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Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play

2023-10-24T22:49:25Z

Bryanofcourse: "play about Angelica" -> "starring Angelica" "somber music" -> "whimsical," to more accurately reflect the nature of the play and the character of the background music

'''Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play''' is a series of videos where Chris reads the titular [[Christmas]] play starring [[Angelica Rosechu]] in front of a snow background accompanied by whimsical music. The videos are all around 15-minutes long. This is supposedly the "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" play that Chris wrote and drew in [[Praetor Jail Art|jail]]. New drawings occasionally appear in the video. He continues to shill [[OfficialCWCmart]] in the description.

==Part One==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ByCudJOoObo}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2023]]
| subject = {{comics|text}}, {{other|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| previous = [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]
| next = [[Angelica_Rosechu%27s_Christmas_Play#Part_Two|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 2]]

}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.

This is Part 1 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
[''links to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|Transcript|[Static crackles. Soft Christmas music can be heard while winter wind sound effects play in the background. Overtop of a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text rolls across the screen. Typos included.]

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu

Narrator/Holy Ghost/Angel:
Angelica Rosechu
Three Wise Men:
Nightstar, Inuyasha, Perceptor
Joseph:
Constanpole Sonichu
Young Jesus/Little Drummer Boy:
Danny Sonee
Young Mary Magdaline:
Rasenla Rosey
Virgin Mary:
Crystalina Rosechu
King Herod/Satan:
Jamsta Sonichu
Desciple Peter:
Punchy Sonichu
Lazerus/John the Baptist:
Wild Sonichu
Elizabeth/Anna/Pharisee Woman:
Bubbles Rosechu
Judas:
Cal Sonichu
Pilate:
Perceptor
Barabas:
Nightstar
James:
Inuyasha Sonichu
Mary Magdalene:
Rosey Rosechu Prime
Jesus Christ:
Sonichu Prime
Lazuras's Sister:
Lolisa Rosechu

This ended up being an all Sonichu and Rosechu play, not because of segregation, but due to the volunteers who signed up for the auditions being literally 85% local Sonichu and Rosechu. This would become the very first stage performance of an all Sonichu and Rosechu cast ever; a landmark and massive undertaking.

[Text roll ends. Screen fades to black. Chris Chan is revealed sitting in front of a green screen displaying a photo of a snowy forest. From here on out, Chris is speaking.]

The Life and Times of Jesus Christ, a Christmas play by Angelica Rosechu, read by me, Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. Since August 2005, after Angelica had her past visions confirmed about I, as Jesus Christ of Nazareth reincarnated and Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, shortly after I had taken Angelica Rosechu back in time to meet and talk with Jesus himself before his death on the cross and resurrection. Angelica was inspired after returning to August 2005 to write an updated, more accurate play of the life and times of Jesus to be debuted in December 2005. This ended up being an all Sonichu and Rosechu play, not because of segregation, but due to the volunteers who signed up for the auditions being literally around 85% being of the Sonichus and Rosechus, including Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime themselves. And around 10 out of 15% of the volunteering humans auditioned for the role of Jesus. Also the rounding down physical height allowed for bare eye contact between the actors, this would become the very first stage performance of an all Sonichu and Rosechu cast ever, a landmark and massive undertaking.
After all the auditions in late October 2005 in Angelica's church, and without typecasting, for they all portrayed the auditions respe- Magi-Chan himself went for and earned the role of Jesus's psychic Sonichu partner, [unintelligible] Sonichu. Various regular and special Sonichus and Rosechus made up the secondary and background individuals. Inuyasha Sonichu and even Nightstar Sonichu Prime got word and auditioned as well, then they stayed in Cwcville for throughout November and December to be in the play after earning their roles. Angelica was the narrator and the Holy Ghost angel. Some of the actors got multiple roles in the play, but the secondary parts are with less lines anyway. Nightstar, Inuyasha, and Perceptor played the three wise individuals who brought the gold, frankinscense, and myrrh. A regular male Sonichu who had a family with a female Sonichu and had a [unintelligible] male son, as well as their trainer partner and his family, Constanople Sonichu played ho- played Joseph. Constanople and Lain Sonichu's son, Danny Sonee, played- played... Danny played young Jesus. Another trainer with a female Rosey, Rasenla Rosey, she played young Mary Magdalene with a few other Sonees playing as Jesus's childhood friends. Crystalina Rosechu played the virgin Mary. A plush Sonichu filled the role of baby Jesus. Danny also played the little drummer boy.

[A hand-drawn image of DJ Jamsta Sonichu fills half of the screen, covering Chris.]

Jamsta Sonichu played Herod the king, the Devil that tempts Jesus, as well as Satan.

[The drawing disappears, and Chris is back on screen.]

Cardboard cutouts took the role of demons in the hell realm where Jesus slayed Satan and freed and forgiven the former sinners. The imprisoned sinners were played by various regular Sonichus and Rosechus. Punchy Sonichu played Peter; Wild Sonichu played Lazarus, John the Baptist, and... [Chris checks his script] ...John.

[A hand-drawn image of Bubbles Rosechu appears on the screen, Covering Chris.]

Bubbles Rosechu played Elizabeth, Anna, and the Pharisee woman.

[The drawing disappears, and Chris is back on screen.]

Cal Sonichu of the psychic squadron played Judas. Perceptor also played the Pilate. Nightstar played Barabas. Inuyasha also played James; Rosey played adult- young adul- young adult Mary Magdalene and adult Mary Magdalene, and Sonichu Prime himself played as Jesus Christ. Oh and also Lolisa Rosechu, she played Lazarus's sister Martha. And also, Christian Chandler Sonichu, you know my self-counterpart [unintelligible], he, back in that day, before the transition to womanhood, he had a role at the end of the play as Jesus Christ in present day life as I, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.
I've written out the play as it was... leaving some scenes out, but I've written up to eleven pages on this, so there won't be much left out from Angelica's play. As it was on Saturday, December 17th, 2005 - and this was the Saturday before the third Sunday of December that year - the show went on! In addition to Jamsta promoting the show with Rosey and everyone at station KCWC, the reporters of the Cwcville press and local news media got a good taste of the play from the rehearsals. The reviews were more or positive, giving the play as it stood a four out of five star rating. Ticket sales sold out as the play was held at the spacious George Lewis Hal theatre in the northwest section of the metropolis of Cwcville. Psychic squadron Sonichus and Rosechus and security guards were hired to ensure nothing went wrong. Even Team Rocket and all hating, really dark types with hate-filled violent intentions, were all barred from entering. Liquidchu and Blake, as they were in disguise at the time with their fur color changed and all to blend in, they were taking a break for themselves and were able to get in and watch the show. Blake was looking forward to watching Bubbles perform.
Mary Lee Walsh and Silvana Rosechu also bought tickets to simply enjoy the rarity- this rarity of a show.

[The same image of Angelica Sonichu appears on screen, covering Chris.]

[unintelligible], who was Jamsta Sonichu's best friend and partner and former DJ at KCWC. [?], Jareth, Raven [?], Kathy [?], these individuals are gonna be talked about in the [?] pages, they'll be brought up at a later point once we get- once I get everything sorted out. And Robert and Barbara Chandler [unintelligible], and the other good and supportive citizens of Cwcville, and even some kind individuals from Charlottesville, Richmond, and D.C., and other cities of Virginia, they all came out to enjoy this landmark, all-Sonichu-and-Rosechu performance.
Perhaps we're ready to change the scenes between acts. Chris had volunteered to grip as well. The grips were composed of humans and psychic squadron Sonichus and Rosechus and Pokemon. Video cameras were recording the entire play. The printed programs also had the note at the bottom, quote, "Aside from the scriptures that are holy, as well as further confirmations from divine guidances and visions that permit a personal experience, and enlightenments." End quote... Angelica Rosechu put that in. The show started at 8:00 PM. Angelica in her long white gown stepped into the spotlight at the stage's center from behind the curtains. She takes a deep breath as the audience is silent. Angelica starts...

Angelica: Welcome everyone.

[A hand drawn image of Angelica flying over top of the stage in front of a packed audience appears on the screen, covering Chris.]

Chris: And she says that loud and well for everyone to hear.

Angelica: Welcome everyone to this humble re-enactment of the life of Jesus Christ, who was our Lord, and still is. But Jesus was also the One Avatar, and when life on Earth began he appeared as a large turtle, then transformed into a human who had been around even before God was known to a lot of people. The avatar lived long and guided all in the name of God as the God of Gods, with insights and wisdoms and the holy light power spanning from the heavens and the very core of our universe. Then through God and Manuel, the Avatar...

[The drawing disappears.]

Angelica: ...had their very first reincarnation ever and was born in Bethlehem by the virgin Mary. So now we take you all to the sixth month of when Mary was with child.

Chris: Angelica bows, and spans her wings as the curtain opens and she flies above the stages- the stage to the audience applause, and the reveal of Crystalina as Mary Magdalene, sitting in a chair. As- I'm s- I'm sorry, as the vir- the virgin Mary. [Chris points a finger gun to his head.] [unintelligible] my mind for a moment! ...Angelica as the angel Gabriel descends and startles Mary a bit. The angel said to Mary...

Gabriel: Hark! For you are highly favored, the Lord is with you, you are blessed among women.

[A hand drawn image of Gabriel approaching Mary appears on screen, covering Chris.]

Mary: What is going on here?

Gabriel: Fear not, Mary. Behold from your womb you shall concieve and bring birth to a son, and he shall be named Jesus. He shall be great and called the Son of the Highest, and God shall give him his father David's throne. He shall reign forever over the house of Jacob with no end to his kingdom.

Mary: How shall this be so?

Gabriel: The Holy Ghost shall come to you and the power of the Highest shall overwhelm you, therefore he that shall be born of you be called Son of God. Your cousin Elizabeth is also with child, in her sixth month, when she was barren. With God, nothing shall be impossible.

Mary: Hmm, I see. Hmm.

[The drawing disappears.]

Mary: I am the maiden of the Lord, I shall do my best by your word.

Chris: Angelica flew up into the rafters above the stage. Mary knocks on a nearby door with Bubbles - [Chris knocks on the table] - in a dress, and with pillow above her belt under the dress as Elizabeth on the other side of the door. Mary entered and saw Elizabeth with child and holy light in her aura, and Mary said...

Mary: You are blessed with child, dear cousin!

Chris: Elizabeth responded with a smile.

Elizabeth: Yes Mary, I have been blessed by the Holy Ghost. His name shall be John!

Mary: I too have been visited by the Holy Ghost, and have a son, and he shall be the Lord.

Elizabeth: This is indeed great news Mary!

Chris: The scene quickly changes as the grips remove the chairs and the door. A red rug and a throne is quickly placed as a piano plays the tune of Psalm 140. Jamsta Sonichu, in kingly attire, sits on the throne. Angelica narrates as the scene transitions.

Angelica: As Mary is concieved, word of her child and the coming of prophecy of the Lord reached ears far and wide. When King Herod heard of this coming of the Almighty, he was distressed. With the chief priests and scribes having told Herod the Lord would be born in Bethlehem as prophesised, Herod made his choice.

Chris: The spotlight shines on Jamsta as Herod, and a nearby regular Sonichu playing the messenger. Herod tells the messenger...

Herod: Summon the wise men! [unintelligible]

Chris: The messenger runs off the stage, then announces...

Messenger: Announcing the wise men, sire!

Chris: And then Nightstar Sonichu, Inuyasha Sonichu, and Perceptor Sonichu, dressed in royal long robes as the three wise women, to pretty much get this accurate.

[A hand drawn picture of a 2-panel comic appears on screen, covering Chris. The first panel shows Jamsta Sonichu sitting on a throne addressing the three wise women, and the second panel shows the three wise women deliberating amongst themselves.]

Chris: The three of them bow, then rise. Inuyasha says...

Inuyasha: You summoned us, sire?

Herod: Yes, I heard the king of Jes- of the Jews is to be born in the East. Go to Bethlehem and find the child. After you've found him, let me know, so I may come and worship him also.

Chris: The wise women look amongst each other as they hear the intent in Herod's words. Inuyasha responds...

Inuyasha: As you wish, sire. We shall make delight in our search.

Chris: The three wise men re- leave and relocate to another part of the stage to recieve a bag each. The spotlight is removed from Jamsta and lit upon Nightstar, Inuyasha, and Perceptor. They speak as they walk in place at the throne as the throne and rug are removed the stage. Nightstar Sonichu starts.

Nightstar: Did you see the glint in the King's eye as he spoke?

Chris: Perceptor speaks.

Perceptor: Surely, I perceive the King has other intentions with the child.

Inuyasha: Oh, no doubt!

Chris: Inuyasha speaks.

Inuyasha: Eh, but we have to do as the King wants. At least we will be worshipful with the child.

Chris: The other two nod. [Chris mutters to himself or someone offscreen.] Okay... Alright. Inuyasha...

Inuyasha: Well, I brought frankinscense for the family. What did you two get?

Chris: Perceptor responds...

Perceptor: I have some myrrh. Its scent is fervent.

[The drawing disappears.]

Chris: And then Nightstar says...

Nightstar: I got a bag of gold.

Inuyasha: Gold?!

Chris: Inuyasha asks. [Chris makes a pffft sound.]

Inuyasha: What a way to outdo us, Nightstar.

Nightstar: If it's any consolation, this was my recent bonus. Ehhhh...

Chris: Perceptor points up.

Perceptor: I see the star of our Lord shining more bright. Come gentlemen, let's make haste.

Chris: The other two nod.

[Chris disappears off-screen. Text appears over top of the snowy forest photo.]

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu
to be continued in part 2

[The piano music fades out, leaving the sound of snowy winter winds in the background as the video ends.]}}

==Part Two==
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| name = Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0Owb7tpd1yw}}
| stardate = 23 [[October 2023]]
| subject = {{comics|text}}, {{other|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| previous = [[Angelica_Rosechu%27s_Christmas_Play#Part_One|Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 1]]
| next =
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.

This is Part 2 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
[''links to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music from
[''links to two songs'']}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|Transcript|
[Static crackles. Soft Christmas music can be heard while winter wind sound effects play in the background. Overtop of a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text appears across the screen.]

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu
Part 2

[The music abruptly cuts out and Chris appears over top of a winter stock photo.]

Chris: The spotlight turns off as the manger scene is brought out. Angelica descends onto the stage and addresses the audience as the spotlight shines upon her.

Angelica: And they were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, keeping watch over their flock at night, and lo! The angel of the Lord came unto them and the glory of the Lord shone around and about them, and they were so afraid, and the angel said unto them:

[A hand drawn image of the angel on stage addressing the shepherds appears onscreen.]

Angel: Fear not! For behold, I bring you tidings of great joy which shall be to all people, for unto you is born this day in the city of David, a saviour, which is Christ, the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you! He shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

[The image disappears.]

Angelica: And suddenly there with the angel of multitude, the heavenly host praising God and say: "Glory to God in the highest, and on Earth, peace, goodwill towards men."

Chris: The stage became fully lit, revealing Crystalina as Mary and Constanople as Joseph in the manger-

[A hand drawn image of Joseph and Mary surrounded by Pokemon appears. They all look into the basket with a plush Sonichu in it.]

Chris: -with a calm, trained Mudbray, Mareep, and Tauros right by them, looking into the basket with the plush Sonichu wrapped in cloth in the basket. Wild, Punchy, and Magi-Chan dressed in shepherds' clothes approached the manger and praised the baby as Angelica flies back above the stage. The three wise men approach as the piano started playing Little Drummer Boy, and they sing. Danny Sonee approaches as well and plays the drum upon him.

[The image disappears. Chris sings a short line of Little Drummer Boy.]

Chris: At the end of the song, the lights are cut and the spotlight is shown upon Joseph, and Angelica tells Joseph:

Angelica: Wake Joseph, for Herod the King seeks to slay the young child! Flee to Egypt until when I tell you it is safe to return! Go, now!

