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User:Caladrius

2010-03-07T20:42:09Z

Caladrius:

Matthew was best. :V

User:Caladrius

2010-03-07T20:41:50Z

Caladrius:

Matthew was best.

User:Caladrius

2010-03-07T20:40:27Z

Caladrius: Created page with ':V'

Mumble 11

2010-02-14T05:04:04Z

Caladrius: /* Transcript */

'''Mumble 11''' is the eleventh [[Mumble]] chat involving [[Chris]].

==Summary==
* [[Chris]] has a cold. He's drinking orange juice and eating chicken noodle soup.
* [[BlueSpike]] appears. [[Fans|Trolls]] shout abuse and Chris calls him a 13 year old brat. Chris demands he be muted and it is done.
* BlueSpike stole Chris's Yahoo account. He gave it to him to prove his love for [[Julie]], but he was Julie all along.
* He's fine, just worried about his Yahoo account - he's paying $15/month for it.
* GeckoMantis is surprised Chris thought BlueSpike was a girl.
* Chris is typing loudly in the background, trying to get his [[PSN]] back from BlueSpike.
* Talk about a Street Fighter IV tournament.
* Chris can't upload pages because BlueSpike took his website down.
* A fan says that there are dedicated webcomic sites. Chris says he'll look another time, not now.
* A troll points out that as Chris's polar opposite, [[Reldnahc]] should be dead. Chris says forget about that, they have opposite characteristics. "I'm straight, he's a homo".
* BlueSpike is unmuted.
* Chris will help a female fan write a hentai story. He will possibly watch porn for inspiration as he needs to know anatomy "between breast sizes and pussies".
* He won't do the story now because he's ill and can't make decisions.
* Chris doesn't know why he drew [[Rule 34]] of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. He felt like messing with her character.
* The same fan from earlier shows Chris two dedicated webcomic sites. Chris just wants his own site.
* Another fan says that Chris should be more wary of internet girls. Chris says when he's better he'll start going out in public.
* BlueSpike says that girls might actually talk to Chris now that he doesn't have his [[medallion]]. Chris replies that [[Fail|he can make]] [[Medallions_of_Fail#Mark 3|another one]] and has the memories linked to the medallion is his [[Amnyfest Ring]].
* Chris admits [[Julie Reveals Herself|cutting the medallion up and shoving it up his ass]]. He says it hurt, and [[Honest Content|he shoved it up as far as he could get it]].
* A fan has been put off his dinner of [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|curried rice]].
* BlueSpike is IP banned. Chris gave him a 1-800 number to call. He is only helping him so that he can get his Yahoo account back.
* The trolls all vow to fight the trolls. They verbally abuse BlueSpike.
* Chris says that [[Billy Mays]] is not Mayor of [[CWCville]]. Bluespike chose him because he is "the best person in the world".
* Chris confirms that the medallion has nothing to do with being mayor. BlueSpike questions why they should believe him without his [[lies|TRUE]] and [[Honest Content|HONEST]] medallion.
* Chris says that the [[ring]] has been linked with the [[medallion]] [[lie|the whole time]].
* The fans say that only the [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|powers]] are transferred. Chris says everything is.
* When challenged that he's not out of the time vortex yet, Chris says he's drawing himself out. [[Chris and reality|He is adamant that this event in the comic is canon to real life]].
* Chris gets on the phone. It's a fan offering condolences.
* When the redundancy of the medallion is pointed out, Chris says it was like a security blanket.
* The first medallion didn't have a ring holder, but the second did. He transferred his memories from the [[Medallions_of_Fail#Mark 1|first]] to the [[Medallions_of_Fail#Mark 2|second]], now they have been transferred from the second to the [[ring]].
* Chris offers no comment on [[Medallions_of_Fail#The Rosechu Medallion|his]] [[Medallions_of_Fail#The Jiggliami Medallion|other medallions]], e.g. [[Medallions_of_Fail#The Black Sonichu Medallion|Blachu]].
* Chris gets on the phone with someone who seems to be asking for his parents. He proceeds to talk and lie to this person as if they're a person with some authority over him. Only parts are audible.
* After several minutes, Chris tells the fans he has to go and leaves.
* The fans are left thoroughly confused and annoyed.

==Transcript==

NOTE: When I started transcribing this, I wasn't sure who was who or how to look it up. Therefore, I will refer to people I can't identify as guy, girl, etc. until either I figure it out and change it or someone else adds in the names.

ANOTHER NOTE: Like Chris's comics, the text needs to be colored so that, unlike Chris's comics, it will look pretty. I am working on this, but hopefully someone can help because coloring takes a long time and is VERY STRESSFUL.

