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<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>'''100 2261.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[October 2010]]. In it, [[Chris_and_remorse|Chris expresses remorse]] for various actions including blaming [[Michael Snyder]] for having been [[banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]]. As with most things, Chris blames [[video game]]-induced [[stress]] as the leading cause of his behaviour. Chris states that it was [[Jackie]] who made him realise that it may have been his fault for having been banned, which means these apologies are probably all in the name of [[china]].<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 100 2261<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|p7ZgQI1oaiE}}<br /> | stardate = 1 [[October 2010]]<br /> | subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Video games|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{PokemonLeague|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> | saga = {{Jackie|text}}, {{Game Place|text}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> Huh, well, this is, uh, October 1st 2010, and we're gonna go a change of pace, here. I have come to good real-, come to terms and realization, with the, with the help of my sweetheart, [[Jackie]]. <br /> <br /> [''Chris thens breathes in heavily'']<br /> <br /> Anyway, uh, want to apologize to verbal, to Michall Snyder and everyone who worked at [[The GAMe PLACe]] fer blaming them for all the...<br /> <br /> [Another slightly, shorter heavy breath]<br /> <br /> ...troubles, cause you know, things have perspired, that let up to me getting kicked out, was pretty much my fault, ungh, but most of the time, ungh, butmosothuhtime, I'm [[stress|sooper stressed out]], and I'm only, just, trying out too not outburst twice. TWICE. Ever. And even, (jibberish), Micheal, and I apologize for, uh, writing that message, on the carboard box, that Micheal is aware of. There was my angery responce to...not...being allowed to, uh, hookup the Wii, Show I could be the erect Wii,(?) So I could be there, statement to the other Pokemon league members, ford, toward their, Diamond and Pearl games. But anyway, uh, I don't blame any of them. I am to blame for kicking kids out of there...and...I am sorry. Have a good day. <br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> *[[XBox is OK.MOV]]<br /> *[[Jackie]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]|nextlink=Current}}<br /> <br /> {{Sweetheart Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2261.MOV&diff=116943 2010-10-01T22:11:33Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>'''100 2261.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[October 2010]]. In it, [[Chris_and_remorse|Chris expresses remorse]] for various actions including blaming [[Michael Snyder]] for having been [[banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]]. As with most things, Chris blames [[video game]]-induced [[stress]] as the leading cause of his behaviour. Chris states that it was [[Jackie]] who made him realise that it may have been his fault for having been banned, which means these apologies are probably all in the name of [[china]].<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 100 2261<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|p7ZgQI1oaiE}}<br /> | stardate = 1 [[October 2010]]<br /> | subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Video games|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{PokemonLeague|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> | saga = {{Jackie|text}}, {{Game Place|text}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> Huh, well, this is, uh, October 1st 2010, and we're gonna have a change of pase, here. I have come to, gra, come to the realization, with the, with the help of my sweetheart, [[Jackie]]. <br /> <br /> [Chris thens breathes in heavily]<br /> <br /> Anyway, uh, want to apologize to verb, to Micheal Snyder and everyone who worked at [[The GAMe PLACe]] fer blaming them for all the...<br /> <br /> [Another slightly, shorter heavy breath]<br /> <br /> ...trouble, cause you know, things have perspired, that let up to me getting kicked out, was pretty much my fault, ungh, but most of the time, ungh, butmosothuhtime, i'm [[stress|sooper stressed out]], and i'm only, just, trying out too not outburst twice. TWICE. Ever. And even, (jibberish), Micheal, and I apologize for, uh, writing that message, on the carboard box, that Micheal is aware of. There was my angery responce to...not...being allowed to, uh, hookup the Wii, Show I could be the erect Wii,(?) So I could be there, statement to the other Pokemon league members, ford, toward their, Diamond and Pearl games. But anyway, uh, I don't blame any of them. I am to blame for kicking kids out of there...and...I am sorry. Have a good day. <br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> *[[XBox is OK.MOV]]<br /> *[[Jackie]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]|nextlink=Current}}<br /> <br /> {{Sweetheart Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=100_2261.MOV&diff=116942 2010-10-01T22:10:47Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>'''100 2261.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[October 2010]]. In it, [[Chris_and_remorse|Chris expresses remorse]] for various actions including blaming [[Michael Snyder]] for having been [[banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]]. As with most things, Chris blames [[video game]]-induced [[stress]] as the leading cause of his behaviour. Chris states that it was [[Jackie]] who made him realise that it may have been his fault for having been banned, which means these apologies are probably all in the name of [[china]].<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 100 2261<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|p7ZgQI1oaiE}}<br /> | stardate = 1 [[October 2010]]<br /> | subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Video games|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{PokemonLeague|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> | saga = {{Jackie|text}}, {{Game Place|text}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript==+<br /> Huh, well, this is, uh, October 1st 2010, and we're gonna have a change of pase, here. I have come to, gra, come to the realization, with the, with the help of my sweetheart, [[Jackie]]. <br /> <br /> [Chris thens breathes in heavily]<br /> <br /> Anyway, uh, want to apologize to verb, to Micheal Snyder and everyone who worked at [[The GAMe PLACe]] fer blaming them for all the...<br /> <br /> [Another slightly, shorter heavy breath]<br /> <br /> ...trouble, cause you know, things have perspired, that let up to me getting kicked out, was pretty much my fault, ungh, but most of the time, ungh, butmosothuhtime, i'm [[stress|sooper stressed out]], and i'm only, just, trying out too not outburst twice. TWICE. Ever. And even, (jibberish), Micheal, and I apologize for, uh, writing that message, on the carboard box, that Micheal is aware of. There was my angery responce to...not...being allowed to, uh, hookup the Wii, Show I could be the erect Wii,(?) So I could be there, statement to the other Pokemon league members, ford, toward their, Diamond and Pearl games. But anyway, uh, I don't blame any of them. I am to blame for kicking kids out of there...and...I am sorry. Haave a good day. <br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> *[[XBox is OK.MOV]]<br /> *[[Jackie]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]|nextlink=Current}}<br /> <br /> {{Sweetheart Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=116927 2010-10-01T21:42:54Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> * 1 october - Chris apologizes to [[the GAMe PLAce]] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ZgQI1oaiE<br /> * 30 September - Chris tells off Lars...[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|again]].<br /> * 27 September - [[New Address|Chris tells off Lars]].<br /> * 26 September - Chris begins his anti troll movement (that means us) with a [[Anti Troll Movement Video1|video]].<br /> * 25 September - Chris uploads a new video where he [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|sinks Lars' boat]]. The consequences will never be the same.<br /> * 25 September - The [[Wallflower E-mails]] are released. Most notably: Chris only claimed to be in a relationship. [[Megan|Yet again]].<br /> * 23 September - It is discovered that Chris spent $30.00 on a ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' mod through [[eBay]]. Meanwhile [[Bob]] makes some unusual claims in a [[Prank_calls#Call_Bobby_Chandler|new prank call]].<br /> <br /> ('''[[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|more...]]''')<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, including new videos, family news and updates to ongoing [[saga]]s. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 6 or 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=116926 2010-10-01T21:42:22Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> * 1 october - Chris apologizes to [[the GAMe PLAce]]<br /> * 30 September - Chris tells off Lars...[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|again]].<br /> * 27 September - [[New Address|Chris tells off Lars]].<br /> * 26 September - Chris begins his anti troll movement (that means us) with a [[Anti Troll Movement Video1|video]].<br /> * 25 September - Chris uploads a new video where he [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|sinks Lars' boat]]. The consequences will never be the same.<br /> * 25 September - The [[Wallflower E-mails]] are released. Most notably: Chris only claimed to be in a relationship. [[Megan|Yet again]].<br /> * 23 September - It is discovered that Chris spent $30.00 on a ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' mod through [[eBay]]. Meanwhile [[Bob]] makes some unusual claims in a [[Prank_calls#Call_Bobby_Chandler|new prank call]].<br /> <br /> ('''[[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|more...]]''')<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, including new videos, family news and updates to ongoing [[saga]]s. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 6 or 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie&diff=116777 2010-10-01T00:53:42Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|And you will be safe, as long as I [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|do not talk]] about you at all online|[[Jackie e-mails|Every good show needs some foreshadowing]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|thumb|Jackie IRL, note the shirt and bracelet]]<br /> [[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|&quot;[[Sweetheart]]&quot; in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]<br /> <br /> '''Jacklyn &quot;Jackie&quot; Romley''' is a woman whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. Not much is known about Jackie other than what's present in a set of emails and a video uploaded by Chris.<br /> <br /> ==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==<br /> <br /> ===Sexy sweetie looking for love===<br /> <br /> I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me old fashioned I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]<br /> <br /> Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], cook dinner together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend [[Chris and rape|at my family's cabin]], travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...<br /> I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?<br /> <br /> I'm 5'3&quot;, slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. I shop a LOT. :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start a family with.<br /> <br /> [[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]] <br /> <br /> ===Characteristics===<br /> Gender: '''Woman'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Current Status: '''Single'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Eyes: '''Hazel'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Height: '''5' 03&quot;'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Hair Type: '''Red'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Age: '''22'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]<br /> <br /> ===Profile===<br /> Education: '''College graduate'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Ethnicity: '''Caucasian'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Religion: '''Unitarian'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> City: '''Charlottesville'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Occupation: '''Magazine Editor'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Have Children: '''No'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Want Children: '''Yes'''<br /> <br /> ===Habits===<br /> Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Drugs: '''Not interested'''<br /> <br /> ===Personality===<br /> I get around town via: '''Car, Bycicle, Walk'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> I spend my free time: '''Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, Watching movies, Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Funniest Thing: '''A monkey on roller skates'''<br /> <br /> ===Deeper===<br /> '''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''<br /> Wilt Chamberlain, [[Anne Boleyn|Queen Elizabeth I]], [[Mailbag_1#Chris_the_inventor|Leonardo Da Vinci]] and Liberace.<br /> <br /> '''What's under your bed?''' My old [[PSP|Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!<br /> <br /> '''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.<br /> <br /> ===Fill It===<br /> I'm an open-minded person, but '''[[Chris and race|big]][[Homos|ot]][[Women's rights|ry]]''' is a deal-breaker.<br /> <br /> Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''Andy Warhol''' and the body of a '''Brad Pitt'''<br /> <br /> People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.<br /> <br /> The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''<br /> <br /> The quickest way to my heart is '''good cooking''' The quickest way to my bed is '''strong, muscly arms'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''<br /> <br /> The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''<br /> <br /> My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''Digimon'''<br /> <br /> '''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.<br /> <br /> I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.<br /> <br /> '''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.<br /> <br /> '''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.<br /> <br /> ===In and Out===<br /> The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''<br /> <br /> '''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews<br /> <br /> '''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks<br /> <br /> '''Wireless''' or Landline<br /> <br /> '''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose<br /> <br /> Beatles or '''Stones'''<br /> <br /> CD or '''MP3'''<br /> <br /> '''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill<br /> <br /> Dogs or '''Cats'''<br /> <br /> '''Summer''' or Winter<br /> <br /> Black or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''<br /> <br /> '''Bars''' or Stay Home<br /> <br /> Kroger or '''Whole Food'''<br /> <br /> '''PC''' or Mac<br /> <br /> '''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy<br /> <br /> Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''<br /> <br /> Steak or '''Sushi'''<br /> <br /> '''Cavaliers''' or Redskins<br /> <br /> '''Casket''' or Cremation<br /> <br /> Fax or '''Email'''<br /> <br /> Dyed or '''Natural'''<br /> <br /> '''Pumps''' or Flats<br /> <br /> '''Beach''' or Mountains<br /> <br /> SUV or '''Sedan'''<br /> <br /> ==First contact==<br /> <br /> {{main|Jackie Emails}}<br /> <br /> Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5 to 21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.<br /> <br /> ==A new dawn?==<br /> In early [[September 2010]] his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|E-Mail exchange with Clyde and Tito]] suggests the possibility of a new sweetheart, but Chris refuses to reveal her name. Furthermore, he uploaded a ''[[ModNation]]'' character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another [[Chloe]] or [[Wallflower]].