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&lt;div&gt;'''Hello!'''&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm a frequent reader of the CWCki, and facinated with the manchild himself (despite the circumstances being that he basically hates me for who I am).&lt;br /&gt;
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Dont expect me to make a lot of major edits, but if I see I typo I'll correct it.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:CherokeeChris.jpg]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Encyclopedia Dramatica</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Timelinetop&lt;br /&gt;
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|start = 2008&lt;br /&gt;
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{{protip|Stop trying to put mentions of ed.se on this page.  Only use it to replace broken ed.com links.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Christopher Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan emails, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (a.k.a. '''ED''' and '''æ''') is a satirical wiki and the home to the Chris-Chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large in [[2007]] and made him a popular target for [[trolling]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==ED discovers Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
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In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]], a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the good people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna]]'s blog story, &amp;quot;[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]],&amp;quot; was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon later known as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris discovers ED==&lt;br /&gt;
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Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called &amp;quot;the worst weekend of my life.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris emails 2007#November]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was horrified by the explicit fan art, what he would later call &amp;quot;Dark Parodic Shit.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The Game Place]] by [[Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;quot;A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well,&amp;quot; he intoned.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, requesting that the page be removed on the grounds that it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|edit]] the page.&lt;br /&gt;
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After a considerable amount of bitching, Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.&lt;br /&gt;
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P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.&lt;br /&gt;
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But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?&lt;br /&gt;
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I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Trying another angle, Chris also encouraged ED to muster as his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;amp;oldid=1997409947&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also tried to create a page on ED for his &amp;quot;CCWC's Fanart of Horrors&amp;quot; (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's meddling with ED was a key reason for the destruction of his relationship with [[Megan]]. On 11 [[November 2007]], in an attempt to &amp;quot;shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down,&amp;quot; Chris uploaded five pornographic drawings to his ED page, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. When Megan found out about the drawing in [[March 2008]], it was the final straw. Chris made more furious efforts to scrub the images from ED, but to no avail. Of course, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|blamed ED for all of this]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By late summer [[2008]], Chris had largely given up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]]. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
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--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said &amp;quot;IN REAL LIFE&amp;quot;, not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. &amp;gt;:-(&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian C.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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==1 April 2009==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive.  In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.&lt;br /&gt;
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He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.&lt;br /&gt;
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This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on.  We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.&lt;br /&gt;
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And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you. And good night.|ED, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;in a rare case of moralfaggotry&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; joking.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and ED in Retrospect==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article two years after its creation&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. The [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.&amp;quot;--Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I say we just delete it. Along with the archives&amp;quot;--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts&amp;quot;--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation, such as the claim that Chris had attempted to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]. These rumors were occasionally cleaned out, but trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a more accurate and less biased picture of Chris. TV Tropes once described the CWCki as being &amp;quot;''more accurate and slightly more SFW''&amp;quot; than ED.&lt;br /&gt;
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As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to &amp;quot;correcting&amp;quot; the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. Gradually, however, Chris's focus on ED died down. He made occasional references,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but his depression and focus on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events|other enemies]] caused his anger to flag.&lt;br /&gt;
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ED itself suffered from schism and dissention in [[April 2011]], when it was redirected to '''Oh Internet''', a more safe-for-work wiki, in an attempt to achieve the site revenue required to stay online. The site included watered-down articles about Chris and Sonichu. In October 2013, Oh Internet silently went offline. Encyclopedia Dramatica returned under several domains: .ch, .se and .es, revived via scraping articles and images from archived websites. Going into 2016, it and the Chris-chan article are still kicking.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris-chan (forum)==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he had read the ED forums and had discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity, despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]]) having far more significance.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[4-cent garbage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris-chan (forum)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christian's sex joke]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Google Cache of Chris's ED article]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-chan Archive of Chris's page on the &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; ED, and the TRUE and HONEST &amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot; article]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090216213714/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/ EDF]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)] &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead link as 2014)&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071104144918/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan| Earliest archived version of the &amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot; page on the Wayback Machine.]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{The Internet}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Websites]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: ED Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>United States of America</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Quote|&amp;quot;Hail thee, to the president, by gah ... her 'tis of thee...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, [[Honor roll|I don't know the words]], but I am being patriotic here!|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SonichuFlag.png|thumb|Christian's primary thoughts on the USA.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Chris]] is a citizen of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his [[Twin Falling Towers|actions]] [[Calling Out|are]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|often]] [[Chris and the Law|very]] [[Monthly tugboat|obviously]] contrary to these claims. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Politics==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwcflag1.png|thumb|Christian's DEEPER thoughts on the USA.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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At a glance, Chris's sense of politics seem very inconsistent; on some issues, he takes a very [[Wikipedia:Conservatism in the United States|conservative]] stance, on others a very [[Wikipedia:Liberalism in the United States|liberal]] one. While many people have an independent or bipartisan opinion, one has to realize the true nature of Chris's decision-making: that Chris doesn't favor what's good for the working class, or America, or the world, but rather what's good for Chris. As such, he's against gay marriage because he hates da [[homos]], and supported [[Barack Obama]] because he &amp;quot;saw himself in him&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Another political insight is the vague statement &amp;quot;I agree with gun control.&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 4]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; despite Chris's numerous [[death threats]] and [[Sonichu Special 4|vigilante plans]] that would require a firearm. Soon after, he clarified that he supports abortion,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 20]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; undoubtedly to show his appreciation for [[women's rights]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris proclaims himself to be a &amp;quot;moderate.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Common Questions]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Hook Cafe]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While typically this simply means not having extreme or overly partisan political beliefs, he takes this as a general-purpose response to all questions about politics, including ones that have no defined middle path. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the [[Mailbags]], where Chris will often dodge giving his opinion on issues ''every'' voter should have an opinion on, simply because ''he has no opinion'', though he did vote for [[Obama]] in 2008 and 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|I disagree with more of the [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (US)|Republican]]'s views than the [[Wikipedia:Democratic Party (US)|Democrats]]. As for [[Wikipedia:Iraq War troop surge of 2007|the troop surge]], I don't really care much for war, especially if it's [[Death threats|over some petty disagreement]], but regardless of the surge's success or failure, [[Chris and English|I feel at least half of the sent troops should not be pulled back to stand their ground]].|Chris, [[Mailbag 15#Everything in moderation|Mailbag 15]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris doesn't react well in situations where he absolutely has to make a choice ([[Julie]] or [[PSN]]?&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Julie Reveals Herself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), and seems easily persuaded on matters that he doesn't really have a stake on. As a result, he often comes across like a weathervane, just repeating whatever opinion has most recently lodged itself in his head. His frequently vacillating opinion about Obama is a good example of this; he first parroted what [[Bob|his father]] had told him about it, then he changed his mind because of a documentary, and then he reverted his opinion because of his father again. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Understanding of government==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCVilleTrueFlag.png|thumb|What Christian's ideas actually amount to in [[Chris and reality|reality]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's grasp of how the government works, much like Chris's grasp on [[Chris and reality|reality]] as a whole, is very tenuous. One of the most telling examples of this is his ignorant stance on taxation and [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]]. Because Chris is jobless, he pays no taxes. However, he still thinks of himself as a contributing member of society, because he pays [[Wikipedia:Sales taxes in the United States|sales taxes]] on the massive amount of crap he buys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|[[Chris and money|My spending that money ends up going to others who get such welfare and all as well.... I am sharing the wealth with others who are on that tugboat as well.]]|Chris, [[Honor roll|being wrong]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 34#In which Chris fails economics forever]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's highly unlikely that Chris understands the massive discrepancy between the amount the federal government pays him and the amount he gives back to the economy via sales tax. Chris also fails to understand that, in the USA, sales taxes are collected by state and local governments, while his Social Security Disability check comes from the federal government.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also seems to have difficulty understanding what the true purpose of government actually is. The U.S. government's duty is to follow the will of the majority while respecting the rights of the minority, to protect its citizens from danger, and to ensure the continued prosperity of the nation. Chris, however, would like it to be a totalitarianism and ideally to be the one running it, allowing him to enforce his deranged fantasies on the American populus:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|All Men and Women would be paired up in straight couples, leaving none alone; any remaining will be saved for upcoming men/women respectively. All gays would be reprogrammed and encouraged to be straight.|Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt; [[Common Questions#28 December 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The facts that this would neither help the country in any way nor be even remotely possible to put into practice are not ones Chris considers important. Chris's reasoning is simply that since he wants a [[sweetheart]], ''everybody'' must want a sweetheart, and if everybody wants a sweetheart, the government needs to make it happen. Similarly, since he is uncomfortable with gays personally, every single gay person in the country must be forced into a heterosexual lifestyle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Over the years, Chris has proposed a large number of laws, even sending letters to President [[Barack Obama]] demanding legislation against [[trolls]] and [[homos]]. This is completely futile for myriad reasons, but two are most pressing: one, the President of the United States has much more pressing concerns than making an insane manchild in Ruckersville, VA, happy, and two, the US President ''can't make laws''. Separation of powers and checks and balances in government are concepts Chris has no time for — [[CWCville]], after all, is a hereditary dictatorship.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oddly, the closest analog for how Chris views his government is how Chris views his [[Chris and religion|religion]]. He treats both the U.S. government and [[God]] as things that can be completely ignored unless he has a personal problem, at which point they should immediately act as instruments of his will. He believes that both have a deeply vested interest in himself, often at the expense of everybody else. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Chris on patriotism ==&lt;br /&gt;
As established, Chris has a very [[naïve]] view of American politics and how the federal government operates. Despite these setbacks, Chris has developed a unique brand of patriotism he brings up quite often, usually either in [[Father Call|defense of his character]] or dehumanization of his [[Trolls|enemies]]. As a result, these stabs at [[Wikipedia:Jingoism|jingoism]] often feel forced or out of place. Chris has utilized this tactic in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], with the iconic &amp;quot;Clarksville Address&amp;quot;:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Yes, sir, my loving, caring [[Sweetheart]] and I have come to discuss the web page in question. We humbly request that it would be removed from the internet for good. For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with him.|[[Sonichu]], on how insulting Chris means you hate America.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|thumb|left|Chris bastardizing the American flag with his [[Chris and fashion|favorite shirt]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the above statement, the central flaw in Chris's reasoning is displayed - the belief [[Song of Christian|his problems are analogous with the problems of every American]]. Therefore, if [[ED]] satirizes ''him'', they insult ''all'' U.S. citizens. This would become something of a recurring theme, with a later video claiming that any attack on Chris or [[CWCville|his fictional utopia]] was equivalent to mocking any 'C-ville' in America.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On a shallower level, it's an obvious ploy for sympathy, a facade of reasonable nationalism that aims to make him the 'good guy', and by extension, [[Jason]] the 'bad guy'. Thus, patriotic symbolism is thrown in, without really even considering whether or not it makes sense in context. Chris is patriotic simply because he believes that's what will win him [[Scale of Respect|respect]] and reprieve. &lt;br /&gt;
