but to also to make a change in themselves. Therefore, an effective speaker should always be aware of his/her good and bad qualities. Chris, who sees himself as a godsend, never looks into his overall character. He tends to magnify some of his null and void good qualities and completely overlooks a majority of his bad ones. The only times he mentions his bad qualities is whenever he feels he needs the pity of people more fortunate than him to make himself feel useful. Because of this complete lack of self-awareness, it is very hard to actually follow any type of advice Chris will give, given how inexperienced he is in these same things.

===He never does research===

Considering how an orator must know a lot about what their trying to prove to their audience, one of the key aspects of a public speaker's job is to study the topic of their speech. Given how lazy Chris is, Chris is doomed to make incredulous speeches. Because of how little research Chris does to make a point, and having lived a very sheltered childhood, Chris seems to base his points on many logical fallacies, childlike beliefs, his past experiences, and baseless assumptions. Even when he does do research, he still somehow manages to make the speech to turn out factually incorrect. Whenever he does research, his preferred source seems to be [[Wikipedia]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism_Tutorial_Part_1</ref>, which many people do not recommend as use as a secondary source, given how '''anyone''' can edit its articles. Even if Wikipedia itself was a credible source Chris could use to make a strong argument, Chris will often cherry pick whatever proves his point the best, ignoring all of the other parts of the article.

===He is a habitual liar===

Most importantly, for any public speaker, they need to be someone that can be trusted by the general public. Given how often Chris [[lies]], it is no surprised that all of his credibility will be lost when he gives a speech of any kind, especially when everyone who at least knows who Chris is, is already aware of this habit.

==Common Traits of Chris' Speechs==

{{Incomplete}}

===Rage===

[[File: KillTrump.jpg|thumb|A typical death threat]]

One reason why Chris is hated by many is that he spews spiteful, hate-filled, sometimes discriminatory comments at people he feels are his enemies. The extent of what Chris might say to his offenders is ultimately unpredictable. Sometimes, Chris will only go off on a tangent on how much of a dirty troll his offenders are, and will rage, thinking that that will work as an effective way of changing their minds about pissing him off. In the video, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]], he is in a childish rage, demanding all of the trolls to delete everything they found out about Chris' House off the internet, and even goes as far as threatening [[Chris and the law|the law]] onto them. Other times, Chris will absolutely despise a person's guts so much, that when he orates about their dastardly deeds, he will want the person in question to either suffer or be wiped off the face of the Earth entirely.

===Rhetorics===

Whenever Chris writes a speech, sometimes it is because he wants people to consider viewing the world through his autistic mindset.

===Bias and One-sided arguements===

Most Christorians already know that Chris is as stubborn as a mule. This means that regardless of what evidence you give to him that suggests he’s wrong, he’ll always try to find some kind of information out of thin air to further verify his beliefs. Whenever he gives a speech, often times he doesn't ever think about why other people might not agree with his opinions, or he won't think about the kind of people that might not benefit from his opinions.

==Examples==

===Autism Tutorial===

''Main Article'': [[Autism Tutorial]]

Chris' Autism Tutorial is a prime example of Chris failing to lecture a large group of people on a widespread mental disorder. In most of this video series, Chris fails to actually talk about Autism, its effects on one's cognitive functioning, how neurotypicals should treat people on the Autism Spectrum, and seldom gives good advice. When he isn't telling parents of autistic children to mainstream their kids and [[Autism Tutorial Extra|irrationally hating on a part of the spectrum]], he is giving very confusing and convoluted speeches. Here are just a few of his speeches he gives in the video series.

{{quotebox|Fellow autistic people! I encourage you to man and woman up [Subtitle: "It is Socializing In Real Life or Dust!"] respectively! Go out into the real world, and make real friends with full, great quality friendships! Do it now!}}

In this speech, Chris doesn't seem to account for people who are [[Slow-in-the-minds|much lower on the spectrum]], and therefore can't socialize with others like he demands them to. He also doesn’t seem to grasp the idea that all autistic people develop differently, hence why it is called a “spectrum” in the first place. Because of this, despite [[Chris and socialization|being incompetent at socializing himself]], he thinks that if he just acts as a role model and tells all autistic people to go out and just talk to people, their disorder will magically go away, and they will be able to obtain some [[china]].