Chris: Joseph picks up the basket with the babe, grabs Mary by the hand, and they exit stage left. The lights cut off as the pianist plays a tremor of notes expressing fright as Herod's shadow looms on the stage's curtain. As it closes over the empty manger, Herod shouts loudly:

Herod: Eh he he he he! The wise men have mocked me! It doesn't matter as I shall slay all the children of Bethlehem myself!

Chris: Sounds of screams and weeping come from the female actors offstage as the piano tune chimes out. Then trans is- Then the trans is- transitions to a jaunty tune of Psalm 87. Angelica narrates as the curtain opens to reveal a painted backdrop of the houses and streets of Egypt with youthful Sonees and Roseys laughing and playing. Danny Sonee as young Jesus sits on the barrel's top and powde- ponders. Rasenla Rosey as young Mary Magdalene is playing with the children.

Mary Magdalene: And so Joseph, Mary, and Jesus fled to Egypt where Jesus had spent his formative years growing up while Joseph and Mary were aware of what was to become of Jesus. Jesus had been young and naive, and lived his life unaware of his destiny. Jesus felt he was not like the other children, but he could not put his finger on why consciously, at least yet, and he didn't know what to make of himself quite yet.

Chris: Young Mary approaches Jesus.

Mary: Hi!

Chris: Jesus looks down towards Mary but doesn't make eye contact.

Jesus: Euhhh... Hi.

Mary: What are you doing up on the barrel?

Jesus: Oh. Well, I don't know. I was looking up at the sky and counted numbers in the clouds.

[A hand drawn image of young Jesus sitting on a barrel talking to Mary appears.]

Jesus: It's kinda interesting cause when you add what you see within the lights around the clouds against the blue sky they tell stories of the wonders beyond the sky, and what number guides you to next.

Chris: Mary is bewildered with what Jesus said as she looks up at the clouds and sees the aura light around the cloud edges, yet unsure what to make of it.

Mary: Yeah, the clouds are shining pretty. I'm Mary! What's your name?

[The drawing disappears.]

Jesus: Ehhh... Jesus.

Mary: Oh, that's a cute name! Hey, you want to play with us? We can always use another creative kid to play Eye Spy with.

Jesus: You... want me... to play with you?

Chris: He asked with an uncertain expression on his face.

Mary: Sure! Come on, Jesus!

Jesus: ...Okay!

Chris: Jesus hops down and follows Mary into a crowd of kids and they wander off stage right. Angelica narrates as Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime as Jesus and Mary Magdalene go on stage from stage right together.

Angelica: Jesus and Mary became friends and liked each other and Jesus had been accepted by Mary's friends as well. Mary had brought something good out of Jesus.

Chris: Mary and Jesus sit side by side on the same barrel. Mary and Jesus sit side by side on the barrel, and she asked him once again:

Mary: What are your dreams, Jesus?

Jesus: Again, Mary? You're always asking me that, and the answer's always the same.

Mary: Yeah! They're very unique and interesting and I can't get enough of them!

Jesus: Well, alright. In my dreams I see various stone carvings and statues I had never seen before, yet somehow they are famililar to me. The words in the carvings glow like gold and have sounds of ancient sand script [Sanskrit?], yet I can understand them. Then I see fields of stars amidst the cosmos and then the brightest star in the center of the universe, and the center within that star, and the center of that star, and so on and so on. Until I see this vision from far into the future, where I'm flying through a rainbow of immense energy and power and bringing order to a chaos-filled Earth with a bunch of arguing and fighting nations amidst fallen apartment buildings and an explosion on a dragon over some place that's not Babylon.

[A hand drawn image of a slightly older Mary and Jesus sitting on a barrel appears.]

Mary: So COOL, Jesus!

Jesus: Mary, how is it that you do not find such a dream weird like the other kids our age do?

Chris: Mary smiles and nodded.

Mary: Hmm... I don't know? Call it intuition or something. Crazy, or whatever, but hearing the details of your dream makes me wish I could see into the cosmos and future like you can.

Jesus: Mary, if I was anyone else, I'd call you weird.

Mary: Oh? Well then, maybe I out-weird YOU.

Chris: And they both laugh as they look into each other's eyes like two kids who get each other.

[The drawing disappears.]

Chris: Then from stage left, Joseph walks on stage and addresses Jesus.

Joseph: My son!

Jesus: Yes, father?

Joseph: I just got the all clear from the angels. You, your mother, and I are heading back to Nazareth. Come on, son.

Jesus: What?!

Chris: Jesus and Mary shout!

Jesus and Mary: No, no, no, no!

Jesus: Dad, I don't want f- I don't wanna leave! I- I've got friends, and I'm appreciated here! You pull me away from that, I'll be really upset!

Joseph: I'm sorry son, but your destiny is not here in Egypt.

Chris: Joseph grabs Jesus's hand and pulls him stage left.

Jesus: No, no! Mary! I'll really miss you!

Mary: Jesus, don't go!

Chris: She shouts to him as they leave stage. The stage lights cut off as the scene changes and Angelica to the next part.

Angelica: Jesus, Joseph, and Mary returned to Nazareth as Herod was dead and his throne taken by archangels in reign. Jesus had brough- become upset after having to leave his friends and more positive life in Egypt. Jesus found resonance as the family to Nazareth and he started listening and hearing of the Gospel of John the Baptist as he preached to the multitude about repentance.

[A hand drawn image of John the Baptist petting Jesus's head appears on screen.]

Angelica: Jesus was baptized by John, and Jesus fasted for 40 days and 40 nights and was tested by the Devil.

[The drawing disappears.]

Chris: The scene was changed to a jungle clearing on stage left. A backdrop with a scene of all the kingdoms around the world. The spotlight shone over the left half with Jesus collapsed on the grass within a few- with a few rocks in front of him. Jamsta, dressed as the Devil, approached Jesus and said to him:

Jamsta: Hey, Jesus, you're looking real hungry. If you are the son of God, command these stones to become bread, and enjoy.

Chris: Jesus stands and looks to the Devil in the eyes.

Jesus: One shall not live by bread alone but by the word of GOD.

Chris: The Devil frowns and growls.

Jamsta: Ehhhh...

Chris: Then he pulls Jesus to stage right and shows him the images of all the kingdoms and the lovely throne. Then the Devil tells Jesus:

Jamsta: I shall give you total power and rule of all the kingdoms of the world and the adoration of everyone if you bow down and worship me.

Chris: Jesus said:

Jesus: Get behind me Satan, for it is written: one shall worship the Lord and God and serve him.

Chris: The Devil pushes Jesus to the front edge of the stage and tells him:

Jamsta: Well, if you're so almighty, then you know as it is written that the angels will always save you no matter what. So JUMP, Jesus.

Chris: Jesus frowns as he looks the Devil in the eye again and tells him:

Jesus: You shall never tempt the Lord and God!

Chris: The devil vanishes as the lights go off and a lone spotlight on Jesus remains on Jesus with the scene change. Jesus looks up at the angels as the angel speaks to him.

Angel: Very good, Jesus. Know from your meditations that you are Lord and you are present to heal the distressed and brokenhearted. Preach to the poor, and deliverance to the captives, restore sight to the blind, and bring liberty and justice to all that have been hurt. The spirit of the Lord is upon you. Go forth and restore order to the chaos.

Jesus: Yes! I shall!

Chris: The audience applauds. The light turns back on and reveals a bedroom with a table and two chairs on it. Jesus sits in one of the two chairs as he walks- as he wakes from his visions once again. Jesus muses aloud.

Jesus: Wow. So I am the Lord and God? It kinda makes sense - the clues and signs have been all around me all my life, with my unique persepective and feeling advantage. My eyes, the seer eyes, the visions, mom and dad going on about my destiny as Lord, the message of the angels, and ALL THIS? Well, my intuition's often being on point, the cosmos, the universe core, and matrix...

[A hand drawn image of Jesus and Lavesh Sonichu approaching him appears on screen.]

Jesus: I've lived my life unaware of all this! I pray to the Lord and God... I've been praying to myself? Ehh... What do I do now that I am aware that I am? I can only pray and ask for continued holy light guidance and have faith and know these prophecies, even the not yet written prophecies!

[The drawing disappears.]

Jesus: And the prophets before me may have forseen this but may not have yet written these prophecies, and I can only see so deep into my visions and I don't know when specifically when they will and when they will manifest! Is there such a prophet on a God level who can help me keep myself better sorted? If there is, please, Lord and God that I am, send them to me and guide me right now!

Chris: A spotlight lands at the entrance to his bedroom as a knocking sound resonates from the door. [Chris knocks on the table.] Jesus gets up to answer it, a special psychic Sonichu played by Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime surrounded by Heavenly Divine and Universe Core Matrix Light is standing there.

[A hand drawn image of Lavesh Sonichu appears on screen. Lavesh Sonichu is surrounded by waves and mystical imagery.]

Lavesh Sonichu: Greetings, Jesus, o Lord of Lords. I am Lavesh Sonichu, psychic special Sonichu guardian of the Sonichus and Rosechus. I am on high God level and I am here to guide you.

[The drawing disappears.]

Chris: Jesus looks into Lavesh's aura and soul, and links with the heavens and cosmos to confirm this. His faith is assured.

Jesus: Welcome Lavesh, please, come in and talk with me.

Chris: Lavesh enters and takes a seat at the table, across from Jesus.

Jesus: Ehhh... I suppose it takes a God to really help another God.

[Chris Chan disappears off screen and the credits roll. I think a good chunk of the credits were cut off and the names are missing from a few lines. ]

Scroll TitleNarrator/Holy Ghost/
Three Wise Men: Nightstar,
Joseph: Constanpole Sonichu
Young Jesus/Little Drummer Boy:
Young Mary Magdaline: Rasenla
Virgin Mary: Crystalina Rosechu
King Herod/Satan: Jamsta Sonichu
Desciple Peter: Punchy Sonichu
Lazerus/John the Baptist: Wild
Elizabeth/Anna/Pharisee Woman:
Judas: Cal Sonichu
Pilate: Perceptor
Barabas: Nightstar
James: Inuyasha Sonichu
Mary Magdalene: Rosey Rosechu
Jesus Christ: Sonichu Prime
Lazuras's Sister: Lolisa Rosechu

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu
Part 3 coming soon

[The snow sound effects continue on and the video ends.]}}
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Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction

2018-08-27T19:04:45Z

Bryanofcourse:

In this video (originally titled "Forgiveness/Blessings"), Chris retracts all his [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]'s from the past, by conducting some anshuent magical rites not frequently practiced by mainstream [[Chris and religion|Christianity]] (or any other religion familiar to the rest of the humankind). Perhaps it's [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokian?]]

Of course, this retraction didn't stop him from spouting more curses at various people later on.

==Description==

{{quotebox|And there WELL OVER Fifty (50) Men, with Women at the time, who I have distributed Curse Shots to during nearly the First Half of my Sweetheart Search, up to today, the 15th

<p>ONLY TWO got the Bigger Attacks In Real Life.</p>}}

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction
| video = {{#ev:youtube|OY3SScSbkIQ}}
| stardate = 15 [[August 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| shirt = {{RedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who]]
| next = [[Guitar Rock Hero Band Revolution Notes]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Brief jumpcut'']

I take this moment, to most everyone I have put a curse upon, either from [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] or simple [''points finger like a gun and "fires"''] Curse Shot.

[''Chris closes his eyes and makes a face as if he was constipated as he holds his hands out'']

This is for... all you individuals... [''Stays in that pose for 10 seconds, then lifts his head up and sticks his hands out''] Forgiveness... BLESSINGS!

[''Raises his hands, open for five seconds. Then puts his hands down, stares at the camera and grabs his [[Gitar of Fail]]. Then he strikes a [[homos|gay]] pose and flashing both his high school ring and [[Transformers|Autobot]] insignia'']

Goodbye and have a safe day.

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Happy Women's Day

2016-03-14T20:21:58Z

Bryanofcourse: spelling

'''Happy Women's Day''' is a video Chris uploaded 9 [[March 2016]] to belatedly mark [[Wikipedia:International Women's Day|International Women's Day]] streamed from his PS4.
In it Chris sports a side-parting in his hair resembling a bad comb-over, his usual clothes that are too tight for him and announces his support of woman's rights, encouraging them to be sexy, not stare at his "tits" but stare at his ass and free their nipples. Chris frees his own before announcing he was late to the party.

==Description==
{{Quotebox|<nowiki>#</nowiki>InternationalWomen'sDay<br/>
<nowiki>#</nowiki>FreeTheNipple}}
==Video==
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| name = Happy Women's Day
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GUJkgbwn8gU}}
| stardate = 9 [[March 2016]]
| style =
| shirt = blue tank top
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Happy Birthday Tom]]
| next =
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==Transcript==

[''Chris, controller in hand, stands in his now favoured video position of the centre of a room surrounded by his amiibos, medallions, collected toys and garbage. His hair has a noticeable side parting making it more thin looking than usual''].

Christine Chandler commin' live from her house. I just uh, been reminded that today is International Women's day so, I wanna wish everyone a ha—wish all the women a happy one, and a safe one too.

I support women's rights and their freedom to choose in what they do and everything.

[''Chris raises his hand to his face and points at his eyes, which are staring blankly at his TV screen, and not into the camera''] My eyes are up here!

[''After a moment of silence, Chris puts his arm back down behind him, returning to the awkward stance he had before''] 'kay...Yeah...So anyway [''Chris raises his arms up in a surrendering notion''] be sexy as ya like, ladies!

[''Chris now awkwardly maneuvers himself to show the camera his butt, though still staring at the TV, and sings in a higher pitched voice''] I'm sexy too, look at my booty! [''Chris then proceeds to slap himself in the ass before shifting and standing awkwardly, puffing out his chest and giving his "seductive" face for a few uncomfortable seconds'']

Also if you're free to do that, so, free the nipple. [''Chris pulls down the front of his tank top and exposing his nipples, he attempts to bounce them for a second before covering then back up''] Um, D-cups. Lady Cups. Enjoy.

Everybody have a good day, do what 'cha like. [''Chris turns and points at what's presumed to be a clock off-screen''] 'Specially for the remainder as I'm putting this in at the near last minute. Have a good day.

[[''Chris attempts to turn off the camera, as a look of confusion grows on his face before it cuts to the termination screen. After several seconds of fumbling with buttons, the video ends.'']

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
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Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley

2016-01-07T17:37:04Z

Bryanofcourse:

'''Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley''' is the first (and only) video produced by Chris as a result of an [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!|e-begging campaign]] in which he offered to make videos for people who donated $50 to him. However, midway through the short video, Chris lets us know that [https://kiwifar.ms/members/karen-riley.7657/ Karen Riley], a [[boyfriend-free girl|21-year old female]] member of [[Kiwi Farms]], didn't donate to Chris at all. Presumably the video was made to get her attention.

Chris also reprises Christmas songs from earlier videos, including [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!|''Sleigh Ride'']], [[Jungle bells|''Jungle Bells'']] and [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!|''You're a Mean One, Mr. Trump'']].

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2nKR9GwgQzM}}
| stardate = 25 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]], {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Sonic Rainboom
| previous = [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]
| next = [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Here is a special Christmas dedication to Karen Riley. Hello, Karen! You looking fine, I saw your picture. And I do this video just for you! Didn't owe me a - dime? Da-da-da-da-da. I dunno, I got Camptown Ladies in my stuck in my head right now. Oh well, let's do a song. Um... (''humming, then singing'') come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather... jungle bells, Tarzan smells, George of the jungle, swinging through the forest vine to vine, watch out for that tree. Woo! Missed the tree. (''laughs, then hums and sings again'') You're a mean one, Mr. Trump, you have the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile... I'd take the seasick crocodile over Mr. Trump and the Grinch. But special holiday greetings to you, Karen, hope you have a happy and safe one, make it everything that you want. Thank you very much.

{{Transcription}}

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$50 for a video holiday greeting!

