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December 2023

2024-01-07T18:58:12Z

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[[File:cwc-dec2023.jpg|thumb|Chris in December.]]
'''December''' was the twelfth and final month of [[2023]].

==Notable events==
* '''2 December''' - Chris roasts Elon Musk on [[X]].<ref>[[December 2023 social media posts#Elon Musk]]</ref>
* '''3 December''' - Chris's [[Chevrolet Aveo]] is sighted at Boonsboro Shopping Center in [[Lynchburg, VA]].<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Boonsboro Shopping Center]]</ref>
* '''5 December''' - Chris is spotted and photographed at the Greene County Sheriff's Office, apparently trying to reclaim some of his items.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Greene County Sheriff's Office]]</ref>
* '''11 December''' - Chris makes a post on X in which he advocates for sexual predators to be welcomed back into communities.<ref>[[December 2023 social media posts#Sexual predator]]</ref>
* '''13 December'''
** [[Toys for Tots]] is uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel.
** Chris asks that if people want to send him Christmas gifts, he would prefer them to be legitimate and not gag gifts.<ref>[[December 2023 social media posts#Asking empathy from gifters]]</ref>
* '''14 December'''
** Chris livestreams [[Fan Mail and Cwcville Autobots]].
** Chris makes numerous posts on X, including one criticizing [[Geno Samuel]]'s knockoff 3D-printed Sonichu medallions.<ref>[[December 2023 social media posts#Boogie2988]]</ref>
* '''16 December''' - Chris is seen and photographed at a UPS store.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#UPS Store]]</ref>
* '''19 December''' - Chris uploads [[Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging]] Part 1 to YouTube.
* '''20 December'''
** Chris and [[Flutter]] are filmed at Richmond International Airport.<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Richmond_International_Airport]]</ref>
** Chris is spotted and photographed with Flutter at a Sheetz. <ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Sheetz (December)]]</ref>
* '''21 December''' - Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted and photographed while eating dinner at [[Bella|Isabella]]'s Italian Trattoria Restaurant in [[Lynchburg, VA]].<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant]]</ref>
* '''22 December''' - Chris livestreams [[Over the shoulder colouring stream]], coloring two pages of ''[[Sonichu 0 HD]]''.
* '''25 December''' - [[C-Mas]]: His first Christmas spent out of [[jail]] since [[2020]], and his third in a row since his removal from [[14BC]].
* '''30 December''' - [[Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging]] Part 2 is uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel.

==Activity==
===Posts===
*[[December 2023 social media posts]]
===Videos===
*[[Toys for Tots]]
*[[Fan Mail and Cwcville Autobots]]
*[[Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging]] Part 1
*[[Over the shoulder colouring stream]]
*[[Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging]] Part 2
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

November 2023

2023-12-03T20:26:53Z

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{{Ongoing}}
[[File:COMMISSIONS- READ DESCRIPTION- limited slots.jpg|thumb|Chris in November, looking older than ever before.]]
'''November''' was the eleventh month of [[2023]].

==Notable events==
*'''3 November''' - Chris livestreams [[Medallion Moulding Q&A]] for two hours.
*'''4 November''' - Chris posts his Dream Code for ''[[Animal Crossing]]: New Horizons''<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Animal Crossing: New Horizons Dream Code]]</ref> and Christorians check out his virtual island.<ref>[[Animal Crossing#Animal Crossing: New Horizons]]</ref>
*'''6 November''' - Chris announces on Twitter that [[Rosechu]]'s design has changed due to her practicing electricity so much, causing her cheeks to turn yellow.<ref>[[November_2023_social_media_posts#Rosey's_yellow_cheeks]]</ref>
*'''7 November''' - A Redditor claims to have spotted Chris and Barbara at [[14 Branchland Court]] where Chris was moving boxes into his car. The Redditor also claims to have chatted with Chris, who said he lives in [[Lynchburg, VA]] and that he had taken Barbara shopping earlier in the day.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#14 Branchland Court (November)]]</ref>
*'''9 November''' - Chris likes a tweet about [[Fanta]].
*'''10 November'''
**Chris announces a Q&A livestream.<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Livestream announcement (10 Nov)]]</ref>
**Chris whines on X about ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5, demanding Hasbro refrain from streaming it.<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Whining about MLP G5]]</ref> He also tags Nintendo and expresses that he wants to work with the company.
**Chris hosts a second questions and answers stream titled: "[[Simple Existential Q&A]]".
*'''11 November''' - Chris posts about weight loss, and seethes over conventions through an AI image.<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Duolingo]]</ref>
*'''13 November''' - Chris rants about incest fanfictions.<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Rant against incest fics]]</ref>
*'''14 November''' - Chris uploads [[Etsy Comments Review]]
*'''16 November''' - [[OfficialCWCmart]] uploads the [[Chaos Crystal Control Act 4 Art Series]].
*'''17 November''' - Chris binges ''{{w|Scott Pilgrim Takes Off}}''.<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Scott Pilgrim Takes Off]]</ref>
*'''24 November''' - Chris goes shopping at Walmart and is spotted.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (November)]]</ref>
*'''27 November''' - A Discord user spots Chris's car parked at the [[Big Island]] house.<ref>[[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA#House]]</ref>

==Activity==
===Posts===
*[[November 2023 social media posts]]
===Video===
*[[Medallion Moulding Q&A]]
*[[Simple Existential Q&A]]
*[[Etsy Comments Review]]
*[[First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream]]
*[[Figure Painting]]
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

October 2023

2023-12-03T20:26:28Z

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[[File:cwc-oct2023praetor3.jpg|thumb|Chris in October.]]
'''October''' was the tenth month of [[2023]]. The month saw Chris's full, true return to the Internet, marked by the uploading of a [[YouTube]] video. Following this, he would become much more active on social media, posting more videos on YouTube as well as messages on [[Twitter]]. Between these, he publicly proclaimed his status as The Messiah and took a more active approach to collaborating with [[Praetor]] to promote himself and the [[OfficialCWCmart]]. The month also saw Chris reveal the identity of the mysterious woman that he has been hanging out with in the past month, nicknaming her [[Flutter]].
==Notable events==
*'''1 October'''
**[[Barb]]'s 82nd birthday.
**Chris is sighted with what appears to be [[Flutter]], the same woman he was seen with several times in [[September 2023|September]].<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#River_Ridge_Mall]]</ref>
*'''3 October''' - Chris is sighted at Game Junkies in Roanoke, VA.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Game Junkies]]</ref>
*'''11 October''' - Chris unprivates his [[Facebook]] account CwcvilleGuardian.
*'''15 October''' - Chris is [[Discord#Names and avatars|spotted on Discord]] with a new username change.<ref>[[:File:CWC-Discord-2023-10-15 - JCWCSonichuPrime1982.png]]</ref>
*'''16 October'''
**[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned‎‎]] is uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel.
**A comment and some images referencing the "second coming" are posted to Chris's Twitter.<ref>[[October 2023 social media posts#Second Coming]]</ref>
**The [[OfficialCWCmart]] uploads lost art commissions from 2021<ref>[[2021 Lost Commissions]]</ref> along with new photos of Chris sitting in front of a green screen. <ref>[[OfficialCWCmart#Post_Jail_Medallions]]</ref>
*'''17 October'''
**[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]] is uploaded to Chris's channel where he, unsurprisingly, denies the incestuous sex allegations (which he previously admitted as being true two years prior), instead shifting the blame on everything he went through in regards to [[Bella]] and trolls.
**Chris subscribes to [[Twitter]] Blue.<ref>https://archive.ph/CjNDr</ref>
*'''18 October'''
**Chris avidly posts on Twitter, and reveals he is [[My Little Pony Protests|still upset about My Little Pony G5]].<ref>[[October 2023 social media posts#Chris is still mad about MLP G5]]</ref>, talks about Elon Musk's changes to Twitter, and comments on the current Israel situation.
**[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play#Part One|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part One]] is uploaded to Chris's Youtube channel.
**Chris makes his first livestream comment since coming back to the internet, commenting on a ''Sonic Superstars'' gaming stream.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Sonic Play's Sonic Superstars LIVE!]]</ref>
*'''21 October''' - Chris watches and makes numerous comments in the live-chat of a livestream on [[Geno Samuel]]'s YouTube channel.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Live From China!🔴Chill CWC Stream 30]]</ref>
*'''23 October''' - [[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part Two]] is uploaded to Chris's Youtube channel.
*'''24 October'''
**Chris looks for volunteers to help him build the hub for his [[Minecraft]] server.<ref>[[October 2023 social media posts#Minecraft server]]</ref>
**Chris is sighted at a Walmart in Lynchburg, VA.<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Walmart_(October)]]</ref>
**[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play Part 3]] is uploaded.
*'''25 October'''
**[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play#Part Four|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play Part 4]] is uploaded.
**Chris records [[Stay Lively Tuned]].
*'''26 October'''
**Chris does a livestream on YouTube.<ref>[[The Return of Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]</ref>
**[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play#Part Five|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play Part 5]] is uploaded.
*'''28 October''' - Chris posts about photos of his sugar-laden fruit snack bowl and comments approvingly on Scott Pilgrim Takes Off.<ref>[[October 2023 social media posts#Chocolate and fruits]]</ref>
*'''30 October'''
**Chris posts, announcing he will do a livestream later,<ref>[[October 2023 social media posts#Livestream announcement]]</ref> and shows drawings featuring a time-traveling [[GiBi]], to the latter's puzzlement.<ref>[[October 2023 social media posts#GiBi]]</ref>
**Chris records [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4]].
*'''31 October''' - [[Halloween|Hallo]][[Weens|ween]].

==Activity==
===Posts===
*[[October 2023 social media posts‎‎]]
*[[OfficialCWCmart]]

===Videos===
*[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned‎‎]]
*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]
*[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play#Part One|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part One]]
*[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play#Part Two|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part Two]]
*[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play#Part Three|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part Three]]
*[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play#Part Four|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part Four]]
*[[Stay Lively Tuned]]
*[[The Return of Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]
*[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play#Part Five|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part Five]]
*[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4]]
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

December 2023

2023-12-02T19:08:14Z

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{{Orphaned}}
'''December''' is the twelfth and final month of [[2023]].

==Notable events==
* '''25 December''' - [[C-Mas]]: His first Christmas spent out of [[jail]] since [[2020]], and his third in a row since his removal from [[14BC]].

{{timeline}}

Jail Letter - 3 October 2021

2023-10-24T15:41:54Z

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{{Merge|Michael Afghani}}
{{JesusPossession}}
[[File:PmurtRally.jpg|thumb|"Allah is a good God, yes, but even he has his imperfection, and concerns over his followers, and Nationality of Islam. He and I both know that Islam contains a total population that includes around 40% of Toxic Haters, Fakers, and Sinners within it. And the total Fallout and Conflicts within are certainly not too good."|375px]]
On 3 October 2021, Chris sent a letter from jail in response to a failed attempt to convert him to Islam.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/oct-3-2021-chris-writes-letter-rejecting-attempt-to-convert-him-to-islam.102849/ ([https://archive.ph/BjQOX archive])</ref>. Chris seems to be under the impression that Islam is a nation instead of a multi-ethnic religion spanning across the world; an idea [[brainwashed]] into Chris by the [[Idea Guys]] several years prior to writing this letter.
{{clear}}

==Background==
{{Incomplete}}
{{Infobox Person
|title = Michael Afghani
|name = Michael Bijan Afghani
|image = MichaelAfghani.png|size=270px
|day = 5
|month = 4
|year = 1999
|aliases = Samantha Afghani Coupon11<ref name = "kiwithread">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-bijan-afghani-samantha-afghani-cwcislam-coupon11.104027/ A Kiwi Farms thread on Michael Afghani and CWC Islam]</ref> Coupon12 Coupon13 kookoohead qqqqqqqqqqq Charm Anti-Idea Guy
|race = Middle Eastern
|gender = Male
|nationality = American (part-Persian)<ref name = "kiwithread"/>
|organization = The Lunar Module (founder, former leader)
|saga = {{saga|jail|cn}}
}}
{{quote|I think he will convert to Islam and turn his life around
maybe in 2022, 2025, 2030, only God knows.|Michael believing that Islam will turn Chris's life around.}}
'''Michael Bijan Afghani''' (formerly '''Samantha Afghani'''), also known as '''Coupon11''' is a detransitioned muslim who led the '''CWC Islam Project''', a project led by a group of [[Discord]] users known as '''Lunar Module'''. The goal of the project was to convert Chris to Islam, due to the members belief that Islam would turn Chris's life around. Michael, who had found Chris through [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]] believed this due to his own experiences, instantly dropping estrogen and stopping his incel beliefs upon converting. Michael dubbing Lunar Module the '[[Idea Guys|Anti Idea Guys]]', believing that the Idea Guys only fed Chris beliefs about 'false prophets'. Lunar Module operated in a server called '''Project CWCIslam''' on 13 [[August 2021]], where members wrote drafts for letters to possibly send Chris.

Michael eventually sent his letter to Chris, and while he got a reply, he failed completely in converting Chris to Islam.

==The Letter==
{{EnvelopeFront
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
| upperright = <s>FREE ISSUE</s> 
| address1 = c/o CVRJ 13021 James Madison Hwy
| county = Orange, VA
| zip = 22960-2807
| date = 07 Oct '21
| centerleft = [[File:JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg|150px|center]]
| center = Coupon 11 and peoples of "Project CWC Islam" ███████2704
| lower = ✶I am Fully Enlightened and Awakened✶
}}
{{quotebox|Greetings, [[coupon11]] and all, October 3, 2021
The last response I have received from thee was one that was most filled with bad vibes, yet I am not at all shaken. I tell you, once more, I Meditate a Lot, and I have connected with this and all Universes and Dimensions in this timeline, as well as the entire Multiverse, so I speak only greatest and ultimate Truths. Absolutely no [[List of Chris's Lies|lies]], illusions, [[Chris and reality|nor delusions at all]]. I genuinely know who and what I am deepest and fully. And not only am I the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]] of the Commodore Consoles and the Nations of [[Cwcville]] and Old Comma, But I am also and mainly the Real Player One, the One Avatar, this Body is the One God Body, I am the full Reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself; [[Messiah complex|I am God]]. And my mom is [[Chris and religion#Concept of Emanuelle|Emanuel]], GOD above Gods (including Allah) herself. And I often speak and work with All.of the other Gods and Goddesses. Allah is a good God, yes, but even he has his imperfection, and concerns over his followers, and Nationality of Islam. He and I both know that Islam contains a total population that includes around 40% of Toxic Haters, Fakers, and Sinners within it. And the total Fallout and Conflicts within are...➞}}

{{quotebox|...certainly not too good.

Rather thou wishes to believe or not, between both the Dimension Merge (which is completed; All that remains of [[Dimensions#1218|Universe 1218]] is the failing Earth, Period. Universe 1C-211987, and its Earth, is where All of the Non-Toxic Majority shall be Collectively Shifted to, and are at present with these events. I bring, personally, the Second Coming; and at present, weare at Malachi 3 and 4 of the Old Testament, Literally.

I continue my hardest of work and efforts alongside and with Everyone between Both this Earth of 1218 and the Earth of 1C-211987. [[Meditation|Meditate]] Long, Deep, and Hard on that to confirm for yourselves. My body writes this with my telepathy, guiding its thoughts and hand with an ally Holy Flame soul maintaining it on my behalf.

Alongside Allah, I Can save most to ALL of you of this "Project" of yours, But you need to be Open for ALL GODS in order for me to do so. The choice is yours.

[Illustration of the Sonichu Cross.] Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart and Lord of All.}}

==Original scans==
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Image:Letter3Page3.jpg|Front of the envelope
Image:Letter3page2.jpg|Page 1
Image:Letter3Page1.jpg|Page 2
</gallery></center>

==References==
<references/>

{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Fan visits

2023-09-13T03:20:56Z

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{{Protip|If you're thinking about taking a trip to personally check on Barb after [[Affair with Mother|what's happened]], then don't. She has been through enough in the past few years as it is, and she is probably better off being left alone.}}

In recent years, Chris and/or Barb have occasionally been '''visited by fans''' at their [[14 Branchland Court|house]].

==Joey Vance==
[[File:JvanceandChris.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris with Joey (far left) and his brother.]]

On 18 [[October 2019]], '''Joey Vance''' and his older brother visited [[Sonichu Headquarters]] to meet Chris. Their accounts were posted on Reddit in r/ChrisChanSonichu the next day.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/dk6ttx/look_who_i_met_the_other_day_im_in_the_back_lol/ Original Post] ([http://archive.li/ZznCn Archive])</ref>

The two brothers were initially visiting [[Charlottesville]] and since [[Ruckersville]] just happens to be in their way, Joey decided to make the most of their time together to personally visit Chris. The overall visit was described as a calm experience between the two parties, with the older brother (known by his Reddit handle xv5qx) even giving a [[Sonic]] toy as a "peace offering". One interesting note Joey mentioned is the fact that Chris smells of [[weed]]. Whether the musk is the result of his usual poor [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|hygiene]] or his new [[Teen Troon Squad|drug habit]] is still up for debate.

===Audio===
Joey also recorded conversations regarding [[Jacob Sockness]].
{{Infobox/video
| name = A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| ytid = HGXar9jLaq0
| stardate = 19 [[October 2019]]
| maker = Joey Vance 2
| previous = [[ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness‎‎|Statement about Sockness]]
| next = [[Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire|Chris Chan Sonichu plays TSSSF, Solitaire]]
| subject = {{Jacob|text}}
}}

===Transcript===
[A [[Clover and Snoopy|dog]] is heard whining eerily throughout the video]

'''Chris''': [Faintly] Hello?

'''Joey's Brother''': Hey, are you Christian Chandler?

'''Chris''': Yes...

'''Joey's Brother''': We live in the area- sorry to bother you- we've been fans for a few years and stuff and...

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Joey's Brother''': though we'd kinda give some gifts

'''Chris''': Oh, thank you.

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': That's very nice.

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah. Its nice to meet you dude.

'''Chris''': Yeah. It's nice to meet you both.

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah. Anyway, how have you been?

'''Chris''': I've been doing alright.

'''Joey's Brother''': That's cool.

'''Chris''': Ahh been doing very well, you knowsshh having to cope with [[Jacob_Sockness#Abortive_Virginia_trip|the events-]]

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah, I- I heard about the- the situation with the guy, I'm sorry to hear about that.

'''Chris''': Well don't worry about that, it's all cool.

'''Joey's Brother''': We're all looking out for your best interests, and you definitely have our support so-

'''Chris''': Thank- [[Homos|I love your blue eyes.]]

'''Joey's Brother''': Oh, appreciate it. I you- [[Heterochromia|blue and green eyes]], they're really cool.

[Pause]

'''Joey's Brother''': That's awesome! Yeah. So, anyway, um is it cool if we get a selfie or something?

'''Chris''': Yeah-

==Aggravating Art (2021)==
[[File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto2.png|thumb|250px|Chris with Aggravating Art.]]
On 20 [[February 2021]], a Ruckersville local by the handle of '''Aggravating_Art_2982''', along with his older brother and his brother's girlfriend visited Chris and documented his (now deleted) experience on [[Reddit]]'s r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit.<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/lojfvv/me_and_my_brother_met_chris_today_ask_away/ Original Post] ([https://archive.md/MFjjm Archive])</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto1.png|Chris getting uncomfortably close with Aggravating Art's brother's girlfriend while looking like a stoned {{w|Rick Moranis}}.
File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto3.png|Aggravating Art on the gazebo.
</gallery></center>
===Video===
Aggravating Art also recorded a short video featuring Chris's wardrobe.
{{Infobox/video
| name = CHRIS CHAN DRIP OUT
| ytid = tQsTwz_Y_Vc
| stardate = 20 [[February 2021]]
| subject =
| style =
| shirt = Patriotic Muumuu
| saga =
| other =
| maker =
| previous = [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]
| next = [[Chris Kisses Rosechu]]
}}

===Transcript===

[Laughing and dogs whining in the background]

Swag, dripped out baby! (higher pitch) Dripped out!

==Anon on /pol/==
On 28 [[June 2021]], an anonymous user on [[4chan]]'s /pol/ board visited 14 Branchlord Court to take pictures of the house and [[Son-chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|the Dodge Caravan]]. The user played the flute near [[Patti]]'s old doghouse and apparently saw Chris peeking through a window in the house.

