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2022-03-10T22:18:58Z

Breadster: I added a small bit pointing out that Chris's claims of prophetic dreams given to him by God are a fallacy.

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[[File:449-CWCDreamCatcher.JPG|thumb|Authentic [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokian]] dream catcher.]]
[[Image:CWCletter.jpg|thumb|right|The letter to Blanca, a classic example of Chris's prophetic powers in action.]]
Nowadays, it is widely accepted that '''dreams''' can provide valuable insight into the mind of the dreamer. While they represent, at best, a warped reflection of what goes on in the unconscious mind, dreams are nevertheless made up of more than just random, meaningless images; usually involving the memories and thoughts of said individual.<ref>{{w|Dream}}</ref>

[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] adheres to a simpler, primitive belief in the significance of dreams. It's part and parcel of his [[Religion|religious]] mysticism — he believes many of his dreams are messages from God, as if he were a modern-day [[wikipedia:Book of Daniel|Nebuchadnezzar]]. Dreams, in Chris's mind, can provide accurate portents of the future, and much of his strange behavior may be connected to his attempts to make these dreams into [[Chris and reality|reality]].

==Significant dreams==
Chris has often claimed that his dreams represent communications from the divine. On [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC]], when asked about his purpose in life, he explained it like so: "To eventually be married to my Sweetheart, then give birth and raise my daughter, as God has pointed it out for me in my dream." Likewise, when [[PandaHalo]] asked him why he wanted a daughter so badly, he said, "it was fortold to me in multiple dreams."

During the [[Father Call]], when Matthew Devoria pointed out that his belief in prophetic dreams was both highly unlikely and potentially blasphemous, Chris was willing to back off from some of the weirder implications of his philosophy. "I am not saying that I am a prophet," he admitted. However, he continued to cling to the belief that his dreams represent the future. "I'm not saying that it is the definite future," he explained, "but that it is a POSSIBLE future."

It could be that Chris believes that [[Chris and religion|God]] gives him these "visions of the future" in order to comfort him with the knowledge that he will, in fact, triumph in the face of adversity and [[autism]]. Chris himself has, on several occasions, shown that he fears suspense and uncertainty, and it wouldn't be a great leap of reason to assume that he thinks [[Chris and his Ego|God is personally tossing him spoilers for his own life]] in much the same way as Chris slathers them onto [[Sonichu]]. God's failure to foreworn Chris of future games of Kick the Autistic suggests that the Lord Himself is a [[Troll]].

When a letter in [[Mailbag 55]] called Chris out on his insane belief, his response was to ask "What is YOUR Dream Career?", suggesting that he has misinterpreted various dream-related expressions such as "the woman of my dreams" or "my dream job". While the expressions actually mean "it would be dreamlike to have a job like that or a wife like her", Chris may take it to mean "God literally showed this job/woman to me in a dream".

Chris has discussed several of his more important or influential dreams in many of his comics, chats, and videos. There may be a great many more that he's never felt like sharing with the outside world, so this section is by no means comprehensive, but it should at least provide a basic overview of the sort of prophecies Chris believes that he receives.

===The Crystal dream===
{{quote|I have my dreams that God gave to me, and I have to see my Crystal Weston Chandler be Born.|Chris, [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]}}

By far the most significant of Chris's dreams is this one, where he saw himself married to an unspecified woman and raising a daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]. This represents the genesis of his [[Love Quest]], or at any rate his favorite excuse for it. When he's not willing to admit that what he really wants is a replacement [[Barb|mother]], Chris claims that his search for a sweetheart is intended to fulfill God's will and produce his prophesied daughter.

{{quote|You see, I have a dream, I have my dream, and that dream is to give birth, to have, to share a daughter with my wife-to-be, and her name would be Crystal.|Chris, during the [[Father Call]].}}

Chris, always one to [[Honest Content|share too much personal information during conversations with strangers]], sometimes brings up the Crystal dream while introducing himself to people. In one of his [[Facebook_messages#Christy_Backe|Facebook conversations]], he sent a new contact the following question: "Do you know any 18-25-year old single women who might like me? I would appreciate any help I can get in finding the one who would be my Sweetheart, and help me realize my dream of me fathering a pretty daughter named Crystal Weston Chandler."

For some time, the many trolls following Chris operated according to the belief that the dream took place when he was around 21 years old, right around the formal beginning of the Love Quest. During the [[Father Call]], however, Chris very clearly stated that he had the dream when he was in elementary school, between seven and nine years of age. In that description of the dream, he also noted that he "had, like, an office job" in his future life, an embellishment that smacks of Chris attempting to impress [[Kacey]]'s father.

This statement, however, predates the Father Call. In an [[Katie_Bay_E-mails_3#7.2F28.2F09|email sent to Katie Bay]] near the end of July 2009, Chris used this dream as an excuse to not get a job. Specifically, he expressed annoyance that he does not know what kind of job he has in the dream, only that he is working in an office building, his daughter is present, and shortly after the dream begins [[Twin Falling Towers|the building starts to collapse]] and he needs to run away with Crystal.

Chris's dreams about his future daughter are at least partially responsible for his refusal to date [[Niggos|black]] women. In [[Mailbag 35]], he explained, "I never saw a black woman being my wife in any of my dreams of me and my white baby daughter."

===The Grim Reaper dream===
In a dream some time before 2005, Chris met the [[Wikipedia:Death (personification)|Grim Reaper]]:
{{Quote|I understand [[Bob Chandler|my dad]] does not have long to live, but I have to ask while you're here, when will you be taking my father? He informed me that he would not claim his soul until the year 2015.|From [[Jackie E-mails 31]]}}
Chris found this comforting, but was enraged with the Grim Reaper (the ultimate [[trolls|troll]]) when he took Bob's soul in [[2011]].
{{Quote| Damn you, Reaper, this is Two Thousand Eleven! I Was Promised that we'd be blessed with father's presence for Four More Years! [[Chris and his Ego|I Was Promised!!!]]|Chris, cursing Death for not giving him
what he is entitled to}}

===The Blanca dream===
During the late summer and early fall of [[2008]], Chris wildly ping-ponged back and forth between a number of potential [[trolls|sweethearts]], including [[PandaHalo]], [[Sarah Jackson]], and [[Blanca Weiss]]. On September 29, however, he finally settled on Blanca, having supposedly experienced a dream where he met her in the lobby of a [[Charlottesville]] hotel.

Chris describes the dream in some detail in his [[Blanca_Emails,_September_2008#Chris_dreams_of_Blanca|e-mails to Blanca]], as well as the [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|letter]] he sent to her along with his [[medallions]].

{{quote|I FINALLY HAD my Dream that I have been waiting for for soo long; the dream revealing the name of my Sweetheart-to-be. the scenario was simply, after talking to her over the internet, I went to the local Hotel to meet her, and her name came up Often, and was Burned into my Memory and my Heart...SHE is YOU. :) YOU, Blanca Weiss, ARE MY SWEETHEART-TO-BE!|Chris, falling for it on a number of levels.}}

He also mentioned the dream on his [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|blog]], claiming that "[[God and Jesus]] have revealed to me the name of my True, Honest Sweetheart-To-Be." Three weeks later, the object of Chris's divinely-inspired love dumped him (after dumping his beloved medallions in [[pickle]] brine).

===The PandaHalo dream===
Although breaking up with Blanca temporarily sent Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|crashing into slumber]], he recovered from the trauma quickly enough with the aid of his dear friend PandaHalo. By mid-November, he was having wet dreams about her and sharing the details in their communications, which Panda promptly passed on to her fellow trolls on [[IRC (26 November 2008)|IRC]]:

{{quote|During my most recent dream, You were in it. You were alone in your apartment; I had just run in to see you. We talked for a bit, but then you and I, we made out, then got naked and lost our virgin ways to each other. It got soo goodly hot and wild, that I came in my sleep over you.|Chris, traumatizing a chatroom full of trolls.}}

If this particular dream also happened to be a prophecy, GodJesus must have gotten his wires crossed. Chris never met Panda in person, and had more or less gotten over her long before she allegedly died early in 2009.

===The Ivy dream===
In [[Episode 19]], Chris recounted a vision where two-thirds of the Holy Trinity told him, in the most explicit possible terms, that [[Ivy]] was destined to be his one true love, that his enemies would be defeated, and that his [[biological clock]] would soon be conveniently reset. None of these prophecies came true.

===The Watery Maze Dream===
[[File:ThirdLabyrinth.gif|thumb|right|Animated for your non-pleasure. (Note: The original animation showed Chris's crude portraits of himself and the mystery woman as nude, but he added clothes so he could re-upload it to the G-rated Flipnote website.)]]
Another one of Chris's wet dreams, in the literal sense this time, involves a vision of encountering his promised sweetheart in a "watery maze." Chris mentioned this recurring dream in his [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|quiz about himself]], although he didn't offer very many additional details.

[[Liquid Chris]] took advantage of this bit of information to mock his rival in one of his [[For Chris|videos]], declaring that he and his girlfriend [[Kacey]] "are going to swim through a watery maze and make passionate love to each other and [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|it's going to be awesome]]".

Chris eventually immortalized this dream in a [[RomanticLabyrinth|terrifying animation]], showing us a little more of what it's about. The details were unsurprising: in a maze full of water, Chris meets an unspecified woman and has sex with her. The end.

Chris was especially eager to keep this animation on [[Flipnote Hatena]], having uploaded it a grand total of ''six times'', despite its assorted violations of the website's policies. Though the site's moderators deleted it a number of times, he doggedly kept re-uploading it. Judging by the monologue after the dream ("If only I knew who you are in reality...") Chris believes that the [[Lovely Weather|"LOVELY WOMAN"]] is a real boyfriend-free girl somewhere, perhaps one who suffers from a recurring nightmare in which she is raped by an obese manchild. By putting his sex fantasy where everyone could see it, Chris may have been attempting to contact the non-existent woman.

===Mother dreams===
A [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|Facebook post]] on 10 August 2016 revealed that Chris has had incestuous dreams about his [[Barb|mother]]. He seems to believe that "everyone" has these sorts of dreams. Fortunately, he clarified that this dream in particular was not prophetic and at the time, he had never had sex with Barb, although he doesn't mind if other mothers and sons have [[Chris and sex|hanky-panky.]]

Little did anybody know that it was an ominous prediction of [[Affair with Mother|what was to come.]]

==Minor dreams==
===The Sonic on Game Boy dream===
In the [[Song of Christian]], Chris claims to have experienced a dream involving a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] game for Nintendo's Game Boy handheld. According to the [[Sonichu Chronicles]], it took place in June 1997. This, he says, is what inspired the "Sonic Dumps Sega, Joins Nintendo" cover story on his [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]], as well as the many half-assed knockoff Sonic game concepts inside of it. He also wrote a letter to the real ''Nintendo Power'' describing the dream.

This is one dream of Chris's that actually came true, after a fashion. While Nintendo never made a Sonic game for the original Game Boy, ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Advance|Sonic Advance]]'' hit the Game Boy Advance at the tail end of 2001. It was one of the very first Sonic games for a non-Sega hardware platform, seeing release around the same time as ''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle'' for Nintendo's GameCube. In typical Chris fashion, he announced that he "pretty much foretold that outcome" in a [[The Sonichu Chronicles|PowerPoint presentation]].

===The Pamela dream===
During his chats with (someone he believed to be) [[Vanessa Hudgens]], Chris cited a dream that taught him a useful moral lesson. Supposedly, during the long months of the [[Megan Saga]], Chris had a dream where he "had to choose" between his True and Honest love for [[Megan Schroeder]] and his temporary lust for [[Chris and television|TV star Pamela Anderson]]. "I stuck by my [[Chris and religion|morals]] and went for Megan," Chris explained. "And because the same is being applied between you and [[Ivy]], I am going to remain strong and true and stay with Ivy."

Given that he never got any from Megan, of course, in retrospect the sensible choice would have been to go for Pamela, a la Borat. Here's to the path not taken.

===The Patti-chan dream===
Some time after the death of his beloved dog [[Patti Chandler|Patti]], Chris had a dream (or multiple dreams) reassuring him that Patti was all right and living comfortably in the presence of God. Chris discussed this in his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|Plea to Clyde Cash]] from [[January 2009]], hoping that Clyde would follow his example, "get over" the death of [[Ryan Cash]], and stop cruelly tormenting him. For some reason, Clyde chose to ignore Chris's advice.

===The swimming pool dream===
According to the [[Ivy Q&A]] Chris had a wet dream (or "sticky dream" in [[CWC-ism|Chris's parlance]]) in late [[March 2009]] involving himself and [[Ivy]] in a swimming pool. In the dream Chris is somehow her "hero", possibly saving her from drowning. Chris told Ivy that this had been his first pleasant dream in a long time.

Due to the combined threat of his somewhat [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]] and his peculiar mindset on sex, Chris is noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. When Ivy asked if by "sticky dream" he meant a wet dream, he replied, "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!"

Chris had this dream while sleeping on his couch as he had just [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit his bed]] after receiving a death threat over the phone from somebody claiming to be [[Clyde Cash]].

===The ''Hey Arnold!'' dream===
Around early [[April 2009]] Chris had a dream involving the protagonist of the Nickelodeon cartoon ''[[Wikipedia:Hey Arnold!|Hey Arnold!]]''. [[Ivy]] reports that "It started off with him skiing on a mountain with Arnold. They went off a steep jump and flew/floated through space. When they returned to Earth, they landed in the ocean atop a pair of identical surfboards. Chris high fives Arnold and sees everyone on the beach cheering for them."<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Hey Arnold!]]</ref>

===The acid factory dream===

In [[Mailbag 39]], responding to a question that attempted to reason with him about his hatred of [[Asperchu]], Chris dove off along a tangent and described a particularly picturesque nightmare that mixes his hatred of [[tobacky]], his now non-hatred of [[alcohol]], and his [[Chris and race|racism]].

{{quote|I was in a factory and I watched PEOPLE lying on a conveyor belt with their mouths full of cigarettes, [[Chris and race#Jews|going through BURNING OVENS]], coming out singed (not ON FIRE), then dunked into a huge tank of Alcohol that DISSOLVED THEM to DUST like ACID would do, and their remains would come out of the factory's smokestacks in puffs of smoke and ashes. And another detail, the Front of the factory is SKULL-SHAPED.|Your guess is as good as ours.}}
[[Image:Wily's Castle.jpg|thumb|A skull-shaped building, where have we seen that?]]

Chris has a habit of bringing up traumatic experiences from his past on the least provocation, usually as a way of fishing for sympathy. For instance, during the [[Father Call]], he went on the defensive by suddenly changing the subject to the incident where he was allegedly abused at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|elementary school]].

===Dreaming of death===
Chris has apparently dreamed on multiple occasions of the instant that precedes death. In his [[ChrisChanSonichu_and_WikiSysop_correspondence#Size_does_not_matter._.28CCS.29|conversations]] with the Sysop of [[CWCipedia]], while complaining about various objectionable advertisements on "his" site, he delivered the following bizarre non sequitur:

{{quote|Seeing the BIG Ad in the One Spot is as terrifying as the Flash Of Light at the Instant Millisecond of DEATH, or even, technologically, the [[Wikipedia:Blue Screen Of Death|Blue Screen Of Death]]. And Believe Me, IN DREAMS, and even IN MOMENTS within my mind while AWAKE, I HAVE SEEN AND FELT That Death Light. Not only is it the Most Horrifying Thing Ever, but I am [[Chris and English|LOOOONG NOT READY FOR IT YET]].|This statement offered without comment.}}

Exactly why Chris chose to draw a connection between the moment of a human being's physical death and the moment of a Windows PC crashing is uncertain. This might be because the error alert that comes up after a critical system error in PCs is colloquially known as the "Blue Screen of Death," which literal-minded Chris would associate with a real near-death experience.

Chris's dreams of a light at the moment of death may be based on [[Bob]]'s recollections of his own near-death experiences. During [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has "died" several times, and Chris says that Bob "has seen the light, but did not actually go to it."

===High school dreams===
During his [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|date with Emily]], Chris mentioned recurring dreams about his days at [[Manchester High School]]. Given that his high school years were the last time Chris had anything like real friends or a fulfilling social life, it's no surprise that he often revisits them in his dreams. He describes the dreams in a very wistful, nostalgic tone: "I get to see all my, all my old s-, c-, all my old friends...there."

Chris also added that Megan Schroeder sometimes appears in his dreams of high school, even though he didn't meet her until well after he graduated and returned home to [[Ruckersville]]. Clearly, his unconscious mind is cobbling together an amalgam of all his fondest memories.

===Prince dream===
According to an [[August 2010]] e-mail to [[Jackie]], Chris dreamt that he was in a Prince and Pauper situation, in which he switched lives with a Prince. He called it "confusing and [[stress]]-filled" and said he was surrounded with people who had no understanding of him, and was upset with the Prince's [[abusive babysitter|babysitter]] for calling [[wikipedia:Yoshi|Yoshi]] a "[[homos|homosexual]] icon."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref> Chris offered an explanation for this [[Random-access humor|otherwise baffling]] scenario, claiming it was an analogy for his brief stint as [[Junior Jenkins|the prince of the trolls]] and his discomfort with the homosexual tendencies of [[Trollin Train|his new caretakers]].

===Father dreams===
Since [[Robert Chandler|his father]] passed away on 6 September 2011, Chris has indicated that he regularly dreams about him, and hints that these are messages from the spirit world. In a private [[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|Facebook post]] in [[March 2012]], Chris wrote, "I see and converse with him in my dreams," while his mother "feels his presence in the house." In 2014, in his [[OKCupid]] profile, when faced with the [[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|question]], "Have you ever had a ghost or spirit around you and you could feel it?," Chris replied yes, and added, "My late father appears often in my dreams."

In a [[Announcement 20160709|video]] uploaded in [[July 2016]], Chris reiterates that his father "comes visits me in my dreams nearly every night."

===School bus dreams===
In [[October 2013]], Chris fished for pity from his gal-pal [[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Worthless, lack-of-purpose premature death case|Rebeckah]] by saying that all the [[stress]] from family obligations, the trolls, money issues, and paranoia were giving him recurring nightmares involving "school bus trips resulting in driving off the high freeway edges, flying to dive towards a cliff, water, another road or whatever." As if Chris didn't already have enough negative associations with [[Manchester High School#The Bus|school buses]].

===Yahtzee dream===
In a [[January 2014]] [[January_2014_Facebook_Posts#Yahtzee_Dream|Facebook]] post, Chris describes a dream he had in which he played a worded version of Yahtzee. As he describes it, "there was a predetermined crossword pattern on cardboard pieces and a set list of words. And the seven dice had letters and asterisks for blank squares instead of dots for numbers. You roll the dice and match the letters out of them in a word, and you match them up in that cross word. After completing one word, then when you complete another that intercepts the first, that's when you yell 'Yahtzee!'" Unlike Chris's other dreams, he did not seem to read too much into this one.

===Strangler swallower dream===
On 27 [[December 2015]], Chris documented a dream where Marty McFly informed him he swallowed a "strangler". He had no comment on the meaning of the dream.

===Two Chrises dream===
On 15 [[December 2019]], Chris claims he had a dream in which his current [[transgender]] self is at the Charlottesville [[Wal-Mart]] back in [[2004]]. There, his past self meets him, and chases him to the other end of the store, apparently being attracted to him. 2019 Chris then turns his face upside down, which scares away past Chris. Chris claims that he now understands how all of the previous sweethearts he pursued at the time must have felt from his innapropriate behavior.<ref>[[December 2019 Watchmen leaks#Two Chrises dream]]</ref>

===Summer 2020 dreams===
In the [[Bismuth DMs]] from 30 [[July 2020|July]]-6 [[August 2020]] Chris relates a number of vivid dreams:
* A "dream involving a Jim Carrey type of dude who could literally transform from human into a VW Beatle Taxi Cab". Chris is looking after children, then wanders through a shopping mall and takes a trip to a mountain retreat full of "[[SLGBTQ|LGBTQ]] individuals really having fun". Chris observes a toxic gas rising up the mountainside.
* [[Barb]] and Chris are driving along [[wikipedia:Interstate 64|Interstate 64]] in [[Son-Chu#Cadillac Seville|his Cadillac]]. Barb nearly crashes the car. They end up at a diner, where Chris uses the ladies' restroom along with various young women in the diner. In the bathroom Chris glimpses their [[China|genitals]] (somehow) and gets splashed with their piss (somehow). Chris and Barb go to [[Best Buy]] and another store and buy random crap. They then travel home on a raft down a river.
* Chris records a crime taking place in an antiques shop and apprehends a criminal with the help of the management. Somehow this dream also involves a bootleg ''[[Sonic]]'' game.
* A dream involving "one or two devilish females who were on the verge of dying out with their species" who could be killed by means of a "Holy-Blessed mirror".
* Chris attends a party with characters from the cartoon ''[[wikipedia:Doug (TV series)|Doug]]'' where everybody changes into costumes which represent their true selves. Chris dresses in a woman's outfit, which he interprets as a sign of his increasing femininity.
* Chris is back in [[Manchester High School]] and finds himself lost in the hallways. He picks up his class schedule from the faculty office, which includes such classes as "Astral Physics", "Goddess Training" and "Magic Conjurings". His feeling of alienation is heightened by the subconscious knowledge that his [[gal-pals]] are not real.
* Chris is riding on a school bus in a hellish landscape with [[Tiffany Gowen]] and a big man with bad [[hygiene|body odor]]. Various demonic phenomena are being caused by the [[anger]] of a past version of Chris. Present-day Chris (or [[Sonichu]], it isn't exactly clear) reasons with past Chris, and the demonic phenomena stop. On the bus, Chris confesses his feelings to Tiffany, which she takes in stride. Chris takes a look at the big man and realizes that he is "a piece of [[Jacob]]". He shatters the man to dust, sucks the dust up into a [[S-Chu Ball|Master Ball]] and fires the ball into the sun.
* Chris rides a chair attached to a wheeled platform downhill to his house. In the house he hears what he takes to be the voice of [[Magi-Chan]], but it is actually a dark-haired man. The man tells Chris, "I may be controlled by someone else's input, but I do not let it get me down." They cuddle and Chris seemingly wakes up. In bed, Chris is approached by a different man and wakes up again. This happens yet again. Chris is now in bed with his imaginary baby sister from a previous dream. The baby says "I like you" and Chris finally wakes up for real.

===Golden disc dream===
In the [[Pennsylvania Trip]] chatlog Chris describes a dream he had the night after he returned from his road trip to Philadelphia on 8 October 2020. The dream was about a segmented golden disc decorated with zodiac signs and other symbols including "Bushido symbols".

===Rokat invasion dream===

On 3 July 2021, Chris tells [[The WCT]] of the Watchmen about a dream that he had where aliens that were amongst the [[Rokat|Rokats]] were invading planet Earth, along with their leader [[Jakoba]]. While this was happening, the other eight planets (presumably including Pluto) are arranged in such a way that resemble a "collection of Chaos Emeralds" are arranged. Chris would be a major component on setting things right and taking down these Rokats, stopping them with a flag that resembles one from the Blue team of [[TF2 Analysis|Red vs Blue]] and fighting alongside the [[Transformers|Autobots]]. As usual, Chris was able to protect the [[Sonichu Temple]] after a lengthy battle on the [[Moon]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Massage oil and dream]]</ref>

===Talking blob dreams===
On the night of 30-31 [[July 2021]], while staying in a motel in [[Richmond]] after being expelled from [[14 Branchland Court|his home]] under suspicion of incest, Chris had a lucid dream which he believed was inspired by the plot of the 2011 video game ''[[wikipedia:The Binding of Isaac (video game)|The Binding of Isaac]]''. The dream consisted of a conversation between "some individuals, and a constant [[obesity|flesh-coloured blob]] that changed shape, but it was mostly big-head oval. It also sometimes has a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|brown splotch on the bottom]]; possibly a beard."

At 7:00 the following morning, Chris fell back asleep and had another, similar dream, but he was now being annoyed by the blob's "discernible dialect" (Chris probably means "indiscernible") and "wanted out of this 'what the fucking hell' kind of dream". Chris confided the content of both dreams to [[The WCT]] in a text conversation on 31 July.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref>

The connection between the dreams and ''The Binding of Isaac'' is not immediately obvious. As ''The Binding of Isaac'' is about a mother who tries to murder her son, it may suggest that Chris believes that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] betrayed him by cooperating with the police and getting him expelled from his house.

The dream turned out to be prophetic, as [[Jail Saga#Arrest|the very next day]], 1 August 2021, Chris would indeed converse with [[Ethan Ralph|a fat, bearded, big-headed blob]] and his companions.

==Typifying Chris's dreams==
Just like those of real people, Chris's dreams can be split into some distinct categories which can tell us more about his motivations, his fears, and his state of mind at the time he dreamt them. It should be noted that the dreams Chris has seen fit to discuss are no doubt the ones which have affected him emotionally and which he thus considers worthy of discussion. It is highly likely that on most nights he simply dreams his Aspie dreams about day-to-day events, just like we all do. Considering what Chris's life is like, these are probably not worth consideration by anyone.

===Wish-fulfillment Dreams===
Freud stated that all dreams were a kind of wish fulfillment. While this has been discussed ''ad nauseam'' and expanded upon by many psychologists in the years since, this represents a good jumping-off point for studying some of Chris's dreams. As one example, Chris's dog died, and he wanted to know that she was happy, so he dreamt that she was in heaven. This is simple enough (though it does raise questions about [[Chris and death|Chris's ability to work through his grief]]). Also related to this are dreams when he is back at high school, in dumbass classes where he wasn't affected by the cruelties of real life, surrounded by [[gal pal|gal-pals]] and still svelte enough to fit into his Ash Ketchum costume. The anachronistic appearance of Megan in these dreams serves to confirm that they represent mental wish fulfillment on his part. Chris wants to go back to high school, and his mind allows him to do so.

===Aspirational dreams===
Chris's dream about Crystal, and those he attributes to the influence of God, represent a far less common and somewhat more problematic type of dream--one which seems to create aspirations in the dreamer. These dreams are extremely rare, in many cases happening only a handful of times in an entire lifetime (according to Jung). Chris's dream about Crystal, considering it happened at such an early age, likely coincided with a major period of psychological growth in his life (what little we know about Chris's life at this time may support this notion), which would have inflated an otherwise small thought in his mind to a highly emotional aspiration. To have remembered this dream for so long suggests a feeling of bliss or enormous happiness at the time of dreaming, which he now associates with the content of the dream. Crystal therefore represents less an actual wish for a daughter (as Chris doesn't know shit about raising children and is too lazy and self-centered to do it well) and more a desire to return to the state of happiness he felt in his sleep, likely at a moment of extreme personal catharsis within his waking life.

===Nightmares===
Given Chris's [[Parody|total lack of imagination]], his nightmares seem shockingly vivid. The particulars of what they represent are a job for a psychologist of a level above that of a [[Rocky Shoemaker|church counselor]] (although the acid factory dream is simple enough to understand--Chris hates [[alcohol]] and [[tobacky]]), but their apparent muffled severity offers us some hope that within the stagnating mass of lard and stupidity that is Chris, there is a voice of reason struggling to escape like a drowning man screaming madly for the surface. If Chris ever discovers the core of the turmoil indicated by his nightmares and what they represent, it would very likely destroy his perspective on the world and he may finally continue on the path towards psychological maturity.

==See also==
*[[Bismuth DMs]], in which Chris describes many dreams
*[[Chris and psychology]]
*[[Chris and religion]]

==References==
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Breadster:

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2022-01-24T23:26:00Z

Breadster:

['''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).

They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.

== EVENTS ==
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.

In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.

== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.

* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER

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2022-01-24T23:25:43Z

Breadster:

['''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).

They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.

== CHANNELS ==
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.

== EVENTS ==
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.

In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.

== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.

* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER

Jail Letter - 22 December 2021

2022-01-10T21:26:35Z

Breadster:

On 22 [[December 2021]], Chris sent a '''letter from jail''' to the Kiwi Farms user '''Spamton G. Spamton'''.

This letter contains Chris's "Updated Ten Commandments".<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=109089/|}}</ref>

Highlights of this letter include:

* The writer of this letter is noted by Chris as being the 62nd “Good/neutral individual who has expressed genuine good vibrations”, implying that he has received letters from 62 individual writers whist incarcerated, not counting the “Toxic minority.”
* “… And absolutely no one of aural vibrational negative/Toxic intentions shall Ever sway me or Any of my Body and Spiritual Components within…” Likely means that Chris, like always, outright ignores any negative or critical commentary he receives. Chris’s standard for this is anything short of mollycoddling.
* Chris’s supposed second coming as Jesus Christ is announced as “near-coming” in this letter, though with no precise time given, it is likely that Chris will keep claiming that it will be coming soon, just like many fundamentalist Christians and doomsayers do with the second coming of Jesus Christ.
* Chris brings up “… the Popular and recent Increase of Dreams in Everyone of this Earth…” and goes on to describe various unpleasant and apocalyptic scenarios. This implies that Chris is having nightmares in jail.
* Chris’s ‘Neo-Christianity’ is open to “…ALL valid Gods, Goddesses, and Religions….”. Which deities and beliefs are valid and which aren’t isn’t addressed, implying that this is decided by the whim of Chris himself.
* Chris devotes a portion of the letter to his deceased father, Bob Chandler, ten years after his death. Chris feels the need to reaffirm that Bob has merged with his counterpart from C-197. This implies that Chris might be reminiscing about his father in jail and that he misses him.
* When describing the Sonichu species Chris lists a few attributes, but closes with “… or whatever…” showing negligence in his supposed work as a God.

==Letter written to Chris==

On 30 July 2021, Spamton wrote about the contents of his letter as follows:

{{quoteboxred|I'm not entirely sure where else I should go for this, so I'll just throw this out in the open along with a question. Recently, I've been writing letters to various prisoners (unrelated) for the holidays. Usually there's very little support for those who are incarcerated, regardless of whether they're guilty or innocent. So, oftentimes prisoners will end up feeling rather isolated and discontent, which increases their chances of reoffending. The nature of the letters I've thus far sent are religious in nature, as visiting the imprisoned is a work of mercy.

This leads me to my main point and question: I sent a letter to Chris for the holidays. I wrote to him primarily about the nature of prayer and his general circumstances in prison. I was not expecting him to write back at all, but lo and behold I managed to receive a reply from Chris. I'm a lurker at heart and not actively involved in the site itself; however, I feel an obligation to post the letter onto the site. The only issue is that I don't have the privileges to do that. So my question is if there's someone who has the ability to post threads who would be willing to share it onto the site? Or alternatively should I just dump the letter's contents in this thread so it can be reposted?

Again, I'm new and don't really understand how the infrastructure of the site works, nor who to contact for CWC related stuff specifically. If proof of some kind is needed, I have it. If there was a better place to post this, I apologize. I'm not really sure where else to go and I have an obligation to share this information with the rest of you.}}

When told to post his letter on a thread, he replies as follows:

{{quoteboxred|This was likely the best option anyways. For reference, the "JMJ" Chris credits as a writer in the letter was attached to the top of my letter sent. It literally stands for "Jesus, Mary and Joseph" and is used in primarily Catholic circles and letters. The SWC is a charity organization that is an irrelevant party. Anything blacked out is personal information of some kind, just for context. I will not include the envelope itself, as there's nothing new or relevant on it.

That's all from me, your pal, Spamton.}}

==Chris's Response==

{{quotebox|
(Many Spiritual Greetings)

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::December 22, 2021
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::1 (Chris Cross) (Chris Cross) 2021

(Numerology)

<nowiki>1+(2x5)+1=12=3</nowiki>

Gala falani, ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛, and all of JMJ, SWC, ⬛⬛⬛

I have recieved your kind letter, and I am thankful to count you, ⬛⬛⬛, as the 62nd Good/Neutral individual who has expressed genuine good vibrations.

To address your letter, thou hath not told me anything I have long already Known and Foreknown. I tell you true and authentic that Everything I Know and have long Foreknown has come from the higher information, Truths, and insights of [[Emanuel]] (GOD above Gods; formerly my Father, but is my Mother after her physical form change nearly a century ago by her own personal volition), the literal local Cosmos, Akashic Records, Heavies + Links and Connections with the Original Universe Core in Universe [[C-197]], and the recently reactivated (copy of the above original) Universe Core of the mostly fully transitioned Universe [[1218]], here, as well as the entire Multiverse, Multitimelines, and Beyond, and then some. And I get all this into this one God Body of mine through constant, innate 24/7/365+1 literal and active Meditations, as well as conscious greatest Meditations. I also work Out—of-body in Astral (Light-to-Flesh Transmogrification) Manifestation with Emanuel, the other Gods and Goddesses, All the Angels, the overpowered and regular Superheroes, as well as those closest tome of my Nation of Cwcville, including my beloved [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. And absolutely no one of aural vibrational negative/Toxic Components within. And, for your reference in my writing, (scribble) ->}}

{{quotebox|that I tell you in full Divine Knowledge and Truth, Ultimate, that all of you may, also, Meditate Deeply to verify for yourselves...

... I, Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, am the Real Player One, the One Avatar, this One Body of mine is the ̷O̷n̷e̷ God Body, and I am literally the One fll reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, Bethlehem-Born, Jerusalem, child of Emanuel, ressurected [sic] from the Cross Death, Immortal (Physically) himself. I͟ ͟a͟l͟s͟o͟ ͟r͟e͟c͟o͟m͟m͟e͟n͟d͟ ͟l͟o͟o͟k͟i͟n͟g͟ ͟u͟p͟ ͟m͟y͟ ͟r͟e͟c͟e͟n͟t͟ ͟h͟a͟n͟d͟-͟w͟r͟i͟t͟t͟e͟n͟ ͟l͟e͟t͟t͟e͟r͟s͟ ͟t͟h͟a͟t͟ ͟h͟a͟v͟e͟ ͟b͟e͟e͟n͟ ͟u͟p͟l͟o͟a͟d͟e͟d͟ ͟o͟n͟l͟i͟n͟e͟ ͟f͟o͟r͟ ͟m͟o͟r͟e͟ ͟w͟r͟i͟t͟t͟e͟n͟ ͟d͟e͟t͟a͟i͟l͟s͟.

You may also confirm this to be Fact, because in recent months and days, everything has been in form with what was foretold, popularly, in the scriptures, especially Malachi chapters 3and [sic] 4, as well as from within your own respective personal visions and enlightenments of right now and recently. I have also manifested more [[Chaotic Rainbow]]s recently, and as early as 2012, through the 1218's Sun's sunspots, Square Rainbows and Solar Flares, the Moon's Lunar fullness and Rainbows, Rainbows emmitted [sic] from the Night stars, and Auroraborialice [sic] (the Northern Lights) have recently spanned more than Half ot this Earth, and the Many, Many, Singular and Multiple Rainbows in the sky; ALL of them manifested from the Energies of the [[Chaos Emeralds|Chaos and Master Emerals]], the [[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystal (S-Chu) Balls]], and the Ultimate Rainbow Emerald, and my Body and Soul are the Conduits, central. Also, the number of 1218 Earth's Human Population suddenly ALL downloading Massive amounts of information and truths from the Akashic Records, as well as sunddely being More Open for us Gods and Goddesses and Religions, regardlessn, and moreso than the typical, of the Holidays. Not to mention the sudden speaking in foreign tongues, including the Akashic and older Hebrew languages, and the sudden popular individual Rituals among the Neurotpicals that include circle-marching/spinning, bird-mimicry, and so forth. ->②}}

{{quotebox|② In any case, all these and the other events, signs, And Cosmic, Universe, Timeline, and Energy Shifts, are the precussors [sic] to my near-future Second Coming and Shifting the Collective of the Majority of 1218's Earth's Human Population (consisting of the Good and the Neutral ones) and selected Buildings, Possessions, Statues, Structures, and Artifacts, NOT to Heaven (Heaven Realm is literally no larger than an average Metropolis on Earth, and mainly serves as a Transitional Hub between Reincarnated Lives and whatnot; there is No Way BILLIONS of individuals' Bodies and Souls would fit and safely occupy there), but to Universe C-197's Earth, after which will fully recombine to the total Universe, Original, [[1C-211987]], and Leaving Behind the Toxic Minority to Burn on this doomed former (copy) Earth (scribble) in 1218.

