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Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-11-15T04:23:12Z

CWCPhotographer: more flutter renaming

{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way, shape, or form, or to anyone at his current place of residence. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}
[[File:Chris sightings in May 2023.png|thumb|A map of all Chris sightings in May 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]]

[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}. From [[June 2023|June]] onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia|Williamsburg}}, {{w|Lynchburg, Virginia|Lynchburg}}, {{w|Bedford, Virginia|Bedford}} and [[Ruckersville]]. To date, there has been no confirmation of where Chris is living or what he has been doing in these different cities.

Most of the sightings are initially posted to the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]] or to [[Twitter]]. Most sightings to date have involved Chris either shopping or playing [[card games|trading card games]] at game stores. As of [[August 2023|August]], it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his [[Son-Chu|own car]]. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by an unknown woman, which has led to speculation that she might be his newest [[sweetheart]].

This period of time has gone through a number of name changes, with it being referred to as '''The Chase''' (in reference to the ''Doctor Who'' serial) from May 1-6. However, people felt that calling it "The Chase" would encourage [[weens]] to actually 'chase' Chris, so from May 7-August 17 it was called the '''Post-Jail Saga'''. Eventually, CWCki users agreed to rename it to the '''Third Exile'''.

==Walmart (May)==

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

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File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
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Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

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Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
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===Video===

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
| saga = [[Incest Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| saga =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is located at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation, we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This was the first sighting where Chris was aware that he was being photographed. Chris appeared to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this was due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==Earthbound Trading Company==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]

On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Center sighting thread that they had rung Chris up at the store where they work:

{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}

At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence.

On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May they rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that they also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It remains to be seen if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref> One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Company, a clothing and new-age chain which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.

According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. Sagehazes described his purchases as "usually jewelry and crystals" and described Chris as looking relatively normal (by his standards) but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}

Sagehazes also claimed that Chris was talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

The woman standing in line behind Chris would also make a statement on twitter regarding her experience.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14p4qr9/not_sure_how_many_people_saw_this_but_the_girl_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3</ref><ref>https://x.com/t1ffy_sprinkles/status/1666978091879522306?s=20</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Hi so um apparently I was in the background of a Chris chan picture??? Some YouTuber named SmokeyMcC posted it and I was at the mall with some of my friends and we saw him there!! I had no idea it was him and apparently people on reddit are talking about it....}}
{{quoteboxgreen|He was taking AGES in line though he was trying to find loose change all in his bag. I couldn't really smell him so ig I wasn't close enough or all the essential oils in that store were clogging my nose. Also I have a constant resting bitch face so I might have seemed mad but I really wasn't I was just with my friends at the time so I wasn't paying attention like at all}}

One notable change from early May is that Chris's [[hair]] has been dyed a bright teal color. Also conspicuous is the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.

The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.

[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png|thumb|center|200px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

==Modern Table Top Gaming==
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Affair with Mother|You are what you eat]].]]
On 30 May 2023, a now-deleted Reddit user Literally-poop spotted Chris playing {{w|Magic: The Gathering}} in an unspecified location and posted a photo of him to r/ChrisChanSonichu the same day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref> The Sonichu Medallion is once again presumably hidden under Chris's shirt.

User SaleneDreams identified the store as Modern Table Top Gaming in [[wikipedia:Chester, Virginia|Chester]], a community in eastern Chesterfield County.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg/</ref> Photos of Modern Table Top Gaming on Google Maps confirm that the chairs and table in the store match those in the photo and that the framed picture behind Chris had been blacked out because it prominently displayed the store's name. The store is 15 miles (24 km) east of Gateway Homes.

==Williamsburg Premium Outlets==

[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris with two [[Gal pal|women]].]]
On 7 [[June 2023]], Chris was spotted buying [[Restaurants|Ben and Jerry's]] at {{w|Williamsburg Premium Outlets}} in {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia}} with two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair. On the same day, user CardboardJoJo claimed on r/ChrisChanSonichu that Chris had complimented their dog, initially without any photos and refusing to state where this had happened.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143jnzv/chris_just_told_me_my_dog_was_very_cute/</ref>

CardboardJoJo wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Won’t say where, but similar to where they’ve been sighted in May. Was walking my dog and a person in leggings and a jeans skirt said “That is just the cutest dog!” and I immediately recognized their voice. I was shook and just told them “thank you!” but I feel so blessed.}}

A few hours later, CardboardJoJo posted a photo of Chris and the women and disclosed the location.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|This was in Williamsburg at the Premium Outlets for those interested in documenting that level of specifics. Didn’t want to post this info at the time in case someone would attempt to go there and make contact. They were on the way to get Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.}}

This is the first post-jail sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County. The Ben and Jerry's location is about 66 miles (102 km) east of Gateway Homes by road, a drive of more than an hour without traffic.

==Walmart (July)==
On 3 [[July 2023]], a member of the [[Official CWCki Server]] posted that a friend had seen Chris at Walmart in Chesterfield County and had taken a photo of Chris looking at a display of G-Fuel drinks. Chris is seen with newly dyed dark blue hair and the photographer noted he (Chris) had his [[medallion]] on.

Later that day, the photographer posted to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], adding that the Walmart was at Hancock Village St<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14pxmud/comment/jql80m7/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref> and also posted a similar photo.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14q3k6v/alternative_photo/ ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref>

In the high-resolution photo, it can be seen that Chris has a drawing of the [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] cross clipped to his backpack, seemingly a memento from his jail days as it is done entirely in black and blue pen.

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File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details1.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, posted to the Official CWCki Server
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details2.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, part 2
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting.jpg|First sighting photo
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|Second sighting photo, posted to Reddit (cropped due to file size limits on CWCki)
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==Dragon Fire Games==
On 20 July 2023, a [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] user posted a thread on /b/, uploading a photo of Chris taken from behind. The user commented:
{{quoteboxyellow|I play Magic The Gathering in central VA. Chris Chan showed up for the first time here. Should I get her number?}}
When asked "How bad does he stink?" the user answered:
{{quoteboxyellow|Nothing noticeable. For reference, this was at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg, Virginia."<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/902962124/#q902962124</ref>}}

A photo taken from another angle, showing Chris's face, was briefly posted in a thread on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]]. The photo was apparently sourced from an unknown Discord server, but the Reddit thread was quickly deleted by the poster,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/155ay7v/ripped_from_discord/</ref> although the photo itself was saved.

This is the second known sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County, and the farthest from the Chesterfield Gateway Homes campus that he has traveled since his apparent transfer - Lynchburg is approximately 108 miles west of the facility by road, a drive of nearly two hours without traffic.

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File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 1.jpg ‎
File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 2.jpg ‎
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==Walmart (August)==
{{main|The Otaku King}}
On 4 August 2023, Twitter user [[The Otaku King]] posted a video of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart in Lynchburg, writing:
{{quoteboxpurple|Found chris chan (60% sure?) . Cool dude. Talked to him about sonic and shit. Don't seem that bad."<ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1687541346955935744</ref>}}

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = The Otaku King's CWC sighting
| video = {{#ev:youtube|F6SRKgsbKN4}}
| stardate = 4 [[August 2023]]
| saga = Post-Jail
| saga =
}}

==Walmart (August) Part II==
On 24 August 2023, Chris was spotted at Walmart for the fourth time by DoctorWinchester87, who was initially reluctant to post the photo they took of Chris,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160fctz/ran_into_chris_today_and_it_was_a_surreal/</ref> though later posted it a few hours later.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160jrwp/follow_up_to_my_ran_into_chris_post_heres_the_pic/</ref>
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File:E0qdelsi25kb1.jpg|Chris lookin' for [[Chris and nutrition|grub]].
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{{quoteboxgreen|Just wanted to clarify for those who didn't see the original post I made - this occurred in Walmart in Lynchburg, VA this afternoon. I was just walking along and saw him coming down the aisle. I got this picture (which is slightly zoomed in from the original) and a preliminary picture which was really far away and blurry.

I did not interact with Chris/Christine other than just walking past and making brief eye contact. I did hear him talking to himself briefly.}}

==On the road==
On 25 August 2023, [[Kiwi Farms]] user Right Butt Cheek posted a photo of [[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] in reply to a post by user Stupidface about the information currently tied to the "SONCIHU" plate (Chris somehow [[Chris and English|misspelled]] "SONICHU" on his own damn license plate). The user also claimed that their friend sent it to them.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

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File:IMG 8573.jpg|Son-Chu in the flesh.
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The plate information this was in reply to was the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|VIN: KL1TD56646B569111
2006 Chevrolet Aveo
Last sold on May 19 2023 for $3,500.}}
{{Clear}}

==14 Branchland Court==
[[File:Home.png|thumb|200px]]
On 4 [[September 2023]], Reddit user nemo1316 posted a photo of the same car from the Son-Chu sighting parked at [[14 Branchland Court]], indicating that Chris either visited or moved back to Sonichu Headquarters.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref> [[Barb]] was [[Fan_visits#FaithlessnessSad5791_(AKA_Barb_sighting)|sighted]] at the house on the 25th of August, though it is unknown if she was there at the time of Chris's arrival. The house was [[Fan_visits#Aggravating_Art_%282023%29|reportedly empty]] on the 8th.

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File:Bxn1aghz1amb1.png|Well, ''nuts''.
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==Food Lion==
On the same day as the 14 Branchland sighting, Twitter user bndjnky sighted Chris at the {{w|Food Lion}} [[Ruckersville]] location talking with [[Flutter]] at a {{w|Coinstar}} machine.<ref>https://twitter.com/bndjnky/status/1698801255978545375</ref>

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = local chris chan sighting in ruckersville virginia! with a woman?
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Luc8yT1g--U}}
| stardate = 4 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

This was the first time Chris was recorded speaking since his release.

==Sheetz/On the road Part II==
On 9 September 2023, Discord user DooDoo fard2874 posted on the [[Official CWCki Server]] that he had found Chris on the road and followed him to a [[Sheetz]] convenience store. He apparently ran after Chris, though Chris (thankfully) pulled out of the parking lot and drove off before he could reach him, driving away from [[Charlottesville, VA]] with the same woman from the Food Lion sighting. He provided four photos and a video with no audio, along with the following account:<ref>[[:File:Image (17).png|1]] [[:File:Image_(22).png|2]] [[:File:Image (18).png|3]] [[:File:Image (19).png|4]] [[:File:Image_(20).png|5]] [[:File:Image (21).png|6]] ''(note: DooDoo fard2874 deleted some of his messages before they could be screenshotted)''</ref>

{{quotebox|I saw him, we followed him. at an intersection I ran up to him and yelled their name. We followed him to a Sheetz and he pulled into the parking lot. I ran after him and he pulled out of the lot and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|I yelled]] "CHRIS CHAN WE LOVE YOU" then he went out on the highway and we lost him.}}

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DooDoo fard2874 also reportedly took a photo ''of'' Chris, though it appears to have been lost.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WF0BpjwFsao}}
| stardate = 9 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

DooDoo fard2874 is most definitely a [[ween]], and not a keen one either. DooDoo fard2874 was [[banned]] from the server shortly after he posted about his <s>sighting</s> chase, and fellow CWCki server members found that his [[Facebook]] account was linked to his Discord account. DooDoo fard2874 promptly deleted his Discord account and privated his Facebook.

==Walmart (September)==
On the 16th, Chris was again spotted with [[Flutter]], who was first seen with Chris at Food Lion, at a Walmart in Bedford, VA. A poster on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] posted that a friend had photographed Chris and taken a video.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16kdgij/my_friend_met_chris_chan_at_a_walmart_holy_shit/ ([https://archive.ph/nWCWk archive])</ref>

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File:CWC-Walmart-2023-09-16 (cropped).jpg|{{w|Austin Powers (character)|''Groovy, baby!''}}
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Chris's cart contains two yoga mats and LED strips. It also has food such as tomatoes, peanuts, peanut butter, and whipped topping. He is wearing a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' shirt and seems to have the [[medallion]] on underneath his shirt.

{{clear}}

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris leaving Walmart
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FTVkoT8KWhY}}
| stardate = 16 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
| previous = [[Incest_Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| next = [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]]
}}

==Undisclosed parking lot==
On the 19th, Chris was sighted with Son-Chu in a currently undisclosed parking lot near Bedford by Reddit user battychaosgoblin and boyfriend.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/k1chtse/?context=3</ref> Chris briefly remarked on an [[South Park|Eric Cartman]] plush they had with them.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/ ([https://archive.ph/XFB7T archive])</ref> battychaosgoblin described Chris as being "very quick and fleeting" and "skiddish",<ref>reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cfj5u/?context=8&depth=9</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cdvsv/?context=8&depth=9</ref> and described the interaction as the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|He even spoke to us, a half witted Eric Cartman joke regarding our little Cartman plush we fought to get out of a claw machine.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Couldn’t even snap a picture before he scampered off into the wilderness so we scoped out his car for photo evidence 💀}}

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File:Soncihu 19-Sept-23 (reduced size).jpg|Front view of Son-Chu.
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The joke was apparently a poor impersonation of the ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKJprZqU_oU Respect My Authority!]'' scene from [[South Park]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5nf0/?context=8&depth=9</ref>

When asked if Chris was with "his new gf" (referring to the woman from the Food Lion and Sheetz sightings, which was speculated to be a [[sweetheart]]), battychaosgoblin provided the following response:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5kw7/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|No, however I think he went into this undisclosed video game store with her and another individual as stated by someone we know who works there}}

==CVS==
On the 17th, CVS employee and Reddit user justcuriousox claimed to have seen Chris at the CVS in Lynchburg and alleged the following (in reference to Chris and the woman companion (now known to be [[Flutter]]) who was first seen with him at Food Lion):<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16l24r8/comment/k1hpwh6/?context=8&depth=9</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|she was all over that woman. Just kept touching her and had her hand on the back almost the whole time.}}

When asked for photo proof, justcuriousox posted a thread on the 20th, uploading two photos of Chris and the woman together, clarifying in a comment that the photos were of "Chris hugging the mystery girl close. Then him kissing mystery girl."

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File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 1.jpg|Oh...
File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 2.jpg|'''''man...'''''
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Justcuriousox claimed other details, such as that "[[Megan_Schroeder#Megan_Saga|she seemed uncomfortable and kept her head down mostly]]",<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1hrr7n/?context=3</ref> that Chris "seemed like he was kind of leading the shopping trip. He also was very close to her at all times. Co-Worker asked if they needed help Chris made sure to step so that he was between my Co-Worker and the girl",<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1i2hxu/?context=3</ref> and that the woman paid.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1i3k13/?context=3</ref>

At least we have some potential confirmation he isn't fucking [[Barb|his mother]].

==River Ridge Mall==
On 1 [[October 2023]], Chris was sighted by Reddit user merrymarigold at River Ridge Mall<ref>https://www.lynchburgvirginia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Food-Hall-2021-WEB-102-1024x1004.jpg)</ref> in Lynchburg, accompanied by the same woman he was seen with throughout September. This sighting, shared 6 days later, provided us with our first clear photo of the woman's face.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/172c59y/chris_and_girlfriend_in_lynchburg_va_oct_1st/ ([https://archive.ph/lxvP6 archive])</ref>

When asked how old the woman looks in real life, merrymarigold replied:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/172c59y/comment/k462buc/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|My guess is probably in her 20's or maybe early 30s. I think her round face, hairstyle, and even the clothes make her seem younger.}}

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File:Cwc-oct2023.png
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==Game Junkies==
On 3 October 2023, Chris was sighted at the Game Junkies store in Roanoke. According to chemicalreligion, the redditor who posted the sighting, he purchased a ''[[Guitar Hero]] III'' controller.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/ ([https://archive.ph/5rHF7 archive])</ref> Chemicalreligion also claimed to have engaged in conversation with Chris, that Chris did not have body odor,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/k3crnc9/?context=3</ref> and that the woman who had been seen with Chris throughout September was waiting in the car.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/k3dduoi/?context=3</ref>
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File:CWC Roanoke 3Oct2023.jpg
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==Walmart (October)==
On 24 October, Chris was spotted by u/Swizguard<ref>https://www.reddit.com/u/Swizguard/s/sts2t4Upyi</ref>in a Walmart in Lynchburg<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/GHdWqcMW9t</ref>. Chris's cart contains a large box of Philly Steak and Cheese Hot Pockets, four frozen Salisbury Steak meals from Banquet, four frozen Sweet and Sour Chicken meals from Banquet, a bag of frozen ravioli, what appears to be a bag of frozen french fries, and what appears to be a box of Eggo waffles. Chris himself is carrying what seems to be a sandwich wrap. He is also seen alone for the first time in a while.
This sighting comes from Lynchburg, where he was seen quite often, but is also where [[Flutter]] supposedly lives. It's possible that Chris is either staying with her or at least visiting her often.
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File:WalmartOctober24.jpeg
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==Post-jail online sightings==
*[[Helena_Fiorenza#Post-jail]]
*[[HEXBox#He likes it for real now]]
*[[PlayStation_consoles#PS5]]
*[[DeviantART#Post-jail]]
*[[Twitter#Post-jail_activity]]
*[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity]]
*[[Pokémon GO#Post-jail]]
*[[Nintendo#Nintendo Switch]]

==Fan art==
{{collapsible
|Fan art
|
<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''{{w|Without Me (Eminem song)|Guess who's back...}}''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living
Image:54wbwuxy383b1.png|The duality of '''WO'''man
Image:D9hrx3bqyn4b1.jpg|The hat origin story
</gallery></center>
}}

==See also==

===Files on Chris's incest charge===
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (J&DR Court)]]
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (Circuit Court)]]
===Post-release 14 Branchland Court fan visits===
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]
*[[Fan visits#Anonymous Facebook Member]]
*[[Fan visits#FaithlessnessSad5791 (AKA Barb sighting)]]
*[[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)]]
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{References}}
{{ThirdExile}}
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]]

Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-11-15T04:21:16Z

CWCPhotographer: "a woman" to flutter

{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way, shape, or form, or to anyone at his current place of residence. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}
[[File:Chris sightings in May 2023.png|thumb|A map of all Chris sightings in May 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]]

[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}. From [[June 2023|June]] onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia|Williamsburg}}, {{w|Lynchburg, Virginia|Lynchburg}}, {{w|Bedford, Virginia|Bedford}} and [[Ruckersville]]. To date, there has been no confirmation of where Chris is living or what he has been doing in these different cities.

Most of the sightings are initially posted to the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]] or to [[Twitter]]. Most sightings to date have involved Chris either shopping or playing [[card games|trading card games]] at game stores. As of [[August 2023|August]], it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his [[Son-Chu|own car]]. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by an unknown woman, which has led to speculation that she might be his newest [[sweetheart]].

This period of time has gone through a number of name changes, with it being referred to as '''The Chase''' (in reference to the ''Doctor Who'' serial) from May 1-6. However, people felt that calling it "The Chase" would encourage [[weens]] to actually 'chase' Chris, so from May 7-August 17 it was called the '''Post-Jail Saga'''. Eventually, CWCki users agreed to rename it to the '''Third Exile'''.

==Walmart (May)==

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
</gallery></center>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

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Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
</gallery></center>

===Video===

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
| saga = [[Incest Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| saga =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is located at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation, we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This was the first sighting where Chris was aware that he was being photographed. Chris appeared to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this was due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==Earthbound Trading Company==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]

On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Center sighting thread that they had rung Chris up at the store where they work:

{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}

At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence.

On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May they rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that they also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It remains to be seen if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref> One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Company, a clothing and new-age chain which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.

According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. Sagehazes described his purchases as "usually jewelry and crystals" and described Chris as looking relatively normal (by his standards) but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}

Sagehazes also claimed that Chris was talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

The woman standing in line behind Chris would also make a statement on twitter regarding her experience.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14p4qr9/not_sure_how_many_people_saw_this_but_the_girl_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3</ref><ref>https://x.com/t1ffy_sprinkles/status/1666978091879522306?s=20</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Hi so um apparently I was in the background of a Chris chan picture??? Some YouTuber named SmokeyMcC posted it and I was at the mall with some of my friends and we saw him there!! I had no idea it was him and apparently people on reddit are talking about it....}}
{{quoteboxgreen|He was taking AGES in line though he was trying to find loose change all in his bag. I couldn't really smell him so ig I wasn't close enough or all the essential oils in that store were clogging my nose. Also I have a constant resting bitch face so I might have seemed mad but I really wasn't I was just with my friends at the time so I wasn't paying attention like at all}}

One notable change from early May is that Chris's [[hair]] has been dyed a bright teal color. Also conspicuous is the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.

The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.

[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png|thumb|center|200px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

==Modern Table Top Gaming==
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Affair with Mother|You are what you eat]].]]
On 30 May 2023, a now-deleted Reddit user Literally-poop spotted Chris playing {{w|Magic: The Gathering}} in an unspecified location and posted a photo of him to r/ChrisChanSonichu the same day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref> The Sonichu Medallion is once again presumably hidden under Chris's shirt.

User SaleneDreams identified the store as Modern Table Top Gaming in [[wikipedia:Chester, Virginia|Chester]], a community in eastern Chesterfield County.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg/</ref> Photos of Modern Table Top Gaming on Google Maps confirm that the chairs and table in the store match those in the photo and that the framed picture behind Chris had been blacked out because it prominently displayed the store's name. The store is 15 miles (24 km) east of Gateway Homes.

==Williamsburg Premium Outlets==

[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris with two [[Gal pal|women]].]]
On 7 [[June 2023]], Chris was spotted buying [[Restaurants|Ben and Jerry's]] at {{w|Williamsburg Premium Outlets}} in {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia}} with two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair. On the same day, user CardboardJoJo claimed on r/ChrisChanSonichu that Chris had complimented their dog, initially without any photos and refusing to state where this had happened.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143jnzv/chris_just_told_me_my_dog_was_very_cute/</ref>

CardboardJoJo wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Won’t say where, but similar to where they’ve been sighted in May. Was walking my dog and a person in leggings and a jeans skirt said “That is just the cutest dog!” and I immediately recognized their voice. I was shook and just told them “thank you!” but I feel so blessed.}}

A few hours later, CardboardJoJo posted a photo of Chris and the women and disclosed the location.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|This was in Williamsburg at the Premium Outlets for those interested in documenting that level of specifics. Didn’t want to post this info at the time in case someone would attempt to go there and make contact. They were on the way to get Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.}}

This is the first post-jail sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County. The Ben and Jerry's location is about 66 miles (102 km) east of Gateway Homes by road, a drive of more than an hour without traffic.

==Walmart (July)==
On 3 [[July 2023]], a member of the [[Official CWCki Server]] posted that a friend had seen Chris at Walmart in Chesterfield County and had taken a photo of Chris looking at a display of G-Fuel drinks. Chris is seen with newly dyed dark blue hair and the photographer noted he (Chris) had his [[medallion]] on.

Later that day, the photographer posted to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], adding that the Walmart was at Hancock Village St<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14pxmud/comment/jql80m7/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref> and also posted a similar photo.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14q3k6v/alternative_photo/ ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref>

In the high-resolution photo, it can be seen that Chris has a drawing of the [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] cross clipped to his backpack, seemingly a memento from his jail days as it is done entirely in black and blue pen.

<center><gallery>
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details1.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, posted to the Official CWCki Server
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details2.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, part 2
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting.jpg|First sighting photo
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|Second sighting photo, posted to Reddit (cropped due to file size limits on CWCki)
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==Dragon Fire Games==
On 20 July 2023, a [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] user posted a thread on /b/, uploading a photo of Chris taken from behind. The user commented:
{{quoteboxyellow|I play Magic The Gathering in central VA. Chris Chan showed up for the first time here. Should I get her number?}}
When asked "How bad does he stink?" the user answered:
{{quoteboxyellow|Nothing noticeable. For reference, this was at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg, Virginia."<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/902962124/#q902962124</ref>}}

A photo taken from another angle, showing Chris's face, was briefly posted in a thread on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]]. The photo was apparently sourced from an unknown Discord server, but the Reddit thread was quickly deleted by the poster,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/155ay7v/ripped_from_discord/</ref> although the photo itself was saved.

This is the second known sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County, and the farthest from the Chesterfield Gateway Homes campus that he has traveled since his apparent transfer - Lynchburg is approximately 108 miles west of the facility by road, a drive of nearly two hours without traffic.

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File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 1.jpg ‎
File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 2.jpg ‎
</gallery></center>

==Walmart (August)==
{{main|The Otaku King}}
On 4 August 2023, Twitter user [[The Otaku King]] posted a video of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart in Lynchburg, writing:
{{quoteboxpurple|Found chris chan (60% sure?) . Cool dude. Talked to him about sonic and shit. Don't seem that bad."<ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1687541346955935744</ref>}}

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = The Otaku King's CWC sighting
| video = {{#ev:youtube|F6SRKgsbKN4}}
| stardate = 4 [[August 2023]]
| saga = Post-Jail
| saga =
}}

==Walmart (August) Part II==
On 24 August 2023, Chris was spotted at Walmart for the fourth time by DoctorWinchester87, who was initially reluctant to post the photo they took of Chris,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160fctz/ran_into_chris_today_and_it_was_a_surreal/</ref> though later posted it a few hours later.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160jrwp/follow_up_to_my_ran_into_chris_post_heres_the_pic/</ref>
<center><gallery>
File:E0qdelsi25kb1.jpg|Chris lookin' for [[Chris and nutrition|grub]].
</gallery></center>

{{quoteboxgreen|Just wanted to clarify for those who didn't see the original post I made - this occurred in Walmart in Lynchburg, VA this afternoon. I was just walking along and saw him coming down the aisle. I got this picture (which is slightly zoomed in from the original) and a preliminary picture which was really far away and blurry.

I did not interact with Chris/Christine other than just walking past and making brief eye contact. I did hear him talking to himself briefly.}}

==On the road==
On 25 August 2023, [[Kiwi Farms]] user Right Butt Cheek posted a photo of [[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] in reply to a post by user Stupidface about the information currently tied to the "SONCIHU" plate (Chris somehow [[Chris and English|misspelled]] "SONICHU" on his own damn license plate). The user also claimed that their friend sent it to them.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:IMG 8573.jpg|Son-Chu in the flesh.
</gallery></center>

The plate information this was in reply to was the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|VIN: KL1TD56646B569111
2006 Chevrolet Aveo
Last sold on May 19 2023 for $3,500.}}
{{Clear}}

==14 Branchland Court==
[[File:Home.png|thumb|200px]]
On 4 [[September 2023]], Reddit user nemo1316 posted a photo of the same car from the Son-Chu sighting parked at [[14 Branchland Court]], indicating that Chris either visited or moved back to Sonichu Headquarters.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref> [[Barb]] was [[Fan_visits#FaithlessnessSad5791_(AKA_Barb_sighting)|sighted]] at the house on the 25th of August, though it is unknown if she was there at the time of Chris's arrival. The house was [[Fan_visits#Aggravating_Art_%282023%29|reportedly empty]] on the 8th.

<center><gallery>
File:Bxn1aghz1amb1.png|Well, ''nuts''.
</gallery></center>

==Food Lion==
On the same day as the 14 Branchland sighting, Twitter user bndjnky sighted Chris at the {{w|Food Lion}} [[Ruckersville]] location talking with [[Flutter]] at a {{w|Coinstar}} machine.<ref>https://twitter.com/bndjnky/status/1698801255978545375</ref>

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = local chris chan sighting in ruckersville virginia! with a woman?
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Luc8yT1g--U}}
| stardate = 4 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

This was the first time Chris was recorded speaking since his release.

==Sheetz/On the road Part II==
On 9 September 2023, Discord user DooDoo fard2874 posted on the [[Official CWCki Server]] that he had found Chris on the road and followed him to a [[Sheetz]] convenience store. He apparently ran after Chris, though Chris (thankfully) pulled out of the parking lot and drove off before he could reach him, driving away from [[Charlottesville, VA]] with the same woman from the Food Lion sighting. He provided four photos and a video with no audio, along with the following account:<ref>[[:File:Image (17).png|1]] [[:File:Image_(22).png|2]] [[:File:Image (18).png|3]] [[:File:Image (19).png|4]] [[:File:Image_(20).png|5]] [[:File:Image (21).png|6]] ''(note: DooDoo fard2874 deleted some of his messages before they could be screenshotted)''</ref>

{{quotebox|I saw him, we followed him. at an intersection I ran up to him and yelled their name. We followed him to a Sheetz and he pulled into the parking lot. I ran after him and he pulled out of the lot and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|I yelled]] "CHRIS CHAN WE LOVE YOU" then he went out on the highway and we lost him.}}

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DooDoo fard2874 also reportedly took a photo ''of'' Chris, though it appears to have been lost.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WF0BpjwFsao}}
| stardate = 9 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

DooDoo fard2874 is most definitely a [[ween]], and not a keen one either. DooDoo fard2874 was [[banned]] from the server shortly after he posted about his <s>sighting</s> chase, and fellow CWCki server members found that his [[Facebook]] account was linked to his Discord account. DooDoo fard2874 promptly deleted his Discord account and privated his Facebook.

==Walmart (September)==
On the 16th, Chris was again spotted with [[Flutter]], who was first seen with Chris at Food Lion, at a Walmart in Bedford, VA. A poster on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] posted that a friend had photographed Chris and taken a video.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16kdgij/my_friend_met_chris_chan_at_a_walmart_holy_shit/ ([https://archive.ph/nWCWk archive])</ref>

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File:CWC-Walmart-2023-09-16 (cropped).jpg|{{w|Austin Powers (character)|''Groovy, baby!''}}
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Chris's cart contains two yoga mats and LED strips. It also has food such as tomatoes, peanuts, peanut butter, and whipped topping. He is wearing a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' shirt and seems to have the [[medallion]] on underneath his shirt.

{{clear}}

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris leaving Walmart
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FTVkoT8KWhY}}
| stardate = 16 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
| previous = [[Incest_Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| next = [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]]
}}

==Undisclosed parking lot==
On the 19th, Chris was sighted with Son-Chu in a currently undisclosed parking lot near Bedford by Reddit user battychaosgoblin and boyfriend.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/k1chtse/?context=3</ref> Chris briefly remarked on an [[South Park|Eric Cartman]] plush they had with them.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/ ([https://archive.ph/XFB7T archive])</ref> battychaosgoblin described Chris as being "very quick and fleeting" and "skiddish",<ref>reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cfj5u/?context=8&depth=9</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cdvsv/?context=8&depth=9</ref> and described the interaction as the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|He even spoke to us, a half witted Eric Cartman joke regarding our little Cartman plush we fought to get out of a claw machine.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Couldn’t even snap a picture before he scampered off into the wilderness so we scoped out his car for photo evidence 💀}}

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File:Soncihu 19-Sept-23 (reduced size).jpg|Front view of Son-Chu.
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The joke was apparently a poor impersonation of the ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKJprZqU_oU Respect My Authority!]'' scene from [[South Park]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5nf0/?context=8&depth=9</ref>

When asked if Chris was with "his new gf" (referring to the woman from the Food Lion and Sheetz sightings, which was speculated to be a [[sweetheart]]), battychaosgoblin provided the following response:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5kw7/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|No, however I think he went into this undisclosed video game store with her and another individual as stated by someone we know who works there}}

==CVS==
On the 17th, CVS employee and Reddit user justcuriousox claimed to have seen Chris at the CVS in Lynchburg and alleged the following (in reference to Chris and the woman companion who was first seen with him at Food Lion):<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16l24r8/comment/k1hpwh6/?context=8&depth=9</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|she was all over that woman. Just kept touching her and had her hand on the back almost the whole time.}}

When asked for photo proof, justcuriousox posted a thread on the 20th, uploading two photos of Chris and the woman together, clarifying in a comment that the photos were of "Chris hugging the mystery girl close. Then him kissing mystery girl."

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File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 1.jpg|Oh...
File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 2.jpg|'''''man...'''''
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Justcuriousox claimed other details, such as that "[[Megan_Schroeder#Megan_Saga|she seemed uncomfortable and kept her head down mostly]]",<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1hrr7n/?context=3</ref> that Chris "seemed like he was kind of leading the shopping trip. He also was very close to her at all times. Co-Worker asked if they needed help Chris made sure to step so that he was between my Co-Worker and the girl",<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1i2hxu/?context=3</ref> and that the woman paid.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1i3k13/?context=3</ref>

At least we have some potential confirmation he isn't fucking [[Barb|his mother]].

==River Ridge Mall==
On 1 [[October 2023]], Chris was sighted by Reddit user merrymarigold at River Ridge Mall<ref>https://www.lynchburgvirginia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Food-Hall-2021-WEB-102-1024x1004.jpg)</ref> in Lynchburg, accompanied by the same woman he was seen with throughout September. This sighting, shared 6 days later, provided us with our first clear photo of the woman's face.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/172c59y/chris_and_girlfriend_in_lynchburg_va_oct_1st/ ([https://archive.ph/lxvP6 archive])</ref>

When asked how old the woman looks in real life, merrymarigold replied:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/172c59y/comment/k462buc/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|My guess is probably in her 20's or maybe early 30s. I think her round face, hairstyle, and even the clothes make her seem younger.}}

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==Game Junkies==
On 3 October 2023, Chris was sighted at the Game Junkies store in Roanoke. According to chemicalreligion, the redditor who posted the sighting, he purchased a ''[[Guitar Hero]] III'' controller.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/ ([https://archive.ph/5rHF7 archive])</ref> Chemicalreligion also claimed to have engaged in conversation with Chris, that Chris did not have body odor,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/k3crnc9/?context=3</ref> and that the woman who had been seen with Chris throughout September was waiting in the car.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/k3dduoi/?context=3</ref>
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==Walmart (October)==
On 24 October, Chris was spotted by u/Swizguard<ref>https://www.reddit.com/u/Swizguard/s/sts2t4Upyi</ref>in a Walmart in Lynchburg<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/GHdWqcMW9t</ref>. Chris's cart contains a large box of Philly Steak and Cheese Hot Pockets, four frozen Salisbury Steak meals from Banquet, four frozen Sweet and Sour Chicken meals from Banquet, a bag of frozen ravioli, what appears to be a bag of frozen french fries, and what appears to be a box of Eggo waffles. Chris himself is carrying what seems to be a sandwich wrap. He is also seen alone for the first time in a while.
This sighting comes from Lynchburg, where he was seen quite often, but is also where [[Flutter]] supposedly lives. It's possible that Chris is either staying with her or at least visiting her often.
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==Post-jail online sightings==
*[[Helena_Fiorenza#Post-jail]]
*[[HEXBox#He likes it for real now]]
*[[PlayStation_consoles#PS5]]
*[[DeviantART#Post-jail]]
*[[Twitter#Post-jail_activity]]
*[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity]]
*[[Pokémon GO#Post-jail]]
*[[Nintendo#Nintendo Switch]]

==Fan art==
{{collapsible
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Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''{{w|Without Me (Eminem song)|Guess who's back...}}''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living
Image:54wbwuxy383b1.png|The duality of '''WO'''man
Image:D9hrx3bqyn4b1.jpg|The hat origin story
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}}

==See also==

===Files on Chris's incest charge===
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (J&DR Court)]]
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (Circuit Court)]]
===Post-release 14 Branchland Court fan visits===
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]
*[[Fan visits#Anonymous Facebook Member]]
*[[Fan visits#FaithlessnessSad5791 (AKA Barb sighting)]]
*[[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)]]
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{References}}
{{ThirdExile}}
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]]

Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-11-15T04:20:18Z

CWCPhotographer: changed "a woman" to flutter

{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way, shape, or form, or to anyone at his current place of residence. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}
[[File:Chris sightings in May 2023.png|thumb|A map of all Chris sightings in May 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]]

[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}. From [[June 2023|June]] onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia|Williamsburg}}, {{w|Lynchburg, Virginia|Lynchburg}}, {{w|Bedford, Virginia|Bedford}} and [[Ruckersville]]. To date, there has been no confirmation of where Chris is living or what he has been doing in these different cities.

Most of the sightings are initially posted to the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]] or to [[Twitter]]. Most sightings to date have involved Chris either shopping or playing [[card games|trading card games]] at game stores. As of [[August 2023|August]], it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his [[Son-Chu|own car]]. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by an unknown woman, which has led to speculation that she might be his newest [[sweetheart]].

This period of time has gone through a number of name changes, with it being referred to as '''The Chase''' (in reference to the ''Doctor Who'' serial) from May 1-6. However, people felt that calling it "The Chase" would encourage [[weens]] to actually 'chase' Chris, so from May 7-August 17 it was called the '''Post-Jail Saga'''. Eventually, CWCki users agreed to rename it to the '''Third Exile'''.

==Walmart (May)==

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

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File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
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Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

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Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
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===Video===

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
| saga = [[Incest Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| saga =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is located at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation, we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This was the first sighting where Chris was aware that he was being photographed. Chris appeared to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this was due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==Earthbound Trading Company==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]

On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Center sighting thread that they had rung Chris up at the store where they work:

{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}

At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence.

On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May they rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that they also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It remains to be seen if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref> One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Company, a clothing and new-age chain which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.

According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. Sagehazes described his purchases as "usually jewelry and crystals" and described Chris as looking relatively normal (by his standards) but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}

Sagehazes also claimed that Chris was talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

The woman standing in line behind Chris would also make a statement on twitter regarding her experience.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14p4qr9/not_sure_how_many_people_saw_this_but_the_girl_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3</ref><ref>https://x.com/t1ffy_sprinkles/status/1666978091879522306?s=20</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Hi so um apparently I was in the background of a Chris chan picture??? Some YouTuber named SmokeyMcC posted it and I was at the mall with some of my friends and we saw him there!! I had no idea it was him and apparently people on reddit are talking about it....}}
{{quoteboxgreen|He was taking AGES in line though he was trying to find loose change all in his bag. I couldn't really smell him so ig I wasn't close enough or all the essential oils in that store were clogging my nose. Also I have a constant resting bitch face so I might have seemed mad but I really wasn't I was just with my friends at the time so I wasn't paying attention like at all}}

One notable change from early May is that Chris's [[hair]] has been dyed a bright teal color. Also conspicuous is the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.

The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.

[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png|thumb|center|200px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

==Modern Table Top Gaming==
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Affair with Mother|You are what you eat]].]]
On 30 May 2023, a now-deleted Reddit user Literally-poop spotted Chris playing {{w|Magic: The Gathering}} in an unspecified location and posted a photo of him to r/ChrisChanSonichu the same day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref> The Sonichu Medallion is once again presumably hidden under Chris's shirt.

User SaleneDreams identified the store as Modern Table Top Gaming in [[wikipedia:Chester, Virginia|Chester]], a community in eastern Chesterfield County.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg/</ref> Photos of Modern Table Top Gaming on Google Maps confirm that the chairs and table in the store match those in the photo and that the framed picture behind Chris had been blacked out because it prominently displayed the store's name. The store is 15 miles (24 km) east of Gateway Homes.

==Williamsburg Premium Outlets==

[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris with two [[Gal pal|women]].]]
On 7 [[June 2023]], Chris was spotted buying [[Restaurants|Ben and Jerry's]] at {{w|Williamsburg Premium Outlets}} in {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia}} with two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair. On the same day, user CardboardJoJo claimed on r/ChrisChanSonichu that Chris had complimented their dog, initially without any photos and refusing to state where this had happened.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143jnzv/chris_just_told_me_my_dog_was_very_cute/</ref>

CardboardJoJo wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Won’t say where, but similar to where they’ve been sighted in May. Was walking my dog and a person in leggings and a jeans skirt said “That is just the cutest dog!” and I immediately recognized their voice. I was shook and just told them “thank you!” but I feel so blessed.}}

A few hours later, CardboardJoJo posted a photo of Chris and the women and disclosed the location.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|This was in Williamsburg at the Premium Outlets for those interested in documenting that level of specifics. Didn’t want to post this info at the time in case someone would attempt to go there and make contact. They were on the way to get Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.}}

This is the first post-jail sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County. The Ben and Jerry's location is about 66 miles (102 km) east of Gateway Homes by road, a drive of more than an hour without traffic.

==Walmart (July)==
On 3 [[July 2023]], a member of the [[Official CWCki Server]] posted that a friend had seen Chris at Walmart in Chesterfield County and had taken a photo of Chris looking at a display of G-Fuel drinks. Chris is seen with newly dyed dark blue hair and the photographer noted he (Chris) had his [[medallion]] on.

Later that day, the photographer posted to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], adding that the Walmart was at Hancock Village St<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14pxmud/comment/jql80m7/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref> and also posted a similar photo.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14q3k6v/alternative_photo/ ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref>

In the high-resolution photo, it can be seen that Chris has a drawing of the [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] cross clipped to his backpack, seemingly a memento from his jail days as it is done entirely in black and blue pen.

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File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details1.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, posted to the Official CWCki Server
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details2.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, part 2
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting.jpg|First sighting photo
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|Second sighting photo, posted to Reddit (cropped due to file size limits on CWCki)
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{{clear}}

==Dragon Fire Games==
On 20 July 2023, a [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] user posted a thread on /b/, uploading a photo of Chris taken from behind. The user commented:
{{quoteboxyellow|I play Magic The Gathering in central VA. Chris Chan showed up for the first time here. Should I get her number?}}
When asked "How bad does he stink?" the user answered:
{{quoteboxyellow|Nothing noticeable. For reference, this was at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg, Virginia."<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/902962124/#q902962124</ref>}}

A photo taken from another angle, showing Chris's face, was briefly posted in a thread on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]]. The photo was apparently sourced from an unknown Discord server, but the Reddit thread was quickly deleted by the poster,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/155ay7v/ripped_from_discord/</ref> although the photo itself was saved.

This is the second known sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County, and the farthest from the Chesterfield Gateway Homes campus that he has traveled since his apparent transfer - Lynchburg is approximately 108 miles west of the facility by road, a drive of nearly two hours without traffic.

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==Walmart (August)==
{{main|The Otaku King}}
On 4 August 2023, Twitter user [[The Otaku King]] posted a video of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart in Lynchburg, writing:
{{quoteboxpurple|Found chris chan (60% sure?) . Cool dude. Talked to him about sonic and shit. Don't seem that bad."<ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1687541346955935744</ref>}}

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = The Otaku King's CWC sighting
| video = {{#ev:youtube|F6SRKgsbKN4}}
| stardate = 4 [[August 2023]]
| saga = Post-Jail
| saga =
}}

==Walmart (August) Part II==
On 24 August 2023, Chris was spotted at Walmart for the fourth time by DoctorWinchester87, who was initially reluctant to post the photo they took of Chris,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160fctz/ran_into_chris_today_and_it_was_a_surreal/</ref> though later posted it a few hours later.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160jrwp/follow_up_to_my_ran_into_chris_post_heres_the_pic/</ref>
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File:E0qdelsi25kb1.jpg|Chris lookin' for [[Chris and nutrition|grub]].
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{{quoteboxgreen|Just wanted to clarify for those who didn't see the original post I made - this occurred in Walmart in Lynchburg, VA this afternoon. I was just walking along and saw him coming down the aisle. I got this picture (which is slightly zoomed in from the original) and a preliminary picture which was really far away and blurry.

I did not interact with Chris/Christine other than just walking past and making brief eye contact. I did hear him talking to himself briefly.}}

==On the road==
On 25 August 2023, [[Kiwi Farms]] user Right Butt Cheek posted a photo of [[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] in reply to a post by user Stupidface about the information currently tied to the "SONCIHU" plate (Chris somehow [[Chris and English|misspelled]] "SONICHU" on his own damn license plate). The user also claimed that their friend sent it to them.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

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File:IMG 8573.jpg|Son-Chu in the flesh.
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The plate information this was in reply to was the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|VIN: KL1TD56646B569111
2006 Chevrolet Aveo
Last sold on May 19 2023 for $3,500.}}
{{Clear}}

==14 Branchland Court==
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On 4 [[September 2023]], Reddit user nemo1316 posted a photo of the same car from the Son-Chu sighting parked at [[14 Branchland Court]], indicating that Chris either visited or moved back to Sonichu Headquarters.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref> [[Barb]] was [[Fan_visits#FaithlessnessSad5791_(AKA_Barb_sighting)|sighted]] at the house on the 25th of August, though it is unknown if she was there at the time of Chris's arrival. The house was [[Fan_visits#Aggravating_Art_%282023%29|reportedly empty]] on the 8th.

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File:Bxn1aghz1amb1.png|Well, ''nuts''.
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==Food Lion==
On the same day as the 14 Branchland sighting, Twitter user bndjnky sighted Chris at the {{w|Food Lion}} [[Ruckersville]] location talking with [[Flutter]] at a {{w|Coinstar}} machine.<ref>https://twitter.com/bndjnky/status/1698801255978545375</ref>

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = local chris chan sighting in ruckersville virginia! with a woman?
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Luc8yT1g--U}}
| stardate = 4 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

This was the first time Chris was recorded speaking since his release.

==Sheetz/On the road Part II==
On 9 September 2023, Discord user DooDoo fard2874 posted on the [[Official CWCki Server]] that he had found Chris on the road and followed him to a [[Sheetz]] convenience store. He apparently ran after Chris, though Chris (thankfully) pulled out of the parking lot and drove off before he could reach him, driving away from [[Charlottesville, VA]] with the same woman from the Food Lion sighting. He provided four photos and a video with no audio, along with the following account:<ref>[[:File:Image (17).png|1]] [[:File:Image_(22).png|2]] [[:File:Image (18).png|3]] [[:File:Image (19).png|4]] [[:File:Image_(20).png|5]] [[:File:Image (21).png|6]] ''(note: DooDoo fard2874 deleted some of his messages before they could be screenshotted)''</ref>

{{quotebox|I saw him, we followed him. at an intersection I ran up to him and yelled their name. We followed him to a Sheetz and he pulled into the parking lot. I ran after him and he pulled out of the lot and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|I yelled]] "CHRIS CHAN WE LOVE YOU" then he went out on the highway and we lost him.}}

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DooDoo fard2874 also reportedly took a photo ''of'' Chris, though it appears to have been lost.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WF0BpjwFsao}}
| stardate = 9 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

DooDoo fard2874 is most definitely a [[ween]], and not a keen one either. DooDoo fard2874 was [[banned]] from the server shortly after he posted about his <s>sighting</s> chase, and fellow CWCki server members found that his [[Facebook]] account was linked to his Discord account. DooDoo fard2874 promptly deleted his Discord account and privated his Facebook.

==Walmart (September)==
On the 16th, Chris was spotted with a woman, who was first seen with Chris at Food Lion, at a Walmart in Bedford, VA. A poster on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] posted that a friend had photographed Chris and taken a video.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16kdgij/my_friend_met_chris_chan_at_a_walmart_holy_shit/ ([https://archive.ph/nWCWk archive])</ref>

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File:CWC-Walmart-2023-09-16 (cropped).jpg|{{w|Austin Powers (character)|''Groovy, baby!''}}
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Chris's cart contains two yoga mats and LED strips. It also has food such as tomatoes, peanuts, peanut butter, and whipped topping. He is wearing a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' shirt and seems to have the [[medallion]] on underneath his shirt.

{{clear}}

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris leaving Walmart
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FTVkoT8KWhY}}
| stardate = 16 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
| previous = [[Incest_Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| next = [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]]
}}

==Undisclosed parking lot==
On the 19th, Chris was sighted with Son-Chu in a currently undisclosed parking lot near Bedford by Reddit user battychaosgoblin and boyfriend.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/k1chtse/?context=3</ref> Chris briefly remarked on an [[South Park|Eric Cartman]] plush they had with them.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/ ([https://archive.ph/XFB7T archive])</ref> battychaosgoblin described Chris as being "very quick and fleeting" and "skiddish",<ref>reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cfj5u/?context=8&depth=9</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cdvsv/?context=8&depth=9</ref> and described the interaction as the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|He even spoke to us, a half witted Eric Cartman joke regarding our little Cartman plush we fought to get out of a claw machine.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Couldn’t even snap a picture before he scampered off into the wilderness so we scoped out his car for photo evidence 💀}}

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File:Soncihu 19-Sept-23 (reduced size).jpg|Front view of Son-Chu.
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The joke was apparently a poor impersonation of the ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKJprZqU_oU Respect My Authority!]'' scene from [[South Park]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5nf0/?context=8&depth=9</ref>

When asked if Chris was with "his new gf" (referring to the woman from the Food Lion and Sheetz sightings, which was speculated to be a [[sweetheart]]), battychaosgoblin provided the following response:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5kw7/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|No, however I think he went into this undisclosed video game store with her and another individual as stated by someone we know who works there}}

==CVS==
On the 17th, CVS employee and Reddit user justcuriousox claimed to have seen Chris at the CVS in Lynchburg and alleged the following (in reference to Chris and the woman companion who was first seen with him at Food Lion):<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16l24r8/comment/k1hpwh6/?context=8&depth=9</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|she was all over that woman. Just kept touching her and had her hand on the back almost the whole time.}}

When asked for photo proof, justcuriousox posted a thread on the 20th, uploading two photos of Chris and the woman together, clarifying in a comment that the photos were of "Chris hugging the mystery girl close. Then him kissing mystery girl."

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File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 1.jpg|Oh...
File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 2.jpg|'''''man...'''''
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Justcuriousox claimed other details, such as that "[[Megan_Schroeder#Megan_Saga|she seemed uncomfortable and kept her head down mostly]]",<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1hrr7n/?context=3</ref> that Chris "seemed like he was kind of leading the shopping trip. He also was very close to her at all times. Co-Worker asked if they needed help Chris made sure to step so that he was between my Co-Worker and the girl",<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1i2hxu/?context=3</ref> and that the woman paid.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/k1i3k13/?context=3</ref>

At least we have some potential confirmation he isn't fucking [[Barb|his mother]].

==River Ridge Mall==
On 1 [[October 2023]], Chris was sighted by Reddit user merrymarigold at River Ridge Mall<ref>https://www.lynchburgvirginia.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Food-Hall-2021-WEB-102-1024x1004.jpg)</ref> in Lynchburg, accompanied by the same woman he was seen with throughout September. This sighting, shared 6 days later, provided us with our first clear photo of the woman's face.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/172c59y/chris_and_girlfriend_in_lynchburg_va_oct_1st/ ([https://archive.ph/lxvP6 archive])</ref>

When asked how old the woman looks in real life, merrymarigold replied:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/172c59y/comment/k462buc/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|My guess is probably in her 20's or maybe early 30s. I think her round face, hairstyle, and even the clothes make her seem younger.}}

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==Game Junkies==
On 3 October 2023, Chris was sighted at the Game Junkies store in Roanoke. According to chemicalreligion, the redditor who posted the sighting, he purchased a ''[[Guitar Hero]] III'' controller.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/ ([https://archive.ph/5rHF7 archive])</ref> Chemicalreligion also claimed to have engaged in conversation with Chris, that Chris did not have body odor,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/k3crnc9/?context=3</ref> and that the woman who had been seen with Chris throughout September was waiting in the car.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16z5xox/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/k3dduoi/?context=3</ref>
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==Walmart (October)==
On 24 October, Chris was spotted by u/Swizguard<ref>https://www.reddit.com/u/Swizguard/s/sts2t4Upyi</ref>in a Walmart in Lynchburg<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/GHdWqcMW9t</ref>. Chris's cart contains a large box of Philly Steak and Cheese Hot Pockets, four frozen Salisbury Steak meals from Banquet, four frozen Sweet and Sour Chicken meals from Banquet, a bag of frozen ravioli, what appears to be a bag of frozen french fries, and what appears to be a box of Eggo waffles. Chris himself is carrying what seems to be a sandwich wrap. He is also seen alone for the first time in a while.
This sighting comes from Lynchburg, where he was seen quite often, but is also where [[Flutter]] supposedly lives. It's possible that Chris is either staying with her or at least visiting her often.
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==Post-jail online sightings==
*[[Helena_Fiorenza#Post-jail]]
*[[HEXBox#He likes it for real now]]
*[[PlayStation_consoles#PS5]]
*[[DeviantART#Post-jail]]
*[[Twitter#Post-jail_activity]]
*[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity]]
*[[Pokémon GO#Post-jail]]
*[[Nintendo#Nintendo Switch]]

==Fan art==
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Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''{{w|Without Me (Eminem song)|Guess who's back...}}''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living
Image:54wbwuxy383b1.png|The duality of '''WO'''man
Image:D9hrx3bqyn4b1.jpg|The hat origin story
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}}

==See also==

===Files on Chris's incest charge===
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (J&DR Court)]]
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (Circuit Court)]]
===Post-release 14 Branchland Court fan visits===
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]
*[[Fan visits#Anonymous Facebook Member]]
*[[Fan visits#FaithlessnessSad5791 (AKA Barb sighting)]]
*[[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)]]
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{References}}
{{ThirdExile}}
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]]

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{{Honest}}
{{Protip|Contacting Chris does not make a saga, even if it gets a response. Getting your own saga in Christory is also ''NOT'' an achievement. [[Megan|Just]] [[BlueSpike|ask]] [[Doopie|these]] [[Idea Guys|people]].