(Several people talking at once; someone says "I can hear you" and as the voices die down someone asks "How are you, Chris?") 
'''Chris:''' Well, I got a cold. That's one thing I'm doing. 
(Again, several people talk at once. One person says "awww" while another says "Drink orange juice!" and another starts to say "Recently..." but then gets cut off by Chris) 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm drinki- I'm drinkin' plenty ah orange juice and I'm eatin' s- plenty ah chicken noodle soup... but ehyway, ah, ehyway, ah... 
(Someone says something unintelligible. Others chime in, talking all at once, telling either Chris or whoever just talked to shut up.) 
'''Chris:''' Put that 13-year-old brat back in da (unintelligible). 
(The kid no one likes says something else) 
'''Chris:''' Can somebody mute him, please? 
(More people tell him to shut up) 
'''Guy:''' So what's up, Chris? 
'''Chris:''' Ehyway, Mr. 13-year-old brat over dere- (a girl giggles) -stole my yahoo account. 
(Several people chime in saying "that's terrible" and stuff) 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, he told me to give him the password t- he told me to give him the password to that to prove my love for Julie, only to find out that he's been Julie this whole time. 
(Everyone chimes in about how terrible this is.) 
'''Girl:''' That's so horrible. Are you okay? 
'''Chris:''' Eh... I'll be fine, but I don't know if I'll be able to get t- back in my yahoo account now, cause, (unintelligible) I just got billed for my payment for this month on havin' the- on h- on usin' their web serve- on usin their file management- their file- FTP services. 
Guy: How much was it? 
'''Girl:''' Chris... don't worry. 
'''Chris:''' It's coh me- it costin' me fifteen dollars a month, so widout my, widout my, so- so widout my yahoo account, that thing's gonna charge me every month. 
'''Guy:''' Can't you just cancel it? 
'''Chris:''' ...Fifteen dollars a month, that's a lot of, um... what? (He noticed that some girl was just trying to talk.) 
'''Girl:''' (Repeats) Can you call him? 
'''Chris:''' Egh... I dunno. Probably not. 
'''Girl:'''Chris, I'm sure we'll... (unintelligible)... I'm sure we can do something for you. 
(Several people talk at once) 
'''Guy:''' Blue, wait, what's that about PSN? 
'''Chris:''' Egh- apparently, when I called Sony to get my PSN- to get my PSN back, apparently they found him out in the process. 
'''Girl:'''At least you got some revenge, right? 
'''Guy:''' Uh... uh... forgot what I was gonna say. 
'''Other Guy:''' Damn. What an asshole, Bluespike. 
'''Other Other Guy:''' Yeah, they do say Karma is a bitch. 
'''Guy:''' Wait... did you actually think Bluespike was a girl? 
(People start talking over each other. Notably, someone seems to say "gecko," aka GeckoMantis.) 
'''Chris:''' In that case, I'm not gonna di- dignify his question with an answer, because... is- his problem can be easily solved if he called the 800 toll-free number I just provided with him to Sony so he can get his account back and working again. 
'''Guy:''' Is yours working? 
Chris: Yes, mine is working, thank you very much. 
'''Guy:''' Oh. okay. 
'''Girl:'''That's good. 
Chris: The s- the Sony people was- were very hospitable about that. 
'''Guy:''' Oh, Chris, there was something I wanted to tell you. 
Chris: What? 
'''Guy:''' You said you were sick with a virus or something? 
'''Chris:''' Yes. I've been having a sinus infection, and possibly also a cold. 
'''Guy:''' Well, up here, I was- 
'''Other Guy:''' (Interrupts) A high-functioning cold? 
'''Guy:''' Hang on, hang on... 
'''Chris:''' That's possibly a cold. 
'''Guy:''' I live here in Ohio, and a flu virus just recently passed through; I think that may have gotten down there and you may have got it... (pauses) ...and honestly I just got over it a few days ago. 
(Typing sounds) 
'''Chris:''' Hang on, I'm, ah, typing something to, ah, Bluespike here. 
'''Guy:''' Kay. Yeah. 
'''Other Guy:''' He can still hear you. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, you're typing pretty vigorously. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, he can hear you if you don't wanna, like, you know, skip the typing and start saying it verbally. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I know, I'm just answering ''his'' question. 
'''Guy:''' The rooms are connected. 
'''Chris:''' Mmm. Sunshine, are you in the mumble as well? 
'''Sunshine:''' Yeah. I'm right here. 
'''Chris:''' Okay, we don't have to type into skype. 
'''Sunshine:''' Okay. Sorry. 
'''Mr. Skittles:''' Chris, remember me? I'm the cartoonist known as Mr. Skittles here. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I member you offered me the- I member you offered me the, uh, one week challenge. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to do that, because I got sick. 
'''Mr. Skittles:''' Oh, I see. Well, um- 
'''Chris:''' (Interrupts) I'll- I'll tell you what, let's delay that to, uh, after I- after I feel better, or, uh, or- yeah. -Which one are you?- Mr. Skittles- yeah, I'll talk to you later bout that, okay? 
'''Mr. Skittles:''' Oh, okay. (Pauses) I've already gotten my page done; I could upload more on Friday, though, when I'm not in school. 
'''Chris:''' Uh... Hey, uh, hey, on a latter note who's co- who's coming onto da playstation home tonight for the Street Fighter 4 Q&A? I just heard about it. 
'''Guy:''' Well, I don't have a PS3, so I can't. 
'''Mr. Skittles:''' Yeah, I'm banned for at least a week myself. 
'''Chris:''' Hm. 
'''Other Guy:''' (Something unintelligible about "playstation" and "I'm pretty poor") 
'''Guy:''' I just don't have the money, you know? I'm only fifteen; I can't get a job. 
'''Mr. Skittles:''' Me, I'm just a hungry college student, so... 
'''Chris:''' Hm. Well, my bad. I won't, ah, mar- won't, ah, I won't mention- I won't ask the question again, or- or similar to that. 
'''Sunshine:''' I went to a Street Fighter tournament recently- (gets cut off or pauses) -a street- um, nevermind. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Hey, that's okay, yeah, I mean, uh... yeah, very good (?) Street Fighter tournament, uh, in other places, at least, uh... (unintelligible). 
(A bunch of people talk. Someone asks, "Are you good at Street Fighter, Chris?) 
'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what? 
(Again, multiple people say stuff.) 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's alright. There's conflicting... talk here, so I'm not really sure. 
'''Guy:''' So, are you gonna make more comic pages? I mean, it's kinda hard to keep a fanbase without actually, like, you know... making the comic. 
'''Chris:''' (Talks over him) I'm g- I'm gonna draw- I'm gonna draw more pages, I'm gonna draw more pages... 
'''Sunshine:''' Give him a break, guys! He just had a hard time. 
'''Chris:''' ...Yeah, plus also, this thirteen y- thirteen year old there took my yahoo account and in the process took my ah- took my website down... so it's not like I can upload the pages right away at this point. 
'''Guy:''' You know, you might as well make them so when... (trails off) ...You know, there's actually websites devoted to just having webcomics uploaded. 
(Several people talk at once.) 
'''Chris:''' I'll- I'll look into that- I'll look into that another time, but not right now. 
(Several people talk.) 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Chris, do you think that, um... was Clyde involved with Bluespike? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, possibly; they were in- they were in talks. 
(Lots of people talk. Chris sighs.) 
'''Sunshine:''' It's okay, Chris. We're still here for you. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' It could be that Bluespike is Clyde's puppet. 
'''Guy:''' ...or vice versa. 
'''Other Guy:''' Uhh, Chris? I have a question. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Other Guy:''' Um, Reldnahc in the comic is supposed to be your exact opposite, right? 
'''Chris:''' Um... sorry, uh, which one? 
'''Other Guy:''' Uh... I think his name is Reldnahc the guy with the- 
'''Chris:''' (Talks over him) Oh, ye- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's the complete opposite, yes. 
'''Other Guy:''' Well, if he's the exact opposite of you in every way, shouldn't he be dead? 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' He has a point. 
'''Chris:''' (Sighs) Forget the alive part. Alive and dead, that's a different thing. I'm talkin about- in ah- complete opposite personality and characteristics. So, like, you know, I'm straight, he's a homo. 
