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		<updated>2015-01-04T00:02:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Profile Logo&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>File:Cicwc.png</title>
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		<updated>2015-01-04T00:02:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: Callitcwc uploaded a new version of &amp;amp;quot;File:Cicwc.png&amp;amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;my profile logo&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
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		<title>User:Callitcwc</title>
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		<updated>2015-01-03T23:35:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Image:Cicwc.png|right|Honest!]]&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
     FAVOR DA STRAITZ!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Yellow-Armed Sonichu.png|center|300px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Canuckfag}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Straight|MALE}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Virgin with rage}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{ClassicChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{ClydeCash}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{LiquidChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{VivianGee}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{PS2}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{PS3}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Desi}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
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		<updated>2015-01-03T23:34:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Those damned YELLOW-ARMS&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Sonichu fan art]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<updated>2015-01-03T23:28:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: Those damned YELLOW-ARMS&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Those damned YELLOW-ARMS&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_is_Angry&amp;diff=167603</id>
		<title>CWC is Angry</title>
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		<updated>2013-09-24T03:12:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: /* Video */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Megatron pistol.jpg|thumb|The rare and valuable [[Megatron pistol]], worth more than US$200 to a Transformer collector. Unless it smells like [[Chris and health|Axe and ass]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After losing the [[PaRappa contest]], though disappointed by his loss, [[Chris]] decided to be a good sport and made '''a video''' to congratulate [[Adam Stackhouse|Adam]] on his victory. It should be noted that Chris said afterward that the fans should leave Adam alone, and that he was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|forgiven]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For some time, this video was believed by the [[trolling]] community to be lost forever, but it turned up again in April 2009. Note the ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' episode ''Interfection'' playing in the background. The [[Blake]] [[medallion]], which he is rarely seen wearing, can be seen around his neck in the last second of the video as he sets the camera down.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Almost 3 years later, Chris would again attempt to create another dartboard by [[June062010.MOV|trespassing]] on [[The GAMe PLACe]]'s property to take pictures of [[Michael Snyder]]. While Chris escaped any trespassing/vehicular homicide charges, the [[Jerkops]] still managed to delete the photo and give him a warning.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Tardrage}}{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = CWC is Angry&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|DajVXRXpD8g}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = August, 2007&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Music|text}}, {{Video games|text}}, {{Violence|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Rage|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Stackhouse|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{ClassicShirt|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Chop_Chop_Master_Onion's_Rap_Showdown#Master_Onion_A-La_Mode|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Chris_Chan's_Public_Announcement#Watch|Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''most of the video is Chris shooting a photo of [[Adam Stackhouse]] with the [[Megatron pistol]] calmly reloading and shooting, again and again, in silence. Skip to 2:00 to get the spoken part'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And '''that'''... is how angry I am at [''reading offscreen''] Adam Stackhouse, A. Prelewsky, Brudell, and Surya Buchwald! They shou'ah been disqualified, 'cause they had music and more than one person in their '''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freakazoid! freakazoid] videos'''!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Master Onion A-La Mode]]|nextlink=[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2007| 2007-08]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=HEXBox&amp;diff=167602</id>
		<title>HEXBox</title>
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		<updated>2013-09-24T02:58:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Hexbox.PNG|center|300px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Hexboxguido01.png|thumb|left|[[Clyde Cash|Shit was SO cash!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LegoHexBawxController.jpg|thumb|What a CWC lego HEXBox controller would look like if Chris: 1. Liked Xboxes 2. Had any sort of [[Chris and art|artistic talent]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HEXBox''' (also spelled ''HeXBox'', ''HEX-Box'') is a [[CWC-ism]] for the [[Wikipedia:Xbox 360|Xbox 360]] game console, probably in reference to &amp;quot;[[Wiktionary:hex|hex]]&amp;quot; being a word for &amp;quot;[[curse]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has stated that if his video game ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title, but NEVER ON HEXBox.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
==Early days==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris tried to sell the [[Xbox]] games [[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']], ''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]'', [[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']] and ''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]'' on [[eBay]], which makes it possible that Chris owned an [[Xbox]], though he has been known to buy games at thrift stores and sell them for a profit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The hatred==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TROPHY.JPG|center|400px|Enjoy the hi-res MSPaint graphics.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[IRC (02 January 2009)|2 January 2009 IRC chat]], Chris expands upon his HEXBox hatred:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;12:18 &amp;lt;vivitheg&amp;gt; Why, the Xbox 360 has a lot of games that are on the [[PS3]] too&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;12:18 &amp;lt;ChrisChanSonichu&amp;gt; because [[Wikipedia:Xbox Live|the Live]] is costly.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;12:18 &amp;lt;vivitheg&amp;gt; It's only [[Chris and money|50 dollars]] a year&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;12:19 &amp;lt;vivitheg&amp;gt; that's very cheap compared to the ps3&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;12:19 &amp;lt;ChrisChanSonichu&amp;gt; and I'm already a subscriber between PS3 and [[Wii]], which are FREE.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;12:19 &amp;lt;ChrisChanSonichu&amp;gt; PSN is Free; [[Nintendo]] Wi-Fi is Free.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;12:19 &amp;lt;ChrisChanSonichu&amp;gt; [[Random-access humor|Skadoosh]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While [[Chris humps his PS3|making sweet love to his one and only love]], Chris failed to tell what he ''really'' feels about the HEXBox:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
: ''&amp;quot;I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! Kill the Xbox! New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360, you look at it makes you turn around—makes you do a 360° and walk away. Very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, [[Honor roll|whatever the half of 360° is]]. Damn damn damn damn damn! damn damn damn damn damn! [...] I love PlayStation. Sony reigns, Sony will reign in the console wars. No matter who argues. Fuck the 350&amp;amp;ndash;360 fanatics. Fuck them all to hell. Shot to hell. Damn them all. What the fuck. They're all motherfucking idiots. What the fuck. Damn damn damn damn.&amp;quot;''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He was asked about this in his [[Mailbag]], and he answered pretty much the same as all of the other responses.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I never cared for the HEXBox, and frankly it LACKS heavily in comparison to the Wii and PS3, PLUS YOU HAVE TO PAY THEIR FEES TO EVEN GO ONLINE OR DOWNLOAD DEMOS WITH IT. The Wii and Playstation Networks are FREE, ONLY costing you if you BUY the Downloadable Games. When Microsoft FINALLY get that costly detail LONG-GONE, I MAY reconsider. But in the meantime, I rest my case.|Chris, [[Mailbag 5#Chris hates the HEXBox|being completely irrational]].|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Actually, [[wikipedia:Xbox Live|Xbox Live]] has two kinds of accounts. &amp;quot;Free&amp;quot; accounts (formerly &amp;quot;Silver&amp;quot;) can access a large part of of Xbox Live features, such as friend lists, messaging, achievements and the content marketplace. &amp;quot;Gold&amp;quot; accounts, currently priced around $60/year, can play multiplayer games, use certain premium features such as Netflix (in US), get weekly discounts and get ''early'' access to certain downloadable games and demos (free accounts eventually get access to this content as well).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Considering $60 is around the price of a single game, and considering Chris's [[monthly tugboat|monthly allowance]] and his habit of purchasing video game-related things on a whim while accruing thousands of dollars of debt, the price would hardly be a problem for him. It is safe to say Chris's opposition to Xbox Live stems purely from his console-war mindset and nothing else.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While [[wikipedia:PlayStation Network|PlayStation Network]] still lets its users play multiplayer games for free, a premium version called PlayStation Plus was introduced in June 2010.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.destructoid.com/psn-plans-premium-subscriptions-online-play-remains-free-155553.phtml&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In order to prove how strongly he believes the evilness of Hex Box Live Gold, Chris was spotted in April 2011 [[PS3#PlayStation Plus|using the Plus services]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In the comics==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jason's_Hexbox.jpg|thumb|left|[[Jason Kendrick Howell|Jason]] controlling his evil empire from the luxurious comfort of his HEXBox.]][[Image:DBNT2G_police.jpg|thumb|''Don't Be Nervous Talking 2 Girls'', an indie release that, according to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris thinks is the only worthwhile game on the platform. Feel free to draw all conclusions from this you logically can.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|left|KILL THE BEAST! CUT HIS THROAT! SPILL HIS BLOOD!]][[Image:TrophyUnlocked.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The HEXBox 360 is featured during the [[Sonichu_8#The_Elevator_Gags|''elevator gag'']] portion of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are greeted by a depiction of an axe cutting through the console while traveling past the 70th floor of the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building. The 71st floor displays a PlayStation Trophy award for &amp;quot;killing that HEX-BOX.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian draws a &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#FF0000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''red'''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Xbox 360 technical problems|Damn Red Ring]]&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (23 July 2009)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; around the HEXBox's power button.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is shown surveying his evil realm using an Xbox 360 and the controller and a pirated copy of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''. Later, Chris portrays [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] as the owner of an Xbox 360, though as an actual computer hard drive. Chris, as [[Collosal Chan]], enters the Xbox, deletes everything about the [[Asperpedia]], then destroys the Xbox.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also has no idea what a real Xbox 360 is supposed to look like. Most notably, he thinks the console is tinier than a Wii and he also places the power button on the top end of the console rather than the bottom end (incidentally, Wii also has power button on top and eject button on bottom, exactly the opposite of Xbox 360). He also appears to think that it has four unprotected USB sockets directly under the disc tray (like those in the [[PS3]]), as his portrayal of [[Alec]]'s console shows; a real 360 console has two memory card slots at that location, and the USB sockets are located next to the power button, under a door.  That is, unless you have one of the new model 360s, which doesn't have those memory card slots but does have two USB slots behind a door near the power button.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Microsoft itself is not addressed in the comics either directly or via pseudonym.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Change of heart?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[XBox is OK.MOV|a video]] uploaded [[September 2010]], Chris backpedals on this blatant fanboyism and decides that the Xbox 360 has merits after all. More light was shed with the leaking of an email to [[Jackie]]:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|About the XBox thing, I've realized after a revelation that I did not really hate the console originally. As a matter of fact, I've played a store demo kiosk of the 360 twice ever. I felt the anger against it originally, because of how much it cost way back when it was the Original XBox (before the 360), and that I could not afford either one. I felt more of jealousy of everyone else who was able to afford the High Prices of the consoles, and the XBox Live stuff as well. And throughout the time, after learning of the flaws it had, such as the &amp;quot;Red Ring of Death&amp;quot;, being supportive of the lost format of HD-DVD (vs. Blu-Ray), and others, I used them as my excuses, which in arguments left me with no leg to stand on. So, I withdraw my past angst against the console. I'm still not going to buy one right away, though. I'll try it more, I mean, if I somehow got hold of a 360 inexpensively or free, or if I tried a Non-Demo console at someone else's place.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 14]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Nope, he still hates it==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the weekend of 7 September 2013, Chris was banned from the [[Ruckersville]] Wal-Mart after he vandalized an Xbox One kiosk with a felt-tip marker. Not only does this [[Chris_and_hypocrisy|backpedal on his so-called &amp;quot;change of heart&amp;quot; on the console]], but also it adds to his ever growing [[List_of_Chris's_lies|list of lies]] as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DojyqeVCD6U A typical HEXBox game]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:CWC-isms]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Video Games]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kick_the_Autistic&amp;diff=167601</id>
		<title>Kick the Autistic</title>
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		<updated>2013-09-24T02:55:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: No more Kick the Autistic :O!&lt;/p&gt;
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[[Image:KickTheAutisticWii.jpg|thumb|Game of the Year, all years.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Kick the [[Autism|Autistic]]''' is the world's favorite game. This is the act of doing anything [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] doesn't like. It is very probable he has done this in the past to get &amp;quot;[[sex|speshul treatment]]&amp;quot; from &amp;quot;Young Ladies.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Variations==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Kta.PNG|thumb|And on [[HEXBox]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
There are many known variations of the game, and we will go through the most effective.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Artistic Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Enter a competition of artistry where Chris also competes, and [[Honor roll|out-talent him]]. This is usually easily done by showing any competence at all. Favored by [[Manchester High School#Graduation|his fellow students]] and [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|that no-good Adam Stackhouse]]. Beware: Chris may [[CWC is Angry|get grumpy and shoot at your photograph.]] Or beat you up in [[Soul Calibur]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chris Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Set yourself up as one of the most visible and recognized representatives of autism within [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] culture. [[Chris and negotiation|Act like an entitled child]] and [[Chris and sex|develop]] horrifying [[recycling|perversions]], which you discuss on [[YouTube]]. Give other autistic people a bad reputation by association. There is a 100% chance this will result in them trolling you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Blanca]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Take the time to befriend Chris and pretend you are a [[Boyfriend Free Girl]] until Chris trusts you. Then get Chris to give you something of value to him, and destroy it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Jimmy Hill]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is very funny about the material which he has plagiarized. If you are an artist troll or just bored, plagiarize Chris's plagiarized comics. He will throw a fit and &amp;quot;take legal action against you if not removed by 14 days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Sweetheart]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is of the completely clueless type, and will trust anyone &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;with a little bit of time&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; who claims to have a [[China|china]]. Pretend to befriend Chris, and when you have gained his trust, tell him to do something lulzy. Say you are a woman who is turned on at the thought of him drinking his own [[semen]]. Once this happens, put the goods up on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and wait for the lulz to come pouring in.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickleman]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Somehow meet up with Chris while wearing a pickle suit. He will be bewildered by it and powerless to act.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[The Miscreants|Miscreant]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Set [[Sonichu|events]] in motion that will keep Chris from [[Virgin with rage|ever getting laid.]] Physically [[Chris and health|weaken]] him so that he can't even rape women to lose his virginity, or do anything else for that matter. Extra points for [[Jimmy Hill|clouding]] [[BlueSpike|his]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|judgement.]] As an added &amp;quot;fuck you,&amp;quot; send &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;an impostor&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Liquid Chris|The True and Honest Christian Weston Chandler]] to swipe [[Kacey|his sweetheart.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Keep doing this for the rest of his life, then send him to Hell where he'll be trolled for all eternity... or reincarnated as a pickle... whichever.&lt;br /&gt;
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The current champion of this style is Chris himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Liquid]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Pretend that you are the&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Be the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of [[Sonichu]], the electric hedgehog Pokémon. Upload videos on [[YouTube]] detailing your many encounters with [[Clyde Cash]] and your success at attracting a boyfriend free girl. Brag about the millions you have earned thanks to Sonichu, and try to conquer the Sonichu media empire that is rightfully yours.&lt;br /&gt;
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Alec Benson Leary of [[Asperchu]] has used a similar tactic, to much the same effect. Bonus points for buying ad space on the [[CWCipedia]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Michael Snyder]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
[[List of places that have banned Chris|Ban]] him from [[The GAMe PLACe|an establishment]] for being the [[Chris and hypocrisy|entitled]], [[Chris and anger|angry]], [[Chris and his Ego|self-obsessed]], [[death threats|dangerous]] manchild that he is. Quite correctly [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|never let him back in]]. '''WARNING''': This will probably result in Chris [[6 June 2010|coming to the store]] to [[pedofork|take pictures of your daughter]] and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|attempting to murder]] you with [[Son-Chu|his mother's car]]. Eventually, Chris and his mom may [[28 October 2011|visit your establishment again]], cause over $1000 in damage, and try to run off, getting charged with felonies in the process.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[God]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Refuse to bail out the one and only Autistic Hero and center of your universe, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA whenever he hits parked cars, [[28 October 2011|trespasses on private property]], or [[Walmart|vandalizes store displays]]. Grant prayers to people with concerns that aren't half as important as winning glorious victory over the Trolls/Cyber-Bullies.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Literally===&lt;br /&gt;
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Examples of literally kicking the autistic include: The teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] (barely), [[Jerkops]] (probably exaggerated) and [[Niggos#Conflicts_at_The_GAMe_PLACe|TJ from GAMe PLACe]] (almost).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has never experienced any substantial physical pain in his entire life that we know of. No broken bones or bare knuckle fights. His parents never raised a hand against him. There is also no record of him being grounded, or punished in any significant way even after he was [[Bob Walks In|caught masturbating in the kitchen]]. There is an anecdotal story about the time that [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] tried to teach him how to roller-skate. Chris fell and skinned his knee, vowing never to roller skate again.&lt;br /&gt;
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Because Chris has never been through the &amp;quot;school of hard knocks&amp;quot; ([[Charlottesville_Fashion_Square#Chris_vs._Fashion_Square|even running away if a confrontation seems imminent]],) he seems pretty confident that he [[Mary Lee Walsh|can]] [[Surfshack Tito|tell]] [[Clyde Cash|any]][[Michael Snyder|one]] [[Death threats|any]][[Chris and race|thing]] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|he]] [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|wants]] without fear of consequence. However, with his latest skirmish on the [[28 October 2011]], it remained to be seen if things would have remained this way if he was sentenced to jail, where prisoners don't take too kindly to self-entitled manchildren who throw [[Chris and anger|temper tantrums.]] Fortunately for him, he evaded this fate.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Uses by Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
Recorded examples of this particular CWC-ism include the following:&lt;br /&gt;
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*In the e-mail he sent to Sony after losing [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], Chris blamed his failure on &amp;quot;AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC!'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*At the same time, in his first [[PSN Blogs|PSN blog entry]] cursing [[Adam Stackhouse]], he bitched and mixed his metaphors about how &amp;quot;I have been the dog in America's favorite game, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC' for my whole life.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*After finding out that [[PandaHalo|Panda]] was a troll during [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], Chris whined, &amp;quot;And so, the world continues to play the world's favorite game of 'Kick the Autistic'.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Addressing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] users on 21 January 2008, Chris wrote ''&amp;quot;And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of &amp;quot;KICK THE AUTISTIC&amp;quot;, [[Chris and hypocrisy|then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize.]]&amp;quot;''&lt;br /&gt;
*A variation was used in Chris's second version of [[It's UGH!#Remake|Ok2bgay]], with Chris opening the video with the words &amp;quot;Merry Kickmas&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
Remember kids, Kick the Autistic is everyone's favorite game and can be replayed over and over with Chris. He just never learns.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jerkops]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] - Video game president, hoping to release Kick the Autistic on all major Nintendo consoles in time for Christmas.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Troll]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/bq1o8yBlHtPu_cwc-in-kick-the-autistic Click to play!!] (Offline)&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:CWC-isms]][[Category:Things Chris hates]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)</title>
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Date of birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 24 February [[Sonichu chronology#1982|1982]] (in universe)&lt;br /&gt;
24 March 2005 (IRL)&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Male&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Human (can transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]])&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Occupation'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Mayor of CWCville&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Evolves into'''&lt;br /&gt;
|  [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chris0.jpg|thumb|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Chris's most accurate self portrait&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Sammy|Try this.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCFlex.jpg|thumb|Definitely not this one.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Cwcanatomy.JPG|thumb|Anatomy analysis of the character]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Christian Weston Chandler''' is a character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. Within the comic universe,  [[Chris]] has portrayed himself as more than a [[Obesity|fat]] [[autism|autistic]] slob who refuses to work; he is the beloved mayor of [[CWCville]], &amp;quot;father&amp;quot; of hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and beloved by all ''despite'' failing almost as much as he does in real-life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite the sub-episodes ostensibly featuring Real Chris, he can't seem to keep from evoking superpowers and plot contrivances.&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg|thumb|left|A typical comic depiction of Chris - a tall, broad shouldered, handsome young man. Compare to the real hunched, fatty, double-chinned Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWC collage.jpg|thumb|left|Chris is a master of consistency.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris depicts himself as Mayor of his fictional town, [[CWCville]]. Unlike real life, comic-Chris is popular, good-looking, and surrounded by women (in reality, [[trolls]], [[Gal pal|gal-pals]] who [[Megan Schroeder|hate him]], or fictional creations like [[Allison Amber]]) He also has the ability to change himself into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and use all the powers of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] at will (thus rendering Sonichu and company completely irrelevant). &lt;br /&gt;
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Any characteristics comic-Chris possess stems from Chris's attempt to portray himself as the lovable loser type of character, known from any generic romantic comedy. He is portrayed as noble, brave, intelligent, and surrounded by cartoon characters who fawn over him. But since Chris wants to score some cheap sympathy points, comic-Chris is also portrayed as having trouble with [[Love Quest|finding a girlfriend]] and is shown to have a limited ability to fight off his [[Manajerks|enemies]] and is regularly in need of help from his supportive friends in order to overcome his problems. In the comic, real-life relics like his [[Medallions of Fail|medallion]] aren't handicaps, they're magical objects which can make his [[China|dreams come true]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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He even has a job as Mayor of CWCville, and a [[Allison Amber|doting secretary]] on whom he dumps all his [[Semen|dirty work]], which she takes with a smile.In other words, comic-Chris is who real Chris really wants to be, basically making him a self-insert Mary Sue character. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Atrocities===&lt;br /&gt;
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This does, however, have the unfortunate side effect of making comic-Chris ''even more'' murderous and psychotic than his real-life counterpart, primarily due to him (and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|superpowered goons]]) possessing the power to actually carry out his [[Death threats|threats]], in an artificial environment where he can kill and maim those who get in his way, and at the same time be completely in the right about it. &lt;br /&gt;
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To elaborate- in the space of only 10 issues, he permanently crippled [[Liquid Chris|someone]] [[Megatron Pistol|by]] [[Sonichu Special 4|shooting]] him in the legs after he'd surrendered, [[Sonichu #0|completely destroyed the home life]] of a [[Jerkhief|man]] who was simply doing his job and then callously mocking him by saying that [[Chris and his Ego|''he'd'']] suffered worse, sealed up and destroyed a populated building whilst ensuring no living thing escaped (and later trying to blame it on the building's lackluster security), broke into [[Mary Lee Walsh|an old woman]]'s home and brutally attacked her to the extent of causing paralysis, directly ordered the murder of over 1500 people in the self-perpetrated destruction of the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building, carried out a Holocaust on [[Homos|homosexual]]s and asexuals, and arranged a [[Sonichu #10|show trial]] for [[Asperpedia Four|four men]] in an openly biased court, before personally executing them in brutal and inhumane ways. Why? For making a [[Asperchu|parody webcomic]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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It should also be noted that he does this all with a [[creepy stare|gleeful smile]] on his face, and with no [[Chris and remorse|remorse]] or justification for any of it whatsoever. Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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Being the narcissistic tool he is, Chris felt it reasonable to add himself into his own comic. Right from [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] Chris is depicted on the front cover commanding Sonichu to &amp;quot;Zap to the extreme!&amp;quot;, and within the comic itself, congratulating Sonichu for his victory. At this point, not only is Chris drawing himself semi-realistically, but he is still a minor character. ''Sonichu'' #0 is one of the rare issues that is actually based primarily around the idea of Sonichu as the protagonist.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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''Sonichu'' #1 is Chris's lowest-key outing to date, merely depicting himself commenting on the actions of the characters, and, bizarrely, his own [[Art|drawing ability]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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Having again drawn himself on the cover, by ''Sonichu'' #2 Chris has turned himself into a fully-fledged main character. Going insane with self-absorption, Chris depicts himself as the embodiment of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] foretold by his [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|ancestors]]. It is in this issue that he first gains his ability to turn into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], an event which will dominate the rest of the series almost to the point of [[Sonichu]]'s redundancy.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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After featuring heavily in the previous comic, Chris takes a backseat to the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Sadly, he still can't resist adding his head onto the first page.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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The legendary comic made entirely up of sub-episodes about Chris's life. Things get a little confusing because not only are the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] depicted as existing in Real Chris's universe, but he also has super-powers with which to battle the [[jerkop]]s. Again, Chris is depicting himself with selfless friends and powers he wished he actually had, but doesn't. And all the powers and Pokémon in the world still don't stop him getting beaten by the Jerkops or being trolled by [[Hanna]]. This comic also marks the introduction of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], the sister he wishes he had in real life (for [[china|obvious]] reasons).&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris5.jpg|thumb|150px|Manga Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Real Chris, distraught at discovering [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] is getting married, depicts himself as a noble gentleman who wants what's best for her and allows her to get married. In reality Sarah couldn't care less what Chris thought about her marriage, which renders his acceptance of the wedding null and void. An interpretation could be made that Chris is battling the two versions of himself - the side who wants Sarah all to himself (Real Chris, played by [[Wes Iseli]]) and the side who wants Sarah to be happy (Comic Chris). It probably helped that by this point Chris had transferred his feelings for Sarah over to [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], who makes her début appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]], allowing him to make the noble choice a lot easier than it would have otherwise been.&lt;br /&gt;
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This comic also introduces the pseudo-manga look (thanks a lot, Megan) that would come to characterize later comics. &lt;br /&gt;
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By the next episode, things starts to get confusing. Yes, Chris is Mayor of [[CWCville]] and can order around public servants, but he still can't find a [[boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend]]. Despite this, he continues to depict himself as a noble warrior of [[China|love]], protecting all of [[Virginia]] from [[Mary Lee Walsh|those who would to take it away]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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''Sonichu'' #6 is the first issue to go into detail about how Comic Chris manages to manage running a city while sitting around getting [[Hanna|trolled]]. Opening with Real Chris discovering that his beloved dog [[Patti Chandler]] can talk, the action soon switches to Comic Chris as they enter CWCville. Chris introduces [[Patti-Chan]] to [[Allison Amber]], a Hollywood starlet who gave up her promising career to run CWCville while Chris was sitting in his [[Attraction Location|attraction locations]]. This character is indicative of how Chris portrays himself as so charismatic that young women drop everything to do his bidding. He is the &amp;quot;Big Cheese&amp;quot;. Either way, fictional Allison Amber has a boyfriend, so Chris loses out in his own comic yet again.&lt;br /&gt;
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Comic Chris spends the rest of the comic bemoaning his loneliness, and making veiled hints that [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] is his true [[sweetheart]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris7.jpg|thumb|Chris as depicted in ''Sonichu'' #7]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chrisandsammy.jpg|thumb|left|Chris and [[Sammy]] together]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The megalomania begins on the cover, which is decorated with tiny pictures of the important moments of Chris's life, such as the time he held a basketball or tricked Megan into being photographed with him. &lt;br /&gt;
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The comic itself revolves around Comic Chris and Megan, who is depicted as struggling with her feelings for Chris (in reality, she hated him). The comic at this point was being used as a tool to attract Megan, so much of the extraneous action is centered on the dating life of the [[Sonichu (species)|sonichus]] as a (barely) veiled hint as to what direction their friendship should take. The courting of Megan is also why it's the most Manga-centric issue to date, as well as the most inconsistent when it comes to Chris's depictions of himself, as he manages to draw himself differently in every frame. &lt;br /&gt;
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This issue is also notable because it introduces [[Sammy]], a younger version of Comic Chris who is a lot more similar to Real Chris, in that he watches TV on [[Ghostbusters|&amp;quot;ghost command,&amp;quot;]] is [[Obesity|massively overweight]], and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shits his pants]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Halfway through making the comic Chris was being trolled relentlessly, so he responded by trapping himself in the [[Time Void]], and thus removing himself from the direct action.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Unable to keep himself completely out of the action, Chris emerges temporarily from the time void on the 10th floor in the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building in order to physically assault an employee who is working on a caricature of the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw|over-sized drinking straw]] picture, while [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu]] cheer HIM ON in unison. Chris disappears immediately afterward.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris still can't help but put himself in the comic, even when he's said to be out of the scene, in issue #9. The first time he shows up is during [[Ivy]]'s &amp;quot;vision&amp;quot; portraying her being with Chris as told by [[GodJesus|God and Jesus]]. The second time is at the end of the comic. In the scene, [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Wild Sonichu]] discover the [[Time Void]] and end up pulling Chris out of the void. Fifteen minutes later, Chris, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], unveils some sort of plan (which is never mentioned) and he races off. On the final page, Chris declares that he, and anyone he created out of his sweetheart search misadventures, will never show up in the pages of his comic again... though the last page presumes that it'll continue in ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Despite the announcement at the end of the previous issue, Chris's character returns and quickly places himself in the middle of the spotlight. Whatever small narrative restraints the character had before are now completely gone, and he works more as a wish-fulfilling Gary Stu than ever. Even worse, Comic Chris has inherited the same exact personality as his real-life counterpart. During the time this issue was being drawn, Chris was boiling with [[Chris and anger|rage]] and [[Death threats|crying for the blood]] of [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Clyde Cash]], [[Evan|and]] [[Asperpedia|every]] [[Alec Benson Leary|other]] [[troll]] and for the  [[Christian Love Day|&amp;quot;straightening out&amp;quot;]] of [[homosexual]] [[JERK|males]] due to all the gay ads in his [[CWCipedia]].&lt;br /&gt;
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At the beginning of the comic Chris discusses the future, wherein he is to be married to a woman named [[Lovely Weather]] and, since he slept with her, he is no longer a virgin. Apparently, homosexuality is such a big problem in the future that Chris was also asked by future scientists to donate some of his &amp;quot;straight&amp;quot; blood so they could use it for a vaccine. Chris, however, hoping to employ it on the homos in the present, sends Magi-Chan back to the future to steal a crate of the vaccine.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris moves on to fight some devil trolls who had infested his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|old website]], and then he attacks and destroys 4-cent_garbage.com leaving a hundred people dead in the process, including Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash, who are forced to commit suicide. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is then attacked by [[Naitsirhc]], but Chris eventually gets the upper hand and tries out the gay vaccine on him. After Naitsirhc turns back into his old incarnation, Chris declares the vaccine a success, and gives the order to pollute all the drinking water supplies in the world with it, effectually eradicating homosexuality and asexuality (since Chris for some reason does not like that either).&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Meg Griffin]] suddenly turns up and claims to be fan of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], much to Chris's pleasure. After beating up some random guy who called Meg &amp;quot;sir&amp;quot; and Chris &amp;quot;madam&amp;quot;, he cheats on Lovely Weather by making out with her, after her confirming that she is consensual. Unbeknownst to Chris, Meg is really [[Silvana Rosechu]] in disguise, and Chris has therefore been trolled.&lt;br /&gt;
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Once again Chris feels the need to apologize without really apologizing, this time to the homosexuals who might have been offended by the fact that he just committed something comparative to genocide against them. With that out of the way, Chris takes out the [[Sonichu Balls]] and transforms into [[Collosal Chan]], and together with Sonichu, who have now been transformed into [[Ultra Sonichu]], he sets out to &amp;quot;right some wrongs&amp;quot;. Aside from the minor detail of getting [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] out of the mirror, [[Collosal Chan|Hobo Chan's]] main priority is getting rid of [[Asperchu]], which he does by breaking into Asperchu/Alec Benson Leary's house, fingerbanging his &amp;quot;[[Xbox|HEXBox Pavilion]]&amp;quot; to the breaking point and turning Asperchu and the rest of the comic cast into &amp;quot;improved&amp;quot; versions of themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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After this, Hobo-Chan fights [[Mary Lee Walsh]], leaving her completely paralyzed and sentenced to a lifetime in CWCville's maximum-security prison (killing her is out of the question after the [[Liquid Chris]] furor). After that, Chris reverts to his human form and gives a speech. Meanwhile, Simonla Rosechu is murdered, and the Asperpedia Four are arrested for the crime. And at the same times as Chris starts giving out blessing and apologies to the Asperpedia Four, they are subjected to a show trial for their crime against him and CWCville, and are brutally executed by the Sonichus, with Chris partaking in Alec's execution by electrocution, and personally carrying out Mao's execution by tearing him apart with his psychic powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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And so the issue ends with Chris by urging everyone to celebrate his masturbatory holiday, [[Christian Love Day]], and leap and dance and sing praise in his name, for great is his wisdom and his benevolence.&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has yet to appear in the unfinished ''Sonichu'' #11.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fan art|chris=Chris_fan_art)|linkname=Christian Weston Chandler}} &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and his Ego]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Obesity]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christian Weston Chandler]] – Chris IRL&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] – his [[Patti-Chan|furry]] side&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Collosal Chan]] - the personification of his God complex&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] – his [[Silvana|feminine]] side&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] – his [[homos|homo]] side&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] – his [[Niggos|racist]] side&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sammy]] – his much more [[Honest Content|honest]] self-portrait&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hedgehog Boys}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris's alter egos]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
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		<title>Pixelated PS3</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: /* Transcript */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The '''Pixelated PS3''' is a Frankenstein-esque abomination that combines a slimline PS2 with a casing made of randomly-colored (apparently ''black'' is a rare and coveted color) Lego and [[Pixelblocks]], which [[Chris]] submitted to [[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|''Robot Chicken'']]'s &amp;quot;What would you do for a [[PS3]]?&amp;quot; contest. The Pixelated PS3 was shown to still exist by [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|29 September 2009]]. Luckily for Chris, he didn't overheat and destroy his PSTwo by entombing it in so much plastic shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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It should also be noted that Chris [[slow-in-the-minds|actually required notes]] so he could remember his basic, awkward-sounding lines.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Pixelated PS3&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|_PYyrmtbLTw}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 28 [[November 2006]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Television|text}}, {{Video games|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{ClassicShirt|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| other          = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE#Watch|Christian Weston Chandler's &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; FUTURE MESSAGE]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I'd throw away the cure for autism… ''if I had it!''}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, from [[Ruckersville, Virginia]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[''[[Things Chris has ripped off|sings to the tune of the Klondike Bar jingle]]''] “What would you do for a [[PS3]]?”&lt;br /&gt;
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What I would do for a PS3? ''I'' tell ya what I'd do!&lt;br /&gt;
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''Well'', if I had the [[monthly tugboat|money]], I'd wait in line! Like all the other people did with their ''tents'' and all that good stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
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I'd throw away the cure for [[autism]]… ''if I had it!'' 'Cause I wanna get rid of that dog—doggone, long—life-long curse that I've had.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''looks at piece of paper with scribbled-down notes'']&lt;br /&gt;
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And, uh… oh, yeah! I would trade in my… PS2 for another thing!&lt;br /&gt;
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Or, uh, otherwise, um… I'd make one from ''wood'' [[Duck|if it was hard enough!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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But you know what ''I'' did? ''I'' did it!&lt;br /&gt;
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[''reaches down and picks up fake PS3'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I made it—made one from Legos and [''voice cracks with excitement''] ''Pixelblocks!''&lt;br /&gt;
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And—believe it or not… I actually play ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on this thing!&lt;br /&gt;
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[''switches to a deep voice and Scottish accent''] ''Thunderhorse!''&lt;br /&gt;
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[''reaches towards the camera to turn-off recording'']&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:0783-LegoPS3AndGuitar.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0784-LegoPS3-1.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0785-LegoPS3-2.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]|nextlink=[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC on TV}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Contests]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Video Games]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Sony]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:PS3]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 2006-11-28]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Trollin_Train&amp;diff=166629</id>
		<title>Trollin Train</title>
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		<updated>2013-07-28T23:00:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''Trollin Train''' was a fake [[troll]] forum, established on 27 [[July 2010]], which Chris frequented under the trollsona &amp;quot;[[JenkinsJinkies]]&amp;quot;. He eventually gave up on posting, afraid that when [[jerkops]] &amp;quot;busted&amp;quot; the forum they would mistake him for a troll.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie_E-mails_22|Jackie E-mails]], 14 [[November 2010]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Trollin Train is an excellent example of both Chris's [[Naive|naïveté]] and his [[ego]]. His JenkinsJinkies persona was instantly recognized by the trolls due to his narrow grasp of [[Chris and English|the English language]], and taken advantage of from the start. Furthermore, his arrogance led him to believe that all of the trolls had immediately fallen for his ruse and that a fourteen-year-old sodomist who had moved in ''directly'' across the street from Chris would fit in perfectly with the secret trolling circle (because in [[Chris and Reality|Chris's mind]], all trolls are really angsty gay children). Needless to say, the JenkinsJinkies [[Manboobs|teat]] was milked for all it was worth and Chris went along without ever realizing it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's Posts==&lt;br /&gt;
===Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived. (Thu 29 July 2010 12:19 AM)===&lt;br /&gt;
A new thread in which Chris introduces himself:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|First, let me say I am most humbled to be welcomed among my fellow Troll Kind. [[File:Smiley smug.gif]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, let me tell a bit more about myself for starters. My real name is [[Junior Jenkins]] (Scooby-Doo was the inspiration behind the &amp;quot;Jinkies&amp;quot;). LOL. I had a [[birthday]] recently on the 16th of July, so now I'm 15. I couldn't celebrate it with my friends like I would have wanted to, because I was hitchhiking my way to [[Ruckersville]] from Boston. I'm crashing at a house where I have some relatives there (They're the fucking Black Sheep of the family, and they're not close within the same house. It is cool, because they won't rat me out to my parents and siblings. Like I need another damn minute with those assholes who overlook me). And a better part, their house is across the street from [[14 Branchland Court|Chrissy's house]]. Sadly, though, the blinds to [[Chris's room|his bedroom]] are always closed, but I still get some sights of him and the family out of their house. &lt;br /&gt;
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I've arrived at my new home a few days ago on the 20th. I'll be spending my Sophmore year and so on in Greene County's High School. I promised I'd write to my gal back in Boston, but what happens here she doesn't have to know. [[File:Emot-dong.gif]] I'll have to make some new friends come September, but I'll be cool; I'm a stud! &lt;br /&gt;
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I'll also miss my favorite duo of dudes, Jerry and Dino. They taught me the ropes of high school life; they both were 16. I looked up to them (like I would have for [[Carol Chandler|my older sister]] if she wasn't such a fuckin' cunt). They were a [[Homos|gay]] couple, and they respected me as a friend only. I made it my Final Realization I was not gay with the help of Jerry and my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]], Lisa. Sweet little whore took me in with gratitude on my 14th birthday. She had a few exes from [[Middle School]], and her mom was a Bondage Queen. &lt;br /&gt;
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Before then, I had a gay experience in Summer Camp when I was 7. My bunkmates were experimenting, and made me their mo-fo unwilling guinea pig. I was blindfolded during the whole thing, feeling an 8-year old's [[pickle|dick]] up my ass. I was not thrilled from the ordeal. But [[January 2010|last January]], I became curious from the recalling of the feeling, so I asked Jerry to show me a night. At first it was neutral, then he made out with me; his breath was minty with a hint of garlic from something he ate; it was cool with me. Then he told me to suck his dick, and I did; the taste and sight did not thrill me. And he sucked [[Duck|mine]]. He got a rise out of me, but then I started to feel uneasy. It was minor at first, and I promised myself I'd see this through. Finally, he was in me doggy style. As he humped me, I was feeling it both in my penis, and in my gut; worsening as he went on. And eventually, I embarrassed myself grossly. I came AND fucking threw up simultaneously. Jerry had not come yet himself, and out of respect, he withdrew himself and asked me if I was okay. He cleaned me, and my mess on his floor up. I felt soo damn ashamed, but Jerry was kind and understanding to me. And it was then I confirmed it for myself that I was not gay, and Jerry and Dino agreed with me. So with that, I was able to move forward feeling more confident in my orientation. [[File:Emot-spergin.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, after moving here, I have studied the times of exits and entries from the Chandler Chateau, looking for a pattern. There was definitely one with [[Bob|Robert]], morning for breakfast at [[Burger King|B.K.]] and afternoon outings to I.D.K. where. [[Barbara]] appears to come out mostly either in the afternoon or night; sometimes in the mornings. And Chris has no set pattern as far as I can tell yet. &lt;br /&gt;
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But I'll post new stuff as I learn them, some with (hopefully embarrassing) photographs of Chris as I learn and take. &lt;br /&gt;
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Smell ya later, &lt;br /&gt;
Junior Jenkins &amp;quot;Jinkies&amp;quot;.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=579&amp;amp;highlight=#579]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)===&lt;br /&gt;
Another new thread. Parts of this message were very clearly dictated to Chris by [[Bob]]. In it, Chris makes the absurd assumption that the trolls are animal abusers, and was snapped at by the trolls in response.&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|I've been keeping watch over Christian's house for any consistent patterns or LULZy details. I had seen none, even when I went over there while no one was at home. Although, I did mess up the [[cats]] a bit by stepping on their paws; the scratches and bites were worth it. All of the doors were locked (big surprise). Their garden was a big jungle (only half my height, though; about 2 feet high max). I found no incriminating evidence in their garbage. &lt;br /&gt;
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But recently, I made a call to their house and pretended to be a fan of [[Sonichu]]. Bob was bored I guess, and he talked to me. After mentioning the Trolls, Bob said to me, &amp;quot;Sissies that hide behind screen names and the [[internet]] are the biggest bunch of cowards and the scum of the earth. They are afraid to come out one-on-one, face-to-face. [[Hooker incident|They would hide behind their mothers' skirts.]]&amp;quot; Then he directed to one of our own he found out somehow, &amp;quot;Females are the worst; such as Miranda &amp;quot;Enjoy The Big [[Pickle]]&amp;quot; Cosgrove.&amp;quot; That surprised me greatly, but in defensefor you, Miranda, Bob would be of no match against you. &lt;br /&gt;
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Then Bobby said, &amp;quot;Meet me in person at [[Burger King]] in [[Ruckersville]] Any Day between 9:30 &amp;amp; 10:30 AM, and I will talk to you and your friends and answer your questions. Christian and I are not afraid and have nothing to hide. We are [[Slow-in-the-minds|simple]] and above bored.&amp;quot; We chatted some more and then he hung up. &lt;br /&gt;
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I'd say let's troll Bobby further to get to Chrissy. I went there this morning; he was civil and gave me some info on Chris, such as that he has a complete collection of [[Wikipedia:50 State quarters|the United State Quarters]] on a Map (What a dumb way to save [[money]]). He also calls Chris a good boy (I agree with him; he ain't grown up). And, ooh, this is a good one; Chris tried to roller skate, and fell multiple times, even though he did a lot better on Ice Skates at the Ice Park (a class he took at [[PVCCitizens]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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I'm sure the more of us that go to Bobby and talk to him, the more information we can get out of him about Chrissy for our schemes. &lt;br /&gt;
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I'll continue to keep watch and let y'all know when something new and lulzy comes up. &lt;br /&gt;
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Junior Jenkins.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=953&amp;amp;highlight=#953]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Damn! (Wed 25 Aug 2010 5:42 AM)===&lt;br /&gt;
In response to a thread announcing that Chris had discovered Trollin Train:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|Chris found this Forum?!!! I agree with you, Miranda, what if Chris doesn't download our virus at all; he's reading our plans, he may just boycott downloading ANYTHING new from [[ModNation Racers|ModNation]] or [[LittleBigPlanet|LittleFuckPlanet]]. And even IF [[Sony]] doesn't read what he wrote, they are aware of our shit as well. I tell ya, he ain't hiding, he's snitchin' on us for the fuckin' &amp;quot;good&amp;quot; of every lazy fuck on the PSN. Anti-Viruses can be put into any next Update now. &lt;br /&gt;
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Plus, Chris may come out of hiding and make a video to put the close on our fuckin' repeated death rumor. And I have noticed something else, with my Laptop, I managed to use a bit of his Wi-Fi (it goes all around his yard). It Disappears Nightly, and sometimes Daily. He's Unplugging his Internet, keeping us out. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Emot-frogsiren.gif]] &lt;br /&gt;
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I have to hand it to him, he makes it Frustrating to Troll Him. It's like we have to PAY AirFare or HitchHike Dangerously and do it Old-Fashioned with Accordian Cameras and shit like that.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1011&amp;amp;highlight=#1011]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;virus&amp;quot; he mentions was in reference to a thread in which trolls claimed to be putting viruses into ''LBP'' and ''ModNation'' DLC that Chris would be likely to download. Note that [[wikipedia:Bellows (photography)|cameras with bellows]] have not been used by trolls since 1912; Chris ''may'' have been listening to tales from [[Bob]], but this seems unlikely.&lt;br /&gt;
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===That plan is NO GOOD (Wed 25 Aug 2010 5:48 AM)===&lt;br /&gt;
In response to a thread about digging up Patti:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|I personally took a closer look at [[Patti]]'s grave; it is Harder to break in than [[Wikipedia:United States Bullion Depository|fort fuckin' knox]]. the body is buried deep underground with Cement Blocks covering the site, and her [[Father Call|HEAVY Dog House]] is on top of those Cement Blocks. I wouldn't be surprised if they Cemented her grave as well. Also, the site is Heavily Surrounded by Trees and Heavy Branches; it's like Deepest in the Mine Shaft with Cave-Ins happening all the time.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1012&amp;amp;highlight=#1012]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Nah, dude (Thu 26 Aug 2010 4:55 AM)===&lt;br /&gt;
In response to a thread about getting [[The Bear]] to call Chris &amp;quot;Mr. Poopy Head&amp;quot; so that Chris would have to rename himself to &amp;quot;Mr. Poopy Head Weston Chandler&amp;quot;. The post was likely made in the wrong thread, as it appears to be a response to  [http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=83 Christian Weston Chandler: 1982 - 2010]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|Do you really think he's that retarded? To perform a Repeated Act is fucktarded. Like we ALL know he is alive; I am watching him, his family and his house daily; it is POINTLESS and Redickulous to remake the Rumor of his death. We should Not Repeat performances, because he will be Expecting them and Knowing very well to ignore the Trite Fucktardedness.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1062&amp;amp;highlight=#1062]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Hey, the Equipment and the Digging (Thu 26 Aug 2010 5:12 AM)===&lt;br /&gt;
In response to the same thread about digging up Patti:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|It's all no good; the neighborhood is Very Often Quiet. The noise will be heard by someone, if not the Damndler family; someone would call the [[Jerkops|Police]] on us for sure. Besides which, I was Haunted by the spirit of the dog AND the child Monday Night. &lt;br /&gt;
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I went over to Chris's house with a flashlight that Night. I'm trekking through the daylilly garden aisles, searching for more bad I can do about the house. When suddenly, I hears a voice, &amp;quot;Hello&amp;quot;. I look around and see nobody. I am Terrified. Then suddenly, I am fucking paralyzed; my ankles and wrists are pulled to my left and right, feeling like there were other people's hands holding them down on a floor, and I feel a pair of hands on my Neck too; strangling me, yet I can still breathe. Then the voice comes back, &amp;quot;Hello, Mr. [[Troll]].&amp;quot; It is the voice of a child, about 8 years old. I struggle to look around, yet I see nobody. I'm fuckin' shittin' my pants here. The voice continues, &amp;quot;Do not be afraid of me, like the teachers of the [[Elementary School]] were; they did not understand me and my mind. I want you to understand my mind...&amp;quot; Right after, I see a lot of strange images going through my mind. Including the images of an [[Abusive babysitter|abusive babysitter called &amp;quot;Roache&amp;quot;]] locking me alone in a static room; a therapy session at [[James Madison University]]; the teachers, guidance counsoler and principal of [[Nathanel Greene Elementary School]] holding me down and taping my screams and more. I tried to scream, but Nothing came out; it was a [[Family Guy|Scream of Silence]]; I could not even utter a WORD in Normal Voice; Only Silence. &lt;br /&gt;
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Next thing I knows, I am knocked back onto the cement block trail of the garden aisle, by the weight of a big dog, yet there was no dog. Wrists, Ankles and Neck still being hand-held, the child ghost leaves my mind, and then I hear a deep womanly voice, Growling at me as I smelled the stench of a dog's breath surrounding my nostrils. The voice says, &amp;quot;Do not mess with my master, my family or me, you infidel!&amp;quot; Next, I feel the sting of [[Patti|the dog]] biting into both of my ankles, one after the other. At that moment, I struggle back, leaving behind the lit flashlight I dropped earlier when my arms were being stretched out. And I limp as fast as I can back to my house, closing and locking the door behind me, gasping for breath and dripping with sweat. I limp to the bathroom with the shower and look in the mirror; what a gross mess I looked like. And I see a Big, Red Rash on the right side of my neck, and rashes on both of my wrists, from the hands that held them in place. And my pant legs were ripped, and he saw on both of my ankles rashes, and Teeth Marks of a Dog. I tried to scream again, but it was another silent scream. And I was unable to speak at all for Four Hours. &lt;br /&gt;
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I have encountered the Spirits of Young Christopher Weston Chandler and [[Patti]], protecting the Chandler Household. I warn you all right here and now, Stay Away from his house, and Patti's Grave. It is NOT worth it to have to suffer the Nightmare that can render you as damned silent as the [[Autistic]] child. And Patti is definitely not friendly to our dark kind. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[List of Chris's lies|I tell you only the truth, my friends.]]|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1068&amp;amp;highlight=#1068]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Dudes, you are not gonna believe this. (Sun 29 Aug 2010 1:22 PM)===&lt;br /&gt;
Another new thread, posted as a part of Chris's half-baked plot to get over nine thousand dollars for destroying his PS3:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|Even I could not believe it, but I was an Eye-Witness to Chris Smashing his own [[PSTriple]]. I had just gotten home from an outing with my family, when at about 4:00 on the afternoon of this Saturday the 28th, I saw Chris walk outside of his house with his Camera in one hand, a pair of workers gloves in his back pocket, and his PS3 in the other hand. I was curious, so I followed him to his backyard, where I watched from behind the gazebo. Thank God I was not seen by him. Yet Fuck Me for forgetting MY Camera. &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, he had taken a busted Air Conditioner from his Junk Pile, placed his console onto it, placed the tripod to one side and detached the camera from it to get a close up of his fat face. I don't remember his shitty speech fully, but it was some stuff of finding peace within himself and was about to destroy the &amp;quot;vessel?&amp;quot; which held his &amp;quot;lonely, anguished self&amp;quot; from the past three years. Then he reattached the camera to the tripod, relocated it for a closer view, walked in front of it, put on the gloves, picked up the nearby brick and started WAILING on it. I was just all Shocked, I could barely move and believe my eyes. He was smashing the thing like asteroids at fucking Armageddon. He looked like he was not going to stop. But after a minute, he put down the brick, took off his gloves and turned the camera off. Also, he had removed the Removable cover with his decals on it; said he was keeping it as a momento or something. And he walked back to the house, carrying his camera and the pieces of his own Smashed PSTriple. &lt;br /&gt;
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I would have posted sooner, but I was paralyzed with shock for hours; it was Horrifying to me. And later at about near 10:45 that night, I watched from the window of my room as he laid the smashed PS3 on his gravel driveway, and recorded Driving Over it with both of his Left Tires, about 4 or 5 times! My Shock continued more. &lt;br /&gt;
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I finally recovered about a couple of hours ago, ate a Hungry Man Dinner; I could not eat at all since the first smashing. Then I remembered that I should really be posting this, so here I am.&lt;br /&gt;
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OMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMG...|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1186&amp;amp;highlight=#1186]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/ Trollin Train]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Dead.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{The Internet}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Historical Documents]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DeviantART&amp;diff=166287</id>
		<title>DeviantART</title>
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		<updated>2013-07-03T02:07:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: Replaced links some links with archived links to when the accounts were still active.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|This account will mainly be used to get in touch with [[Good Fan Art|choice Fan Artists]].|~ Cwcipedia dA Journal, on why the comments are disabled in all of Chris's pictures.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''deviantART''' is a large online art community where artists can host their artwork, and receive comments and critique from fellow artists and art appreciators. Being one of the most popular amateur art websites in the world, deviantART attracts the best and the worst of us. Especially the worst. In the [[Troll|trolling]] world, deviantART is notorious as a den for ''[[Sonic]]'' [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|recolors]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|poorly drawn furry porn]], so it's no surprise that [[Chris]] became a member.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris's deviantART accounts ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Sonichu''' &amp;amp;mdash; Established 28 December [[2005]] and banned in early September 2008, presumably for yiff porn.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''SonichuSite''' &amp;amp;mdash; Established 19 September [[2008]]. Permabanned for a kinda nebulously defined failure, likely the blatant pornography from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. In his next account's Journal, Chris said he [[Chris and remorse|has no idea why he was banned]]. Reading comprehension is apparently not part of [[Honor Roll|the most prestigious reaches of American education]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Cwcipedia''' &amp;amp;mdash; Used while the [[CWCipedia]] was down. The account was opened 9 [[August 2009]] and closed on the 28th for evasion of the previous ban and posting erotic artwork featuring underage characters (which is to say, [[Rosechu]]'s washing machine pic from [[Sonichu 9|Episode #20]] &amp;amp;mdash; it was actually deleted before the account was banned completely).&lt;br /&gt;
===Chris's greeting on &amp;quot;SonichuSite&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
Availabe via WaybackMachine.&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|'''Mood:'''  Joy&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Listening to:''' [[Chris and music|Lite Rock, Z-95.1]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Reading:''' My [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] as I draw them, or feeling [[Chris and English|Nestolgic]].&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Watching:''' [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Family Guy]], [[Anime]], etc.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Playing:''' [[Guitar Hero]] and Sonic on [[Playstation 3]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Eating:''' [[Chris and health|Healthy Choice TV Entres]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Drinking:''' Pepsi Cola (Similar Formula found in [[CWC Cola]])&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Greetings, my Loayal [[Sonichu]] &amp;amp; [[Rosechu]] [[Fans]]. Christian Weston Chandler is the Official Owner of this page, and I am here to tell you the news of this page.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Main Reason I am uploading the Sonichu &amp;amp; Rosechu Fanart, more than my Original and Official stuff, is because this DeviantART account is to be the Official Sonichu &amp;amp; Rosechu FanArt Section for Sonichu.net.&lt;br /&gt;
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I am thinking of backing up my Comic Book Pages, as well as More Original Art on here in the future. But For Now, this is Basically For FanArt. So enjoy the other people's work I have been mostly delighted to find and have received.&lt;br /&gt;
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Just a reminder that if you'd like to offer a submission to the FanArt Secion of your own, you may create your own deviantART account and upload it or them, or you may e-mail me your FanArt at ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com.&lt;br /&gt;
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Peace to all my Loyal Sonichu &amp;amp; Rosechu Fans.&lt;br /&gt;
Christian W. Chandler.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris's use of deviantART ==&lt;br /&gt;
As in the case of [[YouTube]] and [[Wikipedia]], Chris really doesn't understand the point of the website, and all of the finer community aspects of the website flew right over his head. He regarded deviantART as a place to dump his images into, disabled comments, and completely disregarded all comments he received through his userpage. His stated goal was to &amp;quot;''get in touch with choice Fan Artists,''&amp;quot; but with his usual attitude of &amp;quot;I post images, others listen,&amp;quot; we have no idea how this would have worked. In other words, Chris operated just like many other ''Sonic'' recolorists who ended up on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], only that he didn't even allow ''praising'' comments to be posted.&lt;br /&gt;
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== True and Honest Fans ==&lt;br /&gt;
In CWCipedia's &amp;quot;Communities&amp;quot; page, Chris listed &amp;quot;SonichuFanclub&amp;quot; as an officially sanctioned ''[[Sonichu]]'' dA community.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://sonichu.deviantart.com/ Sonichu] &amp;amp;mdash; Chris's first account&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090203144307/http://sonichusite.deviantart.com/ SonichuSite] &amp;amp;mdash; Chris's second account&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090901061606/http://cwcipedia.deviantart.com/ Cwcipedia] &amp;amp;mdash; Chris's third account&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://sonichufanclub.deviantart.com/ SonichuFanclub] &amp;amp;mdash; &amp;quot;Official&amp;quot; fanart&lt;br /&gt;
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{{The Internet}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Websites]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris's websites]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=South_Park&amp;diff=165616</id>
		<title>South Park</title>
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		<updated>2013-05-04T00:48:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: /* Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Quote|Hey, [[Vivian]]. I'm﻿ going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this &amp;quot;South Park&amp;quot; Parody; You Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY! You ought to know I like &amp;quot;South Park&amp;quot;, especially the [[Stress|less dramatic]], [[Random-access humor|more comical]] episodes. ROFL|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CADD_Chef.jpg|thumb|&amp;quot;Grade-F destruction&amp;quot;? Really?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''South Park''''' is a popular animated comedy program on Comedy Central. [[Chris]] is an avowed fan of the series. His collection of [[List_of_Chris's_PSN_video_downloads|PlayStation Network video downloads]] and [[Netflix]] downloads include dozens of ''South Park'' episodes, and he's swiped both its content and style on more than one occasion in his comics.&lt;br /&gt;
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==South Park in ''Sonichu''==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Beel===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Beel}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Beel is the receptionist at the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. His appearance seems to be somewhat based on the [[Wikipedia:List of supporting characters on South Park#Satan|Satan]] character on ''South Park'', with the exception of his lack of facial hair and cloven hooves as featured on Satan. The Satan character on the show is a [[homos|homo]], and was engaged in love affairs with [[Wikipedia:List of supporting characters on South Park#Saddam Hussein|Saddam Hussein]] and other male characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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===CADD Chef===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|CADD Chef}}&lt;br /&gt;
CADD Chef is a minor villain. One can easily tell that this character (although based on Kene Meniru, one of Chris's teachers at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]) is a blatant ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Isaac Hayes|Isaac Hayes]]'s &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Chef (South Park)|Chef]]&amp;quot; character from ''South Park'', not just in appearance but also in one of his quotes.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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The title of Chris's gallery of hideous Rule 34 is copied from the title of the [[video game]] ''[[Wikipedia:South Park: Chef's Luv Shack|South Park: Chef's Luv Shack]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wikipedia:Stan Marsh|Stan]], [[Ruckersville|Kenny]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Cartman]], [[Niggos|Token]] and [[Sweetheart|Wendy]] make cameo appearances in the &amp;quot;Dating Education&amp;quot; episode.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//SchuComic10P7.jpg Sonichu 9]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris fails to grasp ''South Park''==&lt;br /&gt;
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After the release of Chris's audio recording of his [[April 2010]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|confrontation with Michael Snyder]], [[Vivian Gee]] used that audio to compose a parody video, setting the recording to a ''South Park''-style animation that featured Chris in the role of a bigoted Cartman-esque character.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris commented on the video's [[YouTube]] page, having fundamentally missed the point: &amp;quot;I'm going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this &amp;quot;South Park&amp;quot; Parody; You﻿ Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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It appears that Chris doesn't understand the show's presentation of characters like Cartman. While Cartman (and to a lesser extent his friends, when they're in their more sociopathic modes) is meant to come across as a selfish little snot devoid of any redeeming qualities, Chris apparently views him as some kind of role model or example of appropriately entertaining behavior, hence his obvious pleasure at the comparison Vivian's video created. Further evidence of Chris having a positive view of Cartman appears in [[Mailbag_35#In_which_Chris_tells_us_that_we_need_to_go_look_up_what_he_stole_from|Mailbag 35]], where Chris seems to see Cartman as a good Christian looking to save the souls of rest of the children on the show.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris tells us that we need to go look up what he stole from]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris rarely understands any moral dispensed by television. When he does take one, it's because he's decided that it can be used to justify whatever tomfoolery he's been up to. Unsurprisingly, Chris often misses the original point completely. For example, while attempting to justify his attempt to pretend to be Liquid in an attempt to steal his girlfriend, he claimed that he was &amp;quot;Wrong, but for the right reasons.&amp;quot; This comes from another episode of South Park called &amp;quot;Best Friends Forever&amp;quot;, where, after a satire of the Terri Schiavo controversy, it is stated that Cartman was &amp;quot;Right, but for the wrong reasons&amp;quot;. In context, it meant that his goal of shutting down the vegetative Kenny's life support was the right thing to do (for reasons involving the fate of the universe that are too complex to explain here), but his motivation was completely off mark: he only did it because he knew that Kenny's death would cause him to inherit his PSP. Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle were &amp;quot;Wrong, but for the right reasons&amp;quot;, as they wanted to keep Kenny alive in a perpetual vegetative state even though they should just let him die, but they were doing so because they actually cared about Kenny, rather than exploiting the situation for their own benefit like Cartman was. Chris seems to have interpreted this as &amp;quot;If you do a bunch of bad things, like pretending to be someone else in order to steal their girlfriend, you are completely justified in doing so if your dishonest actions lead to a positive outcome, like proving that you are the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and getting laid&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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His fear of homosexuals destroying the future, incidentally, emerged from an episode of ''[[South Park]]'' called &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Goobacks|Goobacks]]&amp;quot;, which was a satire on the controversy of illegal immigration. In the episode, a group of rednecks who had lost their jobs to the illegal immigrants from the future decided that the best way to get their jobs back was to destroy the future by making everyone gay so there wouldn't be anybody in the future.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Other mentions==&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris left [[IRC (16 October 2008)]] because &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Breast Cancer Show Ever|Breast Cancer Show Ever]]&amp;quot; was coming on. He used a quote from this episode (&amp;quot;I am going to shove your ass down your throat and make you eat your underwear!&amp;quot;) in [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris bought [[Wikipedia:South Park: Chef's Luv Shack|''South Park: Chef's Luv Shack'']]&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris bought the &amp;quot;When Technology Attacks!&amp;quot; [[PSP|UMD]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of Chris's games]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris liked the [[Wikipedia:Make Love, Not Warcraft|''World of Warcraft'']]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and [[Wikipedia:Guitar Queer-O|''Guitar Hero'']]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; episodes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris imitated [[Wikipedia:List_of_other_South_Park_residents#Towelie|Towelie]] and criticised [[Wikipedia:Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] in [[CWCFlyingElephants]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris told [[Clyde]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], &amp;quot;You both want me to even Beg, you can go point at your own damn snouts and Oink like Eric Cartman, and then Rape yourselves with your own Damn [[Star Wars|Darth Maul Dual LightSabre]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;; Cartman's oinking is in reference to &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Scott Tenorman Must Die|Scott Tenorman Must Die]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris referred to Randy Marsh's &amp;quot;naggers&amp;quot; controversy (&amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:With Apologies to Jesse Jackson|With Apologies to Jesse Jackson]]&amp;quot;).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*He created a ''[[Guitar Hero]] South Park'' [[Quizzes|quiz]].&lt;br /&gt;
*He used Cartman's catchphrase &amp;quot;You’re breaking my balls here&amp;quot; in [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''&lt;br /&gt;
*''[[Family Guy]]''&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Getting Foam Ed‎]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Quizzes#Guitar_Hero_South_Park|''Guitar Hero South Park'' MyBUZZ! quiz]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Television shows]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Prank_calls&amp;diff=165047</id>
		<title>Prank calls</title>
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		<updated>2013-03-30T03:11:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: /* Prank Call Collection */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many '''prank calls''', thanks to [[Chris]]'s e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire Internet. Multiple times. However, many of the brave souls that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to [[YouTube]], providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.&lt;br /&gt;