<br /> <br /> On 13 September 2010 Chris uploaded a [[To_Jackie,_with_Love.MOV|video]] officially proclaiming his love to Jackie. Three days later, he produced a [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|video]] capitalizing on Jackie's love for Canadian band, Crash Test Dummies, while ''[[Chris and race|in blackface]]''. It appears that Jackie is fast on her way to becoming the new [[Ivy]].<br /> <br /> ==Lars==<br /> Lars is Jackie's ex-[[Jerk|boyfriend]]. Chris's [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|first video addressing Lars]] was on 25 September 2010, where Chris proved who was the bigger and stronger man by smashing a model boat made of [[LEGO]]. A [[New Address|second video]] appeared two days later, where Chris gloats over how Lars has lost Jackie, explains how he will fulfil her every desire, and warns Lars not to mess with her - or [[Death threats|Chris will intervene]]. [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|Then, he tells him of again...]]<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris-chan - Fever <br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|xuWAnso41hE}}<br /> | Stardate = 27 September 2010<br /> | Maker = AnimuAnimalia <br /> | Video Type = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Sweethearts}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Sweethearts]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie&diff=116776 2010-10-01T00:53:04Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|And you will be safe, as long as I [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|do not talk]] about you at all online|[[Jackie e-mails|Every good show needs some foreshadowing]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|thumb|Jackie IRL, note the shirt and bracelet]]<br /> [[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|&quot;[[Sweetheart]]&quot; in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]<br /> <br /> '''Jacklyn &quot;Jackie&quot; Romley''' is a woman whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. Not much is known about Jackie other than what's present in a set of emails and a video uploaded by Chris.<br /> <br /> ==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==<br /> <br /> ===Sexy sweetie looking for love===<br /> <br /> I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me old fashioned I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]<br /> <br /> Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], cook dinner together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend [[Chris and rape|at my family's cabin]], travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...<br /> I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?<br /> <br /> I'm 5'3&quot;, slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. I shop a LOT. :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start a family with.<br /> <br /> [[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]] <br /> <br /> ===Characteristics===<br /> Gender: '''Woman'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Current Status: '''Single'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Eyes: '''Hazel'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Height: '''5' 03&quot;'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Hair Type: '''Red'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Age: '''22'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]<br /> <br /> ===Profile===<br /> Education: '''College graduate'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Ethnicity: '''Caucasian'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Religion: '''Unitarian'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> City: '''Charlottesville'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Occupation: '''Magazine Editor'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Have Children: '''No'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Want Children: '''Yes'''<br /> <br /> ===Habits===<br /> Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Drugs: '''Not interested'''<br /> <br /> ===Personality===<br /> I get around town via: '''Car, Bycicle, Walk'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> I spend my free time: '''Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, Watching movies, Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Funniest Thing: '''A monkey on roller skates'''<br /> <br /> ===Deeper===<br /> '''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''<br /> Wilt Chamberlain, [[Anne Boleyn|Queen Elizabeth I]], [[Mailbag_1#Chris_the_inventor|Leonardo Da Vinci]] and Liberace.<br /> <br /> '''What's under your bed?''' My old [[PSP|Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!<br /> <br /> '''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.<br /> <br /> ===Fill It===<br /> I'm an open-minded person, but '''[[Chris and race|big]][[Homos|ot]][[Women's rights|ry]]''' is a deal-breaker.<br /> <br /> Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''Andy Warhol''' and the body of a '''Brad Pitt'''<br /> <br /> People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.<br /> <br /> The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''<br /> <br /> The quickest way to my heart is '''good cooking''' The quickest way to my bed is '''strong, muscly arms'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''<br /> <br /> The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''<br /> <br /> My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''Digimon'''<br /> <br /> '''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.<br /> <br /> I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.<br /> <br /> '''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.<br /> <br /> '''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.<br /> <br /> ===In and Out===<br /> The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''<br /> <br /> '''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews<br /> <br /> '''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks<br /> <br /> '''Wireless''' or Landline<br /> <br /> '''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose<br /> <br /> Beatles or '''Stones'''<br /> <br /> CD or '''MP3'''<br /> <br /> '''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill<br /> <br /> Dogs or '''Cats'''<br /> <br /> '''Summer''' or Winter<br /> <br /> Black or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''<br /> <br /> '''Bars''' or Stay Home<br /> <br /> Kroger or '''Whole Food'''<br /> <br /> '''PC''' or Mac<br /> <br /> '''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy<br /> <br /> Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''<br /> <br /> Steak or '''Sushi'''<br /> <br /> '''Cavaliers''' or Redskins<br /> <br /> '''Casket''' or Cremation<br /> <br /> Fax or '''Email'''<br /> <br /> Dyed or '''Natural'''<br /> <br /> '''Pumps''' or Flats<br /> <br /> '''Beach''' or Mountains<br /> <br /> SUV or '''Sedan'''<br /> <br /> ==First contact==<br /> <br /> {{main|Jackie Emails}}<br /> <br /> Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5 to 21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.<br /> <br /> ==A new dawn?==<br /> In early [[September 2010]] his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|E-Mail exchange with Clyde and Tito]] suggests the possibility of a new sweetheart, but Chris refuses to reveal her name. Furthermore, he uploaded a ''[[ModNation]]'' character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another [[Chloe]] or [[Wallflower]].<br /> <br /> On 13 September 2010 Chris uploaded a [[To_Jackie,_with_Love.MOV|video]] officially proclaiming his love to Jackie. Three days later, he produced a [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|video]] capitalizing on Jackie's love for Canadian band, Crash Test Dummies, while ''[[Chris and race|in blackface]]''. It appears that Jackie is fast on her way to becoming the new [[Ivy]].<br /> <br /> ==Lars==<br /> Lars is Jackie's ex-[[Jerk|boyfriend]]. Chris's [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|first video addressing Lars]] was on 25 September 2010, where Chris proved who was the bigger and stronger man by smashing a model boat made of [[LEGO]]. A [[New Address|second video]] appeared two days later, where Chris gloats over how Lars has lost Jackie, explains how he will fulfil her every desire, and warns Lars not to mess with her - or [[Death threats|Chris will intervene]]. [[Then, he tells him of again...|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris-chan - Fever <br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|xuWAnso41hE}}<br /> | Stardate = 27 September 2010<br /> | Maker = AnimuAnimalia <br /> | Video Type = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Sweethearts}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Sweethearts]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie&diff=116774 2010-10-01T00:52:00Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|And you will be safe, as long as I [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|do not talk]] about you at all online|[[Jackie e-mails|Every good show needs some foreshadowing]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|thumb|Jackie IRL, note the shirt and bracelet]]<br /> [[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|&quot;[[Sweetheart]]&quot; in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]<br /> <br /> '''Jacklyn &quot;Jackie&quot; Romley''' is a woman whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. Not much is known about Jackie other than what's present in a set of emails and a video uploaded by Chris.<br /> <br /> ==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==<br /> <br /> ===Sexy sweetie looking for love===<br /> <br /> I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me old fashioned I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]<br /> <br /> Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], cook dinner together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend [[Chris and rape|at my family's cabin]], travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...<br /> I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?<br /> <br /> I'm 5'3&quot;, slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. I shop a LOT. :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start a family with.<br /> <br /> [[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]] <br /> <br /> ===Characteristics===<br /> Gender: '''Woman'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Current Status: '''Single'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Eyes: '''Hazel'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Height: '''5' 03&quot;'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Hair Type: '''Red'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Age: '''22'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]<br /> <br /> ===Profile===<br /> Education: '''College graduate'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Ethnicity: '''Caucasian'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Religion: '''Unitarian'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> City: '''Charlottesville'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Occupation: '''Magazine Editor'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Have Children: '''No'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Want Children: '''Yes'''<br /> <br /> ===Habits===<br /> Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Drugs: '''Not interested'''<br /> <br /> ===Personality===<br /> I get around town via: '''Car, Bycicle, Walk'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> I spend my free time: '''Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, Watching movies, Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf'''&lt;BR&gt;<br /> Funniest Thing: '''A monkey on roller skates'''<br /> <br /> ===Deeper===<br /> '''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''<br /> Wilt Chamberlain, [[Anne Boleyn|Queen Elizabeth I]], [[Mailbag_1#Chris_the_inventor|Leonardo Da Vinci]] and Liberace.<br /> <br /> '''What's under your bed?''' My old [[PSP|Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!<br /> <br /> '''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.<br /> <br /> ===Fill It===<br /> I'm an open-minded person, but '''[[Chris and race|big]][[Homos|ot]][[Women's rights|ry]]''' is a deal-breaker.<br /> <br /> Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''Andy Warhol''' and the body of a '''Brad Pitt'''<br /> <br /> People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.<br /> <br /> The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''<br /> <br /> The quickest way to my heart is '''good cooking''' The quickest way to my bed is '''strong, muscly arms'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''<br /> <br /> The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''<br /> <br /> My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''Digimon'''<br /> <br /> '''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.<br /> <br /> I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.<br /> <br /> '''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.<br /> <br /> '''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.<br /> <br /> ===In and Out===<br /> The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''<br /> <br /> '''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews<br /> <br /> '''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks<br /> <br /> '''Wireless''' or Landline<br /> <br /> '''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose<br /> <br /> Beatles or '''Stones'''<br /> <br /> CD or '''MP3'''<br /> <br /> '''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill<br /> <br /> Dogs or '''Cats'''<br /> <br /> '''Summer''' or Winter<br /> <br /> Black or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''<br /> <br /> '''Bars''' or Stay Home<br /> <br /> Kroger or '''Whole Food'''<br /> <br /> '''PC''' or Mac<br /> <br /> '''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy<br /> <br /> Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''<br /> <br /> Steak or '''Sushi'''<br /> <br /> '''Cavaliers''' or Redskins<br /> <br /> '''Casket''' or Cremation<br /> <br /> Fax or '''Email'''<br /> <br /> Dyed or '''Natural'''<br /> <br /> '''Pumps''' or Flats<br /> <br /> '''Beach''' or Mountains<br /> <br /> SUV or '''Sedan'''<br /> <br /> ==First contact==<br /> <br /> {{main|Jackie Emails}}<br /> <br /> Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5 to 21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.<br /> <br /> ==A new dawn?==<br /> In early [[September 2010]] his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|E-Mail exchange with Clyde and Tito]] suggests the possibility of a new sweetheart, but Chris refuses to reveal her name. Furthermore, he uploaded a ''[[ModNation]]'' character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another [[Chloe]] or [[Wallflower]].<br /> <br /> On 13 September 2010 Chris uploaded a [[To_Jackie,_with_Love.MOV|video]] officially proclaiming his love to Jackie. Three days later, he produced a [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|video]] capitalizing on Jackie's love for Canadian band, Crash Test Dummies, while ''[[Chris and race|in blackface]]''. It appears that Jackie is fast on her way to becoming the new [[Ivy]].<br /> <br /> ==Lars==<br /> Lars is Jackie's ex-[[Jerk|boyfriend]]. Chris's [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|first video addressing Lars]] was on 25 September 2010, where Chris proved who was the bigger and stronger man by smashing a model boat made of [[LEGO]]. A [[New Address|second video]] appeared two days later, where Chris gloats over how Lars has lost Jackie, explains how he will fulfil her every desire, and warns Lars not to mess with her - or [[Death threats|Chris will intervene]]. Then, he tells him of again...<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris-chan - Fever <br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|xuWAnso41hE}}<br /> | Stardate = 27 September 2010<br /> | Maker = AnimuAnimalia <br /> | Video Type = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Sweethearts}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Sweethearts]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg&diff=116084 2010-09-26T21:22:27Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Category: Scrapbook images]]<br /> Good job, Chris!