<center><gallery>
File:June2021Visit1.jpg|
File:June2021Visit2.jpg|
File:June2021VisitThread.png|A screencap of the original 4chan thread.
</gallery></center>

==hoov2002==
On 27 [[July 2021]], Reddit user hoov2002 visited Chris at 14 Branchland Court, and took two photos with him. Of note is how both of these images feature Chris wearing [[negligee]], which he claimed he had been wearing during some instances of his [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref> This visit was not publicly posted about until [[March 2022]], likely due to the fact that Chris' incest came to light just a day later.

<center><gallery>
File:CWCWithFanJun27.png
File:CWCWithFanJun27 2.png
</gallery></center>

==Phillip Jeffries==
On 29 [[August 2021]], during the fallout of [[Affair with Mother|the incest incident]] and the [[Jail Saga#Arrest|August 2021 arrest]], a [[Kiwi Farms]] user called Phillip_Jeffries visited 14 Branchlord Court with a friend in order to see the condition of the aforementioned Dodge Caravan and [[Chandler cats|the cats]]. Phillip was able to confirm that the vehicle was back at the house, and that at least two cats, Baby and Sylvia, were still living at the residence. Most notably, it was also confirmed that Barbara had returned to the house and that the Caravan had been registered with replacement license plates.<<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC">[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>

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File:August2021House1.jpg|
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File:August2021House3.jpg|
File:August2021House4.jpg|
</gallery></center>

==Winfield Winfield==
{{See also|14 Branchland Court#September 2021}}
[[File:Cro-magnon_looking_ween.png|thumb]]
'''Dylan Winfield''', also known as '''Winfield Winfield''' is the self-published author of the first book in a planned horror novel series. Dylan seems to have found promoting his book by spamming Reddit and Twitter ineffective, so in June 2021 he hit upon the idea of sending a copy each to Chris and Barbara and asking for their reviews. Needless to say, the events of late July and early August would make that difficult, but Dylan continued to promote the idea of reaching out to Chris.

On 6 September 2021, Dylan traveled to Ruckersville, where he took a video at [[14 Branchland Court]] as well as numerous still images <ref>[https://imgur.com/a/j7ASWDl/ Trespassing Pic Collection]</ref> in an attempt to promote his book series by piggybacking off Chris's Internet infamy. In addition to committing the crime of trespassing, he can be heard making his agonizingly cringey commentary about the house and its surroundings throughout the video as well as mentioning his book, revealing his true purpose in making the trek to 14BC in the first place. The following day, he uploaded the video and messaged GiBi on twitter. This resulted in his exposure on the Kiwi Farms, and several people calling him out on his clout-chasing attempts, after which he deleted his video within an hour, suggesting he was following the thread. [[Autism|Why]], then, he didn't know better is a mystery.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan Outdoor House Tour (September 6th, 2021)
| ytid = VJQ6xPfdj8M
| stardate = 7 [[September 2021]]
}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|

''[Video begins with a shot of Dylon's face.]''

'''Dylon''': Hi, everybody. Uh, my name is Winfield Winfield, I am the author of a horror novel, the start of a series, it's called "Cult of the Eclipse", so be sure to look for that online if you like ''Silent Hill'' kind of stuff, and you guys are not going to believe where I am. I am at...

''[Camera pans to show Son-Chu and the front of 14 Branchland Court.]''

'''Dylon''': ...Sonichu Headquarters! (chuckles) Oh man, I wanted to go ahead and see like what the house looked like, it was just a little road trip that I'm on.

''[Camera zooms in on Son-Chu.]''

'''Dylon''': I'm guessing that might be Barb's car here, uh, I wonder if those marks are from, uh, maybe [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder]], like who knows man. Okay...

''[Dylon walks to the side of the van, then looks inside the passenger-side window.]''

'''Dylon''': If, uh, you look really closely here...

''[Camera shifts to Dylon's face, then back.]''

'''Dylon''': ...you can see...there...is a bucket full of garbage, that's not shocking here...

''[He looks in the back of the van.]''

'''Dylon''': ...you got that going on in the back and whatever else. This unfortunately is not the Sonichu Car, I think everybody knows that it's stuck at that motel where [[Jail Saga#Arrest|Chris got arrested]] at, and the license plate's been stolen.

''[Camera zooms in on a "rejection" sticker from Virginia State Inspection on the front windshield.]''

'''Dylon''': Rejection...ooh, that doesn't look good. Okay...

''[Camera pans over the front of 14 BLC again.]''

'''Dylon''': Clearly nobody is here, so let's, uh, take a gander around here. Obviously, I can't go inside, but let's check out how it looks on the outside...we got a whole bunch of tall vegetation so far...

''[Camera looks at a tree in the front yard.]''

'''Dylon''': ...clearly hasn't cut the grass in a ''long'' time.

''[Camera pans to the road in front of the house.]''

'''Dylon''': Uh, trash cans are pretty empty, uh, I guess that means all the garbage is probably inside the house somewhere, but, uh, let's keep going. Go on a little outside tour...

''[Dylon starts walking around the house's right side.]''

'''Dylon''': You know, around the back is actually interesting, and I'll show you guys why in a minute.

''[Dylon enters the backyard, passing the bench and the house's back door.]''

'''Dylon''': Okay, got the bench, got a little trail leading to the back. Oh Jesus Christ, yeah, like right here, literally right here, you can actually like smell the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fucking BO]], like it, like right here, it smells like somebody hasn't showered in like three weeks, uh, I'm gonna put my short over my nose here.

''[Dylon looks up the stairs at the back walkway. A cat is sitting there.]''

'''Dylon''': There's a little [[Chandler cats|kitty]] up there, I don't know which cat that is or that's even the Chandler's cat for that matter.

''[Camera zooms in on the walkway.]''

'''Dylon''': Oh there's two cats! Poor babies, having to live with this family. (shifts camera to the vines growing on the side) Oh god, look at like the vegetation growing on the side right there, like that might be digging into the foundation. Man, I wonder how bad that is.

''[Dylon walks across the back yard.]''

'''Dylon''': Okay, uh......

''[Camera shifts to the shed) there's the shed]''

'''Dylon''': There's the shed, some cats ran off in there, probably scared it's one of the Chandlers, knowing this place.

''[Camera turns back to the house)]''

'''Dylon''': Yeah, more uh, tall vegetation on this side, probably eating away at the place, and if Chris-Chan gets sentenced, I mean, shit, it might get worse over the next 10 years, like who knows.

''[Camera turns to the gazebo]''

'''Dylon''': And over here, we got the little gazebo, Bob's little gazebo here.

''[Dylan approaches the gazebo]''

'''Dylon''': There's a little dog house here, probably where [[Patti Chandler|Patti]] is, poor girl. God, could you, could you imagine how nice of a place this could have been if the Chandlers just took care of it?

''[Camera turns back toward shed]''

'''Dylon''': Man, but then again, Chris Chan wouldn't be so famous now, would he? Okay, um...I'm gonna see if I can go around to the other side here and take a look...

''[Camera goes around the outside of the house again]''

'''Dylon''': Okay...and over here we got this little pathway here, it's all broken up as you can see. Okay...

''[Dylon finds Bob's old greenhouse.]''

'''Dylon''': That's...oh my god! What is that, is that supposed to be like the, the dream factory? Let me take a look...there are little steps here, gotta be careful.

''[Camera moves past a side entrance, looking inside.]''

'''Dylon''': Holy shit, the light's still on. Ugh, I do not want to see that electric bill.

''[Camera looks inside the greenhouse.]''

'''Dylon''': Thinking outside, what the f-, what...okay, uh, a ton of junk in here. It's probably more Chris Chan shit, I don't know if, um, you can get a decent view in here. Unfortunately, it's locked, we can't really get a better look, but hopefully, hopefully you guys can see okay. All righty...

''[Dylon walks around the greenhouse, showing the junk crammed in the windows.]''

'''Dylon''': Uh, let's see if there's anything else to look at here.

''[Dylon heads around the back of the greenhouse and finds what appears to be a jungle gym.]''

'''Dylon''': Whatever that's supposed to be, I don't know, man. Is that supposed to be like the dream factory, or is it, it's just a regular tree house or a regular little kid's club house or something. I don't know. Oh holy fuck, look at this. Look at this.

''[Camera pans over the extremely overgrown yard.]''

'''Dylon''': Jesus tap-dancing Christ, god look at the state of the yard, holy fucking dog shit, man. Man that is just wild. God, holy shit, look at this.

''[Zooms in on side of house.]''

'''Dylon''': It's like the plants are growing into the house, like check this out, I mean, it's not like going up the wall, it's actually trying to go like into the wall itself, like take a look here. Uh, Jesus Christ. Oh my god, taking over the gutters, too.

''[Dylan finds a pool of stagnant water]''

'''Dylon''': What is this supposed to be, is that like a pool? I can't really tell, it's just so, it's just so murky and filled with like rain and, er, and like dirt and earth and...fuck, man. God...man, that's a shame, it's a shame what happened to the Chandler place.

''[Camera pans over the back yard again, then moves toward the road]''

'''Dylon''': Oh my god, I feel like, like I genuinely feel like I'm walking through the woods right now. Jesus god almighty, god look at this fucking place. God, I almost tripped over a rock there.

''[Dylon notices a dry stone fountain]''

'''Dylon''': A little fountain, totally unattended, unkempt, not shocking at all. Okay, going back to my car here, so...

''[Camera turns around to Dylon's face]''

'''Dylon''': I hope you guys, uh, enjoyed that somewhat. It was uh, definitely worth driving here from Pennsylvania. All right, have a good one, guys.

''[Video ends]''

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==e1ectricthunder==
[[File:E1ectricthunder.jpg|thumb|160px|right|Party on, Garth!]] '''e1ectricthunder''' was a young woman who posted a very brief video of her and an unknown accomplice interacting with Barb. The two of them went to the Chandler home, claimed to be friends of Chris's looking to get in touch with them, and were met only by a very confused-sounding Barb. Their visit was not well-received, especially on the Kiwi Farms, where this was viewed as the harassment of an elderly woman, who was a subject of sexual abuse from her own son, for Internet clout, which lead to her doxing.

On 20 [[September 2021]], she and an unknown male visited 14 Branchland Court, knocked on the door to reveal a seemingly confused Barbara, and asked, babbling, whether Chris was home or not. Barb was previously described as looking frail, more "gone" than usual, and growing facial hair.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-29-2021-barb-returned-to-14bc.99387/page-48#post-9991909</ref> Barb seemed to be confused when asked about where her son was while [[Clover and Snoopy|Clover]] howled at the door. Given that Barb did not know that she was being recorded, this was seen by some as evidence that she is not faking having cognitive difficulties as some claimed she did in Chris's begging videos, or at least that her alleged difficulty hearing is getting worse.

The video was then posted to the r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ps1foq/i_went_to_chris_chans_house_and_met_barb/</ref> but was deleted though not before being mirrored.

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===Transcript===
''[dog whimpering throughout the video]''

'''Ellen''': Hey. Um, I was just wondering if Chris was home. ''[steps in front of her friend to get closer to Barb]'' I was just wondering if Chris was home.

'''Barbara''': Pardon?

'''Ellen''': Y- is Chris home?

'''Barbara''': I do not understand.

'''Ellen''': My- My friend Chris, I was just wondering if Chris was here.

'''Barbara''': No.

'''Ellen''': Okay. Thank you. I'm sorry to bother. ''[Barb closes the door]''

==Larry Vaughn==

On 16 December 2021, [[Larry Vaughn]] decided to visit 14 Branchland Court after the totaling of [[Son-Chu]]. While there, he took two photos of the property, most notably with the van missing. He would later post both of these photos on [[Reddit]]. Larry had also claimed that Barb still lives at the house, despite the accident, and that the property was mostly cleaned up, clearing up the hoard, and possibly all of Chris's [[List of toys|belongings]].

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==Iron_Taipan==
{{Protip|While Iron_Taipan posted other images, only the ones of the house are relevant here.}}

On 22 [[January 2023]], Reddit user Iron_Taipan posted<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/10iwydn/made_the_pilgrimage_observations/ Original Post] ([https://archive.fo/3CiMT archive])</ref> to the /r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit, posting images of a recent trip to [[Ruckersville]]. The post included images of what was once [[The GAMe PLACe]], [[Fashion Square Mall]], and some photos of the [[14 Branchland Court|house.]]

{{quoteboxgreen|Made the Pilgrimage & Observations}}

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==DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS==

On the evening of 3 [[May 2023]], redditor DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS posted a series of images of [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13b8278/chris_chan_house_update_may_3rd_2023_barb/</ref> What makes this visit notable is that the Redditor saw a glimpse of [[Barbara Chandler]], without being seen by her. DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS saw her in the upstairs window in the third pic, obscured by the tree. He left immediately after noticing Barb, confident he wasn't spotted. He planned on visiting once more the next morning, although decided against after he found Barb was [[Jail_Letter_-_21_July_2022|not in a nursing home]].

{{quoteboxgreen|After I took the third pic I drove a little bit forward to get an additional angle of the house and then thats when I saw her. It was unmistakable, it was her with her white grown and white hair looking off to the right side of the window, possibly doing dishes something, idk whats up there. She wasnt looking at me thankfully but she couldve came to that window after hearing my car (which isnt very quiet, especially at 10 at night) and seeing who was out there.}}

Maintenance of 14BC's exterior and lawn is continuing to occur, as the lawn appears to have been raked frequently and is actually regaining a healthy green colour. Inside, Chris's ''Sonichu'' poster visible from the window to [[Chris's room|his room]] is the only obvious sign of his former residence at 14BC. The lights within Chris's room are on, likely for [[:File:12.07.20_room2.jpg|housekeeping]] by Barbara's caretakers.

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==Anonymous Facebook Member==

On the evening of 25 [[May 2023]], an anonymous post was made to a fan Facebook group<ref> https://www.facebook.com/groups/208043223590274/permalink/906798970381359/</ref>, showing a picture of [[14 Branchland Court]] and the [[Fashion Square Mall]].

{{quoteboxgreen| Did a bit of Christory touring today on the way down south}}

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==FaithlessnessSad5791==

On 25 [[August 2023]], the same day as Chris's case was offically marked as dismissed, u/FaithlessnessSad5791 posted on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] that they and u/Atahsia had visited [[14 Branchland Court]]

{{quoteboxgreen|Myself and U/Atahsia drove to Virginia and we had to stop by the chandler house

We didn't wanna scare anyone so we stayed in the car and accidentally snapped this pic of Barb walking out}}

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==nemo1316==
On 4 [[September 2023]], Reddit user nemo1316 posted a photo of the [[Son-Chu]] car parked at 14 Branchland Court, indicating that Chris either visited or moved back to Sonichu Headquarters.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris Chan’s car sighted at Sonichu temple}}

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==Aggravating Art (2023)==
Throughout 8 September 2023, Aggravating Art visited 14 Branchland Court [[Fan_visits#Aggravating_Art_(2021)|again]] and posted photos on Reddit.

On his first trip, he claimed to have found the house completely empty with no one inside or outside the house.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16dkcw5/just_went_to_chris_home_its_empty_and_no_one_home/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Just went to Chris home. It’s empty and no one home}}

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Aggravating Art later visited the house again in the evening and found that the lights and fan inside the house were turned on, but there were still no cars at the house. [[Weening|He also claimed he had been staying outside the house all day]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16dqove/2nd_chris_visit_of_the_day_lights_are_on_and_fan/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|2nd Chris visit of the day. Lights are on and fan is but no car is there and has been all day.}}

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An orange and white cat is seen in these photos, though it is unknown if it is [[Chandler Cats|one of the Chandlers]]' or just a stray.

==See also==
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]

==Reference==
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[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]

December 2021

2023-06-17T11:44:16Z

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[[File:JailLetter13Dec2021Inside.jpg|thumb|C-Mas card sent by Chris to [[Kengle]]]]

'''December''' was the twelfth and final month of [[2021]]. Chris remained in jail for the entire month, presumably celebrating [[Christmas]] in the pokey. The biggest revelation of the month was that [[Barbara]] instigated a serious car accident in late [[November 2021|November]], causing serious damage to both herself and [[Son-Chu]].

==Highlights==
*'''1 December''' - Two additional letters, one from [[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Kengle)|25 October]] and the other from [[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|30 October]], which Chris had written to Kengle are posted publicly.
*'''2 December''' - A day which was "VERY Cosmically Eventful" according to Chris, apparently because it can be written as a palindrome (12/02/2021). Chris "observed" the date and later asked Kengle if he had done the same.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 6 December 2021]]</ref>
*'''3 December''' - The [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|jail letter addressed to Onion Farms user Celestia from 30 November]] is received and posted online.
*'''6 December''' - Chris [[Jail Letter - 6 December 2021|writes and sends the sixth letter addressed to Kenneth Englehardt]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-writes-to-kengle-from-prison-dated-october-4th-2021.102598/page-83#post-10690383 (https://archive.md/7FK0T)</ref>
*'''7 December''' - The [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|jail letter addressed to Twitter user Eels and the Egg-man from 30 November]] is received and posted online.
*'''8 December''' - [[Onion Farms|Kenneth Engelhardt]] reveals that he has received a [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|fifth jail letter]] from Chris describing a car accident [[Barbara]] was involved in on 24 November which totaled [[Son-Chu|her car]] and put her in the hospital. Kenneth does not make the letter public at the request of Chris. It also contains personal information about Chris's relatives.
*'''9 December''' - Chris [[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|writes and sends the second jail letter]] to Onion Farms user Celestia. Chris bizarrely claims that [[Jacob Sockness]] started the [[COVID-19|COVID-19 Pandemic]].
*'''10 December''' - Chris draws "[[Praetor Jail Art#The Sonichu Temple's Relocation|The Sonichu Temple's Relocation]]."
*'''11 December'''
**Kenneth reveals that he has received a [[Jail Letter - 6 December 2021|sixth jail letter]] from Chris, this one concerning [[Null]].
**A [[Kiwi Farms]] user confirms that the Barbara automobile accident did actually happen (though apparently on the 23rd, not the 24th) by looking up the Vehicle Identification Number of the [[Dodge Caravan]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-latest-letter-to-kengle-barb-sustains-serious-injuries-in-automobile-accident-30th-november.107209/page-13#post-10675538 (https://archive.md/H0kgz)</ref>
*'''12 December'''
**Chris's [[Affirmations List‎‎]], from [[March 2021]], is leaked.
**The jail letter from 6 December is posted online in full.<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/cwc-letter-posted-december-12th-part-1.2035/ (https://archive.md/DKBI5)</ref> <ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/december-12th-cwc-letter-part-2-null-is-no-father-figure-influenced-by-demon-spirits.2039/#post-32713 (https://archive.md/R1PQu)</ref>
*'''13 December''' - Kenneth Engelhardt receives and posts [[Jail Letter - 13 December 2021|a Christmas post card]] that Chris wrote to him at an unknown date.<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/cwc-sends-kengle-a-christmas-card-the-penpal-relationship-reaches-its-apex.2045/ (https://archive.md/RITVo)</ref>
*'''14 December''' - The jail letter from 9 December is received via [[Discord]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chriss-second-letter-to-celestia-received-12-10-21.107678/ (https://archive.md/Zf12H)</ref>
*'''16 December''' - A ween, [[Larry Vaughn]], posts on reddit about his latest visit to 14 Branchland Court. In this post, he claims that most of the hoard was cleared out of the house. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ri3xbf/just_went_to_chris_house_for_the_second_time_this/</ref> A Kiwi Farms post made a few days afterwards would prove the contrary to this.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-and-kengle-prison-letter-megathread.102598/page-91#post-10742742</ref>
*'''25 December''' - Chris's first [[C-Mas]] while in jail.
*'''29 December''' - [[Barb]] was found to be at fault for [[November 2021|last month]]'s car accident, and was charged a $30 fine and $76 in court costs.<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref>

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December 2023

2023-06-17T11:42:51Z

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{{Orphaned}}
'''December''' will be the twelfth and final month of [[2023]].

==Notable events==
* '''25 December''' - [[C-Mas]]: the sealing of the case makes it unclear where [[Chris]] will be spending it.<ref>[[:File:HeilbergStatement.png]]</ref>

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October 2023

2023-06-17T11:40:27Z

Carrion:

{{Orphaned}}
'''October''' will be the tenth month of [[2023]].

==Notable events==
*'''1 October''' - [[Barb]] turns 82, if she [[Chris_and_death#Barbara_Chandler_.281941.E2.80.93202.3F.29|lives that long]].
*'''31 October''' - [[Halloween|Hallo]][[Weens|ween]].

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July 2023

2023-06-17T11:38:39Z

Carrion:

{{Orphaned}}
'''July''' will be the seventh month of [[2023]].