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His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his tendency to [[Twin Falling Towers|mock national tragedies]] and his [[Chris and music|complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs.]] If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a &amp;quot;true American&amp;quot; end up having the opposite effect.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, his bumbling enthusiasm isn't reserved for the USA alone. Like many Americans, Chris has contrived of a highly dubious ancestry for himself, starting from [[Anne Boleyn]], a Queen of England who was executed in [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1536]]. This was almost instantly proven false when her ultimate descendant Queen Elizabeth I, also known as [[Virgin with rage|&amp;quot;The Virgin Queen&amp;quot;]], died in 1603, childless. Then Chris tried in vain to co-opt British, Scottish, and Irish national sentiment in his kilt-clad tirade against [[Surfshack Tito]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as a means of intimidation. Also, while not a standard country per se, he also evoked his relation to the Cherokee nation in his infamous [[War Paint Video]]. Finally, Chris attempts to use the fact that February 24 is Mexico's Flag Day to justify [[Christian Love Day|turning his own birthday into a holiday]]; an ''American'' holiday no less. Note that all of these cases, Chris's total ignorance of other nations means he fails spectacularly at  representing them and appearing patriotic.&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris for President?==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Idealworld.jpg|thumb|Christian's [[CWCville|promised America]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In an [[October 2010]] video, Chris outlined what he would do if he were elected President. He declared he would [[Chris and money|cut taxes in half]], build &amp;quot;soup hotels&amp;quot;, give [[Merried Seinor Comic|senior citizens]] increased funds for medications and special services, [[Sonichu Special 4|restrict guns to law enforcement personnel only]], [[homos|allow gay marriage]], and [[TrollBusters|form a special police force that focuses entirely on capturing Internet trolls.]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Aside from his failure to deliver a good speech, this video also showcases his complete and utter ignorance of how government and taxes work. Building luxury hotels for the homeless&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 18]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and increasing social security for [[Bob Chandler|senior citizens]] would cost a gigantic amount of money to do, yet he also proposes cutting taxes in half (again thinking that all tax is federally mandated), thus also reducing the amount of money the government can spend in half. Given that Chris probably has [[Honor roll|no knowledge of economics]], he likely assumes that money can be printed endlessly without fear of inflation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's restrictions of guns to professionals only is a blatant violation of the [[Wikipedia:Second Amendment to the United States Constitution|Second Amendment]], which explains the right of American citizens to own a wide array of weaponry can never be infringed. While there are certain restrictions on who can own a gun and what types, generally differing on the state level, a flat-out ban on weapons would be found unconstitutional. Then again, Chris isn't exactly big on [[Homos|respecting]] [[Asperchu|the]] [[Megan Schroeder|rights]] [[Mailbag 31|of]] [[Niggos|others.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His departure from his previous stance on gay marriage is surprising, but then again, he was influenced by [[Jackie]] when he made the video. Despite his decree of equal rights, he does finish up his point by imploring [[Homos|gays]] to [[Sex tape|&amp;quot;keep it to yourselves in your room, just don't force it upon everybody.&amp;quot;]] Meanwhile, Chris can [[Fridays After Five|flaunt his depravity]] in public to his heart's content.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While taxes, government spending, gay marriage and gun control are all big issues, Chris finishes up his video by proposing his most important change: the establishment of a special [[TrollBusters]] unit of [[Chris and the Law|law enforcement]], apparently dedicated to finding trolls who make fun of people online, and incarcerating them. While a cybercrimes unit already exists for the FBI, they spend their time pursuing actual criminals like [[pedofork|pedophiles]] and scam artists, not people who make fun of fat manbabies online. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The fact that Chris is willing to suspend constitutional rights and spend countless theoretical millions to incarcerate people that make fun of him on the Internet is proof that Chris is neither a Republican or Democrat, capitalist or socialist, right-wing or left-wing, authoritarian or libertarian, liberal or conservative, communist or fascist, elitist or egalitarian, individualist or collectivist, religious or secular, extremist or moderate - or really any political stripe at all. His politics truly begin and end with him alone.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]''&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and the Law]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TrollBusters]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu 8]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Places]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>CWCFlick</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=United_States_of_America&amp;diff=193621</id>
		<title>United States of America</title>
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		<updated>2016-01-14T23:50:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;CWCFlick: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Quote|&amp;quot;Hail thee, to the president, by gah ... her 'tis of thee...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, [[Honor roll|I don't know the words]], but I am being patriotic here!|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SonichuFlag.png|thumb|Christian's primary thoughts on the USA.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Chris]] is a citizen of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his [[Twin Falling Towers|actions]] [[Calling Out|are]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|often]] [[Chris and the Law|very]] [[Monthly tugboat|obviously]] contrary to these claims. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Politics==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwcflag1.png|thumb|Christian's DEEPER thoughts on the USA.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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At a glance, Chris's sense of politics seem very inconsistent; on some issues, he takes a very [[Wikipedia:Conservatism in the United States|conservative]] stance, on others a very [[Wikipedia:Liberalism in the United States|liberal]] one. While many people have an independent or bipartisan opinion, one has to realize the true nature of Chris's decision-making: that Chris doesn't favor what's good for the working class, or America, or the world, but rather what's good for Chris. As such, he's against gay marriage because he hates da [[homos]], and supported [[Barack Obama]] because he &amp;quot;saw himself in him&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Another political insight is the vague statement &amp;quot;I agree with gun control.&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 4]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; despite Chris's numerous [[death threats]] and [[Sonichu Special 4|vigilante plans]] that would require a firearm. Soon after, he clarified that he supports abortion,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 20]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; undoubtedly to show his appreciation for [[women's rights]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris proclaims himself to be a &amp;quot;moderate.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Common Questions]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Hook Cafe]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While typically this simply means not having extreme or overly partisan political beliefs, he takes this as a general-purpose response to all questions about politics, including ones that have no defined middle path. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the [[Mailbags]], where Chris will often dodge giving his opinion on issues ''every'' voter should have an opinion on, simply because ''he has no opinion'', though he did vote for [[Obama]] in 2008 and 2012.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|I disagree with more of the [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (US)|Republican]]'s views than the [[Wikipedia:Democratic Party (US)|Democrats]]. As for [[Wikipedia:Iraq War troop surge of 2007|the troop surge]], I don't really care much for war, especially if it's [[Death threats|over some petty disagreement]], but regardless of the surge's success or failure, [[Chris and English|I feel at least half of the sent troops should not be pulled back to stand their ground]].|Chris, [[Mailbag 15#Everything in moderation|Mailbag 15]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris doesn't react well in situations where he absolutely has to make a choice ([[Julie]] or [[PSN]]?&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Julie Reveals Herself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), and seems easily persuaded on matters that he doesn't really have a stake on. As a result, he often comes across like a weathervane, just repeating whatever opinion has most recently lodged itself in his head. His frequently vacillating opinion about Obama is a good example of this; he first parroted what [[Bob|his father]] had told him about it, then he changed his mind because of a documentary, and then he reverted his opinion because of his father again. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Understanding of government==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCVilleTrueFlag.png|thumb|What Christian's ideas actually amount to in [[Chris and reality|reality]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's grasp of how the government works, much like Chris's grasp on [[Chris and reality|reality]] as a whole, is very tenuous. One of the most telling examples of this is his ignorant stance on taxation and [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]]. Because Chris is jobless, he pays no taxes. However, he still thinks of himself as a contributing member of society, because he pays [[Wikipedia:Sales taxes in the United States|sales taxes]] on the massive amount of crap he buys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|[[Chris and money|My spending that money ends up going to others who get such welfare and all as well.... I am sharing the wealth with others who are on that tugboat as well.]]|Chris, [[Honor roll|being wrong]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 34#In which Chris fails economics forever]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's highly unlikely that Chris understands the massive discrepancy between the amount the federal government pays him and the amount he gives back to the economy via sales tax. Chris also fails to understand that, in the USA, sales taxes are collected by state and local governments, while his Social Security Disability check comes from the federal government.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also seems to have difficulty understanding what the true purpose of government actually is. The U.S. government's duty is to follow the will of the majority while respecting the rights of the minority, to protect its citizens from danger, and to ensure the continued prosperity of the nation. Chris, however, would like it to be a totalitarianism and ideally to be the one running it, allowing him to enforce his deranged fantasies on the American populus:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|All Men and Women would be paired up in straight couples, leaving none alone; any remaining will be saved for upcoming men/women respectively. All gays would be reprogrammed and encouraged to be straight.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt; [[Common Questions#28 December 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The facts that this would neither help the country in any way nor be even remotely possible to put into practice are not ones Chris considers important. Chris's reasoning is simply that since he wants a [[sweetheart]], ''everybody'' must want a sweetheart, and if everybody wants a sweetheart, the government needs to make it happen. Similarly, since he is uncomfortable with gays personally, every single gay person in the country must be forced into a heterosexual lifestyle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Over the years, Chris has proposed a large number of laws, even sending letters to President [[Barack Obama]] demanding legislation against [[trolls]] and [[homos]]. This is completely futile for myriad reasons, but two are most pressing: one, the President of the United States has much more pressing concerns than making an insane manchild in Ruckersville, VA, happy, and two, the US President ''can't make laws''. Separation of powers and checks and balances in government are concepts Chris has no time for — [[CWCville]], after all, is a hereditary dictatorship.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oddly, the closest analog for how Chris views his government is how Chris views his [[Chris and religion|religion]]. He treats both the U.S. government and [[God]] as things that can be completely ignored unless he has a personal problem, at which point they should immediately act as instruments of his will. He believes that both have a deeply vested interest in himself, often at the expense of everybody else. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Chris on patriotism ==&lt;br /&gt;
As established, Chris has a very [[naïve]] view of American politics and how the federal government operates. Despite these setbacks, Chris has developed a unique brand of patriotism he brings up quite often, usually either in [[Father Call|defense of his character]] or dehumanization of his [[Trolls|enemies]]. As a result, these stabs at [[Wikipedia:Jingoism|jingoism]] often feel forced or out of place. Chris has utilized this tactic in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], with the iconic &amp;quot;Clarksville Address&amp;quot;:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Yes, sir, my loving, caring [[Sweetheart]] and I have come to discuss the web page in question. We humbly request that it would be removed from the internet for good. For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with him.|[[Sonichu]], on how insulting Chris means you hate America.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|thumb|left|Chris bastardizing the American flag with his [[Chris and fashion|favorite shirt]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the above statement, the central flaw in Chris's reasoning is displayed - the belief [[Song of Christian|his problems are analogous with the problems of every American]]. Therefore, if [[ED]] satirizes ''him'', they insult ''all'' U.S. citizens. This would become something of a recurring theme, with a later video claiming that any attack on Chris or [[CWCville|his fictional utopia]] was equivalent to mocking any 'C-ville' in America.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On a shallower level, it's an obvious ploy for sympathy, a facade of reasonable nationalism that aims to make him the 'good guy', and by extension, [[Jason]] the 'bad guy'. Thus, patriotic symbolism is thrown in, without really even considering whether or not it makes sense in context. Chris is patriotic simply because he believes that's what will win him [[Scale of Respect|respect]] and reprieve. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his tendency to [[Twin Falling Towers|mock national tragedies]] and his [[Chris and music|complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs.]] If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a &amp;quot;true American&amp;quot; end up having the opposite effect.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, his bumbling enthusiasm isn't reserved for the USA alone. Like many Americans, Chris has contrived of a highly dubious ancestry for himself, starting from [[Anne Boleyn]], a Queen of England who was executed in [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1536]]. This was almost instantly proven false when her ultimate descendant Queen Elizabeth I, also known as [[Virgin with rage|&amp;quot;The Virgin Queen&amp;quot;]], died in 1603, childless. Then Chris tried in vain to co-opt British, Scottish, and Irish national sentiment in his kilt-clad tirade against [[Surfshack Tito]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as a means of intimidation. Also, while not a standard country per se, he also evoked his relation to the Cherokee nation in his infamous [[War Paint Video]]. Finally, Chris attempts to use the fact that February 24 is Mexico's Flag Day to justify [[Christian Love Day|turning his own birthday into a holiday]]; an ''American'' holiday no less. Note that all of these cases, Chris's total ignorance of other nations means he fails spectacularly at  representing them and appearing patriotic.&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chris for President?==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Idealworld.jpg|thumb|Christian's [[CWCville|promised America]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In an [[October 2010]] video, Chris outlined what he would do if he were elected President. He declared he would [[Chris and money|cut taxes in half]], build &amp;quot;soup hotels&amp;quot;, give [[Merried Seinor Comic|senior citizens]] increased funds for medications and special services, [[Sonichu Special 4|restrict guns to law enforcement personnel only]], [[homos|allow gay marriage]], and [[TrollBusters|form a special police force that focuses entirely on capturing Internet trolls.]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Aside from his failure to deliver a good speech, this video also showcases his complete and utter ignorance of how government and taxes work. Building luxury hotels for the homeless&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 18]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and increasing social security for [[Bob Chandler|senior citizens]] would cost a gigantic amount of money to do, yet he also proposes cutting taxes in half (again thinking that all tax is federally mandated), thus also reducing the amount of money the government can spend in half. Given that Chris probably has [[Honor roll|no knowledge of economics]], he likely assumes that money can be printed endlessly without fear of inflation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's restrictions of guns to professionals only is a blatant violation of the [[Wikipedia:Second Amendment to the United States Constitution|Second Amendment]], which explains the right of American citizens to own a wide array of weaponry can never be infringed. While there are certain restrictions on who can own a gun and what types, generally differing on the state level, a flat-out ban on weapons would be found unconstitutional. Then again, Chris isn't exactly big on [[Homos|respecting]] [[Asperchu|the]] [[Megan Schroeder|rights]] [[Mailbag 31|of]] [[Niggos|others.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His departure from his previous stance on gay marriage is surprising, but then again, he was influenced by [[Jackie]] when he made the video. Despite his decree of equal rights, he does finish up his point by imploring [[Homos|gays]] to [[Sex tape|&amp;quot;keep it to yourselves in your room, just don't force it upon everybody.&amp;quot;]] Meanwhile, Chris can [[Fridays After Five|flaunt his depravity]] in public to his heart's content.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While taxes, government spending, gay marriage and gun control are all big issues, Chris finishes up his video by proposing his most important change: the establishment of a special [[TrollBusters]] unit of [[Chris and the Law|law enforcement]], apparently dedicated to finding trolls who make fun of people online, and incarcerating them. While a cybercrimes unit already exists for the FBI, they spend their time pursuing actual criminals like [[pedofork|pedophiles]] and scam artists, not people who make fun of fat manbabies online. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The fact that Chris is willing to suspend constitutional rights and spend countless theoretical millions to incarcerate people that make fun of him on the Internet is proof that Chris is neither a Republican or Democrat, capitalist or socialist, right-wing or left-wing, authoritarian or libertarian, liberal or conservative, communist or fascist, elitist or egalitarian, individualist or collectivist, religious or secular, extremist or moderate - or really any political stripe at all. His politics truly begin and end with him alone.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]''&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and the Law]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TrollBusters]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu 8]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Places]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>CWCFlick</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=2010s&amp;diff=193611</id>