</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:026-CWCsNP23.jpg&diff=116083 2010-09-26T21:20:53Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Category: Scrapbook images]]<br /> [[Category:Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]]<br /> Megaman X64 my ass!</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:004-CWCsNP1.jpg&diff=116082 2010-09-26T21:19:32Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Category: Scrapbook images]]<br /> [[Category:Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]]<br /> Oh, my god, Chris...Why?!</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=4-cent_garbage.com&diff=112940 2010-09-09T23:46:45Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:4-cent_garbage.com}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:4-cent garbage.png|thumb|INTERNET AUTISTIC HATE MACHINE]]<br /> <br /> ==Inspiration==<br /> <br /> '''4-cent_garbage.com''' is Chris's representation of [[ED]] and [[4chan]]. This is the closest Chris has ever made it to creating an actual [[parody]]. The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names. Chris blames ED for [[Megan Saga|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], so naturally he must demonize it in his comics.<br /> <br /> In [[2007]], while innocently stroking his [[duck|ego]], Chris discovered [[ED]]’s page satirizing him and his comic. What really [[Family Guy|ground his gears]] about the page was the “fan art” of Rosechu with a [[pickle|penis]]. Chris then embarked on a quest to make the website less scathing by uploading hideously drawn [[rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]), along with the infamous [[shecameforcwc.jpg]] to his page. Yes, even though he had already drawn some 34's.<br /> <br /> Due to the anonymous nature of 4chan, it isn't as simple to find out when he first discovered the site, but his first known acknowledgment of the site was in a comment on [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November 2007|the 12th of November, 2007]], in which Chris addressed &quot;ED and 4chan&quot;, informing them both that he would continue to flood his ED page with Honest Content until the page was taken down. From this, it can be assumed that, not only did Chris discover 4chan around the same time as he discovered ED, but he also considers the two sites to be a singular force or entity, much as he considers &quot;God and Jesus&quot; to be a single force, which explains why the two were combined into 4-cent_garbage.com in Sonichu canon.<br /> <br /> ==In Sonichu Canon==<br /> <br /> [[Image:4-CENT-GARBAGE.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and his super cool pals in front of the 4-CENT_GARBAGE headquarters]]<br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 8]], Rosechu discovers 4-cent_garbage and its page that slanders Sonichu, Chris, and her, along with “lifelike” drawings of Rosechu with a [[pickle]]. Rosechu then crawls into her [[April 16 Fetish Vids|dirty, mildew laden bathroom]] and takes pictures of herself in the nude, then uploads them onto the 4-cent website, an attempt which proved futile in countering the abundance of dickgirl images. It's true what they say about how art imitates life.<br /> <br /> [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Wild]] go to their headquarters to attack [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the leader of 4-cent_garbage, and fail. And who said life doesn't imitate art? Rosechu also facerapes Mr. Howell for [[women's rights]] in the 4-cent building. <br /> <br /> This volume shows that 4-cent employees can be either people or demons, and [[alcohol]] is actually allowed at the work place: it being a well-known fact that [[Chris's Big Night Out|only evil people drink]]. Their headquarters have the color red all over the walls, and consists of 72 floors (or 66+6, because THEY'RE EVIL). Each of these floors contains either [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|cartoon porn]] or [[niggos|racist]] humor about [[Barack Obama]]. <br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris, finally out of the [[Time Void]], sets plans into motion to destroy the building. Arriving there, Chris is first attacked by Jason, who traps Chris as Chris-Chan Sonichu and has [[Beel]] steal Chris's medallion, only to learn it's his ring that's the source of his powers. Later, Chris uses [[Guitar Hero]] to play a song where Chris complains about the state of the [[Power Rangers]] to murder every living thing on the property by destroying the building, narrowly avoiding getting the blood of [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] on his hands by their mutual suicide. Meanwhile, Jason escapes before retiring, and Beel just escapes. Only 100 of the people out of the 1,000 inside were killed while 250 were injured. Of course, it's all perfectly okay because Chris '''shed tears''' over it.<br /> {{-}}<br /> ==See also==<br /> *''[[Sonichu 8]]''<br /> *''[[Sonichu 10]]''<br /> *''[[ED]]''<br /> <br /> == External links ==<br /> *[http://www.4Chan.org/ 4chan]<br /> *[http://encyclopediadramatica.org/ Encyclopedia Dramatica]<br /> <br /> {{CWCverse}}<br /> [[Category:Comic]]<br /> [[Category:Places]]<br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Websites]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=4-cent_garbage.com&diff=112939 2010-09-09T23:46:02Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:4-cent_garbage.com}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:4-cent garbage.png|thumb|INTERNET AUTISTIC HATE MACHINE]]<br /> <br /> ==Inspiration==<br /> <br /> '''4-cent_garbage.com''' is Chris's representation of [[ED]] and [[4chan]]. This is the closest Chris has ever made it to creating an actual [[parody]]. The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names. Chris blames ED for [[Megan Saga|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], so naturally he must demonize it in his comics.<br /> <br /> In [[2007]], while innocently stroking his [[duck|ego]], Chris discovered [[ED]]’s page satirizing him and his comic. What really [[Family Guy|ground his gears]] about the page was the “fan art” of Rosechu with a [[pickle|penis]]. Chris then embarked on a quest to make the website less scathing by uploading hideously drawn [[rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]), along with the infamous [[shecameforcwc.jpg]] to his page. ([[Even though he had already drawn some 34's.|Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]])<br /> <br /> Due to the anonymous nature of 4chan, it isn't as simple to find out when he first discovered the site, but his first known acknowledgment of the site was in a comment on [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November 2007|the 12th of November, 2007]], in which Chris addressed &quot;ED and 4chan&quot;, informing them both that he would continue to flood his ED page with Honest Content until the page was taken down. From this, it can be assumed that, not only did Chris discover 4chan around the same time as he discovered ED, but he also considers the two sites to be a singular force or entity, much as he considers &quot;God and Jesus&quot; to be a single force, which explains why the two were combined into 4-cent_garbage.com in Sonichu canon.<br /> <br /> ==In Sonichu Canon==<br /> <br /> [[Image:4-CENT-GARBAGE.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and his super cool pals in front of the 4-CENT_GARBAGE headquarters]]<br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 8]], Rosechu discovers 4-cent_garbage and its page that slanders Sonichu, Chris, and her, along with “lifelike” drawings of Rosechu with a [[pickle]]. Rosechu then crawls into her [[April 16 Fetish Vids|dirty, mildew laden bathroom]] and takes pictures of herself in the nude, then uploads them onto the 4-cent website, an attempt which proved futile in countering the abundance of dickgirl images. It's true what they say about how art imitates life.<br /> <br /> [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Wild]] go to their headquarters to attack [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the leader of 4-cent_garbage, and fail. And who said life doesn't imitate art? Rosechu also facerapes Mr. Howell for [[women's rights]] in the 4-cent building. <br /> <br /> This volume shows that 4-cent employees can be either people or demons, and [[alcohol]] is actually allowed at the work place: it being a well-known fact that [[Chris's Big Night Out|only evil people drink]]. Their headquarters have the color red all over the walls, and consists of 72 floors (or 66+6, because THEY'RE EVIL). Each of these floors contains either [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|cartoon porn]] or [[niggos|racist]] humor about [[Barack Obama]]. <br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris, finally out of the [[Time Void]], sets plans into motion to destroy the building. Arriving there, Chris is first attacked by Jason, who traps Chris as Chris-Chan Sonichu and has [[Beel]] steal Chris's medallion, only to learn it's his ring that's the source of his powers. Later, Chris uses [[Guitar Hero]] to play a song where Chris complains about the state of the [[Power Rangers]] to murder every living thing on the property by destroying the building, narrowly avoiding getting the blood of [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] on his hands by their mutual suicide. Meanwhile, Jason escapes before retiring, and Beel just escapes. Only 100 of the people out of the 1,000 inside were killed while 250 were injured. Of course, it's all perfectly okay because Chris '''shed tears''' over it.<br /> {{-}}<br /> ==See also==<br /> *''[[Sonichu 8]]''<br /> *''[[Sonichu 10]]''<br /> *''[[ED]]''<br /> <br /> == External links ==<br /> *[http://www.4Chan.org/ 4chan]<br /> *[http://encyclopediadramatica.org/ Encyclopedia Dramatica]<br /> <br /> {{CWCverse}}<br /> [[Category:Comic]]<br /> [[Category:Places]]<br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Websites]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=4-cent_garbage.com&diff=112936 2010-09-09T23:44:39Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DISPLAYTITLE:4-cent_garbage.com}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:4-cent garbage.png|thumb|INTERNET AUTISTIC HATE MACHINE]]<br /> <br /> ==Inspiration==<br /> <br /> '''4-cent_garbage.com''' is Chris's representation of [[ED]] and [[4chan]]. This is the closest Chris has ever made it to creating an actual [[parody]]. The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names. Chris blames ED for [[Megan Saga|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], so naturally he must demonize it in his comics.<br /> <br /> In [[2007]], while innocently stroking his [[duck|ego]], Chris discovered [[ED]]’s page satirizing him and his comic. What really [[Family Guy|ground his gears]] about the page was the “fan art” of Rosechu with a [[pickle|penis]]. Chris then embarked on a quest to make the website less scathing by uploading hideously drawn [[rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]), along with the infamous [[shecameforcwc.jpg]] to his page. (Even though he had already drawn some 34's.)<br /> <br /> Due to the anonymous nature of 4chan, it isn't as simple to find out when he first discovered the site, but his first known acknowledgment of the site was in a comment on [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November 2007|the 12th of November, 2007]], in which Chris addressed &quot;ED and 4chan&quot;, informing them both that he would continue to flood his ED page with Honest Content until the page was taken down. From this, it can be assumed that, not only did Chris discover 4chan around the same time as he discovered ED, but he also considers the two sites to be a singular force or entity, much as he considers &quot;God and Jesus&quot; to be a single force, which explains why the two were combined into 4-cent_garbage.com in Sonichu canon.<br /> <br /> ==In Sonichu Canon==<br /> <br /> [[Image:4-CENT-GARBAGE.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and his super cool pals in front of the 4-CENT_GARBAGE headquarters]]<br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 8]], Rosechu discovers 4-cent_garbage and its page that slanders Sonichu, Chris, and her, along with “lifelike” drawings of Rosechu with a [[pickle]]. Rosechu then crawls into her [[April 16 Fetish Vids|dirty, mildew laden bathroom]] and takes pictures of herself in the nude, then uploads them onto the 4-cent website, an attempt which proved futile in countering the abundance of dickgirl images. It's true what they say about how art imitates life.<br /> <br /> [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Wild]] go to their headquarters to attack [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the leader of 4-cent_garbage, and fail. And who said life doesn't imitate art? Rosechu also facerapes Mr. Howell for [[women's rights]] in the 4-cent building. <br /> <br /> This volume shows that 4-cent employees can be either people or demons, and [[alcohol]] is actually allowed at the work place: it being a well-known fact that [[Chris's Big Night Out|only evil people drink]]. Their headquarters have the color red all over the walls, and consists of 72 floors (or 66+6, because THEY'RE EVIL). Each of these floors contains either [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|cartoon porn]] or [[niggos|racist]] humor about [[Barack Obama]]. <br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris, finally out of the [[Time Void]], sets plans into motion to destroy the building. Arriving there, Chris is first attacked by Jason, who traps Chris as Chris-Chan Sonichu and has [[Beel]] steal Chris's medallion, only to learn it's his ring that's the source of his powers. Later, Chris uses [[Guitar Hero]] to play a song where Chris complains about the state of the [[Power Rangers]] to murder every living thing on the property by destroying the building, narrowly avoiding getting the blood of [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] on his hands by their mutual suicide. Meanwhile, Jason escapes before retiring, and Beel just escapes. Only 100 of the people out of the 1,000 inside were killed while 250 were injured. Of course, it's all perfectly okay because Chris '''shed tears''' over it.<br /> {{-}}<br /> ==See also==<br /> *''[[Sonichu 8]]''<br /> *''[[Sonichu 10]]''<br /> *''[[ED]]''<br /> <br /> == External links ==<br /> *[http://www.4Chan.org/ 4chan]<br /> *[http://encyclopediadramatica.org/ Encyclopedia Dramatica]<br /> <br /> {{CWCverse}}<br /> [[Category:Comic]]<br /> [[Category:Places]]<br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Websites]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Haters_Gonna_Hate.MOV&diff=112933 2010-09-09T23:32:45Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Haters.jpg|thumb|right|120px|Indeed!]]<br /> '''Haters Gonna Hate''' is a video released on 6 [[September 2010]]. In it, a smug [[Chris]] dismisses the various rumors about his death, and announces that he's going to distance himself from the [[trolls]] and the [[Internet]] ([[Chris_and_the_internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|again]]).<br /> <br /> This video marks the return of the [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]] after being missing for half the year, and Chris prominently displays his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] in classic fashion at the opening of the video. Also, following the [[PS3]] destruction videos, there's a new PS3 on the top shelf, next to the [[television]], there to prove the fact of how desperate Chris-chan is.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> == Video ==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Haters gonna hate.mov<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|N3KX-1o2WRU}}<br /> | stardate = 6 September 2010<br /> | style = {{smug|text}}<br /> | subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{PlainOrangeShirt|text}}<br /> | previous = [[ItIsFinished.MOV]]<br /> | next = Current<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> [[image:PS3Alive.png|thumb|''I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.'']]