{{quotebox|I feel dislike towards you! For selfishly putting your ill name in association with autism! And with a name like Asperger! I feel it only makes us Autistic kind sound even worse! Aspergers. You shoulda left it as it was!. Autism is autism! And in your research, you linked it up with psychopaths! I feel even more offended at that! Now get out of my sight!}}

Due to his lack of research on Hans Aspergers' contribution to the understanding of autism, him twisting and cherrypicking what he did find out about Hans' research, and him failing to realize that Hans was autistic himself, Chris seems to view Hans as the culprit behind his and other autistics lack of appreciation from anyone, simply for naming a condition after himself and having it sounding like "[[McDonalds|Ass Burgers]]" in his childish mind, also failing to realize that Aspergers is only a part of the spectrum and not another name for it, and therefore takes great offense at it for no reason.

==Chris and activism==

Now that Chris has become more vocal about his political views, it makes perfect sense that Chris will want to orate his political views onto other people.

==In the Comics==

[[File:SchuComic8P30.jpg|200 px|thumbnail|Apparently, drawing a pickle on a fictional female character is a form of treason]]

At some point in the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], many of the characters will give a speech regarding their opinions on the current situation. Other times, Chris will use these same comics to write speeches of his own. The comics turn out to be a very good source for learning about Chris' orating skills.

For example, towards the end of Episode 17 in [[Sonichu 8]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] gives a speech about how [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is not only triggering Chris by giving [[Rosechu]] a [[pickle]], but how doing so somehow also drags both his and other United States citizens through the mud, even though Rosechu is not a political figure.

==See Also==

*[[Chris and politics]]
*[[Chris and English#The Spoken Word|Speaking Problems]]
*[[Speech Impediment]]

==Sources==

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{{PoliticalVideos}}
{{Chris and}}

Mia Hamm

2017-07-23T09:41:28Z

BoradV: /* Chris's account of their meeting */

{{Honest}}
{{taxpayermoney}}
{{quote|And those- Those memories build towards the true love. And honest- in the honest emotions that have to occur during that relationship. Because without the emo- because without the true love and honest emotions, it's just about as meaningless as sex with a prostitute.|Chris, back in [[2009]]}}
[[File:Mia 002.jpg|thumb|Mia Hamm after reading this article.]]

'''Mia Hamm''' (born approx. [[1980s|1987-1988]] or [[1990s|1991-1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the [[wikipedia:Mia Hamm|former soccer player of the same name]], she is a [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012|the following month]]. He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].

Details about Mia were revealed publicly in a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story|text document]] Chris sent Renee. The document was originally an email given to an unidentified individual who provided Chris with Mia's Backpage ad.

==Description==
Chris describes Mia as a black-haired, blue-eyed woman of 24, although her ad claimed she was 20. She has an "average" figure with C-cup breasts. Her personality is described as "nice, likeable, and down to earth." She has [[un-clit|piercings]] on her lip, tongue, and nipples. She is half-[[Cherokee]] as well, which Chris enjoyed. Mia has two [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughters]] to a man who abandoned her. Given her young age and the fact that Chris states that she had them "years ago," this could possibly mean that Mia was a teenage mother. The girls stay with their grandmother. Mia travels from town-to-town and is attempting to get an education to give herself and her daughters a better future, and told Chris that her escort service is just "a quick spot of cash for her." While working in Charlottesville, she serviced her clients at a [http://www.daysinn.com/hotels/virginia/charlottesville/days-inn-charlottesville-university-area/hotel-overview?hotel_id=10134&cid=whg_di_gglsem_br&wid=ps:br_whg&tel=18006821082&002=2188742&004=2113581259&005=15394730470&006=36511643659&007=Search&008=&025=c&026= Days Inn] hotel.

Mia appears to have since quit the escort business, as she took her ad down by May 27,<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20120527155707/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/online/classifieds/AdNotFound?category=4443</ref> five days after her last known posting and no subsequent ads by her can be found. The title of her last ad read "Just arrived MIA Hamm¡¡¡¡§pec@ils all day & night - 20," and it included a picture. However, the ad itself is unfortunately irretrievable, so its contents are unknown.