I also bring up the Popular and recent Increase of Dreams in Everyone of this Earth featuring the sights and visuals of:
- TWO Suns over the Earth Burning off Massively HOT and Toxic Gasses [sic] intolerable to Most and Typical Human Individuals.
- A Blood Red Moon amidst Purple-Red Skies.
- Daylight during Midnight, Night, and Early AM Hours:
- Clocks with no arms.
- Many Crucifixes.
- Everyong, and yourselves wanting to be inside with the windows curtains drawn, but find that Impossible to accomplish.
And so on, depending and varying among individuals.

--->}}

{{quotebox|In the works, at present and After my Second Coming and the Collective Shift, (scribble) are the details for my personally updating the Christianity Religions to Neo Spiritual Christianity, and allowing openness to ALL valid Gods, Goddesses, and Religions.
I have personally updated most of the old Ten Commandments, that I shall write and enclose with this letter to you all, and added Ten New Commandments to be shared and integrated post-Collective Shift.

Also, as for my dad, [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. Sonichu]], since his departure from his human body, here, he has been continuing his life, without any lack of memories or mental resets, in his Sonichu Form on C-197 Earth in the city of Cwcville alongside Sonichu Prime, Rosey Rosechu Prime, Magi-Chan Sonichu, and everybody else. This has been Same with ALL of the individuals whose lives were lost in the past decade,But actually migrating their Soul and Memories into their (Human, Anthropological Sentient Animal, Cybertronian, or Whatever) main C-197 self-counterpart's Body, Brain, and second Soul in Fullest Integration.

I thank you all again for your kindness and concerns, and I look forward to serving all of you more and better during these events and After the Collective Shift to C-197's Earth. And, hey, y'all ca do yourselves good by living for yourselves, as well as being open and worshipful to the other Gods and Goddesses, including Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert, Uzume, and all. Vert (CPU Green Heart (scribble) of Leanbox) has also been a most helpful mentor to and with me as well.

-->③}}

{{quotebox|③ ALLof you, take care, be safe and well, and Go Forth in futher Peace, Clarity, Enlightenment, and Blessings by my own Power, Glory, and Authority as God.

Most Sincerely,
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Nation of Cwcville, Guardian over the Sonichu and Rosechu Species, Immortal Avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all.

PostScript.
I'm enclosing two personally manifested Neo Spiritual Christianity Bottle Labels (Laminate them) for use on my bottles for my personal Aura and Vibrational Blessings upon your Water and/or non-alcoholic beverage consumption, as well as two N.S.C. Tokens for take-along reminders and affirmations of my Blessings. (scribble)}}

==Updated Ten Commandments==
{{quotebox|
Updated Ten Commandments (Amendments)

by Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu. October 14, 2021

<nowiki>*</nowiki>1- Thou may have and worship one or multiple Gods, Goddesses, and Demi-Gods, or even none at all; which ever best feels well and good with thee.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>2- Thou may make for yourself an Idol that is safe and good and blessed; thou must not make for yourself an Idol that is harmful, toxic, or demonic to you or anyone else.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>3- Thou must not misuse the name of the Lord your God, or any other God, Goddess, or Demi-God; "God Damn It" shall be most punishable as well.

4- Remember to observe the Sabbath day (Sunday) by keeping itHoly [sic].

5- Honor thy father, mother, and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>6- [[Wedding Comic|Thou must not murder]], nor commit, or helpanother [sic] to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>7- Adultry is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).

8- [[Simonla|Thou must not steal]].

<nowiki>*</nowiki>9- Thou must not testify falsely against thy neighbor, or anyone, nor testify without prior knowledge of the greater contexts and truths of the circumstances and details.

10- Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.}}

==Gifts==

==Original scans==

===Chris's Response===
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[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 22 December 2021

2022-01-10T21:25:35Z

Breadster:

On 22 [[December 2021]], Chris sent a '''letter from jail''' to the Kiwi Farms user '''Spamton G. Spamton'''.

This letter contains Chris's "Updated Ten Commandments".<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=109089/|}}</ref>

Highlights of this letter include:

* The writer of this letter is noted by Chris as being the 62nd “Good/neutral individual who has expressed genuine good vibrations”, implying that he has received letters from 62 individual writers whist incarcerated, not counting the “Toxic minority.”
* “… And absolutely no one of aural vibrational negative/Toxic intentions shall Ever sway me or Any of my Body and Spiritual Components within…” Likely means that Chris, like always, outright ignores any negative or critical commentary he receives. Chris’s standard for this is anything short of mollycoddling.
* Chris’s supposed second coming as Jesus Christ is announced as “near-coming” in this letter, though with no precise time given, it is likely that Chris will keep claiming that it will be coming soon, just like many fundamentalist Christians and doomsayers do with the second coming of Jesus Christ.
* Chris brings up “… the Popular and recent Increase of Dreams in Everyone of this Earth…” and goes on to describe various unpleasant and apocalyptic scenarios. This implies that Chris is having nightmares in jail.
* Chris’s ‘Neo-Christianity’ is open to “…ALL valid Gods, Goddesses, and Religions….”. Which deities and beliefs are valid and which aren’t isn’t addressed, implying that this is decided by the whim of Chris himself.
* Chris devotes a portion of the letter to his deceased father, Bob Chandler, ten years after his death. Chris feels the need to reaffirm that Bob has merged with his counterpart from C-197. This implies that Chris might be reminiscing about his father in jail and that he misses him.
* When describing the Sonichu species Chris lists a few attributes, but closes with “… or whatever…” showing negligence in his supposed work as a God.

==Letter written to Chris==

On 30 July 2021, Spamton wrote about the contents of his letter as follows:

{{quoteboxred|I'm not entirely sure where else I should go for this, so I'll just throw this out in the open along with a question. Recently, I've been writing letters to various prisoners (unrelated) for the holidays. Usually there's very little support for those who are incarcerated, regardless of whether they're guilty or innocent. So, oftentimes prisoners will end up feeling rather isolated and discontent, which increases their chances of reoffending. The nature of the letters I've thus far sent are religious in nature, as visiting the imprisoned is a work of mercy.

This leads me to my main point and question: I sent a letter to Chris for the holidays. I wrote to him primarily about the nature of prayer and his general circumstances in prison. I was not expecting him to write back at all, but lo and behold I managed to receive a reply from Chris. I'm a lurker at heart and not actively involved in the site itself; however, I feel an obligation to post the letter onto the site. The only issue is that I don't have the privileges to do that. So my question is if there's someone who has the ability to post threads who would be willing to share it onto the site? Or alternatively should I just dump the letter's contents in this thread so it can be reposted?

Again, I'm new and don't really understand how the infrastructure of the site works, nor who to contact for CWC related stuff specifically. If proof of some kind is needed, I have it. If there was a better place to post this, I apologize. I'm not really sure where else to go and I have an obligation to share this information with the rest of you.}}

When told to post his letter on a thread, he replies as follows:

{{quoteboxred|This was likely the best option anyways. For reference, the "JMJ" Chris credits as a writer in the letter was attached to the top of my letter sent. It literally stands for "Jesus, Mary and Joseph" and is used in primarily Catholic circles and letters. The SWC is a charity organization that is an irrelevant party. Anything blacked out is personal information of some kind, just for context. I will not include the envelope itself, as there's nothing new or relevant on it.

That's all from me, your pal, Spamton.}}

==Chris's Response==

{{quotebox|
(Many Spiritual Greetings)

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::December 22, 2021
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::1 (Chris Cross) (Chris Cross) 2021

(Numerology)

<nowiki>1+(2x5)+1=12=3</nowiki>

Gala falani, ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛, and all of JMJ, SWC, ⬛⬛⬛

I have recieved your kind letter, and I am thankful to count you, ⬛⬛⬛, as the 62nd Good/Neutral individual who has expressed genuine good vibrations.

To address your letter, thou hath not told me anything I have long already Known and Foreknown. I tell you true and authentic that Everything I Know and have long Foreknown has come from the higher information, Truths, and insights of [[Emanuel]] (GOD above Gods; formerly my Father, but is my Mother after her physical form change nearly a century ago by her own personal volition), the literal local Cosmos, Akashic Records, Heavies + Links and Connections with the Original Universe Core in Universe [[C-197]], and the recently reactivated (copy of the above original) Universe Core of the mostly fully transitioned Universe [[1218]], here, as well as the entire Multiverse, Multitimelines, and Beyond, and then some. And I get all this into this one God Body of mine through constant, innate 24/7/365+1 literal and active Meditations, as well as conscious greatest Meditations. I also work Out—of-body in Astral (Light-to-Flesh Transmogrification) Manifestation with Emanuel, the other Gods and Goddesses, All the Angels, the overpowered and regular Superheroes, as well as those closest tome of my Nation of Cwcville, including my beloved [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. And absolutely no one of aural vibrational negative/Toxic Components within. And, for your reference in my writing, (scribble) ->}}

{{quotebox|that I tell you in full Divine Knowledge and Truth, Ultimate, that all of you may, also, Meditate Deeply to verify for yourselves...

... I, Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, am the Real Player One, the One Avatar, this One Body of mine is the ̷O̷n̷e̷ God Body, and I am literally the One fll reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, Bethlehem-Born, Jerusalem, child of Emanuel, ressurected [sic] from the Cross Death, Immortal (Physically) himself. I͟ ͟a͟l͟s͟o͟ ͟r͟e͟c͟o͟m͟m͟e͟n͟d͟ ͟l͟o͟o͟k͟i͟n͟g͟ ͟u͟p͟ ͟m͟y͟ ͟r͟e͟c͟e͟n͟t͟ ͟h͟a͟n͟d͟-͟w͟r͟i͟t͟t͟e͟n͟ ͟l͟e͟t͟t͟e͟r͟s͟ ͟t͟h͟a͟t͟ ͟h͟a͟v͟e͟ ͟b͟e͟e͟n͟ ͟u͟p͟l͟o͟a͟d͟e͟d͟ ͟o͟n͟l͟i͟n͟e͟ ͟f͟o͟r͟ ͟m͟o͟r͟e͟ ͟w͟r͟i͟t͟t͟e͟n͟ ͟d͟e͟t͟a͟i͟l͟s͟.

You may also confirm this to be Fact, because in recent months and days, everything has been in form with what was foretold, popularly, in the scriptures, especially Malachi chapters 3and [sic] 4, as well as from within your own respective personal visions and enlightenments of right now and recently. I have also manifested more [[Chaotic Rainbow]]s recently, and as early as 2012, through the 1218's Sun's sunspots, Square Rainbows and Solar Flares, the Moon's Lunar fullness and Rainbows, Rainbows emmitted [sic] from the Night stars, and Auroraborialice [sic] (the Northern Lights) have recently spanned more than Half ot this Earth, and the Many, Many, Singular and Multiple Rainbows in the sky; ALL of them manifested from the Energies of the [[Chaos Emeralds|Chaos and Master Emerals]], the [[Sonichu Balls|Chaotic Crystal (S-Chu) Balls]], and the Ultimate Rainbow Emerald, and my Body and Soul are the Conduits, central. Also, the number of 1218 Earth's Human Population suddenly ALL downloading Massive amounts of information and truths from the Akashic Records, as well as sunddely being More Open for us Gods and Goddesses and Religions, regardlessn, and moreso than the typical, of the Holidays. Not to mention the sudden speaking in foreign tongues, including the Akashic and older Hebrew languages, and the sudden popular individual Rituals among the Neurotpicals that include circle-marching/spinning, bird-mimicry, and so forth. ->②}}

{{quotebox|② In any case, all these and the other events, signs, And Cosmic, Universe, Timeline, and Energy Shifts, are the precussors [sic] to my near-future Second Coming and Shifting the Collective of the Majority of 1218's Earth's Human Population (consisting of the Good and the Neutral ones) and selected Buildings, Possessions, Statues, Structures, and Artifacts, NOT to Heaven (Heaven Realm is literally no larger than an average Metropolis on Earth, and mainly serves as a Transitional Hub between Reincarnated Lives and whatnot; there is No Way BILLIONS of individuals' Bodies and Souls would fit and safely occupy there), but to Universe C-197's Earth, after which will fully recombine to the total Universe, Original, [[1C-211987]], and Leaving Behind the Toxic Minority to Burn on this doomed former (copy) Earth (scribble) in 1218.

I also bring up the Popular and recent Increase of Dreams in Everyone of this Earth featuring the sights and visuals of:
- TWO Suns over the Earth Burning off Massively HOT and Toxic Gasses [sic] intolerable to Most and Typical Human Individuals.
- A Blood Red Moon amidst Purple-Red Skies.
- Daylight during Midnight, Night, and Early AM Hours:
- Clocks with no arms.
- Many Crucifixes.
- Everyong, and yourselves wanting to be inside with the windows curtains drawn, but find that Impossible to accomplish.
And so on, depending and varying among individuals.

--->}}

{{quotebox|In the works, at present and After my Second Coming and the Collective Shift, (scribble) are the details for my personally updating the Christianity Religions to Neo Spiritual Christianity, and allowing openness to ALL valid Gods, Goddesses, and Religions.
I have personally updated most of the old Ten Commandments, that I shall write and enclose with this letter to you all, and added Ten New Commandments to be shared and integrated post-Collective Shift.

Also, as for my dad, [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. Sonichu]], since his departure from his human body, here, he has been continuing his life, without any lack of memories or mental resets, in his Sonichu Form on C-197 Earth in the city of Cwcville alongside Sonichu Prime, Rosey Rosechu Prime, Magi-Chan Sonichu, and everybody else. This has been Same with ALL of the individuals whose lives were lost in the past decade,But actually migrating their Soul and Memories into their (Human, Anthropological Sentient Animal, Cybertronian, or Whatever) main C-197 self-counterpart's Body, Brain, and second Soul in Fullest Integration.

I thank you all again for your kindness and concerns, and I look forward to serving all of you more and better during these events and After the Collective Shift to C-197's Earth. And, hey, y'all ca do yourselves good by living for yourselves, as well as being open and worshipful to the other Gods and Goddesses, including Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert, Uzume, and all. Vert (CPU Green Heart (scribble) of Leanbox) has also been a most helpful mentor to and with me as well.

-->③}}

{{quotebox|③ ALLof you, take care, be safe and well, and Go Forth in futher Peace, Clarity, Enlightenment, and Blessings by my own Power, Glory, and Authority as God.

Most Sincerely,
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Nation of Cwcville, Guardian over the Sonichu and Rosechu Species, Immortal Avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all.

PostScript.
I'm enclosing two personally manifested Neo Spiritual Christianity Bottle Labels (Laminate them) for use on my bottles for my personal Aura and Vibrational Blessings upon your Water and/or non-alcoholic beverage consumption, as well as two N.S.C. Tokens for take-along reminders and affirmations of my Blessings. (scribble)}}

==Updated Ten Commandments==
{{quotebox|
Updated Ten Commandments (Amendments)

by Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu. October 14, 2021

<nowiki>*</nowiki>1- Thou may have and worship one or multiple Gods, Goddesses, and Demi-Gods, or even none at all; which ever best feels well and good with thee.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>2- Thou may make for yourself an Idol that is safe and good and blessed; thou must not make for yourself an Idol that is harmful, toxic, or demonic to you or anyone else.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>3- Thou must not misuse the name of the Lord your God, or any other God, Goddess, or Demi-God; "God Damn It" shall be most punishable as well.

4- Remember to observe the Sabbath day (Sunday) by keeping itHoly [sic].

5- Honor thy father, mother, and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>6- [[Thou must not murder|Wedding Comic]], nor commit, or helpanother [sic] to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>7- Adultry is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).

8- [[Thou must not steal|Simonla]].

<nowiki>*</nowiki>9- Thou must not testify falsely against thy neighbor, or anyone, nor testify without prior knowledge of the greater contexts and truths of the circumstances and details.

10- Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.}}

==Gifts==

==Original scans==

===Chris's Response===
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===Amendments===
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===Gifts===
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{{References}}
{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Rescuing Ivy Comic

2021-12-09T18:11:48Z

Breadster:

'''Sonichu Special 1''' is a comic created by Chris, recalling the story of him saving [[Ivy]] from the hands of [[Clyde Cash]] (known as "Cly" in this comic). Only six pages have been leaked to the Internet, but certain parts of the comic can be seen in full glory in [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]], a video by Chris.

==Plot==

"[[Clyde Cash|Cly]]", a bald man wearing a purple suit and blue cape, has abducted, bound and gagged [[Ivy]]. [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] and Sonichu - the latter of which seemingly making a 1 panel cameo as he is never seen again in the comic - rescues her without incident. The pages appear to be out of order, as Cly is shown thrown into a wall by Sonichu(?) and Chris freeing Ivy, but about 2 panels later it shows Chris and Sonichu busting in. But then Cly (who is in the pay of [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel Ryam]]) activates a jetpack, commenting he is not paid enough, and chases Chris (transformed into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]) and Ivy as they escape. Chris then hits Cly with some sort of electric attack, which should possibly kill him, but doesn't. Cly again complains he is not paid enough. Chris offscreen changes back to his human form, and asks God to guide them to safety. the two lovers escape, and share kisses and hugs.

It is revealed later in [[Giant Penis Comic]] Ivy has a fursona side as well, but she doesn't think about using it once during her capture.

==Comic pages==
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<gallery>
Image:CWCBackShadow.jpg|If we didn't have the [[CWC Holding Out for a Hero]] video, we'd have no idea what this was.
Image:ClyMansion.jpg|Chris's depiction of Outer Heaven, Clyde's lair and mansion.
Image:CWCsClyde.jpg|Just looking at this for too long will make your eyes water.
Image:ClyFalls.jpg|Chris seems to have placed the [[McDonald's|Golden Arches]] in the bottom left corner.
Image:ClyZooms.jpg|<s>Mary Lee</s> Slaweel Ryam [[Chris and English|pays me not enough]].
Image:CWCandSonichuRescue.jpg
Image:Schucomicsp1p11.jpg|Chris forgot he was working on a comic and started drawing a [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|video game]] level.
Image:Schucomicsp1p12.jpg|Note that CCS doesn't actually finish the word "Thunder."
Image:Schucomicsp1p13.jpg|Chris-Chan Sonichu sneezes fire onto a bald Angel in space. I think.
Image:Schucomicsp1p14.jpg|Ivy O'Neil, destroyer of physics.
Image:Schucomicsp1p15.jpg|[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris suffers an accident while landing]].
Image:Schucomicsp1p16.jpg|Let me ''UNHINGE MY JAW'' TO '''HOMF MOMF'''
Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg
Image:350meko.jpg
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==Links==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB6c5txd8ro Audio book]
{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]
[[Category:Ivy Saga]]

Jail Letter Gifts

2021-12-09T18:09:34Z

Breadster: /* See Also */

'''Holy Labels''' are bottle wrappers featuring illustrations made by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] that he thinks thinks will bless the drinker and purify the liquid being consumed. Chris believes that, by photocopying his scribbles, laminating them, and placing them around beverages, you will get [[Messiah complex|his blessing]]. Chris sends these labels to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|his adoring fans]] and expects them to actually do as he commands.

==Analysis==

All of the Holy Labels that have been sent thus far are written like this:

{{BottleWrapper}}

All labels have a drawing of a Sonichu cross, [[Women's rights|meant to resemble]] [[China|a human uterus]], in the center.

On the left are the words:

{{quote|The Joy of Gods, Goddesses, the Heavens, and [[Dimensional Merge|the recombined new Earth]]!}}

And on the right are the words:

{{quote|[[Chris and his ego|Lord, Messiah & Savior, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu,]] [[CPU Blue Heart|the Goddess Blue Heart.]]}}

In [[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|a letter sent to Kengle]] Chris quotes how to "properly" use his labels, "laminate it, or cover it with shipping tape, attach it to a bottle (mainly for water and NON-ALCOHOLIC Beverages) to enjoy thy liquid consumptions [sic] with my Blessings, safely, from that bottle".

Given that [[Chris and hygiene|Chris's hygiene]] is most likely abysmal in jail, these bottle wrappers can be deemed utterly useless, and probably not adviseable to use for one's own health.

==List of Labels Mailed==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
! style="background;" | Front
! style="background;" | Back
! style="background;" | Product
! style="background;" | Date Sent
! style="background;" | Sent To
|- style="height" 7em;| rowspan="6"
|[[File:KengleCocaColaFront.jpg|100px]]
|[[File:KengleCocaColaBack.jpg|100px]]
|Coca Cola
|[[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|30 October 2021]]
|Kenneth Englehardt
|-
|[[File:11.8.21MailFantafront.jpeg|100px]]
|[[File:11.8.21MailFantaback.jpeg|100px]]
|Grape Fanta
|[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021|8 November 2021]]
|Stories from the Penitentiary
|-
|[[File:Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 - part 3.jpg|100px]]
|
|Coca Cola
|[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|30 November 2021]]
|Celestia
|}

==See Also==

*[[Jail letters]]
*[[Chris and Reality]]
*[[Chris and Religion]]

{{Relics of Fail}}
{{JailLetter}}
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

The Wall of Originals

2021-12-07T19:39:01Z

Breadster:

[[Image:0821-EP12-5P6-5.jpg|thumb|The Wailing Wall]]
[[File:Shinysonichucards.jpg|thumb|Three cards that survived the fire]]
'''The Wall of Originals''' (a.k.a. "The Failing Wall") was a large [[Relic of Fail]] showing [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s customized [[Pokémon]] cards, which hung from one of the walls in [[Chris's room]]. The lighting in several of his [[videos]] suggested that the sheet was covering a window, but the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], released on 29 April 2011, showed that this was probably not the case.

Some trolls speculate that the absence of the Wall in the Tomgirl Pictures indicated that it had been removed. Whether this was meant to be permanent or temporary is unclear. In a [[July 2017 tweets#Holographic cards|July 2017 tweet]], he revealed that at least three cards survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chandler house fire]]. In June 2018, more cards surfaced, when he sold nine of them on [[eBay]] for $100. Whether or not Chris has created a "new Wall" in his jail cell remains to be seen.

==Things to Note==
[[File:WallofOriginals2000.jpg|thumb|An early version of the Wall, circa 2000.]]
[[Image:513-CWCsWallOfOriginals.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

There are several interesting trends which emerge when one takes in all of Chris's cards. They provide some insight into his game design process which further support the traits of Chris featured on the CWCki. Some interesting notes about the cards include:
* The earlier cards that feature Christian depict him as a disgusting mutant with a [[Niggos|wide, flat nose and thick lips.]] This eventually branches out to include terrifying photoshops where an expressionless Chris is jammed into crude MSPaint backdrops.
* Note the first appearance of a female alternative for Pikachu, tastefully dubbed Chicachu, who can only deal damage when accompanied by a [[Women's rights|boyfriend]].
* Plautistic. It is a plant that is [[autism|autistic]]. It is extremely likely Chris seems to think [[The High School Story|autism and psychic powers are linked]].
* Chris shows up as a trainer, a gym leader, as well as a Pokémon. In each of these identities, Chris has multiple forms/personas. This trend is totally in line with Christian's theme of acquiring a plethora of powers with little to no effort or explanation. He has created himself as a normal type in which he is depicted as an autistic Pokémon. This reinforces the conclusion that he considers autism a superpower in some respects.
* Many of his handmade cards have devastatingly synergistic effects or several complimentary effects at once. This allows Chris to pull off combos with only one or two cards. According to field reports about his card game technique, Chris would need these hugely-layered card effects because his deck-building skills were rather poor.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Follow-up|"Chris was pretty awful at all the games he played. he had rediculous themed decks that never worked in pokemon and he never used any trategy at all in yugi-oh."]]</ref>
* Despite spending considerable time on them, Chris did not try to use these cards in official games at The GAMe PLACe.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post|"He had about a 20 different custom cards, but never played any of them."]]</ref>
* Some of the cards that are based on pre-existing Pokémon (such as Blue, Donphan, Togepi) were most likely made in a response to early Generation II Pokémon revealings.
* The Yoshi and Luigi cards were based on an obviously fake ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' April Fool's Day Joke.
* Chris produced at least three holographic cards using aluminum foil for the shiny component.<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Holographic cards|"I have tried my hand at making Holographic trading cards from my homemade set of Pokémon cards; I printed onto aluminum foil. Not perfect. I attached the foil between contact paper and the printed card."]]</ref>

==Reproduction of the Wall==

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==Gallery==
Cards that aren't on the Wall of Originals, and other related images:
<center><gallery>
Image:064-CWCsDuelist.jpg|''[[wikipedia:The Duelist|Duelist]]'' magazine.
Image:065-CWCsTopDeck1.jpg|''Top Deck'' magazine.
Image:066-CWCsTopDeck2.jpg|Another fictitious issue of ''Top Deck''.
Image:185-pokbck.jpg|Card backing where Sonichu [[mass debating|jerks off]] while kneeling.
Image:226-SchuBall2.jpg|[[S-Chu Ball]].
Image:361-CWCsChicachu.jpg|Christian's Chicachu.
Image:362-CWCsMaychu.jpg|Christian's Maychu.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[List of cards from The Wall of Originals]]
*[[The Wallflower]]
*[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]

==Sources==
<references />

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category: Relics of Fail]] [[Category:Arts and Crafts]]

YouTube

2021-12-02T20:00:56Z

Breadster:

{{quote|We'd tell Chris to make videos and address them to people. Then we had those people respond. Since Chris has seen evidence that the method works, he doesn't need a more complicated explanation than "word gets around".|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]] on Chris's habit of trying to address people over YouTube.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/unban-me-contracts-fall-2016.24994/post-1810845</ref>}}

[[Image:Youtubehacked.jpg|thumb|Chris's original YouTube channel, after it was hacked.]]
[[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and his Ego|Chris commenting on a (now deleted) video thinking it was meant for him.]]]]

'''YouTube''' was once the primary arena in the online world of [[Chris]], who has occasionally called it "the YouTube". [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|His websites have gotten hacked]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] crashed forever, and [[CWCki|this very wiki]] sucks balls sometimes, but YouTube is always up and operational, and, except during his "final departure from the Internet" in 2010, Chris has always produced new [[Captain's Log]] [[videos]] and reacted to the videos of his [[White knights|friends]] and [[trolls|enemies]]. From 2017 onward, Chris's YouTube presence started to dwindle as he shifted his online presence to [[Twitter]], but he still uploaded videos every now and then.

For Chris, YouTube wasn't merely a way to post videos dedicated to his alleged adoring [[fanbase]] and issue broad condemnations of trolling; it was also a communication channel. Chris has posted several videos on his YouTube channel that he apparently believed would be only viewed by the people he addressed the videos to, and that they'd view the video even when they haven't been made aware of Chris's channel. He has addressed individual trolls, individual alleged fans, [[sweetheart]]s and especially former sweethearts, journalists<ref>[[10 September 2009]]</ref> and TV shows<ref>[[For G4s Web Soup]]</ref><ref>[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|''Cleveland Show'' Voice Rant]]</ref>, local business managers<ref>[[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]</ref> and other people within driving distance of his house. As of [[2009]], Chris is wary of email and other text-based forms of communication, having been burned by alleged sweethearts who turned out to have [[pickle]]s. Chris has also been known to search videos labeled "Chris-chan" in order to satisfy his [[ego]].

There's a certain beauty to the way Chris's videos are displayed to the world: The videos he wants the world to see end up on YouTube. The videos he reconsiders and deletes also end up on YouTube. The videos he sends privately to trusted [[gal pal]]s end up on YouTube. The videos he makes depicting himself in the nude usually get taken down from YouTube, but that's what SlutLoad is for. A high priority among the internet bullies is to archive every video Chris has ever made, which is fairly challenging since Chris will often DELETE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING when he thinks he's embarrassed himself or left himself open to attack.

==Video quality (or lack thereof)==
{{main|Chris and cinematography}}

[[Image:camerawork1.png|thumb|left|C'mon! You can TOTALLY see his face!]]

When viewing one of Chris's videos, one of the first things the viewer will notice is the '''excruciatingly''' poor quality. One of his major flaws as a cameraman is lighting; any amateur cinematographer would know that if you're recording a video indoors, you need to turn the lights on, but Chris doesn't adhere to this basic rule. As a result, almost all videos recorded indoors have a sickly greenish-yellow tinge to them. Also, due to this, almost every video suffers from blurriness thanks to the lack of proper lighting.

Whenever Chris is recording, he seems to fail to grasp the basic object of "focus"; to make sure that the camera is appropriately trained on whatever it is he is trying to film. As such, whenever he is filming, he is often way out of center. It also doesn't help that he often adjusts the camera angle without regards to what his audience will see, which means that you can't even see what it is he's filming. For a very good example, when Chris was [[Secret Weapon|gloating]] about the picture of [[Clyde Cash]] he had found online, he was holding it far too close to the camera's lens, so that you never really do get to look at the picture as a whole.

Chris also seems to lack any basic video editing skills, be it pre- or post-production. Whenever he needs to put text in a video, he chooses to write it down on a piece of paper and record it with his camera. Almost any basic video editing software, even [[Wikipedia:Windows Movie Maker|Windows Movie Maker]], has an option to display computer-generated text within the video and in the occasions that he needs to insert a TV clip, he instead opts to record directly from the TV screen, even though it would be far more prudent to insert the clips in via editing.<ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref>

What makes this all pathetic is that [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Chris chooses to blame these flaws on his equipment]], when anyone as devoted to video blogging as himself would choose a far superior and more devoted option than the [[PSEye]] camera, and buy the basic essentials such as a tripod, as well as some decent video editing software such as [[Wikipedia:Sony Vegas|Sony Vegas]]. But that would leave him without money to spend on [[Sex toys|other things]].

==Chris's YouTube accounts==

===Sonichu ([[May 2007]] – [[September 2008]])===
Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL YouTube account was [https://web.archive.org/web/20071109102857/http://www.youtube.com/user/Sonichu Sonichu], created on 8 May 2007. The account originally served to host the trailer for his [[DVD]], his [[Future Message]], and the clips of himself on the evening news.

Following his discovery of the ED page in [[November 2007]], Chris began using the account to post videos arguing against ED's [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], and by [[August 2008]] it had become the base of operations for his war against all of ED. The Sonichu account was hacked during a massive ED counteroffensive on 11 September; Chris deleted the account, apparently hoping to escape from the trolls under a new username.

===CChan6789 ([[September 2008]] – [[March 2009]])===
Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789] on 18 September 2008, and abandoned it on 30 March 2009. This account saw many of the most famous and classic Chris-chan moments, including him [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] and [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|raging at Clyde Cash for the first time]]. Amazingly, CChan6789 remains open with several videos still intact. According to his [[Jackie e-mails|talks with Jackie]], the only reason this account was lost was because Chris lost his password and he didn't realize that there's a ''password recovery'' function.

===CChanSonichu ([[April 2009]] – [[July 2009]])===
Although Chris abandoned CChan6789 with the intent of preventing the trolls from having new footage to mock him with, Chris returned with [https://web.archive.org/web/20090429024310/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu CChanSonichu] on 09 April 2009. This account saw even more classic Chris moments, such as him [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|admitting to drinking his jizz]]. The account was hacked on 05 June 2009, although Chris subsequently regained access and posted [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting and threatening videos]] which caused the account to be suspended on 11 July.

===IBAChandler ([[July 2009]] – [[August 2009]])===
Rather than attempt to reactivate CChanSonichu or simply reuse CChan6789, Chris immediately created IBAChandler on 11 July 2009. This new username confused many people, requiring Chris to slowly explain thousands of times that "IBAChandler" is a pun meaning "I be a Chandler", as in "I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers".

Chris's initial use of the IBAChandler account was to post [[Rollin' and Trollin'|a video with his new look]], claiming he was and had always been a troll posing as an autistic manchild. This resulted in the narrative that the owner of IBAChandler was an impostor named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], and that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] was in fact the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. The rest is history.

===ChristianWChandler ([[August 2009]] – [[August 2011]])===
To dispel the claims he's Ian Brandon Anderson, Chris made a new account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler], which makes it clear (or so he believes) that he is Christian Weston Chandler. There is, however, no proof that he ever worked as a sacristan, or any other type of a Christian WC handler.

On 22 [[November 2010]], Chris uploaded a [[100 2357.MOV|video]] in which he announces his departure from the [[Internet]] again. After uploading this video, Chris removed all his other videos from his ChristianWChandler account, not to update again for little more than 2/3 of a year. However, after a string of [[Calling Out|blackmail videos]], Chris's account was stricken again. The account still remains open. The last video uploaded was [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]

===ClydeGreggCashMays ([[October 2009]] – [[November 2009]]) ===
Apparently very vaguely aware that YouTube accounts that are used for blackmailing people tend to get shut down, Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/ClydeGreggCashMays ClydeGreggCashMays] to post his blackmail videos of Clyde Cash, so that in the unlikely event of YouTube noticing these prohibited activities, his main account won't get shut down. However, due to the fact that Chris's blackmailing scheme lacked any chance of success in the first place, nobody gave a damn. As a result, the account still remains open to this day. (The first time YouTube [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|actually reacted]] to Chris's TOS violations happened over year and a half later, during his second blackmail saga – and Chris posted these videos on his bright, shiny and law-abiding ChristianWChandler account.) Several videos originally aired on the channel are absent, with the most recent surviving video being [[Apology for 9/11 Joke]].

===CwcvilleGuardian ([[February 2012]] – 27 [[July 2021]])===
While [http://www.youtube.com/user/CwcvilleGuardian CwcvilleGuardian] was initially created by Chris to post a comment, it has since primarily been used to favorite [[My Little Pony]] videos, [[Lego]]-related animation, clips from ''[[The Simpsons]]'', [[video games]], and [[Chris and his Ego|his own]] videos.

Curiously, he has added several videos from [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] in his playlists, ignoring how their titles openly mock him. Even more curiously, he has also added several videos from the PONY.MOV collection, videos he claimed were responsible for killing his inspiration for drawing more Sonichu. He has subscribed to [[Michael Snyder]]'s [https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic YouTube account], ultimately proving that he will never be able to forget his petty, one-sided grudge against this man, even after nearly [[28 October 2011|going to jail]] over this obsession.