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== DPF phonecalls ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Part 1 ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|jJgbVrFasxk}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{showhide|title=Transcript|content=&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hel-(cut off by static)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi I'm *inaudible*&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry what?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good evening.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, good evening.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We tried to conta-well I tried to contact you earlier, I wanted to ask permission to use something of yours. A character of yours.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I see.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I, um, I own a comic called Marty-Bob, right? It's pretty popular. It's based off the series Negima, you may have heard of it. Have you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, no. I have not.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, as you know, I am English, and it's rather popular over here, right? And your character, being pretty popular in England as well, um, I wanted to see if I could use him just as a cameo to say hi to Marty-Bob.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I-[cut off by Chris]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I give you, I give you permission to use my c-, use my Sonichu as a as a, in a cameo appearance in there, just make sure you reference me and the CWCipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We'll, we'll do that sir.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We'll link and everything and give credit to you [Text comes up reading 'Sonichu can come up and give Marty-Bob a handshake and then Marty-Bob can meet'] Sonichu and say he's awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah okay, that's fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Also, I was wondering, I have a character I'd like to audition for you, for your Sonichu comic.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I see. Hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; His, his name is Poliochu, he has Polio, he's like the uh, clone of FDR and he has Polio, so he needs a wheelchair.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I see, hmm, well you can send me a drawing of it, to my e-mail address or to the mailbag on the CWCipedia and I'll uh, I'll look at-I'll look the character over.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Will you look at 'em all of your e-mails?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I'll look at the e-mails.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's good, that's good. Also, um, are you getting those dastardly trolls? I mean, they're just so mean.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes they are mean.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I liked your recent video where you spoke French or s-[static pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cutting in] Spanish.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You taught me how to say it it was like illis zububolis or something.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What does that mean anyway what you said in Spanish?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, yeah th- the meaning escapes me at the moment, but it's pronounced &amp;quot;uhcrepsa etah y uhcinos evol.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mhm.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, can I just say something?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mhm?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm your biggest fan; you're so awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You do not deserve any of the bad treatment towards you like, Clyde Cash, he's just a jerk and whatever that guy who says he's you but like not as like, good looking.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So what is Asperchu?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well Asperchu is not mine, it belongs to Alec Benson Leary and I have no connection to him whatsoever, except for him buying out the ad space and putting his ads onto th-[cuts out]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why would he do that to you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He's just being, he's just being mean and a jerk.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I thought that um, you guys were having a meeting. That's what you said in your video.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, no I challenged him to come and meet- challenged him to come to Virginia so we can see who stacks up better here.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Did Clyde Cash ever come to your house and try to fight you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, people have come to my house, and uh, gone so-gone as far as to egg my house.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Egged? Your house has been egged?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's not very nice they're [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's a waste of eggs.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Eggs are supposed to be eaten.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah that's probably-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cuts off Chris] They're made with french toast.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I wanted to ask you a question.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mhm?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'know Magi-chan?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How come he's got -chan at the end of his name but not -chu?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's a play off the word magician.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I see. I didn't know that! That's pretty cool, I've learned something new today!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But what's that, so his species name is Magi-chan?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, could I capture my own Magi-chan if it was in a pokémon game?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm, not really. If I- if there was a pokémon game with all the Sonichu characters in there, you'd have to, uh, evolve it from a Sonee with a Moon Stone.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah, I see.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Also I was wondering, uh, what is this A.D. Vision thing project you're making-you're going on talking about?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah, uh, oh, turns out tha-turns out I was fooled there, apparently A.D. Vison went ou-went out of business in September 2009. I did not realize that until recently.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, I got, I got to ask you a really important question.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is Ginger? We just want to know; we're confused about that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She's a fan.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She's a fan?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Like us?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She talked to me recently.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, where does she live?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, she lives in Florida.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Florida? That's-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cuts in] Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Pretty f-pretty far a way aways man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cuts in] Around.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I wasn't doing anything lately, y'know?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mhm?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Could I ask your opinion on something?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's something you haven't released information or anything and it's so important I wanna ask you this.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mhm?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, do you like Digimon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Digimon's okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you think poké-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They're just a pretty ripoff of Pokémon right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, yeah I would dare say it's sort of a ripoff.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, I, I like Digimon and I like Sonichu, because I'm awesome like that; that's how I roll.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mkay. Alright, that's cool.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you like Kermit the Frog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 'Kay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Would you like to speak to Kermit the Frog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No. I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cuts in] He has like the best voice of doing it though.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I-I'm pretty good.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, I'll listen to your imitation of Kermit the Frog.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, here it is, ready? [Mimics Kermit the Frog] Hi there, Kermit the Frog here speaking to Chris-Chan, which is pretty cool.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You like it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's okay...uh, [Mimics Kermit the Frog; Inaudible mumbling in the voice] and sound like Kermit the Frog. Ladies and Gentlemen, [inaudible name] in the audience, yay!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, wow! That was good at the end! That was excellent!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can you hear my- can you hear my Bill Cosby voice. Do you know Bill Cosby?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, here it is. [Mimics Bill Cosby] Hello Chris-Chan, with the bippin' and the boppin' and the hippin'. [Coughs] God that hurt.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Mimicking Bill Cosby] Mmm, that's pretty good, but I think [inaudible] and we could talk all day long! And we could do all the jibba jabba blibba blabba.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, uh, do you know who Cleveland Brown?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep. [Mimics Cleveland] Oh yeah, I know Cleveland Brown. Yeah I watch the Cleveland Show. [Attempts Cleveland's laugh]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, I like his laugh, it's like [mimics laugh]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; When are you going to do a Metal Gear Solid themed episode?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, I'm sorry, I didn- I didn't understand the question.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; When are you going to do a Metal Gear Solid themed comic ser-type of like, Sonichu?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well uh, maybe later, but not right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Here, I could do, I could do I good Snake voice. Let's get into it. Listen.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mkay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Mimicking Snake] Otacon, this is Snake. Where are we? [cough]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is that the one from Super Smash Brothers?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is-have you ever played Super Smash Brothers, Chris?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you have a friend code for it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, yeah, but it would be hard for me to get to it right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I would love to play you because I actually don't have Snake in Brawl yet. I don't know how to unlock him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, uh, I'm sorry, you don't-uh, you're talking about the Snake character, unlocking him in Super Smash Brothers Brawl?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, you could look, you could look up the answer how to unlock him on GameFAQs, G A M E F A Q S dot com.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, who do you use?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He uses Sonic of course.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you know that if you hack the game, you could mix Pikachu's move with Sonic, and then you can make, like Sonichu in brawl?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm, that's interesting.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That'd be cool. I used to do that; I used to hack Brawl at one point.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Reggie Fils-Aime, I've always tried to talk with him, I've called Nintendo of America like a billion times asking to talk with him, he's like always busy.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it turned out-it turned out between him and, uh, Sh-and, uh, Sh-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (cutting in) Shigeru Miyamoto?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. It turned out when I talked to them they turned out to be just trolls pretending to be both of them.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, was that Clyde Cash again?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, uh, another troll. Under Clyde Cash, I'm sure.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [mumbling] oh, oh. Have you seen &amp;quot;The Book of Eli&amp;quot; yet?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I have not.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You should go see it. Oh, there-here, my, uh, my little sister would like to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She's from Australia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is this really Sonichu? I'm really excited now!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (cutting in) Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? I've been trying to talk with you for hours and hours now! Sonichu! Oh my god, I love this show! I love it, I love it, I love it!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (cutting in) she's just&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (inaudible)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shut up, shut up Jack, I'm talking! I'm so...oh, wow.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you like Family Guy then?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I mean, it's a good show.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have, do you know what my favorite Chris Chan video is? The one where you do the life in a day of Sonichu. That was great!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I've-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (cutting in) Did you notice that Chris Mc-Chris McFarland-Seth McFarlane has put you in one of the episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh. Sorry, I did not understand that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Seth McFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, he put you in that one episode, where they did like, a Stephen King parody? He made Peter look just like you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, uh, (sound cut off) -like that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's your shirt.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (speaking over Chris) Oh, I LOVE YOUUU!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (inaudible) -that you're famous though.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm... Indeed.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you ever gonna come to Anime Expo?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I might.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, what kind of anime do you like? Do you like, uh, Lucky Star? (inaudible) Naruto, Bleach? So many to choose from.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (cutting in) Oh, Anime, do you like Anime? I like Anime!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Negime, Marty Bob? There's a whole list.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I like a lot of anime, but I would say that I really like Excel Saga.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Excel Saga? Yeah, Nabushin's the best.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I like Azumanga Daioh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't even know what that is man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [unintelligible], Ponies~.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [unintelligible]...(Over Chris) Me and Chris know what it's about.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen, I'm busy working on a this project right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Which project is it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh it's some, uh... (static) &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Cutting off Chris) Is it like a video, or some sort of, like, game, or picture.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it's a drawing, alright?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's a drawing? Oh, oh, oh. Ok. Here's another Sonichu character, alright? His name is Hunter ThompsonChu... He's like, he's like a writer sort of Sonichu character, and he wears, like, um, what is it? Like, ah... Do you wa- Have you read or watched &amp;quot;Bleach&amp;quot; before?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm. Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know that shopkeeper (audio fades) that hat, but a different color. And he wears, like, sunglasses. And he just, like, he types and he's just, like, a really crazy kooky character.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, well, again, ya'know, send the pictures to the email or send it to the mailbag and I'll h- and I'll look at it. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (An unintelligible voice starts with Jack, then stops.) Great, and I'll go find Alec for you and I'll get him for you. I'll beat him up.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Grainy and obnoxious] I HAVE A QUESTION!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, Chris, Chris, I wanna say something. (Mention our?) parody fandub in your next video.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Umm... I might.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We need the, um, We need the, um, We need the, uh, what is it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The Views.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, we need the views, please.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I've supported Sonichu for a long time, like, I've even posted fan-pictures on Youtube.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm even getting a tattoo, later tomorrow, of Sonichu, on my chest... Ultra Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I... Alight, it was nice talking to y'all but I gotta go.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can we call you next time? Will you answer us?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Eh, I might.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Please, that would make my sister's day. Alright, Please?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ok, hello.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Heeeeeeee. (Forced Giddiness) I have a question, I has a question, it (trails off). How long do you take drawring [sic] your pictures?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh, Sometimes it can take me up to 2 or 3 hours. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You could have a drawing contest against Alec to see who's the better c-(cuts off)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I like drawing, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (cuts back in) -drawings.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I like drawing... Can I draw pictures for Sonic-chan? I like drawring.[sic]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Softly, unsure) ...yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you like, um, Wall-E?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wally?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do not know what w- I do not know which Wally you're talking about.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [simultaneously] The Pixar thing. / Eeeevaaa.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [simultaneously] The one with &amp;quot;WALL EEEEE and EVE&amp;quot; Eeevvaaa.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've never heard of that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What's your favorite movie?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mary Poppins.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mary Poppins?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is that the one with the dancing penguins?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is that your favorite animal?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, pengu- No, not my favorite animal.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What is your favorite animal?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sonichu?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Not sure, I'm not sure at the moment. I, hey listen, I gotta go.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Please, (???), We're your biggest fans!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ok, thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Overtly Sensual) I really like Sonichu, too. Makes me feel... Good.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was my sister, sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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A collection of various prank calls made to the almighty [[Bob Chandler|Internet Lumberjack]] on a Sunday afternoon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, how you doin'? My name is Chris, I'm from Boston.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello? I don't understand your conversation.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Would it be possible for me to get your name?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You called me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, there's somebody playing games with the phone.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon? I'm just answerin' my telephone. [''Inaudible''] You called me. What the hell is on your mind, man?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''again, speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon? What's on your mind? You called me, and now shut up or get off the phone or speak!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're a narcissist. You've got a personality di-disorder. Did you know that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't have a damn thing! You're the one that's a guh-guh-gutter creep [''Inaudible''] -that's just what you are.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''talking over Bob again''] I know your weaknesses. I know your weaknesses.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Tell me what you want. I'm- I answered the phone, now tell me what you want. You rang my damn number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You see, what you're doing is, you're burning up ''tens'' of ''thousands'' of dollars.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I ain't burnin' up nothin', fella. Now you tell me what the hell you want, or I'm gonna hang this phone up. I don't need ''your'' crap.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sir, you've just threatened me. And I've got you recorded now. Now you've committed a felony.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's good. I'm just gonna hang up if you don't tell me what you want.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can you hear that stuff at the other end?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''redialed'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you this evening? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon? I didn't understand you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I still didn't understand you. [''Inaudible''] -speak distinctly.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''talking over Bob''] I've already told you who I am. I've already told you who I am. This is sheriff's office. Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't understand why you're callin' me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What insurance department?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm advising you to stop calling.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't ''call'' you! You called me! What are- Who are you, and what's goin' on?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Would you speak slowly and one syllable at a time so I can understand you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're mayor of Big Daddy's Pizza? Is that what you said?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No one's called ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No one's called ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can't understand you. You need to take a diction lesson.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Barbara is heard in the background urging Bob on'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm gonna advise you now, this is the sheriff's department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are- are you the sheriff's department?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good. Why did you call me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No one's called ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No one's called me? Then why didn't my phone ring?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call you! Listen!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''call dropped; redialed'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''in the middle of a conversation with Barb'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What's the phone number comin' in?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nothin'.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, hang up!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who the hell is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you this evening? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckling''] I don't know, you can't help me. You're calling me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Callin' you and cussin' you, OK? Why would I call you when I'm on the sheriff's department why would I call somebody and cuss them out?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is ''this''? For cryin' in a bucket...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is the sheriff's office. Deputy Martin from sheriff's department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, insurance department of what?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Big Daddy's Pizza.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Big Daddy's Pizza. OK, Big Daddy. Will you please quit callin' me and leave my phone alone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm advising you to stop calling.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''redialed'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why are you calling my phone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now listen, you stupid son of a bitch, I've never called you before you god danged you...[interrupted] -pick about every third day to call me, so fuck you!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! Don't call me again! Get down in your damn low-life gutter, okay?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [interrupting] Hey, fuck you, you stupid cocksucker. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't play that. And don't call me again! You bastard!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fuck you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Forget my number! Alright?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Whatta ya need done?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''redialed'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Duncan Construction.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Frank Garrett.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is who?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Frank Garrett.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, Frank, what is on your mind?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, does your mama still got, uh, worms crawlin' out her pusshy?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What is on your mind, sir?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Did they turn you out of your fuckin' cage again or what?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen, you motherfucker! Get off of my telephone and quit bothering' it! Okay?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [interrupting] No.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Get down in your low-life gutter and stay there!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''redialed'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, why are you calling my number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh, then, uhh, why are you speaking with me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have been called 15 times.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why are you callin' me every 3 minutes for?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not calling you. I'm sitting here in my... living room, watching TV.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why don't you get your brass balls and come up here buddy?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I don't know who you are or where you are, but- and I don't really care! But you- I'll let you talk to my wife and you tell her why you're cussin' at me!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[Bob goes off to talk with Barb. Meanwhile, the troll holds back a laugh.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who are you calling?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you're fucked up somehow! Goodbye!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'd bust your head wide open if I could see you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''redialed'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DepressedGuy&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Depressed Guy (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''somber music plays in the background'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why are you callin' on me on a Sunday afternoon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DepressedGuy&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Depressed Guy (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call you, I'm just trying to go to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I wish you'd quit bothering my telephone, I'm trying to watch TV. I'm an 82 year old man, now cut it out!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DepressedGuy&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Depressed Guy (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My fuckin' life's not doing too well right now, dude.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[call ends]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[music goes on for a while then fades out]''&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Failed Prank Call==&lt;br /&gt;
In this video, a gaggle of trolls attempt to prank call Chris, yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAYYYYY]] into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and yells at the trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''whispers insults at the time it's taking for someone to answer'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; JULAAAAY JULAAAAY JULAAAAY!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What the hell's that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Whoa whoa whoa, are you Bob Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It doesn't matter who I am, who is this idiot I'm talking to on the other end?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Umm&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You got some funny ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone don't you. Are you six years old or somethin'?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [unintelligible] We got his fucking dad. Shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris Calls Bob ==&lt;br /&gt;
In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why are you calling my phone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good evening sir, how are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm fine, but you're wasting your time calling my phone, you know that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't say that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because it doesn- it doesn't make any noise. All it does is flash a light. So it really doesn't bother me, I just thought I would tell you that you're wasting your time&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Call likely cut - redialed]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I thought I told you, we don't answer any calls that have unknown names on them or unknown numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I did not mean to give off the impression of being-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm high-functionally autistic.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good evening sir, how are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm pretty good.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm good!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why do you bother to call this phone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, I am. Why do you bother to call this phone, because the phone doesn't ring.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What the hell? Why are you- why have you started doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't call us anymore. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now don't, don't cuss at me, fella. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shut the hell up.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll start cussing at at you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You weak little son of a bitch!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen, fella. Kid. Whatever you dumbass is. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[heard in the background]'' Hang up the phone!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My name is Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[more indistinct conversation in the background, &amp;quot;Hang up the phone!&amp;quot; etc.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well listen, listen. The phone doesn't ring, all it does is light a light, so you're not botherin' me and every once in a while I try and tell you people that you're wastin' your damn time. Okay, you're not botherin' us. So why the hell do you do-waste all that effort? Put it in to something con- constructive and creative. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[interjects]'' Go to Haiti! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, go to Haiti and help those people, or go to hell, one or the other. ''[Chris soundboard says something simultaneously]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Bob hangs up'']&lt;br /&gt;
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A troll using a soundboard of a super loud Fundamentalist yells at Bob over the phone, while Bob throws insults at her and makes comments on how he can't understand her, as she continues to get angrier.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who do you think you are?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who are you? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 Collins Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon, who do you think you're talking to?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you know that you're not supposed to talk that way?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have got a issue problem. God forgive you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon, who or what is...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Interrupting''] God needs to move in your life.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon. I can't even begin to understand what you're saying.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; God needs to move in your life ''severely''!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bring yourself over here! I'll show you what's the matter! OK?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why don't you come over here and I'll show ''you'' what's the matter?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nine hundred Collins Road, bring yourself, buddy.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, buddy. Listen, boy.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You ain't no man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. You understand? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am the woman of the house, and you don't call me and ask me who my daddy is.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know what you are, or who you are, and I don't really care. But you are invading my privacy, and you are cussing at me, and I don't like it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Call my house and talk that way. I tell you what, why don't you call my husband, and tell my husband that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know who you are or who you think I am...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, that's what you are, a big old chicken.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who do think I am?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; God forgive you. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I wish that you knew what number you called, because I think you're calling the wrong number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call your house, sir, ma'am...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Interrupting''] No, you are!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...or whatever you are.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You ain't no man. I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 Collins Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''In the background, Bob says something to Barbara about a &amp;quot;goddamn screwy woman.&amp;quot; Barbara tells him: &amp;quot;Hang up on her. I ain't talkin' to nobody, this time of night. Hang it up.&amp;quot;''] You better check the number that you called, because you're not talking to anybody that you know.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I haven't called your house. I am the one who picked up the phone and said, &amp;quot;Hello.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have got a issue problem.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''In the background, Barbara tells Bob to hang up because he's getting on her nerves.''] I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Unintelligible''] bring yourself over here and I'll show you what a whooping is.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Bob hangs up'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Harlem Barber:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Barbershop &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You get your black ass in the gutter and stay there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Harlem Barber:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Whistles'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, buddy.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bob Calls Himself==&lt;br /&gt;
In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, &amp;quot;Internet people who persecute people&amp;quot;. Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why are you calling me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why are you calling my phone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not calling your phone, why are you calling my phone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who the hell is this?!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well who are you? You're the one that made the call.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who do you think I am?!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know wha- who you are but I know you're in Oklahoma.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call the number; my phone rang.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why I-I answered the phone now tell me what you want you rang my damn number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't ring your number but if you're in Oklahoma you shouldn't be upset like that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call anybody I just picked up the phone; let me explain something to you, can I do that? I-I'm a Texan now can I-can I explain something to you? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. There is on the Internet... a a bunch of trolls, now they persecute people and these these trolls have found somewhere somebody that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID. Now this-the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they've even gived it a named called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. And I think if I-if you think that I called your number and that's what's happening to you because I did not call your number. But that's-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Speaking over''] Who are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -what's happened to me. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who am I? I'm Robert Chandler and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I'm 82 years old but I was born in Fort Worth, so I'm a neighbor. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What's on your mind, you called me now shut up or get off the phone or speak!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm talking to you what do- else do you want?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't have an issue problem with anybody but please quit calling my number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call you but I'm trying to explain how these people do it. Okay?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, look: I'm 82 years old, all right? I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours or at one time I was. I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa. Okay? I have a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know what you are or who you are and I don't really care.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening. You're being a victim of the Internet people that persecute people, because I didn't call your number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I still didn't understand you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I don't wha-wha how can I explain it any simpler to you. They-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen boy&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -they have a program in-in their computer which allows them to dial numbers anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular telephone number they want to. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen you motherfucker get down in your lowlife gutter and stay there!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen I didn't start cussing at you now-now-now just [[Bob walks in|cut it down]], cool it down; I'm trying to be nice to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't need your crap.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sir or mam or whatever the hell you are.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who the hell is this?!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't you call up here-now look don't you call up here cussing at my husband.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Get down in you lowlife gutter and stay there&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...er...thing that's going on. There are a lot of- lot of weird people out here and you might be included as one of them if you are calling us and cussing us out. Now hang up the phone and forget the number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey buddy.&lt;br /&gt;
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A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, we learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;-FBI and everybody else, that there's a system that goes on that says that anybody that wants to do it that knows how with the proper software and stuff can call any number in the country that they want to and can put any particular phone number in the system as if it came from that number to the people: called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -you can call your local police department if you like about that but that's the name they all know it as: spoofing. Now I'm not calling your number some dizzy kook out there on the Internet is playing games with ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you telling me that somebody out there on the Internet is using your phone number in an attempt to pin the blame on your family?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right. It goes on all the time, I've gotten calls from people everywhere. I've even-I've even uh gotten calls where I was terrorizing people and I wasn't even on the phone!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, sir I-I do not happen to know if anybody on the Internet who is drawing cartoons, I-I don't know I don't use the Internet but if that's-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't use the Internet either, but my son does.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; These people they hate him because he has copyright, and he just won a case in England on copyright, and there are people in the world that hate him, there are people in the world that love him but there are people in the world that hate him and the people in the world that hate him are going to all sorts of ends to try and destroy him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Your son-your son is a&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -one of the ways they do it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Your son is a cartoonist?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes he is.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's very-that's a very nice to hear. I hope he's doing good.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well he doesn't make a living at it but he's autistic, he's shares his cartoons with the world and has for the last ten or twelve years.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've got a grandson who's into cartoons like that, he might know 'em. He's on the Internet, uh, looking up cartoons on the Internet and, uh, I think it's pretty nifty to be quite honest with you. That-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well the ones that my son does is called Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sonichu? Is that some Japanese thing or what? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well it's Sonic and chu.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh oh so-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Like a Pikachu and like the Sonic.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well my grandkids are into this little thing called Pikachu but I wouldn't know anything about that. You taught your son-your son is a creator of this character?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ever since before the year 2000-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -he's been putting and drawing them and putting them on the Internet with the world.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh oh I see where this- I just wanted to find w-where these telephone numbers are up and coming from because-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not calling you, you can go and check with your local police department if you like but there is called spoofing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Spoo-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They gon' come and say they can't stop it either,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Spoofing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I could be put in jail for just terrorizing people cause my number comes in on their caller ID.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can I-is this Mister Chandler right, your name is Mister Chandler right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, you-your&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Robert Chandler, I've got nothing to hide.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There-there are&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm eighty-two years old and I'm retired from GE.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There are other people I have heard I think one of my sons has been receiving calls from that number as well. I did a look-read up of that as well, my son who is very into the Internet did a look up of that number and found out that most people are getting calls from that number as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well you see these people are using our number to try and get us in trouble.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am very sorry to hear that sir.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well that's just how this world goes there are some lousy people in this world [''laughs''] &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I-uh oh man I uh- have you reported this incident yet?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well you try and get in touch with the FBI, have you ever tried to get in touch with he FBI, you can't get in touch with the FBI. They don't even have any phone numbers and if you find a phone number you then get an answering machine and nobody ever calls you back. They get no money for this kind o' thing, this Internet crime stuff-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are-are you saying they are purposely ignoring this-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''speaking over''] -mistaken identity and everything.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -they are purposely ignoring this? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They are purposely ignoring this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right they are purposely ignoring it, the telephone company will tell you the same thing. They all have this thing named and it's called spoofing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So they know this thing exists but they won't do anything about it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right they won't do a thing about it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The caller ID won't block it or anything.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you a Republican sir?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm a-I'm a Republican yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That is-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't vote for Obama that's-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I did not vote for Obama either.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Heh. What part of New York are you in? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think we live around Upstate New York, I-we're very conservative-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -Upstate New York once, I lived in Utica.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have a cousin who lives in Utica, I don't know if he's still living there but I haven't spoke to him in ten years-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I worked with GE up there once bout forty years ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; General Electric? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah General Electric.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh, that's a very nice-I heard that's a very nice employ- steady job.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah well I retired from there so.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I just want-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I enjoyed it, I used to go hiking in the Adirondacks and up there in the-in the mountains of uh-whate- white mountain I guess it is they call it or something.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think that's what we'll call it, it's very cold up here too; very very cold.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I could remember some days when it was 35 below 0 up here. I got my tootsie-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We just had sixteen, sixteen inches of snow. I was-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Would you believe I'm sitting in Charlottesville if you know where that is, in Virgin-Virginia&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think it's&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; next to the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia, I can see the mountains from my house. But we have right now two feet of snow in our yard and one time we had over three feet; bout two weeks ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That- holy moly! Are you able to get on the road safely?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I-I parked my car next to the street and I finally we got a plow and I can get in and out right now because I'm next to street but for about a week we couldn't get out at all.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh- that's very scary to hear that you guys get that much snow during the winter months.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It stopped Washington, Philadelphia, Baltimore and New York too, the same storms. It put the government out of business for seven days up there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, that just goes to shown ya you can't underestimate nature.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right you can't, that's what I learned while I was in Utica in Upstate New York there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It gets pretty bad up here let me tell. It-we had an ice storm about twenty years ago, it took the power out for nearly a month, all the cars were frozen, we couldn-we couldn't even use our refrigerator, oh it was scary we were afraid it wasn't even gonna come back on.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm [''chuckles''] I'm sure, well I can remember it we used to get all that what do you call it; lake effect snow?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh what was-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -snow up there, the snow that comes off the moisture off the great lake there? And uh I can remember three feet of snow in Utica&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh yeah uh that's-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -it hasn't been that bad yet, hopefully it won't be that bad in the future, winter months almost over and I can tell ya I want to get out on my boat again. And fish don't- and I go snapper fishing and they don't come 'till August.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right, I remember a joke about it up there, you-you had two seasons: winter and the 4th of July.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''forced laughing''] Yeah uh- that's what they call it: Christmas and July [''chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm gotta be going now, well I just wanted to clear this-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -sorry just ignore those calls cause it ain't us.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I just wanted to be-verify this cause occasionally people have called us and we just wanted to see if it was important or not. Cause I do have family in Virgi-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Somebody might not like your son on the Internet and that's why they're- number and everythin' and that's why they're using our number to terrorize you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well uh that probably answers some random number- back when I was little boy we used to just type in random numbers and the-phone just make ran- calls. I'm not proud of it or anythin' that's just what we did, it's none of this scary stuff that involves computers and everything; we did it in good fun we weren't tryin' to be antagonistic about it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well there you are- for a while there they were even trying to talk my son into committing suicide over the Internet.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well that's just wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah it's disgusting and the federal government won't do a thing to help us- or the local government or anybody.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have you gotten the police involved yet?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's just uh- it's just we've learned how to cope with it that's all.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's a-that's a shame. I hope they- you know- don't go too far with this or you better get the police involved.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We have but they don't do anything; they say this is an Internet matter it's federal government&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Apparently-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -federal government says we don't have any money.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -according to my son the police say we don't give crap about goes on the Internet; they only care if it goes on-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's absolutely correct.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well uh I have to be going now Mister Chandler it's uh-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -sorry, sorry somebody's been botherin' you but it ain't us.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll just keep-I'll just- I'll block uh this whoever spoofin' me from now on. Well thank you for clearin' this up I uh hope things go better for you and your son. Have a good day sir.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We've learned to just ignore it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You should. Well have a good day and I hope the winter months don't give you the cold shoulder [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll be alright.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright take care now.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler ==&lt;br /&gt;
Not much of a prank, but rather an informative call. From this brief conversation between troll and dad we learn that Bob is fully aware that Chris posted their dox in numerous places on the Internet, and actually thinks [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|his]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|son]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|is]] [[Twin Falling Towers|a]] [[Sonichu Special 4|better]] [[Sonichu 10|person]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Oh, hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello? Why you ringin' my number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Oh, oh, hey, um, I've been hearing that, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why you ringin' my number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll''': Um, your son's kinda like getting you through some trouble on the, uh...online. He's giving out his- giving out your home phone number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My home phone number's been on the Internet four years, and I don't care. Now why you callin' my number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Yeah, your...I think you heard about how your, uh, [[Tour of Chris's House|videos of your house]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|were on the Internet]]?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've heard a lot of stuff, and most of it is a bunch of trash, okay?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Well, um...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why you callin' my number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''' Troll:''' W-w-w-w-w-wait a minute, wait. Um...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm gettin' kinda sick and tired of you people botherin' my home phone number. This is my private phone number, now get rid of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Wait, wait, I'm not trying to piss you off.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, you are, because you're comin' in on an unknown blocked number call.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Your-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If you were up and aboard and above board(?) and really doin' what you say you ki- think you're doin', then your number would come in along with your name.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' [''quietly''] Shit, whatever lumberjack.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, you can't argue with that, can you? Now quit callin' my damn number and leave it alone!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Okay [[Chris_and_race#Parental_influence|KKK cracker.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, cracker.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Troll snickers'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Get your act together. I'm 82 years old, and I've survived a long damn time. The way you're goin', you're not gonna make it very far.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Can't raise your damn son right.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I raised my son. [[Chris and psychology|My son is fine]]. My son has done a lot better than you have, [[Chris and anger|he's a hell of a lot nicer than you are]], he doesn't go around callin' people all the damn time.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Hey, I'm nice, but I'm just- I'm just trying to let you know, you're trying to, you're kinda being an ass on the other line.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I'm not being an ass. I'm just gettin' tired of [[Chris and his ego|you people out there thinkin' you're God's gift to the world when you're not]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' W-well, I'm- I'm not thinking, I'm not-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Look at yourself in the mirror every morning, look at yourself...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' I do.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...and say &amp;quot;Now what do I do to deserve to judge other people?...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Well, I'm not-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;quot;...I'm so great that I can judge other people, and they're so damn far below me?&amp;quot; No, I think you should get off the phone and find yourself somethin' constructive to do as an entertainment.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Well, I'm just-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Thank you and good night.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Okay, bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Snake Productions Calls Barbara Chandler==&lt;br /&gt;
The same troll above makes another call to the Chandlers, this time claiming Chris harassed his [[Pedofork|14-year old sister]]. It should be noted that Barb's behavior when communicating with trolls is eerily similar to that of her equally-delusional son's.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#C35817&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''John:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, hello, this is, ah, John Morris. I've been calling a couple of times, but I'm getting calls from your house, and I guess someone named Christian who lives there has been calling my sister, who's underage, probably 14 years - 14 years old, has been asking my, er, d-asking my d- sister-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Interrupting) M-my son does not call your daughter that's 14 years underage [Unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#C35817&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''John:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I-I have recorded- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; SHUT UP!SHUT UP!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#C35817&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''John:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Here, here's the call.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Stop trying to set up my son!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#C35817&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''John:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Here.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You lousy creep!&lt;br /&gt;
[A recording of a girl's voice starts, but Barb is blathering over it]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; One of you- one of you trolls out there&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#C35817&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''John:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Here, what's this- here&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't bother- don't bother calling us back again!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#C35817&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''John:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Here, right here.&lt;br /&gt;
[The recording starts again, but Barb hangs up]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#C35817&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''John:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, she- Tch.&lt;br /&gt;
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The credits roll, followed by the actual &amp;quot;recording&amp;quot; of the call - obviously a soundboard.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#F660AB&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#F660AB&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My name is Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#F660AB&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Who are you looking for?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You want me to caress your breasts?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#F660AB&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: What?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You'll be lovin' my dick, it's so big and all that, you know. And you'll just- and it'll be- I'll be puttin' it between your tits while you're all tied up.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Stop trying to set up my son! You lousy creep!&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Call Bobby Chandler==&lt;br /&gt;
Uploaded on 21 September 2010. The two individuals call up Bob and ask him only two questions before the conversation takes a turn for the worse. In the nine minutes that followed, we learned that Bob graduated from Auburn University, was an Eagle Scout and Scoutmaster for 20 years in the Boy Scouts, and that he may have been a member of the Ku Klux Klan.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite these revelations, many trolls disapproved of the callers' tactics, as they were basically verbally assaulting an 83 year old man over things he had no idea about. &lt;br /&gt;
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''(trolls giggling; phone rings three times)'' &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mr. Chandler? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is this? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Answer Me Sanchez. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is Anthony Sanchez? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, ''Answer Me'' Sanchez! I’d like to, ah, ask you a few questions, if, ah, um, you wouldn’t mind. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I don’t know if I’ll give you any answers. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, do the best you can, I guess. Number one, um: have you ever heard of a website called bangbus.com? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I’m not on the Internet. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, um, two: What scares you more, a [[Niggos|black man]] living in your neighborhood, or a [[Homos|gay man]] living in your neighborhood? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don’t think that’s any of your business. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, um, I um, am doing this for…research and statistics. And I, um… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (interrupts) It’s still none of your business. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What if, what if I had, uh, a hooker give you a blowjob? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It’s none of your business. (pause) Just, just quit bothering my telephone and get the hell… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (interrupts) Tell your son to stop drinking his semen! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wait, wait, Bob, okay, I’ll skip that question. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're, you’re just being an asshole, is what you're doing. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Your son's an asshole!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bob, um, um, relax! All right, all right, that was an insensitive question. You’re right; let’s skip that. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You got no reason to know this kind of stuff. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bob, relax, relax; take your medicine. And relax. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am relaxed, fella. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, um, good, um. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I’m sick and tired of you calling up on my telephone. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have no idea what you’re talking about. Bob, are you going senile? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;purple&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(inaudible)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nah, don't listen to [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]]! You - ugh, she has you pussy-whipped. Stop listenin' to her.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bob, man, you fought in Korea, man. Just listen to what my friend has to say and tell your wife to shut up. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I mean, come on… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If you guys would just go to college or do something and… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am in college!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I’m in college, too, and I’m actually doing something with my degree, unlike Chris! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Try doing something constructive with your life. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am, unlike your son. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That’s kind of ironic, given your son doesn’t do jack shit with his degree. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah! [[Honor roll|Honor rolls, my ass!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have my degree, fella. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, your son! Your retarded son who drinks semen! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not talkin' about you, I'm talkin' about your son. The one that drinks his own sperm?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, eats [[McDonald's]]?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He has his degree also. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He doesn’t do nothin' with it, though. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What’s he got with it? What’s he done with it? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It doesn’t matter what he’s done with it, it's none of your fucking business. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It does, 'cause you're telling us- 'cause you're telling us to go to college. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, you're telling us to go to college, w - I wanna know what your son's done.  What's he done?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It’s none of your business. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It is, 'cause he tells us on the Internet. It’s everybody’s business now. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It’s none of your business. Why don’t you ''(inaudible, interruptions)'' quit bothering us, or I won’t answer your phone at all!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(indistinct)'' Jesus, man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, all right, you know what, let's skip that question since it's obvamously - um, it might make him [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit his pants]] and get - ''(stammers)'' Let's skip that question.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen, fella-  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bob… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''(repeat ad nauseam for several seconds as Bob and Troll 1 try to speak over each other)'' &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm talkin'… I’m talkin' to you, listen, I’m talkin' to you… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll get the stick!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(amid interruptions from trolls)'' Listen to me, you, I'm talkin' to you! I’ll tell you what I want you to know, okay? First, I am a graduate engineer. Okay? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(muttering)'' Oh my god.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Second, I worked forty years for GE, and I retired from GE. Third, I served this country and this world by creating at least ten patents and automating a whole lot of industry with a whole lot of stuff that you couldn’t live without. I’ve done my service to man kind. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What about your son? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I’m an old man now and I want to be left in peace by you fuckers out there. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fuck you, you Klansman! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I’ve listened to what you had to say and I… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fuckin' Klansman.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(garbled, inaudible babbling)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I’m telling you this, I also spent my time as a scoutmaster. Okay, I was an Eagle Scout. I spent my time for twenty years… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Your son drinks his own semen, wears his mom’s underwear. He eats McDonald’s, he whacks off. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you telling me you’re a damn… Bob? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''(more babbling)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; When you get somethin' that you can tell me like that, then you call me back and tell me. Now you get your own life and stop botherin' mine. I can out-talk you any day of the week.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(talking over Bob)'' My son will never drink his own semen. My son will never wear his mom’s underwear. My son will never live in my house when he’s twenty-eight years old. My son does not have the Snorlax for a mother. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bob, wait, hold on a second, relax. Everyone just relax. Bob, are you - you’re saying you’re a scout manager for [[Pedofork|NAMBLA]]? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I’m saying I was a scout master. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; For NAMBLA, I got it… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; For a scout troop. A scout troop! You know!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, for NAMBLA, I got you. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Boy Scouts! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Auhh, totally NAMBLA! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, NAMBLA. ''(lots of stammering)'' Um, okay, I mean, like, how many years did you do that for, for NAMBLA? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I was a scout master for almost 20 years. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Twenty years in NAM - that’s real impressive, I’m really impressed. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have my Eagle Scout badge, which very few of you people out there have. Why don't you go get a life and get out there and do that kinda stuff too?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The Scouts are gay. The scouts are as gay as your son. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(nonsensical rambling)'' I think, you know, if I learn first-hand from someone that's experienced it, it might help me more so in the real world, I mean, like, such as yourself. I mean, like, twenty years in NAMBLA- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm pretty, I'm - y'know, I would be embarrassed, if I were you-  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(interrupting)'' I would be embarrassed to drink my own semen. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -y'gotta call up people and say &amp;quot;Look,&amp;quot; y'know, &amp;quot;I’ve done so-and-so,&amp;quot; when you haven’t done crap. Now you can't tell me any one thing you've done.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Like your son, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, your son drinks his own cum and wears his mom’s underwear. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don’t care, we’re talking about me and we’re talking about my phone. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What about your phone? I… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is my phone number, this is my phone that you’re bothering, and I'm sick and tired of it. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris gave us your number. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I just said that - I was just askin' you 'bout, what - your 20 years in NAMBLA, and you were talk- talkin' to me 'bout that, I was just sayin' like - uh, so what'd you do after? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why don't you get something that you can brag about rather than tryin' to harass people all the time? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 'Cause I don’t brag, that's, that’s not my nature. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, that's fine. So all you can do is harass and bully, right? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(randomly interjects)'' Stop living in a house full of clutter!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not ''harassing and bullying''. I'm just asking you a question. You're just getting mad and, y'know- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'know I have friends in the Klu Klux Klan. [''sic'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh my god, you're a fuckin' Na - oh ho ho! Holy shit! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I’m so glad we’re recording this.  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you part of the KKK yourself? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I was born and ra- I was raised in Alabama, so take your own judgment from that, fella. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Holy ''shit!'' &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I went to school at [[Wikipedia:Auburn High School (Alabama)|Auburn's]]. It's in the heart of the Deep South, so you can take your, you can take your whatevers from that. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''(excited gibbering from trolls)'' &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, from my understanding, you said you went to Auburn, right? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That’s right, I graduated there. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right. So you’re telling me that most people who graduated from Auburn are in the KKK? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, but I’m saying that a lot of them are. It’s in the heart of the Deep South. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I just said &amp;quot;most people,&amp;quot; but okay, yeah... So, I mean, what- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I’ve seen crosses burning, fella. I've seen 'em. And you don’t wanna see it. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is Chris part of the KKK?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't wanna see it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wait, wait, wait - are ''you'' a member of the KKK, though, Bob? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Yeah. All right.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I won’t say whether I am or not. If I had, I’d come up and see if I've got a white, uh, hood to put on. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, Bob, all right, we’re just asking you a simple question.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay? Okay? Now get off my damn case and get a life for yourself. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My [[niggo|black]] girlfriend's gonna hate me for that. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Stop bein' a sad, pathetic individual. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Like your son, Bob? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bob- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It doesn’t matter, we’re not talking about my son. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''I’m'' talking about your son. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We’re talking about me, and we’re talking about you. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is a big confrontation. (???) So when you tell us to get a life, why don’t you take those words and tell that to your son, instead of other people, when we’re just trying to ask you questions and learn about life ourselves? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why you gotta get so hostile? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My son has a life. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Whatever happened to [[Megan]]? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']]’s not a life, man! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My son’s a hell of a lot more creative than you are. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That’s why we’re talking to you and he doesn’t talk to you. Get it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He says he doesn’t get along with you that well, so… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That’s what he puts on his website. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He gets along with me fine. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Not on his [[YouTube]] page. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why don’t you get a life so you can come back and prove me that you’re capable and good enough to talk to me? I have helped my fellow man, and I have helped 'em for forty or fifty years.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You kinda failed at that. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(apparently misunderstanding)'' To hell with that? Yeah, to hell with that.  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You've failed.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why don't you go out and get a life and leave me in peace?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have one, I’m fucking my black girlfriend every night. I have a black girlfriend! I'm happy!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bob, tell me something. Do you know what the Pythagorean Theorem is? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I sure do. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What is it? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It’s for me to know and you to find out, my friend. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(inaudible)'' -bachelor's degree.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(sudden rage)'' You dumbass! What is it? It’s A squared plus B squared equals C squared! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HA! Check and mate. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Gosh'', Bob! Come on! Failed, right there. ''(stammering)'' Do you know anything about the Golden Ratio? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen, fella, I have ten patents. In the realms of industrial automation. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't care about your rim jobs in the freaking- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I helped, I helped to design and, and, and create the computer. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No you didn’t! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I helped design and create and put the [[Wikipedia:International Space Station|intercontinental mission in space]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No you didn’t!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(indistinct)'' -NAMBLA stickers on your computer?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now when you can say something like that, you can call me back. Until then, shut your fucking mouth and get off my phone. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Epic fuckin' failure.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey Bob. Hey Bob. What would you say that ''(indistinct)'' I'm a multi-millionaire?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''(Bob hangs up)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Slow-in-the-minds|He hung up, man.]] Oh my god! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was fucking awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Dude, man, we got him fucking admitting he’s a part of the KKK! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Dude, upload that shit ''now''! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Got it! [[Speech impediment|I'm a- I'm got- got- m'kay]]- got it. Got it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Most of this call is the CWC soundboard trying to get around the standard questions of the Greene County Sheriff Department's receptionist. The last two minutes involve a police soundboard calling Bob. Note: The CWCki doesn't condone or support pranking legitimate business and services (like the police) in order to prank the Chandlers.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Greene County Sheriff's Department. This is [''unintelligible''].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh, who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is the Greene County sheriff's office.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My name is Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Umm, 'kay. Can I get your last name?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christian Weston Chandler...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christian Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''overlapping slightly''] Christian- then what can we do for you tonight?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bring the police and, uhh, ambulance around.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You need the police and the ambulance?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK. Why do you need the police and the ambulance?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''long pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] Oh, Jesus... [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''long pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can you tell me why you need them?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm high-functionally autistic.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK... So why do you need the police? Is there something wrong?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''short pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK, what's wrong?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''long pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can you tell me what's goin' on?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, Christian?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can I get your address?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 14 Branchland Court.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 14 Branchland Court? Is that where you're at right now?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can I get your phone number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't want to give out your phone number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm currently living with my mother and my father.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're living with your mother and your father? Is there something wrong with them? [''pause''] Is that why you need law enforcement?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, this is the Greene County sheriff's office.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm Robert Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, sir. Umm, we received a call saying that you needed law enforcement to your location. Can you tell me if there's anything going on there?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, right now it's midnight. What in the world do you want?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, sir, we were called by this number, and they said that they needed law enforcement there. Can you tell me what's going on?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why did you call me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''We'' were called, sir. We didn't call you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You were up and [''unintelligible''] along with your name &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Excuse me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You come over here and I'll show you whats a matter.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sir, are you threatening me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Okay, well sir we were called in request of law enforcement to your location. If there's something wrong we need to know about it before we send somebody out there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can I let you talk to my wife, and you tell her why your cussin' at me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sir, I'm not cursing at you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello there! Sir, or ma'am, or whatever the hell you are!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is there anything, that I can do for you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible''] this damn, uh, thing that's goin' on!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, do you require anymore assistance from me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Okay, what can I do than? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can I explain somethin' to you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes you may.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There is on the internet, a bunch of trolls; they have a program in their computers which allows them to dial numbers, anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular number they want to.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I understand sir, but I am not looking at a caller ID, I was called by Christian Chandler and he stated he needed law enforcement at his location,&lt;br /&gt;
