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Talk:Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

2011-08-13T02:14:13Z

Caboose -1:

Anyone transcribing this? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 11:39, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
*I'll get to it... [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 12:08, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
:I'm not but Haven't I seen that picture of Jeremy on 4Chan somewhere. I swear I've seen that picture many many times before. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 11:43, 12 August 2011 (PDT)

::Yes, apparently it is a popular trolling picture from something wholly unrelated to Thorg. I believe it is referenced on the "Calling Out" page entry. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 11:47, 12 August 2011 (PDT)

::: [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/butthurt-dweller-gordo-granudo Butthurt Dweller] --[[User:SorridSnake|SorridSnake]] 12:03, 12 August 2011 (PDT)

Okay, he's wearing the red bra but he's also wearing an unknown top. kinda looks like a sleeveless robe or something. Anyone got a clue? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 11:48, 12 August 2011 (PDT)

:To me, the coloring suggests its a ''woman's'' tank top. Our little <s>homo</s> tomgirl's fashion sense in action. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 11:52, 12 August 2011 (PDT)

It might be worth mentioning that he seems to have quite a cocktail of pill bottles behind him - more than I remember seeing before. The facial tick from the other video makes me think he's either reacting badly to medication, or is in even more desperate need of it than before. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 12:20, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
:They look like containers of vitamins/supplements to me. It's also possible he's bought into weight loss pills.--[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 12:31, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
::That health nut. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 12:38, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
:::More like looking for that easy fix. --[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 12:41, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
::::The styling of the bottles is consistent with [http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1T4ACGW_enUS389US390&q=nature%20made&um=1&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=fi&biw=1366&bih=562 Nature Made products], which are generally vitamins and other health supplements. Considering that McDonalds is his standard meal, its not unreasonable to believe Chris is chugging vitamins down in an attempt to balance his intake. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 12:44, 12 August 2011 (PDT)

Youtube removed it. Anybody grab it? --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 12:39, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
:I didn't, and this is not good either. Chris may be less inclined to upload now that his account has been stricken. :( --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 12:44, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
::I have a copy, but I'm afriad Youtube will rip it down again if I upload it. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 13:05, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
:::I think it's less likely to get taken off of CWCVilleLibrary. Nobody's going to report it there. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 13:08, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
::::Besides, his screed(s) against Michael Snyder made its way back on to YouTube under the context of highlighting Chris's idiocy, whereas Chris meant SERIOUS BUSINESS.--[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 13:13, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
:::::That's a relief. I'll see what I can do. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 13:14, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
::Here's a copy: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NANTFJWH [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:15, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
:::<s>Can someone get a copy posted to TheCWCvilleLibrary? </s>--[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 13:38, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
::::Taken care of. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 13:58, 12 August 2011 (PDT)

Anyone know how he's getting this "information" on the trolls? Obviously the images are fake but what about the other information? [[User:CommanderBoreal|CommanderBoreal]] 19:02, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
:Chris probably got his stuff via help through someone on the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia website. No doubt they gathered info on trolls and are giving him TRUE and HONEST information ;) --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 19:14, 12 August 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Ivy Q&A

2011-02-13T19:51:09Z

Caboose -1:

The bulk of this is coming guys, I changed the name of the project name since it's sorta in character and it's less formal. Make it pretty but don't change the essence and definitely wikify this bitch. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:23, 12 February 2011 (PST)

I also want to thank [[User:Canine|Canine]] who helped me collect the information from Ivy's ghost, Gecki and Allucard for helping process it, and of course, Ivy's ghost herself for taking time from the afterlife to impart her story on us. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:25, 12 February 2011 (PST)

*christ you people are fucking dumb with this ivy's ghost shit. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 01:00, 13 February 2011 (PST)
** if you're wondering, it's a true account GHOSTwritten by ivy's friend. heh see what i did there. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 09:42, 13 February 2011 (PST)
***Wow, Chris's hiatus has really done a number on your psyche Clyde. How sad. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 11:51, 13 February 2011 (PST)

Talk:DivineTrial

2010-10-30T17:43:22Z

Caboose -1:

Oh jesus fucking christ. I guess I'll have a go at transcribing this BITCH - at least the audible parts of it. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 10:20, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Oh Gawd what the fuck did I just watch? [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 10:34, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

This seems to be the ending of Sonichu 10 acted out. On top of Chris not knowing court proceedings, he also seems to think that when a person is guilty they are immediately strung out and shot. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 10:43, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

CWCki:General

2010-10-29T21:46:38Z

Caboose -1: /* The Chris and... articles need a complete overhaul (Next project to improve) */

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{{Community Portal}}

*[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

== Da update is used for Chris updates...but what about other updates? ==
For example, I don't think the Lucas video game pictures should be on the update, but it should be noteworthy. Should it placed in da update or no? Also if you're wondering what pictures, I'M WORKING ON IT. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:33, 9 September 2010 (PDT)
:Where should I stick the pictures? I uploaded them with Lucas commentary on them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:42, 10 September 2010 (PDT)
::I think either the list of Chris's games article or the video games article. Leaning towards the video games article, if only because the list article is already pretty damned huge. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:07, 10 September 2010 (PDT)

== Image purge project ==
According to the Spongepedia (also hosted by dreamhost), 500 internal server error may be caused by TOO MANY IMAGES. In any case, I'm sick of seeing shitty images that do nothing to enhance articles as well. please tag images that are useless on their talk pages for deletion. kthx [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:45, 10 September 2010 (PDT)
*Based on what you told me about the Spongebob wiki, their problem was also due to image size. Perhaps if we work on resizing images down to less than 30kb?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:34, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
::Eh, the 500 errors are a configuration/setup issue. I highly doubt images are the root cause. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:44, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
:::No, it's a general agreed consensus that the 500 internal server error is occurring more often nowadays. It has to do with an increasing amount of SOMETHING. I'm going by this only lead right now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:09, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
::::I mostly get 500 errors on pages that are large - that is - the body of text is large. Images really seem to have a negligible effect on whether a page 500's for me or not. We should think carefully about whether going about an image purge will largely be a wasted effort and/or do more harm than good towards error fixing (generating more edits - which may also form part of the problem). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== Overlooked interview? ==

A couple of weeks ago, I noticed on the talk page for [[Chris-chan_Discusses...]], the subject of a previous interview was brought up, and Champ said he didn't want to put it on until they had a youtube version for it. A year later, someone did. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR_PrPHC2l0 The video doesn't have many views, and I don't believe it has an article for it. I'm not sure if any of this is relevant, but I wanted to draw attention to it in case it needs an article or some other mention.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 06:03, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*This is the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]], that video is just a mirror. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 15:05, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

== Chris and diligence article? ==

Christian's work ethics and his laziness are rightfully infamous, but there isn't an article dealing with it en detail. I'd make it myself but due to stress and my poor grasp of English I'd rather hear the opinions of others on it before making a crappy attempt. --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 07:58, 15 September 2010 (PDT)
** Strangely enough, I was thinking the same thing. Though with how lazy he is, the article would probably grow to be almost as large as the article on sex. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 21:04, 15 September 2010 (EST)

== My response to the site administrator. ==

Just a few days ago, a member of our forums decided to claim that we were involved in attacks on your wiki. We were notified by the administrator of your site on a locked topic supposedly thanking us for our actions placed on PSPownsYou (or PBML) and also requested action on another supposed participant named Level1isbest. I just want to point out that we have no intention of harming your site and that the involved parties are a bunch of fucking trolls, but then again every person on Newgrounds does it for the lulz, not including school shootings (Jeff Weise). Sorry for any inconvienence. [[User:Tateos|Tateos]] 16:25, 15 September 2010 (PDT)

==Chris and Morality Page==

Though his morality has been mentioned on several other pages, I think it would be best to have one page dedicated to his morality, or lack there-of, and where it comes from, mainly his ego. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 21:07, 15 September 2010 (EST)
: Frankly, if it's coming from his ego, it should be mentioned on the [[ego]] page. This is, however, unless there's enough to justify a major Chris and page.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:37, 15 September 2010 (PDT)
:: I don't really think Chris's morality needs its own page, as it would end up being a documentation of all the times he's been a horrible person (huge list), and all of the reasons behind it (troll speculation). These issues are already covered rather in depth on Chris's own page, the White Knighting page, the pages on Chris's Lies, Things Chris Has Ripped Off, Women's Rights, Homos etc. I feel a page purely about what a bad person he is is redundant (and self-evident besides). [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 09:46, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

== so i did some spring cleaning today. ==
http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6 - and then i realized it was autumn. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 17:44, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

:Does the great Clyde wish for these to be uploaded to their appropriate articles? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:49, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

::No, I want them to stay in this link forever and never be posted on the CWCki. Ever. EVER. This is the reason why I posted on the CWCki, to ensure that would happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:50, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

I was doing some spring cleaning too, little cuz! I was going through my emails and then suddenly i stumbled upon this pic of CWC that WallFlower gave to me awhile back! As The Ancient Hawaiians used to say: A clean coconut is a clean soul. http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7886/cwcinkilt.jpg [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 17:58, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

:lol at the Marge Simpson poster - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:23, 18 September 2010 (PDT)

== Tugboat icon I made for Donations ==

[[File:Tugboat_donate_icon.png]] Enjoy!
[[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 13:31, 23 September 2010 (PDT)
*Include your CWCki username with your donation and you'll receive a SPECIAL, LIMITED EDITION user box for your page and you'll receive a "si a pretty cool guy" quote from yours truly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:23, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

So hey, I wanted to donate some shinies but my PayPal only gives out my dox rather than my CWCki username. I'll set up a new PayPal account in a bit. Gmail's the best way to go about it, right? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:26, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

== Faithfulness ==
Is there an article on Chris and his faithfulness to his "sweethearts", cause I was just skimming through Sonichu 10 where he claims Blanca is his true and honest sweetheart, but he's married in the future to Lovely Weather and slept with her, not to mention Meg? And that's probably not the only example one could think of. --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 22:31, 29 September 2010 (EST)
*Just about every Sweetheart article showcases how unfaithful Chris is.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:32, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

== getting rid of the fan works section ==
it's just a drag on our servers. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:54, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:if anyone wants to argue against deleting the fan works section, speak up now plz. hurry! [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:32, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
::If it'll keep away the server errors then tear it down, burn the remains, and salt the earth. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
:::The section is bullshit that should have been killed months ago. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 19:26, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
Wasn't there plans for a wiki dedicated to fanworks? Whatever happened to that? For that matter, why is the fanworks section still up at all? Cogsdev wanted it trimmed several months ago.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 00:41, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:http://789chan.org/cxc/ [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:12, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
Can you give us an idea for an exact date for the deletion? I'd like to go through and save everything. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 20:22, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
:I'll save it all in a zip file. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:24, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

There's hardly anything left that's worth keeping. I say go for it.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:44, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
:Dunno guys, [[Fan:Choose Your Own Adventure|this for example]] is ace and I'll miss it. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 01:59, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
::If there's anything worth keeping it's that, [[Fan:Chris Gets Laid|Chris Gets Laid]], and [[Fan:Asperchu|the Asperchu fan page]]. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 17:09, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

In that case, move the Mailbag References page out of the Fan category. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 03:56, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

:As I mentioned on the fan discussion (In case nobody read it) It would be an affront to not have any backups of the stories here. I finished up my story (Silent CWCville) so save the stories, redistribute them throughout the internet. And tell me where they'll be moved. Thanks. --[[User:Radiant Price|Radiant Price]] 16:44, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

If it's going to be saved and taken elsewhere, I say nuke it.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 21:15, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

Just do it! people can use /cwc/ to post their creepy fantasies --[[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 06:31, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

Yeah,if you're gonna save it I'm all up for the deletion. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 13:03, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

Everything has been saved on the cwcki spec forums by the admin there so away this section goes. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 10:04, 15 October 2010 (PDT)
Blow it up --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:23, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

==Posting Kacey's Encounters with Chris==
Does anyone else feel that we should make a page with [http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6 Kacey's encounters with Chris] here? I mean, we reference it enough, and I think it's causing some confusion. Unless, of course, you feel that showing that Kacey was trolling him would be more confusing. [[user:Melainia|Melainia]] 12:20, 6 October 2010 (EST)
:That information is unsubstantiated. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 21:30, 5 October 2010 (PDT)
::Oh, true, I just wanted to ask. [[user:melainia|Melainia]] 12:53, 6 October 2010 (EST)
:I'm not so sure...Some of the information sounds feasable, And if I recall correctly during one of their final chats Kacey mentioned an IRL encounter with him. But at the moment I don't want for us to take any risks...Is it possible we can get a confirmation from Liquid? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 00:56, 6 October 2010 (EST)
::I do remember the sniffing incident being mentioned during the Father Call, and Chris did admit to touching her a lot. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 1:00, 6 October 2010 (EST)
:::liquid doesn't give a shit about this anymore. just let sleeping dogs lie with him. just forget about this stuff, we'll get the real story one day. maybe. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:08, 5 October 2010 (PDT)

==Need CWC E-Mail==

I'm looking to pull the wool over good ol' CWC's eyes via The 4Hoursemen project (details will be revealed later) but if it goes out the way i plan lulz will ensue but for these things to fall into play i need some way to talk to him.Would his youtube account work or will he not even respond on that? [[User:The 4horsemen project|The 4horsemen project]] 17:07, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*Sign your posts. It's just four ~'s.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 16:40, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*It's damn near impossible to get into contact with Chris. You'd have an easier time picking fly shit out of pepper while wearing boxing gloves. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:11, 6 October 2010 (PDT)
*CWCki really isn't the place to launch trolling and if you can't find Chris's e-mail, then you probably shouldn't be trolling him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:17, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

*Oh i've found his e-mail but the fat bastard wont respond to me.Maybe i should find a diffrent approach... [[User:The 4horsemen project|The 4horsemen project]] 17:28, 6 October 2010 (PDT)

==Mental Stability==

So how's the mental stability on cristian?In his latest videos he seems a little more crazy then befor.

Sign your posts and take this to the speculation page.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 09:45, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

== List of Appearances ==

[[User:General Rock|General Rock]] suggested that we have an article compiling all of the places where Chris has doodled Sonichu where it was totally unnecessary. From that drawing on the snow to his [[resume]], I'm sure we can come up with an exhaustive list. Thoughts? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 19:00, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*He's 'fixated' on Sonichu; it happens with autistic people pretty often. [[User:BlueSpork|the infamous Blue Spork]] 00:39, 20 October 2010 (PDT)

== New template ==

{{Template:Cosplay videos}}

Did I forget something? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:39, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

I think Chris dressing in a kilt and pretending to be Scottish counts as cosplay. I can't remember the exact video. [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 05:24, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

* Nevermind. Found it. [[Tito_Got_No_Luck_Against_We_Brits,_Irish_and_Scots!]] [[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 05:45, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

== I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ==

I was just re-watching some of the audiobooks, and came to an obvious but hilarious conclusion; our fearless leader has no clue how many people there are on earth (or is too [[Slow_in_the_mind]] to understand high school level math).

