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<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Youtubehacked.jpg|thumb|Chris's original YouTube channel, after it was hacked.]]<br /> [[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb||right|Chris commenting on a video thinking it was meant for him.]]<br /> '''YouTube''' is the primary arena in the online world of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], who has occasionally called it &quot;the YouTube.&quot; Although his website may get hacked and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] might crash and [[110mb]] will suck balls, YouTube.com is always up and operational, and Chris is always producing new videos and reacting to the videos of his [[trolls|friends]] and [[trolls|enemies]].<br /> <br /> YouTube is Chris's preferred means of contacting people. Sometimes he posts videos addressing single individuals who live within driving distance of his house. As of [[2009]], Chris is dubious of email and other text-based forms of communication, having been burned by alleged [[sweetheart]]s who turned out to have [[pickle]]s. In order to satisfy his ever-inflating ego, he searches videos labeled &quot;Chris-chan&quot;.<br /> <br /> Chris records all his wacky videos antics with his [[PSEye]] (he refuses to turn on the goddamn lights, hence the low quality of his videos). The videos he wants the world to see end up on YouTube. The videos he reconsiders and deletes also end up on YouTube. The videos he sends privately to trusted [[gal pal]]s wind up on YouTube. The videos he makes depicting himself in the nude usually get taken down from YouTube, but that's what SlutLoad is for. A high priority among the internet bullies is to archive every video Chris has ever made, which is fairly challenging since Chris will often DELETE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING when he thinks he's embarrassed himself or left himself open to attack. <br /> <br /> Luckily [[Arjen Van Dierten]] archived them on his YouTube account for prosperity of future lulz. As he has retired from this duty, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] (and several unrelated YouTubers) save Chris's video-encased faggotry for future generations. <br /> <br /> ==Chris's YouTube accounts==<br /> <br /> ===Sonichu ([[May 2007]] - [[September 2008]])===<br /> <br /> Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL YouTube account was [http://www.youtube.com/user/Sonichu Sonichu], created on 08 May 2007. The account originally served to host the trailer for his [[DVD]], his Future Message, and the clips of himself on the evening news. Following his discovery of the ED page in [[November 2007]], Chris began using the account to post videos arguing against ED's Laughs Under Lucricities, and by [[August 2008]] it had become the base of operations for his war against all of ED. The Sonichu account was hacked during a massive ED counteroffensive on September 11; Chris deleted the account, apparently hoping to escape from the trolls under a new username.<br /> <br /> ===[http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789] ([[September 2008]] - [[March 2009]])===<br /> <br /> Chris created CChan6789 on 18 September 2008, and abandoned it on 30 March 2009. This account saw many of the most famous and classic Chris-chan moments, including him [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] and [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|raging at Clyde Cash for the first time]]. Amazingly, CChan6789 remains open with several videos still intact.<br /> <br /> ===CChanSonichu ([[April 2009]] - [[July 2009]])===<br /> <br /> Although Chris abandoned CChan6789 with the intent of preventing the trolls from having new footage to mock him with, Chris returned with [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu CChanSonichu] on 09 April 2009. This account saw even more classic Chris moments, such as [[I Got A Fish]] and him [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|admitting to drinking his jizz]]. The account was hacked on 05 June 2009, although Chris subsequently regained access and posted [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting and threatening videos]] which caused the account to be suspended on 11 July.<br /> <br /> ===IBAChandler ([[July 2009]] - [[August 2009]])===<br /> <br /> Rather than attempt to reactivate CChanSonichu or simply reuse CChan6789, Chris immediately created [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAChandler IBAChandler] on 11 July 2009. This new username confused many faggots, requiring Chris to slowly explain thousands of times that &quot;IBAChandler&quot; is a pun meaning &quot;I be a Chandler,&quot; as in &quot;I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers.&quot;<br /> <br /> Chris's initial use of the IBAChandler account was to post a video with his new look, claiming he was and had always been a troll posing as an autistic manchild. This resulted in the narrative that the owner of IBAChandler was an impostor named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], and that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] was in fact the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> <br /> ===[http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler] ([[August 2009]] - present)===<br /> <br /> To dispel the claims he's Ian Brandon Anderson, Chris made a new account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler], which makes it clear (or so he believes) that he is Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> <br /> Of course, that's what Ian Brandon Anderson would have you think.<br /> <br /> ===[http://www.youtube.com/user/ClydeGreggCashMays ClydeGreggCashMays] ([[October 2009]] - [[November 2009]]) ===<br /> <br /> Apparently very vaguely aware that YouTube accounts that are used for blackmailing people tend to get shut down, Chris created this account to post his blackmail videos of Clyde Cash, so that in the unlikely event of YouTube noticing his repulsive activities, his main account won't get shut down.<br /> <br /> It is very possible that YouTube terms of service don't work this way. But what do we know? We've only read the terms of service, not Chris's mind. <br /> <br /> ==Other notable YouTube accounts==<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivian's home of the audiobooks]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCWCvilleLibrary The CWCville Library] <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC The real Christian Weston Chandler]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris's websites]]<br /> [[Category:Websites]]</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=YouTube&diff=68974 2010-02-12T00:06:54Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Youtubehacked.jpg|thumb|Chris's original YouTube channel, after it was hacked.]]<br /> [[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb||right|Chris commenting on a video thinking it was meant for him.]]<br /> '''YouTube''' is the primary arena in the online world of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], who has occasionally called it &quot;the YouTube.&quot; Although his website may get hacked and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] might crash and [[110mb]] will suck balls, YouTube.com is always up and operational, and Chris is always producing new videos and reacting to the videos of his [[trolls|friends]] and [[trolls|enemies]].<br /> <br /> YouTube is Chris's preferred means of contacting people. Sometimes he posts videos addressing single individuals who live within driving distance of his house. As of [[2009]], Chris is dubious of email and other text-based forms of communication, having been burned by alleged [[sweetheart]]s who turned out to have [[pickle]]s. In order to satisfy his ever-inflating ego, he searches videos labeled &quot;Chris-chan&quot;.<br /> <br /> Chris records all his wacky videos antics with his [[PSEye]] (he refuses to turn on the goddamn lights, hence the low quality of his videos). The videos he wants the world to see end up on YouTube. The videos he reconsiders and deletes also end up on YouTube. The videos he sends privately to trusted [[gal pal]]s wind up on YouTube. The videos he makes depicting himself in the nude usually get taken down from YouTube, but that's what SlutLoad is for. A high priority among the internet bullies is to archive every video Chris has ever made, which is fairly challenging since Chris will often DELETE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING when he thinks he's embarrassed himself or left himself open to attack. <br /> <br /> Luckily [[Arjen Van Dierten]] archived them on his YouTube account for prosperity of future lulz. As he has retired from this duty, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] (and several unrelated YouTubers) save Chris's video-encased faggotry for future generations. <br /> <br /> ==Chris's YouTube accounts==<br /> <br /> ===Sonichu ([[May 2007]] - [[September 2008]])===<br /> <br /> Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL YouTube account was [http://www.youtube.com/user/Sonichu Sonichu], created on 08 May 2007. The account originally served to host the trailer for his [[DVD]], his Future Message, and the clips of himself on the evening news. Following his discovery of the ED page in [[November 2007]], Chris began using the account to post videos arguing against ED's Laughs Under Lucricities, and by [[August 2008]] it had become the base of operations for his war against all of ED. The Sonichu account was hacked during a massive ED counteroffensive on September 11; Chris deleted the account, apparently hoping to escape from the trolls under a new username.<br /> <br /> ===[http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789] ([[September 2008]] - [[March 2009]])===<br /> <br /> Chris created CChan6789 on 18 September 2008, and abandoned it on 30 March 2009. This account saw many of the most famous and classic Chris-chan moments, including him [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] and [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|raging at Clyde Cash for the first time]]. Amazingly, CChan6789 remains open with several videos still intact.<br /> <br /> ===CChanSonichu ([[April 2009]] - [[July 2009]])===<br /> <br /> Although Chris abandoned CChan6789 with the intent of preventing the trolls from having new footage to mock him with, Chris returned with [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu CChanSonichu] on 09 April 2009. This account saw even more classic Chris moments, such as [[I Got A Fish]] and him [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|admitting to drinking his jizz]]. The account was hacked on 05 June 2009, although Chris subsequently regained access and posted [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting and threatening videos]] which caused the account to be suspended on 11 July.<br /> <br /> ===IBAChandler ([[July 2009]] - [[August 2009]])===<br /> <br /> Rather than attempt to reactivate CChanSonichu or simply reuse CChan6789, Chris immediately created [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAChandler IBAChandler] on 11 July 2009. This new username confused many faggots, requiring Chris to slowly explain thousands of times that &quot;IBAChandler&quot; is a pun meaning &quot;I be a Chandler,&quot; as in &quot;I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers.&quot;<br /> <br /> Chris's initial use of the IBAChandler account was to post a video with his new look, claiming he was and had always been a troll posing as an autistic manchild. This resulted in the narrative that the owner of IBAChandler was an impostor named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], and that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] was in fact the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> <br /> ===[http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler] ([[August 2009]] - present)===<br /> <br /> To dispel the claims he's Ian Brandon Anderson, Chris made a new account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler], which makes it clear (or so he believes) that he is Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> <br /> Of course, that's what Ian Brandon Anderson would have you think.<br /> <br /> ===[http://www.youtube.com/user/ClydeGreggCashMays ClydeGreggCashMays] (October 2009 - November 2009) ===<br /> <br /> Apparently very vaguely aware that YouTube accounts that are used for blackmailing people tend to get shut down, Chris created this account to post his blackmail videos of Clyde Cash, so that in the unlikely event of YouTube noticing his repulsive activities, his main account won't get shut down.<br /> <br /> It is very possible that YouTube terms of service don't work this way. But what do we know? We've only read the terms of service, not Chris's mind. <br /> <br /> ==Other notable YouTube accounts==<br /> <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivian's home of the audiobooks]<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCWCvilleLibrary The CWCville Library] <br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC The real Christian Weston Chandler]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris's websites]]<br /> [[Category:Websites]]</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=February_2010&diff=68972 2010-02-11T23:22:33Z

<p>CWCAttack: Should Chris and copyright be the article of the now?</p> <hr /> <div>==Events of February 2010==<br /> <br /> [[Image:Irony.png|thumb|right|Oh, the irony.]]<br /> * 1 February - The SysOp uploads [[Mailbag 52]], Chris answers [[Mailbag 51]] and Chris uploads a [[CWC_address_to_Royal_Board|new video]] addressing the &quot;Royal Board of Certification&quot; in London then uploads [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|another video]] Curse-ye-ha-me-haing Mao for his Asperchu ads and then then [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologizes to Alec and Evan]], but not Mao or Sean.<br /> * 2 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 53]]. Chris uses his [[CWC Blog|blog]] to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads.<br /> * 3 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 54]]. <br /> * 4 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 55]], in which Chris gets a conditional date offer from a deceased porn star. <br /> * 5 February - Chris uploads a [[5 February 2010|pair of videos]] in which he assures YouTube that he is alive, offers to kill off [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]], and talks about rape and hamsters.<br /> * 6 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;action=edit The CWCipedia is locked to edits] due to a cease and desist regarding [[Simonla Rosechu]].<br /> *9 February - CWCipedia is wiped out.<br /> * 9 February - Chris makes a video about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have [[9 February 2010|destroyed the undestroyable.]]<br /> * 9 February - Mao leaks [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|seven phone conversations]] between Alec and Chris.<br /> * 11 February - Chris once again makes a scene in Family Guy when [[Meg Griffin]] is a hot chick the featured video on his [[Youtube]] page, but is taken down due to a [[copyright]] claim from Twentieth Century Fox.<br /> {{protip|If you're adding new events, be sure to add them to [[:Template:Da update|da update]] if they are not there already.}}<br /> <br /> {{timeline}}</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Irony.png&diff=68971 2010-02-11T23:20:31Z

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CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=February_2010&diff=68970 2010-02-11T23:16:41Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>==Events of February 2010==<br /> <br /> * 1 February - The SysOp uploads [[Mailbag 52]], Chris answers [[Mailbag 51]] and Chris uploads a [[CWC_address_to_Royal_Board|new video]] addressing the &quot;Royal Board of Certification&quot; in London then uploads [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|another video]] Curse-ye-ha-me-haing Mao for his Asperchu ads and then then [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologizes to Alec and Evan]], but not Mao or Sean.<br /> * 2 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 53]]. Chris uses his [[CWC Blog|blog]] to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads.<br /> * 3 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 54]]. <br /> * 4 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 55]], in which Chris gets a conditional date offer from a deceased porn star. <br /> * 5 February - Chris uploads a [[5 February 2010|pair of videos]] in which he assures YouTube that he is alive, offers to kill off [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]], and talks about rape and hamsters.<br /> * 6 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;action=edit The CWCipedia is locked to edits] due to a cease and desist regarding [[Simonla Rosechu]].<br /> *9 February - CWCipedia is wiped out.<br /> * 9 February - Chris makes a video about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have [[9 February 2010|destroyed the undestroyable.]]<br /> * 9 February - Mao leaks [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|seven phone conversations]] between Alec and Chris.<br /> * 11 February - Chris once again makes a scene in Family Guy when [[Meg Griffin]] is a hot chick the featured video on his [[Youtube]] page, but is taken down due to a [[copyright]] claim from Twentieth Century Fox.<br /> {{protip|If you're adding new events, be sure to add them to [[:Template:Da update|da update]] if they are not there already.}}<br /> <br /> {{timeline}}</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=68969 2010-02-11T23:13:05Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> * 11 February - Chris once again makes a scene in Family Guy when [[Meg Griffin]] is a hot chick the featured video on his [[Youtube]] page, but is taken down due to a [[copyright]] claim from Twentieth Century Fox.<br /> * 9 February - Mao leaks [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|seven phone conversations]] between Alec and Chris.<br /> * 9 February - Chris makes a [[9 February 2010|video]] about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have [[Simonchu|destroyed the undestroyable.]]<br /> * 9 February - CWCipedia is wiped out.<br /> * 6 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;action=edit The CWCipedia is locked to edits] due to a cease and desist regarding Simonla Rosechu.<br /> * 5 February - Chris assures YouTube that he is [[5 February 2010|alive]], and talks about [[rape]] and hamsters.<br /> <br /> ('''[[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|more...]]''')<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;[[Category: Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=February_2010&diff=68968 2010-02-11T23:12:55Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>==Events of February 2010==<br /> <br /> * 1 February - The SysOp uploads [[Mailbag 52]], Chris answers [[Mailbag 51]] and Chris uploads a [[CWC_address_to_Royal_Board|new video]] addressing the &quot;Royal Board of Certification&quot; in London then uploads [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|another video]] Curse-ye-ha-me-haing Mao for his Asperchu ads and then then [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologizes to Alec and Evan]], but not Mao or Sean. That bastard! <br /> * 2 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 53]]. Chris uses his [[CWC Blog|blog]] to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads.<br /> * 3 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 54]]. <br /> * 4 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 55]], in which Chris gets a conditional date offer from a deceased porn star. <br /> * 5 February - Chris uploads a [[5 February 2010|pair of videos]] in which he assures YouTube that he is alive, offers to kill off [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]], and talks about rape and hamsters.<br /> * 6 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;action=edit The CWCipedia is locked to edits] due to a cease and desist regarding [[Simonla Rosechu]].<br /> *9 February - CWCipedia is wiped out.<br /> * 9 February - Chris makes a video about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have [[9 February 2010|destroyed the undestroyable.]]<br /> * 9 February - Mao leaks [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|seven phone conversations]] between Alec and Chris.<br /> {{protip|If you're adding new events, be sure to add them to [[:Template:Da update|da update]] or [[:Template:CWCipediaTracker|CWCipedia Tracker]] (for [[CWCipedia]] related updates) if they are not there already (and vice versa).}}<br /> * 11 February - Chris once again makes a scene in Family Guy when [[Meg Griffin]] is a hot chick the featured video on his [[Youtube]] page, but is taken down due to a [[copyright]] claim from Twentieth Century Fox.<br /> <br /> {{timeline}}</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=68967 2010-02-11T23:10:24Z

<p>CWCAttack: Not a lot going on, but I think this is kind of important--and ironic.</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> * 11 February - Chris once again makes a scene in Family Guy when [[Meg Griffin]] is a hot chick the featured video on his [[Youtube]] page, but is taken down due to a [[copyright]] claim.<br /> * 9 February - Mao leaks [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|seven phone conversations]] between Alec and Chris.<br /> * 9 February - Chris makes a [[9 February 2010|video]] about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have [[Simonchu|destroyed the undestroyable.]]<br /> * 9 February - CWCipedia is wiped out.<br /> * 6 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;action=edit The CWCipedia is locked to edits] due to a cease and desist regarding Simonla Rosechu.<br /> * 5 February - Chris assures YouTube that he is [[5 February 2010|alive]], and talks about [[rape]] and hamsters.<br /> * 2 February - Chris uses his [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Captain%27s_Log blog] to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads.<br /> * 1 February - Chris edits his bio of [[Simonla Rosechu]] to state that [[lie|the character was created from scratch, based on no prior concept designs whatsoever]]. <br /> * 1 February - Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|fires off another Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]], then apologizes to [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|Alec and Evan]], but not Mao or Sean. That bastard!<br /> * 1 February - Chris answers [[Mailbag 51]], in which he blames the FCC for Sonichu being unsuitable for children.<br /> * 1 February - Chris uploads a [[CWC address to Royal Board|new video]] addressing the &quot;Royal Board of Certification&quot; in London.<br /> <br /> ('''[[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|more...]]''')<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;[[Category: Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=68966 2010-02-11T23:09:19Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> * 11 February - Chris once again makes a scene in Family Guy when [[Meg Griffin]] is a hot chick the featured video on his page, but is taken down due to a [[copyright]] claim.<br /> * 9 February - Mao leaks [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|seven phone conversations]] between Alec and Chris.<br /> * 9 February - Chris makes a [[9 February 2010|video]] about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have [[Simonchu|destroyed the undestroyable.]]<br /> * 9 February - CWCipedia is wiped out.<br /> * 6 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;action=edit The CWCipedia is locked to edits] due to a cease and desist regarding Simonla Rosechu.<br /> * 5 February - Chris assures YouTube that he is [[5 February 2010|alive]], and talks about [[rape]] and hamsters.<br /> * 2 February - Chris uses his [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Captain%27s_Log blog] to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads.<br /> * 1 February - Chris edits his bio of [[Simonla Rosechu]] to state that [[lie|the character was created from scratch, based on no prior concept designs whatsoever]]. <br /> * 1 February - Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|fires off another Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]], then apologizes to [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|Alec and Evan]], but not Mao or Sean. That bastard!<br /> * 1 February - Chris answers [[Mailbag 51]], in which he blames the FCC for Sonichu being unsuitable for children.<br /> * 1 February - Chris uploads a [[CWC address to Royal Board|new video]] addressing the &quot;Royal Board of Certification&quot; in London.<br /> <br /> ('''[[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|more...]]''')<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;[[Category: Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:MoarLurk&diff=68840 2010-02-11T03:38:28Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>Hi. I rolled back your edits on [[Wild Sonichu]] because I really don't think such an analysis can be backed up or justified. If we start putting Freudian analysis into everything, this place could get a little mucked up. Try to stick with broad/general speculations or more concrete examples. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==Chris and his psyche==<br /> <br /> I think you're probably right about all that psycho-analysis on your talk page. <br /> <br /> Does it merit an article? [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I figure that we could do a Chris and Authority article and maybe add some of my speculations to the Patti article.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Chris and authority is big one actually, I'm surprised it isn't around here. I might get on it at some point tonight. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:46, 7 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*If I remember clearly, I have nuked &quot;Chris and authority&quot; because it sucked hard. Feel free to resurrect it if you can make it better. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:40, 7 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Moarlurk, I'll let you get going on it- I'm not sure where to start with it...I'll certainly contrib though.[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:03, 8 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Observation: Koopa/Bowser==<br /> I noticed your confusion over how Bob kept calling Bowser &quot;Koopa&quot;. Actually, that's not uncommon. Bowser's title has always been &quot;King of the Koopas&quot;, but the name &quot;Koopa&quot; was more prevalent in the Mario cartoons (Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World) for some unknown reason. As well, I think Bowser's also been referred to as &quot;Bowser Koopa&quot; like how Princess Peach is now &quot;Peach Toadstool&quot;. My guess is that Bob had seen some of the Mario cartoons in the past and (somehow) remembers the name Koopa more than Bowser.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:29, 11 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> * In the Japanese version of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Bowser's name was Koopa. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:38, 11 February 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:CWCAttack&diff=68470 2010-02-10T03:35:36Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:CWCipedia Introduction.jpg|thumb|right|RIP, CWCipedia 2009-2010 You're in a better place now.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|A CWCDefense is a [[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==Also Known As==<br /> <br /> Marco in [[Asperpedia]].<br /> <br /> ==In His Own Words==<br /> <br /> I think [[User:Evang|Evan]] is a pretty cool guy. Eh supports [[homos]] and doesn't afraid of anything.<br /> <br /> That DAMN, DIRTY IMPOSTOR [[User:CWCattack|'''CWC&lt;u&gt;a&lt;/u&gt;ttack''']] WISHES HE WERE ME!<br /> <br /> ==Ten Reasons Why Sonichu Sucks==<br /> <br /> 1) Because Sonichu Comics are UN-Original.<br /> <br /> 2) Chris admits he got HIS ideas from SEGA AND NINTENDO'S Characters and Comics and Video Games (and a lot, lot more other sources).<br /> <br /> 3) Sonichu has been around for ALMOST Ten Years Now; Asperchu has been around only a few months and gaining more praise than Sonichu's ever had.<br /> <br /> 4) Chris doesn't draw gore, and he rarely draws nudity or references, but he writes them in in great detail so you are still very likely to feel queasy in comparison.<br /> <br /> 5) It is a Straight-Oriented Comic Series.<br /> <br /> 6) All of the events around CHRIS were based and twisted from His Real-Life Expierences.<br /> <br /> 7) He claims to have suffered more than Alec has as an individual in life.<br /> <br /> 8) He uses excuses about working a lot harder in life to cope with those trials and rightful punishments.<br /> <br /> 9) The comic pages are ALL Poorly Hand-Drawn; the text gets fixed in Comic Sans for better reading, but the structure of the comic itself doesn't help it much.<br /> <br /> 10) He's had way over a million trolls worldwide since he went online in before 2000.<br /> <br /> ==Medals==<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> <br /> ==Notable Contributions==<br /> * [[Down with asperchu|Down With Asperchu!!!]] (Minus the Transcript)<br /> <br /> * Taking off a random news article in [[January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * Retexting epic tard scream in [[12 January 2010#Part 2|12 January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * The [[Death threats#Alec Benson Leary section|Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Death threats]] with the cooperation of [[User:Blazer|Blazer]] (See, I ain't a [[Chris and his ego|narcissist]]).<br /> <br /> * The [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg REAL Tail of Rosechu] file for the [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|Transgenderism]] article in [[Rosechu]] with the cooperation of [[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]].<br /> <br /> ==To Do List==<br /> <br /> * Add &quot;Health&quot; and/or &quot;Ego&quot; topics in [[Chris and hypocrisy]].</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCipedia&diff=68279 2010-02-09T04:12:16Z

