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Power Rangers

2023-10-06T20:29:12Z

Captain Lhurgoyf: /* Power Rangers and Chris */

[[File:Autism Rangers.jpg|thumb|400px|IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!]]
'''''Power Rangers''''' is a multi-decade spanning franchise that adapted the Japanese [[Wikipedia:tokusatsu|tokusatsu]] ''[[Wikipedia:Super Sentai|Super Sentai]]'' series for Western viewers. Debuting on Fox Kids, and produced by Saban Entertainment (with the original ''Sentai'' shows produced by Toei and Bandai), the show centers around a spandex-sporting team of teenagers armed with sophisticated weaponry, gadgets, and giant machines that combine into even bigger machines, who fight aliens and monsters. It was a smash hit when it first aired in the early [[1990's]], and while most of the children who enjoyed the original series have long since grown up, new seasons continue to be produced by Hasbro.

And just like everything else, [[Chris]] got his grubby little hands on them.

== Power Rangers and Chris ==
Not much is known about how much Chris enjoyed the Power Rangers franchise, though it is known that Chris prefers the original ''[[Wikipedia:Mighty Morphin Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]'' over the newer series...

{{quote|REVIVE ZORDON AND GET THE POWER RANGERS BACK TOGETHER, WHICH WAS MOST AWESOME!!! (COMPARED TO TODAY'S [[Chris and censorship|C***PY]] "POWER RANGERS")|Excerpt from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] single "[[Revive Zordon]]", as depicted in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}

Ever clouded by [[nostalgia]], Chris is likely either [[naïve|unaware]] that such a reunion would be impossible due to the tragic deaths of [[Wikipedia:Thuy Trang|Thuy Trang]], the original Yellow Ranger, in [[2001]], and [[Wikipedia:Jason David Frank|Jason David Frank]], the original Green Ranger, in [[2022]]; that, or he is simply [[Patti-Chan|in denial about it]]. It also doesn't help that [[Wikipedia:David Yost|David Yost]], who played Billy Cranston (aka the first Blue Ranger) regrets ever being in the series in the first place because of alleged harassment over his [[homos|sexuality]].

Shockingly enough, Chris did get his wish of the original Power Rangers getting back together. Surprisingly on September 30, 2022, David Yost and Walter Jones (who played the first Black Ranger), announced a special called ''Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Once & Always'' for [[Netflix]] that celebrates the franchise's 30th-anniversary, which was released on April 19, 2023. Netflix did not bring back [[Wikipedia:Austin St. John|Austin St. John]], who played the original Red Ranger, or [[Wikipedia:Amy Jo Johnson|Amy Jo Johnson]], who played the original Pink Ranger. Instead Steve Cardenas, Catherine Sutherland, and Karan Ashley who played the second Red, Pink, and Yellow Rangers respectively take their place. Furthermore, the plot of the special does revolve around Billy attempting to revive Zordon (albeit unsuccessfully).

On [[The Wall of Originals]], two hand-made Trainer cards are devoted to the series. The first is a card devoted to [[Wikipedia:Bulk and Skull|Bulk and Skull]], the two [[Trolls|dimwitted bullies]] from the original series who served as effective comic relief.<ref>[[:Image:379-Bulk.jpg]]</ref> The second is a [[Sonichu]] Zord, predating the existence of [[Son-Chu]] by at least nine years. It seems that Chris attempted to make this Sonichu Zord like the popular White Tigerzord,<ref>https://powerrangers.fandom.com/White_Tigerzord#Additional_Formations</ref> but looks less like a transforming machine and more like a whacky villain of the week that would appear in the show. Chris depicts Sonichu's head slapped on its chest, with a dull gray robot head popping up in the first head's place, and its tail being used as a sword.<ref>[[:Image:224-SchuZord.jpg]]</ref> Needless to say, it fails horribly.

== Power Rangers in ''Sonichu'' ==
[[Image:KartMegazord.jpg|thumb|right|The Kart Megazord - seriously, what the hell?]]
In the [[CWCipedia]]'s article on the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], it is mentioned that Chris was once a member of a Power Rangers team, despite the fact that all the other teams have been from California or outer space. In fact, [[Chris and his Ego|he was the team's leader!]]

It doesn't mention who he fought or what he fought or even what powers he used, but it is said he piloted a go-kart(?) that was "sleek like an [[Wikipedia:Star Fox (series)#Arwing|Arwing]]" and was the head of the so-called Kart Megazord. Sadly (for our sake), Chris disbanded the team before his graduation, but soon installed a new, younger team to take the reins.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170803073843/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens</ref>

(As an interesting aside, Chris pretty much [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripped off]] the go-kart vehicles, the "Kart Megazord" and the graduation disbanding and reforming from one of the earlier seasons of the TV show, namely ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Turbo|Power Rangers Turbo]]'', the American version of ''[[Wikipedia:Gekisou Sentai Carranger|Gekisou Sentai Carranger]]''.)

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Allison Amber]] calls in the Power Rangers to fend off an attack by [[Slaweel Ryam]] (or possibly [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]]). The next panel depicts several people rushing off in ridiculous-looking cars. If these are indeed the Power Rangers, they have yet to be seen again.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_43 Sonichu 9 p.43]</ref> Near the end of the story, the Kart Megazord makes an appearance, with [[Magi-Chan]] telling Sonichu and Rosechu that the team, now known as the CWC-Power Rangers, used their Megazord to defeat the giant [[B-Manajerk]] and the [[Merried Seinor Comic]]. <ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_92 Sonichu 9 p.92]</ref>

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], to drive those inside the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Tower out, Chris and the Hedgehog Boys play a song entitled "[[Revive Zordon]]". This [[Chris and music|excellent]] song (which is sung to the tune of [[Wikipedia:Ted Nugent|Ted Nugent]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Cat Scratch Fever (song)|Cat Scratch Fever]]", of all things) features lyrics written by Christian himself. In it, the band laments that the character [[Wikipedia:Zordon|Zordon]] was killed off at the very end of ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers in Space|Power Rangers in Space]]'', and demands that he be brought back. The song also serves as a rant against "today's c***py ''Power Rangers''".

Interestingly enough, a few of Chris's other creations seem to derive themselves from various Power Ranger-based villains. The design of [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] character Excelina seems to be cribbed from [[Wikipedia:Machine Empire#Princess Archerina|Princess Archerina]], a minor villain from ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Zeo|Power Rangers Zeo]]''. The most surprising is that [[Silvana]]'s design and origin is directly stolen from [[Wikipedia:Karone|Karone/Astronema]], a major villain turned hero in ''Power Rangers in Space'' who ended up becoming a Ranger herself in ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Lost Galaxy|Power Rangers Lost Galaxy]]''.

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Power Rangers

2023-10-06T20:24:36Z

Captain Lhurgoyf: /* Power Rangers and Chris */

[[File:Autism Rangers.jpg|thumb|400px|IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!]]
'''''Power Rangers''''' is a multi-decade spanning franchise that adapted the Japanese [[Wikipedia:tokusatsu|tokusatsu]] ''[[Wikipedia:Super Sentai|Super Sentai]]'' series for Western viewers. Debuting on Fox Kids, and produced by Saban Entertainment (with the original ''Sentai'' shows produced by Toei and Bandai), the show centers around a spandex-sporting team of teenagers armed with sophisticated weaponry, gadgets, and giant machines that combine into even bigger machines, who fight aliens and monsters. It was a smash hit when it first aired in the early [[1990's]], and while most of the children who enjoyed the original series have long since grown up, new seasons continue to be produced by Hasbro.

And just like everything else, [[Chris]] got his grubby little hands on them.

== Power Rangers and Chris ==
Not much is known about how much Chris enjoyed the Power Rangers franchise, though it is known that Chris prefers the original ''[[Wikipedia:Mighty Morphin Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]'' over the newer series...

{{quote|REVIVE ZORDON AND GET THE POWER RANGERS BACK TOGETHER, WHICH WAS MOST AWESOME!!! (COMPARED TO TODAY'S [[Chris and censorship|C***PY]] "POWER RANGERS")|Excerpt from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] single "[[Revive Zordon]]", as depicted in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}

Ever clouded by [[nostalgia]], Chris is likely either [[naïve|unaware]] that such a reunion would be impossible due to the tragic death of [[Wikipedia:Thuy Trang|Thuy Trang]], the original Yellow Ranger, in [[2001]]; that, or he is simply [[Patti-Chan|in denial about it]]. It also doesn't help that [[Wikipedia:David Yost|David Yost]], who played Billy Cranston (aka the first Blue Ranger) regrets ever being in the series in the first place because of alleged harassment over his [[homos|sexuality]].

Shockingly enough, Chris did get his wish of the original Power Rangers getting back together. Surprisingly on September 30, 2022, David Yost and Walter Jones (who played the first Black Ranger), announced a special called ''Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Once & Always'' for [[Netflix]] that celebrates the franchise's 30th-anniversary, which was released on April 19, 2023. Netflix did not bring back [[Wikipedia:Austin St. John|Austin St. John]], who played the original Red Ranger, or [[Wikipedia:Amy Jo Johnson|Amy Jo Johnson]], who played the original Pink Ranger. Instead Steve Cardenas, Catherine Sutherland, and Karan Ashley who played the second Red, Pink, and Yellow Rangers respectively take their place. Furthermore, the plot of the special does revolve around Billy attempting to revive Zordon (albeit unsuccessfully).

On [[The Wall of Originals]], two hand-made Trainer cards are devoted to the series. The first is a card devoted to [[Wikipedia:Bulk and Skull|Bulk and Skull]], the two [[Trolls|dimwitted bullies]] from the original series who served as effective comic relief.<ref>[[:Image:379-Bulk.jpg]]</ref> The second is a [[Sonichu]] Zord, predating the existence of [[Son-Chu]] by at least nine years. It seems that Chris attempted to make this Sonichu Zord like the popular White Tigerzord,<ref>https://powerrangers.fandom.com/White_Tigerzord#Additional_Formations</ref> but looks less like a transforming machine and more like a whacky villain of the week that would appear in the show. Chris depicts Sonichu's head slapped on its chest, with a dull gray robot head popping up in the first head's place, and its tail being used as a sword.<ref>[[:Image:224-SchuZord.jpg]]</ref> Needless to say, it fails horribly.