As I am a new user (Hi btw), and my Wiki skills are sub-par at best, I figured I'd prostrate myself before the CWCki masters before I made a n00b-ish page.

Here is a short greatest-hits list of Chris' math fails:

-In Episode 14 he (speaking through one of his characters) mentioned he sometimes detests 99.9999999999996% of the worldwide male population, not including himself and 'those within the margin of error.'

That means that he (and those unnamed males) make up 4.0x10^-13 of the male population, and since he included himself that means that there must be at least 2.5 trillion other males for him to despise.

Not only is this number 24x the total number of humans to have ever lived, but it isn't even the entire human population according to Chris! Going by the CIA World Factbook, the Male/Female ratio is currently about 1.01. Therefore there are at least 4.975 trillion people on earth.

[http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=+reciprocal4.0x10^-13]
[https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/xx.html]

-He has claimed that he has an IQ over 300; using the standard deviations of the Stanford-Binet tests (15 from a mean of 100), that would put him in at over 12.5 standard deviations; less than one in 2 Decillion people. That is not a typo. 2 Decillion is a real number, and it looks like this

2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

The Wechsler IQ test gives an even scarier result; 13.333 standard deviations, or one in one hundred undecillion. In longhand that looks like this

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[http://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/IQBasics.aspx]
[http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=12.5+standard+deviations+from+the+mean]

Maybe I'm wrong, but in my humble opinion [[fail]] is rarely as pure and as concentrated as a self-declared genius who thinks that there are more people alive on earth then there are stars in our galaxy*.

*~300 Billion by WolframAlpha's count

--[[User:Concerned Citizen|Concerned Citizen]] 20:08, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*One, we have a forum dedicated to wild speculation and stuff, it's linked to in the NOT A FORUM template. Two, Chris wasn't thinking mathematically when he wrote 99.99999999996%, he just added extra 9's onto it until he felt like he'd made his point. Three, he just picked a high number because he understood that high IQ=smart guy. Chris doesn't think about things beyond the surface.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:13, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

*Although I agree Chris is an idiot and that he sucks at math, and although I agree that if we saw into his mind there would be enough content for an article, he's only demonstrated his math skillz once or twice. As of the moment, it really isn't article-worthy. Trust me, if there were enough content for it, I would be the first to support it. Still, drafting a page for it [[User:Concerned Citizen/Math|somewhere]] might be useful should more evidence of his inability come up. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:38, 14 October 2010 (PDT)

== Animation/short template ==

Do you think we can use a template for all the Lego/pen/paper shorts that Chris has made? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 20:11, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

== Chris comparisons ==

Is there potential for comparisons of Chris and various famous/infamous retards? See [[User:Kwon/Chris and Martin Bryant: A Comparison|the comparison of Chris and Martin Bryant on my user page]] for an example of what I mean. The format doesn't have to be the same. --[[User:Kwon|Kwon]] 01:01, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

the cwcki isn't meant for that purpose. besides, chris is chris. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 01:09, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

k. Fair enough. --[[User:Kwon|Kwon]] 01:10, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

== for logs and shit. Should there be a section for: Highlights? ==
Some people just don't have the patience to read all the logs. (see bluespike despite me actually editing them)

Or e-mails. Granted, some exchanges are so golden that they don't need a highlights section because they are all highlights but there have been some pretty boring things. I dunno. Maybe just for Bluespike because they are so long and unwieldy. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 09:46, 29 October 2010 (PDT)

: Highlights section sounds like a good idea. I've sort of wished something like that existed for [[Mailbag]], at least to give some sort of summary of what kind of stuff we could learn from there. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:03, 29 October 2010 (PDT)

== The Chris and... articles need a complete overhaul (Next project to improve) ==
I'm sick of conjecture and theories and STUPID BULLSHIT. I would do this myself, but I'm just going to get angry and destroy CWCki (again). This should be the next project to improve. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:33, 29 October 2010 (PDT)
:Not to bring your wrath upon me but I would ask: What specifically do you wish to see changed? Perhaps with a format to go off of we can accomplish what you seek. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 14:46, 29 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:DayOut

2010-10-28T14:11:00Z

Caboose -1: /* Route */

Not sure why there isn't a DayOut 4-7. Also the my face is not fucking orange or whatever is the last part to this series. weird title but whatever. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:11, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
* I think 4-7 may still be processing on Youtube. Either that or uploading so many videos at once has screwed up a few uploads. --[[User:Clydewarren|Clydewarren]] 15:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** If someone who has the power to can merge all the other DayOut pages with this one, that'd be awesome. ~~This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!
::*I'm more curious about what that horrible rattling in the last video is whenever he comes to a stop. Anyone here particularly knowledgeable about cars? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:29, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
** Didn't he say something to the effect of his muffler being fucked? The sound is that of a bum muffler. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 16:39, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
::*If his car is standard it could be him not clutching correctly..gear grinder. It could be a number of things really though, loose muffler, bad transmission...it's very noticeable when he he speeds up from first gear or goes into it gearing down...so regardless of auto/stan transmission my bet is that his first gear sucks ass, it's not a bum muffler though, it would be a lot louder while he was driving if it was.
--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 16:42, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:::It's an automatic, like most Americunt cars. Chris can't drive a manual - DA STRESS will be too much for him. Also, Number 5 is up. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:14, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
Quick question, is anyone transcribing the last one? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:45, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:::I found a frame of video that captured the sticker on his windshield that tells him when he is supposed to have his oil changed. It says "4-5-09". --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]]
* I would, but got midterm tomorrow, so only taking a break from studying. Whoever does, do have some notes for you to make in the italics: chris impatience with the red lights, and his 'casting' to have it change at his whim, the hospital mention could note how Chris may be a terminal resident in the near future, try to see if you can decipher the number on the below-mentioned handicap sticker.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:37, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
::*I think it's 1545074. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 21:58, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Is there anywhere here that explains why they would have a handicap parking sign? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:52, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
*Virgin-yahh's one of the few states where being "high-fucntionign autistic" counts the same as having a missing limb, or cancer, so Chris gets special parking.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:12, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Just put up a rough transcription to the remaining DayOut videos. It may not be 100% accurate though, I struggled to understand Chris on some occasions. --[[User:Clydewarren|Clydewarren]] 06:30, 26 October 2010 (PDT)
== "At least my face..." ==

Possible [[Clyde Cash]] reference? What could possibly cause that title to be given to the last video? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:30, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:Pointless, ineffective insult or reference to his awful cosplay, perhaps? --[[User:Eniggy|The Big Lenigski]] 21:35, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

==Breaks==
His breaks make a concerning tapping noise when he makes a full stop, particularly in "At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange". Either the pads have a glaze from the cold and him making unusually soft stops, or it's something completely different because I don't know shit about cars... If the former, than it's not a big deal... --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 22:16, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

*That wasn't his "brakes" it was his muffler, along with not taking care of his car like I should do as well. He needs a tune-up because my car shakes & hesitates when I stop or idle. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 04:01, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

== Skin ==

It seems that Chris's skin is even more horrible when viewed in good sunlight. Does this warrant a mention?[[User:Svek|Švek]] 17:04, 26 October 2010 (PDT)
: He's got a scar between his eyes, which I'm guessing is related to the recent breaking of the glasses. Only time (and Jackie) could tell us what happened... --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 17:21, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

==Route==
Does anyone with a bit of time on their hands want to try and piece together the route that he took for these vids? We've done it for the parkay and hiking videos. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

: #3: U.S. 29, Ruckersville (Burger King)
: #4: 136 Cedar Grove Rd, Ruckersville (Food Lion)
: #5: 179 Connor Dr., Charlottesville (Target)
: #7: In Charlottesville, west on U.S. 250 (Long St.) from Park St., passing McIntire Park on the right, to Rugby Ave. where he takes the ramp heading south.
: #8: East on U.S. 250 (Market St.) from near 2nd St, stopping at the light at Market and 2nd. Chris ends the video at 5th St. near the Charlottesville Parking Center.
: #9: West on Route 250 (Main St.) near 7th. Stops at light @ 10th St. Continues and stops at light @ Jefferson Park Ave. Chris continues on 250 (University Ave.) and stops taping past Newcomb Rd. N.
:Pretty dull but there you go. Here's a map with his route on it: [http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=14+Branchland+Court,+Ruckersville,+VA&daddr=U.S.+29,+Ruckersville,+VA+22968+(Burger+King)+to:Ruckersville,+136+Cedar+Grove+Road,+VA+to:Connor+Dr,+Charlottesville,+Albemarle,+Virginia+22911+to:Park+St+to:US-250+E%2FUS-250+Bypass+E+to:Market+St+%26+2nd+St+NW,+Charlottesville,+Virginia+22902+to:Market+St.+and+5th+St.,+Charlottesville,+VA+to:W+Main+St+%26+7th+St+NW,+Charlottesville,+Virginia+22903+to:University+Ave.+and+Emmet+St.+S,+Charlottesville,+VA+to:14+Branchland+Court,+Ruckersville,+VA&hl=en&geocode=FWLiRgIdl5dT-yk_WYo5C3G0iTEm_Csij_khEg%3BFf1iRwId3CtU-yHQBPnFU2tWlg%3BFcwDRwIdUONT-ylrZYXshnG0iTH8QadOLbw_yQ%3BFULLRQIdDBVT-yn_nFuqCHe0iTEbJSEapw6WAA%3BFch0RAIds55S-w%3BFZSGRAIdyIJS-w%3BFZNRRAIdEnZS-ykdrofGJYaziTGxNkQfBTO8AQ%3BFSJNRAId2YRS-ymTJX9VJoaziTEowGTWE7F6Hw%3BFTlQRAIdVldS-ykj6BasO4aziTEmnlbr3y62fw%3BFRJxRAIdUxVS-ymZiHJeToaziTEh3y31Shwr1A%3BFWLiRgIdl5dT-yk_WYo5C3G0iTEm_Csij_khEg&mra=mrv&mrcr=4&sll=38.035146,-78.486972&sspn=0.011459,0.01929&ie=UTF8&ll=38.134016,-78.403931&spn=0.366183,0.617294&z=11] [[User:Penman28|Penman28]] 04:14, 28 October 2010 (PDT)

:*You have just won 10 internets. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 07:11, 28 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:DayOut

2010-10-28T14:10:51Z

Caboose -1: /* Route */

Talk:DayOut

2010-10-28T05:03:31Z

Caboose -1:

Talk:WeighIn

2010-10-26T21:07:08Z

Caboose -1:

Chris weighing himself???
Is he gonna start a weight loss plan for Jackie? --[[CaseHa]] 25 October 2010

:Sign your posts and take the topic to Speculation for a discussion (admins are cracking down on forum-like posts). --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Not enough data to work with unfortunately. We have no idea how accurate that scale is. The second he steps off of it, it could read -40 pounds. Secondly a person could put all their weight on the balls of their feet with that type of scale and screw with the measurement (you should have your weight on your heels). Sucks. This could have been good material to work with. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 19:08, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

{{Not A Forum}}
* I've speculated on the Chris and Health talk page that its because his muscles have nearly completely atrophied. Therefore, he wouldn't weight so much. --[[User:IconOfEvi|IconOfEvi]] 20:39, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
* I'd argue for one of these explanations as well. I'll be the first to admit that I am a dumpy guy who isn't in very good shape, but there's no way in hell I weigh 12-15 lbs. more than CWC by legitimate means. Granted I am about 3/4 of an inch shorter than him by most estimates, but still. So either I am heavier by virtue of actually still having muscle mass left in my body, or I basically need to go jump off a cliff now because that's just embarrassing :( --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 20:48, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
**I'm nearly 300, but I have muscle too. Still, it could be less. I blame school and not being able to goto Tae. Point being though that muscle accounts for a lot of weight. The fact that Chris weighs 220 or whatever is more indicative to me that he has nearly zero muscle mass/power. --[[User:IconOfEvi|IconOfEvi]] 21:11, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
*Do this is just me or the scale's number goes up before he steps down? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 08:07, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

DayOut

2010-10-26T05:24:55Z

Caboose -1:

'''DayOut''' is a series of videos showing off the rare sight of Chris Chan's fat ass outdoors. He takes us on a trip around Ruckersville and shows us such wonderful places as a McDonald's, a Wal-Mart, and a Burger King! Can you feel the excitement?

Chris holds the camera while driving, panning it from left to right to focus on whatever building he's talking about. It's a miracle he didn't get in an accident.

His [[Son-chu|trusty steed]] shows mechanical issues throughout the videos, emitting an ungodly rattling sound when idling.

==DayOut1==

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====Transcription====

'''''Hello''''', today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite [[McDonalds|places]] around... [[Ruckersville|''town'']], here and there. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna... [[6 June 2010|drive around]].

==DayOut2==

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| next = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]
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====Transcription====

And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go north to [[Ruckersville]].

And right over to our right, we see the new [[McDonald's]] that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-Mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.

There is the new McDonald's, small in its stature, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to get to the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.

Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is.

And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]], that my father goes to sometimes.

==DayOut3==

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| next = [[DayOut#DayOut5|DayOut5]]
}}

====Transcription====

This here is the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]] that my father, goes to ever- practically every morning for breakfast and sometimes I join him as well. But not every day. Sometimes.

I am not a [[Chris and Health|fast-food addict]]. And I am [[obesity|not that big]], though I can stand to lose a few pounds.

==DayOut5==

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| next = [[DayOut#DayOut6|DayOut6]]
}}

====Transcription====
Next up, next stop on our drive by tour, we are in the, uh, we are in the shops by Forest Lake, where we have the, uh, [[Target]] where I sometimes walk around in.
{{transcription}}

==DayOut6==

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| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
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}}

====Transcription====

Chris: An-a-and in a panoramic sort of view from a standpoint, this here is Fashion Square Shopping Center, at least the front of it. Where there are a great number of stores in there, You have a whole bunch-a buildin' stores, but the choolest ones gotta I, I would say gotta be Sears, Belk, JCPenny. Uhhh yes there is a Gamestop in there, an' a Spencers, and a Toys 'R' Us Express. Which actually gives good appeal back to the um, back to the shopping center, because they lost some of-they lost that PO when they closed the Kaybee Toy Store that used to be in there. And they will be openin' up a new book store soon to replace the one they had before.