'''Other Guy:''' Okay. 
'''Sunshine:''' That was a stupid question. 
'''Chris:''' Ahyway, also, uh, Bluespike wants you to unmute him. 
'''Guy:'''...but... why should we? 
'''Sunshine:''' Uh, Chris... 
'''Chris:''' Uhh, just go ahead and unmute him, please, so that he can- 
'''Guy:''' -Alright. 
'''Chris:''' ...continue on. 
'''Sunshine:''' Chris, I know I emailed you before, but, uhh... -shut up, blue- uhh... I emailed you about the hentai series that I was gonna work with you- 
'''Bluespike:''' (sarcastically) Oh, great. 
(People tell him to shut up.) 
'''Bluespike:''' I look forward to it. 
'''Guy:''' I'll unmute him when she's done. 
'''Sunshine:''' Ugh... yeah. I emailed you about a hentai series that I wanted to work with you- 
'''Chris:''' -Oh, yeah, I remember that. 
'''Sunshine:''' -story. (?) 
'''Chris:''' I remember that. 
'''Sunshine:''' Yeah, um, are you gonna write the story for me or anything like that? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, I'll let you write up a story- you know, uh, help you with that. (?) 
'''Sunshine:''' So, you'll write it after you're done? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, they sayin' that you- uh, alright well also, uh, Bluespike is sayin' that if you mute him once more, the yahoo will be gone from my hands forever. 
'''Foreign Guy:''' Chris, do you have to watch a lot of porn to get inspiration for hentai? 
'''Chris:''' Uhh... possibly. I can't say for sure, but it's- but you know, you definitely gotta know the... anatomy, you know, between breast sizes and the, uh... pussies... and the dicks. That's, uh... 
'''Guy:''' Vaginas? 
'''Chris:''' Yes. 
'''Sunshine:''' Well... I think we can bounce off some ideas when we work on it together... but you gotta promise, cause I already have some sketch ideas and everything I wanna show you. 
'''Chris:''' That's- th- that's cool. 
'''Bluespike:''' Chris, tell me... 
'''Chris:''' *sighs* What is it? 
'''Bluespike:''' Oh, it's not even related to anything... icky; don't worry. Tell me, if you had to write your own hentai story, why don't you just write that out right now? 
'''Chris:''' Ugh... cause I'm n- cause my mind isn't exactly in complete r- able to quickly make decisions state right now, because I'm sick. 
'''Bluespike:''' That's your reason for not doing anything... 
'''Foreign Guy:''' *Talks over Bluespike* I have a serious question about hentai, Chris- why did you draw hentai of Mary Lee Walsh? 
'''Bluespike:''' Yeah, I thought you hated her. 
'''Foreign Guy:''' It distur- yeah, it disturbed me a bit as a fan. 
'''Bluespike:''' (unintellgible) having feelings for (unintelligible) 
'''Guy:''' Stop it, Blue. 
'''Chris:''' I don't know why I did it; I just felt like messing with- um, uh- just, like, like messing with as a- as... she's- double (??? devil?) character. 
'''Bluespike:''' (Talks over him near the end) Chris... that's disgusting. 
'''Guy:''' I understand, Chris. I see what you did there. 
'''Other Guy:''' Uhh, it's kinda like, um- kinda like a little joke or a parody; kinda like a stab. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Other Guy:''' I see. Also, check to your left- there's a comic space and (???). Couple of websites where you can, like, post webcomics and stuff. 
'''Chris:''' I see... but, still, I want my Sonichu site back up in order for me to... 
'''Sunshine:''' (Talks over him) I think he just wants his- (gets cut off) it's okay. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, I saw the newest video... 
'''Sunshine:''' (Talks over him) I mean, he's paying for it, after all. 
'''Guy:''' ...I was wondering what you're gonna do about the site. 
'''Chris:''' I don't know... at least until ah- at least until I can find out ih- at least until I can get my yahoo account back. 
'''Bluespike:''' Chris, tell me... when you called the, uh, playstation people, whoever they are, did you reveal anything about me? What did you reveal? 
'''Chris:''' No, I only revealed my information; they must have found you as being the one that, ah, got into my account. 
'''Bluespike:''' You're positive about this? 
'''Chris:''' I'm positive! I'm- I'm s- I'm serious. 
'''Sunshine:''' They can do that. It's not that hard. 
'''Bluespike:''' I'm- hey, no, shut up- I'm just asking Chris. 
'''Sunshine:''' Well, you should be smart enough to know that... cause you're stupid. 
'''Bluespike:''' Stupid enough to... get a password from an autistic that he wants so bad (???) 
'''Sunshine:''' Well that's just cause you're mean. 
(Several people talk at once) 
'''Chris:''' ...and plus, I thought it wa- and plus, I thought it was, ah... (gets talked over)... an adult woman. 
'''Guy:''' Chris, you should probably be more secure and a little bit more paranoid the next time you meet a girl on the internet. 
'''Chris:''' (Talks over him) Yeah... yeah... well, after I get over this virus I'm definitely gonna start going back out in public... in local areas. 
'''Bluespike:''' Yes, I'm looking forward to that, Chris; I would love to see- see, now that you don't have your medallion, ladies might be more willing to talk to you. 
'''Chris:''' I may not have it on me, but I kn- I know I can recreate one- and plus, I have the memories linked to my medallions in my ring. 
'''Bluespike:''' Yes, but your ring won't scare trolls away. 
'''Foreign Guy:''' (Talks over Bluespike) You really should grab the medallion back, Chris; it's your sign of- honesty. 
'''Bluespike:''' (Talks over him) Oh god, no... no, don't try and kill the man. 
(Several people talk at once) 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' You're the one trying to kill him. 
'''Chris:''' ...I do plan on- I do plan on recr- I do plan on recreating the medallion; I just... (gets talked over) 
'''Foreign Guy (?):''' What happened to this one? 
'''Chris:''' Because I thought I was doin' it for an adult woman. 
'''Bluespike:''' D'oh. (?) 
'''Guy:''' What happened to it? 
'''Chris:''' This brat here asked me to c- asked me to cut it up and shove it up my ass. 
'''Bluespike:''' (Talks over him, then laughs) ...and you did. 
(A strange whistle can be heard here.) 
'''Guy:''' So, did you do it? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Other Guy:''' How far did it go? 
'''Girl (possibly Sunshine):''' Oh my god. 
(A couple more people react in disgust at the same time.) 
'''Bluespike:''' How did it feel, Chris? Tell me. 
'''Chris:''' It hurt. 
'''Guy:''' (Talks over him) How far- how far could you shove it up there? 
'''Bluespike:''' (Talks over guy) It hurt your rectum? 
'''Guy:''' ...I'm sorry that I may ask. 
'''Chris:''' Well, (?) I shoved it up as far as I could get it 
'''Guy:''' Ah. 
(Several people talk at once) 
'''Other Guy:''' Stop talking about this! This is kinda... egh... 
'''Bluespike:''' Uhh, no, I have another question for, uh, Chris. 
'''Other Other Guy:''' Yeah, let's try- I was gonna eat dinner afterwards. Jesus. 
(Several people talk at once. Someone burps or something.) 
'''Chris:'''(sighs) You don't have ta- you don't have ta picture it. You don't have ta picture it. 
(Several people talk at once.) 
'''Guy:''' It is kinda hard because I was gonna eat curry rice. 
'''Chris:''' *sighs* Well, I'm sorry I r- I'm sorry r- I'm sorry I ruined your dinner. 
'''Guy:''' Let's just talk about something else. 
'''Chris:''' (Talks over him) Like, you know, it's okay; I can still recreate one, aaand I still have my high school ring. 
'''Guy:'''Man, I'm sorry, man. 
'''Bluespike:''' Which, I must admit, Chris, it is a decent ring. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' I should've gotten a high school ring. 
'''Guy:''' Just... Chris, just- whatever you do, I mean, they've gotten a lot of things, but do ''not'' let them get your high school ring. 
'''Chris:''' They're not gettin' it. (Pauses) I mean, that was a big investment itself. 
'''Bluespike:''' (Talks over him) Uh, Chris... I have a question Chris. 
'''Chris:''' What? 
'''Guy:''' Most people usually, like, forget about their high school ring after high school and move to college rings. 
'''Girl:''' (Talks over him) Gecko... 
'''Bluespike:''' I love how you start talking when I say "Hey." Anyway, (pronounces it "ahyway" like Chris always does) Chris, you seem like the kinda person that would know about this: since it appears to be an IP ban, this will not last forever, surely... and would you happen to know if I account share (?)- which is exactly what happened- how long would I be banned, do you think? 