		<title>2010s</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=2010s&amp;diff=193611"/>
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|200px|In '''2010''', Chris débuted the Gay Trucker.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris in '''2011'''.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:11 10 12 facebook pic.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in '''2012'''.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Haters to the left.jpg|thumb|200px|In '''2013''', Chris told da [[trolls]] where to go. (to the right?)]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|thumb|200px|In '''2014''', Chris was desperate for [[money]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris may 2015.jpg|thumb|200px|Christine in '''2015''', making a [[Tomgirl|transition]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
The '''2010s''', the final frontier (for [[Chris]]'s cholesterol, that is). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Perhaps one of the darkest decades in CWC Chronology, the 2010s are notable for events such as Bob's death, the [[28 October 2011]] incident, 14 Branchland Court [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burning to the ground]] and the [[26 December 2014]] incident.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==2010==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 2010===&lt;br /&gt;
::''Main article: [[2010]]''&lt;br /&gt;
2010 brought the ''[[Asperchu]]'' feuds, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Magical Man Potion]], [[Surfshack Tito]], [[Jackie]], a vehicular attack on [[Michael Snyder]], [[JenkinsJinkies]], the [[Greene County Conspiracy]], [[Fridays After Five]], the destruction of the [[PS3]] and Chris quitting the Internet, possibly for good.&lt;br /&gt;
==2011==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 2011===&lt;br /&gt;
::''Main article: [[2011]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2011 brought deathly silence until the release of the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], followed by [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]], [[Calling Out]], [[Bob]]'s passing, the publication of [[Sonichu]]'s image by ''Slylock Fox'', and [[28 October 2011|a mother-and-son attack on the GAMe PLACe]] resulting in felony charges for the Chandlers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==2012==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 2012===&lt;br /&gt;
::''Main article: [[2012]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris kept quiet in 2012, not uploading a single video. He lost his virginity to a hooker, so as not to lose it to a [[homo]]-[[niggo]] in prison, but both he and Barb got away with probation at their [[This is how the Trial went|trial]]. They later adopted [[Clover and Snoopy|two dogs]]. Chris's [[Facebook]] messages were also leaked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==2013==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 2013===&lt;br /&gt;
::''Main article: [[2013]]''&lt;br /&gt;
In 2013, Chris [[Chris in the media#MTV's Failosophy|appeared on MTV]], whined about [[homo]] marriage, got kicked out of [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]], cut ties with [[Rocky]], pledged not to bother the [[GAMe PLACe]], [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|returned to YouTube]], found out that his high-school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him, and made a [[Tour of Chris's House II|new house tour]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==2014==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 2014===&lt;br /&gt;
::''Main article: [[2014]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2014, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chris's house burned to the ground]]. He and Barb became even more strapped for cash, with Chris selling his art on [[eBay]] and supposedly shoplifting from [[Best Buy]]. Chris began to identify as a [[gaybian|lesbian transwoman]], even attending a [[Impulse Gay Social Club|gay bar]] on [[Halloween]]. Chris was arrested in December for [[GameStop_Assault|assaulting an employee at GameStop]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==2015==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 2015===&lt;br /&gt;
::''Main article: [[2015]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2015, Chris continued to transition to a [[Tomgirl]] and began to sell [[Sonichu Amiibo]] and other merch. [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] was continued after a five-year hiatus. Chris attended [[OmegaCon]], was found guilty for [[26 December 2014|the GameStop Assault]] and is now serving probation as a result.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==2016==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 2016===&lt;br /&gt;
::''Main article: [[2016]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Who knows what new madness 2016 will bring?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chronology]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>2010s</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|200px|In '''2010''', Chris débuted the Gay Trucker.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris in '''2011'''.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:11 10 12 facebook pic.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in '''2012'''.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Haters to the left.jpg|thumb|200px|In '''2013''', Chris told da [[trolls]] where to go. (to the right?)]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|thumb|200px|In '''2014''', Chris was desperate for [[money]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris may 2015.jpg|thumb|200px|Christine in '''2015''', making a [[Tomgirl|transition]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
The '''2010s''', the final frontier (for [[Chris]]'s cholesterol, that is). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Perhaps one of the darkest decades in CWC Chronology, the 2010s are notable for events such as Bob's death, the [[28 October 2011]] incident, 14 Branchland Court [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burning to the ground]] and the [[26 December 2014]] incident.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==2010==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 2010===&lt;br /&gt;
::''Main article: [[2010]]''&lt;br /&gt;
2010 brought the ''[[Asperchu]]'' feuds, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Magical Man Potion]], [[Surfshack Tito]], [[Jackie]], a vehicular attack on [[Michael Snyder]], [[JenkinsJinkies]], the [[Greene County Conspiracy]], [[Fridays After Five]], the destruction of the [[PS3]] and Chris quitting the Internet, possibly for good.&lt;br /&gt;
==2011==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 2011===&lt;br /&gt;
::''Main article: [[2011]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2011 brought deathly silence until the release of the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], followed by [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]], [[Calling Out]], [[Bob]]'s passing, the publication of [[Sonichu]]'s image by ''Slylock Fox'', and [[28 October 2011|a mother-and-son attack on the GAMe PLACe]] resulting in felony charges for the Chandlers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==2012==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 2012===&lt;br /&gt;
::''Main article: [[2012]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris kept quiet in 2012, not uploading a single video. He lost his virginity to a hooker, so as not to lose it to a [[homo]]-[[niggo]] in prison, but both he and Barb got away with probation at their [[This is how the Trial went|trial]]. They later adopted [[Clover and Snoopy|two dogs]]. Chris's [[Facebook]] messages were also leaked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==2013==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 2013===&lt;br /&gt;
::''Main article: [[2013]]''&lt;br /&gt;
In 2013, Chris [[Chris in the media#MTV's Failosophy|appeared on MTV]], whined about [[homo]] marriage, got kicked out of [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]], cut ties with [[Rocky]], pledged not to bother the [[GAMe PLACe]], [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|returned to YouTube]], found out that his high-school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him, and made a [[Tour of Chris's House II|new house tour]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==2014==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 2014===&lt;br /&gt;
::''Main article: [[2014]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2014, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chris's house burned to the ground]]. He and Barb became even more strapped for cash, with Chris selling his art on [[eBay]] and supposedly shoplifting from [[Best Buy]]. Chris began to identify as a [[gaybian|lesbian transwoman]], even attending a [[Impulse Gay Social Club|gay bar]] on [[Halloween]]. Chris was arrested in December for [[GameStop_Assault|assaulting an employee at GameStop]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==2015==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 2015===&lt;br /&gt;
::''Main article: [[2015]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2015, Chris continued to transition to a [[Tomgirl]] and began to sell [[Sonichu Amiibo]] and other merch. [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] was continued after a five-year hiatus. Chris attended [[OmegaCon]], was found guilty for [[26 December 2014|the GameStop Assault]] and is now [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned from the store]] statewide as a result.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==2016==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Events of 2016===&lt;br /&gt;
::''Main article: [[2016]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Who knows what new madness 2016 will bring?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chronology]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>CWCFlick</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_8&amp;diff=193503</id>
		<title>Sonichu 8</title>
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		<updated>2016-01-10T16:21:26Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Comic&lt;br /&gt;
| titleandissue  = Sonichu #8&lt;br /&gt;
| cover          = Sonichu8.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| coverdate      = 20 August 2008&lt;br /&gt;
| finishedcomic  = 1 January 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| pagecount      = 101&lt;br /&gt;
| episodes       = 17-18&lt;br /&gt;
| sub-episodes   = 3&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}{{Honest}}&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''''Sonichu'' #8''' is the ninth comic in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. Based on the cover, this was originally planned as a [[Rosechu]] Spring Break special, featuring both [[Blanca Weiss]] and her character [[Jiggliami]] as introduced in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. However, by August [[2008]], Chris's focus was entirely on the [[trolls]], and that greatly altered the shape of this issue.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris unveiled Episode 17 in September 2008 without having first completed the entire issue, in a break from the established tradition. Rather than featuring a Spring Break story, Episode 17 presents a story of [[Sonichu]] and Rosechu fucking until they discover ''slanderous mislabelings'' on a website called [[4-cent_garbage.com]], whereupon Rosechu poses for nude photos of herself to prove that she doesn't have a penis. When Sonichu and Rosechu visit the 4-cent_garbage.com headquarters to confront the trolls, they are accosted by uncounted lurid images before meeting the wicked [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. Howell refuses their demands and kicks Sonichu's ass easily; then Rosechu strips nude for the third time and shoves her cunt in Howell's face. The purpose of this story is unclear beyond Chris's need to express his incomprehensible feelings about the world around him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the end, the long-awaited Spring Break story would appear as Episode 18, although it would not be completed for several more months following [[Blanca]]'s betrayal of Chris, his subsequent depression, and the massive distraction provided by playing ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''. Chris would not return to work on the comic until he was told of a boy named [[Ryan Cash]] who, despairing of ever seeing his beloved ''Sonichu'' comics again, committed suicide. Ryan's tragic story, and the sadness of his mourning brother [[Clyde Cash]], prompted Chris to redouble his efforts, and Rosechu finally got to go on Spring Break in the dead of winter. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''Sonichu'' #8 proved to be highly controversial, primarily due to the hardcore sex scenes between Sonichu and Rosechu, who had previously been described as being 16 and 15, respectively. Chris rushed to include scenes in this issue that would firmly establish both characters as being of legal age to avoid accusations of child pornography.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Development==&lt;br /&gt;
A few months prior to Episode 18, several plot points were leaked in [[Chris Sex Logs|audio conversations]] Chris had with his then-sweetheart.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Public Service Announcement==&lt;br /&gt;
Before the prologue, Chris has a disclaimer where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] explain the morals of safe sex education. A horrifying sex scene was cut out.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|right|thumb|The disclaimer, as it appeared originally.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
==Episode 17: &amp;quot;Rage Against the Garbage&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
===Prologue=== &lt;br /&gt;
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The story opens with random proclamations from Chris: &lt;br /&gt;
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*Sonichu turned 19 on March 17, [[2007]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Rosechu turned 18 on December 22, [[2006]].&lt;br /&gt;
*As of November 3, 2007, the pair have been living in a house in the suburbs of [[CWCville]]. The house has been fully paid for with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer dollars]] (although new Mayor [[BILLY MAYS]] may revise this item in the CWCville budget to fund smoking and drinking laws.).&lt;br /&gt;
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Worth noting is that Sonichu and Rosechu's house is yellow and pink, just like its occupants. &lt;br /&gt;
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Inside, Sonichu shows off his bare ass to the reader, while Rosechu emerges from the bathroom in pink lingerie. The pair engage in disgusting pre-coital banter, which may even be post-coital, since Rosechu suggests they just got done showering together. We also learn that Sonichu has a seven-inch (18 cm) cock, and requires &amp;quot;double-extra length&amp;quot; condoms for safe sex.   &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The two monsters engage in what they call &amp;quot;Missionary Cowgirl&amp;quot;, apparently unaware that these are two completely opposite sexual positions. Rosechu responds by saying, &amp;quot;I think I can hotshot. Insert rod 'A' into slot 'B'.&amp;quot; (The slot line is [[Things Chris has ripped off|borrowed]] from an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a moment of illusory mercy, Chris interrupts the action to discuss the nature of Sonichu and Rosechu's reproductive organs. In fact, the reader is subjected to a new kind of horror, as Chris clumsily attempts to explain how naked cartoon characters can have tits and balls. For the most part, Sonichu/Rosechu biology is a sick parody of human anatomy, with the following key distinctions: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*A Rosechu's vagina or &amp;quot;[[china]]&amp;quot; is normally hidden from view by some hideous flap of skin, which recedes during urination, sexual arousal, or a &amp;quot;[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|psych-up]]&amp;quot; attack.  &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] nipples appear only when aroused, &amp;quot;for sensual massage&amp;quot;. This would mean that Rosechus can only nurse their young when horny.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Rosechus possess a &amp;quot;V-shaped pouch&amp;quot; behind their vaginal opening, which apparently serves the same function as a human uterus.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]'s penis and testicles reside entirely within its abdominal cavity. While the testicles are permanently contained behind a &amp;quot;bone-like structure&amp;quot; for protection, the penis can emerge for urination or intercourse when the Sonichu leans forward, causing the erect penis to &amp;quot;slide out&amp;quot; purely by gravitational force. This presumably means Sonichu must be erect in order to urinate.  &lt;br /&gt;
*Sex may be painful for Rosechu the first time, even causing her to bleed from her hymen, but it soon begins to feel like &amp;quot;a sensual massage.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
*Sexually transmitted diseases are unheard of in the Sonichu/Rosechu population, which makes sense, given that there's fewer than twenty of the little freaks, and most of them were created abiogenetically.  &lt;br /&gt;