[pans camera to his face]

On the way over here, a few other note-kit-notable locations. Where um, the Sears Club and the Wal-Mart next to the Doubletree Hotel. On the right side outgoing south, as well as Rio Hill Shopping Center with a Lowe's, a Chik-Fil-A, a Kroger's, Crutchfield, and Atlas Comic Book Store. And also, an IHOP, which my parents sometimes go to for dinner. Or lunch. I dunno. Its just one of those times. And also, there's uh, also up the road just a little bit, there's a Toys-R-Us. Up the road...northwise. And there are other places, of which uh, we'll be taken note of. Ah, also up the road some more, is a K-Mart and a Big Lots...a Burger King around there. And of course there are shops at the Barracks Road Shopping Center, which, I probably admit, there's another...Gamestop over there as well. But there's also a Barnes & Noble, as well as a...Fed-Ex/Kinkos, and a Harris Teeter and another Kroger's go over there (unintelligible). Bunch'a good stores over there. Shenanigans, and...that other store that's to it. Forget its name...I'll be waylaying(?) other locations short in just'a little bit. Stay tuned.

{{Transcription}}

==DayOut8==

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| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]
| next = [[DayOut#At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange]]
}}

====Transcription====

Anyway, uh, on our next drop by we're just gonna get a few little glimpses of the Downtown Mall. Y'all have seen it before as I have ah, recorded it mainly, to that, considerably [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkour]] thing. You know I guess you couldn't really care for the Parkour I, I mean, I tried, you know, I did try on that.

Now I'm stopped at a traffic light here.

C'mon. Come on.

Anyway jus- just a few peeks down the few alleys of the uh, downtown mall area. Just a few peeks here and there.

Ugh. Looks like we got the, ah, Albemarle Charlottesville Spirit Walk coming up.

If you want to do this step by step that's your luxury and you're welcome to do that. I'm just going to put myself in here at the parking garage. So I'll check in at the next destination.

==At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange==

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====Transcription====
Pretty much on this final segment of this, uh, tour around Charlottesvile, and, uh, some of my fun favorite choice places, we can drive down the t- down the corner, and the UVA, the University of Virginia, coming up on the corner.
Don't forget traffic slopes, because, you know, red lights, they do come up.{{transcription}}

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

DayOut

2010-10-26T05:24:11Z

Caboose -1: /* DayOut8 */

'''DayOut''' is a series of videos showing off the rare sight of Chris Chan's fat ass outdoors. He takes us on a trip around Ruckersville and shows us such wonderful places as a McDonald's, a Wal-Mart, and a Burger King! Can you feel the excitement?

Chris holds the camera while driving, panning it from left to right to focus on whatever building he's talking about. It's a miracle he didn't get in an accident.

His [[Son-chu|trusty steed]] shows mechanical issues throughout the videos, emitting an ungodly rattling sound when idling.

==DayOut1==

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|AMCxX5SjvFc}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style =
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| previous = [[Wigwam]]
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]
}}

====Transcription====

'''''Hello''''', today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite [[McDonalds|places]] around... [[Ruckersville|''town'']], here and there. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna... [[6 June 2010|drive around]].

==DayOut2==

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style =
| shirt = Unclear
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut1|DayOut1]]
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]
}}

====Transcription====

And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go north to [[Ruckersville]].

And right over to our right, we see the new [[McDonald's]] that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-Mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.

There is the new McDonald's, small in its stature, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to get to the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.

Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is.

And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]], that my father goes to sometimes.

==DayOut3==

{{Infobox/video
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|KofndtgaAjk}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| shirt = Unclear
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut5|DayOut5]]
}}

====Transcription====

This here is the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]] that my father, goes to ever- practically every morning for breakfast and sometimes I join him as well. But not every day. Sometimes.

I am not a [[Chris and Health|fast-food addict]]. And I am [[obesity|not that big]], though I can stand to lose a few pounds.

==DayOut5==

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|4QLOg1D38pE}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| shirt = Unclear
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut6|DayOut6]]
}}

====Transcription====
Next up, next stop on our drive by tour, we are in the, uh, we are in the shops by Forest Lake, where we have the, uh, [[Target]] where I sometimes walk around in.
{{transcription}}

==DayOut6==

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| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
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| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]
}}

====Transcription====

Chris: An-a-and in a panoramic sort of view from a standpoint, this here is Fashion Square Shopping Center, at least the front of it. Where there are a great number of stores in there, You have a whole bunch-a buildin' stores, but the choolest ones gotta I, I would say gotta be Sears, Belk, JCPenny. Uhhh yes there is a Gamestop in there, an' a Spencers, and a Toys 'R' Us Express. Which actually gives good appeal back to the um, back to the shopping center, because they lost some of-they lost that PO when they closed the Kaybee Toy Store that used to be in there. And they will be openin' up a new book store soon to replace the one they had before.

[pans camera to his face]

On the way over here, a few other note-kit-notable locations. Where um, the Sears Club and the Wal-Mart next to the Doubletree Hotel. On the right side outgoing south, as well as Rio Hill Shopping Center with a Lowe's, a Chik-Fil-A, a Kroger's, Crutchfield, and Atlas Comic Book Store. And also, an IHOP, which my parents sometimes go to for dinner. Or lunch. I dunno. Its just one of those times. And also, there's uh, also up the road just a little bit, there's a Toys-R-Us. Up the road...northwise. And there are other places, of which uh, we'll be taken note of. Ah, also up the road some more, is a K-Mart and a Big Lots...a Burger King around there. And of course there are shops at the Barracks Road Shopping Center, which, I probably admit, there's another...Gamestop over there as well. But there's also a Barnes & Noble, as well as a...Fed-Ex/Kinkos, and a Harris Teeter and another Kroger's go over there (unintelligible). Bunch'a good stores over there. Shenanigans, and...that other store that's to it. Forget its name...I'll be waylaying(?) other locations short in just'a little bit. Stay tuned.

{{Transcription}}

==DayOut8==

{{Infobox/video
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|zkSTURU3QLw}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style =
| shirt = [[Image:Greenwidestripeshirt.png]] The Swamp Monster
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]
| next = [[DayOut#At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange]]
}}

====Transcription====

Anyway, uh, on our next drop by we're just gonna get a few little glimpses of the Downtown Mall. Y'all have seen it before as I have ah, recorded it mainly, to that, considerably [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkour]] thing. You know I guess you couldn't really care for the Parkour I, I mean, I tried, you know, I did try on that.

Now I'm stopped at a traffic light here.

C'mon. Come on.

Anyway jus- just a few peeks down the few alleys of the uh, downtown mall area. Just a few peeks here and there.

Ugh. Looks like we got the, ah, Albemarle Charlottesville Spirit Walk coming up.

If you want to do this step by step that's your luxury and you're welcome to do that. I'm just going to put myself in here at the parking garage. So I'll check in at the next destination.

==At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange==

{{Infobox/video
| name = At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange
| video = {{#ev:youtube|x8HEUj-l-mw}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style =
| shirt = [[Image:Greenwidestripeshirt.png]] The Swamp Monster
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]
| next = [[WeighIn]]
}}

====Transcription====
Pretty much on this final segment of this, uh, tour around Charlottesvile, and, uh, some of my fun favorite choice places, we can drive down the t- down the corner, and the UVA, the University of Virginia, coming up on the corner.
Don't forget traffic slopes, because, you know, red lights, they do come up.{{transcription}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Wigwam]]|nextlink=[[WeighIn]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:11042009 51 50

2010-10-26T03:13:34Z

Caboose -1: /* Weight */

Transcribing! Also, can we please get a better name? Like "Chris Pumps Iorn" or "Chris does reps" or something?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:22, 5 November 2009 (CET)
*...Elbow-greased strength? -- [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 06:44, 5 November 2009 (CET)
**Oooh! That one's good! I'm changing my vote to that.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:49, 5 November 2009 (CET)
**That's good. I also suggest "The Big Five-Oh." [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 06:53, 5 November 2009 (CET)
***I called it "51 50" on the [[List of videos]]. I think that's what CWC intended to call it. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 21:24, 5 November 2009 (CET)

Sure, if you want to. I only made the page, a more flavorful name would help I reckon--[[User:El Presidente|El Presidente]] 06:31, 5 November 2009 (CET)

The original link to the weight of a can of soda was based on an 12 pack of 8-ounce cans, but those are 12-ounce cans that he has (in his soda cartons that is; his man-cans are much heavier). So I changed the link. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 06:38, 5 November 2009 (CET)
:Those boxes really don't look full. [[User:JohnnyA|JohnnyA]] 07:58, 5 November 2009 (CET)

If he's claiming it's 4.26 litres tall, and all the cans are full then the box could not have weighed anymore than 4.26kg--[[User:El Presidente|El Presidente]] 06:41, 5 November 2009 (CET)

*4.26 litres would refer to the volume of the liquid itself. The aluminum cans and the carton would add a touch more weight than just that of the liquid. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:12, 5 November 2009 (CET)

**Converted exactly, the 12pack weighs about 8.9lbs. The article says 10 at the moment. I can't be the only one that is uneasy giving CWC those extra 2lbs. --[[User:Blueatom|Blueatom]] 15:00, 5 November 2009 (CET)

In all fairness to that damned impostor Ian Brandon Anderson, simply giving the mass of those packs of cans won't do justice to the amount of effort he puts out in lifting those boxes. Let's say that each of those packs has a mass of 3 kg. Compared to lifting two 3kg dumbbells, a lot more effort needs to be made for lifting those boxes, because the mass is distributed a fair distance away from where he's gripping them. Just as trying to a 10kg weight over your head when it's on the other end of a 20m pole would be tougher than just picking the damn thing up and lifting it over your head, there's an added difficulty with lifting these boxes vs. a normal weight. That's not to say that IBA's feat is of Olympian strength (or even respectable strength), but it is to say that trying to figure out the weight of the boxes doesn't really prove all that much. And... as for the transcript, are you sure he says that they weigh 50 pounds? It kind of sounds like "15 pounds", which would be a lot more accurate. Anyway... Chris fails, regardless. I also propose that we name this video "Chris Pumps Aluminum and Cardboard". Though "The Big Five-Oh" is pretty appealing, too.... I'm done rambling. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 07:10, 5 November 2009 (CET)

* No, he's definitely saying "50 pounds." Actually, he's saying "fitty pounds." [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 07:17, 5 November 2009 (CET)

** He's saying 50. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:18, 5 November 2009 (CET)

***I just listened to it again. Sounds like 50 to me. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:23, 5 November 2009 (CET)

****I seem to stand corrected. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 19:44, 5 November 2009 (CET)

Alright, so who else is willing to bet at the end when he says "I'm str..." and cuts off that instead of saying strong he intended to bring his sexuality back in for no good reason? [[User:Artiph|Artiph]] 23:59, 5 November 2009 (CET)

== [[Chris and strenght]] (or sth like that) requested ==

Or just a major update to [[Chris and health]]. (Edit: OK, there's a section for this there already.) --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 08:55, 5 November 2009 (CET)

:Is anyone else curious as to what brought on this whole "I'm strooooooooooooooong" phase of his recently? I mean he's always been a violent freak, but he's specifically making the point ""I'm strooooooooooooooong" a lot more lately. Does anyone know if there's any reasoning behind why he's feeling the sudden urge to prove his physical prowess (or lack thereof) so bluntly?--[[User:Curshot|Curshot]] 17:29, 5 November 2009 (CET)

::Chris knows he at least has more mass than Liquid or Gregg, and by his logic, that means he's tougher than them. So now he's trying to lord over them one of the area's he's certain he's superior in.
::He keeps challenging them to "Fight him in person" so maybe he really hopes that they'll come to his house one of his days so he can beat them up. Alternately, I guess he could be aware of the fact that he'd get has ass handed to him, and is doing this whole "I'M STRONNNNNNNG" thing as a way of trying to intimidate them into never showing up, so he can sit at home and be all smug at the fact that trolls are terrified of him.
::Either way, he's failing hardcore. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:34, 5 November 2009 (CET)
::I think the whole "Strongman show" started with the [[Sign Destruction Video]]. Chris looked weak on it and Clyde laughed at him in a video response. This brought us to the hilarious [[Chris Loses It]] video. In Clyde response, he said that he would be scared when Chris will become more powerful. Our favorite man-child took him to word and the Kacey saga pushed him in this strongman trip even deeper. In any cases, this is excellent trolling from anyone involved. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:56, 5 November 2009 (CET)

:Don't forget that he needs to impress Kacey with his manliness. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 19:44, 5 November 2009 (CET)

== What is Parappa saying on his shirt? ==

--[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 15:16, 5 November 2009 (CET)
*According to my research, (And by research, I mean looking at a shirt just like his,[http://kotaku.com/274863/parappa-the-t+shirt link]), He's saying "I gotta believe!".--[[User:SP-441|SP-441]] 16:28, 5 November 2009 (CET)

==Even less?==

According to the link, diet soda weighs less than regular because real sugar weighs more. And because it's lemonade and isn't dealing with carbonation, it could also be fluctuating to be something different. Could we be going into the 9 lb. range?

But then, maybe I'm thinking too far into what might be an ounce of difference. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 21:52, 6 November 2009 (CET)

==Crusher==

Chris' fervent can-lifting reminded me of [http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=50723 Todd Wentworth]! [[User:Klingerbgoode|Klingerbgoode]] 12:09, 9 November 2009 (CET)

== Weight ==

Didn't Chris say somewhere (in a mailbag or something) that he was only like 150lbs?

While I scoffed, and its still likely untrue, there may be a hidden gem in all this.