'''Chris:''' I dunno. I d- I guess it's up to them. I don't know bout them. I mean, I did not even know- (he starts sounding agitated) I only gave them my account information, not yours, I swear... I sw- 
'''Bluespike:''' (Talks over him) I never said- I never- just- I know, I- yes, I know- 
'''Chris:''' (Resumes talking) ...yeah, but ahyway, appa- but- yeah- but ahyway, apparently, they lead ya (?) to that and they apparently banned ya off there. I mean, I dunno. 
'''Bluespike:''' ...yes... 
'''Chris:''' Probably be, like, a week or so, but, you know, you can call them with the 800 number I just gave you. 
(Bluespike and Chris talk at the same time, someone else says something too) 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Chris, why are you helping this monster? 
'''Guy:''' You are truly a saint for doing this. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, if- hey- if only I- (gets cut off) helping him get his PSN account back, and just- make him feel- make him feel like, you know, get ''his'' life back in order... and then maybe he'll be more willing to give back my yahoo account. 
'''Bluespike:''' Hey, Chris, after this experience, I will never troll again; in fact, I will fight the trolls... 
'''Chris:''' Okay. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' We will all fight the trolls. 
'''Bluespike:''' ''after'' this is done. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' You stop trolling now, you troll! 
'''Guy:''' We will kick their collective asses. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' You are a bad person, Bluespike. 
'''Bluespike:''' Well, you're really saying tha- 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (Interrupts) Didn't your mother raise you better? 
(Several people talk at once) 
'''Chris:''' Hey, easy, guys. Those of you- hey, hey hey hey, easy. 
'''Bluespike:''' Well, I guess you don't want the PSN. 
(Several people talk) 
'''Foreign Guy:''' Smack him, Chris! 
'''Sunshine:''' Blue, shut up!... shut up and let Chris talk. 
'''Bluespike:''' ...One more word out of any of you and Chris will never have the- yahoo again. 
'''Chris:''' Easy, guys. Easy. 
'''Bluespike:''' C'mon! I dare you: say one word. Do it. 
'''Chris:''' Hey, easy, guys; don't- let's not kick him in the teeth, or, uh, tha- or anything that physical. 
'''Bluespike:''' I dare you to kick me in the teeth, Chris. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' -but Chris, in your one video, you said that trolls get a kick in the teeth! 
'''Bluespike:''' ...and you did a punch. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I was talkin' about an adult troll; this guy's a thirteen- this guy's a thirteen-year-old. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' So? That doesn't make it any better or... that doesn't mean he's exempt from punishment. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, still... talkin' bout legal aspects. 
'''Guy:''' Well, I guess you should be giving him spankings or something. 
'''Bluespike:''' That's it. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Bluespike? I heard you were a homosexual. 
'''Bluespike:''' (Talks over him) Well I- well I warned you... I warned you all had one more chance. Now, because of his fans, Chris will not have his yahoo. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' No! We will stop you. I know where you live, Bluespike. 
'''Bluespike:''' No you don't. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Yes I do. 
'''Chris:''' (Interrupts) Look- look, look... 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' I'm tracking your IP. 
'''Bluespike:''' I'm behind seven proxies. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' I can see through them. 
(Several people talk) 
'''Guy:''' Not proxies! (?) 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (Laughs) 
'''Bluespike:''' Yes, proxies. You will never find out where I live unless you have my... (gets talked over) 
'''Sunshine:''' Guys! Let Chris talk! 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Alright, talk, Chris. 
'''Chris:''' I didn't have much to say. I was just, uh... mostly, uh, I do wa- I do want and need my yahoo account back. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Couldn't you just cancel it? 
'''Chris:''' No, I have to lo- I have to be logged in in order to do that. 
'''Foreign Guy:''' (?) Couldn't you call yahoo? 
'''Chris:''' I don't know, I don't- I couldn't find there- uh, last time I tried goin' to- tryin' to contact yahoo, I couldn't find a phone number on there. 
'''Guy:''' Ohh... what about email? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, I could try that, but that's, uh, er, that's another story, but, uh... (trails off) 
'''Bluespike:''' Thank you. Anyway, Chris, I'll give you and your fans one more chance. How does that sound? 
'''Chris:''' Ugh... fine. (Pauses) Nobody pick on Bluespike... and I'll tell you what: as a bonus, I'll take down that video I uploaded earlier. 
'''Bluespike:''' No, keep it up as a testament to the things I've done. Please keep it up. (pauses) So, Chris, how would you feel about pulling the playstation for me, since I am not very good with talking to people on the phone. 
(Chris sighs) 
'''Bluespike:''' See what you can get done. 
'''Chris:''' Fine, I'll do something, alright? 
'''Bluespike:''' Yes, after this mumble you will get on a call with... (gets talked over) 
'''Chris:''' bu- bu- bu- but I nee- but I need- but, um, Bluespike I need to u- know your real name in real life. 
'''Bluespike:''' Oh, forget that, man. I'm just gonna call em myself. 
'''Chris:''' I gotta tell em your real name so I can call them for you. 
'''Bluespike:''' If I tell you that, you're gonna come find out where I live and- give me a cold... so forget that. (pauses) Chris, another thing: why are you telling your fans to give me a cold? 
'''Chris:''' Because, I'm suffering through one that's similar to a cold. 
'''Bluespike:''' Yes, but you see- Chris, my PSN ban- that's kind of the equivalent of a cold... except I'm really mad. 
'''Chris:''' Alright, fine, well, nobody give Bluespike a cold either. 
'''Bluespike:''' Yeah, don't give me a cold, bro... I need vaccines. 
'''Foreign Guy:''' You could give him AIDS! 
'''Bluespike:''' I'm gonna give you AIDS. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (unintelligible) ...nevermind. 
'''Bluespike:''' You'd better. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Um, also, Chris, what was- in the video you made- what was that about Billy Mays not being mayor? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah... Another thing that I thought, ah, I ''thought'' I was doing for an adult woman. 
'''Bluespike:''' Chris... 
'''Chris:''' (Stutters a lot) ...I verbally dubbed him... mayor. 
'''Bluespike:''' Oh, a few things, Chris, if I may: um... (gets talked over) 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Well, then we saw this picture- hold on, I wanna show Chris this picture. 
'''Bluespike:''' Ah, yes, after I... say one thing. 
'''Chris:''' Oh, whoah whoah, now wait, is this a picture that you, uh, got in an email?... about- (gets talked over) 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' No. 
(Jack and Chris talk at the same time.) 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' It's something that was floating around on the forums... (trails off, saying something about Billy Mays) 
'''Bluespike:''' (kind of unintelligible, but names products advertised by Billy Mays. Someone else adds a product.) 
'''Chris:''' Wait, wait, wait- let me just, uh, let me just ask Bluespike: why him be mayor? Why him? 
'''Jack Thadeus:''' Because he's a charismatic leader. 
'''Bluespike:''' Because Billy Mays is the best person in the world. By the way, if I may really quickly... you should fight your own battles instead of getting your fans to do it for you. You're not playing overlord; (?) you can't order your minions. 
(Jack talks over Bluespike saying "um, Chris" while someone else burps) 
'''Bluespike:''' Are you serious? 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Chris, since he's wearing that medallion... Chris, I have a- you see the picture? Since he's wearing the medallion, doesn't that mean he's mayor? I thought that- 
'''Chris:''' -No, no, no; the medallions have nothing to do with being mayor. 
'''Foreign Guy:''' But Chris, you said that- 
(Chris emits a very loud angry stress groan) 
'''Chris:''' The medallions have nothing to do with being the mayor! 
(Several people talk at once; a girl says "stop bullying him!") 
