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2010-11-11T22:42:51Z

Bystander:

Why is this not on CWCipedia?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:20, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
*I dunno. I found it on /CWC/ ages ago and Have no idea who made it. I just remembered it was on my hard drive today.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:28, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
**That would be me, I made that pic when I read the Chicago Seven Trial, I felt isnpired by the eerie parallels. Nice to finally see it here. --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 14:42, 11 November 2010 (PST)

Jackie Chat 8

2010-11-06T03:56:00Z

Bystander:

oct 14

1. CWC 7:22 pm
2. Hey, Sweetheart.
3. Jacklyn Romy 7:22 pm
4. hi!
5. CWC 7:23 pm
6. how are you?
7. Jacklyn Romy 7:23 pm
8. i'm ok
9. you?
10. CWC 7:24 pm
11. I got a headache right now. I had to boot up the PC again, and I counted the number of times I had to turn on then turn off; 170. Then shortly after getting onto the desktop, it froze up, and then add 3 more. *groan*
12. Jacklyn Romy 7:24 pm
13. today?
14. or total?
15. CWC 7:25 pm
16. I need a NEW computer.
17. today
18. Jacklyn Romy 7:25 pm
19. i agree
20. Jacklyn Romy 7:25 pm
21. have you found one you like
22. CWC 7:25 pm
23. not to go for a replacement motherboard, but save up for a laptop.
24. Jacklyn Romy 7:26 pm
25. yeah, a replacement motherboard wouldnt be a good idea
26. CWC 7:26 pm
27. no I haven't found one yet.
28. Jacklyn Romy 7:26 pm
29. it'd be like putting a bandaid on a gunshot wound
30. only delay the inevitable
31. CWC 7:26 pm
32. yeah.
33. brb
34. Jacklyn Romy 7:26 pm
35. hello?
36. Jacklyn Romy 7:27 pm
37. chris? are you there?
38. anyway, i'm sure you can find a basic computer for cheap at best buy or whatever
39. CWC 7:27 pm
40. o
41. , i'm back
42. Jacklyn Romy 7:27 pm
43. ah
44. or even better, you could probably get new parts and build your own new computer.
45. probably be even cheaper
46. like, i'm sure you can keep the monitor you curerntly have. monitors are expensive
47. CWC 7:28 pm
48. yeah, but I'll wait until I have like 3 to 500 saved up, or when my family can afford that much, before I go looking around.
49. Jacklyn Romy 7:28 pm
50. does your family use the computer?
51. CWC 7:28 pm
52. All I would really need is a new tower.
53. this one is the only usable PC in this house at the moment.
54. Jacklyn Romy 7:28 pm
55. no, you probably don't need that much
56. what do your mom and dad use it for?
57. CWC 7:29 pm
58. actually, they don't use it; it's mainly me who uses this computer.
59. Jacklyn Romy 7:29 pm
60. oh.
61. well it should probably be you who buys a new one then, right?
62. if they dont use it, they dont need to put money into a new one
63. CWC 7:30 pm
64. my father used to go online with one of our past PCs, but then mom bought a lot of stuff from Goodwill and such and blocked that computer from him.
65. But I still do a thing or two for them online, like make an order, or check something for them.
66. Jacklyn Romy 7:30 pm
67. what do you mean blocked?
68. CWC 7:31 pm
69. put all of the stuff in the way of the small walkway to that computer, essentially blocking anyone from getting to it.
70. Jacklyn Romy 7:31 pm
71. so wait...
72. CWC 7:31 pm
73. I've told you about her hoarding habit.
74. Jacklyn Romy 7:31 pm
75. there is a perfectly functional computer
76. and the only problem is that it is physically blocked by stuff.
77. CWC 7:32 pm
78. yes
79. Jacklyn Romy 7:32 pm
80. and you'd rather spend hundreds of dollars on a new computer than spend a few minutes digging it out
81. no wonder you couldn't do a single pull-up
82. CWC 7:32 pm
83. even if I could get to it, it is older than this one.
84. Jacklyn Romy 7:32 pm
85. but it works
86. right?
87. CWC 7:32 pm
88. I will attempt to dig it out, or get to it later and see if it does still work.
89. Jacklyn Romy 7:32 pm
90. its age doesnt really matter if it works.
91. why didnt you think to do this in the first place?
92. CWC 7:33 pm
93. it did have a few kinks last time we checked it.
94. I'm asking myself that same question.
95. Jacklyn Romy 7:33 pm
96. what other stuff do you have buried in your house under all the junk that you don't bother to look up?
97. Jacklyn Romy 7:33 pm
98. maybe there was another PS3 buried in there too, so you wouldnt have to go buy a new one after you destroyed the first one
99. CWC 7:34 pm
100. NO, there was ONLY ONE PS3 in this house.
101. I am the ONLY gamer in this house.
102. Jacklyn Romy 7:34 pm
103. well i suppose you would have an accurate tally when it comes to video games
104. CWC 7:34 pm
105. yes
106. and toys
107. and most of my lego bricks and pieces.
108. Jacklyn Romy 7:35 pm
109. ...
110. still, i can't believe you've been putting all this effort and stress into dealing with an unfixable computer when there is a perfectly functional replacement, and literally the only obstacle to using it is you dont feel like moving a few bits of heavy junk.
111. CWC 7:35 pm
112. No, I just did not think of it until now.
113. Jacklyn Romy 7:35 pm
114. i am not impressed
115. CWC 7:36 pm
116. And I will move that junk out of the way and get to that computer.
117. I will do it tomorrow.
118. Jacklyn Romy 7:36 pm
119. you'd rather drop hundreds of dollars to fix a problem, then expend a few minutes worth of physical labor. dropping money is nothing to you compared to not exerting effort
120. CWC 7:36 pm
121. NO, NO, NO.
122. Jacklyn Romy 7:36 pm
123. that is the reason why I have been questioning you on your SSI
124. CWC 7:37 pm
125. I can and I will work to get to that computer.
126. Jacklyn Romy 7:37 pm
127. ooh@
128. !
129. i know
130. CWC 7:37 pm
131. Seriously, I just did not think of it.
132. CWC 7:37 pm
133. before
134. Jacklyn Romy 7:37 pm
135. you should make one of your videos for me to be this
136. videotape yourself moving the junk and getting the PC out
137. CWC 7:38 pm
138. I can record segments; I can't just leave the camera on for soo long.
139. I'll have that video for you this weekend.
140. Jacklyn Romy 7:38 pm
141. :-D
142. CWC 7:39 pm
143. I'm feeling recovered now.
144. let me go to another topic.
145. Jacklyn Romy 7:39 pm
146. oh?
147. CWC 7:40 pm
148. You want me to pretend I'm talking with Lars, and mocking him with you. I feel I need a rehearsal with you to help me better perform.
149. Jacklyn Romy 7:40 pm
150. ooh
151. ok
152. CWC 7:40 pm
153. thank you.
154. I guess I'll start.
155. Jacklyn Romy 7:41 pm
156. please do
157. CWC 7:41 pm
158. Hello, Lars.
159. Jacklyn Romy 7:41 pm
160. wait
161. i'm confused
162. CWC 7:41 pm
163. you're Lars in this role-play.
164. CWC 7:42 pm
165. you know him better than I do, so you can portray how he would react better.
166. Jacklyn Romy 7:42 pm
167. no
168. CWC 7:42 pm
169. it would give me a better idea.
170. Jacklyn Romy 7:42 pm
171. the video isnt supposed to be you pretending to talk to lars
172. its just a rebuttal to lardes
173. whoops, lars
174. CWC 7:42 pm
175. just a mockery.
176. Jacklyn Romy 7:43 pm
177. well
178. no
179. he said you were gay, in his email to me
180. so i want you to respond to that
181. explain how and why you are straight.
182. see what i mean?
183. CWC 7:44 pm
184. I understand.
185. Jacklyn Romy 7:44 pm
186. so you are responding to Lars, but not pretending to have a chat with him
187. ok. good we cleared that up
188. CWC 7:44 pm
189. but you also wanted me to dress up a bit like him; I do have a bandana, and I have a cap.
190. Jacklyn Romy 7:44 pm
191. yup!
192. did you get the kahlua?
193. CWC 7:45 pm
194. I've seen enough black people on television to portray a parody of the current young black dude.
195. no, I could not afford the alcohol this time; I'll do something drunk for you in a future video.
196. Jacklyn Romy 7:45 pm
197. ??
198. its only like $15.
199. you couldnt swing tath?
200. *that
201. CWC 7:46 pm
202. not right now. Besides, I'm saving for the new computer; I'd rather keep my money in the bank.
203. Jacklyn Romy 7:46 pm
204. no
205. wait
206. CWC 7:46 pm
207. I didn't have enough cash for this time.
208. Jacklyn Romy 7:46 pm
209. you said you would dig up the old computer.
210. CWC 7:46 pm
211. and I will
212. Jacklyn Romy 7:46 pm
213. you dont need to save for the new computer now
214. CWC 7:47 pm
215. good point. But there is a chance that the computer may not work.
216. Jacklyn Romy 7:47 pm
217. how much do you have in savings right now?
218. CWC 7:48 pm
219. I don't have a savings account right now; I had one at my old bank, but because I had little in it, it was costing me to keep it. And I recently changed banks.
220. Jacklyn Romy 7:48 pm
221. you dont have a bank account at all?
222. CWC 7:48 pm
223. I will open up a savings account at the new bank I am accounted with next month.
224. No, I have a bank account.
225. Jacklyn Romy 7:48 pm
226. what kind of account, if not a savings?
227. CWC 7:49 pm
228. checking.
229. Jacklyn Romy 7:49 pm
230. why do you need a checking account if you dont have enough money to even put in an account? i'm confused
231. CWC 7:49 pm
232. I started the NEW bank account a few months ago.
233. Jacklyn Romy 7:49 pm
234. that doesnt answer my question
235. why do you have a checking account if you dont have enough money for one?
236. CWC 7:50 pm
237. I have money in my checking account now, and I need it to keep the income I get from my current SSI and my future Job.
238. Jacklyn Romy 7:50 pm
239. what do you need it for?
240. Jacklyn Romy 7:50 pm
241. i mean, its good to save money, but thats why you should have a savings account
242. why is it in checking?
243. CWC 7:51 pm
244. Let me restart the explination...
245. Jacklyn Romy 7:51 pm
246. ok
247. CWC 7:51 pm
248. I had a Checking AND a Savings at my Previous Bank...
249. The Savings was LOW, and it was costing me monthly to have it, so THAT was closed.
250. Then after the Troll Attacks, my father and I decided to change my bank.
251. so we closed the account at the old bank, and opened a Checking account at the New Bank.
252. CWC 7:53 pm
253. I have not created a Savings Account for the New Bank yet.
254. Jacklyn Romy 7:53 pm
255. ok, i follow that so far.
256. but i don't get why you didn't start a savings account at the new bank first, and THEN a checking account
257. CWC 7:54 pm
258. Well, I give a big chunk of my SSI to my father for rent and essentials, and I spend from my bank sometimes; one doesn't spend from their Savings Account, do they?
259. And there is NOT a debit card associated normally with a Savings Account.
260. CWC 7:55 pm
261. at least as far as I understand.
262. Jacklyn Romy 7:55 pm
263. ok, so let me see if i get it so far.
264. how much do you get a month from SSI? like $820?
265. CWC 7:55 pm
266. actually, 810
267. Jacklyn Romy 7:55 pm
268. okay, 810
269. and how much do you pay to your dad to overcome the debts you owe him?
270. CWC 7:56 pm
271. I give my father 580 a month; possibly more for a small expense that came about the past month.
272. Jacklyn Romy 7:56 pm
273. only that much? I thought you were giving him more
274. CWC 7:57 pm
275. My father gave me a good figure to go with his budget plans for paying off my debts; he has it on his own paper and in his head.
276. And he takes into account leaving me some for my wants or needs.
277. Jacklyn Romy 7:57 pm
278. so that means you have 230 a month.
279. CWC 7:58 pm
280. yes
281. Jacklyn Romy 7:58 pm
282. when do you get your SSI payment each month?
283. CWC 7:58 pm
284. Confidentially; on day 3 of each month; unless it falls on a weekend or holiday.
285. then I get it the Friday before.
286. Jacklyn Romy 7:59 pm
287. so you got your latest SSI payment 10 days ago.
288. CWC 7:59 pm
289. or the day before, if holiday.
290. CWC 7:59 pm
291. a bit more than that.
292. Jacklyn Romy 7:59 pm
293. and yet you dont have enough now to buy a $15 bottle of kahlua?
294. CWC 8:00 pm
295. I currently have about 25 in my account; I don't want to take out from my account to take it below ten.
296. Jacklyn Romy 8:00 pm
297. why not?
298. CWC 8:02 pm
299. I may have something come up surprisingly within the rest of this month, and if I don't have at least 20 to take care of that, I would be in trouble on another surprise later.
300. Jacklyn Romy 8:02 pm
301. what kind of surprise could come up?
302. CWC 8:02 pm
303. an Emergency
304. Jacklyn Romy 8:02 pm
305. you dont have to worry about food or housing
306. and what emergency could be so bad that you need to save money for it, but not bad enough that you dont need more than $25
307. CWC 8:03 pm
308. like a Tire Repair for example.
309. I had a flat while my parents were on a vacation a while back; I needed 20 then for the tire repair.
310. Jacklyn Romy 8:03 pm
311. okay, so beyond that. you started at $230 ten days ago, and now you're at $25.
312. how did you spend $205 in the past ten days
313. CWC 8:05 pm
314. I spent 50 on gaming, 30 on a video, treated my family for good dinner a few times, totaled to 70, and the rest went into food for myself.
315. Jacklyn Romy 8:05 pm
316. $80 on games. got it
317. thought you were combating your addiction, but i guess not
318. where did you go when you had those good dinners?
319. CWC 8:06 pm
320. 50 on Games; I spent 30 on the Cleveland Show season.
321. Jacklyn Romy 8:06 pm
322. $80 on more shit to use your PS3 with, at any rate
323. CWC 8:06 pm
324. We went to El Agave for one, I treated them to iHop twice.
325. I spent the majority on the essentials.
326. Jacklyn Romy 8:07 pm
327. let me ask you this. do you think its a good idea to be going out to eat fancy dinners when you dont have enough money to put into a savings account?
328. CWC 8:07 pm
329. I realize that, but my family was counting on me here.
330. I have talked with them about this, and I am going to open a savings account next month, and not take them out so much.
331. they're cool
332. Jacklyn Romy 8:08 pm
333. that doesnt make sense. your dad is the one who has been trying to curb your spending and control your money for months. why would he make you spend what little you have on fancy dinners
334. CWC 8:08 pm
335. He just did.
336. Jacklyn Romy 8:08 pm
337. i still don't like that you dropped $80 on video games, yet you still tell me all the time that you are over your addiction
338. CWC 8:09 pm
339. I can understand the concern, and I have admitted to my addiction.
340. Jacklyn Romy 8:09 pm
341. what does the admission matter when you dont bother to do anything about it?
342. CWC 8:10 pm
343. I am sorry, but you asked me where my money went , and I told you.
344. Jacklyn Romy 8:10 pm
345. yes, you did, and that is good.
346. CWC 8:10 pm
347. I am spending LESS on the games.
348. Jacklyn Romy 8:10 pm
349. but i am no longer impressed that you admit to it.
350. Less? it should be none
351. you have hundreds of games on your PS3.
352. CWC 8:10 pm
353. point taken.
354. Jacklyn Romy 8:10 pm
355. point taken... but you still wont do anything
356. you'll probably spend $80 more on video games next month, too
357. CWC 8:11 pm
358. I am spending less on the games, and soon I will be spending NONE on them.
359. Jacklyn Romy 8:11 pm
360. when is "soon"?
361. CWC 8:11 pm
362. NO, I am dedicating my funds to you next month.
363. Jacklyn Romy 8:11 pm
364. why soon, why not now?
365. well, to be fair, you cant spend any more on video games right now i guess, since you dont even have any money for the next three weeks
366. CWC 8:11 pm
367. Very much NOW, since I have little in the bank.
368. Jacklyn Romy 8:12 pm
369. you have little in the bank because you already spent it all on games.
370. CWC 8:12 pm
371. NO, I did not spend it all on games; I spent most of it on food.
372. Jacklyn Romy 8:13 pm
373. you spent most of it on restaurants. thats not the same as spending it on food
374. and now i cant have the webcam video i want tonight, because you didnt save even enough money for one little bottle of kahlua.
375. CWC 8:14 pm
376. the main point of the video is responding to Lars and mocking him; I can pretend to be drunk.
377. Jacklyn Romy 8:14 pm
378. no.
379. i want real, not pretend.
380. hold off on that video until you can get some kahlua. do another one instead tonight
381. CWC 8:14 pm
382. I am sorry for not scoring some alcohol today.
383. Jacklyn Romy 8:15 pm
384. let me ask: you say you spent $80 on PS3 stuff, $70 on restaurants. that left $80 still
385. you spent $80 on just plain groceries in ten days?
386. or rather, $55 i guess, if you still have $25
387. CWC 8:15 pm
388. yes
389. half went into groceries, and half went into restaurant trips for me alone.
390. Jacklyn Romy 8:16 pm
391. restaurant trips?
392. like fast food?
393. CWC 8:16 pm
394. yes.
395. Jacklyn Romy 8:16 pm
396. how are you going to feed yourself for the rest of the month if you cant spend any more money?
397. CWC 8:16 pm
398. I have food here at home; I will be okay.
399. Jacklyn Romy 8:17 pm
400. your parents food?
401. CWC 8:17 pm
402. no, my own food.
403. Jacklyn Romy 8:17 pm
404. what do you buy at the grocery store?
405. CWC 8:17 pm
406. mostly frozen dinners, lean cuisine variety.
407. Jacklyn Romy 8:17 pm
408. ??
409. those are just as expensive as fast food, if not more so
410. and even less healthy than fast food
411. CWC 8:18 pm
412. I did not know that.
413. Jacklyn Romy 8:18 pm
414. how could you not know that
415. CWC 8:19 pm
416. I was not informed on the nutritional contents of fast food versus frozen
417. Jacklyn Romy 8:19 pm
418. yes you were. its right on the side of the box
419. and i'm pretty sure samantha has told you this before.
420. CWC 8:20 pm
421. She has mentioned the fast food dangers.
422. Jacklyn Romy 8:20 pm
423. the FROZEN DINNER dangers
424. thats what she's mentioned
425. she's told me, so dont pretend like she hasnt.
426. CWC 8:20 pm
427. she has told me about that as well.
428. Jacklyn Romy 8:20 pm
429. oh, so i guess you did know that after all.
430. so you just lied to me
431. CWC 8:21 pm
432. NO, there were some information I did not know about.
433. Jacklyn Romy 8:21 pm
434. NO.
435. stop
436. i asked if you knew tv dinners are as unhealthy as fast food, and you said "i did not know that".
437. then i told you samantha said she informed you, and you admitted you did know it
438. that is what we are talking about.
439. are you trying to warp my mind with your logic?
440. CWC 8:22 pm
441. no.
442. I didn't remember what she told me, and when you mentioned her, I was reminded.
443. Jacklyn Romy 8:23 pm
444. so i guess you werent listening to her very intently if you just forgot everything she said and kept buying tv dinners like you never had a conversation with her in the first place?
445. CWC 8:23 pm
446. woah.
447. I do listen to her intently and fully. Memory is a fickle thing.
448. Jacklyn Romy 8:24 pm
449. funny how you always seem to "forget" the things that require you to change or take effort.
450. but anyway
451. CWC 8:25 pm
452. I'm sorry.
453. Jacklyn Romy 8:25 pm
454. so tv dinners are like $5 apiece, right?
455. so how many do you have? can't be more than half a dozen or so
456. that's going to sustain you for the rest of the month?
457. CWC 8:26 pm
458. actually, I have a dozen dinners now, and some leftovers.
459. Jacklyn Romy 8:26 pm
460. so its the 13th today, and you'll probably be paid on the 3rd of November. that's 21 days
461. so you're going to go awfully hungry.
462. CWC 8:26 pm
463. Plus, my parents do take care of themselves, and they share.
464. Jacklyn Romy 8:27 pm
465. so you blow the bulk of your money on fast food and video games, and then your parents have to feed you the rest of the month.
466. CWC 8:27 pm
467. no.
468. Jacklyn Romy 8:27 pm
469. i'm sorry, i'm just angry because i can't have my lars webcam video tonight because of your spending habits, and because you dont even try to curb any of it
470. CWC 8:29 pm
471. I can understand your concern, and I am sorry for not getting the beverage, but alcohol is not required to make a video where I mock Lars, respond to his accusation of me, and putting on a bandana, a cap, and pulling my pants down to expose my briefs.
472. Jacklyn Romy 8:29 pm
473. ...
474. no
475. the kahlua is required.
476. otherwise the spirit of the video won't be accurate.
477. i still want the video, but i will wait until you can do it properly
478. CWC 8:30 pm
479. I will get the kahlua tomorrow.
480. Jacklyn Romy 8:30 pm
481. ok. thank you.
482. shall we move on to a more pleasant topic?
483. CWC 8:31 pm
484. You are of utmost importance to me, Jackie.
485. CWC 8:31 pm
486. I Love You.
487. Jacklyn Romy 8:31 pm
488. ooh!
489. i have an idea for tonight's video.
490. something simple
491. CWC 8:31 pm
492. okay
493. Jacklyn Romy 8:32 pm
494. do you have a scale somewhere? like a bathroom scale or something?
495. CWC 8:32 pm
496. I think so.
497. Jacklyn Romy 8:32 pm
498. i'd love to see a video of you standing on the scale, and then pointing the camera down at the scale to show that you're only 210 lbs.
499. prove to those stupid trolls that you arent fat like they say.
500. CWC 8:34 pm
501. that's cool. but I told you I learned I was 210 last time I checked at the doctor's office on their scale. But hopefully I'll still be 210.
502. I misspoke on the pull-ups; I don't want to misspeak again.
503. Jacklyn Romy 8:34 pm
504. well, i'm sure it will be fine.
505. CWC 8:35 pm
506. we'll see.
507. I'll step on a scale tonight and record it.
508. Jacklyn Romy 8:35 pm
509. :-)
510. CWC 8:36 pm
511. I'm shooked up a bit from the discussion; I'll recover, but my mind is a blank at the moment. what else is going on with you?
512. Jacklyn Romy 8:36 pm
513. <3
514. CWC 8:37 pm
515. I mean, like something you do during your day aside from homework. or, how's the article we talked about coming?
516. Jacklyn Romy 8:38 pm
517. play a lot of xbox when i get time
518. CWC 8:38 pm
519. what games do you play?
520. Jacklyn Romy 8:38 pm
521. I play the harry potter series
522. a lot
523. i like harry potter.
524. CWC 8:39 pm
525. that's cool.
526. have you tried Lego Harry Potter?
527. Jacklyn Romy 8:39 pm
528. no, i dont really like those lego games.
529. seem like they're just made to be cash cows
530. CWC 8:39 pm
531. I see.
532. Jacklyn Romy 8:39 pm
533. no substance
534. CWC 8:40 pm
535. I can understand that.
536. Jacklyn Romy 8:40 pm
537. i know you dont care for harry potter though, right? because you said they stole something from pokemon?
538. Jacklyn Romy 8:40 pm
539. i was never into pokemon, but i couldnt figure out what you meant. like did they parody it or something?
540. CWC 8:40 pm
541. yeah, but that's all water under the bridge now.
542. essentially, it was stealing the popularity, or the limelight from Pokemon (or something like that).
543. something stupid. LOL
544. Jacklyn Romy 8:41 pm
545. yeah, that is silly. they dont even have the same target audiences
546. besides, if you like pokemon, it doesnt matter if other people dont, right?
547. CWC 8:41 pm
548. what do you like most about Harry Potter?
549. I agree.
550. Jacklyn Romy 8:42 pm
551. i guess i like j.k. rowling's inclusiveness
552. CWC 8:42 pm
553. interesting.
554. Jacklyn Romy 8:42 pm
555. she had prominent gay characters like dumbledore, but it was never obvious that he was. as a character he wasnt defined by his sexuality like gay characters in tv and movies so often are
556. CWC 8:43 pm
557. huh. do you like Dumbledore?
558. Jacklyn Romy 8:43 pm
559. yes
560. he's a hero and a great leader.
561. CWC 8:44 pm
562. that's neat. what details lead you to the "prominent gay" aspect of him?
563. Jacklyn Romy 8:44 pm
564. there arent any details in the book actually. rowling revealed in an interview he's gay
565. CWC 8:45 pm
566. oh.
567. Jacklyn Romy 8:45 pm
568. so knowing that, it goes to show how he overcame homophobia and hatred that so many gay people endure to become such a great leader. it makes you respect him more
569. CWC 8:46 pm
570. I see.
571. "inclusivenss"; to my understanding means to include most any person type or thing; what else in the stories are examples of the inclusiveness?
572. Jacklyn Romy 8:48 pm
573. nevile longbottom has aspergers. he has very low self-esteem for much of the books, but he eventually realizes what a talented and capable individual he is and reaches his full potential
574. CWC 8:49 pm
575. now that I can relate to more. I have had moments of low self-esteem a lot, because aside from my autism and my social phobias, I sometimes feel mentally slow.
576. Jacklyn Romy 8:49 pm
577. so you can compare yourself to neville's autism
578. maybe you should read the books! you might get something out of them
579. CWC 8:50 pm
580. indeed.
581. Jacklyn Romy 8:50 pm
582. quite
583. CWC 8:50 pm
584. Does magic turn you on as well?
585. Jacklyn Romy 8:50 pm
586. as well?
587. i didnt say harry potter turned me on
588. CWC 8:50 pm
589. I mean, do you like the magic that went on in the stories.
590. Jacklyn Romy 8:51 pm
591. hey!
592. maybe you should dress up as harry potter for a video!
593. do you have like a dark robe or something you can wear?
594. CWC 8:51 pm
595. I can wear my graduation gown.
596. Jacklyn Romy 8:51 pm
597. :-D :-D :-D
598. CWC 8:51 pm
599. it's a dark blue.
600. Jacklyn Romy 8:51 pm
601. i'd really love if you could do that tonight instead of the scale video
602. thats ok, dark blue is just right
603. Jacklyn Romy 8:52 pm
604. you'll have to draw a lightning bolt scar on your forehead too, but thats simple.
605. CWC 8:53 pm
606. perhaps, I can pretend to cast a spell on those who watch it, something like every time you have an ill thought of someone else, or make a rude comment or judgement, they shall have a pain in the leg.
607. Jacklyn Romy 8:53 pm
608. and make sure you talk in a british accent like harry potter
609. CWC 8:53 pm
610. I can definitely do a british accent.
611. Jacklyn Romy 8:54 pm
612. ooh! pretend to cast a spell on trolls. make something up of your own for me.
613. CWC 8:54 pm
614. yes
615. Jacklyn Romy 8:54 pm
616. describe what it does in detail, and then cast it.
617. CWC 8:54 pm
618. I think I just did.
619. Jacklyn Romy 8:54 pm
620. and make up like a latin-sounding name for it, since all the harry potter spells have kind of latin names
621. dont tell me! i want to be surprised
622. CWC 8:54 pm
623. how about pig-latin?
624. Jacklyn Romy 8:54 pm
625. pig latin works too!
626. CWC 8:54 pm
627. okay.
628. Jacklyn Romy 8:55 pm
629. oh, and lastly, when you upload the video, title it "i put on my robe and wizard hat".
630. CWC 8:55 pm
631. except, I won't have a hat.
632. Jacklyn Romy 8:55 pm
633. when i was a kid, me and my friends would pretend to be harry potter, and my girlfriend always said that when we were about to have a "duel". it will make her laugh
634. well thats ok. just title the video that
635. CWC 8:56 pm
636. Harry Potter, to me, came around during my Teenage years; was he around Longer than that?
637. Jacklyn Romy 8:56 pm
638. or you could make the hat out of construction paper! just wrap some black paper in a cone shape
639. it started back in the late 90s, thats about right
640. CWC 8:56 pm
641. and you're 22 now?
642. Jacklyn Romy 8:56 pm
643. yes, thats right
644. CWC 8:56 pm
645. let me calculate...
646. Jacklyn Romy 8:57 pm
647. dont try that on the road
648. CWC 8:57 pm
649. yes, I think you would have been around ten at that time.
650. Jacklyn Romy 8:57 pm
651. yeah, about that i think
652. CWC 8:58 pm
653. cool.
654. Jacklyn Romy 8:58 pm
655. yay! i cant wait for my harry potter video!!!
656. CWC 8:58 pm
657. I will get to that tonight then. :) h
658. Jacklyn Romy 8:58 pm
659. :-D
660. ooh, what will you use for your wand?
661. CWC 8:59 pm
662. I guess I can use my PSMove controller.
663. or my WiiMote
664. Jacklyn Romy 8:59 pm
665. the psmove controller works
666. CWC 8:59 pm
667. okay.
668. I'll let you go for now, and I'll TTYL.
669. and I'll upload the video later tonight.
670. Jacklyn Romy 8:59 pm
671. yay!
672. CWC 9:00 pm
673. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
674. Jacklyn Romy 9:00 pm
675. okay, talk to you later
676. XOXO XOXO XOX XOX OOXOXXOXXXoo
677. CWC 9:00 pm
678. goodnight, sweetheart.
679. Jacklyn Romy 9:00 pm
680. goodnight!!