If I recall, muscle weighs 3 or 4x as much as fat, and much more dense. Chris's muscles by contrast, seem to have withered away to nearly nothing, seeing as how he can't break sticks or stuff like that, and as pointed out in the article, that no one can really see if his muscles are doing any work. Even his reactions are all clumsy now (witness the video where he tries to unleash his knife for example). So theoretically, he really COULD be 150lbs...150lbs of pure blubber and blubber laden organs. People can be 250-300 lbs, and its all muscle or fat with solid muscle underneath. --[[User:IconOfEvi|IconOfEvi]] 19:11, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Chris just uploaded a video that showed he was about 216 pounds. Have fun with that. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 20:13, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:PlayingHouse

2010-10-26T03:03:41Z

Caboose -1:

Transcribin'

[[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 14:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Holy shit that was a long video. I think my brain started melting towards the end, so apologies for any stupid mistakes. Also Chris is REALLY hard to understand when he's doing his high-pitched voice. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 15:46, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

:Don't blame you, it's been awhile since I needed alcohol to finish one of Chris's videos. I'm gonna edit some parts I could make out that I think you missed. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 15:58, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

:Thanks, mate. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:49, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Shit, ''I'' may take up drinking if I keep up with Chris's shit. Anywho; Crystal, police woman, Officer Nasty. Nuff said.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 17:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Is it worth noting that, whilst playing house with children's toys, he brings up the concept of a murder trial? All things considered, it isn't really appropriate in the environment, and that he brought it up ties in a lot with his other failures to understand age-appropriate material (Sonichu slaughters and Sex Ed for little kids being the most imminent examples). [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:47, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:Follow the idea of Occam's Razor, which states that the simplest explanation is most likely the correct answer. In this case, he probably just assumes that that's what people report on as journalists. So probably not.--[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 20:03, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:DayOut

2010-10-25T23:45:49Z

Caboose -1:

Talk:FullHouse

2010-10-25T23:43:21Z

Caboose -1:

god he really sucks at this.

i can't even tell what he's trying to sing for much of the song. AND HE DIDNT EVEN DO THE SHOOBEDYBOPBOPBOP AAAAFDSKAL;DHFI;DSAFJDS someone else decipher plz tia. good news is now ALL THE NEW VIDS ARE FINALLY ORGANIZED YAAAAAAY--This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:36, 25 October 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

*Did what I could, having the lyrics to the original song helps but some parts are probably better left as "incomprehensible" in any case. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:43, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

FullHouse

2010-10-25T23:42:23Z

Caboose -1:

'''Fullhouse''' is a video where Chris sings the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_House Full House] theme. Not surprisingly, he doesn't sing it so much as he slurs it to the point where it's hard to tell whether he even got the lyrics right or not.

==Watch==

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|Gv2ed1EfSG4}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style =
| shirt =
| previous = [[WeighIn]]
| next = current
}}

'''Transcript'''

Whatever happened to predictability
The milkman, the paperboy, evenin geebee
[incomprehensible] somebody tell me please.
This whole world's confusin' meeeee

Clouds as mean as you've ever seen
And a bird who knows you're too
And a little boy sings inside you whisperin'
Kids don't sell your dreams, don't sue

Everywhere you look
There's a heart
A...hand to hold on to

Everywhere you look
There's...a face
Of somebody who needs you

When you're lost out there and you're all alone
...waiting to carry you home

Everywhere you look

Everywhere you look

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[WeighIn]]|nextlink=current}}
{{Music Videos}}

FullHouse

2010-10-25T23:39:10Z

Caboose -1:

'''Fullhouse''' is a video where Chris sings the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_House Full House] theme. Not surprisingly, he doesn't sing it so much as he slurs it to the point where it's hard to tell whether he even got the lyrics right or not.

==Watch==

{{Infobox/video
| name = FullHouse
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Gv2ed1EfSG4}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style =
| shirt =
| previous = [[WeighIn]]
| next = current
}}

'''Transcript'''
Whatever happened to predictability
The milkman, the paperboy, evenin geebee
[incomprehensible] seven seas
This whole world's confusin' meeeee

[incomprehensible] as mean as you've ever seen
And a bird who knows you're too
And a little boy sings [incomprehensible] you whisperin'
Kids don't sell your dreams, don't sue

Everywhere you look
There's a heart
A...hand to hold on to

Everywhere you look
There's...a face
Of somebody who needs you

When you're lost out there and you're all alone
...waiting to carry you home

Everywhere you look

Everywhere you look

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[WeighIn]]|nextlink=current}}
{{Music Videos}}

FullHouse

2010-10-25T23:36:54Z

Caboose -1:

'''Fullhouse''' is a video where Chris sings the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_House Full House] theme. Not surprisingly, he doesn't sing it so much as he slurs it to the point where it's hard to tell whether he has even got the lyrics right or not.

==Watch==

{{Infobox/video
| name = FullHouse
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Gv2ed1EfSG4}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style =
| shirt =
| previous = [[WeighIn]]
| next = current
}}

'''Transcript'''
Whatever happened to predictability
The milkman, the paperboy, evenin geebee
[incomprehensible] seven seas
This whole world's confusin' meeeee

[incomprehensible] as mean as you've ever seen
And a bird who knows you're too
And a little boy sings [incomprehensible] you whisperin'
Kids don't sell your dreams, don't sue

Everywhere you look
There's a heart
A...hand to hold on to

Everywhere you look
There's...a face
Of somebody who needs you

When you're lost out there and you're all alone
...waiting to carry you home

Everywhere you look

Everywhere you look

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[WeighIn]]|nextlink=current}}
{{Music Videos}}

Talk:DayOut

2010-10-25T23:29:31Z

Caboose -1:

WeighIn

2010-10-25T23:20:51Z

Caboose -1:

'''WeighIn''' is a video, uploaded 25 [[October 2010]], in which Chris, to the surprise of us all, steps on a scale to weigh himself. He gives a weight of 216 lb (15 st 6 lb / 98 kg) even though holding the camera alone would add a few pounds to the scale.

{{Infobox/video
| name = WeighIn
| video = {{#ev:youtube|og-3s0n91Ys}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style =
| shirt =
| previous = [[DayOut#At_Least_My_Face_Is_Not_F3c7ing_Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange ]]
| next = [[FullHouse]]
}}

'''Transcript'''

Here is the official weigh-in on Sunday, September twenty- [[October 2010|October 24th 2010]].

[''Aims camera, jerkily, at scale readout.'']

If I can stay still long enough.

Hmmm.

Anyway it says 216.

[''Speaks into the camera again. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are now on his face and the bridge appears to be wrapped in tape.'']

Currently I'm 216 pounds.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[DayOut]]|nextlink=[[FullHouse]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:WeighIn

2010-10-25T23:18:09Z

Caboose -1:

Chris weighing himself???
Is he gonna start a weight loss plan for Jackie?

:Sign your posts and take the topic to Speculation for a discussion (admins are cracking down on forum-like posts). --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

PlayingHouse

2010-10-25T23:07:51Z

Caboose -1:

Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children. Chris most likely got this phrase from the Family Guy episode "Whistle While Your Wife Works", where Herbert tells his dog to make these.

Also, this video suggests that, if they were to be married, Chris would want Jackie to work as a journalist during the day while he lies around at home, "taking care of the children".

It is interesting to note that while "Crystal" is portrayed as a sweet little girl, her little brother "Reginald" is only referred to when Chris laments him expelling various bodily fluids and crying all night.

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| name = PlayingHouse
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Unclear
| previous = [[A Workout]]
| next = [[Wigwam]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.

AnIhome. And my wife's coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got printed, it got some very huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.

[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed'']

''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' [[Chris|baabychild]]! Made his lil' [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|peeps n' poops]]! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his diapers too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay. ''So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?'' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. ''Alright.'' ''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]''

''[Table and chairs are set out''] Dinnertime! Numnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table'']

[''Offscreen''] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, orange one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.

Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner. ''Mmm, that was delicious dear''. Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans. ''Myeah, it was very good''. ''[As "Reginald]'' ''Bububububoobee! Th!'' Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places... ''[As "Crystal"]'' ''Daddy, can I go my woom now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soon.'' Okay sweetheart, y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself. ''Thank you daddy! Dababubudee!''

''[As Jackie]'' ''I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh-dinner table and all that, okay.''

Alright so, I take care of the dishes... Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada... And then a lil' while later, go upstairs t'... tuck children into bed... ''Daddy, that was a very lovel- very nice story you read to me.'' I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal. ''Daddy, would you th-do you know what I might be when I grow up?'' No. What do you think you might be when you grow up? ''I thiink, I want to be a ballerina dancer. Either that, or a police wo- police woman. I'm still undecided.'' That's alright, you ma-you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Night! [''Fumbles with toy''] Oops. [''"Kisses"''] Goodnight sweetheart. Goodnight little girl. ''Goodnight!''

Now we tuck Re- And now we tuck Reginald in. ''Dabadabadabadubu!'' [''"Kiss"''] Mmm, well you sleep tight little partner. Don't be makin' no cries tonight. ''Dubehbedubuh.'' Mmm. Wow, he's sound asleep already, hope he stays that way for the rest of the night.

[''Begins to press "Jackie" and "Chris" into the "bed"''] Mmm, legos don't want to fit together.

And now, me n' my wife in bed. Mmm... So what's up ho- what's up for tomorrow? ''Well I got another case to report... I got me doi- they got me doin' a trial with uh- some- with some- against some dude who uh, murdered somebody. S'posed to be really big, so... Take it up on that.'' Alrigh... Mmm... I got m- got my- tomorrow's shopping day. Have to deal with the uh... Sh- Have to deal with the, little Reginald, crying on the back seat with me, so... Crystal will keep him calm. ''That's good...'' So, you wanna do it? ''Yeah, why not.'' ''[Chris pushes the lego figures together]'' ''Oh yeah, you do it good.'' [''Chris begins to bang the figures together painfully, in a sex scene that lasts for approximately 5 seconds''] ''Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah awhwww, good, goin' great, you did good. Yay.'' Ahh, goodnight. Sleeep tight.

==See also==

[[A Sonichu Day|A Sonichu Day]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[Wigwam]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

PlayingHouse

2010-10-25T22:59:19Z

Caboose -1:

Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children.

Also, Chris most likely got the phrase "peeps and poops" from the Family Guy episode "Whistle While Your Wife Works", adding on to the list of things that he has ripped off.

{{Infobox/video
| name = PlayingHouse
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Unclear
| previous = [[A Workout]]
| next = [[Wigwam]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.

AnIhome. Coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got printed, it got some very huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.

[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed'']

''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' [[Chris|baabychild]]! Made his lil' [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|peeps n' poops]]! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his diapers too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay. ''So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?'' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. ''Alright.'' ''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]''

''[Table and chairs are set out''] Dinnertime! Numnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table'']

[''Offscreen''] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, yellow one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.

Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner. ''Mmm, that was delicious dear''. Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans. ''Myeah, it was very good''. ''[As "Reginald]'' ''Bububububoobee! Th!'' Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places... ''[As "Crystal"]'' ''Daddy, can I go my room now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soo...'' Okay sweetheart, y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself. ''Thank you daddy! Dababubudee!''

''[As Jackie]'' ''I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh-dinner table and all that, okay.''

Alright so, I take care of the dishes... Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada... And then a lil' while later, go upstairs t'... tuck children into bed... ''Daddy, I had a very nice time tonight with you [? unintelligible] me.'' I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal. ''Daddy, would you th-do you know what I might be when I grow up?'' No. What do you think you might be when you grow up? ''I thiink, I want to be a ballerina dancer. Either that, or a police wo- police woman. I'm still undecided.'' That's alright, you ma-you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Night! [''Fumbles with toy''] Oops. [''"Kisses"''] Goodnight sweetheart. Goodnight little girl. ''Goodnight!''

Now we tuck Re- And now we tuck Reginald in. ''Dabadabadabadubu!'' [''"Kiss"''] Mmm, well you sleep tight little partner. Don't be makin' no cries tonight. ''Dubehbedubuh.'' Mmm. Wow, he's sound asleep already, hope he stays that way for the rest of the night.

[''Begins to press "Jackie" and "Chris" into the "bed"''] Mmm, legos don't want to fit together.

And now, me n' my wife in bed. Mmm... So what's up ho- what's up for tomorrow? ''Well I got another case report... I got me doi- they got me doin' a trial with uh- some- with some- against some dude who uh, murdered somebody. S'posed to be really big, so... Take it up on that.'' Alrigh... Mmm... I got m- got my- tomorrow's shopping day. Have to deal with the uh... Sh- Have to deal with the, little Reginald, crying on the back seat with me, so... Crystal will keep him calm. ''That's good...'' So, you wanna do it? ''Yeah, why not.'' ''[Chris pushes the lego figures together]'' ''Oh yeah, you do it good.'' [''Chris begins to bang the figures together painfully, in a sex scene that lasts for approximately 5 seconds''] ''Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah awhwww, good, goin' great, you did good. Yay.'' Ahh, goodnight. Sleeep tight.

==See also==

[[A Sonichu Day|A Sonichu Day]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[Wigwam]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:PlayingHouse

2010-10-25T22:58:15Z

Caboose -1:

Talk:Gilligan Be or Not

2010-10-20T00:43:08Z

Caboose -1:

Apparently this is from an episode of Gilligan's Island, and I think Chris is trying to dress up as Gilligan (with the red shirt and something attempting to be a bucket hat).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:09, 18 October 2010 (PDT)

== Transcription ==

I made a transcription. There was one part I wasn't completely sure of and I'm sure that it could be improved upon, but it's there.
[[User:Knight of Astraea|Knight of Astraea]] 22:46, 18 October 2010 (PDT)

== Shakespeare ==

Does Chris actually know what Shakespeare is? Does he know where this is originally from, or is he just ripping it wholesale from Gilligan's Island?

Also, I love Jackie. --[[User:Black Pickle|Black Pickle]] 06:52, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

*The tune is "L'amour est un oiseau rebelle" from Bizet's Carmen.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 07:20, 19 October 2010 (PDT)
*Here's how it went in the show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JQ8yF04y9o --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:43, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:A Hike

2010-10-10T19:48:12Z

Caboose -1:

{{Not A Forum}}

Transcribed. Missed a few words, such as what he has in addition to his phone and camera and the word he used to describe the woodland theater. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 19:49, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

*Pretty sure he's saying "OFF!," as in the brand of insect repellant. The second unintelligible might be Palmer, since I think he's talking about the [http://www.monticello.org/parkway/woodlandtheater.html Palmer Woodland Theater]. --[[User:GrannyT|GrannyT]] 21:35, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

In the first few seconds of the video it sounds like he's saying "waking" insead of "making" [[User:MoarDesu|MoarDesu]] 20:50, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

What "Carter family" is he talking about?--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 21:04, 9 October 2010 (PDT)
*Considering he mentions the Carter name after reaching the overlook, he's probably referring to [http://www.monticello.org/parkway/carter.html this]. [[User:Tadahima|Tadahima]] 23:47, 9 October 2010 (PDT)

To whomever wrote it, 59 miles is NOT less than one kilometre. Hell, one mile is more than one kilometre. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 02:09, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*Oh wait, my glasses weren't on. Derp. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 02:12, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*I wrote it. 0.59 miles is about 950 meters, or a little over ten football field lengths. --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 10:58, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

[[Wes Iseli|Wes]] commented on the video [http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments=1&v=37pXWB9rjBU (Search "WesIseli")] . Any thoughts? Should we be adding that bit of info here and/or on the main article of him? I'd do it but I'm too damn tired to think up a concise description --[[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 11:53, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
*You could say "Wes commented on the video and told Chris to get a job, proving he doesn't know our man-child very well". By the way, is it really the Wes Iseli or is it just someone using the name?[[User:Svek|Švek]] 12:06, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
**I doubt Wes Iseli gives two shits about Chris, it's most likely someone posing as him. [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 12:46, 10 October 2010 (PDT)
:*The one that posted on that video is not the same wes as that is listed on his page here. It could still be Wes using a different account but I doubt it. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 12:48, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

== I'll timecode this bitch ==

Unless anyone objects, I'll place the times in the transcript. The Parkay video was timecoded, so I don't see a problem with timecoding this video.--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 12:26, 10 October 2010 (PDT)

A Hike

2010-10-10T03:56:59Z

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'''A Hike''' is a rare video that takes place both during the day and outdoors. The video is broken up into small chunks with [[Chris]] alternating between hiking and filming, [[Chris and health|presumably the exertion from walking up a slight grade requires all the energy he can muster]]. In what can be considered the spiritual sucessor to the [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkay]], he is immediately out of breath after the first cut and continues to deteriorate from that point.