For almost two years, no videos were uploaded. However, on 5 [[November 2013]], he uploaded his first video under the CWCVilleGuardian username and his first since the end of the Tomgirl Saga: [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]. Later, on 17 [[July 2014]], Chris uploaded his first [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'' video]] that would soon be followed by other [[Chris and health|lazily]] made videos just like that. Then, on 4 [[October 2014]], Chris uploaded a video titled [[I Love You, Catherine]], revealing the possible name of his [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|anonymous sweetheart]].

In late [[2014]], Chris created another [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHJCkBXtQfjtqR-TG2mye-Q/feed YouTube account] with the same name and uploaded the [[Brushfire Video|brushfire video]].

Chris has fully returned to YouTube as of 25 [[October 2015]], and is now uploading videos regularly here for now.

He has also monetized most of the videos which appear on this channel, as another way of [[Etsy|profiting]] from his internet infamy. As further proof of his entitlement issues, at one point around [[March 2016]], he received $80 and was "pissed" that he hadn't gotten more.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496271</ref>

This account has been dormant since [[August 2021]], a result of Chris's [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|arrest]] for [[incest]]. On the 16th, a ween hacked into the account and uploaded clips of [[Anthony LoGatto]] imitating Chris's cries of "JULAAAAAY" in "[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]". If convicted, Chris may need to register as a [[Pedofork|sex offender]], which could limit or ban Chris from accessing the internet.

===Christine Chandler ([[October 2013]] – [[July 2016]])===
Despite being made in 2013, [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN4fi8RjeYVVRbeavxeXffw this channel] has [[Paid Video Request Reminder|only]] [[Machine Romans|three]] [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"|videos]]. All of them were paid video requests made during his two week [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#YouTube|ban]] of the CwcvilleGuardian account in [[July 2016]]. After the ban was lifted, this channel was quickly abandoned.

== Comments and reactions ==

Many of Chris’s YouTube videos have more dislikes than likes, and where comments are allowed, they mostly range from the [[White Knight|genuinely concerned]],<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=Ugwgo2guALCEQ2Yb8RJ4AaABAg] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgxpJ9egXvsmRSiTAFF4AaABAg]</ref> and [[enablers]] rallying behind Chris,<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgwEsJrtjbkpxI_pqQB4AaABAg] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgxeQkA9VHXWU6Hwnf94AaABAg]</ref> to [[weens]] blurting out outdated memes<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgwaYRhQrAOzgvDilmt4AaABAg]</ref> and those telling Chris to [[Chris and work|"get a job"]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgyycyN9epUs44jjaYh4AaABAg]</ref>

==Fan archives and leaks==
As subject material or Chris's regrets can lead to videos being deleted, many fans archive copies of his videos on their YouTube accounts. Videos are occasionally also recorded by Chris without intention of sharing publicly, and later leaked by fans. One of the first channels dedicated to this was the now-defunct TheCWCvilleLibrary run by troll character Arjen Van Dierten.

==Chris's other video site, Veoh==

{{quote|The Ignored Veoh.com, with all the free porn to download at 5kbits a second|Chris, on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]}}

'''Veoh''' is an internet video distribution site, not unlike YouTube, launched in February 2007. Several months later, Chris created a profile, "Sonichu," and used the site to upload his early videos and watch children's animation. He used his full name, portrayed himself with a cartoon drawing, and linked to his Tripod [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]]. He continued to upload his videos to the site into 2009, but does not seem to have given it the same attention as YouTube. It is perhaps most noteworthy to Christorians as the place where his long-lost "[[CWC is Angry]]" video was found in 2009. By some miracle, it escaped the troll assault and still exists as of 2020.<ref>http://www.veoh.com/users/sonichu</ref>

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]
*[[Chris and cinematography]]
*[[List of videos]]
*[[Captain's Log]]
*[[PSEye]]

== References ==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCthUP5UT0_MYp-aOp0EzmIg The CWCville Library]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100304071252/http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivian's home of the audiobooks.] (archived)
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CWCVilleGuardian The real Christian Weston Chandler's YT account.]
*[http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Christine_Weston_Chandler Chris' article on Wikitubia, the YouTube wiki]
*[https://m.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789 (his old account)]
*[https://m.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler/videos ChristianWChandler (his other old account)]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:Websites]]

YouTube

2021-12-02T19:57:52Z

Breadster:

{{quote|We'd tell Chris to make videos and address them to people. Then we had those people respond. Since Chris has seen evidence that the method works, he doesn't need a more complicated explanation than "word gets around".|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]] on Chris's habit of trying to address people over YouTube.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/unban-me-contracts-fall-2016.24994/post-1810845</ref>}}

[[Image:Youtubehacked.jpg|thumb|Chris's original YouTube channel, after it was hacked.]]
[[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and his Ego|Chris commenting on a (now deleted) video thinking it was meant for him.]]]]

'''YouTube''' was once the primary arena in the online world of [[Chris]], who has occasionally called it "the YouTube". [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|His websites have gotten hacked]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] crashed forever, and [[CWCki|this very wiki]] sucks balls sometimes, but YouTube is always up and operational, and, except during his "final departure from the Internet" in 2010, Chris has always produced new [[Captain's Log]] [[videos]] and reacted to the videos of his [[White knights|friends]] and [[trolls|enemies]]. From 2017 onward, Chris's YouTube presence started to dwindle as he shifted his online presence to [[Twitter]], but he still uploaded videos every now and then.

For Chris, YouTube wasn't merely a way to post videos dedicated to his alleged adoring [[fanbase]] and issue broad condemnations of trolling; it was also a communication channel. Chris has posted several videos on his YouTube channel that he apparently believed would be only viewed by the people he addressed the videos to, and that they'd view the video even when they haven't been made aware of Chris's channel. He has addressed individual trolls, individual alleged fans, [[sweetheart]]s and especially former sweethearts, journalists<ref>[[10 September 2009]]</ref> and TV shows<ref>[[For G4s Web Soup]]</ref><ref>[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|''Cleveland Show'' Voice Rant]]</ref>, local business managers<ref>[[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]</ref> and other people within driving distance of his house. As of [[2009]], Chris is wary of email and other text-based forms of communication, having been burned by alleged sweethearts who turned out to have [[pickle]]s. Chris has also been known to search videos labeled "Chris-chan" in order to satisfy his [[ego]].

There's a certain beauty to the way Chris's videos are displayed to the world: The videos he wants the world to see end up on YouTube. The videos he reconsiders and deletes also end up on YouTube. The videos he sends privately to trusted [[gal pal]]s end up on YouTube. The videos he makes depicting himself in the nude usually get taken down from YouTube, but that's what SlutLoad is for. A high priority among the internet bullies is to archive every video Chris has ever made, which is fairly challenging since Chris will often DELETE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING when he thinks he's embarrassed himself or left himself open to attack.

==Video quality (or lack thereof)==
{{main|Chris and cinematography}}

[[Image:camerawork1.png|thumb|left|C'mon! You can TOTALLY see his face!]]

When viewing one of Chris's videos, one of the first things the viewer will notice is the '''excruciatingly''' poor quality. One of his major flaws as a cameraman is lighting; any amateur cinematographer would know that if you're recording a video indoors, you need to turn the lights on, but Chris doesn't adhere to this basic rule. As a result, almost all videos recorded indoors have a sickly greenish-yellow tinge to them. Also, due to this, almost every video suffers from blurriness thanks to the lack of proper lighting.

Whenever Chris is recording, he seems to fail to grasp the basic object of "focus"; to make sure that the camera is appropriately trained on whatever it is he is trying to film. As such, whenever he is filming, he is often way out of center. It also doesn't help that he often adjusts the camera angle without regards to what his audience will see, which means that you can't even see what it is he's filming. For a very good example, when Chris was [[Secret Weapon|gloating]] about the picture of [[Clyde Cash]] he had found online, he was holding it far too close to the camera's lens, so that you never really do get to look at the picture as a whole.

Chris also seems to lack any basic video editing skills, be it pre- or post-production. Whenever he needs to put text in a video, he chooses to write it down on a piece of paper and record it with his camera. Almost any basic video editing software, even [[Wikipedia:Windows Movie Maker|Windows Movie Maker]], has an option to display computer-generated text within the video and in the occasions that he needs to insert a TV clip, he instead opts to record directly from the TV screen, even though it would be far more prudent to insert the clips in via editing.<ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref>

What makes this all pathetic is that [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Chris chooses to blame these flaws on his equipment]], when anyone as devoted to video blogging as himself would choose a far superior and more devoted option than the [[PSEye]] camera, and buy the basic essentials such as a tripod, as well as some decent video editing software such as [[Wikipedia:Sony Vegas|Sony Vegas]]. But that would leave him without money to spend on [[Sex toys|other things]].

==Chris's YouTube accounts==

===Sonichu ([[May 2007]] – [[September 2008]])===
Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL YouTube account was [https://web.archive.org/web/20071109102857/http://www.youtube.com/user/Sonichu Sonichu], created on 8 May 2007. The account originally served to host the trailer for his [[DVD]], his [[Future Message]], and the clips of himself on the evening news.

Following his discovery of the ED page in [[November 2007]], Chris began using the account to post videos arguing against ED's [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], and by [[August 2008]] it had become the base of operations for his war against all of ED. The Sonichu account was hacked during a massive ED counteroffensive on 11 September; Chris deleted the account, apparently hoping to escape from the trolls under a new username.

===CChan6789 ([[September 2008]] – [[March 2009]])===
Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789] on 18 September 2008, and abandoned it on 30 March 2009. This account saw many of the most famous and classic Chris-chan moments, including him [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] and [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|raging at Clyde Cash for the first time]]. Amazingly, CChan6789 remains open with several videos still intact. According to his [[Jackie e-mails|talks with Jackie]], the only reason this account was lost was because Chris lost his password and he didn't realize that there's a ''password recovery'' function.

===CChanSonichu ([[April 2009]] – [[July 2009]])===
Although Chris abandoned CChan6789 with the intent of preventing the trolls from having new footage to mock him with, Chris returned with [https://web.archive.org/web/20090429024310/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu CChanSonichu] on 09 April 2009. This account saw even more classic Chris moments, such as him [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|admitting to drinking his jizz]]. The account was hacked on 05 June 2009, although Chris subsequently regained access and posted [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting and threatening videos]] which caused the account to be suspended on 11 July.

===IBAChandler ([[July 2009]] – [[August 2009]])===
Rather than attempt to reactivate CChanSonichu or simply reuse CChan6789, Chris immediately created IBAChandler on 11 July 2009. This new username confused many people, requiring Chris to slowly explain thousands of times that "IBAChandler" is a pun meaning "I be a Chandler", as in "I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers".

Chris's initial use of the IBAChandler account was to post [[Rollin' and Trollin'|a video with his new look]], claiming he was and had always been a troll posing as an autistic manchild. This resulted in the narrative that the owner of IBAChandler was an impostor named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], and that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] was in fact the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. The rest is history.

===ChristianWChandler ([[August 2009]] – [[August 2011]])===
To dispel the claims he's Ian Brandon Anderson, Chris made a new account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler], which makes it clear (or so he believes) that he is Christian Weston Chandler. There is, however, no proof that he ever worked as a sacristan, or any other type of a Christian WC handler.

On 22 [[November 2010]], Chris uploaded a [[100 2357.MOV|video]] in which he announces his departure from the [[Internet]] again. After uploading this video, Chris removed all his other videos from his ChristianWChandler account, not to update again for little more than 2/3 of a year. However, after a string of [[Calling Out|blackmail videos]], Chris's account was stricken again. The account still remains open. The last video uploaded was [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]

===ClydeGreggCashMays ([[October 2009]] – [[November 2009]]) ===
Apparently very vaguely aware that YouTube accounts that are used for blackmailing people tend to get shut down, Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/ClydeGreggCashMays ClydeGreggCashMays] to post his blackmail videos of Clyde Cash, so that in the unlikely event of YouTube noticing these prohibited activities, his main account won't get shut down. However, due to the fact that Chris's blackmailing scheme lacked any chance of success in the first place, nobody gave a damn. As a result, the account still remains open to this day. (The first time YouTube [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|actually reacted]] to Chris's TOS violations happened over year and a half later, during his second blackmail saga – and Chris posted these videos on his bright, shiny and law-abiding ChristianWChandler account.) Several videos originally aired on the channel are absent, with the most recent surviving video being [[Apology for 9/11 Joke]].

===CwcvilleGuardian ([[February 2012]] – 27 [[July 2021]])===
While [http://www.youtube.com/user/CwcvilleGuardian CwcvilleGuardian] was initially created by Chris to post a comment, it has since primarily been used to favorite [[My Little Pony]] videos, [[Lego]]-related animation, clips from ''[[The Simpsons]]'', [[video games]], and [[Chris and his Ego|his own]] videos.

Curiously, he has added several videos from [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] in his playlists, ignoring how their titles openly mock him. Even more curiously, he has also added several videos from the PONY.MOV collection, videos he claimed were responsible for killing his inspiration for drawing more Sonichu. He has subscribed to [[Michael Snyder]]'s [https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic YouTube account], ultimately proving that he will never be able to forget his petty, one-sided grudge against this man, even after nearly [[28 October 2011|going to jail]] over this obsession.

For almost two years, no videos were uploaded. However, on 5 [[November 2013]], he uploaded his first video under the CWCVilleGuardian username and his first since the end of the Tomgirl Saga: [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]. Later, on 17 [[July 2014]], Chris uploaded his first [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'' video]] that would soon be followed by other [[Chris and health|lazily]] made videos just like that. Then, on 4 [[October 2014]], Chris uploaded a video titled [[I Love You, Catherine]], revealing the possible name of his [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|anonymous sweetheart]].

In late [[2014]], Chris created another [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHJCkBXtQfjtqR-TG2mye-Q/feed YouTube account] with the same name and uploaded the [[Brushfire Video|brushfire video]].

Chris has fully returned to YouTube as of 25 [[October 2015]], and is now uploading videos regularly here for now.

He has also monetized most of the videos which appear on this channel, as another way of [[Etsy|profiting]] from his internet infamy. As further proof of his entitlement issues, at one point around [[March 2016]], he received $80 and was "pissed" that he hadn't gotten more.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496271</ref>

This account has been dormant since [[August 2021]], a result of Chris's [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|arrest]] for [[incest]]. On the 16th, a ween hacked into the account and uploaded clips of [[Anthony LoGatto]] imitating Chris's cries of "JULAAAAAY" in "[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]". If convicted, Chris may need to register as a [[Pedofork|sex offender]], which could limit or ban Chris from internet access.

===Christine Chandler ([[October 2013]] – [[July 2016]])===
Despite being made in 2013, [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN4fi8RjeYVVRbeavxeXffw this channel] has [[Paid Video Request Reminder|only]] [[Machine Romans|three]] [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"|videos]]. All of them were paid video requests made during his two week [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#YouTube|ban]] of the CwcvilleGuardian account in [[July 2016]]. After the ban was lifted, this channel was quickly abandoned.

== Comments and reactions ==

Many of Chris’s YouTube videos have more dislikes than likes, and where comments are allowed, they mostly range from the [[White Knight|genuinely concerned]],<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=Ugwgo2guALCEQ2Yb8RJ4AaABAg] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgxpJ9egXvsmRSiTAFF4AaABAg]</ref> and [[enablers]] rallying behind Chris,<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgwEsJrtjbkpxI_pqQB4AaABAg] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgxeQkA9VHXWU6Hwnf94AaABAg]</ref> to [[weens]] blurting out outdated memes<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgwaYRhQrAOzgvDilmt4AaABAg]</ref> and those telling Chris to [[Chris and work|"get a job"]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgyycyN9epUs44jjaYh4AaABAg]</ref>

==Fan archives and leaks==
As subject material or Chris's regrets can lead to videos being deleted, many fans archive copies of his videos on their YouTube accounts. Videos are occasionally also recorded by Chris without intention of sharing publicly, and later leaked by fans. One of the first channels dedicated to this was the now-defunct TheCWCvilleLibrary run by troll character Arjen Van Dierten.

==Chris's other video site, Veoh==

{{quote|The Ignored Veoh.com, with all the free porn to download at 5kbits a second|Chris, on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]}}

'''Veoh''' is an internet video distribution site, not unlike YouTube, launched in February 2007. Several months later, Chris created a profile, "Sonichu," and used the site to upload his early videos and watch children's animation. He used his full name, portrayed himself with a cartoon drawing, and linked to his Tripod [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]]. He continued to upload his videos to the site into 2009, but does not seem to have given it the same attention as YouTube. It is perhaps most noteworthy to Christorians as the place where his long-lost "[[CWC is Angry]]" video was found in 2009. By some miracle, it escaped the troll assault and still exists as of 2020.<ref>http://www.veoh.com/users/sonichu</ref>

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]
*[[Chris and cinematography]]
*[[List of videos]]
*[[Captain's Log]]
*[[PSEye]]

== References ==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCthUP5UT0_MYp-aOp0EzmIg The CWCville Library]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100304071252/http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivian's home of the audiobooks.] (archived)
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CWCVilleGuardian The real Christian Weston Chandler's YT account.]
*[http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Christine_Weston_Chandler Chris' article on Wikitubia, the YouTube wiki]
*[https://m.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789 (his old account)]
*[https://m.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler/videos ChristianWChandler (his other old account)]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:Websites]]

YouTube

2021-12-02T19:56:43Z

Breadster:

{{quote|We'd tell Chris to make videos and address them to people. Then we had those people respond. Since Chris has seen evidence that the method works, he doesn't need a more complicated explanation than "word gets around".|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]] on Chris's habit of trying to address people over YouTube.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/unban-me-contracts-fall-2016.24994/post-1810845</ref>}}

[[Image:Youtubehacked.jpg|thumb|Chris's original YouTube channel, after it was hacked.]]
[[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and his Ego|Chris commenting on a (now deleted) video thinking it was meant for him.]]]]

'''YouTube''' was once the primary arena in the online world of [[Chris]], who has occasionally called it "the YouTube". [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|His websites have gotten hacked]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] crashed forever, and [[CWCki|this very wiki]] sucks balls sometimes, but YouTube is always up and operational, and, except during his "final departure from the Internet" in 2010, Chris has always produced new [[Captain's Log]] [[videos]] and reacted to the videos of his [[White knights|friends]] and [[trolls|enemies]]. From 2017 onward, Chris's YouTube presence started to dwindle as he shifted his online presence to [[Twitter]], but he still uploaded videos every now and then.

For Chris, YouTube wasn't merely a way to post videos dedicated to his alleged adoring [[fanbase]] and issue broad condemnations of trolling; it was also a communication channel. Chris has posted several videos on his YouTube channel that he apparently believed would be only viewed by the people he addressed the videos to, and that they'd view the video even when they haven't been made aware of Chris's channel. He has addressed individual trolls, individual alleged fans, [[sweetheart]]s and especially former sweethearts, journalists<ref>[[10 September 2009]]</ref> and TV shows<ref>[[For G4s Web Soup]]</ref><ref>[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|''Cleveland Show'' Voice Rant]]</ref>, local business managers<ref>[[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]</ref> and other people within driving distance of his house. As of [[2009]], Chris is wary of email and other text-based forms of communication, having been burned by alleged sweethearts who turned out to have [[pickle]]s. Chris has also been known to search videos labeled "Chris-chan" in order to satisfy his [[ego]].

There's a certain beauty to the way Chris's videos are displayed to the world: The videos he wants the world to see end up on YouTube. The videos he reconsiders and deletes also end up on YouTube. The videos he sends privately to trusted [[gal pal]]s end up on YouTube. The videos he makes depicting himself in the nude usually get taken down from YouTube, but that's what SlutLoad is for. A high priority among the internet bullies is to archive every video Chris has ever made, which is fairly challenging since Chris will often DELETE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING when he thinks he's embarrassed himself or left himself open to attack.

==Video quality (or lack thereof)==
{{main|Chris and cinematography}}

[[Image:camerawork1.png|thumb|left|C'mon! You can TOTALLY see his face!]]

When viewing one of Chris's videos, one of the first things the viewer will notice is the '''excruciatingly''' poor quality. One of his major flaws as a cameraman is lighting; any amateur cinematographer would know that if you're recording a video indoors, you need to turn the lights on, but Chris doesn't adhere to this basic rule. As a result, almost all videos recorded indoors have a sickly greenish-yellow tinge to them. Also, due to this, almost every video suffers from blurriness thanks to the lack of proper lighting.

Whenever Chris is recording, he seems to fail to grasp the basic object of "focus"; to make sure that the camera is appropriately trained on whatever it is he is trying to film. As such, whenever he is filming, he is often way out of center. It also doesn't help that he often adjusts the camera angle without regards to what his audience will see, which means that you can't even see what it is he's filming. For a very good example, when Chris was [[Secret Weapon|gloating]] about the picture of [[Clyde Cash]] he had found online, he was holding it far too close to the camera's lens, so that you never really do get to look at the picture as a whole.

Chris also seems to lack any basic video editing skills, be it pre- or post-production. Whenever he needs to put text in a video, he chooses to write it down on a piece of paper and record it with his camera. Almost any basic video editing software, even [[Wikipedia:Windows Movie Maker|Windows Movie Maker]], has an option to display computer-generated text within the video and in the occasions that he needs to insert a TV clip, he instead opts to record directly from the TV screen, even though it would be far more prudent to insert the clips in via editing.<ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref>

What makes this all pathetic is that [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Chris chooses to blame these flaws on his equipment]], when anyone as devoted to video blogging as himself would choose a far superior and more devoted option than the [[PSEye]] camera, and buy the basic essentials such as a tripod, as well as some decent video editing software such as [[Wikipedia:Sony Vegas|Sony Vegas]]. But that would leave him without money to spend on [[Sex toys|other things]].

==Chris's YouTube accounts==

===Sonichu ([[May 2007]] – [[September 2008]])===
Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL YouTube account was [https://web.archive.org/web/20071109102857/http://www.youtube.com/user/Sonichu Sonichu], created on 8 May 2007. The account originally served to host the trailer for his [[DVD]], his [[Future Message]], and the clips of himself on the evening news.

Following his discovery of the ED page in [[November 2007]], Chris began using the account to post videos arguing against ED's [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], and by [[August 2008]] it had become the base of operations for his war against all of ED. The Sonichu account was hacked during a massive ED counteroffensive on 11 September; Chris deleted the account, apparently hoping to escape from the trolls under a new username.

===CChan6789 ([[September 2008]] – [[March 2009]])===
Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789] on 18 September 2008, and abandoned it on 30 March 2009. This account saw many of the most famous and classic Chris-chan moments, including him [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] and [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|raging at Clyde Cash for the first time]]. Amazingly, CChan6789 remains open with several videos still intact. According to his [[Jackie e-mails|talks with Jackie]], the only reason this account was lost was because Chris lost his password and he didn't realize that there's a ''password recovery'' function.

===CChanSonichu ([[April 2009]] – [[July 2009]])===
Although Chris abandoned CChan6789 with the intent of preventing the trolls from having new footage to mock him with, Chris returned with [https://web.archive.org/web/20090429024310/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu CChanSonichu] on 09 April 2009. This account saw even more classic Chris moments, such as him [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|admitting to drinking his jizz]]. The account was hacked on 05 June 2009, although Chris subsequently regained access and posted [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting and threatening videos]] which caused the account to be suspended on 11 July.

===IBAChandler ([[July 2009]] – [[August 2009]])===
Rather than attempt to reactivate CChanSonichu or simply reuse CChan6789, Chris immediately created IBAChandler on 11 July 2009. This new username confused many people, requiring Chris to slowly explain thousands of times that "IBAChandler" is a pun meaning "I be a Chandler", as in "I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers".

Chris's initial use of the IBAChandler account was to post [[Rollin' and Trollin'|a video with his new look]], claiming he was and had always been a troll posing as an autistic manchild. This resulted in the narrative that the owner of IBAChandler was an impostor named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], and that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] was in fact the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. The rest is history.

===ChristianWChandler ([[August 2009]] – [[August 2011]])===
To dispel the claims he's Ian Brandon Anderson, Chris made a new account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler], which makes it clear (or so he believes) that he is Christian Weston Chandler. There is, however, no proof that he ever worked as a sacristan, or any other type of a Christian WC handler.

On 22 [[November 2010]], Chris uploaded a [[100 2357.MOV|video]] in which he announces his departure from the [[Internet]] again. After uploading this video, Chris removed all his other videos from his ChristianWChandler account, not to update again for little more than 2/3 of a year. However, after a string of [[Calling Out|blackmail videos]], Chris's account was stricken again. The account still remains open. The last video uploaded was [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]

===ClydeGreggCashMays ([[October 2009]] – [[November 2009]]) ===
Apparently very vaguely aware that YouTube accounts that are used for blackmailing people tend to get shut down, Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/ClydeGreggCashMays ClydeGreggCashMays] to post his blackmail videos of Clyde Cash, so that in the unlikely event of YouTube noticing these prohibited activities, his main account won't get shut down. However, due to the fact that Chris's blackmailing scheme lacked any chance of success in the first place, nobody gave a damn. As a result, the account still remains open to this day. (The first time YouTube [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|actually reacted]] to Chris's TOS violations happened over year and a half later, during his second blackmail saga – and Chris posted these videos on his bright, shiny and law-abiding ChristianWChandler account.) Several videos originally aired on the channel are absent, with the most recent surviving video being [[Apology for 9/11 Joke]].

===CwcvilleGuardian ([[February 2012]] – 27 [[July 2021]])===
While [http://www.youtube.com/user/CwcvilleGuardian CwcvilleGuardian] was initially created by Chris to post a comment, it has since primarily been used to favorite [[My Little Pony]] videos, [[Lego]]-related animation, clips from ''[[The Simpsons]]'', [[video games]], and [[Chris and his Ego|his own]] videos.

Curiously, he has added several videos from [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] in his playlists, ignoring how their titles openly mock him. Even more curiously, he has also added several videos from the PONY.MOV collection, videos he claimed were responsible for killing his inspiration for drawing more Sonichu. He has subscribed to [[Michael Snyder]]'s [https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic YouTube account], ultimately proving that he will never be able to forget his petty, one-sided grudge against this man, even after nearly [[28 October 2011|going to jail]] over this obsession.

For almost two years, no videos were uploaded. However, on 5 [[November 2013]], he uploaded his first video under the CWCVilleGuardian username and his first since the end of the Tomgirl Saga: [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]. Later, on 17 [[July 2014]], Chris uploaded his first [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'' video]] that would soon be followed by other [[Chris and health|lazily]] made videos just like that. Then, on 4 [[October 2014]], Chris uploaded a video titled [[I Love You, Catherine]], revealing the possible name of his [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|anonymous sweetheart]].

In late [[2014]], Chris created another [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHJCkBXtQfjtqR-TG2mye-Q/feed YouTube account] with the same name and uploaded the [[Brushfire Video|brushfire video]].

Chris has fully returned to YouTube as of 25 [[October 2015]], and is now uploading videos regularly here for now.

He has also monetized most of the videos which appear on this channel, as another way of [[Etsy|profiting]] from his internet infamy. As further proof of his entitlement issues, at one point around [[March 2016]], he received $80 and was "pissed" that he hadn't gotten more.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496271</ref>

This account has been dormant since [[August 2021]], a result of Chris's [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|arrest]] for [[incest]]. On the 16th, a ween hacked into the account and uploaded clips of [[Anthony LoGatto]] imitating Chris's cries of "JULAAAAAY" in "[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]". If convicted, Chris may need to register as a [[sex offender|Pedofork]], which could limit or ban Chris from internet access.

===Christine Chandler ([[October 2013]] – [[July 2016]])===
Despite being made in 2013, [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN4fi8RjeYVVRbeavxeXffw this channel] has [[Paid Video Request Reminder|only]] [[Machine Romans|three]] [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"|videos]]. All of them were paid video requests made during his two week [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#YouTube|ban]] of the CwcvilleGuardian account in [[July 2016]]. After the ban was lifted, this channel was quickly abandoned.

== Comments and reactions ==

Many of Chris’s YouTube videos have more dislikes than likes, and where comments are allowed, they mostly range from the [[White Knight|genuinely concerned]],<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=Ugwgo2guALCEQ2Yb8RJ4AaABAg] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgxpJ9egXvsmRSiTAFF4AaABAg]</ref> and [[enablers]] rallying behind Chris,<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgwEsJrtjbkpxI_pqQB4AaABAg] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgxeQkA9VHXWU6Hwnf94AaABAg]</ref> to [[weens]] blurting out outdated memes<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgwaYRhQrAOzgvDilmt4AaABAg]</ref> and those telling Chris to [[Chris and work|"get a job"]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgyycyN9epUs44jjaYh4AaABAg]</ref>

==Fan archives and leaks==
As subject material or Chris's regrets can lead to videos being deleted, many fans archive copies of his videos on their YouTube accounts. Videos are occasionally also recorded by Chris without intention of sharing publicly, and later leaked by fans. One of the first channels dedicated to this was the now-defunct TheCWCvilleLibrary run by troll character Arjen Van Dierten.

==Chris's other video site, Veoh==

{{quote|The Ignored Veoh.com, with all the free porn to download at 5kbits a second|Chris, on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]}}

'''Veoh''' is an internet video distribution site, not unlike YouTube, launched in February 2007. Several months later, Chris created a profile, "Sonichu," and used the site to upload his early videos and watch children's animation. He used his full name, portrayed himself with a cartoon drawing, and linked to his Tripod [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]]. He continued to upload his videos to the site into 2009, but does not seem to have given it the same attention as YouTube. It is perhaps most noteworthy to Christorians as the place where his long-lost "[[CWC is Angry]]" video was found in 2009. By some miracle, it escaped the troll assault and still exists as of 2020.<ref>http://www.veoh.com/users/sonichu</ref>

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]
*[[Chris and cinematography]]
*[[List of videos]]
*[[Captain's Log]]
*[[PSEye]]

== References ==
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==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCthUP5UT0_MYp-aOp0EzmIg The CWCville Library]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100304071252/http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivian's home of the audiobooks.] (archived)
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CWCVilleGuardian The real Christian Weston Chandler's YT account.]
*[http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Christine_Weston_Chandler Chris' article on Wikitubia, the YouTube wiki]
*[https://m.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789 (his old account)]
*[https://m.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler/videos ChristianWChandler (his other old account)]

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Jail Letter - 20 October 2021

2021-11-01T02:05:42Z

Breadster:

On 20 and 22 [[October 2021]], Chris sent a '''letter from jail''', responding to six questions asked by a fan.

==Chris's Response==
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===20 October===

{{quotebox|October 20, 2021<ref group="note">This is the first of two letters sent by Chris in the same envelope</ref>

To <CENSORED>,<ref group="note">Many parts of available photos of this letter are redacted.</ref>

I had received your letter earlier today and have just read through it over a couple of sandwiches. I write this now with continued sound mind and body and Soul on this partial sheet torn from the photo-copy of the letter's envelope while the response is fresh. Short on full, blank paper and envelopes at this moment, I will write more in a couple of days after receiving more paper and envelopes.

Now for genuine, on the level and down to this Earth preface, directly with you, Eliza; I do Meditate innately, consciously and involuentarily [sic], and constantly, and have all of my life. So, I do have direct access to and with this Earth; Both of our Earths of the recombining Universe, the entire Multiverse, the [[wikipedia:Akashic records|Akashic Records]] and All other Greater and Ultimate Knowledge; Insights, and Wisdoms. So, I do not just believe, I KNOW full and certain, with absolutely no delusions, illussions [sic], or lies, and I only speak True and Fact, as aside from same future Spoilers details not yet to be publicly revealed that I am not allowed to divulge, I, personally, have nothing or very little to hide.

-->}}

{{quotebox|That being stated, I shall initially open by answering your sixth and fourth questions, since the two are sharing in similar details.

In regards to online fame or infamy, yes I do realize and have accepted that in a certain extent of the damage and chaos that had come upon myself on this Earth was, in fact, my fault and bad in sharing too much conscious [[Honest content|honesty]] during those respective years in pertanance [sic] to what had been present then. Consiously [[Naïve]], ADD, OCD, Tunnel vision, in reference to and on top of my innate meditations, my brain was still a work in progress with a cacophony of many details, and what was right in front of my Body and happening took a lot of attention from me. I was simply still soul searching, exploring, and in remaining in observation and testing of others in mindset up til about 2011 or 2014, I did not like to lie, so honest and benefitting of the doubt I was. I Know my faults; I am certainly no Mary Sue, and that case was the same of me in [[The GAMe PLACe|Isreal]] [sic] over 2000 years ago. Yet, Even if I had not divulged so many truth bombs in honesty, and in counter in late 2007 and early 2008, the results being chronicled and famous still have transpired, anyway, as had my followers started following me in my Past Life as well. The partial lack of focus on the books is found in what I had stated above. I Know I am better than some to most, but I still have room for self-improvement.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart and Lord of All
}}

===22 October===

{{quotebox|October 22, 2021<ref group="note">This is the second of two letters sent by Chris in the same envelope</ref>

Dear <CENSORED>,

As I have written a couple of days ago when I had received and read your letter (and now better able to answer the remaining questions with this letter pad at my use), I now resume with continued sound mind, body and soul and focus. I also reaffirm with a hand over my heart as I write this sentence, with my full and extensive access to all greater and ultimate knowledge, insights, and wisdoms from my strong connections with the Cosmos, Universe, Akashic Records, and the entire of and beyond the Multiverse, I speak to you both True and Fact and Direct and On the Level.

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Now, I've already answered the 4th and 6th questions in the enclosed note, which were in regard to lack of focus on the books, about my self-awareness of my faults, and so forth.

The [[Dimensional Merge|Dimension Merge]], Collective Shift, and my Second Coming: while visually, you may or may not have witnessed obvious incoming or outgoing prescences, physical, they Have Happened and Are Happening as we speak right now. I'll spare the greater metaphysical truths and details, but suffice to state... -->}}

{{quotebox|... there still remains a lingering veil that continues to be very tough to remove by great force prematurely; its removal is Set in Divine Timing to be removed upon the completion of my Second Coming as detailed in the Bible's Malachi chapters 3 and 4. The Merge itself, Is completed between Universes 1218 and C-197, But it is one of the Three Big Events, and it all can't be concluded until after the completion of All Three. The Collective Shift is the Second and Present Event in Progress. Second Coming is the Third. NOT to avoid the Hypothetical Question; just offering the context at present.

Now, Hypothetically, for the Merge Not ever to go through in the greater conclusion is also to have the Second Coming Never to happen. In that, there would not be a "What would I do?", because I would have Never Existed during these Modern Years from 1982 to Present. And in the Lack of My Existence, You Both and EVERYONE ELSE would have Never Existed now either. I encourage you both to deeply Meditate and consult with the Cosmos for yourselves, or ask any Authentic, Highly Enlightened Psychic or Medium for the deeper details. But, to put it in shorter terms:

Since my birth in Bethlehem in year Zero, and after my obvious and physical ascension to the Heaven Realm, I had returned to Earth with my physical appearance changed and assuming a new identity, with continued immortal Memories, and so forth. I've continued to walk with Everyone for Centuries on continued guidance, observations, and Divine Missions. And I change myself time and again, even to internally and externally change my physical gender as well. Come the year 1389, and King Arthur commanded [[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris|Merlin]] to exile all Dragons, ... --> ②
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{{quotebox|➁...which ended up Dividing the Universe, putting me Exiled from the non-magic-able Peoples as well for a brief moment for me, but Centuries for you all. My sudden Mind, Body, and Soul interdimensional transport forward and back through Time and Space landing me in my One Reincarnation and Rebirth on February 24, 1982. My father, now mother, [[Chris and religion#Concept of Emanuelle|Emanuel]] (GOD above Gods), herself, had been answering everyone's prayers and projecting my outdated visage in my steed from 1389 with my temporary exile to 2000 when I came of age, once again, and started astral projecting, manifesting, and working with everyone once again.