==Notable events==
*None yet.

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Anime

2023-06-10T18:29:12Z

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[[File:054-CWCsAnimeWorldCD.jpg|thumb|Chris has liked anime since at least [[2000]].]]

'''Anime''' (アニメ) is a colloquial term for Japanese animation, a rather popular style that's been subbed/dubbed/emulated for its many hit series worldwide, drawing the attention of many loyal followers, including [[Chris]]. Over the years, Chris has taken quite an interest in the medium. Whether it be for [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] or [[Mass debating|self pleasure]], it's managed to make itself quite a large part of Chris's life. Chris enjoys the [[Chris and art|artform]] to some extent, as well, although it's not his primary obsession; nevertheless, he's watched a lot of anime, bought plenty of anime through the [[PlayStation Network]], and swiped as many ideas as he can get his head around from his favorite anime series.

==Chris and anime==
[[File:Sailorcwc.jpg|thumb|[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Chris]].]]

It's not clear when Chris first discovered Japanese cartoons, although it's safe to guess that ''[[Pokémon]]'' or ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' were the seeds that sparked his interest, as it was for millions of other kids in America during the turn of the millennium. He was a serious ''Pokémon'' enthusiast by the late '90s, and by [[2004]] he had enough interest in anime generally to attend the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention in Richmond, [[Virginia]].

While Chris is often associated with online anime culture and is often slapped with the "weeaboo" tag, he actually doesn't appear to be into anime as much as people think he is. He returned to Anime Mid-Atlantic in [[2005]], but wouldn't go to another convention for years, and even then the only anime-oriented convention Chris has been to ever since was [[OmegaCon]]. (He considered a trip to Baltimore's Otakon convention in 2010, but primarily as a way of meeting [[Jackie]] in person.)<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 12]]</ref> In his [[Adult Swim posts|posts on the Adult Swim forums]], he didn't have much to say about the Japanese imports on the Adult Swim schedule, except to note that he didn't like the cartoonish [[Homos|male nudity]] in ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' (big shock there) and he wanted to see more anime featuring "[[Sonichu 8|very-close-to-nude girls]]" (even bigger shock).

Chris still ripped off characters and story concepts from anime left and right, however, and he still watched some newer anime series. His PSN account shows that he downloaded the entire "[[Sonichu Girls|harem]]" comedy-drama ''{{w|Shuffle!}}'' in [[2009]]; given that it stars a hapless twit who finds himself surrounded by willing women for no very good reason, Chris probably loved it (he has yet to comment on the scene where the main character got his eye cut by his psychotic [[galpal]]). He also downloaded all of ''Gunslinger Girl'' in early [[2010]], doing plenty to undermine his contention that he isn't a [[pedofork]].
[[File:Fistofthesonichu.JPG|thumb|left|Chris summoning his stand,「Let Me Call You [[Sweetheart]]」.]]

According to his [[Netflix]] queue from around [[November 2009]], Chris rented a number of anime in big DVD sets. His anime sets centered around three of his likes: [[Sonic]], [[Transformers]] and scantily-clad women. In terms of Sonic, only three disks were seen rented, all three centered on ''Sonic X''. It is more than likely that before the queue was taken, he had seen the other disks that comprised the series. While he had most of the Transformers series that were made in the last ten years, some of those were part of the Transformers saga known as the Unicron Trilogy: ''Armada'', ''Energon'' and ''Cybertron''.

The rest of the anime, as stated earlier, revolves around women — strong women who are capable of defending themselves without simpering over a man, unlike [[Rosechu (species)|some creatures]] we all know and love. Some of those films and series included ''Read or Die'', ''Slayers Return'', ''Elfen Lied'' and, probably the least surprising of all, ''Kekko Kamen'', a comedic action series featuring a heroine who battles evil while stark naked. The last series might have had a particular impact on Chris, as the face-rape of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] in [[Sonichu 8]] is [[Things Chris has ripped off#Kekko Kamen|very similar]] to Pubic Hair Jump, a move by which the title character of ''Kekko Kamen'' defeats her enemies. ''Elfen Lied'' is a rather surprising choice for Chris given its notoriously dark and gruesome imagery and themes, but given [[Incest|certain elements]] of the series, perhaps it's not too surprising.

In his [[Chris Sex Logs|chats about sex with PandaHalo]], Chris mentioned that he's watched some pornographic anime, colloquially known as "hentai", but he didn't go into any further detail.

During Chris's interview on the [[Internet Dream Lounge]], he would recommend the shojo series ''{{w|Nana (manga)|Nana}}'' when asked what anime series he would recommend.

The [[Idea Guys]] used images from ''{{w|Symphogear}}'' and ''{{w|Sword Art Online Alternative Gun Gale Online}}'' as part of their brainwashing of Chris. Chris has watched a few episodes of ''Symphogear'', and has noted how one of the characters in the series, Chris Yukine, is referred to by the lead character Hibiki as "[[June_2018_social_media_posts#Symphogear_.28unintentionally.29_gives_a_shout-out_to_Chris|Chris-chan]]". He hasn't made any word on ''Sword Art Online'', but does own ''SAO: Lost Song'' for the [[PlayStation 4]].

In 2020, Chris made the somewhat dubious claim that watching {{w|''Cells at Work!''}} would strengthen one's immune system against [[coronavirus]].<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts]]</ref> He also posted about {{w|BNA: Brand New Animal|''BNA: Brand New Animal''}}.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts]]</ref>

==Anime and ''Sonichu''==
[[File:Anime.png|thumb|SO KAWAII! UGUU~]]
Although Chris was interested in anime before he began drawing his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comics, he didn't start giving the characters in his comic an obviously anime-inspired look until [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], which he completed in the spring of [[2006]]. This was almost certainly the result of [[Megan Schroeder]]'s influence — she was a big fan of ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' and other popular Japanese cartoons, and Chris was pursuing her especially fervently at the time. Practically speaking, this shift in style involved giving his characters huge, prismatic, saucer-like eyes, which make them look more [[Yawning Squirtle|stoned]] than animu, or "set-theoretic intersection" (∩) eyes. He also made use of creative elements that work in anime but not in a sequential comic, as well as tedious and unnecessary clichés common to anime.

Needless to say, despite the radical artwork style change in his comics, Chris still was cockblocked.

Since his relationship with Megan deteriorated (eventually [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|blowing up in his face]]), anime hasn't been so obvious an influence on Chris’s artwork. He still goes overboard with the giant saucer eyes from time to time, though.

==Anime Chris has ripped off==
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[[File:Sonichu - Episode 13, Page 27, Revision 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[SingStar Challenge Round 1|So pitiful, it's true.]] An example of Chris's anime-inspired artwork.]]
Like every other form of entertainment he enjoys, Chris views anime as a rich source of ideas that he can swipe and integrate into his own "original" works. Aside from the most obvious victims of his anti-creativity (like ''Pokémon''), these are some of the shows he’s abused.

* ''{{w|Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo}}'': The ''[[My Little Pony]]'' greeting card that Chris gave to [[Mimms]] mashed this series up with ''Naruto''.
* ''{{w|New Cutey Honey|Cutey Honey}}'': Chris quotes, almost word for word, Cutey Honey's transformation speech in [[Sonichu 5]]. It should be clear [[Chris and sex|why he even knows about Cutey Honey]].
* ''[[Dragon Ball]]'': Chris's infamous [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack is directly lifted from a similar attack from lead character Goku. Chris's [[Colossal Chan]] transformation from ''Sonichu #10'' is also based on the Super Saiyan 4 transformation featured in the ''{{w|Dragon Ball GT}}'' series.
* ''[[Excel Saga]]'': Consciously and otherwise, Chris has lifted (and butchered) dozens of jokes from this series. Chris also briefly attempted to copy a [[Red String of Fate|dating "strategy"]] from the series.
* ''{{w|Fullmetal Alchemist}}'': One of Chris's My Little Ponies is based off of main character Edward Elric.
* ''{{w|Inuyasha}}'': The entrapment of [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] rips off the similar entrapment of ''Inuyasha'''s title character.
* ''[[Jiggliami|Macross Frontier]]'': Blanca traced her illustration of Jiggliami over a character from this series, and Chris unthinkingly traced over her tracing.
* ''[[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance|Pretty Cure]]'': Chris's wonder-twin team-up with his sister [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|Crystal]] in [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_8:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Off-Target_Part_2.22|Sub-Episode 8]] lifts from this popular magical-girl series, one of Megan's favorites.
* ''[[Sailor Moon]]'': Chris ripped [[Sailor Megtune]] from here, obviously, among many other things.
* ''[[Samurai Pizza Bots|Samurai Pizza Cats]]'': In a spectacular display of unoriginality, even by Chris's standards, he swiped this title to give to CWCville's platoon of robot defenders. Apparently they deliver pizza in their off hours.
* ''{{w|Serial Experiments Lain}}'': Lainchu, a character that Chris created for the [[Watchmen]], was named after the main character, Lain Iwakura.
* ''[[Simonla Rosechu|Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]'': Simonchu and [[Simonla Rosechu]] were inspired by this series, although Chris probably doesn't realize that.
* ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'': Chris has made many fanmade ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards depicting himself and his creations. In [[Sonichu 5|Sonichu #5]], Chris would depict [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'s husband-to-be, William Spicer, as a character from the cards.
* ''{{w|YuYu Hakusho}}'': Chris's Zap Cannon attack in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] bears an uncanny resemblance to the protagonist's Reigan attack.

==''The End of Evangelion''==
[[File:The End of CWC by lilbootywipe.jpeg|thumb|right|500px|Art made by [https://lilbootywipe.newgrounds.com/ lilbooty wipe]]]

[[Ivy]] got Chris to see ''{{w|The End of Evangelion}}'', a movie that serves as the finale to the anime series ''{{w|Neon Genesis Evangelion}}'', as inspiration for finishing [[Sonichu 9]].<ref>[[PVCC]] post by Ivy's friend: Notable Favorite Parts of End of Eva 1. Misato/Kaji sex scene(Where you only saw feet) Reason: It made him feel that he was a big man and that he was watching no Kid's Cartoon. 2. The Rei Angels that were Kawaii Reason: Kawaii~ 3. The internal Struggles of 1 boy Reason: unknown Theory: Probably sees himself as Shinji being constantly trolled by Auska, ect. What is Chris' Summary of End of Eva: An generic tale of a boy's struggle for acceptance...a lot like him. What Chris thought he saw: Symbolisms(IN MY EVA?) What Christ didn't like about Eva 1. Everyone turns to orange tang juice Reason: Unknown, Chris fears Death? Everyone at least got to see their lover before they died(even if the love was 1 sided). But that would require chris to understand it. 2.Rei angels getting turned on by stabbing themselves. Reason: Unknown. 3. The Doom and Gloom end Reason: Cause Chris don't like the bad news. 4.Auska freaking out(I don't wanna die) Reason: Draw your own thesis. Chris has made no mention of Shinji fapping to to the comatose auska. Why? we don't know. Final Question. Did Chris even understand what he even saw? Answer: We're guessing no.</ref><ref name="Ivy">[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

Chris's summary: A generic tale of [[Tomgirl Pictures|a boy's struggle for acceptance]]... [[Chris and his ego|a lot like him]]. Chris apparently didn't see any symbolism in the film (yes, in a franchise infamous for its usage of it), or if he did [[Honor roll|he's too stupid to see what it symbolized]].

Chris's favorite parts:
* The Misato and Kaji sex scene (where you'd see only feet), because it made him feel that he was a big boy and that he was watching a no-kids cartoon.
* The Rei Angels that were kawaii and had boobs.
* The internal struggles of Shinji.

Chris didn't like:
* Asuka freaking out.
* Everyone turning into [[Fanta|orange tang juice]].
* Rei Angels [[Un-clit 2.0|getting turned on by stabbing themselves]].
* Rei melting everywhere.
* The unhappy ending, because as we all know, he can't stand anything that's even [[Chris and stress|remotely depressing]].

Chris was familiar with ''Evangelion'' prior to watching the movie at Ivy's behest, "but not really a heavy watcher".<ref name="Ivy"/> Despite this, Chris owns a [http://myfigurecollection.net/item/83641 soap dish in the shape of the character Rei Ayanami], as [[:File:AMA3.jpg|pictured in his hotel at Anime-Mid Atlantic]] in 2005. It's likely that Chris saw this item at the convention, didn't even register the figure as an ''Evangelion'' character, and bought it because he thought a soap dish with a "hot anime chick" on it would make for a [[Mass debating|fun novelty item]].

''The End of Evangelion'' is known for its usage of the song "Komm, süsser Tod" ("Come, sweet death"), performed by Arianne Schreiber, which is played during its apocalyptic climax. This song has been used by Christorians and other [[4-cent_garbage.com|certain followers]] as a theme song for the end of Christory, especially after [[Affair with Mother|the incest situation]] became public.

==See also==
*[[Anime Wings]]
*[[Anime Mid-Atlantic]]
*[[Adult Swim]]
*[[Japanophilia]]
*''[[Shojo Beat]]''

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = My Name is Christine Weston Chandler (Kira)
| ytid = EtNMUXDDO3M
| stardate =15 [[November 2019]]
| maker = Greystar2426
| subject = Anime
| type = Animation
| info =Parody of a [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-name-is-yoshikage-kira famous monologue] from ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure''
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name =Chris Chan : The Anime Series : OP #1 Kimetsu no Yaiba / 鬼滅之刃 - Gurenge / 紅蓮華 (LiSA) (Cristina Vee)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kz2hr4uilzI}}
| stardate = 3 [[October 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Anime
| type = Animation
| info = "If [[Wikipedia:Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba|''Demon Slayer'']] starred Chris Chan instead of Tanjiro Kamado, this would be the opening for the show! This focuses on the Classic Era of Christian Weston Chandler, Creator of Sonichu and Mayor of Cwcville, before transitioning to Christine Weston Chandler. Some characters and events that are include are Manchester High School, Charlottesville Fashion Square, Piedmont Virgina Community College (PVCC), Rosechu, Angelo of Morioh, Godbear (Leonard Bearstein), Jerkops, Bob Chandler, Angelo Casper (who used to live under his house), Isabella Janke, Linkara, Barbara Chandler, Bubbles Rosechu, Punchy Sonichu, Angelica Rosechu, Crystal Weston Chandler (Chris Chan's Twin Sister), Pickle Dio, Liquid Chris, Clyde Cash, Surfside Tito, the man in the Pickle Suit, Jason Kendrick Howell, Adam Steakhouse, Jack Thaddeus, Mary Lee Walsh, Cakefarts, Patti the Dog, BlueSpike, Colossal Chan, the Sonichu Ball Crystals, CADD Chef, and even Sonic the Hedgehog himself! " }}

==Sources==
<references />

[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

Anime

2023-06-10T18:25:21Z

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[[File:054-CWCsAnimeWorldCD.jpg|thumb|Chris has liked anime since at least [[2000]].]]

'''Anime''' (アニメ) is a colloquial term for Japanese animation, a rather popular style that's been subbed/dubbed/emulated for its many hit series worldwide, drawing the attention of many loyal followers, including [[Chris]]. Over the years, Chris has taken quite an interest in the medium. Whether it be for [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] or [[Mass debating|self pleasure]], it's managed to make itself quite a large part of Chris's life. Chris enjoys the [[Chris and art|artform]] to some extent, as well, although it's not his primary obsession; nevertheless, he's watched a lot of anime, bought plenty of anime through the [[PlayStation Network]], and swiped as many ideas as he can get his head around from his favorite anime series.

==Chris and anime==
[[File:Sailorcwc.jpg|thumb|[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Chris]].]]

It's not clear when Chris first discovered Japanese cartoons, although it's safe to guess that ''[[Pokémon]]'' or ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' were the seeds that sparked his interest, as it was for millions of other kids in America during the turn of the millennium. He was a serious ''Pokémon'' enthusiast by the late '90s, and by [[2004]] he had enough interest in anime generally to attend the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention in Richmond, [[Virginia]].

While Chris is often associated with online anime culture and is often slapped with the "weeaboo" tag, he actually doesn't appear to be into anime as much as people think he is. He returned to Anime Mid-Atlantic in [[2005]], but wouldn't go to another convention for years, and even then the only anime-oriented convention Chris has been to ever since was [[OmegaCon]]. (He considered a trip to Baltimore's Otakon convention in 2010, but primarily as a way of meeting [[Jackie]] in person.)<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 12]]</ref> In his [[Adult Swim posts|posts on the Adult Swim forums]], he didn't have much to say about the Japanese imports on the Adult Swim schedule, except to note that he didn't like the cartoonish [[Homos|male nudity]] in ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' (big shock there) and he wanted to see more anime featuring "[[Sonichu 8|very-close-to-nude girls]]" (even bigger shock).

Chris still ripped off characters and story concepts from anime left and right, however, and he still watched some newer anime series. His PSN account shows that he downloaded the entire "[[Sonichu Girls|harem]]" comedy-drama ''{{w|Shuffle!}}'' in [[2009]]; given that it stars a hapless twit who finds himself surrounded by willing women for no very good reason, Chris probably loved it (he has yet to comment on the scene where the main character got his eye cut by his psychotic [[galpal]]). He also downloaded all of ''Gunslinger Girl'' in early [[2010]], doing plenty to undermine his contention that he isn't a [[pedofork]].
[[File:Fistofthesonichu.JPG|thumb|left|Chris summoning his stand,「Let Me Call You [[Sweetheart]]」.]]

According to his [[Netflix]] queue from around [[November 2009]], Chris rented a number of anime in big DVD sets. His anime sets centered around three of his likes: [[Sonic]], [[Transformers]] and scantily-clad women. In terms of Sonic, only three disks were seen rented, all three centered on ''Sonic X''. It is more than likely that before the queue was taken, he had seen the other disks that comprised the series. While he had most of the Transformers series that were made in the last ten years, some of those were part of the Transformers saga known as the Unicron Trilogy: ''Armada'', ''Energon'' and ''Cybertron''.

The rest of the anime, as stated earlier, revolves around women — strong women who are capable of defending themselves without simpering over a man, unlike [[Rosechu (species)|some creatures]] we all know and love. Some of those films and series included ''Read or Die'', ''Slayers Return'', ''Elfen Lied'' and, probably the least surprising of all, ''Kekko Kamen'', a comedic action series featuring a heroine who battles evil while stark naked. The last series might have had a particular impact on Chris, as the face-rape of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] in [[Sonichu 8]] is [[Things Chris has ripped off#Kekko Kamen|very similar]] to Pubic Hair Jump, a move by which the title character of ''Kekko Kamen'' defeats her enemies. ''Elfen Lied'' is a rather surprising choice for Chris given its notoriously dark and gruesome imagery and themes, but given [[Incest|certain elements]] of the series, perhaps it's not too surprising.

In his [[Chris Sex Logs|chats about sex with PandaHalo]], Chris mentioned that he's watched some pornographic anime, colloquially known as "hentai", but he didn't go into any further detail.

During Chris's interview on the [[Internet Dream Lounge]], he would recommend the shojo series ''{{w|Nana (manga)|Nana}}'' when asked what anime series he would recommend.

The [[Idea Guys]] used images from ''{{w|Symphogear}}'' and ''{{w|Sword Art Online Alternative Gun Gale Online}}'' as part of their brainwashing of Chris. Chris has watched a few episodes of ''Symphogear'', and has noted how one of the characters in the series, Chris Yukine, is referred to by the lead character Hibiki as "[[June_2018_social_media_posts#Symphogear_.28unintentionally.29_gives_a_shout-out_to_Chris|Chris-chan]]". He hasn't made any word on ''Sword Art Online'', but does own ''SAO: Lost Song'' for the [[PlayStation 4]].

In 2020, Chris made the somewhat dubious claim that watching {{w|''Cells at Work!''}} would strengthen one's immune system against [[coronavirus]].<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts]]</ref> He also posted about {{w|BNA: Brand New Animal|''BNA: Brand New Animal''}}.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts]]</ref>

==Anime and ''Sonichu''==
[[File:Anime.png|thumb|SO KAWAII! UGUU~]]
Although Chris was interested in anime before he began drawing his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comics, he didn't start giving the characters in his comic an obviously anime-inspired look until [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], which he completed in the spring of [[2006]]. This was almost certainly the result of [[Megan Schroeder]]'s influence — she was a big fan of ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' and other popular Japanese cartoons, and Chris was pursuing her especially fervently at the time. Practically speaking, this shift in style involved giving his characters huge, prismatic, saucer-like eyes, which make them look more [[Yawning Squirtle|stoned]] than animu, or "set-theoretic intersection" (∩) eyes. He also made use of creative elements that work in anime but not in a sequential comic, as well as tedious and unnecessary clichés common to anime.