'''Girl:''' Everybody calm down! 
'''Chris:''' And also, ihya look- if you look at this picture, that thing has obviously been photoshopped onto there... and I think that, uh... 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (Talks over him) It doesn't look photoshopped. 
'''Bluespike:''' And by the way um... 
'''Chris:''' That i- it is photoshopped- I mean, do you see a shadow underneath the medallion? If it was r- was more matching to the setting? 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Well, it's against his shirt!... It's against his shirt. 
'''Bluespike:''' Yeah, he doesn't wear it outside his collar. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Yeah. 
'''Bluespike:''' By the way, um... 
'''Chris:''' (Talks over him) So it's doesn- so it's been obviously photoshopped. 
'''Bluespike:''' Before I forget what I'm going to say... ah, yes: how can you believe what you say in that video without your true and honest medallion? Chris, tell me this, and tell me why I should believe the words you say on the youtube video on the internet. Please, do tell me. 
(Chris coughs) 
'''Chris:''' I ha- I still have my high school ring, which has been in league with my medallion the whole time. 
'''Bluespike:''' Yes, but... you could have easily stolen the ring... (gets talked over) 
'''Foreign Guy:''' But you said in the retraction video that the medallion is needed! 
'''Chris:''' Oh- if you all recall the preview for the- number ten comic book, the powers of the medallion get transferred to my high school ring. 
'''Foreign Guy:''' (?) But I thought that was just your power for Chris-Chan Sonichu, though. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, everything about Chris-Chan Sonichu even gets transferred to the ring. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (Over Chris) I thought this was like, uh... 
(Several people talk at once) 
'''Foreign Guy:''' Chris, this hasn't happened yet- you are not out of the time vortex in the comic yet. 
'''Chris:''' I've drawn myself out of there. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Um, Chris, but wasn't that a, um... like, trailer or something for the real comic? I thought that, uh... so, is it canon or is it not canon? 
'''Chris:''' *sigh* It's canon to real life, as well... this one. 
'''Guy:''' You can turn into Sonichu?? 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Wh- yeah, you can transform in real life?? What?! 
'''Chris:''' No, I can't transform in real life, but it's canon- 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Oh. 
'''Chris:''' ...it's canon to- it's canon for- it's canon for... that sorta thing. You know, I don't need my medallion; I- the powers got transferred to my ring... it's canon. 
(Chris's phone rings) 
'''Guy:''' So what happened to Blanca? 
'''Chris:''' Scuse me. (Gets up to answer the phone.) Hello?... Yes... 
(Someone makes a weird noise) 
'''Bluespike:''' Who could be calling our dear Chris-Chan? 
'''Chris:''' (Still on the phone) Yes. 
'''Foreign Guy:''' (?) Why, yes, I would like to save money on my car insurance. 
(Everyone laughs.) 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Blanca got the medallion, that troll. 
'''Chris:''' ...but, uh, tell me something I don't know. 
'''Bluespike:''' You're fat. You don't know that. 
'''Chris:''' ....and I appreciate your support. (???) 
(A long pause here) 
'''Bluespike:''' I appreciate your condolences. 
'''Chris:''' Alright, you take care and have a pleasant day. (Hangs up) 
'''Bluespike:''' Tell me, Chris... who was on the phone? 
'''Guy:''' I think he's still on the phone, shh. 
'''Bluespike:''' Hey, Chris... can you hear me? 
'''Guy:''' Shut up. 
'''Sunshine:''' Hey, Blue... don't me an idiot. 
'''Chris:''' (Gets back onto mumble, sighing) Alright. 
'''Bluespike:''' So, Chris... who was on the phone? 
'''Chris:''' Uhh, just a- fan, giving me his... nice... words and condolences for all the bad (?) that's been happening to me from... trolls. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (Talks over him) Bluespike was in here earlier, telling that- saying that he- you didn't have any real fans, and we were all trolls. We told him we're the true, honest fans, cause we are. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Tell it like it is, brother... and sisters. 
(Several people talk at once) 
'''Guy:''' If the powers are in the high school ring, why have a medallion at all? 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' No! He transferred the powers from the medallion- 
'''Guy:''' -I know, but- 
(Several people talk at once) 
'''Bluespike:''' Actually, I do know the answer to this: think Linus in, uh, Peanuts. He... feels attached to the medallion, like Linus feels to his blanket... 
'''Foreign Guy:''' No, that way the powers are doubled! 
'''Bluespike:''' ...and, it's Linus, except Linus is slightly cooler. 
'''Guy:''' Huh... but, I noticed that- the ring- it could be like in Captain Planet. 
(Several people talk) 
'''Guy:''' Let Chris talk! I wanna hear his answer. 
'''Chris:''' *sighs* I'm done, but, uh, pretty much, yeah... but that is fairly much... yeah, the medallion was like a security blanket... in a sense. 
'''Guy:''' And now the ring's a security blanket? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. It was attached to the medallion, as well. So, there you go. (Pauses) It was a thing- there was a characteristic of the m- of the ma- of the medallion that, ah, would se- would separate it from any thieves. It had a little thing on the back that was custom-fitted to my ring. (Pauses) I had my ring on it the whole time. 
'''Guy:''' I thought the first medallion didn't have a thing for the ring. 
'''Chris:''' The first one didn't, but the second one I created did. 
'''Guy:''' Kay. 
'''Chris:''' So it's like, you know, after the first one was- first one went, then I created the second one, added the slot with the ring, and, like, I transferred my memories from the old medallion to the new medallion, and in turn it got tra- all that got trans- all that and then some got transferred to the ring. 
'''Guy:''' Oh. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Chris, don't you have multiple medallions, like, uh, the... Blachu one and the, uh... I mean... Blake one? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, no- yeah, no comment about those. No comment about those. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' What do you mean, no comment? Can't you just wear those in the meantime? 
'''Bluespike:''' (Talks over Jack) Chris, why don't you tell us what happened? Tell us what happened. 
'''Chris:''' (unintelligible) Aaagh... (his phone rings) Same thi- same thi- (mutters) excuse me... (gets up to answer the phone) 
'''Guy:''' Jeez. 
'''Guy:''' Explain that- (???) in the comic books. 
'''Other Guy:''' Shush. 
'''Chris:''' Uhh, no. This is Christian Chandler, his son. (Pauses) Uhh, sorry. She's taking a nap right now. (Pauses) Speak it again. (?) 
'''Guy:''' What's going on 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Shut up! 
(A very long pause; some random noises are heard) 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Are you there, Chris? 
'''Sunshine:''' He's on the phone. 
'''Guy:''' Echo, echo, echo... 
'''Other Guy:''' Shut up. 
(Long pause) 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's a webcam. (Pauses) Yeah, I ha- I haven't done anything like that in a- f- for da long time. (Pauses) Yeah yeah, I've been stepping away ''from'' the internet. (He pauses and/or gets cut off) ...webcam. (Long pause) ...and sometimes I would've been low-functioning, I guess. (Pauses) (stressed)You don't have to do that; I'm not talking to the people. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah... yeah yeah yeah. 
(A strange noise can be heard; it may be part of a video) 
(Long pause) 
'''Chris:''' (???) sir, you hush. (?) Go ahead, father. (?) 
(Trolls say stuff and tell each other to shut up) 
'''Chris:''' It doesn't- (???) -it doesn't matter if I was cut off the internet or not. (Pauses, weird thumping noises) Yeah, well, I mean- yeah, I been ta- (gets cut off) Alright, well, good. I'm backing off (?) now; you can tell me more later. (?) (Pauses) I'll talk to you later, father. (Sighs) (Pauses) (Sighs again, getting back on mumble) 
'''Girl:''' Chris, is everything okay? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, things are okay. Listen, I gotta go; I have things to do; I'll talk to y'all another time. 
(Everyone goes crazy and tries to figure out what's going on.) 