2016-01-07T17:33:54Z

Bryanofcourse:

'''$50 for a video holiday greeting!''' is a video released 22 December 2015 in which Chris, standing next to his Christmas tree, offers personalized holiday video messages to people who donate $50 to him before 24 December 2015. He lets us preview a cringe-worthy video message to one Jane Doe. Nobody ever took him up on his offer.

Chris addresses those who have purchased Sonichu Amiibo figurines. Then, for no reason at all, Chris butchers yet another Christmas song, ''Sleigh Ride''. It is apparent that Chris only knows one line of the song. Chris repeatedly references the [[Lovely Weather|Lovely Weather]], who, lest we forget, is Chris' future wife from [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]. As if we hadn't had enough, he treats us to a half-assed rendition of a CollegeHumor parody posted earlier that week that criticizes Donald Trump's presidential campaign. It comes as a relief that Chris says that he isn't going to vote for Trump, but it is very likely that his opinion of the candidate is based on popular culture and not on his actual political beliefs (if he has any).

Surprisingly, his camera controller actually works this time.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = $50 for a video holiday greeting!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YmgS8Q2ymeo}}
| stardate = 22 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]], {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Plain red
| previous = [[Jungle bells]]
| next = [[Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Hello, once again! Merry Christmas and all that rot. So we're bored tonight at my home again and yeah. I, uh, that's a little Christmas tree. And we- my mom and I, we decorated it recently. So that's delightful. Hm. Anyway, I'm making this video to inform everyone that up until the end of December 24th, uh, with the $50 donation, I'll do a vid- I'll do a video request and shout-out holiday greeting to an- to anybody y'all might request. So, it's like, you know, here's a free samp- so here's a sample.

''[singsong voice]'' "Hello Jane Doe! Whatcha know! We're gonna have a holiday show! Thanks for comin' around on the tree TOP ''[pause]'' tonight. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

''[pause]'' So it's as simple as that. And uh- and also, ''[sigh]'' this is gonna be an– I just shipped out all these Sonichu figures... I had to make them in the rush, but the- but hopefully they'll get to y'all on Thursday or if not, then Saturday. So definitely go by the post office Saturday morning if you don't get them on Thursday.

And, uh... also, another thing I had on my mind– okay, well, yeah you can put- you can- umm, in lack of having com- having completed some versions of the lyr- the song lyrics that I parodied with, so. It's like you could do this–

''[starts singing a tune that vaguely resembles Sleigh Ride]'' Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather. ''[pause]'' So make it put that on the track and make it think I'm singing. That one little line where it's all lovely weather...

Although, I did enjoy from CollegeHumor recently, ''[to the tune of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch]'' You're a mean one, Mr. Trump. You really are a take a dump. Nobody likes you regardless of all that money Mr. Trump! Between the choice of- given the choice between the three of you– the Trump, the Grinch, and the seasick crocodile, I'd still sick with the seasick crocodile. Yeah, sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.

So anyway, yeah, $50 donation will get you a holiday greeting video that I'll upload and... your choice, either I can have it publicly live or leave it unlisted and either way I'll send you the link through the message. Thank you, have a good day.

''[shuts camera off]''

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Jungle bells]]|nextlink=[[Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley]]|}}

{{Music Videos}}

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

$50 for a video holiday greeting!

2016-01-07T17:31:01Z

Bryanofcourse:

'''$50 for a video holiday greeting!''' is a video released 22 December 2015 in which Chris, standing next to his Christmas tree, offers personalized holiday video messages to people who donate $50 to him before 24 December 2015. He lets us preview a cringe-worthy video message to one Jane Doe. Nobody ever took him up on his offer.

Chris addresses those who have purchased Sonichu Amiibo figurines. Then, for no reason at all, Chris butchers yet another Christmas song, ''Sleigh Ride''. It is apparent that Chris only knows one line of the song. Chris repeatedly references the [[Lovely Weather|Lovely Weather]], who, lest we forget, is Chris' future wife from [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]. As if we hadn't had enough, he treats us to a half-assed rendition of a CollegeHumor parody posted earlier that week that criticizes Donald Trump's presidential campaign. It comes as a relief that Chris says that he isn't going to vote for Trump, but it is very likely that his opinion of the candidate is based on popular culture and not on his actual political beliefs (if he has any).

Surprisingly, his camera controller actually works this time.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = $50 for a video holiday greeting!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YmgS8Q2ymeo}}
| stardate = 22 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]], {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Plain red
| previous = [[Jungle bells]]
| next = [[Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Hello, once again! Merry Christmas and all that rot. So we're bored tonight at my home again and yeah. I, uh, that's a little Christmas tree. And we- my mom and I, we decorated it recently. So that's delightful. Hm. Anyway, I'm making this video to inform everyone that up until the end of December 24th, uh, with the $50 donation, I'll do a vid- I'll do a video request and shout-out holiday greeting to an- to anybody y'all might request. So, it's like, you know, here's a free samp- so here's a sample.

''[singsong voice]'' "Hello Jane Doe! Whatcha know! We're gonna have a holiday show! Thanks for comin' around on the tree TOP ''[pause]'' tonight. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

''[pause]'' So it's as simple as that. And uh- and also, ''[sigh]'' this is gonna be an [unintelligible] shipped out all these Sonichu figures... I had to make them in the rush, but the- but hopefully they'll get to y'all on Thursday or if not, then Saturday. So definitely go by the post office Saturday morning if you don't get them on Thursday.

And, uh... also, another thing I had on my mind– okay, well, yeah you can put- you can- umm, in lack of having com- having completed some versions of the lyr- the song lyrics that I parodied with, so. It's like you could do this–

''[starts singing a tune that vaguely resembles Sleigh Ride]'' Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather. ''[pause]'' So make it put that on the track and make it think I'm singing. That one little line where it's all lovely weather...

Although, I did enjoy from CollegeHumor recently, ''[to the tune of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch]'' You're a mean one, Mr. Trump. You really are a take a dump. Nobody likes you regardless of all that money Mr. Trump! Between the choice of- given the choice between the three of you– the Trump, the Grinch, and the seasick crocodile, I'd still sick with the seasick crocodile. Yeah, sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.

So anyway, yeah, $50 donation will get you a holiday greeting video that I'll upload and... your choice, either I can have it publicly live or leave it unlisted and either way I'll send you the link through the message. Thank you, have a good day.

''[shuts camera off]''

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Jungle bells]]|nextlink=[[Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley]]|}}

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A little song and dance

2016-01-07T17:29:21Z

Bryanofcourse:

'''A little song and dance''' is a bizarre video of Chris showing off his masterful choreography skills by dancing "seductively" to ''Sensual Seduction'' by Snoop Dogg. It was uploaded December 15, 2015. In the video, Chris never speaks, but can be seen shaking his chest in front of the camera, bending over backwards, and generally displaying his complete ineptitude at dancing and/or being self aware. His facial expression, while undoubtedly intended to be sexy and seductive, looks more like Chris has just smelled something foul.

The audience is treated to a stunning view of Chris' [[Obesity|fupa]] and plumber's crack. At several moments throughout the video it is made clear that Chris is making it up entirely on the spot– it's no surprise to see that once again Chris has [[Chris and reality|no idea what he's doing.]] Noting the quality of the music track, it is apparent that Chris recorded himself jiggling all over the place in silence and then layered the track on top.

Chris' motivations for creating this video are unknown.

==Video==
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| name = A little song and dance
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GevY7tLRvcY}}
| stardate = 15 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Turquoise Tank
| previous = [[Seasons Greetings]]
| next = [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]]
}}

==Transcription==

0:00-0:10– Music fades in. Chris begins to shimmy, and approaches too close to the camera to where only his chest is visible.

0:11-0:20– Chris jiggles his "breasts" in front of the camera and backs away from the camera, trying to shimmy in the same fashion as before, but simply cannot.

0:21-0:30– Chris spins around once causing his tank top to rise. He then proceeds to shake his ass in our direction.

0:31-0:40– Again, too close to the camera, Chris spins twice before treating us to more boob jiggles.

0:41-1:00– Arm waves preceded and followed by hip gyrations in a counter-clockwise motion.

1:01- 1:15– Chris appears to have changed his mind on the last turn, stands awkwardly for a moment, and then turns again, this time violently shaking his ass.

1:16-1:25– Chris lifts his arms up to the air and bends over backwards, causing us to worry that he might fall. Then he turns and bows toward us.

1:26-1:40– Another shimmy. Chris fixes his headband, and then starts shimmying closer for yet another boob jiggle. When will it end?

1:41-1:50– Backing up and bowing toward the camera again, Chris tries again at the arm waves followed by shimmies.

1:51-2:00– Chris is now a belly dancer.

2:01-2:09– Chris concludes with shimmies and then attempts to turn off his camera with the remote. It doesn't work, and he approaches the camera to turn it off manually.''

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$50 for a video holiday greeting!

2016-01-05T09:25:21Z

Bryanofcourse:

'''$50 for a video holiday greeting!''' is a video released 22 December 2015 in which Chris, standing next to his Christmas tree, offers personalized holiday video messages to people who donate $50 to him before 24 December 2015. He lets us preview a cringe-worthy video message to one Jane Doe. It seems, however, that nobody took him up on this offer.

Chris addresses those who have purchased Sonichu Amiibo figurines. Then, for no reason at all, Chris butchers yet another Christmas song, ''Sleigh Ride''. It is apparent that Chris only knows one line of the song. Chris repeatedly references the [[Lovely Weather|Lovely Weather]], who, lest we forget, is Chris' future wife from [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]. As if we hadn't had enough, he treats us to a half-assed rendition of a CollegeHumor parody posted earlier that week that criticizes Donald Trump's presidential campaign. It comes as a relief that Chris says that he isn't going to vote for Trump, but it is very likely that his opinion of the candidate is based on popular culture and not on his actual political beliefs (if he has any).

Surprisingly, his camera controller actually works this time.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = $50 for a video holiday greeting!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YmgS8Q2ymeo}}
| stardate = 22 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]], {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Plain red
| previous = [[Jungle bells]]
| next = [[Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Hello, once again! Merry Christmas and all that rot. So we're bored tonight at my home again and yeah. I, uh, that's a little Christmas tree. And we- my mom and I, we decorated it recently. So that's delightful. Hm. Anyway, I'm making this video to inform everyone that up until the end of December 24th, uh, with the $50 donation, I'll do a vid- I'll do a video request and shout-out holiday greeting to an- to anybody y'all might request. So, it's like, you know, here's a free samp- so here's a sample.

''[singsong voice]'' "Hello Jane Doe! Whatcha know! We're gonna have a holiday show! Thanks for comin' around on the tree TOP ''[pause]'' tonight. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

''[pause]'' So it's as simple as that. And uh- and also, ''[sigh]'' this is gonna be an [unintelligible] shipped out all these Sonichu figures... I had to make them in the rush, but the- but hopefully they'll get to y'all on Thursday or if not, then Saturday. So definitely go by the post office Saturday morning if you don't get them on Thursday.

And, uh... also, another thing I had on my mind– okay, well, yeah you can put- you can- umm, in lack of having com- having completed some versions of the lyr- the song lyrics that I parodied with, so. It's like you could do this–

''[starts singing a tune that vaguely resembles Sleigh Ride]'' Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather. ''[pause]'' So make it put that on the track and make it think I'm singing. That one little line where it's all lovely weather...

Although, I did enjoy from CollegeHumor recently, ''[to the tune of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch]'' You're a mean one, Mr. Trump. You really are a take a dump. Nobody likes you regardless of all that money Mr. Trump! Between the choice of- given the choice between the three of you– the Trump, the Grinch, and the seasick crocodile, I'd still sick with the seasick crocodile. Yeah, sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.

So anyway, yeah, $50 donation will get you a holiday greeting video that I'll upload and... your choice, either I can have it publicly live or leave it unlisted and either way I'll send you the link through the message. Thank you, have a good day.

''[shuts camera off]''

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Jungle bells]]|nextlink=[[Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley]]|}}

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

December 2015

2015-12-24T18:06:36Z

Bryanofcourse:

{{Ongoing}}

'''December''' is the 12th and final month of '''[[2015]]'''. After such a rollercoaster of a year, one has to wonder if [[Chris]] will go on to cause more chaos. His [[Autism|"Crazy"]] style of video-making has made a glorious return.

[[Image:Ezgif-2776325345.gif|thumb|Mother of God...]]

==Events of December==
* 1 December - On Facebook, Chris unveils new Sonee & Rosey Amiibo for sale on Etsy.
* 2 December - Chris posts an update video on his war against GameStop and the other businesses, [[Doctor Robotnik|determined as usual]] to get his way!
* 4 December - Chris makes a post claiming that, after three days of wearing a custom bra fitted with vibrating eggs, he has created a method of natural breast enlargement.
* 4 December - [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] is terminated. However, an archive of the channels' content has been preserved.
* 6 December - After five days of silence on [[YouTube]], Chris uploads a new video about Oestrogel and vibrating bras and stuff.
* 7 December - Chris posts [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|another video]] where he rages against GameStop's decision to take action on his stupidity.
* 13 December - Chris posts "[[Seasons Greetings]]". In this video, he talks about his two [[cats]], and asks his fanbase for Christmas gifts and money. Notably, Chris is holding Lucy the entire duration of the video.
* 15 December - Chris posts a [[A little song and dance|dance video]] where he dances like he just smoked a ton of cannabis. A few hours later, he posts [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas|''another'' video]] in which he butchers a classic Christmas song. He spends an inordinate amount of time addressing how some numbers vaguely resemble letters of the alphabet.
* 19 December - [[Jimmy Hill]] passes away.<ref name=bbcdeath>[http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35141430 Jimmy Hill: Former Match of the Day presenter dies aged 87]. BBC, 19 December 2015</ref>
* 22 December - Chris wants to squeeze more money out of his fans, so he posts a [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!|new video]] in an attempt to squeeze money out of them.
* 26 December - Boxing Day, and the 1st anniversary of [[26 December 2014|the culmination of the war against the 'Blue-Armed Bandit']].

==References==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}

$50 for a video holiday greeting!

2015-12-24T00:45:30Z

Bryanofcourse:

'''$50 for a video holiday greeting!''' is a video released 22 December 2015 in which Chris, standing next to his Christmas tree, offers personalized holiday video messages to people who donate $50 to him before 24 December 2015. He lets us preview a cringe-worthy video message to one Jane Doe.

Chris addresses those who have purchased Sonichu Amiibo figurines. Then, for no reason at all, Chris butchers yet another Christmas song, ''Sleigh Ride''. It is apparent that Chris only knows one line of the song. Chris repeatedly references the [[Lovely Weather|Lovely Weather]], who, lest we forget, is Chris' future wife from [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]. As if we hadn't had enough, he treats us to a half-assed rendition of a CollegeHumor parody posted earlier that week that criticizes Donald Trump's presidential campaign. It comes as a relief that Chris says that he isn't going to vote for Trump, but it is very likely that his opinion of the candidate is based on popular culture and not on his actual political beliefs (if he has any).

Surprisingly, his camera controller actually works this time.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = $50 for a video holiday greeting!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YmgS8Q2ymeo}}
| stardate = 22 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]], {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Jungle bells]]
| next = [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Hello, once again! Merry Christmas and all that rot. So we're bored tonight at my home again and yeah. I, uh, that's a little Christmas tree. And we- my mom and I, we decorated it recently. So that's delightful. Hm. Anyway, I'm making this video to inform everyone that up until the end of December 24th, uh, with the $50 donation, I'll do a vid- I'll do a video request and shout-out holiday greeting to an- to anybody y'all might request. So, it's like, you know, here's a free samp- so here's a sample.

''[singsong voice]'' "Hello Jane Doe! Whatcha know! We're gonna have a holiday show! Thanks for comin' around on the tree TOP ''[pause]'' tonight. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

''[pause]'' So it's as simple as that. And uh- and also, ''[sigh]'' this is gonna be an [unintelligible] shipped out all these Sonichu figures... I had to make them in the rush, but the- but hopefully they'll get to y'all on Thursday or if not, then Saturday. So definitely go by the post office Saturday morning if you don't get them on Thursday.