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==Transcription==

''[Chris is filming himself with his handheld camera. He is sitting in his car in broad daylight. Children scream in the background]''

Quarter after three now. I'm gonna be making my way up a mountain trail nearby [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monticello The Monticello]. I'll check back in about a quarter of an hour. I've got my [unintelligible], my camera here and my phone. Be okay.

''[Jump Cut, Chris has begun to labor in his breathing]''

Ah, just a few minutes into my little hiking trail. So I walk off course to visit the little woodland theater or [unintelligible] that my congregation and I visited one past Sunday and now I'm gonna walk up further up the trail and I'll be back in a-

''[Jump Cut, Chris is standing still.]''

Another trail as got explored by me, so I'm gonna take a little look up the trail and see what's up this way. Check it a bit, it is quite a mysterious forest. Along the mountain beside The Monticello.

''[Cut to dead tree]''

Hm. A tree that has been uprooted by a past weather event, along the side of this path. Deep in the chasm, that forms a river. Which could be a river, if there was more water in it.

''[Jump Cut, Chris's heavy breathing is slowly replacing the narration as the dominant soundtrack]''

Deeper and deeper into the forest the trail goes, where it leads? I don't know yet. There's a rock with moss. Moss grows on the north side. On tree bark or rock formations. I just walked across a wooden plank. ''[Prolonged gasping for air]'' If you think it's spooky. Well, you're wrong. Because it's only a stick I've stepped on. A really big stick. North is that way! As I have seen, on this rock and it's mold.

''[Narration becomes slower and slower with more breaks]'' Huh, look at that. A tree bit formation with moss on the wrong side. Bet it got twisted and turned. That's why it's on the wrong side. Isn't it?

It is a sunny day in the village of Monticello. It's even a sunny day in the forest. Things may or may not be well, we'll see what what happens as we walk long this trail ''[Breathing continues horribly]''

Huh, another tree fallen. ''[Chris sings]'' Free fallin'. Cut up 'chucks. Ah, look at this, a bit of an open field. A field that is open. Preferred by one animal or two, or so. Quite possibly, they know that people go this way in the fork of the road. On their way back to civilization and I'm not ready to head back just yet. Look at that ''[[Chris points the camera at a tree]'' a shade of red on this tree. One would suppose, rotted? Or dead wood? Or perhaps it is just dirty from dirt and grime thrown upon by it's wondrous past.
[[File:Blairchris.png|thumb|The paralells are eerie.]]

Over here, there's another big tree. OVER THERE! Fallen and uprooted.

''[Heavy breathing, slow walking, shaky camera]''

Quite a chasm down there. If that were water, it probably would be a river. A big one.

''[Heavy breathing followed by a burp]''

Goin up a trail, not down the trail. Goin up a trail not down the trail.

I'd care to comment, but you know what? I'd just prefer to marvel on nature and it's revels. A bug buzzing about me. Not busy as a bumble bee.

''[Camera spends prolonged periods of time pointed at the ground, Chris is now gulping air.]''

''[Two pained grunts]''

Whew, a long way up we have gotten.

''[Chris is stumbling with exhaustion and stops midway on the trail]''

Well I think we've reached the end of our trail, not too many ways to go, yeah? We have reached a dead end.
''[Camera clearly shows the trail continuing off to the right, despite Chris's claims to the contrary]''

In just a moment, I'm going to head by to my car. Take a hiking trail of your own, if you will, in your own forrest where there in dwell.

''[Jump Cut]''

Another commentary note, if you will, for down that big trail at that major fork with the clearing, we find an overlook. Let's take a look over.

Hm. Vast glorious view from here. As was portrayed and enjoyed by a Carter family.

''[Chris points the camera at himself. He is simultaneously flushed, pale and drenched with sweat]''

Signing off now, y'all take care and be s-

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2010-10-08T17:17:09Z

Caboose -1: Created page with "Wow. Just...wow.--~~~~"

Wow. Just...wow.--[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 10:17, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

Examples of Chris's Ego

2010-10-08T17:15:23Z

Caboose -1:

Here's an exhaustive list of '''Examples of Chris's Ego''' in the real world and in the Sonichu Comic. The list is so long that it warrants its own page!

==In the real world==

===School===
*[[Manchester High School]] - When Chris graduated from high school, he actually cried because he believed that he deserved a number of artistic awards for his [[Chris and art|artwork]]. By his own admission, he also made a scene and ran out after getting his diploma, eventually having to be consoled by both his [[mother]] and gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen]].
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] - After being expelled for his [[Chris and anger|appalling behavior]] by the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Student's Dean]], Chris felt the need to write to the Then-Standing President of the United-States, [[George W. Bush]]. The idea that a standing President would be willing to use his clout to reverse a local third-rate college's administrative decision is ludicrous at best.

===Public places===
*[[Wal-Mart]] - When asked to cease his solicitation, Chris refused to budge, rambled on in some stupid speech, and actually ''ran''. He would do this again in a [[Target]] soon after, only to be arrested in the process.
*[[The GAMe PLACe]] - Chris acted in this store as if he owned the place. He was rude with the patrons, abused the access to a flat-screen TV and was an all-around pain for the manager, [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place that had [[Eye of Judgement]] cards. Chris has also attempted to incite harassment of employees of the store (using the very fans he had chastised mere weeks earlier), simply because Michael had refused to remove his ban.
*[[McIntire Park]] - During a newscast, Chris happened to pass by a cameraman who was videotaping someone being interviewed. As he did, he flashed his Sonichu [[medallion]] as if to say "Hey, look at me! I'm more important!" Sometime later, he appeared in a town hall meeting over the park itself. He flashed his shitty Sonichu and Rosechu drawing in a bizarre attempt to save it, then tried to interrupt the proceedings with a speech about how he didn't want to pay for a YMCA membership when the recognized speaker made the mistake of referring to him. He was no doubt trying to gain sympathy by noting that it would make an ostensible retard sad to build the YMCA. Chris was promptly and thankfully shot down.

===With people===
*[[Megan Schroeder]] - For the longest time, Chris actually believed that he and Megan were going out as boyfriend and girlfriend. He even attacked someone for getting near Megan. When the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] picture was discovered, Chris actually thought that the reason she was upset was because she wasn't used to sexual things. He then tried to make Megan believe that the bullying from those amongst [[ED]] was MUCH worse than the fact that he did the picture because he was afraid of trying to rape her. He also insisted that he was under much more emotional pain than she was. Chris would later blame ED for the fact that he lost her friendship, not caring it was his fault in the first place.
*[[10 September 2009]] - Chris, in his ever-growing paranoia, automatically assumes that a possible interview from Veronica Belmont of ''PlayStation Magazine Europe'' is a troll due to the fact that the person didn't leave a return number, demanding that if she truly wanted to interview him, she should come ''personally'' to his house... then starts trying to suck up to her just in case it wasn't a troll.
*[[Rejected Mailbag]] - Chris hates being proven wrong, especially about Asperger's and Autism being part of the same spectrum. He also takes issue with letters that point out the flaws in his comic pages, which is interesting considering he has no problem telling fans about the flaws he finds in their fan art, calling it "constructive criticism". He's gone from simply ignoring people correcting his mistake to placing these "offending" letters in his rejected mailbag. Even more, when any of the letters mention the similarities between Autism and Aspergers, he tosses them into his "Autism Mailbag" and whenever someone tries to mention anything else connected to his past, he automatically goes into a "mental block" and refuses to go any further. On 5 December 2009, Chris wrote a long essay that made little sense, which mainly consisted of him bawwing that he was a unique and special snowflake, and that Aspies are faking fakers that take away the specialness of his autism. Despite autism and Asperger's existing in the populace long before he was born, and Chris being a [[virgin with rage]], Chris also states that he [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|"...Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People".]]
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|The Sonichu promotional video]] - In the Part 2 of his video, Chris shows to the camera an elegant drawing of the two main heroes of the comic book made by a fan called Allie. Not only does he proceed to comment "Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her," he presents an actual, sub-par copy of the drawing made by himself as a better version.
*[[Chris and Copyright|Copyright claim against Vivian Gee]] - For the most part, Chris ignored the [[Audiobooks]] that were being made out of his comics. However, when he found out that they were being "sold", Chris issued [[Death threats]] against [[Vivian Gee]]. Threatening to kill her AND [[Clyde Cash|her family]]. He then released his own [[Official Videobooks]], which he believed to be better than Vivian's. These consisted of holding up the TRUE and ORIGINAL pages up to a camera and waving the page around as he stumbled through the dialogue, made childish sound effects, and failed to explain what was actually going on. He excused himself a month later and asked for a quote of 25% out of the donations she received for her hard work. It is worth mentioning that the excuse AND the demand for a share of the profits were in the same e-mail, separated by a single dot.
*[[Jimmy Hill]], [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]]- While Chris is more than willing to declare Sonichu as a parody so he can make his multimedia franchise, he blows his stack whenever someone ''actually'' parodies Sonichu and himself. He threatened "legal action" during the Jimmy Hill saga and went all out to prove himself the True and Honest Chris when Liquid showed up. During the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], when Liquid threatened to go to the police over the Gun Comic, Chris was certain that the police would be more concerned over the fact that someone was impersonating him than the fact that he threatened to murder him. When Alec Benson Leary's Asperchu began to be more popular than Sonichu, Chris decided to pull a number of things, including a moment of "pot calling the kettle black" in which he decries Asperchu as crappy because it was computer drawn.
*[[Father Call]] - When talking to [[Kacey]]'s father, his ego clashed horribly against Matt's attempts to get through to his head, comparing losing a loved one to Chris losing his [[Patti|dog]], declaring that mowing the lawn (a menial task at that) was tough work and utterly missing various cues to people's hardships, such as when Matt told him that his mother pulled weeds while inflicted with arthritis, Chris could only apologize for her having arthritis, not be impressed by the feat.
*[[Evan]] - When Evan created the character "Simonchu" as a joke, Chris took it, turned it into a girl and renamed her "Simonla". When Evan got tired of Chris using the monstrosity, he demanded that he kill her. Chris has refused many times but a [[Mailbag 43|recent Mailbag]] took the cake: he told Evan, in detail, how his Simonchu would try to take back Simonla, how Wild Sonichu would defend and defeat Simonchu and Simonchu would return to Evan's "ECGVille" and say that she didn't want to come back, all under Chris's GDC ("Great Director Chandler") powers.
*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] - Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary icons like Mario and Zelda, would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.
*[[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] - Chris loves to hold some form of superiority over people he doesn't like, and the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|calls Alec made]] to Chris are great examples. Chris calls Alec's art "crappy" several times, his reasoning being that it is drawn with a tablet, and doesn't have the "character" that his own pencil-and-paper methods apparently convey. He also tells Alec he is "obviously naïve" because he ''doesn't'' believe that cartoon and comic book characters have real feelings and hasn't been deceived countless times by trolls, and implies that he thinks Alec is pathetic in a rather snide tone of voice, despite having no real reasons to back this up. Despite Alec actually being genial to him during the first few calls, Chris attempts to insult and demean him anyway, and acts like a child being scorned when Alec inevitably becomes angered by this. In a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|recent call]], Chris actually has the balls to tell Alec that there was a price to pay for making him kill off Simonla - Alec, Evan, Sean and Mao's deaths in the comic.
*[[Bob Chandler]] - On 01 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|twittered]] the sad news that Bob Chandler, Chris's father, was hospitalized with a life-threatening heart condition. Instead of asking for prayers (like many [[Chris and religion|Christians]] do) or putting his comic on hold, he whined about the [[stress]] it caused him and talked about the newest dates for release of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu 11]]. The next day, he released [[02 March 2010|two]] [[Surfshack Tito|videos]]. Neither had any info on or mention of his father or his condition. He didn't even update [[CWCipedia|his website]] or his [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|blog]] with the sad news. Here's the sum of all the love and concern Chris expressed for his Dad: One and a half lines of the 11 tweets he sent that afternoon.<ref>[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Twitter]</ref>
*[[Fans|His own fans]] - Ever since day one, Chris has treated his fanbase like shit. He insulted one of the few fans he had, shrugs his shoulders and says "Whatever" whenever a fan tells him they were going to leave and then he expects them to come to his aid whenever its necessary. When Chris lost his latest [[gal-pal]] due to troll interference, not only did he attack the trolls, he also attacked his fans, claiming that they have no life of their own and comparing them to Mary Lee Walsh in trying to stop him from finding a sweetheart. Hilariously, Chris thinks that he has over a billion fans. Let's put this into perspective: The internet has close to ''two billion users''. Chris thinks he has half of them.
*[[The Wallflower]] - The Wallflower, Chris's latest [[gal-pal]], has been the source of his most recent heartache and anger. In an article in the CWCipedia, Chris shoves the blame on The Wallflower herself, saying that she should never have had a Facebook page or Fanfiction.net page and that, because she refuses to give ''him'' an apology for this, despite the fact it should be ''him'' to ''her'', she will forever hold the guilt of breaking his heart. In addition, Chris claims that the two of them had been seeing each other up until that time when, in actuality, Chris had been [[friend zone]]d once again.
*[[Trolls]] - One of the things that has enraged even casual Christorians is his smugness towards even his trolls. In Chris's own mind, he has came up with the image that they are actually [[homos|homosexual]] [[niggos|blacks]] who are jealous of his work and are slowly becoming autistic by staying on the computer. Furthermore, he has arrived at the belief that they are only jealous of his material goods.
*[[Lars]] - Even though Chris has been known for the longest time to berate [[JERKS|most other males]] for taking all of the [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|Boyfriend-Free Girls]] and leaving none for him, he is more than happy to taunt Lars like a little kid about his breakup with [[Jackie]], acting like he is actually proud of taking her away from him (With liberal use of [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|racist terms]]) and threatening to [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|to kill him]] should he say anything about it. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Now there's something to think about]]. It should be noted that this [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|isn't the first time]] [[SHE IS MINE NOW|he has done this]].