*If impregnated, the resulting zygote is gestated within the mother Rosechu for &amp;quot;a few months,&amp;quot; after which the Rosechu deposits an egg outside of her body, and must keep it warm until the infant [[Sonee]] or [[Rosey]] hatches. This reveals that all Rosechus are [[Wikipedia:monotremes|monotremes]] (egg-laying mammals). &lt;br /&gt;
Chris also declares that &amp;quot;most&amp;quot; STIs can be treated and removed, although it is unclear if he is referring to human STIs or bug-eyed furfag STIs. He refers the readers to local libraries and the internet for more information, and then returns to the hideous yiffing scene in the Sonichu household.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris treats the readers to a cock-eye view of Sonichu's penis falling out of his pelvis. As they 69 each other, Rosechu emits disgusting blue fumes from her ungodly orifice, which Sonichu appears to savor. Sonichu finally penetrates Rosechu with his sickening yellow member, and Chris depicts numerous scenes of past intercourse between the two wretched creatures. Grasping Rosechu's tail, Sonichu pounds away at Rosechu's gaping hole, until the two finally reach orgasm simultaneously.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rage Against the Garbage===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chris and Rule 34.jpg|thumb|300px|right|&amp;quot;[[Chris and art|They look so life-like.]]&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rosechustrips1.png|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bigboss.JPG|thumb|200px|right|&amp;quot;What a show!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Twelve hours later, Sonichu seeks out even more putrid beast-sex from his sow, but Rosechu is too engrossed in her discovery of a website called [[4-cent_garbage.com]], which defames the good names of not only Sonichu and Rosechu, but their father [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Christian Weston Chandler]] as well. Rosechu shows Sonichu various drawings of them and their friends (in fact, the [[Rule 34]] images Chris himself uploaded to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]), and Sonichu mistakes them for photographs.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Rosechu goes on to show him the &amp;quot;apex&amp;quot; of the site, referring to numerous drawings of herself with male genitalia. Overcome with nausea, Sonichu vomits. Unable to distinguish fantasy from reality, Sonichu insists that Rosechu is female, and cites her photoshoot in ''PokéBoy'' magazine as proof of her gender. Thinking that the dickgirl pictures were created by mistake rather than malice, Sonichu suggests they &amp;quot;prove&amp;quot; Rosechu's womanhood to 4-cent_garbage.com's staff in person. He nearly faints with weakness, and Rosechu puts him to bed to sleep off the trauma of seeing cartoon penises on the internet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Incensed, Rosechu decides to retaliate by producing her own amateur photoshoot and uploading it to [[4-cent_garbage.com]] to counter the dickgirl artwork. Her efforts are fruitless, however, as even more Rosechu-with-penis drawings are uploaded all the time. Rosechu decides to consult [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] for help.&lt;br /&gt;
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At 1:45 that afternoon, Sonichu, Rosechu, and [[Wild Sonichu]] are teleported to the 4-cent_garbage.com Building in Clarksville, Tennessee, courtesy of [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]. While Rosechu seeks to confront the [[Jason Kendrick Howell|head of the company]] and protest the website, Wild has been tasked with locating one of the [[Sonichu Balls]], which Magi-Chan detected inside (likely in some feeble attempt to tie this story into the overall plot). While Sonichu contacted the mysterious head of the company to make their appointment, the only name given was &amp;quot;Jason.&amp;quot; In a pathetic attempt at subtlety, Chris depicts [[Thurston Howell III]] and his wife walking down the street to hint at Jason's full name.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For no reason whatsoever, Wild expounds upon his childhood, telling a tedious story about how his father, a [[Scyther]], was captured by poachers in the jungle. He makes clear that he intends to avenge his father's death, despite not having mentioned it for the last eight issues. Wild turns invisible (a skill he learned from a passing Porygon), and slips into the building.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu and Rosechu enter through the main door, and find a [[Beel|demonic receptionist]] in the hellish atrium of the building. He rudely directs Sonichu to the seventy-second floor (66+6). In the elevator, Sonichu angrily whines about the receptionist, until Rosechu reminds him of the [[story of Joseph]], and its moral of [[Death threats|forgiveness]].  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As Sonichu and his pink cum-dumpster ascend the building in the elevator, they stop occasionally to check out the [[4-cent_garbage#The_elevator_gags|strange things happening on various other floors]]. Why Sonichu and Rosechu would stop at each floor to look at whatever's going on is never explained, but they clearly react to whatever they see, meaning that they must have pressed all the buttons on the elevator controls for no reason. Much of the material featured in these pages were images lifted directly from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], whether Chris understood their context or not.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the thirty-sixth floor, Wild finds a Sonichu ball in an empty room. Holding both of his Balls somehow prevents Wild from using his invisibility power, or contacting [[Magi-Chan]] for extraction. Wild is left with no choice but to sneak out of the building on his own, which is implied to be a feat of great difficulty despite the building containing a total of three adversaries.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the seventy-second floor, Sonichu and Rosechu confront Jason, who introduces himself as a 20-year-old [[troll]], and his companion [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] as his &amp;quot;minory 17-year old woman,&amp;quot; with whom everything he does is &amp;quot;illegal in these 50 states&amp;quot;. When he bids the Electric Hedgehogs to state their case, Sonichu delivers a moving speech to convince Jason that the website needlessly drags names through the mud, and that it's morally wrong to troll innocent people. Jason responds by saying that the page will stay up forever.&lt;br /&gt;
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Enraged, Sonichu attacks Jason, but he is no match for the troll's awesome powers. Rosechu elects to withdraw, preferring to forgive Jason since there is no reasoning with him. The two leave with their arms around each other, and Chris pointlessly interrupts the story to explain how the two crimes against nature can touch each other's spiny backs without getting hurt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Adding insult to injury, Jason tosses a [[pickle]] at Rosechu, striking her on the back of the head. Pushed to the breaking point, Rosechu crushes the pickle, strips nude, and leaps into the air to attack Jason.  &lt;br /&gt;
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With ferocious roars (and a good deal of [[Things Chris has ripped off#Kekko Kamen|plagiarism]]), Rosechu lands pelvis-first on Jason's head, and wraps her tail and legs around his body, SHOVING his face up her [[China|vagina]]. With sadistic glee, she claws open his head and bites down on the wound, then unleashes a powerful burst of electrical power. Sonichu even says she &amp;quot;had him going.&amp;quot; Though dark forces somehow sustain Jason's life, he admits that the attack would have otherwise been fatal. Exhausted, Rosechu gathers her clothes, and leaves with Sonichu. While he is impressed with her display of raw fury, Rosechu is horrified at her primal rage, and makes some mention that she &amp;quot;transformed&amp;quot; into &amp;quot;[[The Incredible Lioness|some monster]],&amp;quot; expressing concern that &amp;quot;this thing&amp;quot; won't overtake her again. If Sonichu were a better comic, this might be interpreted as foreshadowing, but since it's Chris, this event will never be mentioned again. &lt;br /&gt;
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Outside, the three Hedgehogs reunite, and Magi-Chan teleports them back to [[CWCville]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Epilogue===&lt;br /&gt;
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Later, Rosechu hosts a gathering of other Rosechus to protest [[4-cent_garbage.com]] and uphold [[Women's rights]] by producing pornographic photoshoots. In addition to [[Bubbles]], [[Angelica]], and [[Lolisa]], the group is joined by [[Simonla Rosechu]], who supplies the backdrops for the shoot and volunteers her services as a model. The group is also joined by [[Zapina Rosechu]], a fourteen-year-old who desperately wants to [[pedofork|&amp;quot;volunteer her services of cuteness&amp;quot;]] to the project and join in the stripping fun. Citing &amp;quot;dumb&amp;quot; laws&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;While many argue that Chris is referring to &amp;quot;dumb laws&amp;quot; against child pornography, it is plausible he's referring to &amp;quot;dumb&amp;quot; child labor laws which would prohibit Zapina from participating in setting up lights, cameras, etc. for the photo shoot. In any case, Chris thinks it's &amp;quot;dumb&amp;quot; that a fourteen-year-old can't work, sexually or otherwise.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, Rosechu refuses her help, but Lolisa offers to supervise Zapina as she uses the light from her mutant ass to illuminate the photoshoot.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Advertisement===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris introduces the Knothole in an ad filled with [[random-access humor]].  Some might consider this a [[parody]] of a parody, which [[Parody#Hypocrisy|Chris feels is improper]].  However, Chris has cleverly pre-empted such accusations by labeling it a tribute, turning the tables on his critics with the power of his high-functional mind.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episode 18:&amp;quot;Spring Break, 2008!&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
===Prologue===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:LikeFatherLikeSon.jpg|thumb|right|Sonichu squeezes and kisses Rosechu and leaves her feeling [[Megan|extremely uncomfortable]]. Like [[Christian Weston Chandler|father]], like son!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Apparently ''still'' concerned that someone will accuse him of being a [[Pedofork]], Chris establishes ''yet again'' that his characters are of legal age, this time by actually showing the birthday parties held for most of the main cast since Episode 17. Rosechu turns 19 on December 22, 2007. The [[Chaotic Combo]] turn 19 on February 2, 2008. Sonichu turns 20 on March 17, 2008.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, [[Black Sonichu]] celebrates his birthday in a private get-together with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. Blake disputes that he even has a birthday, since he was cloned from Sonichu's [[Semen|DNA]] (and thus not born of a Rosechu's uterus, which is stupid because all the other Sonichus and Rosechus were hatched from fucking eggs anyway). Bubbles, however, insists that he is a 20-year-old &amp;quot;starting straight with a 2-year old body&amp;quot;. Bubbles asks Blake what he wished for and he says &amp;quot;It's already come true&amp;quot;, where Chris is either butchering the classic teen film &amp;quot;Sixteen Candles&amp;quot; or the Family Guy parody of it. The two kiss, and Black Sonichu agrees to rendezvous with Bubbles at the CWCville Spring Break Concert on March 22.   &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris introduces Spring Break by ripping off a gag from a ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode, wherein Meg Griffin tries to ignore Spring Break by flipping channels, only to find that every station is covering Spring Break, including the news. Chris repeats the joke almost verbatim, except he fails to include anyone actually watching the television, rendering the joke incoherent. The scene is best remembered for the appearance of ''[[Excel-Saga|FQX]]'' newswoman Greta Squall, a hideously deformed woman with club-like arms and scars on her face which look like the numeral &amp;quot;2&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Spring Break, 2008!===&lt;br /&gt;
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The story proper opens with [[KCWC]] DJs [[Jamsta Sonichu]] and [[Lolisa Rosechu]] covering the event.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|We have a lot of great events and giveaways goin' on here today. Thank our mayor, Mr. [[Christian Weston Chandler]] that [[CWCville]] is a clean city; nobody has to go home drunk or somkey! We've got coolers and kegs full of our famously delicious [[CWC-Cola]], Diet CWC-Cola, Lemonade, Grape and Orange Soda, compliments of our local CWC-Cola Bottling Company, founded and opened proudly in 1985; three years after CWCville was founded by our mayor's father, [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] You can enter to win a 40-inch Sony HD-TV from Cwick-Circuit City, or drive home in a shiny new '08 Chevy Camaro Concept. Also tonight, our rising star, [[Jiggliami]] will be singing her debut single, &amp;quot;War of Love&amp;quot; on the concert stage here at CWCville Beach. So stay tuned to CWCville, [[Virginia]]'s number 1 radio station for all this and a lot more!|Jamsta Sonichu, desperately craving nicotine and liquor}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Almost immediately, Lolisa excuses herself to take a swim.   &lt;br /&gt;
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On the stage, Jiggliami and [[Blanca]] eagerly await their performance. As in their appearance in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], both of them babble incoherently about their music. Blanca maintains that she will wait for Chris to return from the time void — ironic, since Blanca had betrayed Chris long before this episode was uploaded to the internet.  &lt;br /&gt;
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On the beach, the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy themselves. Like Franklin from [[Wikipedia:Peanuts|''Peanuts'']], characters with suntans are depicted with vertical lines for shading. When Chris does it, though, it just looks like the characters are shaking uncontrollably, teleporting, or just soaked with [[comeuppance|liquid]]. While Sonichu heads off to surf, the Rosechus lie on the beach.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Unprompted, Bubbles explains at length that she has no need for sunscreen, because she is incapable of tanning and impervious to sunburn. This has something to do with her being a Water-type Pokémon, her body being composed of 90% water (about the same as a watermelon), and her fur being capable of adapting itself to her surroundings. This rant comes despite no Rosechu or Sonichu ever being shown to tan, and how they would tan at all if covered in fur is anybody's guess.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Rosechus notice a mysterious black Rosechu, and later catch up with [[Megagi]] and [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]. [[Sarah Jackson]] and [[PandaHalo]] make a cameo appearance as well.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Bubbles's sunbathing is interrupted when Magi-Chan contacts her to collect a Sonichu Ball from the ocean. Before she can get up to find the ball, Black Sonichu kicks sand on the girls. Rosechu threatens to attack him, but Bubbles offers to do it herself, and pretends to force Black Sonichu away from the others. While she and Blake seem determined to hide their relationship, Rosechu and Angelica secretly know the truth, and laugh at the transparency of Bubbles's ruse.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris incorporates a drawing of Sonichu surfing by PandaHalo, yet he manages to ruin the continuity by drawing in different colored water around the edges of the picture. Also, Sonichu wasn't wearing his shoes earlier, but Panda's drawing shows him wearing shoes.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Elsewhere on the beach, Bubbles tells Blake of her mission to find the Sonichu Ball, and they agree to meet at Pier 969 later for disgusting sex. Little do they know that the black Rosechu from before has eavesdropped on their conversation. As she transforms into a duplicate of Bubbles, Chris introduces her as [[Silvana Rosechu]] and explains that hers was the ''sixth'' egg that emerged from the [[Rainbow]] along with the five eggs that became the Chaotic Combo. Silvana's egg wound up on the Earth's moon (Chris predictably does not explain how) where [[Count Graduon]] somehow made telepathic contact with her in [[1980s#1989|1989]]. As Mewtwo mentored the infant Magi-Chan Sonichu, so did Graduon raise Silvana. In addition to training her in the ways of evil, Graduon &amp;quot;upgraded&amp;quot; Silvana to have both male and female genitalia, and enabled her to change her shape.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the Atlantic Ocean, Bubbles searches for the Sonichu Ball, passing by fan-favorite character [[Yawning Squirtle]], among other crappily drawn Pokémon who sing the song &amp;quot;Under the Sea&amp;quot; from ''[[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|The Little Mermaid]]'', yet another thing Chris has ripped off. &lt;br /&gt;
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Magi-chan informs Bubbles that the Ball is claimed to be 5 miles (8 km) out to sea and, helpfully, &amp;quot;2,000-5,000 fathoms&amp;quot; (2.3 - 5.7 mi / 3,700 - 9,100 meters) below the surface, which is impossibly deep for Bubbles to dive (the deepest point of all the oceans is 6.8 mi / 10,900 meters). It's likely that Chris used &amp;quot;fathom&amp;quot; (6 feet / 183 cm) as a measurement of depth without bothering to find out how big a fathom was.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, Black Sonichu buys condoms in anticipation of the nasty, dirty animal sex he intends to share with his revolting mate. Silvana, posing as Bubbles, meets him, and convinces him not to wear a condom. Blake agrees, never suspecting Silvana's power to ejaculate a &amp;quot;paralyzing sleep solution&amp;quot; during intercourse. At Pier 969, Blake humps the foul creature, never suspecting that cock is ramming up against Silvana's own penis, which is perhaps withdrawn inside her vagina. Blake passes out from the effects of Silvana's seed, and she teleports him to a closet in the CWCville Beach stage. From there, she returns to Pier 969 disguised as Black Sonichu, and lays the same trap for Bubbles. What she had actually intended to ''do'' after systematically seducing and subduing the various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|recolors]] is never elaborated upon.   &lt;br /&gt;
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Before Bubbles goes to the pier, she hands off the Sonichu Ball to Angelica to ferry back to [[CWCville Mall]]. As she flies off, [[Punchy]] and Wild discuss their sex lives. Punchy wants to bang Angelica, and Wild seems uncertain what to do about his own loneliness. The two resolve to enroll in a Dating Education course offered at CWCville University, thus setting up the [[Sonichu 9|next shitty issue]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BubblesXSilvana.jpg|thumb|Silvana's eventual goal.]]&lt;br /&gt;