<br /> <br /> ''*[[sigh]]*'' September... ''[counting under his breath]'' 4..5...[[Speech impediment|''sits'']]! Two thousand ten. <br /> <br /> I am ''not'' [[dead]]. ''[dramatic [[glasses]] removal]'' I am very much alive, [[Chris and health|healthy and well]]! And I aims to keep it that way, so don't believe any god damn rumors from the dang trolls, 'cause you know they alls gonna be falsified. ''[pause]'' And I'll tell ya'll something else - [[Patti Chandler|Patti]] ain't dug up! She's still underground! All them trolls are doing between their forum and what they lie- what they spread about and their dang rumors, is just blowin a bunch of [[Tobacky|''smoke'']]. ''[pause]'' So, what do you ''[mumbles]'' so do you- should you believe a whole bunch of smoke? No. Because all there is with the smoke is just a bunch of ''[mumbles]'' it's just a fire of web [[lies]]. <br /> <br /> ''[Long pause]''<br /> <br /> So there. ''[Pause]'' And also, I am going to ignore the trolls and they are not going to bother me anymore. I am regaining control of my life. They have played with me tur-lo- for long enough and they're not gonna play with me anymore; I'm not going to let them. And also I will say another thing. ''[Starts digging into his pocket, fishing out some sort of string]'' Haters. ''[Twirls string]'' Are gonna. Hate. Pew! ''[Throws it, turns off camera]'' {{clear}}<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]|nextlink=Current}}<br /> <br /> {{Captain's Log}}</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC%27s_Sonichu_Site!&diff=112345 2010-09-05T18:45:25Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Hackedbyjosh.jpg|thumb|Hey Faggot,&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> My name is [[Joshua Martinez]], and I hate you. You are a fat, retarded, no-life who spends every second of his day drawing stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you just take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fucking an anime blowup doll.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than &quot;jack off to naked drawn animal people&quot;? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are a faggot who should just kill himself. Thanks for listening.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> Pics Related: It's me and my bitch]]<br /> <br /> '''CWC's Sonichu Site!''' (full title: '''The Official &amp; The Originial '''''[sic]'' '''From Christian Weston Chandler the Sonichu and Rosechu Site!''') was launched on August, 17, [[2000]] to celebrate Chris-Chan's greatest creation, Sonichu. The site has resided at different webhosts over the years since [[troll]]s keep hacking Chris's password. Since the site is frequently hacked and/or down, a mirror of the site from [[November 2008]] is archived [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/ here].<br /> <br /> == Design and content ==<br /> <br /> Chris likes to harp on how he took two HTML classes and likes to construct his page on Netscape Composer, a mercifully discontinued software product. It is fairly obvious that either the HTML classes didn't teach good web design principles, or Chris slept through those sections.<br /> <br /> The main hub of the Sonichu site is the front page, which has frequently been compared to [http://www.timecube.com/ Time Cube]. The comparison isn't entirely unfounded, though Gene Ray at least has an ounce of sanity when it comes to color choices and readability. Like Gene Ray, Chris dumped everything on the front page, all of the content centered. Chris also added things to the page in random places with little thought as to where they would go, and didn't really have the time and energy to update the page. In its later incarnations, the page had mentions of ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' material, Chris's changes to the comic, and had &quot;[[Copyright]] CWC and Nintendo&quot;, long after the end of the [[Miyamoto Saga]].<br /> <br /> Chris's site also boasted that it was a member of the &quot;Super [[Sonic]] Webring&quot;; closer inspection reveals that Chris's site is not listed as a member of the webring, and Chris failed to insert the correct codes (i.e., he failed to put in his member ID, leaving &quot;_SITE_ID_HERE_&quot; in the links) — this simple failure to follow very simple setup instructions may have been why he was not approved as a member, as Webring owners usually checked this. His Fastcounter link is also broken.<br /> <br /> === Sonichu-Fans (2008) ===<br /> <br /> Sonichu-Fans was a small sub-site of Sonichu.net, created by [[PandaHalo]], and meant for use by Chris's [[fans]]. Most of the site's features were never really created. Its most notable feature was &quot;Sonichu fan chat&quot;, a Java IRC applet that connected to [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|Rizon's #sonichu channel]]. In the days following its introduction, Chris appeared in the fan chat in person a few times.<br /> <br /> [[Image: Lolcwcoldsite.png|right|thumb|Related searches: Dating Services and the Holocaust.]]<br /> <br /> === Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack (Early 2009 - May 2009) ===<br /> {{main|Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack}}<br /> <br /> After the nuclear winter following the release of [[Sonichu 8]], Chris made a solemn promise not to release any more naughty imagery. Naturally, he had to break this vow when the Sonichu Girls forum members asked nicely. (Actually, they didn't as much ''ask'' as they merely ''happened to exist,'' and Chris thought up something nice for them.)<br /> <br /> == Hosting history ==<br /> <br /> === Primordial origins (August 2000 - 2007) ===<br /> The originial incarnation of the Sonichu Site was hosted on the near-legendary free host for crappy personal web pages, Tripod, at &lt;nowiki&gt;http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm&lt;/nowiki&gt; (http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm). As the site was launched back when it was not yet a crime to violate aesthetics and common sense in web design, Chris's page blended right in. Before this, [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] and [[CWC's Pokésite 2]] were hosted on AcmeCity (go.com), another popular host for ineptly cobbled-together personal pages.<br /> <br /> Chris even reminisces about his &quot;Sonichu Site Filing Facility Hosted by Tripod&quot; in [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]] — not that it makes any frigging sense. It is probably just some sort of a comic-page manifestation of a psychotic break. He even calls this &quot;burning the Tripod bridge&quot;. The fact that trolls hacked the site must have been particularly traumatizing to Chris.<br /> <br /> In the comic, Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some bad-acid-inspired devil trolls, moves his files away from Tripod and bombs the crap out of the site, then says &quot;Tripod was weak, in security, and it lacked the support for Flash media, anyway&quot;. In truth, Chris's site was hacked entirely due to his weak passwords and sloppy security practices (for example, in security questions, he has put in answers that could be looked up from the web; everyone knows his [[Mary Poppins|favorite film]]). And fascinatingly enough, [[CWCipedia]] doesn't support Flash either — otherwise, we'd be thrilled to see what kind of craziness his two HTML classes could inspire him to create in Flash.<br /> <br /> === [http://sonichu.net sonichu.net] (2007 - January 2009) ===<br /> <br /> Established in [[2007]] sometime after trolls registered sonichu.com (in Christian's words, &quot;nothing but net.&quot;). Was hacked at least twice (read: Chris gave out his passwords). Sonichu.net was hacked in [[January 2009]] by [[Gregg Mays]], prompting Chris to show his [[fangs]]. The domain was sold on [[eBay]] and is currently used to host a [[parody]] CWCville homepage. In February 2010, it became a redirect to Meatspin. The parody page can still be accessed at [http://www.onetruecwcville.net onetruecwcville.net].<br /> <br /> === [http://www.sonichu.info sonichu.info] (January 2009) ===<br /> <br /> Quickly established in [[January 2009]] to replace sonichu.net, and just as quickly hacked. The site now redirects to [http://www.sonichu.110mb.com sonichu.110mb.com]. When the man takes you away, do not resist.<br /> <br /> === [http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com sonichuandrosechu.com] (Early 2009 - August 2009) ===<br /> <br /> After a hiatus Chris finally relaunched his site here. It lasted a little longer until he gave his password to [[Julie]] with predictable results. This incarnation is most notable for seeing the debut of Chris's official Rule 34 section, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]. As of August, the website is down.<br /> === [http://www.cwcville.com cwcville.com] (April 2009 - May 2009) ===<br /> <br /> After another hiatus, Chris relaunched his site at this new domain on 9 [[2009#April|April 2009]]. Since Chris doesn't know how to manage the mess of links he has created, some remain broken such as the one to [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], so you'd have to change the domain name to visit it. Da major update he made to this site was to paste his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|autobiography]] after it got deleted from [[Wikipedia]].<br /> <br /> On 15 [[May 2009]] it was hacked yet again, and featured gay pride imagery and a message that demanded the completion of [[Sonichu 9]]. This was later replaced with images of [[Joshua Martinez]] and [[Vanessa Hudgens]], some of the pictures suggesting that they have some sort of a [[sweethearts|relationship]]. As of August, the website is down. Now it's one of those search sites, and the ads are for dating services.<br /> <br /> An archive of the site in all its fugly glory can be found [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/ here].<br /> <br /> === [[CWCipedia]] (July 2009 - May 2010) ===<br /> <br /> In late [[July 2009]] Chris finally began to use the [[CWCipedia]], a wiki given to him by [[Cogsdev]] so that he could share his version of events with the [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].<br /> <br /> It wasn't long before Chris started abusing the free web space provided by using it as his de facto new site; in early August 2009, he had already uploaded every comic and tried to upload the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|debut album]] of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. Most of [[Sonichu 9]], all of [[Sonichu 10]] and the incomplete preview episode of [[Sonichu 11]] were first published in CWCipedia. Chris also used CWCipedia for his [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log]] and rambling about various characters, both [[:Category:Characters|imaginary]] and [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|possibly real]]. What he didn't know was that he was sharing shit web space with a [[CWCki|wiki]] full of dang dirty [[trolls]].<br /> <br /> The shadowy forces of wiki administration also tried to improve Chris's communications with the outside world by establishing and maintaining the [[Mailbag]]; Chris responded to the correspondence for a while, but eventually quit when the questions proved too stressful. CWCipedia also hosted a [[Twitter]] feed, in which Chris &amp;ndash; predictably enough &amp;ndash; failed to produce short and timely updates. However, the nebulous masterminds in the administrative positions also did many things Chris didn't approve of, such as selling ad space for questionable content. How Chris never saw through this, we may never know.<br /> <br /> CWCipedia has been locked down twice, first time due to Chris posting unauthorized advertisements, the second time in February 2010 due to DMCA claim by [[Evan]]. In [[March 2010]], [[Mao]] purchased the CWCipedia for $100, placing it out of Chris's control, at which point trolls vandalized the everliving shit out of it, greatly improving it. WikiSysop, however, decided to ruin everyone's fun and reverted much of the vandalism until May when it was trashed with even greater force. Days later, it was finally given to [[Alec]] and [[Vivian|Hamsty]], who gave the site a complete wipe and are currently producing the Sonichu reboot Chris failed to deliver.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|Banner<br /> Image:193-soniclgo.jpg<br /> Image:194-SchuSteLgoIdea2.jpg<br /> Image:195-SchuSteLgoIdea3.jpg<br /> Image:196-Schulgo.jpg<br /> Image:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg<br /> Image:198-cwctop50.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> <br /> * [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]<br /> * [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu &amp; Rosechu Blog]]<br /> <br /> == External links ==<br /> * [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/ A archived of version of the original Sonichu site in all of its retarded and fugly glory]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris's websites]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC%27s_Sonichu_Site!&diff=112344 2010-09-05T18:44:03Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Hackedbyjosh.jpg|thumb|Hey Faggot,&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> My name is [[Joshua Martinez]], and I hate you. You are a fat, retarded, no-life who spends every second of his day drawing stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you just take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fucking an anime blowup doll.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than &quot;jack off to naked drawn animal people&quot;? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are a faggot who should just kill himself. Thanks for listening.<br /> &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> Pics Related: It's me and my bitch]]<br /> <br /> '''CWC's Sonichu Site!''' (full title: '''The Official &amp; The Originial '''''[sic]'' '''From Christian Weston Chandler the Sonichu and Rosechu Site!''') was launched on August, 17, [[2000]] to celebrate Chris-Chan's greatest creation, Sonichu. The site has resided at different webhosts over the years since [[troll]]s keep hacking Chris's password. Since the site is frequently hacked and/or down, a mirror of the site from [[November 2008]] is archived [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/ here].<br /> <br /> == Design and content ==<br /> <br /> Chris likes to harp on how he took two HTML classes and likes to construct his page on Netscape Composer, a mercifully discontinued software product. It is fairly obvious that either the HTML classes didn't teach good web design principles, or Chris slept through those sections.<br /> <br /> The main hub of the Sonichu site is the front page, which has frequently been compared to [http://www.timecube.com/ Time Cube]. The comparison isn't entirely unfounded, though Gene Ray at least has an ounce of sanity when it comes to color choices and readability. Like Gene Ray, Chris dumped everything on the front page, all of the content centered. Chris also added things to the page in random places with little thought as to where they would go, and didn't really have the time and energy to update the page. In its later incarnations, the page had mentions of ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' material, Chris's changes to the comic, and had &quot;[[Copyright]] CWC and Nintendo&quot;, long after the end of the [[Miyamoto Saga]].<br /> <br /> Chris's site also boasted that it was a member of the &quot;Super [[Sonic]] Webring&quot;; closer inspection reveals that Chris's site is not listed as a member of the webring, and Chris failed to insert the correct codes (i.e., he failed to put in his member ID, leaving &quot;_SITE_ID_HERE_&quot; in the links) — this simple failure to follow very simple setup instructions may have been why he was not approved as a member, as Webring owners usually checked this. His Fastcounter link is also broken.