And, uh... also, another thing I had on my mind– okay, well, yeah you can put- you can- umm, in lack of having com- having completed some versions of the lyr- the song lyrics that I parodied with, so. It's like you could do this–

''[starts singing a tune that vaguely resembles Sleigh Ride]'' Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather. ''[pause]'' So make it put that on the track and make it think I'm singing. That one little line where it's all lovely weather...

Although, I did enjoy from CollegeHumor recently, ''[to the tune of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch]'' You're a mean one, Mr. Trump. You really are a take a dump. Nobody likes you regardless of all that money Mr. Trump! Between the choice of- given the choice between the three of you– the Trump, the Grinch, and the seasick crocodile, I'd still sick with the seasick crocodile. Yeah, sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.

So anyway, yeah, $50 donation will get you a holiday greeting video that I'll upload and... your choice, either I can have it publicly live or leave it unlisted and either way I'll send you the link through the message. Thank you, have a good day.

''[shuts camera off]''

$50 for a video holiday greeting!

2015-12-24T00:45:05Z

Bryanofcourse: Made a connection to Lovely Weather.

'''$50 for a video holiday greeting!''' is a video released 22 December 2015 in which Chris, standing next to his Christmas tree, offers personalized holiday video messages to people who donate $50 to him before 24 December 2015. He lets us preview a cringe-worthy video message to one Jane Doe.

Chris addresses those who have purchased Sonichu Amiibo figurines. Then, for no reason at all, Chris butchers yet another Christmas song, ''Sleigh Ride''. It is apparent that Chris only knows one line of the song. Chris repeatedly references [[Lovely Weather|Lovely Weather]], who, lest we forget, is Chris' future wife from [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]. As if we hadn't had enough, he treats us to a half-assed rendition of a CollegeHumor parody posted earlier that week that criticizes Donald Trump's presidential campaign. It comes as a relief that Chris says that he isn't going to vote for Trump, but it is very likely that his opinion of the candidate is based on popular culture and not on his actual political beliefs (if he has any).

Surprisingly, his camera controller actually works this time.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = $50 for a video holiday greeting!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YmgS8Q2ymeo}}
| stardate = 22 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]], {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Jungle bells]]
| next = [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Hello, once again! Merry Christmas and all that rot. So we're bored tonight at my home again and yeah. I, uh, that's a little Christmas tree. And we- my mom and I, we decorated it recently. So that's delightful. Hm. Anyway, I'm making this video to inform everyone that up until the end of December 24th, uh, with the $50 donation, I'll do a vid- I'll do a video request and shout-out holiday greeting to an- to anybody y'all might request. So, it's like, you know, here's a free samp- so here's a sample.

''[singsong voice]'' "Hello Jane Doe! Whatcha know! We're gonna have a holiday show! Thanks for comin' around on the tree TOP ''[pause]'' tonight. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

''[pause]'' So it's as simple as that. And uh- and also, ''[sigh]'' this is gonna be an [unintelligible] shipped out all these Sonichu figures... I had to make them in the rush, but the- but hopefully they'll get to y'all on Thursday or if not, then Saturday. So definitely go by the post office Saturday morning if you don't get them on Thursday.

And, uh... also, another thing I had on my mind– okay, well, yeah you can put- you can- umm, in lack of having com- having completed some versions of the lyr- the song lyrics that I parodied with, so. It's like you could do this–

''[starts singing a tune that vaguely resembles Sleigh Ride]'' Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather. ''[pause]'' So make it put that on the track and make it think I'm singing. That one little line where it's all lovely weather...

Although, I did enjoy from CollegeHumor recently, ''[to the tune of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch]'' You're a mean one, Mr. Trump. You really are a take a dump. Nobody likes you regardless of all that money Mr. Trump! Between the choice of- given the choice between the three of you– the Trump, the Grinch, and the seasick crocodile, I'd still sick with the seasick crocodile. Yeah, sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.

So anyway, yeah, $50 donation will get you a holiday greeting video that I'll upload and... your choice, either I can have it publicly live or leave it unlisted and either way I'll send you the link through the message. Thank you, have a good day.

''[shuts camera off]''

$50 for a video holiday greeting!

2015-12-24T00:33:52Z

Bryanofcourse:

'''$50 for a video holiday greeting!''' is a video released 22 December 2015 in which Chris, standing next to his Christmas tree, offers personalized holiday video messages to people who donate $50 to him before 24 December 2015. He lets us preview a cringe-worthy video message to one Jane Doe.

Chris addresses those who have purchased Sonichu Amiibo figurines. Then, for no reason at all, Chris butchers yet another Christmas song, ''Sleigh Ride''. It is apparent that Chris only knows less than one line of the song. As if we hadn't had enough, he treats us to a half-assed rendition of a CollegeHumor parody posted earlier that week that criticizes Donald Trump's presidential campaign. It comes as a relief that Chris says that he isn't going to vote for Trump, but it is very likely that his opinion of the candidate is based on popular culture and not on his actual political beliefs (if he has any).

Surprisingly, his camera controller actually works this time.

== Video ==
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|YmgS8Q2ymeo}}
| stardate = 22 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]], {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Jungle bells]]
| next = [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Hello, once again! Merry Christmas and all that rot. So we're bored tonight at my home again and yeah. I, uh, that's a little Christmas tree. And we- my mom and I, we decorated it recently. So that's delightful. Hm. Anyway, I'm making this video to inform everyone that up until the end of December 24th, uh, with the $50 donation, I'll do a vid- I'll do a video request and shout-out holiday greeting to an- to anybody y'all might request. So, it's like, you know, here's a free samp- so here's a sample.

''[singsong voice]'' "Hello Jane Doe! Whatcha know! We're gonna have a holiday show! Thanks for comin' around on the tree TOP ''[pause]'' tonight. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

''[pause]'' So it's as simple as that. And uh- and also, ''[sigh]'' this is gonna be an [unintelligible] shipped out all these Sonichu figures... I had to make them in the rush, but the- but hopefully they'll get to y'all on Thursday or if not, then Saturday. So definitely go by the post office Saturday morning if you don't get them on Thursday.

And, uh... also, another thing I had on my mind– okay, well, yeah you can put- you can- umm, in lack of having com- having completed some versions of the lyr- the song lyrics that I parodied with, so. It's like you could do this–

''[starts singing a tune that vaguely resembles Sleigh Ride]'' Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather. ''[pause]'' So make it put that on the track and make it think I'm singing. That one little line where it's all lovely weather...

Although, I did enjoy from CollegeHumor recently, ''[to the tune of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch]'' You're a mean one, Mr. Trump. You really are a take a dump. Nobody likes you regardless of all that money Mr. Trump! Between the choice of- given the choice between the three of you– the Trump, the Grinch, and the seasick crocodile, I'd still sick with the seasick crocodile. Yeah, sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.

So anyway, yeah, $50 donation will get you a holiday greeting video that I'll upload and... your choice, either I can have it publicly live or leave it unlisted and either way I'll send you the link through the message. Thank you, have a good day.

''[shuts camera off]''

$50 for a video holiday greeting!

2015-12-24T00:30:44Z

Bryanofcourse: Desciphered Chris' mumbling.

'''$50 for a video holiday greeting!''' is a video released 22 December 2015 in which Chris, standing next to his Christmas tree, offers personalized holiday video messages to people who donate $50 to him before 24 December 2015. He lets us preview a cringe-worthy video message to one Jane Doe.

Chris addresses those who have purchased Sonichu Amiibo figurines. Then, for no reason at all, Chris butchers yet another Christmas song, ''Sleigh Ride''. It is apparent that Chris only knows less than one line of the song. As if we hadn't had enough, he treats us to a half-assed rendition of a CollegeHumor parody posted earlier that week that criticizes Donald Trump's presidential campaign. It comes as a relief that Chris says that he isn't going to vote for Trump, but it is very likely that his opinion of the candidate is based on popular culture and not on his actual political beliefs (if he has any).

Surprisingly, his camera controller actually works this time.

== Video ==
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| name = $50 for a video holiday greeting!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YmgS8Q2ymeo}}
| stardate = 22 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]], {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Jungle bells]]
| next = [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Hello, once again! Merry Christmas and all that rot. So we're bored tonight at my home again and yeah. I, uh, that's a little Christmas tree. And we- my mom and I, we decorated it recently. So that's delightful. Hm. Anyway, I'm making this video to inform everyone that up until the end of December 24th, uh, with the $50 donation, I'll do a vid- I'll do a video request and shout-out holiday greeting to an- to anybody y'all might request. So, it's like, you know, here's a free samp- so here's a sample.

''[singsong voice]'' "Hello Jane Doe! Whatcha know! We're gonna have a holiday show! Thanks for comin' around on the tree TOP ''[pause]'' tonight. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

''[pause]'' So it's as simple as that. And uh- and also, ''[sigh]'' this is gonna be an [unintelligible] shipped out all these Sonichu figures... I had to make them in the rush, but the- but hopefully they'll get to y'all on Thursday or if not, then Saturday. So definitely go by the post office Saturday morning if you don't get them on Thursday.

And, uh... also, another thing I had on my mind– okay, well, yeah you can put- you can- umm, in lack of having com- having completed some versions of the lyr- the song lyrics that I parodied with, so. It's like you could do this–

''[starts singing a tune that vaguely resembles Sleigh Ride]'' Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather. ''[pause]'' So make it put that on the track and make it think I'm singing. That one little line where it's all lovely weather...

Although, I did enjoy from CollegeHumor recently, ''[to the tune of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch]'' You're a mean one, Mr. Trump. You really are a take a dump. Nobody likes you regardless of all that money Mr. Trump! Between the choice of- given the choice between the three of you– the Trump, the Grinch, and the seasick crocodile, I'd still sick [sic] with the seasick crocodile. Yeah, sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.

So anyway, yeah, $50 donation will get you a holiday greeting video that I'll upload and... your choice, either I can have it publicly live or leave it unlisted and either way I'll send you the link through the message. Thank you, have a good day.

''[shuts camera off]''

$50 for a video holiday greeting!

2015-12-24T00:29:03Z

Bryanofcourse: Finished the transcription.

'''$50 for a video holiday greeting!''' is a video released 22 December 2015 in which Chris, standing next to his Christmas tree, offers personalized holiday video messages to people who donate $50 to him before 24 December 2015. He lets us preview a cringe-worthy video message to one Jane Doe.

Chris addresses those who have purchased Sonichu Amiibo figurines. Then, for no reason at all, Chris butchers yet another Christmas song, ''Sleigh Ride''. It is apparent that Chris only knows less than one line of the song. As if we hadn't had enough, he treats us to a half-assed rendition of a CollegeHumor parody posted earlier that week that criticizes Donald Trump's presidential campaign. It comes as a relief that Chris says that he isn't going to vote for Trump, but it is very likely that his opinion of the candidate is based on popular culture and not on his actual political beliefs (if he has any).

Surprisingly, his camera controller actually works this time.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = $50 for a video holiday greeting!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YmgS8Q2ymeo}}
| stardate = 22 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]], {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Jungle bells]]
| next = [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Hello, once again! Merry Christmas and all that rot. So we're [unintelligible] to my home again and yeah. I, uh, that's a little Christmas tree. And we- my mom and I, we decorated it recently. So that's delightful. Hm. Anyway, I'm making this video to inform everyone that up until the end of December 24th, uh, with the $50 donation, I'll do a vid- I'll do a video request and shout-out holiday greeting to an- to anybody y'all might request. So, it's like, you know, here's a free samp- so here's a sample.

''[singsong voice]'' "Hello Jane Doe! Whatcha know! We're gonna have a holiday show! Thanks for comin' around on the tree TOP ''[pause]'' tonight. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

''[pause]'' So it's as simple as that. And uh- and also, ''[sigh]'' this is gonna be an [unintelligible] shipped out all these Sonichu figures... I had to make them in the rush, but the- but hopefully they'll get to y'all on Thursday or if not, then Saturday. So definitely go by the post office Saturday morning if you don't get them on Thursday.

And, uh... also, another thing I had on my mind– okay, well, yeah you can put- you can- umm, in lack of having com- having completed some versions of the lyr- the song lyrics that I parodied with, so. It's like you could do this–

''[starts singing a tune that vaguely resembles Sleigh Ride]'' Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather. ''[pause]'' So make it put that on the track and make it think I'm singing. That one little line where it's all lovely weather...

Although, I did enjoy from CollegeHumor recently, ''[to the tune of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch]'' You're a mean one, Mr. Trump. You really are a take a dump. Nobody likes you regardless of all that money Mr. Trump! Between the choice of- given the choice between the three of you– the Trump, the Grinch, and the seasick crocodile, I'd still sick [sic] with the seasick crocodile. Yeah, sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.

So anyway, yeah, $50 donation will get you a holiday greeting video that I'll upload and... your choice, either I can have it publicly live or leave it unlisted and either way I'll send you the link through the message. Thank you, have a good day.

''[shuts camera off]''

$50 for a video holiday greeting!

2015-12-23T22:20:54Z

Bryanofcourse:

Medallions

2015-12-23T21:52:07Z

Bryanofcourse: Added Medallion #254.

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{{quote|And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#Two_Front_Teeth]]</ref>}}
[[Image:License.jpg|thumb|Oh yes, he fucking did.]]
[[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]

The '''Medallions''' (also called "Medals" by [[Chris]]) were a result of his infatuation with his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Due to the frequency of wearing his medallions in videos, photos and in public it has become one of his more memorable characteristics along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] and more recently his [[Tomgirl Saga|tom-girl appearance]].<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]</ref><ref>"[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]"</ref><ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref><ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref>

Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters and as of late he has been producing them in larger numbers for purchase through Ebay. All previous and current iterations have been made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint]] and the quality varies from medallion to medallion.

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==Origins and purpose==
[[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|thumb|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dinks]] hanging from its chain.]]
[[File:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|thumb|An art project that may have provided inspiration.]]

Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion. From [[CWCipedia]]:<ref name="Son cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref>

{{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].}}

Although not explicitly stated as inspiration, the Medallion of Fail is similar in concept to the medallions worn by the main characters in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Underground]]'', which originally aired a year beforehand.

Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his [[So Need a Cute Girl|"So Need a Cute Girl"]] video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature.

In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him.<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is."<ref><s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref> And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.

Chris is somewhat aware that the medallions make him look like a crazy person: he reassured [[Kacey]] that he didn't wear one to his job interview at [[Target]] (of course, this interview almost certainly did not take place, but Chris was at least aware that wearing a yellow hedgehog's head around your neck is not socially normal).<ref>[[Kacey Call 21]]</ref>

Each medallion is constructed from [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Fuckin' Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a [[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]] wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he mostly likely has [[Wikipedia:Sensory_defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink]] charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.

==The medallions==
===Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|thumb|Chris even wore it at his goddamn [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation.]]
[[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|thumb|left|Before [[Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]
Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has rarely been seen without for the past five years. This medallion of course depicts his main character, Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

As he explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], the medallion gives him no special powers in real life.

Chris has repeatedly claimed that in order for a video to be TRUE and HONEST it requires him to wear the medallion during it's filming. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|videos he posted confessing his homosexuality]], since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.

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====Prototype====
{{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.<ref>[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]</ref>}}

[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]

[[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associates degree in CAD/CAM.]]

It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a "CWC" logo, [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the [[Chaotic Combo]].

Chris wore this medallion as late as [[2004#May|May 2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].
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====Mark 1 (and decoy)====
[[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it during his sex fantasies.]]
[[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]

[[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]
[[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's supposed reaction to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]

By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear what appeared to have been a new medallion. While Chris has claimed that the Sonichu medallion he sent to Blanca was the very first one he made,<ref name="Son cpedia" /> Mark 1 is clearly different from the prototype in that its tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face were less pronounced and that it had a better paint job. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.

No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's "ears" and "cheeks", without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.

In [[August 2008]], an anonymous commentator on 4chan's /v/ board offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the "stolen" medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].

Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]], when a team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the "real" one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and that one's fate is unclear.