==Chris's account of their meeting==
[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris bragging about how he paid for sex.]]
{{quote|Oh, I forgot to mention, she Really Enjoyed my [[Duck|dick]]; it was soo big and good, that it put the last dude she was with to shame; Her Words.|Chris on [[Facebook]], unaware that hookers typically tell clients things they want to hear}}
After recieving Backpage ads of escorts from his unknown contact, Chris drove to the Days Inn located between [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Route_29_in_Virginia Route 29] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Route_250_in_Virginia Route 250] to have sex with one of them. Mia was not Chris' original choice and was actually the third escort he contacted. "Riley," the one he intended to have sex with, never responded his calls, and "Kristen," his next choice, was unavailable. Chris then decided to call Mia, who was able to see him and told Chris she could be found in room 338.

Upon entering her room at 4:30 PM, Chris could tell that Mia had been smoking [[Tobacky|weed]], and that made him uncomfortable. He calmed down, however, after smelling [[Chris and health#Hygiene|hand sanitizer]]. They [[Nudes|stripped]] for each other, and "communicated good throughout." At Mia's insistence, Chris wore a green-apple-flavored [[raincoat|condom]]. She applied it to him with her mouth, and then began to give him a blowjob. Chris enjoyed it, and states that her tongue piercing added to the pleasure of the experience. Afterward, she laid beside Chris on the bed and they began feeling each other up. Chris described her [[china]] as feeling "really good," and he found her clitoris though Mia did not allow him to finger her. They began making out (but no tongue), and then Chris gave her a massage that he also gives [[Barb]], which she enjoyed. Then, Chris informed her that he was ready for [[hanky-panky]]. He "requested Cowgirl, with possible missionary later," though this did not happen.

{{quote|Her pelvic thrusts were amazing; her pussy was tight, even after pushing two daughters out of there years ago. And I supported her thrusts with my hands on her knees, weaving back and forth. I also gave her [[Plush Breasts|breasts]] a good thrusting. I felt her front pelvic bone, which really made the top of the game. She came and I came, but on my coming, it was only half-felt. And the [[semen]] that was mostly outside, but a smidge on the outside of the condom, confirmed it.|Chris describing his first time}}

Afterward, Chris washed his [[duck]] with a [[Mass debating|washcloth]] he had brought with him. They spent the rest of their time conversing, and Chris gave Mia a gift basket containing "three apples, lavender air-freshener, breath mints, a 4-gig flash drive with the track sets of the 1990 WTJU jazz marathon, Teenage Dream and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) album tracks, and a Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser."<ref>[[Gal Pal E-mails 3]]</ref> Mia told him a bit about her background, and Chris talked to her about the [[trolls]]. He also talked to her about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[South Park]]'' before her clock chimed, indicating that her next appointment was arriving. Chris promised that he would call her later, which he did at around 6:30. Mia had already finished with her next client, and told Chris that he was a disappointment to her. She said that the man's penis was smaller than Chris's and that it was a "wiener in a hallway" situation. Very soon after, Chris posted on [[Facebook]] that he was no longer a virgin. He taunted trolls with the fact that the only people who would ever know the full story would be himself, Mia (whose alias he did not mention), the person who put him in contact with her, and his future [[sweetheart]]. Apparently, [[Chris and reality|Chris sees no problem with telling a potential girlfriend that he had his first sexual encounter with a prostitute,]] [[Women's rights|and expects them to be completely okay with this]]. Chris saw her again the following month, though the details of their second encounter are unknown. Mia appears to have left the escort business very soon after her second meeting with Chris, meaning that he would have been one of her last clients. One can only speculate on whether having to sleep with a foul-smelling, overweight autistic manchild with a bent penis on a somewhat regular basis caused Mia to reevaluate her career choices.