<br /> <br /> === Sonichu-Fans (2008) ===<br /> <br /> Sonichu-Fans was a small sub-site of Sonichu.net, created by [[PandaHalo]], and meant for use by Chris's [[fans]]. Most of the site's features were never really created. Its most notable feature was &quot;Sonichu fan chat&quot;, a Java IRC applet that connected to [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|Rizon's #sonichu channel]]. In the days following its introduction, Chris appeared in the fan chat in person a few times.<br /> <br /> [[Image: Lolcwcoldsite.png|right|thumb|Related searches: Dating Services and the Holocaust.]]<br /> <br /> === Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack (Early 2009 - May 2009) ===<br /> {{main|Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack}}<br /> <br /> After the nuclear winter following the release of [[Sonichu 8]], Chris made a solemn promise not to release any more naughty imagery. Naturally, he had to break this vow when the Sonichu Girls forum members asked nicely. (Actually, they didn't as much ''ask'' as they merely ''happened to exist,'' and Chris thought up something nice for them.)<br /> <br /> == Hosting history ==<br /> <br /> === Primordial origins (August 2000 - 2007) ===<br /> The originial incarnation of the Sonichu Site was hosted on the near-legendary free host for crappy personal web pages, Tripod, at &lt;nowiki&gt;http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm&lt;/nowiki&gt; (http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm). As the site was launched back when it was not yet a crime to violate aesthetics and common sense in web design, Chris's page blended right in. Before this, [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] and [[CWC's Pokésite 2]] were hosted on AcmeCity (go.com), another popular host for ineptly cobbled-together personal pages.<br /> <br /> Chris even reminisces about his &quot;Sonichu Site Filing Facility Hosted by Tripod&quot; in [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]] — not that it makes any frigging sense. It is probably just some sort of a comic-page manifestation of a psychotic break. He even calls this &quot;burning the Tripod bridge&quot;. The fact that trolls hacked the site must have been particularly traumatizing to Chris.<br /> <br /> In the comic, Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some bad-acid-inspired devil trolls, moves his files away from Tripod and bombs the crap out of the site, then says &quot;Tripod was weak, in security, and it lacked the support for Flash media, anyway&quot;. In truth, Chris's site was hacked entirely due to his weak passwords and sloppy security practices (for example, in security questions, he has put in answers that could be looked up from the web; everyone knows his [[Mary Poppins|favorite film]]). And fascinatingly enough, [[CWCipedia]] doesn't support Flash either — otherwise, we'd be thrilled to see what kind of craziness his two HTML classes could inspire him to create in Flash.<br /> <br /> === [http://sonichu.net sonichu.net] (2007 - January 2009) ===<br /> <br /> Established in [[2007]] sometime after trolls registered sonichu.com (in Christian's words, &quot;nothing but net.&quot;). Was hacked at least twice (read: Chris gave out his passwords). Sonichu.net was hacked in [[January 2009]] by [[Gregg Mays]], prompting Chris to show his [[fangs]]. The domain was sold on [[eBay]] and is currently used to host a [[parody]] CWCville homepage. In February 2010, it became a redirect to Meatspin. The parody page can still be accessed at [http://www.onetruecwcville.net onetruecwcville.net].<br /> <br /> === [http://www.sonichu.info sonichu.info] (January 2009) ===<br /> <br /> Quickly established in [[January 2009]] to replace sonichu.net, and just as quickly hacked. The site now redirects to [http://www.sonichu.110mb.com sonichu.110mb.com]. When the man takes you away, do not resist.<br /> <br /> === [http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com sonichuandrosechu.com] (Early 2009 - August 2009) ===<br /> <br /> After a hiatus Chris finally relaunched his site here. It lasted a little longer until he gave his password to [[Julie]] with predictable results. This incarnation is most notable for seeing the debut of Chris's official Rule 34 section, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]. As of August, the website is down. Now it's one of those search sites, and the ads are for dating services.<br /> <br /> === [http://www.cwcville.com cwcville.com] (April 2009 - May 2009) ===<br /> <br /> After another hiatus, Chris relaunched his site at this new domain on 9 [[2009#April|April 2009]]. Since Chris doesn't know how to manage the mess of links he has created, some remain broken such as the one to [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], so you'd have to change the domain name to visit it. Da major update he made to this site was to paste his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|autobiography]] after it got deleted from [[Wikipedia]].<br /> <br /> On 15 [[May 2009]] it was hacked yet again, and featured gay pride imagery and a message that demanded the completion of [[Sonichu 9]]. This was later replaced with images of [[Joshua Martinez]] and [[Vanessa Hudgens]], some of the pictures suggesting that they have some sort of a [[sweethearts|relationship]]. As of August, the website is down.<br /> <br /> An archive of the site in all its fugly glory can be found [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/ here].<br /> <br /> === [[CWCipedia]] (July 2009 - May 2010) ===<br /> <br /> In late [[July 2009]] Chris finally began to use the [[CWCipedia]], a wiki given to him by [[Cogsdev]] so that he could share his version of events with the [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].<br /> <br /> It wasn't long before Chris started abusing the free web space provided by using it as his de facto new site; in early August 2009, he had already uploaded every comic and tried to upload the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|debut album]] of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. Most of [[Sonichu 9]], all of [[Sonichu 10]] and the incomplete preview episode of [[Sonichu 11]] were first published in CWCipedia. Chris also used CWCipedia for his [[CWC Blog|Captain's Log]] and rambling about various characters, both [[:Category:Characters|imaginary]] and [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|possibly real]]. What he didn't know was that he was sharing shit web space with a [[CWCki|wiki]] full of dang dirty [[trolls]].<br /> <br /> The shadowy forces of wiki administration also tried to improve Chris's communications with the outside world by establishing and maintaining the [[Mailbag]]; Chris responded to the correspondence for a while, but eventually quit when the questions proved too stressful. CWCipedia also hosted a [[Twitter]] feed, in which Chris &amp;ndash; predictably enough &amp;ndash; failed to produce short and timely updates. However, the nebulous masterminds in the administrative positions also did many things Chris didn't approve of, such as selling ad space for questionable content. How Chris never saw through this, we may never know.<br /> <br /> CWCipedia has been locked down twice, first time due to Chris posting unauthorized advertisements, the second time in February 2010 due to DMCA claim by [[Evan]]. In [[March 2010]], [[Mao]] purchased the CWCipedia for $100, placing it out of Chris's control, at which point trolls vandalized the everliving shit out of it, greatly improving it. WikiSysop, however, decided to ruin everyone's fun and reverted much of the vandalism until May when it was trashed with even greater force. Days later, it was finally given to [[Alec]] and [[Vivian|Hamsty]], who gave the site a complete wipe and are currently producing the Sonichu reboot Chris failed to deliver.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|Banner<br /> Image:193-soniclgo.jpg<br /> Image:194-SchuSteLgoIdea2.jpg<br /> Image:195-SchuSteLgoIdea3.jpg<br /> Image:196-Schulgo.jpg<br /> Image:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg<br /> Image:198-cwctop50.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> <br /> * [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]<br /> * [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu &amp; Rosechu Blog]]<br /> <br /> == External links ==<br /> * [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/ A archived of version of the original Sonichu site in all of its retarded and fugly glory]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris's websites]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=For_J-R%27s_Eyes_Only.MOV&diff=112272 2010-09-05T02:26:25Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> [[File:Ima42Bust.jpg|thumb|Chris's measurements.]]<br /> '''For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV''' is a video leaked 21 [[April 2010]] for [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] in which [[Chris]] demonstrates how he would pleasure her orally and reveals his [[muscle bra|sports bra]], showing off his creepiness on a level not seen since the [[Ivy]] saga.<br /> <br /> Chris, wearing a new [[shirt]] bearing a message contradictory to his claims that he is not a [[homo]], begins by apologizing to Jackie for introducing her to the [[CWCki]] (perhaps seeking to avoid another [[The Wallflower|Wallflower]] incident) and trying to explain what he believes happened with Ivy and [[Vanessa Saga|Vanessa Hudgens]]. Chris attempts to sound sincere but, as always, fails miserably. Things only go from bad to worse as Chris demonstrates how he would &quot;pleasure&quot; her [[Chris and sex|orally]]; Chris's voice gets noticeably more excited as he explains this. He even goes so far as to show how he would [[fail|use his tongue as well]]. This, unfortunately, goes on for a good minute. At one point, Chris seems to [[Mumble 8|forget who he's talking to]] and refers to Jackie as Ivy. Chris ends the video by explaining how he has a belly and man-boobs - he seems slightly more willing to admit this fact than he did back in [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]] - and reveals that he wears a [[muscle bra|sports bra]]. To make it even more pathetic: Chris actually fills it in.<br /> <br /> Chris, in a surprising move, did not upload the video to [[YouTube]] but instead used MediaFire. He believes this will keep anyone from getting a hold of the video, neglecting the idea that Jackie herself would circulate it.<br /> <br /> Also, note how the trolls DID find it.<br /> <br /> {{-}}<br /> ==Video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|wEKLxgRJnAc}}<br /> | stardate = 21 April 2010<br /> | subject = {{Sex|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{MountAndDoMe|text}}, {{Cwcbra2|text}}<br /> | other = {{Leaked|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Michael Snyder is &lt;br/&gt;ColdHearted and Mean]] <br /> | next = [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness &amp; Men &lt;br/&gt; Should NEVER be Topless]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> Hey, Jackie, it's me Christian. I'm doing this video for you 'cause upload to th- da MediaFire. Hopefully uh, [[trolls]] will not get that to there. I mean, yeah, I have not tried MediaFire before. But, yeah, I do have a friend that recommends it as well, so, for you I'll try it.<br /> <br /> [''Removes [[glasses]], rubs the bridge of his nose'']<br /> <br /> Well, first half of the video though uh, yeah, let me apologize for uh, yeah, that thing I- for even leading you to the [[CWCki]]. I just wanted to let you know 'bout what happened to me before. I just felt concerned about that, but- and then with that uh, reading what you read on Ivy's page, yeah, I was wrong. I forgot one detail of that- that detail. Yeah, it was uh- supposedly I was talking to uh, this [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who was like coming onto me really- really well online and I had- I held in with my self-restraint as best as I could. For a long time. And then she's kinda, talked me into it a little bit.<br /> <br /> [''A digital tone goes off''] Ignore that. [''Gets up and turns it off, returns to chair''] Eh, that's my cell phone. Hmm. Let me just talk care of that real quick. [''holds up cell phone, apparently silences or turns it off''] Anyway uh, yeah. I did make a video apologizing to Ivy for that, at least, you know, I could man up and admit when I made such a mistake as that. And that was in the past. And I'm sorry- did not mean to- I did not mean to lie to you, I swear. I jus- I just forgot that one detail.<br /> <br /> Anyway, as for that, uh, the quote-unquote Vanessa Hudgens actually this- was actually in reality this uh [[Chris and Race#Hispanics|Spanish]] dude I know, [[Joshua Martinez]]. Yeah, just- he was- he was just basi- he was- he was pretending to be Vanessa that whole time and... [''[[sigh]], Chris's face becomes noticeably distraught''] Really ticks me off, that guy. Ehh, nother-nother- that's another story for another day though. Hmm. But anyway with that put aside uh [''perks up a little''] I'm gonna show you- I'm gonna show you some ways on how I can pleasure you [''[[Creepy stare|eyes widen]]''] orally, mmkay?<br /> <br /> [''Shifts in chair''] Yeah, I got a few ideas like you know, we definitely [''lifts hand into frame, fidgets''] give you [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|some finger play]]. Lots of fingers. But yeah, I would just- yeah. I could be like [''Leans towards the camera, closes eyes, flicks tongue around.''] Ahh, I lick your pretty little clit there. [''Continues to pantomime sex acts''] Tickle your pussy... [''Indicates this with a gesture nowhere near the supposed area.''] Oh! And here's the fun part, I put my- I can roll my tongue. I put- I push- I put it in there [''Leans forwards, sticks out tongue''] and extend it while it's in there. Can you imagine that? [''More tongue fail, leans back in chair''] I got other ideas as well, but I just can't think of them right now. But hopefully that's now good enough for starters and to make up for that.<br /> <br /> Any- ah, I hhave been under confusion pat- for a little while, but seriously, [[Fail|Ivy]], I really do want you. [''Firmer, failing to realize his Freudian slip''] I want you. And I do love you and I care about you, and I pray that this video does not fall into the hands of the trolls. You let me know once you got it downloaded successfully and that you're able to play it and I'll take it off of the MediaFire.<br /> <br /> [''Brow furrows, whisper''] Oh, my gosh. [''normally''] I gotta watch myself. And also uh, another thing to make up for this uh, hmm, I'll reveal another thing about myself. I actually did- I actually uh, do have [[Obesity|a bit of a belly]], but also with that uh [''grabs manboobs''] manboobs. I'm not- I'm not t- I'm telling you this in the strictest confidence that you will not laugh at me, but when I walk they do bounce, so I have to uh [''Strips off &quot;Mount and Do Me&quot; shirt to reveal sports bra''] so I wear a sports bra. [''Adjusts sports bra''] Works very good, keeps 'em from bouncing. I got- I'm a 42-bust. Alright, well, I hope we can- hopefully we can move on, and resume our relationship with emotions, or otherwise restart it. I love you Jackie. Love you. [''makes kissing motion, then reaches for camera''] Talk to you later. Meet up soon [''video abruptly ends''].<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = YTP- Chris Chan explains how to pleasure a woman, also sports bra <br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|kJKmcdSSs7U}}<br /> | Maker = BigJuicyx3 <br /> | Stardate = 23 April 2010<br /> | Video Type = VG Remix<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = what the chris <br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|hwoHCXD1e1g}}<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/mrallex mrallex]<br /> | Stardate = 10 May 2010<br /> }}<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CFMM feat. Christian Chandler - &quot;Tickle Yo' Pussay&quot;<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|SXKoy8gbahc}}<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/CFMM2 CFMM]<br /> | Stardate = 21 July 2010<br /> | Video Type = Remix<br /> | Other Info = Mixed using MTV Music Generator (PC version).