<p>CWCAttack: CWCipedia's gone for good!</p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> {{protip|CWCipedia is for Chris only. Don't ask for an account or whine about how you can't edit. Also, incorporate stuff from CWCipedia into CWCki to get the high score!!}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCipedia Introduction.jpg|thumb|right|Chris proudly claims the CWCipedia in the name of [[CWCville]]]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Abandon hope all ye who enter here.|From Dante's Divine Comedy, eerily summing up CWCipedia}}<br /> <br /> <br /> '''CWCipedia''' (not to be confused with the [[CWCki]]) is a wiki set up by the great leader [[Cogsdev]] for the sole use of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], as a sort of personal Wiki as opposed to Chris vandalizing the CWCki with his bullshit. Furthermore, it is designed to allow Chris to &quot;get the truth out&quot; as he so desired to do on [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|his Wikipedia profile]]. It has been up and running since [[June 2009]].<br /> <br /> Since its inception, Chris has more or less treated the page as free web hosting, a place to put his comics without having to pay for the resulting bandwidth use. Of course, Chris, being a lazy, [[Autistic|retarded]], manchild fuckface, still managed to fuck it up from time to time, even with a Sysop holding his hand.<br /> <br /> CWCipedia also serves as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in that it strives to create a platform that even an autistic manchild/lazy fuck can easily use.<br /> <br /> Chris has a tendency to let his mind wander while typing up his entries. For example, in his [[Sonichu]] article he ends up going off on a rant explaining what had happened to [[Kel]] (even though it didn't involve Sonichu at all), and the fact that Chris himself is the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon gym. This leads into Chris describing his supposed gym at length, what Pokémon he has in his team, and his collection of Pokémon in the game (in addition to their level and how he had levelled them). This somehow leads to a fantastically retarded idea for a Pokémon game system that's basically just the holographic projectors from [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], except with Pokémon. After all of that dumbfuckery he gets back to talking about Sonichu again.<br /> <br /> ==The early days==<br /> Several months after Chris began using the wiki proceeded without incident. He was able to display his comics and music, share more details of his personal life, reveal more background information about the world of CWCville, and shout his bizarre homophobic rantings from the virtual rooftops in peace. The administrators of the site remained a silent, benevolent force behind the scenes.<br /> <br /> Towards the end of 2009, this would change.<br /> <br /> ==CWCipedia Advertisements==<br /> [[Image:Untitled.png|thumb|100px|left|Ensuring that Chris sees them EVERY TIME he visits.]]<br /> [[Image:NewCWCipediaFrontpage.jpg|thumb|Chris's revised frontpage]]<br /> As 2009 came to a close, CWCipedia's operators ran into financial trouble keeping the site in the black, given the many hits it gets on a daily basis and the profusion of large files held on its servers. To help keep the site up and running for its TRUE and LOYAL [[fans]], the Sysop that maintains the website for Chris turned to selling advertising space on the site. Keep in mind that these ads are all randomly generated by metadata created by Chris and the people browsing his site, not special hand-crafted ads made by [[trolls]]. Due to the somewhat complicated laws of the jurisdiction in which the servers reside, ads may only be purchased from within the European Union.<br /> <br /> Chris makes '''NO''' money from the advertisement revenue. All of it goes to keeping CWCipedia up and running. <br /> <br /> Chris responded to these ads with a few complaints to the admin and [[Jack Thaddeus]], who has so far been the only donor who has delivered over €1000, qualifying him to create custom advertisements on the site. [[CWC Blog#7 December 2009|In a blog post]], Chris hoped that ''someone'' within the EU would be able to step up and donate so much money that they'd not only qualify for custom ads, but help to ''remove'' the homoerotic ads that appeared on the site (even though most online advertisers give ''no'' such heavy-handed preferential treatment to premium advertisers, and indeed, no such stated policy exists in CWCipedia either). Even though it may be tempting for some European fans, the appeal of this opportunity seems limited. You can buy a [[PS3]] for you ''and'' your friend with €1000. Or buy three [[Hex Bawx|Hex-Boxes]]. Or four Wiis. Who ''would'' pass up such an opportunity?<br /> <br /> On 27 December 2009, the ad space, which was previously at the very bottom of CWCipedia's navbar on the left side of the page, was moved to the very top of the navbar. Another ad appeared on Chris's main page beside the logo. On 28 December, Chris flipped out and replaced it with an ad for the his beloved [[My Coke Rewards]] program. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu#Do_NOT_tamper_with_the_advertisements The Sysop], however, scolded Chris, telling him that ''he'' had no control over the ads.<br /> <br /> On 30 December 2009 Chris, unable to change the now-protected main page, lashed out the only way he could, by adding a block of text to the bottom of his (already hideously ugly) front page image, declaring that no ads were allowed on that page. In the message he said that he would not remove this block of text until the offending ads were removed from the main page. To put this in perspective, Chris ''defaced his own website'' in an attempt to get someone else to stop advertising on it. You can guess how well that worked.<br /> <br /> On 2 January 2010, Chris began cluttering the website with his ads again, shilling for [[CWC Cola|Coca-Cola]], [[Wild Sonichu|Avatar]] and [[It's UGH!|Proposition 8]]. He took his self-bestowed title of [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Captain]] to an absolute extreme, posting the following message to CWCipedia: <br /> {{quote| I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another [[Mailbag]] or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so [[Chris and his Ego|as Captain of this website vessel]].<br /> '''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''}}<br /> <br /> Additionally, Chris posted the following message to his [[Twitter]]:<br /> {{quote|C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and [[Chris and Anger|Mutiny will not be tolerated.]] Stay Safe, and have a good day.}}<br /> <br /> As to whether or not [[Cogsdev|Cogs]] and [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]] will receive forty lashes less one for their inevitable insubordination, Chris has no comment.<br /> <br /> Due to gay porn ads on the CWCipedia, on 01 [[February 2010]] Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|unleashed]] a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] upon Mao &quot;Bamboo&quot; Ling, after which he &quot;[[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologized]]&quot; to Alec and [[Evan]].<br /> <br /> {{collapsible<br /> |CWCipedia advertisement gallery. ''Note: The captions in this gallery are the alt text and links for the ads.''<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:CWCipediaAudiobookAd.jpg|[http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#g/c/4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1 Watch the newest audiobooks here!]<br /> Image:CWCipediaAutismAd.jpg|[http://www.aspergerfoundation.org.uk/ Asperger's Syndrome is a serious condition. Get the Facts.]<br /> Image:CWCipediaVlasicAd.jpg|[http://www.vlasic.com/ Taste the Juicy Crunch!]<br /> Image:CWCipediaGayRightsAd.jpg|[http://gayrights.change.org/ Support Family Guys everywhere!]<br /> Image:CWCipediaMexicoAd.jpg|[http://mexico-travel.com/ Discover the facinating world of Mexico]<br /> Image:AxeAd1.png|We all know how [[homos|manly]] [[Axe]] is.<br /> Image:AxeAd2.jpg|In stores now!<br /> Image:Beepboop.png|[http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2571589/ PollDaddy Answers Poll]<br /> Image:DateThree.png|[http://www.lotsofloves.com/ Quit playing the waiting game!]<br /> Image:DebtConsolidation.gif|A [[Chris and money| Chris and his money]] are soon parted<br /> Image:DicksSporting.png|[http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/home/index.jsp No Joke]<br /> Image:Diversity.png|But [[niggos|&quot;No Darkies&quot;]]<br /> Image:DuckPreservationSociety.png|[http://www.woodducksociety.com/ You should always take good care of your duck!]<br /> Image:Eyesight.png|Plus, if you go blind, you can't enjoy shirtless men.<br /> Image:Fkinglie.png<br /> Image:GayAutismCure.jpg|Get yours today!<br /> Image:GayAutisticSingles.jpg|The man of your dreams could be living next door!<br /> Image:GayAutisticSon.jpg|I bet Chris [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes|Could.]] [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|Twice]].<br /> Image:GayDrawing1.png|[[Sonichu (comic)|Case in point.]]<br /> Image:GayDrawing2.png|You know what sounds like [[Autism|artistic]]?<br /> Image:GayForGod.png|[[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] Approves.<br /> Image:GayOtakuSexClub.jpg|Can I bring my [[Anime Wings]]?<br /> Image:GayPokemonDVDs.png|That's digusting! Get a [[Muscle bra]] and cover up!<br /> Image:GLISTENINGHALF-NAKEDBLACKMEN.jpg|This one is my favorite.<br /> Image:Heavenlyreward.png|After you die, you get your [[Semen#Comeuppance|Comeuppance]].<br /> Image:HEXBAWKSad.png|A [[Hex Bawx|&quot;Life upgrade&quot;]].<br /> Image:HGwait4u1.png|He's already a [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|fan]]<br /> Image:HGwait4u2.png|AUTISM HOOOOOOU~<br /> Image:Hitlerpedia.png|[http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/bill_of_rights.html Bill of Rights]<br /> Image:HOTTHROBBINGGAYCOCKjpg.jpg|Cumming to butts near you.<br /> Image:JoinTheNavy.gif|[http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-425.html/ DON'T ASK DON'T TELL]<br /> Image:JustGuys.png|There's nothing wrong with [[High_school#Social_life|only hanging out with one gender]]<br /> Image:Knight.png<br /> Image:PlayNow.png<br /> Image:Kool-Aid.png|It's recommended by 9 out of 10 High Functioning Autistics<br /> Image:LearnAboutIslam.png|Chris has lots of [[mailbag|fans in the middle east]]<br /> Image:Lipitor.png|Better [[Chris and health|stop taking it]] before it makes you [[homos|gay]]<br /> Image:Mystery pic.png|Can you identify our mystery penis?<br /> Image:Naivewater.png|[[Naïve|It's not what you think it is]]<br /> Image:OK2BGay.png|[http://okaytobegay.blogspot.com/ There's a big difference between bending down and kneeling over]<br /> Image:OxieCleanAd.gif|GETS OUT AUTISM, FAST! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!<br /> Image:PickelParty.png|Sounds promising<br /> Image:PicklePops.png|Pop a Pickle in your mouth today!<br /> Image:PKMN4HP.gif|That HP kid is a total [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spastic spaz]<br /> Image:Sexvote.png|[http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2571589/ PollDaddy Answers Poll]<br /> Image:Specialsomeone.png|They don't meet the [[Attraction Sign|requirements]]<br /> Image:This2this.png|Go from [[Obesity|THIS]] to [[Clyde Cash|THIS]]!<br /> Image:VirginiaLaw.png|[[Jerkop|I am the LAW]]<br /> Image:CWCipediaChrisLesGayAd.png|[http://www.eflgc.org.uk/ What do you mean, 'gay and Christian'? It's not possible... or is it?]<br /> <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==The Twitter Feed==<br /> {{main|Twitter}}<br /> <br /> On 25 December 2009, the WikiSysop added a live Twitter feed to the [[Mailbag|mailbag]]. This was short-lived, as on the early morning of the 27th Chris removed it in a fit of rage and added the following note:<br /> <br /> {{quote|o I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER! <br /> <br /> I DO NOT SUPPORT YOU GOD DAMN GAYS!!! I F***ING HATE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE THE MAJORITY OF TROLLS WHO MESS WITH ME AND MY LIFE!<br /> <br /> GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!<br /> <br /> NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|<br /> <br /> --ChrisChanSonichu 04:31, 27 December 2009 (CET) }}<br /> <br /> Exactly five minutes later Chris would create a special page for the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Twitter Twitter] feed, and delete the homophobic outburst quoted above. Chris would create a Twitter account for himself [[Chris and hypocrisy|the very next day]], regaling his fans with stories of him doing yardwork. The wise and magnanimous Wiki Administrator later put to the feed to the front page of CWCipedia, due to the fact that ''(ahem)'' it probably needed some wider exposure.<br /> <br /> ==CWCipedia Closed Due To A&lt;strike&gt;I&lt;/strike&gt;DS==<br /> [[Image:CWCipedia-Home-Copyright.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia as it appeared on 1/1/10]]<br /> During the last weeks of 2009, Chris became more infuriated as the gay ads continued piling up. In desperation, Chris began placing ads of his own that didn't inspire uncomfortable questions about his sexuality. The Sysop became furious at Chris's unauthorized interference and warned him that if he didn't remove the ads, serious consequences could happen.<br /> <br /> On 2 January 2010, the CWCipedia was served a cease and desist notice by [[Trolls|the Coca-Cola Company]] for its unauthorized use of their logo on the site. Thus, the Sysop was forced to close the website for a few days until the matter could be resolved. Having learned a little first-hand regarding what [[Chris and copyright|copyright law]] is all about, Chris issued an [[This_was_my_fault|apology]] on YouTube. In the video he claimed that he thought Coke would appreciate the free advertisement, but he is completely unaware that no self-respecting company would ever want their product to be associated with his [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page Website of Fail].<br /> <br /> Within a few days the site was returned to normal.<br /> <br /> ==CWCipedia Closed (For Good) Due To Theft==<br /> [[Image:Cwcipedia closed again.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia's source page as of 2/6/10]]<br /> In the early morning of 6 Feburary 2010, the CWCipedia was closed down again, this time thanks to a DMCA request from representatives of [[Evan|Evan George]]. According to the request, Chris's use of the character [[Simonla Rosechu]] on his website and in his comics infringes upon Evan's intellectual property, as Simonla is clearly a derivative of Evan's character [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]]. This was most likely triggered by Chris's announcement, [[5_February_2010|in a video from 5 February]], that he agreed to do away with Simonla and stop featuring her in his comics, but only at an unspecified &quot;later&quot; time.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Dear Sir or Madam:<br /> <br /> It has been brought to our attention that web pages at http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/ (174.142.109.139) display, without authorization, derivative works owned by Evan George.<br /> <br /> Pursuant to Title II of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA), namely, the Online Copyright Infringement Liability Act, you are hereby notified that certain copyright infringing materials are currently hosted by you in your capacity as an online service provider (OSP). This letter serves as written notification of claimed infringement. The DMCA further provides that the OSP shall fall within the safe harbor provisions of the Online Copyright Infringement Liability Act if and only if it complies with this notification procedure. Specifically, the Act states that upon obtaining knowledge or awareness of the copyright infringement, the OSP must act expeditiously to remove, or disable access to, the material. See 512(c)(1)(A)(2), (c)(1)(C).<br /> <br /> Evan has a good faith belief that the internet site found at http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/ infringes intellectual property rights by distributing derivative works as defined by 17 U.S.C. 101. Simonchu and unauthorized derivatives are produced without permission from Evan George.<br /> <br /> The unauthorized copies of copyrighted materials appearing on the websites listed herein are identified as such on Internet sites by their titles, variations thereof or depictions of associated artwork. Based on the information at its disposal on February 4th, 2010, Evan believes that the statements in this notice are accurate and correctly describe the infringing nature and status of the infringing material.|Notice posted on CWCipedia}}<br /> <br /> Three days after the CWCipedia was locked, it was completely wiped off, replaced by a link to an MMO game Dogs of the Seas.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Mailbag]]<br /> *[[CWC Blog]]<br /> *[[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]<br /> *[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]<br /> *[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]<br /> *[[:Category:Articles with matching CWCipedia articles|CWCki articles with matching CWCipedia articles]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia]<br /> *[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Recentchanges Recent Changes] - monitor Chris's latest updates<br /> *[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Special:Recentchanges&amp;feed=rss Recent Changes RSS Feed] - receive Chris's latest updates automatically<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris-chan]]<br /> [[Category:Chris's websites]]<br /> [[Category:CWCipedia]]<br /> {{Documents}}</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:CWCAttack&diff=68228 2010-02-08T23:17:00Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:RIP_Chris_Chan.JPG‎]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|A CWCDefense is a [[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==Also Known As==<br /> <br /> Marco in [[Asperpedia]].<br /> <br /> ==In His Own Words==<br /> <br /> I think [[User:Evang|Evan]] is a pretty cool guy. Eh supports [[homos]] and doesn't afraid of anything.<br /> <br /> That DAMN, DIRTY IMPOSTOR [[User:CWCattack|'''CWC&lt;u&gt;a&lt;/u&gt;ttack''']] WISHES HE WERE ME!<br /> <br /> ==Ten Reasons Why Sonichu Sucks==<br /> <br /> 1) Because Sonichu Comics are UN-Original.<br /> <br /> 2) Chris admits he got HIS ideas from SEGA AND NINTENDO'S Characters and Comics and Video Games (and a lot, lot more other sources).<br /> <br /> 3) Sonichu has been around for ALMOST Ten Years Now; Asperchu has been around only a few months and gaining more praise than Sonichu's ever had.<br /> <br /> 4) Chris doesn't draw gore, and he rarely draws nudity or references, but he writes them in in great detail so you are still very likely to feel queasy in comparison.<br /> <br /> 5) It is a Straight-Oriented Comic Series.<br /> <br /> 6) All of the events around CHRIS were based and twisted from His Real-Life Expierences.<br /> <br /> 7) He claims to have suffered more than Alec has as an individual in life.<br /> <br /> 8) He uses excuses about working a lot harder in life to cope with those trials and rightful punishments.<br /> <br /> 9) The comic pages are ALL Poorly Hand-Drawn; the text gets fixed in Comic Sans for better reading, but the structure of the comic itself doesn't help it much.<br /> <br /> 10) He's had way over a million trolls worldwide since he went online in before 2000.<br /> <br /> ==Medals==<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> <br /> ==Notable Contributions==<br /> * [[Down with asperchu|Down With Asperchu!!!]] (Minus the Transcript)<br /> <br /> * Taking off a random news article in [[January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * Retexting epic tard scream in [[12 January 2010#Part 2|12 January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * The [[Death threats#Alec Benson Leary section|Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Death threats]] with the cooperation of [[User:Blazer|Blazer]] (See, I ain't a [[Chris and his ego|narcissist]]).<br /> <br /> * The [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg REAL Tail of Rosechu] file for the [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|Transgenderism]] article in [[Rosechu]] with the cooperation of [[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]].<br /> <br /> ==To Do List==<br /> <br /> * Add &quot;Health&quot; and/or &quot;Ego&quot; topics in [[Chris and hypocrisy]].</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:I_am_Alive&diff=67896 2010-02-06T01:51:46Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>Can't wait to see if he follows through on his promise to remove Simonla. I'll admit, I wasn't expecting that to work.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:21, 5 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> &lt;s&gt;Wait, he claimed Alec held women hostage? When did he say that? Is this in a phone call that only the PVCC has access to or something?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:22, 5 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;/s&gt;<br /> :Oh, The victim Rosechus in Sonichu 10. Honestly, I've gottten to the point where I can barely read those comics. It's literally painful.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:33, 5 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> GODDAMN LOOK AT THAT HAIR. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:31, 5 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Shampoo and shower, He need to use them badly. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 23:09, 5 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Article name==<br /> Why isn't this titled &quot;I am alive?&quot; I thought the date system was only for when Chris doesn't bother to create a title.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:52, 5 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> <br /> ==shecameforcwc2.jpg==<br /> <br /> Everyone assumed there would be massive fallout and considerable tard rage over this image. Chris is not the type to keep his irritation inside or ignore a slight that irks him so as not to feed the trolls.<br /> <br /> As such, I have to assume that the image does not bother him at all. I find this at once impressive and very, very disturbing. They should have made it Bob's ass. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 23:21, 5 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> * Implications, implications. It could be possible that the Chandlers are pretty open about nudity. At least two of them are probably incapable of bathing themselves. It could also be that Chris has learned to not involve the 'rents in the world of the internet anymore, lest they cut it down. Or it might be because, unlike She Came for CWC, the ad hasn't caused any direct drama irl. His mom won't break up with him after seeing that. But yeah, Bob's ass would've at least tweaked the gay nerve. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 23:51, 5 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** My theory: he doesn't realize it's a picture of his mom. The captions insinuated that pretty heavily, but Chris can't grasp innuendo for shit, and he can't recognize likenesses either. Seems entirely possible to me that he just thought it's a picture of him getting some china off a fat bitch. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:41, 6 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> **I think then that someone should tell him. Someone should tell him and the Chandlers as well. Someone call up Snorlax and inform her that porn of her just surfaced on her son's site. She'll arrive at a conclusion involving incest, Chris will figure it out, and we'll get that tard rage filled rant we wanted. And many laughs will be had. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:51, 6 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> * According to Evan, it did in fact set him off, but all of it was behind the scenes. And he apparently tried to &quot;troll&quot; Alec by pretending to be Snorlax, so he definitely recognized her. An infodump is due soon.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:33, 6 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** Well, horrifyingly, Chris and Snorlax sound a lot alike, at least to me that is. I wonder if Chris actually noticed...nah, his [[ego]] is far too humongous. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 01:51, 6 February 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_am_Alive&diff=67812 2010-02-05T22:24:54Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>In reaction to the ads claiming that he died [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] made this video to dispell those rumors, and to [[Chris and remorse|apologize to Evan and Alec]] stating that he'd kill off Simonla and that he was [[Lie|sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement]]<br /> <br /> Note that the [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|SheCameForCWC]] parody ad with Chris and [[Barbara|his mom]] has been up for three days and he's never said one word about it, even when he noticed the other ad claiming he's dead '''right next to it'''.<br /> <br /> ==Part 1==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 02042010 - I am Alive.MOV<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|84ye0PybM1I}}<br /> | Stardate = 5 February 2010<br /> | Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Subject Matter = [[Image:Website.png]] Website<br /> | Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason<br /> | Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] Vert. Blue/Gray <br /> | previous = [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]]<br /> | next = [[5 February 2010#Part 2|One more thing...]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> C-log February 4th, 2010<br /> First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make. Don't listen to that stupid Alec and his stupid advertisements. Don't I look dead to you? No, I'm alive, safe, well, and healthy. That's for the announcements. I'll admit Alec has a sizeable fanbase, possibly greater than my own, currently. Uhh, I had--I originally had permission for using Simonchu in my comics from Evan, but then he took it away. Simonla was not mine, so I'm giving it back to him by killing her later. Uhh...I admit editing small article, I'll just delete it altogether later today--or later on. I apologize to Alec for calling him naive multiple times. And, uh, I apologize to Mao--here's a Forgiveness Blessing. Forgiveness Blessing ::shoo:: there you go. Uhh...I just been--forgive me, but I just had to dig a bunch of snow. It's snowing now. My car's stuck. And I apologize to Alec for--for taking Asperchu and his--rec--and his recreated characters for re-editing and whatnot. A comic pa--There'll be a page later explaining all that. There's another apology I made to him earlier about pretending my mother...hmm. I apologize for accusing him for female entrapment and..uh...rumors about rape. It was never meant to be rape. It was just like you know...he had to--he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham--giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. You don't rape a hamster. And I had no excuse for not updating on some days, but real life just happens, though. That's my only excuse. Real life, other than that, I have no excuse. And uh, I apologize for disrespect in the mailbags and belating updates. Yeah, so with that. I'll leave you all with that, and I'm alive, safe, well. Okay, have a good day.<br /> <br /> ==Part 2==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Part 2<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|GPENY0rE3Hs}}<br /> | Stardate = 5 February 2010<br /> | Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Subject Matter = [[Image:Website.png]] Website<br /> | Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason<br /> | Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] Horizontal blue/gray<br /> | previous = [[5 February 2010#Part 1|I am Alive]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> Oh, and one more thing. I'll admit that I was trolled Alec in the sense like I was trolled before and I apologize for that. I didn't want to leave that detail out. I trolled Alec, and I apologize for that, and I will not troll him anymore. Okay.<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]]|nextlink=Present|}}<br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> {{Captain's Log}}</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_am_Alive&diff=67802 2010-02-05T22:17:55Z

<p>CWCAttack: Beginning description wanted.</p> <hr /> <div>In reaction to the ads claiming that he died [[Chrischan Weston Chandler|Chris]] made this video to dispell those rumors, and to [[Chris and remorse|apologize to Evan and Alec]] stating that he'd [[Lie|kill of Simonla]] and that he was [[Lie|sorry for claiming that Alec keeps women captive in his basement]]<br /> <br /> ==Part 1==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 02042010 - I am Alive.MOV<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|84ye0PybM1I}}<br /> | Stardate = 5 February 2010<br /> | Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Subject Matter = [[Image:Website.png]] Website<br /> | Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason<br /> | Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] Vert. Blue/Gray <br /> | previous = [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]]<br /> | next = [[5 February 2010#Part 2|One more thing...]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> C-log February 4th, 2010<br /> First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make. Don't listen to that stupid Alec and his stupid advertisements. Don't I look dead to you? No, I'm alive, safe, well, and healthy. That's for the announcements. I'll admit Alec has a sizeable fanbase, possibly greater than my own, currently. Uhh, I had--I originally had permission for using Simonchu in my comics from Evan, but then he took it away. Simonla was not mine, so I'm giving it back to him by killing her later. Uhh...I admit editing small article, I'll just delete it altogether later today--or later on. I apologize to Alec for calling him naive multiple times. And, uh, I apologize to Mao--here's a Forgiveness Blessing. Forgiveness Blessing ::shoo:: there you go. Uhh...I just been--forgive me, but I just had to dig a bunch of snow. It's snowing now. My car's stuck. And I apologize to Alec for--for taking Asperchu and his--rec--and his recreated characters for re-editing and whatnot. A comic pa--There'll be a page later explaining all that. There's another apology I made to him earlier about pretending my mother...hmm. I apologize for accusing him for female entrapment and..uh...rumors about rape. It was never meant to be rape. It was just like you know...he had to--he had those four Rosechus in his basement. Kept 'em in cages. Treated them like hamsters. Ham--giant hamster wheel. Water bottle. Food pellets. No rape. Just hamsters. You don't rape a hamster. And I had no excuse for not updating on some days, but real life just happens, though. That's my only excuse. Real life, other than that, I have no excuse. And uh, I apologize for disrespect in the mailbags and belating updates. Yeah, so with that. I'll leave you all with that, and I'm alive, safe, well. Okay, have a good day.<br /> <br /> ==Part 2==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Part 2<br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|GPENY0rE3Hs}}<br /> | Stardate = 5 February 2010<br /> | Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Subject Matter = [[Image:Website.png]] Website<br /> | Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason<br /> | Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] Horizontal blue/gray<br /> | previous = [[5 February 2010#Part 1|I am Alive]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> Oh, and one more thing. I'll admit that I was trolled Alec in the sense like I was trolled before and I apologize for that. I didn't want to leave that detail out. I trolled Alec, and I apologize for that, and I will not troll him anymore. Okay.<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]]|nextlink=Present|}}<br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> {{Captain's Log}}</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:CWCAttack&diff=67697 2010-02-05T03:41:53Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|A CWCDefense is a [[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==Also Known As==<br /> <br /> Marco in [[Asperpedia]].<br /> <br /> ==In His Own Words==<br /> <br /> I think [[User:Evang|Evan]] is a pretty cool guy. Eh supports [[homos]] and doesn't afraid of anything.<br /> <br /> That DAMN, DIRTY IMPOSTOR [[User:CWCattack|'''CWC&lt;u&gt;a&lt;/u&gt;ttack''']] WISHES HE WERE ME!<br /> <br /> ==Ten Reasons Why Sonichu Sucks==<br /> <br /> 1) Because Sonichu Comics are UN-Original.<br /> <br /> 2) Chris admits he got HIS ideas from SEGA AND NINTENDO'S Characters and Comics and Video Games (and a lot, lot more other sources).<br /> <br /> 3) Sonichu has been around for ALMOST Ten Years Now; Asperchu has been around only a few months and gaining more praise than Sonichu's ever had.<br /> <br /> 4) Chris doesn't draw gore, and he rarely draws nudity or references, but he writes them in in great detail so you are still very likely to feel queasy in comparison.<br /> <br /> 5) It is a Straight-Oriented Comic Series.<br /> <br /> 6) All of the events around CHRIS were based and twisted from His Real-Life Expierences.<br /> <br /> 7) He claims to have suffered more than Alec has as an individual in life.<br /> <br /> 8) He uses excuses about working a lot harder in life to cope with those trials and rightful punishments.<br /> <br /> 9) The comic pages are ALL Poorly Hand-Drawn; the text gets fixed in Comic Sans for better reading, but the structure of the comic itself doesn't help it much.<br /> <br /> 10) He's had way over a million trolls worldwide since he went online in before 2000.<br /> <br /> ==Medals==<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> <br /> ==Notable Contributions==<br /> * [[Down with asperchu|Down With Asperchu!!!]] (Minus the Transcript)<br /> <br /> * Taking off a random news article in [[January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * Retexting epic tard scream in [[12 January 2010#Part 2|12 January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * The [[Death threats#Alec Benson Leary section|Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Death threats]] with the cooperation of [[User:Blazer|Blazer]] (See, I ain't a [[Chris and his ego|narcissist]]).<br /> <br /> * The [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg REAL Tail of Rosechu] file for the [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|Transgenderism]] article in [[Rosechu]] with the cooperation of [[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]].<br /> <br /> ==To Do List==<br /> <br /> * Add &quot;Health&quot; and/or &quot;Ego&quot; topics in [[Chris and hypocrisy]].</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_copyright&diff=67696 2010-02-05T03:40:02Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>== Some hints ==<br /> <br /> Great topic to cover, and undoubtedly interesting. (Especially for me, since I'm interested of intellectual property issues...)<br /> <br /> Anyway, I wrote [[User:Wwwwolf/Copyright_and_ToU_analysis|a random rambling analysis of Chris's copyright and ToU pages]] while I was high on caffeine, sugar and Halo 3. I don't know how useful it is, but should serve as inspiration to whoever wants to expand the article. I'll tackle this article too once I get a few more doses of the three aforementioned products. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 19:25, 30 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> *Seriously, this is decent stuff people. Try and incorporate some of this into the article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:13, 19 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Parody ==<br /> <br /> [[Parody]] and this seem to cover pretty much the same thing (How Sonichu is impossible, wouldn't hold up in court, etc). So should we shrink down the info parody and move it here? (why do I have such a boner for merging articles?) --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 23:29, 30 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> : Merge sounds good. Chris's lack of clue about intellectual property runs much deeper than just &quot;parody&quot;, but the talk about his &quot;parody&quot; confusions wouldn't really warrant a separate article. So let's just put it all in this article, shall we? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 23:34, 30 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> :I guess so. While I do think the page is fine as it is, a merge does sound good. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]<br /> *I think the Parody page kinda became a &quot;Chris and copyright&quot; article, so might as well have one with a proper general focus on copyright. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:15, 1 October 2009 (CEST)<br /> :Perhaps. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]<br /> * Chris seems to use the terms parody and copyright in two different manners. It's a parody when someone accuses him of stealing and it's copyrighted OC when someone parodies his creations. Therefore I think that two seperate pages cover the subject better. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 10:58, 8 October 2009 (CEST)<br /> * Parody covers why Sonichu can't be a parody, while Copyright covers how little Chris understands copyright law. They need tidying, but they can exist separately. The 'Chris' Views' section too closely resembles Parody, I think. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 20:51, 17 October 2009 (CEST)<br /> <br /> == House vids ==<br /> <br /> My memory is a bit hazy, but I remember someone mentioning somewhere that Chris (or his parents) had filed DMCA complaints on the house videos to take them down. Real or malarkey? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 13:30, 2 October 2009 (CEST)<br /> *It happened but I'm guessing it's the work of some troll and not actually Chris. If Chris actually knew how DMCA worked, he'd do the same with TheCWCvilleLibrary and have the entire archive shut down by filing copyright claims. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:26, 2 October 2009 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ==Wait wait wait...==<br /> <br /> I just swung by the ED page, and they have a fund thing for buying a copyright for the term Sonichu. I'm not saying they're actually using that money for that (it wouldn't at all be out of the realm of possibility for said donations (if there even are any) to be going into someone's pocket), or that Chris didn't look at the article and scramble to buy before they did. I'm just asking if we're certain that it was bought by Chris; and if it was what prompted him to finally get off his lazy ass and put up the money. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 22:11, 6 November 2009 (CET)<br /> : I'm taking a flying leap and assuming US Copyright Office will send some sort of copies of the documentation on the registration to the person who applies for copyright registration, so someone should ask Chris if he registered the thing and if he got any word back from the Copyright Office. Anyway, the application appears to be for &quot;electronic files&quot;, so, unless I read this horrenduously wrongly, Chris has essentially blown money on getting protection for some ''specific'' image files and their derivatives. Images created in 2000, according to the application. Let me guess, if the office was actually ''checking'' the veracity of the claims, ''something'' in this picture wouldn't stand closer scrutiny. Now, it's Chris's job to get crushed like a bug in court when he submitted erroneous claims. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 00:31, 7 November 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==What &quot;copyright&quot; means in this case==<br /> I basically made an account entirely to post this, and it'll probably be my only contribution: this &quot;copyright&quot; means roughly fuck all. You can't copyright a word. [http://www.copyright.gov/circs/circ1.pdf Check page 3 of this document.] A copyright protects individual pieces of creative work - a book or TV episode or story or single piece of art. If he copyrighted his Sonichu ''logo'' then all that does is prevents other people from using the Sonichu logo. What he's actually wanting to do here is ''trademark'' the word &quot;Sonichu,&quot; which would then prevent any other creator from bringing out products under the &quot;Sonichu&quot; name in the areas where the trademark is filed (for instance, artwork or video games or children's clothing or adult entertainment devices). I suppose this qualifies as another form of fail, doesn't it? [[User:Dr x|Dr x]] 15:52, 15 November 2009 (CET)<br /> : We don't have any idea what the heck Chris actually submitted to the copyright office, so we don't know what he actually registered. But like you say, no matter ''what'' the did here, he failed. All this means that he asserts that he made a piece of artwork in 2000, in case he sues someone or gets sued (because US copyright registration is useless unless you're in either of those scenarios - copyright itself is automatic and requires no registration). He has no trademark. He most certainly doesn't have copyright on the character, it being a derivative work and all that. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 19:32, 15 November 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==New Captain's Log==<br /> From [[CWCipedia]]&quot;<br /> {{quotebox|I will be reading and answering the current set of fanmail in the Mailbag shortly after I upload today's page 86.<br /> <br /> Considering tomorrow is Thanksgiving, I will make effort to draw 3 or 4 pages and upload them either then or Friday, depending on the time it comes to be upon completion of the goal number.<br /> <br /> Als<br /> o, I have been thinking, although all Sonichu &quot;Merchandise&quot; sold online in the past I have labeled false; I did that, because it came as a surprise to me then, I felt outraged appropriately (most everyone can relate to that; it's comparable to if Godzilla or Clover came to YOUR Metropolis and suddenly attacked your city). I realize now that even though it is still considerably Not Official, it all still is an homage to my creation. So I will make it clear to ALL those Vendors.<br /> <br /> As long as it is NOT printed copies of my books' pages, or bootlegged copies of my &quot;Christian Weston Chandler, Yep, I'm On T.V.&quot; DVD, AND As Long As I am quoted on ALL websites' and vendors' locations as Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and all of such, I, Christian Weston Chandler, approve of such merchandise from Day Forward. At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, GameStop, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etcetera and such.<br /> <br /> I have spoken, and I wish everyone a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving.<br /> <br /> --ChrisChanSonichu 02:17, 26 November 2009 (CET) }}<br /> <br /> This needs to be incorporated into this page - that pretty much Chris fought to get a copyright and is now like &quot;Fine, do whatever you want, I just want the credit&quot; which might lead one to speculate that the copyright was more of an ego thing (&quot;I have PROOF that I am the TRUE, ORIGINAL CREATOR OF THE ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON, SONICHU AND ROSECHU&quot;) than actually wanting protection. It's sorta like how he wants to prove he's straight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:25, 27 November 2009 (CET)<br /> * Yeah, I think when you get down to it he only really got it because he saw it as a way to &quot;win&quot; the war with Liquid Chris. Anyway, I stuck that on the page with some interpretation, but I'd be happy to see it changed or moved around if anyone thinks of a way to improve it. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==Too much already==<br /> <br /> ...He's already done enough to be sued in the UK for infringement/libel as it is.<br /> <br /> And legal help here is extortionate. --[[YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]]<br /> :It's a nice thought, but the costs of suing Chris far outweigh the benefits. Corporations can't afford to do things for the lulz.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:43, 5 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Yeah, even though Chris has an illegal copyright on Sonichu, he's our problem, not theirs. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:40, 5 February 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:CWCAttack&diff=67607 2010-02-04T22:32:30Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|A CWCDefense is a [[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==Also Known As==<br /> <br /> Marco in [[Asperpedia]].<br /> <br /> ==In His Own Words==<br /> <br /> I think [[User:Evang|Evan]] is a pretty cool guy. Eh supports [[homos]] and doesn't afraid of anything.<br /> <br /> That DAMN, DIRTY IMPOSTOR [[User:CWCattack|'''CWC&lt;u&gt;a&lt;/u&gt;ttack''']] WISHES HE WERE ME!<br /> <br /> ==Ten Reasons Why Sonichu Sucks==<br /> <br /> 1) Because Sonichu Comics are UN-Original.<br /> <br /> 2) Alec admits he got HIS ideas from CHRIS'S Characters and Comics to symbolize everything about how much of an asshole Chris is. Chris still doesn't get it. He's that bad.<br /> <br /> 3) Sonichu has been around for ALMOST Ten Years Now; Asperchu has been around only a few months and gaining more praise than Sonichu's ever had.<br /> <br /> 4) Chris doesn't draw gore, and he rarely draws nudity or references, but he writes them in in great detail so you are still very likely to feel queasy in comparison.<br /> <br /> 5) It is a Straight-Oriented Comic Series.<br /> <br /> 6) All of the events around CHRIS were based and twisted from His Real-Life Expierences.<br /> <br /> 7) He claims to have suffered more than Alec has as an individual in life.<br /> <br /> 8) He uses excuses about working a lot harder in life to cope with those trials and rightful punishments.<br /> <br /> 9) The comic pages are ALL Poorly Hand-Drawn; the text gets fixed in Comic Sans for better reading, but the structure of the comic itself doesn't help it much.<br /> <br /> 10) He's had way over a million trolls worldwide since he went online in before 2000.<br /> <br /> ==Medals==<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> <br /> ==Notable Contributions==<br /> * [[Down with asperchu|Down With Asperchu!!!]] (Minus the Transcript)<br /> <br /> * Taking off a random news article in [[January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * Retexting epic tard scream in [[12 January 2010#Part 2|12 January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * The [[Death threats#Alec Benson Leary section|Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Death threats]] with the cooperation of [[User:Blazer|Blazer]] (See, I ain't a [[Chris and his ego|narcissist]]).<br /> <br /> * The [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg REAL Tail of Rosechu] file for the [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|Transgenderism]] article in [[Rosechu]] with the cooperation of [[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]].<br /> <br /> ==To Do List==<br /> <br /> * Add &quot;Health&quot; and/or &quot;Ego&quot; topics in [[Chris and hypocrisy]].</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:CWCAttack&diff=67605 2010-02-04T22:31:46Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|A CWCDefense is a [[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==Also Known As==<br /> <br /> Marco in [[Asperpedia]].<br /> <br /> ==In His Own Words==<br /> <br /> I think [[User:Evang|Evan]] is a pretty cool guy. Eh supports [[homos]] and doesn't afraid of anything.<br /> <br /> That DAMN, DIRTY IMPOSTOR [[User:CWCattack|'''CWC&lt;u&gt;a&lt;/u&gt;ttack''']] WISHES HE WERE ME!<br /> <br /> ==Ten Reasons Why Sonichu Sucks==<br /> <br /> 1) Because Sonichu Comics are UN-Original.<br /> <br /> 2) Alec admits he got HIS ideas from CHRIS'S Characters and Comics to symbolize everything about how much of an asshole Chris is. Chris still doesn't get it. He's that bad.<br /> <br /> 3) Sonichu has been around for ALMOST Ten Years Now; Asperchu has been around only a few months and gaining more praise than Sonichu's ever had.<br /> <br /> 4) Chris doesn't draw gore, and he rarely draws nudity or references, but he writes them in in great detail so you are still very likely to feel queasy in comparison.<br /> <br /> 5) It is a Straight-Oriented Comic Series.<br /> <br /> 6) All of the events around CHRIS were based and twisted from His Real-Life Expierences.<br /> <br /> 7) He claims to have suffered more than Alec has as an individual in life.<br /> <br /> 8) He uses excuses about working a lot harder in life to cope with those trials and justified punishments.<br /> <br /> 9) The comic pages are ALL Poorly Hand-Drawn; the text gets fixed in Comic Sans for better reading, but the structure of the comic itself doesn't help it much.<br /> <br /> 10) He's had way over a million trolls worldwide since he went online in before 2000.<br /> <br /> ==Medals==<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> <br /> ==Notable Contributions==<br /> * [[Down with asperchu|Down With Asperchu!!!]] (Minus the Transcript)<br /> <br /> * Taking off a random news article in [[January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * Retexting epic tard scream in [[12 January 2010#Part 2|12 January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * The [[Death threats#Alec Benson Leary section|Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Death threats]] with the cooperation of [[User:Blazer|Blazer]] (See, I ain't a [[Chris and his ego|narcissist]]).<br /> <br /> * The [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg REAL Tail of Rosechu] file for the [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|Transgenderism]] article in [[Rosechu]] with the cooperation of [[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]].<br /> <br /> ==To Do List==<br /> <br /> * Add &quot;Health&quot; and/or &quot;Ego&quot; topics in [[Chris and hypocrisy]].</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Barbara_Chandler&diff=67214 2010-02-02T23:27:12Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>Despite her being a slutty slutty slut whore earlier in her life, I truely feel sorry for barbera, she didnt deserve chris, or that squaler of her house. -[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]<br /> * She didn't have to have a kid with Bob, she had Cole, and Bob had his kids. Though it probably wasn't documented in the early 80s, the fact that both of them were over 40 when Chris was born made the likelihood of him being born autistic higher. Plus, as mentioned everywhere else, Chris wasn't ''born'' Chris. Someone ''made'' him that way in those formative years. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 06:36, 27 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I feel like somewhere in this page it should be mentioned how her voice is identical to Chris'. In one prank call video I couldn't tell it was her until she referred to Bob as her husband. [[User:Sallyfox|Sallyfox]] 06:09, 25 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == CWCipedia Ad ==<br /> Yeah. You know we need this in there. As well as the image and a space set aside for the reaction that she and Chris will inevitably give. Remember how he reacted when Megan in the original picture was mistaken as Crystal? Well this will induce 10 times the ammount of tard rage. ''From both of them''. Now thats something i'm going to want to see. Who else here wants to see Barbara do a youtube rant? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:43, 2 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> :I think you might be jumping the gun. Barbra's nowhere near as dumb or volatile as Chris, I doubt you'll see her on camera anytime soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:02, 2 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> *I can dream dammit! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:05, 2 February 2010 (UTC)<br /> * Chris's reaction to the new ad was an absolute letdown. All he said was to tell us to complain to Mao about the ad and he never even mentioned what kind of ad it was. I had to scroll through '''multiple''' pages, dodging that nasty ass picture just to find it. Thanks a lot for scarring us, whoever the fuck made that. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:27, 2 February 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:Sega%27s_Reponse.png&diff=65996 2010-01-28T03:21:47Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>That's pretty cool, but I'm willing to bet the legal team decided to just plain not care.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:50, 28 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * I second that. Chandler is our problem and ours alone. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:21, 28 January 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_46&diff=65857 2010-01-27T02:03:40Z