== Power Rangers in ''Sonichu'' ==
[[Image:KartMegazord.jpg|thumb|right|The Kart Megazord - seriously, what the hell?]]
In the [[CWCipedia]]'s article on the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], it is mentioned that Chris was once a member of a Power Rangers team, despite the fact that all the other teams have been from California or outer space. In fact, [[Chris and his Ego|he was the team's leader!]]

It doesn't mention who he fought or what he fought or even what powers he used, but it is said he piloted a go-kart(?) that was "sleek like an [[Wikipedia:Star Fox (series)#Arwing|Arwing]]" and was the head of the so-called Kart Megazord. Sadly (for our sake), Chris disbanded the team before his graduation, but soon installed a new, younger team to take the reins.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170803073843/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens</ref>

(As an interesting aside, Chris pretty much [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripped off]] the go-kart vehicles, the "Kart Megazord" and the graduation disbanding and reforming from one of the earlier seasons of the TV show, namely ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Turbo|Power Rangers Turbo]]'', the American version of ''[[Wikipedia:Gekisou Sentai Carranger|Gekisou Sentai Carranger]]''.)

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Allison Amber]] calls in the Power Rangers to fend off an attack by [[Slaweel Ryam]] (or possibly [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]]). The next panel depicts several people rushing off in ridiculous-looking cars. If these are indeed the Power Rangers, they have yet to be seen again.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_43 Sonichu 9 p.43]</ref> Near the end of the story, the Kart Megazord makes an appearance, with [[Magi-Chan]] telling Sonichu and Rosechu that the team, now known as the CWC-Power Rangers, used their Megazord to defeat the giant [[B-Manajerk]] and the [[Merried Seinor Comic]]. <ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_92 Sonichu 9 p.92]</ref>

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], to drive those inside the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Tower out, Chris and the Hedgehog Boys play a song entitled "[[Revive Zordon]]". This [[Chris and music|excellent]] song (which is sung to the tune of [[Wikipedia:Ted Nugent|Ted Nugent]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Cat Scratch Fever (song)|Cat Scratch Fever]]", of all things) features lyrics written by Christian himself. In it, the band laments that the character [[Wikipedia:Zordon|Zordon]] was killed off at the very end of ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers in Space|Power Rangers in Space]]'', and demands that he be brought back. The song also serves as a rant against "today's c***py ''Power Rangers''".

Interestingly enough, a few of Chris's other creations seem to derive themselves from various Power Ranger-based villains. The design of [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] character Excelina seems to be cribbed from [[Wikipedia:Machine Empire#Princess Archerina|Princess Archerina]], a minor villain from ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Zeo|Power Rangers Zeo]]''. The most surprising is that [[Silvana]]'s design and origin is directly stolen from [[Wikipedia:Karone|Karone/Astronema]], a major villain turned hero in ''Power Rangers in Space'' who ended up becoming a Ranger herself in ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Lost Galaxy|Power Rangers Lost Galaxy]]''.

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So Need a Cute Girl

2014-12-26T21:44:26Z

Captain Lhurgoyf:

{{quote|Such words were never more true, but if I didn't feel the sadness, [[So Lonesome|lonliness]] [sic] or torture in my heart from after my first encounter with that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch Bitch]], I might be a fuckin' weak sap, instead of the [[Semen|SALTY]], [[Chris and anger|AGGRESSIVE]], and [[Clyde Cash|TRULY SWEET TO THE LADIES]] and [[Homos|NOT TO MOST]] [[JERKS|MEN]] type of MAN that I AM.|[[Chris]] commenting on "So Need a Cute Girl", 11 [[November 2007]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED edit]]<ref name="ed"><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821</s></ref>}}

'''"So Need a Cute Girl"''' is the first track off of ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]''. Chris describes it in an [[ED]] edit as his "[[love Quest|sweetheart search]] theme song."<ref name="ed"/> It is arguably his greatest hit, and certainly the Hedgehog Boys song Chris goes back to most often; as well as the performances listed below, impromptu features appear in a number of his videos.

Bizarrely enough, the song can be downloaded for 89 cents on Amazon's MP3 store since [[November 2013]]. According to the copyright date, Chris used Distrokid.com and some of his [[monthly tugboat]] to get it up on there. Of course, there could be the possibility that a [[troll]] put it up there and is [[Jimmy Hill|making money off of Chris's work]].

==Song==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Audio Only
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hN-J8WdMuQ4}}
| Stardate = [[2003#August|August 2003]]
| maker = Chris
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Rage|[[Virgin with Rage]]}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}, {{Other|[[Noviophobia]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_3|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]
| next = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]
}}</center>

=== Lyrics===

[''sung over The Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way"'']

Hey! Look at me! 
I'm sitting here sad and lonely! 

Without a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]], 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
[[Noviophobia|"I have a boyfriend!"]] 

And I see da ladies walking 
Along one by one, 
And I never wanna hear, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]! * 
Tell me why 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
Tell me why 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!"** 

And I have no fire 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
(Tell me why) 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Why do all of the [[jerks]] 
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!) 
You may not notice, 
But I want you to know 
That I am a lonesome heart! 

And I have no fire, 
But a desire 
To ''not'', to not, to not 
''Heeeaaar…'' 

Stuck as a virgin with rage! 
So need a cute girl my age! 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
I ain’t never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Never say it, now!

* ''In some versions of the song, "as a virgin with rage" is replaced by the alternative lyric "in a sad, lonely cage."''

** ''In a version of the lyrics posted by Chris in one of [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|his ED edits]], these lyrics are changed to "I mean it when I say, 'I NEED A SWEETHEART.'"<ref><s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 http://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</s></ref>''

==Music video==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video (Featuring Performance of "All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend")
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6azwhe8xhVI}}
| stardate = 20 [[December 2004]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Song|So Need a Cute Girl, Audio Only]]
| next = [[Christmas#Video|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]]
}}</center>

Filmed in December [[2004]] to promote Christian's [[Love Quest]]. Don't miss the rare B-side track, "[[All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend]]"

===Introductory notes===

'''Chris''': Hello. My name is, uh, Christian Chandler. Age 22 at this time. I will be 23 on February 24, [[2005]]. Anyway, for, uh, over a year now I've, uh, being trying to attract an 18 to 22-year-old [[boyfriend-free girl]], 18 to 21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been trying for over a year to attract a girl, boyfriend-free girl, and I have failed.

[''sits down'']

And, you know, when you get -- when you have so much -- so many failures in this time... you can't help but feel sad, you know? [''begins to pet a stuffed cat sitting on the piano''] And depressed... and here it is about [[Christmas#2004|Christmastime]], and... well, all I want for Christmas is a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. And of course, uh, during the time, I have uh, been, uh, trying... I have written a few songs about my, uh, love quest. And so, for now -- for now, I'd like to sing to you my, uh -- two of my, two of my songs. First one I'm gonna sing is one I've uh, made up first -- written my own lyrics to and t-- turned it into a song.

By the way, this here is [[Sonichu]]. You can look him up on the web. It's my website. Just put in S-O-N-I-C-H-U as your web search term.

Anyway, here's my first song called "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]."

[''Performs songs'']

[[Sigh|[''Chris sighs'']]] Well, at this time of year, all I can say right now is... that I hope [[Santa]] will comply with my request and bring me... a pretty girlfriend.

And so... happy holidays from... me, Christian Chandler—by the way, you can call me Chris in public... and... thank you.

==Live performance==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wlP5VhuJubE}}
| stardate = 12 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScarletSanctum Scarlet]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|[[Chris and hypocrisy|Drunk]]}}
| shirt = {{RefereeShirt|text}}
| other = {{Live|text}}
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]
| next = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27s_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]
}}</center>

On 12 [[July 2009]], one of Chris's "friends" uploaded Christian and the Hedgehog Boys giving [[Chris's Big Night Out II|their first public performance]] (sans the Hedgehog Boys, though Chris probably imagined they were there in his head), with their song "So Need a Cute Girl." Perhaps in an attempt to come off as less creepy, Chris opts to use the "sad, lonely cage" lyrics instead of the "virgin with rage" one. Although his performance is predictably sleep-inducing, for the most part, Chris's added "flourish" at the very end of the video makes for an unforgettable couple of seconds.

=== Transcript ===

'''Chris:''' (''Fervently grabs crotch at the end'') LADIES, [[Adult Swim|ALL HANDS ON ME]]. (''There are no takers, just laughter'')

'''Man:''' (''Bewildered'') Oh ohh OHHH buddy!! Whoa-ho, you got that on film!

==Covers==
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VfM9Q73lBjg}}
| stardate = 30 [[June 2009]]
| maker = {{Liquid|text}}
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| Video Typer = Song Cover
| info = Sonichu: The Animated Series response from the real Chris Chandler.
}}</center>
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8DTg4nx_dCE}}
| stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]].
}}</center>
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl (Medley)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xjuc5iQ-eAk}}
| stardate = 11 [[June 2012]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/GhostofBillRiley GhostofBillRiley]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = A medley of several covers mixed together with the original.
}}</center>

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
*[[Virgin with Rage]]
*[[Chris's Big Night Out II]]

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Sonichu and Rosechu's children

2014-09-01T21:50:15Z

Captain Lhurgoyf: /* Evolution */

[[Image:Sr kids.JPG|thumb|350px||From left to right: Cera, Christine, Robbie.]]
[[File:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg|thumb|Evidence that even Robbie is (yet another) Mary Sue]]

'''Cerah Rosey''' (also spelled "'''Cera'''"), '''Christine Rosey''' and '''Robbie Sonee''' are the children of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. Cerah is the oldest (born [[Sonichu chronology#2006|29 June 2006]], followed by Christine (b. 7 October 2006), and finally Robbie (b. 26 February 2007).<ref name=married>[[Sonichu#Married Life and Children]]</ref>

It is probable that Cerah is named after [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Chris's childhood best friend]] and Robbie is named after either [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] or [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|his childhood hero]]. Christine's name may come from the feminine variant of Christian's name (due to his [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]) or his obsession with the name "[[Crystal]]". It should be noted that while Chris was uploading images to use as thumbnails for his character bio pages, he attempted to display a non-existent image file entitled "''Crystal''Rosey.jpg" where a drawing of Christine should have gone.