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Mumble 5

2010-02-13T05:39:17Z

Caladrius: /* Transcript */

The fifth of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]].

==Summary==
[[Clyde]] confronts [[Chris]] as he prepares to chat with [[Julie]], asking him about whether he can truly support a family. In this chat, we get such gems as Chris believing he can actually support a family by "tucking away a hundred dollars every month." Chris claims he will go get a job if he needs to, and he lies in saying he's actually tried to find jobs with his [[CADD]] degree rather than just sitting on his ass all day in his room. Chris also references the beginnings of the [[Miyamoto saga]]. Finally, he also explains that he villainizes [[CADD Chef|those in the comics]] who have made him "feel inferior" in real life.

==Transcript==
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Julie: I'll be right back, I have to turn the television down.

Chris: OK.

Julie: I'm back. Hello Chris.

Julie: Chris, are you there? Hello?

Clyde Cash: You got my email, right? You got it, right?

Chris: Clyde, what are you doing here?

Clyde Cash: Did you get the email?

Chris: Clyde?

Clyde Cash: The email I sent.

Chris: Oh, I haven't been -- you sent me an email. I haven't been able to get into me email, lately it's kinda a bit funky.

Clyde Cash: Well you'll be able to figure it out. But before I say so, I've had a long talk with Vivian, and she's right, I've gone way too far out of line. I'm not gonna harm anyone anymore for the rest of my goddamn life.