<p>CWCAttack: Making note of part of a letter he deleted.</p> <hr /> <div>'''Mailbag 46''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 24 [[January 2010]] and answered on 26 January.<br /> <br /> ==Answered==<br /> <br /> ===Two hip wallflowers===<br /> {{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Kevin Peter Hall|Kevin Peter Hall]] &lt;gettodachoppa1987@aol.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Why are you lying about still drawing the comic even if you're not uploading pages? I mean, if you have pages, why not take the five minutes to upload them? Or does that cut into your busy schedule of smoking pot all day and doing nothing?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|I am not lying; I have been drawing and coloring on a daily basis; I can not help it if I Have A Life To Enjoy Too; I have joined a Young Adult Social Group, and I have met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers. You have a life too; Understand My Needs, and let me Have My Life.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris ignores more advice===<br /> {{Email|From: Tom Green &lt;tomagreen@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Dear Christian-Chan Sonichu<br /> <br /> I have noticed that your Sonichu franchise is failing horribly, being overtaken by the newer and more hip Asperchu.<br /> <br /> If you truly want to hold on to any remaining fans, drastic action is needed. A current trend in Hollywood for failing franchises is a full on reboot.<br /> <br /> Batman, The Punisher, Sherlock Holmes and even Spiderman have done it now. Clearly this is the only course of action you have left for your miserable little comic. Some suggestions I have for the style are to make it more realistic and gritty, maybe with a little violence and gore mixed in too.<br /> <br /> Thank you for listening to my suggestions and I hope you consider what I have brought to the table.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> Thomas Andrew 'Antonio' Greene}}<br /> {{EmailReply|Your letter has been read; I will make all decisions soundly and appropriately.}}<br /> <br /> ''&quot;With a reboot you can also redraw the raichu that transforms into a female instead of a male, ending all accusations of Rosechu being a dickgirl.&quot; from the end of the email was deleted.''<br /> <br /> ===We all believe you, Chris===<br /> {{Email|From: Keith Keithson &lt;allisfine1@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Question, when did you stop wetting the bed?}}<br /> {{EmailReply|When I was 2.}}<br /> <br /> ===Really?===<br /> {{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] &lt;hamstythehamster@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> You should kill off like half your characters. Then you can focus on a main core. Your ensemble cast doesn't match up to the greatness of The Office. They have personalities, granted they've been stretched thin since like Season 3, but still, at least they have PERSONALITY.<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|My characters Have Personality.}}<br /> <br /> ==Gone Forever==<br /> <br /> ===Chris doesn't enhance anything===<br /> {{Email|From: D'Shanayqua Jones &lt;blackastheaceofspaces1983@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris, I know you like word games and codes and stuff. Do you like anagrams, where you rearrange the letters of someone's name to spell something else? &quot;Christian Weston Chandler&quot; is an anagram for &quot;Antichrist Enhances World&quot;.<br /> <br /> Later<br /> <br /> D'Shanayqua}}<br /> <br /> ===Crystal's death is canon===<br /> {{Email|From: [[Fan:Sonichu is Dead|Sean Watley]] &lt;seanawatley@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Chris,<br /> <br /> I'm killing off Crystal Weston Chandler in an upcoming [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals]].<br /> Yawning Squirtle will take too much LSD, chop off her head, and use it<br /> as a soccer ball. Please reflect these changes in the next Sonichu so<br /> as not to confuse anyone. And please unblock my email as soon as<br /> possible.<br /> <br /> Also, failing to publish the new pages you've (allegedly) completed<br /> isn't impressing your fans. Is this how you deal with competition?<br /> <br /> Have a nice day,<br /> <br /> Sean Watley}}<br /> <br /> ===If Chris's sweethearts die violently, why can't Wild's?===<br /> {{Email|From: [[Evan|Evang7]] &lt;evang7@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> I don't care if [[Simonla]] dies violently. You can kill her in a number<br /> of other ways. Maybe you can have her die from AIDS and do a chapter<br /> to teach the kids about the dangers of unprotected sex or something.<br /> Just kill her off, I don't care if it's violent. And don't use my<br /> Simonchu ever again.<br /> <br /> I'm just sending this to you because apparently you think the only way<br /> to kill a character is through extreme violence, so I guess I'll give<br /> you ONE MORE CHANCE, if only because I was never clear on it. As long<br /> as she ends up dead and Simonchu never appears in your comics again,<br /> I'm down.<br /> <br /> Why do you even care about Simonla being left alive? She's a boring<br /> character with no personality. What makes her different from any of<br /> the other female characters? Absolutely nothing. Simonla exists solely<br /> to give Wild a girlfriend, and there's absolutely no other aspects to<br /> her. She has absolutely no fans, I'm pretty sure every other former<br /> Sonichu fan I've talked to hates Simonla.<br /> <br /> Killing her off might get you back all those fans you've lost by<br /> showing a little care for them, for once. My Simonchu comics are much<br /> more popular, and it shows how much you've ruined the character by<br /> giving him a china.<br /> <br /> I'm not gonna just &quot;let it go&quot; because you're NOT a &quot;great director&quot;.<br /> You're a comic artist, and you have to deal with legal issues<br /> involving your characters when they arise. You can't pretend a lawsuit<br /> isn't imminent and just hope it goes away if you ignore it. This is<br /> serious and if you don't do something about this I'll have to take<br /> some drastic measures.<br /> <br /> [[Masturbating and squirtin'|We're Keeping Track]].}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> == Questions==<br /> If Rosechu is a Raichu, that means she's more evolved then Sonichu, who is a Pikachu. Shouldn't she be more powerful than Sonichu and be the leader? A: Evolution makes no difference; Rosechu is equally as powerful as Sonichu; Sonichu is the main character; Rosechu has equal leadership roles, so she leads when appropriate. <br /> <br /> <br /> Why do you think you are better artist than Alec, aside from low-resolution and his style's blockiness? Is there something wrong to have quirky and blocky drawing style? A: How about the fact that his style looks Retarded and something that a 2-Year Old can do? There's nothing wrong, unless you want to be TRULY Respected as an Avid Artist and Serious Person. <br /> <br /> <br /> Why is Flame the Sunbird a ripoff of Kazooie? A: Flame was NEVER taken from Kazooie; if anything, he is MORE similar to Knuckles, but with a Sunbird Form. <br /> <br /> <br /> You have expressed disdain for Asperchu and Simonchu, but how do you feel about Moon-Pals? Have you read it? If not, it would only be fair for you to do so. A: I have read Moon-Pals, and I feel that it is more like Moon-Dorks the way Sean draws and Portrays their Events so Grotesquely. <br /> <br /> <br /> How many fans do you think you have? Please specify one of the following options: 0-10, 11-100, 101-1000, 1001-10000, 10000+. A: 1000000000+. <br /> <br /> <br /> How many fans do you think Asperchu has? Please specify one of the following options: 0-10, 11-100, 101-1000, 1001-10000, 10000+. ''This question was left unanswered.''<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Mailbag}}</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Mailbag_45&diff=65852 2010-01-27T02:00:44Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>It's been 3 days. Did Chris die on us?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:18, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * No twitter, no videos, no nothing. He may very well be dead. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 19:44, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** It's more likely that Chris thinks not doing comics will increase demand for his comics. Or he's afraid of burglars now. Or stressed. Or just lazier than usual. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 19:45, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ***He's back lolz. And he's failing harder than ever. Looks like I spoke too soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:53, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *** I think he saw the Asperpedia ad that went up today, and realized the easiest way to counter it would be to actually update. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 01:48, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Deleting opposition as always==<br /> *Lol, someone should advertise the Raichu's true gender in CWCipedia. Let's see him try and hide that! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:37, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> **GASP! My prayers have been answered! http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/rosechu.jpg --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 01:50, 27 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==I don't know who's writing the Michale jackson series of E-mails==<br /> But if you can read this, I just want you to know I'm glad you exist.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:51, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Selling his stuff==<br /> It looks like whomever it is suggesting to Chris that he sell his junk is making some headway. Unfortunately, he'll probably assume its like the Third Date and fail at it anyway. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 13:09, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *No, it's just Chris being Chris; saying he will do something for china, but never fulfilling/doing it half-assed. See most of the Kacey saga for examples. Also sign your posts!--[[User:Da-zen-man|Da-zen-man]] 05:13, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** Sorry boss! [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 13:09, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Callout==<br /> {{quote|Well, at least I do answer my Letters. And I am certain he deletes EVERY LAST LETTER he is the least offended by, or REWORDS ALL of such}}<br /> <br /> He needs to be called out on this.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 01:52, 27 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * O Almighty Gods, please bring upon an ad calling out Chris' censorship in the Mailbags! (Especially include the one letter he took a part off of in Mailbag 46, &quot;With a reboot you can also redraw the raichu that transforms into a female instead of a male, ending all accusations of Rosechu being a dickgirl.&quot;) --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:00, 27 January 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Mailbag_45&diff=65846 2010-01-27T01:50:45Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>It's been 3 days. Did Chris die on us?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:18, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * No twitter, no videos, no nothing. He may very well be dead. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 19:44, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** It's more likely that Chris thinks not doing comics will increase demand for his comics. Or he's afraid of burglars now. Or stressed. Or just lazier than usual. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 19:45, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ***He's back lolz. And he's failing harder than ever. Looks like I spoke too soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:53, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *** I think he saw the Asperpedia ad that went up today, and realized the easiest way to counter it would be to actually update. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 01:48, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Deleting opposition as always==<br /> *Lol, someone should advertise the Raichu's true gender in CWCipedia. Let's see him try and hide that! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:37, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> **GASP! My prayers have been answered! http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/rosechu.jpg --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 01:50, 27 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==I don't know who's writing the Michale jackson series of E-mails==<br /> But if you can read this, I just want you to know I'm glad you exist.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:51, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Selling his stuff==<br /> It looks like whomever it is suggesting to Chris that he sell his junk is making some headway. Unfortunately, he'll probably assume its like the Third Date and fail at it anyway. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 13:09, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *No, it's just Chris being Chris; saying he will do something for china, but never fulfilling/doing it half-assed. See most of the Kacey saga for examples. Also sign your posts!--[[User:Da-zen-man|Da-zen-man]] 05:13, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** Sorry boss! [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 13:09, 26 January 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:CWCAttack&diff=65835 2010-01-27T01:24:18Z