They are identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating [[speech impediment]]s. It is notable that to date Sonichu or Rosechu have not been seen spending time with a child of the opposite gender. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine [[Women's rights|in the kitchen]], while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes and talking about their Wii.

The little shits end almost every statement with "Yay!" It should be noted that this is [[PS3 History Level|how Chris talks]], not how ''children'' talk. They are also known for their [[Creepy stare|creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes]].

The children are widely hated by ''everybody'', even more so than the other characters.

In [[November 2011]], it was revealed that they have evolved into '''Cera Rosechu''', '''Christine Rosechu''' and '''Robee Sonichu''' [sic], formed [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|a band]] and that Robee has become a [[Tomgirl|cross-dresser]].

==Appearances==

[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|right|''Sonichu'': The comic that's not afraid to tackle child molestation.]]
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|right|The only insectivore that will ever wuv Chris.]]

The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in two pages of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their [[Spanish]] [[homos|lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents waste time trying to assist their hideous father in his quest for [[Sonichu Balls|balls]].

The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's [[China|loins]] have also appeared in "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]", and in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]. Here we learn that Christine is no longer a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]], and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible. However, this could be interpreted as a way of Chris trying to pass of the extremely complex dialogue Robbie has as something a child would say, you know, because he's making malapropisms like those [[Wikipedia:Family Circus|melon-headed kids in the funnies]]. Cera (formerly Cerah) breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.

Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless to say, [[Patti-Chan|cruelty to animals]] is one of the early signs of a [[Death threats|potential psychopath]].<ref>[[:File:SchuComic10P36.jpg]]</ref>

The children also appear in Chris's [[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|disingenuous plea]] for helping Haiti.

==Shiny==
Christine is a "Shining" (or "Shiney"<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 4]]</ref> <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and English|sic]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>) Rosey according to Chris.<ref name=married /> Unsurprisingly, Chris has, yet again, ripped off an element of ''[[Pokémon]]'' canon (in the games, a Pokémon that has a different coloration from what is usual for its species is considered to be "[[User:Shiny|shiny]]"<ref>[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Shiny_Pok%C3%A9mon]</ref>).

When confronted with the accusation of infidelity by a [[trolls|close confidant]], Chris got indignant and stuck to his "shiny" alibi.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 6]]</ref>

It should also be noted that while Chris probably assumes that it has something to do with genetics for the color difference, he most likely has no idea what genetics are, and just thought that it was combination of pink in yellow, when in reality, that makes a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|light-shit color]]. To get actual purple out of pink, you'd need to mix it with [[Chris-chan Sonichu|dark blue]].

==Evolution==
[[Image:Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls_Bandmates.jpg|thumb|left|All gwown up! Yay!]]

On 12 [[November 2011]], it was revealed that not only have the children all evolved into adult forms, but have also formed a pop band: [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]].

However, like Chris, they seem to have devolved into something much more disturbing: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a [[tomgirl]] (or the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a [[gaybian|tomboy]]. Chris later expanded on this in [[2014]]: Robbie/Robee is now a "Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women)", Christine (now inexplicably named [[Crystal Weston Chandler|"Crystaline"]]) is bisexual, and Cera is a lesbian as well.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Sonichu's kryptonite]]</ref> Quite the progressive family for a [[CWCville|town]] that carried out an [[Sonichu 10|ethnic cleansing]]. As ridiculous as this is, it suggests Chris is still making deific adjustments to [[Cwcville]], which fuels hope for further Sonichu instalments.
{{clear}}

==Fan art==
[[Image:Robbieisadick.jpg|thumb|right|The ugly truth.]][[Image:Robbiesonee.png|thumb|right|Isn't he cute?]]

The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a popular subject for fanart. In [[August 2009]], a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's [[Pedofork|frolicking]] children was emailed to Chris. [[CWC Update 12 August 2009|He did not appreciate it,]] for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the implication that Christine is not a virgin.

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Sonee & Rosey]]
*[[Sonichu]]
*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[A Sonichu Day]]
*"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]"
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]
* Wikipedia article on ''[[wikipedia:The Lurking Fear|The Lurking Fear]]''

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category:Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Quizzes

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Captain Lhurgoyf: /* Sonichu Quiz 2 */ Wrong Rosechu.

[[Image:Quiz Random Humor 4.jpg|400px|thumb|The wife wants a night breakfast with her husband; she has an egg; he the milk.]]

On the MyBUZZ! website, which promotes the [[PlayStation 3]] game [[Wikipedia:Buzz!: Quiz TV|''Buzz!: Quiz TV'']], [[Chris]] created '''quizzes''' for his fans to answer. Most were uploaded in [[April 2009|April]] and [[May 2009]].

In alphabetical order, Chris created the following quizzes:

* [[Autism]]
* [[Optimus Prime|Autobots]], Transform and Roll Out
* [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
* [[Random-access humor|CWC Random Humor]]
* CWC's Dating Education Exam - see [[Dating Education#Final Exam|dating education]] for this quiz
* [[Transformers|Decepticons]], Rise Up!
* ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'' Quiz
* ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' Set Set, Bonus, DLC
* ''Guitar Hero'' Song Match 1
* ''Guitar Hero'' Song Match Set 1
* ''Guitar Hero [[South Park]]''
* ''Guitar Hero'', Name the Rocker
* ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' Costume Quiz
* Peanut Gallery
* [[Sonic]] the Hedgehog History
* Sonic Vs. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]
* [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] Quiz from CWC
* Sonichu Quiz 2
* [[Troll]] Quiz
* Who's On First

==Quizzes==
===[[Christian Weston Chandler]] Quiz===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. Before [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], who was his first cartoon hero?
* [[American Rabbit]] {{w|⇠ see}} {{wl|User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992}}
* [[Gay|Care Bear, Tenderheart]]
* [[Nintendo|Super Mario]]
* [[Wikipedia:Unico|Unico]] (the [[anime]] unicorn)

2. Which is his favorite movie of all time?
* [[Mary Poppins]] {{w|⇠ see}} {{wl|Mary Poppins}}
* [[Wikipedia:On the Town (film)|On the Town]]
* [[Wikipedia:Toy Story|Toy Story]]
* [[Wikipedia:Singin' in the Rain|Singin' in the Rain]]

3. He sees himself as a strong, noble leader-type figure like this leader
* [[Optimus Prime]] {{w|⇠ see}} {{wl|User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#More Information About Myself}}
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
* [[Wikipedia:List_of_The_Powerpuff_Girls_characters#Blossom|Powerpuff Girl, Blossom]]
* [[Wikipedia:Fox McCloud|Fox Mccloud]]

4. Which of these popular stars guest-starred in his [[dream]]s of choosing either celebrity or closer [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] in real life?
* [[Power Rangers|Amy jo Johnson]]
* [[Britney Spears]]
* [[Wikipedia:Christina Aguilera|Christina Agularia]]
* Pamela Anderson {{w|⇠ see}} {{wl|Vanessa IRC Chat 2}} {{w|and}} {{wl|IRC (18 December 2008)}} {{w|and}} {{wl|IRC (31 December 2008)}}

5. In a repeated past dream, where did chris find his unknown sweetheart?
* At a rockin' concert
* At the [[high school]] prom
* [[Sonichu 5|A friend's weeding]]
* [[RomanticLabyrinth|In a watery maze]] {{w|⇠ see}} {{wl|Dreams#The_watery_maze_dream}}

6. Chris earned [[honor roll]] throughout middle and [[high school]]s; which other achievement was he recognized for?
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Diploma and CADD degree certificate]]
* Made the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean]]'s list
* Varsity [[basketball]] manager
* All of these {{w|⇠ see}} {{wl|CADD}} {{w|and}} {{wl|Piedmont Virginia Community College}} {{w|and}} {{wl|Joseph Herring}}

7. Chris was diagnosed in his life for having what?
* [[Asperchu|Alzheimers]]
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Aspergers]]
* [[Autism]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* All of these

8. Chris feels annoyed when others misunderstand him and twists his own words around, what would he appreciate very much?
* Please do not yell at me
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Please cease and remove all slanders against me]]
* Please respect my feelings and space as a person {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Please let me regain my mind's peace

===[[Autism]] Quiz===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. Autism is a brain development disorder characterized by...
* [[Chris and English#Written language|Impared communication]]
* [[Chris and English#Spoken language|Impared social interaction]]
* [[Chris's mannerisms|Restricted, repetitive behavior]]
* All of these {{w|⇠ Answer}}

2. People with autism often have trouble understanding what?
* Nonverbal social cues {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* People in general
* The world
* [[Christian Weston Chandler|All of these]]

3. Many [[autistic]] people show superior skill in what?
* Drawing
* Shape-matching
* Perception and attention {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[CADD|Computer skills]]

4. Special education and behavior therapy early in life can help children get...
* [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Self-care skills]]
* Social skills
* [[Wendy's|Job skills]]
* All of these {{w|⇠ Answer}}

5. High-functioning autistic people have what?
* [[Slow-in-the-minds|Less communication skills]]
* [[Autism#Chris's symptoms|Less emotional content in speech]]
* [[Kacey|Less able to interpret non-verbal cues]]
* [[Lie|Above-average IQ]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}

6. After special education and therapy, what is really good for an HFA person?
* Mainstreaming {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Chris's room|Isolate]]
* Institution
* Nothing

7. Which of these [[Ego|famous]] people has had a form of autism?
* [[Ego|Christian Weston Chandler]]
* [[Wikipedia:Janet Frame|Janet Frame]]
* [[Art]]ist Michelangelo
* All of them {{w|⇠ Answer}}

8. Autism of any form is similar to Asperger's.
* Yes they are similar
* [[Lie|No they have nothing in common]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Maybe
* I don't know

===[[Troll]] Quiz===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. You know you're a [[troll]] if...
* You're a nerd
* You're a jock
* [[Chris and Music|You're so vain]]
* You're obsessing over some [[Ego|famous person]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}

2. You know you're a troll if...
* You have [[:File:Csof111.JPG|pale skin]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* You have some sunlight
* You have a [[Clyde Cash|good tan]]
* all of these

3. You know you're a troll if your favorite thing is...
* Your [[Nintendo|game boy]]
* The [[internet]]
* Your computer
* [[Christian Weston Chandler|The internet and your computer]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}

4. You know you're a troll if your hobbies include...
* [[Lies|Lying to everyone]]
* Playing with [[Transformers|Decepticons]]
* [[BlueSpike|Deceiving people into doing sex stuff]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Model-making

5. You know you're a troll if you live...
* In a barn
* In a tool shed
* [[Chris's room|In a dark, dank room]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Ruckersville, VA|In the middle of nowhere]]

6. You know you're a troll if you are...
* [[Masturbating]] more than once in a day
* [[Jack Thaddeus|Hacking into the person's accounts]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Playing Dungeon and Dragons
* [[Christian Weston Chandler|Playing video games 24/7]]

7. You know you're a troll if you...
* [[PVCC|Go to school]]
* [[Wendy's|Have a job]]
* [[Monthly tugboat|Have to steal someone else's money]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Clyde Cash|Are rich]]

8. You know you're a troll if...
* You're enjoying life
* You're hating life
* You're living it up
* [[Christian Weston Chandler|You have no life]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}

Ironically, Chris, according to this quiz, is a troll with a score of 5/8. Apparently, [[Niggos|black people]] can't be trolls, but stalkers, paparazzi, and sufferers of [[Wikipedia:Celebrity Worship Syndrome|Celebrity Worship Syndrome]] are.