<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Jackie e-mails]]<br /> *[[Jackie e-mails Part 2]]<br /> *[[Jackie e-mails Part 3]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]|nextlink=[[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness &amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless]]|}}<br /> {{LeakedVideos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Leaked videos]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Captiancaptian&diff=112266 2010-09-05T00:49:42Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>==The guy below me is awesome==<br /> <br /> Hey...what up?<br /> <br /> I'm board so imma go troll something...or whatever...<br /> <br /> [[File:TheRichPirateTerminator.png|thumb|I'm a pirate, get used to it.]]<br /> <br /> ==Notes &amp; More Notes==<br /> <br /> About the Over-sized drinking straw of fail... What is up with the edit? And how much he [[Fail|fails at drawing]]<br /> <br /> ==My Awards!==<br /> <br /> {{Straight}}<br /> <br /> {{White}}<br /> <br /> {{Weeaboo}}</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Captiancaptian&diff=112265 2010-09-05T00:48:49Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>==The guy below me is awesome==<br /> <br /> Hey...what up?<br /> <br /> I'm board so imma go troll something...or whatever...<br /> <br /> [[File:TheRichPirateTerminator.png|thumb|I'm a pirate, get used to it.]]<br /> <br /> ==Notes &amp; More Notes==<br /> <br /> About the Over-sized drinking straw of fail... What is up with the edit? And how much he [[Fail|fails at drawing]]<br /> <br /> ==My Awards!==<br /> <br /> {{Straight}}<br /> <br /> {{White}}</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Wes_Iseli&diff=112193 2010-09-04T06:42:49Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:WesIseli2.jpg|thumb|Wes Iseli]]<br /> {{quote|Wes is a magician and regretfully, [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah's]] boyfriend. Because of this, Christian is very jealous and dislikes him much.|[[:Image:291-ACWesBck.jpg|Wes Iseli ''Animal Crossing'' card]]}} <br /> '''Wes Iseli''' (pronounced [ˈaɪzli], ''EYES-lee'')&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 4]], around 22 minutes in&lt;/ref&gt; [[Emily|briefly dated]] Sarah Hammer, Chris's long-time [[gal pal|female friend]]. Wes is a magician in real life (available for birthdays, weddings, funerals and bar mitzvahs) and is currently married to another woman.<br /> <br /> Although trolls have been trying to contact Wes ever since they found his various online accounts, he hasn't offered any official statements on Chris-chan or his involvement in the comics. Apparently he doesn't feel the need to talk shit about some guy he barely knew just because he was jealous of Wes's relationship with an ex-girlfriend of his.<br /> <br /> ==Wes Iseli in the comic==<br /> [[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg|right|thumb|WesLi Sonichu apparently grows to about 20 feet tall, does an Edward G. Robinson impression, and kidnaps Sarah Hammer in Sonichu #5]]<br /> Wes Iseli (later [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] as '''Walter Grisby''') is one of the chosen 3 of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], alongside [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Sarah Hammer]]. He learned that he was the descendant of the Wasabi Clan, and must take revenge upon the Cherokee's descendant, Chris. Wes, knowing of Chris' jealousy, accepts. So the two fight, and Wes almost wins until Sarah appears and breaks up with him. He then unites with Chris and Sarah to defeat the Golem made by [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<br /> <br /> He appears again later to kidnap Sarah via magic at her wedding. Chris then beats Wes up Yu-gi-oh style, and Sarah thanks Chris.<br /> <br /> ===Fictional character biography===<br /> In 2003 Wes Iseli was dating Sarah Hammer, and so he met her friend Christian Chandler. Christian was immediately jealous of Wes, and in a development that sure sounds plausible, Wes became equally fixated on Chris even though Chris had nothing he wanted. As Sarah and Wes's relationship progressed, they drifted away from Christian.<br /> <br /> Their paths would cross when [[Sonichu]] discovered the Anchuent Prophecy and Christian used his [[medallion]] to activate the anchuent powers of the Cherokee and Wasabi clans, which would be bestowed on the reincarnations of the Cherokee chief, his queen, and his Wasabi rival. Wes received a vision of what appeared to be a nine-year-old wearing a robe and wizard hat (presumably the Wasabi chief), explaining the powers of the Fireshock Pendant and imploring him to use it to seek revenge on Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> [[File:WesIseliAsperchu.jpg|thumb|left|Suffice to say, Wes Iseli was much more badass in [[Asperchu]].]]<br /> <br /> Now possessing the memories of his past life, Wes-Li attacked Christian and Sonichu not only over their own bad blood but that of their past lives--specifically the Wasabis' desire to obtain the [[Cherokian crown]]. The two battled in their electric hedgehog forms, and as usual Christian was very nearly defeated until a third party arrived to save him; Saramah attacked Wes-Li to stop the fight and make peace between them.<br /> <br /> Saramah immediately broke up with Wes-Li upon seeing his cruelty toward her friend, which left Wes-Li unmotivated to battle Graduon. However, with some prompting from Chris-Chan he held up his end of the prophecy and Graduon was finally defeated. Wes-Li refused to look his fellow hedgehogs in the eye as Chris transported them back home from CWCville.<br /> <br /> Wes would continue to obsess over Sarah Hammer up to the day of her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. Using his Wes-Li form, he stormed the chapel to abduct Sarah, but Chris-Chan valiantly rescued her with help from [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi]].<br /> <br /> Iseli was briefly seen attending the conference of villains following Christian's disappearance into the [[Time_Void|time void]].<br /> <br /> ===Wes-Li Sonichu===<br /> Wes-Li Sonichu (pronounced [wɛzlaɪ], &quot;Wez-Lie&quot;, according to Chris's version of the audiobooks) is the electric hedgehog Pokémon form of [[Wes Iseli]] when he is transformed by the Fireshock Pendant empowered by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. Although the prophecy foretold that Wes-Li, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Chris-Chan]], and [[Saramah Rosechu|Saramah]] would work together to defeat [[Count Graduon]], Wes's spitefulness toward Chris and his bitterness at having been rejected by [[Sarah Hammer]] would lead him to use his powers for evil.<br /> <br /> Prior to the retcon, Wes-Li was a passable pun. With the name change, it makes absolutely no sense that a person named &quot;Walter Grisby&quot; would have an alter ego that does not resemble his name in any way - unless one knows the background of this character.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:290-ACWes.jpg<br /> Image:291-ACWesBck.jpg<br /> Image:292-ACWesLi.jpg<br /> Image:293-ACWesLiBck.jpg<br /> Image:294-YuWesLi.jpg|Yu-Gi-OH SHIIII<br /> Image:295-WesLi.jpg|Flame on, bitch!<br /> Image:296-FireshockPendant.jpg|Fireshock Pendant<br /> Image:140-AJerk.jpg|Chris, ripping himself off.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Sauces==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [http://partymagic.50megs.com/ Old magic site]<br /> * [http://wesiseli.com/ New magic site]<br /> * [http://www.youtube.com/wesleyiseli YouTube account]<br /> * [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1205570207 Facebook]<br /> <br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Iseli, Wes}}<br /> [[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br /> [[Category:Villains]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pixelblocks&diff=111618 2010-09-01T21:32:19Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|PixelBlocks are pixels made physical and set free from the computer screen. They allow the young at heart of all ages to use their creativity in endless ways.|The Pixelblocks slogan, proving that their product is aimed at retards.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0656-ANIME059.JPG|Oh God, he even brought them on his trip to an [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|anime con]]?|thumb]]<br /> '''Pixelblocks''' are a construction toy, similar to [[Lego|LEGO Blocks]], except that Pixelblocks come in only one size and shape of brick, which can be attached together in all three dimensions. The principle behind Pixelblocks is that you can assemble these uniform pieces into any form imaginable, just as a television screen can display any image using millions of different color pixels. <br /> <br /> Consequently, one of the common applications of Pixelblocks is to make sprites of classic video game characters. Like, if you wanted to make a model of Sonic the Hedgehog to hang up on your wall, you could buy enough blue and white Pixelblocks and make it yourself. Or, if you wanted to customize your Sonic, maybe make him yellow, with a Pikachu tail... yeah, we think you see where we're going with this...<br /> <br /> Basically, Pixelblocks are another way for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] to crowbar his fantasies into reality, just like drawing [[Sonichu (comic)|shitty comics]], homemade ''[[Yu-gi-oh!]]'' cards, customizable video games like ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' and ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', and so on. Until holodecks are invented, the only way Chris can hang out with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in real life is to build him, and Pixelblocks provide a way to do that.<br /> <br /> It's worth noting that Chris, having no spatial awareness whatsoever, never makes 3D sculptures.<br /> <br /> ==Stuff Chris has built from Pixelblocks==<br /> <br /> While a full survey of Chris's bedroom is difficult at best, one can spot a few Pixelblock constructs hanging on the walls in his [[YouTube]] videos. Among them:<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:507-CWCsPixelSubstitute.JPG<br /> Image:508-HeartTorch.JPG|[[Heart Torch of Fail]].<br /> Image:509-SonichuAndRosechuPixel.JPG|Sonichu and Rosechu.<br /> Image:510-PixelBlockCharacters.JPG|What's sad is they look better than anything Chris can draw.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Pixelblocks in &lt;i&gt;Sonichu&lt;/i&gt;==<br /> <br /> Pixelblocks appeared twice in [[Sonichu 4]]. According to Chris's own diary entries, he would play with them at [[Wal-Mart]], so this may be why he used them in the comics adapting his confrontations with the Manajerks there.<br /> <br /> In ''[[Sub-Episode 4]]'', [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] constructed a decoy of himself to confuse [[B-Manajerk]]. When he struck the decoy with his battle axe, the blow sent Pixelblocks flying into his face, injuring him.<br /> <br /> In ''[[Sub-Episode 5]]'', the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] revealed that Chris could use his [[Medallions of Fail#The Sonichu Medallion|Sonichu Medallion]] to imbue special powers to the [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]], a Pixelblock model he had constructed. Chris followed his advice, and used the empowered Heart Torch to summon his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|dream sibling]], who helped him defeat the [[W-M-Manajerk]].<br /> <br /> ==Could Pixelblocks help Chris lose his virginity?==<br /> Hell No.<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.pixelblocks.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/pbonline Official Pixelblocks website]<br /> <br /> [[Category: Arts and Crafts]] <br /> [[Category: Hobbies]] <br /> [[Category: Special Attacks]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=111420 2010-08-30T22:53:20Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:PostCar.JPG|300px|left]]<br /> <br /> The [[PS3]] - rest in [[The MovingForward videos|pieces]]. He spent about $3400 dollars on it... ladies and gentlemen, your [[Autism|tax money at work]]. <br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a picture, which is normally related to recent Chris activity. Beside it should be a caption, quote or brief explanation of the picture. Suggestions for new pictures of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Picture of the now|this template's talk page]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]] [[Category: Pages that have been edited by Chris]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Captiancaptian&diff=111419 2010-08-30T22:50:31Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>==The guy below me is awesome==<br /> <br /> Hey...what up?<br /> <br /> I'm board so imma go troll something...or whatever...<br /> <br /> [[File:TheRichPirateTerminator.png|thumb|I'm a pirate, get used to it.]]<br /> <br /> ==Notes &amp; More Notes==<br /> <br /> About the Over-sized drinking straw of fail... What is up with the edit? And how much he [[Fail|fails at drawing]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Captiancaptian&diff=111418 2010-08-30T22:50:06Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>==The guy below me is awesome==<br /> <br /> Hey...what up?<br /> <br /> I'm board so imma go troll something...or whatever...<br /> <br /> [[File:TheRichPirateTerminator.png|thumb|I'm a pirate, get used to it.]]<br /> <br /> ==Notes &amp; More Notes==<br /> <br /> About the Over-sized drinking straw of fail... What is up with the edit? And how much he [[Fail|fails at drawing]]<br /> <br /> ==Fans of his art==<br /> [[Tumbleweed.gif]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Captiancaptian&diff=111417 2010-08-30T22:49:42Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>==The guy below me is awesome==<br /> <br /> Hey...what up?<br /> <br /> I'm board so imma go troll something...or whatever...<br /> <br /> [[File:TheRichPirateTerminator.png|thumb|I'm a pirate, get used to it.]]<br /> <br /> ==Notes &amp; More Notes==<br /> <br /> About the Over-sized drinking straw of fail... What is up with the edit? And how much he [[Fail|fails at drawing]]<br /> <br /> ==Fans of his art==<br /> [Tumbleweed.gif]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Captiancaptian&diff=111414 2010-08-30T22:47:21Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>==The guy below me is awesome==<br /> <br /> Hey...what up?<br /> <br /> I'm board so imma go troll something...or whatever...<br /> <br /> [[File:TheRichPirateTerminator.png|thumb|I'm a pirate, get used to it.]]<br /> <br /> ==Notes &amp; More Notes==<br /> <br /> About the Over-sized drinking straw of fail... What is up with the edit? And how much he [[Fail|fails at drawing]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Captiancaptian&diff=111413 2010-08-30T22:46:38Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>==The guy below me is awesome==<br /> <br /> Hey...what up?<br /> <br /> I'm board so imma go troll something...or whatever...<br /> <br /> [[File:TheRichPirateTerminator.png|thumb|I'm a pirate, get used to it.]]<br /> <br /> ==Notes &amp; More Notes==<br /> <br /> About the Over-sized drinking straw of fail... What is up with the edit? And how much he [[fails at drawing|fail]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jason_Kendrick_Howell_message&diff=111411 2010-08-30T22:27:59Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Template:Tardrage}}<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|k-ZWM4nlaB8}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> '''I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD''' is [[Chris]]'s infantile, yet to-the-point, threat to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after the hacking of [[Sonichu.net]] which was initially pinned on Jason, when the mastermind was [[Clyde Cash|someone]] far more nefarious. <br /> <br /> Some argue Chris is actually saying &quot;I'll ''pray'' you dead&quot; which Chris did in fact ask the [[Sonichu Girls]] to do, to pray for the death of Jason Kendrick Howell. However, Chris begging [[GodJesus]] to smite his enemies is not as funny as Chris tard raging and snapping (or attempting to snap) Jason in half. <br /> <br /> [[File:100_2214.JPG|thumb|[[PS3]], BROKEN DEAD]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:SonichuBreakYouDead.jpg|center]]<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> [[Image:ILLBREAKYOUDEAD.jpg|thumb|Original e-mail with text of Chris's threat to Jason]]<br /> <br /> ''Answering Machine:'' First saved message<br /> <br /> Jason Kendrick Howell...