<p>CWCAttack: Made an Asperpedia account!</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|A CWCDefense is a [[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==Also Known As==<br /> <br /> Marco in [[Asperpedia]].<br /> <br /> ==In His Own Words==<br /> <br /> I think [[User:Evang|Evan]] is a pretty cool guy. Eh supports [[homos]] and doesn't afraid of anything.<br /> <br /> That DAMN, DIRTY IMPOSTOR [[User:CWCattack|'''CWC&lt;u&gt;a&lt;/u&gt;ttack''']] WISHES HE WERE ME!<br /> <br /> ==Medals==<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> <br /> ==Notable Contributions==<br /> * [[Down with asperchu|Down With Asperchu!!!]] (Minus the Transcript)<br /> <br /> * Taking off a random news article in [[January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * Retexting epic tard scream in [[12 January 2010#Part 2|12 January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * The [[Death threats#Alec Benson Leary section|Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Death threats]] with the cooperation of [[User:Blazer|Blazer]] (See, I ain't a [[Chris and his ego|narcissist]]).<br /> <br /> * The [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg REAL Tail of Rosechu] file for the [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|Transgenderism]] article in [[Rosechu]] with the cooperation of [[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]].<br /> <br /> ==To Do List==<br /> <br /> * Add &quot;Health&quot; and/or &quot;Ego&quot; topics in [[Chris and hypocrisy]].</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sonichu_10&diff=65626 2010-01-26T02:49:33Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>==Continuity==<br /> You know, my own theory is that Chris's fucked up numbering system finally managed to confuse Chris himself and/or he just lost track. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:40, 15 March 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> So, if the medallion never gave him power, that means that the entire Anchuent Prophecy is null in void, and none of the events following Sonichu entering the mystic cave could have ever happened.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]<br /> <br /> Not to mention as well that it's obvious that the &quot;high school ring&quot; was just made up at the last second. If his high school ring gave him the power all this time, then why did he even have the retarded medallion in the first place? Speaking of the medallion, how did he obtain it before the Anchuent Prophecy if that was a key piece in the plot? It wasn't even explained WHY he decided &quot;Hey, I'm gonna wear a medallion of a creature before the creature is even introduced everyday for no apparent reason!&quot; Besides that, if the ring gave the power, why is the spot where his Sonichu medallion his weak point? Following the laws of most video games (knowing Chris abides by them), when you attack the source of power on a boss enemy, that is usually their weak point. I mean, does he not even care about the story anymore? GODDAMMIT CHRIS YOU'RE MAKING ME WORSE THAN YOU WITH MY RAMBLINGS. FUCK. --[[User:Wild Sonichu|Wild Sonichu]] 04:38, 6 May 2009 (CEST)<br /> <br /> I find the idea of continuity in ''Sonichu'' comics quite upsetting. It was as if Chris had enough forethought to plan the whole thing. He was always impulsive over the whole storyline, mostly engrossed by a quest of pitiful revenge. I am ready to bet an old 5$ bill that, if he's called over the whole lack of continuity regarding the Anchuent Prophecy, he will just make the tribe leader appear on one page and say &quot;No, that's cool&quot;. He's a crappy storyteller, that's all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:05, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> Well, he's all caught up with the pages and... it's funny. He &lt;i&gt;didn't&lt;/i&gt; change the part where he sent his medallion to his &quot;sweetheart&quot;, Blanca... despite the fact that he just set up a date with Lovely. LOL.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 08:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> Ya know, I just realized that his comics never had a plot up until Crystal got trapped in the mirror. Look over the comics and you'll find that this is the ONE AND ONLY ongoing conflict in the entire fucking &quot;series&quot;. Everything else is resolved in one &quot;episode&quot; except for the Off target sub episodes, which was resolved in two episodes. Regardless of how little the comics after Crystal got trapped in the mirror focused on her, it's been completely about finding the Sonichu testicles to save her. Sure, he's taken the majority of the time she's been gone trying to &quot;expand&quot; upon his characters but like I said, saving Crystal stretched over five of his shitty comics.----rob<br /> <br /> ==Fun fact about Lovely Weather==<br /> Chris thinks it's [[random access humor|fucking hilarious]] to sing (to the tune of &quot;Sleigh Ride&quot;): &quot;Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with...&quot; over and over. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:28, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> *That sounds like a drag queen name. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 11:02, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br /> **I don't understand. I'm scared.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:20, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br /> **I was going to say it sounds like a show dog name, but I think I like Anaconda's comparison better --[[User:TheyCalledMeMad|TheyCalledMeMad]] 18:37, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br /> **Lovely Weather sounds like a name I'd use for a character... which disturbs me quite deeply. Also, any idea if Lovely Weather is based on a real person (again) or if Chris is making up a codename for a future sweetheart? [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br /> *** Page 2. He claims to have took advantage of the fact that he looks like his future self, and then fucked His future self's wife while his future self was at work. Yeah. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:52, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br /> **** This is the disgusting part. How creepy it is to have sex with your own future wife? And what about the whole Episode 19 &quot;God-Jesus Says Ivy&amp;Chris 4EVAH&quot;? How pissed God should be that Ivy is dead and Chris's first thought out of the void was to tell all about the nookie he had with a married wife. Not much Christian values here ...[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:35, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br /> *** Also, this makes it that he's no longer a virgin in the comics, is the biggest single departure from RealChris yet. Even all his other victories were somehow unsuccessful in some way. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br /> *** Chris understands time travel as Futurama presented it; X has always happened and/or will always happen. PresentChris took advantage of his future wife; FutureChris is this same Chris who 6 years ago took advantage of his resembling a married man to bed that man's wife. I guess Chris thinks it's justified because Lovely later married him. Just ''something'' about the whole situation is wrong, but due to the mechanics of time travel, pinning down exactly what is hard. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br /> ::* But, that's the thing: In Futurama, it was the ''past'', not the ''future'' where it occurred. If I remember correctly, Fry had accidentally vaporized the man who he thought was his grandfather and ended up boffing his grandmother. He didn't realize until Farnsworth told him that HE was his own ''grandfather''. Chris essentially screwed up the entire premise by going into the future. He won't have any direct affect to his ''present''.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:32, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br /> ::* Perhaps because she married the Chris of her present, not the Chris of 6 years previous? I mean, who you are as a person is a function of time; I don't really feel like I'm the same person I was 6 years ago. A lot has changed since then. The fact of the matter is that the Chris she took to be her husband wasn't the real Chris she knew and married. It may as well have been someone in a full-body Chris suit, because one would assume that the Chris of 2009 to be different in mind than the Chris of 2015, though, the ever-ignorant manchild... maybe that's not a good assumption. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 02:37, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br /> :::*I think that's why one could argue it's rape if past Chris presents himself as future Chris, as they could be totally different people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)<br /> :::* Try comparing Chris between now and when he started the comic and try seeing how changed he is.[/sarcasm, sort of] --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:45, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br /> :::* More likely, Lovely Weather saw through Chris' deception but didn't care because future chris was fatter and completely bald. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 03:24, 1 January 2010 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==How to incorporate preview?==<br /> Any suggestions on how to discuss the preview, since we'll be approaching the point where the preview is incorporated into the regular storyline? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> i say we merge it with the regular episode description once Chris Manages to reach it.<br /> <br /> i'm sure that's what Chris will do anyway, and when the time comes to merge them we'll use the preview section as a Christory lesson on how he put up the preview, and what pages the preview took place in. --[[User:Homor|Homor]] 12:06, 17 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Japanese message ==<br /> <br /> : A message in Japanese characters listed as a &quot;controversial statement!&quot; is seen to the right.<br /> OK, I know next to nothing about Japanese. I punched &quot;controversial&quot; in WWWJDIC and it says 問題発言 is &quot;problematical statement; controversial statement&quot;. Which kind of looks like the marks which Chris's artistic pencil left on the paper, hence scanned and uploaded and now troubling our retinas. Now, the question remains: Which episode of Excel-Saga was this ripped off from? I still haven't watched all of them. (And if it's not from Excel-Saga: sorry, ''I just got this weird feeling that it could be from there.'' I can't really explain it.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 00:40, 22 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> The first episode. IIRC it's from Excel saying that manga artists are scum so who cares if they die, or something to that effect. Then, it was funny because it was prominent and after an actually controversial statement. Here? Pure, glorious shit. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==Cogsdev is a gal-pal now?==<br /> <br /> I... don't know what to think about this. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:40, 23 December 2009 (CET)<br /> *wut now? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:22, 1 January 2010 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==Plagiarism to the EXTREME==<br /> <br /> This is interesting... or not, but even still. It seems that Chris is really pushing the tracing deals to the extreme here. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic10P12.jpg|the picture of Chris-Chan Sonichu] was apparently [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/9184.html|traced from a piece of Sonic fan art], as well [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/images/thumb/1/1f/SchuComic10P22.jpg/512px-SchuComic10P22.jpg| the first two fight &quot;panels&quot;] were ripped from a fight scene from the Archie Sonic comic &quot;Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles&quot;. Maybe I've missed some others earlier (basically scared to look back), but this is probably the worse I've seen Chris rip off stuff in his comic (in terms of scenes, not ideas). --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:02, 27 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Popit tool. ==<br /> <br /> I know no one probably gives a shit but the &quot;beams&quot; that Jason, Beel and Chris use are the popit tool from little big planet. It was tough to tell what it was until I actually played LBP and recognized that the menu Jason is fiddling with is the tool menu from the stage creation mode.<br /> <br /> Cept Jason and Beel use a red popit tool, Chris uses a red one yet it is only blue in the games. Just pointing Stupid shit out guys. Happy new year.--[[User:Rob|Rob]] 09:50, 1 January 2010 (CET)rob<br /> <br /> **Actually, the color it appears in the game is based on the color the player uses for their Sackboy. Conceivably it could be one of the many colors from the game, including red. It just happens to be red here because red is &quot;evil&quot; and Chris is a moron. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:08, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Page 29==<br /> Chris looks so bored. Also, how little effort could this possibly take? Seeing this page just fills me with hate and anger.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:45, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Pages 30-34==<br /> God DAMN. I just ''love'' how Chris writes his characters ''not'' as actual characters, but as ''mouthpieces'' for his own self! I mean, look at Jason! In Issue 8, Jason says that he doesn't want to take down Chris's ED page and is willing to launch a pickle at Rosechu, yet here, he condemns Jack and Clyde for being homo trolls and decides to retire away. Then, BEEL, of all people, condemns THEM for being homo trolls! Then, Chris makes the two commit suicide, just like he wants them to!<br /> <br /> Augh! So much rage!<br /> <br /> On a side note, I love how Chris inserts that side note that he wants the MMPR team again and &quot;disses&quot; the other teams. Wow, way to live in the past, Chris! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:27, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :*Chris always amaze me. I keep on thinking about how deeply retarded the whole comic is and, oh so suddenly, he finds a way to dig himself in a hole a lot deeper. I wonder how Clyde and Jack will react to this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:31, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :**I want them to make him ''really'' suffer for that. Otherwise, once he's done making Issue 10, I'm gonna go make my own comic in retaliation. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 04:47, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :***Sweet merciful Jesus, ''why?'' The last ten pages or so are probably the most disgusting things I've ever read (and this from someone who's read and lol'd at almost all of this wiki). They make ''even less sense'' than the typical Chris tract. I'm almost impressed at how in these ten pages he's managed to pack in so much fail. That's it, I'm making a comic where Naitsirhc is the hero and saves everybody. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 05:24, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :**** Hey, dipwad, I called it! Nah, I'm kidding, but mostly about the dipwad part. I got a good chunk of plot for my comic thought down, but I'd like to ask about your's first. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*****I'll put the general overview in my sandbox. And @ Griffintown's post below: Reading these pages is pretty much like watching Chris jerk himself off. He's only doing it to satisfy some vague desire to be the big boy on the playground. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 05:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :****I just read them. The crazy thing is, I'll bet he actually considers this a victory. He's sitting in his room right now going &quot;I showed those trolls a thing or two!&quot; Ok, no, actually he's probably still frothing mad over mailbag 32, but the point remains.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:32, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*****That's it. CWCville is this magical place in his head where he can win all his battles. Chris acts as if his comics (and mostly everything he produces, videos and texts included) were Magical Talismans able to affect the real life. The best think that can happen right now is to see some serious &quot;Clyde &amp; Jack&quot; action who will force Chris to &quot;Undead&quot; them in the next comic so he can beat them again. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:42, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Why does this remind me of the GI Joe episode where Cobra made a machine to destroy buildings with the power of rock?--[[User:Yawn|Yawn]] 5:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Page 36==<br /> Rosechu is menstruating despite being medically sterile and being a Pokemon. Also, tampons and kinky sex in a TV-Y7 work. I don't know, I have trouble even thinking of the page without being filled with rage at the directions Chris takes his comic in. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 04:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Page 37==<br /> Christian... Freaking... Love... Day... I thought he was reaching the bottom in retardation but this is so... wrong. THIS begs to be turned into a &quot;Gay Day&quot; celebration. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:10, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *It does! And what's so funny is that, Chris actually thinks that, if there WAS a cure for homosexuality, everyone in the world would be willing to go through this. Yes, I know this is Chris's world and we're just looking in, but still, this had to be said. First of all, vaccines are voluntary, not mandatory. If someone came up and said &quot;Hey, we got the cure for homosexuality! Come and get it!&quot;, how many would take it? Not very many! Second of all, there's no real plausible way the cure could be passed through the water. That's only really in movies or comics! Water treatment plants have too many chemicals that would dilute or eradicate it. Besides, even if they did drink it, it has to be through the blood, not the stomach.<br /> <br /> :I know, again, it's Chris's world, but I just had to get it out of my system. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:23, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == oh boy! ==<br /> <br /> After Jacks appearance in the comic, we should expect an epic phone call soon! -[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 3:45 PM, January 8th 2010<br /> <br /> ==Page 40==<br /> <br /> &quot;Oh, Don't Worry, I am consentual.&quot; is now my favorite line in the whole frickin' comic. Because it's just... so wrong on so many levels. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 16:16, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Add to this the &quot;Lovely Weather will be my wife&quot; angle and then you realize how twisted Chris can be. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:19, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Add this to the fact that, canonically in Family Guy, Meg gets a sex change in the future. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 16:33, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *I was weirded out by the Lovely Weather kinky time-travel sechs thing, but not as much as other people (Chris never did tell all the details, so for all we know, he could've told her, or FutureChris might have even been involved in a kinky time-threesome. The whole thing was unsavory to me, but I reserved judgment and wrote it off as Chris being Chris) ...but this, THIS is what shocked and made me sick, because previously, Comic-Chris never actually 'cheated' because his sweethearts either disappeared or died or whatevs; and I'm one of those people who think cheating (and ''unrepentant'' cheating at that!) is one of the worst things you can do in a relationship.<br /> <br /> : [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/puppet_chaos/whut.jpg The Medicine Seller probably would react the same way I did] Too bad I don't have a Sword of Exorcism. (...if you know what I'm talking about, you get a cookie made out of internet and win) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 16:42, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*Someone should save those last few pages with Meg and all the pages where Lovely Weather is mentioned just in case Chris retcons either one of them. Unfortunately, atm, CWCipedia is fucking down again. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 19:08, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :**Godfuckingdamnit, 100mb, undown CWCipedia already! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:00, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :**Done! I am happy(er)! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:59, 10 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Page 42==<br /> Pfft. I like that &quot;apology&quot;. &quot;I know I drew some very stupid and offensive pages, but I wanted to get through your DAMN DIRTY SKULLS that I'm STRAIGHT! Please, don't leave me!&quot;<br /> <br /> He starts to apologize, derails, then grovels. Epic Chris. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:51, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == So meg was Silvana. ==<br /> <br /> I'm sure Chris has some retarded plot planned around this, but the only thing that's really important is the fact that he just knowingly drew himself making out with a hedgehog that has a dick.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:18, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * What surprised me is that he essentially subverted his whole Meg Griffin fantasy and more or less acknowledged that it was pretty messed up. It's a strange level of self-awareness. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> **Of course it makes you wonder, why did Magi-chan just watch?--[[Yawn|Yawn]] 6:58, 12 January 2010<br /> :* Maybe Magi-Chan just doesn't give a shit? He seems pretty lazy, judging by how much time he just spends doing nothing. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 07:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Collosal Chris-Chan ==<br /> <br /> Oh God, he actually used it. He actually used that horrible thing.<br /> <br /> Two other things:<br /> 1. Page 43-44's transformation sequence is a direct ripoff of the Super Sonic/Shadow transformation before the final boss in Sonic Adventure 2.<br /> 2. Himself in panel 3 of Page 43, (the one where he's looking up), is sadly the best drawing he's done, anatomy-wise. (note the head isn't _too_ mishapen) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Just noticed this ==<br /> <br /> Magi-chan, on page 37, said that homosexuality and asexuality are extinct... but nothing about bisexuality. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 17:27, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*My main theory on this is that Chris is ignorant of bisexuality. At the moment someone will ask the question, he will say something like &quot;Yes, them too.&quot;. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** As someone who has spent some time in the South, for a lot of people bisexuality is syononymous with homosexuality. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:13, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Recent Pages==<br /> <br /> Wow... the fail is overwhelming here. Zelina's just another vapid Rosechu, Chris actually thinks that people use their X-Box as fully functioning computers, he rips off a stage from the ''Shadow the Hedgehog'' game, he fails in website protection, he turns the Asperchu-type Sonichu characters into vapid, worshiping idiots who wanted real names, then strips them of what they had because he can.<br /> <br /> Jeezus, Chris.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:36, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Note also that Chris sprouts a third eye after he jams his finger in the controller port. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 04:32, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Note also also that &quot;Mitch Sonichu&quot; looks like the [http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Uja7HbHJnMk/Sb8aG3Nr7gI/AAAAAAAAAHg/MUf8op1X4Xk/s320/brawny.jpg Brawny paper towel guy], an ambiguously gay lumberjack. Chris, for someone who swears up and down that HE IS STRAIGHT STRAIGHT STRAIGHT, has no problem whiling away his leisure time giving free, unsolicited homomasculine makeovers to random dudes. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 04:53, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Christian is a God ==<br /> <br /> According to page 57 that is. The Asperchu Sonichu comments on how Alec made him &quot;worship a false God&quot; (Liquid Chris), but apparently they worshiped Christian from before.<br /> <br /> And now we have recolors of recolors.<br /> <br /> Someone should also point out to Chris that Microsoft is also the creator of Windows, which is what he uses. -[[User:Scarf|Scarf]] 20:23, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == What's the dating sim? ==<br /> <br /> What's the Hex Bawx dating sim that Chris refers to? I haven't had dinner today and I can't find a darn thing on xbox.com &amp;mdash; if there's one thing that bugs me about Xbox, it's that Microsoft has no idea on usability in certain cases =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 12:48, 21 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :A game called &quot;Don't be nervous talking 2 girls&quot; link: [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182]. I wonder how he found out about this, I know in /cwc/ we were talking about showing this to him but nothing came from it. Makes me wonder if the autistic wonder is actually lurking on a better board than EDF. --[[User:Da-zen-man|Da-zen-man]] 21:53, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Pages 61-68 ==<br /> <br /> Someone better get to summarizing these shit stains. I can't because I'm at school and can't look at them for more than a second each --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:47, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * On it. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:07, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** I summarized them, but some details aren't so great. I haven't read Moon Pals, nor all of Asperchu, and I have no idea who the blond chick is at that table. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:34, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == President Obama? ==<br /> <br /> It's August '08 during episode 21. Obama won't be president for 4 more months, and even then, I figure the economy is more pressing than Asperchu. Hell, the Asperpedia wouldn't be made until 2010, so Collosal Chris-Chan is raging at things that wouldn't happen for over a year. He just can't leave that soapbox alone!--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 22:21, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * It gets dumber than that, Chris supposedly destroyed Asperpedia when he blew up the HEX BAWKS, didn't he? I'm amused that begging the president for intervention made its return. Its almost like a shout-out to the ED days.<br /> * I want to send an email about this, but I'm afraid the Sysop's gonna reject it like she did the last three. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:51, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** What the hell? I sent in two, anyways. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:15, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Holy shit I completely forgot that the comics weren't running on Earth Time! [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:16, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Upon further analysis, Chris goes to ruin a person he's never even hinted at before for things that don't make sense unless you consider the metaphysical nature of Chris' existence as both creator and protagonist of his story and even then are incomprehensible to normal logic, that aren't told of until Chris has already done his damage. The actions of Alec and the rest of Asperpedia's crew, which barely make sense in the context of bothering fictional comic characters, are somehow worse than murdering at least 100 people and injuring hundreds more. These actions are horribly illegal and require the highest law in the land, while the aforementioned murder is somehow not a national security issue. Dammit, Chris. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:39, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Fan art ==<br /> <br /> We need some fan art of some of the events and characters in this comic. Currently it's a giant boring hunk of text, and that's not fun at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:04, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * I was thinking of making a drawing of Collosal Chan as a blood-thirsty monster charging towards our poor heroes, Alec, Jack, Evan, Sean, Clyde, and Mao, as they hold their spots valiantly to stop him to causing any more bloodshed. The summary would be called: The whole plot of Sonichu 10! Lol! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:49, 26 January 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Mailbag_45&diff=65555 2010-01-26T00:37:53Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>It's been 3 days. Did Chris die on us?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:18, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * No twitter, no videos, no nothing. He may very well be dead. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 19:44, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** It's more likely that Chris thinks not doing comics will increase demand for his comics. Or he's afraid of burglars now. Or stressed. Or just lazier than usual. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 19:45, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ***He's back lolz. And he's failing harder than ever. Looks like I spoke too soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:53, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Deleting opposition as always==<br /> *Lol, someone should advertise the Raichu's true gender in CWCipedia. Let's see him try and hide that! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:37, 26 January 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Operation_Mailbag&diff=65554 2010-01-26T00:27:45Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>{{protip|Send your mail from here to the Mailbag once you believe it is good enough and then delete it from this page. COOL THANKS.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Gilbert Kieth Chesterson &lt;FaithfulMan@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Dear Chris,<br /> <br /> I'm kind of upset you deleted my E-mail. I followed all of your rules for it. I didn't ask about Asperger Syndrome, talk about homosexuality, make any references to the comic you don't like, or anything. All I asked was a simple question. I expected at least some sort of answer.<br /> <br /> However, More comics have gone up since then, and I'm afraid my fears that you're using &quot;Sonichu&quot; as a sort of Christ figure have sadly, not been allayed. <br /> <br /> On page 56, the purple fellow claims that he &quot;knew he would come to save us&quot; and that none of his friends believed him, much like the Jewish nation fervently believed that Christ would come, dispite the oppressive rule of the Roman Empire. On page 57, the group of colorful hedgehogs exclaim that hyper Sonichu is &quot;Their savior!&quot; and that &quot;They are not worthy&quot;. One of them claims that he &quot;Prayed for forgiveness to the Real Christian Weston Chandler&quot; which struck me as somewhat odd, considering that as Christians, we are only supposed to pray to the one true god, this yellow fellow claims he prayed to a man. Specifically, your comic character.<br /> <br /> Ultra Sonichu then spreads his arms as though on a crucifix again, and &quot;cures&quot; all the colored fellows of their varied ailments, much like the messiah cured the lame, blind and sick.<br /> <br /> I don't understand Chris. If you were using this religious symbolism to make some sort of greater statement about the nature of faith I wouldn't have any problem with it. I myself once wrote a story about mankind's inability to fully understand the infinite nature of God, using a character with godlike abilities to represent the love and fear we simultaneously hold for our creator. If you're trying to create a message about faith and the way it is used and misused, then you're not doing anything wrong.<br /> <br /> Sadly, there doesn't seem to be any greater message to your work that your readers can learn from. It's just you and the orange fellow doing whatever you want to do with near-unlimited power. It's kind of scary, really. It this how you think God and Jesus would act?<br /> <br /> I look forwards to your response with great anticipation.<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> G. Chesterson}}''One, G.K. Chesterson was a literary genius and I'll never be able to emulate his style well enough. Two, I dunno guys, I think this might be a little too long.''<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Billy Smith &lt;sonichu_zap@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> <br /> hi christian,<br /> <br /> i was wondering, why do you wear bras? i thought only girls did that!<br /> <br /> a big fan,<br /> <br /> billy smith, age 10}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Charles Darwin &lt;cdarwin0100@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hello Christian,<br /> <br /> I have just finished reading your new comic book pages for Sonichu No. 10, and I must say that I am a bit shocked. I have a few questions that I'd like to ask you....<br /> <br /> 1. How can you justify the deaths of the thousands of people in the 4-cent Garbage building who you slaughtered when you demolished it? Your problems lie with Clyde Cash, not the ordinary hard-working people who only worked there to make a living for their family. Was this terrorist attack some sort of a sick, hackneyed attempt at a metaphor for the 9/11 terrorist attacks? Both yourself and Sonichu are mass murderers.<br /> <br /> 2. Why do you hate Jack Thaddeus so much? He may be a homosexual, but isn't he the person who is bankrolling the CWCipedia? Without him, you wouldn't have a website to host your comic books and hate speech. I think that it is certainly very ungrateful and un-Christian to wish death on someone who is your benefactor.<br /> <br /> 3. Speaking of Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash, I am very offended by your constant pleas for them to commit suicide. A very close friend of mine killed himself this summer and I'm still trying to get through it. How would you like it if your mother, father or one of your Gal Pals committed suicide? Making death threats isn't a suitable response for someone being a homosexual.<br /> <br /> 4. However, I must say that it is ironic that the exchange between Jack and Clyde in your comic before their deaths is the closest you've ever come to an honest and poignant moment in your comic. It's apparent that Jack and Clyde care deeply about eachother and act in a realistic manner. This surprised me. No, Christian, I am not inferring that you are a homosexual. I know that you are not.<br /> <br /> I know that you have likened the sexual content and violence in your comic to classic tales such as Romeo and Juliet (which I assure you is not for children) and Family Guy, but including tasteless and horrific scenes of mass murder and suicide is out of line. Chris, I used to really enjoy your comics. I always liked how you had your own personal form of storytelling and artistry, but you've taken things to a new low.<br /> <br /> Please give me a dignified response, and not just &quot;whatever&quot; or a hateful rant calling me a dumbass or yelling at me. I've written to you in a respectful manner, and I'd like to recieve the same from you.<br /> <br /> Charles}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Tiffany Clarke &lt;astrogal96@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hey Chris,<br /> <br /> I like Sonichu so much that I've wallpapered my bedroom with printouts of your Sonichu comics. My parents don't like it that much but they're not the boss of me!!! BTW, when is Metal Sonichu coming back from the moon? I miss him!!!<br /> <br /> Oh and I was wondering if you could settle an argument. My brother says there's no way there's life on other planets in this solar system, but I think it's totally possible, you know? Since you were on honor roll and stuff you'd probably know about things like this better than I would (I'm in 8th grade BTW) and you're my favorite comic book guy so I was wondering if you'd know. Is there life on other planets in this solar system? If so, what do you think it's like? If there is life on other planets, should we send people to check it out, or should they be regarded as hostile? I'm dying to know what you think about this.<br /> <br /> Have a good 2010<br /> <br /> Tiffany Clarke}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Stan Lee (excelsiorstanlee@gmail.com)<br /> <br /> Hey Christian,<br /> <br /> I've noticed several times in your mailbag responses that you have stated that Sonichu is a parody. How is that?<br /> <br /> Wikipedia defines a parody as &quot;A parody (pronounced /ˈpærədiː/; also called send-up or spoof), in contemporary usage, is a work created to mock, comment on, or poke fun at an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation.&quot;<br /> <br /> The best examples of true parody are films such as Mel Brooks' &quot;Spaceballs&quot; and &quot;Young Frankenstein&quot;, and even the Family Guy Star Wars special. The Encyclopedia Dramatica page can also be considered a parody of you. Sonichu doesn't mock or ridicule Pokémon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Transformers, Family Guy, or Guitar Hero in any way. If Sonichu was, say, about an 'electric hedgehog Pokémon' that didn't have any legs, that would be a parody. The closest thing to parody in Sonichu are the sub-episodes which exaggerate your attempts to find a lover to a ridiculous level where you can defeat jerkops and turn into a hedgehog. <br /> <br /> I must also say that I am offended by the tone that you use in your Mailbag responses. Almost all of the people who have taken the time to e-mail you are big fans of your work. Why don't you treat them with a little shred of respect instead of calling them dumbasses and disregarding all of the perfectly valid advice that people are trying to give you?<br /> <br /> -Stan}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Vlad Tepes (emperorface@gmail.net)<br /> Hello Christian Chandler.<br /> <br /> I am the next in line to rule my father's country of New Sacea, which shares borders with South America, he passed away last week and I am to be crowned Emperor soon. Unfortantely he was a victim of war us our government has a law stating the Emperor has to take place in any fights as a soldier.<br /> <br /> In our country Sonichu is heavily praised as one of the greatest works of fiction ever and a printed version is avalible in almost every New Sacean library. You are highly intelligent and by our scales even wiser than our greatest scholar, William The Sage. Perhaps, the same could be said of all Geinuses. We have made great technologic advances, much wealth, and many beatiful servant women, thus we are prepared to offer you a grand reward if you can help our people solve the following dilemma:<br /> <br /> We are a God-fearing nation that hates those damned homos with all our hearts. These abominations unto God are so evil, they steal men's souls and make them their slaves! Unfortauntely, our empire does not have access to the means of curing the &quot;Homo Gene&quot;, so all we can do is prevent their wrong lifestyle from spreading. Thus we execute them on sight.<br /> <br /> However, our scholars are perplexed by the &quot;Bi Gene&quot; which gives one an interest in both genders, or in simplier terms they like both men AND women.<br /> <br /> You see... I was very unfortunate to become contaminated with the foul curse of bisexualness myself! It was not by my hand that I was given that evil gene of bisexualness: it was brought by some homos, who wished to pay me tribute... Oh how I rue that cruel day!.. If bisexuals do indeed count as homos I must take my own life and let my straight sister rule in my place. For the good of my Holy Motherland!<br /> <br /> But enough talk, Christian. Seeing as you are the smartest man in our kingdom's recorded history, maybe you can help me? Please tell me, Christian: should bisexuals be considered homos? Or are they just fine? What is a bisexual? A miserable little pile of evil homo genes? Or do they belong in this world? Am I a homo? Or a normal person?<br /> <br /> Please, Christian, save our people by giving us your great knowledge of sexuality and genetics.<br /> <br /> With much hope, Emperor Vlad Tepes The 3rd}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> I made two emails, one to question his opinions on bisexuals and one to find out just how bad of a strategist. In addition this will test to see if he even beat the game as he purchased 65 dollars of DLC for it, which would have been completely wasted had he not beaten it as you can only access the non-canon/dlc character during the end game. Also, to further test his stupidity, Almaz Von Adamite is a main character in Disgaea and Roy Mustang is a character from Fullmetal Alchemist who has never appeared in a Disgaea title. Seeing as Disgaea is a Strategy Game, I have my doubts as to whether or not Chris has even played the damn thing, let alone beat it. It amuses me greatly knowing he has less common sense than a turkey shoving things up his ass to make him look &quot;too fat&quot; for the hunters to kill.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Stan (song)|Stan]] 'Sonichu's Biggest Gay Fan' Mathers (myteasgonecold@didomail.com)<br /> Dear Chris,<br /> <br /> You still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance! I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans!!!<br /> <br /> If you didn't wanna reply to me outside your Mailbag, you didn't have to, but you coulda at least post a decent reply! You upset Matthew - that's my little brother man, he's only six years old! We waited in front of the computer screen for your reply, for hours, and you just wrote, &quot;[[(INSERT WHAT CHRIS ANSWERS HERE)]]&quot; That's pretty shitty, man - you're like his fucking idol, he wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do<br /> <br /> I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to! Remember when we met in the Poke'mon League - you said if I'd write you you would write back? See, I'm just like you in a way: I never liked those straight JERKS neither, they just always cheat on girls and beat them! I can relate to what you're saying in your comics, so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and browse them all, cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed... I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest!<br /> <br /> Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds - it's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me<br /> <br /> See everything you draw about is real, and I respect you 'cos you tell it. My boyfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7, but he don't know you like I know you Chris, no one does! He don't know what it was like for &quot;Homos&quot; like us growin up!<br /> <br /> You gotta call me man, I'll be the Biggest Gay Fan you'll ever lose!<br /> <br /> Sincerely yours, Stan.<br /> <br /> P.S.: We should be together too &lt;3}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Stan (song)|Stan]] 'Sonichu's Biggest Gay Fan' Mathers (myteasgonecold@didomail.com)<br /> Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Answer-My-Fans,<br /> <br /> This'll be the last message I ever send your ass! It's been [[(INSERT TIME INTERVAL HERE)]] and still no decent reply - I don't deserve it??? I know you got my last two letters, I typed the addresses on 'em perfect<br /> <br /> So this is my last letter I'm sending you, I hope you read it - I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway<br /> <br /> Hey Chris, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, &quot;In the Air of the Night&quot;, about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him???<br /> <br /> That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning!!! Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy reply or a call!!!!! I hope you know I ripped ALL of your drawings off the wall!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> I LOVE YOU CHRISSSSSSS we coulda been TOGEHTER THINK about it YOU RUINED IT now I hope you CAN'T SLEEP and you DREAM about it and when you DREAM I hope you CAN'T SLEEP and you SCREAM about it I hope your CONSCIENCE EATS AT YOU AND YOU CAN'T BREATHE WITHOUT ME SEE CHRIS<br /> <br /> SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!! I'M TRYING TO FUCKING TYPE!!! Hey Chris that's my homo boyfriend screamin in the trunk but I didn't slit his throat I just tied him up see I ain't like you cause if he suffocates he'll suffer more and then he'll die too<br /> <br /> ...<br /> <br /> Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now :) Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit ou}}<br /> <br /> ^-- ''I chose to make &quot;Stan&quot; gay (er... gayer) because that raises the chance Chris won't answer the first letter, or will put it in a Rejected Mailbag, or will write a 3 words reply, or smth. along these lines. That would give me a chance to reenact the whole song. If you think I should better make him an Aspie to get that effect, say so, I'll change the letters. I suggest maybe the mods should post the letters in subsequent Mailbags, so that Chris won't forget &quot;Stan&quot;.'' --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 13:12, 27 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Tor Go (iTaKeCaReOfThEpLaCe@manos.com)<br /> <br /> Hello, Chris. First off, can I just say that I can seriously relate to you? I mean, people put me down all the time, every woman I hit on is already taken...I really understand what you're going through!<br /> <br /> Now, on to the real reason I emailed you. I was once in a movie that didn't do very well in theaters. Later on, I found out that the critics hated it, and years later, my acting debut ended up on a TV show that made fun of bad movies! Tell me, what do you think about critics? Do you think they're too mean, or just doing their jobs?<br /> <br /> Thank you!}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Mac Tonight (Moonman3k@gmail.com)<br /> <br /> Hey Chris, my organization, the KKK loves your comic. We would like you to join. Basically we're a group that believes that Homos should try to become straight and that black boys should find black sweethearts and white boys should find white sweethearts. You may have heard a lot of bad things about us, but we only want to do what god wants us to do and love who we're supposed to. Our official chant is &quot;KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK&quot; we would be honored if you featured that chant and our official spokesman &quot;Moon Man&quot; in an issue of Sonichu. If you do this you will be fully inducted as a member of the KKK, which stands for &quot;Kute Kitty Kat&quot;.<br /> <br /> I have included an image of Moon Man, the KKK official spokesman, please include him in your comic.<br /> &lt;br&gt;http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/272/moonmandrawingcut.th.png&lt;br&gt;<br /> If you get fully inducted you will recieve the title of Electric Dragon<br /> From Head Klansman, Mac Tonight }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Mary Lee Walsh (maryleewalsh@pvcc.edu)<br /> Dearest Christian<br /> I read your comics, perhaps I was wrong. You clearly are a creative genius, I feel really sorry for trying to stand in the way of your finding a girlfriend. I am so sorry. You added me as a villain which I thought was pretty cool, but then you renamed me &quot;Slaweel Ryam&quot; Chris, what I did to you was wrong, and although you may have forgiven me. I would like you to change Slaweel Ryam back to Mary Lee Walsh. Many of the faculty read your comic and I used to brag about how I was included in it. Anyway Chris, I give you full permission to use my name for the villain. Just call it a little something for me, okay? <br /> With Love, Mary Lee Walsh}}<br /> <br /> A test of his gullibility and knowledge, plus Slaweel Ryam is inredibly stupid.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Yuji Naka (Yujinaka@sonicsega.com)<br /> I am the president of the Sega Corporation, Yuji Naka, and I wish to inform you that Sonichu infringes several copyrights. I understand that Sonichu is under the protection of Parody law and is a humorous parody of Sonic The Hedgehog, for which I applaude you. But your use of Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik, Sonic The Hedgehog, Amy Rose, as well as Giavonni (from Pokemon), Optimus Prime (from Transformers) cannot be tolerated. If you wish to sell your product you must refrain from using these characters as well as rewrite the plot to exclude uses of them. You do not own them and no self-respecting company will be found using other people's characters. When Robot Chicken makes a parody, they purchase licenses to use those robots and when Family Guy or Simpsons includes an external character they change the design in order to make it forgein to the original property. Thus they are no longer in fault. Notice the South Park episode &quot;Chimpokomon&quot; which uses non-pokemon characters to poke fun at Pokemon, the name is similar so you can still tell what it is parodying, but had Pikachu been in it they would have been sued instantly.<br /> <br /> To restate my previous statements, Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and Slaweel Ryam, all fine with me. Robotnik, Giavonni, Sonic, Optimus Prime, and Amy Rose... I am afriad you'll have to get the proper concent of Sega, Nintendo, and Bandai to continue displaying images of these characters. Failure to do so will result in a lawsuit. I can already tell you that no one at Sega authorized Sonic, Amy, and Eggman's inclusion. I don't know if Bandai or Nintendo did, but if you wish to gain licenses to Sonic The Hedgehog to continue showing the images with the characters, you will have to ask Sega Of America. <br /> <br /> Good day, you have three months to get the licenses or remove all images containing Perfect Chaos, Amy Rose, Sonic The Hedgehog, and Dr. Ivo &quot;Eggman&quot; Robotnik.<br /> before you recieve a cease and desist.<br /> Sega Of Japan President, Yuji Naka.<br /> <br /> PS: I am pleased with your work, and believe that if you ask our licensing department you should have no problems getting the rights to Sonic, Amy, Robotnik/Eggman, and Perfect Chaos.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Andrew Ryan (andrewryan@rapture.net)<br /> Hey Chris. I've been a fan since sonichu was first released and I'm glad to be writing you. I am impressed with the way you have led CWCville. However, I have a question. Who are your favorite porn actresses?}}<br /> <br /> Ironically, Andrew Ryan would have an aneurysm if he ever heard about CWCville's &quot;Soup Hotels.&quot; But mainly I just want him to be more specific about his taste in women.<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Joseph Goebbels (JGoeb@3rdR.gov)<br /> Dear Christian: <br /> <br /> I am a government worker, and I have given some thought to your stances on homosexuality in CWCville. It occurs to me that the stamping out of the gay community could be accomplished in four simple steps.<br /> <br /> First control the media in the city. It would be rather simple to install a V-chip in all major signal recievers in CWCville so that no Objectionable Content could reach the citizens. This will also serve to keep them docile. <br /> <br /> Second, expand Magi-chan's police force. Create a special task force comprised of sonichus that can work quickly and efficiently, as opposed to the slower police force, which is bogged down with protocol. You could call this the &quot;Sonichu Squad&quot;, or 'SS' for short. They report directly to Magi-chan, and when a homosexual is located, the SS can round them up and place them in a Correction Camp, where their will can be systematically broken and reshaped into something you personally deem more 'kosher'. You can also put them to work while in these camps so that the camps pay for themselves. And for the truly unrepentant homos, they can be given permanent jobs cleaning the smoke stacks around the city.<br /> <br /> Third, a campaign of misinformation against the imaginary 'homo gene' can work wonders. If people can be convinced of the ridiculous notion that a simple sneeze or sharing a coke can turn someone gay, people in the city will be too frightened to even talk to one another, allowing you to consolidate your power for the final step.<br /> <br /> Finally, when the community is about to self-destruct, begin to distribute a 'vaccine' for the gay gene. While this is obviously just snake oil, since no chemical cure for a desire can possibly exist, but in their panic, people will accept what you tell them and heil you as a hero. Never again will you have to worry about impostors or elections. The populace will follow you to any lengths. <br /> <br /> I hope this plan helps you with your current predicament.<br /> <br /> Joseph Goebbels.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Lyla Gowan (lilyonthepond@neural.net)<br /> <br /> Dear Chris,<br /> <br /> My name is Lyla Gowan. I have something important to say to you. I don't think you're gay, but I know why people keep saying you're gay: you act like what people think gay people act like. You like little-girl pop music like Britney Spears and the Backstreet Boys, you like girl's toys like My Little Pony, you like wearing sports bras. These are all meant for girls and women, but because you like them it makes you look like a stereotypical gay guy. And then you go on about how gays are evil and need to be reprogrammed and these people think you're a self-hating gay man who wants to erase gays so you don't have to think about it.<br /> <br /> I don't think you're gay, but I do think you need to see what things are like from our perspective. I'm a lesbian, Chris, and I have to live with oppression every day.<br /> <br /> You gotta understand that gay people suffer a lot. We're hated because we break with how men and women are &quot;supposed&quot; to act. People that are uncomfortable with that like to quote the Bible at us out of context and use that to beat us down. We're alone and hated all over the world. It's terrible. It's like 1960s America, and we're all black, and the law is against us and lots of the people are against us and every step forward we take seems like it's followed by a slip two steps back. The difference is, we can pretend to be someone else, pretend not to be gay... but it's all just pretend. It hurts. You believe in truth and honesty, but the way things are, we can't be true to ourselves, honest with ourselves, just because we're different. The world doesn't want us to be who we are.<br /> <br /> You suffer like us. You're different and people hate you for that. But then you go and hate us because ''we're'' different, or because you don't want to be lumped in with us and made more different. You don't seem to realize that people hate us for the same reasons they hate you. We're ore alike than different. Like I said, I don't think you're gay just because you like My Little Pony and stuff. The same people that hate gay people for who they are also hate people like you because they think what you do is &quot;gay.&quot; Gay people who see you act like a stereotypical gay while also hating gays think you're some kind of closet case, and so they make fun of you. Mostly I think they're out of line, but when you keep saying things like &quot;gay people need to be reprogrammed,&quot; that just makes my heart sink and I start to wonder if you deserve it for being so mean.<br /> <br /> You keep linking that old cartoon, but you don't take its message to heart. You don't like when people say you're gay just because they think you fit what gay people look like. But you hate gays for the same reason! You think that being gay is &quot;unnatural,&quot; so you think they should be fixed--that they're not really bears, just men in fur coats, and that their fur coats can get taken off and they'll fit right back in. But you'd just be hurting them just like other people have hurt you. It's a sad and sick situation and it hurts me to think just because some people call you gay that all gays have to go. Every day I wish the world would accept us for who we are, and even though you could be helping us and helping yourself, you just keep lashing out at people who are like you.<br /> <br /> I just want you to know that I think you should be free to be yourself... but I wish you could think the same of me, Chris, and the same of people like me. I hope you can understand us more, Chris. I hope you do.<br /> <br /> Love,<br /> Layla Gowan.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Stephen Strange &lt;sorcsupremeDoc@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hello Christian<br /> <br /> I've taken great interest in your character Magi-Chan Sonichu. However, your recent statement that he spends his time monitoring the thoughts of CWCvilles citizens disturbs me. You see, Magi-Chan possesses a powerful gift, and if I may speak frankly, this gift is wasted on such trivialities. There are unspeakable horrors lurking on the edge of reality, ready at any second to prey on those unsuspecting of their great evil. These are the forces, the mere mention of whose vagaries test the sanity of even the most sound and rational minds, which demand the constant vigilance of one whose abilities are such that they can be driven away. Magi-Chan is that one. He is by far the most important and powerful of all Sonichus, and as mayor you are squandering his tremendous talents on the whim of your sexual insecurities.<br /> <br /> Without speaking too much of my business, I feel you must redirect Magi-Chan's efforts away from such diversions, and let him get back to his all-important occupation. Don't you feel that the security of CWCville relies upon more than preventing recreational sex between consenting adults? Using him in the manner you do is a vulgar waste.<br /> <br /> The forces of cosmic unbalance are at your doorstep, Christian. I pray you may keep them at bay. <br /> <br /> -Dr. Stephen Strange}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Satoru Iwata &lt;Iwata2002@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hey, fellow Pokemaniac! I have to say, having 387 of the 497 Pokemon at your command must mean you're one tough customer. What moves does your regular gym team (as described in your Sonichu article) have? Especially your Salamence.<br /> <br /> Considering that Sonichus and Rosechus are Pokemon, what are their base stats? I don't mean &quot;Sonichu is very fast,&quot; I mean &quot;Sonichu has 110 base speed and Rosechu has 80 base HP&quot; sort of base stats.<br /> <br /> With this kind of information, we would be able to see how Sonichu and the other Electric Hedgehogs would do in tournaments. Who knows, Sonichu may be the kind of Pokemon that wins matches!}}<br /> <br /> ''Chris' level of technique has been a major issue for me. The easiest way of telling if he's shit or not he is is by his technical knowledge. I hope that he gives me enough to work off of.'' --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:39, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Charles Darwin &lt;cdarwin0100@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hello Christian,<br /> <br /> I have just finished reading your new comic book pages for Sonichu No. 10, and I must say that I am a bit shocked. I have a few questions that I'd like to ask you....<br /> <br /> 1. How can you justify the deaths of the thousands of people in the 4-cent Garbage building who you slaughtered when you demolished it? Your problems lie with Clyde Cash, not the ordinary hard-working people who only worked there to make a living for their family. Was this terrorist attack some sort of a sick, hackneyed attempt at a metaphor for the 9/11 terrorist attacks? Both yourself and Sonichu are mass murderers.<br /> <br /> 2. Why do you hate Jack Thaddeus so much? He may be a homosexual, but isn't he the person who is bankrolling the CWCipedia? Without him, you wouldn't have a website to host your comic books and hate speech. I think that it is certainly very ungrateful and un-Christian to wish death on someone who is your benefactor.<br /> <br /> 3. Speaking of Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash, I am very offended by your constant pleas for them to commit suicide. A very close friend of mine killed himself this summer and I'm still trying to get through it. How would you like it if your mother, father or one of your Gal Pals committed suicide? Making death threats isn't a suitable response for someone being a homosexual.<br /> <br /> 4. However, I must say that it is ironic that the exchange between Jack and Clyde in your comic before their deaths is the closest you've ever come to an honest and poignant moment in your comic. It's apparent that Jack and Clyde care deeply about eachother and act in a realistic manner. This surprised me. No, Christian, I am not inferring that you are a homosexual. I know that you are not.<br /> <br /> I know that you have likened the sexual content and violence in your comic to classic tales such as Romeo and Juliet (which I assure you is not for children) and Family Guy, but including tasteless and horrific scenes of mass murder and suicide is out of line. Chris, I used to really enjoy your comics. I always liked how you had your own personal form of storytelling and artistry, but you've taken things to a new low.<br /> <br /> Please give me a dignified response, and not just &quot;whatever&quot; or a hateful rant calling me a dumbass or yelling at me. I've written to you in a respectful manner, and I'd like to recieve the same from you.<br /> <br /> Charles}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Dick Foamy &lt;jiggadildus@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Dear Chris<br /> I was a gay fan of Sonichu for awhile, there are few comics out there that show tolerance towards the homo people of the world, as such I found Sonichu to be a blessing, a shiny nugget within the tar pits of bad comics. It is nothing short of brilliant, the works of R.L. Stine are nothing in comparison.<br /> <br /> But what's this I hear about a &quot;Homo Vaccine&quot; the idea that my &quot;Homoness&quot; is something that needs to &quot;cured&quot; is, just offensive, I am deeply shocked you would do such a thing, I demand you change something so that the gay vaccine never existed in the first place, or at least just undo it. You can keep all the characers you want straight, to stay straight, but please give the people of cwcville their sexaulities. It is apart of their personal identity, what if I just put a &quot;Sonichu Vaccine&quot; in the water, that made everyone hate Sonichu. You would be pissed!<br /> <br /> I do however fully support Magi-Chan and Silvana Rosechu getting together, I wish to see, how that develops. Just please, for the good of all of your gay fans, get rid of the freaking Gay Vaccine. Didn't you see X-Men:The Last Stand, and how pissed the mutants were, that there was a mutant vaccine?<br /> Yours Truely, Dick Foamy}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Bill Gates &lt;masterchief@picklemail.org&gt;<br /> Dear Chris, I think you should give the Hexbax 360 a try, that just dropped the online fees entirely, it's all free now. The console is awesome and Bayonetta works really well on it, which is a game about a witch woman who turns into a very sexy demoness with her hot ass fully exposed, which a STRAIGHT male such as yourself would really appreciate, also she fights demons, which is awesome, because demons are from the devil. So it also has strong christian values, that I'm sure any family would enjoy, it's rated M for Moof, but like Brutal Legend, I'm sure this one's alright, it's one of my personal favorites. Also it's made by Sega, which made great games like Alex Kidd, Space Channel 5, Golden Axe, and of course Sonic The Hedgehog. I don't think there is a PS3 version, and I didn't hear any plans about an eventual PS3 Release. <br /> <br /> There is also a game called Dead Or Alive Xtreme 2, which is COMPLETELY, TRUELY, AND HONESTLY exclusive to Hexbox 360 which is an awesome Volleyball/Racing game that features boobies. Another straight title, I think you'll enjoy on the Xbox 360.<br /> <br /> I would hate for someone as cool and hip to the gaming community as you to miss out on these great titles, especially when Microsoft has given into fan pressure, and removed all of the online fees.<br /> <br /> From, Sonichu's Biggest Fan, Bill Gates}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Leeroy Jenkins &lt;smoothcriminal@gayniggers.shit&gt;<br /> Dear Chris<br /> How is your comic going to continue if you've got no villians? What the shit man? Without any bad guys there's no suspense, no chase! What da f man?<br /> Other than that, I look forward to all new issues you put up on.<br /> From your fan, LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY Jenkins}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: ZP Theart &lt;ZPTheart@valleyofthedamned.net&gt;<br /> Hey Chris,<br /> Is this the MOTHER FUCKING author of Sonichu? I love that comic, listen I'm in a band called Dragonforce, we're not that popular, but we did manage to get into a video game called Guitar Hero 3 once. It wasn't out best song, just Through The Fire And The Flames, but we hear the kids liked it, and that's all that matters right? But some jams that are really hella tight, are the ones made by your band &quot;Christian And The Hedgehog Boys&quot;, Dragonforce plays kinda, sloppy sometimes, so I was wondering. Do you have any tips that may help us, especially me, I'm the band's singer. You have an aspiration for song, that is just amazing, you have a Bing Crosby flavor to your voice which is just fantastic. How do you keep your vocal chourds in such good shape, so that you can sing, with such amazing fierce power!<br /> <br /> Our song, Through The Fire And The Flames was also featured in another game, called Brutal Legend, maybe you heard of it, it's the new PS3/Xbox 360 adventure starring Jack Black as Eddie Briggs. I personally don't like it very much, but I hear you're game savy, what do you think of it?<br /> <br /> Truthfuthly yours, ZP Motherfuking Theart.<br /> PS: My latest album, Ultra Beatdown is in stores now, I suggest you look into it, it's pretty tight.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Conrad Hall &lt;challcinema@gmail.com&gt;<br /> Dear Chris,<br /> <br /> Recently, I read through some of the questions you've answered and I noticed that, in response to one fan who asked about the odd yellowish tint to your videos, you insisted it was a problem with the PSEye software, and how it records in areas with very little light.<br /> <br /> However, I would just like to point out that, while modern-day video capture technology has become highly advanced over the past decade, this fact remains: If you don't properly light your shooting space, the quality of the video still won't look good. I've seen some of your videos shot with the other camera, and I'm surprised by how dimly-lit your room is. Surely a little extra light in there wouldn't hurt? I mean, it would certainly improve your videos, not to mention it would be less straining on your eyes.<br /> <br /> Furthermore, you've expressed confusion that your PSEye has been having technical problems. I remember you shooting a video where, among other erratic behavior, you threw a phone at the camera. Isn't it possible that this incident may have damaged the camera itself?<br /> <br /> Finally, just for future reference, when you're filming something off of your computer, try using screen capture software instead of using your camera to film the actual computer screen. It looks much more professional.<br /> <br /> Hope you keep this advice in mind!<br /> <br /> -Conrad}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Betty Edwards &lt;bb4art@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Dear Chris,<br /> <br /> As someone fascinated by your interesting art style, may I ask a few questions?<br /> <br /> 1. Do you use a ruler to draw straight lines? If not, why don't you?<br /> <br /> 2. Have you considered using more professional-looking art markers, like Prismacolors? You could easily find such markers at arts and craft stores like Michael's or Hobby Lobby.<br /> <br /> 3. You've said that you don't keep a sketchbook. Why don't you start using one? It'd be great for drawing any concept art, or any quick doodles.<br /> <br /> Thank you!<br /> <br /> Betty}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Will Wright &lt;wwright@maxis.com&gt;<br /> <br /> How come you no longer play PC games? You're missing out on a lot of great stuff!}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Sheila Fistergraff &lt;shegriff@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hey Chris! Wow, I came across a few images of your room, and I must say, that's quite a collection of Legos, Sonic and video game stuff as well as all your Sonichu things. Wow. I, myself, also collect Sonic and Legos, but my lego collection is held in a 5 gallon bucket, and my Sonic things are cleverly displayed in my closet for most part on the upper shelves, aside from my wall scroll, games, a couple posters, an autographed print from Ken Penders (you might have seen his name... he was a writer for the Archie Sonic comics. I've gotten a few signed issues from him too, since he attends Comic Con, which is in my city every year! ^^ ), a couple figures my mom has let me buy with money I earned from doing extra chores/jobs (such as dog sitting for her friend, or helping with moving furniture, since mom has almost gotten herself hurt when she tries it alone...), and a few plushies, one of which I made, one I'm modifying to be more game accurate, and one that's too cute to take apart. Compared to your stuff, mine is like a cereal box prize! I say that because I'm jealous of the Big the Cat one I spotted hidden in the back of a shelf behind some other Sonic figures. I believe it's next to a Sega 32X/Genesis console in that picture, if the cartridge loaded in it tells me enough. <br /> <br /> Anyway... Big the Cat is one of my favorite Sonic characters, but stuff with him in or on it is very hard for me to find. But he's at least a lot easier than finding items based on other minor characters, such as Tails Doll, Bark the Polarbear and Mephiles the Dark... who is currently my most favorite. <br /> <br /> I noticed that you MUST have Sonic The Hedgehog, the 2006 game that was released for both PS3 and Xbox 360 (don't be mad, but I have a 360, because it was a gift for me and my cousin to share from my grandma. It's not too bad really... my older brother, who is now in the Air Force remotely piloting Pedators and the other aircrafts like them overseas from the safety of New Mexico, has a 360 as well, and this allows my cousin and I to play games with him when he has time off. My brother, cousin and I grew up under the same roof, so we're all pretty close no matter how far apart we are. My cousin actually said I can keep this console when we have to split, and he'll get himself a new one. What a nice guy!).<br /> <br /> Well, despite bad reviews and all, I really enjoyed Sonic Next Gen (That's what I call it, because it was in the Next Gen consoles). I really appreciate the use of predestination paradoxes and all the open ends that left everything up for theories. Mephiles especially. You remember him, right? The main bad guy... the one who was the master string puller, and set everything up to his liking? The one who took on the appearance of Shadow? He was really a genius character. <br /> <br /> But, sadly, many people assume that he's simply a cheap recolor of Shadow. That's not the case! He's obviously different! He's colored differently, and walks, talks and stands differently! Heck, he even transforms into a crytalized version (or possibly obsidian, since his counterpart, Iblis, is made of fire, and obsidian is found near volcanos.) of himself, but I hear that people say he looks like Sega just used the design of Sonic the Werehog and modified it to make him! How frustrating it must be for someone to assume something is a rip off of something just because there's an influence or they just can't see it any other way! I often spend time arguing with other Sonic fans that Mephiles is not a recolor and explain how he's different than Shadow. But many still insist that I am wrong. Bummer...<br /> <br /> I can't help but notice you seem to have the same problem with Sonichu. People call him a recolor and a cheap mash up of Sonic and Pikachu. A lot of your other characters are also accused of being recolors of Sonic characters as well...<br /> <br /> Maybe you should make a side by side comparison of all of them next to the supposed things they say you ripped off, and show them once and for all that there is nothing in common with them. Maybe if you show everyone solid proof that you are not stealing characters, maybe they'll leave you alone.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Ellie McKindall &lt;felivestix@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Yo-la, Chris-Chan! I was wondering... have you ever thought about looking back at some of your older comic pages and redoing them, just to see how much you've improved in your art skills? I like to draw, too, and I have a bunch of pictures I drew when I was 15, and told myself when I turn 20, that I'll draw them again with my new skills. That means after June this year, I better have a lot of paper and pencils as well as colors. <br /> <br /> Maybe you should try drawing issue 0 again, and compare them. Take a good look at how much better you've gotten in the past five or so years. I bet you'll be happy with the results.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: &quot;My Mommy Says I Can't Use My Real Name&quot; &lt;xXPrEtTyCoLoRsArEpReTtYXx@aol.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hi, Mr. Chris. I'm 13 and was told recently that I have Aspergers by my doctor, who told my mom first. I was looking up what it meant on our computer, and I came across your site, where you said that those with Aspergers fake it so that they steal the lime light from real Autistics. <br /> <br /> I think that's kinda mean of you. Why would I fake it, if that means that the kids at school, even other girls kick me, throw my books up trees so that I have to be late to class trying to shake them down, push me to the ground and pull my hair while hitting my head, take and crumple up my papers, even my drawings, and steal my things because I can't look them in the eye directly because they scare me, or they do that because I spend my free time hiding behind comics I bring, or even worse to them: I can do my math problems faster than them without a calculator, and I hardly even show my work. I just do it in my head. One time, my GameBoy was stolen and I never got it back. No one cared that it was the last gift I got from a very good friend of my grandma, who died three days after he gave me it for Christmas. He had a heart attack in the early hours, and grandma said he died on the way to the hospital. He had been spending the holidays with us. He was one of the closest things I had to a father, since my real one was never around.<br /> <br /> You really think that I let all this happen to me because I want to make myself look better than real Autistics? I can't even get a pair of glasses to let me see better, because my mom is afraid of the kids breaking them. We tried to get someone to stop them, but they always behave when the principal tries to catch them in on the act. The teachers see it, and try to stop them, but they can only look after me as much as they are allowed. I really hate the times when an adult isn't around. I'm scared to let my cat go outside, because the kids have gone as far as trying to hit him with their bikes, and they'll only leave them alone if I take his place. I really hate getting the gravel out of the scrapes I get from doing that. But better me than my poor kitty... <br /> <br /> I heard you have at least one cat. Maybe more... a lot of people have more than one. You must know how bad it is when someone tries to hurt your cat or any other pet just because they don't like the way you are. I also have a very old chihuahua I rescued from abuse off the streets years ago, and he's just as paranoid as I am about leaving him by himself. Thankfully, no one has gone near him, because his cloudy eyes (he's going blind now from old age) kinda scare them away. <br /> <br /> Please reconsider your opinion about Aspergers. At least let me know that at least one person out there isn't as mean as the rest!}}<br /> <br /> ''I'm new around here, and the three I just added might be a bit long, so feel free to tweak them as you see fit. Oddly, there is a lot of truth behind all this I wrote, but that made it easier to mask the attempts to get answers.<br /> <br /> ''The first one is simply to see if he can come up with convincing evidence that Sonichu is not a ripoff of Sonic. The stuff before the suggestion is to try to see if that catches his attention, by somewhat relating to him, and complimenting him. I really don't see why HE should have that Big the Cat toy, if I have a whole shelf waiting for one to start the figure collecting. XD''<br /> <br /> ''The second one is obvious to me: See if he can see how there is no improvement. If he does, then that's a mind trip. If not, then I failed, and he is still stuck in his idea how his art is the best.<br /> ''<br /> <br /> ''The last one is half based on my childhood, and a little bit of now (minus the fact that I actually got over the obstacle and now enjoy plenty of friends, all of whom we all have get togethers and trips to places as much as possible. ^^ ). By producing a sob story, this is a test of reactions. If he is moved by it, he might try and offer advice, or maybe try and change his opinion in response to the hardships of a young girl. If he just sees &quot;Aspergers&quot; and &quot;Better than real Autistics&quot; and simply rants about how they are not the same and ignores the story itself, then he had reached an all new low where we know that he is willing to insult kids just to make himself seem the best. In other words, this will be a bit of a probe at how far his ego and selfishness goes.''<br /> <br /> ''Hope these are good for my first attempts. I have no idea what I can do to really improve the CWCki right now that you guys haven't covered yet, so for now, I hope this will do... I also suck at email names...'' [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 10:30, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Adriana Amoretto &lt;singlefemaleartist@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Longtime fan here with a bit of a problem!<br /> <br /> I'm in my second semester of college, and I'm taking a required figure drawing class. Every class, we alternate between a male model and a female model - both nude, of course. Well, one of my male classmates objects to having to draw the male model, since he thinks looking at the guy's naked body is turning him gay, and has been telling the teacher that he only wants us to look at and draw women. I've been telling the teacher not to listen to him, since I believe that it's important for us to draw both the female and male figure. (Plus, the guy model is HOT ;) I don't want to give up looking at that gorgeous bod, especially those pecs!)<br /> <br /> Who do you think is right?}}<br /> <br /> ''Just wanted to confront Chris about his implied belief that looking at naked people of a particular sex will make you attracted to that sex. Plus, he seems to be unaware that women can be turned on by the naked male figure, since he thought that the'' New Moon ''parody posters in Asperchu were gay propaganda just because of the naked/half-naked guys. And of course, the &quot;pecs&quot; bit is just a nice little jab at his &quot;All guys should wear bras!&quot; statement.''--[[User:TheyCalledMeMad|TheyCalledMeMad]] 16:48, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Kristy Schandiler &lt;whatalifeilead@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris-Chan, I got a very interesting question for you: If there is a gay gene, then how is it passed on? Are the gay people making babies with each other, or are they having babies with the opposite sex? If they're doing the last one, then wouldn't that make them STRAIGHT then? <br /> <br /> Because my father had another daughter with someone who wasn't my mom (my mom and dad never married, so it's not cheating.), and that means I have a half sister. But she likes girls, and I don't have a preference (if I did, I would chose boys), but she's my little sister, so I can't hate her. How did she get the gay gene if our dad is obviously STRAIGHT (he's had an least 4 kids with 3 women (my big half brother has a different mom too), and he now married with an awesome professional antro artist, who I think I as a big sister I never had. Also, my sister's mom has been with many guys, so she's STRAIGHT too. How can you explain this? What about me? Do I have a no preference gene? Both my parents are STRAIGHT, so where did it come from?<br /> <br /> I heard you don't like gay people and encourage others to do the same because gay people will turn us gay too... But this is my little sister here. She doesn't try to make me follow her on that, so she's not causing problems. Should I follow your adivce, or do what I've always done and love my little sister as I've always had. When we were kids, she looked up to me, and always wanted me to be the &quot;adult&quot; so we could get on rides together at theme parks and fairs. I remeber the time she was finally brave enough to try the rollercoaster. She's my only blood related sister, so I don't want to ruin that.}}<br /> <br /> Just an idea I got based on a bit of truth. But really, how would this so called &quot;gay gene&quot; be passed on if it's impossible to procreate with the same sex, unless you're like a snail or something. Humans just can't do that. [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 20:50, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Ernst Röhm &lt;ernstroehm55@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Dear Christian,<br /> <br /> I heard you had a highschool reunion soon, I bet you are excited. I remember mine, which I had about a year ago. It was good to see all my old friends and foes again and find out what they were doing these days (as well as brag about my own exploits - I've come far in life since my school days)<br /> <br /> But as opposed to me, you are famous. That's something that will probably trigger some conversations! I do have an inquiry, however. I, for one, and I'm sure many other loyal fans would like to know more about the reunion, I'm sure you understand.<br /> <br /> 1) When is the reunion?<br /> 2) Will you videotape it in some manner for your fans?<br /> 3) What do you look most forward to about it?<br /> 4) Will you give us a summary of how it went?<br /> 5) Who are you most excited to meet again (you can name multiple people if you want) and why?<br /> <br /> Sincerely,<br /> <br /> Ernst}}<br /> ''This is my first Mail for this operation, I hope I did everything well. Are we supposed to send these ourselves? Will they just be moved?'' [[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 12:37, 23 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Nos Crit<br /> <br /> If all this happened before this Christian Love Day, wouldn't Asperchu or anything associated with him have existed yet?<br /> <br /> Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash didn't start trolling you before then, either, and Alec, Sean, and Mao were never heard of then.<br /> <br /> Asperpedia, Moon-Pals, Gay4Sonichu, Asperchu, and Metal Asperchu never existed until a year later, AFTER Christian Love Day.<br /> <br /> Also, Bush was still president during 2008, not Obama.}}<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Alex Solzhenitsein<br /> <br /> You told us Issue 10 takes place in 2008. BEFORE Obama became president, BEFORE Asperchu, Moon-Pals, and Asperpedia, BEFORE Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, Sean, Mao, and Alec Benson Leary were ever heard of at all. If it really is 2008, how come you're going after all these people if they never done anything to you at all BEFORE 2009?<br /> <br /> From what I'm seeing, you care more about getting back at other people than pleasing your fans or making sense of your story.<br /> <br /> Also, we can see what other emails of other people you deleted in the Recent Changes page. They still exist, even after you delete them.<br /> <br /> If you delete this email, people will know. We're not stupid.}}<br /> These guys' names are short for Nostalgia Critic and Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, in case Beat's Keeping Track still. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:27, 26 January 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sonichu_10&diff=65550 2010-01-26T00:15:31Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>==Continuity==<br /> You know, my own theory is that Chris's fucked up numbering system finally managed to confuse Chris himself and/or he just lost track. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:40, 15 March 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> So, if the medallion never gave him power, that means that the entire Anchuent Prophecy is null in void, and none of the events following Sonichu entering the mystic cave could have ever happened.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]<br /> <br /> Not to mention as well that it's obvious that the &quot;high school ring&quot; was just made up at the last second. If his high school ring gave him the power all this time, then why did he even have the retarded medallion in the first place? Speaking of the medallion, how did he obtain it before the Anchuent Prophecy if that was a key piece in the plot? It wasn't even explained WHY he decided &quot;Hey, I'm gonna wear a medallion of a creature before the creature is even introduced everyday for no apparent reason!&quot; Besides that, if the ring gave the power, why is the spot where his Sonichu medallion his weak point? Following the laws of most video games (knowing Chris abides by them), when you attack the source of power on a boss enemy, that is usually their weak point. I mean, does he not even care about the story anymore? GODDAMMIT CHRIS YOU'RE MAKING ME WORSE THAN YOU WITH MY RAMBLINGS. FUCK. --[[User:Wild Sonichu|Wild Sonichu]] 04:38, 6 May 2009 (CEST)<br /> <br /> I find the idea of continuity in ''Sonichu'' comics quite upsetting. It was as if Chris had enough forethought to plan the whole thing. He was always impulsive over the whole storyline, mostly engrossed by a quest of pitiful revenge. I am ready to bet an old 5$ bill that, if he's called over the whole lack of continuity regarding the Anchuent Prophecy, he will just make the tribe leader appear on one page and say &quot;No, that's cool&quot;. He's a crappy storyteller, that's all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:05, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> Well, he's all caught up with the pages and... it's funny. He &lt;i&gt;didn't&lt;/i&gt; change the part where he sent his medallion to his &quot;sweetheart&quot;, Blanca... despite the fact that he just set up a date with Lovely. LOL.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 08:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> Ya know, I just realized that his comics never had a plot up until Crystal got trapped in the mirror. Look over the comics and you'll find that this is the ONE AND ONLY ongoing conflict in the entire fucking &quot;series&quot;. Everything else is resolved in one &quot;episode&quot; except for the Off target sub episodes, which was resolved in two episodes. Regardless of how little the comics after Crystal got trapped in the mirror focused on her, it's been completely about finding the Sonichu testicles to save her. Sure, he's taken the majority of the time she's been gone trying to &quot;expand&quot; upon his characters but like I said, saving Crystal stretched over five of his shitty comics.----rob<br /> <br /> ==Fun fact about Lovely Weather==<br /> Chris thinks it's [[random access humor|fucking hilarious]] to sing (to the tune of &quot;Sleigh Ride&quot;): &quot;Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with...&quot; over and over. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:28, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> *That sounds like a drag queen name. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 11:02, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br /> **I don't understand. I'm scared.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:20, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br /> **I was going to say it sounds like a show dog name, but I think I like Anaconda's comparison better --[[User:TheyCalledMeMad|TheyCalledMeMad]] 18:37, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br /> **Lovely Weather sounds like a name I'd use for a character... which disturbs me quite deeply. Also, any idea if Lovely Weather is based on a real person (again) or if Chris is making up a codename for a future sweetheart? [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br /> *** Page 2. He claims to have took advantage of the fact that he looks like his future self, and then fucked His future self's wife while his future self was at work. Yeah. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:52, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br /> **** This is the disgusting part. How creepy it is to have sex with your own future wife? And what about the whole Episode 19 &quot;God-Jesus Says Ivy&amp;Chris 4EVAH&quot;? How pissed God should be that Ivy is dead and Chris's first thought out of the void was to tell all about the nookie he had with a married wife. Not much Christian values here ...[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:35, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br /> *** Also, this makes it that he's no longer a virgin in the comics, is the biggest single departure from RealChris yet. Even all his other victories were somehow unsuccessful in some way. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br /> *** Chris understands time travel as Futurama presented it; X has always happened and/or will always happen. PresentChris took advantage of his future wife; FutureChris is this same Chris who 6 years ago took advantage of his resembling a married man to bed that man's wife. I guess Chris thinks it's justified because Lovely later married him. Just ''something'' about the whole situation is wrong, but due to the mechanics of time travel, pinning down exactly what is hard. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br /> ::* But, that's the thing: In Futurama, it was the ''past'', not the ''future'' where it occurred. If I remember correctly, Fry had accidentally vaporized the man who he thought was his grandfather and ended up boffing his grandmother. He didn't realize until Farnsworth told him that HE was his own ''grandfather''. Chris essentially screwed up the entire premise by going into the future. He won't have any direct affect to his ''present''.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:32, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br /> ::* Perhaps because she married the Chris of her present, not the Chris of 6 years previous? I mean, who you are as a person is a function of time; I don't really feel like I'm the same person I was 6 years ago. A lot has changed since then. The fact of the matter is that the Chris she took to be her husband wasn't the real Chris she knew and married. It may as well have been someone in a full-body Chris suit, because one would assume that the Chris of 2009 to be different in mind than the Chris of 2015, though, the ever-ignorant manchild... maybe that's not a good assumption. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 02:37, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br /> :::*I think that's why one could argue it's rape if past Chris presents himself as future Chris, as they could be totally different people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)<br /> :::* Try comparing Chris between now and when he started the comic and try seeing how changed he is.[/sarcasm, sort of] --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:45, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br /> :::* More likely, Lovely Weather saw through Chris' deception but didn't care because future chris was fatter and completely bald. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 03:24, 1 January 2010 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==How to incorporate preview?==<br /> Any suggestions on how to discuss the preview, since we'll be approaching the point where the preview is incorporated into the regular storyline? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> i say we merge it with the regular episode description once Chris Manages to reach it.<br /> <br /> i'm sure that's what Chris will do anyway, and when the time comes to merge them we'll use the preview section as a Christory lesson on how he put up the preview, and what pages the preview took place in. --[[User:Homor|Homor]] 12:06, 17 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Japanese message ==<br /> <br /> : A message in Japanese characters listed as a &quot;controversial statement!&quot; is seen to the right.<br /> OK, I know next to nothing about Japanese. I punched &quot;controversial&quot; in WWWJDIC and it says 問題発言 is &quot;problematical statement; controversial statement&quot;. Which kind of looks like the marks which Chris's artistic pencil left on the paper, hence scanned and uploaded and now troubling our retinas. Now, the question remains: Which episode of Excel-Saga was this ripped off from? I still haven't watched all of them. (And if it's not from Excel-Saga: sorry, ''I just got this weird feeling that it could be from there.'' I can't really explain it.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 00:40, 22 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> The first episode. IIRC it's from Excel saying that manga artists are scum so who cares if they die, or something to that effect. Then, it was funny because it was prominent and after an actually controversial statement. Here? Pure, glorious shit. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==Cogsdev is a gal-pal now?==<br /> <br /> I... don't know what to think about this. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:40, 23 December 2009 (CET)<br /> *wut now? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:22, 1 January 2010 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==Plagiarism to the EXTREME==<br /> <br /> This is interesting... or not, but even still. It seems that Chris is really pushing the tracing deals to the extreme here. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic10P12.jpg|the picture of Chris-Chan Sonichu] was apparently [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/9184.html|traced from a piece of Sonic fan art], as well [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/images/thumb/1/1f/SchuComic10P22.jpg/512px-SchuComic10P22.jpg| the first two fight &quot;panels&quot;] were ripped from a fight scene from the Archie Sonic comic &quot;Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles&quot;. Maybe I've missed some others earlier (basically scared to look back), but this is probably the worse I've seen Chris rip off stuff in his comic (in terms of scenes, not ideas). --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:02, 27 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Popit tool. ==<br /> <br /> I know no one probably gives a shit but the &quot;beams&quot; that Jason, Beel and Chris use are the popit tool from little big planet. It was tough to tell what it was until I actually played LBP and recognized that the menu Jason is fiddling with is the tool menu from the stage creation mode.<br /> <br /> Cept Jason and Beel use a red popit tool, Chris uses a red one yet it is only blue in the games. Just pointing Stupid shit out guys. Happy new year.--[[User:Rob|Rob]] 09:50, 1 January 2010 (CET)rob<br /> <br /> **Actually, the color it appears in the game is based on the color the player uses for their Sackboy. Conceivably it could be one of the many colors from the game, including red. It just happens to be red here because red is &quot;evil&quot; and Chris is a moron. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:08, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Page 29==<br /> Chris looks so bored. Also, how little effort could this possibly take? Seeing this page just fills me with hate and anger.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:45, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Pages 30-34==<br /> God DAMN. I just ''love'' how Chris writes his characters ''not'' as actual characters, but as ''mouthpieces'' for his own self! I mean, look at Jason! In Issue 8, Jason says that he doesn't want to take down Chris's ED page and is willing to launch a pickle at Rosechu, yet here, he condemns Jack and Clyde for being homo trolls and decides to retire away. Then, BEEL, of all people, condemns THEM for being homo trolls! Then, Chris makes the two commit suicide, just like he wants them to!<br /> <br /> Augh! So much rage!<br /> <br /> On a side note, I love how Chris inserts that side note that he wants the MMPR team again and &quot;disses&quot; the other teams. Wow, way to live in the past, Chris! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:27, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :*Chris always amaze me. I keep on thinking about how deeply retarded the whole comic is and, oh so suddenly, he finds a way to dig himself in a hole a lot deeper. I wonder how Clyde and Jack will react to this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:31, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :**I want them to make him ''really'' suffer for that. Otherwise, once he's done making Issue 10, I'm gonna go make my own comic in retaliation. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 04:47, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :***Sweet merciful Jesus, ''why?'' The last ten pages or so are probably the most disgusting things I've ever read (and this from someone who's read and lol'd at almost all of this wiki). They make ''even less sense'' than the typical Chris tract. I'm almost impressed at how in these ten pages he's managed to pack in so much fail. That's it, I'm making a comic where Naitsirhc is the hero and saves everybody. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 05:24, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :**** Hey, dipwad, I called it! Nah, I'm kidding, but mostly about the dipwad part. I got a good chunk of plot for my comic thought down, but I'd like to ask about your's first. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*****I'll put the general overview in my sandbox. And @ Griffintown's post below: Reading these pages is pretty much like watching Chris jerk himself off. He's only doing it to satisfy some vague desire to be the big boy on the playground. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 05:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :****I just read them. The crazy thing is, I'll bet he actually considers this a victory. He's sitting in his room right now going &quot;I showed those trolls a thing or two!&quot; Ok, no, actually he's probably still frothing mad over mailbag 32, but the point remains.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:32, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*****That's it. CWCville is this magical place in his head where he can win all his battles. Chris acts as if his comics (and mostly everything he produces, videos and texts included) were Magical Talismans able to affect the real life. The best think that can happen right now is to see some serious &quot;Clyde &amp; Jack&quot; action who will force Chris to &quot;Undead&quot; them in the next comic so he can beat them again. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:42, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Why does this remind me of the GI Joe episode where Cobra made a machine to destroy buildings with the power of rock?--[[User:Yawn|Yawn]] 5:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Page 36==<br /> Rosechu is menstruating despite being medically sterile and being a Pokemon. Also, tampons and kinky sex in a TV-Y7 work. I don't know, I have trouble even thinking of the page without being filled with rage at the directions Chris takes his comic in. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 04:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Page 37==<br /> Christian... Freaking... Love... Day... I thought he was reaching the bottom in retardation but this is so... wrong. THIS begs to be turned into a &quot;Gay Day&quot; celebration. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:10, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *It does! And what's so funny is that, Chris actually thinks that, if there WAS a cure for homosexuality, everyone in the world would be willing to go through this. Yes, I know this is Chris's world and we're just looking in, but still, this had to be said. First of all, vaccines are voluntary, not mandatory. If someone came up and said &quot;Hey, we got the cure for homosexuality! Come and get it!&quot;, how many would take it? Not very many! Second of all, there's no real plausible way the cure could be passed through the water. That's only really in movies or comics! Water treatment plants have too many chemicals that would dilute or eradicate it. Besides, even if they did drink it, it has to be through the blood, not the stomach.<br /> <br /> :I know, again, it's Chris's world, but I just had to get it out of my system. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:23, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == oh boy! ==<br /> <br /> After Jacks appearance in the comic, we should expect an epic phone call soon! -[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 3:45 PM, January 8th 2010<br /> <br /> ==Page 40==<br /> <br /> &quot;Oh, Don't Worry, I am consentual.&quot; is now my favorite line in the whole frickin' comic. Because it's just... so wrong on so many levels. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 16:16, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Add to this the &quot;Lovely Weather will be my wife&quot; angle and then you realize how twisted Chris can be. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:19, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Add this to the fact that, canonically in Family Guy, Meg gets a sex change in the future. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 16:33, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *I was weirded out by the Lovely Weather kinky time-travel sechs thing, but not as much as other people (Chris never did tell all the details, so for all we know, he could've told her, or FutureChris might have even been involved in a kinky time-threesome. The whole thing was unsavory to me, but I reserved judgment and wrote it off as Chris being Chris) ...but this, THIS is what shocked and made me sick, because previously, Comic-Chris never actually 'cheated' because his sweethearts either disappeared or died or whatevs; and I'm one of those people who think cheating (and ''unrepentant'' cheating at that!) is one of the worst things you can do in a relationship.<br /> <br /> : [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/puppet_chaos/whut.jpg The Medicine Seller probably would react the same way I did] Too bad I don't have a Sword of Exorcism. (...if you know what I'm talking about, you get a cookie made out of internet and win) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 16:42, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*Someone should save those last few pages with Meg and all the pages where Lovely Weather is mentioned just in case Chris retcons either one of them. Unfortunately, atm, CWCipedia is fucking down again. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 19:08, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :**Godfuckingdamnit, 100mb, undown CWCipedia already! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:00, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :**Done! I am happy(er)! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:59, 10 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Page 42==<br /> Pfft. I like that &quot;apology&quot;. &quot;I know I drew some very stupid and offensive pages, but I wanted to get through your DAMN DIRTY SKULLS that I'm STRAIGHT! Please, don't leave me!&quot;<br /> <br /> He starts to apologize, derails, then grovels. Epic Chris. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:51, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == So meg was Silvana. ==<br /> <br /> I'm sure Chris has some retarded plot planned around this, but the only thing that's really important is the fact that he just knowingly drew himself making out with a hedgehog that has a dick.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:18, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * What surprised me is that he essentially subverted his whole Meg Griffin fantasy and more or less acknowledged that it was pretty messed up. It's a strange level of self-awareness. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> **Of course it makes you wonder, why did Magi-chan just watch?--[[Yawn|Yawn]] 6:58, 12 January 2010<br /> :* Maybe Magi-Chan just doesn't give a shit? He seems pretty lazy, judging by how much time he just spends doing nothing. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 07:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Collosal Chris-Chan ==<br /> <br /> Oh God, he actually used it. He actually used that horrible thing.<br /> <br /> Two other things:<br /> 1. Page 43-44's transformation sequence is a direct ripoff of the Super Sonic/Shadow transformation before the final boss in Sonic Adventure 2.<br /> 2. Himself in panel 3 of Page 43, (the one where he's looking up), is sadly the best drawing he's done, anatomy-wise. (note the head isn't _too_ mishapen) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Just noticed this ==<br /> <br /> Magi-chan, on page 37, said that homosexuality and asexuality are extinct... but nothing about bisexuality. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 17:27, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*My main theory on this is that Chris is ignorant of bisexuality. At the moment someone will ask the question, he will say something like &quot;Yes, them too.&quot;. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** As someone who has spent some time in the South, for a lot of people bisexuality is syononymous with homosexuality. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:13, 26 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Recent Pages==<br /> <br /> Wow... the fail is overwhelming here. Zelina's just another vapid Rosechu, Chris actually thinks that people use their X-Box as fully functioning computers, he rips off a stage from the ''Shadow the Hedgehog'' game, he fails in website protection, he turns the Asperchu-type Sonichu characters into vapid, worshiping idiots who wanted real names, then strips them of what they had because he can.<br /> <br /> Jeezus, Chris.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:36, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Note also that Chris sprouts a third eye after he jams his finger in the controller port. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 04:32, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Note also also that &quot;Mitch Sonichu&quot; looks like the [http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Uja7HbHJnMk/Sb8aG3Nr7gI/AAAAAAAAAHg/MUf8op1X4Xk/s320/brawny.jpg Brawny paper towel guy], an ambiguously gay lumberjack. Chris, for someone who swears up and down that HE IS STRAIGHT STRAIGHT STRAIGHT, has no problem whiling away his leisure time giving free, unsolicited homomasculine makeovers to random dudes. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 04:53, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Christian is a God ==<br /> <br /> According to page 57 that is. The Asperchu Sonichu comments on how Alec made him &quot;worship a false God&quot; (Liquid Chris), but apparently they worshiped Christian from before.<br /> <br /> And now we have recolors of recolors.<br /> <br /> Someone should also point out to Chris that Microsoft is also the creator of Windows, which is what he uses. -[[User:Scarf|Scarf]] 20:23, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == What's the dating sim? ==<br /> <br /> What's the Hex Bawx dating sim that Chris refers to? I haven't had dinner today and I can't find a darn thing on xbox.com &amp;mdash; if there's one thing that bugs me about Xbox, it's that Microsoft has no idea on usability in certain cases =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 12:48, 21 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :A game called &quot;Don't be nervous talking 2 girls&quot; link: [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182]. I wonder how he found out about this, I know in /cwc/ we were talking about showing this to him but nothing came from it. Makes me wonder if the autistic wonder is actually lurking on a better board than EDF. --[[User:Da-zen-man|Da-zen-man]] 21:53, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Pages 61-68 ==<br /> <br /> Someone better get to summarizing these shit stains. I can't because I'm at school and can't look at them for more than a second each --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:47, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * On it. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:07, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** I summarized them, but some details aren't so great. I haven't read Moon Pals, nor all of Asperchu, and I have no idea who the blond chick is at that table. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:34, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == President Obama? ==<br /> <br /> It's August '08 during episode 21. Obama won't be president for 4 more months, and even then, I figure the economy is more pressing than Asperchu. Hell, the Asperpedia wouldn't be made until 2010, so Collosal Chris-Chan is raging at things that wouldn't happen for over a year. He just can't leave that soapbox alone!--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 22:21, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * It gets dumber than that, Chris supposedly destroyed Asperpedia when he blew up the HEX BAWKS, didn't he? I'm amused that begging the president for intervention made its return. Its almost like a shout-out to the ED days.<br /> * I want to send an email about this, but I'm afraid the Sysop's gonna reject it like she did the last three. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:51, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** What the hell? I sent in two, anyways. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:15, 26 January 2010 (UTC)</div>

