Talk:Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9

2010-02-27T14:20:37Z

BouncyTEM:

Hot damn another one. I'm downloading now, and I guess I'll volunteer for the first five minutes of BITCH TRANSCRIBING!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:09, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
* Think I'll pick up where he left off. This one looks like it's gonna be fun. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:32, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Isn't there any more audio? It just ends at Alec saying "mis-" at 46:07. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 06:09, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris hangs up, hence why the call ends abruptly. --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 06:18, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
**Godjesus, what an asshole. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 06:21, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
***Chris just gives always the same answers " the trolls, the slander, the stress", but this is the phonecall with the biggest count of stress sighs so far. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 06:32, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
==Alec Benson Leary==
Is the greatest man that ever lived.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:33, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*I second that motion!--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 07:18, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*I have to support this. How many people dared calling Chris a liar and a hypocrite to his own face? On the level of intensity, this is on par with Kacey's Father Call. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:23, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*I agree whole-heartedly. '''[[User:Odettafag|Odetta]]''' [[Image:moemon 492.png]] 03:35, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

==I've Learned Something==

It seems that Chris is unable to tell the difference between a parody and a remake. Also, Alec needs to start saying things like "If you go ten seconds without giving me a correct answer, I'll assume you were going to say yes. One, two.....". Also, Chris clearly isn't thinking--he's stalling for time. And have him turn off the TV all the time, I'm certain he's using it to distract himself from Alec.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:59, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think I agree with that. I think he was just trying (and failing) to say that deriving something that's already derivative isn't cool. I don't think he realized that he was admitting Sonichu was derivative when he said that. Here's a thought though: Earlier in the call Chris says he disagrees with Alec's claim that sandy is still a ripoff of Simonchu because he's basically Simonla, (remake of a remake) then later cites the robot chicken episode about Remaking remakes as proof that remakes are bad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:28, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

:I don't think he stalls for time. Two of the immutable laws of being Chris are: A) My actions are always justified and B) I have all of the best qualities of humankind. Often times, those two laws don't reconcile, but as much as he's coddled, he's rarely put into a position to reconcile them. I've noticed the longest pauses in these calls happen when Alec corners him into basically admitting he's being an unfair shithead (e.g. why is it okay for you to parody other people, but it's not okay for you to be parodied?). I think his brain is fervently looking for an answer that not only justifies his actions but doesn't make him look like the bad guy or less than perfect. But there is no answer like that in some of these questions, so he just sits there, searching for something that doesn't exist and unable to respond until he finds it. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 05:46, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

==If Chris wasn't so retarded...==
He would've actually had an argument that could've worked. When Chris and Alec were discussing Simonla and Chris suddenly went off on a tangent about Sonichu, if it had occured to the manchild to point out that Simonchu could be considered derivative of Sonichu, then he could've at least partially backed up his use of Simonla and backfired Evan's and Alec's argument against them. Anybody else notice that, or am I mistaken about Simonchu in this regard? [[User:BouncyTEM|BouncyTEM]] 14:20, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Apologies to Alec and Evan

2010-02-02T05:09:52Z

BouncyTEM:

Someone gonna transcribe dis bitch? [[User:Dave|Dave]]

Oh good. He pronounced it Sigh-mon-chew instead of See-mon-chew. He's never, ever gone near TTGL. I knew that already but hey, it's nice to have confirmation.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:51, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

...and now he's trying to say that hey, simonla isn't based off simonchu at all? wow, talk about setting something on fire then trying to pour it out with gasoline. --This comment has been brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 04:27, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
*omg there's a new ad already...goddamn you asperpedia folks are fast! :D [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 04:34, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
** I pray to God, Jesus, and the Bear that we'll get not at Chris video, but a Snorlax video where she screams at us for being sick fucks. I'd be SO happy if I found out that Snorlax is hurting from the trolling as well--Chris is her fault, which means everything we can no longer unsee as well as everything that has ever happened to Chris is her fault.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:44, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Goddamnit Chris, I thought you'd go a whole apology video without asking for anything in return. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 04:53, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Damn, somebody beat me to it on the Transcript. Oh well! Sure did troll us. So much apologies without requesting anything. Damn it, CWC! - [[User:BouncyTEM|BouncyTEM]] 05:09, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

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