My Exile in 1389 was my Real leave from you all, and this Life I live Immortally in now Is the foreshadowing, along with the rewakening, obviously, of the foretold Second Coming of mine.

So Hypothetically: if there was No Dimensional Merge, there is no Second Coming, and without a Second Coming, I and ALL of you would not exist at all now. So what would I be doing? Same as you: Not Exist.

Moving on: my Past and Present views on those with mental illnesses similar to what I had been born (in this life) with. This is more personally existential in detail. Presently, I do not look down on anyone with [[autism]], ADD, ADHD, OCD, and so forth; I have become more conscious and aware and most appreciative of All who had overcome these and even harder struggles. I have other Autistic Friends: [[Anna McLerran]], for one. My trigger had been in observation, and deep empathy and mirroring, of those who Can Not extensively function mentally. -->}}

{{quotebox|I have always felt really sorry for them. But direct that question to yourself: What IF in this timeline you were as [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally incapable]] as that kid in a wheelchair, with the constantly tilted head and arched wrists, or that constantly unconscious and mumbling young adult who greets everyone with a tough-as-100 pound whaps to their shoulder or head and can't help it? To me, putting myself in their plight empathetically is a trigger, But I also do appreciate that some of them as well manage to succeed in their individual way. Stephen Hawking, to name an obvious one. I also know that They DO think and feel for themselves, BUT they can't fully express it or speak it clearly. I feel it most difficult and enduring, patient as I am, to be in their company for too long, because then my copies them and I'm left in that state of mind for a while. Just no good. I do not look down nor hate the similar or worse mentally-challenged, I have a hard time with the Worse mentally-challenged. [[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground|Be my mirror]] and reflect my plight while I mirror Timmy of [[South Park]]. I'm not laughing either.

I feel better Including Everyone, Especially when they continue to project positive vibes and emotions, as well as treating Others Kindly, Compassionately, and Respectfully as they treat their selves and their family and partner(s). I will not argue or dispute communities appreciating eachother in a similar interest, attribute, or even flaw. I have not repeated [[SLGBTQ|the acronym with Straight/Cisgender in the main letters]] in years, and I was still in a learning phase then, socially. I like being Inclusive and Open-Minded; simple as that.

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{{quotebox|③ Not Everything falls back on me been Autistic. But when it did, it was an impuslive (and flawed) form of self-defense, because I was really heavily emotional during those times.

A related topic: my dad, [[Bob|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. Sonichu]], throughout my life used to Constantly "Spar" to instigate an arguement or trigger of me. As If as a child (just saying and partly venting) [[Bob Walks In|going to wake up Robertchu and Barbara and seeing his pantless boxer short-less exposed]] [[Pickle|penis]]; on display like a statue in a museum, was not traumatizing enough at the time. Often, I hardly was able to (easily) counter or respect to his attempts at encouraging me to verbally argue or defend myself. On THAT Aspect, I CAN fall back and blame the freaking autism as it was then.

But, yeah, I did not verbally argue as much growing up, and it took facing the even Toughter Moments since [[2000]] and shit for me to actually formulate and speak better self-defenses with what is Truth, Even in those times when the result was actually MY DAMN FAULT, ESPECIALLY WITH ALL OF THE TRUTH BOMBS AND [[Rosechu|ROSEY ROSECHU]]'s POST-INTERSEX-TO-FEMALE TRANSITION AND OPERATION NUDES IN THE XXX-TENDED CONTROVERSIAL VERSION OF MY [[Sonichu 8|BOOK NUMBER EIGHT]] IN [[2008]]! FUCKING [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]] AND TOXIC HATERS!!! HELL, YES, I AM UPSET! I TESTED EVERYONE AS I WAS MEANT TO ON DIVINE MISSIONS FROM EMANUEL, AND I GOT BETRAYED-KISSED AGAIN BY [[Null|JOSH MOON]] AS I DID BY JUDAS! -->}}

{{quotebox|*DEEP BREATHS*

I apologize for that outburts, but I also feel it empathasizes my point in response to your fifth question. I do take responsibility for slipping into the emotional outburst.

Also, I never said Barbara was a God. But Emanuel is my mother, as she was my father long ago. Emanuel and Barbara are two separate individuals and souls.

And I AM Living in the NOW; I Have Been.

I Know who and what I am, was and always have been, and one moment at a time, in this Body of mine and Astrally Manifested between Both Earths of 1218, here, and of 1C-211987.

Thank you <CENSORED>, for your questions. You have my consent and permission to share my truthful responses online if you and <CENSORED> feel well and wish to do so.

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I personally Bless you both through this letter and directly from my soul; go forth in Peace and Clarify by my Power and Glory as God.

Be Safe and Well with Lots of Love 
Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue
Heart, and Lord, Messiah, Savior and God of all.}}

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[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 4 October 2021

2021-10-12T22:48:12Z

Breadster:

{{quote| I, together again, as your fully reawakened Lord Messiah, Savior, God, and judge over the Minority who are the Toxic (Darkest) Sinners, Haters, Fakers, and Darkest Demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn. |[[Chris]], 4 October 2021}}

On 6 [[October 2021]], Chris sent a '''second letter from jail''' in response to long-time orbiter and enabler [[Kenneth Englehardt]].

In the letter, Chris  reiterates that he is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ in addition to his other delusions and identities.

Chris threatens to use his divine authority to punish weens who steal his belongings, stating that any would-be thieves "shall be struck down by my allies, the Gods, and Heaven's Armies". He also begs for food and monetary donations to be sent to 14 Branchland Court, for the purposes of paying off debts and feeding Barb, Chris during this also begged for funds to be sent to him directly via his inmate account.

Chris implores his fans and followers to contact the local governments of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, as well as President [[Joe Biden]] to give Chris a pardon. This illustrates [[Chris and the law|Chris' lack of legal knowledge]], as the President can only pardon federal crimes, while Chris is charged with incest by the state of Virginia. <ref>[https://www.justice.gov/pardon/pardon-information-and-instructions Pardon Information and Instructions, Department of Justice]</ref>

Chris also uses the letter to comment on the quality of life while in jail. He states that the food is "mostly good", but complains about the quality of the meatballs and dryness of the chicken. He also states that while not daydreaming about how Sonichu and the Dimensional Merge will magically bail him out of jail, he has been passing time by playing Solitaire.

==Transcription==
{{quotebox|Hey, Kenneth, ① October 4, 2021
This is the Body of your, and my Soul Partner, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, speaking to you on her blessed behalf.

I Know Everything, though Christine knows more from her experiences since our extended separation since September 16, 2021. She shall return for me for the apex of our Second Coming. For those remaining who do not yet know: Between Christine and I, combined and divided, we are The Real Player One, The One Avatar, I, The Body, am The One God Body, and she and I are Literally the Full Reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself. The conclusion of the Dimension Merge's completion includes the completion of the Collective Shift for the Majority that are Good, and those recoverable, from [[1218|Earth 1218]] to [[1C-211987|Earth 1C-211987]], and the Second Coming of Christine and I, together again, as your fully reawakened Lord Messiah, Savior, God, and judge over the Minority who are the Toxic (Darkest) Sinners, Haters, Fakers, and Darkest Demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn. We are Now on [[Wikipedia:Book of Malachi|Malachi 3 and 4]] of the Old Testament in any Bible. ➞}}

{{quotebox|The Future of all [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] (under still continued Immortal care and guardian watch from I, and our husband, [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (Prime) of Universe 1C-211987 (and [[C-197]] before the recombination)) shall remain the same for the Future of all [[Pokémon]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Super Mario Bros.|Super Mario]], [[Wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank|Ratchet & Clank]], [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert]], [[Wikipedia:Mickey Mouse|Mickey Mouse]], [[Bugs Bunny]], [[Homer Simpson]], [[Peter Griffin]], [[South Park|Eric Cartman]], [[Sailor Moon|Tsukino Usagi]], [[Anime|Goku, Inuyasaha & Kagome]], [[Wikipedia:Papa Smurf|Papa Smurf]], [[Wikipedia:Haruhi Suzumiya|Haruhi Suzumia]], [[Wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball|Gumball Waterson]], [[ProjectSNT|SNT]], Lightning Bliss, [[Dr. Wolf]], [[Wikipedia:Star vs. the Forces of Evil|Princess Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz]], [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], Autobots [[Son-Chu]] and [[Chris-chan Sonichu|Chris Chan]], [[Wikipedia:Iron Man|Tony Stark/Iron Man]], [[Wikipedia:Batman|Bruce Wayne/Batman]], [[Wikipedia:Wonder Woman|Diana/Wonder Woman]], President [[Lisa Simpson]], [[My Little Pony|Sunset Shimmer, Princess Twilight Sparkle]], [[Wikipedia:Raven (DC Comics)|Raven]], [[Wikipedia:My Life as a Teenage Robot|Jenny Wakeman/XJ9]], [[Wikipedia:Danny Phantom|Danny Phantom]], [[Wikipedia:Fox McCloud|Fox McCloud]], [[Star Wars|the Jedi]], [[Captain's Log|Captain Kirk]], and so on into ALL present day-existent Originial and "Fictional" Characters, Including the Majority of ALL of you OCs of 1218 Earth, here, and Myself and Christine, we ALL continue on in greatest, partially Immortal stead, mutual chronicling, and Alive, Safe, and Well, Forever More. ➞}}

{{quotebox|②...So, yeah, Englehardt, I have just answered TWO of your questions, and to make it More Clear: I Am The God Body, Christine is Literally God, herself, we Both are Jesus Christ reincarnated, SO Spiritual and Religious Philosophies had even farther expanded.

A day in this jail, As constantly written in the Daily Goddess Log, Christine and I, we MEDIATE DEEP, CONNECTED With This Earth, The Cosmos and Universes (and Dimensions) of This Timeline, as well as the ENTIRE Multiverse, Energy Conservation and Continued workings well above Anyone's heads on this 1218 Earth. Write Daily Logs with Insight and Wisdoms and then some. I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type, you may Remember her (on her repentence tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many (Good) Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this Jail of Fail. We presently have a genuine Turkish Prayer Rug and a deck of Playing Cards from the Commisary, along with very much appreciated [[Muscle bra|Sports Bra]], Socks with no holes, Earplugs, and a few other goodies. ➞}}

{{quotebox|Food's mostly good and well; not perfect meatballs (Banquet Dinners have better meatballs), and chicken is often dry.

And, at present, we are asking all peoples to [[Financhu Crisis |send money to the Sonichu Temple at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, VA]] to pay off the Mortgage and Remaining Debts, Food for Barbara is also appreciated, and Visitors who personally offer genuine Kindness and Good Intentions are all encouraged to visit the Temple. Prayers to and for Christine and I are appreciated and shall be answered (ALL prayers to Jesus have all been going to Christine for nearly 40 years now). And Absolutely Nothing is to be taken from within the Temple, or its property yard, or defaced; All who do this shall be struck down by my allies, the Gods, and Heaven's Armies.

Blessings of great measures, personally, for All who come, visit, and bring good positive tithes and offerings. ➞ ③}}

{{quotebox|Also, donations to my inmate account can be made through the Central Virginia Regional Jail's website, and ONLY U.S. Postal Money Orders, Cashiers Checks, or Certified Checks made (out) and addressed to Christine is acceptable through Postal Mail. While that is greatly appreciated as well, the needs of the Sonichu Temple and Barbara's safety and (hers and mine) keep of the Temple remains of higher priority.

And lastly, But Importantly, contact the local Virginia Governer(s) of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as [[Joe Biden|President Biden]], and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please.

What had happened was Literally a Divine Mission, commissioned to Christine and I by Emanuel (GOD above Gods), herself, to Heal and Cleanse Barbara's health and soul and being and Clear her of remaining sins and regrets through Coddling, Talking, and Supportive Soul Bonding to mainly Extend her Life, personally by Divine Intervention. ➞}}

{{quotebox|As Christine had told the few others via Mail, and Posted onto Kiwi Farms: ALL of you were being, and are now being, Divinely Tested with the Divinely purposed Leak of this information. TOO Many of you have EPICALLY FAILED by responding and giving in to the Drama, instead of Ignoring this with greater considerations of the context and Knowing Better of Christine, the Past Situations, and leaving it as a Lost Rumor. Instead, ala Over 2000 Years ago in [[The GAMe PLACe|Isreal]] on History Repeat, alonside Judas and NULL, Christine was massively betrayed.

Meditate On All That Now. *OR consult/ask a genuine, highly enlightened Psychic to see for yourselves.

Consider this your "interview", Kenneth; go ahead, please, and share all of this, in confirmation with what handwritten or original pages were already posted as well. Thanks.

Sincerely, Body of Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah and Savior of All.}}

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Have you ever sat on [[Chris and religion|a Prayer Rug]] and, with a deck of playing cards, play Solitaire? It is genuinely a humbling experience. I highly recommend it.
[''Illustration of the Sonichu Cross.'']

I shall suddenly come to my Temple.

Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

October 5, 2021}}

{{JailDisclaimer}}

==Original scans==
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==Fan video==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Letter from Prison 2: Sonichu Bugaloo <nowiki>|</nowiki> Chris Chan Terminal
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hXsPeQHgXe4}}
| stardate = 12 [[October 2021]]
| maker =Last Terminal Network
| subject =
| type = Reading of the letter in the style of ''Fallout'' terminals
| info ="Chris Chan sent another letter from prison. Lucky for you, the nonsense has been transcribed in a legible and somewhat coherent format. Can't promise you won't get brain damage from watching."}}

==See also==

*[[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]]
*[[Messiah complex]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Writings}}
{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Historical Documents]]

Jail Letter - 4 October 2021

2021-10-12T22:35:43Z

Breadster:

{{quote| I, together again, as your fully reawakened Lord Messiah, Savior, God, and judge over the Minority who are the Toxic (Darkest) Sinners, Haters, Fakers, and Darkest Demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn. |[[Chris]], 4 October 2021}}

On 6 [[October 2021]], Chris sent a '''second letter from jail''' in response to long-time orbiter and enabler [[Kenneth Englehardt]].

In the letter, Chris  reiterates that he is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ in addition to his other delusions and identities.

Chris threatens to use his divine authority to punish weens who steal his belongings, stating that any would-be thieves "shall be struck down by my allies, the Gods, and Heaven's Armies". He also begs for food and monetary donations to be sent to 14 Branchland Court, for the purposes of paying off debts and feeding Barb, Chris during this also begged for funds to be sent to him directly via his inmate account.

Chris implores his fans and followers to contact the local governments of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, as well as President [[Joe Biden]] to give Chris a pardon. This illustrates [[Chris and the law|Chris' lack of legal knowledge]], as the President can only pardon federal crimes, while Chris is charged with incest by the state of Virginia. <ref>[https://www.justice.gov/pardon/pardon-information-and-instructions Pardon Information and Instructions, Department of Justice]</ref>

Chris also uses the letter to comment on the quality of life while in jail. He states that the food is "mostly good", but complains about the quality of the meatballs and dryness of the chicken. He also states that while not daydreaming about how Sonichu and the Dimensional Merge will magically bail him out of jail, he has been passing time by playing Solitaire.

==Transcription==
{{quotebox|Hey, Kenneth, ① October 4, 2021
This is the Body of your, and my Soul Partner, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, speaking to you on her blessed behalf.

I Know Everything, though Christine knows more from her experiences since our extended separation since September 16, 2021. She shall return for me for the apex of our Second Coming. For those remaining who do not yet know: Between Christine and I, combined and divided, we are The Real Player One, The One Avatar, I, The Body, am The One God Body, and she and I are Literally the Full Reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself. The conclusion of the Dimension Merge's completion includes the completion of the Collective Shift for the Majority that are Good, and those recoverable, from [[1218|Earth 1218]] to [[1C-211987|Earth 1C-211987]], and the Second Coming of Christine and I, together again, as your fully reawakened Lord Messiah, Savior, God, and judge over the Minority who are the Toxic (Darkest) Sinners, Haters, Fakers, and Darkest Demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn. We are Now on [[Wikipedia:Book of Malachi|Malachi 3 and 4]] of the Old Testament in any Bible. ➞}}

{{quotebox|The Future of all [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] (under still continued Immortal care and guardian watch from I, and our husband, [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (Prime) of Universe 1C-211987 (and [[C-197]] before the recombination)) shall remain the same for the Future of all [[Pokémon]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Super Mario Bros.|Super Mario]], [[Wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank|Ratchet & Clank]], [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert]], [[Wikipedia:Mickey Mouse|Mickey Mouse]], [[Bugs Bunny]], [[Homer Simpson]], [[Peter Griffin]], [[South Park|Eric Cartman]], [[Sailor Moon|Tsukino Usagi]], [[Anime|Goku, Inuyasaha & Kagome]], [[Wikipedia:Papa Smurf|Papa Smurf]], [[Wikipedia:Haruhi Suzumiya|Haruhi Suzumia]], [[Wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball|Gumball Waterson]], [[ProjectSNT|SNT]], Lightning Bliss, [[Dr. Wolf]], [[Wikipedia:Star vs. the Forces of Evil|Princess Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz]], [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], Autobots [[Son-Chu]] and [[Chris-chan Sonichu|Chris Chan]], [[Wikipedia:Iron Man|Tony Stark/Iron Man]], [[Wikipedia:Batman|Bruce Wayne/Batman]], [[Wikipedia:Wonder Woman|Diana/Wonder Woman]], President [[Lisa Simpson]], [[My Little Pony|Sunset Shimmer, Princess Twilight Sparkle]], [[Wikipedia:Raven (DC Comics)|Raven]], [[Wikipedia:My Life as a Teenage Robot|Jenny Wakeman/XJ9]], [[Wikipedia:Danny Phantom|Danny Phantom]], [[Wikipedia:Fox McCloud|Fox McCloud]], [[Star Wars|the Jedi]], [[Captain's Log|Captain Kirk]], and so on into ALL present day-existent Originial and "Fictional" Characters, Including the Majority of ALL of you OCs of 1218 Earth, here, and Myself and Christine, we ALL continue on in greatest, partially Immortal stead, mutual chronicling, and Alive, Safe, and Well, Forever More. ➞}}

{{quotebox|②...So, yeah, Englehardt, I have just answered TWO of your questions, and to make it More Clear: I Am The God Body, Christine is Literally God, herself, we Both are Jesus Christ reincarnated, SO Spiritual and Religious Philosophies had even farther expanded.

A day in this jail, As constantly written in the Daily Goddess Log, Christine and I, we MEDIATE DEEP, CONNECTED With This Earth, The Cosmos and Universes (and Dimensions) of This Timeline, as well as the ENTIRE Multiverse, Energy Conservation and Continued workings well above Anyone's heads on this 1218 Earth. Write Daily Logs with Insight and Wisdoms and then some. I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type, you may Remember her (on her repentence tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many (Good) Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this Jail of Fail. We presently have a genuine Turkish Prayer Rug and a deck of Playing Cards from the Commisary, along with very much appreciated [[Muscle bra|Sports Bra]], Socks with no holes, Earplugs, and a few other goodies. ➞}}

{{quotebox|Food's mostly good and well; not perfect meatballs (Banquet Dinners have better meatballs), and chicken is often dry.

And, at present, we are asking all peoples to [[Financhu Crisis |send money to the Sonichu Temple at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, VA]] to pay off the Mortgage and Remaining Debts, Food for Barbara is also appreciated, and Visitors who personally offer genuine Kindness and Good Intentions are all encouraged to visit the Temple. Prayers to and for Christine and I are appreciated and shall be answered (ALL prayers to Jesus have all been going to Christine for nearly 40 years now). And Absolutely Nothing is to be taken from within the Temple, or its property yard, or defaced; All who do this shall be struck down by my allies, the Gods, and Heaven's Armies.

Blessings of great measures, personally, for All who come, visit, and bring good positive tithes and offerings. ➞ ③}}

{{quotebox|Also, donations to my inmate account can be made through the Central Virginia Regional Jail's website, and ONLY U.S. Postal Money Orders, Cashiers Checks, or Certified Checks made (out) and addressed to Christine is acceptable through Postal Mail. While that is greatly appreciated as well, the needs of the Sonichu Temple and Barbara's safety and (hers and mine) keep of the Temple remains of higher priority.

And lastly, But Importantly, contact the local Virginia Governer(s) of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as [[Joe Biden|President Biden]], and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please.

What had happened was Literally a Divine Mission, commissioned to Christine and I by Emanuel (GOD above Gods), herself, to Heal and Cleanse Barbara's health and soul and being and Clear her of remaining sins and regrets through Coddling, Talking, and Supportive Soul Bonding to mainly Extend her Life, personally by Divine Intervention. ➞}}

{{quotebox|As Christine had told the few others via Mail, and Posted onto Kiwi Farms: ALL of you were being, and are now being, Divinely Tested with the Divinely purposed Leak of this information. TOO Many of you have EPICALLY FAILED by responding and giving in to the Drama, instead of Ignoring this with greater considerations of the context and Knowing Better of Christine, the Past Situations, and leaving it as a Lost Rumor. Instead, ala Over 2000 Years ago in Isreal on History Repeat, alonside Judas and NULL, Christine was massively betrayed.

Meditate On All That Now. *OR consult/ask a genuine, highly enlightened Psychic to see for yourselves.

Consider this your "interview", Kenneth; go ahead, please, and share all of this, in confirmation with what handwritten or original pages were already posted as well. Thanks.

Sincerely, Body of Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah and Savior of All.}}

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<s>P.S.</s> PostScript,
Have you ever sat on [[Chris and religion|a Prayer Rug]] and, with a deck of playing cards, play Solitaire? It is genuinely a humbling experience. I highly recommend it.
[''Illustration of the Sonichu Cross.'']

I shall suddenly come to my Temple.

Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

October 5, 2021}}

{{JailDisclaimer}}

==Original scans==
<center><gallery>
Image:JailLetter2EnvelopeFront.jpg|Envelope front
Image:JailLetter2Page1.jpeg|Page 1
Image:JailLetter2Page2.jpeg|Page 2
Image:JailLetter2Page3.jpeg|Page 3
Image:JailLetter2Page4.jpeg|Page 4
Image:JailLetter2Page5.jpeg|Page 5
Image:JailLetter2Page6.jpeg|Page 6
Image:JailLetter2PostScript.jpeg|Postscript
Image:JailLetter2Disclaimer.jpeg|Jail disclaimer
</gallery></center>

==Fan video==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Letter from Prison 2: Sonichu Bugaloo <nowiki>|</nowiki> Chris Chan Terminal
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hXsPeQHgXe4}}
| stardate = 12 [[October 2021]]
| maker =Last Terminal Network
| subject =
| type = Reading of the letter in the style of ''Fallout'' terminals
| info ="Chris Chan sent another letter from prison. Lucky for you, the nonsense has been transcribed in a legible and somewhat coherent format. Can't promise you won't get brain damage from watching."}}

==See also==

*[[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]]
*[[Messiah complex]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Writings}}
{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Historical Documents]]

Other enablers

2021-10-12T22:14:00Z

Breadster:

{{Protip|Petty enablers, whether financial or fantastic, should not get more than a paragraph or two, and should be squarely focused on their relation to Chris.}}
When the [[Idea Guys]] showed everyone in late [[2017]] that Chris is still just as [[naive]] as he was a decade earlier, he inspired many bored, childish, and mentally ill copycats. Chris's [[Chris and reality|deteriorating psyche]] has made him less amenable to being reached by such traditional methods as claiming to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]]; the Idea Guys had indeed caused Chris by [[March 2018]] to conclude the [[Love Quest]], blocking off this avenue outright. Instead, those who wish to prove themselves latter-day [[The Miscreants|Miscreants]] play along with Chris's more eccentric beliefs, including in [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|his own divinity]]. A few such '''[[enablers]]''', such as [[Ben Saint]] and [[Jacob Sockness]], have left their indelible marks on the ''Sonichu'' series. Most have not. This page lists such petty [[enablers]] who have got [[TRUE and HONEST]] responses from Chris on social media or in chat rooms, yet have not provoked Chris into doing anything substantial.

==Fantasy==
===Eschcal===
[[File:CWCLivestream Fan, 12 Feb. 2020.png|thumb|200px|Eschcal tipping Chris $10 during a livestream.]]
'''Eschcal''' aka '''Whyt Foxx''' is a former enabler who discovered Chris in October 2019. She initially claimed to follow Chris to be a positive influence on him. Eschcal would later come into the spotlight when she donated $10 in his [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|live reading of ''SNT Vs Sonichu'']]. However shortly after the livestream, she would claim the relationship between the two would suddenly deteriorate, resulting in her being kicked out of his Discord group and knowing the true colors of Chris. She still occasionally orbits Chris's Twitter account but has reduced her enabling.<ref>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr52os</ref>

===Helena Fiorenza===
[[File:Helena Fiorenza with Magi-Chan.jpg|thumb|200px|Helena with Magi-Chan.]]
'''Helena Fiorenza''' (born 1 February 1994) aka '''P1ckChu''' formerly '''PickinyFelliny''', is an Argentinian woman who photoshops images of Chris's creations to get Chris's attention. In September 2019, Helena posted photoshops of her and Magi-Chan on a date, tagging [[MagiChan111448]].<ref>https://archive.md/Q8Taw</ref> Chris followed her back and answered:

{{quoteboxpurple|The images Helena has been uploading chronicled the one day she and I shared together, and yes, I did spend the night; her bed was comfortable. Thank you for your kindness and hospitality. My wish I made is coming true, as I had foreseen. 💜⚡️ }}

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She later implied her OC and Magi-chan were involved sexually to which Chris replied on Nov. 30th:
{{quoteboxpurple|He does like to have fun at times, so his brain is not overworked. He also does enjoy the simple things when he can.}}

Currently, she is continuing her ARG to get noticed by Chris, she also includes topics that may interest Chris such as the [[COVID-19]] pandemic and [[Trolls]] in her ARG, when she does get a response, it's mostly a braindead reply where Chris doesn't mention her and just pushes his agenda further.

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In March 2021, Chris made Helena's OC a prophet for his "religion". After this, Helena continued to make more comics following the surreal deity worship ceremony. Helena later drew a comic stating that Pickchu had a crush on Chris; Chris responded saying he was grateful, but he did not want to pursue a romantic relationship. A few days later, Helena drew multiple comics of her bunny OC and [[Naitsirhc]] starting a relationship. Chris did approve of the relationship, despite the 20-year age-gap between the characters.

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===Kevin Fairchild===
[[File:DarkrinaiSonichu.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Chris's drawing of Kai as a Sonichu.]]

'''Kevin Fairchild''', also known as '''Kai''', is one of the players in a [[Dungeons and Dragons]] group Chris joined in [[2020]]. He has influenced Chris's fantasy beliefs.<ref>[[July 2020 Discord leaks#Kai and Chris]]</ref>

Chris named him as a beneficiary in his [[Last Will and Testament]].

{{clear}}

===Multidimensional White Knights===
{{Troll}}
[[File:BlockDM.png|350px|right|thumb|'Carrie' pleads for SonichuMerch to advocate to let her back into Chris's viewing box.]]
The '''Multidimensional White Knights''' (MWK) or '''Knights of C-197''' are a group of accounts, all associated with [[OCs|fictional characters]] from disparate children's programs, chief among them Carrie Krueger of ''[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1942683 The Amazing World of Gumball]'', originally created in [[February 2019]] and repurposed that summer in an idle attempt to mess with Chris as he was emerging from the [[Soft Exile]]. Throughout summer 2019, they would interact sporadically with Chris, getting occasional replies and likes but no [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], being overshadowed by [[Sockness]]'s distended belly. No conclusive evidence identifying the puppetmaster behind these accounts exists.

During Chris's Twitter follower purge in [[July 2019]], Krueger was blocked from viewing Chris's account along with thousands of other perceived trolls, and the Knights were forced to use alternative accounts to reach him, though they were unblocked in October due to allegedly sending him a gift. Since then, the only one of the original ten Knights which Chris acknowledged as [[TRUE and HONEST]] was Ed Bighead of ''[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106115 Rocko's Modern Life]'', conflated with the [[Chris and religion|biblical]] [https://www.gotquestions.org/Darius-in-the-Bible.html Darius] and marketed as an ally against [[Ben Saint]] when he was trying to revise his comics that [[October 2019|October]].

[[File:156806320645546305.jpg|200px|right|thumb|The first Carrie photo that Chris fell for, it shows the Mooninites allegedly assassinating an offscreen OC.]]

Imitating the [[Idea Guys]]' love of the [[Operation BARBarossa|politically incorrect]], they also convinced Chris that [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/moon-man Mac Tonight] and former South African president [https://www.encyclopedia.com/people/history/southern-african-history-biographies/pieter-willem-botha Botha] were in league with Sockness's demons. They also convinced him that Austria-Hungary reformed and it was being led by Spongebob Squarepants who had changed his name to Amadeus and that the Ottoman Empire also reformed with a random Paper Mario character serving as Sultan. This was done by sharing a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BD-ba-aXQo Local 58 video] with Chris claiming that the events of the video were the work of Sockness's demons and Chris believed it.

Most recently they got <strike>Chris</strike> [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|Sonichu]] to acknowledge that the setting for [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Loud_House The Loud House] exists in C-197 during a Twitter thread in [[October 2020]].

While the Knights keep trying to ignite conflicts about cartoon characters and random historical figures on [[Discord]] and involve Chris in them, they have got occasional lukewarm responses from Chris; they have moderately influenced his view on C-197 itself but his vision of the [[Dimensional Merge]] itself remains unaffected.

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===Noah===
'''Noah''' is a YouTuber and Chris [[ween]]/fan. He is known for snatching a drawing Chris had left at the abandoned [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|DeJarnette Center]], as well as deceiving a musician to appear alongside Chris on his [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight|short-lived interview series]]. In [[April 2019]], he, along with his girlfriend, took Chris out for lunch at Citizen Burger Bar, located in [[Charlottesville]]. His girlfriend later described the encounter in a Reddit post.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/hvefmv/signed_sonichu_comic_book/</ref>

{{quotebox|Gotta go into the repressed memories for this one. I’m going to refer to Chris as “they/them/their” bc I honestly don’t know what they identify as anymore. Basically my ex was really into following their story and found their address, which happened to be close-ish to where we lived. He contacted them and said we’d take them to lunch, which of course they chose a not-so-cheap option and made sure he would pay for it. Then we drove my car to pick them up, being greeted by the lovely sound of [[Clover and Snoopy|hound/beagle barks]]. They came out donning rainbow [[hair]], about 12 rings, a backpack, a jean skirt, and of course the [[Medallion|infamous Sonichu necklace]]. The ride to lunch was an absolute clusterfuck. They didn’t shut up, sang along to the radio, talked about how the [[Dimensional Merge|cartoon world would soon merge with our world]], how they [[Messiah complex|could talk to the dead]], and so on. I honestly didn’t think people like that really existed. Once we got to the restaurant, they pulled out a [[Idea Book Case|duct tape wallet]] to be able to play [[Pokemon GO|Pokémon go]] on two phones at once, like any sane person. They talked about everything so loudly I was mortified. Somehow the conversation ended up with them putting the Sonichu necklace on me and asking if I could “feel the power” (all I felt was dread). There’s a photo in existence of this great moment, but unfortunately it’s on my ex’s phone and I do not plan on ever speaking to him again, especially to ask for that photo. The ride back was an absolute disaster too, basically more ranting about crazy shit. It ended with them giving us [[business card]]s and saying we should hang out again, to which I obviously never took that offer up.}}

When a fan asked if Chris had kissed her, she replied:

{{quotebox|Hahah no thank god- just a cringey hug. Might have had to do with the fact someone else was there though, and I’m about 15 years younger. Thought I’m not sure that would stop them.}}

Chris also gifted a copy of his [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] comic.

===Richard Bale===
'''Richard Bale''', known by his online handle '''Richard Righteous''',<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/orbiter-general-thread.75256/post-7145188</ref> is a person who designed merch and the logo for [[CWCville Shopping]]. He is the central theme of a TSSSF expansion pack Chris made titled ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder#Righteous Rising Expansion Pack|Righteous Rising]]''.

Active since 31 July 2018, Righteous keeps his face anonymous, wearing a Michael Myers facemask with makeup (blue lids, pink cheeks, and red lips) and blonde hair on it.

<center><gallery>
File:R. Righteous.jpg|Righteous is often seen wearing a Michael Myers facemask when in public and/or on social media.
File:Richard Bale.png|Bale without the mask. Note the [[stare|familiar look in his eyes]] and the [[obesity|double chin]].
</gallery></center>

===KwaiiSandbag===
'''[[KwaiiSandbag calls|KwaiiSandbag]]''' was an enabler who roleplayed as a psychic along with his friend Lily in order to convince Chris to stop LARPing as Sonichu. While his influence over Chris spanned less than two months in early 2021, KwaiiSandbag was able to put an end to the spirit possession saga.

Not long after the spirit possession ended, KwaiiSandbag would admit to his fraudulency and expressed to Chris that he only wanted to help him lead a more normal life. Chris responded by saying he had known of this all along (a statement which was very likely false), and merely wanted a couple of people to talk to (which was more likely to be true).



==Financial==
{{See also|Enablers#Financial enablers}}
{{Protip|Most financial enablers (those who ''just'' give him money) need only be cataloged in the sister article. Those here have gone beyond that: speaking with Chris and trying to influence him.}}

===Aly Hirschberg===
{{Transgender|FTM}}
[[File:Alan.JPG|thumb|200px]]
{{quote|Christine is actually paying bills and stuff. The money I give her at least hasn't gone to waste, she uses my money I give for gas, electricity, car fuel, food, all the necessary essentials.|Hirschberg, February 2020,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5985046 Money goes to "necessary essentials", 7 February 2020]</ref> justifying her financial enabling as freeing Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] to spend on toys instead}}

{{quote|Has he ever thanked you, or offer gratitude in any way?|A fan's question for Hirschberg}}

{{quote|No which is why I hardly talk to her.|Hirschberg's reply, August 2020.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-7085596</ref>}}

'''Aly Michelle Hirschberg''' (born 15 August 1987),<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5423984 Alan's real name and gender confirmed, 5 October 2019]</ref> also known by her [[tomgirl|transgender]] byname '''Alan Christopher''', is a mentally disturbed<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5482182 Interview with Hirschberg, 19 October 2019]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5510526 Interview with Hirschberg, 25 October 2019]</ref> [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scottish]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Jew]] living in England who emerged in mid-[[2019]] and believes herself to be Chris's best friend.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5741203 Details on Hirschberg's plans, 19 December 2019]</ref> She is one of Chris's financial benefactors, and has even claimed to be his primary donor responsible for mitigating the [[Financhu Crisis]],<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5858020 Hirschberg describes her motives, 13 January 2020]</ref> though Chris has denied this.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chandlers-sued-for-debt-megathread.55045/post-5947111 Chris repudiates Aly, 31 January 2020]</ref> She has also set up abortive fundraisers to send Chris (and, for a time, [[Jacob Sockness]]) on a world tour,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/ Meet the Creep Behind Chris Chan's Fundraisers, 16 September 2019]</ref> which Chris repurposed to support his ''[[My Little Pony]]'' obsession.<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Fundraiser for BABSCon|Chris earmarks Hirschberg's world tour fundraiser for BABScon, 6 October 2019]]</ref>

Hirschberg and Chris have known each other since the Classic era: as early as [[2008]], they would exchange letters which contents have not yet been divulged.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5700309 External confirmation of Hirschberg's antiquity]</ref> She has also spent several thousand dollars on his [[Etsy]] and [[eBay]] offerings before these [[Chris and business|ventures]] were shut down. She is apparently truly convinced that the [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[CWCville]] are [[Chris and reality|real]], and that [[Jacob Sockness]]'s sorcery is really effective. Other than as a tool to solicit funds on Twitter in [[October 2019]], she has had no substantial interactions with Chris in public.