{{FanChats}}

Jackie Chat 9

2010-11-06T03:55:40Z

Bystander:

oct 20

1. CWC 7:20 pm
2. Hey-Hey. :) h
3. CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is offline 7:20 pm
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5. Jacklyn Romy 7:20 pm
6. hi!
7. CWC 7:21 pm
8. I'm happy to back here with you again. How are you?
9. Jacklyn Romy 7:21 pm
10. i'm doing okay.
11. still lots of homework
12. yolu?
13. you?
14. CWC 7:22 pm
15. That's understandable. I'm okay too.
16. CWC 7:23 pm
17. The computer maintenance the past weekend was quite enduring.
18. Jacklyn Romy 7:23 pm
19. yeah, what exactly did you do to fix it?
20. CWC 7:24 pm
21. I even went inside the XP tower to try changing the wire link between the motherboard and the HDD to see if that would work; nothing.
22. And I got advice from the dude at PC Pro; I am not an expert on circuitry, so I wouldn't be able to make an eyeball analysis looking at the motherboard.
23. CWC 7:25 pm
24. And the PC I brought up from downstairs was damn slow, but it did power up like normal, and I was forced to use the dial-up modem; it did not have an ethernet port.
25. Jacklyn Romy 7:25 pm
26. so what fixed it?
27. CWC 7:27 pm
28. In the end, I was able to boot it up after just less than 20 power ons and offs last night; its problem still was not isolated, but at least it is on, and until it is forced off, it seems to stay on good.
29. Jacklyn Romy 7:27 pm
30. so you just kept pushing the power button over and over til it worked?
31. CWC 7:27 pm
32. Plus, changing the screensaver may have helped; I had a theory behind the past screensaver app.
33. Jacklyn Romy 7:27 pm
34. wow, thats a lot of work
35. CWC 7:27 pm
36. yes.
37. especially when going hour after hour after hour doing so.
38. Jacklyn Romy 7:27 pm
39. didnt you say you could just buy a new motherboard for $80?
40. CWC 7:28 pm
41. I just count it as a major blessing that it'll run for until when I can get a new computer.
42. yes, but Samantha discourages the replacement and keeping the money towards the new computer.
43. Jacklyn Romy 7:28 pm
44. yeah, thats a good idea
45. replacing the motherboard will only slightly delay the problem
46. so how much have you saved for it now?
47. CWC 7:29 pm
48. she considers the motherboard replacement a gamble. yes, you got it right there.
49. CWC 7:30 pm
50. Still only the 20 in the bank at the moment, and I am still looking for a job, and I am going to put the zords up for auction on eBay later tonight.
51. I am still deciding which game and dvd titles to add to the queue.
52. Jacklyn Romy 7:30 pm
53. didnt you already put the zords up on craigslist?
54. no takers?
55. you should put up those modnation games. you dont play those anymore right?
56. CWC 7:31 pm
57. yes, no takers. I figured I'd have a better chance on eBay.
58. No, I still play ModNation Racers, LittleBiGPlanet and Guitar Heroes.
59. Jacklyn Romy 7:31 pm
60. well what games for the PS3 don't you play?
61. CWC 7:32 pm
62. That's what I am deciding with myself about.
63. Jacklyn Romy 7:32 pm
64. no, i asked which ones you dont play anymore
65. Jacklyn Romy 7:32 pm
66. you have so many, you cant possibly play them all regularly
67. CWC 7:32 pm
68. right now, I can't say, because I can't name all of them off the top of my head right now.
69. Jacklyn Romy 7:33 pm
70. well there you go, thats your answer right there
71. look at your shelf full of games. the ones you couldnt remember the names of? sell them, you obviously dont need those
72. CWC 7:33 pm
73. but I am deciding based on which I would know that I would or would not play again within the next year.
74. Jacklyn Romy 7:33 pm
75. if you dont even remember owning them, then you dont need them
76. CWC 7:33 pm
77. I DO remember owning them.
78. And I have a photographic memory of the collection.
79. Jacklyn Romy 7:34 pm
80. ?
81. CWC 7:34 pm
82. one at a time, I can list what I have in that collection.
83. Jacklyn Romy 7:34 pm
84. you just told me you dont remember them all.
85. thats not photographic memory
86. CWC 7:34 pm
87. I told you I could not remember them all at once, but give me a spot of time, I can list them all.
88. Jacklyn Romy 7:35 pm
89. well, thats beside the point. if a game is insignificant enough to you that you need to think about it before even remembering that you own it, then get rid of it
90. ipso facto.
91. CWC 7:35 pm
92. Anyway, I am still deciding one by one, title by title.
93. Jacklyn Romy 7:36 pm
94. i simplified it. the ones you dont remember right away, get rid of them
95. CWC 7:36 pm
96. But I promise you that I will have some of them listed on ebay before the week's end.
97. Jacklyn Romy 7:36 pm
98. hey, speaking of modnation racers, why do you have two copies of it?
99. CWC 7:36 pm
100. you're referring to the ONE PS3 version and the ONE PSP version.
101. Jacklyn Romy 7:36 pm
102. right. the same game, for two systems
103. plus, dont you have the game of the year edition too?
104. so thats actually three copies of the game.
105. CWC 7:38 pm
106. The GOTY Edition of ModNation Racers is NON-Existent at the moment, so that is an unjust assumption.
107. Jacklyn Romy 7:38 pm
108. oh.
109. CWC 7:38 pm
110. And when I hear of the GOTY Edition of MNR, I will do the research of comparing the original version to the GOTY Edition.
111. Jacklyn Romy 7:39 pm
112. well you have so many other GOTY games i lose track
113. CWC 7:39 pm
114. -Will the Original Game Save carry over to the GOTY Edition? -What are its new Features? etc, etc, etc.
115. I only have a FEW GOTY games.
116. Jacklyn Romy 7:39 pm
117. i'm pretty sure the GOTY edition will just be the same game, but with DLC
118. CWC 7:40 pm
119. Anyway, after considering those facts, and decisions, I then will decide rather or not to Trade in the older game disc toward the GOTY Edition.
120. LittleBiGPlanet was a worth-while upgrade from Original to GOTY.
121. Jacklyn Romy 7:40 pm
122. but Little big planet was just the same game, but with DLC
123. but you already had all the DLC so you didnt get anything new
124. you just paid $60 for something you already had
125. CWC 7:41 pm
126. Actually, there was NEW stuff on there aside from DLC.
127. Jacklyn Romy 7:41 pm
128. so you paid $60 for a small bundle of new DLC
129. ?
130. CWC 7:41 pm
131. There is also additional levels; TOP Level choices that were published on the network beforehand to make it onto the GOTY disc.
132. And more additional features that were not on the original disc.
133. Jacklyn Romy 7:42 pm
134. levels you could have downloaded for free from the server
135. CWC 7:42 pm
136. Not really; Most Levels you can only PLAY from the Server; Most Likely, they are NOT Opted for being Downloadable.
137. Like, originally, ALL of my Published levels were Opted OUT of being Downloadable; ONLY Playable.
138. CWC 7:43 pm
139. You would have to be Logged Onto the PSN in order to Play Them.
140. Jacklyn Romy 7:43 pm
141. why do you need to own them if you can play them?
142. CWC 7:43 pm
143. But later, I decided to Share them better by Opting them all into being Downloadable.
144. Let me put it this way...
145. Supposing you were playing LBP, and you found a Fashionable Level that you Enjoyed very much on the Server.
146. Jacklyn Romy 7:45 pm
147. i wouldnt pay $60 for it
148. CWC 7:45 pm
149. But , the Creator of that level did not Opt in for that level to be Downloadable.
150. CWC 7:45 pm
151. You can't take it with you to play Offline.
152. Like a dress you borrowed or rented; you can not keep it forever; you Have to return it.
153. Jacklyn Romy 7:47 pm
154. ...
155. you dont need it in the first place
156. CWC 7:48 pm
157. I have a headache...
158. Jacklyn Romy 7:48 pm
159. you should take some aspirin.
160. but back to my original question. why do you need two versions of modnation?
161. CWC 7:49 pm
162. I have not tried the PSP version, and I was curious after playing the PS3 version, and I had the theory of linking the two to unlock stuff; there wasn't. On that, I will put the PSP version on eBay.
163. Jacklyn Romy 7:49 pm
164. you bought a game, but didnt even bother to play it.
165. CWC 7:50 pm
166. I DID Play it.
167. Jacklyn Romy 7:50 pm
168. you JUST SAID "I have not tried the PSP version"
169. the text is so recent its still in my view, i dont have to scroll up
170. CWC 7:50 pm
171. Not only no unlocked content, but the gameplay was not as easy or swift as on PS3.
172. I had not played it BEFORE Purchasing it then.
173. Jacklyn Romy 7:51 pm
174. oh. well you said "i have not tried", that implies present tense
175. but anyway
176. CWC 7:51 pm
177. I can understand the misinterpretation.
178. Jacklyn Romy 7:51 pm
179. its not a misinterpretation. i didnt misinterpret
180. you misspoke
181. difference
182. CWC 7:52 pm
183. okay, I misspoke
184. Jacklyn Romy 7:52 pm
185. but anyway, how much do you think you can get for your zordon rangers?
186. CWC 7:53 pm
187. did you watch the revamped pregnant act video I uploaded?
188. Jacklyn Romy 7:53 pm
189. yes i did. thank you for doing it so quickly!
190. looked much better in good light.
191. CWC 7:53 pm
192. I'd say for the megazords, 20 to 50; depending on the bidding war.
193. :) h
194. Jacklyn Romy 7:53 pm
195. have you looked up the relative worths of those toys?
196. CWC 7:53 pm
197. *20 to 50 each
198. Jacklyn Romy 7:54 pm
199. you're selling mint in the box? never opened?
200. CWC 7:54 pm
201. well, the Megazords are mostly in their original boxes with Styrofoam lining; excellent condition.
202. Jacklyn Romy 7:54 pm
203. if they were out of the box, they'd probably bring $10, max
204. CWC 7:54 pm
205. No, I have taken them OUT of their boxes for play.
206. Jacklyn Romy 7:54 pm
207. oh...
208. thats too bad.
209. CWC 7:54 pm
210. I stored them in their boxes during non-play.
211. Jacklyn Romy 7:54 pm
212. but you opened them
213. thats what matters to collectors
214. CWC 7:55 pm
215. It doesn't matter; Collectors will still get all of the original parts anyway; still a good value, even though Mint Condition is better.
216. Jacklyn Romy 7:55 pm
217. yes it does matter.
218. collectors want things that have never been opened.
219. the value is drastically lowered if an item is opened. thats just the way collecting works
220. CWC 7:56 pm
221. ONLY if they can get them never opened; most of the time, that is not the case.
222. Jacklyn Romy 7:56 pm
223. no...
224. you're not hearing me
225. if its been opened, its worth less. thats all there is to it
226. CWC 7:56 pm
227. yes, MINT, they'd be worth probably in the hundreds to thousands.
228. Which is why I state realistically that I'd probably get 20 to 50 each now.
229. Jacklyn Romy 7:57 pm
230. if i went to a restaurant and ordered a $50 steak, but they were out, do you think i'd still pay the $50 for a cheeseburger?
231. thats not how supply and demand works
232. just because a collector might not be able to find a mint item doesnt mean he'll pay mint prices for an open and used item
233. realistically, you'll be lucky if you get $5-$10.
234. CWC 7:58 pm
235. Which is why I'm NOT asking for Mint Prices.
236. Jacklyn Romy 7:58 pm
237. those toys are not worth hundreds of dollars
238. CWC 7:58 pm
239. I'm not asking for Hundreds.
240. Jacklyn Romy 7:58 pm
241. you are asking mint prices.
242. $50 is mint price for a toy like that
243. CWC 7:58 pm
244. per zord
245. Jacklyn Romy 7:58 pm
246. how many offers have you gotten?
247. CWC 7:58 pm
248. over a decade ago.
249. Jacklyn Romy 7:58 pm
250. NO
251. how can you know what mint price is if you havent done any research? you're just assuming mint price is hundreds
252. CWC 7:59 pm
253. Years have gone by; they would be worth MORE than that now in Mint.
254. Jacklyn Romy 7:59 pm
255. but they are NOT mint
256. CWC 7:59 pm
257. I did not say they were mint.
258. Jacklyn Romy 7:59 pm
259. my question stands. how can you just assume that when you've done no research on the market
260. CWC 8:00 pm
261. I have had past experience in that area in the pokemon cards.
262. Jacklyn Romy 8:00 pm
263. pokemon cards are not zordon ranger toys.
264. to collectors, they are two totally different things.
265. CWC 8:01 pm
266. I've seen an Original First Edition Base Set Charizard card over a hundred dollars in 1999; now it would be worth probably 500 to 1000
267. Jacklyn Romy 8:01 pm
268. http://cgi.ebay.com/mighty-morphin-power-rangers-shogun-megazord-/200531237867?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2eb097dbeb
269. CWC 8:01 pm
270. I was giving you an example.
271. Jacklyn Romy 8:01 pm
272. thats a link to an opened zordon toy.
273. its $5.50
274. plus, not everything gets more expensive with age.
275. CWC 8:02 pm
276. give it more time towards its closing time; there will be more and more bids for greater prices.
277. Jacklyn Romy 8:02 pm
278. doubtful
279. CWC 8:02 pm
280. it still has over a day left.
281. Jacklyn Romy 8:02 pm
282. you're counting on that like its certainty.
283. you're just assuming that the price will skyrocket
284. CWC 8:02 pm
285. I have seen it happen.
286. Jacklyn Romy 8:02 pm
287. not every time
288. not every time
289. just because you see it once does not mean it is reliable as a certainty
290. CWC 8:03 pm
291. yes, but it IS possible.
292. Jacklyn Romy 8:02 pm
293. ...
294. CWC 8:03 pm
295. Not once; multiple times.
296. Jacklyn Romy 8:03 pm
297. that doesnt mean you should get your hopes up.
298. you seem to be counting on getting hundreds of dollars from this
299. i ask again: how many offers have you got
300. CWC 8:03 pm
301. I'm hoping for over one hundred in all.
302. none.
303. Jacklyn Romy 8:04 pm
304. look at this
305. http://www.megavideo.com/?d=2M42JXJJ
306. CWC 8:04 pm
307. because they're looking more often on eBay; not craigslist.
308. Jacklyn Romy 8:04 pm
309. a guy thought he was going to get tons of money for some zordon ranger toy, but he was really disappointed.
310. ??
311. people use craigslist
312. people buy things all the time from craigslist
313. i'm sure plenty of people have seen your ad
314. but anyway
315. Jacklyn Romy 8:05 pm
316. i noticed on your craigslist ad that you said something like, "all sales are final and non-negotiable, unless i get a better offer"
317. what did you mean by that?
318. CWC 8:06 pm
319. I meant one person may make the offer for the asking price, but then someone else may come along and offer more.
320. I guess I could have worded that better.
321. Jacklyn Romy 8:07 pm
322. so if you said you would do the deal with one buyer for, say, $20, and someone else then offered $40, you would honor the $20 right?
323. CWC 8:07 pm
324. no, I'd take the 40, unless the first guy can offer more.
325. Jacklyn Romy 8:07 pm
326. but you said all sales are non-negotiable.
327. but i guess that doesnt make sense anyway. why would someone offer more money if you've already got a listing price?
328. it probably wouldnt come up.
329. CWC 8:08 pm
330. I get it, I could have worded that statement better.
331. Jacklyn Romy 8:08 pm
332. i have a headache.
333. CWC 8:08 pm
334. I'll give you a moment, while I fix the statements.
335. Jacklyn Romy 8:08 pm
336. no im fine
337. dont go anywhere
338. Jacklyn Romy 8:09 pm
339. hey, tell me more about the bullies you dealt with in school.
340. we touched on that subject when we talked about your school days, but i dont think we got very far into it
341. are you there?
342. Jacklyn Romy 8:12 pm
343. :-!
344. CWC 8:14 pm
345. I'm back
346. Jacklyn Romy 8:13 pm
347. okay.
348. CWC 8:14 pm
349. I've just edited all of the zord listings; replacing the statement in question with the following...
350. Item is subject for negotiation for better offers. No refunds after purchase.
351. is that better?
352. Jacklyn Romy 8:14 pm
353. sounds good enough.
354. CWC 8:15 pm
355. thank you.
356. okay, school bullies...
357. Jacklyn Romy 8:16 pm
358. from elementary, to middle, to high school, to college
359. CWC 8:16 pm
360. Mostly, I only had bullies who would not hurt me physically; they only would approach me and say "Sonic's Dead". Then I'd respond, "No, he is not.
361. Jacklyn Romy 8:16 pm
362. any you've dealt with
363. CWC 8:16 pm
364. this happened in Middle School.
365. Jacklyn Romy 8:16 pm
366. they just said "sonic is dead"
367. ?
368. weird
369. CWC 8:17 pm
370. It happened a lot
371. yes.
372. they were referring to Sonic the Hedgehog, of course.
373. Jacklyn Romy 8:17 pm
374. why would they say that?
375. CWC 8:17 pm
376. just to get on my nerves.
377. which they did back then.
378. Jacklyn Romy 8:17 pm
379. but why sonic? i know you like sonic games, but it seems a weird way to get to you
380. CWC 8:18 pm
381. Then Mrs. Sanford taught me not to let other people keep pressing my buttons.
382. Jacklyn Romy 8:17 pm
383. what did you do in response to them?
384. CWC 8:18 pm
385. I am a BIG Sonic Fan.
386. I'd shout back, "No, he is not."
387. CWC 8:18 pm
388. and then the bullies would wander off on their way.
389. Jacklyn Romy 8:18 pm
390. i always wondered if tails was gay.
391. did they bully you in any other ways?
392. CWC 8:19 pm
393. no.
394. No, Tails is straight.
395. Although, interestingly, in early concept of the character, the Tails character was a girl, but they later decided to make him a boy.
396. Jacklyn Romy 8:19 pm
397. hmm. well, whatever. anyway, did they bully you in any other ways?
398. CWC 8:20 pm
399. no, they did not.
400. Jacklyn Romy 8:20 pm
401. what about other bullies?
402. CWC 8:20 pm
403. In High School, there were a few instances of bullies throwing change at me and I'd pick up the change.
404. then they'd laugh.
405. stupid.
406. Jacklyn Romy 8:21 pm
407. why did you pick up the change?
408. CWC 8:21 pm
409. DUH. I mean, you'd see a penny on the ground in your path, you'd pick it up and keep it for later spending, wouldn't you?
410. Jacklyn Romy 8:21 pm
411. but they were laughing at you.
412. CWC 8:22 pm
413. it's still money.
414. Jacklyn Romy 8:22 pm
415. do you pick up change wherever you see it?
416. CWC 8:22 pm
417. and their loss for throwing it away so recklessly.
418. why not?
419. Jacklyn Romy 8:22 pm
420. where do you do this?
421. CWC 8:23 pm
422. on the ground; not from within something like a register, of course.
423. Jacklyn Romy 8:23 pm
424. well i assumed you werent picking it up from the ceiling.
425. CWC 8:23 pm
426. Come on, it is lost change; it happens everywhere.
427. Jacklyn Romy 8:23 pm
428. any specific examples?
429. i get weirded out by picking up things off the ground. you never know where its been
430. CWC 8:24 pm
431. Well, recently, I picked up a dime off the floor of Fashion Square.
432. Jacklyn Romy 8:24 pm
433. ah.
434. well
435. did you get bullied in college at all?
436. CWC 8:24 pm
437. no.
438. there was another thing from High School I was going to tell you of.
439. Jacklyn Romy 8:24 pm
440. oh?
441. CWC 8:25 pm
442. the small instance where this black girl was slapping my butt as she passed; it did not last long, I turned her in to the assistant principal, and the problem was resolved.
443. Jacklyn Romy 8:25 pm
444. ah.
445. what about on the school bus? thats a common place for kids to get teased
446. CWC 8:27 pm
447. on the school bus in High School, I usually sat in the front by the door. for some stupid reason, this black boy wanted to beat me out of the door, and it was some silly race to be the first out.
448. Jacklyn Romy 8:27 pm
449. so he just raced out the door? doesnt sound so bad
450. CWC 8:27 pm
451. One day, he punched me; I did not punch back, but he broke my glasses that day.
452. CWC 8:27 pm
453. it was a hard punch.
454. I didn't bleed, fortunately.
455. but I was hurt.
456. Jacklyn Romy 8:27 pm
457. well, everyone gets punched in school, thats nothing
458. CWC 8:28 pm
459. and I cried on the way home that day.
460. Jacklyn Romy 8:28 pm
461. but did anything happen because of the event?
462. how old were you when that happened?
463. like 11 or 12?
464. CWC 8:28 pm
465. I got demoted from the Regular school bus to the freakin' Handicapped, Special-Ed bus.
466. 15
467. Jacklyn Romy 8:29 pm
468. i see.
469. anything happen on the autistic bus?
470. CWC 8:30 pm
471. I did not get bullied, but I did get freaked out by the one or two mentally handicapped individuals.
472. One of which was a stuttering, groaning slow-minded individual. He sat two seats behind me; he reached over one time and hit me on the back of my head.
473. I don't know what the hell he was thinking at that time, but I did not appreciate it.
474. Jacklyn Romy 8:31 pm
475. sometimes autistic kids like that can be kind of beligerent
476. thats too bad.
477. CWC 8:32 pm
478. he was not autistic.
479. CWC 8:32 pm
480. He was mentally challenged.
481. Jacklyn Romy 8:32 pm
482. autism is a mental challenge, isnt it?
483. arent you mentally challenged?
484. CWC 8:32 pm
485. there are a Number of Varieties of Mental Problems.
486. Not so much; I am High-Functioning, and most of the time I think at a normal speed, but sometimes I do feel like I'm thinking slow, or I'm not quick-witty.
487. Jacklyn Romy 8:33 pm
488. so, yes. you are mentally challenged then.
489. CWC 8:34 pm
490. That individual was NOT autistic.
491. Jacklyn Romy 8:34 pm
492. are you sure?
493. CWC 8:34 pm
494. on the social aspect, and few retarded moments, yes.
495. and Yes, I am sure.
496. Jacklyn Romy 8:34 pm
497. how do you know?
498. did you ever talk to him?
499. you know, sometimes kids like that are really masturbating. if you couldn't see his other hand, maybe he was beating his meat. what do you think
500. CWC 8:35 pm
501. His older brother, who was Normal-Minded told me.
502. ON A SCHOOL BUSH?!!!!
503. Jacklyn Romy 8:35 pm
504. yes, it happens.
505. CWC 8:35 pm
506. You have got to be kidding me.
507. Jacklyn Romy 8:35 pm
508. a lot
509. especially with retards.
510. they just cant keep their own hands off themselves sometimes
511. CWC 8:36 pm
512. He was not masturbating; his older brother was there, and that retard did not have his zipper down.
513. Jacklyn Romy 8:36 pm
514. OH!!!!
515. i forgot to tell you.
516. CWC 8:37 pm
517. yeah?
518. Jacklyn Romy 8:37 pm
519. God answered my prayer last night while i was sleeping!!
520. CWC 8:37 pm
521. really?
522. what happened?
523. Jacklyn Romy 8:37 pm
524. i couldnt really see anything, since it was dark and my eyes were closed.
525. but god came onto me and revealed to me that he never spoke to you regarding the tugboat.
526. he said he didnt know who you had been talking to.
527. CWC 8:38 pm
528. interesting.
529. Jacklyn Romy 8:38 pm
530. yeah. good thing i double-checked with God
531. Jacklyn Romy 8:38 pm
532. so speaking of that, have you thought any more about the tugboat question?
533. CWC 8:40 pm
534. yes I have thought more about it, and the only answer I can give you for why I would need the tugboat is to pay my father what I owe him, do what I need to do or want to do, until when I can finally get a job, which I am still working on.
535. Jacklyn Romy 8:40 pm
536. well...
537. what you "want" to do isnt a justification
538. so keep that in mind as you keep thinking on it.
539. CWC 8:41 pm
540. noted.
541. Jacklyn Romy 8:41 pm
542. thats why its good that you're applying at so many places.
543. CWC 8:41 pm
544. yes
545. Jacklyn Romy 8:41 pm
546. how many have you applied to this week?
547. CWC 8:42 pm
548. so far, just Best Buy and reapply at Wal-Mart.
549. Jacklyn Romy 8:42 pm
550. i see.
551. CWC 8:43 pm
552. I've been seriously busy with the computer problems the past week; it was hard for me to think about the job hunt at the times.
553. especially when I could not get to the websites.
554. Jacklyn Romy 8:43 pm
555. thats not an excuse really. you could go apply at places in person
556. CWC 8:44 pm
557. And I've tried on the browser on my console; wouldn't load, needed a new flash app or something.
558. Jacklyn Romy 8:43 pm
559. it probably would have made you feel better to step away from the computer for a while and go do something else productive.
560. CWC 8:44 pm
561. yes, but that would have used gas, and with the price of gas these days, write your own punchline.
562. yes.
563. Jacklyn Romy 8:44 pm
564. dont you drive to go to get fast food and the mall anyway
565. CWC 8:45 pm
566. yes, but not everyday.
567. Jacklyn Romy 8:45 pm
568. so you couldnt have one or two days of driving to a bunch of places to apply?
569. CWC 8:45 pm
570. I will consider that this week, now that I have this computer running again.
571. Jacklyn Romy 8:45 pm
572. your computer shouldnt have anything to do with it
573. you know, there are always going to be some kind of problem or imperfection. just because your computer conks out, or something else stressful happens, doesnt mean you can just drop all other responsibilities.
574. CWC 8:46 pm
575. Well, I've been also concerned with getting back onto the AIM to talk with you and reformatting and uploading the videos I've recorded over the past weekend.
576. I understand, but my mind can only think about so much at one time.
577. Jacklyn Romy 8:47 pm
578. ...
579. well, whatever
580. Jacklyn Romy 8:47 pm
581. hey, i had a question
582. what is this "dirty crapped briefs" thing i've read about on the cwcki?
583. CWC 8:49 pm
584. oh. in the past, I have literally crapped my underpants; for years now, that has happened a lot less.
585. Jacklyn Romy 8:49 pm
586. how often does it happen now?
587. CWC 8:49 pm
588. Mostly, it happens from stress.
589. CWC 8:50 pm
590. not often.
591. Jacklyn Romy 8:49 pm
592. like, how often
593. when was the most recent time?
594. i wont judge you, i'd just like to know.
595. dont feel embarrassed
596. i had a cousin who had a similar problem.
597. CWC 8:51 pm
598. it depends on a) knowing it's going to happen beforehand with the common signs. b) if I can make it to the bathroom in time. c) it may happen without me knowing it; painless. d) a mistaken fart that turned out to be a crap.
599. CWC 8:52 pm
600. actually, for the most recent time, and when you brought it up, it is like our minds are synced...
601. Jacklyn Romy 8:52 pm
602. oh?
603. what do you mean, when was it?
604. CWC 8:53 pm
605. you brought it up a few minutes ago in the question...
606. I'm sitting in a dirty pair right now.
607. Jacklyn Romy 8:53 pm
608. you just did it this conversation?
609. i must be psychic or something.
610. Jacklyn Romy 8:54 pm
611. what triggered it?
612. CWC 8:54 pm
613. like 5 minutes ago, I think; it happened painlessly, and I did not notice it until I resituated myself in my seat.
614. probably stress from an earlier topic.
615. Jacklyn Romy 8:55 pm
616. how often, when you change your underwear, are they dirty as such?
617. CWC 8:56 pm
618. let's just say you and I have some sort of psychic link; as you recall, there have been a few moments before when it has happened between us.
619. Jacklyn Romy 8:56 pm
620. aw, thats romantic.
621. CWC 8:57 pm
622. dirty, yes, but sometimes it may actually be just having the poo in my butt, and it hadn't touched my underpants; at those times, they're stainless.
623. romantic, yes, but at the moment right now... I feel the need to put it to question. LOL
624. If I may, I'll let you go for now, so I can take care of myself.
625. Jacklyn Romy 8:57 pm
626. 8-)
627. okay, i can talk to you later. go clean yourself up
628. CWC 8:58 pm
629. I'll TTY Thursday night.
630. Jacklyn Romy 8:58 pm
631. thursday sounds good!
632. CWC 8:58 pm
633. I appreciate your understanding.
634. I Love You.
635. Jacklyn Romy 8:58 pm
636. its ok.
637. luv you too
638. CWC 8:58 pm
639. :-* h
640. Jacklyn Romy 8:58 pm
641. :-D
642. goodnight!
643. CWC 8:58 pm
644. bye for now.

{{FanChats}}

Reggie Fils-Aimé

2010-10-15T08:27:35Z

Bystander: Kick Ass AND Chew Bubblegum

[[Image:Reginald Fils-Aime.jpg|thumb|150px|He has come here to kick autistic ass and chew bubble gum... and he's all out of gum.]]
[[Image:ReggieAndChris.jpg|thumb|150px|Separated at birth?]]

'''Reginald "Reggie" Fils-Aimé''' ''(pronounced fee-suh-may'', not fucking "Fills-Eye-Mez" as [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] says), is the president of [[Nintendo]] [[America]] and colleague of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]. He is also an objector of "true love" according to Mr. Chandler. Currently not speaking to Mr. Chandler after Chris stood up Shigeru Miyamoto at a meeting to produce a [[Sonichu]] game for the US, as [[Jimmy Hill]] owns European and Japanese gaming rights.

Chris threatened to take Reggie and Shigeru to [[Charlottesville]] court for causing butthurt in his lack of response, before going back on his word and BAWWWWing to them in an apology video. Reggie's next [[video game]], [[Kick the Autistic]] will be released for the Wii and DS in time for Christmas.

Mr. Fils-Aimé is a light-skinned [[niggo]] whose parents were born in Haiti, proving that Chris will abandon his [[racism]] for the promise of fame.

==Fils-Aimé Saga==
On 26 January 2009, Chris released a [[CWC Update 26 January 2009|video]] wherein he claimed that he had been to Redmond to visit Shigeru Miyamoto and begin working on a Sonichu video game project. This, of course, was a lie. As a result of Chris's failure to make his appointment with Miyamoto, Reggie began communicating with Chris shortly afterward, on 28 January.

{{quoteboxred|
'''Hi, it's me Reggie. President of Nintendo of America''' from '''Reggie Fils-Aimé''' to '''Chris''' on 28 [[January 2009]] 1:16 AM
----

But right now, I'm just strictly Reggie. I'm not going to even bother sending this through my Nintendo email address. Because you know what? This isn't business. This is strictly personal. I have something to say to you, and you need to listen. This has nothing to do with Nintendo right now, this is just me and you. Mano e mano. Man to man. I don't normally do this, but hell, I just need to get this off my chest.

If you don't know who I am, then allow me to introduce myself. My name is Reggie Fils-Aime. I've been kicking ass and taking names ever since the E3 expo at [[2004]] where I made my debut, where from then on I eventually earned my position as president of this company.

I'm known to be a loud mouth. I don't take crap from anyone. So if you are easily offended, I suggest you stop reading. But don't worry, I'll try to go easy on you, key word being "try" here.

But with that out of the way, I just want to say something to you personally.

May I kindly ask, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you for real or what? I was there for everything. I saw Miyamoto waiting for up to 2 days in the bitter cold for you to show up and you stood him up. I was even there trying to arrange everything for you, even setting up someone to escort you to our building complete with bodyguards and full security because I knew you were concerned about safety. And for what? So you could just NOT show up? I mean, I don't even know what to think, it's just completely unbelievable.

I'm sorry but it just is. I heard what you said to Mr Miyamoto too, your reasons for not coming. And I just have to say. How old are you? You're 27, if I'm not mistaken right?

27! I mean, think about it, you are almost 30! What is a man of your age still doing being coddled by his parents? Let me tell you, when I was about your age, I was already married and had children!

Your [[autism]] isn't an excuse either. I've raised a son with autism who is far worse functioning than you are and he can easily make his own decisions. The only thing I see here is a person who is not only lazy and makes excuses, but cannot even take charge of his own life.