===[[Transformers|Autobots, Transform and Roll Out]]===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. Volkswagon Beetle

* Bumblebee {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Gears
* Cliffjumper
* Brawn

2. Sports car with stereo

* Silverstreak
* Wheeljack
* Blaster
* [[Niggos|Jazz]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}

3. [[Jerkops|Police car]]

* Hound
* Prowl {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Silverstreak
* Wheeljack

4. [[Pedofork|Red van]]

* Hoist
* Ratchet
* Ironhide {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Inferno

5. Tow truck

* Smokescreen
* Inferno
* Red Alert
* Hoist {{w|⇠ Answer}}

6. [[Duck|Microscope]]

* Blaster
* Wheeljack
* Ratchet
* Perceptor {{w|⇠ Answer}}

7. Mack truck with trailer

* Optimus Prime {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Huffer
* Bumblebee
* Inferno

8. Fire truck

* Ironhide
* Red Alert
* Smokescreen
* Inferno {{w|⇠ Answer}}

===CWC [[Random-access humor|Random Humor]]===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. [[Wes Iseli|Walter Grisby]] threw a...

* Tripple-e
* Derby
* Slurpee
* Frisbee {{w|⇠ Answer}}

2. Debbie Lubu had a...

* bom-bom
* [[tom-tom]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* com-com
* bamm-bamm

3. The wife wants a night breakfast with her husband; she has an__; he the__

* apple, banana
* [[Christian's sex joke|egg, milk]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* omelete, cheese
* orange, grapefruit

4. Having one of these sitting on your head will make you into paper.

* [[duck]]
* [[HippoOnYourHead|hippopotamus]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* monkey
* [[Sonic|hedgehog]]

5. A baseball team has 18 of these, can't hold them, and are used at all games

* baseball
* glove
* eyeball {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* bat

6. This is a mellow color.

* blue
* [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|yellow]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* orange
* green

7. This is a very fun and hot place (eso es un lado divertido y caliente).

* La pacina con chicas bonitas
* Abriendo un arbol de limon
* [[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova|La cocina en la case de casanova]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Un hotel sin aire conditional

8. [[wikipedia:Ed, Edd n Eddy|Carrots are good for for your eyes, can it dial a phone?]]

* That's really stupid! {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* yes
* no
* I don't know.

===CWC's Dating Education Exam===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. About how many % of regular girls ditch boys, and how many % of pretty girl ditch boys?

* 73/98 {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* 10/100
* 50/50
* 75/13

2. Which of the following characteristics attract your opposite gender best?

* class clown
* none of these {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[The Creepy Stare|silent types]]
* [[Chris|bragger]]

3. When is it appropriate to ask for a phone number?

* do not buzz! (probably means no answer)
* middle of conversation
* end of conversation {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* upfront

4. Boys can be like magnets, and girls the metal, when the boy is confident, honest and smart.

* true {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* false
* do not buzz!
* do not buzz!

5. If the relationship does not work out, you what?

* worry
* [[Blanca|m]][[Sarah Jackson|o]][[PandaHalo|v]][[Julie|e]] [[Ivy|o]][[Kacey|n]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* none of these
* cry and pout

6. How should you approach your opposite gender if you're really shy?

* As a friend first {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* With [[Hanky-panky|hankey]] in mind
* [[Hooker incident|Pay money]]
* Run away

7. Is she/he gives you a wrong number, try harder on that person.

* true
* false {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* do not buzz!
* do not buzz!

8. To keep your girl/guy liking you, you should what?

* [[Chris and art|Show off one skill]]
* [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Keep clean]]
* [[Autism|Act normal]]
* All of these {{w|⇠ Answer}}

===Decepticons, Rise Up!===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. Red and blue fighter jet

* Ramjet
* Skywarp
* Thundercracker
* [[Clyde Cash|Starscream]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}

2. Microcasette player

* Soundwave {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Laserbeak
* Ravage
* Rumble

3. Army jeep

* Octane
* Swindle {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Mixmaster
* Scrapper

4. Payloader

* Scavneger
* Scrapper {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Mixmaster
* Wideload

5. P-38/PLasma cannon

* Blitzwing
* Shockwave
* Thundercracker/Cyclonus
* Megatron/Galvatron {{w|⇠ Answer}}

6. Tank/jet

* Cyclonus
* Astrotrain
* Blitzwing {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Megatron

7. Rhino

* Leobreaker
* Headstrong {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Grimlock
* Dinobot

8. Tanker truck/jet

* Headstrong
* Wideload
* Motormaster
* Octane {{w|⇠ Answer}}

===''[[Gilligan's Island]]'' Quiz===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. Gilligan sang a song version of what famous question?

* If I only had a brain
* [[Gilligan Be or Not|To be or not to be]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Can a pig fly?
* Blue bananas?

2. Why does a man climb a mountain?

* TO get to the other side
* Because it's there {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* On a whim
* No reason

3. Who did Gilligan switch bodies with in the mind-swap episode?

* Skipper
* Professor
* [[Jason Kendrick Howell|Mr. Howell]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Ginger

4. Gilligan one-episode animal friend who he fed corn beef was what?

* A pidgeon
* A monkey
* A turtle
* A lion {{w|⇠ Answer}}

5. The man who played Mr. Howell also voiced who?

* Mr. Magoo {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Underdogs
* Bullwinkle
* Danger Mouse

6. The Skipper was afraid of what so bad, he climbed out and ran into a tree?

* A lion
* A tiki statue curse {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* A sea monster
* A typhoon

7. When Mr. Howell had a double, what did he realize could have confirmed him?

* A birthmark
* A tattoo
* A mole
* His signature {{w|⇠ Answer}}

8. When Mary Anne had amnesia, who did she think she was?

* Professor
* Mrs. Howell
* Gilligan
* Ginger {{w|⇠ Answer}}

===''[[Guitar Hero]]'' Set Set, Bonus, DLC===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. Dream on - Aerosmith

* Bonus
* Setlist
* Multi-play {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* DLC

2. Bark at the moon - Ozzy Osbourne

* Bonus
* Setlist {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Multi-play
* DLC

3. The end begins (to rock) - Gerald K. Marino

* Bonus
* Setlist
* Multi-play
* DLC {{w|⇠ Answer}}

4. Ace of Spades - Motorhead

* Bonus
* Setlist {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Multi-play
* DLC

5. Cyanide - Metallica

* Bonus
* Setlist
* Multi-play
* DLC {{w|⇠ Answer}}

6. Hier Kommt Alex - Die Toten Hosen

* Bonus
* Setlist
* Multi-play {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* DLC

7. Rock and Roll all night - Kiss

* Bonus
* Setlist {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Multi-play
* DLC

8. Gemini - Brian Kahanek

* Bonus {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Setlist
* Multi-play
* DLC

===''Guitar Hero'' Song Match 1===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. [[CWC More Than A Feeling|More than a feeling]] - [[Wikipedia:Boston|Boston]]

* Guitar Hero {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Guitar Hero 2
* Guitar Hero World Tour
* Guitar Hero Aerosmith

2. [[Homos|Top Gun]] Anthem - [[Wikipedia:|Harold Faltermeyer]]

* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Guitar Hero Metallica
* Guitar Hero Encore - Rock the 80s
* Guitar Hero

3. [[Wikipedia:Holy Diver (song)|Holy Diver]] - [[Wikipedia:Dio (band)|Dio]]

* Guitar Hero World Tour
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock
* Guitar Hero Encore - Rock the 80s {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Guitar Hero 2

4. [[Wikipedia:Rag Doll (Aerosmith song)|Rag Doll]] - [[Wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]]

* Guitar Hero Aerosmith {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock
* Guitar Hero
* Guitar Hero Metallica

5. [[Wikipedia:Carry On Wayward Son|Carry On Wayward Son]] - [[Wikipedia:Kansas (band)|Kansas]]

* Guitar Hero 2 {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Guitar Hero
* Guitar Hero World Tour
* Guitar Hero [[South Park]]

6. [[Wikipedia:Turn the Page (Bob Seger song)|Turn the Page]] (Live) - [[Wikipedia:Bob_Seger#The_Silver_Bullet_Band|Bob Segar and the Silver Bullet Band]]

* Guitar Hero Encore - Rock the 80s
* Guitar Hero Metallica {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Guitar Hero Aerosmith
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock

7. [[Wikipedia:Heartbreaker (Pat Benatar song)|Heartbraker]] [''sic''] - [[Wikipedia:Pat Benatar|Pat Benatar]]

* Guitar Hero
* Guitar Hero World Tour {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock
* Guitar Hero Aerosmith

8. [[Wikipedia:Smoke on the Water|Smoke on the water]] - [[Wikipedia:Deep Purple|Deep Purple]]

* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock
* Guitar Hero 2
* Guitar Hero {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Guitar Hero World Tour

===''Guitar Hero'' Song Match Set 2===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. [[Wikipedia:Ace of Spades (song)|Ace of Spades]] - [[Wikipedia:Motörhead|Motorhead]]

* Guitar Hero
* Multi-play {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Guitar Hero Encore - Rock the 80s
* Guitar Hero Metallica

2. [[Wikipedia:Pretty Handsome Awkward|Pretty Hnadsome Awkward]] - [[Wikipedia:The Used|The Used]],and [[Transformers|the Autobots]]

* Multi-play
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Guitar Hero 2
* Guitar Hero World Tour

3. [[Wikipedia:What I've Done|What I've Done]] - [[Wikipedia:Linkin Park|Linkin Park]], and the Autobots
(Yes, he really did write "and the Autobots." This song was used in the first live-action [[Transformers]] movie.)