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<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>==Continuity==<br /> You know, my own theory is that Chris's fucked up numbering system finally managed to confuse Chris himself and/or he just lost track. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:40, 15 March 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> So, if the medallion never gave him power, that means that the entire Anchuent Prophecy is null in void, and none of the events following Sonichu entering the mystic cave could have ever happened.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]<br /> <br /> Not to mention as well that it's obvious that the &quot;high school ring&quot; was just made up at the last second. If his high school ring gave him the power all this time, then why did he even have the retarded medallion in the first place? Speaking of the medallion, how did he obtain it before the Anchuent Prophecy if that was a key piece in the plot? It wasn't even explained WHY he decided &quot;Hey, I'm gonna wear a medallion of a creature before the creature is even introduced everyday for no apparent reason!&quot; Besides that, if the ring gave the power, why is the spot where his Sonichu medallion his weak point? Following the laws of most video games (knowing Chris abides by them), when you attack the source of power on a boss enemy, that is usually their weak point. I mean, does he not even care about the story anymore? GODDAMMIT CHRIS YOU'RE MAKING ME WORSE THAN YOU WITH MY RAMBLINGS. FUCK. --[[User:Wild Sonichu|Wild Sonichu]] 04:38, 6 May 2009 (CEST)<br /> <br /> I find the idea of continuity in ''Sonichu'' comics quite upsetting. It was as if Chris had enough forethought to plan the whole thing. He was always impulsive over the whole storyline, mostly engrossed by a quest of pitiful revenge. I am ready to bet an old 5$ bill that, if he's called over the whole lack of continuity regarding the Anchuent Prophecy, he will just make the tribe leader appear on one page and say &quot;No, that's cool&quot;. He's a crappy storyteller, that's all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:05, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> Well, he's all caught up with the pages and... it's funny. He &lt;i&gt;didn't&lt;/i&gt; change the part where he sent his medallion to his &quot;sweetheart&quot;, Blanca... despite the fact that he just set up a date with Lovely. LOL.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 08:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> Ya know, I just realized that his comics never had a plot up until Crystal got trapped in the mirror. Look over the comics and you'll find that this is the ONE AND ONLY ongoing conflict in the entire fucking &quot;series&quot;. Everything else is resolved in one &quot;episode&quot; except for the Off target sub episodes, which was resolved in two episodes. Regardless of how little the comics after Crystal got trapped in the mirror focused on her, it's been completely about finding the Sonichu testicles to save her. Sure, he's taken the majority of the time she's been gone trying to &quot;expand&quot; upon his characters but like I said, saving Crystal stretched over five of his shitty comics.----rob<br /> <br /> ==Fun fact about Lovely Weather==<br /> Chris thinks it's [[random access humor|fucking hilarious]] to sing (to the tune of &quot;Sleigh Ride&quot;): &quot;Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with...&quot; over and over. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:28, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> *That sounds like a drag queen name. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 11:02, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br /> **I don't understand. I'm scared.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:20, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br /> **I was going to say it sounds like a show dog name, but I think I like Anaconda's comparison better --[[User:TheyCalledMeMad|TheyCalledMeMad]] 18:37, 9 December 2009 (CET)<br /> **Lovely Weather sounds like a name I'd use for a character... which disturbs me quite deeply. Also, any idea if Lovely Weather is based on a real person (again) or if Chris is making up a codename for a future sweetheart? [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br /> *** Page 2. He claims to have took advantage of the fact that he looks like his future self, and then fucked His future self's wife while his future self was at work. Yeah. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:52, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br /> **** This is the disgusting part. How creepy it is to have sex with your own future wife? And what about the whole Episode 19 &quot;God-Jesus Says Ivy&amp;Chris 4EVAH&quot;? How pissed God should be that Ivy is dead and Chris's first thought out of the void was to tell all about the nookie he had with a married wife. Not much Christian values here ...[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:35, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br /> *** Also, this makes it that he's no longer a virgin in the comics, is the biggest single departure from RealChris yet. Even all his other victories were somehow unsuccessful in some way. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)<br /> *** Chris understands time travel as Futurama presented it; X has always happened and/or will always happen. PresentChris took advantage of his future wife; FutureChris is this same Chris who 6 years ago took advantage of his resembling a married man to bed that man's wife. I guess Chris thinks it's justified because Lovely later married him. Just ''something'' about the whole situation is wrong, but due to the mechanics of time travel, pinning down exactly what is hard. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br /> ::* But, that's the thing: In Futurama, it was the ''past'', not the ''future'' where it occurred. If I remember correctly, Fry had accidentally vaporized the man who he thought was his grandfather and ended up boffing his grandmother. He didn't realize until Farnsworth told him that HE was his own ''grandfather''. Chris essentially screwed up the entire premise by going into the future. He won't have any direct affect to his ''present''.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:32, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br /> ::* Perhaps because she married the Chris of her present, not the Chris of 6 years previous? I mean, who you are as a person is a function of time; I don't really feel like I'm the same person I was 6 years ago. A lot has changed since then. The fact of the matter is that the Chris she took to be her husband wasn't the real Chris she knew and married. It may as well have been someone in a full-body Chris suit, because one would assume that the Chris of 2009 to be different in mind than the Chris of 2015, though, the ever-ignorant manchild... maybe that's not a good assumption. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 02:37, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br /> :::*I think that's why one could argue it's rape if past Chris presents himself as future Chris, as they could be totally different people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)<br /> :::* Try comparing Chris between now and when he started the comic and try seeing how changed he is.[/sarcasm, sort of] --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:45, 11 December 2009 (CET)<br /> :::* More likely, Lovely Weather saw through Chris' deception but didn't care because future chris was fatter and completely bald. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 03:24, 1 January 2010 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==How to incorporate preview?==<br /> Any suggestions on how to discuss the preview, since we'll be approaching the point where the preview is incorporated into the regular storyline? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> i say we merge it with the regular episode description once Chris Manages to reach it.<br /> <br /> i'm sure that's what Chris will do anyway, and when the time comes to merge them we'll use the preview section as a Christory lesson on how he put up the preview, and what pages the preview took place in. --[[User:Homor|Homor]] 12:06, 17 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Japanese message ==<br /> <br /> : A message in Japanese characters listed as a &quot;controversial statement!&quot; is seen to the right.<br /> OK, I know next to nothing about Japanese. I punched &quot;controversial&quot; in WWWJDIC and it says 問題発言 is &quot;problematical statement; controversial statement&quot;. Which kind of looks like the marks which Chris's artistic pencil left on the paper, hence scanned and uploaded and now troubling our retinas. Now, the question remains: Which episode of Excel-Saga was this ripped off from? I still haven't watched all of them. (And if it's not from Excel-Saga: sorry, ''I just got this weird feeling that it could be from there.'' I can't really explain it.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 00:40, 22 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> The first episode. IIRC it's from Excel saying that manga artists are scum so who cares if they die, or something to that effect. Then, it was funny because it was prominent and after an actually controversial statement. Here? Pure, glorious shit. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==Cogsdev is a gal-pal now?==<br /> <br /> I... don't know what to think about this. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:40, 23 December 2009 (CET)<br /> *wut now? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:22, 1 January 2010 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==Plagiarism to the EXTREME==<br /> <br /> This is interesting... or not, but even still. It seems that Chris is really pushing the tracing deals to the extreme here. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic10P12.jpg|the picture of Chris-Chan Sonichu] was apparently [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/9184.html|traced from a piece of Sonic fan art], as well [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/images/thumb/1/1f/SchuComic10P22.jpg/512px-SchuComic10P22.jpg| the first two fight &quot;panels&quot;] were ripped from a fight scene from the Archie Sonic comic &quot;Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles&quot;. Maybe I've missed some others earlier (basically scared to look back), but this is probably the worse I've seen Chris rip off stuff in his comic (in terms of scenes, not ideas). --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:02, 27 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Popit tool. ==<br /> <br /> I know no one probably gives a shit but the &quot;beams&quot; that Jason, Beel and Chris use are the popit tool from little big planet. It was tough to tell what it was until I actually played LBP and recognized that the menu Jason is fiddling with is the tool menu from the stage creation mode.<br /> <br /> Cept Jason and Beel use a red popit tool, Chris uses a red one yet it is only blue in the games. Just pointing Stupid shit out guys. Happy new year.--[[User:Rob|Rob]] 09:50, 1 January 2010 (CET)rob<br /> <br /> ==Page 29==<br /> Chris looks so bored. Also, how little effort could this possibly take? Seeing this page just fills me with hate and anger.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:45, 5 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Pages 30-34==<br /> God DAMN. I just ''love'' how Chris writes his characters ''not'' as actual characters, but as ''mouthpieces'' for his own self! I mean, look at Jason! In Issue 8, Jason says that he doesn't want to take down Chris's ED page and is willing to launch a pickle at Rosechu, yet here, he condemns Jack and Clyde for being homo trolls and decides to retire away. Then, BEEL, of all people, condemns THEM for being homo trolls! Then, Chris makes the two commit suicide, just like he wants them to!<br /> <br /> Augh! So much rage!<br /> <br /> On a side note, I love how Chris inserts that side note that he wants the MMPR team again and &quot;disses&quot; the other teams. Wow, way to live in the past, Chris! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:27, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :*Chris always amaze me. I keep on thinking about how deeply retarded the whole comic is and, oh so suddenly, he finds a way to dig himself in a hole a lot deeper. I wonder how Clyde and Jack will react to this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:31, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :**I want them to make him ''really'' suffer for that. Otherwise, once he's done making Issue 10, I'm gonna go make my own comic in retaliation. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 04:47, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :***Sweet merciful Jesus, ''why?'' The last ten pages or so are probably the most disgusting things I've ever read (and this from someone who's read and lol'd at almost all of this wiki). They make ''even less sense'' than the typical Chris tract. I'm almost impressed at how in these ten pages he's managed to pack in so much fail. That's it, I'm making a comic where Naitsirhc is the hero and saves everybody. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 05:24, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :**** Hey, dipwad, I called it! Nah, I'm kidding, but mostly about the dipwad part. I got a good chunk of plot for my comic thought down, but I'd like to ask about your's first. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*****I'll put the general overview in my sandbox. And @ Griffintown's post below: Reading these pages is pretty much like watching Chris jerk himself off. He's only doing it to satisfy some vague desire to be the big boy on the playground. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 05:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :****I just read them. The crazy thing is, I'll bet he actually considers this a victory. He's sitting in his room right now going &quot;I showed those trolls a thing or two!&quot; Ok, no, actually he's probably still frothing mad over mailbag 32, but the point remains.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:32, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*****That's it. CWCville is this magical place in his head where he can win all his battles. Chris acts as if his comics (and mostly everything he produces, videos and texts included) were Magical Talismans able to affect the real life. The best think that can happen right now is to see some serious &quot;Clyde &amp; Jack&quot; action who will force Chris to &quot;Undead&quot; them in the next comic so he can beat them again. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:42, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Why does this remind me of the GI Joe episode where Cobra made a machine to destroy buildings with the power of rock?--[[User:Yawn|Yawn]] 5:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Page 36==<br /> Rosechu is menstruating despite being medically sterile and being a Pokemon. Also, tampons and kinky sex in a TV-Y7 work. I don't know, I have trouble even thinking of the page without being filled with rage at the directions Chris takes his comic in. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 04:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Page 37==<br /> Christian... Freaking... Love... Day... I thought he was reaching the bottom in retardation but this is so... wrong. THIS begs to be turned into a &quot;Gay Day&quot; celebration. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:10, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *It does! And what's so funny is that, Chris actually thinks that, if there WAS a cure for homosexuality, everyone in the world would be willing to go through this. Yes, I know this is Chris's world and we're just looking in, but still, this had to be said. First of all, vaccines are voluntary, not mandatory. If someone came up and said &quot;Hey, we got the cure for homosexuality! Come and get it!&quot;, how many would take it? Not very many! Second of all, there's no real plausible way the cure could be passed through the water. That's only really in movies or comics! Water treatment plants have too many chemicals that would dilute or eradicate it. Besides, even if they did drink it, it has to be through the blood, not the stomach.<br /> <br /> :I know, again, it's Chris's world, but I just had to get it out of my system. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:23, 8 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == oh boy! ==<br /> <br /> After Jacks appearance in the comic, we should expect an epic phone call soon! -[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 3:45 PM, January 8th 2010<br /> <br /> ==Page 40==<br /> <br /> &quot;Oh, Don't Worry, I am consentual.&quot; is now my favorite line in the whole frickin' comic. Because it's just... so wrong on so many levels. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 16:16, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Add to this the &quot;Lovely Weather will be my wife&quot; angle and then you realize how twisted Chris can be. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:19, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Add this to the fact that, canonically in Family Guy, Meg gets a sex change in the future. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 16:33, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *I was weirded out by the Lovely Weather kinky time-travel sechs thing, but not as much as other people (Chris never did tell all the details, so for all we know, he could've told her, or FutureChris might have even been involved in a kinky time-threesome. The whole thing was unsavory to me, but I reserved judgment and wrote it off as Chris being Chris) ...but this, THIS is what shocked and made me sick, because previously, Comic-Chris never actually 'cheated' because his sweethearts either disappeared or died or whatevs; and I'm one of those people who think cheating (and ''unrepentant'' cheating at that!) is one of the worst things you can do in a relationship.<br /> <br /> : [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/puppet_chaos/whut.jpg The Medicine Seller probably would react the same way I did] Too bad I don't have a Sword of Exorcism. (...if you know what I'm talking about, you get a cookie made out of internet and win) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 16:42, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*Someone should save those last few pages with Meg and all the pages where Lovely Weather is mentioned just in case Chris retcons either one of them. Unfortunately, atm, CWCipedia is fucking down again. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 19:08, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :**Godfuckingdamnit, 100mb, undown CWCipedia already! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:00, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :**Done! I am happy(er)! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:59, 10 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Page 42==<br /> Pfft. I like that &quot;apology&quot;. &quot;I know I drew some very stupid and offensive pages, but I wanted to get through your DAMN DIRTY SKULLS that I'm STRAIGHT! Please, don't leave me!&quot;<br /> <br /> He starts to apologize, derails, then grovels. Epic Chris. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:51, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == So meg was Silvana. ==<br /> <br /> I'm sure Chris has some retarded plot planned around this, but the only thing that's really important is the fact that he just knowingly drew himself making out with a hedgehog that has a dick.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:18, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * What surprised me is that he essentially subverted his whole Meg Griffin fantasy and more or less acknowledged that it was pretty messed up. It's a strange level of self-awareness. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> **Of course it makes you wonder, why did Magi-chan just watch?--[[Yawn|Yawn]] 6:58, 12 January 2010<br /> :* Maybe Magi-Chan just doesn't give a shit? He seems pretty lazy, judging by how much time he just spends doing nothing. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 07:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Collosal Chris-Chan ==<br /> <br /> Oh God, he actually used it. He actually used that horrible thing.<br /> <br /> Two other things:<br /> 1. Page 43-44's transformation sequence is a direct ripoff of the Super Sonic/Shadow transformation before the final boss in Sonic Adventure 2.<br /> 2. Himself in panel 3 of Page 43, (the one where he's looking up), is sadly the best drawing he's done, anatomy-wise. (note the head isn't _too_ mishapen) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Just noticed this ==<br /> <br /> Magi-chan, on page 37, said that homosexuality and asexuality are extinct... but nothing about bisexuality. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 17:27, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*My main theory on this is that Chris is ignorant of bisexuality. At the moment someone will ask the question, he will say something like &quot;Yes, them too.&quot;. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 12 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Recent Pages==<br /> <br /> Wow... the fail is overwhelming here. Zelina's just another vapid Rosechu, Chris actually thinks that people use their X-Box as fully functioning computers, he rips off a stage from the ''Shadow the Hedgehog'' game, he fails in website protection, he turns the Asperchu-type Sonichu characters into vapid, worshiping idiots who wanted real names, then strips them of what they had because he can.<br /> <br /> Jeezus, Chris.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:36, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Note also that Chris sprouts a third eye after he jams his finger in the controller port. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 04:32, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Note also also that &quot;Mitch Sonichu&quot; looks like the [http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Uja7HbHJnMk/Sb8aG3Nr7gI/AAAAAAAAAHg/MUf8op1X4Xk/s320/brawny.jpg Brawny paper towel guy], an ambiguously gay lumberjack. Chris, for someone who swears up and down that HE IS STRAIGHT STRAIGHT STRAIGHT, has no problem whiling away his leisure time giving free, unsolicited homomasculine makeovers to random dudes. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 04:53, 20 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Christian is a God ==<br /> <br /> According to page 57 that is. The Asperchu Sonichu comments on how Alec made him &quot;worship a false God&quot; (Liquid Chris), but apparently they worshiped Christian from before.<br /> <br /> And now we have recolors of recolors.<br /> <br /> Someone should also point out to Chris that Microsoft is also the creator of Windows, which is what he uses. -[[User:Scarf|Scarf]] 20:23, 19 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == What's the dating sim? ==<br /> <br /> What's the Hex Bawx dating sim that Chris refers to? I haven't had dinner today and I can't find a darn thing on xbox.com &amp;mdash; if there's one thing that bugs me about Xbox, it's that Microsoft has no idea on usability in certain cases =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 12:48, 21 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :A game called &quot;Don't be nervous talking 2 girls&quot; link: [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182]. I wonder how he found out about this, I know in /cwc/ we were talking about showing this to him but nothing came from it. Makes me wonder if the autistic wonder is actually lurking on a better board than EDF. --[[User:Da-zen-man|Da-zen-man]] 21:53, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Pages 61-68 ==<br /> <br /> Someone better get to summarizing these shit stains. I can't because I'm at school and can't look at them for more than a second each --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:47, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * On it. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:07, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** I summarized them, but some details aren't so great. I haven't read Moon Pals, nor all of Asperchu, and I have no idea who the blond chick is at that table. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:34, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == President Obama? ==<br /> <br /> It's August '08 during episode 21. Obama won't be president for 4 more months, and even then, I figure the economy is more pressing than Asperchu. Hell, the Asperpedia wouldn't be made until 2010, so Collosal Chris-Chan is raging at things that wouldn't happen for over a year. He just can't leave that soapbox alone!--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 22:21, 25 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * It gets dumber than that, Chris supposedly destroyed Asperpedia when he blew up the HEX BAWKS, didn't he? I'm amused that begging the president for intervention made its return. Its almost like a shout-out to the ED days.<br /> * I want to send an email about this, but I'm afraid the Sysop's gonna reject it like she did the last three. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:51, 25 January 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:CWCAttack&diff=65537 2010-01-25T23:50:04Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|A CWCDefense is a [[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==In His Own Words==<br /> <br /> I think [[User:Evang|Evan]] is a pretty cool guy. Eh supports [[homos]] and doesn't afraid of anything.<br /> <br /> That DAMN, DIRTY IMPOSTOR [[User:CWCattack|'''CWC&lt;u&gt;a&lt;/u&gt;ttack''']] WISHES HE WERE ME!<br /> <br /> ==Medals==<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> <br /> ==Notable Contributions==<br /> * [[Down with asperchu|Down With Asperchu!!!]] (Minus the Transcript)<br /> <br /> * Taking off a random news article in [[January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * Retexting epic tard scream in [[12 January 2010#Part 2|12 January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * The [[Death threats#Alec Benson Leary section|Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Death threats]] with the cooperation of [[User:Blazer|Blazer]] (See, I ain't a [[Chris and his ego|narcissist]]).<br /> <br /> * The [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg REAL Tail of Rosechu] file for the [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|Transgenderism]] article in [[Rosechu]] with the cooperation of [[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]].<br /> <br /> ==To Do List==<br /> <br /> * Add &quot;Health&quot; and/or &quot;Ego&quot; topics in [[Chris and hypocrisy]].</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:CWCAttack&diff=65408 2010-01-25T01:15:51Z