A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at [[Wikipedia:Miskatonic University| Miskatonic University]]. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s owner/webmaster, Girlvynl.

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====Mark 2====
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]

After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from "her," Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] [[lie|explaining]] that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.

Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca]]. During this same exchange he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.

On 3 [[March 2009]], [[Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his [[Wikipedia:Rectum|rectum]]. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive [[Max]] or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but Chris himself has confirmed that he indeed inserted the shreds of the medallion into his ass and later on expelled them into the toilet.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> Chris thinks that [[Bob|his father]] would "have another heart attack" if he knew the details.

====Mark 3====
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''[[Wikipedia:The Blair Witch Project|The Blair Witch Project]]'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]

Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.

In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.

Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum.

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.

The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.

As of 2011, the medallion was hanging on his wall, as seen in the [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] video.

For several months in [[2014]], it was speculated that this medallion was destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in Chris's house on 10 [[January 2014]]. However, photos from [[July 2014]] confirmed that it was spared destruction.
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===Rosechu medallion===
[[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]
[[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

The [[Rosechu]] medallion is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. It was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Only one Rosechu medallion existed, until Chris started making them for sale.

The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].

In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.

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===Black Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]
[[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],<ref>As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]</ref> Chris uses the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side, as he admitted himself.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough whilst wearing the evil medallion, then whoever he's angered at will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a [[CWC is Angry|video]] aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].

The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].

Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].
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===Jiggliami medallion===
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|thumb|left|Baka Dana Watashi!]]
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|thumb|Back of the medallion.]]
Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.

It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.
{{Clear}}

===Asperchu Medallion===
[[Image:As.PNG|thumb|left|The Medallion of Win in all its glory.]]
In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's [[Magical Man|mysterious friend]] is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion was confirmed to be one of [[Asperchu]]. Apparently, it was crafted by [[Alec Benson Leary]] and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and have it hung up on his wall. The medal still hung on Chris's wall until the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|housefire]] of January 2014, covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris wouldn't get stressed by having to look at it. The box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]]: what this means is best not thought about. Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].

On 2 [[August 2014]] Chris confirmed that this medallion has been destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]].<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire]]</ref>
{{Clear}}

==Obtaining medallions==
[[Image:Abused cat.jpg|thumb|Poor kitty...]]

Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely the requirement that he must wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there is only one medallion that has not been obtained by trolls, shoved up Chris's ass, or otherwise destroyed.

===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]===
*Sonichu v.1
*Sonichu Decoy
*Rosechu
*Black Sonichu
*Jiggliami
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===Destroyed by Chris===
*Sonichu v.2

===Destroyed in the 14BC Fire===
*Asperchu

===Still in Chris's Possession===
*Sonichu v.3

==On hiatus==
[[File:133696094632.jpg|thumb|Appearance from 11 [[November 2010]].]]
[[File:Chris Lego.jpg|thumb|YOUR MEDAL IS MADE OUT OF '''PAPER'''!]]

Chris began to move away from his medallions in [[2010]]. He wore one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]], and again in a photo dated 11 [[November 2010]] (leaked on 13 [[May 2012]]). After that, Chris was not photographed wearing the medallion in either public or private settings for nearly four years. This abandonment coincided with his adoption of [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] attire; the medallion apparently did not fit his new image.

Yet it still constituted an important part of his identity. In [[November 2012]], Chris made a Kreo (off brand [[Lego]] sets made by [[Transformers|Hasbro]]) edition of himself wearing a tiny paper medallion for his [[Facebook]] image, suggesting that Chris hadn't totally given up on [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. The figure showed up again on his Facebook page in mid-2014, this time with a female friend (soon to be revealed as a new [[Catherine|sweetheart]]) wearing a Rosechu medallion.

In [[July 2014]], Chris sold several [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] on [[eBay]], and some buyers requested that he wear the Sonichu medallion. As noted previously in this article, it was speculated that the third Sonichu medallion had been consumed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]]. The photos which they received confirmed that the Sonichu v.3 medallion had indeed survived the fire,<ref>[[:File:Received_autographed_photos_-_5_Jul_2014.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg]]</ref> but Chris later confirmed that the Asperchu medallion had been destroyed in the flames.<ref>[[Facebook]]</ref>

==The medallion goes mass-market==
[[File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg|thumb|right|The medallion's return in 2014.]]

===Overview===
On 12 September 2014, Chris announced on his [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] page that he would be making and selling replica medallions on [[EBay]] for $30 each. He expressed a willingness to make not only Sonichu and Rosechu medals, but also "most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing." His first listing of 55 sold out quickly, and he was forced to relist it. By the time sales were temporarily halted on December 6, he had succeeded in selling at least 114. He re-listed 30 medallions in February 2015, and these too quickly sold out. In June 2015, 16 more medallions appeared on his Ebay account, also selling out within a day. Photos indicated that he had extended the run of medallions to 300. In July he sold a few medallion/[[Amiibo]] bundle sets, and in August listed 20 more standalone medallions.

===Ebay Description===
{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh molded, coloured and certified medallion of Sonichu, Rosechu, most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs if each medallion. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and a medallion will be attached to its back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: When ordering a medallion, or more than one, please specify which you would like: Sonichu or Rosechu. A medallion of the other cannon main characters may be requested for your purchase. Your own fan Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) version may also be requested and suggested. Should I find the suggested outside character offensive, I shall inform you and accept another suggestion or default to the Prime Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) for your order; I am usually easy on accepting of custom requests at first. The rings inserted into the medallions are smaller than a typical keychain ring. And the necklace for them will be set-length blue leather straps, tied at the ring, for best fit around most head and neck sizes. The flower on the photographed Rosechu medallion is not included by default; if you would like a flower added onto your Rosechu medallion, you may request it in your message at the time of, or following, your purchase. Also, please allow up to two weeks for creation of each medallion, and should any delays come up, I will inform you via eBay Private Message Individually, or make a public post on my Facebook page. And Final individual molding creation may or will vary or differ from those in the above photographs.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the medallions AT ALL. The medallion(s) WILL be mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked "Fragile; Handle With Care". I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.
}}

For the July 2015 relisting, he added the following paragraph to this description. He did not, however, alter the description to reflect his supposed name change to Christine.

{{quotebox|
<nowiki>**</nowiki>NOTE, July 7, 2015: I have already molded, painted, certified and boxed individually, Sonichu Medallions equal to the maximum quantity available that I have listed right here, right now. So, everyone who requests Sonichu will get their shipped as early as the following day. Custom Orders are still an option, as described in the description, but still Please Allow up to Two Weeks for individual creation and shipment. Thank you.}}

Chris posted images of Sonichu and Rosechu medallion samples and the manufacturing components.
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===Ebay Questions and Answers===
{{email|
Hi Christian! I have bought an ALF drawing from you and I want to know if I can have a medallion made for a Christmas present. Are you able to do one of Mega Man? Or of Alpha 5 from the Power Rangers? Please let me know!
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, I can do both medals like that.
}}

{{email|
Hey there, I'm still trying to figure out which medallion I might want, but I was wondering if maybe it would be possible to request a Magi-chan or Punchy medallion? Or maybe since Halloween is coming up, is a Vamprosa possible as well? I would love that! Thanks in advance!!
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, any of those characters are most doable.
}}

{{email|
Is this a limited edition offer? Are the medallions engraves with serial numbers? Also i'm curious as to what quantity you can produce. I'm interested in purchasing whole sale and was wondering if you can produce 200 units which would be sold in my business.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Well, the numbers are written/engraved in the back of each medallion, and they each come with a personal matching Certificate of Authenticity. I personally hand craft the medallions with heart and soul. To make an order as large as 200, I would definitely require the total amount of $30 X 200 medals, upfront and sent to my PayPal account, which the email address to which can be found upon checking out from one of my listings, along with an email or eBay PM to inform me of such a large order.
}}

{{email|
Hello. The original medallions that you wore were made using Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paint. Are you using the same materials to make these nice items? Have a pleasant day.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, I am using the same, but fresh, materials.
}}

{{email|
Is the item autographed with either marker or an engraving?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Permanent Ink Marker, and the Certificate will also have my personal Signature written onto it as well, but in RSVP Pentel Pen Ink.
}}

{{email|
How big are these Medallions and how much do they weigh? I don't want to risk getting weird stares while I wear it if it's too bulky.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Weight: feels like a few ounces; definitely less than a pound.
}}

{{email|
You say give you two weeks to make and ship our order. Does it really take you two weeks to make these? Or is this just an estimate? Also, how big are these, on average? I would like to wear mine all over, but if it's too [text missing]
}}
{{EmailReply|
Two weeks is an estimate, counting the time it would take to make a lot of them, depending on the total ordered quantity. They measure 3.5 inches X 3.5 inches square, and are a quarter inch thick, plus another quarter inch [text missing]
}}

{{email|
Can we request medallions of minor characters?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes
}}

{{email|
Is it made out of Crayola Model Magic?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes.
}}

===Etsy Questions and Answers===
A fan's particular requests for custom medallions in [[September 2015]] required a brief conversation:

{{quoteboxgreen|What is Robee's girlfriend's name and how did she meet her?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|That is still yet to be determined.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Im asking cuz I wanna order 4 custom medallions.

1 Of me

1 of Trunks from Dragonball GT (not Z or Super)

1 Of Robee

and

1 of Robee's girlfriend

itd be good to have a name and history to go with the face.

its not Mimi is it?}}

{{quotebox|It is definitely not Mimi. I will get back to you on Robee's sweetheart. And I can definitely fill that custom medallion order set you described. I will have your last order shipped out very soon. Thank you for your continued patronage.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|You're welcome! Does Robee have autism? What kind of stuff does she like to do in her spare time?}}

{{quotebox|Robee is Not autistic. In her spare time, she likes to be active, rather it's going out for a run, trying to meet the speed to make her own Zapping Booms (like her daddy), mingling and hanging out with her girl friends (her sweetheart is part of that friendship circle). Or spending time alone with her sweetheart, sharing secrets, having fun, and the private matters. She, Robee's Sweetheart, really enjoys the best of both the tribbing, the traditional, and the other things. Robee also enjoy playing the Wii Sports and Sonic/Mario Olympic games, writing out her thoughts in her diary, and self-reflecting and meditate. She is no stranger to a party either.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Does Robee turn into Ultra Sonichu or a woman scorned like Rosechu? Also, what Robee's reason behind becoming a tomgirl?}}

{{quotebox|She is a Female Soul trapped in a male body, and she really likes doing nearly everything with style, flare, and functional-to-her dashin' fashion.}}
[[File:Medallions.jpg|thumb|Sonichu sampler.]]
===Facebook Notices===
As with other aspects of his Ebay business, Chris frequently made relevant announcements on his Facebook page. The initial notice:

{{quotebox|12 September 2014
I am starting on making the medals for sale. I have the materials to make them now.
}}

Chris described the production process in detail in order to justify the two weeks he required to ship a medallion:

{{quotebox|25(?) September 2014
I would like to announce that I am most grateful for y'all's business on the Medallions. And such.

Also, just to let everyone know Why I estimate Two Weeks for creation of a medal or more....

First, I have to be in the mood and mindset for creation as best as I am able, or otherwise not busy with life details or chores and errands. Then I have to Mold them according to my own specifications, including being able to fit into the 3.5" square boxes with cotton puddings per box. Then they all have to air dry overnight. Then I paint the details, let that dry, and then use a permanent Ink find point marker to hand write my signature, (c), and production number. Followed by measuring the lengths of the neck straps from the longer leather strips, thread them through the rings of each medal as tie the two ends together. Then I print or photocopy the small square blank certificates, fill them each appropriately with their respective medal, and then laminate the certificates. And then there's the package wrapping, addressing And shipping them out at my local USPS Post Office. Around then, I would add the tracking numbers respectively as well.

And with that, I am making my promise now that from the first week's order amount if over thirty medals, I will have them all ready to ship, and ship them all on Friday the 27th!

Thank you all for your patronage and your patience. Have a good and safe day.
}}

Chris was happy when the first run of the medallions sold out.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014
My, My! The Medallion Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when eBay refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.
}}

===The Mr. Smith Situation===
Among those who ordered a medallion from Chris was one Mr. Smith. There is some dispute concerning the origins of the conflict between Chris and Mr. Smith, and whether or not Mr. Smith's complaints were justified.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-09-21-14-chris-promises-all-the-medallions-will-be-shipped-by-9-27.4991/page-4#post-349366</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/page-10#post-361784</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/my-experience-with-christian-featuring-a-new-original-art-piece.5501/</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-27-14-chris-blames-the-victim.5070/page-12#post-357047</ref> Whatever the case, around 18 [[September 2014]], Mr. Smith filed a claim against Chris on eBay before the two-week period Chris requested to ship the medallion, thereby freezing his PayPal account. Furious, Chris sent several angry messages to Mr. Smith pleading to lift the case.

{{EmailReply|
Your medal will be shipped tomorrow. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR CASE IMMEDIATELY; I NEED THE MONEY OUT OF THE LIMBO YOU HAVE FORCED IT INTO, SO I CAN SHIP IT AND THE REMAINDER!!! - jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Listen to me, Buster! I told you I needed up to two weeks for the creation of the medals in the Listing! And if there is a delay, I would let everyone know. See attached image for WHY I NEED THE TIME!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

In for you to get YOUR medal at all right now and Sooner is for you to Close Your Case and let me have the money back! You are being a Major Cyber-Bully and a God Damed Internet Troll right now! If you want to redeem yourself and be forgiven, you WILL give me the money Back in Closing your Case against me RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE!!!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

You will get your medal, but I NEED THE MONEY, Please! Why are you being a damn Bully?!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Chris doxxed Mr. Smith on Facebook.

{{quotebox|26 September 2014
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT OPEN ANY EBAY CASES AGAINST ME!!! When someone does that, it forces the amount removed into Limbo from my PayPal, which risks pushing it into the Red, as when it is forced untie red, an OVERDRAFT FEE is charged against me, and when I have Negative Money in my PayPal Account, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHIP ANYTHING!!! Daniel, your medal has just been shipped, ad the other two people, yours and the current remainder will be shipped tomorrow, or NOT IF YOU DO NOT CLOSE YOUR CASES AGAISNT ME AND GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

Do Not Be So Damn Impatient and Greedy!!! God Dang It!!!
}}
To which he added:
{{quotebox|
Either tomorrow or on the First of October; depending if the two people ([omitted] closed his case; very much appreciated) close Their casses immediately or not! UGH!!!

[Omitted] of Portland, Oregon, AKA: username: [omitted]. And [omitted] of Lashmeet, West Virginia, AKA: username: [omitted].

Bullies! They're being Damn Bullies!!! Ugh!!!
}}

Mr. Smith was upset.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! You just posted my name and where I live on your Facebook. I know you deleted it but someone screenshotted it and showed it to me. Now I'm getting prank phone called. I'm reporting you to Ebay RIGHT NOW....
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am very sorry about trolling you like that, I will have your medal shipped tomorrow, most definitely.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Your medallion has been sent; you may check the Tracking Number; PLEASE Close Your Case Immediately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

No. This is far from over. I spent an hour on the phone with Ebay last night and now they're getting involved with the investigation. I have proof that you did it and some people even want me to go to the cops with it.
}}

{{EmailReply|
Look, I am Really Sorry about that; I was under a lot of stress, and what I did was wrong. Please end this chaos. I do not want any trouble.
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

You're only saying that you're sorry because you're in trouble. You've not even attempted to make the situation up to me.
}}

Chris tried to resolve the problem with a Facebook post.

{{quotebox|27 September 2014
I DID make a comment where I named two people who opened cases against me, plummeting my PayPal account closer to the Red Again! I was under a LOT of Stress! The One Remaining who is refusing to Close his Case is causing me more grief and stress enough that could kill me with a heart attack or a stroke.

Saying his and her names in the comment was very wrong of me, and I understand what I did was a Trolling-Stupid Act; that is Not Me, and [[Chris and remorse|I am Very, Truly Sorry]] for doing that. But I had deleted shortly after, and yet it wasn't quick enough for the REAL TROLLS AND CYBER-BULLIES to screen cap it and forcing it against me into even more stress and trouble!