That right there is what made it pretty clear that there is no chance in hell you're going to get anywhere with this project. Nevermind the fact that your parents didn't want you to go (or that you still have to get your parents permission at your age).

Think about what happened if you did go, and you had to ask mommy and daddy for an OK on everything? Imagine what a complete disaster that would be. I mean, listen. Simply put, you are not fit to do business with us as you are not even in a position where you can make your own decisions, which is vital to survive in the workplace, and even life in general.

I mean, seriously, who the hell were we talking to? I don't know about you. But this deal was about Nintendo and you. This was not the deal between Nintendo and the parents of Christian Weston Chandler.

I'm sorry, but provided that this whole thing you pulled on us wasn't an elaborate prank, this project was doomed from the start. It's just completely ridiculous. It is impossible for anyone to do business with someone who still has to rely on their parents to make their decisions.

Right now, I don't see how anything good could come from any of this. The only way I could even see this going anywhere is if you were to somehow learn to become independent, like a person of your age should be, and try to do something so that you don't rely on your parents to decide things for you.

But I don't see that happening ever in the near future (nor is it really my job to even have to tell you this). And because of that, I don't see how you'll ever be able to do business with us.

And you know what? I'll just leave it at that. Also, forget recieving a letter from us (and for what? So your parents can read it out loud to you? For Christ sake). This whole thing is through.

Our company will gladly deal with people who are up to the task. But we cannot waste valuable time and money on children who have no means of actually doing their part (their part, as in not their parents but "their part") to cooeprate with us.

Sorry for the rant, but you've wasted so much of our time, money and effort that I had to personally do what I'm known for, and that is kicking ass and taking names.

I always tell it like it is, and I'll be damned if I ever change that. So consider this as the final notice, this whole thing is through. It was through as soon as you made it clear that you are not mature enough to do business with us.

Other than that, I have nothing more to add. Please feel free to complain about me not being professional, I get that all the time. But nobody ever doubts my ability to tell people the things they need to hear. And what I just told you is nothing but that.

Sincerely,

The man who has been kicking ass and taking names since 2004.

Reggie Fils-Aime
<br>President
<br>Nintendo of America
}}

{{quotebox|Well, it is good to make your acquaintance, Reggie. I have viewed your WiiMusic Tip Video on my Wii recently, and your introduction basically expanded my knowledge of you personally. Allow me to offer my congratulations on you becoming President of N.O.A.; last I heard, from snail-mail exchange, y'all had a woman for a president (I can't recall her name at the moment), so for my knowledge now. :)

In response to your message, let me say that I deserved that; it was as shocking as Mr. Resetti in [[Animal Crossing]], but in the sense of personally expressing yourself, I mean the comparison as genuinely a positive compliment.

I feel Truly, Deepest Sorry for missing the appointment; I have made the mistake of not being clear in the fact of my being unable to make the trip, and trying to compensate with sending myself via snail-mail (in a sense). As much as it was due to the lack of support from my family, I Could Not afford the Travel Fare to Redmond in the first place. I am considered compusive with handling money, and since the first notice of the business between me and Mr. Miyamoto came up Mid-January, I felt like I was "[[Bob walks in|caught with my pants down]]". I had spent my last amount of money from my Social that I get every month to pay rent to my family, make payments on my Credit Card Bills, and even after that, I would have had only a hundred or so left over, and I had already compulsively spent that on the day I got the money on a couple of games. I feel at fault for not controling my compulsiveness enough to save a hundred at a time months before.

Then there is the mixture of Ligitimate business e-mail, from you all for example, and e-mails from [[Internet]] [[Trolls]]/Bullies/[[Impostor]]s, and among the chaos and confusion, I felt out of sorts, even the moments when I felt calmed down after a time from the stress. And my mother and father felt at unease amongst that confusion as well. Even when I put it up to my friends at my church; the same thing; they thought I was talking to an impostor, posing as Mr. Miyamoto. But after I received the automated e-mail from donotreply@noa.nintendo.com verifying Mr. Miyamoto's e-mail address as legitimate, I felt MOST Confident that I was dealing with the real Miyamoto. And yet, even after presenting the printout of that e-mail, everyone was still in doubt.

I have made great effort to seek local aid to fund me for the trip to Redmond, but unfortunately, I failed. It was heavily advised that I have the business between me and Miyamoto hand-written on Paper sent to me to present to my Attorney. Also, considering the rumors were Flying Heavily among the Internet Troll Population, if I had made the trip, I felt I might have been heavily physically harmed by those [[Death threats|vicious people]].

I will not disagree with the accusations of my emotions. Even though my family are of Great Business Expierences (let me also mention that my father, Mr. [[Bob|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]], while working at G.E. (General Electric) has designed the Controls for the Plastic Molding Machines, so without him, we would not have anything Plastic as simple as a Funnel, or even the casing for the NES), I feel that I personally lack heavy business expierences that I would require. Due to my mental block, I feel that I would require someone to speak for me in the beginning of a Heavy amount of Business. They also gave me a small amount of the words that were typed to Mr. Miyamoto, especially the requests for the advance in travel fare so I could have made the trip. While [[Chris and money|I personally understand the economical situations]] prohibiting the advance, my family, as well as the Majority of my Church's Congregation, disagree. With that one bit of green absent from being advanced, it set the Ground for the locally popular disbelief in my talking to Mr. Miyamoto.

If I did have the money advanced to me for the trip, my [[Mother|escort]] and I would have Most Definitely made the flight.

Believe me, I have been feeling the worst stress from my being unable to afford the trip, my attempt to compensate with the CD-R and [[DVD]]-R failing badly, having to cover-up in online discussions for my family and local friends' HUGE concern for my safety and health, and worst of all the shame I feel from all the stress.

I sincerely meant no harm, hostile behavior, or anything major like that from the words I have spoken, written and typed so far in this business transaction.

I Truly Want to Continue with the Sonichu Projects, because I require a brighter future to set me in good standings with my future wife and my future daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler]] (God promised her to me in a multiple of [[Dreams]]). So, I respectfully ask you to NOT Cancel it. With the Paper Documents Snail-Mailed to me, my efforts to save money for the trip, convincing my family, friends and attorney, getting my act well-prepared and well-together, and my Female [[Sweetheart]] by my side (she's [[Panda Halo|on her way to me from Australia]]), I, Christian Weston Chandler, will Truly Feel that I can Tackle the Project Head-On.

I appreciate your time and paitence, Reggie. And I have offered my deepest apologies to Mr. Miyamoto, as well as the Powerpoint Project and my [[CADD]] Plans for the [[Cwcville Shopping Center]] in two e-mails just recently.

Peace and Best Wishes,<br>
Christian Weston Chandler<br>
[[14 Branchland Ct.]]<br>
[[Ruckersville]], VA 22968-9545<br>
(434)-990-0198<br>
Wii Number: 8626-5211-8387-4771 (Wii-Speak Capable)<br>
[[PSN]] ID: Sonichu ([[PSEye]] Capable)}}

{{quoteboxred|Listen, kid. I apologize for yelling at you, but if you know me, I am a guy who doesn't pull his punches. Let me tell you. They call me the most feared man in the game's industry, the "man who kicks ass and takes names." That Mr. Resetti comparison was kind of accurate actually. I guess I do deserve that title.

But I just have to be honest with you. I don't think you're ready for any of this. You seem to have a lot of issues in your life that you need to take care of before you can do business with anyone. I think right now Nintendo is the LEAST of your worries.

I mean, compulsive spending, severe paranoia, friends and family who do not trust you, you having to get their permission to do anything despite almost being 30, relying on social security and taxpayer money to survive, and the list goes on and on.

I'm sure if you had a job, didn't live with your parents, and were a self made man like a person of your age ought to be, you'd have no problem making it here.

But from what you're telling me, you've got a lot of issues and things to take care of in your life before you could ever reach such a state, and I wonder right now if I'm asking for the impossible right now.

Until then, I don't see how this could go anywhere. We've wasted so much time and money on this project only to find out that the man we're dealing with still is being coddled by his parents and doesn't even have a job or money of his own (taxpayer social security money issued to you for food/clothing doesn't count, which you shouldn't be spending on games anyway) or anything of that sort to even come through with this.

That is why I'm so frustrated with any of this. It's just so ridiculous. I've never seen anything like it. I thought we were dealing with a grown man, a self made man who could make his own decisions and come through with this. But what you've shown us is anything but that.

Sort out your own life first. Don't worry about Nintendo. Maybe once you finally grow up to be independent, sort out all the things preventing you from coming, and maybe even be able to make your own decisions and in life, then maybe at that point we'll be able to do business with each other.

But until then, I doubt we'll see anything come out of this. And even if it does work out at the moment, I can't imagine you being anything other than a huge liability for us. Being an independent person who can make his or her own decisions is paramount to survive in the business world, especially in the games industry. We don't have time to babysit you. While it may seem like all fun and games, this is a business for adults, not people who still depend on their parents to survive.

Sincerely,<br>
Reggie Fils-Aime}}

{{quotebox|I understand what you're telling me, Reggie.

But with statements like, " this is a business for adults, not people who still depend on their parents to survive," it makes me feel like I am being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against]]. I'm not one to judge, and I am capable of making my own [[The MovingFoward videos|sound decisions]] [[Attraction sign|in life]] [[Recycling|when it comes]] [[List of places that have banned Chris|down to it]]. My mind kinda rolled along with the moment, but the point is the discriminating statement pretty much.

Peace,<br>
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|Yeah, but you have to understand. I don't understand how you're going to do anything, when you don't even have your own life sorted out.

You're not being discriminated against. I'm just saying that you're clearly not cut out for this. How can you expect to lead a project when you cannot even lead your own life?

You have problems with your family, you depend on social security (which you use for games instead of your own needs), you seem to be completely paranoid and above all else, I don't see you making a single sound decision on your own. It seems to be that you're still being raised by your parents. We were under the impression that we were making a deal with an accomplished comic book artist, but instead you show us that you're inconsiderate, you lack any sort of independence or maturity, and above all else, you seem like the kind of person that would be a liability for our company.

To me, it doesn't seem like you need a video game. It seems like you need to sort out your own life before you try to get involved with something like this, which to me, you don't seem to be cut out for at all.

Mr. Miyamoto has requested that I let him talk to you and that I try to hold back and be a bit more polite, but even he admits that it is very hard considering all you've made us go through recently.

I have very little hope for this project at this point and I don't see what the hell is the point of doing any of this anymore. This is a bridge to nowhere. I'm going to either have to decide to step in and stop it myself, or either that just sit back and watch it fail anyway since I don't see how this has any chance of becoming anything.

Sincerely,<br>
Reggie Fils-Aime}}

{{quotebox|'''Re: Hi, it's me Reggie. President of Nintendo of America'''
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I see your point, Reggie, but YOU DID NOT HAVE TO CANCEL THE PROJECT INDEFINITELY! I mean, after I get things settled on my end, and when I have the [[monthly tugboat|funds]] to make the trip to Redmond, it would feel much beneficial to me to know that the Window is still OPEN for me. What I'm hearing here is that you've CLOSED the Window and sealed it with Concrete!

[[Chris and negotiation|I WILL NOT ACCEPT THAT!]]

I apologize for coming off strong, but the objectionable feeling is True to me at the moment, and I would appreciate it if you would Re-Open the Window for me, and UNSEAL the Window, so I can still have the opportunity open for me. I will need a financial setting with a good job for when I have my family and individuality set, and I personally feel it BEST if I still had the opportunity to Work with Nintendo and [[Sega]] to bring my Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] to life in the Video Game World.

Please let me know that this Same Window of Opportunity will remain open for me. And if it helps better my case, I recently won a 400 dollar [[Gamestop]] Gift Card from the [[Guitar Hero Be A Star Sweepstakes]] and received it in the FedEx; I spent 3/4 of the card on my Church's Congregation, and those who requested a game from the card; the Majority of them asked for Wii Titles; Two asked for WiiMusic, and one of those two also got a copy of Animal Crossing City Folk With the WiiSpeak. And I ended using the rest for myself on Super Mario Galaxy, WiiMusic, LoZ: Twilight Princess, [[Sonic]] Riders: Zero Gravity, ALL FOR NINTENDO Wii, and a WiiSpeak. And I still have a [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|HEAVY Positive and Loyal Sonichu and Rosechu Fanbase;]] You All at Nintendo will STILL be able to Gain More Money off of my Sonichu and Rosechu, especially when in the near future I will be most capable of flying to Redmond, meet with you and Mr. Miyamoto, and get this "Mario Party" Started.

Please reply with your contact information, including phone number, so I can contact you in the near future, when I TRULY WILL be ready. My Mind is SET on this, and I feel I can be Ready as early as the end of [[2009]]. You have my word as an Avid Gamer, [[Chris and Religion#Delusions of Godhood?|Lamb of God]], and Humble Human Being that I WILL work Very Hard to Save, Save, Save.

Peace,<br>
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|'''RE: Hi, it's me Reggie. President of Nintendo of America'''
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We're not interested in your project. I've seen the powerpoint. Apart from the fact that you are unable to manage for yourself, the powerpoint really was the final straw. It was filled with gratuitous and shameless drawings with every other frame showing some form of partial nudity or characters making out with each other.

I cannot even fathom how you managed to think that would be a good idea.

Not only that, you keep mentioning [[Sony]], which you should know is the bitter rival of Nintendo and our mortal enemy. I don't know if you've been paying attention, but in every presentation I have given, whenever I mention kicking some behind, it's always directed to Sony. If you knew anything about our company, that would have been completely obvious.

But those are all moot points compared to the fact that you have demonstrated that you are not cut out for this kind of work and that your actions and mode of behavior would be a total liability for our company.

This decision is final. We are not going to do business with you and that is all. Sort out your own life. We cannot help you.

This is it. Do not email me or beg me for anything else. This is final. I cannot stress that enough. And if you do email me again, I will just repeat myself over and over. This whole thing is over. Goodbye.

Sincerely,<br>
Reggie Fils-Aime}}

{{quotebox|'''Please DO NOT Pigeonhole Me or Sonichu'''
----

The LAST thing I need to feel is feeling like I've been Left within a tiny piece of shelfspace to collect dust and be forgotten.

Peace,<br>
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|'''RE: Please DO NOT Pigeonhole Me or Sonichu'''
----

Actually I think it's for the better. Maybe you can learn something out of this whole exchange.

But other than that, there is nothing more I can say or do for you. I'd appreciate it if you stopped emailing me now and maybe instead took some time to reflect on how this went wrong on your part. But this whole thing is finalized and done, and I cannot help you nor do I have the time to keep sending you emails when we have no official business with each other.}}

{{quotebox|'''One last thing'''
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I still would deeply appreciate a document of the past business words, aggrements and all that from between me, Mr. Miyamoto and you, Reggie, snail-mailed to my home address I've previously provided to you, for my personal records and future references, Please.

Peace,<br>
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|'''RE: One last thing'''
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It's not going to happen, pal. This is final. Don't take this personally.}}

{{quotebox|'''"Reply to your Reply"'''
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Let me just say a few more things, and then I'll stop e-mailing you for a long while. There was Positively NO NUDITY at all in the Powerpoint Presentation. And What the heck is WRONG with True [[Love]] and Kissing? [[Christian Weston Chandler|Are you a Virgin yourself? Have you had a BUNCH of Bad Dates? Or are you soo Closed-Minded and Rednecked?]] I gave you respect after seeing you in that video on my Wii, yet you tell me that True Love is WRONG? You are just as bad or WORSE than the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Real-Life Mary Lee Walsh]], or as she is known as in the [[Comic]]s now, Slaweel Ryam.

I pity you if you've had your share of Bad Luck in True Love, yet at this point, you have just Lost My Respect.

True Love is a Truly Sacred Bond between WOMAN and MAN, and when they are together, they get attracted to each other very much to Kiss and later Make Love. [[Chris and Religion|GOD and JESUS WANTS US ALL TO EXPERIENCE and SHARE True, Straight LOVE!]] THERE IS NOTHING OBJECTIONABLE FROM THAT! I am a man who stand for [[China|True Love and Honesty]], in comics AND in Real Life, although I am still a Frustrated [[Virgin with Rage|Virgin with Autisim]] on the side. [[Chris and his Ego|AT LEAST I AM MAKING A POSITIVE DIFFERENCE IN KEEPING TRUE LOVE BETWEEN ONLY WOMAN AND MAN IN MY ACTIONS.]] On a Side-Note, I DESPISE ALL [[homos|HOMOSEXUAL MALES,]] PERIOD!

ALSO, I BET YOU PROBABLY [[Tobacky|SMOKE]] AND [[Chris and Hypocrisy|DRINK]], don't you? I SPEAK AGAINST THOSE AS WELL SINCE THEY ARE TOOLS TO SPEED YOU TO [[Chris and Death|DEATH]] WITH [[Chris and Health|CANCER,]] LIVER PROBLEMS, BAR FIGHTS AND AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS. GIVE UP THE HABITS! THEY ARE BEYOND [[rule 34|GROSS]] AND [[nudes|DISGUSTING!]]

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

Forgive me for raising my voice very loudly, but to ENCOURAGE the True, Straight Love that you obviously OBJECT, I felt it was Required and Necessary. [[Random Access Humour|I can be a "Resetti" too, Mr. Resetti.]]

Peace-Out,<br>
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|There wasn't. I never said there was. You assume too much and are way too paranoid about things, this is why I don't want to deal with you. Imagine if you were to flip out on someone while in the workplace like this? It'd be a complete PR disaster.

But I never said nudity or implied anything about your characters sexual preferences.

What I was referring to what the panty shot of Rosechu in one of the first frames. Then you show two characters in bed making love to each other.

Just what the hell kind of game did you want Nintendo to make?

Nintendo has always been in the business of making games for the whole family. That includes children. That is why you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself, and you've shown that you're unable to do so.

Your mind seems too wired on other things. Your head seems to be in the clouds and you don't even know the first thing about being appropriate or tasteful. Did you think this game proposal would even be able to pass through the ESRB?

You know nothing about how the industry works. About things such as company reputation, age appropriate content or content that won't get shot down by the ESRB (look at the whole "Hot Coffee" GTA scandal for example). You just think you can do whatever you want and hope it flies.

Also from what I recall, you sent drawn pornography drawn in colored pencil/marker to Mr. Miyamoto TWICE. Imagine if you did this to someone in a business situation. Do you want me to hire you when you are such a loose cannon?

It's not possible. I can't risk having such a huge liability. And in fact, your behavior is the reason I've decided to remove you indefinitely from Nintendo, and I hope that someday you get your act together (which I don't see happening any time soon).

But until then, this project is over and gone for good. If anything was the last straw, it was this email. I don't have time to fight with you, you are completely unstable, irresponsible and the kind of person who would probably flip out or even hurt someone if he were to put in the workplace.

I'm glad you made that video and cleared everything up. But now, just leave me alone. I'm not going to even bother replying back after this, or if you keep this up.

Also, by the way. You didn't spell your name right at the end of the power point. You wrote it as "ChriSTAIN." That would be grounds for any potential employer to not hire someone. In addition to the behavior you've just displayed and the type of proposal you tried to make, the last thing we need is someone who can't even spell his own name.

Sincerely,<br>
Reggie Fils-Aime}}

{{quotebox|Well, the game would not Constantly revolve around the Background Romance; it's called a "Happy Ending".

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|It's not something you show in a business proposal. There is a time and place for everything. But I don't understand why I have to tell this to you.

Either way, it's all over now and I don't want to deal with you anymore. I hope that someday someone takes you to seek consoling or behavioral therapy, and that you someday are able to manage on your own, because I don't have time to listen or try to help you as that is not my job.

Please leave me alone and I hope for the best.

Sincerely,<br>
Reggie Fils-Aime}}

{{quoteboxred|No means No, Chris.

Yeah, I saw your latest video there. I still don't think you get it.

The project cancellation was already signed into effect. There is nothing that can be done now. It is over.

You have no excuses. Your autism is not an excuse.

In fact, I cannot believe you for saying that. You continue to use your autism as a crutch and then continue to blame everything on it.

STOP!

Let me tell you right now, there is a difference between autism and pure irresponsibility/laziness. You are the latter, my friend, not the former.

Didn't I tell you that I once raised a son with autism? He had it much worse than you did. But guess what? He has a job, he is going to [[college]], and he sure as hell doesn't live in my house. He is able to manage for himself and I NEVER have to make any of his decisions for him.

What is the difference between you and him? I'll tell you, my son isn't lazy. He doesn't expect everyone just to give him everything. He knows that if he wants something, he has to work for it. And when he messes up, he doesn't blame his autism or people on the internet or anything else, he is able to know when he messed up and he takes responsibility for his own actions. And as a result he is a much better person for it.

You even try to blame me for "discriminating." That's complete malarkey. I've employed several people with autism, and even worse disabilities than you have.

But the thing is, those people are hard working and responsible. They want to work hard and they don't expect me to hold their hand and give them everything. And for one thing, they sure as hell don't still live with their parents at the age of 27.

You have demonstrated that you cannot get your act together and that you always want to put the blame on something else, whether it's autism, or even other people.

Pardon my french, but that's bullshit. And whether you like it or not, that shit will never fly with me. That is why I am not going to have any part in your project and you're not going to be hired by us.

There is no excuse for your actions. You can give whatever excuse you want, but in the end it all comes down to you. Either learn how to take blame for yourself for when you mess up or don't even bother.

But either way, I want nothing to do with you because you've done so much to make me angry that I don't even know why I am still talking to you anymore. Just put a lid on it and go away.

Sincerely,<br>
Reggie Fils-Aime}}

{{quotebox|You can blame my constant NON-Acceptance of Cancelation to my [[Slow-in-the-mind|Red-Necked Personality Trait]] I picked up from my [[mother]].

I will NEVER accept a Cancel on the Project; it's Pigeonhole until I can make it or Continuation ONLY.

And, for the last time, I AM NOT LAZY!

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|Accept it, because it already happened and now you're just wasting my time.}}

{{quoteboxred|Also stop blaming other people (or anything else) for your things that are your own fault. Taking responsibility for your actions is the first step to becoming a mature, more independant person who can manage for himself. You are acting like a spoiled little child right now.

And yes, not wanting to admit that you did anything wrong or always putting the blame on someone else so you don't have to take responsibility for it is indeed a sign of laziness and immaturity.

But why am I telling you this? It's useless. I can't seem to get through to you. You never even listen. Whatever I say goes from one ear out the other as you try to make up yet another excuse, over and over again.

There is no excuse you can make now though. The project was canceled and has been canceled indefinitely for a while now.

I am not going to even bother replying after this. Make up whatever excuse you want, resort to your same BS and blame everyone else but yourself, I don't care anymore.}}

{{quotebox|Well, I WILL continue to Haunt, Pester and Bother you until the project becomes Uncancelled and Shelved for until I AM ABLE to make the trip. I will Haunt Your [[Dreams]], with [[God]] by my side helping me to do that.

And if you do not like it, well I Triple-[[Dog]] Dare you AND Mr. Miyamoto to come to my house in Virginia Yourselves, talk to me and my family, and settle the matter like it should have been, have I been able to AFFORD to make the trip in the first place. Or, you all can very well bring me, my family and friends to [[Charlotesville]], Virginia Court to settle this under a court of law. I have a SLEW of friends and family who will help me in court, and even define my own personal character as a humble human being.

Peace,<br>
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|Dare us? That doesn't make any sense. Why should we come to your house? For one, we have no business with you now, and even if we did, you'd still have to make an appointment and come to our office.

But it's too late for that. We've already found someone who knows how to take responsibility for himself and conduct himself in an appropriate matter, and we're giving the project over to him.

He calls himself [[Clyde Cash]]. He's a real stand up guy. Unlike you, he took the initiative to not only to schedule an appointment with us and arrive on time (exactly on time, right at the very second), but also showed us the utmost respect and humility. Not once did he ever lash out at us, or harass us like you have done so far.

Not only that, he showed us that he can take care of himself, he has the leadership qualities we look for in an employee of this company.

He is a self made man with a honest hard working job, two degrees in things actually relevant to our business (one in game design, the other in fine arts, both from prestigious universities, and apparently he has degrees in many other things, he's a real a jack of all trades) and he even plans on getting married and having a child soon (he showed me a picture of him standing together with his future wife, Sarah. They make a good couple).

I don't understand why you couldn't be more like this guy? I mean, he came here on time, he didn't even have to beg us for money (and he even refused our offer to reimburse him), he is independent and lives on his own (you'll never see him ask his "mommy and daddy" for anything) and above all else, he's just all around a great guy who knows how to get things done and kick ass and take names.

I mean, couldn't you at least be half the guy this guy is? Is that too much to ask? But it doesn't matter now, we've finally found the guy we're looking for and you're not needed anymore.

Anyway, I look forward to working with our new business partner (and now, employee, as I have promoted him to a senior game designer position) and I can't wait start working with him on this project.

Be on the lookout for it, because this is going to be good, very good, even better than anything you offered us, and honestly better than anything we've ever seen. This Cylde Cash guy, he's brilliant. I'm thinking he could easily become the next Miyamoto, or even better. But yeah, this is going to be good.

Even though you'll have no part in this, I'm sure you'll still be able to enjoy it once it comes out because something this good, I mean, it would be downright stupid to want to miss something like this. It's going to be amazing.

Sincerely,<br>
Reggie Fils-Aime}}

{{quotebox|Clyde is NOT stealing my Sonichu and Rosechu, is he?}}

{{quoteboxred|Sorry that's classified information.}}

{{quoteboxred|Dear Chris,

We sent a letter to you. I'm sure you heard from a man named Mike Chandler by now. It's true, Mr. Miyamoto no longer has an appointment scheduled with you, nor will we acknowledge any longer that he had any correspondence with you anymore. The project is dead and buried and all Nintendo employees have been told to never acknowledge that the project ever existed.<br>
I already told you before that the project was canceled due to your inaction. We will not accept any more unsolicited game suggestions or business requests from you. As we mentioned, Mr. Miyamoto does make occasional business trips to the U.S. (and your previous appointment, which has expired and been erased from memory, was one of those trips), but for now he is back in Japan where he usually spends the majority of his time.

Now that you have received the letter, consider the cancellation official. It was nice doing business with you, but we will not make any games or take any ideas you have into consideration nor will we make Sonichu the game or anything related to it.

Sincerely,<br>
Reggie Fils-Aime<br>
President<br>
Nintendo of America, Inc.}}

{{quotebox|And it is Official that YOU, Sir ARE an IMPOSTOR. You blatently croped and copied a piece of the letterhead from the letter I've uploaded onto my server, and you have obviously forged that signature.

I am Ceasing my contact with you at Your current E-mail address, as well as "Mr. Miyamoto"'s E-mail address, because You BOTH were IMPOSTOROUS TROLLS. So you can QUIT your Cherade, you bastards.

Christian C.}}

==See also==

* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009]]
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009]]
* [[The Sonichu Chronicles]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Reggie Fils-Aime|Wikipedia article on Reggie Fils-Aimé]]

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'''[[Sonichu (IRC chat)|IRC]]:''' [[IRC (16 October 2008)|Oct 16]] | [[IRC (24 October 2008)|Oct 24]] | [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|Oct 26]] | [[IRC (26 November 2008)|Nov 26]] | [[IRC (13 December 2008)|Dec 13]] | [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Dec 15]] | [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Dec 17]] | [[IRC (18 December 2008)|Dec 18]] | [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Dec 22]] | [[IRC (27 December 2008)|Dec 27]] | [[IRC (28 December 2008)|Dec 28]] | [[IRC (31 December 2008)|Dec 31]] | [[IRC (02 January 2009)|Jan 2]] | [[IRC (03 January 2009)|Jan 3]] | [[IRC (04 January 2009)|Jan 4]] | [[IRC (20 January 2009)|Jan 20]] | [[IRC (21 January 2009)|Jan 21]] | [[IRC (23 July 2009)|Jul 23]]

'''[[Mumble]]:''' [[Mumble 1]] | [[Mumble 2]] | [[Mumble 3]] | [[Mumble 3.5]] | [[Mumble 4]] | [[Mumble 5]] | [[Mumble 6]] | [[Mumble 7]] | [[Mumble 8]] | [[Mumble 9]] | [[Mumble 9.5]] | [[Mumble 10]] | [[Mumble 11]] | [[Mumble 12]]

'''[[Julie PSN Chats]]:''' [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1]] | [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]] | [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]] | [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] | [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]] | [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4]]

'''[[Alec Benson Leary calls]]:''' [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|1]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|2]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|3]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|4]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|5]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|6]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|7]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|8]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|9]]

'''[[Liquid Chris|Liquid Saga]]:''' [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]] | [[Kacey Phone Call]] | [[Father Call]] | [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]

'''[[Jack Thaddeus]] calls:''' [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]''' | '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2]]''' | '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]

'''Other:''' [[CWC Cums for a Cat]] | [[Bob Walks In]] | [[Bob Walks In Aftermath]] | [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]] | [[Julie Reveals Herself]] | [[Car Pranks]] | [[Prank calls]] | [[DPF phonecall]] | [[Matthew Noble call]]
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'''[[Sonichu (IRC chat)|IRC]]:''' [[IRC (16 October 2008)|Oct 16]] | [[IRC (24 October 2008)|Oct 24]] | [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|Oct 26]] | [[IRC (26 November 2008)|Nov 26]] | [[IRC (13 December 2008)|Dec 13]] | [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Dec 15]] | [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Dec 17]] | [[IRC (18 December 2008)|Dec 18]] | [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Dec 22]] | [[IRC (27 December 2008)|Dec 27]] | [[IRC (28 December 2008)|Dec 28]] | [[IRC (31 December 2008)|Dec 31]] | [[IRC (02 January 2009)|Jan 2]] | [[IRC (03 January 2009)|Jan 3]] | [[IRC (04 January 2009)|Jan 4]] | [[IRC (20 January 2009)|Jan 20]] | [[IRC (21 January 2009)|Jan 21]] | [[IRC (23 July 2009)|Jul 23]]

'''[[Mumble]]:''' [[Mumble 1]] | [[Mumble 2]] | [[Mumble 3]] | [[Mumble 3.5]] | [[Mumble 4]] | [[Mumble 5]] | [[Mumble 6]] | [[Mumble 7]] | [[Mumble 8]] | [[Mumble 9]] | [[Mumble 9.5]] | [[Mumble 10]] | [[Mumble 11]] | [[Mumble 12]]

'''[[Julie PSN Chats]]:''' [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1]] | [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]] | [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]] | [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] | [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]] | [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4]]

'''[[Alec Benson Leary calls]]:''' [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|1]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|2]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|3]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|4]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|5]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|6]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|7]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|8]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|9]]

'''[[Liquid Chris|Liquid Saga]]:''' [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]] | [[Kacey Phone Call]] | [[Father Call]] | [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]

'''[[Jack Thaddeus]] calls:''' [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]''' | '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2]]''' | '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]

'''Other:''' [[CWC Cums for a Cat]] | [[Bob Walks In]] | [[Bob Walks In Aftermath]] | [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]] | [[Julie Reveals Herself]] | [[Car Pranks]] | [[Prank calls]] | [[DPF phonecall]] |[[Matthew Noble call]]
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'''[[Sonichu (IRC chat)|IRC]]:''' [[IRC (16 October 2008)|Oct 16]] | [[IRC (24 October 2008)|Oct 24]] | [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|Oct 26]] | [[IRC (26 November 2008)|Nov 26]] | [[IRC (13 December 2008)|Dec 13]] | [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Dec 15]] | [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Dec 17]] | [[IRC (18 December 2008)|Dec 18]] | [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Dec 22]] | [[IRC (27 December 2008)|Dec 27]] | [[IRC (28 December 2008)|Dec 28]] | [[IRC (31 December 2008)|Dec 31]] | [[IRC (02 January 2009)|Jan 2]] | [[IRC (03 January 2009)|Jan 3]] | [[IRC (04 January 2009)|Jan 4]] | [[IRC (20 January 2009)|Jan 20]] | [[IRC (21 January 2009)|Jan 21]] | [[IRC (23 July 2009)|Jul 23]]

'''[[Mumble]]:''' [[Mumble 1]] | [[Mumble 2]] | [[Mumble 3]] | [[Mumble 3.5]] | [[Mumble 4]] | [[Mumble 5]] | [[Mumble 6]] | [[Mumble 7]] | [[Mumble 8]] | [[Mumble 9]] | [[Mumble 9.5]] | [[Mumble 10]] | [[Mumble 11]] | [[Mumble 12]]

'''[[Julie PSN Chats]]:''' [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1]] | [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]] | [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]] | [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] | [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]] | [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4]]

'''[[Alec Benson Leary calls]]:''' [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|1]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|2]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|3]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|4]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|5]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|6]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|7]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|8]] | [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|9]]

'''[[Liquid Chris|Liquid Saga]]:''' [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]] | [[Kacey Phone Call]] | [[Father Call]] | [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]

'''[[Jack Thaddeus]] calls:''' [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call]]''' | '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2]]''' | '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]

'''Other:''' [[CWC Cums for a Cat]] | [[Bob Walks In]] | [[Bob Walks In Aftermath]] | [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]] | [[Julie Reveals Herself]] | [[Car Pranks]] | [[Prank calls]] | [[DPF phonecall]] |[[Matthew Noble phonecall]]
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Matthew Nobles call

2010-08-16T03:22:35Z

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On 10 [[August 2010]], Matthew Noble, a [[GAMe PLACe]] employee, called [[Bob Chandler]] and discussed [[Chris's]] encounter with [[Michael Snyder]] in [[June 2010]].