&lt;br&gt;<br /> You BASTARD!&lt;br&gt;<br /> You ''BASTARD!''&lt;br&gt;<br /> You hacked into everything! You have driven me so [[Chris and English|beyond]] the wall, I can't even describe it!&lt;br&gt;<br /> You're laughing now, but&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{RageQuote|I'll BREAK YOU DEAD!}}<br /> Goodbye!<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Death threats]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?jgoz109zwym The audio recording]<br /> <br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: CWC-isms]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jason_Kendrick_Howell_message&diff=111410 2010-08-30T22:27:32Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Template:Tardrage}}<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|k-ZWM4nlaB8}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> '''I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD''' is [[Chris]]'s infantile, yet to-the-point, threat to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after the hacking of [[Sonichu.net]] which was initially pinned on Jason, when the mastermind was [[Clyde Cash|someone]] far more nefarious. <br /> <br /> Some argue Chris is actually saying &quot;I'll ''pray'' you dead&quot; which Chris did in fact ask the [[Sonichu Girls]] to do, to pray for the death of Jason Kendrick Howell. However, Chris begging [[GodJesus]] to smite his enemies is not as funny as Chris tard raging and snapping (or attempting to snap) Jason in half. This term was created in haste and shows his [[improper grammar]Chris and english] <br /> <br /> [[File:100_2214.JPG|thumb|[[PS3]], BROKEN DEAD]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:SonichuBreakYouDead.jpg|center]]<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> [[Image:ILLBREAKYOUDEAD.jpg|thumb|Original e-mail with text of Chris's threat to Jason]]<br /> <br /> ''Answering Machine:'' First saved message<br /> <br /> Jason Kendrick Howell...&lt;br&gt;<br /> You BASTARD!&lt;br&gt;<br /> You ''BASTARD!''&lt;br&gt;<br /> You hacked into everything! You have driven me so [[Chris and English|beyond]] the wall, I can't even describe it!&lt;br&gt;<br /> You're laughing now, but&lt;br&gt;<br /> {{RageQuote|I'll BREAK YOU DEAD!}}<br /> Goodbye!<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Death threats]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.mediafire.com/?jgoz109zwym The audio recording]<br /> <br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> <br /> [[Category: CWC-isms]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Reldnahc_Notsew_Naitsirhc&diff=111280 2010-08-30T13:43:55Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:082-ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc.jpg|thumb|I AM SOOOOOOOO OFFENDED!]]<br /> '''Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc''', formerly '''Naitsirhc Rodriguez''',&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms&lt;/ref&gt; is the evil twin of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], which by logical extension would also make him the evil twin of Christian's twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]. You can't have that many twins, Chris, they're called &quot;TRIPLETS.&quot; Get. It. RIGHT!! He was originally introduced as a member of [[Team Rocket]] and the creator of [[Black Sonichu]], but the mystical powers unleashed by Christian's discovery of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] revealed to him his true nature and his ability to transform into Reldnahc Ha-Taque. To this day, he is still straighter than [[Chris]]. <br /> <br /> Since discovering that he is the opposite number of Christian, Reldnahc has embraced anything that is anathema to the mayor of [[CWCville]]. Most notably in this regard, Reldnahc was the only openly gay character in ''Sonichu'' (Fun fact: Chris lets Reldnahc point out that they differ because of his openness, not his [[homo|homosexuality]]).<br /> <br /> Being Chris's exact opposite, one might be forgiven for assuming this means Reldnahc is [[List of Chris's lies|truthful]], [[Chris and his Ego|humble]], [[Stress|industrious]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|continent]], [[Obesity|athletic]], [[Chris and health|hygienic]], [[For Julie's Eyes Only|prudent]], [[Chris and money|frugal]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|chivalrous]], [[Virgin with rage|experienced]], [[Chris and art|talented]], [[Monthly tugboat|self-sufficient]], [[Chris and tolerance|tolerant]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|innovative]], [[Chris and anger|even-tempered]], and straight. Sadly, this proves not to be the case.<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> [[Image:135-LoveSearchBookCover.jpg|thumb|With everything else on his plate, he still found time to write a self-help book. This man TRULY IS the diametric opposite of [[CWC]].]]<br /> {{quote|As a member of Team Rocket, and son of Giovanni, he has caught, or stolen, all rare Pokemon. He yerns [sic] to catch Sonichu.|[[:Image:382-ACNaitsirhcBck.jpg|Naitsirhc Animal Crossing card]]}}<br /> Although little is known about how Christian developed the character, it can be assumed that the idea of spelling his own name in reverse for the name of a villain immediately appealed to his [[Chris and his ego|colossal narcissism]]. Reldnahc debuted in ''Sonichu'' #0 as the son/lackey of [[Team Rocket]] boss [[Giovanni]], belying his greater significance to the Sonichu canon. However, Chris appears to have always colored the character's eyes red and orange (in contrast to his own green and blue eyes, the former two being the opposite of the latter two on the color wheel), foreshadowing his later role as Chris's dark reflection.<br /> <br /> Much as Crystal represents how Christian's inner speculation about what he'd be like if he were female, Reldnahc clearly represents what Chris thinks he would happen if he surrendered himself to the temptations of sexual deviancy. Chief among these temptations is of course homosexuality, but also of note is Reldnahc's penchant for partial nudity (''Put a shirt on!''), torn jeans, unusual body piercings, and willingness to ejaculate wherever he pleases. According to Chris, Reldnahc's costume in ''Sonichu'' #6 is based on that of Key, a homoerotic J-rock star in [[Excel Saga]], whose sexuality unnerved Chris.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I'm straight, he's a homo.|[[Mumble 11]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Fictional biography==<br /> [[Image:083-ReldnahcHeTaque.jpg|thumb|Reldnahc Ha-Taque]]<br /> Acting on behalf of Team Rocket, Naitsirhc Giovanni first menaced CWCville shortly after [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] first evolved from a Pikachu. While Sonichu and Rosechu were shopping at [[CWCville Mall]], Naitsirhc unleashed a Zapdos to abduct Rosechu as bait to capture Sonichu. Provoked into action, Sonichu quickly confused and overpowered the Zapdos with his Double Team attack, and forced Naitsirhc to withdraw. Naitsirhc vowed he would capture Sonichu someday.<br /> <br /> Naitsirhc did not come away empty-handed. The tissue samples and surveillance photos he obtained were used by his adoptive father, Giovanni, to convince [[Robotnik]] to form an alliance. Together, Robotnik and [[Team Rocket]] aspired to create a clone of Sonichu. However, Team Rocket researcher [[Bill The Scientist]] accidentally spilled cherry cola onto Sonichu's DNA sample, creating unexpected side effects in the clone. Naitsirhc was the first to notice the clone's [[niggo|darker complexion]], and named the new creature &quot;[[Black Sonichu]]&quot;. Direct authority over the clone was assigned to Naitsirhc, who asserted himself as Blachu's master and coordinated field missions for the shadowy hedgehog.<br /> <br /> Naitsirhc first sent Black Sonichu to kidnap Rosechu, again using the girl as bait for Sonichu, which might well have succeeded if not for [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In his second outing, Blachu was ordered by Naitsirhc to obtain the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] from [[Flame the Sunbird]], another mission resulting only in failure.<br /> <br /> Naitsirhc's subsequent activities would remain unclear until the day [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]] invaded CWCville with their army of [[Jerkops]]. During this battle [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] was pulled into Graduon's Dark Mirror Hole, triggering a part of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]:<br /> <br /> {{quote|When the original medal is submerged in darkness, the dark medal will appear, and he who's name is reverse, will transform into the ultimate dark being.}}<br /> <br /> At the same moment in Viridian City, Naitsirhc was suddenly able to hear Christian's thoughts, and a Black Sonichu version of Christian's [[medallion]] materialized on his chest. By the time Black Sonichu discovered his master's condition, he had completely transformed into the foretold ultimate dark being: a green sonic recolor in a codpiece. Naitsirhc now desired to rule the world and kill Christian using the seven Sonichu Balls. According to Black Sonichu, Naitsirhc began acting rudely to Giovanni and insulting Blachu at every opportunity. Most diabolically, Naitsirhc soiled Black Sonichu's rocket boots with whipped cream (originally [[semen|some creamy stuff]]). That's some ultimate dark being.<br /> <br /> [[Image:Queef.jpg|thumb|left|Naitsirhc launches his Special Mangina Attack.]]<br /> Naitsirhc, now styling himself as Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc, now possessed the same abilities as Christian, including the power to transform into an electric hedgehog [[Pokémon]] form, Reldnahc Ha-Taque, and the ability to fire the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]'s evil twin, the ''Quee-fee-mae-mo-bo-bo''&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_88 Issue 9 Page 88]&lt;/ref&gt;, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. While Christian and his allies were discussing the need to obtain the Sonichu balls to rescue Crystal, Black Sonichu and Reldnahc broke into a jewelry store at the mall to steal one of the precious balls. In their respective hedgehog forms, Chris and Reldnahc fought a lengthy, strenuous battle at high-speed, culminating at [[Manchester High School]], where the unexpected return of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] saved Christian from certain doom. A blow to the head from Bionic's basketball knocked Reldnahc against the gymnasium bleachers, leaving him in a coma for ten weeks. Upon recovering, Reldnahc swore revenge against Bionic.<br /> <br /> Naitsirhc was next seen attending a conference of the enemies of Christian Chandler, held to discuss plans following Christian's disappearance in the [[Time_Void|time void]]. He was among a group of evil Electric Hedgehogs that terrorized the city, along with [[Silvana]] and [[Wes_Iseli#Wes-Li_Sonichu|Wes-Li]]. During a confrontation with Bionic, he attempted to get his revenge with a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|embarrassment curse]], but Bionic was somehow able to grab the ethereal energy like a basketball and throw it back, causing Naitsirhc to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit his pants]]. He retreated in embarrassment, vowing vengeance again. For whatever reason, Chris is really playing up Bionic as a rival to Naitsirhc; if he's put any thought into this at all, it might be because [[Sonichu 9]] ends with Chris writing himself out of the comic, supposedly forever. Although he's back in [[Sonichu 10]], with an even bigger [[Chris and his ego|plot significance]] than ever before.<br /> <br /> Toward the end of Sonichu 9, Reldnahc is injected with the gay vaccine and, since apparently one can only access the Anchuent powers by being homo, robbed of his ability to turn into Reldnahc Ha-Taque. Assuming this has driven the evil from Reldnahc, Chris has him warped away to Kel, where he shall never be seen again, and the two can fall in (STRAIGHT!) love. Which is totally just that easy to predict.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> <br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> {{Fan art|chris=Naitsirhc}}<br /> *[[Homos]]<br /> *[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]], his [[Homo|gayer]] counterpart.<br /> *[[Giovanni]]<br /> *[[Black Sonichu]]<br /> <br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Reldnahc, Notsew Naitsirhc}}<br /> [[Category: Characters]][[Category: Villains]][[Category: Imaginary Family Members]]<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/user/ReldnahcNNaitsirhc Naitsirhc's youtube]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Vanessa_AIM_Chat_6&diff=111082 2010-08-29T23:23:23Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div><br /> '''Vanessa AIM Chat 6''' is the sixth chat between [[Chris]] and [[Joshua Martinez]], an old [[Chris's Education#James Madison University|acquaintance]] pretending to be [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. It took place on 21 [[April 2009]].<br /> <br /> ==Summary==<br /> <br /> This chat opens with Chris talking about his previous [[Chris and the Law|arrests]]. He reveals that it was [[Ivy]]'s idea to draw her dad as Coach McGuirk. He talks more about [[God and Jesus]] telling him about Ivy being the one. If she has a son, she'll name him [[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]]. He claims to know a little [[CWC Fighter|karate]] and that he's so strong that he can [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|lift his office chair]] with an object on it. Amazingly, he admits that Josh could probably beat him in karate, saying that the beating he would receive makes him want to cry.<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> [''Robotnik's Note: I was almost not going to post this due to lack of lulz, then towards the end when he starts acting tough and talks about how attractive he is I decided it had to be posted.'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:33:45 PM):''' she's okay. but now she's giving me a mean-eye; your bodyguards did a background check on me, with my run-ins with the police. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:33:57 PM):''' yeah<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:34:53 PM):''' they do alot of background check alot bc they care for me<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:35:38 PM):''' I understand. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:35:49 PM):''' I just typed up what happened with the police to Emily. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:36:04 PM):''' would you like to know too? <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:36:10 PM):''' sure<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:36:20 PM):''' This was in my EARLIER days of my Sweetheart Search Years Ago; I got handcuffed for &quot;solicitation&quot; and &quot;loitering&quot;; my attraction method for finding women was a sign stating that I was a single male, seeking a boyfriend-free woman. I learned a year or two later from my mother's words that having the sign by my side made me look retarded, and gave a possible impression of selling sex, which was NOT the case.<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:36:56 PM):''' oh<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:37:49 PM):''' yeah emily very cute girl<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:38:42 PM):''' Ivy is a beautiful girl too. Next time you talk to Harleen, or I meet you (whichever comes first), you may ask Harleen about Ivy; they were close friends. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:39:16 PM):''' she may also confidentially share a picture with you, if I don't first. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:39:27 PM):''' ok<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:39:54 PM):''' yesterday was our 2-month anniversary since we started talking to each other on the phones. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:40:08 PM):''' I sent her a fun animated greeting e-card <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:40:38 PM):''' and I'm going to create a new music video for her, where the story is a fantasy wedding between me and her. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:41:45 PM):''' oh ic<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:42:29 PM):''' you should send emily some pic's of you <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:42:42 PM):''' the new video was her idea, and I delightfully agreed to it; she e-mailed me some of her details for the wedding. She wanted me to redraw &quot;Home Movies&quot;' Coach McGuirk for her father. :D <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:43:12 PM):''' I tried; she is not using an AOL client that can receive files on the AIM, or even in e-mail to her AIM address. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:45:55 PM):''' Have you try Sex on the Beach?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:48:30 PM):''' ??<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:48:44 PM):''' I'm sorry; I just accidentally angered Emily. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:50:30 PM):''' She said that after I made up for missing y'all with lunch next tuesday, she'll do something for me; I misunderstood and said a wrong thing with no intention of harm. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:50:34 PM):''' :( <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:50:48 PM):''' ok<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:51:08 PM):''' well you need to be nice<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:54:36 PM):''' that's not easy to think up on the spot, but I just explained how I can relate to how she feels about my mistake. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:54:49 PM):''' k<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:54:58 PM):''' you have a mic?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:55:05 PM):''' yeah, but hang on for a bit. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:55:18 PM):''' say sorry to her on the mic<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:58:13 PM):''' she's very Sexy<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:59:35 PM):''' I'm sure of that, but I'm just confiding in her about a piece of my past with encyclopedia dramatica. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (11:59:44 PM):''' ok<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#009966&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:06:17 AM):''' so what you think about emily?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:06:50 AM):''' she's a good girl. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:07:35 AM):''' she is understanding of my past situation, and I think she's feeling empathetic for me too. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:07:48 AM):''' kool<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:10:37 AM):''' so ask me something you think Ivy is the 1 for you?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:11:15 AM):''' ?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:11:58 AM):''' God told me so in his own words, and I've told you the true story about the previous music video and my fixed biological clock. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:13:18 AM):''' if you amd Ivy have a girl what would u Name it?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:23 AM):''' Crystal <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:13:27 AM):''' if it was a Boy?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:13:33 AM):''' i mean the whole name<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:34 AM):''' Reginald, or her choice.<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:41 AM):''' girl: Crystal Weston Chandler <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:06 AM):''' boy, Reginald (her choice for middle name and/or different first name) Chandler. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:44 AM):''' Crystal is just a pretty name, and I have had NUMEROUS DREAMS where I had my daughter in my arms, and her name was always Crystal Weston Chandler.<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:17:55 AM):''' so i heard you know Karate?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:55 AM):''' I just finished talking to Emily; she's cool with me again; it is scheduled for a second attempt next tuesday. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:59 AM):''' a bit<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:18:51 AM):''' meeting in the Cafeteria/Ballroom building. Let's plan on meeting in front of the Ballroom entrance, just down the hall from the info desk on the 2nd floor. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:19:27 AM):''' I can do a karate kick and chop, but I don't consider myself a blackbelt. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:19:29 AM):''' :)<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:20:33 AM):''' so you think you good as Joshua?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:21:50 AM):''' he's probably better than me at karate, but I am strong. I can lift my office chair in my room over my head, even with a moderately heavy object in the seat. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:22:05 AM):''' the chair alone is Heavy.<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:23:31 AM):''' so why dont you try Karate on Joshua<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:23:33 AM):''' ?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:24:08 AM):''' I don't want to accidentally hurt him; I am a peaceful-type gentleman. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:24:21 AM):''' but I can put up a good defense and offense when provoked. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:25:27 AM):''' so you think Joshua can beat you in Karate?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:25:39 AM):''' most likely. lol<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:25:57 AM):''' but even I would be surprised if I could even pin him down. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:03 AM):''' he's slightly taller than me. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:26:21 AM):''' that dont mean nothing<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:33 AM):''' I see that. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:59 AM):''' but, yeah, I honestly think he would beat up my ass if he wanted to. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:27:05 AM):''' would you like too try it on Joshua?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:27:29 AM):''' IDK, maybe.<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:28:09 AM):''' ask him<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:28:15 AM):''' you should try<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:30:05 AM):''' I guess. lol but I feel kinda shy about it.<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:32:07 AM):''' well try it om Joshua this week<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:32:22 AM):''' next time I see him, I'll ask. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:32:43 AM):''' he's gona say yes bc i know him really well<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:34:05 AM):''' what gona happen if you get ur ass kicked?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:19 AM):''' hopefully I won't be hurt soo bad I would require an ambulance, but I'd probably cry and weep from the pain for a short moment to a while.<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:58 AM):''' but I have handled the heaviest of emotional pain, and I have expirenced a dose of physical pain too. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:02 AM):''' a good dose<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:37:26 AM):''' between being pinned down by the Nathanel Greene Elementary school staff in the 4th grade, being handcuffed and dragged, having my head rubbed vigorously on a carpet to make me shed bloddy tears.<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:41:04 AM):''' ur wanny try it see how good you are?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:41:36 AM):''' alright; a later time I see him, I'll ask him.<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:42:31 AM):''' so how you know ur Karate?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:42:43 AM):''' learned it from television mostly. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:42:45 AM):''' and movies<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:43:19 AM):''' so that makes you good from watching it?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:44:15 AM):''' anyway, I have published a set of 8 questions on Sonichu, and 8 on myself. I'm not saying, but I have actually tried my karate in high school while I was in the gym, and in the lavatory so I don't have to touch the handle with my hands.<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:46:28 AM):''' after we meet, I will let you watch my crazy nudie audition you requested, as well as my test of strength. <br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:46:41 AM):''' those were on the CD-R.<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:48:18 AM):''' if joshua kick ur ass so bad and mess you face up how ur gona feel about it?<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:48:41 AM):''' ??<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#FF0066&quot;&gt;'''Joshua (12:48:45 AM):''' just wounder<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:49:43 AM):''' A SHITLOAD OF PAIN, Physical, and Emotional; I would feel like my face is not as nice as it looks now, or before then, and that I would probably look like a hideous beast no woman would ever want. :( &lt;!-- Like he already does? --&gt;<br /> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:50:14 AM):''' I feel like I could cry just imagining that... :_(&lt;/font&gt;<br /> <br /> [''Chat ends'']<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[Vanessa AIM Chats]]|prevlink=[[Vanessa AIM Chat 5]]|nextlink=[[Vanessa AIM Chat 7]]|}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:IRC]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Captiancaptian&diff=111081 2010-08-29T23:21:06Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>==The guy below me is awesome==<br /> <br /> Hey...what up?<br /> <br /> I'm board so imma go troll something...or whatever...<br /> <br /> [[File:TheRichPirateTerminator.png|thumb|I'm a pirate, get used to it.]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Captiancaptian&diff=111080 2010-08-29T23:20:31Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>==The guy below me is awesome==<br /> <br /> Hey...what up?<br /> <br /> I'm board so imma go troll something...or whatever...<br /> <br /> [[File:TheRichPirateTerminator.png|thumb:I'm a pirate, get used to it.]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Surfshack_Tito_(troll)&diff=111077 2010-08-29T23:01:56Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Tito_300.gif|frame|It's easy to see what the Wallflower fell for, isn't it?]]<br /> <br /> '''Surfshack Tito''' is a mysterious [[troll]] who first emerged in early [[March 2010]]. His arrival was reminiscent of the rise of [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of 2009 — like Jack, he first made his mark by hacking [[Chris]]'s [[PS3|PlayStation Network]] accounts.<br /> <br /> The nickname &quot;Surfshack Tito&quot; is a reference to the corpulent surf-shop owner from the Nickelodeon kids' cartoon ''[[Wikipedia:Rocket Power|Rocket Power]]''. During the exchanges with Chris, most of them from Tito are ended with a Tito-styled word of wisdom. The choice to go with the name is most likely inspired by an infamous copypasta about Tito.<br /> <br /> Based on Chris's insults towards Tito in the emails and videos, it was assumed that Chris believes that ''[[Chris and Reality|the actual Tito from Rocket Power is trolling him.]]'' However, the truth is that the image attached to an email shows a Photoshopped image of The Wallflower standing next to a [[niggo|really tall dark guy]]. The photo is left out of this article due to an agreement with Wallflower.<br /> <br /> ==Tito in Chris's videos==<br /> Chris first addressed Tito in a [[Surfshack Tito (video)|video]] released on 2 March 2010. His comments were brief and cryptic. Chris merely referred to Tito by name, threatened him with doom in his nightmares, and delivered a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha#Execution_and_effect|Curse Shot]] attack.<br /> <br /> Shortly afterward, [[Clyde Cash]] explained that Tito had hacked Chris's PSN account a few days prior, in late February. This revelation was accompanied by another info-dump concerning Chris's ongoing [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|downloadable]]-[[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|content]] spending spree.<br /> <br /> A week later, trolls discovered the identity of [[the Wallflower]], throwing Chris into a flailing rage. Initially, Chris seemed to blame Clyde for the breakup of his latest one-sided relationship, but on 14 March 2010, he released a [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|video]] suggesting that he viewed Tito as the culprit. In that clip, he declares, &quot;Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered.&quot; Threats involving a shillelagh and Chris's deadly [[pocket knife]] followed.<br /> <br /> Tito apparently kept up the pressure on Chris through the next few days of March 2010. On 18 March, Chris released [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|yet another threatening video]], in which he accused Tito of stealing the Wallflower from him, called him a &quot;womanizing rapist&quot; and a &quot;[[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle-suited]] [[nigger]],&quot; and alluded to e-mails he had received from Tito (their contents unspecified, but Chris definitely didn't like them).<br /> <br /> However, since the end of the Wallflower [[saga]], Surfshack Tito has slipped from Chris's consciousness and has not made any further appearances.<br /> <br /> ==E-mails with Chris==<br /> {{main|Surfshack Tito Emails}}<br /> <br /> During mid-March 2010, Tito exchanged several e-mails with Chris, baiting him with regard to the revelation of the Wallflower's identity and other subjects. Their conversations reveal that Chris was aware of his gal-pal's interest in gay slash fiction, and was apparently willing to look past it (the quest for china trumping all other considerations). The e-mails also feature Chris employing the word &quot;nigger&quot; with [[Chris and race|great enthusiasm]]. Note that Surfshack Tito is actually Hawaiian, not a [[niggo]] <br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Jack Thaddeus]]<br /> *[[Surfshack Tito (video)]]<br /> *[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]<br /> *[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]<br /> *[[Surfshack Tito Emails]]<br /> <br /> {{Trolls}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Tito, Surfshack}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Trolls]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Captiancaptian&diff=111074 2010-08-29T22:50:39Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>==The guy below me is awesome==<br /> <br /> Hey...what up?<br /> <br /> I'm board so imma go troll something...or whatever...<br /> <br /> [[File:TheRichPirateTerminator.png]]</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:TheRichPirateTerminator.png&diff=111073 2010-08-29T22:49:27Z

<p>Captiancaptian: I am a pirate.</p> <hr /> <div>I am a pirate.</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Captiancaptian&diff=111071 2010-08-29T22:47:48Z

<p>Captiancaptian: </p> <hr /> <div>==The guy below me is awesome==<br /> <br /> Hey...what up?<br /> <br /> I'm board so imma go troll something...or whatever...</div>

Captiancaptian https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Captiancaptian&diff=111044 2010-08-29T19:07:20Z

<p>Captiancaptian: Created page with &quot;Hey...what up?&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>Hey...what up?</div>

Captiancaptian