(&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Interrupting:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; and he gave me this address.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes sir?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay is there anything more I can do for you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I need you to come over here.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay why do you need law enforcement to come over there?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What you just did was stick a knife in our back and kill us!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can you repeat what you just said to me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you six years old or somethin'?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No sir, I am not six years old, but your phone is very staticy, and it's very difficult to hear what you're saying.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I, I've had plenty of sense in my head.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No one is denying you have sense in your head sir, I'm just trying to find out why law enforcement was called to your location, we just need to know if there's anything going on.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I don't- well- How can I explain it any simpler to you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay sir, thank you for your time.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen boy!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You can [''unintelligible''] and shut up!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; (LOUD BANG, END OF CALL)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(Audio Ends)&lt;br /&gt;
'''THIS IS THE SECOND CALL IN THE SAME VIDEO'''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Green County Sheriff office, this is [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; YOU'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT A- You've been nothing but a pain in my side!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay can you repeat what you just said?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am going to find you, and I am going to have you proven as a lier! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay- what did I lie about?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You, no no- You've been copying me for the past random 6 months!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is this the Chandler? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... Oh yeah, (Receptionist tries to interrupt) you know my address right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is this Christian? Or this the mother? &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''(Chris interrupting.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My name...) We have law enforcement on scene now. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My name is Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay Christian, I have a deputy on scene now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yup&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yeah you know my address right, you got mapquest to come all the way over?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Excuse me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; YOU CAN FIND ME RIGHT NOW, I LIVE IN 14 BRANCHLAND COURT IN RUCKERSVILLE, VIRGINIA!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Is there a deputy on scene right now with you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can you hold on just one moment please?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(Call ends, Skype hangup sound heard)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''THIS IS THE THIRD, AND LAST CALL IN THE SAME VIDEO, THIS TIME TO BOB(REAL BOB) USING A DIFFERENT SOUNDBOARD (at least I think)'''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah police department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can't understand you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You are talking to Sgt. Libski&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon? I can't understand you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Sgt. Libski&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, that's fine. What can I do for you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is this an emergency?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I have no emergency.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, get me the nearest officers out here. We're sending the nearest officers to you out there right now to your address.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We have told you people, you at Green County. Why are you coming in on unknown numbers?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We don't take jokes; you said you needed Fire, Medical, or police assistance. This is not a joke, we're sending officers out to your house right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't- we don't have no problem!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I got you on GPS right now, you're calling the police department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am not calling, I answered my phone!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you making a prank call to the police department?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I am not I answered my phone, it was ringing&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, you just called me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No I didn't &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible''] What is your problem?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't have a problem, somebody else in this world must have a problem. I don't not have a problem, I'm just sitting here watching 'I love Raymond' on T.V.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''unintelligible gibberish'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Call ends, skype hangup sound heard.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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==Calls to Bob and Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
A &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;troll posing as a&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Honest|TRUE and LOYAL]] Sonichu Fan calls Bob and later Chris, demanding [[Sonichu (comic)|new comics]]. The lumberjack suggests that the trolls come talk with him in public, and gives his [[Burger king|daily morning routine]].&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Phone rings for about 19 seconds.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, am I speaking to a Mr. Christian Weston Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh well, he's not here right now, could I take a message?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh yes I-I'm a big fan of the Sonichu comics. Uh could you ask him when the uh when the community can expect another Sonichu release?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I don't really know and I'm not sure he's got one planned right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Cause the trolls are givin' him a kinda tough time.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I hate the trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, they're- they're just kind of ah, he's kinda layin' low, I guess. Ha ha ha. I would if I were him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My brother and I are very big Sonichu fans, and we're really lookin' forward to more of his comics. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well I think he'd get more if all the trolls, uh, would let him alone.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You'll have to, ah, you'll have to get in some o' the chat rooms and tell the trolls to just lay off. They're stifling his [[Chris and copyright|creativity]]. Heh heh heh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Well, I actually know some of the places the trolls congregate at, and I'll see if I can stop them from harassing your family and Christian. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you could- you could pass on a message from me. [''Fan: Uh, sure.''] 'Cause I'm his father. This is Bob, if you haven't heard about me. Ev'ry morning, between 9:30 and about, uh, 10:30 or so, I'm at Burger King restaurant in [[Ruckersville]], eating my breakfast, in the northeast corner booth of the restaurant. And if they wanna come in person and talk to me, I'm not - I don't lie to people and I don't hide under a screen name. And, uh, I'll be glad to talk to anybody and if they've got reasonable questions about Christian, I'll be glad to answer 'em. But I don't do things like that on the phone, and I don't do it on the Internet 'cause I'm not even on the Internet. But I'll be glad to talk to them in person if they're- if they're brave enough to come out in person. 'Cause I got- I got no [[Internet lumberjack|axe to grind]] with any of 'em, and [[Chris and anger|neither has Christian]]. Ha ha, and I don't know why [[Death threats|they think he does]]... he doesn't. We-we'll be glad, or I'll be glad, and I'm sure if Christian knew somebody was comin' and wanted to know, he'd be there for breakfast too. So just tell em, every morning between 9:30 and 10:30 at Burger King. In Ruckersville, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll be sure to let them know.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay? And anybody at UVA that wants to talk, uh, we-we're always there. But it's a public place, and nobody can harm anybody. Ha ha.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I will definitely be sure - to pass on-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We got nothing- you know, we got nothing to hide. Nothin' at all. So I'd 'preciate it if you'd let the trolls know that we're not secretive. Just come talk to us in person. Don't try to hide behind a computer... or the Internet. I- I thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, no problem. ''[Bob hangs up]'' It's been nice talking to you... Goodbye. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[At 3:50, phone rings for about 23 seconds.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, am I speaking to a Mr. Christian Weston Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. May I help you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, yes. Well, just to start off, I am not a troll, I absolutely abhor trolls, and uh, I just have a quick question. ''[Chris says &amp;quot;Mhmm&amp;quot;]'' My brother and I are huge [[Sonichu]] fans, and we were wondering when to expect another Sonichu release? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Eventually, but not right now, 'cause I'm gettin' away from the- cause I've been getting away from the Internet and all that. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah. I understand. I recently talked to your father, just a few minutes ago, and, uh, I've called your house before - thought you might be home, and instead I got your dad. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Uh, that's pretty much the only question I had, and I thank you for answering it-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Yeah, well I gotta go. You have a good day. Bye bye.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You too.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Carlos Chantor Call==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is this a Mr [[Carlos Chantor]]? I thought I heard something about you with the, you had an escort service going on.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, I'm sor- uh, I'm sorry you have the wrong number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh really? This isn't [''call is disconnected''] Oh you fat...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Male voice:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right, let's try this again.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Efeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Likely whore.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sound of sniffing'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Male voice:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; uhhhh, faggot.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, excuse me I thought that this was the number for Carlos Chantor, I uh looked up the escort ad.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, um.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, actually, yeah um yeah, it is but I er can't talk, I can't talk right now, could you me call back...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; another time please?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, yes I was just wondering about, oh what time should I call back cuz I heard you were into watersports?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm. I may be.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What kind of watersports?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm, uh, talk more about, we'll talk more about that, uh later, uh, call back at [''audio cuts'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Will do, honey.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ok, all right, bye bye.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bye now.&lt;br /&gt;
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==A Redneck calls Bob Chandler==&lt;br /&gt;
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A redneck is called with a soundboard of Bob Chandler. The redneck is then made into a soundboard, and the real Bob is called with him.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [indistinct].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why you calling me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why you calling my number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon, who do you think you're talking to?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Redneck talks over him, asking &amp;quot;Who you talking to?&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who- Who do you think I am?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ohhhh...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why you calling my phone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You sound familiar, who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm 82 years old. I'm Robert Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Robert Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I'm 82 years old and I was born in Fort Worth.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Shoot!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm a Texan, now. So I'm a neighbor.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You i- Are you out in Texas?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. I'm basically a neighbor of yours.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A neighbor?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Huh! Gye- This is Mississippi.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right, I'm Choctaw.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I live in, Ruckersville, Virginia!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really, yeah. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why you calling me? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have no idear. ''[Chuckles]'' I didn't know I did, I was outside at the shop, I hear the phone rung...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm just an-answerin my telephone.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. ''[Chuckles]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, what is on your mind?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Aw, well I don't know we just trying to get finished up here where we're closed up for Christmas.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Robert Johnson in ''[censored]'', Mississippi.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm Robert Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Where're you, in Oklahoma now?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In Oklahoma.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You in Tulsa?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I heard poor ol' Roberts died up there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I'm a Texan, now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, you in Texan? Oh okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm, I don't know who would've called your number, man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, good. ''[chuckles]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HELLO THERE!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sir, or ma'am, or whatever the hell you are. ''[Redneck chuckling in background]'' There are a lot of, lot of weird people out here, ''[Redneck says something indistinct]'' and you might be included as one of them if you're calling us and cussin' us out!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah naaaar!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A-duh, look, don't you call here and cuss us out!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't know I cussed you out, but ''[more chuckling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You get your black ass out of the gutter and shut up!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[laughing]'' A-good lord! Wha-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Call ends. New call]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You sound familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Robert Johnson of ''[censored]'', Mississippi.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well... I guess I might sound familiar cuz I'm a southerner.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You i- are you out in Texas?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Where're you in Oklahoma, now?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nnno, I'm in Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Mississippi.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I don't understand, you rang my telephone and I picked it up.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm, I don't know who would've called your number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[Pause, TV indistinct in background]'' I don't either.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't know I did, I was outside at the shop I hear the phone rung.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Huh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry. ''[Redneck soundboard laughs]'' Somebody just called me, and... it's kinda screwy I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, that's me, who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Robert Johnson of Poplarville, Mississippi. ''[unknown as to why this mention was not censored]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well how do you know me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I said how do you know me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You sound familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You just called my name, so how do you know me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm, I don't know who would've called your number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't either, but you're talkin' to me so somebody must've called.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HELLO THERE!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who are you calling?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HELLOO!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HELLOO!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who are you calling?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not calling, I'm answering.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There are a lot of, lot of weird people out here... and, you might be included as one of them if you're calling us and cussin' us out.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not calling you and cussin' you out! I'm just-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[interrupting]'' WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO with this damn... uh, thing that's goin' on!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...I don't understand what you're talkin' about.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HANG UP THE PHONE AND FORGET THE NUMBER.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen, I-I'm in Virginia, I don't know who you are&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you're fucked up somehow, goodbye!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I got a call that says you're in Oklahoma yet, your husband or somebody says you're in Mississippi.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Mississippi.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Pause] Okay, well your... telephone number came up as Oklahoma on my IDer.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Where're you in Oklahoma now?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I'm in Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You i- are you out in Texas?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I'm not in Texas, I'm in Virginia. I'm in the central part of Virginia where we got two feet of snow.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I said I'm in the central part of Virginia, ''[Redneck soundboard laughs]'' where we got two feet of snow and we got buried with snow. We haven't been out in four days. The only reason I've answered the phone, is because I have relatives in Oklahoma and I thought it might be them.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, Merry Christmas to you. I don't know who you are or why you're callin', but uh, Merry Christmas anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't know I did, I was outside at the shop I hear the phone rung.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, have you been gettin' calls from me or somethin'?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I say, have you been getting calls from me or somethin'?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm, I don't know who would've called your number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't either. But I do know that there's some people on the internet that have some, some electronic program at their disposal, where they can call people around the country, and then cause the telephone ID to come up that says it's somebody else's number other than theirs.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[Laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is a system they've got that's called 'Spoofing' as I understand from the uh, police and everybody.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Spoofing!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah it's called spoofing. And, uh, I don't, the federal government knows about it but they don't seem to wanna try to put a stop to it. So you can't even believe your caller ID anymore, can you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now, the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this to the point where they've even given it a name called 'spoofing'.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right. That's what they tell me. Neh... I-I've gotten calls, like I got this call that says it's from Oklahoma but it's not from Oklahoma.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In Oklahoma!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, got the call, my caller ID says you live in Oklahoma.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I live in, Ruckersville, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Eh, well, you may live in Ruckersville, I don't know where you live in Ruckersville.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I was born in Fort Worth.  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well that's good. I know other people that were born in Fort Worth.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm basically a neighbor of yours.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well that's nice, I'm, I guess you're snowed in too.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have a cousin that lives in Tulsa.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I do too.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Even longer pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is who?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm here.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I live in Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm just an-answerin' my telephone.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well that's all I did was answer my telephone. Sounds like we're both doin' the same thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Some kinda screwy thing goin' on.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll let you talk to my wife, an' you tell her why you're cussin' at me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why I'm what?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I-I have plenty of sense in my head, I-I don't understand your wife, either, I don't know who your wife is.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HELLO THERE!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[Pause]'' Hello-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sir, or ma'am, or whatever the hell you are.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[Pause]'' I don't know who ''you'' are.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Kuh, duh, look, don't you call up here cussin' at my husband.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I haven't cussed at your husband, I don't cuss! I'm 82 years old, why should I cuss? I got nobody to cuss.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm 82 year old man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right, I'm 82 year old man, I'm proud of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I'm 82 years old, but I was born in Fort Worth.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ngh, that's good, I'm glad you were.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; When you make more sense, I guess I can talk to you again.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay! You take care.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[Call ends]''&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote| Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler| Redneck, to| Bob |color=silver|size=360%}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
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		<title>Prank calls</title>
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		<updated>2013-03-30T03:09:59Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many '''prank calls''', thanks to [[Chris]]'s e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire Internet. Multiple times. However, many of the brave souls that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to [[YouTube]], providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.&lt;br /&gt;
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== DPF phonecalls ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Part 1 ===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hel-(cut off by static)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi I'm *inaudible*&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry what?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good evening.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, good evening.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We tried to conta-well I tried to contact you earlier, I wanted to ask permission to use something of yours. A character of yours.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I see.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I, um, I own a comic called Marty-Bob, right? It's pretty popular. It's based off the series Negima, you may have heard of it. Have you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, no. I have not.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, as you know, I am English, and it's rather popular over here, right? And your character, being pretty popular in England as well, um, I wanted to see if I could use him just as a cameo to say hi to Marty-Bob.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I-[cut off by Chris]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I give you, I give you permission to use my c-, use my Sonichu as a as a, in a cameo appearance in there, just make sure you reference me and the CWCipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We'll, we'll do that sir.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We'll link and everything and give credit to you [Text comes up reading 'Sonichu can come up and give Marty-Bob a handshake and then Marty-Bob can meet'] Sonichu and say he's awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah okay, that's fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Also, I was wondering, I have a character I'd like to audition for you, for your Sonichu comic.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I see. Hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; His, his name is Poliochu, he has Polio, he's like the uh, clone of FDR and he has Polio, so he needs a wheelchair.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I see, hmm, well you can send me a drawing of it, to my e-mail address or to the mailbag on the CWCipedia and I'll uh, I'll look at-I'll look the character over.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Will you look at 'em all of your e-mails?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I'll look at the e-mails.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's good, that's good. Also, um, are you getting those dastardly trolls? I mean, they're just so mean.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes they are mean.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I liked your recent video where you spoke French or s-[static pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cutting in] Spanish.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You taught me how to say it it was like illis zububolis or something.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What does that mean anyway what you said in Spanish?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, yeah th- the meaning escapes me at the moment, but it's pronounced &amp;quot;uhcrepsa etah y uhcinos evol.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mhm.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, can I just say something?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mhm?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm your biggest fan; you're so awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You do not deserve any of the bad treatment towards you like, Clyde Cash, he's just a jerk and whatever that guy who says he's you but like not as like, good looking.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So what is Asperchu?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, well Asperchu is not mine, it belongs to Alec Benson Leary and I have no connection to him whatsoever, except for him buying out the ad space and putting his ads onto th-[cuts out]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why would he do that to you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He's just being, he's just being mean and a jerk.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I thought that um, you guys were having a meeting. That's what you said in your video.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, no I challenged him to come and meet- challenged him to come to Virginia so we can see who stacks up better here.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Did Clyde Cash ever come to your house and try to fight you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, people have come to my house, and uh, gone so-gone as far as to egg my house.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Egged? Your house has been egged?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's not very nice they're [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's a waste of eggs.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Eggs are supposed to be eaten.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah that's probably-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cuts off Chris] They're made with french toast.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I wanted to ask you a question.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mhm?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'know Magi-chan?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How come he's got -chan at the end of his name but not -chu?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's a play off the word magician.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I see. I didn't know that! That's pretty cool, I've learned something new today!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But what's that, so his species name is Magi-chan?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, could I capture my own Magi-chan if it was in a pokémon game?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm, not really. If I- if there was a pokémon game with all the Sonichu characters in there, you'd have to, uh, evolve it from a Sonee with a Moon Stone.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah, I see.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Also I was wondering, uh, what is this A.D. Vision thing project you're making-you're going on talking about?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah, uh, oh, turns out tha-turns out I was fooled there, apparently A.D. Vison went ou-went out of business in September 2009. I did not realize that until recently.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, I got, I got to ask you a really important question.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is Ginger? We just want to know; we're confused about that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She's a fan.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She's a fan?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Like us?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She talked to me recently.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, where does she live?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, she lives in Florida.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Florida? That's-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cuts in] Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Pretty f-pretty far a way aways man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cuts in] Around.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I wasn't doing anything lately, y'know?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mhm?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Could I ask your opinion on something?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's something you haven't released information or anything and it's so important I wanna ask you this.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mhm?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, do you like Digimon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Digimon's okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you think poké-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They're just a pretty ripoff of Pokémon right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, yeah I would dare say it's sort of a ripoff.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, I, I like Digimon and I like Sonichu, because I'm awesome like that; that's how I roll.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mkay. Alright, that's cool.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you like Kermit the Frog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 'Kay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Would you like to speak to Kermit the Frog?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No. I-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [cuts in] He has like the best voice of doing it though.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I-I'm pretty good.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, I'll listen to your imitation of Kermit the Frog.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, here it is, ready? [Mimics Kermit the Frog] Hi there, Kermit the Frog here speaking to Chris-Chan, which is pretty cool.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You like it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's okay...uh, [Mimics Kermit the Frog; Inaudible mumbling in the voice] and sound like Kermit the Frog. Ladies and Gentlemen, [inaudible name] in the audience, yay!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, wow! That was good at the end! That was excellent!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can you hear my- can you hear my Bill Cosby voice. Do you know Bill Cosby?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, here it is. [Mimics Bill Cosby] Hello Chris-Chan, with the bippin' and the boppin' and the hippin'. [Coughs] God that hurt.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Mimicking Bill Cosby] Mmm, that's pretty good, but I think [inaudible] and we could talk all day long! And we could do all the jibba jabba blibba blabba.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, uh, do you know who Cleveland Brown?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep. [Mimics Cleveland] Oh yeah, I know Cleveland Brown. Yeah I watch the Cleveland Show. [Attempts Cleveland's laugh]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, I like his laugh, it's like [mimics laugh]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; When are you going to do a Metal Gear Solid themed episode?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, I'm sorry, I didn- I didn't understand the question.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; When are you going to do a Metal Gear Solid themed comic ser-type of like, Sonichu?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well uh, maybe later, but not right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Here, I could do, I could do I good Snake voice. Let's get into it. Listen.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mkay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Mimicking Snake] Otacon, this is Snake. Where are we? [cough]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is that the one from Super Smash Brothers?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is-have you ever played Super Smash Brothers, Chris?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you have a friend code for it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, yeah, but it would be hard for me to get to it right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I would love to play you because I actually don't have Snake in Brawl yet. I don't know how to unlock him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, uh, I'm sorry, you don't-uh, you're talking about the Snake character, unlocking him in Super Smash Brothers Brawl?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm, you could look, you could look up the answer how to unlock him on GameFAQs, G A M E F A Q S dot com.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, who do you use?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He uses Sonic of course.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you know that if you hack the game, you could mix Pikachu's move with Sonic, and then you can make, like Sonichu in brawl?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm, that's interesting.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That'd be cool. I used to do that; I used to hack Brawl at one point.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Reggie Fils-Aime, I've always tried to talk with him, I've called Nintendo of America like a billion times asking to talk with him, he's like always busy.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it turned out-it turned out between him and, uh, Sh-and, uh, Sh-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (cutting in) Shigeru Miyamoto?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. It turned out when I talked to them they turned out to be just trolls pretending to be both of them.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, was that Clyde Cash again?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, uh, another troll. Under Clyde Cash, I'm sure.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [mumbling] oh, oh. Have you seen &amp;quot;The Book of Eli&amp;quot; yet?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I have not.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You should go see it. Oh, there-here, my, uh, my little sister would like to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She's from Australia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is this really Sonichu? I'm really excited now!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (cutting in) Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? I've been trying to talk with you for hours and hours now! Sonichu! Oh my god, I love this show! I love it, I love it, I love it!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (cutting in) she's just&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (inaudible)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shut up, shut up Jack, I'm talking! I'm so...oh, wow.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you like Family Guy then?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I mean, it's a good show.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have, do you know what my favorite Chris Chan video is? The one where you do the life in a day of Sonichu. That was great!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I've-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (cutting in) Did you notice that Chris Mc-Chris McFarland-Seth McFarlane has put you in one of the episodes?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh. Sorry, I did not understand that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Seth McFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, he put you in that one episode, where they did like, a Stephen King parody? He made Peter look just like you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, uh, (sound cut off) -like that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's your shirt.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (speaking over Chris) Oh, I LOVE YOUUU!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (inaudible) -that you're famous though.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm... Indeed.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you ever gonna come to Anime Expo?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I might.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, what kind of anime do you like? Do you like, uh, Lucky Star? (inaudible) Naruto, Bleach? So many to choose from.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (cutting in) Oh, Anime, do you like Anime? I like Anime!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Negime, Marty Bob? There's a whole list.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I like a lot of anime, but I would say that I really like Excel Saga.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Excel Saga? Yeah, Nabushin's the best.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I like Azumanga Daioh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't even know what that is man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [unintelligible], Ponies~.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [unintelligible]...(Over Chris) Me and Chris know what it's about.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen, I'm busy working on a this project right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Which project is it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh it's some, uh... (static) &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Cutting off Chris) Is it like a video, or some sort of, like, game, or picture.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it's a drawing, alright?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's a drawing? Oh, oh, oh. Ok. Here's another Sonichu character, alright? His name is Hunter ThompsonChu... He's like, he's like a writer sort of Sonichu character, and he wears, like, um, what is it? Like, ah... Do you wa- Have you read or watched &amp;quot;Bleach&amp;quot; before?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm. Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know that shopkeeper (audio fades) that hat, but a different color. And he wears, like, sunglasses. And he just, like, he types and he's just, like, a really crazy kooky character.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, well, again, ya'know, send the pictures to the email or send it to the mailbag and I'll h- and I'll look at it. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (An unintelligible voice starts with Jack, then stops.) Great, and I'll go find Alec for you and I'll get him for you. I'll beat him up.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Grainy and obnoxious] I HAVE A QUESTION!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris, Chris, Chris, I wanna say something. (Mention our?) parody fandub in your next video.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Umm... I might.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We need the, um, We need the, um, We need the, uh, what is it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The Views.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, we need the views, please.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I've supported Sonichu for a long time, like, I've even posted fan-pictures on Youtube.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm even getting a tattoo, later tomorrow, of Sonichu, on my chest... Ultra Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I... Alight, it was nice talking to y'all but I gotta go.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can we call you next time? Will you answer us?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Eh, I might.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Please, that would make my sister's day. Alright, Please?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ok, hello.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Heeeeeeee. (Forced Giddiness) I have a question, I has a question, it (trails off). How long do you take drawring [sic] your pictures?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh, Sometimes it can take me up to 2 or 3 hours. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You could have a drawing contest against Alec to see who's the better c-(cuts off)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I like drawing, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (cuts back in) -drawings.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I like drawing... Can I draw pictures for Sonic-chan? I like drawring.[sic]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Softly, unsure) ...yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you like, um, Wall-E?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wally?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I do not know what w- I do not know which Wally you're talking about.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [simultaneously] The Pixar thing. / Eeeevaaa.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [simultaneously] The one with &amp;quot;WALL EEEEE and EVE&amp;quot; Eeevvaaa.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've never heard of that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What's your favorite movie?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mary Poppins.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mary Poppins?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is that the one with the dancing penguins?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is that your favorite animal?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, pengu- No, not my favorite animal.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What is your favorite animal?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sonichu?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Not sure, I'm not sure at the moment. I, hey listen, I gotta go.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#006600&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jynx:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Please, (???), We're your biggest fans!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ok, thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Overtly Sensual) I really like Sonichu, too. Makes me feel... Good.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#990000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Jack:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was my sister, sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Prank Call Collection==&lt;br /&gt;
A collection of various prank calls made to the almighty [[Bob Chandler|Internet Lumberjack]] on a Sunday afternoon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, how you doin'? My name is Chris, I'm from Boston.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello? I don't understand your conversation.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Would it be possible for me to get your name?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You called me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, there's somebody playing games with the phone.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon? I'm just answerin' my telephone. [''Inaudible''] You called me. What the hell is on your mind, man?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''again, speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon? What's on your mind? You called me, and now shut up or get off the phone or speak!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're a narcissist. You've got a personality di-disorder. Did you know that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't have a damn thing! You're the one that's a guh-guh-gutter creep [''Inaudible''] -that's just what you are.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''talking over Bob again''] I know your weaknesses. I know your weaknesses.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Tell me what you want. I'm- I answered the phone, now tell me what you want. You rang my damn number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You see, what you're doing is, you're burning up ''tens'' of ''thousands'' of dollars.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I ain't burnin' up nothin', fella. Now you tell me what the hell you want, or I'm gonna hang this phone up. I don't need ''your'' crap.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sir, you've just threatened me. And I've got you recorded now. Now you've committed a felony.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's good. I'm just gonna hang up if you don't tell me what you want.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;ChrisTheHacker&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can you hear that stuff at the other end?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''redialed'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you this evening? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon? I didn't understand you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I still didn't understand you. [''Inaudible''] -speak distinctly.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''talking over Bob''] I've already told you who I am. I've already told you who I am. This is sheriff's office. Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't understand why you're callin' me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What insurance department?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm advising you to stop calling.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't ''call'' you! You called me! What are- Who are you, and what's goin' on?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Would you speak slowly and one syllable at a time so I can understand you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're mayor of Big Daddy's Pizza? Is that what you said?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No one's called ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No one's called ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can't understand you. You need to take a diction lesson.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Barbara is heard in the background urging Bob on'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm gonna advise you now, this is the sheriff's department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are- are you the sheriff's department?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good. Why did you call me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No one's called ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No one's called me? Then why didn't my phone ring?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call you! Listen!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''call dropped; redialed'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''in the middle of a conversation with Barb'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What's the phone number comin' in?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nothin'.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, hang up!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who the hell is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you this evening? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckling''] I don't know, you can't help me. You're calling me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Callin' you and cussin' you, OK? Why would I call you when I'm on the sheriff's department why would I call somebody and cuss them out?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is ''this''? For cryin' in a bucket...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is the sheriff's office. Deputy Martin from sheriff's department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, insurance department of what?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Big Daddy's Pizza.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Big Daddy's Pizza. OK, Big Daddy. Will you please quit callin' me and leave my phone alone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;OfficerMartin&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Officer Martin (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm advising you to stop calling.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''redialed'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why are you calling my phone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now listen, you stupid son of a bitch, I've never called you before you god danged you...[interrupted] -pick about every third day to call me, so fuck you!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! Don't call me again! Get down in your damn low-life gutter, okay?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [interrupting] Hey, fuck you, you stupid cocksucker. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't play that. And don't call me again! You bastard!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fuck you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Forget my number! Alright?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Whatta ya need done?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''redialed'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Duncan Construction.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Frank Garrett.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is who?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Frank Garrett.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, Frank, what is on your mind?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, does your mama still got, uh, worms crawlin' out her pusshy?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What is on your mind, sir?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Did they turn you out of your fuckin' cage again or what?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen, you motherfucker! Get off of my telephone and quit bothering' it! Okay?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [interrupting] No.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Get down in your low-life gutter and stay there!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FrankGarrett&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frank Garrett (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''redialed'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, why are you calling my number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh, then, uhh, why are you speaking with me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have been called 15 times.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why are you callin' me every 3 minutes for?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not calling you. I'm sitting here in my... living room, watching TV.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why don't you get your brass balls and come up here buddy?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I don't know who you are or where you are, but- and I don't really care! But you- I'll let you talk to my wife and you tell her why you're cussin' at me!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[Bob goes off to talk with Barb. Meanwhile, the troll holds back a laugh.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who are you calling?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you're fucked up somehow! Goodbye!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;GayFlorist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Gay Florist (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'd bust your head wide open if I could see you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''redialed'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DepressedGuy&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Depressed Guy (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''somber music plays in the background'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why are you callin' on me on a Sunday afternoon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DepressedGuy&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Depressed Guy (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call you, I'm just trying to go to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I wish you'd quit bothering my telephone, I'm trying to watch TV. I'm an 82 year old man, now cut it out!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DepressedGuy&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Depressed Guy (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My fuckin' life's not doing too well right now, dude.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[call ends]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[music goes on for a while then fades out]''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Failed Prank Call==&lt;br /&gt;
In this video, a gaggle of trolls attempt to prank call Chris, yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAYYYYY]] into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and yells at the trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''whispers insults at the time it's taking for someone to answer'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; JULAAAAY JULAAAAY JULAAAAY!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What the hell's that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Whoa whoa whoa, are you Bob Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It doesn't matter who I am, who is this idiot I'm talking to on the other end?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Umm&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You got some funny ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone don't you. Are you six years old or somethin'?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [unintelligible] We got his fucking dad. Shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris Calls Bob ==&lt;br /&gt;
In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why are you calling my phone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good evening sir, how are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm fine, but you're wasting your time calling my phone, you know that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't say that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because it doesn- it doesn't make any noise. All it does is flash a light. So it really doesn't bother me, I just thought I would tell you that you're wasting your time&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Call likely cut - redialed]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I thought I told you, we don't answer any calls that have unknown names on them or unknown numbers.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I did not mean to give off the impression of being-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Redialed]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm high-functionally autistic.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good evening sir, how are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm pretty good.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm good!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why do you bother to call this phone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, I am. Why do you bother to call this phone, because the phone doesn't ring.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What the hell? Why are you- why have you started doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't call us anymore. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now don't, don't cuss at me, fella. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shut the hell up.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll start cussing at at you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You weak little son of a bitch!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen, fella. Kid. Whatever you dumbass is. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[heard in the background]'' Hang up the phone!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My name is Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[more indistinct conversation in the background, &amp;quot;Hang up the phone!&amp;quot; etc.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well listen, listen. The phone doesn't ring, all it does is light a light, so you're not botherin' me and every once in a while I try and tell you people that you're wastin' your damn time. Okay, you're not botherin' us. So why the hell do you do-waste all that effort? Put it in to something con- constructive and creative. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[interjects]'' Go to Haiti! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, go to Haiti and help those people, or go to hell, one or the other. ''[Chris soundboard says something simultaneously]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Bob hangs up'']&lt;br /&gt;
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=='Epic Crazy Lady' calls Bob==&lt;br /&gt;
A troll using a soundboard of a super loud Fundamentalist yells at Bob over the phone, while Bob throws insults at her and makes comments on how he can't understand her, as she continues to get angrier.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who do you think you are?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who are you? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 Collins Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon, who do you think you're talking to?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you know that you're not supposed to talk that way?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have got a issue problem. God forgive you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon, who or what is...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Interrupting''] God needs to move in your life.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon. I can't even begin to understand what you're saying.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; God needs to move in your life ''severely''!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bring yourself over here! I'll show you what's the matter! OK?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why don't you come over here and I'll show ''you'' what's the matter?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nine hundred Collins Road, bring yourself, buddy.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, buddy. Listen, boy.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You ain't no man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. You understand? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am the woman of the house, and you don't call me and ask me who my daddy is.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know what you are, or who you are, and I don't really care. But you are invading my privacy, and you are cussing at me, and I don't like it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Call my house and talk that way. I tell you what, why don't you call my husband, and tell my husband that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know who you are or who you think I am...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, that's what you are, a big old chicken.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who do think I am?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; God forgive you. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I wish that you knew what number you called, because I think you're calling the wrong number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call your house, sir, ma'am...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Interrupting''] No, you are!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...or whatever you are.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You ain't no man. I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 Collins Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''In the background, Bob says something to Barbara about a &amp;quot;goddamn screwy woman.&amp;quot; Barbara tells him: &amp;quot;Hang up on her. I ain't talkin' to nobody, this time of night. Hang it up.&amp;quot;''] You better check the number that you called, because you're not talking to anybody that you know.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I haven't called your house. I am the one who picked up the phone and said, &amp;quot;Hello.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You have got a issue problem.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''In the background, Barbara tells Bob to hang up because he's getting on her nerves.''] I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Unintelligible''] bring yourself over here and I'll show you what a whooping is.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Bob hangs up'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Harlem Barber:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Barbershop &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You get your black ass in the gutter and stay there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;IndianRed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Harlem Barber:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Whistles'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, buddy.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bob Calls Himself==&lt;br /&gt;
In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, &amp;quot;Internet people who persecute people&amp;quot;. Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why are you calling me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why are you calling my phone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not calling your phone, why are you calling my phone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who the hell is this?!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well who are you? You're the one that made the call.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who do you think I am?!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know wha- who you are but I know you're in Oklahoma.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call the number; my phone rang.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why I-I answered the phone now tell me what you want you rang my damn number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't ring your number but if you're in Oklahoma you shouldn't be upset like that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call anybody I just picked up the phone; let me explain something to you, can I do that? I-I'm a Texan now can I-can I explain something to you? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. There is on the Internet... a a bunch of trolls, now they persecute people and these these trolls have found somewhere somebody that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID. Now this-the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they've even gived it a named called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. And I think if I-if you think that I called your number and that's what's happening to you because I did not call your number. But that's-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Speaking over''] Who are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -what's happened to me. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who am I? I'm Robert Chandler and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I'm 82 years old but I was born in Fort Worth, so I'm a neighbor. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What's on your mind, you called me now shut up or get off the phone or speak!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm talking to you what do- else do you want?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't have an issue problem with anybody but please quit calling my number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't call you but I'm trying to explain how these people do it. Okay?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, look: I'm 82 years old, all right? I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours or at one time I was. I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa. Okay? I have a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know what you are or who you are and I don't really care.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening. You're being a victim of the Internet people that persecute people, because I didn't call your number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I still didn't understand you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I don't wha-wha how can I explain it any simpler to you. They-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen boy&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -they have a program in-in their computer which allows them to dial numbers anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular telephone number they want to. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen you motherfucker get down in your lowlife gutter and stay there!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen I didn't start cussing at you now-now-now just [[Bob walks in|cut it down]], cool it down; I'm trying to be nice to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't need your crap.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sir or mam or whatever the hell you are.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who the hell is this?!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't you call up here-now look don't you call up here cussing at my husband.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Get down in you lowlife gutter and stay there&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...er...thing that's going on. There are a lot of- lot of weird people out here and you might be included as one of them if you are calling us and cussing us out. Now hang up the phone and forget the number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey buddy.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Liquid Bob calls Bob ==&lt;br /&gt;
A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, we learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;-FBI and everybody else, that there's a system that goes on that says that anybody that wants to do it that knows how with the proper software and stuff can call any number in the country that they want to and can put any particular phone number in the system as if it came from that number to the people: called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -you can call your local police department if you like about that but that's the name they all know it as: spoofing. Now I'm not calling your number some dizzy kook out there on the Internet is playing games with ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you telling me that somebody out there on the Internet is using your phone number in an attempt to pin the blame on your family?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right. It goes on all the time, I've gotten calls from people everywhere. I've even-I've even uh gotten calls where I was terrorizing people and I wasn't even on the phone!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, sir I-I do not happen to know if anybody on the Internet who is drawing cartoons, I-I don't know I don't use the Internet but if that's-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't use the Internet either, but my son does.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; These people they hate him because he has copyright, and he just won a case in England on copyright, and there are people in the world that hate him, there are people in the world that love him but there are people in the world that hate him and the people in the world that hate him are going to all sorts of ends to try and destroy him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Your son-your son is a&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -one of the ways they do it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Your son is a cartoonist?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes he is.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's very-that's a very nice to hear. I hope he's doing good.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well he doesn't make a living at it but he's autistic, he's shares his cartoons with the world and has for the last ten or twelve years.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've got a grandson who's into cartoons like that, he might know 'em. He's on the Internet, uh, looking up cartoons on the Internet and, uh, I think it's pretty nifty to be quite honest with you. That-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well the ones that my son does is called Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sonichu? Is that some Japanese thing or what? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well it's Sonic and chu.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh oh so-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Like a Pikachu and like the Sonic.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well my grandkids are into this little thing called Pikachu but I wouldn't know anything about that. You taught your son-your son is a creator of this character?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ever since before the year 2000-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -he's been putting and drawing them and putting them on the Internet with the world.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh oh I see where this- I just wanted to find w-where these telephone numbers are up and coming from because-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not calling you, you can go and check with your local police department if you like but there is called spoofing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Spoo-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They gon' come and say they can't stop it either,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Spoofing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I could be put in jail for just terrorizing people cause my number comes in on their caller ID.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can I-is this Mister Chandler right, your name is Mister Chandler right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, you-your&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Robert Chandler, I've got nothing to hide.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There-there are&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm eighty-two years old and I'm retired from GE.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There are other people I have heard I think one of my sons has been receiving calls from that number as well. I did a look-read up of that as well, my son who is very into the Internet did a look up of that number and found out that most people are getting calls from that number as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well you see these people are using our number to try and get us in trouble.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am very sorry to hear that sir.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well that's just how this world goes there are some lousy people in this world [''laughs''] &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I-uh oh man I uh- have you reported this incident yet?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well you try and get in touch with the FBI, have you ever tried to get in touch with he FBI, you can't get in touch with the FBI. They don't even have any phone numbers and if you find a phone number you then get an answering machine and nobody ever calls you back. They get no money for this kind o' thing, this Internet crime stuff-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are-are you saying they are purposely ignoring this-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''speaking over''] -mistaken identity and everything.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -they are purposely ignoring this? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They are purposely ignoring this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right they are purposely ignoring it, the telephone company will tell you the same thing. They all have this thing named and it's called spoofing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So they know this thing exists but they won't do anything about it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right they won't do a thing about it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The caller ID won't block it or anything.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you a Republican sir?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm a-I'm a Republican yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That is-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't vote for Obama that's-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I did not vote for Obama either.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Heh. What part of New York are you in? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think we live around Upstate New York, I-we're very conservative-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -Upstate New York once, I lived in Utica.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have a cousin who lives in Utica, I don't know if he's still living there but I haven't spoke to him in ten years-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I worked with GE up there once bout forty years ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; General Electric? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah General Electric.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh, that's a very nice-I heard that's a very nice employ- steady job.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah well I retired from there so.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I just want-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I enjoyed it, I used to go hiking in the Adirondacks and up there in the-in the mountains of uh-whate- white mountain I guess it is they call it or something.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think that's what we'll call it, it's very cold up here too; very very cold.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I could remember some days when it was 35 below 0 up here. I got my tootsie-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We just had sixteen, sixteen inches of snow. I was-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Would you believe I'm sitting in Charlottesville if you know where that is, in Virgin-Virginia&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think it's&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; next to the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia, I can see the mountains from my house. But we have right now two feet of snow in our yard and one time we had over three feet; bout two weeks ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That- holy moly! Are you able to get on the road safely?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I-I parked my car next to the street and I finally we got a plow and I can get in and out right now because I'm next to street but for about a week we couldn't get out at all.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh- that's very scary to hear that you guys get that much snow during the winter months.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It stopped Washington, Philadelphia, Baltimore and New York too, the same storms. It put the government out of business for seven days up there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, that just goes to shown ya you can't underestimate nature.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right you can't, that's what I learned while I was in Utica in Upstate New York there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It gets pretty bad up here let me tell. It-we had an ice storm about twenty years ago, it took the power out for nearly a month, all the cars were frozen, we couldn-we couldn't even use our refrigerator, oh it was scary we were afraid it wasn't even gonna come back on.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm [''chuckles''] I'm sure, well I can remember it we used to get all that what do you call it; lake effect snow?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh what was-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -snow up there, the snow that comes off the moisture off the great lake there? And uh I can remember three feet of snow in Utica&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh yeah uh that's-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -it hasn't been that bad yet, hopefully it won't be that bad in the future, winter months almost over and I can tell ya I want to get out on my boat again. And fish don't- and I go snapper fishing and they don't come 'till August.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right, I remember a joke about it up there, you-you had two seasons: winter and the 4th of July.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''forced laughing''] Yeah uh- that's what they call it: Christmas and July [''chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm gotta be going now, well I just wanted to clear this-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -sorry just ignore those calls cause it ain't us.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I just wanted to be-verify this cause occasionally people have called us and we just wanted to see if it was important or not. Cause I do have family in Virgi-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Somebody might not like your son on the Internet and that's why they're- number and everythin' and that's why they're using our number to terrorize you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well uh that probably answers some random number- back when I was little boy we used to just type in random numbers and the-phone just make ran- calls. I'm not proud of it or anythin' that's just what we did, it's none of this scary stuff that involves computers and everything; we did it in good fun we weren't tryin' to be antagonistic about it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well there you are- for a while there they were even trying to talk my son into committing suicide over the Internet.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well that's just wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah it's disgusting and the federal government won't do a thing to help us- or the local government or anybody.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have you gotten the police involved yet?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's just uh- it's just we've learned how to cope with it that's all.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's a-that's a shame. I hope they- you know- don't go too far with this or you better get the police involved.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We have but they don't do anything; they say this is an Internet matter it's federal government&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Apparently-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -federal government says we don't have any money.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -according to my son the police say we don't give crap about goes on the Internet; they only care if it goes on-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's absolutely correct.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well uh I have to be going now Mister Chandler it's uh-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -sorry, sorry somebody's been botherin' you but it ain't us.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll just keep-I'll just- I'll block uh this whoever spoofin' me from now on. Well thank you for clearin' this up I uh hope things go better for you and your son. Have a good day sir.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We've learned to just ignore it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You should. Well have a good day and I hope the winter months don't give you the cold shoulder [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll be alright.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Liquid Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright take care now.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler ==&lt;br /&gt;