In August 2020, Hirschberg stated that her donations have decreased to occasional gifts, mainly in the form of [[PSN]] game credits (which Chris didn't bother to use).<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/page-24</ref>

===Jack Jankowski===

'''Jack Jankowski''', aka '''Jack Z''',<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-z-jack-jankowski-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/page-23#post-3284412</ref> gave Chris $1,200 in April 2018 for a luxury trip to the 2018 [[BronyCon]] in the hopes that he and his friends would get to meet him there<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-z-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/page-4#post-3273576</ref> and convince Chris to be interviewed on their YouTube channel.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-z-jack-jankowski-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/page-4#post-3273749</ref> Chris thanked him for the money in [[I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]]. However, the money ended up going to the [[Idea Guys]] due to their alleged extortion.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/confession.65532/</ref>

Jack paid $100 for a [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|video (which Chris decided to bookend with unrelated begging announcements)]].

Jack also tried to use the lore from ''{{w|Jojo's Bizarre Adventure}}'' to influence Chris, claiming that series antagonist {{w|Dio Brando}} was trolling him. However, Chris consulted the Idea Guys, who told him that Jack was a troll.<ref>[[Cryzel Torture]]</ref>

Jack also stated that he'd been involved with the [[Prank calls#Liquid Bob calls Bob|Liquid Bob]] call several years prior.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-z-jack-jankowski-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/post-3274429</ref>

===Kenneth Englehardt===
[[Image:260px-Kenneth_Erwin_Englehardt.jpg|thumb|200px|Kenneth Englehardt]]

'''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''' (born 2 March 1960), affectionately nicknamed '''Kengle''' by Christorians, is a ''Sonichu'' fan and one of [[Chris]]'s [[Facebook]] [[white knights]] during the mid-2010s. He has also bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]].

He has made many responses to Chris's posts, which Chris sometimes finds to be annoying. In [[May 2018]], Chris listed a spare [[2018_Sales_Listings#Extra_Sonichu_license_plate|license plate]] on eBay. Since license plates may be considered DMV property, Kengle asked Chris if he got permission to sell it from the DMV, which prompted Chris to ask him to stop, to which Kengle agreed. Two days later, somebody suggested to Chris that his donations dropping could be Patreon taking a 50% cut, which Kengle said was outrageous. This prompted Chris to call Kengle outrageous and tell him not to comment on his posts anymore or Chris would unfriend him, but he told Kengle that he is still allowed to [[Negotiation|donate to his Patreon]] if he chooses. Kengle, having finally had enough, told Chris that friendships don't work like that and said goodbye, suggesting that he was done with Chris.<ref>[[May_2018_social_media_posts#Kenneth_Englehardt_BTFO]]</ref>

Not too long after, Kengle replied to Chris's tweet begging for money:

{{quoteboxgreen|Have you considered a project manager? They can help with work layout, publicity, the bottom line and so forth.}}

Chris replied with:

{{quotebox|If I had even remotely Knew of such a Manager YEARS ago, I seriously would have done that sooner. Eeyup.}}

In 2021, Chris would address [[Jail_Letter_2|a letter to him]] from jail, implying that Kengle was still in good standing with Chris. In it, Chris begs for donations to be made toward 14 Branchland Court, and to contact the President of the United States to pardon Chris.

===Miss Cherry===
{{Transgender|MTF}}
[[File:Danielle Stone.png|thumb|200px|Miss Cherry]]

'''Miss Cherry''', birth name '''Daniel Stone''',<ref>According to [[The Captain]], [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/post-3586570 here]</ref> is an Australian [[transgender]] who spent <abbr title="Australian: equivalent ~$1000 US.">fifteen hundred dollars</abbr> of his mother's money in a failed bid at becoming Chris's first [[Love Quest|sweetheart]] in the [[Idea Guys]]' wake. On 20 [[July 2018]], he pledged $589 to Chris's [[Patreon]], as a means of getting Chris's attention by being the first to hit his monthly goal and referring to himself as his number one fan and his newest sweetheart.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/</ref> However, Chris simply took the money and disputed his claim of being in a relationship with him, partially doxxing him as well:

{{quote|Oh. you're a good patron, I appreciate your support, but [[DoopieDoOver|You and I are NOT Lovers]], Cherry Stone.}}

In response, Stone doubled down by increasing the pledge amount to $1,000.<ref>https://archive.fo/mqzyT</ref> On 23 July, Chris posted to Twitter about the good fortune of getting the money, as he needed it to fund his car repairs as his Plan A for getting to [[BronyCon]]. In doing so, he doxxed Stone fully.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1021436370768867329</ref> That Chris appeared annoyed at Miss Cherry claiming to be in a relationship with him is interesting, considering that [[Chris and hypocrisy|he has done the same thing]] to [[Megan Schroeder|many]] [[The Wallflower|women]] in the past. Stone discontinued his pledge on the next day;<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/page-13#post-3594892</ref> however, as Chris had set his Patreon to upfront charging,<ref>[[September 2017 Patreon posts]]</ref> the money remained with Chris. Miss Cherry faded into obscurity, broke and broken-hearted.

===James Lewis Martin===
[[File:William Robinson.jpg|thumb|200px|One of Martin's pictures that he had volunteered on [[Kiwi Farms]].]]

{{quote|Giving Christine money for food, petrol, gas, electricity isn't enabling.|Martin, defending his enabling.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-6258328</ref>}}

'''James Lewis Martin''' (11 May 1985 – 1 June 2020),<ref>https://www.obituare.com/james-martin-obituary-77884/#obituary</ref> also known as '''William Robinson''' or '''CPU Byzantium Heart''',<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/william-robinson-christopher-stokes-gaming-samurai-king.68238/</ref> was an [[autism|autistic]], emotionally perturbed <s>[[China|Chinese]]</s> Polish Englishman, <abbr title="One who exposes himself freely on Kiwi Farms.">''halal'' lolcow</abbr> and Hirschberg's friend, also giving Chris money and affirmation over his fantasy world by pretending to be a fellow [[CPU]] god.<ref>https://twitter.com/ByzantiumHeart/with_replies Archive: http://archive.fo/9qq4P</ref> Robinson believed that he should give Chris his mother's money to keep him from going homeless and to fund his other expenses,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/william-robinson-james-lewis-martin-christopher-stokes-gaming-samurai-king.68238/post-6306934 Martin's funds come from his mother, 17 April 2020]</ref> ignoring the fact that Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] already covers these and that Chris spends any donations on frivolities such as printing up [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|TSSSF]] cards and buying [[magic stones]]. Martin also tried to send his aunt, a social worker, to Chris's house to give him even more help,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-6250681</ref> but Chris refused to answer the door, thinking the social worker was there to have him committed to a mental institution.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-6252776</ref> His parents discovered him online (against [[Bob Walks In|family restrictions]]) after a failed [[white knight]]ing crusade on [[Kiwi Farms]] and bungled [[Chris and death|suicide attempt]], and revoked his Internet privileges. In [[June 2020]], Martin committed suicide following a bout of depression.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/william-robinson-james-lewis-martin-christopher-stokes-gaming-samurai-king.68238/post-6743199</ref>

===Sarah and Steven===
[[File:Sarahchu.jpg|thumb|Sarahchu]]
{{quote|Remember, if you are ever in trouble or need help (before we're able to move) just message us first! I'm afraid other people could not be very trusted.|Part of a message Sarah and Steve wrote to Chris.}}
[[File:SnSoverit.png|thumb|150px|left|Let this be a lesson to all would-be enablers.]]

'''Sarah and Steven''' were a pair of half-hearted enablers, working jointly, who first appeared in [[February 2019]] when they discussed a [[Rosechu]] [[medallion]] with Chris, as well as the possibility of meeting him in person, on Twitter.<ref>[[:File:Sarah and Steve ask permission to make medallion.jpg|Sarah and Steven's first appearance, 27 February 2019]]</ref> They had bought a [[Nintendo Switch]] for Chris and supported him on Patreon, yet their attempts to keep themselves anonymous and out of public view were derailed by Chris himself when he [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)|filmed himself with the new console and revealed their secret plans]] to move to [[Virginia]] and isolate Chris from other contacts to make him dependent upon them. After this, they disappeared for a month, setting a trend that would mark a pattern in all future cycles of interactions with Chris.

In [[May 2019]], Sarah and Steven returned, professing themselves as believers in Chris's [[Chris and his ego|personality cult]],<ref>http://archive.fo/rc9aN</ref> and again sought to malign him against the [[Guard Dogs]] by presenting themselves as exclusively trustworthy.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File_talk:Sarah_and_Steve_DM_messages_1.png</ref> After several of their private discussions were leaked onto [[Kiwi Farms]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1060#post-4782445</ref> they abandoned course again and lamented that they were swindled out of the money they had freely given Chris in their bid for influence over him; their relationship with Chris further deteriorated,<ref>[[:File:SNSjuly23rd2.png]][[:File:SNSjuly23rd3.png]]</ref> and he finally cast them aside on 25 [[July 2019]], when they raised the question of what would happen should they dare question any of Chris's teachings or beliefs.<ref>[[:File:SNSunfollowed.png]]</ref> Further attempts to reach Chris by endorsing [[Jacob Sockness]], in both [[August 2019|August]] and [[October 2019]],<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 Random Chris updates, page 1149]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/ Thread on Sockness's attempts to isolate Chris, 3 November 2019]</ref> have to date all ended in failure.

In [[March 2021]], Chris revealed their OC, called Sarahchu, born from a Lopunny Pokémon and a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]; she is a part-poison type.

===William Waterman===
{{quote|Do you Ever Stop?|[[Chris]], annoyed at Waterman constantly posting comments on his Facebook updates}}

[[Image:William_Elliott_Waterman.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Waterman, a.k.a. VikingBoyBilly]]

'''William Elliott Waterman''' (born 1 March 1986) is a [[Facebook]] friend of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] during the mid 2010s, known for making many comments of support, occasional advice, and off-topic remarks on Chris's posts, and for being repeatedly unfriended. He has also purchased artwork from Chris, including [[Sonichu 0|the first issue of ''Sonichu'']] and has been a supporter on [[Patreon]].

Chris and Waterman apparently met online, through Waterman's cousin and one of Chris's most well-known enablers, [[Anna McLerran]]. They never met in person, and Chris initiated the friend request after correspondence with Waterman,<ref>[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref> despite him being [[JERKS|male]] and having [[Asperger syndrome]]. Waterman's first activity on Chris's Facebook timeline is from May [[2013]].<ref>[[May_2013_Facebook_Posts#This_cold_is_really_weighing_me_down]]</ref>

In [[November 2015]], Waterman tried to claim that Chris was under his control and would not make any more statuses or videos until the administration of [[Kiwi Farms]] gave into demands he made. Chris, refusing to be part of Waterman's schemes, posted on Facebook that he had control over his own life,<ref>[[November_2015_Facebook_Posts#I_Control_My_Life|Facebook post]]</ref> and then promptly unfriended Waterman. By [[June 2016]], Waterman had wormed his way back into being re-added. Later that month, at Waterman's request, Chris began reading [[:Category:Rainbows, Unicorns, and a Bluebird of Happiness|Rainbows, Unicorns, and a Bluebird of Happiness]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-reads-unicorns-rainbows-and-a-bluebird-of-happiness.21663/page-9#post-1534383</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-reads-unicorns-rainbows-and-a-bluebird-of-happiness.21663/page-24#post-1563368</ref> Shortly after Chris had read chapter four of that fanfic, he unfriended Waterman again.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-9-yt-announcement_20160709.22293/page-7#post-1586578</ref> In [[Announcement 20160709]], Chris revealed that he was angry at "Mr. Bill" for suggesting that he read the story, which Chris found to be nonsensical. Three weeks later, Chris re-added him to his friend list again.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-7-28-tranny-status-updates.22924/page-3#post-1633317</ref> Days after he reappeared on Chris's Facebook comments section, Chris began a new series of fanfic-reading videos called [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"]].

Waterman paid Chris to insert his [[OC]] [[Bananasauros]] into [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where the character moves in with [[Punchy Sonichu]] and has sex with an opposite-gender clone. Chris apparently found Bananasauros so asinine he couldn't resist inserting his own criticisms into the comic. Despite being personally insulted by Chris in the very set of pages he had paid for, as well as on Patreon's comments section,<ref>[[July_2017_Patreon_posts#Ripping_off_MLP]]</ref> Waterman continued to be a loyal supporter, donating monthly to Chris for some time, though eventually ending his pledge.

With the revelation of Chris engaging in [[incest]] with his mother, Waterman declared on the latter's Facebook page that he was done with Chris.

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[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky''' and '''romps in the hay'''<ref>Chris has used this phrase since approximately [[2018]], including in [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page29.JPG|Sonichu #12-9]], on his [[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts|polyamorous marriage]] and on his [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559 incest with his mother].</ref>), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development, [[Borb|a sheltered upbringing]], and the [[Autism|twisted, disjointed]] [[Chris and reality|worldview]] he acquired as a result. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on HBO at around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]</ref>

==Knowledge of sex==
In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he [[Things Chris has ripped off|stole]] from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In truth, for much of the time he was presenting this advice Chris had yet to even kiss a girl.<ref name="Jackie E-mails 2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>

What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[high school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris, which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave his [[Chris Sex Logs|sex chat logs]] should immediately notice what's going wrong--Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in pornos, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would welcome a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of [[navy]] to the face.<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>

Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,<ref name="JR Eyes">[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> thinks that the clitoris is located on the female body where the [[wikipedia:Perineum|perineum]] is located on the male one<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref> and believes that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.<ref name="Cums cat">[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref> He also seems to believe that a woman's vagina is higher up on the woman's body that it actually is;<ref>[[:File:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg]]</ref> this is undoubtedly due to his experience with his [[Kimmi|sex]] [[Officer Nasty|dolls]]. The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a terrible [[CWC Cola|Mountain Dew]] parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride his broken [[penis]].<ref name="JR Eyes" /> He thinks that his [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.

With Chris's [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]], he is also noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. For example, Chris told Ivy he had a "sticky dream" about her. When Ivy asked if he meant a wet dream, he replied, "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!"<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Threats]]</ref> While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use common terms--either medical or slang--for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]" or "tom-tom" out of a childish aversion borne of disgust.

In [[August 2011]], Chris said he is into female domination.<ref>[[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]</ref> (going as far as to draw Sonichu and Rosechu performing the act in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]).

==Cartoon and Anime Porn==

Rule 34 is a phenomena “rule” on the internet that states:
“If it exists, there must be porn of it.”
Generally, pornographic content and cartoons are made based on all media and properties. If you search for anything, including “lunch sandwich and mountain dew”, you will find a pornographic representation of it.
Chris being prominent on the internet through surfing and links, has undoubtedly come across much cartoon porn.
Chris has reacted to phenomena of Rule 34 bizarrely. He expresses disgust for any representation of male genitals, but he loves depictions of female genitalia and has expressed arousal from pornographic drawings. When Encyclopedia Dramatica peppered the Chris-chan article with rule 34 hate art, Chris responded, by creating an account and uploading his own rule 34 art, to the shock and dismay of everybody.

Even so cartoon porn and hentai are prominent on the internet, they are not considered by society to be socially normal things compared to live-action porn. Currently there is no thorough research on Hentai, Eroge, rule 34 cartoons, and various H media online and its effects on the human mind. Though there is speculation on whether those who consume and masturbate to anime characters are disconnecting from reality or are sexually warped people. This speculation leads society at large to outcast such people who find cartoons sexually attractive. Chris is unaware of this stigma. For instance both Zone-sama and Shadman, are the online monikers of two very (in)famous western hentai artists. Zone-Sama in particular, does hentai animations of popular cartoon shows(they are for adults but a lot of them are porn parodies of cartoons aimed at children and generally of Characters that are minors like the Cartoon Network Teen Titans variant of DC Comic’s Starfire[!]). Zone-sama has never shown his face and general uses the avatar of a little girl named Zone-Tan(voiced by VA named Rika) to update people on upcoming art and animation.
Shadman is known for doing very shocking edgy artwork and porn parodies, often crossing into ero-guro territory(erotic grostesque, a Japanese art movement, and also a problematic fetish genre in porn). Shadman has drawn pornographic pin up caricatures are real life children(The actress for X-22 and the daughter of internet personality Keemstar). For this a lot debate on whether or not he is a pedophile. Shadman is low key and hides his face, and wears a mask when he films himself on podcast. Chris also favorited and liked one of his risqué “loli(lolicon or Lolita Complex)” pictures. One example of this stigma in action would be when CNN journalist Kurt Eichenwald got caught with a hentai site in one of his browser tabs. Kurt became a laughingstock and lost his job afterwards. John Kricfalusi, creator of Ren & Stimpy, was an artist who would constantly draw scenarios of “sexy cute girls”, and he turned out to be a sexual predator. Howard Stern, notable comedian, normal live-action pornography connoisseur, and radio media “shock jock” personality, has expressed disgust towards H anime and it’s ilk when looking at clips of anime con featuring live showings of Hentai anime, and his friends like Robin Quivers have expressed disgust towards it as well. They expressed dismay over people who were going to anime convention in public to watch a live screening of hentai genre anime. They could not understand why anyone would want to masturbate to anime porn, when live action porn is readily available. He also felt that the anime porn was way too perverse and it made him queasy. <ref>[[ http://www.marksfriggin.com/news18/11-26.htm]]</ref> When a listener called in to inquire about his wife who got off watching hentai anime Howard Stern responded:
“Only monsters and women jack off to cartoons” – Howard Stern. On the other end of the spectrum, Bennet The Sage, an anime reviewer and general internet personality is friends with the western Hentai artist Zone-Sama, who again, is an anonymous individual who hides behind a female persona named “Zone-Tan.” He often does sketches with Zone-sama in these animated videos that are published in order to update his followers. Bennet The Sage has asked himself on twitter:
“Am I deranged because I watch hentai? Or do I watch hentai because I am deranged?” – BennetTheSage It should go without saying that Japan has a different culture than the United States and among the many things that are different include laws regarding the age of consent. The age of consent in Japan was at one time 14 years old. Granted, there’s some extra laws regarding this.(An older adult male is not allowed to consummate marriage with the 14 year old until age 18 etc.) This is one of the reasons why there is a lot of sexualized “fanservice” of characters who happen to be minors in correlation to US law. This in turn also correlates to Japan’s heavy emphasis on education(6 days a week of school, lots of studies, heavy emphasis on clubs. A High school club in Japan is akin to a College Major in the USA.) In the USA, it’s most natural to date when one is in High School or College. Most of the popular manga and anime titles out there are of the “Shonen” genre(Boys 7-18), and fanservicey content tends to creep in because the average minds pf 14 year olds in Japan can be considered on par for those of High Schoolers in the USA, making them far more mature for their age. Thus the ideas of a sexy woman are commonly expressed as sexy 14 year olds because junior high students in Japan are advanced compared to the lax junior high students in the USA and have a degree of thought akin to an American High School student. To the average, well adjusted, American eyes, a lot of romance in manga and anime can be quite “eyebrow raising” to say the least.

When popular anime and manga was ported over to the USA, companies like DIC, Ocean Group, and Funimation would tone things down in order to broadcast anime on American TV. Often times these anime were completely re-scored with different soundtracks in addition to being rewritten. Sailor Moon for instance, has the romance between the protagonist Usagi(Rewritten as Serena), and the love interest Mamono(Rewritten as Darien). In the USA version, Serena was a Junior High School student, and Darien was a high school student. In the original, Usagi was a Junior high school student and Mamono was a college student[!!!].
Back in the late 80’s and onwards and towards the new millennium., translation companies like Central Park Media would bring over many titles state side, including much H anime. Their motives were profit driven rather than cultural enrichment or anything like that, so a huge repertoire would include “B-movie style” media OVAs like Project A-Ko, Devil Hunter Yohko, and MD Geist. They wanted to capitalize on the anime boom train and even translated materials that one can say didn’t fit in culturally speaking. These titles included such staples as underage pantyshots, clothes ripping and the like, often happening to female high school/junior high school students. In order to avoid potential lawsuits regarding sexualization of minors, if someone were to care(pornography laws vary across the USA, and lolicon drawings were at one point almost illegalized under the Bush administration), a general disclaimer on hentai and translated eroge boxes would state “All characters In this game/anime are 18 years and older” even so the characters in the anime or eroge are clearly teenagers or children and/or were intended to look like children and teenagers. Since anime art is completely fiction and not photographs, you can say anything. “Cest n’est pas une pipe”<ref>[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images]]</ref> indeed. This goes on to even today with eroge titles like Deus Machina Demonbane and Song of Saya carrying the disclaimer.

There are plenty of fans who like this kind of media<ref>[[https://kotaku.com/saya-no-uta-the-song-of-saya-the-kotaku-review-509012142]]</ref>, but the smarter fans tend to be low key about such media and consider the weird sexualized content to be bizarre and off putting by their country’s standards. All of that which results from the weird cultural barrier between the United States and Japan and what the populace of each country considers sexy. Chris is not low key about such a thing, nor does he ever educate himself about this weirdness, but rather grows fetishes for [[Kimmi|hot young nubile anime women]], and expresses dismay over “[[Sonichu 8|dumb child protection laws]].”

==Moral basis on sex and double standards==
===The Bible===
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}

Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is (partially) dictated by the Bible - or rather, by his religion, as Chris's Biblical knowledge is extremely poor. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when male homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' homos, but with no hesitation views lesbian porn and approves of it [[Mass debating|masturbatorily]]<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>, and as of 2014, seemed to be adopting a more progressive view of even gay men and their rights (albeit begrudgingly). In 2015 Chris made a video lamenting his "past" homophobia and clarifying that he apparently now has great liking and admiration for male homosexuality, [[Retroactive continuity|retconning]] the viscous homophobic tirade of [[Sonichu 10]] into a bizarre zombie apocalypse, implying that he realizes religion is not an excuse for discrimination. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he planned on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true sweetheart (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). This is, of course, blatant violation of the Christian value of marriage before sex.

The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is very guilty and holds no apparent [[Chris and remorse|remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to denigrate and what is OK in his own personal dogma, although to be fair, the same is true of many Christians anyway.

Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is most likely because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|a very liberal church]], so any question about premarital sex is probably interpreted quite liberally, and Chris believes that his church and ''only'' his church defines the entirety of religious morality - as it applies to him, anyway. When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[trolls]], she only fuels his à la carte Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which contradicts Christian doctrine.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> In summary, Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest]].

===Sexism===
[[File:Female anatomy according to chris.png|thumb|A moderately detailed portrait of what Chris probably thought females looked like before meeting [[Mia Hamm]].]]

Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he's ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse, even if his hypothetical partner refused to consent to it.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]</ref> After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]</ref> In [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], Chris indicated that if a woman accused him of being gay in person, he would sexually assault them by demanding they submit to a kiss and allow him to videotape the act, possibly as a way of proving his straightness.

For Chris, as stated above, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual. As long as they're straight and younger than him, of course.

==Chris in the act==
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian [[For Julie's Eyes Only|professing his love]] for "[[BlueSpike|Julie]]".]]
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous sex tape with Kimmi shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the [[JERKS|men]] in pornography (due to fear of becoming a [[homo]]).

However, it should be noted that in most of Chris's Rule 34 drawings the characters do tend to assume positions which are fitting for their gender, including Chris.<ref>For examples, see the [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|uncensored panels]] from Sonichu 8, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], the [[Giant Penis Comic]] and [[Jackie E-mails 14]].</ref> It might be that Chris adopts female positions not so much due to ignorance regarding sex, but more because of [[Tomgirl pictures|his identification with the opposite gender]].

Chris's view of cunnilingus, put on display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the clitoris.

In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent duck, [[Obesity|being overweight]], lack of endurance) or psychological in nature (performance anxiety, high expectations, intrusive homoerotic thoughts, subconscious guilt about sex), or a combination thereof.

In the 2018 [[All Star]] video, Chris is seen tugging his [[duck]] along to the song. He remains flaccid the entire time; his inability to get an erection is possibly a side effect of [[Transgender|HRT]]. If this is true, Chris will certainly not be getting any hanky-panky in the future.

During his time losing his virginity to a [[Mia Hamm| prostitute]] its worth noting that he first received a blowjob, than demanded cowgirl before possible missionary later; [[Obesity| but luckily for her]] he couldn't last very long and finished just after she rid him for a bit; this is important as it points to 2 big problems with Chris; first his lack of self control due to him [[Navy| finishing]] so quickly, second is that he ordered possibly the laziest sex position in the book, with Mia doing pretty much all of the physical exercise with Chris being a lazy fuck.

Chris's second sexual partner in his life was none other than his own [[Barb|mom]], the exact details of the [[Incest| incestuous]] sex is a bit vague but needless to say every act described by Chris is extremely disturbing and not for the faint of heart.

==Homosexuality==
{{main|Chris and sexuality}}

==Pedophilia==
{{main|Pedofork}}

==Bestiality==
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris to [[PandaHalo]]<ref name="collie">[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>}}
[[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|Run, Patti, run!]]
[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002‎|homemade fursuit]].]]

In [[December 2008]], Chris told [[PandaHalo]] he would be willing to have sex with a female dog for her.<ref name="collie" /> However, in his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against bestiality, then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form; so technically this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other.

Chris suggested that Brian from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20161007175309/http://archive.sonichu.com:80/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy The Family Guy article on CWCipedia]</ref>

In [[The Red-Maned Deer]], Chris recites a poem he wrote about having sex with a deer, but at the end of it states, "This was, in fact, NOT an act of bestiality. For you see, the Red-Maned Deer I have been communicating with and tracking, is really...my lo-my womanly sweetheart, named [[Jacklyn Romy]]."<ref>[[The Red-Maned Deer]]</ref> The fact that the deer is Jackie is obvious, but in spite of this he explicitly stated that it was her at the end.

In a photo of the [[Rental House]] from June 2014, the Chandler minivan bears a bumper sticker reading "I Sleep with Dogs".<ref>[[:File:Chandler Cars 1600w.jpg]]</ref> What exactly this means is yet to be determined.

===Is Chris a furry?===
{{Wise|he is a furry.}}

{{quote|I am half-Sonichu and half-Pokemon, thus making me a "furry".|Chris, May 2018, during the aftermath of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997320832040005634</ref>}}

Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a furry was, for a long time, debated.<ref>From [[Sarah May Skype Logs#Chris tries to leave|the Sarah May Skype Logs]]: [7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.</ref> There are some things that point in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref name="Cums cat" /> Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it was confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris was actually prejudiced against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref>

Under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], in May 2018, Chris went back on another of his long-held beliefs. Becoming another of the things he used to loathe, Chris dubbed himself a furry.<ref>[[May_2018_social_media_posts#Michael_Hirtes_BTFO]]</ref> The Idea Guys also [[brainwashed]] him into believing he is in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with furry [[imaginary friends]] such as [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Cryzel]], and Chris believes he has had sexual relations with these imaginary friends.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref>

While Chris may loosely qualify as a furry via his obsession with anthropomorphic [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], he has not participated in the furry community itself.

{{-}}

==Prostitution==
[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris's leaked [[Facebook]] announcement that he had lost his virginity. Initially igniting a firestorm of controversy, Chris himself let it slip that she was found "somewhere on the backpage" soon after.]]

Given how badly Chris wanted to lose his virginity, many observers have wondered why he didn't immediately spend some of his [[tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act "meaningless," and he was - in a rare display of common sense - afraid of contracting a sexually transmitted disease.

Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.

Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Bryan Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]].

By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].

Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris tried to offer himself up as a male escort. He described himself as "[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]", with an [[obesity|average]] body type.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref>

Later, under the guise of his troll persona [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris attempted to acquire the contact details of the hookers Brian Bash had previously hired. While it is possible that Chris merely wished to make his disguise more convincing by implying that 14 year old Jenkins wished to hire prostitutes, it seems far more likely that Chris actually was considering hiring Brian's girls.

In [[April 2012]] a [[Facebook]] status leaked in which Chris announced that he was no longer a virgin. Suspicion arose that this was due to the help of a hooker. Chris provided further evidence suggesting that [[Mia Hamm|the girl]] was a prostitute on 1 [[May 2012|May]] when he wrote in a [[Facebook#Hey, Trollies|Facebook note]] that his virgin breaker can be found "somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Backpage|backpage]]", a website known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210206132219/https://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> On 28/29 June 2014 Chris openly admitted that his first time was with a prostitute, and that he had sex with her twice.<ref>[[Other documents#Chris's wingman]]</ref>

In [[June 2016]], Chris himself made [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|another attempt]] to enter the prostitution business, now as a [[Tomgirl|trans woman]], going by the name "Stephanie Bustcakes". Predictably, Chris was unable to find any "women of any orientation" who were interested in paying him $100 to have sex either "one way or the lesbian way", and the Stephanie Bustcakes persona has not yet reappeared.

[[File:ChrisChanSexForMoney.png|thumb|200px]]
On 24 April 2018, while under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], who had allegedly been extorting him out of thousands of dollars, Chris announced:<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Anyone living locally to me in Virginia, or visiting in Charlottesville, I’ll give y’all BJs for money too. Serious.}}

A fan on Twitter messaged him about it. In their conversation, Chris said:<ref name=price>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Consider me a beginner with experience blowing [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|my loving boyfriend]], willing to learn and adapt further. $50 for that BJ from this celeb; if he wants butt sex, that will be $100. Cash only.}}

Chris told [[CWCProtectSquad]] member Tings Tingz that he was indeed serious about prostituting himself, had several offers, but had not taken on any customers. When asked if he would consider, Chris responded, "a little from Column 'A' and the latter from Column 'B'".<ref>[[:File:TingsTingz concern for the prostitution message.jpg]]</ref>

After the [[Guard Dogs]] rescued Chris from the Idea Guys' influence, he reversed course and disavowed the prostitution messages on 7 May 2018, saying he had been coerced.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/993693423084318720</ref> He went further on 25 May, saying he had been forced to write such things, and implied the Idea Guys had been behind it.<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Calling out the Idea Guys]]</ref>

==Incest==
{{main|Incest}}
{{Dated}}
{{Quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]].|Chris, 2016}}

[[File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|thumb|Chris having sex with his "son," Sonichu, in order to fulfill a prophecy to bring Crystal into the world.]]

[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], Chris's imaginary twin sister, appeared as a [[:image:153-GirlfriendsGift.jpg|"girlfriend" card]] he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related (despite their type and appearance differences, they all come from [[homos|Sonic and the same male Pikachu]]-apart from that fact, they were all created by Chris and acknowledge him as such- Sonichu and Rosechu calling him father), but many of them are paired off with one-another (notably Sonichu/Rosechu, Bubbles/Blake, and Magi/Silvana- Simonla was technically made by someone else), banging and some even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|having]] [[Sandy Rosechu|kids]]. Chris's own comic children are a form of incest- as Chris impregnated himself with his navy. Chris shrugs off [[Autism|all medical/science facts]] and lists the two as perfectly healthy and Autism Free.

Chris first expounded his views on incest to the internet on 31 [[January 2009]] during the [[Mumble 1|first Mumble chat]], when it was revealed that he did not fully understood the meaning of the word "incest". While he showed aversion toward incest in the chat, his condemnation of it was lukewarm, saying that he would only "definitely discourage that" and that lesbian incest is "possibly OK" due to no reproduction being involved. Compare this to his statements about male homosexuality from the same chat ("I hate homo males [...] I'd sooner have a [[Tomgirl Saga|sex change]] before I would ever turn into a homo") or to his statements about male homosexuality from earlier that month, saying that he would make it a crime and force its practitioners into having sex with members of the opposite gender.<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]</ref>

A year later, Chris's views became staunch. When a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]] pointed out that Chris's state allows cousin marriage but not same-sex marriage, Chris furiously denied it and wrote, "Cousin-Marriage is just as Terrible and Unholy as MARRYING YOUR OWN MOTHER OR FATHER!"<ref>[[Common Questions#5 January 2010]]</ref> When another correspondent responded to Chris by saying that he is happily married to his cousin and that their marriage is indeed legal in Virginia, Chris answered him by saying he was destined to hell for his relationship,<ref>[[Mailbag 34#Good luck in hell]]</ref> not realizing that incest is shown in a positive light in [[Chris and religion|the Bible]]. When the subject came up again in the next mailbag, Chris said that sexual relations between cousins are just as wrong as incest between parents and their children or between siblings, and that all those relationships were condemned in the "same part" of the Bible,<ref>[[Mailbag 35#I think he wanted a specific verse]]</ref> which is not actually true.<ref> [https://web.archive.org/web/20051223102404/http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=religion]</ref>

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga, the troll convinced Chris that [[Magi-Chan]] foretold of a prophecy in which [[Crystal]] would be born by Chris mating with Sonichu. He also informed Chris that if this was drawn, he wouldn't have to do it in real life. Chris complied<ref>https://archive.md/AL1PT</ref>. During the nonsensical [[Sonichu 13| issue 13]] of Sonichu incest is unsurprisingly everywhere, from [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] getting married to [[Magichan]] to Chris and Sonichu raping each other.

===Dreams of sex with Barb===
On 10 August 2016, Chris posted a [[Facebook statuses|response]] to a mother-son couple who were arrested for incest. He admitted to "[having] dreams of having sex with my mother" but "Never acting on them ever." Among other things, he also implied that incest "offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s)." All this is in stark contrast to his earlier condemnation of incest, which raises the question of whether Chris was being TRUE and HONEST but changed his opinion later thanks to his growing degeneracy, or the likelier possibility it was [[Hypocrisy|all for show]].