 In addition, it is important to note that sagas by definition occur for a number of reasons, regardless of troll involvement. These sagas are about Chris, not you.}}
{{Illustrations}}

{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}

A "'''saga'''" (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is a story arc of events on the [[CWChronology]], documenting Chris' actions during a specific span of time. The Christorian use of the term is derived from story arcs in ''[[Dragon Ball]]'', a series that Chris likes, based on the story arcs usually being named after an arc villain. (This was true for Christory at first, but Sagas have since encompassed various sweethearts and and specific events over specifically revolving around specific antagonists to Chris-Chan.)

==Meta-Sagas==

For nearly two decades, Chris has been going through one tumult or another. However, throughout each of these, Chris has had a [[autism|special interest]] or obsession that would follow him through all of them, and would define him as a person. Indeed, this central focus of his life would serve to unite his sagas with a common theme: a near-certain way to get a reaction out of Chris would be by winning his trust through feeding his special interest, and then exploiting it for Laughs Under Lucricities. For most of Christory, this would be pretending to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]], but more recently this has transmuted into [[Chris and his Ego|feigning to worship]] him. As they are threads running through and linking together, and are the broadest strokes of Chris's life, they can be considered ''meta-sagas'', beyond and more fundamental than the fleeting fancies of any individual [[troll]].

===Love Quest (ca. 2003 - March 2018; January 2021-Present)===
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''The'' quintessential saga, and the one that introduced this word to the Christorian's lexicon. Sometime early in his career at PVCC, Chris decided that he needed a girlfriend to call his own. Beset on all sides by the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]] (read: women were repulsed by his unusual mannerisms), the [[virgin with rage]] resorted to increasingly desperate and bizarre methods of obtaining one, which have seen him [[List of places that have banned Chris|expelled and banned]] from multiple reputable establishments. After his discovery by the Internet, Chris would flutter from one professed girlfriend to another, thinking that each might be the [[CWCisms#H|heartsweet]] that might end this search once and for all. Alas, it was not meant to be, and Chris often found himself betrayed and humiliated in comical and grotesque ways. The Love Quest survived several upheavals in Chris's life, including his father's death, the loss of his virginity, the house fire and his gender transition (see below), yet despite Christorians' predictions, and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle Man]]'s injunctions, finally concluded in [[March 2018]], when a mentally eroded Chris declared himself in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[Chris and reality|fictional characters]].

The Love Quest would seem to come back in full force by the beginning of 2021, and much more intense than before, with Chris expressing sexual frustrations to Watchmen members, wishing to get a physical girlfriend. He would crush on multiple women of interest all at once and have wet dreams that involved cartoon characters. It would get intense to the point of releasing this sexual frustration on his own mother, leading to dire consequences.
{{Love Quest}}

===Transgender Saga (''30 March 2011 - Present'')===
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In [[2011]], Chris began the process of gender transitioning. In March of that year, he starting cross-dressing and later came out as a "tomgirl". Despite resistance from his parents, Chris continued down the transgender path, exploring his gender identity. In 2014, he briefly identified as a lesbian male, and a year later, settled on identifying as a lesbian transwoman.
{{Sexuality}}

===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016''; ''June 2017 - July 2021'')===

Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing ''Sonichu'' comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].

Through 2018 and 2019, Chris has grown neglectful of his commercial obligations, failing to produce Sonichu pages and ship items, culminating in his restriction from [[eBay]] on 16 June 2019.

Chris' Patreon was shut down in [[August 2021]] after he was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]].

{{BusinessList}}
===Financhu Crisis Saga (''12 April 2016 - Present'')===
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{{main|Financhu Crisis}}

Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please|video]] [[Update 20160718|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718|'''THREE POKÉMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chris was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows Chris's [[ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].

In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon more seriously by actually working on the Sonichu comic; as a result, his Patreon earnings skyrocketed to hundreds of dollars per month and mitigated his desire to beg for money. As a result, Chris stopped begging in July. However, he remained deeply in debt and showed no signs of developing greater financial responsibility.

In late 2017 and early 2018 work on ''Sonichu'' slowed, as did Chris's Patreon donations. Around this time, Chris later claimed he needed to cover an unknown but essential large expenditure which he refuses to discuss in detail. As a result, Chris resumed begging and selling items on eBay with greater intensity than ever, peaking in early May when he made [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE|a trilogy of panicked videos]] revealing that a mortgage payment on [[14 Branchland Court]] was due soon and that the unknown expenditure had left him and Barb unable to cover it. Though Chris was saved by an influx of donations and eBay sales, the Chandlers' financial situation evidently remains more desperate than ever.

===Roleplaying Saga (''August 2017 - Present'')===
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As a maladaptive coping mechanism against the bleakness of his [[reality]], Chris's belief in imaginary friends and magical thinking drastically increased, one example of him dancing with [[Magi-Chan]] at the 2017 [[BronyCon]]. After the [[Idea Guys]], the [[Teen Troon Squad]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[other enablers|other successive enablers]] further fueled his fantasies by validating them, Chris retreated even more into his fantasy world. It was once again re-enforced by the [[COVID-19]] pandemic due to the fact that it cancelled all the conventions Chris was planning to attend in [[2020]].

On 19 September 2021, Chris wrote a letter in jail, where he declares himself as Jesus of Nazareth.

{{Coping}}

===Dimensional Merge (''14 October 2018 - 3 August 2021'')===
[[File:Merge saga.png|500px]]
{{Main|Dimensional Merge}}

Due to the influence of the Idea Guys and Teen Troon Squad, ideas of a dimensional merge began to manifest within Chris. This came to a head in [[October 2018]], when Chris uploaded a video where he announced that our dimension will soon merge with another. He has revised the deadline for this prophecy several times. This was followed by several months of him droning about it on Twitter, even during his Soft Exile (described below). Various weens, including [[Sarah and Steve]], would circumvent new Twitter restrictions through physical mail or other channels, seeking to encourage him further; in [[April 2019]] things went to a new level when [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|a video]] was posted of a masked man reading a letter supposedly from a time-traveling [[Reginald Chandler]] announcing the merge.

{{Fantasies}}

==Pre-Christory (''[[Birthday|24 February 1982]] - June 2000'')==

The world at large discovered Christian Weston Chandler on 27 October 2007. Before this time, we have only a scanty record to the details of Chris's life. For the early Noughties, the earlier ''Sonichu'' comics (especially [[Sonichu 4]]) are a substantial, if biased, record of notable events; Chris has supplemented this with several other records, including his [[diary]], and some videos from the time (such as his 2004 Christmas) have been leaked. For the twentieth century, which includes all of Chris's childhood and [[honor roll|high school years]], our records are much sparser. Some content, such as [[Manchester High Leaks|some school papers]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|television footage]], have been unearthed, though much remains unknown or dubious. Indeed, much of our knowledge of Chris's childhood comes from later accounts by Chris. However, Chris's childhood is what made him the manchild he is today, so we must discuss it when discussing him.

===Early Childhood Saga (''24 February 1982 - 1991'')===
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Christopher Weston Chandler was brought into the world on 24 February 1982. He would allegedly speak his first word 'Monkey' only a month after his birth. Sadly, his speech would be stunted by his [[abusive babysitter]], who is either named 'Roche' or 'Roach'. At the age of 18 months old, Roche would lock him in a room filled with toys because she was angry at him. This would traumatize Chris so much that he would turn mute, and completely refuse to talk save for screeching and screaming.

While mute, Chris would forge a friendship with a girl named [[Sarah Hammer]], who would become his first female friend. However, there is evidence that Sarah served more as a bully, playing cruel pranks on him such as locking him in her cellar after convincing him Casper the Friendly Ghost was hiding in there.

His parents would send him to [[James Madison University]], where he was trained by a speech therapist to talk. There he would meet [[Joshua Martinez]], a boy who was sent there for his heavy [[Spanish]] accent. He would become Chris's first male friend.

Chris would start speaking after being given a GoBot by [[Barb|his mother]], as he would start reading out the packaging

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===Nathanael Greene Saga (''1991'')===
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In 1991, Chris would start going to Nathanael Greene Elementary School. While there, Chris would be abused by [[Bruce Johnson]] and [[Mrs. Gaede]], who would both pin him to the ground and record his screams. Johnson additionally made Chris sit on his lap and said offensive things to him, supposedly causing his hatred of [[Gays]].

As Chris and his parents are known to be almost pathological [[Lie|liars]], it is unknown if this is an accurate retelling of events. Nonetheless, [[Bob]] would pull Chris out of the school and take the matter of court, though no action would be taken.

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===Bearstein Saga (''1992 – 1995'')===
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After leaving [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], [[Bob]] homeschooled Chris for [[1992]]. During this year, Chris and Bob would attend ''The Leonard Bearstein Symphony Orchestra'', which they both enjoyed. This would lead to an event in December, when the bear would ask for Christopher's name, which he would mishear as '''Christian'''. Chris would take this as a sign from [[God]], and Bob would agree to legally change his name to Christian.

In 1993, Chris would start attending [[Providence Middle School]], and his encounter with the bear would bless those years of his life. He would have [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] as a teacher, who he would later call the most influential person in his life. In the same year, he would enter the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], and in [[1994]], he had won the competition, leading to [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes#Video|the first-ever video recording of Chris]].

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===High School Saga (''August 1996-June 2000'')===
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In many senses, Chris peaked in high school. He holds his high school memories and gal-pals dear to his heart. From a positive view, he had his [[gal pal]]s, [[honor roll]], and job as a <s>water boy</s> basketball team manager, and he produced a high volume of [[art]], which included [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself. On the flip side, he got an [[Song of Christian|F in English]] and had to ride on the short bus. Graduation was especially painful when he didn't win a not-so-prestigious best artist award.

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==Early Adult Chronicles (''June 2000 – 27 October 2007'')==

Chris came of age in 2000, a time of many transitions. Once he graduated from [[Manchester High]], he was no longer in the safe, regimented world of compulsory education. No more guaranteed or arranged friendships, and the kid gloves have come off. Colleges are also stricter when setting student accommodations, and professors don't always have time for special arrangements. Additionally, Chris got a taste of the real world at [[Wendy's]], which fired him for [[Donald Duck impersonation|multiple]] [[Cousin Al#Bowling Outing|reasons]].

The little boy who [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|was once doing so well]] now had to make his life work outside of school. Of course, some programs can help autistic folks find work, but Chris figured that was too [[stress]]ful. Instead, he took the easy route with help from [[Bob]]: he applied for [[Monthly tugboat|social security disability checks]]. While fellow students had to balance their schedules with jobs, Chris had all the time in the world to focus on school. After graduating, his whole life became free time. Without a job, Chris had little motivation to get his life together.

While scarcer than in modern times, records for this period are much more substantial than those of Chris's childhood. Even without external provocation or influence, the events of this period, including the Love Quest and the first ''Sonichu'' [[comic]]s, were enough to make Chris an Internet legend and would lay the foundation for everything yet to come.

===PVCC Saga (''September 2000 - May 2006'')===
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From [[2000]] to [[2006]], Chris attended Piedmont Virginia Community College, a local community college, to obtain a degree in [[Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. It took him five years of [[Chris's education|schooling]] to complete an ostensibly two-year degree, and this time in his life was not without drama. His 21st birthday in [[2003]] marked the beginning of the [[Love Quest]]. Chris would go around campus carrying a [[sign]] showing his demands for an ideal partner. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], a dean at [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]], confiscated the signs. He retaliated by making more; he even printed some out to put around campus walls. Chris eventually confronted Walsh, who [[banned]] him from PVCC for a year. Chris had to receive a [[autism papers|psychological evaluation]] to be allowed back on campus, and he began using the sign in other locations. Chris immortalized Walsh as a cartoon villain in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]].

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=== GAMe PLACe Saga (''2002 - October 2011'')===
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Currently the second-longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They also had to pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.

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===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - April 2008'')===
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From 2005 to 21 April 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved... excluding Chris. The saga would end when Megan told Chris [[Megan emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore|she could no longer trust him]]. Nonetheless, Chris has refused to let her go, and his useless attempts at making amends have stretched all the way to ''2018'' (for reference, that's a ''decade'' since Megan cut off ties with him).

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===Stackhouse Saga (''June - 4 August 2007'')===
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In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] to win Megan's heart (more or less her china too), only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by one Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time an unsuspecting member of the public inadvertently caused a saga. From then on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

Over a decade after the Saga concluded, Chris finally made peace with Stackhouse after the latter made a surprise appearance in the audience for [[MAGfest#The Christory of Sonichu panel|Chris's panel]] at [[MAGfest]] 2018.

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==Classic Chris Era (''27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010'')==

The era that most associate with Chris. The mists of antiquity begin to fade on 27 October 2007, when an unrelated thread on the ''Something Awful'' forums was derailed by someone mentioning seeing our epic cycle's hero in the flesh.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===
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In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and create a page about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, in the process destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely autistic]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm, although the site has long since fallen out of relevance in Chris's life, replaced with outlets such as the [[Kiwi Farms]].

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===Blanca Saga (''August - 21 October 2008'')===
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Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].

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===Jimmy Hill Saga (''Mid-2008/Late 2008'')===
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At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he was led to believe that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

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===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - Mid-2010)''===
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In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

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===PandaHalo Saga (''Mid-2008/Late 2008 - February 2009'')===
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When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident; question remains as to whether she really died in this event, or was actually working in tandem with Clyde, their relationship being consensual after all. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

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===Miyamoto Saga (''January - 10 February 2009'')===
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In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll posing as [[Nintendo]] developer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], claiming he would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato, and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, "[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]" shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

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===Julie Saga (''February - March 2009'')===
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Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls until the [[Idea Guys]]. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio Trip]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.

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===PS3 Hacking Saga (''March 3 2009 - 30 August 2010'')===
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After [[Bluespike]]'s vicious abuse of Chris, he was shunned, and kicked out of [[The Miscreants]]. However, many [[trolls]] took inspiration from him hacking into Chris's beloved [[PlayStation Network]] account, and used this as an inspiration for future trolling plans. On 22 [[May 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] would fake his death and subsequently hack into Chris's PSN account, but he would get outplayed by a greater foe.

During [[July 2009]], [[Jack Thaddeus]] would work with his daughter [[Samantha Thaddeus]] in order to gain access to Chris's PSN Account. Jack made Chris do many things in order to get his account back, including making [[It's UGH!#Video|two]] [[It's UGH!#Remake|videos]] proclaiming his acceptance of [[Homos|gay people]], and a video of him [[Chris humps his PS3|humping his PS3 for 8 minutes straight]].

On 24 [[February 2010]], [[Surfshack Tito]] would hack into Chris's PSN account, and less than a month later he would [[The Wallflower|steal his girl]].

On 3 [[May 2010]], Chris would find [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|an article]] on the [[CWCki]], detailing how [[Clyde]] had placed a bugging device in his PS3, [[I Pimp My Ride|leading him to rip off the wifi antenna]]. On the same day, he would go undercover as a 14-year old troll named '[[JenkinsJinkies]]', where he would be invited to a secret trolling forum called [[Trollin Train]].

On the forum was a list of bounties, including a $9000 reward for anyone who could destroy Chris's PS3. Chris decided to claim the bounty, and recorded a video of him [[The MovingFoward videos|hitting it with a brick, running it over with his car, and then stabbing it with scissors]]. Unfortunately for him, [[Tito]] gave the reward to [[Liquid Chris]], under the belief he was the TRUE and HONEST CWC. And so Chris was left with no money and no PS3...until he bought a new one a few days later.

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===Emily Saga (''March 2009 - 4 October 2010'')===
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A troll, known online as 'LoveYouLongTime' would start interacting with [[Chris]] after he broke up with [[Julie]], under the name '[[Emily]]'. They quickly starting dating, and would meet up [[Date with Emily|in a now infamous date]], where a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|man wearing a pickle costume]] would walk up and steal her away from him. She would later announce in a [[Hooker incident#Post-date call|phone call]] that she had broken up with Chris, had sex with the pickle man, and was living with [[Clyde Cash]].

She would continue interacting with Chris, under the name '[[Kim Wilson]]'. Despite Kim and Chris meeting up multiple times, he had no idea she was [[Emily]], due to his [[facial blindness]]. During her tenure as Kim, she would take Chris to a bar [[Chris's Big Night Out|two]] [[Chris's Big Night Out II|times]] and introduce him to [[Magical Man]]. She would continue talking with Chris all the way until [[2018]], though her last major interaction was when he told her [[PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!|that he spooned regularly]] with [[Barb]]

She's also met up with him pretending to be multiple other women, though none of these interactions are known.

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===Ivy Saga (''March - July 2009'')===
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In March 2009, a girl named Ivy decided to impress a friend by asking Chris for a video shout-out. She didn't know what would come later; his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians, but also provided an incredibly important resource for the latter in showing Chris's [[Heart Level]] at perhaps the strongest it had been since 2007, at least for a time. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.

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===Vanessa Saga (''April - May 2009'')===
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In [[April 2009]], troll and fellow [[James Madison University|speech therapy]] attendee [[Joshua Martinez]] succeeded in getting Chris to believe that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him, through Joshua's AIM, in retaliation for Chris's horrible attempt at getting [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to [[Vanessa Saga#Email to Joshua|troll him]] like Chris, himself, had been trolled. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material, going so far as to [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|cheat]] on his current [[troll|true and honest]] [[Ivy|sweetheart]]. Predictably, [[Chris and reality|he wasn't]] exactly the type Vanessa was looking for.

This [[Vanessa Saga|saga]] goes to show that even the most gullible of things can get by Chris, even when the perceived truth is a [[Weening|horrible]] [[Autism|excuse]] of ammunition against the poor manchild, which just shows how desperate he may be for [[Love Quest|romantic attention]].

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===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
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In early June 2009, Chris was given his own wiki to upload his comics and blog about his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

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===Liquid Chris Saga (''21 June - 10 November 2009'')===
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In July 2009, Chris came up with a plan to try getting the trolls off his back. He [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll himself who is the complete opposite of Chris in real life. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.

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===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 10 January 2012'')===
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In late November 2009, an artist named [[Alec Benson Leary]] started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as months later, the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.

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===Tito Saga (''January 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
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Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal... and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the lulz spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|flashing his underwear while wearing a Scottish kilt]]. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Tito was a major player in getting Chris to [[The MovingForward videos|destroy his PS3 for a fake bounty]]. Chris and Tito planned to meet up at a Starbucks where a [[pickleman]] would give him the money, but despite [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails#Waiting for $9001|waiting]] Tito would never show up. Tito later explained this was because he gave the money to [[Liquid Chris]]

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

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==Dark Ages (''20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014'')==

Though [[The Miscreants|the Miscreants]] could collectively keep Chris on edge for well over a year, it was inevitable that the archetypical lolcow would someday cease to give milk. His seeking out the Wallflower and then Jackie in person, instead of believing every self-declared boyfriend-free girl who caught his fancy online, was an early sign of the changing atmosphere: Chris's ill-fated attempt to seduce her marked a shift from focusing on on-line to real-world affairs. Information on Chris's life would increasingly need to be sought through [[Flipnote Hatena]], in-person encounters and other sources beside the Internet; [[Chris and cinematography|traditional videos]] became less frequent. Occasional [[muscle bra|transvestitism]] would soon become [[tomgirl|permanent]] as Chris began to leave his old identity behind him. Surprisingly, Chris would come to abstain even from his traditional [[Love Quest|pursuit of women]] and put the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] on indefinite hiatus.

All sagas during this period are of this early transitional phase: [[Bob Chandler]]'s death in late [[2011]] drew a veil over Chris's affairs for the next several years. Direct records from Chris during this time are nearly exclusively found on [[Facebook]]; for a time, it appeared that Chris had learnt from his many years of abuse at the Internet's hands and was finally keeping a low profile. We are again dependent mostly on third-party sources for events such as [[28 October 2011|Snyder's near-death at Chris's hands]], the resulting [[Chris and the law|conviction]] and the [[2014 house fire]] in the following years. Organic CWC-generated activity would not re-emerge until mid-[[2014]], proving that he had, in fact, [[honor roll|learnt nothing]] from past events.

===First Exile (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===
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After Chris lost the Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

During this period he started a relationship with a girl named [[Jacklyn Romy]], and infiltrated the [[Trollin Train|inner circle of trolls]] using his persona '[[JenkinsJinkies]]'.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down several times. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

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===Jackie Saga (''5 April - 26 November 2010; 7 December 2010 - May 2012'')===
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Following the Wallflower incident's fallout, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, leading many to believe that the Jackie saga had finished.

However, in [[December 2010|December]], Jackie and Chris were in contact again. This would not be known until 2013, where a whole bunch of emails from then to [[September 2011]] were leaked. During this time, Chris came out as a tomgirl to her, while she later got Chris to make a bunch of humiliating videos, including [[Cakefarts]]. These would be leaked in [[February 2012]], leading to Chris unfriending her on Facebook in [[April 2012|April]], though refriending her a month later. She was never heard from again, putting an end to the saga.

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===Calling Out Saga (''6 August - 6 September 2011'')===
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During the beginning of [[August 2011|August]], Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of [[fangs|reprisal]] and [[Chris and his Ego|apology]] out of the [[trolls#The Few, the Proud, the Elite|trolls]]. Chris warned the trolls that if they didn't meet his [[Chris and negotiation#Calling Out|demands]] on the [[Stress|deadline]] Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information [[Naïve|that he believed to be true]], even though most believe some of the information to be [[Kimmi|fake]]. This saga is notable for [[Calling Out#Summary|videos]] that showcase Chris's new [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] look, and further set in stone the aformentioned [[Tomgirl Saga]]. Though Chris reached the zenith of the Calling Out Saga on a high, having believed himself to have exiled some of his most prominent rivals from the internet, these series of videos would, however, come to an abrupt [[September 2011#Events|end]] after [[Chris and death#Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (1927–2011)|tragedy struck the Chandler household]].

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===Second Exile (''6 September 2011 - 9 July 2014'')===
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Unlike the other exiles listed here, the Second CWC Exile came unannounced with the death of his [[Bob Chandler|father]]. Then came [[28 October 2011|October 28]], a day which will live in infamy for Chris. After trespassing and running over [[Michael Snyder]], he and [[Barb]] were arrested. Despite the help of [[Rob Bell]], they were found guilty and were sentenced. Since that day, most, if not all of Chris' internet activity were confined to his [[Facebook]] account, where he would gripe about loneliness and nostalgia. It wasn't until 2013 where he uploaded a new video. Although [[January 2014]] would bring him back to the spotlight briefly due to [[2014 house fire|a house fire]], it wasn't until the Sonic Boom saga where he would return to relevance.
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==Renaissance (''3 September 2014 to 24 October 2017'')==

A combination of events - namely yet another failed online sweetheart, and showing hatred for a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' reboot so immense that it would eventually get him arrested - would lead to Chris being dragged back into the Internet spotlight.

===Catherine Saga (''9 July - 14 December 2014'')===
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With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. Catherine's associate, [[Cousin Al]], would also meet the two of them at Applebee's, to which Chris would invite both of them to the charred remains of his house following a fire. From there, Al would collect several of Chris's old Manchester High assignments.

According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.

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===Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 7 December 2015'')===
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This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris only took umbrage at the fact that the color of Sonic's arms had been changed from tan to blue.

This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the "Blue-Armed Bandit" took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.

On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exit and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.

Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.

Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in ''Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.

Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?). Months later, Chris instructed his fanbase to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|boycott]] local stores which refused his request to be unbanned.

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===Lady Managers Saga (17 November 2015 - July 2016)===
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Between fall 2015 and summer 2016, Chris was in contact with people he vaguelly dubbed his ladyfriends or managers. During this time, he would be trolled by various characters - [[Jeff/Francine]] Ouzos, a thinly-disguised parody and wealthy rival of Chris; [[Sam and Ellen]], a lesbian couple considering Chris as a sperm donor, to whom he showed off his [[Chris's Specimen Sample|frozen sperm collection]]; and [[Johan]], the catalyst for the [[Lesbian Sex Audition]].

This saga saw the return of Chris uploading videos to YouTube after a years-long hiatus.

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===Pmurt Saga (25 September 2016 - 20 January 2017)===
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The saga started with a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment on 25 September]] in where he decried then Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for his anti-LGBTQ opinions and misogynistic attitudes, labeling him "Pmurt" in an attempt to spite him. Many found this comment surprising, as Chris has been historically neutral in politics. As the election drew closer, Chris continued to criticize Trump, seemingly oblivious to the irony that any negative trait he could levy was far more applicable to himself. This saga reached its peak when Trump was elected president. During this point, he would make [[Pmurt#2016|death threats to him]]. This culminated in a one-week ban from Facebook.

On Inauguration day, Chris would make [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|one last attack]]. Although Chris still holds negative opinions of Pmurt, he is not nearly as expressive with his vitriol as he was during this saga. Even when Trump was impeached, Chris gave no thoughts on it.

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===Doopie Saga (''7 March - 26 September 2017'')===
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Also coined by the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris [[2017 tweets#Empathizing with BPD|made a tweet]] empathizing with ''Planet Dolan'' animator and artist [https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver]. He began frequently replying to her tweets, usually with small talk and the occasional sharing of a life experience, or shameless attempts at flirting. The saga's climax began on 1 August, when Chris pledged to Doopie's alternative Patreon account, "Kittenbell", which handles pornographic commissions. The same day, Chris listed her among his [[Gal pals]] on "National Girlfriend Day", only for her to promptly rebuke him.
Afterward, Doopie tweeted about the harassment she was receiving (from Chris), went to the Kiwi Farms, and leaked his private e-mails to her business account. Chris discovered that Doopie had turned on him and desperately followed several of Doopie's friends (including her [[JERKS|boyfriend]]) in an attempt to stay connected. However, he unfollowed most of them when it became clear his plan would not work, while the rest blocked him themselves.

Doopie has not contacted Chris since August 2017; his hopes of building her into a [[sweetheart]] or [[gal pal]] from the ground up, predictably, were in vain. By September, Chris had found a new sweetheart and moved on. Their interactions showed that Chris's immense [[Chris and socialization|social ineptitude]] and creepy behavior have not abated. Doopie inadvertently became the greatest [[Trolls|troll]] Chris faced in many years, [[Heart level|breaking his heart]] and feeding new information to Christorians.

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===Quinn Saga (''7 September - 5 October 2017'')===
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Jessica Quinn, for years a [[white knight]] of Chris, suddenly decided to troll him with the tried-and-true method of [[Sweetheart|pretending to fall in love with him]]. Highlights of the brief saga include pictures and videos of Chris crying over a short breakup, an old-fashioned [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|rage video]] following their final breakup (which he initially blamed on hackers from [[Kiwi Farms]]), and Quinn manipulating Chris into adding fat fetishism to ''Sonichu''. This saga would serve as the transition for the new wave of trolling yet to come for Chris.

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==Transcendental Awakening (''August 2017 to 30 July 2021'')==

After a period of reemergence from Chris, several trolls soon began to notice Chris' deteriorating mental state, and found it the perfect opportunity to troll him again, this time through the tactic of [[enablers|enabling]] his beliefs and brainwashing new ridiculous concepts into him. This all began with [[Joshua Wise]], an anime-obsessed troll who greatly manipulated him for his own personal gain by changing major parts of the canon of his Sonichu comics, coercing him into producing strange videos, and proposing the [[Polyamorous marriage|infamous marriage]] between Chris and a bunch of fictional characters, half of which Chris had already created.

Chris' new motto to [[Chris and kindness|befriend everyone he meets]], even complete strangers, has also made it much easier to manipulate him. Because of this, many other trolls began to follow suit, using some of the same tactics that Wise had used to manipulate Chris with, with very little questioning on his end. Since then, Chris has started to believe himself to be the goddess of an alternate dimension, dubbing himself and all other residents of said dimension as "[[OCs]]".

===Idea Guys Saga (''25 October 2017 - 29 April 2018'')===
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In early November 2017, Chris began blurting out nonsensical stories about [[Sonichu (comic)|his comics]], such as the characters of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] invading [[CWCville]], CWCville reacting to the invasion by setting up [[Operation BARBarossa|concentration camps]], and Vladimir Putin being president of the United States in another dimension. He also began making strange videos involving Internet memes and cultural and historical references he clearly did not understand.

It came to light that an anonymous troll, acting as Chris' "idea guy", noted Chris' difficulty distinguishing [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]] and lack of understanding of history and politics, and began convincing Chris to make bizarre or politically incorrect content. There are signs that the Idea Guy's influence was coercive or deceptive in nature, such as Chris being [[Chris and hypocrisy|shocked]] at his suggestion that Rosechu was [[Homos#Transgenderism|transgender]], and appearing visibly uncomfortable as he performed an "[[CWC-isms#A|anchuent]] [[Cherokee|Cherokean]] chant".

After a calm period in early January, the saga escalated again as Chris made [[Smashing|two]] [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|bizarre]] videos of ranting about Nazis and smashing his possessions. Possibly as a response, moderators at [[Kiwi Farms]] doxxed the Idea Guy troll, revealing his name as Joshua Wise.

Despite that setback, Wise decided to continue being the Idea Guy. His changes to ''Sonichu'' remained canon, with Chris continuing to produce drawings using ideas which Wise had established prior to the dox, and Chris continued to proudly wear the [[Chris and fashion#Gopnik outfit|Gopnik outfit]] which Wise first convinced him to don.

Chris subsequently announced that he was bisexual, and was attracted to [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his own fursona]] and said he had gotten married to [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. More questionable acts such as Chris [[Dick Licker; that is I|licking pictures of Magi-chan's penis drawn on a wall]] and prostituting himself on Twitter were scripted and executed.

In May 2018, [[The Captain]] discovered what the Idea Guys were doing and rescued Chris from the Idea Guys. He, along with [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and [[Null]], then gathered evidence to submit to law enforcement. As for Chris, he disavowed some ideas given to him by the Idea Guys (though keeping the majority of them, like his make-believe marriage).

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===Prequel Comic Saga (''2 January 2018 - 14 May 2018'')===
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On 2 January 2018, the graphic designer and comic creator [[Bryanfrogboy|Bryan Shickley]] would get the attention of Chris after he had created "Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic". Bryan then soon claimed that he would make merchandise off of the francise, to which Chris approved. During a time when Chris was in financial ruin, which was later worsened after the Idea Guys extorted money from him, the comic, along with the merchandise created by Bryan, would become some of the first things that Chris would promote to help him out of his dire financial situation.

Bryan's comic would also get Chris to reflect on some of his biggest blunders, including SheCameForCWC.jpg, him attemping to run over Michael Snyder, and others.

A highlight of the brief saga includes Chris approaching what appeared to be his first male sweetheart, Bryan himself, as a result of the Idea Guys previously brainwashing him into believing he was bisexual, even writing an erotic gay poem for him. Attempts were made by Bryan's girlfriend to keep Chris away from Bryan. Along with this, gal-pal Tings Tingz would also show feelings for Bryan.

Due to his associations with Chris during the midst of the Idea Guys, Bryan would be accused by onlookers as a possible troll and/or ween, as well as getting attacked by actual weens himself.

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===Guard Dogs (''Summer 2018'')===
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After the events of the Idea Guy saga, it became clear that Chris was dealing with a [[ween]] epidemic. To combat this, Null and The Captain decided to step in and filter Chris's emails and Twitter to prevent trolls from getting through. Null made a thread on Kiwi Farms showing off the intercepted ween messages and even doxxing the senders.

According to con attendees, Null seems to have recruited some Kiwi Farms users to follow Chris around [[BronyCon]] in 2018 in order to prevent people from talking to him. If this is true, it's most likely in response to Chris's meltdown at [[TooManyGames]] and Null, not wanting this to happen again, assembled an elite anti-ween task force. The Captain assisted Chris when his car broke down on the way back from BronyCon. More elaborate plans were also implemented, including a plan for a field agent to whisk Chris away to assisted living after his mother passes.

Null and The Captain would also attempt to give Chris advice. In particular, Null encouraged him to talk to his therapist about the Idea Guys, in order to fast-track law enforcement involvement, but Chris was reluctant to do so. Instead, Chris opted to retreat into the ruins of his fantasy world. Eventually, it became clear that Chris had disregarded the precautions set up for him and found a new set of trolls to replace the Idea Guys: the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. Null and The Captain's willingness to help Chris has since diminished, although they remain in proximity to Chris online to document and discuss any goings-on.

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===Teen Troon Squad Saga (''24 April 2018 - 1 January 2019'')===
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The Teen Troon Squad is a group of 18- to 19-year-old FTM trans people who live locally to Chris. They gained influence over Chris upon purchasing his porn artwork on [[eBay]] for $1,000 in April 2018.

After Chris was rescued from the [[Idea Guys]] in May 2018, he continued to hold onto the beliefs they had programmed into him. Although he was encouraged to seek [[Chris and psychology|therapy]], Chris balked at the idea and instead sought out more people to feed his delusional thinking - and got his wish in the form of the Teen Troon Squad; around October of that same year, for the second time in 2018, Chris was trolled by people claiming to be his own fictional characters when the Squad invited Chris over to their house, where they pushed his delusional thinking.

In October 2018 Chris began outlining a supposed 'Dimensional Merge' that would take place at the end of 2018, in which the [[Reality Cartoon|real world]], aka Dimension 1218, and its sister dimension, C197, were to collide and combine in an event of supposedly-apocalyptic proportions. Lukas, a Squad member, has alleged that this was a holdover from the Idea Guys, but implied that the Squad encouraged these beliefs in Chris.

In November 2018, several previously unreleased Idea Guy videos, such as [[All Star]], [[Tour of Chris's House III]], [[Chris slaps himself]], and [[Chris lost Crystal]] began to be leaked on Chris's Twitter.

In late December 2018, the Squad was doxxed by an unknown party who logged into Chris's Twitter. One of the Squad members then leaked more documents on /cow/. On 30 December 2018, Chris wrote a Twitter post bashing Lukas, also mentioning that Lukas had wanted him to buy [[alcohol|booze]]. As a result of the spotlight being well and truly shone upon their schemes, the Teen Troon Squad has since retreated into the shadows.

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===GOPony Saga (''13 August 2018 - Present'')===
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As the [[2010s]] came to a close, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was clearly entering its last days. Since its target audience is school aged children it's a common practice by the more competent animation studios to end those shows before it gets to the point that the kids watching it are younger than the show itself. Afterwards, if said show was part of a franchise, they create a new installment for said franchise. Such a cycle has been happening in My Little Pony since its inception in 1984 and has happened once again. Friendship is Magic ended in [[2019]] with a more light-hearted filler series airing from [[2020]] as a way to tide over the fanbase until the premiere of the new generation, which happened in [[September 2021]] with the release of a movie. The filler series, called MLP: Pony Life struck a major nerve with Chris who holds the belief that Friendship is Magic is meant to have 14 seasons due to delusions rooted in the [[Dimensional Merge]]. This instance, preceded in [[August 2018]] by a panning of the leaked early designs for the G5 ponies were some of the occasional posts of disapproval throughout the close of the decade. For a while it was on Chris' back burner but on 27 [[July 2021]] Chris uploaded a tard rage video demanding that the new My Little Pony generation be cancelled, confirming that Chris holds Sonic Boom-esque feelings towards this. The lulz were subsequently cancelled when Chris admitted to incest.

However, despite his incarceration, this hasn't stopped him from expressing nothing but hatred towards this reboot. Chris had expressed in numberous jail letters about how he believes the reboot has caused major world catastrophes such as the Russo-Ukrainian war.

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===Jacob Saga (''14 July - 28 November 2019; 15 July - 26 August 2020'')===
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Though he had been [[autism|autistically]] obsessed with Chris since around 2018, amateur sorcerer Jacob Sockness only made Chris's acquaintance in [[June 2019]], after an unremarkable troll convinced Chris that Sockness would be interested in buying his filthy bathwater. On 14 [[July 2019]], the two agreed to a closer partnership: Sockness would act as a middleman for Chris's [[2019 Sales Listings|merchandise]], in order to evade Chris's [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|eBay ban]]. The two would soon abandon this scheme, however, instead deciding to direct their attention to another of their shared interests; [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|pretending to be gods]]. Their mystical and occultist schemes would cross-pollinate, Jacob's extraterrestrial demons wending their way into the [[Dimensional Merge]]'s logistics. The most notable example being the [[Spirit possession#Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan possession]], in which from [[August 2019]] to [[September 2019]], Chris believed that he swapped minds with [[Magi-Chan]] in order to visit [[Jacob Sockness]] so he wouldn't need to actually do so in real life. The period of Magi-Chan roleplaying lasted an entire month. Jacob's antics with Chris was not ignored, as soon, [[Kiwi Farms|onlookers]] would find out about Jacob and dox him, but Sockness would not be deterred by a mere dox; for he had apparently already doxxed himself long before meeting Chris, and would boast freely and frequently about how he was misleading Chris for his own ends. [[Slow-in-the-minds|Despite the obvious dangers]], Chris continued to believe Jacob's teachings [[honor roll|at face value]], and encouraged his desire to meet in person. In late [[September 2019]], the situation nearly reached a boiling point when Sockness announced that he had secured a train ticket and was traveling from his home in California to [[Charlottesville]], and threatened that he would [[rape|brutally abuse]] Chris after arriving at [[14 Branchland Court]]. Being understandably alarmed by this, Chris [[Chris and negotiation|demanded]] that Sockness return, and with the help of the [[Watchmen]], arranged for a [[white knight|supporter]] to intercept Sockness in Chicago and provide for him to return to San Francisco. Jacob relented, and the two grew more distant. Sockness would temporarily return to Chris's good side in late [[October 2019]] and early [[November 2019]], yet by the end of that month he would once again be cast aside by Chris.

However, in early 2020, Chris once again started to talk to Jacob, believing in Jacob's supposed [[Magical thinking|occult practices]]. Though it appeared that they were coming close to one another again, Chris's and Sockness's relationship would permanently come to an end in [[August 2020]], after Sockness creepily theorized on [[Twitter]] that [[Mia Hamm]] supposedly bared Chris's illegitimate child after they had sex. Although Jacob would make several other attempts to win Chris's favor over the course of the next few months, all attempts would ultimately be unsuccessful.

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==Rise-N-Fall (''Mid 2018 - 31 July 2021'')==

By mid-2018, with the creation of several [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|documentaries]] pertaining to Chris, a new generation of Christorians had began to form, and awareness of the Chris Chan saga began to rise, further fueled by Chris's expanding fantasy world, partially influenced by webcomic [[Ben Saint]].

In late 2019, a group consisting of [[enablers]] and [[white knights]] was established through [[Discord]] to gatekeep Chris from potential [[trolls]], [[A-Log|A-Logs]], and the aforementioned weens. Much like many other white knights and enablers, they gained Chris's trust by appealing to and indulging in his delusions, specifically ones related to the [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddesses]]. They eventually named themselves the Watchmen. The group's primary objective was to protect Chris from trolls.

Alongside the Watchmen, another group of enablers called [[Praetor]] had formed, allowing Chris to profit off of his fantasies (though only at a fraction of what they themselves made), the closest he's gotten to a real job. In conjunction to this, Chris was pumping out more drawings on a consistent basis.

As a result of both groups, and Chris's newer business ventures, Chris's life appeared to become more stable, as there was less interference from trolls, he was now consistently making profits due to a growing fanbase, and he had even found a woman who was actually attracted to him. This era marks the calm before the storm, when most of Chris's activity seemed primarily dormant again, and it appeared that things were going much better for him... Until a very dark secret came to light.

===Copitz Saga (''19 May 2018 - December 2019'')===
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On 19 May 2018, the Youtube speedrunner and Twitch user [[Copitz]] had began visiting [[14 Branchland Court]] to record videos of himself with Chris and his friends in several different areas. Some of these videos included ones where Chris was in an abandoned hospital hunting for ghosts, while others had involved several interviews with him.

Copitz would get contacted by [[TheGamerFromMars]], who wanted to get in contact with Chris for his documentary series, [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]. Throughout the documentary, there are 8 scenes of Copitz and GFM talking with Chris, in between the meat of the episode, which is a summary of Chris's life. Despite meeting with Chris in [[December 2019]], the documentary would only be released on [[March 2022]].

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===TF2 Analysis Saga (''Late 2018 - 30 October 2020'')===
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In [[January 2019]], a slew of people began to block Chris on Twitter, either due to his own harassment or egging on by weens. This caused Chris, naturally, to rage about it, and eventually to protect his Twitter account. For months, he had shown no signs of budging. All of his tweets during this period consisted of complaining about being blocked, or else his dimensional delusions mentioned above. After protecting his Twitter account, he would greatly reduce his social media activity, and in [[June 2019]] even extended to disabling comments again on his [[June 2019 videos|recent videos]]. This period of time also marked Chris's bizarre adoption of the word "[[My Little Pony|Bugbear]]" (a phrase referring to minor annoyances) and employing it almost everywhere in his wild and unclear rants. After several months, Chris's initial bitterness from the blocks seems to have faded, and he opened his Twitter account for the public again.

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===Secret Shipfic Saga (''16 August 2019 - 31 July 2021'')===
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On 16 August, 2019, Chris began to create trading cards for his Sonichu comics, much like his [[Wall of Originals]] using a template from the My Little Pony parody game ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]''. His most ambitious project in several years, Chris fully embraced the concept, and has seemingly supplanted the ''Sonichu'' comics in favour of the cards as his principal monetary venture. The card game also became Chris's primary means to expand upon the lore of the fantasy world that he has created, and that several trolls from before had provided influence onto. Chris had posted several cards featuring the OCs created by fans and enablers.

[[Ben Saint]] a webcomic artist and creator of the webseires ''Endless War'', had tried to profit off of Chris's infamy by implementing characters from the comic into Sonichu, thereby creating the "Slime Saga". Chris had eventually implemented Ben's characters and ideas into Sonichu in [[Sonichu Special 7]]. However, Ben's attempts at creating a new saga from the ground-up, and promoting his comic, by tinkering with Chris's own comics only proved to be of a very limited success when Chris began ignoring Saint's attempts at provocation by mid-October, and when conflicts of interest had risen between the two creators. Following from this, several white knights and past enablers such as [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[MKRNightVee]] came into the scene in order to regain power over Chris or to justify Chris's actions. When Chris began shifting his focus on his Sonichu comics to the aforementioned card game, Chris had implemented Saint's characters, as well as ideas brought to him by drama surrounding him, and a new wave of [[white knights]] defending Chris's actions, [[enablers]] suggesting new OCs into Chris's now expanding universe, and [[weens|wannabe trolls]] trying to take a piece of Chris's infamy for themselves would show up into the mix.

Chris was able to develop a new fanbase through a series of commissions, and implementing people's [[OCs]] into his canon.

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===Watchmen Saga (''Late 2019 - August 2021'')===
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The Watchmen would gatekeep Chris through means of collecting information, doxing, and harassing anybody attempting to interact or get involved with Chris. The existence of the Watchmen was not publicly known until [[August 2020]], in which they leaked content that they had received from Chris.

The Watchmen would be responsible for and or related to many notable events that took place throughout 2020 and early 2021. Such as removing [[Jacob Sockness]]'s influence over Chris, the previously mentioned [[2020 Discord leaks]], being heavily involved in the [[Discord Q&A]]'s, and having multiple conflicts with members of [[Praetor]].

However, as 2021 continued on, the Watchmen seemingly became less publicly involved with Chris. Things came to a head in [[June 2021]], as internal conflicts among the Watchmen arose, with a member of the group, [[The WCT]], being doxed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] by the leader of the group, [[Naught|Bismuth]]. The WCT then decided to inform Chris of Bismuth doxing him. As a result, Chris recorded a short audio clip saying "Fuck Bismuth!" before leaving [[The Place]], a Discord server run by the Watchmen, while The WCT was being simultaneously banned from it. A few days later, another member of the Watchmen stated on Twitter that Chris had apparently cut contact with her and other Watchmen. This incident effectively ended the most known iteration of the Watchmen.

A new Discord server, entitled [[The Knights of CWC]], was established by [[The WCT]], who invited Chris and several members of the Watchmen. In the meantime, Chris was also set to attend the brony convention [[Everfree Northwest]]. Chris was already in contact with [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Isabella "Bella" Janke]], who was later known for making A-Logging comments and edgy jokes about wanting to harm Chris. Chris was also secretly in contact with a sweetheart codenamed as "[[The Suitress]]", a young autistic woman who had a genuine crush on him, who had planned to meet him at the convention. Chris invited both the Suitress and Bella into WCT's Knights server. The both of them had agreed to serve as bodyguards to protect Chris from [[Jacob Sockness]], who swore to attend the event in disguise. Bella would also agree to serve as Chris's "photographer".

Chris would remain active in the Knights of CWC server all the way up until [[Jail Saga|his arrest on 1 August 2021]] due to his incestuous behavior with Barbara. When Bella attempted and failed to damage control her name, she would trick the WCT into believing that a set of fabricated texts she made that alleged Chris was having BDSM-style sex with Barb were real, and that the Suitress had also owned a copy of these texts of her own. WCT sharing these texts, along with partially revealing the Suitress's identity would get him in hot water, and cause many Watchmen members to turn tail.

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===Praetor Saga (''October 2020 - Present'')===
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On October 2020, Chris would be seen in a photo posing with several members of a group refered to as Praetor. This group would sell Chris-related merchandise with his permission. Most of the merchadise that Praetor had sould would have been used as a means for Chris to profit off of his fantasies amist the Financhu Crisis, creating his very own cult. Chris had a sermon regarding the Dimensional Merge at the Goochland Library. Praetor had also created special Golden Medallions which would give customers access to the Golden Church of Sonichu.

By the time Chris had interacted with Praetor, Chris had also gotten in touch with a new sweetheart, Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke, who created an animated intro for him by his request. Bella also acted very nice around Chris, which would cause her to gain much trust from him. However, Bella also displayed notable A-logging elsewhere, claiming that she wanted to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide, and even claiming that she tried to persuade other Praetor members to convince him to cut his penis off.

Praetor was also a target of the white-knight group, the Watchmen. Most infamously, Praetor promoted the sale of tasers and stun guns on their Etsy page to simulate "zapping to the extreme". A taser and Pikachu mask would be found in their shopping cart. Chris stated on 21 February 2021 that he wanted to use a taser in order to activate the Dimensional Merge by zapping his [[Gate Crystal]]. Following this, Chris engaged in a call with Praetor leader Caden Peck and several Watchmen members, discouraging him from taking this course of action. A chunk of the full call would be leaked, leaving out much of the key context in the full call, and many rumors about the group and the call would be spread by Watchmen leader [[Naught]], Larry Vaughn, and Bella on the Kiwi Farms, as well as by the Christuber [[GiBi]] on his own YouTube channel.

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===Warhol Saga (''24 May - 19 September 2021'')===
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In May 2021 Chris discovered an Amazon listing for a book made by Don Lashomb that favorably compared him to mid-century pop artist Andy Warhol. Naturally this inflated his ego and caused him to devote several tweets to said comparison. Don Lashomb would actually end up writing the book, and selling it on Amazon. Later Chris went on to begin reviewing the book and made [[Warhol Tweets|Tweets]] featuring his takes on the weens compliments, despite his disapproval at Lashomb saying his [[Chris and Reality|delusions weren't real]]. Chris would make several periodic tweets throughout summer 2021, reviewing the book as he went along.

Chris and Don talked in private multiple times, and Lashomb would state that he was very pleasant to talk to, due to him supposedly being polite, able to take criticism, and paying attention to detail<ref>[[Warhol / Chris Chan#Lashomb's Interactions with Chris]]</ref>. Don was one of the people Chris would drop hints to about his [[Affair with Mother|incestous relationship]] with [[Barb]], though he didn't pick up on them. Despite Lashomb cutting ties with Chris, Chris would continue to promote the book in prison.

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===Incest Saga (''26 June 2021 - 31 July 2021'')===
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During the beginning of 2021, Chris exhibited [[Lonely feelings|many signs of sexual frustration]] much more intense than ever before, to the point of openly discussing this with several Watchmen members, as well as crushing on [[MKRNightVee|several]] [[Annie Ikenberry|females]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|of]] [[The Suitress|interest]] all at once, and having wet dreams involving cartoon characters<ref>[[:File:ThePlace1stLayer 02Feb21 - almost sex dream.png]]</ref>. Towards the end of June, Chris grew impatient and decided to release this sexual frustration on his own mother. Chris would do this over the span of one month every three days. Chris would hint at this affair over this timespan, referring to Barb as a "Sweetheart over 50".

On 5 July 2021, Null would be one of the first people that Chris would confess to having a "sweetheart over 50".

On 27 July 2021, Chris would also confess to Bella that he was having an affair with the "sweetheart over 50". About two weeks later, on the the 28th, he would further confess in a 4-hour call that this sweetheart was actually his mother. The following night, when Bella had given her an edited 9 minute version of the call, the Suitress initiated leaks of it by sharing a further edited 4-minute version of the call, and then the full 9 minutes when people doubted its legitimacy. Bella would end up doing damage control to her name soon after, which ended up with her getting discovered.

On 31 July 2021, two days after the initial leak, Greene County police were contacted and Chris was removed from his property, with Barb also being taken to a hospital for a checkup. An emergency protection order was also taken out against Chris, forbidding him from contacting Barb or setting foot on his property for a week.

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==Silent Years (''1 August 2021 - 16 October 2023'')==

After enjoying nearly 14 years of being an infamous YouTuber with a cult following, Chris's notability rose as his reputation plummeted. His name trended on Twitter as local news picked up on his largest controversy yet, accompanied by many major shifts in Chris's life.

===Jail Saga (''1 August 2021 - 27 March 2023'')===
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On 1 August, Chris was arrested outside the Regency Inn he was staying at, and the next day was officially charged for incest. By the end of the month, it was discovered that Barb had returned home, and that the Chandlers' car had been returned to her, with new numberplates replacing the SONICHU ones. During that period, Chris was being held in Central Virginia Regional Jail without bond.

This saga is notable for the [[jail letters]], a series of letters Chris has written to fans and wannabe trolls alike, answering their questions and providing a stream of information about his current delusions and stay in jail. A vast majority of these letters would be Chris's ramblings of being a messianic figure, as well as being a reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Chris's desperation to get out of jail would show all throughout the saga.

After three continuances, On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred and committed into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution in Staunton, Virginia (formerly known as the Western State Lunatic Asylum) for a competency evaluation before his next hearing.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> During his stay, Chris was allegedly [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down]] by the orderlies on his last day in the facility.

Chris was eventually transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 May 2022. The period between these two transfers would prove to be one of the more silent moments in Christory, due to such facilities having strict measures regarding the interactions between its patients and the outside world.

Chris's last hearing had occured on 22 July 2022, where Chris's case was elevated to the circuit court, and sent to a grand jury for a potential felony charge. On 5 August 2022, David Heilberg had issued a motion for an autism disorder deference for Chris's case, where he is placed under probation terms and supervised. A transportation order for Chris has also been made on 10 August 2022. A review of Chris's case following the deference has been scheduled for 8 August 2023.

On 27 March 2023, Chris was released from custody.<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref><ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref>

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===Third Exile (''27 March 2023 - 16 October 2023'')===
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In the aftermath of the incest and jail sagas, Chris had taken on a status quite similar to [https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/EDP445 EDP445] post-cupcake incident, with a new wave of [[YouTube]] coverage, [[passive observers|observers]], and [[weens]]. After being released from prison, Chris was spotted multiple times doing his daily activities for the first time since being arrested, and sightings of him were recorded and reacted to akin to mythical creatures.

In Chris's third sighting at [[Chesterfield Towne Center]], Chris noticed he was being photographed, looking quite displeased. Chris then disappeared for most of May.

In late May and early June, Chris reappeared in the Christorian eye, this time actively trying to disguise himself. Chris's ways included hiding the [[Sonichu Medallion]] under his shirt, [[Chris and fashion|wearing very brightly colored clothes]], dyeing his [[hair]] bright teal (which ended up looking more [[Barbara Chandler|grey]]), and wearing [[Pedo-Glasses|big bulky glasses]]. Chris also started wearing hats, though this be could Chris trying to hide his hair after accidentally destroying it while dyeing, as his hair looks significantly thinner in the late May and early June sightings.