==Transcript==
Bob: Hello?<br>
Matthew: Uh, hello, is this Robert Chandler?<br>
Bob: Yes?<br>
Matthew: Hello?<br>
Bob: Who is this?<br>
Matthew: Hi, hi, Mr. Chandler. Hi, my name is, uh, Matthew Noble, I think you just tried to call me back, I think I left you a message?<br>
Bob: Y-yes, what's your problem?<br>

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?0qocazgbb2qbp7m Audio download]

{{FanChats}}

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Matthew Nobles call

2010-08-16T03:21:55Z

Bystander:

On 10 [[August 2010]], Matthew Noble, a [[GAMe PLACe]] employee, called [[Bob Chandler]] and discussed [[Chris's]] encounter with [[Michael Snyder]] in [[June 2010]].

==Transcript==
Bob: Hello?<br>
Matthew: Uh, hello, is this Robert Chandler?<br>
Bob: Yes?<br>
Matthew: Hello?<br>
Bob: Who is this?<br>
Matthew: Hi, hi, Mr. Chandler. Hi, my name is, uh, Matthew Noble, I think you just tried to call me back, I think I left you a message?<br>
Bob: Y-yes, what's your problem?<br>

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==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?0qocazgbb2qbp7m Audio download]

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Matthew Nobles call

2010-08-16T03:21:14Z

Bystander: Categorizin' this shit

I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T06:33:58Z

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'''Editing I Pimp My Ride.MOV''' is a video uploaded on 5 may 2010.

Having discovered the bug placed in his [[PS3]], Christian proudly shows off the removed device in an ill fitting pokemon shirt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5xYLpUJxY&feature=player_embedded

==Video==
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| name = I Pimp My Ride.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|orz5xYLpUJxY}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 05 May 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Autism|text}}
| Performance Style = {{Video games}} PS3
| Shirt = [[Pokémon T-Shirt]]
| previous = [[4232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T06:30:12Z

Bystander:

'''Editing I Pimp My Ride.MOV''' is a video uploaded on 5 may 2010.

Having discovered the bug placed in his [[PS3]], Christian proudly shows off the removed device in an ill fitting pokemon shirt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5xYLpUJxY&feature=player_embedded

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Pimp My Ride.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|orz5xYLpUJxY}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 05 May 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Autism|text}}
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Shirt = {{Cwcbra}} [[Muscle bra|Muscle Bra]]
| previous = [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===

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{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Jackie E-mails

2010-04-22T06:33:32Z

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The ''Jackie e-mails'' are a collection of e-mails between [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and an [[troll|innocent woman]] named Jackie, who Chris met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. The e-mails span from 5 April 2010, around the time [[trolls]] discovered Chris's account at The Hook Cafe to 21 April 2010.

This set of letters, from 5 April 2010 to 8 April 2010, shows Jackie's initial encounter of Chris. Of note, Chris goes plenty on about [[Pokemon]], trolls, his war with [[Alec Benson Leary]] and his rage over THOSE FAKING FAKERS WITH [[Aspergers Syndrome|ASPERGER'S]].

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 5, 2010 - 6:24pm
What kind of video games do you play besides Guitar Hero? I don't have any current consoles but I love my old playstation. I play on my friend's wii a lot, though. I like drawing and stuff, too.

Anyway, you're kind of cute, hope to hear back from you~~ :)}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 5, 2010 - 11:14pm
I've just read your profile and saw your pic; you are pretty. I guess I'm a suitable candidate for you; I have strong arms. You have a lot of fun things I totally agree on that we can do together.

To answer your question, I also play [[LittleBiGPlanet]], God of War, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]; I have a wide collection. You would just have fun playing my games (if that's your pleasure), and I think you'd have fun playing me too. LOL

I am a [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] Fanatic also; grew up on it since Pok'emon Red, and I've played a LOT of the TCG when I was going to the League (I'll tell you more about that later on).

So, magzine editor, huh; which mag? :)

The online thing is cool, but you and I should meet and hang out together ASAP. How about I meet you at the bar you go to (which bar would that be?) this coming friday? Say 6:00 or 7:00 PM?

Please reply and let me know if it is good for you.

Looking forward to your reply,
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 6, 2010 - 2:57pm
Hey, you wrote back! I literally have to run out the door right now but just wanted to let you know I'll write more later tonight. :)

Jackie}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 6, 2010 - 5:38pm
Jackie, huh? That's a fun name; it goes with your personality well (at least from what I've read so far). It says there that you are a Unitarian; it's cool. I'm a Methodist.

I wanted to check on this, but considering you've had a lot of [[sex]], have you have yourself checked recently for any STDs? I have to be careful these days.

We can also talk over the phone if you want; let me know if you want to exchange numbers; if you don't, it's cool.

Waitin' for your next message.
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 6, 2010 - 6:41pm
Hey! Yeah, my name is Jacklyn, but everyone calls me Jackie. So a little more about me: I've never played Little Big Planet, isn't it just like a simple platformer? I was bigger into digimon than pokemon when I was a kid, but I loved red and blue. I bet you would be fun to play, though :)

To answer your question, I haven't really had a lot of sex partners or anything, didn't mean to give that impression - I just love sex when I am with someone. I've only been with six guys in my life. I haven't been tested in a while (never been in a situation where I thought I needed to, btw, but I have just to be careful), I'm seeing my gyno next week. Is testing something you do often? How many partners have you had, if I may ask?

This Friday is too short a notice for me, sorry, I'm swamped with projects this weekend. The school week is pretty much out for me too, I go to school in Staunton, but I come home every weekend. How about we plan on next Friday afternoon, though? In the meantime, we can email and learn more about each other?}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 6, 2010 - 8:46pm
That's cool; I can do Friday of next week. As long as I get to meet you and hang and all that.

To answer your question, I am a virgin; I have never had sexual intercourse, but I have watched a number of XXX flicks, and I have a good number of ideas of what to do, and I am not a total nervous flake. I would not constantly ask, "Is this good for you" or "Am I doing it right?" I feel very confident in my abilities and knowledge. I have been checked a few months ago, and I am clean of any STDs.

LittleBiGPlanet is kind of a platformer, but it is Customizable; you can create your OWN Levels, Publish them onto the Online LBP Server, and even Play Other People's Published Levels. Plus, the Sackperson is Customizable too; you can even make it look like a Charizard, Totodile, Goldeen, or any other person/animal/plant you want; Male or Female. I have created an Aqua Teen Hunger Force remake of the first two levels of Burgertime (in the Same Level). And more fun, I've created a fun, cute level that simulates a Fun Date, titled "A First Fun Date"; Best Enjoyed with a Couple. Maybe U + Me. ;)

I've been keeping up with Pok'emon up to Diamond/Pearl, and I have all Max Evolved Level 100 Pok'emon in my Diamond card. Including a Blaziken that I originally got in my Ruby, then traded to my Emerald, then moved it to my Diamond, that is Level 100, has earned over 20 Ribbons, and his name is Inuyasha.

Let me give you my e-mail address, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com; it is also my for AIM (and it can communicate with most other IMs). When you send me your first e-mail, please put in the subject, "Hey, It's Jackie" or something like that.

Which college are you going to, and what is your current major?

I look forward to the e-mail. XOXO
Christian.}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 7, 2010 - 7:38am
My bad; I've just double-checked your profile; you've already graduated from college. So please disregard that last question. But I have to ask, you said you were going to school; is your editorial job there; please elaborate on that? And what did you graduate from college with?

Have a safe day.
XOXOXO
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 7, 2010 - 3:07pm
Hey! Don't have a whole lot of time right now, but to answer your question: I actually only work part time as the editor of an in-school paper here. I did graduate from school with a degree in Sociology, but I only got that mostly because I didn't know what I wanted to do and figured I should get some kind of degree (isn't that what we all do, though :). So now I'm going back for my second degree, this time in journalism (hence the editing job, it's an internship for credit as well as a paycheck). Hey, I'll write more later tonight, gotta get back to class.

Jackie}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 7, 2010 - 6:06pm
Very cool; now we have this communication link between us. Let me know if you want to start up an IM session later; I'll check back at about 8 or 9.

It's soo funny, because that's what happened to me at PVCC. I originally had no clue what to major in at first; I felt fried in the head that day nearly a decade ago when I was starting up there. I picked a major in something of Marketing; it wasn't doing me all that justice, so upon my father's suggestion, I switched to Computer Aided Drafting and Design. I did better in passing there, yet I feel unsure of going into an Architecture job, but at least I have Computer Expertise and Experience under my wing (as well as the Degree and Certificate). At least I made my family happy, and made a major accomplishment of a College Degree.

Although, PVCC wasn't really the best place to be; I had fewer friends than I did back at Manchester High, plus the "Dean of Student Services", Mary Lee Walsh, did not like me that much. Long Story Short, I started my Sweetheart Search back in August of '03 (choice method of attraction way back then was a sign next to me); she did not approve of it (made an impression that she was against True Love Searches); there was a major disagreement between us; I was kicked out of PVCC for a year with having to see a psychiatrist and take anger management; finished my major later; and to this day, she still hates me. In a bit of spite against her past attacks against my noble search, I portrayed her as a Witch Villain in my comic book series who caused chaos of destroying all True Love in my city of Cwcville, VA and such. About a year ago, I drew her an Apology Drawing and put it in a nice frame, hoping we could put the past unpleasantness behind us and make peace. A couple of days later after delivery of the drawing to her secretary, she sends me a Trespassing Notice; some "Thank You"...

Also, I stopped the sign usage like back in '04, when I realized that it only made me look retarded, of which I was and am not. The only local college I can even hang around at these days is the UVA.

Speaking of which, I used to go to the ONE Pok'emon TCG League in Charlottesville at The (Game & Hobby) Place (Fridays from 5 - 7 PM). After being forced NOT to hook up my Wii to their TV (a few children missed out on the distribution of a Magmortar, Electivre and Surfing Pikachu that night), the "Manager", Michael Snyder forced me not to. Obviously I was angry at him (He had hated my guts for a long while as well). I later wrote an angry note of "Michael loves the Fiddlesticks out of Mary Lee Walsh"; he took it as an offense, and banned me from "his" property. This happened June of '08. In April of '09, I went in, hoping all was forgotten, looking to see if they had some Eye of Judgment cards in stock and how much; a cashier recognized me and he was like, "Did Mike say you could come back here?" I felt disturbed, so without causing trouble, I left peacefully. I'm thinkin' of trying again later this week and see what happens. I'm feelin' more assertive, so if I am asked that again, I will ask if Michael is still the "Manager", and see if the staff is telling the truth then.

But I digress about that history.

I've read you draw your own comics too; I'd like to see what you have drawn. :) Also, what's your favorite kind of music, or favorite singer, musician or band? And please tell me more about yourself.

And please feel free to check out some of my comic pages on my website, the Cwcipedia (A.K.A. CWC's Sonichu Site), http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu_Comic_Collection. With that, I should warn you that I am internet famous (it's NOT glamorous); I have a bunch of Internet Bullies and Trolls trying to bother me. I've had to deal with them quite a bit, and I remain cautious. They have HATE PAGES against me on the web; please pay no attention to them. And you will be safe, as long as I do not talk about you at all online, or you don't talk about me online. For example, don't use my name when blogging or talking about me to anyone else on the internet; you may make up a nickname of me (F.Y.I., my name spelled backwards is off-limits; my bad on that).

I warn you, because I care about you, especially when we're just getting started on being friends and getting to each other. Oh the stories I can share with you.

Hey, we all have our own problems; all we can do is Keep a Happy Thought. You're my Happy Thought, Jackie.

I'll TTYL; Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 7, 2010 - 8:48pm
Hey, Christian.

A little more about your questions - my favorite band is the Crash Test Dummies, hands down. Something about the main singer's deep voice (I forget his name) just makes their music sound so sensual and romantic, have you ever heard them? I bet you have a nice deep voice. :) Like I said, I'm going to school for journalism, print journalism specifically, I just love current events and the way our world works. I'm sure I'll be able to apply my sociology degree too when I get out of school and get a job. It'll still be about two years before I graduate, though.

Hey, I also saw you said you are autistic. I confess, I don't know much about autism, could you tell me more about what it's like? I knew a kid when I was in grade school that sometimes picked fights with other boys because he had autism, but I didn't know him well, but he got pretty violent. Or maybe he had aspergers, actually - they're the same thing, actually, right? I have a friend who is a therapist and works with children with developmental disorders, I think that's what she said.

Yeah, I had some friends that went into architecture, it's a long process, you have to get a masters before you can use it. But you have a CADD degree, that's cool, computer technology is so interesting because it's everywhere and someone who knows them can get almost any kind of job. What do you do for a living? I bet you're some kind of visual design specialist or consultant for an advertiser or something, right? Judging that because of the degree and how creative you are. That sounds awful about the experience you had with your dean; why does she still hate you? Are you still in contact with her even after graduating? As for the Game Place, you should totally go in and do that, I love when men are assertive and take charge! I think you should go in and tell them that it's only fair that you be allowed back in now after so much time, and if they make a fuss you should demand to speak to the manager so you can hash things out like adults. Let me know how that goes, I want to know!

I don't have any of my comics to send to you with me (not ones that are good enough to show anybody, anyway) but I'll draw some stuff and send it to you soon. I went to your page about your sonichu comic, but when I click on the chapter pages it just has a bunch of weird messages, and one has a picture of some guy from the Jersey Shore or something, did you send me to the wrong website? I'd still love to see some of your sonichu. But I'm surprised I haven't heard of it before, if you have trolls that must mean you have fans and are kind of popular too, right? What do they troll you about? But thank you so much for warning me and being upfront and honest with me, that's very sweet and I'm glad you care :) I don't think I'll be able to IM tonight, I think I'm kind of getting a little flu and want to get to bed early so I have plenty of rest. But I want to hear more of these stories, you sound like you've had a very interesting life.

I'll be thinking of you ~ ~

Jackie}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 7, 2010 - 11:07pm
I thought Crash Test Dummies may be the band; I've read you went to a concert of theirs recently, but I wanted to make sure. I've heard a sample of them from Napster; they do sound good. You may also like Celtic Thunder; they're good too. I do have a deep bass voice, although sometimes it does go up in pitch, but I'm working on that.

Please don't get me started with Aspergers; I have nothing against the people, it's just that I can not accept Aspergers and Autism being of the same classification. In my opinion, Aspergers is not as fierce as Autism; they have Better Social Skills, and they are Less likely to become low-functioning retards. However, in my experience with my Autism, I have in my childhood did not talk from 1.5 to 7 years of age (I first spoke at 6 weeks with "Monkey"; likely trying to say "Mommy"; I was with her while she was shopping that day). I did not pick many fights, although because they did not understand Autism and were scared, about 4th and 5th grade, the staff of Nathaniel Greene Elementary pinned me down on the floor and tape-recorded my screams, and they tried to put me in a mental institution. My mom and dad did not want that, so we move to Chesterfield County where I was continued to be mainstreamed at Providence Middle and Manchester High; I took a lot of Coping Skill courses as well. I feel I have overpowered some of my symptoms, such as social shyness, yet I still have some trouble maintaining eye-contact, unless I Have a Strong, Good emotional bond with the other person. You can learn more of the autistic traits on autism.org, or look it up on wikipedia.

Actually, I am not currently employed; I've been concentrating on my Sonichu books the past number of years, although I have worked at a Wendys then with Cutco cutlary for a while. I am looking to work at the new Wal-Mart here in Ruckersville that will be opening in a few months. The store is not currently selectable on the online application site, so I'm waiting for that. I've been on Social Security in the meantime, and I am managing it well.

I use what I've learned in CADD to help me better design my buildings and surroundings of Cwcville. I even have printed blueprints for a two-story Mall, WITH a Mayor's Office on the 2nd floor, overlooking the Front Entrance from the last CADD class I took at PVCC. It also has a Pok'emon Center Store, like they had in New York City before they turned it into a Nintendo Store.

I have not been in contact with Mary since that last trip to PVCC. As for reasons why she still has a thing against me, 1) There was that time in her office I overreacted and raised my voice against her (really scared her); no physical violence, but I did curse her with bad luck and misfortune. I removed it remotely when I drew that apology drawing about a year ago. 2) I portrayed her constantly as a Witch in my stories, which I later remedied by a) changing the character name to "Slaweel Ryam", which is a palindrome of "Mary Lee Walsh" (minus the "H"), and b) removing that character in Book 10 in the final confrontation between me and her. 3) Following the Character Representation, I gave her a Local Bad Rap at PVCC; a number of students who did not see eye-to-eye with her either.

And BTW, thanks for letting me know about that; I did send you the correct link, but the deal was you click [show] then click a page to view; the "Issue #" links were originally left blank, but a month ago, a troll and his crew managed to Hack into the impenetrable security of the site (even though it is Wikipedia-Editable-Style, and ONLY I, the SysOp and GoogleAds have Full Control of editing ANYTHING on the Cwcipedia); they just slandered it with grotesque image replacements, page edits and whatnot. The SysOp and I managed to clean up most of the mess, but some things are likely overlooked, so Thank You, Jackie for finding that error for me. I am reprogramming them to redirect to Page 1 of their respective books. I also have good HTML education and experiences. I created the Original "CWC's Sonichu Site", as well as my past "CWC's Pok'eSite 2!" from raw HTML and PC Notepad scratch. Then I found Netscape Composer later on. I still have a lot of HTML knowledge in between my memory and my notes I took, plus I can look up the code when I need it in Google or something.

Yes I do have a lot of fans, and I appreciate their support, but due to the Troll stress I've been dealing with for the past 2.5 years (since November 2007 when I first found the Encyclopedia Dramatica page of me they started). Since then, I have learned and continue to use better internet caution, most difficult passwords, and keeping my real life OFF of the internet, so the trolls won't know who to threaten in real life or come after me in further bully attacks. Between them all, a few trespassed into our yard, placed a wrongful sign there, and egged our house. Some have pranked and threatened phone-called us between our house phone and mine and my mother's cell phones (mine mostly; thank God for Caller ID). Plus I have been in and out of online relationships, that went nowhere in-person. Some "Women" were actually Men pretending to be women. And among the Real Women, they either died, got raped, or were coerced to their "Dark Side". At least I do have a few Real Friends helping protect me and my work from the trolls.

That's another thing, in my life, I have had mostly female friends, as well as a few male friends/acquaintances. Yet I am still a straight man missing out on the action. One count was that up until I turned 21, I was naive and dumb on the subject of Dating (I did take sex-ed in high school, and I've started watching man-on-woman porn at 16). Within the past few years recently, I've developed the idea of Dating Education Classes; The School System SHOULD have taught that Alongside or Before Sexual Education. God knows it would have wised me up a lot sooner. There's an episode in my comics describing the basic idea of a Dating Education Class.

But I digress. I'm sorry you aren't feeling well. My advice; drink plenty of water and Orange Juice, and eat Chicken Noodle Soup. Plus the anti-flu/cold medication, such as Tylenol, or a Non-Aspirin substitute, such as what drug stores like CVS sell. And rest/relaxation of course. You can draw, play your Playstation, read or whatever you feel like within your reach.

Feel better soon, and stay safe, Sweetie.
XOXOXO
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 8, 2010 - 5:48pm
Hey, Chris! I'll write more later (I'm sure you see the pattern, but daytime is pretty busy for me these days), but can I ask you to write to me at [[censored]] from now on? Yahoo mail is screwing up for me lately.

Jackie}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 8, 2010 - 1:57pm
I wanted to let you know that I really appreciate your sweetness and compassion you have shown me so far; please keep it up. Also, I wanted to ask, you live in Charlottesville and you commute to Staunton for your college and work; is that correct? Do you live by yourself, roommate or with your family? And tell me a bit about your family; mom, dad, sisters/brothers and such. I want to hear more stories of you too; my life is interesting, but I want to hear more about you too.

I'll be thinking fondly of you too, Sweetie, and I hope you are feeling better.
Have a sweet day and stay safe,
XOXOXO
Christian.}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 8, 2010 - 2:03pm
I've copied your pic and I am using it as the wallpaper on my PSP (it's rotated, so I have to rotate my PSP to see you upright). May I have some more pics of you, please? I'm thinking one that would be perfect is a photo of you relaxing on your bed reading your book, so then it can be like I'm chillin' with you. Also, I like your hair style and it's color; it looks natural. ;)}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 8, 2010 - 6:02pm
Hey! I got a little break time to write in.

So that's weird what you say about autism and aspergers not being linked. Like I said I have that friend of mine who is a clinical psychologist and works with helping autistic children develop skills and socialize and stuff like that, and she says that aspergers is actually just another kind of autism. I went to that autism.org website and typed in aspergers, and the first page that came up had this on it: "Sometimes people assume everyone who has autism and is high-functioning has Asperger's syndrome. However, it appears that there are several forms of high-functioning autism, and Asperger's syndrome is one form." So aspergers really is a form of high-functioning autism then, right? My friend says that aspergers wasn't really classified until 1994 or something, so it's a really recent development in the field of psychology, maybe your information is just a little out of date? But you said your school teachers tape-recorded your screams? Why would they do that? Maybe they were just trying to help you? I know when I was about 6 I had to get a routine shot at the doctors office but I hated needles and was so scared, I screamed and fought and they needed three nurses to hold me in place... it was scary at the time, but I know they didn't mean me harm. (I respect those doctors and nurses for having to handle scared little kids like that, must be heartbreaking for them to know they can't comfort a scared kid like that.)

So you're not employed but you're applying at Wal-Mart? It's good that your looking for a job, but don't you want to make use of your CADD degree? I know I was annoyed when I first got out of school the first time because it was hard to find jobs with my sociology degree, that's part of why I went back, I wanted to augment it with something. You should go into design or advertising or something like that. I'm still a little confused on what Cwcville is, is it in your sonichu cartoon? I'm sorry, I still haven't read any of your sonichu :(... is it a comic that has a lot of architecture themes? How do you apply your CADD degree to it? If you haven't talked to your Dean, that's probably good, why do you think she is still mad at you though? I think most people are pretty forgiving. Hey, are you still planning on going to that Game Place though? I'm really excited to hear what happens there! I think it's SO sexy when a man stands up for himself... :')

I'm sorry to hear you've been unlucky in love... I know exactly what that's like. You said some of your girlfriends have been raped though!? That's horrible, I am SO sorry that you and they had to go through that. Can you tell me a little about that? Unless it's too private or painful, if it's none of my business then just ask me to leave it be, I know how traumatic such an experience can be (I have a friend who was raped in high school, her life was almost completely ruined, she still has trouble trusting people, it's so sad).

I don't know if dating education could work though, I don't know how that would work really, I don't think dating is something that can really be taught, it depends on whether two people have a connection I think (kind of like what you and I have :). Um, not to be rude or anything sweetie, but I would suggest that you don't talk about watching porn in our emails where we're still getting to know each other... I know you say you have trouble being shy and knowing what to say sometimes sweetie, just helping you out :)

Anyway, I gotta go now, but write me back! I can't wait to hear about what happens at the Game Place!

Jackie}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 8, 2010 - 6:54pm
Hey sweetie! Got a little more free time than I thought I would have, so I went to look at some of your sonichu comic. I love it! It's so edgy, I like the page you just put up on the front page where sonichu is holding a rifle and threatening his enemy (who is that guy? or is it supposed to be a girl, he has a skirt?). So, what is this current plot arc or story or whatever?

Also, I was thinking about the Game Place thing a little more, I wanted to tell you that you should do it like a sit-in: if they pick a fight with you, just sit down on the ground peacefully until they agree to resolve it with you. Peaceful resistance, just like what Gandhi did, you know? But it sounds kind of like they might try to deny things or lie like they did before, I think you should record it, maybe? Because they are discriminating against you and all, I mean it would be a good idea to have a recording in case you need to prove that they lied later, so they can't do a "our word against yours" thing to you. Sorry, I'm just really excited to hear how that goes!

Oh, and some more of your questions: my family lives in Charlottesville but I stay in the dorm in Staunton with three roommates; I go to [[censored]], actually, but I almost always come home and stay in Charlottesville with my parents on the weekends. My parents have been married for 30 years (just had their anniversary in October), I have one younger sister who's still in high school, and an older brother who lives in Pennsylvania, he's a pediatrician, actually. And you're so sweet about my picture! I'll take some more and send them to you in a bit. I like that you can see me whereever you go now :)

Talk to you soon,

Jackie ~ ~ :')}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 8, 2010 - 11:09pm
Hey, Sweetie. Thank you for letting me know about your new e-mail address. BTW, I've noticed in the "From" field of the e-mails, it says "Jacklyn [[censored]]"; please verify if [[censored]] is your last name. Also, that rifle-image you saw on the Cwcipedia, that is another Troll Problem of mine. See, this dude, Alec Benson Leary, who made up his own fanfiction of my Sonichu works, Asperchu, has been trying to 1-up me for months now. He purchased the adspace on the Cwcipedia, and once in a while, he makes a damn attempt to grind my gears and steal my fans by putting up his badly drawn stuff in the adspace. I had talked with him before to not do that, and he still does it, and I do not appreciate it. I'm a bit obsessive-compulsive, and after seeing his pages, and what he was doing in crappy parody of me and my characters, it pisses me off. Also, that guy on that page; that is a bad facsimile of me; I did a video on my YouTube in a Kilt for a past girlfriend, who dumped me; I moved on.

The story of that girlfriend; she and I had met at a social even; we found lots in common; we were starting work on a book of a King who was changed into a Guiding Owl (like the Owl of Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings). I came up with the concept. I created a sample of the story in a LittleBiGPlanet Level; a Foretaste, and I said it was a "Chris Chan/Damien Anteria" (her pen name) production. My trolls had the know of me finding this lady, but not of her real name. I had thought using her pen name was safe; she had some of her own fanfiction online. But she had to have a damn Facebook Page. The trolls found her real name and info; made up a mockery page of her on one of their websites; she was informed and became really angry at me and dumped me. Even worse, they pestered her and her family with phone calls and pretending to be me. It made me very sad, and I suffered a lingering heartache for over two weeks. I recovered a while later, and I moved on.

With that, about the past girlfriend who was raped; she lived in Australia; we were getting along great on Skype talk for months. Then the Troll, Clyde Cash, found her and flew all the way there and Raped her. After that, I had not heard from her. She was going to come to Virginia and continue our relationship in person after she graduated from her college there. I had later read of the Australian bushfires that spread and took a number of lives. Without a word from her, I had assumed she was dead. It left me very sad for weeks. I did special dedications for her now and then. Then, well over a year later, I FINALLY get to hear from her again, through Clyde Cash. Apparently after that rape, she not only got knocked-up, but she became a sex addict, and she left Australia, married and moved in with Clyde.

I will never forgive Clyde; he had hacked into my e-mail accounts, ebay, my Past Tripod Webhost Account, as well as a few others that later followed. And he managed to spend off of my debit card on Amazon. Fortunately, I had successfully undid that damage, with changing my bank account numbers and getting a new card. I almost lost my PayPal as well, but I managed to save that. He also pestered me with phone calls, sending unwanted prostitutes to my house (who my family and I later turned into the police and had arrested with a quick photo of their front license plate on their car). He also hacked into my Playstation Network account twice. He has done too much for me to ever forgive him, that damn son of a bitch.

Going back to Alec, he was a dude who disagreed with me and my view of the Autism/Asperger issue; he has Aspergers. That disagreement was one factor in our disputes and his attacks on my Cwcipedia. And the Autism/Asperger issue, YES I will admit SCIENCE stupidly decided to link the two, but as an individual person, I do not, and I will not ever agree with them. All it is really is MOVING the Spotlight from us Autistics to the Aspergers. I have had to suffer and recover in my whole lifetime with my autism; I refuse to let something that has a name that sounds like a bad cut of meat and is NOT as Special as us take our light away.

As for ANY "pages" that appear wrongfully on my website's adspace, Please disregard and ignore those; they are NOT mine, and I have never approved of them.