Not much of a prank, but rather an informative call. From this brief conversation between troll and dad we learn that Bob is fully aware that Chris posted their dox in numerous places on the Internet, and actually thinks [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|his]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|son]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|is]] [[Twin Falling Towers|a]] [[Sonichu Special 4|better]] [[Sonichu 10|person]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Oh, hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello? Why you ringin' my number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Oh, oh, hey, um, I've been hearing that, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why you ringin' my number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll''': Um, your son's kinda like getting you through some trouble on the, uh...online. He's giving out his- giving out your home phone number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My home phone number's been on the Internet four years, and I don't care. Now why you callin' my number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Yeah, your...I think you heard about how your, uh, [[Tour of Chris's House|videos of your house]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|were on the Internet]]?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've heard a lot of stuff, and most of it is a bunch of trash, okay?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Well, um...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why you callin' my number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''' Troll:''' W-w-w-w-w-wait a minute, wait. Um...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm gettin' kinda sick and tired of you people botherin' my home phone number. This is my private phone number, now get rid of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Wait, wait, I'm not trying to piss you off.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, you are, because you're comin' in on an unknown blocked number call.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Your-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If you were up and aboard and above board(?) and really doin' what you say you ki- think you're doin', then your number would come in along with your name.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' [''quietly''] Shit, whatever lumberjack.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, you can't argue with that, can you? Now quit callin' my damn number and leave it alone!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Okay [[Chris_and_race#Parental_influence|KKK cracker.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, cracker.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Troll snickers'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Get your act together. I'm 82 years old, and I've survived a long damn time. The way you're goin', you're not gonna make it very far.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Can't raise your damn son right.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I raised my son. [[Chris and psychology|My son is fine]]. My son has done a lot better than you have, [[Chris and anger|he's a hell of a lot nicer than you are]], he doesn't go around callin' people all the damn time.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Hey, I'm nice, but I'm just- I'm just trying to let you know, you're trying to, you're kinda being an ass on the other line.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I'm not being an ass. I'm just gettin' tired of [[Chris and his ego|you people out there thinkin' you're God's gift to the world when you're not]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' W-well, I'm- I'm not thinking, I'm not-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Look at yourself in the mirror every morning, look at yourself...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' I do.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...and say &amp;quot;Now what do I do to deserve to judge other people?...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Well, I'm not-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;quot;...I'm so great that I can judge other people, and they're so damn far below me?&amp;quot; No, I think you should get off the phone and find yourself somethin' constructive to do as an entertainment.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Well, I'm just-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Thank you and good night.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Troll:''' Okay, bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''call ends'']&lt;br /&gt;
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==Snake Productions Calls Barbara Chandler==&lt;br /&gt;
The same troll above makes another call to the Chandlers, this time claiming Chris harassed his [[Pedofork|14-year old sister]]. It should be noted that Barb's behavior when communicating with trolls is eerily similar to that of her equally-delusional son's.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#C35817&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''John:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, hello, this is, ah, John Morris. I've been calling a couple of times, but I'm getting calls from your house, and I guess someone named Christian who lives there has been calling my sister, who's underage, probably 14 years - 14 years old, has been asking my, er, d-asking my d- sister-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (Interrupting) M-my son does not call your daughter that's 14 years underage [Unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#C35817&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''John:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I-I have recorded- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; SHUT UP!SHUT UP!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#C35817&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''John:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Here, here's the call.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Stop trying to set up my son!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#C35817&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''John:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Here.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You lousy creep!&lt;br /&gt;
[A recording of a girl's voice starts, but Barb is blathering over it]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; One of you- one of you trolls out there&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#C35817&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''John:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Here, what's this- here&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't bother- don't bother calling us back again!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#C35817&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''John:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Here, right here.&lt;br /&gt;
[The recording starts again, but Barb hangs up]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#C35817&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''John:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, she- Tch.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#F660AB&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#F660AB&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My name is Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#F660AB&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: Who are you looking for?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You want me to caress your breasts?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#F660AB&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Girl'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;: What?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You'll be lovin' my dick, it's so big and all that, you know. And you'll just- and it'll be- I'll be puttin' it between your tits while you're all tied up.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Stop trying to set up my son! You lousy creep!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Call Bobby Chandler==&lt;br /&gt;
Uploaded on 21 September 2010. The two individuals call up Bob and ask him only two questions before the conversation takes a turn for the worse. In the nine minutes that followed, we learned that Bob graduated from Auburn University, was an Eagle Scout and Scoutmaster for 20 years in the Boy Scouts, and that he may have been a member of the Ku Klux Klan.&lt;br /&gt;
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''(trolls giggling; phone rings three times)'' &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mr. Chandler? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is this? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Answer Me Sanchez. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is Anthony Sanchez? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, ''Answer Me'' Sanchez! I’d like to, ah, ask you a few questions, if, ah, um, you wouldn’t mind. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I don’t know if I’ll give you any answers. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, do the best you can, I guess. Number one, um: have you ever heard of a website called bangbus.com? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I’m not on the Internet. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, um, two: What scares you more, a [[Niggos|black man]] living in your neighborhood, or a [[Homos|gay man]] living in your neighborhood? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don’t think that’s any of your business. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, um, I um, am doing this for…research and statistics. And I, um… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (interrupts) It’s still none of your business. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What if, what if I had, uh, a hooker give you a blowjob? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It’s none of your business. (pause) Just, just quit bothering my telephone and get the hell… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (interrupts) Tell your son to stop drinking his semen! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wait, wait, Bob, okay, I’ll skip that question. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're, you’re just being an asshole, is what you're doing. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Your son's an asshole!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bob, um, um, relax! All right, all right, that was an insensitive question. You’re right; let’s skip that. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You got no reason to know this kind of stuff. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bob, relax, relax; take your medicine. And relax. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am relaxed, fella. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, um, good, um. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I’m sick and tired of you calling up on my telephone. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have no idea what you’re talking about. Bob, are you going senile? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;purple&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(inaudible)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nah, don't listen to [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]]! You - ugh, she has you pussy-whipped. Stop listenin' to her.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bob, man, you fought in Korea, man. Just listen to what my friend has to say and tell your wife to shut up. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I mean, come on… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If you guys would just go to college or do something and… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am in college!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I’m in college, too, and I’m actually doing something with my degree, unlike Chris! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Try doing something constructive with your life. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am, unlike your son. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That’s kind of ironic, given your son doesn’t do jack shit with his degree. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah! [[Honor roll|Honor rolls, my ass!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have my degree, fella. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, your son! Your retarded son who drinks semen! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not talkin' about you, I'm talkin' about your son. The one that drinks his own sperm?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, eats [[McDonald's]]?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He has his degree also. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He doesn’t do nothin' with it, though. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What’s he got with it? What’s he done with it? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It doesn’t matter what he’s done with it, it's none of your fucking business. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It does, 'cause you're telling us- 'cause you're telling us to go to college. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, you're telling us to go to college, w - I wanna know what your son's done.  What's he done?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It’s none of your business. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It is, 'cause he tells us on the Internet. It’s everybody’s business now. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It’s none of your business. Why don’t you ''(inaudible, interruptions)'' quit bothering us, or I won’t answer your phone at all!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(indistinct)'' Jesus, man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, all right, you know what, let's skip that question since it's obvamously - um, it might make him [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit his pants]] and get - ''(stammers)'' Let's skip that question.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen, fella-  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bob… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''(repeat ad nauseam for several seconds as Bob and Troll 1 try to speak over each other)'' &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm talkin'… I’m talkin' to you, listen, I’m talkin' to you… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll get the stick!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(amid interruptions from trolls)'' Listen to me, you, I'm talkin' to you! I’ll tell you what I want you to know, okay? First, I am a graduate engineer. Okay? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(muttering)'' Oh my god.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Second, I worked forty years for GE, and I retired from GE. Third, I served this country and this world by creating at least ten patents and automating a whole lot of industry with a whole lot of stuff that you couldn’t live without. I’ve done my service to man kind. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What about your son? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I’m an old man now and I want to be left in peace by you fuckers out there. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fuck you, you Klansman! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I’ve listened to what you had to say and I… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fuckin' Klansman.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(garbled, inaudible babbling)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I’m telling you this, I also spent my time as a scoutmaster. Okay, I was an Eagle Scout. I spent my time for twenty years… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Your son drinks his own semen, wears his mom’s underwear. He eats McDonald’s, he whacks off. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you telling me you’re a damn… Bob? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''(more babbling)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; When you get somethin' that you can tell me like that, then you call me back and tell me. Now you get your own life and stop botherin' mine. I can out-talk you any day of the week.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(talking over Bob)'' My son will never drink his own semen. My son will never wear his mom’s underwear. My son will never live in my house when he’s twenty-eight years old. My son does not have the Snorlax for a mother. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bob, wait, hold on a second, relax. Everyone just relax. Bob, are you - you’re saying you’re a scout manager for [[Pedofork|NAMBLA]]? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I’m saying I was a scout master. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; For NAMBLA, I got it… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; For a scout troop. A scout troop! You know!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, for NAMBLA, I got you. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Boy Scouts! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Auhh, totally NAMBLA! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, NAMBLA. ''(lots of stammering)'' Um, okay, I mean, like, how many years did you do that for, for NAMBLA? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I was a scout master for almost 20 years. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Twenty years in NAM - that’s real impressive, I’m really impressed. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have my Eagle Scout badge, which very few of you people out there have. Why don't you go get a life and get out there and do that kinda stuff too?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The Scouts are gay. The scouts are as gay as your son. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(nonsensical rambling)'' I think, you know, if I learn first-hand from someone that's experienced it, it might help me more so in the real world, I mean, like, such as yourself. I mean, like, twenty years in NAMBLA- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm pretty, I'm - y'know, I would be embarrassed, if I were you-  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(interrupting)'' I would be embarrassed to drink my own semen. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -y'gotta call up people and say &amp;quot;Look,&amp;quot; y'know, &amp;quot;I’ve done so-and-so,&amp;quot; when you haven’t done crap. Now you can't tell me any one thing you've done.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Like your son, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, your son drinks his own cum and wears his mom’s underwear. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don’t care, we’re talking about me and we’re talking about my phone. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What about your phone? I… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is my phone number, this is my phone that you’re bothering, and I'm sick and tired of it. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris gave us your number. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I just said that - I was just askin' you 'bout, what - your 20 years in NAMBLA, and you were talk- talkin' to me 'bout that, I was just sayin' like - uh, so what'd you do after? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why don't you get something that you can brag about rather than tryin' to harass people all the time? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 'Cause I don’t brag, that's, that’s not my nature. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, that's fine. So all you can do is harass and bully, right? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(randomly interjects)'' Stop living in a house full of clutter!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not ''harassing and bullying''. I'm just asking you a question. You're just getting mad and, y'know- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'know I have friends in the Klu Klux Klan. [''sic'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh my god, you're a fuckin' Na - oh ho ho! Holy shit! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I’m so glad we’re recording this.  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you part of the KKK yourself? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I was born and ra- I was raised in Alabama, so take your own judgment from that, fella. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Holy ''shit!'' &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I went to school at [[Wikipedia:Auburn High School (Alabama)|Auburn's]]. It's in the heart of the Deep South, so you can take your, you can take your whatevers from that. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''(excited gibbering from trolls)'' &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, from my understanding, you said you went to Auburn, right? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That’s right, I graduated there. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right. So you’re telling me that most people who graduated from Auburn are in the KKK? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, but I’m saying that a lot of them are. It’s in the heart of the Deep South. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I just said &amp;quot;most people,&amp;quot; but okay, yeah... So, I mean, what- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I’ve seen crosses burning, fella. I've seen 'em. And you don’t wanna see it. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is Chris part of the KKK?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't wanna see it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wait, wait, wait - are ''you'' a member of the KKK, though, Bob? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Yeah. All right.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I won’t say whether I am or not. If I had, I’d come up and see if I've got a white, uh, hood to put on. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, Bob, all right, we’re just asking you a simple question.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay? Okay? Now get off my damn case and get a life for yourself. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My [[niggo|black]] girlfriend's gonna hate me for that. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Stop bein' a sad, pathetic individual. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Like your son, Bob? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bob- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It doesn’t matter, we’re not talking about my son. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''I’m'' talking about your son. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We’re talking about me, and we’re talking about you. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is a big confrontation. (???) So when you tell us to get a life, why don’t you take those words and tell that to your son, instead of other people, when we’re just trying to ask you questions and learn about life ourselves? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why you gotta get so hostile? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My son has a life. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Whatever happened to [[Megan]]? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']]’s not a life, man! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My son’s a hell of a lot more creative than you are. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That’s why we’re talking to you and he doesn’t talk to you. Get it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He says he doesn’t get along with you that well, so… &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That’s what he puts on his website. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He gets along with me fine. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Not on his [[YouTube]] page. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why don’t you get a life so you can come back and prove me that you’re capable and good enough to talk to me? I have helped my fellow man, and I have helped 'em for forty or fifty years.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You kinda failed at that. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(apparently misunderstanding)'' To hell with that? Yeah, to hell with that.  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You've failed.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why don't you go out and get a life and leave me in peace?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have one, I’m fucking my black girlfriend every night. I have a black girlfriend! I'm happy!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bob, tell me something. Do you know what the Pythagorean Theorem is? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I sure do. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What is it? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It’s for me to know and you to find out, my friend. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(inaudible)'' -bachelor's degree.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(sudden rage)'' You dumbass! What is it? It’s A squared plus B squared equals C squared! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HA! Check and mate. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Gosh'', Bob! Come on! Failed, right there. ''(stammering)'' Do you know anything about the Golden Ratio? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen, fella, I have ten patents. In the realms of industrial automation. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't care about your rim jobs in the freaking- &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I helped, I helped to design and, and, and create the computer. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No you didn’t! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I helped design and create and put the [[Wikipedia:International Space Station|intercontinental mission in space]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No you didn’t!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''(indistinct)'' -NAMBLA stickers on your computer?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now when you can say something like that, you can call me back. Until then, shut your fucking mouth and get off my phone. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Epic fuckin' failure.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey Bob. Hey Bob. What would you say that ''(indistinct)'' I'm a multi-millionaire?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''(Bob hangs up)''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Slow-in-the-minds|He hung up, man.]] Oh my god! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was fucking awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Dude, man, we got him fucking admitting he’s a part of the KKK! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 1:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Dude, upload that shit ''now''! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Troll 2:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Got it! [[Speech impediment|I'm a- I'm got- got- m'kay]]- got it. Got it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris calls the Po-Po; Po-Po calls Bob==&lt;br /&gt;
Most of this call is the CWC soundboard trying to get around the standard questions of the Greene County Sheriff Department's receptionist. The last two minutes involve a police soundboard calling Bob. Note: The CWCki doesn't condone or support pranking legitimate business and services (like the police) in order to prank the Chandlers.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Greene County Sheriff's Department. This is [''unintelligible''].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh, who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is the Greene County sheriff's office.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My name is Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Umm, 'kay. Can I get your last name?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christian Weston Chandler...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christian Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''overlapping slightly''] Christian- then what can we do for you tonight?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bring the police and, uhh, ambulance around.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You need the police and the ambulance?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK. Why do you need the police and the ambulance?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''long pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] Oh, Jesus... [''sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''long pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can you tell me why you need them?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm high-functionally autistic.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK... So why do you need the police? Is there something wrong?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''short pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK, what's wrong?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''long pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can you tell me what's goin' on?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, Christian?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can I get your address?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 14 Branchland Court.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 14 Branchland Court? Is that where you're at right now?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can I get your phone number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't want to give out your phone number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm currently living with my mother and my father.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're living with your mother and your father? Is there something wrong with them? [''pause''] Is that why you need law enforcement?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, this is the Greene County sheriff's office.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm Robert Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, sir. Umm, we received a call saying that you needed law enforcement to your location. Can you tell me if there's anything going on there?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, right now it's midnight. What in the world do you want?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, sir, we were called by this number, and they said that they needed law enforcement there. Can you tell me what's going on?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why did you call me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''We'' were called, sir. We didn't call you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You were up and [''unintelligible''] along with your name &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Excuse me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You come over here and I'll show you whats a matter.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sir, are you threatening me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Okay, well sir we were called in request of law enforcement to your location. If there's something wrong we need to know about it before we send somebody out there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can I let you talk to my wife, and you tell her why your cussin' at me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sir, I'm not cursing at you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello there! Sir, or ma'am, or whatever the hell you are!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is there anything, that I can do for you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible''] this damn, uh, thing that's goin' on!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, do you require anymore assistance from me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Okay, what can I do than? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can I explain somethin' to you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes you may.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There is on the internet, a bunch of trolls; they have a program in their computers which allows them to dial numbers, anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular number they want to.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I understand sir, but I am not looking at a caller ID, I was called by Christian Chandler and he stated he needed law enforcement at his location,&lt;br /&gt;
(&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob Interrupting:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; and he gave me this address.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes sir?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay is there anything more I can do for you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I need you to come over here.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay why do you need law enforcement to come over there?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What you just did was stick a knife in our back and kill us!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can you repeat what you just said to me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you six years old or somethin'?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No sir, I am not six years old, but your phone is very staticy, and it's very difficult to hear what you're saying.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I, I've had plenty of sense in my head.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No one is denying you have sense in your head sir, I'm just trying to find out why law enforcement was called to your location, we just need to know if there's anything going on.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I don't- well- How can I explain it any simpler to you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay sir, thank you for your time.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen boy!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barbara (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You can [''unintelligible''] and shut up!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; (LOUD BANG, END OF CALL)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(Audio Ends)&lt;br /&gt;
'''THIS IS THE SECOND CALL IN THE SAME VIDEO'''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Green County Sheriff office, this is [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; YOU'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT A- You've been nothing but a pain in my side!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay can you repeat what you just said?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am going to find you, and I am going to have you proven as a lier! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay- what did I lie about?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You, no no- You've been copying me for the past random 6 months!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is this the Chandler? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... Oh yeah, (Receptionist tries to interrupt) you know my address right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is this Christian? Or this the mother? &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''(Chris interrupting.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My name...) We have law enforcement on scene now. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My name is Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay Christian, I have a deputy on scene now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yup&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yeah you know my address right, you got mapquest to come all the way over?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Excuse me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; YOU CAN FIND ME RIGHT NOW, I LIVE IN 14 BRANCHLAND COURT IN RUCKERSVILLE, VIRGINIA!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Is there a deputy on scene right now with you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;Receptionist&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Receptionist:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can you hold on just one moment please?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(Call ends, Skype hangup sound heard)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''THIS IS THE THIRD, AND LAST CALL IN THE SAME VIDEO, THIS TIME TO BOB(REAL BOB) USING A DIFFERENT SOUNDBOARD (at least I think)'''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah police department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can't understand you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You are talking to Sgt. Libski&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon? I can't understand you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Sgt. Libski&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, that's fine. What can I do for you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is this an emergency?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I have no emergency.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, get me the nearest officers out here. We're sending the nearest officers to you out there right now to your address.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We have told you people, you at Green County. Why are you coming in on unknown numbers?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We don't take jokes; you said you needed Fire, Medical, or police assistance. This is not a joke, we're sending officers out to your house right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't- we don't have no problem!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I got you on GPS right now, you're calling the police department.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am not calling, I answered my phone!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you making a prank call to the police department?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I am not I answered my phone, it was ringing&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, you just called me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No I didn't &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;DarkBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sgt. Libski (Soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible''] What is your problem?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't have a problem, somebody else in this world must have a problem. I don't not have a problem, I'm just sitting here watching 'I love Raymond' on T.V.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''unintelligible gibberish'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[''Call ends, skype hangup sound heard.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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==Calls to Bob and Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
A &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;troll posing as a&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Honest|TRUE and LOYAL]] Sonichu Fan calls Bob and later Chris, demanding [[Sonichu (comic)|new comics]]. The lumberjack suggests that the trolls come talk with him in public, and gives his [[Burger king|daily morning routine]].&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Phone rings for about 19 seconds.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, am I speaking to a Mr. Christian Weston Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh well, he's not here right now, could I take a message?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh yes I-I'm a big fan of the Sonichu comics. Uh could you ask him when the uh when the community can expect another Sonichu release?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I don't really know and I'm not sure he's got one planned right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Cause the trolls are givin' him a kinda tough time.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I hate the trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, they're- they're just kind of ah, he's kinda layin' low, I guess. Ha ha ha. I would if I were him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My brother and I are very big Sonichu fans, and we're really lookin' forward to more of his comics. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well I think he'd get more if all the trolls, uh, would let him alone.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You'll have to, ah, you'll have to get in some o' the chat rooms and tell the trolls to just lay off. They're stifling his [[Chris and copyright|creativity]]. Heh heh heh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Well, I actually know some of the places the trolls congregate at, and I'll see if I can stop them from harassing your family and Christian. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you could- you could pass on a message from me. [''Fan: Uh, sure.''] 'Cause I'm his father. This is Bob, if you haven't heard about me. Ev'ry morning, between 9:30 and about, uh, 10:30 or so, I'm at Burger King restaurant in [[Ruckersville]], eating my breakfast, in the northeast corner booth of the restaurant. And if they wanna come in person and talk to me, I'm not - I don't lie to people and I don't hide under a screen name. And, uh, I'll be glad to talk to anybody and if they've got reasonable questions about Christian, I'll be glad to answer 'em. But I don't do things like that on the phone, and I don't do it on the Internet 'cause I'm not even on the Internet. But I'll be glad to talk to them in person if they're- if they're brave enough to come out in person. 'Cause I got- I got no [[Internet lumberjack|axe to grind]] with any of 'em, and [[Chris and anger|neither has Christian]]. Ha ha, and I don't know why [[Death threats|they think he does]]... he doesn't. We-we'll be glad, or I'll be glad, and I'm sure if Christian knew somebody was comin' and wanted to know, he'd be there for breakfast too. So just tell em, every morning between 9:30 and 10:30 at Burger King. In Ruckersville, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll be sure to let them know.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay? And anybody at UVA that wants to talk, uh, we-we're always there. But it's a public place, and nobody can harm anybody. Ha ha.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I will definitely be sure - to pass on-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We got nothing- you know, we got nothing to hide. Nothin' at all. So I'd 'preciate it if you'd let the trolls know that we're not secretive. Just come talk to us in person. Don't try to hide behind a computer... or the Internet. I- I thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, no problem. ''[Bob hangs up]'' It's been nice talking to you... Goodbye. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[At 3:50, phone rings for about 23 seconds.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, am I speaking to a Mr. Christian Weston Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. May I help you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, yes. Well, just to start off, I am not a troll, I absolutely abhor trolls, and uh, I just have a quick question. ''[Chris says &amp;quot;Mhmm&amp;quot;]'' My brother and I are huge [[Sonichu]] fans, and we were wondering when to expect another Sonichu release? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Eventually, but not right now, 'cause I'm gettin' away from the- cause I've been getting away from the Internet and all that. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah. I understand. I recently talked to your father, just a few minutes ago, and, uh, I've called your house before - thought you might be home, and instead I got your dad. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Uh, that's pretty much the only question I had, and I thank you for answering it-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Yeah, well I gotta go. You have a good day. Bye bye.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Fan:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You too.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Carlos Chantor Call==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is this a Mr [[Carlos Chantor]]? I thought I heard something about you with the, you had an escort service going on.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, I'm sor- uh, I'm sorry you have the wrong number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh really? This isn't [''call is disconnected''] Oh you fat...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Male voice:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All right, let's try this again.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Efeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Likely whore.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sound of sniffing'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Male voice:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; uhhhh, faggot.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Phone rings'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, excuse me I thought that this was the number for Carlos Chantor, I uh looked up the escort ad.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, um.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, actually, yeah um yeah, it is but I er can't talk, I can't talk right now, could you me call back...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; another time please?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, yes I was just wondering about, oh what time should I call back cuz I heard you were into watersports?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm. I may be.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What kind of watersports?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm, uh, talk more about, we'll talk more about that, uh later, uh, call back at [''audio cuts'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Will do, honey.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''' Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ok, all right, bye bye.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Effeminate Caller:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Bye now.&lt;br /&gt;
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==A Redneck calls Bob Chandler==&lt;br /&gt;
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A redneck is called with a soundboard of Bob Chandler. The redneck is then made into a soundboard, and the real Bob is called with him.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [indistinct].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why you calling me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why you calling my number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon, who do you think you're talking to?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Redneck talks over him, asking &amp;quot;Who you talking to?&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who- Who do you think I am?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ohhhh...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why you calling my phone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You sound familiar, who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm 82 years old. I'm Robert Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Robert Chandler?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I'm 82 years old and I was born in Fort Worth.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Shoot!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm a Texan, now. So I'm a neighbor.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You i- Are you out in Texas?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. I'm basically a neighbor of yours.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A neighbor?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Huh! Gye- This is Mississippi.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right, I'm Choctaw.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I live in, Ruckersville, Virginia!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really, yeah. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why you calling me? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have no idear. ''[Chuckles]'' I didn't know I did, I was outside at the shop, I hear the phone rung...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm just an-answerin my telephone.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. ''[Chuckles]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, what is on your mind?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Aw, well I don't know we just trying to get finished up here where we're closed up for Christmas.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Robert Johnson in ''[censored]'', Mississippi.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm Robert Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Where're you, in Oklahoma now?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In Oklahoma.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You in Tulsa?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I heard poor ol' Roberts died up there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I'm a Texan, now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, you in Texan? Oh okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm, I don't know who would've called your number, man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, good. ''[chuckles]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HELLO THERE!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sir, or ma'am, or whatever the hell you are. ''[Redneck chuckling in background]'' There are a lot of, lot of weird people out here, ''[Redneck says something indistinct]'' and you might be included as one of them if you're calling us and cussin' us out!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah naaaar!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A-duh, look, don't you call here and cuss us out!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't know I cussed you out, but ''[more chuckling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You get your black ass out of the gutter and shut up!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[laughing]'' A-good lord! Wha-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You sound familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Robert Johnson of ''[censored]'', Mississippi.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well... I guess I might sound familiar cuz I'm a southerner.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You i- are you out in Texas?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Where're you in Oklahoma, now?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nnno, I'm in Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Mississippi.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I don't understand, you rang my telephone and I picked it up.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm, I don't know who would've called your number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[Pause, TV indistinct in background]'' I don't either.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't know I did, I was outside at the shop I hear the phone rung.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...Huh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry. ''[Redneck soundboard laughs]'' Somebody just called me, and... it's kinda screwy I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, that's me, who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Robert Johnson of Poplarville, Mississippi. ''[unknown as to why this mention was not censored]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well how do you know me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I said how do you know me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You sound familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You just called my name, so how do you know me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm, I don't know who would've called your number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't either, but you're talkin' to me so somebody must've called.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HELLO THERE!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who are you calling?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HELLOO!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HELLOO!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who are you calling?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not calling, I'm answering.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There are a lot of, lot of weird people out here... and, you might be included as one of them if you're calling us and cussin' us out.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not calling you and cussin' you out! I'm just-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[interrupting]'' WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO with this damn... uh, thing that's goin' on!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...I don't understand what you're talkin' about.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HANG UP THE PHONE AND FORGET THE NUMBER.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen, I-I'm in Virginia, I don't know who you are&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, you're fucked up somehow, goodbye!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I got a call that says you're in Oklahoma yet, your husband or somebody says you're in Mississippi.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is Mississippi.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Pause] Okay, well your... telephone number came up as Oklahoma on my IDer.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Where're you in Oklahoma now?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I'm in Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You i- are you out in Texas?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I'm not in Texas, I'm in Virginia. I'm in the central part of Virginia where we got two feet of snow.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I said I'm in the central part of Virginia, ''[Redneck soundboard laughs]'' where we got two feet of snow and we got buried with snow. We haven't been out in four days. The only reason I've answered the phone, is because I have relatives in Oklahoma and I thought it might be them.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, Merry Christmas to you. I don't know who you are or why you're callin', but uh, Merry Christmas anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't know I did, I was outside at the shop I hear the phone rung.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, have you been gettin' calls from me or somethin'?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I say, have you been getting calls from me or somethin'?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I'm, I don't know who would've called your number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't either. But I do know that there's some people on the internet that have some, some electronic program at their disposal, where they can call people around the country, and then cause the telephone ID to come up that says it's somebody else's number other than theirs.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[Laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is a system they've got that's called 'Spoofing' as I understand from the uh, police and everybody.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Spoofing!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah it's called spoofing. And, uh, I don't, the federal government knows about it but they don't seem to wanna try to put a stop to it. So you can't even believe your caller ID anymore, can you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now, the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this to the point where they've even given it a name called 'spoofing'.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right. That's what they tell me. Neh... I-I've gotten calls, like I got this call that says it's from Oklahoma but it's not from Oklahoma.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In Oklahoma!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, got the call, my caller ID says you live in Oklahoma.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I live in, Ruckersville, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Eh, well, you may live in Ruckersville, I don't know where you live in Ruckersville.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I was born in Fort Worth.  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well that's good. I know other people that were born in Fort Worth.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm basically a neighbor of yours.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well that's nice, I'm, I guess you're snowed in too.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have a cousin that lives in Tulsa.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I do too.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Even longer pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is who?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I beg your pardon?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm here.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who are you?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I live in Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Long pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm just an-answerin' my telephone.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well that's all I did was answer my telephone. Sounds like we're both doin' the same thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Some kinda screwy thing goin' on.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll let you talk to my wife, an' you tell her why you're cussin' at me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why I'm what?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I-I have plenty of sense in my head, I-I don't understand your wife, either, I don't know who your wife is.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HELLO THERE!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[Pause]'' Hello-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sir, or ma'am, or whatever the hell you are.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''[Pause]'' I don't know who ''you'' are.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#7D26CD&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Barb (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Kuh, duh, look, don't you call up here cussin' at my husband.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I haven't cussed at your husband, I don't cuss! I'm 82 years old, why should I cuss? I got nobody to cuss.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm 82 year old man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right, I'm 82 year old man, I'm proud of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I'm 82 years old, but I was born in Fort Worth.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ngh, that's good, I'm glad you were.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[Pause]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who is this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; When you make more sense, I guess I can talk to you again.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#00AF33&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay! You take care.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;FireBrick&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Redneck (soundboard):'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''[Call ends]''&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote| Merry Christmas, Robert Chandler| Redneck, to| Bob |color=silver|size=360%}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Sailor Moon</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Quote|In the name of Christian Chandler's heart, I shall punish you!|[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] to [[Mary Lee Walsh]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SERASONICHU by neodalion.jpg|thumb|Pretty sailor-suited soldier!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''Sailor Moon''''' ((美少女戦士セーラームーン ''Bishōjo Senshi Sērā Mūn'', '''''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon''''') is an [[anime]] that [[Chris]] became interested in after discovering that his [[gal pal]] [[Megan Schroeder]] enjoyed the series. In typical [[retard]] fashion, Chris then began to rip off things from the series in a desperate attempt to impress her enough to make her want to bob up and down on his [[duck]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Influence==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sailor Moon straight.jpg|thumb|''Sailor Moon'' also helps Chris [[homos|STAY STRAIGHT]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:324-SailorMoonBetweenFriends.jpg|thumb|[[Scrapbook]] image.]]&lt;br /&gt;
''Sailor Moon'''s influence can clearly be seen in his artwork from around issue four of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. He began drawing his character with big, shiny animu eyes around this time, as well as creating the character of [[Sailor Megtune]], which is nothing more than Megan dressed in [[Wikipedia:Japanese_school uniform#Sailor outfit|sailor fuku]]. [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|Crystal]] also wears a sailor fuku in her transformed state.&lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally, around [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], Chris starts referring to himself as the &amp;quot;Warrior of Love and Honesty&amp;quot;, much in the vein of Sailor Moon's own post-transformation speech, which he also rips off with the line &amp;quot;I will punish you!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's transformation into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] also is &amp;quot;Sailor-Moon Style&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, in that they focus on individual aspects of the transformation itself, and usually require an item. This was not lost upon the [[Vivian|creators]] of the [[Audiobooks|audiobooks]], in which the ''Sailor Moon'' theme served as the background music to the transformation scenes.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wes-Li]] attacks with a &amp;quot;flame sniper&amp;quot;; [[Wikipedia:Sailor Mars|Sailor Mars]] has the same attack with the exact same name. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris believes that staring nightly at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a poster]] featuring Sailor Moon and Chibiusa will banish [[homos|homosexual]] urges&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, but the whole premise of Chris enjoying ''Sailor Moon'' is highly ironic considering the show is renowned for having many [[Bionic|gay]], [[Megagi|lesbian]], and [[Silvana|transsexual]] characters. It also doesn't help Chris's image that [[Pedofork|the two characters both happen to be fourteen and six years old]], respectively.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Other references==&lt;br /&gt;
*In ''[[Sonichu’s News Dash!]]'' #3 Chris praised the ''Sailor Moon'' parody in ''[[Excel Saga]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*Occasionally, he will also give a reference to the show in [[Captain's Log]]s.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*In the [[Common Questions]], when asked what the [[Chaotic Combo]] actually do, Chris said &amp;quot;It's like asking why Sailor Moon needed the Sailor Soldiers of the other 8 planets; BACKUP, ADVICE and COMRADESHIP.&amp;quot; In other words, to stand around while Chris's self-inserts save the day.&lt;br /&gt;
* The ''Sailor Moon'' [[TCG]] was released in [[2000]] by Dart Flipcards Inc. We know Chris got into this game through [[Megan]], who was a big fan of it, but he has never referenced to it very much outside of the emails. During the [[Julie Saga]], Chris had a bunch of ''Sailor Moon'' cards up on his website.&lt;br /&gt;
*In his date with [[Emily]], Chris thought that she looked Asian and remarked &amp;quot;you're just like…just like a character from ''PGSM'' [''Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon''] or somebody else came all the way from Japan- just leapt out of my television!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris insisted on an English-only [[SingStar Challenge]], even though this meant he couldn't sing &amp;quot;Sailor Star&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;Flame Sniper.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris bought several ''Sailor Moon'' games.&lt;br /&gt;
*There's some ''Sailor Moon'' junk in the [[Megan Shrine]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris compared the mask-wearing sonichuizcool to [[Wikipedia:Tuxedo Mask|Tuxedo Kamen]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris mentions ''Sailor Moon'' in his [[Story of My Current Days]].&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Mailbag 18]], he said that kissing a girl was &amp;quot;sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate.&amp;quot; This imitates an exchange from ''[[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon S: The Movie|Sailor Moon S: The Movie]]''.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
::'''Luna:''' “Uh, um…when you guys kiss…what’s it like?” &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
::'''Serena:''' “Huh? Oh, it’s the most sweet and wonderful feeling. It feels like you’re melting.”&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
::'''Luna:''' “Sweet and melting? Sounds like an ice cream cone.”&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Anime]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Card_games#Sailor_Moon_TCG|''Sailor Moon TCG'']]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|''Sailor Moon'' Poster of Fail]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sailor Megtune]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Patti-Chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon|''Sailor Moon'']] at [[Wikipedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: uploaded a new version of &amp;amp;quot;File:CWC Approved.jpg&amp;amp;quot;: Higher Quality.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: uploaded a new version of &amp;amp;quot;File:Wendy's logo.png&amp;amp;quot;: Nevermind.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: uploaded a new version of &amp;amp;quot;File:Wendy's logo.png&amp;amp;quot;: Reverted to version as of 00:16, 10 February 2012. File never changed.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: uploaded a new version of &amp;amp;quot;File:Wendy's logo.png&amp;amp;quot;: 2013 logo.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|[I] looked up to Sonic the Hedgehog as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also [[Slow-in-the-minds|in the head]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 20]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ClassicSonic.png|thumb|150px|Chris's current hero.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a fictional character that was created by [[Sega]] in order to serve as their main mascot (replacing Alex Kidd), as well as to compete against Nintendo's Super Mario. He is also one of the primary characters from which the beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] draws inspiration.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claims that Sonic has been his &amp;quot;life long hero&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPv7MqvrDK0&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded#!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; since June [[1990]][''sic'']&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Interestingly, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, replacing [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|The American Rabbit]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from a magazine promotion of the series from late 1990, involving the basic plot of Sonic running around to defeat [[Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical]] man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. A show based on the games called [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']] was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests (cf. [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]) to the eventual creation of [[Sonichu]]. Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Role in the comics==&lt;br /&gt;
Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as &amp;quot;Uncle Sonic&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Miles &amp;quot;Tails&amp;quot; Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Master System|Sega Master System]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime, and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named &amp;quot;Prowerlo Sonichu&amp;quot;) has had a role in ''Sonichu''. An orange character who's probably meant to be Tails can be seen in the background of a [[Scrapbook]] [[:Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|drawing of Sonic and Sonichu]] and he is also briefly featured in a fancomic [[PandaHalo]] made and Chris added to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but other than that neither Tails nor a recolor of him appear in the Sonichu universe.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|thumb|He did make a [[Lego]] version of Tails.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named &amp;quot;[[Prower]]&amp;quot;. Contrary to what some believe, it is not likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs]] and Newgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Chris said that &amp;quot;I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He later claims that he &amp;quot;did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Despite this, Chris ''did'' create two Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails and Supreon (an evolution of the former), though they only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]].  Tails also gets a mention in &amp;quot;[[Sonichu &amp;amp; Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]&amp;quot;, a Sonichu short story which predates the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] might be the closest a Sonichu character has ever come to ripping off Tails. While they're nothing alike in their looks or personalities, Wild does states in [[Sonichu 3]] that he can use his tail as a propeller, an ability also shared by Tails.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Amy Rose ==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Amy Rose''' is a ''[[Sonic]]'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In fleshing out the world of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chrischan_traced.jpg|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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While Sonichu is essentially a recolor of Sonic with a Pikachu tail shoved up his ass, Rosechu is a much more direct rip-off. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose2.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As Chris points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is not reciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a &amp;quot;modern girl&amp;quot;, which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|face-raping people]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|amateur pornography]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's Rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Shadow the Hedgehog ==&lt;br /&gt;
Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. Quickly becoming a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to &amp;quot;create&amp;quot; another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike [[Rosechu]], who is virtually identical to Amy in every relevant respect, [[Black Sonichu]] (Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is supposed to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.  &lt;br /&gt;
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While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of [[Sonichu]] instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Comics==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|right|More likely than not a bigger inspiration than the games series itself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonic comics are almost as numerous as the games themselves, pumped out at a whim for a buck; they even made series specific for each region of the world.  The one Chris is familiar with is the one published by Archie Comics, published in, obviously, America.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris &amp;quot;Prime-Chan&amp;quot; in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as &amp;quot;Sonic Prime&amp;quot; when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, &amp;quot;Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles&amp;quot;, for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled &amp;quot;Sonichu 25 Years Later,&amp;quot; takes its name from a 2004 arc called &amp;quot;Mobius 25 Years Later.&amp;quot; Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and mass-debating for years to come.&lt;br /&gt;
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Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Plagiarism==&lt;br /&gt;
To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a [[copyright]] infringement. Chris tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, but Chris clearly  does not understand what the word means, as Sonichu does not derive humor or provide commentary on the original franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Modern-classic.png|Sonic with his 90's counterpart.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh wait!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was &amp;quot;Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep,]] [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly ]][[28 October 2011|taught]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish&lt;br /&gt;
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doctor Robotnik]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and copyright]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hedgehog Boys}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Not_Jerks}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Stubs|Sonic the Hedgehog]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Video Games]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Modern-classic.png&amp;diff=164327</id>
		<title>File:Modern-classic.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Modern-classic.png&amp;diff=164327"/>
		<updated>2012-12-27T20:05:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: &lt;/p&gt;
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		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Sonichu_%26_Punchy.PNG&amp;diff=164326</id>
		<title>File:Sonichu &amp; Punchy.PNG</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Sonichu_%26_Punchy.PNG&amp;diff=164326"/>
		<updated>2012-12-27T19:33:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: uploaded a new version of &amp;amp;quot;File:Sonichu &amp;amp; Punchy.PNG&amp;amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;In Sonic 3&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Sonichu fan art]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Punchy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Duck&amp;diff=164318</id>
		<title>Duck</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Duck&amp;diff=164318"/>
		<updated>2012-12-26T07:51:03Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and his duck in the comics. Traced for authenticity&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;amp;A#Comics]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Image:Duck_edited.jpg|right|200px]]&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM): sorry, it is limp.|Chris, on his duck.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR [[china|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!!!|Chris, [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''Duck''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris]]'s own penis. (The genitalia of other males, and [[Silvana|those of Rosechus]], are [[pickles]].) This neologism was originally thought to be a misspelling of &amp;quot;dick&amp;quot;, but Chris confirmed in a 17 [[February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it is an intentional euphemism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chris and his duck==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Indeed a monster.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BentDuck.jpg|thumb|right|Another example of a bent duck]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's penis is bent at a [[Nudes|horrifying 45° angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease|Peyronie's disease]], or that he did it to himself by [[mass debating]] improperly, resulting in what's known medically as a [[Wikipedia:Fractured penis|fractured penis]]. Further damage could have resulted from when Chris [[Cwcsicle|stuck his duck in the ice]] for 15 minutes trying to imitate Jackass.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris proudly claims his penis is six inches (15 cm) long.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris humps his PS3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He even [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_the_CWCki#8_May.2C_03:09_-_03:16|edited]] the CWCki at one point to remove a bit of piping that suggested otherwise. He has attempted to enlarge it with [[Wikipedia:ExtenZe|ExtenZe]], a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris at least understands that his penis is of no more than average size, and he apparently regrets this fact. In [[:File:Evan_responds_to_his_death.png|an e-mail]] to [[Evan]] during their feud over [[Simonla Rosechu]], he took off on a peculiar tangent about penis length: &amp;quot;There ARE those with dicks longer than 7 inches; yes I am jealous of those individuals, not just you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Toward the very end of his [[Jackie E-mails 23|communications with Jackie]], Chris claimed that his penis has grown larger and straightened itself out since it was last photographed for public consumption. Determining the likelihood of this occurrence will be left as an exercise for the reader. In the [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] [[:File:TG20.jpg|images]], leaked in [[April 2011]], his penis is still visibly bent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Many of his nude photos show that Chris shaves most of his [[Wikipedia:pubic hair|pubic hair]]. While this sometimes has the effect of making the penis seem more prominent, in Chris's case, it just exposes even more ghostly pale skin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When he announced the loss of his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] on [[Facebook]] Chris claimed his sex partner praised his duck for its size.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References by Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:1256079873949.jpg|thumb|Anatomical analysis of the duck.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*One of the annotations from [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]] is &amp;quot;MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*In his final [[SingStar_Challenge#Video_11|SingStar Challenge]] song, &amp;quot;Smell Yo Dick&amp;quot; (as chosen by [[CChanSonichuCWC]]), he attempts to circumvent his own rules about not changing lyrics by saying ''duck'' instead of ''dick.''&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris occasionally forgoes substituting the word &amp;quot;duck&amp;quot; for &amp;quot;dick&amp;quot; when he is talking dirty with a gal-pal (such as in one of the [[Kacey]] chats) or angry (in one of the [[White Knight emails]], he referred to how trolls made fanart featuring [[Rosechu]] with &amp;quot;an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, DICK!!!!!!!&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
*In an [[IRC (24 October 2008)|IRC chat]] from October 2008, Chris said, concerning [[Jimmy Hill]], &amp;quot;I hope he loses his duck.&amp;quot; This is an unusual example of Chris using &amp;quot;duck&amp;quot; to refer to a penis not his own.&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nudes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pickle]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Comeuppance]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:CWC-isms]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Callitcwc&amp;diff=164278</id>
		<title>User:Callitcwc</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Callitcwc&amp;diff=164278"/>
		<updated>2012-12-22T03:59:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Image:Cicwc.png|right|Honest!]]&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
     FAVOR DA STRAITZ!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCraft.png|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SonichuRosechuPixelBlocks2.png|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Canuckfag}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Straight|MALE}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Virgin with rage}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{ClassicChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{ClydeCash}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{LiquidChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{VivianGee}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{PS2}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{PS3}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Desi}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Callitcwc&amp;diff=164277</id>
		<title>User:Callitcwc</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Callitcwc&amp;diff=164277"/>
		<updated>2012-12-22T03:58:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Image:Cicwc.png|right|Honest!]]&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
     FAVOR DA STRAITZ!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCraft.png|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:File:SonichuRosechuPixelBlocks2.png|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Canuckfag}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Straight|MALE}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Virgin with rage}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{ClassicChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{ClydeCash}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{LiquidChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{VivianGee}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{PS2}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{PS3}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Desi}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:SonichuRosechuPixelBlocks2.png&amp;diff=164276"/>
		<updated>2012-12-22T03:58:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Sonichu fan art]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Rosechu]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:SonichuRosechuPixelBlocks2.png&amp;diff=164275</id>
		<title>File:SonichuRosechuPixelBlocks2.png</title>
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		<updated>2012-12-22T03:56:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: Category:Sonichu fan art
Category:Rosechu fan art&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Sonichu fan art]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Rosechu fan art]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Callitcwc&amp;diff=164242</id>
		<title>User:Callitcwc</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Callitcwc&amp;diff=164242"/>
		<updated>2012-12-18T04:00:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Image:Cicwc.png|right|Honest!]]&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
     FAVOR DA STRAITZ!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCraft.png|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris Minecraft.png|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Canuckfag}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Straight|MALE}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Virgin with rage}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{ClassicChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{ClydeCash}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{LiquidChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{VivianGee}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{PS2}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{PS3}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Desi}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Callitcwc&amp;diff=164241</id>
		<title>User:Callitcwc</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Callitcwc&amp;diff=164241"/>
		<updated>2012-12-18T03:41:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Image:Cicwc.png|right|Honest!]]&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
     FAVOR DA STRAITZ!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCraft.png|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris Minecraft.png|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Straight|MALE}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Virgin with rage}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{ClydeCash}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{PS2}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Desi}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Chris&amp;diff=164240</id>
		<title>Template:Chris</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Chris&amp;diff=164240"/>
		<updated>2012-12-18T03:20:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Award|&lt;br /&gt;
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title=Chris|&lt;br /&gt;
text=This user is confirmed to be [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and will be treated with the [[Kick the Autistic|respect he deserves]].|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;includeonly&amp;gt;[[Category:CWCkipedians who are Chris|{{PAGENAME}}]]&amp;lt;/includeonly&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category: Awards]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>File:CWCface.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:CWCface.png&amp;diff=164239"/>
		<updated>2012-12-18T03:17:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: New image for CWC template.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;New image for CWC template.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Callitcwc</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=White_knight&amp;diff=164197</id>
		<title>White knight</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=White_knight&amp;diff=164197"/>
		<updated>2012-12-13T04:56:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: Undo revision 164179 by Dynamic Dragon (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:White knight.jpg|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jack's Knight as William Spicer.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Artist's conception. Bad artist, but still.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?|Chris, [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|CWC Music Video ~ &amp;quot;Holding Out For a Hero&amp;quot;]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''White knight''' is a term used to describe someone who goes on the Internet to help or defend someone else on the Internet against other people on the Internet out of pity or compassion. White knighting of Chris is especially prevalent because of the unprecedented amount of abuse he has taken, which in turn is caused by Chris's total inability to heed the white knights in his life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Counter-trolls''' are those who take Chris's side to spite his legion of [[trolls]]. Some do this because trolling one gullible idiot is less satisfying than trolling trolls, who actually have the ability to understand what is going on. Others have decided that Chris has jumped the shark and are trying to make everyone else leave him alone to put a stop to an old meme. Counter-trolls are not to be confused with [[anti-troll]]s, who fight trolls in order to get closer to Chris and troll him themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A meta-topic within the broader Chris saga has been the merits of attempting to help Chris stop being such an epic lulzcow, and whether he is deserving of such assistance or even beyond help. The consensus on forums such as the talk page for Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article, /cwc/, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]], and [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] is that Chris's [[racism]], [[Chris and Sex|homophobia]], and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]] make him beneath contempt; and that he has consistently refused to take advice given to him in good faith. White knights and counter-trolls are considered to be wasting everyone's time and trolls have little patience for them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Motives==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pity===&lt;br /&gt;
Following the release of Chris's first [[nudes|nude photos]] and the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] in which he reacted to the loss of his [[medallion]]s and [[Blanca]], many people, including trolls, felt sorry for him. They had not expected it to be possible for him to be trolled so hard or for him to appear so shattered.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Empathy===&lt;br /&gt;
The Internet is full of autistic people, man-children, and self-absorbed morons. Many of them are right here, fascinated with Chris-chan. All of them see something of themselves in him, whether it's his all-consuming need for female companionship or his fervent belief that his homemade comics matter. A lot of white knights have made at least some of the mistakes Chris has made and have since wised up. They think they can help improve Chris by offering the benefit of their experience. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