* Guitar Hero Aerosmith
* Guitar Hero World Tour {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Guitar Hero
* Multi-play

4. [[Wikipedia:Dream On (Aerosmith song)|Dream On]] - [[Wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]]

* Guitar Hero Aerosmith
* Guitar Hero 2
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock
* Multi-play {{w|⇠ Answer}}

5. Thunderhorse - [[Adult Swim|Dethlok]]

* Multi-play
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock
* Guitar Hero Metallica
* Guitar Hero 2 {{w|⇠ Answer}}

6. [[Wikipedia:Hier kommt Alex|Hier Kommt Alex]] - [[Wikipedia:Die Toten Hosen|Die Toten Hosen]]

* Guitar Hero World Tour
* Multi-play {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Guitar Hero 2
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock

7. ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' - Monkey Steals the Peach

* Multi-play
* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock
* Guitar Hero 2
* Guitar Hero {{w|⇠ Answer}}

8. [[Wikipedia:Death Magnetic#Track listing|Suicide and Redemtion]] - [[Wikipedia:Metallica|Metallica]]

* Guitar Hero 3 - Legends of Rock
* Multi-play {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Guitar Hero World Tour
* Guitar Hero Metallica

===''Guitar Hero [[South Park]]''===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. [[Wikipedia:Free Bird (song)|Free Bird]] - [[Wikipedia:Lynyrd Skynyrd|Lynyrd Skynyrd]]

* Yes, It rocked
* Not in ''South Park'' {{w|⇠ Answer}}

2. [[Wikipedia:Woman (Wolfmother song)|Woman]] - [[Wikipedia:Wolfmother|Wolfmother]]

* [[Wikipedia:Guitar Queer-O|Yes, It rocked]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Not in ''South Park''

3. [[Wikipedia:John the Fisherman|John the fisherman]] - [[Wikipedia:Primus(band)|Primus]]

* [[Wikipedia:Guitar Queer-O|Yes, It rocked]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Not in ''South Park''

4. [[Wikipedia:Jessica (instrumental)|Jessica]] - [[Wikipedia:The Allman Brothers Band|The Allman Brothers Band]]

* Yes, It rocked
* Not in ''South Park'' {{w|⇠ Answer}}

5. [[Wikipedia:Jordan (composition)|Jordan]] - [[Wikipedia:Buckethead|Buckethead]]

* [[Wikipedia:Guitar Queer-O|Yes, It rocked]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Not in ''South Park''

6. Thunderhorse - [[Wikipedia:Dethlok|Dethlok]]

* Yes, It rocked
* Not in ''South Park'' {{w|⇠ Answer}}

7. [[Wikipedia:Carry On Wayward Son|Carry on my Wayward Son]] - [[Wikipedia:Kansas (band)|Kansas]]

* [[Wikipedia:Guitar Queer-O|Yes, It rocked]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Not in ''South Park''

8. [[Wikipedia:Psychobilly Freakout|Psycobilly Freakout]] - [[Wikipedia:The Reverend Horton Heat|Reverand Horton Heat]]

* Yes, It rocked
* Not in ''South Park'' {{w|⇠ Answer}}

===''[[Guitar Hero]]'', Name the Rocker===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. [[CWC More Than A Feeling|More than a feeling]]

* [[Wikipedia:Boston (band)|Boston]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]]
* [[Homos|David Bowie]]
* [[Wikipedia:Zakk Wylde|Zakk Wylde]]

2. [[Wikipedia:Message in a Bottle (song)|Message in a bottle]]

* [[Wikipedia:Kansas (band)|Kansas]]
* [[Wikipedia:Modest Mouse|Modest Mouse]]
* [[Jerkops|The Police]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Wikipedia:Foo Fighters|Foo Fighters]]

3. [[Wikipedia:Rock You Like a Hurricane|Rock You Like a Huricane]]

* [[Wikipedia:Dethlok|Dethlok]]
* [[Wikipedia:Kiss (band)|Kiss]]
* [[Wikipedia:Metallica|Metallica]]
* [[Wikipedia:Scorpions (band)|Scorpion]] [''sic''] {{w|⇠ Answer}}

4. [[Wikipedia:Walk This Way|Walk This Way]]

* [[Wikipedia:Aerosmith|Aerosmith]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Wikipedia:Run–D.M.C.|Run DMC]]
* [[Wikipedia:Blink-182|Blink182]]
* [[Wikipedia:Oasis (band)|Oasis]]

5. [[Barbara|Mommy]]'s [[Christian Weston Chandler|Little Monster]]

* [[Wikipedia:Judas Priest|Judas Priest]]
* [[Wikipedia:System of a Down|System of a Down]]
* [[Wikipedia:Bob_Seger#The_Silver_Bullet_Band|Bob Segar and The Silver Bullets]]
* [[Wikipedia:Social Distortion|Social Distortion]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}

6. [[Revive Zordon|Cat Scratch Fever]]

* [[Wikipedia:Ted Nugent|Ted Nugent]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Wikipedia:Zakk Wylde|Zakk Wylde]]
* [[Wikipedia:Scorpions (band)|Scorpions]]
* [[Wikipedia:Judas Priest|Judas Priest]]

7. [[Wikipedia:I Wanna Rock|I Wanna Rock]]

* [[Wikipedia:Twisted Sister|Twisted Sister]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Wikipedia:Oingo Boingo|Oingo Boingo]]
* [[Wikipedia:Kiss (band)|Kiss]]
* [[Wikipedia:Accept (band)|Accept]]

8. [[Wikipedia:Ziggy Stardust|Ziggy Stardust]]

* [[Wikipedia:ZZ Top|ZZ Top]]
* [[Wikipedia:Bob_Seger#The_Silver_Bullet_Band|Bob Segar and The Silver Bullets]]
* [[Homos|David Bowie]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Niggos|Jimi Hendrix]]

===''[[LittleBiGPlanet]]'' Costume Quiz===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?

* brick red skin {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Wikipedia:Kratos (God of War)|kratos]] skin
* red flowers
* red flash

2. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?

* round eyes {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* white neon eyes
* [[Niggos|ape]] eyes
* cartoon eyes

3. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?

* [[Wikipedia:Heavenly Sword|nariko]] wig
* [[Niggos|afro wig]]
* big wig {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* buzz hair

4. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?

* cardboard tv
* [[Wikipedia:Kabuki|kabuki]] makeup
* man-eating plant mask {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* monkey king tail

5. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?

* [[Wikipedia:Patapon|patapon]] axe
* [[Wikipedia:Patapon|patapon]] sword
* [[Wikipedia:Patapon|patapon]] bow
* [[Wikipedia:Patapon|patapon]] spear {{w|⇠ Answer}}

6. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?

* [[Wikipedia:MotorStorm|motorstorm]] wheel {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Wikipedia:MotorStorm|motorstorm]] trousers and boots
* [[Wikipedia:MotorStorm|motorstorm]] helmet
* [[Wikipedia:MotorStorm|motorstorm]] gloves

7. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?

* blue denim
* yellow head
* neon wireframe
* ice wig {{w|⇠ Answer}}

8. Which is not a ''LBP'' piece?

* [[Homos|pink panties]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[rainbow]] dot
* red boxer shorts
* life ring

===[[Peanuts|Peanut]] Gallery===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. Where did [[Wikipedia:Charlie Brown|Charlie]] get [[Wikipedia:Snoopy|Snoopy]]?

* playground
* dog pound
* kennel
* daisy hill {{w|⇠ Answer}}

2. Snoopy talked in the comic pages, but he spoke long-timein which show?

* ''[[Wikipedia:Snoopy! The Musical|Snoopy, the musical]]'' {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* ''[[Wikipedia:The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show|The Charlie Brown and Snoopy show]]''
* ''[[Wikipedia:Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown|Race for your life, Charlie Brown]]''
* [[Wikipedia:Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (and Don't Come Back!!)|''Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown'']]

3. [[Wikipedia:Frieda|Frieda]] constantly tries to get Snoopy to chase what?

* moles
* cats
* mice
* rabbits {{w|⇠ Answer}}

4. [[Wikipedia:Sally Brown|Sally]] quoted a famous person by saying what?

* It's better to have loved and lost
* To beagle or not to beagle
* To heir is divine
* Speak softly and carry a beagle {{w|⇠ Answer}}

5. What was the common catchphrase among the peanuts characters in general?

* You blockhead
* Good grief {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* I'm crazy
* It's [[Wikipedia:Manfred von Richthofen|the Red Baron]]

6. Name the fameous theme song.

* [[Wikipedia:Linus and Lucy|Linus and Lucy]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Snoopy and Sally
* Charlie and Patty
* Marcie and Franklin

7. What does Marcie call Patty?

* Mister
* Ma'am
* Sir {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Mis

8. Lucy calls everyone a what?

* dummy
* blockhead {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* dumbbell
* idiot

===[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] History===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. When did [[Sonic]] make his debut?

* February, [[1991]]
* June, [[1990]]
* October, [[1992]]
* June, [[1991]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}

2. Name the character from the arcade game that starred [[Sonic]] and [[Mighty the Armadillo]].

* Ray the flying squirll {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Wikipedia:Rouge the Bat|Rouge the bat]]
* [[Wikipedia:Vector the Crocodile|Vector the crocodile]]
* [[Wikipedia:List of Sonic the Hedgehog video game characters#Charmy Bee|Charmy bee]]

3. [[Knuckles]] goes around an amusment park to rescue Sonic in which title?

* ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|Sonic Heroes]]''
* ''[[Chaotic Combo|Knuckles' Chaotix]]'' {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Fighters|Sonic the Fighters]]''
*''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Crackers|Sonic Crackers]]''

4. What was the Sonic title to be released on [[Wikipedia:Sega Saturn|Sega Saturn]] which was shelved?

* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog 4|''Sonic 4'']]
* ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Crackers|Sonic Crackers]]''
* ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X-treme|Sonic X-Treme]]'' {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic 3D|Sonic 3D Blast]]''

5. Name the female who would have starred in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X-treme|Sonic X-Treme]]''.

* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (TV series)|Sally Acorn]]
* Tiara Boobowski<ref>[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Tiara_Boobowski]</ref> {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Amy Rose]]
* [[Wikipedia:List of Sonic the Hedgehog comic book characters#Mina Mongoose|Mina Mongoose]]

6. Who from the [[Chaotix]] was left out in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']]?

* Mighty the armodillo<ref>[[http://archiesonic.wikia.com/wiki/Mighty_the_Armadillo]]</ref> {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* Vector the crocodile<ref>[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Vector_the_Crocodile]</ref>
* Espio the chameleon<ref>[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Espio_the_Chameleon]</ref>
* Charmy bee<ref>[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Charmy_Bee]</ref>

7. Name the first Sonic game to feature titles before it.

* [[Wikipedia:Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection|''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection'']]
* [[Wikipedia:Compilations in the Sonic series#Sonic Jam|''Sonic Jam'']] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* ''Sonic's Mega Collection''
* ''[[Wikipedia:Sega Smash Pack|Sega Smash Pack]]''

8. Which Sonic game was the first to feature an animation short?

* [[Wikipedia:Compilations in the Sonic series#Sonic Jam|''Sonic Jam'']]
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic 3D|''Sonic 3D Blast'']]
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog CD|''Sonic CD'']] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic R|Sonic R]]''

===[[Sonic]] Vs. [[Sonichu]]===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. Sonic-Boom Speed

* both {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
* [[Sonichu]]

2. Thunderbolt

* both
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
* [[Sonichu]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}

3. Werehog transformation<ref>[[LittleBigPlanet]]</ref><ref>[[Quizzes]]</ref><ref>[[F Abstinance]]</ref>

* both
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Sonichu]]

4. Iron Tail

* both
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
* [[Sonichu]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}

5. High-jump kick

* both {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
* [[Sonichu]]

6. Loved [[Rosechu|a female hedgehog]], and [[Sarah Hammer|a princess]]

* both
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Sonichu]]

7. Spin-dash

* both {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
* [[Sonichu]]

8. Add electricity to his running speed

* both
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
* [[Sonichu]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}

===Sonichu Quiz from CWC===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. Sonichu was first though up on March 17 [[2000]] for which computer-generated art piece?

* website background
* [[Sonichu (comic)|book series]]
* [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD cover]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Card games|tradong card]]

2. [[Punchy Sonichu]], who falls in love with [[Layla|a Flaaffy]], is which type of [[Pokemon]]?

* fighting/electric {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* electric
* normal/electric
* electric/psychic

3. [[Rosechu]] has a favorite thing, which is it?

* [[zapbud]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* outfit
* store
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|
music album]]

4. [[Magi-chan]]'s mentor while growing up was a [[parody]] to who?

* [[Wikipedia:Latias and Latios|Latios]]
* [[Wikipedia:Lugia|Lugia]]
* [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Wikipedia:Giratina|Giratina]]

5. [[Bubbles]] entrusts the [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu crystal]], which was found under the sea by a sleeping Blastoise, to who?

* [[Angelica]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Blake]]
* [[Silvana]]
* [[Lolisa]]

6. [[Sonichu]] rescues Rosechu from Robotnik's cell in which book?

* [[Sonichu 0|0]]
* [[Sonichu 8|8]]
* [[Sonichu 1|1]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Sonichu 3|3]]

7. [[Wild]] was raised by a [[Wikipedia:Scyther|Scyther]] and a [[Wikipedia:Venusaur|Venusaur]], which [[Pokemon]] did he learn conversion from to perfect his stealth nija skills?

* [[Wikipedia:Scyther|Schyter]]
* [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (202–251)#Smeargle|Smeargle]]
* [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (102–151)#Porygon|Porygon]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Wikipedia:Venusaur|Venusaur]]

8. [[CWCville]] University was the inspiration, and the first school, that taught which subject?

* science
* [[sex]]
* [[Honor roll|math]]
* [[Dating education|dating]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}

===Sonichu Quiz 2===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. The [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] site was originally a spinoff from which CWC site?

* [[CWC's Pokesite]]
* [[El Pokesite de RWC]]
* CWC's Bionicle site
* [[CWC's Pokesite 2]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}

2. [[Flame]] protected the sunstone which controls what?

* [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (1–51)#Gloom|Gloom]]'s evolution to [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (152–201)#Bellossom|bellossom]]
* Running speeds of Sonichus and Rosechus
* The way things grow on earth {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (152–201)#Sunkern|Sunkern]]'s evolution to [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (152–201)#Sunflora|Sunflora]]

3. Simiar to the Powerpuff Girls, [[Blake]] was created with an accidental dose of what?

* sugar, spice and everything nice
* cherry cola {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* black ashes
* [[zapdos]]' DNA

4. Where is [[Metal Sonichu]] now?

* [[Anime|Japan]]
* Jupiter
* [[The Moon]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[PandaHalo|Australia]]

5. Which [[Sonichu (species)|SOnichu]] has [[Zelina|a princess]] for a [[sweetheart]]?

* [[Punchy]]
* [[Sonichu]]
* [[Wild Sonichu|WIld]]
* [[Darkbind]] {{w|⇠ Answer}}

6. Which [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu ball crystal]] was found at [[manchester High School]]?

* white {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* red
* green
* blue

7. The difference between final and [[Chris|director]]'s cut of [[Sonichu 5|book 5]] is what?

* [[Megtune]] attacks with rockin' hurricane
* [[Megagi]] [[Kick the Autistic|slaps Christian]]
* [[Megagi]] does the [[Sailor Moon]]
* [[Megtune]] hugs Christian {{w|⇠ Answer}}

8. Where was the birthday party hosted at for the [[Chaotic Combo]]?

* The Pokemon Center {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubble's]] hutand beach
* In the [[Mayor's office]]
* [[Sonichu's house]]

===[[Wikipedia:Who's on First?|Who's On First]]===

'''Highlight for answers.'''

1. pitcher

* who
* tomorrow {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* what
* I don't care

2. left field

* because
* absoloutely
* I don't know
* why {{w|⇠ Answer}}

3. catcher

* I don't care
* today {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* I don't know
* naturally

4. second

* who
* why
* what {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* because

5. shortstop

* because
* I don't know
* why
* I don't care {{w|⇠ Answer}}

6. third

* who
* I don't know {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* what
* tomorrow

7. center field

* why
* because {{w|⇠ Answer}}
* I don't know
* naturally

8. first

* I don't care
* naturally
* absoloutely
* who {{w|⇠ Answer}}
== Sources ==
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==External links==
*[http://www.mybuzzquiz.com/actions/Profile.do?AccountID=549098 Chris's MyBUZZ! profile]
{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Media produced by Chris-chan]]

Relics of Fail

2014-06-25T17:01:16Z

Captain Lhurgoyf:

{{protip|Have you "discovered" a new Relic of Fail? Cool, just see if it's considered a relic under the [[Talk:Relics of Fail#A Taxonomy of Fail|the Taxonomy of Fail]].}}

The '''Relics of Fail''' are several items that Chris places significant emotional value on. Their status is unknown as of [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the 14 Branchland Court fire]], but Chris did mention rescuing his DSi, so they possibly survived.

== The Major Relics ==

[[Image:Chrischan sonichu medal.jpg|thumb|[[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion, Mark 1]]]]

* [[Amnyfest Ring]] - Since the Sonichu medallions were stolen, Chris has claimed this [[Chris and English|mysteriously]]-named high school ring is the TRUE source of his power.
* [[Attraction Sign]] - A relic of days past when Chris had not yet been told by his mother that soliciting using a sign made him look retarded. Many versions existed, [[Mary Lee Walsh|most were destroyed]]. Most recently seen being used at [[Fridays After Five]].
* [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|''CWC on TV'' DVD]] - A DVD composed of many home videos among other things, such as his [[Song of Christian]].
* [[Gitar of Fail|Gitar]] - Apparently convinced this counts as a real guitar, Chris is often seen with his beloved ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' controller in attempts to look cool. It invariably has the opposite effect.
* [[Medallions of Fail|Medallions]] - Hunks of Crayola-brand modeling clay fashioned into the shape of Sonichu's head, among other characters' heads. Once believed by trolls to be the source of his power, they were swiftly corrected, and now Chris shows off his Amnyfest Ring to show that his videos are true and honest.
* [[PS3]] - Chris's life upgrade and the biggest drain on his [[Monthly Tugboat]]. Chris is now on to his [[The MovingForward videos|second PS3]].
* [[PSEye]] - The window through which trolls can catch glimpses of Chris and his day-to-day life.
* [[Scrapbook of Fail|Scrapbook]] - A three-ring binder containing all of Chris's comic pages and other drawings.
* [[Patti Chandler|Patti's corpse and doghouse]] - Chris's beloved dog who is buried in the Chandlers backyard under her doghouse.
* [[Hair|Locks of Chris's hair]] - Probably the only Relic to have been obtained by trolls which actually comes from Chris's own body.
* Gift Basket of Fail - In a [[:File:Virginbreaker.png|private facebook note]], Chris said that he had given a gift basket to the [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|woman who took his virginity]]. This relic might not actually exist, as some suspect that "gift basket" is actually a [[CWC-isms|euphemism]] for [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|payment given to a prostitute]]. Alternatively, some suspect that Chris had [[List of Chris's lies|made up]] the story of how he lost his virginity and that it didn't happen at all.