*sigh*

Anyway, you have a great idea on my thing at the Game Place; a Sit-In. I will remember that if they give me trouble and don't want to resolve it and make peace. Although I would first give them my scary, intimidating glare of anger. That is something I'd rather do than violence. The only time I would throw a punch would be in self-defense. I'm a tough fighter.

Dating Education can work, because there are a LOT of people who have little knowledge of what to say or do when asking a person of their opposite gender out as well as the concept of where to go and do for the dates. I mean Sexual Education ALONE is okay, but the question still would remain for those who do not know, HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO DATE #1 that would lead to that? It does not come natural to some; it was not natural for me.

Currently I am living with my mom and dad; they're retired now, but my father, Robert Franklin Chandler Jr, was an Engineer with General Electric. He designed the controls for Plastic Molding machines and others. Without my dad, we would not have something as simple as the plastic soda bottles. My mom, Barbara Ann Weston Chandler, did mostly secretarial work and recovery for Virginia Power (which is now Dominion Power) and First North American National Bank (FNANB). I have two half-brothers and a half-sister. Joseph Cole Smithey, of my mother, is currently in New York City, living with his girlfriend and her family, and is a movie reviewer with a website; http://www.colesmithey.com. Of my dad, Dr. David Alan Chandler is an Optometrist in Chesterfield County; he is married and has a daughter named Savannah. And then there's Carol Suzanne Chandler; she got a PhD in Math; last my father and I heard, she was working with the Government in D.C.

To answer your question of wanting to something with my degree, other than architecture (which that job does not thrill me), I feel uncertain of which local jobs I could get with it, especially their availability of being open for application in constant question; it's a low availability.

I have heard of [[censored]] before; good place. My father pointed it out for me a few times when we visited Staunton in my past. Mom and dad used to take me sometimes to the Gypsy Hill Park's Playground (it's the park with the big duck pond and the little train that runs in warm weather for the children. :) There's also a baseball field and a pool. We also sometimes enjoy(d) dining at Country Cookin' restaurants; there's one in a mall there in Staunton; you may be able to find its address on countrycookin.com.

There's a number of good pictures of me on the Cwcipedia, look up the page, "Christian in his own words"; there is an expandable gallery of photos on the bottom. I look forward to seeing more photos of you; have fun with them. :)

Let me guess, since you're living in Staunton, the bar you go to on some Fridays is in Staunton also? It is cool; I have driven myself to Staunton before, so I am capable of coming to you. As for our plan for our meet next Friday; did you have in mind you coming to C-Ville for that date, or should I plan on making the trip to you? I'm just clarifying it. If I was to come over there, and it gets late, I'll probably have to crash at your place for the night. So, please let me know in your reply. ;)}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 8, 2010 - 11:19pm
I hit Send instead of Save Draft before I finished that e-mail.

The main story of my comics are within My Pages; my hand-drawing style
is easy to recognize, so please don't confuse it with anyone else's
(especially Alec), as well as messed-up photoshop versions the trolls
have put together in the past.

I'll wrap this up for now, and I am looking forward to meeting you, and
I will be continuing to think of you fondly. You warm up my heart,
Jackie. :)

Stay Safe,
XOXOXO
Christian.}}

==See Also==

*[[Jackie e-mails Part 2]]
*[[Jackie e-mails Part 3]]

[[Category:E-mails]]

Jackie e-mails Part 2

2010-04-22T06:32:05Z

Bystander:

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 9, 2010 - 4:54pm
Wow, you have a lot to say, don't you? :)

I understand your hesitation about not knowing what kind of job you can get with your degree, like I said, I've been there too. You should do what I did and go back to school! Now that you're older I'm sure you've thought a lot about what type of career you'd like to have, you can go back and get any kind of degree you want, maybe you can also find a way to use your first one like I'm doing.

But you know, I followed the link of that Asperchu on the front page and spent over two HOURS reading it last night, I thought it was so funny and well-written, honey I'm so sorry, I thought it was YOURS! I can't believe that about that guy that draws it, that's just terrible. But I'm surprised a troll would go to such lengths, he's still drawing it every day and making updates and writing letters to his fans, even though you don't seem to care about Asperchu anymore, why would he keep doing that if you weren't paying attention? Did you maybe try talking to him nicely about the adspace and finding out why he was doing it, it just seems weird to me that he would keep doing that unless he had a reason. Anyway, enough of that, I was disappointed because I was looking for your recent comic pages but it doesn't look like you've been drawing much lately...? I thought Sonichu was so important to you considering how much you loved telling me about it, I thought it was like a daily webcomic that you did like Asperchu was, it seemed like that was your focus since you're not employed. And I'm kind of confused, is Sonichu supposed to be a children's comic? Because you censor swearing and have important morals and things like a kid's cartoon would have all over the place, but then you have stuff like that violent trial, where you killed those strange children (couldn't figure out who they were in the story, btw)... I like a story with violence, believe me, but I'm just confused who the target audience is?

And honey, I'm not really sure why you say science is "stupid", scientists put a lot of time and research into their work, like my psychiatrist friend. I don't get why you think autism is about having a "spotlight", I mean, people with aspergers have big problems too, my friend works with quite a few children with aspergers, its no picnic, they work their whole lives to overcome their effects too. Besides, if aspergers is a type of autism, then wouldn't you all just share the same "spotlight", what's wrong with that? I mean, everyone who has a problem they need help with deserves some attention, don't you think?

Anyway, I would love to see some new comics on your site, I'm gonna be honest, I really want a guy who's motivated, you know? Have you gone to the Game Place yet? Make sure you do record yourself being peaceful so they can't lie and turn it against you. I'm still excited to hear how it goes!

TTYS,

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 9, 2010 - 8:46pm
I am uncertain of going back to school at the moment, and I am still uncertain of what career I feel would be best for me. I have printed the message, and I will keep your suggestion in my mind. Thank you. :)

Sonichu has been, and still is, very important to me. As for the contents of the 10th book, with the Trial and anything to do with Alec and those guys, will be swapped out for new pages I am working on. I've been on a hiatus from the internet, and recovering the inspiration to get back to my work, Free of most Troll Influence. It was that influence that made me feel such irritation to draw what I drew there. I originally started the books, YES for a rating of TV-Y7, and that same influence from the past few years drew me to go into adult themes.

I lost focus, and I am regaining it from the hiatus. In a short while, I plan on putting my #0 book onto Lulu.com, to see how that would work, and let that go on a monthly new release. With reasonable page-removal/swapping, so it can be of TV-Y7 rating. Within the first 10 books, I put too much of myself into the story (a later-learned big mistake). But as I had stated in that book, I will be making less appearances, and letting the stories focus more around Sonichu and Rosechu, as it should have been. And the villains will be less real-life based; thank God for my creation of Count Graduon; he will possess Metal Sonichu on the moon and make his return in 12 or later. I am very motivated.

I do agree, everyone who has a problem deserve some attention. My opinions on the asperger symptom is just a piece of my OCD, and I feel the topic is better less discussed around me. Very much the same as my opinion on how my characters are being wrongfully portrayed by other people, because I feel it is an invasion into my world as I see and have made of it. But as long as I am still alive, all of the ideas and status of Sonichu, Rosechu, the city of Cwcville, and all that continue to remain sound and good as I see it.

I feel my comics are LESS of a webcomic and more of paper comic; I only shared it on the Sonichu Site originally, because it was a part of the Sonichu Universe. A big difference in webcomics and paper comics, from my point of view, webcomics are more of a daily panel, like in a newspaper, or if full-page, they are more likely computer-drawn, and they do appear on a daily basis. Paper Comics are the FULL books, where the whole story is elaborated, and it gets told on a monthly or so basis. I feel my books are better off as Monthly, since it is on Paper, and there are a LOT of pages and Sound Thought put into them.

New comics pages WILL be put up onto the Cwcipedia in due time, and for right now, I am concentrating on going self-publishing with Lulu, getting them better edited for the TV-Y7 audiences, and continuing with my stories. And I am also concentrating on my real life and seeking out the True Love I have been looking for, and I am thinkin' it'll be with you, Jackie-Heart. ;) I have a ton in mind for my "Second Season"; the stories are of my idea for the video game I often advertised on the backs of my books, "Sonichu's Adventure". Basically, it is the stories of adventures between Sonichu, Rosechu and each of the other main Electric-Hedgehogs. Like for example, Wild Sonichu's story is of after he loses his father to some Pok'emon poachers (possibly of Team Rocket and Giovanni), and years later, he hears the call of his father from afar, and he sets forward to find and rescue him. The ending being he finds his Scyther father evolved to a Scizor, and it draws into a plot similar to that in Star Wars between Luke and Vader.

I will be making the trip to the Game Place within the next few days; I will bring a recorder to get the event down, and I will let you know how it turns out.

Anyway, I would like to talk more about you as well as me, so please fill me in on some your own memories and events. Like you can tell me some of your high school or college stories, some of the things that happen while you're relaxing, hanging out or whatever. And I still would like the confirmation on our plans for our meeting date; do tell what you have in mind, Sweetie. <3

I'm thinking fondly of you. You stay safe, and have a good day.

XOXOXOXO
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 9, 2010 - 9:09pm
Hi honey :)

I'm glad you'll think about going back to school, it's important to have goals. I'm curious, why did you pursue the CADD degree in the first place?

I don't have much time to talk, I'm exhausted. I spent six hours in class today and then had to work at the paper for another four, now I've got a huge anthropology project I need to start putting together. What about you, what did you do today? You must have drawn some pages today, right? How about Lulu, did you get any of your books up there yet? I know a couple people that have published stuff on Lulu, like poetry books and stuff, they say it's really easy and quick, the website pretty much does all the work for you. Oh! When exactly are you going to the Game Place? I'm really excited about it. If you're not doing anything tomorrow you should go then!

Hey, you know I was showing our emails to my roommate and talking about you with her, and when she saw the part where you said you have a deep voice, and I was wondering... do you sing at all? It'd be nice to hear your voice.

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 10, 4:20pm
I'll go to the Game Place after Church tomorrow, and I'll be getting started on Lulu.com today. I have a few new pages drawn, but I ask you to not pressure me on that every e-mail, please. To talk about it every once in a while is cool.

I have videos on YouTube of myself (the most recent has my deep voice, and there are a few of me singing); my current account is ChristianWChandler (http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler), and my past account (lost the password long ago, and have been unable to log back into it) is CChan6789 (http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789). Plenty of past vocal and singing videos between the two. :) Although, I did sometimes act a bit immature; I am only human, so please disregard those.

I think I've said this before, but originally, out of confusion, my original major was something of Marketing. After consultation with my father, I later switched to CADD as my major. So, I had two reasons for the CADD; it dealt with computers, and because of my father. His intentions were good; he was thinking of possible job opportunities for me and whatnot.

I have been helping my family with chores lately; moving tree branches, disposing of garbage, as well as a few errands. Yesterday, I went out for groceries; I put a Phillips 2003 Flat-Screen TV (with a big back) into my car to either be sold at a pawn shop or donated to the new Goodwill that will be opening soon in Ruckersville. And today, I'll be changing the flea/tick collars on my three cats; Lucy, Kitty and Scamper. Photos of the cats are attached, as well as a photo of my late dog, Patti; she died June of 2006 at 18 years of age. She was a sweet and good dog. Kitty was close friends with her.

I'm going to head to Lulu.com now, so I'll send another e-mail later. I still need confirmation of the details of our little date next Friday.

Stay Safe, and have a good day, Sweetie. :-*
XOXOXO
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 10, 2010 - 5:47pm
Hey!

Aw, your cats are cute! So it sounds like yesterday you just took it easy, hm? We all need days like those, I remember about a month ago I came home one weekend and just helped my dad wash and wax his car (he loves classic cars, we always bonded over that stuff when I was little), then we went for a long bike ride, it was just a fun, relaxing day. What's a busy day like for you? I'm sorry if I was pressuring you, but... you loved to share your updates with me on the comic, I thought you were doing it all the time. I mean, you're 28 and you don't have a job, I thought the comic was what you were going for professionally.

I'm glad you're going to the store tomorrow! Hey, like I said, when you go to the Game Place, make SURE you bring your camera and record it, it's very important you have a record of the whole thing so they can't lie later about you. I can't wait to hear the results! Oh, and about the date, since I'll be coming home to Charlottesville, I was thinking you could pick a place that you like, maybe. What kind of places do you like to go?

Let me know how things go,

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 10, 2010 - 7:46pm
Hey, my roommate showed me a little questionnaire she did when she met her new boyfriend to help them get to know each other, I thought it would be a cute way for us to learn a few more things about each other. I don't have it in front of me but I'll put the questions I remember and then give my answers.

What is your favorite time of day? Mine is in the evening.
When did you have your first kiss? I was 16.
Who was your childhood hero? Mine was Spider-man.
Have you ever been outside the country? If so, where to? I've never been, although I almost went to France once.
How old were you when you learned Santa Clause isn't real? I don't think I ever really believed in Santa, actually.
When was the first time you fell in love? I was 17... it didn't last very long.
When was the saddest time in your life? For me, probably when my parents got divorced when I was a kid. (They got back together, thankfully.)
When was the happiest time in your life? I think the first time I fell in love was... again, didn't last very long.

I don't remember any other questions, but I'd love to see your answers!

Kisses,

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 11, 2010 7:49am
Firstly, Sonichu and Rosechu ARE a top priority project of mine, and I AM working on going Professional with the books. Originally, and mostly, it was a hobby of mine, and I do have some fun with the drawing and coloring. But of course life isn't just about comic book pages; I felt partially empty, because I have not had a woman as a Sweetheart by my side in real life. And I've had my troubles with the internet bullies; that only made me feel weighed down emotionally. But as I live on, off of the internet and putting the trolls behind me, and being found by you, Jackie. :) I am feeling a better sense of peace and happiness.

To answer that set of questions...

-What is your favorite time of day? I'd say the evening/night.
-When did you have your first kiss? Depends. If you mean for me to kiss a woman outside of my family on the cheek, then that would be when I was 19. If you mean mouth-to-mouth with optional tongue-play, then I have not done that in my life yet.
-Who was your childhood hero? I had two; first was the American Rabbit, then Sonic the Hedgehog dashed in.
-Have you ever been outside the country? If so, where to? I have never been outside of the United States.
-How old were you when you learned Santa Clause isn't real? Learned: I'm not sure; maybe 15 or 16. Gave up on Santa: 24 (when he would not bring me a woman to be mine for three years).
-When was the first time you fell in love? First time ever, I was in the 3rd Grade; her name was Tiffany Robbinson; she was a pretty girl. We hung out and talked often. Then during the 4th Grade, she dumped and left me.
-When was the saddest time in your life? When my dog, Patti, passed away on June 27, 2006.
-When was the happiest time in your life? After you found, contacted and made me feel better, Jackie-Heart. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Answering short questions like those, telling my life stories, or even just talkin' about whatever with you; I feel better discussing those over work-topics or things that really grind my gears in extended periods. I think you can relate with me on that.

Let me ask you a few more questions...

-What are some TV shows you like to watch? I enjoy the classics, such as "I Love Lucy" and Red Skelton, but I also enjoy some of today's adult comedies like "Family Guy", "South Park", "The Simpsons", and I also like "Seinfeld" and "Friends" to name a few.
-What is your dream? I have a dream where I feel I am destined to have a Daughter named Crystal Weston Chandler with my future wife. Also, if there is a boy later, I like the name Reginald for him.
-What is your favorite color? I like Blue, specifically Crayola's Battery-Charged Blue.
-When's your birthday? I was born February 24, 1982.
-Name a place where you can feel a sense of peace and happiness hanging around in. I like a sunny day at a grassy field with a few trees in the mountains.
-What's your favorite ice cream flavor? I like Mint/Chocolate Chip.
-What's your favorite pizza topping? I like Spinach (mushrooms optional).
-What is a word you just really hate hearing/being called? Naive; it questions my mentality and experience.
-What is your favorite school subject? I enjoyed Math.

Also, I like doing Sudoku puzzles; do you sudoku?

I gtg get ready for church now; I will be going by the Game Place afterwards, and I will let you know how that goes later.

Stay Safe, Sweetie.
Hugs and Kisses,
Christian.}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 11, 2010 - 8:28am
As for places I like to go, we can meet by the Starbucks Kiosk in Fashion Square Shopping Center. Or we can meet up in the Downtown Mall by the Paramount. I am open for your suggestions as well. Please let me know what time will be good for you; currently, I'm thinking 4:00 PM. Also, I've just checked on readthehook.com, and I have found a bit of good music entertainment on the 16th; Bob Bennetta will be playing in Fellini's #9 at 6:00. And we'll see where the night leads us. ;)

TTYL. XOXOXOXO
Christian.}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 11, 2010 - 4:00pm
I had a nice time at my church today; it was a good service, and my pastor gave a delightful sermon.

I stopped by the Game Place afterwards, my past associate, Nathan was there; he greeted me, recognized me, and gave me the expected crap. I was all, "I can not believe this, it has been TWO YEARS and I am not forgiven? And I can not believe that man is STILL working here." And he was "Well, it doesn't matter, he is the manager" (more like ManaJerk) "if he has not given you permission to come back, and you don't leave right now, I will have to call the police." So I asked if he was there; Michael Snyder was not there, but he will be there tomorrow. I have just written/drawn up the game plan, with the goal in mind being getting the ban lifted off of me (relieving me of one less Major Worry). I plan on handling this as peacefully as possible; I pray he won't get violent; if he does, I will defend myself. And with the recorded evidence I'll have from his own words, if it is good enough, and he does not forgive me or allow me back in, I may call the police on him.

I'm right now still recovering from the angst from the setback, but I'll survive, and I will win.

*deep breaths*

On a more pleasant note, during her sermon, my pastor, Elizabeth, had informed us of a fun 90+-year old dude who was silent, yet comedic. :)

He died recently, but she shared printed copies of a questionnaire he filled out for the Young Adult Group (of which Elizabeth gave her support on his honorary membership); his answers were very good, honest and fun to read.

I took a copy for myself; the questions are good, and I thought it would be fun for you and me to answer these as well.

1) If you could build your house anywhere, where would it be?
-I would likely build my house here in Ruckersville, Charlottesville, or move back to Chesterfield County; all good places to live, plus my life is revolved around the three areas mostly.
2) What's your favorite article of clothing?
-I like my Jeans.
3) What's your favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
-I like the face, because most of the time I look at the face, and I can see some of the personality behind it. Like behind your face, Jackie, I see a sweet and fun-loving woman. And from what I have heard from you so far, an honest and compassionate one, and I feel it is a woman like you I would want to be with for a long time. <3
4) What's the last CD (and/or MP3) that you bought?
-The last CD I bought was Celtic Woman, "Songs From the Heart", and the last MP3 I purchased was A Taste of Honey's "Boogie Oogie Oogie".
5) Where's your favorite place to be?
-My bedroom.
6) Where's your least favorite place to be?
-Any place that is filled to the brim with smokers.
7) What's your favorite place to be massaged?
-My shoulders.
**Check out George's answer, "Depends on the definition of "place." One place is Healthsouth, 6910 Richmond Hwy. Ask for Michelle."
8) What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
-I like to think a strong mind is important, because not only does it store our personalities and intelligence, but also stores our will to be strong in body too.
9) What time do you wake in the morning?
-When I wake in the morning, it's usually between 8 and 9 AM.
10) What's your favorite TV show?
(I already asked this last e-mail; see that for my answer as well)
11) What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
-Microwave.
**George said "Chair".
12) What's your favorite childhood memory?
-Building with Lego bricks and pieces.
13) What makes you laugh?
-I'm going to agree with George on this one, "Mostly things unexpected."
14) What makes you really angry?
-Again, with George, "Mostly things expected, but better forgotten."
15) If you could play any instrument, what would it be?
-I would say Guitar, although my father showed me his Trumpet. I did try the Trumpet for a while, but it didn't work out for me.
16) What's your favorite restaurant?
-Country Cookin'.
17) What was the scariest moment of your life?
-When there is a chance I'm losing a really close friend or relative.
18) If there was a movie about you, what current/former Hollywood Star
would play you?
-Peter Cullin (He was the voice of the original, and new movies, Optimus Prime); I feel he is capable of maintaining a noble type of personality that I feel I have, as well as the emotional ups and downs like I have felt, and still maintain the determination to move forward.
19) Do you believe in afterlife?
-Yes, and I also feel reincarnation is a possibility too.
20) What was your favorite children's book?
-"The Berenstain Bears and the Bad Habit".
21) What is your favorite season?
-Spring; it's getting warmer, but it's not too hot yet, and the plants are in bloom with life.
22) What is your least favorite household chore?
-Garbage duty; it ain't clean, but someone's got to do it.
23) If you could have one super power, what would it be?
-Psychic: Telekinesis, Teleportation, Seeing into the Future.
24) If you have a tattoo, what is it?
-I do not have any tattoos.
25) Who was your first love and at what age?
-(I said it before) Tiffany Robinson; 9 years old.
26) What's the song you wish you had written?
-Have Written It; a song about Autism, it's called "A-U-T-ISM"; it's on my "Christian & the Hedgehog Boys" CD Album (currently solely in my posession). I may redo that song to better elaborate what Autism is. LOL.
27) Do you prefer cats or dogs?
-I like them both; they're fun, mostly cute, and they love you anyway.
28) What's in the trunk of your car?
-A car jack, a few blankets, and sometimes stuff that either has to be brought into the house or donated to a Goodwill.
29) Who are some people likely to respond to this questionnaire?
-They're asking for a name or two, but I say anyone who is willing to spare the time.
30) Least likely?
-People who are too engorged in their own selves.
31) What is your favorite day of the week?
-Friday.
32) Using only one word, describe yourself.
-Noble.

Wow, 31 more questions to answer in addition to the last e-mail I sent
you; we're really getting to know each other here, Jackie-Heart. LOL

I await your reply; please be sure to read all of the e-mails before
you reply, so you won't have to send multiple e-mails. Printing them
out beforehand helps too.

Oh, let me go ahead and give you my cell phone number, (434)-760-0848.
And please inform me of your number (including area code) so I can
recognize it being you on my cell's caller ID.

I'll TTYL. Stay Safe. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Hugs and Kisses,
Christian.}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 12, 2010 - 6:02pm

I've just got back home. I returned to the Game & Hobby Place, to try to resolve peace and get myself unbanned from the store through MIchael. That jerk is soo Cold-Hearted; he looked at me, and he constantly said "No". At the end, he picked up his phone and started
calling the police (I did not want no trouble with the Police), so I left, leaving him with a stern remark. I had my digital camera hidden in my vest pocket the whole time; I have the whole conversation very clearly recorded. Considering after what had transpired, I decided to upload the audio-only video onto my YouTube. I tried to be nice and peaceful. Now HE will have to deal with my Trolls for his discrimination against me.

*sigh*

At least I had my plan written out, and I was able to say most of my pre-thought lines. And I tried with a spice of attitude.

-How's your project that you told me about going for you? Knowing your spunky can-do attitude, I'll bet it is going very well.
-I would like to invite you to come visit my church one sunday with me; the people are very nice, and the service is good.
-How do you like the plan for our date on Friday? Do you want to meet at F.S. or at the Downtown Mall?
-Did you take some more pics of yourself yet?
-I am curious on your voice; may I get a sample of how you sound, please?
-With that, do you consider yourself one with a fair singing voice?
-How do you like my voice from my videos (if you have had the chance to see them)?

I'm gonna go get some dinner now; I'm having a salad with grilled chicken strips tonight.

I'm still thinking sweetly and fondly of you. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 12, 2010 - 6:50pm
Wow, let me get some of these questions down:

Favorite TV show: I don't watch much TV, don't really have time, but Oz was probably my favorite show ever.
What is a word you just really hate hearing/being called? I think "stress" is a word I hear way too often. People all around me at school always complain about stress they're having, but it turns out to be an excuse not to do the hard work they need to be doing.
If you could build your house anywhere, where would it be? Probably in Montenegro or the Peleponnese... such beautiful places.
Where's your favorite place to be? A football field.
Where's your least favorite place to be? Probably cooped up in my room.
If you could play any instrument, what would it be? I already play one, the piano. I love it.
Do you believe in the afterlife? I don't know, I'm more concerned with being a better person in this life, I'm not going to concern myself with trying to get to the next one.
Using only one word, describe yourself: Selective.

You should learn to play the guitar, since you have plenty of time! I'd really love to hear you sing for me, Chris, but I'd love even more if you could play your guitar for me too. (Although it takes a long time and hard work to learn an instrument, so I can wait on that. But why would you want Peter Cullen to play you? I looked him up but he's really old, like 60. I think Chris Farley kind of looks like you actually, he was hilarious.

Sorry if I seemed nagging about your sonichu, I just want to know how much of your effort you put into it. How many hours a day do you spend working on it? What exactly do you do with it each day? This is kind of an important subject to me, Chris, I want to be with a man who is working for a living. I mean, how much money are you making off of sonichu? Or if you haven't really gotten it off the ground financially yet, where do you get your income from?

I'll talk more later, can't wait to hear about the Game Place!

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 12, 2010 - 7:20pm
Um, hey, Chris.

So, I just watched the video... and honestly, I'm a little bothered by how you conducted yourself. Firstly, you called this Michael Snyder person a jew at the beginning? Why did you do that? You said you his name mean he was "possibly a jew" as if that was a bad thing, what does that mean? And then on your way out you shouted "JEW" at him, what the hell was that about? And it sure didn't sound like he was being mean or anything like you said he would, he was just standing his ground. Can you explain to me your history with the Game Place a bit better? It feels like you might not be telling me everything.

And I encouraged you to stand your ground and settle your business peacefully and maturely. Instead, you shouted "JEW" and ran away after two minutes. Is that supposed to impress me? I'm going to let you know right now, this makes me mad. Do you have some kind of problem with jews? Maybe Snyder IS discriminating against you because you're autistic - but you just left after a few minutes? I thought you were going to be patient, do a sit-in, get the truth out of him. But at the first sign of resistance, you fled. You said "noble" was the one word you would use to describe yourself, but running away after two minutes isn't noble, it's childish. So now you don't KNOW that he hates you for being autistic. You also don't KNOW that he's a jew, either. Because you left in such a hurry, you don't know anything, you found out nothing. I think you need to go back and do this right.

I'll be waiting to hear from you,

Jackie}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 13, 2010 - 2:44am
That is very cool that you play the piano; are you pro with it, or do you play for fun? A football field for where you like to be, that's eat and interesting; is it because someone in your family is/was a football player, or maybe you were, or wanted to be, a cheerleader?

My mom was a cheerleader in her High School days; she kept her baton from then. Also, one game she was tackled by a football player; I forget if she ended up with a broken leg or something from that. I do remember that at her prom later on, she twisted her ankle doing the twist.

I do not think Chris Farley looks like me at all, plus he was a LOT more heavyweight than me, and he was more wild than me. Still, it is your opinion, and I respect you and your rights.

Actually, I have nothing against any jewish people, or their faith, and I agree I could have done better then. I did not want to deal with the police, and Michael WAS calling them up. I was abused by such people in my past. One time, at F.S. years ago, they handcuffed me and dragged me to their office. This was just after the real-life incident with that girl who was working at the Starbucks Kiosk then (as told in Sub-Episode 2 of my comics). They dragged me in for overreacting to the situation and causing a disturbance with my shout of "NOOOOOOooooooo!" And later on, at the Target in Forest Lakes; S-E 7+8, Handcuffed, Dogpiled, Hog-Tied, Head-Rubbed Hard on the carpet leaving a the injury on the left side of my forehead and ended up with a record. The charge was "Soliciting". A trial was held, and thanks to my volunteer work at the Pok'emon TCG League I was doing back then, I was found innocent and released of the charge.

As for The Place History, I was going there for about 5 or 6 years for Pok'emon League, Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments and Universal Fighting System TCG. I was a volunteer "Gym Leader" (with Second-In-Command in that title), because the main leader was Tony Wayne, Physics Teacher at Albemarle High School. I worked hard keeping the younsters under control, constructing decks from their scattered collections now and then, and being Gym Leader and distributing all stamps and prizes appropriately (more so when Tony could not make it some Fridays). Also happened then throughout, my thing with Megan Schroeder; farthest I got from her was an "I Love You" before she did an 180 and was scared of me for being too close; she and I were very close friends, and I was very sad to see the friendship fade away. Daniel Mimms and his accomplice, Lucas, were good dudes, but then I later learned that they STARTED up that page on Encyclopedia Dramatica against me; Lucas took that vintage photo of me in my green/purple stripe shirt while I was playing a round of TCG with a lad. That same Saturday, and at that moment, I was in a state of shock from seeing Megan and (her short-lived romance) Christopher MAKING OUT. That Should Have Been Me. After seeing them like that, I was nearly paralyzed with shock, and for a while, I was static in motion and speech like a robot.

I do not, and probably will never, understand why Michael hated me, but he had that attitude against me for quite some time before that Wii incident just before June, 2008. The only things I can recall way back in the years that may contribute to his angst against me...

-As Gym Leader, I was always early, and I set up the tables/chairs, and I go into the back area to get the Big Tub of League Stuff. Michael may have had issues with me going into the back, even for the simple retrieval of the League Stuff for the weekly setup.
-One Friday, there was chaos going on; some of the players were not playing fair, some were roughhousing, some were just being too loud; I tried to calm things down and get things back in order, but it was just too much, and I exploded with a very loud, short yell. Such uproar may have frightened Mike as well.
-Shortly after finding the E.D. page in late October, 2007; I was seeking help in taking that site down, and even finding the perps who took that picture of me that was on that page from that Friday (the one of me in the green/purple stripes). My family and I went to and sat down with Mimms and Lucas, because we had known from the detective work that it was between those two that picture was taken then uploaded onto E.D. I think Mike may have had a fright from that event; it was like the police questioning the suspect while he/she was in a single chair under a single lamp. He may have had his own scandals that would have lead him into that situation eventually or previously.

Another thing I should mention about him, the Friday in June, '08 I was banned from the store, my mother was with me; she was 66 then, but we three met together in the back. During the whole thing, HE did NOT offer my mother a chair to sit in, and there was only ONE in the back, while there were others that were set up for the League that was starting up that week. My mom made that clear and raised her own fit about that to Mike, and when talking to the later-arrived police officer.

That's all I have in my memory about that. I would not be surprised if Mike DID have such criminal charges or sins against him, and that only HE knows and lives with that. Still, he did NOT have to be such a cold-hearted S.O.B.

Sit-In or not, I did not want more trouble with the police than the two times I've had already. And I would never want to end up in Jail either; it would be just as terrible, or worse, as if I had ended up in that Winchester Mental Institution... Restricted from bettering myself in life, being alone for the rest of my life, and such other tortures.