BAAAAAAAW! ''[[Kick the Autistic]]'' is a cruel game. Quit it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Circumstances beyond Chris's control===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris fails to identify people, a possible sign of [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|Prosopagnosia]]. [[BlueSpike|Julie and her brother Max]] used the same voice, and yet Chris couldn't recognize that they were the same person. Pictures of different women were used to depict [[Blanca]], and yet Chris thought they were the same person. Chris believed that pictures of [[Wikipedia:Megan Fox|Megan Fox]] were of [[Wikipedia:Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|Vanessa AIM Chat IX]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In high school, Chris memorized his appearance in the mirror because he had trouble recognizing himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%207/SchuComic8Page24.jpg &amp;quot;...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like...&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Since he probably hasn't &amp;quot;updated&amp;quot; his self-image, this is a possible explanation regarding why he denies being fat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris cannot &amp;quot;read between the lines&amp;quot; or otherwise interpret subtlety. He interprets ''[[Family Guy]]'' as being against homosexuality.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When two male acquaintances exchanged sarcastic homosexual remarks, Chris concluded that they were gay.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Anecdote by [[Mimms]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The trolls are even worse people than Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
Another frequently heard line of reasoning is that the trolls have gone way too far, and have demonstrated that they're even worse than Chris, or at least equally pathetic. For example, [[BlueSpike]]'s sadistic abuse of his control over Chris [[BLUESPIKE#Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Troll_War|outraged even trolls]]. And, of course, who really has no life here: Chris, or the people who [[CWCki|obsessively document and debate everything he does]]?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===For the sake of Barbara's sanity===&lt;br /&gt;
At this point in time it is safe to say that Chris's remaining parent has been just as fatigued as Chris by the actions of trolls. Some argue that [[Snorlax]] should not have to suffer for his wrongdoings, and therefore think that Chris should be left alone just so she can enjoy the last few years of her life in peace.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Reasons against white knighting==&lt;br /&gt;
===Chris could have ended the trolling whenever he wanted to, but didn't===&lt;br /&gt;
Lets face it, all Chris had to do to end the trolling was to just turn off his computer. If he would have done this small step, this whole debacle would have never happened. The trolls had nothing personal against Chris; They just decided he was a worthy target after reading Sonichu and seeing how he spazzed out at his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica. As soon as he would have quit responding to their provocations and quit posting videos of him tard raging on YouTube, the trolls would have just moved on to someone else. Instead, Chris tried to &amp;quot;fight back&amp;quot; against them, in turn revealing more and more information about himself until the trolls knew all of his contact info and all the details of his life. That was when the trolling went past a point of no return, spilling into Chris' personal life so much that there would be absolutely no way for him to ever disassociate himself from it. Even when he was away from the computer, he found himself subjected to trolling by them calling his cell phone, sending him mail and them following him around in public. While the obsessive trolling of Chris was nothing less than shitty, the fact still remains that Chris was the one who allowed them to have such control over his life thanks to him always overreacting to every little provocation and him handing over all his personal information to them.&lt;br /&gt;
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There is also the theory that Chris does things for trolls to mock him merely for the attention. One video that lends credibility to this is his &amp;quot;Walla Walla Walla&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGAMM1k5nGs&amp;amp;feature=plcp]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; video, where he says, &amp;quot;CWCvilleLibrary didn't upload it so I'm hosting it here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris lacks empathy himself===&lt;br /&gt;
:''See also: [[Chris and death]] and [[Chris and his Ego]].''&lt;br /&gt;
Chris cannot put himself in your shoes or accept that you have been where he is. He has no &amp;quot;theory of mind&amp;quot;: if you used to be as shy around women as he is today, in his mind the fact that you aren't shy anymore makes your experience inapplicable to his situation. To Chris, the fact you got over it and he hasn't yet makes the two cases entirely different. He doesn't want to solve his problems by trying what worked for you, he only wants you to pity him for having problems, until he magically dreams up [[Dating education|his own solution]].&lt;br /&gt;
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:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''RocketFox:''' My father died of liver cancer and cirrohosis a day ago ;~; he drank a ton and it hurt him - I'm only 11 and I dunno what to do ;~;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' RocketFox, you will soon recover from your father's accident, I guess it is; DO NOT DRINK Alcohol yourself; STAY OFF THAT JUNK.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's interpretation of the death of RocketFox's dad as an accident shows that he didn't even bother to look up what cirrhosis is. Immediately afterward, he started talking about a sexy dance.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's reactions to suicide are very telling. After [[Ryan Cash]] died because of Chris, Chris marveled at how much power he had right after he tried to publicly console [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When [[Sarah May]] attempted suicide because of Chris, his reasons for her to stay alive were &amp;quot;I'd feel terrible&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;I'd just cry.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris broke up with [[Ivy]], he somehow concocted, in his head, an assumption that she had committed suicide. Even after having lost so many dear friends to suicide, he still had no problems telling Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] to [[death threats|kill themselves]]. Many people who have had to deal with suicidal people or have lost relatives and friends due to suicides themselves might not exactly find this amusing.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Common_Questions#22_February_2010|22 February 2010]] edition of the [[CWCipedia]]'s &amp;quot;Common Questions&amp;quot;, Chris listed the top ten worst things to have ever happened to him. The deaths of &amp;quot;two True and Good Women who [he] had friendships with,&amp;quot; [[PandaHalo]] and [[Sarah Jackson]], ranked seventh. Those tragic events ranked below getting banned from a game store, finding out two people from said store were posting info about him on ED, and having his personal websites hacked.&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Twin Falling Towers|1 November 2009]], Chris made a video involving Clyde being as &amp;quot;weak as the Twin Towers&amp;quot; and used his mouse cursor as a plane flying into them.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Twin Falling Towers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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When Rashid Ali Abdul, an Iranian [[fan]], told him that her country's religious authorities sentenced her to death by beheading for reading ''Sonichu'', Chris said that he was sorry and that the situation was &amp;quot;pitiful&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 8|Mailbag #8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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While some of this can be attributed to Chris's [[autism]], a condition that often results in a lack of empathy, most autistics can at least learn how to express empathy through a combination of carefully reading the emotions of others and thinking about how a situation affects other people. Chris refuses to seek serious counseling or psychiatric help for this sort of thing. However, due to [[28 October 2011|his current run-in with the law]], he will now be forced to seek professional help or he faces jail time.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Autism does not excuse a terrible person===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris knows he has trouble understanding non-verbal social cues due to his autism,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Quizzes#Autism Quiz]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and yet he still jumps the gun on interpreting other people's intentions all the time.&lt;br /&gt;
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Autism, in and of itself, does not create a failure as massive as Chris-Chan. A majority of autistics manage to get psychiatric help for their problem and/or are able to develop social and emotional skills so they can cope with their disability and lead rewarding and rich lives. Yet while Chris acknowledges he has a problem, he refuses to do anything more than see the [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] at his church, who is not a professional trained in the treatment of autism spectrum disorders.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vivian's AIM chat]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, due to the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris must now seek psychiatric help or he faces jail time. While this may help him become more humane, [[Chris and his Ego|experience]] suggests that any impact will be minimal at best unless Chris cooperates.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is fully capable of understanding the consequences of his actions. He has a sense of morality (even if he often ignores it in favor of his own selfish interests). He would be (and has been) held accountable for his own actions in a court of law (and rightfully so). The fact he is a racist, a homophobe, and a chauvinist have nothing to do with his autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris is beyond pity===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's mood is all over the place, even between videos posted shortly after each other. &amp;quot;[[Happy Sonichu Day|Thank you for your support]]&amp;quot;... &amp;quot;[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|Goddamn womanizing raping trollin' stupid pickle-suited n&amp;amp;mdash;!]]&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is capable of doing some very bad things when provoked, which is a quite understandable (if not acceptable) response to trolling. However, &amp;quot;provocation&amp;quot; in this case doesn't necessarily mean harassment or trolling. Merely disagreeing with Chris or asking him why he does what he does can provoke an attack, up to and including threats of violence and death. When Chris is annoyed, frustrated, or overcome by desire or lust, he's capable of doing [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|''nasty'']] [[Death threats|things]]. Moreover, when Chris loses it, he doesn't think of the consequences of his actions at all, and his expressions of outrage are completely out of proportion to the provocation — often more outrageous in themselves than whatever the trolls did.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|insulted little kids]] during card games and scared some of them away from visiting [[The GAMe PLACe]]. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], who frequented The GAMe PLACe and knew Chris in real life years before he was discovered by the Internet, couldn't list any redeeming qualities he possessed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris sexually harassed a [[Megan|woman]] in real life. Megan made it explicitly clear to him that his physical contact and comments to her were unacceptable, but he continued anyway, convinced that eventually she would learn to love being molested by a mentally ill man-child and become his [[Sweethearts|Sweetheart From The Ground-Up]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After Megan yelled at Chris for uploading [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingerbanging her]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], he did not apologize,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Megan Saga&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Megan Saga]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but rather explained to her (in a terribly [[naïve]] way) how a handjob works, under the misguided assumption that she merely was upset because she didn't recognize the sex act being performed, or in the hope that she would rationalize what he did on this basis. He then had the nerve to say to her, &amp;quot;I am hurting SOOOOO MUCH MORE than you can be.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Megan Saga&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; Why? Not because of the picture, but because the trolls were being mean to him. Yes, [[Chris and his ego|''him'']]. Based on [[List of Chris's ED edits|his ED edits]], he was more concerned with people thinking he was fingering his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|imaginary twin sister]] than he was with defending Megan's honor. Years later, Chris would even go so far as to totally demonize Megan for rejecting his 'good intentions', posting her address up on his [[Facebook]] profile in the hopes that trolls would find it and punish her for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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After each of his online relationships ends, Chris starts looking for a new [[sweetheart]] right away, ''even if she died''. No matter the setback, his ego keeps getting bigger.&lt;br /&gt;
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In mid-July 2009, he addressed a person named [[The July 10th Messages|&amp;quot;SonichuIzCool&amp;quot;]] on YouTube. SonichuIzCool was (''is'') probably the only genuine fan of ''Sonichu'' discovered to date, someone who tried to defend Chris and his comic. She was also genuinely mentally retarded. In his YouTube message, Chris called her &amp;quot;naïve and [[slow in the mind]].&amp;quot; He told her she had to &amp;quot;come out where [he] can meet [her].&amp;quot; Another side of this incident is that his YouTube account had been recently hacked, and he had managed to recover it this time, thus avoiding all of the nasty evil damage the trolls ''might'' have caused. After he posted this video, though, he got his account suspended due to ''his own actions''.&lt;br /&gt;
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In early November 2009, in his attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash, Chris went so far as to mock the terrorist attacks of the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]] on 9/11. When feeling angry at Clyde Cash, he not only thought it would be a good idea to blackmail him, but used the ''destruction of two skyscrapers full of people after being hit by airliners full of jet fuel and human beings'' as a metaphor for how weak he thought Clyde was. When people got angry, he tried to fix things by turning the WTC towers into cake candles. To the best of anyone's knowledge, Chris was never coaxed or encouraged by an outside source to use the WTC images. He came up with this reprehensible idea all on his own.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:MikesWedding.jpg|thumb|right|Happily forever after.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In January 2010, a fan named Mike Jackson asked Chris for advice, whether he should [[Mailbag 31#If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them|watch porn with his family]] and [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores|buy a prostitute for his son]], Mike Junior, or not. Chris, being such an [[Dating Education|expert]], encouraged him to do so. In the end Mike Jr. ran away with the prostitute, and Mike asked Chris to make a [[YouTube]] video asking his son to come back home. Unfortunately, Chris was under a lot of [[stress]], and could not make the video. Mike Jr. is now married to the prostitute in Las Vegas, and his father died from a sleeping pill overdose. Chris didn't even give a damn about the obituary linked by Mike's wife, and responded to his son's grief and anger with three words: [[Chris and remorse|&amp;quot;I am sorry.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris cares only for himself===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris spends [[monthly tugboat|your tax money]] on luxuries and steals from his parents to buy [[PSN|video games]] he'll never play. He has the basic skills necessary to hold down a job, so long as it didn't require him to do much interacting with other people, and programs exist specifically to find appropriate jobs for the mentally challenged, but Chris hasn't even tried since being fired from [[Wendy's]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Further reinforcing his selfishness and laziness, Chris and his family strongly agree it's better for him to hole up in his room and get paid for doing absolutely nothing than to seek out the challenge of finding gainful employment in the real world. This is based on the (quite possibly untrue) assertion that Chris can earn more on disability than from a job. By taking advantage of the government through vastly exaggerated claims of an easily manageable illness which they refuse to help Chris treat, Chris's parents are assured a steady income in the form of his room-and-board payments, and don't have to worry about Chris getting in trouble with the law [[Chris and the Law|again]] when he has another breakdown in public.&lt;br /&gt;
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But just in case you needed any solid proof of Chris' outright selfishness, it basically came straight from the horse's mouth during his trial. When asked if he understood that he'll be paying his court fees:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote| &amp;quot;Yes. My mother will be taking care of that.&amp;quot;  |[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[This_is_how_the_Trial_went]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} &lt;br /&gt;
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Keep in mind that the money being used to bail him out of [[28 October 2011|a mess that he caused]] is coming out of an ailing old widow's purse while Chris [[Chris and Money|nonchalantly throws his own money away]], as evidenced by his PSN activity mere months later.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris is not a good net citizen===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!|Chris, on reader participation via [[Twitter]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is more concerned with spreading his own version of [[Honest Content|honest truth]] than being a good net citizen. He has adopted the mentality that most spammers have adopted: who cares about things like terms of service and account suspensions and masses of pissed-off people as long as his message gets through? He won't participate in the communities of the sites he posts on. This is not mere ''passivity'' in those communities, which might still be tolerable; he ''deliberately opposes'' such participation. Most people, while not bothering to contribute to communities, would not at least make deliberate efforts to hinder the community. On [[deviantART]], [[YouTube]] and [[Flipnote Hatena]], he disables all comments, probably because he knew he'd not get any praise anyway — yet this ignores the fact that open commenting is part of the nature of these sites and disabling comments should be done only if it's being clearly used for flagrant abuses of the system, like spam and votebotting. He regards YouTube purely as a video publishing venue and not as a tool for engaging in discussion with his &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot;. He created his [[Wikipedia]] user page purely to spread his own message, and did not come to Wikipedia to participate in building an encyclopedia. If the site owners block&amp;lt;!--see talk page--&amp;gt; him, he just comes up with another account or a sockpuppet. The thought of apologizing, getting old accounts reinstated, or the possibility that people who block him might be trying to send him a message never cross his mind.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's behavior on [[CWCipedia]] provides many more examples of his selfish attitude, such as the banner ad crisis in late 2009. He doesn't understand what it ''really'' means that the website is neither hosted nor paid for by him personally, and what sort of things the administration typically does on a website like his. He can't or won't understand simple principles like &amp;quot;webhost's house, webhost's rules,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;beggars can't be choosers,&amp;quot; but instead believes that since the site has his name on it, it should be run according to his every demand.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris will reject your advice===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0231-MrsSanfordsWiseWords.jpg|thumb|right|What are you going to tell Chris that his [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|favorite teacher]] didn't tell him 15 years ago?]]&lt;br /&gt;
Someone [[White knight emails|carefully explained to Chris why he is a sexist]]. In response, Chris got angry. He is only interested in a guide on how to attract women without first making any changes to himself. Most ridiculous: he denies being [[Obesity|overweight]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Read [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Vivian's AIM chat]]. Vivian actually used to be a counter-troll, and warned Chris several times that [[PandaHalo]] was a troll. Chris fell for PandaHalo anyway. She then tried to talk some damn sense on him over AIM. But Chris proved to be so goddamn stubborn, she actually tossed the towel and became a troll out of spite. In Vivitheg's words: &amp;quot;i've tried for 3 hours now; it's like fighting a wall, i can't beat the wall no matter how hard i try.&amp;quot; Not only has she long since joined the troll ranks, but Chris even began [[Sign Destruction Video|berating and sending threats]] to his biggest white knight ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris will reject your disclosure of the truth===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hanna]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lori Lopez]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Blanca]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[PandaHalo]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite [[Vivitheg]]'s warnings.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vivian Gee E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Robert Simmons V]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JK Productions]] was a troll pretending to be an entire videogame development company, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah May]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah Jackson]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Julie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ivy]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite warnings from the counter-troll that must not be named.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Emily]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kacey]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. She also married [[CChanSonichuCWC|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Father Call|Matthew, Kacey's father]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jackie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. [[February_2012|Twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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See a pattern here? Do you really think he will believe any evidence you send him proving that every fan he has, and pretty much every person he has been in contact with over the past year, is a troll?&lt;br /&gt;
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As of 2012, however, it seems that Chris has done a 180 on this, where, out of sheer paranoia, he believes that [[Megan|anybody]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Fbp10.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and everybody&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Fbp6.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is a troll, even when he has no sane reason to reach that conclusion&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Koreans.PNG&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris's normal life is often weirder than the trolling===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris won't take your advice, so he will fall for trolling. Trolls do weird things and Chris believes almost everything. But even if Chris had no white knights or trolls, his life would still be weird.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's own accomplishments, without any external suggestion or assistance, are sometimes even more jaw-dropping than what the trolls think up. His [[Chris and the Law#Law troubles|previous brushes]] with [[Jerkops|authority figures]] and his [[Attraction Sign|bizarre]] [[Fridays After Five|behavior]] during his outside leisure time are good examples.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris asks for it, and always recovers===&lt;br /&gt;
Hellbent on spreading his version of the truth because he's TRUE and HONEST, Chris cannot realize that his edit warring on Encyclopedia Dramatica was practically a squeal begging for more trolling.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[wiktionary:TMI|TMI]] is a tactic Chris uses that usually leads to him abusing himself. Since Chris insists on revealing the most minute details of his life to everyone he meets, the trolls always get more information to fuel further acts of trolling. White knights cannot stop our hero from being Honest.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris doesn't get embarrassed either. Oh, his nudes and lewd acts are all over the internet? No big deal! [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|All adults do that kind of thing]], so what's the problem?&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris managed to fully recover from the depressing [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] mentioned above (and quite quickly, too) and proceeded to fail even harder for months. Likewise, despite professing great emotional distress, he bounced back from [[CWC is Sad|the loss of Kacey]] in [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a matter of hours]]. He even bounced back after being [[Mumble 9|verbally abused by a room of trolls]], one of whom told him to go kill himself. So what's the problem?&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chriscash.jpg|thumb|right|180px|True, true.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris made himself an outcast===&lt;br /&gt;
High school and college are the places and moments where people are given their first and often only chance to become a functioning part of society. They gave Chris an even greater chance because he's [[autistic]]. They lent him a friendly, caring hand and opened themselves to his friendship, males and females alike. And what did Chris do? He ''refused, by choice,'' to associate with anyone who wasn't female, young, rich, white, and within the Charlottesville area. &lt;br /&gt;
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When [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] gave him a chance to reform his behavior, he kept going with his bullshit, and was rightly kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a full year. What did he learn from that? He learned that Mary Lee Walsh was an evil hag with a personal vendetta against him. He was given ''several'' chances to learn that his [[Attraction sign|loitering and soliciting]] were not appropriate behavior in a public place, and what did he learn? He learned that mall cops are [[Jerkops]], that [[Virginia is for Virgins]], and that his [[Love Quest]] was a matter of him against the world, with the world in the role of the villain. After he was kicked out of The GAMe PLACe (where he was again given more leeway than most people ever would have gotten, out of a sense of misguided pity), he was barred from the last place in Ruckersville that was still open to him, and left with only one place: his home.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, it's too late for Chris. He was given a friendly hand, but he angrily bit it, and that hand will never reach out to him again. He doesn't even belong in his own home anymore. He spends most of his time in exile in his fantasy land of [[CWCville]], the one and only place still open to him, and that place ''doesn't even exist''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Stress]]===&lt;br /&gt;
In order to get close to Chris, white knights have to spend at least as much time and effort as trolls to get up-to-date and to thwart the troll output. They'd probably have to lie and pretend to be a girl or video game designer to even capture his attention. This combined with Chris's usual responses is enough to make any sane non-professional psychologist [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|crash into slumber]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris will not even read your message===&lt;br /&gt;
The spam filter is a powerful innovation of good ol' America Online. Any e-mails sent to his private address will be deleted, probably unread, and any e-mails sent to the [[Mailbag]], if they even get published, will be [[Mailbag 29|given one-word replies and ignored]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===The trolling will not cease===&lt;br /&gt;
Even if white knights get to Chris somehow, there is no endgame in which Chris will be free from trolls before his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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In school, Chris was trolled by his classmates. He was even trolled by one of his [[Joshua Martinez|real life friends]]. In college, he was trolled by friends who grew sick of his bullshit (e.g. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]), and by [[Anna McLerran|girls]] [[Hannah|annoyed]] by his &amp;quot;attraction methods&amp;quot; and rampant, unabashed sexism. If Chris quit the Internet tomorrow, he would still be trolled by a society that refuses to tolerate ignorant man-children flouting its rules.&lt;br /&gt;
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If everyone trying to create his next fake sweetheart suddenly got bored and quit, Chris would unwittingly seek out new trolls to take their place, and we know newfags are more than willing.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Chris isn't assigned a custodian after his parents die, his story will probably end when he falls victim to some con artist who swindles him out of his [[monthly tugboat]] and perhaps his home. If Chris does get assigned a custodian, he will continue his antics until the custodian kicks him out or bans him from the Internet. If the custodian bans Chris from the Internet, that's Chris trolling himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Chris gets institutionalized, he will attract real life trolls at the mental hospital. If Chris does not go into an institution and instead ends up in prison due to [[28 October 2011|circumstances that cannot be foreseen]], he will be trolled there as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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If the entire world reforms and decides to leave Chris alone, his own sense of victimization will override any benefit. Consider that Chris felt persecuted simply by observing [[Jerks|males who had more success than himself]]. He regards legitimate assertions of authority as rank brutality. [[Adam Stackhouse]] managed to upset Chris to a degree that CWC observers rate among the most impressive to date, and he did it without even knowing that Chris existed at the time. Bleak as it is, unless Chris embarks on a program of radical self-improvement and/or learns some humility, and manages against the odds to shake off both his legions of abusers and seamy reputation, he will forever feel like a [[Kick the Autistic|thoroughly-kicked autistic]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===The trolling helps Chris and, indeed, others===&lt;br /&gt;
If Chris were just some random nobody on the Internet, he'd be doing nothing but playing video games and occasionally drawing unsellable comics until his parents died. Then he'd be institutionalized. He'd remain without social skills, a job, success or future.&lt;br /&gt;
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Instead, Chris's antics have become a cultural phenomenon that — without exaggeration — is something extraordinary, unique, and which likely won't be replicated in any shape or form for years to come. Chris has secured his place among such luminaries as the Time Cube Guy and John Titor, and unlike the Time Cube Guy, you can actually comprehend what Chris is saying most of the time. Chris interacting with the world through his websites and YouTube has drawn in a crowd of people who are participating in an unprecedented, continual piece of performance art of a kind that would have been unheard of only a few years ago. He brings entertainment to thousands of people all over the world, an accomplishment that most could never dream of achieving — the kind of thing that would give Dane Cook a stiffy just to consider. His Internet fame is actually a sort of success in its own right, and may bring him further success. There are thousands of people out there that are so fascinated by him that they study his life on a daily basis.&lt;br /&gt;
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One could argue that if Chris eventually &amp;quot;retired&amp;quot; from this comedy act by actually coming to terms with his problems, seeking professional help, and completely reforming (and selling media rights to his life's story to the highest bidder, like all sensible people would do), he could live the rest of his life secure and probably moderately wealthy. The troll audience would give him a standing ovation for entertaining them for as long as he did, and move on to the next piece of tragicomedy brought to us by the emerging Web technologies. We have seen far more messed-up celebrity stories already; Chris's tale is at least quite different from the norm and engaging.&lt;br /&gt;
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What's more, the trolls provide him with an actual social outlet to learn and grow in life. Instead of being an unemployable, fat, virgin bedroom-dweller that nobody has ever heard of, he's an Internet-famous unemployable, fat, virgin bedroom dweller and this by itself increases his chances of getting friends and a girl. He may even end up employed, too, probably appearing in an advertisement or sponging off royalties from any biographical medium, whether it be a book, movie, or TV series. He could become the next William Hung if he put half an ounce of effort into it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, Chris's constant failure at life has inspired [[Autism#Chris and other autistics|hundreds]] to self-improvement. Really, he's accomplishing a pretty good thing here.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris treats &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot; and white knights like crap===&lt;br /&gt;
If you try to white knight him, his response is merely to block you on YouTube, AIM or any other messenger service and never respond. He accuses practically all white knights of being trolls. Quite ironic, isn't it? He screams &amp;quot;I'M STRAIGHT!&amp;quot; when you tell him up front that you're a guy. When you tell him his current &amp;quot;girlfriend&amp;quot; is actually a troll, he'll accuse you of wanting to &amp;quot;break up the relationship for the lulz.&amp;quot; He'll be rude, won't listen and won't read between the lines. He will always bite the hand that feeds him, so you should just let him wallow in his own self loathing.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Whatever.|Send Chris a 400-word, well-reasoned email &amp;amp;mdash; get a [[Mailbag 29#Whatever|1-word reply]] back.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You can go f*** yourself.|[[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|A not-so reasonable reply]] to reasonable criticism.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris doesn't treat his (perceived) fans much better. Even aside from the SonichuIzCool incident mentioned above, Chris has severe problems answering questions from his fans (or trolls who pretend to be positive fans), and will often react in a hostile manner to everything he sees as negative or offensive. His [[Mailbag]] is the most obvious example. He hates being corrected, and tenaciously clings to his misinformed beliefs; his insistence that Asperger's Syndrome and autism are unrelated is a good example of this. When or if he's having a good day and manages to answer questions from fans at all, he often gives them very brief, one or two word answers that do not elaborate on anything, or outright ignore parts of the question. Not only is he terse, he's also slow to act; for example, it [[Brutal Legend Plus|took him three days to realize]] that a [[Brutal Legend|video he uploaded]] was seriously broken. He also promised that [[Sonichu Fan Promo|a spectacular fan creation]] would be officially featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic &amp;amp;mdash; and it ultimately was, ''over a year later''.&lt;br /&gt;
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Most webcomics have a specific schedule that they have decided to follow. Many webcomics fail to live up to them &amp;amp;ndash; some less, some more; some for good reasons, some have no excuse whatsoever. Chris didn't have a set schedule for the comic for the longest time, but then agreed to update the comic on a daily basis, a schedule which even the most well-funded webcomic artists would consider particularly demanding. In February and March 2010, there have been few updates to the comic. When the inevitable complaints about schedule slip started to come, Chris snapped at his fans by saying that inspiration takes its time, forgetting that it was ''he'' who decided daily updates were the way to go. As the &amp;quot;Great Director Chandler&amp;quot;, he could have the power to decide what schedule to follow, but instead, he chose to attack his fans.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris' life would still be a disaster even if the trolls never bothered him===&lt;br /&gt;
As of 2012, Chris is a total human trainwreck, slowly losing the last of his sanity as each day goes by. While the systematic trolling of him throughout the last few years have something to do with his degrading mental state (especially his extreme paranoia and distrust for everyone except his mom and pastor), the fact still remains that his life's horrible state is mainly caused by factors outside of the internet. He would still be a lonely outcast as his poor upbringing gave him such warped views of the world and lead him to engage in such bizarre behavior that he drove away every person he tried to connect with. He would still be living in unsanitary living conditions due to Barb's hoarding and the fact that his house has not been cleaned in the better part of a decade. He would still be banned from all of his favorite hangouts due to his loitering and hostile behavior to other patrons. Also, at the core of it all is how Chris decided that he would be better off living off government handouts while drawing unpublishable comic books in his room instead of getting a job and heading down a career path, which would have been his one-way ticket to escaping the cesspool that is [[14 Branchland Court]] and living a fulfilling life, not unlike that of [[Cole Smithey|his half brother]]. Instead, he decided to remain dependent on his elderly, emotionally disturbed parents; look at how well that worked out for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Examples==&lt;br /&gt;
:''Read: [[White knight emails]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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===White Knights on YouTube===&lt;br /&gt;
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Among the most notable of Chris's white knights was a [[YouTube]] counter-troll who claimed to be a 21 year-old Russian model named Svenka. Via her YouTube account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/hottiee96 hottiee96], she released an inordinate number of screencaps from troll conversations on [[Sonichu IRC]], including private conversations between Chris and [[PandaHalo]]. Also, she released an image of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] who would later steal Chris's first date, [[Emily]]. Were Chris less thick-skulled and even slightly willing to accept irrefutable evidence, Svenka may have made somewhat of a negative impact on the organized trolling effort against Chris, but ultimately she was ineffectual. Svenka also had a unhealthy obsession with the [[CWCville Library]]'s original curator, Arjen Van Dierten.&lt;br /&gt;
On 6 [[May 2009]], YouTube user xThexPinchx/NorthxStar7/[http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePinchisDaBomb ThePinchisDaBomb] tried to blackmail major trolls, claiming to have information on them. He was easily called on his bluff by someone who had not trolled Chris at all.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/user/softerthanhardware YouTube]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The Pinch has also threatened [[BlueSpike]] saying he has information from his friends but the thing is '''BLUESPIKE HAS NO FRIENDS'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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====TV Tropes====&lt;br /&gt;
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu The TV Tropes article on ''Sonichu''] used to have a white knight message as the first text of the article, with a link back to this very page. The message is reproduced below:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Hey Chris! If you're reading this: you seriously need to get help from licensed professionals, before the stuff you do [[28 October 2011|gets you thrown in prison]] or forcibly committed. And we're sorry, but you have no real fans - the people you think are your fans are really either trolls or laughing at you behind your back. Every. Last. One. Please listen to us - for once.|- Concerned tropers}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Unfortunately, the editor in question and fails to realize that [[Chris and his ego|their message, while well intentioned, will do absolutely nothing]] and Chris will simply ignore it even if he does [[Mailbag 52|fully read and input it for better development. Thank you for your time.]] The message was later removed due to a shift in policy regarding the article.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
As good as your intentions may be, there is no conceivable way any mortal human alive can reach Chris and change him for the better. Your efforts will unfortunately fail, and he will just brush you aside, seeing no difference between you and the trolls. Nothing short of divine intervention, revelation, or a horrifyingly close brush with death will change him. You would be best to leave him be and find something else to do with your time. All we can do is hope that one of the three aforementioned scenarios happen at some point, [[Chris and Religion|though the first two seem highly unlikely]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A-Logging|Alogging]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[White knight emails]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/White_knight White Knighting] article at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?|Chris, [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|CWC Music Video ~ &amp;quot;Holding Out For a Hero&amp;quot;]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''White knight''' is a term used to describe someone who goes on the Internet to help or defend someone else on the Internet against other people on the Internet out of pity or compassion. White knighting of Chris is especially prevalent because of the unprecedented amount of abuse he has taken, which in turn is caused by Chris's total inability to heed the white knights in his life.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Counter-trolls''' are those who take Chris's side to spite his legion of [[trolls]]. Some do this because trolling one gullible idiot is less satisfying than trolling trolls, who actually have the ability to understand what is going on. Others have decided that Chris has jumped the shark and are trying to make everyone else leave him alone to put a stop to an old meme. Counter-trolls are not to be confused with [[anti-troll]]s, who fight trolls in order to get closer to Chris and troll him themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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A meta-topic within the broader Chris saga has been the merits of attempting to help Chris stop being such an epic lulzcow, and whether he is deserving of such assistance or even beyond help. The consensus on forums such as the talk page for Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article, /cwc/, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]], and [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] is that Chris's [[racism]], [[Chris and Sex|homophobia]], and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]] make him beneath contempt; and that he has consistently refused to take advice given to him in good faith. White knights and counter-trolls are considered to be wasting everyone's time and trolls have little patience for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Motives==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Pity===&lt;br /&gt;
Following the release of Chris's first [[nudes|nude photos]] and the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] in which he reacted to the loss of his [[medallion]]s and [[Blanca]], many people, including trolls, felt sorry for him. They had not expected it to be possible for him to be trolled so hard or for him to appear so shattered.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Empathy===&lt;br /&gt;
The Internet is full of autistic people, man-children, and self-absorbed morons. Many of them are right here, fascinated with Chris-chan. All of them see something of themselves in him, whether it's his all-consuming need for female companionship or his fervent belief that his homemade comics matter. A lot of white knights have made at least some of the mistakes Chris has made and have since wised up. They think they can help improve Chris by offering the benefit of their experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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BAAAAAAAW! ''[[Kick the Autistic]]'' is a cruel game. Quit it!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Circumstances beyond Chris's control===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris fails to identify people, a possible sign of [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|Prosopagnosia]]. [[BlueSpike|Julie and her brother Max]] used the same voice, and yet Chris couldn't recognize that they were the same person. Pictures of different women were used to depict [[Blanca]], and yet Chris thought they were the same person. Chris believed that pictures of [[Wikipedia:Megan Fox|Megan Fox]] were of [[Wikipedia:Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|Vanessa AIM Chat IX]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In high school, Chris memorized his appearance in the mirror because he had trouble recognizing himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%207/SchuComic8Page24.jpg &amp;quot;...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like...&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Since he probably hasn't &amp;quot;updated&amp;quot; his self-image, this is a possible explanation regarding why he denies being fat.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris cannot &amp;quot;read between the lines&amp;quot; or otherwise interpret subtlety. He interprets ''[[Family Guy]]'' as being against homosexuality.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When two male acquaintances exchanged sarcastic homosexual remarks, Chris concluded that they were gay.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Anecdote by [[Mimms]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===The trolls are even worse people than Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
Another frequently heard line of reasoning is that the trolls have gone way too far, and have demonstrated that they're even worse than Chris, or at least equally pathetic. For example, [[BlueSpike]]'s sadistic abuse of his control over Chris [[BLUESPIKE#Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Troll_War|outraged even trolls]]. And, of course, who really has no life here: Chris, or the people who [[CWCki|obsessively document and debate everything he does]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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===For the sake of Barbara's sanity===&lt;br /&gt;
At this point in time it is safe to say that Chris's remaining parent has been just as fatigued as Chris by the actions of trolls. Some argue that [[Snorlax]] should not have to suffer for his wrongdoings, and therefore think that Chris should be left alone just so she can enjoy the last few years of her life in peace.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Reasons against white knighting==&lt;br /&gt;
===Chris could have ended the trolling whenever he wanted to, but didn't===&lt;br /&gt;
Lets face it, all Chris had to do to end the trolling was to just turn off his computer. If he would have done this small step, this whole debacle would have never happened. The trolls had nothing personal against Chris; They just decided he was a worthy target after reading Sonichu and seeing how he spazzed out at his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica. As soon as he would have quit responding to their provocations and quit posting videos of him tard raging on YouTube, the trolls would have just moved on to someone else. Instead, Chris tried to &amp;quot;fight back&amp;quot; against them, in turn revealing more and more information about himself until the trolls knew all of his contact info and all the details of his life. That was when the trolling went past a point of no return, spilling into Chris' personal life so much that there would be absolutely no way for him to ever disassociate himself from it. Even when he was away from the computer, he found himself subjected to trolling by them calling his cell phone, sending him mail and them following him around in public. While the obsessive trolling of Chris was nothing less than shitty, the fact still remains that Chris was the one who allowed them to have such control over his life thanks to him always overreacting to every little provocation and him handing over all his personal information to them.&lt;br /&gt;
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There is also the theory that Chris does things for trolls to mock him merely for the attention. One video that lends credibility to this is his &amp;quot;Walla Walla Walla&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGAMM1k5nGs&amp;amp;feature=plcp]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; video, where he says, &amp;quot;CWCvilleLibrary didn't upload it so I'm hosting it here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris lacks empathy himself===&lt;br /&gt;
:''See also: [[Chris and death]] and [[Chris and his Ego]].''&lt;br /&gt;
Chris cannot put himself in your shoes or accept that you have been where he is. He has no &amp;quot;theory of mind&amp;quot;: if you used to be as shy around women as he is today, in his mind the fact that you aren't shy anymore makes your experience inapplicable to his situation. To Chris, the fact you got over it and he hasn't yet makes the two cases entirely different. He doesn't want to solve his problems by trying what worked for you, he only wants you to pity him for having problems, until he magically dreams up [[Dating education|his own solution]].&lt;br /&gt;
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:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''RocketFox:''' My father died of liver cancer and cirrohosis a day ago ;~; he drank a ton and it hurt him - I'm only 11 and I dunno what to do ;~;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' RocketFox, you will soon recover from your father's accident, I guess it is; DO NOT DRINK Alcohol yourself; STAY OFF THAT JUNK.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's interpretation of the death of RocketFox's dad as an accident shows that he didn't even bother to look up what cirrhosis is. Immediately afterward, he started talking about a sexy dance.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's reactions to suicide are very telling. After [[Ryan Cash]] died because of Chris, Chris marveled at how much power he had right after he tried to publicly console [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When [[Sarah May]] attempted suicide because of Chris, his reasons for her to stay alive were &amp;quot;I'd feel terrible&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;I'd just cry.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris broke up with [[Ivy]], he somehow concocted, in his head, an assumption that she had committed suicide. Even after having lost so many dear friends to suicide, he still had no problems telling Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] to [[death threats|kill themselves]]. Many people who have had to deal with suicidal people or have lost relatives and friends due to suicides themselves might not exactly find this amusing.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Common_Questions#22_February_2010|22 February 2010]] edition of the [[CWCipedia]]'s &amp;quot;Common Questions&amp;quot;, Chris listed the top ten worst things to have ever happened to him. The deaths of &amp;quot;two True and Good Women who [he] had friendships with,&amp;quot; [[PandaHalo]] and [[Sarah Jackson]], ranked seventh. Those tragic events ranked below getting banned from a game store, finding out two people from said store were posting info about him on ED, and having his personal websites hacked.&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Twin Falling Towers|1 November 2009]], Chris made a video involving Clyde being as &amp;quot;weak as the Twin Towers&amp;quot; and used his mouse cursor as a plane flying into them.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Twin Falling Towers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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When Rashid Ali Abdul, an Iranian [[fan]], told him that her country's religious authorities sentenced her to death by beheading for reading ''Sonichu'', Chris said that he was sorry and that the situation was &amp;quot;pitiful&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 8|Mailbag #8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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While some of this can be attributed to Chris's [[autism]], a condition that often results in a lack of empathy, most autistics can at least learn how to express empathy through a combination of carefully reading the emotions of others and thinking about how a situation affects other people. Chris refuses to seek serious counseling or psychiatric help for this sort of thing. However, due to [[28 October 2011|his current run-in with the law]], he will now be forced to seek professional help or he faces jail time.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Autism does not excuse a terrible person===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris knows he has trouble understanding non-verbal social cues due to his autism,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Quizzes#Autism Quiz]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and yet he still jumps the gun on interpreting other people's intentions all the time.&lt;br /&gt;
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Autism, in and of itself, does not create a failure as massive as Chris-Chan. A majority of autistics manage to get psychiatric help for their problem and/or are able to develop social and emotional skills so they can cope with their disability and lead rewarding and rich lives. Yet while Chris acknowledges he has a problem, he refuses to do anything more than see the [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] at his church, who is not a professional trained in the treatment of autism spectrum disorders.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vivian's AIM chat]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, due to the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris must now seek psychiatric help or he faces jail time. While this may help him become more humane, [[Chris and his Ego|experience]] suggests that any impact will be minimal at best unless Chris cooperates.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is fully capable of understanding the consequences of his actions. He has a sense of morality (even if he often ignores it in favor of his own selfish interests). He would be (and has been) held accountable for his own actions in a court of law (and rightfully so). The fact he is a racist, a homophobe, and a chauvinist have nothing to do with his autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris is beyond pity===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's mood is all over the place, even between videos posted shortly after each other. &amp;quot;[[Happy Sonichu Day|Thank you for your support]]&amp;quot;... &amp;quot;[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|Goddamn womanizing raping trollin' stupid pickle-suited n&amp;amp;mdash;!]]&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is capable of doing some very bad things when provoked, which is a quite understandable (if not acceptable) response to trolling. However, &amp;quot;provocation&amp;quot; in this case doesn't necessarily mean harassment or trolling. Merely disagreeing with Chris or asking him why he does what he does can provoke an attack, up to and including threats of violence and death. When Chris is annoyed, frustrated, or overcome by desire or lust, he's capable of doing [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|''nasty'']] [[Death threats|things]]. Moreover, when Chris loses it, he doesn't think of the consequences of his actions at all, and his expressions of outrage are completely out of proportion to the provocation — often more outrageous in themselves than whatever the trolls did.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|insulted little kids]] during card games and scared some of them away from visiting [[The GAMe PLACe]]. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], who frequented The GAMe PLACe and knew Chris in real life years before he was discovered by the Internet, couldn't list any redeeming qualities he possessed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris sexually harassed a [[Megan|woman]] in real life. Megan made it explicitly clear to him that his physical contact and comments to her were unacceptable, but he continued anyway, convinced that eventually she would learn to love being molested by a mentally ill man-child and become his [[Sweethearts|Sweetheart From The Ground-Up]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After Megan yelled at Chris for uploading [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingerbanging her]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], he did not apologize,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Megan Saga&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Megan Saga]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but rather explained to her (in a terribly [[naïve]] way) how a handjob works, under the misguided assumption that she merely was upset because she didn't recognize the sex act being performed, or in the hope that she would rationalize what he did on this basis. He then had the nerve to say to her, &amp;quot;I am hurting SOOOOO MUCH MORE than you can be.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Megan Saga&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; Why? Not because of the picture, but because the trolls were being mean to him. Yes, [[Chris and his ego|''him'']]. Based on [[List of Chris's ED edits|his ED edits]], he was more concerned with people thinking he was fingering his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|imaginary twin sister]] than he was with defending Megan's honor. Years later, Chris would even go so far as to totally demonize Megan for rejecting his 'good intentions', posting her address up on his [[Facebook]] profile in the hopes that trolls would find it and punish her for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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After each of his online relationships ends, Chris starts looking for a new [[sweetheart]] right away, ''even if she died''. No matter the setback, his ego keeps getting bigger.&lt;br /&gt;
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In mid-July 2009, he addressed a person named [[The July 10th Messages|&amp;quot;SonichuIzCool&amp;quot;]] on YouTube. SonichuIzCool was (''is'') probably the only genuine fan of ''Sonichu'' discovered to date, someone who tried to defend Chris and his comic. She was also genuinely mentally retarded. In his YouTube message, Chris called her &amp;quot;naïve and [[slow in the mind]].&amp;quot; He told her she had to &amp;quot;come out where [he] can meet [her].&amp;quot; Another side of this incident is that his YouTube account had been recently hacked, and he had managed to recover it this time, thus avoiding all of the nasty evil damage the trolls ''might'' have caused. After he posted this video, though, he got his account suspended due to ''his own actions''.&lt;br /&gt;
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In early November 2009, in his attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash, Chris went so far as to mock the terrorist attacks of the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]] on 9/11. When feeling angry at Clyde Cash, he not only thought it would be a good idea to blackmail him, but used the ''destruction of two skyscrapers full of people after being hit by airliners full of jet fuel and human beings'' as a metaphor for how weak he thought Clyde was. When people got angry, he tried to fix things by turning the WTC towers into cake candles. To the best of anyone's knowledge, Chris was never coaxed or encouraged by an outside source to use the WTC images. He came up with this reprehensible idea all on his own.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:MikesWedding.jpg|thumb|right|Happily forever after.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In January 2010, a fan named Mike Jackson asked Chris for advice, whether he should [[Mailbag 31#If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them|watch porn with his family]] and [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores|buy a prostitute for his son]], Mike Junior, or not. Chris, being such an [[Dating Education|expert]], encouraged him to do so. In the end Mike Jr. ran away with the prostitute, and Mike asked Chris to make a [[YouTube]] video asking his son to come back home. Unfortunately, Chris was under a lot of [[stress]], and could not make the video. Mike Jr. is now married to the prostitute in Las Vegas, and his father died from a sleeping pill overdose. Chris didn't even give a damn about the obituary linked by Mike's wife, and responded to his son's grief and anger with three words: [[Chris and remorse|&amp;quot;I am sorry.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris cares only for himself===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris spends [[monthly tugboat|your tax money]] on luxuries and steals from his parents to buy [[PSN|video games]] he'll never play. He has the basic skills necessary to hold down a job, so long as it didn't require him to do much interacting with other people, and programs exist specifically to find appropriate jobs for the mentally challenged, but Chris hasn't even tried since being fired from [[Wendy's]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Further reinforcing his selfishness and laziness, Chris and his family strongly agree it's better for him to hole up in his room and get paid for doing absolutely nothing than to seek out the challenge of finding gainful employment in the real world. This is based on the (quite possibly untrue) assertion that Chris can earn more on disability than from a job. By taking advantage of the government through vastly exaggerated claims of an easily manageable illness which they refuse to help Chris treat, Chris's parents are assured a steady income in the form of his room-and-board payments, and don't have to worry about Chris getting in trouble with the law [[Chris and the Law|again]] when he has another breakdown in public.&lt;br /&gt;
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But just in case you needed any solid proof of Chris' outright selfishness, it basically came straight from the horse's mouth during his trial. When asked if he understood that he'll be paying his court fees:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote| &amp;quot;Yes. My mother will be taking care of that.&amp;quot;  |[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[This_is_how_the_Trial_went]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} &lt;br /&gt;
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Keep in mind that the money being used to bail him out of [[28 October 2011|a mess that he caused]] is coming out of an ailing old widow's purse while Chris [[Chris and Money|nonchalantly throws his own money away]], as evidenced by his PSN activity mere months later.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris is not a good net citizen===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!|Chris, on reader participation via [[Twitter]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is more concerned with spreading his own version of [[Honest Content|honest truth]] than being a good net citizen. He has adopted the mentality that most spammers have adopted: who cares about things like terms of service and account suspensions and masses of pissed-off people as long as his message gets through? He won't participate in the communities of the sites he posts on. This is not mere ''passivity'' in those communities, which might still be tolerable; he ''deliberately opposes'' such participation. Most people, while not bothering to contribute to communities, would not at least make deliberate efforts to hinder the community. On [[deviantART]], [[YouTube]] and [[Flipnote Hatena]], he disables all comments, probably because he knew he'd not get any praise anyway — yet this ignores the fact that open commenting is part of the nature of these sites and disabling comments should be done only if it's being clearly used for flagrant abuses of the system, like spam and votebotting. He regards YouTube purely as a video publishing venue and not as a tool for engaging in discussion with his &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot;. He created his [[Wikipedia]] user page purely to spread his own message, and did not come to Wikipedia to participate in building an encyclopedia. If the site owners block&amp;lt;!--see talk page--&amp;gt; him, he just comes up with another account or a sockpuppet. The thought of apologizing, getting old accounts reinstated, or the possibility that people who block him might be trying to send him a message never cross his mind.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's behavior on [[CWCipedia]] provides many more examples of his selfish attitude, such as the banner ad crisis in late 2009. He doesn't understand what it ''really'' means that the website is neither hosted nor paid for by him personally, and what sort of things the administration typically does on a website like his. He can't or won't understand simple principles like &amp;quot;webhost's house, webhost's rules,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;beggars can't be choosers,&amp;quot; but instead believes that since the site has his name on it, it should be run according to his every demand.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris will reject your advice===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0231-MrsSanfordsWiseWords.jpg|thumb|right|What are you going to tell Chris that his [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|favorite teacher]] didn't tell him 15 years ago?]]&lt;br /&gt;
Someone [[White knight emails|carefully explained to Chris why he is a sexist]]. In response, Chris got angry. He is only interested in a guide on how to attract women without first making any changes to himself. Most ridiculous: he denies being [[Obesity|overweight]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Read [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Vivian's AIM chat]]. Vivian actually used to be a counter-troll, and warned Chris several times that [[PandaHalo]] was a troll. Chris fell for PandaHalo anyway. She then tried to talk some damn sense on him over AIM. But Chris proved to be so goddamn stubborn, she actually tossed the towel and became a troll out of spite. In Vivitheg's words: &amp;quot;i've tried for 3 hours now; it's like fighting a wall, i can't beat the wall no matter how hard i try.&amp;quot; Not only has she long since joined the troll ranks, but Chris even began [[Sign Destruction Video|berating and sending threats]] to his biggest white knight ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris will reject your disclosure of the truth===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hanna]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lori Lopez]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Blanca]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[PandaHalo]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite [[Vivitheg]]'s warnings.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vivian Gee E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Robert Simmons V]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JK Productions]] was a troll pretending to be an entire videogame development company, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah May]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah Jackson]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Julie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ivy]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite warnings from the counter-troll that must not be named.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Emily]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kacey]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. She also married [[CChanSonichuCWC|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Father Call|Matthew, Kacey's father]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jackie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. [[February_2012|Twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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See a pattern here? Do you really think he will believe any evidence you send him proving that every fan he has, and pretty much every person he has been in contact with over the past year, is a troll?&lt;br /&gt;
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As of 2012, however, it seems that Chris has done a 180 on this, where, out of sheer paranoia, he believes that [[Megan|anybody]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Fbp10.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and everybody&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Fbp6.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is a troll, even when he has no sane reason to reach that conclusion&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Koreans.PNG&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris's normal life is often weirder than the trolling===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris won't take your advice, so he will fall for trolling. Trolls do weird things and Chris believes almost everything. But even if Chris had no white knights or trolls, his life would still be weird.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's own accomplishments, without any external suggestion or assistance, are sometimes even more jaw-dropping than what the trolls think up. His [[Chris and the Law#Law troubles|previous brushes]] with [[Jerkops|authority figures]] and his [[Attraction Sign|bizarre]] [[Fridays After Five|behavior]] during his outside leisure time are good examples.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris asks for it, and always recovers===&lt;br /&gt;
Hellbent on spreading his version of the truth because he's TRUE and HONEST, Chris cannot realize that his edit warring on Encyclopedia Dramatica was practically a squeal begging for more trolling.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[wiktionary:TMI|TMI]] is a tactic Chris uses that usually leads to him abusing himself. Since Chris insists on revealing the most minute details of his life to everyone he meets, the trolls always get more information to fuel further acts of trolling. White knights cannot stop our hero from being Honest.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris doesn't get embarrassed either. Oh, his nudes and lewd acts are all over the internet? No big deal! [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|All adults do that kind of thing]], so what's the problem?&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris managed to fully recover from the depressing [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] mentioned above (and quite quickly, too) and proceeded to fail even harder for months. Likewise, despite professing great emotional distress, he bounced back from [[CWC is Sad|the loss of Kacey]] in [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a matter of hours]]. He even bounced back after being [[Mumble 9|verbally abused by a room of trolls]], one of whom told him to go kill himself. So what's the problem?&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chriscash.jpg|thumb|right|180px|True, true.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris made himself an outcast===&lt;br /&gt;
High school and college are the places and moments where people are given their first and often only chance to become a functioning part of society. They gave Chris an even greater chance because he's [[autistic]]. They lent him a friendly, caring hand and opened themselves to his friendship, males and females alike. And what did Chris do? He ''refused, by choice,'' to associate with anyone who wasn't female, young, rich, white, and within the Charlottesville area. &lt;br /&gt;
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When [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] gave him a chance to reform his behavior, he kept going with his bullshit, and was rightly kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a full year. What did he learn from that? He learned that Mary Lee Walsh was an evil hag with a personal vendetta against him. He was given ''several'' chances to learn that his [[Attraction sign|loitering and soliciting]] were not appropriate behavior in a public place, and what did he learn? He learned that mall cops are [[Jerkops]], that [[Virginia is for Virgins]], and that his [[Love Quest]] was a matter of him against the world, with the world in the role of the villain. After he was kicked out of The GAMe PLACe (where he was again given more leeway than most people ever would have gotten, out of a sense of misguided pity), he was barred from the last place in Ruckersville that was still open to him, and left with only one place: his home.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, it's too late for Chris. He was given a friendly hand, but he angrily bit it, and that hand will never reach out to him again. He doesn't even belong in his own home anymore. He spends most of his time in exile in his fantasy land of [[CWCville]], the one and only place still open to him, and that place ''doesn't even exist''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Stress]]===&lt;br /&gt;
In order to get close to Chris, white knights have to spend at least as much time and effort as trolls to get up-to-date and to thwart the troll output. They'd probably have to lie and pretend to be a girl or video game designer to even capture his attention. This combined with Chris's usual responses is enough to make any sane non-professional psychologist [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|crash into slumber]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris will not even read your message===&lt;br /&gt;
The spam filter is a powerful innovation of good ol' America Online. Any e-mails sent to his private address will be deleted, probably unread, and any e-mails sent to the [[Mailbag]], if they even get published, will be [[Mailbag 29|given one-word replies and ignored]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===The trolling will not cease===&lt;br /&gt;
Even if white knights get to Chris somehow, there is no endgame in which Chris will be free from trolls before his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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In school, Chris was trolled by his classmates. He was even trolled by one of his [[Joshua Martinez|real life friends]]. In college, he was trolled by friends who grew sick of his bullshit (e.g. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]), and by [[Anna McLerran|girls]] [[Hannah|annoyed]] by his &amp;quot;attraction methods&amp;quot; and rampant, unabashed sexism. If Chris quit the Internet tomorrow, he would still be trolled by a society that refuses to tolerate ignorant man-children flouting its rules.&lt;br /&gt;
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If everyone trying to create his next fake sweetheart suddenly got bored and quit, Chris would unwittingly seek out new trolls to take their place, and we know newfags are more than willing.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Chris isn't assigned a custodian after his parents die, his story will probably end when he falls victim to some con artist who swindles him out of his [[monthly tugboat]] and perhaps his home. If Chris does get assigned a custodian, he will continue his antics until the custodian kicks him out or bans him from the Internet. If the custodian bans Chris from the Internet, that's Chris trolling himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Chris gets institutionalized, he will attract real life trolls at the mental hospital. If Chris does not go into an institution and instead ends up in prison due to [[28 October 2011|circumstances that cannot be foreseen]], he will be trolled there as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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If the entire world reforms and decides to leave Chris alone, his own sense of victimization will override any benefit. Consider that Chris felt persecuted simply by observing [[Jerks|males who had more success than himself]]. He regards legitimate assertions of authority as rank brutality. [[Adam Stackhouse]] managed to upset Chris to a degree that CWC observers rate among the most impressive to date, and he did it without even knowing that Chris existed at the time. Bleak as it is, unless Chris embarks on a program of radical self-improvement and/or learns some humility, and manages against the odds to shake off both his legions of abusers and seamy reputation, he will forever feel like a [[Kick the Autistic|thoroughly-kicked autistic]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===The trolling helps Chris and, indeed, others===&lt;br /&gt;
If Chris were just some random nobody on the Internet, he'd be doing nothing but playing video games and occasionally drawing unsellable comics until his parents died. Then he'd be institutionalized. He'd remain without social skills, a job, success or future.&lt;br /&gt;
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Instead, Chris's antics have become a cultural phenomenon that — without exaggeration — is something extraordinary, unique, and which likely won't be replicated in any shape or form for years to come. Chris has secured his place among such luminaries as the Time Cube Guy and John Titor, and unlike the Time Cube Guy, you can actually comprehend what Chris is saying most of the time. Chris interacting with the world through his websites and YouTube has drawn in a crowd of people who are participating in an unprecedented, continual piece of performance art of a kind that would have been unheard of only a few years ago. He brings entertainment to thousands of people all over the world, an accomplishment that most could never dream of achieving — the kind of thing that would give Dane Cook a stiffy just to consider. His Internet fame is actually a sort of success in its own right, and may bring him further success. There are thousands of people out there that are so fascinated by him that they study his life on a daily basis.&lt;br /&gt;
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One could argue that if Chris eventually &amp;quot;retired&amp;quot; from this comedy act by actually coming to terms with his problems, seeking professional help, and completely reforming (and selling media rights to his life's story to the highest bidder, like all sensible people would do), he could live the rest of his life secure and probably moderately wealthy. The troll audience would give him a standing ovation for entertaining them for as long as he did, and move on to the next piece of tragicomedy brought to us by the emerging Web technologies. We have seen far more messed-up celebrity stories already; Chris's tale is at least quite different from the norm and engaging.&lt;br /&gt;
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What's more, the trolls provide him with an actual social outlet to learn and grow in life. Instead of being an unemployable, fat, virgin bedroom-dweller that nobody has ever heard of, he's an Internet-famous unemployable, fat, virgin bedroom dweller and this by itself increases his chances of getting friends and a girl. He may even end up employed, too, probably appearing in an advertisement or sponging off royalties from any biographical medium, whether it be a book, movie, or TV series. He could become the next William Hung if he put half an ounce of effort into it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, Chris's constant failure at life has inspired [[Autism#Chris and other autistics|hundreds]] to self-improvement. Really, he's accomplishing a pretty good thing here.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris treats &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot; and white knights like crap===&lt;br /&gt;
If you try to white knight him, his response is merely to block you on YouTube, AIM or any other messenger service and never respond. He accuses practically all white knights of being trolls. Quite ironic, isn't it? He screams &amp;quot;I'M STRAIGHT!&amp;quot; when you tell him up front that you're a guy. When you tell him his current &amp;quot;girlfriend&amp;quot; is actually a troll, he'll accuse you of wanting to &amp;quot;break up the relationship for the lulz.&amp;quot; He'll be rude, won't listen and won't read between the lines. He will always bite the hand that feeds him, so you should just let him wallow in his own self loathing.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Whatever.|Send Chris a 400-word, well-reasoned email &amp;amp;mdash; get a [[Mailbag 29#Whatever|1-word reply]] back.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You can go f*** yourself.|[[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|A not-so reasonable reply]] to reasonable criticism.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris doesn't treat his (perceived) fans much better. Even aside from the SonichuIzCool incident mentioned above, Chris has severe problems answering questions from his fans (or trolls who pretend to be positive fans), and will often react in a hostile manner to everything he sees as negative or offensive. His [[Mailbag]] is the most obvious example. He hates being corrected, and tenaciously clings to his misinformed beliefs; his insistence that Asperger's Syndrome and autism are unrelated is a good example of this. When or if he's having a good day and manages to answer questions from fans at all, he often gives them very brief, one or two word answers that do not elaborate on anything, or outright ignore parts of the question. Not only is he terse, he's also slow to act; for example, it [[Brutal Legend Plus|took him three days to realize]] that a [[Brutal Legend|video he uploaded]] was seriously broken. He also promised that [[Sonichu Fan Promo|a spectacular fan creation]] would be officially featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic &amp;amp;mdash; and it ultimately was, ''over a year later''.&lt;br /&gt;
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Most webcomics have a specific schedule that they have decided to follow. Many webcomics fail to live up to them &amp;amp;ndash; some less, some more; some for good reasons, some have no excuse whatsoever. Chris didn't have a set schedule for the comic for the longest time, but then agreed to update the comic on a daily basis, a schedule which even the most well-funded webcomic artists would consider particularly demanding. In February and March 2010, there have been few updates to the comic. When the inevitable complaints about schedule slip started to come, Chris snapped at his fans by saying that inspiration takes its time, forgetting that it was ''he'' who decided daily updates were the way to go. As the &amp;quot;Great Director Chandler&amp;quot;, he could have the power to decide what schedule to follow, but instead, he chose to attack his fans.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris' life would still be a disaster even if the trolls never bothered him===&lt;br /&gt;
As of 2012, Chris is a total human trainwreck, slowly losing the last of his sanity as each day goes by. While the systematic trolling of him throughout the last few years have something to do with his degrading mental state (especially his extreme paranoia and distrust for everyone except his mom and pastor), the fact still remains that his life's horrible state is mainly caused by factors outside of the internet. He would still be a lonely outcast as his poor upbringing gave him such warped views of the world and lead him to engage in such bizarre behavior that he drove away every person he tried to connect with. He would still be living in unsanitary living conditions due to Barb's hoarding and the fact that his house has not been cleaned in the better part of a decade. He would still be banned from all of his favorite hangouts due to his loitering and hostile behavior to other patrons. Also, at the core of it all is how Chris decided that he would be better off living off government handouts while drawing unpublishable comic books in his room instead of getting a job and heading down a career path, which would have been his one-way ticket to escaping the cesspool that is [[14 Branchland Court]] and living a fulfilling life, not unlike that of [[Cole Smithey|his half brother]]. Instead, he decided to remain dependent on his elderly, emotionally disturbed parents; look at how well that worked out for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Examples==&lt;br /&gt;
:''Read: [[White knight emails]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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===White Knights on YouTube===&lt;br /&gt;
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Among the most notable of Chris's white knights was a [[YouTube]] counter-troll who claimed to be a 21 year-old Russian model named Svenka. Via her YouTube account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/hottiee96 hottiee96], she released an inordinate number of screencaps from troll conversations on [[Sonichu IRC]], including private conversations between Chris and [[PandaHalo]]. Also, she released an image of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] who would later steal Chris's first date, [[Emily]]. Were Chris less thick-skulled and even slightly willing to accept irrefutable evidence, Svenka may have made somewhat of a negative impact on the organized trolling effort against Chris, but ultimately she was ineffectual. Svenka also had a unhealthy obsession with the [[CWCville Library]]'s original curator, Arjen Van Dierten.&lt;br /&gt;
On 6 [[May 2009]], YouTube user xThexPinchx/NorthxStar7/[http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePinchisDaBomb ThePinchisDaBomb] tried to blackmail major trolls, claiming to have information on them. He was easily called on his bluff by someone who had not trolled Chris at all.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/user/softerthanhardware YouTube]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The Pinch has also threatened [[BlueSpike]] saying he has information from his friends but the thing is '''BLUESPIKE HAS NO FRIENDS'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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====TV Tropes====&lt;br /&gt;