At Pier 969, Bubbles meets Silvana, but before she can present her hindquarters for vomit-inducing copulation, she receives a telepathic message from Magi-Chan, warning her of the impostor. Why Magi-Chan knows the difference, and why he didn't warn Black Sonichu of the same thing, is left to the reader's imagination. Bubbles is sceptical at first, but Jiggliami calls to inform her that she has discovered Black Sonichu in the stage closet. When Black Sonichu himself warns her of the danger, the dumb slut finally begins to put two and two together. Bubbles exposes Silvana by asking her to attack her with Black Sonichu's electrical powers. Despite the fact that Transform grants the user the ability to mimic all moves known by the target, Silvana instead opts to use her own psychic attack to simulate Blake's power, but Bubbles knows the difference. Silvana reveals herself, and teleports away before Bubbles can avenge Blake's manhood. Horrified, she returns to Blake's side to comfort him.  &lt;br /&gt;
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That night, Jiggliami finally performs the damned song Chris had been promoting for four months. Chris credits Blanca Weiss for composing the lyrics on August 20, 2008, which contradicts the premise of Jiggliami performing the same song on March 22, 2008. Also, the song, &amp;quot;War of Love&amp;quot;, makes no sense whatsoever, and resembles the sort of crap Chris writes all the time.  &lt;br /&gt;
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As an epilogue of sorts, Chris establishes that Blanca found &amp;quot;her boyfriend&amp;quot; and returned to her home state of Kentucky, despite previously establishing that she intended to wait for Chris to return from the time void. Acknowledging his own personal life, Chris briefly discusses the three [[Trolls|women]] he was involved with during the fall of 2008. Chris claims to have been uncertain about which one to pursue, and credits God and Jesus for eliminating two of them by having [[Optimus Prime]] kill [[Sarah Jackson]], and revealing the second to be in alliance with the trolls. Presumably, this is meant to refer to Blanca, even though Chris has depicted her as his girlfriend in this very story. The third woman, [[PandaHalo]], Chris declares to be his True Sweetheart, and the person he would promise his [[sex|first time]] to, although he would abandon her for dead within two months.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In a small note on the last page, Chris acknowledges the suicide of [[Ryan Cash]], and admits a modicum of responsibility for his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Alternate versions==&lt;br /&gt;
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When originally uploaded to [[Sonichu.net]], Chris offered multiple versions of the Episode 17, depending on which link the reader selected. These were based upon the ratings system used for television content.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:TVMA.jpg|48px|left]] '''TV-MA''': The uncut version of the comic. It was quickly unlinked from the site; however, all files still remained available.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TV14.jpg|48px|left]] '''TV-14''': A censored version of the above comic. Mostly, this is accomplished by Chris putting photographs of bananas over Sonichu's dick, an orange over Rosechu's vagina, and blue stars on her nipples. Other objects are used throughout the issue to conceal nude pictures Chris took from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These lousy edits can be seen [http://www.mediafire.com/?tt0s91mnmez here]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TVY7.jpg|48px|left]] '''TV-Y7''': A version which omitted many pages of the original story. Chris appears to have created &amp;quot;Rage Against the Garbage&amp;quot; with these edits in mind, as the TV-Y7 pages are numbered normally, while the pages featuring nudity and sex were lettered (e.g. page 19-A, 19-B, etc.). As the sexual content in the story was gratuitous and pointless in the first place, removing it did little to harm the quality of the work, except that the plot is significantly altered. Since Rosechu's faceraping of Jason had to be removed, the TV-Y7 version implies that Sonichu and Rosechu left peacefully, never to revisit the matter again.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris would rearrange the content in the TV-14 version numerous times before finally settling on a single version of the story, with most of the nudity removed yet with Rosechu's facerape attack left in. The hedgehog porn was reportedly removed at the request of his parents, and Chris would later add a message to his site stating his solemn vow to never again depict his characters engaged in sexual activity. This promise was soon broken when Chris created [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]] and snuck all of the deleted scenes there.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The uncensored scenes===&lt;br /&gt;
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==Links==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCjgNF0NTwQ Examining Sonichu &amp;amp; Rosechu Audiobook]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources and Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: ED Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>User:CWCFlick</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:CWCFlick&amp;diff=193414"/>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Hello!'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm a frequent reader of the CWCki, and rather facinated with the manchild himself (despite the circumstances being that he basically hates me for who I am).&lt;br /&gt;
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Dont expect me to make a lot of major edits, but if I see I typo I'll correct it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CherokeeChris.jpg]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>CWCFlick</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>User:CWCFlick</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:CWCFlick&amp;diff=193413"/>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;CWCFlick: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Hello!'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm a frequent reader of the CWCki, and rather facinated with the manchild himself (despite the circumstances being that he basically hates me for who I am).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dont expect me to make a lot of major edits; if I see I typo, I'll correct it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CherokeeChris.jpg]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>CWCFlick</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>User:CWCFlick</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;CWCFlick: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Hello!'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm a frequent reader of the CWCki, and rather facinated with the manchild himself (despite the circumstances being that he basically hates me for who I am).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dont expect me to make a lot of major edits; if I see I typo, I'll correct it.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>CWCFlick</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&amp;diff=193400</id>
		<title>Christian Weston Chandler</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;CWCFlick: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;:''This article is about Chris himself...it is his article and nothing less! For the &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot; character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
:''&amp;quot;Christian&amp;quot; redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Articleofthenow}}	&lt;br /&gt;
{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;infobox&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | Chandler Family&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|300px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Birth Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Christopher Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Full Name'''&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;Christopher&amp;quot; Christian &amp;quot;Ricardo&amp;quot; Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Nicknames'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Chris-chan&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Chris Chan&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;CWC&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Solid Chris&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Christine Weston Chandler &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Wordplay|Ht Wto Hd]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Fat-Ass &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Satan's Agent On Earth&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Date of Birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Male (1982–present)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Tomgirl]] (2011-2012)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Unknown (2012-2014)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|Lesbian-Identified Male]] (2014-present)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Transwoman (2015-present)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Nationality'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''[[Race]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
| White (1/8th Cherokee)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Height'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Self reported 5'10&amp;quot; (1.78 m)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Match.com#Profile text]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Weight'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Parents'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Bob]] (deceased)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; [[Barbara]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Education'''&lt;br /&gt;
|  [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Occupation(s)'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Freelance comic book artist/writer/videogame designer (unpublished)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&amp;amp;t=57&amp;amp;start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(  ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]], and currently '''Christine Weston Chandler''') is a 33-year-old autistic [[Tomgirl Saga|transwoman]], former [[virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Initial fascination was spurred on by his signature homemade [[Sonichu medallion]], his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]] featuring his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to a spiral of ever greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about him]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is a timid, autistic transwoman with [[Chris and his ego|delusional tendencies]] who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in [[Borb|his parents]]' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now 33 years old, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, such as [[Chris and health#Hygiene|bathing]] regularly, not loitering in a store all day waiting for people to talk to you, using the bathroom if you think you may have [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soiled yourself]], and not having your life's mission be to [[Sonic Boom Protests|changing]] a children's character's arms. Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. Nor has he had many meaningful relationships with people in a social setting. Chris's main impressions of people now come from the [[trolls]] and [[white knights]] he meets online.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is completely obsessed with his character Sonichu, to the point that he has hand-crafted several medallions in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that her chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for 30$ a piece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to etsy. Nowadays Chris isn't seen wearing his medallions as often, if at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris' words do not always align with his actions; he appears to be deeply insecure about his gender. He has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he &amp;quot;partly encourages&amp;quot; and is even aroused by.&lt;br /&gt;
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His adult life has, until somewhat recently, been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a &amp;quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl&amp;quot; to make into a &amp;quot;[[sweetheart from the ground-up]].&amp;quot; Nowadays, Chris has largely shelved the Sonichu comics, although the characters and world he constructed remain very much prominent in his life. Instead, he has dedicated many months to [[Sonic Boom Protests|protesting]] ([[26 December 2014|violently]]) against the new color of Sonic's arms in ''Sonic Boom'', and has sat on the fence for some time on becoming a transwoman.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Early life ==&lt;br /&gt;
In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Childhood and adolescence===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claims his first word, &amp;quot;monkey&amp;quot;, was spoken at 6 weeks old,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Wikipedia early&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true--the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.&lt;br /&gt;
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An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Wikipedia early&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl--if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him &amp;quot;Christian&amp;quot;, which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &amp;quot;special school&amp;quot;, which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Wikipedia early&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys &amp;amp; video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and his journey of becoming a fatass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.''.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &amp;quot;deer in headlights&amp;quot; [[stare]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{collapsible&lt;br /&gt;
|More of young Christian&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;amp;Santa.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his &amp;quot;[[gal pals]]&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&amp;quot; at school. It was at this time that he first put his &amp;quot;creative talents&amp;quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[amnyfest ring]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it &amp;quot;so hard&amp;quot; in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Evidently, this fear was unfounded.&lt;br /&gt;
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Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{collapsible&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris's award-winning art work&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &amp;quot;leather face&amp;quot;. Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Adult Chronicles===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the &amp;quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&amp;quot; and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read &amp;quot;I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&amp;quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The 2 quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.&lt;br /&gt;
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It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Discovery==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|2007|2008}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}} &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's rare talent(and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Upon learning of the &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself fingerbanging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.&lt;br /&gt;
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In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris today==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &amp;quot;[[saga]]s&amp;quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic Internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or &amp;quot;[[tomgirl]]&amp;quot;, as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.&lt;br /&gt;
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Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true...[[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &amp;quot;lonely&amp;quot;. Even the &amp;quot;gal-pals&amp;quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him - he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.&lt;br /&gt;
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The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin hair receding in earnest.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. While no human was seriously harmed, one of the remaining [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions were presumably also destroyed, including his huge record collection.&lt;br /&gt;
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Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous &amp;quot;art&amp;quot; on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his &amp;quot;art&amp;quot; and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, in [[2015]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of ducks in general. &lt;br /&gt;
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In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.&lt;br /&gt;
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In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.&lt;br /&gt;
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This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, as Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.&lt;br /&gt;
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In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart.&lt;br /&gt;
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More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon rodent]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He has indicated in several Facebook posts that he is still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; he has yoyoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood. He has even indicated feeling some degree of attraction to men, although he still seems to prefer women.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Aliases==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand drawn representation of himself.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to &amp;quot;Christian&amp;quot; at the behest of the &amp;quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]&amp;quot;. In either case, he answers to &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot;. [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, &amp;quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler&amp;quot;. He is unusually proud of his initials &amp;quot;CWC&amp;quot; and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word &amp;quot;quick&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was &amp;quot;Ricardo&amp;quot;, and to this day he translates his own name to &amp;quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&amp;quot; when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times he will literally announce himself as &amp;quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler&amp;quot;, or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris revealed he wanted to be referred to with feminine pronouns, he began calling himself &amp;quot;Christine&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Occasionally, Chris will use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are &amp;quot;Chrissy&amp;quot; (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also &amp;quot;Solid Chris&amp;quot;, used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as &amp;quot;Satan's Agent On Earth&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Featured fan video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = CWC ~ A Sad Story&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|DxAhBoYfWy4}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 20 November 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]&lt;br /&gt;
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| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline|nocat=true}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Christian Weston}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Family Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;CWCFlick: Changing the top image to modern CWC&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;...Okay, is it just me, or does Chrissy look drastically different when he's wearing his glasses compared to when he's not? Like, I almost can't believe it's the same person. I mean, I can, since no one else could possibly be that much of a fucktard, but he just looks really different. Or am I imagining it? [[User:Ayvuir|Ayvuir]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Hey, it works for Superman. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 14:09, 7 September 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==To do==&lt;br /&gt;
*pics of Chris, especially young Chris and the funny ones&lt;br /&gt;
*life history&lt;br /&gt;
*brief outline of his views&lt;br /&gt;
*his future outlook&lt;br /&gt;
I'll do what I can to help this page along. I'm a wiki noob, learning as I go here. So, it won't look the best... [[User:MajorIronwood|MajorIronwood]]&lt;br /&gt;
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We should add a sentence or two on the fact that he thinks he can call himself Christopher, just because it share the same abbreviation as Christian.~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]&lt;br /&gt;
:Christopher WAS his name, until he changed to Christian when he was 12.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 20:43, 10 March 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:Boy, do I feel stupid.  But then again, if he changed his name, he should have to pick or the other.~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]&lt;br /&gt;
::That reminds me, we should add a few sentences about why he changed his name - I forget where but he had some story (maybe it was in the DVD slideshow) where he says how some teacher kept calling him &amp;quot;Christian&amp;quot; and the name &amp;quot;had a ring to it&amp;quot; so he changed it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:52, 17 March 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:::In addition, from [[CWC's_Pokésite_2| El PokéSite 2]],  Christian considers his Spanish name to be Ricardo - Likely named after the Ricky Ricardo character from ''I Love Lucy''. Realistic equivalents might be found in ''Cris'', ''Cristián'', or ''Cristóbal'', but clearly these were not featured in the television shows he had watched prior to his High School Spanish classes. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 09:25, 12 May 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
::::To be fair, one's &amp;quot;Spanish name&amp;quot; need not be the same as their real name. For example, in 7th grade my Spanish name was Jose, though my name isn't Joseph, and in 10th grade I was Che, even though I'm not Argentinian. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:02, 1 June 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
:::More Name Crap: &amp;quot;-Chan&amp;quot; suffix is generally used for a little girl in Japanese. Chris is ''possibly'' too dense to realize this, and enjoys the similar pronunciation to 'Christian'. In doing so, there was no need to create a word jumble of existing letters, as that convention was given to his ''more open'' [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|alter-ago]]. [[User:LBearington|LBearington]] 05:25, 1 June 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Racism and Noviophobia==&lt;br /&gt;
Evidence of it goes back further than was previously thought. Read the notice to guys on [[Media:511-JumboLoveQuestSign.JPG|this sign]] from when he was 21. &amp;quot;(and to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)&amp;quot;. Where the white women at? --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 04:10, 26 March 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*I don't think that's racism though, because he's saying EXCEPT blacks. I think maybe he's paranoid about telling black people to jump off a cliff, because otherwise that's a hate crime. Sorta like when he made that post on his MySpace &amp;quot;I Respect the African American People.&amp;quot; --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:12, 26 March 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*Possibly, but since he's already stated that he simply doesn't like black people, I don't think it's likely. And besides, I don't think it would make much sense to make a special exception to black people unless you were hyper PC or just afraid of black people. (not to mention that he explicitly asks for only white women in later requests / demands / whines) --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 09:48, 26 March 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yeah, it's racism. He's saying &amp;quot;Blacks don't need to jump off a cliff, because I'm using my outdated and quriky view that blacks stick with blacks relationship wise, and the same is true for whites. So, I don't worry about blacks impeding on my 'love quest.'&amp;quot; However, I don't think Chris would be able to articulate that well. --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Just a thought, should there be a separate article that would count how many times he's been racist other than his views of [[niggo]]s? --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 04:29, 3 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Mr. Darcy is much better than Chris, y'hear. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I had it noted, along with a picture of Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy to compare the two, that Mr. Darcy and Chris are in no way similar. This came about from the cliche &amp;quot;Well, he's no Mr. Darcy...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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I think it's a good visual aid. --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Let me tell you about this page==&lt;br /&gt;
It's great. It's fantastic. I read it for the first time in a while and I think it's the perfect, concise intro to Chris. The ED article on Chris sucks because it's so all over the place. True, we have the luxury of being a devoted wiki that instead of having to go into depth about Sonichu, we can just link to the article. The ED article is shit because it goes over the place, it's a bit out of date, and it picks poor samples of Chris's videos like just highlighting the &amp;quot;gaybian&amp;quot; vid. This is a fantastic article and this is why people come to us. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:03, 1 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Since there's no actual &amp;quot;Chris and...&amp;quot; page ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I hope it's okay to discuss it here. I was wondering if a &amp;quot;Chris and Intelligence&amp;quot; page can be of any use. Some things to cover are his 1) logic, 2) academics and 3) philosophy (to cover his stupid quotes and advice). --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 09:56, 7 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*That's sorta what [[honor roll]] is at the moment, though it really should be expanded to that as opposed to the focus on art (which really isn't what honor roll is about). Why I suggest honor roll because Chris will say something like &amp;quot;I'm smart, I was on honor roll.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I know math, I was on honor roll for the love of God!,&amp;quot; etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:07, 7 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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We need a &amp;quot;Chris and Aspergers Syndrome&amp;quot; page. --[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]&lt;br /&gt;
==CWC split?==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;CWC&amp;quot; should redirect here, but I'm thinking maybe we should make a page devoted to Chris's initials. He uses them a lot, they're a recurring motif in his work, and we can even keep track of when he uses them as a pun (like &amp;quot;A CWC Audition&amp;quot;). Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:09, 7 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Page Needed==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris and Reliability - [[User:CJB8895|Cody]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== cleaned-up, needs to be expanded/updated ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== Contact information? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay. I realise I will be stepping into what can only be described as but a cat's whisker from the maw of hell- but I would like to talk to Christian Weston Chandler. I have a great deal of things to discuss with him and, rest assured, there will be luls. What is the best way to get in touch with him these days? I tried Facebook, but he doesn't seem to be checking it very often (I'm guessing he has a lot of trolls talk to him). I've also taken to staking out his AIM, but I'm guessing he doesn't use that either due to people spamming him with JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Are you a licensed therapist or religious official? Because I think a team of a shrink, a priest, and a journalist would be needed at this point. [[Vivian Gee]] tried to get through to him, Lord love her, but she's not a doctor--didn't even finish high school, I do believe.  Look...I've had my share of problems growing up, and I know no one can compliment you and make you feel like a turd all at the same time like a [[Mary Lee Walsh|school admin]]. I've got a kid brother who is an unrepentant drug addict and thief, who probably could have been reached if we'd gotten to him sooner. He's now a burned-out piece of crap who is on his third (maybe fourth, I've lost count) jail term. He's about Chris-Chan's age. I say someone better do something or else Chris'll be in jail or an institution before he's thirty, and then he'll be the taxpayer's problem. What will they do when his folks croak off? He's got a couple of half-siblings, but they've got their own lives to lead; they don't need a man-child with a lukewarm I.Q. underfoot. Could we live with ourselves if he flips out and kills a bunch of people in a mall or a campus somewhere, and maybe we could have done something if we'd been proactive five or three, or even just a year ago, to prevent it? [[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 19:37, 28 January 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
::Although it pains me to have to use the phrase, the CWCki is not a forum. Take shit like this elsewhere. Also, you're responding to a 10-month-old comment. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 20:27, 28 January 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
I don't own a PS3 so somehow contacting him via the Playstation Network is also out. I live in Australia, so this makes things difficult. Thoughts? Suggestions? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:20, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:It's pointless to try and talk to Chris, as he will just ignore you. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:42, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Alec knows his personal phone number. I think that if you ask him nicely he might tell you. He certainly dosn't owe Chris anything. His Asperpedia account is ALBASPERCHU and his email is albasperchu(at)live.com --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:40, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*1) please sign your comments (it's four tildas [~] in a row). 2) Chris's contact info should be in [[14 Branchland Court]], 3) if it isn't, it should be there. I think Cogs didn't want it with the logic is that if you have to ask for Chris's phone number and can't find it yourself when he's mentioned it frequently, you really shouldn't be trolling Chris. However, people asking for it all the time is annoying and it defeats the purpose of CWCki being an open source of information. &lt;br /&gt;
** Actually, I tried calling that number but either I fucked up international dialing (entirely possible) or it was disconnected (which is what I thought it said). [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:That aside, I can guarantee that Chris will not listen to your call.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:26, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I know he'll ignore me, but at least it'll be funny. I'm not attempting to, directly, help him. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:CWCki is not a place to discuss how to troll or help Chris, if you want to contact Chris, do it, it won't have any effect on him whatsoever.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:21, 30 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* I'd actually love to know if there's some online contact information at all.  Inquiring minds need to know, since he evidently doesn't go on IRC anymore.  anyone know where he can regularly be found? [[User:Boop|Boop]] 05:29, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**I've yet to be able to find anything besides an AOL address. Does he still use that account? [[User:PrimeMinisterStephanHarper|PrimeMinisterStephanHarper]] 17:26, 27 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Misapplication of social rules ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Maybe this comment should go under the Autism page or the Honesty page but it seems like Chris's view of &amp;quot;Honesty&amp;quot; is likely influenced by an unspoken rule amongst nerdier internet communities where being extremely, unnecessarily open in private, especially with things verifiable by a third party, is seen as a way to build trust, due to the fact it is difficult if not impossible to establish it otherwise. My point being, he may have picked this sort of 'honesty' up from a geeky community somewhere. [[User:Insidious611|Insidious611]] 05:06, 12 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I will note said openness doesn't USUALLY extend to ones bowel issues or other information nobody in their right mind would want to know. But it may extend to relationships and especially trouble therein. [[User:Insidious611|Insidious611]] 05:07, 12 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== You forgot to mention... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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''Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler  on 24 February 1982) is a perverse, narcissistic, homophobic, sexist, racist, overweight, delusional &amp;quot;high-functioning autistic&amp;quot; virgin etc. etc.''&lt;br /&gt;
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What about &amp;quot;uncultured&amp;quot; (as shown by his not knowing the story of ''To Kill a Mockingbird'''' and thinking Molvania is a real place) and &amp;quot;tone deaf&amp;quot; (his so called &amp;quot;album&amp;quot;, need I say more?)[[User:Knucklechu|Knucklechu]] 10:20, 30 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:If the purpose of this article was to make a list of all the negative adjectives that could be applied to Chris, it would be 20 pages long.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 11:53, 30 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Oh, er... I just got done adding a bunch of those. This is going to be the first sentence of the first page that a lot of people are going to look at. If there's this really stupid, unwieldy list of all the totally horrible, totally accurate descriptors, they'll be like, &amp;quot;No way, no one can be that bad.&amp;quot; But they'll... y'know... —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 03:40, 6 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Anagram crackers==&lt;br /&gt;
''Interestingly, &amp;quot;clownish tender anarchist&amp;quot; is a perfect anagram of Chris' full name.''&lt;br /&gt;
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So is &amp;quot;antichrist enhances world&amp;quot;. [[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 06:56, 13 March 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== On the removal of a large chunk of the intro ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Someone posted the other day how they objected to &amp;quot;transvestite&amp;quot; listed to the intro, saying it's made it seems like being a transvestite is a bad thing and that really got me thinking. As elaborated elsewhere, the CWCki doesn't really try to beat in an idea of Chris. It tends to be critical, nothing wrong with that, but it tries to at least aim for [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]] at least as it pertains to our context. I think starting off the article with &amp;quot;Chris is a bad guy who's a whole bunch of unflattering personal characteristics&amp;quot; is going to leave the reader with a negative impression from the get go - of course you're not going to like this guy, you've had it drilled into your head he's a bunch of unpleasant things like &amp;quot;stubborn,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;racist,&amp;quot; etc. But what should happen is someone reads this article, like &amp;quot;Okay, this guy is a bit off&amp;quot; and then let them decide that based on the facts, whether or not he's really fucked up. If you're going to say Chris is fucked up, let the facts about Chris speak for themselves, you shouldn't need to lead the reader into this.&lt;br /&gt;
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I also had issue with the linking. For instance, take - &amp;quot;racist&amp;quot; linking to [[Chris and race]]. As you can see on the talk page of that article, there was some debate whether it should be &amp;quot;Chris and racism&amp;quot; versus &amp;quot;Chris and race.&amp;quot; I argued for &amp;quot;Chris and race&amp;quot; as it's more neutral and whether or not Chris is racist should be left up to the reader. Yet having &amp;quot;racism&amp;quot; link is going to have the reader read that article expecting Chris to be racist. Once again, let the facts speak for themselves - let known facts about Chris's relationships and comments on certain races allow the reader to determine for his or her own self whether Chris is a racist or not. Hopefully these articles don't insinuate Chris is a certain thing, in which case I need to go through and review some of these articles carefully.&lt;br /&gt;
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So what did I leave? I left high functioning autistic (why was it in quotations? The [[autism]] article makes a strong case that he is autistic) because this is what Chris describes himself as. Also, he's a virgin - once again, his own description. I was very generous with leaving &amp;quot;man child,&amp;quot; which I would say is leading the reader but this seems to be a most popular characterization of Chris. &lt;br /&gt;
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If you'd like to debate it, you're more than welcome to here. Sorry to take advantage of editing it when the page is locked, I think I'll change it so only new users are blocked from editing the page for the week.  --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 26 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*That's a long explaination there boss. You could have just said &amp;quot;You don't need to call Chris a faggot in an article. That's obvious enough&amp;quot;, and it would have been just as effective. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:45, 26 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:I beg to differ. Chris is not the only one who uploads/uploaded shitty comics of his recolors yiffing each other. What sets him apart from others in that category is him being a major jerk as well, and the previous introduction had links to the articles which dealt with those significant aspects of his personality. The current introduction does not capture the full essence of Christian Weston Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
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:It seems to me that the rule of thumb on this wiki is that you can write from non neutral POV if what you're adding to the articles are reasonable observation which will be met with agreement by all sensible people who are properly informed regarding the matter involved. For example, outright saying that Chris is an extremely egotistical person goes against Wikipedia's NPOV policy, yet we do outright call him as such - in fact we have [[Chris and his Ego|two]] [[Examples of Chris's Ego|articles]] dedicated just for that purpose. Why? Because once a sensible person sees all the facts those articles gather, he cannot reasonably argue that Chris is not an extremely egotistical man. There's no point in having this article refrain from calling Chris [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[homos|homophobic]], [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|transvestite]], [[Chris and race|racist]], [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Chris and reality|delusional]], or [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] when other articles on this Wiki do just that.&lt;br /&gt;
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:With the exception perhaps of the first five (and even here I'm not sure), I think it is firmly established that Chris deserves most of the unsavory qualities which were mentioned in the previous revision. His homphobia, semen drinking and transvestism (if one takes the word to mean cross-dressing) are self admitted; his obesity is evident in the pictures taken of him and the rest of the linked articles all make a compelling case for Chris being racist, egotistical, hypocritical, untalented and so on.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Furthermore, I think that the CWCki will become somewhat stale if all other articles are written in the same spirit as the current introductory paragraph. While I'm not saying we should adopt ED practices and write against the truth if it provides more lulz, I also think we shouldn't emulate wikipedia's NPOV policy. Instead, we should go for a for a rule saying that when writing about Chris once should only stick to facts and observation which can be agreed by all reasonable and informed people - with the occasional snarky comment. [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 10:09, 26 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:: To put in my two cents here, I'd say I think everything is fine the way it is as long as it's simply about the facts (or any assumptions are stated as such). If someone stole stuff all the time, you'd call them a thief...you wouldn't sugar coat it (and in reality you couldn't). Chris is a lot of things, most of those things are backed up by examples Chris himself have given people to view. Telling someone Chris is a man-child and giving them examples of said man-child tendencies is no different, in my opinion, as if we'd just given them the examples and they came up with the same conclusion. Most people have brains and use them, if we tell them Chris is racist and then give them examples of said behavior, they can still disagree if they feel the evidence is not conclusive. As for the problem with making &amp;quot;transvestite&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;homosexual&amp;quot; seem like something bad, all I can say is that it's how you read it. I've read almost every article in this CWCki and I don't feel like it's &amp;quot;dissing&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;hating on&amp;quot; anyone that is of any sort of religions, race, gender, or sexuality. It's simply showing what Chris is and how he acts. Straight-out calling Chris a transvestite (Noun: A person, typically a man, who derives pleasure from dressing in clothes appropriate to the opposite sex), isn't too far from the truth, but at the same time, it's not insulting transexuals as a whole. Using that type of logic (meaning you're insulting a group of people if they are in some way associated with what Chris does) would mean that all men, all virgins, all autistics, and all humans are bad/horrible people because they are in the &amp;quot;same group&amp;quot; as Chris. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:33, 26 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I wasn't a huge fan of the intro as it was.  I prefer more subtle jabs; I think that it can be pretty funny to throw in a dig here or there, but a long (entirely piped) list of 'OMG HOMOS' is just... meh.  I don't agree with some of the overzealous insult (and humor) purging that has hit some articles, but this I can agree with. [[User:Dude|Dude]] 17:41, 26 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== August 2011? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The events so far of August 2011 appear to be missing. The most recent entries relate only to the Tomgirl forums. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 12:56, 13 August 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, the part saying he hasn't made any new videos should be updated [[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 17:16, 1 September 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
I did it --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 21:05, 8 September 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris as a troll==&lt;br /&gt;
Not sure why the category has been deleted multiple times. Chris has been (if not currently) a troll, in his career. Most notably, to [[Alec Benson Leary]] during the Asperchu saga, especially during the [[Alec Benson Leary calls|phone calls]]. He's also been Evan's to some extent, i.e. plagiarism [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|which still hasn't been reverted]]. And, of course, the infamous [[Rollin' and Trollin']]. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 2:18, 11 September 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Just because there's some trolls you dislike doesn't mean Chris is a troll to his trolls. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 07:44, 11 September 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What? First off, I never said I disliked any trolls; I'm not trying to bias this. Secondly, Chris has fully admitted to being a 'troll' in the past. As for being a literal troll, like I said, the [[Asperchu]] saga says it all; his constant insulting and mocking of the 'Asperchu Four' along with his disregard for other's work is the clean-cut definition of a troll. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 10:31, 11 September 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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So let me get this straight in summary.&lt;br /&gt;
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If these are what you are pointing out, no. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 11:26, 14 September 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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So by that, no trolls listed in the wiki are actually trolls? I mean, even Liquid isn't regarded as a troll by some, and all he did was mock. Even Alec's called Chris a troll, and that was one of, if not the, most eventful sagas to date. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 11:48, 14 September 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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So? [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 15:40, 14 September 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris on happy tree friends ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't really know if he likes happy tree friends, and it is probably for the best...unless of course he fucks up and adds sonichu as a happy tree friend OC.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Changing the top image to modern CWC ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was wondering if the image in the &amp;quot;Chandler Family&amp;quot; box should be replaced with an image of today's 30+ y/o CWC, instead of classic CWC. ED did it, so why not here? I get that it's probably ''the'' most recognizable pic of CWC, but I'd feel it would be more appropriate, especially when the info in the same box is constantly updating. [[User:CWCFlick|CWCFlick]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;...Okay, is it just me, or does Chrissy look drastically different when he's wearing his glasses compared to when he's not? Like, I almost can't believe it's the same person. I mean, I can, since no one else could possibly be that much of a fucktard, but he just looks really different. Or am I imagining it? [[User:Ayvuir|Ayvuir]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Hey, it works for Superman. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 14:09, 7 September 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==To do==&lt;br /&gt;
*pics of Chris, especially young Chris and the funny ones&lt;br /&gt;
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*his future outlook&lt;br /&gt;
I'll do what I can to help this page along. I'm a wiki noob, learning as I go here. So, it won't look the best... [[User:MajorIronwood|MajorIronwood]]&lt;br /&gt;
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We should add a sentence or two on the fact that he thinks he can call himself Christopher, just because it share the same abbreviation as Christian.~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]&lt;br /&gt;
:Christopher WAS his name, until he changed to Christian when he was 12.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 20:43, 10 March 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:Boy, do I feel stupid.  But then again, if he changed his name, he should have to pick or the other.~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]&lt;br /&gt;
::That reminds me, we should add a few sentences about why he changed his name - I forget where but he had some story (maybe it was in the DVD slideshow) where he says how some teacher kept calling him &amp;quot;Christian&amp;quot; and the name &amp;quot;had a ring to it&amp;quot; so he changed it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:52, 17 March 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:::In addition, from [[CWC's_Pokésite_2| El PokéSite 2]],  Christian considers his Spanish name to be Ricardo - Likely named after the Ricky Ricardo character from ''I Love Lucy''. Realistic equivalents might be found in ''Cris'', ''Cristián'', or ''Cristóbal'', but clearly these were not featured in the television shows he had watched prior to his High School Spanish classes. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 09:25, 12 May 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
::::To be fair, one's &amp;quot;Spanish name&amp;quot; need not be the same as their real name. For example, in 7th grade my Spanish name was Jose, though my name isn't Joseph, and in 10th grade I was Che, even though I'm not Argentinian. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:02, 1 June 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
:::More Name Crap: &amp;quot;-Chan&amp;quot; suffix is generally used for a little girl in Japanese. Chris is ''possibly'' too dense to realize this, and enjoys the similar pronunciation to 'Christian'. In doing so, there was no need to create a word jumble of existing letters, as that convention was given to his ''more open'' [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|alter-ago]]. [[User:LBearington|LBearington]] 05:25, 1 June 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Racism and Noviophobia==&lt;br /&gt;
Evidence of it goes back further than was previously thought. Read the notice to guys on [[Media:511-JumboLoveQuestSign.JPG|this sign]] from when he was 21. &amp;quot;(and to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)&amp;quot;. Where the white women at? --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 04:10, 26 March 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*I don't think that's racism though, because he's saying EXCEPT blacks. I think maybe he's paranoid about telling black people to jump off a cliff, because otherwise that's a hate crime. Sorta like when he made that post on his MySpace &amp;quot;I Respect the African American People.&amp;quot; --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:12, 26 March 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*Possibly, but since he's already stated that he simply doesn't like black people, I don't think it's likely. And besides, I don't think it would make much sense to make a special exception to black people unless you were hyper PC or just afraid of black people. (not to mention that he explicitly asks for only white women in later requests / demands / whines) --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 09:48, 26 March 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yeah, it's racism. He's saying &amp;quot;Blacks don't need to jump off a cliff, because I'm using my outdated and quriky view that blacks stick with blacks relationship wise, and the same is true for whites. So, I don't worry about blacks impeding on my 'love quest.'&amp;quot; However, I don't think Chris would be able to articulate that well. --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Just a thought, should there be a separate article that would count how many times he's been racist other than his views of [[niggo]]s? --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 04:29, 3 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Mr. Darcy is much better than Chris, y'hear. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I had it noted, along with a picture of Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy to compare the two, that Mr. Darcy and Chris are in no way similar. This came about from the cliche &amp;quot;Well, he's no Mr. Darcy...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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I think it's a good visual aid. --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Let me tell you about this page==&lt;br /&gt;
It's great. It's fantastic. I read it for the first time in a while and I think it's the perfect, concise intro to Chris. The ED article on Chris sucks because it's so all over the place. True, we have the luxury of being a devoted wiki that instead of having to go into depth about Sonichu, we can just link to the article. The ED article is shit because it goes over the place, it's a bit out of date, and it picks poor samples of Chris's videos like just highlighting the &amp;quot;gaybian&amp;quot; vid. This is a fantastic article and this is why people come to us. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:03, 1 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Since there's no actual &amp;quot;Chris and...&amp;quot; page ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I hope it's okay to discuss it here. I was wondering if a &amp;quot;Chris and Intelligence&amp;quot; page can be of any use. Some things to cover are his 1) logic, 2) academics and 3) philosophy (to cover his stupid quotes and advice). --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 09:56, 7 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*That's sorta what [[honor roll]] is at the moment, though it really should be expanded to that as opposed to the focus on art (which really isn't what honor roll is about). Why I suggest honor roll because Chris will say something like &amp;quot;I'm smart, I was on honor roll.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I know math, I was on honor roll for the love of God!,&amp;quot; etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:07, 7 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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We need a &amp;quot;Chris and Aspergers Syndrome&amp;quot; page. --[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]&lt;br /&gt;
==CWC split?==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;CWC&amp;quot; should redirect here, but I'm thinking maybe we should make a page devoted to Chris's initials. He uses them a lot, they're a recurring motif in his work, and we can even keep track of when he uses them as a pun (like &amp;quot;A CWC Audition&amp;quot;). Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:09, 7 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Page Needed==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris and Reliability - [[User:CJB8895|Cody]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== cleaned-up, needs to be expanded/updated ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== Contact information? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay. I realise I will be stepping into what can only be described as but a cat's whisker from the maw of hell- but I would like to talk to Christian Weston Chandler. I have a great deal of things to discuss with him and, rest assured, there will be luls. What is the best way to get in touch with him these days? I tried Facebook, but he doesn't seem to be checking it very often (I'm guessing he has a lot of trolls talk to him). I've also taken to staking out his AIM, but I'm guessing he doesn't use that either due to people spamming him with JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Are you a licensed therapist or religious official? Because I think a team of a shrink, a priest, and a journalist would be needed at this point. [[Vivian Gee]] tried to get through to him, Lord love her, but she's not a doctor--didn't even finish high school, I do believe.  Look...I've had my share of problems growing up, and I know no one can compliment you and make you feel like a turd all at the same time like a [[Mary Lee Walsh|school admin]]. I've got a kid brother who is an unrepentant drug addict and thief, who probably could have been reached if we'd gotten to him sooner. He's now a burned-out piece of crap who is on his third (maybe fourth, I've lost count) jail term. He's about Chris-Chan's age. I say someone better do something or else Chris'll be in jail or an institution before he's thirty, and then he'll be the taxpayer's problem. What will they do when his folks croak off? He's got a couple of half-siblings, but they've got their own lives to lead; they don't need a man-child with a lukewarm I.Q. underfoot. Could we live with ourselves if he flips out and kills a bunch of people in a mall or a campus somewhere, and maybe we could have done something if we'd been proactive five or three, or even just a year ago, to prevent it? [[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 19:37, 28 January 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