On 8 [[August 2023]], the review for Chris's [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge resulted in "[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png|Resolved Order Pending]]". On the 10th, Chris became online again for the first time in over two years, marking the end of his exile from the internet, although he did not choose to post publically for another two months.

Just a few days after the [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (August)|9th Chris Chan Sighting]], Chris began popping up in random places on the [[internet]], initially on 10 August 2023 when Chris's [[Pokémon GO#Post-jail|Pokémon GO]] account was active and reportedly played with other people. Two days later, Chris [[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|spoke his first recorded words since his release as a status update on his PlayStation Network account, being "I'm Christ Chan Prime"]].

''Four'' days after that, Chris [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|became active on Twitter/X as he likes his first posts]], mostly consisting of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' fanart, Tweets from the official G-Fuel account, and [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]] made "welcome back" fanart. Most tweets Chris liked were met with increased engagement, with the phrase "Chris Chan Was Here" being commented on the majority of liked tweets. Chris has been liking tweets everyday since the 16th, with a small break in between the 26th and 31st.

On 23 August 2023, Chris makes his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] in a massive dump of previously unseen art made during his Third Exile, along with new versions of art drawn during his stay at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards. Chris also uploads new content from the unfinished ''Sonichu 15'' comic, now renamed to ''[[Sonichu 0 HD]]''.

On the 25th, Chris's charge of [[Affair with Mother|incest]] was [[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png|dismissed]], making Chris [[Honest Content#True and Honest|truly, but not honestly]], a free man.

On the 31st, Chris played the Street Fighter 6 demo, which is a [[PS5]] game. [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris Gets the Boot|Unless the group home Chris was potentially staying at had a PS5]], a 500 dollar console, Chris most likely bought it with his [[Monthly tugboat|hard earned cash]]. Chris also bought a Core membership for DeviantART.

On 1 September 2023, Chris [[HEXBox#He likes it for real now|appeared online on Xbox]].

On 4 September, Chris's car was spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]]. On the same day, Chris began getting spotted with a [[Flutter|mysterious blonde woman]], who many noted as looking very young. On the 20th, Chris was spotted allegedly hugging and ''kissing'' the woman.

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==Second Coming (''16 October 2023 - Present'')==

After months of public sightings and reports of incognito online activity, Chris, now officially Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime, officially returned to the online world, proclaiming themselves the messiah. Chris receives a surprisingly warmer welcome back than expected, as everyone is presumably traumatised enough by the previous few years both in and outside of Christory not to care anymore.

If there is anything to show by Chris's return, Chris is most likely even more deranged as ever, just with better video editing techniques.

===Revelations Saga (''16 October 2023 - Present'')===

On 16 October 2023, Chris made his first series of social media posts for over two years on YouTube and Twitter, dubbing himself "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime" and that he had been resurrected and returned. Praetor's [[OfficialCWCmart]] store once again became operational.

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==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

{{References}}
{{Newbie}}
{{Timeline}}
{{CWC-isms}}

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Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-09-21T01:25:35Z

CWCPhotographer: /* Walmart (September) */

{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way, shape, or form, or to anyone at his current place of residence. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}
[[File:Chris sightings in May 2023.png|thumb|A map of all Chris sightings in May 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]]
[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}.

Most of the sightings were initially posted on the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]]. All sightings involved Chris either shopping or playing [[card games|trading card games]] in public.

This period of time has gone through a number of name changes, with it being referred to as '''The Chase''' (in reference to the ''Doctor Who'' serial) from May 1-6. However, people felt that calling it "The Chase" would encourage [[weens]] to actually 'chase' Chris, so from May 7-August 17 it was called the '''Post-Jail Saga'''. Eventually, CWCki users agreed to rename it to the '''Third Exile'''.

==Walmart (May)==

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
</gallery></center>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

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Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
</gallery></center>

===Video===

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

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| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
| saga = [[Incest Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| saga =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is located at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation, we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
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On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This is the first sighting where Chris is aware that he is being photographed. Chris appears to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself has also somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this is due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==Earthbound Trading Company==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]

On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Center sighting thread that they had rung Chris up at the store where they work:

{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}

At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence.

On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May they rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that they also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It remains to be seen if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref> One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Company, a clothing and new-age chain which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.

According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. Sagehazes described his purchases as "usually jewelry and crystals" and described Chris as looking relatively normal (by his standards) but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}

Sagehazes also claimed that Chris was talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

One notable change from early May is that Chris's [[hair]] has been dyed a bright teal color. Also conspicuous is the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.

The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.

[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png|thumb|center|200px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

==Modern Table Top Gaming==
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Affair with Mother|You are what you eat]].]]
On 30 May 2023, a now-deleted Reddit user Literally-poop spotted Chris playing {{w|Magic: The Gathering}} in an unspecified location and posted a photo of him to r/ChrisChanSonichu the same day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref> The Sonichu Medallion is once again presumably hidden under Chris's shirt.

User SaleneDreams identified the store as Modern Table Top Gaming in [[wikipedia:Chester, Virginia|Chester]], a community in eastern Chesterfield County.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg/</ref> Photos of Modern Table Top Gaming on Google Maps confirm that the chairs and table in the store match those in the photo and that the framed picture behind Chris had been blacked out because it prominently displayed the store's name. The store is 15 miles (24 km) east of Gateway Homes.

==Williamsburg Premium Outlets==

[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris with two [[Gal pal|women]].]]
On 7 [[June 2023]], Chris was spotted buying [[Restaurants|Ben and Jerry's]] at {{w|Williamsburg Premium Outlets}} in {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia}} with two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair. On the same day, user CardboardJoJo claimed on r/ChrisChanSonichu that Chris had complimented their dog, initially without any photos and refusing to state where this had happened.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143jnzv/chris_just_told_me_my_dog_was_very_cute/</ref>

CardboardJoJo wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Won’t say where, but similar to where they’ve been sighted in May. Was walking my dog and a person in leggings and a jeans skirt said “That is just the cutest dog!” and I immediately recognized their voice. I was shook and just told them “thank you!” but I feel so blessed.}}

A few hours later, CardboardJoJo posted a photo of Chris and the women and disclosed the location.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|This was in Williamsburg at the Premium Outlets for those interested in documenting that level of specifics. Didn’t want to post this info at the time in case someone would attempt to go there and make contact. They were on the way to get Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.}}

This is the first post-jail sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County. The Ben and Jerry's location is about 66 miles (102 km) east of Gateway Homes by road, a drive of more than an hour without traffic.

==Walmart (July)==
On 3 [[July 2023]], a member of the [[Official CWCki Server]] posted that a friend had seen Chris at Walmart in Chesterfield County and had taken a photo of Chris looking at a display of G-Fuel drinks. Chris is seen with newly dyed dark blue hair and the photographer noted he (Chris) had his [[medallion]] on.

Later that day, the photographer posted to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], adding that the Walmart was at Hancock Village St<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14pxmud/comment/jql80m7/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref> and also posted a similar photo.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14q3k6v/alternative_photo/ ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref>

In the high-resolution photo, it can be seen that Chris has a drawing of the [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] cross clipped to his backpack, seemingly a memento from his jail days as it is done entirely in black and blue pen.

<center><gallery>
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details1.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, posted to the Official CWCki Server
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details2.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, part 2
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting.jpg|First sighting photo
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|Second sighting photo, posted to Reddit (cropped due to file size limits on CWCki)
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==Dragon Fire Games==
On 20 July 2023, a [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] user posted a thread on /b/, uploading a photo of Chris taken from behind. The user commented:
{{quoteboxyellow|I play Magic The Gathering in central VA. Chris Chan showed up for the first time here. Should I get her number?}}
When asked "How bad does he stink?" the user answered:
{{quoteboxyellow|Nothing noticeable. For reference, this was at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg, Virginia."<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/902962124/#q902962124</ref>}}

A photo taken from another angle, showing Chris's face, was briefly posted in a thread on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]]. The photo was apparently sourced from an unknown Discord server, but the Reddit thread was quickly deleted by the poster,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/155ay7v/ripped_from_discord/</ref> although the photo itself was saved.

This is the second known sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County, and the farthest from the Chesterfield Gateway Homes campus that he has traveled since his apparent transfer - Lynchburg is approximately 108 miles west of the facility by road, a drive of nearly two hours without traffic.

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File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 1.jpg ‎
File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 2.jpg ‎
</gallery></center>

==Walmart (August)==
On 4 August 2023, Twitter user TheOtakuKing posted a video of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart in Lynchburg, writing:
{{quoteboxgray|Found chris chan (60% sure?) . Cool dude. Talked to him about sonic and shit. Don't seem that bad."<ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1687541346955935744</ref>}}

TheOtakuKing elaborated on their conversation in a response to another post:
{{quoteboxgray|I didn't know if it was him or not. But I did seen sonic stuff on him.

Didn't ask him that. I Pretend I didn't even know him. Didn't want to walk up and be like hey. Chris where you live at! Lol}}

There are multiple Walmart locations in the city, and the exact one where the video was taken has yet to be determined. When asked about where the video was filmed, he responded:
{{quoteboxgray|No offense. But I just got to know the dude. Don't wanna give his position like that!}}

{{quoteboxgray|Chris is just some Confused kid. Thought about being like woody and hanging out with him. He just need a friend. He don't seems that bad.}}

In response to someone asking if he had the Classic Chris voice:

{{quoteboxgray|Kinda. He was looking at speakers. Started talking to him about random stuff}}

In response to someone asking if he talked about alternate dimensions:

{{quoteboxgray|Nothing like that. We was chilling and talking about sonic cd etc. Wanted to ask him about anime but I had to go.}}

He was seemingly unaware that Chris is [[Chris and the law|a criminal]], when one of the replies mentioned his criminal record he responded:

{{quoteboxgray|Damn. He a Criminal. Well I got to do some research again. Been while}}

This was the first full communication with Chris since his release.

===Video===

{{Infobox/video
| name = The Otaku King's CWC sighting
| video = {{#ev:youtube|F6SRKgsbKN4}}
| stardate = 4 [[August 2023]]
| saga = Post-Jail
| saga =
}}

====Follow-up videos====
[[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|250px|right|Otaku King in summary.]]
On 20 August 2023, Otaku King released a video discussing his encounter with Chris and his desire to be a [[White-Knighting|friend and mentor to him]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_lhbB8gDDk&t=273s</ref> In a reply to a comment on the video, he indicated that he was open to interviewing Chris, though the comment was later deleted.

On the 26th, Otaku King made another video about Chris, after watching some documentaries about him. In this video, Otaku King double-downs into his [[White-Knighting|White-Knight]] role, proclaiming that he will cause the "season finale for Chris Chan".<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJuCtsxutFw</ref>

Otaku King made a third video reacting to [[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png|Chris's case dismissal]], where he continues to double down on his White-Knighting, and even goes as far as to deny the existence of [[Affair with Mother|Chris's sexual relationship with his mother]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_cbAb6MwDA&t</ref>

On 4 [[September 2023]], Chris followed Otaku King on [[Twitter]] and liked a meme Otaku made about Chris and himself, along with the original sighting video.<ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/followers</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1696259349440524707</ref>

On the 16th, Otaku made a video answering "dumb [[troll]] questions" in which he doesn't answer two questions about where Chris is and if Otaku is messaging him and addresses a supposed comparison between Chris and {{w|O. J. Simpson}} along with a rumor on [[Reddit]] that Otaku bought Chris a car, which is most definitely false.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miuBnKW0peM</ref>

==Other sightings==
Below are sightings that took place after Chris's court case was [[:File:Court_Record_-_Greene_Circuit_Court_-_Incest_-_(Chris,_CR22000141-00)_-_8_August_2023.png|ressolved]] and Chris [[Saga#Second_Coming_(8_August_2023_-_Present)|returned to the internet]].

===Walmart (August) Part II===
On 24 August 2023, Chris was spotted at Walmart for the fourth time by DoctorWinchester87, who was initially reluctant to post the photo they took of Chris,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160fctz/ran_into_chris_today_and_it_was_a_surreal/</ref> though later posted it a few hours later.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160jrwp/follow_up_to_my_ran_into_chris_post_heres_the_pic/</ref>
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File:E0qdelsi25kb1.jpg|Chris lookin' for [[Chris and nutrition|grub]].
</gallery></center>

{{quoteboxgreen|Just wanted to clarify for those who didn't see the original post I made - this occurred in Walmart in Lynchburg, VA this afternoon. I was just walking along and saw him coming down the aisle. I got this picture (which is slightly zoomed in from the original) and a preliminary picture which was really far away and blurry.

I did not interact with Chris/Christine other than just walking past and making brief eye contact. I did hear him talking to himself briefly.}}

===On the road===
On 25 August 2023, [[Kiwi Farms]] user Right Butt Cheek posted a photo of [[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] in reply to a post by user Stupidface about the information currently tied to the "SONCIHU" plate (Chris somehow [[Chris and English|misspelled]] "SONICHU" on his own damn license plate). The user also claimed that their friend sent it to them.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

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File:IMG 8573.jpg|Son-Chu in the flesh.
</gallery></center>

The plate information this was in reply to was the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|VIN: KL1TD56646B569111
2006 Chevrolet Aveo
Last sold on May 19 2023 for $3,500.}}
{{Clear}}

===14 Branchland Court===
[[File:Home.png|thumb|200px]]
On 4 [[September 2023]], Reddit user nemo1316 posted a photo of the same car from the Son-Chu sighting parked at [[14 Branchland Court]], indicating that Chris either visited or moved back to Sonichu Headquarters.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref> [[Barb]] was [[Fan_visits#FaithlessnessSad5791_(AKA_Barb_sighting)|sighted]] at the house on the 25th of August, though it is unknown if she was there at the time of Chris's arrival. The house was [[Fan_visits#Aggravating_Art_%282023%29|reportedly empty]] on the 8th.

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File:Bxn1aghz1amb1.png|Well, ''nuts''.
</gallery></center>

===Food Lion===
On the same day as the 14 Branchland sighting, Twitter user bndjnky sighted Chris at the {{w|Food Lion}} [[Ruckersville]] location talking with a woman at a {{w|Coinstar}} machine.<ref>https://twitter.com/bndjnky/status/1698801255978545375</ref>

====Video====
{{Infobox/video
| name = local chris chan sighting in ruckersville virginia! with a woman?
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Luc8yT1g--U}}
| stardate = 4 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

This was the first time Chris was recorded speaking since his release.

===Sheetz/On the road Part II===
On 9 September 2023, Discord user DooDoo fard2874 posted on the [[Official CWCki Server]] that he had found Chris on the road and followed him to a [[Sheetz]] convenience store. He apparently ran after Chris, though Chris (thankfully) pulled out of the parking lot and drove off before he could reach him, driving away from [[Charlottesville, VA]] with the same woman from the Food Lion sighting. He provided four photos and a video with no audio, along with the following account:<ref>[[:File:Image (17).png|1]] [[:File:Image_(22).png|2]] [[:File:Image (18).png|3]] [[:File:Image (19).png|4]] [[:File:Image_(20).png|5]] [[:File:Image (21).png|6]] ''(note: DooDoo fard2874 deleted some of his messages before they could be screenshotted)''</ref>

{{quotebox|I saw him, we followed him. at an intersection I ran up to him and yelled their name. We followed him to a Sheetz and he pulled into the parking lot. I ran after him and he pulled out of the lot and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|I yelled]] "CHRIS CHAN WE LOVE YOU" then he went out on the highway and we lost him.}}

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File:IMG 4706.png
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DooDoo fard2874 also reportedly took a photo ''of'' Chris, though it appears to have been lost.

====Video====
{{Infobox/video
| name = DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WF0BpjwFsao}}
| stardate = 9 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

DooDoo fard2874 is most definitely a [[ween]], and not a keen one either. DooDoo fard2874 was [[banned]] from the server shortly after he posted about his <s>sighting</s> chase, and fellow CWCki server members found that his [[Facebook]] account was linked to his Discord account. DooDoo fard2874 promptly deleted his Discord account and privated his Facebook.

===Walmart (September)===
On the 16th, Chris was spotted with the Food Lion lady at a Walmart in Bedford, VA. A poster on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] posted that a friend had photographed Chris and taken a video.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16kdgij/my_friend_met_chris_chan_at_a_walmart_holy_shit/ ([https://archive.ph/nWCWk archive])</ref>

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File:CWC-Walmart-2023-09-16 (cropped).jpg|{{w|Austin Powers (character)|''Groovy, baby!''}}
</gallery></center>

Chris's cart contains two yoga mats and LED strips. It also has food such as tomatoes, peanuts, peanut butter, and whipped topping. He is wearing a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' shirt and seems to have the [[medallion]] on underneath his shirt.

{{clear}}

====Video====
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris leaving Walmart
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FTVkoT8KWhY}}
| stardate = 16 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

===Bedford parking lot===
On the 19th, Chris was sighted with Son-Chu in a currently undisclosed parking lot near Bedford by Reddit user battychaosgoblin and boyfriend.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/k1chtse/?context=3</ref> Chris briefly remarked on an [[South Park|Eric Cartman]] plush they had with them.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/ ([https://archive.ph/XFB7T archive])</ref> battychaosgoblin described Chris as being "very quick and fleeting" and "skiddish",<ref>reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cfj5u/?context=8&depth=9</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cdvsv/?context=8&depth=9</ref> and described the interaction as the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|He even spoke to us, a half witted Eric Cartman joke regarding our little Cartman plush we fought to get out of a claw machine.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Couldn’t even snap a picture before he scampered off into the wilderness so we scoped out his car for photo evidence 💀}}

<center><gallery>
File:Soncihu 19-Sept-23 (reduced size).jpg|Front view of Son-Chu.
</gallery></center>

The joke was apparently a poor impersonation of the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKJprZqU_oU Respect My Authority!] scene from [[South Park]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5nf0/?context=8&depth=9</ref>

When asked if Chris was with "his new gf" (referring to the woman from the Food Lion and Sheetz sightings, which some have speculated to be a [[sweetheart]]), battychaosgoblin provided the following response:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5kw7/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|No, however I think he went into this undisclosed video game store with her and another individual as stated by someone we know who works there}}

===CVS===
On the 20th, CVS employee and Reddit user justcuriousox uploaded two photos of Chris hugging and what appears to be ''kissing'' the Food Lion lady, commenting:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/?share_id=LMgQ5M93BdPODqxowwvYM</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Totally not a nurse/ case worker}}

In another thread from the 17th, it was mentioned that the photos were taken at CVS in Lynchburg.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16l24r8/chris_chan_at_walmart/ ([https://archive.ph/iTJio archive])</ref>

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File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 1.jpg|Oh...
File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 2.jpg|'''''man...'''''
</gallery></center>

At least we have some potential confirmation he isn't fucking [[Barb]].

==Fan art==
{{collapsible
|Fan art
|
<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''{{w|Without Me (Eminem song)|Guess who's back...}}''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living
Image:54wbwuxy383b1.png|The duality of '''WO'''man
Image:D9hrx3bqyn4b1.jpg|The hat origin story
</gallery></center>
}}

==See also==
===Post-jail online activity===
{{main|Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)}}
*[[Helena_Fiorenza#Post-jail]]
*[[HEXBox#He likes it for real now]]
*[[PlayStation_consoles#PS5]]
*[[DeviantART#Post-jail]]
*[[Twitter#Post-jail_activity]]
*[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity]]
*[[Pokémon GO#Post-jail]]
*[[Nintendo#Nintendo Switch]]

===Files on Chris's incest charge===
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (J&DR Court)]]
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (Circuit Court)]]
===Post-release 14 Branchland Court fan visits===
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]
*[[Fan visits#Anonymous Facebook Member]]
*[[Fan visits#FaithlessnessSad5791 (AKA Barb sighting)]]
*[[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)]]
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{References}}
{{ThirdExile}}
{{IncognitoSaga}}
{{The Internet}}

Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-09-21T01:21:59Z

CWCPhotographer: /* Walmart (September) */

{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way, shape, or form, or to anyone at his current place of residence. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}
[[File:Chris sightings in May 2023.png|thumb|A map of all Chris sightings in May 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]]
[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}.

Most of the sightings were initially posted on the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]]. All sightings involved Chris either shopping or playing [[card games|trading card games]] in public.

This period of time has gone through a number of name changes, with it being referred to as '''The Chase''' (in reference to the ''Doctor Who'' serial) from May 1-6. However, people felt that calling it "The Chase" would encourage [[weens]] to actually 'chase' Chris, so from May 7-August 17 it was called the '''Post-Jail Saga'''. Eventually, CWCki users agreed to rename it to the '''Third Exile'''.

==Walmart (May)==

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
</gallery></center>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
</gallery></center>

===Video===

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
| saga = [[Incest Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| saga =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is located at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation, we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This is the first sighting where Chris is aware that he is being photographed. Chris appears to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself has also somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this is due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==Earthbound Trading Company==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]

On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Center sighting thread that they had rung Chris up at the store where they work:

{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}

At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence.

On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May they rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that they also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It remains to be seen if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref> One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Company, a clothing and new-age chain which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.

According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. Sagehazes described his purchases as "usually jewelry and crystals" and described Chris as looking relatively normal (by his standards) but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}

Sagehazes also claimed that Chris was talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

One notable change from early May is that Chris's [[hair]] has been dyed a bright teal color. Also conspicuous is the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.

The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.

[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png|thumb|center|200px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

==Modern Table Top Gaming==
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Affair with Mother|You are what you eat]].]]
On 30 May 2023, a now-deleted Reddit user Literally-poop spotted Chris playing {{w|Magic: The Gathering}} in an unspecified location and posted a photo of him to r/ChrisChanSonichu the same day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref> The Sonichu Medallion is once again presumably hidden under Chris's shirt.

User SaleneDreams identified the store as Modern Table Top Gaming in [[wikipedia:Chester, Virginia|Chester]], a community in eastern Chesterfield County.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg/</ref> Photos of Modern Table Top Gaming on Google Maps confirm that the chairs and table in the store match those in the photo and that the framed picture behind Chris had been blacked out because it prominently displayed the store's name. The store is 15 miles (24 km) east of Gateway Homes.

==Williamsburg Premium Outlets==

[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris with two [[Gal pal|women]].]]
On 7 [[June 2023]], Chris was spotted buying [[Restaurants|Ben and Jerry's]] at {{w|Williamsburg Premium Outlets}} in {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia}} with two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair. On the same day, user CardboardJoJo claimed on r/ChrisChanSonichu that Chris had complimented their dog, initially without any photos and refusing to state where this had happened.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143jnzv/chris_just_told_me_my_dog_was_very_cute/</ref>

CardboardJoJo wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Won’t say where, but similar to where they’ve been sighted in May. Was walking my dog and a person in leggings and a jeans skirt said “That is just the cutest dog!” and I immediately recognized their voice. I was shook and just told them “thank you!” but I feel so blessed.}}

A few hours later, CardboardJoJo posted a photo of Chris and the women and disclosed the location.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|This was in Williamsburg at the Premium Outlets for those interested in documenting that level of specifics. Didn’t want to post this info at the time in case someone would attempt to go there and make contact. They were on the way to get Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.}}

This is the first post-jail sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County. The Ben and Jerry's location is about 66 miles (102 km) east of Gateway Homes by road, a drive of more than an hour without traffic.

==Walmart (July)==
On 3 [[July 2023]], a member of the [[Official CWCki Server]] posted that a friend had seen Chris at Walmart in Chesterfield County and had taken a photo of Chris looking at a display of G-Fuel drinks. Chris is seen with newly dyed dark blue hair and the photographer noted he (Chris) had his [[medallion]] on.

Later that day, the photographer posted to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], adding that the Walmart was at Hancock Village St<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14pxmud/comment/jql80m7/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref> and also posted a similar photo.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14q3k6v/alternative_photo/ ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref>

In the high-resolution photo, it can be seen that Chris has a drawing of the [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] cross clipped to his backpack, seemingly a memento from his jail days as it is done entirely in black and blue pen.

<center><gallery>
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details1.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, posted to the Official CWCki Server
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details2.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, part 2
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting.jpg|First sighting photo
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|Second sighting photo, posted to Reddit (cropped due to file size limits on CWCki)
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==Dragon Fire Games==
On 20 July 2023, a [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] user posted a thread on /b/, uploading a photo of Chris taken from behind. The user commented:
{{quoteboxyellow|I play Magic The Gathering in central VA. Chris Chan showed up for the first time here. Should I get her number?}}
When asked "How bad does he stink?" the user answered:
{{quoteboxyellow|Nothing noticeable. For reference, this was at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg, Virginia."<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/902962124/#q902962124</ref>}}

A photo taken from another angle, showing Chris's face, was briefly posted in a thread on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]]. The photo was apparently sourced from an unknown Discord server, but the Reddit thread was quickly deleted by the poster,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/155ay7v/ripped_from_discord/</ref> although the photo itself was saved.

This is the second known sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County, and the farthest from the Chesterfield Gateway Homes campus that he has traveled since his apparent transfer - Lynchburg is approximately 108 miles west of the facility by road, a drive of nearly two hours without traffic.

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File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 1.jpg ‎
File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 2.jpg ‎
</gallery></center>

==Walmart (August)==
On 4 August 2023, Twitter user TheOtakuKing posted a video of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart in Lynchburg, writing:
{{quoteboxgray|Found chris chan (60% sure?) . Cool dude. Talked to him about sonic and shit. Don't seem that bad."<ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1687541346955935744</ref>}}

TheOtakuKing elaborated on their conversation in a response to another post:
{{quoteboxgray|I didn't know if it was him or not. But I did seen sonic stuff on him.

Didn't ask him that. I Pretend I didn't even know him. Didn't want to walk up and be like hey. Chris where you live at! Lol}}

There are multiple Walmart locations in the city, and the exact one where the video was taken has yet to be determined. When asked about where the video was filmed, he responded:
{{quoteboxgray|No offense. But I just got to know the dude. Don't wanna give his position like that!}}

{{quoteboxgray|Chris is just some Confused kid. Thought about being like woody and hanging out with him. He just need a friend. He don't seems that bad.}}

In response to someone asking if he had the Classic Chris voice:

{{quoteboxgray|Kinda. He was looking at speakers. Started talking to him about random stuff}}

In response to someone asking if he talked about alternate dimensions:

{{quoteboxgray|Nothing like that. We was chilling and talking about sonic cd etc. Wanted to ask him about anime but I had to go.}}

He was seemingly unaware that Chris is [[Chris and the law|a criminal]], when one of the replies mentioned his criminal record he responded:

{{quoteboxgray|Damn. He a Criminal. Well I got to do some research again. Been while}}

This was the first full communication with Chris since his release.

===Video===

{{Infobox/video
| name = The Otaku King's CWC sighting
| video = {{#ev:youtube|F6SRKgsbKN4}}
| stardate = 4 [[August 2023]]
| saga = Post-Jail
| saga =
}}

====Follow-up videos====
[[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|250px|right|Otaku King in summary.]]
On 20 August 2023, Otaku King released a video discussing his encounter with Chris and his desire to be a [[White-Knighting|friend and mentor to him]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_lhbB8gDDk&t=273s</ref> In a reply to a comment on the video, he indicated that he was open to interviewing Chris, though the comment was later deleted.

On the 26th, Otaku King made another video about Chris, after watching some documentaries about him. In this video, Otaku King double-downs into his [[White-Knighting|White-Knight]] role, proclaiming that he will cause the "season finale for Chris Chan".<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJuCtsxutFw</ref>

Otaku King made a third video reacting to [[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png|Chris's case dismissal]], where he continues to double down on his White-Knighting, and even goes as far as to deny the existence of [[Affair with Mother|Chris's sexual relationship with his mother]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_cbAb6MwDA&t</ref>

On 4 [[September 2023]], Chris followed Otaku King on [[Twitter]] and liked a meme Otaku made about Chris and himself, along with the original sighting video.<ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/followers</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1696259349440524707</ref>

On the 16th, Otaku made a video answering "dumb [[troll]] questions" in which he doesn't answer two questions about where Chris is and if Otaku is messaging him and addresses a supposed comparison between Chris and {{w|O. J. Simpson}} along with a rumor on [[Reddit]] that Otaku bought Chris a car, which is most definitely false.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miuBnKW0peM</ref>

==Other sightings==
Below are sightings that took place after Chris's court case was [[:File:Court_Record_-_Greene_Circuit_Court_-_Incest_-_(Chris,_CR22000141-00)_-_8_August_2023.png|ressolved]] and Chris [[Saga#Second_Coming_(8_August_2023_-_Present)|returned to the internet]].

===Walmart (August) Part II===
On 24 August 2023, Chris was spotted at Walmart for the fourth time by DoctorWinchester87, who was initially reluctant to post the photo they took of Chris,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160fctz/ran_into_chris_today_and_it_was_a_surreal/</ref> though later posted it a few hours later.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160jrwp/follow_up_to_my_ran_into_chris_post_heres_the_pic/</ref>
<center><gallery>
File:E0qdelsi25kb1.jpg|Chris lookin' for [[Chris and nutrition|grub]].
</gallery></center>

{{quoteboxgreen|Just wanted to clarify for those who didn't see the original post I made - this occurred in Walmart in Lynchburg, VA this afternoon. I was just walking along and saw him coming down the aisle. I got this picture (which is slightly zoomed in from the original) and a preliminary picture which was really far away and blurry.

I did not interact with Chris/Christine other than just walking past and making brief eye contact. I did hear him talking to himself briefly.}}

===On the road===
On 25 August 2023, [[Kiwi Farms]] user Right Butt Cheek posted a photo of [[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] in reply to a post by user Stupidface about the information currently tied to the "SONCIHU" plate (Chris somehow [[Chris and English|misspelled]] "SONICHU" on his own damn license plate). The user also claimed that their friend sent it to them.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

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File:IMG 8573.jpg|Son-Chu in the flesh.
</gallery></center>

The plate information this was in reply to was the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|VIN: KL1TD56646B569111
2006 Chevrolet Aveo
Last sold on May 19 2023 for $3,500.}}
{{Clear}}

===14 Branchland Court===
[[File:Home.png|thumb|200px]]
On 4 [[September 2023]], Reddit user nemo1316 posted a photo of the same car from the Son-Chu sighting parked at [[14 Branchland Court]], indicating that Chris either visited or moved back to Sonichu Headquarters.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref> [[Barb]] was [[Fan_visits#FaithlessnessSad5791_(AKA_Barb_sighting)|sighted]] at the house on the 25th of August, though it is unknown if she was there at the time of Chris's arrival. The house was [[Fan_visits#Aggravating_Art_%282023%29|reportedly empty]] on the 8th.

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File:Bxn1aghz1amb1.png|Well, ''nuts''.
</gallery></center>

===Food Lion===
On the same day as the 14 Branchland sighting, Twitter user bndjnky sighted Chris at the {{w|Food Lion}} [[Ruckersville]] location talking with a woman at a {{w|Coinstar}} machine.<ref>https://twitter.com/bndjnky/status/1698801255978545375</ref>

====Video====
{{Infobox/video
| name = local chris chan sighting in ruckersville virginia! with a woman?
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Luc8yT1g--U}}
| stardate = 4 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

This was the first time Chris was recorded speaking since his release.

===Sheetz/On the road Part II===
On 9 September 2023, Discord user DooDoo fard2874 posted on the [[Official CWCki Server]] that he had found Chris on the road and followed him to a [[Sheetz]] convenience store. He apparently ran after Chris, though Chris (thankfully) pulled out of the parking lot and drove off before he could reach him, driving away from [[Charlottesville, VA]] with the same woman from the Food Lion sighting. He provided four photos and a video with no audio, along with the following account:<ref>[[:File:Image (17).png|1]] [[:File:Image_(22).png|2]] [[:File:Image (18).png|3]] [[:File:Image (19).png|4]] [[:File:Image_(20).png|5]] [[:File:Image (21).png|6]] ''(note: DooDoo fard2874 deleted some of his messages before they could be screenshotted)''</ref>

{{quotebox|I saw him, we followed him. at an intersection I ran up to him and yelled their name. We followed him to a Sheetz and he pulled into the parking lot. I ran after him and he pulled out of the lot and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|I yelled]] "CHRIS CHAN WE LOVE YOU" then he went out on the highway and we lost him.}}

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File:IMG 4711.png
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File:IMG 4706.png
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DooDoo fard2874 also reportedly took a photo ''of'' Chris, though it appears to have been lost.

====Video====
{{Infobox/video
| name = DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WF0BpjwFsao}}
| stardate = 9 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

DooDoo fard2874 is most definitely a [[ween]], and not a keen one either. DooDoo fard2874 was [[banned]] from the server shortly after he posted about his <s>sighting</s> chase, and fellow CWCki server members found that his [[Facebook]] account was linked to his Discord account. DooDoo fard2874 promptly deleted his Discord account and privated his Facebook.

===Walmart (September)===
On the 16th, Chris was spotted with the Food Lion lady at a Walmart in Bedford, VA. A poster on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] posted that a friend had photographed Chris and taken a video.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16kdgij/my_friend_met_chris_chan_at_a_walmart_holy_shit/ ([https://archive.ph/nWCWk archive])</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:CWC-Walmart-2023-09-16 (cropped).jpg|{{w|Austin Powers (character)|''Groovy, baby!''}}
</gallery></center>

Chris's cart contains two yoga mats and food such as tomatoes, peanuts, peanut butter, and whipped topping. He is wearing a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' shirt and seems to have the [[medallion]] on underneath his shirt.

{{clear}}

====Video====
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris leaving Walmart
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FTVkoT8KWhY}}
| stardate = 16 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

===Bedford parking lot===
On the 19th, Chris was sighted with Son-Chu in a currently undisclosed parking lot near Bedford by Reddit user battychaosgoblin and boyfriend.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/k1chtse/?context=3</ref> Chris briefly remarked on an [[South Park|Eric Cartman]] plush they had with them.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/ ([https://archive.ph/XFB7T archive])</ref> battychaosgoblin described Chris as being "very quick and fleeting" and "skiddish",<ref>reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cfj5u/?context=8&depth=9</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cdvsv/?context=8&depth=9</ref> and described the interaction as the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|He even spoke to us, a half witted Eric Cartman joke regarding our little Cartman plush we fought to get out of a claw machine.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Couldn’t even snap a picture before he scampered off into the wilderness so we scoped out his car for photo evidence 💀}}

<center><gallery>
File:Soncihu 19-Sept-23 (reduced size).jpg|Front view of Son-Chu.
</gallery></center>

The joke was apparently a poor impersonation of the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKJprZqU_oU Respect My Authority!] scene from [[South Park]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5nf0/?context=8&depth=9</ref>

When asked if Chris was with "his new gf" (referring to the woman from the Food Lion and Sheetz sightings, which some have speculated to be a [[sweetheart]]), battychaosgoblin provided the following response:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5kw7/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|No, however I think he went into this undisclosed video game store with her and another individual as stated by someone we know who works there}}

===CVS===
On the 20th, CVS employee and Reddit user justcuriousox uploaded two photos of Chris hugging and what appears to be ''kissing'' the Food Lion lady, commenting:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/?share_id=LMgQ5M93BdPODqxowwvYM</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Totally not a nurse/ case worker}}

In another thread from the 17th, it was mentioned that the photos were taken at CVS in Lynchburg.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16l24r8/chris_chan_at_walmart/ ([https://archive.ph/iTJio archive])</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 1.jpg|Oh...
File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 2.jpg|'''''man...'''''
</gallery></center>

At least we have some potential confirmation he isn't fucking [[Barb]].

==Fan art==
{{collapsible
|Fan art
|
<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''{{w|Without Me (Eminem song)|Guess who's back...}}''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living
Image:54wbwuxy383b1.png|The duality of '''WO'''man
Image:D9hrx3bqyn4b1.jpg|The hat origin story
</gallery></center>
}}

==See also==
===Post-jail online activity===
{{main|Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)}}
*[[Helena_Fiorenza#Post-jail]]
*[[HEXBox#He likes it for real now]]
*[[PlayStation_consoles#PS5]]
*[[DeviantART#Post-jail]]
*[[Twitter#Post-jail_activity]]
*[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity]]
*[[Pokémon GO#Post-jail]]
*[[Nintendo#Nintendo Switch]]

===Files on Chris's incest charge===
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (J&DR Court)]]
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (Circuit Court)]]
===Post-release 14 Branchland Court fan visits===
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]
*[[Fan visits#Anonymous Facebook Member]]
*[[Fan visits#FaithlessnessSad5791 (AKA Barb sighting)]]
*[[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)]]
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{References}}
{{ThirdExile}}
{{IncognitoSaga}}
{{The Internet}}

Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-05-30T21:19:25Z

CWCPhotographer: MTG sighting on May 30, 2023

{{Ongoing}}
{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way shape or form, or to anyone at his group home. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}

[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023|May]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in [[wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]], Virginia, with some [[Weening|weens]] referring to this period as '''"the chase"''' as they attempt to gangstalk Chris.

==Walmart==
[[Image:MidlothianWalmart.jpg|thumb|Midlothian Walmart branch]]

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a [[Reddit]] user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
</gallery></center>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
</gallery></center>

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is the location at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This is the first sighting where Chris is aware that he is being photographed. Chris appears to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself has also somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this is due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==Earthbound Trading Co.==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]

On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Centre sighting thread that he or she had rung Chris up at the store where he or she works:

{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}

At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence.

On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May sagehazes rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that he or she also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It is unclear if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "like a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref>
One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Co., a clothing and new age store which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.

According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. His typical purchases were described as "usually jewelry and crystals". Chris was described as looking relatively normal but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}

Chris was also described as talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

What is notable in this sighting was that for the first time in eight years, Chris has dyed his [[hair]], this time in a bright teal color. Also notable was the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.

The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.
[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png ‎|thumb|center|200px]]

==MTG Sighting==
On May 30, 2023, reddit user u/Literally-poop posted another sighting of Chris playing MTG on reddit.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref>
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris]]

==The Future==
As of present, Chris' appearances have become increasingly sporadic, including one gap of approximately three weeks. One possibility for his disappearance is that he received his [[tugboat]] on 1 May and managed to exhaust his spending money within just a few days. Another possibility, given his uncomfortable expressions upon realizing he was being photographed, is that he began to notice that weens and A-Logs were stalking him and has decided to keep a lower profile. If speculation about Chris residing in a Group Home turns out to be true, it may also be possible that the establishment is restricting his time in the outside world; either as a form of discipline or for Chris' own protection. Regardless, only time will tell whether Chris will show his face more often once he's allowed to start roaming again and/or his funds are replenished, or whether the weens have managed to scare him into long-term seclusion.

{{clear}}

==Fan art==
{{collapsible
|Fan art
|
<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''Look who's back...''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living
</gallery></center>
}}

==See also==
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]

{{References}}
{{TheChaseSaga}}
{{The Internet}}

File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg

2023-05-30T21:12:17Z

CWCPhotographer: posted by u/Literally-poop

== Summary ==
posted by u/Literally-poop

Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-05-29T22:22:13Z

CWCPhotographer: /* 27 May Sighting */

{{Ongoing}}
{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way shape or form, or to anyone at his group home. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}

[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023|May]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in [[wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]], Virginia, with some [[Weening|weens]] referring to this period as '''"the chase"''' as they attempt to gangstalk Chris.

==Walmart==
[[Image:MidlothianWalmart.jpg|thumb|Midlothian Walmart branch]]

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a [[Reddit]] user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
</gallery></center>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
</gallery></center>

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is the location at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This is the first sighting where Chris is aware that he is being photographed. Chris appears to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself has also somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this is due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==27 May Sighting==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px]]

On 27 May 2023 Chris was spotted by Reddit user sagehazes and was posted two days later. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

What is notable in this sighting was that for the first time in eight years, Chris has dyed his hair, this time in a bright teal color. Also noted was the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens.

sagehazes also included a signature from "J. Christ Chan Sonichu" for a receipt, showing that his Jesus delusions remain strong after being released from jail.
[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png ‎|thumb|center|200px]]

==The Future==
As of present, Chris has not been spotted for over three weeks. One possibility for his disappearance is that he received his [[tugboat]] on 1 May and managed to exhaust his spending money within just a few days. Another possibility, given his uncomfortable expression in his last photo to date, is that he began to notice that weens were stalking him and has decided to keep a lower profile. If speculation about Chris residing in a Group Home turns out to be true, it may also be possible that the establishment is restricting his time in the outside world, either as a form of discipline or for Chris' own protection. Regardless, only time will tell whether Chris will show his face more often once he's allowed to start roaming again, his funds are replenished, or whether the weens have managed to scare him into long-term seclusion.

{{clear}}

==Fan art==
{{collapsible
|Fan art
|
<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''Look who's back...''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
</gallery></center>
}}

==See also==
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]

{{References}}
{{TheChaseSaga}}

Jail Call - 13 January 2022

2023-03-31T02:28:44Z

CWCPhotographer: eventually -> essentially

{{JesusPossession}}

On 13 January 2022, Chris sent a '''third call''' from jail to the Onion Farms member '''Zombo'''. The portion of the call which Zombo uploaded consists of a public address from Chris to his [[fanbase]]. The remainder of the call was not made public.

Some highlights of this call include:

* Chris asks to recruit people into his new religion, preferably those close enough to 14 Branchland Court, including active protestors.
* Chris discusses how he can be reached out via letter.
* Chris wants donations sent to him and to Barb.
* Chris believes that he is innocent of all charges, and will be released very soon.

==The Call==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Message For OnionFarms.com from Jesus Christ Chris Chan Sonichu from VA Prison (01/13/2022)
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|_eeH0xhy2IY}}
| Stardate = 13 January 2022
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Okay...

Hello everybody on the in- innernet, this is Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu, your lord and savior and messiah and god and everything I have spoken in truth to you before recently.

At present my body is still within the jail, but during this time I am looking to further etspand my genuine, decent, connections, so at this point I'm looking for active... genuine, kind, followers from within the state of [[Virginia]], preferably- bly- preferably, from within the [[Charlottesville]] and/or [[Ruckersville]] area, or as close to the [[14 Branchland Court|Sonichu Temple]]'s location as possible.

During this present time you can reach out to me by sending a letter via US postal mail to the [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], and also if you want to send any donations I highly would give th- them to Barbara via check, valid cashier's check to Barbara at the Temple, the address is obvious and known, but you can also send, preferably and this is the quickest method without using the website, you can go to your local post office, and have them send a postal money order to this address at Central Virginia Regional Jail, and make sure the money order is made out to me by the name of Christine Weston Chandler.

Again, I am just very, very blessed and thankful for each and every one of you genuine and kind people amongst my foll-, amongst my followers. Keep faith because we are getting the collective shift done, and we're gettin' the majority of good and neutrals to C-197 Earth, and we're leaving behind the toxics. We are all in this together, we're gonna survive and everything, and I'm gettin' my body out of this jail very shortly from now.

But on that, I'm also asking for active... protestors to just essentially let the local authorities and whatnot here know they want me out of jail and back home safely. I am very much innocent on all charges.

Anyway I do thank you all again kindly and humbly for your kindness and appreciation of me and everything, and also please show kindness to Barbara as well. Thank you all and have a great, safe, blessed day. Go forth with peace and clarity.

A'ight.

{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Jail Calls]]

Affair with Mother

2023-03-07T22:37:07Z

CWCPhotographer: unnecessary politics

:''This page is about the affair itself. For the leaks in which Chris describes incestuous acts, see [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]. For the subsequent legal consequences, see [[Jail Saga]]. For Chris's general stance on incest, see [[Chris and sex#Incest|here]].''

{{Honest}}
{{Misinfo|Chris has a felony charge of incest, not rape. Whether the affair was consensual or not is discussed below but ultimately does not confirm nor deny whether it was consensual, however no matter whether you believe Chris raped Barb or not please ''avoid calling Chris a rapist on this wiki unless he is officially charged, or has been fully confirmed to have raped Barb.}}

{{quote|Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, [[Honest Content|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother]].|Chris on [[Facebook]] in [[2016]]. Chris would act on his instincts five years later.<ref name=dream>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>}}
{{quote|You're supposed to say: "Turn me loose, you silly goose!" '''...You used to do that more flirtingly.'''|Chris while forcefully embracing [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}
[[File:SoulBonding.jpg|thumb|An artist's interpretation of the act. ([[For Julie's Eyes Only|We can only imagine that Chris shouted "BARBAAAY!" at least once when this happened.]])]]
For years, trolls joked that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], in his desperation to find a [[boyfriend-free girl]], would eventually turn to [[Barbara|his mom]] based on his occasional off‐putting comments about her and their constant proximity to one another. Few thought he would ever go through with the act, though — but Chris found a way to surprise and horrify everybody.

Chris and Barb's '''incestuous affair''' most likely began on 27 [[June 2021]],<ref name=call>[[Incest call#Transcript]]</ref><ref name=wct/> but [[June 2021 social media posts|his social media presence in]] earlier in the month, may hint at an earlier start to the affair. As early as 22 June, he began addressing Barbara by the unsettling pet name of "Barbie Chan", which may have indicated when he began to get intimate with her. After this date Chris claimed that he had sex with her once every three nights until being forcibly stopped by being removed from the house.

On 28 July 2021, during a call with [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke]], [[Honest Content|Chris revealed the details of his sexual activities with his mother of his own volition]], also discussing it in text messages later that day. In those, Chris discussed stimulating his elderly mother with his hands, performing cunnilingus on her, and having penetrative sex with her.<ref name=deviant>[[Incest Texts]]</ref> He claimed that Barbara compared him favorably to her previous sexual partners, including Chris's father [[Bob]], who had been unable to provide her with an orgasm or stimulate her {{w|G-spot}}.

Files were leaked to the public the following night,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/</ref> and social workers removed Chris from Barbara on the morning of 30 July.

In early August 2021, Chris was [[Jail Saga|arrested, officially charged with one count of incest, and is currently being held without bail – pending trial]].

Chris has [[Affair with Mother#Chris's Comments on the Affair post-incarceration|commented on the charges against him]] numerous times since his arrest.

==Background and foreshadowing==
{{Needs Updating|[[Lonely feelings]], [[Teen Troon Squad chats]]}}

[[File:July28BeautyArtwork.jpg|thumb|left|400px|Note the talk of "soul bonding" in the right-hand corner.]]

In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adulthood mixed with the emotionally abusive control tactics she implemented against both him and Bob. It was keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris had used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many Christorians have noted that potential hints or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. In a [[PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!|2010 voice chat]] between various [[PVCC]] forum members, [[Kim Wilson]] talked about a discussion where Chris revealed he was spooning his mother on a regular basis. She also revealed that Chris told her that he'd once had a [[Dreams|wet dream]] about Barb as an Egyptian belly dancer. When asked by Emily if he'd repopulate the planet if he and his mother were the only two people left in existence, Chris went silent and then denied any desire to have sex with his mother.

[[File:SuitressRedditPost.jpg|thumb|"Top 10 Hottest Anime Moms Ever", a video Chris watched on 25 July 2021, days before he confessed to incestuous acts on his mother.<ref>Date can be seen in [[:File:SuitressTablet.jpg]]</ref>]]

As early as October 2015, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement for the [[pepper spray]] incident, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion.<ref>[[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing]]</ref> As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as [[Magi-Chan]], referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Furthermore, in August 2016, Chris admitted to having [[Dreams#Mother_dreams|dreams of having sex with his mother]] in a Facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother".<ref name=dream></ref> Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwi Farms that following the [[2014 house fire]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a '[[wikipedia:Norman Bates|Bates]]'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>

According to both [[Bella]] and [[MKRNightVee]], Chris brought up the dreams of sex with his mother again to them in private conversations. In a 19 [[July 2021]] conversation with the [[Chess Club]] Discord server, Bella mentioned that Chris, during his phase of [[role-play]]ing as Sonichu, brought up that he had a dream of having sex with his mother, to which Bella replied that it was weird and questioned what it meant, to which an offended Chris asked if she was calling Chris weird.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> On 30 [[July 2021]], MKR commented about the leak of the incest news, and mentioned that Chris had told her about sexual dreams with his mother, and that MKR dismissed it as one of Chris's many crazy dreams.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1421182090586988549 (archive: https://archive.ph/Scjbk)</ref>

[[July 2021 social media posts#Beauty artwork|Chris released a piece of artwork on his Twitter feed]] on 28 [[July 2021]], showing "soul-bonding" between an elderly Libra woman (which Barb is) and a younger woman that suspiciously looks like [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]], clandestinely hinting at the horrifying affair that was just days from being revealed (the only major inconsistency is that Chris is a Pisces and appears elsewhere in the picture with the correct sign). [[The Suitress]] had also posted a screen cap of a video on Reddit, which Chris claimed that he had watched days prior to his affair being revealed.

Chris had stated [[Lonely feelings|in a conversation]] he had with [[Watchmen]] members that he had feelings of loneliness, and had wanted to get action on with a real, physical woman. Unfortunately for everyone, Chris's desires would lead him to a very dark place.

== The affair ==

On 27 June 2021, Chris began to engage in incest with his mother.<ref name=call/><ref name=wct>[[WCT DMs#New sweetheart]]</ref> Chris claimed he "approached her with care and caution," and that Barb even made the "first move."<ref name=call/>

When pressed for details on the dirty deed, Chris has shown an unsurprising lack of [[Chris and remorse|remorse]] for his actions, stating that his actions were ordained by [[Chris and religion|GodJesus Himself]]. If anything, he was more upset that [[Bella]], [[Null]], [[Dillin]], and other people ratted him out [[Honest Content|after he provided a confession to a felony]].<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref><ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref>

=== The gory details ===

{{Protip|[[Fabricated BDSM texts|Texts purporting BDSM roleplay]] are fakes doctored by Bella. With that said, this list is still not entirely reliable, as details may vary and because Chris is [[List of Chris's lies|typically not interested in honesty in these scenarios]].}}
[[File:SurrealIncest.png|thumb|A surreal depiction of the events]]
In case you have some kind of morbid curiosity of how the affair could have went down, here is a list of "activities" that Chris had allegedly done to/with his mother:

#'''Massages'''<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Signature sex move]]</ref> - Presumably full body ones since it included her thighs (and her face for some reason); this is probably the same type of massage he gave to [[Mia Hamm]]. Chris also claimed in a chat with [[The WCT]] that he had bought massaging oil, and made the claim that it is perfect to use on one's lover. <ref>[[WCT DMs#Massage oil and dream]]</ref>
#'''Kissing''' - Apparently did not involve tongues.
#'''Outer Course''' - Rubbing her pussy with his fingers and hands, this happened at least twice before the next step, probably more.
#'''Intercourse''' - By this, he means fingering her, it apparently hurt her when he did so.
#'''Cunnilingus''' - Eating her out, [[Chris and his ego|claims he's good at it]]. No information about if she returned the favor. <ref name=deviant/>
#'''Penetration''' - Vaginal, apparently with the use of a condom, he proceeded to get himself tested for STI's afterwards anyway.
#'''Cuddling''' - According to a letter from jail, Chris supposedly "cuddled" with Barb in the times of incest.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>

According to [[Null]], Chris had been buying large amounts of sex toys and lingerie from [[Adam & Eve]] for several months prior to committing his acts. What sex toys Chris potentially used, if any, is uncertain.

===Negligee===
{{Main|Negligee}}
[[File:CWCWithFanJun27.png|thumb|100px|left|A photo of Chris wearing the negligee in front of a fan.]]
Chris stated that he purchased a negligee and claimed that Barb approved of the idea.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref> This was eventually confirmed on 3 March 2022, when a Reddit fan posted photos of themselves with Chris in the negligee.

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==Rationalizations==
Chris has rationalized the affair in multiple ways.

*'''Divine approval''' - Chris claimed in the [[Incest Call]] that God told him the incest was okay.