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu The TV Tropes article on ''Sonichu''] used to have a white knight message as the first text of the article, with a link back to this very page. The message is reproduced below:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Hey Chris! If you're reading this: you seriously need to get help from licensed professionals, before the stuff you do [[28 October 2011|gets you thrown in prison]] or forcibly committed. And we're sorry, but you have no real fans - the people you think are your fans are really either trolls or laughing at you behind your back. Every. Last. One. Please listen to us - for once.|- Concerned tropers}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Unfortunately, the editor in question and fails to realize that [[Chris and his ego|their message, while well intentioned, will do absolutely nothing]] and Chris will simply ignore it even if he does [[Mailbag 52|fully read and input it for better development. Thank you for your time.]] The message was later removed due to a shift in policy regarding the article.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
As good as your intentions may be, there is no conceivable way any mortal human alive can reach Chris and change him for the better. Your efforts will unfortunately fail, and he will just brush you aside, seeing no difference between you and the trolls. Nothing short of divine intervention, revelation, or a horrifyingly close brush with death will change him. You would be best to leave him be and find something else to do with your time. All we can do is hope that one of the three aforementioned scenarios happen at some point, [[Chris and religion|though the first two seem highly unlikely]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A-Logging|Alogging]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[White knight emails]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/White_knight White Knighting] article at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].&lt;br /&gt;
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'''White knight''' is a term used to describe someone who goes on the Internet to help or defend someone else on the Internet against other people on the Internet out of pity or compassion. White knighting of Chris is especially prevalent because of the unprecedented amount of abuse he has taken, which in turn is caused by Chris's total inability to heed the white knights in his life.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Counter-trolls''' are those who take Chris's side to spite his legion of [[trolls]]. Some do this because trolling one gullible idiot is less satisfying than trolling trolls, who actually have the ability to understand what is going on. Others have decided that Chris has jumped the shark and are trying to make everyone else leave him alone to put a stop to an old meme. Counter-trolls are not to be confused with [[anti-troll]]s, who fight trolls in order to get closer to Chris and troll him themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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A meta-topic within the broader Chris saga has been the merits of attempting to help Chris stop being such an epic lulzcow, and whether he is deserving of such assistance or even beyond help. The consensus on forums such as the talk page for Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article, /cwc/, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]], and [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] is that Chris's [[racism]], [[Chris and Sex|homophobia]], and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]] make him beneath contempt; and that he has consistently refused to take advice given to him in good faith. White knights and counter-trolls are considered to be wasting everyone's time and trolls have little patience for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Motives==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Pity===&lt;br /&gt;
Following the release of Chris's first [[nudes|nude photos]] and the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] in which he reacted to the loss of his [[medallion]]s and [[Blanca]], many people, including trolls, felt sorry for him. They had not expected it to be possible for him to be trolled so hard or for him to appear so shattered.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Empathy===&lt;br /&gt;
The Internet is full of autistic people, man-children, and self-absorbed morons. Many of them are right here, fascinated with Chris-chan. All of them see something of themselves in him, whether it's his all-consuming need for female companionship or his fervent belief that his homemade comics matter. A lot of white knights have made at least some of the mistakes Chris has made and have since wised up. They think they can help improve Chris by offering the benefit of their experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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BAAAAAAAW! ''[[Kick the Autistic]]'' is a cruel game. Quit it!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Circumstances beyond Chris's control===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris fails to identify people, a possible sign of [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|Prosopagnosia]]. [[BlueSpike|Julie and her brother Max]] used the same voice, and yet Chris couldn't recognize that they were the same person. Pictures of different women were used to depict [[Blanca]], and yet Chris thought they were the same person. Chris believed that pictures of [[Wikipedia:Megan Fox|Megan Fox]] were of [[Wikipedia:Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|Vanessa AIM Chat IX]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In high school, Chris memorized his appearance in the mirror because he had trouble recognizing himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%207/SchuComic8Page24.jpg &amp;quot;...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like...&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Since he probably hasn't &amp;quot;updated&amp;quot; his self-image, this is a possible explanation regarding why he denies being fat.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris cannot &amp;quot;read between the lines&amp;quot; or otherwise interpret subtlety. He interprets ''[[Family Guy]]'' as being against homosexuality.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When two male acquaintances exchanged sarcastic homosexual remarks, Chris concluded that they were gay.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Anecdote by [[Mimms]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===The trolls are even worse people than Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
Another frequently heard line of reasoning is that the trolls have gone way too far, and have demonstrated that they're even worse than Chris, or at least equally pathetic. For example, [[BlueSpike]]'s sadistic abuse of his control over Chris [[BLUESPIKE#Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Troll_War|outraged even trolls]]. And, of course, who really has no life here: Chris, or the people who [[CWCki|obsessively document and debate everything he does]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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===For the sake of Barbara's sanity===&lt;br /&gt;
At this point in time it is safe to say that Chris's remaining parent has been just as fatigued as Chris by the actions of trolls. Some argue that [[Snorlax]] should not have to suffer for his wrongdoings, and therefore think that Chris should be left alone just so she can enjoy the last few years of her life in peace.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Reasons against white knighting==&lt;br /&gt;
===Chris could have ended the trolling whenever he wanted to, but didn't===&lt;br /&gt;
Lets face it, all Chris had to do to end the trolling was to just turn off his computer. If he would have done this small step, this whole debacle would have never happened. The trolls had nothing personal against Chris; They just decided he was a worthy target after reading Sonichu and seeing how he spazzed out at his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica. As soon as he would have quit responding to their provocations and quit posting videos of him tard raging on YouTube, the trolls would have just moved on to someone else. Instead, Chris tried to &amp;quot;fight back&amp;quot; against them, in turn revealing more and more information about himself until the trolls knew all of his contact info and all the details of his life. That was when the trolling went past a point of no return, spilling into Chris' personal life so much that there would be absolutely no way for him to ever disassociate himself from it. Even when he was away from the computer, he found himself subjected to trolling by them calling his cell phone, sending him mail and them following him around in public. While the obsessive trolling of Chris was nothing less than shitty, the fact still remains that Chris was the one who allowed them to have such control over his life thanks to him always overreacting to every little provocation and him handing over all his personal information to them.&lt;br /&gt;
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There is also the theory that Chris does things for trolls to mock him merely for the attention. One video that lends credibility to this is his &amp;quot;Walla Walla Walla&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGAMM1k5nGs&amp;amp;feature=plcp]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; video, where he says, &amp;quot;CWCvilleLibrary didn't upload it so I'm hosting it here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris lacks empathy himself===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris cannot put himself in your shoes or accept that you have been where he is. He has no &amp;quot;theory of mind&amp;quot;: if you used to be as shy around women as he is today, in his mind the fact that you aren't shy anymore makes your experience inapplicable to his situation. To Chris, the fact you got over it and he hasn't yet makes the two cases entirely different. He doesn't want to solve his problems by trying what worked for you, he only wants you to pity him for having problems, until he magically dreams up [[Dating education|his own solution]].&lt;br /&gt;
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:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''RocketFox:''' My father died of liver cancer and cirrohosis a day ago ;~; he drank a ton and it hurt him - I'm only 11 and I dunno what to do ;~;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' RocketFox, you will soon recover from your father's accident, I guess it is; DO NOT DRINK Alcohol yourself; STAY OFF THAT JUNK.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's interpretation of the death of RocketFox's dad as an accident shows that he didn't even bother to look up what cirrhosis is. Immediately afterward, he started talking about a sexy dance.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's reactions to suicide are very telling. After [[Ryan Cash]] died because of Chris, Chris marveled at how much power he had right after he tried to publicly console [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When [[Sarah May]] attempted suicide because of Chris, his reasons for her to stay alive were &amp;quot;I'd feel terrible&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;I'd just cry.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris broke up with [[Ivy]], he somehow concocted, in his head, an assumption that she had committed suicide. Even after having lost so many dear friends to suicide, he still had no problems telling Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] to [[death threats|kill themselves]]. Many people who have had to deal with suicidal people or have lost relatives and friends due to suicides themselves might not exactly find this amusing.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Common_Questions#22_February_2010|22 February 2010]] edition of the [[CWCipedia]]'s &amp;quot;Common Questions&amp;quot;, Chris listed the top ten worst things to have ever happened to him. The deaths of &amp;quot;two True and Good Women who [he] had friendships with,&amp;quot; [[PandaHalo]] and [[Sarah Jackson]], ranked seventh. Those tragic events ranked below getting banned from a game store, finding out two people from said store were posting info about him on ED, and having his personal websites hacked.&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Twin Falling Towers|1 November 2009]], Chris made a video involving Clyde being as &amp;quot;weak as the Twin Towers&amp;quot; and used his mouse cursor as a plane flying into them.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Twin Falling Towers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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When Rashid Ali Abdul, an Iranian [[fan]], told him that her country's religious authorities sentenced her to death by beheading for reading ''Sonichu'', Chris said that he was sorry and that the situation was &amp;quot;pitiful&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 8|Mailbag #8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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While some of this can be attributed to Chris's [[autism]], a condition that often results in a lack of empathy, most autistics can at least learn how to express empathy through a combination of carefully reading the emotions of others and thinking about how a situation affects other people. Chris refuses to seek serious counseling or psychiatric help for this sort of thing. However, due to [[28 October 2011|his current run-in with the law]], he will now be forced to seek professional help or he faces jail time.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Autism does not excuse a terrible person===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris knows he has trouble understanding non-verbal social cues due to his autism,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Quizzes#Autism Quiz]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and yet he still jumps the gun on interpreting other people's intentions all the time.&lt;br /&gt;
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Autism, in and of itself, does not create a failure as massive as Chris-Chan. A majority of autistics manage to get psychiatric help for their problem and/or are able to develop social and emotional skills so they can cope with their disability and lead rewarding and rich lives. Yet while Chris acknowledges he has a problem, he refuses to do anything more than see the [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] at his church, who is not a professional trained in the treatment of autism spectrum disorders.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vivian's AIM chat]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, due to the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris must now seek psychiatric help or he faces jail time. While this may help him become more humane, [[Chris and his Ego|experience]] suggests that any impact will be minimal at best unless Chris cooperates.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is fully capable of understanding the consequences of his actions. He has a sense of morality (even if he often ignores it in favor of his own selfish interests). He would be (and has been) held accountable for his own actions in a court of law (and rightfully so). The fact he is a racist, a homophobe, and a chauvinist have nothing to do with his autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris is beyond pity===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's mood is all over the place, even between videos posted shortly after each other. &amp;quot;[[Happy Sonichu Day|Thank you for your support]]&amp;quot;... &amp;quot;[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|Goddamn womanizing raping trollin' stupid pickle-suited n&amp;amp;mdash;!]]&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is capable of doing some very bad things when provoked, which is a quite understandable (if not acceptable) response to trolling. However, &amp;quot;provocation&amp;quot; in this case doesn't necessarily mean harassment or trolling. Merely disagreeing with Chris or asking him why he does what he does can provoke an attack, up to and including threats of violence and death. When Chris is annoyed, frustrated, or overcome by desire or lust, he's capable of doing [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|''nasty'']] [[Death threats|things]]. Moreover, when Chris loses it, he doesn't think of the consequences of his actions at all, and his expressions of outrage are completely out of proportion to the provocation — often more outrageous in themselves than whatever the trolls did.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|insulted little kids]] during card games and scared some of them away from visiting [[The GAMe PLACe]]. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], who frequented The GAMe PLACe and knew Chris in real life years before he was discovered by the Internet, couldn't list any redeeming qualities he possessed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris sexually harassed a [[Megan|woman]] in real life. Megan made it explicitly clear to him that his physical contact and comments to her were unacceptable, but he continued anyway, convinced that eventually she would learn to love being molested by a mentally ill man-child and become his [[Sweethearts|Sweetheart From The Ground-Up]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After Megan yelled at Chris for uploading [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingerbanging her]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], he did not apologize,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Megan Saga&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Megan Saga]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but rather explained to her (in a terribly [[naïve]] way) how a handjob works, under the misguided assumption that she merely was upset because she didn't recognize the sex act being performed, or in the hope that she would rationalize what he did on this basis. He then had the nerve to say to her, &amp;quot;I am hurting SOOOOO MUCH MORE than you can be.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Megan Saga&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; Why? Not because of the picture, but because the trolls were being mean to him. Yes, [[Chris and his ego|''him'']]. Based on [[List of Chris's ED edits|his ED edits]], he was more concerned with people thinking he was fingering his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|imaginary twin sister]] than he was with defending Megan's honor. Years later, Chris would even go so far as to totally demonize Megan for rejecting his 'good intentions', posting her address up on his [[Facebook]] profile in the hopes that trolls would find it and punish her for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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After each of his online relationships ends, Chris starts looking for a new [[sweetheart]] right away, ''even if she died''. No matter the setback, his ego keeps getting bigger.&lt;br /&gt;
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In mid-July 2009, he addressed a person named [[The July 10th Messages|&amp;quot;SonichuIzCool&amp;quot;]] on YouTube. SonichuIzCool was (''is'') probably the only genuine fan of ''Sonichu'' discovered to date, someone who tried to defend Chris and his comic. She was also genuinely mentally retarded. In his YouTube message, Chris called her &amp;quot;naïve and [[slow in the mind]].&amp;quot; He told her she had to &amp;quot;come out where [he] can meet [her].&amp;quot; Another side of this incident is that his YouTube account had been recently hacked, and he had managed to recover it this time, thus avoiding all of the nasty evil damage the trolls ''might'' have caused. After he posted this video, though, he got his account suspended due to ''his own actions''.&lt;br /&gt;
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In early November 2009, in his attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash, Chris went so far as to mock the terrorist attacks of the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]] on 9/11. When feeling angry at Clyde Cash, he not only thought it would be a good idea to blackmail him, but used the ''destruction of two skyscrapers full of people after being hit by airliners full of jet fuel and human beings'' as a metaphor for how weak he thought Clyde was. When people got angry, he tried to fix things by turning the WTC towers into cake candles. To the best of anyone's knowledge, Chris was never coaxed or encouraged by an outside source to use the WTC images. He came up with this reprehensible idea all on his own.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:MikesWedding.jpg|thumb|right|Happily forever after.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In January 2010, a fan named Mike Jackson asked Chris for advice, whether he should [[Mailbag 31#If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them|watch porn with his family]] and [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores|buy a prostitute for his son]], Mike Junior, or not. Chris, being such an [[Dating Education|expert]], encouraged him to do so. In the end Mike Jr. ran away with the prostitute, and Mike asked Chris to make a [[YouTube]] video asking his son to come back home. Unfortunately, Chris was under a lot of [[stress]], and could not make the video. Mike Jr. is now married to the prostitute in Las Vegas, and his father died from a sleeping pill overdose. Chris didn't even give a damn about the obituary linked by Mike's wife, and responded to his son's grief and anger with three words: [[Chris and remorse|&amp;quot;I am sorry.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris cares only for himself===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris spends [[monthly tugboat|your tax money]] on luxuries and steals from his parents to buy [[PSN|video games]] he'll never play. He has the basic skills necessary to hold down a job, so long as it didn't require him to do much interacting with other people, and programs exist specifically to find appropriate jobs for the mentally challenged, but Chris hasn't even tried since being fired from [[Wendy's]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Further reinforcing his selfishness and laziness, Chris and his family strongly agree it's better for him to hole up in his room and get paid for doing absolutely nothing than to seek out the challenge of finding gainful employment in the real world. This is based on the (quite possibly untrue) assertion that Chris can earn more on disability than from a job. By taking advantage of the government through vastly exaggerated claims of an easily manageable illness which they refuse to help Chris treat, Chris's parents are assured a steady income in the form of his room-and-board payments, and don't have to worry about Chris getting in trouble with the law [[Chris and the Law|again]] when he has another breakdown in public.&lt;br /&gt;
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But just in case you needed any solid proof of Chris' outright selfishness, it basically came straight from the horse's mouth during his trial. When asked if he understood that he'll be paying his court fees:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote| &amp;quot;Yes. My mother will be taking care of that.&amp;quot;  |[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[This_is_how_the_Trial_went]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} &lt;br /&gt;
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Keep in mind that the money being used to bail him out of [[28 October 2011|a mess that he caused]] is coming out of an ailing old widow's purse while Chris [[Chris and Money|nonchalantly throws his own money away]], as evidenced by his PSN activity mere months later.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris is not a good net citizen===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!|Chris, on reader participation via [[Twitter]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is more concerned with spreading his own version of [[Honest Content|honest truth]] than being a good net citizen. He has adopted the mentality that most spammers have adopted: who cares about things like terms of service and account suspensions and masses of pissed-off people as long as his message gets through? He won't participate in the communities of the sites he posts on. This is not mere ''passivity'' in those communities, which might still be tolerable; he ''deliberately opposes'' such participation. Most people, while not bothering to contribute to communities, would not at least make deliberate efforts to hinder the community. On [[deviantART]], [[YouTube]] and [[Flipnote Hatena]], he disables all comments, probably because he knew he'd not get any praise anyway — yet this ignores the fact that open commenting is part of the nature of these sites and disabling comments should be done only if it's being clearly used for flagrant abuses of the system, like spam and votebotting. He regards YouTube purely as a video publishing venue and not as a tool for engaging in discussion with his &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot;. He created his [[Wikipedia]] user page purely to spread his own message, and did not come to Wikipedia to participate in building an encyclopedia. If the site owners block&amp;lt;!--see talk page--&amp;gt; him, he just comes up with another account or a sockpuppet. The thought of apologizing, getting old accounts reinstated, or the possibility that people who block him might be trying to send him a message never cross his mind.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's behavior on [[CWCipedia]] provides many more examples of his selfish attitude, such as the banner ad crisis in late 2009. He doesn't understand what it ''really'' means that the website is neither hosted nor paid for by him personally, and what sort of things the administration typically does on a website like his. He can't or won't understand simple principles like &amp;quot;webhost's house, webhost's rules,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;beggars can't be choosers,&amp;quot; but instead believes that since the site has his name on it, it should be run according to his every demand.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris will reject your advice===&lt;br /&gt;
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Someone [[White knight emails|carefully explained to Chris why he is a sexist]]. In response, Chris got angry. He is only interested in a guide on how to attract women without first making any changes to himself. Most ridiculous: he denies being [[Obesity|overweight]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Read [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Vivian's AIM chat]]. Vivian actually used to be a counter-troll, and warned Chris several times that [[PandaHalo]] was a troll. Chris fell for PandaHalo anyway. She then tried to talk some damn sense on him over AIM. But Chris proved to be so goddamn stubborn, she actually tossed the towel and became a troll out of spite. In Vivitheg's words: &amp;quot;i've tried for 3 hours now; it's like fighting a wall, i can't beat the wall no matter how hard i try.&amp;quot; Not only has she long since joined the troll ranks, but Chris even began [[Sign Destruction Video|berating and sending threats]] to his biggest white knight ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris will reject your disclosure of the truth===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hanna]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lori Lopez]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Blanca]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[PandaHalo]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite [[Vivitheg]]'s warnings.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vivian Gee E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Robert Simmons V]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JK Productions]] was a troll pretending to be an entire videogame development company, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah May]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah Jackson]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Julie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ivy]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite warnings from the counter-troll that must not be named.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Emily]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kacey]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. She also married [[CChanSonichuCWC|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Father Call|Matthew, Kacey's father]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jackie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. [[February_2012|Twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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See a pattern here? Do you really think he will believe any evidence you send him proving that every fan he has, and pretty much every person he has been in contact with over the past year, is a troll?&lt;br /&gt;
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As of 2012, however, it seems that Chris has done a 180 on this, where, out of sheer paranoia, he believes that [[Megan|anybody]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Fbp10.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and everybody&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Fbp6.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is a troll, even when he has no sane reason to reach that conclusion&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Koreans.PNG&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris's normal life is often weirder than the trolling===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris won't take your advice, so he will fall for trolling. Trolls do weird things and Chris believes almost everything. But even if Chris had no white knights or trolls, his life would still be weird.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's own accomplishments, without any external suggestion or assistance, are sometimes even more jaw-dropping than what the trolls think up. His [[Chris and the Law#Law troubles|previous brushes]] with [[Jerkops|authority figures]] and his [[Attraction Sign|bizarre]] [[Fridays After Five|behavior]] during his outside leisure time are good examples.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris asks for it, and always recovers===&lt;br /&gt;
Hellbent on spreading his version of the truth because he's TRUE and HONEST, Chris cannot realize that his edit warring on Encyclopedia Dramatica was practically a squeal begging for more trolling.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[wiktionary:TMI|TMI]] is a tactic Chris uses that usually leads to him abusing himself. Since Chris insists on revealing the most minute details of his life to everyone he meets, the trolls always get more information to fuel further acts of trolling. White knights cannot stop our hero from being Honest.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris doesn't get embarrassed either. Oh, his nudes and lewd acts are all over the internet? No big deal! [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|All adults do that kind of thing]], so what's the problem?&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris managed to fully recover from the depressing [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] mentioned above (and quite quickly, too) and proceeded to fail even harder for months. Likewise, despite professing great emotional distress, he bounced back from [[CWC is Sad|the loss of Kacey]] in [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a matter of hours]]. He even bounced back after being [[Mumble 9|verbally abused by a room of trolls]], one of whom told him to go kill himself. So what's the problem?&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chriscash.jpg|thumb|right|180px|True, true.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris made himself an outcast===&lt;br /&gt;
High school and college are the places and moments where people are given their first and often only chance to become a functioning part of society. They gave Chris an even greater chance because he's [[autistic]]. They lent him a friendly, caring hand and opened themselves to his friendship, males and females alike. And what did Chris do? He ''refused, by choice,'' to associate with anyone who wasn't female, young, rich, white, and within the Charlottesville area. &lt;br /&gt;
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When [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] gave him a chance to reform his behavior, he kept going with his bullshit, and was rightly kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a full year. What did he learn from that? He learned that Mary Lee Walsh was an evil hag with a personal vendetta against him. He was given ''several'' chances to learn that his [[Attraction sign|loitering and soliciting]] were not appropriate behavior in a public place, and what did he learn? He learned that mall cops are [[Jerkops]], that [[Virginia is for Virgins]], and that his [[Love Quest]] was a matter of him against the world, with the world in the role of the villain. After he was kicked out of The GAMe PLACe (where he was again given more leeway than most people ever would have gotten, out of a sense of misguided pity), he was barred from the last place in Ruckersville that was still open to him, and left with only one place: his home.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, it's too late for Chris. He was given a friendly hand, but he angrily bit it, and that hand will never reach out to him again. He doesn't even belong in his own home anymore. He spends most of his time in exile in his fantasy land of [[CWCville]], the one and only place still open to him, and that place ''doesn't even exist''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Stress]]===&lt;br /&gt;
In order to get close to Chris, white knights have to spend at least as much time and effort as trolls to get up-to-date and to thwart the troll output. They'd probably have to lie and pretend to be a girl or video game designer to even capture his attention. This combined with Chris's usual responses is enough to make any sane non-professional psychologist [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|crash into slumber]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris will not even read your message===&lt;br /&gt;
The spam filter is a powerful innovation of good ol' America Online. Any e-mails sent to his private address will be deleted, probably unread, and any e-mails sent to the [[Mailbag]], if they even get published, will be [[Mailbag 29|given one-word replies and ignored]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===The trolling will not cease===&lt;br /&gt;
Even if white knights get to Chris somehow, there is no endgame in which Chris will be free from trolls before his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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In school, Chris was trolled by his classmates. He was even trolled by one of his [[Joshua Martinez|real life friends]]. In college, he was trolled by friends who grew sick of his bullshit (e.g. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]), and by [[Anna McLerran|girls]] [[Hannah|annoyed]] by his &amp;quot;attraction methods&amp;quot; and rampant, unabashed sexism. If Chris quit the Internet tomorrow, he would still be trolled by a society that refuses to tolerate ignorant man-children flouting its rules.&lt;br /&gt;
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If everyone trying to create his next fake sweetheart suddenly got bored and quit, Chris would unwittingly seek out new trolls to take their place, and we know newfags are more than willing.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Chris isn't assigned a custodian after his parents die, his story will probably end when he falls victim to some con artist who swindles him out of his [[monthly tugboat]] and perhaps his home. If Chris does get assigned a custodian, he will continue his antics until the custodian kicks him out or bans him from the Internet. If the custodian bans Chris from the Internet, that's Chris trolling himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Chris gets institutionalized, he will attract real life trolls at the mental hospital. If Chris does not go into an institution and instead ends up in prison due to [[28 October 2011|circumstances that cannot be foreseen]], he will be trolled there as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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If the entire world reforms and decides to leave Chris alone, his own sense of victimization will override any benefit. Consider that Chris felt persecuted simply by observing [[Jerks|males who had more success than himself]]. He regards legitimate assertions of authority as rank brutality. [[Adam Stackhouse]] managed to upset Chris to a degree that CWC observers rate among the most impressive to date, and he did it without even knowing that Chris existed at the time. Bleak as it is, unless Chris embarks on a program of radical self-improvement and/or learns some humility, and manages against the odds to shake off both his legions of abusers and seamy reputation, he will forever feel like a [[Kick the Autistic|thoroughly-kicked autistic]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===The trolling helps Chris and, indeed, others===&lt;br /&gt;
If Chris were just some random nobody on the Internet, he'd be doing nothing but playing video games and occasionally drawing unsellable comics until his parents died. Then he'd be institutionalized. He'd remain without social skills, a job, success or future.&lt;br /&gt;
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Instead, Chris's antics have become a cultural phenomenon that — without exaggeration — is something extraordinary, unique, and which likely won't be replicated in any shape or form for years to come. Chris has secured his place among such luminaries as the Time Cube Guy and John Titor, and unlike the Time Cube Guy, you can actually comprehend what Chris is saying most of the time. Chris interacting with the world through his websites and YouTube has drawn in a crowd of people who are participating in an unprecedented, continual piece of performance art of a kind that would have been unheard of only a few years ago. He brings entertainment to thousands of people all over the world, an accomplishment that most could never dream of achieving — the kind of thing that would give Dane Cook a stiffy just to consider. His Internet fame is actually a sort of success in its own right, and may bring him further success. There are thousands of people out there that are so fascinated by him that they study his life on a daily basis.&lt;br /&gt;
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One could argue that if Chris eventually &amp;quot;retired&amp;quot; from this comedy act by actually coming to terms with his problems, seeking professional help, and completely reforming (and selling media rights to his life's story to the highest bidder, like all sensible people would do), he could live the rest of his life secure and probably moderately wealthy. The troll audience would give him a standing ovation for entertaining them for as long as he did, and move on to the next piece of tragicomedy brought to us by the emerging Web technologies. We have seen far more messed-up celebrity stories already; Chris's tale is at least quite different from the norm and engaging.&lt;br /&gt;
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What's more, the trolls provide him with an actual social outlet to learn and grow in life. Instead of being an unemployable, fat, virgin bedroom-dweller that nobody has ever heard of, he's an Internet-famous unemployable, fat, virgin bedroom dweller and this by itself increases his chances of getting friends and a girl. He may even end up employed, too, probably appearing in an advertisement or sponging off royalties from any biographical medium, whether it be a book, movie, or TV series. He could become the next William Hung if he put half an ounce of effort into it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, Chris's constant failure at life has inspired [[Autism#Chris and other autistics|hundreds]] to self-improvement. Really, he's accomplishing a pretty good thing here.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris treats &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot; and white knights like crap===&lt;br /&gt;
If you try to white knight him, his response is merely to block you on YouTube, AIM or any other messenger service and never respond. He accuses practically all white knights of being trolls. Quite ironic, isn't it? He screams &amp;quot;I'M STRAIGHT!&amp;quot; when you tell him up front that you're a guy. When you tell him his current &amp;quot;girlfriend&amp;quot; is actually a troll, he'll accuse you of wanting to &amp;quot;break up the relationship for the lulz.&amp;quot; He'll be rude, won't listen and won't read between the lines. He will always bite the hand that feeds him, so you should just let him wallow in his own self loathing.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Whatever.|Send Chris a 400-word, well-reasoned email &amp;amp;mdash; get a [[Mailbag 29#Whatever|1-word reply]] back.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You can go f*** yourself.|[[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|A not-so reasonable reply]] to reasonable criticism.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris doesn't treat his (perceived) fans much better. Even aside from the SonichuIzCool incident mentioned above, Chris has severe problems answering questions from his fans (or trolls who pretend to be positive fans), and will often react in a hostile manner to everything he sees as negative or offensive. His [[Mailbag]] is the most obvious example. He hates being corrected, and tenaciously clings to his misinformed beliefs; his insistence that Asperger's Syndrome and autism are unrelated is a good example of this. When or if he's having a good day and manages to answer questions from fans at all, he often gives them very brief, one or two word answers that do not elaborate on anything, or outright ignore parts of the question. Not only is he terse, he's also slow to act; for example, it [[Brutal Legend Plus|took him three days to realize]] that a [[Brutal Legend|video he uploaded]] was seriously broken. He also promised that [[Sonichu Fan Promo|a spectacular fan creation]] would be officially featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic &amp;amp;mdash; and it ultimately was, ''over a year later''.&lt;br /&gt;
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Most webcomics have a specific schedule that they have decided to follow. Many webcomics fail to live up to them &amp;amp;ndash; some less, some more; some for good reasons, some have no excuse whatsoever. Chris didn't have a set schedule for the comic for the longest time, but then agreed to update the comic on a daily basis, a schedule which even the most well-funded webcomic artists would consider particularly demanding. In February and March 2010, there have been few updates to the comic. When the inevitable complaints about schedule slip started to come, Chris snapped at his fans by saying that inspiration takes its time, forgetting that it was ''he'' who decided daily updates were the way to go. As the &amp;quot;Great Director Chandler&amp;quot;, he could have the power to decide what schedule to follow, but instead, he chose to attack his fans.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris' life would still be a disaster even if the trolls never bothered him===&lt;br /&gt;
As of 2012, Chris is a total human trainwreck, slowly losing the last of his sanity as each day goes by. While the systematic trolling of him throughout the last few years have something to do with his degrading mental state (especially his extreme paranoia and distrust for everyone except his mom and pastor), the fact still remains that his life's horrible state is mainly caused by factors outside of the internet. He would still be a lonely outcast as his poor upbringing gave him such warped views of the world and lead him to engage in such bizarre behavior that he drove away every person he tried to connect with. He would still be living in unsanitary living conditions due to Barb's hoarding and the fact that his house has not been cleaned in the better part of a decade. He would still be banned from all of his favorite hangouts due to his loitering and hostile behavior to other patrons. Also, at the core of it all is how Chris decided that he would be better off living off government handouts while drawing unpublishable comic books in his room instead of getting a job and heading down a career path, which would have been his one-way ticket to escaping the cesspool that is [[14 Branchland Court]] and living a fulfilling life, not unlike that of [[Cole Smithey|his half brother]]. Instead, he decided to remain dependent on his elderly, emotionally disturbed parents; look at how well that worked out for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Examples==&lt;br /&gt;
:''Read: [[White knight emails]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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===White Knights on YouTube===&lt;br /&gt;
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Among the most notable of Chris's white knights was a [[YouTube]] counter-troll who claimed to be a 21 year-old Russian model named Svenka. Via her YouTube account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/hottiee96 hottiee96], she released an inordinate number of screencaps from troll conversations on [[Sonichu IRC]], including private conversations between Chris and [[PandaHalo]]. Also, she released an image of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] who would later steal Chris's first date, [[Emily]]. Were Chris less thick-skulled and even slightly willing to accept irrefutable evidence, Svenka may have made somewhat of a negative impact on the organized trolling effort against Chris, but ultimately she was ineffectual. Svenka also had a unhealthy obsession with the original curator of the [[CWCville Library]], [[User:Shiny_Marshtomp|Arjen Van Dierten.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On 6 [[May 2009]], YouTube user xThexPinchx/NorthxStar7/[http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePinchisDaBomb ThePinchisDaBomb] tried to blackmail major trolls, claiming to have information on them. He was easily called on his bluff by someone who had not trolled Chris at all.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/user/softerthanhardware YouTube]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The Pinch has also threatened [[BlueSpike]] saying he has information from his friends but the thing is '''BLUESPIKE HAS NO FRIENDS'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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====TV Tropes====&lt;br /&gt;
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu The TV Tropes article on ''Sonichu''] used to have a white knight message as the first text of the article, with a link back to this very page. The message is reproduced below:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Hey Chris! If you're reading this: you seriously need to get help from licensed professionals, before the stuff you do [[28 October 2011|gets you thrown in prison]] or forcibly committed. And we're sorry, but you have no real fans - the people you think are your fans are really either trolls or laughing at you behind your back. Every. Last. One. Please listen to us - for once.|- Concerned tropers}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Unfortunately, the editor in question and fails to realize that [[Chris and his ego|their message, while well intentioned, will do absolutely nothing]] and Chris will simply ignore it even if he does [[Mailbag 52|fully read and input it for better development. Thank you for your time.]] The message was later removed due to a shift in policy regarding the article.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
As good as your intentions may be, there is no conceivable way any mortal human alive can reach Chris and change him for the better. Your efforts will unfortunately fail, and he will just brush you aside, seeing no difference between you and the trolls. Nothing short of divine intervention, revelation, or a horrifyingly close brush with death will change him. You would be best to leave him be and find something else to do with your time. All we can do is hope that one of the three aforementioned scenarios happen at some point, [[Chris and religion|though the first two seem highly unlikely]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A-Logging|Alogging]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[White knight emails]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/White_knight White Knighting] article at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Jack's Knight as William Spicer.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Artist's conception. Bad artist, but still.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?|Chris, [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|CWC Music Video ~ &amp;quot;Holding Out For a Hero&amp;quot;]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''White knight''' is a term used to describe someone who goes on the Internet to help or defend someone else on the Internet against other people on the Internet out of pity or compassion. White knighting of Chris is especially prevalent because of the unprecedented amount of abuse he has taken, which in turn is caused by Chris's total inability to heed the white knights in his life.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Counter-trolls''' are those who take Chris's side to spite his legion of [[trolls]]. Some do this because trolling one gullible idiot is less satisfying than trolling trolls, who actually have the ability to understand what is going on. Others have decided that Chris has jumped the shark and are trying to make everyone else leave him alone to put a stop to an old meme. Counter-trolls are not to be confused with [[anti-troll]]s, who fight trolls in order to get closer to Chris and troll him themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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A meta-topic within the broader Chris saga has been the merits of attempting to help Chris stop being such an epic lulzcow, and whether he is deserving of such assistance or even beyond help. The consensus on forums such as the talk page for Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article, /cwc/, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]], and [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] is that Chris's [[racism]], [[Chris and Sex|homophobia]], and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]] make him beneath contempt; and that he has consistently refused to take advice given to him in good faith. White knights and counter-trolls are considered to be wasting everyone's time and trolls have little patience for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Motives==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Pity===&lt;br /&gt;
Following the release of Chris's first [[nudes|nude photos]] and the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] in which he reacted to the loss of his [[medallion]]s and [[Blanca]], many people, including trolls, felt sorry for him. They had not expected it to be possible for him to be trolled so hard or for him to appear so shattered.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Empathy===&lt;br /&gt;
The Internet is full of autistic people, man-children, and self-absorbed morons. Many of them are right here, fascinated with Chris-chan. All of them see something of themselves in him, whether it's his all-consuming need for female companionship or his fervent belief that his homemade comics matter. A lot of white knights have made at least some of the mistakes Chris has made and have since wised up. They think they can help improve Chris by offering the benefit of their experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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BAAAAAAAW! ''[[Kick the Autistic]]'' is a cruel game. Quit it!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Circumstances beyond Chris's control===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris fails to identify people, a possible sign of [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|Prosopagnosia]]. [[BlueSpike|Julie and her brother Max]] used the same voice, and yet Chris couldn't recognize that they were the same person. Pictures of different women were used to depict [[Blanca]], and yet Chris thought they were the same person. Chris believed that pictures of [[Wikipedia:Megan Fox|Megan Fox]] were of [[Wikipedia:Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|Vanessa AIM Chat IX]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In high school, Chris memorized his appearance in the mirror because he had trouble recognizing himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%207/SchuComic8Page24.jpg &amp;quot;...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like...&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Since he probably hasn't &amp;quot;updated&amp;quot; his self-image, this is a possible explanation regarding why he denies being fat.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris cannot &amp;quot;read between the lines&amp;quot; or otherwise interpret subtlety. He interprets ''[[Family Guy]]'' as being against homosexuality.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When two male acquaintances exchanged sarcastic homosexual remarks, Chris concluded that they were gay.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Anecdote by [[Mimms]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===The trolls are even worse people than Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
Another frequently heard line of reasoning is that the trolls have gone way too far, and have demonstrated that they're even worse than Chris, or at least equally pathetic. For example, [[BlueSpike]]'s sadistic abuse of his control over Chris [[BLUESPIKE#Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Troll_War|outraged even trolls]]. And, of course, who really has no life here: Chris, or the people who [[CWCki|obsessively document and debate everything he does]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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===For the sake of Barbara's sanity===&lt;br /&gt;
At this point in time it is safe to say that Chris's remaining parent has been just as fatigued as Chris by the actions of trolls. Some argue that [[Snorlax]] should not have to suffer for his wrongdoings, and therefore think that Chris should be left alone just so she can enjoy the last few years of her life in peace.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Reasons against white knighting==&lt;br /&gt;
===Chris could have ended the trolling whenever he wanted to, but didn't===&lt;br /&gt;
Lets face it, all Chris had to do to end the trolling was to just turn off his computer. If he would have done this small step, this whole debacle would have never happened. The trolls had nothing personal against Chris; They just decided he was a worthy target after reading Sonichu and seeing how he spazzed out at his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica. As soon as he would have quit responding to their provocations and quit posting videos of him tard raging on YouTube, the trolls would have just moved on to someone else. Instead, Chris tried to &amp;quot;fight back&amp;quot; against them, in turn revealing more and more information about himself until the trolls knew all of his contact info and all the details of his life. That was when the trolling went past a point of no return, spilling into Chris' personal life so much that there would be absolutely no way for him to ever disassociate himself from it. Even when he was away from the computer, he found himself subjected to trolling by them calling his cell phone, sending him mail and them following him around in public. While the obsessive trolling of Chris was nothing less than shitty, the fact still remains that Chris was the one who allowed them to have such control over his life thanks to him always overreacting to every little provocation and him handing over all his personal information to them.&lt;br /&gt;
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There is also the theory that Chris does things for trolls to mock him merely for the attention. One video that lends credibility to this is his &amp;quot;Walla Walla Walla&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGAMM1k5nGs&amp;amp;feature=plcp]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; video, where he says, &amp;quot;CWCvilleLibrary didn't upload it so I'm hosting it here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris lacks empathy himself===&lt;br /&gt;
:''See also: [[Chris and death]] and [[Chris and his Ego]].''&lt;br /&gt;
Chris cannot put himself in your shoes or accept that you have been where he is. He has no &amp;quot;theory of mind&amp;quot;: if you used to be as shy around women as he is today, in his mind the fact that you aren't shy anymore makes your experience inapplicable to his situation. To Chris, the fact you got over it and he hasn't yet makes the two cases entirely different. He doesn't want to solve his problems by trying what worked for you, he only wants you to pity him for having problems, until he magically dreams up [[Dating education|his own solution]].&lt;br /&gt;
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:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''RocketFox:''' My father died of liver cancer and cirrohosis a day ago ;~; he drank a ton and it hurt him - I'm only 11 and I dunno what to do ;~;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' RocketFox, you will soon recover from your father's accident, I guess it is; DO NOT DRINK Alcohol yourself; STAY OFF THAT JUNK.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's interpretation of the death of RocketFox's dad as an accident shows that he didn't even bother to look up what cirrhosis is. Immediately afterward, he started talking about a sexy dance.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's reactions to suicide are very telling. After [[Ryan Cash]] died because of Chris, Chris marveled at how much power he had right after he tried to publicly console [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When [[Sarah May]] attempted suicide because of Chris, his reasons for her to stay alive were &amp;quot;I'd feel terrible&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;I'd just cry.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris broke up with [[Ivy]], he somehow concocted, in his head, an assumption that she had committed suicide. Even after having lost so many dear friends to suicide, he still had no problems telling Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] to [[death threats|kill themselves]]. Many people who have had to deal with suicidal people or have lost relatives and friends due to suicides themselves might not exactly find this amusing.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Common_Questions#22_February_2010|22 February 2010]] edition of the [[CWCipedia]]'s &amp;quot;Common Questions&amp;quot;, Chris listed the top ten worst things to have ever happened to him. The deaths of &amp;quot;two True and Good Women who [he] had friendships with,&amp;quot; [[PandaHalo]] and [[Sarah Jackson]], ranked seventh. Those tragic events ranked below getting banned from a game store, finding out two people from said store were posting info about him on ED, and having his personal websites hacked.&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Twin Falling Towers|1 November 2009]], Chris made a video involving Clyde being as &amp;quot;weak as the Twin Towers&amp;quot; and used his mouse cursor as a plane flying into them.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Twin Falling Towers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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When Rashid Ali Abdul, an Iranian [[fan]], told him that her country's religious authorities sentenced her to death by beheading for reading ''Sonichu'', Chris said that he was sorry and that the situation was &amp;quot;pitiful&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 8|Mailbag #8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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While some of this can be attributed to Chris's [[autism]], a condition that often results in a lack of empathy, most autistics can at least learn how to express empathy through a combination of carefully reading the emotions of others and thinking about how a situation affects other people. Chris refuses to seek serious counseling or psychiatric help for this sort of thing. However, due to [[28 October 2011|his current run-in with the law]], he will now be forced to seek professional help or he faces jail time.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Autism does not excuse a terrible person===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris knows he has trouble understanding non-verbal social cues due to his autism,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Quizzes#Autism Quiz]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and yet he still jumps the gun on interpreting other people's intentions all the time.&lt;br /&gt;
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Autism, in and of itself, does not create a failure as massive as Chris-Chan. A majority of autistics manage to get psychiatric help for their problem and/or are able to develop social and emotional skills so they can cope with their disability and lead rewarding and rich lives. Yet while Chris acknowledges he has a problem, he refuses to do anything more than see the [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] at his church, who is not a professional trained in the treatment of autism spectrum disorders.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vivian's AIM chat]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, due to the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris must now seek psychiatric help or he faces jail time. While this may help him become more humane, [[Chris and his Ego|experience]] suggests that any impact will be minimal at best unless Chris cooperates.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is fully capable of understanding the consequences of his actions. He has a sense of morality (even if he often ignores it in favor of his own selfish interests). He would be (and has been) held accountable for his own actions in a court of law (and rightfully so). The fact he is a racist, a homophobe, and a chauvinist have nothing to do with his autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris is beyond pity===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's mood is all over the place, even between videos posted shortly after each other. &amp;quot;[[Happy Sonichu Day|Thank you for your support]]&amp;quot;... &amp;quot;[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|Goddamn womanizing raping trollin' stupid pickle-suited n&amp;amp;mdash;!]]&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is capable of doing some very bad things when provoked, which is a quite understandable (if not acceptable) response to trolling. However, &amp;quot;provocation&amp;quot; in this case doesn't necessarily mean harassment or trolling. Merely disagreeing with Chris or asking him why he does what he does can provoke an attack, up to and including threats of violence and death. When Chris is annoyed, frustrated, or overcome by desire or lust, he's capable of doing [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|''nasty'']] [[Death threats|things]]. Moreover, when Chris loses it, he doesn't think of the consequences of his actions at all, and his expressions of outrage are completely out of proportion to the provocation — often more outrageous in themselves than whatever the trolls did.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|insulted little kids]] during card games and scared some of them away from visiting [[The GAMe PLACe]]. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], who frequented The GAMe PLACe and knew Chris in real life years before he was discovered by the Internet, couldn't list any redeeming qualities he possessed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris sexually harassed a [[Megan|woman]] in real life. Megan made it explicitly clear to him that his physical contact and comments to her were unacceptable, but he continued anyway, convinced that eventually she would learn to love being molested by a mentally ill man-child and become his [[Sweethearts|Sweetheart From The Ground-Up]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After Megan yelled at Chris for uploading [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingerbanging her]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], he did not apologize,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Megan Saga&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Megan Saga]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but rather explained to her (in a terribly [[naïve]] way) how a handjob works, under the misguided assumption that she merely was upset because she didn't recognize the sex act being performed, or in the hope that she would rationalize what he did on this basis. He then had the nerve to say to her, &amp;quot;I am hurting SOOOOO MUCH MORE than you can be.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Megan Saga&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; Why? Not because of the picture, but because the trolls were being mean to him. Yes, [[Chris and his ego|''him'']]. Based on [[List of Chris's ED edits|his ED edits]], he was more concerned with people thinking he was fingering his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|imaginary twin sister]] than he was with defending Megan's honor. Years later, Chris would even go so far as to totally demonize Megan for rejecting his 'good intentions', posting her address up on his [[Facebook]] profile in the hopes that trolls would find it and punish her for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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After each of his online relationships ends, Chris starts looking for a new [[sweetheart]] right away, ''even if she died''. No matter the setback, his ego keeps getting bigger.&lt;br /&gt;
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In mid-July 2009, he addressed a person named [[The July 10th Messages|&amp;quot;SonichuIzCool&amp;quot;]] on YouTube. SonichuIzCool was (''is'') probably the only genuine fan of ''Sonichu'' discovered to date, someone who tried to defend Chris and his comic. She was also genuinely mentally retarded. In his YouTube message, Chris called her &amp;quot;naïve and [[slow in the mind]].&amp;quot; He told her she had to &amp;quot;come out where [he] can meet [her].&amp;quot; Another side of this incident is that his YouTube account had been recently hacked, and he had managed to recover it this time, thus avoiding all of the nasty evil damage the trolls ''might'' have caused. After he posted this video, though, he got his account suspended due to ''his own actions''.&lt;br /&gt;
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In early November 2009, in his attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash, Chris went so far as to mock the terrorist attacks of the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]] on 9/11. When feeling angry at Clyde Cash, he not only thought it would be a good idea to blackmail him, but used the ''destruction of two skyscrapers full of people after being hit by airliners full of jet fuel and human beings'' as a metaphor for how weak he thought Clyde was. When people got angry, he tried to fix things by turning the WTC towers into cake candles. To the best of anyone's knowledge, Chris was never coaxed or encouraged by an outside source to use the WTC images. He came up with this reprehensible idea all on his own.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:MikesWedding.jpg|thumb|right|Happily forever after.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In January 2010, a fan named Mike Jackson asked Chris for advice, whether he should [[Mailbag 31#If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them|watch porn with his family]] and [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores|buy a prostitute for his son]], Mike Junior, or not. Chris, being such an [[Dating Education|expert]], encouraged him to do so. In the end Mike Jr. ran away with the prostitute, and Mike asked Chris to make a [[YouTube]] video asking his son to come back home. Unfortunately, Chris was under a lot of [[stress]], and could not make the video. Mike Jr. is now married to the prostitute in Las Vegas, and his father died from a sleeping pill overdose. Chris didn't even give a damn about the obituary linked by Mike's wife, and responded to his son's grief and anger with three words: [[Chris and remorse|&amp;quot;I am sorry.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris cares only for himself===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris spends [[monthly tugboat|your tax money]] on luxuries and steals from his parents to buy [[PSN|video games]] he'll never play. He has the basic skills necessary to hold down a job, so long as it didn't require him to do much interacting with other people, and programs exist specifically to find appropriate jobs for the mentally challenged, but Chris hasn't even tried since being fired from [[Wendy's]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Further reinforcing his selfishness and laziness, Chris and his family strongly agree it's better for him to hole up in his room and get paid for doing absolutely nothing than to seek out the challenge of finding gainful employment in the real world. This is based on the (quite possibly untrue) assertion that Chris can earn more on disability than from a job. By taking advantage of the government through vastly exaggerated claims of an easily manageable illness which they refuse to help Chris treat, Chris's parents are assured a steady income in the form of his room-and-board payments, and don't have to worry about Chris getting in trouble with the law [[Chris and the Law|again]] when he has another breakdown in public.&lt;br /&gt;
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But just in case you needed any solid proof of Chris' outright selfishness, it basically came straight from the horse's mouth during his trial. When asked if he understood that he'll be paying his court fees:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote| &amp;quot;Yes. My mother will be taking care of that.&amp;quot;  |[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[This_is_how_the_Trial_went]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} &lt;br /&gt;
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Keep in mind that the money being used to bail him out of [[28 October 2011|a mess that he caused]] is coming out of an ailing old widow's purse while Chris [[Chris and Money|nonchalantly throws his own money away]], as evidenced by his PSN activity mere months later.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris is not a good net citizen===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!|Chris, on reader participation via [[Twitter]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is more concerned with spreading his own version of [[Honest Content|honest truth]] than being a good net citizen. He has adopted the mentality that most spammers have adopted: who cares about things like terms of service and account suspensions and masses of pissed-off people as long as his message gets through? He won't participate in the communities of the sites he posts on. This is not mere ''passivity'' in those communities, which might still be tolerable; he ''deliberately opposes'' such participation. Most people, while not bothering to contribute to communities, would not at least make deliberate efforts to hinder the community. On [[deviantART]], [[YouTube]] and [[Flipnote Hatena]], he disables all comments, probably because he knew he'd not get any praise anyway — yet this ignores the fact that open commenting is part of the nature of these sites and disabling comments should be done only if it's being clearly used for flagrant abuses of the system, like spam and votebotting. He regards YouTube purely as a video publishing venue and not as a tool for engaging in discussion with his &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot;. He created his [[Wikipedia]] user page purely to spread his own message, and did not come to Wikipedia to participate in building an encyclopedia. If the site owners block&amp;lt;!--see talk page--&amp;gt; him, he just comes up with another account or a sockpuppet. The thought of apologizing, getting old accounts reinstated, or the possibility that people who block him might be trying to send him a message never cross his mind.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's behavior on [[CWCipedia]] provides many more examples of his selfish attitude, such as the banner ad crisis in late 2009. He doesn't understand what it ''really'' means that the website is neither hosted nor paid for by him personally, and what sort of things the administration typically does on a website like his. He can't or won't understand simple principles like &amp;quot;webhost's house, webhost's rules,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;beggars can't be choosers,&amp;quot; but instead believes that since the site has his name on it, it should be run according to his every demand.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris will reject your advice===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0231-MrsSanfordsWiseWords.jpg|thumb|right|What are you going to tell Chris that his [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|favorite teacher]] didn't tell him 15 years ago?]]&lt;br /&gt;
Someone [[White knight emails|carefully explained to Chris why he is a sexist]]. In response, Chris got angry. He is only interested in a guide on how to attract women without first making any changes to himself. Most ridiculous: he denies being [[Obesity|overweight]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Read [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Vivian's AIM chat]]. Vivian actually used to be a counter-troll, and warned Chris several times that [[PandaHalo]] was a troll. Chris fell for PandaHalo anyway. She then tried to talk some damn sense on him over AIM. But Chris proved to be so goddamn stubborn, she actually tossed the towel and became a troll out of spite. In Vivitheg's words: &amp;quot;i've tried for 3 hours now; it's like fighting a wall, i can't beat the wall no matter how hard i try.&amp;quot; Not only has she long since joined the troll ranks, but Chris even began [[Sign Destruction Video|berating and sending threats]] to his biggest white knight ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris will reject your disclosure of the truth===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hanna]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lori Lopez]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Blanca]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[PandaHalo]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite [[Vivitheg]]'s warnings.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vivian Gee E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Robert Simmons V]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JK Productions]] was a troll pretending to be an entire videogame development company, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah May]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah Jackson]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Julie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ivy]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite warnings from the counter-troll that must not be named.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Emily]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kacey]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. She also married [[CChanSonichuCWC|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Father Call|Matthew, Kacey's father]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jackie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. [[February_2012|Twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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See a pattern here? Do you really think he will believe any evidence you send him proving that every fan he has, and pretty much every person he has been in contact with over the past year, is a troll?&lt;br /&gt;
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As of 2012, however, it seems that Chris has done a 180 on this, where, out of sheer paranoia, he believes that [[Megan|anybody]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Fbp10.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and everybody&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Fbp6.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is a troll, even when he has no sane reason to reach that conclusion&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Koreans.PNG&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris's normal life is often weirder than the trolling===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris won't take your advice, so he will fall for trolling. Trolls do weird things and Chris believes almost everything. But even if Chris had no white knights or trolls, his life would still be weird.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's own accomplishments, without any external suggestion or assistance, are sometimes even more jaw-dropping than what the trolls think up. His [[Chris and the Law#Law troubles|previous brushes]] with [[Jerkops|authority figures]] and his [[Attraction Sign|bizarre]] [[Fridays After Five|behavior]] during his outside leisure time are good examples.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris asks for it, and always recovers===&lt;br /&gt;
Hellbent on spreading his version of the truth because he's TRUE and HONEST, Chris cannot realize that his edit warring on Encyclopedia Dramatica was practically a squeal begging for more trolling.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[wiktionary:TMI|TMI]] is a tactic Chris uses that usually leads to him abusing himself. Since Chris insists on revealing the most minute details of his life to everyone he meets, the trolls always get more information to fuel further acts of trolling. White knights cannot stop our hero from being Honest.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris doesn't get embarrassed either. Oh, his nudes and lewd acts are all over the internet? No big deal! [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|All adults do that kind of thing]], so what's the problem?&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris managed to fully recover from the depressing [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] mentioned above (and quite quickly, too) and proceeded to fail even harder for months. Likewise, despite professing great emotional distress, he bounced back from [[CWC is Sad|the loss of Kacey]] in [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a matter of hours]]. He even bounced back after being [[Mumble 9|verbally abused by a room of trolls]], one of whom told him to go kill himself. So what's the problem?&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chriscash.jpg|thumb|right|180px|True, true.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris made himself an outcast===&lt;br /&gt;
High school and college are the places and moments where people are given their first and often only chance to become a functioning part of society. They gave Chris an even greater chance because he's [[autistic]]. They lent him a friendly, caring hand and opened themselves to his friendship, males and females alike. And what did Chris do? He ''refused, by choice,'' to associate with anyone who wasn't female, young, rich, white, and within the Charlottesville area. &lt;br /&gt;
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When [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] gave him a chance to reform his behavior, he kept going with his bullshit, and was rightly kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a full year. What did he learn from that? He learned that Mary Lee Walsh was an evil hag with a personal vendetta against him. He was given ''several'' chances to learn that his [[Attraction sign|loitering and soliciting]] were not appropriate behavior in a public place, and what did he learn? He learned that mall cops are [[Jerkops]], that [[Virginia is for Virgins]], and that his [[Love Quest]] was a matter of him against the world, with the world in the role of the villain. After he was kicked out of The GAMe PLACe (where he was again given more leeway than most people ever would have gotten, out of a sense of misguided pity), he was barred from the last place in Ruckersville that was still open to him, and left with only one place: his home.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, it's too late for Chris. He was given a friendly hand, but he angrily bit it, and that hand will never reach out to him again. He doesn't even belong in his own home anymore. He spends most of his time in exile in his fantasy land of [[CWCville]], the one and only place still open to him, and that place ''doesn't even exist''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Stress]]===&lt;br /&gt;
In order to get close to Chris, white knights have to spend at least as much time and effort as trolls to get up-to-date and to thwart the troll output. They'd probably have to lie and pretend to be a girl or video game designer to even capture his attention. This combined with Chris's usual responses is enough to make any sane non-professional psychologist [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|crash into slumber]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris will not even read your message===&lt;br /&gt;
The spam filter is a powerful innovation of good ol' America Online. Any e-mails sent to his private address will be deleted, probably unread, and any e-mails sent to the [[Mailbag]], if they even get published, will be [[Mailbag 29|given one-word replies and ignored]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===The trolling will not cease===&lt;br /&gt;
Even if white knights get to Chris somehow, there is no endgame in which Chris will be free from trolls before his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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In school, Chris was trolled by his classmates. He was even trolled by one of his [[Joshua Martinez|real life friends]]. In college, he was trolled by friends who grew sick of his bullshit (e.g. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]), and by [[Anna McLerran|girls]] [[Hannah|annoyed]] by his &amp;quot;attraction methods&amp;quot; and rampant, unabashed sexism. If Chris quit the Internet tomorrow, he would still be trolled by a society that refuses to tolerate ignorant man-children flouting its rules.&lt;br /&gt;
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If everyone trying to create his next fake sweetheart suddenly got bored and quit, Chris would unwittingly seek out new trolls to take their place, and we know newfags are more than willing.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Chris isn't assigned a custodian after his parents die, his story will probably end when he falls victim to some con artist who swindles him out of his [[monthly tugboat]] and perhaps his home. If Chris does get assigned a custodian, he will continue his antics until the custodian kicks him out or bans him from the Internet. If the custodian bans Chris from the Internet, that's Chris trolling himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Chris gets institutionalized, he will attract real life trolls at the mental hospital. If Chris does not go into an institution and instead ends up in prison due to [[28 October 2011|circumstances that cannot be foreseen]], he will be trolled there as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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If the entire world reforms and decides to leave Chris alone, his own sense of victimization will override any benefit. Consider that Chris felt persecuted simply by observing [[Jerks|males who had more success than himself]]. He regards legitimate assertions of authority as rank brutality. [[Adam Stackhouse]] managed to upset Chris to a degree that CWC observers rate among the most impressive to date, and he did it without even knowing that Chris existed at the time. Bleak as it is, unless Chris embarks on a program of radical self-improvement and/or learns some humility, and manages against the odds to shake off both his legions of abusers and seamy reputation, he will forever feel like a [[Kick the Autistic|thoroughly-kicked autistic]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===The trolling helps Chris and, indeed, others===&lt;br /&gt;
If Chris were just some random nobody on the Internet, he'd be doing nothing but playing video games and occasionally drawing unsellable comics until his parents died. Then he'd be institutionalized. He'd remain without social skills, a job, success or future.&lt;br /&gt;
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Instead, Chris's antics have become a cultural phenomenon that — without exaggeration — is something extraordinary, unique, and which likely won't be replicated in any shape or form for years to come. Chris has secured his place among such luminaries as the Time Cube Guy and John Titor, and unlike the Time Cube Guy, you can actually comprehend what Chris is saying most of the time. Chris interacting with the world through his websites and YouTube has drawn in a crowd of people who are participating in an unprecedented, continual piece of performance art of a kind that would have been unheard of only a few years ago. He brings entertainment to thousands of people all over the world, an accomplishment that most could never dream of achieving — the kind of thing that would give Dane Cook a stiffy just to consider. His Internet fame is actually a sort of success in its own right, and may bring him further success. There are thousands of people out there that are so fascinated by him that they study his life on a daily basis.&lt;br /&gt;
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One could argue that if Chris eventually &amp;quot;retired&amp;quot; from this comedy act by actually coming to terms with his problems, seeking professional help, and completely reforming (and selling media rights to his life's story to the highest bidder, like all sensible people would do), he could live the rest of his life secure and probably moderately wealthy. The troll audience would give him a standing ovation for entertaining them for as long as he did, and move on to the next piece of tragicomedy brought to us by the emerging Web technologies. We have seen far more messed-up celebrity stories already; Chris's tale is at least quite different from the norm and engaging.&lt;br /&gt;
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What's more, the trolls provide him with an actual social outlet to learn and grow in life. Instead of being an unemployable, fat, virgin bedroom-dweller that nobody has ever heard of, he's an Internet-famous unemployable, fat, virgin bedroom dweller and this by itself increases his chances of getting friends and a girl. He may even end up employed, too, probably appearing in an advertisement or sponging off royalties from any biographical medium, whether it be a book, movie, or TV series. He could become the next William Hung if he put half an ounce of effort into it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, Chris's constant failure at life has inspired [[Autism#Chris and other autistics|hundreds]] to self-improvement. Really, he's accomplishing a pretty good thing here.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris treats &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot; and white knights like crap===&lt;br /&gt;