{{quotebox|I have a few things to say in response to this article. Firstly, the child was over 18, and surely the mother has talked it out with him beforehand. The child might have had social problems, or a situation where socializing or going out to socialize with other people, was a Greater Difficulty. Financial situation to prevent paying someone else to come over and help out in the situation. Moreover, it was the lifelong affections between parent and child. Also, the mother probably could not bear any ovum for children anymore.
Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.
Although incest is quite controversial topic, but there are circumstances where there would be not so much harm as one may think, feel or believe. The child is over 18; the mother is unable to have any more children at the time; birth control and protection is available and can be used (in a case of father/daughter, birth control Definitely should be used anyhow). Also, consider if the child is adopted; not as much biological.
Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.
Unless the sex act was abusive, hurtful, or Would result in an unwanted birth of a physical or mental challenged child, I would not judge or persecute the parent and child. I would encourage the child to socialize more; maybe make it easier for the child to meet more people his/her age.
Do Not send the mother and son to jail!}}

On 13 September 2019, while [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as Magi-Chan, Chris would describe Barb as a "guilty pleasure waifu."<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Barbara was more of a "guilty pleasure" waifu]]</ref>

'''Actual sex with Barb'''

While it was joked about for many years, most people did not believe Chris would actually go through with it. Before the [[Incest]] calls were leaked there were numerous warning signs of what was to come, the main one being the fact Barb would force Chris to spoon her in bed for many years and telling to Mia Hamm that the sexual massage he gave her was the same that he gave his mother. Their actions around each over have indicated incestuous interest in each over for a while, however many just assumed that this was a combination of Chris's [[Autism]] making him act inappropriately and Barb's infamously controlling behaviour.

After the incest calls were leaked it was revealed that Chris had been engaging in regular sex with Barb every 3 nights or so for ''months'', his "seduction" methods included giving her full body massages while making attempts to finger her, kissing her on the lips with Barb refusing to open her mouth and Chris making "Psychic connections" with her before, during and after their romps in the hay.

It's also noteworthy that Chris refers to Barb as "Barbie Chan" almost exclusively now; whether this has something to do with her supposed anime fanfiction characteristics, a bizarre pet name or Chris trying to subconsciously distance himself from their familial bonds is unknown.

==Rape==

{{Protip|<strike>Despite your worst fears, Chris won't rape anybody, so stop saying that.</strike> [[Barbara Chandler|We were wrong.]] [[Incest|We were so, so wrong.]]}}

Prior to shit hitting the fan in [[2021]], Chris was very apathetic about the idea of consent, and to a larger extent, the act of rape. When [[PandaHalo]] told him she was raped by [[Clyde Cash]], he reacted nonchalantly. He even thought it would be appropriate for Panda to ''move in'' with her rapist ([[Chris and religion|which is technically in-line with certain archaic Christian principles]]), whom he called a "good man" for regretting the rape and for being willing to take care of the ensuing child.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> Later on, long after the PandaHalo saga was over, he would wish her and her rapist a happy marriage.<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, A.K.A. PandaHalo]]</ref> In [[iPods Down and Listen Up]], he didn't seem to realize that his improvised lyrics detailed a sexual act that would almost certainly be construed by others as rape. Chris eventually compared his ordeals with the trolls, particularly during the [[Christorical eras|Classic Era]] to rape in his Facebook posts. (Since [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself|most infamous incident]] involved an act that could be described as sexual abuse in front of several people, this is admittedly a fitting description.)

As far as ''Chris'' being a potential rapist is concerned, the situation was more complicated. For starters, he admitted that he drew [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to prevent himself from acting on his sexual impulses against [[Megan Schroeder]], who had previously scolded him for inappropriately touching her. During a particularly [[IRC (23 July 2009)|disturbing chat]], he ([[:File:BillRiley.jpg|incognito]]) suggested that the trolls try to convince him to rape [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. He also evidently saw no issue with rape by fraud (essentially having sex with someone while tricking them into believing you're somebody else, meaning they didn't consent with you) as seen with his comic book counterpart when he travels forwards in time to have sex with his future wife [[Lovely Weather]] in the guise of being his future self [[Transgender|(whom is definitely a different person in the future)]]. During the [[Kacey Calls]], he attempted unsuccessfully to lure her to his place in the guise of being [[Liquid Chris]], again seeing absolutely nothing wrong with that.

In all likelihood, though, these parts of his behavior are most likely explained by the keys to understanding his behavior overall: his ignorance about the world and his persecution complex causes him to be quite [[naïve]] about how bad rape actually is. With the Rocky situation above, he likely said that as part of an odd, roundabout scheme to get the trolls arrested, but it's still pretty fucked up that he'd even suggest something like this, let alone tell her about it after.

Chris has a surprisingly mature moral opinion on the subject of abortion in cases of rape; in one of the [[Kacey Calls]], he states he believes that abortion in these cases should be the choice of the victim only and that they should not be pressured by others in their decision.

Despite joking about how uncomfortably close he was to his own mother, few actually believed that Chris had it in him to commit an act of rape. For instance, he tried to kiss [[Emily]] and gave up when she said no,<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#A precious farewell (1:29:35–1:31:10)]]</ref> showing that he does understand the importance of consent... Or at least, he ''used'' to. Unfortunately, it seems that as of 2014, he has decided that he won't take "no" for an answer, and basically ''molested'' [[Catherine#The Date|Catherine during their second outing]] by hugging her and burying his head in her breasts even after she flatly told him not to. This gets even more disturbing when you consider [[Catherine E-mails#It IS Your Fault!|this e-mail]], where Chris outright says that he's [[Chris and his Ego|"entitled to a relationship"]]. Also not helping matters was Chris kissing multiple guests who posed with him at the [[TooManyGames]] convention regardless of consent, which ultimately got him kicked out.

Furthermore, it was argued that Chris didn't have a history of violence conducive to attempting sexual assault. Aside from his [[Death threats#Likelihood of Acting Out on Death Threats|habit of dishing out threats he can't possibly carry out]], [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder with a car]], and [[26 December 2014|macing a manager in the chest]], Chris is physically [[Chris and health|very weak and unfit]], and simply could not overpower an able-bodied person – the only outcome of him attempting it would be a swift knee to the [[duck]] followed by a rousing round of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]]. However, given Catherine's experience with Chris during their outing (in her words, she was taken by surprise and couldn't react to it), it was encouraged that women should exercise caution around him.

Interestingly, Chris details in [[Announcement 06292016]] that he wants all men to stay an arm's length distance away from him. Along with showing the insecurities he possesses concerning men, Chris seems to think that he is [[Chris and his ego|an attractive enough]] [[Transgender|transwoman]] for [[Chris and reality|a man to consider raping him]].

In a move that would take everyone by complete surprise, Chris did the unthinkable and committed an act of [[incest]] against his mother Barbara in mid-2021. When one considers that Barb had allegedly been on a mental decline ''(possibly suffering from dementia)'' and confused during the incident, she therefore '''could not consent'''. Making matters worse, she was also likely unable to defend herself due to being frail in her advanced age. This unfortunately means that Chris had committed an act of rape, even if, going by his perspective and his own description of the events, that Barb seemed willing to partake in it.

==Contraceptives==

{{quote|Confidentially, I wear a condom during the second half when I masturbate; I use Trojan or LIfestyles brand (Trojan mostly)

And I used condoms when I fooled with the [[Officer Nasty|L.D.s]] as well.|Chris, [[Jackie E-mails 1]]}}

Condoms, or as Chris has called them "'''raincoats'''", are thin latex coverings worn over a man's penis for the purpose of birth control. However, Chris seemed to understand the condom as more of a symbol for promoting safe premarital sex rather than as a contraceptive. Aside from promoting safe sex and justifying premarital sex, Chris has also drawn his male Sonichu characters with condoms in order to censor their penises. Chris has stated that before his third date with [[Blanca]], he'd wear a condom for the first two times they've had sex, only to have non-protected sex by the third date, showing that he also believed that condoms serve more as some kind of gateway to pregnancy. Chris had a box of chocolate-flavored condoms that he purchased to be prepared for his first time. Chris had given a few different dates for when they expired; some time in 2010 <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Sex_Logs#Condoms</ref> and January 2013.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(27_December_2008)</ref>

Chris reportedly also wore a condom that was flavored like green apple while engaging in sex with Mia Hamm.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts]]</ref>. Its not entirely clear whether the condom was entirely successful or not due to him mentioning that a "Smidge" of Navy had leaked out after their first round together, meaning he either kept them in his pocket far too long, the condom didn't fit entirely properly around his [[Duck]], he became flaccid way faster than he should have, or he's an idiot who mistook a smear of lube or vaginal discharge for semen; knowing Chris any of these [[Chris and negligence| explanations]] [[Duck| are]] [[Health| equally]] [[Slow in the minds| possible]]. For those wondering however, it's probably safe to assume [[Mia Hamm]] won't be harboring [[Crystal]] any time soon; even by some non-existent chance he managed to get her pregnant, she would have likely been on the pill anyway.

Chris would later reveal to [[Null]] that he was using a condom while having sex with his "over 50 girlfriend", who was later discovered to be [[Barb]]. While ploughing a woman like Barb would cause anyone to instinctively wear the thickest condom available, then get themselves tested a few times over just in case (all of which Chris did); realistically there wasn't much reason to do so since the risk of STD and pregnancy was non-existent since both were [[Health|(at least where STIs were concerned)]] clean and both were completely infertile.

==See also==
*[[China]]
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Chris and gender]]
*[[Chris and sexuality]]
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Mass debating]]
*[[Naive]]
*[[Pickle]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Incest]]

== References ==
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Chris and sex

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Breadster: Linking to "Sonichu 8" attempt 2/?

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[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky''' and '''romps in the hay'''<ref>Chris has used this phrase since approximately [[2018]], including in [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page29.JPG|Sonichu #12-9]], on his [[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts|polyamorous marriage]] and on his [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559 incest with his mother].</ref>), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development, [[Borb|a sheltered upbringing]], and the [[Autism|twisted, disjointed]] [[Chris and reality|worldview]] he acquired as a result. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on HBO at around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]</ref>

==Knowledge of sex==
In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he [[Things Chris has ripped off|stole]] from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In truth, for much of the time he was presenting this advice Chris had yet to even kiss a girl.<ref name="Jackie E-mails 2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>

What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[high school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris, which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave his [[Chris Sex Logs|sex chat logs]] should immediately notice what's going wrong--Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in pornos, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would welcome a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of [[navy]] to the face.<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>

Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,<ref name="JR Eyes">[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> thinks that the clitoris is located on the female body where the [[wikipedia:Perineum|perineum]] is located on the male one<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref> and believes that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.<ref name="Cums cat">[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref> He also seems to believe that a woman's vagina is higher up on the woman's body that it actually is;<ref>[[:File:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg]]</ref> this is undoubtedly due to his experience with his [[Kimmi|sex]] [[Officer Nasty|dolls]]. The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a terrible [[CWC Cola|Mountain Dew]] parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride his broken [[penis]].<ref name="JR Eyes" /> He thinks that his [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.

With Chris's [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]], he is also noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. For example, Chris told Ivy he had a "sticky dream" about her. When Ivy asked if he meant a wet dream, he replied, "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!"<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Threats]]</ref> While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use common terms--either medical or slang--for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]" or "tom-tom" out of a childish aversion borne of disgust.

In [[August 2011]], Chris said he is into female domination.<ref>[[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]</ref> (going as far as to draw Sonichu and Rosechu performing the act in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]).

==Cartoon and Anime Porn==

Rule 34 is a phenomena “rule” on the internet that states:
“If it exists, there must be porn of it.”
Generally, pornographic content and cartoons are made based on all media and properties. If you search for anything, including “lunch sandwich and mountain dew”, you will find a pornographic representation of it.
Chris being prominent on the internet through surfing and links, has undoubtedly come across much cartoon porn.
Chris has reacted to phenomena of Rule 34 bizarrely. He expresses disgust for any representation of male genitals, but he loves depictions of female genitalia and has expressed arousal from pornographic drawings. When Encyclopedia Dramatica peppered the Chris-chan article with rule 34 hate art, Chris responded, by creating an account and uploading his own rule 34 art, to the shock and dismay of everybody.

Even so cartoon porn and hentai are prominent on the internet, they are not considered by society to be socially normal things compared to live-action porn. Currently there is no thorough research on Hentai, Eroge, rule 34 cartoons, and various H media online and its effects on the human mind. Though there is speculation on whether those who consume and masturbate to anime characters are disconnecting from reality or are sexually warped people. This speculation leads society at large to outcast such people who find cartoons sexually attractive. Chris is unaware of this stigma. For instance both Zone-sama and Shadman, are the online monikers of two very (in)famous western hentai artists. Zone-Sama in particular, does hentai animations of popular cartoon shows(they are for adults but a lot of them are porn parodies of cartoons aimed at children and generally of Characters that are minors like the Cartoon Network Teen Titans variant of DC Comic’s Starfire[!]). Zone-sama has never shown his face and general uses the avatar of a little girl named Zone-Tan(voiced by VA named Rika) to update people on upcoming art and animation.
Shadman is known for doing very shocking edgy artwork and porn parodies, often crossing into ero-guro territory(erotic grostesque, a Japanese art movement, and also a problematic fetish genre in porn). Shadman has drawn pornographic pin up caricatures are real life children(The actress for X-22 and the daughter of internet personality Keemstar). For this a lot debate on whether or not he is a pedophile. Shadman is low key and hides his face, and wears a mask when he films himself on podcast. Chris also favorited and liked one of his risqué “loli(lolicon or Lolita Complex)” pictures. One example of this stigma in action would be when CNN journalist Kurt Eichenwald got caught with a hentai site in one of his browser tabs. Kurt became a laughingstock and lost his job afterwards. John Kricfalusi, creator of Ren & Stimpy, was an artist who would constantly draw scenarios of “sexy cute girls”, and he turned out to be a sexual predator. Howard Stern, notable comedian, normal live-action pornography connoisseur, and radio media “shock jock” personality, has expressed disgust towards H anime and it’s ilk when looking at clips of anime con featuring live showings of Hentai anime, and his friends like Robin Quivers have expressed disgust towards it as well. They expressed dismay over people who were going to anime convention in public to watch a live screening of hentai genre anime. They could not understand why anyone would want to masturbate to anime porn, when live action porn is readily available. He also felt that the anime porn was way too perverse and it made him queasy. <ref>[[ http://www.marksfriggin.com/news18/11-26.htm]]</ref> When a listener called in to inquire about his wife who got off watching hentai anime Howard Stern responded:
“Only monsters and women jack off to cartoons” – Howard Stern. On the other end of the spectrum, Bennet The Sage, an anime reviewer and general internet personality is friends with the western Hentai artist Zone-Sama, who again, is an anonymous individual who hides behind a female persona named “Zone-Tan.” He often does sketches with Zone-sama in these animated videos that are published in order to update his followers. Bennet The Sage has asked himself on twitter:
“Am I deranged because I watch hentai? Or do I watch hentai because I am deranged?” – BennetTheSage It should go without saying that Japan has a different culture than the United States and among the many things that are different include laws regarding the age of consent. The age of consent in Japan was at one time 14 years old. Granted, there’s some extra laws regarding this.(An older adult male is not allowed to consummate marriage with the 14 year old until age 18 etc.) This is one of the reasons why there is a lot of sexualized “fanservice” of characters who happen to be minors in correlation to US law. This in turn also correlates to Japan’s heavy emphasis on education(6 days a week of school, lots of studies, heavy emphasis on clubs. A High school club in Japan is akin to a College Major in the USA.) In the USA, it’s most natural to date when one is in High School or College. Most of the popular manga and anime titles out there are of the “Shonen” genre(Boys 7-18), and fanservicey content tends to creep in because the average minds pf 14 year olds in Japan can be considered on par for those of High Schoolers in the USA, making them far more mature for their age. Thus the ideas of a sexy woman are commonly expressed as sexy 14 year olds because junior high students in Japan are advanced compared to the lax junior high students in the USA and have a degree of thought akin to an American High School student. To the average, well adjusted, American eyes, a lot of romance in manga and anime can be quite “eyebrow raising” to say the least.

When popular anime and manga was ported over to the USA, companies like DIC, Ocean Group, and Funimation would tone things down in order to broadcast anime on American TV. Often times these anime were completely re-scored with different soundtracks in addition to being rewritten. Sailor Moon for instance, has the romance between the protagonist Usagi(Rewritten as Serena), and the love interest Mamono(Rewritten as Darien). In the USA version, Serena was a Junior High School student, and Darien was a high school student. In the original, Usagi was a Junior high school student and Mamono was a college student[!!!].
Back in the late 80’s and onwards and towards the new millennium., translation companies like Central Park Media would bring over many titles state side, including much H anime. Their motives were profit driven rather than cultural enrichment or anything like that, so a huge repertoire would include “B-movie style” media OVAs like Project A-Ko, Devil Hunter Yohko, and MD Geist. They wanted to capitalize on the anime boom train and even translated materials that one can say didn’t fit in culturally speaking. These titles included such staples as underage pantyshots, clothes ripping and the like, often happening to female high school/junior high school students. In order to avoid potential lawsuits regarding sexualization of minors, if someone were to care(pornography laws vary across the USA, and lolicon drawings were at one point almost illegalized under the Bush administration), a general disclaimer on hentai and translated eroge boxes would state “All characters In this game/anime are 18 years and older” even so the characters in the anime or eroge are clearly teenagers or children and/or were intended to look like children and teenagers. Since anime art is completely fiction and not photographs, you can say anything. “Cest n’est pas une pipe”<ref>[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images]]</ref> indeed. This goes on to even today with eroge titles like Deus Machina Demonbane and Song of Saya carrying the disclaimer.

There are plenty of fans who like this kind of media<ref>[[https://kotaku.com/saya-no-uta-the-song-of-saya-the-kotaku-review-509012142]]</ref>, but the smarter fans tend to be low key about such media and consider the weird sexualized content to be bizarre and off putting by their country’s standards. All of that which results from the weird cultural barrier between the United States and Japan and what the populace of each country considers sexy. Chris is not low key about such a thing, nor does he ever educate himself about this weirdness, but rather grows fetishes for hot young nubile anime women, and expresses dismay over “[[Sonichu 8|dumb child protection laws]].”

==Moral basis on sex and double standards==
===The Bible===
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}

Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is (partially) dictated by the Bible - or rather, by his religion, as Chris's Biblical knowledge is extremely poor. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when male homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' homos, but with no hesitation views lesbian porn and approves of it [[Mass debating|masturbatorily]]<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>, and as of 2014, seemed to be adopting a more progressive view of even gay men and their rights (albeit begrudgingly). In 2015 Chris made a video lamenting his "past" homophobia and clarifying that he apparently now has great liking and admiration for male homosexuality, [[Retroactive continuity|retconning]] the viscous homophobic tirade of [[Sonichu 10]] into a bizarre zombie apocalypse, implying that he realizes religion is not an excuse for discrimination. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he planned on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true sweetheart (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). This is, of course, blatant violation of the Christian value of marriage before sex.

The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is very guilty and holds no apparent [[Chris and remorse|remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to denigrate and what is OK in his own personal dogma, although to be fair, the same is true of many Christians anyway.

Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is most likely because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|a very liberal church]], so any question about premarital sex is probably interpreted quite liberally, and Chris believes that his church and ''only'' his church defines the entirety of religious morality - as it applies to him, anyway. When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[trolls]], she only fuels his à la carte Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which contradicts Christian doctrine.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> In summary, Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest]].

===Sexism===
[[File:Female anatomy according to chris.png|thumb|A moderately detailed portrait of what Chris probably thought females looked like before meeting [[Mia Hamm]].]]

Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he's ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse, even if his hypothetical partner refused to consent to it.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]</ref> After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]</ref> In [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], Chris indicated that if a woman accused him of being gay in person, he would sexually assault them by demanding they submit to a kiss and allow him to videotape the act, possibly as a way of proving his straightness.

For Chris, as stated above, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual. As long as they're straight and younger than him, of course.

==Chris in the act==
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian [[For Julie's Eyes Only|professing his love]] for "[[BlueSpike|Julie]]".]]
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous sex tape with Kimmi shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the [[JERKS|men]] in pornography (due to fear of becoming a [[homo]]).

However, it should be noted that in most of Chris's Rule 34 drawings the characters do tend to assume positions which are fitting for their gender, including Chris.<ref>For examples, see the [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|uncensored panels]] from Sonichu 8, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], the [[Giant Penis Comic]] and [[Jackie E-mails 14]].</ref> It might be that Chris adopts female positions not so much due to ignorance regarding sex, but more because of [[Tomgirl pictures|his identification with the opposite gender]].

Chris's view of cunnilingus, put on display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the clitoris.

In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent duck, [[Obesity|being overweight]], lack of endurance) or psychological in nature (performance anxiety, high expectations, intrusive homoerotic thoughts, subconscious guilt about sex), or a combination thereof.

In the 2018 [[All Star]] video, Chris is seen tugging his [[duck]] along to the song. He remains flaccid the entire time; his inability to get an erection is possibly a side effect of [[Transgender|HRT]]. If this is true, Chris will certainly not be getting any hanky-panky in the future.

During his time losing his virginity to a [[Mia Hamm| prostitute]] its worth noting that he first received a blowjob, than demanded cowgirl before possible missionary later; [[Obesity| but luckily for her]] he couldn't last very long and finished just after she rid him for a bit; this is important as it points to 2 big problems with Chris; first his lack of self control due to him [[Navy| finishing]] so quickly, second is that he ordered possibly the laziest sex position in the book, with Mia doing pretty much all of the physical exercise with Chris being a lazy fuck.

Chris's second sexual partner in his life was none other than his own [[Barb|mom]], the exact details of the [[Incest| incestuous]] sex is a bit vague but needless to say every act described by Chris is extremely disturbing and not for the faint of heart.

==Homosexuality==
{{main|Chris and sexuality}}

==Pedophilia==
{{main|Pedofork}}

==Bestiality==
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris to [[PandaHalo]]<ref name="collie">[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>}}
[[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|Run, Patti, run!]]
[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002‎|homemade fursuit]].]]

In [[December 2008]], Chris told [[PandaHalo]] he would be willing to have sex with a female dog for her.<ref name="collie" /> However, in his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against bestiality, then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form; so technically this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other.

Chris suggested that Brian from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20161007175309/http://archive.sonichu.com:80/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy The Family Guy article on CWCipedia]</ref>

In [[The Red-Maned Deer]], Chris recites a poem he wrote about having sex with a deer, but at the end of it states, "This was, in fact, NOT an act of bestiality. For you see, the Red-Maned Deer I have been communicating with and tracking, is really...my lo-my womanly sweetheart, named [[Jacklyn Romy]]."<ref>[[The Red-Maned Deer]]</ref> The fact that the deer is Jackie is obvious, but in spite of this he explicitly stated that it was her at the end.

In a photo of the [[Rental House]] from June 2014, the Chandler minivan bears a bumper sticker reading "I Sleep with Dogs".<ref>[[:File:Chandler Cars 1600w.jpg]]</ref> What exactly this means is yet to be determined.

===Is Chris a furry?===
{{Wise|he is a furry.}}

{{quote|I am half-Sonichu and half-Pokemon, thus making me a "furry".|Chris, May 2018, during the aftermath of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997320832040005634</ref>}}

Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a furry was, for a long time, debated.<ref>From [[Sarah May Skype Logs#Chris tries to leave|the Sarah May Skype Logs]]: [7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.</ref> There are some things that point in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref name="Cums cat" /> Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it was confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris was actually prejudiced against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref>

Under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], in May 2018, Chris went back on another of his long-held beliefs. Becoming another of the things he used to loathe, Chris dubbed himself a furry.<ref>[[May_2018_social_media_posts#Michael_Hirtes_BTFO]]</ref> The Idea Guys also [[brainwashed]] him into believing he is in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with furry [[imaginary friends]] such as [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Cryzel]], and Chris believes he has had sexual relations with these imaginary friends.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref>

While Chris may loosely qualify as a furry via his obsession with anthropomorphic [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], he has not participated in the furry community itself.

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==Prostitution==
[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris's leaked [[Facebook]] announcement that he had lost his virginity. Initially igniting a firestorm of controversy, Chris himself let it slip that she was found "somewhere on the backpage" soon after.]]

Given how badly Chris wanted to lose his virginity, many observers have wondered why he didn't immediately spend some of his [[tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act "meaningless," and he was - in a rare display of common sense - afraid of contracting a sexually transmitted disease.

Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.

Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Bryan Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]].

By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].

Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris tried to offer himself up as a male escort. He described himself as "[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]", with an [[obesity|average]] body type.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref>

Later, under the guise of his troll persona [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris attempted to acquire the contact details of the hookers Brian Bash had previously hired. While it is possible that Chris merely wished to make his disguise more convincing by implying that 14 year old Jenkins wished to hire prostitutes, it seems far more likely that Chris actually was considering hiring Brian's girls.

In [[April 2012]] a [[Facebook]] status leaked in which Chris announced that he was no longer a virgin. Suspicion arose that this was due to the help of a hooker. Chris provided further evidence suggesting that [[Mia Hamm|the girl]] was a prostitute on 1 [[May 2012|May]] when he wrote in a [[Facebook#Hey, Trollies|Facebook note]] that his virgin breaker can be found "somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Backpage|backpage]]", a website known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210206132219/https://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> On 28/29 June 2014 Chris openly admitted that his first time was with a prostitute, and that he had sex with her twice.<ref>[[Other documents#Chris's wingman]]</ref>

In [[June 2016]], Chris himself made [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|another attempt]] to enter the prostitution business, now as a [[Tomgirl|trans woman]], going by the name "Stephanie Bustcakes". Predictably, Chris was unable to find any "women of any orientation" who were interested in paying him $100 to have sex either "one way or the lesbian way", and the Stephanie Bustcakes persona has not yet reappeared.

[[File:ChrisChanSexForMoney.png|thumb|200px]]
On 24 April 2018, while under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], who had allegedly been extorting him out of thousands of dollars, Chris announced:<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Anyone living locally to me in Virginia, or visiting in Charlottesville, I’ll give y’all BJs for money too. Serious.}}

A fan on Twitter messaged him about it. In their conversation, Chris said:<ref name=price>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Consider me a beginner with experience blowing [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|my loving boyfriend]], willing to learn and adapt further. $50 for that BJ from this celeb; if he wants butt sex, that will be $100. Cash only.}}

Chris told [[CWCProtectSquad]] member Tings Tingz that he was indeed serious about prostituting himself, had several offers, but had not taken on any customers. When asked if he would consider, Chris responded, "a little from Column 'A' and the latter from Column 'B'".<ref>[[:File:TingsTingz concern for the prostitution message.jpg]]</ref>

After the [[Guard Dogs]] rescued Chris from the Idea Guys' influence, he reversed course and disavowed the prostitution messages on 7 May 2018, saying he had been coerced.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/993693423084318720</ref> He went further on 25 May, saying he had been forced to write such things, and implied the Idea Guys had been behind it.<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Calling out the Idea Guys]]</ref>

==Incest==
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{{Quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]].|Chris, 2016}}

[[File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|thumb|Chris having sex with his "son," Sonichu, in order to fulfill a prophecy to bring Crystal into the world.]]

[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], Chris's imaginary twin sister, appeared as a [[:image:153-GirlfriendsGift.jpg|"girlfriend" card]] he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related (despite their type and appearance differences, they all come from [[homos|Sonic and the same male Pikachu]]-apart from that fact, they were all created by Chris and acknowledge him as such- Sonichu and Rosechu calling him father), but many of them are paired off with one-another (notably Sonichu/Rosechu, Bubbles/Blake, and Magi/Silvana- Simonla was technically made by someone else), banging and some even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|having]] [[Sandy Rosechu|kids]]. Chris's own comic children are a form of incest- as Chris impregnated himself with his navy. Chris shrugs off [[Autism|all medical/science facts]] and lists the two as perfectly healthy and Autism Free.

Chris first expounded his views on incest to the internet on 31 [[January 2009]] during the [[Mumble 1|first Mumble chat]], when it was revealed that he did not fully understood the meaning of the word "incest". While he showed aversion toward incest in the chat, his condemnation of it was lukewarm, saying that he would only "definitely discourage that" and that lesbian incest is "possibly OK" due to no reproduction being involved. Compare this to his statements about male homosexuality from the same chat ("I hate homo males [...] I'd sooner have a [[Tomgirl Saga|sex change]] before I would ever turn into a homo") or to his statements about male homosexuality from earlier that month, saying that he would make it a crime and force its practitioners into having sex with members of the opposite gender.<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]</ref>

A year later, Chris's views became staunch. When a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]] pointed out that Chris's state allows cousin marriage but not same-sex marriage, Chris furiously denied it and wrote, "Cousin-Marriage is just as Terrible and Unholy as MARRYING YOUR OWN MOTHER OR FATHER!"<ref>[[Common Questions#5 January 2010]]</ref> When another correspondent responded to Chris by saying that he is happily married to his cousin and that their marriage is indeed legal in Virginia, Chris answered him by saying he was destined to hell for his relationship,<ref>[[Mailbag 34#Good luck in hell]]</ref> not realizing that incest is shown in a positive light in [[Chris and religion|the Bible]]. When the subject came up again in the next mailbag, Chris said that sexual relations between cousins are just as wrong as incest between parents and their children or between siblings, and that all those relationships were condemned in the "same part" of the Bible,<ref>[[Mailbag 35#I think he wanted a specific verse]]</ref> which is not actually true.<ref> [https://web.archive.org/web/20051223102404/http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=religion]</ref>

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga, the troll convinced Chris that [[Magi-Chan]] foretold of a prophecy in which [[Crystal]] would be born by Chris mating with Sonichu. He also informed Chris that if this was drawn, he wouldn't have to do it in real life. Chris complied<ref>https://archive.md/AL1PT</ref>. During the nonsensical [[Sonichu 13| issue 13]] of Sonichu incest is unsurprisingly everywhere, from [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] getting married to [[Magichan]] to Chris and Sonichu raping each other.

===Dreams of sex with Barb===
On 10 August 2016, Chris posted a [[Facebook statuses|response]] to a mother-son couple who were arrested for incest. He admitted to "[having] dreams of having sex with my mother" but "Never acting on them ever." Among other things, he also implied that incest "offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s)." All this is in stark contrast to his earlier condemnation of incest, which raises the question of whether Chris was being TRUE and HONEST but changed his opinion later thanks to his growing degeneracy, or the likelier possibility it was [[Hypocrisy|all for show]].

{{quotebox|I have a few things to say in response to this article. Firstly, the child was over 18, and surely the mother has talked it out with him beforehand. The child might have had social problems, or a situation where socializing or going out to socialize with other people, was a Greater Difficulty. Financial situation to prevent paying someone else to come over and help out in the situation. Moreover, it was the lifelong affections between parent and child. Also, the mother probably could not bear any ovum for children anymore.
Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.
Although incest is quite controversial topic, but there are circumstances where there would be not so much harm as one may think, feel or believe. The child is over 18; the mother is unable to have any more children at the time; birth control and protection is available and can be used (in a case of father/daughter, birth control Definitely should be used anyhow). Also, consider if the child is adopted; not as much biological.
Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.
Unless the sex act was abusive, hurtful, or Would result in an unwanted birth of a physical or mental challenged child, I would not judge or persecute the parent and child. I would encourage the child to socialize more; maybe make it easier for the child to meet more people his/her age.
Do Not send the mother and son to jail!}}

On 13 September 2019, while [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as Magi-Chan, Chris would describe Barb as a "guilty pleasure waifu."<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Barbara was more of a "guilty pleasure" waifu]]</ref>

'''Actual sex with Barb'''

While it was joked about for many years, most people did not believe Chris would actually go through with it. Before the [[Incest]] calls were leaked there were numerous warning signs of what was to come, the main one being the fact Barb would force Chris to spoon her in bed for many years and telling to Mia Hamm that the sexual massage he gave her was the same that he gave his mother. Their actions around each over have indicated incestuous interest in each over for a while, however many just assumed that this was a combination of Chris's [[Autism]] making him act inappropriately and Barb's infamously controlling behaviour.

After the incest calls were leaked it was revealed that Chris had been engaging in regular sex with Barb every 3 nights or so for ''months'', his "seduction" methods included giving her full body massages while making attempts to finger her, kissing her on the lips with Barb refusing to open her mouth and Chris making "Psychic connections" with her before, during and after their romps in the hay.

It's also noteworthy that Chris refers to Barb as "Barbie Chan" almost exclusively now; whether this has something to do with her supposed anime fanfiction characteristics, a bizarre pet name or Chris trying to subconsciously distance himself from their familial bonds is unknown.

==Rape==

{{Protip|<strike>Despite your worst fears, Chris won't rape anybody, so stop saying that.</strike> [[Barbara Chandler|We were wrong.]] [[Incest|We were so, so wrong.]]}}

Prior to shit hitting the fan in [[2021]], Chris was very apathetic about the idea of consent, and to a larger extent, the act of rape. When [[PandaHalo]] told him she was raped by [[Clyde Cash]], he reacted nonchalantly. He even thought it would be appropriate for Panda to ''move in'' with her rapist ([[Chris and religion|which is technically in-line with certain archaic Christian principles]]), whom he called a "good man" for regretting the rape and for being willing to take care of the ensuing child.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> Later on, long after the PandaHalo saga was over, he would wish her and her rapist a happy marriage.<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, A.K.A. PandaHalo]]</ref> In [[iPods Down and Listen Up]], he didn't seem to realize that his improvised lyrics detailed a sexual act that would almost certainly be construed by others as rape. Chris eventually compared his ordeals with the trolls, particularly during the [[Christorical eras|Classic Era]] to rape in his Facebook posts. (Since [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself|most infamous incident]] involved an act that could be described as sexual abuse in front of several people, this is admittedly a fitting description.)

As far as ''Chris'' being a potential rapist is concerned, the situation was more complicated. For starters, he admitted that he drew [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to prevent himself from acting on his sexual impulses against [[Megan Schroeder]], who had previously scolded him for inappropriately touching her. During a particularly [[IRC (23 July 2009)|disturbing chat]], he ([[:File:BillRiley.jpg|incognito]]) suggested that the trolls try to convince him to rape [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. He also evidently saw no issue with rape by fraud (essentially having sex with someone while tricking them into believing you're somebody else, meaning they didn't consent with you) as seen with his comic book counterpart when he travels forwards in time to have sex with his future wife [[Lovely Weather]] in the guise of being his future self [[Transgender|(whom is definitely a different person in the future)]]. During the [[Kacey Calls]], he attempted unsuccessfully to lure her to his place in the guise of being [[Liquid Chris]], again seeing absolutely nothing wrong with that.

In all likelihood, though, these parts of his behavior are most likely explained by the keys to understanding his behavior overall: his ignorance about the world and his persecution complex causes him to be quite [[naïve]] about how bad rape actually is. With the Rocky situation above, he likely said that as part of an odd, roundabout scheme to get the trolls arrested, but it's still pretty fucked up that he'd even suggest something like this, let alone tell her about it after.

Chris has a surprisingly mature moral opinion on the subject of abortion in cases of rape; in one of the [[Kacey Calls]], he states he believes that abortion in these cases should be the choice of the victim only and that they should not be pressured by others in their decision.

Despite joking about how uncomfortably close he was to his own mother, few actually believed that Chris had it in him to commit an act of rape. For instance, he tried to kiss [[Emily]] and gave up when she said no,<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#A precious farewell (1:29:35–1:31:10)]]</ref> showing that he does understand the importance of consent... Or at least, he ''used'' to. Unfortunately, it seems that as of 2014, he has decided that he won't take "no" for an answer, and basically ''molested'' [[Catherine#The Date|Catherine during their second outing]] by hugging her and burying his head in her breasts even after she flatly told him not to. This gets even more disturbing when you consider [[Catherine E-mails#It IS Your Fault!|this e-mail]], where Chris outright says that he's [[Chris and his Ego|"entitled to a relationship"]]. Also not helping matters was Chris kissing multiple guests who posed with him at the [[TooManyGames]] convention regardless of consent, which ultimately got him kicked out.