===Fantasy vs. Reality===
Given [[List of Chris's lies|what we know]] [[Chris and reality|about Chris]], there is a strong possibility that this is not the [[TRUE and HONEST]] version of what happened. Chris paints himself as being unrealistically competent at sex for a virgin whose only prior knowledge of it comes from [[pornography]]. Additionally, Chris describes the incident as going off without a hitch, which is highly unlikely for a number of reasons, the most obvious of which is his horrifically bent [[duck]]. It is highly likely that Chris is omitting unflattering details or making up flattering ones to make himself look better. Chris's notion that Mia enjoyed the experience probably stems from the fact that prostitutes often pay their johns compliments, because it helps them make money to do so. Chris would probably be [[naïve]] enough to believe that she was being sincere, or he could just be telling himself that she was in order to serve his already massive [[ego]].

Indeed, in response to speculation about the event on the Chris discussion board [[Kiwi Farms]], Chris' former troll [[Alec Benson Leary]] wrote:

{{Squote|Yeah... jesus people, let me ask (those of you who aren't virgins) a question: What was the least interesting time you had sex like? Chris's hookertime was a tenth as interesting as that. He lay down, the hooker got on top and rode him for a little bit, then Chris decided his life was better than it was a day previously. The end.|[[Alec Benson Leary]] on the [[Kiwi Farms]], July 30, 2014.<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-convo-drop-julay-25-2014.4394/page-19#post-299574/ Alec Benson Leary on the Kiwi Farms]</ref>
}}

==See also==
* [[Hooker incident]] - Chris's first (and decidedly less pleasant) experience with hookers
* [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|Prostitution]]
* [[Kimmi]], [[Officer Nasty]], and [[Chris humps his PS3|his PS3]]- Chris's previous sex partners
* [[For Julie's Eyes Only]]- Chris's sex tape

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{{People}}
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[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

Talk:Jackie

2017-07-23T00:04:21Z

BoradV: /* Is Jackie actually Kari Byron? */

{{Not A Forum}}

tl;dr: This woman decided to contact us and wants to tell other women not to go out with chris. she doesn't know how the wiki shit works so just like...i'm handling it for now. so yeah. okay. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:23, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

and apparently now she's back with chris for some reason. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:35, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

: I'm assuming this is the same woman as in the Jackie e-mails, right? - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 15:24, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

Wasn't the Jackie page deleted sometime ago between the 6th and now while we were trying to figure it out. Or am I forgetting the origonal name? --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 21:37, 13 September 2010.

I thought that listing the last name was a no-no after the Wallflower incident. Is this something that should be taken out or are we going to leave it up this time? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 19:10, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

You have to remember that The Wallflower herself requested to take her name down of the site - all the other names e.g. Megan Schroeder are still there --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 19:14, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

== STOP BEING RETARDS ==

Damn slow-in-the-minds. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 09:52, 17 September 2010 (PDT)
* Seconded. --[[User:Clydec|Scruffy Clyde]]

== Typo/Error? ==

"Furthermore, he uploaded a ModNation character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another Chloe or Wallflower."

Shouldn't it be Lovely Weather instead of The Wallflower, since The Wallflower actually turned out to exist? -[[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 18:09, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

*I think what they meant by Wallflower is that the sweetheart is someone Chris thinks he's dating. It looks fine to me. --[[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 23:00, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

==Jackie's Hooke Cafe profile==
Is the whole copy of her profile really necessary, I think we should take it down and give the abridged version (just the facts that relate to chris)--[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 10:21, 28 October 2010 (PDT)
:Yes it is necessary. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:30, 28 October 2010 (PDT)

==Status of Relationship==
So, it seems that they've broken up, with Chris LEAVAN INTERNETS and the pleading video about her not leaving him, but the reasons are still unclear. Maybe we should put up a detail about the end of this relationship for some clarity? Until we get some more evidence, that is. [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 07:43, 25 November 2010 (PST)

*Nevermind, Jackie is awesome. [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 05:18, 3 December 2010 (PST)

*The '''REAL''' Jackie is awesome. Not the troll Jackie. And I know what you're asking: "Wait, Jackie was a troll?" Well, yes and no. For the beginning of the relationship she was real, but from September on, a troll by the name of "Ofoosy" posed as Jackie and bribed Chris to make videos with Porn Pictures of Jackie (as she is apparently a porn star...((from what he told me))) and of other women...as Chris has no sense of facial recognition. Ofoosy broke the relationship off because he was either bored or it was his indulgence in pot that made him lose his persistance to keep torturing Chris. I also have more information about Ofoosy, if anyone is interested. I'm not making this up at all. I saw this fold out from September on. The only proof I have is my word.