== The Minor Relics ==

[[Image:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|[[Son-Chu]]]]

* [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|Hand-drawn ''Nintendo Power'' issue]] - A lengthy issue of ''Nintendo Power'', customized to show Sonic ditching Sega to join [[Nintendo]] and revealing a little bit of what Chris wants in a [[Sonichu (game)|''Sonichu'' game.]]
* [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]] - An odd-looking creation, though more original than most of his works. Born of [[Pixelblocks]], it is used in the comics to summon his twin sister, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]].
* [[Pedo-Glasses]] - Have you ever noticed how [[pedofork|pedophiles]] and rapists in composite sketches wear these kinds of glasses? Yeah, don't think too hard about that.
* [[PSP of Fail|PSP]] - Yet another vessel for Chris's video game obsession. Chris, in typical fashion, has decorated it with images of his flagship character and his own face.
* [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|''Sailor Moon'' Poster]] - One of many things Chris presumably masturbates to in order to keep himself heterosexual.
* [[Son-Chu]] - Chris's beaten old station wagon, now nearly two years overdue for an oil change. Also appears in the comic as one of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]].
* [[Muscle bra|Muscle Bra]] - Actually, just a sports bra which Chris sadly wears, thinking that everyone will be turned [[Homos|gay]] if they don't wear one, too.
* [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - A short tract produced by Chris and given as a birthday gift to his [[gal-pal]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. The document chronicles the lives of its two title characters and the (almost non-existent) relationship they had while depicting them (and several of their friends and family) as Sonichu characters. The tract's current fate is unknown, although it is more than likely to have been thrown away by Sarah shortly after receiving it.
* [[iDea Book Case]] - Invented when Chris found himself having too many iOS products, and needed a place to put his iPhone, a (broken) iPod touch, and another iPod touch seen off-camera.

==The Lesser Relics==

[[Image:TG8.jpg|thumb|[[Plush Breasts|Plush Boobs of Fail]]]]

* [[Anime Wings]] - A pair of women's hairclips that Chris got at [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]]. For some reason, Chris felt the need to incorporate them into his comic.
* [[Belt Buckle of Fail|Belt Buckle]] - Not a very well-known relic, but nonetheless extremely amusing.
* [[Clown Doll]] - A harmless-looking clown doll, significant in that it often bears the brunt of Chris's fury in his many rage videos.
* [[Fapcup]] - Cup used by Chris to collect his [[semen]] for drinking purposes.
* [[Idea Book Case|iDea Book Case]] - Case "invented" by Chris to store his Apple devices.
* [[Li'l Chris]] - A stuffed bear — not, in fact, Chris's [[duck]].
* [[Megatron pistol|Megatron Pistol]] - A toy handgun Chris uses to [[Death threats|threaten]] his most hated [[trolls|foes]].
* [[Plush Breasts|Plush Boobs of Fail]] - A pair of fake breasts often seen in his videos, possibly used as a sign of heterosexual virility and as a [[mass debating]] tool.
* [[Wii Remote of Fail|Wii Remote]] - Like the PSP and ''Guitar Hero'' controller, this poor Wiimote has been decked out in Sonichu colors and was used in Chris's attempts to get [[Miyamoto]] to make him a video game.
* [[Pocket knife|Pocketknife]] - A knife that Chris can't handle at all.
* [[Pokéwalker of Fail]] - A Poké Ball-shaped pedometer originally packaged with the [[Pokémon|''Pokémon HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'']] versions, recolored in the image of one of the seven [[Sonichu Balls]].
* [[Sex toys]] - Lots and lots of, including sex dolls, a vibrator, a dildo, a penis pump, anal beads, penis rings and two fleshlights.
* [[List of toys|Regular children toys]] - Too many to count; can be seen in Chris's videos and photographs cluttering all over his room. The most notable ones have been listed in this article.
* [[List of Chris's games|Video games]] and their various consoles - Thousands of dollars have been spent on them, some of it right from the [[Monthly Tugboat|pockets of the American taxpayers]]. Chris sold some of those games and consoles to [[Snooky's Pawn Shop]], where they were later obtained by [[Clyde Cash]].

==Artwork of Fail==
* [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] - Even the simple task of drawing a straight line to depict a drinking straw evades Mr. Weston Chandler.

==The Shrines of Fail==
* [[The Wall of Originals]] - A monument to the wastes of time known as Chris's original ''Pokémon'' cards.
* [[Megan Shrine]] - Chris's display of his disturbing obsession with the one [[Megan|girl]] he thought he truly had a chance at. '''Spoiler Alert:''' He never had a chance and never will.

==The Holy Fails==
{{protip|Procure one of these and upload them to CWCki and you will be a fucking god amongst men.}}
While not traditional relics in such that Chris has emotional value, per say, these are Chris-related relics that are of immense value to trolls but, like the fabled Holy Grail, seem impossible to obtain.

* [[Autism papers|Autism Papers]] - Presumably papers detailing Chris's exact psychological diagnosis. While a psychiatric survey from [[2004]] has been procured, the original papers documenting Chris's diagnosis are currently locked away in a filing cabinet in [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] room.
* '''Transcripts and Report Cards''' - Chris's transcripts and report cards, to verify whether if he was indeed on [[honor roll]] and to what degree his claims about his high school grades are true.
* '''Recording of Chris's screaming''' - Chris claims that during his time in [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] several members of the school's faculty restrained him to the ground and recorded his screaming.<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref> If this recording indeed exists<ref>See the article [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] for reasons to doubt Chris's several accounts of the Greene County incident.</ref> than it is very likely to have been destroyed by now.

== References ==
<references/>

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

Category:CWCipedia vandalism

2014-06-25T15:54:33Z

Captain Lhurgoyf: Probably worth warning as any.

{{Honest}}

Images that were uploaded to [[CWCipedia]] by trolls. Note: Contains Meatspin, Goatse, Lemon Party, Tubgirl, and Chris [[nudes]]. Look at your own risk.
[[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]

User:Captain Lhurgoyf

2014-06-24T00:30:22Z

Captain Lhurgoyf: Created page with "Ach! Hans, run, it's the Lhurgoyf!"

Ach! Hans, run, it's the Lhurgoyf!

Piedmont Virginia Community College

2014-06-24T00:29:12Z

Captain Lhurgoyf:

:''For other uses of "PVCC", see [[PVCC|the disambiguation page]].''

[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|The public education system has failed us miserably...]]

'''Piedmont Virginia Community College''' is Chris's collegiate [[Wikipedia:alma mater|''alma mater'']], a [[Wikipedia:Community college|community college]] located in [[Charlottesville, Virginia]]. At PVCC, [[Chris]] earned an [[Wikipedia:Applied science|Applied Science]] Associate's Degree in [[CADD|Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. After [[Slow-in-the-minds|five years of study]], Chris earned his degree, even though students are expected to earn associate's degrees after two years in the U.S. He also made the Dean's List, or so he claims.<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]: "I earned two degrees in Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List."</ref>

In the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], PVCC is the realm of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. In real life, Walsh, in her role as Dean of Student Affairs, gave Chris a hard time on his [[Love Quest]] and at points shattered his heart, lowering his [[heart level|level]] to nearly zero. Chris took revenge in his own inimitable fashion, making her into a character in his comics: the evil witch in command of a villainous group known as the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

Chris began classes in PVCC in [[2000#September|September 2000]]. For reasons unknown, even to Chris, he originally chose "Marketing" as his major. Or, more likely, his [[Bob Chandler|father]] chose it for him. Bob quickly transferred Chris to the [[CADD]] course, as this was in the days before he had completely given up on the idea that his son would become a functioning adult.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails#Chris_is_lazy.2C_Hates_simple_chores]]</ref>

==Kicked out of English==
[[Image:Matchdotcom1.jpeg|thumb|For reference, this is what Chris wore to college.]]
Chris's first great PVCC trauma occurred when he was kicked out of an [[Chris and English|English]] class on his [[Chris's birthday|birthday]].

Chris at one point claimed that his class was reading ''[[wikipedia:Wednesday's Child (novel)|Wednesday's Child]]'', a story about an [[autism|autistic]] girl who [[Death threats|brutally murders people]].<ref>[http://www.amazon.com/Wednesdays-Child-Inspector-Banks-Novels/dp/0380820498]</ref> Chris said that he told his [[JERKS|male]] professor that by golly, he was autistic too! This allegedly resulted in Chris's ejection from that class on 24 [[February 2003]], Chris's twenty-first birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the professor's misunderstanding and fear of autism. Chris cried and later passed the course when he retook it with a [[gal pal|female professor]].

Of course, there is more to this story than Chris lets on. In conversations with his [[gal pal|gal-pal]]s years afterward, Chris admitted that the topic of [[homos|homosexuality]] had come up in a group discussion in class. Chris made a derogatory and inappropriate comment (in his words, he emitted "exclamations you'd likely hear from a [[Niggos|black person]] in [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]]"), and was promptly told to leave.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref>

After being kicked out, Chris sat at a table by himself and cried. As well as reinforcing Chris's [[JERKS|hatred of men]], this event also inspired Chris to begin his [[Love Quest]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search]]</ref>

==Kicked out of college==
By mid-[[2003#October|October 2003]], Chris was already well into his [[Love Quest]], his [[Attraction Sign]] at the ready for a full two months before falling prey to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], who assumed he was [[Carlos Chantor|whoring himself out.]] Allegedly, she then yelled at him in "a very violent manner" and harshly criticized his methods. Undeterred, Chris made a new sign, which Walsh also took down. Chris, his [[Chris and anger|wrath]] now heightened, spammed the college with copies of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'', in turn incurring a stern lecture from Walsh, who for her troubles found herself on the receiving end of a loud [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]. He was then banned from the premises for a year, mandated (by Walsh) to take an anger management course, and forced to see a shrink.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> Thus, we have the [[autism papers]].

==Graduation==
After spending five years on a degree that is expected to take only two, Chris graduated with an associate's degree in Applied Science and a [[CADD]] certificate. Chris has repeatedly and falsely claimed to have two degrees, seemingly not understanding that his certificate and his associate's degree are two separate things.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|BlueSpike PSN Chat #4]]</ref><ref>[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (26 October 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>

Compared to his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], Chris didn't seem to give a fuck. Notably, Chris wore not only his [[Sonichu medallion]], but worse his gown, tassel, and [[honor roll]] stole from [[Manchester High School|high school]] to his college graduation.

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Image:0710-CWCCollGrad1.jpg|Graduation
Image:0711-CWCCollGrad2.jpg|Such is his disdain for college, he's wearing the [[medallion]] and the same [[Chris and fashion|shirt of fail]] he draws himself in.
Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|And as usual, Chris couldn't care less and he disrobed himself like a small child.
Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|His Associate of Applied Science degree.
Image:0713-PVCCCaddDeg1.jpg|His CADD certificate. Chris insists this is a degree, but the [[Commonwealth of Virginia]] begs to differ.
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|"Student featured in ''[[Nintendo Power]]''."
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</center>

==PVCC as viewed by Chris==
Christian Weston Chandler refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' (abbreviated '''PVCCitizens'''; or, on one occasion, as '''Piedmont Virginity College'''<ref>[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]</ref>) due to the grudge he holds against the college. Within the context of his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for the activities of the villains of [[CWCville]].