*'''Soul-Bonding and Healing''' - In a jail letter that [[Emanuel]] told him to have sex with Barb in order to "heal" her and "cleanse her of her sins".<ref name=letter/> In a later letter, Chris mentions that "Soul Bonding does not necessarily constitute sex" which implies that it ''can'' be.<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 16_November_2021]]</ref> He described soul-bonding as "the Bonding and Union of Auras (Energy Fields) between at least two individuals."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref> Chris seems to be under the impression that if he didn't engage in this "healing" then Barbara would have died or being more heavily injured by her [[November 2021]] car accident, completely ignoring the fact that if Chris had not engaged in it, chances are Barb wouldn't have been in a car accident at all, since she wouldn't have been forced to drive on her own due to her son's absence.<ref>[[Jail_Letter - 11 January 2022]]</ref>

*'''Defense measure against Sockness''' - Chris claimed that "my having had sex is also a defense mechanism in regards to [[Sockness]] and what he had/may have in mind with me and being near me," referring to Sockness's history of scheming to have sex with Chris, and that Chris planned to use the fact of his affair as a "truth bomb" to deter Sockness.<ref name=soulbonding>[[Bella chats#Soul Bonding]]</ref>

==Awareness of wrongdoing==
Chris was aware of the illegal nature of incest. In August 2016, he read a news article on the topic of a mother and son charged with incest and commented over Facebook on it, defending the two and saying they should not be sent to jail.<ref name=dream></ref>

Five years later, in the midst of his own affair with his mother, Chris still demonstrated awareness that the action was illegal. While he desired to discuss the affair with people, he first concocted a cover story in which he used misleading euphemisms such as "lady friend" to describe his sexual partner and claimed that the supposed lady friend and Barb had met each other<ref name=spill>[[Bella chats#Chris Wants to Spill the Beans]]</ref><ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris describes his lady friend]]</ref> and he insisted on keeping the identity of the lady friend secret,<ref name=soulbonding></ref><ref name=null>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref><ref name=wct></ref> though he dropped hints such as age<ref name=soulbonding></ref> and employment history.<ref name=null></ref>

After a month of using his cover story, Chris decided to push further and tell someone that his mother was the sexual partner. He selected [[Bella]]. Before telling her, Chris first spent time trying to manipulate her into keeping silent on what he would say by use of a guilt trip.

{{quote|And I ask you Not to Overthink or ask for further details in pressing on. That is not a good thing to do.|Chris to Bella, 17 July 2021<ref name=soulbonding></ref>}}

Over a week later, Chris, ready to divulge his secret, first claimed to Bella that he was uncertain of telling her as he was concerned about the government hacking into the conversation, which backfired on Chris as this tipped off Bella into suspecting that he was about to discuss an illegal act.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Bella suspects incest]]</ref>

{{quote|I realize I am remaining and sounding distant on the questioning, and it will become more clear and obvious when I tell you, in-person, who she is.

I actually wish I could tell you over text or voice call, but the government and anyone with the tech can easily hack into those methods|Chris, prior to the [[Incest Call]].<ref name=spill></ref>}}

Within the same conversation, Chris recommended using the encrypted text/video call app Signal (having used it to communicate with [[Null]]), which Bella agreed to download.<ref name=spill></ref>

==Leaks==
{{main|Incest Call|Incest Texts}}
In the leaks, Chris admits that he and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.

{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. Then she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played with down there by hand.|Text message from Chris.<ref name=deviant></ref>}}
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities.<ref name=deviant></ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]

The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to [[Dillin Thomas]].<ref name="admission">[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris confesses to Dillin Thomas]]</ref>

Prior to the allegations being revealed to the public, Chris informed [[Bella]], [[Null]], and [[The WCT]] about the fact that he found a [[boyfriend-free girl]], although he wanted her identity to remain secret. He offered multiple hints about the identity of his new [[sweetheart]], but told Null that he wanted him to figure out who it was. Null was initially skeptical of the incest claims, since the [[Idea Guys]] previously coerced him into recording a (then untrue) statement that he had raped Barb, and believed that this could be another instance of similar manipulation. Null hypothesized that Chris was attempting to protect the identity of his new girlfriend by making up an elaborate lie, but eventually came to realize that Chris had been having frequent sex with Barb upon reviewing Chris's hints.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris's "girlfriend"]]</ref>

After this information eventually came to light, Chris indicated that it was "drama" and that he only intended to share the information to [[Messiah complex|test his followers]], who he trusted not to share the information with the public at large despite incest being illegal. Chris later compared Null to {{w|Judas Iscariot}} for "betraying" him by trusting him with such [[Honest Content]]. [[Chris and remorse|Chris being Chris]], he seems to be more upset over the fact that [[Honest Content|trusting people not to leak evidence of a criminal act]] led to [[Jail Saga|serious, life-changing consequences for him]] than the idea that he may have caused harm to Barb, and as multiple [[jail letters]] show, he does not have guilt over the fact that he did something illegal (not to mention he clearly hasn't learned from ''years'' of experience that [[Honest Content|constantly sharing personal information at the drop of a hat]], be it embarrassing or '''incriminating''' in this case, invariably comes back to bite him in the rear later on).

== Was it consensual? ==

{{Protip| The following information should not be taken as definite proof that Chris raped Barb or not; this is simply a list of evidence that Chris has provided himself, which due to Chris's habit of lying for the pettiest of reasons, can be seen as unreliable by some. Due to the sensitive nature of this topic, please avoid saying for sure if Chris did or did not rape Barb.}}

On the CWCki, there are two main camps that people fall into when discussing this topic:
There are people who believe the affair to be abusive or even flat-out rape, while there are other people who believe the affair was consensual between the two.

The following list contains many common points of argument for both sides but also a counterargument for each and every one.

The evidence for the affair being nonconsensual are as follows:

* Barb has been speculated to be suffering from dementia or some other form of mental decline; there are too many videos of her displaying symptoms to list, but this could be her intentionally faking it for sympathy donations.
* Chris mentioned during [[Incest Texts]] that Barb told him to stop during his attempts to finger her; however, this would have been Chris's first time fingering a woman ([[Mia Hamm]] didn't allow him to do so during their times together) and Chris mentioned this act hurt Barb at first; meaning Barb could have been stopping him from his attempts due to the pain but otherwise consented to be fingered.
* Chris, during the [[Incest Call]], mentions that Barb seemed partially confused at first; However, Chris did say she "came around," so it's possible he was referring to his advances towards her, and she didn't initially understand/ believe what Chris was asking for.
* Chris mentioned in [[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (2)]] that Barb was "Zombie-like" and not even aware of her surroundings even before the affair began; while damning (if true), it's worth mentioning that Chris during the letter is begging Kenneth for assistance in moving Barb out of the house, arguing that Barb simply cannot take care of herself. Chris, being Chris, could simply not know the implications of what he's actually saying, and it's quite possible that Chris is desperately lying since Kenneth disapproved of the idea unless there was no other option for Barb.

The evidence for the affair being consensual are as follows:

* Chris and Barbara's relationship is infamously creepy and way too close for comfort; this is the main source of people believing the affair was consensual and for good reason. Barb would often yell at Chris if he didn't share a bed with her, and Chris has admitted numerous times that he spoons with her (after Bob's death). They were also often seen talking to each other and even holding each other as if they were husband and wife for a long time before the affair began. Barb is infamous for being horribly manipulative for her own personal gain, and she does not see any problem with coddling and emotionally blackmailing Chris in order to go along with what she wants to do (usually money or food-related stuff); with this in mind, while their relationship is definitely unhealthy for a mother and son to have, it does not prove that Barb was interested in an incestuous affair with Chris.
* Chris claimed to Null during his temporary homelessness in [[Null DMs| a direct message]] that the affair was definitely consensual; [[Honest Content|however even somebody like Chris]] would probably hesitate to admit raping their own mother, especially to his main benefactor at the time.
* Chris boasted during the [[Incest Call]] that Barb was "having a good time" and even claimed that he let her make the first move; even if this is true, it does not rule out that Chris hadn't coerced or otherwise manipulated her into having sex with him since he did mention in the same call that she was "partially confused at first." Chris's idea of approaching a love interest with "care and caution" '''does not''' translate to consent or even consideration for somebody else's feelings; his idea of nervous behavior around [[Kacey]], for example, included touching her multiple times without her consent and his interactions with [[Megan]] which he describes as "friendly" also included a lot of unwanted attempts to hug and kiss her.
* In [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]], Chris claimed that after he lost his virginity to Mia Hamm and told his mom about it, Barb stated that she would have had sex with him herself; while this does sound like Barb offering herself to Chris there is a massive possibility that Barb was simply saying he could [[Attraction Sign|pull women without paying them]], while definitely creepy it does not mean she actually wanted sex with him and even if she did, the quote came from a decade beforehand so this would not count as consent.

In the end, we will perhaps never honestly know; Barb is not willing to comment or give any further details (and thankfully, nobody has pressed her on such), and Chris is currently in denial that the affair ever took place. If Chris is formally charged and sentenced with felony incest (or perhaps rape), it could be a case of Chris simply piling on tons of poorly worded evidence against himself [[Honest Content|(as he's done throughout most of his life)]]; if Chris is found innocent or just given the sentence for misdemeanor incest, it could be seen as yet another example of the criminal justice system [[Honor Roll|going easy]] on [[Autism|somebody with special needs]], and Chris gets away with yet another crime [[Law |(something that he has also done throughout most of his life)]] as a result.

Ironically, despite this being one of the most critical moments in Chris's life, [[Geno Samuel|a life that has been documented extensively down to the finest detail]], we continue to and will likely never know the essential details of it.

==Chris's Comments on the Affair post-incarceration==

During his recent incarceration Chris has communicated numerous times with members of the public via letters and telephone calls. Some of those letters (and one recorded phone call which has been publicly shared by an anonymous caller) contain commentary by Chris regarding the charges for which he is currently in jail. The first publicly available letter in which Chris touches on the subject of the alleged incest was written on [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|19 September 2021]]. In it, he appears to strongly imply that he indeed had sex with Barbara. Chris's comments on the affair are tied with his elaboration of his previously expressed delusions of Godhood. He reveals to have realized himself to be the present day reincarnation of Jesus Christ. The supreme Goddess Emanuelle had ordered him to to purify Barbara of her sins and improve her abilities as well. In his description of how this was done, Chris writes that he and his mother "mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked." No sexual acts are explicitly mentioned, but the rest of the letter strongly implies that they were included in Chris's "healing" of Barbara. Chris goes on to write that the healing he performed on his mother was similarly done by him on other individuals during his previous life as Jesus Christ, though the details of said healings were omitted from the the Bible. Chris then goes on to inform the letter's recipient that "We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry [sic]"; WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, and Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades?" While the word "adultery" is typically used to refer to marital infidelity, it appears that in this letter it should be read as "acts that go against traditional sexual morality". By grouping the "healing" of Barbara in the same category as intimate relations between members of the same sex, Chris strongly implies that the "healing" of Barbara likewise included romantic and sexual acts. Chris's defense of the "healing" on the counts that all those who were involved in it were both willing and above the legal age of consent further enhances the impression that it was at least partially sexual in nature.

While he 19 September letter was just a few baby steps away from being an explicit admission of incest, it did not take long for Chris to become more coy as to whether or not incest between him and Barb had occurred. In a [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|1 November 2021 telephone call]] Chris failed to either explicitly deny or acknowledge that he and Barb had sex. The same ambiguousness regarding the truthfulness of the charges against him can be seen in a letter written on [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|16 November 2021]].

At some point Chris changed his tune and began to outright deny that there was any sexual intimacy between him and his mother. As far as public evidence goes, Chris first explicitly denied the charges against him in the [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May 2022 jail letter]]. In the same letter Chris alleges that in [[May 2012]] Barbara made sexual advances towards him after he revealed to her that he had paid a prostitute a month beforehand. He goes on to write that after the death of Bob Barb came to see Chris as a husband-like figure. Further denials that Chris ever had sexual relations with Barb appear in jail letters written on [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|1 June]] and [[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022|4 June 2022]]. Chris does acknowledge that prior to his arrest he told others that he had sex with Barb, but by now he claims that those admissions were false. As he wrote in the 4 June 2022 letter: "I have never had sex with Barbara; that was purely Big Talk to Divinely Test everyone." Already in the letters from 19 September 2021 and 16 November 2021 Chris claimed that his pre-arrest admissions were made in order to test certain individuals, but only recently Chris began to claim that these admissions were false.

==Consequences==
{{Main|Jail Saga}}
It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest – sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. Chris was swiftly removed from his home by an Emergency Protective Order, then arrested the next day. In the wake of his charges, Chris was [[ban]]ned from [[Patreon]] and [[Tapas]]. Collaborators who had once worked with him withdrew, such as the band who released [[Love is Love (song)|Love is Love]] pulling it from sale.

Since then, he was held without bail in Central Virginia Regional Jail before getting transferred to [[Western State Hospital]], awaiting trial.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Press release]</ref> On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to CVRJ.

If Barb consented, she could be charged as a willing participant. If Barb did ''not'' consent, as some have speculated that she may be incapable of that, Chris's potential sentence could be significantly longer given the severity of a rape charge.

===Chris and Barbara's relationship===
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Chris and Barbara's relationship deteriorated during Chris's stay in jail. In a jail letter, Chris mentioned that Barb had ceased communicating with him.{{cite}}. During summer 2022, Chris began to speak ill of Barb in his letters, insulting and making spurious claims about her.{{cite}} While still in jail, Chris began planning for his housing post-release. In light of a restraining order being placed on Chris preventing him from contact with Barb{{cite}}, Chris believed he deserved to live in [[14 Branchland Court]] over Barb, and requested his [[enablers]] assist him with a [[Kickstarter]] fundraiser to bribe Barb into moving into senior housing, claiming that [[Caden]] was helping with this scheme, and that it was his initial idea.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref>

==Fan videos==

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==See also==
{{FanArt}}
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and the law]]
*[[Jail Saga]]
*[[Soul Bonding]]
*[[The Binding of Isaac‎]]
*[[Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability]]

{{Notes}}
{{References}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{Love Quest}}

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Chris and sex

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{{Incomplete|Information regaring Chris' sexual frustration, and how he copes with it}}
[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky''' and '''romps in the hay'''<ref>Chris has used this phrase since approximately [[2018]], including in [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page29.JPG|Sonichu #12-9]], on his [[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts|polyamorous marriage]] and on his [[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris texts about incest with his mother|incest with his mother]].</ref>), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development, [[Borb|a sheltered upbringing]], and the [[Autism|twisted, disjointed]] [[Chris and reality|worldview]] he acquired as a result. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on HBO at around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT]]</ref>

==Knowledge of sex==
In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he [[Things Chris has ripped off|stole]] from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In truth, for much of the time he was presenting this advice Chris had yet to even kiss a girl.<ref name="Jackie E-mails 2">[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>

What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[high school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris, which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave his [[Chris Sex Logs|sex chat logs]] should immediately notice what's going wrong – Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in pornos, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would welcome a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of [[navy]] to the face.<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>

Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,<ref name="JR Eyes">[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> thinks that the clitoris is located on the female body where the [[wikipedia:Perineum|perineum]] is located on the male one<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref> and believes that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.<ref name="Cums cat">[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref> He also seems to believe that a woman's vagina is higher up on the woman's body that it actually is;<ref>[[:File:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg]]</ref> this is undoubtedly due to his experience with his [[Kimmi|sex]] [[Officer Nasty|dolls]]. The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a terrible [[CWC Cola|Mountain Dew]] parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride his broken [[penis]].<ref name="JR Eyes" /> He thinks that his [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.

With Chris's [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]], he is also noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. For example, Chris told Ivy he had a "sticky dream" about her. When Ivy asked if he meant a wet dream, he replied, "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!"<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Threats]]</ref> While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use common terms – either medical or slang – for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]" or "tom-tom" out of a childish aversion borne of disgust.

In [[August 2011]], Chris said he is into female domination.<ref>[[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]</ref> (going as far as to draw Sonichu and Rosechu performing the act in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]).

===Reproductive Biology===
{{Main|Biology#Reproductive biology}}
[[File:Female anatomy according to chris.png|thumb|A moderately detailed portrait of what Chris probably thought females looked like before meeting [[Mia Hamm]].]]

Chris's understanding on reproductive biology had primarily come from what he had seen in porn.

===Books on the Subject===

Chris had obtained a copy of the book [[Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability]], which he had told [[Null]] about on 5 July 2021. As a result of reading this book, Chris came to believe that he could mentor people about dating and sex. Chris had especially shown this in conversations he had with [[the Suitress]], where he attempts to advise her on how to approach a potential lover when she goes off to college.<ref>[[Suitress DMs#Dating Advice]]</ref> Chris had seemed to twist or misunderstand many of the passages found in this book, taking it to be a book on how to perform sex on disabled people, rather than one ''for'' disabled people.

==Moral Basis==

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===Straightness===

{{main|Chris and sexuality}}

Chris's stance on sexual orientations have always been iffy at best. Prior to his transition to a Tomgirl, he has shown a fear of losing his straightness. This obsessive demand for people to "STAY STRAIGHT" has been one of the first noted and exploited aspects of Chris since his discovery. Many trolls had jokingly declared this as an indicator of him repressing his sexuality in some fashion, only for it to end up being the case in the long run.

===Religion===
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}

Sex was at one point viewed, through Chris's eyes, by the Bible – or rather, by his religion, as Chris's Biblical knowledge is extremely poor. Chris was very strict on keeping to the word of God when male homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' homos, but with no hesitation views lesbian porn and approves of it [[Mass debating|masturbatorily]]<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>, and as of 2014, seemed to be adopting a more progressive view of even gay men and their rights (albeit begrudgingly). In 2015 Chris made a video lamenting his "past" homophobia and clarifying that he apparently now has great liking and admiration for male homosexuality, [[Retroactive continuity|retconning]] the viscous homophobic tirade of [[Sonichu 10]] into a bizarre zombie apocalypse, implying that he realizes religion is not an excuse for discrimination. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he planned on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true sweetheart (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). This is, of course, blatant violation of the Christian value of marriage before sex.

The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is very guilty and holds no apparent [[Chris and remorse|remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to denigrate and what is OK in his own personal dogma, although to be fair, the same is true of many Christians anyway.

Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is most likely because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|a very liberal church]], so any question about premarital sex is probably interpreted quite liberally, and Chris believes that his church and ''only'' his church defines the entirety of religious morality - as it applies to him, anyway. When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[trolls]], she only fuels his à la carte Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which contradicts Christian doctrine.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> In summary, Chris picked and chose what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest]].

===Sexism===

Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he's ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse, even if his hypothetical partner refused to consent to it.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]</ref> After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]</ref> In [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], Chris indicated that if a woman accused him of being gay in person, he would sexually assault them by demanding they submit to a kiss and allow him to videotape the act, possibly as a way of proving his straightness.

For Chris, as stated above, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual. As long as they're straight and younger than him, of course.

==Chris in the act==
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian [[For Julie's Eyes Only|professing his love]] for "[[BlueSpike|Julie]]".]]
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous sex tape with Kimmi shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the [[JERKS|men]] in pornography (due to fear of becoming a [[homo]]).

However, it should be noted that in most of Chris's Rule 34 drawings the characters do tend to assume positions which are fitting for their gender, including Chris.<ref>For examples, see the [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|uncensored panels]] from Sonichu 8, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], the [[Giant Penis Comic]] and [[Jackie E-mails 14]].</ref> It might be that Chris adopts female positions not so much due to ignorance regarding sex, but more because of [[Tomgirl pictures|his identification with the opposite gender]].

Chris's view of cunnilingus, put on display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the clitoris.

In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent duck, [[Obesity|being overweight]], lack of endurance) or psychological in nature (performance anxiety, high expectations, intrusive homoerotic thoughts, subconscious guilt about sex), or a combination thereof.

In the 2018 [[All Star]] video, Chris is seen tugging his [[duck]] along to the song. He remains flaccid the entire time; his inability to get an erection is possibly a side effect of [[Transgender|HRT]]. If this is true, Chris will certainly not be getting any hanky-panky in the future.

During his time losing his virginity to a [[Mia Hamm| prostitute]] its worth noting that he first received a blowjob, then demanded cowgirl before possible missionary later; [[Obesity| but luckily for her]] he couldn't last very long and finished just after she rid him for a bit; this is important as it points to 2 big problems with Chris; first his lack of self control due to him [[Navy| finishing]] so quickly, second is that he ordered possibly the laziest sex position in the book, with Mia doing pretty much all of the physical exercise with Chris being a lazy fuck.

Chris's second sexual partner in his life was none other than his own [[Barb|mom]], the exact details of the [[Affair with Mother|incestuous affair]] is a bit vague but needless to say every act described by Chris is extremely disturbing and not for the faint of heart.

===Contraceptives===

{{quote|Confidentially, I wear a condom during the second half when I masturbate; I use Trojan or LIfestyles brand (Trojan mostly)

And I used condoms when I fooled with the [[Officer Nasty|L.D.s]] as well.|Chris, [[Jackie E-mails 1]]}}

Condoms, or as Chris has called them "'''raincoats'''", are thin latex coverings worn over a man's penis for the purpose of birth control. However, Chris seemed to understand the condom as more of a symbol for promoting safe premarital sex rather than as a contraceptive. Aside from promoting safe sex and justifying premarital sex, Chris has also drawn his male Sonichu characters with condoms in order to censor their penises. Chris has stated that before his third date with [[Blanca]], he'd wear a condom for the first two times they've had sex, only to have non-protected sex by the third date, showing that he also believed that condoms serve more as some kind of gateway to pregnancy. Chris had a box of chocolate-flavored condoms that he purchased to be prepared for his first time. Chris had given a few different dates for when they expired; some time in 2010 <ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#Condoms]]</ref> and January 2013.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

Chris reportedly also wore a condom that was flavored like green apple while engaging in sex with Mia Hamm.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts]]</ref>. Its not entirely clear whether the condom was entirely successful or not due to him mentioning that a "Smidge" of Navy had leaked out after their first round together, meaning he either kept them in his pocket far too long, the condom didn't fit entirely properly around his [[Duck]], he became flaccid way faster than he should have, or he's an idiot who mistook a smear of lube or vaginal discharge for semen; knowing Chris any of these [[Chris and negligence| explanations]] [[Duck| are]] [[Health| equally]] [[Slow in the minds| possible]]. For those wondering however, it's probably safe to assume [[Mia Hamm]] won't be harboring [[Crystal]] any time soon; even by some non-existent chance he managed to get her pregnant, she would have likely been on the pill anyway.

Chris would later reveal to [[Null]] that he was using a condom while having sex with his "over 50 girlfriend", who was later discovered to be [[Barb]]. While ploughing a woman like Barb would cause anyone to instinctively wear the thickest condom available, then get themselves tested a few times over just in case (all of which Chris did); realistically there wasn't much reason to do so since the risk of STD and pregnancy was non-existent since both were [[Health|(at least where STIs were concerned)]] clean and both were completely infertile.

== Sexual Frustration ==

Chris has had a yearning to have a girl to have sex with since the start of his [[Love Quest]] in 2003.

Throughout the first half of [[2021]], Chris' search for a sweetheart had resumed. Chris has expressed great sexual frustration, yearning for a physical girl to have sex with over his [[polyamorous marriage|ficticious sweethearts]]. According to [[Kyle]], at some point in [[February 2021]] Chris expressed interest in wanting to get a hooker,<ref name=feb21hooker>[[The Place chats (March 2021)#Chris wanted a hooker]]</ref> something which Chris was once not in favor of.

In [[March 2021]], following a masturbation session, Chris had a conversation with the [[Watchmen]], in which he discussed how, despite not disliking or disapproving of the act of masturbation, he felt that he was [[Gender dysphoria|born the wrong gender]].<ref>[[Masturbation discussions#16 March 2021]]</ref> In a [[May 2021]] conversation, he claimed that over the years, he would continually consume pornography and masturbate to get "the hard-on". He expressed how until recently, he felt that he had not fully explored his sexuality, nor any other means to stimulate himself, and even then claims to still overthink the process of [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|inserting a dildo or vibrator up his ass]]. <ref>[[Masturbation discussions#18 May 2021]]</ref>

==Means of Coping with Sexual Frustration==

=== Masturbation and Porn Consumption ===

{{Main|Mass Debating}}

Chris has had a history of masturbating, starting when he discovered he could stimulate his penis by rubbing it against a washcloth when he was 15. In 2009, he made use of a washbasin in the kitchen of his house while performing the act, and had claimed in the [[Ivy Q&A]] that he made use of a pillow that he'd fold in half, treating it as a mastrubation tool. Since then, masturbation has been an outlet for Chris's sexual frustration.

In a [[February 2021]] conversion with [[The Watchmen]], Chris said "Masturbation takes Fifteen LONG, Tiring and Annoying Minutes, with my body, regardless of whatever method or tool utilized. And it has literally been that long in unenjoyable time since I first rubbed one out while my body was 15. And that was Looooong before I ever started on HRT in 2016. So, not only is masturbation out of the question, it's more misery-inducing."<ref>[[Masturbation discussions#27 February 2021]]</ref>

=== Drawing Porn ===

{{quote|As for the drawing itself, I've realized that it was done not only out of inspired fantasy, angst against E.D., and love for you, but also a major release for my crazy, mixed-up hormones. If I didn't have the foresight to put my pent-up frustrations and feelings in the form of something, I might have become an abusive maniac, so thank god for allowing me to release my bottled up frustrations in a more positive, yet not so "Politically Correct", and not physically hurting others, method.|Chris on how he might have approached Megan had he not drawn [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]]<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED]]</ref>}}

Chris has on more than one ocassion drawn pornography of his own in order to release sexual tension. Chris claimed to [[Megan Schroeder]] that he had in part created the controversial drawing [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]] because he felt that doing so would inhibit him from sexually advancing on Megan, as he had feelings for her, and would have become an "abusive maniac" had he not created the drawing. The fact that Chris had decided to use what was essentially a product of his own pent-up sexual frustration as a means of attempting to get his Encyclopedia Dramatica page down only seemed to leave a much more bitter taste in Megan's mouth after announcing this.

During the period when Chris became much more sexually frustrated in 2021, he displayed this more openly towards friends, and even on his social media. He sent a picture of his Chris Chan Sonichu persona wearing a [[negligee]] while giving a seductive look to [[The WCT]], and talked to him about how arousing it is to wear one.

=== Sex Toys ===

Chris has made numberable purchases for sex toys.

Chris has owned a number of sex dolls.

=== Relationships with OCs ===

For a time, partly due to influence from the [[Idea Guys]], Chris has temporarily given up on his search for a sweetheart in pursuit for being in relationships with fictional characters instead.

=== Wet Dreams ===

Chris has also had his share of wet [[dreams]], particularly whenever he had held strong feelings for his flavor of the week. The first of these wet dreams was of [[PandaHalo]], where he dreamed about the both of them getting naked, having sex, and then Chris finally climaxing. Chris also had a dream where he was in a labyrinth filled with water, where he met a woman and had sex with her, Chris recreated the dream in a Flipnote animation. The strangest of these was of one where Chris claims that he "almost had sex" with the Sonic character Sally Acorn, which had left him sexually frustrated afterwards. Chris talks about another wet dream he had two months later, this time of the ''Sonic X'' character Chris Thorndyke aged-up and "handsome". Chris also expresses the sexual frustration he felt after waking up from this dream too.<ref>[[MKR DMs]]</ref>

=== Sex with Mother ===

It has been joked and speculated by trolls, christorians, and observers alike that Chris has much more iminent feelings with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] than he let on.

==Sexual Deviance==

Chris's skewed basis of his understanding of sex leads him to exhibiting several instances of sexual deviance.

===Innappropriate Interactions with Women===

To say the least, Chris's social interactions hinder his ability to understand sex etiquette.

===Pedophilia and Age Disparity===
{{main|Pedofork}}
{{Wise|he is a pedophile.}}

Pedophilia has always been a touchy subject in regards to Chris. Chris had at first attempted to deny all claims that he was a pedophile, even creating a new word "pedofork", as a sort of comeback to those who refered to him as such, being created solely to make the word rhyme in "I'm not a pedofork, you dorks". Chris has tried to retain this image by removing any references that may be interpreted as him being a pedophile in his Sonichu comics. Most infamously, Chris had characters in [[Sonichu 8]] make comments about "dumb laws" when [[Zapina Rosechu]], who is 14 years old, asks to participate in stripping for Women's Rights.

At a glance, Chris seems to adhere to the age of consent, once advertising on his [[Attraction Sign|Attraction Signs]] that he would only date someone of legal age. Chris however does not seem to understand or care about how creepy it is for him to be attracted to women that are half his age, and seems to see it as yet another barrier for his Love Quest. Chris has cat-called an artist whom he believed to be "entering young adulthood", has made sexual remarks towards [[Bella]]; despite her having no interest in Chris, and has shown arousal when [[the Suitress]] exposed herself to him.

===Necrophillia===

While Chris himself has never engaged in sex with a dead body, Chris has [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022|recently]] been referring to barb as a zombie like husk since even before they began engaging in [[Affair with Mother| their affair]] and that her soul has already moved on to her rosechu form in C-197; complaining that her lifeless body was still clinging to life and preventing him from going back home. Meaning that Chris is at least partially comfortable with the idea of having sex with his dead mother.

In another disturbing instant, Chris recorded [[It's not that cold]] where he proceeds to imitate buffalo bill and pretends to get inside his dead dog [[Patti]], while not engaging in sex with her he does take a bizarre sexual pleasure in wearing her corpse (or at least pretending to since he was too lazy to actually dig her up).

===Bestiality===
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris to [[PandaHalo]]<ref name="collie">[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>}}
[[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|Run, Patti, run!]]
[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002‎|homemade fursuit]].]]

In [[December 2008]], Chris told [[PandaHalo]] he would be willing to have sex with a female dog for her.<ref name="collie" /> However, in his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against bestiality, then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form; so technically this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other.

Chris suggested that Brian from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20161007175309/http://archive.sonichu.com:80/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy The Family Guy article on CWCipedia]</ref>

In [[The Red-Maned Deer]], Chris recites a poem he wrote about having sex with a deer, but at the end of it states, "This was, in fact, NOT an act of bestiality. For you see, the Red-Maned Deer I have been communicating with and tracking, is really...my lo-my womanly sweetheart, named [[Jacklyn Romy]]."<ref>[[The Red-Maned Deer]]</ref> The fact that the deer is Jackie is obvious, but in spite of this he explicitly stated that it was her at the end.

In a photo of the [[Rental House]] from June 2014, the Chandler minivan bears a bumper sticker reading "I Sleep with Dogs".<ref>[[:File:Chandler Cars 1600w.jpg]]</ref> What exactly this means is yet to be determined.

====Is Chris a furry?====
{{Wise|he is a furry.}}

{{quote|I am half-Sonichu and half-Pokemon, thus making me a "furry".|Chris, May 2018, during the aftermath of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220209025754/https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/997320832040005634</ref>}}

Whether Chris could actually be considered a furry was debated for a long time.<ref>From [[Sarah May Skype Logs#Chris tries to leave|the Sarah May Skype Logs]]: [7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.</ref> There are some things that point in that direction. Chris certainly gets aroused by provocative drawings of anthropomorphic animals (at least when they are [[Sonic]] characters), and he has drawn unsolicited porn of his own Sonic recolors. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona, and Chris even role-played the character while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref name="Cums cat" /> Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both transform into anthropomorphic animals during the act of sex. On the other hand, [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] noted that Chris was prejudiced against a male furry who patronized [[The GAMe PLACe]] because he happened to be [[gay]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref> Given the high proportion of gay and bisexual men in the furry fandom, Classic Chris would almost certainly have been uncomfortable at any kind of furry gathering.

In [[May 2018]], under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris declared himself a furry.<ref>[[May_2018_social_media_posts#Michael_Hirtes_BTFO]]</ref> The Idea Guys also [[brainwashed]] him into believing he is in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his anthropomorphic [[imaginary friends]] [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Cryzel]], and Chris believes he has had sexual relations with these imaginary friends.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref>

Also of note is that in [[July 2020|mid-2020]], he binge-watched the [[Netflix]] anime ''BNA: Brand New Animal'', commenting it was "very good" but said nothing further than that.<ref>[[July_2020_social_media_posts#Animu]]</ref>

While Chris may loosely qualify as a furry due to his obsession with anthropomorphic [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] and [[My Little Pony|ponies]], he has never shown an interest in the broader furry community.

===Oedipus Complex===
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==Prostitution==
[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris's leaked [[Facebook]] announcement that he had lost his virginity. Initially igniting a firestorm of controversy, Chris himself let it slip that she was found "somewhere on the backpage" soon after.]]

Given how badly Chris wanted to lose his virginity, many observers have wondered why he didn't immediately spend some of his [[tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act "meaningless," and he was – in a rare display of common sense – afraid of contracting a sexually transmitted disease.

Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.

Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Bryan Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]].

By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].

Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris tried to offer himself up as a male escort. He described himself as "[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]", with an [[obesity|average]] body type.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref>

Later, under the guise of his troll persona [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris attempted to acquire the contact details of the hookers Brian Bash had previously hired. While it is possible that Chris merely wished to make his disguise more convincing by implying that 14 year old Jenkins wished to hire prostitutes, it seems far more likely that Chris actually was considering hiring Brian's girls.

In [[April 2012]] a [[Facebook]] status leaked in which Chris announced that he was no longer a virgin. Suspicion arose that this was due to the help of a hooker. Chris provided further evidence suggesting that [[Mia Hamm|the girl]] was a prostitute on 1 [[May 2012|May]] when he wrote in a [[Facebook#Hey, Trollies|Facebook note]] that his virgin breaker can be found "somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Backpage|backpage]]", a website known for featuring sex service ads.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210206132219/https://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/19/opinion/kristof-not-quite-a-teen-yet-sold-for-sex.html?_r=1]</ref> On 28/29 June 2014 Chris openly admitted that his first time was with a prostitute, and that he had sex with her twice.<ref>[[Other documents#Chris's wingman]]</ref>

In [[June 2016]], Chris himself made [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|another attempt]] to enter the prostitution business, now as a [[Tomgirl|trans woman]], going by the name "Stephanie Bustcakes". Predictably, Chris was unable to find any "women of any orientation" who were interested in paying him $100 to have sex either "one way or the lesbian way", and the Stephanie Bustcakes persona has not yet reappeared.

[[File:ChrisChanSexForMoney.png|thumb|200px]]
On 24 April 2018, while under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], who had allegedly been extorting him out of thousands of dollars, Chris announced:<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Will provide house tour and suck dicks for money]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Anyone living locally to me in Virginia, or visiting in Charlottesville, I’ll give y’all BJs for money too. Serious.}}

A fan on Twitter messaged him about it. In their conversation, Chris said:<ref name=price>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Consider me a beginner with experience blowing [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|my loving boyfriend]], willing to learn and adapt further. $50 for that BJ from this celeb; if he wants butt sex, that will be $100. Cash only.}}

Chris told [[CWCProtectSquad]] member Tings Tingz that he was indeed serious about prostituting himself, had several offers, but had not taken on any customers. When asked if he would consider, Chris responded, "a little from Column 'A' and the latter from Column 'B'".<ref>[[Tings Tingz DMs#Prostitution post]]</ref>

After the [[Guard Dogs]] rescued Chris from the Idea Guys' influence, he reversed course and disavowed the prostitution messages on 7 May 2018, saying he had been coerced.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191107173201/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/993693423084318720</ref> He went further on 25 May, saying he had been forced to write such things, and implied the Idea Guys had been behind it.<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Calling out the Idea Guys]]</ref>

According to [[Kyle]], in [[February 2021]], Chris wanted a hooker and asked Kyle to ask [[Null]] to get him one.<ref name=feb21hooker></ref>

==Incest==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}
{{Split Off}}
{{Quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]].|Chris, 2016}}

[[File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|thumb|Chris having sex with his "son," Sonichu, in order to fulfill a prophecy to bring Crystal into the world.]]

Chris has long been suspected of having unnatural feelings about [[sex]] and family.

In [[2007]], Chris attempted to shock [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] into submission by posting his own [[Rule 34]] drawings, including one of himself [[Shecameforcwc.jpg|fingerbanging a nude brunette woman]]. ED users immediately concluded this was Crystal, Chris's imaginary twin sister in the comics. This charge infuriated Chris and therefore became the conventional wisdom. By the time Chris successfully convinced anyone that it was really [[Megan Schroeder]] in the drawing, the notion that Chris wants to bang his imaginary twin sister had already stuck.

[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], Chris's imaginary twin sister, appeared as a [[:image:153-GirlfriendsGift.jpg|"girlfriend" card]] he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related (despite their type and appearance differences, they all come from [[homos|Sonic and the same male Pikachu]] – apart from that fact, they were all created by Chris and acknowledge him as such – Sonichu and Rosechu calling him father), but many of them are paired off with one another (notably Sonichu/Rosechu, Bubbles/Blake, and Magi/Silvana – Simonla was technically made by someone else), banging and some even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|having]] [[Sandy Rosechu|kids]]. Chris's own comic children are a form of incest – as Chris impregnated himself with his navy. Chris shrugs off [[Autism|all medical/science facts]] and lists the two as perfectly healthy and Autism Free.

Chris first expounded his views on incest to the internet on 31 [[January 2009]] during the [[Mumble 1|first Mumble chat]], when it was revealed that he did not fully understood the meaning of the word "incest". While he showed aversion toward incest in the chat, his condemnation of it was lukewarm, saying that he would only "definitely discourage that" and that lesbian incest is "possibly OK" due to no reproduction being involved. Compare this to his statements about male homosexuality from the same chat ("I hate homo males [...] I'd sooner have a [[Tomgirl Saga|sex change]] before I would ever turn into a homo") or to his statements about male homosexuality from earlier that month, saying that he would make it a crime and force its practitioners into having sex with members of the opposite gender.<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]</ref>

A year later, Chris's views became staunch. When a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]] pointed out that Chris's state allows cousin marriage but not same-sex marriage, Chris furiously denied it and wrote, "Cousin-Marriage is just as Terrible and Unholy as MARRYING YOUR OWN MOTHER OR FATHER!"<ref>[[Common Questions#5 January 2010]]</ref> When another correspondent responded to Chris by saying that he is happily married to his cousin and that their marriage is indeed legal in Virginia, Chris answered him by saying he was destined to hell for his relationship,<ref>[[Mailbag 34#Good luck in hell]]</ref> not realizing that incest is shown in a positive light in [[Chris and religion|the Bible]]. When the subject came up again in the next mailbag, Chris said that sexual relations between cousins are just as wrong as incest between parents and their children or between siblings, and that all those relationships were condemned in the "same part" of the Bible,<ref>[[Mailbag 35#I think he wanted a specific verse]]</ref> which is not actually true.<ref> [https://web.archive.org/web/20051223102404/http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=religion]</ref> In [[February 2010]], Chris notably did not react to [[:File:Fkinglie.png|an extremely NSFW ad of himself]] on the [[CWCipedia]] depicting himself fingering Barb [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|like he did with a former friend in a certain illustration]], despite reacting to [[I am Alive|an ad claiming that he was dead]].

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga, the troll convinced Chris that [[Magi-Chan]] foretold of a prophecy in which [[Crystal]] would be born by Chris mating with Sonichu. He also informed Chris that if this was drawn, he wouldn't have to do it in real life. Chris complied<ref>https://archive.md/AL1PT</ref>. During the nonsensical [[Sonichu 13| issue 13]] of Sonichu incest is unsurprisingly everywhere, from [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] getting married to [[Magichan]] to Chris and Sonichu raping each other.

To the [[Watchmen]], Chris chatted about how he was upset over implications of incest in the ''Sonichu'' family, stating that he had written a piece to dispute the "ugh, Incest bullshit."<ref>[[Chats leaked by MKRs Bloody Chunks#Ugh, Incest]]</ref>

In a Facebook post from [[January 2020]], Chris reiterated his opposition to incest, writing "I, personally, seriously disapprove of incest and would never practice it at all" and "The Bottom Line is: Incest is Never 'Wincest' (Epic UGH!)".<ref>[[January 2020 social media posts#Incest is not wincest]]</ref>

===Dreams of sex with Barb===
On 10 August 2016, Chris posted a [[Facebook statuses|response]] to a mother-son couple who were arrested for incest. He admitted to "[having] dreams of having sex with my mother" but "Never acting on them ever." Among other things, he also implied that incest "offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s)." All this is in stark contrast to his earlier condemnation of incest, which raises the question of whether Chris was being TRUE and HONEST but changed his opinion later thanks to his growing degeneracy, or the likelier possibility it was [[Hypocrisy|all for show]].

{{quotebox|I have a few things to say in response to this article. Firstly, the child was over 18, and surely the mother has talked it out with him beforehand. The child might have had social problems, or a situation where socializing or going out to socialize with other people, was a Greater Difficulty. Financial situation to prevent paying someone else to come over and help out in the situation. Moreover, it was the lifelong affections between parent and child. Also, the mother probably could not bear any ovum for children anymore.
Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.
Although incest is quite controversial topic, but there are circumstances where there would be not so much harm as one may think, feel or believe. The child is over 18; the mother is unable to have any more children at the time; birth control and protection is available and can be used (in a case of father/daughter, birth control Definitely should be used anyhow). Also, consider if the child is adopted; not as much biological.
Plus, this offers a chance for better teaching the child how to better satisfy their eventual partner(s). The schools can only teach from books; not so much practice. And Nobody wants to end up being a 20 or 30-plus year old Virgin. I know; That is a Huge, Enduring Pain.
Unless the sex act was abusive, hurtful, or Would result in an unwanted birth of a physical or mental challenged child, I would not judge or persecute the parent and child. I would encourage the child to socialize more; maybe make it easier for the child to meet more people his/her age.
Do Not send the mother and son to jail!}}

On 13 September 2019, while [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as Magi-Chan, Chris would describe Barb as a "guilty pleasure waifu."<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Barbara was more of a "guilty pleasure" waifu]]</ref>

===Actual sex with Barb===

While the prospect of Chris having sex with Barb was joked about for many years, most people did not believe Chris would actually go through with it. Before the [[Incest call]] was leaked, there were numerous warning signs of what was to come, mainly being the fact Barb would force Chris to spoon her in bed for many years, and telling Mia Hamm that the sexual massage he gave her was the same that he gave his mother. Their actions around each other have indicated a history of incestuous interest, however many just assumed that this was a combination of Chris's [[autism]] making him act inappropriately and Barb's infamously controlling behaviour.

After the incest calls were leaked it was revealed that Chris had been engaging in regular sex with Barb every 3 nights or so for ''months''. His "seduction" methods included giving her full body massages while making attempts to finger her, kissing her on the lips with Barb refusing to open her mouth and Chris making "Psychic connections" with her before, during and after their romps in the hay.

It's also noteworthy that Chris refers to Barb as "Barbie Chan" almost exclusively now; whether this has something to do with her supposed anime fanfiction characteristics, a bizarre pet name or Chris trying to subconsciously distance himself from their familial bonds is unknown.

==Rape==
{{Protip|It has not been officially proven that Chris has raped his mother, though he also alludes to Barb being "zombie-like" months before he started his affair with her in jail letters.}}

Chris was very apathetic about the idea of consent, and to a larger extent, the act of rape. When [[PandaHalo]] told him she was raped by [[Clyde Cash]], he reacted nonchalantly. He even thought it would be appropriate for Panda to ''move in'' with her rapist ([[Chris and religion|which is technically in-line with certain archaic Christian principles]]), whom he called a "good man" for regretting the rape and for being willing to take care of the ensuing child.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> Later on, long after the PandaHalo saga was over, he would wish her and her rapist a happy marriage.<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, A.K.A. PandaHalo]]</ref> In [[iPods Down and Listen Up]], he didn't seem to realize that his improvised lyrics detailed a sexual act that would almost certainly be construed by others as rape. Chris eventually compared his ordeals with the trolls, particularly during the [[Christorical eras|Classic Era]] to rape in his Facebook posts. (Since [[BlueSpike]]'s [[Julie Reveals Herself|most infamous incident]] involved an act that could be described as sexual abuse in front of several people, this is admittedly a fitting description.)

As far as ''Chris'' being a potential rapist is concerned, the situation was more complicated. For starters, as explained earlier, he admitted that he drew [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to prevent himself from acting on his sexual impulses against [[Megan Schroeder]], who had previously scolded him for inappropriately touching her. During a particularly [[IRC (23 July 2009)|disturbing chat]], he ([[:File:BillRiley.jpg|incognito]]) suggested that the trolls try to convince him to rape [[Rocky Shoemaker]]. He also evidently saw no issue with rape by fraud (essentially having sex with someone while tricking them into believing you're somebody else, meaning they didn't consent with you) as seen with his comic book counterpart when he travels forwards in time to have sex with his future wife [[Lovely Weather]] in the guise of being his future self [[Transgender|(whom is definitely a different person in the future)]]. During the [[Kacey Calls]], he attempted unsuccessfully to lure her to his place in the guise of being [[Liquid Chris]], again seeing absolutely nothing wrong with that.

In all likelihood, though, these parts of his behavior are most likely explained by the keys to understanding his behavior overall: his ignorance about the world and his persecution complex causes him to be quite [[naïve]] about how bad rape actually is. With the Rocky situation above, he likely said that as part of an odd, roundabout scheme to get the trolls arrested, but it's still pretty fucked up that he'd even suggest something like this, let alone tell her about it after.

Chris has a surprisingly mature moral opinion on the subject of abortion in cases of rape; in one of the [[Kacey Calls]], he states he believes that abortion in these cases should be the choice of the victim only and that they should not be pressured by others in their decision.

Despite joking about how uncomfortably close he was to his own mother, few actually believed that Chris had it in him to commit an act of rape. For instance, he tried to kiss [[Emily]] and gave up when she said no,<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#A precious farewell (1:29:35–1:31:10)]]</ref> showing that he does understand the importance of consent... Or at least, he ''used'' to. Unfortunately, it seems that as of 2014, he has decided that he won't take "no" for an answer, and basically ''molested'' [[Catherine#The Date|Catherine during their second outing]] by hugging her and burying his head in her breasts even after she flatly told him not to. This gets even more disturbing when you consider [[Catherine E-mails#It IS Your Fault!|this e-mail]], where Chris outright says that he's [[Chris and his Ego|"entitled to a relationship"]]. Also not helping matters was Chris kissing multiple guests who posed with him at the [[TooManyGames]] convention regardless of consent, which ultimately got him kicked out.

Furthermore, it was argued that Chris didn't have a history of violence conducive to attempting sexual assault. Aside from his [[Death threats#Likelihood of Acting Out on Death Threats|habit of dishing out threats he can't possibly carry out]], [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder with a car]], and [[26 December 2014|macing a manager in the chest]], Chris is physically [[Chris and health|very weak and unfit]], and simply could not overpower an able-bodied person – the only outcome of him attempting it would be a swift knee to the [[duck]] followed by a rousing round of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]]. However, given Catherine's experience with Chris during their outing (in her words, she was taken by surprise and couldn't react to it), it was encouraged that women should exercise caution around him.

Interestingly, Chris details in [[Announcement 06292016]] that he wants all men to stay an arm's length distance away from him. Along with showing the insecurities he possesses concerning men, Chris seems to think that he is [[Chris and his ego|an attractive enough]] [[Transgender|transwoman]] for [[Jacob Sockness|a man]] to consider raping him.

Questions of whether or not Chris was capable of rape have been discussed previously among observers, but the situation became much more complicated in [[2021]] following Chris's [[Affair with Mother|incest]] with [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], which has not been proven to be consensual or non-consensual despite circumstantial evidence pointing toward the latter. In light of the information revealed through the [[Incest call]] and other outlets from around the same time, it's unclear whether or not Barb agreed to have sex with her son or if he forced himself onto her, and as such, it is not clear if Chris is actually a rapist. Chris noted that Barb appeared to be "partially confused" during certain sexual encounters, which fueled longtime speculation she could have a degenerative mental disease, which would thus make her unable to consent.

For what it's worth, Chris mentioned that Barb made the first move, which would be consistent with certain inappropriate behavior that she got Chris to do earlier in life (such as asking him to spoon with her). As there is little context as to what happened during the incestuous affair, [[List of Chris's lies|as Chris is known for being an unreliable source of information]], and as Barb has not spoken about the subject, it cannot clearly be confirmed to be rape without a proper criminal investigation. Chris has also not been charged with rape despite spending months in jail, awaiting his trial for the incest charge. With Barb being declared mentally competent enough to live on her own in 14 Branchland Court, it is unlikely that rape charges will be pursued without her testimony, and even then, that would only happen if she decides to throw Chris under the bus. In the event that the affair was consensual, Barb would also most likely want to avoid incriminating herself, as she herself could face a charges if she was a willing participant.

==See also==
* [[Affair with Mother]]
* [[China]]
* [[Chris and his Ego]]
* [[Chris and sexuality]]
* [[Chris Sex Logs]]
* [[Duck]]
* [[Homos]]
* [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases]]
* [[Mass debating]]
* [[Naive]]
* [[Pickle]]
* [[Biology#Reproductive biology|Reproductive Biology]]
* [[Semen]]
* [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]
* [[Women's rights]]

== References ==
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{{Love quest}}
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

Chris Kisses Cryzel

2022-11-16T23:16:08Z

CWCPhotographer: fixed link

[[File:Kissing while visiting friends-min.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris later described the kissing in a [[TSSSF]] card. Art by [[Helena Fiorenza]].]]

On 26 [[December 2018]], Twitter user FFEMemberLukas (aka Lukas Simpkins, a member of the [[Teen Troon Squad]]) uploaded a video of Chris hanging out at his (mom's) house. Chris was [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|high as a kite off of weed]] at the time, and imagined himself making out with one of his [[imaginary friends]]. The video was quickly deleted, but was preserved.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris with Teen Troon Squad
| ytid = CHO7-l6T4r4
| stardate = 26 [[December 2018]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Teen Troon Squad|text}}
| shirt = {{ParappaShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[December_2018_videos#Sylvia_is_playful|Sylvia is playful]]
| next = [[Merry Gubmas!]]
}}
===Description===
{{quotebox|hi! im lukas, the one 'magi chan,' doxxed, and heres a lovely video of christine having a sweet moment with her wife}}

==Transcript==
'''Chris:''' [''Chris frenchkisses and hugs the air while {{w|Stone Sour}}'s "{{w|Through Glass}}" plays in the background''] I love you, [[Cryzel]]. [''points to air''] My lovely wife, my lovely lady, ladies and gentlemen, ha ha ha ha ha!

'''Lukas:''' She's very pretty!

'''Chris:''' Thank you!
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[[Category:Leaked videos]]

Jail Letter - 11 May 2022

2022-05-19T04:06:20Z

CWCPhotographer: underline

{{JesusPossession}}
On 10 [[May 2022]], Chris sent a '''thirteenth letter''' from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] to [[Kenneth Englehardt]], his first since being returned to the jail from an undisclosed location on 3 May. Kenneth uploaded the letter to the Onion Farms on 14 May.<ref>https://archive.ph/eSB3F</ref> This is the first known jail letter that Chris has written since he was returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] on 3 May. Despite being in a mental institution for over 2 months, Chris is just as crazy as he was before being transferred.

Most notably, Kenneth claims that there were some incriminating details that Chris had stated regarding [[Barbara]], resulting in [[David Heilberg|Chris's attorney]] being notified of it.

==Highlights==
*Chris says that he cannot disclose where he was during his two-month period away from jail.
*Chris denies the veracity of the incest leaks from July 2021 and insists that his relationship with [[Barb]] was limited to "Soul Bonding".
*Chris gives a biographical account of Barb's life, including details of incidents where she was [[Barbara_Chandler#Abuse_and_manipulation|emotionally manipulative]]. Kenneth claims that Chris stated some "OMG" details, which resulted in him alerting his [[Jail_Saga#Legal_proceedings_and_communications|attorney]].
**Chris compares his own nonexistent relationships with trolls posing as women to his mother's real but dysfunctional relationships prior to meeting [[Bob]].
**Chris claims that Barb dated [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Tom Ashby]] in high school and that her sisters falsely accused her of being a slut, causing lasting enmity between them.
**Chris denies that Barb ever had [[Chris_and_sex|sex]] in high school, even though he previously claimed that she did.<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]</ref>
**Barb only married [[Bob]] because he owned a house, although there was "some genuine Love" in their relationship.
**Barb allegedly offered herself for sex after learning about Chris losing his virginity to [[Mia Hamm]].
*Chris still believes that he's [[Jesus Christ]].
*Chris claims that [[Jacob Sockness]] cursed the country with the [[COVID-19|COVID-19 pandemic]].
*Chris describes World War III breaking out as a result of [[My Little Pony Protests|My Little Pony G5]] not being canceled.
*Chris warns Kenneth that now is not the time to be making a [[CWCki|wiki page]] about any lolcow who does not already have one.