Needless to say, despite the radical artwork style change in his comics, Chris still was cockblocked.

Since his relationship with Megan deteriorated (eventually [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|blowing up in his face]]), anime hasn't been so obvious an influence on Chris’s artwork. He still goes overboard with the giant saucer eyes from time to time, though.

==Anime Chris has ripped off==
{{main|Things Chris has ripped off#Anime}}
[[File:Sonichu - Episode 13, Page 27, Revision 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[SingStar Challenge Round 1|So pitiful, it's true.]] An example of Chris's anime-inspired artwork.]]
Like every other form of entertainment he enjoys, Chris views anime as a rich source of ideas that he can swipe and integrate into his own "original" works. Aside from the most obvious victims of his anti-creativity (like ''Pokémon''), these are some of the shows he’s abused.

* ''{{w|Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo}}'': The ''[[My Little Pony]]'' greeting card that Chris gave to [[Mimms]] mashed this series up with ''Naruto''.
* ''{{w|New Cutey Honey|Cutey Honey}}'': Chris quotes, almost word for word, Cutey Honey's transformation speech in [[Sonichu 5]]. It should be clear [[Chris and sex|why he even knows about Cutey Honey]].
* ''[[Dragon Ball]]'': Chris's infamous [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack is directly lifted from a similar attack from lead character Goku. Chris's [[Colossal Chan]] transformation from ''Sonichu #10'' is also based on the Super Saiyan 4 transformation featured in the ''{{w|Dragon Ball GT}}'' series.
* ''[[Excel Saga]]'': Consciously and otherwise, Chris has lifted (and butchered) dozens of jokes from this series. Chris also briefly attempted to copy a [[Red String of Fate|dating "strategy"]] from the series.
* ''{{w|Fullmetal Alchemist}}'': One of Chris's My Little Ponies is based off of main character Edward Elric.
* ''{{w|Inuyasha}}'': The entrapment of [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] rips off the similar entrapment of ''Inuyasha'''s title character.
* ''[[Jiggliami|Macross Frontier]]'': Blanca traced her illustration of Jiggliami over a character from this series, and Chris unthinkingly traced over her tracing.
* ''[[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance|Pretty Cure]]'': Chris's wonder-twin team-up with his sister [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|Crystal]] in [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_8:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Off-Target_Part_2.22|Sub-Episode 8]] lifts from this popular magical-girl series, one of Megan's favorites.
* ''[[Sailor Moon]]'': Chris ripped [[Sailor Megtune]] from here, obviously, among many other things.
* ''[[Samurai Pizza Bots|Samurai Pizza Cats]]'': In a spectacular display of unoriginality, even by Chris's standards, he swiped this title to give to CWCville's platoon of robot defenders. Apparently they deliver pizza in their off hours.
* ''{{w|Serial Experiments Lain}}'': Lainchu, a character that Chris created for the [[Watchmen]], was named after the main character, Lain Iwakura.
* ''[[Simonla Rosechu|Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]'': Simonchu and [[Simonla Rosechu]] were inspired by this series, although Chris probably doesn't realize that.
* ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'': Chris has made many fanmade ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards depicting himself and his creations. In [[Sonichu 5|Sonichu #5]], Chris would depict [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'s husband-to-be, William Spicer, as a character from the cards.
* ''{{w|YuYu Hakusho}}'': Chris's Zap Cannon attack in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] bears an uncanny resemblance to the protagonist's Reigan attack.

==''The End of Evangelion''==
[[File:The End of CWC by lilbootywipe.jpeg|thumb|right|500px|Art made by [https://lilbootywipe.newgrounds.com/ lilbooty wipe]]]

[[Ivy]] got Chris to see ''{{w|The End of Evangelion}}'', a movie that serves as the finale to the anime series ''{{w|Neon Genesis Evangelion}}'', as inspiration for finishing [[Sonichu 9]].<ref>[[PVCC]] post by Ivy's friend: Notable Favorite Parts of End of Eva 1. Misato/Kaji sex scene(Where you only saw feet) Reason: It made him feel that he was a big man and that he was watching no Kid's Cartoon. 2. The Rei Angels that were Kawaii Reason: Kawaii~ 3. The internal Struggles of 1 boy Reason: unknown Theory: Probably sees himself as Shinji being constantly trolled by Auska, ect. What is Chris' Summary of End of Eva: An generic tale of a boy's struggle for acceptance...a lot like him. What Chris thought he saw: Symbolisms(IN MY EVA?) What Christ didn't like about Eva 1. Everyone turns to orange tang juice Reason: Unknown, Chris fears Death? Everyone at least got to see their lover before they died(even if the love was 1 sided). But that would require chris to understand it. 2.Rei angels getting turned on by stabbing themselves. Reason: Unknown. 3. The Doom and Gloom end Reason: Cause Chris don't like the bad news. 4.Auska freaking out(I don't wanna die) Reason: Draw your own thesis. Chris has made no mention of Shinji fapping to to the comatose auska. Why? we don't know. Final Question. Did Chris even understand what he even saw? Answer: We're guessing no.</ref><ref name="Ivy">[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

Chris's summary: A generic tale of [[Tomgirl Pictures|a boy's struggle for acceptance]]... [[Chris and his ego|a lot like him]]. Chris apparently didn't see any symbolism in the film (yes, in a franchise infamous for its usage of it), or if he did [[Honor roll|he's too stupid to see what it symbolized]].

Chris's favorite parts:
* The Misato and Kaji sex scene (where you saw only feet), because it made him feel that he was a big boy and that he was watching a no-kids cartoon.
* The Rei Angels that were kawaii and had boobs.
* The internal struggles of Shinji.

Chris didn't like:
* Asuka freaking out.
* Everyone turning into [[Fanta|orange tang juice]].
* Rei Angels [[Un-clit 2.0|getting turned on by stabbing themselves]].
* Rei melting everywhere.
* The unhappy ending, because as we all know, he can't stand anything that's even [[Chris and stress|remotely depressing]].

Chris was familiar with ''Evangelion'' prior to watching the movie at Ivy's behest, "but not really a heavy watcher".<ref name="Ivy"/> Despite this, Chris owns a [http://myfigurecollection.net/item/83641 soap dish in the shape of the character Rei Ayanami], as [[:File:AMA3.jpg|pictured in his hotel at Anime-Mid Atlantic]] in 2005. It's likely that Chris saw this item at the convention, didn't even register the figure as an ''Evangelion'' character, and bought it because he thought a soap dish with a "hot anime chick" on it would make for a [[Mass debating|fun novelty item]].

''The End of Evangelion'' is known for its usage of the song "Komm, süsser Tod" ("Come, sweet death"), performed by Arianne Schreiber, which is played during its apocalyptic climax. This song has been used by Christorians and other [[4-cent_garbage.com|certain followers]] as a theme song for the end of Christory, especially after [[Affair with Mother|the incest situation]] became public.

==See also==
*[[Anime Wings]]
*[[Anime Mid-Atlantic]]
*[[Adult Swim]]
*[[Japanophilia]]
*''[[Shojo Beat]]''

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = My Name is Christine Weston Chandler (Kira)
| ytid = EtNMUXDDO3M
| stardate =15 [[November 2019]]
| maker = Greystar2426
| subject = Anime
| type = Animation
| info =Parody of a [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-name-is-yoshikage-kira famous monologue] from ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure''
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name =Chris Chan : The Anime Series : OP #1 Kimetsu no Yaiba / 鬼滅之刃 - Gurenge / 紅蓮華 (LiSA) (Cristina Vee)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kz2hr4uilzI}}
| stardate = 3 [[October 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Anime
| type = Animation
| info = "If [[Wikipedia:Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba|''Demon Slayer'']] starred Chris Chan instead of Tanjiro Kamado, this would be the opening for the show! This focuses on the Classic Era of Christian Weston Chandler, Creator of Sonichu and Mayor of Cwcville, before transitioning to Christine Weston Chandler. Some characters and events that are include are Manchester High School, Charlottesville Fashion Square, Piedmont Virgina Community College (PVCC), Rosechu, Angelo of Morioh, Godbear (Leonard Bearstein), Jerkops, Bob Chandler, Angelo Casper (who used to live under his house), Isabella Janke, Linkara, Barbara Chandler, Bubbles Rosechu, Punchy Sonichu, Angelica Rosechu, Crystal Weston Chandler (Chris Chan's Twin Sister), Pickle Dio, Liquid Chris, Clyde Cash, Surfside Tito, the man in the Pickle Suit, Jason Kendrick Howell, Adam Steakhouse, Jack Thaddeus, Mary Lee Walsh, Cakefarts, Patti the Dog, BlueSpike, Colossal Chan, the Sonichu Ball Crystals, CADD Chef, and even Sonic the Hedgehog himself! " }}

==Sources==
<references />

[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

May 2023

2023-06-10T18:12:31Z

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[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|Chris on 27 May]]

'''May''' was the fifth month of [[2023]] and the first month in which [[Chris]] has been seen in public since his [[Jail Saga|arrest]] in [[August 2021]].

Chris appears to be living in [[Richmond|Chesterfield County]], Virginia and keeping a low profile, although this has not stopped him from wearing his [[Sonichu medallion]] in public or from [[signature|signing his name]] as "J. Christ Chan Sonichu". It is speculated that he may be living in a group home.

At the beginning of the month, Chris's [[hair]] was its natural brown color, but at some point between 3 May and 27 May he dyed it bright blue.

==Notable events==
*'''1 May''' - Chris shops at a [[Walmart]] in Midlothian, VA. He is photographed, and the contents are posted online,<ref name=chase>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)]]</ref> marking his first public appearance in nearly two years.
*'''2 May''' - Chris is spotted playing a trading card game at Battlegrounds, a game store also in Midlothian, VA.<ref name=chase></ref>
*'''3 May''' - Chris is spotted outside a Donatos Pizza in [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County.<ref name=chase></ref>
*'''7 May''' - 14 Branchland Court is photographed, showing Chris's junk and a well-kept lawn, and an alleged sighting of Barb.<ref>[[Fan_visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]</ref>
*'''27 May''' - Chris is sighted at Earthbound Trading Co. by a cashier who takes photos of him and his signed receipt; he has taken to [[signature|signing his name]] as "J. Christ Chan Sonichu".<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Co.]]</ref> According to the cashier, this was the second time he or she rang him up at Earthbound; the first time was in late April or early May.
*'''29 May''' - Chris shops at Earthbound Trading Co. again.
*'''30 May''' - Chris is spotted playing Magic: The Gathering at [[Modern Table Top Gaming]].
{{timeline}}
{{References}}

April 2023

2023-06-10T18:11:49Z

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'''April''' was the fourth month of [[2023]]. Chris was released from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] at the end of [[March 2023|March]].

==Notable events==
*'''3 April''' - The Greene County Circuit Court issues a Release Order.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 3 April 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png]]</ref>
* '''7-9 April''' - Chris unfortunately misses out on yet another [[BABSCon]], an unofficial [[My Little Pony]] convention held in San Francisco,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230422181818/https://10times.com/babscon</ref> which he was unable to attend [[April 2022|last year]].
* '''26 April''' - A hearing scheduled for Midland Funding's garnishment case against Chris ending up being dismissed.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - 2023 Midland Funding, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-02).png]]</ref>

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

March 2023

2023-06-10T18:11:16Z

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[[File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png|thumb|Chris in March.]]
'''March''' was the third month of [[2023]]. It saw a case review and another continuance. Chris was released from the [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] late in the month.

==Notable events==
*'''7 March''' - [[Chris]]'s [[incest case]] was up for review at 9:30 a.m. and ended in a continuance.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 7 March 2023.png]]</ref>
*'''10 March'''
** Midland Funding files its second garnishment case against Chris for unpaid [[debt]]; the hearing is set for 26 [[April 2023]].<ref>[[:File:Court Record - 2023 Midland Funding, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-02).png]]</ref>
** [[Praetor]] adds an listing called "The Secret Listing" to their [[Etsy]] page for $40.00 apiece. The item is said to feature an "authentic Chandler autograph".<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/1414947692/the-secret-listing?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref>
*'''11 March''' - [[Kiwi Farms]] user themarchivist2 [[March 2023 Praetor Interview|has an exchange]] with Praetor over Gmail. Praetor claims that the secret Etsy items are [[taser|tasers]] signed by Chris. Praetor also discusses Chris's current condition.<ref>[[:File:Praetor interview - 11 March 2023.png]]</ref>
*'''27 March''' - Chris is reported by VineLink to be out of custody and a new mugshot is provided. At 10:04 AM, VineLink reports that Chris is "bonded out" of custody;<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> at 1:49 PM, VineLink revises this to report that Chris was "Released by Court Order".<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref>
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

June 2023

2023-06-10T17:23:07Z

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{{Ongoing}}
[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|thumb|Chris on 7 June]]
'''June''' is the sixth month of [[2023]], and the second month in which [[Chris]] has been [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|sighted in public]] since his [[Jail Saga|arrest]].

==Notable events==
*'''7 June''' - Chris is [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Williamsburg_Premium_Outlets|sighted]] for the first time in June, buying [[Chris and nutrition|ice cream]] with two unknown women.
*'''27 June''' - The two-year anniversary of the beginning of [[Chris]]' [[Affair with Mother|affair with]] [[Barb|his own mother]].

{{timeline}}

2022

2023-02-24T20:26:13Z

Carrion: /* February */

'''2022''' was the fifteenth year since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Chris's activity during this year was rather scarce, due to his [[Jail Saga|arrest]] and upcoming court proceedings on [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charges, and the eventual sealing of his case due to relentless pestering from the [[Unholy Tetrad]]. Chris spent the entirety of 2022 in jail, marking a full year of him being incarcerated. He released some [[Praetor Jail Art|jail drawings]].

Chris spent his [[February 2022|40th birthday]] in jail and missed out on [[BABSCon]] in [[April 2022|April]]. In July, Chris's case was to be sent to a Grand Jury as the charge was upgraded to a felony.

==January==
[[File:JailLetter19Jan2022Env.jpg|thumb|Letter sent in 19 January 2022]]
{{main|January 2022}}
Chris sent a few letters to [[Kengle]] and other fans. He also made some phone calls, including warning the world about global warming and asking for money to be given to [[Barb]].

==February==
{{main|February 2022}}
Chris's hearing was scheduled for 3 February,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Incest Case November '21 Continuance]]</ref> but was pushed back by a third continuance, again, for unknown reasons.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Incest Case February '22 Continuance]]</ref> Chris [[birthday|turned 40]]. The month ended with Chris being transferred<ref>[[:File:Transfer.jpg]]</ref> to [[Western State Hospital]] due to being incompetent to stand trial.

==March==
{{main|March 2022}}
[[File:NewWesternStateHospital.jpg|thumb|[[Western State Hospital]]: Chris' residence from 28 February to 3 May, 2022.]]
March 2022 was one of the quietest months of Christory in over a decade. For the entire month, absolutely nothing was heard from Chris, due to his transfer. The closest thing to actual news was a returned letter from Spamton,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Spamton G. Spamton)#Return to Sender]]</ref> which revealed that no future letters sent to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|jail]] would be forwarded to Chris. However, some [[Jail Letter - Prayer to Spamton|holdover]] [[Jail Letter - Prayer to Bazaar|letters]] from January did arrive near the beginning of the month, and The Gamer From Mars' documentary [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]] premiered its first two episodes.

==April==
{{main|April 2022}}
BABSCon finally took place after a two-year-long delay from the ongoing pandemic; Chris could not attend, as he was incommunicado in [[Western State Hospital]].

==May==
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|Chris in May, as well as the only photo of Chris released in 2022.]]
{{main|May 2022}}
Chris was sent back to [[CVRJ]] on 3 May with a new mugshot taken upon his return, where he's seen looking somewhat shaken by his experience during the transfer.

==June==
[[File:JailArt18.jpg|thumb|left|Art from June 2022, depicting "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu as the Sun of Righteousness"]]
{{main|June 2022}}
Chris drew [[Praetor Jail Art|several drawings]] and sent some letters.

==July==
[[File:July 22, 2022 CWC Envelope.jpg|thumb|Letter sent in July 2022]]
{{main|July 2022}}
On 28 July, a hearing on the incest charge took place, and it was decided to present the case to a Grand Jury, implying the charge is being prosecuted as a felony. This occurred only one day away from the first year anniversary of the [[Incest Call]] leak and four days from [[Jail Saga#Arrest|his arrest]].

==August==
{{main|August 2022}}
[[File:Jailart8-29-3.jpg|thumb|left|August 2022 art depicting "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Vs. Shattered Glass Christ Chan Sonichu"]]
Chris's case was scheduled to be heard by a Grand Jury on 8 August for a potential felony incest charge. A continuance occurred for a motion hearing on 9 August regarding an autism disorder deferred disposition. Further, court records were sealed. Chris would remain in jail throughout the month, releasing more jail art toward the end of August but otherwise being strangely silent. Also, an incident involving {{w|Keffals}} lead to Kiwi Farms being temporarily taken down from the internet, and the [[CWCki]] went down as well due to sharing the same host, [[1776 Hosting]], at the time.

==September==
{{main|September 2022}}
[[File:JailArt9-13-22.jpeg|thumb|Art from September 2022, "The Fall of the Toxic Online Cesspool": Chris prematurely celebrates the fall of [[Kiwi Farms]].]]
Nothing happened this month, as Chris suddenly stopped sending letters and the CWCki was down throughout. Chris drew some artworks.

==October==
{{main|October 2022}}
[[File:Jeff the Thriller 14 Branchland Court photo1.jpg|thumb|left|14BC in October 2022.]]
New pictures and footage of [[14 Branchland Court]] emerge. This month also saw the return of the [[CWCki]] after a while of downtime, now on a new host.

==November==
{{main|November 2022}}
[[File:JailArt11-12-22Akashic2.jpg|thumb|Art from November 2022: "I'm running throughout the Akashic Records with the Infinite Information on EVERYTHING in ALL local and multiversal and multidimensional existence. [[Pinkie Pie]] frequents the [[Akashic Records]]. Look for All the Easter Eggs on the various media flying about, including Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin being left behind."]]
3 November was the 15-year anniversary of Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page.

==December==
{{main|December 2022}}
Much like September, nothing happened this month aside from a handful of Jail Arts being released on Etsy.<ref name=praetorart>[[Praetor Jail Art]]</ref>

{{references}}

{{timeline}}

2022

2023-02-24T20:22:37Z

Carrion: /* February */

'''2022''' was the fifteenth year since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Chris's activity during this year was rather scarce, due to his [[Jail Saga|arrest]] and upcoming court proceedings on [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charges, and the eventual sealing of his case due to relentless pestering from the [[Unholy Tetrad]]. Chris spent the entirety of 2022 in jail, marking a full year of him being incarcerated. He released some [[Praetor Jail Art|jail drawings]].

Chris spent his [[February 2022|40th birthday]] in jail and missed out on [[BABSCon]] in [[April 2022|April]]. In July, Chris's case was to be sent to a Grand Jury as the charge was upgraded to a felony.

==January==
[[File:JailLetter19Jan2022Env.jpg|thumb|Letter sent in 19 January 2022]]
{{main|January 2022}}
Chris sent a few letters to [[Kengle]] and other fans. He also made some phone calls, including warning the world about global warming and asking for money to be given to [[Barb]].

==February==
{{main|February 2022}}
Chris's hearing was scheduled for 3 February,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Incest Case November '21 Continuance]]</ref> but was pushed back by a third continuance, again, for unknown reasons.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Incest Case February '22 Continuance]]</ref> Chris [[birthday|turned 40]] all by his lonesome. The month ended with Chris being transferred<ref>[[:File:Transfer.jpg]]</ref> to [[Western State Hospital]] due to being incompetent to stand trial.

==March==
{{main|March 2022}}
[[File:NewWesternStateHospital.jpg|thumb|[[Western State Hospital]]: Chris' residence from 28 February to 3 May, 2022.]]
March 2022 was one of the quietest months of Christory in over a decade. For the entire month, absolutely nothing was heard from Chris, due to his transfer. The closest thing to actual news was a returned letter from Spamton,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Spamton G. Spamton)#Return to Sender]]</ref> which revealed that no future letters sent to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|jail]] would be forwarded to Chris. However, some [[Jail Letter - Prayer to Spamton|holdover]] [[Jail Letter - Prayer to Bazaar|letters]] from January did arrive near the beginning of the month, and The Gamer From Mars' documentary [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]] premiered its first two episodes.