Furthermore, it was argued that Chris didn't have a history of violence conducive to attempting sexual assault. Aside from his [[Death threats#Likelihood of Acting Out on Death Threats|habit of dishing out threats he can't possibly carry out]], [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder with a car]], and [[26 December 2014|macing a manager in the chest]], Chris is physically [[Chris and health|very weak and unfit]], and simply could not overpower an able-bodied person – the only outcome of him attempting it would be a swift knee to the [[duck]] followed by a rousing round of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]]. However, given Catherine's experience with Chris during their outing (in her words, she was taken by surprise and couldn't react to it), it was encouraged that women should exercise caution around him.

Interestingly, Chris details in [[Announcement 06292016]] that he wants all men to stay an arm's length distance away from him. Along with showing the insecurities he possesses concerning men, Chris seems to think that he is [[Chris and his ego|an attractive enough]] [[Transgender|transwoman]] for [[Chris and reality|a man to consider raping him]].

In a move that would take everyone by complete surprise, Chris did the unthinkable and committed an act of [[incest]] against his mother Barbara in mid-2021. When one considers that Barb had allegedly been on a mental decline ''(possibly suffering from dementia)'' and confused during the incident, she therefore '''could not consent'''. Making matters worse, she was also likely unable to defend herself due to being frail in her advanced age. This unfortunately means that Chris had committed an act of rape, even if, going by his perspective and his own description of the events, that Barb seemed willing to partake in it.

==Contraceptives==

{{quote|Confidentially, I wear a condom during the second half when I masturbate; I use Trojan or LIfestyles brand (Trojan mostly)

And I used condoms when I fooled with the [[Officer Nasty|L.D.s]] as well.|Chris, [[Jackie E-mails 1]]}}

Condoms, or as Chris has called them "'''raincoats'''", are thin latex coverings worn over a man's penis for the purpose of birth control. However, Chris seemed to understand the condom as more of a symbol for promoting safe premarital sex rather than as a contraceptive. Aside from promoting safe sex and justifying premarital sex, Chris has also drawn his male Sonichu characters with condoms in order to censor their penises. Chris has stated that before his third date with [[Blanca]], he'd wear a condom for the first two times they've had sex, only to have non-protected sex by the third date, showing that he also believed that condoms serve more as some kind of gateway to pregnancy. Chris had a box of chocolate-flavored condoms that he purchased to be prepared for his first time. Chris had given a few different dates for when they expired; some time in 2010 <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Sex_Logs#Condoms</ref> and January 2013.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(27_December_2008)</ref>

Chris reportedly also wore a condom that was flavored like green apple while engaging in sex with Mia Hamm.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts]]</ref>. Its not entirely clear whether the condom was entirely successful or not due to him mentioning that a "Smidge" of Navy had leaked out after their first round together, meaning he either kept them in his pocket far too long, the condom didn't fit entirely properly around his [[Duck]], he became flaccid way faster than he should have, or he's an idiot who mistook a smear of lube or vaginal discharge for semen; knowing Chris any of these [[Chris and negligence| explanations]] [[Duck| are]] [[Health| equally]] [[Slow in the minds| possible]]. For those wondering however, it's probably safe to assume [[Mia Hamm]] won't be harboring [[Crystal]] any time soon; even by some non-existent chance he managed to get her pregnant, she would have likely been on the pill anyway.

Chris would later reveal to [[Null]] that he was using a condom while having sex with his "over 50 girlfriend", who was later discovered to be [[Barb]]. While ploughing a woman like Barb would cause anyone to instinctively wear the thickest condom available, then get themselves tested a few times over just in case (all of which Chris did); realistically there wasn't much reason to do so since the risk of STD and pregnancy was non-existent since both were [[Health|(at least where STIs were concerned)]] clean and both were completely infertile.

==See also==
*[[China]]
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Chris and gender]]
*[[Chris and sexuality]]
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Mass debating]]
*[[Naive]]
*[[Pickle]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Incest]]

== References ==
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Breadster: Linking to "Sonichu 8" attempt 1/?

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[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky''' and '''romps in the hay'''<ref>Chris has used this phrase since approximately [[2018]], including in [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page29.JPG|Sonichu #12-9]], on his [[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts|polyamorous marriage]] and on his [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559 incest with his mother].</ref>), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development, [[Borb|a sheltered upbringing]], and the [[Autism|twisted, disjointed]] [[Chris and reality|worldview]] he acquired as a result. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on HBO at around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]</ref>

==Knowledge of sex==
In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he [[Things Chris has ripped off|stole]] from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In truth, for much of the time he was presenting this advice Chris had yet to even kiss a girl.<ref name="Jackie E-mails 2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>

What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[high school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris, which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave his [[Chris Sex Logs|sex chat logs]] should immediately notice what's going wrong--Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in pornos, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would welcome a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of [[navy]] to the face.<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>

Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,<ref name="JR Eyes">[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> thinks that the clitoris is located on the female body where the [[wikipedia:Perineum|perineum]] is located on the male one<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref> and believes that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.<ref name="Cums cat">[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref> He also seems to believe that a woman's vagina is higher up on the woman's body that it actually is;<ref>[[:File:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg]]</ref> this is undoubtedly due to his experience with his [[Kimmi|sex]] [[Officer Nasty|dolls]]. The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a terrible [[CWC Cola|Mountain Dew]] parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride his broken [[penis]].<ref name="JR Eyes" /> He thinks that his [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.

With Chris's [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]], he is also noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. For example, Chris told Ivy he had a "sticky dream" about her. When Ivy asked if he meant a wet dream, he replied, "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!"<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Threats]]</ref> While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use common terms--either medical or slang--for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]" or "tom-tom" out of a childish aversion borne of disgust.

In [[August 2011]], Chris said he is into female domination.<ref>[[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]</ref> (going as far as to draw Sonichu and Rosechu performing the act in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]).

==Cartoon and Anime Porn==

Rule 34 is a phenomena “rule” on the internet that states:
“If it exists, there must be porn of it.”
Generally, pornographic content and cartoons are made based on all media and properties. If you search for anything, including “lunch sandwich and mountain dew”, you will find a pornographic representation of it.
Chris being prominent on the internet through surfing and links, has undoubtedly come across much cartoon porn.
Chris has reacted to phenomena of Rule 34 bizarrely. He expresses disgust for any representation of male genitals, but he loves depictions of female genitalia and has expressed arousal from pornographic drawings. When Encyclopedia Dramatica peppered the Chris-chan article with rule 34 hate art, Chris responded, by creating an account and uploading his own rule 34 art, to the shock and dismay of everybody.

Even so cartoon porn and hentai are prominent on the internet, they are not considered by society to be socially normal things compared to live-action porn. Currently there is no thorough research on Hentai, Eroge, rule 34 cartoons, and various H media online and its effects on the human mind. Though there is speculation on whether those who consume and masturbate to anime characters are disconnecting from reality or are sexually warped people. This speculation leads society at large to outcast such people who find cartoons sexually attractive. Chris is unaware of this stigma. For instance both Zone-sama and Shadman, are the online monikers of two very (in)famous western hentai artists. Zone-Sama in particular, does hentai animations of popular cartoon shows(they are for adults but a lot of them are porn parodies of cartoons aimed at children and generally of Characters that are minors like the Cartoon Network Teen Titans variant of DC Comic’s Starfire[!]). Zone-sama has never shown his face and general uses the avatar of a little girl named Zone-Tan(voiced by VA named Rika) to update people on upcoming art and animation.
Shadman is known for doing very shocking edgy artwork and porn parodies, often crossing into ero-guro territory(erotic grostesque, a Japanese art movement, and also a problematic fetish genre in porn). Shadman has drawn pornographic pin up caricatures are real life children(The actress for X-22 and the daughter of internet personality Keemstar). For this a lot debate on whether or not he is a pedophile. Shadman is low key and hides his face, and wears a mask when he films himself on podcast. Chris also favorited and liked one of his risqué “loli(lolicon or Lolita Complex)” pictures. One example of this stigma in action would be when CNN journalist Kurt Eichenwald got caught with a hentai site in one of his browser tabs. Kurt became a laughingstock and lost his job afterwards. John Kricfalusi, creator of Ren & Stimpy, was an artist who would constantly draw scenarios of “sexy cute girls”, and he turned out to be a sexual predator. Howard Stern, notable comedian, normal live-action pornography connoisseur, and radio media “shock jock” personality, has expressed disgust towards H anime and it’s ilk when looking at clips of anime con featuring live showings of Hentai anime, and his friends like Robin Quivers have expressed disgust towards it as well. They expressed dismay over people who were going to anime convention in public to watch a live screening of hentai genre anime. They could not understand why anyone would want to masturbate to anime porn, when live action porn is readily available. He also felt that the anime porn was way too perverse and it made him queasy. <ref>[[ http://www.marksfriggin.com/news18/11-26.htm]]</ref> When a listener called in to inquire about his wife who got off watching hentai anime Howard Stern responded:
“Only monsters and women jack off to cartoons” – Howard Stern. On the other end of the spectrum, Bennet The Sage, an anime reviewer and general internet personality is friends with the western Hentai artist Zone-Sama, who again, is an anonymous individual who hides behind a female persona named “Zone-Tan.” He often does sketches with Zone-sama in these animated videos that are published in order to update his followers. Bennet The Sage has asked himself on twitter:
“Am I deranged because I watch hentai? Or do I watch hentai because I am deranged?” – BennetTheSage It should go without saying that Japan has a different culture than the United States and among the many things that are different include laws regarding the age of consent. The age of consent in Japan was at one time 14 years old. Granted, there’s some extra laws regarding this.(An older adult male is not allowed to consummate marriage with the 14 year old until age 18 etc.) This is one of the reasons why there is a lot of sexualized “fanservice” of characters who happen to be minors in correlation to US law. This in turn also correlates to Japan’s heavy emphasis on education(6 days a week of school, lots of studies, heavy emphasis on clubs. A High school club in Japan is akin to a College Major in the USA.) In the USA, it’s most natural to date when one is in High School or College. Most of the popular manga and anime titles out there are of the “Shonen” genre(Boys 7-18), and fanservicey content tends to creep in because the average minds pf 14 year olds in Japan can be considered on par for those of High Schoolers in the USA, making them far more mature for their age. Thus the ideas of a sexy woman are commonly expressed as sexy 14 year olds because junior high students in Japan are advanced compared to the lax junior high students in the USA and have a degree of thought akin to an American High School student. To the average, well adjusted, American eyes, a lot of romance in manga and anime can be quite “eyebrow raising” to say the least.

When popular anime and manga was ported over to the USA, companies like DIC, Ocean Group, and Funimation would tone things down in order to broadcast anime on American TV. Often times these anime were completely re-scored with different soundtracks in addition to being rewritten. Sailor Moon for instance, has the romance between the protagonist Usagi(Rewritten as Serena), and the love interest Mamono(Rewritten as Darien). In the USA version, Serena was a Junior High School student, and Darien was a high school student. In the original, Usagi was a Junior high school student and Mamono was a college student[!!!].
Back in the late 80’s and onwards and towards the new millennium., translation companies like Central Park Media would bring over many titles state side, including much H anime. Their motives were profit driven rather than cultural enrichment or anything like that, so a huge repertoire would include “B-movie style” media OVAs like Project A-Ko, Devil Hunter Yohko, and MD Geist. They wanted to capitalize on the anime boom train and even translated materials that one can say didn’t fit in culturally speaking. These titles included such staples as underage pantyshots, clothes ripping and the like, often happening to female high school/junior high school students. In order to avoid potential lawsuits regarding sexualization of minors, if someone were to care(pornography laws vary across the USA, and lolicon drawings were at one point almost illegalized under the Bush administration), a general disclaimer on hentai and translated eroge boxes would state “All characters In this game/anime are 18 years and older” even so the characters in the anime or eroge are clearly teenagers or children and/or were intended to look like children and teenagers. Since anime art is completely fiction and not photographs, you can say anything. “Cest n’est pas une pipe”<ref>[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images]]</ref> indeed. This goes on to even today with eroge titles like Deus Machina Demonbane and Song of Saya carrying the disclaimer.

There are plenty of fans who like this kind of media<ref>[[https://kotaku.com/saya-no-uta-the-song-of-saya-the-kotaku-review-509012142]]</ref>, but the smarter fans tend to be low key about such media and consider the weird sexualized content to be bizarre and off putting by their country’s standards. All of that which results from the weird cultural barrier between the United States and Japan and what the populace of each country considers sexy. Chris is not low key about such a thing, nor does he ever educate himself about this weirdness, but rather grows fetishes for hot young nubile anime women, and expresses dismay over[[Sonichu 8]]“dumb child protection laws.”

==Moral basis on sex and double standards==
===The Bible===
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}

Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is (partially) dictated by the Bible - or rather, by his religion, as Chris's Biblical knowledge is extremely poor. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when male homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' homos, but with no hesitation views lesbian porn and approves of it [[Mass debating|masturbatorily]]<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>, and as of 2014, seemed to be adopting a more progressive view of even gay men and their rights (albeit begrudgingly). In 2015 Chris made a video lamenting his "past" homophobia and clarifying that he apparently now has great liking and admiration for male homosexuality, [[Retroactive continuity|retconning]] the viscous homophobic tirade of [[Sonichu 10]] into a bizarre zombie apocalypse, implying that he realizes religion is not an excuse for discrimination. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he planned on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true sweetheart (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). This is, of course, blatant violation of the Christian value of marriage before sex.

The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is very guilty and holds no apparent [[Chris and remorse|remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to denigrate and what is OK in his own personal dogma, although to be fair, the same is true of many Christians anyway.

Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is most likely because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|a very liberal church]], so any question about premarital sex is probably interpreted quite liberally, and Chris believes that his church and ''only'' his church defines the entirety of religious morality - as it applies to him, anyway. When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[trolls]], she only fuels his à la carte Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which contradicts Christian doctrine.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> In summary, Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest]].

===Sexism===
[[File:Female anatomy according to chris.png|thumb|A moderately detailed portrait of what Chris probably thought females looked like before meeting [[Mia Hamm]].]]

Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he's ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse, even if his hypothetical partner refused to consent to it.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]</ref> After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]</ref> In [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], Chris indicated that if a woman accused him of being gay in person, he would sexually assault them by demanding they submit to a kiss and allow him to videotape the act, possibly as a way of proving his straightness.

For Chris, as stated above, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual. As long as they're straight and younger than him, of course.

==Chris in the act==
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian [[For Julie's Eyes Only|professing his love]] for "[[BlueSpike|Julie]]".]]
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous sex tape with Kimmi shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the [[JERKS|men]] in pornography (due to fear of becoming a [[homo]]).

However, it should be noted that in most of Chris's Rule 34 drawings the characters do tend to assume positions which are fitting for their gender, including Chris.<ref>For examples, see the [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|uncensored panels]] from Sonichu 8, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], the [[Giant Penis Comic]] and [[Jackie E-mails 14]].</ref> It might be that Chris adopts female positions not so much due to ignorance regarding sex, but more because of [[Tomgirl pictures|his identification with the opposite gender]].

Chris's view of cunnilingus, put on display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the clitoris.

In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent duck, [[Obesity|being overweight]], lack of endurance) or psychological in nature (performance anxiety, high expectations, intrusive homoerotic thoughts, subconscious guilt about sex), or a combination thereof.

In the 2018 [[All Star]] video, Chris is seen tugging his [[duck]] along to the song. He remains flaccid the entire time; his inability to get an erection is possibly a side effect of [[Transgender|HRT]]. If this is true, Chris will certainly not be getting any hanky-panky in the future.

During his time losing his virginity to a [[Mia Hamm| prostitute]] its worth noting that he first received a blowjob, than demanded cowgirl before possible missionary later; [[Obesity| but luckily for her]] he couldn't last very long and finished just after she rid him for a bit; this is important as it points to 2 big problems with Chris; first his lack of self control due to him [[Navy| finishing]] so quickly, second is that he ordered possibly the laziest sex position in the book, with Mia doing pretty much all of the physical exercise with Chris being a lazy fuck.

Chris's second sexual partner in his life was none other than his own [[Barb|mom]], the exact details of the [[Incest| incestuous]] sex is a bit vague but needless to say every act described by Chris is extremely disturbing and not for the faint of heart.

==Homosexuality==
{{main|Chris and sexuality}}

==Pedophilia==
{{main|Pedofork}}

==Bestiality==
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris to [[PandaHalo]]<ref name="collie">[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>}}
[[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|Run, Patti, run!]]
[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002‎|homemade fursuit]].]]

In [[December 2008]], Chris told [[PandaHalo]] he would be willing to have sex with a female dog for her.<ref name="collie" /> However, in his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against bestiality, then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form; so technically this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other.

Chris suggested that Brian from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20161007175309/http://archive.sonichu.com:80/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy The Family Guy article on CWCipedia]</ref>

In [[The Red-Maned Deer]], Chris recites a poem he wrote about having sex with a deer, but at the end of it states, "This was, in fact, NOT an act of bestiality. For you see, the Red-Maned Deer I have been communicating with and tracking, is really...my lo-my womanly sweetheart, named [[Jacklyn Romy]]."<ref>[[The Red-Maned Deer]]</ref> The fact that the deer is Jackie is obvious, but in spite of this he explicitly stated that it was her at the end.

In a photo of the [[Rental House]] from June 2014, the Chandler minivan bears a bumper sticker reading "I Sleep with Dogs".<ref>[[:File:Chandler Cars 1600w.jpg]]</ref> What exactly this means is yet to be determined.

===Is Chris a furry?===
{{Wise|he is a furry.}}

{{quote|I am half-Sonichu and half-Pokemon, thus making me a "furry".|Chris, May 2018, during the aftermath of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997320832040005634</ref>}}

Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a furry was, for a long time, debated.<ref>From [[Sarah May Skype Logs#Chris tries to leave|the Sarah May Skype Logs]]: [7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.</ref> There are some things that point in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref name="Cums cat" /> Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it was confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris was actually prejudiced against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref>

Under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], in May 2018, Chris went back on another of his long-held beliefs. Becoming another of the things he used to loathe, Chris dubbed himself a furry.<ref>[[May_2018_social_media_posts#Michael_Hirtes_BTFO]]</ref> The Idea Guys also [[brainwashed]] him into believing he is in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with furry [[imaginary friends]] such as [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Cryzel]], and Chris believes he has had sexual relations with these imaginary friends.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref>

While Chris may loosely qualify as a furry via his obsession with anthropomorphic [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], he has not participated in the furry community itself.

{{-}}

==Prostitution==
[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris's leaked [[Facebook]] announcement that he had lost his virginity. Initially igniting a firestorm of controversy, Chris himself let it slip that she was found "somewhere on the backpage" soon after.]]

Given how badly Chris wanted to lose his virginity, many observers have wondered why he didn't immediately spend some of his [[tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act "meaningless," and he was - in a rare display of common sense - afraid of contracting a sexually transmitted disease.

Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.

Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Bryan Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]].

By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].

Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris tried to offer himself up as a male escort. He described himself as "[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]", with an [[obesity|average]] body type.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref>

Later, under the guise of his troll persona [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris attempted to acquire the contact details of the hookers Brian Bash had previously hired. While it is possible that Chris merely wished to make his disguise more convincing by implying that 14 year old Jenkins wished to hire prostitutes, it seems far more likely that Chris actually was considering hiring Brian's girls.

In [[April 2012]] a [[Facebook]] status leaked in which Chris announced that he was no longer a virgin. Suspicion arose that this was due to the help of a hooker. Chris provided further evidence suggesting that [[Mia Hamm|the girl]] was a prostitute on 1 [[May 2012|May]] when he wrote in a [[Facebook#Hey, Trollies|Facebook note]] that his virgin breaker can be found "somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Backpage|backpage]]", a website known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210206132219/https://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> On 28/29 June 2014 Chris openly admitted that his first time was with a prostitute, and that he had sex with her twice.<ref>[[Other documents#Chris's wingman]]</ref>

In [[June 2016]], Chris himself made [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|another attempt]] to enter the prostitution business, now as a [[Tomgirl|trans woman]], going by the name "Stephanie Bustcakes". Predictably, Chris was unable to find any "women of any orientation" who were interested in paying him $100 to have sex either "one way or the lesbian way", and the Stephanie Bustcakes persona has not yet reappeared.

[[File:ChrisChanSexForMoney.png|thumb|200px]]
On 24 April 2018, while under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], who had allegedly been extorting him out of thousands of dollars, Chris announced:<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Anyone living locally to me in Virginia, or visiting in Charlottesville, I’ll give y’all BJs for money too. Serious.}}

A fan on Twitter messaged him about it. In their conversation, Chris said:<ref name=price>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Consider me a beginner with experience blowing [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|my loving boyfriend]], willing to learn and adapt further. $50 for that BJ from this celeb; if he wants butt sex, that will be $100. Cash only.}}

Chris told [[CWCProtectSquad]] member Tings Tingz that he was indeed serious about prostituting himself, had several offers, but had not taken on any customers. When asked if he would consider, Chris responded, "a little from Column 'A' and the latter from Column 'B'".<ref>[[:File:TingsTingz concern for the prostitution message.jpg]]</ref>

After the [[Guard Dogs]] rescued Chris from the Idea Guys' influence, he reversed course and disavowed the prostitution messages on 7 May 2018, saying he had been coerced.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/993693423084318720</ref> He went further on 25 May, saying he had been forced to write such things, and implied the Idea Guys had been behind it.<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Calling out the Idea Guys]]</ref>

==Incest==
{{main|Incest}}
{{Dated}}
{{Quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]].|Chris, 2016}}

[[File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|thumb|Chris having sex with his "son," Sonichu, in order to fulfill a prophecy to bring Crystal into the world.]]

[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], Chris's imaginary twin sister, appeared as a [[:image:153-GirlfriendsGift.jpg|"girlfriend" card]] he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related (despite their type and appearance differences, they all come from [[homos|Sonic and the same male Pikachu]]-apart from that fact, they were all created by Chris and acknowledge him as such- Sonichu and Rosechu calling him father), but many of them are paired off with one-another (notably Sonichu/Rosechu, Bubbles/Blake, and Magi/Silvana- Simonla was technically made by someone else), banging and some even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|having]] [[Sandy Rosechu|kids]]. Chris's own comic children are a form of incest- as Chris impregnated himself with his navy. Chris shrugs off [[Autism|all medical/science facts]] and lists the two as perfectly healthy and Autism Free.

Chris first expounded his views on incest to the internet on 31 [[January 2009]] during the [[Mumble 1|first Mumble chat]], when it was revealed that he did not fully understood the meaning of the word "incest". While he showed aversion toward incest in the chat, his condemnation of it was lukewarm, saying that he would only "definitely discourage that" and that lesbian incest is "possibly OK" due to no reproduction being involved. Compare this to his statements about male homosexuality from the same chat ("I hate homo males [...] I'd sooner have a [[Tomgirl Saga|sex change]] before I would ever turn into a homo") or to his statements about male homosexuality from earlier that month, saying that he would make it a crime and force its practitioners into having sex with members of the opposite gender.<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]</ref>

A year later, Chris's views became staunch. When a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]] pointed out that Chris's state allows cousin marriage but not same-sex marriage, Chris furiously denied it and wrote, "Cousin-Marriage is just as Terrible and Unholy as MARRYING YOUR OWN MOTHER OR FATHER!"<ref>[[Common Questions#5 January 2010]]</ref> When another correspondent responded to Chris by saying that he is happily married to his cousin and that their marriage is indeed legal in Virginia, Chris answered him by saying he was destined to hell for his relationship,<ref>[[Mailbag 34#Good luck in hell]]</ref> not realizing that incest is shown in a positive light in [[Chris and religion|the Bible]]. When the subject came up again in the next mailbag, Chris said that sexual relations between cousins are just as wrong as incest between parents and their children or between siblings, and that all those relationships were condemned in the "same part" of the Bible,<ref>[[Mailbag 35#I think he wanted a specific verse]]</ref> which is not actually true.<ref> [https://web.archive.org/web/20051223102404/http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=religion]</ref>

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga, the troll convinced Chris that [[Magi-Chan]] foretold of a prophecy in which [[Crystal]] would be born by Chris mating with Sonichu. He also informed Chris that if this was drawn, he wouldn't have to do it in real life. Chris complied<ref>https://archive.md/AL1PT</ref>. During the nonsensical [[Sonichu 13| issue 13]] of Sonichu incest is unsurprisingly everywhere, from [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] getting married to [[Magichan]] to Chris and Sonichu raping each other.

===Dreams of sex with Barb===
On 10 August 2016, Chris posted a [[Facebook statuses|response]] to a mother-son couple who were arrested for incest. He admitted to "[having] dreams of having sex with my mother" but "Never acting on them ever." Among other things, he also implied that incest "offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s)." All this is in stark contrast to his earlier condemnation of incest, which raises the question of whether Chris was being TRUE and HONEST but changed his opinion later thanks to his growing degeneracy, or the likelier possibility it was [[Hypocrisy|all for show]].

{{quotebox|I have a few things to say in response to this article. Firstly, the child was over 18, and surely the mother has talked it out with him beforehand. The child might have had social problems, or a situation where socializing or going out to socialize with other people, was a Greater Difficulty. Financial situation to prevent paying someone else to come over and help out in the situation. Moreover, it was the lifelong affections between parent and child. Also, the mother probably could not bear any ovum for children anymore.
Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.
Although incest is quite controversial topic, but there are circumstances where there would be not so much harm as one may think, feel or believe. The child is over 18; the mother is unable to have any more children at the time; birth control and protection is available and can be used (in a case of father/daughter, birth control Definitely should be used anyhow). Also, consider if the child is adopted; not as much biological.
Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.
Unless the sex act was abusive, hurtful, or Would result in an unwanted birth of a physical or mental challenged child, I would not judge or persecute the parent and child. I would encourage the child to socialize more; maybe make it easier for the child to meet more people his/her age.
Do Not send the mother and son to jail!}}

On 13 September 2019, while [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as Magi-Chan, Chris would describe Barb as a "guilty pleasure waifu."<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Barbara was more of a "guilty pleasure" waifu]]</ref>

'''Actual sex with Barb'''

While it was joked about for many years, most people did not believe Chris would actually go through with it. Before the [[Incest]] calls were leaked there were numerous warning signs of what was to come, the main one being the fact Barb would force Chris to spoon her in bed for many years and telling to Mia Hamm that the sexual massage he gave her was the same that he gave his mother. Their actions around each over have indicated incestuous interest in each over for a while, however many just assumed that this was a combination of Chris's [[Autism]] making him act inappropriately and Barb's infamously controlling behaviour.

After the incest calls were leaked it was revealed that Chris had been engaging in regular sex with Barb every 3 nights or so for ''months'', his "seduction" methods included giving her full body massages while making attempts to finger her, kissing her on the lips with Barb refusing to open her mouth and Chris making "Psychic connections" with her before, during and after their romps in the hay.

It's also noteworthy that Chris refers to Barb as "Barbie Chan" almost exclusively now; whether this has something to do with her supposed anime fanfiction characteristics, a bizarre pet name or Chris trying to subconsciously distance himself from their familial bonds is unknown.

==Rape==

{{Protip|<strike>Despite your worst fears, Chris won't rape anybody, so stop saying that.</strike> [[Barbara Chandler|We were wrong.]] [[Incest|We were so, so wrong.]]}}

Prior to shit hitting the fan in [[2021]], Chris was very apathetic about the idea of consent, and to a larger extent, the act of rape. When [[PandaHalo]] told him she was raped by [[Clyde Cash]], he reacted nonchalantly. He even thought it would be appropriate for Panda to ''move in'' with her rapist ([[Chris and religion|which is technically in-line with certain archaic Christian principles]]), whom he called a "good man" for regretting the rape and for being willing to take care of the ensuing child.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> Later on, long after the PandaHalo saga was over, he would wish her and her rapist a happy marriage.<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, A.K.A. PandaHalo]]</ref> In [[iPods Down and Listen Up]], he didn't seem to realize that his improvised lyrics detailed a sexual act that would almost certainly be construed by others as rape. Chris eventually compared his ordeals with the trolls, particularly during the [[Christorical eras|Classic Era]] to rape in his Facebook posts. (Since [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself|most infamous incident]] involved an act that could be described as sexual abuse in front of several people, this is admittedly a fitting description.)

As far as ''Chris'' being a potential rapist is concerned, the situation was more complicated. For starters, he admitted that he drew [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to prevent himself from acting on his sexual impulses against [[Megan Schroeder]], who had previously scolded him for inappropriately touching her. During a particularly [[IRC (23 July 2009)|disturbing chat]], he ([[:File:BillRiley.jpg|incognito]]) suggested that the trolls try to convince him to rape [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. He also evidently saw no issue with rape by fraud (essentially having sex with someone while tricking them into believing you're somebody else, meaning they didn't consent with you) as seen with his comic book counterpart when he travels forwards in time to have sex with his future wife [[Lovely Weather]] in the guise of being his future self [[Transgender|(whom is definitely a different person in the future)]]. During the [[Kacey Calls]], he attempted unsuccessfully to lure her to his place in the guise of being [[Liquid Chris]], again seeing absolutely nothing wrong with that.

In all likelihood, though, these parts of his behavior are most likely explained by the keys to understanding his behavior overall: his ignorance about the world and his persecution complex causes him to be quite [[naïve]] about how bad rape actually is. With the Rocky situation above, he likely said that as part of an odd, roundabout scheme to get the trolls arrested, but it's still pretty fucked up that he'd even suggest something like this, let alone tell her about it after.

Chris has a surprisingly mature moral opinion on the subject of abortion in cases of rape; in one of the [[Kacey Calls]], he states he believes that abortion in these cases should be the choice of the victim only and that they should not be pressured by others in their decision.

Despite joking about how uncomfortably close he was to his own mother, few actually believed that Chris had it in him to commit an act of rape. For instance, he tried to kiss [[Emily]] and gave up when she said no,<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#A precious farewell (1:29:35–1:31:10)]]</ref> showing that he does understand the importance of consent... Or at least, he ''used'' to. Unfortunately, it seems that as of 2014, he has decided that he won't take "no" for an answer, and basically ''molested'' [[Catherine#The Date|Catherine during their second outing]] by hugging her and burying his head in her breasts even after she flatly told him not to. This gets even more disturbing when you consider [[Catherine E-mails#It IS Your Fault!|this e-mail]], where Chris outright says that he's [[Chris and his Ego|"entitled to a relationship"]]. Also not helping matters was Chris kissing multiple guests who posed with him at the [[TooManyGames]] convention regardless of consent, which ultimately got him kicked out.

Furthermore, it was argued that Chris didn't have a history of violence conducive to attempting sexual assault. Aside from his [[Death threats#Likelihood of Acting Out on Death Threats|habit of dishing out threats he can't possibly carry out]], [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder with a car]], and [[26 December 2014|macing a manager in the chest]], Chris is physically [[Chris and health|very weak and unfit]], and simply could not overpower an able-bodied person – the only outcome of him attempting it would be a swift knee to the [[duck]] followed by a rousing round of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]]. However, given Catherine's experience with Chris during their outing (in her words, she was taken by surprise and couldn't react to it), it was encouraged that women should exercise caution around him.

Interestingly, Chris details in [[Announcement 06292016]] that he wants all men to stay an arm's length distance away from him. Along with showing the insecurities he possesses concerning men, Chris seems to think that he is [[Chris and his ego|an attractive enough]] [[Transgender|transwoman]] for [[Chris and reality|a man to consider raping him]].

In a move that would take everyone by complete surprise, Chris did the unthinkable and committed an act of [[incest]] against his mother Barbara in mid-2021. When one considers that Barb had allegedly been on a mental decline ''(possibly suffering from dementia)'' and confused during the incident, she therefore '''could not consent'''. Making matters worse, she was also likely unable to defend herself due to being frail in her advanced age. This unfortunately means that Chris had committed an act of rape, even if, going by his perspective and his own description of the events, that Barb seemed willing to partake in it.

==Contraceptives==

{{quote|Confidentially, I wear a condom during the second half when I masturbate; I use Trojan or LIfestyles brand (Trojan mostly)

And I used condoms when I fooled with the [[Officer Nasty|L.D.s]] as well.|Chris, [[Jackie E-mails 1]]}}

Condoms, or as Chris has called them "'''raincoats'''", are thin latex coverings worn over a man's penis for the purpose of birth control. However, Chris seemed to understand the condom as more of a symbol for promoting safe premarital sex rather than as a contraceptive. Aside from promoting safe sex and justifying premarital sex, Chris has also drawn his male Sonichu characters with condoms in order to censor their penises. Chris has stated that before his third date with [[Blanca]], he'd wear a condom for the first two times they've had sex, only to have non-protected sex by the third date, showing that he also believed that condoms serve more as some kind of gateway to pregnancy. Chris had a box of chocolate-flavored condoms that he purchased to be prepared for his first time. Chris had given a few different dates for when they expired; some time in 2010 <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Sex_Logs#Condoms</ref> and January 2013.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(27_December_2008)</ref>

Chris reportedly also wore a condom that was flavored like green apple while engaging in sex with Mia Hamm.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts]]</ref>. Its not entirely clear whether the condom was entirely successful or not due to him mentioning that a "Smidge" of Navy had leaked out after their first round together, meaning he either kept them in his pocket far too long, the condom didn't fit entirely properly around his [[Duck]], he became flaccid way faster than he should have, or he's an idiot who mistook a smear of lube or vaginal discharge for semen; knowing Chris any of these [[Chris and negligence| explanations]] [[Duck| are]] [[Health| equally]] [[Slow in the minds| possible]]. For those wondering however, it's probably safe to assume [[Mia Hamm]] won't be harboring [[Crystal]] any time soon; even by some non-existent chance he managed to get her pregnant, she would have likely been on the pill anyway.

Chris would later reveal to [[Null]] that he was using a condom while having sex with his "over 50 girlfriend", who was later discovered to be [[Barb]]. While ploughing a woman like Barb would cause anyone to instinctively wear the thickest condom available, then get themselves tested a few times over just in case (all of which Chris did); realistically there wasn't much reason to do so since the risk of STD and pregnancy was non-existent since both were [[Health|(at least where STIs were concerned)]] clean and both were completely infertile.