*sigh*

Also, I work on Sonichu about 2 or 3 hours a day; I have not gotten it off of the ground yet. I have said before that I am currently on S.S.I. for my income, and I am looking to be employed at the new Wal-Mart here.

I'll TTYL, Sweetie. Stay Safe.

Love,
Christian.}}

==See Also==

*[[Jackie e-mails]]
*[[Jackie e-mails Part 3]]

[[Category:E-mails]]

Jackie e-mails Part 3

2010-04-22T06:31:34Z

Bystander: Categorizing this bitch as Category:E-mails

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 13, 2010 - 7:04pm
Hi, Chris!

I actually never was a cheerleader, I love playing football, though. I was never on a school team but I was a better player than half my school team in high school.

So, if you have no problem with jews, why were you talking about them? You screamed "JEW" at him like an insult, you didn't address that even though I asked you why you did it in my last email. You can't just say "I have no problem with jews" when your actions show you obviously do, Chris. Don't lie to me. It's not manly to lie to a woman you're trying to court, Chris. You made a lot of talk about acting like a big man and standing up for your rights here, but once you face a little bit of resistence, you run away. So now you're not even going to try again? What did you think was going to happen, you'd win with absolutely no effort? What do you think a "sit-in" is? And you're in the right anyway, why would the police arrest you? I'm disappointed Chris, I think you need to go back and man up to your problem.

And what does it matter anyway if this Michael Snyder has criminal records or whatever like you speculate? What would that have to do with him keeping you out of the store? You shouldn't try to deflect the matter by smearing him, Chris. All you know about this guy is that he doesn't want you in the store, by your own admission you don't even know why. You don't know that he's a criminal. Instead of ask, you just assume again.

So why do you get social security? How much do you get each month? I thought you were getting sonichu published, but you only work on it a couple hours each day? What else do you do with your time? If you're getting paid by the government, you really should be trying to get on your feet, Chris. I heard about that new Wal-Mart, and it's good that you want to get a job, but why are you so set on applying there? It won't even be open for a few months, at least. There are plenty of stores and places that have jobs available now, why wait for Wal-Mart? I want a man who can take care of himself, Chris.

And Chris, why are you talking about some girl that you "should have been making out with" when you're writing to ME? That doesn't really make me feel too special. Are you still hung up on some other girl? Wasn't this YEARS ago? I really wish you would make up your mind, sweetie. I'm trying to make this work with you, but honestly you're making me worry about this racism and other stuff. Please quell my fears, Chris, because I really like you and want this to work.

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 13, 2010 - 11:17pm
And I am sorry about that statement on Megan. That was years ago, and I have move on from her. I did not mean to sound hung up. Sometimes when I am recollecting on a hard time in my life, I am likely to feel again the emotions I felt back then, but those temporary relived emotions do not last long, and they mostly are not coherent with today. In this case, it was Definitely not coherent.

As for that "Jew" shout, I was feeling frustrated that I was not getting through with that man, and on the way out, I just shouted the first word that I had linked to him on my mind. It was a bad impulse, that is all. I assure you, I am not a racist or anything like that.

The only hang-up I have, which is not a major one these days, is that I don't get along well with other MEN in general. All of my life, I have been getting along better with women. That hang-up is why I don't have many dude-pals. Most of it comes from my homophobia, and the rest comes from my past detest of men due to them being A) Mostly Mean, Cruel and Vicious, and B) Having taken all of the pretty women leaving me with none to choose from in my Sweetheart Search. I have tried making a few dude-pals in my church congregation, but that mental hang-up, mixed with my autism, prevents me from talking to them more.

Currently, I am getting 800 a month from S.S.I. And I AM working on self-publishing my books with Lulu; I have found on the site in the start of the project creation that it will cost me a bit to get it started. I will get it started. I am also working on resizing the pages to the appropriate page size. I have applied to a number of places in C-Ville; they never call me back for even an interview. I've applied to the C-Ville Wal-Mart, Target, McDonalds, Burger King, Barnes & Nobel and others. I am also applying to the new Goodwill in Ruckersville for a chance there. It is like I am being forced to wait.

I Really Like you too, Jacklyn. I can't stop thinking of you, and I do not want it to stop. I want you by my side, true love between you and I; I really want this romance to work very much too. You brighten up my life; you are a wind that renews me emotionally; you turn me on soo much, my wind-up key broke off. I want no fears between you and I; I want us to be a match made in heaven; I want you so much, Jackie. I Love You.

Stay Safe. XOXOXOXO

Christian.

P.S.

Just to check, are we going to meet at Fashion Square or the Downtown Mall Friday at 4?}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 14, 2010 - 6:24pm
Well, thank you for clearing that up, sweetie. I want to be the only girl in my guy's life. :)

But Chris, like I said, I have several friends that have published things on Lulu and other places, it's not that hard and it certainly doesn't take much time. You could spend an evening doing it and be done with it. I don't understand why you haven't been able to get this comic published, I mean, you've been writing it for years, and the farthest you've gotten with that is your website. And you quit updating on your site too, even though that's the one thing you've been using to build your comic, so that doesn't show that you have a whole lot of work ethic. Chris, I need to be with someone who has a stable career and goals. It's good that you're applying for jobs, but I really am having a hard time understanding why you don't use your CADD degree in getting a job. I mean, there are a lot of places out there that have use for graphic designers and that sort of thing.

XOXO,

Jackie}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 14, 2010 - 10:15pm
Don't worry, Sweetie, I promise you that I will have the First Book published before this month is over, and I am capable of maintaining a strong work ethnic.

What is important right now is you and me. We are in sweet agreement with each other. I want to be your one and only too. I will meet you at Fashion Square by the Starbucks Kiosk Friday at 4:00; I will show you a pleasant and good time. :)

I will see you then; please don't be late.

XOXOXOXO,
Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 15, 2010 - 7:39pm
Hey, Chris!

We're still on for Friday, can't wait to see you!

Yeah, you say you have a strong work ethic, but... you haven't done much. Chris, 2 or 3 hours of day of drawing is not enough, Chris. Most people have to work 8 or more hours a day, but you're getting free money from the government to draw comics. That's pretty good deal, Chris. You should be working to earn that. Why exactly do you get that social security pay anyway?

But I don't want to rail on that... There's something else I want you to do for me. Remember when you told me about how confident you were in your sexual abilities? Well, I'm curious how you would treat a lady, you know... orally. What sort of techniques would you use? Would you get right down in me? Show me, I need to see. I've been thinking about you a lot lately, and I was wondering if you could make a video showing me a little preview. I have a date with the bubble bath tonight and I'd really love to settle down and enjoy a movie trailer of our first time together.

I hope I have your video before bedtime tonight,

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 16, 2010 - 8:32am
Ooh, I'm sorry I didn't get the request sooner; I was busy, and I hit the hay around midnight. But orally, I would come right down on you. I would lick your pussy like it was an ice cream cone; I would give you some finger-play too. With that, I'll let it be a pleasant surprise that we can place at the apex of our date tonight. ;)

I'll see you at the mall's Starbucks Kiosk this afternoon. The sweet things come to patient ladies.

Call me on my cell if you have any concerns (434)-760-0848

Love You, Jackie.
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 16, 2010 - 6:02pm
Chris, where were you? I waited for an hour but you never showed up!

And, you know, just because I'm a little kinky in our emails doesn't mean that we were going to sleep together on our first date. What kind of girl do you think I am?

Where were you? I was all alone...

Jackie}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 16, 2010 - 6:20pm
I should be asking you where you were; I arrived at Fashion Square at 3:30 PM, parked in one of the two Belk parking lots, and waited at a table at the Starbucks Kiosk in the Middle of the Mall. I waited an hour for you. Perhaps there was a misunderstanding in communication. I gave you my cell phone number; I was also hoping you'd call me to at least let me know where you were.

I think of you as a very sweet, honest and playful woman.

Please call me on my cell, so we can better establish communication and reset the date. I am sorry you felt lonely; I felt lonely too.

My heart still yearns for you, Sweetie.
XOXOXOXO
Christian}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 17, 2010 - 4:25am
I was praying that I'd hear back from you last night; I feel a bit crestfallen from not getting a call from you. I gave you my cell phone number three times now (434-760-0848). I still would like that date with you; perhaps this afternoon we can have another swing at bat on this.

Let's make sure we're clear this time: Today, the 17th; Fashion Square Shopping Center; at the Starbucks Kiosk in the middle at a table in front of the kiosk; 4:00 PM.

If I do not hear back from you on my phone before 2:00 PM, we will reschedule the date for another week.

I'll TTYL.
XOXOXO
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 17, 2010 - 8:00pm
Hey, Chris.

Sorry, I haven't been able to call you. I have a pay-as-you-go phone and can only use it for emergencies (my parents would kill me if I used it). I have some family stuff to do today as well as homework, I wouldn't have been able to meet today anyway. Don't worry, we can set it up for next weekend or something. But before I see you, I'd love to see that video I requested... tonight, if you get this soon enough. :)

Although I'll admit, I was disappointed when you didn't make it for me. It wouldn't be such a big deal, but Chris, you don't really seem to work on your comic, or anything else, either... I'm starting to see a scary pattern here. I need you to show me some evidence that you actually WANT me, Chris. Because so far you don't seem to want much of anything. I want a man with ambition, Chris. You know just where to start showing me :')

Waiting to hear from you,

~ ~ Jackie}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 18, 2010 - 2:32am
I am most capable of coming to you. So I'm thinking you can fill me in on where in [[censored]] I can find you: the address there, and I'll come to you this week. Or I will also accept the address of your C-Ville home, and I'll come to you there next weekend.

Also, as much as I'd like to make a sexy video for your viewing pleasure, I can't, because it would put YOUR Safety from my Trolls at risk. I have made similar videos in the past for a few of my ex-online-girlfriends. I had uploaded them onto a Mega Upload site, thinking it would be safe, and only She would see them. Alas, I was WRONG. My trolls Found them; my PC has been bugged sometime in the past, so it is likely my PC's online-linked actions, such as uploading, are being watched. I care about you too much to risk your safety.

With that, I can refer you to ONE Troll Site, dedicated to me, where tose mistakes were recorded, and sme to all of those vids may be displayed. I still regret embarassing myself like I did, originally for One; fated to Most... Google "CWCki", and find the past girlfriends. I warn you, the language is obscene, and they warp the truth and add exaggerated lies, yet there lies within some truth I would confide admittance and clearification to you, Sweetest Jackie.

I do not want to lose you, and I really and Truly Want and Love You, Jacklyn [[censored]].

Love,
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 18, 2010 - 5:48pm
Hey, chris.

Besides, my weekdays are extremely hectic, I just wouldn't have the time to see you during the week.

So, I am reading up about these past girlfriends of yours on that cwcki site. What exactly is it that you wanted me to see? Because I'm reading a lot of things I don't like. Like, you had this Australian girlfriend named "PandaHalo", the site says that she was raped by someone, and you promised that you would always love her regardless, but like two days later you heard there were fires in Australia, and you just assumed this girl was dead? And you didn't even check to see if she was or not, you just jumped immediately to some other girl. What would happen if I got hurt? Would you just jump to the next girl you saw, without caring about me at all? And then there was another girl named Ivy, who you cheated on??

And that Panda girl, the article says something else that worries me: it says that she promised to come to you if you were willing to prove that you could make your comic a success, but you refused to do it, and just let her go. Are these all lies like you say, Chris? Because I'VE been trying to get you to show me that you actually WORK on something or have some kind of drive, but you don't show me anything, either. So which part of that website is lies and which is true? How am I to know?

Chris, I'm starting to have second thoughts about this whole thing. I ask you to send me a video - not upload one to youtube, just send it to me - and you won't do it. I ask you to prove to me that you actually spend your day working on something, and you won't do it. I like talking to you, Chris, and I would still like to meet you, but right now I'm starting to doubt the attraction. Maybe we should start off as friends and see where it goes. What do you think about that?

~ ~ Jackie ~ ~}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 18, 2010 - 7:37pm
Chris, they're not lies. You're lying to me right now! Why do you not think I'd discover the truth? You DID cheat on Ivy. Don't you ever try and lie to me about anything on that site. I know you're lying about the Ivy thing because I'm sitting here watching a video where you apologize for it. Who was Vanessa? The cwcki says you had cyber-sex with her or something while you were professing your "love" for Ivy. There are tons of videos of yours on that site. Don't you dare lie to me about anything on that site. A lot of things they say come right from stuff you yourself say and do in videos YOU make. They can't fake that. And they say that you went to a girl named Julie after only a day or something after Panda died, all around January 2009. I mean, you say how much you love Panda in a video in late January and you start promising your heart to Julie in the beginning of February, that's hardly "loong over a month". Did you really care about any of these girls at all?

And another thing, I asked you to give me a reason why you are on social security (a strong 28-year-old man in the prime of his life should be able to work) and you just avoid the question. You say that it's hard for you to find a job, even when you apply lots of places - and that's understandable, it's difficult for a lot of people to get jobs these days. But come on, you live at home with your parents. Being unemployed doesn't explain being on welfare. How long have you been on welfare? Why does a strong, smart, capable man need welfare?

As for the video, those are all excuses. You could upload a video to a secure site like mediafire and just send me the link, no one would know about it. You keep bugging me to call you but when I ask you to do something you just make excuses. Don't make excuses to me, Chris. If you actually want this to work, then PROVE it. Stop telling me why you can't do things and DO something.

Jackie}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 18, 2010 - 6:20pm

Firstly, what you're describing from what you've read from the CWCki are among the false portions; their lies. PandaHalo was Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, the raped woman I have told you about earlier. After learning of the bushfires, I had assumed the worst. I tried contacting her by e-mail, but she had not responded in weeks. I did not "immediately jump to another woman"; I had wept and cried over the loss of Sarah for weeks before I could move forward. I would be totally depressed if you died, Jackie, I WOULD CRY AND CRY AND CRY, and it would take me loong over a month to feel I could move on with my life again.

As for Ivy, I did not cheat on her. She and I did have our own romance for a while, but later on, my father and I met with a Charlottesville Detective. He found NO records on Ivy OR her family, and her father was supposedly a Police Officer. Then I started suspecting she was a troll, and I stopped communication for like three months. Then she calls me back to try to restart the relationship; I hesitated and felt unsure. I later learned she committed suicide by hanging herself. I cried for her too. I never have cheated on Ivy; that is a lie they made up.

I am starting work on clarifying and sorting out the truths and lies from those pages and posting the True stories in my own honest words.

I can not send you a video for A) the troll risk, and B) There is a Size Limit on my E-Mail account, and a video would be way too big. And I assure you, I am very ambitious and serious about our relationship. I do not want there to be ANY Doubts between us. Please believe me. I get a ton of mental stress worrying about your safety, trying to keep our relationship strong, and making sure I don't lose you. For you, I am most capable of coping with these and a lot more. I Love You, Jacklyn, and I do not want to lose you.

XOXOXOXO
Christian.}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 19, 2010 - 10:37pm
I apologize for bringing up excuses, and I was wrong about that cheating thing with Ivy; I had forgotten that portion. I was IMing
with a "Vanessa Hudgens" for a new while (I had talked with "her" before). "She" was trying to rile me up with heavy flirting and sexual lines. I held my ground for a long time, for Ivy's sake. I caved in one time. And I later made that video admitting that wrong and apologizing to Ivy for it.

Another sad fact, "Vanessa" turned out to be really Joshua Martinez, an ex-friend of mine. I am still angry at him for deceiving me like that pretending to be the famous singer/actress.

It was a shot in my own foot leading you to the CWCki; I really do not want there to be any doubt or such between you and me. I felt I had to show you what had happened to me before when I shared such sexual vids upon request from each of my exes. I had not heard of Mediafire, so I have just recorded a video; half with the apology I just described, and half of a brief description on how I would pleasure you orally. ;)

http://www.mediafire.com/?yz1jk3omwj5
http://www.mediafire.com/file/yz1jk3omwj5/For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV

Please let me know when you have successfully downloaded the file to your computer, then I will remove it from the Mediafire server for safety reasons. I pray that I do not hear of this video being on any Troll Site.

And with all this, I would very much like to start over on our lovey emotions and all. I Love You, Jacklyn [[censored]]. :-*

XOXOXOXO
Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 20, 2010 - 2:30 pm
Wow, Chris, I don't really know what to say.

So, your explanation for why you cheated on Ivy was because another girl was hitting on you? You loved Ivy, but another girl came onto you, and that's all it took? What if we're together and another girl comes onto you one day? Are you just going to cheat on me, too? You say you "resisted as long as you could", but you didn't resist at all, really. If you had resisted you could have told her to leave you alone or blocked her or something. Why was the temptation so great, anyway? Every time I have had a boyfriend, I've been hit on by cute guys. But I never had the urge to cheat on my boyfriend, because our relationship was way more important than just fucking some random hot guy. Did you not care about your relationship with her, or what?

And Chris, in this video, you call ME Ivy. Right about three and a half minutes in, you say "seriously, IVY, I really do want you." What the fuck is that? Why the fuck did you call me Ivy?

And don't bother telling me that it's because you were thinking about Ivy since the subject came up, and you just got the names confused. Because while that may be true, all it shows is that you don't really see much difference between me and Ivy. You know, I'm glad that I haven't met you in person yet, that we haven't gotten that close yet. Because if we were in an actual relationship then what you did would be FUCKING DEVASTATING to me. So please stop telling me that you "love" me, because obviously you don't. Love takes time to build, Chris. Maybe you would know that if you didn't just tell me you love me because you think it's what I want to hear. You confused me with your ex-fucking-girlfriend, for christ's sake. Are girls just all the same to you, or something?

I'm glad that you made a video for me, finally. But maybe in your next one you can think of a way to explain to me why I should believe you even care about me at all. Or, if you don't really care about me, you can just admit it, but maybe at least get my name right.

Oh, and you still haven't answered my question about why a strong-willed, able-bodied man in his late 20's lives with his parents and collects free money from the government. You're getting really good at dodging that one, makes me think you don't have a good explanation. There's this article on the cwcki: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Chris_and_money. It says a lot of bad things about your idea of income. But if you want to prove you care about me, I'd like you to give me an answer, finally.

Jackie}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 20, 2010 - 2:05am
To answer your questions, I am more stable now a days, and I assure you that I would not fall for such flirtatious methods as that one time. I did mean to say Jackie in that video, and I apologize for the error. And for the question of why or how I can still live in the lifestyle I am living, I can't really say. The only thing that I feel is likely holding me back is, among other things, the "Ritualistic" trait of Autism. It just has set me off and on with routines, and with that, my house I am living in, with my seinor citizen parents, is like the home base of my routines. It is a MAJOR adjustment for me to make such heavy changes cold-turkey. That's just the way I am at this point in my life.

I answer your questions with care, and I also say the following out of care and due respect...

Obviously this relationship is not working out, and it is MY fault that it has been going downhill. I should not have mentioned anything about the CWCki, or my internet business. Referring to the CWCki, a Troll Site, to back up my point of how they wrongfully found and downloaded videos from sites like MegaUpload. BTW, I checked, 25 other people downloaded the video I sent to you; the file is deleted now, but now I fear the trolls now have another piece of wood for their fire.

With all that, I feel it's probably for the best you and I went back to our separate ways. I want you to know that I deeply appreciated your genuine kindness, compassion and sweetness; it made me feel better. And you are a very beautiful woman; I guess I wasn't good enough for you. Also, just to advise you, facial jewelry (from piercings) are okay, but I feel you would look better without them.

Perhaps our paths will cross again in the future, but until then, I bid you a blessing for good health and safety.

Peace,
Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|Jackie
April 21, 2010 - 9:59 am

Hi, Chris.

Well, as for your welfare money, that (poorly) explains why you're still in it, I guess, but it still doesn't explain why you needed it in the first place. Not that it matters now, because apparently you value continuing to be someone who relies on welfare and who does nothing all day more than you value changing yourself to be the kind of man I would want. You won't put out any effort for me at all. I guess that shows how much you "love" me, eh? You throw around the word "love" like it's just a meaningless phrase. Which apparently, it is to you, because none of the stuff that usually comes with real love is evident here. For future reference, no girl is going to want to be with you if you are so averse to work and effort. Although from what I read on the cwcki, apparently I'm not the first girl to tell you that, so I don't expect you to listen this time, either.

And another thing. Do you pay attention at all to anything I say? I'm not mad because I saw the cwcki. I'm mad because you don't work, you don't change yourself, and because you tell me you "love" me all the while you won't show any effort when I ask you to, you repeatedly dodge my questions about your life because you know I won't like the honest answers, and YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME. That's all YOU, Chris. Don't blame that cwcki site for me not liking you. Don't blame others for your problems. Because I'm pretty sure that even if you had never shown it to me and I had no idea about your internet life, I still would have realized what a snaky little shyster you are being. So don't just assume that that dumb website caused the problem here, because it really annoys me that you are going to walk away from this thinking I'm so stupid that I would have fallen in love with you if not for the "lies" that some website told me. I'm capable of discerning fact from fiction, Chris. I can judge the truth for myself.

I was looking forward to a relationship with you, but you showed that you apparently aren't ready. Maybe if you showed me some effort I'd feel differently. maybe you shouldn't just give up on a girl you "love" the first time she gets mad at you. So you know what, Chris? Let me make this clear to you: I am still open-minded here. If you show me that you can behave like a man, then maybe we can have something.

Jackie

P.S. Don't worry so much about the other people that downloaded the video. It was just some of my girlfriends, I had to show them the guy who claims to love me and can't even remember my name. We have better things to do than put some stupid video up on the internet.}}

{{quotebox|Chris
April 21, 2010 - 8:38 pm
I really did like you, Jackie, and I would have felt happy to awake next to you any day. But I wasn't in Love with you; I realize that, and I admit it.

Peace.}}

==See Also==

*[[Jackie e-mails]]
*[[Jackie e-mails Part 2]]

[[Category:E-mails]]

Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)

2010-04-20T04:12:00Z

Bystander: /* The Page */

Believe it or not folks, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] created a page all about [[The Wallflower]] on [[CWCipedia]] , just after creating [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|a page on all his gal-pals and sweethearts in the same week.]] Like that page, he kept the real name of The Wallflower intact! However, he blanked it, and created a page with her pen name instead (likely because, The Wallflower might been pissed if he would use her real name.)

The page shows Chris's [[ego]] at its fullest. He actually believes that he actually went out with the Wallflower as boyfriend and girlfriend. As well, he believes that it's the Wallflower's fault for having a Facebook and a Fanfiction.net account for the trolls to discover when all it would have took was for Chris to ''not mention her name - pen or real - at all''.

While the page is first and foremost Chris at his absolute most immature, a few other facts can be gleaned from it, namely that the character [[Lovely Weather]] is not The Wallflower. The [[CWCki]] version of the page Chris included (apparently from 19 [[April 2010]]) is conspicuously missing the segment our website has on her desire to remain anonymous. Chris likely removed it because he was ''actively trying to take that anonymity away from her''. He also drops a self-censored [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|N-bomb]], which is racist and pathetic in equal amounts.

It's not clear what Chris means by "sharing our DNA." Try not to use your imagination.
=The Page=

[''The following section is displayed in the best integrity as left by Chris before he decided to wipe it out. Some links have been removed due not having articles in this wiki or added for further clarification. Basic grammar and spelling errors left as Chris wrote them.'']

==The Truth==

===Intro===

Firstly, in reference to the Trolls' "Introduction" on their page, "Heir to Megan Schroeder"? W.T.F. are they trying to imply here? I had LOOOOOONG moved on from Megan. I have met MORE WOMEN that those trolls will never learn about; it is none of their D*** Business anyway. And my virginity is NONE of their concern. And it was their doing that made "Damien" aware of their original page of c*** and immature put-downs and insults.

===What had happened===

I met "Damien" late January, 2010 in the first of a few Social Group meetings in Charlottesville, VA; we enjoyed each other's company that night, and we started pleasant communications between us. We successfully communicates over telephone and e-mail, and we went out on a few dates.

Being careful on NOT revealing her identity, and out of glee, I made a note on the C-Log about the relationship and not stating her name. I do not need to prove myself to anyone on the internet. I respectfully requested that NO ONE INTERFERE in the relationship, but NOOOOO, the Trolls HAD to stick their [[Niggo|n*****]] noses into my affair.

"Damien" did not reject me at all before the page against her was created. She welcomed me Massaging her Shoulders, Neck and Back. She did not object Holding Hands. She appreciated the Kiss I gave her. And she enjoyed sharing our DNA during the movie we went to see.

For your information, "Lovely Weather" in my 10th book is NOT BASED ON ANYONE; SHE IS PURELY FICTIONAL.

"Damien" and I, we were even starting work on a book of a series; I gave her the scenario idea. I wanted her FanFiction Fans to get a foretaste of the book series, so I started creation of a [[LittleBiGPlanet]] Level, and stated that it was a "Chris Chan/Damian Anteria" Production. AGAIN, being careful NOT to use her Real Name.

Then the trolls upped and googled her pen name; I had thought it cool. But there was a Monkey in the works, and that was "Damien"'s Doing; SHE HAD TO HAVE A Facebook Page with her REAL NAME and LINKS to her FanFictions on it.

===The Breakup===

The D*** Trolls then made their page against her, then made her aware of it in a "Review" entry. She became very angry at me, like I had control of what the Trolls, themselves, do, of which I DO NOT. Time passed, and she was still angry at me; she broke up our relationship and friendship.

<b>I was left having to Suffer Linger Heartaches for Over TWO WEEKS.</b>

Later on, this "Tito" communicates with me, confessing that it was HE that created the page and that HE informed "Damien" about it. And HE makes up a Fake Photograph of him and her together and sends it to me. That mother f***** son of a b**** can go rot in hell right now for all I care.

And to make it all worse, the trolls called her and her family up, PRETENDING to be me with their Voice-Manipulating Devices and their Camouflage Devices changing their Phone Numbers/"Restricted"/"Unknown" Status to my phone number to appear on their Caller IDs. You Trolls WILL see JAILTIME or DEATH soon enough.

===Retribution===

At a future Social Group Meeting, I was able to let "Damien" know about my pains, and I would have appreciated an apology. But NO, she just ignores me like the plague. Now she'll have to live the rest of her life with the recurring memory of hurting me like she did. Got-Dang Asexual Woman!

==Their Version==

===Intro===

"'''The Wallflower'''" aka '''Damian Antaria''' is the heir to [[Megan Schroeder]], a female friend [[Chris]] met some time around early [[2010]]. She is one of the few girls Chris has managed to associate with in his post-high-school years who is not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of [[trolling]]. In [[March 2010]], she joined the long list of would-be [[sweetheart]]s with whom Chris has failed to lose his hated virginity.

Whether or not the Megan-esque ending of their relationship is actually to blame on the trolls or is a direct result of Chris being himself is unknown. There is evidence that the Wallflower has been made aware of the [[CWCki]].

==="References by Chris"===
Exactly when Chris first met her is not clear. While he jumped at the chance to advertise his involvement with some of his other women friends to the world, he initially made only oblique, passing references to this one. (Also, less information was forthcoming about this particular sweetheart than some because unlike, say, [[PandaHalo]], she wasn't actively leaking every detail of her communications with Chris to fellow trolls.)

The first signs of Chris's involvement with the Wallflower showed up in late January 2010. In [[Mailbag 46]], answered on 26 January, Chris claimed to have joined a "Young Adult Social Group" and "met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers." Around the same time, in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3]] (which took place on 30 January), Chris said he was expecting a phone call that may have been from her.

In the 14 February 2010 edition of the [[CWC Blog]], Chris declared that "currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly." When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 56]] challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new "girl friend," Chris replied "She does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all."

In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris mentioned that he had met up and had sex with his future wife, [[Lovely Weather]] in a page that was uploaded 9 December 2009. As it was considered unusual for Chris to write about an entirely fictional sweetheart, it's possible that Lovely Weather was based on this person.

It's not clear how far the relationship actually "progressed," however. Chris, we can be certain, had designs on a physical relationship with her from the start. He has no truck with the notion of "[[Friend zone|just friends]]." The Wallflower may have felt otherwise, which could explain Chris's angry remarks on the subject of the "friend zone" in the [[Common Questions#15_January_2010|15 January 2010]] edition of the Mailbag. His [["Damian_Antaria",_PLEASE,_Don't_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!|plea to her]] from 14 March supports this supposition — in that video, Chris says that while they were acquainted, she told him she wasn't interested in a boyfriend.

Even with all evidence to the contrary, in his [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|C-Ya Later video]], he [[Chris and Reality|refers to her as his]] [[Boyfriend-free girl|"girlfriend"]], despite outright stating earlier that she had refused all his advances.

==="Breakup?"===

When it was found out that Chris had a possibly non-troll gal-pal, most of the trolls agreed that the best course of action was to let the events play out on their own and have her find out herself about Christian. Despite this, one troll decided to f*** it all up and link her to the CWCki.

On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vague terms about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. At the same time, in a [[Cwc_blog|Captain's Log]] entry on the CWCipedia, Chris mentioned "BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME", which presumably refers to her cutting off all contact with him.

In the wee hours of 11 March 2010, Chris released [[Don't Mess With Me|a second video]], mentioning a theoretical meeting between him and an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]]. He beats the shit out of himself and the air, pulls out a tiny little [[pocket knife]] and cuts the throat of his invisible enemy, making it seem as if he blames the loss of the Wallflower or some other troubles on his old nemesis Clyde.

On 14 March 2010, Chris uploaded a new video and appeared to shift the blame to another troll, [[Surfshack Tito]]. Chris makes a resolution to "regain the love and trust and friendship" of his gal-pal.

Later that same day, Chris made [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|another video]] (in a different shirt, suggesting he woke up in the early afternoon) where he again referred to The Wallflower by her pen name. The fact that at no point did he say anything along the lines of "Ignore the trolls" suggests that, ultimately, Wallflower finding out about the CWCki was not why she broke contact with him. Especially so when you consider that the video was about him singing about how he hates her boyfriend despite knowing nothing about him.

In the [[Surfshack Tito Emails]], Chris is mocked by Tito claiming to have had sex with the Wallflower. While Chris was initially incredulous, in a [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|later video]] he expressed outrage at Tito for "taking her from [him]", implying that he believes that the Wallflower is involved with Tito in some capacity.

[[Category:CWCipedia]]

Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)

2010-04-20T04:11:31Z

Bystander: /* The Page */ - Added warning

Believe it or not folks, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] created a page all about [[The Wallflower]] on [[CWCipedia]] , just after creating [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|a page on all his gal-pals and sweethearts in the same week.]] Like that page, he kept the real name of The Wallflower intact! However, he blanked it, and created a page with her pen name instead (likely because, The Wallflower might been pissed if he would use her real name.)

The page shows Chris's [[ego]] at its fullest. He actually believes that he actually went out with the Wallflower as boyfriend and girlfriend. As well, he believes that it's the Wallflower's fault for having a Facebook and a Fanfiction.net account for the trolls to discover when all it would have took was for Chris to ''not mention her name - pen or real - at all''.

While the page is first and foremost Chris at his absolute most immature, a few other facts can be gleaned from it, namely that the character [[Lovely Weather]] is not The Wallflower. The [[CWCki]] version of the page Chris included (apparently from 19 [[April 2010]]) is conspicuously missing the segment our website has on her desire to remain anonymous. Chris likely removed it because he was ''actively trying to take that anonymity away from her''. He also drops a self-censored [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|N-bomb]], which is racist and pathetic in equal amounts.

It's not clear what Chris means by "sharing our DNA." Try not to use your imagination.
=The Page=

[The following section is displayed in the best integrity as left by Chris before he decided to wipe it out. Some links have been removed due not having articles in this wiki or added for further clarification. Basic grammar and spelling errors left as Chris wrote them.]

==The Truth==

===Intro===

Firstly, in reference to the Trolls' "Introduction" on their page, "Heir to Megan Schroeder"? W.T.F. are they trying to imply here? I had LOOOOOONG moved on from Megan. I have met MORE WOMEN that those trolls will never learn about; it is none of their D*** Business anyway. And my virginity is NONE of their concern. And it was their doing that made "Damien" aware of their original page of c*** and immature put-downs and insults.

===What had happened===

I met "Damien" late January, 2010 in the first of a few Social Group meetings in Charlottesville, VA; we enjoyed each other's company that night, and we started pleasant communications between us. We successfully communicates over telephone and e-mail, and we went out on a few dates.

Being careful on NOT revealing her identity, and out of glee, I made a note on the C-Log about the relationship and not stating her name. I do not need to prove myself to anyone on the internet. I respectfully requested that NO ONE INTERFERE in the relationship, but NOOOOO, the Trolls HAD to stick their [[Niggo|n*****]] noses into my affair.

"Damien" did not reject me at all before the page against her was created. She welcomed me Massaging her Shoulders, Neck and Back. She did not object Holding Hands. She appreciated the Kiss I gave her. And she enjoyed sharing our DNA during the movie we went to see.

For your information, "Lovely Weather" in my 10th book is NOT BASED ON ANYONE; SHE IS PURELY FICTIONAL.

"Damien" and I, we were even starting work on a book of a series; I gave her the scenario idea. I wanted her FanFiction Fans to get a foretaste of the book series, so I started creation of a [[LittleBiGPlanet]] Level, and stated that it was a "Chris Chan/Damian Anteria" Production. AGAIN, being careful NOT to use her Real Name.

Then the trolls upped and googled her pen name; I had thought it cool. But there was a Monkey in the works, and that was "Damien"'s Doing; SHE HAD TO HAVE A Facebook Page with her REAL NAME and LINKS to her FanFictions on it.

===The Breakup===

The D*** Trolls then made their page against her, then made her aware of it in a "Review" entry. She became very angry at me, like I had control of what the Trolls, themselves, do, of which I DO NOT. Time passed, and she was still angry at me; she broke up our relationship and friendship.

<b>I was left having to Suffer Linger Heartaches for Over TWO WEEKS.</b>

Later on, this "Tito" communicates with me, confessing that it was HE that created the page and that HE informed "Damien" about it. And HE makes up a Fake Photograph of him and her together and sends it to me. That mother f***** son of a b**** can go rot in hell right now for all I care.

And to make it all worse, the trolls called her and her family up, PRETENDING to be me with their Voice-Manipulating Devices and their Camouflage Devices changing their Phone Numbers/"Restricted"/"Unknown" Status to my phone number to appear on their Caller IDs. You Trolls WILL see JAILTIME or DEATH soon enough.

===Retribution===

At a future Social Group Meeting, I was able to let "Damien" know about my pains, and I would have appreciated an apology. But NO, she just ignores me like the plague. Now she'll have to live the rest of her life with the recurring memory of hurting me like she did. Got-Dang Asexual Woman!

==Their Version==

===Intro===

"'''The Wallflower'''" aka '''Damian Antaria''' is the heir to [[Megan Schroeder]], a female friend [[Chris]] met some time around early [[2010]]. She is one of the few girls Chris has managed to associate with in his post-high-school years who is not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of [[trolling]]. In [[March 2010]], she joined the long list of would-be [[sweetheart]]s with whom Chris has failed to lose his hated virginity.

Whether or not the Megan-esque ending of their relationship is actually to blame on the trolls or is a direct result of Chris being himself is unknown. There is evidence that the Wallflower has been made aware of the [[CWCki]].

==="References by Chris"===
Exactly when Chris first met her is not clear. While he jumped at the chance to advertise his involvement with some of his other women friends to the world, he initially made only oblique, passing references to this one. (Also, less information was forthcoming about this particular sweetheart than some because unlike, say, [[PandaHalo]], she wasn't actively leaking every detail of her communications with Chris to fellow trolls.)

The first signs of Chris's involvement with the Wallflower showed up in late January 2010. In [[Mailbag 46]], answered on 26 January, Chris claimed to have joined a "Young Adult Social Group" and "met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers." Around the same time, in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3]] (which took place on 30 January), Chris said he was expecting a phone call that may have been from her.

In the 14 February 2010 edition of the [[CWC Blog]], Chris declared that "currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly." When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 56]] challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new "girl friend," Chris replied "She does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all."

In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris mentioned that he had met up and had sex with his future wife, [[Lovely Weather]] in a page that was uploaded 9 December 2009. As it was considered unusual for Chris to write about an entirely fictional sweetheart, it's possible that Lovely Weather was based on this person.

It's not clear how far the relationship actually "progressed," however. Chris, we can be certain, had designs on a physical relationship with her from the start. He has no truck with the notion of "[[Friend zone|just friends]]." The Wallflower may have felt otherwise, which could explain Chris's angry remarks on the subject of the "friend zone" in the [[Common Questions#15_January_2010|15 January 2010]] edition of the Mailbag. His [["Damian_Antaria",_PLEASE,_Don't_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!|plea to her]] from 14 March supports this supposition — in that video, Chris says that while they were acquainted, she told him she wasn't interested in a boyfriend.

Even with all evidence to the contrary, in his [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|C-Ya Later video]], he [[Chris and Reality|refers to her as his]] [[Boyfriend-free girl|"girlfriend"]], despite outright stating earlier that she had refused all his advances.

==="Breakup?"===

When it was found out that Chris had a possibly non-troll gal-pal, most of the trolls agreed that the best course of action was to let the events play out on their own and have her find out herself about Christian. Despite this, one troll decided to f*** it all up and link her to the CWCki.

On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vague terms about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. At the same time, in a [[Cwc_blog|Captain's Log]] entry on the CWCipedia, Chris mentioned "BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME", which presumably refers to her cutting off all contact with him.

In the wee hours of 11 March 2010, Chris released [[Don't Mess With Me|a second video]], mentioning a theoretical meeting between him and an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]]. He beats the shit out of himself and the air, pulls out a tiny little [[pocket knife]] and cuts the throat of his invisible enemy, making it seem as if he blames the loss of the Wallflower or some other troubles on his old nemesis Clyde.

On 14 March 2010, Chris uploaded a new video and appeared to shift the blame to another troll, [[Surfshack Tito]]. Chris makes a resolution to "regain the love and trust and friendship" of his gal-pal.

Later that same day, Chris made [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|another video]] (in a different shirt, suggesting he woke up in the early afternoon) where he again referred to The Wallflower by her pen name. The fact that at no point did he say anything along the lines of "Ignore the trolls" suggests that, ultimately, Wallflower finding out about the CWCki was not why she broke contact with him. Especially so when you consider that the video was about him singing about how he hates her boyfriend despite knowing nothing about him.

In the [[Surfshack Tito Emails]], Chris is mocked by Tito claiming to have had sex with the Wallflower. While Chris was initially incredulous, in a [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|later video]] he expressed outrage at Tito for "taking her from [him]", implying that he believes that the Wallflower is involved with Tito in some capacity.

[[Category:CWCipedia]]

File talk:Timeline.png

2010-04-08T17:47:40Z

Bystander: /* Typography */

Needs to be update to include Asperchu. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:08, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

Added it and the CWCipedia Saga, I uploaded a new version 10 minutes ago, I don't know if it's up now. --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 21:21, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
*Good job! I like it. --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 00:48, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
**<s>Today I will upload a new timeline to accomodate the Tito Saga. --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 15:05, 18 March 2010 (UTC)</s>
***Done. --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 23:27, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

==Typography==
I thought I'd never say this about anything ever but - the typography doesn't seem right for this. I don't know, I don't think it's right for a timeline about sagas, seems like a font I'd associate with a 20s jazz club or something like that. What do you guys think? It's still presented great and I appreciate Bystander's effort to update it, but I think that it looks off and can hinder accurately presenting the information given the medium. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:53, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

*Do you mean that Helvetica is not right for the saga labels or Palatino is not right for the Footer title? --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 17:47, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

The Hook Cafe

2010-04-07T04:35:56Z

Bystander: /* In and Out */

[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Chris's profile image, or what Ash Ketchum would look like if he had grown up to be a fat and [[homos|deeply closeted]] manchild.]]
[[Image:direct2sex.jpg|thumb|A screenshot of the ad, as of 5 April 2010.]]

{{taxpayermoney}}

The local alternative weekly paper in [[Charlottesville]] is ''The Hook'', and its online personal-ads site is called '''The Hook Cafe'''. Some time in early [[2010]], Chris posted a personal ad at the Cafe under the nickname "[[Chris and sex|direct2sex]]," declaring that he "Need [[China|Sexy Sweets]] from Woman." As far as anyone can tell, no sexy sweets have been forthcoming.

The ad is one of the most blatant confirmations that Chris is no longer interested in "true love" and is now simply looking to get laid. This is not totally unexpected, as most of his followers have always believed that true honest love was merely a ruse to get sex, and that if Chris could get to the [[hanky-panky]] without having to actually care about someone, he would do so in a heartbeat. Before the discovery of this profile, the clearest evidence of this was [[Mailbag 53#So much for true love|one of Chris's mailbag responses]].

Of note are the differences between this and his previous dating profiles. Chris is apparently making an attempt at being a grown up, and as a result he neglects to mention [[Sonichu]], his [[autism]] or the fact he's a twenty eight year old [[virgin with rage|virgin]]. He also has started to specify a desire for women 21 years or older (but not older than himself, despite his pretty obvious desire for a mother-like figure in his potential mate). In the past he had been open to the idea of dating an 18 year old, despite the vast age difference, and really only stopped at that age for legal reasons.

This is not the first time Chris has posted a personal ad on the Hook Cafe. An earlier attempt, where Chris promoted himself as a "Handsome Virgin searching for Woman," fell victim to hackers around the beginning of 2009. Unfortunately, most of its original contents weren't preserved before the trolls gave it a makeover. It's the hacked version that's referred to in Chris's [[IRC_(20_January_2009)|20 January 2009 IRC chat]].

==Ad==
The following is all the information included in the ad as of 5 April 2010. All misspellings or unusual capitalizations are from the original page. The peculiar entry under "Religion" (which lists his affiliation as both "Methodist" and "None") is probably the result of an error Chris made when filling out the form that produced his profile.

===Introduction===

I am an [[honest content|honest]], [[Chris and anger|compassionate]] [[Megan Saga|gentleman]], with a good sense of [[Random-access humor|humor]]. I am looking for good time(s) with a woman; I'm not getting any younger. I would like a 21-28 year old woman with a pretty face, a sexy slim to average body and an honest and compassionate personality. Show me your honest and sweet interest and love, and I'll show you a good time. Hit me up with an e-mail with your photo and digits, and I will respond quickly in suit. Smokers, [[Obesity|overweights]], [[Niggos|blacks]] and [[List of Chris's lies|liars]] need not apply.

===Characteristics===
Gender: '''Man'''<BR>
Current Status: '''Single'''<BR>
Looking for: '''[[Fuck Quest|Friends with benefits]], Some Action, Casual Dating'''<BR>
Body Type: '''[[Obesity|Average, Muscular, Height / Weight proportionate]]'''<BR>
Eyes: '''[[Heterochromia|L=Blue, R=Green]]'''<BR>
Height: '''5' 10"'''<BR>
Hair Type: '''Brown'''<BR>
Age: '''28'''<BR>
Seeks: [[china|'''Woman for Dating, Woman for Friendship''']]

===Profile===
Education: '''[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|College graduate]]'''<BR>
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian'''<BR>
Religion: '''[[Chris and religion|None, Christian / Methodist]]'''<BR>
Political Leanings: '''Moderate'''<BR>
City: '''Ruckersville'''<BR>
Occupation: '''[[Chris and art|Artist]]'''<BR>
Have Children: '''No'''<BR>
Want Children: '''[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Yes]]'''

===Habits===
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]'''<BR>
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Socially]]'''<BR>
Drugs: '''Not interested'''

===Personality===
I get around town via: '''[[Son-chu|Car]], [[Sonichu's Edge|Walk]]'''<BR>
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Obesity|Conscious Omnivore]]'''<BR>
I spend my free time: '''[[R.L. Stine|Reading]], [[Sonichu|Creating]], [[Guitar Hero|Playing sports]], [[Chris's Big Night Out|Clubbing]], [[30_Push-Ups|Working out]], [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|Watching movies]], [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Shopping]], [[McDonald's|Dining out]], Biking'''<BR>
Funniest Thing: '''A man chasing a dog. [[Random-access humor|And the dog has a ham in its mouth]]'''

===Deeper===
The best thing about Charlottesville is: '''The vast history behind it.'''

My radio dial is usually tuned to? '''Z-95.1'''

Quote a line from your favorite movie. '''[[Mary Poppins|Supercalifragilisticespialadocious]]'''

Thomas Jefferson makes me: '''feel inspired and better enjoy Charlottesville, VA.'''

The first thing I read in the Hook is? '''The Arts.'''

Name three things [[Semen|you shouldn't have eaten]]. '''Beets, [[Pickles]], Relish.'''

===Fill It===
I'm an open-minded person, but '''smokers''' is a deal-breaker.

Design your ideal mate: [[Chris and reality|the brain of a '''college graduate''' and the body of a '''Playboy Womam]]'''

[[Mom|People]] say '''[[Chris and his Ego|my face is my best feature]]'''.

The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''the Arts'''

The quickest way to my heart is '''sweet compassion''' The quickest way to my bed is '''honest lovin'''' And in the morning, I like my [[Christian's sex joke|eggs]] cooked '''fried and well-done'''

My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'''

'''[[Golden Corral]]''' is my favorite restaurant.

===In and Out===
'''Best Buy''' or Sidetracks

'''Summer''' or Winter

'''[[Hex Box|PC]]''' or Mac

'''Cavaliers''' or [[War Paint Video|Redskins]]

'''[[Chris and death|Casket]]''' or Cremation

Fax or '''Email'''

Dyed or '''Natural'''

SUV or '''Sedan'''

==External links==
*[http://charlottesville.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/Profile?person=oid%3A250471 Chris's Hook Cafe profile]

[[Category:Websites]]

CWCki:Artist Commune

2010-04-01T00:21:30Z

Bystander: /* CWCki Topical Banners */

{{protip|The Artist Commune isn't so much about soliciting fan art as it is about utilizing fan artists to get some original art for CWCki. Think of it like doing commissioned art for CWCki, except instead of getting money you'll be getting a bigger e-penis. Check out [[:Category:Articles needing original illustrations|here]] for articles needing some illustrations.}}

[[Image:Fapcup.jpg|thumb|right|Original art, such as Fapcup.jpg, improves the quality of CWCki article and vividly illustrates
topics discussed.]]The '''Artist Commune''' is a [[CWCki]] project dedicated to providing CWCki with original content in terms of illustrations, photoshops, etc. in order to better illustrate topics discussed on the CWCki by utilizing the many skills and talents of CWCki users and the broader CWC [[troll|trolling]] community.

__TOC__

Early predecessors to the project were [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC threads]] in the "Troll Productions" forum which produced very talented drawings (such as [[:Image:AfterTheHoneyMoon.jpg|this]], [[:Image:Lolmarriage.png|this]], and [[:Image:Sonichurosey.png|this]]) in addition to holiday shops of the [[:Image:CWCiki Introduction.jpg|CWCki introduction logo]].

All drawfags, artfags, photoshoppers, etc. are encouraged to contribute in the project, and all CWCki users are encouraged to request images.

==User Box==
Contributors in the project are qualified to use this SUPER SPECIAL userbox on their user page:
{{Artfag}}

Frequent contributors to the project will receive special awards recognizing them for their time and effort.

==Requests==
Post your requests for images in the discussion page [[CWCki talk:Artist Commune|HERE]]. Please be descriptive in what you want and for what purpose, and be sure to sign your comment. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Pages that need illustrations should be marked with the '''<nowiki>{{Illustrations}}</nowiki>''' tag, to put them on the [[:Category:Articles needing original illustrations]]!

It looks like this:

{{Illustrations}}

==Galleries==
Thanks to all CWCki Art Contributards! When ORIGINAL CONTENT is used to illustrate the main page or an article (outside of generic galleries at the bottom), please add it to this list! If a picture is uncredited and you know who made it, help us out and give them credit.

===Illustrations===
<gallery>
Image:Fapcup.jpg
Image:Chris-IAmRandomHousecoat.PNG|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:Chris-ThisIsMyDildo.PNG|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:HotelRickyRicardo.jpg|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:How_the_pokemon_came_into_our_pokeballs.png
Image:LovelyWeatherBizarro.jpg|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:Mewchew.jpg|[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] |
Image:Cwc-abstinence.jpg|[[User:Bystander]]
</gallery>

===CWCki Topical Banners===
<gallery>
Image:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg
Image:GuyFawkesDayIntro.jpg
Image:KwanzaCWCkiIntro.jpg
Image:HannukauhCWCki.jpg|AnalCactus ([[PVCC]])
Image:Mychristmas.jpg
Image:Festivus.png|[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]]
Image:CWCki_2010.jpg|[[User:Rubidium|Rubidium]]
Image:PaddysDay_banner.jpg|[[User:Crow|Crow]]
Image:Liquidintro.jpg|[[User:Bystander|Bystander]]
</gallery>

===CWCki-tan===
<gallery>
Image:CWCki-tan.png
Image:CWCki-tanNewYear2010.png
</gallery>

[[Category:CWCki projects]]

CWCki:Artist Commune

2010-04-01T00:20:12Z

Bystander: /* CWCki Topical Banners */

{{protip|The Artist Commune isn't so much about soliciting fan art as it is about utilizing fan artists to get some original art for CWCki. Think of it like doing commissioned art for CWCki, except instead of getting money you'll be getting a bigger e-penis. Check out [[:Category:Articles needing original illustrations|here]] for articles needing some illustrations.}}

[[Image:Fapcup.jpg|thumb|right|Original art, such as Fapcup.jpg, improves the quality of CWCki article and vividly illustrates
topics discussed.]]The '''Artist Commune''' is a [[CWCki]] project dedicated to providing CWCki with original content in terms of illustrations, photoshops, etc. in order to better illustrate topics discussed on the CWCki by utilizing the many skills and talents of CWCki users and the broader CWC [[troll|trolling]] community.

__TOC__

Early predecessors to the project were [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC threads]] in the "Troll Productions" forum which produced very talented drawings (such as [[:Image:AfterTheHoneyMoon.jpg|this]], [[:Image:Lolmarriage.png|this]], and [[:Image:Sonichurosey.png|this]]) in addition to holiday shops of the [[:Image:CWCiki Introduction.jpg|CWCki introduction logo]].

All drawfags, artfags, photoshoppers, etc. are encouraged to contribute in the project, and all CWCki users are encouraged to request images.

==User Box==
Contributors in the project are qualified to use this SUPER SPECIAL userbox on their user page:
{{Artfag}}

Frequent contributors to the project will receive special awards recognizing them for their time and effort.

==Requests==
Post your requests for images in the discussion page [[CWCki talk:Artist Commune|HERE]]. Please be descriptive in what you want and for what purpose, and be sure to sign your comment. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Pages that need illustrations should be marked with the '''<nowiki>{{Illustrations}}</nowiki>''' tag, to put them on the [[:Category:Articles needing original illustrations]]!

It looks like this:

{{Illustrations}}

==Galleries==
Thanks to all CWCki Art Contributards! When ORIGINAL CONTENT is used to illustrate the main page or an article (outside of generic galleries at the bottom), please add it to this list! If a picture is uncredited and you know who made it, help us out and give them credit.

===Illustrations===
<gallery>
Image:Fapcup.jpg
Image:Chris-IAmRandomHousecoat.PNG|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:Chris-ThisIsMyDildo.PNG|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:HotelRickyRicardo.jpg|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:How_the_pokemon_came_into_our_pokeballs.png
Image:LovelyWeatherBizarro.jpg|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:Mewchew.jpg|[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] |
Image:Cwc-abstinence.jpg|[[User:Bystander]]
</gallery>

===CWCki Topical Banners===
<gallery>
Image:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg
Image:GuyFawkesDayIntro.jpg
Image:KwanzaCWCkiIntro.jpg
Image:HannukauhCWCki.jpg|AnalCactus ([[PVCC]])
Image:Mychristmas.jpg
Image:Festivus.png|[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]]
Image:CWCki_2010.jpg|[[User:Rubidium|Rubidium]]
Image:PaddysDay_banner.jpg|[[User:Crow|Crow]]
Image:Liquidintro.jpg[[User:Bystander|Bystander]]
</gallery>

===CWCki-tan===
<gallery>
Image:CWCki-tan.png
Image:CWCki-tanNewYear2010.png
</gallery>

[[Category:CWCki projects]]

File:CWCki Banner Liquid Chris.jpg

2010-04-01T00:19:06Z

Bystander: Use for April's Fools or August.

Use for April's Fools or August.

User:Bystander/Sagatemplate

2010-03-29T20:51:48Z

Bystander:

{| id="toc" width="70%" style="text-align:center; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#ccccff" align="center" width="95%"
| '''Christian Weston Chandler's Sagas'''
|-
| style="font-size:11px" |

<span style="background:#FF0000"> [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] </span> |
[[Adam Stackhouse]] |
[[ED]] |
[[Blanca]] |
[[Jimmy Hill]] |
[[Clyde Cash]] |
[[PandaHalo]] |
[[Miyamoto]] |
[[Julie]] |
[[Ivy]] |
[[Liquid Chris]] |
[[CWCipedia]] |
[[Asperchu]] |
[[Surfshack Tito]]
|}

<noinclude>[[Category: Templates]]</noinclude>

User:Bystander/Sagatemplate

2010-03-29T20:47:39Z

Bystander:

{| id="toc" width="70%" style="text-align:center; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#ccccff" align="center" width="95%"
| '''Christian Weston Chandler's Sagas'''
|-
| style="font-size:11px" |

[[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] |
[[Adam Stackhouse]] |
[[ED]] |
[[Blanca]] |
[[Jimmy Hill]] |
[[Clyde Cash]] |
[[PandaHalo]] |
[[Miyamoto]] |
[[Julie]] |
[[Ivy]] |
[[Liquid Chris]] |
[[CWCipedia]] |
[[Asperchu]] |
[[Surfshack Tito]]
|}

<noinclude>[[Category: Templates]]</noinclude>

User:Bystander/Sagatemplate

2010-03-29T20:46:52Z

Bystander:

{| id="toc" width="70%" style="text-align:center; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#ccccff" align="center" width="95%"
| '''Christian Weston Chandler's Sagas'''
|-
| style="font-size:11px" |

[[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]
[[Adam Stackhouse]]
[[ED]]
[[Blanca]]
[[Jimmy Hill]]
[[Clyde Cash]]
[[PandaHalo]]
[[Miyamoto]]
[[Julie]]
[[Ivy]]
[[Liquid Chris]]
[[CWCipedia]]
[[Asperchu]]
[[Surfshack Tito]]
|}

<noinclude>[[Category: Templates]]</noinclude>

User:Bystander/Sagatemplate

2010-03-29T20:40:33Z

Bystander: Began a little experiment relating the saga timeline...

{| id="toc" width="70%" style="text-align:center; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#ccccff" align="center" width="95%"
| '''The CWC Canon'''
|-
| style="font-size:11px" |

[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]] |
[[Chris's resume]] |
[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] |
[[CWCipedia]] |
[[E-mails]] |
[[Mailbag]]s |
[[Sex Logs]] |
[[Sonichu's News Dash]] |
[[PSN Blogs]] |
[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Chris's ED Edits]] |
[[MySpace]] |
[[Facebook]] |
[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] |
[[Saga|The Sagas]] |
[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] |
[[Story of My Current Days]] |
[[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]] |
[[A Week With Christian Chandler]] |
[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] |
[[Quizzes]] |
[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]] |
[[List of Videos|Videos]]
|}

<noinclude>[[Category: Templates]]</noinclude>

F Abstinance

2010-03-29T05:31:41Z

Bystander: /* Transcription */

'''F Abstinance''' [sic] (officially "'''F Abstinance.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on to [[YouTube]] on 28 [[March 2010]]. Chris goes on a tirade about abstinence for no other reason than being an adult [[virgin with rage]]. Although ironic, considering his Christian faith, this once again proves that Chris knows nothing about [[Chris and religion|Christianity]]. Chris also tells everyone to not buy any of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu books]] that [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] has put on the internet because Chris [[Chris and copyright#Sonichu_as_a_copyrightable_work|is not getting paid for any of it.]] While he commands people not to buy any comics he goes on to say that "small things" such as [[Homos|toys]] and backpacks are ok.

{{quote|AND Practice Safe Sex with proper Condom or B.C. medication usage. Ask your parents or teachers for more info, or look it up on the internet or library.

Also, the [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] and the Werehog Costumes in [[LittleBiGPlanet]]; the Headdress needs to be TWO PARTS; EARS for HEAD, and SPIKES for HAIR. And the Spines and Tail need to be TWO PARTS; TAIL for WAIST, and Spines for NECK.}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = F Abstinance.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|LDYPVhQ8yeU}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 28 March 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} Sex
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Rage
| Saga =
| Shirt = {{CaptainFalconShirt}} Captain Falcon
| previous = [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]
| next = Current
}}

== Transcription ==
[[Image:Cwc-abstinence.jpg|thumb|What Chris intends to do.]]

[''Chris [[Pedo-Glasses#Dramatic glasses removal|dramatically removes his glasses]] as the video begins.'']

Just a thought that I'd like to share with everybody:

Abstinence, if you're just learning about it, abstinence is nothing but crap. It is a whole fucking bunch of baloney. If eh- if I had the opportunity, I would- if I was in an assembly, I would stand right up in my chair and I would say "FUCK UP- FUCK ABSTINENCE!"

[''Chris thrusts his right index finger in the air for emphasis.'']

Shout it right to the choir. I mean 'cause if you got abstinence, then what- then what do you get? End up being an [[Christian Weston Chandler|adult virgin]], or even worse, a [[Bob Chandler|senior citizen]] virgin and that is like a hell to most anybody. And you can tell 'em that I, Christian Weston Chandler, promotes you to say "FUCK ABSTINENCE!"

[''Chris punctuates his shout with another fist-pump, then collects himself and puts on his glasses.'']

Updates are to come on the [[CWCipedia]] soon and do not buy any of the quote unquote books anywhere on the Internet because I have not approved of any such books [[Chris and copyright#Sonichu_as_a_copyrightable_work|and I'm not getting a dim- and I'm not seeing a penny out of that.]] So if there's anything that I'm not seeing a penny out of, eh- books or DVDs, yeah do not buy. Otherwise would like, you know [[Kimmi|dolls]], [[Sex toys|toys]], backpacks wh- that sort of- that sort of small thing, yeah that's fine, that's okay. I'll approve that.

Anyway, everybody else, have a good day.
{{clear}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]|nextlink=[[F Abstinance|Current]]|}}

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

F Abstinance

2010-03-29T01:44:16Z

Bystander:

'''F Abstinance''' [sic] (officially "'''F Abstinance.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on to [[YouTube]] on 28 [[March 2010]]. Chris goes on a tirade about abstinence for no other reason than being an adult virgin with rage. Although ironic, considering his Christian faith, this once again proves that Chris knows nothing about [[Chris and religion|Christianity]]. Chris also tells everyone to not buy any of the Sonichu books that Clyde has put on the internet because Chris is not getting paid for any of it. While he commands people not to buy any comics he goes on to say that "small things" such as toys and backpacks are ok.

{{quote|AND Practice Safe Sex with proper Condom or B.C. medication usage. Ask your parents or teachers for more info, or look it up on the internet or library.

Also, the Sonic and the Werehog Costumes in LittleBiGPlanet; the Headdress needs to be TWO PARTS; EARS for HEAD, and SPIKES for HAIR. And the Spines and Tail need to be TWO PARTS; TAIL for WAIST, and Spines for NECK.}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = F Abstinance.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|cCmZvVHOkJw}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 28 March 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} Sex
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Rage
| Saga =
| Shirt = {{CaptainFalconShirt}} Captain Falcon
| previous = [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]
| next = Current
}}

== Transcription ==
[[Image:Cwc-abstinence.jpg|thumb|What Chris intends to do.]]
Just a thought that I'd like to share with everybody:

Abstinence, if you're just learning about it, abstinence is nothing but crap. It is a whole fucking bunch of baloney. If eh- if I had the opportunity, I would- if I was in an assembly, I would stand right up in my chair and I would say "FUCK UP- FUCK ABSTINENCE!"

[''Chris thrusts his right index finger in the air for emphasis.'']

Shout it right to the choir. I mean 'cause if you got abstinence, then what- then what do you get? End up being an adult virgin, or even worse, a senior citizen virgin and that is like a hell to most anybody. And you can tell 'em that I, Christian Weston Chandler, promotes you to say "FUCK ABSTINENCE!"

[''Chris punctuates his shout with another fist-pump, then collects himself and puts on his glasses.'']

Updates are to come on the CWCipedia soon and do not buy any of the quote unquote books anywhere on the internet because I have not approved of any such books and I'm not getting a dim- and I'm not seeing a penny out of that. So if there's anything that I'm not seeing a penny out of, eh- books or DVDs, yeah do not buy. Otherwise would like, you know dolls, toys, backpacks wh- that sort of- that sort of small thing, yeah that's fine, that's okay. I'll approve that.

Anyway, everybody else, have a good day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]|nextlink=[[F Abstinance|Current]]|}}

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

CWCki:Artist Commune

2010-03-29T01:37:54Z

Bystander: /* Illustrations */

{{protip|The Artist Commune isn't so much about soliciting fan art as it is about utilizing fan artists to get some original art for CWCki. Think of it like doing commissioned art for CWCki, except instead of getting money you'll be getting a bigger e-penis. Check out [[:Category:Articles needing original illustrations|here]] for articles needing some illustrations.}}

[[Image:Fapcup.jpg|thumb|right|Original art, such as Fapcup.jpg, improves the quality of CWCki article and vividly illustrates
topics discussed.]]The '''Artist Commune''' is a [[CWCki]] project dedicated to providing CWCki with original content in terms of illustrations, photoshops, etc. in order to better illustrate topics discussed on the CWCki by utilizing the many skills and talents of CWCki users and the broader CWC [[troll|trolling]] community.

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Early predecessors to the project were [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC threads]] in the "Troll Productions" forum which produced very talented drawings (such as [[:Image:AfterTheHoneyMoon.jpg|this]], [[:Image:Lolmarriage.png|this]], and [[:Image:Sonichurosey.png|this]]) in addition to holiday shops of the [[:Image:CWCiki Introduction.jpg|CWCki introduction logo]].

All drawfags, artfags, photoshoppers, etc. are encouraged to contribute in the project, and all CWCki users are encouraged to request images.

==User Box==
Contributors in the project are qualified to use this SUPER SPECIAL userbox on their user page:
{{Artfag}}

Frequent contributors to the project will receive special awards recognizing them for their time and effort.

==Requests==
Post your requests for images in the discussion page [[CWCki talk:Artist Commune|HERE]]. Please be descriptive in what you want and for what purpose, and be sure to sign your comment. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Pages that need illustrations should be marked with the '''<nowiki>{{Illustrations}}</nowiki>''' tag, to put them on the [[:Category:Articles needing original illustrations]]!

It looks like this:

{{Illustrations}}

==Galleries==
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===Illustrations===
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Image:HotelRickyRicardo.jpg|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:How_the_pokemon_came_into_our_pokeballs.png
Image:LovelyWeatherBizarro.jpg|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:Mewchew.jpg|[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] |
Image:Cwc-abstinence.jpg|[[User:Bystander]]
</gallery>

===CWCki Topical Banners===
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Image:Mychristmas.jpg
Image:Festivus.png|[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]]
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===CWCki-tan===
<gallery>
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</gallery>

[[Category:CWCki projects]]

File:Cwc-abstinence.jpg

2010-03-29T01:36:45Z

Bystander: Based on Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech", this piece shows what happens when Chris walks the talk on: "I would- if I was in an assembly, I would stand right up in my chair and I would say "FUCK UP- FUCK ABSTINENCE!""

Based on Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech", this piece shows what happens when Chris walks the talk on: "I would- if I was in an assembly, I would stand right up in my chair and I would say "FUCK UP- FUCK ABSTINENCE!""

Template:Videos

2010-03-28T23:40:05Z

Bystander:

{| id="toc" width="70%" style="text-align:Left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#ccccff" align="center" width="95%"
| '''Chris's other videos'''
|-
| style="font-size:11px;" |
<center>
[[CWC is Angry]] |
[[Tour of Chris's House|Tour of Chris's house]] |
[[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain]] |
[[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos!]] |
[[MEOW]] |
[[CWC Fighter]] |
[[30 Push-Ups]] |
[[11042009 51 50‎|Pumping iron]] |
[[Sonichu's Edge]] |
[[Holiday Greetings]] |
[[A Sonichu Day]] |
[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]] |
[[Christian Love Day (video)|Christian Love Day]] |
[[Magical Man Potion]] |
[[Happy Sonichu Day]] |
[[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|See You Later]] |
[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]] |
[[Abstinence Rant]]

See also:
[[Template:Captain's Log|Captain's Log]] |
[[Template:CWC on TV|The DVD]] |
[[Template:The Cwcivil War of 2009|Cwcivil War]] |
[[Template:Game Videos|Game videos]] |
[[Template:LeakedVideos|Leaked videos]] |
[[Template:Music Videos|Music videos]] |
[[Template:Sweetheart Videos|Sweetheart videos]] |
[[Template:Troll Videos|Troll videos]] |
[[Template:Videobooks|Videobooks]]

|}

Template:Da update

2010-03-28T23:34:24Z

Bystander: Edited the update better...

<center>[[Image:News.jpg]]</center>
* 28 March - Continuing on the same spirit as the previous video, Chris now [[F Abstinance|rants against abstinence]], another reason for him being a virgin with rage.
* 22 March - Chris manages to last a whopping ''day and a half'' before he posts a [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|1 minute video]] complaining about voice actors on [[Family Guy|The Cleveland Show]].
* 21 March - Chris uploads a [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|video]] announcing that he is leaving the internet. [[YouTube Finale|Again.]]
* 17 March - Chris uploads a [[Happy Sonichu Day|video]] congratulating himself for ten years of Sonichu, tells his fans to stop pestering him about updates, and [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|drops an N-Bomb on Tito]].
* 14 March - Chris [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|threatens]] Surfshack Tito with a knife, in a kilt. Later, he [["Damian_Antaria",_PLEASE,_Don't_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!| pleads]] with [[The_Wallflower|the wallflower]] to be his [[Boyfriend-free_girl|girlfriend]], and [[Chris and reality|reasons]] that she should sleep with him because his life is pathetic and hookers cost money.

('''[[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|more...]]''')

<noinclude>[[Category: Front page templates]]</noinclude>

F Abstinance

2010-03-28T23:28:12Z

Bystander: /* Video */

'''Abstinence Rant''' (officially "'''F Abstinance.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on to [[YouTube]] on 28 [[March 2010]]

{{quote|AND Practice Safe Sex with proper Condom or B.C. medication usage. Ask your parents or teachers for more info, or look it up on the internet or library.

Also, the Sonic and the Werehog Costumes in LittleBiGPlanet; the Headdress needs to be TWO PARTS; EARS for HEAD, and SPIKES for HAIR. And the Spines and Tail need to be TWO PARTS; TAIL for WAIST, and Spines for NECK.}}

==Video==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = F Abstinance.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|cCmZvVHOkJw}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 22 March 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Television}} Television
| Performance Style = {{reason}} Reason
| Saga =
| Shirt = [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] Vertical Red & Green Stripes
| previous = [[Nia Long IS Roberta; NOT that High-Pitchey, Whiney, Bratty Regan Gomez.MOV|Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]
| next = Current
}}
</center>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]|nextlink=[[Abstinence Rant|Current]]|}}

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

F Abstinance

2010-03-28T23:27:40Z

Bystander:

'''Abstinence Rant''' (officially "'''F Abstinance.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on to [[YouTube]] on 28 [[March 2010]]

{{quote|AND Practice Safe Sex with proper Condom or B.C. medication usage. Ask your parents or teachers for more info, or look it up on the internet or library.

Also, the Sonic and the Werehog Costumes in LittleBiGPlanet; the Headdress needs to be TWO PARTS; EARS for HEAD, and SPIKES for HAIR. And the Spines and Tail need to be TWO PARTS; TAIL for WAIST, and Spines for NECK.}}

==Video==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = F Abstinance.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|cCmZvVHOkJw}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 22 March 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Television}} Television
| Performance Style = {{reason}} Reason
| Saga =
| Shirt = [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] Vertical Red & Green Stripes
| previous = [[Nia Long IS Roberta; NOT that High-Pitchey, Whiney, Bratty Regan Gomez.MOV]]
| next = Current
}}
</center>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]|nextlink=[[Abstinence Rant|Current]]|}}

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

F Abstinance

2010-03-28T23:27:17Z

Bystander:

'''Abstinence Rant''' (officially "'''F Abstinance.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on to [[YouTube]] on 28 [[March 2010]]

{{quote|AND Practice Safe Sex with proper Condom or B.C. medication usage. Ask your parents or teachers for more info, or look it up on the internet or library.

==Video==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = F Abstinance.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|cCmZvVHOkJw}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 22 March 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Television}} Television
| Performance Style = {{reason}} Reason
| Saga =
| Shirt = [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] Vertical Red & Green Stripes
| previous = [[Nia Long IS Roberta; NOT that High-Pitchey, Whiney, Bratty Regan Gomez.MOV]]
| next = Current
}}
</center>

Also, the Sonic and the Werehog Costumes in LittleBiGPlanet; the Headdress needs to be TWO PARTS; EARS for HEAD, and SPIKES for HAIR. And the Spines and Tail need to be TWO PARTS; TAIL for WAIST, and Spines for NECK.}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]|nextlink=[[Abstinence Rant|Current]]|}}

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

F Abstinance

2010-03-28T23:25:40Z

Bystander:

Abstinence Rant

2010-03-28T23:24:25Z

Bystander:

'''Abstinence Rant''' (officially "'''F Abstinance.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on to [[YouTube]] on 28 [[March 2010]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]|nextlink=[[Abstinence Rant|Current]]|}}

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Abstinence Rant

2010-03-28T23:22:49Z

Bystander: began page...

F Abstinance.MOV

Sonichu (species)

2010-03-27T01:16:19Z

Bystander: /* Sonichus and evolution */

[[Image:084-DatingHedgehogs.jpg|thumb|Male and female sonichu. The female is commonly referred to as [[Rosechu (species)|rosechu]].]]

'''Sonichu''' is the name used for [[Chris]]'s imaginary species of electric hedgehog Pokémon. Although the term sonichu can be used as a general name for all creatures in this species, it is usually only used for the male gendered specimen. When referring to female sonichu, the term [[Rosechu (species)|rosechu]] is used.

==Sonichus and reproduction==
A sonichu's penis and testicles reside entirely within its abdominal cavity. While the testicles are permanently contained behind a "bone-like structure" for protection, the penis can emerge for urination or intercourse when the sonichu leans forward, causing the erect penis to "slide out" purely by gravitational force. This system displays a clear lack of knowledge of biology, as the reason that the testicles are outside the body is because the body's heat would kill sperm cells, thus, unless sonichu sperm is much more heat resistant than normal mammalian sperm, sonichus are sterile. In addition, Chris never explains if the penis always slides out when the sonichu leans over (although it obviously isn't the case), and he never mentions conscious control over the action. All of this goes to show that people who have no knowledge of biology should not set out to create detailed organ systems for their fictional creatures.

The sonichu's sperm cells rest within a pouch inside his body. During an orgasm, Sonichu will release between 100 and 500 milligrams. Sonichus are prone to premature ejaculation, and can carry STDs.

Chris has mentioned that a [[sonee]] is born as the result of intercourse between a sonichu and a rosechu, or some combination of the above and a Ditto. Presumably a Ditto would assume the form of an opposite-sex sonichu..
{{Clear}}
==Sonichus and evolution==
[[Image:EvolutionChart.png|thumb|Sonichu Evolution Chart]]
The infant Sonichu is first born in egg-form from a mother Rosechu. When the egg hatches, a [[Sonee]] comes out. This infant [[pokémon]] can already have a certain sub-type, [[Wild]], for instance, was born as a green Sonee with a grass subtype. After being nurtured for some time, the sonee then evolves into his Sonichu form. Further evolution can lead to the Sonichu becoming a [[Metonic]], when traded whilst holding steel gloves, or to becoming an [[Ultra Sonichu]], when brought into contact with the seven [[Sonichu Balls]].

==List of known sonichus==
*[[Sonichu]]
*[[Blake]]
*[[Wild]]
*[[Punchy]]
*[[Magi-Chan]]
*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
*[[Wes-Li Sonichu]]
*[[Darkbind]]
*[[Jamsta]]
*[[BlazeBob Sonichu]]
*[[Metal Sonichu]] (a metal replica)

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu]]

File:EvolutionChart.png

2010-03-27T00:52:26Z

Bystander: uploaded a new version of "File:EvolutionChart.png": Added my reworked version, now with colorized labels for easily ID on the respective aberrations.

Non-graphic chart of Chris's insane pokemon logic.

Corrected version of Bystander's evolution Chart, from /CWC/

Template:Sonichu

2010-03-27T00:49:29Z

Bystander:

{| id="toc" width="70%" style="text-align:Left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#FFFF00" align="center" width="95%"
| <span style="color:#ff0000">'''* [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] *'''</span>
|-
| style="font-size:11px" |
'''[[Sonichu (comic)|Comics]]:'''
[[Sonichu 0|0]] |
[[Sonichu 1|1]] |
[[Sonichu 2|2]] |
[[Sonichu 3|3]] |
[[Sonichu 4|4]] |
[[Sonichu 5|5]] |
[[Sonichu 6|6]] |
[[Sonichu 7|7]] |
[[Sonichu 8|8]] |
[[Sonichu 9|9]] |
[[Sonichu 10|10]] |
[[Sonichu 11|11]] |
[[Sonichu 12|12]]

'''Specials:'''
[[Sonichu Special 1|SS 1]] |
[[Wedding Comic|SS 2]] |
[[Giant Penis Comic|SS 3]] |
[[Sonichu Special 4|SS 4]]

'''Protagonists:'''
[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu (species)|♂]]) |
[[Rosechu]] ([[Rosechu (species)|♀]]) |
[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]

'''Evolutions:'''
[[Sonee & Rosey|Sonee and Rosey]] |
[[Metonic]] |
[[Vamprosa]] |
[[The Incredible Lioness]] |
[[Ultra Sonichu]] |
[[Collosal Chan]]

'''Villains:'''
[[Mary Lee Walsh]] |
[[Count Graduon]] |
[[Clyde#In_the_comic|Clyde]] |
[[Jack_Thaddeus#In_the_Comics|Jack]] |
[[Jerkop|Jerkops]] |
[[Jerkhief]] |
[[Manajerks]] |
[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]] |
[[Metal Sonichu]] |
[[ScotPalazzo]] |
[[Bagget]] |
[[Silvana]] |
[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] |
[[Doctor Robotnik]] |
[[CChanSonichuCWC#In_the_Comics|IBAChandler]]

'''[[Chaotic Combo]]:'''
[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] |
[[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] |
[[Magi-Chan]] |
[[Angelica Rosechu|Angelica]] |
[[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]]

'''[[Anchuent Prophecy]]:'''
[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] ([[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|ancestor]]) |
[[Sarah_Hammer#Sarah_in_the_comic|Saramah Rosechu]] ([[Queen of the Cherokian Clan|queen]]) |
[[Wes_Iseli#Wes_Iseli_in_the_comic|Wes-Li Sonichu]] ([[Wasabi Clan|rival]])

'''[[List of Sonichu characters|Supporting characters]]:'''
[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] |
[[Blake]] |
[[Flame the Sunbird]] |
[[Darkbind Sonichu|Darkbind]] |
[[Bionic the Hedgehog|Bionic]] |
[[Zelina Rosechu|Zelina]] |
[[DJ Jamsta|Jamsta]] |
[[Lolisa Rosechu|Lolisa]] |
[[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] |
[[Zapina]] |
[[Patti-Chan]] |
[[Sailor Megtune]] |
[[Megagi La Skunk|Megagi]] |
[[Jiggliami]] |
[[Yawning Squirtle]] |
[[Layla|Layla Flaaffy]] |
[[Reginald Sneasel]] |
[[BlazeBob Sonichu|Blazebob]] |
[[Chloe Rosechu|Chloe]] |
[[Lovely Weather]] |
[[Mitch Sonichu]] |
[[Inos]] |
[[Sandy Rosechu|Sandy]]

'''In-depth analysis:'''
[[Chris and art]] |
[[Chris and writing|Comic writing]] |
[[Continuity in the Sonichu comics|Continuity]] |
[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Retcons]]
|}

<noinclude>[[Category: Templates]]</noinclude>

Zelina Rosechu

2010-03-27T00:47:56Z

Bystander:

[[Zelina Rosechu]] (born 21 August [[1988]]<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms]</ref>) is a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] and yet another pathetic rip-off of [[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck|Darkwing Duck]] and [[Wikipedia:Princess Zelda|Princess Zelda]] from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zelda]] ([[Darkbind Sonichu|as if one ripoff of two good things wasn't enough]]). As watered down and useless as Darkbind was, he would never have or will be as bad as his girlfriend.

==History==

[[Image: Zelina.jpg|thumb|250px|right|BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW]]
Princess Zelina first appears in a flashback in [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]], when Darkbind worries that his quest to save her may be put on hold. The two lived in the land of "[[wikipedia:Hyrule|RuleCWC]]", where she presumably reigned as princess, until the evil [[Clawdorf]] unleashed the power of the Sonichu Balls from an ancient tablet. In the process, Clawdorf cursed "eternal sleep over our princess", and "it" backfired on him, transmuting the wizard into stone.

On top of all that, Darkbind was just about to propose to Zelina when she succumbed to the curse. Sheesh.

After raping Zelina in her sleep several times, Darkbind set out to find the seven [[Sonichu Balls]], which he somehow decided could awaken Zelina and break the curse. He eventually found two, but later learned that the Sonichu Balls would also be needed to free [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]].

In [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]], Zelina is awakened by [[Ultra Sonichu]]. She and Darkbind share a [[Hanky panky|loving embrace]] while Sonichu heads off to [[Asperchu|Minnesota]].

It should be noted that Zelina's entire reaction to discovering that she had been in a coma for ten years was to say "[[fail|aww]]".

=="Inspirations"==
Assuming a perfect alignment with the characters Darkbind plagiarizes, Zelina would be a rip-off of the following:
* [[Amy Rose]]
* [[Raichu]]
* [[Wikipedia:Princess Zelda|Princess Zelda]]
* Morgana Macawber (Darkwing Duck's girlfriend)

Additionally, Zelina looks almost exactly like [[Crystalina Rosechu]], which goes to show how quickly Chris ran out of variations on Amy Rose with a Raichu tail.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See Also==
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]]
* [[Clawdorf]]
* [[Magi-Chan]]
* [[Lolisa Rosechu]]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category: Sonichu]] [[Category: Characters]] [[Category: Plot Devices]]

Sonichu (species)

2010-03-26T23:43:17Z

Bystander: /* Sonichus and evolution */

[[Image:084-DatingHedgehogs.jpg|thumb|Male and female sonichu. The female is commonly referred to as [[Rosechu (species)|rosechu]].]]

'''Sonichu''' is the name used for [[Chris]]'s imaginary species of electric hedgehog Pokémon. Although the term sonichu can be used as a general name for all creatures in this species, it is usually only used for the male gendered specimen. When referring to female sonichu, the term [[Rosechu (species)|rosechu]] is used.

==Sonichus and reproduction==
A sonichu's penis and testicles reside entirely within its abdominal cavity. While the testicles are permanently contained behind a "bone-like structure" for protection, the penis can emerge for urination or intercourse when the sonichu leans forward, causing the erect penis to "slide out" purely by gravitational force. This system displays a clear lack of knowledge of biology, as the reason that the testicles are outside the body is because the body's heat would kill sperm cells, thus, unless sonichu sperm is much more heat resistant than normal mammalian sperm, sonichus are sterile. In addition, Chris never explains if the penis always slides out when the sonichu leans over (although it obviously isn't the case), and he never mentions conscious control over the action. All of this goes to show that people who have no knowledge of biology should not set out to create detailed organ systems for their fictional creatures.

The sonichu's sperm cells rest within a pouch inside his body. During an orgasm, Sonichu will release between 100 and 500 milligrams. Sonichus are prone to premature ejaculation, and can carry STDs.

Chris has mentioned that a [[sonee]] is born as the result of intercourse between a sonichu and a rosechu, or some combination of the above and a Ditto. Presumably a Ditto would assume the form of an opposite-sex sonichu..
{{Clear}}
==Sonichus and evolution==
[[Image:SonichuRosechuEvolution.jpg|thumb|Sonichu Evolution Chart]]
The infant Sonichu is first born in egg-form from a mother Rosechu. When the egg hatches, a [[Sonee]] comes out. This infant [[pokémon]] can already have a certain sub-type, [[Wild]], for instance, was born as a green Sonee with a grass subtype. After being nurtured for some time, the sonee then evolves into his Sonichu form. Further evolution can lead to the Sonichu becoming a [[Metonic]], when traded whilst holding steel gloves, or to becoming an [[Ultra Sonichu]], when brought into contact with the seven [[Sonichu Balls]].

==List of known sonichus==
*[[Sonichu]]
*[[Blake]]
*[[Wild]]
*[[Punchy]]
*[[Magi-Chan]]
*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
*[[Wes-Li Sonichu]]
*[[Darkbind]]
*[[Jamsta]]
*[[BlazeBob Sonichu]]
*[[Metal Sonichu]] (a metal replica)

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu]]

Chloe Rosechu

2010-03-26T18:17:22Z

Bystander:

{{quote|Chloe is of a generic high-school girl personality|Chris, [[Mailbag 7]]}}

[[Image:ChloeRosechuHeadshot.jpg|right|thumb||Oh boy. Another goddamn Rosechu]]
[[Image:ChloeRosechu.png|thumb|right|PandaHalo was clearly better at Sonic recoloring than Chris.]]
'''Chloe Rosechu''' is yet another Rosechu. Originally created by [[PandaHalo]], her existence in the comic is part of [[Chris|Christian's]] continual war against creativity, as he can no longer be bothered to make his own unoriginal recolors, he must steal the unoriginal recolors of others.

Since she first appeared in [[Sonichu 9]], she has mourned the death of Pandahalo, and then done absolutely nothing, though Chris has promised to show us more of her admittedly 'generic high-school personality' in the future. It's probably just a matter of time before she has sex with BlazeBob Sonichu.

According to Chris in a [[Mailbag 34|Failbag]], Chloe and BlazeBob live in Pokeballs because they come from Australia. It is yet to be seen whether they burn to death.

It's likely that Chloe Rosechu was the inspiration for [[Chloe]], another fictitious character of a bit different type.

{{Stub}}
==See also==
[[BlazeBob Sonichu]]
<br>{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Characters]]

Template:Sonichu

2010-03-26T18:10:11Z

Bystander: Added Blazebob and Chloe to the supporting cast

{| id="toc" width="70%" style="text-align:Left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#FFFF00" align="center" width="95%"
| <span style="color:#ff0000">'''* [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] *'''</span>
|-
| style="font-size:11px" |
'''[[Sonichu (comic)|Comics]]:'''
[[Sonichu 0|0]] |
[[Sonichu 1|1]] |
[[Sonichu 2|2]] |
[[Sonichu 3|3]] |
[[Sonichu 4|4]] |
[[Sonichu 5|5]] |
[[Sonichu 6|6]] |
[[Sonichu 7|7]] |
[[Sonichu 8|8]] |
[[Sonichu 9|9]] |
[[Sonichu 10|10]] |
[[Sonichu 11|11]] |
[[Sonichu 12|12]]

'''Specials:'''
[[Sonichu Special 1|SS 1]] |
[[Wedding Comic|SS 2]] |
[[Giant Penis Comic|SS 3]] |
[[Sonichu Special 4|SS 4]]

'''Protagonists:'''
[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu (species)|♂]]) |
[[Rosechu]] ([[Rosechu (species)|♀]]) |
[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]

'''Evolutions:'''
[[Sonee & Rosey|Sonee and Rosey]] |
[[Metonic]] |
[[Vamprosa]] |
[[The Incredible Lioness]] |
[[Ultra Sonichu]] |
[[Collosal Chan]]

'''Villains:'''
[[Mary Lee Walsh]] |
[[Count Graduon]] |
[[Clyde#In_the_comic|Clyde]] |
[[Jack_Thaddeus#In_the_Comics|Jack]] |
[[Jerkop|Jerkops]] |
[[Jerkhief]] |
[[Manajerks]] |
[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]] |
[[Metal Sonichu]] |
[[ScotPalazzo]] |
[[Bagget]] |
[[Silvana]] |
[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] |
[[Doctor Robotnik]] |
[[CChanSonichuCWC#In_the_Comics|IBAChandler]]

'''[[Chaotic Combo]]:'''
[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] |
[[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] |
[[Magi-Chan]] |
[[Angelica Rosechu|Angelica]] |
[[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]]

'''[[Anchuent Prophecy]]:'''
[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] ([[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|ancestor]]) |
[[Sarah_Hammer#Sarah_in_the_comic|Saramah Rosechu]] ([[Queen of the Cherokian Clan|queen]]) |
[[Wes_Iseli#Wes_Iseli_in_the_comic|Wes-Li Sonichu]] ([[Wasabi Clan|rival]])

'''[[List of Sonichu characters|Supporting characters]]:'''
[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] |
[[Blake]] |
[[Flame the Sunbird]] |
[[Darkbind Sonichu|Darkbind]] |
[[Bionic the Hedgehog|Bionic]] |
[[DJ Jamsta|Jamsta]] |
[[Lolisa Rosechu|Lolisa]] |
[[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] |
[[Zapina]] |
[[Patti-Chan]] |
[[Sailor Megtune]] |
[[Megagi La Skunk|Megagi]] |
[[Jiggliami]] |
[[Yawning Squirtle]] |
[[Layla|Layla Flaaffy]] |
[[Reginald Sneasel]] |
[[BlazeBob Sonichu|Blazebob]] |
[[Chloe Rosechu|Chloe]] |
[[Lovely Weather]] |
[[Mitch Sonichu]] |
[[Inos]] |
[[Sandy Rosechu|Sandy]]

'''In-depth analysis:'''
[[Chris and art]] |
[[Chris and writing|Comic writing]] |
[[Continuity in the Sonichu comics|Continuity]] |
[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Retcons]]
|}

<noinclude>[[Category: Templates]]</noinclude>

Blazebob Sonichu

2010-03-26T18:03:58Z

Bystander: Added Sonichu Template

[[Image:BlazeBobHeadshot.jpg|right|thumb||The fuck is up with his eyes?]]
'''BlazeBob Sonichu''' is yet another unoriginal recolor with zero personality.

Originally created by [[PandaHalo]], along with [[Chloe Rosechu]], BlazeBob is proof that Chris is so unoriginal that he can't even make his own recolors anymore. Since being introduced in [[Sonichu 9]], his only action has been to tell Chloe to "[[Ryan Cash|move on]]" after their trainer's death.

He will probably have nasty sex with her later.

He is the second Sonichu to have fire powers, the first one being [[Wes Iseli |WesLi Sonichu]].

The name comes from [[Robert Simmons V]], famed [[troll]] and former ally of Chris. According to PandaHalo, Robert had traveled all the way to Australia just to hang out with her, and she had become infatuated with him. The character was named in his honor, and was originally conceptualized as a transformation for Robert, just like [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is to Chris.

In the [[CWCipedia]] article for [[Sonichu]], "Blazebob" is described as a potential evolution for Sonichu, should he be exposed to a fire stone.

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==See also==
[[Chloe Rosechu]]

<br>{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

CWCki:CWCki-tan

2010-03-25T23:03:18Z

Bystander: /* Gallery */

[[Image:CWCki-tan.png|thumb|CWCki-tan and her pet crab, Champ.]]

'''CWCki-tan''' (born 25 January 2009) is the [[Wikipedia:Moe Anthropomorphism|moe anthropomorph]]/official mascot for [[CWCki]]. She has a pet [[Crass and Champ|crab]] named [[User:Champthom|Champ]].

==Biography==
CWCki-tan is an outgoing, spunky young girl who focuses her attention on editing the CWCki and helping users find information on [[Chris]] and [[Sonichu]].

She dabbles with [[trolling]] Chris, but mostly enjoys playing with her pet hermit crab, Champ. She also takes care of her [[autistic]] little sister, [[CWCipedia|CWCipe-tan]].

CWCki-tan is 4'7", 80 pounds, has B blood type, and showers daily.

==Gallery==
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<gallery>
Image:CWCipe-tan.jpg|CWCipe-tan: the only [[boyfriend-free girl]] that will ever love Chris.
Image:CWCki-tanNewYear2010.png|CWCki-tan and Champ ring in the new year.
Image:CWCki-tanBlackHistoryMonth.png|CWCki-tan tastefully celebrating [[Niggos|Black History Month]].
Image:CWCkitan2.jpg
Image:Cwicki001.jpg
Image:Cwcikitan.jpg
Image:Cwckitan.png
Image:CWCki-tanValentinesDay.jpg
Image:CWCtan-springbreak.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

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{{Illustrations}}

[[Category:CWCki]]

File:CWCtan-springbreak.jpg

2010-03-25T04:29:25Z

Bystander: A conmemorative drawing made for Spring Break, artist unknown.

A conmemorative drawing made for Spring Break, artist unknown.

Cleveland Show Voice Rant

2010-03-24T00:02:07Z

Bystander:

'''Cleveland Show Voice Rant''' (officially "'''Nia Long IS Roberta; NOT that High-Pitchey, Whiney, Bratty Regan Gomez.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on to [[YouTube]] on 22 [[March 2010]], just after Chris [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|proclaimed his intentions to leave the internet a second time]]. Despite the controversial period in which this video was uploaded, all Chris does is use the Internet for profoundly unimportant shit in spite of [[Chris and hypocrisy#"Nobody Needs the Internet!" - Leaving the Internet Forever|promising not to]] less than 36 hours prior.

The comments to this video mostly regard Chris's lengthy departure, but also the health of [[Bob]], whom Chris has failed to mention or show any regard for whatsoever since trolls learned he was hospitalized.

==Video==

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| name = Nia Long IS Roberta; NOT that High-Pitchey, Whiney, Bratty Regan Gomez.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|6KIh5DTpZIA}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 22 March 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Television}} Television
| Performance Style = {{reason}} Reason
| Saga =
| Shirt = [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] Vertical Red & Green Stripes
| previous = [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]]
| next = Current
}}
</center>

===Transcript===
Okay, this is just a [[CWC Blog|blog]] video with a few thoughts of the day on this, the uh- um, let's see... [''Chris steps off camera, seemingly checking the date, and returns''] the twenty second day of March. [''[[Stress Sigh|Sighs]]''] Anyway, it's just been a bad day for me, y'know, I'm still suffering de- lingering heartaches for what [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|happened recently]].

Mmm... and, uh, also another thought, you know... [''[[Pedo-glasses#Dramatic glasses removal|Glasses removal]]''] I just, I just feel, I just feel like sharing, you know, on ''The Cleveland Show'', I liked Nia Long a lot better as the voice of Roberta Tubbs. I don't give- I don't give a damn about this Reagan what- Reagan Gomez what's-her-name. [[Chris and music#Singing|Her voice]] is just [[Chris and health#Other_deformities|too high pitched]] and just does not fit the character as best as Nia Long did. Seth and be- Seth and Mike Henry... Seth McFarlane and Mike Henry would do themselves a big favor by putting Nia Long back as the voice of Roberta. [''Long pause; sigh; [[The Creepy Stare|Chris looks around awkwardly]]''] Anyways, just food for thought for today. [''Puts glasses back on''] So I'll leave y'all with that.

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