If you try to white knight him, his response is merely to block you on YouTube, AIM or any other messenger service and never respond. He accuses practically all white knights of being trolls. Quite ironic, isn't it? He screams &amp;quot;I'M STRAIGHT!&amp;quot; when you tell him up front that you're a guy. When you tell him his current &amp;quot;girlfriend&amp;quot; is actually a troll, he'll accuse you of wanting to &amp;quot;break up the relationship for the lulz.&amp;quot; He'll be rude, won't listen and won't read between the lines. He will always bite the hand that feeds him, so you should just let him wallow in his own self loathing.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Whatever.|Send Chris a 400-word, well-reasoned email &amp;amp;mdash; get a [[Mailbag 29#Whatever|1-word reply]] back.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You can go f*** yourself.|[[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|A not-so reasonable reply]] to reasonable criticism.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris doesn't treat his (perceived) fans much better. Even aside from the SonichuIzCool incident mentioned above, Chris has severe problems answering questions from his fans (or trolls who pretend to be positive fans), and will often react in a hostile manner to everything he sees as negative or offensive. His [[Mailbag]] is the most obvious example. He hates being corrected, and tenaciously clings to his misinformed beliefs; his insistence that Asperger's Syndrome and autism are unrelated is a good example of this. When or if he's having a good day and manages to answer questions from fans at all, he often gives them very brief, one or two word answers that do not elaborate on anything, or outright ignore parts of the question. Not only is he terse, he's also slow to act; for example, it [[Brutal Legend Plus|took him three days to realize]] that a [[Brutal Legend|video he uploaded]] was seriously broken. He also promised that [[Sonichu Fan Promo|a spectacular fan creation]] would be officially featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic &amp;amp;mdash; and it ultimately was, ''over a year later''.&lt;br /&gt;
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Most webcomics have a specific schedule that they have decided to follow. Many webcomics fail to live up to them &amp;amp;ndash; some less, some more; some for good reasons, some have no excuse whatsoever. Chris didn't have a set schedule for the comic for the longest time, but then agreed to update the comic on a daily basis, a schedule which even the most well-funded webcomic artists would consider particularly demanding. In February and March 2010, there have been few updates to the comic. When the inevitable complaints about schedule slip started to come, Chris snapped at his fans by saying that inspiration takes its time, forgetting that it was ''he'' who decided daily updates were the way to go. As the &amp;quot;Great Director Chandler&amp;quot;, he could have the power to decide what schedule to follow, but instead, he chose to attack his fans.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris' life would still be a disaster even if the trolls never bothered him===&lt;br /&gt;
As of 2012, Chris is a total human trainwreck, slowly losing the last of his sanity as each day goes by. While the systematic trolling of him throughout the last few years have something to do with his degrading mental state (especially his extreme paranoia and distrust for everyone except his mom and pastor), the fact still remains that his life's horrible state is mainly caused by factors outside of the internet. He would still be a lonely outcast as his poor upbringing gave him such warped views of the world and lead him to engage in such bizarre behavior that he drove away every person he tried to connect with. He would still be living in unsanitary living conditions due to Barb's hoarding and the fact that his house has not been cleaned in the better part of a decade. He would still be banned from all of his favorite hangouts due to his loitering and hostile behavior to other patrons. Also, at the core of it all is how Chris decided that he would be better off living off government handouts while drawing unpublishable comic books in his room instead of getting a job and heading down a career path, which would have been his one-way ticket to escaping the cesspool that is [[14 Branchland Court]] and living a fulfilling life, not unlike that of [[Cole Smithey|his half brother]]. Instead, he decided to remain dependent on his elderly, emotionally disturbed parents; look at how well that worked out for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Examples==&lt;br /&gt;
:''Read: [[White knight emails]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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===White Knights on YouTube===&lt;br /&gt;
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Among the most notable of Chris's white knights was a [[YouTube]] counter-troll who claimed to be a 21 year-old Russian model named Svenka. Via her YouTube account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/hottiee96 hottiee96], she released an inordinate number of screencaps from troll conversations on [[Sonichu IRC]], including private conversations between Chris and [[PandaHalo]]. Also, she released an image of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] who would later steal Chris's first date, [[Emily]]. Were Chris less thick-skulled and even slightly willing to accept irrefutable evidence, Svenka may have made somewhat of a negative impact on the organized trolling effort against Chris, but ultimately she was ineffectual. Svenka also had a unhealthy obsession with the original curator of the [[CWCville Library]], Arjen Van Dierten.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 6 [[May 2009]], YouTube user xThexPinchx/NorthxStar7/[http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePinchisDaBomb ThePinchisDaBomb] tried to blackmail major trolls, claiming to have information on them. He was easily called on his bluff by someone who had not trolled Chris at all.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/user/softerthanhardware YouTube]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The Pinch has also threatened [[BlueSpike]] saying he has information from his friends but the thing is '''BLUESPIKE HAS NO FRIENDS'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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====TV Tropes====&lt;br /&gt;
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu The TV Tropes article on ''Sonichu''] used to have a white knight message as the first text of the article, with a link back to this very page. The message is reproduced below:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Hey Chris! If you're reading this: you seriously need to get help from licensed professionals, before the stuff you do [[28 October 2011|gets you thrown in prison]] or forcibly committed. And we're sorry, but you have no real fans - the people you think are your fans are really either trolls or laughing at you behind your back. Every. Last. One. Please listen to us - for once.|- Concerned tropers}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Unfortunately, the editor in question and fails to realize that [[Chris and his ego|their message, while well intentioned, will do absolutely nothing]] and Chris will simply ignore it even if he does [[Mailbag 52|fully read and input it for better development. Thank you for your time.]] The message was later removed due to a shift in policy regarding the article.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
As good as your intentions may be, there is no conceivable way any mortal human alive can reach Chris and change him for the better. Your efforts will unfortunately fail, and he will just brush you aside, seeing no difference between you and the trolls. Nothing short of divine intervention, revelation, or a horrifyingly close brush with death will change him. You would be best to leave him be and find something else to do with your time. All we can do is hope that one of the three aforementioned scenarios happen at some point, [[Chris and religion|though the first two seem highly unlikely]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A-Logging|Alogging]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[White knight emails]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/White_knight White Knighting] article at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?|Chris, [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|CWC Music Video ~ &amp;quot;Holding Out For a Hero&amp;quot;]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''White knight''' is a term used to describe someone who goes on the Internet to help or defend someone else on the Internet against other people on the Internet out of pity or compassion. White knighting of Chris is especially prevalent because of the unprecedented amount of abuse he has taken, which in turn is caused by Chris's total inability to heed the white knights in his life.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Counter-trolls''' are those who take Chris's side to spite his legion of [[trolls]]. Some do this because trolling one gullible idiot is less satisfying than trolling trolls, who actually have the ability to understand what is going on. Others have decided that Chris has jumped the shark and are trying to make everyone else leave him alone to put a stop to an old meme. Counter-trolls are not to be confused with [[anti-troll]]s, who fight trolls in order to get closer to Chris and troll him themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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A meta-topic within the broader Chris saga has been the merits of attempting to help Chris stop being such an epic lulzcow, and whether he is deserving of such assistance or even beyond help. The consensus on forums such as the talk page for Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article, /cwc/, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]], and [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] is that Chris's [[racism]], [[Chris and Sex|homophobia]], and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]] make him beneath contempt; and that he has consistently refused to take advice given to him in good faith. White knights and counter-trolls are considered to be wasting everyone's time and trolls have little patience for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Motives==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Pity===&lt;br /&gt;
Following the release of Chris's first [[nudes|nude photos]] and the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] in which he reacted to the loss of his [[medallion]]s and [[Blanca]], many people, including trolls, felt sorry for him. They had not expected it to be possible for him to be trolled so hard or for him to appear so shattered.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Empathy===&lt;br /&gt;
The Internet is full of autistic people, man-children, and self-absorbed morons. Many of them are right here, fascinated with Chris-chan. All of them see something of themselves in him, whether it's his all-consuming need for female companionship or his fervent belief that his homemade comics matter. A lot of white knights have made at least some of the mistakes Chris has made and have since wised up. They think they can help improve Chris by offering the benefit of their experience. &lt;br /&gt;
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BAAAAAAAW! ''[[Kick the Autistic]]'' is a cruel game. Quit it!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Circumstances beyond Chris's control===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris fails to identify people, a possible sign of [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|Prosopagnosia]]. [[BlueSpike|Julie and her brother Max]] used the same voice, and yet Chris couldn't recognize that they were the same person. Pictures of different women were used to depict [[Blanca]], and yet Chris thought they were the same person. Chris believed that pictures of [[Wikipedia:Megan Fox|Megan Fox]] were of [[Wikipedia:Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|Vanessa AIM Chat IX]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In high school, Chris memorized his appearance in the mirror because he had trouble recognizing himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%207/SchuComic8Page24.jpg &amp;quot;...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like...&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Since he probably hasn't &amp;quot;updated&amp;quot; his self-image, this is a possible explanation regarding why he denies being fat.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris cannot &amp;quot;read between the lines&amp;quot; or otherwise interpret subtlety. He interprets ''[[Family Guy]]'' as being against homosexuality.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When two male acquaintances exchanged sarcastic homosexual remarks, Chris concluded that they were gay.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Anecdote by [[Mimms]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===The trolls are even worse people than Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
Another frequently heard line of reasoning is that the trolls have gone way too far, and have demonstrated that they're even worse than Chris, or at least equally pathetic. For example, [[BlueSpike]]'s sadistic abuse of his control over Chris [[BLUESPIKE#Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Troll_War|outraged even trolls]]. And, of course, who really has no life here: Chris, or the people who [[CWCki|obsessively document and debate everything he does]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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===For the sake of Barbara's sanity===&lt;br /&gt;
At this point in time it is safe to say that Chris's remaining parent has been just as fatigued as Chris by the actions of trolls. Some argue that [[Snorlax]] should not have to suffer for his wrongdoings, and therefore think that Chris should be left alone just so she can enjoy the last few years of her life in peace.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Reasons against white knighting==&lt;br /&gt;
===Chris could have ended the trolling whenever he wanted to, but didn't===&lt;br /&gt;
Lets face it, all Chris had to do to end the trolling was to just turn off his computer. If he would have done this small step, this whole debacle would have never happened. The trolls had nothing personal against Chris; They just decided he was a worthy target after reading Sonichu and seeing how he spazzed out at his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica. As soon as he would have quit responding to their provocations and quit posting videos of him tard raging on YouTube, the trolls would have just moved on to someone else. Instead, Chris tried to &amp;quot;fight back&amp;quot; against them, in turn revealing more and more information about himself until the trolls knew all of his contact info and all the details of his life. That was when the trolling went past a point of no return, spilling into Chris' personal life so much that there would be absolutely no way for him to ever disassociate himself from it. Even when he was away from the computer, he found himself subjected to trolling by them calling his cell phone, sending him mail and them following him around in public. While the obsessive trolling of Chris was nothing less than shitty, the fact still remains that Chris was the one who allowed them to have such control over his life thanks to him always overreacting to every little provocation and him handing over all his personal information to them.&lt;br /&gt;
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There is also the theory that Chris does things for trolls to mock him merely for the attention. One video that lends credibility to this is his &amp;quot;Walla Walla Walla&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGAMM1k5nGs&amp;amp;feature=plcp]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; video, where he says, &amp;quot;CWCvilleLibrary didn't upload it so I'm hosting it here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris lacks empathy himself===&lt;br /&gt;
:''See also: [[Chris and death]] and [[Chris and his Ego]].''&lt;br /&gt;
Chris cannot put himself in your shoes or accept that you have been where he is. He has no &amp;quot;theory of mind&amp;quot;: if you used to be as shy around women as he is today, in his mind the fact that you aren't shy anymore makes your experience inapplicable to his situation. To Chris, the fact you got over it and he hasn't yet makes the two cases entirely different. He doesn't want to solve his problems by trying what worked for you, he only wants you to pity him for having problems, until he magically dreams up [[Dating education|his own solution]].&lt;br /&gt;
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:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''RocketFox:''' My father died of liver cancer and cirrohosis a day ago ;~; he drank a ton and it hurt him - I'm only 11 and I dunno what to do ;~;&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' RocketFox, you will soon recover from your father's accident, I guess it is; DO NOT DRINK Alcohol yourself; STAY OFF THAT JUNK.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's interpretation of the death of RocketFox's dad as an accident shows that he didn't even bother to look up what cirrhosis is. Immediately afterward, he started talking about a sexy dance.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's reactions to suicide are very telling. After [[Ryan Cash]] died because of Chris, Chris marveled at how much power he had right after he tried to publicly console [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When [[Sarah May]] attempted suicide because of Chris, his reasons for her to stay alive were &amp;quot;I'd feel terrible&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;I'd just cry.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris broke up with [[Ivy]], he somehow concocted, in his head, an assumption that she had committed suicide. Even after having lost so many dear friends to suicide, he still had no problems telling Clyde and [[Jack Thaddeus]] to [[death threats|kill themselves]]. Many people who have had to deal with suicidal people or have lost relatives and friends due to suicides themselves might not exactly find this amusing.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Common_Questions#22_February_2010|22 February 2010]] edition of the [[CWCipedia]]'s &amp;quot;Common Questions&amp;quot;, Chris listed the top ten worst things to have ever happened to him. The deaths of &amp;quot;two True and Good Women who [he] had friendships with,&amp;quot; [[PandaHalo]] and [[Sarah Jackson]], ranked seventh. Those tragic events ranked below getting banned from a game store, finding out two people from said store were posting info about him on ED, and having his personal websites hacked.&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Twin Falling Towers|1 November 2009]], Chris made a video involving Clyde being as &amp;quot;weak as the Twin Towers&amp;quot; and used his mouse cursor as a plane flying into them.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Twin Falling Towers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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When Rashid Ali Abdul, an Iranian [[fan]], told him that her country's religious authorities sentenced her to death by beheading for reading ''Sonichu'', Chris said that he was sorry and that the situation was &amp;quot;pitiful&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 8|Mailbag #8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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While some of this can be attributed to Chris's [[autism]], a condition that often results in a lack of empathy, most autistics can at least learn how to express empathy through a combination of carefully reading the emotions of others and thinking about how a situation affects other people. Chris refuses to seek serious counseling or psychiatric help for this sort of thing. However, due to [[28 October 2011|his current run-in with the law]], he will now be forced to seek professional help or he faces jail time.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Autism does not excuse a terrible person===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris knows he has trouble understanding non-verbal social cues due to his autism,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Quizzes#Autism Quiz]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and yet he still jumps the gun on interpreting other people's intentions all the time.&lt;br /&gt;
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Autism, in and of itself, does not create a failure as massive as Chris-Chan. A majority of autistics manage to get psychiatric help for their problem and/or are able to develop social and emotional skills so they can cope with their disability and lead rewarding and rich lives. Yet while Chris acknowledges he has a problem, he refuses to do anything more than see the [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] at his church, who is not a professional trained in the treatment of autism spectrum disorders.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vivian's AIM chat]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, due to the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris must now seek psychiatric help or he faces jail time. While this may help him become more humane, [[Chris and his Ego|experience]] suggests that any impact will be minimal at best unless Chris cooperates.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is fully capable of understanding the consequences of his actions. He has a sense of morality (even if he often ignores it in favor of his own selfish interests). He would be (and has been) held accountable for his own actions in a court of law (and rightfully so). The fact he is a racist, a homophobe, and a chauvinist have nothing to do with his autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris is beyond pity===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's mood is all over the place, even between videos posted shortly after each other. &amp;quot;[[Happy Sonichu Day|Thank you for your support]]&amp;quot;... &amp;quot;[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|Goddamn womanizing raping trollin' stupid pickle-suited n&amp;amp;mdash;!]]&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is capable of doing some very bad things when provoked, which is a quite understandable (if not acceptable) response to trolling. However, &amp;quot;provocation&amp;quot; in this case doesn't necessarily mean harassment or trolling. Merely disagreeing with Chris or asking him why he does what he does can provoke an attack, up to and including threats of violence and death. When Chris is annoyed, frustrated, or overcome by desire or lust, he's capable of doing [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|''nasty'']] [[Death threats|things]]. Moreover, when Chris loses it, he doesn't think of the consequences of his actions at all, and his expressions of outrage are completely out of proportion to the provocation — often more outrageous in themselves than whatever the trolls did.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|insulted little kids]] during card games and scared some of them away from visiting [[The GAMe PLACe]]. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]], who frequented The GAMe PLACe and knew Chris in real life years before he was discovered by the Internet, couldn't list any redeeming qualities he possessed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris sexually harassed a [[Megan|woman]] in real life. Megan made it explicitly clear to him that his physical contact and comments to her were unacceptable, but he continued anyway, convinced that eventually she would learn to love being molested by a mentally ill man-child and become his [[Sweethearts|Sweetheart From The Ground-Up]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After Megan yelled at Chris for uploading [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingerbanging her]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], he did not apologize,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Megan Saga&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga Megan Saga]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but rather explained to her (in a terribly [[naïve]] way) how a handjob works, under the misguided assumption that she merely was upset because she didn't recognize the sex act being performed, or in the hope that she would rationalize what he did on this basis. He then had the nerve to say to her, &amp;quot;I am hurting SOOOOO MUCH MORE than you can be.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Megan Saga&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; Why? Not because of the picture, but because the trolls were being mean to him. Yes, [[Chris and his ego|''him'']]. Based on [[List of Chris's ED edits|his ED edits]], he was more concerned with people thinking he was fingering his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|imaginary twin sister]] than he was with defending Megan's honor. Years later, Chris would even go so far as to totally demonize Megan for rejecting his 'good intentions', posting her address up on his [[Facebook]] profile in the hopes that trolls would find it and punish her for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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After each of his online relationships ends, Chris starts looking for a new [[sweetheart]] right away, ''even if she died''. No matter the setback, his ego keeps getting bigger.&lt;br /&gt;
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In mid-July 2009, he addressed a person named [[The July 10th Messages|&amp;quot;SonichuIzCool&amp;quot;]] on YouTube. SonichuIzCool was (''is'') probably the only genuine fan of ''Sonichu'' discovered to date, someone who tried to defend Chris and his comic. She was also genuinely mentally retarded. In his YouTube message, Chris called her &amp;quot;naïve and [[slow in the mind]].&amp;quot; He told her she had to &amp;quot;come out where [he] can meet [her].&amp;quot; Another side of this incident is that his YouTube account had been recently hacked, and he had managed to recover it this time, thus avoiding all of the nasty evil damage the trolls ''might'' have caused. After he posted this video, though, he got his account suspended due to ''his own actions''.&lt;br /&gt;
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In early November 2009, in his attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash, Chris went so far as to mock the terrorist attacks of the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]] on 9/11. When feeling angry at Clyde Cash, he not only thought it would be a good idea to blackmail him, but used the ''destruction of two skyscrapers full of people after being hit by airliners full of jet fuel and human beings'' as a metaphor for how weak he thought Clyde was. When people got angry, he tried to fix things by turning the WTC towers into cake candles. To the best of anyone's knowledge, Chris was never coaxed or encouraged by an outside source to use the WTC images. He came up with this reprehensible idea all on his own.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:MikesWedding.jpg|thumb|right|Happily forever after.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In January 2010, a fan named Mike Jackson asked Chris for advice, whether he should [[Mailbag 31#If your kids are 16 or 17, you should watch porn with them|watch porn with his family]] and [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores|buy a prostitute for his son]], Mike Junior, or not. Chris, being such an [[Dating Education|expert]], encouraged him to do so. In the end Mike Jr. ran away with the prostitute, and Mike asked Chris to make a [[YouTube]] video asking his son to come back home. Unfortunately, Chris was under a lot of [[stress]], and could not make the video. Mike Jr. is now married to the prostitute in Las Vegas, and his father died from a sleeping pill overdose. Chris didn't even give a damn about the obituary linked by Mike's wife, and responded to his son's grief and anger with three words: [[Chris and remorse|&amp;quot;I am sorry.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris cares only for himself===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris spends [[monthly tugboat|your tax money]] on luxuries and steals from his parents to buy [[PSN|video games]] he'll never play. He has the basic skills necessary to hold down a job, so long as it didn't require him to do much interacting with other people, and programs exist specifically to find appropriate jobs for the mentally challenged, but Chris hasn't even tried since being fired from [[Wendy's]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Further reinforcing his selfishness and laziness, Chris and his family strongly agree it's better for him to hole up in his room and get paid for doing absolutely nothing than to seek out the challenge of finding gainful employment in the real world. This is based on the (quite possibly untrue) assertion that Chris can earn more on disability than from a job. By taking advantage of the government through vastly exaggerated claims of an easily manageable illness which they refuse to help Chris treat, Chris's parents are assured a steady income in the form of his room-and-board payments, and don't have to worry about Chris getting in trouble with the law [[Chris and the Law|again]] when he has another breakdown in public.&lt;br /&gt;
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But just in case you needed any solid proof of Chris' outright selfishness, it basically came straight from the horse's mouth during his trial. When asked if he understood that he'll be paying his court fees:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote| &amp;quot;Yes. My mother will be taking care of that.&amp;quot;  |[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[This_is_how_the_Trial_went]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} &lt;br /&gt;
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Keep in mind that the money being used to bail him out of [[28 October 2011|a mess that he caused]] is coming out of an ailing old widow's purse while Chris [[Chris and Money|nonchalantly throws his own money away]], as evidenced by his PSN activity mere months later.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris is not a good net citizen===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!|Chris, on reader participation via [[Twitter]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is more concerned with spreading his own version of [[Honest Content|honest truth]] than being a good net citizen. He has adopted the mentality that most spammers have adopted: who cares about things like terms of service and account suspensions and masses of pissed-off people as long as his message gets through? He won't participate in the communities of the sites he posts on. This is not mere ''passivity'' in those communities, which might still be tolerable; he ''deliberately opposes'' such participation. Most people, while not bothering to contribute to communities, would not at least make deliberate efforts to hinder the community. On [[deviantART]], [[YouTube]] and [[Flipnote Hatena]], he disables all comments, probably because he knew he'd not get any praise anyway — yet this ignores the fact that open commenting is part of the nature of these sites and disabling comments should be done only if it's being clearly used for flagrant abuses of the system, like spam and votebotting. He regards YouTube purely as a video publishing venue and not as a tool for engaging in discussion with his &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot;. He created his [[Wikipedia]] user page purely to spread his own message, and did not come to Wikipedia to participate in building an encyclopedia. If the site owners block&amp;lt;!--see talk page--&amp;gt; him, he just comes up with another account or a sockpuppet. The thought of apologizing, getting old accounts reinstated, or the possibility that people who block him might be trying to send him a message never cross his mind.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's behavior on [[CWCipedia]] provides many more examples of his selfish attitude, such as the banner ad crisis in late 2009. He doesn't understand what it ''really'' means that the website is neither hosted nor paid for by him personally, and what sort of things the administration typically does on a website like his. He can't or won't understand simple principles like &amp;quot;webhost's house, webhost's rules,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;beggars can't be choosers,&amp;quot; but instead believes that since the site has his name on it, it should be run according to his every demand.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris will reject your advice===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0231-MrsSanfordsWiseWords.jpg|thumb|right|What are you going to tell Chris that his [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|favorite teacher]] didn't tell him 15 years ago?]]&lt;br /&gt;
Someone [[White knight emails|carefully explained to Chris why he is a sexist]]. In response, Chris got angry. He is only interested in a guide on how to attract women without first making any changes to himself. Most ridiculous: he denies being [[Obesity|overweight]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Read [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Vivian's AIM chat]]. Vivian actually used to be a counter-troll, and warned Chris several times that [[PandaHalo]] was a troll. Chris fell for PandaHalo anyway. She then tried to talk some damn sense on him over AIM. But Chris proved to be so goddamn stubborn, she actually tossed the towel and became a troll out of spite. In Vivitheg's words: &amp;quot;i've tried for 3 hours now; it's like fighting a wall, i can't beat the wall no matter how hard i try.&amp;quot; Not only has she long since joined the troll ranks, but Chris even began [[Sign Destruction Video|berating and sending threats]] to his biggest white knight ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris will reject your disclosure of the truth===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hanna]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lori Lopez]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Blanca]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[PandaHalo]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite [[Vivitheg]]'s warnings.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vivian Gee E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Robert Simmons V]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JK Productions]] was a troll pretending to be an entire videogame development company, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah May]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah Jackson]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Julie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ivy]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it, despite warnings from the counter-troll that must not be named.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Emily]] was a real life troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kacey]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. She also married [[CChanSonichuCWC|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Father Call|Matthew, Kacey's father]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jackie]] was a troll, and Chris fell for it. [[February_2012|Twice.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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See a pattern here? Do you really think he will believe any evidence you send him proving that every fan he has, and pretty much every person he has been in contact with over the past year, is a troll?&lt;br /&gt;
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As of 2012, however, it seems that Chris has done a 180 on this, where, out of sheer paranoia, he believes that [[Megan|anybody]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Fbp10.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and everybody&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Fbp6.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is a troll, even when he has no sane reason to reach that conclusion&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Koreans.PNG&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris's normal life is often weirder than the trolling===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris won't take your advice, so he will fall for trolling. Trolls do weird things and Chris believes almost everything. But even if Chris had no white knights or trolls, his life would still be weird.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's own accomplishments, without any external suggestion or assistance, are sometimes even more jaw-dropping than what the trolls think up. His [[Chris and the Law#Law troubles|previous brushes]] with [[Jerkops|authority figures]] and his [[Attraction Sign|bizarre]] [[Fridays After Five|behavior]] during his outside leisure time are good examples.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris asks for it, and always recovers===&lt;br /&gt;
Hellbent on spreading his version of the truth because he's TRUE and HONEST, Chris cannot realize that his edit warring on Encyclopedia Dramatica was practically a squeal begging for more trolling.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[wiktionary:TMI|TMI]] is a tactic Chris uses that usually leads to him abusing himself. Since Chris insists on revealing the most minute details of his life to everyone he meets, the trolls always get more information to fuel further acts of trolling. White knights cannot stop our hero from being Honest.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris doesn't get embarrassed either. Oh, his nudes and lewd acts are all over the internet? No big deal! [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|All adults do that kind of thing]], so what's the problem?&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris managed to fully recover from the depressing [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|21 October 2008 video]] mentioned above (and quite quickly, too) and proceeded to fail even harder for months. Likewise, despite professing great emotional distress, he bounced back from [[CWC is Sad|the loss of Kacey]] in [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a matter of hours]]. He even bounced back after being [[Mumble 9|verbally abused by a room of trolls]], one of whom told him to go kill himself. So what's the problem?&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chriscash.jpg|thumb|right|180px|True, true.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris made himself an outcast===&lt;br /&gt;
High school and college are the places and moments where people are given their first and often only chance to become a functioning part of society. They gave Chris an even greater chance because he's [[autistic]]. They lent him a friendly, caring hand and opened themselves to his friendship, males and females alike. And what did Chris do? He ''refused, by choice,'' to associate with anyone who wasn't female, young, rich, white, and within the Charlottesville area. &lt;br /&gt;
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When [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] gave him a chance to reform his behavior, he kept going with his bullshit, and was rightly kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a full year. What did he learn from that? He learned that Mary Lee Walsh was an evil hag with a personal vendetta against him. He was given ''several'' chances to learn that his [[Attraction sign|loitering and soliciting]] were not appropriate behavior in a public place, and what did he learn? He learned that mall cops are [[Jerkops]], that [[Virginia is for Virgins]], and that his [[Love Quest]] was a matter of him against the world, with the world in the role of the villain. After he was kicked out of The GAMe PLACe (where he was again given more leeway than most people ever would have gotten, out of a sense of misguided pity), he was barred from the last place in Ruckersville that was still open to him, and left with only one place: his home.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, it's too late for Chris. He was given a friendly hand, but he angrily bit it, and that hand will never reach out to him again. He doesn't even belong in his own home anymore. He spends most of his time in exile in his fantasy land of [[CWCville]], the one and only place still open to him, and that place ''doesn't even exist''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Stress]]===&lt;br /&gt;
In order to get close to Chris, white knights have to spend at least as much time and effort as trolls to get up-to-date and to thwart the troll output. They'd probably have to lie and pretend to be a girl or video game designer to even capture his attention. This combined with Chris's usual responses is enough to make any sane non-professional psychologist [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|crash into slumber]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris will not even read your message===&lt;br /&gt;
The spam filter is a powerful innovation of good ol' America Online. Any e-mails sent to his private address will be deleted, probably unread, and any e-mails sent to the [[Mailbag]], if they even get published, will be [[Mailbag 29|given one-word replies and ignored]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===The trolling will not cease===&lt;br /&gt;
Even if white knights get to Chris somehow, there is no endgame in which Chris will be free from trolls before his death.&lt;br /&gt;
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In school, Chris was trolled by his classmates. He was even trolled by one of his [[Joshua Martinez|real life friends]]. In college, he was trolled by friends who grew sick of his bullshit (e.g. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]), and by [[Anna McLerran|girls]] [[Hannah|annoyed]] by his &amp;quot;attraction methods&amp;quot; and rampant, unabashed sexism. If Chris quit the Internet tomorrow, he would still be trolled by a society that refuses to tolerate ignorant man-children flouting its rules.&lt;br /&gt;
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If everyone trying to create his next fake sweetheart suddenly got bored and quit, Chris would unwittingly seek out new trolls to take their place, and we know newfags are more than willing.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Chris isn't assigned a custodian after his parents die, his story will probably end when he falls victim to some con artist who swindles him out of his [[monthly tugboat]] and perhaps his home. If Chris does get assigned a custodian, he will continue his antics until the custodian kicks him out or bans him from the Internet. If the custodian bans Chris from the Internet, that's Chris trolling himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Chris gets institutionalized, he will attract real life trolls at the mental hospital. If Chris does not go into an institution and instead ends up in prison due to [[28 October 2011|circumstances that cannot be foreseen]], he will be trolled there as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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If the entire world reforms and decides to leave Chris alone, his own sense of victimization will override any benefit. Consider that Chris felt persecuted simply by observing [[Jerks|males who had more success than himself]]. He regards legitimate assertions of authority as rank brutality. [[Adam Stackhouse]] managed to upset Chris to a degree that CWC observers rate among the most impressive to date, and he did it without even knowing that Chris existed at the time. Bleak as it is, unless Chris embarks on a program of radical self-improvement and/or learns some humility, and manages against the odds to shake off both his legions of abusers and seamy reputation, he will forever feel like a [[Kick the Autistic|thoroughly-kicked autistic]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===The trolling helps Chris and, indeed, others===&lt;br /&gt;
If Chris were just some random nobody on the Internet, he'd be doing nothing but playing video games and occasionally drawing unsellable comics until his parents died. Then he'd be institutionalized. He'd remain without social skills, a job, success or future.&lt;br /&gt;
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Instead, Chris's antics have become a cultural phenomenon that — without exaggeration — is something extraordinary, unique, and which likely won't be replicated in any shape or form for years to come. Chris has secured his place among such luminaries as the Time Cube Guy and John Titor, and unlike the Time Cube Guy, you can actually comprehend what Chris is saying most of the time. Chris interacting with the world through his websites and YouTube has drawn in a crowd of people who are participating in an unprecedented, continual piece of performance art of a kind that would have been unheard of only a few years ago. He brings entertainment to thousands of people all over the world, an accomplishment that most could never dream of achieving — the kind of thing that would give Dane Cook a stiffy just to consider. His Internet fame is actually a sort of success in its own right, and may bring him further success. There are thousands of people out there that are so fascinated by him that they study his life on a daily basis.&lt;br /&gt;
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One could argue that if Chris eventually &amp;quot;retired&amp;quot; from this comedy act by actually coming to terms with his problems, seeking professional help, and completely reforming (and selling media rights to his life's story to the highest bidder, like all sensible people would do), he could live the rest of his life secure and probably moderately wealthy. The troll audience would give him a standing ovation for entertaining them for as long as he did, and move on to the next piece of tragicomedy brought to us by the emerging Web technologies. We have seen far more messed-up celebrity stories already; Chris's tale is at least quite different from the norm and engaging.&lt;br /&gt;
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What's more, the trolls provide him with an actual social outlet to learn and grow in life. Instead of being an unemployable, fat, virgin bedroom-dweller that nobody has ever heard of, he's an Internet-famous unemployable, fat, virgin bedroom dweller and this by itself increases his chances of getting friends and a girl. He may even end up employed, too, probably appearing in an advertisement or sponging off royalties from any biographical medium, whether it be a book, movie, or TV series. He could become the next William Hung if he put half an ounce of effort into it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, Chris's constant failure at life has inspired [[Autism#Chris and other autistics|hundreds]] to self-improvement. Really, he's accomplishing a pretty good thing here.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris treats &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot; and white knights like crap===&lt;br /&gt;
If you try to white knight him, his response is merely to block you on YouTube, AIM or any other messenger service and never respond. He accuses practically all white knights of being trolls. Quite ironic, isn't it? He screams &amp;quot;I'M STRAIGHT!&amp;quot; when you tell him up front that you're a guy. When you tell him his current &amp;quot;girlfriend&amp;quot; is actually a troll, he'll accuse you of wanting to &amp;quot;break up the relationship for the lulz.&amp;quot; He'll be rude, won't listen and won't read between the lines. He will always bite the hand that feeds him, so you should just let him wallow in his own self loathing.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Whatever.|Send Chris a 400-word, well-reasoned email &amp;amp;mdash; get a [[Mailbag 29#Whatever|1-word reply]] back.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You can go f*** yourself.|[[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|A not-so reasonable reply]] to reasonable criticism.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris doesn't treat his (perceived) fans much better. Even aside from the SonichuIzCool incident mentioned above, Chris has severe problems answering questions from his fans (or trolls who pretend to be positive fans), and will often react in a hostile manner to everything he sees as negative or offensive. His [[Mailbag]] is the most obvious example. He hates being corrected, and tenaciously clings to his misinformed beliefs; his insistence that Asperger's Syndrome and autism are unrelated is a good example of this. When or if he's having a good day and manages to answer questions from fans at all, he often gives them very brief, one or two word answers that do not elaborate on anything, or outright ignore parts of the question. Not only is he terse, he's also slow to act; for example, it [[Brutal Legend Plus|took him three days to realize]] that a [[Brutal Legend|video he uploaded]] was seriously broken. He also promised that [[Sonichu Fan Promo|a spectacular fan creation]] would be officially featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic &amp;amp;mdash; and it ultimately was, ''over a year later''.&lt;br /&gt;
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Most webcomics have a specific schedule that they have decided to follow. Many webcomics fail to live up to them &amp;amp;ndash; some less, some more; some for good reasons, some have no excuse whatsoever. Chris didn't have a set schedule for the comic for the longest time, but then agreed to update the comic on a daily basis, a schedule which even the most well-funded webcomic artists would consider particularly demanding. In February and March 2010, there have been few updates to the comic. When the inevitable complaints about schedule slip started to come, Chris snapped at his fans by saying that inspiration takes its time, forgetting that it was ''he'' who decided daily updates were the way to go. As the &amp;quot;Great Director Chandler&amp;quot;, he could have the power to decide what schedule to follow, but instead, he chose to attack his fans.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris' life would still be a disaster even if the trolls never bothered him===&lt;br /&gt;
As of 2012, Chris is a total human trainwreck, slowly losing the last of his sanity as each day goes by. While the systematic trolling of him throughout the last few years have something to do with his degrading mental state (especially his extreme paranoia and distrust for everyone except his mom and pastor), the fact still remains that his life's horrible state is mainly caused by factors outside of the internet. He would still be a lonely outcast as his poor upbringing gave him such warped views of the world and lead him to engage in such bizarre behavior that he drove away every person he tried to connect with. He would still be living in unsanitary living conditions due to Barb's hoarding and the fact that his house has not been cleaned in the better part of a decade. He would still be banned from all of his favorite hangouts due to his loitering and hostile behavior to other patrons. Also, at the core of it all is how Chris decided that he would be better off living off government handouts while drawing unpublishable comic books in his room instead of getting a job and heading down a career path, which would have been his one-way ticket to escaping the cesspool that is [[14 Branchland Court]] and living a fulfilling life, not unlike that of [[Cole Smithey|his half brother]]. Instead, he decided to remain dependent on his elderly, emotionally disturbed parents; look at how well that worked out for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Examples==&lt;br /&gt;
:''Read: [[White knight emails]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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===White Knights on YouTube===&lt;br /&gt;
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Among the most notable of Chris's white knights was a [[YouTube]] counter-troll who claimed to be a 21 year-old Russian model named Svenka. Via her YouTube account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/hottiee96 hottiee96], she released an inordinate number of screencaps from troll conversations on [[Sonichu IRC]], including private conversations between Chris and [[PandaHalo]]. Also, she released an image of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] who would later steal Chris's first date, [[Emily]]. Were Chris less thick-skulled and even slightly willing to accept irrefutable evidence, Svenka may have made somewhat of a negative impact on the organized trolling effort against Chris, but ultimately she was ineffectual. Svenka also had a unhealthy obsession with the original creator of the [[CWCville Library]], Arjen Van Dierten.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 6 [[May 2009]], YouTube user xThexPinchx/NorthxStar7/[http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePinchisDaBomb ThePinchisDaBomb] tried to blackmail major trolls, claiming to have information on them. He was easily called on his bluff by someone who had not trolled Chris at all.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/user/softerthanhardware YouTube]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The Pinch has also threatened [[BlueSpike]] saying he has information from his friends but the thing is '''BLUESPIKE HAS NO FRIENDS'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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====TV Tropes====&lt;br /&gt;
[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu The TV Tropes article on ''Sonichu''] used to have a white knight message as the first text of the article, with a link back to this very page. The message is reproduced below:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Hey Chris! If you're reading this: you seriously need to get help from licensed professionals, before the stuff you do [[28 October 2011|gets you thrown in prison]] or forcibly committed. And we're sorry, but you have no real fans - the people you think are your fans are really either trolls or laughing at you behind your back. Every. Last. One. Please listen to us - for once.|- Concerned tropers}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Unfortunately, the editor in question and fails to realize that [[Chris and his ego|their message, while well intentioned, will do absolutely nothing]] and Chris will simply ignore it even if he does [[Mailbag 52|fully read and input it for better development. Thank you for your time.]] The message was later removed due to a shift in policy regarding the article.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
As good as your intentions may be, there is no conceivable way any mortal human alive can reach Chris and change him for the better. Your efforts will unfortunately fail, and he will just brush you aside, seeing no difference between you and the trolls. Nothing short of divine intervention, revelation, or a horrifyingly close brush with death will change him. You would be best to leave him be and find something else to do with your time. All we can do is hope that one of the three aforementioned scenarios happen at some point, [[Chris and religion|though the first two seem highly unlikely]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A-Logging|Alogging]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[White knight emails]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/White_knight White Knighting] article at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[Image:Wedding Photo by Scarlet Rose.jpg|250px|Kacey with Liquid Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Kacey&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Birth name'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Kacey Devoria&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Full name'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Kacey Yulia &amp;quot;KaceKat&amp;quot; Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Date of Birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 30 June 1983&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Female&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Nationality'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[United States of America|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Race'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Chris and race|White]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Parents'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Matt Devoria]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Siblings'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Kale Devoria (elder brother)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Kara Devoria (little sister)&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Spouse'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Liquid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Occupation(s)'''&lt;br /&gt;
|Nursing/Biology undergraduate&lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|Yes, Kacey is one of my gal-pals; nothing major at the time. She already cares for [[Liquid Chris|this other dude]]. I do care about her as a [[China|friend]] though. :) I am the sort of man who [[The Wallflower|keeps his friends close to his heart and cares about them]].|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Regina e-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Kacey Yulia &amp;quot;KaceKat&amp;quot; Chandler''', née '''Devoria''' (born 30 June [[1983]]), is the [[sweetheart]] of [[Liquid Chris]] who became embroiled in the conflict between her lover and [[Christian Weston Chandler]] ([[Solid Chris]]). She has a &amp;quot;[[china|fun]]&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[china|caring]]&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[china|kind]]&amp;quot; personality, as Chris believes all women do. As he is oft to note, she really cares for him, mayunn! &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris tried to lure Kacey to [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] under the false pretense that he was actually Liquid Chris. They had a long series of [[Kacey calls|phone conversations]] before she cut ties with him due to [[Matt Devoria|her father]]'s disapproval. Chris believes that she is currently married to Liquid Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, Chris became enraged with jealousy that [[Liquid Chris]] could have a girlfriend while he couldn't, so he conspired to steal her away in a series of devious phone calls in which he pretended to be Liquid, and told her that he would put his [[duck|penis]] in between her breasts and cum all over her. He also planned to follow this act by licking his [[comeuppance]] off of her and [[recycling]] it with her. For a straight man, it's interesting that his first time would still involve recycling his own semen, thus putting his [[homos|orientation]] into question once again. Happily, he never got his chance as she quickly &amp;quot;realized&amp;quot; that Chris was trying to trick her. &lt;br /&gt;
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Of note, this is probably one of the most blatant and irrefutable [[lies]] Chris has perpetrated. In his utter hatred of Liquid, it is he himself that &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;becomes&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; remains the impostor in a desperate and misguided attempt to steal Liquid's girlfriend. Also of note is that Solid does a piss-poor job impersonating Liquid, and Kacey has to literally correct him half the time to keep him from breaking his own charade. The worst is when his infamous narcissism kicks in, and he ends up defending &amp;quot;Solid&amp;quot; Chris's [[Chris and fashion|clothing]], [[obesity|weight]], and [[Sonichu Girls#Chris's Hair|stupid fucking haircut]]. For her part, Kacey actually flubs her lines quite a bit, forgetting that she's not supposed to know it's not the real Chris. Chris, of course, never notices.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As revealed by Chris in the video [[Greetings to Kaceys folks]], Kacey's parents are Mr. and Mrs. D (Devoria).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kacey is the middle child of her parents, a military couple. Her father is retired military, her mother works in government affairs. She has an older brother, Kale, also military, and a younger sister, Kara, who is a freshman in college. Kacey is rumored to be attending university in Washington D.C., living nearby in an apartment with male roommates. Her family lives in the suburbs of [[Virginia]]. She is majoring in Nursing and Biology.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Contact with Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 3 [[August 2009]], Chris sent Kacey [[For Kacey from CWC]] to prove that he is the real Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 4 August 2009, Chris created [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]] to reveal his true, fat self.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kacey was very hurt by the fact that Chris tried to trick her into going to his house. What he was planning to do if she did show up on his door is anyone's guess. In all likelihood, he expected her to actually dump her longtime boyfriend for him once he proved he's the One, True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. That, or he'd put on a brown shirt and paper medallion and hope she never noticed the glaring differences while he [[recycling|ate]] his own [[navy]] off of her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On a few occasions, Kacey and Chris have mentioned a meeting which took place between them. Kacey seems to maintain that Chris was disrespectful and perverted during this meeting.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Kacey and Liquid Call#Transcript|&amp;quot;First time you met me, all you did was stare at my chest and insult me. I mean, I can't understand how you called me fat and the— On the other hand, you were staring at me the whole time.&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Love Quest==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once [[Liquid Chris#The_Return_of_the_King|Liquid Chris returned]], details of the contact between Chris and Kacey began to emerge. In Chris' [[Adressing Liquid]] video, he suggested that Kacey had become a close &amp;quot;[[gal-pal]]&amp;quot;, and implies that he still pines for her. Chris would later officially proclaim his love for her in the creatively titled video, &amp;quot;[[I Love You Kacey]]&amp;quot; where he states that Kacey and himself had been in frequent contact with each other, during the period in which Liquid disappeared.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[10252009 For Kacey]], Chris graduated to an official [[Love Quest]] in his desperate attempt to steal Kacey from her future husband. The delusion would grow further in [[For Chris No 2]], where Chris implies that he genuinely thinks that Kacey is leaving Liquid for him. It would later become clear that this was not the case at all; Kacey would later state that she only ever considered herself and Chris as friends.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Chris being himself, he began to think that she really was in love with him, and went so far as to [[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|make a video of him gloating to Liquid that he had won her heart.]] At one point, Kacey uploaded audio of herself singing to ''A Whole New World'', from the popular Disney movie ''Aladdin'' to Youtube. The description section ambiguously sought for &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot; to perform a duet with the audio; naturally, this [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|culminated in a video showing the true range of Chris' Sinatra-esque tones]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The end of Kacey==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris and Kacey's &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;friendship&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; love affair continued for a while afterward, until Chris got into an [[Father Call|argument with Kacey's father]] after attempting to prove his worthiness as a man. In the process, Kacey saw how utterly messed up he was, mentally and physically, and returned to Liquid's waiting arms. Chris' chances were utterly dashed after she got a hold of [[Sonichu Special 4|his comic to her]] and learned that he was willing to go and ''shoot'' Liquid Chris. Horrified, Kacey scorned Chris for his actions in [[Kacey and Liquid Call|a final phone call to him]], never to return. Chris would later upload [[CWC is sad|a video where his solemnity was clear]], although this depression would last for merely a day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With the release of [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|the ''actual'' final phone call between Kacey and Chris,]] it is shown that Kacey is very wise about Chris' dealings. Following the end of the call, Kacey makes an assumption about Chris never mentioning her again. While he does in [[CWC is sad]], the very next day after said video, a new video is released where [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|Chris is smiling from ear to ear.]] The very next day. The coincidence is stunning.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Marriage to Liquid==&lt;br /&gt;
Liquid Chris and Kacey were married on 11 [[November 2009]], at 2 p.m. EST. It was a very small wedding ceremony with their families and a few select friends. Chris tried his best to ruin the honeymoon via receiving [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|copyright papers]], which, as you probably guessed, failed miserably.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Little is known of Kacey at this point, despite Liquid resurfacing to help heighten the success of [[Asperchu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kacey calls]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Father Call]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kacey and Liquid Call]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The End For Real (Kacey call)]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mkgfzztdgcz The complete phone call between Chris and Kacey]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRi90wfvHI Resident Chris-chan 3: Dating Ground]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Love quest}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DEFAULTSORT:Devoria, Kacey}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Sweethearts]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Liquid Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: uploaded a new version of &amp;amp;quot;File:Jerkief icon.png&amp;amp;quot;: Reverted to version as of 01:41, 8 December 2012&lt;/p&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: uploaded a new version of &amp;amp;quot;File:Jerkief icon.png&amp;amp;quot;: Working.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<updated>2012-12-08T01:41:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: uploaded a new version of &amp;amp;quot;File:Jerkief icon.png&amp;amp;quot;: Cleaned up a bit.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title>User:Callitcwc</title>
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		<updated>2012-12-08T01:23:13Z</updated>

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     FAVOR DA STRAITZ!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:CWCraft.png|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris Minecraft.png|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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              {{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Straight|MALE}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{ClydeCash}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{PS2}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<updated>2012-12-08T01:22:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Callitcwc: &lt;/p&gt;
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     FAVOR DA STRAITZ!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:CWCraft.png|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris Minecraft.png|400px|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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              {{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{Straight|MALE}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{ClydeCash}}&lt;br /&gt;
              {{PS2}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Kacey Call 8</title>
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		<updated>2012-12-02T03:14:09Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;'''Kacey Call 8''' is a talk between Chris and [[Kacey]], taking place on the second of [[September 2009]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris says he found out that he can earn up to $980 a month at a [[job]] and still collect welfare. Kacey and Chris talk about ''Hannah Montana'' and then the subject moves to ''[[Seinfeld]]'', ''[[Family Guy]]'', and ''Friends'' where Chris and Kacey get in a little argument about a comment about Chris being like a &amp;quot;George Costanza of [[Sonichu]]&amp;quot;. There's some brief mentioning of [[Wikipedia:Lines in the Sand (House)|an episode]] of ''[[Wikipedia:House (TV series)|House]]'' featuring an [[autistic]] child as well as some [[YouTube]] hentai that Chris doesn't remember favorite-ing or leaving a comment on because he was [[Christopher]] at the time. After a few awkward and stressful moments, Chris admits that he believes that he has gotten rid of Christopher and when he thinks about it now, he believes that Kacey was right and that he didn't actually ever have multiple personality disorder, but instead, he was being possessed by a ghost of the trolls who have died. His best guess is either [[BlueSpike|Max Milvana]] or [[Clyde Cash]]. Chris gets &amp;quot;thousands&amp;quot; of [[troll]] calls a day and thinks that Kacey and Kim should get new phone plans so that they don't come in as restricted/unknown and he can answer safely (Kacey says not to hold his breath). The call ends with Kacey becoming angry at Chris for telling another girl that Kacey &amp;quot;wasn't his sweetheart YET&amp;quot; but that &amp;quot;they were warming up to the idea&amp;quot;. Chris plans to turn Kacey into his [[Sweetheart From the Ground-Up]]. Kacey states that they are only friends and that's all they will ever be; Chris is very disappointed and states that he only told the other girl that because it was &amp;quot;wishful thinking&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Part 1==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;Center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|ErxGxfKJ4jU}}&amp;lt;/Center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hello?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Hi! It's Kacey!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hey Kace, how are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I’m ok, just a little tire. How are you?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ahh, I’m ok. Yeah, I got some good news though, in case Kac-Kim hasn’t told you. My fath- my fam- my father and me went down to the social security office. Apparently, I can earn 980 dollars in a month at a job and it would not affect my social security.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That’s good. Is that just for the trial period?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It’s you know… in general.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So…that’s forever?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Prob- Likely so.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh! Well that’s great news. See? Now go get a job. You can do it. That’s awesome. I’m glad you found that out.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah… even though I pretty much have taken care of Walmart over the internet. I’m going to personally go to Target tomorrow, as well as McDonald’s, maybe Toys R Us, or maybe a place in the mall, a couple- I’m not sure a-about those other places. Yeah, I’ll definitely be going out to turn out applications tomorrow.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That’s good. That’s good. Um…I’m happy about that. Like what did you want to do? Like maybe, just be a door greeter or something?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' If I could, I’d like to be either a stock shelfer- a shelf stocker or a cashier. Or ev- or even.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] Oh yeah, if you stock shelves, you can work on those muscles.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, or even be, you know, just be- mopping the- just janitorial work. I’d be- I wouldn’t mind doing that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s good. I mean, th-that’s a good humble position. I hope you get it. Umm... just remember you’re going to have to listen to authority if you do that [chuckles]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, it’s ok. I can- I can take direction as long as it’s, you know, [pause and sigh], as it’s at a certain level of forcefulness. Umm... as long as it doesn’t give the impression of major threat, something like that. But yeah, I can follow direction easily enough.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s good. Well definitely good luck on that and keep me posted.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Alright, I will. Hmm, so yah have some- a class or two today?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Of course I did. Yeah, I have classes Monday thru Friday&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, that’s right. Yeah you do. And then you go to work right? Yup&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yep. Well today I didn’t go to work. I did some laundry and some house-work.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' That’s good. [pause] That’s good to have some time to yourself. Um (&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yes&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;) anyway, did some laundry, did some house-work… Um... didn’t you say you were living with a room-mate?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''Ah, yes I do have room-mates. I decided dorm-life wasn’t for me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, dorm-life? So you’re not living in a dorm?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Nope.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, um… Is this like… you’re living in your own house?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um, we’re renting. It’s just an apartment. It’s pretty small.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh. You moved, so you’re in an apartment now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Ah, yeah. You know, cuz it’s the start of the semester.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I’m sorry, what was that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Cuz I moved, at the start of the semester.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh you moved- oh ok. Yeah, I remember we talked earlier about you-you’re living with your room-mate and uh-b-borrowing your room-mates PS3 and whatever&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Right.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Like that rules out that messa- communication to your room-mate’s PS3 if you don’t have a room-mate right now [chuckles like he’s made a joke]. Well at least you still have your Wii. (&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yes&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;) You know, we can talk through that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yes&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' You know, Yeah have you updated with the recent updates? It’s an update-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [interrupts] No, actually I haven’t. It’s still glowing blue. I’m uh, I’m you know, I just haven’t really touch it lately, I’ve been busy.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah you know, one of the updates I’ve noticed on my Wii, I-I keep it and my Play Station 3 up to date. Y-You know in addition to the t-text messages, you can also send 10 second voice messages.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s cool.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Y-yeah, you have to have the Wii speak for that. You know, it comes with Animal Crossing, by the way, I have that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, well I don’t. I mean, I got the game, but I didn’t get like the pack with the Wii Speak.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, You’d need the Wii Speak for ah… for the 10 second recording. [pause] Anyway, um, let me see… what else, what else. OH yeah, I, ah return Labyrinth today, but I- guess I- guess what I rented for a dollar? It ca-came into the fam-It came into the dollar section last time, I noticed, when I rented Labyrinth.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Ah, my other favorite movie, Dark Crystal?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Pause] Dark Crys- Ah no. I don’t think you mentioned Dark Crystal. If you did I might have forgotten it… Anyway, no not Dark Crystal, I rented Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds Concert.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, cool. Hannah Montana. But yeah, you must have forgotten about Dark Crystal.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' A-Aren’t you worried about being 27 and renting a Hannah Montana Movie though?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm, not too much. [Stutters] I-It’ll-It- not too much.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, she is underage.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, I don’t have THOSE thoughts about her, I do not. I’m serious.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, but still. I’m just saying. You know, like me, I’m a girl, but don’t you worry about what people think when the see a 27 year old man coming up with Hannah Montana?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I liked her music, so it’s like, I, you know, want to hear a little bit more of it. Of what I’ve heard, which isn’t very much.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''[At a loss for words] Ah, ok well. A-as long as your comfortable with it. You know it’s just, some people would think it’s kind of gay.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well… [Pause] Yeah, it’s like you know… I think I’ve told you before how… It’s like I have a mind set of a younger age a-at most of the time, even though I have the body of a 20-adult. So it’s like, you know, I like to enjoy the a current young type things you know, my children will be enjoying themselves.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''[Long pause] Well I mean, yeah, it’s good to have nostalgia and everything. Like sometimes, I’ll watch old things like Jem or Care Bears or something. But you still have to grow up. I mean, y-you know, it can’t rule your life.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, like, I should be watching more House or The Office.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I-If those are things you enjoy. You don’t have to do everything just because I do it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. I-I do enjoy ''[[Seinfeld]]'' and ''[[Family Guy]]'' and… I enjoy those adult comedies.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That’s good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [''Long pause''] You know, I can-can’t just quote ''[[Seinfeld]]'' off the top of my head, it would have to just randomly come to me from memory. [Giggles] You know what? George always struck me as funny you know, he’s like the quirky guy that’s just, you know, being himself but yet nobody really likes him that much.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So do you identify with him?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh yes, in like, you know, yeah, r-related to me, like similar life style and yeah fairly much so yeah I’ll-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] So, So you’re like the George Costanza of Sonichu I guess.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Offended] No. I had not even thought of that and the thought of that just, just does not register with me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you just said you identify with him.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Huffs and sighs] George Costanza of Sonichu. That’s a worse image to imagine than those, t-the retarded open mouthed [adds ‘retarded’ voice] “Hey look at me. I’m some kind of idiot” [returns to normal voice] Sonichu fan drawing somebody, I recall somebody else doing-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] What?! Ar-Ar I-It was just a joke. Are you trying to make fun of me? (&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;) I mean, that’s insulting.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No. I’m not making fun of you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' And I mean, you can’t make fun of people like that. We’ve been through this before. What are you doing?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, no. I was just saying the image…of a George Costanza Sonichu, it just does not appeal to me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, yeah. But don’t call people retarded like that. That was uncalled for. I don’t even know where that came from.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Stress sigh] If you noticed on the ED page, there is a whole bunch of questionable fanart…where it’s mostly-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] Chris! I thought-I thought you didn’t like the ED page. Why do you keep telling me to go to it? I mean if all the stuff, in your life...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Tries to cut in but Kacey talks over him]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, just stop. Stop! You talk about it all the time, you need to let it go.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I do hate it. I’m just saying, like you know, I have seen it before. I have seen it-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [Cuts in] Yeah, but like every other phone call you keep talking about it. “Kacey go look at it. Kacey go look at it.” I thought you didn’t want me to.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. I do not want you to look at it. I-I don’t have to talk about it. B-But I’m just saying…don’t… They just made me look stupid. Th-Those artists are just drawing those to make me look stupid&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Whichever.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, umm… We can talk about more pleasant things ah… Yeah. I got- umm…My tugboat came in early-um came in earlier... ah so I invested a dollar nine, I invested a little bit of it and downloaded that to a House I told you about.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Ok&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Season 3 episode 4 Lines in the Sand.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Right&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, it’s the one with the autistic child. I told you about that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, yeah you did. Th-There’s a lot better episodes though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Sounds dejected] Hm... Though still I mean-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [Talks over] But House is pretty good all the way around.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ok, yeah, yeah. That’s good that you enjoy House. Yeah. I can enjoy- I can enjoy it more…I mean yeah, I can get into that you know-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] Well um, I see that you’ve um... favorited some new videos. Um... there’s one Anime that I actually really like. Um, so, I mean-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Parappa the Rapper&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Nooo, the [[wiki:Welcome to the NHK|Welcome to the NHK]].&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Pause] Wait. Umm...&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You don’t know what videos you favorited?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Pause] Hm, I put, a like you know, so like umm…. Wait, ok. Was this a recent add to my favorite list? The ah, Welcome to the N-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yes!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I don’t even remember. I do not even remember that one. I hope nobody is hacking into my pla-my youtube again.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Bu-But you left-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I’ll have to take a look at that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But you left a comment…I mean it’s…&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Long pause] I do not remember that. [Small pause] Oh my god, I hope nobody’s got into my Youtube again… I’ll have to take a look at that when we finish up here.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' No, no, I’m pretty sure everything’s ok. I mean, you left some weird comment saying that it had something to do with Christopher or something. I mean, d-do you do things that you don’t remember?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' If I, If I did, If [Stress Sigh] I don’t know.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I’m going to take that as a Yes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, I don’t know. I mean, if I did…and I wasn’t suppose to, and if I didn’t know it after the fact I did it... it would definitely be like, you know, I don’t know. And-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] But, uh, I guess- I guess does Christopher know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' No, I willed him away Monday night. I have not heard from him since. I mean- I mean you were right, it was just a possession. I was being possessed… probably by a trolling site- probably by a ghost of one of the past trolls that died.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [Astonished] W-What?! What do you think it is?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' A-A What you told me, you know, p- I was being possessed otherwise I, otherwise yeah. I mean, I was aware, I was aware what was going on with that other guy so, yeah. It definitively was not a split personality. I mean-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [Talks over Chris] Well I mean, there’s a comment that, that read “I want out Christian.” So you think it’s the ghost of a troll that died? Which troll?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I don’t know. There’s like a number, there’s like a number of them. Like I don’t… I can name two off the top of my head. Max Milvania, who posed as Julie during that Julie fiasco and then there’s Clyde Cash.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' W-Well I mean, from what you told me… I thought Max was alive, I thought Clyde was the only one who was dead. You think it’s Clyde!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I do-I don’t know everything. I don’t know. I’m just speaking theories right now. I don’t know for sure.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' W-What happens if he’s still in you? Oh my gosh!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Stress sigh] A-Anyway… hm&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' NO! This is scary. Oh my gosh!&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Dramatic sigh] It is scary. But anyway I-I-I wil- I willed that second guy out of my head Monday night and I have not heard from him since.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But I thought you talked about him the other day…I mean, are you sure? I mean, if it’s really that strong of a possession it could be tricking you. Maybe that’s why you’re going blank. I mean, you talked about this yesterday. So, you couldn’t have sworn it off on Monday.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 2==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;Center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|0DJNRbNYc1E}}&amp;lt;/Center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Long pause] No, I willed it away W-I-L-L.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Ok, you couldn’t have willed it away though cuz you were mentioning this yesterday. Ok. Well, let’s just hope that it is gone.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Starts stuttering] No, no, no, no, yeah we- I mean we weren’t – I mean yeah, we were talking about it yesterday. But it’s like, you know, I wasn’t sure I had willed it away completely. I wanted to make sure, like you know, by waiting, you know, a couple of days to a week before I fin- before I make a final statement around my theory of having willed it away- having will-willing that guy away was true or not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Um, ok. I-I’m not quite sure that makes sense, but ok.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' It’s like you know, You want to make sure-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Maybe you should still see that doctor, you know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. I’m gonna, Yeah, I’m gonna, Yeah, I’m gonna&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Have you made an appointment? Or have you seen someone?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I made an appointment with Doctor McGovern. And ah, yeah I’m- yeah yeah. I’m going to talk to him and I’ll&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You’re going to see him soon?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yes, and I’m also going to ask him about the a, about the gym membership discount.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh that’s good, that’s good. I hope you can get one.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, that, that would be good. By the way, I’ve mentioned to my mother, but not my father, about my shop, my shopping for sports bra.