Chris: Well that's good to hear.

Julie: ''[overlaps]'' What is Clyde doing here?

Clyde Cash: Unfortunately, she agrees that I can not let you, I can not let you meet any woman until you get your life together. His life is miserable. Look at him, Julie. A man who... tell me, what have you done today? What have you done of merit today? Go through your daily routine.

Julie: He's a good person he doesn't need to...

Chris: I made contact with Julie and expressed my love for her. A little bit more.

Clyde Cash: Something productive. What have you done with your Sonichu to whatever potential financial gain you can get from it?

Chris: For your information I have received a call from an associate of Nintendo, that's willing to bring it up to Mr. Miyamoto again. Where it'll be restarted.

Julie: That's awesome.

Clyde Cash: Tell me, how long will this take?

Chris: Hmm. Depends.

Clyde Cash: I mean...

Chris: I have to wait for them to call me back.

Clyde Cash: I mean, it could take months. I mean it's taking me months til anything starts and you gotta find yourself a way of financial security. Besides, aren't you gonna have to make a trip anyway? You've got to have to save up money somehow.

Chris: Myeah. I'm gonna save up money for a month.

Clyde Cash: How are you gonna save money? I mean $800 a month...

Chris: It will be a while sure, but I will have it saved up.

Clyde Cash: But don't you got bills to pay? After bills, how much you got left?

Chris: I don't need to tell you my financial situation?

Clyde Cash: I think Julie would like to know. Right?

Julie: Clyde, stop it.

Chris: Yeah Clyde, leave us alone.

Clyde Cash: I'm not doing anything harmful, I'm just asking how you're going to save money up for a future family. I mean if you cannot even do that... there's no way your family will be a success. She will divorce you quicker than... I dunno. I dunno.

Chris: I'm working on controlling my compulsive spending.

Clyde Cash: It's not just controlling your spending. You can do that easily. The thing is you need more than $800 a month. Way more to support a family.

Chris: Maybe so, but at least I'll have some money tucked away before I start that family up.

Clyde Cash: And how much do you have tucked away right now?

Chris: I have about 100 bucks tucked away right now.

Clyde Cash: [laughs] Chris... $100 might last you a week.

Chris: Shows what you know.

Clyde Cash: Ok. In an average week how much will you spend on food? For let's say, two adults and uh, well you're not going to have a child that fast, so two adults.

Chris: Hmm. I'm sorry could you repeat the question?

Clyde Cash: How much do you think it would cost to feed two adults, let's say you and Julie, for a week?

Chris: I'd say somewhere about... somewhere between 20 to 50.

Clyde Cash: Let's just say 30 to average that out. You got 70 bucks left that week. Let's see: you got bills to pay. And that's got to be... what kind of bills you got? TV, you got internet, Julie, what other amenities do you need?

Chris: You don't have to answer you.

Clyde Cash: My God. It's simple. You got TV, you got your car payments, car insurance, you got your internet, you got [indistinct], it's all gonna add up. $100 is not going to last a month.

Chris: I tucked a hundred aside and uh, a hundred a month and I'll have enough money saved up. Over da time.

Clyde Cash: The thing is what happens when you run out?

Chris: Then I'll save up some more?

Clyde Cash: No, that takes time. Ahh... I mean, oh my God. How much money do you think it costs to raise a family for a year?

Chris: I'll bet that might seem to run into the thousands.

Clyde Cash: And if you save $100 a month... you'd barely get $1000.

Chris: Well if I have to, I can and will get a job.

Clyde Cash: And again, I looked over your [[CADD|files]]. Why do you think you got an F that?

Chris: I did not get an F on that.

Clyde Cash: Ohh, what'd you get then?

Chris: I got... an A+. It took me weeks to months. A whole amount of thought. It's that big brand shopping mall with the mayor's office on the other floor.

Clyde Cash: But you got an F in the comics, I though that's what you got.

Chris: Well you misunderstood.

Clyde Cash: Well, how did I misunderstand? It says, "I have Grade F destruction," that definitely implies Grade F.

Chris: It was on previous projects before that one. One or two.

Clyde Cash: Then why'd you have to villainize him? I mean everyone gets failing grades, you don't have to...

Chris: Because he talked down to me, and made me feel inferior.

Clyde Cash: My God. I mean, you didn't even utilize the 3D aspect of AUTOCAD, did you?

Chris: 3D?

Clyde Cash: You know, you got your Y plane, your X plane and your Z plane. You have a X and Y plane. You never used a Z plane.

Chris: I do use the Z plane.

Clyde Cash: I didn't see that in that project.

Chris: ''[condescending]'' Well, did you have a CADD program in your computer?

Clyde Cash: Yes! I have the official one from AUTOCAD.

Chris: I see.

Clyde Cash: Did you even bother to look for a job utilizing that degree?

Chris: I have. And it's a bit... on a shortage right now.

Clyde Cash: Did you even go in for an interview?

Chris: I have gone in for interviews, yeah.

Clyde Cash: With what companies.

Chris: [long pause] I'm under so much stress, I've got a headache. It's hard for me to think of specific names at the moment.

Clyde Cash: You're lying to me, is that what you're saying?

Chris: I am not lying to you.

Clyde Cash: Julie, listen to that. He can't even name one company he's tried to work for. Do you think a man could financially support you like that?

Julie: Uh, yes. It's possible. He can do it.

Chris: See, I can do it.

Clyde Cash: This is American dollars we're talking about, the conversion rate is so much different.

Julie: I don't care, you can do anything.

Chris: Yeah.

Clyde Cash: You're a little delusional. In America we got a bad economic spin right now. A really bad one.

Julie: I understand that.

Chris: Me too.

Clyde Cash: No you don't, Chris. You don't listen to the bad news. You said it yourself. You don't listen to the bad news.

Chris: [overlaps] I do too. I listen to it every day, when I'm trapped with him in the car, or when I'm downstairs with him.

Clyde Cash: Wait, why are you going with your father in the car? For what?

Chris: Sometimes I go out when him when he goes on trips, he goes downtown for-- to run an errand. And sometimes I'll even go out with him for his morning cup of coffee. And than I get a cup of coffee as well.

Clyde Cash: Okay. Tell me. Tell me why we've got an economic crisis.