Can't we just forgive and forget? Or are the lot of you soo corrupted, that you have lost all feeling in your hearts, and sold your own souls and self-beings to a form of a devil that keeps you all dragged down in front of your monitors day in and day out with only sole and pitiful purposes of needlessly torturing EVERYBODY ELSE, regardless of Innocent or Guilty or In-Between?

Good Grief!!!

--:( feeling drained.
}}

Chris hoped this would resolve the issue, and sent two private messages to Mr. Smith:

{{EmailReply|
I just made a public apology in full detail from my exhausted heart and soul on my Facebook. I am NOT RICH! My mother and I are just getting by as it is. You would gain nothing from me or my family in any court of law or whatever. [[Michael Snyder]] knows what I am talking about; he thought it would be a get-rich-quick scheme for him, but he was very wrong, and he had to go out of business of His [[The GAMe PLACe|Hobby PLace]] afterwards. You think about that.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
And I will also add that you are torturing a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|Lesbian and a Transgender]], as well as an [[Autism|Autistic Individual]]; the HRC and Autism Facilities would be very interested in hearing about my being abused by Your constant inaction, bullying on me and lack of cooperation of a heartfelt conclusion and settlement. Think about that a well.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

This did not satisfy Mr. Smith.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

I don't care that you're gay and autistic. You intentionally tried to harm me and you're going to suffer the consequences.
}}

{{EmailReply|
You Hurt Me First and worst by pushing my finances towards the Red with great risk of getting an Overdraft charged against me! This fight is needless and nonsense; what's done is done. I have most sincerely apologized, I shipped your Medal Out Today! Please Just Stop Attacking Me!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Mr. Smith received a Sonichu medallion from Chris, but it came with an angry expression. The certificate was marred by black smudges. Mr. Smith complained that it was not what he had asked for. Chris summarized the dispute on Facebook:

{{quotebox|30 September 2014
I want to make it publicly known to everyone that Mr. Smith (to hold his first name on identity sake) is being a further bully by making a false case against me. The Medallion I had sent him is a Sonichu Medallion, but because of how his actions against me made me feel and all, his Medallion has an Angry Expression, where the eyes' whites were painted orange, with a flame look on the irises, and a most Angry facial expression. He is claiming it to be a Blue something, possibly like the ONE Yawning Squirtle Medallion that was order by another (Female) customer.

His case is very false, and I want the record to show that the Only Thing Blue about his medallion is the Neck Strap, just like most everyone else's medallions. The actual medal is of the same Sonichu face shape, but with the angry expression I have stated just now. Please make Mr. Smith stop Cyber-Bullying and Trolling Me with his constant hold on the $30 that is still very much in Limbo currently.
}}

A number of Chris's fans were concerned that the certificate was smudged because Chris had spit on it or worse. Chris reassured one fan:

{{EmailReply|
I have never spit on anything I have shipped out. The only recent mishap was black paint being spilt onto a couple of blank certificates.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris and Mr. Smith continued to argue via private messages.

{{EmailReply|
You must be mistaken; your medallion is NOT BLUE at all. And I was very careful of sending you the right medallion, which in your case, because of how you made me feel, I gave the Sonichu face an enraged, angry expression. I do not do Refunds, because what I sell are Customized Items; they do not resell, period. I am under the impression you are just further bullying me for your own perspective of revenge. The decision is final. Good Day.
}}

{{EmailReply|
I did not send you the wrong medallion, I PURPOSELY molded, Drew and colored it to [[Chris and anger|BE ANGRY at YOU]], for your constant stubborn attitude and Bullying. And you certainly are bucking up to be worthy of my own anger as well. Accurate Item; MADE CUSTOM JUST FOR YOU, [omitted]! Hmmpf!
}}

Mr. Smith still refused to lift his eBay case against Chris, and demanded satisfaction. Chris agreed to send a new, unadulterated medallion as well as a free commissioned drawing, which Mr. Smith requested be a portrait of himself with Sonichu.

The illustration, dated 13 October, turned out to be a mockery of Mr. Smith. While Mr. Smith had sent photos of himself to Chris for reference, Chris drew Mr. Smith with a "troll face;" depicted a bucket of ice about to topple onto his head; and drew Sonichu saying, "You just couldn't let up and be patient, could you, Mr. Smith?" Chris also wrote on the drawing, "YOU PUT ME ON A [[tugboat|SINKING SHIP]], KILLING MY FINANCES."

Still unsatisfied and persisting with his eBay complaint, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make a [[To Mr. Smith|video apology]]. Because Chris was not wearing his medallion while making this apology, Mr. Smith suspected that it was not True and Honest. Chris responded:

{{EmailReply|
I am for real, and I do not have to wear my medallion to prove myself. I have done more than your money's worth for you. I am the real Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA. And you can best tell who I am from my Face. I am sick of kissing your pitiful ass. Now, you can kiss my [[un-clit|cooch]]!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Ultimately, eBay decided to refund the $30 to Mr. Smith. So Mr. Smith received for free the following loot:
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File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|"Angry eyes" Sonichu.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|The smeared certificate.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|The second, unadulterated medallion.
File:Chris's Commission to Mr. Smith (compressed).jpg|The commissioned drawing.
</gallery></center>

Needless to say, Chris got some of his pity points dropped even before [[26 December 2014]] occurred.

===The Received Medallions===
Recipients noted that the medallions were surprisingly lightweight. A number had parts broken off; Chris routinely included a note that these could be fixed with Krazy Glue. This note was hand-written at first, but eventually he created a typed version, complete with misspelling. Another common problem was that Chris placed medallions in boxes while they were still wet or before the clay had set, resulting in smearing and fading. Some had fingerprints, or arrived with disturbing foreign materials. In 2015, he began signing his name as "Christine," but was too lazy to print up new certificates to reflect the name change.

{{collapsible
|Gallery of medallions, thus far
|<center><gallery>

File:Med 12 B.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 C.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 D.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 A.jpg|Number 12, [[Yawning Squirtle]].
File:Med 12 E.jpg|Number 12, back.
File:Med 12 G.jpg|Chris's lack of knot tying know-how is evident.
File:Med 13 A.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Med 13 B.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Sonchu.jpg|Number 13, front.
File:Med 13 D.jpg|Number 13, back.
File:Med 18 box.JPG|Number 19, EVIL BOX.
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|Number 19, Mr. Smith's medallion.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|Number 19, smeared certificate.
File:Med 23.jpg|Number 23. Recipient said the nose fell off and the signature was illegible.
File:Med 25 A.jpg|Number 25, elegantly displayed.
File:Med 25 B.jpg|Number 25, close-up.
File:Med 27 A.jpg|Number 27.
File:Med 27 B.jpg|Number 27, certificate.
File:Med 34.png|Number 34.
File:Med 35.jpg|Number 35.
File:Med Y.jpg|Number 38.
File:Med 41 A.jpg|Number 41.
File:Med 41 B.jpg|Number 41, back.
File:Med 41 C.jpg|Number 41, certificate.
File:Med 41 D.jpg|Number 41, "Care and [[Chris and English|Maintainence]]".
File:Med 41 E.jpg|Number 41, Chris is not very prompt (note the [[A-Logging|a-loggish]] comment).
File:Med 41 G.jpg|Number 41's satisfied customer.
File:Med 46 A.JPG|Number 46, box.
File:Med 46 C.JPG|Number 46.
File:Med 46 B.JPG|Number 46, back.
File:Med 59 A.png|Number 59.
File:Med 59 B.png|Number 59, back. [[Chris and art|Note the smearing]].
File:Med 59 C.png|Number 59, certificate.
File:Med 60 A.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 B.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 C.jpg|Number 60, the complete package.
File:Med 60 D.jpg|Number 60, close-up.
File:Med 60 E.jpg|Number 60, another picture.
File:Med 60 F.jpg|Number 60, yet another view.
File:Med 60 G.jpg|Number 60, certificate.
File:Med 61 A.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 B.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 C.jpg|Number 61, as packaged. Recipient said it [[Axe|smelled bad]].
File:Med 61 D.jpg|Number 61, [[Wild Sonichu]].
File:Med 61 E.jpg|Number 61, back. Typical smearing.
File:Med 61 F.jpg|Number 61, certificate, with paint smears.
File:Med 61 G.jpg|Number 61, "Care and Maintainence".
File:Med 61 H.jpg|Number 61, fingerprints.
File:Med 61 I.jpg|Number 61, hair.
File:Med 62C.png|Number 62, box.
File:Med 62A.png|Number 62 with certificate.
File:Med 62B.png|Number 62's satisfied customer.
File:Meds 64 & 65 B.png|Numbers 64 and 65.
File:Meds 64 & 65 A.png|Numbers 64 and 65, back.
File:Med 66 B.jpg|Number 66, certificate.
File:Med 66 A.jpg|Number 66.
File:Med Z.JPG|Number 68, Wild Sonichu.
File:Med 69 C.jpg|Number 69, box.
File:Med 69 D.jpg|Number 69. Box had "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|strange brownish stains]]" on it.
File:Med 69 A.jpg|Number 69, [[Robbie Sonichu]].
File:Med 69 G.jpg|Number 69, back.
File:Med 69 E.jpg|Number 69, the complete package.
File:Med 69 F.jpg|Number 69. The nose fell off.
File:Med 69 B.jpg|Number 69. Recipient identified this as "[[Chris and health|a booger attached to a lock of hair]]" found inside the box.
File:Med 70.JPG|Number 70. The recipient requested that Chris sign it.
File:Med 72 A.jpg|Number 72, box.
File:Med 72 B.jpg|Number 72. "([[Yu-Gi-Oh]]) Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 72 C.jpg|Number 72. The recipient gave Chris five options; this is the one he chose.
File:Med 72 D.jpg|Number 72, artist's signature.
File:Med 72 E.jpg|Number 72. "Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 73 A.JPG|Number 73.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|Number 73, close-up.
File:Med 73 C.JPG|Number 73, certificate.
File:Med 73 D.JPG|Number 73. The nose fell off this one too.
File:Med 76 A.jpg|Number 76, [[Megagi La Skunk]].
File:Med 76 C.jpg|Number 76, close-up.
File:Med 76 D.jpg|Number 76, back.
File:Med 76 B.jpg|Number 76, certificate.
File:Med 76 E.jpg|Number 76 on display.
File:Med 78&79 C.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 D.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 B.png|Number 78.
File:Med 78&79 E.png|Number 79, box.
File:Med 78&79 A.png|Number 79. Plusa, the recipient's Sonichu original character.
File:Med 78&79 F.png|Numbers 78 & 79, certificates.
File:Med 80.jpg|Number 80, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].
File:Med 83 A.jpg|Number 83, box.
File:Med 83 B.jpg|Number 83, "Red" Sonichu, apparently another original character.
File:Med 83 C.jpg|Number 83, back.
File:Med85.png|Number 85.
File:Med 86 A.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 B.jpg|Number 86, opening the box.
File:Med 86 C.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 D.jpg|Number 86. The ears were broken.
File:Med 86 E.jpg|Number 86, certificate and ears.
File:Med 86 F.jpg|Number 86, back.
File:Med 86 G.jpg|Number 86, more questionable knotting.
File:114 1.jpg|Number 114, box.
File:114 2.jpg|Number 114, mailing address.
File:114 3.jpg|Number 114. "Please Leave Positive Feedback."
File:114 4.jpg|Number 114, certificate.
File:114 5.jpg|Number 114, Rosechu.
File:114 6.jpg|Number 114, with METAL.
File:Med 123.png|Number 123.
File:Med126.jpg|Number 126.
File:Med 139A.jpg|Number 139.
File:Med 139D.jpg|Number 139 being utilized.
File:Med 139B.jpg|Number 139, certificate.
File:Med 139C.jpg|Number 139, signed as "Christine."
File:Med 140J.jpg|Number 140, package.
File:Med 140A.jpg|Number 140, box.
File:Med 140B.jpg|Number 140.
File:Med 140E.jpg|Number 140, another view.
File:Med 140F.jpg|Number 140, back.
File:Med 140G.jpg|Number 140, certificate.
File:Med 140K.jpg|Number 140, with real art.
File:Med 140C.jpg|Illustration included with 140 to make up for international shipping.
File:Med147B.jpg|Number 147, box.
File:Med147E.jpg|Number 147, certificate.
File:Med147C.jpg|Number 147, [[Sammy]].
File:Med147D.jpg|Number 147, another view.
File:Med 147A.jpg|Number 147, back.
File:Med152A.jpg|Number 152, with [[pickles]].
File:Med152B.jpg|Number 152, back.
File:Med152C.jpg|Number 152, certificate.
File:Medallion178.jpg|Number 178, owned by "Kinisis Gaming."
File:Sonichu medallion number 181.jpg|Number 181, from someone named "Dcencia."
File:Asperchu medallion.jpg|Number 182, [[Asperchu]] from someone named "Jeatz Axl."
File:Med 186 A.jpg|Number 186.
File:Med 186 B.jpg|Number 186, as it arrived in its box.
File:Med 186 C.jpg|Number 186, another view.
File:Med 186 D.jpg|Number 186, box.
File:Med 186 E.jpg|Number 186, certificate.
File:Med 192A.jpg|Number 192.
File:Med 192B.jpg|Number 192, back.
File:Med 192C.jpg|Number 192, box and certificate.
File:Med 192D.jpg|Number 192, instructions. Lots of hair.
File:Magi-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 207, [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] owned by "Dcencia."
File:Chris-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 208, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] owned by "Dcencia."
File:HEILFART1.jpg|Number 209, the [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#The Hitler Medallion|Hitler Medallion]].
File:HEILFART2.jpg|Number 209, back.
File:Med 209A.jpg|Number 209, box and certificate.
File:Med X C.jpg|Unknown number, Sonichu.
File:Med X D.png|Certificate for previous medallion.
File:Med X A.jpg|Box for previous.
File:Med X B.jpg|Box for previous.
File:Med instagram.jpg|Unknown number, posted on Instagram.
File:JojoswoonMedallion.jpg|Another Sonichu from someone named "Jojoswoon."
File:Med Oney.png|Medallion belonging to Internet animator OneyNG<ref>[https://twitter.com/oneyng/status/549287362824781824 Twitter]</ref>, co-creator of ''Hellbenders'' and friend of [[Sonichu the animated series|Spazkid]].
File:Med divintrial.png|Twitter user "divintrial" with his medallion.
File:Med cosplay.png|Cosplayer with authentic medallion.
File:Cosplayer with Medallion.jpg|Presumably the same cosplayer having a blast.
File:Medallion Customer.jpg|He can feel the cosmos.
File:Medallion_251.jpg|A happy owner of 251. Couldn't ask for a better birthday gift.
File:Med 254.jpg| Medallion 254. This one had hair in it.

</gallery></center>}}

A few purchasers included videos:

Number 23: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ

Number 25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfpZ6v5JK0

Number 178: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFXTUFM3RI

Number 199: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP5HANhgZaU&feature=youtu.be

==See also==
*[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

File:Med 254.jpg

2015-12-23T21:50:42Z

Bryanofcourse: A received Sonichu Medallion. Featured hair.

A received Sonichu Medallion. Featured hair.

$50 for a video holiday greeting!

2015-12-23T21:37:58Z

Bryanofcourse: Added video

Jungle bells

2015-12-23T21:35:11Z

Bryanofcourse: Next video

'''Jungle bells''' was a video uploaded on 18th [[December 2015]], in which Chris sings a garbled version of "[[Wikipedia:The 4 Seasons Greetings|Jungle Bells]]", a [[parody]] of "[[Wikipedia:Jingle Bells|Jingle Bells]]" sung by [[Wikipedia:The Four Seasons (band)|The Four Seasons]] in 1962; almost certainly an old record of [[Bob]]'s.

Furthermore, Chris also shows off two new shirts that anonymous people have sent him. Ever the picture of gratitude, he lets everyone know just how much he hates one of them.