==Chris's Response==
{{EnvelopeFront
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu -041985 c/o CVRJ
| address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy
| county = Orange, VA
| zip = 22960-2807
| date = 11 MAY 2022
| upperright = FREE ISSUE, PLEASE (or, if you insist, you may deduct the postage from my inmate account)
| center = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
| right = [[File:11May2022Cross.jpg|180px]]
}}
{{quotebox|①
(Many spiritual greetings) 05102022
Gana fa la ni, Kenneth, and to all of my followers as well.
(and this letter may be uploaded online)
Firstly, I am quite safe and well, and I am humbled and appreciative of thy concerns of my and my Body's safety and [[health]]. For the time, I am not stating any further details of [[Jail_Saga#Transfer|where and how I was the past two months]], nor the details of my case (for even the legal system is most strict on keeping the details private and offline as well. All ye need know, regardless of the foreknown outcome, is that there was absolutely nothing beyond Soul Bonding that had happened, the "[[Incest Call|Leak]]" from last July was false, and a good number of ye ALL should have Known Better with Good Faith in I, instead of succumbing to the Demons' and [[Beel|Devils']] temptations of Rumors and Drama and thus Failing that Divine Test. There is no [[Retcon]]; That is the [[Truth]], Ultimate. Ye all (those who are Not Left Behind) shall have to wait until the public release of the Book with my Goddess Log pages in it Months from now in order to find out the details and further authentic enlightenments for thy selves.

Especially with the Facts Present of the Shifts and Events that have been happening right in front of and around ye all that make the [[Merge|Collective Shift]] from 1218's Earth to C-197's Earth, my Second Coming not far from now, and Judgment Day upon the Toxic Ones and Left-Behinds more Clear and Obvious to and with ye.→}}
{{quotebox|
I also mention the number of Months when [[Sonichu]] and I were Body-Swapped, and the months from <del>March</del> [[April 2020|April]] to [[October 2020|October, 2020]] when I, in Sonichu's Body, was within a nanosecond-frozen sub-dimension to further develop and harness my own powers and abilities while also doing so for my Son's Body and Mind. These Jail Months have been That Very Same Training Regimine for My Own Good Body, right here. So, this time away from ye all in greater Revelations was Meant to be, and As it was then, I shall return to Lead Ye ALL not long ago from now.

Here is a Massive Ultimate Truth for ye all: Why even I, when I was Jesus Christ in Jerusalem, could not foreknow specifically and exactly the Hour and Day of my Ressurection, then, and more Presently my Second Coming, is because, even Emanuel, Then and Now, No God or Goddess or Anyone (fore)knew specifically When, Period, but Only the specific Shifts and Events that Lead up to <del>t</del>That Event, hence Why we wait for the Confirmations of these Specific Shifts and Events and exact the details of the Divine Plan to counter and Clear that Event, so there is no Population-and-Universe-Shattering Paradox in Our Very Timeline that would undo, kill, and destroy EVERYTHING if left unchecked. AND if most Anyone else on Earth, or Any Planet or point in the Universes in this Timeline, foreknew of the Divine Plan's intricate details and the specific Events that Need to happen, there is a chance one or more would want to counter and...
→②}}
{{quotebox|②... prevent the Event, themselves. In doing that, They would not only Ultimately, Parodoxically Fail, Period, but their mis-intentioned deed would potentially throw the Divine Plan askew, and we would have a most difficult time, and possibly lack of sufficent time, to amend the Plan and keep ALL Safe and Well. This is also why we continue to encourage ALL of you to have Faith in us Gods and Goddesses, our Divine Powers and Abilities to prevent the total loss of not only, our Universe(s), but our Timeline as well. As well as having Faith in letting all that needs to happen and fall into place for Your Health, Safety and Benefit happen. This is also why all Fan-Fictions have been rendered Moot for the Events in this Timeline, Since August 1, 2021, until the foreknown time When that shall be safe, once again.

<del>Also</del> Back to present events, I direct <del>your</del> thy attention to World War III, March to May, presently, being Cold Months (does the expression "A cold day in Hell" resonate to you from that Fact?), [[COVID-19|Covid]] bringing forth Healthier individuals while dispelling the "Left Behinds" and Shifting Some as well; Covid-19 was a Divine Test of thy Faith, Fortitude, <del>and</del> Endurance, and Self-Motivation, regardless of the fact Sockness had cursed a country with it. Also the other facets I've previously mentioned, including suddenly become ritualistic and random animals suddenly appearing in random places.
→}}
{{quotebox|As Caden had relayed for me; I had Foreknown WWIII as WHY [[My Little Pony]] Generation Five being manifested in 2020 - 2025 was Premature and My Little Pony -Friendship is Magic, AND Equestria Girls, Generation 4, was needed to continue to Season Fourteen and no Less. My and Nightstar Sonichu's [[My Little Pony Protests|intervention and aid]] to Hasbro to Resume MLPG4 Still is impertenant and Ultimately Beneficial for EVERYONE, as I have stated in writing, personally, before. My Help and Input remains on the table in Greatest Light Power, Humans of Hasbro and for your Money -Greedy Employees' and Executives sake, I <del>d</del>Divinely urge ye to take us up on that, period.ϟ

I am serious as I appear authentically in the the more recent photo, and then some!
→③}}

{{quotebox|③ Should ye all wish for further confirmations and premonition input to confirm these Truths and Facts, consult with an Authentic, Highly-Enlightened/Powerful Psychic, including Helena and P<del>k</del>ickchu, Spunky the Hyenadoom, and Molly the Medium, or your most Local Authentic Psychic.

Now for a most truthful and revealing Topic that actually shall confirm a number of details from amongst thy thoughts and Pre-08012021 Fan-Fictions that I may share now: The History Facts about Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, or some of, anyway. Had any of ye all actually Helped and talked with her in person before today, y<del>ou</del>e would have got the Aura-Resonant Confirmations and similar or other Truths. And Do Not [[Troll]] or Bother [[Joseph Cole Smithey]] or Barbara for more details or anything.

I tell ye all [[Honest content|Truest and Fact]] as sure as when Barbara at age 2 years laughed at her silver paint coated Daddy after he survived falling off the roof of their house while painting it. As <del>u</del>sure as when their cow was killed by a donkey, literally. <del>t</del>The Sunday home-made meals with chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, bread and butter, and green beans. Stanl<del>ey</del>y Weston finding their Daddy dead on his horse-pulled wagon not far from the conveinence [sic] store in Red Oak, VA. → }}

{{quotebox|So, Barbara had been born and grew up as child number Five out of Eight to the Weston family in [[wikipedia:Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak, VA]] on October 1, 1941. Her life was a Redneck Simple Country one. She had mastered sewing, mending and making clothes and other farm-life facets and Church-Going habits.

✳To Note, there Are Similarities and polar Differences between her past and mine, respectively, as I shall write and note to ye all.

In her schooling years, especially at High School, Barbara was a very high Intellectual, yet she also was a Cheerleader for a time. Barbara had two Boyfriends in High School, one of which was Tom Ashby which had gone fairly well, but Barbara had planned to leave for College, so ultimately, she broke up the relationship. And Harriet Weston took Tom for her own. Now, during High School and Prior, Barbara's sisters had spread rumors of her, calling her a slut, But Barbara Never had sexual intercourse. She Never Ever even [[mass debating|masturbated]]; it simply never ever dawned upon her to do so, and it was not against her religion, either.

Comparison: SHE Dated, yet I was [[Naïve|Naíve]] on the Subject of Dating and Healthy Relationships, and I masturbated during our respective High School years. And I was too focused on Education to Ever seek a Relationship or Sex (Not Counting the Friendships in that.) →④}}

{{quotebox|④ Over her adult years, Barbara had attended and graduated from college, and before meeting [[Bob Chandler|Mr. C. (Robertchu)]] Barbara had Seven Ex-Boyfriends, counting the two in High School. And between Numbers Three to Seven, AND Mister C. as well, they ALL were [[JERKS|selfish types of men]], and in their testosterone-occupied selves, they each had Never really cared for Her Pleasure when it came to the sex. To them, it was more for their pleasure and genetic reproduction intentions. Jerry and Mr. C aside, they were love-’Em-and-Leave-’Em types. [[Jack Smithey]] was number Five, and the damned Trucker “loved” Barbara and left her with Cole.

Also to note, after Five (Epic) Fail relationships on her part; after finding Mister C., Barbara, In Her own words, Married him because “He owned a House”. And yet theirs, with I under their care, was a [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Ship]] that Lasted with Some genuine love.

Comparison: Barbara had Selfish Exes with actual in-person relationships and a few weddings. I had Hardly anything beyond Friendships on Authentic, and the relationships I had that “went anywhere” prior to these days were Distant, Online, And Fake.

I define Generational Trauma: a Noun, A trauma one experiences from the past experiences and Aura Resonance, Vibrations from the Biological Parents or Legal Guardians that can either be Beneficial or Sabotaging, depending on the Parent(s). →}}

{{quotebox|Now, as one may hear from Joseph Cole Smithey’s Testimony of Barbara as a mother: He had seen and experienced emotional manipulation, some lack of better care; he even called her a “pathilogical [sic] liar” when it came to asking her about Jack Smithey, and other details from his perspective.
No sugar-coating and blunt, here, from me: I my years, Barbara was caring, but remained some distant emotionally and mentally. She Had [[Barbara_Chandler#Abuse_and_manipulation|emotionally manipulated]] me at times. When I told her of my intentions of going to [[MAGfest|a convention]] in another state, she Did threaten suicide of herself. She also had raised her voice to me in upset and anger, especially when it came to [[money]]. After the paid sex with the kind [[Mia Hamm|Cherokee woman]] in [[April 2012|April, 2012]], In May, I told Barbara about it, and Barbara literally propotioned [sic] me for sex by telling me, "I would have had sex with you myself, Christian." And in one aspect of her unconsciousness, Barbara had considered me being a replacement for Mister C. [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life.2C_poor_health_and_death|after September 6, 2011.]]

So, yeah, Barbara, in a way, did become an emotional burden on I.
Yet, in despite of the situation, and I Have personally written to Heilberg the story of Barbara in these and similar words in Truth, Nobody had Interrogated Her, "Because of her age". The Legal System; am I Right? →⑤}}

{{quotebox|⑤ Now you all know.

For now, until my safe return to all of <del>you</del> ye in Light Powers, Divine, I remind thee of one of the New [[Commandments]] and introduce to ye all a couple more of them as inscribed 10142021.

15) Thou shalt not comment online or offline in hatred, spite, falseness, or without any words of criticism that art intentionally, genuinely meant to be supportive for actual improvements.

14) Thou shalt not hate thy [[Chris_and_English#Spelling|neighbours]] or others that share Any similarities in [[Chris and race|Race, Ethnicity]], Interests, or whatever else with thee. And thou shalt not hate thy self for any of these traits or interests, either.

21) Thou need not feel pressured nor obligated to pursue sexual relations, and among All who pressure and talk continuously about sex, please do not speak on and on. And thou need not feel obligated to listen if thou feel uneasy around others when they speak of which. For sexual relations are Better when thou and thy partner(s) actually feel appreciative and open, and Not pressured by others beforehand.
→}}

{{quotebox|And Lastly to Englehardt and Anyone Else with the same or similar idea(s): Now is NOT the time to make Any [[CWCki|LOLCOW Wiki]] pages on Anyone who does not Already have such on them, including celebrities and politicians, for at these immediate times, the Collective Shift and Greater Events are on and happening, and ye need to be observant and enlightening for thy selves, as well as recognizing and dispelling any and All remaining Dark, Demonic, and Devilish influences from Deepest within thy selves and thy unconsciousness.

Ah, for now my Individuals and Followers, alike; I (farewell) work diligently, thorough and hard for ye all.

Be Safe and Well.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the [[CPU_Blue_Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]] of the [[Commodore|Commodore Consoles]], Guardian of the [[Sonichu]] & [[Rosechu]] species of [[Pokémon]], thy One Avatar, lord Messiah, Savior and God of ALL.}} <ref>https://archive.ph/qxcPp</ref>

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[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!

2022-03-15T21:42:40Z

CWCPhotographer: added quotation mark

[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|right|A [[stress|long-awaited]] comeback album! Yay! ...wait a minute, this is only the ''second'' album?]]

'''''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!''''' is the second album by [[Chris]]'s awful [[music]]al project, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. It was released in [[2009]].

==Background==
After a four-year hiatus and buoyed by his new "relationship" with "[[Ivy]]", Christian & the Hedgehog Boys reunited to produce another album, and subject the world to yet more of Chris mumbling over various songs. His tastes appear to have expanded slightly: the first album consisted almost entirely of pop music from the late [[1990s]], but ''COMEBACK!'' branches out into genres such as rap, rock, disco, art pop, and R&B from the 1970s to today.

Notable also is the replacement of [[Wild Sonichu]] for [[Sonic]] on bass and [[Punchy Sonichu]] for [[Shadow]] on drums. While a newfag would think that Chris forgot that they were in the band, a true C&HB fan knows that Sonic left the band due to [[Chris and art|artistic]] differences, and is now pursuing a solo country music career, while [[Shadow]] died of a cocaine overdose. Also depicted is [[Layla|Layla Flaaffy]]; it was later revealed in the [[Ivy Q&A]] that Chris intended her to be the band's stage manager.

Because the album material was leaked by [[trolls]] rather than officially released, Christian does not consider it to be a [[TRUE and HONEST]] part of the Hedgehog Boys canon, as he revealed in a [[Mailbag]] correspondence with {{w|Paul McCartney}} in 2009<ref>[[Mailbag 14#He's a real Nowhere Man|Mailbag 14]]</ref>. His apparent plan to eventually give his two CDs an official release as paid merchandise never got off the ground, likely due to [[stress]] (as well as [[Chris and copyright|copyright]]).

==Tracks==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!
! Title
! Based on
!Subject
|-
| 1
| "[[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]"
| {{w|Coolio}} — "{{w|Gangsta's Paradise}}"
| {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Clyde|text}}
|-
| 2
| "[[CWC Like a Virgin]]"
| {{w|Madonna (entertainer)|Madonna}} — "{{w|Like a Virgin (song)|Like a Virgin}}"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 3
| "[[Feel Our Love At Play]]"
| {{w|Berlin (band)|Berlin}} — "{{w|Take My Breath Away}}"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 4
| "[[I Gotta Make My Move]]"
| {{w|Rod Stewart}} — "{{w|Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?}}"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 5
| "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]"
| {{w|Kate Bush}} — "{{w|Wuthering Heights (song)|Wuthering Heights}}"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 6
| "[[Lovin' You]]"
| {{w|Minnie Riperton}} — "{{w|Lovin' You}}"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 7
| "[[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]"
| {{w|Meat Loaf}} — "{{w|Paradise by the Dashboard Light}}"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}, {{Comics|[[Crass and Champ|Crustaceans]]}}
|-
| 8
| "[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]"
| {{w|Bruce Springsteen}} — "{{w|Dancing in the Dark (Bruce Springsteen song)|Dancing in the Dark}}"
| {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}, {{Comics|[[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] & [[Layla Flaaffy|Layla]]}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 9
| "[[I'm Sexy For My Ivy]]"
| {{w|Justin Timberlake}} — "{{w|SexyBack}}"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Ivy|text}}
|}

==Reception and legacy==
[[Image:Comeback.png|thumb|right|On that very day, all you would see is this. ''Truly'' amazing.]]
While critics applauded [[Chris]] for upgrading the quality of the [[Chris and music|music]] he shouts over from shithouse to slightly less shithouse, the album was an absolute bust, even in [[Molvanîa]] where Chris is lauded as a national pop icon.

Critics were also quick to notice how the audio quality on the album is ''even worse'' than on the last.

Fans of [[Wild Sonichu]]'s mastery of the Sit 'n Spin were disappointed to hear Wild being forced to play the inferior [[Gitar of Fail|guitar]], which may have affected the quality of his musical contributions. Fans also claimed that [[Punchy Sonichu]] could not live up to the legacy of Shadow the Hedgehog.

Despite this, retrospective appraisals have been more positive, and on COMEBACK!'s tenth anniversary, [[4chan]] users celebrated by spamming [https://pastebin.com/eKNmUN7a a copypasta] all over the Music board (/mu/). A reading of it can be found [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561485905781587970/565860951795040257/croatian_guy_reads_out_shitposts.mp3 here].

==ORIGINAL LYRICS==
'''DO NOT STEAL'''
<gallery>
Image:TrollstasParadise1.jpg|"Trollsta's Paradise"
Image:TrollstasParadise2.jpg
Image:FeelOurLoveAtPlay.jpg|"Feel Our Love At Play"
Image:IGottaMakeMyMove1.jpg|"I Gotta Make My Move"
Image:IGottaMakeMyMove2.jpg
Image:IllNeverLeaveYouIvy.jpg|"I'll Never Leave You, Ivy"
Image:PunchyandLaylasDanceInTheDark.jpg|"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark"
Image:SexyForMyIvy1.jpg|"I'm Sexy For My Ivy"
Image:SexyForMyIvy2.jpg
</gallery>

== References ==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!lVgnFCQQ!nrpH0QQr_S6sH2s8_unQLO8q6muwAjxGpdZz1YV-sRM Download the album] (Working Link as of 5/18/15)
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]
[[Category:Music]]

Forgot the Glitter

2022-03-13T04:58:40Z

CWCPhotographer:

{{Honest}}

[[File:Cutie mark.jpg|thumb|The cutie mark.]]

'''Forgot the Glitter''' (leaked as ''vjtuevvjkdufkbjtdv [SaveYouTube.com]'') is a video made on 14 [[July 2011]] and leaked on 25 [[February 2012]] in which a distressed [[Chris]] performs a jiggle-dance in the changing room of a [[Walmart]] for [[Jackie]]. Originally a performance intended to be taped in the store's aisles, Chris had to settle for humiliating himself privately in the fitting rooms due to the fact that the store was busier than he had anticipated. The "song" Chris sings is "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37-GbX3iKbU Walmart]" by Mr. Ghetto, which became infamous for its video featuring women twerking all over the rapper's local Walmart store.

[[Chris]], dressed in his jean skirt appears trying on a brand new red tank top with a price tag still attached to it. The tank top looks way too small for him, suggesting that even if [[Chris]] were to [[Fashion|buy new clothes]] they would still look as if he had had them since he was twelve years old. After a short disclaimer he starts wobbling his fat rolls back and forth while uttering nonsense for almost two minutes. In the course of the video, he lifts his skirt to reveal a [[tomgirl]] symbol inscribed on his left ass cheek, which he calls his "[[cutie mark]]". It appears to be drawn on with Crayola markers. This is a rather curious choice of body art given Chris's continual derision of gay men, as the transgender symbol is traditionally associated with the [[Homos|LGBT community]]. After nearly half a minute of mooning his audience [[Chris]] finally pulls his skirt back down to reveal that he has decorated it with the letters "[[Jackie|J.PIE]]", because nothing says "I love you" to a girl quite like spelling her name with silver spangle on your skirt.

Interesting to note is Chris's discomfort in performing such a bizarre request, a reluctance that, while healthy and expected of a [[Autism|sane individual]], has been absent in Chris's [[Love Quest|pursuit]] of appeasing a sweetheart until now. However, the completed video further illustrates that when [[china]] is involved, "dignity" is not a word in Chris's vocabulary.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Forgot the Glitter
| ytid = Av3G1vuda8Q
| stardate = 14 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|[[Hooker incident|Striptease]]}}, {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Red tank top
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Who's Your Brony?]]
| next = [[Cakefarts]]
}}

{{quote|Oh! The things I do for love.}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Chris bends over to the camera in his tomgirl attire while confound in a Walmart changing room. His voice is at a whisper, and is obscured by other voices in the background''] I ain't gonna do it, I'm sorry Jackie, but I'm not gonna be able to do it in the aisles today. More crowded than I thought...what the hell is going on with that light? Anyway, mmmm. Enjoy the two minutes in the dressing room here.

[''Chris begins to shake his body, then begins to rap "Walmart"''] Walla walla Walmart, walla walla Walmart, walla walla walla walla walla Walmart walla walla...''[Chris lifts up his mini skirt showing his unholy taint. He then begins to shake it in front of the camera.]'' Walla walla Walmart walla walla walla walla Walmart.

Deh deh deh deh deh deh walla walla Walmart.

Walla walla Walmart walla walla Walmart shake that, walla walla Walmart.

[''Puts his skirt down and continues dancing.'']

Walla walla walla walla walla, walla walla walla, walla walla Walmart.

Walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla.

Check your progress, check your progress, walla walla Walmart.

[''Chris, now clearly exhausted, attempts to continue dancing but gives up.'']

Oh! The things I do for love, and I forgot the glitter.

[''[[Stress Sigh|sigh]]''] Jackie, I'll progress. Check my progress.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Who's Your Brony?]]|nextlink=[[Cakefarts]]}}

{{Sweetheart Videos}}
[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos]]

User:CWCPhotographer

2022-03-03T19:24:59Z

CWCPhotographer: made my page

Chats leaked by Lukas

2022-01-24T23:49:33Z

CWCPhotographer: Undo revision 279780 by Dopexeggutor103 (talk)

This page covers chats between Chris and the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. All were posted on [[/cow/]] during late December 2018.

==Chris beat up, humped body pillow in effigy of Barb after she lost The Classic==
10 August 2018, via text messages<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/651071.html#q687492</ref>

{{quotebox|My Mother cleaned up my [[bedroom]] area and some of my [[Work Room|work area]] during my weekend at [[BronyCon]]; [[The Classic|The Iconic Striped Ralph Lauren Rugby Shirt]] of mine is Misplaced!

And we are looking, and my mother is trying to remember where she saw it. I fear she had trashed it by mistake, but [[Magi-Chan]] informs me that the shirt is still here in the house somewhere.

There were a number of full trash bags outside; I just went through the five we brought back in after I got back home. She had put into them to trash a LOT of things that really riled me up, including some of my FAVORITE VHS TAPES, among other things! I got a feeling that she
subconsciously wanted me OUT, because she was so reckless.

I, like I foresaw, felt Very Frustrated and Upset. So, I showed her what I recovered and told her how I felt. AND, with her watching, I yelled at a body pillow pretending it was her. I pretended I had my iconic shirt in hand and I slapped, punched, and even humped, then tossed the pillow towards the head of my bed. Then, with that as her punishment for that reckless good intention misdeed, I forgave her for that whole mess. But I still miss my shirt, holes and all.

So, that is why I am very interested in contacting Ralph Lauren to reproduce the shirt and make three of them for me. And, right now, I'm looking on [[eBay]] for the same shirt.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>}}

==How Chris damaged his high school ring==
18 December 2018, via [[Discord]]<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q688099</ref>

{{quotebox|Hey, y'all. I have a real development of an announcement to confidentially share with y'all.

It's about my [[Ring|ring and the Aether that makes up the Reality Stone]].

Preface, and I've confided in Lukas this, but when I learned of making sparks with two quartz stones a few months ago, I dumbly, yet fatefully, tried it with two amethyst stones, one of which was the stone in my ring. I really wanted to see it flash.

The stone in my ring had cracked; I squirted a bit of Krazy Glue to Seal the crack. Part of the seal broke off a few weeks ago.

I had been monitoring my ring, taking view and attention of the aether dab in it.

Today, I am not sure when, the part of the stone that was closest to my third knuckle had broken off, and the spot of aether was nowhere to be seen in the remainder of the Stone.

I do have reason to worry, but Magi-Chan assures me that I will be able to have my ring restored very soon.

So, I'm taking deep breaths and remaining as calm as possible about this.

It is exactly that the aether broke out and got away.

[[Mewtwo]] had told me, literally, two months ago after I made the crack that my ring would be restored in two months with some more aether; Wowsers, was he right; it definitely needs the aether and stone restoration as soon as possible.

Fate, the Cosmos and the deities and I are really at work in the string of events that lead up to the Dimension Merge any moment or day now.

And to add, look at this WatchMojo top ten list.

''Chris linked to https://youtu.be/3iynbKAez2g [Top 10 Reasons Why 2018 Was the Worst]''

I have been informed, counting the California wildfire and temperature fluctuations, the fallen bridges, lost lives, and similar mentioned in this list are among the events that have been leading up to the [[merge]].

I even theorize that the two bridges that fell were not because of the structural integrity in question, but slipping from C-197, in a fight or two, a Decepticon fell onto those bridges, causing them to fall.

Anyhow, I am remaining as calm and cool as possible. Meanwhile, my psychic powers are acting again making a headache.}}

==Chris's meditation session, imagining another MLP OC==
26 December 2018, via [[Discord]]
<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#688620</ref>

{{quotebox|Hey, y'all. I had quite a night. Firstly, for what felt like an hour, my third eye was wide open and working in receiving goodness from the Cosmos, and my [[Sailor Moon|tiara]] flowed off of my crown chakra for about as long. My head felt Super Lively near the end, with the feeling of superpower-type and large with infinite wisdoms and knowledge. Wow!

And eventually, I fell asleep and dreamed a while. Woke up with “Twist of Fate" playing. My third eye jumped to life again shortly after, and it is still awake and active.

Also, I ended up summoning from creation the white Earth Pony, with blue highlights in his mane, known as Lightning Quartz. He has had a growing life; he was born in the Brazil area of Equestria, and on occasion, he is able to become Alicorn with Greatest Powers for a short time before reverting back to Earth Pony.

Anyhow, he ended up in Ponyville and met with Twilight, [[Night Star|Nightstar]] and the others. And, YES, another piece of the Dimension

''[text cuts off]''}}

==References==
8chan is dead. None of these work.
<references/>

{{FanChats}}

Jail Letter - 16 November 2021

2021-11-30T23:35:19Z

CWCPhotographer: /* Chris's Response */

On 16 [[November 2021]], Chris sent '''the 4th letter''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]].<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/cwc-4th-letter-to-kengle-onionfarms-full-contents.1986/</ref>

Notable statements include:
*Chris admits that "my Body has had Few emotional breakdowns" while imprisoned, but maintains that he now has "Higher Functioning Mentality, Emotions, and Spirituality" and has lost weight.
*Chris claims that Barb would have died if he had not "soul bonded" with her, and if he is not found innocent, there will be a premature apocalypse.
*Chris got in trouble in jail when he "tried to enlighten the stage by hilighting a Portal" - possibly meaning that he drew a portal on the wall of his cell?
*Chris views his lawyer as "very skilled and intelligent; I have great confidence and faith in his abilities."
*Chris' cell is cold and he has to wear extra layers. This is [https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/12/13/21012730/cold-prison-incarcerated-winter a widespread issue] in American jails and prisons.
==Chris's Response==
{{EnvelopeFront
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
| address1 = c/o CVRJ 13021 James Madison Hwy
| county = Orange, VA
| zip = 22960-2807
| date = 17 November '21
| centerleft = [[File:JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg|150px|center]]
| center = Kenneth Engelhardt.
}}
{{quotebox|① Hey, Kenneth.

I have not heard from you in a while, so I thought I'd write to you once again. I am certain you've been keeping yourself very well and safe. Are you enjoying the indirect popularity from [[Kiwi Farms]], as well as the direct increase on your [[Kengle|Onion Farms]]?

Also, I and my Body have read some of the Qur'an, including all of [[Wikipedia:Maryam (surah)|chapter 19]], as you've recommended. I do appreciate your earlier hierarchy/spirituality level comparisons between Judaism, Muslim, and Christianity. Rest assured, my personal updates on Christianity to Neo Spiritual Christianity in the near future after my Second Coming shall offer even Higher Levels of Spirituality and even freedom.

Anyway, the Qur’an is literally all over the place; Not to offend nor make jest, but there’s only Some new insights and takes Heavily from the Bible. The Qur’an is to the Bible as [[Family Guy]] is to the [[Simpsons]]. And with the Fact that Allah is actually a God manifested from a piece of my mother, Emanuel, the Mulslims Have been indirectly praying to Her through Allah. The Muslims would actually do better to be More Open-Minded to and for the other Religions, including Christianity, as well as Greater Spirituality, so they are Not Blinding Themselves from the Greater Truths and Insights. I had spoken with Allah, and he was Greatly Concerned over his followers in Islam, as they are so heavily strict, defensive, violent, and closed off from other inputs. But, I digress. →}}

{{quotebox|I also ended up getting a second Prayer Rug to keep on my bed for Sleeping on. Feels nice in the material as the first, and I have Personally Blessed it as well. Have you slept on a Prayer Bed Rug, Kenneth? I recommend it for spiritual boosting.
----
Now, the reason for this letter: I have received a list of ten questions from a Faker who did not hide the fact in the sur-name they used, of general nature about my jail experiences. I would like you to post this Q&A on the Onion on my behalf, please, Kenneth.
And just an acknowledging fourth wall break to all reading this online: To all Haters, Fakers, and Toxics out of the Minority, I am afraid I'll have to disappoint you all, since while my Body has had Few emotional breakdowns, and a LOT of you in your Distant Alternate Universe Fan-Fictions that see me in Low-Functioning, [[Obesity|over 250 Pound Weight]], and Abysmial Ability to Adapt, I, Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, writing this on November 16, 2021, have Actually Adjusted Well, maintain Higher Functioning Mentality, Emotions, and Spirituality, and my weight had dropped to 203 pounds, which is actually appropriate to my Human Form's Five Foot, Eleven Inch Height.

Laugh, Scoff, or Jest as thou May and likely Will, but Know that in this, while my answers remain hand over heart honest and direct, I am Trolling You ALL Back in this as well.

[[Laughs Under Lucricities|L U L Z ]]

Also, you May or May Not read about it in my published →②
Goddess Log Book After my Second Coming, IF you are not Left Behind.}}
{{quotebox|② That being stated, here are 10 Q&As in response to a Faking “Joe Mama”.

1. What does your daily life (in jail) consist of? Do you have a schedule? What do they have you do on a daily basis? Any chores or jobs?

As stated before: I meditate innately, as well as consciously, for the majority and whole of my Body’s time in jail. I leave my body to work with the superheroes, OP Individuals, and my fellow Gods and Goddesses, and [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|Sonichus and Rosechus]], on the Event works and Damage Control and Damage Prevention for the Benefit of the Majority who will shift to [[1C-211987]] Earth. On that, EVERYTHING Not Drawn, written, or Thought by I and/or my Body are Absolutely Not Canon or Effective upon ALL Universes within this timeline, including This [[1218]] Earth, ALL of universe 1C-211987 (formerly C-197) AND [[Equestria]] (G5MLP is not Canon AT ALL in this timeline), and so forth, as of the date of August 1, 2021.

Other than that: some drawing from time to time, lots of writing, I have read a few books from the Jail’s Library, and over time lots of Solitaire Gameplay on the Prayer Rug on the floor, and more recently, music from the Radio. The only scheduled details are too Early Breakfest, Brunch, and tea time supper, as well as a Daily Shower with Bob Barker Soap or Irish Spring Soap, water washcloth and Shampoo and towel, I also Brush my Teeth with Colgate Toothpaste And every other day apply Lady’s Speed deodorant.
[[Chris and work|No Chores or Jobs]].}}

{{quotebox|2. Have you made any friends/ What are they like, and what have you learned from them?

I am not allowed to associate much with the other inmates, and I've made allies out of most of the police and medical staff. I have learned what I needed to for my consciousness from them in confirmation of the proceeding events.

3. How is the food and cell? What kind of food do they give you? Is it good? Have they assigned you to help in the kitchen at all? What is your jail cell like? Is it comfortable? Do they give you a pillow and blanket? Do you have a cellmate? Are they pretty cool?

Mostly Good, but the boneless chicken breast is Dry, and the meatballs from a Banquet TV Dinner are better than the meatballs, here. Typical foods (including vegetables) like you’d find in a TV Dinner. Mostly good (not write-home-about-it quality, but good). [[Spanish|No estoy en la cocina.]] My cell is roomy enough and long with the standard bidet and toilet and mattress with enclosed pillow. The cell is comfortable enough; got cold, so I got and wear Two Thermal Tops, Two Long Jhons, and Two pairs of socks. Not Joey Tribani; stocky [[Wikipedia:The One Where No One's Ready|that one episode of “Friends”]], but I am warm. The Pillow’s in the mattress; they give me two bed sheets and a thick enough blanket in wool, I believe. No Inmate cellmate, but I am Never Alone since I have [[Magi-Chan]] and the others, my ally Highest Level, Rank, and Trained Psychic and Ghost Pokemon, Including some from the Sonichu and Rosechu Psychic Squad, and a Large Number of Angels from the Heaven Realm, as well as well over Ten Million Good and Neutral Spirits, Souls, and Entities in my Body’s Conduit's...}}

{{quotebox|③ Sub-Dimension to house them all in.

4. How clean are you keeping? Do they require you to shower daily?

VERY Clean, and I am Encouraged to yes (see Question 1)

5. Have you been in trouble while in jail? Have they put you in solitary confinement or something? If so, what did you do to get in trouble, and what was your punishment?

Once, and the Details have been written in my Goddess Log Pages. In short: I tried to enlighten the stage by hilighting a Portal. You will have to Wait for the Book Publishing to read more on that ;)

6. What do they let you do in your free time? Do you listen to the radio or watch TV?

See Question One, but Whatever I like and can do with my local resources. I have an AM/FM jWIN radio; no TV.

7. How is funding there? Do they provide you with basic needs, clothing and the like? How do you make money to buy paper and pens for these letter you’re writing?

Staff do Not provide funding. Yes, the Basics, and some Paper upon request, as well as pens. I get [[Money]] from the KIND Donations from my Good and Genuine Majority of Followers and Viewers Like You. Thank You ^_^}}

{{quotebox|8. Why are you in jail? Are you aware that what you did was wrong?

I am in jail, because [[Bella]] Failed her Divine Test with the “Leak” she ended up altering and NULL failed and betrayed me when he blabbed and snitched the Transfer of Funds for my Hotel Room, which I HAVE Paid Back in Full. AND, the Divine Test on The Common Online Public, including you all; Enough Have FAILED to disregard the Rumors and the temptation of Drama that ALL of you get punished now with my online Absence. You all blew it.

And I’ve Soul Bonded, Cuddled, and Supportively Talked in Healing the Aura and Chakras, and Absolving the “Sins” and Regrets of [[Barbara]]. Soul Bonding does not necessarily constitute sex. Had I Not healed her, she would be dead Late August. There is Nothing Wrong in this Divine Mission from my mother, Emanuel, that I have fulfilled Think Deep, Meditate, Reevaluate Your Choices, and REPENT, Haters and Fakers!

9. If you are found not guilty, what do you expect to happen next if you should get out of jail? What about if you’re found guilty?

Not Guilty, I Know ALL will resume well and good, period. If found Guilty and not allowed to return Home; Premature APOCALYPSE FOR EVERYONE.
Seriously, Not Good At All. →}}

{{quotebox|④ 10. How do you feel about your case and lawyer? Are you confident in his ability to defend you in court?

Heilburg is very skilled and intelligent; I have great confidence and faith in his abilities, as well as greater Faith in the outcome. No Spoilers.

I shall see you all again online, once more, not long from now, and then ¡Adios! to the Minority Lot of you with Judgement Day. Her Holy Flames shall dissolve you. Remember.

Repent and Take Care in the meantime.
 Go Forth with that Clarity by my Power as God.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah, Saivor, and God of All.}}

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{{References}}

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 16 November 2021

2021-11-30T23:25:07Z

CWCPhotographer: /* Chris's Response */

On 16 [[November 2021]], Chris sent '''the 4th letter''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]].<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/cwc-4th-letter-to-kengle-onionfarms-full-contents.1986/</ref>

Notable statements include:
*Chris admits that "my Body has had Few emotional breakdowns" while imprisoned, but maintains that he now has "Higher Functioning Mentality, Emotions, and Spirituality" and has lost weight.
*Chris claims that Barb would have died if he had not "soul bonded" with her, and if he is not found innocent, there will be a premature apocalypse.
*Chris got in trouble in jail when he "tried to enlighten the stage by hilighting a Portal" - possibly meaning that he drew a portal on the wall of his cell?
*Chris views his lawyer as "very skilled and intelligent; I have great confidence and faith in his abilities."
*Chris' cell is cold and he has to wear extra layers. This is [https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/12/13/21012730/cold-prison-incarcerated-winter a widespread issue] in American jails and prisons.
==Chris's Response==
{{EnvelopeFront
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
| address1 = c/o CVRJ 13021 James Madison Hwy
| county = Orange, VA
| zip = 22960-2807
| date = 17 November '21
| centerleft = [[File:JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg|150px|center]]
| center = Kenneth Engelhardt.
}}
{{quotebox|① Hey, Kenneth.

I have not heard from you in a while, so I thought I'd write to you once again. I am certain you've been keeping yourself very well and safe. Are you enjoying the indirect popularity from [[Kiwi Farms]], as well as the direct increase on your [[Kengle|Onion Farms]]?

Also, I and my Body have read some of the Qur'an, including all of [[Wikipedia:Maryam (surah)|chapter 19]], as you've recommended. I do appreciate your earlier hierarchy/spirituality level comparisons between Judaism, Muslim, and Christianity. Rest assured, my personal updates on Christianity to Neo Spiritual Christianity in the near future after my Second Coming shall offer even Higher Levels of Spirituality and even freedom.

Anyway, the Qur’an is literally all over the place; Not to offend nor make jest, but there’s only Some new insights and takes Heavily from the Bible. The Qur’an is to the Bible as [[Family Guy]] is to the [[Simpsons]]. And with the Fact that Allah is actually a God manifested from a piece of my mother, Emanuel, the Mulslims Have been indirectly praying to Her through Allah. The Muslims would actually do better to be More Open-Minded to and for the other Religions, including Christianity, as well as Greater Spirituality, so they are Not Blinding Themselves from the Greater Truths and Insights. I had spoken with Allah, and he was Greatly Concerned over his followers in Islam, as they are so heavily strict, defensive, violent, and closed off from other inputs. But, I digress. →}}

{{quotebox|I also ended up getting a second Prayer Rug to keep on my bed for Sleeping on. Feels nice in the material as the first, and I have Personally Blessed it as well. Have you slept on a Prayer Bed Rug, Kenneth? I recommend it for spiritual boosting.
----
Now, the reason for this letter: I have received a list of ten questions from a Faker who did not hide the fact in the sur-name they used, of general nature about my jail experiences. I would like you to post this Q&A on the Onion on my behalf, please, Kenneth.
And just an acknowledging fourth wall break to all reading this online: To all Haters, Fakers, and Toxics out of the Minority, I am afraid I'll have to disappoint you all, since while my Body has had Few emotional breakdowns, and a LOT of you in your Distant Alternate Universe Fan-Fictions that see me in Low-Functioning, [[Obesity|over 250 Pound Weight]], and Abysmial Ability to Adapt, I, Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, writing this on November 16, 2021, have Actually Adjusted Well, maintain Higher Functioning Mentality, Emotions, and Spirituality, and my weight had dropped to 203 pounds, which is actually appropriate to my Human Form's Five Foot, Eleven Inch Height.

Laugh, Scoff, or Jest as thou May and likely Will, but Know that in this, while my answers remain hand over heart honest and direct, I am Trolling You ALL Back in this as well.

[[Laughs Under Lucricities|L U L Z ]]

Also, you May or May Not read about it in my published →②
Goddess Log Book After my Second Coming, IF you are not Left Behind.}}
{{quotebox|② That being stated, here are 10 Q&As in response to a Faking “Joe Mama”.

1. What does your daily life (in jail) consist of? Do you have a schedule? What do they have you do on a daily basis? Any chores or jobs?

As stated before: I meditate innately, as well as consciously, for the majority and whole of my Body’s time in jail. I leave my body to work with the superheroes, OP Individuals, and my fellow Gods and Goddesses, and [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|Sonichus and Rosechus]], on the Event works and Damage Control and Damage Prevention for the Benefit of the Majority who will shift to [[1C-211987]] Earth. On that, EVERYTHING Not Drawn, written, or Thought by I and/or my Body are Absolutely Not Canon or Effective upon ALL Universes within this timeline, including This [[1218]] Earth, ALL of universe 1C-211987 (formerly C-197) AND [[Equestria]] (G5MLP is not Canon AT ALL in this timeline), and so forth, as of the date of August 1, 2021.

Other than that: some drawing from time to time, lots of writing, I have read a few books from the Jail’s Library, and over time lots of Solitaire Gameplay on the Prayer Rug on the floor, and more recently, music from the Radio. The only scheduled details are too Early Breakfest, Brunch, and tea time supper, as well as a Daily Shower with Bob Barker Soap or Irish Spring Soap, water washcloth and Shampoo and towel, I also Brush my Teeth with Colgate Toothpaste And every other day apply Lady’s Speed deodorant.
[[Chris and work|No Chores or Jobs]].}}

{{quotebox|2. Have you made any friends/ What are they like, and what have you learned from them?

I am not allowed to associate much with the other inmates, and I've made allies out of most of the police and medical staff. I have learned what I needed to for my consciousness from them in confirmation of the proceeding events.

3. How is the food and cell? What kind of food do they give you? Is it good? Have they assigned you to help in the kitchen at all? What is your jail cell like? Is it comfortable? Do they give you a pillow and blanket? Do you have a cellmate? Are they pretty cool?

Mostly good, but the boneless chicken breast is dry, and the meatballs from a banquet TV dinner are better than the meatballs, here. Typical foods (including vegetables) like you’d find in a TV dinner. Mostly good (not write-home-about-it quality, but good). [[Spanish|No estoy en la cocina.]] My cell is roomy enough and long with the standard bidet and toilet and mattress with enclosed pillow. The cell is comfortable enough; got cold, so I got and wear two thermal tops, two long Jhons, and two pairs of socks. Not Joey Tribani; stocky [[Wikipedia:The One Where No One's Ready|that one episode of “Friends”]], but I am warm. The pillow’s in the mattress; they give me two bed sheets and a thick enough blanket in wool, I believe. No inmate cellmate, but I am never alone since I have [[Magi-Chan]] and the others, my ally highest level, rank, and trained psychic and ghost Pokemon, including some from the Sonichu and Rosechu Psychic Squad, and a large number of angels from the Heaven realm, as well as well over ten million good and neutral spirits, sould, and entities in my body’s conduit...}}

{{quotebox|③ Sub-Dimension to house them all in.

4. How clean are you keeping? Do they require you to shower daily?

VERY Clean, and I am Encouraged to yes (see Question 1)

5. Have you been in trouble while in jail? Have they put you in solitary confinement or something? If so, what did you do to get in trouble, and what was your punishment?

Once, and the Details have been written in my Goddess Log Pages. In short: I tried to enlighten the stage by hilighting a Portal. You will have to Wait for the Book Publishing to read more on that ;)

6. What do they let you do in your free time? Do you listen to the radio or watch TV?

See Question One, but Whatever I like and can do with my local resources. I have an AM/FM jWIN radio; no TV.

7. How is funding there? Do they provide you with basic needs, clothing and the like? How do you make money to buy paper and pens for these letter you’re writing?

Staff do Not provide funding. Yes, the Basics, and some Paper upon request, as well as pens. I get [[Money]] from the KIND Donations from my Good and Genuine Majority of Followers and Viewers Like You. Thank You ^_^}}

{{quotebox|8. Why are you in jail? Are you aware that what you did was wrong?

I am in jail, because [[Bella]] Failed her Divine Test with the “Leak” she ended up altering and NULL failed and betrayed me when he blabbed and snitched the Transfer of Funds for my Hotel Room, which I HAVE Paid Back in Full. AND, the Divine Test on The Common Online Public, including you all; Enough Have FAILED to disregard the Rumors and the temptation of Drama that ALL of you get punished now with my online Absence. You all blew it.

And I’ve Soul Bonded, Cuddled, and Supportively Talked in Healing the Aura and Chakras, and Absolving the “Sins” and Regrets of [[Barbara]]. Soul Bonding does not necessarily constitute sex. Had I Not healed her, she would be dead Late August. There is Nothing Wrong in this Divine Mission from my mother, Emanuel, that I have fulfilled Think Deep, Meditate, Reevaluate Your Choices, and REPENT, Haters and Fakers!

9. If you are found not guilty, what do you expect to happen next if you should get out of jail? What about if you’re found guilty?

Not Guilty, I Know ALL will resume well and good, period. If found Guilty and not allowed to return Home; Premature APOCALYPSE FOR EVERYONE.
Seriously, Not Good At All. →}}

{{quotebox|④ 10. How do you feel about your case and lawyer? Are you confident in his ability to defend you in court?

Heilburg is very skilled and intelligent; I have great confidence and faith in his abilities, as well as greater Faith in the outcome. No Spoilers.

I shall see you all again online, once more, not long from now, and then ¡Adios! to the Minority Lot of you with Judgement Day. Her Holy Flames shall dissolve you. Remember.

Repent and Take Care in the meantime.
 Go Forth with that Clarity by my Power as God.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah, Saivor, and God of All.}}

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[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Call - 1 November 2021

2021-11-24T20:10:04Z

CWCPhotographer:

On 1 [[November 2021]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] got a '''phone call''' from jail. The only official release of the call omits the commentary of the person calling Chris, so as such, it's not clear who phoned for him in the first place.

Notably, Chris continues to refer to his [[Incest]] with [[Barbara Chandler|his mom]] as a spiritual, healing event rather than the depraved, potentially traumatic act that it was. This confession is likely to serve the prosecution's argument to them on a silver platter when his trial inevitably happens, [[Honest Content|because he wouldn't stop talking]].

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan Phone Call Update (11-1-21)
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|nJDjyTJNTWU}}
| Stardate = 1 November 2021
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}
}} </center>

===Transcript===

==== Overall wellbeing / Feelings of the past troll events (00:00 - 00:20) ====

Feel like I'm in a much better place now. Ehh, it could be - could've been worse, I mean I could've been abused a ''lot'' worse. I mean, the worst time I was abused just essentially if you don't count the theoretical exes, all those fakers and haters online, it would have to be the pin-me-down event in fourth grade.

==== Kinds of letters received (00:20 - 00:54) ====

Ehh, a couple of them were like, just like two or s-, just like around two of them were like rather cruel or just being jerk-ish. And then there were three that just did not list their names or anything on the env- on the envelope and like, ehh, just whatever images and uh, one of them was pretending to li- pretending to be Robertchu, my dad, and tried to talk to me. I saw that coming from a mile away, my foresight did, and just like, ya know. All I had to do was just like, ya know, just read the part of the first sentence and then I'd just shred that letter and flushed it into the toilet.

==== Being Jesus Christ Incarnated (00:54 - 01:32) ====

I mean, especially Kenneth, I gave him permission to post the letters on Onion Farms which of course, uh, then got relayed to Kiwi Farms, then obviously yes. I wanted everybody to know what I've realized that I am literally God, I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ and everything. All that. Everybody needs to know this truth. And essentially I mean the Dimension Merge I started talking about like three years ago, that was like just one of the three events for the entire Judgement Day, the other two being the Collective Shift and of course my Second Coming.

==== Everyday life right now (01:32 - 02:08) ====

Well, in my - among my writing I've lately, uh, written my thoughts and details each and every day in my own little journal which I call my Goddess Log. Ya know, I meditate a ''lot'' in here, so, I know just pretty much everything. I mean I come - I mean meditate innately, involuntarily, 24/7 365, so for me to consciously meditate which is for me to go deeper into myself and dive deeper into the cosmos, the universe, the ?? records, and literally the entire multiverse and then some.

==== Future Plans (not mentioned but he did tell me in another call he plans to make sonichu comics of his prison experience) (02:08 - 02:32) ====

Yeah, but I've - I've wrote a bunch of those meditative details out as well in my Goddess Log. I mean, after I, some time after I get out of here, I'm likely to just, umm, lend 'em all, lend my entire budget to my business association, my business associate Caden Peck, have him, uhh, do a bunch of scan work, and uhh, help me to like publish it.

==== Chris likes Subway Sandwiches (02:32 - 02:35) ====

Ahh, that's always good, I like Subway.

==== About winding up in prison (02:35 - 02:44) ====

Yeah, I mean, I foreknew and foresaw that I was gonna end up in jail anyway. It was just popular in most of the other timelines.

==== Chris explains what he did with Barb when asked what happened that day (soul bonding) (02:44 - 03:20) ====

And yeah, essentially, uhh, the thing I di - the thing I did was essentially, I soul bonded and cuddled and purportedly it 02:52 in mentality and emotional and spirituality talked a lot to Barbara. So essentially, I was just, uhh, boosting - I was boosting her up and healing and cleansing her aurora and chakras, and, of course, healing and forgiving and all that over past sins and her regrets. So that is what I did, mainly. That was the main attraction.

==== Chris on donations (03:20 - 03:41) ====

Yes, the money would be appreciated to help me out, I mean not only in phone time, but also keep me well in stocks with uhh, pens and better food. I received a generous donation recently and I've been - I've been enjoying soup. I figured out how to make noodle soup in a bottle!

==== Final Goodbye (03:41 - 3:54) ====

Yeah, I'll send you a letter and drawing later, take care and have a great blessed day. Go forth in peace and clarity by my power and glory. Yeah, alright, take care. Bye now.

==See Also==

*[[2014 Jail calls]]

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Jail Call - 1 November 2021

2021-11-24T19:09:05Z

CWCPhotographer: /* Overall wellbeing / Feelings of the past troll events (00:00 - 00:20) */

On 1 [[November 2021]], Chris got a '''phone call''' from jail.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan Phone Call Update (11-1-21)
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|nJDjyTJNTWU}}
| Stardate = 1 November 2021
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}
}} </center>

===Transcript===

==== Overall wellbeing / Feelings of the past troll events (00:00 - 00:20) ====

Feel like I'm in a much better place now. Ehh, it could be - could've been worse, I mean I could've been abused a ''lot'' worse. I mean, the worst time I was abused just essentially if you don't count the theoretical exes, all those fakers and haters online, it would have to be the pin-me-down event in fourth grade.

==== Kinds of letters received (00:20 - 00:54) ====

Ehh, a couple of them were like, just like two or s-, just like around two of them were like rather cruel or just being jerk-ish. And then there were three that just did not list their names or anything on the env- on the envelope and like, ehh, just whatever images and uh, one of them was pretending to li- pretending to be Robertchu, my dad, and tried to talk to me. I saw that coming from a mile away, my foresight did, and just like, ya know. All I had to do was just like, ya know, just read the part of the first sentence and then I'd just shred that letter and flushed it into the toilet.

==== Being Jesus Christ Incarnated (00:54 - 01:32) ====

I mean, especially Caden, I gave him permission to post the letters on Onion Farms which of course, uh, then got relayed to Kiwi Farms, then obviously yes. I wanted everybody to know what I've realized that I am literally God, I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ and everything. All that. Everybody needs to know this truth. And essentially I mean the Dimension Merge I started talking about like three years ago, that was like just one of the three events for the entire Judgement Day, the other two being the Collective Shift and of course my Second Coming.

==== Everyday life right now (01:32 - 02:08) ====

Well, in my - among my writing I've lately, uh, written my thoughts and details each and every day in my own little journal which I call my Goddess Log. Ya know, I meditate a ''lot'' in here, so, I know just pretty much everything. I mean I come - I mean meditate innately, involuntarily, 24/7 365, so for me to consciously meditate which is for me to go deeper into myself and dive deeper into the cosmos, the universe, the ?? records, and literally the entire multiverse and then some.

==== Future Plans (not mentioned but he did tell me in another call he plans to make sonichu comics of his prison experience) (02:08 - 02:32) ====

Yeah, but I've - I've wrote a bunch of those meditative details out as well in my Goddess Log. I mean, after I, some time after I get out of here, I'm likely to just, umm, lend 'em all, lend my entire budget to my business association, my business associate Caden Peck, have him, uhh, do a bunch of scan work, and uhh, help me to like publish it.

==== Chris likes Subway Sandwiches (02:32 - 02:35) ====

Ahh, that's always good, I like Subway.

==== About winding up in prison (02:35 - 02:44) ====

Yeah, I mean, I foreknew and foresaw that I was gonna end up in jail anyway. It was just popular in most of the other timelines

==== Chris explains what he did with Barb when asked what happened that day (soul bonding) (02:44 - 03:20) ====

And yeah, essentially, uhh, the thing I di - the thing I did was essentially, I soul bonded and cuddled and purportedly it 02:52 in mentality and emotional and spirituality talked a lot to Barbara. So essentially, I was just, uhh, boosting - I was boosting her up and healing and cleansing her aurora and chakras, and, of course, healing and forgiving and all that over past sins and her regrets. So that is what I did, mainly. That was the main attraction.