<p>CWCAttack: Added my to do list, but I only have one thing on here so far.</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|A CWCDefense is a [[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==In His Own Words==<br /> <br /> I think [[User:Evang|Evan]] is a pretty cool guy. Eh supports [[homos]] and doesn't afraid of anything.<br /> <br /> That DAMN, DIRTY IMPOSTOR [[User:CWCattack|'''CWC&lt;u&gt;a&lt;/u&gt;ttack''']] WISHES HE WERE ME!<br /> <br /> ==Medals==<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> <br /> ==Notable Contributions==<br /> * [[Down with asperchu|Down With Asperchu!!!]] (Minus the Transcript)<br /> <br /> * Taking off a random news article in [[January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * Retexting epic tard scream in [[12 January 2010#Part 2|12 January 2010]].<br /> <br /> * The [[Death threats#Alec Benson Leary section|Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Death threats]] with the cooperation of [[User:Blazer|Blazer]] (See, I ain't a [[Chris and his ego|narcissist]]).<br /> <br /> * The [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg REAL Tail of Rosechu] file for the [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|Transgenderism]] article in [[Rosechu]] with the cooperation of [[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]].<br /> <br /> ==To Do List==<br /> <br /> * Add &quot;Health&quot; topic in [[Chris and hypocrisy]].</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:22_January_2010&diff=65266 2010-01-24T04:01:19Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>TRANSCRIBING DIS BITCH. Also, The second template is all messed up.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:29, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == CWCville is fact to Chris ==<br /> <br /> The description provide more evidence that Chris thinks CWCville is real. I personally don't think so. I think he believes that his comic follows canon and that the universe should be expanded to video games and movies, so he doesn't want events in asperchu canon. [[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 13:36, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * This was probably brought up numerous times before but Chris sees CWCville as his own fantasy world that he pretty much lives in 24/7, completely unable to accept that it (thankfully) doesn't exist in the real world. It's probably the reason why he tardrages every time people say he's not the ruler of CWCville or w/e. --This message brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:45, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*The most twisted example of this is the whole &quot;Simonla Saga&quot; where Chris defend his right to steal the creation of a fan by telling the story of how the character fight-off an attempt to pull her out of CWCville. Not quite the sanest response in my book. He just look like one of those kids who steal a toy and then don't want to give it back. The problem here is that the toy is integrated in Chris's La-La-Land as somebody's [[sweetheart]]. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:36, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::*What he needs is a cease and desist letter from Evan's lawyers. Someone needs to force him in the real world ASAP. --This message brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 18:09, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::* Evan said he'd get the Sysop on his ass about it if he continues to not cooperate. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 18:24, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::* My feelings exactly. Copyright claims are such wonderful things... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:05, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == God damn it! ==<br /> <br /> Another thing I cant like because of Chris, I liked mythbusters! Also if he thinks gore is so bad, then why did he download the Saw movies?! Why is horror the most succesful film genre?! --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 16:25, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Dude, don't let Chris ruin stuff for you. And Chris drew Jason bleeding to death, and his descriptions of Ivy's and Blanca's deaths are more gruesome than anything he could actually draw. This is just Chris's hypocrisy blasting away as usual.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:04, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*Actually, it was PandaHalo, not Blanca. Someone should've mailed him that WRITING gruesome scenes is just as bad as DRAWING them. Speaking of Christian, we've yet to hear from him for over the last 36 hours. Doubt he's in any trouble irl, though. He did say before he's working on another big batch of pages like the last 12. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 04:01, 24 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::Alright, lol. Somebody needs to mention this video in [[Chris and Hypocrisy]] --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 21:41, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::*Well, Chris actually mentioned the incident in Sonichu 8 on Twitter. However, if we can somehow include the gruesome deaths of Panda and Ivy in 9 in this, then maybe. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:58, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Portland Fan Club? ==<br /> <br /> I'm from Portland, Oregon...is there anyway to confirm a geographical location here?--[[User:Djrykosuave|Djrykosuave]] 10:00, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Who the fuck are they, and why the fuck are they trying to boost his ego?--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 18:01, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Every single letter in the Mailbag is a boost for his ego. This could be fun; what if the fanclub members were less than TRUE and HONEST in their motives? Let's see where it will goes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:05, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** I didn't think we still had independent agents trying to bait him in this era. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:35, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *There's no such thing as a Sonichu fan who isn't a troll. I thought this was common knowledge. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:55, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Probably faggots who want to get in on trolling Chris by appealing to his ego. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:19, 24 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I really want to find out who these people are. I saw it on youtube a while back--[[User:Djrykosuave|Djrykosuave]] 14:54, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :*I'm thinking that the music, excluding the lyrics, isn't original, but I can't put my finger on the source. I can't shake the feeling that I've heard [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGP0dZiAV-A this theme] before.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 02:34, 24 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::*If this is the case, the irony is clear. The song, intended to be used for a future Sonichu cartoon, is essentially a ripped off, or recolored, if you will, version of another song. And Chris readily accepts it as original.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 03:02, 24 January 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Mitch_Sonichu&diff=65211 2010-01-23T21:30:27Z

<p>CWCAttack: Created page with 'Aren't Mitch Sonichu and Mitch Chu supposed to be the same person? --~~~~'</p> <hr /> <div>Aren't Mitch Sonichu and Mitch Chu supposed to be the same person? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:30, 23 January 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_race&diff=65210 2010-01-23T21:13:39Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:GrandWizards4Sonichu.jpg|thumb|Chris approves as he attends a [[Gay4Sonichu|Klansmen 4 Sonichu]] meetup]] <br /> <br /> [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''racist tendencies''' can be traced at least partially to his southern heritage, but certain other factors seem to imply that the rest of his worldview on race comes from stereotypes depicted by popular culture. In some cases, however, Chris seems to be completely unfamiliar with even the stereotypes, opting to make up a bunch of bullshit off the top of his head.<br /> <br /> ==Blacks==<br /> [[Image:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris said he liked this pic.]]<br /> {{main|Niggos}}<br /> <br /> Chris demonstrates many instances of intolerance and racism, both intentional and unintentional. His racism comes from several sources: his father, his isolated formative years, television, and his complete ignorance of everything that isn't him. Black people, in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia, hence the word &quot;niggo&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Asians==<br /> In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy]] as a kung-fu master with slanty eyes. While in a mailbag, he was called out on this and retorts by denying that he's Asian.<br /> Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung-fu to Japan, when in actuality it came from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person, claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same, and expresses dislike for the Chinese, as shown in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]. Later, he backpedaled and says he has no problem with the Chinese while being interrogated in [[Mumble 9]].<br /> <br /> [[Manajerks|&quot;Turdijerk&quot;]] from &quot;Off-Target&quot; has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.<br /> <br /> [[Image:ChingChong.jpg|thumb|The only known image of &quot;Ching Chong&quot;.]]<br /> ==='''Ching Chong'''===<br /> In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]], Chris present us [[Chris and remorse|sincere apologies]] for having scared a small Chinese girl that [[Ivy]] tutored in art. The child, known only as '''Ching Chong''' is now traumatized due to her witnessing a video of Chris drinking his own [[semen|&quot;Navy&quot;]] while innocently browsing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Chris never made a follow-up on the girl and never asked why her name was a known racial slur towards ethnic Asian communities. In the [[Wedding Comic]], Ching Chong is seen [[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|as a flower girl]].<br /> <br /> ==Native Americans==<br /> {{main|Cherokian Clan}}<br /> [[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really.]] <br /> As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of native are a misguided expression of &quot;pride&quot; for his &quot;heritage&quot;. <br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in &quot;Anchuent Prophecy&quot;|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his &quot;Cherokeeian&quot; heritage with Sonichu lore. He depicts Cherokee characters in his work as white and wearing gold armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The actions and spirituality of the Native Americans in his comic have almost no resemblance to any actual people that ever existed. <br /> <br /> Chris has also embodied his his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize &quot;[[My Little Pony]]&quot; dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous Cheroki-Chan, a Native American pony. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary-Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.<br /> <br /> In a shocking display of ignorance, Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as &quot;Native American culture&quot; in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water washable paint (and a sports bra) and wields a gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. Instead, it served to illustrate his outrageous insensitivity and callowness.<br /> <br /> ==Jews==<br /> {{main|Christmas}}<br /> <br /> In [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]], Chris describes how Jews living in [[CWCville]] celebrate Hannukah. On December 12 members of the CWCville Jewish diaspora set up &quot;Menorah candles&quot; (the &quot;Haunaka&quot; Menorah candelabrum has 7 candles in it, while the traditional Menorah used on Hanukkah IRL has 9) instead of Christmas Trees, with dreidels lying under them. Since the candle-related symbolism is very much present in the RL Hanukkah rituals, it's in good taste to give CWCville Jews anything candle-related as a gift. E.g., when Sonichu's daughter Cerah Rosey baked cookies for her friends, she decided to make her Jewish friend Kevin a candle-shaped one. Because Jews surely love to be distinguished from other people on any occasions based solely on their faith, and would take deep offense in receiving a normal nothing-special-shaped cookie as a gift!<br /> <br /> The interesting moment is that there actually is a tradition of eating specially baked foods on Hanukkah, and vanilla is one of the allowed ingredients used in making them. Not that Chris knows anything about this, mind you.<br /> <br /> ==Parental influence==<br /> [[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|left|Bob telling Chris the Barack Obama joke.]]<br /> <br /> Given that his father [[Bob Chandler]] grew up in the southern United States before the civil rights movement, it is very easy to assume that Bob harbors racist beliefs and has passed at least some of them on to Chris. It is possible Bob also disliked that Chris's high school basketball team had only one white guy and the two [[Wikipedia:waterboy|waterboys]] were both white. This line of reasoning was cemented in 2008 when Chris began referring to his father saying that, if elected president, [[Barack Obama]] would &quot;paint the White House black.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Chris and stereotypes==<br /> Chris's views of cultures besides southern white Christians can also be traced to the television he watches. The typical Adult Swim cartoon includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor. Chris takes [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|The Boondocks]]' satire of black stereotypes at face value. He also portrays nearly every person of African descent that appears in Sonichu with bald heads and either [[wikipedia:Golliwogg|round, bulging eyes]] or glasses that resemble such. Finally, he does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]]. <br /> <br /> His exposure to anime fuels his misguided views on East Asians. Asians, in his views, [[Excel Saga|excel at]] [[random-access humor]] and [[Punchy|martial arts]].<br /> <br /> Chris, despite claiming Cherokee ancestry, doesn't seem to know what a Native American even looks like, as he portrays the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] as an overtly European person wearing Greco-Roman garb. He also tramples all over their actual rituals and culture simply to implement the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] into his comic.<br /> <br /> ==Not a racist?==<br /> [[Image:ECP_00024.jpg|thumb|Chris is a '''wiggo'''.]]<br /> <br /> Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville [[Fail|&quot;they can even vote&quot;]], but at best he merely tolerates their existence so long as they stay away from him. Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. However, he does genuinely like two black people: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan &amp; Kel]].<br /> <br /> Also, Chris has probably never been told that the voice of [[Sonic]] in the animated series that he loves so much was Jaleel White (AKA Steve Urkel), a black man. If someone told him this, he would probably deny it. However, given that Chris managed to get [[LittleBigPlanet|respect]] for [[Homos|Stephen Fry]]...<br /> <br /> He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. (In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]] he wrote he would date &quot;Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries&quot; except the ones being black because he's &quot;Old Fashioned&quot;.)<br /> <br /> Realistically, Chris is not considered a white supremacist type of racist but more of a xenophobic one. In other words, he's afraid of ethnic groups he's not familiar with. Like most things in his life, [[Chris and reality|Chris has no real knowledge and bases everything off of what he's seen on TV]]. Chris' perception of minorities is only what the TV shows him, since encountering them in real life is something that rarely occurs.<br /> <br /> ===Improved race relations?===<br /> [[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|Chris does not judge a woman by the color of her skin but by the size of her tits.]]<br /> <br /> An image leaked on 26 [[September 2009]] showing Chris having sex with three young ladies, including an African American woman. In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|Captain's Log of 10 October 2009]], Chris clarified that the woman with whom he's performing sexual intercourse is &quot;Half And Half&quot; (mixed ancestry). This proves to us that, even if he's ready to touch the [[china|genitals]] of a black woman, he is unable to imagine the sexual intercourse with someone not sharing white ancestry. In fact, there's evidence that [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|shared ancestry may be a turn-on for Chris.]]<br /> <br /> It seems that the futility of his [[love quest]] has lead Chris to lower his ridiculously high standards even further, as he did with fat chicks (which he dropped for [[Sarah Jackson]]), and red heads (as he did with [[Ivy]]).<br /> <br /> ==Minority characters in Sonichu==<br /> *[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Kevin]] (Jewish, good)<br /> *[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (Native American, lawful good)<br /> *[[B-Manajerk]] (black, evil)<br /> *[[Barack Obama]] (very black)<br /> *[[Blake]] (black, evil turned good)<br /> *[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)<br /> *[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good)<br /> *[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil)<br /> *[[Punchy]] (Chinese-Japanese, good)<br /> *[[Silvana]] (black, evil [will turn good])<br /> *[[Turdijerk]] (unclear, drawn with tan skin, evil)<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> [[Category: Chris-chan]]</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_45&diff=65014 2010-01-23T00:31:48Z

<p>CWCAttack: Here's the page!</p> <hr /> <div>'''Mailbag 45''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 22 [[January 2010]]. Considering Chris's most recent actions, It will probably be answered early Saturday morning, thanks to his now totaly screwed [[Biological Clock]].<br /> ==Awaiting Answers==<br /> <br /> {{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] &lt;hamstythehamster@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Seriously. Fans from 10 years ago have grown up. Maybe you should too.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: [[Duck|Mike Hawke]] &lt;fail2comply@live.co.uk&gt;<br /> Hey Chris,<br /> <br /> Would you sell all of your games and toys, if it will guarantee you'll get a girlfriend?}}<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Image:FuckingHardcore.JPG|thumb|Fuck yea Asperchu.]]<br /> {{Email|From: darkestfor@asia.com<br /> <br /> I'm writing because, after seeing the [[Asperchu]] &quot;hardcore&quot; ad, I have decided to give up your baby comic for Alec's mature book. Have fun coloring within the lines, Baby Chrissie. Don't [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] your [[Butt garments|diapers]] too much.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Harold Man<br /> <br /> Dear Chris,<br /> <br /> I used to be a big fan of Sonichu for a long time because it seemed to have very subversive themes. You drew in a manner that seemed intentionally bad. Like you were parodying Republican views. But you're serious? That's amazing. No one would like your comic if you were actually being serious. I just told my friends that you're serious and we're are laughing our asses off. You're so naive.<br /> <br /> You're really serious. Like, the biggest Sonichu fan forum is full of threads about how hilarious your work is and how they'd write comic book companies to carry your work. Just wait 'til word gets out that you're serious. That you aren't kidding when you say Sonichu is straight. Everyone will leave.<br /> <br /> Your audience now is all college students who think you're being ironic and funny. Little kids aren't interested. Believe me, I tried to show my brother. He told me to get the crap out of his face because he was playing [[Hex Bawx|X-Box]]. Kids don't care about cartoons anymore. The only people who read it, read it because it has undertones of homosexuality.<br /> <br /> Seriously, I think you misunderstand why Asperchu is popular. Now, its drawing is average, but what hooks readers is the underlying themes. Because of your autism, you don't get it. It's like a big secret joke that you don't see. Maybe you should ask a non-autistic friend to explain it to you. That is, if you care about your fans. They'll all leave and you won't know why.<br /> <br /> You're saying Alec shot himself in the foot. Pfft, he made the smarter move by going more adult and serious. He knows his fanbase. Apparently you don't know yours.<br /> <br /> I know you won't reply to this because you're a coward.<br /> <br /> ~ A former fan}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] &lt;mikejackson113@hotmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris,<br /> <br /> I need you now more than ever. I need you to do a shoutout in your video for my son Mike Junior. He has run away with the prostitute that I hired for him a week ago. He'd told my wife and I that it was a love match, but we didn't believe him. Now they are on the run to Vegas where they are going to get married- my son has a fake ID and is going to use that to pretend that he's 18. Can you ask him to come home? We promise that we won't run his girlfriend away as long as he comes back.<br /> <br /> Also, my wife is concerned about the language you are using to the writers of Asperchu. She says that it is way too harsh for our children and because the kids are already so upset, she has made me stop reading your comics to our children. <br /> <br /> Sincerely, <br /> <br /> Mike<br /> <br /> P.S.- MIKE JUNIOR COME HOME! ALL IS FORGIVEN!}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Billy MC &lt;billymcbigmac@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hello Chris,<br /> <br /> I am a big fan of you and Sonichu. I am writing to ask you if you ever worry about the Hamburglar stealing your McDonald's food. My mother takes me to McDonald's quite a lot and whenever I am there I am always sure to look around for the Hamburglar because you never know where he might be lurking, waiting to snatch away your Big Mac and fries! Speaking of McDonald's, you and the Grimace share many similarities. I believe he might be High-Functioning Autistic too!<br /> <br /> Love,<br /> <br /> Billy MC}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Faye Dexter &lt;ecksdeexter@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Dear Chris, most of your fans that are still reading are ADULTS and we demand to be treated as such! You lost most of your underage fans with the sex storylines(even censored, most parents don't let that kind of thing fly) so I suggest that there be more MATURE storylines with gore and violence. Games rated M usually have gore in them and those are rated M for MATURE. TV-MA is for MATURE AUDIENCES and usually has gore and violence. So could you include those in the comic so your adult audience doesn't feel like they're reading a baby comic for babies?}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Andrew Rinker &lt;ffa_chewster@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> <br /> I'm just wondering why you were so rude in your response to the [[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|final question in mailbag 43]] (from Keith Keithson). All he did was present an in depth, well thought out argument. Is that how you respond to any argument you do not agree with? Wouldn't it be better to actually attempt to refute his claims? All you are doing with your response is showing that you have no evidence to refute his claims, and are therefore conceding that they are, in fact, the truth. No disrespect intended, I'm just curious why you don't simply take the time to present your own counterpoints to his, rather than just telling him to &quot;go fuck yourself&quot;. That's very rude, and only serves to portray you in a negative light.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Bernardo Garcia &lt;garciscinq@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> So let me get this straight, you are saying people who don't like your comic series are mentally underdeveloped and have poor taste?}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Trap Master<br /> <br /> Dear Chris<br /> <br /> You've said you don't want to remove Simonla from the comics because it would be taking away Wild's girlfriend. It's wrong to put Wild's, a FICTIONAL character, feelings ahead of a real person. Leaving Simonla in your comics is hurting Evan, stop being a monster and do the right thing.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Manfred Eicher|Manfred Eicher]] &lt;m.eicher@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Hey Chris,<br /> <br /> I am a volunteer with the German Red Cross and I am currently in Haiti helping to bring people's lives back to normal. It's grueling work. It's hot and some people still can't get clean water and food. Although your poster is nice, it won't get things done here. If you really want to help, it often makes a big difference when celebrities donate large sums of money which they encourage people to match. You may have already done this and if you have, you should announce it. Alternatively, if you were to volunteer to come to Haiti and put some elbow grease into the project, it might encourage others to do the same. It would go a lot further than a poster and we would really appreciate the help.<br /> <br /> Best regards,<br /> Manfred}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Brianna Ricaud &lt;bricaud75@gmail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris, in your reply to my mail you claimed that you always censor adult stuff from your comics and that images were &quot;tricked from you&quot;.<br /> <br /> Let me remind you that it was YOU that took those pictures. It was YOU that drew a [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|NASTY, PORNOGRAPHIC picture]] of you MOLESTING your best friend [[Megan]]. No one forced you.<br /> <br /> You have proved that you're a liar and a hypocrite and you have lost another fan. Alec has never lied and he doesn't do cowardly things and then deny them.<br /> <br /> Good riddance,<br /> <br /> Brianna}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: Cpt. Wyvern &lt;masterwyvern@googlemail.com&gt;<br /> <br /> Why do you always criticise the Asperchu comics for being poorly drawn? [[Chris and art|Your art style isn't too great too, y'know]], you don't have much room to criticise others.}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Gil Gerard|Gil Gerard]] &lt;gilsemailaddy@yahoo.com&gt;<br /> <br /> As a fan of your comic, recently I've been feeling insulted by the things you've been saying to us. In your mailbags, you've been calling us hypocrites and mentally devolved, and you've been slashing and ignoring a lot of good questions from your mailbags for no reason. This is no way to be treating your fans. You seem to want us to worship you like you're God or something, and you seem to not be able to maturely handle criticism.<br /> <br /> I noticed that other comic artists will actually answer the letters they get. I know you don't like that Leary guy, but at least he answers emails and treats his fans with respect. I hope you do the same before you lose all of your fans.<br /> <br /> --Gil}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Email|From: levelledcompany@bikerider.com<br /> <br /> I saw your &quot;TheTailofRosechu.jpg&quot; image and thought, &quot;Hey, that's not what I remember.&quot; Then I looked back at the comics, and sure enough, the Raichu's tail is pointed and sharp, like that of a male's. What gives? Why lie to your fans like this?<br /> <br /> You can't just lie to your fans, and you can't just keep going back and changing stuff in your comics. I hated how you changed the &quot;My love quest is finally over&quot; page almost as much as I hate being lied to by a big fat liar like you. It's stuff like this, all the lies and retcons, that make me feel like I should stop reading the comic.<br /> <br /> If you want to make things right, apologize, admit your mistake, promise to never make the same mistake again, and (this is the most important part) NEVER DO IT AGAIN. Stop lying, even &quot;small&quot; lies, and quit changing your old stuff.<br /> <br /> [[File:Issue0Page3.jpg]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Mailbag}}</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Issue0Page3.jpg&diff=65013 2010-01-23T00:30:20Z

<p>CWCAttack: The real page 3, unedited.</p> <hr /> <div>The real page 3, unedited.</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Rosechu&diff=65012 2010-01-23T00:28:16Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Rosechu_Original.jpg|right|thumb||She has a God-given vagina, uterus, and pair of Almighty ovaries.]]<br /> [[Image:Rosedong.jpg|right|thumb||[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!]]]]<br /> <br /> ''This article is about Chris's eponymous female [[fail]] OC. For the general species of female fail OCs, see [[Rosechu (species)]]''<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu''' (pronounced &quot;roe-se-chew&quot;) is the second electric hedgehog Pokemon created by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian]], and the girlfriend of [[Sonichu]]. As the primary female character in the Sonichu universe, she represents Chris's ideal woman. Rosechu's interests include kissing Sonichu, shopping, gossiping, sucking Sonichu's cock, posting nude photos of herself to the internet to uphold her reputation, and stripping for [[Women's rights]]. Chris will occasionally have Rosechu refer to him as &quot;father&quot; (or more likely &quot;papa&quot;), just like Sonichu, implying the two are caught up in an [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|incestuous affair]].<br /> <br /> Rosechu is extremely defensive about rumors that she has a [[pickles|penis]].<br /> <br /> ==Development==<br /> <br /> {{quote|Pink electric hedgehog Pokemon. The original cutie. She is Sonichu’s girlfriend. Even though she can’t run as fast as Sonichu, she still can zap up some power when in danger.|Rosechu's background, [http://sonichuandrosechu.com/SchusNews2.htm Sonichu's News Dash #2]}}<br /> <br /> <br /> Christian's primary interests are [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Pokemon]], and [[Sex|scoring]] [[china|pussy]]. Having first created Sonichu, it was inevitable that he would then turn to fashioning a girlfriend for his creation, based predominantly on [[Amy Rose]], with minor elements from [[Raichu]] added. Whereas the Sonic/Amy relationship is deliberately one-sided to create some small sense of drama, Christian prides himself on the fact that Sonichu and Rosechu have absolutely no sexual tension or any complications in their romance at all.<br /> <br /> Intentionally or not, the entire Sonichu/Rosechu relationship serves as Christian's model for how he presumes he will interact with his eventual sweetheart. Sonichu's attraction to Rosechu is based entirely on a single wayward glance. He makes no effort to win her affection, and indeed he does not need to as Rosechu falls for him simply because he exists. They are rarely out of one another's sight, and all of their time together is spent kissing, snuggling, or screwing. Christian does not depict Rosechu as an unequal partner in the relationship, but since she has almost no purpose or existence outside of her association with Sonichu the character essentially becomes an [[Fapcup|object]] for Sonichu to periodically [[Semen|come]] inside.<br /> <br /> As [[trolls]] discovered Chris's weak spot for fan art of Rosechu with a penis, Christian responded with increasing attempts to prove Rosechu's femininity, drawing her less like the cartoonish Amy Rose and with greater attention to her breasts, hips, legs, panties, and [[China|cameltoe]]. This drive to assert Rosechu's sexuality, along with Chris's inevitable sexual attraction to his own character, probably contributed to Rosechu's increasing prominence in the comics. [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is almost entirely about her, to the point of Rosechu demonstrating powers far superior to her boyfriend.<br /> <br /> ==Sexism==<br /> <br /> {{quote|She is not just a sex object; she is an individual with her own feelings, aspirations and opinions.|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#The incredible vanishing email|explaining how he sees Rosechu as a sex object]]}}<br /> <br /> Since Chris knows virtually nothing about actual women, he has no frame of reference for Rosechu's characterization, beyond qualities that make her a perfect mate in his eyes. Beyond her relationship with Sonichu and her defiance of [[4-cent_garbage.com]], Chris can only have Rosechu do stereotypical female activities. She enjoys &quot;shopping&quot; for no other reason than Chris having deemed this as a compulsory feminine quality, as well as having long &quot;girly chats&quot; that can last for hours - as seen with the character of Amy Rose. Despite all of the shopping she does, she always wears the same outfit in public (when she isn't making porn for women's rights).<br /> <br /> Her only other hobbies seem to include lounging in fields of flowers, and getting kidnapped and constantly needing her man Sonichu to save her.<br /> <br /> ==Transgenderism==<br /> [[Image:TheTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's edited &quot;proof&quot; of Rosechu's sex.]][[Image:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|right|But, as always, it's all a lie.]]On 12 January 2010, Chris received [[Mailbag 39#Rosechu the transwoman|a letter from a fan]] complimenting his portrayal of Rosechu as a transwoman. The Raichu which would become Rosechu had a defined pointy tip on its tail, which is characteristic of the male of the species (whereas the females have a flattened tail tip). Chris's reaction to this was to freak out in capslock and in [[12 January 2010#Part 2|a video uploaded later that night]].<br /> <br /> Chris received [[Mailbag 42#It was just a girl that had all the physical characteristics of a boy|two]] [[Mailbag 44#On Rosechu's man-parts|more]] letters about Rosechu's originally male nature before freaking out. He threw together a collage in, declaring that it proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that Rosechu was a girl. Unfortunately for Chris, one of these images has Rosechu so far off in the distance that it's impossible to see anything, and the other one has the most important part of her tail off-frame.<br /> <br /> In [[Mailbag 45]], one mailer pointed out the real page unedited. It showed that not only did Chris erase the tips in his collage, he hid the third and final panel of the Raichu because her tail there was out in the open, obviously unflattened. This could end in either deletion or tard rage, but retconning is inevitable.<br /> <br /> ==Marriage==<br /> [[Image:AfterTheHoneyMoon.jpg|thumb|right|Rosechu's marriage with Sonichu hasn't been as idyllic as she always imagined...]]<br /> Rosechu married Sonichu in a top secret ceremony at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church on March 17, 2006&lt;ref&gt;[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today CWCipedia article on Sonichu]&lt;/ref&gt;. Despite living and sleeping together openly, the two lovebirds saw fit to keep their union out of the spotlight by wearing their rings under their gloves. Rosechu quickly set to work fulfilling her sole creator-given biological function (aside from designated sperm-dumpster) as a [[Sonee &amp; Rosey]] factory. As of 2009 the couple have [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|three hidden children]], abandoned to their [[Heather Iglesias|put-upon yet attractive hispanic lesbian nanny]]. This is presumably so the grown-ups can continue their important day-jobs of appearing to not be married with children in Chris's comics.<br /> <br /> Rosechu &quot;volunteered on her own sound decision to have her tubes tied,&quot; &lt;ref&gt;[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#4-Cent_Garbage CWCipedia article on Sonichu]&lt;/ref&gt; which Chris seems to believe is a reversible procedure (it is generally permanent; reversal attempts have varying levels of success). Rosechu does this despite the fact that it would presumably be easier for Sonichu to get a vasectomy and much easier for Sonichu just to wear a damn condom, as both characters have espoused in fake PSAs within the comic. The fact that being sterilized is Rosechu's responsibility rather than her husband's illustrates Chris's self-centered views on masculinity, responsibility, and the woman's role in a marriage.<br /> <br /> ==Religion==<br /> <br /> She appears to hold [[Chris and religion|Christian beliefs]], reminding Sonichu that instead of [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|using violence]] or [[CWC is Angry|getting angry]] with his foes, he should remember the story of Joseph and &quot;forgive&quot;.<br /> <br /> Rosechu quickly forgets this lesson, attacking workers in a building only minutes later for daring to imply that she might not be a female. Not very forgiving yourself Rosechu, are we?<br /> <br /> She also commits attempted murder shortly afterward, savagely assaulting [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] not only for the crime of creating a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|satire website]] about her creator - but for throwing a pickle at her. At this point, Joseph's story of Forgiveness goes straight out the window. Proving her [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] yet again, Rosechu face-rapes Jason and tears his scalp open before electrocuting his head, leaving him convulsing in a pool of blood&lt;ref&gt;[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_8/Page_46 Sonichu 8]&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> ==Campaigner==<br /> Despite the sexism evident, Rosechu is a long-term campaigner for [[Women's rights]].<br /> <br /> Rosechu has also been known to complain about the &quot;dumb&quot; child pornography laws &lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7]]&lt;/ref&gt;, voicing [[Pedofork|Chris' not-so-subtle wish that they be overturned so he can do fifteen year olds]].<br /> <br /> Rosechu, the perfect role model for Chris-Chan's young female audience.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:229-ACRchu.jpg<br /> Image:230-ACRchuBck.jpg<br /> Image:234-RchuCard1.jpg<br /> Image:235-RchuCard2.jpg<br /> Image:236-RchuCard3.jpg<br /> Image:237-YuRosechu.jpg<br /> Image:239-RchuWink.jpg<br /> Image:241-DolledRchu.jpg<br /> Image:242-RosechuStyle.jpg<br /> Image:512-RosechuAtPacSun.JPG|Originally believed to be [[DJ Jamsta]], it turns out this is Rosechu.<br /> Image:A_pickle.jpg|NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!<br /> Image:238-RosechuPose.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt; <br /> <br /> ==Sauce==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also:==<br /> {{Fan art}}<br /> *[[Rosechu (species)]]<br /> *[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]<br /> *[[CWCville#Zapbud|Zapbud]], a flower Rosechu lieks.<br /> *[[Pickle]], a vegetable Rosechu is [[Silvana|implied to have]].<br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> [[Category:Characters]]</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:22_January_2010&diff=64998 2010-01-22T21:58:57Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>TRANSCRIBING DIS BITCH. Also, The second template is all messed up.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:29, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == CWCville is fact to Chris ==<br /> <br /> The description provide more evidence that Chris thinks CWCville is real. I personally don't think so. I think he believes that his comic follows canon and that the universe should be expanded to video games and movies, so he doesn't want events in asperchu canon. [[User:Nimnoms|Nimnoms]] 13:36, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> * This was probably brought up numerous times before but Chris sees CWCville as his own fantasy world that he pretty much lives in 24/7, completely unable to accept that it (thankfully) doesn't exist in the real world. It's probably the reason why he tardrages every time people say he's not the ruler of CWCville or w/e. --This message brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:45, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :*The most twisted example of this is the whole &quot;Simonla Saga&quot; where Chris defend his right to steal the creation of a fan by telling the story of how the character fight-off an attempt to pull her out of CWCville. Not quite the sanest response in my book. He just look like one of those kids who steal a toy and then don't want to give it back. The problem here is that the toy is integrated in Chris's La-La-Land as somebody's [[sweetheart]]. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:36, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::*What he needs is a cease and desist letter from Evan's lawyers. Someone needs to force him in the real world ASAP. --This message brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 18:09, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :::* Evan said he'd get the Sysop on his ass about it if he continues to not cooperate. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 18:24, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::::* My feelings exactly. Copyright claims are such wonderful things... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:05, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == God damn it! ==<br /> <br /> Another thing I cant like because of Chris, I liked mythbusters! Also if he thinks gore is so bad, then why did he download the Saw movies?! Why is horror the most succesful film genre?! --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 16:25, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Dude, don't let Chris ruin stuff for you. And Chris drew Jason bleeding to death, and his descriptions of Ivy's and Blanca's deaths are more gruesome than anything he could actually draw. This is just Chris's hypocrisy blasting away as usual.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:04, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::Alright, lol. Somebody needs to mention this video in [[Chris and Hypocrisy]] --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 21:41, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::*Well, Chris actually mentioned the incident in Sonichu 8 on Twitter. However, if we can somehow include the gruesome deaths of Panda and Ivy in 9 in this, then maybe. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:58, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Portland Fan Club? ==<br /> <br /> I'm from Portland, Oregon...is there anyway to confirm a geographical location here?--[[User:Djrykosuave|Djrykosuave]] 10:00, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Who the fuck are they, and why the fuck are they trying to boost his ego?--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 18:01, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Every single letter in the Mailbag is a boost for his ego. This could be fun; what if the fanclub members were less than TRUE and HONEST in their motives? Let's see where it will goes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:05, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ** I didn't think we still had independent agents trying to bait him in this era. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:35, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *There's no such thing as a Sonichu fan who isn't a troll. I thought this was common knowledge. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:55, 22 January 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=22_January_2010&diff=64992 2010-01-22T20:38:09Z

<p>CWCAttack: Does this sound right at all?</p> <hr /> <div>On '''22 January 2010''' Chris denies the homosexual implications of giving [[Asperchu]] a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and &quot;myth busting&quot; as makeovers.<br /> <br /> ==Description==<br /> {{quotebox|What goes on ONLY within MY Comic Pages Are CWCVILLE FACT; Anything OUTSIDE of that and the Cwcipedia ARE FICTION. <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Part 1==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 01222010.MOV <br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|AawR8vsb-4c}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 22 January 2010<br /> | Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Subject Matter = [[Image:Homosn.png]] Homos<br /> | Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason<br /> | Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] The Napoleon<br /> | previous = [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]<br /> | next = [[22 January 2010#Part 2|January 2010 part 2]]<br /> }} &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Transcript part 1===<br /> Captain's Log, Stardate, January 22nd, 2010.<br /> <br /> First off, I wanna give a shout-out to the Portland Sonichu Fan Club. [''Looks back at TV screen''] Er- their president [[Megan]], their vice president Brad, who did this song that's playing on in the background, [''Holds a CD up to the camera''] sent it to me on a CD here. Thank you. And also to Becky, who's doing a paper on me as a modern cartoonist, I appreciate that, thank you.<br /> <br /> An- anyway uh, I stand strong, I continue to draw the pages, and, yes, there will be updated- uploaded books. I mean if I can't- if I can't get five in a single day then I'll, still, you know, I'll get them up the next day. But you know at least I'm doing the average of two pages a day. I stand strong.<br /> <br /> Anyway, also, uh, the makeover I did, you know. I got- I just received uh, just answered a bunch of new E-mail. New bunch of messages in the mailbag. You know what? I say this. Think about like on Home and Garden, The Learning Channel, even on Discovery and even on MTV. There's such [''Wildy gestures''] home remodeling, cooking crusine, and- and mythbusting shows. And even, uh, [''sudden voice change''] Pimp My Ride! And would you call the people on those shows homosexuals for giving something else or somebody else a makeover? No. No you don't. So that myth [''Sailor moon pose''] is busted!<br /> <br /> And also, I still say what I said against [[Evan]], and those people on there, wh-<br /> <br /> [''Video cuts off'']<br /> <br /> ==Part 2==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 01222010 part 2.MOV <br /> | image = {{#ev:youtube|MveHD5-wEbk}}<br /> | imagewidth = 250<br /> | Stardate = 22 January 2010<br /> | Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> | Subject Matter = [[Image:Homosn.png‎]] Homos<br /> | Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason<br /> | Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga<br /> | Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] The Napoleon<br /> | previous = [[22 January 2010#Part 1|22 January 2010 part 1]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> ===Transcript part 2===<br /> [''Chris stomps back into frame'']<br /> <br /> Anyway, uh, I'll leave y'all with that. And, uh, obviously, Asperch- ossibly- obviously, Asperpedia is going down, 'cause [[Asperchu|Alec]] and his crew are [[Chris and hypocrisy|shooting themselves in the foot]]. [[Sonichu 8|I would never do blood and gore]]. That's just [[Nudes|gross]]. I mean, if you're not queasy, then come back to Sonichu! Alri-<br /> <br /> [''Video cuts off'']<br /> <br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]|nextlink=[[22 January 2010#Part 2|Current]]|}}<br /> <br /> {{Captain's Log}}</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:CWCAttack&diff=64987 2010-01-22T20:20:23Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|A CWCDefense is a [[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]]!}}<br /> <br /> ==In His Own Words==<br /> <br /> I think [[User:Evang|Evan]] is a pretty cool guy. Eh supports [[homos]] and doesn't afraid of anything.<br /> <br /> That DAMN, DIRTY IMPOSTOR [[User:CWCattack|'''CWC&lt;u&gt;a&lt;/u&gt;ttack''']] WISHES HE WERE ME!<br /> <br /> ==Medals==<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> <br /> ==Notable Contributions==<br /> [[Down with asperchu|Down With Asperchu!!!]] (Minus the Transcript)<br /> <br /> Taking off a random news article in [[January 2010]].<br /> <br /> Retexting epic tard scream in [[12 January 2010#Part 2|12 January 2010]].<br /> <br /> The [[Death threats#Alec Benson Leary section|Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Death threats]] with the cooperation of [[User:Blazer|Blazer]] (See, I ain't a [[Chris and his ego|narcissist]]).<br /> <br /> The [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg REAL Tail of Rosechu] file for the [[Rosechu#Transgenderism|Transgenderism]] article in [[Rosechu]] with the cooperation of [[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]].</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Rosechu&diff=64983 2010-01-22T20:10:57Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Rosechu_Original.jpg|right|thumb||She has a God-given vagina, uterus, and pair of Almighty ovaries.]]<br /> [[Image:Rosedong.jpg|right|thumb||[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!]]]]<br /> <br /> ''This article is about Chris's eponymous female [[fail]] OC. For the general species of female fail OCs, see [[Rosechu (species)]]''<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu''' (pronounced &quot;roe-se-chew&quot;) is the second electric hedgehog Pokemon created by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian]], and the girlfriend of [[Sonichu]]. As the primary female character in the Sonichu universe, she represents Chris's ideal woman. Rosechu's interests include kissing Sonichu, shopping, gossiping, sucking Sonichu's cock, posting nude photos of herself to the internet to uphold her reputation, and stripping for [[Women's rights]]. Chris will occasionally have Rosechu refer to him as &quot;father&quot; (or more likely &quot;papa&quot;), just like Sonichu, implying the two are caught up in an [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|incestuous affair]].<br /> <br /> Rosechu is extremely defensive about rumors that she has a [[pickles|penis]].<br /> <br /> ==Development==<br /> <br /> {{quote|Pink electric hedgehog Pokemon. The original cutie. She is Sonichu’s girlfriend. Even though she can’t run as fast as Sonichu, she still can zap up some power when in danger.|Rosechu's background, [http://sonichuandrosechu.com/SchusNews2.htm Sonichu's News Dash #2]}}<br /> <br /> <br /> Christian's primary interests are [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Pokemon]], and [[Sex|scoring]] [[china|pussy]]. Having first created Sonichu, it was inevitable that he would then turn to fashioning a girlfriend for his creation, based predominantly on [[Amy Rose]], with minor elements from [[Raichu]] added. Whereas the Sonic/Amy relationship is deliberately one-sided to create some small sense of drama, Christian prides himself on the fact that Sonichu and Rosechu have absolutely no sexual tension or any complications in their romance at all.<br /> <br /> Intentionally or not, the entire Sonichu/Rosechu relationship serves as Christian's model for how he presumes he will interact with his eventual sweetheart. Sonichu's attraction to Rosechu is based entirely on a single wayward glance. He makes no effort to win her affection, and indeed he does not need to as Rosechu falls for him simply because he exists. They are rarely out of one another's sight, and all of their time together is spent kissing, snuggling, or screwing. Christian does not depict Rosechu as an unequal partner in the relationship, but since she has almost no purpose or existence outside of her association with Sonichu the character essentially becomes an [[Fapcup|object]] for Sonichu to periodically [[Semen|come]] inside.<br /> <br /> As [[trolls]] discovered Chris's weak spot for fan art of Rosechu with a penis, Christian responded with increasing attempts to prove Rosechu's femininity, drawing her less like the cartoonish Amy Rose and with greater attention to her breasts, hips, legs, panties, and [[China|cameltoe]]. This drive to assert Rosechu's sexuality, along with Chris's inevitable sexual attraction to his own character, probably contributed to Rosechu's increasing prominence in the comics. [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is almost entirely about her, to the point of Rosechu demonstrating powers far superior to her boyfriend.<br /> <br /> ==Sexism==<br /> <br /> {{quote|She is not just a sex object; she is an individual with her own feelings, aspirations and opinions.|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#The incredible vanishing email|explaining how he sees Rosechu as a sex object]]}}<br /> <br /> Since Chris knows virtually nothing about actual women, he has no frame of reference for Rosechu's characterization, beyond qualities that make her a perfect mate in his eyes. Beyond her relationship with Sonichu and her defiance of [[4-cent_garbage.com]], Chris can only have Rosechu do stereotypical female activities. She enjoys &quot;shopping&quot; for no other reason than Chris having deemed this as a compulsory feminine quality, as well as having long &quot;girly chats&quot; that can last for hours - as seen with the character of Amy Rose. Despite all of the shopping she does, she always wears the same outfit in public (when she isn't making porn for women's rights).<br /> <br /> Her only other hobbies seem to include lounging in fields of flowers, and getting kidnapped and constantly needing her man Sonichu to save her.<br /> <br /> ==Transgenderism==<br /> [[Image:TheTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's edited &quot;proof&quot; that Rosechu came from a female Raichu]][[Image:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|right|The original comic pages, clearly showing the pointed tip of the male Raichu's tail]]On 12 January 2010, Chris received [[Mailbag 39#Rosechu the transwoman|a letter from a fan]] complimenting his portrayal of Rosechu as a transwoman. The Raichu which would become Rosechu had a defined pointy tip on its tail, which is characteristic of the male of the species (whereas the females have a flattened tail tip). Chris's reaction to this was to freak out in capslock and in [[12 January 2010#Part 2|a video uploaded later that night]]. <br /> <br /> ==Marriage==<br /> [[Image:AfterTheHoneyMoon.jpg|thumb|right|Rosechu's marriage with Sonichu hasn't been as idyllic as she always imagined...]]<br /> Rosechu married Sonichu in a top secret ceremony at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church on March 17, 2006&lt;ref&gt;[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today CWCipedia article on Sonichu]&lt;/ref&gt;. Despite living and sleeping together openly, the two lovebirds saw fit to keep their union out of the spotlight by wearing their rings under their gloves. Rosechu quickly set to work fulfilling her sole creator-given biological function (aside from designated sperm-dumpster) as a [[Sonee &amp; Rosey]] factory. As of 2009 the couple have [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|three hidden children]], abandoned to their [[Heather Iglesias|put-upon yet attractive hispanic lesbian nanny]]. This is presumably so the grown-ups can continue their important day-jobs of appearing to not be married with children in Chris's comics.<br /> <br /> Rosechu &quot;volunteered on her own sound decision to have her tubes tied,&quot; &lt;ref&gt;[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#4-Cent_Garbage CWCipedia article on Sonichu]&lt;/ref&gt; which Chris seems to believe is a reversible procedure (it is generally permanent; reversal attempts have varying levels of success). Rosechu does this despite the fact that it would presumably be easier for Sonichu to get a vasectomy and much easier for Sonichu just to wear a damn condom, as both characters have espoused in fake PSAs within the comic. The fact that being sterilized is Rosechu's responsibility rather than her husband's illustrates Chris's self-centered views on masculinity, responsibility, and the woman's role in a marriage.<br /> <br /> ==Religion==<br /> <br /> She appears to hold [[Chris and religion|Christian beliefs]], reminding Sonichu that instead of [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|using violence]] or [[CWC is Angry|getting angry]] with his foes, he should remember the story of Joseph and &quot;forgive&quot;.<br /> <br /> Rosechu quickly forgets this lesson, attacking workers in a building only minutes later for daring to imply that she might not be a female. Not very forgiving yourself Rosechu, are we?<br /> <br /> She also commits attempted murder shortly afterward, savagely assaulting [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] not only for the crime of creating a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|satire website]] about her creator - but for throwing a pickle at her. At this point, Joseph's story of Forgiveness goes straight out the window. Proving her [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] yet again, Rosechu face-rapes Jason and tears his scalp open before electrocuting his head, leaving him convulsing in a pool of blood&lt;ref&gt;[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_8/Page_46 Sonichu 8]&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> ==Campaigner==<br /> Despite the sexism evident, Rosechu is a long-term campaigner for [[Women's rights]].<br /> <br /> Rosechu has also been known to complain about the &quot;dumb&quot; child pornography laws &lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7]]&lt;/ref&gt;, voicing [[Pedofork|Chris' not-so-subtle wish that they be overturned so he can do fifteen year olds]].<br /> <br /> Rosechu, the perfect role model for Chris-Chan's young female audience.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:229-ACRchu.jpg<br /> Image:230-ACRchuBck.jpg<br /> Image:234-RchuCard1.jpg<br /> Image:235-RchuCard2.jpg<br /> Image:236-RchuCard3.jpg<br /> Image:237-YuRosechu.jpg<br /> Image:239-RchuWink.jpg<br /> Image:241-DolledRchu.jpg<br /> Image:242-RosechuStyle.jpg<br /> Image:512-RosechuAtPacSun.JPG|Originally believed to be [[DJ Jamsta]], it turns out this is Rosechu.<br /> Image:A_pickle.jpg|NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!<br /> Image:238-RosechuPose.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt; <br /> <br /> ==Sauce==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also:==<br /> {{Fan art}}<br /> *[[Rosechu (species)]]<br /> *[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]<br /> *[[CWCville#Zapbud|Zapbud]], a flower Rosechu lieks.<br /> *[[Pickle]], a vegetable Rosechu is [[Silvana|implied to have]].<br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> [[Category:Characters]]</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:TheTailofRosechu.jpg&diff=64978 2010-01-22T19:39:23Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>sorry about the link, i didn't know it had a trojan or whatever. it was just a direct link to the image on cwcipedia. -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 18:45, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *I tried doing that myself, actually, but that also had a trojan. WTF! 100mb obviously has a lot of problems... --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 18:58, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Speaking of files, I have just finished a counter to this propoganda. How do I upload it? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 19:01, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> **upload file link in the toolbox menu on the lower left-hand side. any idea where to put these files? -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 19:09, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> ***Either make a separate The Tail of Rosechu page or put all that in the original Rosechu page? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 19:39, 22 January 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:TheTailofRosechu.jpg&diff=64977 2010-01-22T19:39:13Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>sorry about the link, i didn't know it had a trojan or whatever. it was just a direct link to the image on cwcipedia. -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 18:45, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *I tried doing that myself, actually, but that also had a trojan. WTF! 100mb obviously has a lot of problems... --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 18:58, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Speaking of files, I have just finished a counter to this propoganda. How do I upload it? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 19:01, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> **upload file link in the toolbox menu on the lower left-hand side. any idea where to put these files? -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 19:09, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> **Either make a separate The Tail of Rosechu page or put all that in the original Rosechu page? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 19:39, 22 January 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg&diff=64976 2010-01-22T19:37:15Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>Yeah, Chris not only obviously edited the two tail pictures, but left out the last one.</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg&diff=64975 2010-01-22T19:36:32Z

<p>CWCAttack: Yeah, Chris obviously edited the other tail.</p> <hr /> <div>Yeah, Chris obviously edited the other tail.</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:TheTailofRosechu.jpg&diff=64964 2010-01-22T19:01:31Z

<p>CWCAttack: </p> <hr /> <div>sorry about the link, i didn't know it had a trojan or whatever. it was just a direct link to the image on cwcipedia. -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 18:45, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *I tried doing that myself, actually, but that also had a trojan. WTF! 100mb obviously has a lot of problems... --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 18:58, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *Speaking of files, I have just finished a counter to this propoganda. How do I upload it? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 19:01, 22 January 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:TheTailofRosechu.jpg&diff=64963 2010-01-22T18:58:03Z

<p>CWCAttack: Not Phlegethon's fault, mind you all.</p> <hr /> <div>sorry about the link, i didn't know it had a trojan or whatever. it was just a direct link to the image on cwcipedia. -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 18:45, 22 January 2010 (UTC)<br /> *I tried doing that myself, actually, but that also had a trojan. WTF! 100mb obviously has a lot of problems... --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 18:58, 22 January 2010 (UTC)</div>

CWCAttack https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:TheTailofRosechu.jpg&diff=64959 2010-01-22T18:42:18Z

<p>CWCAttack: The last link had a FUCKING TROJAN!</p> <hr /> <div>The Tail Of Rosechu, an image uploaded to Cwcipedia by Chris as an attempt to clarify that Rosechu has always been female. When compared to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_0/Page_3 the original comic pages], it seems likely that Chris edited the images of Raichu to lose the pointed tail.</div>

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