Chris: One reason? The high gas prices being raised by the Arabs. They're getting greedy. And the low amount of available jobs being made. A lot of people are getting fired, and a whole bunch of other stuff I can't think of at the moment, because I'll admit sometimes my memory fails me.

Clyde Cash: What the hell kind of answer was that?

Chris: An HONEST one.

Clyde Cash: Is it the truth? Have you even looked it up? Do you understand what a bank does?

Chris: Bank. Keeps your-- it does-- you store your money in the bank. Eventually it increases with interest, and you can spend some out of it and you can put some more in it.

Clyde Cash: How to banks make-- how do banks raise the money to give people interest? How do they do that?

Chris: Okay, I'll admit you got me there. I don't know.

Clyde Cash: That is the reason we have a terrible economic meltdown right now. Because banks are giving out loans that people cannot pay off. And now it's all comes tumbling down. A bunch of corruption, a bunch of terrible loans, and a president who didn't know what to do. You're telling me you're financially prepared to take on a future wife?

Chris: I didn't-- I... I did not say that--

Clyde Cash: I'm doing this for the good of Julie. Do you understand what I'm asking you? This isn't hatred against you or anything. I'm trying to make you a better person.

Chris: Yeah, listen. I may or may not be financially prepared at the moment, but I know that I am emotionally prepared.

Clyde Cash: Look, I wanna tell you a story my [mumbles]. He had it all. He was completely prepared to marry his sweetheart. But you know what he didn't have? Money. He was trapped in student loans and college and he could barely pay off everything in his apartment. He's 80 and he's never heard from her since. Now, I don't want you to grow up to be a lonely old man, but... you don't have the money. Julie's gonna leave you. Julie is going to leave you. And I know this.

Julie: No I'm not.

Chris: I have faith in Julie. She has faith in me.

Clyde Cash: As I said, faith means nothing. As I said last time, if you end up homeless, it's over. She's going to leave you.

Julie: No I won't. I would never do that.

Clyde Cash: Julie.

Julie: What?

Julie: You know, you seem to be trapped in a fantasy world of romance where you think things will work out in the end. Let me tell you something. It doesn't. It doesn't work out in the end.

Julie: Yes, it's true. It will.

Clyde Cash: It doesn't.

Julie: Isn't that right Chris?

Clyde Cash: ''[overlaps]'' I'm just giving you stories, my own stories, my own personal tales of loss. And things do not work out like you see in the movies. You have to agree with me on this. The divorce rate in America is 50%. Fifty god damn percent.

Chris: Maybe so, but the other 50% are still happ-- are still happily married.

Clyde Cash: You don't know if they're happy. They could be in it for the tax. Tax breaks, and what not. They might not-- they could be seperated. My parents were for quite a long time, and than they got divorced, and than they died. It's a sad ''[idk]'' You gotta understand.

Chris: Look. Yeah. I hear-- I-I- I'm understanding where you're coming from. But you do not need to reflect your own bad times among other people.

''[Voices overlapping]''

Clyde Cash: What about your parents?

Chris: Oh, let me ask-- let me tell you something. I talked to my mother. They never got drunk before they had me. They planned me. They met in 1979, they married in 1980, I was born in 1982.

Clyde Cash: I trust the word of your brother more than the word of your parents. 'Cause your mother's been lying to Cole for quite a long time. Did he ever find out who his real father was?

Chris: Yes. He did.

Clyde Cash: Really. I should ask him, I should ask him.

''[Voices overlap]''

Chris: I'm sorry, go ahead.

Clyde Cash: No, you go. You go.

Chris: Anyway, you'll find an answer the same thing from him that his blood father was a drunk.

Clyde Cash: But what about your mother? Didn't she divorce? Or you father?

Chris: I'm sorry could you repeat that?

Clyde Cash: Didn't your mother and father, y'know, go through various marriages as well?

Chris: Yes, my mother has been through a few different marriages, and my father has only been through one marriage before they met.

Clyde Cash: You see, fifty percent is definitely not a lie. And Julie-- you and Julie... could end up the same way. It's what I'm saying. I'm TRYING for the best. I'm TRYING to help you. Julie, both of you have problems that need actual help.

Chris: You could use some of your own help as well.

Clyde Cash: I don't, okay? I'm not actually looking for.. ''[mumbles]''... if Sarah comes back, that's fine. I'm prepared. But Chris, you are not prepared at all.

Chris: I'm more prepared than you'll ever be able to imagine.

Clyde Cash: We just went over your finances, you have a hundred dollars saved up. That's not gonna get you anywhere.

Chris: I may not be financially prepared at the moment, but I am emotionally prepared right now.

Clyde Cash: Again, emotions mean nothing when you're homeless and out on the street. I'm repeating myself. I'm a parrot, and I want a cracker.

Chris: ''[Squawks loudly]''

Clyde Cash: That was unnessecary.

Chris: Well you called yourself a parrot, so I squawked. ''[squawks twice]''

Clyde Cash: You don't have to do that. Stop doing that on this conversation.

Chris: Excuse me. ''[rustling sounds]'' ''[presumably somebody calling for him]'' Coming!

''[long pause]''

Julie: Clyde, you should leave now before Chris comes back and gets mad at you. You're just making him angrier and angrier.

Clyde Cash: You better watch your mouth. Or ''[mumbles]'' will take you away from your precious, precious internets. Stay silent. ''[Starts singing something?]''

''[long pause]''

Julie: Chris?

Clyde Cash: It's the curse. The parental curse. ''[creepy sigh]'' The truth behind your crutch. This is good, isn't it...?

''[Clyde mumbles more]''

Chris: ''[sighs]'' Okay, my mom wants me to go out and get her some bread, some orange juice, and a tuna salad from Sheets (?)''[[I don't understand, local store name?]'' Sheets is open 24 hours.

Clyde Cash: That's nice. Okay. I can't believe you said--

Chris: ''[overlaps]'' Julie, I'll talk to you later on the Playstation Network. Goodbye!

Julie: Are you going to come back to Mumble?

Chris: Mm, that's something for me to think about. I'll see you later Julie. Alright, Clyde.

Julie: Alright, I'll see you later. Bye.

''[Chris disconnects.]''

Julie: Could have been better. Could have been awfully better. That's all I can say. I'm disappointed. And before you roll on me, you're suppo-- ''[cuts off]'' I am a-- ''[cuts off]''

''[Rest of the audio is muted or mumbled]''

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Mumble 5

2010-02-13T04:32:13Z

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