As you can imagine, when the [[troll]] message boards were created, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|it just had to be christened with this name]].

==See also==
* [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
* [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)]]

== Sources ==
<references />

==External links==
{{CWCipedia}}
* [[Wikipedia:Piedmont Virginia Community College|Wikipedia article on PVCC]]
* [http://www.pvcc.edu/ PVCC website]

{{Places}}

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[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Honor roll

2014-06-24T00:28:47Z

Captain Lhurgoyf: I was on the honour roll and I can verify that they're called stoles.

{{protip|It has so far unknown whether or not Chris really did make the honor roll. [[China]] and/or [[pickle|pickles]] and a place in the Trolling Hall of Fame awaits anyone who can conclusively prove or disprove Chris's honor roll status.}}

[[Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|thumb|right|The white stole says Chris made the honor roll, but the [[The creepy stare|slack-jawed stare]] says so much more.]]

{{quote|No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de HONOR ROLL. ¡Bueño! [sic]|[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]] <ref>Translation: Not lonely with them, but with my points of HONOR ROLL. Good!</ref>}}

{{quote| I AM HONOR ROLL!| [[Liquid Chris]]}}

{{quote|HONOR ROLL MY ASS|[[Vivian Gee]], [[Audiobooks]]}}

Chris's presence on the '''honor roll''' in [[high school]] is something he often brings up as evidence of his [[Slow-in-the-minds|intelligence]]. Despite his insistence to the contrary, Chris's past behavior and obvious gullibility, poor communication and self-delusion cast doubt upon this claim. Chris likes to boast of his honor roll status wherever possible as it is one of the easily measurable accomplishments in his life.

==Where Chris has claimed Honor Roll status==
Chris has trumpeted his honor-roll status in a number of his documents and videos.

*In [[Sub-Episode 2]], Chris drops the honor-roll line in a post-script to his unsolicited follow-up email to [[Hanna]]. Because the girl who just deliberately [[troll]]ed your [[heart level]] down to 15% will flip for you if you're on the honor roll.
*In his [[Miyamoto emails|e-mails]] to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], he apparently thought making the honor roll would impress a world-renowned game designer.
*Likewise, he mentioned the honor roll early in his [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail exchanges with Blanca]].
*The honor roll gets a shout-out in the lyrics to "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]" by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].
*Chris's [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia autobiography]] prominently mentioned the honor roll.
*In his [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's rant]], Chris cited making the honor roll as one of many ways in which he overcame the obstacles presented by his [[autism]], and how he is apparently better than those with [[Aspergers]].
*In his [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|first public plea for understanding on YouTube]], Chris mentioned the honor roll in passing.
*Chris's first [[OkCupid]] profile from [[February 2009]] announces that he made the honor roll.
*In [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]], Chris bragged about his "honor roll points" as one of the many qualities that apparently set him apart from [[Liquid Chris]].
*In response, Liquid Chris picked up the honor-roll catchphrase himself, using it in one of their arguments over the phone.<ref>[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]</ref>
*In the [[Autism Awareness E-mails]], Chris mentioned making the honor roll as one reason why he did not need a caretaker or other supervision.

==Chris made the honor roll?==
In Chris's graduation pictures from both high school and college, he is wearing a stole that generally indicates graduating with honors. This only means so much without additional context, though. As of the 2013-14 school year, being listed on the Honor Roll for a given semester only requires a 3.0 grade point average<ref>http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_fJESV_/14cd5010b650607b3745a49013852ec4/2012-13_student_handbook.pdf</ref>, with no distinction made between harder classes and easier remedial course work (such as the English 12 class where Chris claims [[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls]] got an A). The psychiatrist who conducted Chris's [[autism papers|intake survey]] in [[2004]] noted that Chris took regular classes in high school, but he may have only had Chris's word for that. Often, even without remedial course work, it's not hard to get honor roll -- assuming 3.0 was B or B-, having had enough help from his parents with homework might have made up for a C average on tests. In the first semester of 2013-14, 789 students made either the Honor Roll or the more prestigious Distinguished Honor Roll<ref>http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_xaGXZ_/a4271ab7097cdab83745a49013852ec4/2013-2014_S1_Regular_Honor_Roll1.pdf</ref><ref>http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_xaGYj_/1bb1298af5762f333745a49013852ec4/2013-2014_S1_Distinguished_Honor_Roll1.pdf</ref>, about 40% of the total enrolment of about 1800-2000.<ref>https://p1pe.doe.virginia.gov/reportcard/report.do?division=21&schoolName=1531</ref> This may explain why Chris was [[Count Graduon|so upset]] at being awarded [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|''only'' a star pin for his grades]].

On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "[[Song of Christian]]", he is enraged to receive an "F" in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: ''"I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!"'', indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they slipped into "F"'s before long.[[File:Honor Roll I dont think so.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's D+ grade in English Class.]]

Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his [[Stress|laziness]], [[naïve|naïveté]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]], [[Chris and anger|temperament]] and [[Chris and sex|sexual frustration]] have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto saga offers an interesting example of this contrast: Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that [[Nintendo]] was interested in his [[Sonichu|low quality spin-off]] in the first place.

One would think that all Chris needs to do is to post his grades in order to end the doubts to his alleged intelligence. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19#We cannot see Chris's report cards|Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers are said to be locked away beyond his reach (which could mean a number of things - they could be locked away, buried under the hoard of his parents, he doesn't have them anymore and he doesn't want to reveal that to others, he's just too lazy to get up and find them, or they could be [[14 Branchland Court#Destruction of the Chandler Household|burned or damaged]]), we may never know the truth until something finally snaps and he's able to get them.

Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards|public record]] (although the school district website states otherwise<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>), but was too lazy to procure them himself. [[Trolls|Those]] who have (or desire) access to the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should take note.

It is noteworthy that [[Bob Chandler|Chris' father]] stated in a Prank Call that Chris did not, in fact, make the Honor Roll.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs</ref> It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility.

===June 2014 leaks===
{{Main|June 2014 leaks}}
In June of 2014, information was released on the [[CWCki Forums]] about Chris's high school days. The released information confirmed that he had received poor grades in at least one class, and cast serious doubt on Chris's claimed "Honor Roll" status.

==Notes and references==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Manchester High School]]
*[[Slow-in-the-minds]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]

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[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Barack Obama

2014-06-24T00:27:22Z

Captain Lhurgoyf: Thought this was a category. My apologies, got it mixed up with Homos.

[[Image:Obama.jpg|thumb|right|Obama's favorite Rolling Stones song? "Paint It, Black."]]

{{quote|I think he’s a regular stand up [[family guy]].|Chris on Obama, [[Rollin' and Trollin']]}}

{{quote|Who would you vote for; a war hero that you couldn't feel that much for, or the guy who you feel like is similar to you in social dilemnas?|[[IRC (18 December 2008)|Chris on voting for whoever reminds him of himself]]}}

'''Barack Hussein Obama''' (born [[Pre-1980#1960s|4 August 1961]]) is the current President of the [[United States of America]].

He appears briefly in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] in episode 17, painting the White House black. There was a popular joke where he did so after winning the presidential office. Chris obviously took this joke way too seriously, even [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview|believing it]] as an actual rumor about Obama.

Chris, while initially disliking Obama, felt he and Obama were much a lot alike, in that they were both discriminated against, essentially equating [[Kick the Autistic]] with actual racial discrimination. Chris admitted that after watching the [[Wikipedia:A&E Network|A&E]] documentary on Obama and [[Wikipedia:John McCain|John McCain]], he decided to vote for Obama because he felt he had more in common with him. In other words, Chris had no interest in or understanding of any of the campaign issues or the candidates' opinions on them. Due to [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|recent revelations]], some believe Chris would have not voted for Obama had [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18108978/ns/politics-decision_08/t/rudy-giuliani-dress-will-voters-care/ Rudy Giuliani] - a [[Tomgirl Pictures|person]] Chris can more easily identify with - won the republican primaries.

Chris did a prearranged interview in the video [[Rollin' and Trollin']] where he spoke about how he liked Obama and made no mention of painting the White House black.

On New Year's Eve 2009, Chris claimed to have "snail-mailed" Barack Obama asking to make [[homo]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]] illegal, [[Chris and the Law|with involvement from the FBI and jail sentences]].<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu#THAT_DOES_NOT_MATTER</ref>

{{clear}}

==White House gag==
[[Image:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's brilliant political satire in action. See, it's funny, because Bush is known to poke his political rivals with a broom.]]

This page was removed from CWC's site along with the comic pages featuring pornography; the pornographic pages were restored in the Luv Shack, but the Obama page remained removed.

While still a U.S. Senator, Obama made a cameo appearance in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], featured in one of the multitude of bizarre elevator gags seen as [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] ascend to the top of the [[4-cent garbage.com]] building. Inexplicably, the entire White House is contained on the 51st floor, where Obama is painting the exterior black. Below, Senator [[Wikipedia:John McCain|John McCain]] (R-AZ), who ran against Obama in the 2008 Presidential race, chides Obama for presuming to redecorate the White House before actually securing the election. Senator [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary Clinton]] (D-NY), who would later become Obama's Secretary of State, and [[Wikipedia:Sarah Palin|Sarah Palin]], McCain's running mate and then-Governor of Alaska, also look on with annoyance.

From inside the White House, then-President [[George W. Bush]] notices Obama's audacious paintjob, and takes matters into his own hands. Using a broom, he tips over Obama's ladder. The implied extent of Obama's injuries from the fall is left up to the imagination of the reader.

Obama is wearing a [[Wikipedia:kufi|kufi]], which is a traditional west African hat associated with Muslims. This is probably the result of Chris seeing photos of Obama wearing a kufi that have been released.

==See also==
*[[George W. Bush]]
*[[Niggos]]

==References==
<references />
==External links==
*[http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/president-obama Obama official site]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama Obama] on [[Wikipedia]]
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Barack Obama

2014-06-24T00:26:52Z

Captain Lhurgoyf: