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User:Byzantine

2022-05-09T14:41:27Z

Byzantine: /* Things I plan to do */

{{quote|I see, [the inability to make an account with the Cwcki without pming an admin] makes sense considering the rise in popularity and the fantastic talent Chris has for attracting [[weens]] and [[white_knights|white knights,]] what a terrible inconvenience, not even the stronghold of [[Wikipedia: Captcha|captcha]] could save it.|[[User:Byzantine|Byzantine]], Discord 2020}}

{| style="width: 240px; height: auto; float: right; border: 2px solid #ccf;"
| style="text-align: center; font-size: smaller;" | [[File:Russian_cathedral.jpg|240px|center]]''Hey, that's pretty good.''
|-
|{{Transcriber}}{{Orthodox}}{{Christian}}{{LiquidChris}}{{ClassicChris}}{{Virgin_with_rage}}{{Straight}}{{White}}{{JERK}}{{Observer}}{{Armchair Psychologist}}{{Britfag}}{{MartialArtist}}{{Wii}}{{AlecBensonLeary}}{{JackThaddeus}}{{Naive}}{{VivianGee}}
|}

== Welcome to my user page! ==

I plan to make mostly random edits on the CWCki, I love fixing broken links and transcribing stuff, also like sorting through massive piles of random information that Chris puts on the internet, drives me cazy.

== Things I have done ==
*cried, shidded and farted.
*I made a video work.
*Refreshed Chris's twitter to try and be the first to write a tweet down.
*Failed.
*[[August_2020_social_media_posts|Succeeded]].
*restored some links, I'm a little sad that some websites were never archived though :(.
*I freaking just added part 41 of the comprehensive history to the cwcki and I'm over the moon. That summary I wrote will be my legacy.
*Stood on people's toes by doing silly things that I didn't realise were silly until it was too late and people had to come and tell me off for it.
*I've uploaded some of the videos as a download link just in case YouTube starts cracking down on Chris videos or something, not that people don't have them saved, but it's convenient.
*Added like 30 of those overpowered TSSSF cards.
*Made the [[Other Pony events]] page, y'know, with other people, but like I wrote some of it.
*Reworked the [[Relics of Fail]] page.
*Uploaded SO MANY IMAGERS.
*Helped write [[Chris and language]]
*Updated and populated [[CWC Psychlight]]
*Recorded and sorted a lot of the [[August 2020 Discord leaks]]
*Added a record of that time Chris got into the Polish wikipedia on the [[Wikipedia]] article.
*Helped make the [[Konami Code]] page.
*Added some people's artwork that they were nice enough to make.
*I made a new section for [[COVID-19]], but Anaxis came and destroyed it with facts and logic because it was a bit shit.
*Added the first (and probably last) discord mailbag to [[Discord]].
*Changed the word "Highlights" to "Summary on a load of Kacey calls.
*Helped finish and uploaded the [[2012 Poster campaign]] page.
*Made [[Chris and oratory]] less slanderous. Still needs more material, though.
*Updated the [[Biology]] page.
*Added some nice sections to [[Chris and oratory]].

===Transcriptions===
*Half of [[Kacey Call 11]].
*[[Internet Dream Lounge (Unused Version)]]
*[[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4]]
*Half of [[Sonic Totem and More]]
*Half of [[Son-Chu_Review]]
*[[Chris%27s Last Will and Testament]]
*[[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth]]
*[[Tour of Chris's House III]]

===Social media pages I have contributed to (sometimes most of them)===
*[[February 2018 tweets]]
*[[July 2018 social media posts]]
*[[September 2018 social media posts]]
*[[January 2019 social media posts]]
*[[August 2020 social media posts]]

==Things I plan to do ==
*Update Social media pages when Chris posts.
*Sort through old social media pages and add stuff that is missing.
*Spend loads of time on https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Category:Media_needing_transcription.
*Update [[Christorical eras]].
*Update [[Carpetbaggers]].
*Update [[Liquid Chris]].
*Update [[Chris and work]].
*Update [[Pokémon GO]].
*Update [[Idea Guys]].
*Update [[Biology]] (this one looks fun to research).
*Update [[Cosplaying]].
*Find better page scans for [[Sonichu 13]] (anyone know where I could find some?).
*Adding more info to [[Magical thinking]], especially about the various cult objects he uses.

== My history with Chris-Chan ==
I watched Pewdiepie's video on Chris-Chan, then the Geno series (I've now watched every episode like 3-10 times) and now I spend a lot of my time looking at the cwcki, then I got annoyed at all the dead links so I'm taking matters into my own hands.

I was pretty active for a few months and then I decided to get on with my degree in Theology.

== Unrelated Interests ==
*Music, such as Hip-hop, metal, alternative, and anything else that's good.
*Theology.
*Gaming.
*Netflix.

User:Byzantine

2022-05-09T14:36:07Z

Byzantine:

{{quote|I see, [the inability to make an account with the Cwcki without pming an admin] makes sense considering the rise in popularity and the fantastic talent Chris has for attracting [[weens]] and [[white_knights|white knights,]] what a terrible inconvenience, not even the stronghold of [[Wikipedia: Captcha|captcha]] could save it.|[[User:Byzantine|Byzantine]], Discord 2020}}

{| style="width: 240px; height: auto; float: right; border: 2px solid #ccf;"
| style="text-align: center; font-size: smaller;" | [[File:Russian_cathedral.jpg|240px|center]]''Hey, that's pretty good.''
|-
|{{Transcriber}}{{Orthodox}}{{Christian}}{{LiquidChris}}{{ClassicChris}}{{Virgin_with_rage}}{{Straight}}{{White}}{{JERK}}{{Observer}}{{Armchair Psychologist}}{{Britfag}}{{MartialArtist}}{{Wii}}{{AlecBensonLeary}}{{JackThaddeus}}{{Naive}}{{VivianGee}}
|}

== Welcome to my user page! ==

I plan to make mostly random edits on the CWCki, I love fixing broken links and transcribing stuff, also like sorting through massive piles of random information that Chris puts on the internet, drives me cazy.

== Things I have done ==
*cried, shidded and farted.
*I made a video work.
*Refreshed Chris's twitter to try and be the first to write a tweet down.
*Failed.
*[[August_2020_social_media_posts|Succeeded]].
*restored some links, I'm a little sad that some websites were never archived though :(.
*I freaking just added part 41 of the comprehensive history to the cwcki and I'm over the moon. That summary I wrote will be my legacy.
*Stood on people's toes by doing silly things that I didn't realise were silly until it was too late and people had to come and tell me off for it.
*I've uploaded some of the videos as a download link just in case YouTube starts cracking down on Chris videos or something, not that people don't have them saved, but it's convenient.
*Added like 30 of those overpowered TSSSF cards.
*Made the [[Other Pony events]] page, y'know, with other people, but like I wrote some of it.
*Reworked the [[Relics of Fail]] page.
*Uploaded SO MANY IMAGERS.
*Helped write [[Chris and language]]
*Updated and populated [[CWC Psychlight]]
*Recorded and sorted a lot of the [[August 2020 Discord leaks]]
*Added a record of that time Chris got into the Polish wikipedia on the [[Wikipedia]] article.
*Helped make the [[Konami Code]] page.
*Added some people's artwork that they were nice enough to make.
*I made a new section for [[COVID-19]], but Anaxis came and destroyed it with facts and logic because it was a bit shit.
*Added the first (and probably last) discord mailbag to [[Discord]].
*Changed the word "Highlights" to "Summary on a load of Kacey calls.
*Helped finish and uploaded the [[2012 Poster campaign]] page.
*Made [[Chris and oratory]] less slanderous. Still needs more material, though.
*Updated the [[Biology]] page.
*Added some nice sections to [[Chris and oratory]].

===Transcriptions===
*Half of [[Kacey Call 11]].
*[[Internet Dream Lounge (Unused Version)]]
*[[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4]]
*Half of [[Sonic Totem and More]]
*Half of [[Son-Chu_Review]]
*[[Chris%27s Last Will and Testament]]
*[[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth]]
*[[Tour of Chris's House III]]

===Social media pages I have contributed to (sometimes most of them)===
*[[February 2018 tweets]]
*[[July 2018 social media posts]]
*[[September 2018 social media posts]]
*[[January 2019 social media posts]]
*[[August 2020 social media posts]]

==Things I plan to do ==
*Fix broken links
*Pipe some relevant stuff
*Try to resist over-ironic-piping.
*Transcribe some videos and calls.
*Sort through the stuff people ask me to.
*Update Social media pages when Chris posts.
*Sort through old social media pages and add stuff that is missing.
*Write and update pages.
*Update [[Christorical eras]].
*Update [[Carpetbaggers]].
*Update [[Liquid Chris]].
*Update [[Chris and work]].
*Update [[Pokémon GO]].
*Update [[Idea Guys]].
*Update [[Biology]] (this one looks fun to research).
*Update [[Cosplaying]].
*Find better page scans for [[Sonichu 13]] (anyone know where I could find some?).
*Adding more info to [[Magical thinking]], especially about the various cult objects he uses.

== My history with Chris-Chan ==
I watched Pewdiepie's video on Chris-Chan, then the Geno series (I've now watched every episode like 3-10 times) and now I spend a lot of my time looking at the cwcki, then I got annoyed at all the dead links so I'm taking matters into my own hands.

I was pretty active for a few months and then I decided to get on with my degree in Theology.

== Unrelated Interests ==
*Music, such as Hip-hop, metal, alternative, and anything else that's good.
*Theology.
*Gaming.
*Netflix.

User:Byzantine

2022-05-09T08:53:52Z

Byzantine: /* Things I plan to do */

{{quote|I see, [the inability to make an account with the Cwcki without pming an admin] makes sense considering the rise in popularity and the fantastic talent Chris has for attracting [[weens]] and [[white_knights|white knights,]] what a terrible inconvenience, not even the stronghold of [[Wikipedia: Captcha|captcha]] could save it.|[[User:Byzantine|Byzantine]], Discord 2020}}

{| style="width: 240px; height: auto; float: right; border: 2px solid #ccf;"
| style="text-align: center; font-size: smaller;" | [[File:Russian_cathedral.jpg|240px|center]]''Hey, that's pretty good.''
|-
|{{Transcriber}}{{Orthodox}}{{Christian}}{{LiquidChris}}{{ClassicChris}}{{Virgin_with_rage}}{{Straight}}{{White}}{{JERK}}{{Observer}}{{Armchair Psychologist}}{{Britfag}}{{MartialArtist}}{{Wii}}{{AlecBensonLeary}}{{JackThaddeus}}{{Naive}}{{VivianGee}}
|}

== Welcome to my user page! ==

I plan to make mostly random edits on the CWCki, I love fixing broken links and transcribing stuff, also like sorting through massive piles of random information that Chris puts on the internet, drives me cazy.

== Things I have done ==
*cried, shidded and farted.
*I made a video work.
*Refreshed Chris's twitter to try and be the first to write a tweet down.
*Failed.
*[[August_2020_social_media_posts|Succeeded]].
*restored some links, I'm a little sad that some websites were never archived though :(.
*I freaking just added part 41 of the comprehensive history to the cwcki and I'm over the moon. That summary I wrote will be my legacy.
*Stood on people's toes by doing silly things that I didn't realise were silly until it was too late and people had to come and tell me off for it.
*I've uploaded some of the videos as a download link just in case YouTube starts cracking down on Chris videos or something, not that people don't have them saved, but it's convenient.
*Added like 30 of those overpowered TSSSF cards.
*Made the [[Other Pony events]] page, y'know, with other people, but like I wrote some of it.
*Reworked the [[Relics of Fail]] page.
*Uploaded SO MANY IMAGERS.
*Helped write [[Chris and language]]
*Updated and populated [[CWC Psychlight]]
*Recorded and sorted a lot of the [[August 2020 Discord leaks]]
*Added a record of that time Chris got into the Polish wikipedia on the [[Wikipedia]] article.
*Helped make the [[Konami Code]] page.
*Added some people's artwork that they were nice enough to make.
*I made a new section for [[COVID-19]], but Anaxis came and destroyed it with facts and logic because it was a bit shit.
*Added the first (and probably last) discord mailbag to [[Discord]].
*Changed the word "Highlights" to "Summary on a load of Kacey calls.
*Helped finish and uploaded the [[2012 Poster campaign]] page.
*Made [[Chris and oratory]] less slanderous. Still needs more material, though.
*Updated the [[Biology]] page.
*Added some nice sections to [[Chris and oratory]].

===Transcriptions===
*Half of [[Kacey Call 11]].
*[[Internet Dream Lounge (Unused Version)]]
*[[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4]]
*Half of [[Sonic Totem and More]]
*Half of [[Son-Chu_Review]]
*[[Chris%27s Last Will and Testament]]
*[[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth]]
*[[Tour of Chris's House III]]

===Social media pages I have contributed to (sometimes most of them)===
*[[February 2018 tweets]]
*[[July 2018 social media posts]]
*[[September 2018 social media posts]]
*[[January 2019 social media posts]]
*[[August 2020 social media posts]]

==Things I plan to do ==
*Fix broken links
*Pipe some relevant stuff
*Try to resist over-ironic-piping.
*Transcribe some videos and calls.
*Sort through the stuff people ask me to.
*Update Social media pages when Chris posts.
*Sort through old social media pages and add stuff that is missing.
*Write and update pages.
*Update [[Christorical eras]].
*Update [[Carpetbaggers]].
*Update [[Liquid_Chris]]

== My history with Chris-Chan ==
I watched Pewdiepie's video on Chris-Chan, then the Geno series (I've now watched every episode like 3-10 times) and now I spend a lot of my time looking at the cwcki, then I got annoyed at all the dead links so I'm taking matters into my own hands.

I was pretty active for a few months and then I decided to get on with my degree in Theology.

== Unrelated Interests ==
*Music, such as Hip-hop, metal, alternative, and anything else that's good.
*Theology.
*Gaming.
*Netflix.

User:Byzantine

2022-05-09T08:49:11Z

Byzantine:

{{quote|I see, [the inability to make an account with the Cwcki without pming an admin] makes sense considering the rise in popularity and the fantastic talent Chris has for attracting [[weens]] and [[white_knights|white knights,]] what a terrible inconvenience, not even the stronghold of [[Wikipedia: Captcha|captcha]] could save it.|[[User:Byzantine|Byzantine]], Discord 2020}}

{| style="width: 240px; height: auto; float: right; border: 2px solid #ccf;"
| style="text-align: center; font-size: smaller;" | [[File:Russian_cathedral.jpg|240px|center]]''Hey, that's pretty good.''
|-
|{{Transcriber}}{{Orthodox}}{{Christian}}{{LiquidChris}}{{ClassicChris}}{{Virgin_with_rage}}{{Straight}}{{White}}{{JERK}}{{Observer}}{{Armchair Psychologist}}{{Britfag}}{{MartialArtist}}{{Wii}}{{AlecBensonLeary}}{{JackThaddeus}}{{Naive}}{{VivianGee}}
|}

== Welcome to my user page! ==

I plan to make mostly random edits on the CWCki, I love fixing broken links and transcribing stuff, also like sorting through massive piles of random information that Chris puts on the internet, drives me cazy.

== Things I have done ==
*cried, shidded and farted.
*I made a video work.
*Refreshed Chris's twitter to try and be the first to write a tweet down.
*Failed.
*[[August_2020_social_media_posts|Succeeded]].
*restored some links, I'm a little sad that some websites were never archived though :(.
*I freaking just added part 41 of the comprehensive history to the cwcki and I'm over the moon. That summary I wrote will be my legacy.
*Stood on people's toes by doing silly things that I didn't realise were silly until it was too late and people had to come and tell me off for it.
*I've uploaded some of the videos as a download link just in case YouTube starts cracking down on Chris videos or something, not that people don't have them saved, but it's convenient.
*Added like 30 of those overpowered TSSSF cards.
*Made the [[Other Pony events]] page, y'know, with other people, but like I wrote some of it.
*Reworked the [[Relics of Fail]] page.
*Uploaded SO MANY IMAGERS.
*Helped write [[Chris and language]]
*Updated and populated [[CWC Psychlight]]
*Recorded and sorted a lot of the [[August 2020 Discord leaks]]
*Added a record of that time Chris got into the Polish wikipedia on the [[Wikipedia]] article.
*Helped make the [[Konami Code]] page.
*Added some people's artwork that they were nice enough to make.
*I made a new section for [[COVID-19]], but Anaxis came and destroyed it with facts and logic because it was a bit shit.
*Added the first (and probably last) discord mailbag to [[Discord]].
*Changed the word "Highlights" to "Summary on a load of Kacey calls.
*Helped finish and uploaded the [[2012 Poster campaign]] page.
*Made [[Chris and oratory]] less slanderous. Still needs more material, though.
*Updated the [[Biology]] page.
*Added some nice sections to [[Chris and oratory]].

===Transcriptions===
*Half of [[Kacey Call 11]].
*[[Internet Dream Lounge (Unused Version)]]
*[[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4]]
*Half of [[Sonic Totem and More]]
*Half of [[Son-Chu_Review]]
*[[Chris%27s Last Will and Testament]]
*[[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth]]
*[[Tour of Chris's House III]]

===Social media pages I have contributed to (sometimes most of them)===
*[[February 2018 tweets]]
*[[July 2018 social media posts]]
*[[September 2018 social media posts]]
*[[January 2019 social media posts]]
*[[August 2020 social media posts]]

==Things I plan to do ==
*Fix broken links
*Pipe some relevant stuff
*Try to resist over-ironic-piping.
*Transcribe some videos and calls.
*Sort through the stuff people ask me to.
*Update Social media pages when Chris posts.
*Sort through old social media pages and add stuff that is missing.
*Write and update pages.
*Update [[Christorical eras]].
*Update [[Carpetbaggers]].

== My history with Chris-Chan ==
I watched Pewdiepie's video on Chris-Chan, then the Geno series (I've now watched every episode like 3-10 times) and now I spend a lot of my time looking at the cwcki, then I got annoyed at all the dead links so I'm taking matters into my own hands.

I was pretty active for a few months and then I decided to get on with my degree in Theology.

== Unrelated Interests ==
*Music, such as Hip-hop, metal, alternative, and anything else that's good.
*Theology.
*Gaming.
*Netflix.

McIntire Park

2022-03-21T15:48:39Z

Byzantine: If it were a binocular zoom it would have two cameras.

[[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg|thumb|left|HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE DOGWOOD FESTIVAL!]]
[[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|''"I think what we're saying is... it's going to be compromised,"'' – said Mala Cunningham at just that same moment. Little did she know...]]
[[Image:Z100 0827.jpg|thumb|right| ...that was exactly what was happening.]]

'''McIntire Park''' is a park in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] which became a [[Attraction Location|favorite hangout]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] during [[2009]]. It features a chalkboard wall where visitors can leave whatever messages (or drawings of your [[Sonichu (character)|favorite hedgehog hero]]!) as they see fit. Every April, the annual [https://www.cvilledogwood.com/ Dogwood Festival] is held at the Park, featuring a fireworks display.

The Park was at the center of a local controversy, due to plans to reallocate part of the area to a new [[Wikipedia:YMCA|YMCA]] facility and a parkway. Chris joined the effort to save the Park in the summer of [[2009]].

==Chris on NBC==

On 22 [[July 2009]], local [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]] affiliate [[Wikipedia:WVIR-TV|WVIR]] ran a story on the six o'clock news about the controversy surrounding the park. During an interview with a representative of the McIntire Preservation Committee, Chris marches through the background of the shot while holding up his [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]].
{{-}}
<center>{{#ev:youtube|wS-RdZ5tW9I}}</center>
<center>Chris shows up at 1:08 if you want to skip to it.</center>

==Chris in a Council Meeting==

At some point prior to 14 [[August 2009]], Chris created a two-foot-wide sign featuring [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|their children]] with giant wads of babbling text, intended to express support for the park. The youngsters are holding extremely tiny signs that read "SAVE MCINTIRE PARK," which would be impossible to read from more than six feet away, rendering the sign largely useless.

The sign would be seen in [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|a video]] where Chris used his artwork to refute the claims of [[CChanSonichuCWC]]. On 17 August Chris brought the sign with him to a Charlottesville city council meeting, and was recognized for his [[Chris and Art|effort]]. Chris began to ramble out of turn until the city council told him to pipe down, earning the envy of millions.

Alas, even the power of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon wasn't enough to save the park; court challenges to the YMCA<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Piedmont_Family_YMCA</ref> and parkway<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Meadowcreek_Parkway</ref> construction failed, and the construction on Chris's precious park began in 2013.<ref>http://www.cvilletomorrow.org/news/article/15045-Meadowcreek-Interchange-Traffic/</ref>
<center>{{#ev:youtube|mbjY29ZfuPk}}</center>
===Transcript===
[[Image:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and family expressing their support for the park]]
[''transcription starts at 0:30, speaker is Bob Fenwick'']

'''Fenwick:''' I would also like to call special attention to a young man, Christian Chandler, who's in the audience, who spent a great deal of time making his own save McIntire sign.

[''applause, Chris starts shouting in the audience'']

'''Chris:''' [''holding up the sign''] Indeed! Hmm. It's less expensive for McIntire Park. Membership is required for the YMCA and plus the wading pool should be bigger and deeper.

'''Chairman:''' [''cuts Chris off''] Eh, heheh, one speaker at a time. Thank you.

[''Audience laughs'']

'''Fenwick:''' Now, I think you all...

== Independence Day Sighting ==
[[File:CWC Pokemon.png|thumb|left|Artist's conception of Chris using the attraction rock of fail.]]
[[File:Disco duck.png|thumb|What the note probably said.]]
[[File:Zoom_lens_for_DSi.jpg|thumb|The "zoom lens" as aforementioned. Apparently it acts as a sort of optic enhancement by adding an optical zoom]]

On 4 July 2010, a [[trolls|troll]] reported that they had spotted Chris at the Independence Day celebrations held at McIntire Park on 4 July. Chris allegedly wore [[Chris and fashion|relatively normal clothing]], indicating that perhaps he had realized how retarded he looked on his previous outing.

The troll reported that Chris had what appeared to be a large camera lens attached to the front of his DSi, and was presumably using it to survey the area for [[boyfriend-free girl]]s.

Interestingly, the troll also reported that Chris scribbled a note onto something, wrapped it around a rock, and chucked it at a woman in what would appear to be a more aggressive and direct twist to the [[Red String of Fate]] tactic. Another possible explanation is that this is Chris's way of messaging people he doesn't know on [[Facebook]] or various [[dating profiles]], applied to the real world. Whatever his logic was, the contents of the note remain a mystery.

The troll's account in full:

{{quotebox|I have followed the Chris trolling for a while, because who could resist reading about some guy who lived in the same city as you? Though I never would have expected to run into the elusive manchild, that is, until July 4th. Every year, McIntire Park shoots off fireworks for the July 4th. Many families come out to watch, despite the decline in quality each year due to money problems. So imagine my surprise when I see the internet sensation himself. I had to do a double take to make sure. No, he wasn't wearing anything outrageous like in Friday's After 5 footage. No Sonichu medallion. I guess he really has given up on Sonichu. 
I didn't stalk him the entire time he was there, but kept tabs every once in a while. He spent a lot of time near the baseball field. At one point I noticed he pulled out his DSi, with something odd attached to the front of it. It looked like a zoom lense. But do they make zoom lenses for the DSi? I thought the camera quality was already shit. He seemed to use his DSi and what I think is the zoom lense looking at the people around here, presumably women, considering the creepy person he is. A little while later I noticed he had gotten up and started to walk, to where, I don't know. Then he stopped. Now, I don't know how to make of this...I saw him scribble on something, wrap it around what I think he picked up was a rock, and threw it at this woman. I don't think it hit her, but she seemed startled. She picked up whatever he threw, opened up the paper he had written on, looked at him, and shook her head. She then turned and went on her way. 
At that point, I decided to leave it at that and go back to hanging out with my friends. I didn't see him after that point. I assume he decided to change where he was sitting or people were just blocking my view, because as it got darker it got incredibly more busy.}}

==See also:==
{{CWCipedia|chris=McIntirePark}}
*[[Charlottesville, VA]]
*[[CWCville|CWCville Park/CWC-Central Park]]

== Sources ==
<references/>
==External links==
*[http://savemcintire.org Save McIntire]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]

Template talk:DYK

2021-08-27T12:35:29Z

Byzantine: /* Formatting. */

Wow, way to fail with the double negative on line 3. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 19:55, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
:Wait what? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:57, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

== Needs to be changed so it will give different results with each main page load / refresh ==

Right now it changes on the main page only when someone does something woith the template... I think. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:24, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

Also change it to just one set of trivia showing up at a time (I have now 2 sets of 14 total). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:40, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

: Updated. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 02:22, 10 July 2012 (PDT)

==Apple-Core bit==
The website linking to the apple-core bit got 404'd. Should we replace it with another DYK or find another website with the info on that bit? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 19:50, 12 July 2020 (UTC)

:I vote replace. It's a small detail that doesn't seem to be mentioned elsewhere in the CWCki. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:56, 12 July 2020 (UTC)

== Formatting. ==

I tried adjusting this template to make the entries longer, and I think that I may have broken it - it seems to be stuck on one entry, and it isn't cycling through the others. Can anyone with a better understanding of how this thing works help out here? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 09:51, 10 August 2021 (UTC)

:<s>Oh, I was wondering why it was broken, can't we just revert it?</s> It looks like its working now, maybe a problem with loading that happened a few times? [[User:Byzantine|Byzantine]] ([[User talk:Byzantine|talk]]) 12:03, 27 August 2021 (UTC)

Template talk:DYK

2021-08-27T12:29:51Z

Byzantine: /* Formatting. */

Wow, way to fail with the double negative on line 3. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 19:55, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
:Wait what? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:57, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

== Needs to be changed so it will give different results with each main page load / refresh ==

Right now it changes on the main page only when someone does something woith the template... I think. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:24, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

Also change it to just one set of trivia showing up at a time (I have now 2 sets of 14 total). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:40, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

: Updated. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 02:22, 10 July 2012 (PDT)

==Apple-Core bit==
The website linking to the apple-core bit got 404'd. Should we replace it with another DYK or find another website with the info on that bit? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 19:50, 12 July 2020 (UTC)

:I vote replace. It's a small detail that doesn't seem to be mentioned elsewhere in the CWCki. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:56, 12 July 2020 (UTC)

== Formatting. ==

I tried adjusting this template to make the entries longer, and I think that I may have broken it - it seems to be stuck on one entry, and it isn't cycling through the others. Can anyone with a better understanding of how this thing works help out here? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 09:51, 10 August 2021 (UTC)

:Oh, I was wondering why it was broken, can't we just revert it? [[User:Byzantine|Byzantine]] ([[User talk:Byzantine|talk]]) 12:03, 27 August 2021 (UTC)

Template talk:DYK

2021-08-27T12:03:00Z

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Wow, way to fail with the double negative on line 3. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 19:55, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
:Wait what? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:57, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

== Needs to be changed so it will give different results with each main page load / refresh ==

Right now it changes on the main page only when someone does something woith the template... I think. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:24, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

Also change it to just one set of trivia showing up at a time (I have now 2 sets of 14 total). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:40, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

: Updated. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 02:22, 10 July 2012 (PDT)

==Apple-Core bit==
The website linking to the apple-core bit got 404'd. Should we replace it with another DYK or find another website with the info on that bit? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 19:50, 12 July 2020 (UTC)

:I vote replace. It's a small detail that doesn't seem to be mentioned elsewhere in the CWCki. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:56, 12 July 2020 (UTC)

== Formatting. ==

I tried adjusting this template to make the entries longer, and I think that I may have broken it - it seems to be stuck on one entry, and it isn't cycling through the others. Can anyone with a better understanding of how this thing works help out here? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 09:51, 10 August 2021 (UTC)

Oh, I was wondering why it was broken, can't we just revert it? [[User:Byzantine|Byzantine]] ([[User talk:Byzantine|talk]]) 12:03, 27 August 2021 (UTC)

Jail Saga

2021-08-10T09:51:49Z

Byzantine: /* First court appearance */ Needed to switch to archived link.

{{Honest}}
{{transcript}}
{{Ongoing}}

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.]]

{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your goddess [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my Sonichus and Rosechus and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris's speech, while being arrested.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDCXfibEdbQ Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]</ref>}}

Following the [[incest]] allegations of late July against [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the police, and authorities conducted a welfare check, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on Chris the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was arrested on ''1 August 2021'', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by both Ethan Ralph and an anonymous onlooker. Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was co-operative with police.

As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as further charges yet to be identified. He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 16 September, likely making matters worse by interrupting the court proceedings to beg for his toys, and stamping his feet.

==Arrest==
{{See also|Incest}}

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[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]

Following Chris's expulsion from his home, [[Son-chu]] was located at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/]</ref>. The next day (1 August), [[Orbiter Wave|a number of people]] attempted, or said they would attempt, to contact Chris there. The most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who, along with his fiancée and some friends, livestreamed themselves [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. They ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out and went about knocking on every door on the second floor. Chris did not answer the door and the group was told to leave by a motel employee. They went to Regency Mall across the street, while still streaming, to wait around and because it was suspected that Chris might be there if not in his room.

Later that afternoon, they were tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel and arrived back in time to see two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room. Ralph continued to film for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers while the police talked to Chris, occasionally yelling comments himself which Chris sometimes responded to. Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/</ref> An additional PoV shot was filmed by an anonymous onlooker, showing Chris climbing directly into the cop car.

==Jail==

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.]]

On arrest, Chris was originally planned to be held without bail at Henrico County Jail West.<ref>http://www.henricosheriff.org/search/</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case</ref><ref>https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3</ref> Calls to the Sheriff's Office have confirmed that he is being held on a charge of incest. Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison (the Sheriff's Office website gives his gender as female), but after uproar from his new exposure, it was decided he would be tried as a male adult instead. It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery, which Chris [[Un-clit|has not]].

Of note is that the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild", presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.

=== First court appearance ===

On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment. The proceedings were documented by the [https://archive.md/EEYAs Greene County Record] newspaper.

According to the journalist, Charlottesville attorney David Heilberg was appointed Chris' public defender. The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety." Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]." He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by implying that he would accept [[Naive|anything]] if he could retrieve [[List of toys|his possessions]] from his home.

Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing there was danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and Chris. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and begging again for his items at home.

From Chris' reported behavior in the courtroom, it is easy to believe that Chris either does not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expects to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]]. It remains to be known how he is coping in jail.

On 7 August 2021, Tucker Carlson briefly talked about Chris's case in a Fox News segment.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw</ref>

=== Second court appearance ===

Chris's next court appearance is due on the 16 [[September 2021]].

==See Also==
*[[Incest]]

==References==

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History

2021-08-05T10:37:55Z

Byzantine:

{{quote|Chris-Chan. Arguably the most documented person in history.

His antics have been witnessed by millions, with many always keeping a close eye on him, waiting to see what he does next.

What made him this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated?

This is the story of Chris-Chan.|Geno Samuel's opening narration for the series, usually condensed to the last two lines after the premiere; starting in Part XLIV, feminine pronouns are used instead.}}
[[File:Gs.png|thumb|Geno Samuel, our stoic narrator in the flesh.]]

'''''Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History''''' is a [[Internet|webseries]] created by Lithuanian-born, Japan-based producer and musician Geno Samuel (also known as Edvinas Grigonis), which began in [[February 2018]]. It is, as the name suggests, an extensive, in-depth documentary about [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s life, similar to [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Sachumo]]'s. However, while Sachumo's film is an abridged summary of Chris's life for newcomers, Geno's videos go into greater detail, with each video being around 30 to 40 minutes in length. The series currently covers 35 out of 39 years of Chris's life, currently covering just about everything of note from Chris's birth to late [[2017]]. As of Part LIX, the documentary series is 1 day, 16 hours, 34 minutes, and 8 seconds long.

The series is in chronological order, taking several videos just to cover Chris's life before his internet fame, with a significant portion of the series (28 episodes) dedicated to [[Saga|the densely packed events of 2009 and 2010]]. It presents the events of Chris's life in a mostly objective light, allowing watchers to pass their own judgment on Chris and the people around him. Nonetheless, Geno occasionally slips in a dry jab or two in the form of blunt observations over [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris's shortcomings]], along with summaries of how Chris's problems manifest themselves and worsen over time. Furthermore, he also manages to maintain a completely neutral, deadpan tone of voice when discussing the absolute absurdities present in Chris's life, and he reads spelling errors precisely as they are written, which leads to some of the documentary's funniest lines.

Geno's narration also reflects Chris's changes in identity throughout the series, [[Christopher's name change|initially referring to him as "Christopher" before changing it to "Christian" in the first episode]] and using masculine pronouns for the bulk of the show's run, eventually shifting over to [[Transgender|calling Chris "Christine" and using feminine pronouns]] by the time that the series reaches the events of late [[2014]], when Chris began to transition. It remains to be seen if he will eventually revert to using masculine pronouns during Chris's extended period of being "[[Spirit possession|possessed]]" by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] through most of [[2020]] and part of [[2021]].

The series is still ongoing, and though Geno initially predicted that it would be around 50 episodes long by the time he reached the present day, Episode 50 ended up covering the events of mid-[[2016]], and it now seems much more likely Geno will have over 70 episodes finished and released by the time he's reached modern Christory. However, this is presuming that he keeps a consistent pace, which may become difficult due to how much occurred during the period when the [[Idea Guys]] had influence over Chris, compared to the relative quiet in the first few years after the [[26 December 2014|pepper spray incident]]. Once he's "caught up" with [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]], Geno plans to continue the series incrementally until it ultimately reaches [[Chris_and_death#Chris himself (1982–)|its logical conclusion]]. [[Christorical eras|It will take a while to get to the present, in any case.]]

The documentary series has inspired a considerable amount of new discussion related to Chris, which has predictably produced more [[Weening|weens]] who mistakenly think that "modern" Chris acts like he once did during the so-called "Classic Era". The documentary itself ended up being a part of Christory in a more direct fashion, as at least one [[Enablers|enabler]] interested in Chris's story [[KwaiiSandbag calls|reached out to him]] and successfully encouraged him to stop role-playing as Sonichu by pretending to have [[Magical thinking|psychic powers]]. Furthermore, Chris is aware of the series, and has commented on it several times over [[Twitter]] and [[YouTube]], usually expressing approval of Geno's attention to detail.

In light of the [[Incest]] reveal, Geno, like everyone else, was utterly flabbergasted by the extremely dark turn that Christory took. Geno then announced, via his [[Patreon]], that the series would be taking an extended hiatus. He explained that he felt that it would potentially tasteless and exploitative to continue the series immediately after those events came to light, [https://www.patreon.com/posts/stopping-now-54330974 so he informed his patrons that he will not be completing and releasing new episodes of the series until early 2022]. During that time, Geno will resume work on other documentaries and music projects of his own.

==YouTube account==
Geno attempted to monetize his GenoSamuel2 channel. On 13 [[June 2018|June of that year]], when it was his turn to be reviewed by YouTube staff for the monetization program, they instead issued community guideline strikes due to the clips of bullying featured in the videos, and as a result his channel was terminated.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bpe1lz/its_coming_cant_wait_for_the_new_material/enu9fug/</ref> Geno confirmed that he did send an appeal form, but YouTube never gave him his channel back. Fans reuploaded all of the episodes made prior to the strike and Geno created a new backup channel on YouTube where the series would be uploaded from then on.

A week later, Geno revealed on the backup channel he would be taking a long break from the videos, stating that he was getting tired of always having to have Chris in his mind when making the documentary. He said that he will continue working on them sometime near the end of the year.

On 3 [[January 2019]], he announced on his [[Twitter]] in the form of a teaser poster that the series would be coming back on 24 [[February 2019]], which also happens to be [[Birthday|Chris's birthday]]. The new series contains updated audio, additional and corrected information and some modifications to prevent another takedown. He also mentioned that he would not be monetizing the videos out of respect.

Geno said that Chris knew of the original run of the series and approved of it.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrkBzO-WY8&t</ref>

In [[July 2020]], Geno announced the series would go on hiatus again until [[August 2020|August]]; however, the series resumed slightly earlier than expected, as Part 41 premiered on 31 July.

On 14 September, Geno posted a message explaining why he decided to use feminine pronouns to refer to Chris beginning from Part 43:<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ</ref>

{{quotebox|[[Sonic Boom Protests|CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS ARE NOT SHE/HER, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! GENO NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING REFERRING TO HIM AS A WOMAN AND CHANGE CHRIS’ GENDER BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!]] 
[[My Little Pony Protests|FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING ''CHRIS CHAN: A COMPREHENSIVE HISTORY'', UNTIL GENO WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS PRONOUNS BACK, NOW!!!]] 
[[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Join My Group, FIX CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS IMMEDIATELY, GENO!!!, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!]] 
https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixCHRISCHANSpronounsImmediatelyGENO 
[[Christian Weston Chandler|This is what you sound like.]]

But seriously, yes, the transition happened, and has already caused an uproar which I doubt will subside. This would have happened anyway if I didn’t change it; I would have a different vocal minority yelling about it.
The change does not reflect my personal opinions, and even if they did, the star of the series’ name now would still be “Christine.” I must deal with the reality at hand. I started calling Christopher “Christian” [[Christopher's name change|when he wanted to be called that]], and now I just started referring to her as a woman with the name of “Christine.” The video series should not be seen as a voice of reason, or as a preacher with a message. It is an opportunity to give Chris a voice, and to offer a better understanding of her thoughts through the very many experiences meticulously documented in her life. It is up to you to make whatever you want with the information given. As the [[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient]] [[Cherokian Clan|Indian]] proverb goes, “[[Pmurt|It is what it is.]]”}}

[[File:Donald Trump - A Comprehensive History.PNG|thumb|200px|Some of the altered episode names and thumbnails]]
[[File:ChrisGenoAprilFoolsReaction.jpeg|thumb|200px|Chris's complaint to Geno about the April Fool's joke.]]

On 1 [[April 2021]], Geno commemorated April Fool's Day by changing the title of the series to ''[[Pmurt|Donald Trump: A Comprehensive History]]'', and altered the thumbnails of every video in the series to include images of him. The content of the videos themselves, however, remained unchanged. Chris did not take kindly to this, privately messaging Geno over Twitter to complain about the alteration.

On 31 [[July 2021]], Geno decided to put the series on hiatus following the release of Episode 59, in light of the [[incest]] situation.

==Mentions by Chris==
In [[August 2019]], Chris, while in his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], began "binge-listening" to the series<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref> (suggesting that, like with the [[Sachumo]] documentary, Chris couldn't bear to actually watch the videos). Chris would make comments on the videos as Magi-Chan via Twitter, and as himself in YouTube's comment section.

Chris's interest in the series continued after his phrase of role-playing as Magi-Chan ended, eventually watching the series as opposed to just listening.

*"quite curious, when you think about it, from the ''Animal Crossing'' Video, Christine calls for ''Sonic Heroes'' being GameCube exclusive; she gave premonition to the Nintendo-Exclusive ''Sonic'' titles."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165329837071962117</ref>

*He noted exactly which cartoons and games [[Megan Schroeder]] had introduced him to over a decade prior "just for the record and Megan's reference", those being ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' and ''Tekken'' OC Yoshimitsu, also saying he'd been a fan of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' before meeting Megan.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*"You made me laugh when you stiltedly read, 'You don't have to tell me twice. But back in the Stone Age...' Just simply how you said it cracked me up. Reminder, the end of that joke is, '...you Really needed to tell them twice'; you couldn't get it through their heads at all."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*Chris viewed his past homophobia with regret.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1166479203585466368</ref>

*Chris commented on Part 24 in YouTube's comment section, claiming that he had known [[Alec Benson Leary]] was a troll, among other dubious remarks:

{{quotebox|I remember those times, and it was cringing to hear myself drone ON and ON just in thinking he was going to clear those ads from my old website. [[Lie|Subconsciously, I had always Known he and his crew were Trolling me the whole time]], and it showed in how I reacted later on. And, yet, while partly oblivious, I Was Trolling Alec At the time. And I take no shame in it, because he was Trolling Me. I saw through his charade and showed it in how he treated everyone in my few pages, as he had already done, and worse, in his pages. It only added fuel to the nobility of pulling the plug on the [[Cwcipedia]] to save myself, my arts, and my peoples and family, he from the shit I was having to deal with from those bastards. [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Powers]] were strong within me in the later part of this video. And they have only gotten stronger over the years into now, despite my having the many more trials to endure and learn from.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o&lc=UgxvWUOajowz_kPacNd4AaABAg Link to video], and [https://web.archive.org/web/20191023182218/http://web.archive.org/screenshot/https://youtu.be/1ffLGSfQf8o archive.org's screenshot of the comments section.]</ref>}}

*Chris tweeted on Part 31, about the [[100 2270]] video he filmed on 7 October 2010:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1236699315302797312</ref>

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris watches CCCS Part 31.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This Part, starting from 16:30, I forgot I made this video. It was soo Stupid, it is genuinely hilarious.

Rolling on the floor laughing

I guess it was in the high-energetic, loud voice I used that day to imitate Liquid Chris. ALOL!

“yamosexual”? Get ready for a meme of that word.}}

In summer 2020, during Chris's phase of [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris continued commenting on the series.

*About Part 38, Chris laughed about the goofy facial expressions he had made in [[Message for John Kyle]].<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Chris talks about Genosamuel's Documentary]]</ref>

*About Part 39, an angry Chris complained about Geno reading an e-mail from the [[Gal Pal E-mails 4]] collection in which Chris had privately talked about [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|shoving his own penis into his buttcrack]]. He also whined about Geno's coverage of the [[2014 house fire|house fire]].

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey! Firstly, that door to the bathroom downstairs was unable to close at all back in 2013 and early ‘14. Second, Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Mama]] with [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? [[God complex|Oh, My Chris Chan]]! Why did [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] have to be such a literal [[Troll]] to totally expose these things when they were shared with her in strictest confidence? “Kim Wilson”, if that is even your real name at this point, Mama may forgive you to an extent, but I, Sonichu, am truly insulted by this shit stunt you’ve pulled with her trust in betrayal over the years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ&lc=UgzdoujDjuYP-1upCml4AaABAg</ref>}}

*About part 42, Chris commented on the [[Brushfire Video]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|For the record, when Mama recorded that putting out the fire video, she and Barb were literally still recovering from the house fire earlier that year. Sight of fire gave Mama a whole bunch of PTSD for the number of years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc&lc=UgwK8W6anDfgeWo3YGR4AaABAg</ref>}}

*About part 44, Chris thanked Geno for referring to him with his preferred pronouns, as the series had entered the point of Chris's [[transgender]]ism.

{{quoteboxyellow| Finally, you got the pronoun right with Mama Chris Chan; thanks, Geno. Better late than never. 😊⚡️<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c&lc=Ugzapm793HOq50Jjq7p4AaABAg</ref>}}

After the Sonichu spirit possession ended, Chris still commented on videos- albeit as Chris himself, once more.

*About Part 52, Chris commented on his distaste of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and the predictions he made.

{{quotebox|I predicted how horribly Trump was going to do. Who was right all along? Me. ⚡️💙⚡️
Trump was a Mean King, and he did not get our votes then or again.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw&lc=UgwYOZd_fR_CdoQ_K-l4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

*About Part 54, Chris made a [[Random-access humor|joke]] regarding the episode's Roman numbering (LIV).
{{quotebox|Part LIVe! On the Internet!<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI&lc=UgzA39cP4b-MEVr78AN4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

*About Part 56, Chris promoted the as-of-yet unreleased next episode of the series, claiming it would cover the events of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.
{{quotebox|Tune in next video for Idea Guy, Johnson Wiles, and Stephen Boyd, or that, among which, is chronicled in “Awakening of a CPU”.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg&lc=Ugx3w3o9-QZT0EL3Tb54AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}
Geno Samuel himself has made no indication as to whether or not the next episode would indeed cover these events, and if so, to what extent. At the current rate, it seems that the absolute earliest that the Idea Guys could be mentioned or otherwise alluded to would be Part 58.

==What is the attraction?==

In his 100k subscriber Q&A special uploaded in December of 2020, Geno answered a question Chris had posted from the CwcvilleGuardian account. Roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris asked what Geno believed to be the draw of himself and life story.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGzQrkKHo0</ref>

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, Geno. I, Sonichu, offer a sentiment of support and kind thoughts in response to this. Congratulations, Dude. But I do have a question, as well (feel free to get really Metaphysical about it; break your own fourth walls). Given every single possibility between this and all other dimensions in this Omega timeline set we live in, including that Mama Chris Chan, herself, being the OC of OCs, could also have been [[Messiah complex|a creator of all Original Creators, including yourself]], if not that one major influential aspect, What do you feel is the most significant factor that attracts everyone's attention, including yourself, to her?

In short, What do You feel and think is the attraction; what makes you fascinated about Chris Chan?}}

Geno answered Chris's inquiry at 1:10:28 as the final question of the video, stating that he found it fascinating due to how it cannot be replicated today and how Chris and various trolls created an entire fantasy world which Chris lived – and continues to live – in:

{{quotebox|The attraction is that the story of Chris-Chan came about during a very interesting time on the internet: of course, because this could not technically really happen in real life as much as it did here. It was a difficult time on the internet where it was kinda like a Wild West situation, where there was a lot more focused on trolling and bullying and saying whatever the hell you want without any consequences. And people were getting in touch with the internet and posting videos and showing themselves off online a lot, without maybe understanding the consequences of what bad things might happen to them. You know, all the bullying that Chris took from the trolls, it's like a wonderful mix of belief in self mixed in with trolls' ambitions to work against or for that belief – to create this sort of fictional universe for Chris. Which [[Idea Guys|Chris ended up believing wholeheartedly]], recently. It's a product of its time, really. You can't really replicate it these days – because I think the internet has now a lot more safeguards against this sort of carry-on. And Chris is a very unique individual. I think you might know that very well. He's very unique, a product of his own upbringing and of his own [[autism]]. And that's what keeps me fascinated. It's almost like a fictional universe created artificially in a real life universe, you might say. Um, and I can understand how this can get really metaphysical because I kinda feel like the trolls and Chris kinda helped each other to create this fictional universe for each other. Though some people believed in it a lot more than others. And that's – I think – a big reason why Sonichu/Christine might think the same way about being the, uh, "creator" of real creations, because they are alive in a sense. If you believe in it, they are alive – the characters. You might treat them as alive to an extent. I think it's a bit too much to say that they do exist in an alternate dimension – I don't believe in that at all – but they do exist as much as you want them to exist. It's all up to you. It's all up to the human mind – each individual brain – what you think. It's all up to you – whether you want to improve yourself, or whether you want to go down this path or that path, whether you want to listen to your [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] or not. It really is all up to you – and your world is whatever you want to make of it. Be it intentionally want to make of it or unintentionally want to make of it, consciously or subconsciously. And that's the story of why I find it fascinating.}}

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==Episodes (both original and revived series)==
*Part 1 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4 original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg current]): Addresses the events from his [[1980s#1982|birth]] to his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]].
*Part 2 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdcWbBbUtY original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3QMqssyBwQ current]): Addresses the events from his enrolling in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] to the [[autism papers]].
*Part 3 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt-vXrZvQ20 original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWLdbRv7Uo current]): Addresses the events from [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|C-Mas 2004]] to Chris's graduation from PVCC.
*Part 4 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GiiN4XYfJQ original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNxhKpigzY current]): Addresses the events from the release of [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] to [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|Chris's message]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
*Part 5 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxW4-_mCo-I current]): Addresses the events from Chris finally caving into [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|editing his ED page]] to the [[Sonichu Game Talk]] video.
*Part 6 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NncBco0Hck4 current]): Addresses the events from Chris [[Blanca Emails, August 2008|emailing]] [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] about porn to the desecration of his [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)|medallion]].
*Part 7 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylhPXIXBTIE original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOnVFhqvUNM current]): Addresses the events from Chris [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] to [[Clyde Cash]] revealing himself.
*Part 8 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWSWmgqz8ok original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6saw-Ik0o current]): Addresses the events from [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] to the Australian brushfires of [[2009]].
*Part 9 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pgO5MwN0pM original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WisyzQW9BYU current]): Addresses the events from [[CWC Update 8 February 2009]] to Chris preparing for [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.
*Part 10 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrODxoJKRz0 original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjCsNGBKUo current]): Addresses the events from Aunt Corrina's funeral to [[Robert Simmons V]]'s [[Church audio|church visit]].
*Part 11 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3YzUZN2Hog original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2tUU9ytpY8 current]): Addresses the events from [[Apology to Emily]] to [[YouTube Finale]].
*Part 12 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je0IuVlvdug original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP_4JCZkiQ4 current]): Addresses the events from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica#1 April 2009|ED's 2009 April Fools' Day prank]] to the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!#cwcville.com (April 2009 – May 2009)|cwcville.com]].
*Part 13 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8mpA_fSzcc original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDffEuoQDtM current]): Addresses the events from [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] to [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].
*Part 14 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3-bD2Wyaec current]): Addresses the events from [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] to [[Liquid Chris]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Bonus Video|revealing]] Chris's [[Ian Brandon Anderson|"real" name]].
*Part 15 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdNmDVOQow current]): Addresses the events from [[C.W.C. - Thank You :)]] to [[LOOK at the truth!]].
*Part 16 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6A7czciKFA current]): Addresses the events from Chris's ''circa'' August 2009 meeting with [[Kim Wilson]] and [[Kacey]] at Applebee's to [[Kacey Call 4]].
*Part 17 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBkuKp6OjUo current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[September 2009]] [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|death threat]] to [[Vivian Gee]] to [[Kacey Call 21]].
*Part 18 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzlFJxKLBO0 current]): Addresses the events from the [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers|final installment]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Chris's interview with Larry Bundy Jr.]] to [[To Clyde Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg|Another One for Clyde Gregg]].
*Part 19 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qDg0Vmp2g current]): Addresses the events from Chris opening his "[[YouTube#ClydeGreggCashMays (October 2009 – November 2009)|ClydeGreggCashMays]]" account on YouTube to the [[Father Call]].
*Part 20 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2MM9Aetv0 current]): Addresses the events from [[11042009 51 50|Chris's 51 bicep curl video]] to the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]].
*Part 21 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXE7QZntZtU current]): Addresses the events from the [[Prank calls#Failed Prank Call|Failed Prank Call]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 13]].
*Part 22 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V38EZ7I8c-A current]): Addresses the events from [[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]] to [[14 January 2010|01142010.MOV]].
*Part 23 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FB0hHfrk0 current]): Addresses the events from [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]] to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]].
*Part 24 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o current]): Addresses the events from [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 52]].
*Part 25 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5GgVLk2Tio current]): Addresses the events from [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]] to the release of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].
*Part 26 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX_fOd7pFc4 current]): Addresses the events from [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]] to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]].
*Part 27 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxYfdJxqY_M current]): Addresses the events from [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]] to [[Greene County Conspiracy]].
*Part 28 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Cthb7G-pU current]): Addresses the events from the [[05142010|Yeardley Love video]] to [[JenkinsJinkies]]' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies|conversation with Clyde]].
*Part 29 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9tkCwNaX-A current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[McIntire Park#Independence Day Sighting|4 July 2010 visit]] to [[McIntire Park]] to [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]].
*Part 30 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjr6JgWWkV0 current]): Addresses the events from [[Stardate, August 27, 2010]] to [[Jackie E-mails 16]].
*Part 31 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdA9A8h_oYQ current]): Addresses the events from [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]] to [[A Public Announcement for Congress]].
*Part 32 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQwREsoM3oc current]): Addresses the events from [[Pregnant Act]] to [[ToJackie]].
*Part 33 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE4ETdYm6tg current]): Addresses the events from [[Jackie E-mails 20]] to [[100 2357.MOV]].
*Part 34 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKXtK2SqanQ current]): Addresses the events from [[Jackie E-mails 23]] to [[Gal Pal E-mails 3]].
*Part 35 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJzngZrtp04 current]): Addresses the events from the creation of the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum to [[The Red-Maned Deer]].
*Part 36 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqLWF_iWns current]): Addresses the events from [[Kaka Makeup Basics]] to the [[Rocky Shoemaker call]].
*Part 37 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx2CgXqdxMw current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|January 2012]] [[Facebook]] posts to the [[28 October 2011|July 2012 settlement]] of the Michael Snyder case.
*Part 38 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBOyq64x8yk current]): Addresses the events from ''[[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]'' to Chris's [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|September 2013 Facebook posts]] about Lego minifigs.
*Part 39 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ current]): Addresses the events from the [[October 2013 Facebook Posts|October 2013 Facebook posts]] to [[Gal Pal E-mails 4]].
*Part 40 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95_A-_W37qk current]): Addresses the events from the [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|May 2014 Facebook posts]] to him finishing his first leg of his date with [[Catherine]].
*Part 41 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EsycjHeJs current]): Addresses the events from the second leg of his date with [[Catherine]] to Chris addressing his reasoning for the [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|Mr. Smith situation]].
*Part 42 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc current]): Addresses the events from the start of the [[Sonic Boom Protests]] to the end of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page.
*Part 43 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyNfJQbg9o8 current]): Addresses the events from [[Sonic Boom Protests#Pickle Joke|a possible reference to Chris's distaste for]] [[pickle]]s in an episode of ''Sonic Boom'' to [[March 2015 Facebook posts#Redundancy|a comment made by him on the official ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' Facebook page]] in March 2015. This is the first episode to use feminine pronouns to describe Chris.
*Part 44 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c current]): Addresses the events from [[26 December 2014#2 April Hearing|Chris's second hearing]] for the Boxing Day macing to his [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Endless Horror|"Pink Fresh Lemonade" drawing]]. Debuts a new version of the intro, using feminine pronouns.
*Part 45 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-v3Iefr58U current]): Addresses the events from [[List of places that have banned Chris#Facebook|Chris's temporary ban from Facebook]] to [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]
*Part 46 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtELwaQYTK0 current]): Addresses the events from [[Donation Options Reviewed.]] to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]].
*Part 47 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07p94FYn1zM current]): Addresses the events from [[December 2015 Facebook Posts#A Fun Visual|Chris' 1 December 2015 Facebook post about his bed]] to [[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]
*Part 48 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INP-_0MDS9U current]): Addresses the events from [[CatKnight Interview]] to [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
*Part 49 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8h-ja6dftY current]): Addresses the events from [[Happy Pokémon Day.]] to [[Please, Donate]].
*Part 50 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDwMta3fRs current]): Addresses the events from [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to [[Donations Requested, Please]].
*Part 51 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qc3QE-E9Yw current]): Addresses the events from [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]] to Chris's Facebook [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|post]] regarding [[incest]].
*Part 52 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Get off your ass, Cole!|Facebook announcement]] to [[Cole Smithey]] to [[Feelings of the election results]].
*Part 53 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXsr45VigJs current]): Addresses the events from [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]] to Chris's first interactions with [[DoopieDoOver]].
*Part 54 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI current]): Addresses the events from [[2017 tweets#Don't be blinded impulsively|Chris offering words of wisdom]] to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017]].
*Part 55 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZgaHw3y66w current]): Addresses the events from [[Live Drawing Streams#05082017|Chris's first ''Sonichu'' Issue #11 livestream]] to [[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris|Doopie confirming that she knew about Chris's old antics]].
*Part 56 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg current]): Addresses the events from [[July 2017 tweets#Chris downplays the macing incident while simping for the Planet Dolan crew|Chris interacting with the Planet Dolan crew]] to [[Night Star#Chris spills the beans|Chris revealing that he was behind the NightStar2891 account]].
* Part 57 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXZOVgot6a4 current]): Addresses the events from [[August 2017 tweets#Chris's pizza observation|Chris's pizza observation]] to [[Jessica Quinn#Relationship with Kiwi Farms|Jessica Quinn's conversation with Moonman's Son]].
* Part 58 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_aVxYQeHo current]): Addresses the events from [[September 2017 Facebook posts#Jessica Quinn .3D Lovely Weather|Chris comparing Jessica Quinn to Lovely Weather]] to [[October 2017 tweets#Quinnspiracy|Chris rationalizing that Quinn wasn't a troll]].
* Part 59 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0 current]): Addresses the events from [[Sonichu_12|the creation of Sonichu 12]] to [[Operation_BARBarossa|the Facebook post about Operation BARBarossa]].

==Fan videos==
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==References==
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==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHwMkmOmNeJr-M8SR6lzuwIgfFZHnTau1 Playlist of old version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm Playlist of current version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-1XyJSh9umIGMBHqFIOq-MJxVPOLfG50 Playlist of a mixture of old and current]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/featured?disable_polymer=1 Geno's backup channel]
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/GenoSamuel1994Part2 Geno's main channel]

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Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History

2021-08-05T10:24:42Z

Byzantine:

{{quote|Chris-Chan. Arguably the most documented person in history.

His antics have been witnessed by millions, with many always keeping a close eye on him, waiting to see what he does next.

What made him this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated?

This is the story of Chris-Chan.|Geno Samuel's opening narration for the series, usually condensed to the last two lines after the premiere; starting in Part XLIV, feminine pronouns are used instead.}}
[[File:Gs.png|thumb|Geno Samuel, our stoic narrator in the flesh.]]

'''''Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History''''' is a [[Internet|webseries]] created by Lithuanian-born, Japan-based producer and musician Geno Samuel (also known as Edvinas Grigonis), which began in [[February 2018]]. It is, as the name suggests, an extensive, in-depth documentary about [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s life, similar to [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Sachumo]]'s. However, while Sachumo's film is an abridged summary of Chris's life for newcomers, Geno's videos go into greater detail, with each video being around 30 to 40 minutes in length. The series currently covers 35 out of 39 years of Chris's life, currently covering just about everything of note from Chris's birth to late [[2017]]. As of Part LIX, the documentary series is 1 day, 16 hours, 34 minutes, and 8 seconds long.

The series is in chronological order, taking several videos just to cover Chris's life before his internet fame, with a significant portion of the series (28 episodes) dedicated to [[Saga|the densely packed events of 2009 and 2010]]. It presents the events of Chris's life in a mostly objective light, allowing watchers to pass their own judgment on Chris and the people around him. Nonetheless, Geno occasionally slips in a dry jab or two in the form of blunt observations over [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris's shortcomings]], along with summaries of how Chris's problems manifest themselves and worsen over time. Furthermore, he also manages to maintain a completely neutral, deadpan tone of voice when discussing the absolute absurdities present in Chris's life, and he reads spelling errors precisely as they are written, which leads to some of the documentary's funniest lines.

Geno's narration also reflects Chris's changes in identity throughout the series, [[Christopher's name change|initially referring to him as "Christopher" before changing it to "Christian" in the first episode]] and using masculine pronouns for the bulk of the show's run, eventually shifting over to [[Transgender|calling Chris "Christine" and using feminine pronouns]] by the time that the series reaches the events of late [[2014]], when Chris began to transition. It remains to be seen if he will eventually revert to using masculine pronouns during Chris's extended period of being "[[Spirit possession|possessed]]" by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] through most of [[2020]] and part of [[2021]].

The series is still ongoing, and though Geno initially predicted that it would be around 50 episodes long by the time he reached the present day, Episode 50 ended up covering the events of mid-[[2016]], and it now seems much more likely Geno will have over 70 episodes finished and released by the time he's reached modern Christory. However, this is presuming that he keeps a consistent pace, which may become difficult due to how much occurred during the period when the [[Idea Guys]] had influence over Chris, compared to the relative quiet in the first few years after the [[26 December 2014|pepper spray incident]]. Once he's "caught up" with [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]], Geno plans to continue the series incrementally until it ultimately reaches [[Chris_and_death#Chris himself (1982–)|its logical conclusion]]. [[Christorical eras|It will take a while to get to the present, in any case.]]

The documentary series has inspired a considerable amount of new discussion related to Chris, which has predictably produced more [[Weening|weens]] who mistakenly think that "modern" Chris acts like he once did during the so-called "Classic Era". The documentary itself ended up being a part of Christory in a more direct fashion, as at least one [[Enablers|enabler]] interested in Chris's story [[KwaiiSandbag calls|reached out to him]] and successfully encouraged him to stop role-playing as Sonichu by pretending to have [[Magical thinking|psychic powers]]. Furthermore, Chris is aware of the series, and has commented on it several times over [[Twitter]] and [[YouTube]], usually expressing approval of Geno's attention to detail.

In light of the [[Incest]] reveal, Geno, like everyone else, was utterly flabbergasted by the extremely dark turn that Christory took. Geno then announced, via his [[Patreon]], that the series would be taking an extended hiatus. He explained that he felt that it would potentially tasteless and exploitative to continue the series immediately after those events came to light, [https://www.patreon.com/posts/stopping-now-54330974 so he informed his patrons that he will not be completing and releasing new episodes of the series until early 2022]. During that time, Geno will resume work on other documentaries and music projects of his own.

==YouTube account==
Geno attempted to monetize his GenoSamuel2 channel. On 13 [[June 2018|June of that year]], when it was his turn to be reviewed by YouTube staff for the monetization program, they instead issued community guideline strikes due to the clips of bullying featured in the videos, and as a result his channel was terminated.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bpe1lz/its_coming_cant_wait_for_the_new_material/enu9fug/</ref> Geno confirmed that he did send an appeal form, but YouTube never gave him his channel back. Fans reuploaded all of the episodes made prior to the strike and Geno created a new backup channel on YouTube where the series would be uploaded from then on.

A week later, Geno revealed on the backup channel he would be taking a long break from the videos, stating that he was getting tired of always having to have Chris in his mind when making the documentary. He said that he will continue working on them sometime near the end of the year.

On 3 [[January 2019]], he announced on his [[Twitter]] in the form of a teaser poster that the series would be coming back on 24 [[February 2019]], which also happens to be [[Birthday|Chris's birthday]]. The new series contains updated audio, additional and corrected information and some modifications to prevent another takedown. He also mentioned that he would not be monetizing the videos out of respect.

Geno said that Chris knew of the original run of the series and approved of it.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrkBzO-WY8&t</ref>

In [[July 2020]], Geno announced the series would go on hiatus again until [[August 2020|August]]; however, the series resumed slightly earlier than expected, as Part 41 premiered on 31 July.

On 14 September, Geno posted a message explaining why he decided to use feminine pronouns to refer to Chris beginning from Part 43:<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ</ref>

{{quotebox|[[Sonic Boom Protests|CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS ARE NOT SHE/HER, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! GENO NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING REFERRING TO HIM AS A WOMAN AND CHANGE CHRIS’ GENDER BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!]] 
[[My Little Pony Protests|FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING ''CHRIS CHAN: A COMPREHENSIVE HISTORY'', UNTIL GENO WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS PRONOUNS BACK, NOW!!!]] 
[[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Join My Group, FIX CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS IMMEDIATELY, GENO!!!, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!]] 
https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixCHRISCHANSpronounsImmediatelyGENO 
[[Christian Weston Chandler|This is what you sound like.]]

But seriously, yes, the transition happened, and has already caused an uproar which I doubt will subside. This would have happened anyway if I didn’t change it; I would have a different vocal minority yelling about it.
The change does not reflect my personal opinions, and even if they did, the star of the series’ name now would still be “Christine.” I must deal with the reality at hand. I started calling Christopher “Christian” [[Christopher's name change|when he wanted to be called that]], and now I just started referring to her as a woman with the name of “Christine.” The video series should not be seen as a voice of reason, or as a preacher with a message. It is an opportunity to give Chris a voice, and to offer a better understanding of her thoughts through the very many experiences meticulously documented in her life. It is up to you to make whatever you want with the information given. As the [[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient]] [[Cherokian Clan|Indian]] proverb goes, “[[Pmurt|It is what it is.]]”}}

[[File:Donald Trump - A Comprehensive History.PNG|thumb|200px|Some of the altered episode names and thumbnails]]
[[File:ChrisGenoAprilFoolsReaction.jpeg|thumb|200px|Chris's complaint to Geno about the April Fool's joke.]]

On 1 [[April 2021]], Geno commemorated April Fool's Day by changing the title of the series to ''[[Pmurt|Donald Trump: A Comprehensive History]]'', and altered the thumbnails of every video in the series to include images of him. The content of the videos themselves, however, remained unchanged. Chris did not take kindly to this, privately messaging Geno over Twitter to complain about the alteration.

On 31 [[July 2021]], Geno decided to put the series on hiatus following the release of Episode 59, in light of the [[incest]] situation.

==Mentions by Chris==
In [[August 2019]], Chris, while in his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], began "binge-listening" to the series<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref> (suggesting that, like with the [[Sachumo]] documentary, Chris couldn't bear to actually watch the videos). Chris would make comments on the videos as Magi-Chan via Twitter, and as himself in YouTube's comment section.

Chris's interest in the series continued after his phrase of role-playing as Magi-Chan ended, eventually watching the series as opposed to just listening.

*"quite curious, when you think about it, from the ''Animal Crossing'' Video, Christine calls for ''Sonic Heroes'' being GameCube exclusive; she gave premonition to the Nintendo-Exclusive ''Sonic'' titles."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165329837071962117</ref>

*He noted exactly which cartoons and games [[Megan Schroeder]] had introduced him to over a decade prior "just for the record and Megan's reference", those being ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' and ''Tekken'' OC Yoshimitsu, also saying he'd been a fan of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' before meeting Megan.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*"You made me laugh when you stiltedly read, 'You don't have to tell me twice. But back in the Stone Age...' Just simply how you said it cracked me up. Reminder, the end of that joke is, '...you Really needed to tell them twice'; you couldn't get it through their heads at all."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*Chris viewed his past homophobia with regret.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1166479203585466368</ref>

*Chris commented on Part 24 in YouTube's comment section, claiming that he had known [[Alec Benson Leary]] was a troll, among other dubious remarks:

{{quotebox|I remember those times, and it was cringing to hear myself drone ON and ON just in thinking he was going to clear those ads from my old website. [[Lie|Subconsciously, I had always Known he and his crew were Trolling me the whole time]], and it showed in how I reacted later on. And, yet, while partly oblivious, I Was Trolling Alec At the time. And I take no shame in it, because he was Trolling Me. I saw through his charade and showed it in how he treated everyone in my few pages, as he had already done, and worse, in his pages. It only added fuel to the nobility of pulling the plug on the [[Cwcipedia]] to save myself, my arts, and my peoples and family, he from the shit I was having to deal with from those bastards. [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Powers]] were strong within me in the later part of this video. And they have only gotten stronger over the years into now, despite my having the many more trials to endure and learn from.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o&lc=UgxvWUOajowz_kPacNd4AaABAg Link to video], and [https://web.archive.org/web/20191023182218/http://web.archive.org/screenshot/https://youtu.be/1ffLGSfQf8o archive.org's screenshot of the comments section.]</ref>}}

*Chris tweeted on Part 31, about the [[100 2270]] video he filmed on 7 October 2010:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1236699315302797312</ref>

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris watches CCCS Part 31.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This Part, starting from 16:30, I forgot I made this video. It was soo Stupid, it is genuinely hilarious.

Rolling on the floor laughing

I guess it was in the high-energetic, loud voice I used that day to imitate Liquid Chris. ALOL!

“yamosexual”? Get ready for a meme of that word.}}

In summer 2020, during Chris's phase of [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris continued commenting on the series.

*About Part 38, Chris laughed about the goofy facial expressions he had made in [[Message for John Kyle]].<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Chris talks about Genosamuel's Documentary]]</ref>

*About Part 39, an angry Chris complained about Geno reading an e-mail from the [[Gal Pal E-mails 4]] collection in which Chris had privately talked about [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|shoving his own penis into his buttcrack]]. He also whined about Geno's coverage of the [[2014 house fire|house fire]].

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey! Firstly, that door to the bathroom downstairs was unable to close at all back in 2013 and early ‘14. Second, Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Mama]] with [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? [[God complex|Oh, My Chris Chan]]! Why did [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] have to be such a literal [[Troll]] to totally expose these things when they were shared with her in strictest confidence? “Kim Wilson”, if that is even your real name at this point, Mama may forgive you to an extent, but I, Sonichu, am truly insulted by this shit stunt you’ve pulled with her trust in betrayal over the years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ&lc=UgzdoujDjuYP-1upCml4AaABAg</ref>}}

*About part 42, Chris commented on the [[Brushfire Video]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|For the record, when Mama recorded that putting out the fire video, she and Barb were literally still recovering from the house fire earlier that year. Sight of fire gave Mama a whole bunch of PTSD for the number of years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc&lc=UgwK8W6anDfgeWo3YGR4AaABAg</ref>}}

*About part 44, Chris thanked Geno for referring to him with his preferred pronouns, as the series had entered the point of Chris's [[transgender]]ism.

{{quoteboxyellow| Finally, you got the pronoun right with Mama Chris Chan; thanks, Geno. Better late than never. 😊⚡️<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c&lc=Ugzapm793HOq50Jjq7p4AaABAg</ref>}}

After the Sonichu spirit possession ended, Chris still commented on videos- albeit as Chris himself, once more.

*About Part 52, Chris commented on his distaste of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and the predictions he made.

{{quotebox|I predicted how horribly Trump was going to do. Who was right all along? Me. ⚡️💙⚡️
Trump was a Mean King, and he did not get our votes then or again.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw&lc=UgwYOZd_fR_CdoQ_K-l4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

*About Part 54, Chris made a [[Random-access humor|joke]] regarding the episode's Roman numbering (LIV).
{{quotebox|Part LIVe! On the Internet!<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI&lc=UgzA39cP4b-MEVr78AN4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

*About Part 56, Chris promoted the as-of-yet unreleased next episode of the series, claiming it would cover the events of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.
{{quotebox|Tune in next video for Idea Guy, Johnson Wiles, and Stephen Boyd, or that, among which, is chronicled in “Awakening of a CPU”.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg&lc=Ugx3w3o9-QZT0EL3Tb54AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}
Geno Samuel himself has made no indication as to whether or not the next episode would indeed cover these events, and if so, to what extent. At the current rate, it seems that the absolute earliest that the Idea Guys could be mentioned or otherwise alluded to would be Part 58.

==What is the attraction?==

In his 100k subscriber Q&A special uploaded in December of 2020, Geno answered a question Chris had posted from the CwcvilleGuardian account. Roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris asked what Geno believed to be the draw of himself and life story.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGzQrkKHo0</ref>

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, Geno. I, Sonichu, offer a sentiment of support and kind thoughts in response to this. Congratulations, Dude. But I do have a question, as well (feel free to get really Metaphysical about it; break your own fourth walls). Given every single possibility between this and all other dimensions in this Omega timeline set we live in, including that Mama Chris Chan, herself, being the OC of OCs, could also have been [[Messiah complex|a creator of all Original Creators, including yourself]], if not that one major influential aspect, What do you feel is the most significant factor that attracts everyone's attention, including yourself, to her?

In short, What do You feel and think is the attraction; what makes you fascinated about Chris Chan?}}

Geno answered Chris's inquiry at 1:10:28 as the final question of the video, stating that he found it fascinating due to how it cannot be replicated today and how Chris and various trolls created an entire fantasy world which Chris lived – and continues to live – in:

{{quotebox|The attraction is that the story of Chris-Chan came about during a very interesting time on the internet: of course, because this could not technically really happen in real life as much as it did here. It was a difficult time on the internet where it was kinda like a Wild West situation, where there was a lot more focused on trolling and bullying and saying whatever the hell you want without any consequences. And people were getting in touch with the internet and posting videos and showing themselves off online a lot, without maybe understanding the consequences of what bad things might happen to them. You know, all the bullying that Chris took from the trolls, it's like a wonderful mix of belief in self mixed in with trolls' ambitions to work against or for that belief – to create this sort of fictional universe for Chris. Which [[Idea Guys|Chris ended up believing wholeheartedly]], recently. It's a product of its time, really. You can't really replicate it these days – because I think the internet has now a lot more safeguards against this sort of carry-on. And Chris is a very unique individual. I think you might know that very well. He's very unique, a product of his own upbringing and of his own [[autism]]. And that's what keeps me fascinated. It's almost like a fictional universe created artificially in a real life universe, you might say. Um, and I can understand how this can get really metaphysical because I kinda feel like the trolls and Chris kinda helped each other to create this fictional universe for each other. Though some people believed in it a lot more than others. And that's – I think – a big reason why Sonichu/Christine might think the same way about being the, uh, "creator" of real creations, because they are alive in a sense. If you believe in it, they are alive – the characters. You might treat them as alive to an extent. I think it's a bit too much to say that they do exist in an alternate dimension – I don't believe in that at all – but they do exist as much as you want them to exist. It's all up to you. It's all up to the human mind – each individual brain – what you think. It's all up to you – whether you want to improve yourself, or whether you want to go down this path or that path, whether you want to listen to your [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] or not. It really is all up to you – and your world is whatever you want to make of it. Be it intentionally want to make of it or unintentionally want to make of it, consciously or subconsciously. And that's the story of why I find it fascinating.}}

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==Episodes (both original and revived series)==
*Part 1 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4 original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg current]): Addresses the events from his [[1980s#1982|birth]] to his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]].
*Part 2 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdcWbBbUtY original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3QMqssyBwQ current]): Addresses the events from his enrolling in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] to the [[autism papers]].
*Part 3 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt-vXrZvQ20 original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWLdbRv7Uo current]): Addresses the events from [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|C-Mas 2004]] to Chris's graduation from PVCC.
*Part 4 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GiiN4XYfJQ original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNxhKpigzY current]): Addresses the events from the release of [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] to [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|Chris's message]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
*Part 5 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxW4-_mCo-I current]): Addresses the events from Chris finally caving into [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|editing his ED page]] to the [[Sonichu Game Talk]] video.
*Part 6 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NncBco0Hck4 current]): Addresses the events from Chris [[Blanca Emails, August 2008|emailing]] [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] about porn to the desecration of his [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)|medallion]].
*Part 7 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylhPXIXBTIE original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOnVFhqvUNM current]): Addresses the events from Chris [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] to [[Clyde Cash]] revealing himself.
*Part 8 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWSWmgqz8ok original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6saw-Ik0o current]): Addresses the events from [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] to the Australian brushfires of [[2009]].
*Part 9 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pgO5MwN0pM original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WisyzQW9BYU current]): Addresses the events from [[CWC Update 8 February 2009]] to Chris preparing for [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.
*Part 10 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrODxoJKRz0 original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjCsNGBKUo current]): Addresses the events from Aunt Corrina's funeral to [[Robert Simmons V]]'s [[Church audio|church visit]].
*Part 11 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3YzUZN2Hog original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2tUU9ytpY8 current]): Addresses the events from [[Apology to Emily]] to [[YouTube Finale]].
*Part 12 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je0IuVlvdug original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP_4JCZkiQ4 current]): Addresses the events from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica#1 April 2009|ED's 2009 April Fools' Day prank]] to the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!#cwcville.com (April 2009 – May 2009)|cwcville.com]].
*Part 13 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8mpA_fSzcc original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDffEuoQDtM current]): Addresses the events from [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] to [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].
*Part 14 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3-bD2Wyaec current]): Addresses the events from [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] to [[Liquid Chris]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Bonus Video|revealing]] Chris's [[Ian Brandon Anderson|"real" name]].
*Part 15 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdNmDVOQow current]): Addresses the events from [[C.W.C. - Thank You :)]] to [[LOOK at the truth!]].
*Part 16 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6A7czciKFA current]): Addresses the events from Chris's ''circa'' August 2009 meeting with [[Kim Wilson]] and [[Kacey]] at Applebee's to [[Kacey Call 4]].
*Part 17 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBkuKp6OjUo current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[September 2009]] [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|death threat]] to [[Vivian Gee]] to [[Kacey Call 21]].
*Part 18 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzlFJxKLBO0 current]): Addresses the events from the [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers|final installment]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Chris's interview with Larry Bundy Jr.]] to [[To Clyde Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg|Another One for Clyde Gregg]].
*Part 19 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qDg0Vmp2g current]): Addresses the events from Chris opening his "[[YouTube#ClydeGreggCashMays (October 2009 – November 2009)|ClydeGreggCashMays]]" account on YouTube to the [[Father Call]].
*Part 20 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2MM9Aetv0 current]): Addresses the events from [[11042009 51 50|Chris's 51 bicep curl video]] to the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]].
*Part 21 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXE7QZntZtU current]): Addresses the events from the [[Prank calls#Failed Prank Call|Failed Prank Call]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 13]].
*Part 22 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V38EZ7I8c-A current]): Addresses the events from [[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]] to [[14 January 2010|01142010.MOV]].
*Part 23 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FB0hHfrk0 current]): Addresses the events from [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]] to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]].
*Part 24 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o current]): Addresses the events from [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 52]].
*Part 25 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5GgVLk2Tio current]): Addresses the events from [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]] to the release of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].
*Part 26 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX_fOd7pFc4 current]): Addresses the events from [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]] to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]].
*Part 27 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxYfdJxqY_M current]): Addresses the events from [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]] to [[Greene County Conspiracy]].
*Part 28 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Cthb7G-pU current]): Addresses the events from the [[05142010|Yeardley Love video]] to [[JenkinsJinkies]]' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies|conversation with Clyde]].
*Part 29 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9tkCwNaX-A current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[McIntire Park#Independence Day Sighting|4 July 2010 visit]] to [[McIntire Park]] to [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]].
*Part 30 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjr6JgWWkV0 current]): Addresses the events from [[Stardate, August 27, 2010]] to [[Jackie E-mails 16]].
*Part 31 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdA9A8h_oYQ current]): Addresses the events from [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]] to [[A Public Announcement for Congress]].
*Part 32 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQwREsoM3oc current]): Addresses the events from [[Pregnant Act]] to [[ToJackie]].
*Part 33 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE4ETdYm6tg current]): Addresses the events from [[Jackie E-mails 20]] to [[100 2357.MOV]].
*Part 34 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKXtK2SqanQ current]): Addresses the events from [[Jackie E-mails 23]] to [[Gal Pal E-mails 3]].
*Part 35 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJzngZrtp04 current]): Addresses the events from the creation of the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum to [[The Red-Maned Deer]].
*Part 36 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqLWF_iWns current]): Addresses the events from [[Kaka Makeup Basics]] to the [[Rocky Shoemaker call]].
*Part 37 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx2CgXqdxMw current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|January 2012]] [[Facebook]] posts to the [[28 October 2011|July 2012 settlement]] of the Michael Snyder case.
*Part 38 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBOyq64x8yk current]): Addresses the events from ''[[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]'' to Chris's [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|September 2013 Facebook posts]] about Lego minifigs.
*Part 39 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ current]): Addresses the events from the [[October 2013 Facebook Posts|October 2013 Facebook posts]] to [[Gal Pal E-mails 4]].
*Part 40 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95_A-_W37qk current]): Addresses the events from the [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|May 2014 Facebook posts]] to him finishing his first leg of his date with [[Catherine]].
*Part 41 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EsycjHeJs current]): Addresses the events from the second leg of his date with [[Catherine]] to Chris addressing his reasoning for the [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|Mr. Smith situation]].
*Part 42 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc current]): Addresses the events from the start of the [[Sonic Boom Protests]] to the end of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page.
*Part 43 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyNfJQbg9o8 current]): Addresses the events from [[Sonic Boom Protests#Pickle Joke|a possible reference to Chris's distaste for]] [[pickle]]s in an episode of ''Sonic Boom'' to [[March 2015 Facebook posts#Redundancy|a comment made by him on the official ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' Facebook page]] in March 2015. This is the first episode to use feminine pronouns to describe Chris.
*Part 44 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c current]): Addresses the events from [[26 December 2014#2 April Hearing|Chris's second hearing]] for the Boxing Day macing to his [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Endless Horror|"Pink Fresh Lemonade" drawing]]. Debuts a new version of the intro, using feminine pronouns.
*Part 45 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-v3Iefr58U current]): Addresses the events from [[List of places that have banned Chris#Facebook|Chris's temporary ban from Facebook]] to [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]
*Part 46 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtELwaQYTK0 current]): Addresses the events from [[Donation Options Reviewed.]] to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]].
*Part 47 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07p94FYn1zM current]): Addresses the events from [[December 2015 Facebook Posts#A Fun Visual|Chris' 1 December 2015 Facebook post about his bed]] to [[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]
*Part 48 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INP-_0MDS9U current]): Addresses the events from [[CatKnight Interview]] to [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
*Part 49 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8h-ja6dftY current]): Addresses the events from [[Happy Pokémon Day.]] to [[Please, Donate]].
*Part 50 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDwMta3fRs current]): Addresses the events from [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to [[Donations Requested, Please]].
*Part 51 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qc3QE-E9Yw current]): Addresses the events from [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]] to Chris's Facebook [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|post]] regarding [[incest]].
*Part 52 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Get off your ass, Cole!|Facebook announcement]] to [[Cole Smithey]] to [[Feelings of the election results]].
*Part 53 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXsr45VigJs current]): Addresses the events from [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]] to Chris's first interactions with [[DoopieDoOver]].
*Part 54 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI current]): Addresses the events from [[2017 tweets#Don't be blinded impulsively|Chris offering words of wisdom]] to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017]].
*Part 55 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZgaHw3y66w current]): Addresses the events from [[Live Drawing Streams#05082017|Chris's first ''Sonichu'' Issue #11 livestream]] to [[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris|Doopie confirming that she knew about Chris's old antics]].
*Part 56 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg current]): Addresses the events from [[July 2017 tweets#Chris downplays the macing incident while simping for the Planet Dolan crew|Chris interacting with the Planet Dolan crew]] to [[Night Star#Chris spills the beans|Chris revealing that he was behind the NightStar2891 account]].
* Part 57 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXZOVgot6a4 current]): Addresses the events from [[August 2017 tweets#Chris's pizza observation|Chris's pizza observation]] to [[Jessica Quinn#Relationship with Kiwi Farms|Jessica Quinn's conversation with Moonman's Son]].
* Part 58 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_aVxYQeHo current]): Addresses the events from [[September 2017 Facebook posts#Jessica Quinn .3D Lovely Weather|Chris comparing Jessica Quinn to Lovely Weather]] to [[October 2017 tweets#Quinnspiracy|Chris rationalizing that Quinn wasn't a troll]].
* Part 59 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0 current]): Addresses the events from [[Sonichu_12|the creation of Sonichu 12|]] to [[Operation_BARBarossa|the Facebook post about Operation BARBarossa]].

==Fan videos==
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==References==
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==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHwMkmOmNeJr-M8SR6lzuwIgfFZHnTau1 Playlist of old version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm Playlist of current version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-1XyJSh9umIGMBHqFIOq-MJxVPOLfG50 Playlist of a mixture of old and current]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/featured?disable_polymer=1 Geno's backup channel]
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/GenoSamuel1994Part2 Geno's main channel]

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Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History

2021-08-04T19:19:28Z

Byzantine:

{{quote|Chris-Chan. Arguably the most documented person in history.

His antics have been witnessed by millions, with many always keeping a close eye on him, waiting to see what he does next.

What made him this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated?

This is the story of Chris-Chan.|Geno Samuel's opening narration for the series, usually condensed to the last two lines after the premiere; starting in Part XLIV, feminine pronouns are used instead.}}
[[File:Gs.png|thumb|Geno Samuel, our stoic narrator in the flesh.]]

'''''Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History''''' is a [[Internet|webseries]] created by Lithuanian-born, Japan-based producer and musician Geno Samuel (also known as Edvinas Grigonis), which began in [[February 2018]]. It is, as the name suggests, an extensive, in-depth documentary about [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s life, similar to [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Sachumo]]'s. However, while Sachumo's film is an abridged summary of Chris's life for newcomers, Geno's videos go into greater detail, with each video being around 30 to 40 minutes in length. The series currently covers 35 out of 39 years of Chris's life, currently covering just about everything of note from Chris's birth to late [[2017]]. As of Part LIX, the documentary series is 1 day, 16 hours, 34 minutes, and 8 seconds long.

The series is in chronological order, taking several videos just to cover Chris's life before his internet fame, with a significant portion of the series (28 episodes) dedicated to [[Saga|the densely packed events of 2009 and 2010]]. It presents the events of Chris's life in a mostly objective light, allowing watchers to pass their own judgment on Chris and the people around him. Nonetheless, Geno occasionally slips in a dry jab or two in the form of blunt observations over [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris's shortcomings]], along with summaries of how Chris's problems manifest themselves and worsen over time. Furthermore, he also manages to maintain a completely neutral, deadpan tone of voice when discussing the absolute absurdities present in Chris's life, and he reads spelling errors precisely as they are written, which leads to some of the documentary's funniest lines.

Geno's narration also reflects Chris's changes in identity throughout the series, [[Christopher's name change|initially referring to him as "Christopher" before changing it to "Christian" in the first episode]] and using masculine pronouns for the bulk of the show's run, eventually shifting over to [[Transgender|calling Chris "Christine" and using feminine pronouns]] by the time that the series reaches the events of late [[2014]], when Chris began to transition. It remains to be seen if he will eventually revert to using masculine pronouns during Chris's extended period of being "[[Spirit possession|possessed]]" by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] through most of [[2020]] and part of [[2021]].

The series is still ongoing, and though Geno initially predicted that it would be around 50 episodes long by the time he reached the present day, Episode 50 ended up covering the events of mid-[[2016]], and it now seems much more likely Geno will have over 70 episodes finished and released by the time he's reached modern Christory. However, this is presuming that he keeps a consistent pace, which may become difficult due to how much occurred during the period when the [[Idea Guys]] had influence over Chris, compared to the relative quiet in the first few years after the [[26 December 2014|pepper spray incident]]. Once he's "caught up" with [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]], Geno plans to continue the series incrementally until it ultimately reaches [[Chris_and_death#Chris himself (1982–)|its logical conclusion]]. [[Christorical eras|It will take a while to get to the present, in any case.]]

The documentary series has inspired a considerable amount of new discussion related to Chris, which has predictably produced more [[Weening|weens]] who mistakenly think that "modern" Chris acts like he once did during the so-called "Classic Era". The documentary itself ended up being a part of Christory in a more direct fashion, as at least one [[Enablers|enabler]] interested in Chris's story [[KwaiiSandbag calls|reached out to him]] and successfully encouraged him to stop role-playing as Sonichu by pretending to have [[Magical thinking|psychic powers]]. Furthermore, Chris is aware of the series, and has commented on it several times over [[Twitter]] and [[YouTube]], usually expressing approval of Geno's attention to detail.

In light of the [[Incest]] reveal, Geno, like everyone else, was utterly flabbergasted by the extremely dark turn that Christory took. Geno then announced, via his [[Patreon]], that the series would be taking an extended hiatus. He explained that he felt that it would potentially tasteless and exploitative to continue the series immediately after those events came to light, [https://www.patreon.com/posts/stopping-now-54330974 so he informed his patrons that he will not be completing and releasing new episodes of the series until early 2022]. During that time, Geno will resume work on other documentaries and music projects of his own.

==YouTube account==
Geno attempted to monetize his GenoSamuel2 channel. On 13 [[June 2018|June of that year]], when it was his turn to be reviewed by YouTube staff for the monetization program, they instead issued community guideline strikes due to the clips of bullying featured in the videos, and as a result his channel was terminated.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bpe1lz/its_coming_cant_wait_for_the_new_material/enu9fug/</ref> Geno confirmed that he did send an appeal form, but YouTube never gave him his channel back. Fans reuploaded all of the episodes made prior to the strike and Geno created a new backup channel on YouTube where the series would be uploaded from then on.

A week later, Geno revealed on the backup channel he would be taking a long break from the videos, stating that he was getting tired of always having to have Chris in his mind when making the documentary. He said that he will continue working on them sometime near the end of the year.

On 3 [[January 2019]], he announced on his [[Twitter]] in the form of a teaser poster that the series would be coming back on 24 [[February 2019]], which also happens to be [[Birthday|Chris's birthday]]. The new series contains updated audio, additional and corrected information and some modifications to prevent another takedown. He also mentioned that he would not be monetizing the videos out of respect.

Geno said that Chris knew of the original run of the series and approved of it.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrkBzO-WY8&t</ref>

In [[July 2020]], Geno announced the series would go on hiatus again until [[August 2020|August]]; however, the series resumed slightly earlier than expected, as Part 41 premiered on 31 July.

On 14 September, Geno posted a message explaining why he decided to use feminine pronouns to refer to Chris beginning from Part 43:<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ</ref>

{{quotebox|[[Sonic Boom Protests|CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS ARE NOT SHE/HER, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! GENO NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING REFERRING TO HIM AS A WOMAN AND CHANGE CHRIS’ GENDER BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!]] 
[[My Little Pony Protests|FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING ''CHRIS CHAN: A COMPREHENSIVE HISTORY'', UNTIL GENO WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS PRONOUNS BACK, NOW!!!]] 
[[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Join My Group, FIX CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS IMMEDIATELY, GENO!!!, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!]] 
https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixCHRISCHANSpronounsImmediatelyGENO 
[[Christian Weston Chandler|This is what you sound like.]]

But seriously, yes, the transition happened, and has already caused an uproar which I doubt will subside. This would have happened anyway if I didn’t change it; I would have a different vocal minority yelling about it.
The change does not reflect my personal opinions, and even if they did, the star of the series’ name now would still be “Christine.” I must deal with the reality at hand. I started calling Christopher “Christian” [[Christopher's name change|when he wanted to be called that]], and now I just started referring to her as a woman with the name of “Christine.” The video series should not be seen as a voice of reason, or as a preacher with a message. It is an opportunity to give Chris a voice, and to offer a better understanding of her thoughts through the very many experiences meticulously documented in her life. It is up to you to make whatever you want with the information given. As the [[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient]] [[Cherokian Clan|Indian]] proverb goes, “[[Pmurt|It is what it is.]]”}}

[[File:Donald Trump - A Comprehensive History.PNG|thumb|200px|Some of the altered episode names and thumbnails]]
[[File:ChrisGenoAprilFoolsReaction.jpeg|thumb|200px|Chris's complaint to Geno about the April Fool's joke.]]

On 1 [[April 2021]], Geno commemorated April Fool's Day by changing the title of the series to ''[[Pmurt|Donald Trump: A Comprehensive History]]'', and altered the thumbnails of every video in the series to include images of him. The content of the videos themselves, however, remained unchanged. Chris did not take kindly to this, privately messaging Geno over Twitter to complain about the alteration.

On 31 [[July 2021]], Geno decided to put the series on hiatus following the release of Episode 59, in light of the [[incest]] situation.

==Mentions by Chris==
In [[August 2019]], Chris, while in his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], began "binge-listening" to the series<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref> (suggesting that, like with the [[Sachumo]] documentary, Chris couldn't bear to actually watch the videos). Chris would make comments on the videos as Magi-Chan via Twitter, and as himself in YouTube's comment section.

Chris's interest in the series continued after his phrase of role-playing as Magi-Chan ended, eventually watching the series as opposed to just listening.

*"quite curious, when you think about it, from the ''Animal Crossing'' Video, Christine calls for ''Sonic Heroes'' being GameCube exclusive; she gave premonition to the Nintendo-Exclusive ''Sonic'' titles."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165329837071962117</ref>

*He noted exactly which cartoons and games [[Megan Schroeder]] had introduced him to over a decade prior "just for the record and Megan's reference", those being ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' and ''Tekken'' OC Yoshimitsu, also saying he'd been a fan of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' before meeting Megan.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*"You made me laugh when you stiltedly read, 'You don't have to tell me twice. But back in the Stone Age...' Just simply how you said it cracked me up. Reminder, the end of that joke is, '...you Really needed to tell them twice'; you couldn't get it through their heads at all."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*Chris viewed his past homophobia with regret.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1166479203585466368</ref>

*Chris commented on Part 24 in YouTube's comment section, claiming that he had known [[Alec Benson Leary]] was a troll, among other dubious remarks:

{{quotebox|I remember those times, and it was cringing to hear myself drone ON and ON just in thinking he was going to clear those ads from my old website. [[Lie|Subconsciously, I had always Known he and his crew were Trolling me the whole time]], and it showed in how I reacted later on. And, yet, while partly oblivious, I Was Trolling Alec At the time. And I take no shame in it, because he was Trolling Me. I saw through his charade and showed it in how he treated everyone in my few pages, as he had already done, and worse, in his pages. It only added fuel to the nobility of pulling the plug on the [[Cwcipedia]] to save myself, my arts, and my peoples and family, he from the shit I was having to deal with from those bastards. [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Powers]] were strong within me in the later part of this video. And they have only gotten stronger over the years into now, despite my having the many more trials to endure and learn from.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o&lc=UgxvWUOajowz_kPacNd4AaABAg Link to video], and [https://web.archive.org/web/20191023182218/http://web.archive.org/screenshot/https://youtu.be/1ffLGSfQf8o archive.org's screenshot of the comments section.]</ref>}}

*Chris tweeted on Part 31, about the [[100 2270]] video he filmed on 7 October 2010:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1236699315302797312</ref>

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris watches CCCS Part 31.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This Part, starting from 16:30, I forgot I made this video. It was soo Stupid, it is genuinely hilarious.

Rolling on the floor laughing

I guess it was in the high-energetic, loud voice I used that day to imitate Liquid Chris. ALOL!

“yamosexual”? Get ready for a meme of that word.}}

In summer 2020, during Chris's phase of [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris continued commenting on the series.

*About Part 38, Chris laughed about the goofy facial expressions he had made in [[Message for John Kyle]].<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Chris talks about Genosamuel's Documentary]]</ref>

*About Part 39, an angry Chris complained about Geno reading an e-mail from the [[Gal Pal E-mails 4]] collection in which Chris had privately talked about [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|shoving his own penis into his buttcrack]]. He also whined about Geno's coverage of the [[2014 house fire|house fire]].

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey! Firstly, that door to the bathroom downstairs was unable to close at all back in 2013 and early ‘14. Second, Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Mama]] with [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? [[God complex|Oh, My Chris Chan]]! Why did [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] have to be such a literal [[Troll]] to totally expose these things when they were shared with her in strictest confidence? “Kim Wilson”, if that is even your real name at this point, Mama may forgive you to an extent, but I, Sonichu, am truly insulted by this shit stunt you’ve pulled with her trust in betrayal over the years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ&lc=UgzdoujDjuYP-1upCml4AaABAg</ref>}}

*About part 42, Chris commented on the [[Brushfire Video]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|For the record, when Mama recorded that putting out the fire video, she and Barb were literally still recovering from the house fire earlier that year. Sight of fire gave Mama a whole bunch of PTSD for the number of years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc&lc=UgwK8W6anDfgeWo3YGR4AaABAg</ref>}}

*About part 44, Chris thanked Geno for referring to him with his preferred pronouns, as the series had entered the point of Chris's [[transgender]]ism.

{{quoteboxyellow| Finally, you got the pronoun right with Mama Chris Chan; thanks, Geno. Better late than never. 😊⚡️<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c&lc=Ugzapm793HOq50Jjq7p4AaABAg</ref>}}

After the Sonichu spirit possession ended, Chris still commented on videos- albeit as Chris himself, once more.

*About Part 52, Chris commented on his distaste of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and the predictions he made.

{{quotebox|I predicted how horribly Trump was going to do. Who was right all along? Me. ⚡️💙⚡️
Trump was a Mean King, and he did not get our votes then or again.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw&lc=UgwYOZd_fR_CdoQ_K-l4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

*About Part 54, Chris made a [[Random-access humor|joke]] regarding the episode's Roman numbering (LIV).
{{quotebox|Part LIVe! On the Internet!<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI&lc=UgzA39cP4b-MEVr78AN4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

*About Part 56, Chris promoted the as-of-yet unreleased next episode of the series, claiming it would cover the events of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.
{{quotebox|Tune in next video for Idea Guy, Johnson Wiles, and Stephen Boyd, or that, among which, is chronicled in “Awakening of a CPU”.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg&lc=Ugx3w3o9-QZT0EL3Tb54AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}
Geno Samuel himself has made no indication as to whether or not the next episode would indeed cover these events, and if so, to what extent. At the current rate, it seems that the absolute earliest that the Idea Guys could be mentioned or otherwise alluded to would be Part 58.

==What is the attraction?==

In his 100k subscriber Q&A special uploaded in December of 2020, Geno answered a question Chris had posted from the CwcvilleGuardian account. Roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris asked what Geno believed to be the draw of himself and life story.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGzQrkKHo0</ref>

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, Geno. I, Sonichu, offer a sentiment of support and kind thoughts in response to this. Congratulations, Dude. But I do have a question, as well (feel free to get really Metaphysical about it; break your own fourth walls). Given every single possibility between this and all other dimensions in this Omega timeline set we live in, including that Mama Chris Chan, herself, being the OC of OCs, could also have been [[Messiah complex|a creator of all Original Creators, including yourself]], if not that one major influential aspect, What do you feel is the most significant factor that attracts everyone's attention, including yourself, to her?

In short, What do You feel and think is the attraction; what makes you fascinated about Chris Chan?}}

Geno answered Chris's inquiry at 1:10:28 as the final question of the video, stating that he found it fascinating due to how it cannot be replicated today and how Chris and various trolls created an entire fantasy world which Chris lived – and continues to live – in:

{{quotebox|The attraction is that the story of Chris-Chan came about during a very interesting time on the internet: of course, because this could not technically really happen in real life as much as it did here. It was a difficult time on the internet where it was kinda like a Wild West situation, where there was a lot more focused on trolling and bullying and saying whatever the hell you want without any consequences. And people were getting in touch with the internet and posting videos and showing themselves off online a lot, without maybe understanding the consequences of what bad things might happen to them. You know, all the bullying that Chris took from the trolls, it's like a wonderful mix of belief in self mixed in with trolls' ambitions to work against or for that belief – to create this sort of fictional universe for Chris. Which [[Idea Guys|Chris ended up believing wholeheartedly]], recently. It's a product of its time, really. You can't really replicate it these days – because I think the internet has now a lot more safeguards against this sort of carry-on. And Chris is a very unique individual. I think you might know that very well. He's very unique, a product of his own upbringing and of his own [[autism]]. And that's what keeps me fascinated. It's almost like a fictional universe created artificially in a real life universe, you might say. Um, and I can understand how this can get really metaphysical because I kinda feel like the trolls and Chris kinda helped each other to create this fictional universe for each other. Though some people believed in it a lot more than others. And that's – I think – a big reason why Sonichu/Christine might think the same way about being the, uh, "creator" of real creations, because they are alive in a sense. If you believe in it, they are alive – the characters. You might treat them as alive to an extent. I think it's a bit too much to say that they do exist in an alternate dimension – I don't believe in that at all – but they do exist as much as you want them to exist. It's all up to you. It's all up to the human mind – each individual brain – what you think. It's all up to you – whether you want to improve yourself, or whether you want to go down this path or that path, whether you want to listen to your [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] or not. It really is all up to you – and your world is whatever you want to make of it. Be it intentionally want to make of it or unintentionally want to make of it, consciously or subconsciously. And that's the story of why I find it fascinating.}}

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==Episodes (both original and revived series)==
*Part 1 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4 original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg current]): Addresses the events from his [[1980s#1982|birth]] to his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]].
*Part 2 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdcWbBbUtY original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3QMqssyBwQ current]): Addresses the events from his enrolling in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] to the [[autism papers]].
*Part 3 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt-vXrZvQ20 original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWLdbRv7Uo current]): Addresses the events from [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|C-Mas 2004]] to Chris's graduation from PVCC.
*Part 4 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GiiN4XYfJQ original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNxhKpigzY current]): Addresses the events from the release of [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] to [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|Chris's message]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
*Part 5 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxW4-_mCo-I current]): Addresses the events from Chris finally caving into [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|editing his ED page]] to the [[Sonichu Game Talk]] video.
*Part 6 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NncBco0Hck4 current]): Addresses the events from Chris [[Blanca Emails, August 2008|emailing]] [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] about porn to the desecration of his [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)|medallion]].
*Part 7 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylhPXIXBTIE original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOnVFhqvUNM current]): Addresses the events from Chris [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] to [[Clyde Cash]] revealing himself.
*Part 8 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWSWmgqz8ok original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6saw-Ik0o current]): Addresses the events from [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] to the Australian brushfires of [[2009]].
*Part 9 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pgO5MwN0pM original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WisyzQW9BYU current]): Addresses the events from [[CWC Update 8 February 2009]] to Chris preparing for [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.
*Part 10 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrODxoJKRz0 original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjCsNGBKUo current]): Addresses the events from Aunt Corrina's funeral to [[Robert Simmons V]]'s [[Church audio|church visit]].
*Part 11 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3YzUZN2Hog original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2tUU9ytpY8 current]): Addresses the events from [[Apology to Emily]] to [[YouTube Finale]].
*Part 12 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je0IuVlvdug original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP_4JCZkiQ4 current]): Addresses the events from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica#1 April 2009|ED's 2009 April Fools' Day prank]] to the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!#cwcville.com (April 2009 – May 2009)|cwcville.com]].
*Part 13 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8mpA_fSzcc original], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDffEuoQDtM current]): Addresses the events from [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] to [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].
*Part 14 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3-bD2Wyaec current]): Addresses the events from [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] to [[Liquid Chris]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Bonus Video|revealing]] Chris's [[Ian Brandon Anderson|"real" name]].
*Part 15 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdNmDVOQow current]): Addresses the events from [[C.W.C. - Thank You :)]] to [[LOOK at the truth!]].
*Part 16 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6A7czciKFA current]): Addresses the events from Chris's ''circa'' August 2009 meeting with [[Kim Wilson]] and [[Kacey]] at Applebee's to [[Kacey Call 4]].
*Part 17 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBkuKp6OjUo current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[September 2009]] [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|death threat]] to [[Vivian Gee]] to [[Kacey Call 21]].
*Part 18 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzlFJxKLBO0 current]): Addresses the events from the [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers|final installment]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Chris's interview with Larry Bundy Jr.]] to [[To Clyde Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg|Another One for Clyde Gregg]].
*Part 19 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qDg0Vmp2g current]): Addresses the events from Chris opening his "[[YouTube#ClydeGreggCashMays (October 2009 – November 2009)|ClydeGreggCashMays]]" account on YouTube to the [[Father Call]].
*Part 20 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2MM9Aetv0 current]): Addresses the events from [[11042009 51 50|Chris's 51 bicep curl video]] to the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]].
*Part 21 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXE7QZntZtU current]): Addresses the events from the [[Prank calls#Failed Prank Call|Failed Prank Call]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 13]].
*Part 22 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V38EZ7I8c-A current]): Addresses the events from [[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]] to [[14 January 2010|01142010.MOV]].
*Part 23 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FB0hHfrk0 current]): Addresses the events from [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]] to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]].
*Part 24 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o current]): Addresses the events from [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 52]].
*Part 25 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5GgVLk2Tio current]): Addresses the events from [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]] to the release of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].
*Part 26 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX_fOd7pFc4 current]): Addresses the events from [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]] to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]].
*Part 27 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxYfdJxqY_M current]): Addresses the events from [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]] to [[Greene County Conspiracy]].
*Part 28 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Cthb7G-pU current]): Addresses the events from the [[05142010|Yeardley Love video]] to [[JenkinsJinkies]]' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies|conversation with Clyde]].
*Part 29 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9tkCwNaX-A current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[McIntire Park#Independence Day Sighting|4 July 2010 visit]] to [[McIntire Park]] to [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]].
*Part 30 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjr6JgWWkV0 current]): Addresses the events from [[Stardate, August 27, 2010]] to [[Jackie E-mails 16]].
*Part 31 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdA9A8h_oYQ current]): Addresses the events from [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]] to [[A Public Announcement for Congress]].
*Part 32 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQwREsoM3oc current]): Addresses the events from [[Pregnant Act]] to [[ToJackie]].
*Part 33 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE4ETdYm6tg current]): Addresses the events from [[Jackie E-mails 20]] to [[100 2357.MOV]].
*Part 34 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKXtK2SqanQ current]): Addresses the events from [[Jackie E-mails 23]] to [[Gal Pal E-mails 3]].
*Part 35 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJzngZrtp04 current]): Addresses the events from the creation of the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum to [[The Red-Maned Deer]].
*Part 36 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqLWF_iWns current]): Addresses the events from [[Kaka Makeup Basics]] to the [[Rocky Shoemaker call]].
*Part 37 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx2CgXqdxMw current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|January 2012]] [[Facebook]] posts to the [[28 October 2011|July 2012 settlement]] of the Michael Snyder case.
*Part 38 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBOyq64x8yk current]): Addresses the events from ''[[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]'' to Chris's [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|September 2013 Facebook posts]] about Lego minifigs.
*Part 39 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ current]): Addresses the events from the [[October 2013 Facebook Posts|October 2013 Facebook posts]] to [[Gal Pal E-mails 4]].
*Part 40 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95_A-_W37qk current]): Addresses the events from the [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|May 2014 Facebook posts]] to him finishing his first leg of his date with [[Catherine]].
*Part 41 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EsycjHeJs current]): Addresses the events from the second leg of his date with [[Catherine]] to Chris addressing his reasoning for the [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|Mr. Smith situation]].
*Part 42 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc current]): Addresses the events from the start of the [[Sonic Boom Protests]] to the end of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page.
*Part 43 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyNfJQbg9o8 current]): Addresses the events from [[Sonic Boom Protests#Pickle Joke|a possible reference to Chris's distaste for]] [[pickle]]s in an episode of ''Sonic Boom'' to [[March 2015 Facebook posts#Redundancy|a comment made by him on the official ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' Facebook page]] in March 2015. This is the first episode to use feminine pronouns to describe Chris.
*Part 44 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c current]): Addresses the events from [[26 December 2014#2 April Hearing|Chris's second hearing]] for the Boxing Day macing to his [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Endless Horror|"Pink Fresh Lemonade" drawing]]. Debuts a new version of the intro, using feminine pronouns.
*Part 45 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-v3Iefr58U current]): Addresses the events from [[List of places that have banned Chris#Facebook|Chris's temporary ban from Facebook]] to [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]
*Part 46 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtELwaQYTK0 current]): Addresses the events from [[Donation Options Reviewed.]] to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]].
*Part 47 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07p94FYn1zM current]): Addresses the events from [[December 2015 Facebook Posts#A Fun Visual|Chris' 1 December 2015 Facebook post about his bed]] to [[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]
*Part 48 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INP-_0MDS9U current]): Addresses the events from [[CatKnight Interview]] to [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
*Part 49 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8h-ja6dftY current]): Addresses the events from [[Happy Pokémon Day.]] to [[Please, Donate]].
*Part 50 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDwMta3fRs current]): Addresses the events from [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to [[Donations Requested, Please]].
*Part 51 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qc3QE-E9Yw current]): Addresses the events from [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]] to Chris's Facebook [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|post]] regarding [[incest]].
*Part 52 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw current]): Addresses the events from Chris's [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Get off your ass, Cole!|Facebook announcement]] to [[Cole Smithey]] to [[Feelings of the election results]].
*Part 53 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXsr45VigJs current]): Addresses the events from [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]] to Chris's first interactions with [[DoopieDoOver]].
*Part 54 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI current]): Addresses the events from [[2017 tweets#Don't be blinded impulsively|Chris offering words of wisdom]] to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017]].
*Part 55 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZgaHw3y66w current]): Addresses the events from [[Live Drawing Streams#05082017|Chris's first ''Sonichu'' Issue #11 livestream]] to [[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris|Doopie confirming that she knew about Chris's old antics]].
*Part 56 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg current]): Addresses the events from [[July 2017 tweets#Chris downplays the macing incident while simping for the Planet Dolan crew|Chris interacting with the Planet Dolan crew]] to [[Night Star#Chris spills the beans|Chris revealing that he was behind the NightStar2891 account]].
* Part 57 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXZOVgot6a4 current]): Addresses the events from [[August 2017 tweets#Chris's pizza observation|Chris's pizza observation]] to [[Jessica Quinn#Relationship with Kiwi Farms|Jessica Quinn's conversation with Moonman's Son]].
* Part 58 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_aVxYQeHo current]): Addresses the events from [[September 2017 Facebook posts#Jessica Quinn .3D Lovely Weather|Chris comparing Jessica Quinn to Lovely Weather]] to [[October 2017 tweets#Quinnspiracy|Chris rationalizing that Quinn wasn't a troll]].
* Part 59 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0 current]): Addresses the events from the creation of [[Sonichu 12|Sonichu_12]] to the Facebook post about [[Operation BARBarossa|Operation_BARBarossa]].

==Fan videos==
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==References==
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==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHwMkmOmNeJr-M8SR6lzuwIgfFZHnTau1 Playlist of old version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm Playlist of current version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-1XyJSh9umIGMBHqFIOq-MJxVPOLfG50 Playlist of a mixture of old and current]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/featured?disable_polymer=1 Geno's backup channel]
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/GenoSamuel1994Part2 Geno's main channel]

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Affair with Mother

2021-08-04T06:54:10Z

Byzantine: Good work, everyone, hope you're all well.

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{{quote|You used to do that more flirtingly.|Chris to [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}

'''Incest''' refers to sexual activities between persons related by kin. On 29 [[July 2021]], evidence emerged on [[Reddit]] that Chris had engaged in sexual activities with [[Barbara]], his mother, since June 2021.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/></ref> A leaked audio recording and incriminating text messages between Chris and a persona named "Bella" showed that Chris had discussed masturbating his elderly mother and his attempts to stimulate his mother's {{w|G-spot}}, and explicitly compared her sexual experiences with 8 other previous men, including his father, [[Bob]], and their inability to provide his mother with an orgasm.

Early on the morning of 30 July, prompted by someone reporting the leaks, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]], at which point Chris was issued an emergency protective order, forbidding contact between Chris and Barbara, and preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Barbara was removed to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/</ref>

On 30 July 2021, Chris admitted the authenticity of the recordings to YouTuber Dillin Thomas.<ref name="admission">https://twitter.com/DHTDillinThomas/status/1421244971894534147</ref>. On 1 August 2021, Chris was officially charged with 1 count of incest, and with additional charges pending, held without bail.

==Allegations==
In the leaks, it is alleged that Chris and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.
{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, the then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. The she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played down there by hand. | Text message from Chris to an unknown troll}}
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities}}

The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to Dillon Thomas, though it is believed that the recording may have been doctored to remove identifying information on "Bella" - a troll persona operated by ''10thanonymous''<ref name="admission" />.

A screenshot was also leaked to the farms from a "Fiona" - apparently an autistic tiktoker who was going to visit Everfree NorthWest prior to the revelations of incest. The screenshot depicts Barb apparently masturbating, and is alledgedly a screenshot from a video in which Chris and Barb engage in oral and digital sex<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-562#post-9586952</ref>.
===Transcript===
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'''CHRIS''': "Um, so yeah she's [Barbara Chandler] got a really [inaudible] G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, Mr. C [Robert Chandler], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks."

'''BELLA''': "Right... right..."

'''CHRIS''': "They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on..."

'''BELLA''': "[coughs]"

'''CHRIS''': "...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus."

'''BELLA''': "Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push [censored] and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um..."

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. The dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh..."

'''CHRIS''': "My mom and all the other [inaudible]..."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah, right."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] before they can register as well."

'''BELLA''': "But how are you feeling, '''CHRIS'''tine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, thereís a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, it is."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with."

'''BELLA''': "You always have -- I, okay..."

'''CHRIS''': "Incest fanfics that come true and shit."

'''BELLA''': "I didn't even know there was such a thing. I didn't even know there was incest fanfics. Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I, I knew you guys had a good relationship but I always thought, uh, because I'm not huge on '''CHRIS'''tory and, you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting. And that's how I, um, got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I, I didn't have any idea that Barbara was um, that Barbara knew that you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?"

'''CHRIS''': "I approached her with care and caution..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm?"

'''CHRIS''': "And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady, then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she..."

'''BELLA''': "Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Oh. Oh, really? Wow, Barbara! [Laughs] How, how did she do it, if you don't me asking? What was the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution."

'''BELLA''': "That's good."

'''CHRIS''': "And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part."

'''BELLA''': "That's good. How did she respond when you, when you um, when you approached her? What's she say?"

'''CHRIS''': "I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way."

'''BELLA''': "Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, did you, how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?"

'''CHRIS''': "Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right."

'''BELLA''': "When did you start having feelings for Barbara?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So..."

'''BELLA''': "Really? Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, the Oedipus complex! That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Uh. How, how, if you don't mind me asking -- I know this is probably personal, you don't have to answer. How was the sex?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "It took a few tries? Yeah. She is old, she is older."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter. Sorry?"

'''CHRIS''': "We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 7th."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, you have a routine? Huh."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Well, you still have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. So you said since June, June?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Does your mother enjoy it?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally."

'''BELLA''': "She is? She's having a good time?"

'''CHRIS''': "She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out."

'''BELLA''': "That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, really?"

'''CHRIS''': "So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point."

'''BELLA''': "But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her."

'''BELLA''': "Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, uh, she's not."

'''BELLA''': "No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, she's okay."

'''BELLA''': "Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?"

'''CHRIS''': "Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown..."

'''BELLA''': "Uh-huh."

'''CHRIS''': "...my tooth."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, did you?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "Right. That's true, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you '''CHRIS'''tine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?"

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe."

'''BELLA''': "You don't want anyone who's younger?"

'''CHRIS''': "Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning (?) the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. Itís hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead."

'''CHRIS''': "Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm."

'''CHRIS''': "Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so..."

'''BELLA''': "Right."

'''CHRIS''': "And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, guide. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards..."

'''BELLA''': "God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so..."

'''BELLA''': "But how did this happen? How did this come about?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously..."
}}

An uncut version was later released by an alleged accessory of ''10thanonymous'', ''ternarymercury'' on Youtube<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Sjs3ZM8-Q</ref>, consisting of a few minutes of discussion on miscellaneous errata and an unknown individual "Fiona", alledgedly an autistic woman who was going to visit Everfree Northwest prior to the release of the leaks. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-563#post-9586962</ref>

==Prior events==
In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adult one. It has been keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris has used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many christorians have noted that potential tells or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. As early as 2016, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion<ref>[[26 December 2014]]</ref>. As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as Magichan referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Further, in 2016, Chris admitted to having dreams of having sex with his mother, in a facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother"<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>.Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwifarms that following the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a 'Bates'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>.

==Subsequent events==

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he has been removed from his home. Initial plans to stay with extended family were disrupted after the invitation was rescinded. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel, and was told by [[Null]] to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] until Null could have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account, a process which Null claimed could take up to three days (in fact the money reached Chris's account the next day). Chris told Null in his messages that he was spending the night of 30-31 July in his car and that he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there. The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]]. This suggests that the family members with whom he intended to stay are his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in the Richmond area, and that they did not rescind their invitation until he had actually arrived at their home.

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention<ref>https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/2394/2394447-d0e4abd4c07820fdae2dcfa3b1f9b4dd.jpg</ref>, which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th<ref>https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend</ref>, exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan.

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] saga, found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null cut contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-407#post-9580110</ref>.

Later that day, Null posted an exchange he had with Chris on 5 July, where Chris claimed to be in a sexual relationship with an older woman who he was reluctant to share details about, but mentioned that she had once worked as an accountant (Barb's pre-retirement profession) and that the affair was "something out an [[anime]] or fan fiction" - reminiscent of a statement in the leaked conversation about "incest fanfics come true". <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/everything-chris-told-me-about-his-girlfriend.96659/</ref>

===Discovery and arrest===

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| style = {{Reason|text}}
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On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] parked at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/]</ref>. The next day (1 August), [[Orbiter Wave|a number of people]] attempted, or said they would attempt, to contact Chris there. The most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who, along with his fiancée and some friends, livestreamed themselves [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. They ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out and went about knocking on every door on the second floor. Chris did not answer the door and the group was told to leave by a motel employee. They went to Regency Mall across the street, while still streaming, to wait around and because it was suspected that Chris might be there if not in his room.

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him"]]

Later that afternoon, they were tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel and arrived back in time to see two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room. Ralph continued to film for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers while the police talked to Chris, occasionally yelling comments himself which Chris sometimes responded to. Chris remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/</ref>

Chris is currently being held without bail at Henrico County Jail West.<ref>http://www.henricosheriff.org/search/</ref> Calls to the Sheriff's Office have confirmed that he is being held on a charge of incest. Although the Sheriff's Office website gives his gender as female, this does not mean that he will be put in women's prison if convicted; although Chris has legally self-identified as female (e.g. on his driver's license), transgender inmates in Virgnia are only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery, which Chris [[Un-clit|has not]].

Of note is that the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild", presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.

On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case</ref><ref>https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3</ref>

==See Also==
*[[Chris and Sex]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]
*[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]

==References==

User:Byzantine/sandbox

2020-09-09T12:59:26Z

Byzantine:

One's '''personality''' is a set of mental, emotional, and behavioral qualities that make up an individual's character. Studying personality is a key aspect of psychology, allowing experts to know what makes people the way they are. There are many methods for testing one's personality, with some backed by decades of scientific research, and others created by random people on [[Facebook]] to show ads.

Chris's personality is quite eclectic. It is what draws countless people around the globe to study and follow his antics. He has spoken quite a bit on his own idea of his personality, but his own insight doesn't always jive with [[reality]].

His personality has undergone quite the change since Bob's death, with some traits undergoing a full 180.

==Disclaimer==

[[File:Myers-Briggs type indicator.jpg|thumb|The Myers-Briggs type indicator is a popular personality test system.]]
Personality testing is a controversial field, with few tests used universally within the scientific community. Even the famous Myers-Briggs test, while useful for rough workplace assessments, is somewhat vague. It misses key areas like creativity and openness, and people who take the test often get different results over time. The closest thing to a gold standard is the Big Five, or OCEAN test.

This article discusses various aspects of Chris's personality, but is not to be taken as a substitute for an actual psych-eval.

==Introversion vs extraversion==
Chris has shown traits of both introversion (reservedness, solitude) and extraversion (people-seeking, sociability) over the years. It should be be noted that no person is a true introvert or a true extrovert, rather it is more akin to a [[Autism|spectrum]] which people fall on, and people can behave differently in different contexts.

At [[Manchester High School|high school]], Chris appears to have been fairly introverted, though with a drive to be extroverted. A [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Getting_Acquainted|leaked icebreaker worksheet]] shows that Chris only talked to 7 of his class-mates. They were all [[Noviophobia|female]]. Despite trying to later hold a high school reunion, in the [[Song of Christian]], a 16-year old Chris describes having few friends and how his "loneliness is off the scale”. Even with the social prestige of being a water-boy to the school [[Bionic the Hedgehog|basketball team]] and his [[Gal-pals]], Chris took his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] to the school prom. Nearly 10 years after the prom, Chris talked about feeling like an outcast at the prom, however his highlight of the evening was when one of his [[Tiffany Gowen|gal-pals]] felt sorry for him and "pulled [him] onto the dance floor". This dance "felt like hours" to Chris.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Seinor Prom]]</ref>

Around the time of discovery by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], Chris was mainly an introvert. He kept to himself and barely spoke to anyone but his sweetheart. He joined most public chats in both [[IRC|text]] and [[Mumble|voice]] forms only after being goaded by his current sweetheart<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5#February 10]]</ref> or a troll. And even in these chats, he didn't converse a lot, and only answered questions directed towards him. Even while playing video games, he mostly stuck to playing single player games such as God of War, Pokemon, Sonic and Animal Crossing. Any multiplayer game he did play was mostly with his sweetheart like LittleBigPlanet and Burnout Paradise. Before his discovery, when he frequented the THe GAMe PLAce, he mostly kept to himself (and Megan), and rarely interacted with other people except during card games.<Ref>[[Lucas and Mimms Q&A#Chris's behavior]]</ref>

Classic Chris, therefore would clearly fall on the introvert side of the spectrum but he isn't a full on introvert as he did visit an [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|anime expo in 2004 and 2005]]. New Chris however would easily fall on he extrovert side since 2017 as he started publicly responding to people, started playing multiplayer and co-op games such as Tetris 99 and PayDay 2, visited multiple conventions like [[Bronycon]], [[Omegacon]], [[BABScon]] and the [[TooManyGames]] expo. He has also started streaming videos, and answering questions his fans have. He has also joined public and private discord groups, though his interaction with other humans in them is limited. On [[Twitter]], he has started interacting (although poorly) to a ton of people ranging from artists to [[enablers]].

==Kindness vs resentment==
:''Main article: [[Kindness]]''

While Chris may strive to be kind, his efforts often fall flat and instead come across as annoying, overwhelming or creepy. Chris at least shows he makes an effort to look like a kind person, and he has referred to himself as the "kind and compassionate Christine Chandler".<ref>[[A New, Fun Trick]]</ref> But saying you're kind and actually being kind are two different things.

Many of Chris's attempts at being kind, from calling complete strangers "[[darling]]" to [[TooManyGames|kissing]] guys he just met, are a clear violation of other's boundaries and easily make people feel uncomfortable. Ironically, his attempts can be quite unkind.

==Empathy vs antipathy==
:''Main articles: [[Remorse]] and [[Anger]]''

Anger, or ''tard rage'' as trolls call it, is a defining feature of Chris's personality. Also notable is his lack of empathy, beyond the point where it can be autism-related.

Chris uses apologies as a performative tool for making amends and not as a genuine expression of guilt.

==Openness vs obstinacy==
In psychology, openness is a person's receptivity to new or unfamiliar experiences and ideas, including changes.

It is to be noted that no person is completely open to change and no person is completely against it. People tend to be open regarding views to things that don't matter to them and like to remain closed about topics that is close to them. Chris is no exception.

Chris is not very open to thoughts that differ from his, he rejects opinions and actual scientific facts if they do not match his beliefs. When he used to hate the LGBT community, he would reject anyone trying to convince him otherwise how much ever sense they made. He had also gone to the point where he rejected the fact that Asperger's syndrome is a form of autism just because he didn't like it.

His hatred for the xbox too was due to him being closed on the subject, how many ever great games and features people showed him on the xbox, he would reject it and fixate on minor flaws the system had.

However, after he came out as a transgender, he became much more open to the LGBT and accepted people as equals, but his obstinacy has merely shifted topics, for example he completely believes in the Dimensional merge and anyone telling him otherwise is rejected as a troll. He openly rejects proof that the merge isn't happening and cherry picks minor incidents that seem to support his agenda.

A lot of his close mindedness can be blamed on his autism, as autistics are generally scared of change.

==Chris and personality tests==
[[File:Personality quiz.jpeg|thumb|Chris chose the blue option]]
[[File:Miscpersonalitytestthing.jpg|thumb|Anudder one]]
[[File:This is Christine.png|thumb|another]]
Being a [[Twitter|social]] [[Facebook|media]] addict who also likes [[magical thinking]], it's no surprise that Chris is a fan of personality tests. He has taken many over the years, here are a few of them:

*'''A Magic: The Gathering quiz''' to find out that he is most like the white color typing, as each color associated with certain personality traits, the white type is associated with law and order, being the good guy beating up the bad guy.<ref>[[August_2019_social_media_posts#Chris_takes_a_M:TG_quiz|Post in question]]</ref> This seems to indicate that Chris held to his idealistic views of good and evil, and wasn't being very true and honest in the test, since he is very anti-law when it stops him from doing what he wants.<ref>[[Chris_and_the_law#Legal_troubles]]</ref>

==Dissociative identity disorder==
Due to Chris's more recent behaviours, such as a belief in [[spirit possession]] and the manifestations of cartoon characters, Chris may indeed now have a mild trauma-induced strain of [[Wikipedia:Dissociative_identity_disorder|Dissociative identity disorder]], a mental disorder characterized by the maintenance of at least two distinct and relatively enduring personality states.<ref>https://archive.is/cAquC Archived article on DID, Chris shows many of the indicators listed here</ref> This is most likely connected to manipulation from the [[Idea Guys]] and other traumas in his youth due to the mistreatment of those with ASD in a clinical and social environment. It is unknown how real the characters are to Chris, but he seems very adamant that they are real and manifest physically.

The main indicators of '''DID''' that Chris displays are:
*'''Daydreaming''' - Chris often mentions daydreaming as a form of meditation, during which Chris can "visit Cwcville", Chris's [[cwcville|imaginary city]] where he is the overlord.
*'''Imaginary friends''' - Chris has a belief that all comic book characters are real people, as autonomous as any human, and that these characters exist in the real world and speak to him in his head.<ref>[[Magi-Chan]]</ref>
*'''Reality/Fantasy overlap''' - Chris not only believes that the fantasy world of cartoons is real, but that one day it will merge with reality, and that already characters like [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Mewtwo]], and [[Magi-chan]] have manifested themselves physically.
*'''Transitional Objects as Self''' - Chris has often emotionally attached himself to objects, resulting in [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_III|hoarding]], but the place in which this behaviour is most prevalent is with his character Sonichu. Chris identifies as Mother (previously Father) of Sonichu, and indeed all Sonichus, which results in him being protective of them, causing making things like putting them in danger in the comics seem [[Chris and writing|immoral]] to him.
*'''Time Loss''' - Due to Chris's reportedly long daydreaming sessions, and poor memory associated with them, and his frequent and aggressive habit of lying it can be suspected that this is a result of DID.
*'''Ability to Cut Off from Pain and an Awareness of Danger''' - Chris's peculiar approach to emotional pain, namely that he'll randomly cut off from it totally, can be ascribed partially to ASD, but there is also a chance it is also a symptom from some form of '''DID'''. Chris will produce very random responses, trolls efforts to destroy things that are close to him<ref>[[Medallions#Mark_1_.28and_decoy.29|Like his first medallion]]</ref> or kill those close to him<ref>Such as several gal-pals, examples of whom are: [[PandaHalo]], [[Sarah May]] and [[Ivy]].</ref> sometimes result in Chris showing little to no signs of caring in the slightest.

With this evidence, particularly noting the trauma that Chris must have received from the Idea Guy's manipulations, and Chris's current beliefs about the existence of imaginary places and people, and their ability to possess him, one may conclude that Chris having a mild form of '''DID''' is likely.

==="Christian" vs "Christopher"===
For two days in [[August 2009]] Chris tried to convince [[Kacey]] and the rest of his fans that he had [[Wikipedia:Dissociative_identity_disorder|Dissociative identity disorder]], a mental disorder characterized by the maintenance of at least two distinct and relatively enduring personality states. One of these "personalities" was named "Christopher" and the other named "Christian", as demonstrated in a [[30_August_2009|video]] from the time.

The video's original subject was quickly derailed by "Christopher", Chris's more "repressed" personality, by interrupting "Christian" mid-sentence, and having a free-flowing sentence with "Christian", something which is almost impossible for somebody with '''DID''' to do, due to usually not sharing memories, or surfacing at the same time. Chris did not end up managing to fool anyone into believing he had the disorder, and Kacey reprimanded him for pretending to have '''DID''' and lying to her. Chris apologised and said he made it up to "fuel" the trolls, which still leaves one to wonder why he tried to convince Kacey it was true.

==See also==

==References==
<references />
{{Chris and}}

User:Byzantine/sandbox

2020-09-09T12:54:54Z

Byzantine:

One's '''personality''' is a set of mental, emotional, and behavioral qualities that make up an individual's character. Studying personality is a key aspect of psychology, allowing experts to know what makes people the way they are. There are many methods for testing one's personality, with some backed by decades of scientific research, and others created by random people on [[Facebook]] to show ads.

Chris's personality is quite eclectic. It is what draws countless people around the globe to study and follow his antics. He has spoken quite a bit on his own idea of his personality, but his own insight doesn't always jive with [[reality]].

His personality has undergone quite the change since Bob's death, with some traits undergoing a full 180.

==Disclaimer==

[[File:Myers-Briggs type indicator.jpg|thumb|The Myers-Briggs type indicator is a popular personality test system.]]
Personality testing is a controversial field, with few tests used universally within the scientific community. Even the famous Myers-Briggs test, while useful for rough workplace assessments, is somewhat vague. It misses key areas like creativity and openness, and people who take the test often get different results over time. The closest thing to a gold standard is the Big Five, or OCEAN test.

This article discusses various aspects of Chris's personality, but is not to be taken as a substitute for an actual psych-eval.

==Introversion vs extraversion==
Chris has shown traits of both introversion (reservedness, solitude) and extraversion (people-seeking, sociability) over the years. It should be be noted that no person is a true introvert or a true extrovert, rather it is more akin to a [[Autism|spectrum]] which people fall on, and people can behave differently in different contexts.

At [[Manchester High School|high school]], Chris appears to have been fairly introverted, though with a drive to be extroverted. A [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Getting_Acquainted|leaked icebreaker worksheet]] shows that Chris only talked to 7 of his class-mates. They were all [[Noviophobia|female]]. Despite trying to later hold a high school reunion, in the [[Song of Christian]], a 16-year old Chris describes having few friends and how his "loneliness is off the scale”. Even with the social prestige of being a water-boy to the school [[Bionic the Hedgehog|basketball team]] and his [[Gal-pals]], Chris took his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] to the school prom. Nearly 10 years after the prom, Chris talked about feeling like an outcast at the prom, however his highlight of the evening was when one of his [[Tiffany Gowen|gal-pals]] felt sorry for him and "pulled [him] onto the dance floor". This dance "felt like hours" to Chris.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Seinor Prom]]</ref>

Around the time of discovery by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], Chris was mainly an introvert. He kept to himself and barely spoke to anyone but his sweetheart. He joined most public chats in both [[IRC|text]] and [[Mumble|voice]] forms only after being goaded by his current sweetheart<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5#February 10]]</ref> or a troll. And even in these chats, he didn't converse a lot, and only answered questions directed towards him. Even while playing video games, he mostly stuck to playing single player games such as God of War, Pokemon, Sonic and Animal Crossing. Any multiplayer game he did play was mostly with his sweetheart like LittleBigPlanet and Burnout Paradise. Before his discovery, when he frequented the THe GAMe PLAce, he mostly kept to himself (and Megan), and rarely interacted with other people except during card games.<Ref>[[Lucas and Mimms Q&A#Chris's behavior]]</ref>

Classic Chris, therefore would clearly fall on the introvert side of the spectrum but he isn't a full on introvert as he did visit an [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|anime expo in 2004 and 2005]]. New Chris however would easily fall on he extrovert side since 2017 as he started publicly responding to people, started playing multiplayer and co-op games such as Tetris 99 and PayDay 2, visited multiple conventions like [[Bronycon]], [[Omegacon]], [[BABScon]] and the [[TooManyGames]] expo. He has also started streaming videos, and answering questions his fans have. He has also joined public and private discord groups, though his interaction with other humans in them is limited. On [[Twitter]], he has started interacting (although poorly) to a ton of people ranging from artists to [[enablers]].

==Kindness vs resentment==
:''Main article: [[Kindness]]''

While Chris may strive to be kind, his efforts often fall flat and instead come across as annoying, overwhelming or creepy. Chris at least shows he makes an effort to look like a kind person, and he has referred to himself as the "kind and compassionate Christine Chandler".<ref>[[A New, Fun Trick]]</ref> But saying you're kind and actually being kind are two different things.

Many of Chris's attempts at being kind, from calling complete strangers "[[darling]]" to [[TooManyGames|kissing]] guys he just met, are a clear violation of other's boundaries and easily make people feel uncomfortable. Ironically, his attempts can be quite unkind.

==Empathy vs antipathy==
:''Main articles: [[Remorse]] and [[Anger]]''

Anger, or ''tard rage'' as trolls call it, is a defining feature of Chris's personality. Also notable is his lack of empathy, beyond the point where it can be autism-related.

Chris uses apologies as a performative tool for making amends and not as a genuine expression of guilt.

==Openness vs obstinacy==
In psychology, openness is a person's receptivity to new or unfamiliar experiences and ideas, including changes.

It is to be noted that no person is completely open to change and no person is completely against it. People tend to be open regarding views to things that don't matter to them and like to remain closed about topics that is close to them. Chris is no exception.

Chris is not very open to thoughts that differ from his, he rejects opinions and actual scientific facts if they do not match his beliefs. When he used to hate the LGBT community, he would reject anyone trying to convince him otherwise how much ever sense they made. He had also gone to the point where he rejected the fact that Asperger's syndrome is a form of autism just because he didn't like it.

His hatred for the xbox too was due to him being closed on the subject, how many ever great games and features people showed him on the xbox, he would reject it and fixate on minor flaws the system had.

However, after he came out as a transgender, he became much more open to the LGBT and accepted people as equals, but his obstinacy has merely shifted topics, for example he completely believes in the Dimensional merge and anyone telling him otherwise is rejected as a troll. He openly rejects proof that the merge isn't happening and cherry picks minor incidents that seem to support his agenda.

A lot of his close mindedness can be blamed on his autism, as autistics are generally scared of change.

==Chris and personality tests==
[[File:Personality quiz.jpeg|thumb|Chris chose the blue option]]
[[File:Miscpersonalitytestthing.jpg|thumb|Anudder one]]
[[File:This is Christine.png|thumb|another]]
Being a [[Twitter|social]] [[Facebook|media]] addict who also likes [[magical thinking]], it's no surprise that Chris is a fan of personality tests. He has taken many over the years, here are a few of them:

*'''A Magic: The Gathering quiz''' to find out that he is most like the white color typing, as each color associated with certain personality traits, the white type is associated with law and order, being the good guy beating up the bad guy.<ref>[[August_2019_social_media_posts#Chris_takes_a_M:TG_quiz|Post in question]]</ref> This seems to indicate that Chris held to his idealistic views of good and evil, and wasn't being very true and honest in the test, since he is very anti-law when it stops him from doing what he wants.<ref>[[Chris_and_the_law#Legal_troubles]]</ref>

==Dissociative identity disorder==
Due to Chris's more recent behaviours, such as a belief in [[spirit possession]] and the manifestations of cartoon characters, Chris may indeed now have a mild trauma-induced strain of [[Wikipedia:Dissociative_identity_disorder|Dissociative identity disorder]], a mental disorder characterized by the maintenance of at least two distinct and relatively enduring personality states.<ref>https://archive.is/cAquC Archived article on DID, Chris shows many of the indicators listed here</ref> This is most likely connected to manipulation from the [[Idea Guys]] and other traumas in his youth due to the mistreatment of those with ASD in a clinical and social environment. It is unknown how real the characters are to Chris, but he seems very adamant that they are real and manifest physically.

The main indicators of '''DID''' that Chris displays are:
*Daydreaming - Chris often mentions daydreaming as a form of meditation, during which Chris can "visit Cwcville", Chris's [[cwcville|imaginary city]] where he is the overlord.
*Imaginary friends - Chris has a belief that all comic book characters are real people, as autonomous as any human, and that these characters exist in the real world and speak to him in his head.<ref>[[Magi-Chan]]</ref>
*Reality/Fantasy overlap - Chris not only believes that the fantasy world of cartoons is real, but that one day it will merge with reality, and that already characters like [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Mewtwo]], and [[Magi-chan]] have manifested themselves physically.
*Transitional Objects as Self - Chris has often emotionally attached himself to objects, resulting in [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_III|hoarding]], but the place in which this behaviour is most prevalent is with his character Sonichu. Chris identifies as Mother (previously Father) of Sonichu, and indeed all Sonichus, which results in him being protective of them, causing making things like putting them in danger in the comics seem [[Chris and writing|immoral]] to him.
*Time Loss - Due to Chris's reportedly long daydreaming sessions, and poor memory associated with them, and his frequent and aggressive habit of lying it can be suspected that this is a result of DID.
*Ability to Cut Off from Pain and an Awareness of Danger - Chris's peculiar approach to emotional pain, namely that he'll randomly cut off from it totally, can be ascribed partially to ASD, but there is also a chance it is also a symptom from some form of '''DID'''. Chris will produce very random responses, trolls efforts to destroy things that are close to him<ref>[[Medallions#Mark_1_.28and_decoy.29|Like his first medallion]]</ref> or kill those close to him<ref>Such as several gal-pals, examples of whom are: [[PandaHalo]], [[Sarah May]] and [[Ivy]].</ref> sometimes result in Chris showing little to no signs of caring in the slightest.

With this evidence, particularly noting the trauma that Chris must have received from the Idea Guy's manipulations, and Chris's current beliefs about the existence of imaginary places and people, and their ability to possess him, one may conclude that Chris having a mild form of '''DID''' is likely.

==="Christian" vs "Christopher"===
For two days in [[August 2009]] Chris tried to convince [[Kacey]] and the rest of his fans that he had [[Wikipedia:Dissociative_identity_disorder|Dissociative identity disorder]], a mental disorder characterized by the maintenance of at least two distinct and relatively enduring personality states. One of these "personalities" was named "Christopher" and the other named "Christian", as demonstrated in a [[30_August_2009|video]] from the time.

The video's original subject was quickly derailed by "Christopher", Chris's more "repressed" personality, by interrupting "Christian" mid-sentence, and having a free-flowing sentence with "Christian", something which is almost impossible for somebody with '''DID''' to do, due to usually not sharing memories, or surfacing at the same time. Chris did not end up managing to fool anyone into believing he had the disorder, and Kacey reprimanded him for pretending to have '''DID''' and lying to her. Chris apologised and said he made it up to "fuel" the trolls, which still leaves one to wonder why he tried to convince Kacey it was true.

==See also==

==References==
<references />
{{Chris and}}

User talk:AAE/Chris and his personality

2020-09-09T12:53:46Z

Byzantine: /* Working on this project */ new section

==Terminology==
Should we use terms like "classic Chris" in the article? Appreciate it's just a stub atm, and is a commonly used term but don't really think the cwcki should use it. You guys know the cwcki better than me though (not sure what the cwki's policy is on it)-[[User:Saint-just|Saint-just]] ([[User talk:Saint-just|talk]]) 19:53, 23 July 2020 (UTC)

== Working on this project ==

Hello AAE! I decided to work on this stub in my [[User:Byzantine/sandbox|sandbox]], however, Klop told me that when he worked on it with you he worked in your sandbox, should I move my stuff over to your page and work on your page with you? Or should I just continue working on it in my sandbox? [[User:Byzantine|Byzantine]] ([[User talk:Byzantine|talk]]) 12:53, 9 September 2020 (UTC)

User:Byzantine/sandbox

2020-09-09T12:47:27Z

Byzantine:

One's '''personality''' is a set of mental, emotional, and behavioral qualities that make up an individual's character. Studying personality is a key aspect of psychology, allowing experts to know what makes people the way they are. There are many methods for testing one's personality, with some backed by decades of scientific research, and others created by random people on [[Facebook]] to show ads.

Chris's personality is quite eclectic. It is what draws countless people around the globe to study and follow his antics. He has spoken quite a bit on his own idea of his personality, but his own insight doesn't always jive with [[reality]].

His personality has undergone quite the change since Bob's death, with some traits undergoing a full 180.

==Disclaimer==

[[File:Myers-Briggs type indicator.jpg|thumb|The Myers-Briggs type indicator is a popular personality test system.]]
Personality testing is a controversial field, with few tests used universally within the scientific community. Even the famous Myers-Briggs test, while useful for rough workplace assessments, is somewhat vague. It misses key areas like creativity and openness, and people who take the test often get different results over time. The closest thing to a gold standard is the Big Five, or OCEAN test.

This article discusses various aspects of Chris's personality, but is not to be taken as a substitute for an actual psych-eval.

==Introversion vs extraversion==
Chris has shown traits of both introversion (reservedness, solitude) and extraversion (people-seeking, sociability) over the years. It should be be noted that no person is a true introvert or a true extrovert, rather it is more akin to a [[Autism|spectrum]] which people fall on, and people can behave differently in different contexts.

At [[Manchester High School|high school]], Chris appears to have been fairly introverted, though with a drive to be extroverted. A [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Getting_Acquainted|leaked icebreaker worksheet]] shows that Chris only talked to 7 of his class-mates. They were all [[Noviophobia|female]]. Despite trying to later hold a high school reunion, in the [[Song of Christian]], a 16-year old Chris describes having few friends and how his "loneliness is off the scale”. Even with the social prestige of being a water-boy to the school [[Bionic the Hedgehog|basketball team]] and his [[Gal-pals]], Chris took his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] to the school prom. Nearly 10 years after the prom, Chris talked about feeling like an outcast at the prom, however his highlight of the evening was when one of his [[Tiffany Gowen|gal-pals]] felt sorry for him and "pulled [him] onto the dance floor". This dance "felt like hours" to Chris.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Seinor Prom]]</ref>

Around the time of discovery by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], Chris was mainly an introvert. He kept to himself and barely spoke to anyone but his sweetheart. He joined most public chats in both [[IRC|text]] and [[Mumble|voice]] forms only after being goaded by his current sweetheart<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5#February 10</ref> or a troll. And even in these chats, he didn't converse a lot, and only answered questions directed towards him. Even while playing video games, he mostly stuck to playing single player games such as God of War, Pokemon, Sonic and Animal Crossing. Any multiplayer game he did play was mostly with his sweetheart like LittleBigPlanet and Burnout Paradise. Before his discovery, when he frequented the THe GAMe PLAce, he mostly kept to himself (and Megan), and rarely interacted with other people except during card games.<Ref>[[Lucas and Mimms Q&A#Chris's behavior]]</ref>

Classic Chris, therefore would clearly fall on the introvert side of the spectrum but he isn't a full on introvert as he did visit an [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|anime expo in 2004 and 2005]]. New Chris however would easily fall on he extrovert side since 2017 as he started publicly responding to people, started playing multiplayer and co-op games such as Tetris 99 and PayDay 2, visited multiple conventions like [[Bronycon]], [[Omegacon]], [[BABScon]] and the [[TooManyGames]] expo. He has also started streaming videos, and answering questions his fans have. He has also joined public and private discord groups, though his interaction with other humans in them is limited. On [[Twitter]], he has started interacting (although poorly) to a ton of people ranging from artists to [[enablers]].

==Kindness vs resentment==
:''Main article: [[Kindness]]''

While Chris may strive to be kind, his efforts often fall flat and instead come across as annoying, overwhelming or creepy. Chris at least shows he makes an effort to look like a kind person, and he has referred to himself as the "kind and compassionate Christine Chandler".<ref>[[A New, Fun Trick]]</ref> But saying you're kind and actually being kind are two different things.

Many of Chris's attempts at being kind, from calling complete strangers "[[darling]]" to [[TooManyGames|kissing]] guys he just met, are a clear violation of other's boundaries and easily make people feel uncomfortable. Ironically, his attempts can be quite unkind.

==Empathy vs antipathy==
:''Main articles: [[Remorse]] and [[Anger]]''

Anger, or ''tard rage'' as trolls call it, is a defining feature of Chris's personality. Also notable is his lack of empathy, beyond the point where it can be autism-related.

Chris uses apologies as a performative tool for making amends and not as a genuine expression of guilt.

==Openness vs obstinacy==
In psychology, openness is a person's receptivity to new or unfamiliar experiences and ideas, including changes.

It is to be noted that no person is completely open to change and no person is completely against it. People tend to be open regarding views to things that don't matter to them and like to remain closed about topics that is close to them. Chris is no exception.

Chris is not very open to thoughts that differ from his, he rejects opinions and actual scientific facts if they do not match his beliefs. When he used to hate the LGBT community, he would reject anyone trying to convince him otherwise how much ever sense they made. He had also gone to the point where he rejected the fact that Asperger's syndrome is a form of autism just because he didn't like it.

His hatred for the xbox too was due to him being closed on the subject, how many ever great games and features people showed him on the xbox, he would reject it and fixate on minor flaws the system had.

However, after he came out as a transgender, he became much more open to the LGBT and accepted people as equals, but his obstinacy has merely shifted topics, for example he completely believes in the Dimensional merge and anyone telling him otherwise is rejected as a troll. He openly rejects proof that the merge isn't happening and cherry picks minor incidents that seem to support his agenda.

A lot of his close mindedness can be blamed on his autism, as autistics are generally scared of change.

==Chris and personality tests==
[[File:Personality quiz.jpeg|thumb|Chris chose the blue option]]
[[File:Miscpersonalitytestthing.jpg|thumb|Anudder one]]
[[File:This is Christine.png|thumb|another]]
Being a [[Twitter|social]] [[Facebook|media]] addict who also likes [[magical thinking]], it's no surprise that Chris is a fan of personality tests. He has taken many over the years, here are a few of them:

*'''A Magic: The Gathering quiz''' to find out that he is most like the white color typing, as each color associated with certain personality traits, the white type is associated with law and order, being the good guy beating up the bad guy.<ref>[[August_2019_social_media_posts#Chris_takes_a_M:TG_quiz|Post in question]]</ref> This seems to indicate that Chris held to his idealistic views of good and evil, and wasn't being very true and honest in the test, since he is very anti-law when it stops him from doing what he wants.<ref>[[Chris_and_the_law#Legal_troubles]]</ref>

==Dissociative identity disorder==
Due to Chris's more recent behaviours, such as a belief in [[spirit possession]] and the manifestations of cartoon characters, Chris may indeed now have a mild trauma-induced strain of [[Wikipedia:Dissociative_identity_disorder|Dissociative identity disorder]], a mental disorder characterized by the maintenance of at least two distinct and relatively enduring personality states.<ref>https://archive.is/cAquC Archived article on DID, Chris shows many of the indicators listed here</ref> This is most likely connected to manipulation from the [[Idea Guys]] and other traumas in his youth due to the mistreatment of those with ASD in a clinical and social environment. It is unknown how real the characters are to Chris, but he seems very adamant that they are real and manifest physically.

The main indicators of '''DID''' that Chris displays are:
*Daydreaming - Chris often mentions daydreaming as a form of meditation, during which Chris can "visit Cwcville", Chris's [[cwcville|imaginary city]] where he is the overlord.
*Imaginary friends - Chris has a belief that all comic book characters are real people, as autonomous as any human, and that these characters exist in the real world and speak to him in his head.<ref>[[Magi-Chan]]</ref>
*Reality/Fantasy overlap - Chris not only believes that the fantasy world of cartoons is real, but that one day it will merge with reality, and that already characters like [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Mewtwo]], and [[Magi-chan]] have manifested themselves physically.
*Transitional Objects as Self - Chris has often emotionally attached himself to objects, resulting in [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_III|hoarding]], but the place in which this behaviour is most prevalent is with his character Sonichu. Chris identifies as Mother (previously Father) of Sonichu, and indeed all Sonichus, which results in him being protective of them, causing making things like putting them in danger in the comics seem [[Chris and writing|immoral]] to him.
*Time Loss - Due to Chris's reportedly long daydreaming sessions, and poor memory associated with them, and his frequent and aggressive habit of lying it can be suspected that this is a result of DID.
*Ability to Cut Off from Pain and an Awareness of Danger - Chris's peculiar approach to emotional pain, namely that he'll randomly cut off from it totally, can be ascribed partially to ASD, but there is also a chance it is also a symptom from some form of '''DID'''. Chris will produce very random responses, trolls efforts to destroy things that are close to him<ref>[[Medallions#Mark_1_.28and_decoy.29|Like his first medallion]]</ref> or kill those close to him<ref>Such as several gal-pals, examples of whom are: [[PandaHalo]], [[Sarah May]] and [[Ivy]].</ref> sometimes result in Chris showing little to no signs of caring in the slightest.

With this evidence, particularly noting the trauma that Chris must have received from the Idea Guy's manipulations, and Chris's current beliefs about the existence of imaginary places and people, and their ability to possess him, one may conclude that Chris having a mild form of '''DID''' is likely.

==="Christian" vs "Christopher"===
For two days in [[August 2009]] Chris tried to convince [[Kacey]] and the rest of his fans that he had [[Wikipedia:Dissociative_identity_disorder|Dissociative identity disorder]], a mental disorder characterized by the maintenance of at least two distinct and relatively enduring personality states. One of these "personalities" was named "Christopher" and the other named "Christian", as demonstrated in a [[30_August_2009|video]] from the time.

The video's original subject was quickly derailed by "Christopher", Chris's more "repressed" personality, by interrupting "Christian" mid-sentence, and having a free-flowing sentence with "Christian", something which is almost impossible for somebody with '''DID''' to do, due to usually not sharing memories, or surfacing at the same time. Chris did not end up managing to fool anyone into believing he had the disorder, and Kacey reprimanded him for pretending to have '''DID''' and lying to her. Chris apologised and said he made it up to "fuel" the trolls, which still leaves one to wonder why he tried to convince Kacey it was true.

==See also==

==References==
<references />
{{Chris and}}

User:Byzantine/sandbox

2020-09-09T09:27:22Z

Byzantine: Chris and his personality

User talk:Byzantine

2020-09-09T09:18:21Z

Byzantine: /* Q&A */

== Talk Pages ==

Please don’t edit the talk pages unless you have something to say on them. Those are not articles that need to be edited or corrected. If someone got something wrong or something’s been fixed, just leave the talkpage as is. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 12:52, 6 August 2020 (UTC)

I'm very sorry, I didn't know about that, thanks a lot for telling me, I won't do it again. [[User:Byzantine|Byzantine]] ([[User talk:Byzantine|talk]]) 14:43, 6 August 2020 (UTC)

== Q&A ==

Hi. Just letting you know Abaddon from the CWCki Discord finished the [[Discord Q&A 4]] transcript you began, so I moved it from your sandbox page and cleared it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 13:14, 5 September 2020 (UTC)

:OK, thank you [[User:Byzantine|Byzantine]] ([[User talk:Byzantine|talk]]) 09:18, 9 September 2020 (UTC)

August 2020 social media posts

2020-09-01T09:13:25Z

Byzantine: /* Advanced Pokemon GO */

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[August 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.

==Just call me silvia!==

August 1

Just call me silvia!(@silverangel259):

{{quoteboxgreen|Thank you @CPU_CWCSonichu for the raid help!!! You know I always got your back for future raids! #PokemonGOFest2020 #PokemonGoRaids
 [[File:Aug_1_Twitter_raid.jpeg]] }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, no probs. But, yeah, hit me up for help with #RayquazaRaids; I can definitely do very well as one-third or even one-half of a Trio or Duo in those during this #PokemonGODragonWeek. Invites and Remote Raid Passes are da bomb (it helps if at least one is actually at the gym).}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[[File:Aug_1_Twitter_rayquaza.jpeg]] }}

==Pokemon GO Friend Code==
August 1

{{quoteboxyellow|This person can use some more friends in their #PokemonGO account; please send them a Friend Request.

FC: 3902 7199 7706
 [[File:1_Aug_Twitter_src.jpeg]] }}

==Thunder==

August 1

Thunder(@Mad_HatchHD):

{{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu hey, I've been trying to send a friend request on pokemon go, but your friend list is full.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I still get the requests even if the list is full. What’s your handle on the app?}}

==Gourmet Hotdog Review==

August 7

{{quoteboxyellow|Just tried the veggie dogs from @thefranktruck; a previous Friday, I had their Vienna meat dogs. Good meat, above standard; veggie meat was better (kinda tasted like bologna). I would still recommend their gourmet chili dogs when they come by the #Ruckersville sign every Friday.}}

==100MegaMeh==

August 8

{{quoteboxyellow|Kra-kow! ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:Deoxys1.jpeg|300px]] [[File:Deoxys.jpeg|300px]]

}}

MegaMeh Hundred (@100MegaMeh):

{{quoteboxred|Okay so I live just up the road from you, how are you finding these and I barely got anything. Like your sitting here with a shiny deoxys and I’m here tryin to spawn at the very least an unknown.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|You live in Ruckersville? Anyway, if you did live that close, you would have noticed the van being absent from the Temple’s driveway; Rosey and I went out. Duh. We raid hunted for a while after it turned 4:00 pm. Concentrate on a specific Raid Legendary, a shiny find is likely.}}

==Very Distant alt-timeline==

August 8

the skooma den (@Skooma_broNSFW):

{{quoteboxgreen|finally finished this one for @Redemption4CWC ,corona-chan and the gang are burning down cwcville for the lulz, i also drew @CPU_CWCSonichu as an older girlfriend-free boy 😎

[fan-art]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very Distant alt-timeline and Dimension; not even touching this onr at all. Your drawing is not cool.}}

==Serebii==

August 8

Serebii.net (@SerebiiNet):

{{quoteboxpurple|Serebii Update: The Pokémon GO Magikarp Community Day event is starting to run in the Americas. Runs from 11am to 5pm local time.

Details @ https://serebii.net/pokemongo/communityday/august2020.shtml}}

{{quoteboxyellow|#GoingFishing today. #PokemonGO}}

Marce (@IkarusTalys):

{{quoteboxorange|wear a mask}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[adventure time gif]}}

==A Simple Clarification==

August 9

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, y’all. Simple clarification if a certain new rumor (if you have not heard, do not worry or go looking into it): simple and direct, [[Barb]] and I are safe, well and okay. In the sequence of events, this was timed as a think-ahead moment for this timeline. ⚡⚡⚡

Now, after reading all of that and this, what are you feeling right now? If you feel a good and calm sensation, you will have a lucky and blessed day today. Otherwise, if you feel weirded out, consider yourselves blessed you’re day is remaining neutral after this moment.}}
''This tweet was requested to be made by gatekeepers due to the large response to [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]].''

==Shut up, Jake!==

August 9

Right Eye of GOD (@[[JacobSockness]]):

{{quoteboxorange|I have spells to create Hell Worlds, I have one that will turn the trolls straight and narrow. This Hell is that upon death, God rejects and throws all trolls to C-197 where they are forced to take care of and babysit Chris Chan for all eternity.

It's not a shared hell, it's an individual hell where each troll suffers alone with no escape and they will have the unconTROLLable urge to obey her blindly to the letter.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|As for you Jake: shut up.}}
==Statue from C-197==

August 10

さがら (@sagara7791):

{{quoteboxgreen|伊賀市高尾のソニックが綺麗になった‼️

<nowiki>#</nowiki>伊賀市 #ソニック

[plastic statue of Sonic on a hoverboard]}}

''Japanese for "Sonic in [[Wikipedia:Mount Takao|Takao]], [[Wikipedia:Iga, Mie|Iga City]] has become beautiful!! ️#Iga City #Sonic"''

{{quoteboxyellow|I personally confirm that this statue is indeed an artifact from [[C-197]] that had made its way into this dimension [[2000s|over a decade ago]]. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==Pokémon ==

August 13

[long conversation about Pokémon GO]

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, that sucks; during the #GOFest2020, my gift opening during those two hour slots for the Rare Candies were near limitless, yet I still had only the limited amount of gifts. Still, I ended up with about more than 70 candies that day. It was fun. ⚡⚡⚡}}

Pokémon GO (@PokemonGoApp):

{{quoteboxorange|Exciting news, Trainers! September AND October #PokemonGOCommunityDay will be decided by the community! Here are the candidates.

⭐ Charmander
⭐ Caterpie
⭐ Grimer
⭐ Porygon

More details soon!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|PORYGON! PORYGON! PORYGON!}}

==Chris Replaces an Air Conditioner==

August 16
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, y’all. I’m about to swap the air conditioners. I put on my neckwear/mask as a sweatband, and then covered my forehead; now it’s a 3/4 Doo-Rag. Covered on the front; airing out the back. ⚡⚡⚡ #StayHydrated #glaccewaterbottle 💧💧💧
[[File:ChrisAugust2020.jpg|300px]]
[[File:ChrisAugust2020-2.jpg|300px]]
[[File:ChrisAugust2020-3.jpg|300px]]
}}

Carrie Krueger (@CarrieKrueger17):

{{quoteboxpurple|Window unit?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes}}

{{quoteboxyellow|New AirCon installed! I had thought I was going to recycle and reuse the panels from the previous one; had them wrapped and fully extended with duct tape after removing them, too. But this AirCon’s panels went full-span, so I was good. Not a bad afternoon’s work.

[[File:NewAirCon.jpg|500px]]}}

==Hydration==
17 August

''Chris confirms, once and for all that drinking water is good for food poisoning and dehydration''

An artistic Twitter user:

{{quoteboxpurple|Hi guys I have a fever from food poisoning and dehydrated wheeee}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Drink lots of water, Key.}}

==[[Random access humor]]==
17 August

''In response to some artist's old sketches, one of which has a joke similar, but a lot funnier than the following.''

{{quoteboxyellow|“It’s a cup of dirt. Just put an “F” on that, and let me go home.” “Well, it’s a cup with dirt in it; I call it “Cup of Dirt”.”}}

==Chris prefers Porygon==
18 August

''In what can only be described as the easiest choice possible, Chris chooses Porygon over Weedle, the most [[Sonichu (comic)|unimaginative]] boring Pokemon you could think of.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Porygon}}

==Jacob still going off the rails==
18 August

''In response to a protected Tweet that probably made it so that Chris had to buy a train ticket and come to Jacob's house and suck his [[duck]] in order for the [[merge]] to happen.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Not in this or any timeline, Jake.

Again: shut the hell up. ⚡⚡⚡}}

==Sonichu levels up!==
19 August

{{quoteboxyellow|I finally did it for Mama Chris Chan; #PokemonGOLevel40. I can finally nominate this temple, personally.
Kra-Kow! ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:19_08_20_level_40.jpeg|300px]]}}

==Chris prefers Charmander==
20 August

''A much tougher decision, but in the end, between Grimer and Charmander, Chris chose Charmander

{{quoteboxyellow|Charmander}}

==Chris still prefers Porygon==
22 August

''Between all four: Grimer, Porygon, Caterpie and Charmander, Chris chose Porygon''

{{quoteboxyellow|Porygon}}

==Chris on Sockness hijacking==
22 August

Carrie Krueger (@CarrieKrueger17):

{{quoteboxpurple|I think that drawing is Sockness trying to hijack you.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|He’s never gonna do that. ALOL.}}

==CWCSonichu Temple is nominated==
24 August

{{quoteboxyellow|Our #CWCSonichuTemple is nominated; I share a humble shoutout to my fellow #Level40 players: please rate highly and positively. The tides turn against all haters of this dimension. Thank you all for your kindness. Lots of L💙ve.⚡

<nowiki>#Niantic #PokemonGO #Pokestop #Nianticwayfarer</nowiki>}}

==Chris says Ben is wrong and reprimands Sockness==
26 August

[[Ben Saint]]:
{{quoteboxbrown|C-197's @CPU_CWCSonichu has been slain, in retribution for the devastation brought on by her Soda Rain Holocaust.

But we are not done. New Los Angeles City aka Neo Milwaukee, officially declares WAR on the city of CWCville.

He he he. SLIME.

[Video of comic "pseudo-finale"]}}

Chris rebuts:
{{quoteboxyellow|That is a big Nope. Alpha Timeline, yes, but that was the Sister Dimensions of C-194 and 1214 you’ve accessed. Plus, that Chris Chan teleported and escaped to ensure her timeline’s safety. The Beta timeliners did not last long in the Alpha timeline.

Ours, here, is the Omega.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|And there is no retcon or altering on your end that can ever change things from what I have informed you now, Ben.}}

Saint denies the existence of an omega timeline:
{{quoteboxbrown|Slime and Punishment takes place across C-197, in multiple beta timelines as well as the Alpha timeline. There is no omega timeline.}}

[[Jacob Sockness]] replies to Ben Saint, remarking about Chris's Slime [[TSSSF]] cards:
{{quoteboxgreen|I know there are at least 4 types of timelines. I can't describe them all in a comment though. I'm going to read your thing tomorrow, you seem to have an interesting deck in her cards.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|You’re no sack of fresh potatoes in this timeline either, Sockness. You can do with a shut up and quit putting up as well. See you soon enough.}}

Chris then blocked Sockness.

==Sonichu Z is in production!==
28 August

ObsessioKnight (@ObsessioKnight):
{{quoteboxgreen|still working hard on #SonichuZ, here the big bad has made his way to the laboratory. What are all there people doing here? that's a mystery for later. #cwc #sonichu #animation #scientists

[''Gif of some animation of scientists from the production'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|You mind sharing that animation concept with me, Dude? ⚡⚡⚡}}

{{quoteboxgreen|HOLY CRAP IT'S YOU. And I can promise that it won't be like spazkid's total slaughter on your ideas and concepts. But it IS gonna be a parody. Would you want to voice yourself in it? I can move some stuff around so a rendition of you appears in it.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, that sounds good. I can record my voice for the video.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|FANTASTIC! Thanks a ton and I hope you have a great weekend, I'll let you know when that phase starts.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Send me a DM, and I’ll send you the phone number to text us at.}}

==Advanced Pokemon GO==
31 August

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, y’all. Just a moment to go on-topic with #MegaEvolutions and #PokemonGoRaids: I am also a fan of @FLWvideos videos on YouTube; very informative in regards to the app, Raids and the Deep Dives of individual Pokémon for future use. I also watched his recent commentary on the Mega Evolved Raids Loop, even commented quoting #CharlesSchulz; I’ve observed the benefit of the Mega Evolved Boost that is there when you have that one evolved Pokémon in your queue. Also, to note, the limited time expanded duration for the evolution from 4 to 12 hours, and this month only Remote Raid Pass three-packs for one Poké Coin. I’ll be in it for the Legendaries, but I will be collecting the #MegaEnergy as well, especially since Cresselia is the Legendary of the month. I have come to my own plan and conclusion of the proper timing of when to Mega Evolve one Pokemon for the best benefits: it will be when I go out for our weekly Raid Hunts; I choose which to evolve on the planned Raids to encounter. For example, with Cresselia’s psychic typing, I can plan outa high-level team or two of Bug types with specifically bug moves, and then upon going out, in addition to activating a bunch of Star Pieces, Mega Evolve the Beedrill; then with that boost, rather or not I include it on the team, and with everyone I get to invite, the Legenary Raids will go very quick. The multi-fruit Flavoured Rare Candies and the Stardust are the greater goals, so we can have the leveled-up best on the app. Just my two bolts for now. In the remaining time for this timeline, all of you who play #PokemonGO, do enjoy yourselves in Raiding out. ⚡⚡⚡

Oh! Just realized that this plan is also effective against Mega Venusaurs as well; grass being weak to bug.}}

{{Social media}}

August 2020 social media posts

2020-09-01T09:12:46Z

Byzantine: /* Advanced Pokemon GO */ Twitter's layout is dumb so I missed a bit :/

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[August 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.

==Just call me silvia!==

August 1

Just call me silvia!(@silverangel259):

{{quoteboxgreen|Thank you @CPU_CWCSonichu for the raid help!!! You know I always got your back for future raids! #PokemonGOFest2020 #PokemonGoRaids
 [[File:Aug_1_Twitter_raid.jpeg]] }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, no probs. But, yeah, hit me up for help with #RayquazaRaids; I can definitely do very well as one-third or even one-half of a Trio or Duo in those during this #PokemonGODragonWeek. Invites and Remote Raid Passes are da bomb (it helps if at least one is actually at the gym).}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[[File:Aug_1_Twitter_rayquaza.jpeg]] }}

==Pokemon GO Friend Code==
August 1

{{quoteboxyellow|This person can use some more friends in their #PokemonGO account; please send them a Friend Request.

FC: 3902 7199 7706
 [[File:1_Aug_Twitter_src.jpeg]] }}

==Thunder==

August 1

Thunder(@Mad_HatchHD):

{{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu hey, I've been trying to send a friend request on pokemon go, but your friend list is full.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I still get the requests even if the list is full. What’s your handle on the app?}}

==Gourmet Hotdog Review==

August 7

{{quoteboxyellow|Just tried the veggie dogs from @thefranktruck; a previous Friday, I had their Vienna meat dogs. Good meat, above standard; veggie meat was better (kinda tasted like bologna). I would still recommend their gourmet chili dogs when they come by the #Ruckersville sign every Friday.}}

==100MegaMeh==

August 8

{{quoteboxyellow|Kra-kow! ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:Deoxys1.jpeg|300px]] [[File:Deoxys.jpeg|300px]]

}}

MegaMeh Hundred (@100MegaMeh):

{{quoteboxred|Okay so I live just up the road from you, how are you finding these and I barely got anything. Like your sitting here with a shiny deoxys and I’m here tryin to spawn at the very least an unknown.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|You live in Ruckersville? Anyway, if you did live that close, you would have noticed the van being absent from the Temple’s driveway; Rosey and I went out. Duh. We raid hunted for a while after it turned 4:00 pm. Concentrate on a specific Raid Legendary, a shiny find is likely.}}

==Very Distant alt-timeline==

August 8

the skooma den (@Skooma_broNSFW):

{{quoteboxgreen|finally finished this one for @Redemption4CWC ,corona-chan and the gang are burning down cwcville for the lulz, i also drew @CPU_CWCSonichu as an older girlfriend-free boy 😎

[fan-art]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very Distant alt-timeline and Dimension; not even touching this onr at all. Your drawing is not cool.}}

==Serebii==

August 8

Serebii.net (@SerebiiNet):

{{quoteboxpurple|Serebii Update: The Pokémon GO Magikarp Community Day event is starting to run in the Americas. Runs from 11am to 5pm local time.

Details @ https://serebii.net/pokemongo/communityday/august2020.shtml}}

{{quoteboxyellow|#GoingFishing today. #PokemonGO}}

Marce (@IkarusTalys):

{{quoteboxorange|wear a mask}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[adventure time gif]}}

==A Simple Clarification==

August 9

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, y’all. Simple clarification if a certain new rumor (if you have not heard, do not worry or go looking into it): simple and direct, [[Barb]] and I are safe, well and okay. In the sequence of events, this was timed as a think-ahead moment for this timeline. ⚡⚡⚡

Now, after reading all of that and this, what are you feeling right now? If you feel a good and calm sensation, you will have a lucky and blessed day today. Otherwise, if you feel weirded out, consider yourselves blessed you’re day is remaining neutral after this moment.}}
''This tweet was requested to be made by gatekeepers due to the large response to [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]].''

==Shut up, Jake!==

August 9

Right Eye of GOD (@[[JacobSockness]]):

{{quoteboxorange|I have spells to create Hell Worlds, I have one that will turn the trolls straight and narrow. This Hell is that upon death, God rejects and throws all trolls to C-197 where they are forced to take care of and babysit Chris Chan for all eternity.

It's not a shared hell, it's an individual hell where each troll suffers alone with no escape and they will have the unconTROLLable urge to obey her blindly to the letter.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|As for you Jake: shut up.}}
==Statue from C-197==

August 10

さがら (@sagara7791):

{{quoteboxgreen|伊賀市高尾のソニックが綺麗になった‼️

<nowiki>#</nowiki>伊賀市 #ソニック

[plastic statue of Sonic on a hoverboard]}}

''Japanese for "Sonic in [[Wikipedia:Mount Takao|Takao]], [[Wikipedia:Iga, Mie|Iga City]] has become beautiful!! ️#Iga City #Sonic"''

{{quoteboxyellow|I personally confirm that this statue is indeed an artifact from [[C-197]] that had made its way into this dimension [[2000s|over a decade ago]]. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==Pokémon ==

August 13

[long conversation about Pokémon GO]

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, that sucks; during the #GOFest2020, my gift opening during those two hour slots for the Rare Candies were near limitless, yet I still had only the limited amount of gifts. Still, I ended up with about more than 70 candies that day. It was fun. ⚡⚡⚡}}

Pokémon GO (@PokemonGoApp):

{{quoteboxorange|Exciting news, Trainers! September AND October #PokemonGOCommunityDay will be decided by the community! Here are the candidates.

⭐ Charmander
⭐ Caterpie
⭐ Grimer
⭐ Porygon

More details soon!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|PORYGON! PORYGON! PORYGON!}}

==Chris Replaces an Air Conditioner==

August 16
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, y’all. I’m about to swap the air conditioners. I put on my neckwear/mask as a sweatband, and then covered my forehead; now it’s a 3/4 Doo-Rag. Covered on the front; airing out the back. ⚡⚡⚡ #StayHydrated #glaccewaterbottle 💧💧💧
[[File:ChrisAugust2020.jpg|300px]]
[[File:ChrisAugust2020-2.jpg|300px]]
[[File:ChrisAugust2020-3.jpg|300px]]
}}

Carrie Krueger (@CarrieKrueger17):

{{quoteboxpurple|Window unit?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes}}

{{quoteboxyellow|New AirCon installed! I had thought I was going to recycle and reuse the panels from the previous one; had them wrapped and fully extended with duct tape after removing them, too. But this AirCon’s panels went full-span, so I was good. Not a bad afternoon’s work.

[[File:NewAirCon.jpg|500px]]}}

==Hydration==
17 August

''Chris confirms, once and for all that drinking water is good for food poisoning and dehydration''

An artistic Twitter user:

{{quoteboxpurple|Hi guys I have a fever from food poisoning and dehydrated wheeee}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Drink lots of water, Key.}}

==[[Random access humor]]==
17 August

''In response to some artist's old sketches, one of which has a joke similar, but a lot funnier than the following.''

{{quoteboxyellow|“It’s a cup of dirt. Just put an “F” on that, and let me go home.” “Well, it’s a cup with dirt in it; I call it “Cup of Dirt”.”}}

==Chris prefers Porygon==
18 August

''In what can only be described as the easiest choice possible, Chris chooses Porygon over Weedle, the most [[Sonichu (comic)|unimaginative]] boring Pokemon you could think of.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Porygon}}

==Jacob still going off the rails==
18 August

''In response to a protected Tweet that probably made it so that Chris had to buy a train ticket and come to Jacob's house and suck his [[duck]] in order for the [[merge]] to happen.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Not in this or any timeline, Jake.

Again: shut the hell up. ⚡⚡⚡}}

==Sonichu levels up!==
19 August

{{quoteboxyellow|I finally did it for Mama Chris Chan; #PokemonGOLevel40. I can finally nominate this temple, personally.
Kra-Kow! ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:19_08_20_level_40.jpeg|300px]]}}

==Chris prefers Charmander==
20 August

''A much tougher decision, but in the end, between Grimer and Charmander, Chris chose Charmander

{{quoteboxyellow|Charmander}}

==Chris still prefers Porygon==
22 August

''Between all four: Grimer, Porygon, Caterpie and Charmander, Chris chose Porygon''

{{quoteboxyellow|Porygon}}

==Chris on Sockness hijacking==
22 August

Carrie Krueger (@CarrieKrueger17):

{{quoteboxpurple|I think that drawing is Sockness trying to hijack you.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|He’s never gonna do that. ALOL.}}

==CWCSonichu Temple is nominated==
24 August

{{quoteboxyellow|Our #CWCSonichuTemple is nominated; I share a humble shoutout to my fellow #Level40 players: please rate highly and positively. The tides turn against all haters of this dimension. Thank you all for your kindness. Lots of L💙ve.⚡

<nowiki>#Niantic #PokemonGO #Pokestop #Nianticwayfarer</nowiki>}}

==Chris says Ben is wrong and reprimands Sockness==
26 August

[[Ben Saint]]:
{{quoteboxbrown|C-197's @CPU_CWCSonichu has been slain, in retribution for the devastation brought on by her Soda Rain Holocaust.

But we are not done. New Los Angeles City aka Neo Milwaukee, officially declares WAR on the city of CWCville.

He he he. SLIME.

[Video of comic "pseudo-finale"]}}

Chris rebuts:
{{quoteboxyellow|That is a big Nope. Alpha Timeline, yes, but that was the Sister Dimensions of C-194 and 1214 you’ve accessed. Plus, that Chris Chan teleported and escaped to ensure her timeline’s safety. The Beta timeliners did not last long in the Alpha timeline.

Ours, here, is the Omega.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|And there is no retcon or altering on your end that can ever change things from what I have informed you now, Ben.}}

Saint denies the existence of an omega timeline:
{{quoteboxbrown|Slime and Punishment takes place across C-197, in multiple beta timelines as well as the Alpha timeline. There is no omega timeline.}}

[[Jacob Sockness]] replies to Ben Saint, remarking about Chris's Slime [[TSSSF]] cards:
{{quoteboxgreen|I know there are at least 4 types of timelines. I can't describe them all in a comment though. I'm going to read your thing tomorrow, you seem to have an interesting deck in her cards.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|You’re no sack of fresh potatoes in this timeline either, Sockness. You can do with a shut up and quit putting up as well. See you soon enough.}}

Chris then blocked Sockness.

==Sonichu Z is in production!==
28 August

ObsessioKnight (@ObsessioKnight):
{{quoteboxgreen|still working hard on #SonichuZ, here the big bad has made his way to the laboratory. What are all there people doing here? that's a mystery for later. #cwc #sonichu #animation #scientists

[''Gif of some animation of scientists from the production'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|You mind sharing that animation concept with me, Dude? ⚡⚡⚡}}

{{quoteboxgreen|HOLY CRAP IT'S YOU. And I can promise that it won't be like spazkid's total slaughter on your ideas and concepts. But it IS gonna be a parody. Would you want to voice yourself in it? I can move some stuff around so a rendition of you appears in it.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, that sounds good. I can record my voice for the video.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|FANTASTIC! Thanks a ton and I hope you have a great weekend, I'll let you know when that phase starts.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Send me a DM, and I’ll send you the phone number to text us at.}}

==Advanced Pokemon GO==
31 August

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, y’all. Just a moment to go on-topic with #MegaEvolutions and #PokemonGoRaids: I am also a fan of
@FLWvideos videos on YouTube; very informative in regards to the app, Raids and the Deep Dives of individual Pokémon for future use. I also watched his recent commentary on the Mega Evolved Raids Loop, even commented quoting #CharlesSchulz; I’ve observed the benefit of the Mega Evolved Boost that is there when you have that one evolved Pokémon in your queue. Also, to note, the limited time expanded duration for the evolution from 4 to 12 hours, and this month only Remote Raid Pass three-packs for one Poké Coin. I’ll be in it for the Legendaries, but I will be collecting the #MegaEnergy as well, especially since Cresselia is the Legendary of the month. I have come to my own plan and conclusion of the proper timing of when to Mega Evolve one Pokemon for the best benefits: it will be when I go out for our weekly Raid Hunts; I choose which to evolve on the planned Raids to encounter. For example, with Cresselia’s psychic typing, I can plan outa high-level team or two of Bug types with specifically bug moves, and then upon going out, in addition to activating a bunch of Star Pieces, Mega Evolve the Beedrill; then with that boost, rather or not I include it on the team, and with everyone I get to invite, the Legenary Raids will go very quick. The multi-fruit Flavoured Rare Candies and the Stardust are the greater goals, so we can have the leveled-up best on the app. Just my two bolts for now. In the remaining time for this timeline, all of you who play #PokemonGO, do enjoy yourselves in Raiding out. ⚡⚡⚡

Oh! Just realized that this plan is also effective against Mega Venusaurs as well; grass being weak to bug.}}

{{Social media}}

September 2020 social media posts

2020-09-01T09:10:07Z

Byzantine: how has Chris done 275 million battles without a hitch? Wouldn't that take years?

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[September 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.

==Correcting PoGo noobs==
1 September

''A Twitter user was was complaining about the Pokemon GO mega evolution system, and another Twitter user replied that mega Houndoom was 275 million raids, Chris swiftly stepped in to correct this egregious mistake''

{{quoteboxyellow|That was actually 275 million Battles; not Raids. You can clock that in between the GO Battle League or battling your online friends without a hitch.}}

{{Social media}}

August 2020 social media posts

2020-09-01T09:04:00Z

Byzantine: Wahey! Last post of August!

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[August 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.

==Just call me silvia!==

August 1

Just call me silvia!(@silverangel259):

{{quoteboxgreen|Thank you @CPU_CWCSonichu for the raid help!!! You know I always got your back for future raids! #PokemonGOFest2020 #PokemonGoRaids
 [[File:Aug_1_Twitter_raid.jpeg]] }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, no probs. But, yeah, hit me up for help with #RayquazaRaids; I can definitely do very well as one-third or even one-half of a Trio or Duo in those during this #PokemonGODragonWeek. Invites and Remote Raid Passes are da bomb (it helps if at least one is actually at the gym).}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[[File:Aug_1_Twitter_rayquaza.jpeg]] }}

==Pokemon GO Friend Code==
August 1

{{quoteboxyellow|This person can use some more friends in their #PokemonGO account; please send them a Friend Request.

FC: 3902 7199 7706
 [[File:1_Aug_Twitter_src.jpeg]] }}

==Thunder==

August 1

Thunder(@Mad_HatchHD):

{{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu hey, I've been trying to send a friend request on pokemon go, but your friend list is full.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I still get the requests even if the list is full. What’s your handle on the app?}}

==Gourmet Hotdog Review==

August 7

{{quoteboxyellow|Just tried the veggie dogs from @thefranktruck; a previous Friday, I had their Vienna meat dogs. Good meat, above standard; veggie meat was better (kinda tasted like bologna). I would still recommend their gourmet chili dogs when they come by the #Ruckersville sign every Friday.}}

==100MegaMeh==

August 8

{{quoteboxyellow|Kra-kow! ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:Deoxys1.jpeg|300px]] [[File:Deoxys.jpeg|300px]]

}}

MegaMeh Hundred (@100MegaMeh):

{{quoteboxred|Okay so I live just up the road from you, how are you finding these and I barely got anything. Like your sitting here with a shiny deoxys and I’m here tryin to spawn at the very least an unknown.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|You live in Ruckersville? Anyway, if you did live that close, you would have noticed the van being absent from the Temple’s driveway; Rosey and I went out. Duh. We raid hunted for a while after it turned 4:00 pm. Concentrate on a specific Raid Legendary, a shiny find is likely.}}

==Very Distant alt-timeline==

August 8

the skooma den (@Skooma_broNSFW):

{{quoteboxgreen|finally finished this one for @Redemption4CWC ,corona-chan and the gang are burning down cwcville for the lulz, i also drew @CPU_CWCSonichu as an older girlfriend-free boy 😎

[fan-art]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very Distant alt-timeline and Dimension; not even touching this onr at all. Your drawing is not cool.}}

==Serebii==

August 8

Serebii.net (@SerebiiNet):

{{quoteboxpurple|Serebii Update: The Pokémon GO Magikarp Community Day event is starting to run in the Americas. Runs from 11am to 5pm local time.

Details @ https://serebii.net/pokemongo/communityday/august2020.shtml}}

{{quoteboxyellow|#GoingFishing today. #PokemonGO}}

Marce (@IkarusTalys):

{{quoteboxorange|wear a mask}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[adventure time gif]}}

==A Simple Clarification==

August 9

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, y’all. Simple clarification if a certain new rumor (if you have not heard, do not worry or go looking into it): simple and direct, [[Barb]] and I are safe, well and okay. In the sequence of events, this was timed as a think-ahead moment for this timeline. ⚡⚡⚡

Now, after reading all of that and this, what are you feeling right now? If you feel a good and calm sensation, you will have a lucky and blessed day today. Otherwise, if you feel weirded out, consider yourselves blessed you’re day is remaining neutral after this moment.}}
''This tweet was requested to be made by gatekeepers due to the large response to [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]].''

==Shut up, Jake!==

August 9

Right Eye of GOD (@[[JacobSockness]]):

{{quoteboxorange|I have spells to create Hell Worlds, I have one that will turn the trolls straight and narrow. This Hell is that upon death, God rejects and throws all trolls to C-197 where they are forced to take care of and babysit Chris Chan for all eternity.

It's not a shared hell, it's an individual hell where each troll suffers alone with no escape and they will have the unconTROLLable urge to obey her blindly to the letter.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|As for you Jake: shut up.}}
==Statue from C-197==

August 10

さがら (@sagara7791):

{{quoteboxgreen|伊賀市高尾のソニックが綺麗になった‼️

<nowiki>#</nowiki>伊賀市 #ソニック

[plastic statue of Sonic on a hoverboard]}}

''Japanese for "Sonic in [[Wikipedia:Mount Takao|Takao]], [[Wikipedia:Iga, Mie|Iga City]] has become beautiful!! ️#Iga City #Sonic"''

{{quoteboxyellow|I personally confirm that this statue is indeed an artifact from [[C-197]] that had made its way into this dimension [[2000s|over a decade ago]]. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==Pokémon ==

August 13

[long conversation about Pokémon GO]

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, that sucks; during the #GOFest2020, my gift opening during those two hour slots for the Rare Candies were near limitless, yet I still had only the limited amount of gifts. Still, I ended up with about more than 70 candies that day. It was fun. ⚡⚡⚡}}

Pokémon GO (@PokemonGoApp):

{{quoteboxorange|Exciting news, Trainers! September AND October #PokemonGOCommunityDay will be decided by the community! Here are the candidates.

⭐ Charmander
⭐ Caterpie
⭐ Grimer
⭐ Porygon

More details soon!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|PORYGON! PORYGON! PORYGON!}}

==Chris Replaces an Air Conditioner==

August 16
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, y’all. I’m about to swap the air conditioners. I put on my neckwear/mask as a sweatband, and then covered my forehead; now it’s a 3/4 Doo-Rag. Covered on the front; airing out the back. ⚡⚡⚡ #StayHydrated #glaccewaterbottle 💧💧💧
[[File:ChrisAugust2020.jpg|300px]]
[[File:ChrisAugust2020-2.jpg|300px]]
[[File:ChrisAugust2020-3.jpg|300px]]
}}

Carrie Krueger (@CarrieKrueger17):

{{quoteboxpurple|Window unit?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes}}

{{quoteboxyellow|New AirCon installed! I had thought I was going to recycle and reuse the panels from the previous one; had them wrapped and fully extended with duct tape after removing them, too. But this AirCon’s panels went full-span, so I was good. Not a bad afternoon’s work.

[[File:NewAirCon.jpg|500px]]}}

==Hydration==
17 August

''Chris confirms, once and for all that drinking water is good for food poisoning and dehydration''

An artistic Twitter user:

{{quoteboxpurple|Hi guys I have a fever from food poisoning and dehydrated wheeee}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Drink lots of water, Key.}}

==[[Random access humor]]==
17 August

''In response to some artist's old sketches, one of which has a joke similar, but a lot funnier than the following.''

{{quoteboxyellow|“It’s a cup of dirt. Just put an “F” on that, and let me go home.” “Well, it’s a cup with dirt in it; I call it “Cup of Dirt”.”}}

==Chris prefers Porygon==
18 August

''In what can only be described as the easiest choice possible, Chris chooses Porygon over Weedle, the most [[Sonichu (comic)|unimaginative]] boring Pokemon you could think of.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Porygon}}

==Jacob still going off the rails==
18 August

''In response to a protected Tweet that probably made it so that Chris had to buy a train ticket and come to Jacob's house and suck his [[duck]] in order for the [[merge]] to happen.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Not in this or any timeline, Jake.

Again: shut the hell up. ⚡⚡⚡}}

==Sonichu levels up!==
19 August

{{quoteboxyellow|I finally did it for Mama Chris Chan; #PokemonGOLevel40. I can finally nominate this temple, personally.
Kra-Kow! ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:19_08_20_level_40.jpeg|300px]]}}

==Chris prefers Charmander==
20 August

''A much tougher decision, but in the end, between Grimer and Charmander, Chris chose Charmander

{{quoteboxyellow|Charmander}}

==Chris still prefers Porygon==
22 August

''Between all four: Grimer, Porygon, Caterpie and Charmander, Chris chose Porygon''

{{quoteboxyellow|Porygon}}

==Chris on Sockness hijacking==
22 August

Carrie Krueger (@CarrieKrueger17):

{{quoteboxpurple|I think that drawing is Sockness trying to hijack you.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|He’s never gonna do that. ALOL.}}

==CWCSonichu Temple is nominated==
24 August

{{quoteboxyellow|Our #CWCSonichuTemple is nominated; I share a humble shoutout to my fellow #Level40 players: please rate highly and positively. The tides turn against all haters of this dimension. Thank you all for your kindness. Lots of L💙ve.⚡

<nowiki>#Niantic #PokemonGO #Pokestop #Nianticwayfarer</nowiki>}}

==Chris says Ben is wrong and reprimands Sockness==
26 August

[[Ben Saint]]:
{{quoteboxbrown|C-197's @CPU_CWCSonichu has been slain, in retribution for the devastation brought on by her Soda Rain Holocaust.

But we are not done. New Los Angeles City aka Neo Milwaukee, officially declares WAR on the city of CWCville.

He he he. SLIME.

[Video of comic "pseudo-finale"]}}

Chris rebuts:
{{quoteboxyellow|That is a big Nope. Alpha Timeline, yes, but that was the Sister Dimensions of C-194 and 1214 you’ve accessed. Plus, that Chris Chan teleported and escaped to ensure her timeline’s safety. The Beta timeliners did not last long in the Alpha timeline.

Ours, here, is the Omega.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|And there is no retcon or altering on your end that can ever change things from what I have informed you now, Ben.}}

Saint denies the existence of an omega timeline:
{{quoteboxbrown|Slime and Punishment takes place across C-197, in multiple beta timelines as well as the Alpha timeline. There is no omega timeline.}}

[[Jacob Sockness]] replies to Ben Saint, remarking about Chris's Slime [[TSSSF]] cards:
{{quoteboxgreen|I know there are at least 4 types of timelines. I can't describe them all in a comment though. I'm going to read your thing tomorrow, you seem to have an interesting deck in her cards.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|You’re no sack of fresh potatoes in this timeline either, Sockness. You can do with a shut up and quit putting up as well. See you soon enough.}}

Chris then blocked Sockness.

==Sonichu Z is in production!==
28 August

ObsessioKnight (@ObsessioKnight):
{{quoteboxgreen|still working hard on #SonichuZ, here the big bad has made his way to the laboratory. What are all there people doing here? that's a mystery for later. #cwc #sonichu #animation #scientists

[''Gif of some animation of scientists from the production'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|You mind sharing that animation concept with me, Dude? ⚡⚡⚡}}

{{quoteboxgreen|HOLY CRAP IT'S YOU. And I can promise that it won't be like spazkid's total slaughter on your ideas and concepts. But it IS gonna be a parody. Would you want to voice yourself in it? I can move some stuff around so a rendition of you appears in it.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, that sounds good. I can record my voice for the video.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|FANTASTIC! Thanks a ton and I hope you have a great weekend, I'll let you know when that phase starts.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Send me a DM, and I’ll send you the phone number to text us at.}}

==Advanced Pokemon GO==
31 August

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, y’all. Just a moment to go on-topic with #MegaEvolutions and #PokemonGoRaids: I am also a fan of
@FLWvideos videos on YouTube; very informative in regards to the app, Raids and the Deep Dives of individual Pokémon for future use. I also watched his recent commentary The multi-fruit Flavoured Rare Candies and the Stardust are the greater goals, so we can have the leveled-up best on the app. Just my two bolts for now. In the remaining time for this timeline, all of you who play #PokemonGO, do enjoy yourselves in Raiding out. ⚡⚡⚡

Oh! Just realized that this plan is also effective against Mega Venusaurs as well; grass being weak to bug.}}

{{Social media}}

BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7

2020-08-31T21:41:43Z

Byzantine: Last audio for this series.

'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7''' was a second continuation of the third [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 18 [[February 2009]].

==Summary==

* Julie apologizes for cutting Bob talk early
* Chris returns, Julie is sick of people doubting her country
* Chris says they were looking at a map
* Bob says hello, sounds very friendly, talks about how they were looking at it on a map
* Chris talks about how the map could be wrong
* Bob sounds like a grizzled war hero with the way he says 'USSR'
* Bob says something about gypsies
* Bob talks about country shifts and says that he has been around 81 years and has watched the world change a lot -Bob says it's hard to keep track of countries
* Bob says people don't seem to care where the countries are in the world (TRUE) and that he knows a lot of them - Bob collected stamps in the 1930's; his first stamp was from Romania in 1935
* Bob has been interested in the world since he was ten years old.
* Bob believes in the United Nations while the countryside people do not feel that way
* Bob has tried to educate Christian on such matters but Chris is retarded (long story short)
* Bob is frustrated by other people not caring
* Bob says he's a loner, that he worked for GE as an engineer
* Bob has seen the world, the country
* Bob's favorite eateries are in the Cleveland, Ohio area
* Bob used to visit a Nigerian company in Cleveland's west end
* Bob recounts a Hot Dog stand, his trip there the food he liked there
* Bob has different controls in the area
* Bob worked with Goodrich and Goodyear
* Bob believes he's had an interesting life and he is very world-conscious

[6:45]

* Bob apologizes for not acknowledging Molvanîa
* Bob talks about gymnasts in Eastern Europe
* Bob asks about the black sea, Julie has to cover.
* Bob talks about our schools not teaching geography

[8:30]

* Bob retired 20 years ago and hasn't had a chance to talk to people about stuff he knows =(
* Bob had to show Chris where Australia was
* Bob likes foreign music, and has 15-20,000 music records.
* Bob likes Boogie-Woogie
* The young people aren't interested in what's around them
* Bob wishes Chris was more interested
* Wants Julie to teach Chris something
* Bob's favorite music city is Vienna, Austria
* Bob bashes them communists
* Bob asks about Molvanîan folk music
* Bob likes Tchaikovsky, a composer
* Talks about Soviet Rule
* Bob's best friends are foreigners
* Bob has controls everywhere. He has lots of friend in Australia
* Julie wants a nap
* Bob wants to talk about Julie's folk music
* Chris returns and talks about Barb being asleep and unable to talk to Julie
* Bob says Barb sleeps a lot because they're old

[13:45]

* Bob has nearly died several times, and had a lot of heart problems.
* Attributes his stamina to being Cherokee (I kind of believe him over Chris)
* Chris chimes in and says that Bob said that Chris has kept him alive
* Julie had to take a nap.
* Bob says that Julie can talk to him anytime
* Something about keeping Christian straight ????????
* Goodbyes are exchanged
* Trolls discuss love of Bob vs horrible Chris
* Troll calls this long convo 'Grandpa Trap'
* Trolls loooooooooooooove Bob
* Praise for Julie's SHOTA abilities
* A Rosechu character shows up sounding like Chris, but it's some girl who is learning about Chris
* Approve of Bob's Cherokee
* Thinks Chris takes after Bob
* Bob was happy to talk to Julie

==Audio==

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7
| audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|bluespike_psn_chat_3.7}}
| Stardate = 18 [[February 2009]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Bluespike]]
| saga = {{Julie|text}}
}}

==Transcript==
''(overlapping voices)''

'''Unknown:''' Sorry but, uh, hello.

'''Chris:''' Julie?

'''Unknown:''' HI!

'''Julie:''' Hi, Chris.

''(In the background you can hear the loud 'Hi!' from above. This feedback continues throughout the recording.)''

'''Chris:''' Oh, there you are.

''(sounds of rustling)''

'''Julie:''' I apologize for that. I'm just very fed up with people doubting Molvanîa.

'''Chris:''' Oh. He's looking at a map.

'''Julie:''' 'k.

'''Bob:''' Hang on a second.

''(tap-tap-tap, rustling, silence)''

'''Chris:''' Eh go ahead, say something, Julie.

'''Julie:''' Oh, that sounds a lot better.

'''Chris:''' Ah, there you go. Alright, here's my dad.

'''Julie (enthusiastically):''' Hello!

'''Bob (enthusiastically)''': Hello!

'''Chris:''' That's Julie Molbania. She came all the way from Molvanîa.

'''Bob:''' Molvanîa, we were just looking at it on the map. It's, uh, ah...

'''Chris (cutting in):''' ''(Indistinct)'' For your information I looked at the map with you and, uh, you know, the Czechoslovakian Republic looked like the outline of the Molvanîan map I saw on the Internet, but I could be wrong.

'''Bob:''' Anyway, next to, uh, [long string of consonant sounds, I think he's saying 'It looks like it was a part of the'] former [[CWCville|Soviet Union. USSR]].

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' (Unintelligible, sounds like 'he makes less money?')

'''Bob:''' It's gypsy country! You got gypsy violins there?

'''Julie:''' Hmm. Oh yeah, I see. 'Cause the thing is, I quit a while ago, Chris, because i-i-it I don't know why, people doubt Molvanîa so much. It's...

'''Chris:''' I was listening on my earpiece, dad.

'''Bob (matter-of-factly)''': I see.

'''Chris:''' Just to let you know.

'''Bob:''' Well. All the countries keep changing. Like I keep telling Chris, I've been around for 81 years and I've seen this world change a lot and it's hard to keep track of which countries are what countries any more or what they were earlier.

'''Julie:''' Yes, I underst-

'''Bob:''' Also a lot of people, very few people, really, seem to care what, uh, uh, where the countries of the world are, they don't even know. I happened to know a lot of 'em 'cause I collected stamps back in the 1930s.

'''Julie:''' Ah, that's interesting.

'''Bob:''' And, uh, I got my first stamp. First foreign stamp was a stamp from Romania and it shows the former child-king of Romania riding on a white horse and I guess that was 1935, 36, somewhere in there, so I...I've still got that stamp, as a matter of fact.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Bob:''' But very few people really, particullary in this country, really understand the makeup of the world. I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And I've tried to train Christian in being conscious of the world, but it's awful hard for him to understand because he knows about [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] and he knows about our little county here in [[Wikipedia:Greene County, Virginia|Greene County]]. And he knows about places that are 50, 100 miles away, but he doesn't really comprehend a thing. Countries or cities or anything that's really farther away. Like I don't think he really comprehends Europe or Asia or anywhere like that and, uh, I think it hard that...most people [don't?] think about that or comprehend that. I'm kind of a loner, and I worked for General Electric while I was working as an engineer and I traveled all over the world and all over the country, which is fortunate because Christian was telling me you're up in the [[Ohio trip|Cleveland area]] and some of my favorite eating spots are in the Cleveland area.

'''Julie:''' Ah, that's interesting.

'''Bob:''' In fact, uh, I used to go visit an engineering company called Western Engineering over in the...uh...west end of Cleveland and, uh, around the corner from Western Engineering was a little spaghetti place and hot dog place and we used to get hot dogs and beans and hot dogs and sauerkraut there every day for lunch when I went up there. And so, and out at the airport, when I used to fly into the airport I used to get there at 10 or 12 o'clock at night. I used to go to the motel there and in the motel at the airport they had a little restaurant that had the best split-pea soup you've ever seen in your life. I spent a lot of time in Cleveland and, ah, I got a lot of controls around there.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Bob:''' Automation of different types of industries. Like I worked a lot with Goodrich and Goodyear down in [[Wikipedia:Akron, Ohio|Akron]] and at [[Wikipedia:Kent, Ohio|Kent]], down in [[Wikipedia:Kent State University|Kent University]]. I have a whole bunch of controls for GE down in a little town called [[Wikipedia:Ravenna, Ohio|Ravenna]].

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Bob:''' Now you may have heard of Ravenna

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I have.

'''Bob:''' Because they have a big German population, I guess, in Ravenna. And, uh, I've got a whole bunch of controls there, too. It was an int-interesting life I had. ['''Ed.'s Note:''' Bob's voice here has a sad tone. Your life ''is'' interesting, Bob.] I'm still, I'm still much more world conscious than, uh, I think most of the people in this country, anyway. At least, I think so. Most people you ask them where a country is and they could say 'Is that on this planet?'

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Bob:''' They don't even know about it. At least I know about most of 'em. Some of 'em change. Christian got all upset because I didn't know where your country is.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Bob:''' But then I guess your country was part of the Soviet Union at one time, wasn't it?

'''Julie:''' Yes it was, yes.

'''Bob:''' So (garbled) all those states I've always wondered, I know there was 14 or 15 different states that comprised the USSR and I always wondered when they broke up back, what, 10, 12, 15 years ago, how many of those states became independent, independent countries. 'Cause I know that Ukraine was one of 'em and I know Belarus was one of them.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Bob:''' And because that's where all the famous gymnasts come from.

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Bob:''' But, uh, I haven't heard of yours.

'''Julie:''' Uh...

'''Bob:''' Your country, but it's sandwiched in there between Romania and Bulgaria, I guess and, uh, do you have an outlet to the Black Sea there?

'''Julie:''' (garbled, sounds like 'Huh?' or 'Yeah.')

'''Bob:''' I was looking at the Black Sea area on the map, and I don't think that your country actually--you don't have an outlet to the Black Sea, I guess.

'''Julie:''' Uh. Um. (pregnant pause) I dunno. (long garbled section, something about schools teaching cooking, I think?)

'''Bob:''' Yeah, that's the way the schools are here. They don't teach ya about all these other places. 'These are the other countries,' and things like that. I think I'm kinda unusual.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You won't find many people like me around 'cause I'm a firm believer in the United Nations and, uh, I always have been and I collect the United Nations stamps also. I'm-I'm, uh, since I've retired which has been after 20 years, I guess, I really haven't had much contact with people so long to get to talk about this much. I've tried to teach Christian and whether he's got any comprehension of the world or not, uh, I dunno. He had a tough time with Australia a few months back before he finally got it through his head where Australia was. But I-I love the foreign countries and foreign music 'cause I love music, and I've got maybe 15 to 20,000 long play records of classical music and, uh, some are classical music, jazz and blu-

''(recording stops)''

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BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5

2020-08-31T21:38:45Z

Byzantine: Audio n' that

'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5''' was a continuation of the third [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 18 [[February 2009]].

This chat is notable because of Chris's stunning lack of geographical knowledge, his blatant [[racism]] and for talking about his father.

==Summary==

* Chris wants to know if Julie saw ''Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist'', a romantic comedy.
* Chris reads the plot summary from the box. He wants that to be their first movie together.
* Some audio troubles.
* Chat moves into impersonations. Chris impersonates various Simpsons characters.
* Uncle Ruckus is Julie's favorite impersonation, so Chris does an impersonation as well as singing '[[Don't_Trust_Any_Homos_Over_There|Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There]]'.
* Chris is old fashioned and wouldn't date a black chick, but he definitely would fuck her.
* He doesn't mind Chinese people but likes Japanese people. Does terrible accents for them both... which are identical. He even admits as much but claims it doesn't matter since they basically speak the same.
* Julie is mad that Bob doesn't like Molvania, Chris says it's because he can't find it on a map. Bob has been to Korea (in Europe) during the Korean war in the Signal Corps.
* Julie wants a Jewish impersonation. Chris imitates Mort from Family Guy.
* Julie realizes that Korea isn't in Europe. Chris claims it's on the "west" coast of where-ever it is, then retracts that and says "east" instead.
* Julie wants to know why Bob is sour. Chris says he is old but Bob can be pleasant.
* Bob was fixing a CD player, looking for a power cord in their landfill of a house.
* Bob worked at GE, has designs in Cleveland and Riveroma.
* Chris says Riveroma sounds like a river and "hopes the river is wide enough", as per the song. He then claims he made this line up.
* Julie wants to know about Indians, but can't decide if she means Indians from India or Native Americans.

==Audio==

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5
| audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|bluespike_psn_chat_3.5}}
| Stardate = 18 [[February 2009]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Bluespike]]
| saga = {{Julie|text}}
}}

==Transcript==

====''Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist'' (00:00:00)====

[''We join Julie and Chris in medias res, carrying on their previous discussion.'']

'''Julie:''' Do you accept that though?

'''Chris:''' I accept that.

'''Julie:''' Thank you Chris, that means a lot.

'''Chris:''' 'kay.

'''Julie:''' So is there anything you want to talk about?

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' I dunno, uuuuhm... [''pause'']

'''Basement Rosechu:''' [''faint, in the background''] Opera!

'''Chris:''' H-Have you uh... [''pause'']

'''Julie:''' What?

'''Chris:''' Have you seen ''[[wikipedia:Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist|Nick & Norah]]''?

'''Julie:''' ''Nick & Norah''?

'''Chris:''' I- ''Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist''.

'''Julie:''' No, I haven't seen it yet.

'''Chris:''' It's a fun movie.

[''Chris and Julie talk over each other'']

'''Julie:''' Oh. What's it about?

'''Chris:''' I just watched it- I rented it.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's basically a romantic comedy.

'''Julie:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Uhhh... Nick and Norah met at... uhh at a concert-type thing. And it's like they first meet as strangers, and then she- and then she finds out that he's the guy that uh, did the uh, mint CD's for... his ex. And that uh you know, her f- his ex uh, threw it in a garbage can and uh, Norah's been taking them and copying them to her iPod.

'''Julie:''' Ahh, a'right.

'''Chris:''' E-anyway, it's a fun romantic comedy.

'''Julie:''' It sound pretty good.

'''Chris:''' I'd like- uhh, if you want, that can be the first movie we share together. I can re-rent it.

'''Julie:''' Sure I would enjoy that.

'''Chris:''' A'right. Actually uh, lemme uh- uh- I'll read you the description from the back of the box here.

'''Julie:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Says here: After a chance encounterrrrr... Nick and Norah embark on a journey to New York in the rock scene on a quest to find the secret show of a legendary band and wind up finding each other. [''pause''] Stars uh, [[wikipedia:Michael Cera|Michelle Sarah]] and Kat Dennings.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' There's the cover.

'''Julie:''' Oh. Cool.

'''Chris:''' That heart is in uh- is a pair of earphones.

[''audio returns to being quiet'']

'''Julie:''' I see, yeah.

[''faint sound of mouse clicking'']

'''Chris:''' [''Due to Chris's mumbling and low audio volume his precise words are inaudible, but the general gist is that he is describing the cover of the movie.''] -you can see on- on the cover here. I have a mini poster of that movie.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

[''pause, more mouse clicks'']

====Impressions (00:02:38)====

[''audio returns to normal'']

'''Julie:''' Oh. Oh. Yes..

'''Chris:''' Yeeees. [''Chris is doing a poor Mr Burns impression'']

'''Julie:''' [[wikipedia:Ned_Flanders|Indeedily, deedily, daddily, do]]?

'''Chris:''' [[wikipedia:Montgomery_Burns|Eeexcellent]].

'''Julie:''' Hah!

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' I gotta little thing- Mr Burns there.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Eeexcellent.

[[Image:MargePoster.jpg|thumb|The picture of a married woman Chris is pretending to be (and faps to).]]

'''Julie:''' Oh- can you do your impersonation of [[wikipedia:Homer_Simpson|Homer]]?

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] [''inaudible; very poor Homer impersonation''] -but it's okay! Doh doh doh doh!

'''Julie:''' [''pause''] Crap. Good impression!

'''Chris:''' [''high pitched screeching''] Oooh, look at me, I'm [[The_Simpsons#Marge_Poster|Marge]], I'm Homer's wife.

'''Julie:''' Huh. That's a great impression.

'''Chris:''' [''horrific sucking noise, as though Chris was enjoying a nice, healthy, 100% all meat [[pickle]]'']

'''Julie:''' Heh.

'''Chris:''' That's Maggie.

'''Julie:''' Chris, can you guess what my favorite impression is?

'''Chris:''' Uhh- [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck]]?

'''Julie:''' That's a good one but... that's not my favorite!

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' [[wikipedia:Uncle Ruckus|Uncle Ruckus]]?

'''Julie:''' A-hah! That's the one.

'''Chris:''' [''Chris does a poor Uncle Ruckus impression''] [''inaudible'']- them God-damn [[Don't_Trust_Any_Homos_Over_There|new niggers over dere]] [sic]. Now just singing a song I just made up and you sing along if you know the words. But then again how can you know the words to this song I just made up, I haven't told them to you before.

'''Julie:''' Heh. Can you sing the song later p-please?

'''Chris:''' [''horrific, off-key warbling''] Don't trust dem new niggaaas over dere! Don't trust dem new niggaaas over dere! Nooo nooo no no no no no no way no no not dem new niggas over dere!

====[[Niggos]] (00:04:50)====

[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|Chris will definitely sleep with them.]]
'''Julie:''' Mmm! Oh, that's really good. Can I ask you a serious question though?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' What-What do you think about black people?

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] In general a black- black people are okay and [[Surfshack Tito|they are respectable]].

'''Julie:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' [[Chris_Drops_the_N-Bomb|I have nothing against black people personally]].

'''Julie:''' Ahh.

'''Chris:''' And uh-

[''Julie cuts into Chris'']

'''Julie:''' Oh, sorry.

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry.

'''Julie:''' No, you go.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Yeah well, it-it does- when it comes to the women, I-I'm... I am willing to be [[friend zone|friends]] with them, and [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|I'll sleep with them]], just like uh any [[Silvana|other woman]], but I would not want to date a black woman.

'''Julie:''' Why not?

'''Chris:''' Mm- just called me old fashioned, the way I was bought up.

'''Julie:''' Oh, a'right. Well what about um... what about Chinese?

'''Chris:''' I don't mind [[Mao|Chinese people]].

'''Julie:''' Ahh.

'''Chris:''' They're okay.

'''Julie:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like [''Chris does a very poor Japanese accent''] [[anime|Japanese]] people too.

'''Julie:''' Mmm hmm, yeah.

'''Chris:''' [''Chris does a very offensive Chinese accent''] Look at me, I'm Chinese! Look at me, I'm Chinese!

'''Julie:''' Hah. Hah hah! [''audio cut''] -Japanese.

'''Chris:''' [''normal voice''] What?

'''Julie:''' Wait was that Japanese or Chinese?

'''Chris:''' [''offensive accent returns''] Yeah well no matter-ie they all speak-ie funny.

====Geography, Father Talk (00:05:55)====

'''Julie:''' Hah. Phh- bwhwa. Ah. [''suddenly serious''] Chris, do you think we could talk about your [[Bob|father]] for a bit?

'''Chris:''' Sure.

'''Julie:''' Yeah. Like, why doesn't he believe Molvanîa? It makes me really mad!

'''Chris:''' I guess just because he can't find it on the map.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' ... for one thing. And he's traveled to uh, U- Europe at least, he's been to uh- I think it was North Korea... during the Korean war- he-[''Windows beeping''] he was in the signal corps.

'''Julie:''' Mmm.

'''Chris:''' Worked on the uh, technish-technical stuff and all that.

'''Julie:''' Mmm. Well I just thought of something- what about um-

'''Chris:''' [''soft''] What was your thought?

'''Julie:''' -do you think you could do a [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]] impersonation? I'm sorry, but could you?

'''Chris:''' Jewish impersonation...?

'''Julie:''' Yeah you know, a-an impersonation of a Jewish person.

'''Chris:''' I don't know, I guess I could uh- I guess I could imitate [[wikipedia:List_of_characters_in_Family_Guy#The_Goldmans|Mort]].

'''Julie:''' Sure!

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] [''nasally, neigh inaudible rasping, feeble attempt to imitate Mort''] [[wikipedia:Peter_Griffin|Peter]]- Peter I need to know where the bathroom is because I took an uh, dead thumb in the uh, break-van and I really gotta go [[dirty, crapped briefs|poop]].

[''Transcriber's note: Seriously, I've been over and over this, I have absolutely no idea what Chris is babbling about in the quote above since the audio quality is horrible and the terrible, offensive accent makes it almost impossible to make out. I am GUESSING that he is basing this quote on the opening scene of [[wikipedia:Road_to_Germany|Family Guy's Road to Germany]], where Mort says to Peter: "Peter! May I use your restroom? I took a laxative and a stool hardener, and urhg. They're fighting it out in there...!"'']

[[Image:Europe.png|thumb|Strange, Bob was actually serving quite near to Molvanîa.]]

'''Julie:''' Huh. Wait, I just realized- Korea isn't in Europe.

[''Windows beeping'']

'''Chris:''' [[honor roll|It isn't?]]

'''Julie:''' No, it's... it's not.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, maybe I'm mistaken then, but I know it's on the uhh... west coast of that... area there.

'''Julie:''' Ahh.

'''Chris:''' Oh no wait- not west, east.

'''Julie:''' Yeah. Hmm.

'''Chris:''' I got- I got the left and the right mixed up.

'''Julie:''' Well it's a'right.

'''Chris:''' You know that's funny sometimes how people can get their left and their right mixed up?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. [''pause''] Wait, that's Asia. Not in Europe.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Hmm... yeah. Asia.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' That's right.

'''Julie:''' Uh huh.

====Back to Bob. (00:07:55)====

[''pause'']

'''Julie:''' So.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Right, so we talk about B- we talk about my father.

'''Julie:''' Yeah. It's like, why is he- I-I really don't wanna be rude- but why is he so sour and everything?

'''Chris:''' Why is he so sour?

'''Julie:''' Yeah, why is he so [''beep''] sour about everything?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, just because he's old.

'''Julie:''' So he finds more ways to argue... wait, what's the expression you used?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, he- he starts more arguments than there are flies at a garbage dump.

'''Julie:''' Yeah, you're right.

'''Chris:''' But you know uh, when he's not- when he's not picking out an argument he can be a pretty pleasant conversationalist.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' He could be a [[Tour of Chris's House|tour guide]].

'''Julie:''' What was he doing anyway, uh- fixing a CD player?

'''Chris:''' Uh yeah he's got uh, one of the battery operated CD players we had laying around and uh... he was t- he was testing... that.

'''Julie:''' Ahh.

'''Chris:''' He asked me if I knew- if I uh knew where he could find the power cord to it, but I haven't... seen it- seen one in there.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. So that's- yeah. I did tell you he worked at General Electric, designed the controls for the plastic molding machine.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah apparently uh, he had some designs over in the- over in the uh- o-over in [''Skype noise''] -Cleveland or a nearby city, [''inaudible''] I think it was?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Riveroma?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Sounds like river.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [[wikipedia:Ain't_No_Mountain_High_Enough|I hope it's wide enough.]]

'''Julie:''' Yeah. Me too.

'''Chris:''' I just made that up.

'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, what do you think about Indians?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, are you talking about uh, Native Americans or people from India?

'''Julie:''' Uhm... Native Americans. No wait- yeah, actually.

[''tape runs out'']

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BlueSpike PSN Chat 3

2020-08-31T21:18:06Z

Byzantine: Added audio file

{{Honest}}
[[File:BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.jpg|thumb|300px|As always, our talented team of illustrators is happy to provide visual representation.]]
'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 3''' was the third [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 18 [[February 2009]].

Throughout the conversation, "Julie" pumps Chris for details of his sexual history and he [[Honest Content|spills more than any sane person would want to hear]]. The chat covers his early experiences with pornography and [[Mass debating|masturbation]], his experimentation with [[sex toys]], the acquisition of his first blow-up doll, and other disturbing subjects.

Perhaps the worst of all is the revelation that Chris discusses his masturbation habits in detail with his mother. No, there's nothing Oedipal going on here at all.

Surprisingly, this chat sees Chris using the word "[[naïve]]" correctly and in context.

==Summary==
Some of this chat is more intriguing than disgusting. Chris talks about the "random thoughts" that inspire his fear of becoming a [[homo]], such as mental images of a penis and voices telling him that "Christian is gay." He claims to have a "philopathic memory," whatever that's supposed to mean.

Most of it, though, is just really disgusting. After Julie asks for his "entire sexual history," Chris discusses his early attempts at masturbation, his collection of pornography, and his chats with his mother about his jacking-off schedule. Some of what he mentions is rehashed from his [[IRC (27 December 2008)|27 December]] chat with [[PandaHalo]] — the story about his first encounter with porn on cable television, for instance — but as is typical of his conversations with Julie, there's a good deal more gory detail here.

The same is true of the sections where Chris discusses his sex toy experiences. Chris bought his first blow-up doll in person at Spencer's (showing either some impressive gumption or an impressive lack of shame) and later switched to buying online from [[Adam & Eve]]. Here we learn about the ugly fate of his anal beads and dildo, both of which wound up in the trash after their encounters with the business end of Chris's digestive tract.

Later, Chris and Julie mercifully turn to more mundane topics. Chris talks about the sources of his credit-card debt, which added up to around $2,000 at this point. Some of it was apparently just bad luck, like a flat tire on [[Son-Chu]], but most of it came from his flood of [[PlayStation Network]] downloads and other impulse purchases. In a flash-forward to the [[Kacey]] saga, Julie tries to convince Chris to exercise more. Chris, of course, merely promises to do a bit more standing up.

At the end of the chat, Chris makes a fateful mistake and gives Julie his PSN account password. He would eventually come to [[Julie Reveals Herself|regret this]].

==Audio==

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = BlueSpike PSN Chat 3
| audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|bluespike_psn_chat_3}}
| Stardate = 18 [[February 2009]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Bluespike]]
| saga = {{Julie|text}}
}}

==Transcript==
[''Chris and BlueSpike/Julie are chatting. BlueSpike is not making any effort to disguise his voice, but Chris is oblivious.'']

'''Julie:''' Tell me about the random thoughts you've been having, please.
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Just basically told 'em, the ones, that, uh, try to trick, the ones that might, that turn me off because they were...they were gay, like I would get, like randomly an image of a [[Pickle|penis]] in my head.
 '''Julie:''' Aww, can you describe more to me, please? I wasn't there to listen.
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Okay, well sometimes, I mean, I'm not sure whether it's [[Duck|mine]] or not, it's just like a random...penis, like, uh, you know, because it could have been mine or it could have been one I saw in, like one of the porno vid-, one of the porno movies I've seen. And uh, anyway aside from that, I also, uh, get random audio and word thoughts in my, between my audio and my philopathic[sic] memory, where, uh, it's like, you know, other people saying, "CHRISTIAN IS GAY."
 '''Julie:''' What do they say?
 '''Chris:''' "Christian is gay."
 '''Julie:''' Do you really think you're gay?
 '''Chris:''' [''defensive''] No, I do not. [[I am STRAIGHT|I'm straight!]]
 '''Julie:''' Then you are straight. Just tell me more about these thoughts, please.
 '''Chris:''' Well, that's just basically it, the, uh...between the audio and uh, between audio accusations, from others, and the text accusations, and the information on the [[ED]] page, and the uh, slanderous lyings, and the excuses...
 '''Julie:''' Uh, Chris, can I ask you something else?
 '''Chris:''' ...yeah, anyway, they all just pop up randomly, yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Because I was able to listen in to the Skype conversation between you and [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]]. Um, could you tell me, why did you buy the dolls and the beads and the...everything?
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Ok, well, I bought the love dolls for my practice for when I actually do it with a real woman.
 '''Julie:''' Alright.
 '''Chris:''' And the, and the anal beads was one free gift. That came with one of the dolls. Cause, you know, adamandeve.com, they give you like a free gift or a free DVD. With uh, with uh, every, with uh every order over over 15, 20 dollars.
 '''Julie:''' Chris...
 '''Chris:''' And uh, and the dildo was another free gift.
 '''Julie:''' You can tell me the truth.
 '''Chris:''' I am telling you the truth.
 '''Julie:''' Did you ever use any of those things? It's okay if you did. I just really, I want you to be able to come clean to me. Please.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, I'll tell you in confidentiality. I put a [[Chris_and_sex#Contraceptives|condom]] on the dildo and actually did put it up my, uh, a-hole. Uh...and uh, in my humble opinion, it just did not feel right to me. And uh, the anal beads, I just put 'em in there and they were, it's like... in. Not so stiff. So it was just that one time, then they got [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|covered in poo]], and I just, I put them in the trash can.
 '''Julie:''' [''almost cracks up laughing''] I'm sorry.
 '''Chris:''' That's ok. And that's about it there.
 '''Julie:''' Wait, did you tell me about the beads?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I put 'em up my, uh, a-hole the one time and uh, uh, didn't really know how they work, so, uh, and you know, uh, just like you know, I was, like, winging it, and it uh, still didn't, it didn't really turn me on or anything, so I pulled 'em back, pulled 'em out with the string and the beads were covered in poo, so I just put 'em in the trash can and forget about 'em.
 '''Julie:''' Chris...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you for telling, thank you for telling me this. I'm happy that you're able to share these secrets with me. I mean that as in I'm happy that we have a trusting relationship between you and I.
 '''Chris:''' Can you see me smile? Because I'm smiling.
 '''Julie:''' I can see you smile. I truly love you, Chris.
 '''Chris:''' I love you too, Julie.
 '''Julie:''' So is there anything else you wanna talk about?
 '''Chris:''' [''long pause''] I want to, I'd like you here as soon as possible, and I'd like to...hug you.
 '''Julie:''' I would like to hug you too, but... [''sigh''] Can I share with you a secret of mine?
 '''Chris:''' Julie did you hear that?
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Yes I did, and can I share with you a secret of mine?
 '''Chris:''' Yes, I'm listening.
 '''Julie:''' Once, in school, I mass...debated.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. That's no surprise. Uh, what'd you masturbate over?
 '''Julie:''' Not really over anything. I just went into one of the stalls and, y'know...
 '''Chris:''' Ah. You just felt horny.
 '''Julie:''' Yes. Something...
 '''Chris:''' That's okay. And I, and I respect you for tellin' me that, for sharing that with me.
 '''Julie:''' Have you ever done something like that?
 '''Chris:''' Masturbate in the bathroom...stall? No, I've never done, I've never masturbated in a public place, mostly it's been confined in my bedroom, and at least from there I've found like, you know, a good place to masturbate is while sitting on the front edge of the bathroom sink. It's like, uh, you get your feet off the ground, off the floor, and, and uh, it's like, you're in air and it just feels good.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Chris, I know this may be hard for you but I want you to tell me your entire sexual history.
 '''Chris:''' Sure, I'll give it to you from the best of my recollections... Um, I was...I think it started about sometime when, while I was 16 or 17. Uh, this is when my family and I were still living in Simpson County, and I was, uh, it was uh, let me see... I believe it would be my, uh, sophomore or junior year of while I was, while I was in high school. Anyway, basically one night I was just channel surfing and I figured out the, the code that was blockin' out the channels like HBO and Cinemax that we had at the time there. And I just tuned in, I just tuned in and I found the first porno movie I ever watched. Called "I Like to Play Games... Too." And, uh, basically I tuned into the part where, there were, where the guy and the woman was having sex in the pool. The swimming pool.
 '''Julie:''' Okay. Continue.
 '''Chris:''' And uh, it was at that point I first learned about, first learned about, uh, [[Semen|stuff]] that would ooze out of my, uh...penis. Mmm... I think I'll say "duck" from this point on, but anyway, the stuff that oozed out of my duck, after seeing those things, and uh, it's like uh, I learned from watching the pornos, like, you know, learning from it, were, uh, threesomes, and [''drowned out by fading volume and background noise''] I dunno, I was more [[naive]] about dating back then anyway, I wasn't into dating as much back then as I am now, because I was naive about dating and all that. And...mmm. Anyway. Anyway, anyway since then I, uh, just began lying face-down naked on my bed with a washcloth, uh...uh, in front of my uh...duck. And uh...and the, and the stuff would just uh, the stuff would just come out. I figured, I figured this was like, uh, this was like only precum. The, uh, clear stuff that comes out before the white. So anyway, so anyway, over the years I over the years I, uh, just been watching more softcore porn. Until after I turned 18 I, uh, after I, after I turned 18, after we moved back to Ruckersville, after I graduated from Manchester High, and I, uh, found, I finally got into the Playboy magazines, and I found porno...DVDs, I'm not sure which one was my first one, but I had a bunch of softcore recorded onto VHS. And uh, over those, over the years. And I think, I think it was, like, the first time I actually, uh, figured out the masturbation part where it's like you know, I'm rubbing, rubbin' my duck, instead of just me, instead of just lying face down with a washcloth in front of my duck on the, on the place, like, like on my mattress, I wanted to wash my duck. Make a sandwich there. Like that. But yeah. Anyway, it was, it wasn't until, until I was like 17 when I first figured out about, uh, actually masturbating and rubbing it up and down.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' And aside from that, aside from that I am definitely still a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]], and, uh, you know, over the course, over the course of time I did confide in my [[Barb|mother]] and tell her, and tell her about, uh, my, uh, masturbation history there. [''BlueSpike suppresses a laugh.''] And uh, about how often, and that sort of thing.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' I mean, my mom is more open-minded about the subject, but my father is, because he's much older, and uh, possibly more strict, more close-minded on the subject.
 '''Julie:''' Ahh. Alright.
 '''Chris:''' Talking about it...[''unintelligible, lots of background noise''] Anyway, I did, I did not realize that I really needed to be dating until after I turned 21. It was like I turned 21 and then I'm like, "Oh my God I need to be out, I need to be with a better woman to become my sweetheart!" And that's when the [[Love Quest|sweetheart search]] started.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' [''long pause''] And then eventually I found adamandeve.com. After I got that, yeah, it was like after I turned 21 I, uh, bought my first female love doll at Spencer's, and then I learned about adamandeve.com and I could order them off of the, uh, internet.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' And then, I think it was after that I got my first porno D-, my first hardcore porno DVD.
 '''Julie:''' Mmm-hmm.
 '''Chris:''' I forget which one it was, though. I mean, I like have, I have it up in a box. Usually it's like, and I got a message on my Wii.
 '''Julie:''' Huh, alright.
 '''Chris:''' I have to switch the input and take a look. It could be from Sarah May. Cuss she and I exchanged our Wii numbers.
 '''Julie:''' Hey Chris, do you have Mario Kart Wii?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, you do have a Wii?
 '''Julie:''' I was able to get one actually.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, hang on. Let me check the message and then I'll, I'll register your Wii number. [''BlueSpike interrupts''] ... look it up
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, but do you have Mario Kart Wii?
 '''Chris:''' No.
 '''Julie:''' Why not? It's an awesome game.
 '''Chris:''' I know it is, I just haven't gotten it yet.
 '''Julie:''' Well what games do you have?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I, I will make it a point to get a copy of Mario Kart Wii.
 '''Julie:''' What games do you have?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, hang on, is that, this, this actually came from Adam. [''unintelligible'']
 '''Chris:''' Oh, he uh, he's just commenting on the video I posted, saying the [''unintelligible''].
 '''Julie:''' So Chris, do you have No More Heroes?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, No More Heroes? No. [''unintelligible, both speak at once'']
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well, I'm looking at my collection right now, I have like, I have like a lot of Gamecube titles but I have Animal Crossing: City Folk and some Wii titles here, Wii Hospital Training, uh, Pokemon: Battle Revolution, Mario... Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games, Sonic and the Secret Rings, Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity, uh, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Smash Brothers Brawl, and, uh, Wii Play, Wii Sports, uh, Wii Music, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Nights: Journey of, Journey of Dreams, [''unintelligible''] and Soul Calibur: Legends.
 '''Julie:''' [''likely muted''] BRB, face-palming. [''to Chris''] Oh, cool.
 '''Chris:''' And I have downloaded, I have downloaded a bunch of virtual console and Wiiware titles.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, cool. Do you think you can send me some things some time?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, fortunately, after, after we've exchanged, uh... our Wii numbers I can gift you the... gift you games.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Anyway, among my collection I have Super Metroid, Paper Mario, Kirby's Adventure, Alien Soldier, Sin and Punishment, Wrecking Crew, [''unintelligible, something Adventure''], Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Puzzle League, My Pokemon Ranch, Sonic The Hedgehog and Sonic 2 and Sonic Chaos for the master system, Family Table Tennis, World of Goo, Space Invaders Get Even, Sudoku Challenge, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Tetris Party, Solomon's Key, Milon's Secret Castle, Mystical Ninja, Waterboy, and Doctor Mario Online.
 '''Julie:''' Huh, cool.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but in order for me to gift you the items I would definitely have to spend Wii points before I would do that.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Hey Chris, that brings up, that reminds me of something else we need to talk about.
 '''Chris:''' Uh huh.
 '''Julie:''' Do you think we could talk about your credit card debt? I mean, I heard it was like $2000. How did, how did you get that?
 '''Chris:''' [''Sighs twice''] Well my PlayStation 3 contributed to that for one thing, and then my impulses...[''unintelligible''] added to the rest. And then there was this one time, I, uh, needed a new tire for my car, after I, after it got flat and I had to ride to Sears to get a new tire. And uh, and some other things, yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Huh. So is there anything else you want to tell me about?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, basically anything you want to know you ask me and I'll, uh, tell ya.
 '''Julie:''' Really? You trust me enough?
 '''Chris:''' I trust you.
 '''Julie:''' Promise you won't get mad?
 '''Chris:''' I promise I will not get mad.
 '''Julie:''' Do you think maybe you could do something about your weight?
 '''Chris:''' [''Sighs''] Yeah, I can exercise more.
 '''Julie:''' Cuss, cuss I don't mean to be rude, but standing up while playing guitar hero, that's not exercise.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, actually it is, cuss, uh
 '''Julie:''' Chris I'm sorry, but standing up is not exercise, I'm sorry Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, uh, I'll work out more. I'll do more physical activity.
 '''Julie:''' Really?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you.
 '''Julie:''' So, is there anything, anything at all you want to tell me, anything I haven't asked I want you to tell me?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, um, not off the top of my head, but I'll think about that and anything I come up with I will definitely confide unto you.
 '''Julie:''' Well, okay.
 '''Julie:''' Hey Chris, can I ask, what games do you have for computer, do you have any?
 '''Chris:''' Um, I'm not really into computer games now a days, I mean I was more into that back in the, uh, the high school days. But now a days I just mostly play console games. Uh, not really into playing games for the PC.
 '''Julie:''' Hm.
 '''Chris:''' But I have some, I just don't know which ones.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Can I ask you a question Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' If I ever got a 360 would you get one so you could play with me?
 '''Chris:''' Ummmm, uhhhh, not right away. If I wanted to get myself a 360 it would be like a month before I could afford one.
 '''Julie:''' Really, hm. Yeah I guess.
 '''Chris:''' But, you know, we'd be together soon.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, well Chris, remember I told you about it in my letter.
 '''Chris:''' I know. So that's why I'm talking about the details right now.
 '''Julie:''' Cuss Chris, once my letter gets there you'll understand what I'm talking about.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Ahhhh, yup.
 '''Chris:''' Yup.
 '''Julie:''' Yup.
 '''Chris:''' Yup.
 '''Julie:''' Yup.
 '''Chris:''' Ummm hmmm.
 '''Julie:''' Uhh huh.
 '''Chris:''' [''laughs''] I was imitating Hank Hill there.
 '''Chris:''' And then Dale, yup.
 '''Julie:''' Yup.
 '''Chris:''' Boomhower, mmm hmm.
 '''Julie:''' So, was there anything you want to talk about?
 '''Chris:''' I'm thinking, uhhh. [''long pause''] We could talk about you.
 '''Julie:''' I don't really like to talk about myself.
 '''Chris:''' I understand. At least over the internet, right?
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' But you'll be, you'll be more willing to me about yourself in person, won't you?
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' All right.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, yeah, you tell me you're a cook, you're a good cook and that you're studying to be a doctor.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Do you like being a doctor better than being a cook?
 '''Julie:''' Um, I'm not really sure.
 '''Chris:''' I see.
 '''Chris:''' Cuss I'm just saying if you can't get a job being a doctor, then you might consider getting a job at a restaurant, a job at a restaurant working as a cook.
 '''Julie:''' Well cuss Chris the thing is they're both fun. Cooking and being a doctor.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well that's cool.
 '''Chris:''' Well, what part of being a doctor fascinates you.
 '''Julie:''' I'm not really sure, I just like the idea of being able to help people live longer.
 '''Chris:''' Ahh, that's good.
 '''Chris:''' You know one thing I learned?
 '''Julie:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Couples live longer than singles.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' So you, so we get together, you'll be helping me live longer. And I would be helping you live longer.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Chris?
 '''Chris:''' That turn you on a little bit?
 '''Julie:''' Kind of, yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah?
 '''Julie:''' It's like spring fever, you know, and how the PSN is gonna get a lot of new things, right?
 '''Chris:''' You talking about the PSN and the, uh, spring fever thing?
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Do you think...
 '''Chris:''' And the, and the... and the games flower.
 '''Julie:''' Do you think maybe, for a while, we could just, you could just let me share your account for a while? Please?
 '''Chris:''' All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna trust you with the main password on my account.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, so you get a pen and, uh, paper?
 '''Julie:''' Hold on, let me get one. I have one right here at my desk. All right, go.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, my, uh, password spelled out for ya. It's uh, 3-2-1.
 '''Julie:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' n-a-i-v-e
 '''Julie:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' n-u-t-m-e-g
 '''Julie:''' All right, uh, is it this: 3-2
 '''Chris:''' [''interrupts'']
 '''Julie:''' Can you spell it out one more time?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, 3-2-1-n-a-i-v-e-n-u-t-m-e-g-2-7
 '''Julie:''' After n-a-i-v-e one more time?
 '''Chris:''' n-u-t-m-e-g-2-7
 '''Julie:''' nutmeg27?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' All right, thank you.
 '''Chris:''' So, so, so, reading back that would say 321naivenutmeg27
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, that makes sense.
 '''Chris:''' There you go.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I'll tell you what, I'll uh, if you're asking me to entrust you with my password, uh, how 'bout entrusting me with yours?
 '''Julie:''' Chris, I have nothing online, so I don't really know why you would want mine.
 '''Chris:''' Maybe I can help you there. You know, uh...[''unintelligible'']...online off of mine in that case.
 '''Julie:''' Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah?
 '''Julie:''' I do have a couple of close friends who I used to know on the PSN. I did tell them about you and how you were a really nice person, but they didn't exactly see the light. I don't want you having to... Chris? Chris went offline! Chris broke, we broke the Chris. Code red, code red.
 '''Julie:''' What the, what just happened?
 '''Troll:''' I don't know.
 '''Another Troll:''' Maybe you scared him away?
 '''Troll:''' Oh Chris, have you learned no lesson? You don't give your password out to people... I bet you anything that's the same password for fucking [''unintelligible''] Sonichu, okay?

[''Tape runs out'']

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BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7

2020-08-31T18:14:47Z

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'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7''' was a second continuation of the third [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 18 [[February 2009]].

==Summary==

* Julie apologizes for cutting Bob talk early
* Chris returns, Julie is sick of people doubting her country
* Chris says they were looking at a map
* Bob says hello, sounds very friendly, talks about how they were looking at it on a map
* Chris talks about how the map could be wrong
* Bob sounds like a grizzled war hero with the way he says 'USSR'
* Bob says something about gypsies
* Bob talks about country shifts and says that he has been around 81 years and has watched the world change a lot -Bob says it's hard to keep track of countries
* Bob says people don't seem to care where the countries are in the world (TRUE) and that he knows a lot of them - Bob collected stamps in the 1930's; his first stamp was from Romania in 1935
* Bob has been interested in the world since he was ten years old.
* Bob believes in the United Nations while the countryside people do not feel that way
* Bob has tried to educate Christian on such matters but Chris is retarded (long story short)
* Bob is frustrated by other people not caring
* Bob says he's a loner, that he worked for GE as an engineer
* Bob has seen the world, the country
* Bob's favorite eateries are in the Cleveland, Ohio area
* Bob used to visit a Nigerian company in Cleveland's west end
* Bob recounts a Hot Dog stand, his trip there the food he liked there
* Bob has different controls in the area
* Bob worked with Goodrich and Goodyear
* Bob believes he's had an interesting life and he is very world-conscious

[6:45]

* Bob apologizes for not acknowledging Molvanîa
* Bob talks about gymnasts in Eastern Europe
* Bob asks about the black sea, Julie has to cover.
* Bob talks about our schools not teaching geography

[8:30]

* Bob retired 20 years ago and hasn't had a chance to talk to people about stuff he knows =(
* Bob had to show Chris where Australia was
* Bob likes foreign music, and has 15-20,000 music records.
* Bob likes Boogie-Woogie
* The young people aren't interested in what's around them
* Bob wishes Chris was more interested
* Wants Julie to teach Chris something
* Bob's favorite music city is Vienna, Austria
* Bob bashes them communists
* Bob asks about Molvanîan folk music
* Bob likes Tchaikovsky, a composer
* Talks about Soviet Rule
* Bob's best friends are foreigners
* Bob has controls everywhere. He has lots of friend in Australia
* Julie wants a nap
* Bob wants to talk about Julie's folk music
* Chris returns and talks about Barb being asleep and unable to talk to Julie
* Bob says Barb sleeps a lot because they're old

[13:45]

* Bob has nearly died several times, and had a lot of heart problems.
* Attributes his stamina to being Cherokee (I kind of believe him over Chris)
* Chris chimes in and says that Bob said that Chris has kept him alive
* Julie had to take a nap.
* Bob says that Julie can talk to him anytime
* Something about keeping Christian straight ????????
* Goodbyes are exchanged
* Trolls discuss love of Bob vs horrible Chris
* Troll calls this long convo 'Grandpa Trap'
* Trolls loooooooooooooove Bob
* Praise for Julie's SHOTA abilities
* A Rosechu character shows up sounding like Chris, but it's some girl who is learning about Chris
* Approve of Bob's Cherokee
* Thinks Chris takes after Bob
* Bob was happy to talk to Julie

==Transcript==
''(overlapping voices)''

'''Unknown:''' Sorry but, uh, hello.

'''Chris:''' Julie?

'''Unknown:''' HI!

'''Julie:''' Hi, Chris.

''(In the background you can hear the loud 'Hi!' from above. This feedback continues throughout the recording.)''

'''Chris:''' Oh, there you are.

''(sounds of rustling)''

'''Julie:''' I apologize for that. I'm just very fed up with people doubting Molvanîa.

'''Chris:''' Oh. He's looking at a map.

'''Julie:''' 'k.

'''Bob:''' Hang on a second.

''(tap-tap-tap, rustling, silence)''

'''Chris:''' Eh go ahead, say something, Julie.

'''Julie:''' Oh, that sounds a lot better.

'''Chris:''' Ah, there you go. Alright, here's my dad.

'''Julie (enthusiastically):''' Hello!

'''Bob (enthusiastically)''': Hello!

'''Chris:''' That's Julie Molbania. She came all the way from Molvanîa.

'''Bob:''' Molvanîa, we were just looking at it on the map. It's, uh, ah...

'''Chris (cutting in):''' ''(Indistinct)'' For your information I looked at the map with you and, uh, you know, the Czechoslovakian Republic looked like the outline of the Molvanîan map I saw on the Internet, but I could be wrong.

'''Bob:''' Anyway, next to, uh, [long string of consonant sounds, I think he's saying 'It looks like it was a part of the'] former [[CWCville|Soviet Union. USSR]].

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' (Unintelligible, sounds like 'he makes less money?')

'''Bob:''' It's gypsy country! You got gypsy violins there?

'''Julie:''' Hmm. Oh yeah, I see. 'Cause the thing is, I quit a while ago, Chris, because i-i-it I don't know why, people doubt Molvanîa so much. It's...

'''Chris:''' I was listening on my earpiece, dad.

'''Bob (matter-of-factly)''': I see.

'''Chris:''' Just to let you know.

'''Bob:''' Well. All the countries keep changing. Like I keep telling Chris, I've been around for 81 years and I've seen this world change a lot and it's hard to keep track of which countries are what countries any more or what they were earlier.

'''Julie:''' Yes, I underst-

'''Bob:''' Also a lot of people, very few people, really, seem to care what, uh, uh, where the countries of the world are, they don't even know. I happened to know a lot of 'em 'cause I collected stamps back in the 1930s.

'''Julie:''' Ah, that's interesting.

'''Bob:''' And, uh, I got my first stamp. First foreign stamp was a stamp from Romania and it shows the former child-king of Romania riding on a white horse and I guess that was 1935, 36, somewhere in there, so I...I've still got that stamp, as a matter of fact.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Bob:''' But very few people really, particullary in this country, really understand the makeup of the world. I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And I've tried to train Christian in being conscious of the world, but it's awful hard for him to understand because he knows about [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] and he knows about our little county here in [[Wikipedia:Greene County, Virginia|Greene County]]. And he knows about places that are 50, 100 miles away, but he doesn't really comprehend a thing. Countries or cities or anything that's really farther away. Like I don't think he really comprehends Europe or Asia or anywhere like that and, uh, I think it hard that...most people [don't?] think about that or comprehend that. I'm kind of a loner, and I worked for General Electric while I was working as an engineer and I traveled all over the world and all over the country, which is fortunate because Christian was telling me you're up in the [[Ohio trip|Cleveland area]] and some of my favorite eating spots are in the Cleveland area.

'''Julie:''' Ah, that's interesting.

'''Bob:''' In fact, uh, I used to go visit an engineering company called Western Engineering over in the...uh...west end of Cleveland and, uh, around the corner from Western Engineering was a little spaghetti place and hot dog place and we used to get hot dogs and beans and hot dogs and sauerkraut there every day for lunch when I went up there. And so, and out at the airport, when I used to fly into the airport I used to get there at 10 or 12 o'clock at night. I used to go to the motel there and in the motel at the airport they had a little restaurant that had the best split-pea soup you've ever seen in your life. I spent a lot of time in Cleveland and, ah, I got a lot of controls around there.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Bob:''' Automation of different types of industries. Like I worked a lot with Goodrich and Goodyear down in [[Wikipedia:Akron, Ohio|Akron]] and at [[Wikipedia:Kent, Ohio|Kent]], down in [[Wikipedia:Kent State University|Kent University]]. I have a whole bunch of controls for GE down in a little town called [[Wikipedia:Ravenna, Ohio|Ravenna]].

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Bob:''' Now you may have heard of Ravenna

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I have.

'''Bob:''' Because they have a big German population, I guess, in Ravenna. And, uh, I've got a whole bunch of controls there, too. It was an int-interesting life I had. ['''Ed.'s Note:''' Bob's voice here has a sad tone. Your life ''is'' interesting, Bob.] I'm still, I'm still much more world conscious than, uh, I think most of the people in this country, anyway. At least, I think so. Most people you ask them where a country is and they could say 'Is that on this planet?'

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Bob:''' They don't even know about it. At least I know about most of 'em. Some of 'em change. Christian got all upset because I didn't know where your country is.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Bob:''' But then I guess your country was part of the Soviet Union at one time, wasn't it?

'''Julie:''' Yes it was, yes.

'''Bob:''' So (garbled) all those states I've always wondered, I know there was 14 or 15 different states that comprised the USSR and I always wondered when they broke up back, what, 10, 12, 15 years ago, how many of those states became independent, independent countries. 'Cause I know that Ukraine was one of 'em and I know Belarus was one of them.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Bob:''' And because that's where all the famous gymnasts come from.

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Bob:''' But, uh, I haven't heard of yours.

'''Julie:''' Uh...

'''Bob:''' Your country, but it's sandwiched in there between Romania and Bulgaria, I guess and, uh, do you have an outlet to the Black Sea there?

'''Julie:''' (garbled, sounds like 'Huh?' or 'Yeah.')

'''Bob:''' I was looking at the Black Sea area on the map, and I don't think that your country actually--you don't have an outlet to the Black Sea, I guess.

'''Julie:''' Uh. Um. (pregnant pause) I dunno. (long garbled section, something about schools teaching cooking, I think?)

'''Bob:''' Yeah, that's the way the schools are here. They don't teach ya about all these other places. 'These are the other countries,' and things like that. I think I'm kinda unusual.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You won't find many people like me around 'cause I'm a firm believer in the United Nations and, uh, I always have been and I collect the United Nations stamps also. I'm-I'm, uh, since I've retired which has been after 20 years, I guess, I really haven't had much contact with people so long to get to talk about this much. I've tried to teach Christian and whether he's got any comprehension of the world or not, uh, I dunno. He had a tough time with Australia a few months back before he finally got it through his head where Australia was. But I-I love the foreign countries and foreign music 'cause I love music, and I've got maybe 15 to 20,000 long play records of classical music and, uh, some are classical music, jazz and blu-

''(recording stops)''

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BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5

2020-08-31T18:13:10Z

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'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5''' was a continuation of the third [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 18 [[February 2009]].

This chat is notable because of Chris's stunning lack of geographical knowledge, his blatant [[racism]] and for talking about his father.

==Summary==

* Chris wants to know if Julie saw ''Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist'', a romantic comedy.
* Chris reads the plot summary from the box. He wants that to be their first movie together.
* Some audio troubles.
* Chat moves into impersonations. Chris impersonates various Simpsons characters.
* Uncle Ruckus is Julie's favorite impersonation, so Chris does an impersonation as well as singing '[[Don't_Trust_Any_Homos_Over_There|Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There]]'.
* Chris is old fashioned and wouldn't date a black chick, but he definitely would fuck her.
* He doesn't mind Chinese people but likes Japanese people. Does terrible accents for them both... which are identical. He even admits as much but claims it doesn't matter since they basically speak the same.
* Julie is mad that Bob doesn't like Molvania, Chris says it's because he can't find it on a map. Bob has been to Korea (in Europe) during the Korean war in the Signal Corps.
* Julie wants a Jewish impersonation. Chris imitates Mort from Family Guy.
* Julie realizes that Korea isn't in Europe. Chris claims it's on the "west" coast of where-ever it is, then retracts that and says "east" instead.
* Julie wants to know why Bob is sour. Chris says he is old but Bob can be pleasant.
* Bob was fixing a CD player, looking for a power cord in their landfill of a house.
* Bob worked at GE, has designs in Cleveland and Riveroma.
* Chris says Riveroma sounds like a river and "hopes the river is wide enough", as per the song. He then claims he made this line up.
* Julie wants to know about Indians, but can't decide if she means Indians from India or Native Americans.

==Transcript==

====''Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist'' (00:00:00)====

[''We join Julie and Chris in medias res, carrying on their previous discussion.'']

'''Julie:''' Do you accept that though?

'''Chris:''' I accept that.

'''Julie:''' Thank you Chris, that means a lot.

'''Chris:''' 'kay.

'''Julie:''' So is there anything you want to talk about?

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' I dunno, uuuuhm... [''pause'']

'''Basement Rosechu:''' [''faint, in the background''] Opera!

'''Chris:''' H-Have you uh... [''pause'']

'''Julie:''' What?

'''Chris:''' Have you seen ''[[wikipedia:Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist|Nick & Norah]]''?

'''Julie:''' ''Nick & Norah''?

'''Chris:''' I- ''Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist''.

'''Julie:''' No, I haven't seen it yet.

'''Chris:''' It's a fun movie.

[''Chris and Julie talk over each other'']

'''Julie:''' Oh. What's it about?

'''Chris:''' I just watched it- I rented it.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's basically a romantic comedy.

'''Julie:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Uhhh... Nick and Norah met at... uhh at a concert-type thing. And it's like they first meet as strangers, and then she- and then she finds out that he's the guy that uh, did the uh, mint CD's for... his ex. And that uh you know, her f- his ex uh, threw it in a garbage can and uh, Norah's been taking them and copying them to her iPod.

'''Julie:''' Ahh, a'right.

'''Chris:''' E-anyway, it's a fun romantic comedy.

'''Julie:''' It sound pretty good.

'''Chris:''' I'd like- uhh, if you want, that can be the first movie we share together. I can re-rent it.

'''Julie:''' Sure I would enjoy that.

'''Chris:''' A'right. Actually uh, lemme uh- uh- I'll read you the description from the back of the box here.

'''Julie:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Says here: After a chance encounterrrrr... Nick and Norah embark on a journey to New York in the rock scene on a quest to find the secret show of a legendary band and wind up finding each other. [''pause''] Stars uh, [[wikipedia:Michael Cera|Michelle Sarah]] and Kat Dennings.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' There's the cover.

'''Julie:''' Oh. Cool.

'''Chris:''' That heart is in uh- is a pair of earphones.

[''audio returns to being quiet'']

'''Julie:''' I see, yeah.

[''faint sound of mouse clicking'']

'''Chris:''' [''Due to Chris's mumbling and low audio volume his precise words are inaudible, but the general gist is that he is describing the cover of the movie.''] -you can see on- on the cover here. I have a mini poster of that movie.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

[''pause, more mouse clicks'']

====Impressions (00:02:38)====

[''audio returns to normal'']

'''Julie:''' Oh. Oh. Yes..

'''Chris:''' Yeeees. [''Chris is doing a poor Mr Burns impression'']

'''Julie:''' [[wikipedia:Ned_Flanders|Indeedily, deedily, daddily, do]]?

'''Chris:''' [[wikipedia:Montgomery_Burns|Eeexcellent]].

'''Julie:''' Hah!

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' I gotta little thing- Mr Burns there.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Eeexcellent.

[[Image:MargePoster.jpg|thumb|The picture of a married woman Chris is pretending to be (and faps to).]]

'''Julie:''' Oh- can you do your impersonation of [[wikipedia:Homer_Simpson|Homer]]?

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] [''inaudible; very poor Homer impersonation''] -but it's okay! Doh doh doh doh!

'''Julie:''' [''pause''] Crap. Good impression!

'''Chris:''' [''high pitched screeching''] Oooh, look at me, I'm [[The_Simpsons#Marge_Poster|Marge]], I'm Homer's wife.

'''Julie:''' Huh. That's a great impression.

'''Chris:''' [''horrific sucking noise, as though Chris was enjoying a nice, healthy, 100% all meat [[pickle]]'']

'''Julie:''' Heh.

'''Chris:''' That's Maggie.

'''Julie:''' Chris, can you guess what my favorite impression is?

'''Chris:''' Uhh- [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck]]?

'''Julie:''' That's a good one but... that's not my favorite!

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' [[wikipedia:Uncle Ruckus|Uncle Ruckus]]?

'''Julie:''' A-hah! That's the one.

'''Chris:''' [''Chris does a poor Uncle Ruckus impression''] [''inaudible'']- them God-damn [[Don't_Trust_Any_Homos_Over_There|new niggers over dere]] [sic]. Now just singing a song I just made up and you sing along if you know the words. But then again how can you know the words to this song I just made up, I haven't told them to you before.

'''Julie:''' Heh. Can you sing the song later p-please?

'''Chris:''' [''horrific, off-key warbling''] Don't trust dem new niggaaas over dere! Don't trust dem new niggaaas over dere! Nooo nooo no no no no no no way no no not dem new niggas over dere!

====[[Niggos]] (00:04:50)====

[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|Chris will definitely sleep with them.]]
'''Julie:''' Mmm! Oh, that's really good. Can I ask you a serious question though?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' What-What do you think about black people?

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] In general a black- black people are okay and [[Surfshack Tito|they are respectable]].

'''Julie:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' [[Chris_Drops_the_N-Bomb|I have nothing against black people personally]].

'''Julie:''' Ahh.

'''Chris:''' And uh-

[''Julie cuts into Chris'']

'''Julie:''' Oh, sorry.

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry.

'''Julie:''' No, you go.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Yeah well, it-it does- when it comes to the women, I-I'm... I am willing to be [[friend zone|friends]] with them, and [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|I'll sleep with them]], just like uh any [[Silvana|other woman]], but I would not want to date a black woman.

'''Julie:''' Why not?

'''Chris:''' Mm- just called me old fashioned, the way I was bought up.

'''Julie:''' Oh, a'right. Well what about um... what about Chinese?

'''Chris:''' I don't mind [[Mao|Chinese people]].

'''Julie:''' Ahh.

'''Chris:''' They're okay.

'''Julie:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like [''Chris does a very poor Japanese accent''] [[anime|Japanese]] people too.

'''Julie:''' Mmm hmm, yeah.

'''Chris:''' [''Chris does a very offensive Chinese accent''] Look at me, I'm Chinese! Look at me, I'm Chinese!

'''Julie:''' Hah. Hah hah! [''audio cut''] -Japanese.

'''Chris:''' [''normal voice''] What?

'''Julie:''' Wait was that Japanese or Chinese?

'''Chris:''' [''offensive accent returns''] Yeah well no matter-ie they all speak-ie funny.

====Geography, Father Talk (00:05:55)====

'''Julie:''' Hah. Phh- bwhwa. Ah. [''suddenly serious''] Chris, do you think we could talk about your [[Bob|father]] for a bit?

'''Chris:''' Sure.

'''Julie:''' Yeah. Like, why doesn't he believe Molvanîa? It makes me really mad!

'''Chris:''' I guess just because he can't find it on the map.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' ... for one thing. And he's traveled to uh, U- Europe at least, he's been to uh- I think it was North Korea... during the Korean war- he-[''Windows beeping''] he was in the signal corps.

'''Julie:''' Mmm.

'''Chris:''' Worked on the uh, technish-technical stuff and all that.

'''Julie:''' Mmm. Well I just thought of something- what about um-

'''Chris:''' [''soft''] What was your thought?

'''Julie:''' -do you think you could do a [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]] impersonation? I'm sorry, but could you?

'''Chris:''' Jewish impersonation...?

'''Julie:''' Yeah you know, a-an impersonation of a Jewish person.

'''Chris:''' I don't know, I guess I could uh- I guess I could imitate [[wikipedia:List_of_characters_in_Family_Guy#The_Goldmans|Mort]].

'''Julie:''' Sure!

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] [''nasally, neigh inaudible rasping, feeble attempt to imitate Mort''] [[wikipedia:Peter_Griffin|Peter]]- Peter I need to know where the bathroom is because I took an uh, dead thumb in the uh, break-van and I really gotta go [[dirty, crapped briefs|poop]].

[''Transcriber's note: Seriously, I've been over and over this, I have absolutely no idea what Chris is babbling about in the quote above since the audio quality is horrible and the terrible, offensive accent makes it almost impossible to make out. I am GUESSING that he is basing this quote on the opening scene of [[wikipedia:Road_to_Germany|Family Guy's Road to Germany]], where Mort says to Peter: "Peter! May I use your restroom? I took a laxative and a stool hardener, and urhg. They're fighting it out in there...!"'']

[[Image:Europe.png|thumb|Strange, Bob was actually serving quite near to Molvanîa.]]

'''Julie:''' Huh. Wait, I just realized- Korea isn't in Europe.

[''Windows beeping'']

'''Chris:''' [[honor roll|It isn't?]]

'''Julie:''' No, it's... it's not.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, maybe I'm mistaken then, but I know it's on the uhh... west coast of that... area there.

'''Julie:''' Ahh.

'''Chris:''' Oh no wait- not west, east.

'''Julie:''' Yeah. Hmm.

'''Chris:''' I got- I got the left and the right mixed up.

'''Julie:''' Well it's a'right.

'''Chris:''' You know that's funny sometimes how people can get their left and their right mixed up?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. [''pause''] Wait, that's Asia. Not in Europe.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Hmm... yeah. Asia.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' That's right.

'''Julie:''' Uh huh.

====Back to Bob. (00:07:55)====

[''pause'']

'''Julie:''' So.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Right, so we talk about B- we talk about my father.

'''Julie:''' Yeah. It's like, why is he- I-I really don't wanna be rude- but why is he so sour and everything?

'''Chris:''' Why is he so sour?

'''Julie:''' Yeah, why is he so [''beep''] sour about everything?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, just because he's old.

'''Julie:''' So he finds more ways to argue... wait, what's the expression you used?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, he- he starts more arguments than there are flies at a garbage dump.

'''Julie:''' Yeah, you're right.

'''Chris:''' But you know uh, when he's not- when he's not picking out an argument he can be a pretty pleasant conversationalist.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' He could be a [[Tour of Chris's House|tour guide]].

'''Julie:''' What was he doing anyway, uh- fixing a CD player?

'''Chris:''' Uh yeah he's got uh, one of the battery operated CD players we had laying around and uh... he was t- he was testing... that.

'''Julie:''' Ahh.

'''Chris:''' He asked me if I knew- if I uh knew where he could find the power cord to it, but I haven't... seen it- seen one in there.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. So that's- yeah. I did tell you he worked at General Electric, designed the controls for the plastic molding machine.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah apparently uh, he had some designs over in the- over in the uh- o-over in [''Skype noise''] -Cleveland or a nearby city, [''inaudible''] I think it was?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Riveroma?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Sounds like river.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [[wikipedia:Ain't_No_Mountain_High_Enough|I hope it's wide enough.]]

'''Julie:''' Yeah. Me too.

'''Chris:''' I just made that up.

'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, what do you think about Indians?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, are you talking about uh, Native Americans or people from India?

'''Julie:''' Uhm... Native Americans. No wait- yeah, actually.

[''tape runs out'']

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BlueSpike PSN Chat 3

2020-08-31T18:09:24Z

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[[File:BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.jpg|thumb|300px|As always, our talented team of illustrators is happy to provide visual representation.]]
'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 3''' was the third [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 18 [[February 2009]].

Throughout the conversation, "Julie" pumps Chris for details of his sexual history and he [[Honest Content|spills more than any sane person would want to hear]]. The chat covers his early experiences with pornography and [[Mass debating|masturbation]], his experimentation with [[sex toys]], the acquisition of his first blow-up doll, and other disturbing subjects.

Perhaps the worst of all is the revelation that Chris discusses his masturbation habits in detail with his mother. No, there's nothing Oedipal going on here at all.

Surprisingly, this chat sees Chris using the word "[[naïve]]" correctly and in context.

==Summary==
Some of this chat is more intriguing than disgusting. Chris talks about the "random thoughts" that inspire his fear of becoming a [[homo]], such as mental images of a penis and voices telling him that "Christian is gay." He claims to have a "philopathic memory," whatever that's supposed to mean.

Most of it, though, is just really disgusting. After Julie asks for his "entire sexual history," Chris discusses his early attempts at masturbation, his collection of pornography, and his chats with his mother about his jacking-off schedule. Some of what he mentions is rehashed from his [[IRC (27 December 2008)|27 December]] chat with [[PandaHalo]] — the story about his first encounter with porn on cable television, for instance — but as is typical of his conversations with Julie, there's a good deal more gory detail here.

The same is true of the sections where Chris discusses his sex toy experiences. Chris bought his first blow-up doll in person at Spencer's (showing either some impressive gumption or an impressive lack of shame) and later switched to buying online from [[Adam & Eve]]. Here we learn about the ugly fate of his anal beads and dildo, both of which wound up in the trash after their encounters with the business end of Chris's digestive tract.

Later, Chris and Julie mercifully turn to more mundane topics. Chris talks about the sources of his credit-card debt, which added up to around $2,000 at this point. Some of it was apparently just bad luck, like a flat tire on [[Son-Chu]], but most of it came from his flood of [[PlayStation Network]] downloads and other impulse purchases. In a flash-forward to the [[Kacey]] saga, Julie tries to convince Chris to exercise more. Chris, of course, merely promises to do a bit more standing up.

At the end of the chat, Chris makes a fateful mistake and gives Julie his PSN account password. He would eventually come to [[Julie Reveals Herself|regret this]].

==Transcript==
[''Chris and BlueSpike/Julie are chatting. BlueSpike is not making any effort to disguise his voice, but Chris is oblivious.'']

'''Julie:''' Tell me about the random thoughts you've been having, please.
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Just basically told 'em, the ones, that, uh, try to trick, the ones that might, that turn me off because they were...they were gay, like I would get, like randomly an image of a [[Pickle|penis]] in my head.
 '''Julie:''' Aww, can you describe more to me, please? I wasn't there to listen.
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Okay, well sometimes, I mean, I'm not sure whether it's [[Duck|mine]] or not, it's just like a random...penis, like, uh, you know, because it could have been mine or it could have been one I saw in, like one of the porno vid-, one of the porno movies I've seen. And uh, anyway aside from that, I also, uh, get random audio and word thoughts in my, between my audio and my philopathic[sic] memory, where, uh, it's like, you know, other people saying, "CHRISTIAN IS GAY."
 '''Julie:''' What do they say?
 '''Chris:''' "Christian is gay."
 '''Julie:''' Do you really think you're gay?
 '''Chris:''' [''defensive''] No, I do not. [[I am STRAIGHT|I'm straight!]]
 '''Julie:''' Then you are straight. Just tell me more about these thoughts, please.
 '''Chris:''' Well, that's just basically it, the, uh...between the audio and uh, between audio accusations, from others, and the text accusations, and the information on the [[ED]] page, and the uh, slanderous lyings, and the excuses...
 '''Julie:''' Uh, Chris, can I ask you something else?
 '''Chris:''' ...yeah, anyway, they all just pop up randomly, yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Because I was able to listen in to the Skype conversation between you and [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]]. Um, could you tell me, why did you buy the dolls and the beads and the...everything?
 '''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Ok, well, I bought the love dolls for my practice for when I actually do it with a real woman.
 '''Julie:''' Alright.
 '''Chris:''' And the, and the anal beads was one free gift. That came with one of the dolls. Cause, you know, adamandeve.com, they give you like a free gift or a free DVD. With uh, with uh, every, with uh every order over over 15, 20 dollars.
 '''Julie:''' Chris...
 '''Chris:''' And uh, and the dildo was another free gift.
 '''Julie:''' You can tell me the truth.
 '''Chris:''' I am telling you the truth.
 '''Julie:''' Did you ever use any of those things? It's okay if you did. I just really, I want you to be able to come clean to me. Please.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, I'll tell you in confidentiality. I put a [[Chris_and_sex#Contraceptives|condom]] on the dildo and actually did put it up my, uh, a-hole. Uh...and uh, in my humble opinion, it just did not feel right to me. And uh, the anal beads, I just put 'em in there and they were, it's like... in. Not so stiff. So it was just that one time, then they got [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|covered in poo]], and I just, I put them in the trash can.
 '''Julie:''' [''almost cracks up laughing''] I'm sorry.
 '''Chris:''' That's ok. And that's about it there.
 '''Julie:''' Wait, did you tell me about the beads?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I put 'em up my, uh, a-hole the one time and uh, uh, didn't really know how they work, so, uh, and you know, uh, just like you know, I was, like, winging it, and it uh, still didn't, it didn't really turn me on or anything, so I pulled 'em back, pulled 'em out with the string and the beads were covered in poo, so I just put 'em in the trash can and forget about 'em.
 '''Julie:''' Chris...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you for telling, thank you for telling me this. I'm happy that you're able to share these secrets with me. I mean that as in I'm happy that we have a trusting relationship between you and I.
 '''Chris:''' Can you see me smile? Because I'm smiling.
 '''Julie:''' I can see you smile. I truly love you, Chris.
 '''Chris:''' I love you too, Julie.
 '''Julie:''' So is there anything else you wanna talk about?
 '''Chris:''' [''long pause''] I want to, I'd like you here as soon as possible, and I'd like to...hug you.
 '''Julie:''' I would like to hug you too, but... [''sigh''] Can I share with you a secret of mine?
 '''Chris:''' Julie did you hear that?
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Yes I did, and can I share with you a secret of mine?
 '''Chris:''' Yes, I'm listening.
 '''Julie:''' Once, in school, I mass...debated.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. That's no surprise. Uh, what'd you masturbate over?
 '''Julie:''' Not really over anything. I just went into one of the stalls and, y'know...
 '''Chris:''' Ah. You just felt horny.
 '''Julie:''' Yes. Something...
 '''Chris:''' That's okay. And I, and I respect you for tellin' me that, for sharing that with me.
 '''Julie:''' Have you ever done something like that?
 '''Chris:''' Masturbate in the bathroom...stall? No, I've never done, I've never masturbated in a public place, mostly it's been confined in my bedroom, and at least from there I've found like, you know, a good place to masturbate is while sitting on the front edge of the bathroom sink. It's like, uh, you get your feet off the ground, off the floor, and, and uh, it's like, you're in air and it just feels good.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Chris, I know this may be hard for you but I want you to tell me your entire sexual history.
 '''Chris:''' Sure, I'll give it to you from the best of my recollections... Um, I was...I think it started about sometime when, while I was 16 or 17. Uh, this is when my family and I were still living in Simpson County, and I was, uh, it was uh, let me see... I believe it would be my, uh, sophomore or junior year of while I was, while I was in high school. Anyway, basically one night I was just channel surfing and I figured out the, the code that was blockin' out the channels like HBO and Cinemax that we had at the time there. And I just tuned in, I just tuned in and I found the first porno movie I ever watched. Called "I Like to Play Games... Too." And, uh, basically I tuned into the part where, there were, where the guy and the woman was having sex in the pool. The swimming pool.
 '''Julie:''' Okay. Continue.
 '''Chris:''' And uh, it was at that point I first learned about, first learned about, uh, [[Semen|stuff]] that would ooze out of my, uh...penis. Mmm... I think I'll say "duck" from this point on, but anyway, the stuff that oozed out of my duck, after seeing those things, and uh, it's like uh, I learned from watching the pornos, like, you know, learning from it, were, uh, threesomes, and [''drowned out by fading volume and background noise''] I dunno, I was more [[naive]] about dating back then anyway, I wasn't into dating as much back then as I am now, because I was naive about dating and all that. And...mmm. Anyway. Anyway, anyway since then I, uh, just began lying face-down naked on my bed with a washcloth, uh...uh, in front of my uh...duck. And uh...and the, and the stuff would just uh, the stuff would just come out. I figured, I figured this was like, uh, this was like only precum. The, uh, clear stuff that comes out before the white. So anyway, so anyway, over the years I over the years I, uh, just been watching more softcore porn. Until after I turned 18 I, uh, after I, after I turned 18, after we moved back to Ruckersville, after I graduated from Manchester High, and I, uh, found, I finally got into the Playboy magazines, and I found porno...DVDs, I'm not sure which one was my first one, but I had a bunch of softcore recorded onto VHS. And uh, over those, over the years. And I think, I think it was, like, the first time I actually, uh, figured out the masturbation part where it's like you know, I'm rubbing, rubbin' my duck, instead of just me, instead of just lying face down with a washcloth in front of my duck on the, on the place, like, like on my mattress, I wanted to wash my duck. Make a sandwich there. Like that. But yeah. Anyway, it was, it wasn't until, until I was like 17 when I first figured out about, uh, actually masturbating and rubbing it up and down.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' And aside from that, aside from that I am definitely still a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]], and, uh, you know, over the course, over the course of time I did confide in my [[Barb|mother]] and tell her, and tell her about, uh, my, uh, masturbation history there. [''BlueSpike suppresses a laugh.''] And uh, about how often, and that sort of thing.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' I mean, my mom is more open-minded about the subject, but my father is, because he's much older, and uh, possibly more strict, more close-minded on the subject.
 '''Julie:''' Ahh. Alright.
 '''Chris:''' Talking about it...[''unintelligible, lots of background noise''] Anyway, I did, I did not realize that I really needed to be dating until after I turned 21. It was like I turned 21 and then I'm like, "Oh my God I need to be out, I need to be with a better woman to become my sweetheart!" And that's when the [[Love Quest|sweetheart search]] started.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' [''long pause''] And then eventually I found adamandeve.com. After I got that, yeah, it was like after I turned 21 I, uh, bought my first female love doll at Spencer's, and then I learned about adamandeve.com and I could order them off of the, uh, internet.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' And then, I think it was after that I got my first porno D-, my first hardcore porno DVD.
 '''Julie:''' Mmm-hmm.
 '''Chris:''' I forget which one it was, though. I mean, I like have, I have it up in a box. Usually it's like, and I got a message on my Wii.
 '''Julie:''' Huh, alright.
 '''Chris:''' I have to switch the input and take a look. It could be from Sarah May. Cuss she and I exchanged our Wii numbers.
 '''Julie:''' Hey Chris, do you have Mario Kart Wii?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, you do have a Wii?
 '''Julie:''' I was able to get one actually.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, hang on. Let me check the message and then I'll, I'll register your Wii number. [''BlueSpike interrupts''] ... look it up
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, but do you have Mario Kart Wii?
 '''Chris:''' No.
 '''Julie:''' Why not? It's an awesome game.
 '''Chris:''' I know it is, I just haven't gotten it yet.
 '''Julie:''' Well what games do you have?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I, I will make it a point to get a copy of Mario Kart Wii.
 '''Julie:''' What games do you have?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, hang on, is that, this, this actually came from Adam. [''unintelligible'']
 '''Chris:''' Oh, he uh, he's just commenting on the video I posted, saying the [''unintelligible''].
 '''Julie:''' So Chris, do you have No More Heroes?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, No More Heroes? No. [''unintelligible, both speak at once'']
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well, I'm looking at my collection right now, I have like, I have like a lot of Gamecube titles but I have Animal Crossing: City Folk and some Wii titles here, Wii Hospital Training, uh, Pokemon: Battle Revolution, Mario... Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games, Sonic and the Secret Rings, Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity, uh, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Smash Brothers Brawl, and, uh, Wii Play, Wii Sports, uh, Wii Music, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Nights: Journey of, Journey of Dreams, [''unintelligible''] and Soul Calibur: Legends.
 '''Julie:''' [''likely muted''] BRB, face-palming. [''to Chris''] Oh, cool.
 '''Chris:''' And I have downloaded, I have downloaded a bunch of virtual console and Wiiware titles.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, cool. Do you think you can send me some things some time?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, fortunately, after, after we've exchanged, uh... our Wii numbers I can gift you the... gift you games.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Anyway, among my collection I have Super Metroid, Paper Mario, Kirby's Adventure, Alien Soldier, Sin and Punishment, Wrecking Crew, [''unintelligible, something Adventure''], Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Puzzle League, My Pokemon Ranch, Sonic The Hedgehog and Sonic 2 and Sonic Chaos for the master system, Family Table Tennis, World of Goo, Space Invaders Get Even, Sudoku Challenge, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Tetris Party, Solomon's Key, Milon's Secret Castle, Mystical Ninja, Waterboy, and Doctor Mario Online.
 '''Julie:''' Huh, cool.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but in order for me to gift you the items I would definitely have to spend Wii points before I would do that.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Hey Chris, that brings up, that reminds me of something else we need to talk about.
 '''Chris:''' Uh huh.
 '''Julie:''' Do you think we could talk about your credit card debt? I mean, I heard it was like $2000. How did, how did you get that?
 '''Chris:''' [''Sighs twice''] Well my PlayStation 3 contributed to that for one thing, and then my impulses...[''unintelligible''] added to the rest. And then there was this one time, I, uh, needed a new tire for my car, after I, after it got flat and I had to ride to Sears to get a new tire. And uh, and some other things, yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Huh. So is there anything else you want to tell me about?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, basically anything you want to know you ask me and I'll, uh, tell ya.
 '''Julie:''' Really? You trust me enough?
 '''Chris:''' I trust you.
 '''Julie:''' Promise you won't get mad?
 '''Chris:''' I promise I will not get mad.
 '''Julie:''' Do you think maybe you could do something about your weight?
 '''Chris:''' [''Sighs''] Yeah, I can exercise more.
 '''Julie:''' Cuss, cuss I don't mean to be rude, but standing up while playing guitar hero, that's not exercise.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, actually it is, cuss, uh
 '''Julie:''' Chris I'm sorry, but standing up is not exercise, I'm sorry Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, uh, I'll work out more. I'll do more physical activity.
 '''Julie:''' Really?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you.
 '''Julie:''' So, is there anything, anything at all you want to tell me, anything I haven't asked I want you to tell me?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, um, not off the top of my head, but I'll think about that and anything I come up with I will definitely confide unto you.
 '''Julie:''' Well, okay.
 '''Julie:''' Hey Chris, can I ask, what games do you have for computer, do you have any?
 '''Chris:''' Um, I'm not really into computer games now a days, I mean I was more into that back in the, uh, the high school days. But now a days I just mostly play console games. Uh, not really into playing games for the PC.
 '''Julie:''' Hm.
 '''Chris:''' But I have some, I just don't know which ones.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Can I ask you a question Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' If I ever got a 360 would you get one so you could play with me?
 '''Chris:''' Ummmm, uhhhh, not right away. If I wanted to get myself a 360 it would be like a month before I could afford one.
 '''Julie:''' Really, hm. Yeah I guess.
 '''Chris:''' But, you know, we'd be together soon.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, well Chris, remember I told you about it in my letter.
 '''Chris:''' I know. So that's why I'm talking about the details right now.
 '''Julie:''' Cuss Chris, once my letter gets there you'll understand what I'm talking about.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Ahhhh, yup.
 '''Chris:''' Yup.
 '''Julie:''' Yup.
 '''Chris:''' Yup.
 '''Julie:''' Yup.
 '''Chris:''' Ummm hmmm.
 '''Julie:''' Uhh huh.
 '''Chris:''' [''laughs''] I was imitating Hank Hill there.
 '''Chris:''' And then Dale, yup.
 '''Julie:''' Yup.
 '''Chris:''' Boomhower, mmm hmm.
 '''Julie:''' So, was there anything you want to talk about?
 '''Chris:''' I'm thinking, uhhh. [''long pause''] We could talk about you.
 '''Julie:''' I don't really like to talk about myself.
 '''Chris:''' I understand. At least over the internet, right?
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' But you'll be, you'll be more willing to me about yourself in person, won't you?
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' All right.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, yeah, you tell me you're a cook, you're a good cook and that you're studying to be a doctor.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Do you like being a doctor better than being a cook?
 '''Julie:''' Um, I'm not really sure.
 '''Chris:''' I see.
 '''Chris:''' Cuss I'm just saying if you can't get a job being a doctor, then you might consider getting a job at a restaurant, a job at a restaurant working as a cook.
 '''Julie:''' Well cuss Chris the thing is they're both fun. Cooking and being a doctor.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well that's cool.
 '''Chris:''' Well, what part of being a doctor fascinates you.
 '''Julie:''' I'm not really sure, I just like the idea of being able to help people live longer.
 '''Chris:''' Ahh, that's good.
 '''Chris:''' You know one thing I learned?
 '''Julie:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Couples live longer than singles.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' So you, so we get together, you'll be helping me live longer. And I would be helping you live longer.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Chris?
 '''Chris:''' That turn you on a little bit?
 '''Julie:''' Kind of, yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah?
 '''Julie:''' It's like spring fever, you know, and how the PSN is gonna get a lot of new things, right?
 '''Chris:''' You talking about the PSN and the, uh, spring fever thing?
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Do you think...
 '''Chris:''' And the, and the... and the games flower.
 '''Julie:''' Do you think maybe, for a while, we could just, you could just let me share your account for a while? Please?
 '''Chris:''' All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna trust you with the main password on my account.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, so you get a pen and, uh, paper?
 '''Julie:''' Hold on, let me get one. I have one right here at my desk. All right, go.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, my, uh, password spelled out for ya. It's uh, 3-2-1.
 '''Julie:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' n-a-i-v-e
 '''Julie:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' n-u-t-m-e-g
 '''Julie:''' All right, uh, is it this: 3-2
 '''Chris:''' [''interrupts'']
 '''Julie:''' Can you spell it out one more time?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, 3-2-1-n-a-i-v-e-n-u-t-m-e-g-2-7
 '''Julie:''' After n-a-i-v-e one more time?
 '''Chris:''' n-u-t-m-e-g-2-7
 '''Julie:''' nutmeg27?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' All right, thank you.
 '''Chris:''' So, so, so, reading back that would say 321naivenutmeg27
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, that makes sense.
 '''Chris:''' There you go.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I'll tell you what, I'll uh, if you're asking me to entrust you with my password, uh, how 'bout entrusting me with yours?
 '''Julie:''' Chris, I have nothing online, so I don't really know why you would want mine.
 '''Chris:''' Maybe I can help you there. You know, uh...[''unintelligible'']...online off of mine in that case.
 '''Julie:''' Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah?
 '''Julie:''' I do have a couple of close friends who I used to know on the PSN. I did tell them about you and how you were a really nice person, but they didn't exactly see the light. I don't want you having to... Chris? Chris went offline! Chris broke, we broke the Chris. Code red, code red.
 '''Julie:''' What the, what just happened?
 '''Troll:''' I don't know.
 '''Another Troll:''' Maybe you scared him away?
 '''Troll:''' Oh Chris, have you learned no lesson? You don't give your password out to people... I bet you anything that's the same password for fucking [''unintelligible''] Sonichu, okay?

[''Tape runs out'']

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BlueSpike PSN Chat 2

2020-08-31T17:52:21Z

Byzantine: Audio added.

'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 2''' was the second [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 17 February 2009.

==Summary==
Chris doesn't really want to see his dying relative, though Julie tells him he should. Chris asks his mom and his mom tells him he doesn't need to. Julie asks Chris to ask Barb if she can talk to him. Chris asks while Julie attempts to summon Snorlax. Barb tells Chris to screw off, and Julie's summon fails. Chris tells Julie that the comics are going good, saying it's a classroom scene with a Ms. Jackaras (who is actually [[Sarah Jackson]]). Julie asks Chris why he ruined Optimus Prime's good name by having him hit her in the spring break issue. Chris asserts that nobody could tell that it's Optimus, and Julie "sobs." Julie asks if Chris will put her in [[Episode 19]], and Chris says that he will put her as one of the students (she seems to have been written out and replaced by [[Ivy]]). Chris begins reading Episode 19 to BlueSpike, because its unintelligible over [[PSN]].

==Audio==

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = BlueSpike PSN Chat 2
| audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|bluespike_psn_chat_2}}
| Stardate = 17 [[February 2009]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Bluespike]]
| saga = {{Julie|text}}
}}

=== Transcript ===

=== A wild Snorlax appears! ===

'''Julie:''' Oh, what did she say? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, a (???) Corina, she's gonna be, uh breathing her last breath tonight. 
'''Julie:''' Then you need to go tonight and give her a hug, you said you would, there's-there's no... saying no to this, you need to give her a hug. I will not... allow you to not give her a hug, you need to show her how much you ''love'' her. 
'''Chris:''' But I-but I'm afraid I still don't know where the hospital is 
'''Julie:''' [agitated] So ask your mother, it's important, you have to. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'll talk to my mom about it, but I doubt it... that I would be able to get there sooner, but anyway, my mom said that she's gonna go visit my aunt Harriet and uncle tom, tomorrow, and then she's gonna come back to red oak to p-to me no- I mean no,come back here, pick me up, and then we're going to uh, Red Oak to see her in the uhhh, funeral home. 
'''Julie:''' *sigh* Chris, this is someone's life, I don't think you're taking this very seriously. Your aunt is about to die, you're not taking this seriously, I don't think you're telling the truth about your aunt. 
'''Chris:''' I am seriously. I am serious. 
'''Julie:''' Do you really want Aunt Korilla or... sorry 
'''Chris:''' No, no, I'm serious 
'''Julie:''' You don't, you don't have an aunt? 
'''Chris:''' I don't have an entourage! 
'''Julie:''' No, NO, AN AUNT! Well, what's her name again? I keep forgetting it... 
'''Chris:''' My aunt Corina. 
'''Julie:''' Thank you, aunt Corina. I've, this... *sigh*, like, why haven't you ever, why haven't you ever told me about your aunt Corina before then? 
'''Chris:''' I guess it hadn't come up in conversation before. 
'''Julie:''' [sigh] 
'''Chris:''' But... believe me, I'm telling you the truth. 
'''Julie:''' That's very hard to believe, Chris. I don't like liars. 
'''Chris:''' I'm not lying to you, I promise, I swear. 
'''Julie:''' I know, it's just hard to believe... 
'''Chris:''' I know it's hard-it's hard to believe, but it's the truth. 
'''Julie:''' I, I have my doubts. 
'''Chris:''' Uh, hang on, I'll uh, talk to my mom... You can uh, you can listen in. 
'''Julie:''' Ok. 
'''Chris:''' Oh hey mom 
'''Barb:''' Yeah 
'''Chris:''' Hey mom, you sure there isn't a way to go see aunt (Frank?) tonight so I give her da last hug? 
'''Barb:''' Christian... 
'''Julie:''' [laugh] 
'''Barb:''' Christian. She won't even know you're there. [???] She knows you love her. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah but at least I was able to give her my, give her my last "I love you" when I called her the other day. 
'''Barb:''' That's right, that call was fine. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Alright mom, I'll talk to you later. Did you get that Julie? 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, could you ask your mom if I can talk to her? 'Cause I've wanted to talk to her for a while. 
'''Chris:''' Oh... I'm not sure if she's in the mood, but... 
'''Julie:''' C'mon, just ask, please? 
'''Chris:''' I'll ask her. 
'''Julie:''' Ask her if I can talk to her, please, for me? 
[static] 
'''BlueSpike:''' Use spell "summon Snorlax". 
'''Chris:''' I'm not going to come out way over there mom. I was just talking to my friend Julie on the PSN Network she wants to, uh, say hello to you. 
'''Barb:''' I'm not able to talk to her right now. 
'''Chris:''' Uh, because you're emotional? 
'''Barb:''' [annoyed] I am not able to talk to anybody right now, would you leave the room? 
'''Chris:''' See ya later. 
'''BlueSpike:''' Summon failed! 
'''Chris:''' Uhhhh... yeah, she just um... she's all broken up right now. 
'''Julie:''' That's ok, I understand. Maybe another time. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, another time. She's like uh, possibly after the funeral somewhere around that time. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 

=== Comic Talk ===
'''Chris:''' Anyway, I got a couple more pages done. 
'''Julie:''' Did you color them? 
'''Chris:''' Basically, uh I just... I got a couple pages done today in the comic. 
'''Julie:''' Did you color them? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, no. I uh, gotta draw them actually it's more like one half pages but I introducde the the teacher of the class. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, what is it? 
'''Chris:''' Her name is uh... hmm...I didn't really give her a first name but I called her Ms. Jackaras 
'''Julie:''' Ah. 
'''Chris:''' Now, you see, confidentially, it's actually Sarah Jackson if you recall. 
'''Julie:''' Ah. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know another one of my [[gal-pals]] who died back in October, she had an autistic sister. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, and can I ask you something? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Back in comic, uh, the spring break issue? Why... Why did one of the girl gal-pals, whoever they were, I'm sorry, I forget, why did they get killed by Optimus Prime? 
'''Chris:''' No, no... that wasn't, that was, that happened to Sarah Jackson, yeah she got hit by a truck. 
'''Julie:''' But why did you have to- but isn't that punishing Optimus Prime's good name by making Optimus Prime that killed her? 
'''Chris:''' No, it's not necessarily recognizable or something, I never fully... 
'''Julie:''' But you said it was Optimus Prime, I think, didn't you? 
'''Chris:''' I never have- now wait, I can look up that page in my number 8 book 
'''Julie:''' Well at the every least... it looks enough like Optimus Prime to know it is. Most people would think it's Optimus Prime and I thought it was. 
'''Chris:''' I just meant it as a parody, but anyway I never, I never drew in the full Autobot symbol, just the basic outline. 
'''Julie:''' [sigh] 
'''Chris:''' And, you know, that could be any truck. 
'''Julie:''' But not very many trucks have a paint scheme such as Optimus Prime, that's why he's like a unique character, that's how you can see him in a crowd 'cause of his unique paint job. It's alright, it's alright if it's Optimus Prime, I just wanna know, please? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm reading in the book here, and I never said that it was Optimus Prime. I never said. It's just... It's just a truck the hit her while she was driving 
'''Julie:''' [sigh] alright. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. [silence] [???] 
'''Julie:''' Sorry, I coughed a bit. 
'''Chris:''' Sorry, it sounded like you might have sobbed a bit 
'''Julie:''' mm, kind of. I just, I feel bad for what happened to her. Let's just move on. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, let's move on. By the way, you know, for your information, the one I refer to as a troll? Yeah, that was Blanca Weiss. 
'''Julie:''' Oh. 
'''Chris:''' If you recall. 
'''Julie:''' Oh. But I thought Blanca was real? 
'''Chris:''' Well I thought she was too, but then somebody with so much information got me good, and it turned out she was a troll. 
'''Julie:''' Oh. That's no good. 
'''Chris:''' Anyway, her fav- but anyway she said that her favorite movie was ''Troll 2'', so I drew that- so I wrote "TROLLZ" with a "Z" as a backwards 2. 
'''Julie:''' Oh... So Chris, is there anything you want to talk about? 
'''Chris:''' Hmm, well, basically, I'll let you in on the... hang on a second, something messed up... [sigh] hmm, there we go. Anyway, uh, I guess I could show you the uh drawing I did in the pages I drew today. I can give you a look at those. 
'''Julie:''' Okay. 
'''Chris:''' Go ahead and look at them. But mostly dialogue from the feature I did- put- did them on those-the 2 pages. 
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, can I ask you a quick question first? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Do you think maybe I could be in this comic strip as your sweetheart? 
'''Chris:''' Ehh, eventually yeah. I mean uh- I might reveal that at the uh- end of this one. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, cool. 
'''Chris:''' But, you know, in the meantime I could uh- introduce you as a student in this class. Would ya like that? 
'''Julie:''' Sure, ok. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway- y'see that first drawing there? that's on eh- page 4. 
'''Julie:''' Ah ok. 
'''Chris:''' This one's on page 6... so like I said, I'm ah like ah- eh- like half done. Mostly dialogue. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, ok. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'll show you something else [???] 6th pages at the end which uh, I'm considering to be an optional scene, possibly deleted, but I'll letcha have a [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_36 look]. 
'''Julie:''' Uh, could you like, read it to me? Cause I can't see the text bubbles. 
'''Chris:''' Yes... so anyway- Meanwhile, at Sonichu and Rosechu's house, 
'''Julie:''' Oh god. 
'''Chris:''' She's doing laundry in the garage. Couple LEGO go-karts... for uh, in real life I have done- actually created LEGO sonichu and rosechu figures... With uh, some model magic and super glue and ''REAL'' lego pieces that goes with their Go-Karts. Anyway, Sonichu enters- he enters the garage, he says: "Rosie!", oh uh like- uh- like, oh, there she is. Like, you know staring lovingly at her, and goes LOOK AT THIS! Heh. 
'''Julie:''' Oh goodness! 
'''Chris:''' Heh. Yeah but anyway after that she says uh... anyway he says "Hey sweet bolt" and uh she s- she like thinks to herself, "I love being appreciated and fully understood for my- being as well as my bod". [chuckles] There's a little-joke there like I said it's an optional thing but anyways she turns around and she says "Sweet bolt! I was just doing some laundry!" 
'''Julie:''' Oh god. [loud AH] 
'''Chris:''' Uh...Uh, what were you saying there, before you said ah? 
'''Julie:''' Oh all I said was ah. I'm sorry. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Ok. Then on the next page, uh if you look down there she says "Oh is there an issue on your mind or is this business or pleasure?" [pause, Julie doesn't react] and he says, uh, "You know me, either way!" [Julie huffs] but he was thinking like, you know he realizes, "oh yeah the news", he just, he came in cuz he saw that on television. 
'''Chris:''' Well anyway, here's a treat, kisses. 
'''Julie:''' [squawk] 
'''Chris:''' And then uh, he- and then he tells her, "I do have some not so good news I've just heard about on the web." 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' "I've just chatted with uh, our fans, in one of the chats, with the uh, true and straight fans who are good. Couple of homo fans came in while I was just like uh, Christian I can help and respect them as individuals and they're being loyal fans is cool, but uh they have, this is just a part of the comic series heavily wronged. Are comics, drawing from words when they were supposed to put the [[Homos|homos']] lifestyle and the positive light and all, both being straight as our God has made us to be, and never the opposite. 
'''Julie:''' Chris, I'm- 
'''Chris:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Julie:''' Chris I'm gonna have to stop you, I really think I should talk to you. It's about- it's about the homosexuals. Why do you-I- I don't see why you hate them so much, it-it's-it's hard that you hate them so much, alright? I can't understand why you would possibly hate them so much, I'm sorry. 
'''Chris:''' [frustrated sigh] 
'''Julie:''' W-why, there's no reason to hate them! Just let them have their opinions, they're people like you and me! 
'''Chris:''' Yeah like I said, this is an optional scene. 
'''Julie:''' Chris, you're avoiding, you're avoiding what I'm saying. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Well I'm sorry. Um...Yeah well like I told you before I had the bad experiences with the... homos, and uh- 
'''Julie:''' [sternly] Yes, but that's no reason to hate them for who they are. 
'''Chris:''' Uh, but upon MODERN opinion-[stammers] I'm willing to- I'm okay to- I'm able to- I'm capable of coping with them and being around them, and willing to be friends and respect them- 
'''Julie:''' [interrupts] But you said yourself in a video that you hate the homos. 
[pause] 
'''Chris:''' Hm... [sighs] 
'''Julie:''' Eh-It's-just-just- keep reading, I need to- just- please keep reading. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, anyway, this is uh anyway this is the part that really makes 'em angry, about uh, because to make matters worse, I was quoted most wrongfully by- by one in college with a paper promoting his lifestyle, which is wrong, and they're even dedicating a float of me, in their... parade. 
'''Julie:''' [snickers] 
'''Chris:''' He wants nothing to do with them and promoting the uh, that way of life. If he'd meant for us to live like that-like that he'd a made us asexual in the first place. And it's like-and it's like he gets a little more angry and he says, we're all straight in the world of CWCville, except for the villains and above you, me being straight, Rosechu, our true creator, [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is straight, and then he climbs the wall, knocks over a couple of plants and uh... 
'''Julie:''' Cool, plants. 
'''Chris:''' ...plants and a bottle of like, laundry detergent, and if you look at the formation there it's like uh, something else. 
'''Julie:''' I can't see it right. Can you describe it to me? I actually can't see it. 
'''Chris:''' Like he uh hits the w- he bangs the wall knocks over a couple of potted plants and a bottle of laundry detergent and if you look at that uh, it looks like something el- it looks like uh, something else. 
'''Julie:''' [exasperated] I can't see very well, just tell me what it is, please. 
'''Chris:''' [enunciating; completely not understanding] Two potted plants and a bottle of laundry detergent. They were on a shelf. 
'''Julie:''' Yes but- you don't need to be rude about it, I'm just asking. 
'''Chris:''' I'm sorry. 
'''Julie:''' That's alright. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyways. Knocked them off the shelf. Two potted plants and laundry detergent. [pause, background noise] And then...they get the potted plants get smashed on the floor and uh, the laundry detergent opens up and some of the laundry detergent oozes out. 
'''Julie:''' Huh. 
'''Chris:''' And then- then there's no more... there's another page with Rosechu, uh she's saying "Oh I'm sorry you had to go through all that. I will always be here to fight them with you by your side. Come here and I'll help you recover from your heckish trial with our sacred heavenly true love." 
'''Julie:''' Oh, that's nice. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. So like I said those uh- 6 pages are just an optional scene I might uh- at least I- I mi- I might do some editing there or uh, just leave it out altogether. 
'''Julie:''' Oh okay. 
'''Chris:''' [long pause] Yeah...warm in here. 

=== What if Clyde killed Julie? ===
'''Julie:''' So Chris, how was your day today, aside from your um, all the news about your aunt. 
'''Chris:''' Eh, it's been ok, it's been ok. And aside from you know the uh, news about my aunt I was worried about you after I heard you scream and then- then you got logged off. But yeah, you told me it was your brother, giving you a fright for fun and then the power went out. 
'''Julie:''' What did you think happened? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I told you like uh, I mean I thought that maybe Clyde had come in and uh, hurt or tried to kill you. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' I was really frightened for you. 
'''Julie:''' [not even bothering with a different voice for the rest of the chat] Chris, can I ask you a serious question. 
'''Chris:''' Yes. 
'''Julie:''' What would you do if I died, and you knew it was Clyde. 
'''Chris:''' I would have- I would have definitely put- I would have definitely gotten that uh, fight video up sooner [stammers] I just- I gave it some more thought, uh- while I was uh- doing my uh, errands and uh, and I thought about uh, you know taking live segments of me breaking the wood and uh, all that stuff and compounding it together into EyeCreate and uh, adding an audio background of uh, Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger". 
'''Julie:''' Ye-Chr- Chris! If I died, and it was because of Clyde, if my life had ended, ''what would you do''? You would make a video about it? Really? 
'''Chris:''' Makin-makin' that fight-uh with that fight video with like you know, uh, what I would do to Clyde...would be up sooner. 
'''Julie:''' But-my-my- I would be dead. And just, you would just make a video...to-to fight him more? 
'''Chris:''' [stammers] But-but before, I would hear the news- 
'''Julie:''' [Unintelligible, Julie interrupts] 
'''Chris:''' Stop stop stop. I would uh...here...Julie? 
'''Julie:''' Hi. 
'''Chris:''' You ok? 
'''Julie:''' I'm kind of upset. 
'''Chris:''' I'm sorry. But anyway listen, I would hear the news first, and then eventually I would do the video. But uh, my first reaction I would cry for you. [pause] Cry for you. 
'''Julie:''' [pause, voice in background sounds like "no shit man"] 
'''Chris:''' [long pause] I love you Julie. 
'''Julie:''' I love you too, Chris. I'm just a bit frustrated, that's, that's all 
'''Chris:''' I understand, and I'm sorry for uh, leading you towards feeling frustrated. 
'''Julie:''' [sighs] 
[pause] 
'''Julie:''' [begins to say something] 
'''Chris:''' Do you need some- 
'''Julie:''' What? 
'''Chris:''' Hm? 
'''Julie:''' What were you gonna say- 
'''Chris:''' I was gonna say- I was gonna ask you if you needed some, uh time and space. 
'''Julie:''' No, I- 
'''Chris:''' -to recover. 
'''Julie:''' No that's alright, I don't need time. I'm alright 
'''Chris:''' You're ok? 

=== Julie and Barb's work history ===
'''Julie:''' Yeah I'm ok. So is there anything you want to talk about right now? Anything you would like to ask me? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, let me think a moment. [long pause] So I trust your day's been good? 
'''Julie:''' Yes it has. 
'''Chris:''' You work as a temp representative. 
'''Julie:''' A receptionist. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah receptionist, I was about to say that. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Well you know, uh, relatively, my mom was a recep-was like uh, working in Recovery as a receptionist over at First North American National Bank. 
'''Julie:''' Oh! 
'''Chris:''' Over in Chestfield County. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, that's where [??] is! 
'''Chris:''' Just after- after she retired from uh, the work at Virginia Power. 
'''Julie:''' Oh. 
'''Chris:''' So it's basically the same thing. 
'''Julie:''' Oh that's nice. 
'''Chris:''' She was definitely not a temp! 
'''Julie:''' Hmm. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah but eventually she did retire, and, you know the kinda story! 
'''Julie:''' Yep. [pause] So Chris... 
'''Chris:''' And uh...oh yeah, go ahead. 

=== Do this video for me ===
'''Julie:''' When are you gonna do that fighting video, 'cause I was thinking, what you could do, is you could try doing like some jump kicks, maybe a few kicks, like, p- punches and kicks. I guess you could grab that Rock Band box and like, pile drive it. Try that. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. I mean if I can't find any wood I would definitely beat some boxes up, at least. [laughs] 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, what about that blow-up doll? Don't you have like, 2 at least? 
'''Chris:''' ...Oh. The uh, blow-up doll. Yeah I did have 2, one for backup, but uh, like a few weeks ago when I was uh, doing a thing-when I was doing a thing with it, it got an internal injury and uh, it deflated. 
'''Julie:''' Awww. 
'''Chris:''' By internal injury I mean like it got punctured on the inside so, so when it gets like punctured on the inside it's like, hard to find it and fill, [short sigh] fill it up. 
'''Julie:''' Wait, how would it get punctured though, was it punctured with [[Duck|your...]] 
'''Chris:''' You know, too much uh, pressure- too much uh...uh, pumping force, you might say, if you're willing to call it that. Or, you know, possibly from [[Obesity|weight]], but you know it had a good run. 
'''Julie:''' So I guess what we could do is... Chris, do you know what you should do? 
'''Chris:''' Hm? 
'''Julie:''' You should try and make that [[For Julie's Eyes Only|video]], you know of you doing your thing with the love doll for me? You could do that like, tonight. And then tomorrow you could beat that same one up so you won't have to uh, get like another one. 
'''Chris:''' Alright. I'll uh, I'll make that video for you tonight. But uh, I mean-I don't-I don't want to upload it to youtube- 
'''Julie:''' Of course, you can send it over Skype, I think. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I think- I think that might be uh, advisable. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, then you can-yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah buts it's gotta be uh, only playable on your PS3 so after you get it and uh, after you get it you would have to copy it to like a memory stick or flash drive and uh, copy it to- 
'''Julie:''' [interrupting] Can you send- are you sure you can't send it so I can play it on my PC? I can't always use my PS3. 
'''Chris:''' Alright I suppo-Yeah I suppose I could reformat it to a viable format that's- that'll make it also playable on PSP as well, so it's also playable on the PC. 
'''Julie:''' Thank you, actually I'd appreciate that. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. [pause] 
'''Julie:''' So is there anything you want to ask me? 
'''Chris:''' [frustrated sigh, pause] I'm sorry, my mind's drawing a blank. 
'''Julie:''' There's nothing you want to ask me? 
'''Chris:''' You could talk about yourself. 

=== Life in Molvanîa ===
'''Julie:''' [Chris and Julie talk over each other] Oh you know a lot about me already... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah but I don't know ''everything'' about you. 
'''Julie:''' Well... ask questions. What would you like to know about me. Anything at all. 
'''Chris:''' [pause] Hmmm. Well would asking you about h-about- to describe your life in Molvanîa... bother you? 
'''Julie:''' My...life in Molvanîa? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Well, it was a poor country mostly. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. So I heard. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, so-so except most of us I was actually able to import PS3. It was-extremely lucky of me. I learned the basic English language and still [develops slight accent] getting the hang of it, you see. 
'''Chris:''' That's good. [pause] Oh actually you know I just remembered a question I wanted to ask you, did you mail off that letter? 
'''Julie:''' Yes, I did, today. 
'''Chris:''' Ok, well I'll look forward to receiving it in the mailbox. 
'''Julie:''' Alright. 
'''Chris:''' Alright but, please keep talking about Molvanîa. [begins pronouncing Molvanîa as Julie did] 
'''Julie:''' Well, that's pretty much it. It was a poor country, I didn't-I don't really remember much about my upbringing. 
'''Chris:''' You don't remember much of your upbringing, so your early years. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Your early years. 
'''Julie:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Did you go to school in Molvanîa? 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, I did 
'''Chris:''' How'd that- how was school there? 
'''Julie:''' It was very low budget. I didn't learn a whole lot. Mostly, the girls in Molvanîa learned how to cook and clean. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Were you in one of those- I bet you were in one of those classes, weren't you. 
'''Julie:''' What-what classes. 
'''Chris:''' The uh, cooking and cleaning. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, home-ec, yeah it was basically a giant home economics school, for the girls. I-I was able to learn a little bit of um, like 8th-grader math. 
'''Chris:''' That's good. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 

=== Chris is good at math but can't get a job ===
'''Chris:''' [[Chris and his Ego|You know I'm a pretty good math genius myself.]] I took a lot of math courses in my lifetime. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Including uh-including uh-I've gotten- I've gotten all the way up to college trigonometry as li-, as far as I can recall. 
'''Julie:''' [uninterested] Hmm. 
'''Chris:''' [pause] Hm. So, I'm pretty smart, when it uh comes to that. Cause I got like uh, A's in those math classes. 
'''Julie:''' [disappointed] Chris, if...[unintelligible] you got A's in math, then why don't you get a job? Like, a really- one with like- ugh,I mean like a really- a big job, that pays a lot, you have to be good at math for, what's it called... 
'''Chris:''' Well, I- Computer Aided Drafting and Design? The one I got the degree for? 
'''Julie:''' Yeah I mean like you could be like- I don't know. I'm just- I'm not positive. Just cause...Chris, I'm an immigrant; it's sad to say and they won't let me get that many good jobs. It's gonna be up to to you I think to make the most money for our household. 
'''Chris:''' I understand.[pause, clears throat] But you know I'm stil- I'm looking into that. 
'''Julie:''' Alright, that's good. 
'''Chris:''' Oh uh, let me ask you uh, after you come over here do you think you're gonna look for an apartment? 
'''Julie:''' I-I explained- in-in my letter, I prefer not to talk about the- I- I- tell you in my letter. I- I've said this a few times. 
'''Chris:''' Ok. But you know, well just so you know you're welcome to stay in my room. Bunk with me. 
'''Julie:''' In- In a couple of days, you will understand what is going on. 
'''Chris:''' Okay. 
[pause] 

=== Bob's Job ===
'''Julie:''' So is there anything else you wanna talk about? 
'''Chris:''' Well you know we talked about my mom, I'll tell you about my father a bit. 
'''Julie:''' Alright. 
'''Chris:''' He worked at uh, GE which is often known as General Electric. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah I know. 
'''Chris:''' And uh, yeah he did a lot of work in there, but among the to- most things he decided to do, he designed the controls for the plastic molding machines. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' So without him you couldn't have anything like, uh Playstation controller, the plastic covering for that.
 '''Julie:''' Wait, are you saying he made the controls for a machine that makes the plastic? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Well- it-it- I would say it's quite revolutionary if he designed the machine that made the plastic, but just the controls...that is something good, that's extremely well, but... eh. 
'''Chris:''' It makes him an unsung hero. He has his own patents on it as well. 
'''Julie:''' Really? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Oh. 
'''Chris:''' Got all the papers and everything. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' So what else is on your mind? 
'''Julie:''' Uh not really, just uh...I don't know 
'''Chris:''' A little tired? 
'''Julie:''' No, not tired. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand some emotions and all that. 
'''Julie:''' I don't know- I'm just- I don't know about like, us [trails off] and the doubt... 
'''Chris:''' We've got time. We can meet each other in person, then we can see how it works from there. 
'''Julie:''' I hope so. 
'''Chris:''' ''Ich Ben Schwell''. 
'''Julie:''' I know Chris. Thank you. Thank you.
 '''Chris:''' Mmmm. ''[Makes creepy kissing noises]'' Hey. I'm pretending to hug you.
 '''Julie:''' Hmm. That makes me happy. Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Do you think I could watch you color a Sonichu page?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... I don't really feel like coloring, I'd like to get more DRAWING done.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, I guess. Can I watch you do some drawing then, because I would love see your creative process and your writing, and maybe I can help you write some things.
 '''Chris:''' Hm... Alright, hang on. ''[fumbles around for a while]''
 '''Julie:''' Hey Chris? I was wondering...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah?
 '''Julie:''' Could you do something for me?
 '''Chris:''' Uhhh... what?
 '''Julie:''' There's this Anime I really like, ''Fist of the North Star'', have you ever heard of it?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... ''Fist of the North Star''?
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I've heard of it.
 '''Julie:''' Have you ever watch it?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, but you may say I'm WELL aware of it.
 '''Julie:''' Oh! Oh, you have the Gameboy game.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' So you know how the main character has that one move, and he does the ''[makes weird noise from the show]'' "Ahh-ta-ta-ta-ta", can you do that for me?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I probably could, they did a parody of that in an episode of ''Excel Saga''. So...
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, could you do that?
 '''Chris:''' I was thinking of doing that in uh, later part of this book since, uh...
 '''Julie:''' No, could you say it for me?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, say it.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Does impression of whatever that "ah-tatatatata" thing is]'' ...and pancake!
 '''Julie:''' ''[Laughs]'' Wait, what did you say at the end?
 '''Chris:''' I said "and pancake!"
 '''Julie:''' Oh! Heh...
 '''Chris:''' Part of the ''Excel Saga'' parody there.
 '''Julie:''' ''[Yawn]'' Sometimes I just get so bored, I don't know what to do.
 '''Chris:''' You could sing.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah...
 '''Chris:''' ''[In a weird voice]'' Do you have any songs that you'd like to sing?
 '''Julie:''' Uh, hmm... I'm not sure. I have so many songs... Uh, what songs do you know? Oh, how about "You're the Best" from ''Karate Kid''?
 '''Chris:''' I never heard that one.
 '''Julie:''' You haven't seen ''Karate Kid''?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I have not.
 '''Julie:''' You know, "You're the best around, nothing's gonna ever take you down", that one?
 '''Chris:''' Sorry, I don't know that one.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, what songs do you know?
 '''Chris:''' Hm... gimme a moment. ''[fumbles around]''
 '''Julie:''' Chris, how about you sing me one of your own songs?
 '''Chris:''' Hm, okay, well I was just uh, thinking of one. I've got one, hang on a minute... ''[begins to sing]'' "We're no strangers to love... You know the rules and so do I... A full commitment's what I-" ''[Interrupted by his phone ringing]''
 '''Julie:''' ''[Yells something]''
 '''Chris:''' Anyway...
 '''Julie:''' Chris, even if it's someone you don't know you should answer it, it could be important.
 '''Chris:''' Hm, they can leave a message... Plus it's on my cell phone so my father's not gonna answer that.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah... So Chris, sing me more songs that you know.
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what was that?
 '''Julie:''' Sing me more songs that you know.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, I... Let me think of another one then.
 '''Julie:''' Chris, how about the ''Pokemon'' theme?
 '''Chris:''' Oh... Good grief. I haven't heard the original ''Pokemon'' theme in a... I doubt I can even remember it at this point.
 '''Julie:''' ''[In a deeper voice than ever]'' "I wanna be the very best", that one, come on. You know it.
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' I'll sing you another song I do know, hang on-
 '''Julie:''' Come on, Chris, try your best! For me? Please?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Chris defeatedly tries to sing the Pokemon theme song]'' "I'm gonna be the very best, the best you can't deny... Dun dun dun..." And that's about it for that one. Basically I'm spent on that one.
 '''Julie:''' Oh. Alright. Well is there anything else you wanna sing?
 '''Chris:''' It's just uh... Here's a good one. "If you're strong, you can fly... You can reach the other side, of the [[rainbow]]..."
 '''Julie:''' Oh I remember that, that's from Sonic's CD.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Chris I want you to sing "[[Yellow is a Mellow Color]]" for me.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Without hesitation]'' Okay. "Yellow is a mellow color, yes it is it's a mellow color, Sonichu zaps the lightning, heyyyyy, mellow color!"

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BlueSpike PSN Chat 1

2020-08-31T17:40:10Z

Byzantine: Added audio

'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 1''' was the first [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 16 February 2009.

While this is the first of their PSN chats, they had been in communication for more than six weeks at this point, and chatted many times via Mumble and other methods.

==Summary==

This chat takes place just before the death of Chris's [[Aunt Corrina]], and his odd grasp of empathy is very much on display. He easily transitions from the death of his aunt to talking about the possibility of a three-way with Julie, but later talks about crying with his mother over her sister's illness. He says it sometimes takes some time for bad news to sink in before he reacts. (Corrina died 15 days after this chat took place, on 21 February.) In regards the threesome, Julie points out the [[hypocrisy]] of Chris's refusal to bring another man into the relationship, since he'd be happy to bring in another woman. When pressed, Chris says he'd be fine with sharing Julie with another man, although whether he actually meant it is an open question.

Other aspects of Chris and Julie's conversation cover more mundane topics. We get a glimpse of an ordinary day in Chris's life - breakfast from [[Burger King]], dinner from IHOP, feeding the family [[cats]], a meeting with his counselor [[Rocky Shoemaker]], coloring comic pages, and playing video games in between. He is, as usual, slacking off on the comics he has promised to produce.

At one point, BlueSpike tries to get Chris's mother [[Barbara]] online, and while Chris is away he goes into a gleeful fit about "waking the Snorlax." However, it turns out that Barbara is too tired (and overweight and immobile) to come up and talk.

Towards the end of the chat, Chris talks a bit about his employment prospects. His [[Bob Chandler|father]], apparently, has informed him that his autism would make it hard to hold down a regular job. Chris claims that he plans to look for volunteer work instead, but he seems confused as to the basic definition of "volunteer" - he thinks he can do volunteer work and still get paid. When Julie points this out, he suddenly becomes afraid that Julie might leave him, and presses her on her plans to come visit him soon. She puts him off by promising more details in her upcoming letter, and the trolls mock Chris as he returns to work on his comics.

==Julie's Letter==

[[Image:LetterfromJulie(1of2).jpg|thumb|The letter that Julie sent Chris.]]

{{quotebox|2009 Feb. 15

Dear Chris-Chan Sonichu aka 
Christian Weston Chandler,

<nowiki>I'm writing you a letter like you wanted me to though the "snail mail". It's a lot harder to write a letter then it is to tyPe one. =P But I love you enough that I'll do your request but e-mail is SO much easier so don't expect me to do this again any time soon. I also have an important message. As it turns out I will sadly not be able to make the trip to Virginia. I just don't have the money to get transportation to go there. So I will not be able to meet you in person unless you can possibly come here instead. =S Maybe now that you have this letter you can finally prove to your parents I'm real and we can meet in person and much MUCH more if you know what I mean. MEOW~ =3 I need some REAL LIFE milk from my "milk MAN". Also I'm thinking of attending a little church since you seem to love it so much and I want more things in comon between us. I hoPe you have a good supply of "rain-coats" and I'm SURE we're going to run out. Tell me when you get this letter. Also I hope you enjoy the pics included a friend took them with their camera and Printed them out.</nowiki>

With tons of Love, 
Julie Milvana XOXOXO

<nowiki>[drawing of Sonic's head]</nowiki>

PS: As soon you recieve ''[sic]'' this letter, please read this letter out loud on a YouTube video, proving to those slanderous trolls that you have a true and honest loving heartsweet. I can't wait to use your face as a chair. <nowiki>;)</nowiki>}}

==Audio==

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = BlueSpike PSN Chat 1
| audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|bluespike_psn_chat_1}}
| Stardate = 16 [[February 2009]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Bluespike]]
| saga = {{Julie|text}}
}}

==Transcript==

'''Chris:''' How ya doing?
 '''Julie:''' Chris, you don't s-you don't seem too broken up about the fact that your aunt died.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, like I said, I'm still recovering. I mean, I'm hurtin' inside.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, all right.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so, uh, ya got, so, so ya got the answer to my question that I asked you?
 '''Julie:''' What question?
 '''Chris:''' In the message I sent ya earlier.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, that. Could you tell me it again? I forget.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. Yeah, I basically asked, uh, how you feel about a threesome.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, well, uh...
 '''Chris:''' After we’ve done, like our-
 '''Julie:''' Well that is something I want to talk about. Chris, you said you don’t want it with two men, 'cause it would be gay, but if I do it with two women, then it's the same thing with me. It's kinda hypocritical.
 '''Chris:''' Well, hmm, uh, let me put it—let me put it to you this way...
 '''Julie:''' [''interrupts''] What? I'm sorry but I'm really offended you would, uh, say that. I-I-I'm sorry but I'm somewhat offended.
 '''Chris:''' I'm so—I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
 '''Julie:''' Uh—That-that is okay, but, but, but that is just kind of offending. I-I just thought I would let you know that it’s quite offending to me. Because you-you know how when I say—
 '''Chris:''' [''interrupting, indistinct'']
 '''Julie:''' ‘Cause, Chris-
 '''Chris:''' Yes.
 '''Julie:''' -if you're willing to do that, then I would like a threesome with two men.
 '''Chris:''' Ehh... You know what? Uh... That's fine, that's fine.
 '''Julie:''' Really?
 '''Chris:''' ...Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Oh.
 '''Chris:''' You know, after we do it a few times, uh... Yeah, you know, if you want, if you really want to do it with two guys, I’ll let’ch—I’ll—I’ll—I will respect you for that.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you. I appreciate that.
 '''Chris:''' Okay. That's cool.
 '''Julie:''' So is there anything else you want to talk about?
 '''Chris:''' Yes. Hmm... Yeah, like I—like I, yeah, I was sa—I was sad that Au—that my Aunt Corina died.
 '''Julie:''' I thought you said she was dying.
 '''Chris:''' [''overlapping''] Yeah. Yeah, still dying, yeah. I’m sorry, I’m—I’m, I go—I said the wrong word; that was my mistake.
 '''Julie:''' That's okay.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but she i—she is dying. She, uh, she smoked.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, cancer? Chris? Chriiis?
 '''Chris:''' Sorry about that.
 '''Julie:''' [''interrupting, indistinct'']
 '''Chris:''' I pressed a, pressed the button on my headset.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, can I ask you a quick question?
 '''Chris:''' Sure.
 '''Julie:''' Since you can use your computer now, uh, when are you going to upload the fighting video and, um, what else? The video of our date.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, the video of our date. Yeah, there's a whole line [unintelligible] My voice didn't get recorded on that while your voice did.
 '''Julie:''' Huh, that's weird.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so I'm just gonna ha—so I’m—so I’m—I’m gonna… So soon enough I will figure out how I can add my voice to it and I will, uh, pretty much wing it in adding my voice around your voice.
 '''Julie:''' All right. And what about the, uh, fighting video?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I wi-I will do that soon.
 '''Julie:''' All right. All right, and another thing—
 '''Chris:''' [''interrupting''] Julie—
 '''Julie:''' -that I'd like to tell you about—You should really, I'm serious- you should really, really, really, fix your biological clock. Please.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I tell ya-I tell ya what, I fell asleep last night about 6:30 and I woke up this morning about 6.
 '''Julie:''' Oh.
 '''Chris:''' So I'll probably be falling asleep earlier tonight.
 '''Julie:''' Because I really want you to be able to answer me as soon as you get there.
 '''Chris:''' I understand... Uh, as soon as she—as soon as—as soon as I get there?
 '''Julie:''' No, no, I mean, I-I want you to be answering as soon as I send a message.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, I'm try—I’m sorry; say that again?
 '''Julie:''' I want you to be able to reply like, five minutes after I send a message.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, I understand. It's just that, you know, I'm not on my PS3 or my PC all the time, and-
 '''Julie:''' [''interrupting''] Neither am I. But I’m still able to make time.
 '''Chris:''' -go out. Yeah. Okay. That's cool; I understand. But yes, anyway, let me get back to what I was talking about. Yeah, uh, when I—yeah, my mom pi-I uh, talked, my mom picked me at the, uh, mall while I was out earlier today, and my father dropped me off there while I was at IHOP, so my father could get, like, a senior discount on the food there and then he could bring, uh, my sh-, bring me my sandwich home. Yeah, but anyway, the poi—anyway, the point is, my mom—when my mom got there, she picked me up. She-she broke the news to me there, and we—we basically cried on each other's shoulders.
 '''Julie:''' Aww.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, when I hear bad news the first time, sometimes, I mean, like, you know, sometimes, the hearing hits me, but, you know, but then, like, eh, it takes like a few minutes for me, for it to, uh, get in there and hit me worse, y’know? So it took like—it took like a few minutes before I start crying and I did cry.
 '''Julie:''' Aw, I'm sorry for your loss.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I appreciate that. So anyway, I think I was there for my mother to help comfort and, uh, she comforted me back.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Anyways, she's gonna le—gonna let me go to the funeral.
 '''Julie:''' Oh.
 '''Chris:''' My mom.
 '''Julie:''' Oh!
 '''Chris:''' I mean, she wouldn't let me go with her this weekend to visit. [''Chris gets phone call''] Excuse me. [''Hello!''] I’m okay; how are you?
 '''BlueSpike:''' Oh, God! [''laughing, even more high-pitched''] Oh, my God!
 '''Chris:''' [''still on the phone''] Yeah.
 '''BlueSpike:''' [''to Mumble, laughing, unintelligible sounds''] Let me turn my headset off, but WHAT THE FUCK?
 '''Chris:''' [''on phone''] All right, Mom—
 '''BlueSpike:''' Mom? [''indistinct incredulous sounds'']
 '''Chris:''' I'll come down soon and get my, uh, sandwich.
 '''BlueSpike:''' [''stifling a laugh'']
 '''Chris:''' All right, love you too. Bye-bye, Mommy. [to Julie] Yeah, just, that was my mom telling me to, uh, come down, to come downstairs to get the sandwich my dad brought home for me.
 '''Julie:''' What was that? I didn’t hear you.
 '''Chris:''' W-What was that?
 '''Julie:''' I didn't hear you. Can you repeat that?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, certainly. I said that my-that my mother would call me, tell me to go downstairs and, uh, get the sandwich my dad brought home for me from IHOP.
 '''Julie:''' [''stifled chuckle''] Oh, okay.
 '''Chris:''' Excuse me.
 '''Julie:''' What was that?
 '''Chris:''' Eh, just a small, just a small burp.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, all right.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Um, yeah, well, you know, thing... Oh, what wa—what was I talking about? Oh, yeah, my, uh, mom was to go visit Aunt Corina this weekend but she didn’t—she did not invite me along because somebody-she figured somebody had, because my, I needed to stay home, help, uh, you know, be there for my father in case something happens to him and I got, and I had to take care of the cats.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. Hey, Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Someday I actually want to talk to your mother. Do you think I could have her phone number?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, uh, I, let's see. I believe you have my cell phone number.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' All right, look, all right, well, it's a confidential thing here, so, uh, uh, I'll give you the home phone number. My father will answer it... Uh, I'm afraid I haven't told him about you, yet—
 '''Julie:''' Aw.
 '''Chris:''' But you know I did tell my mom about it.
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' So most likely he will answer it or possibly she will answer. But-
 '''Julie:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' -Y’know, just, uh, y’know… You could tell him that, uh, you just want to talk to "Barbara." That's her name, "Barbara."
 '''Julie:''' All right. So what's the number?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean... All right, so it's area 434.
 '''Julie:''' So 434.
 '''Chris:''' 990.
 '''Julie:''' 990.
 '''Chris:''' 0198.
 '''Julie:''' 0...
 '''Chris:''' 198.
 '''Julie:''' 01...0198?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' All right. 'Cause, just—
 '''Chris:''' That’s okay.
 '''Julie:''' -I want to talk to your mother.
 '''Chris:''' I understand.
 '''Julie:''' ‘Cause I think I should get to know her better.
 '''Chris:''' I hear you.
 '''Julie:''' What about your father? Does he have a phone?
 '''Chris:''' Well, we—we—we’re all-we all live in the same house.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, but just in case he's out. [Chris overlapping, indistinct] Because I want to be able to talk to your father about me.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, like I said, he’ll pro—he’ll—he’ll be more likely pick up the, uh, home phone than my mother will.
 '''Julie:''' Yes, Chris but I'll feel better if I got his, like, cell phone in case it’s an emergency and you're not...able to pick up.
 '''Chris:''' Um, hmm, wait. Uh, uh, wait. Could you repeat that?
 '''Julie:''' All right. Like, if it's, an emergency and you're not there or something. Like if you're not able to pick up, I'd really feel it would be better if I had your father's number so I could be able contact anyone in your family.
 '''Chris:''' Well, the phone number I just gave you is also my father's phone number.
 '''Julie:''' Like, do you—is that his, like-that's his cell phone?
 '''Chris:''' No, that's the home phone.
 '''Julie:''' No, I mean like... Does-he doesn’t have a cell phone?
 '''Chris:''' He does not have a cell phone.
 '''Julie:''' Oh. What about your mother? Is that... hers... or is that the home phone, too?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no. That’s the ho-I gave you the home phone number.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, all right. What about your mother; does she have a cell phone?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... No, she does not have a cell phone.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, all right.
 '''Chris:''' Well, we're thinking about getting her one.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah. If so, I really need the number, just in case.
 '''Chris:''' Well, I'd letcha talk to my mother and maybe, uh, she'll give it to you.
 '''Julie:''' All right. Oh, can I talk to your mother right now? You think?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I don't know, I mean, I got you in my ear piece.
 '''Julie:''' Do you think I can talk to your mother? ‘Cause that’d be great; I could get to know her really quickly.
 '''Chris:''' Well, you could try calling the home phone now, and, uh, she could get ‘er.
 '''Julie:''' But I would feel better... I would feel better if I could just talk to her on the PSN, ‘cause I would like to see her.
 '''Chris:''' Mm. All right, well, I don’t know if I could get her up here, but, uh, hang on.
 '''Julie:''' [laughs]
 '''Chris:''' I’ll see. Be right back.
 '''BlueSpike:''' Ohh… We just summoned the Snorlax! [''giggling'']

[''long pause, Family Guy heard in the background'']

'''BlueSpike:''' Oh, my God, guys, we woke the Snorlax! Oh sh-! We woke the Snorlax! Help! It’s gonna sit on me! Help! You’re right. You’re right. Oh, God. [hyperventilating sounds] All right. Let’s do this. [claps hands] Come on! [another pause] I wish Chris would stop listening to Family Guy. Come on, Snorlax. Come on, Snorlax! [laughs, starts singing] Let’s go, Ghostbusters! Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! Let’s go, Ghostbusters, let’s go... [dissolves in giggles] I’m waiting ‘til he gets here. You’ll see! [pause] I don’t think Barbara has g-is coming up the stairs.
 '''Chris:''' Gonna wait ‘til my mom, gets, uh... She’s feeling exhausted. ‘Cause, like I told ya, she just got home from her trip to, uh, to Richmond, uh, you know. Meanwhile, she and Uncle Tom've been going down to see Aunt Corina in the hospital she’s been.
 '''Julie:''' Oh... Okay. You think I could talk to her tomorrow?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, probably, if you call on the home phone.
 '''Julie:''' No, I mean on the PSN.
 '''Chris:''' Well, it depends on if I can get her up here at the time we have our chat on the w—on the PSN here.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, ‘cause I’m not able to get a phone, remember?
 '''Chris:''' Wha—Wait. [''says something that is interrupted by BlueSpike'']
 '''Julie:''' That’s why I didn’t get—that’s—that-that’s why I didn’t get-that’s why I didn’t give you a phone number before, because I don’t have a phone.
 '''Chris:''' Oh.
 '''Julie:''' Bu—I-It’s gonna have to be on the PSN.
 '''Chris:''' Well, wait a minute. You don’t ha—you don’t have a phone.
 '''Julie:''' No, I don’t.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. So... If you wanted to call my home phone number, what would you be calling on?
 '''Julie:''' I don’t know. A friend’s cell phone?
 '''Chris:''' Oh. I see. All right. Well, next time, uh, we have a PSN chat, I will, uh, see if my mom will be able to come upstairs.
 '''Julie:''' All right. Thank you.
 '''Chris:''' So, how was your day, then?
 '''Julie:''' Oh, it was good.
 '''Chris:''' That’s good. Anything of, uh, importance? Or anything exciting?
 '''Julie:''' No, nothing.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, still making you’re g-okay and all.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, you know, I talked to [sounds like Rye] about, uh [???] work, and also, uh, my father gave talk to me about the occupation today, uh... Yeah, he revealed to me that, uh, because of my autism that if some—the, uh, workers are-would be afra—probably would likely be afraid to hire me. So it’s not like I’m not trying but I am trying.
 '''Julie:''' Chris, didn’t you say a while ago that you weren’t autistic?
 '''Chris:''' No, I said I was high-functioning autistic. It’s-it’s [???] that, uh, [BlueSpike overlapping], that-that revealed that information to me that it was listed on Wikipedia that said that is not classified as a disability.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, so—
 '''Chris:''' Or, like a—or like a handicap. Somethin’ like that. But—y-but y—but I am classif—but that is, I am classified as disabled under my Social Security.
 '''Julie:''' Oh.
 '''Chris:''' But I am looking for the volunteer work.
 '''Julie:''' Chris, I don’t think you can get volunteer n-work that is—I think, uh, uh, it won’t. I don’t think it’s going to work anymore with you working at that pace. I-I-It’s-It’s not—
 '''Chris:''' Julie—
 '''Julie:''' -gonna work. It ju—it just won’t.
 '''Chris:''' Julie, please. Please, Julie, I—I’m—I am gonna find volunteer work that pays.
 '''Julie:''' I-I-I doubt it. I’m sorry, Chris; I love you, but I doubt it.
 '''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh''] Julie, you’re not breaking up with me now, are you?
 '''Julie:''' No. I am not. I am not breaking up with you.
 '''Chris:''' All right, just, like, you know, if you cou-I’d appreciate if you’d at least just give me the chance.
 '''Julie:''' I-I, I’m giving you—I’m giving you a great chance. I-I-I am. And, uh, but Chris. The-the word "volunteer"... I-i-it wou-means you’re doing it without pay. Volunteer work that pays... That’s contradicting volunteer work. I’m not breaking up with you; I’m tr—
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but—
 '''Julie:''' —I’m trying—I’m trying to help you. I’m trying to help you and me. I’m trying to help our relationship... I’m trying to help our relationship soar, okay, Chris?
 '''Chris:''' I-I appreciate your help. And I’m attempting your help. Oh, some AT failed B-b—uh, but trust me. It’ll work out in the end.
 '''Julie:''' [''exasperated sigh''] I doubt that, Chris. I’m not breaking up with you, but, I-I-I do have my doubts.
 '''Chris:''' Mm. Your doubts are reasonable.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you.
 '''Chris:''' And I—and I wi—and I—and I—and I am shooting for your, uh, for your ability to think and such.
 '''Julie:''' Thank you.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, but you still—you still—you still coming to, uh, vi—visit here, visit with me, right?
 '''Julie:''' I discussed that in my letter. I discussed that in my letter. I, uh, I’d rather not talk about it, ‘cause, uh, I discussed it in my letter.
 '''Chris:''' That’s fine. I understand. I’ll wait for your letter.
 '''Julie:''' All right.
 '''Chris:''' Anyway, before, uh, before I go—before I got the news about my aunt, uh, my day’s been okay.
 '''Julie:''' That’s nice. What did you do?
 '''Chris:''' Hm.
 '''Julie:''' Did you go outside today?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I went out. I went to go meet with Rocky today.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, yeah, that. Anything else?
 '''Chris:''' Well, let’s see... Because I woke up at 6:00, uh, I went to feed my cat, and then I, uh, then I did some, then I did some work on the, pl—on the pl—well, I played some—I played some Sonic for a little while, then I went out with my father to Burger King, went out to breakfast.
 '''Julie:''' Oh. Oh cool.
 '''Chris:''' And, uh, I came back home, and, I, uh, did some more colorful work.
 '''Julie:''' Oh. Oh! Did you work on any comic pages today, ‘cause, ‘cause, you know... What’s today? Yeah, today’s Monday, remember?
 '''Chris:''' Yes, [''unintelligible'']
 '''Julie:''' What you said?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah?
 '''Julie:''' You would upload comics by the week’s end, and I believe this is the week’s end. Where are the comic pages?
 '''Chris:''' Oh! Actually, I’ll, uh, I’ll, uh ge-I’ll get ‘em uploaded after we-after we finish up here.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, all right.
 '''Chris:''' But I ha-the thing is, but they won’t be colored in.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, all right.
 '''Chris:''' But I’ll get ‘em uploaded and I... You’ll-and you’ll see at least the first three pages tonight.
 '''Julie:''' ‘Cause you could always color ‘em later, right?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' All right, tha-that’s nice. Sorry, I hiccuped.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. I didn’t hear it. [''laughs'']
 '''Julie:''' Huh.
 '''Chris:''' I love you, Julie.
 '''Julie:''' I love you, too Chris.
 '''Chris:''' All right, I-I’ll go, I’ll go get ready to upload the comics.
 '''Julie:''' Can we talk after?
 '''Chris:''' ...Pages. Uh, yeah, sure, if you stay on your PSN account, and, uh, I’ll come back and open up a new chat window.
 '''Julie:''' All right, and just send me the invite.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Okay. I’ll talk to you later.
 '''Julie:''' All right.
 '''Chris:''' All right. Bye-bye.
 '''BlueSpike:''' [''coughs''] Thank. Fucking. God! [''unintelligible'']
 [''laughter'']
 '''BlueSpike:''' [''unintelligible''] Buh-bye. So, yeah, I’m gonna, yeah. Don’t worry.
 [''more laughter'']
 '''BlueSpike:''' I think I’m actually—I’m making some kind of progress with Chris at least.
 '''Clyde:''' No, you’re not. You’re [''unintelligible, interrupted by more voices'']
 '''BlueSpike:''' [''unintelligible'']
 [''voices overlapping'']
 '''Troll:''' Jesus Christ!
 '''Clyde:''' Volunteer work! With pay!
 [''silence'']
 '''Troll:''' Whatever.
 '''Troll:''' Oh, good.
 '''Troll:''' Who cares? That wasn—
 '''BlueSpike:''' Guys-

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Stamps

2020-08-31T17:01:10Z

Byzantine: Added Flerwer's art.

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[[File:Bobs_stamp_collection_Flerwer.png|thumb|An artist's beautiful abstraction of [[Bob]] lovingly collecting and caring for these stamps and then Chris selling them to buy [[Lego]].]]
[[File:Stamps original.mp400002.png|thumb|200px|Bob's stamp collection, pictured before being sold piecemeal so Chris could buy more toys.]]

'''Stamp collecting''' was a hobby enjoyed by both [[Bob]] and [[Chris]]. In March 2017, Chris began selling pieces of his late father's collection on [[eBay]], lying several times about needing to pay [[Financhu Crisis|bills]], but actually spending his profit on toys instead. He followed up by offering his own stamp album [[DStecks|for $1,000]]. He also hatched a new [[business]] scheme, consisting of a raffle in which participants could enter by purchasing stamps for a chance to win a [[Son-Chu]] figure and/or merchandise of Chris's [[Skylanders avatar]], which failed and lead to a massive loss of several hundred dollars.

==The hobby==
[[File:BatmanStamps.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris shared this photo as a tribute to Adam West's passing, 2017.<ref>[[June 2017 tweets#Adam West tributes]]</ref>
]]
Bob started his collection in the mid-1930s, when he was around eight years old. It began with a stamp from Romania, and the collection continued to reflect his interest in foreign countries and the United Nations. By the time of his death in 2011, he had amassed six boxes worth of stamp books<ref>[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]</ref>. The Romanian stamp, which he had kept through the decades, was still in his possession.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref>

Chris began his collection in 1992, at the age of ten. Bob had introduced him to the hobby, as he wanted to share his interests, and purchased a beginner's stamp album for him. Chris had filled in dozens of spaces in the book, indicating that he liked the hobby. Before the Financhu Crisis, Chris had been collecting stamps as late as 2014.<ref>[[June 2017 tweets#Adam West tributes|Photo of Batman stamps Chris shared. Note the 2014 dating.]]</ref>

==Sales==
[[File:Chandler-Stamp.Jpg|thumb|Chris's first stamp album. Look at those digits.]]

In 2017, Chris began offering stamp covers from Bob's set and his own stamp album on [[eBay]], ostensibly to pay [[Financhu Crisis|bills]]. However, this was quickly proven to be a [[lie]], as he had actually used the money to buy toys, as soon as one day after the first batch of Bob's stamp covers were listed.

He set prices for Bob's pieces at wildly fluctuating levels, some starting at $2, with others as high as $30. In a display of his [[ego]], he then tried to sell his personal stamp album for $1,000, despite the fact that Bob's stamps were decades old and more valuable whereas Chris's consisted of more recent releases.

===Bob's stamp collection===
[[File:Stamps original.mp400001.png|thumb]]
On 1 March 2017, Chris began selling pieces of Bob's stamp collection. In [[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it|a video advertising the sales]], he mentioned having six boxes of stamp books. Initial responses were good; in the first day, he made $63 in sales from eight listings. However, sales quickly stagnated, bouncing back only after subsequent mentions on Facebook. On 19 March, following ten days of no sales, he begged for more, and white knights swiftly responded by purchasing $41.50 across seven stamp covers. This was followed by another lull, and sales shot up again on 27 March after Chris announced a raffle ($35 in a day). However, on two subsequent mentions (the [[Son-Chu Review]] video and more pleas for sales following a tantrum over his refusal to get a job), he received $0 for his efforts.

An example of one listing's description is below:

{{quotebox|Region: United Nations Year of Issue: 1967 Topic: Flags, National Emblems Cancellation Type: First Day of Issue Color:Rainbow Quality: Lightly Hinged

United Nations Pavilion EXPO cachet 1967 first day cover, Gold Seal; part of a collection from my late father; it is in Great Condition; will ship in envelope between cardstock sheets for protection. Make multiple purchases to save on shipping fees.}}

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Number of stamps offered
! Number sold
! Sales revenue
! Revenue after fees, shipping
! Promotional expenses<ref>$750 for Skylanders, $40 for Son-Chu figure</ref>
! Net profit
! Profit wasted on toys<ref>[[List of toys#Bought in 2017 from eBay]]</ref> <ref>[[List of Chris's video games#PlayStation 4 (PS4)]]</ref>
|-
|67
|55
|$341
|$269.17
|$790
|Negative $520.83
|$90
|}

The following is a list of stamps Chris put up for sale, along with notes on pricing and when they were sold. All listings offer free shipping (meaning a piece of his revenue goes to cover shipping, about 50) cents per sale).

{{collapsible
|List of stamp covers offered for sale|
*'''United Nations Pavilion EXPO cachet 1967 first day cover, Gold Seal'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $6
*Sold: 1 March

*'''United Nations 25th Anniversary 1951-1976 UNPA first day cover'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $8
*Sold: 19 March

*'''United Nations Geneva Air Mail cachet 1977 first day cover'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2
*Sold: 1 March
*Relisted: 1 March
*Sold: 1 March

*'''United Nations Official Geneva cachet 1970 first day cover - Silver Seals'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $10
*Sold: 1 March

*'''United Nations Central Hall London cachet 1958 first day cover'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $8
*Sold: 19 March

*'''United Nations regular postage cachet 1962 Security Council first day cover'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $8
*Sold: 19 March

*'''United Nations Water Conference cachet 1977 first day cover'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5
*Sold: 19 March

*'''United Nations 25th Anniversary World Federation of United Nations Associates cachet 1951-1976 first day cover'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $8
*Sold: 1 March
*Relisted: 1 March

*'''United Nations World Intellectual Property Organization, L'Organisation Mondiale De La Propriete Intellectuelle, cachet 1977 first day cover'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5
*Sold: 1 March

*'''United Nations Geneva cachet 1977 Combattons Le Racisme first day cover'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Relisted: 4 April
*Price: $20 (Chris revised it down from $30)

*Note: A Kiwi Farms user placed a Best Offer of $5. Chris declined it.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-3-1-selling-bobs-stamp-collection.28698/page-11#post-2098923</ref>

*'''United Nations Geneva cachet 1977 Conseil de Securite first day cover'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $20
*Sold: 1 March

*'''United Nations Geneva cachet 1977 Conference des Nations Unies Sur L'Eau first day cover'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Relisted: 4 April
*Price: $20

*'''United Nations WFUNA cachet 1977 Hall Groat first day cover'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5
*Sold: 6 March

*'''United Nations WFUNA cachet 1977 Combat Racism first day cover'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5
*Sold: 1 March

*'''United Nations WFUNA cachet 1977 Security Council first day cover'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5
*Sold: 1 March

*'''United Nations Geneva cachet 1970 United Nations Postal Administration first day cover, with FOUR Stamps on it'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Relisted: 4 April
*Price: $25

*'''United Nations Geneva cachet 1970 United Nations Postal Administration Blue first day cover'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Relisted: 4 April
*Price: $10
*Sold: 12 April

*'''United Nations Geneva cachet 1969 UNPA Grey first day cover, with Four Stamps'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Relisted: 4 April
*Price: $20

*'''United Nations Geneva cachet 1969 UNPA first day cover, with Four Stamps'''
*Listed: 1 March, as Buy It Now
*Relisted: 4 April
*Price: $25

*'''United Nations WFUNA cachet 1977 Combat Racism (Grafitti) first day cover'''
*Listed: 2 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5
*Sold: 2 March

*'''United Nations WFUNA cachet 1977 Security Council first day cover'''
*Listed: 2 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5
*Sold: 2 March

*'''United Nations WFUNA cachet 1977 Water Conference first day cover'''
*Listed: 2 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5
*Sold: 19 March

*'''United Nations WFUNA cachet 1977 WIPO first day cover'''
*Listed: 2 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5
*Sold: 19 March

*'''United Nations Geneva cachet 1977 Combat Racism first day cover'''
*Listed: 2 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5
*Sold: 3 March

*'''United Nations Geneva cachet 1977 Conseil de Securite Cables first day cover'''
*Listed: 9 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2
*Sold: 9 March

*'''United Nations Geneva cachet 1977 Conseil de Sur L'Eau first day cover'''
*Listed: 9 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5
*Sold: 28 March

*'''United Nations Geneva cachet 1977 Intellectual Leonardo Da Vinci first day cover'''
*Listed: 9 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $20

*'''United Nations Security Council-Waldheim Succed Thant 1971 first day cover'''
*Listed: 9 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $30

*'''United Nations Commerative 1981 first day cover Sources D'Energie'''
*Listed: 9 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $20
*Sold: 9 April

*'''United Nations Commerative 1981 first day cover EnergieQeellen'''
*Listed: 9 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $20

*'''United Nations Commerative 1981 first day cover New and Renewable Energy Sources'''
*Listed: 9 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $20

*'''United Nations Commerative 1981 first day cover New and Renewable Energy Quellen'''
*Listed: 9 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $20

*'''United Nations 1975 International Women's Year Cover f/s0.60'''
*Listed: 9 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $10
*Sold: 17 April

*'''United Nations 1975 International Women's Year Cover f/s0.90'''
*Listed: 9 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $20

*'''United Nations 1973 first day cover 25th Anniversary Declaration of HR 40fs'''
*Listed: 19 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5
*Sold: 21 March

*'''United Nations 1973 first day cover 25th Anniversary Declaration of HR 80fs'''
*Listed: 19 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $7.50
*Sold: 31 March

*'''United Nations 1975 First Day Cover Peaceful Uses of Extra Space Atmosphere 60fs'''
*Listed: 19 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $7.50
*Sold: 31 March

*'''United Nations 1975 First Day Cover Peaceful Uses of Extra Space Atmosphere 90fs'''
*Listed: 19 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $10.00
*Sold: 1 April

*'''United Nations 1972 Fist Day Cover Environment 80fs'''
*Listed: 19 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2.50
*Sold 19 March

*'''United Nations 1972 Fist Day Cover Conserve Our Human Environment 15c'''
*Listed: 19 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5.00
*Sold: 8 April

*'''United Nations 1971 UN International School First Day Cover 25th Ann UNICEF'''
*Listed: 19 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2.50
*Sold: 28 March

*'''United Nations 1971 First Day Cover Art featuring Alexander Rutsch'''
*Listed: 19 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2.50
*Sold: 28 March

*'''United Nations 1972 Fist Day Cover Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons'''
*Listed: 19 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2.50
*Sold: 27 March

*'''United Nations Geneva 1972 Fist Day Cover Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons'''
*Listed: 19 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2.50
*Sold: 28 March

*'''United Nations 1973 FD Cover Against Drugs'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5
*Sold: 28 March

*'''United Nations 1974 World Population Year 60fs'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2.50
*Sold: 28 March

*'''United Nations Geneva 1972 FD Cover Economic Commission for Europe'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2.50
*Sold: 28 March

*'''United Nations 1973 FD Cover Vounteers of UN'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2.50
*Sold: 28 March

*'''United Nations 1974 FD Cover ILO Travel Bureau 60fs'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2.50
*Sold: 28 March

*'''United Nations Geneva Law of the Sea Official Geneva Cachet 1974'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2.50
*Sold: 28 March

*'''United Nations 1972 Jose Marie Sert FD Cover 15c'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2.50
*Sold: 28 March

*'''United Nations 1974 FD Cover Postal Union 60 fs'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $2.50
*Sold: 28 March

*'''United Nations 1974 FD Cover World Population Year 80fs'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $3.50
*Sold: 31 March

*'''United Nations 1974 FD Cover Bresil Art 1.00 Fs'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $10
*Sold: 14 April

*'''United Nations 1974 FD Cover ILO Travel Bureau 80fs'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $3.50
*Sold 29 March

*'''United Nations 1974 FD Cover NAMIBIA'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $10
*Sold: 10 April

*'''United Nations 1973 Decade of Disarmment'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5

*'''United Nations 1972 Jose Marie Sert FD Cover 40fs'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5
*Sold: 8 April

*'''United Nations 1972 Jose Marie Sert FD Cover 80fs'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5

*'''United Nations 1972 FD Cover Economic Commission for Europe'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $5
*Sold: 8 April

*'''United Nations 1972 FD Cover UN Air Mail Da Vinci'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $10
*Sold: 10 April

*'''United Nations 1972 FD Cover UN Air Mail Pilatre de Rozier'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $10
*Sold: 14 April

*'''United Nations 1972 FD Cover UN Air Mail Otto Lilienthal'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $10
*Sold: 12 April

*'''United Nations 1972 FD Cover UN Air Mail Sir George Cayley'''
*Listed: 27 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $10
*Sold: 16 April

*'''United Nations Geneva cachet 1977 INTELLECTUAL LEONARDO DA VINCI first day cover'''
*Listed: 4 April, as Buy It Now
*Price: $15
*Sold: 10 April
}}

===Chris's stamp album===
Two days after offering pieces of Bob's stamp collection for sale, generally for $5 per piece, Chris listed [http://archive.is/M5yKc his personal stamp album] for a whopping $1,000. Unsurprisingly, it failed to sell and the listing expired from eBay the next month. Chris then relisted it, still asking for the full $1,000 price, eventually cutting the price 50%. It again failed to sell, and he relisted it again in May; a day later, he slashed the price to $250.

*Listed: 3 March 2017, as Buy It Now
*Price: $1,000, reduced to $500 on 17 April and reduced to $250 on 5 May.
*Shipping: Free

{{quotebox|
As owned by Christine Weston Chandler, formally known as Christopher, followed by Christian, as signed back in 1992 at 10 years old; she is to become famous for her art and comics of her very own Sonichu and Rosechu characters, is this unique copy of "A First Stamp Album for Beginners", from Robert Obojski, published in 1984. As shown in the images, and in between the remaining pages, are a variety of select stamps personally added into the book's pages, and then some with additional pages, and a few loose stamps that remained in there from as early as June, 1992. As a collectible, and educational material, you can take a page from my book to get a start in your own Stamp Collection, and the enclosed stamps are quite valuable too; more than a hundred various stamps included. Very Sentimental too. }}

<center><gallery>
File:Cwc stamp album1.jpeg
File:Cwc stamp album2.jpeg
File:Cwc stamp album3.jpeg
File:Cwc stamp album4.jpeg
File:Cwc stamp album5.jpeg
File:Cwc stamp album6.jpeg
File:Stampbonus.jpeg|Bonus stamps
</gallery></center>

A troll asked a stamp collector friend to contact Chris and attempt to inform him that his asking price was too high. Chris responded<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-3-1-selling-bobs-stamp-collection.28698/page-15#post-2114976</ref>:

{{quotebox|As the actual person, herself, I wrote my original name way back in 1992, before I had my name legally changed from Christopher to Christian, and I added the "ian" shortly after that name change. And I added my current name recently. I have created Sonichu and Rosechu; more than [[DStecks|eleven books of content about them]] and all related therein. I have been famous for them as early as March, 2000. I am still talked about by thousands to millions of people online. So there. If you don't like it, you don't have to buy this actual item from me. Have a good and safe day now. :)}}

On 13 March, Chris tried to sweeten the deal by offering some of Bob's stamps as a bonus.
{{quotebox|<nowiki>**BONUS**</nowiki>

Set of Seven commemorative packs of gently used stamps (an $11-plus value). And Ten randomly selected UN Stamp Covers, counting the two predetermined covers in the photo above (a $100-plus value)

-1971 UN International School UNICEF First Day Issue Pablo Picasso stamps

-1971 UN Eliminate Racial Discrimination First Day Issue}}

On 7 April, he again added to the bonuses:

{{quotebox|-Bonuses for Son-Chu Giveaway: [[Skylanders avatar|Son-Chu Figure, CWC Skylander Figure, matching Funtional Card, and T-Shirt]]. See above photos.}}

He removed the Skylanders bonuses after the raffle concluded.

==Reviews==
One of the buyers, who bought a stamp cover for #2.50, reported that it had been crumpled up and stained, with a smudge of possible bodily fluid on the mailed envelope. He posted to Kiwi Farms:

{{quotebox|Stamps came in today and the collectors value of the stamps themselves have been ruined. The envelope which the stamps are on has been crumpled and stained lightly, even within the protective sleeve. This means at some time, Chris took the stamps out of the sleeve, mishandled it, put in back into the three fold sleeve and shipped it.

The mailing envelope it came in on also has some type of smudge that I haven't dared to figure out what it is.
It kind of looks like dried bloody snot, I dare not touch it.

All in all, Chris has ruined the value of the stamps just by handling them improperly, and has possibly attached something disgusting to his package.

Would not recommend buying from again.

Also, I purchased only one set of stamps, I'm not the mass buyer.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-3-27-raffle-to-win-a-son-chu-figure.29536/page-8#post-2166887</ref>
}}

Some people left feedback on his eBay profile, mostly positive, although a few had complaints.

{{quotebox|came okay, clearly mishandled though, but in a decent enough condition}}

*Regardless, the feedback was rated positive. The sale had been for "United Nations Pavilion EXPO cachet 1967 first day cover, Gold Seal" for $6.

{{quotebox|Never sent item, never responded to email, payment refunded. Avoid.}}

*Negative feedback, for the $5 "United Nations Water Conference cachet 1977 first day cover."

{{quotebox|ship it faster man}}

*Neutral feedback, for the $5 "United Nations 1973 Decade of Disarmment."

==Raffle==
Near the end of his first month of stamp sales, Chris announced a giveaway contest, in which people could enter between "[[Honor roll|March 27, 2017 and April 31st, 2017 at 11:59 PM, Eastern Standard Time; 3:59 AM Pacific Time]]."<ref>[[March 2017 Facebook Posts#Raffle for new merch]]</ref>

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Number of sales
! Number of participants
! Sales revenue during the raffle
! Revenue after fees, shipping
! Promotional expenses<ref>He confirmed ordering $750 of Skylanders cards/T-shirts in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]. He mentioned [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017|in a video]] after the raffle that he still needed to order the Skylanders figure and parts to make Son-Chu (estimated at $40).</ref>
! Net profit
! Notes
|-
|33
|12
|$209.50
|$165.76
|$840
|Negative $674.24
|18 of the stamp covers, at a cost of $76, were bought by one person.
|}

Cost of entry was described as buying one of the stamp covers or the album, with a limit of one entry per person. The prizes are as follows:

*One winner to receive a [[Son-Chu]] custom figure and a [[Skylanders avatar]] doll.
*Fifteen runners-up to each receive a [[Skylanders avatar]] card.
*A person who buys the $1,000 album would win a set of all three.

In [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 050012017-1]], he announced the winner using dice rolls.

==See also==
*[[eBay]]
*[[Financhu Crisis]]

==References==
<references />

{{BusinessList}}
[[Category:EBay]]

File:Bobs stamp collection Flerwer.png

2020-08-31T16:59:13Z

Byzantine: A delightful abstraction of the audacity of Chris to squander Bob's collections and legacy for Lego despite Bob giving him a nice letter about not doing so. By the artist Flerwer on the Cwcki discord server.

== Summary ==
A delightful abstraction of the audacity of Chris to squander Bob's collections and legacy for Lego despite Bob giving him a nice letter about not doing so. By the artist Flerwer on the Cwcki discord server.

Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway

2020-08-31T16:52:40Z

Byzantine: Added Merttey's artwork.

[[File:0441-MarioKartGPGroup.jpg|thumb|250px|Racers 01-09.]]
[[File:0443-9KartCarrier1.jpg|thumb|250px|A cart carrier.]]
[[File:Cwc_racers_merttey25.jpg|thumb|[[Nintendo|Waluigi]] facing off against [[Barb]] in the biggest crossover since [[Sonichu (comic)|Pikachu and Sonic]]]]

'''''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway''' is a video series featured on [[Chris]]'s [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|"Yep, I'm on TV" DVD]]. It was filmed using a [[Nintendo|Game Boy Camera]] in [[1998]], when Chris was still in [[Manchester High School]].

==Production==
The [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera]] is a bulky Game Boy accessory cartridge with a camera built into it, which can be placed into a Game Boy and be used to take grainy black-and-white pictures. Afterward, these pictures can be edited in various ways; they can be drawn on, turned into sprites for a handful of minigames, be printed out with another expensive accessory called the "Game Boy Printer", or strung together to make an animation as Chris did. Using the camera and his [[Lego]] collection, Chris made a stop-motion animation of the cars racing around his Lego city and firing shells (or in this case, Star and Circle shapes) at each other, then added some appropriate music.

The Game Boy Camera can only hold thirty pictures at a time; that isn't nearly enough for even half a lap. What Chris did was take the thirty pictures, edit them appropriately, string them together into an animation, record the animation, and then repeat the process over and over. To make the sudden starting and stopping seem more "natural", Chris put a second of static at the end of each set of pictures. This didn't do anything to change how the twenty-second music clip Chris used for his animation gets more grating every time it is used.

It is impressive that Chris expended so much time and effort at such a complex and frustrating task, especially considering that years later, he would draw ''Sonichu'' comics without any planning or practice and [[Brutal Legend|upload YouTube videos without bothering to check them over first]]. Despite this, the actual animation is jerky and erratic, presumably due to the extremely low frame-per-second count (the average stop-motion production has 12 frames per second).

In the actual race videos, it's near impossible to tell what's going on, since most of the racers look exactly the same in poor quality black-and-white pictures. It doesn't help that the racing is regularly interrupted by confusing sequences where outsiders attack the racers.

The sequences also appear to have been transferred onto VHS tape at some point, as evidenced by the vertical stabilization problems, the noise at the bottom of the picture at the beginning of the first video, and the general picture quality of the video. Chris got the video on VHS by putting the Game Boy Camera into a [[Wikipedia:Super Game Boy|Super Game Boy]], and hooking up his SNES to a VCR to record it from there.

==Plot==
Most of the video is taken up with depicting four kart races based on ''[[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 64|Mario Kart 64]]''. As with all of Chris's projects, the characters competing are from Chris's family, gal-pals, and characters from his favorite media series - in this case, [[Lego]], [[Power Rangers]], [[Nintendo|Super Mario]], ''[[Wikipedia:Dexter's Laboratory|Dexter's Laboratory]]'', [[Star Wars]], a ninja and, bizarrely, "[[Wikipedia:Andy Griffith|Andy Griffit]]". Some [[Pokémon]] show up too. Oddly enough, there is no sign of [[Sonic]], or even [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] (who had been invented two years earlier).

However, what is very easy to tell is that Chris was perhaps even more of a God-moder in his younger days than he is now, perhaps only now eclipsing his past self with his actions in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. In all three races in which Chris appears, he wins easily - in his second race, he even has time to fight Darth Maul and get back on his kart in time to win.

===Interval sequences===
Chris also spends some time in-between races describing his [[Power Rangers]] team, made up of him, [[Cole Smithey]], [[Laura Dorazio]], [[Wikipedia:Princess Peach|Peach]], [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] and [[Wikipedia:Mega Man|Mega Man]]. Unsurprisingly, Chris makes himself the leader. He also spends almost a minute (and several takes worth of animation) showing several karts combine into the KART MEGAZORD, a powerful weapon never seen since until [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], and even then it hasn't really done anything yet.

He also supplies a tour of his Lego town, which he had not yet christened "[[CWCville]]", which features an Information Center, the Start/Finish Line, Lego Lake, Mt. Extreme, Band Stand, and Fonz's Kart Shop.

==Videos==
===Prototype===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Prototype
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AKV8mmNI3y4}}
| stardate = 4 [[June 1998]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Song_of_Christian#Part_2|Song of Christian]]
| next = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_1|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1]]
}}

[''Super Game Boy logo appears mid-animation.'']

[''Screen is white for approximately six seconds.'']

[''"© 1995 Creatures; © 1995 GAME FREAK"'']

[''Game Boy Camera opening screen appears and Mario dances.'']

[''Game Boy Camera interface appears and then disappears'']

[''"CHRISTIAN CHANDLER LEGO RACEWAY - Mario Kart 64"'']

[''Four cars drive by.'']

[''"THE END"'']

[''A screen reading "ANIMATION: Press (A) to begin" appears before the video freezes.'']

===Part 1===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ILRC6ljcsuk}}
| stardate = 4 [[June 1998]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Prototype|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Prototype]]
| next = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_2|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 2]]
}}

[''Music starts up'']

[''"Christian (c) Chandler Mariokart 64 LEGO RACEWAY 6/4/98"'']

[''"Mario Kart 64 Line-Up:"'']

[''We see a Lego minifig in overalls and a conductor's hat. The label says "Mario."'']

[''2 Christian Chandler"'']

[''"CRASH DUMMIE 3"'']

[''"Peach 4"'']

[''"Megaman and Rush 5"'']

[''"JAILBRAKE JOE 6"'']

[''"Barbara Chandler 7"'']

[''"Cole Smithey 8"'']

[''"POWER RANGER Christian Chandler 9"'']

[''"TONY TWISTER 10"'']

[''"LUIGI 11"'']

[''"ALPHA DRACONIS 12"'']

[''"SANTA CLAUSE 13"'']

[''"Infomaniac 14"'']

[''"DEXTER 15"'']

[''"Laura Dorazio 16"'']

[''"QUEEN GYPSY MOTH 17"'']

[''"Pharoh's Mummy 18"'']

[''"ANDY GRIFFIT 19"'']

[''"冬 BONSAI 20" 夏春期''] (these characters literally mean ''"Winter Bonsai 20" Summer Spring period'')

[''"Sarah Hammer"'']

[''STATIC'']

[''RACE 1: Racers 1-10 3 Laps'']

[''We see the racers waiting up at the starting line. The camera circles around giving us a 360 degree view. The starting light changes, and the race is on!'']

[''Christian has the early lead, and he turns left into a shortcut. Mario tries to follow him but hits the edge, spinning out of control.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Power Ranger Christian and Santa Clause pass Mario, and Mario follows.'']

[''Chris drives onto a bridge, followed by QUEEN GYPSY MOTH. Mario again spins out of control, missing the bridge entirely.'']

[''Jailbrake Joe and Power Ranger Chris go on the bridge.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Zoom in on Power Ranger's wheels. White dots come out of the back, as though he is revving up. He backs up and corrects his direction.'']

[''We see Chris crossing the bridge. QUEEN GYPSY MOTH is at the head of the pack, and Chris cuts her off.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''First lap completed. Chris takes the shortcut again. QUEEN GYPSY MOTH and Jailbrake Joe apparently circle around each other. We see more racers.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Power Ranger Christian picks up a bonus and fires at Cole, sending him into a spin'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Chris crosses the line in 1st'']

[''STATIC'']

[''"RACE 1 RESULTS:"'']

[''"RACE 1'' 
''1st Christian'' 
''2nd Cole'' 
''3rd Mario'' 
''4th Mega Man"'']

[''"For the racing line-up. The Force enters..."'']

[''Luke Skywalker drives up, gets out of his car and brandishes his lightsaber. he gets back in, turns around and drives away'']

[''STATIC'']

[''"RACE 2: Racers 11-22. 3 Laps"'']

[''The racers line up at the starting grid. A spaceship flies around in circles.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''The race begins. Some sort of powerup or missile or something hits a car.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''The racers finish a lap, with QUEEN GYPSY MOTH and Mario in the lead'']

[''STATIC'']

[''An airplane flies around'']

'''Someone:''' DESTROY MISSILE!

[''The missile hits Pharoh's Mummy's car'']

'''Pharoh's Mummy:''' I'm stuck!

[''His car explodes'']

[''STATIC'']

[''A huge pileup'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Arthur Fonzerelli [''sic''] shows up trackside. He walks up to a car, presumably to fix it, and BONSAI draws his katana.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''The Fonz runs away from BONSAI and drives off on his motorbike'']

[''STATIC'']

[''There is confusion around the crash site'']

[''STATIC'']

[''A mechanic tries to fix it up'']

[''The race finally ends, with Infomaniac in 1st place'']

[''"RACE 2 RESULTS"'']

[''"RACE 2'' 
''1st Infomaniac.'' 
''2nd Sarah H.'' 
''3rd Luke S.'' 
''4th Luigi"'']

[''STATIC'']

[''"While we prepare for the next race, we will take a quick tour of... MY '''LEGO TOWN!'''"'']

[''The camera jerks around, showing the Information Center, the Start/Finish Line, Lego Lake, Mt. Extreme, Band Stand, Fonz's Kart Shop'']

[''"And now, back to the races..."'']

[''"RACE 3 DRIVERS: 02, 14, 08, 21, 01, 22, 05, and 11. 3 Laps."'']

[''The racers line up and the race starts'']

[''STATIC'']

[''The race passes something labelled "CRYSTLE"'']

'''Christian:''' HI!

[''STATIC'']

[''The race continues'']

[''STATIC'']

[''QUEEN GYPSY MOTH stands in front of the race'']

'''QUEEN GYPSY MOTH:''' FREEZE!

[''The racers just hit her and keep going'']

===Part 2===
{{Infobox/video
| name = ''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NbZIMuDhv9s}}
| stardate = 4 [[June 1998]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| other = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_1|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1]]
| next = [[Chris_Chan_in_the_PokéNews#Video|Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]
}}

[''STATIC'']

[''Peach sees R2-D2 and brakes.'']

'''Peach:''' R2-D2?

[''She gets out of the car.'']

'''Peach:''' Why are you here?

'''R2-D2:''' BEEP BLURP

'''Peach:''' I see. ok. [''to [[Wikipedia:The Fonz|the Fonz]]''] Fonz, tell Anakin R2 dropped in. and we'll shoot him by, A.S.A.P.

'''Christian Chandler:''' Here he comes!

[''Darth Maul flies by in an X-Wing and Chris shoots at him'']

[''Chris drives on, in the lead. The other racers follow.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Darth Maul ejects from the downed X-Wing and stands trackside. The approaching Chris is shocked.'']

'''Darth Maul:''' JOIN THE DARK SIDE!

'''Chris:''' NO! IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!

[''Chris morphs into his Power Ranger form.'']

[''BLACK SCREEN'']

[''Christian and Darth Maul fight, Chris with a sort of sword and Darth Maul with [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|his own Damn Darth Maul Dual Light Saber]].'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Chris casts Maul off of the track'']

'''Chris:''' TOO BAD.

[''Chris drives on, and somehow, is in the lead. He crosses the finish line and the words "1st place" appear.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''The top four are lined up'']

[''"RACE 3 RESULTS:"'']

['''''"RACE 3"''' ''"'''1st''' Christian C.'' '''''2nd''' Infomanic'' '''''3rd''' Cole S.'' '''''4th''' Luke S."'']

[''Aerial shot of the city, with intro: "A LONG TIME AGO... EVIL INVADED THE GOOD TOWN... BUT A SUPER TEAM WAS FORMED TO... STOP THEM. THEY ARE KNOWN AS..."'']

[''Camera flies down to: MEGA MAN. LUIGI. PEACH. They each put on Power Ranger costumes.'']

[''BLACK SCREEN'']

[''"LAURA DORAZIO. MARIO. COLE SMITHEY."'']

[''"AND THE LEADER...]

[''"CHRISTIAN C."'']

[''They stand in triangle formation. The title "POWER RANGERS" appears.'']

[''"AND WHEN THEY NEED MORE POWER... THEIR KARTS JOIN TO FORM"'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Karts join together, then drive around a bit.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Karts combining'']

[''STATIC'']

[''They finish combining.'']

[''"THE KART MEGAZORD!"'']

[''STATIC'']

[''"FINAL. RACE 4. DRIVERS: 02, 14, 08, 22, 21, 05, and 11. 3 LAPS"'']

[''They line up to start. [[Pikachu]] zaps the starting lights and the race begins.'']

[''A truck is on the track, for no clear reason. The racers drive by.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''A car goes into a spin and causes a pile-up.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Mew appears and psychically spins BONSAI'']

[''STATIC'']

[''We zoom in on Ash Ketchem [''sic'']. He throws a Poké Ball at Mew.'']
'''Ash Ketchem:''' GO! POKÉ BALL!

[''Mew is captured.'']

'''Ash Ketchem:''' I'VE GOT MEW!

[''STATIC'']

[''The race continues. A Blastoise fires water at the leader and she spins away.'']

[''STATIC'']

[''A Venusaur sleeps in the middle of the track. Chris stops his car and plays a Poké Flute to awaken it. The camera zooms in on a man going to a house'']

'''Man:''' NOBODY WAS AT HOME!

[''Camera zooms in on a Charizard'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Charizard flies around'']

[''STATIC'']

[''Chris crosses the line; "1st place" appears. Infomaniac is 2nd, Cole 3rd, Mario 4th. The final results are then listed on the screen.'']

[''"CIRCUIT MATH: 1st: 5 pnts. 2nd: 4 pnts. 3rd: 2 pnts. 4th: 1 pnts. RESULTS -> ->"'']

[''"RESULTS:'' 
''1. Christian C. 15'' 
''2. Infomaniac. 13'' 
''3. Cole S. 8'' 
''4. Sarah H. 4"'' 

[''STATIC'']

[''"AWARDS CEREMONIES."'']

[''"Christian'won the GOLD,and $10,000!"'']

[''"Infomaniac won the SILVER, and $5,000!"'']

[''"Cole won the Bronze, and$2,000!"'']

[''"Sarah won a year's supply of pizza!'']

'''Pizza Boy:''' [''hands Sarah a pizza''] Here is your 1st pie.

[''Zoom in on Bob and Barbara'']

[''"[[Reality|And CWC's parents were proud of him.]]"'']

'''Christian:''' [[Spanish|Muy Bueno!]]

[''"The End."'']

[''STATIC'']

[''"AFTERMATH... 3 new racers that did not make it in time for the races."'']

[''"Vader Droid 23"]

[''"Anakin Skywalker & R2-D2 24"'']

[''"[[Kellie Andes]] 25"'']

[''"CREDITS"'']

[''Game Boy Camera'']

[''"THE CAST..."'']

[''Racers are listed again'']

[''"REST... P.Boy, D.Maul, A. Fonzerelli, Robert C., Mandy M., Obi Juan, Ash K., M. Droids.''"] [all ''sic'']

[''"Pokémon: Mew, Pikachu, Charizard, Blastoise, Venusaur."'']

[''"PRODUCER: BARBARA WESTON CHANDLER -MOM." with a photo of her'']

[''"PRODUCER: -DAD. ROBERT FRANKLIN CHANDLER JR."'']

[''"Producer, Director, Lihtin & Special Effects,Constructor of Town,Costumes and Vehicles, Backgrounds, and Narrator..."'']

[''"Christian Weston Chandler." with creepy photo'']

[''Game Boy Camera'']

[''"This animation was inspired by LEGO & Nintendo"'']

[''Game Boy Camera'']

[''"SPECIAL THANKS: Mom, Dad, many of my good friends, family, the Leo & N.O.A. Companies, and Christian C."'']

[''"CHRISTIAN © CHANDLER; MARIO KART 64; LEGO 6/4/98 RACEWAY"'']

==Results==
In this table, "X" means the racer finished outside the top 4; "—" means the racer did not compete.
[[Image:0441-MarioKartGPGroup.jpg|thumb|right|Line-up of the racers.]]
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
|+ Sortable table
|-
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | Rank
! scope="col" | Code
! scope="col" | Racer
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | R1
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | R2
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | R3
! scope="col" class="unsortable" | R4
! scope="col" | Total
|-
| 1st
| 02
| [[Christian Chandler]]
| '''5'''
| —
|'''5'''
|'''5'''
| '''15'''
|-
| 2nd
| 14
| [[Wikipedia:Lego Island|Infomaniac]]
| —
| '''5'''
|'''4'''
|'''4'''
| '''13'''
|-
| 3rd
| 08
|[[Cole Smithey]]
| '''4'''
| —
|'''2'''
|'''2'''
| '''8'''
|-
| 4th
| 21
| [[Sarah Hammer]]
| —
| '''4'''
|X
|X
| '''4'''
|-
| T-5th
| 01
|[[Nintendo|MARIO]]
| '''2'''
| —
|X
|'''1'''
| '''3'''
|-
| T-5th
| 22
| [[Star Wars|Luke Skywalker]]
| —
| '''2'''
|'''1'''
|X
| '''3'''
|-
| T-7th
| 05
|[[Wikipedia:Mega Man (character)|Mega Man]] & [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Mega Man series#Rush|Rush]]
| '''1'''
| —
|X
|X
| '''1'''
|-
| T-7th
| 11
| [[Wikipedia:Luigi|LUIGI]]
| —
| '''1'''
|X
|X
| '''1'''
|-
| —
| 03
|[[Wikipedia:The Incredible Crash Dummies|CRASH DUMMIE]]
| X
| —
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 04
|[[Wikipedia:Princess Peach|Peach]]
| X
| —
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 06
|[[Lego|JAILBRAKE JOE]]<ref>[http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/1786_Jailbreak_Joe]</ref>
|X
| —
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 07
|[[Barbara Chandler]]
|X
| —
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 09
|[[Power Rangers|POWER RANGER]] [[Christian Chandler]]
|X
| —
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 10
| [[Wikipedia:Lego Time Travels#Time Twisters (1997)|TONY TWISTER]]
|X
| —
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 12
| [[Wikipedia:Lego Racers|ALPHA DRACONIS]]
| —
|X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 13
| [[Christmas|SANTA CLAUSE]]
| —
|X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 15
| [[Wikipedia:Dexter's Laboratory|DEXTER]]
| —
| X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 16
| [[Laura Dorazio]]
| —
| X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 17
| [[Wikipedia:Lego Racers (video game)|QUEEN GYPSY MOTH]]
| —
| X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 18
| [[Wikipedia:Lego Racers (video game)|Pharoh's Mummy]]
| —
| X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 19
| [[Wikipedia:The Andy Griffith Show|ANDY GRIFFIT]]
| —
| X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|-
| —
| 20
| [[Wikipedia:Ten thousand years|BONSAI]]
| —
| X
| —
| —
| '''0'''
|}

== Sources ==

<references/>

==See also==
* [[Mario Kart 8 Videos]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Song of Christian]]|nextlink=[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]|}}
{{CWC on TV}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 1998-06-04]]

File:Cwc racers merttey25.jpg

2020-08-31T16:49:49Z

Byzantine: Impressive artwork of the crossover of the Mario franchise and Barb.

== Summary ==
Impressive artwork of the crossover of the Mario franchise and Barb.

BlueSpike PSN Chat 4

2020-08-29T21:57:34Z

Byzantine: Epically putting the audiofile up.

'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 4''' was the fourth [[PlayStation Network]] chat between [[Julie]] and [[Chris]], held on 20 [[February 2009]].

==Summary==
In this recording, Chris reveals that [[Barb]] has a low opinion of his Internet friends and demands that her son fetch her drinks. Chris, being Chris, neglects his mother and forces her to do things for herself.

Don't miss Chris displaying a rare moment of clarity when he expresses incredulity at Julie forgetting what degree she had earned, an 'I see what you did there' moment involving a German phrase and Chris describing what provoked his...um, naval response.

==Audio==

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = BlueSpike PSN Chat 4
| audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|bluespike_psn_chat_4}}
| Stardate = 20 [[February 2009]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Bluespike]]
| saga = {{Julie|text}}
}}

==Transcript==

'''Julie:''' What are you doing?

'''Chris:''' I was just about to, uh, check the BBC channel so I can digitally record tonight's episode of [[Monty Python]].

'''Julie:''' Ah, alright.

'''Julie:''' So, um...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' You were going to read the letter, weren't you?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. You want me to read it on the, uh, [[YouTube]].

'''Julie:''' Um, well I wasn't going towards that, but I guess you can read it on YouTube if you want.

'''Chris:''' Well you mean you're not forcing me to?

'''Julie:''' No, I'm not forcing you to, but I'd really like you to read it on the YouTube.

'''Chris:''' Alright. (partially inaudible, sounds like 'I didn't get it.')

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' Oh! (clattering, overlapping loud noises) Oh, I, uh, my father wanted me to ask you, uh, how are you on your education level? What's the highest you've accomplished so far, or are you still going to college?

'''Julie:''' I finished college.

'''Chris:''' Oh, you finished it?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' That's good. What degree did you get?

'''Julie:''' I forget. I'm too lazy to check, I'm sorry.

'''Chris:''' You ''forgot'' what degree you got?

'''Julie:''' Yeah, it's been been kinda like...I dunno, I have a short term memory span.

'''Chris:''' Oh. So it's like you got to have things written down for ya sometimes, huh?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. I'll look it up later, though.

'''Chris:''' OK. So was it...it was a college over in [[Molvanîa]], wasn't it?

'''Julie:''' Wait, I finished high school. I'm sorry. I'm tired.

'''Chris:''' Oh. Oh, you finished high school?

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I haven't gone to college yet, I'm sorry. I'm kinda tired, I forgot.

'''Chris:''' It's okay.

'''Julie:''' My mind was a blur.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Julie:''' What about you? You went to community college, didn't you?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I went to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. I earned two [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design degrees]].

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

''(A woman's voice can be heard, may be Barbara's.)''

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Julie:''' What do you think about--

'''Chris''' (interrupting): You're like 24 years old, right?

'''Julie:''' Nah, I told you, I'm 19.

'''Chris:''' Oh, you're-you are-you are 19?

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I told you, remember?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I thought you-I realize you were either 19 or 24.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' I guess I was mistaken, my bad.

'''Julie:''' That's alright. So what did you think of the pictures?

'''Chris''' (sing-song): You sent the [[navy]].

'''Julie:''' Hm. (chuckles)

'''Chris:''' Seriously though, I loved the pictures.

'''Julie:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' I love to finally be able to know what you look like.

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' I'm gonna tape the letter and your pictures onto card stock and put it in a plastic sleeve so I can, uh, better preserve it for [[Mass debating|my future reference]].

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, uh, can your friend send me a copy of the file-the picture files in an email so I can, like, have them digitally? 'Cause I want to make a couple of them my, uh, wallpapers on my PSP and my [[PS3]].

'''Julie''' (puzzled): What? Oh, yeah. Oh, my friend. I'll try and ask. Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Alright.

'''Julie:''' I think they're stuck on her computer right now.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I kind of estimated that. That's why I said to ask her.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Do you wa-do you want-would you like to talk to [[Bob Chandler|my father]] some tonight?

'''Julie:''' Uh, no, not tonight.

'''Chris:''' Okay. I thought of a way of how I can get [[Barbara Chandler|my mom]] up here if you want to-if you still want to meet her.

'''Julie:''' Um, sure. Alright.

'''Chris:''' Alright. Hang on just a moment here. Here's the uh, here's the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9HBzXitoGc dillio] on what I'm gonna do to get my mom up here. I'm gonna move the camera so it's angled to the couch, you know?

'''Julie:''' Well Chris, you don't need to bring her up here you can just give her the headset, couldn't you? I can talk to her on there.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah. You see, I offered her that and she refused that twice, you know, so it's best to bring her up here.

'''Julie:''' Me-I don't think...I dunno.

'''Chris:''' It'll be alright.

'''Julie:''' I'm really nervous. I don't think I want to, I'm sorry. I'm just kind of nervous.

'''Chris:''' Just kind of nervous. Well, I can understand that.

'''Julie:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' I respect ya. And I love you.

'''Julie:''' Hmm. So, wait, what got on [[ED]]?

'''Chris:''' Oh! Yeah, a couple of au-there were some audio files that were extracted from a couple of past chats with [[PandaHalo|Panda]] on the Skype. Including where I described the, uh, my idea of first-first sexual intercourse.

'''Julie:''' Oh. There's nothing of ours on there, is there?

'''Chris:''' By the way, this is before I met 'cha when these were record-and whatcha say?

'''Julie:''' There's nothing of ours on there, right? I don't want any trolls getting a hold of that.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. I dunno, but I hope there isn't anything of ours over there.

'''Julie:''' I can check, if you want.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that might be a good idea.

'''Julie:''' Alright. I'll check right now.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Julie:''' So, anything you want to talk about while I check?

'''Chris:''' Uh, let me see. My father wanted to know what your highest school education was.

'''Julie:''' It was high school.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. It was a high school over in Molvanîa, wasn't it?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. As and B minus.

'''Chris:''' Okay. So you were on [[honor roll]], basically?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' That's good. You know I was on honor roll throughout [[Providence Middle School|Providence Middle]] and [[Manchester High School]].

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' And I was on the dean's list at Piedmont. You are 19, but you'll be 20 in July?

'''Julie:''' Yup.

'''Chris:''' July 13th, wasn't it?

'''Julie:''' Yes it was.

'''Chris:''' Oh, no wait...

'''Julie:''' Wait, was it-

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, July 13th.

'''Julie:''' Yeah, July 13th.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Yeah. Remind me so I'll remember to let her know when to get you your present.

'''Julie:''' Ah, alright.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Right. So, you said you won't be able to afford to make the trip right away...

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Tell me, how much money are you making currently at your current jobs.

'''Julie:''' Uh...not enough, Chris. Not enough. It's-it's just the economy's--the economy's so awful it's just-

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I hear you. Hmm. You're saving that though, aren't you?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. I'm making a little over minimum wage, but I don't think that's enough.

'''Chris:''' Well I tell you what, you just keep saving that and maybe you'll still be able to come in March or April.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I thought you said you were going to come to Ohio.

'''Chris''' (dismissively): Oh. Yeah, I can't come to Ohio...

'''Julie:''' But Chris, you said you would! You told me! I was so excited!

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I'm not gonna...you make more money than I do every month. It's... Why do you-

'''Chris''' (sighing): Okay, well...yeah. I'll plan to come to you. Alright. I'll make plans and set money aside for a road trip over to Ohio.

'''Julie:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' But I'm still gonna need your address so I can get directions on MapQuest.

'''Julie:''' Alright.

'''Chris:''' Like, you know, you can send that to me in a PSN message or you can spell it out for me right now and I'll write it down.

'''Julie:''' I guess I'll send you a PS...3 message.

'''Chris:''' Alright. That'll be easy to understand.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' At least I know you're over in Cleveland, Ohio.

'''Julie:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' And there was another friend of mine-oh, I'm sorry, go ahead.

'''Julie:''' I noticed that you actually said ''Ich bin Schwule'' wrong. It's Ich bin Sch''wule''.

'''Chris:''' Oh. Okay, how is it spelled?

'''Julie:''' No-no, just-you-you have it right, up to, uh, the last part. It's Sch''wule'', not Sch''well.''

'''Chris:''' Schwule.

'''Julie:''' Yes, there we go.

'''Chris:''' So it sounds like, uh, spelled S-C-H-W-A-L?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

[The correct spelling would indeed be "Ich bin schwul." as "schwule" translates to "[multiple] gays".]

'''Chris:''' Okay. I'll have to memorize that E to an A.

'''Julie:''' Yeah. So try saying it again.

'''Chris:''' ''Ich bin Schwule.''

'''Julie:''' There you go. Hmm. I love you too.

'''Chris:''' ''Ich bin Schwule'' from my heart, Julie.

'''Julie:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Oh, by the way you know, I have to leave the computer for a moment because my mom called me to go downstairs and she had bought me a slice of pizza when she got herself one earlier this afternoon.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' So I basically picked up my slice, put it on a plate and put it in the fridge.

'''Julie:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Then she also asked me to bring her down some water and Sprite.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Chris:''' But, uh, but (garbled) computer (garbled) big heavy, big bulky pizza box for ya.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' -made me forget.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' And my mom ended up coming upstairs and getting a water and a Sprite.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' And she gave me a little bit of a discussion about, uh, my mom being more important than my friends.

'''Julie:''' Aww. Hey, Chris?

'''Chris:''' And also, like you know-one thing she said that kind of irritated me a bit...

'''Julie:''' Yeah?

'''Chris:''' It was like "What have those friends done for you? They haven't done anything."

'''Julie:''' That's not nice.

'''Chris:''' And then I said-

'''Julie:''' Chris, can I ask you a quick question since we're in the confidentially of, uh-

'''Chris:''' I beg to differ.

'''Julie:''' -since the PSN chat is confidential? Can I ask, who do you truly value more: your mother or me?

''(long pause)''

'''Chris:''' I value my mother very much 'cause, you know, she's my mother and I value you because you're my sweetheart to be.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I'd really like to be with you or have you come to me as soon as possible. But I will plan on coming to Ohio within the next couple of months.

'''Julie:''' Aww, I was thinking you could come here for your birthday, it'd be awesome.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. I see. Yeah. I ch-I checked (garbled) not without the budget right now.

'''Julie''' (disappointed): Oh.

'''Chris:''' I'm (garbled) my next [[tugboat]].

'''Julie:''' Alright.

'''Chris:''' And I'll be able to make the trip in March or April.

'''Julie:''' Maybe you should ask your parents what they think about it, you coming to Ohio.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Of course, first I'll have to get your address then I can get directions off of MapQuest.

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I'll send you the address. But Ohio's only like one state over, isn't it?

'''Chris:''' Uh, hang on, let me check my, uh, coin map. I got it out here in the hallway hanging on the, uh, just next door to my room. Um, actually Ohio is separated by one state between Virginia.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Chris:''' Actually it's more like two. It's like one state layer. On the western part of Virginia, if you consider that small bit of edge between Ohi-between it and Ohio is Kentucky. But for the rest of the northwest of Virginia, between Ohio and Virginia, is, uh, West Virginia.

'''Julie:''' Ah. Are you go-You'll still be able to make it, right? Because I really want to see you.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I wi-I will definitely try to make plans on making the trip to come and see you. I might bring my mother with me, is that a problem or is that okay?

'''Julie:''' Well I dunno, 'cause I was thinking that when you get here...you know.

'''Chris:''' But, uh, after we meet then we get down to that I'm sure my mom will respect my privacy.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I really don't think you should bring your mother. Chris, maybe you could stay with me for a while.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I hear ya. Hmm. Something else I'll have to think about. But at least I have your pictures and your letter and all I need is your address and so I-

''(recording ends)''

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[[Category:BlueSpike PSN Chats]]

BlueSpike PSN Chat 4

2020-08-29T21:39:41Z

Byzantine: /* Links */

'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 4''' was the fourth [[PlayStation Network]] chat between [[Julie]] and [[Chris]], held on 20 [[February 2009]].

==Summary==
In this recording, Chris reveals that [[Barb]] has a low opinion of his Internet friends and demands that her son fetch her drinks. Chris, being Chris, neglects his mother and forces her to do things for herself.

Don't miss Chris displaying a rare moment of clarity when he expresses incredulity at Julie forgetting what degree she had earned, an 'I see what you did there' moment involving a German phrase and Chris describing what provoked his...um, naval response.

==Transcript==

'''Julie:''' What are you doing?

'''Chris:''' I was just about to, uh, check the BBC channel so I can digitally record tonight's episode of [[Monty Python]].

'''Julie:''' Ah, alright.

'''Julie:''' So, um...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' You were going to read the letter, weren't you?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. You want me to read it on the, uh, [[YouTube]].

'''Julie:''' Um, well I wasn't going towards that, but I guess you can read it on YouTube if you want.

'''Chris:''' Well you mean you're not forcing me to?

'''Julie:''' No, I'm not forcing you to, but I'd really like you to read it on the YouTube.

'''Chris:''' Alright. (partially inaudible, sounds like 'I didn't get it.')

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' Oh! (clattering, overlapping loud noises) Oh, I, uh, my father wanted me to ask you, uh, how are you on your education level? What's the highest you've accomplished so far, or are you still going to college?

'''Julie:''' I finished college.

'''Chris:''' Oh, you finished it?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' That's good. What degree did you get?

'''Julie:''' I forget. I'm too lazy to check, I'm sorry.

'''Chris:''' You ''forgot'' what degree you got?

'''Julie:''' Yeah, it's been been kinda like...I dunno, I have a short term memory span.

'''Chris:''' Oh. So it's like you got to have things written down for ya sometimes, huh?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. I'll look it up later, though.

'''Chris:''' OK. So was it...it was a college over in [[Molvanîa]], wasn't it?

'''Julie:''' Wait, I finished high school. I'm sorry. I'm tired.

'''Chris:''' Oh. Oh, you finished high school?

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I haven't gone to college yet, I'm sorry. I'm kinda tired, I forgot.

'''Chris:''' It's okay.

'''Julie:''' My mind was a blur.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Julie:''' What about you? You went to community college, didn't you?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I went to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. I earned two [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design degrees]].

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

''(A woman's voice can be heard, may be Barbara's.)''

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Julie:''' What do you think about--

'''Chris''' (interrupting): You're like 24 years old, right?

'''Julie:''' Nah, I told you, I'm 19.

'''Chris:''' Oh, you're-you are-you are 19?

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I told you, remember?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I thought you-I realize you were either 19 or 24.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' I guess I was mistaken, my bad.

'''Julie:''' That's alright. So what did you think of the pictures?

'''Chris''' (sing-song): You sent the [[navy]].

'''Julie:''' Hm. (chuckles)

'''Chris:''' Seriously though, I loved the pictures.

'''Julie:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' I love to finally be able to know what you look like.

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' I'm gonna tape the letter and your pictures onto card stock and put it in a plastic sleeve so I can, uh, better preserve it for [[Mass debating|my future reference]].

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, uh, can your friend send me a copy of the file-the picture files in an email so I can, like, have them digitally? 'Cause I want to make a couple of them my, uh, wallpapers on my PSP and my [[PS3]].

'''Julie''' (puzzled): What? Oh, yeah. Oh, my friend. I'll try and ask. Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Alright.

'''Julie:''' I think they're stuck on her computer right now.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I kind of estimated that. That's why I said to ask her.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Do you wa-do you want-would you like to talk to [[Bob Chandler|my father]] some tonight?

'''Julie:''' Uh, no, not tonight.

'''Chris:''' Okay. I thought of a way of how I can get [[Barbara Chandler|my mom]] up here if you want to-if you still want to meet her.

'''Julie:''' Um, sure. Alright.

'''Chris:''' Alright. Hang on just a moment here. Here's the uh, here's the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9HBzXitoGc dillio] on what I'm gonna do to get my mom up here. I'm gonna move the camera so it's angled to the couch, you know?

'''Julie:''' Well Chris, you don't need to bring her up here you can just give her the headset, couldn't you? I can talk to her on there.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah. You see, I offered her that and she refused that twice, you know, so it's best to bring her up here.

'''Julie:''' Me-I don't think...I dunno.

'''Chris:''' It'll be alright.

'''Julie:''' I'm really nervous. I don't think I want to, I'm sorry. I'm just kind of nervous.

'''Chris:''' Just kind of nervous. Well, I can understand that.

'''Julie:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' I respect ya. And I love you.

'''Julie:''' Hmm. So, wait, what got on [[ED]]?

'''Chris:''' Oh! Yeah, a couple of au-there were some audio files that were extracted from a couple of past chats with [[PandaHalo|Panda]] on the Skype. Including where I described the, uh, my idea of first-first sexual intercourse.

'''Julie:''' Oh. There's nothing of ours on there, is there?

'''Chris:''' By the way, this is before I met 'cha when these were record-and whatcha say?

'''Julie:''' There's nothing of ours on there, right? I don't want any trolls getting a hold of that.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. I dunno, but I hope there isn't anything of ours over there.

'''Julie:''' I can check, if you want.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that might be a good idea.

'''Julie:''' Alright. I'll check right now.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Julie:''' So, anything you want to talk about while I check?

'''Chris:''' Uh, let me see. My father wanted to know what your highest school education was.

'''Julie:''' It was high school.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. It was a high school over in Molvanîa, wasn't it?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. As and B minus.

'''Chris:''' Okay. So you were on [[honor roll]], basically?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' That's good. You know I was on honor roll throughout [[Providence Middle School|Providence Middle]] and [[Manchester High School]].

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' And I was on the dean's list at Piedmont. You are 19, but you'll be 20 in July?

'''Julie:''' Yup.

'''Chris:''' July 13th, wasn't it?

'''Julie:''' Yes it was.

'''Chris:''' Oh, no wait...

'''Julie:''' Wait, was it-

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, July 13th.

'''Julie:''' Yeah, July 13th.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Yeah. Remind me so I'll remember to let her know when to get you your present.

'''Julie:''' Ah, alright.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Right. So, you said you won't be able to afford to make the trip right away...

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Tell me, how much money are you making currently at your current jobs.

'''Julie:''' Uh...not enough, Chris. Not enough. It's-it's just the economy's--the economy's so awful it's just-

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I hear you. Hmm. You're saving that though, aren't you?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. I'm making a little over minimum wage, but I don't think that's enough.

'''Chris:''' Well I tell you what, you just keep saving that and maybe you'll still be able to come in March or April.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I thought you said you were going to come to Ohio.

'''Chris''' (dismissively): Oh. Yeah, I can't come to Ohio...

'''Julie:''' But Chris, you said you would! You told me! I was so excited!

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I'm not gonna...you make more money than I do every month. It's... Why do you-

'''Chris''' (sighing): Okay, well...yeah. I'll plan to come to you. Alright. I'll make plans and set money aside for a road trip over to Ohio.

'''Julie:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' But I'm still gonna need your address so I can get directions on MapQuest.

'''Julie:''' Alright.

'''Chris:''' Like, you know, you can send that to me in a PSN message or you can spell it out for me right now and I'll write it down.

'''Julie:''' I guess I'll send you a PS...3 message.

'''Chris:''' Alright. That'll be easy to understand.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' At least I know you're over in Cleveland, Ohio.

'''Julie:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' And there was another friend of mine-oh, I'm sorry, go ahead.

'''Julie:''' I noticed that you actually said ''Ich bin Schwule'' wrong. It's Ich bin Sch''wule''.

'''Chris:''' Oh. Okay, how is it spelled?

'''Julie:''' No-no, just-you-you have it right, up to, uh, the last part. It's Sch''wule'', not Sch''well.''

'''Chris:''' Schwule.

'''Julie:''' Yes, there we go.

'''Chris:''' So it sounds like, uh, spelled S-C-H-W-A-L?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

[The correct spelling would indeed be "Ich bin schwul." as "schwule" translates to "[multiple] gays".]

'''Chris:''' Okay. I'll have to memorize that E to an A.

'''Julie:''' Yeah. So try saying it again.

'''Chris:''' ''Ich bin Schwule.''

'''Julie:''' There you go. Hmm. I love you too.

'''Chris:''' ''Ich bin Schwule'' from my heart, Julie.

'''Julie:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Oh, by the way you know, I have to leave the computer for a moment because my mom called me to go downstairs and she had bought me a slice of pizza when she got herself one earlier this afternoon.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' So I basically picked up my slice, put it on a plate and put it in the fridge.

'''Julie:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Then she also asked me to bring her down some water and Sprite.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Chris:''' But, uh, but (garbled) computer (garbled) big heavy, big bulky pizza box for ya.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' -made me forget.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' And my mom ended up coming upstairs and getting a water and a Sprite.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' And she gave me a little bit of a discussion about, uh, my mom being more important than my friends.

'''Julie:''' Aww. Hey, Chris?

'''Chris:''' And also, like you know-one thing she said that kind of irritated me a bit...

'''Julie:''' Yeah?

'''Chris:''' It was like "What have those friends done for you? They haven't done anything."

'''Julie:''' That's not nice.

'''Chris:''' And then I said-

'''Julie:''' Chris, can I ask you a quick question since we're in the confidentially of, uh-

'''Chris:''' I beg to differ.

'''Julie:''' -since the PSN chat is confidential? Can I ask, who do you truly value more: your mother or me?

''(long pause)''

'''Chris:''' I value my mother very much 'cause, you know, she's my mother and I value you because you're my sweetheart to be.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I'd really like to be with you or have you come to me as soon as possible. But I will plan on coming to Ohio within the next couple of months.

'''Julie:''' Aww, I was thinking you could come here for your birthday, it'd be awesome.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. I see. Yeah. I ch-I checked (garbled) not without the budget right now.

'''Julie''' (disappointed): Oh.

'''Chris:''' I'm (garbled) my next [[tugboat]].

'''Julie:''' Alright.

'''Chris:''' And I'll be able to make the trip in March or April.

'''Julie:''' Maybe you should ask your parents what they think about it, you coming to Ohio.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Of course, first I'll have to get your address then I can get directions off of MapQuest.

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I'll send you the address. But Ohio's only like one state over, isn't it?

'''Chris:''' Uh, hang on, let me check my, uh, coin map. I got it out here in the hallway hanging on the, uh, just next door to my room. Um, actually Ohio is separated by one state between Virginia.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Chris:''' Actually it's more like two. It's like one state layer. On the western part of Virginia, if you consider that small bit of edge between Ohi-between it and Ohio is Kentucky. But for the rest of the northwest of Virginia, between Ohio and Virginia, is, uh, West Virginia.

'''Julie:''' Ah. Are you go-You'll still be able to make it, right? Because I really want to see you.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I wi-I will definitely try to make plans on making the trip to come and see you. I might bring my mother with me, is that a problem or is that okay?

'''Julie:''' Well I dunno, 'cause I was thinking that when you get here...you know.

'''Chris:''' But, uh, after we meet then we get down to that I'm sure my mom will respect my privacy.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I really don't think you should bring your mother. Chris, maybe you could stay with me for a while.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I hear ya. Hmm. Something else I'll have to think about. But at least I have your pictures and your letter and all I need is your address and so I-

''(recording ends)''

{{succession|label=[[BlueSpike PSN Chats]]|prevlink=[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]|nextlink=[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|Final]]|}}

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{{FanChats}}
[[Category:BlueSpike PSN Chats]]

BlueSpike PSN Chat 4

2020-08-29T21:39:22Z

Byzantine: /* Links */

'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 4''' was the fourth [[PlayStation Network]] chat between [[Julie]] and [[Chris]], held on 20 [[February 2009]].

==Summary==
In this recording, Chris reveals that [[Barb]] has a low opinion of his Internet friends and demands that her son fetch her drinks. Chris, being Chris, neglects his mother and forces her to do things for herself.

Don't miss Chris displaying a rare moment of clarity when he expresses incredulity at Julie forgetting what degree she had earned, an 'I see what you did there' moment involving a German phrase and Chris describing what provoked his...um, naval response.

==Transcript==

'''Julie:''' What are you doing?

'''Chris:''' I was just about to, uh, check the BBC channel so I can digitally record tonight's episode of [[Monty Python]].

'''Julie:''' Ah, alright.

'''Julie:''' So, um...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' You were going to read the letter, weren't you?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. You want me to read it on the, uh, [[YouTube]].

'''Julie:''' Um, well I wasn't going towards that, but I guess you can read it on YouTube if you want.

'''Chris:''' Well you mean you're not forcing me to?

'''Julie:''' No, I'm not forcing you to, but I'd really like you to read it on the YouTube.

'''Chris:''' Alright. (partially inaudible, sounds like 'I didn't get it.')

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' Oh! (clattering, overlapping loud noises) Oh, I, uh, my father wanted me to ask you, uh, how are you on your education level? What's the highest you've accomplished so far, or are you still going to college?

'''Julie:''' I finished college.

'''Chris:''' Oh, you finished it?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' That's good. What degree did you get?

'''Julie:''' I forget. I'm too lazy to check, I'm sorry.

'''Chris:''' You ''forgot'' what degree you got?

'''Julie:''' Yeah, it's been been kinda like...I dunno, I have a short term memory span.

'''Chris:''' Oh. So it's like you got to have things written down for ya sometimes, huh?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. I'll look it up later, though.

'''Chris:''' OK. So was it...it was a college over in [[Molvanîa]], wasn't it?

'''Julie:''' Wait, I finished high school. I'm sorry. I'm tired.

'''Chris:''' Oh. Oh, you finished high school?

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I haven't gone to college yet, I'm sorry. I'm kinda tired, I forgot.

'''Chris:''' It's okay.

'''Julie:''' My mind was a blur.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Julie:''' What about you? You went to community college, didn't you?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I went to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. I earned two [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design degrees]].

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

''(A woman's voice can be heard, may be Barbara's.)''

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Julie:''' What do you think about--

'''Chris''' (interrupting): You're like 24 years old, right?

'''Julie:''' Nah, I told you, I'm 19.

'''Chris:''' Oh, you're-you are-you are 19?

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I told you, remember?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I thought you-I realize you were either 19 or 24.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' I guess I was mistaken, my bad.

'''Julie:''' That's alright. So what did you think of the pictures?

'''Chris''' (sing-song): You sent the [[navy]].

'''Julie:''' Hm. (chuckles)

'''Chris:''' Seriously though, I loved the pictures.

'''Julie:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' I love to finally be able to know what you look like.

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' I'm gonna tape the letter and your pictures onto card stock and put it in a plastic sleeve so I can, uh, better preserve it for [[Mass debating|my future reference]].

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, uh, can your friend send me a copy of the file-the picture files in an email so I can, like, have them digitally? 'Cause I want to make a couple of them my, uh, wallpapers on my PSP and my [[PS3]].

'''Julie''' (puzzled): What? Oh, yeah. Oh, my friend. I'll try and ask. Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Alright.

'''Julie:''' I think they're stuck on her computer right now.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I kind of estimated that. That's why I said to ask her.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Do you wa-do you want-would you like to talk to [[Bob Chandler|my father]] some tonight?

'''Julie:''' Uh, no, not tonight.

'''Chris:''' Okay. I thought of a way of how I can get [[Barbara Chandler|my mom]] up here if you want to-if you still want to meet her.

'''Julie:''' Um, sure. Alright.

'''Chris:''' Alright. Hang on just a moment here. Here's the uh, here's the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9HBzXitoGc dillio] on what I'm gonna do to get my mom up here. I'm gonna move the camera so it's angled to the couch, you know?

'''Julie:''' Well Chris, you don't need to bring her up here you can just give her the headset, couldn't you? I can talk to her on there.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah. You see, I offered her that and she refused that twice, you know, so it's best to bring her up here.

'''Julie:''' Me-I don't think...I dunno.

'''Chris:''' It'll be alright.

'''Julie:''' I'm really nervous. I don't think I want to, I'm sorry. I'm just kind of nervous.

'''Chris:''' Just kind of nervous. Well, I can understand that.

'''Julie:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' I respect ya. And I love you.

'''Julie:''' Hmm. So, wait, what got on [[ED]]?

'''Chris:''' Oh! Yeah, a couple of au-there were some audio files that were extracted from a couple of past chats with [[PandaHalo|Panda]] on the Skype. Including where I described the, uh, my idea of first-first sexual intercourse.

'''Julie:''' Oh. There's nothing of ours on there, is there?

'''Chris:''' By the way, this is before I met 'cha when these were record-and whatcha say?

'''Julie:''' There's nothing of ours on there, right? I don't want any trolls getting a hold of that.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. I dunno, but I hope there isn't anything of ours over there.

'''Julie:''' I can check, if you want.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that might be a good idea.

'''Julie:''' Alright. I'll check right now.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Julie:''' So, anything you want to talk about while I check?

'''Chris:''' Uh, let me see. My father wanted to know what your highest school education was.

'''Julie:''' It was high school.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. It was a high school over in Molvanîa, wasn't it?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. As and B minus.

'''Chris:''' Okay. So you were on [[honor roll]], basically?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' That's good. You know I was on honor roll throughout [[Providence Middle School|Providence Middle]] and [[Manchester High School]].

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' And I was on the dean's list at Piedmont. You are 19, but you'll be 20 in July?

'''Julie:''' Yup.

'''Chris:''' July 13th, wasn't it?

'''Julie:''' Yes it was.

'''Chris:''' Oh, no wait...

'''Julie:''' Wait, was it-

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, July 13th.

'''Julie:''' Yeah, July 13th.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Yeah. Remind me so I'll remember to let her know when to get you your present.

'''Julie:''' Ah, alright.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Right. So, you said you won't be able to afford to make the trip right away...

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Tell me, how much money are you making currently at your current jobs.

'''Julie:''' Uh...not enough, Chris. Not enough. It's-it's just the economy's--the economy's so awful it's just-

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I hear you. Hmm. You're saving that though, aren't you?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. I'm making a little over minimum wage, but I don't think that's enough.

'''Chris:''' Well I tell you what, you just keep saving that and maybe you'll still be able to come in March or April.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I thought you said you were going to come to Ohio.

'''Chris''' (dismissively): Oh. Yeah, I can't come to Ohio...

'''Julie:''' But Chris, you said you would! You told me! I was so excited!

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I'm not gonna...you make more money than I do every month. It's... Why do you-

'''Chris''' (sighing): Okay, well...yeah. I'll plan to come to you. Alright. I'll make plans and set money aside for a road trip over to Ohio.

'''Julie:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' But I'm still gonna need your address so I can get directions on MapQuest.

'''Julie:''' Alright.

'''Chris:''' Like, you know, you can send that to me in a PSN message or you can spell it out for me right now and I'll write it down.

'''Julie:''' I guess I'll send you a PS...3 message.

'''Chris:''' Alright. That'll be easy to understand.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' At least I know you're over in Cleveland, Ohio.

'''Julie:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' And there was another friend of mine-oh, I'm sorry, go ahead.

'''Julie:''' I noticed that you actually said ''Ich bin Schwule'' wrong. It's Ich bin Sch''wule''.

'''Chris:''' Oh. Okay, how is it spelled?

'''Julie:''' No-no, just-you-you have it right, up to, uh, the last part. It's Sch''wule'', not Sch''well.''

'''Chris:''' Schwule.

'''Julie:''' Yes, there we go.

'''Chris:''' So it sounds like, uh, spelled S-C-H-W-A-L?

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

[The correct spelling would indeed be "Ich bin schwul." as "schwule" translates to "[multiple] gays".]

'''Chris:''' Okay. I'll have to memorize that E to an A.

'''Julie:''' Yeah. So try saying it again.

'''Chris:''' ''Ich bin Schwule.''

'''Julie:''' There you go. Hmm. I love you too.

'''Chris:''' ''Ich bin Schwule'' from my heart, Julie.

'''Julie:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Oh, by the way you know, I have to leave the computer for a moment because my mom called me to go downstairs and she had bought me a slice of pizza when she got herself one earlier this afternoon.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' So I basically picked up my slice, put it on a plate and put it in the fridge.

'''Julie:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Then she also asked me to bring her down some water and Sprite.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Chris:''' But, uh, but (garbled) computer (garbled) big heavy, big bulky pizza box for ya.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' -made me forget.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' And my mom ended up coming upstairs and getting a water and a Sprite.

'''Julie:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' And she gave me a little bit of a discussion about, uh, my mom being more important than my friends.

'''Julie:''' Aww. Hey, Chris?

'''Chris:''' And also, like you know-one thing she said that kind of irritated me a bit...

'''Julie:''' Yeah?

'''Chris:''' It was like "What have those friends done for you? They haven't done anything."

'''Julie:''' That's not nice.

'''Chris:''' And then I said-

'''Julie:''' Chris, can I ask you a quick question since we're in the confidentially of, uh-

'''Chris:''' I beg to differ.

'''Julie:''' -since the PSN chat is confidential? Can I ask, who do you truly value more: your mother or me?

''(long pause)''

'''Chris:''' I value my mother very much 'cause, you know, she's my mother and I value you because you're my sweetheart to be.

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I'd really like to be with you or have you come to me as soon as possible. But I will plan on coming to Ohio within the next couple of months.

'''Julie:''' Aww, I was thinking you could come here for your birthday, it'd be awesome.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. I see. Yeah. I ch-I checked (garbled) not without the budget right now.

'''Julie''' (disappointed): Oh.

'''Chris:''' I'm (garbled) my next [[tugboat]].

'''Julie:''' Alright.

'''Chris:''' And I'll be able to make the trip in March or April.

'''Julie:''' Maybe you should ask your parents what they think about it, you coming to Ohio.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Of course, first I'll have to get your address then I can get directions off of MapQuest.

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I'll send you the address. But Ohio's only like one state over, isn't it?

'''Chris:''' Uh, hang on, let me check my, uh, coin map. I got it out here in the hallway hanging on the, uh, just next door to my room. Um, actually Ohio is separated by one state between Virginia.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Chris:''' Actually it's more like two. It's like one state layer. On the western part of Virginia, if you consider that small bit of edge between Ohi-between it and Ohio is Kentucky. But for the rest of the northwest of Virginia, between Ohio and Virginia, is, uh, West Virginia.

'''Julie:''' Ah. Are you go-You'll still be able to make it, right? Because I really want to see you.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I wi-I will definitely try to make plans on making the trip to come and see you. I might bring my mother with me, is that a problem or is that okay?

'''Julie:''' Well I dunno, 'cause I was thinking that when you get here...you know.

'''Chris:''' But, uh, after we meet then we get down to that I'm sure my mom will respect my privacy.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I really don't think you should bring your mother. Chris, maybe you could stay with me for a while.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I hear ya. Hmm. Something else I'll have to think about. But at least I have your pictures and your letter and all I need is your address and so I-

''(recording ends)''

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Watchmen

2020-08-29T15:49:24Z

Byzantine: /* Lainchu */

{{quote|You brought so much fucking joy to this world and you continue to do so. That's why... one of the reasons why... you know, we... you need to remain safe.|A Watchman to Chris.<ref>CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)</ref>}}

The '''Watchmen''' are a group of fantastical enablers whose members attempt to act as gatekeepers and [[white knights]] for Chris, in a similar manner as their predecessors the [[Guard Dogs]]. They keep away malicious individuals trying to troll or scam Chris.

As a faction, the Watchmen were instrumental in numerous events over the course of late 2019 onwards, such as attempting to dismantle [[Jacob Sockness]]’s influence over Chris and drive him off. They also shut down the Arbitarch CWC Alliance Discord server when the true intent of the server was revealed. Chris has [[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)|chatted with them on Google Hangouts]]. They were behind the [[2020 Discord leaks|Discord leaks in August 2020]].

Their approach is controversial as they gained Chris's favor by means of [[Enablers|enabling]] his delusions by pretending to be fellow [[CPU]] goddesses and encouraging his beliefs in [[magical thinking]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]].

==Known members==
===MKRNightVee===
[[Image:MeghanRingo.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Meghan]]
[[File:MKR enabling.png|200px|thumb|right||Meghan enabling Chris's delusional thoughts.]]
{{quote|I am a [[CPU]], that means I am directly on the same level of godhood as [[Chris]]tine.|Meghan, replying to [[Sarah and Steve]] questioning if she really follows Chris's beliefs.<ref>[http://archive.md/lj64i Archive of 7 Nov 2019 tweet chain]</ref>}}

'''Meghan Kathleen Ringo''' (born 24 April 1992), also known under the aliases '''MKRNightVee''' and '''thepixietailartist''') appeared in early [[2019]], presenting herself to Chris as being the goddess of the [[Nintendo Switch]] and offering him validation on his fantasies of having magic powers.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meghan-k-ringo-mkrnightvee.52454/</ref> She has stated that her goal isn't to feed into Chris's delusions so much as to offer advice and help.<ref>[[:File:MKR motives.png]]</ref>

She set up a Discord group for Chris, telling her friends to role-play as [[CPU]] goddesses to gain Chris's trust, while also instituting a no-trolling rule.<ref>[[:File:MKR Discord Rules.png]]</ref>

During the [[Jacob Sockness]] saga, in which Sockness attempted to manipulate Chris into a sexual relationship, MKR saw the danger in Sockness's intent, and steered Chris away from him in summer 2019; Sockness thought her a barrier and abused her verbally on Twitter as his second dramatic cycle approached its climax in early [[November 2019|November]]. She, as well as Aqua, largely mitigated Sockness's influence over Chris, though Chris was still willing to listen to Sockness.

{{clear}}

===AquaDiamond8===
{{quote|Christine...Please stop this, Mewtwo is not real, the [[merge]] is not happening, you need serious help. If you need help there are people to help you with these delusions. This is incredibly unhealthy for you.|AquaDiamond8, March 2019<ref>http://archive.md/50xPX</ref>}}

{{quote|Still i dont want <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Jacob Sockness]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> attacking my people when the merge happens, Christine has said there will be no more war or need for violence in the merge, my Sapphire has forseen this |AquaDiamond8 changes her tune, November 2019<ref>http://archive.ph/0bMDM</ref>}}

[[File:Magi-Chan and AquaDiamond8.jpg|AquaDiamond8 and Magi-Chan. Drawn by Aqua November 2019.|thumb|200px]]

'''AquaDiamond8''' is a Twitter user who has bounced from being a [[ween]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-988#post-4495303</ref>, to a [[white knight]], to an enabler. In November 2019, after having tried to discourage Chris's delusions months before, Aqua abruptly switched tactics and instead embraced Chris's delusional beliefs. She changed her Twitter handle to "CPU Goddess Aqua of the Mac Book Pro", echoing a similar move as fellow enabler [[MKRNightVee]]. Like MKR, Aqua had frequent spats with [[Sockness]]. Later, Aqua began drawing fanart of her [[OC]] interacting with [[Magi-Chan]]<ref>http://archive.md/lGets</ref>. She then posted a Pokémon drawing, claiming it to be an alt-dimension Magi-Chan<ref>http://archive.md/ETlxV</ref>:

{{quoteboxgreen|[[File:Val Valentino, The Masked Magician.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Val Valentino, The Masked Magician. A celestial powerful magician

Dex Enter: "This Magi-Chan is so powerful he has to mentally project a simplified form that the human mind can comprehend. Looking at his true form would drive you mad."