==Description==
{{quotebox|"Dashing through the trees, Swinging vine to vine."}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Jungle bells
| video = {{#ev:youtube|e_wIkbkd2JA}}
| stardate = 18 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]], {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]]
| next = [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]
}}

==Transcription==

Hellooo! Happy day, happy day, fun day! Very good day so far. Hm. I got the shirt in the mail, whoever bought it. Thank you, this is really nice, I like this. I like this. It's positive. You know, pony, good, like Rain-Boom. Nice. I'll tell you something else, uh, another shirt that came in recently also, alright. ''[holds up a new shirt]'' Princess Celestia. Hm. Yeah. It made me smile, but then. ''[holds up bottom half of the shirt, which reads: Troll Harder]'' I hate Internet memes. Especially def- especially those that have trolls or boys on them. ''[shakes head]'' Are you serious? Mmm. ''[shakes head again with a big frown]'' Anyway, pbbt. ''[drops shirt]'' So, I'll be, uh, definitely drawing that up- drawing that facial expression up later. But right now here's another Christmas tune that somebody can put music to. And uh, good stuff. Alright. ''[holds controller up, then puts it down]'' Oh well.

''[to rhythm of Jingle Bells]'' Dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun.

Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way.

''[akin to Tarzan, holding onto imaginary vine]'' o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oHHHHHHHHHH, fwam! ''[pretends to whack into tree]''

Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way.

''[akin to Tarzan, holding onto imaginary vine]'' o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oHHHHHHHHHH, whafmph! ''[holds out arms]''

Dashing through the trees, fumping vine to vine, o-er the fields we go, laughing all the way.

Bells on bob- er, raindrops on leaves rain, making spirits bright, what fun it is to laugh and sing a SWINGING song tonight!

Oh, jungle bells, Tarzan smells, George of the Jungle!

Swinging through the forest, vine to vine. Watch out for that tree! WHAM!

Jungle bells, Tarzan smells, George of the Jungle!

Swinging through the forest, vine to vine. Watch out for that tree! PHEW!

''[finishes singing and holds up controller again]''

Anyhow, another new song, another new day. Donations still appreciated very much, and continue ordering. I'm doin the best I can to try to get- get- the last- the uh- old- the uh- the oldest orders out before the holiday. Thank you. Have a good day.

''(Selfie remote refuses to work)''

Hm.

{{Music Videos}}

Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas

2015-12-23T21:34:28Z

Bryanofcourse: Next video

'''Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas''' was uploaded just a few hours after Chris's bizarre dance video on 15th December 2015. Here, Chris shows off his own version of the [[Christmas]] song "[[Wikipedia:The Twelve Days of Christmas (song)|The Twelve Days of Christmas]]", an indecipherable mix of Allan Sherman's parody "[[Wikipedia:The Twelve Gifts of Christmas|The Twelve Gifts of Christmas]]", and his own [[Autism|idiosyncratic]] additions, including how numbers are really letters, lesbianism, and asides about [[Random-access humor|"ten million yen and a big fat hen"]]. He also begs for more shekels.

Chris reprises his "[[I Got A Fish]]" song from [[2009]].

==Description==
{{quotebox|Enjoy. :)}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR26rVSveO8}}
| stardate = 15 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| previous = [[A little song and dance]]
| next = [[Jungle bells]]
}}

==Transcription==

''(begins playing a Christmas song on his iPhone)''

Seasons greetings and happy holidays, everybody!

Christine Chandler here. And er, I've come bearing a... variation, a new variation, possibly new with a little bit of old. Depending on what you will interpret. A variation of a Christmas classic, "The Twelve Days of Christmas." But we'll skip the repetition and somebody else can put- the singing parts with the tune.

And so with that, errr, on with the list!

''(Horrible singing voice)'' On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me the instant classic the Japanese transistor radioooooh! ''(Pumps fist in a look of success)''

It was a nakashuma! Mark 4! That was the model that was discontinued, it came in a leather carrying case ''(very excited now)'' with holes in it so you can listen to it ''(Chris makes a gesture up to his ear as if he is holding the radio)'' and it gave me this little wire that had an end that, one end you stick in the ear and the other [[Duck|one you can't stick anywhere because, it's bent.]]

''(begins singing again)'' On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me the numerical alphabet. ''(Holds up a napkin with what looks like a number 2 written on it in sharpie)''

Alright, so, this is, it look like the number two! But guess what? That is a capital Q in cursive. 2 to Q! and with the anonymous decision in my own mental head, two is officially a letter. And not only that, but, between the two and the five, you also get the "S" and "Z". And uh, skip to the round about in the alphabet, zero is an "O", one an "i", and the "L"...with the common link to number 7 that's also an L, but the number 7, with or without the cross, can still be the capital F! And the number three is the, uh, ''(singing)'' "E, M, N, W". ''(Thumbs up and a cheeky grin)'' And uh, shoot, four..four! four! is uh, "H" and a "Y" ''(Puts hand up as if he was waving)'' Hi! And also, like, the number six and nine, four, six, and nine, are "B", "D", "P", "Q". Ah, let's see four, five, six, seven, and number eight! It can only be, the letter, "B"! But also, ''(high pitched)'' infinity!

And then, with that nonsense out of the way, ''(begins singing)'' On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me freeee, freshhh, fishhhh. [[I Got A Fish|I've got a fish would you like to make a wish!]] You're gonna do-you got yourself a fish? Now order a new side dish! Make a wish!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... or rather she reminded me that I have not forgotten!? [[chris and sex|Anything]] or [[chris and anger|anyone]]. ''(cheeky grin)''

And on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me the jazzy hits from the good ole jumpin' jive era.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me the job of pickin' up... [[Chris's resume|sticks]]!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me born female, angelic women and ladies, of all races and religions and what-nock, make, lesbians, bi-sensuals, straight...the drag kings, and the transmales that have "not" have the operation change yet... whatsoever.

''(wipes sweat off his forehead)'' Sorry, dudes! ''(chuckles)''

And then on the eight day of Christmas my true love... gave to me a late train of thought. ''(puts hand on head)'' The mislabeling (?) of autism! Veooo make me forget. Pth.

And on the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a share of the platinum mine [[Wikipedia:Santa Baby|Santa baby]] gave to her last year.

And on tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten million yen and a big fat hen! Ten million yen and a big fat hen! Ten million yen and a big fat hen! A big fat hen!

And on the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me a bling clock tower of London! Big Ben!

And on the twelth day of Christmas, although it may seem straaaange... on the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm going to exchaaaange... twelve drummers stri-drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milkin, seven swans-a-swimmin', six geese a-laying, fiveee golden raaaaangs, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear ''(high pitched)'' treeeeeeeeeee!

''(clicks selfie remote button, doesn't work)'' I might have more...redone holiday hits in the next few days before Christmas of 2015, but that's still to be determined. Donations are still greatly appreciated and I still welcome more orders. Figures and everything, and up until Christmas day donations of one hundred dollars or greater get one additional figure of their choice, though I can't guarantee before Christmas delivery. All donations are greatly d-appreciated, and I-but unfortunately I cannot offer gifts or donations be-less than ten dorrars, but the options are now there on my [[Etsy]] listing. And that's okay because not a lot of people are apparently able to find it. Or at least a few of them are unable to find it. D-it's got a big ol' blue background, double letter's-yellow letters, DONATION!

Thank you, have a good safe day, Merry Christmas.

==External links==
* [https://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping]
{{Music Videos}}

$50 for a video holiday greeting!

2015-12-23T21:32:28Z

Bryanofcourse: First draft.

December 2015

2015-12-20T01:47:26Z

Bryanofcourse: 15 December edit, sentence 3.

{{Ongoing}}

'''December''' is the 12th and final month of '''[[2015]]'''. After such a rollercoaster of a year, one has to wonder if [[Chris]] will go on to cause more chaos. His [[Autism|"Crazy"]] style of video-making has made a glorious return.

[[Image:Ezgif-2776325345.gif|thumb|Mother of God...]]

==Events of December==
* 1 December - On Facebook, Chris unveils new Sonee & Rosey Amiibo for sale on Etsy.
* 2 December - Chris posts an update video on his war against GameStop and the other businesses, [[Doctor Robotnik|determined as usual]] to get his way!
* 4 December - Chris makes a post claiming that, after three days of wearing a custom bra fitted with vibrating eggs, he has created a method of natural breast enlargement.
* 4 December - [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] is terminated. However, an archive of the channels' content has been preserved.
* 6 December - After five days of silence on [[YouTube]], Chris uploads a new video about Oestrogel and vibrating bras and stuff.
* 7 December - Chris posts [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|another video]] where he rages against GameStop's decision to take action on his stupidity.
* 13 December - Chris posts "[[Seasons Greetings]]". In this video, he talks about his two [[cats]], and asks his fanbase for Christmas gifts and money. Notably, Chris is holding Lucy the entire duration of the video.
* 15 December - Chris posts a [[A little song and dance|dance video]] where he dances like he just smoked a ton of cannabis. A few hours later, he posts [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas|''another'' video]] in which he butchers a classic Christmas song. He spends an inordinate amount of time addressing how some numbers vaguely resemble letters of the alphabet.
* 19 December - [[Jimmy Hill]] dies.<ref name=bbcdeath>[http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35141430 Jimmy Hill: Former Match of the Day presenter dies aged 87]. BBC, 19 December 2015</ref>
* 26 December - Boxing Day, and the 1st anniversary of [[26 December 2014|the culmination of the war against the 'Blue-Armed Bandit']].

==References==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}

Jungle bells

2015-12-20T01:39:33Z

Bryanofcourse:

'''Jungle bells''' was a video uploaded on 18th [[December 2015]], in which Chris sings a garbled version of "[[Wikipedia:The 4 Seasons Greetings|Jungle Bells]]", a [[parody]] of "[[Wikipedia:Jingle Bells|Jingle Bells]]" sung by [[Wikipedia:The Four Seasons (band)|The Four Seasons]] in 1962; almost certainly an old record of [[Bob]]'s.

Furthermore, Chris also shows off two new shirts that anonymous people have sent him. Ever the picture of gratitude, he lets everyone know just how much he hates one of them.

==Description==
{{quotebox|"Dashing through the trees, Swinging vine to vine."}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Jungle bells
| video = {{#ev:youtube|e_wIkbkd2JA}}
| stardate = 18 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]]
| next =
}}

==Transcription==

Hellooo! Happy day, happy day, fun day! Very good day so far. Hm. I got the shirt in the mail, whoever bought it. Thank you, this is really nice, I like this. I like this. It's positive. You know, pony, good, like Rain-Boom. Nice. I'll tell you something else, uh, another shirt that came in recently also, alright. ''[holds up a new shirt]'' Princess Celestia. Hm. Yeah. It made me smile, but then. ''[holds up bottom half of the shirt, which reads: Troll Harder]'' I hate Internet memes. Especially def- especially those that have trolls or boys on them. ''[shakes head]'' Are you serious? Mmm. ''[shakes head again with a big frown]'' Anyway, pbbt. ''[drops shirt]'' So, I'll be, uh, definitely drawing that up- drawing that facial expression up later. But right now here's another Christmas tune that somebody can put music to. And uh, good stuff. Alright. ''[holds controller up, then puts it down]'' Oh well.

''[to rhythm of Jingle Bells]'' Dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun.

Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way.

''[akin to Tarzan, holding onto imaginary vine]'' o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oHHHHHHHHHH, fwam! ''[pretends to whack into tree]''

Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way.

''[akin to Tarzan, holding onto imaginary vine]'' o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oHHHHHHHHHH, whafmph! ''[holds out arms]''

Dashing through the trees, fumping vine to vine, o-er the fields we go, laughing all the way.

Bells on bob- er, raindrops on leaves rain, making spirits bright, what fun it is to laugh and sing a SWINGING song tonight!

Oh, jungle bells, Tarzan smells, George of the Jungle!

Swinging through the forest, vine to vine. Watch out for that tree! WHAM!

Jungle bells, Tarzan smells, George of the Jungle!

Swinging through the forest, vine to vine. Watch out for that tree! PHEW!

''[finishes singing and holds up controller again]''

Anyhow, another new song, another new day. Donations still appreciated very much, and continue ordering. I'm doin the best I can to try to get- get- the last- the uh- old- the uh- the oldest orders out before the holiday. Thank you. Have a good day.

''(Selfie remote refuses to work)''

Hm.

{{Music Videos}}

Jungle bells

2015-12-19T23:08:08Z

Bryanofcourse: Desciphered Chris' mumbling.

'''Jungle bells''' was a video uploaded on 18th [[December 2015]], in which Chris sings a garbled version of "[[Wikipedia:The 4 Seasons Greetings|Jungle Bells]]", a [[parody]] of "[[Wikipedia:Jingle Bells|Jingle Bells]]" sung by [[Wikipedia:The Four Seasons (band)|The Four Seasons]] in 1962; almost certainly an old record of [[Bob]]'s.

Furthermore, Chris also shows off several new shirts that anonymous people have sent him. Ever the picture of gratitude, he lets everyone know just how much he hates one of them.

==Description==
{{quotebox|"Dashing through the trees, Swinging vine to vine."}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Jungle bells
| video = {{#ev:youtube|e_wIkbkd2JA}}
| stardate = 18 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]]
| next =
}}

==Transcription==

Hellooo! Happy day, happy day, fun day! Very good day so far. Hm. I got the shirt in the mail, whoever bought it. Thank you, this is really nice, I like this. I like this. It's positive. You know, pony, good, like Rain-Boom. Nice. I'll tell you something else, uh, another shirt that came in recently also, alright. ''[holds up a new shirt]'' Princess Celestia. Hm. Yeah. It made me smile, but then. ''[holds up bottom half of the shirt, which reads: Troll Harder]'' I hate Internet memes. Especially def- especially those that have trolls or boys on them. ''[shakes head]'' Are you serious? Mmm. ''[shakes head again with a big frown]'' Anyway, pbbt. ''[drops shirt]'' So, I'll be, uh, definitely drawing that up- drawing that facial expression up later. But right now here's another Christmas tune that somebody can put music to. And uh, good stuff. Alright. ''[holds controller up, then puts it down]'' Oh well.

''[to rhythm of Jingle Bells]'' Dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun.

Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way.

''[akin to Tarzan, holding onto imaginary vine]'' o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oHHHHHHHHHH, fwam! ''[pretends to whack into tree]''

Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way.

''[akin to Tarzan, holding onto imaginary vine]'' o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oHHHHHHHHHH, whafmph! ''[holds out arms]''

Dashing through the trees, fumping vine to vine, o-er the fields we go, laughing all the way.

Bells on bob- er, raindrops on leaves rain, making spirits bright, what fun it is to laugh and sing a SWINGING song tonight!

Oh, jungle bells, Tarzan smells, George of the Jungle!

Swinging through the forest, vine to vine. Watch out for that tree! WHAM!

Jungle bells, Tarzan smells, George of the Jungle!

Swinging through the forest, vine to vine. Watch out for that tree! PHEW!

''[finishes singing and holds up controller again]''

Anyhow, another new song, another new day. Donations still appreciated very much, and continue ordering. I'm doin the best I can to try to get- get- the last- the uh- old- the uh- the oldest orders out before the holiday. Thank you. Have a good day.

''(Selfie remote refuses to work)''

Hm.

{{Music Videos}}

Gitar of Fail

2015-12-17T03:53:43Z

Bryanofcourse: Deletion of irrelevant information.

[[File:Gitar.jpg|right|thumb|200px|The gitar in the image that won him $400 from [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest|GameStop]] (''Guitar Hero III'' version)]]
[[File:SchuComic10P97.jpg|left|thumb|150px|The Gitar of Fail is seen on Chris's back here.]]
[[File:Gitarr.jpg|thumb|How Chris sees himself]]

The '''Gitars of Fail''' were Chris's custom-painted ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' controllers that made appearances in several videos. They were not mere game controllers, however; Chris liked to pose with the controllers, for example in [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]] as well as several videos.