::Although it pains me to have to use the phrase, the CWCki is not a forum. Take shit like this elsewhere. Also, you're responding to a 10-month-old comment. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 20:27, 28 January 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
I don't own a PS3 so somehow contacting him via the Playstation Network is also out. I live in Australia, so this makes things difficult. Thoughts? Suggestions? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:20, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:It's pointless to try and talk to Chris, as he will just ignore you. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:42, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Alec knows his personal phone number. I think that if you ask him nicely he might tell you. He certainly dosn't owe Chris anything. His Asperpedia account is ALBASPERCHU and his email is albasperchu(at)live.com --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:40, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*1) please sign your comments (it's four tildas [~] in a row). 2) Chris's contact info should be in [[14 Branchland Court]], 3) if it isn't, it should be there. I think Cogs didn't want it with the logic is that if you have to ask for Chris's phone number and can't find it yourself when he's mentioned it frequently, you really shouldn't be trolling Chris. However, people asking for it all the time is annoying and it defeats the purpose of CWCki being an open source of information. &lt;br /&gt;
** Actually, I tried calling that number but either I fucked up international dialing (entirely possible) or it was disconnected (which is what I thought it said). [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:That aside, I can guarantee that Chris will not listen to your call.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:26, 29 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I know he'll ignore me, but at least it'll be funny. I'm not attempting to, directly, help him. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:CWCki is not a place to discuss how to troll or help Chris, if you want to contact Chris, do it, it won't have any effect on him whatsoever.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:21, 30 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* I'd actually love to know if there's some online contact information at all.  Inquiring minds need to know, since he evidently doesn't go on IRC anymore.  anyone know where he can regularly be found? [[User:Boop|Boop]] 05:29, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**I've yet to be able to find anything besides an AOL address. Does he still use that account? [[User:PrimeMinisterStephanHarper|PrimeMinisterStephanHarper]] 17:26, 27 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Misapplication of social rules ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Maybe this comment should go under the Autism page or the Honesty page but it seems like Chris's view of &amp;quot;Honesty&amp;quot; is likely influenced by an unspoken rule amongst nerdier internet communities where being extremely, unnecessarily open in private, especially with things verifiable by a third party, is seen as a way to build trust, due to the fact it is difficult if not impossible to establish it otherwise. My point being, he may have picked this sort of 'honesty' up from a geeky community somewhere. [[User:Insidious611|Insidious611]] 05:06, 12 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I will note said openness doesn't USUALLY extend to ones bowel issues or other information nobody in their right mind would want to know. But it may extend to relationships and especially trouble therein. [[User:Insidious611|Insidious611]] 05:07, 12 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== You forgot to mention... ==&lt;br /&gt;
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''Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler  on 24 February 1982) is a perverse, narcissistic, homophobic, sexist, racist, overweight, delusional &amp;quot;high-functioning autistic&amp;quot; virgin etc. etc.''&lt;br /&gt;
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What about &amp;quot;uncultured&amp;quot; (as shown by his not knowing the story of ''To Kill a Mockingbird'''' and thinking Molvania is a real place) and &amp;quot;tone deaf&amp;quot; (his so called &amp;quot;album&amp;quot;, need I say more?)[[User:Knucklechu|Knucklechu]] 10:20, 30 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:If the purpose of this article was to make a list of all the negative adjectives that could be applied to Chris, it would be 20 pages long.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 11:53, 30 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Oh, er... I just got done adding a bunch of those. This is going to be the first sentence of the first page that a lot of people are going to look at. If there's this really stupid, unwieldy list of all the totally horrible, totally accurate descriptors, they'll be like, &amp;quot;No way, no one can be that bad.&amp;quot; But they'll... y'know... —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 03:40, 6 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Anagram crackers==&lt;br /&gt;
''Interestingly, &amp;quot;clownish tender anarchist&amp;quot; is a perfect anagram of Chris' full name.''&lt;br /&gt;
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So is &amp;quot;antichrist enhances world&amp;quot;. [[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 06:56, 13 March 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== On the removal of a large chunk of the intro ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Someone posted the other day how they objected to &amp;quot;transvestite&amp;quot; listed to the intro, saying it's made it seems like being a transvestite is a bad thing and that really got me thinking. As elaborated elsewhere, the CWCki doesn't really try to beat in an idea of Chris. It tends to be critical, nothing wrong with that, but it tries to at least aim for [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]] at least as it pertains to our context. I think starting off the article with &amp;quot;Chris is a bad guy who's a whole bunch of unflattering personal characteristics&amp;quot; is going to leave the reader with a negative impression from the get go - of course you're not going to like this guy, you've had it drilled into your head he's a bunch of unpleasant things like &amp;quot;stubborn,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;racist,&amp;quot; etc. But what should happen is someone reads this article, like &amp;quot;Okay, this guy is a bit off&amp;quot; and then let them decide that based on the facts, whether or not he's really fucked up. If you're going to say Chris is fucked up, let the facts about Chris speak for themselves, you shouldn't need to lead the reader into this.&lt;br /&gt;
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I also had issue with the linking. For instance, take - &amp;quot;racist&amp;quot; linking to [[Chris and race]]. As you can see on the talk page of that article, there was some debate whether it should be &amp;quot;Chris and racism&amp;quot; versus &amp;quot;Chris and race.&amp;quot; I argued for &amp;quot;Chris and race&amp;quot; as it's more neutral and whether or not Chris is racist should be left up to the reader. Yet having &amp;quot;racism&amp;quot; link is going to have the reader read that article expecting Chris to be racist. Once again, let the facts speak for themselves - let known facts about Chris's relationships and comments on certain races allow the reader to determine for his or her own self whether Chris is a racist or not. Hopefully these articles don't insinuate Chris is a certain thing, in which case I need to go through and review some of these articles carefully.&lt;br /&gt;
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So what did I leave? I left high functioning autistic (why was it in quotations? The [[autism]] article makes a strong case that he is autistic) because this is what Chris describes himself as. Also, he's a virgin - once again, his own description. I was very generous with leaving &amp;quot;man child,&amp;quot; which I would say is leading the reader but this seems to be a most popular characterization of Chris. &lt;br /&gt;
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If you'd like to debate it, you're more than welcome to here. Sorry to take advantage of editing it when the page is locked, I think I'll change it so only new users are blocked from editing the page for the week.  --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 26 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*That's a long explaination there boss. You could have just said &amp;quot;You don't need to call Chris a faggot in an article. That's obvious enough&amp;quot;, and it would have been just as effective. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:45, 26 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:I beg to differ. Chris is not the only one who uploads/uploaded shitty comics of his recolors yiffing each other. What sets him apart from others in that category is him being a major jerk as well, and the previous introduction had links to the articles which dealt with those significant aspects of his personality. The current introduction does not capture the full essence of Christian Weston Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
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:It seems to me that the rule of thumb on this wiki is that you can write from non neutral POV if what you're adding to the articles are reasonable observation which will be met with agreement by all sensible people who are properly informed regarding the matter involved. For example, outright saying that Chris is an extremely egotistical person goes against Wikipedia's NPOV policy, yet we do outright call him as such - in fact we have [[Chris and his Ego|two]] [[Examples of Chris's Ego|articles]] dedicated just for that purpose. Why? Because once a sensible person sees all the facts those articles gather, he cannot reasonably argue that Chris is not an extremely egotistical man. There's no point in having this article refrain from calling Chris [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[homos|homophobic]], [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|transvestite]], [[Chris and race|racist]], [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Chris and reality|delusional]], or [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] when other articles on this Wiki do just that.&lt;br /&gt;
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:With the exception perhaps of the first five (and even here I'm not sure), I think it is firmly established that Chris deserves most of the unsavory qualities which were mentioned in the previous revision. His homphobia, semen drinking and transvestism (if one takes the word to mean cross-dressing) are self admitted; his obesity is evident in the pictures taken of him and the rest of the linked articles all make a compelling case for Chris being racist, egotistical, hypocritical, untalented and so on.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Furthermore, I think that the CWCki will become somewhat stale if all other articles are written in the same spirit as the current introductory paragraph. While I'm not saying we should adopt ED practices and write against the truth if it provides more lulz, I also think we shouldn't emulate wikipedia's NPOV policy. Instead, we should go for a for a rule saying that when writing about Chris once should only stick to facts and observation which can be agreed by all reasonable and informed people - with the occasional snarky comment. [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 10:09, 26 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:: To put in my two cents here, I'd say I think everything is fine the way it is as long as it's simply about the facts (or any assumptions are stated as such). If someone stole stuff all the time, you'd call them a thief...you wouldn't sugar coat it (and in reality you couldn't). Chris is a lot of things, most of those things are backed up by examples Chris himself have given people to view. Telling someone Chris is a man-child and giving them examples of said man-child tendencies is no different, in my opinion, as if we'd just given them the examples and they came up with the same conclusion. Most people have brains and use them, if we tell them Chris is racist and then give them examples of said behavior, they can still disagree if they feel the evidence is not conclusive. As for the problem with making &amp;quot;transvestite&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;homosexual&amp;quot; seem like something bad, all I can say is that it's how you read it. I've read almost every article in this CWCki and I don't feel like it's &amp;quot;dissing&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;hating on&amp;quot; anyone that is of any sort of religions, race, gender, or sexuality. It's simply showing what Chris is and how he acts. Straight-out calling Chris a transvestite (Noun: A person, typically a man, who derives pleasure from dressing in clothes appropriate to the opposite sex), isn't too far from the truth, but at the same time, it's not insulting transexuals as a whole. Using that type of logic (meaning you're insulting a group of people if they are in some way associated with what Chris does) would mean that all men, all virgins, all autistics, and all humans are bad/horrible people because they are in the &amp;quot;same group&amp;quot; as Chris. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:33, 26 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I wasn't a huge fan of the intro as it was.  I prefer more subtle jabs; I think that it can be pretty funny to throw in a dig here or there, but a long (entirely piped) list of 'OMG HOMOS' is just... meh.  I don't agree with some of the overzealous insult (and humor) purging that has hit some articles, but this I can agree with. [[User:Dude|Dude]] 17:41, 26 July 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== August 2011? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The events so far of August 2011 appear to be missing. The most recent entries relate only to the Tomgirl forums. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 12:56, 13 August 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, the part saying he hasn't made any new videos should be updated [[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 17:16, 1 September 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
I did it --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 21:05, 8 September 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris as a troll==&lt;br /&gt;
Not sure why the category has been deleted multiple times. Chris has been (if not currently) a troll, in his career. Most notably, to [[Alec Benson Leary]] during the Asperchu saga, especially during the [[Alec Benson Leary calls|phone calls]]. He's also been Evan's to some extent, i.e. plagiarism [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|which still hasn't been reverted]]. And, of course, the infamous [[Rollin' and Trollin']]. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 2:18, 11 September 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Just because there's some trolls you dislike doesn't mean Chris is a troll to his trolls. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 07:44, 11 September 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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What? First off, I never said I disliked any trolls; I'm not trying to bias this. Secondly, Chris has fully admitted to being a 'troll' in the past. As for being a literal troll, like I said, the [[Asperchu]] saga says it all; his constant insulting and mocking of the 'Asperchu Four' along with his disregard for other's work is the clean-cut definition of a troll. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 10:31, 11 September 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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So let me get this straight in summary.&lt;br /&gt;
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2. A troll's definition is to mock someone else's work.&lt;br /&gt;
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If these are what you are pointing out, no. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 11:26, 14 September 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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So by that, no trolls listed in the wiki are actually trolls? I mean, even Liquid isn't regarded as a troll by some, and all he did was mock. Even Alec's called Chris a troll, and that was one of, if not the, most eventful sagas to date. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 11:48, 14 September 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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So? [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 15:40, 14 September 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris on happy tree friends ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't really know if he likes happy tree friends, and it is probably for the best...unless of course he fucks up and adds sonichu as a happy tree friend OC.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Changing the top image to modern CWC ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was wondering if the image in the &amp;quot;Chandler Family&amp;quot; box should be replaced with an image of today's 30+ y/o CWC, instead of classic CWC. ED did it, so why not here? I get that it's probably ''the'' most recognizable pic of CWC, but I'd feel it would be more appropriate, especially when the info in the same box is constantly updating.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;CWCFlick: Created page with &amp;quot;'''Hello!'''  I'm a frequent reader of the CWCki, and rather facinated with the manchild himself (despite the circumstances being that he basically hates me for who I am).  Do...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Hello!'''&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm a frequent reader of the CWCki, and rather facinated with the manchild himself (despite the circumstances being that he basically hates me for who I am).&lt;br /&gt;
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Dont expect me to make any massive changes, but if I see I typo, I'm usually quick to fix it.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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