Dex #: unknown}}

Chris was enticed by this news:

{{quotebox|Seriously? You disovered an alt-dimension Magi-Chan Sonichu? This is a very interesting find. I'll look more into this one for myself.

Also, for your information, regardless of which variant, Dimension or Timeline of origin, Special, Regular, or Mega Evolved, the Pokedex Number for Sonichu and Rosechu will always be at #982 and #979, respectively.}}

Aqua answered:

{{quoteboxgreen|Oh i wasnt aware ill make sure to write that down. But he more discovered me in a way. I was meaning to chat with [[Polyamorous marriage|your hubby]] when i realized i wasnt in our normal meeting spot, then he appeared through a portal.}}

===anameisaname===
A kiwi farmer who got involved in Christory, he keeps an eye out for weens and enablers.

===Lainchu===
[[File:Lainchu.jpg|thumb|200px|Lainchu, as drawn by MKRNightVee.]]
Lainchu, also known Lainchu the Chronicler is an OC created by Chris whose only purpose is to document anything Chris does. The role was originally played by the creator of the Official CWCki Discord server, [[User:Klop|Klop]]. As of late [[August 2020]], Klop has resigned from the role; however, another user has taken on the mantle.

==Arbitarch CWC Alliance==
'''Arbitarch CWC Alliance''' is one of the [[Discord]] servers Chris participates in. It was created by Joseph Draft, the man behind [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] to document Chris's interaction. They used art from MKRNightVee to help catch Chris's attention and bring him there. Once their intent was revealed, the Watchmen shut it down; both AquaDiamond8 and MKRNightVee left the server after its true purpose was known.

===Chris's Discord excerpts===
{{main|Discord}}

==See also==
*[[CWCProtectSquad]]
*[[Guard Dogs]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Fantasies}}
{{People}}

August 2020 social media posts

2020-08-29T15:42:23Z

Byzantine: Added new post, looks interesting.

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[August 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.

==Just call me silvia!==

August 1

Just call me silvia!(@silverangel259):

{{quoteboxgreen|Thank you @CPU_CWCSonichu for the raid help!!! You know I always got your back for future raids! #PokemonGOFest2020 #PokemonGoRaids
 [[File:Aug_1_Twitter_raid.jpeg]] }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, no probs. But, yeah, hit me up for help with #RayquazaRaids; I can definitely do very well as one-third or even one-half of a Trio or Duo in those during this #PokemonGODragonWeek. Invites and Remote Raid Passes are da bomb (it helps if at least one is actually at the gym).}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[[File:Aug_1_Twitter_rayquaza.jpeg]] }}

==Pokemon GO Friend Code==
August 1

{{quoteboxyellow|This person can use some more friends in their #PokemonGO account; please send them a Friend Request.

FC: 3902 7199 7706
 [[File:1_Aug_Twitter_src.jpeg]] }}

==Thunder==

August 1

Thunder(@Mad_HatchHD):

{{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu hey, I've been trying to send a friend request on pokemon go, but your friend list is full.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I still get the requests even if the list is full. What’s your handle on the app?}}

==Gourmet Hotdog Review==

August 7

{{quoteboxyellow|Just tried the veggie dogs from @thefranktruck; a previous Friday, I had their Vienna meat dogs. Good meat, above standard; veggie meat was better (kinda tasted like bologna). I would still recommend their gourmet chili dogs when they come by the #Ruckersville sign every Friday.}}

==100MegaMeh==

August 8

{{quoteboxyellow|Kra-kow! ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:Deoxys1.jpeg|300px]] [[File:Deoxys.jpeg|300px]]

}}

MegaMeh Hundred (@100MegaMeh):

{{quoteboxred|Okay so I live just up the road from you, how are you finding these and I barely got anything. Like your sitting here with a shiny deoxys and I’m here tryin to spawn at the very least an unknown.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|You live in Ruckersville? Anyway, if you did live that close, you would have noticed the van being absent from the Temple’s driveway; Rosey and I went out. Duh. We raid hunted for a while after it turned 4:00 pm. Concentrate on a specific Raid Legendary, a shiny find is likely.}}

==Very Distant alt-timeline==

August 8

the skooma den (@Skooma_broNSFW):

{{quoteboxgreen|finally finished this one for @Redemption4CWC ,corona-chan and the gang are burning down cwcville for the lulz, i also drew @CPU_CWCSonichu as an older girlfriend-free boy 😎

[fan-art]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very Distant alt-timeline and Dimension; not even touching this onr at all. Your drawing is not cool.}}

==Serebii==

August 8

Serebii.net (@SerebiiNet):

{{quoteboxpurple|Serebii Update: The Pokémon GO Magikarp Community Day event is starting to run in the Americas. Runs from 11am to 5pm local time.

Details @ https://serebii.net/pokemongo/communityday/august2020.shtml}}

{{quoteboxyellow|#GoingFishing today. #PokemonGO}}

Marce (@IkarusTalys):

{{quoteboxorange|wear a mask}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[adventure time gif]}}

==A Simple Clarification==

August 9

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, y’all. Simple clarification if a certain new rumor (if you have not heard, do not worry or go looking into it): simple and direct, [[Barb]] and I are safe, well and okay. In the sequence of events, this was timed as a think-ahead moment for this timeline. ⚡⚡⚡

Now, after reading all of that and this, what are you feeling right now? If you feel a good and calm sensation, you will have a lucky and blessed day today. Otherwise, if you feel weirded out, consider yourselves blessed you’re day is remaining neutral after this moment.}}
''This tweet was requested to be made by gatekeepers due to the large response to [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]].''

==Shut up, Jake!==

August 9

Right Eye of GOD (@[[JacobSockness]]):

{{quoteboxorange|I have spells to create Hell Worlds, I have one that will turn the trolls straight and narrow. This Hell is that upon death, God rejects and throws all trolls to C-197 where they are forced to take care of and babysit Chris Chan for all eternity.

It's not a shared hell, it's an individual hell where each troll suffers alone with no escape and they will have the unconTROLLable urge to obey her blindly to the letter.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|As for you Jake: shut up.}}
==Statue from C-197==

August 10

さがら (@sagara7791):

{{quoteboxgreen|伊賀市高尾のソニックが綺麗になった‼️

<nowiki>#</nowiki>伊賀市 #ソニック

[plastic statue of Sonic on a hoverboard]}}

''Japanese for "Sonic in [[Wikipedia:Mount Takao|Takao]], [[Wikipedia:Iga, Mie|Iga City]] has become beautiful!! ️#Iga City #Sonic"''

{{quoteboxyellow|I personally confirm that this statue is indeed an artifact from [[C-197]] that had made its way into this dimension [[2000s|over a decade ago]]. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==Pokémon ==

August 13

[long conversation about Pokémon GO]

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, that sucks; during the #GOFest2020, my gift opening during those two hour slots for the Rare Candies were near limitless, yet I still had only the limited amount of gifts. Still, I ended up with about more than 70 candies that day. It was fun. ⚡⚡⚡}}

Pokémon GO (@PokemonGoApp):

{{quoteboxorange|Exciting news, Trainers! September AND October #PokemonGOCommunityDay will be decided by the community! Here are the candidates.

⭐ Charmander
⭐ Caterpie
⭐ Grimer
⭐ Porygon

More details soon!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|PORYGON! PORYGON! PORYGON!}}

==Chris Replaces an Air Conditioner==

August 16
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, y’all. I’m about to swap the air conditioners. I put on my neckwear/mask as a sweatband, and then covered my forehead; now it’s a 3/4 Doo-Rag. Covered on the front; airing out the back. ⚡⚡⚡ #StayHydrated #glaccewaterbottle 💧💧💧
[[File:ChrisAugust2020.jpg|300px]]
[[File:ChrisAugust2020-2.jpg|300px]]
[[File:ChrisAugust2020-3.jpg|300px]]
}}

Carrie Krueger (@CarrieKrueger17):

{{quoteboxpurple|Window unit?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes}}

{{quoteboxyellow|New AirCon installed! I had thought I was going to recycle and reuse the panels from the previous one; had them wrapped and fully extended with duct tape after removing them, too. But this AirCon’s panels went full-span, so I was good. Not a bad afternoon’s work.

[[File:NewAirCon.jpg|500px]]}}

==Hydration==
17 August

''Chris confirms, once and for all that drinking water is good for food poisoning and dehydration''

An artistic Twitter user:

{{quoteboxpurple|Hi guys I have a fever from food poisoning and dehydrated wheeee}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Drink lots of water, Key.}}

==[[Random access humor]]==
17 August

''In response to some artist's old sketches, one of which has a joke similar, but a lot funnier than the following.''

{{quoteboxyellow|“It’s a cup of dirt. Just put an “F” on that, and let me go home.” “Well, it’s a cup with dirt in it; I call it “Cup of Dirt”.”}}

==Chris prefers Porygon==
18 August

''In what can only be described as the easiest choice possible, Chris chooses Porygon over Weedle, the most [[Sonichu (comic)|unimaginative]] boring Pokemon you could think of.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Porygon}}

==Jacob still going off the rails==
18 August

''In response to a protected Tweet that probably made it so that Chris had to buy a train ticket and come to Jacob's house and suck his [[duck]] in order for the [[merge]] to happen.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Not in this or any timeline, Jake.

Again: shut the hell up. ⚡⚡⚡}}

==Sonichu levels up!==
19 August

{{quoteboxyellow|I finally did it for Mama Chris Chan; #PokemonGOLevel40. I can finally nominate this temple, personally.
Kra-Kow! ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:19_08_20_level_40.jpeg|300px]]}}

==Chris prefers Charmander==
20 August

''A much tougher decision, but in the end, between Grimer and Charmander, Chris chose Charmander

{{quoteboxyellow|Charmander}}

==Chris still prefers Porygon==
22 August

''Between all four: Grimer, Porygon, Caterpie and Charmander, Chris chose Porygon''

{{quoteboxyellow|Porygon}}

==Chris on Sockness hijacking==
22 August

Carrie Krueger (@CarrieKrueger17):

{{quoteboxpurple|I think that drawing is Sockness trying to hijack you.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|He’s never gonna do that. ALOL.}}

==CWCSonichu Temple is nominated==
24 August

{{quoteboxyellow|Our #CWCSonichuTemple is nominated; I share a humble shoutout to my fellow #Level40 players: please rate highly and positively. The tides turn against all haters of this dimension. Thank you all for your kindness. Lots of L💙ve.⚡

<nowiki>#Niantic #PokemonGO #Pokestop #Nianticwayfarer</nowiki>}}

==Chris says Ben is wrong and reprimands Sockness==
26 August

[[Ben Saint]]:
{{quoteboxbrown|C-197's @CPU_CWCSonichu has been slain, in retribution for the devastation brought on by her Soda Rain Holocaust.

But we are not done. New Los Angeles City aka Neo Milwaukee, officially declares WAR on the city of CWCville.

He he he. SLIME.

[Video of comic "pseudo-finale"]}}

Chris rebuts:
{{quoteboxyellow|That is a big Nope. Alpha Timeline, yes, but that was the Sister Dimensions of C-194 and 1214 you’ve accessed. Plus, that Chris Chan teleported and escaped to ensure her timeline’s safety. The Beta timeliners did not last long in the Alpha timeline.

Ours, here, is the Omega.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|And there is no retcon or altering on your end that can ever change things from what I have informed you now, Ben.}}

Saint denies the existence of an omega timeline:
{{quoteboxbrown|Slime and Punishment takes place across C-197, in multiple beta timelines as well as the Alpha timeline. There is no omega timeline.}}

[[Jacob Sockness]] replies to Ben Saint, remarking about Chris's Slime [[TSSSF]] cards:
{{quoteboxgreen|I know there are at least 4 types of timelines. I can't describe them all in a comment though. I'm going to read your thing tomorrow, you seem to have an interesting deck in her cards.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|You’re no sack of fresh potatoes in this timeline either, Sockness. You can do with a shut up and quit putting up as well. See you soon enough.}}

Chris then blocked Sockness.

==Sonichu Z is in production!==
28 August 2020

ObsessioKnight (@ObsessioKnight):
{{quoteboxgreen|still working hard on #SonichuZ, here the big bad has made his way to the laboratory. What are all there people doing here? that's a mystery for later. #cwc #sonichu #animation #scientists

[''Gif of some animation of scientists from the production'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|You mind sharing that animation concept with me, Dude? ⚡⚡⚡}}

{{quoteboxgreen|HOLY CRAP IT'S YOU. And I can promise that it won't be like spazkid's total slaughter on your ideas and concepts. But it IS gonna be a parody. Would you want to voice yourself in it? I can move some stuff around so a rendition of you appears in it.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, that sounds good. I can record my voice for the video.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|FANTASTIC! Thanks a ton and I hope you have a great weekend, I'll let you know when that phase starts.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Send me a DM, and I’ll send you the phone number to text us at.}}

{{Social media}}

CWC Fighter

2020-08-29T14:55:03Z

Byzantine: Put artwork in thumbnail format.

[[File:Gokugetemattitude.PNG|thumb|What Chris is [[Chris and reality|imagining]]]]

"'''CWC Fighter'''" is a video from 18 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] shows us his (lack of) martial arts technique.

==Video==
{{quote|Watch It, I have a little [[Wikipedia:Chun-Li|Chun-Li]] within me.|Official description}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Fighter
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xqdAA1PyvdU}}
| stardate = 18 [[August 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{RedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]
| next = [[One Blessing, and One Curse]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's [[Son-chu|blue stationwagon]] parked in the [[14 Branchland Court|yard]]. A riding [[Father Call|lawnmower]] is visible. Chris walks into the frame, [[Chris and fashion|dressed]] in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his [[Medallion of fail|Sonichu medallion]]. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly [[Chris and religion|invoking]] some kind of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|ungodly power]]. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes an awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks at the air with his other leg, arms akimbo and head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a [[Chris Loses It|wounded animal]]. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and states:'']

I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GS_z-kM64rM}}
| stardate = 20 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/puppetchaos puppetchaos]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = (VGM) Remix
| info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC Ballet
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YKXtDWOuL4U}}
| stardate = 21 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ohhhmyaxels OhhhMyAxels]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = ?????
| info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Uy2z-fi9yec}}
| stardate = 10 [[September 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PhallusKnifeFight PhallusKnifeFight]
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan can swim.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vSkP9E_6bMw}}
| stardate = 25 [[May 2010]]
| maker = TheMammothWasHere
| subject = CWC Fighter
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC Fighter ALPHA 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sMT5Xb6IshE}}
| stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/DrButler DrButler]
| subject = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| type = | info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CCR: Chris Chan Revolution
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bVkzCzTh-7o}}
| stardate = 5 [[October 2010]]
| maker = GoldPlatedDildo
| subject =
| type =
| info = DDR Remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Nothing Keeps the Troll Hunter Down
| video = {{#ev:youtube|q6Q96v5eP0Y}}
| stardate = 27 [[November 2010]]
| maker = TheHunterOfTrolls
| subject =
| type =
| info = Our new enemy?
}}

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Chris Chan Lee|Wikipedia article on Chris Chan Lee]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]|nextlink=[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]|}}
{{Game Videos}}
{{Power videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-18]]

File:Gokugetemattitude.PNG

2020-08-29T14:53:28Z

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User:Byzantine/sandbox

2020-08-29T13:21:51Z

Byzantine:

{{Incomplete}}

The following is a conversation that several [[Watchmen]] had with Chris over Google Hangout on 28 August 2020.

==Audio==
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| name = CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (August 28th, 2020)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Qmnj_qDbsn8}}
| stardate = 28 [[August 2020]]
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}} {{Watchmen|text}}
| previous =
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==Description==
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==Transcript==

'''Watchwoman 1''': Yeah, I did.

'''Chris''': Alright, that's good.

'''Watchwoman 1''': It's- it's pretty nice.

'''Chris''': Nice being the only- ok.

'''Watchwoman 1''': ...So far. Yeah. Everybody's tired, but y'know how moving is.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah, I did that just like... a couple months ago.

'''Watchwoman 1''': Become the fruit fly queen Kyle! No! How 'bout you keep the fruit flies I... don't want

{{transcript}}

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Watchmen

2020-08-29T10:08:56Z

Byzantine: /* Lainchu */ Klop gone.

{{quote|You brought so much fucking joy to this world and you continue to do so. That's why... one of the reasons why... you know, we... you need to remain safe.|A Watchman to Chris.<ref>CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)</ref>}}

The '''Watchmen''' are a group of fantastical enablers whose members attempt to act as gatekeepers and [[white knights]] for Chris, in a similar manner as their predecessors the [[Guard Dogs]]. They keep away malicious individuals trying to troll or scam Chris.

As a faction, the Watchmen were instrumental in numerous events over the course of late 2019 onwards, such as attempting to dismantle [[Jacob Sockness]]’s influence over Chris and drive him off. They also shut down the Arbitarch CWC Alliance Discord server when the true intent of the server was revealed. Chris has [[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)|chatted with them on Google Hangouts]]. They were behind the [[2020 Discord leaks|Discord leaks in August 2020]].

Their approach is controversial as they gained Chris's favor by means of [[Enablers|enabling]] his delusions by pretending to be fellow [[CPU]] goddesses and encouraging his beliefs in [[magical thinking]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]].

==Known members==
===MKRNightVee===
[[Image:MeghanRingo.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Meghan]]
[[File:MKR enabling.png|200px|thumb|right||Meghan enabling Chris's delusional thoughts.]]
{{quote|I am a [[CPU]], that means I am directly on the same level of godhood as [[Chris]]tine.|Meghan, replying to [[Sarah and Steve]] questioning if she really follows Chris's beliefs.<ref>[http://archive.md/lj64i Archive of 7 Nov 2019 tweet chain]</ref>}}

'''Meghan Kathleen Ringo''' (born 24 April 1992), also known under the aliases '''MKRNightVee''' and '''thepixietailartist''') appeared in early [[2019]], presenting herself to Chris as being the goddess of the [[Nintendo Switch]] and offering him validation on his fantasies of having magic powers.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meghan-k-ringo-mkrnightvee.52454/</ref> She has stated that her goal isn't to feed into Chris's delusions so much as to offer advice and help.<ref>[[:File:MKR motives.png]]</ref>

She set up a Discord group for Chris, telling her friends to role-play as [[CPU]] goddesses to gain Chris's trust, while also instituting a no-trolling rule.<ref>[[:File:MKR Discord Rules.png]]</ref>

During the [[Jacob Sockness]] saga, in which Sockness attempted to manipulate Chris into a sexual relationship, MKR saw the danger in Sockness's intent, and steered Chris away from him in summer 2019; Sockness thought her a barrier and abused her verbally on Twitter as his second dramatic cycle approached its climax in early [[November 2019|November]]. She, as well as Aqua, largely mitigated Sockness's influence over Chris, though Chris was still willing to listen to Sockness.

{{clear}}

===AquaDiamond8===
{{quote|Christine...Please stop this, Mewtwo is not real, the [[merge]] is not happening, you need serious help. If you need help there are people to help you with these delusions. This is incredibly unhealthy for you.|AquaDiamond8, March 2019<ref>http://archive.md/50xPX</ref>}}

{{quote|Still i dont want <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Jacob Sockness]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> attacking my people when the merge happens, Christine has said there will be no more war or need for violence in the merge, my Sapphire has forseen this |AquaDiamond8 changes her tune, November 2019<ref>http://archive.ph/0bMDM</ref>}}

[[File:Magi-Chan and AquaDiamond8.jpg|AquaDiamond8 and Magi-Chan. Drawn by Aqua November 2019.|thumb|200px]]

'''AquaDiamond8''' is a Twitter user who has bounced from being a [[ween]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-988#post-4495303</ref>, to a [[white knight]], to an enabler. In November 2019, after having tried to discourage Chris's delusions months before, Aqua abruptly switched tactics and instead embraced Chris's delusional beliefs. She changed her Twitter handle to "CPU Goddess Aqua of the Mac Book Pro", echoing a similar move as fellow enabler [[MKRNightVee]]. Like MKR, Aqua had frequent spats with [[Sockness]]. Later, Aqua began drawing fanart of her [[OC]] interacting with [[Magi-Chan]]<ref>http://archive.md/lGets</ref>. She then posted a Pokémon drawing, claiming it to be an alt-dimension Magi-Chan<ref>http://archive.md/ETlxV</ref>:

{{quoteboxgreen|[[File:Val Valentino, The Masked Magician.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Val Valentino, The Masked Magician. A celestial powerful magician

Dex Enter: "This Magi-Chan is so powerful he has to mentally project a simplified form that the human mind can comprehend. Looking at his true form would drive you mad."

Dex #: unknown}}

Chris was enticed by this news:

{{quotebox|Seriously? You disovered an alt-dimension Magi-Chan Sonichu? This is a very interesting find. I'll look more into this one for myself.

Also, for your information, regardless of which variant, Dimension or Timeline of origin, Special, Regular, or Mega Evolved, the Pokedex Number for Sonichu and Rosechu will always be at #982 and #979, respectively.}}

Aqua answered:

{{quoteboxgreen|Oh i wasnt aware ill make sure to write that down. But he more discovered me in a way. I was meaning to chat with [[Polyamorous marriage|your hubby]] when i realized i wasnt in our normal meeting spot, then he appeared through a portal.}}

===anameisaname===
A kiwi farmer who got involved in Christory, he keeps an eye out for weens and enablers.

===Lainchu===
[[File:Lainchu.jpg|thumb|200px|Lainchu, as drawn by MKRNightVee.]]
Lainchu, also known Lainchu the Chronicler is an OC created by Chris whose only purpose is to document anything Chris does. The role is played by the creator of the Official CWCki Discord server, [[User:Klop|Klop]]. As of late [[August 2020]], Klop has resigned from the role and therefore it is unknown whether Lainchu will fall into obscurity or be assigned to a different person by Chris.

==Arbitarch CWC Alliance==
'''Arbitarch CWC Alliance''' is one of the [[Discord]] servers Chris participates in. It was created by Joseph Draft, the man behind [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] to document Chris's interaction. They used art from MKRNightVee to help catch Chris's attention and bring him there. Once their intent was revealed, the Watchmen shut it down; both AquaDiamond8 and MKRNightVee left the server after its true purpose was known.

===Chris's Discord excerpts===
{{main|Discord}}

==See also==
*[[CWCProtectSquad]]
*[[Guard Dogs]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Fantasies}}
{{People}}

Discord Q&A 4

2020-08-29T09:57:01Z

Byzantine: gonna do a transcript over in my sandbox.

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{{Incomplete}}

The following is a conversation that several [[Watchmen]] had with Chris over Google Hangout on 28 August 2020.

==Audio==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (August 28th, 2020)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Qmnj_qDbsn8}}
| stardate = 28 [[August 2020]]
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}} {{Watchmen|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

==Description==
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==Transcript==

{{transcript}}

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

User:Byzantine/sandbox

2020-08-29T09:55:59Z

Byzantine: Transcript

Discord Q&A 4

2020-08-29T09:50:52Z

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Chris and religion

2020-08-28T20:07:19Z

Byzantine: whoops

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|I believe in God and Jesus too, but God must hate me to put me in the lifestyle I am forced to be cooped up and bored with.|Eli Eli lama sabaqtani! (Facebook, 2013)}}

{{quote|So, I dare say with all due respect to the Lord: meh|Chris abandons the Christian God for [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] goddesses<ref>[[:File:IdeaGuyCWCreligion6.png]]</ref>}}

[[Image:NeptuniagoodbyeJC.png|thumb|[[China|The real reason Chris abandoned Christianity.]]]]

[[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''religious beliefs''' have long been a complicated matter. For most of his life, Chris would declare himself to be Christian, yet his stated religious convictions would often diverge starkly from his actual, peculiar beliefs about God, sinfulness, and the nature of good and evil, incorporating a grab bag of other beliefs from unrelated traditions and [[Family Guy|other sources]]. Moreover, Chris has long believed himself to be of unique spiritual importance, believing that he has received [[Dreams|multiple visions from God]] and that he has magical powers. Already in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], his characters would regard Chris as their almighty creator and father, creating yet another tier on this wedding cake of theological contradictions. Chris finally gave up on Christianity and started following the CPU goddesses from [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] on 17 [[December 2017]].<ref>[[:File:Sonichu_16_page-34.jpeg|Official renouncement of God]]</ref> Since then, under influence by the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Teen Troon Squad|others]], Chris has come to believe that he is a [[Tomgirl Saga|goddess]], [[CPU Blue Heart]], orchestrating an [[Dimensional Merge|apocalypse]] that will end in a [[Dimensions#1C-211987|heavenly new creation]]. Much of his mythology was [[Things Chris has ripped off|lifted]] from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] anime. The result is an unholy amalgam of authentic religious traditions, troll forgeries and narcissism, mixed together with neither forethought nor consistency.

With religion, as with all things, Chris only hears [[Chris and his Ego|what he wants]] to hear. Chris long espoused traditional Christian teachings condemning [[homos]]exuality while ignoring that it also forbids pre-marital [[Chris and sex|sex]], [[Nudes|pornography]] and [[Chris and health|gluttony]]. This dissonance is exemplified in his reaction to the news that [[PandaHalo]] had been raped and impregnated by [[Clyde Cash]]: he actively encouraged her to spend time with her rapist because a child should know and be raised by both of its parents... shortly after encouraging her to get an abortion.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> Chris's [[autism|narrow view of the world]] requires that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] in the comics, and his [[true and loyal fanbase]] in the [[Chris and reality|real world]], share his religious beliefs. He has demanded that watchers worship him, and believes it feasible that he could convince half of the world population to join his personality cult.<ref>For comparison, Christendom, the world's largest religion, [https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/04/05/christians-remain-worlds-largest-religious-group-but-they-are-declining-in-europe/ makes up only 31%] of the world population.</ref>

==Delusions of godhood==
{{see also|Messiah complex}}

{{quote|Fear not. For behold I bring tidings of great joy.|Sonichu, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}
{{quote|I prayed for forgiveness from the real Christian. Sonichu, will he forgive me?|Aspie Sonichu, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}
[[Image:Issue 10 Pg 48.jpg|thumb|Sonichu cracks open his tomb and descends in a beam of light.]]
[[File:EmperorChris.png|thumb|left|All hail Christian Weston Chandler, God-<s>Emperor</s> Mayor of [[CWCville]].]]

Beyond his [[Chris and his Ego|self-infatuation]] visible from any of Chris's creative output, Chris had shown from an early period the nascent belief that he might have been specially chosen. Chris might have developed a God complex as early as [[2000]], as the halo floating over his head on the cover of ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]'' seems to indicate. In his e-mails to [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] he seems to call himself Jesus: ''"You have my word as an Avid Gamer, Lamb of God, and Humble Human Being that I WILL work Very Hard to Save, Save, Save."''<ref>[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]</ref> However, this could also be a [[Chris and English|malapropism]] for "Word of God." More definite signs first emerged in late [[2009]], and have accreted over the decade since into Chris's current apotheosis.

Starting on page 42 of [[Sonichu 10|issue #10]], Chris displays a somewhat disturbing twist to the plot (such as it is) of his comics. [[Ultra Sonichu]] frees [[Zelina Rosechu]] from her stony state using his Chaotic powers, then appears to [[Darkbind Sonichu]] with a message similar in tone, if not outright text, to prophecies of the coming of Jesus Christ (complete with arms outstretched as if he were suspended on a crucifix).

Later on in the issue, Ultra Sonichu travels to the world of [[Asperchu]], where the characters of that comic inform him that they were forced into their roles by Alec, and that they had been praying to Christian Weston Chandler for deliverance and forgiveness. Lo and behold, Chris did send the Messiah Sonichu to end their suffering. Sonichu uses the "Chaotic Remedy" to miraculously cure them all of their [[Asperger syndrome]] (even though only Asperchu himself had the condition) and gives them new names and new, "better" looks.

It should be noted that, like Jesus Christ, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] was born to a [[virgin with rage|virgin]].

Even before this, Chris had directly compared himself to God. In Issue #7, after Christian is lost in the Time Void, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_32 Sonichu says this].

{{quote|In the meantime, he will receive the [[Chris and English|accumilitive]] memories of the passing moments, so in a way, he is looking down on us, like our Lord and God are able to, but the vision may be blurred.|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]}}

Possibly in response to criticism about acting as God, in [https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_61 later pages] Chris addressed the issue of the non-canon Chaotic Combo worshipping him in an incredibly ignorant manner. First, he declares that he is not God but "a servant of him and Jesus", and immediately after goes on to "forgive" Michael (the copycat Sonichu's made-over name) for "baring false witness against <nowiki>[Chris]</nowiki>", as if he has the authority to forgive the breaking of the Ten Commandments, ''like he's God or something.'' In addition, only five pages later [[Angelica]] condemns those who prefer [[Asperchu|Alec]]'s artwork over Chris's as "blasphemous".<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic10P66.jpg Issue 10, page 66]</ref>

Further evidence of Chris's blossoming God complex comes through his answer to some of the frequently asked questions that were put to him via the [[Mailbag]], where he states that he considers Sonichu to have over one billion fans.<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref> The only other character who can claim such a number is GodJesus (or AllahMuhammad). This mad mentality is compounded by the fact that Chris is like a God to Sonichu; this means that his opinion of himself is that of a God's God. Or maybe a [[Christopher's name change|God's bear]]. Chris moves in mysterious ways.

{{quote|as a Goddess Mysef[sic], I am unable to worship in churches|Chris, June 2019<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]</ref>}}

It was under the [[Idea Guys]]'s manipulation that Chris's gathering apotheosis came to a head. [[File:Sonichu 16 page-4.JPG|thumb|200px|Chris depicting how he came to share his body with a video game goddess.]]
In November 2017, Chris became obsessed with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]], a video game/anime series. He declared a belief in body-sharing with a goddess character (who represents the Sega Dreamcast in the series) by consulting with [[Magi-Chan]], then [[Chris and money|leaving his Dreamcast console powered on for 24 hours]] in order to focus his own psychic power onto it and pull the goddess into his body. Since then, Chris has come to believe that he's actually a goddess to the Sonichu universe, leading to the creation of the Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu.

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==Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu==

[[File:The_Devotees_of_Chris_Chan_Sonichu_(DoCCS).jpg|thumb|TSSSF card dedicated to his loyal devotees.]]

Chris had some divine revelations, which he shared on 2 November 2019 in a series of tweets, these revelations are as follows<ref name="divinerev">[[November_2019_social_media_posts#Devotees_of_Chris_Chan_Sonichu|Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu]]</ref>:

*He is the godess of the Sonichu/Rosechu species, and is of a higher deity level than a CPU.
*His powers are more apparent and potent in C-197, but do exist in 1218.
*The terms "CWCans" and "CWCanism" does not feel or sound fitting for his religion.
*FoCCS and FoCWCS do not sound appealing, either.
*Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS) is chosen. Pronounced [[dox]], like Chris's favorite pasttime.

And thus, Chris's [[true and honest]] religion, DoCCS, was born.

The DoCCS all share [[kindness]] and [[Vanessa_AIM_Chat_2|loyalty]], which is a defining figure of a devotee. They also pray to Chris, and channel energy to him so that he can use his godess powers. <s>Chris</s> [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|Sonichu]] has noted that it's far easier for <s>him</s> Chris to answer prayer in C-197, due to his additional power that he has access to in his Chris Chan Sonichu body.<ref>[[April_2020_social_media_posts#Chris_body_swaps_with_Sonichu_to_cope_with_missing_BABScon|Mentioned here]], Sonichu says: "She is Now, literally, in the position to fully and actively take and answer your Prayers, as the Goddess that she is."</ref>

Chris can also store this energy in [[magic stones]], and often wears these around his neck with the Sonichu medallion.<ref>Sightings [[Analysis_Anarchy_Reaction_Livestreams#TF2_Analysis_Anarchy_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_2_Reaction_Video|here]] and [[:File:July_2020_jewels.jpeg|here]], and many more.</ref> Chris used one of these stones to demonstrate his power, even in 1218, by [[PsychicPowers#Amethyst_stone|dropping it with as little movement as possible]], which, when scaled up to C-197 proportions would equate to miraculous healing. Chris thinks that the crystals contain healing power and that they can make you happy.<ref>[[August_2019_social_media_posts#Chris_is_all_in_on_Healing_Crystals|Twitter reply about healing crystals]]</ref>

===The First holy temple of DoCCS===

[[File:14bc_June_2019.jpg|thumb|The illustrious temple of the Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu]]

In late 2019, the First holy temple of DoCCS was consecrated.<ref>[[:File:14_Branchland_Court_TSSSF_card.jpeg|Temple's TSSSF card]]</ref> The temple has been a central in-between in traversing between this dimension (1218) and it's sister dimension (C-197). The whole property, including the gazebo and sheds have travelled back and forth from 1218 to C-197 many times. Unlike most temples, almost no DoCCS congregate there to worship, and instead the temple acts as private residence to their deity, Chris.

Upon reaching level 40 in Pokemon GO, Chris was able to put the temple forward for an additional consecration ceremony from Niantic (the creators of Pokemon GO) to become the truest and honestest PokeStop of them all, Which he did on 20 August 2020. However, despite numerous efforts<ref>[[August_2020_social_media_posts#Sonichu_levels_up.21|First mention of the nomination.]]</ref><ref>[[August_2020_social_media_posts#CWCSonichu_Temple_is_nominated|Further encouragement to aid the cause.]]</ref> to rally his devotees to help the nomination be accepted, his nomination was eventually denied.<ref>[[:File:PokeStop_rejected.png|Nomination rejected.]]</ref>

The gazebo on the property contains magic power, and using deity level powers can be used as a vessel for a portal between the dimensions, and can transport items and even living things.<ref name="gazebo">[[:File:CWCs_Temples_Gazebo_TSSSF.jpg|Information on this card]]</ref> Interestingly, in the TSSSF game, it's card is a "Unicorn" card and can be in a relationship with Pony OCs,<ref name="gazebo"></ref> though this is probably due to Chris using the card game wrong, rather than him regarding his gazebo as a unicorn.

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== Doctrines of the Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu ==
[[File:BarneySatanism.jpeg|thumb|Chris addresses a theological dispute.]]
Chris's convictions (not [[Chris and the law|that kind]]) are a confused tangle, ever shifting as [[weens]] twist his malleable perception of reality and his mental state continues to deteriorate. The below seeks to describe Chris's contemporary beliefs as accurately as possible, though information is subject to change in light of new revelations at at any time. Chris has hesitated to describe his beliefs as a religion. On 13 [[April 2018]], Chris claimed in a Twitter post that he no longer follows a religion, yet he is neither "atheist" nor "satanist", and over a year later would describe what follows as "a belief and faith system, not a religion".<ref>[[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]</ref>

===Uzume Possession===
Initially, sharing his body with a clone of the CPU Goddess Uzume Tennouboshi was critial to Chris's newfound religion. Naming the clone that resided within his body as "Orange Spiral Seal", Chris believed that he had "the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as [his] own powers." In a way, this was a bizarre continuation of his classic [[Love Quest]]. Not only did he believe that he could create a new CPU Goddess From The Ground-Up, but that, with the CPU, he will bring [[Crystal]] into reality and create her as a CPU Goddess, saying that is something that GodJesus would never grant to him. Chris's religion has little in the way of ethics, but he [[August 2019 social media posts#No Pizza Time for Chris|has indicated]] that he believes in the Hindu concept of ''karma'', administered by himself, as an instrument of his vengeance against the [[jerkops]] who tormented him in years past.

===CPU Blue Heart===

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On 16 June 2018,<ref name="CPUBHInfo">[[May_2019_social_media_posts#CPU_One_Year_Anniversary|As mentioned here]]</ref> '''CPU Blue Heart''' (also known as '''Scarlett Celestia''')<ref>[[June_2019_social_media_posts#New_information_on_CPU_Blue_Heart|Name mentioned here]]</ref> came upon Chris and gave him her powers, making him CPU Blue Heart, goddess of comma nation, the commodore consoles,<ref name="CPUBHInfo"></ref> Cwcville and all Sonichus and Rosechus,<ref name="divinerev"></ref> and everything else.<ref>Chris often suggests he is goddess of everything, since he asks people who aren't even Sonichus or Rosechus or in any of his provinces to pray to him, [[December_2018_social_media_posts#Chris.27s_psychiatrist_is_taken_aback|such as this post]].</ref> However, Chris only found out about this on the 3 August when his hubby Magi-chan told him.<ref>[[August_2018_social_media_posts#The_Awakening_of_a_CPU|Mentioned in this Twitter thread]]</ref> In the same way Chris had connected with his Dreamcast before, this time Chris connected with his [[Commodore 64]] to obtain her memories and soul.<ref>[[Sonichu_13#Transcript|Mentioned in the epilogue of Sonichu 13]].</ref> This possession has helped Chris develop his psychic and electric super powers, and helped the merge become closer as C-197s characters became more tangible in 1218. He also started feeling more energy surges and electricity flowing in him.<ref>[[:File:MergeComic4.jpg|Comic page with this information on]]</ref> Chris also felt long, loud belches as a result of the possession, which were obvious indicators of the impending merge, Chris was being given a lot of responsibility for the merge when he became CPU Blue Heart.<ref>[[:File:MergeComic5.jpg|Information here]]</ref> Chris also claims to be feeling heart attacks that he pulls himself back from,<ref>[[:File:MergeComic7.jpg|As mentioned on this comic page]]</ref> whilst these are obviouslt not heart attacks, they are certainly some sort of ongoing problem from Chris's [[health]], and these delusions are preventing him from getting the help he needs.

=== Pantheon ===
{{main|Hyperdimension Neptunia}}
In [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Goddess Emanuelle|August 2016]], Chris revealed that he thinks of God as a goddess. Chris has long considered [[gal-pal|women]] to be good and [[jerks|men]] to be evil, and since Chris does not want to think of himself or God as evil, he simply swapped the genders in his mind, making [[Tomgirl]] Christine and Goddess Emmanuelle.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Ben_Saint_-_Chatting_with_Chris-Chan</ref> During a conversation with [[Joshua Wise]], Chris revealed that he had forsaken Christianity altogether, believing instead in the CPU Goddesses from the anime ''Hyperdimension Neptunia''.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Chris abandons Christianity for Neptunia]]</ref>

Chris's view of God's nature, is [[naïve]] and even childish. He has used the fandom jargon acronym <abbr title="Original character">''OC''</abbr> as a rough [[CWC-ism]] synonym for ''god'', and uses this broad category to include Christ, men respected but not worshipped in their own separate traditions like the Buddha, ancient pagan gods such as Zeus, the ''Neptunia'' CPU goddesses and other anime characters, himself and his viewers and lazy [[My Little Pony|ponysonas]]. He is extremely syncretic, believing all of these, including the latter categories of clearly fictional characters intended and universally understood as such, to be real and divine. Monotheism, the cornerstone of Christendom that cannot be compromised, was apparently never assimilated into Chris's thought processes, allowing him to continue regard Christ as ''a'' god. He claims to converse with, and be friends with, Jesus and ''several other deities''. Nonetheless, Chris does not worship literally everybody: in a 2019 Twitter post, he was alarmed by [[Jacob Sockness]]'s apparent Satanism, saying that "no one should ever worship [[Beel|Satan]]."<ref>[[:File:BarneySatanism.jpeg]]</ref>

=== Worship ===

As late as [[August 2017]], Chris could be seen in a normal church, albeit irreverently wearing his [[unicorn cosplay]]. However, he has since stopped attending, believing that he is "unable to worship Jesus or any of the other deities" on virtue of being a goddess himself. In [[Believe in the OCs and Deities]], Chris appeals to his viewers to send positive thoughts to fictional characters, as though through telepathy, perhaps indicating that he believes divine power requires worship and oblations. (Implicit in this is Chris's long-standing secular belief that he has hundreds of millions of earnest followers across the globe.)

On 22 December 2018, in a long rant on Twitter about the [[Dimensional Merge Announcements|Merge]] (see the next section), Chris encouraged his audience to pray to him:

{{quote|I encourage Everyone to Keep Faith, and Pray to the CPUs, y’all may pray to me as well.|Chris, blaspheming<ref>[[December 2018 social media posts#Chris's psychiatrist is taken aback]]</ref>}}

He has made several such appeals in months since.

=== Afterlife and eschatology ===
Under the [[Idea Guys]]'s lingering influence, Chris believes that departed souls go to [[C-197]], the fictional universe that includes [[CWCville]], other [[Night Star|misbegotten OCs]] and various [[Chris and copyright|media franchises' universes]], which he believes objectively exist. He teaches that, upon death, one may merge with one's [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] counterpart there. Among those who have been depicted in their Sonichu form on the other side include disastrous German chancellor [[Nombie-zazis|Adolf Hitler]], serial killer and rapist [[Ted Bundy]] and Chris's late father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Only the truly wicked, such as [[Liquid Chris]], are denied this in the hereafter: Satan instead burns their bodies in 'hell's lava pool', purges them of their memories and sends their oblivious souls to be reincarnated.<ref>[[:File:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Solid Chris exhibits Liquid's fate, 2016]]</ref>

Since the autumn of [[2018]], Chris has taught that we are living in the latter days. From a mixture of off-hand comments by comic artists and several [[weens]] foddering him with misinformation and dumb inside jokes, Chris thinks that beginning in [[November 2018]], the real world (or 'Dimension 1218', as he calls it) is in the process of combining with C-197, in what he calls the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris has attributed miscellaneous events past and present, real and fictional, ranging from tragedies like the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Centre's destruction]] to salad recalls,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5519293 Chris attributes the WTC attacks to the Merge, 28 October 2019]</ref> to the impending Merge. Originally projected to be complete before [[January 2019|New Year's 2019]], Chris maintains still that the Merge is just about the corner. Chris foretells massive destruction heralding the Merge that will result in the deaths of about half the world's population, as well as half of the fictional characters from C-197. [[Chris and his Ego|Naturally]], Chris, being the goddess in charge of managing this brouhaha, will be spared: everyone else must take their chances. Survivors will be able to enjoy the company of their favorite cartoon characters in the flesh, as well as their deceased relatives transformed into Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.

=== Mysticism and sorcery ===
{{main|Magical thinking}}
As early as [[2003]], Chris has invoked curses against his enemies: most famous is the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], borrowed from ''Dragonball Z'', which he had employed against [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. His magical thinking has been directed in various ways, as when he thought he could shift his [[obesity|body fat]] about by watching [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|hypnotic internet videos]]. In recent years, he has embraced several occultic teachings and practises from the [https://encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com/New+Age New Age] movement: out-of-body experiences, chakras and special powers associated with crystals, among others.

== Chris and Christianity: Historical beliefs ==
{{quote|And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all [[Jacob Sockness|unrighteousness]], [[BlueSpike|fornication]], [[Twin Falling Towers|wickedness]], [[Kacey|covetousness]], [[Don't Mess With Me|maliciousness]]; full of [[Infinitely high boyfriend factor|envy]], [[Death threats|murder]], [[Mass debating|debate]], [[List of Chris's lies|deceit]], [[Chris and anger|malignity]]; whisperers, [[Autism Tutorial Extra|backbiters]], haters of God, [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|despiteful]], [[Chris and his Ego|proud]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|boasters]], inventors of [[Sonichu|evil things]], [[Bob Chandler|disobedient to parents]], [[Naïve|without understanding]], covenantbreakers, [[Hanky-panky|without natural affection]], [[Chris and remorse|implacable]], [[Sonichu Special 4|unmerciful]]: who knowing the judgment of God, that they which [[For Julie's Eyes Only|commit such things are worthy of death]], not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.|Romans 1:28-32, on Chris}}

[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Program from Chris's baptism.]]

The first church Chris and his parents are known to have attended is a Korean Presbyterian church at Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Church audio#00:18:10 - Seth MacFarlane & The Bible]]; [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]</ref> Chris would later on attend [[Grace Baptist Church]], a small congregation in [[Charlottesville]] that launched in [[2000]].<ref>http://cvilletomorrow.typepad.com/charlottesville_tomorrow_/2007/12/grace_baptist.html</ref> In [[2008]] he was, under [[Nudes|mysterious circumstances]], forced to leave that community, at which time he began attending [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]. Although Chris traditionally identified himself as Methodist and so did his [[Bob Chandler|father]], his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] identifies herself as a Presbyterian.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Chris rambles like a motherfucker]]</ref>

"Wesley Mem" is located near the [[University of Virginia]] and has an unusually liberal theology; the common conclusion among [[trolls]] is that congregations more in line with Chris's intolerance of [[homos]] are equally intolerant of ''him'', so he had to come here. The doctrinal differences between the [[Wikipedia:Southern Baptist|Southern Baptist]] and Methodist denominations are probably too subtle for Chris to concern himself with, and he likely does not spiritually identify with any particular denomination of Christianity beyond simply being Protestant, or even simply Christian.

===Concept of Emanuelle===
[[Image:CWCletter.jpg|thumb|left|Chris invokes God and Jesus, saying they told him that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] is real. Proof that God and Jesus are on the [[trolls]]' side.]]
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|right|God and Jesus ('sup?) tell Chris he is meant to be with [[Ivy]].]]

Traditionally, Chris had a fundamental belief in an omnipotent, benevolent male God. He also accepted Jesus Christ as the son of God and the savior of mankind. He was reluctant to mention God without also including Jesus, perhaps out of some sense that he must stress his specifically Christian notion of God (despite other Abrahamic sects using completely different words for Him). In effect, Chris frequently referred to "God and Jesus" (or "GodJesus"<ref>[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref>) as if they were some sort of [[wikipedia:Binitarianism|Binity]], a deviation from the mainstream Christian concept of the [[Wikipedia:Trinity|Trinity]] that his churches would regard as heretical.

Being the unparalleled study in [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]] he is, Chris seemed to view God as a more of an instrument of his own will than a supreme being to Whom he is subject. In Chris's view of God, the Almighty will overlook (or simply not care about) his misdeeds, but will become as enraged as Chris over those of others, especially when they malign Chris. Case in point, the ''fact'' that Chris cheated in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|PaRappa the Rapper contest]] is not nearly as important as the ''suspicion'' that [[Adam Stackhouse]] did, and Chris invoked God numerous times in his threats to Adam.

Chris believes God has a special interest in his own life, which would be consistent with Western monotheism, except that he also thinks God has nothing better to do than attend to him, and him alone. In his world-view, God's primary purpose should be to arrange events so that he is happy, and punish those who make him unhappy. This is nearly the exact opposite of Christianity which states that man is to serve God. He has been commonly observed saying things like "with God (and Jesus) on my side I will...". He often invokes the wrath of God in his [[Death threats|infantile threats]], and is oblivious to the fact that God has yet to back him up on any of them.

Much like the [[Wikipedia:Ruhollah Khomeini|Ayatollah Khomeini]], Chris attributes most of his impetus to commands given to him directly from GodJesus in [[Dreams|visions]]. “I'd say my spirit is active while I am awake, but it does more when I am at rest or sleeping,” he wrote in 2014.<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]</ref> His exact beliefs concerning these prophetic dreams are difficult to pin down, but the most rational interpretation is that Chris dreams about something he'd like to do, then wakes up and decides it was God telling him to do it. In Chris's mind, each vision is simultaneously a directive to do something and proof that it will happen no matter what occurs. For instance, after Chris had a vision about fathering a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]], he decided he was required to actively [[Love Quest|make that happen]] while also assuring himself that [[Virgin with rage|failure]] was impossible. When Chris was being accused of [[Chris and race|racism]] for insisting that he can only date white women, he justified this by arguing that his prophesied daughter must be white.

Visions from God supposedly confirmed that [[Blanca Weiss]], then [[PandaHalo]] and finally [[Ivy]] were to be the mother of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Chris's child]], despite the fact that each of these women subsequently turned out to be [[trolls]]. This proves that God, if He exists, is either not responsible for Chris's supposedly prophetic dreams, or is having a [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laugh at his expense]], an idea which Chris may have later taken to heart.

===Afterlife===
{{Quote|For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast. For we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do.|Ephesians 2:8-10, on the place of good deeds in the Christian faith.}}
{{Quote|Like most people; our souls leave our bodies, we end up in Heaven or Hell depending on our deeds/misdeeds, and possibly Reincarnation.|Chris.<ref>[[Mailbag 30#Questions]]</ref>}} {{clear}}

While the idea of good deeds causing someone to go to Heaven and bad deeds sending them to Hell is a common one, most Protestant theology explicitly states that the salvation of one's soul is based completely on one's faith. Defying this, Chris has stated that one goes to Heaven or Hell based completely on personal actions. He thinks that he will go to heaven because he's done "[[Common Questions#1 January 2010|a lot of]] [[28 October 2011|good deeds]]". Likewise, he feels that [[homos]] are almost certainly bound to go to Hell, and need to become heterosexuals to "[[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|better their chances of going to Heaven]]". He has also stated numerous times that he feels [[Clyde Cash|various]] [[Jack Thaddeus|trolls]] are bound for Hell for making fun of people over the Internet. He has suggested that they [[To Clyde and Jack|commit suicide]] so that they might receive their eternal punishment faster. In [[Common Questions#09 January 2010|Common Questions 9 Jan 2010]], [[Thorg]] questioned Chris for threatening damnation against his Internet adversaries:

{{quotebox|"You often attempt to scare your [[trolls]] by stating they will go to hell. Some of your trolls do not believe in hell, what do you have to say to them?"}}

To which Chris responded:

{{quote|Firstly, it is NOT a "scare tactic", [[Chris and reality|IT IS FACT]]. And second, I say "Well, Believe it or not. You are Not Dead Yet".}}

Further complicating Chris's ideas of the afterlife, he believes in ghosts, going so far as to claim that he might have seen one.<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]</ref>

In 2013, Chris commented that he had considered suicide, but "The only reasons I don't do it are my mother and my dogs, and that premature death leaves one in Limbo."<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref> In reality, [[Wikipedia:Limbo|Limbo]] is, in some Roman Catholic views, a state that unbaptised infants were supposed to enter into when they died: happy, but excluded from God due to their original sin. [[Wikipedia:Religious views on suicide|Christian views on suicide]] and the fate of suicides in the afterlife is highly varied. His belief that suicide leads one to Limbo may stem from the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Death (South Park)|Death]]", in which it is found that the grandfather of a minor character is spending eternity in limbo for having his grandson euthanize him.

In the eulogy Chris made for [[Patti Chandler|Patti]], he wrote that "[Patti] has departed from our world here on earth to a doggy heaven [...] she will run free and play with all the other dogs who are already having fun up [in doggy heaven]."<ref>[[Chris emails 2004-2006#September 2006]]</ref> This suggests that Chris believes that animals (or at least dogs) have an afterlife.

=== Reincarnation ===
[[File:IsThisMyBodyorYoursCard.jpg|thumb|200px|When you're a headmaster, the possibilities are endless]]
Chris has said that he's open to the idea of reincarnation, common in Hinduism and other Eastern religions. In 2009 he stated flatly that he believed in the concept,<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Chris gets a call from The Doctor]]</ref> but in 2014 he seemed more uncertain, writing “It is possible, but I'm not sure.”<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]</ref>. He has yet to offer any criteria for what might cause someone to be reincarnated. While reincarnation was and to some extent is still embraced by a few Christian sects, Chris has nothing to do with them and seems to have lifted the notion from [[anime|somewhere else]].

Chris has suggested that he is himself a reincarnation of various people. In [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], Chris's [[Comic Chris|fictional counterpart]] is the reincarnation of the [[ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], though he does not appear to believe this about himself in real life. However, during the epilogue of [[Sonichu_12#Episode_26:_Prideful|''Sonichu'' Episode 26]], Chris mentions a real-world dream in which he discovered he had been a (true and honest) [[Homos|lesbian]] hippie who attended [[Wikipedia:Woodstock|Woodstock]] in a recent past life. He credits this dream with his realization that he is a "female soul" and decision to identify as a transsexual as opposed to a [[Tomgirl|cross-dresser]], further calling the psychological validity of his gender identity into question. Besides his own reincarnation, Chris's explanation of [[Liquid_Chris#In_the_comic|what happened to Liquid Chris]] in the ''Sonichu'' canon mentions Liquid's soul being cleared of all memory of previous incarnations before being reincarnated, as what Chris considers an ironic punishment for someone who dared impersonate him.

Chris believes that in other [[dimensions]], people have the innate ability to swap bodies with others, even inanimate robots.

=== Sin ===
{{quote|But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you...|Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:44}}
{{quote|I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO [[Death threats|KILL]] [[Jason Kendrick Howell|JASON KENDRICK HOWELL]]|Chris, [[Sonichu Girls]] Forum}}
{{quote|HAVE A GOD DAMN HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW, THIS VERY MOMENT YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU GOD DAMN BITCHING WHORE!|E-mail from Chris to [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]]}}

[[File:John Asperchu.JPG|thumb|right|200px|Take note, Chris.]]
Chris's understanding of Christian theology is extremely limited, and he does not seem to know anything about the Bible (although he apparently owns a copy of the New International Version). His hatred of the homos had nothing to do with the prohibition of sodomy in the Old Testament, which he was unaware of until he heard about it from ''[[Family Guy]]''. His [[Fapcup|aversion to "spilling his seed"]] and his [[recycling|dedication to the unborn]] have absolutely no basis in Biblical passages condemning sexual immorality and abortion. Other than vehemently opposing [[homos]], [[trolls]] and [[jerkop]]s, Chris seems to have little notion about the nature of sin and evil except that people who do things he doesn't like should go to Hell. This is completely at odds with the part of Christian philosophy that states all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, and anyone who repents his sins will be redeemed.

Chris believed that if he confesses his sins to GodJesus he will be forgiven. Private confessions directly to God are not uncommon in Protestantism, but generally it's assumed that the confessor is doing so out of true [[Chris and remorse|remorse]] and genuinely to atone for mistakes. However, Chris abuses the purpose of confession so that he can commit whatever wrongs he wants and then wipe the slate clean with his "confession." For example, Chris made [[To Clyde and Jack|a video]] in which he suggested that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] commit suicide so that they can burn in Hell forever. He later drew them doing just that in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]]. Just one day after the comic appearance, Chris answered a fan letter asking why he had been wishing suicide upon them, and pointing out that such a wish conflicts with his Christian beliefs. Chris responded that he had "confessed of that to God and Jesus, and they[sic] have forgiven [him] on that."<ref>[[Mailbag 33#Chris demanded suicide under "reasonable hatred"]]</ref> One of two things happened: either Chris wished for their deaths in the video, asked for forgiveness, then gleefully drew it happening afterward anyway, or he waited until he'd finally got done saying his piece, then conveniently offered up his confession right after getting everything out of his system. Either way, such a confession is highly disingenuous.

When Chris gave in to temptation and cybered with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] in violation of his monogamous relationship with [[Ivy]], Chris made [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|a big production]] out of confessing his sin and seeking forgiveness. This suggests that he previously had little to no experience with the idea of repenting sins before God.

Chris clearly does not follow the Christian concept of the seven deadly sins, as he commits [[death threats|wrath]], [[Liquid Chris|envy]], [[obesity|gluttony]], [[monthly tugboat|sloth]], [[Chris and money|greed]], [[virgin with rage|lust]] and [[Chris and his Ego|pride]] constantly.

=== Forgiveness ===
[[Image:SonichuRosechuReligious.jpg|thumb|right|Sonichu and Rosechu recall Joseph's story of forgiveness immediately prior to Rosechu brutally injuring and sexually assaulting [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] in vengeance for [[Pickle|comparatively innocuous actions]].]]

A major tenet in most any religion you can think of is the act of forgiveness. Unfortunately for Chris, he has [[Autism|no idea of what forgiveness really is]], and will often hold grudges against [[Clyde Cash|anybody]] [[Michael Snyder|he]] feels has wronged him, [[Greene County Conspiracy|sometimes even for years]]. While some may argue that he did show [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha_Retraction|forgiveness]] in a few of his videos, even more will argue that such things were done either under an [[China|ulterior motive]] or is meaningless as he goes on to curse and scream at them later on.

[[This is how the Trial went|During his trial]] on July 10th, 2012, it was discovered that Michael Snyder made an honorable plea that Chris be shown leniency, as a felony was a life-changing event that could really harm Chris in the long run. This comes despite Chris [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris's Attitude at the GAMe PLACe|scaring his customers away]], ''(while he was still allowed in the store)'', [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean#Video|shouting racist slurs at him]], [[Autism Tutorial Part 3|threatening to set fire to his business]], and [[28 October 2011|injuring him with his car]]. This was probably the most extraordinary form of forgiveness that anyone has ever shown towards Chris, even after the latter's horrible actions. Chris's show of gratitude was to go against all common sense and commit ''public slander'' in a court of law:

{{quote|I don't think that [[Michael Snyder|thieving liar]] deserves a [[Monthly tugboat|red cent]]!|Chris, [[This is how the Trial went]]}}

However, Chris has on occasion shown some capacity to genuinely forgive and move on, as shown at [[MAGfest]] where he was seen making up with [[Adam Stackhouse]] (albeit after 11 years). Such forgiveness has not been extended to the [[jerkops]], however.

=== Apostasy ===
For years before the [[Idea Guys]] seized the opportunity to infuse patent absurdities into Chris's mind, Chris appeared to have become somewhat disenchanted with God. Traditional theology has long dealt with the ''problem of evil'' in books Chris is unlikely to read any time soon. Despite Chris's strong belief that GodJesus was backing him up on his [[Love Quest]], God has nevertheless imparted upon him such [[stress]] and trolling. He seemed to believe that the way prayer should work is the same way a little kid learns to get what they want: by saying "please." To Chris, prayer was apparently like ordering a pizza: as long as you pray for something, it'll show up for you exactly how you ordered it. Since Chris hasn't gotten exactly what he has prayed for, the fault must lie with God. In a farewell [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] meant for his fellow parishioners at Wesley Memorial, he wrote that "God sees fit for some (hate-filled) reason to continue to curse me as a jinx."

On 7 September 2013, Chris cursed God's name on [[Facebook]] after a run in with a [[Jerkop]]:

{{quotebox|1=
God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!}}

He explained the reasons for his disillusionment in a [[May 2013]] letter to [[Kim Wilson|Kim]]:

{{quotebox|1=
Hey, Kim. I have just read over some of the webpage Phil relayed to me. I must admit, and Amy is welcome to read this as well, it took me by surprise seeing the words "Magick" and "Pagan" in this religion(?).

I like magic(k). I have fully accepted Jesus as my savior. And my mother, father, and what I've hear on television, all have informed me about heaven, hell, that the best way to live is as one does without much regret or with moderate acceptance and happiness. And that "God" is within all of us, as energy and direction. And in the end, we all believe in the same God(ess). Yet also, if God is supposed to love us all, why does he let me continue to have a Lot of downs in my life? I often feel temptation towards destroying the Lego Minifigure I have made in an image of God, or otherwise just torturing it. I admit, I am not perfect.

But I prattle or digress.

So, all things considered, Amy, I will be most willing to try your way on, and see how I feel fully about it after. The way I figure it, at least I can still go to my church regardless. :)}}

Soon thereafter, inspired by ''[[Wikipedia:Futurama|Futurama]]'', he seemed to divorce himself from a Christian conception of God altogether, choosing to believe in a rather capricious, relativistic deity:

{{quote|The Higher Force above us is Always Messing with each of our individual minds every day, rather each of you call him God, Emanuelle, Zeus, Buudah, or even the individual Destiny of your own. I am Not an Atheist, because I Sincerely Believe in the Higher Force of Above Us, even Jesus may be the Higher Force's Son. But every religion will have you believing in the One Same Higher Force. Right Or Wrong, It is truly set up to each Individual Perception of Every Individual Soul among us the Billions of People on this Big Blue Marble among Marbles in the Universe.|Chris on Facebook, August 2014.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#tl;dr]]</ref>}}
{{clear}}

==Chris and other faiths==
Given his sheltered existence in the heart of the suburban American South, Chris probably hasn't had much direct exposure to anything but mainstream brands of Protestantism. When his "fans" asked him for his feelings on other religions during an [[IRC (28 December 2008)|IRC chat]], he glossed over the question and simply reiterated his own unthinking statement of faith. At other times, his comments have been scattered and inconsistent.

===Other Christian denominations===
Chris has no connection to Catholicism, which he seems to regard as a benign but alien practice. In his comics, he assigns it to a minor character, [[Angelica Rosechu]], whose faith doesn't practically differentiate her from the rest of the inhabitants of [[CWCville]] — she's still as much of a slut as the rest of her [[Rosechu (species)|species]]. Through Angelica, it is obvious that Chris knows almost nothing about Catholicism and seems to think it's just a variety of Protestantism with nuns — he refers to Catholic priests as [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Angelica_Rosechu|"pastors"] and almost certainly doesn't know the Catholic Bible is different from the one generally used by Protestants. Also, Angelica's home congregation is called "Samuel Memorial United Christian Church," which is about the least likely name for a Roman Catholic church Chris could have come up with. He does, at least, realise that Catholicism is a form of Christianity, although he probably has no idea what its relationship to Protestantism is.

[[PandaHalo]]'s persona was designed to be devoutly Roman Catholic specifically to confound Chris's desire for pre-marital sex with contraception. Faced with this challenge, Chris tried to argue that God really does allows premarital sex because his pastor said so (ironically, deference to a cleric on ethical matters is far more typical for Catholics than Protestants). It didn't even occur to Chris that what his pastor said to him wouldn't apply to a Catholic, because Chris is incapable of seeing things from perspectives besides his own.

Given that he takes his own religion ''à la carte'', Chris is likely unaware of most of the differences between the sects of Protestantism, and the relationship between Protestantism and other kinds of Christianity. He has never been pressed for comment on Eastern variants of Christianity, such as the Eastern Orthodox church, and it is uncertain what he thinks of these sects, or if he's even aware of their existence.

===Other religions===
''See also: [[Chris and race#Jews|Chris and race]]''

Most of Chris's opinions towards non-Christian faiths have been culled from ''[[South Park]]'' and other television series. For example, on 28 [[December 2009]], Chris wrote a blog entry telling [[Jack Thaddeus]] to get out of the closet and "Go Into F***ing Scientology".<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref> Following this comment, Chris was asked to elaborate his thoughts on Scientology; he said that he neither agrees with it nor disapproves of it.<ref>[[Mailbag 52#Master of diplomacy at work|Mailbag 52]]</ref>

"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]], and [[Sonichu 11]]" reveal that Chris has a somewhat basic awareness of [[Wikipedia:Judaism|Judaism]], probably picked up from watching ''[[South Park]]''. He appears to not understand that Jews and [[Wikipedia:Buddhism|Buddhists]] don't celebrate [[Christmas]], at least not the religious aspects of it. However, in the way he wrote it, it is unknown if he's implying that Christians, [[Hanukkah|Jews]] and [[Christmas#Jolly Buddah (sic)|Buddhists]] go to the same place of worship, or if he's saying they go to separate places of worship and calls them "churches" because his vocabulary is heavily lacking.<ref>In fact, in [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13#09-02-27|one chat]] Chris has referred to what was most likely a synagogue as a "Jewich [sic] Church".</ref> In [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]], Chris uses "Jew" as an insult (which he also got from ''South Park'') and states he is "just throwing it out there" that he thinks Snyder is Jewish; he incidentally subscribes to his father's view that Snyder, [[Megan Schroeder]] and others were secretly directing the [[trolls]] to ruin Chris's life. [[Some Favored Comedians]] is a thinly-veiled furious backpedaling attempt in which he rambles on and on about how he respects Jewish comedians like [[Seinfeld|Jerry Seinfeld]].

Chris has described "[[Wikipedia:Mormonism|Mormans]]" [sic] as not being datable.<ref>[[MySpace messages]]</ref> He has never explained why, but he may have learned through [[Anna McLerran]] that Mormons typically don't date non-Mormons. While it is not clear how much Chris knows about [[:wikipedia:Unitarianism|Unitarianism]] (likely not a lot), he is not hostile toward that sect; [[Jackie]] identified herself as a Unitarian,<ref>[[Jackie#Profile]]</ref> and Chris was not bothered by this (conceivably because he didn't know what it was).<ref>[[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>

In a CWCipedia [[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)#Chris-Chan the Moralf**|article]], he hints at a hatred of Islam. Although the article primarily exists to deny various accusations trolls have made about him, he does not deny being a "prolific hater of all things not Christian".<ref>[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref> In all likelihood he knows nothing about Islam or the Koran, and is not known to have ever publicly commented on the religion directly. Besides using the popular Western image of the [[Buddha belly|fat Buddha]] (actually a [[China|Chinese]] monk) and mentioning "Buddha" a few times, Chris has never shown any knowledge of oriental religions, let alone any opinion of them. Indeed, [[Vivian Gee]]'s belief in [[Wikipedia:Taoism|Taoism]] seemed to be a concept he couldn't process, and even seemed to make him uneasy.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>

===Atheism===
{{quote|But... I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have [[GodJesus|God or Jesus]] at my- by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists are the [[Beel|Devil]]'s spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the [[Chris and English|hace]] and the fire! As a believer... I would either be a [[Chris and Anger|peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker]], but I certainly wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork, following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!}}
Chris's opinion of the irreligious is the most vacillating and incoherent, and incidentally one of the best documented. [[Ruckersville, VA|Unsurprisingly]], he doesn't seem to like or trust atheists, but even there, he has a hard time articulating his opinion. When Vivian asked him to explain why he dislikes them, he said, "I don't know, but I do know that they are not believers of God and Jesus."<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> When Chris [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada‎|exposed Thorg]], his reasoning for wanting people to troll Thorg instead of him devolve from "because he's trolling me" to "because he's an 'evil' atheist". In his [[Calling Out]] videos, Chris gave "pizza-faced atheist" as [[Thorg]]'s defining characteristic, with a heretofore unseen vitriol. Chris's half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] is also an atheist, although his opinion on this is unclear.<ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

In the [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid]] answers, Chris stated that he would not date an atheist. On the other hand, [[The Wallflower]] told Chris in one of her e-mails that she had no religion,<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref>, and as the rest of the correspondence shows, Chris was not bothered by her lack of faith and [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|continued to pursue her]]. However, in his later, revised [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid]] account, he states (to the surprise of nobody) that he would be willing to date an atheist if it meant he had a chance at some [[Chris and sex|hanky panky]].