==April==
{{main|April 2022}}
BABSCon finally took place after a two-year-long delay from the ongoing pandemic; Chris could not attend, as he was incommunicado in [[Western State Hospital]].

==May==
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|Chris in May, as well as the only photo of Chris released in 2022.]]
{{main|May 2022}}
Chris was sent back to [[CVRJ]] on 3 May with a new mugshot taken upon his return, where he's seen looking somewhat shaken by his experience during the transfer.

==June==
[[File:JailArt18.jpg|thumb|left|Art from June 2022, depicting "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu as the Sun of Righteousness"]]
{{main|June 2022}}
Chris drew [[Praetor Jail Art|several drawings]] and sent some letters.

==July==
[[File:July 22, 2022 CWC Envelope.jpg|thumb|Letter sent in July 2022]]
{{main|July 2022}}
On 28 July, a hearing on the incest charge took place, and it was decided to present the case to a Grand Jury, implying the charge is being prosecuted as a felony. This occurred only one day away from the first year anniversary of the [[Incest Call]] leak and four days from [[Jail Saga#Arrest|his arrest]].

==August==
{{main|August 2022}}
[[File:Jailart8-29-3.jpg|thumb|left|August 2022 art depicting "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Vs. Shattered Glass Christ Chan Sonichu"]]
Chris's case was scheduled to be heard by a Grand Jury on 8 August for a potential felony incest charge. A continuance occurred for a motion hearing on 9 August regarding an autism disorder deferred disposition. Further, court records were sealed. Chris would remain in jail throughout the month, releasing more jail art toward the end of August but otherwise being strangely silent. Also, an incident involving {{w|Keffals}} lead to Kiwi Farms being temporarily taken down from the internet, and the [[CWCki]] went down as well due to sharing the same host, [[1776 Hosting]], at the time.

==September==
{{main|September 2022}}
[[File:JailArt9-13-22.jpeg|thumb|Art from September 2022, "The Fall of the Toxic Online Cesspool": Chris prematurely celebrates the fall of [[Kiwi Farms]].]]
Nothing happened this month, as Chris suddenly stopped sending letters and the CWCki was down throughout. Chris drew some artworks.

==October==
{{main|October 2022}}
[[File:Jeff the Thriller 14 Branchland Court photo1.jpg|thumb|left|14BC in October 2022.]]
New pictures and footage of [[14 Branchland Court]] emerge. This month also saw the return of the [[CWCki]] after a while of downtime, now on a new host.

==November==
{{main|November 2022}}
[[File:JailArt11-12-22Akashic2.jpg|thumb|Art from November 2022: "I'm running throughout the Akashic Records with the Infinite Information on EVERYTHING in ALL local and multiversal and multidimensional existence. [[Pinkie Pie]] frequents the [[Akashic Records]]. Look for All the Easter Eggs on the various media flying about, including Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin being left behind."]]
3 November was the 15-year anniversary of Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page.

==December==
{{main|December 2022}}
Much like September, nothing happened this month aside from a handful of Jail Arts being released on Etsy.<ref name=praetorart>[[Praetor Jail Art]]</ref>

{{references}}

{{timeline}}

December 2023

2023-02-24T20:15:29Z

Carrion:

{{Orphaned}}
'''December''' will be the final month of [[2023]].

==Notable events==
* '''25 December''' - [[C-Mas]]: the sealing of the case makes it unclear where [[Chris]] will be spending it.<ref>[[:File:HeilbergStatement.png]]</ref>

{{timeline}}

November 2023

2023-02-24T20:14:01Z

Carrion:

{{Orphaned}}
'''November''' will be the eleventh month of [[2023]].

==Notable events==
*'''7 November''' - [[Chris and politics|Elections in Virginia]] for the House of Delegates and state senate. [[Rob Bell]] will run for re-election. Chris may be disqualified as a felon by this point.

{{timeline}}

September 2023

2023-02-24T20:13:03Z

Carrion:

{{Orphaned}}
'''September''' will be the ninth month of [[2023]].

==Notable events==
*'''6 September''' - The twelfth commemoration of [[Bob]]'s passing.
{{timeline}}

August 2023

2023-02-24T20:12:13Z

Carrion:

'''August''' will be the eighth month of [[2023]].
==Notable events==
*'''1 August''' - Chris will mark [[Jail Saga#Arrest|two years behind bars]], assuming he hasn't escaped or died in the meantime.
*'''8 August''' - Chris's review is scheduled for this date, following his deferred disposition.

{{timeline}}

April 2023

2023-02-24T20:10:05Z

Carrion:

{{Orphaned}}
'''April''' will be the fourth month of [[2023]].

==Notable events==
* '''7-9 April''' - Chris will unfortunately miss out on yet another [[BABSCon]], an unofficial [[My Little Pony]] convention held in San Francisco,<ref>https://10times.com/babscon</ref> which he was unable to attend [[April 2022|last year]].

{{timeline}}

March 2023

2023-02-24T20:08:29Z

Carrion:

'''March''' will be the third month of [[2023]].

==Notable events==
*'''7 March''' - [[Chris]]'s [[incest case]] is up for review at 9:30 a.m.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 13 February 2023.png]]</ref>

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

September 2023

2023-02-24T20:06:58Z

Carrion:

{{Orphaned}}
'''September [[2023]]'''.

==Notable events==
*'''6 September''' - The twelfth commemoration of [[Bob]]'s passing.
{{timeline}}

September 2023

2023-02-24T20:05:45Z

Carrion:

{{Orphaned}}
'''September [[2023]]'''.

==Notable events==
*'''6 September''' - The twelfth commemoration of [[Bob]]'s passing.
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

September 2023

2023-02-24T20:01:43Z

Carrion:

{{Orphaned}}
'''September [[2023]]'''.

==Notable events==
*'''6 September''' - The twelfth commemoration of [[Bob]]'s passing.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html Bob's date of death]</ref>
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

September 2023

2023-02-24T20:00:10Z

Carrion:

September 2023

2023-02-24T19:56:42Z

Carrion:

{{Orphaned}}
'''September [[2023]]'''.

==Notable events==
*'''6 September''' - The twelfth commemoration of [[Bob]]'s passing.
{{timeline}}

Chris's birthday

2023-02-24T19:43:17Z

Carrion: /* 2023, 41st birthday */

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|[[Homos|Chris blows.]]]]

{{quote|Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, on being nearly 30.<ref name="lovedayvid">[[Christian Love Day (video)]]</ref>}}
[[File:175-SchuBday.jpg|thumb|Best wishes from Sonichu.]]

'''[[Chris]]'s birthday''', 24 February, also known as '''[[Christian Love Day]]''', is a significant date in his life, for [[Chris and his Ego|obvious reasons]]. However, the bizarre inconsistency of how he celebrates (from some new [[vidya]], to [[Examples of Chris's Ego#Christian Love Day|wanting his birthday to be a national holiday]]) warrants some inspection. [[CWCville|Coincidentally]], it was also the day the [[Nazis|Nazi Party]] was founded way back in [[Pre-1980#1920s|1920]],<ref>{{w|Nazi Party|Nazi Party - Wikipedia}}</ref> and when the Russian Government launched their [[Wikipedia: 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine|war]] on Ukraine.

==Notable birthdays==

[[Image:0481-CWC18th12.jpg|thumb|Chris's best birthday EVER!]]

===1999, 17th birthday===
Chris received a Pro 200<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx4Zn5u4NQA| Commercial for the Pro 200 console.]</ref> handheld game console, and was photographed looking visibly disappointed while holding it. Interestingly, it's one of the few times where he would have been pretty justified in being so; given the console in question only had about fifteen simplistic games (in the advertising, they counted each difficulty level as an individual game), most of said games were ''Tetris'' rip-offs (and based around the same tall, thin playing field when they weren't), and it had a tiny, crappy monochrome screen and ear-grating sound. It's more than likely that [[Borb|his parents]] were suckered into buying it based on [[Chris and television|its TV advertisement making it look a lot better than it was]], and infamously promising that they would "never have to buy expensive cartridges again" on top of the cheap price for doing so. We all know [[List of Chris's video games|how well ''that'' worked out]].

He also drew "[[:File:086-BionicFlag.jpg|Bionic Over Autism]]", which would later be included in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], and created [[Espanolic]], which would later be seen on his [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD cover project]] for school.

===2000, 18th birthday===
While [[Trolls|most people]] would've celebrated by partying hard, doing [[Sex|something special]], or just acknowledging that they have grown into legal adults, Chris got a [[Video games|Sega Dreamcast]]. While he did have something of a party, it was very much the kind thrown for small children, composed of thrown-together decor, last-minute gifts, and some [[Friend zone|platonic]] [[gal-pals]] as guests. No [[Mia Hamm|strip club]]s, no [[Alcohol|booze]], no [[tobacky]], just ''Kenan & Kel'' and cake. Interestingly, this was allegedly Chris's best birthday ever.

Speaking of ''Kenan & Kel'', it is worth mentioning that its parent series ''All That'' featured a ''Vital Information for Your Everyday Life'' sketch that had some very, very eerie foreshadowing:

{{Quote|If you're a girl and your bra is too tight, you're uncomfortable. If you're a ''boy'' and [[Muscle bra|your bra]] is too tight, I'M uncomfortable.|Lori Beth Denberg}}

The great importance of this event apparently warranted recording as a story, "[[My big 18th party]]".

Years later, when asked by [[Kacey]] what did he do with his high school friends, Chris could not recall meeting them outside of school at any instance other than his 18th birthday.<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref> Likewise, a former Manchester High alumna who attended this birthday cannot recall any other instance in which she and the rest of Chris's high school friends ever hung out with him outside of school.<ref name>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking]]</ref> Chris has stated if he were to give advice to a younger version of himself, he would tell 18 year old Chris that the gal pals he was with were hired by Bob and that he deserves better friends than the gal pals.

===2003, 21st birthday===
[[Image:0603-CWC21Note.jpg|thumb|And now the worst...]]

If the above birthday was Chris's best, then this one was probably his worst. No friends, no new [[video games]], and no [[sweetheart]]. The only present Chris received was his professor kicking him out of his [[PVCC|college]] [[Chris and English|English]] class. All wasn't lost, however, as this event was the catalyst that began the [[Love Quest]], Chris's enduring search for someone that will [[Barbara Chandler|put up with his crying and pamper him for eternity]].

===2005, 23rd birthday===
Chris documented this birthday in an issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash#Chris's 23rd Birthday|Sonichu's News Dash]]''. It took place at the mall and was attended by his parents, as well as "a couple of his new-found gal-pals, who all already have Boyfriends, or are otherwise undatable, due to her religion". He was treated like a child, and loved every second of it.

The gal-pal who is "undatable, due to her religion" is most likely [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]. Chris has met her prior to his 23rd birthday,<ref>As can be inferred from the fact that [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]] was published on 5 [[2005#February|February 2005]], prior to Chris's birthday.</ref> and he likewise describes Mormons like Anna as undatable.<ref>[[MySpace messages#Jalena]]</ref>

===2007, 25th birthday===
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris's 25th birthday and [[DVD]] launch party.]]
To celebrate this milestone, Chris recorded an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|IMPORTANT MESSAGE]], inspiring girls, boys, and dudes of all teenages with the many lessons he has learned from his quarter-century of experience.

===2008, 26th birthday===
It's unknown what Chris did for his birthday on 24 February [[2008]], although a week later [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] wrote to him saying ''"Yeah that [[internet]] thing is getting very much out of hand and would like to ask if you could please take down or remove anything that has to do with me from any of your websites. I don't want to appear on those sites as well."'' A while later she discovered that Chris [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|drew and posted porn of her]]. Chaos ensued.

===2009, 27th birthday===
Chris's 27th birthday coincided with Fat Tuesday as well as the burial of his late [[Aunt Corrina]] in [[Chris's homes#Family in Red Oak|Red Oak]]. Undoubtedly, this cast a shadow on the festivities. In true Chris fashion, he bitched and complained about not being able to [[Obesity|stuff his greedy gullet full of pancakes]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church in Charlottesville]] instead of [[Chris and death|mourning]] the loss of his aunt. He would later go on to complain in [[Mumble 9]] about how Aunt Corrina ruined his special day by selfishly dying. He did receive some birthday money, which he used to fund his [[Ohio trip]] two days later.

===2010, 28th birthday===
Chris's 28th birthday is shrouded in mystery. Other than his [[ego|obsessive desire]] to see his birthday made a holiday, next to nothing is known about how it was spent. What we do know is that he ingested a [[Semen|mysterious substance]] and was [[Magical Man Potion|visited]] by another [[Jerk|male]] guest. [[Alec Benson Leary]] also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|called in and congratulated him]], being the all-around nice guy that he is. Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010#Hey, Vivian — 11 February|had been saving $100]] to pay for a prostitute as a birthday present for himself, but he ultimately abandoned that idea after [[The Wallflower]] became his friend and he assumed he would be allowed to have sex with her for free.

===2011, 29th birthday===
The events were unknown due to his hiatus from the [[Internet]], but somewhere around this time is when Chris began to [[Tomgirl Pictures|embrace his feminine side]].

* '''''Sonichu'' Canon:''' Coincidentally (or not), the homo vaccine in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] is distributed into the world's water supply on this day.

===2012, 30th birthday===
[[File:30_year_old_virgin.png|thumb|A must-see!]]
Chris entered his fourth decade in [[2012]]. The [[28 October 2011]] crimes still cast a shadow. Being the affluent [[Sony]] fanboy that he is, Chris bought himself a [[PlayStation Vita]] and a copy of ''Asphalt Injection'' (a critically-panned racing title that is the worst-reviewed title in the ''Asphalt'' franchise).

Leaked [[Facebook statuses]] revealed that Chris was not looking forward to this birthday. On 30 January, he expressed his frustrations about soon becoming a 30-year-old virgin, and a little more than a week later Chris announced on 11 February that he had no plans for his birthday.

===2013, 31st birthday===
[[Trolling]] was on Chris's mind on this birthday: he watched the slasher film about trolls ''{{w|Smiley (2012 film)|Smiley}}'' two days before, and the day after his birthday he called out [[My Little Pony|Tara Strong]] for "promoting trolling".

===2014, 32nd birthday===
Chris and his mother were staying in their [[Rental House|temporary house]] while [[14 Branchland Court|his home]] was undergoing repairs after its [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fiery destruction]]. Chris was recovering from bronchitis. It was a quiet birthday. He worked on his [[LEGO]] [[high school]], watched the ''Back to the Future'' movies, and got some free ice cream at IHOP.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Birthday]]</ref>

===2015, 33rd birthday===
Chris took to [[Facebook]], asking for a "very much required" $300 Lego set, along with ''two'' $70 Bikini Bottom sets – because he wants to make use of one piece from each set. His given motive is that he "may reconsider [his] feelings upon the lot of you" (note that the condition is that he ''may'' reconsider his feelings – [[Chris and negotiation|it's not guaranteed]], but you'll have to send him $400 in Lego blocks to find out). Unsurprisingly, Chris did not receive the gifts he asked for.

===2016, 34th birthday===
After months of living on the profits from his overpriced art and excessive donations from remorseful trolls, much like the year before, Chris's 34th birthday ended up being marked by lavish demands on his part. [[2016|This year]], he made an "[[Chris and negotiation|offer]]" to his fanbase: if they sent him a [[PS4]] bundle of his choosing for his birthday, he would in turn give them a $500 discount on his wide selection of shit on [[Etsy]]. Whether Chris even ''has'' $500 worth of merchandise that anyone would want to buy, or whether they would receive their purchases in a timely manner, is an exercise left to the reader.

Needless to say, February 24 came and went, with no PS4 forthcoming. The following day, Chris caught some Christorians off-guard by revealing ([[Update: 2/25/16|in the most lulzy fashion]]) that he had seriously expected strangers on the internet to fork out hundreds of dollars for the birthday <s>boy</s> [[Tomgirl|girl]]. Not only that, but [[Weens|some]] had even chosen instead to taunt him by sending him unactivated gift cards and used lottery tickets. And what happened then? Well, in [[CWCville]] they say – that the Mayor's massive [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] shrank three sizes that day.

Chris eventually purchased his own PS4 when nobody took him up on his "generous offer", but nonetheless pretended that he'd received it as a gift from an employee of the company he bought it from, in an apparent attempt to troll the trolls and/or rewrite history so he can continue believing that he has a massive <s>[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (comics)|terrorist]] [[Chaotic Combo|organization]]</s> fanbase who love him and would do ''anything'' for him, even if it breaks the law. And sure enough, he's tried to use them for just that, inciting them to [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|commit acts of vandalism and even violence]].

Ultimately, many found it simultaneously funny and sad that Chris had to make up his own [[white knight]].

===2017, 35th birthday===
Turning 35 seemed to awaken a nostalgic mood in Chris; he [[A_browsing_around_an_ol%27_playground|visited an old playground]], talked about [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[high school]], and looked up [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] on Facebook in the preceding weeks. The day after, Facebook showed him a video of Facebook friends wishing him a happy birthday.<ref>[[February_2017_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>

===2018, 36th birthday===
Not much happened this year, only that Chris commented about Christian Love Day on his Twitter and Facebook.

===2019, 37th birthday===
Chris tweeted a picture of his cake and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] sang "Happy Birthday" to him.

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===2020, 38th birthday===
Chris requested on Twitter that one of his enablers buy him ''Pokémon Shield''. He later asked for "something well-crafted; magic/healing stones" or just cold, hard cash.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts]]</ref>

On the day, he [[Tweeted]] a [[Spanish]] birthday message and an image of him and orbiters forming a heart:
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===2021, 39th birthday===
Chris, [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as Sonichu, made a simultaneous [[February 2021 social media posts#Chris's birthday and Sonic World|post]] on Twitter and Instagram wishing himself a happy birthday. He also shared some gameplay of his Sonichu mod for [[Sonic World]].

===2022, 40th birthday===
Chris spent his first birthday away from home at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], continuing to await his trial for [[Affair with Mother|incest]].

===2023, 41st birthday===
Chris spent yet another birthday in jail.

==Birthday Gallery: Witness the Evolution==
<center><gallery>
Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|Age 5.
Image:0092-Christians14th.jpg|Age 14.
Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|Age 17.
Image:0491-CWC18th23.jpg|Age 18.
Image:0583-CWC19-2.jpg|Age 19.
Image:0599-CWC20-4.jpg|Age 20.
Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|Age 21.
Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|Age 22.
Image:0694-AnnaBD8.JPG|Age 23.
Image:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg|Age 24.
Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|Age 25.
Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|Age 26.
File:Chris27a.PNG|Age 27.<ref>[[Ode to Julie]]</ref>
File:Chris27.PNG|Age 28.<ref name="lovedayvid"/>
File:TG9.jpg|Age 29.
File:Christran1.jpg|Age 30.
File:Chris march2013.jpg|Age 31.
File:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|Age 32.
File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|Age 33.
File:CWC34.png|Age 34.
File:Cwcfeb17.jpg|Age 35.
File:CWC holding Prequel fancomic.jpg|Age 36.
ChrisTwitterProfileFeb2019.jpg|Age 37.
Feb220.jpg|Age 38.
February14ValentinesDay.jpg|Age 39.
File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|Age 40.
File:Traineealex sketch.png|Age 41.
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=="Christian Love Day"==
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|The Christian Love Day Declaration (which is totally TRUE and HONEST, and not a [[things Chris has ripped off|rip-off]] at all).]]
Many people see their birthday as a day of personal relevance. Chris, on the other hand, thinks everyone across the globe should be [[Chris and his Ego|focused on him too]]. First seen in the [[CWC Blog]], "Christian Love Day" is apparently a second Valentine's Day, but celebrated exclusively by STRAIGHT folk. In the [[Mailbag]], he clarified he "feels like" it should be a nationally recognized holiday, merely because [[Chris and reality|he wills it]] and it's also Mexican Flag Day. However, Chris provides no details on how to celebrate, nor does he put any effort into garnering publicity beyond [[Christian Love Day (video)|one lone video]].

In [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], the holiday gains slightly more credence, along with some disturbing moral stipulations. It is on this day that the homo vaccine "cures" the homosexual population of the Earth, driving the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] up to critical levels. It seems to be that this fictional event is the real reason Chris wants to commemorate his birthday as a holiday (well, that and [[Chris and his Ego|ego]]). Chris either thinks his comic is so widely known that the date of its denouement would be nationally recognized, or he [[Chris and reality|has a skewed perception of the lines between fiction and reality]].