==== Chris on donations (03:20 - 03:41) ====

Yes, the money would be appreciated to help me out, I mean not only in full time, but also keep me well in stocks with uhh, pens and better food. I received a generous donation recently and I've been - I've been enjoying soup. I figured out how to make noodle soup in a bottle!

==== Final Goodbye (03:41) ====

Yeah, I'll send you a letter and drawing later, take care and have a great blessed day. Go forth in peace and clarity by my power and glory. Yeah, alright, take care. Bye now.

==See Also==

*[[2014 Jail calls]]

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Jail Call - 1 November 2021

2021-11-24T19:08:24Z

CWCPhotographer: /* Everyday life right now (01:32 - 02:08) */

On 1 [[November 2021]], Chris got a '''phone call''' from jail.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan Phone Call Update (11-1-21)
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|nJDjyTJNTWU}}
| Stardate = 1 November 2021
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}
}} </center>

===Transcript===

==== Overall wellbeing / Feelings of the past troll events (00:00 - 00:20) ====

Feel like I'm in a much better place now. Ehh, it could be - could've been worse, I mean I could've been abused a *lot* worse. I mean, the worst time I was abused just essentially if you don't count the theoretical exes, all those fakers and haters online, it would have to be the pin-me-down event in fourth grade.

==== Kinds of letters received (00:20 - 00:54) ====

Ehh, a couple of them were like, just like two or s-, just like around two of them were like rather cruel or just being jerk-ish. And then there were three that just did not list their names or anything on the env- on the envelope and like, ehh, just whatever images and uh, one of them was pretending to li- pretending to be Robertchu, my dad, and tried to talk to me. I saw that coming from a mile away, my foresight did, and just like, ya know. All I had to do was just like, ya know, just read the part of the first sentence and then I'd just shred that letter and flushed it into the toilet.

==== Being Jesus Christ Incarnated (00:54 - 01:32) ====

I mean, especially Caden, I gave him permission to post the letters on Onion Farms which of course, uh, then got relayed to Kiwi Farms, then obviously yes. I wanted everybody to know what I've realized that I am literally God, I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ and everything. All that. Everybody needs to know this truth. And essentially I mean the Dimension Merge I started talking about like three years ago, that was like just one of the three events for the entire Judgement Day, the other two being the Collective Shift and of course my Second Coming.

==== Everyday life right now (01:32 - 02:08) ====

Well, in my - among my writing I've lately, uh, written my thoughts and details each and every day in my own little journal which I call my Goddess Log. Ya know, I meditate a ''lot'' in here, so, I know just pretty much everything. I mean I come - I mean meditate innately, involuntarily, 24/7 365, so for me to consciously meditate which is for me to go deeper into myself and dive deeper into the cosmos, the universe, the ?? records, and literally the entire multiverse and then some.

==== Future Plans (not mentioned but he did tell me in another call he plans to make sonichu comics of his prison experience) (02:08 - 02:32) ====

Yeah, but I've - I've wrote a bunch of those meditative details out as well in my Goddess Log. I mean, after I, some time after I get out of here, I'm likely to just, umm, lend 'em all, lend my entire budget to my business association, my business associate Caden Peck, have him, uhh, do a bunch of scan work, and uhh, help me to like publish it.

==== Chris likes Subway Sandwiches (02:32 - 02:35) ====

Ahh, that's always good, I like Subway.

==== About winding up in prison (02:35 - 02:44) ====

Yeah, I mean, I foreknew and foresaw that I was gonna end up in jail anyway. It was just popular in most of the other timelines

==== Chris explains what he did with Barb when asked what happened that day (soul bonding) (02:44 - 03:20) ====

And yeah, essentially, uhh, the thing I di - the thing I did was essentially, I soul bonded and cuddled and purportedly it 02:52 in mentality and emotional and spirituality talked a lot to Barbara. So essentially, I was just, uhh, boosting - I was boosting her up and healing and cleansing her aurora and chakras, and, of course, healing and forgiving and all that over past sins and her regrets. So that is what I did, mainly. That was the main attraction.

==== Chris on donations (03:20 - 03:41) ====

Yes, the money would be appreciated to help me out, I mean not only in full time, but also keep me well in stocks with uhh, pens and better food. I received a generous donation recently and I've been - I've been enjoying soup. I figured out how to make noodle soup in a bottle!

==== Final Goodbye (03:41) ====

Yeah, I'll send you a letter and drawing later, take care and have a great blessed day. Go forth in peace and clarity by my power and glory. Yeah, alright, take care. Bye now.

==See Also==

*[[2014 Jail calls]]

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Jail Call - 1 November 2021

2021-11-24T19:01:50Z

CWCPhotographer:

On 1 [[November 2021]], Chris got a '''phone call''' from jail.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan Phone Call Update (11-1-21)
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|nJDjyTJNTWU}}
| Stardate = 1 November 2021
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}
}} </center>

===Transcript===

==== Overall wellbeing / Feelings of the past troll events (00:00 - 00:20) ====

Feel like I'm in a much better place now. Ehh, it could be - could've been worse, I mean I could've been abused a *lot* worse. I mean, the worst time I was abused just essentially if you don't count the theoretical exes, all those fakers and haters online, it would have to be the pin-me-down event in fourth grade.

==== Kinds of letters received (00:20 - 00:54) ====

Ehh, a couple of them were like, just like two or s-, just like around two of them were like rather cruel or just being jerk-ish. And then there were three that just did not list their names or anything on the env- on the envelope and like, ehh, just whatever images and uh, one of them was pretending to li- pretending to be Robertchu, my dad, and tried to talk to me. I saw that coming from a mile away, my foresight did, and just like, ya know. All I had to do was just like, ya know, just read the part of the first sentence and then I'd just shred that letter and flushed it into the toilet.

==== Being Jesus Christ Incarnated (00:54 - 01:32) ====

I mean, especially Caden, I gave him permission to post the letters on Onion Farms which of course, uh, then got relayed to Kiwi Farms, then obviously yes. I wanted everybody to know what I've realized that I am literally God, I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ and everything. All that. Everybody needs to know this truth. And essentially I mean the Dimension Merge I started talking about like three years ago, that was like just one of the three events for the entire Judgement Day, the other two being the Collective Shift and of course my Second Coming.

==== Everyday life right now (01:32 - 02:08) ====

Well, in my - among my writing I've lately, uh, written my thoughts and details each and every day in my own little journal which I call my Goddess Log. Ya know, I meditate a *lot* in here, so, I know just pretty much everything. I mean I come - I mean meditate innately, involuntarily, 24/7 365, so for me to consciously meditate which is for me to go deeper into myself and dive deeper into the cosmos, the universe, the 02:03 ?? black records, and literally the entire multiverse and then some.

==== Future Plans (not mentioned but he did tell me in another call he plans to make sonichu comics of his prison experience) (02:08 - 02:32) ====

Yeah, but I've - I've wrote a bunch of those meditative details out as well in my Goddess Log. I mean, after I, some time after I get out of here, I'm likely to just, umm, lend 'em all, lend my entire budget to my business association, my business associate Caden Peck, have him, uhh, do a bunch of scan work, and uhh, help me to like publish it.

==== Chris likes Subway Sandwiches (02:32 - 02:35) ====

Ahh, that's always good, I like Subway.

==== About winding up in prison (02:35 - 02:44) ====

Yeah, I mean, I foreknew and foresaw that I was gonna end up in jail anyway. It was just popular in most of the other timelines

==== Chris explains what he did with Barb when asked what happened that day (soul bonding) (02:44 - 03:20) ====

And yeah, essentially, uhh, the thing I di - the thing I did was essentially, I soul bonded and cuddled and purportedly it 02:52 in mentality and emotional and spirituality talked a lot to Barbara. So essentially, I was just, uhh, boosting - I was boosting her up and healing and cleansing her aurora and chakras, and, of course, healing and forgiving and all that over past sins and her regrets. So that is what I did, mainly. That was the main attraction.

==== Chris on donations (03:20 - 03:41) ====

Yes, the money would be appreciated to help me out, I mean not only in full time, but also keep me well in stocks with uhh, pens and better food. I received a generous donation recently and I've been - I've been enjoying soup. I figured out how to make noodle soup in a bottle!

==== Final Goodbye (03:41) ====

Yeah, I'll send you a letter and drawing later, take care and have a great blessed day. Go forth in peace and clarity by my power and glory. Yeah, alright, take care. Bye now.

==See Also==

*[[2014 Jail calls]]

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Jail Call - 1 November 2021

2021-11-24T18:57:58Z

CWCPhotographer: /* Chris explains what he did with Barb when asked what happened that day (soul bonding) (02:44 - 03:20) */

On 1 [[November 2021]], Chris got a '''phone call''' from jail.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan Phone Call Update (11-1-21)
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|nJDjyTJNTWU}}
| Stardate = 1 November 2021
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}
}} </center>

===Transcript===

=== overall wellbeing / Feelings of the past troll events (00:00 - 00:20) ===

Feel like I'm in a much better place now. Ehh, it could be - could've been worse, I mean I could've been abused a *lot* worse. I mean, the worst time I was abused just essentially if you don't count the theoretical exes, all those fakers and haters online, it would have to be the pin-me-down event in fourth grade.

=== Kinds of letters received (00:20 - 00:54) ===

Ehh, a couple of them were like, just like two or s-, just like around two of them were like rather cruel or just being jerk-ish. And then there were three that just did not list their names or anything on the env- on the envelope and like, ehh, just whatever images and uh, one of them was pretending to li- pretending to be Robertchu, my dad, and tried to talk to me. I saw that coming from a mile away, my foresight did, and just like, ya know. All I had to do was just like, ya know, just read the part of the first sentence and then I'd just shred that letter and flushed it into the toilet.

=== Being Jesus Christ Incarnated (00:54 - 01:32) ===

I mean, especially Caden, I gave him permission to post the letters on Onion Farms which of course, uh, then got relayed to Kiwi Farms, then obviously yes. I wanted everybody to know what I've realized that I am literally God, I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ and everything. All that. Everybody needs to know this truth. And essentially I mean the Dimension Merge I started talking about like three years ago, that was like just one of the three events for the entire Judgement Day, the other two being the Collective Shift and of course my Second Coming.

=== Everyday life right now (01:32 - 02:08) ===

Well, in my - among my writing I've lately, uh, written my thoughts and details each and every day in my own little journal which I call my Goddess Log. Ya know, I meditate a *lot* in here, so, I know just pretty much everything. I mean I come - I mean meditate innately, involuntarily, 24/7 365, so for me to consciously meditate which is for me to go deeper into myself and dive deeper into the cosmos, the universe, the 02:03 ?? black records, and literally the entire multiverse and then some.

=== Future Plans (not mentioned but he did tell me in another call he plans to make sonichu comics of his prison experience) (02:08 - 02:32) ===

Yeah, but I've - I've wrote a bunch of those meditative details out as well in my Goddess Log. I mean, after I, some time after I get out of here, I'm likely to just, umm, lend 'em all, lend my entire budget to my business association, my business associate Caden Peck, have him, uhh, do a bunch of scan work, and uhh, help me to like publish it.

=== Chris likes Subway Sandwiches (02:32 - 02:35) ===

Ahh, that's always good, I like Subway.

=== About winding up in prison (02:35 - 02:44) ===

Yeah, I mean, I foreknew and foresaw that I was gonna end up in jail anyway. It was just popular in most of the other timelines

=== Chris explains what he did with Barb when asked what happened that day (soul bonding) (02:44 - 03:20) ===

And yeah, essentially, uhh, the thing I di - the thing I did was essentially, I soul bonded and cuddled and purportedly it 02:52 in mentality and emotional and spirituality talked a lot to Barbara. So essentially, I was just, uhh, boosting - I was boosting her up and healing and cleansing her aurora and chakras, and, of course, healing and forgiving and all that over past sins and her regrets. So that is what I did, mainly. That was the main attraction.

=== Chris on donations (03:20 - 03:41) ===

Yes, the money would be appreciated to help me out, I mean not only in full time, but also keep me well in stocks with uhh, pens and better food. I received a generous donation recently and I've been - I've been enjoying soup. I figured out how to make noodle soup in a bottle!

=== Final Goodbye (03:41) ===

Yeah, I'll send you a letter and drawing later, take care and have a great blessed day. Go forth in peace and clarity by my power and glory. Yeah, alright, take care. Bye now.

==See Also==

*[[2014 Jail calls]]

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Jail Call - 1 November 2021

2021-11-24T18:56:52Z

CWCPhotographer: /* Future Plans (not mentioned but he did tell me in another call he plans to make sonichu comics of his prison experience) (02:08 - 02:32) */

On 1 [[November 2021]], Chris got a '''phone call''' from jail.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan Phone Call Update (11-1-21)
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|nJDjyTJNTWU}}
| Stardate = 1 November 2021
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}
}} </center>

===Transcript===

=== overall wellbeing / Feelings of the past troll events (00:00 - 00:20) ===

Feel like I'm in a much better place now. Ehh, it could be - could've been worse, I mean I could've been abused a *lot* worse. I mean, the worst time I was abused just essentially if you don't count the theoretical exes, all those fakers and haters online, it would have to be the pin-me-down event in fourth grade.

=== Kinds of letters received (00:20 - 00:54) ===

Ehh, a couple of them were like, just like two or s-, just like around two of them were like rather cruel or just being jerk-ish. And then there were three that just did not list their names or anything on the env- on the envelope and like, ehh, just whatever images and uh, one of them was pretending to li- pretending to be Robertchu, my dad, and tried to talk to me. I saw that coming from a mile away, my foresight did, and just like, ya know. All I had to do was just like, ya know, just read the part of the first sentence and then I'd just shred that letter and flushed it into the toilet.

=== Being Jesus Christ Incarnated (00:54 - 01:32) ===

I mean, especially Caden, I gave him permission to post the letters on Onion Farms which of course, uh, then got relayed to Kiwi Farms, then obviously yes. I wanted everybody to know what I've realized that I am literally God, I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ and everything. All that. Everybody needs to know this truth. And essentially I mean the Dimension Merge I started talking about like three years ago, that was like just one of the three events for the entire Judgement Day, the other two being the Collective Shift and of course my Second Coming.

=== Everyday life right now (01:32 - 02:08) ===

Well, in my - among my writing I've lately, uh, written my thoughts and details each and every day in my own little journal which I call my Goddess Log. Ya know, I meditate a *lot* in here, so, I know just pretty much everything. I mean I come - I mean meditate innately, involuntarily, 24/7 365, so for me to consciously meditate which is for me to go deeper into myself and dive deeper into the cosmos, the universe, the 02:03 ?? black records, and literally the entire multiverse and then some.

=== Future Plans (not mentioned but he did tell me in another call he plans to make sonichu comics of his prison experience) (02:08 - 02:32) ===

Yeah, but I've - I've wrote a bunch of those meditative details out as well in my Goddess Log. I mean, after I, some time after I get out of here, I'm likely to just, umm, lend 'em all, lend my entire budget to my business association, my business associate Caden Peck, have him, uhh, do a bunch of scan work, and uhh, help me to like publish it.

=== Chris likes Subway Sandwiches (02:32 - 02:35) ===

Ahh, that's always good, I like Subway.

=== About winding up in prison (02:35 - 02:44) ===

Yeah, I mean, I foreknew and foresaw that I was gonna end up in jail anyway. It was just popular in most of the other timelines

=== Chris explains what he did with Barb when asked what happened that day (soul bonding) (02:44 - 03:20) ===

And yeah, essentially, uhh, the thing I di - the thing I did was essentially, I soul bonded and cuddled and purportedly it 02:52 in mentality and emotional and spirituality 02:55 ?? to Barbara. So essentially, I was just, uhh, boosting - I was boosting her up and healing and cleansing her aurora and chakras, and, of course, healing and forgiving and all that over past sins and her regrets. So that is what I did, mainly. That was the main attraction.

=== Chris on donations (03:20 - 03:41) ===

Yes, the money would be appreciated to help me out, I mean not only in full time, but also keep me well in stocks with uhh, pens and better food. I received a generous donation recently and I've been - I've been enjoying soup. I figured out how to make noodle soup in a bottle!

=== Final Goodbye (03:41) ===

Yeah, I'll send you a letter and drawing later, take care and have a great blessed day. Go forth in peace and clarity by my power and glory. Yeah, alright, take care. Bye now.

==See Also==

*[[2014 Jail calls]]

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Jail Call - 1 November 2021

2021-11-24T18:53:09Z

CWCPhotographer: /* Transcript */

On 1 [[November 2021]], Chris got a '''phone call''' from jail.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan Phone Call Update (11-1-21)
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|nJDjyTJNTWU}}
| Stardate = 1 November 2021
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}
}} </center>

===Transcript===

=== overall wellbeing / Feelings of the past troll events (00:00 - 00:20) ===

Feel like I'm in a much better place now. Ehh, it could be - could've been worse, I mean I could've been abused a *lot* worse. I mean, the worst time I was abused just essentially if you don't count the theoretical exes, all those fakers and haters online, it would have to be the pin-me-down event in fourth grade.

=== Kinds of letters received (00:20 - 00:54) ===

Ehh, a couple of them were like, just like two or s-, just like around two of them were like rather cruel or just being jerk-ish. And then there were three that just did not list their names or anything on the env- on the envelope and like, ehh, just whatever images and uh, one of them was pretending to li- pretending to be Robertchu, my dad, and tried to talk to me. I saw that coming from a mile away, my foresight did, and just like, ya know. All I had to do was just like, ya know, just read the part of the first sentence and then I'd just shred that letter and flushed it into the toilet.

=== Being Jesus Christ Incarnated (00:54 - 01:32) ===

I mean, especially Caden, I gave him permission to post the letters on Onion Farms which of course, uh, then got relayed to Kiwi Farms, then obviously yes. I wanted everybody to know what I've realized that I am literally God, I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ and everything. All that. Everybody needs to know this truth. And essentially I mean the Dimension Merge I started talking about like three years ago, that was like just one of the three events for the entire Judgement Day, the other two being the Collective Shift and of course my Second Coming.

=== Everyday life right now (01:32 - 02:08) ===

Well, in my - among my writing I've lately, uh, written my thoughts and details each and every day in my own little journal which I call my Goddess Log. Ya know, I meditate a *lot* in here, so, I know just pretty much everything. I mean I come - I mean meditate innately, involuntarily, 24/7 365, so for me to consciously meditate which is for me to go deeper into myself and dive deeper into the cosmos, the universe, the 02:03 ?? black records, and literally the entire multiverse and then some.

=== Future Plans (not mentioned but he did tell me in another call he plans to make sonichu comics of his prison experience) (02:08 - 02:32) ===

Yeah, but I've - I've wrote a bunch of those meditative details out as well in my Goddess Log. I mean, after I, some time after I get out of here, I'm likely to just, umm, lend 'em all, lend my entire 02:20 ?? to my business association, my business associate Caden Peck, have him, uhh, do a bunch of scan work, and uhh, help me to like publish it.

=== Chris likes Subway Sandwiches (02:32 - 02:35) ===

Ahh, that's always good, I like Subway.

=== About winding up in prison (02:35 - 02:44) ===

Yeah, I mean, I foreknew and foresaw that I was gonna end up in jail anyway. It was just popular in most of the other timelines

=== Chris explains what he did with Barb when asked what happened that day (soul bonding) (02:44 - 03:20) ===

And yeah, essentially, uhh, the thing I di - the thing I did was essentially, I soul bonded and cuddled and purportedly it 02:52 in mentality and emotional and spirituality 02:55 ?? to Barbara. So essentially, I was just, uhh, boosting - I was boosting her up and healing and cleansing her aurora and chakras, and, of course, healing and forgiving and all that over past sins and her regrets. So that is what I did, mainly. That was the main attraction.

=== Chris on donations (03:20 - 03:41) ===

Yes, the money would be appreciated to help me out, I mean not only in full time, but also keep me well in stocks with uhh, pens and better food. I received a generous donation recently and I've been - I've been enjoying soup. I figured out how to make noodle soup in a bottle!

=== Final Goodbye (03:41) ===

Yeah, I'll send you a letter and drawing later, take care and have a great blessed day. Go forth in peace and clarity by my power and glory. Yeah, alright, take care. Bye now.

==See Also==

*[[2014 Jail calls]]

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Jail Call - 1 November 2021

2021-11-24T18:48:24Z

CWCPhotographer: /* Transcript */

On 1 [[November 2021]], Chris got a '''phone call''' from jail.

==Video==
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{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan Phone Call Update (11-1-21)
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|nJDjyTJNTWU}}
| Stardate = 1 November 2021
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}
}} </center>

===Transcript===

overall wellbeing / Feelings of the past troll events 00:00 - 00:20

Feel like I'm in a much better place now. Ehh, it could be - could've been worse, I mean I could've been abused a *lot* worse. I mean, the worst time I was abused just essentially if you don't count the theoretical exes, all those fakers and haters online, it would have to be the pin-me-down event in fourth grade.

Kinds of letters received
00:20 - 00:54

Ehh, a couple of them were like, just like two or s-, just like around two of them were like rather cruel or just being jerk-ish. And then there were three that just did not list their names or anything on the env- on the envelope and like, ehh, just whatever images and uh, one of them was pretending to li- pretending to be Robertchu, my dad, and tried to talk to me. I saw that coming from a mile away, my foresight did, and just like, ya know. All I had to do was just like, ya know, just read the part of the first sentence and then I'd just shred that letter and flushed it into the toilet.

Being Jesus Christ Incarnated
00:54 - 01:32

I mean, especially Caden, I gave him permission to post the letters on Onion Farms which of course, uh, then got relayed to Kiwi Farms, then obviously yes. I wanted everybody to know what I've realized that I am literally God, I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ and everything. All that. Everybody needs to know this truth. And essentially I mean the Dimension Merge I started talking about like three years ago, that was like just one of the three events for the entire Judgement Day, the other two being the Collective Shift and of course my Second Coming.

Everyday life right now
01:32 - 02:08

Well, in my - among my writing I've lately, uh, written my thoughts and details each and every day in my own little journal which I call my Goddess Log. Ya know, I meditate a *lot* in here, so, I know just pretty much everything. I mean I come - I mean meditate innately, involuntarily, 24/7 365, so for me to consciously meditate which is for me to go deeper into myself and dive deeper into the cosmos, the universe, the 02:03 ?? black records, and literally the entire multiverse and then some.

Future Plans (not mentioned but he did tell me in another call he plans to make sonichu comics of his prison experience)
02:08 - 02:32

Yeah, but I've - I've wrote a bunch of those meditative details out as well in my Goddess Log. I mean, after I, some time after I get out of here, I'm likely to just, umm, lend 'em all, lend my entire 02:20 ?? to my business association, my business associate Caden Peck, have him, uhh, do a bunch of scan work, and uhh, help me to like publish it.

Chris likes Subway Sandwiches
02:32 - 02:35

Ahh, that's always good, I like Subway.

About winding up in prison
02:35 - 02:44

Yeah, I mean, I foreknew and foresaw that I was gonna end up in jail anyway. It was just popular in most of the other timelines

Chris explains what he did with Barb when asked what happened that day (soul bonding)
02:44 - 03:20

And yeah, essentially, uhh, the thing I di - the thing I did was essentially, I soul bonded and cuddled and purportedly it 02:52 in mentality and emotional and spirituality 02:55 ?? to Barbara. So essentially, I was just, uhh, boosting - I was boosting her up and healing and cleansing her aurora and chakras, and, of course, healing and forgiving and all that over past sins and her regrets. So that is what I did, mainly. That was the main attraction.

Chris on donations
03:20 - 03:41

Yes, the money would be appreciated to help me out, I mean not only in full time, but also keep me well in stocks with uhh, pens and better food. I received a generous donation recently and I've been - I've been enjoying soup. I figured out how to make noodle soup in a bottle!

Final Goodbye
03:41

Yeah, I'll send you a letter and drawing later, take care and have a great blessed day. Go forth in peace and clarity by my power and glory. Yeah, alright, take care. Bye now.

==See Also==

*[[2014 Jail calls]]

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Jail Call - 1 November 2021

2021-11-24T18:13:38Z

CWCPhotographer: /* Transcript */

On 1 November 2021, Chris got a '''phone call''' from jail.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris Chan Phone Call Update (11-1-21)
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|nJDjyTJNTWU}}
| Stardate = 1 November 2021
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Prison|text}}
}} </center>

===Transcript===

overall wellbeing / Feelings of the past troll events 00:00 - 00:20

Feel like I'm in a much better place now. Ehh, it could be - could've been worse, I mean I could've been abused a *lot* worse. I mean, the worst time I was abused just essentially if you don't count the ?? 00:13, all those fakers and haters online, it would have to be the pin-me-down event in fourth grade.

Kinds of letters received
00:20 - 00:54

Ehh, a couple of them were like, just like two or s-, just like around two of them were like rather cruel or just being jerk-ish. And then there were three that just did not list their names or anything on the env- on the envelope and like, ehh, just whatever images and uh, one of them was pretending to li- pretending to be Robertchu, my dad, and tried to talk to me. I saw that coming from a mile away, my foresight did, and just like, ya know. All I had to do was just like, ya know, just read the part of the first sentence and then I'd just shred that letter and flushed it into the toilet.

Being Jesus Christ Incarnated
00:54 - 01:32

I mean, especially Caden, I gave him permission to post the letters on Onion Farms which of course, uh, then got relayed to Kiwi Farms, then obviously yes. I wanted everybody to know what I've realized that I am literally God, I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ and everything. All that. Everybody needs to know this truth. And essentially I mean the Dimension Merge I started talking about like three years ago, that was like just one of the three events for the entire Judgement Day, the other two being the Collective Shift and of course my Second Coming.

Everyday life right now
01:32 - 02:08

Well, in my - among my writing I've lately, uh, written my thoughts and details each and every day in my own little journal which I call my Goddess Log. Ya know, I meditate a *lot* in here, so, I know just pretty much everything. I mean I come - I mean meditate innately, involuntarily, 24/7 365, so for me to consciously meditate which is for me to go deeper into myself and dive deeper into the cosmos, the universe, the 02:03 ?? black records, and literally the entire multiverse and then some.

Future Plans (not mentioned but he did tell me in another call he plans to make sonichu comics of his prison experience)
02:08 - 02:32

Yeah, but I've - I've wrote a bunch of those meditative details out as well in my Goddess Log. I mean, after I, some time after I get out of here, I'm likely to just, umm, lend 'em all, lend my entire 02:20 ?? to my business association, my business associate Caden Peck, have him, uhh, do a bunch of scan work, and uhh, help me to like publish it.

Chris likes Subway Sandwiches
02:32 - 02:35

Ahh, that's always good, I like Subway.

About winding up in prison
02:35 - 02:44

Yeah, I mean, I foreknew and foresaw that I was gonna end up in jail anyway. It was just popular in most of the other timelines

Chris explains what he did with Barb when asked what happened that day (soul bonding)
02:44 - 03:20

And yeah, essentially, uhh, the thing I di - the thing I did was essentially, I soul bonded and cuddled and purportedly it 02:52 in mentality and emotional and spirituality 02:55 ?? to Barbara. So essentially, I was just, uhh, boosting - I was boosting her up and healing and cleansing her aurora and chakras, and, of course, healing and forgiving and all that over past sins and her regrets. So that is what I did, mainly. That was the main attraction.

Chris on donations
03:20 - 03:41

Yes, the money would be appreciated to help me out, I mean not only in full time, but also keep me well in stocks with uhh, pens and better food. I received a generous donation recently and I've been - I've been enjoying soup. I figured out how to make noodle soup in a bottle!

Final Goodbye
03:41

Yeah, I'll send you a letter and drawing later, take care and have a great blessed day. Go forth in peace and clarity by my power and glory. Yeah, alright, take care. Bye now.

==See Also==

*[[2014 Jail calls]]

Jail Letter - 20 October 2021

2021-10-30T05:11:57Z

CWCPhotographer: 4th page transcript

{{Incomplete}}

On 20 and 22 [[October 2021]], Chris sent a '''letter from jail''', responding to six questions asked by a fan.

==Chris's Response==
{{EnvelopeFront
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
| address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy
| county = Orange, VA
| zip = 22960
| date = 25 OCT 2021 PM 5 L
| upperright = ENERGY ACTION MONTH [''stamp of a bird'']
| center = █████████████ ██████████████████ ██████████████████ ██████████████████
| lower = █████████████
| left= [''illustration of the Sonichu Cross'']
}}

===20 October===

{{quotebox|October 20, 2021<ref group="note">This is the first of two letters sent by Chris in the same envelope</ref>

To <CENSORED><ref group="note">Many parts of available photos of this letter are redacted.</ref>,

I had reveived your letter earlier today and have just read through it over a couple of sandwiches. I write this now with continued sound mind and body and soul on this partial sheet torn from the photocopy of the letter's envelope while the response is fresh. Short on full, blank paper and envelopes at this moment, I will write more in a couple of days after receiving more paper and envelopes.

Now for genuine, on the level and down to this Earth preface, directly with you, Eliza; I do Meditate innately, consciously and involuentarily [sic], and constantly, and have all of my life. So, I do have direct access to and with this Earth; Both of our Earths of the recombining Universe, the entire Multiverse, the Akashic Records and All other Greater and ultimate Knowledge; Insights, and Wisdoms. So, I do not just believe, I KNOW full and certain, with absolutely no delusions, illussions [sic], or lies, and I only speak True and Fact, as aside from same future Spoilers details not yet to be publicly revealed that I am not allowed to divulge, I, personally, have nothing or very little to hide.

-->}}

{{quotebox|That being stated, I shall initially open by answering your sixth and fourth questions, since the two are sharing in similar details.

In regards to online fame or infamy, yes I do realize and have accepted that in a certain extent of the damage and chaos that had come upon myself on this Earth was, in fact, my fault and bad in sharing too much conscious honesty during those respective years in pertanance [sic] to what had been present then. Consiously Naive, ADD, OCD, Tunnel vision, in reference to and on top of my innate meditations, my brain was still a work in progress with a cacophony of many details, and what was right in front of my Body and happening took a lot of attention from me. I was simply still soul searching, exploring, and in remaining in observation and testing of others in mindset up til about 2011 or 2014, I did not like to lie, so honest and benefitting of the doubt I was. I Know my faults; I am certainly no Mary Sue, and that case was the same of me in Isreal [sic] over 2000 years ago. Yet, Even if I had not divulged so many truth bombs in honesty, and in counter in late 2007 and early 2008, the results being chronicled and famous still have transpired, anyway, as had my followers started following me in my Past Life as well. The partial lack of focus on the books is found in what I had stated above. I Know I am better than some to most, but I still have room for self-improvement.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart and Lord of All
}}

===22 October===

{{quotebox|October 22, 2021<ref group="note">This is the second of two letters sent by Chris in the same envelope</ref>

Dear <CENSORED>,

As I have written a couple of days ago when I had received and read your letter (and now better able to answer the remaining questions with this letter pad at my use), I now resume with continued sound mind, body and soul and focus. I also reaffirm with a hand over my heart as I write this sentence, with my full and extensive access to all greater and ultimate knowledge, insights, and wisdoms from my strong connections with the Cosmos, Universe, Akashic Records, and the entire of and beyond the Multiverse, I speak to you both True and Fact and Direct and On the Level.

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Now, I've already answered the 4th and 6th questions in the enclosed note, which were in regard to lack of focus on the books, about my self-awareness of my faults, and so forth.

The Dimension Merge, Collective Shift, and my Second Coming: while visually, you may or may not have witnessed obvious incoming or outgoing prescences, physical, they Have Happened and Are Happening as we speak right now. I'll spare the greater metaphysical truths and details, but suffice to state... -->}}

{{quotebox|... there still remains a lingering veil that continues to be very tough to remove by great force prematurely; its removal is Set in Divine Timing to be removed upon the completion of my Second Coming as detailed in the Bible's Malachi chapters 3 and 4. The Merge itself, Is completed between Universes 1218 and C-197, But it is one of the Three Big Events, and it all can't be concluded until after the completion of All Three. The Collective Shift is the Second and Present Event in Progress. Second Coming is the Third. NOT to avoid the Hypothetical Question; just offering the context at present.

Now, Hypothetically, for the Merge Not ever to go through in the greater conclusion is also to have the Second Coming Never to happen. In that, there would not be a "What would I do?", because I would have Never Existed during these Modern Years from 1982 to Present. And in the Lack of My Existence, You Both and EVERYONE ELSE would have Never Existed now either. I encourage you both to deeply Meditate and consult with the Cosmos for yourselves, or ask any Authentic, Highly Enlightened Psychic or Medium for the deeper details. But, to put it in shorter terms:

Since my birth in Bethlehem in year Zero, and after my obvious and physical ascension to the Heaven Realm, I had returned to Earth with my physical appearance changed and assuming a new identity, with continued immortal Memories, and so forth. I've continued to walk with Everyone for Centuries on continued guidance, observations, and Divine Missions. And I change myself time and again, even to internally and externally change my physical gender as well. Come the year 1389, and King Arthur commanded Merlin to exile all Dragons, ... --> ②
}}

{{quotebox|➁...which ended up Dividing the Universe, putting me Exiled from the non-magic-able Peoples as well for a brief moment for me, but Centuries for you all. My sudden Mind, Body, and Soul interdimensional transport forward and back through Time and Space landing me in my One Reincarnation and Rebirth on February 24, 1982. My father, now mother, Emanuel (GOD above Gods), herself, had been answering everyone's prayers and projecting my outdated visage in my steed from 1389 with my temporary exile to 2000 when I came of age, once again, and started astral projecting, manifesting, and working with everyone once again.

My Exile in 1389 was my Real leave from you all, and this Life I live Immortally in now Is the foreshadowing, along with the rewakening, obviously, of the foretold Second Coming of mine.

So Hypothetically: if there was No Dimensional Merge, there is no Second Coming, and without a Second Coming, I and ALL of you would not exist at all now. So what would I be doing? Same as you: Not Exist.}}

{{quotebox|I have always felt really sorry for them. But direct that question to yourself: What IF in this timeline you were as mentally incapable as that kid in a wheelchair, with the constantly tilted head and arched wrists, or that constantly unconscious and mumbling young adult who greets everyone with a tough-as-100 pound whaps to their shoulder or head and can't help it? To me, putting myself in their plight empathetically is a trigger, But I also do appreciate that some of them as well manage to succeed in their individual way. Stephen Hawking, to name an obvious one. I also know that They DO think and feel for themselves, BUT they can't fully express it or speak it clearly. I feel it most difficult and enduring, patient as I am, to be in their company for too long, because then my copies them and I'm left in that state of mind for a while. Just no good. I do not look down nor hate the similar or worse mentally-challenged, I have a hard time with the Worse mentally-challenged. Be my mirror and reflect my plight while I mirror Timmy of South Park. I'm not laughing either.

I feel better Including Everyone, Especially when they continue to project positive vibes and emotions, as well as treating Others Kindly, Compassionately, and Respectfully as they treat their selves and their family and partner(s). I will not argue or dispute communities appreciating eachother in a similar interest, attribute, or even flaw. I have not repeated the acronym with Straight/Cisgender in the main letters in years, and I was still in a learning phase then, socially. I like being Inclusive and Open-Minded; simple as that.

--> ③}}

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===20 October===

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===22 October===

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==Notes==
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{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 20 October 2021

2021-10-30T04:49:51Z

CWCPhotographer:

{{Incomplete}}

On 20 and 22 [[October 2021]], Chris sent a '''letter from jail''', responding to six questions asked by a fan.

==Chris's Response==
{{EnvelopeFront
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
| address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy
| county = Orange, VA
| zip = 22960
| date = 25 OCT 2021 PM 5 L
| upperright = ENERGY ACTION MONTH [''stamp of a bird'']
| center = █████████████ ██████████████████ ██████████████████ ██████████████████
| lower = █████████████
| left= [''illustration of the Sonichu Cross'']
}}

===20 October===

{{quotebox|October 20, 2021<ref group="note">This is the first of two letters sent by Chris in the same envelope</ref>

To <CENSORED><ref group="note">Many parts of available photos of this letter are redacted.</ref>,

I had reveived your letter earlier today and have just read through it over a couple of sandwiches. I write this now with continued sound mind and body and soul on this partial sheet torn from the photocopy of the letter's envelope while the response is fresh. Short on full, blank paper and envelopes at this moment, I will write more in a couple of days after receiving more paper and envelopes.

Now for genuine, on the level and down to this Earth preface, directly with you, Eliza; I do Meditate innately, consciously and involuentarily [sic], and constantly, and have all of my life. So, I do have direct access to and with this Earth; Both of our Earths of the recombining Universe, the entire Multiverse, the Akashic Records and All other Greater and ultimate Knowledge; Insights, and Wisdoms. So, I do not just believe, I KNOW full and certain, with absolutely no delusions, illussions [sic], or lies, and I only speak True and Fact, as aside from same future Spoilers details not yet to be publicly revealed that I am not allowed to divulge, I, personally, have nothing or very little to hide.

-->

That being stated, I shall initially open by answering your sixth and fourth questions, since the two are sharing in similar details.

In regards to online fame or infamy, yes I do realize and have accepted that in a certain extent of the damage and chaos that had come upon myself on this Earth was, in fact, my fault and bad in sharing too much conscious honesty during those respective years in pertanance [sic] to what had been present then. Consiously Naive, ADD, OCD, Tunnel vision, in reference to and on top of my innate meditations, my brain was still a work in progress with a cacophony of many details, and what was right in front of my Body and happening took a lot of attention from me. I was simply still soul searching, exploring, and in remaining in observation and testing of others in mindset up til about 2011 or 2014, I did not like to lie, so honest and benefitting of the doubt I was. I Know my faults; I am certainly no Mary Sue, and that case was the same of me in Isreal [sic] over 2000 years ago. Yet, Even if I had not divulged so many truth bombs in honesty, and in counter in late 2007 and early 2008, the results being chronicled and famous still have transpired, anyway, as had my followers started following me in my Past Life as well. The partial lack of focus on the books is found in what I had stated above. I Know I am better than some to most, but I still have room for self-improvement.

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart and Lord of All
}}

===22 October===

{{quotebox|October 22, 2021<ref group="note">This is the second of two letters sent by Chris in the same envelope</ref>

Dear <CENSORED>,

As I have written a couple of days ago when I had received and read your letter (and now better able to answer the remaining questions with this letter pad at my use), I now resume with continued sound mind, body and soul and focus. I also reaffirm with a hand over my heart as I write this sentence, with my full and extensive access to all greater and ultimate knowledge, insights, and wisdoms from my strong connections with the Cosmos, Universe, Akashic Records, and the entire of and beyond the Multiverse, I speak to you both True and Fact and Direct and On the Level.

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████████████████████████████████████████████████████[''An icon of Chris Chan Sonichu giving a peace hand gesture'']

Now, I've already answered the 4th and 6th questions in the enclosed note, which were in regard to lack of focus on the books, about my self-awareness of my faults, and so forth.

The Dimension Merge, Collective Shift, and my Second Coming: while visually, you may or may not have witnessed obvious incoming or outgoing prescences, physical, they Have Happened and Are Happening as we speak right now. I'll spare the greater metaphysical truths and details, but suffice to state... -->}}

{{quotebox|... there still remains a lingering veil that continues to be very tough to remove by great force prematurely; its removal is Set in Divine Timing to be removed upon the completion of my Second Coming as detailed in the Bible's Malachi chapters 3 and 4. The Merge itself, Is completed between Universes 1218 and C-197, But it is one of the Three Big Events, and it all can't be concluded until after the completion of All Three. The Collective Shift is the Second and Present Event in Progress. Second Coming is the Third. NOT to avoid the Hypothetical Question; just offering the context at present.

Now, Hypothetically, for the Merge Not ever to go through in the greater conclusion is also to have the Second Coming Never to happen. In that, there would not be a "What would I do?", because I would have Never Existed during these Modern Years from 1982 to Present. And in the Lack of My Existence, You Both and EVERYONE ELSE would have Never Existed now either. I encourage you both to deeply Meditate and consult with the Cosmos for yourselves, or ask any Authentic, Highly Enlightened Psychic or Medium for the deeper details. But, to put it in shorter terms:

Since my birth in Bethlehem in year Zero, and after my obvious and physical ascension to the Heaven Realm, I had returned to Earth with my physical appearance changed and assuming a new identity, with continued immortal Memories, and so forth. I've continued to walk with Everyone for Centuries on continued guidance, observations, and Divine Missions. And I change myself time and again, even to internally and externally change my physical gender as well. Come the year 1389, and King Arthur commanded Merlin to exile all Dragons, ... --> ②
}}

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==Notes==
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{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Challenge for Clyde

2021-10-22T16:03:10Z

CWCPhotographer: fixed embedded video

{{Honest}}
[[File:SoFuckinCash.jpg|thumb|What would really happen.]]
"'''Challenge for Clyde'''" (originally "'''10112009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] calls out [[Gregg Mays]]/[[Clyde Cash]]. He makes mention of friends several times in this video, which is odd because Chris has none. We also see more of Chris's fumbling attempts at martial arts, first seen in [[ACWCAudition]]. Throughout, he sounds oddly like Frankenstein's Monster (or at least, [[Speech Impediment|more so than usual]]). He also regularly stares off-screen, almost as though he's reading something.

This video features a cameo appearance by a minor [[Relics of Fail|relic]], Chris's yearbook from [[High School]], which would later be found in the [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|class reunion video]].

==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Challenge for Clyde
| ytid = vuJ3ywMssf8
| Stardate = 11 October 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats|Violence]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:rage.png]] Rage
| Saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| Shirt = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Warning_-_Naughty_Women_;)| Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]
| next = [[Chris_Loses_It| Chris_Loses_It]]
}} </center>

{{quote|You wanna see how hard I would punch ya?}}

===Transcript===

[[Image:THAT_ONE'S_ON_THE_HOUSE4.gif|thumb|Chris's rage in it's [[TRUE and HONEST]] form]]
[[Image:THAT ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.gif|thumb|left|THAT ONE'S ON THE [[house|HOUSE]]]]

Greeegg... [[Gregg Mays]]. [[Clyde Cash]]. ''Whatever the hell your real name is''.

You need to ''stop''. ''Torturing''. My ''[[gal pals|FRIENDS]]''. Over the internet. And everywhere. I am your target. ''You'' want to face ''me''. Co- I know, you do. You come to me. [[CWCFighter|I will fight you.]] [[ Obesity|I will ''crush'' you!]] You, you son of a bitch. I would beat you up mercilessly. What you have done to me and my friends. Every last ''one'' of them! [[Song of Christian#Part 2|Rrrruggh]]. [[I AM STRONG|I am strong]], man. You do not want to mess with me. But you ''should'' come out and face me like a man, instead of hiding behind your goddamn. Mother's. Skirt. You are just a coward, just like every last damn stupid [[trolls|troll]] on the internet. I'm calling you out, Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash! I'm calling you out! You know where I live! You come right on over... and I will s- and we can settle this ''man to man''. RARH!

You wanna see how hard I would punch ya? [''picks up [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|High School yearbook'']]] This is a good heavy book! [''throws book''] I will punch you so hard [''bends over, picks up book again''] And I would even let you give me a few punches! [''punches self stupidly''] That one's on the house. [''punches self again''] [''punches self in stomach''] You wanna- come on? You wanna face me? Come on! Face me man! You face me! You face me right now, you son of a bitch! You face me! [''does some poorly executed "fighting moves", including hitting himself twice in the face again, and roars''] Come on, you son of a bitch! I'm challenging you! You come face me right now! You come face me, you damn son of a bitch! [''holds index finger up to camera, calms down'']

[''quietly''] Come- come face me. I'll be waiting. I'll be '''''waiting'''''. [''gives the finger'']

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Strongman: The Movie
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KZnaPvs8W7k}}
| Stardate = 12 [[October 2009]]
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/OhhhMyAxels OhhhMyAxels]
| Subject = The highly anticipated sequel to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywpeXlkGx9Q "Repentance and Comeuppance"]
| Video Type = Remix
| Other Info =
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC Ball Z
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ipzFvRFKPzI}}
| Stardate = 12 [[October 2009]]
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClQh7JfvViiiRUOi3LkEhKw CWCGundam]
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

==See also==
*[[A CWC Audition]]
*[[CWCFighter]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]|nextlink=[[Chris Loses It]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Videos with RAGE]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-12]]
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-10-12]]

CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009

2021-10-22T02:07:02Z

CWCPhotographer: /* Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :) */

The following videos were uploaded by [[Liquid Chris]] from [[August 2009|August]] through [[November 2009]].

This time period encompasses the [[Kacey]] Saga, and ends with [[Sonichu Special 4]]: the notorious shot-through-the-knees comic.

==Pre-Kacey Saga==

===Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.
| ytid = b3XaxocqdXM
| Stardate = August 10, 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Trollsicon}} [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Angry
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_5#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Revised_Entry|RE-DONE Lift Up Your Eyes]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC|New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|I am VERY Ticked Off right Now.

CWC }}
{{Transcript}}

===Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest
| video = {{#ev:youtube|aF-OqiCKDhY}}
| Stardate = 11 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.|Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Hello, y'all. Just droppin' by For a Quick Update. Check out the New Store! http://cwcstore.blogspot.com/

CWC }}
{{Transcript}}

[[Captain%27s_Log|Captain's Log]]: Stardate August 11, 2009

Hello my loyal fanbase, I would like to address the impostor, Ian Brandon Anderson, for a moment. I officially declare myself the winner of the [[SingStar_Challenge|SingStar Challenge Contest]] between your- because your judges have not followed- have not followed any rules, uh, up- uploaded any videos. My judges have been following the rules and given me scores. Therefore, because you have no scores, you are out of the running, and I am the true Christian Weston Chandler.

Now, I don't care if you're stealing my original work and comic pages, and arts, and uploading onto a dimpy little website where no one will see them and be- while the true comics are about to be published by {{w||Dark Horse Comics}}. Yes, you heard it right. Dark Horse is fent- they are working fedrously ??- furiously to create and draw and write the first Sonichu Episode 0 comic within accordance from SEGA and Nintendo.

Now they are also working with a certain Microsoft as well. My current status on the project is they may hire me as Production Manager. So, y'know, keep my fingers crossed. [''holds up crossed fingers close to the camera for a few seconds'']. But uh, another thing, I present to you another true Sonichu merchandise selling site. It's cwcstore.blogspot.com, and it's your one-stop-shop for anything [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], or [[CWCville]]-related. I will show you a bit of the site right here.

[''Camera shows scrolling through front page of shop with various products such as T-shirts, DVD sets, and comics'']

And on another note, they're, uh, umm, gonna start selling, uhh [[LEGO]] sets of CWCville along with guides to the city, so, uhh, be looking forward to that one, uhh, true believers. [''holds up box of LEGOs with very clearly fake CWCville label'']

The, uhh, [[The_Sonichu_Chronicles|Sonichu Crystal Chronicles]] game has come along pretty well. It's going to be a, uhh, RPG-style game, Role-Playing Game, and outside the city of CWCville. And, ehh, it is currently being produced, uhh, in tandem with Microsoft for the X- [''sigh of disappointment, but acting strong''] for the Xbox 360. Look forward, uhh, to the official revealing of it in the, uhh, Game Developer- DOS and Game Developers' Conference.

Hmm, anyway, uhh, yeah so that's about it for now. Still making lots of monies, rollin' in th- rollin' in th- rollin' in the dough, y'know, and uhh. [''melodramatically''] Who knows what the future holds!

Peace.

[''black screen for a few seconds'']

And to my darling sweetheart [[Kacey]], eventually I'll light a magical lighthouse to randomly shown ?? its healing, guiding light upon my previously-shattered heart and tortured soul and mended them back to good shape and form. One girl walked into my life like a sailor-soldier having just vanquished a Heart Snatcher. Bit by bit, I've noticed your shining lustrous hair, your shiny blue Chaos Emerald-like eyes, and personality strong and caring like a true buttercup bloom. I follow my recovered heart's instincts and followed you. As I got to know you over the months, my heart was growing stronger as I was falling for you. I blushed more strawberry-pink than I ever ha- than I have ever before, and everything around me was shining like a sun's mellow color, yellow.

Uhh, for you I would travel even a thousand mile just to be with ya. Fortunately, uhh, you lives only about 2 hours away from my house, and uhh, I mee- I meet you when we date. This feeling, it was, and still is, so pure and true. It was as- it was if I was born to love you. When you smiles, I feel like I'm walking on sunshine. As I give my replying smile, I gaze into your eyes, and your hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud 9? I feel like I'm on 10.

Kacey, my love, would you marry me? [''bends off camera to retrieve a pink Rosechu medallion, holds it in front of the camera, and awkwardly looks around the room for a few seconds'']

Peace.

===I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}
| Stardate = 14 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|The Judges also Agree: I am the WINNER of the SingStar Challenge and the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. Goodbye, Youtube. And Every Soul whose Heart I have Touched, and has Touched Mine Back. I have Found Myself, and Kacey and I will Grow Together.

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===GONE===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = GONE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}
| Stardate = 15 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
}}
{{Transcript}}

===10152009===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = 10152009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}
| Stardate = 15 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Rumors}} Rumours {{Homos}} [[Homos]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|I am Not Dead!!! Also, I have Sonichu's Patent now. Thank you For Your Support, my Fans!

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}
''[The camera zooms in on [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Chris]], who is tied up]''
Captain's log, Stardate August 13th 2009. Tell them your name.
*'''[Liquid Chris]''' Christian Weston Chandler.'''
''[Chris takes a moment to laugh like a manic retard]''
*'''[Chris]'''Are you the real Christian?
*'''[Liquid Chris] Yes.'''
''[Liquid and Solid Chris go back and forward a few times saying "No" and "Yes"]''
*'''[Chris] And why do you dress up like him?'''
''[The camera is zoomed up more on Liquid as Chris takes off the others medallion.]''
'''[THIS TRANSCRIPT IS STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS. PLEASE BE PATIENT.]'''

== Kacey Saga=

----

===THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GPc9QmkW9Eg}}
| Stardate = 21 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Angry
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(|BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE, for KACEY AND I'S PURE LOVE. I will Be Right Here.

CWC (Christopher by Birth)}}
{{Transcript}}

===BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3Q-1aHvLXnE}}
| Stardate = 28 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Angry
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back|M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Recorded in Front of the CWCVille Mayor's Office :)

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wDMEVOM3pV8}}
| Stardate = 29 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} [[Kacey]] {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(|BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Please Excuse the Curses, Swearing, and General Bad Language in this Video.

Peace,

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wDQTxPqz48s}}
| Stardate = 30 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} [[Kacey]] {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back|M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father|Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Let us Sing This Duet together in Our Hearts.

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eL_mkCKuWXQ}}
| Stardate = 06 November 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}} Comics
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
| next = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.

Signed,

"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}
{{Transcript}}

{{succession|label=[[Liquid Chris|CWCivil War!]]|prevlink=[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]|nextlink=[[Sonichu Special 4]]|}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga]]

Copitz

2021-10-21T03:42:30Z

CWCPhotographer: /* Deleted Scenes */

{{Sandbox|[[User:Grembini/sandbox]]}}

{{quote|Today [[Homos|two very handsome Young Men]] came to my house to Hand Deliver some Fan Art! I humbly accepted their Gifts, [[Bisexual|gave them Great Big Kisses (on the CHEEK)]] and sent them on their way!|Chris<ref name=kiss>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997957259182227458</ref>}}

[[File:CWC with Copitz 1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris meets Copitz (right) and his friend in May 2018.]]

[[File:CWC Copitz May 2019.jpg|thumb|200px|Copitz gives Chris a ride home, April 2019.]]

'''Christian Opitz''' (born 17 January 2001), also known as '''Copitz''' is a YouTuber and a speedrunner on [[Twitch]] who lives in [[Charlottesville]]. Starting in [[May 2018]], he began visiting Chris and recording videos of him and his friends chatting with Chris while visiting local areas.

==1st Visit and interview==
On 19 May 2018, Copitz and his friends went to Chris's house to give him fanart he had drawn. Chris was overjoyed to meet them and [[TooManyGames|kissed each of them on the cheek]],<ref name=kiss></ref> which he thought they found flattering<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997967420575760384</ref> and agreed to do a video with them.