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Angelica Rosechu]]
*[[Dreams]]
*[[Christmas]]
*[[Christian's name change|GodBear]]
*[[Grace Baptist Church]]
*[[Messiah complex]]
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]

==External links==
*[http://store.engrish.com/products/god-jesus-t-shirt Buy your own GodJesus T-shirt here]
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[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

Night Star

2020-08-28T19:28:45Z

Byzantine: /* Twitter sockpuppet */ Added minor references to help people find the posts on the original page.

:''Not to be confused with the [[Christine Doll#In the comic|Canterlot High counterpart]] also featured in [[Sonichu 12-9|Sonichu #12-9]]''
 
{{quote|Sonichu and Rosechu remain Very Important and Close to me, but Nightstar Unicorn/Sonichu of Equestria is closer|Chris, June 2018<ref>[[Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu]]</ref>}}

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:NightStarProfile.jpg|200px|center]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Night Star
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| 24 February 1982 (in universe)<ref>[[Sonichu 12-9]]</ref> 3 June 2017 (IRL)<ref name="origin">[[June 2017 tweets#Chris draws himself as a MLP character]]</ref>
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Barbara Chandler#In Sonichu|Sugar Darling]], [[Bob Chandler#In Sonichu|Gallop Crush]]
|-
| '''Significant others'''
| [[Diamond Melody]], [[Kun T’Nyuget]]
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[My Little Pony|Pony (Unicorn)]]/[[:File:Night Star Rosechu.png|Sonichu]]<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#On being a chronicler; Megan Schroeder as CPU Red Heart]]</ref>
|-
| '''Type'''
| Psychic
|-
| '''Evolves into'''
| [[:File:Mega Nightstar Sonichu.jpg|Mega Nightstar Sonichu]]
|-
|}

'''Night Star''' (or '''Nightstar''' in some writings) is the [[My Little Pony|ponysona]] of [[Chris]] and the protagonist of [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].

In designing her, Chris bravely decided to go in a new direction by making the character a colossal Mary Sue self-insert. She is "a unicorn with Levitation and other powers", and it supposedly has "all Psychic Powers possible", using these powers "for good". All this has thus far been demonstrated to mean is that unlike [[Comic Chris]], this particular self-insert avatar doesn't require arbitrary [[Amnyfest Ring|magical]] [[Sonichu Medallion|objects]] as a catalyst for her deific powers. Chris also insists she is "Psychic-Type" although she isn't a [[Pokémon]].

[[August 2017|Two months after her creation]], during the events of [[DoopieDoOver#Shot down|Doopiegate]], a mysterious [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter Twitter] account emerged with the online handle '''NightStar2891''', who defended Chris against the trolls. It didn't take a forensic analysis to raise some red flags about somebody heaping praise on Chris while pretending to be a heterochromic cartoon horse, and analysis from [[Kiwi Farms]] soon proved that the account holder was actually Chris using a [[sockpuppet]] account to [[white knight]] himself, which he later confirmed. Since attending [[BronyCon|Bronycon 2017]] in the same month, Chris has become [[Unicorn cosplay|increasingly invested]] in My Little Pony and his character.

==Conception==
[[File:NightStarCutieMark.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Night Star's cutie mark (minus lightning bolt, which belongs to IRL Chris.)<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Chris and his many counterparts]]</ref>]]
Since [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]'s introduction of My Little Pony to Chris in [[2007]], Chris has created a number of [[My Little Pony#Gallery|''original'' pony characters]]. With the rising popularity of ''Friendship is Magic'' (also known as Generation 4) from [[2010]], Chris has embraced the show; however, he did not develop an original G4 character for several years. With the results of two My Little Pony quizzes, which generated a finite set of character names and [[My Little Pony#Cutie mark|cutie marks]] based on the questions answered, Chris gained the incentive to create a new character.<ref>[[2017 tweets#Night Star begins|Name origin]]</ref><ref>[[June 2017 Facebook posts#Chris's MLP mark|Cutie mark origin]]</ref>

In June 2017, Chris drew art of himself as a My Little Pony character, dubbing his character "Miss Night Star".<ref name="origin"/> The next day, he drew fanart of Night Star crossing over with the official characters of the My Little Pony television show. He included a likeness of Andrea Libman, voice actress for the female ponies in the drawing, and tweeted it to her.<ref>[[June 2017 tweets#Chris/MLP crossover page]]</ref>

Another day later, Chris shared a new drawing of his OC - clearly by [[Chris and art|another person]] and lacking credit to the artist.<ref>[[June 2017 tweets#Night Star fanart]]</ref> On [[Kiwi Farms]], user borbera proved that they were the artist, claiming that Chris did not express any gratitude for the work.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tweet-6-3-chriss-pony-self.31304/page-13#post-2321148 "Lol he didn't thank me </3 proof"]</ref> In August of the same year, Chris shared another fan drawing, once again without credit.<ref>[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/893568665442017282 August 2017 tweet]</ref> Following probing by a [[User:Rossticus|ween]] with regards to the latter art's creator, Chris saw fit to bring his sockpuppet account into the spotlight.<ref>[https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/893629626555052032 The sockpuppet account emerges]</ref>
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File:Night Star Fan Art.png|Shared in June 2017

File:NightStar2.jpg|Shared on 4 August 2017 (later revealed to be Chris' genuine creation)

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==Twitter sockpuppet==
{{see also|NightStar2891 tweets|NightStar2891 leaked DMs‎}}

{{quote|"I am an admirer of Miss Chandler and her work. If you're saying She drew my piece based on her character, you are thrown Off, Sir."|Chris, white knighting himself while pretending to be a cartoon pony<ref>https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/893629626555052032</ref>}}

[[File:NotNightStar.PNG|thumb|Chris's bulletproof cover story.]]

During the events of the Doopie Saga, users on Kiwi Farms discovered that Chris had made a [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter Twitter] [[Disguises|sockpuppet account]] named after his pony character in early August 2017, [https://twitter.com/nightstar2891 @NightStar2891]. Chris used the account to [[white knight|defend]] himself against trolls, supporting his claims to still being friends with Doopie, affirming his [[Tomgirl|gender identity]], and all but directly [[calling out|calling Doopie out]] for leaking the [[Doopie E-mails]] to Kiwi Farms.<ref>[[NightStar2891_tweets#Concurring_with_Chris_on_Doopie|"Reilly, being anything with the "KiwiFarms" is not cool. Go back to the dank soil where you came from, Troll."]]</ref>

On 7 August, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] obtained screencaps from "Night Star" of her supposed private conversations with Chris (i.e. [[Chris and Health#Mental health|Chris talking to himself]]),<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/</ref> which Night Star gave as proof of being a different person. Later that day, Chris and Night Star both reasserted that they were not the same person. In an additional attempt to prove that Night Star wasn't him, Chris gave the person allegedly behind the account a fake biography. Details include "Night Star" having a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister]] named Gloria, growing up in [[Richmond]], and earning a degree in [[Magi-chan|"psychological arts"]] at the [[University of Virginia]] before getting a job at [[McDonald's]] (presumably due to earning a [[CADD|useless degree]] in a field that [[Honor roll|doesn't exist]]).

Later, on 9 August, Chris claimed that "Night Star", whose "real" first name he revealed to be '''Emily''' (not to be confused with the troll [[Emily]]), had not tweeted for the last few days because she had been scared off of Twitter by people claiming she was Chris. He blamed the trolls for ruining their supposed [[Gal pal|friendship]] and claimed he scared her away when he went to the McDonald's at which she worked. The 9 August tweets showed the extent of Chris's dedication to making his sockpuppet seem real, but also an uncharacteristic self-awareness on Chris's part that he is so socially inept that he even frightens fictional women.

=== Chris spills the beans ===

On 15 August, 2017, after leaving BronyCon, Chris revealed that the Night Star account was made by him in order to continue contact with [[DoopieDoOver]] and various [[My Little Pony]] voice actors who had blocked him, as well as to white-knight himself on [[Twitter]]. He made an apology letter explaining that [[Chris and remorse|he felt guilty]] for making the account after watching the MLP episode "Fame and Misfortune".<ref>[[NightStar2891_tweets#Apology_for_Doopie_and_Tabitha|Apology for Doopie and Tabitha]]</ref>

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{{collapsible|Transcript|An Open Letter to all Twitter Followers:

Dearest People,

Confession Time: Originally Intended for laying low, and to keep a distant bond, still, on a few hurt individuals I like and cared about, after that one-tweet-wonder mess... This Twitter account, @NightStar2891, Is me, Christine Chandler. Again, that mentioned twee was truly with my heart in the right place, to share appreciation for and of the women I've been able to make contact and acquaintance with. Then some other people took wrongful attack upon them at my expense. I felt terrible about that. Two of them blocked me, but hater-informed in that. I pray they will unblock and open up to me again soon. This also is reflected in the MLP Season 7 episode "Fame & Misfortune", the mane six, or five of them, were not used to being criticized, overly, by fan ponies, as well as misread and misunderstood. I, too, felt All This as early 2007; "I'm popular, and I don't like it," said Applejack, and how Rarity overreacted; Fluttershy having to explain herself repeatedly... All That Was Me, and it took a long time to adjust and become resistant to the hate, I Am in control of how these various reactions to my Sonichu and self, content make me feel and react. I try to not let the Critics get to me anymore. And everyone affected by the misunderstood Tweet of mine, you all have control to not let the haters and Trolls affect you at all. too.

Continued...

This Night Star Twitter was a lay-low alternative for me after that fiasco. I was Not originally going to Tweet from it. Then one of the trolls contacted me; I was tempted to Troll the Trolls now. Dumb: Me. Pffft. But the Trolls, on their forum, have admitted to being well-confused with my characters creation of this Richmond gal with a UVA degree working around and around. I can be quite the actress. Even In Simulating Other Fonts from other people. Regardless, lying all that was wrong of me, and I am sorry for lying in this.

And, as I was finally able to share at BronyCon, with a lot of people, I am, by default, a kind, understanding, compassionate, heart-in-the-right-place person & individual. And I enjoy sharing genuine, pleasant smiles, moments and memories with others, and my heart is open. I would delight in all of us putting this Twitter mishap set behind us and moving on towards being better people. Thank you.

Sincerely, and with all my heart with love, I'm Sorry,

Miss Christine W. Chandler.}}

When questioned by Twitter users regarding his dubious masquerade, Chris responded, saying:

{{quotebox|The style in the Night Star piece in the avatar and banner; I made those too, with help from references online to assemble in photoshop. 😊}}

As an apology to Doopie for once again being a massive creep, Chris shared with her a drawing of an OC he made called "Bubble Gummy". An unnamed OC was also tweeted to MLP voice actor Tabitha St. Germain, who had blocked Chris's main account as well. Both images were captioned:

{{quotebox|An apology piece for you, dear.}}

The gambit failed, as both Doopie and Tabitha promptly blocked his Night Star account.

=== LadyOfTheCosmo ===
{{main|LadyOfTheCosmo#Night Star}}

After being [[stress|stressed out]] by his conversation with [[LadyOfTheCosmo]], Chris decided to use the Night Star account again. He proceeded to talk to himself in a series of several tweets, before attempting to justify that as an "Example of how the terms ["dear" and "darling"] should be accepted".

=== Subsequent use ===
After [[Nowacking]] blocked Chris on Twitter, Chris used Night Star to follow her.

On 2 September 2017, Chris started to use this account to schizophrenically white knight himself against trolls. Posting several screencaps of weens responding to previous tweets of his, he tweeted:

{{quotebox|See How Christine Chandler is actually being Supportive, and yet the Trolls do all of the Harassing to separate people.<ref>[[NightStar2891 tweets#See how Christine is supportive, not harassing; unblocking everyone]]</ref>}}

As of [[Christmas|Christmas Eve]] [[2018]], NightStar2891 remains defunct.<ref>[[NightStar2891 tweets#Final tweets]]</ref>

==BronyMate account==
On 27 August 2017, Chris created an account on brony dating site [[BronyMate]] named "NightStar1982".

==In the comic==
[[File:Spike Sonichu0 2.jpg|thumb|200px|"What the fuck did I just read?"]]
[[File:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Sonichu 0|This is her story and nothing less!]]]]
Night Star made her debut in [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] in a bonus epilogue, where she introduces [[DJ Jamsta]] and [[Lolisa Rosechu]], performing "[[Love is Love (song)|Love is Love]]" live in concert. Chronologically, this follows Act 1 of the following comic.

===#12-9===
In a [[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain's Log]] published on 14 August 2017, Chris revealed that he intended to include Night Star in his upcoming [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] comic and that the special would feature Night Star's youth and events leading up to the present day.

On 22 August, Chris uploaded two images to [[Twitter]] showing a revised cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], in which Night Star replaces his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|self-insert]]. In addition, "I will! Thank you, mother!" replaces the infamous cover dialogue.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Spike reading Sonichu 0]]</ref> Days later, Chris revealed the new cover for Sonichu 12-9, which shows Night Star standing in the middle of a dirt road in Equestria. The cover was also accompanied by a synopsis, describing the [[Chris and his Ego|character with far-fetched Mary Sue traits]]:

{{quotebox|Introducing Night Star, of Equestria; a unique Unicorn with the ability to open dimension portals to view into, and visit, other dimensions and worlds; she can view Our internet and YouTube videos through one, like an instant PC monitor. She also has all Psychic Powers possible. And, as an artist herself, and linked to myself, Christine Chandler, mentally, and visually through a portal, she draws and writes the "Sonichu" Comic Book series in Equestria (replace me with her; transformation to Chris Chan Sonichu, still the same, and all humans with ponies and horses. Night Star may be considered overpowered, but she still has her flaws (not autism or aspergers, period), and she uses her powers for good. Look forward to her life story (shortened), plus a day in Ponyville and around, in the next "Sonichu" after completeing #12. Thank You for your loyalty and patience. I am a Proud Pegasister in the Brony Herd Community!<ref>[[August 2017 Patreon posts#Sonichu 12-9 cover commentary]]</ref>}}

Later, after entering a relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], Chris revealed his plans to include them both in the comic. Her ponysona is named "[[Diamond Melody]]":

{{quotebox|Second thing for right now: my Sweetheart and I, both have an MLP OC; we are shipped for real. I'm getting the ball rolling with this fresh piece of the two of us; I would like to see us in other lovingly done art styles. I have seen a LOT of MLP ship art that is Just Amazing. I'm a unicorn with Levitation and other powers; she's a pegasus; Please, Bronies and Pegasisters: Make us look as great as y'all can.<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Quinn as a MLP OC]]</ref>}}

As portrayed in ''Sonichu'' #12-9, Night Star is born to Sugar Darling and Gallop Crush, and discovers at a young age that she has a telepathic connection to Chris in [[1218|his own dimension]]. Years after the fact, she graduates from magic school, produces her own series of ''Sonichu'' comics in Equestria, and makes contact with [[CWCville]].

In the present day, Night Star portals into CWCville, where she visits [[KCWC]] radio station to coordinate a concert with Jamsta and Lolisa (as portrayed in #12). After CWCville, Night Star visits [[Canterlot High School]], and unexpectedly encounters her [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|CWCville counterpart]]. Having anticipated this meeting, Night Star gives her counterpart a [[cutie mark]], which transforms her into a near twin of the former as a means of bringing her into "mental sync". After some shenanigans with Pinkie Pie, Night Star meets Sunset Shimmer to deliver ingredients for a permanent hair dye experiment.

[[File:NightStarAJTS.jpg|thumb|left|300px|[[Chris and reality|"You are appreciated and liked by a lot of ponies and people."]]]]
In Act 2, which takes place before Act 1, Night Star meets [[Diamond Melody]] while waiting for a Slayer/[[DJ Pon-3]] concert and the two hit it off quickly. Also joining the group for the concert is [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Nepgear]]. After the concert, Star and Melody portal to CWCville for a date and the two eventually become a couple; however, some time later they break up due to reasons [[Jessica Quinn|only Chris can devise]].

In Act 3, Night Star falls head over hoof for [[Kun T’Nyuget]] in the Ponyville market. Eventually the two visit CWCville where Rei Ryghts attacks. Transforming into her Sonichu form, Night Star attempts to thwart the attack, but is transported to another world, until returning some time later in a coma. In the hospital, Kun visits Star and admits his love for her. Weeks after the incident, Night Star wakes up, and the pair return to Ponyville to live together.

In the final act, the Cutie Map summons Night Star and Kun T’Nyuget for a quest to visit Kludgetown. In the town, they meet pirate captain Celano, who remarks that two of her crewmates are not on speaking terms because of a dispute. Speaking to both of the crewmates, they discover that the pirates have differing opinions on a former crewmate called Storm King. With no leads to solving the dispute, the couple are approached by <s>''deus ex machina''</s> unicorn, Tempest Shadow, who believes that their answers can be found in a fortress on an island. She offers to help the two in exchange for some of the plunder. Arriving at Storm King's base, the group discover a log which belonged to Celano's pirate ship. Upon reading the log, Night Star and Kun ascertain proof of Storm King's evil allegiance and proceed to show it to the two crewmates, who then reconcile. With their quest solved, they return home and invite Chris to say farewell to the readers.

===#13===
[[File:Sonichu 16 page-42.jpeg|thumb|right|150px|Night Star regains her tail.]]
In ''Sonichu'' #13, Night Star in her human form [[:File:Sonichu 16 page-6.JPG|appears out of nowhere to aid Chris]] in sending [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Kurome]] back to the Zero Dimension.

In the following Act, Night Star attempts to clone Chris—for the purpose of [[Chores|tending to Chris's house and Barb]]—by introducing his DNA to the [https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Mirror_Pool Mirror Pool in Equestria]; however, the DNA is of the "lustful" [[2000]] Chris, resulting in an overpopulation of horny Chris clones. This abundance forces the ponies to evacuate Equestria by using the portal to Canterlot High School and take refuge in CWCville. Sometime later, after the heroes incinerate the clones, the Equestrians return to their world.

Following the [[Nazis|Nazi]] invasion of Equestria, Night Star relays a letter from Chris to Discord to persuade him to join their cause against the fascists, to which he declines. This prompts Chris to [[astral projection|astral project]] himself to Equestria, and threaten Discord until he submits to eliminating the Nazis.

Back in CWCville, on 18 [[January 2018]], Night Star is depressed because the Nazis in Equestria imprisoned her family and severed her tail (despite being in human form in this scene). Using the powers of "love and soul", Chris is able to restore Night Star's tail, enabling her to have her vengeance.

===In Ben Saint's Slime comic===
In summer 2019, webcomic artist [[Ben Saint]] decided to insert Night Star into his comic series as a way of boosting views, eliciting a reaction from Chris in which he drew [[Sonichu Special 7|his own competing version]] of the comic, treating it as the [[true and honest]] version of events.

==Video==
*[[Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu]]

==Art==
Chris has created several pieces of art featuring Night Star. He claims to have experimented with Photoshop software to create some of his gallery:<ref>[https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/897847619581603840 Photoshop claim]</ref>

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File:NightStar mark.jpg|Reference drawing.

Image:Miss_Night_Star.jpeg|Chris's pony form manages to be uglier than his original [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Mary]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sues]].

Image:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|With Pinkie Pie (and VA counterpart Andrea Libman).

Image:NightStarTwitterBanner.jpg|Banner used on sockpuppet Twitter account.

Image:NightStarBorb.png|With [[Barbara Chandler|Sugar Darling]] and [[Bob Chandler|Gallop Crush]].

Image:Night Star & Wishing Wisp.jpg|With Wishing Wisp (aka [[Avalon Porter]]).

Image:CMC Drawing.jpg|With the Cutie Mark Crusaders (aka Michelle Creber, Claire Corlett, and Madeleine Peters).

Image:KSheridan Drawing.jpg|With Starlight Glimmer (aka Kelly Sheridan).

Image:NightStarUnknownOC.jpg|Chris forgetting that the Print Screen button exists.

Image:OpenLetter.jpg|An angry response to [[LadyOfTheCosmo]].

Image:Quinn CWC ponies.jpg|With [[Diamond Melody]].

Image:NightStarEquestriaGirl.jpg|As an ''Equestria Girl''.

Image:SchuComic12-1PAA.jpg|[[Sonichu 12]] bonus page.

Image:SchuComic12-1PBB.jpg|Ditto.

Image:Night Star Rosechu.png|As a Rosechu.

Image:Night Star Rosechu runs.jpg|Night Star Rosechu racing MLP characters.

Image:Night Star and ILoveKPaLot.jpg|Schmoozing MLP fandom contributor ILoveKPaLot.

Image:Night Star evolved.png|Night Star's evolved form, held by an insane-looking Chris.

Image:Sonichu 12-9 Bonus Pull-Out Poster.jpg|<nowiki>#12-9</nowiki> bonus page – the Night Star with wings is Chris himself.

Image:Autograph card without autograph.jpg|Autographed eBay listing.

Image:NightStarG2.jpg|As a G2 Pony (art used as a [[:File:ChrisNewArt1.jpg|TSSSF card]]).

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Image:Kun T'Nyuget and Night Star kissing.jpg|With Kun T.

Image:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg|With [[Null]].

Image:Pride Month drawing June 2018.jpg|Pride 2018.

Image:Mega Nightstar Sonichu.jpg|Night Star's Mega Evolution, on a [[TSSSF]] card.

Image:OCParty.jpg|At the [[TF2 Analysis|Secret Rift Cafe]] party with other OCs (part of a TSSSF card)

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==Fan art==

In addition to well-wishers sharing their art with Chris, other [[Troll|fans]] sought to present [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] interpretations of Miss Night Star:

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File:NightStarKunt.jpg|The Night Star/Kun commission Chris [[BronyCon 2018|loves to flaunt]]

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===Plush===
In May 2018, Chris made a request for a Night Star plush<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1001195248457060360</ref>. A fan took on the project over the space of a week<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-658#post-3521276</ref>. Chris thanked the person for the gift and posted photos of it to Twitter<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1013840143248248834</ref>, making note of the [[Heterochromia]] Night Star shares with him<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1013840264501321734</ref> and put his signature on the [[medallion]].

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Chris later brought the plush to [[BronyCon 2018]], where it can be seen in several photos.

==See also==
*[[BronyCon]]
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]
*[[Kun T'Nyuget]]
*[[My Little Pony]]
*[[TwiSparLicious]]
*[[Unicorn cosplay]]
*[[Christine Doll]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[https://twitter.com/NightStar2891 NightStar2891] on [[Twitter]]

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Chris and religion

2020-08-28T16:54:44Z

Byzantine: Added actual date of Chris renouncing God.

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{{quote|I believe in God and Jesus too, but God must hate me to put me in the lifestyle I am forced to be cooped up and bored with.|Eli Eli lama sabaqtani! (Facebook, 2013)}}

{{quote|So, I dare say with all due respect to the Lord: meh|Chris abandons the Christian God for [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] goddesses<ref>[[:File:IdeaGuyCWCreligion6.png]]</ref>}}

[[Image:NeptuniagoodbyeJC.png|thumb|[[China|The real reason Chris abandoned Christianity.]]]]

[[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''religious beliefs''' have long been a complicated matter. For most of his life, Chris would declare himself to be Christian, yet his stated religious convictions would often diverge starkly from his actual, peculiar beliefs about God, sinfulness, and the nature of good and evil, incorporating a grab bag of other beliefs from unrelated traditions and [[Family Guy|other sources]]. Moreover, Chris has long believed himself to be of unique spiritual importance, believing that he has received [[Dreams|multiple visions from God]] and that he has magical powers. Already in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], his characters would regard Chris as their almighty creator and father, creating yet another tier on this wedding cake of theological contradictions. Chris finally gave up on Christianity and started following the CPU goddesses from [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] on 17 [[December 2017]].<ref>[[File:Sonichu_16_page-34.jpeg|Official renouncement of God]]</ref> Since then, under influence by the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Teen Troon Squad|others]], Chris has come to believe that he is a [[Tomgirl Saga|goddess]], [[CPU Blue Heart]], orchestrating an [[Dimensional Merge|apocalypse]] that will end in a [[Dimensions#1C-211987|heavenly new creation]]. Much of his mythology was [[Things Chris has ripped off|lifted]] from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] anime. The result is an unholy amalgam of authentic religious traditions, troll forgeries and narcissism, mixed together with neither forethought nor consistency.

With religion, as with all things, Chris only hears [[Chris and his Ego|what he wants]] to hear. Chris long espoused traditional Christian teachings condemning [[homos]]exuality while ignoring that it also forbids pre-marital [[Chris and sex|sex]], [[Nudes|pornography]] and [[Chris and health|gluttony]]. This dissonance is exemplified in his reaction to the news that [[PandaHalo]] had been raped and impregnated by [[Clyde Cash]]: he actively encouraged her to spend time with her rapist because a child should know and be raised by both of its parents... shortly after encouraging her to get an abortion.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> Chris's [[autism|narrow view of the world]] requires that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] in the comics, and his [[true and loyal fanbase]] in the [[Chris and reality|real world]], share his religious beliefs. He has demanded that watchers worship him, and believes it feasible that he could convince half of the world population to join his personality cult.<ref>For comparison, Christendom, the world's largest religion, [https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/04/05/christians-remain-worlds-largest-religious-group-but-they-are-declining-in-europe/ makes up only 31%] of the world population.</ref>

==Delusions of godhood==
{{see also|Messiah complex}}

{{quote|Fear not. For behold I bring tidings of great joy.|Sonichu, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}
{{quote|I prayed for forgiveness from the real Christian. Sonichu, will he forgive me?|Aspie Sonichu, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}
[[Image:Issue 10 Pg 48.jpg|thumb|Sonichu cracks open his tomb and descends in a beam of light.]]
[[File:EmperorChris.png|thumb|left|All hail Christian Weston Chandler, God-<s>Emperor</s> Mayor of [[CWCville]].]]

Beyond his [[Chris and his Ego|self-infatuation]] visible from any of Chris's creative output, Chris had shown from an early period the nascent belief that he might have been specially chosen. Chris might have developed a God complex as early as [[2000]], as the halo floating over his head on the cover of ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]'' seems to indicate. In his e-mails to [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] he seems to call himself Jesus: ''"You have my word as an Avid Gamer, Lamb of God, and Humble Human Being that I WILL work Very Hard to Save, Save, Save."''<ref>[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]</ref> However, this could also be a [[Chris and English|malapropism]] for "Word of God." More definite signs first emerged in late [[2009]], and have accreted over the decade since into Chris's current apotheosis.

Starting on page 42 of [[Sonichu 10|issue #10]], Chris displays a somewhat disturbing twist to the plot (such as it is) of his comics. [[Ultra Sonichu]] frees [[Zelina Rosechu]] from her stony state using his Chaotic powers, then appears to [[Darkbind Sonichu]] with a message similar in tone, if not outright text, to prophecies of the coming of Jesus Christ (complete with arms outstretched as if he were suspended on a crucifix).

Later on in the issue, Ultra Sonichu travels to the world of [[Asperchu]], where the characters of that comic inform him that they were forced into their roles by Alec, and that they had been praying to Christian Weston Chandler for deliverance and forgiveness. Lo and behold, Chris did send the Messiah Sonichu to end their suffering. Sonichu uses the "Chaotic Remedy" to miraculously cure them all of their [[Asperger syndrome]] (even though only Asperchu himself had the condition) and gives them new names and new, "better" looks.

It should be noted that, like Jesus Christ, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] was born to a [[virgin with rage|virgin]].

Even before this, Chris had directly compared himself to God. In Issue #7, after Christian is lost in the Time Void, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_32 Sonichu says this].

{{quote|In the meantime, he will receive the [[Chris and English|accumilitive]] memories of the passing moments, so in a way, he is looking down on us, like our Lord and God are able to, but the vision may be blurred.|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]}}

Possibly in response to criticism about acting as God, in [https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_61 later pages] Chris addressed the issue of the non-canon Chaotic Combo worshipping him in an incredibly ignorant manner. First, he declares that he is not God but "a servant of him and Jesus", and immediately after goes on to "forgive" Michael (the copycat Sonichu's made-over name) for "baring false witness against <nowiki>[Chris]</nowiki>", as if he has the authority to forgive the breaking of the Ten Commandments, ''like he's God or something.'' In addition, only five pages later [[Angelica]] condemns those who prefer [[Asperchu|Alec]]'s artwork over Chris's as "blasphemous".<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic10P66.jpg Issue 10, page 66]</ref>

Further evidence of Chris's blossoming God complex comes through his answer to some of the frequently asked questions that were put to him via the [[Mailbag]], where he states that he considers Sonichu to have over one billion fans.<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref> The only other character who can claim such a number is GodJesus (or AllahMuhammad). This mad mentality is compounded by the fact that Chris is like a God to Sonichu; this means that his opinion of himself is that of a God's God. Or maybe a [[Christopher's name change|God's bear]]. Chris moves in mysterious ways.

{{quote|as a Goddess Mysef[sic], I am unable to worship in churches|Chris, June 2019<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]</ref>}}

It was under the [[Idea Guys]]'s manipulation that Chris's gathering apotheosis came to a head. [[File:Sonichu 16 page-4.JPG|thumb|200px|Chris depicting how he came to share his body with a video game goddess.]]
In November 2017, Chris became obsessed with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]], a video game/anime series. He declared a belief in body-sharing with a goddess character (who represents the Sega Dreamcast in the series) by consulting with [[Magi-Chan]], then [[Chris and money|leaving his Dreamcast console powered on for 24 hours]] in order to focus his own psychic power onto it and pull the goddess into his body. Since then, Chris has come to believe that he's actually a goddess to the Sonichu universe, leading to the creation of the Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu.

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==Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu==

[[File:The_Devotees_of_Chris_Chan_Sonichu_(DoCCS).jpg|thumb|TSSSF card dedicated to his loyal devotees.]]

Chris had some divine revelations, which he shared on 2 November 2019 in a series of tweets, these revelations are as follows<ref name="divinerev">[[November_2019_social_media_posts#Devotees_of_Chris_Chan_Sonichu|Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu]]</ref>:

*He is the godess of the Sonichu/Rosechu species, and is of a higher deity level than a CPU.
*His powers are more apparent and potent in C-197, but do exist in 1218.
*The terms "CWCans" and "CWCanism" does not feel or sound fitting for his religion.
*FoCCS and FoCWCS do not sound appealing, either.
*Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS) is chosen. Pronounced [[dox]], like Chris's favorite pasttime.

And thus, Chris's [[true and honest]] religion, DoCCS, was born.

The DoCCS all share [[kindness]] and [[Vanessa_AIM_Chat_2|loyalty]], which is a defining figure of a devotee. They also pray to Chris, and channel energy to him so that he can use his godess powers. <s>Chris</s> [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|Sonichu]] has noted that it's far easier for <s>him</s> Chris to answer prayer in C-197, due to his additional power that he has access to in his Chris Chan Sonichu body.<ref>[[April_2020_social_media_posts#Chris_body_swaps_with_Sonichu_to_cope_with_missing_BABScon|Mentioned here]], Sonichu says: "She is Now, literally, in the position to fully and actively take and answer your Prayers, as the Goddess that she is."</ref>

Chris can also store this energy in [[magic stones]], and often wears these around his neck with the Sonichu medallion.<ref>Sightings [[Analysis_Anarchy_Reaction_Livestreams#TF2_Analysis_Anarchy_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_2_Reaction_Video|here]] and [[:File:July_2020_jewels.jpeg|here]], and many more.</ref> Chris used one of these stones to demonstrate his power, even in 1218, by [[PsychicPowers#Amethyst_stone|dropping it with as little movement as possible]], which, when scaled up to C-197 proportions would equate to miraculous healing. Chris thinks that the crystals contain healing power and that they can make you happy.<ref>[[August_2019_social_media_posts#Chris_is_all_in_on_Healing_Crystals|Twitter reply about healing crystals]]</ref>

===The First holy temple of DoCCS===

[[File:14bc_June_2019.jpg|thumb|The illustrious temple of the Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu]]

In late 2019, the First holy temple of DoCCS was consecrated.<ref>[[:File:14_Branchland_Court_TSSSF_card.jpeg|Temple's TSSSF card]]</ref> The temple has been a central in-between in traversing between this dimension (1218) and it's sister dimension (C-197). The whole property, including the gazebo and sheds have travelled back and forth from 1218 to C-197 many times. Unlike most temples, almost no DoCCS congregate there to worship, and instead the temple acts as private residence to their deity, Chris.

Upon reaching level 40 in Pokemon GO, Chris was able to put the temple forward for an additional consecration ceremony from Niantic (the creators of Pokemon GO) to become the truest and honestest PokeStop of them all, Which he did on 20 August 2020. However, despite numerous efforts<ref>[[August_2020_social_media_posts#Sonichu_levels_up.21|First mention of the nomination.]]</ref><ref>[[August_2020_social_media_posts#CWCSonichu_Temple_is_nominated|Further encouragement to aid the cause.]]</ref> to rally his devotees to help the nomination be accepted, his nomination was eventually denied.<ref>[[:File:PokeStop_rejected.png|Nomination rejected.]]</ref>

The gazebo on the property contains magic power, and using deity level powers can be used as a vessel for a portal between the dimensions, and can transport items and even living things.<ref name="gazebo">[[:File:CWCs_Temples_Gazebo_TSSSF.jpg|Information on this card]]</ref> Interestingly, in the TSSSF game, it's card is a "Unicorn" card and can be in a relationship with Pony OCs,<ref name="gazebo"></ref> though this is probably due to Chris using the card game wrong, rather than him regarding his gazebo as a unicorn.

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== Doctrines of the Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu ==
[[File:BarneySatanism.jpeg|thumb|Chris addresses a theological dispute.]]
Chris's convictions (not [[Chris and the law|that kind]]) are a confused tangle, ever shifting as [[weens]] twist his malleable perception of reality and his mental state continues to deteriorate. The below seeks to describe Chris's contemporary beliefs as accurately as possible, though information is subject to change in light of new revelations at at any time. Chris has hesitated to describe his beliefs as a religion. On 13 [[April 2018]], Chris claimed in a Twitter post that he no longer follows a religion, yet he is neither "atheist" nor "satanist", and over a year later would describe what follows as "a belief and faith system, not a religion".<ref>[[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]</ref>

===Uzume Possession===
Initially, sharing his body with a clone of the CPU Goddess Uzume Tennouboshi was critial to Chris's newfound religion. Naming the clone that resided within his body as "Orange Spiral Seal", Chris believed that he had "the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as [his] own powers." In a way, this was a bizarre continuation of his classic [[Love Quest]]. Not only did he believe that he could create a new CPU Goddess From The Ground-Up, but that, with the CPU, he will bring [[Crystal]] into reality and create her as a CPU Goddess, saying that is something that GodJesus would never grant to him. Chris's religion has little in the way of ethics, but he [[August 2019 social media posts#No Pizza Time for Chris|has indicated]] that he believes in the Hindu concept of ''karma'', administered by himself, as an instrument of his vengeance against the [[jerkops]] who tormented him in years past.

===CPU Blue Heart===

{{main|CPU Blue Heart}}

On 16 June 2018,<ref name="CPUBHInfo">[[May_2019_social_media_posts#CPU_One_Year_Anniversary|As mentioned here]]</ref> '''CPU Blue Heart''' (also known as '''Scarlett Celestia''')<ref>[[June_2019_social_media_posts#New_information_on_CPU_Blue_Heart|Name mentioned here]]</ref> came upon Chris and gave him her powers, making him CPU Blue Heart, goddess of comma nation, the commodore consoles,<ref name="CPUBHInfo"></ref> Cwcville and all Sonichus and Rosechus,<ref name="divinerev"></ref> and everything else.<ref>Chris often suggests he is goddess of everything, since he asks people who aren't even Sonichus or Rosechus or in any of his provinces to pray to him, [[December_2018_social_media_posts#Chris.27s_psychiatrist_is_taken_aback|such as this post]].</ref> However, Chris only found out about this on the 3 August when his hubby Magi-chan told him.<ref>[[August_2018_social_media_posts#The_Awakening_of_a_CPU|Mentioned in this Twitter thread]]</ref> In the same way Chris had connected with his Dreamcast before, this time Chris connected with his [[Commodore 64]] to obtain her memories and soul.<ref>[[Sonichu_13#Transcript|Mentioned in the epilogue of Sonichu 13]].</ref> This possession has helped Chris develop his psychic and electric super powers, and helped the merge become closer as C-197s characters became more tangible in 1218. He also started feeling more energy surges and electricity flowing in him.<ref>[[:File:MergeComic4.jpg|Comic page with this information on]]</ref> Chris also felt long, loud belches as a result of the possession, which were obvious indicators of the impending merge, Chris was being given a lot of responsibility for the merge when he became CPU Blue Heart.<ref>[[:File:MergeComic5.jpg|Information here]]</ref> Chris also claims to be feeling heart attacks that he pulls himself back from,<ref>[[:File:MergeComic7.jpg|As mentioned on this comic page]]</ref> whilst these are obviouslt not heart attacks, they are certainly some sort of ongoing problem from Chris's [[health]], and these delusions are preventing him from getting the help he needs.

=== Pantheon ===
{{main|Hyperdimension Neptunia}}
In [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Goddess Emanuelle|August 2016]], Chris revealed that he thinks of God as a goddess. Chris has long considered [[gal-pal|women]] to be good and [[jerks|men]] to be evil, and since Chris does not want to think of himself or God as evil, he simply swapped the genders in his mind, making [[Tomgirl]] Christine and Goddess Emmanuelle.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Ben_Saint_-_Chatting_with_Chris-Chan</ref> During a conversation with [[Joshua Wise]], Chris revealed that he had forsaken Christianity altogether, believing instead in the CPU Goddesses from the anime ''Hyperdimension Neptunia''.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Chris abandons Christianity for Neptunia]]</ref>

Chris's view of God's nature, is [[naïve]] and even childish. He has used the fandom jargon acronym <abbr title="Original character">''OC''</abbr> as a rough [[CWC-ism]] synonym for ''god'', and uses this broad category to include Christ, men respected but not worshipped in their own separate traditions like the Buddha, ancient pagan gods such as Zeus, the ''Neptunia'' CPU goddesses and other anime characters, himself and his viewers and lazy [[My Little Pony|ponysonas]]. He is extremely syncretic, believing all of these, including the latter categories of clearly fictional characters intended and universally understood as such, to be real and divine. Monotheism, the cornerstone of Christendom that cannot be compromised, was apparently never assimilated into Chris's thought processes, allowing him to continue regard Christ as ''a'' god. He claims to converse with, and be friends with, Jesus and ''several other deities''. Nonetheless, Chris does not worship literally everybody: in a 2019 Twitter post, he was alarmed by [[Jacob Sockness]]'s apparent Satanism, saying that "no one should ever worship [[Beel|Satan]]."<ref>[[:File:BarneySatanism.jpeg]]</ref>

=== Worship ===

As late as [[August 2017]], Chris could be seen in a normal church, albeit irreverently wearing his [[unicorn cosplay]]. However, he has since stopped attending, believing that he is "unable to worship Jesus or any of the other deities" on virtue of being a goddess himself. In [[Believe in the OCs and Deities]], Chris appeals to his viewers to send positive thoughts to fictional characters, as though through telepathy, perhaps indicating that he believes divine power requires worship and oblations. (Implicit in this is Chris's long-standing secular belief that he has hundreds of millions of earnest followers across the globe.)

On 22 December 2018, in a long rant on Twitter about the [[Dimensional Merge Announcements|Merge]] (see the next section), Chris encouraged his audience to pray to him:

{{quote|I encourage Everyone to Keep Faith, and Pray to the CPUs, y’all may pray to me as well.|Chris, blaspheming<ref>[[December 2018 social media posts#Chris's psychiatrist is taken aback]]</ref>}}

He has made several such appeals in months since.

=== Afterlife and eschatology ===
Under the [[Idea Guys]]'s lingering influence, Chris believes that departed souls go to [[C-197]], the fictional universe that includes [[CWCville]], other [[Night Star|misbegotten OCs]] and various [[Chris and copyright|media franchises' universes]], which he believes objectively exist. He teaches that, upon death, one may merge with one's [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] counterpart there. Among those who have been depicted in their Sonichu form on the other side include disastrous German chancellor [[Nombie-zazis|Adolf Hitler]], serial killer and rapist [[Ted Bundy]] and Chris's late father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Only the truly wicked, such as [[Liquid Chris]], are denied this in the hereafter: Satan instead burns their bodies in 'hell's lava pool', purges them of their memories and sends their oblivious souls to be reincarnated.<ref>[[:File:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Solid Chris exhibits Liquid's fate, 2016]]</ref>

Since the autumn of [[2018]], Chris has taught that we are living in the latter days. From a mixture of off-hand comments by comic artists and several [[weens]] foddering him with misinformation and dumb inside jokes, Chris thinks that beginning in [[November 2018]], the real world (or 'Dimension 1218', as he calls it) is in the process of combining with C-197, in what he calls the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris has attributed miscellaneous events past and present, real and fictional, ranging from tragedies like the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Centre's destruction]] to salad recalls,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5519293 Chris attributes the WTC attacks to the Merge, 28 October 2019]</ref> to the impending Merge. Originally projected to be complete before [[January 2019|New Year's 2019]], Chris maintains still that the Merge is just about the corner. Chris foretells massive destruction heralding the Merge that will result in the deaths of about half the world's population, as well as half of the fictional characters from C-197. [[Chris and his Ego|Naturally]], Chris, being the goddess in charge of managing this brouhaha, will be spared: everyone else must take their chances. Survivors will be able to enjoy the company of their favorite cartoon characters in the flesh, as well as their deceased relatives transformed into Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.

=== Mysticism and sorcery ===
{{main|Magical thinking}}
As early as [[2003]], Chris has invoked curses against his enemies: most famous is the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], borrowed from ''Dragonball Z'', which he had employed against [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. His magical thinking has been directed in various ways, as when he thought he could shift his [[obesity|body fat]] about by watching [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|hypnotic internet videos]]. In recent years, he has embraced several occultic teachings and practises from the [https://encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com/New+Age New Age] movement: out-of-body experiences, chakras and special powers associated with crystals, among others.

== Chris and Christianity: Historical beliefs ==
{{quote|And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all [[Jacob Sockness|unrighteousness]], [[BlueSpike|fornication]], [[Twin Falling Towers|wickedness]], [[Kacey|covetousness]], [[Don't Mess With Me|maliciousness]]; full of [[Infinitely high boyfriend factor|envy]], [[Death threats|murder]], [[Mass debating|debate]], [[List of Chris's lies|deceit]], [[Chris and anger|malignity]]; whisperers, [[Autism Tutorial Extra|backbiters]], haters of God, [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|despiteful]], [[Chris and his Ego|proud]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|boasters]], inventors of [[Sonichu|evil things]], [[Bob Chandler|disobedient to parents]], [[Naïve|without understanding]], covenantbreakers, [[Hanky-panky|without natural affection]], [[Chris and remorse|implacable]], [[Sonichu Special 4|unmerciful]]: who knowing the judgment of God, that they which [[For Julie's Eyes Only|commit such things are worthy of death]], not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.|Romans 1:28-32, on Chris}}

[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Program from Chris's baptism.]]

The first church Chris and his parents are known to have attended is a Korean Presbyterian church at Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Church audio#00:18:10 - Seth MacFarlane & The Bible]]; [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]</ref> Chris would later on attend [[Grace Baptist Church]], a small congregation in [[Charlottesville]] that launched in [[2000]].<ref>http://cvilletomorrow.typepad.com/charlottesville_tomorrow_/2007/12/grace_baptist.html</ref> In [[2008]] he was, under [[Nudes|mysterious circumstances]], forced to leave that community, at which time he began attending [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]. Although Chris traditionally identified himself as Methodist and so did his [[Bob Chandler|father]], his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] identifies herself as a Presbyterian.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Chris rambles like a motherfucker]]</ref>

"Wesley Mem" is located near the [[University of Virginia]] and has an unusually liberal theology; the common conclusion among [[trolls]] is that congregations more in line with Chris's intolerance of [[homos]] are equally intolerant of ''him'', so he had to come here. The doctrinal differences between the [[Wikipedia:Southern Baptist|Southern Baptist]] and Methodist denominations are probably too subtle for Chris to concern himself with, and he likely does not spiritually identify with any particular denomination of Christianity beyond simply being Protestant, or even simply Christian.

===Concept of Emanuelle===
[[Image:CWCletter.jpg|thumb|left|Chris invokes God and Jesus, saying they told him that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] is real. Proof that God and Jesus are on the [[trolls]]' side.]]
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|right|God and Jesus ('sup?) tell Chris he is meant to be with [[Ivy]].]]

Traditionally, Chris had a fundamental belief in an omnipotent, benevolent male God. He also accepted Jesus Christ as the son of God and the savior of mankind. He was reluctant to mention God without also including Jesus, perhaps out of some sense that he must stress his specifically Christian notion of God (despite other Abrahamic sects using completely different words for Him). In effect, Chris frequently referred to "God and Jesus" (or "GodJesus"<ref>[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref>) as if they were some sort of [[wikipedia:Binitarianism|Binity]], a deviation from the mainstream Christian concept of the [[Wikipedia:Trinity|Trinity]] that his churches would regard as heretical.

Being the unparalleled study in [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]] he is, Chris seemed to view God as a more of an instrument of his own will than a supreme being to Whom he is subject. In Chris's view of God, the Almighty will overlook (or simply not care about) his misdeeds, but will become as enraged as Chris over those of others, especially when they malign Chris. Case in point, the ''fact'' that Chris cheated in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|PaRappa the Rapper contest]] is not nearly as important as the ''suspicion'' that [[Adam Stackhouse]] did, and Chris invoked God numerous times in his threats to Adam.

Chris believes God has a special interest in his own life, which would be consistent with Western monotheism, except that he also thinks God has nothing better to do than attend to him, and him alone. In his world-view, God's primary purpose should be to arrange events so that he is happy, and punish those who make him unhappy. This is nearly the exact opposite of Christianity which states that man is to serve God. He has been commonly observed saying things like "with God (and Jesus) on my side I will...". He often invokes the wrath of God in his [[Death threats|infantile threats]], and is oblivious to the fact that God has yet to back him up on any of them.

Much like the [[Wikipedia:Ruhollah Khomeini|Ayatollah Khomeini]], Chris attributes most of his impetus to commands given to him directly from GodJesus in [[Dreams|visions]]. “I'd say my spirit is active while I am awake, but it does more when I am at rest or sleeping,” he wrote in 2014.<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]</ref> His exact beliefs concerning these prophetic dreams are difficult to pin down, but the most rational interpretation is that Chris dreams about something he'd like to do, then wakes up and decides it was God telling him to do it. In Chris's mind, each vision is simultaneously a directive to do something and proof that it will happen no matter what occurs. For instance, after Chris had a vision about fathering a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]], he decided he was required to actively [[Love Quest|make that happen]] while also assuring himself that [[Virgin with rage|failure]] was impossible. When Chris was being accused of [[Chris and race|racism]] for insisting that he can only date white women, he justified this by arguing that his prophesied daughter must be white.

Visions from God supposedly confirmed that [[Blanca Weiss]], then [[PandaHalo]] and finally [[Ivy]] were to be the mother of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Chris's child]], despite the fact that each of these women subsequently turned out to be [[trolls]]. This proves that God, if He exists, is either not responsible for Chris's supposedly prophetic dreams, or is having a [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laugh at his expense]], an idea which Chris may have later taken to heart.

===Afterlife===
{{Quote|For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast. For we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do.|Ephesians 2:8-10, on the place of good deeds in the Christian faith.}}
{{Quote|Like most people; our souls leave our bodies, we end up in Heaven or Hell depending on our deeds/misdeeds, and possibly Reincarnation.|Chris.<ref>[[Mailbag 30#Questions]]</ref>}} {{clear}}

While the idea of good deeds causing someone to go to Heaven and bad deeds sending them to Hell is a common one, most Protestant theology explicitly states that the salvation of one's soul is based completely on one's faith. Defying this, Chris has stated that one goes to Heaven or Hell based completely on personal actions. He thinks that he will go to heaven because he's done "[[Common Questions#1 January 2010|a lot of]] [[28 October 2011|good deeds]]". Likewise, he feels that [[homos]] are almost certainly bound to go to Hell, and need to become heterosexuals to "[[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|better their chances of going to Heaven]]". He has also stated numerous times that he feels [[Clyde Cash|various]] [[Jack Thaddeus|trolls]] are bound for Hell for making fun of people over the Internet. He has suggested that they [[To Clyde and Jack|commit suicide]] so that they might receive their eternal punishment faster. In [[Common Questions#09 January 2010|Common Questions 9 Jan 2010]], [[Thorg]] questioned Chris for threatening damnation against his Internet adversaries:

{{quotebox|"You often attempt to scare your [[trolls]] by stating they will go to hell. Some of your trolls do not believe in hell, what do you have to say to them?"}}

To which Chris responded:

{{quote|Firstly, it is NOT a "scare tactic", [[Chris and reality|IT IS FACT]]. And second, I say "Well, Believe it or not. You are Not Dead Yet".}}

Further complicating Chris's ideas of the afterlife, he believes in ghosts, going so far as to claim that he might have seen one.<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]</ref>

In 2013, Chris commented that he had considered suicide, but "The only reasons I don't do it are my mother and my dogs, and that premature death leaves one in Limbo."<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref> In reality, [[Wikipedia:Limbo|Limbo]] is, in some Roman Catholic views, a state that unbaptised infants were supposed to enter into when they died: happy, but excluded from God due to their original sin. [[Wikipedia:Religious views on suicide|Christian views on suicide]] and the fate of suicides in the afterlife is highly varied. His belief that suicide leads one to Limbo may stem from the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Death (South Park)|Death]]", in which it is found that the grandfather of a minor character is spending eternity in limbo for having his grandson euthanize him.

In the eulogy Chris made for [[Patti Chandler|Patti]], he wrote that "[Patti] has departed from our world here on earth to a doggy heaven [...] she will run free and play with all the other dogs who are already having fun up [in doggy heaven]."<ref>[[Chris emails 2004-2006#September 2006]]</ref> This suggests that Chris believes that animals (or at least dogs) have an afterlife.

=== Reincarnation ===
[[File:IsThisMyBodyorYoursCard.jpg|thumb|200px|When you're a headmaster, the possibilities are endless]]
Chris has said that he's open to the idea of reincarnation, common in Hinduism and other Eastern religions. In 2009 he stated flatly that he believed in the concept,<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Chris gets a call from The Doctor]]</ref> but in 2014 he seemed more uncertain, writing “It is possible, but I'm not sure.”<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]</ref>. He has yet to offer any criteria for what might cause someone to be reincarnated. While reincarnation was and to some extent is still embraced by a few Christian sects, Chris has nothing to do with them and seems to have lifted the notion from [[anime|somewhere else]].

Chris has suggested that he is himself a reincarnation of various people. In [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], Chris's [[Comic Chris|fictional counterpart]] is the reincarnation of the [[ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], though he does not appear to believe this about himself in real life. However, during the epilogue of [[Sonichu_12#Episode_26:_Prideful|''Sonichu'' Episode 26]], Chris mentions a real-world dream in which he discovered he had been a (true and honest) [[Homos|lesbian]] hippie who attended [[Wikipedia:Woodstock|Woodstock]] in a recent past life. He credits this dream with his realization that he is a "female soul" and decision to identify as a transsexual as opposed to a [[Tomgirl|cross-dresser]], further calling the psychological validity of his gender identity into question. Besides his own reincarnation, Chris's explanation of [[Liquid_Chris#In_the_comic|what happened to Liquid Chris]] in the ''Sonichu'' canon mentions Liquid's soul being cleared of all memory of previous incarnations before being reincarnated, as what Chris considers an ironic punishment for someone who dared impersonate him.

Chris believes that in other [[dimensions]], people have the innate ability to swap bodies with others, even inanimate robots.

=== Sin ===
{{quote|But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you...|Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:44}}
{{quote|I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO [[Death threats|KILL]] [[Jason Kendrick Howell|JASON KENDRICK HOWELL]]|Chris, [[Sonichu Girls]] Forum}}
{{quote|HAVE A GOD DAMN HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW, THIS VERY MOMENT YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU GOD DAMN BITCHING WHORE!|E-mail from Chris to [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]]}}

[[File:John Asperchu.JPG|thumb|right|200px|Take note, Chris.]]
Chris's understanding of Christian theology is extremely limited, and he does not seem to know anything about the Bible (although he apparently owns a copy of the New International Version). His hatred of the homos had nothing to do with the prohibition of sodomy in the Old Testament, which he was unaware of until he heard about it from ''[[Family Guy]]''. His [[Fapcup|aversion to "spilling his seed"]] and his [[recycling|dedication to the unborn]] have absolutely no basis in Biblical passages condemning sexual immorality and abortion. Other than vehemently opposing [[homos]], [[trolls]] and [[jerkop]]s, Chris seems to have little notion about the nature of sin and evil except that people who do things he doesn't like should go to Hell. This is completely at odds with the part of Christian philosophy that states all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, and anyone who repents his sins will be redeemed.

Chris believed that if he confesses his sins to GodJesus he will be forgiven. Private confessions directly to God are not uncommon in Protestantism, but generally it's assumed that the confessor is doing so out of true [[Chris and remorse|remorse]] and genuinely to atone for mistakes. However, Chris abuses the purpose of confession so that he can commit whatever wrongs he wants and then wipe the slate clean with his "confession." For example, Chris made [[To Clyde and Jack|a video]] in which he suggested that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] commit suicide so that they can burn in Hell forever. He later drew them doing just that in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]]. Just one day after the comic appearance, Chris answered a fan letter asking why he had been wishing suicide upon them, and pointing out that such a wish conflicts with his Christian beliefs. Chris responded that he had "confessed of that to God and Jesus, and they[sic] have forgiven [him] on that."<ref>[[Mailbag 33#Chris demanded suicide under "reasonable hatred"]]</ref> One of two things happened: either Chris wished for their deaths in the video, asked for forgiveness, then gleefully drew it happening afterward anyway, or he waited until he'd finally got done saying his piece, then conveniently offered up his confession right after getting everything out of his system. Either way, such a confession is highly disingenuous.

When Chris gave in to temptation and cybered with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] in violation of his monogamous relationship with [[Ivy]], Chris made [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|a big production]] out of confessing his sin and seeking forgiveness. This suggests that he previously had little to no experience with the idea of repenting sins before God.

Chris clearly does not follow the Christian concept of the seven deadly sins, as he commits [[death threats|wrath]], [[Liquid Chris|envy]], [[obesity|gluttony]], [[monthly tugboat|sloth]], [[Chris and money|greed]], [[virgin with rage|lust]] and [[Chris and his Ego|pride]] constantly.

=== Forgiveness ===
[[Image:SonichuRosechuReligious.jpg|thumb|right|Sonichu and Rosechu recall Joseph's story of forgiveness immediately prior to Rosechu brutally injuring and sexually assaulting [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] in vengeance for [[Pickle|comparatively innocuous actions]].]]

A major tenet in most any religion you can think of is the act of forgiveness. Unfortunately for Chris, he has [[Autism|no idea of what forgiveness really is]], and will often hold grudges against [[Clyde Cash|anybody]] [[Michael Snyder|he]] feels has wronged him, [[Greene County Conspiracy|sometimes even for years]]. While some may argue that he did show [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha_Retraction|forgiveness]] in a few of his videos, even more will argue that such things were done either under an [[China|ulterior motive]] or is meaningless as he goes on to curse and scream at them later on.

[[This is how the Trial went|During his trial]] on July 10th, 2012, it was discovered that Michael Snyder made an honorable plea that Chris be shown leniency, as a felony was a life-changing event that could really harm Chris in the long run. This comes despite Chris [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris's Attitude at the GAMe PLACe|scaring his customers away]], ''(while he was still allowed in the store)'', [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean#Video|shouting racist slurs at him]], [[Autism Tutorial Part 3|threatening to set fire to his business]], and [[28 October 2011|injuring him with his car]]. This was probably the most extraordinary form of forgiveness that anyone has ever shown towards Chris, even after the latter's horrible actions. Chris's show of gratitude was to go against all common sense and commit ''public slander'' in a court of law:

{{quote|I don't think that [[Michael Snyder|thieving liar]] deserves a [[Monthly tugboat|red cent]]!|Chris, [[This is how the Trial went]]}}

However, Chris has on occasion shown some capacity to genuinely forgive and move on, as shown at [[MAGfest]] where he was seen making up with [[Adam Stackhouse]] (albeit after 11 years). Such forgiveness has not been extended to the [[jerkops]], however.

=== Apostasy ===
For years before the [[Idea Guys]] seized the opportunity to infuse patent absurdities into Chris's mind, Chris appeared to have become somewhat disenchanted with God. Traditional theology has long dealt with the ''problem of evil'' in books Chris is unlikely to read any time soon. Despite Chris's strong belief that GodJesus was backing him up on his [[Love Quest]], God has nevertheless imparted upon him such [[stress]] and trolling. He seemed to believe that the way prayer should work is the same way a little kid learns to get what they want: by saying "please." To Chris, prayer was apparently like ordering a pizza: as long as you pray for something, it'll show up for you exactly how you ordered it. Since Chris hasn't gotten exactly what he has prayed for, the fault must lie with God. In a farewell [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] meant for his fellow parishioners at Wesley Memorial, he wrote that "God sees fit for some (hate-filled) reason to continue to curse me as a jinx."

On 7 September 2013, Chris cursed God's name on [[Facebook]] after a run in with a [[Jerkop]]:

{{quotebox|1=
God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!}}

He explained the reasons for his disillusionment in a [[May 2013]] letter to [[Kim Wilson|Kim]]:

{{quotebox|1=
Hey, Kim. I have just read over some of the webpage Phil relayed to me. I must admit, and Amy is welcome to read this as well, it took me by surprise seeing the words "Magick" and "Pagan" in this religion(?).

I like magic(k). I have fully accepted Jesus as my savior. And my mother, father, and what I've hear on television, all have informed me about heaven, hell, that the best way to live is as one does without much regret or with moderate acceptance and happiness. And that "God" is within all of us, as energy and direction. And in the end, we all believe in the same God(ess). Yet also, if God is supposed to love us all, why does he let me continue to have a Lot of downs in my life? I often feel temptation towards destroying the Lego Minifigure I have made in an image of God, or otherwise just torturing it. I admit, I am not perfect.

But I prattle or digress.

So, all things considered, Amy, I will be most willing to try your way on, and see how I feel fully about it after. The way I figure it, at least I can still go to my church regardless. :)}}

Soon thereafter, inspired by ''[[Wikipedia:Futurama|Futurama]]'', he seemed to divorce himself from a Christian conception of God altogether, choosing to believe in a rather capricious, relativistic deity:

{{quote|The Higher Force above us is Always Messing with each of our individual minds every day, rather each of you call him God, Emanuelle, Zeus, Buudah, or even the individual Destiny of your own. I am Not an Atheist, because I Sincerely Believe in the Higher Force of Above Us, even Jesus may be the Higher Force's Son. But every religion will have you believing in the One Same Higher Force. Right Or Wrong, It is truly set up to each Individual Perception of Every Individual Soul among us the Billions of People on this Big Blue Marble among Marbles in the Universe.|Chris on Facebook, August 2014.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#tl;dr]]</ref>}}
{{clear}}

==Chris and other faiths==
Given his sheltered existence in the heart of the suburban American South, Chris probably hasn't had much direct exposure to anything but mainstream brands of Protestantism. When his "fans" asked him for his feelings on other religions during an [[IRC (28 December 2008)|IRC chat]], he glossed over the question and simply reiterated his own unthinking statement of faith. At other times, his comments have been scattered and inconsistent.

===Other Christian denominations===
Chris has no connection to Catholicism, which he seems to regard as a benign but alien practice. In his comics, he assigns it to a minor character, [[Angelica Rosechu]], whose faith doesn't practically differentiate her from the rest of the inhabitants of [[CWCville]] — she's still as much of a slut as the rest of her [[Rosechu (species)|species]]. Through Angelica, it is obvious that Chris knows almost nothing about Catholicism and seems to think it's just a variety of Protestantism with nuns — he refers to Catholic priests as [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Angelica_Rosechu|"pastors"] and almost certainly doesn't know the Catholic Bible is different from the one generally used by Protestants. Also, Angelica's home congregation is called "Samuel Memorial United Christian Church," which is about the least likely name for a Roman Catholic church Chris could have come up with. He does, at least, realise that Catholicism is a form of Christianity, although he probably has no idea what its relationship to Protestantism is.

[[PandaHalo]]'s persona was designed to be devoutly Roman Catholic specifically to confound Chris's desire for pre-marital sex with contraception. Faced with this challenge, Chris tried to argue that God really does allows premarital sex because his pastor said so (ironically, deference to a cleric on ethical matters is far more typical for Catholics than Protestants). It didn't even occur to Chris that what his pastor said to him wouldn't apply to a Catholic, because Chris is incapable of seeing things from perspectives besides his own.

Given that he takes his own religion ''à la carte'', Chris is likely unaware of most of the differences between the sects of Protestantism, and the relationship between Protestantism and other kinds of Christianity. He has never been pressed for comment on Eastern variants of Christianity, such as the Eastern Orthodox church, and it is uncertain what he thinks of these sects, or if he's even aware of their existence.

===Other religions===
''See also: [[Chris and race#Jews|Chris and race]]''

Most of Chris's opinions towards non-Christian faiths have been culled from ''[[South Park]]'' and other television series. For example, on 28 [[December 2009]], Chris wrote a blog entry telling [[Jack Thaddeus]] to get out of the closet and "Go Into F***ing Scientology".<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref> Following this comment, Chris was asked to elaborate his thoughts on Scientology; he said that he neither agrees with it nor disapproves of it.<ref>[[Mailbag 52#Master of diplomacy at work|Mailbag 52]]</ref>

"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]], and [[Sonichu 11]]" reveal that Chris has a somewhat basic awareness of [[Wikipedia:Judaism|Judaism]], probably picked up from watching ''[[South Park]]''. He appears to not understand that Jews and [[Wikipedia:Buddhism|Buddhists]] don't celebrate [[Christmas]], at least not the religious aspects of it. However, in the way he wrote it, it is unknown if he's implying that Christians, [[Hanukkah|Jews]] and [[Christmas#Jolly Buddah (sic)|Buddhists]] go to the same place of worship, or if he's saying they go to separate places of worship and calls them "churches" because his vocabulary is heavily lacking.<ref>In fact, in [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13#09-02-27|one chat]] Chris has referred to what was most likely a synagogue as a "Jewich [sic] Church".</ref> In [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]], Chris uses "Jew" as an insult (which he also got from ''South Park'') and states he is "just throwing it out there" that he thinks Snyder is Jewish; he incidentally subscribes to his father's view that Snyder, [[Megan Schroeder]] and others were secretly directing the [[trolls]] to ruin Chris's life. [[Some Favored Comedians]] is a thinly-veiled furious backpedaling attempt in which he rambles on and on about how he respects Jewish comedians like [[Seinfeld|Jerry Seinfeld]].

Chris has described "[[Wikipedia:Mormonism|Mormans]]" [sic] as not being datable.<ref>[[MySpace messages]]</ref> He has never explained why, but he may have learned through [[Anna McLerran]] that Mormons typically don't date non-Mormons. While it is not clear how much Chris knows about [[:wikipedia:Unitarianism|Unitarianism]] (likely not a lot), he is not hostile toward that sect; [[Jackie]] identified herself as a Unitarian,<ref>[[Jackie#Profile]]</ref> and Chris was not bothered by this (conceivably because he didn't know what it was).<ref>[[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>

In a CWCipedia [[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)#Chris-Chan the Moralf**|article]], he hints at a hatred of Islam. Although the article primarily exists to deny various accusations trolls have made about him, he does not deny being a "prolific hater of all things not Christian".<ref>[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref> In all likelihood he knows nothing about Islam or the Koran, and is not known to have ever publicly commented on the religion directly. Besides using the popular Western image of the [[Buddha belly|fat Buddha]] (actually a [[China|Chinese]] monk) and mentioning "Buddha" a few times, Chris has never shown any knowledge of oriental religions, let alone any opinion of them. Indeed, [[Vivian Gee]]'s belief in [[Wikipedia:Taoism|Taoism]] seemed to be a concept he couldn't process, and even seemed to make him uneasy.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>

===Atheism===
{{quote|But... I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have [[GodJesus|God or Jesus]] at my- by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists are the [[Beel|Devil]]'s spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the [[Chris and English|hace]] and the fire! As a believer... I would either be a [[Chris and Anger|peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker]], but I certainly wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork, following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!}}
Chris's opinion of the irreligious is the most vacillating and incoherent, and incidentally one of the best documented. [[Ruckersville, VA|Unsurprisingly]], he doesn't seem to like or trust atheists, but even there, he has a hard time articulating his opinion. When Vivian asked him to explain why he dislikes them, he said, "I don't know, but I do know that they are not believers of God and Jesus."<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> When Chris [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada‎|exposed Thorg]], his reasoning for wanting people to troll Thorg instead of him devolve from "because he's trolling me" to "because he's an 'evil' atheist". In his [[Calling Out]] videos, Chris gave "pizza-faced atheist" as [[Thorg]]'s defining characteristic, with a heretofore unseen vitriol. Chris's half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] is also an atheist, although his opinion on this is unclear.<ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

In the [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid]] answers, Chris stated that he would not date an atheist. On the other hand, [[The Wallflower]] told Chris in one of her e-mails that she had no religion,<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref>, and as the rest of the correspondence shows, Chris was not bothered by her lack of faith and [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|continued to pursue her]]. However, in his later, revised [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid]] account, he states (to the surprise of nobody) that he would be willing to date an atheist if it meant he had a chance at some [[Chris and sex|hanky panky]].

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Angelica Rosechu]]
*[[Dreams]]
*[[Christmas]]
*[[Christian's name change|GodBear]]
*[[Grace Baptist Church]]
*[[Messiah complex]]
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]

==External links==
*[http://store.engrish.com/products/god-jesus-t-shirt Buy your own GodJesus T-shirt here]
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