==References==
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{{Year}}
[[Category:Events]]

Chris's birthday

2023-02-24T19:42:35Z

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[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|[[Homos|Chris blows.]]]]

{{quote|Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, on being nearly 30.<ref name="lovedayvid">[[Christian Love Day (video)]]</ref>}}
[[File:175-SchuBday.jpg|thumb|Best wishes from Sonichu.]]

'''[[Chris]]'s birthday''', 24 February, also known as '''[[Christian Love Day]]''', is a significant date in his life, for [[Chris and his Ego|obvious reasons]]. However, the bizarre inconsistency of how he celebrates (from some new [[vidya]], to [[Examples of Chris's Ego#Christian Love Day|wanting his birthday to be a national holiday]]) warrants some inspection. [[CWCville|Coincidentally]], it was also the day the [[Nazis|Nazi Party]] was founded way back in [[Pre-1980#1920s|1920]],<ref>{{w|Nazi Party|Nazi Party - Wikipedia}}</ref> and when the Russian Government launched their [[Wikipedia: 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine|war]] on Ukraine.

==Notable birthdays==

[[Image:0481-CWC18th12.jpg|thumb|Chris's best birthday EVER!]]

===1999, 17th birthday===
Chris received a Pro 200<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx4Zn5u4NQA| Commercial for the Pro 200 console.]</ref> handheld game console, and was photographed looking visibly disappointed while holding it. Interestingly, it's one of the few times where he would have been pretty justified in being so; given the console in question only had about fifteen simplistic games (in the advertising, they counted each difficulty level as an individual game), most of said games were ''Tetris'' rip-offs (and based around the same tall, thin playing field when they weren't), and it had a tiny, crappy monochrome screen and ear-grating sound. It's more than likely that [[Borb|his parents]] were suckered into buying it based on [[Chris and television|its TV advertisement making it look a lot better than it was]], and infamously promising that they would "never have to buy expensive cartridges again" on top of the cheap price for doing so. We all know [[List of Chris's video games|how well ''that'' worked out]].

He also drew "[[:File:086-BionicFlag.jpg|Bionic Over Autism]]", which would later be included in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], and created [[Espanolic]], which would later be seen on his [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD cover project]] for school.

===2000, 18th birthday===
While [[Trolls|most people]] would've celebrated by partying hard, doing [[Sex|something special]], or just acknowledging that they have grown into legal adults, Chris got a [[Video games|Sega Dreamcast]]. While he did have something of a party, it was very much the kind thrown for small children, composed of thrown-together decor, last-minute gifts, and some [[Friend zone|platonic]] [[gal-pals]] as guests. No [[Mia Hamm|strip club]]s, no [[Alcohol|booze]], no [[tobacky]], just ''Kenan & Kel'' and cake. Interestingly, this was allegedly Chris's best birthday ever.

Speaking of ''Kenan & Kel'', it is worth mentioning that its parent series ''All That'' featured a ''Vital Information for Your Everyday Life'' sketch that had some very, very eerie foreshadowing:

{{Quote|If you're a girl and your bra is too tight, you're uncomfortable. If you're a ''boy'' and [[Muscle bra|your bra]] is too tight, I'M uncomfortable.|Lori Beth Denberg}}

The great importance of this event apparently warranted recording as a story, "[[My big 18th party]]".

Years later, when asked by [[Kacey]] what did he do with his high school friends, Chris could not recall meeting them outside of school at any instance other than his 18th birthday.<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref> Likewise, a former Manchester High alumna who attended this birthday cannot recall any other instance in which she and the rest of Chris's high school friends ever hung out with him outside of school.<ref name>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking]]</ref> Chris has stated if he were to give advice to a younger version of himself, he would tell 18 year old Chris that the gal pals he was with were hired by Bob and that he deserves better friends than the gal pals.

===2003, 21st birthday===
[[Image:0603-CWC21Note.jpg|thumb|And now the worst...]]

If the above birthday was Chris's best, then this one was probably his worst. No friends, no new [[video games]], and no [[sweetheart]]. The only present Chris received was his professor kicking him out of his [[PVCC|college]] [[Chris and English|English]] class. All wasn't lost, however, as this event was the catalyst that began the [[Love Quest]], Chris's enduring search for someone that will [[Barbara Chandler|put up with his crying and pamper him for eternity]].

===2005, 23rd birthday===
Chris documented this birthday in an issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash#Chris's 23rd Birthday|Sonichu's News Dash]]''. It took place at the mall and was attended by his parents, as well as "a couple of his new-found gal-pals, who all already have Boyfriends, or are otherwise undatable, due to her religion". He was treated like a child, and loved every second of it.

The gal-pal who is "undatable, due to her religion" is most likely [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]. Chris has met her prior to his 23rd birthday,<ref>As can be inferred from the fact that [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]] was published on 5 [[2005#February|February 2005]], prior to Chris's birthday.</ref> and he likewise describes Mormons like Anna as undatable.<ref>[[MySpace messages#Jalena]]</ref>

===2007, 25th birthday===
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris's 25th birthday and [[DVD]] launch party.]]
To celebrate this milestone, Chris recorded an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|IMPORTANT MESSAGE]], inspiring girls, boys, and dudes of all teenages with the many lessons he has learned from his quarter-century of experience.

===2008, 26th birthday===
It's unknown what Chris did for his birthday on 24 February [[2008]], although a week later [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] wrote to him saying ''"Yeah that [[internet]] thing is getting very much out of hand and would like to ask if you could please take down or remove anything that has to do with me from any of your websites. I don't want to appear on those sites as well."'' A while later she discovered that Chris [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|drew and posted porn of her]]. Chaos ensued.

===2009, 27th birthday===
Chris's 27th birthday coincided with Fat Tuesday as well as the burial of his late [[Aunt Corrina]] in [[Chris's homes#Family in Red Oak|Red Oak]]. Undoubtedly, this cast a shadow on the festivities. In true Chris fashion, he bitched and complained about not being able to [[Obesity|stuff his greedy gullet full of pancakes]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church in Charlottesville]] instead of [[Chris and death|mourning]] the loss of his aunt. He would later go on to complain in [[Mumble 9]] about how Aunt Corrina ruined his special day by selfishly dying. He did receive some birthday money, which he used to fund his [[Ohio trip]] two days later.

===2010, 28th birthday===
Chris's 28th birthday is shrouded in mystery. Other than his [[ego|obsessive desire]] to see his birthday made a holiday, next to nothing is known about how it was spent. What we do know is that he ingested a [[Semen|mysterious substance]] and was [[Magical Man Potion|visited]] by another [[Jerk|male]] guest. [[Alec Benson Leary]] also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|called in and congratulated him]], being the all-around nice guy that he is. Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010#Hey, Vivian — 11 February|had been saving $100]] to pay for a prostitute as a birthday present for himself, but he ultimately abandoned that idea after [[The Wallflower]] became his friend and he assumed he would be allowed to have sex with her for free.

===2011, 29th birthday===
The events were unknown due to his hiatus from the [[Internet]], but somewhere around this time is when Chris began to [[Tomgirl Pictures|embrace his feminine side]].

* '''''Sonichu'' Canon:''' Coincidentally (or not), the homo vaccine in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] is distributed into the world's water supply on this day.

===2012, 30th birthday===
[[File:30_year_old_virgin.png|thumb|A must-see!]]
Chris entered his fourth decade in [[2012]]. The [[28 October 2011]] crimes still cast a shadow. Being the affluent [[Sony]] fanboy that he is, Chris bought himself a [[PlayStation Vita]] and a copy of ''Asphalt Injection'' (a critically-panned racing title that is the worst-reviewed title in the ''Asphalt'' franchise).

Leaked [[Facebook statuses]] revealed that Chris was not looking forward to this birthday. On 30 January, he expressed his frustrations about soon becoming a 30-year-old virgin, and a little more than a week later Chris announced on 11 February that he had no plans for his birthday.

===2013, 31st birthday===
[[Trolling]] was on Chris's mind on this birthday: he watched the slasher film about trolls ''{{w|Smiley (2012 film)|Smiley}}'' two days before, and the day after his birthday he called out [[My Little Pony|Tara Strong]] for "promoting trolling".

===2014, 32nd birthday===
Chris and his mother were staying in their [[Rental House|temporary house]] while [[14 Branchland Court|his home]] was undergoing repairs after its [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fiery destruction]]. Chris was recovering from bronchitis. It was a quiet birthday. He worked on his [[LEGO]] [[high school]], watched the ''Back to the Future'' movies, and got some free ice cream at IHOP.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Birthday]]</ref>

===2015, 33rd birthday===
Chris took to [[Facebook]], asking for a "very much required" $300 Lego set, along with ''two'' $70 Bikini Bottom sets – because he wants to make use of one piece from each set. His given motive is that he "may reconsider [his] feelings upon the lot of you" (note that the condition is that he ''may'' reconsider his feelings – [[Chris and negotiation|it's not guaranteed]], but you'll have to send him $400 in Lego blocks to find out). Unsurprisingly, Chris did not receive the gifts he asked for.

===2016, 34th birthday===
After months of living on the profits from his overpriced art and excessive donations from remorseful trolls, much like the year before, Chris's 34th birthday ended up being marked by lavish demands on his part. [[2016|This year]], he made an "[[Chris and negotiation|offer]]" to his fanbase: if they sent him a [[PS4]] bundle of his choosing for his birthday, he would in turn give them a $500 discount on his wide selection of shit on [[Etsy]]. Whether Chris even ''has'' $500 worth of merchandise that anyone would want to buy, or whether they would receive their purchases in a timely manner, is an exercise left to the reader.

Needless to say, February 24 came and went, with no PS4 forthcoming. The following day, Chris caught some Christorians off-guard by revealing ([[Update: 2/25/16|in the most lulzy fashion]]) that he had seriously expected strangers on the internet to fork out hundreds of dollars for the birthday <s>boy</s> [[Tomgirl|girl]]. Not only that, but [[Weens|some]] had even chosen instead to taunt him by sending him unactivated gift cards and used lottery tickets. And what happened then? Well, in [[CWCville]] they say – that the Mayor's massive [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] shrank three sizes that day.

Chris eventually purchased his own PS4 when nobody took him up on his "generous offer", but nonetheless pretended that he'd received it as a gift from an employee of the company he bought it from, in an apparent attempt to troll the trolls and/or rewrite history so he can continue believing that he has a massive <s>[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (comics)|terrorist]] [[Chaotic Combo|organization]]</s> fanbase who love him and would do ''anything'' for him, even if it breaks the law. And sure enough, he's tried to use them for just that, inciting them to [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|commit acts of vandalism and even violence]].

Ultimately, many found it simultaneously funny and sad that Chris had to make up his own [[white knight]].

===2017, 35th birthday===
Turning 35 seemed to awaken a nostalgic mood in Chris; he [[A_browsing_around_an_ol%27_playground|visited an old playground]], talked about [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[high school]], and looked up [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] on Facebook in the preceding weeks. The day after, Facebook showed him a video of Facebook friends wishing him a happy birthday.<ref>[[February_2017_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>

===2018, 36th birthday===
Not much happened this year, only that Chris commented about Christian Love Day on his Twitter and Facebook.

===2019, 37th birthday===
Chris tweeted a picture of his cake and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] sang "Happy Birthday" to him.

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===2020, 38th birthday===
Chris requested on Twitter that one of his enablers buy him ''Pokémon Shield''. He later asked for "something well-crafted; magic/healing stones" or just cold, hard cash.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts]]</ref>

On the day, he [[Tweeted]] a [[Spanish]] birthday message and an image of him and orbiters forming a heart:
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===2021, 39th birthday===
Chris, [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as Sonichu, made a simultaneous [[February 2021 social media posts#Chris's birthday and Sonic World|post]] on Twitter and Instagram wishing himself a happy birthday. He also shared some gameplay of his Sonichu mod for [[Sonic World]].

===2022, 40th birthday===
Chris spent his first birthday away from home at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], continuing to await his trial for [[Affair with Mother|incest]].

===2023, 41st birthday===
Chris spent yet another year in jail.

==Birthday Gallery: Witness the Evolution==
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Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|Age 5.
Image:0092-Christians14th.jpg|Age 14.
Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|Age 17.
Image:0491-CWC18th23.jpg|Age 18.
Image:0583-CWC19-2.jpg|Age 19.
Image:0599-CWC20-4.jpg|Age 20.
Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|Age 21.
Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|Age 22.
Image:0694-AnnaBD8.JPG|Age 23.
Image:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg|Age 24.
Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|Age 25.
Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|Age 26.
File:Chris27a.PNG|Age 27.<ref>[[Ode to Julie]]</ref>
File:Chris27.PNG|Age 28.<ref name="lovedayvid"/>
File:TG9.jpg|Age 29.
File:Christran1.jpg|Age 30.
File:Chris march2013.jpg|Age 31.
File:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|Age 32.
File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|Age 33.
File:CWC34.png|Age 34.
File:Cwcfeb17.jpg|Age 35.
File:CWC holding Prequel fancomic.jpg|Age 36.
ChrisTwitterProfileFeb2019.jpg|Age 37.
Feb220.jpg|Age 38.
February14ValentinesDay.jpg|Age 39.
File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|Age 40.
File:Traineealex sketch.png|Age 41.
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=="Christian Love Day"==
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|The Christian Love Day Declaration (which is totally TRUE and HONEST, and not a [[things Chris has ripped off|rip-off]] at all).]]
Many people see their birthday as a day of personal relevance. Chris, on the other hand, thinks everyone across the globe should be [[Chris and his Ego|focused on him too]]. First seen in the [[CWC Blog]], "Christian Love Day" is apparently a second Valentine's Day, but celebrated exclusively by STRAIGHT folk. In the [[Mailbag]], he clarified he "feels like" it should be a nationally recognized holiday, merely because [[Chris and reality|he wills it]] and it's also Mexican Flag Day. However, Chris provides no details on how to celebrate, nor does he put any effort into garnering publicity beyond [[Christian Love Day (video)|one lone video]].

In [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], the holiday gains slightly more credence, along with some disturbing moral stipulations. It is on this day that the homo vaccine "cures" the homosexual population of the Earth, driving the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] up to critical levels. It seems to be that this fictional event is the real reason Chris wants to commemorate his birthday as a holiday (well, that and [[Chris and his Ego|ego]]). Chris either thinks his comic is so widely known that the date of its denouement would be nationally recognized, or he [[Chris and reality|has a skewed perception of the lines between fiction and reality]].

==References==
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{{Year}}
[[Category:Events]]

February 2023

2023-02-24T14:07:25Z

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{{ongoing}}
'''February''' is the second month of [[2023]]. It saw an [[incest]] case review and Chris turning 41.

==Notable events==
*'''1 February''' - Chris's case file is updated to note, "for continued custody-amen[ded]."<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 1 February 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png]]: the remark was likely abbreviated due to a character limit for the field.</ref>
*'''8 February''' - It is found that Chris's review has been rescheduled to 13 February 2023.<ref name=8feb>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 February 2023.png]]</ref> In addition, court staff have again censored the [[Jail Saga#Pleadings/Orders Detail|Pleadings/Orders detail page]] of online court records.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 February 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png]]</ref>
*'''13 February''' - [[Chris]]'s [[incest case]] was up for review at 9:30 a.m, and was continued again to 7 March.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 13 February 2023.png]]</ref>
*'''24 February''' - [[Chris]]'s 41st [[Christian Love Day|birthday]], which was celebrated [[Jail Saga|in custody]] for a second time.
{{References}}
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February 2023

2023-02-24T14:04:44Z

Carrion:

{{ongoing}}
'''February''' is the second month of [[2023]]. It will see an [[incest]] case review and Chris turning 41.

==Notable events==
*'''1 February''' - Chris's case file is updated to note, "for continued custody-amen[ded]."<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 1 February 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png]]: the remark was likely abbreviated due to a character limit for the field.</ref>
*'''8 February''' - It is found that Chris's review has been rescheduled to 13 February 2023.<ref name=8feb>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 February 2023.png]]</ref> In addition, court staff have again censored the [[Jail Saga#Pleadings/Orders Detail|Pleadings/Orders detail page]] of online court records.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 February 2023 - Pleadings-Orders.png]]</ref>
*'''13 February''' - [[Chris]]'s [[incest case]] was up for review at 9:30 a.m, and was continued again to 7 March.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 13 February 2023.png]]</ref>
*'''24 February''' - [[Chris]]'s 41st [[Christian Love Day|birthday]], which was celebrated [[Jail Saga|in custody]] for a second time.
{{References}}
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Chris and race

2022-12-09T19:45:48Z

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{{Honest}}

{{quote|I never really had anything against, uh, race or people, I never really did... I have nothing against black people or anyone else of other countries.|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] while talking to [[BraveryJerk Interviews|BraveryJerk]] in [[2016]], in spite of previous questionable depictions of race in his comics and videos.}}

[[Image: Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV]], [[manipulated]] into putting on blackface.]]

The '''race''' of people is often considered a sensitive topic, a poor match for [[Chris]], with his [[Autism|lack of social tact and tendency to take pop culture stereotypes literally]]. While Chris doesn't seem to hold deeply bigoted views or have irrational hatred toward people that aren't white (or at least not on the same level as his views on [[homos|homosexuals]], [[Asperger's|people with Asperger's Syndrome]], and [[JERKS]]) he has been remarkably tone-deaf when talking about, or portraying, minorities in his comics and videos. The [[Miscreants]] group of trolls used race as ammo to mock and [[manipulate]] Chris.

==Chris and stereotypes==
Chris's views of other cultures can also be traced to the television he watches, such as the typical [[Adult Swim]] cartoon which includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor.

===Blacks===
[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] include whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref><ref>In [[IRC (17 December 2008)]], he was asked to describe all the races he would date and he answered, "all but black."</ref> Chris tells this not only to trolls, but to black [[boyfriend-free girls]] in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion" to their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref>

His stated reason for not being interested in black women is that his dream-prophecy of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] shows her to be white, which means her mother must be white as well.

Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a Boyfriend free girl, much to his chagrin<ref>[[Sonichu Fan Promo]]</ref> – even though he previously approved of a notable piece of fan art with the phrase included prominently. This is essentially accurate; for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he says that "[[Tobacky|smokers]], [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

On the less-discriminatory side, Chris also has stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

Some teenaged black kids frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090620070812/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these children.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster...."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090621132756/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

He does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]].

When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in Ebonics, including referring to himself as a "nigga" (although ''not'' as a "[[niggo]]") and making statements like, "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the, from the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref>

On 27 [[June 2012]], Chris posted in [[Facebook]] a photo of a black woman at McDonald's who he said discriminated against him, and demanded people not go there, and if they do to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!"<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts]]</ref>

In 2014, when Chris was infatuated with [[Catherine]], he had a romantic rival by the name of [[Colin]]; he sent a message describing the light shining off of Colin's head in a photo as "poo light."<ref>[[Colin Chat 1]]</ref>

In 2016, Chris was asked by [[BraveryJerk]] what his opinion on the Black Lives Matter movement was. Chris seemingly had never heard of the movement, saying "Uhhh, Black Li – I have not heard of that. Well…Black Lives Matter. It sounds like it’s…uh…maybe people, black people are, sounds like they’re having trouble? But I feel…that, you know, to help any person in general, regardless of race or whatever. I mean, I’m for…the,uh…Black Lives forever."<ref>https://youtu.be/LTtBLPH350w?t=547</ref>

===Asians===
{{Main|Japanophilia}}

In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy Sonichu]] as a [[CWC Fighter|kung fu]] master with [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanty eyes]], raised in a dojo. When a fan criticized this stereotyping, Chris claimed that Punchy was "NOT of Asian origin".<ref>[[Mailbag 6]]</ref> Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung fu to Japan, when in actuality it comes from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person, and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> In a [[Katie Bay E-mails|leaked series of e-mails]], it is shown that Chris simply does not seem to know that China and Japan are not the same, as he calls the Japanese account Chinese, failing to realize that they are separate countries with different governments, languages, writing systems and currencies.

In [[Chris Calls Clyde Out]], Chris pretends to be [[Clyde Cash]] while doing an imitation of an Asian accent. This is presumably a reference to Clyde's Asian ancestry.<ref>[[Mumble 2]]</ref>

In his real-life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least a neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and at one point [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating Spaghetti (36:49 - 38:54)|believed Emily to be part-Asian]].

[[Manajerks|"Turdijerk"]] from "Off-Target" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.