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I-I don’t think that, I’m not sure your dad would be comfortable about that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah but, my mom, my mom was more understanding about that topic.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh? So your mom agreed?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. [Pause] She did.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, you are older, so you don’t have to tell them anything, you don’t have to tell them everything Chris. Especially with adult decisions like that. You can’t go running around-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Tries to talk over Kacey] Yeah bu, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I m-I mean&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But, I’m glad she agreed with you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' You know, I feel- I feel like my mom should know since, you know. I’m going to start exercising-I’m going to start going out and start jogging. But then I had- I told her before about my man-boobs and my concern about them. So then there’s like, you know, I wanted to let her know that, you know, I do notice that when I move about quickly I do shake about a lot so that bothers me. So I’m in the market for a sports bra a-and she agreed with me on that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Okay. Well as long as sh-she agreed.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. [Long Pause] Hmm... but yeah, shopping for vegetables. Yeah, I can definitely go to the grocery store and get more ah, get more fresh, more fresh produce instead of going out to a fast food restaurant, even though it might be a little bit more pricey.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Right, right. But eating healthy is like that. Um, so what kind of vegetables are you going to get?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' You know, definitely fresher salad. You said Romaine, Roman, Romaine (&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:'''Romaine Lettuce? Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;) Contains more than regular lettuce.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Right, like regular lettuce is mainly just roughage and water. Like, the best thing is Mixed Field Greens.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, Mixed Field Greens. Yeah you did mention that. Mixed Field Greens, I remember. Yeah, Mixed Field Greens or yeah salad with Romaine Lettuce. O-Ok. How about tomatoes?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, of course tomatoes are good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, crushed tomatoes. How about-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, well I mean, just stay, just stay away from things in cans. Like, it’s ok every so often, but, um you know, there’s a lot of sodium in there. And even if you get the lower sodium kinds it’s still not as good and it doesn’t have as many nutrients.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, o-ok, well st- but I’m talking about like, if I go to the grocery store and they have a little mini-salad bar where I can make my own salad. I could find- and they have like the Romaine Lettuce and then I’m just- you know individual vegetables that I could put into my salad.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, remember, just salads aren’t all you can do. You know, um...you know you could, you know, get certain types of vegetables you could cook with.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Pause] Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean raw is good. I mean, have you ever thought of trying tofu?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I’ve heard of tofu, and I’m not really sure about it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, I love tofu. I add tofu to salads. I add it to everything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' You add tofu to your salads.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, and you should, ah, try soy milk.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, m-m-my mom and I, we drink, ahhhh, we drink soy milk.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' OH, you already drink soy milk.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, Silk. Th-That brand of soy mil-brand of soy milk, Silk. I’m sure you’ve heard of it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, ok.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but my mom generally likes to get the chocolate flavored soy milk, Silk.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So, do you drink it a lot?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I drink it sometimes. Yeah, I could drink it more.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You should… Um ok, you should try to get the regular white one. You shouldn’t always get chocolate all the time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. I’ll kee- I will keep that in mind.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yes.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ok. [Pause and Chris starts to mumble and talk under his breath] Hmm... so always eat tofu and you... You mentioned soy milk ah yeah, let’s continue on from there. What’s your next suggestion?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Ummm. Ok, well you should eat a lot of, let’s see here… um definitely a lot of dark leafy vegetables, like kale and collards and stuff, in moderation of course. Because those have fiber and a lot of vitamins you need.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm... Kale and Collard?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Collards, yeah. And mustard greens, turnip greens…&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh. I like turnip greens. I’ve never heard of mustard greens though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Th-They all pretty much taste the same.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hm. Well, I used to confuse turnip greens with spinach.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Really? Totally different taste.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, different taste but I used to you know, because the got- th-they both just have that dark shade of green&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Right.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Umm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But, I mean, remember Chris, I’m not a doctor or a nurse yet, I mean... you can Google these things and they’ll give you a lot of information on vegetables and stuff. J-Just remember, only eating vegetables is bad too. You need to have balance and everything.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand that balance. Yes, yeah so I’ll eat some fruits as well so yeah. Let’s talk about fruits. Um. I-I think you can agree, with like apples, bananas, oranges, lemons for lemonade.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, th-that… Definitely, definitely citrus fruits are good. Ah, you should try to eat grapefruit every morning.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. Ok, yeah, grapefruit. Um, ok, I’ll, well. How about, let’s see, strawberries…?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, berries are good too. You should eat a lot of blueberries.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ah, more blueberries than strawberries?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, if you... You should eat a lot of blueberries.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ok. You know- you know they put ah blueberries and strawberries in McDonald’s, in they a parfait. I’m just saying.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I mean, um, you could also get those types of juices, like the natural ones. I mean they’re pretty expensive but their worth it. Like the berry goodness one’s really good and so is the green one. It’s got like kiwi… It’s got fruits and vegetables in it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ah, ok, wait a minute. Juices?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean like a juice or a smoothie in the morning is good, cuz ah you don’t want ah- eat too much at breakfast but like I told you. You want to do like five little meals everyday at least.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. I’ve tried smoothies… I like those. We got- we- I-you know I get a smoothie, you know, every once in a whi-once in a while we’ll get a smoothie from Sheetz. They’re pretty good. Fresh fruit smoothies. I generally like the ah-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well just remember you don’t want it to be an unhealthy smoothie. Like, there’s this place in the suburbs that I like to go to and they have this health shake and it’s got like wheat germ and fruits and stuff in it and it’s got nothing, like sugary, in it. It’s really good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ok. Yeah, definitely local-l-local, local smoothie shops. Yeah, can agree with you on that. I can definitely name one around here that you know, you might find next time you’re in town, unless- if you feel like it’s the same kind of place you got um [unintelligible] at lunch and I found. (&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Huh?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;) You know the advance cards, you know the advance card that comes out like every September, aaand [starts being incoherent] sticks em out for a life, but their good for a year and it has all these discounts and whatnot?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uhuh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, but anyway, They have one on the new one I just got. It’s called a tropical smoothie buffet, (&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Uhuh&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;), if you wanna go shopping there, Joshua introduced me to it to him. Very good wraps and smoothies there as well.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh that’s good, but um, you should also talk to your doctor about getting on a vitamin diet plan. I mean, y-you just take vitamins every day, like calcium and iron and vitamin b at least.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, I was on vitamins for a while years, uh, a few years ago but then I… I just didn’t feel like taking them and I just stopped on that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Wait. You can’t do that. I mean, that’ll hurt your body. I mean, sometimes we do need supplements.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. I’m just saying, like I you know, I did- it was like this box of multiple vitamins, you know, like 30 packets and you get like one pill of each vitamin, and uh, in th-in th-in the one, in the one packet and you take those one at a time. You can find them at CVS, but I forget what the brand name is though.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' But, ya, you know those may not be not exactly what you need, like you should talk with your doctor. You might have to get your vitamins, you know, separately and everything. Cuz some of those packs, the-they’re-they just put them there to make money. Like, you should actually go to a place that specializes in vitamins.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah, ok. Anyway getting back to this smoothie café for a moment though. On the coupon, on the advance card it allows me ten percent off any wrap, sandwich, or smoothie.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Oh, ok.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' That’s a good deal.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, but you know, don’t, don’t, don’t uh, jeopardize you health just because it’s a good deal. I mean your health is worth way more than that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah I kn-I just wanted to get that away while I had the card in my hand.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' And besides…you know, some calcium things, they have calcium chews now. So I mean, th-there’s like so many things you can do.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ah, you said calcium chews?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Chews? Yeah. I use those.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ok. Yeah, calcium chew… Alright. Hmm, ah shoot. OH, yeah, Would you agree to yogurt?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Yeah, yogurt is really good but you have to watch out with how many flavors you get cuz then that’s when they add the sugar. Um, cottage cheese and fruit would probably be better. But yogurt’s good every so often.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ok, well just for record though I’ve- I have actually tried cottage cheese before and I jus- and I do not like it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, I don’t blame you, but it’s still better, I mean, you could also put it in smoothies with fruit. I mean, you could do that with yogurt too. And then you can’t taste it as much. But you’ve gotta use the plain yogurt, you don’t want the ones with added sugars.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. Plain yogurt.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' And, and some of the ones, even if they’re diet, they still, like, they still can mess you up when they have like Splenda and stuff in them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ahh, what and stuff?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Splenda. You know, like the fake sugars.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Splenda. Oh Splenda. Yeah.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It tricks your body and you shouldn’t have a lot of it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. Not a lot of Splenda. [Chuckles] Had a lot of Splenda. [Long Pause] Hmm. Ok, let me think a moment. [Long awkward pause]&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' So, anything else on your mind?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ok, well yeah. I’m pretty much taking in everything we talk about so far. I’m trying to think of a b- of- I’m trying to think of the a-the- a new- something new- good something new to talk about. Umm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' What ab- what about Sonichu? How are you doing on Sonichu?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. Because, you know, I had to go downtown today with my family and social security, I was- I couldn’t get another page done today but… Yeah, yeah I’ll try to get some more pages done tomorrow.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Ok, that’s good.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, definitely, yeah, you know, I should keep in my mind, you know, I originally started it as a hobby so I should continue it as a hobby, I should not let the trolls try luring me down.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Right.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Y-you know, their ridicules and all that. Yeah, I was just talking to Kim about, like you know, how to deal with- how to cope with the ah, stress from the trolls. You know, I-I got- Oh by the way, I should let you know, umm, I-I’m on a cell phone plan where I can talk air-time free between 9 and 6, 8, 9pm and 6am and on the weekends.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That sounds like every cell phone plan.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== Part 3 ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hmm. But any- Yeah. Anyway after 9 o’clock, I checked my voice- I check my voice messages and de- and delete a majority of them which, you know, also where troll messages anyway. And then, you know, I get to the few incoming calls from familiar troll numbers, or otherwise stri- or otherwise restricted. And, ah, unavailable numbers, which by the way, I know Kim does not call me til the 10 o’clock hour except she said sometime between 9 and 10pm tonight?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well what are you going to do if we call you anytime else?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Hm, yeah, I do have my phone on silent and… just ignore them.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Bu-But what happens if-No, what happens Kim or I try to call you any other time? Like, what if it’s just to say, ‘Hey, I can’t talk to you later.’ Or something? I mean is it just because you don’t have enough minutes?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Uh, no no. It’s just like, you know, I get too many incoming troll calls. I mean they’re coming in by the thousands, even if it’s from- I mean, you know, just the number of calls, not the number of people. I get them in the hundreds to thousands [Stutters]. I-It’s been piling up lately it’s-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, you should start blocking those numbers.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but most of them are restricted or unavailable and you can’t and you can’t block those. If you know how, if-if you don’t know the number to block then there you go…&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, technically you can but I don’t think you should if you wanna talk to us and stuff, you know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I, Yeah I know, Yeah. And I have not been able to figure out the blocking option on my phone. I thought I was close, but I rec- but I needed a password and I do not know the four-digit password.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You don’t know the password on your own phone?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Not at the current moment I do not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, I guess you’re just going to have to deal with them, you know?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. I’ll just, ah, listen to my messages and delete them. But anyway, you know, between you and Kim y’all work on your way on voicemail you know. Hm, I’m going to check those- I’m going to check those probably during the afternoon hours, I could. Ye- you know, yeah, you and Kim can just leave me a message on my voicemail, I’ll get it.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I-I guess. But you know, it-it’s just frustrating, like sometimes when, you know, like when I was at the mall and I couldn’t reach you. I mean, I don’t know, you just do whatever you feel is best.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. There’ll be-There’ll be- I feel it’ll be much better, you know, yeah, yeah, try and see if you can life the restricted thing off your phone or get a new cell phone. And th-that pretty much goes for Kim too, you know, so then I can-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] Well, you know I can’t because of my parents. So I wouldn’t bank on that anytime soon.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, I know. I know but I’m just putting that out there. You could probably do it in the future, not right now. Yeah, you understand. Anyway, yeah you know, just make it so I can actually read your number and then I’ll know it’s you. Every time.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Right.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, but I mean like, you know, currently I’m expecting you and Kim to call me, you know, respectively during the 10 and 11 o’clock hour.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well you know, we-we do have lives Chris. I mean, sometimes that’s just not going to work.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah. Well you know, y’all could send me like, an e-mail, early in the day. I check my e-mail about early afternoon.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Ok, well that’s great, but I mean you know since we’re FRIENDS, you know, you’re going to have to make some effort too. So I mean… you know…And speaking of us being friends, Kim told me something interesting. Umm, you know this girl named Scout?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh yes, yes, yes Scout, she ah-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, apparently YOU had an e-mail telling her that I wasn’t your sweetheart YET, but we were warming up to each other. What did you mean by that?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Oh, well I was just saying…I was… [Long awkward pause] Hmm... let me think a moment… [Another long pause] I ah, um, Scout and I were gonna meet up- were eventually going to meet together and you know, hang out, but-but then it just never up.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' That-that may be true, but that doesn’t have anything to do with what you told her. You know I’m still in love with MY Chris. You know I’m still going through a lot. So why would you tell people things like this. I mean, what did you mean by that? That we’re warming up to each other. And yet.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I-I mean warming up to each other as-as friends.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' You said I wasn’t your sweetheart YET. How hard is it to understand, that right now, we are friends.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I-I understand det-&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' [Talks over Chris] Just say we’re friends. It’s like you’re trying to mold me into something, or trap me. That’s not cool. I mean what happens if (&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I’m sorry&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;) we’re forever friends.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Pause] Hmmm.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, what happens if I’m in love with Chris forever? I mean, what happens if, even though the circumstances are horrible, he’s my true one?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well… do you really feel that way right now?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Right now I do. And that’s why it hurts so much.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Well, if you really want to go out and find him, I will not send you away.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I-I know, just yo-you- we need to be friends, Chris. You need to tell people we’re friends. You can’t plot behind my back like that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Dejected] Ok. I’m sorry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I mean, how hard is it say friends?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, it’s not hard. But it’s called wishful thinking…&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' I-I know but the thing is it- it’s wishful, you should keep it to yourself. I mean, if something happens, it does. But if it doesn’t, it doesn’t. The thing is that, you’ll… You just can’t do that. I mean, that’s going to make me angry and push me away. And you need to be respectful of my feelings and how much I love someone else. Even if he can’t be with me.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' [Stressful Sigh] Yeah, I understand and I’m sorry.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I hope you do, cuz you know, that just irritates me that you’re doing that behind my back.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. Well I can- I can undo Scout. I think yeah Scout was pretty much the only one I told that too, at this point. I mean, it’s not like I made a YouTube video, which I did not. I can swear to God on that.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well I hope not.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' I promise you I would not. [Pause] And, but yeah sure, I’ll straighten Scout out, if it’ll make you feel better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' It will make me feel better. It’ll make me tons better.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ok, I’ll send an e-mail to Scout and let her know that you and I are just friends. Yeah, I’ll straighten her out.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Ok.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ok.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Well, [Chris stress sighs] I’m going to go ahead and go and (&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Yeah&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;) you know, I’ve got school so I will talk to you- I might be late tomorrow because I’ll be working but I’ll try to talk to you when I could.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Ok, I understand. I-I’ll be waiting for you.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF0066&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Kacey:''' Ok, alright. Bye.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:''' Bye, talk to you later. Stay safe. Bye-bye.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Chris and brand loyalty</title>
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{{quote|You gotta have merchandise because it's like a wedding ring for the product. And it makes it- and then the fans will- will continue to support you as long as you have the merchandise a- it's like a wedding ring. |[[Download For Play Only|Chris, making his thoughts on branding as clear as he can.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris Love Micky D's.png|thumb|right|I'm LOVIN' it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Brand loyalty''' is a consumer's commitment to repeatedly purchasing a product or service from a particular company or business. Companies use advertising, loyalty programs, product placement and contests to establish a brand which consumers will recognize, consider valuable, and seek out at the expense of other brands. Due to his difficulty separating [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]] Chris tends to consider advertisements to be [[AXE|literal documentation of a product's effectiveness]] rather than intrinsically biased attempts to lure consumers and as a result of his sense of entitlement he views [[Chris and contests|winning randomized contests]] as a validation of his self worth. These qualities, in combination with his [[Autism|rigid thinking, fear of change and attraction to routine]], has led Chris to have intense brand loyalty for certain products as well as hatred for their perceived rivals. His loyalty even extends to areas that would not normally considered &amp;quot;brands,&amp;quot; such as mental disabilities and sexual orientations. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|Oil of Olay brand bar soap... Softer, smoother skin in a week or so! And, not only that, it gets you clean, and it makes you smell good... I just used it to wash my hands! And I use it in the shower! To [[Mass debating|wash myself vigorously]]! I certainly do not use any animals, my own [[Semen|jizz]], or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap. And Axe body wash. And shampoo, and conditioner. Available in anti-dandruff form! But anyway, Oil of Olay. Softer, smoother skin in a week, and makes you very clean. Have a nice day!|[[Anti Troll Movement Video1|Chris, promoting hygiene products without irony.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rubi 110309.jpg|thumb|right|Chris considered this a reward for drinking thousands of cans of Coke.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris considers his choice of brands to be a major component of his identity. In general, once Chris has committed to a particular &amp;quot;brand&amp;quot; he will stand by it regardless of its quality. He considers those who abandon a brand in favor of a competitor, such as [[Sonichu]] fans who became fans of [[Asperchu]], to be &amp;quot;hypocrites.&amp;quot; Chris seems to consider being a consumer of a particular brand as something like a relationship - at one point clumsily attempting to use a mangled quote from the video game [[Brutal Legend]] to explain this strange belief, saying that merchandise was like a wedding ring and that as long as there was branded merchandise available, fans should stay loyal&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Download For Play Only]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is highly susceptible to marketing and branding; he feels strong loyalty to brands even, and perhaps especially, if they are essentially identical to their rivals. He is drawn to virtually every attempt at generating brand loyalty, compulsively entering any contest he encounters and fastidiously collecting various loyalty points, including [[My Coke Rewards]] and [[Wikipedia:McDonald's Monopoly|''McDonald's Monopoly'']].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Lbpsucks.JPG|thumb|left|Free advertising]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris seems to struggle to understand the economics of advertisements, instead seeing them as positive features in the media he enjoys. He happily included his own versions of advertisements and product placement for real brands in his [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]] and nearly every issue of [[Sonichu]]; he seemed genuinely surprised that Coke, for example, wouldn't want one of his fake Coke ads - &amp;quot;hand-drawn charm&amp;quot; notwithstanding - on the [[Cwcipedia]]. He also frequently states that his videos are sponsored or &amp;quot;brought to you by&amp;quot; various companies with which he has no business relationship and uses his own variation of marketing speak to plug their products. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He is a vigorous defender of his favored brands in unusual ways, warning his readers not to purchase pirated versions of [[Little Big Planet]] (a PS3 exclusive title) for Xbox 360, despite the fact that this is impossible. &lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|HERO OF MY LIFE|[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Chris, describing Sonic]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|A match made in heaven?]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sonic is the quintessential example of Chris's intense brand loyalty. Chris is, in many ways, the product of Sega's attempt to allow people to feel a personal connection with electronic appliances. Following Mario's success for Nintendo, Sonic was designed to appeal to young children and act as a mascot for Sega. He was concocted by combining elements from other popular cultural elements of the early 1990s, including Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, and Santa Claus. Part of Sega's strategy was to employ a multi-pronged marketing technique, including video games, television shows, and contests. Chris followed all of these closely and in a fateful moment became the winner of the [[Sonic Watch and Win Sweepstakes]], which cemented Sonic's place of honor in Chris's mind. Sonic became Chris's &amp;quot;lifelong hero,&amp;quot; replacing his previous &amp;quot;lifelong hero&amp;quot; [[The American Rabbit]] (despite Sonic's much greater grip on his life, Chris has often felt compelled to mention the American Rabbit, as if out of some obligation). While Sonic was certainly a popular franchise, particularly in the 1990s, Chris became obsessed with the hedgehog to a level likely unanticipated by Sega. During the 1990s Sonic occupied nearly all of his thinking, serving as a fantasy world in which he could escape from the realities of daily life. Chris would generally combine Sonic with whatever he was doing, whether it was replacing the characters in Goosebumps books with Sonic characters or combining [[Bionic|Sonic with basketball to form the recolor &amp;quot;Bionic]].&amp;quot; Over the past two decades Chris has purchased nearly every Sonic-branded game, toy, and bit of merchandise, and seems to view Sonic as something like an old personal friend.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Instead of growing up and moving on when the Sonic brand began to grow stale at the end of the 1990s, Chris merged Sonic with his other beloved franchise at the time, [[Pokemon]], to create [[Sonichu]], who has largely replaced Sonic as the primary character in his internal fantasy world - although Sonic still makes occasional cameo appearances.    &lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Sonic's sidekick Tails's major presence in Sonic media, Chris rarely refers to him and conspicuously left him, or any recolor of him or two-tailed anything, absent from ''Sonichu.'' Some have speculated that this may be due to popular schoolyard rumors that conjectured that Sonic and Tails were in a homosexual relationship. Chris's notorious [[homophobia]] may have caused him to have an aversion to a character that he imagined might have tempted Sonic from &amp;quot;the straight path.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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This sort of loyalty seems to even extend to the spinoffs as well. Despite three American cartoons (including the one kicked off his love for Sonic), two Japanese cartoons, and a long-running American comic, most if not all of Chris's usages of Sonic center on the video games. &lt;br /&gt;
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Although Mario and Nintendo were vicious rivals of Sonic and Sega, Chris seems to have been largely oblivious to this tension and never subjected them to the kind of hatred he would aim at rivals of his favored products later in his life.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[PS3|Playstation 3]] vs. [[HEXBox]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is never the answer.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call My Digital Home. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|[[PS3 History Level|Chris expressing TRUE and HONEST love.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Perhaps Chris's best known case of brand loyalty is his sycophantic love of the [[PS3|Sony PlayStation 3]] and abject hatred for the [[XBox|Microsoft XBox 360]]. While fanboyism for these video game consoles is certainly well known and the rivalry between these products was referred to as a &amp;quot;console war,&amp;quot; Chris, as he frequently does, took it to a new level, irrationally hating the Xbox 360 and heaping love and money on Sony. Chris was obsessed with the PS3 long before he was able to purchase one, stating that he would throw out the cure for autism for the $600 hunk of black plastic &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Pixelated PS3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.  When he finally bought a PS3, after failing to [[Pixelated PS3|win it in a contest]], he considered it to be the &amp;quot;ultimate life upgrade.&amp;quot; The PS3 and its online component the [[PSN]], where he has spent thousands of dollars, became an extremely important part of every day for Chris.  He would also use his limited budget to purchase numerous Sony branded accessories, including a flat-screen TV, a [[PSEye]], PSmove, PSmove Sharpshooter and multiple [[Guitar Hero]] controllers. Chris seems to find more pleasure in the purchasing of PS3 content than in its actual use. He frequently buys downloadable content for games he does not own. Chris seems to consider the PS3 and its games and accessories to be a genuine life improvement or something akin to investments rather than a glorified hugbox; how these electronic gizmos do anything but distract him from reality remains unclear. Chris went to great lengths to express his distaste for the PS3 primary rival: the Xbox 360, or &amp;quot;HEXbox&amp;quot; as he liked to call it. When Chris would propose a videogame such as [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]], he would make sure to state that it would be for all consoles... HEXbox excepted. Chris went as far as defacing in-store advertisements for the Xbox while yelling &amp;quot;kick that hex-bawx&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;August 2010&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and frequently lashing out at those who appeared to like or be affiliated with the Xbox.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's reasons for hating the Xbox 360 have never been clearly defined. When pressed for answers, Chris would generally cite Xbox Live's (Xbox's online component) cost or the infamous &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Red_ring_of_death#.22General_Hardware_Failure.22_errors|red ring of death]]&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. He would later admit that his anger stemmed from jealousy over being unable to afford an original Xbox and that the aforementioned reasons were merely excuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 14]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.  Though he later softened his stance against the Xbox under the influence of [[Jackie]], the rivalry between the consoles and Chris's loyalty towards Sony was at its peak during the height of Chris trolling. This caused his hatred to become well known and the Xbox 360 to become a bit of a mascot for trolls. Chris also associated the Xbox with trolls, depicting [[Alec Benson Leary]] as an Xbox user. Even though he has recanted much of his hatred towards the XBox 360, he has not made the choice to purchase one, despite spending the vast majority of his money on video games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Ironically, Chris once felt similar hatred towards the Sony Playstation 1 and 2, which were at that time rivals to his beloved Nintendo 64 and GameCube respectively. His hatred for Sony and its gaming products, described by Chris as equal to his contemporary hatred of Microsoft, evaporated when he purchased a Playstation 1 at an SPCA rummage sale for a &amp;quot;bargain.&amp;quot; He intended to sell it for profit, but instead played it and found it to be enjoyable. Instead of learning from this, discovering that rival consoles can be equally enjoyable, Chris simply became a Sony fanboy and began hating Microsoft.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 14]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Autism]] vs. [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Competing Retards|[[Mailbag 19|The first words that comes to Chris's mind when he thinks of Asperger's syndrome]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris extends his loyalty to brands far outside the normal realms of products and services and into the world of mental abnormality. He is extremely loyal to his diagnosis of autism, swearing by &amp;quot;my autism&amp;quot; multiple times and considering it to be an integral part of his identity, despite having serious difficulty grasping how the condition affects his ability to function. Just as with the PS3 and Xbox 360, Chris has identified a rival to autism in Asperger's syndrome. Despite the fact that Chris's &amp;quot;high-functioning&amp;quot; autism and Asperger's are essentially identical diagnoses, Chris feels that people with Asperger's are trying to &amp;quot;steal his limelight&amp;quot; and in fact stated that the name of the disorder, beyond merely sounding like &amp;quot;a bad cut of meat,&amp;quot; brought to mind &amp;quot;competing retards.&amp;quot;  Just like with Coke and Pepsi, Chris has taken two functionally identical things and chosen one to identify with and the other to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Harry Potter]] vs. [[Pokemon]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:100-DarkCWC.jpg|thumb|right|Chris expressing his hatred for &amp;quot;that spaz&amp;quot; the only way he knows how... in Pokemon form.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|He dared compete against Pok'emon, PLUS he is a total Spaz, and I just do not care for him at all.|[[Mailbag 7|Chris]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
Although this is not seen as a traditional rivalry by the rest of world, Chris has a strong dislike of the boy wizard Harry Potter because he perceives him to be a threat to the Pokemon franchise. Chris calls him a &amp;quot;total spaz&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 7|Mailbag #7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and at one point even [[Death threats|''threatened to kill'']] [[Chris and reality|the fictional character]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/e/ea/100-DarkCWC.jpg &amp;quot;Dark Christian&amp;quot; card from [[Wall of Originals]].]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  His hatred appears to stem from Chris's perception that a brand was once again &amp;quot;stealing the limelight&amp;quot; from something he identified with, in this case Pokemon.  When Harry Potter and Pokemon were released at roughly the same time while Chris was in high school. While Pokemon was aimed at younger children, Harry Potter targeted a slightly older, more literate demographic.  To Chris, the choice was obvious.&lt;br /&gt;
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In later years Chris softened his stance on Harry Potter and at the request of [[Jackie]], he [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat|dressed up as a wizard and made reference to Harry Potter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Nintendo]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Listen People of Nintendo, DURING MY LIFETIME, my family and I have [[Chris and money|invested]] THOUSANDS of American Dollars and Cents in Nintendo Video Games and Systems from NES and Game Boy to Gamecube/Wii and DS/GBA.|[[Miyamoto_Saga#Chris's Inspiration|Chris, expecting his loyalty to Nintendo to be repaid.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has been a lifelong fan of Nintendo products, and although his love of Sonic prevented him from becoming obsessed with Mario, Chris has owned nearly every Nintendo console and handheld since the NES (there have been no signs of the infamous Virtual Boy). His relationship with Nintendo and his interactions with [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], who he believed was interested in producing a Sonichu game, displays Chris's odd understanding of consumer/corporate relations. It appears that Chris believed that his loyalty to various corporate interests would be recognized and returned in a reciprocal fashion, as he listed his multitude of Nintendo purchases in an attempt to convince the game developer to work with him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Miyamoto emails&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sexuality==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am straight; do not label me otherwise.  I would rather suffer a painful [[Tomgirl|gender-change operation]] than ever be a [[homo]].|[[Sonichu #9|Chris demonstrating proper use of a semicolon.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Also, I Swear as God and Jesus as my Witnesses, [[Virgin#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|THE FIRST TIME]], and maybe the second time as well, I HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN, I WILL Video Record the Whole Thing and Upload it onto RedTube, so FINALLY PEOPLE can SEE what should have been seen almost a Decade Ago.|[[ChrisChanSonichu_and_WikiSysop_correspondence#The_Introduction_Image_Space_is_NOT_Ad_Space_.28CCS.29|Chris discussing his plans for his first time with his webmaster.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's allegiance to heterosexuality and hatred for homosexuality could be seen as a form of warped brand loyalty. To Chris, heterosexual love is the most pure joyous expression of emotion that can be experienced, the search for which is the noblest of quests. Its opposite- homosexual love- on the other hand, is a warped dangerous temptation and those who practice it are worthy of scorn. Chris has even forgone platonic same-sex friendships in an effort to avoid any possibility that he might associate with and be tempted by a homosexual. Just as with his hatred for the XBox, Chris is completely closed minded when it comes to evaluating homosexuality; to him it is the enemy and the mere thought of it makes him blind with rage. Despite his efforts at finding heterosexual love, Chris seems more concerned with insuring that he is properly labeled as a STRAIGHT man. His efforts to prove to the world that he is in fact not a homo include going as far as planning to record and publicize his first heterosexual experience against the wishes of his hypothetical partner. Whether Chris's hatred for homosexual stems from jealousy, as it did with his hatred for the XBox, is unknown. &lt;br /&gt;
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The origin of this loyalty can be traced back to his childhood: [[Bob]], being a Southern gentleman, not only disliked homosexuals in the traditional bigoted manner, but suffered from frequent paranoid delusions regarding their role in his life. When Chris ran into trouble at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] Bob blamed the problems not only on the principal (who he was certain was a homosexual), but on the school board which, for reasons left unclear, he believed to be stacked with homosexuals who despised his family. Even incredibly [[naive]] Christian was capable of  seeing that this was, at the very least, an exaggeration, if not a paranoid persecution fantasy&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Chris, on IRC, circa 21 January 2009.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Nevertheless this kind of hatred and paranoia sunk into Chris's mind and was compounded by Bob's unfounded and bizarre belief that Chris's trolling originated with several homosexuals who he believed frequented the [[GAMe PLACe]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's feelings on lesbianism are more nuanced. While he still feels the Biblical injunction against same-sex coupling applies, scissoring is just too hot for him to condemn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Axe]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I respectfully and humbly request that on the package a statement li—such as &amp;quot;DESIGNED ONLY FOR STRAIGHT ORIENTED MEN&amp;quot;|[[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|Chris]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's loyalty to this multinational deodorant brand (called Lynx in the UK) is a classic example of Chris taking advertising literally. Early commercials for the deodorant depicted women throwing themselves at men in a manner reminiscent of Chris's desire for women to approach him in public. Rather than seeing this as hyperbole, Chris seems to believe that the product may have this effect in reality. Obviously Axe has never worked as advertised for Chris, but he has maintained his status as a loyal customer for many years.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Axe is also an example of how Chris considers the products he buys an integral component of his identity. As a loyal Axe customer, he was deeply disturbed when he was told that Axe was popular in the gay community, and he felt the need to use [[Youtube]] to [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|request that the Unilever Corporation]] use labels to specifically forbid homosexuals from using their products.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[McDonald's]] vs. [[Burger King]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Tea for a dollar, in a Large Cup, at McDonalds; go Dollar-Menuaires!|[[IRC (24 October 2008)|Chris, plugging his favorite restaurant to the trolls.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Burgerking.jpg|thumb|left|[[Chris and cinematography|An example of Chris's brilliant camerawork]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is a lifelong acolyte of McDonald's and thus dislikes its main competitor, Burger King. McDonald's is a major component of Chris's life. He eats a significant percentage of his meals at the popular fast-food restaurant, considers it the perfect location for a first date, and features it as a location in several issues of Sonichu. One of his most cherished and sickening fantasies involves having sex with his sweetheart in the handicapped bathroom of the local McDonald's. Chris has little love for Burger King, although he certainly never mentioned refusing to eat the food when dragged there by his father, who preferred it to McDonald's (Bob and Chris apparently did have some dispute about coupons with the manager of their local Burger King, resulting in Chris's bizarre attempt to get his trolls to troll her by creating an article on the CWCki). Chris has never mentioned having any strong positive or negative feelings toward the Wendy's chain before his brief stint as an employee, and seems not to hold animosity toward the chain as a whole despite being fired from his local store after three days.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some time in 2012 Chris seems to have turned on McDonald's, urging people to avoid the Forest Lakes location as he believes he has been discriminated against due to his autism and foul mouth. Whether Chris himself has actually stopped going to the nearest location of his favorite restaurant remains to be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Coke and Pepsi==&lt;br /&gt;
Surprisingly, Chris does not appear to have a specific long-term loyalty in this classic example of a nonexistent choice. He has been known to drink both, but claims that Sonichu drinks only [[CWC Cola]], a variant of Pepsi with a [[Semen|special ingredient]]. At one point he supported a boycott of Pepsi due to its alleged &amp;quot;gay-friendliness.&amp;quot; He has been known to hoard My Coke Rewards points; in the Ivy Q&amp;amp;A, Ivy describes his becoming miffed at having to use his points to buy a different version of a song he already owned to fulfill Ivy's request for a video. One might think that a few points are a trifling thing when sweet, sweet [[china]] is the potential reward, but then one probably isn't Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|You gotta have merchandise because it's like a wedding ring for the product. And it makes it- and then the fans will- will continue to support you as long as you have the merchandise a- it's like a wedding ring. |[[Download For Play Only|Chris, making his thoughts on branding as clear as he can.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris Love Micky D's.png|thumb|right|I'm LOVIN' it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Brand loyalty''' is a consumer's commitment to repeatedly purchasing a product or service from a particular company or business. Companies use advertising, loyalty programs, product placement and contests to establish a brand which consumers will recognize, consider valuable, and seek out at the expense of other brands. Due to his difficulty separating [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]] Chris tends to consider advertisements to be [[AXE|literal documentation of a product's effectiveness]] rather than intrinsically biased attempts to lure consumers and as a result of his sense of entitlement he views [[Chris and contests|winning randomized contests]] as a validation of his self worth. These qualities, in combination with his [[Autism|rigid thinking, fear of change and attraction to routine]], has led Chris to have intense brand loyalty for certain products as well as hatred for their perceived rivals. His loyalty even extends to areas that would not normally considered &amp;quot;brands,&amp;quot; such as mental disabilities and sexual orientations. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|Oil of Olay brand bar soap... Softer, smoother skin in a week or so! And, not only that, it gets you clean, and it makes you smell good... I just used it to wash my hands! And I use it in the shower! To [[Mass debating|wash myself vigorously]]! I certainly do not use any animals, my own [[Semen|jizz]], or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap. And Axe body wash. And shampoo, and conditioner. Available in anti-dandruff form! But anyway, Oil of Olay. Softer, smoother skin in a week, and makes you very clean. Have a nice day!|[[Anti Troll Movement Video1|Chris, promoting hygiene products without irony.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rubi 110309.jpg|thumb|right|Chris considered this a reward for drinking thousands of cans of Coke.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris considers his choice of brands to be a major component of his identity. In general, once Chris has committed to a particular &amp;quot;brand&amp;quot; he will stand by it regardless of its quality. He considers those who abandon a brand in favor of a competitor, such as [[Sonichu]] fans who became fans of [[Asperchu]], to be &amp;quot;hypocrites.&amp;quot; Chris seems to consider being a consumer of a particular brand as something like a relationship - at one point clumsily attempting to use a mangled quote from the video game [[Brutal Legend]] to explain this strange belief, saying that merchandise was like a wedding ring and that as long as there was branded merchandise available, fans should stay loyal&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Download For Play Only]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is highly susceptible to marketing and branding; he feels strong loyalty to brands even, and perhaps especially, if they are essentially identical to their rivals. He is drawn to virtually every attempt at generating brand loyalty, compulsively entering any contest he encounters and fastidiously collecting various loyalty points, including [[My Coke Rewards]] and [[Wikipedia:McDonald's Monopoly|''McDonald's Monopoly'']].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Lbpsucks.JPG|thumb|left|Free advertising]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris seems to struggle to understand the economics of advertisements, instead seeing them as positive features in the media he enjoys. He happily included his own versions of advertisements and product placement for real brands in his [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]] and nearly every issue of [[Sonichu]]; he seemed genuinely surprised that Coke, for example, wouldn't want one of his fake Coke ads - &amp;quot;hand-drawn charm&amp;quot; notwithstanding - on the [[Cwcipedia]]. He also frequently states that his videos are sponsored or &amp;quot;brought to you by&amp;quot; various companies with which he has no business relationship and uses his own variation of marketing speak to plug their products. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He is a vigorous defender of his favored brands in unusual ways, warning his readers not to purchase pirated versions of [[Little Big Planet]] (a PS3 exclusive title) for Xbox 360, despite the fact that this is impossible. &lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|HERO OF MY LIFE|[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Chris, describing Sonic]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|A match made in heaven?]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sonic is the quintessential example of Chris's intense brand loyalty. Chris is, in many ways, the product of Sega's attempt to allow people to feel a personal connection with electronic appliances. Following Mario's success for Nintendo, Sonic was designed to appeal to young children and act as a mascot for Sega. He was concocted by combining elements from other popular cultural elements of the early 1990s, including Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, and Santa Claus. Part of Sega's strategy was to employ a multi-pronged marketing technique, including video games, television shows, and contests. Chris followed all of these closely and in a fateful moment became the winner of the [[Sonic Watch and Win Sweepstakes]], which cemented Sonic's place of honor in Chris's mind. Sonic became Chris's &amp;quot;lifelong hero,&amp;quot; replacing his previous &amp;quot;lifelong hero&amp;quot; [[The American Rabbit]] (despite Sonic's much greater grip on his life, Chris has often felt compelled to mention the American Rabbit, as if out of some obligation). While Sonic was certainly a popular franchise, particularly in the 1990s, Chris became obsessed with the hedgehog to a level likely unanticipated by Sega. During the 1990s Sonic occupied nearly all of his thinking, serving as a fantasy world in which he could escape from the realities of daily life. Chris would generally combine Sonic with whatever he was doing, whether it was replacing the characters in Goosebumps books with Sonic characters or combining [[Bionic|Sonic with basketball to form the recolor &amp;quot;Bionic]].&amp;quot; Over the past two decades Chris has purchased nearly every Sonic-branded game, toy, and bit of merchandise, and seems to view Sonic as something like an old personal friend.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Instead of growing up and moving on when the Sonic brand began to grow stale at the end of the 1990s, Chris merged Sonic with his other beloved franchise at the time, [[Pokemon]], to create [[Sonichu]], who has largely replaced Sonic as the primary character in his internal fantasy world - although Sonic still makes occasional cameo appearances.    &lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Sonic's sidekick Tails's major presence in Sonic media, Chris rarely refers to him and conspicuously left him, or any recolor of him or two-tailed anything, absent from ''Sonichu.'' Some have speculated that this may be due to popular schoolyard rumors that conjectured that Sonic and Tails were in a homosexual relationship. Chris's notorious [[homophobia]] may have caused him to have an aversion to a character that he imagined might have tempted Sonic from &amp;quot;the straight path.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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This sort of loyalty seems to even extend to the spinoffs as well. Despite three American cartoons (including the one kicked off his love for Sonic), two Japanese cartoons, and a long-running American comic, most if not all of Chris's usages of Sonic center on the video games. &lt;br /&gt;
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Although Mario and Nintendo were vicious rivals of Sonic and Sega, Chris seems to have been largely oblivious to this tension and never subjected them to the kind of hatred he would aim at rivals of his favored products later in his life.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[PS3|Playstation 3]] vs. [[HEXBox]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is never the answer.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call My Digital Home. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|[[PS3 History Level|Chris expressing TRUE and HONEST love.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Perhaps Chris's best known case of brand loyalty is his sycophantic love of the [[PS3|Sony PlayStation 3]] and abject hatred for the [[XBox|Microsoft XBox 360]]. While fanboyism for these video game consoles is certainly well known and the rivalry between these products was referred to as a &amp;quot;console war,&amp;quot; Chris, as he frequently does, took it to a new level, irrationally hating the Xbox 360 and heaping love and money on Sony. Chris was obsessed with the PS3 long before he was able to purchase one, stating that he would throw out the cure for autism for the $600 hunk of black plastic &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Pixelated PS3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.  When he finally bought a PS3, after failing to [[Pixelated PS3|win it in a contest]], he considered it to be the &amp;quot;ultimate life upgrade.&amp;quot; The PS3 and its online component the [[PSN]], where he has spent thousands of dollars, became an extremely important part of every day for Chris.  He would also use his limited budget to purchase numerous Sony branded accessories, including a flat-screen TV, a [[PSEye]], PSmove, PSmove Sharpshooter and multiple [[Guitar Hero]] controllers. Chris seems to find more pleasure in the purchasing of PS3 content than in its actual use. He frequently buys downloadable content for games he does not own. Chris seems to consider the PS3 and its games and accessories to be a genuine life improvement or something akin to investments rather than a glorified hugbox; how these electronic gizmos do anything but distract him from reality remains unclear. Chris went to great lengths to express his distaste for the PS3 primary rival: the Xbox 360, or &amp;quot;HEXbox&amp;quot; as he liked to call it. When Chris would propose a videogame such as [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]], he would make sure to state that it would be for all consoles... HEXbox excepted. Chris went as far as defacing in-store advertisements for the Xbox while yelling &amp;quot;kick that hex-bawx&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;August 2010&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and frequently lashing out at those who appeared to like or be affiliated with the Xbox.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's reasons for hating the Xbox 360 have never been clearly defined. When pressed for answers, Chris would generally cite Xbox Live's (Xbox's online component) cost or the infamous &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Red_ring_of_death#.22General_Hardware_Failure.22_errors|red ring of death]]&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. He would later admit that his anger stemmed from jealousy over being unable to afford an original Xbox and that the aforementioned reasons were merely excuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 14]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.  Though he later softened his stance against the Xbox under the influence of [[Jackie]], the rivalry between the consoles and Chris's loyalty towards Sony was at its peak during the height of Chris trolling. This caused his hatred to become well known and the Xbox 360 to become a bit of a mascot for trolls. Chris also associated the Xbox with trolls, depicting [[Alec Benson Leary]] as an Xbox user. Even though he has recanted much of his hatred towards the XBox 360, he has not made the choice to purchase one, despite spending the vast majority of his money on video games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Ironically, Chris once felt similar hatred towards the Sony PS 1 and 2, which were at that time rivals to his beloved Nintendo N64 and GameCube respectively. His hatred for Sony and its gaming products, described by Chris as equal to his contemporary hatred of Microsoft, evaporated when he purchased a PS 1 at an SPCA rummage sale for a &amp;quot;bargain.&amp;quot; He intended to sell it for profit, but instead played it and found it to be enjoyable. Instead of learning from this, discovering that rival consoles can be equally enjoyable, Chris simply became a Sony fanboy and began hating Microsoft.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 14]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Autism]] vs. [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Competing Retards|[[Mailbag 19|The first words that comes to Chris's mind when he thinks of Asperger's syndrome]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris extends his loyalty to brands far outside the normal realms of products and services and into the world of mental abnormality. He is extremely loyal to his diagnosis of autism, swearing by &amp;quot;my autism&amp;quot; multiple times and considering it to be an integral part of his identity, despite having serious difficulty grasping how the condition affects his ability to function. Just as with the PS3 and Xbox 360, Chris has identified a rival to autism in Asperger's syndrome. Despite the fact that Chris's &amp;quot;high-functioning&amp;quot; autism and Asperger's are essentially identical diagnoses, Chris feels that people with Asperger's are trying to &amp;quot;steal his limelight&amp;quot; and in fact stated that the name of the disorder, beyond merely sounding like &amp;quot;a bad cut of meat,&amp;quot; brought to mind &amp;quot;competing retards.&amp;quot;  Just like with Coke and Pepsi, Chris has taken two functionally identical things and chosen one to identify with and the other to hate.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Harry Potter]] vs. [[Pokemon]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:100-DarkCWC.jpg|thumb|right|Chris expressing his hatred for &amp;quot;that spaz&amp;quot; the only way he knows how... in Pokemon form.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|He dared compete against Pok'emon, PLUS he is a total Spaz, and I just do not care for him at all.|[[Mailbag 7|Chris]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
Although this is not seen as a traditional rivalry by the rest of world, Chris has a strong dislike of the boy wizard Harry Potter because he perceives him to be a threat to the Pokemon franchise. Chris calls him a &amp;quot;total spaz&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 7|Mailbag #7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and at one point even [[Death threats|''threatened to kill'']] [[Chris and reality|the fictional character]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/e/ea/100-DarkCWC.jpg &amp;quot;Dark Christian&amp;quot; card from [[Wall of Originals]].]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  His hatred appears to stem from Chris's perception that a brand was once again &amp;quot;stealing the limelight&amp;quot; from something he identified with, in this case Pokemon.  When Harry Potter and Pokemon were released at roughly the same time while Chris was in high school. While Pokemon was aimed at younger children, Harry Potter targeted a slightly older, more literate demographic.  To Chris, the choice was obvious.&lt;br /&gt;
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In later years Chris softened his stance on Harry Potter and at the request of [[Jackie]], he [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat|dressed up as a wizard and made reference to Harry Potter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Nintendo]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Listen People of Nintendo, DURING MY LIFETIME, my family and I have [[Chris and money|invested]] THOUSANDS of American Dollars and Cents in Nintendo Video Games and Systems from NES and Game Boy to Gamecube/Wii and DS/GBA.|[[Miyamoto_Saga#Chris's Inspiration|Chris, expecting his loyalty to Nintendo to be repaid.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has been a lifelong fan of Nintendo products, and although his love of Sonic prevented him from becoming obsessed with Mario, Chris has owned nearly every Nintendo console and handheld since the NES (there have been no signs of the infamous Virtual Boy). His relationship with Nintendo and his interactions with [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], who he believed was interested in producing a Sonichu game, displays Chris's odd understanding of consumer/corporate relations. It appears that Chris believed that his loyalty to various corporate interests would be recognized and returned in a reciprocal fashion, as he listed his multitude of Nintendo purchases in an attempt to convince the game developer to work with him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Miyamoto emails&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sexuality==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am straight; do not label me otherwise.  I would rather suffer a painful [[Tomgirl|gender-change operation]] than ever be a [[homo]].|[[Sonichu #9|Chris demonstrating proper use of a semicolon.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Also, I Swear as God and Jesus as my Witnesses, [[Virgin#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|THE FIRST TIME]], and maybe the second time as well, I HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN, I WILL Video Record the Whole Thing and Upload it onto RedTube, so FINALLY PEOPLE can SEE what should have been seen almost a Decade Ago.|[[ChrisChanSonichu_and_WikiSysop_correspondence#The_Introduction_Image_Space_is_NOT_Ad_Space_.28CCS.29|Chris discussing his plans for his first time with his webmaster.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's allegiance to heterosexuality and hatred for homosexuality could be seen as a form of warped brand loyalty. To Chris, heterosexual love is the most pure joyous expression of emotion that can be experienced, the search for which is the noblest of quests. Its opposite- homosexual love- on the other hand, is a warped dangerous temptation and those who practice it are worthy of scorn. Chris has even forgone platonic same-sex friendships in an effort to avoid any possibility that he might associate with and be tempted by a homosexual. Just as with his hatred for the XBox, Chris is completely closed minded when it comes to evaluating homosexuality; to him it is the enemy and the mere thought of it makes him blind with rage. Despite his efforts at finding heterosexual love, Chris seems more concerned with insuring that he is properly labeled as a STRAIGHT man. His efforts to prove to the world that he is in fact not a homo include going as far as planning to record and publicize his first heterosexual experience against the wishes of his hypothetical partner. Whether Chris's hatred for homosexual stems from jealousy, as it did with his hatred for the XBox, is unknown. &lt;br /&gt;
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The origin of this loyalty can be traced back to his childhood: [[Bob]], being a Southern gentleman, not only disliked homosexuals in the traditional bigoted manner, but suffered from frequent paranoid delusions regarding their role in his life. When Chris ran into trouble at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] Bob blamed the problems not only on the principal (who he was certain was a homosexual), but on the school board which, for reasons left unclear, he believed to be stacked with homosexuals who despised his family. Even incredibly [[naive]] Christian was capable of  seeing that this was, at the very least, an exaggeration, if not a paranoid persecution fantasy&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Chris, on IRC, circa 21 January 2009.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Nevertheless this kind of hatred and paranoia sunk into Chris's mind and was compounded by Bob's unfounded and bizarre belief that Chris's trolling originated with several homosexuals who he believed frequented the [[GAMe PLACe]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's feelings on lesbianism are more nuanced. While he still feels the Biblical injunction against same-sex coupling applies, scissoring is just too hot for him to condemn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Axe]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I respectfully and humbly request that on the package a statement li—such as &amp;quot;DESIGNED ONLY FOR STRAIGHT ORIENTED MEN&amp;quot;|[[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|Chris]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's loyalty to this multinational deodorant brand (called Lynx in the UK) is a classic example of Chris taking advertising literally. Early commercials for the deodorant depicted women throwing themselves at men in a manner reminiscent of Chris's desire for women to approach him in public. Rather than seeing this as hyperbole, Chris seems to believe that the product may have this effect in reality. Obviously Axe has never worked as advertised for Chris, but he has maintained his status as a loyal customer for many years.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Axe is also an example of how Chris considers the products he buys an integral component of his identity. As a loyal Axe customer, he was deeply disturbed when he was told that Axe was popular in the gay community, and he felt the need to use [[Youtube]] to [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|request that the Unilever Corporation]] use labels to specifically forbid homosexuals from using their products.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[McDonald's]] vs. [[Burger King]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Tea for a dollar, in a Large Cup, at McDonalds; go Dollar-Menuaires!|[[IRC (24 October 2008)|Chris, plugging his favorite restaurant to the trolls.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Burgerking.jpg|thumb|left|[[Chris and cinematography|An example of Chris's brilliant camerawork]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is a lifelong acolyte of McDonald's and thus dislikes its main competitor, Burger King. McDonald's is a major component of Chris's life. He eats a significant percentage of his meals at the popular fast-food restaurant, considers it the perfect location for a first date, and features it as a location in several issues of Sonichu. One of his most cherished and sickening fantasies involves having sex with his sweetheart in the handicapped bathroom of the local McDonald's. Chris has little love for Burger King, although he certainly never mentioned refusing to eat the food when dragged there by his father, who preferred it to McDonald's (Bob and Chris apparently did have some dispute about coupons with the manager of their local Burger King, resulting in Chris's bizarre attempt to get his trolls to troll her by creating an article on the CWCki). Chris has never mentioned having any strong positive or negative feelings toward the Wendy's chain before his brief stint as an employee, and seems not to hold animosity toward the chain as a whole despite being fired from his local store after three days.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some time in 2012 Chris seems to have turned on McDonald's, urging people to avoid the Forest Lakes location as he believes he has been discriminated against due to his autism and foul mouth. Whether Chris himself has actually stopped going to the nearest location of his favorite restaurant remains to be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Coke and Pepsi==&lt;br /&gt;
Surprisingly, Chris does not appear to have a specific long-term loyalty in this classic example of a nonexistent choice. He has been known to drink both, but claims that Sonichu drinks only [[CWC Cola]], a variant of Pepsi with a [[Semen|special ingredient]]. At one point he supported a boycott of Pepsi due to its alleged &amp;quot;gay-friendliness.&amp;quot; He has been known to hoard My Coke Rewards points; in the Ivy Q&amp;amp;A, Ivy describes his becoming miffed at having to use his points to buy a different version of a song he already owned to fulfill Ivy's request for a video. One might think that a few points are a trifling thing when sweet, sweet [[china]] is the potential reward, but then one probably isn't Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|[I] looked up to Sonic the Hedgehog as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also [[Slow-in-the-minds|in the head]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 20]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ClassicSonic.png|thumb|150px|Chris's current hero.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a fictional character that was created by [[Sega]] in order to serve as their main mascot (replacing Alex Kidd), as well as to compete against Nintendo's Super Mario. He is also one of the primary characters from which the beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] draws inspiration.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claims that Sonic has been his &amp;quot;life long hero&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPv7MqvrDK0&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded#!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; since June [[1990]][''sic'']&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Interestingly, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, replacing [[The American Rabbit]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from a magazine promotion of the series from late 1990, involving the basic plot of Sonic running around to defeat [[Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical]] man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. A show based on the games called [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']] was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests (cf. [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]) to the eventual creation of [[Sonichu]]. Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Role in the comics==&lt;br /&gt;
Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as &amp;quot;Uncle Sonic&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Miles &amp;quot;Tails&amp;quot; Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Master System|Sega Master System]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime, and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named &amp;quot;Prowerlo Sonichu&amp;quot;) has had a role in ''Sonichu''. An orange character who's probably meant to be Tails can be seen in the background of a [[Scrapbook]] [[:Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|drawing of Sonic and Sonichu]] and he is also briefly featured in a fancomic [[PandaHalo]] made and Chris added to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but other than that neither Tails nor a recolor of him appear in the Sonichu universe.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|thumb|He did make a [[Lego]] version of Tails.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named &amp;quot;[[Prower]]&amp;quot;. Contrary to what some believe, it is not likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs]] and Newgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Chris said that &amp;quot;I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He later claims that he &amp;quot;did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Despite this, Chris ''did'' create two Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails and Supreon (an evolution of the former), though they only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]].  Tails also gets a mention in &amp;quot;[[Sonichu &amp;amp; Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]&amp;quot;, a Sonichu short story which predates the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] might be the closest a Sonichu character has ever come to ripping off Tails. While they're nothing alike in their looks or personalities, Wild does states in [[Sonichu 3]] that he can use his tail as a propeller, an ability also shared by Tails.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Amy Rose ==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Amy Rose''' is a ''[[Sonic]]'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In fleshing out the world of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chrischan_traced.jpg|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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While Sonichu is essentially a recolor of Sonic with a Pikachu tail shoved up his ass, Rosechu is a much more direct rip-off. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose2.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As Chris points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is not reciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a &amp;quot;modern girl&amp;quot;, which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|face-raping people]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|amateur pornography]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's Rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Shadow the Hedgehog ==&lt;br /&gt;
Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. Quickly becoming a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to &amp;quot;create&amp;quot; another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike [[Rosechu]], who is virtually identical to Amy in every relevant respect, [[Black Sonichu]] (Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is supposed to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.  &lt;br /&gt;
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While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of [[Sonichu]] instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Comics==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|right|More likely than not a bigger inspiration than the games series itself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonic comics are almost as numerous as the games themselves, pumped out at a whim for a buck; they even made series specific for each region of the world.  The one Chris is familiar with is the one published by Archie Comics, published in, obviously, America.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris &amp;quot;Prime-Chan&amp;quot; in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as &amp;quot;Sonic Prime&amp;quot; when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, &amp;quot;Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles&amp;quot;, for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled &amp;quot;Sonichu 25 Years Later,&amp;quot; takes its name from a 2004 arc called &amp;quot;Mobius 25 Years Later.&amp;quot; Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and mass-debating for years to come.&lt;br /&gt;
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Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Plagiarism==&lt;br /&gt;
To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a [[copyright]] infringement. Chris tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, but Chris clearly  does not understand what the word means, as Sonichu does not derive humor or provide commentary on the original franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh wait!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was &amp;quot;Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep,]] [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly ]][[28 October 2011|taught]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish&lt;br /&gt;
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doctor Robotnik]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and copyright]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Hedgehog Boys}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Not_Jerks}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Stubs|Sonic the Hedgehog]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Video Games]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Sonic the Hedgehog</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|[I] looked up to Sonic the Hedgehog as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also [[Slow-in-the-minds|in the head]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 20]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a fictional character that was created by [[Sega]] in order to serve as their main mascot (replacing Alex Kidd), as well as to compete against Nintendo's Super Mario. He is also one of the primary characters from which the beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] draws inspiration.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claims that Sonic has been his &amp;quot;life long hero&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPv7MqvrDK0&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded#!&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; since June [[1990]][''sic'']&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Interestingly, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, replacing [[The American Rabbit]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from a magazine promotion of the series from late 1990, involving the basic plot of Sonic running around to defeat [[Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical]] man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. A show based on the games called [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']] was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests (cf. [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]) to the eventual creation of [[Sonichu]]. Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Role in the comics==&lt;br /&gt;
Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as &amp;quot;Uncle Sonic&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Miles &amp;quot;Tails&amp;quot; Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Master System|Sega Master System]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime, and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named &amp;quot;Prowerlo Sonichu&amp;quot;) has had a role in ''Sonichu''. An orange character who's probably meant to be Tails can be seen in the background of a [[Scrapbook]] [[:Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|drawing of Sonic and Sonichu]] and he is also briefly featured in a fancomic [[PandaHalo]] made and Chris added to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but other than that neither Tails nor a recolor of him appear in the Sonichu universe.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|thumb|He did make a [[Lego]] version of Tails.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named &amp;quot;[[Prower]]&amp;quot;. Contrary to what some believe, it is not likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs]] and Newgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Chris said that &amp;quot;I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He later claims that he &amp;quot;did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Despite this, Chris ''did'' create two Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails and Supreon (an evolution of the former), though they only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]].  Tails also gets a mention in &amp;quot;[[Sonichu &amp;amp; Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]&amp;quot;, a Sonichu short story which predates the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] might be the closest a Sonichu character has ever come to ripping off Tails. While they're nothing alike in their looks or personalities, Wild does states in [[Sonichu 3]] that he can use his tail as a propeller, an ability also shared by Tails.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Amy Rose ==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Amy Rose''' is a ''[[Sonic]]'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In fleshing out the world of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chrischan_traced.jpg|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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While Sonichu is essentially a recolor of Sonic with a Pikachu tail shoved up his ass, Rosechu is a much more direct rip-off. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose2.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As Chris points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is not reciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a &amp;quot;modern girl&amp;quot;, which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|face-raping people]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|amateur pornography]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's Rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Shadow the Hedgehog ==&lt;br /&gt;
Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. Quickly becoming a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to &amp;quot;create&amp;quot; another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike [[Rosechu]], who is virtually identical to Amy in every relevant respect, [[Black Sonichu]] (Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is supposed to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.  &lt;br /&gt;
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While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of [[Sonichu]] instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Comics==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|right|More likely than not a bigger inspiration than the games series itself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonic comics are almost as numerous as the games themselves, pumped out at a whim for a buck; they even made series specific for each region of the world.  The one Chris is familiar with is the one published by Archie Comics, published in, obviously, America.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris &amp;quot;Prime-Chan&amp;quot; in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as &amp;quot;Sonic Prime&amp;quot; when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, &amp;quot;Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles&amp;quot;, for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled &amp;quot;Sonichu 25 Years Later,&amp;quot; takes its name from a 2004 arc called &amp;quot;Mobius 25 Years Later.&amp;quot; Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and mass-debating for years to come.&lt;br /&gt;
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Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Plagiarism==&lt;br /&gt;
To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a [[copyright]] infringement. Chris tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, but Chris clearly  does not understand what the word means, as Sonichu does not derive humor or provide commentary on the original franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh wait!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was &amp;quot;Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep,]] [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly ]][[28 October 2011|taught]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish&lt;br /&gt;
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doctor Robotnik]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and copyright]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Hedgehog Boys}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Not_Jerks}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Stubs|Sonic the Hedgehog]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Video Games]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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