===Online===
*[[CWC's Second Message]] - In what would be his opening attack on trying to get the trolls to remove his page following losing Megan, Chris's opening words, amazingly, were:
{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.}}
*[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]] - Another shining example of Chris's ego in video form: Chris expects, and even '''demands''', respect from everybody, even though Chris has never shown anybody else any kind of respect. Plus, considering all of the things he's done: adding people to his comic so that he can beat them up, [[mass debating]] on camera, discriminating against others because of [[niggos|race]], [[JERKS|gender]], and [[homos|sexual orientation]], spending taxpayer money on [[Kimmi|sex toys]] and [[PS3|video games]], uploading poorly-drawn [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|pictures]] of himself fingering [[Megan]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and then blaming them for her breaking up with him; He's never done anything to warrant the respect of '''anyone'''.
*[[LittleBigPlanet]] - When Chris had shown up on LBP community and posted videos addressed to them, he once again said people "should know him by now". He immediately assumed people would praise him for his levels, especially the "Collector's Case", which he thought was the most original LBP level idea ''ever.''
*[[For G4's Web Soup|Web Soup]] - When Chris learned that one of his videos was featured on an episode, he took it as a good thing, not realizing that the show made fun of people on the Internet.
*[[Sonichu's Edge|Chris]] [[CWCFighter|and]] [[51 50|exercise]] - Many times, Chris has shown his attempts at exercising or performing some sort of strenuous feat. He considered [[Power|lifting up a chair]] to be a great feat of strength, thought that lifting two 12-pack boxes was akin to lifting two 50-pound weights and even showed his "amazing" Parkay skills.
*[[Chris and Wikipedia|Chris and famous people]] - Chris has compared himself to [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo Buonarotti]] in artistic ability. He has also compared himself in ability or personality to President [[Barack Obama]], [[SingStar Challenge|Frank Sinatra]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Bing Crosby]], [[Red Skelton]], Dick van Dyke, [[I Love Lucy|Ricky Ricardo]], and Jaleel White (Who voiced Sonic the Hedgehog in the original three Sonic cartoons). He has also compared himself to many fictional characters such as [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]], Homer Simpson and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. Since free-riding on someone else's talents is nothing new for Chris, he saw no issue into incorporating known people in [[Chandler Family Tree|his family tree]]. This is how [[Anne Boleyn]], [[Daniel Weston]] and an unknown [[Cherokian Clan| Cherokee fellow]] appeared in his ancestry for no logical reason whatsoever. He pushed the audacity to edit many [[Wikipedia]] pages to validate his hubris. All entries have been redacted and he was banned from the site.
*[[Chris E-Mails]] - Chris's massive ego manifests itself eagerly through his correspondence with other people. For example, he e-mailed the O'Reilly Factor, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News at least twice, telling them about his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Not only did he outright expect them to report on it and give it extensive television coverage, but he expected the FBI (which he also believed was apparently part of the crew for the news shows) to go after Jason Kendrick Howell. Other examples include that while he apologized to Megan for drawing [[shecameforcwc.jpg]], he told her that she owed him money and that he tried to coax [[Anna McLerran]] and Megan into vandalizing his ED page for him. He also believed that people thought their ranking on his [[Scale of Respect]] was of the utmost importance, as illustrated by his correspondence with Mary Lee Walsh.
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)|Chris and his ED Page]] - Since Chris is a known narcissistic loon, he never liked mirrors of any kind. When the [[Jason Kendrick Howell|nice folks]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] found him, they couldn't resist the urge to satirize his own existence. Said article turned into a circus whereby [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|he tried to retract, modify, erase]] and even supply the page with [[shecameforcwc.jpg|new]] [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|material]]. In 17 [[December 2009]], he went as far as copying the main article page out of ED and edited out at his convenience.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Chris_chan]</ref>
*[[CWCipedia|Chris and his own webpage]] - When Chris was given his own webpage, he found himself bombarded with gay ads, all paid for by [[Jack Thaddeus]]. After dealing with this for months on end, Chris finally had enough and proclaimed that he wrote to currently-standing President Barack Obama in an attempt to make gay ads illegal, despite the fact that this kind of ad is still protected under free speech and even if he got the letter, there's a slim (read: zero) chance that Obama will actually listen to his whiny, fat ass. While addressing the matter, Chris proclaims himself ''the captain of this boat'' and says that without him, CWCipedia would not exist, implying that he does all the hard work on the website, ignoring all of the Sysop's efforts. In fact, CWCipedia was a privilege given to Chris and not at all something that he came up with. Chris has taken this to an absolute extreme, going as far as to suggest that he is the "Captain" of CWCipedia.
*[[Sonichu Forum|Chris and the Sonichu Forum]] - When Chris discovered a troll site filed with people pretending to be Sonichu fans, he used it to it's maximum possible extent. The notorious [[Mailbag 50]] was made using hand-picked posts from the forum, selected for their copious amounts of ass-kissing. When one troll suggested that Chris [[Sonichu Forum#Chris doesn't own a mirror|wasn't much of a catch IRL]], Chris responded with anger, demanding to know what could possibly make them think that he was anything less than awesome.
*[[CWCki|Chris and the CWCki]] - On 10 March 2010, Chris ended up discovering the CWCki due to the fiasco that lead to his breakup with [[The Wallflower]]. He demanded that all pages concerning him, his family and friends be altered or [[death threats|there would be trouble.]] Noticing the Wallflower's page altered, he took credit for it, not realizing that she had demanded it much earlier and had nothing to do with his earlier rant.
*[[Chris and the Internet|Leaving the Internet]] - No fewer than ''five times'', Chris has boldly claimed that he was "distancing himself from the Internet", that the only way he would be seen would be outside. However, Chris has always returned, anywhere from 36 hours to two weeks after making this bold claim. In a hypocritical sense, Chris hasn't left the Internet - he's left the parts that he doesn't like anymore.
*[[Flipnote Hatena]] - After "distancing himself from the Internet", Chris decided to bide his time on Flipnote Hatena, a website that allows him to post animated creations from the Nintendo DSi program Flipnote Studio. So far, Chris has used it to spread his word over how to deal with trolls by butchering a humorous music video, thinking its creator was thinking the same thing he was, and by creating a set of "tags", listing out a bunch of lies. At the end of [[An Ol' Classic Dream]], he demands that his brainwashed, obedient fanbase give him 5 million stars in exchange for an uncensored version of the already raunchy video. When mods took down his flipnotes, Chris would put them back on, disable comments on his page, then reallow them, posting a flipnote that should be him apologizing for doing so, but talked more about the trolls and his "Internet Rep" than an actual apology.
*[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|Trollbusters]] - After returning to the Internet, Chris comes up with the idea for a "Trollbusters" group, having made shirts and cars on [[ModNation Racers]]. All of this was done so he can make the Internet safe for himself. Searches through Google, though, reveal that there have been other Trollbuster attempts in the past by other people and, most likely like this one, were doomed to [[fail]].

===Contests===
*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] - in an attempt to win a contest involving the animated avian lawyer, Chris went to great lengths to talk about himself, his rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Sonichu]], but very, ''very'' little about Birdman himself.
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] - After losing the contest to [[Adam Stackhouse]], Chris would have a major hissy-fit over the loss, proclaiming even the slightest mistake as cheating, despite the fact that Chris himself had broken numerous rules in the process. Even worse, he attempted to fabricate the Playstation webpage to show that he himself had won and not Adam.
*[[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]] - After [[trolls]] caused Chris to win the contest in a misguided attempt to troll the entire gaming community, Chris vowed to spend his winnings (a $400 USD gift card) with his church. Instead, he barely spent half of it towards the church, taking the rest (approximately over 200 dollars) for himself.

===Other===
*[[Mumble 3]] - While talking to Clyde, Chris tells him that the reason why he doesn't have a job is because he has so many awesome skills, he just can't choose one.
*[[Mumble 4]] - When Clyde asks Chris what kind of job he thinks he's qualified for, Chris says, "If anything, I'm overqualified...[for] every type of job available!"
*[[Chris and Health]] - Chris hates to be called fat. Deep in his mind, he honestly thinks he's the same somewhat skinny child he was ten years ago, despite the fact that he has a gut and his hairline's retreating at an alarming rate. While he refuses to accept his baldness, he actually is claiming to be working on his gut. Beyond that, he refuses ''professional'' psychological help and honestly believes stuff such as autism and homosexuality are easily caught diseases.
*[[Homos|Homosexuality]] - Chris actually believes that homosexuality is a disease like AIDS or even the common cold. In his comics, he takes a page out of [[Family Guy]] and helps create the cure for homosexuality. Since it questions his own sexuality, he seeks to punish those who are in same-sex relations within CWCVille as well.
*[[CWC Blog#7 January 2010|His Birthday]] - Chris feels that his birthdate (24 February) should be a [[Examples of Chris's Ego#Christian Love Day|national holiday]]; a "Second Day of Love" for [[Chris and his Ego|no valid reason whatsoever]].
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|His Church]] - In a recent [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|call to arms against Asperchu]], Chris believe he can use his current congregation as a personal army.
*[[Copyright|His copyright]] - If there is one thing Chris takes pride in, it's his "official" Sonichu copyright. With this, he feels as if he can actually make his multimedia empire with no one to stop him. When he first got the paperwork, he boasted it not even a day after he lost Kacey to Liquid Chris, more or less telling her she got stuck with a loser. He also attempted to set up a bunch of videos trying to sell Sonichu to other companies. In his second "I'm leaving the Internet FOREVER" video, he uses the copyright again to boast that he has won over the trolls.
* [[Car Pranks|His answering machine]] - When a number of trolls attempted to call Chris over a Craigslist listing of his car, one of the calls got to his answering machine. The recorded message says that his lawyers and a doctor of some sort advises him not to take any interviews due to too much information being leaked, then calls the trolls "trollin' stupid."
* [[100 2178|Greene County School Board]] - In one video, Chris proclaims that the Greene County School Board, who sought to help Chris when he was younger, initiated a massive conspiracy against him in order to keep him in his "autistic shell". This also included paying off a Realtor to keep their house from being sold and paying off Michael Snyder to keep him out of the GAMe PLACe.
*In a [[Media:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|one-page spread]] designed to spread awareness of the victims of the earthquake in Haiti, Chris drew all the human victims being dwarfed by four and a half foot tall hedgehogs. The human children, sitting beside [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|a bunch of furry runts]], are to scale less than a foot tall. Topping it all off was the inclusion of Simonchu in order to spite [[Evan]]. To Chris, it's more important that his (stolen) recolor abominations have more exposure than the people he's trying to help.
*Similarly, the [[:File:Sonichu_Rosechu_Save_McIntire_by_Cwcipedia.jpg|poster]] ostensibly designed to be a protest sign features the aforementioned recolors more prominently than the [[McIntire Park|message]] of the sign.
*[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessings]] - Much like his lord and master GodJesus, Chris believes he has the power to forgive those who have sinned against him, essentially the opposite of his [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack. Apparently, Chris is so arrogant, he thinks he can use his [[Chris and religion|retard magic]] to cleanse the souls of the [[trolls|wicked mortals]] who dare to play [[Kick the Autistic]] instead of worshipping him, and has done so [[One Blessing, and One Curse|on]] [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour|numerous]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|occasions]].

==In the comic==

{{quote|I did an AWESOME FUCKIN' JOB|Chris}}

While [[Issue 0]] and [[Issue 1]] do focus on Sonichu, [[Chris-Chan]] takes over as the main character throughout [[Issue 2]], [[Sonichu 5|Issue 5]], [[Sonichu 6|Issue 6]] and [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] as a supporting character, and even when he does appear, he's shouting some retarded praises about Chris. [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]] and [[Sonichu 9|Issue 9]] see Sonichu taking back his major role as the main character, but he's basically just a Mary-Sue analogy for Chris. The main story arc of [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]] is the resurgence of Chris and his elimination of every enemy he has so far. He also portrays himself as skinny and handsome (although this doesn't happen till said ''Issue 2'') and will pull powers out of his ass. He even makes several episodes that dramatize events he had in real-life, with the extreme self-indulgement fantasies that are described below.

Chris's ego is in full bloom in the comics. The name of the city in which he and his Electric Hedgehog Pokemon strive to protect is known as [[CWCVille]]. The city's currency is C-Quarters and W-Quarters. One of the major drinks in this city is known as [[CWC Cola]]. The radio station is called "K-CWC"... the hotel is called the "Double CWC" ... even his [[Wikipedia:Hyrule|Hyrule]] ripoff is called "[[RuleCWC]]". Basically, everything is named after Chris. The Sonichus and Rosechus he created proclaim him "father". No one in his city cares if he slacks off from his job as Mayor. He even goes so far as to proclaim that there are no elections when he proclaims [[BILLY MAYS]] is NOT the True and Honest mayor of CWCville.