The Gitars also made many appearances in the comics, for example [[Revive Zordon|when going Jericho on 4-Cent Garbage]], and also on the cover of his mocked-up copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]. He appeared to think [[Chris and reality|that it counts as an actual instrument and gives him the skill to really play a guitar.]]

<div style="text-align:center;">'''Fun Fact: He fails at using the guitar strap.'''</div>

After the [[10 January 2014]] house fire, it's currently unknown if the Gitars of Fail survived the blaze, but it's unlikely.

==Gitars through the ages==
Chris made [[wikipedia:Robert Kotick|Bobby Kotick]] a ''very'' happy man. If the [[October 2010]] [[100 2278|room pictures]] were clear, Chris had ''at least'' 5 Gitars of Fail:

* The ''Guitar Hero 5'' version, which Chris never managed to mod to the extreme.
* The ''Guitar Hero III'' Les Paul version, with [[Sonichu]] paintjob.
* The ''Guitar Hero I/II'' Gibson SG version, turquoise with the [[America]]n flag stripes and tons of stickers.
* A mostly [[black]] one.
* A worn one, making its appearance in [[Victory Rockout]] video in August 2011. Chris got this from a garage sale, bundled with an unspecified game.

It's not clear why Chris would buy more than 1 controller, as the controllers were mostly compatible with newer games and he obviously has no friends to play with. Why he kept collecting ''more'' of them after the ''Guitar Hero'' line had been discontinued is anyone's guess. But then again, common sense has never had much to do with his video game purchasing decisions.

He may have had even more of them, as he sold another ''Guitar Hero III'' Les Paul on [[eBay]] in September 2009. He also had a customized ''Rock Band'' Stratocaster known as "[[Things Chris has ripped off|Meatwad's Shredwud]]" appear in a video he recorded in [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|October 2009]]. Chris hocked this guitar on eBay around the same time, effectively [[Jimmy Hill|selling a product]] identical to another cartoonist's intellectual property.

==Appearances==
*The Gitar appeared in the [[PS3 History Level]] video.
*In [[Power]], the [[Nudes|half-naked]] Chris lifts it above his head in a show of [[I AM STRONG|strength]], before miming playing it, namely by wiggling his fingers and screeching.
*In Chris's [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|music video]] for [[Ivy]], he uses the Gitar extensively to rock out for her. In this video, it appears that Chris has further decorated the Gitar since he [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|first introduced it]] in October 2008.
*It appears again when Chris [[100 2266|cosplays as Grimace.]]
*He occasionally mimes out the main guitar riff in his [[CWC "Boyfriend"|"Boyfriend" video.]]

==Guitar Hero III version==
<center><gallery>
Image:CWCGitarPlaying.jpg|Quietly confident.
Image:CWCGitarPlaying2.jpg|The funny thing is, there are no guitar solos in the song "Holding Out For a Hero"... at all.
Image:CWCShred.jpg|Not even guitar parts, I'm afraid.
</gallery></center>

== Guitar Hero II version ==
<center><gallery>
Image:515-CustomGuitar2.JPG|Closeup of the body. Note how the paint looks like poster paint, since Chris's greasy hands would wipe off watercolor.
Image:516-CustomGuitar3.JPG|Neck of guitar controller. Notice Chris's pic of himself playing guitar is on his guitar on the body AND the fret board. Also, transformation sequence of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].
Image:517-CustomGuitar4.JPG|Head. Notice the Sonichu sticker.
Image:514-CustomGuitar1.JPG|Chris showing it off (to himself, at least).
</gallery></center>

==See also==
* [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]]
* [[Chris and music]]
* [[Guitar Hero]]

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

Pickle

2015-12-17T00:24:52Z

Bryanofcourse:

{{Honest}}
[[Image:Chrisreply3.PNG|center]]

<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image: PickleGIFImage.gif|100px]]</div>

{{quote|[[stress sigh|Sigh]], can we not talk about pickles, please?|[[Chris]] - [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]]}}
[[Image:201-SchuAqua.jpg|thumb|Pickles are Sonichu's greatest enemy. Also, look at how Chris spells [[Wikipedia:Sbarro|Sbarro]].]]

'''Pickle''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for "penis," typically in the context of another man's penis rather than [[Chris]]'s own, which he usually refers to as his "[[duck]]". He and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] (because he's a [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]]) both hate other people's penises due to Chris's intense [[Chris and sex|sexual]] [[homos|insecurity]], to the point that they both literally hate pickled cucumbers.

Chris is easily provoked by fanart suggesting that [[Rosechu]] has a penis, although it is difficult for him to retaliate since that would require him to actually look at the dreaded vegetable. Coincidentally, one of Chris's most notorious enemies is [[the Man in the Pickle Suit]] who has frequently tricked him into, among other things, releasing photos of his own pickle.

Possibly due to troll usage of the term, Chris made fewer references to pickles in [[2009]] and even fewer afterward, though he still occasionally referred to his picklephobia in works such as [[Sonichu Special 1]].

==Pickled cucumbers==
[[File:Tickle His Pickle.jpg|thumb|120px|left|An ideal [[C-Mas]] gift for [[gal-pals]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|of all teenages]].]]
[[Image:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|150px|When you see it you'll [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit bricks]].]]

{{quote|They taste terrible, and they look like dicks; even more disgusting.|Chris, answering a troll's email regarding pickles<ref>[[Mailbag 4#Why Chris hates Pickles]]</ref>}}

Aside from his hatred of metaphorical pickles, it is also well-documented that Chris has a long-standing aversion to the delicious cucumbers pickled in brine, going as far back to some of the earlier material documented in his [[scrapbook]]. Receipts from the [[Ohio trip]] in search of [[Julie]] show that he specifically orders his fast-food hamburgers without pickles. Even the mere image of a pickle bothers him--the picklish ad banners placed on the [[CWCipedia]] in [[November 2009]] provoked an angry response.

Whether this is because pickles remind him, even when sliced and under the bun of a sandwich, of cocks, or whether he simply has an aversion to foods with a strong taste or smell, remains to be seen. Considering his [[Chris and Health#Nutrition|diet]], pickles may simply be too much flavor for a man who has notoriously [[Family Guy|bland]] tastes to handle. [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta:_Semen_Flavor|Then again...]]

==References to pickles==
{{quote|I hate pickles.|[[Chris]] - [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]]}}

[[Image:Rosechupickels.jpg|thumb|left|Rosechu brutally face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] afterward... for throwing a pickle.]]
[[Image:Picklecat.png|thumb|IF I SEE ONE MORE FRICKIN' PICKLE...]]

Chris's virulent hatred of pickles was one of the first weaknesses discovered by [[trolls]], all the way back in the fall of 2007. When the [[4chan]] artist [[Evan]] contacted Chris with a collection of "fan art" drawn by denizens of /v/ — in which, 4chan being 4chan, images of Rosechu with a penis figured prominently — Chris memorably replied "Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' PICKLE!!!!"

Since then, Chris has made a number of references to pickles in his comics and [[YouTube]] videos, partly on his own and partly due to trollish instigation.

*In his [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video, Chris makes several references to pickles, albeit in the context of his enemy, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].
*He also blamed the Pickle Man for his woes in his video of [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|21 October 2008]].
*Towards the end of 2008, when Chris still believed that the #sonichu [[IRC]] channel was home to [[Fanbase|his TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]], the channel was set up at his behest to kick any chatters who used the word "pickle."
*The "slander ray" wielded by the comic-book villain [[Clyde Cash|Cly]] in [[Sonichu Special 1]] resembles a pickle with a gun barrel attached to one end.
*Chris's nemesis, [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], declares "Go and play with your pickle!" before throwing a pickle at [[Rosechu]]. Her response is unwarranted, to say the least.
*In [[IRC_(24_October_2008)|the 24 October 2008 IRC chat]], Chris declares his fondness for "Double Cheeseburgers ... with no dill."
*Sonichu himself has hated pickles since as far back as [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], drawn long before Chris was ever trolled through his fear of pickles. There, our hero was frozen with terror after encountering pickles while dining with Rosechu at "Burger Krunch." The panel where this took place was later re-drawn as the "Sonichu & Aqua Teens" illustration. Chris would later on reveal that Sonichu has a literally paralyzing allergy to pickles.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Sonichu's kryptonite]]</ref>
{{clear}}

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
[[Image:164889-ogorki.jpg|thumb|Picklechu]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[China]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
*[[Mass debating]]
*[[Masturbating and squirtin']]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

A little song and dance

2015-12-16T02:31:31Z

Bryanofcourse:

'''A little song and dance''' is a bizarre video of Chris showing off his masterful choreography skills by dancing "seductively" to ''Sensual Seduction'' by Snoop Dogg. It was uploaded December 15, 2015. In the video, Chris never speaks, but can be seen shaking his chest in front of the camera, bending over backwards, and generally displaying his complete ineptitude at dancing and/or being self aware. His facial expression, while undoubtedly intended to be sexy and seductive, looks more like Chris has just smelled something foul.

The audience is treated to a stunning view of Chris' [[Obesity|fupa]] and plumber's crack. At several moments throughout the video it is made clear that Chris is making it up entirely on the spot– it's no surprise to see that once again Chris has [[Chris and reality|no idea what he's doing.]]

Chris' motivations for creating this video are unknown.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = A little song and dance
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GevY7tLRvcY}}
| stardate = 15 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Turquoise Tank
| previous = [[Seasons Greetings]]
| next = [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]]
}}

==Transcription==

0:00-0:10– Music fades in. Chris begins to shimmy, and approaches too close to the camera to where only his chest is visible.

0:11-0:20– Chris jiggles his "breasts" in front of the camera and backs away from the camera, trying to shimmy in the same fashion as before, but simply cannot.

0:21-0:30– Chris spins around once causing his tank top to rise. He then proceeds to shake his ass in our direction.

0:31-0:40– Again, too close to the camera, Chris spins twice before treating us to more boob jiggles.

0:41-1:00– Arm waves preceded and followed by hip gyrations in a counter-clockwise motion.

1:01- 1:15– Chris appears to have changed his mind on the last turn, stands awkwardly for a moment, and then turns again, this time violently shaking his ass.

1:16-1:25– Chris lifts his arms up to the air and bends over backwards, causing us to worry that he might fall. Then he turns and bows toward us.

1:26-1:40– Another shimmy. Chris fixes his headband, and then starts shimmying closer for yet another boob jiggle. When will it end?

1:41-1:50– Backing up and bowing toward the camera again, Chris tries again at the arm waves followed by shimmies.

1:51-2:00– Chris is now a belly dancer.

2:01-2:09– Chris concludes with shimmies and then attempts to turn off his camera with the remote. It doesn't work, and he approaches the camera to turn it off manually.''

A little song and dance

2015-12-16T01:36:05Z

Bryanofcourse:

'''A little song and dance''' is a bizarre video of Chris showing off his masterful choreography skills by dancing "seductively" to ''Sensual Seduction'' by Snoop Dogg. It was uploaded December 15, 2015. In the video, Chris never speaks, but can be seen shaking his chest in front of the camera, bending over backwards, and generally displaying his complete ineptitude at dancing and/or being self aware. His facial expression, while undoubtedly intended to be sexy and seductive, looks more like Chris has just smelled something foul.

The audience is treated to a stunning view of Chris' [[Obesity|fupa]] and plumber's crack. At several moments throughout the video it is made clear that Chris is making it up entirely on the spot - It's no surprise to see that once again Chris has [[Chris and reality|no idea what he's doing.]]

Chris' motivations for creating this video are unknown.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = A little song and dance
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GevY7tLRvcY}}
| stardate = 15 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Turquoise Tank
| previous = [[Seasons Greetings]]
| next = [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]]
}}

==Transcription==

0:00-0:10– Music fades in. Chris begins to shimmy, and approaches too close to the camera to where only his chest is visible.

0:11-0:20– Chris jiggles his "breasts" in front of the camera and backs away from the camera, trying to shimmy in the same fashion as before, but simply cannot.

0:21-0:30– Chris spins around once causing his tank top to rise. He then proceeds to shake his ass in our direction.

0:31-0:40– Again, too close to the camera, Chris spins twice before treating us to more boob jiggles.

0:41-1:00– Arm waves preceded and followed by hip gyrations in a counter-clockwise motion.

1:01- 1:15– Chris appears to have changed his mind on the last turn, stands awkwardly for a moment, and then turns again, this time violently shaking his ass.

1:16-1:25– Chris lifts his arms up to the air and bends over backwards, causing us to worry that he might fall. Then he turns and bows toward us.

1:26-1:40– Another shimmy. Chris fixes his headband, and then starts shimmying closer for yet another boob jiggle. When will it end?

1:41-1:50– Backing up and bowing toward the camera again, Chris tries again at the arm waves followed by shimmies.

1:51-2:00– Chris is now a belly dancer.

2:01-2:09– Chris concludes with shimmies and then attempts to turn off his camera with the remote. It doesn't work, and he approaches the camera to turn it off manually.''

A little song and dance

2015-12-16T01:34:08Z

Bryanofcourse:

'''A little song and dance''' is a bizarre video of Chris dancing "seductively" to ''Sensual Seduction'' by Snoop Dogg. It was uploaded December 15, 2015. In the video, Chris never speaks, but can be seen shaking his chest in front of the camera, bending over backwards, and generally displaying his complete ineptitude at dancing and/or being self aware. His facial expression, while undoubtedly intended to be sexy and seductive, looks more like Chris has just smelled something foul.

The audience is treated to a stunning view of Chris' [[Obesity|fupa]] and plumber's crack. At several moments throughout the video it is made clear that Chris is making it up entirely on the spot - It's no surprise to see that once again Chris has [[Chris and reality|no idea what he's doing.]]

Chris' motivations for creating this video are unknown.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = A little song and dance
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GevY7tLRvcY}}
| stardate = 15 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Turquoise Tank
| previous = [[Seasons Greetings]]
| next = [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]]
}}

==Transcription==

0:00-0:10– Music fades in. Chris begins to shimmy, and approaches too close to the camera to where only his chest is visible.

0:11-0:20– Chris jiggles his "breasts" in front of the camera and backs away from the camera, trying to shimmy in the same fashion as before, but simply cannot.

0:21-0:30– Chris spins around once causing his tank top to rise. He then proceeds to shake his ass in our direction.

0:31-0:40– Again, too close to the camera, Chris spins twice before treating us to more boob jiggles.

0:41-1:00– Arm waves preceded and followed by hip gyrations in a counter-clockwise motion.

1:01- 1:15– Chris appears to have changed his mind on the last turn, stands awkwardly for a moment, and then turns again, this time violently shaking his ass.

1:16-1:25– Chris lifts his arms up to the air and bends over backwards, causing us to worry that he might fall. Then he turns and bows toward us.

1:26-1:40– Another shimmy. Chris fixes his headband, and then starts shimmying closer for yet another boob jiggle. When will it end?

1:41-1:50– Backing up and bowing toward the camera again, Chris tries again at the arm waves followed by shimmies.

1:51-2:00– Chris is now a belly dancer.

2:01-2:09– Chris concludes with shimmies and then attempts to turn off his camera with the remote. It doesn't work, and he approaches the camera to turn it off manually.''

A little song and dance

2015-12-16T00:56:53Z

Bryanofcourse:

A little song and dance

2015-12-15T22:12:50Z

Bryanofcourse:

A little song and dance

2015-12-15T22:12:12Z

Bryanofcourse: /* Video */

A little song and dance

2015-12-15T22:09:48Z

Bryanofcourse:

A little song and dance

2015-12-15T22:05:17Z

Bryanofcourse:

A little song and dance

2015-12-15T22:05:01Z

Bryanofcourse: /* Video */

A little song and dance

2015-12-15T22:01:10Z

Bryanofcourse:

A little song and dance

2015-12-15T21:54:38Z

Bryanofcourse: '''A little song and dance''' is a bizarre video of Chris dancing "seductively" to ''Sensual Seduction'' by Snoop Dogg.