[[User:Etoxic|Etoxic]] 20:46, 7 December 2010 (PST)

**I don't believe a word of this. Sorry. From my lofty, knowledgeable perch as a basement dwelling fuckhead I'm FAIRLY sure that porn stars don't have to advertise on personal sites, and if they did, they wouldn't use pictures that are part of their regular porn portfolios (and, thus, making their profession easily discoverable). And if they DID, they wouldn't be interested in fat gay truckers with acne scarring like they were in some kind of war. And if they WERE, one look at that comic and they'd run screaming since they're human beings and no human being likes Sonichu. And if even if she WAS into... etc etc. Sorry, there's just no way that Jackie was anything other than 100% troll from the get-go. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:56, 7 December 2010 (PST)
*** EVEN IF all this was true, there's no sauces at all. So it's not verifiable. It's speculation at best. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:58, 7 December 2010 (PST)
**** Ronichu is absolutely right. Of course she was a troll, I mean could it be any more obvious? Looking at the mails and chats it's safe to say that Jackie didn't behave like a sane human when interacting with Chris. After writing your little story, you tell us the only proof we have is your word? Oh wow. Around here, that means even less than elsewhere. You know what, I'm the real Sonichu, I came to life and fled from my creator. I swear by god, that I'm not an atheist and this is all true! --[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 15:33, 8 December 2010 (PST)
Guise, why so critical? This sounds perfectly reasonable to me. You're just being Oppressive and Racist Against Legitimate truth. I think we should at least listen to this Potentially IMportant Person so that we can confirm the Honesty of Our Shit. Please proceed, Etoxic. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 19:06, 8 December 2010 (PST)
* Freecell is absolutely right. By all means proceed. I'd love to read some stories while Chris is away. --[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 07:24, 9 December 2010 (PST)
**I always wondered if Jackie was for real or if she was a troll posing as a sexy, cute sweetie named Jackie. [[User:Lelouch Vi Britannia|Lelouch Vi Britannia]] 20:10, 22 September 2011 (PDT)
***[http://www.cwcki.yuku.com These guys will fill you in.] Also, make sure your comments go AFTER peoples' timestamps kthx [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:16, 23 September 2011 (PDT)

== Source of Jackie's picture ==
I have found an additional, nude picture of "Jackie", available [http://imgur.com/a/kDB12 here] (NSFW).
However, reverse-image-searching with Google provides no conclusive results. According to TinEye, both pictures date to late 2009 at the earliest.
Anyone know anything? - Jaluchodonozor, 2014-12-29T18:06

==Is Jackie actually Kari Byron?==
So this has just come across to me, but doesn't the two pictures (In the thread above) look like the leaked nudes of Kari Byron from MythBusters? I wonder this because this picture from ED (https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/b/bb/1275293798115.jpg) is on the same page as Adam Savage which matches these Jackie photos (http://imgur.com/a/kDB12). So could we confirm that Jackie is a troll then? FoxofGrey, 2015-05-26T05:37
: That's not Kari Bryon, not in a million years. [[User:BoradV|BoradV]] ([[User talk:BoradV|talk]]) 00:04, 23 July 2017 (UTC)

User:BoradV

2017-07-22T23:03:48Z

BoradV:

Sup.

A little bit about me:
I'm obsessed with the Alpha Legion and Alpharius.
I'm a Kiwi.
I have an HEXbox but I prefer my PC.

User:BoradV

2017-07-22T09:50:49Z

BoradV: Created page with "Sup. A little bit about me: I'm obsessed with the Alpha Legion and Alpharius. I like skull masks."

Sup.

A little bit about me:
I'm obsessed with the Alpha Legion and Alpharius.
I like skull masks.