===Native Americans===
{{main|Cherokian Clan}}
[[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really. (Note [[Semen|the typo]].)]]
As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of Native Americans are a misguided expression of "pride" for his "heritage".

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his "[[Cherokian]]" heritage with ''Sonichu'' lore. He depicts [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|Cherokee]] characters in his work as white-skinned and blue-eyed, and wearing Ancient Roman-style armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The [[Wasabi Clan]] unsurprisingly also bear no resemblance to Native Americans.

Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize ''[[My Little Pony]]'' dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous "Cheroki-Chan", a Native American pony clearly based upon himself. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.

Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as "Native American culture" in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water-washable paint (and a "[[muscle bra]]") and wields a plastic gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. True Cherokee historically wore breechcloths and leggings most of the time prior to adopting modern styles, and there is little evidence to suggest they owned muscle bras. They also notably did not go to war with toy guns, but instead with bows and arrows, which Chris [[I AM STRONG|lacks the strength]] to use.

===Jews===
{{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel Michael Snyder!... JEW!|Chris, [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|demonstrating his boundless empathy for religious minorities]]}}

Near the beginning of Chris's [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|unsuccessful attempt]] in April 2010 to be unbanned from the [[The GAMe PLACe]], he casually pointed out that Michael Snyder was probably Jewish, using his last name as a point of reference ("Snyder" is a common Dutch surname meaning "tailor". It happens to be similar to the German surname "Schneider", which is sometimes used by Jews). After failing to convince Snyder to lift the ban, Chris angrily called him a Jew and bolted out of the store. In a later video ([[Greene County Conspiracy|100 2178]]), Chris appears to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew". In an email to Katie Bay, he refers to Snyder as a "son of a bitch Jew" and a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew".<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> This probably is moreso a misguided attempt to mimic [[South Park#Chris fails to grasp South Park|Eric Cartman]] than the result of any deep-seated anti-Semitism.

Chris finally apologized for insulting Michael on 31 [[March 2018]], after a [[CWC Ancestry|23andme test]] showed that he himself had 0.1% Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry. He characterized this as a "surprise."<ref>[https://archive.md/NR1Vv]</ref> As of 2020 his 23andme results no longer include Jewish ancestry.<ref>[[:File:DNA test.JPG]]</ref>

===Hispanics===
[[File:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|thumb|left|Espanolic and Vegaton, the only [[Pokémon]] lazier than [[Snorlax]].]]

Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on the [[Spanish]] language, Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a Grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized [[Wikipedia:Sombrero|sombrero]] in front of what appears to be the flag of [[Wikipedia:Flag of Bolivia|Bolivia]] or [[Wikipedia:Flag of Ghana|Ghana]], and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its "strange language". Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called "[[Wikipedia:Spanish fly|Spanish Fly]]", that puts its enemies to sleep.

Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create similar Pokémon named Lombre and Ludicolo, which, despite being obvious stereotypes, were handled far more tactfully than Chris could hope to do.

So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the [[Homos|lesbian]] nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]], and then Chris's <s>self-cest</s> children. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women. It also does not help her sentences are random mixes of Spanish and English – and no, not by throwing in a random word or two of Spanish into her sentences, but switching from English phrases to Spanish midway in her sentences (which appear to be Google-Translated).

It may also be notable that oftentimes, Chris refers to Hispanic people as being "Spanish". While not totally inaccurate, the word "Spanish" is usually reserved for people actually from Spain, whereas "Hispanic" is used for peoples from countries that predominantly speak Spanish (a good comparison would be referring to people from the USA as "English").

Chris has shown in the past a willingness to [[Joshua Martinez|befriend]] and [[Lori Lopez|date]] Hispanics.

===Indians===

When TheGamerFromMars took Chris out to eat at an Indian restaurant during the filming of [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]], Chris [[Random Access Humor|blurted out one-liners]] from [[The Simpsons]] character Apu (''complete with the stereotypical Indian accent''), much to the embarrassment and disapproval of his hosts. Despite that, Chris insisted on belting out another "Welcome to Kwik-E-Mart!" line before they sat down to eat, [[Autism|oblivious to the fact that he could have offended somebody.]]

===Other white ethnicities/cultures===
Chris has not shown outright malevolence towards other white cultures, but is often ignorant of their customs and nations. In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], Chris plays an Irish song while wearing a kilt and pretending to be Scottish, then mentions a [[Wikipedia:Shillelagh_(club)|shillelagh]].

Chris has an extremely basic idea on eastern Europe and Russia; [[Sylvana]] was given a supposedly Russian accent midway through the comic for no discernable reason (although the way it was written made it look like a German accent instead).

==Troll manipulation==
{{quote|[giggling] No, say "niggers", you stupid twat.|[[BlueSpike]] to Chris.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>}}

In the [[Julie Reveals Herself]] call, [[BlueSpike]] coerced Chris into saying "niggers"; Chris attempted to substitute [[niggos]] instead, but BlueSpike insisted and Chris gave in. The term niggos became an infamous [[CWC-ism]].

Chris called [[Surfshack Tito]] a nigger on video<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref> and in email.<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]</ref> Notably, he never used the term in this context either before or after his interaction with Tito, who is not even depicted as being a black person, suggesting Chris was [[manipulated]] by trolls behind the scenes into using the word.

In [[Jackie E-mails 14]], sweetheart [[Jackie]] asked Chris [[Song for Jackie.MOV|to dress up as Mr. Popo]] on video - a character from [[Dragon Ball]] with black skin, red lips and a turban - while singing "You ain't seen no Saiyans on the fiddle, / No Saiyans on the fiddle like this." Chris complied, though he was aware the costume would appear like blackface and placed a disclaimer stating that "this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus."

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga Chris was manipulated into [[Chris and fashion| dressing up as a gopnik]] (bottle of vodka included) while spouting the phrase "A nu cheeki breeki" and "Davai" over and over again (in reference to the stalker games which Joshua was obsessed with), although like many things during that saga the whole meme probably flew completely over Chris's head and actually was led to believe that the chant was Cherokean instead.

==Not a racist?==
[[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|Chris being a [[niggo|wiggo]].]]
{{quote|And I am NOT racist, and I like Jews.|Chris, in response to a [[Mailbag_6#Rejected_Mailbag|rejected mailbag]] email}}

{{quote|Blacks [...] are good people too.|Chris, in the [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|disclaimer for his Mr. Popo video]]}}

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville "they can even vote". Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. He also genuinely likes two black actors: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan & Kel]].

He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]], he wrote he would date "Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries" (except the ones being black).

==Chris's ethnic background==
{{Wise|he is part black and part Jewish.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 7]]</ref>}}

[[File:DNA test.JPG|thumb|500px|Chris's updated 23andMe results as of 11 October 2020.]]
[[File:Ancestry composition1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's original results which convinced him he was Jewish.]]
Influenced by his parents' claims, Chris has long asserted that he is of primarily [[Daniel Weston|English]] descent, with some [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] heritage on Bob's side and some French heritage on Barb's. However, in March 2018, the [[Idea Guys]] had Chris apply for a DNA test from 23andMe to determine his ancestry,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]</ref> which showed that he was of 100% European genetic background, with slightly over half of this being British and most of the rest from across Northwestern Europe. The test also indicated that Chris had a trace amount (less than 0.1%) of Ashkenazi ("ash-KEN-azi") Jewish ancestry. Chris was also led to believe that he had black ancestry because his paternal haplogroup lineage, like all human lineages, began in Africa (as a matter of fact both his paternal and maternal haplogroups point to European origin). As a result, Chris declared that he was "Fully Observant of [his] Jewish ancestry" and that he was "black too." He apologized for his past offensiveness regarding Jews and black people.

Sometime between 2018 and 2020 Chris's 23andMe results were updated. They now show no Jewish ancestry whatsoever, showing a somewhat larger component of [[Mario|Italian]] ancestry instead. They also show that he is of 0.1% [[Cherokean Chant|Siberian]] ancestry, possibly the sign of a distant Native American ancestor as North Asian and Native American populations are closely related.<ref>[https://customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/202906870-Can-23andMe-identify-Native-American-ancestry-]</ref> Chris has yet to comment on these new results.

==Minority characters in ''Sonichu''==

Chris attempts to add in characters of various races and religions with decidedly mixed results. Many of his non-white characters are one-dimensional or barely relevant but then again so is every white one who isn't Chris in his world full of rainbow hedgehogs. Virtually all black characters are depicted as criminals, villains, or undesirables. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

In the [[Mailbag]], when Chris is confronted about the lack of minorities in his comic he claims that all of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are considered "minorities" in CWCville, implying that he completely missed the point of the question. Despite being minorities, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon group never experiences discrimination nor prejudices in the comic; [[homos|that's saved for another minority in CWCville]]. Chris tolerated a [[Niggo]] [[Bubbles]] and Indian [[Magi-chan]] renditions in [[July 2020]].

*[[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] (Jewish, good but immature)
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (<s>Paleface</s> Native American, lawful good)
*[[Wes Iseli#Wasabi Rival|Wasabi Rival]] (<s>Caucasian</s> Native American, evil)
*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer#Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] - (<s>white-washed</s> Native American, good, probably the whitest of all Native American characters in the comics as she's not only blue-eyed but also blonde)
*[[Manajerks#B-Manajerk|B-Manajerk]] (black, evil). A '''villain''' based off a real-life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black; the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s.
*[[Barack Obama]] (half-black, half-arab). A cameo for the sake of a race-related joke. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Chris removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.
* Blake (black, evil turned good). A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain, but switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] which were uploaded in 2015 [[Blake]] is mistaken as black, being wished a "happy Kwanza, brother" from an African American, and goes on an angry rant about how his skin in not "sunburn color", he is black because of a mutation.
*[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)
*[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good). A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil). The Big Cheese of the Jerkops.
** Occasionally other [[Jerkop]]s are shown to be black as well. No other minorities are apparent.
*[[Punchy]] (East Asian, good)
*[[Silvana]] (black, evil [said to turn good])
*[[Manajerks#Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)|Turdijerk]] (Indian?, drawn with tan skin, evil)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black police officers who talk entirely in stereotypical black slang.
*[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker). A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, good, <s>never seen</s> debuts in ''Sonichu'' #12)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz (Bill the Scientist)|Bill Schwartz]] (possibly Jewish, worked for [[Giovanni]] but later on changed sides)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|Ching Chong]] (Asian, appeared in the [[Wedding Comic]] as a flower girl)
*PHI Spring Break reporter (Black, appears in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "sistas and brothas".

==Sources==
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Chris and race

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{{quote|I never really had anything against, uh, race or people, I never really did... I have nothing against black people or anyone else of other countries.|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] while talking to [[BraveryJerk Interviews|BraveryJerk]] in [[2016]], in spite of previous questionable depictions of race in his comics and videos.}}

[[Image: Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV]], [[manipulated]] into putting on blackface.]]

The '''race''' of people is often considered a sensitive topic, a poor match for [[Chris]], with his [[Autism|lack of social tact and tendency to take pop culture stereotypes literally]]. While Chris doesn't seem to hold deeply bigoted views or have irrational hatred toward people that aren't white (or at least not on the same level as his views on [[homos|homosexuals]], [[Asperger's|people with Asperger's Syndrome]], and [[JERKS]]) he has been remarkably tone-deaf when talking about, or portraying, minorities in his comics and videos. The [[Miscreants]] group of trolls used race as ammo to mock and [[manipulate]] Chris.

==Chris and stereotypes==
Chris's views of other cultures can also be traced to the television he watches such as the typical [[Adult Swim]] cartoon which includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor.

===Blacks===
[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] include whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref><ref>In [[IRC (17 December 2008)]], he was asked to describe all the races he would date and he answered, "all but black."</ref> Chris tells this not only to trolls, but to black [[boyfriend-free girls]] in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion" to their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref>

His stated reason for not being interested in black women is that his dream-prophecy of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] shows her to be white, which means her mother must be white as well.

Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a Boyfriend free girl, much to his chagrin<ref>[[Sonichu Fan Promo]]</ref> – even though he previously approved of a notable piece of fan art with the phrase included prominently. This is essentially accurate; for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he says that "[[Tobacky|smokers]], [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

On the less-discriminatory side, Chris also has stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

Some teenaged black kids frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090620070812/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these children.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster...."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090621132756/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

He does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]].

When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in Ebonics, including referring to himself as a "nigga" (although ''not'' as a "[[niggo]]") and making statements like, "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the, from the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref>

On 27 [[June 2012]], Chris posted in [[Facebook]] a photo of a black woman at McDonald's who he said discriminated against him, and demanded people not go there, and if they do to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!"<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts]]</ref>

In 2014, when Chris was infatuated with [[Catherine]], he had a romantic rival by the name of [[Colin]]; he sent a message describing the light shining off of Colin's head in a photo as "poo light."<ref>[[Colin Chat 1]]</ref>

In 2016, Chris was asked by [[BraveryJerk]] what his opinion on the Black Lives Matter movement was. Chris seemingly had never heard of the movement, saying "Uhhh, Black Li – I have not heard of that. Well…Black Lives Matter. It sounds like it’s…uh…maybe people, black people are, sounds like they’re having trouble? But I feel…that, you know, to help any person in general, regardless of race or whatever. I mean, I’m for…the,uh…Black Lives forever."<ref>https://youtu.be/LTtBLPH350w?t=547</ref>

===Asians===
{{Main|Japanophilia}}

In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy Sonichu]] as a [[CWC Fighter|kung fu]] master with [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanty eyes]], raised in a dojo. When a fan criticized this stereotyping, Chris claimed that Punchy was "NOT of Asian origin".<ref>[[Mailbag 6]]</ref> Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung fu to Japan, when in actuality it comes from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person, and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> In a [[Katie Bay E-mails|leaked series of e-mails]], it is shown that Chris simply does not seem to know that China and Japan are not the same, as he calls the Japanese account Chinese, failing to realize that they are separate countries with different governments, languages, writing systems and currencies.

In [[Chris Calls Clyde Out]], Chris pretends to be [[Clyde Cash]] while doing an imitation of an Asian accent. This is presumably a reference to Clyde's Asian ancestry.<ref>[[Mumble 2]]</ref>

In his real-life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least a neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and at one point [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating Spaghetti (36:49 - 38:54)|believed Emily to be part-Asian]].

[[Manajerks|"Turdijerk"]] from "Off-Target" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.

===Native Americans===
{{main|Cherokian Clan}}
[[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really. (Note [[Semen|the typo]].)]]
As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of Native Americans are a misguided expression of "pride" for his "heritage".

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his "[[Cherokian]]" heritage with ''Sonichu'' lore. He depicts [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|Cherokee]] characters in his work as white-skinned and blue-eyed, and wearing Ancient Roman-style armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The [[Wasabi Clan]] unsurprisingly also bear no resemblance to Native Americans.

Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize ''[[My Little Pony]]'' dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous "Cheroki-Chan", a Native American pony clearly based upon himself. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.

Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as "Native American culture" in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water-washable paint (and a "[[muscle bra]]") and wields a plastic gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. True Cherokee historically wore breechcloths and leggings most of the time prior to adopting modern styles, and there is little evidence to suggest they owned muscle bras. They also notably did not go to war with toy guns, but instead with bows and arrows, which Chris [[I AM STRONG|lacks the strength]] to use.

===Jews===
{{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel Michael Snyder!... JEW!|Chris, [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|demonstrating his boundless empathy for religious minorities]]}}

Near the beginning of Chris's [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|unsuccessful attempt]] in April 2010 to be unbanned from the [[The GAMe PLACe]], he casually pointed out that Michael Snyder was probably Jewish, using his last name as a point of reference ("Snyder" is a common Dutch surname meaning "tailor". It happens to be similar to the German surname "Schneider", which is sometimes used by Jews). After failing to convince Snyder to lift the ban, Chris angrily called him a Jew and bolted out of the store. In a later video ([[Greene County Conspiracy|100 2178]]), Chris appears to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew". In an email to Katie Bay, he refers to Snyder as a "son of a bitch Jew" and a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew".<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> This probably is moreso a misguided attempt to mimic [[South Park#Chris fails to grasp South Park|Eric Cartman]] than the result of any deep-seated anti-Semitism.

Chris finally apologized for insulting Michael on 31 [[March 2018]], after a [[CWC Ancestry|23andme test]] showed that he himself had 0.1% Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry. He characterized this as a "surprise."<ref>[https://archive.md/NR1Vv]</ref> As of 2020 his 23andme results no longer include Jewish ancestry.<ref>[[:File:DNA test.JPG]]</ref>

===Hispanics===
[[File:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|thumb|left|Espanolic and Vegaton, the only [[Pokémon]] lazier than [[Snorlax]].]]

Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on the [[Spanish]] language, Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a Grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized [[Wikipedia:Sombrero|sombrero]] in front of what appears to be the flag of [[Wikipedia:Flag of Bolivia|Bolivia]] or [[Wikipedia:Flag of Ghana|Ghana]], and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its "strange language". Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called "[[Wikipedia:Spanish fly|Spanish Fly]]", that puts its enemies to sleep.

Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create similar Pokémon named Lombre and Ludicolo, which, despite being obvious stereotypes, were handled far more tactfully than Chris could hope to do.

So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the [[Homos|lesbian]] nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]], and then Chris's <s>self-cest</s> children. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women. It also does not help her sentences are random mixes of Spanish and English – and no, not by throwing in a random word or two of Spanish into her sentences, but switching from English phrases to Spanish midway in her sentences (which appear to be Google-Translated).

It may also be notable that oftentimes, Chris refers to Hispanic people as being "Spanish". While not totally inaccurate, the word "Spanish" is usually reserved for people actually from Spain, whereas "Hispanic" is used for peoples from countries that predominantly speak Spanish (a good comparison would be referring to people from the USA as "English").

Chris has shown in the past a willingness to [[Joshua Martinez|befriend]] and [[Lori Lopez|date]] Hispanics.

===Indians===

When TheGamerFromMars took Chris out to eat at an Indian restaurant during the filming of [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]], Chris [[Random Access Humor|blurted out one-liners]] from [[The Simpsons]] character Apu (''complete with the stereotypical Indian accent''), much to the embarrassment and disapproval of his hosts. Despite that, Chris insisted on belting out another "Welcome to Kwik-E-Mart!" line before they sat down to eat, [[Autism|oblivious to the fact that he could have offended somebody.]]

===Other white ethnicities/cultures===
Chris has not shown outright malevolence towards other white cultures, but is often ignorant of their customs and nations. In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], Chris plays an Irish song while wearing a kilt and pretending to be Scottish, then mentions a [[Wikipedia:Shillelagh_(club)|shillelagh]].

Chris has an extremely basic idea on eastern Europe and Russia; [[Sylvana]] was given a supposedly Russian accent midway through the comic for no discernable reason (although the way it was written made it look like a German accent instead).

==Troll manipulation==
{{quote|[giggling] No, say "niggers", you stupid twat.|[[BlueSpike]] to Chris.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>}}

In the [[Julie Reveals Herself]] call, [[BlueSpike]] coerced Chris into saying "niggers"; Chris attempted to substitute [[niggos]] instead, but BlueSpike insisted and Chris gave in. The term niggos became an infamous [[CWC-ism]].

Chris called [[Surfshack Tito]] a nigger on video<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref> and in email.<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]</ref> Notably, he never used the term in this context either before or after his interaction with Tito, who is not even depicted as being a black person, suggesting Chris was [[manipulated]] by trolls behind the scenes into using the word.

In [[Jackie E-mails 14]], sweetheart [[Jackie]] asked Chris [[Song for Jackie.MOV|to dress up as Mr. Popo]] on video - a character from [[Dragon Ball]] with black skin, red lips and a turban - while singing "You ain't seen no Saiyans on the fiddle, / No Saiyans on the fiddle like this." Chris complied, though he was aware the costume would appear like blackface and placed a disclaimer stating that "this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus."

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga Chris was manipulated into [[Chris and fashion| dressing up as a gopnik]] (bottle of vodka included) while spouting the phrase "A nu cheeki breeki" and "Davai" over and over again (in reference to the stalker games which Joshua was obsessed with), although like many things during that saga the whole meme probably flew completely over Chris's head and actually was led to believe that the chant was Cherokean instead.

==Not a racist?==
[[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|Chris being a [[niggo|wiggo]].]]
{{quote|And I am NOT racist, and I like Jews.|Chris, in response to a [[Mailbag_6#Rejected_Mailbag|rejected mailbag]] email}}

{{quote|Blacks [...] are good people too.|Chris, in the [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|disclaimer for his Mr. Popo video]]}}

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville "they can even vote". Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. He also genuinely likes two black actors: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan & Kel]].