The video took place on 26 May 2018, with the videos released a few days later. A highlight is Chris saying that he regrets being more infamous than famous while hearing about the recent documentary made about him. He also says that he still goes to Anytime Fitness and has a membership, but "had to relocate" to one that wasn't in Ruckersville. He mentions that some unknown friends took him to see the movie ''Pokémon: I Choose You''.

{{Infobox/video
| name = A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| ytid = SopgLOXCcoE
| stardate = 30 [[May 2018]]
| maker = Copitz
| previous = [[I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)#Video|I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)]]
| next = [[Copitz#Deleted Scenes|Deleted Scenes]]
| subject = }}

===Transcript of "A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan"===

{{Transcription}}
{{Incomplete}}
[''For reference, the guy with the bandages on his face is Carson, and the guy in the back is Lee'']

=== (0:00-0:10) Intro ===
[''Techno music plays as text is shown on the screen'']

<pre>A Chat With Christine Chandler

Filmed Saturday, 5/26/2018</pre>

<pre>We accidentally lost the first bit of this footage, so that is why there is no intro here.</pre>

<pre>The only important thing that was lost was Christine indulging in some "JULAY" memes, believe it or not.</pre>

<pre>That being said, enjoy the video!</pre>

=== (0:11-0:22) Chris discusses the weather ===

'''Chris''': Ahh...[[Obesity|I-I tend to perspire easily]].

[''Chris fans his face and takes off his glasses'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah...It is pretty hot today. Maybe eighty degrees?

'''Chris''': Yeah. It's-[''wipes face''] mid-eighties right now.

'''Copitz''': Mid-eighties?

'''Carson''': This is really good.

'''Lee''': It's nice out.

'''Copitz''': It is nice out, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (0:23-1:17) Chris discusses the Kiwi Farms and BraveryJerk ===

'''Copitz''': Y- you probably know about the, the [[Kiwi Farms]], right?

'''Chris''': Oh, yes.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': People probably, uh-[''jump cut''] replied to you on [[Twitter]] when you posted the picture of us, then I posted it on Kiwi Farms.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': I didn't even know what the Kiwi Farms was, I w- I just thought like [''jump cut''] It was a place to maybe brag about my experience, you know, [Chris laughs] 'cause it was the first thing I thought of when I got home, but then I realized... that wasn't such a good idea and ['''Chris''': Mmm.] th- most of the people on the forums were telling me it wasn't a good idea either.

'''Chris''': Eeh.

'''Copitz''': Um, but, you know-

'''Chris''' (''interrupting''): I forgive you this time.

'''Copitz''': Haha, thank you. [''jump cut''] A lot of them were-were afraid that I was like a [[ween]] and I was gonna be like, you remember [[BraveryJerk]]?

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Ah, not sure.

'''Copitz''': He was the, uh, the African-American fellow who interviewed you at the, uh, the, uh-

'''Chris''' (''interrupting''): Oh... oh, yeah, yeah. I did n- I did not know his offline name.

'''Copitz''': Okay- no, that is his online name, is BraveryJerk.

'''Chris''': Online, offline, [''raspberry-like sound''], what did I say. I-[''Chris uses an extremely high-pitched and loud sing-song voice'']I kept sayin' words!!

'''Copitz''': How did you feel about the videos that he made?

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Uh, it is what it is, I just m'let it go, I'm cool.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

=== (1:19-2:28) Chris discusses Toys "R" Us and restaurants ===

[''jump cut, Chris is now leaning forwards, reaching for a cup of tea'']

'''Chris''': Which tea is this again?

'''Carson''': It's called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tieguanyin iron oolong]. It kinda tastes like, sweet, even without sugar.

[''Chris laughs'']

[''jump cut, the tea is now being poured into Chris' cup'']

'''Chris''': That's good.

'''Carson''': Oop, didn't get your hand, did I?

'''Chris''': Nah, you're cool. [''jump cut''] Ha, could've been hotter.

[''Copitz laughs'']

'''Chris''': Yeah, I like spicy things.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, I like spicy th-

'''Carson''': Hey, what's your favorite food, by the way?

'''Chris''': Mmm. I like, uh, Mac and Cheese for longer time.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': When you go- go out to eat at uh, at, at near [[Ruckersville]], where do you normally go, do you come down to [[Charlottesville]], or...

'''Chris''': Uh, yeah, kinda here 'n 'ere, I mean, [''jump cut''] I just feel like it's cheap to just name [[McDonald's]] all the time, or KFC, or Taco Bell, ['''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah] but I tell you what-['''Copitz''': Those are cheap, though] if I like it good, I might get something good from the [''unintelligible''] Buffet.

'''Copitz''': Oh, yeah, uh- that's down near where [[Toys "R" Us]] is, right?

'''Chris''': Yeah. [sigh] Stop the closing of the Toys "R" Us!

[''Copitz and friends mock-scream in dismay'']

'''Copitz''': No! Not the Toys "R" Us!

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You probably get a lot of your, your [[MLP]] stuff from [jump cut] Toys "R" Us, don't you?

'''Chris''': Yeah, but's it's like, a lot of it's available online now, everyone's buying online ['''Copitz''': [''sucks teeth''] Yeah.] Maybe KB will make a return, just like I heard on, uh, kind of a, news thing I s- read about, few weeks ago.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah, it might- you know, that would actually be a good idea because it could pick up the business that Toys "R" Us, um, ['''Chris''': Lost.] would have lost, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (2:28-3:22) Copitz tells stories about Monster Energy and his friend Eric ===

'''Chris'''(''to one of the friends''): It was pretty good, by the way.

'''Carson''': I know, I like it a lot.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': I remember, I was here one time, and, and I, and I had a, I had a big, um, can of Monster Energy, and I tried combining it with the tea, but it just tasted like gross, warm Monster.

[''They all laugh'']

'''Chris''': They make a tea for Monster, Monster Tea.

'''Carson''': Oh, [''unintelligible''], I think it's called.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': So you remember Eric [''Shows a picture of Eric on the screen''], my friend that, uh, that came to ['''Chris''': Uh, yes.] your house, right? ['''Chris''': Yes.] He-

[''jump cut'']

[''The camera lurches awkwardly towards one of Copitz's friends'']

'''Copitz''': When he was taking the behind the wheel driving lessons, he went up to- to the [[Wal-Mart]] [''phone buzzes''] on 29 North. [''Camera tilts around''] Not the one in Ruckersville, but the one- ['''Chris''': Alright.] the one near Charlottesville.

[''jump cut'']

[''Copitz drinks some tea'']

'''Copitz''': Ooh, that is good. I like that.

[''jump cut'']

'''Carson''': Eric was actually the one who showed me the [''unintelligible'']

'''Copitz''': Oh, really. Shoutouts to Eric. [''closeup of Eric's face'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': So when he was driving- [''jump cut''] through the parking lot with his driver's instruction teacher and a couple of other students- [''jump cut''] he actually saw you. Uh, a while ago, he saw you, and he recognized you. So that- so that was, uh, exciting for me, and we were all jealous. [''Chris and Copitz laugh''] They got to see you.

[''jump cut'']

=== (3:23-3:43) Chris discusses people coming to his house ===

'''Copitz''': What were you thinking when we came to your house? How often does that happen?

'''Chris''': Uhh... [''jump cut''] Feel like I wanna say on average... maybe.. uh... once every few months?

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Is it normally [[fans]], or normally [[trolls]]?

'''Chris''': Um... I'm not quite certain.

'''Copitz''': Not- not sure? Maybe just people trying to- people that live in the area and just wanna meet an- an icon?

'''Chris''': Yeah, kinda. [''laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

=== (3:44-5:54) Chris discusses Animal Crossing, Let's Play, and the GenoSamuel2 documentary ===

'''Chris''': Hey, try the Hi-C! It's got mint in it, and it's really good.

'''Friend 3''': [''unintelligible'']

'''Friend 4''': There are many, huh?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, there are a lot of 'em.

'''Chris''': I like mint.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Um-

'''Chris''': Minty Squirrel from [[Animal Crossing]].

'''Copitz''': Minty Squ- Yeah, you know, you did a lot of Animal Crossing stuff back in the day, didn't you?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': You made [[Animal Crossing Documentary|that Animal Crossing video]] for [[Borb|your parents]]? I thought that was really nice.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': And then I just did touring of what I had on my GameCube.

'''Copitz''': Ah, right. Yeah. I- you kn- I remember people saying- I thought this was really cool- They said that you pioneered the Let's Play experience.

'''Chris''': I did?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, 'cause you did it- you, you like, you recorded yourself, um, you're y'know, commentating over gameplay before basically anybody else did on the Internet.

[''Copitz plays 5:02-5:10 from Chris' Animal Crossing Documentary'']

<blockquote>'''2003 Chris''': -moving on with the tour of my house. As you can see I've got- I'm collecting the NES games. I've got most of them down here, and I've got a couple upstairs.</blockquote>

[''Video clip ends'']

'''Copitz''': So some people consider you the pioneer Let's Play.

'''Chris''': Huh.

'''Copitz''': That's pretty cool, isn't it?

'''Lee''': That is pretty cool.

'''Chris''': Okay, well that's news to me.

[''Copitz and friends laugh'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah, I saw that ag- on the, um, do you know, the uh [[Chris_in_the_media#Chris_Chan:_A_Comprehensive_History|GenoSamuel2 documentary]]?

'''Chris''': Mmm.

'''Copitz''': Um, he's making this ''crazy'' long, comprehensive documentary, and I'd say it's very objective, he's not making fun of you in any way.

'''Chris''': Mm.

[''jump cut'']

[''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 10 is shown on the screen'']

'''Copitz''': He's on Part 10, and they're each 40 minutes, and he's only on like 2008, [''Picture disappears from the screen''] so it's like, it's like he's getting everything in there.

'''Chris''': Ah, as much as he can, right?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah. H- how do you feel about it when people make, like, documentaries and stuff about you but they're not making fun of you?

'''Chris''': Um, I feel abou- I kinda feel like, uh...

'''Copitz''': You wish your past wasn't documented as much?

'''Chris''': Uh, no, I don't wanna say that.

'''Copitz''': Mm-hm.

'''Chris''': Um, I just kinda wish I wasn't as- more famous than infamous ['''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah, that's true.] for more of my good qua- [[Kindness|more of my good traits]], [[Ego|but I think they're all well noted]], [[Chris and English|among which]]. I have faith in the goodness of people. And that's , uh, that's discounting and discrediting the obvious bad ones.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Y- you've met some good people out there. I mean, we're here, right? You know. ['''Chris''': Yeah.] Yeah, we're- we're trying [''camera suddenly zooms in on Chris's torso''] to be friendly. [''all laugh'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Lee''': [unintelligible] cameraman?

[''He's likely saying something along the lines of "Can I be the cameraman" because of Copitz's response and his later disappearance.]

'''Copitz''': Yeah, you think you could help us- help me out here? Thanks, Lee.

=== (5:55-6:01) Interlude ===

[''The same techno music plays, text is shown on the screen'']

<pre>Starting here, there is a lot of background noise that I did not realize was being picked up.</pre>

<pre>I apologize for this error. That being said, please carry on and enjoy the rest.</pre>

=== (6:02-6:45) Chris discusses his favorite games ===

[''The camera is now in a different position, revealing more of the room. Lee is gone from the frame, and is now the cameraman.'']

'''Copitz''': All right, we're good, we've got Lee as our cameraman now, so that's good.

[''Chris laughs'']

[''jump cut, camera is zoomed in more'']

'''Copitz''': Um, so Chrischine[sic] was just saying off-camera that her favorite, uh, [[Sonic]] game was Sonic CD.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Um, would that make that your favorite game of all time?

'''Chris''': Uh...

'''Copitz''': Or you like Animal Crossing or [[LittleBiGPlanet]] more?

'''Chris''': I like, I like [[List of Chris's games|all the games I've played]]-

[''Copitz starts getting up from his seat and reaches for the camera. As he touches it, there is a jump cut.'']

[''Copitz withdraws his hand from the camera'']

'''Chris''': -[[PlayStation_3#Trophies|definitely earned, like up to a hundred percent of the trophies.]]

[''someone laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': I dunno about favorite game of all time, though. Mmm...[''wipes face'']...Although, big props to everything LittleBiGPlanet, especially everything on the [[PS3]], 'cause I'm able to make my [[LittleBiGPlanet#On_costumes|Sonichu costumes]] and play the game [''Friend laughs''] as [[Sonichu]] in a way.

'''Copitz''': [''Looks at camera''] You- you still uh, kind of a big gamer? You play games a lot?

'''Chris''': Yeah. Here and there, just when I- I do as I feel.

[''jump cut'']
[[File:Copitz's Face Swap Picture.jpg|thumb|400 px|The picture in question.]]

=== (6:46-6:56) Copitz shows Chris a picture ===

'''Copitz''': I got this picture right here where somebody swapped our mouths and made Eric's head really big.

[''The picture shows up on the screen'']

[''Chris and Copitz laugh'']

'''Copitz''': I'll put that up on screen.

'''Lee''': Oh yeah, I saw those, too.

'''Copitz''': You think that's funny?

'''Chris''': Silly, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (6:57-7:16) Chris talks about his typical day ===

'''Copitz''': What is a typical, uh, 'CWC' day like?

'''Chris''': Um... Well,I'm gettin' into something a bit more exercising. Going to [[Chris_and_health#Anytime_Fitness|Anytime Fitness]], I am a member there.''

'''Copitz''': The one, uh, in Ruckersville?

'''Chris''': Ehhhm... Not so much anymore, had to relocate, I'm not sayin' where.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': The one I'm going to, does- it's much farther... Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (7:17-8:09) Chris talks about his jobs at Wendy's and Cutco Cutlery ===

'''Copitz''': So you worked at the [[Wendy's]] in Ruckersville for a while, didn't you?

'''Chris''':[''nervously''] Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Wh- what was your experience like there?

'''Chris''': Ehhh... Kinda hit-or-miss, ['''Copitz''': Oof.] and I was still young... um... I felt like it [''jump cut''] just didn't quite suit me as well anyhow.

'''Copitz''': Mm-hm.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Did you work anywhere else?

'''Chris''': [[Monthly tugboat|Uh... uh... No, not these days.]] Uh, but I did work one summer as a... representative of... [[Cutco Cutlery]]? But I- I treated it only as a summer job, so...

'''Copitz''': Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Are you 36 now?

'''Chris''': Uhf... Yes.

'''Copitz''': 36.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': We can still make the next [''unintelligible''].

'''Carson''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': It's a generation gap that can be a brrrrrridge. Like in a blidge[sic] dictionary, I'm making a bridge.

[''Unsure of what Chris is actually doing here. I think he's trying to [[Chris and Spanish|roll his 'R's]], but if he is, he's doing it so badly that I can't tell.'']

'''Copitz''': Bridge.

[''Chris moves his hand in a horizontal motion, supposedly imitating a bridge'']

[''Copitz and Chris fist bump, creating an explosion.'']

[''Copitz and Chris laugh'']

'''Chris''': There's a good bridge.

[''jump cut'']

=== (8:10-9:36) Chris talks about his name change and his favorite movies===

'''Copitz''': What was it, the um, the uh, the bear, at the, at the [''unintelligible''] Mall [[Christopher's name change|that gave you that name]]?

[''Text is shown on the screen, accompanied by a doorbell-like sound effect.'']

<pre>
*Referring to the name "Christian" here.*
</pre>

'''Chris''': Yep. Leonard... Bearstein.

'''Copitz''': Leonard Bearstein.

[''jump cut'']

'''Carson''': Do you have a favorite movie?

'''Copitz''': Favorite movie.

'''Chris''': [[Mary Poppins]].

'''Copitz''': Mary Poppins.

'''Chris''':[''odd voice''] Supercalifragilisticexp-

[''Copitz joins in'']

Both '''Chris''' and '''Copitz''': -ialidocious.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You ever go to the theater?

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Ehh, my friends, uh, took me there, t' see [[Pokémon]]: I Choose You

[''The video cuts to a still from the movie, text laid on top:'']

<pre>
POKEMON[sic]: I CHOOSE YOU SPOILER ALERT

SKIP TO 9:12 TO AVOID
</pre>

'''Chris''': Pikachu... talked to Ash, literally.

'''Copitz''':[''muffled by the tea he's drinking''] Mmm?

'''Chris''': An' it's like, "Pikachu!"- ['''Copitz''': The whole movie?]- No, just one part - but it's like [''Chris does an admittedly good impression of Ash from the Pokémon anime''] "Pikachu! [[How_the_Pokémon_Came_into_Our_PokéBalls|Why don't you get in your Pokéball?]]" an' he's like, [''very high-pitched voice'']"It's because..." ['''Copitz''':[''incredulously, looking at the camera''] What?] "...It's because, I want to be with you."

'''Copitz''': That happened in the movie?

'''Chris''': [''still using the high-pitched voice''] Yeah.

[''Copitz plays the clip from the movie'']

'''Chris''': The whole movie was quite good, we enjoyed it.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': [''unintelligible mumbling, continuing in high-pitched voice''] left. [''unintelligible''] to refill? Oh, no, we're still good. Ha.

'''Copitz''': We're good, we're good.

'''Chris''':[''normal voice''] It's like, almost half full, and I like being... optimistic.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You're a half-full kinda...

'''Chris''': -person. Yeah. [''strange, deep voice that is probably supposed to be an Optimus Prime impression''] I'm an optimist. [[Transformers|My name is Optimus.]]

'''Copitz''': Optimus Prime

'''Chris''': Opti''mist'' Prime.

'''Copitz''': Optimist Prime.

[''both laugh'']

[''jump cut'']

=== (9:36-10:35) Chris rambles about bells and bananas===

'''Copitz''': I wanted to ask you how you feel about- [''jump cut''] - Richard Simmons.

[''Copitz most likely meant [[Robert Simmons]].'']

'''Chris''': Oh... yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Hearing his name definitely rings the bell.

'''Copitz''': [''sucks teeth''] Yeah.

'''Chris''': Rings the bell.

[''Chris suddenly moves his head to his left shoulder, imitating a bell.'']

'''Chris''':[''deep voice''] Glung.

'''Copitz''': Is that the [[Trolls|troll]] bell?

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': What's that called, a gong, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Yeah, no, I was actually thinking if a really big bell-

[''They all start talking at the same time'']

'''Carson''': Oh, I got it.

'''Copitz''': Oh, yeah, like a really big, like a really big, yep, like...

'''Chris''': -like in a high tower.

'''Chris''': Yeah, although, I think this one would probably have a crack in it . Not like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_Bell the Liberty Bell,] exactly, just like, you know, just a f- kind of a crack, because, I dunno, we're not perfect, we're all a little cracked somewhere.

'''Copitz''': Yeah. [''jump cut''] Carson on his face.

[''The camera zooms in on Carson, showing in more detail the bandages on his face.'']

'''Carson''': Yeah, ha ha, [''jump cut''] my face is destroyed.

[''The camera zooms in on Chris's hands as he pours himself tea.'']

'''Chris''': W- we're all- [''drops spoon''] Whoops!

[''The camera zooms back out'']

'''Chris''': Ha, there's a little fumble, but it wasn't an epic fail.

'''Copitz''': Yeah. No, not an epic fail. Could've been an epic fail.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': What's your opinion on Minions? How do you like Lee's Minion shirt he's wearing?

[''A picture of Lee with a Minion shirt is shown on the screen.'']

'''Lee''': Probably, uh-

[''Chris suddenly starts talking an an obnoxiously loud, nasal, and high-pitched voice. The camera starts zooming in on his face, and the audio is edited to be echoey, making Chris's outburst even more terrifying than it already was. It's hard to tell what's Copitz's editing, and what's just Chris.'']

'''Chris''': [[Random-access humor|{{RageQuote|AH, MINION, DEY SO FUNNY, GNA GNA GNA, BANANA. BANANA BANANA BANANA. BANANA! MINANABANANA! THBBPTHBPT!}}]]

[''The camera mercifully zooms back out, the audio returning to normal.'']

'''Chris''': Uh, I not- I've seen the first Despicable Me movie.

'''Copitz''': Yup.

[''jump cut'']

=== (10:36-12:11) Chris talks politics and Danger Dolan ===

'''Copitz''': Th- this is kinda personal, you don't have to answer this, but, wh- what are maybe your political opinions? How do you feel about the President?

'''Chris''': [''stress sigh''] I'm not, [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!|I'm not totally into politics, I'm kind of a neut- I'm kind of neutral]], but I definitely wish that, uh, Obama could stay in office,

['''Copitz''': Yeah.] but if it had to be what it had to be(?) then you know I voted for Hillary.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': -yeah, but instead we got [[Pmurt|Dona-[''long gargling noise'']-rump.]]

[''Copitz laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': An' I learned recently to roll my 'R's, an' it was by accident.

[''Copitz laughs'']

'''Chris''': My tongue was in the right place, and I went with it.

[''The gargling noise is apparently supposed to be rolling his 'r's, but it's not remotely like what it should be. It sounds more like an 'L' sound than an 'R' sound, and his tongue is definitely not "in the right place".'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': And, you know, Danger [[Planet Dolan|Dolan]] does it, ud, [''odd voice''] I am Danger Dolan, und today I'll be a [''gargling noise''] rater(?), and I will tell you the ['''rolled 'r's"''] treek(?). And why does he say it like 'trees', by the way, it's truth, not trees.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': I was wondering, 'cause I saw- you know how, like, when somebody likes a Tweet, it shows up on your timeline sometimes, on [[Twitter]]?

'''Chris''': Oh, yes.

'''Copitz''': And I saw you- you liked one of Donald Trump's tweets.

'''Chris''': [''mumbling''] Wait, you talkin' about, uh, earlier today, oh, yeah, it was like one having to do with the, er, the American people bein' held... over dere... in wherever it was.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': They're being released, they're coming back to America, they reunite with their... family. Of the White House.

'''Copitz''': So you're just happy to hear it.

'''Chris''': Yeah. I like good news. And [[My_Little_Pony#Chris_and_ponies|Tara Strong]] shared dat link, by the way.

'''Copitz''': Okay.

'''Chris''': Tara an' I, we hate Trump, but we do like the good news, and good things in life.

'''Copitz''': The good news. Well, you know, you gotta see the good in people sometimes, even if they're not so good.

'''Chris''': [''earsplittingly loud and high pitched voice''] YEAH, EVEN TIMMY TURNER IS SO POSITIVE ALL THE TIME!

'''Copitz''': That's, that's-

'''Chris''': [''continuing the voice''] YEEEEAH, LOOK AT MY FAIRY GODPARENTS!

'''Copitz''': That's Tara Strong.

'''Chris''': [''odd laugh''] [''normal voice''] She's really awesome.

[''jump cut'']

=== (12:12-?) Chris talks about his Cutie Mark ===

'''Copitz''': Lee, can you get in front of this right here? What is this, uh, [''unintelligible''] character?

[''camera zooms up to something Chris is holding'']

'''Chris''': That's my cu- That's my Cutie Mark.

'''Copitz''': Oh, okay, from, uh, My Little Pony.

'''Chris''': Yeah, but it's my- it's my special Cutie Mark, I took multiple quizzes to find out what I be. I ended up being, you know, to make my OC pony [[Night Star]]. That's her Cutie Mark, an' she and I share da Cutie Mark.

'''Copitz''': Oh, cool, okay.

'''Chris''': Yeah, and of course, if I- if I ever went to Equestria though, I wouldn't beco- I would not become, a unicorn, I'd become an [[ego|alicorn]], because I'm a bit higher up, just- just because of my rule in Cwcville and everything, and that w- that was kind of a di- thing, because y'know, it was like- y'know, I cou- I only drew [[Nightstar]] because I was like: "I could draw myself whatev- whichever way I wanted, so, I was like EH? I'll spoil myself, and I, had felt like I had wings... on my shoulders... for quite a long time, even longer than tha- for quite a number of years.

'''Copitz''': [''Sings "I Believe I Can Fly by R Kelly."'']

'''Chris''': Just- just kind of an imagery of wings on my back.

'''Copitz''': [''Looks straight at the camera''] We got a modern-day {{w|R. Kelly}} right here.

'''Chris''': Modern day R Kelly?

'''Copitz''': Woah, woah, woah- wait, wait- The good parts of R Kelly. [''Laughs'']

'''Chris''': [''Laughs and starts rapping''] I don't know about that, but you could do a rap, and we can do this and that- gettin' go blip blap blip blap.

'''Copitz''': There you go. R Kelly.

[''Camera zooms in on Chris's face to finish the rap'']

'''Chris''': [''Continues rapping''] I'm not a rapper, but I'm here to say, that y'all can do it, as you'd like your way.

'''Copitz''': Do you think maybe you- you'll get into voice acting, sometime?

'''Chris''': Uh, possibly, if they- we get an anime show for Sonichu I'll voice myself and my son.

'''Copitz''': Oh! That would be so cool!

'''Chris''': And, y'know I would definitely want to make a deal with Funko for making some POP vinyl figures, of, myself and my family.

[''General agreement noises'']

'''Copitz''': You've been let down by a lot of fake, uh...

'''Chris''': People have been faking the, actual people, like [[Reggie_Fils-Aimé|Regis Fil Aime]] for one, yeah.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah, did you actually f- uh, fly out to Washington?

'''Chris''': Nyooo.

'''Copitz''': No, you didn't?

'''Chris''': No, we didn't fall for that.

'''Copitz''': It was funny, you drove out to...

'''Chris''': Cleveland.

'''Copitz''': To Cleveland. And then it was that, old worn down house?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Not what you expected... not- not Julie, no.

'''Chris''': Just a little old lady!~

'''Carson''': Now you were talking about, voice acting Sonichu, what would Sonichu sound like?

'''Copitz''': Oooh, that's a good question.

'''Chris''': Uh, something close to the original, like, y'know, back in the adventures Saturday morning phase, somin- sounding like that, Um, ha! Robotnic totally got me with this, but nah, I ain't gonna be falled by that. Uh, but they're scratchin' rounders, I'm gonna go trip on them, hubre I am referring to the episode, rounder the genius. Which was the first episode of, Revenge of the Sonic the Hedgehog I had ever seen. It was the first time I'd heard Sonic's voice.

'''Lee''': It's amazing that you can remember that.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

==Deleted Scenes==

Deleted scenes of Copitz's interview with Chris.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Deleted Scenes - A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QgRZgLGRb5g}}
| stardate = 31 [[May 2018]]
| maker = Copitz
| previous = [[Copitz#Interview|A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan]]
| next = [[Count Dankula#Interview|A Chat With Chris-Chan]]
| subject = }}

===Transcript of "Deleted Scenes - A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan"===
{{Transcription}}

'''Copitz''': Do you have any, umm, any real life friends you ever, umm, hang out with?

'''Chris''': Uhh, yeah, I have some real life friends that I do hang out with from time to time, yes.

'''Copitz''': Near [[Charlottesville,_VA|Charlottesville]]?

'''Chris''': Uhh, yes.

'''Copitz''': Okay, that's good. Did you meet them online, or did you -

'''Chris''': Uh, mostly in person.

'''Copitz''': Do they know about you from, from your your, uh, like, your fame on the internet?

'''Chris''': Umm, like when we first met, most-most- majority did not know about me from the internet, and then they kind- they got to know me and they're like "Ehh, well we know Christine, we know Christian or Christine better than that."

'''Copitz''': How's uhh, [[Barbara|Mrs. Barbara Chandler]] been doing?

'''Chris''': Ehh, she's doing fair in general. She's getting up more. She's -

'''Copitz''': In her 70s now?

'''Chris''': Now you're gonna make me think of her age now.

[''Copitz laughs'']

'''Chris''': Ehh, she's like 76, she'll be 77 later.

'''Copitz''': Okay, yeah. We- we saw her, she- she was a little concerned what we were doing at- at your door I remember.

'''Chris''': Yeah, I calmed her down. I told her, like ya know "they're both fans, and it was a nice little visit."

'''Copitz''': I was hoping you'd answer because I was afraid if she answered she might- she might slam the door on us.

'''Chris''': Yeah, [''in a Barb impression''] ??. We're not home! We're (sic) not wanted! We're not interested! Go away!"

[''All laugh'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah.

[''Chris makes angry elderly noises'']

'''Chris''': No, that's not the typical old- elderly lady I'm quite sure. I mean I've met a lot of very nice elderly women, I respect my seniors and elders.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yup.

Cameraman: That's good.

'''Chris''': 'Specially since [[Bob_Chandler|my father]] was a senior citizen literally my entire life from birth.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, was- how old was he when you were born?

'''Chris''': If you wanna go beyond that, he was... 52 years old on conception.

'''Copitz''': 52 years old on conception. [''Chris laughs''] So maybe 53 when you were born or so?

'''Chris''': Yeah, that's about right.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': Do you think if you had, uh, gone to the Albermarle County Public School, maybe because of kind of like the more industrialized area than Greene County maybe you would've had a better experience in [[Greene County Primary School|Elementary School]] than you did with [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School|Greene]]?

'''Chris''': [''in Pinkie Pie impression''] I have no idea!
[''Copitz laughs'']

'''Chris''': And I'm imitating Pinkie Pie saying that.

'''Copitz''': And at least you're able to go to Richmond and, and I think- you think that going to [[Manchester_High_School|Manchester High]] impacted your- your life for the better?

'''Chris''': Yes, I do believe so.

'''Copitz''': Mhmm, you met some friends at [[PVCC]] too, didn't you?

'''Chris''': Uhh, I didn't make as many friends at PVCC.

'''Copitz''': No?

'''Chris''': Ehhh, I met [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|people]], I tried, but it's like, ummm, [[Attraction_Sign|we couldn't really connect]].

'''Copitz''': Ahh, yeah.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Chris''': I've, uh, started watching the new Rocky and Bullwinkle yesterday on Amazon Prime.

'''Copitz''': How do you feel about that?

'''Chris''': Oh, I kinda liked it, it was classic silly, silly, silly. And [[Chris and socialization#MLP voice actresses|Tara Strong]] voicing Rocky J. Squirrel. I would definitely like to meet her one day if possible, 'cus, ya know, [''in ?? impression''] She does a very good ?? [''in a Twilight Sparkle impression''] and a Princess Twilight Sparkle.

'''Copitz''': Maybe- maybe if she, uh, she ever needs somebody to take over for her, you could do it. [''Copitz laughs'']

BACK: Yeah!

'''Chris''': I don't know, I'm not exactly [''in Bugs Bunny impression''] be the guy who did Bugs Bunny or [''in Daffy Duck impression''] Daffy Duck Sufferin' succotash!

'''Copitz''': [''laughing''] Not exactly, no.

[''Camera zooms in Chris makes [[Donald_Duck_impersonation|quacking noises]]'']

Cameraman: I can't do characters as well ['''Copitz''': Yeah!] as well as you can.

'''Chris''': Ehh, I got kinda like a voice copy thing [''Copitz laughs''] and I tend to- it's like, ya know, when I'm talking with somebody else, just one other person, for a while I tend to sound like them after a time.

'''Copitz''': Oh really?

'''Chris''': Yeah, but if it's like- when I'm in a group then it's kinda mixed so I end up with more natural voice more often in the conversation. [''in a Copitz impression''] I'm talking with you right now Christian and I can kinda get your voice down after you and I- you and me in this pow-wow. I mean, whaddya think? We sound a lil cool?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we sound pretty similar haha.

'''Chris''': Yeeeah, we just ?? dudes.

'''Copitz''': Haha, pretty good.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Chris''': Found a recent top ten, they uh, they top ten voi- top ten characters who were voice- multiple characters by voice- by the same actress. They put Tara at number four, but she was like, uh... the female- the only female in the top four, so she's pretty much the queen of voice acting.

'''Copitz''': Oh, yeah.

'''Chris''': While the ki- while the se- well- I can't remember his name -

'''Copitz''': Wow, the reqs were met, huh? ??

'''Chris''': the king of voice acting is the guy who did Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck and all of them.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, I can't remember his name ['''Chris''': Me neither], but he died a while ago, didn't he?

'''Chris''': But number two was Frank Welker. [''In Megatron voice''] "Do as I command! I am the Megatron!"

[''jumpcut'']

'''Lee''': Do you have any favorite YouTubers that you'd like to shout out?

'''Chris''': Ehh

'''Copitz''': Shout out Copitz!

'''Chris''': Ha, Copitz, I'll give him that. I'd definitely want to give a shoutout to Emgo, Dr. Wolf, and uh, lemme think, Scribbler, I like- I like the way she reads the [[MLP]] comics. [''Copitz laughs''] Ehhh, I wan- I like watching WatchMojo.

'''Copitz''': Oh yeah, yeah, the top tens?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': I noticed, when you're livestreaming, you have like such good quality, ummm, but cus you live in more of a neighborhood, but my internet's so bad, like, ['''Chris''': Ehhh, you could- ] if you saw the quality on my stream [laughs]

[''Chris refills his drink'']

'''Chris''': Ehhh, internet streaming quality, brought to you by Comcast XFinity!

'''Copitz''': Yeah, you get Comcast, I only get CenturyLink.

Cameraman: Yeah, I only get CenturyLink too.

'''Chris''': Shall I top you off?

'''Copitz''': Oh sure, thank you.

[''camera zooms into Chris pouring drink into Copitz's cup'']

Cameraman: I can't stream at all on CenturyLink. ['''Lee''': Really?] Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Yeah well, it depends where you are I guess, but... And Lee lives just outside the city, just south of, uh, Charlottesville, and still CenturyLink doesn't give him anything good.

'''Chris''': Oh dear.

Cameraman: We're installing Ting, which is... yeah.

'''Copitz''': You're getting Ting?

Cameraman: Hopefully soon. You have to get a certain amount of people.

'''Copitz''': It said a couple years ago they took Ting a little bit to your neighborhood, but not all.

Cameraman: Yeah, but they didn't like give it to anyone yet.

'''Lee''': Fiber-optic?

Cameraman: Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Fiber-optic, fiber-optic is great, I'd love to have that.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': Okay. Oh, so [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Watch_%26_Win_Sweepstakes||KB Toy store]] was in the [[Charlottesville_Fashion_Square|Fashion Square Mall]]!

'''Chris''': Yeah, it was.

'''Copitz''': Oh, okay. Yeah, you know my- my favorite, uh, my favorite thing from the Fashion Square Mall that they- they closed, it seems like they closed everything there, nobody even really goes there anymore ['''Chris''': yeee] seems like, was the uhh- the big candy store. I loved the candy store. And then the arcade, but that was before my time.

'''Chris''': Yeah, I vaguely remember an arcade at Fashion Square.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, that was more your time than my time. My parents went there a lot.

'''Chris''': Oh yeah, I remember. It was, uh, near where Spencer's is now, over there.

'''Copitz''': Ah ha.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Chris''': And which college are you going to?

'''Copitz''': I'm hoping- umm, I'm graduating next year. I'm- I'm a junior in high school. So I'm, I'm hoping to go to VCU in Richmond. ['''Chris''': Okay.] That would be cool.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Chris''': My dad recommended PVCC so that's where I went. ['''Copitz''': Yup, yeah?] He had this planned all the way out for me get me following his footsteps, but it just wasn't meant to be.

'''Copitz''': Didn't work out, did it?

'''Chris''': Yeah, sorry, sir. Sorry I lived for bigger and better things. [''Chris laughs'']

'''Copitz''': Bob did some good things, didn't he?

'''Chris''': Oh yes, he designed the controls for many a machine including steel mills, saw mills, plastic mill- I think one of them was a crane. I found, uh, in old filing cabinets, 06:34 (?) was like patents that he had made and filed and all that. So, completed patents right there. You can't find his records at GE cus he hadn't worked there for WAY more than ten years.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, you probably feel bad having to sell some of his old stuff, don't you? But...

'''Chris''': Yeah, ya know, it was pretty much that time was the [[Stamps|postage stamps]].

'''Copitz''': You know what? I'm- I wanted to mention to you, somebody I saw- I don't know if you saw this in your replies on Twitter, but somebody had I think a great idea. I don't know if you'd want to do this, but, if you sold like one [[Lego|LEGO]] for a dollar, umm, each, then people could just pay a dollar and they could have a LEGO that was owned by you! And, it goes in an envelope so you don't have to pay any extra shipping.

'''Chris''': [''Clearly uninterested''] [[Chris_and_work|Hmm, well... that's an... option...]]

07:22 '''Copitz''': ?? idea. Y'know, it's all up to you, but I thought it was neat. ['''Chris''': Yeah...]. So I know you're kind of, uhh, discouraged to- to apply for jobs 'cus of like people can just look up your name and see everything about you.

'''Chris''': Yeah, background check. Plus, I've tried, and nobody ever calls me back!

'''Copitz''': They yeah, y'know, it's sad but they might just look up your name and see all the stuff people have 07:43 about you, which is- it's a shame. Y'know, keep trying though. There are jobs out there that are made for- that are made for people that have trouble getting jobs. You'll find something, or hope so.

'''Chris''': And some jobs just in the makin'.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': Do you maybe you'll ever think about going back to college?

'''Chris''': Ehh, probably not. ['''Copitz''': No?] Got too much going on on my plate.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, at least right now. You never know about the future.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': When you like go out to eat, do you uhh, like, do you usually go with uhh, with your mom or?

'''Chris''': Ehh, I end up going by myself.

'''Copitz''': Does she not like- does she just eat at home?

'''Chris''': Ehh, a lot of the time, but she can go out to eat too.

'''Copitz''': Yeah. Nice and relaxing.

'''Chris''': You know what's funny though? It made me think kinda, y'know? When one gets high and, y'know, it's like- I tend to get haunchy, and even sometimes-

'''Copitz''': What does that mean? Haunchy?

'''Chris''': It's like when you get drunk but rea- when you're tired.

'''Copitz''': Ahh, okay.

'''Chris''': And like it happens not only when- it's like, especially when I'm really mentally tired, so it's like I could be physically going all over and I'm haun- mentally haunchy at the same time.

'''Copitz''': Ahh.

'''Chris''': Yeah, but then, uhh, also, I- I have uhh, drank- drank my share of [[Chris_and_drugs#Alcohol|alcohol]], and it's like I fou- I found that I have such a great sense of self-awareness and, this applies for when I'm haunchy too, it's like I'm still self-aware. ['''Copitz''': so -] But anyway, so, I- you can get me drunk and I'm still aware of everything around me. I've accidentally got high off of uhh, like cold medicine one time.

'''Copitz''': Ooh, how'd that happen?

'''Chris''': Ehh, just, y'know, took a little bit more than I oughta and it just... zoopf. But yeah, high is just not my general thing to- I'm definitely more sober.

'''Copitz''': Okay, yeah, that's good. What's good for you but-

'''Chris''': Yeah, life gets tough, but if you, uhh, stay sober you tend to... get through it under your own power and feel more power yourself that way.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, that's true.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': I think we can all say when we found out, umm, like how close you live we were like "Wow, that's just crazy!" You hear about all this stuff online and... that's- it's a small world!

'''Chris''': Yeah, small piece of Virginia, and [[CWCville]]'s just north Vi- just in north Virginia!

'''Copitz''': Is it? Where is CWCville exactly?

'''Chris''': Ehh, I'd have to pull up a Virginia map, I'll do that right now. Ehh, look it up on my phone.

[''Chris pulls out phone and an overlay appears shows the approximate location of CWCville to be around Fredericksburg, VA'']

'''Chris''': CWCville is right by R- near Fredericksburg.

'''Copitz''': Fredericksburg

'''Lee''': Oh! That's where I wanna be.

'''Chris''': And you see the body of water because you remember there's a beachfront- there's like a beach front.

'''Copitz''': Yup, right there at, uh, Rappahannock River.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': [''to Lee''] You said you wanna go to college there?

'''Lee''': Yeah, Mary Washington, yeah, a school in Fredericksburg. Yeah, it's very nice there.

'''Copitz''': I was in Fredericksburg a few weeks ago at the Rappahannock, it's definitely a nice place. I like it.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': Normally you charge maybe, what, $100 for like commissioned videos and stuff, err uh shoutouts, is that right?

'''Chris''': Ehh, fifty to a hundred and negotiable.

'''Copitz''': Yup, but you only charged us $30? ['''Chris''': Ehhh] Thought it'd just be fun to hang out, maybe?

'''Chris''': Yeah...

'''Copitz''': Cut us some slack, as you said?

'''Chris''': Yeah, make it easy for you- for y'all this time.

[''Everyone thanks Chris'']

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': What kind of TV shows do you- do you maybe watch other than uhh My Little Pony?

'''Chris''': I watch Frasier. [''Collective "Oh!"''] Friends, and recently my loves and I we were watching Mom on Hulu.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Chris''': [''singing with all half-joining''] Billie Jean is not my lover!. She just a girl who says (sic) that I am the one! But the kiiiid is not my son!

==2nd Visit and Ghost Hunt==
On 22 March 2019, Copitz, along with two of his friends, went to visit Chris again. During this time, they went "ghost hunting" in the now abandoned DeJarnette Center for Human Development in Staunton, [[Virginia]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cYHPLqr5hGo}}
| stardate = 23 [[March 2019]]
| maker = Copitz
| previous = [[March_2019_videos#A_Melodic_Burp|A Melodic Burp]]
| next = [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]]
| subject =
}}
===Transcript of "Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan"===
{{Transcription}}

<pre>
GHOST HUNTING WITH CHRIS CHAN
</pre>

'''Copitz''': What's up guys, we're here at the DeJarnette sanatorium. Uh- I'm here with Christine Weston Chandler.

'''Chris''': [''holding his hand up''] Yo. Yo!

'''Copitz''': AKA Chris Chan, and we're gonna be exploring this place searching for ghosts.

'''Chris''': [[Hello, Juffalo|Ruffalo]]! (?)

'''Copitz''': It's gonna be ''pretty epic'' if I do say so myself.

'''Copitz''': [''laugh'']

[''jump cut to a chain-link fence'']

'''Copitz''': Do you think you can fit through here, Christine?

'''Chris''': I think I can manage.

'''Copitz''': Alright.

[''Copitz's backpack gets caught on the fence'']

'''Chris''': Whup-up-up-up-up, you're caught. [''Chris helps unhook Copitz's backpack from the fence''] There you go.

'''Copitz''': Thank you.

[''jump cut to Chris grunting and struggling to make it through the broken fence gate'']

[''jump cut again to Chris entering the front of the building through a large broken window. The scrape of broken glass on the floor can be heard as Chris steps through'']

'''Copitz''': Nice job.

[''Jump cut to Chris and Copitz wielding flashlights inside the building's dark interior'']

'''Copitz''': So there's a bunch of different levels to this building.

'''Chris''': [''in a strange voice''] I see dead people. I think the ghosts are comin' after me. [''laugh'']

[''camera pans to the wall Chris is illuminating, showing graffiti that says "Fuck you!"'']

[''jump cut to a very short time later; Chris and Copitz are walking down a hall'']

'''Chris''': Christian, come here.

[''jump cut to Chris displaying his wrists'']

'''Chris''': I got quartz- uh, lightning quartz on my wrist.

[''the camera zooms in; the video becomes fuzzy before focusing the close-up on Chris's gloved hands'']

'''Chris''': It might take a- more than one try, but I'm able to do it on the first try often times, [''lifts his arms up, his forearms crossed at the wrists''] but I'm gonna make it grind in here. [''pulls his wrists against each other, making a loud click.''] Ah.

'''Copitz''': Should I stand back?

'''Chris''': [''trying again, another click is made''] ahh, sometimes it [''unintelligible'']. [''click''] Ahh, I can do this, now I can do it [''click'']

[''pan to Copitz'']

'''Copitz''': What are you trying to do?

'''Chris''': Tryin' making light. [''unintelligible''] do it.

[''pan to what looks to be Lee- though it may be another person- while Chris is finally able to get his rock to make light'']

'''Chris''': THERE it is!

'''Copitz''': Aw nice, nice.

[''cut to a hallway with bright light at the end of it'']

'''Chris''': [''observing artwork of hot air balloons on the wall''] Well, that's a nice picture, with all the balloons there. [''reading graffiti on top of it''] My balloooon. I like this picture.

[''jump cut to Chris'']

'''Copitz''': So this is- uh- this is- uh, DeJarnette sanatorium.

[''jump cut to Copitz, his face illuminated by his flashlight'']

'''Copitz''': It's where- uh, Joseph DeJarnette- um, did his work. He's- uh, known for being a pretty famous eugenics doctor, and he's known to still roam the halls. As a ghost, obviously.

'''Chris''': Wha' was 'is name?

'''Copitz''': Closed down waaay long ago- his name was Joseph Dejarnette.

'''Chris''': Joseph. [[Random-access humor|Hello, Joe, what do you know?]]

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Do you believe in ghosts?

'''Chris''': Ehh, I've met ghosts- so, yes.

[''jump cut to outside'']

'''Copitz''': It's a nice view. Alright, the stairs are over this way.

[''jump cut to back inside the sanatorium'']

'''Copitz''': The next floor.

[''jump cut to Chris and Copitz looking at graffiti that reads "HeLP! Im TRA- pped on the ToP flooR"'']

'''Copitz''': What does that say?

'''Chris''': [''attempting to read the graffiti''] I'm trap-red on the top floor.

'''Copitz''': I'm-

'''Chris''': Oh, "I'm ''trapped'' on the top floor".

'''Copitz''': This isn't the top floor!

'''Chris''': Sorry, I di-

'''Copitz''': How'd they get here?

[''jump cut to more graffiti'']

'''Copitz''': [''reading the graffiti''] "No [[Barack Obama|Obama]]!"

[''quick jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': What do you think about our current administration?

'''Chris''': Ahhhh... [[Pmurt|Trump]] sucks. That's enough said right there.

'''Copitz''': Think so?

'''Chris''': [''slightly distorted by reverberation due to his volume''] We can replace him with anybody, but I know we'll replace with Lisa Simpson 2000(?) after the [[Dimensional Merge|dimension merge]].

'''Copitz''': Oh, by- Lisa Simpson will be the next president?

'''Chris''': Yep.

'''Copitz''': Oh, okay.

[''quick jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You think everything in cartoons will come true?

'''Chris''': [''sigh''] It's all- everything that's already been... presented on media has already comes (sic) true. In the sense over there, in our sister dimension, [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]]

'''Copitz''': Ohhh, okay.

'''Chris''': But as for future determinations, that's still to be determined.

[''jump cut to [[Nazis|swastika]] graffiti on the ground'']

'''Copitz''': Check that out.

'''Chris''': [''on top of Copitz''] You know, the swastika used to mean good luck.

[''jump cut to a dark room'']

'''Copitz''': Alright, here it says [''reading graffiti''] "Joseph, come out"

[''quick jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': I don't really want him to come out, to be honest, because he's dead and ghostsnn' are a little scary.

'''Lee''': Not the geese, man.

'''Chris''': Ahhh, the only- you're only scareda' ghosts because you don't have much knowledge about them.

'''Copitz''': Oh, my mistake.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': I think I can hear something.

'''Copitz''': Uhh, I'm gonna go this way [''laugh'']

'''Chris''': Yeah, I feel something.

[''jump cut to stairs'']

'''Copitz''': Alright, let's go down, let's go down.

[''jump cut to Chris and Copitz walking down the stairs'']

'''Chris''': At least I got good cell reception in here, I'll give you that.

[''jump cut to graffiti that reads "Pots 4 sale'']

'''Chris''': [''unintelligible, talked over by Copitz'']

'''Copitz''': [''laughing''] Pots for sale? Is there- is there a pot dealer in here?

[''jump cut, rumbling can be heard'']

'''Lee''': Got some people.

'''Copitz''': Hello? Hello? Who's there? Hello?

[''jump cut, no more rumbling'']

'''Copitz''': We're friendly!

[''camera man laughs'']

'''Lee''': Yeah. We're not ghosts!

'''Copitz''': Can you hear us?

[''quick jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': [''quietly''] Ah, whatever, I don't think we're ghosts(?)

[''camera man laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Don't worry guys, I think [[Magi-Chan]] Sonichu has us protected.

'''Copitz''': [''on top of Chris''] I can still hear them.

[''jump cut to Copitz's camera pointed at a small unoccupied room with a boarded up window which has a hole in it'']

'''Chris''': Follow my lead. We're calm, we're cool.

'''Copitz''': We'll see [''unintelligible'']. [''walking into the room''] Look at this little peephole.

[''jump cut to a close up of the peephole'']

'''Lee''': Maybe we can kick it open.

[''quick jump cut to the camera focused on the external landscape'']

'''Copitz''': I don't wanna do that. It's clearly professionally boarded.

[''jump cut to junk'']

'''Copitz''': Lookit this.

'''Chris''': It's a mess alright.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': [''ghost sounds''] Ooooooohhhh

'''Copitz''': [''laugh'']

'''Chris''': Don't worry, we mean ya no harm, spirits.

[''quick jump cut'']

'''Chris''': As long as we don't bodder dem, dey won't bodder us.

[''jump cut to a small room with one large, tall window'']

'''Lee''': Well, if all goes to [''censored''] sh-t, we can climb outta here.

'''Copitz''': Yeah...

[''jump cut to the dark halls of the sanatorium once more'']

'''Chris''': We mean no disrespect or dishonor-

'''Copitz''': [''on top of Chris, agreeing''] Absolutely not.

'''Chris''': We're juuust chronicling.

[''Chris's phone rings, spooking the other ghost hunters'']

'''Chris''': That's my mother. [''to Barb''] Heyo.

'''Barb''': Hello! Okay, bye.

'''Chris''': Bye-bye. [''to the other ghost hunters''] It's okay, that was just my mother calling me.

'''Copitz''': [''on top of Chris, most likely referring to when he was supposed to return home or contact her''] Definitely before six.

[''unintelligible whispering'']

'''Chris''': Y'all's mothers were concerned about yours as well. Y'all when you were... e- I mean no offense, thank you.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Chris''': You know what's weird? I kinda got a similar- this reminds me of after that [[Destruction Of Chris's House|housefire]] in [[2014]] at ho- at my home

'''Copitz''': Oh, yeah-

'''Chris''': Just ennering and exiting all the time, so- it's like, I kinda entered familiar territory with the way everything is around here.

'''Copitz''': For sure, I remember that.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': Oh, there's some nudity on this wall.

'''Chris''': Oh. [''illuminates the graffiti on the wall, which manages to somehow be lower quality than [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]''] [''laughs''] Jeez.

[''jumpcut to a well-lit room'']

'''Chris''': [''singing terribly''] ''Have some fun haunting around those spooky trails.''

'''Copitz''': [''on top of Chris''] Here. [receives an unidentifiable item from Chris''] [''joining in with Chris''] ''Hopping around the spooky trails.''

'''Chris''': [''scatting''] ''Booby-da-do-ba do-ba-do-bah-da-boo-bu-da-duh-do-duh-do''

'''Copitz''': [''dances'']

[''jumpcut to just outside the sanatorium'']

'''Chris''': Thank you all for your hospitality, our phantasms of the spook. May you all rest in peace. Continue to rest in peace.

[''quick jump cut to Copitz'']

'''Lee''': I wonder who those people were?

'''Chris''': Huh.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, I dunno, we might'a scared them off 'cause they didn't say anything to us.

'''Lee''': They thought we were ghosts. [''unintelligible'']

'''Chris''': That's the difference between knowing and not knowing.

[''piano music begins playing'']

<pre>
That's the difference between knowing... and not knowing -CWC 2019
</pre>

'''Chris''': If you don't know who was there, does it confirm whether somebody was there or not? You hear footsteps, but was there actually people? Or was it the spirits?

'''Copitz''': It coulda' been the spirits, man.

[''quick jump cut'']

'''Chris''': All is not known until all is learned, so seek your knowledge and learn well; keep a cool, calm head.

[''jump cut to Lee taking a selfie with Chris; piano music stops'']

'''Copitz''': Welcome to jamrock.

[''jump cut to Chris and Copitz walking on a hill; wind can be heard in the background'']

'''Copitz''': I know you said [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]] is going to be coming back in the merge as well...?

'''Chris''': Uhh- oh, in his Sonichu form, eventually. [''quick jump cut''] And since he... reincarnated, he definitely made sure he amended his ways. [''quick jump cut''] I assure you that he's a good guy.

'''Copitz''': Okay.

[''jump cut to Chris and Copitz walking down a trail side-by-side'']

'''Copitz''': So- I mean, Christine, you can see- you can see why some people might think that [''quick jump''] the whole CWCville stuff- that, like, it might just be... part of something that you drew, and it might just be in your imagination?