==See also==
*[[China]]
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Chris and gender]]
*[[Chris and sexuality]]
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Mass debating]]
*[[Naive]]
*[[Pickle]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Incest]]

== References ==
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{{Love quest}}
{{Chris and}}
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Chris and sex

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Breadster: Removed the double "2018"

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[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky''' and '''romps in the hay'''<ref>Chris has used this phrase since approximately [[2018]], including in [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page29.JPG|Sonichu #12-9]], on his [[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts|polyamorous marriage]] and on his [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559 incest with his mother].</ref>), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development, [[Borb|a sheltered upbringing]], and the [[Autism|twisted, disjointed]] [[Chris and reality|worldview]] he acquired as a result. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on HBO at around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]</ref>

==Knowledge of sex==
In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he [[Things Chris has ripped off|stole]] from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In truth, for much of the time he was presenting this advice Chris had yet to even kiss a girl.<ref name="Jackie E-mails 2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>

What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[high school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris, which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave his [[Chris Sex Logs|sex chat logs]] should immediately notice what's going wrong--Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in pornos, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would welcome a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of [[navy]] to the face.<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>

Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,<ref name="JR Eyes">[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> thinks that the clitoris is located on the female body where the [[wikipedia:Perineum|perineum]] is located on the male one<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref> and believes that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.<ref name="Cums cat">[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref> He also seems to believe that a woman's vagina is higher up on the woman's body that it actually is;<ref>[[:File:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg]]</ref> this is undoubtedly due to his experience with his [[Kimmi|sex]] [[Officer Nasty|dolls]]. The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a terrible [[CWC Cola|Mountain Dew]] parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride his broken [[penis]].<ref name="JR Eyes" /> He thinks that his [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.

With Chris's [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]], he is also noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. For example, Chris told Ivy he had a "sticky dream" about her. When Ivy asked if he meant a wet dream, he replied, "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!"<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Threats]]</ref> While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use common terms--either medical or slang--for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]" or "tom-tom" out of a childish aversion borne of disgust.

In [[August 2011]], Chris said he is into female domination.<ref>[[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]</ref> (going as far as to draw Sonichu and Rosechu performing the act in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]).

==Moral basis on sex and double standards==
===The Bible===
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}

Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is (partially) dictated by the Bible - or rather, by his religion, as Chris's Biblical knowledge is extremely poor. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when male homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' homos, but with no hesitation views lesbian porn and approves of it [[Mass debating|masturbatorily]]<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>, and as of 2014, seemed to be adopting a more progressive view of even gay men and their rights (albeit begrudgingly). In 2015 Chris made a video lamenting his "past" homophobia and clarifying that he apparently now has great liking and admiration for male homosexuality, [[Retroactive continuity|retconning]] the viscous homophobic tirade of [[Sonichu 10]] into a bizarre zombie apocalypse, implying that he realizes religion is not an excuse for discrimination. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he planned on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true sweetheart (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). This is, of course, blatant violation of the Christian value of marriage before sex.

The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is very guilty and holds no apparent [[Chris and remorse|remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to denigrate and what is OK in his own personal dogma, although to be fair, the same is true of many Christians anyway.

Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is most likely because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|a very liberal church]], so any question about premarital sex is probably interpreted quite liberally, and Chris believes that his church and ''only'' his church defines the entirety of religious morality - as it applies to him, anyway. When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[trolls]], she only fuels his à la carte Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which contradicts Christian doctrine.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> In summary, Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest]].

===Sexism===
[[File:Female anatomy according to chris.png|thumb|A moderately detailed portrait of what Chris probably thought females looked like before meeting [[Mia Hamm]].]]

Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he's ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse, even if his hypothetical partner refused to consent to it.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]</ref> After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]</ref> In [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], Chris indicated that if a woman accused him of being gay in person, he would sexually assault them by demanding they submit to a kiss and allow him to videotape the act, possibly as a way of proving his straightness.

For Chris, as stated above, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual. As long as they're straight and younger than him, of course.

==Chris in the act==
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian [[For Julie's Eyes Only|professing his love]] for "[[BlueSpike|Julie]]".]]
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous sex tape with Kimmi shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the [[JERKS|men]] in pornography (due to fear of becoming a [[homo]]).

However, it should be noted that in most of Chris's Rule 34 drawings the characters do tend to assume positions which are fitting for their gender, including Chris.<ref>For examples, see the [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|uncensored panels]] from Sonichu 8, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], the [[Giant Penis Comic]] and [[Jackie E-mails 14]].</ref> It might be that Chris adopts female positions not so much due to ignorance regarding sex, but more because of [[Tomgirl pictures|his identification with the opposite gender]].

Chris's view of cunnilingus, put on display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the clitoris.

In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent duck, [[Obesity|being overweight]], lack of endurance) or psychological in nature (performance anxiety, high expectations, intrusive homoerotic thoughts, subconscious guilt about sex), or a combination thereof.

In the 2018 [[All Star]] video, Chris is seen tugging his [[duck]] along to the song. He remains flaccid the entire time; his inability to get an erection is possibly a side effect of [[Transgender|HRT]]. If this is true, Chris will certainly not be getting any hanky-panky in the future.

During his time losing his virginity to a [[Mia Hamm| prostitute]] its worth noting that he first received a blowjob, than demanded cowgirl before possible missionary later; [[Obesity| but luckily for her]] he couldn't last very long and finished just after she rid him for a bit; this is important as it points to 2 big problems with Chris; first his lack of self control due to him [[Navy| finishing]] so quickly, second is that he ordered possibly the laziest sex position in the book, with Mia doing pretty much all of the physical exercise with Chris being a lazy fuck.

Chris's second sexual partner in his life was none other than his own [[Barb|mom]], the exact details of the [[Incest| incestuous]] sex is a bit vague but needless to say every act described by Chris is extremely disturbing and not for the faint of heart.

==Homosexuality==
{{main|Chris and sexuality}}

==Pedophilia==
{{main|Pedofork}}

==Bestiality==
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris to [[PandaHalo]]<ref name="collie">[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>}}
[[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|Run, Patti, run!]]
[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002‎|homemade fursuit]].]]

In [[December 2008]], Chris told [[PandaHalo]] he would be willing to have sex with a female dog for her.<ref name="collie" /> However, in his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against bestiality, then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form; so technically this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other.

Chris suggested that Brian from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20161007175309/http://archive.sonichu.com:80/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy The Family Guy article on CWCipedia]</ref>

In [[The Red-Maned Deer]], Chris recites a poem he wrote about having sex with a deer, but at the end of it states, "This was, in fact, NOT an act of bestiality. For you see, the Red-Maned Deer I have been communicating with and tracking, is really...my lo-my womanly sweetheart, named [[Jacklyn Romy]]."<ref>[[The Red-Maned Deer]]</ref> The fact that the deer is Jackie is obvious, but in spite of this he explicitly stated that it was her at the end.

In a photo of the [[Rental House]] from June 2014, the Chandler minivan bears a bumper sticker reading "I Sleep with Dogs".<ref>[[:File:Chandler Cars 1600w.jpg]]</ref> What exactly this means is yet to be determined.

===Is Chris a furry?===
{{Wise|he is a furry.}}

{{quote|I am half-Sonichu and half-Pokemon, thus making me a "furry".|Chris, May 2018, during the aftermath of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997320832040005634</ref>}}

Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a furry was, for a long time, debated.<ref>From [[Sarah May Skype Logs#Chris tries to leave|the Sarah May Skype Logs]]: [7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.</ref> There are some things that point in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref name="Cums cat" /> Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it was confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris was actually prejudiced against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref>

Under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], in May 2018, Chris went back on another of his long-held beliefs. Becoming another of the things he used to loathe, Chris dubbed himself a furry.<ref>[[May_2018_social_media_posts#Michael_Hirtes_BTFO]]</ref> The Idea Guys also [[brainwashed]] him into believing he is in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with furry [[imaginary friends]] such as [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Cryzel]], and Chris believes he has had sexual relations with these imaginary friends.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref>

While Chris may loosely qualify as a furry via his obsession with anthropomorphic [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], he has not participated in the furry community itself.

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==Prostitution==
[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris's leaked [[Facebook]] announcement that he had lost his virginity. Initially igniting a firestorm of controversy, Chris himself let it slip that she was found "somewhere on the backpage" soon after.]]

Given how badly Chris wanted to lose his virginity, many observers have wondered why he didn't immediately spend some of his [[tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act "meaningless," and he was - in a rare display of common sense - afraid of contracting a sexually transmitted disease.

Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.

Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Bryan Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]].

By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].

Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris tried to offer himself up as a male escort. He described himself as "[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]", with an [[obesity|average]] body type.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref>

Later, under the guise of his troll persona [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris attempted to acquire the contact details of the hookers Brian Bash had previously hired. While it is possible that Chris merely wished to make his disguise more convincing by implying that 14 year old Jenkins wished to hire prostitutes, it seems far more likely that Chris actually was considering hiring Brian's girls.

In [[April 2012]] a [[Facebook]] status leaked in which Chris announced that he was no longer a virgin. Suspicion arose that this was due to the help of a hooker. Chris provided further evidence suggesting that [[Mia Hamm|the girl]] was a prostitute on 1 [[May 2012|May]] when he wrote in a [[Facebook#Hey, Trollies|Facebook note]] that his virgin breaker can be found "somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Backpage|backpage]]", a website known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210206132219/https://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> On 28/29 June 2014 Chris openly admitted that his first time was with a prostitute, and that he had sex with her twice.<ref>[[Other documents#Chris's wingman]]</ref>

In [[June 2016]], Chris himself made [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|another attempt]] to enter the prostitution business, now as a [[Tomgirl|trans woman]], going by the name "Stephanie Bustcakes". Predictably, Chris was unable to find any "women of any orientation" who were interested in paying him $100 to have sex either "one way or the lesbian way", and the Stephanie Bustcakes persona has not yet reappeared.

[[File:ChrisChanSexForMoney.png|thumb|200px]]
On 24 April 2018, while under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], who had allegedly been extorting him out of thousands of dollars, Chris announced:<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Anyone living locally to me in Virginia, or visiting in Charlottesville, I’ll give y’all BJs for money too. Serious.}}

A fan on Twitter messaged him about it. In their conversation, Chris said:<ref name=price>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Consider me a beginner with experience blowing [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|my loving boyfriend]], willing to learn and adapt further. $50 for that BJ from this celeb; if he wants butt sex, that will be $100. Cash only.}}

Chris told [[CWCProtectSquad]] member Tings Tingz that he was indeed serious about prostituting himself, had several offers, but had not taken on any customers. When asked if he would consider, Chris responded, "a little from Column 'A' and the latter from Column 'B'".<ref>[[:File:TingsTingz concern for the prostitution message.jpg]]</ref>

After the [[Guard Dogs]] rescued Chris from the Idea Guys' influence, he reversed course and disavowed the prostitution messages on 7 May 2018, saying he had been coerced.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/993693423084318720</ref> He went further on 25 May, saying he had been forced to write such things, and implied the Idea Guys had been behind it.<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Calling out the Idea Guys]]</ref>

==Incest==
{{main|Incest}}
{{Dated}}
{{Quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]].|Chris, 2016}}

[[File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|thumb|Chris having sex with his "son," Sonichu, in order to fulfill a prophecy to bring Crystal into the world.]]

[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], Chris's imaginary twin sister, appeared as a [[:image:153-GirlfriendsGift.jpg|"girlfriend" card]] he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related (despite their type and appearance differences, they all come from [[homos|Sonic and the same male Pikachu]]-apart from that fact, they were all created by Chris and acknowledge him as such- Sonichu and Rosechu calling him father), but many of them are paired off with one-another (notably Sonichu/Rosechu, Bubbles/Blake, and Magi/Silvana- Simonla was technically made by someone else), banging and some even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|having]] [[Sandy Rosechu|kids]]. Chris's own comic children are a form of incest- as Chris impregnated himself with his navy. Chris shrugs off [[Autism|all medical/science facts]] and lists the two as perfectly healthy and Autism Free.

Chris first expounded his views on incest to the internet on 31 [[January 2009]] during the [[Mumble 1|first Mumble chat]], when it was revealed that he did not fully understood the meaning of the word "incest". While he showed aversion toward incest in the chat, his condemnation of it was lukewarm, saying that he would only "definitely discourage that" and that lesbian incest is "possibly OK" due to no reproduction being involved. Compare this to his statements about male homosexuality from the same chat ("I hate homo males [...] I'd sooner have a [[Tomgirl Saga|sex change]] before I would ever turn into a homo") or to his statements about male homosexuality from earlier that month, saying that he would make it a crime and force its practitioners into having sex with members of the opposite gender.<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]</ref>

A year later, Chris's views became staunch. When a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]] pointed out that Chris's state allows cousin marriage but not same-sex marriage, Chris furiously denied it and wrote, "Cousin-Marriage is just as Terrible and Unholy as MARRYING YOUR OWN MOTHER OR FATHER!"<ref>[[Common Questions#5 January 2010]]</ref> When another correspondent responded to Chris by saying that he is happily married to his cousin and that their marriage is indeed legal in Virginia, Chris answered him by saying he was destined to hell for his relationship,<ref>[[Mailbag 34#Good luck in hell]]</ref> not realizing that incest is shown in a positive light in [[Chris and religion|the Bible]]. When the subject came up again in the next mailbag, Chris said that sexual relations between cousins are just as wrong as incest between parents and their children or between siblings, and that all those relationships were condemned in the "same part" of the Bible,<ref>[[Mailbag 35#I think he wanted a specific verse]]</ref> which is not actually true.<ref> [https://web.archive.org/web/20051223102404/http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=religion]</ref>

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga, the troll convinced Chris that [[Magi-Chan]] foretold of a prophecy in which [[Crystal]] would be born by Chris mating with Sonichu. He also informed Chris that if this was drawn, he wouldn't have to do it in real life. Chris complied<ref>https://archive.md/AL1PT</ref>. During the nonsensical [[Sonichu 13| issue 13]] of Sonichu incest is unsurprisingly everywhere, from [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] getting married to [[Magichan]] to Chris and Sonichu raping each other.

===Dreams of sex with Barb===
On 10 August 2016, Chris posted a [[Facebook statuses|response]] to a mother-son couple who were arrested for incest. He admitted to "[having] dreams of having sex with my mother" but "Never acting on them ever." Among other things, he also implied that incest "offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s)." All this is in stark contrast to his earlier condemnation of incest, which raises the question of whether Chris was being TRUE and HONEST but changed his opinion later thanks to his growing degeneracy, or the likelier possibility it was [[Hypocrisy|all for show]].

{{quotebox|I have a few things to say in response to this article. Firstly, the child was over 18, and surely the mother has talked it out with him beforehand. The child might have had social problems, or a situation where socializing or going out to socialize with other people, was a Greater Difficulty. Financial situation to prevent paying someone else to come over and help out in the situation. Moreover, it was the lifelong affections between parent and child. Also, the mother probably could not bear any ovum for children anymore.
Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.
Although incest is quite controversial topic, but there are circumstances where there would be not so much harm as one may think, feel or believe. The child is over 18; the mother is unable to have any more children at the time; birth control and protection is available and can be used (in a case of father/daughter, birth control Definitely should be used anyhow). Also, consider if the child is adopted; not as much biological.
Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.
Unless the sex act was abusive, hurtful, or Would result in an unwanted birth of a physical or mental challenged child, I would not judge or persecute the parent and child. I would encourage the child to socialize more; maybe make it easier for the child to meet more people his/her age.
Do Not send the mother and son to jail!}}

On 13 September 2019, while [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as Magi-Chan, Chris would describe Barb as a "guilty pleasure waifu."<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Barbara was more of a "guilty pleasure" waifu]]</ref>

'''Actual sex with Barb'''

While it was joked about for many years, most people did not believe Chris would actually go through with it. Before the [[Incest]] calls were leaked there were numerous warning signs of what was to come, the main one being the fact Barb would force Chris to spoon her in bed for many years and telling to Mia Hamm that the sexual massage he gave her was the same that he gave his mother. Their actions around each over have indicated incestuous interest in each over for a while, however many just assumed that this was a combination of Chris's [[Autism]] making him act inappropriately and Barb's infamously controlling behaviour.

After the incest calls were leaked it was revealed that Chris had been engaging in regular sex with Barb every 3 nights or so for ''months'', his "seduction" methods included giving her full body massages while making attempts to finger her, kissing her on the lips with Barb refusing to open her mouth and Chris making "Psychic connections" with her before, during and after their romps in the hay.

It's also noteworthy that Chris refers to Barb as "Barbie Chan" almost exclusively now; whether this has something to do with her supposed anime fanfiction characteristics, a bizarre pet name or Chris trying to subconsciously distance himself from their familial bonds is unknown.

==Rape==

{{Protip|<strike>Despite your worst fears, Chris won't rape anybody, so stop saying that.</strike> [[Barbara Chandler|We were wrong.]] [[Incest|We were so, so wrong.]]}}

Prior to shit hitting the fan in [[2021]], Chris was very apathetic about the idea of consent, and to a larger extent, the act of rape. When [[PandaHalo]] told him she was raped by [[Clyde Cash]], he reacted nonchalantly. He even thought it would be appropriate for Panda to ''move in'' with her rapist ([[Chris and religion|which is technically in-line with certain archaic Christian principles]]), whom he called a "good man" for regretting the rape and for being willing to take care of the ensuing child.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> Later on, long after the PandaHalo saga was over, he would wish her and her rapist a happy marriage.<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, A.K.A. PandaHalo]]</ref> In [[iPods Down and Listen Up]], he didn't seem to realize that his improvised lyrics detailed a sexual act that would almost certainly be construed by others as rape. Chris eventually compared his ordeals with the trolls, particularly during the [[Christorical eras|Classic Era]] to rape in his Facebook posts. (Since [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself|most infamous incident]] involved an act that could be described as sexual abuse in front of several people, this is admittedly a fitting description.)

As far as ''Chris'' being a potential rapist is concerned, the situation was more complicated. For starters, he admitted that he drew [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to prevent himself from acting on his sexual impulses against [[Megan Schroeder]], who had previously scolded him for inappropriately touching her. During a particularly [[IRC (23 July 2009)|disturbing chat]], he ([[:File:BillRiley.jpg|incognito]]) suggested that the trolls try to convince him to rape [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. He also evidently saw no issue with rape by fraud (essentially having sex with someone while tricking them into believing you're somebody else, meaning they didn't consent with you) as seen with his comic book counterpart when he travels forwards in time to have sex with his future wife [[Lovely Weather]] in the guise of being his future self [[Transgender|(whom is definitely a different person in the future)]]. During the [[Kacey Calls]], he attempted unsuccessfully to lure her to his place in the guise of being [[Liquid Chris]], again seeing absolutely nothing wrong with that.

In all likelihood, though, these parts of his behavior are most likely explained by the keys to understanding his behavior overall: his ignorance about the world and his persecution complex causes him to be quite [[naïve]] about how bad rape actually is. With the Rocky situation above, he likely said that as part of an odd, roundabout scheme to get the trolls arrested, but it's still pretty fucked up that he'd even suggest something like this, let alone tell her about it after.

Chris has a surprisingly mature moral opinion on the subject of abortion in cases of rape; in one of the [[Kacey Calls]], he states he believes that abortion in these cases should be the choice of the victim only and that they should not be pressured by others in their decision.

Despite joking about how uncomfortably close he was to his own mother, few actually believed that Chris had it in him to commit an act of rape. For instance, he tried to kiss [[Emily]] and gave up when she said no,<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#A precious farewell (1:29:35–1:31:10)]]</ref> showing that he does understand the importance of consent... Or at least, he ''used'' to. Unfortunately, it seems that as of 2014, he has decided that he won't take "no" for an answer, and basically ''molested'' [[Catherine#The Date|Catherine during their second outing]] by hugging her and burying his head in her breasts even after she flatly told him not to. This gets even more disturbing when you consider [[Catherine E-mails#It IS Your Fault!|this e-mail]], where Chris outright says that he's [[Chris and his Ego|"entitled to a relationship"]]. Also not helping matters was Chris kissing multiple guests who posed with him at the [[TooManyGames]] convention regardless of consent, which ultimately got him kicked out.

Furthermore, it was argued that Chris didn't have a history of violence conducive to attempting sexual assault. Aside from his [[Death threats#Likelihood of Acting Out on Death Threats|habit of dishing out threats he can't possibly carry out]], [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder with a car]], and [[26 December 2014|macing a manager in the chest]], Chris is physically [[Chris and health|very weak and unfit]], and simply could not overpower an able-bodied person – the only outcome of him attempting it would be a swift knee to the [[duck]] followed by a rousing round of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]]. However, given Catherine's experience with Chris during their outing (in her words, she was taken by surprise and couldn't react to it), it was encouraged that women should exercise caution around him.

Interestingly, Chris details in [[Announcement 06292016]] that he wants all men to stay an arm's length distance away from him. Along with showing the insecurities he possesses concerning men, Chris seems to think that he is [[Chris and his ego|an attractive enough]] [[Transgender|transwoman]] for [[Chris and reality|a man to consider raping him]].

In a move that would take everyone by complete surprise, Chris did the unthinkable and committed an act of [[incest]] against his mother Barbara in mid-2021. When one considers that Barb had allegedly been on a mental decline ''(possibly suffering from dementia)'' and confused during the incident, she therefore '''could not consent'''. Making matters worse, she was also likely unable to defend herself due to being frail in her advanced age. This unfortunately means that Chris had committed an act of rape, even if, going by his perspective and his own description of the events, that Barb seemed willing to partake in it.

==Contraceptives==

{{quote|Confidentially, I wear a condom during the second half when I masturbate; I use Trojan or LIfestyles brand (Trojan mostly)

And I used condoms when I fooled with the [[Officer Nasty|L.D.s]] as well.|Chris, [[Jackie E-mails 1]]}}

Condoms, or as Chris has called them "'''raincoats'''", are thin latex coverings worn over a man's penis for the purpose of birth control. However, Chris seemed to understand the condom as more of a symbol for promoting safe premarital sex rather than as a contraceptive. Aside from promoting safe sex and justifying premarital sex, Chris has also drawn his male Sonichu characters with condoms in order to censor their penises. Chris has stated that before his third date with [[Blanca]], he'd wear a condom for the first two times they've had sex, only to have non-protected sex by the third date, showing that he also believed that condoms serve more as some kind of gateway to pregnancy. Chris had a box of chocolate-flavored condoms that he purchased to be prepared for his first time. Chris had given a few different dates for when they expired; some time in 2010 <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Sex_Logs#Condoms</ref> and January 2013.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(27_December_2008)</ref>

Chris reportedly also wore a condom that was flavored like green apple while engaging in sex with Mia Hamm.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts]]</ref>. Its not entirely clear whether the condom was entirely successful or not due to him mentioning that a "Smidge" of Navy had leaked out after their first round together, meaning he either kept them in his pocket far too long, the condom didn't fit entirely properly around his [[Duck]], he became flaccid way faster than he should have, or he's an idiot who mistook a smear of lube or vaginal discharge for semen; knowing Chris any of these [[Chris and negligence| explanations]] [[Duck| are]] [[Health| equally]] [[Slow in the minds| possible]]. For those wondering however, it's probably safe to assume [[Mia Hamm]] won't be harboring [[Crystal]] any time soon; even by some non-existent chance he managed to get her pregnant, she would have likely been on the pill anyway.

Chris would later reveal to [[Null]] that he was using a condom while having sex with his "over 50 girlfriend", who was later discovered to be [[Barb]]. While ploughing a woman like Barb would cause anyone to instinctively wear the thickest condom available, then get themselves tested a few times over just in case (all of which Chris did); realistically there wasn't much reason to do so since the risk of STD and pregnancy was non-existent since both were [[Health|(at least where STIs were concerned)]] clean and both were completely infertile.

==See also==
*[[China]]
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Chris and gender]]
*[[Chris and sexuality]]
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Mass debating]]
*[[Naive]]
*[[Pickle]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Incest]]

== References ==
<references/>

{{Love quest}}
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

Talk:Chris and fashion

2021-10-06T02:54:19Z

Breadster: /* Orange is the new black */ new section

The goal I want for this article is to document all of Chris's clothing (don't worry, Chris only owns like, five shirts, lolol), record instances of their appearance in all media (only IRL shirts in the comics, not visa versa), and some notes about how he gets his clothes from Goodwill and they're far too small and how vertical stripes make him look fatter than he is. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:24, 18 March 2009 (CET)

I wonder if Chris has ever considered wearing [[Image:Christshirt1.png|30px]] all the time to match his character. Sticking to one style is probably good enough though, to go with the fact that characters in video game and comics rarely change.

*I think he would if he could, but based on what [[Emily]] has told us, the shirt is pretty worn out and pretty tight fitting. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:04, 31 May 2009 (CEST)

[[Image:ECP 00013.jpg|thumb]]

Does this POLO shirt on the right appear anywhere else? [[User:Axe|Axe]] 21:40, 3 May 2009 (CEST)

Wow, applause for whoever drew Chris's entire wardrobe :D [[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 02:58, 31 May 2009 (CEST)

==Attention fellow shirtists==

On my userpage I have a list of every shirt Chris has ever worn. Please go there to see which shirts still need to be made.[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 01:37, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

==Shirt No.2==
[[Image:Christshirt4.png|30px]]"The Advice Dog" is from Rugby Ralph Lauren. Rugby is a division of Ralph Lauren known for their bold, eccentric patterns and graphics. The gold embroidery on the left chest of a man kicking a rugby ball is their logo. You can see the logo on other shirts on their website here: -> [http://www.rugby.com/shop/category.aspx?categoryId=3755328&cp=3768060]
The chain had a store in Charlottesville that closed in 2008. It is interesting to note that even on sale, these shirts are priced substantially higher than a rugby at Goodwill. [[User:3301|3301]] 05:53, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

==The trucker==
I just noticed that we don't have an illustration for The Trucker yet. Considering it has shown up several times already I'm surprised that we don't have it up. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 03:14, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
*It's a shame the actual Advice Dog isn't there. It's one of my goals to own one of those horrors, as strange as it may sound.[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 06:09, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

==Shirt No.13==
[[Image:Christshirt13.png|30px]]
I've been trying to get a better look at it. What's on that little blue flower?--[[User:Megaman|''Super Fighting Robot Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 09:26, 28 July 2009 (CEST)

==Shirt No.15==
[[Image:Chrisshirt15.png|30px]]
The shirt from the new [[CWC More Than A Feeling|video]].

==Shirt No. 16==
Needed: Image of the ferrari shirt Chris is wearing in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009|newest video]] [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 00:58, 11 September 2009 (CEST)
*Delivered: [[Image:Chrisshirt16.png|30px]] --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 03:40, 20 September 2009 (CEST)

== PaRappa Shirt ==

I think it's a new one, revealed in his "can-lifting" video. I watched a bunch of old logs and haven't seen it, so maybe it should be added?
[[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 18:20, 5 November 2009 (CET)

== Chris shooting a gun? ==

at least [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQoL3xYLMIc I think it's him]. he's fat enough to be CWC. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 23:48, 14 November 2009 (CET)
* No. Different face, and his fat's distributed differently. They shop at the same place, tho! --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 00:04, 15 November 2009 (CET)

==House Coat==
Based on a discussion from the [[Talk:Chris Sex Logs|Chris Sex Logs talk page]], it's been speculated that he calls his green bathrobe a "house coat." I'm tempted we add a section on it here, and mention the times it's been featured, maybe a gallery of the times it's been featured (mostly in "[[honest]]" videos like where he drinks his [[semen]]). Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:46, 27 November 2009 (CET)

== Racing Jacket of Fail request ==

Should we add the Racing Jacket of Fail to the gallery of his wardrobe? He was seen wearing the jacket in the [[Emily#Video_fail|Emily Date]] video and the recent [[Holiday Greetings]] video. --[[User:LexLuthzor|LexLuthzor]] 00:47, 9 December 2009 (CET)

== Green and purple shirt? ==

I'm shocked no one has added Chris's green and purple clownshirt from the GamePlace photos and [[CHRIS! CHANDLER!]]. Here by requesting it. --[[User:Rohav|Rohav]] 10:03, 16 December 2009 (CET)

[[image:Jokershirt.png|Here you go]], I did this before I even heard about this request, and have added it too the three videos listed in which he wears it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]]

*Check my shirt list, I've already made one. I haven't put it in a template yet, but you should have checked there first.[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 21:31, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

*Thank you for telling me that, and I did see that page yesterday, but I don't recall seeing that sprite on there, however I may have overlooked it, but still I do enjoy your work with the shirts. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 4:42, 18, January 2010

== Template ==
[[image:Shirttemplate2.png]]
I redrew the 3 other shirts here. Here's a template of the shirt outline I made, it's a transparent png so it is convenient to draw under in photoshop or whatever so it won't look sloppy and mspaint-ish. I'm not sure if I should put this in the article or where it should go if I should, so I'll just leave it here. I'll try to draw more but hopefully with the template more people will get involved -[[User:I Love Little Girls|I Love Little Girls]]

== Something interesting I heard a while ago... ==
...is that one of the reasons Chris has a VERY limited wardrobe because he thinks he's a cartoon characters and most cartoon characters have only one or two outfits. Has this been verified? [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 15:26, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

*Limited wardrobe? I've counted more than 40 unique shirts. While I doubt he thinks he's a cartoon character, he does consider himself a big celebrity, and a few "trademark" shirts stand out. Obviously, there's the classic red and blue, and he did wear the yellow blue and white after drawing himself wearing it in the comics. Recently, he's been wearing the advice dog non-stop, possibly because Asperchu was prominently featured wearing it and Chris feels the need to take it back. Bottom line is: he has a large wardrobe, but favors certain shirts in videos and comics to maintain his identity.[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 18:35, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

== Liquid Shirt Request ==
Well seeing as [[Liquid Chris]] has his own signature shirt I'm tempted to make it, do you think that it should be made? --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 7:30, 19 January 2010
*I don't see why we need one and sign your posts, by the way, by copying this. --~'''~~'''~ --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:27, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== So his mother buys his clothing ==

Or at least he bought the Advice Dog shirt. We need to see if we can confirm if Chris's mom buys all his clothing or, to phrase it in a way that will makes sense to an autistic like Chris, if he chooses his own clothing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:10, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

== The Classic ==
I havn't seen Chris in his trademark clown shirt for a while now. At least not in videos. Has he gotten rid of it? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:25, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
*More likely he just got really really fat.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:31, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

== I move that we redraw the Chris's shirts sprites ==

Not that the current ones are "bad", but they seem a little blocky.
I've already done some of them, if the rest of you guys agree, I can finish up the rest.
http://imgur.com/nb3n5.png
[[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 20:08, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

* Those shirts are actually adorable, and have more personality than the wearer. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 23:30, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:* I approve of these new icons --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:41, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::* Ok, Finished them. And also a Christian Weston Chandler sprite for some reason. http://imgur.com/KlqiB.png

So, do I need to break these up into different images, or was someone else going to do that?
[[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 05:17, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
:I've started to break them up locally, but I'm just finishing off some Uni work atm. I'll try to finish it later unless anyone else wants to do it. I actually feel like standardising the names of the shirt icons - so might spend time later uploading the new sprites with standardised names. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:30, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
* Ok, I saw some shirts I missed because they weren't on the fashion page, but here they now. And with a minty, refreshing blue background. :D http://imgur.com/99yN6.png [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 14:25, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
:* There are still some shirts missing - the [[:Category:Shirt Icons|category of shirt icon templates]] has 46 templates in it. Check that category or the [[Template:Video icon key|video icon key template]] to make sure you have them all covered. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:16, 7 May 2010 (UTC)

* The new ones with Chris in the shirt suck ass. Reasons: 1.) we can't see the bottom of the shirt 2.) the old sprites were fine and served their purpose as to what the shirts looked like. Since nobody gave a shit about this idea for over three months until somebody uploaded all of four new sprites (at this rate it'll be 2011 before they're all replaced) I'm going to try to revert them back to something that doesn't suck. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 19:21, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
:* Done. These images aren't broken. Don't fuck with them. I've had to look at this sprite to draw the Advice Dog shirt and I'm sure every other person doing a shitty CWC comic will have to look at it at some point to see what the bottom looks like. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 19:28, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
::*Whoa, easy there. I think you raise valid concerns but I find the new illustrations to be improvements over the original in that they're more detailed and I think we can have the artist improve on the design. My only concern is the ease of reproducibility for new shirts with the new design. But still, let's not be so hasty here to discourage an artist contributing to the CWCki.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:42, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
as much as i appreciate the attempt to contribute, the purpose of this page is to document the shirts. it might sound spergy as fuck but we need the images to be as functional as possible, i.e. not from a weird angle and with a clear and accurate depiction of the patterns. the original images are much closer to what is desired. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 20:41, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

== Shamrock Shake ==
I have a copy of it, but I'm not sure their the same because mine was made in Belfast, and Chris has never been to Ireland.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 16:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Source is broken. ==

Article cites old PVCC post. We need replacement. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 20:35, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

== Need the IBA outfit screencap ==

--[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 14:58, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

== New Cosplay Page? ==

Chris, in light of Jackie, has been doing a LOT of cosplaying lately. I have a feeling that he'll be doing a lot more in the future as well. Should the Cosplaying section be expanded to something more than just his Ash Ketchum outfit or could another page be made on his cosplaying efforts? [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 17:22, 11 October 2010 (PDT)

Just Remember The Word "Cosplay" Is Not Written Like This. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 17:26, 11 October 2010 (PDT)

== Late night crossover idea ==

Let's categorize videos by the shirts Chris wears. Obviously it's not mutually exclusive to other categories but it'd be nice if we could categorize videos by shirts so they can see which videos Chris wore a particular shirt in without referring to this article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:09, 17 February 2011 (PST)

==Shirt 22: Cyclone Joker==

Whoever named the shirt that is god. [[User:KamenRider|KamenRider]] 10:58, 24 February 2012 (PST)

==Fashion and Chris's Psychology/Worldview?==

I noticed a trend in Chris's fashion choices that might merit mention in light of his apparent inability to move past childhood. The heavy use of primary colors and bold geometric patterns (like horizontal stripes) mimics not just late 80s and early 90s fashion but specifically children's fashion (young boys wore a lot of polo shirts with bold stripes, which is probably how his mom dressed him). It seems like instead of progressing to the usually-inevitable "Moooom, I'm too OLD for Gymboree!" phase, Chris got kinda stuck in a pre-dressing-himself phase. Even his attempts to make his style look older seem stuck in the past, like the sleeveless jean jacket-- he just went from "kid" to "teen" within the same style era.

There's a picture of him as a kid in an ensemble he'd still wear today, so I think it might be interesting to note that it was normal for kids, then, but he never moved on; or if that'd be too much speculation? I've seen similar speculation in other articles but am new to the wiki so I figured I'd just mention it instead of trying to edit anything myself. [[User:Hildegurdy|Hildegurdy]] ([[User talk:Hildegurdy|talk]]) 19:04, 7 April 2014 (UTC)

* If it's mentioned similarly in other articles, go ahead and add a sentence or two about it. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 07:20, 8 April 2014 (UTC)

== A Request ==

Can someone make an icon/artwork of the Manchester Sweatshirt seen in the I Love You, Catherine and Gamestop videos? I'm not very good at making either. --[[User:Harryhenry1|Harryhenry1]] 06:45, 7 February 2015 (PST)

Done, I did my best, but it still looks pretty shitty.
--[[User:Earthboundin|Earthboundin]] 02:21, 21 July 2015 (EST)

Thanks for that. And hey, it's better than nothing![[User:Harryhenry1|Harryhenry1]] ([[User talk:Harryhenry1|talk]]) 12:51, 23 July 2015 (UTC)

== Orange is the new black ==

Could we add a "prison" segment for Chris? We could base it off of the mugshot of him in jail stripes and call it "Jailbird" or "a CWCville redemption", idk something like that.