===Instances of Chris's ego in the comics===
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|An entire book of Chris hurting people he hates]]
*'''[[''Sonichu'' #0]]:''' While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself, Sonichu tries to make a point about how "[[lie|creative]]" the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of [[fail]].
*'''[[''Sonichu'' #1]]:''' Again, Chris's existence in the comics is very minor, confined to Sub-Episodes and a sudden appearance, mocking how ridiculous a singing and dancing [[Robotnik]] is.
*'''[[''Sonichu'' #2]]:''' His portrayal of [[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wes-Li]] counts; despite not really knowing Chris in [[Chris and Reality|real life]] he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws [[Sarah]] pinning Wes-Li to a tree & breaking up with him, just because she thought Chris being jealous of her was sweet. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essentially tells Wes to "buck up", even though he's the first one to make a scream when he lost a [[Hannah|one-time date]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also appears as a villain.
*'''[[''Sonichu'' #3]]:''' This issue has a semi-fictionalized account of an incident Chris had with the managers of McDonald's. He was loitering and soliciting, and they threw him out. In his comic book, however, Chris exclaims that the Jerkops are conspiring against him, preventing him from finding true love. He turns into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and defeats them with the help of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who admits he only helped because Chris was his creator.
*'''[[''Sonichu'' #4]]:''' It's all about Chris here. Sonichu and Rosechu are nowhere to be seen, except for one cameo each in separate sub-episodes. This issue was all about Chris's semi-fictionalized misadventures at Wal-Mart, Target and McDonald's, and pitted him constantly against the Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh, for they dare to interfere with his [[Love Quest]]. Unlike IRL, Chris can (and does) pwn them in the fantasy world of his comics. This issue also includes the account of Chris's encounter with IRL troll [[Hannah]], who raised his [[heart level]] to 100% just to smash it down to 15%.
[[Image:Sammyandchris.jpg|thumb|Chris as he is vs. Chris as he sees himself.]]
*'''[[''Sonichu'' #5]]:''' This issue has Chris write Sarah Hammer out of the comic so he could focus exclusively on [[Megan Schroeder]], the new object of his desire. While Sarah did marry a man named [[William Spicer]], Chris was not present at her wedding, and had never met Spicer, as he was represented in the comic by a generic [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] character. The next episode has Chris fawning over Megan, and she over him. However, in reality, Megan saw Chris only as a friend, and was constantly rebuffing his advances. The episode features two different endings because Megan either did not like the original ending or objected to being featured in the comic at all.
*'''[[''Sonichu'' #6]]:''' The [[Patti Chandler]] Memorial Issue, where his dead dog becomes a member of CWCville. In the only other episode in this issue, Chris has [[Bionic]] ask him to create a sweetheart for him, but Chris, being a lazy fuck, hooks him up with Megan's character, [[Megagi]]. Chris would later claim Megan's character as his own.
*'''[[''Sonichu'' #7]]:''' Chris is envious of Bionic's ability to screw Megagi until Megan holds his hand, again implying romance where none exists. This issue contains the stupid time-travel plot where they go back in time to the the moment Chris created Bionic, and the scene randomly segues into a [[Family Guy]] style scene he gives Seth McFarlane full permission to use (Coincidentally, or not, the first few minutes of the ''Road to Germany'' episode of Family Guy bears a close resemblance to this "skitch"). After Chris gets trapped in the time void, he mixes both fake memories from the comic with real ones, like Megan "dumping" him and his denial of having drawn [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] (he blames it on [[ED]], even though he was the one that drew it and uploaded it onto that site), Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of CWCville and her defeat at the hands of the Sonichus and Rosechus, and [[Joshua Martinez]] hooking him up with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. In the other episode, he introduces his Sweetheart-of-the-moment Blanca and her creation [[Jiggliami]] (who Chris would later claim as his own), as well as featuring an interview with anti-troll [[Robert Simmons V]] about how awesome Chris is.
[[Image:Momentary Escape.JPG|thumb|Chris rends space time asunder to punch some guy. On the plus side, that does look a little bit like him.]]
*'''[[''Sonichu'' #8]]:''' While free of Chris the character, the comic was not free of Chris's warped psyche. He drew a sex scene between Sonichu and Rosechu for no other reason than to draw porn of his characters, and gave a detailed account of their reproductive systems. Remember, Sonichu is supposed to be a children's comic, as Chris has stated numerous times. After having his characters have sex for the fifty billionth time, he inserts the hideous [[Rule 34]] he drew into the storyline by having Rosechu come across it while using the internet. In a blatant display of Mary Sueism, Chris uses Sonichu to comment on his hideous drawings by saying that they are "so lifelike", and he also has Sonichu gag and barf at the sight of fan drawings from Chris's ED page of Rosechu with a "pickle". Next there are multiple (traced) nude images of Rosechu, which the plot indicates is to prove that she doesn't have a "pickle". Later on, after Sonichu and Rosechu storm [[4-cent_garbage.com]] (which is a thinly veiled portrayal of ED), she strips again and face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] (the guy who created Chris's ED page), putting him into a state close to death. Even later, all the Rosechus in the comics decide to strip for "[[Women's Rights]]"...well, all except [[Zapina|one underaged one]], who can't strip because of the "[[Chris and sex#pedophilia|dumb laws]]". It must be noted that this entire storyline was a result of Chris being trolled hard by the people over at ED, who drew fan art of Rosechu with a dick to make Chris RAGE...and RAGE he did. An epilogue has former sweetheart [[Sarah Jackson]] killed by [[Optimus Prime]]; another former sweetheart, [[Blanca]], returned to Kentucky and her boyfriend (which makes no fucking sense storyline wise; truth is that she was a troll and Chris failed at writing her out); a two sentence memorial to [[Ryan Cash]]; and a dedication to Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[PandaHalo]].
[[Image:Billboard.JPG|thumb|They're better off without him.]]
*'''[[''Sonichu'' #9]]:''' Lacking Sonichu to use as his mouthpiece, Chris invented [[Reginald Sneasel]] to use as his stand-in during the first episode, and Reginald even goes to retarded lengths to break up a romance between [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]] in a similar way that Chris meddled with Wes and Sarah. After Reginald's plan fails, [[Angelica Rosechu]] approaches him, and they quickly jump into the sack together, echoing Chris's own belief that the woman must make the first move (out of pity) and put out as soon as possible. This episode also introduces Chris's retarded [[Dating Education]] concept and applies it to his characters. Chris also inserts his Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[Ivy]] into the comics in a plotline that goes nowhere, and has a thinly-veiled version of former sweetheart Sarah Jackson as the Date Ed teacher. Chris then makes a callous reference to Sarah's death by Optimus Prime via a representation of her sister Rita. When Rita informs the class about her sister's death, the assorted characters appear to not give a fuck, nor do they make any attempt to console the poor grieving woman that is now stuck teaching their class. Also in Sonichu 9, Chris depicts PandaHalo dying in a fire. He seems to think this is a fitting tribute. He also shopped a caricature of himself onto a billboard in the background, with a caption begging him to return to the mayor's office. Recent additions have shown the addition of a Power Rangers team, the CWC-Power Rangers, as well as a gruesome description of Ivy dying by being hanged as well as BILLY MAYS falling to his death trying to save her.
*'''[[''Sonichu'' #10]]''' With Chris back in the saddle, he proceeds with his master plan to get rid of all of those who troubled him in real life. Even worse, he apparently was able to deceive his future wife into think he was his future self and did the nasty with her. On top of this, he proclaims that he helped create the cure for homosexuality and plans to bring about straightness by stealing all those vaccines, bringing them to the present and distributing them right there! Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some "devil trolls", but can't resist imitating Zorro and spelling "CWC" in the air with his epic blows and kicks (this could be a trifecta: unoriginal, egotistic ''and'' physically implausible). As the comic continues on, he attacks the 4-cent_garbage HQ, he uses the characters [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[Beel]] to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being homo trolls who "slander and tarnish an innocent man's good name", the proceeds to make the latter two jump to their deaths, just as he wishes. Even more, he destroys the building, kills about 200 trolls and proclaims that both ED and 4-cent_garbage's websites were lost forever, despite the fact that most websites nowadays have back ups waiting for just such an emergency. Soon after, Magi-Chan returns from the future, reporting that the gay vaccine has/will be proven to be a worldwide success and that [[1982|February 24th]], 2009, (Chris's sense of time is legendary) will be be proclaimed Christian Love Day in his honor. Yes, really. And then Chris immediately manages to top this when his God complex manifests itself in the form of [[Collosal Chan]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]]. Both are portrayed as blatantly messianic figures, especially Ultra Sonichu who works like Chris's version of Jesus who saves [[Asperchu]] characters from "[[Liquid Chris|The False God In Brown Strips]]" and Aspergers by granting them the forgiveness of Chris, which can only be received by praying to him. Chris later denied that he tried to set himself up as God, but at the same time he more than insinuated that he is just as awesome. Later in the issue, as he issues an apology over what he had done concerning Asperchu, he puts Alec, Mao, Evan and Sean on a mock trial for the murder of Simonla Rosechu, pull evidence out of their asses and get them sentenced to death, two of which Chris participates in!
*'''[[Sonichu Special 4]]:''' Chris steals [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]] for "not treating her right", bursts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), and friggin' shoots a disarmed Liquid with a [[Megatron pistol|gun]], and draws Kacey's military family telling praises about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid.

==Christian Love Day==

[[Image:Love-Day.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magi-Chan]] describes Failmas, and expresses his severe disappointment with a startling lack of accuracy. ]]
'''Christian Love Day''' is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris in the CWC blog entry of 7 January, 2010. It made an appearance in [[Sonichu 10]] on the same day. As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February, 2009 [[Magi-Chan]] completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world. "[[Chris and religion|Thanks to the blood of Christian Weston Chandler]]," all Homosexuality and (in a startling display of overkill) [[Megan Schroeder|Asexuality]] are eradicated. Chris uses this as an excuse for a second Valentines day late in the month. Presumably, the day will be celebrated with unabashed, BUT STRAIGHT, monkey sex.

===Significance===

{{quote|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday. |[[Chris]], in his [[CWC Blog]] for 7 January, 2010}}

Chris bases the holiday not only on his horrifically misguided and disturbing Gay Holocaust, but grants it full significance for being his birthday. Chris actually believes a milestone date in his amateur webcomic should be celebrated worldwide, because he "feels" like it should, especially since it "feels" like a holiday to him (neglecting that everyone tends to view their own birthday as a holiday). He attempts to mask this fact with ill-researched hear-say. The "forgettable" holiday occurring on the 24th is [[Wikipedia:Flag_Day_in_Mexico|Mexican Flag Day]], celebrated at most with a flag ceremony in elementary schools and maybe a short lecture on the history of the Mexican flag. This is notable for being both a minor, yet momentous holiday, doubly defeating Chris's point. On a historical note, it was the same day the [[Wikipedia:February_24#Events|Nazi Party]] was founded, way back in 1920.

Interesting to note is the celebration of a "man"(child) giving his [[Navy|"blood"]] to "save" the population of the [[CWCville|Earth]] from [[Homosexuality|"damnation"]]. [[Chris and religion|Chris thinks he's Jesus]]. Big surprise.

===The Declaration===
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|250px|True and Original Declaration of the Christian Love Day]]
{{quote|Good morning. In less than an hour, Sonichu fans from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today the Sonichu fans declared what wuv was. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, totally not [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] the movie ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_%28film%29 Independence Day]''}}

Chris is so engrossed by the idea that he went as far as [[Christian Love Day (video)|making a video]] for the occasion, asking his [[trolls|army of fans]] to celebrate his hubris. And to remove any doubt about the issue, he [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|admitted to Alec Benson Leary]] that he does indeed believe he is important enough to have his birthday celebrated across the country. On the other side, he denies ever writing the declaration, claiming a [[Troll|friend]] did it for him, and says he saw the movie ''Independence Day'' only once.

{{clear}}

==References==
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==See Also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Sub-Episodes]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Talk:100 2267

2010-10-08T17:10:23Z

Caboose -1: /* THAT FACE */

Anyone transcribing? Guess I'll give it a go...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:24, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Oh sorry man, I just did. I'll add it to the page but there were a couple of words I didn't guess, like at 00:24. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 15:27, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Just edited it with the template from the previous video...edited a but of corect stuff in there someone else take care of it I'm off to tranbscribe another video he just uploaded.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 16:04, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

I fixed up the transcription [[User:StarryNight|StarryNight]] 15:41, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

I'm pretty sure it's "following" not "wallowing", but Chris does pronounce his Fs like a retard. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:15, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

I still think he's saying "wallowing," as he's always seemed to believe that trolls are sand, pathetic people who are unhappy with their own lives and only troll Chris to make themselves feel better. His mouth doesn't even come close to forming the letter F [[User:StarryNight|StarryNight]] 19:41, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Oh dear god, Is Chris referencing The Boss? His "Kill me Clyde Cash". --[[User:Radiant Price|Radiant Price]] 16:17, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

What does a "one cent daughter" even mean? Why is he insulting Panda's and Clyde's kid? --[[User:DamianAntaria|DamianAntaria]] 19:10, 7 October 2010

:Her name is Penny. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 18:41, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

:: "one cent daughter" is some kind of insult that Chris formed in his mind and thinks that it sounds good. Think of his "Laugh's Under Lucricities" line. There's no specific meaning to it, other than to upset Clyde. The fact that he would go as low as to insult a baby is worth noting however. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 08:39, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

==The Pity shirt==
It doesn't have a picture of it in the gallery, i'll add one myself but i don't have the template--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:15, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

==THAT FACE==

LOOK AT THAT FACE GODDAMN [[User:EtonpilfAnetah|EtonpilfAnetah]] 08:39, 8 October 2010 (PDT)
:Useless post is useless. Please refrain from doing it again (admins are cracking down on it). --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 10:10, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:100 2270

2010-10-08T17:05:28Z

Caboose -1: /* British? */ (not a forum for faggotry)

Transcribing...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:40, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
*Can the transcriber please put in the discussion when they are transcribing so that multiple people don't transcribe...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:54, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
*Sorry brah, try being quicker ;P Nah, I kid. But seriously. And I have a name. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:07, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
==Same person?==
Unless I'm missing something, he seems to think Alec Benson Leary and Liquid are the same person. Worth mentioning I guess. [[User:I Love Little Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 15:49, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
* Actually he's imitating Liquid imitating Alec Benson Leary. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 16:22, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
**I think he's alternating between the two. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 16:28, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
***ThatMan is right, he's imitating Liquid impersonating Alec.
****As he's impersonating Liquid, it seems that he's wearing a paper construction the famous Brown Shirt of the Impostor and not the clown shirt as indicated by the video description. Should this be changed?--[[User:Samuel|Samuel]] 09:22, 8 October 2010 (PDT)

== British? ==

Are you sure Chris is trying to do a British accent in this one? Neither Alec nor Liquid are English, and he's saying he's from Pennsylvania (or, indeed, Philadelphia). It sounds to me like he's trying to imitate what he considers to be a nasal quality in Liquid's voice. --[[User:Radishchu|Radishchu]] 16:14, 7 October 2010 (PDT)
*Yeh, that's probably more accurate. To me it seems like he's poorly imitating Eric Cartman's voice from South Park. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 16:22, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

* Think I'll edit it if nobody minds. I really don't think it is an English accent, even by Chris' standards. --[[User:Radishchu|Radishchu]] 16:45, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

== Identity ==
Maybe it should be noted that Chris claims he doesn't know himself cause he doesn't have a page, though this is more likely him saying he has no idea who this guy is. --[[SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 23:02, 7 October 2010 (EST)

100 2270

2010-10-08T01:42:55Z

Caboose -1: Seems much more likely

'''100 2270''' is the third of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In it, he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a strange, nasally, voice in an attempt to mock him. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his assumed, Eric Cartman-like accent does nothing to aid his insults.