'''Chris''': Ohhh yeah, no, [''quick jumpcut''] we create something and it ends up there, it's not imagination, you ''literally'' have psychic connections and links to right over there.

'''Copitz''': Yeeeah...

[''jump cut to near a road, cars passing by'']

'''Chris''': Kick the can! And I missed. [''kicks tin can''] There you go. [''laugh'']

[''jump cut to 4 in car, Copitz driving, Chris in passenger seat, Lee and Unnamed Cameraman in backseat'']

[''Chris drinking Gatorade while side-eyeing camera'']

[''jump cut to Chris talking to his mother on phone'']

'''Chris''': Hi Mom, checking in. I don't know if you wanted to, uh, wait 'til after I got home to fix dinner or whatever. I'll see you later, love you.

'''Copitz''': Let's do a beatboxing contest, okay? I'll go first, you ready?

[''starts beatboxing decently'']

'''Copitz''': Alright your turn, Christine!

[''Chris starts beatboxing horribly'']

[''Copitz adds interjections and drum noises'']

'''Copitz''': Christine on the mic!

[''Cuts back and forth between Chris and Copitz beatboxing'']

'''Chris''': Honey, I got one more.

[''continues beatboxing badly'']

[''Copitz joins in for a duet'']

[''jumpcut'']

'''Lee''': When do you think the dimensional merge is happening?

'''Chris''': It's very soon, within these- within the coming days.

'''Lee''': I'm unfamiliar with what that is, what is that?

'''Chris''': Where the dimensions of - where our OCs exist and coexist and -

'''Copitz''': [''clarifying for those in backseat''] Original Characters

'''Chris''': - reside, and here, where everybody will get to see the OCs.

'''Copitz''': I'll have to see to- to believe it, really, honestly, but I'd like to- I'd like to learn more about the way that you - that you think about it, like the psychological aspect ['''Chris''': maybe] if that makes sense.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Lee''': There was a theory going around that you were having like very specific dreams due to some of the medications.

'''Chris''': Well, it's hard to confirm or deny that, but I feel like I can s- I feel like I can say it's... quite a bust. I mean most of my dreams remain neutral, and my nightmares. I have my good dreams, but I'm a lucid dreamer.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': So you were talking about Lisa Simpson as President, how do you think - what do you think that's going to be like?

'''Chris''': I don't know which President compare it to really. I mean, I'd like - I would like to say Obama...

[''jumpcut'']

[''Chris makes honking noise'']

[''Copitz honks the car horn twice'']

[''Chris laughs'']

[''jump cut to "Damian Marley - Welcome To Jamrock" playing and Copitz singing along'']

'''Lee''': [''recording Chris on his phone, loud music and Copitz singing makes it hard to hear''] Christine, sing!

'''Chris''': What?

'''Lee''': Sing along!

[''Chris sings nonsense'']

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': If you wanted to ask - access the, what's it called? C-

'''Chris''': C-197

'''Copitz''': C-197. If you wanted to access that right now, could you do it?

'''Chris''': Oh yeah.

'''Copitz''': Would you like to try it? I don't know if anybody's ever seen you do it before if you-

'''Chris''': Okay, well, hang on I'll-

[''Chris closes eyes and makes a concentrated face'']

[''slow fade transition, presumably a few seconds have passed without Chris talking'']

'''Copitz''': Christine, can you still hear us?

'''Chris''': [''In a more distant voice''] Yes, I hear you.

'''Copitz''': Are you in C-197?

'''Chris''': Yup.

'''Copitz''': Do you think I could have a conversation with one of them through you? Like you could tell me what they're saying and you could tell them what I'm saying?

'''Chris''': Uh, [[Hyperdimension_Neptunia#Battery-Charge_Heart|Sabrina]] is telling me, "Say hi to- Hi Selmy - Hi Christian! It's nice to talk to you!"

'''Copitz'''; Hi Sabrina, tell Sabrina I said hi.

'''Chris''': Oh, she hears you through me, so it's like a conduit.

'''Copitz''': Oh, okay. Could I speak to, uh, maybe, like, Lisa Simpson or somebody?

'''Chris''': Okay, well, I'm gonna have to move my soul all the way over to Springfield. Well, I'm talking with Homer right now, she's not - she's not home right now.

'''Copitz''': Can I speak to Marge?

'''Chris''': She's coming in! Hi, Marge! She doesn't want her... speech put on the Internet.

'''Copitz'''; Oh, okay.

[''Camera zooms into Chris's deeply concentrated face'']

'''Chris''': But she will say, for everyone... to remain on their best behavior and to be kind to each other. She will not stand for... crass and rudeness.

'''Copitz''': Oh, of course not. Yes, wise words, Marge. Thank you.

[''quick jumpcut'']

'''Chris''': [''sigh''] Ugh, fwoop tired, I've gotta come back here.

[''Chris opens his eyes and acts like he's returning to our dimension'']

'''Chris''': Blech. I had to come back, I got - my brain got worn out.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': Alright, let's do our outro here. Ay. Alright guys, we had a great -

[''Black screen with words "*camera runs out of battery*'']

[''interrupted by laughter from both Copitz and Chris'']

[''outro'']

'''Chris''': [''in silly voice holding up peace sign''] [[Random-access_humor|SUBPRIBE to Copitz, Copitz! Bloopitz!]]

==External links==
*[https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/998016112745943041 The fanart Copitz gave Chris].

==See also==
*[[Xleepy]], Copitz's friend and fellow YouTuber.

==References==
<references/>

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Talk:Copitz

2021-10-19T16:03:53Z

CWCPhotographer:

==Impression at 2:36 of Deleted Scenes - Chatting with Christine Weston Chandler==
: Anyone know what Chris is saying/impersonating at 2:36 (before twilight sparkle)? It's some Tara Strong character https://youtu.be/QgRZgLGRb5g?t=156 -- [[User:CWCPhotographer|CWCPhotographer]] ([[User talk:CWCPhotographer|talk]]) 16:02, 19 October 2021 (UTC)

Talk:Copitz

2021-10-19T16:02:39Z

CWCPhotographer: Transcription help with copitz deleted scenes

==Impression at 2:36 of Deleted Scenes - Chatting with Christine Weston Chandler==
: Anyone know what Chris is saying/impersonating at 2:36 (before twilight sparkle)? https://youtu.be/QgRZgLGRb5g?t=156 -- [[User:CWCPhotographer|CWCPhotographer]] ([[User talk:CWCPhotographer|talk]]) 16:02, 19 October 2021 (UTC)

Copitz

2021-10-15T19:28:04Z

CWCPhotographer: /* Transcript of "Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan" */

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{{quote|Today [[Homos|two very handsome Young Men]] came to my house to Hand Deliver some Fan Art! I humbly accepted their Gifts, [[Bisexual|gave them Great Big Kisses (on the CHEEK)]] and sent them on their way!|Chris<ref name=kiss>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997957259182227458</ref>}}

[[File:CWC with Copitz 1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris meets Copitz (right) and his friend in May 2018.]]

[[File:CWC Copitz May 2019.jpg|thumb|200px|Copitz gives Chris a ride home, April 2019.]]

'''Christian Opitz''' (born 17 January 2001), also known as '''Copitz''' is a YouTuber and a speedrunner on [[Twitch]] who lives in [[Charlottesville]]. Starting in [[May 2018]], he began visiting Chris and recording videos of him and his friends chatting with Chris while visiting local areas.

==1st Visit and interview==
On 19 May 2018, Copitz and his friends went to Chris's house to give him fanart he had drawn. Chris was overjoyed to meet them and [[TooManyGames|kissed each of them on the cheek]],<ref name=kiss></ref> which he thought they found flattering<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997967420575760384</ref> and agreed to do a video with them.

The video took place on 26 May 2018, with the videos released a few days later. A highlight is Chris saying that he regrets being more infamous than famous while hearing about the recent documentary made about him. He also says that he still goes to Anytime Fitness and has a membership, but "had to relocate" to one that wasn't in Ruckersville. He mentions that some unknown friends took him to see the movie ''Pokémon: I Choose You''.

{{Infobox/video
| name = A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| ytid = SopgLOXCcoE
| stardate = 30 [[May 2018]]
| maker = Copitz
| previous = [[I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)#Video|I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)]]
| next = [[Copitz#Deleted Scenes|Deleted Scenes]]
| subject = }}

===Transcript of "A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan"===

{{Transcription}}
{{Incomplete}}
[''For reference, the guy with the bandages on his face is Carson, and the guy in the back is Lee'']

=== (0:00-0:10) Intro ===
[''Techno music plays as text is shown on the screen'']

<pre>A Chat With Christine Chandler

Filmed Saturday, 5/26/2018</pre>

<pre>We accidentally lost the first bit of this footage, so that is why there is no intro here.</pre>

<pre>The only important thing that was lost was Christine indulging in some "JULAY" memes, believe it or not.</pre>

<pre>That being said, enjoy the video!</pre>

=== (0:11-0:22) Chris discusses the weather ===

'''Chris''': Ahh...[[Obesity|I-I tend to perspire easily]].

[''Chris fans his face and takes off his glasses'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah...It is pretty hot today. Maybe eighty degrees?

'''Chris''': Yeah. It's-[''wipes face''] mid-eighties right now.

'''Copitz''': Mid-eighties?

'''Carson''': This is really good.

'''Lee''': It's nice out.

'''Copitz''': It is nice out, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (0:23-1:17) Chris discusses the Kiwi Farms and BraveryJerk ===

'''Copitz''': Y- you probably know about the, the [[Kiwi Farms]], right?

'''Chris''': Oh, yes.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': People probably, uh-[''jump cut''] replied to you on [[Twitter]] when you posted the picture of us, then I posted it on Kiwi Farms.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': I didn't even know what the Kiwi Farms was, I w- I just thought like [''jump cut''] It was a place to maybe brag about my experience, you know, [Chris laughs] 'cause it was the first thing I thought of when I got home, but then I realized... that wasn't such a good idea and ['''Chris''': Mmm.] th- most of the people on the forums were telling me it wasn't a good idea either.

'''Chris''': Eeh.

'''Copitz''': Um, but, you know-

'''Chris''' (''interrupting''): I forgive you this time.

'''Copitz''': Haha, thank you. [''jump cut''] A lot of them were-were afraid that I was like a [[ween]] and I was gonna be like, you remember [[BraveryJerk]]?

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Ah, not sure.

'''Copitz''': He was the, uh, the African-American fellow who interviewed you at the, uh, the, uh-

'''Chris''' (''interrupting''): Oh... oh, yeah, yeah. I did n- I did not know his offline name.

'''Copitz''': Okay- no, that is his online name, is BraveryJerk.

'''Chris''': Online, offline, [''raspberry-like sound''], what did I say. I-[''Chris uses an extremely high-pitched and loud sing-song voice'']I kept sayin' words!!

'''Copitz''': How did you feel about the videos that he made?

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Uh, it is what it is, I just m'let it go, I'm cool.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

=== (1:19-2:28) Chris discusses Toys "R" Us and restaurants ===

[''jump cut, Chris is now leaning forwards, reaching for a cup of tea'']

'''Chris''': Which tea is this again?

'''Carson''': It's called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tieguanyin iron oolong]. It kinda tastes like, sweet, even without sugar.

[''Chris laughs'']

[''jump cut, the tea is now being poured into Chris' cup'']

'''Chris''': That's good.

'''Carson''': Oop, didn't get your hand, did I?

'''Chris''': Nah, you're cool. [''jump cut''] Ha, could've been hotter.

[''Copitz laughs'']

'''Chris''': Yeah, I like spicy things.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, I like spicy th-

'''Carson''': Hey, what's your favorite food, by the way?

'''Chris''': Mmm. I like, uh, Mac and Cheese for longer time.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': When you go- go out to eat at uh, at, at near [[Ruckersville]], where do you normally go, do you come down to [[Charlottesville]], or...

'''Chris''': Uh, yeah, kinda here 'n 'ere, I mean, [''jump cut''] I just feel like it's cheap to just name [[McDonald's]] all the time, or KFC, or Taco Bell, ['''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah] but I tell you what-['''Copitz''': Those are cheap, though] if I like it good, I might get something good from the [''unintelligible''] Buffet.

'''Copitz''': Oh, yeah, uh- that's down near where [[Toys "R" Us]] is, right?

'''Chris''': Yeah. [sigh] Stop the closing of the Toys "R" Us!

[''Copitz and friends mock-scream in dismay'']

'''Copitz''': No! Not the Toys "R" Us!

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You probably get a lot of your, your [[MLP]] stuff from [jump cut] Toys "R" Us, don't you?

'''Chris''': Yeah, but's it's like, a lot of it's available online now, everyone's buying online ['''Copitz''': [''sucks teeth''] Yeah.] Maybe KB will make a return, just like I heard on, uh, kind of a, news thing I s- read about, few weeks ago.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah, it might- you know, that would actually be a good idea because it could pick up the business that Toys "R" Us, um, ['''Chris''': Lost.] would have lost, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (2:28-3:22) Copitz tells stories about Monster Energy and his friend Eric ===

'''Chris'''(''to one of the friends''): It was pretty good, by the way.

'''Carson''': I know, I like it a lot.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': I remember, I was here one time, and, and I, and I had a, I had a big, um, can of Monster Energy, and I tried combining it with the tea, but it just tasted like gross, warm Monster.

[''They all laugh'']

'''Chris''': They make a tea for Monster, Monster Tea.

'''Carson''': Oh, [''unintelligible''], I think it's called.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': So you remember Eric [''Shows a picture of Eric on the screen''], my friend that, uh, that came to ['''Chris''': Uh, yes.] your house, right? ['''Chris''': Yes.] He-

[''jump cut'']

[''The camera lurches awkwardly towards one of Copitz's friends'']

'''Copitz''': When he was taking the behind the wheel driving lessons, he went up to- to the [[Wal-Mart]] [''phone buzzes''] on 29 North. [''Camera tilts around''] Not the one in Ruckersville, but the one- ['''Chris''': Alright.] the one near Charlottesville.

[''jump cut'']

[''Copitz drinks some tea'']

'''Copitz''': Ooh, that is good. I like that.

[''jump cut'']

'''Carson''': Eric was actually the one who showed me the [''unintelligible'']

'''Copitz''': Oh, really. Shoutouts to Eric. [''closeup of Eric's face'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': So when he was driving- [''jump cut''] through the parking lot with his driver's instruction teacher and a couple of other students- [''jump cut''] he actually saw you. Uh, a while ago, he saw you, and he recognized you. So that- so that was, uh, exciting for me, and we were all jealous. [''Chris and Copitz laugh''] They got to see you.

[''jump cut'']

=== (3:23-3:43) Chris discusses people coming to his house ===

'''Copitz''': What were you thinking when we came to your house? How often does that happen?

'''Chris''': Uhh... [''jump cut''] Feel like I wanna say on average... maybe.. uh... once every few months?

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Is it normally [[fans]], or normally [[trolls]]?

'''Chris''': Um... I'm not quite certain.

'''Copitz''': Not- not sure? Maybe just people trying to- people that live in the area and just wanna meet an- an icon?

'''Chris''': Yeah, kinda. [''laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

=== (3:44-5:54) Chris discusses Animal Crossing, Let's Play, and the GenoSamuel2 documentary ===

'''Chris''': Hey, try the Hi-C! It's got mint in it, and it's really good.

'''Friend 3''': [''unintelligible'']

'''Friend 4''': There are many, huh?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, there are a lot of 'em.

'''Chris''': I like mint.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Um-

'''Chris''': Minty Squirrel from [[Animal Crossing]].

'''Copitz''': Minty Squ- Yeah, you know, you did a lot of Animal Crossing stuff back in the day, didn't you?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': You made [[Animal Crossing Documentary|that Animal Crossing video]] for [[Borb|your parents]]? I thought that was really nice.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': And then I just did touring of what I had on my GameCube.

'''Copitz''': Ah, right. Yeah. I- you kn- I remember people saying- I thought this was really cool- They said that you pioneered the Let's Play experience.

'''Chris''': I did?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, 'cause you did it- you, you like, you recorded yourself, um, you're y'know, commentating over gameplay before basically anybody else did on the Internet.

[''Copitz plays 5:02-5:10 from Chris' Animal Crossing Documentary'']

<blockquote>'''2003 Chris''': -moving on with the tour of my house. As you can see I've got- I'm collecting the NES games. I've got most of them down here, and I've got a couple upstairs.</blockquote>

[''Video clip ends'']

'''Copitz''': So some people consider you the pioneer Let's Play.

'''Chris''': Huh.

'''Copitz''': That's pretty cool, isn't it?

'''Lee''': That is pretty cool.

'''Chris''': Okay, well that's news to me.

[''Copitz and friends laugh'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah, I saw that ag- on the, um, do you know, the uh [[Chris_in_the_media#Chris_Chan:_A_Comprehensive_History|GenoSamuel2 documentary]]?

'''Chris''': Mmm.

'''Copitz''': Um, he's making this ''crazy'' long, comprehensive documentary, and I'd say it's very objective, he's not making fun of you in any way.

'''Chris''': Mm.

[''jump cut'']

[''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 10 is shown on the screen'']

'''Copitz''': He's on Part 10, and they're each 40 minutes, and he's only on like 2008, [''Picture disappears from the screen''] so it's like, it's like he's getting everything in there.

'''Chris''': Ah, as much as he can, right?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah. H- how do you feel about it when people make, like, documentaries and stuff about you but they're not making fun of you?

'''Chris''': Um, I feel abou- I kinda feel like, uh...

'''Copitz''': You wish your past wasn't documented as much?

'''Chris''': Uh, no, I don't wanna say that.

'''Copitz''': Mm-hm.

'''Chris''': Um, I just kinda wish I wasn't as- more famous than infamous ['''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah, that's true.] for more of my good qua- [[Kindness|more of my good traits]], [[Ego|but I think they're all well noted]], [[Chris and English|among which]]. I have faith in the goodness of people. And that's , uh, that's discounting and discrediting the obvious bad ones.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Y- you've met some good people out there. I mean, we're here, right? You know. ['''Chris''': Yeah.] Yeah, we're- we're trying [''camera suddenly zooms in on Chris's torso''] to be friendly. [''all laugh'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Lee''': [unintelligible] cameraman?

[''He's likely saying something along the lines of "Can I be the cameraman" because of Copitz's response and his later disappearance.]

'''Copitz''': Yeah, you think you could help us- help me out here? Thanks, Lee.

=== (5:55-6:01) Interlude ===

[''The same techno music plays, text is shown on the screen'']

<pre>Starting here, there is a lot of background noise that I did not realize was being picked up.</pre>

<pre>I apologize for this error. That being said, please carry on and enjoy the rest.</pre>

=== (6:02-6:45) Chris discusses his favorite games ===

[''The camera is now in a different position, revealing more of the room. Lee is gone from the frame, and is now the cameraman.'']

'''Copitz''': All right, we're good, we've got Lee as our cameraman now, so that's good.

[''Chris laughs'']

[''jump cut, camera is zoomed in more'']

'''Copitz''': Um, so Chrischine[sic] was just saying off-camera that her favorite, uh, [[Sonic]] game was Sonic CD.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Um, would that make that your favorite game of all time?

'''Chris''': Uh...

'''Copitz''': Or you like Animal Crossing or [[LittleBiGPlanet]] more?

'''Chris''': I like, I like [[List of Chris's games|all the games I've played]]-

[''Copitz starts getting up from his seat and reaches for the camera. As he touches it, there is a jump cut.'']

[''Copitz withdraws his hand from the camera'']

'''Chris''': -[[PlayStation_3#Trophies|definitely earned, like up to a hundred percent of the trophies.]]

[''someone laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': I dunno about favorite game of all time, though. Mmm...[''wipes face'']...Although, big props to everything LittleBiGPlanet, especially everything on the [[PS3]], 'cause I'm able to make my [[LittleBiGPlanet#On_costumes|Sonichu costumes]] and play the game [''Friend laughs''] as [[Sonichu]] in a way.

'''Copitz''': [''Looks at camera''] You- you still uh, kind of a big gamer? You play games a lot?

'''Chris''': Yeah. Here and there, just when I- I do as I feel.

[''jump cut'']
[[File:Copitz's Face Swap Picture.jpg|thumb|400 px|The picture in question.]]

=== (6:46-6:56) Copitz shows Chris a picture ===

'''Copitz''': I got this picture right here where somebody swapped our mouths and made Eric's head really big.

[''The picture shows up on the screen'']

[''Chris and Copitz laugh'']

'''Copitz''': I'll put that up on screen.

'''Lee''': Oh yeah, I saw those, too.

'''Copitz''': You think that's funny?

'''Chris''': Silly, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (6:57-7:16) Chris talks about his typical day ===

'''Copitz''': What is a typical, uh, 'CWC' day like?

'''Chris''': Um... Well,I'm gettin' into something a bit more exercising. Going to [[Chris_and_health#Anytime_Fitness|Anytime Fitness]], I am a member there.''

'''Copitz''': The one, uh, in Ruckersville?

'''Chris''': Ehhhm... Not so much anymore, had to relocate, I'm not sayin' where.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': The one I'm going to, does- it's much farther... Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (7:17-8:09) Chris talks about his jobs at Wendy's and Cutco Cutlery ===

'''Copitz''': So you worked at the [[Wendy's]] in Ruckersville for a while, didn't you?

'''Chris''':[''nervously''] Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Wh- what was your experience like there?

'''Chris''': Ehhh... Kinda hit-or-miss, ['''Copitz''': Oof.] and I was still young... um... I felt like it [''jump cut''] just didn't quite suit me as well anyhow.

'''Copitz''': Mm-hm.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Did you work anywhere else?

'''Chris''': [[Monthly tugboat|Uh... uh... No, not these days.]] Uh, but I did work one summer as a... representative of... [[Cutco Cutlery]]? But I- I treated it only as a summer job, so...

'''Copitz''': Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Are you 36 now?

'''Chris''': Uhf... Yes.

'''Copitz''': 36.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': We can still make the next [''unintelligible''].

'''Carson''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': It's a generation gap that can be a brrrrrridge. Like in a blidge[sic] dictionary, I'm making a bridge.

[''Unsure of what Chris is actually doing here. I think he's trying to [[Chris and Spanish|roll his 'R's]], but if he is, he's doing it so badly that I can't tell.'']

'''Copitz''': Bridge.

[''Chris moves his hand in a horizontal motion, supposedly imitating a bridge'']

[''Copitz and Chris fist bump, creating an explosion.'']

[''Copitz and Chris laugh'']

'''Chris''': There's a good bridge.

[''jump cut'']

=== (8:10-9:36) Chris talks about his name change and his favorite movies===

'''Copitz''': What was it, the um, the uh, the bear, at the, at the [''unintelligible''] Mall [[Christopher's name change|that gave you that name]]?

[''Text is shown on the screen, accompanied by a doorbell-like sound effect.'']

<pre>
*Referring to the name "Christian" here.*
</pre>

'''Chris''': Yep. Leonard... Bearstein.

'''Copitz''': Leonard Bearstein.

[''jump cut'']

'''Carson''': Do you have a favorite movie?

'''Copitz''': Favorite movie.

'''Chris''': [[Mary Poppins]].

'''Copitz''': Mary Poppins.

'''Chris''':[''odd voice''] Supercalifragilisticexp-

[''Copitz joins in'']

Both '''Chris''' and '''Copitz''': -ialidocious.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You ever go to the theater?

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Ehh, my friends, uh, took me there, t' see [[Pokémon]]: I Choose You

[''The video cuts to a still from the movie, text laid on top:'']

<pre>
POKEMON[sic]: I CHOOSE YOU SPOILER ALERT

SKIP TO 9:12 TO AVOID
</pre>

'''Chris''': Pikachu... talked to Ash, literally.

'''Copitz''':[''muffled by the tea he's drinking''] Mmm?

'''Chris''': An' it's like, "Pikachu!"- ['''Copitz''': The whole movie?]- No, just one part - but it's like [''Chris does an admittedly good impression of Ash from the Pokémon anime''] "Pikachu! [[How_the_Pokémon_Came_into_Our_PokéBalls|Why don't you get in your Pokéball?]]" an' he's like, [''very high-pitched voice'']"It's because..." ['''Copitz''':[''incredulously, looking at the camera''] What?] "...It's because, I want to be with you."

'''Copitz''': That happened in the movie?

'''Chris''': [''still using the high-pitched voice''] Yeah.

[''Copitz plays the clip from the movie'']

'''Chris''': The whole movie was quite good, we enjoyed it.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': [''unintelligible mumbling, continuing in high-pitched voice''] left. [''unintelligible''] to refill? Oh, no, we're still good. Ha.

'''Copitz''': We're good, we're good.

'''Chris''':[''normal voice''] It's like, almost half full, and I like being... optimistic.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You're a half-full kinda...

'''Chris''': -person. Yeah. [''strange, deep voice that is probably supposed to be an Optimus Prime impression''] I'm an optimist. [[Transformers|My name is Optimus.]]

'''Copitz''': Optimus Prime

'''Chris''': Opti''mist'' Prime.

'''Copitz''': Optimist Prime.

[''both laugh'']

[''jump cut'']

=== (9:36-10:35) Chris rambles about bells and bananas===

'''Copitz''': I wanted to ask you how you feel about- [''jump cut''] - Richard Simmons.

[''Copitz most likely meant [[Robert Simmons]].'']

'''Chris''': Oh... yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Hearing his name definitely rings the bell.

'''Copitz''': [''sucks teeth''] Yeah.

'''Chris''': Rings the bell.

[''Chris suddenly moves his head to his left shoulder, imitating a bell.'']

'''Chris''':[''deep voice''] Glung.

'''Copitz''': Is that the [[Trolls|troll]] bell?

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': What's that called, a gong, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Yeah, no, I was actually thinking if a really big bell-

[''They all start talking at the same time'']

'''Carson''': Oh, I got it.

'''Copitz''': Oh, yeah, like a really big, like a really big, yep, like...

'''Chris''': -like in a high tower.

'''Chris''': Yeah, although, I think this one would probably have a crack in it . Not like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_Bell the Liberty Bell,] exactly, just like, you know, just a f- kind of a crack, because, I dunno, we're not perfect, we're all a little cracked somewhere.

'''Copitz''': Yeah. [''jump cut''] Carson on his face.

[''The camera zooms in on Carson, showing in more detail the bandages on his face.'']

'''Carson''': Yeah, ha ha, [''jump cut''] my face is destroyed.

[''The camera zooms in on Chris's hands as he pours himself tea.'']

'''Chris''': W- we're all- [''drops spoon''] Whoops!

[''The camera zooms back out'']

'''Chris''': Ha, there's a little fumble, but it wasn't an epic fail.

'''Copitz''': Yeah. No, not an epic fail. Could've been an epic fail.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': What's your opinion on Minions? How do you like Lee's Minion shirt he's wearing?

[''A picture of Lee with a Minion shirt is shown on the screen.'']

'''Lee''': Probably, uh-

[''Chris suddenly starts talking an an obnoxiously loud, nasal, and high-pitched voice. The camera starts zooming in on his face, and the audio is edited to be echoey, making Chris's outburst even more terrifying than it already was. It's hard to tell what's Copitz's editing, and what's just Chris.'']

'''Chris''': [[Random-access humor|{{RageQuote|AH, MINION, DEY SO FUNNY, GNA GNA GNA, BANANA. BANANA BANANA BANANA. BANANA! MINANABANANA! THBBPTHBPT!}}]]

[''The camera mercifully zooms back out, the audio returning to normal.'']

'''Chris''': Uh, I not- I've seen the first Despicable Me movie.

'''Copitz''': Yup.

[''jump cut'']

=== (10:36-12:11) Chris talks politics and Danger Dolan ===

'''Copitz''': Th- this is kinda personal, you don't have to answer this, but, wh- what are maybe your political opinions? How do you feel about the President?

'''Chris''': [''stress sigh''] I'm not, [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!|I'm not totally into politics, I'm kind of a neut- I'm kind of neutral]], but I definitely wish that, uh, Obama could stay in office,

['''Copitz''': Yeah.] but if it had to be what it had to be(?) then you know I voted for Hillary.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': -yeah, but instead we got [[Pmurt|Dona-[''long gargling noise'']-rump.]]

[''Copitz laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': An' I learned recently to roll my 'R's, an' it was by accident.

[''Copitz laughs'']

'''Chris''': My tongue was in the right place, and I went with it.

[''The gargling noise is apparently supposed to be rolling his 'r's, but it's not remotely like what it should be. It sounds more like an 'L' sound than an 'R' sound, and his tongue is definitely not "in the right place".'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': And, you know, Danger [[Planet Dolan|Dolan]] does it, ud, [''odd voice''] I am Danger Dolan, und today I'll be a [''gargling noise''] rater(?), and I will tell you the ['''rolled 'r's"''] treek(?). And why does he say it like 'trees', by the way, it's truth, not trees.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': I was wondering, 'cause I saw- you know how, like, when somebody likes a Tweet, it shows up on your timeline sometimes, on [[Twitter]]?

'''Chris''': Oh, yes.

'''Copitz''': And I saw you- you liked one of Donald Trump's tweets.

'''Chris''': [''mumbling''] Wait, you talkin' about, uh, earlier today, oh, yeah, it was like one having to do with the, er, the American people bein' held... over dere... in wherever it was.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': They're being released, they're coming back to America, they reunite with their... family. Of the White House.

'''Copitz''': So you're just happy to hear it.

'''Chris''': Yeah. I like good news. And [[My_Little_Pony#Chris_and_ponies|Tara Strong]] shared dat link, by the way.

'''Copitz''': Okay.

'''Chris''': Tara an' I, we hate Trump, but we do like the good news, and good things in life.

'''Copitz''': The good news. Well, you know, you gotta see the good in people sometimes, even if they're not so good.

'''Chris''': [''earsplittingly loud and high pitched voice''] YEAH, EVEN TIMMY TURNER IS SO POSITIVE ALL THE TIME!

'''Copitz''': That's, that's-

'''Chris''': [''continuing the voice''] YEEEEAH, LOOK AT MY FAIRY GODPARENTS!

'''Copitz''': That's Tara Strong.

'''Chris''': [''odd laugh''] [''normal voice''] She's really awesome.

[''jump cut'']

=== (12:12-?) Chris talks about his Cutie Mark ===

'''Copitz''': Lee, can you get in front of this right here? What is this, uh, [''unintelligible''] character?

[''camera zooms up to something Chris is holding'']

'''Chris''': That's my cu- That's my Cutie Mark.

'''Copitz''': Oh, okay, from, uh, My Little Pony.

'''Chris''': Yeah, but it's my- it's my special Cutie Mark, I took multiple quizzes to find out what I be. I ended up being, you know, to make my OC pony [[Night Star]]. That's her Cutie Mark, an' she and I share da Cutie Mark.

'''Copitz''': Oh, cool, okay.

'''Chris''': Yeah, and of course, if I- if I ever went to Equestria though, I wouldn't beco- I would not become, a unicorn, I'd become an [[ego|alicorn]], because I'm a bit higher up, just- just because of my rule in Cwcville and everything, and that w- that was kind of a di- thing, because y'know, it was like- y'know, I cou- I only drew [[Nightstar]] because I was like: "I could draw myself whatev- whichever way I wanted, so, I was like EH? I'll spoil myself, and I, had felt like I had wings... on my shoulders... for quite a long time, even longer than tha- for quite a number of years.

'''Copitz''': [''Sings "I Believe I Can Fly by R Kelly."'']

'''Chris''': Just- just kind of an imagery of wings on my back.

'''Copitz''': [''Looks straight at the camera''] We got a modern-day {{w|R. Kelly}} right here.

'''Chris''': Modern day R Kelly?

'''Copitz''': Woah, woah, woah- wait, wait- The good parts of R Kelly. [''Laughs'']

'''Chris''': [''Laughs and starts rapping''] I don't know about that, but you could do a rap, and we can do this and that- gettin' go blip blap blip blap.

'''Copitz''': There you go. R Kelly.

[''Camera zooms in on Chris's face to finish the rap'']

'''Chris''': [''Continues rapping''] I'm not a rapper, but I'm here to say, that y'all can do it, as you'd like your way.

'''Copitz''': Do you think maybe you- you'll get into voice acting, sometime?

'''Chris''': Uh, possibly, if they- we get an anime show for Sonichu I'll voice myself and my son.

'''Copitz''': Oh! That would be so cool!

'''Chris''': And, y'know I would definitely want to make a deal with Funko for making some POP vinyl figures, of, myself and my family.

[''General agreement noises'']

'''Copitz''': You've been let down by a lot of fake, uh...

'''Chris''': People have been faking the, actual people, like [[Reggie_Fils-Aimé|Regis Fil Aime]] for one, yeah.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah, did you actually f- uh, fly out to Washington?

'''Chris''': Nyooo.

'''Copitz''': No, you didn't?

'''Chris''': No, we didn't fall for that.

'''Copitz''': It was funny, you drove out to...

'''Chris''': Cleveland.

'''Copitz''': To Cleveland. And then it was that, old worn down house?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Not what you expected... not- not Julie, no.

'''Chris''': Just a little old lady!~

'''Carson''': Now you were talking about, voice acting Sonichu, what would Sonichu sound like?

'''Copitz''': Oooh, that's a good question.

'''Chris''': Uh, something close to the original, like, y'know, back in the adventures Saturday morning phase, somin- sounding like that, Um, ha! Robotnic totally got me with this, but nah, I ain't gonna be falled by that. Uh, but they're scratchin' rounders, I'm gonna go trip on them, hubre I am referring to the episode, rounder the genius. Which was the first episode of, Revenge of the Sonic the Hedgehog I had ever seen. It was the first time I'd heard Sonic's voice.

'''Lee''': It's amazing that you can remember that.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

==Deleted Scenes==

Deleted scenes of Copitz's interview with Chris.

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| name = Deleted Scenes - A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QgRZgLGRb5g}}
| stardate = 31 [[May 2018]]
| maker = Copitz
| previous = [[Copitz#Interview|A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan]]
| next = [[Count Dankula#Interview|A Chat With Chris-Chan]]
| subject = }}

===Transcript of "Deleted Scenes - A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan"===
{{Transcription}}

==2nd Visit and Ghost Hunt==
On 22 March 2019, Copitz, along with two of his friends, went to visit Chris again. During this time, they went "ghost hunting" in the now abandoned DeJarnette Center for Human Development in Staunton, [[Virginia]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cYHPLqr5hGo}}
| stardate = 23 [[March 2019]]
| maker = Copitz
| previous = [[March_2019_videos#A_Melodic_Burp|A Melodic Burp]]
| next = [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]]
| subject =
}}
===Transcript of "Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan"===
{{Transcription}}

<pre>
GHOST HUNTING WITH CHRIS CHAN
</pre>

'''Copitz''': What's up guys, we're here at the DeJarnette sanatorium. Uh- I'm here with Christine Weston Chandler.

'''Chris''': [''holding his hand up''] Yo. Yo!

'''Copitz''': AKA Chris Chan, and we're gonna be exploring this place searching for ghosts.

'''Chris''': [[Hello, Juffalo|Ruffalo]]! (?)

'''Copitz''': It's gonna be ''pretty epic'' if I do say so myself.

'''Copitz''': [''laugh'']

[''jump cut to a chain-link fence'']

'''Copitz''': Do you think you can fit through here, Christine?

'''Chris''': I think I can manage.

'''Copitz''': Alright.

[''Copitz's backpack gets caught on the fence'']

'''Chris''': Whup-up-up-up-up, you're caught. [''Chris helps unhook Copitz's backpack from the fence''] There you go.

'''Copitz''': Thank you.

[''jump cut to Chris grunting and struggling to make it through the broken fence gate'']

[''jump cut again to Chris entering the front of the building through a large broken window. The scrape of broken glass on the floor can be heard as Chris steps through'']

'''Copitz''': Nice job.

[''Jump cut to Chris and Copitz wielding flashlights inside the building's dark interior'']

'''Copitz''': So there's a bunch of different levels to this building.

'''Chris''': [''in a strange voice''] I see dead people. I think the ghosts are comin' after me. [''laugh'']

[''camera pans to the wall Chris is illuminating, showing graffiti that says "Fuck you!"'']

[''jump cut to a very short time later; Chris and Copitz are walking down a hall'']

'''Chris''': Christian, come here.

[''jump cut to Chris displaying his wrists'']

'''Chris''': I got quartz- uh, lightning quartz on my wrist.

[''the camera zooms in; the video becomes fuzzy before focusing the close-up on Chris's gloved hands'']

'''Chris''': It might take a- more than one try, but I'm able to do it on the first try often times, [''lifts his arms up, his forearms crossed at the wrists''] but I'm gonna make it grind in here. [''pulls his wrists against each other, making a loud click.''] Ah.

'''Copitz''': Should I stand back?

'''Chris''': [''trying again, another click is made''] ahh, sometimes it [''unintelligible'']. [''click''] Ahh, I can do this, now I can do it [''click'']

[''pan to Copitz'']

'''Copitz''': What are you trying to do?

'''Chris''': Tryin' making light. [''unintelligible''] do it.

[''pan to what looks to be Lee- though it may be another person- while Chris is finally able to get his rock to make light'']

'''Chris''': THERE it is!

'''Copitz''': Aw nice, nice.

[''cut to a hallway with bright light at the end of it'']

'''Chris''': [''observing artwork of hot air balloons on the wall''] Well, that's a nice picture, with all the balloons there. [''reading graffiti on top of it''] My balloooon. I like this picture.

[''jump cut to Chris'']

'''Copitz''': So this is- uh- this is- uh, DeJarnette sanatorium.

[''jump cut to Copitz, his face illuminated by his flashlight'']

'''Copitz''': It's where- uh, Joseph DeJarnette- um, did his work. He's- uh, known for being a pretty famous eugenics doctor, and he's known to still roam the halls. As a ghost, obviously.

'''Chris''': Wha' was 'is name?

'''Copitz''': Closed down waaay long ago- his name was Joseph Dejarnette.

'''Chris''': Joseph. [[Random-access humor|Hello, Joe, what do you know?]]

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Do you believe in ghosts?

'''Chris''': Ehh, I've met ghosts- so, yes.

[''jump cut to outside'']

'''Copitz''': It's a nice view. Alright, the stairs are over this way.

[''jump cut to back inside the sanatorium'']

'''Copitz''': The next floor.

[''jump cut to Chris and Copitz looking at graffiti that reads "HeLP! Im TRA- pped on the ToP flooR"'']

'''Copitz''': What does that say?

'''Chris''': [''attempting to read the graffiti''] I'm trap-red on the top floor.

'''Copitz''': I'm-

'''Chris''': Oh, "I'm ''trapped'' on the top floor".

'''Copitz''': This isn't the top floor!

'''Chris''': Sorry, I di-

'''Copitz''': How'd they get here?

[''jump cut to more graffiti'']

'''Copitz''': [''reading the graffiti''] "No [[Barack Obama|Obama]]!"

[''quick jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': What do you think about our current administration?

'''Chris''': Ahhhh... [[Pmurt|Trump]] sucks. That's enough said right there.

'''Copitz''': Think so?

'''Chris''': [''slightly distorted by reverberation due to his volume''] We can replace him with anybody, but I know we'll replace with Lisa Simpson 2000(?) after the [[Dimensional Merge|dimension merge]].

'''Copitz''': Oh, by- Lisa Simpson will be the next president?

'''Chris''': Yep.

'''Copitz''': Oh, okay.

[''quick jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You think everything in cartoons will come true?

'''Chris''': [''sigh''] It's all- everything that's already been... presented on media has already comes (sic) true. In the sense over there, in our sister dimension, [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]]

'''Copitz''': Ohhh, okay.

'''Chris''': But as for future determinations, that's still to be determined.

[''jump cut to [[Nazis|swastika]] graffiti on the ground'']

'''Copitz''': Check that out.

'''Chris''': [''on top of Copitz''] You know, the swastika used to mean good luck.

[''jump cut to a dark room'']

'''Copitz''': Alright, here it says [''reading graffiti''] "Joseph, come out"

[''quick jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': I don't really want him to come out, to be honest, because he's dead and ghostsnn' are a little scary.

'''Lee''': Not the geese, man.

'''Chris''': Ahhh, the only- you're only scareda' ghosts because you don't have much knowledge about them.

'''Copitz''': Oh, my mistake.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': I think I can hear something.

'''Copitz''': Uhh, I'm gonna go this way [''laugh'']

'''Chris''': Yeah, I feel something.

[''jump cut to stairs'']

'''Copitz''': Alright, let's go down, let's go down.

[''jump cut to Chris and Copitz walking down the stairs'']

'''Chris''': At least I got good cell reception in here, I'll give you that.

[''jump cut to graffiti that reads "Pots 4 sale'']

'''Chris''': [''unintelligible, talked over by Copitz'']

'''Copitz''': [''laughing''] Pots for sale? Is there- is there a pot dealer in here?

[''jump cut, rumbling can be heard'']

'''Lee''': Got some people.

'''Copitz''': Hello? Hello? Who's there? Hello?

[''jump cut, no more rumbling'']

'''Copitz''': We're friendly!

[''camera man laughs'']

'''Lee''': Yeah. We're not ghosts!

'''Copitz''': Can you hear us?

[''quick jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': [''quietly''] Ah, whatever, I don't think we're ghosts(?)

[''camera man laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Don't worry guys, I think [[Magi-Chan]] Sonichu has us protected.

'''Copitz''': [''on top of Chris''] I can still hear them.

[''jump cut to Copitz's camera pointed at a small unoccupied room with a boarded up window which has a hole in it'']

'''Chris''': Follow my lead. We're calm, we're cool.

'''Copitz''': We'll see [''unintelligible'']. [''walking into the room''] Look at this little peephole.

[''jump cut to a close up of the peephole'']

'''Lee''': Maybe we can kick it open.

[''quick jump cut to the camera focused on the external landscape'']

'''Copitz''': I don't wanna do that. It's clearly professionally boarded.

[''jump cut to junk'']

'''Copitz''': Lookit this.

'''Chris''': It's a mess alright.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': [''ghost sounds''] Ooooooohhhh

'''Copitz''': [''laugh'']

'''Chris''': Don't worry, we mean ya no harm, spirits.

[''quick jump cut'']

'''Chris''': As long as we don't bodder dem, dey won't bodder us.

[''jump cut to a small room with one large, tall window'']

'''Lee''': Well, if all goes to [''censored''] sh-t, we can climb outta here.

'''Copitz''': Yeah...

[''jump cut to the dark halls of the sanatorium once more'']

'''Chris''': We mean no disrespect or dishonor-

'''Copitz''': [''on top of Chris, agreeing''] Absolutely not.

'''Chris''': We're juuust chronicling.

[''Chris's phone rings, spooking the other ghost hunters'']

'''Chris''': That's my mother. [''to Barb''] Heyo.

'''Barb''': Hello! Okay, bye.

'''Chris''': Bye-bye. [''to the other ghost hunters''] It's okay, that was just my mother calling me.

'''Copitz''': [''on top of Chris, most likely referring to when he was supposed to return home or contact her''] Definitely before six.

[''unintelligible whispering'']

'''Chris''': Y'all's mothers were concerned about yours as well. Y'all when you were... e- I mean no offense, thank you.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Chris''': You know what's weird? I kinda got a similar- this reminds me of after that [[Destruction Of Chris's House|housefire]] in [[2014]] at ho- at my home

'''Copitz''': Oh, yeah-

'''Chris''': Just ennering and exiting all the time, so- it's like, I kinda entered familiar territory with the way everything is around here.

'''Copitz''': For sure, I remember that.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': Oh, there's some nudity on this wall.

'''Chris''': Oh. [''illuminates the graffiti on the wall, which manages to somehow be lower quality than [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]''] [''laughs''] Jeez.

[''jumpcut to a well-lit room'']

'''Chris''': [''singing terribly''] ''Have some fun haunting around those spooky trails.''

'''Copitz''': [''on top of Chris''] Here. [receives an unidentifiable item from Chris''] [''joining in with Chris''] ''Hopping around the spooky trails.''

'''Chris''': [''scatting''] ''Booby-da-do-ba do-ba-do-bah-da-boo-bu-da-duh-do-duh-do''

'''Copitz''': [''dances'']

[''jumpcut to just outside the sanatorium'']

'''Chris''': Thank you all for your hospitality, our phantasms of the spook. May you all rest in peace. Continue to rest in peace.

[''quick jump cut to Copitz'']

'''Lee''': I wonder who those people were?

'''Chris''': Huh.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, I dunno, we might'a scared them off 'cause they didn't say anything to us.

'''Lee''': They thought we were ghosts. [''unintelligible'']

'''Chris''': That's the difference between knowing and not knowing.

[''piano music begins playing'']

<pre>
That's the difference between knowing... and not knowing -CWC 2019
</pre>

'''Chris''': If you don't know who was there, does it confirm whether somebody was there or not? You hear footsteps, but was there actually people? Or was it the spirits?

'''Copitz''': It coulda' been the spirits, man.

[''quick jump cut'']

'''Chris''': All is not known until all is learned, so seek your knowledge and learn well; keep a cool, calm head.

[''jump cut to Lee taking a selfie with Chris; piano music stops'']

'''Copitz''': Welcome to jamrock.

[''jump cut to Chris and Copitz walking on a hill; wind can be heard in the background'']

'''Copitz''': I know you said [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]] is going to be coming back in the merge as well...?

'''Chris''': Uhh- oh, in his Sonichu form, eventually. [''quick jump cut''] And since he... reincarnated, he definitely made sure he amended his ways. [''quick jump cut''] I assure you that he's a good guy.

'''Copitz''': Okay.

[''jump cut to Chris and Copitz walking down a trail side-by-side'']

'''Copitz''': So- I mean, Christine, you can see- you can see why some people might think that [''quick jump''] the whole CWCville stuff- that, like, it might just be... part of something that you drew, and it might just be in your imagination?

'''Chris''': Ohhh yeah, no, [''quick jumpcut''] we create something and it ends up there, it's not imagination, you ''literally'' have psychic connections and links to right over there.

'''Copitz''': Yeeeah...

[''jump cut to near a road, cars passing by'']

'''Chris''': Kick the can! And I missed. [''kicks tin can''] There you go. [''laugh'']

[''jump cut to 4 in car, Copitz driving, Chris in passenger seat, Lee and Unnamed Cameraman in backseat'']

[''Chris drinking Gatorade while side-eyeing camera'']

[''jump cut to Chris talking to his mother on phone'']

'''Chris''': Hi Mom, checking in. I don't know if you wanted to, uh, wait 'til after I got home to fix dinner or whatever. I'll see you later, love you.

'''Copitz''': Let's do a beatboxing contest, okay? I'll go first, you ready?

[''starts beatboxing decently'']

'''Copitz''': Alright your turn, Christine!

[''Chris starts beatboxing horribly'']

[''Copitz adds interjections and drum noises'']

'''Copitz''': Christine on the mic!

[''Cuts back and forth between Chris and Copitz beatboxing'']

'''Chris''': Honey, I got one more.

[''continues beatboxing badly'']

[''Copitz joins in for a duet'']

[''jumpcut'']

'''Lee''': When do you think the dimensional merge is happening?

'''Chris''': It's very soon, within these- within the coming days.

'''Lee''': I'm unfamiliar with what that is, what is that?

'''Chris''': Where the dimensions of - where our OCs exist and coexist and -

'''Copitz''': [''clarifying for those in backseat''] Original Characters

'''Chris''': - reside, and here, where everybody will get to see the OCs.

'''Copitz''': I'll have to see to- to believe it, really, honestly, but I'd like to- I'd like to learn more about the way that you - that you think about it, like the psychological aspect ['''Chris''': maybe] if that makes sense.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Lee''': There was a theory going around that you were having like very specific dreams due to some of the medications.

'''Chris''': Well, it's hard to confirm or deny that, but I feel like I can s- I feel like I can say it's... quite a bust. I mean most of my dreams remain neutral, and my nightmares. I have my good dreams, but I'm a lucid dreamer.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': So you were talking about Lisa Simpson as President, how do you think - what do you think that's going to be like?

'''Chris''': I don't know which President compare it to really. I mean, I'd like - I would like to say Obama...

[''jumpcut'']

[''Chris makes honking noise'']

[''Copitz honks the car horn twice'']

[''Chris laughs'']

[''jump cut to "Damian Marley - Welcome To Jamrock" playing and Copitz singing along'']

'''Lee''': [''recording Chris on his phone, loud music and Copitz singing makes it hard to hear''] Christine, sing!

'''Chris''': What?

'''Lee''': Sing along!

[''Chris sings nonsense'']

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': If you wanted to ask - access the, what's it called? C-

'''Chris''': C-197

'''Copitz''': C-197. If you wanted to access that right now, could you do it?

'''Chris''': Oh yeah.

'''Copitz''': Would you like to try it? I don't know if anybody's ever seen you do it before if you-

'''Chris''': Okay, well, hang on I'll-

[''Chris closes eyes and makes a concentrated face'']

[''slow fade transition, presumably a few seconds have passed without Chris talking'']

'''Copitz''': Christine, can you still hear us?

'''Chris''': [''In a more distant voice''] Yes, I hear you.

'''Copitz''': Are you in C-197?

'''Chris''': Yup.

'''Copitz''': Do you think I could have a conversation with one of them through you? Like you could tell me what they're saying and you could tell them what I'm saying?

'''Chris''': Uh, [[Hyperdimension_Neptunia#Battery-Charge_Heart|Sabrina]] is telling me, "Say hi to- Hi Selmy - Hi Christian! It's nice to talk to you!"

'''Copitz'''; Hi Sabrina, tell Sabrina I said hi.

'''Chris''': Oh, she hears you through me, so it's like a conduit.

'''Copitz''': Oh, okay. Could I speak to, uh, maybe, like, Lisa Simpson or somebody?

'''Chris''': Okay, well, I'm gonna have to move my soul all the way over to Springfield. Well, I'm talking with Homer right now, she's not - she's not home right now.

'''Copitz''': Can I speak to Marge?

'''Chris''': She's coming in! Hi, Marge! She doesn't want her... speech put on the Internet.

'''Copitz'''; Oh, okay.

[''Camera zooms into Chris's deeply concentrated face'']

'''Chris''': But she will say, for everyone... to remain on their best behavior and to be kind to each other. She will not stand for... crass and rudeness.

'''Copitz''': Oh, of course not. Yes, wise words, Marge. Thank you.

[''quick jumpcut'']

'''Chris''': [''sigh''] Ugh, fwoop tired, I've gotta come back here.

[''Chris opens his eyes and acts like he's returning to our dimension'']

'''Chris''': Blech. I had to come back, I got - my brain got worn out.

[''jumpcut'']

'''Copitz''': Alright, let's do our outro here. Ay. Alright guys, we had a great -

[''Black screen with words "*camera runs out of battery*'']

[''interrupted by laughter from both Copitz and Chris'']

[''outro'']

'''Chris''': [''in silly voice holding up peace sign''] [[Random-access_humor|SUBPRIBE to Copitz, Copitz! Bloopitz!]]

==External links==
*[https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/998016112745943041 The fanart Copitz gave Chris].

==See also==
*[[Xleepy]], Copitz's friend and fellow YouTuber.

==References==
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This page contains videos from Chris and [[The Suitress]].

==Promise not to throw a tantrum==
15 July 2021

The video archiver noted, "Animation created by [the Suitress] herself on July 15 before the [[incest]] leaks."

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[''sigh''] [ [[The Suitress]] ], I promise, should I ever see anything [[My Little Pony Protests|G5]] related at [[Everfree Northwest|the convention]], I- I promise I will not get angry in front of you.

I withhold my anger. I don't have to feel comfortable around the fact that it's present within that moment, but I will refrain from getting angry. I promise you that.

And [''sigh''] I am very strong-willed, I am very strong-minded, and [''sigh''] I have a good sense of, uh what's the word there, I'm trying to remember the word, [''sigh''], well I have a [[Chris and Ego|good sense of self]] and [[Incest|self-control]], so [''long exhale''].

I can take deep breaths of my own volition, I appreciate that. You do care about me there. Anyway, [''quick exhale''], I'll be heading for bed shortly. I'll take half a melatonin gummy to make it easier to fall asleep tonight.

I know that I'm gonna be more effective with the witching hours during the night once again, whether I'm asleep or not, okay.

Anyway, thank you [The Suitress]. Just, thank you. And I love you. I love you, [The Suitress].

==Simulated kisses==
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==Pretending to eat an apple==
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