Chris appears to randomly switch impersonations to one of [[Liquid Chris]] about midway through the video without changing his voice at all. He also proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], right?

Chris also claims AlecLiquid is from [[Wikipedia:Philadelphia, PA|Philadelphia, PA]], whereas Alec is actually from Minnesota and Liquid hails from Washington DC.

Chris continues the trend of using construction paper props, and the [[Asperchu Medallion]] makes a reappearance in this video.

{{-}}
==Video==
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| name = 100 2270
| video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}
| previous = [[100 2269]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcription ===

''[Chris's face is partially obscured by darkness due to the lighting in his room. A large piece of cardboard with horizontal orange and grey stripes covers most of his chest. The Asperchu medallion is visible around his neck.]''

''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. [[Things Chris has ripped off|I don't have any originality]], or idea points because I never put up a page of my own! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, ''[grabs Asperchu medallion]'' I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, [[Chris and Art|I draw teeeerrribly]], ''[mimes drawing]'' I draw everything in squares, I put [[homos]]exual drawings in the background, [[Death threats|I kill everybody!]] I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, ''[flails arms and shifts from foot to foot]'' I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original!

''[pauses for breath]''

Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is [[Kacey]], ''[more arm-flailing]'' except we're married now! And [[Chris and his ego|she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler]], who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, [[Honor roll|I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania!]] Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.

Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!

''[Pause]''

[[Britney Spears|Hey baby hit me one more time!]] I done it from my head! Bye now!

==See also==
*[[100 2267]]
*[[100 2269]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2269]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

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2010-10-07T19:19:31Z

Caboose -1:

I just had to ask for one of Grimace (._.) [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 09:34 Oct 7th, 2010 (EST)

It looks like Barney and Chris had freaky buttsex and one of them gave birth to this...thing. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 12:19, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

File talk:Creep.jpg

2010-10-07T19:19:18Z

Caboose -1:

I just had to ask for one of Grimace (._.) [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 09:34 Oct 7th, 2010 (EST)
It looks like Barney and Chris had freaky buttsex and one of them gave birth to this...thing. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 12:19, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

CWCki talk:Community Portal

2010-10-04T05:33:12Z

Caboose -1:

are there any other pages that need adding? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 22:30, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*Maybe either a general user decision area or a general talk area? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 04:56, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
* I agree with Eniggy, there should be a general discussion area for users to discuss general topics on Chrissy boy and his latest exploits. Please Coggy, make this a reality! --[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 23:47, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

this thing was a failure, i suggest merging everything back EXCEPT for speculation. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:03, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:Also I demand a new admin besides champ because he's not here a lot now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:03, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
::Just someone who's on here a lot or someone with web editing experience? You could see if someone like Anonymax would do it, he does tons of editing on here everyday. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:33, 3 October 2010 (PDT)

CWCki:General

2010-10-03T05:03:18Z

Caboose -1: /* getting rid of the fan works section */

Talk:Lars Is Jivin'.MP4

2010-10-03T04:58:05Z

Caboose -1: /* On a boat, motherfucker, on a motherfucking boat */

if no one else wants to im gonna get to transcribin' dis...BITCH! --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 17:45, 30 September 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!
*and done, except for that part after he throws the tape dispenser where he picks up the camera and says stuff that i can't hear. if anyone wants to try and figure out what the hell he's saying, by my guest. --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 17:49, 30 September 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

I feel like this is the "Part 2" of something. Maybe the manchild dint figured a way to post them in order. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:55, 30 September 2010 (PDT)
* These which were uploaded a few days ago: [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]] and [[New Address]] [[User:Arius|Arius]] 18:12, 30 September 2010 (PDT)
:* Nice theory. I just forgot that Chris is the type of moron who thinks that everyone follows his words to the letter. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:23, 30 September 2010 (PDT)
::That's sarcasm, right Griffintown? Tell me you didn't just type that sentence straight-faced on the CWCki of all places...-[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 23:12, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

Damn Chris pulled that video super quick [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 19:17, 30 September 2010 (PDT)
:Awh... somebody mirror that shit... though it sounds like it was particularly short, and not very informative; no shit's too minor. maybe he's finally gotten to checkign shit after he uploads them?--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 19:43, 30 September 2010 (PDT)
::I managed to recover the video from my browser cache - just switched the links over. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:55, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

== Them gifs in thumbs ain't no wokin' fr me ==

:( --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:23, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:* Dint work for me neither. Dint work in the thumbnail or in a "shrunk" format. the original is working, if used full-size. My mad editing skillz don't work on this issue. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:17, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
::*It works for me. Maybe it's your browser.--[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 07:08, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:::They usually won't animoot if you resize the in-line image. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:44, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
::::Yeah, I couldn't get it to animate properly when I put it up. Now it's been replaced by a black man. That's affirmative action for you. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 09:22, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:::::...You don't read Asperchu do you? That black man is Jivin, one of Asperchu's joy-boys. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 11:10, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
::::::I know who Jivin is. *stress sigh* --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 12:08, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

== Quality is worse ==

I noticed the video and audio quality is as bad as it was last year. Is Chris using his older PS Eye or is it because of the MP4 file format? I know MP4 quality is horrible compared to MOV. --[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:10, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:He edited the video, so it's probably due to that. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:40, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

== Boy ==

He is using sterotypically "black" words but I really don't think that he means "boy" to be a racial slur. I've heard many people, generally older, refer to younger men this way to put them in there place. I know that since Chris lives in the South he may have heard the racist version of it, also used to put people "in their place", but I just don't think it was his intention. After all it is a very old usage of the word and black people do use the word "boy" as well. I think he is just stupidly parroting things he's heard black people say. If he wanted to be racist he'd have said nigger like he did with Tito.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 19:52, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

== On a boat, motherfucker, on a motherfucking boat ==

The Context of these supposed boats suggest model kit boats (not an actual yacht or boat, as may be within the "Gangsta Rapper" paradigm), which would be an upper-class hobby for anybody, irrelivant to race. Think it's worth mentioning? --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 20:42, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
*Or maybe Lars is an aspie... Or perhaps boats are an allegory for the PS3 and Chris is oblivious to the irony of what he's saying. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 20:46, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
**Sooooo, what I was saying in Chris and Hypocrisy? Of course, unlike his games and such, model boats are meant to be collected and not played with or anything, like, lets say, antique swords. But supposing this is real, there is a problem when people leave you because you spend all your money on model boats. But this isn't about him, this is about Chris. --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 23:50, 2 October 2010
::*Crass hit the nail on the head with suggesting it's an allegory. Serenity, never assume anything going on with Chris and a sweetheart is real. And Xavier, it does seem that way; add it to Chris and Race if you want. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:58, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Lars Is Jivin'.MP4

2010-10-03T04:53:55Z

Caboose -1: Don't point it out, just DO IT.

Talk:Lars Is Jivin'.MP4

2010-10-01T18:10:54Z

Caboose -1: /* Them gifs in thumbs ain't no wokin' fr me */

Talk:Lars Is Jivin'.MP4

2010-10-01T14:08:19Z

Caboose -1: /* Them gifs in thumbs ain't no wokin' fr me */

Talk:New Address

2010-09-28T04:49:05Z

Caboose -1: /* We need to get these emails */

I'll just transcribe this.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:03, 27 September 2010 (PDT)

== The Meaning of "New Address"...? ==

What exactly could he mean by the video's name being "New Address"? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 17:22, 27 September 2010 (PDT)
*That he's addressing Lars and it's new? --[[User:Kam36|Kam36]] 17:27, 27 September 2010 (PDT)
:*That's as good an explanation as any. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 20:48, 27 September 2010 (PDT)

== We need to get these emails ==

First he makes fun of yet another tragedy, and now here he is threatening some guy? If we could just get those e-mails, we'd be able to see if Chris is just being a little kid and bragging that [[Kacey|he finally stole someone's girlfriend away from someone else]] or if there's more to this than meets the eye. But in either case, I doubt Lars would be afraid of some fatass manchild waving around Legos.

Seriously, we need to see if we can get those e-mails. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 19:12, 27 September 2010 (PDT)

*Shut up. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 19:16, 27 September 2010 (PDT)
*What Crass is trying to say is: be patient. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:49, 27 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Anti Troll Movement Video1

2010-09-27T06:22:08Z

Caboose -1:

I'll take a break from transcribing some other BITCH to transcribe this. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 20:11, 26 September 2010 (PDT)
:Good work, now if you'll excuse me for just one second...
{{Not A Forum}}
--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:39, 26 September 2010 (PDT)
== Oh my- ==

Somebody tell that 8-Bit guy from Flipnote Hatena that Chris didn't get the memo on the meaning of the song. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:25, 26 September 2010 (PDT)
:This song is older than that even: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAUTXrF5_jQ Note the username. Not sure if it's the original or not but it could partially explain Chris' fascination with the song. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:22, 26 September 2010 (PDT)

==Frustrated==

Does anyone else have the urge to smash 9000 light tubes across Chris-Chan's face? [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 20:36, 26 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Wallflower E-mails 1

2010-09-26T04:53:29Z

Caboose -1: Dates have been put in

I'll let you guys know when I'm finished uploading these. These are formatted like shit. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:26, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

I'll split up the article. I think this works best in 3 acts. Act 1: Intro. Act 2: Owls. Act 3: The end. This part is through. Have at it. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:31, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

If chris doesn't believe I fucked The Wallflower now, idk what will. [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 00:55, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

:Like the ancient Hawaiians used to say: Even the thickest coconut will break if hit with a big enough rock.--[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 12:43, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV

2010-09-26T00:41:21Z

Caboose -1:

Slugged in a transcription, couldn't make out one part though. /r/ help with "And today was our anniversary this 25th of September b... OH NO! What's that? A <site pert?>? Aaaah!!". It looks like another boat or a pier or something. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 16:32, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

== T-shirt ==

The t-shirt isn't plain white. It has some red logo/writing on it, which is most visible near the end of the video. Kudos to anyone able to work it out. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:59, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:It says Brick Fest 2005 or 2006, June 9-17, and a URL at the bottom. Seems like some promotional item for Lego. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:08, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
::It is from 2000, I'm pretty sure near the end you can clearly see "000" after the fold in this shirt. [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/front-detail.jpg closeup of what it probably says,] [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/front.jpg front], [http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/kl/brickfest/tshirts/back.jpg back]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:13, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
:::[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrickFest BrickFest] is an unofficial LEGO convention which is usually held in Virginia - I guess this is another convention that Chris has attended.--[[User:BADavid|BADavid]] 16:14, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
::::Although in this case, the shirt Chris is wearing has "Washington" written on it (I saw it at around 50 seconds+). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:18, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

::::Comic sans logo fail --[[User:Bentduck|Bentduck]] 17:22, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
And I thought Chris couldn't sink any lower.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 16:26, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

==New hairdo==
It would seem that Chris has resorted to just letting his hair grow out to hide his receding hairline. Think this may be because of his new sweetheart or because everyone keeps mentioning it? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:41, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Wallflower E-mails 1

2010-09-25T19:44:03Z

Caboose -1:

Talk:Wallflower E-mails 1

2010-09-25T19:43:21Z

Caboose -1:

I'll let you guys know when I'm finished uploading these. These are formatted like shit. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:26, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

I'll split up the article. I think this works best in 3 acts. Act 1: Intro. Act 2: Owls. Act 3: The end. This part is through. Have at it. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:31, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

If chris doesn't believe I fucked The Wallflower now, idk what will. [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 00:55, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

:Like the ancient Hawaiians used to say: Even the highest coconut will to fall to the ground eventually.--[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 12:43, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
== Yo ==

Do we have any dates on these? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 07:38, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

User:Caboose -1

2010-09-25T07:00:49Z

Caboose -1: Created page with "Anyway you want it, that's the way you need it. Except for Chris. Definitely not Chris. {{Americunt}} {{Straight}} {{White}} {{Observer}} {{Christian}} {{AlecBensonLeary}} {{..."

Anyway you want it, that's the way you need it. Except for Chris. Definitely not Chris.

{{Americunt}}
{{Straight}}
{{White}}
{{Observer}}
{{Christian}}

{{AlecBensonLeary}}
{{LiquidChris}}

Talk:Jackie

2010-09-25T06:50:34Z

Caboose -1:

{{Not A Forum}}

tl;dr: This woman decided to contact us and wants to tell other women not to go out with chris. she doesn't know how the wiki shit works so just like...i'm handling it for now. so yeah. okay. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:23, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

and apparently now she's back with chris for some reason. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:35, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

: I'm assuming this is the same woman as in the Jackie e-mails, right? - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 15:24, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

:: Probably. I'm still curious as to how CHRIS of all people bagged such a major fucking hottie. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 06:07, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

::: Troll perhaps? I'm still not sure how he could 'attract' a girl like this ... perhaps she has a hideous facial scar on the hidden side of her face? --[[User:MaHexBawx|MaHexBawx]] 07:57, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

: I get the feeling that it was less of her getting back with him and more of him deciding to try to get her back. --[[User:Arius|Arius]] 04:21, 15 September 2010 (PDT)

: Another for "prolly a troll", or trolling potential: one of that one band's songs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Shuffled_His_Feet_(song) --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 23:37, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

:::*Go to Speculation for this. Keep in mind that Chris may still be watching this site so before you post anything about pictures or "proof" about her on here, stop and think about what would happen if Chris saw it. Like Sonijew said: STOP BEING RETARDS --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:50, 24 September 2010 (PDT)

Wasn't the Jackie page deleted sometime ago between the 6th and now while we were trying to figure it out. Or am I forgetting the origonal name? --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 21:37, 13 September 2010.

I thought that listing the last name was a no-no after the Wallflower incident. Is this something that should be taken out or are we going to leave it up this time? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 19:10, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

You have to remember that The Wallflower herself requested to take her name down of the site - all the other names e.g. Megan Schroeder are still there --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 19:14, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

I Have to ask, Who's behind this?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 12:26, 14 September 2010 (PDT)
*Behind what? 9/11? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 12:34, 14 September 2010 (PDT)
::Jews did 9/13. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 12:51, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

== STOP BEING RETARDS ==

Damn slow-in-the-minds. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 09:52, 17 September 2010 (PDT)

File talk:ECP 00077.jpg

2010-09-20T05:08:29Z

Caboose -1:

My GodJesus, they've fused! --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 21:50, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

:Wouldn't that make them...Ronichu? lol Wonder where they learned the fusion dance. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:08, 19 September 2010 (PDT)