He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]], he wrote he would date "Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries" (except the ones being black).

==Chris's ethnic background==
{{Wise|he is part black and part Jewish.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 7]]</ref>}}

[[File:DNA test.JPG|thumb|500px|Chris's updated 23andMe results as of 11 October 2020.]]
[[File:Ancestry composition1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's original results which convinced him he was Jewish.]]
Influenced by his parents' claims, Chris has long asserted that he is of primarily [[Daniel Weston|English]] descent, with some [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] heritage on Bob's side and some French heritage on Barb's. However, in March 2018, the [[Idea Guys]] had Chris apply for a DNA test from 23andMe to determine his ancestry,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]</ref> which showed that he was of 100% European genetic background, with slightly over half of this being British and most of the rest from across Northwestern Europe. The test also indicated that Chris had a trace amount (less than 0.1%) of Ashkenazi ("ash-KEN-azi") Jewish ancestry. Chris was also led to believe that he had black ancestry because his paternal haplogroup lineage, like all human lineages, began in Africa (as a matter of fact both his paternal and maternal haplogroups point to European origin). As a result, Chris declared that he was "Fully Observant of [his] Jewish ancestry" and that he was "black too." He apologized for his past offensiveness regarding Jews and black people.

Sometime between 2018 and 2020 Chris's 23andMe results were updated. They now show no Jewish ancestry whatsoever, showing a somewhat larger component of [[Mario|Italian]] ancestry instead. They also show that he is of 0.1% [[Cherokean Chant|Siberian]] ancestry, possibly the sign of a distant Native American ancestor as North Asian and Native American populations are closely related.<ref>[https://customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/202906870-Can-23andMe-identify-Native-American-ancestry-]</ref> Chris has yet to comment on these new results.

==Minority characters in ''Sonichu''==

Chris attempts to add in characters of various races and religions with decidedly mixed results. Many of his non-white characters are one-dimensional or barely relevant but then again so is every white one who isn't Chris in his world full of rainbow hedgehogs. Virtually all black characters are depicted as criminals, villains, or undesirables. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

In the [[Mailbag]], when Chris is confronted about the lack of minorities in his comic he claims that all of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are considered "minorities" in CWCville, implying that he completely missed the point of the question. Despite being minorities, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon group never experiences discrimination nor prejudices in the comic; [[homos|that's saved for another minority in CWCville]]. Chris tolerated a [[Niggo]] [[Bubbles]] and Indian [[Magi-chan]] renditions in [[July 2020]].

*[[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] (Jewish, good but immature)
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (<s>Paleface</s> Native American, lawful good)
*[[Wes Iseli#Wasabi Rival|Wasabi Rival]] (<s>Caucasian</s> Native American, evil)
*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer#Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] - (<s>white-washed</s> Native American, good, probably the whitest of all Native American characters in the comics as she's not only blue-eyed but also blonde)
*[[Manajerks#B-Manajerk|B-Manajerk]] (black, evil). A '''villain''' based off a real-life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black; the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s.
*[[Barack Obama]] (half-black, half-arab). A cameo for the sake of a race-related joke. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Chris removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.
* Blake (black, evil turned good). A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain, but switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] which were uploaded in 2015 [[Blake]] is mistaken as black, being wished a "happy Kwanza, brother" from an African American, and goes on an angry rant about how his skin in not "sunburn color", he is black because of a mutation.
*[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)
*[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good). A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil). The Big Cheese of the Jerkops.
** Occasionally other [[Jerkop]]s are shown to be black as well. No other minorities are apparent.
*[[Punchy]] (East Asian, good)
*[[Silvana]] (black, evil [said to turn good])
*[[Manajerks#Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)|Turdijerk]] (Indian?, drawn with tan skin, evil)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black police officers who talk entirely in stereotypical black slang.
*[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker). A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, good, <s>never seen</s> debuts in ''Sonichu'' #12)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz (Bill the Scientist)|Bill Schwartz]] (possibly Jewish, worked for [[Giovanni]] but later on changed sides)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|Ching Chong]] (Asian, appeared in the [[Wedding Comic]] as a flower girl)
*PHI Spring Break reporter (Black, appears in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "sistas and brothas".

==Sources==
<references/>
{{Chris and}}

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Chris and race

2022-12-09T19:39:50Z

Carrion:

{{Honest}}

{{quote|I never really had anything against, uh, race or people, I never really did... I have nothing against black people or anyone else of other countries.|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] while talking to [[BraveryJerk Interviews|BraveryJerk]] in [[2016]], in spite of previous questionable depictions of race in his comics and videos.}}

[[Image: Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV]], [[manipulated]] into putting on blackface.]]

The '''race''' of people is often considered a sensitive topic, a poor match for [[Chris]], with his [[Autism|lack of social tact and tendency to take pop culture stereotypes literally]]. While Chris doesn't seem to hold deeply bigoted views or have irrational hatred toward people that aren't white (or at least not on the same level as his views on [[homos|homosexuals]], [[Asperger's|people with Asperger's Syndrome]], and [[JERKS]]) he has been remarkably tone-deaf when talking about, or portraying, minorities in his comics and videos. The [[Miscreants]] group of trolls used race as ammo to mock and [[manipulate]] Chris.

==Chris and stereotypes==
Chris's views of other cultures can also be traced to the television he watches such as the typical [[Adult Swim]] cartoon which includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor.

===Blacks===
[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] include whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref><ref>In [[IRC (17 December 2008)]], he was asked to describe all the races he would date and he answered, "all but black."</ref> Chris tells this not only to trolls, but to black [[boyfriend-free girls]] in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion." To their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref>

His stated reason for not being interested in black women is that his dream-prophecy of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] shows her to be white, which means her mother must be white as well.

Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a Boyfriend free girl, much to his chagrin<ref>[[Sonichu Fan Promo]]</ref> – even though he previously approved of a notable piece of fan art with the phrase included prominently. This is essentially accurate; for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he says that "[[Tobacky|smokers]], [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

On the less-discriminatory side, Chris also has stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

Some teenaged black kids frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090620070812/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these children.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster...."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090621132756/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

He does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]].

When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in Ebonics, including referring to himself as a "nigga" (although ''not'' as a "[[niggo]]") and making statements like, "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the, from the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref>

On 27 [[June 2012]], Chris posted in [[Facebook]] a photo of a black woman at McDonald's who he said discriminated against him, and demanded people not go there, and if they do to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!"<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts]]</ref>

In 2014, when Chris was infatuated with [[Catherine]], he had a romantic rival by the name of [[Colin]]; he sent a message describing the light shining off of Colin's head in a photo as "poo light."<ref>[[Colin Chat 1]]</ref>

In 2016, Chris was asked by [[BraveryJerk]] what his opinion on the Black Lives Matter movement was. Chris seemingly had never heard of the movement, saying "Uhhh, Black Li – I have not heard of that. Well…Black Lives Matter. It sounds like it’s…uh…maybe people, black people are, sounds like they’re having trouble? But I feel…that, you know, to help any person in general, regardless of race or whatever. I mean, I’m for…the,uh…Black Lives forever."<ref>https://youtu.be/LTtBLPH350w?t=547</ref>

===Asians===
{{Main|Japanophilia}}

In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy Sonichu]] as a [[CWC Fighter|kung fu]] master with [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanty eyes]], raised in a dojo. When a fan criticized this stereotyping, Chris claimed that Punchy was "NOT of Asian origin".<ref>[[Mailbag 6]]</ref> Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung fu to Japan, when in actuality it comes from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person, and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> In a [[Katie Bay E-mails|leaked series of e-mails]], it is shown that Chris simply does not seem to know that China and Japan are not the same, as he calls the Japanese account Chinese, failing to realize that they are separate countries with different governments, languages, writing systems and currencies.

In [[Chris Calls Clyde Out]], Chris pretends to be [[Clyde Cash]] while doing an imitation of an Asian accent. This is presumably a reference to Clyde's Asian ancestry.<ref>[[Mumble 2]]</ref>

In his real-life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least a neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and at one point [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating Spaghetti (36:49 - 38:54)|believed Emily to be part-Asian]].

[[Manajerks|"Turdijerk"]] from "Off-Target" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.

===Native Americans===
{{main|Cherokian Clan}}
[[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really. (Note [[Semen|the typo]].)]]
As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of Native Americans are a misguided expression of "pride" for his "heritage".

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his "[[Cherokian]]" heritage with ''Sonichu'' lore. He depicts [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|Cherokee]] characters in his work as white-skinned and blue-eyed, and wearing Ancient Roman-style armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The [[Wasabi Clan]] unsurprisingly also bear no resemblance to Native Americans.

Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize ''[[My Little Pony]]'' dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous "Cheroki-Chan", a Native American pony clearly based upon himself. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.

Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as "Native American culture" in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water-washable paint (and a "[[muscle bra]]") and wields a plastic gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. True Cherokee historically wore breechcloths and leggings most of the time prior to adopting modern styles, and there is little evidence to suggest they owned muscle bras. They also notably did not go to war with toy guns, but instead with bows and arrows, which Chris [[I AM STRONG|lacks the strength]] to use.

===Jews===
{{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel Michael Snyder!... JEW!|Chris, [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|demonstrating his boundless empathy for religious minorities]]}}

Near the beginning of Chris's [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|unsuccessful attempt]] in April 2010 to be unbanned from the [[The GAMe PLACe]], he casually pointed out that Michael Snyder was probably Jewish, using his last name as a point of reference ("Snyder" is a common Dutch surname meaning "tailor". It happens to be similar to the German surname "Schneider", which is sometimes used by Jews). After failing to convince Snyder to lift the ban, Chris angrily called him a Jew and bolted out of the store. In a later video ([[Greene County Conspiracy|100 2178]]), Chris appears to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew". In an email to Katie Bay, he refers to Snyder as a "son of a bitch Jew" and a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew".<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> This probably is moreso a misguided attempt to mimic [[South Park#Chris fails to grasp South Park|Eric Cartman]] than the result of any deep-seated anti-Semitism.

Chris finally apologized for insulting Michael on 31 [[March 2018]], after a [[CWC Ancestry|23andme test]] showed that he himself had 0.1% Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry. He characterized this as a "surprise."<ref>[https://archive.md/NR1Vv]</ref> As of 2020 his 23andme results no longer include Jewish ancestry.<ref>[[:File:DNA test.JPG]]</ref>

===Hispanics===
[[File:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|thumb|left|Espanolic and Vegaton, the only [[Pokémon]] lazier than [[Snorlax]].]]

Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on the [[Spanish]] language, Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a Grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized [[Wikipedia:Sombrero|sombrero]] in front of what appears to be the flag of [[Wikipedia:Flag of Bolivia|Bolivia]] or [[Wikipedia:Flag of Ghana|Ghana]], and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its "strange language". Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called "[[Wikipedia:Spanish fly|Spanish Fly]]", that puts its enemies to sleep.

Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create similar Pokémon named Lombre and Ludicolo, which, despite being obvious stereotypes, were handled far more tactfully than Chris could hope to do.

So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the [[Homos|lesbian]] nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]], and then Chris's <s>self-cest</s> children. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women. It also does not help her sentences are random mixes of Spanish and English – and no, not by throwing in a random word or two of Spanish into her sentences, but switching from English phrases to Spanish midway in her sentences (which appear to be Google-Translated).

It may also be notable that oftentimes, Chris refers to Hispanic people as being "Spanish". While not totally inaccurate, the word "Spanish" is usually reserved for people actually from Spain, whereas "Hispanic" is used for peoples from countries that predominantly speak Spanish (a good comparison would be referring to people from the USA as "English").

Chris has shown in the past a willingness to [[Joshua Martinez|befriend]] and [[Lori Lopez|date]] Hispanics.

===Indians===

When TheGamerFromMars took Chris out to eat at an Indian restaurant during the filming of [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]], Chris [[Random Access Humor|blurted out one-liners]] from [[The Simpsons]] character Apu (''complete with the stereotypical Indian accent''), much to the embarrassment and disapproval of his hosts. Despite that, Chris insisted on belting out another "Welcome to Kwik-E-Mart!" line before they sat down to eat, [[Autism|oblivious to the fact that he could have offended somebody.]]

===Other white ethnicities/cultures===
Chris has not shown outright malevolence towards other white cultures, but is often ignorant of their customs and nations. In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], Chris plays an Irish song while wearing a kilt and pretending to be Scottish, then mentions a [[Wikipedia:Shillelagh_(club)|shillelagh]].

Chris has an extremely basic idea on eastern Europe and Russia; [[Sylvana]] was given a supposedly Russian accent midway through the comic for no discernable reason (although the way it was written made it look like a German accent instead).

==Troll manipulation==
{{quote|[giggling] No, say "niggers", you stupid twat.|[[BlueSpike]] to Chris.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>}}

In the [[Julie Reveals Herself]] call, [[BlueSpike]] coerced Chris into saying "niggers"; Chris attempted to substitute [[niggos]] instead, but BlueSpike insisted and Chris gave in. The term niggos became an infamous [[CWC-ism]].

Chris called [[Surfshack Tito]] a nigger on video<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref> and in email.<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]</ref> Notably, he never used the term in this context either before or after his interaction with Tito, who is not even depicted as being a black person, suggesting Chris was [[manipulated]] by trolls behind the scenes into using the word.

In [[Jackie E-mails 14]], sweetheart [[Jackie]] asked Chris [[Song for Jackie.MOV|to dress up as Mr. Popo]] on video - a character from [[Dragon Ball]] with black skin, red lips and a turban - while singing "You ain't seen no Saiyans on the fiddle, / No Saiyans on the fiddle like this." Chris complied, though he was aware the costume would appear like blackface and placed a disclaimer stating that "this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus."

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga Chris was manipulated into [[Chris and fashion| dressing up as a gopnik]] (bottle of vodka included) while spouting the phrase "A nu cheeki breeki" and "Davai" over and over again (in reference to the stalker games which Joshua was obsessed with), although like many things during that saga the whole meme probably flew completely over Chris's head and actually was led to believe that the chant was Cherokean instead.

==Not a racist?==
[[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|Chris being a [[niggo|wiggo]].]]
{{quote|And I am NOT racist, and I like Jews.|Chris, in response to a [[Mailbag_6#Rejected_Mailbag|rejected mailbag]] email}}

{{quote|Blacks [...] are good people too.|Chris, in the [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|disclaimer for his Mr. Popo video]]}}

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville "they can even vote". Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. He also genuinely likes two black actors: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan & Kel]].

He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]], he wrote he would date "Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries" (except the ones being black).

==Chris's ethnic background==
{{Wise|he is part black and part Jewish.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 7]]</ref>}}

[[File:DNA test.JPG|thumb|500px|Chris's updated 23andMe results as of 11 October 2020.]]
[[File:Ancestry composition1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's original results which convinced him he was Jewish.]]
Influenced by his parents' claims, Chris has long asserted that he is of primarily [[Daniel Weston|English]] descent, with some [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] heritage on Bob's side and some French heritage on Barb's. However, in March 2018, the [[Idea Guys]] had Chris apply for a DNA test from 23andMe to determine his ancestry,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]</ref> which showed that he was of 100% European genetic background, with slightly over half of this being British and most of the rest from across Northwestern Europe. The test also indicated that Chris had a trace amount (less than 0.1%) of Ashkenazi ("ash-KEN-azi") Jewish ancestry. Chris was also led to believe that he had black ancestry because his paternal haplogroup lineage, like all human lineages, began in Africa (as a matter of fact both his paternal and maternal haplogroups point to European origin). As a result, Chris declared that he was "Fully Observant of [his] Jewish ancestry" and that he was "black too." He apologized for his past offensiveness regarding Jews and black people.

Sometime between 2018 and 2020 Chris's 23andMe results were updated. They now show no Jewish ancestry whatsoever, showing a somewhat larger component of [[Mario|Italian]] ancestry instead. They also show that he is of 0.1% [[Cherokean Chant|Siberian]] ancestry, possibly the sign of a distant Native American ancestor as North Asian and Native American populations are closely related.<ref>[https://customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/202906870-Can-23andMe-identify-Native-American-ancestry-]</ref> Chris has yet to comment on these new results.

==Minority characters in ''Sonichu''==

Chris attempts to add in characters of various races and religions with decidedly mixed results. Many of his non-white characters are one-dimensional or barely relevant but then again so is every white one who isn't Chris in his world full of rainbow hedgehogs. Virtually all black characters are depicted as criminals, villains, or undesirables. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

In the [[Mailbag]], when Chris is confronted about the lack of minorities in his comic he claims that all of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are considered "minorities" in CWCville, implying that he completely missed the point of the question. Despite being minorities, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon group never experiences discrimination nor prejudices in the comic; [[homos|that's saved for another minority in CWCville]]. Chris tolerated a [[Niggo]] [[Bubbles]] and Indian [[Magi-chan]] renditions in [[July 2020]].

*[[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] (Jewish, good but immature)
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (<s>Paleface</s> Native American, lawful good)
*[[Wes Iseli#Wasabi Rival|Wasabi Rival]] (<s>Caucasian</s> Native American, evil)
*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer#Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] - (<s>white-washed</s> Native American, good, probably the whitest of all Native American characters in the comics as she's not only blue-eyed but also blonde)
*[[Manajerks#B-Manajerk|B-Manajerk]] (black, evil). A '''villain''' based off a real-life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black; the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s.
*[[Barack Obama]] (half-black, half-arab). A cameo for the sake of a race-related joke. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Chris removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.
* Blake (black, evil turned good). A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain, but switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] which were uploaded in 2015 [[Blake]] is mistaken as black, being wished a "happy Kwanza, brother" from an African American, and goes on an angry rant about how his skin in not "sunburn color", he is black because of a mutation.
*[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)
*[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good). A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil). The Big Cheese of the Jerkops.
** Occasionally other [[Jerkop]]s are shown to be black as well. No other minorities are apparent.
*[[Punchy]] (East Asian, good)
*[[Silvana]] (black, evil [said to turn good])
*[[Manajerks#Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)|Turdijerk]] (Indian?, drawn with tan skin, evil)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black police officers who talk entirely in stereotypical black slang.
*[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker). A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, good, <s>never seen</s> debuts in ''Sonichu'' #12)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz (Bill the Scientist)|Bill Schwartz]] (possibly Jewish, worked for [[Giovanni]] but later on changed sides)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|Ching Chong]] (Asian, appeared in the [[Wedding Comic]] as a flower girl)
*PHI Spring Break reporter (Black, appears in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "sistas and brothas".

==Sources==
<references/>
{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

Chris and race

2022-12-09T19:38:14Z

Carrion:

{{Honest}}

{{quote|I never really had anything against, uh, race or people, I never really did... I have nothing against black people or anyone else of other countries.|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] while talking to [[BraveryJerk Interviews|BraveryJerk]] in [[2016]], in spite of previous questionable depictions of race in his comics and videos.}}

[[Image: Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV]], [[manipulated]] into putting on blackface.]]

The '''race''' of people is often considered a sensitive topic, a poor match for [[Chris]], with his [[Autism|lack of social tact and tendency to take pop culture stereotypes literally]]. While Chris doesn't seem to hold deeply bigoted views or have irrational hatred toward people that aren't white (or at least not on the same level as his views on [[homos|homosexuals]], [[Asperger's|people with Asperger's Syndrome]], and [[JERKS]]) he has been remarkably tone-deaf when talking about, or portraying, minorities in his comics and videos. The [[Miscreants]] group of trolls used race as ammo to mock and [[manipulate]] Chris.

==Chris and stereotypes==
Chris's views of other cultures can also be traced to the television he watches such as the typical [[Adult Swim]] cartoon which includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor.

===Blacks===
[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] include whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref><ref>In [[IRC (17 December 2008)]], he was asked to describe all the races he would date and he answered, "all but black."</ref> Chris tells this not only to trolls, but to black [[boyfriend-free girls]] in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion." To their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref>

His stated reason for not being interested in black women is that his dream-prophecy of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] shows her to be white, which means her mother must be white as well.

Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a Boyfriend free girl, much to his chagrin<ref>[[Sonichu Fan Promo]]</ref> – even though he previously approved of a notable piece of fan art with the phrase included prominently. This is essentially accurate; for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he says that "[[Tobacky|smokers]], [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

On the less-discriminatory side, Chris also has stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

Some teenaged black kids frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090620070812/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these children.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster...."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090621132756/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

He does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]].

When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in Ebonics, including referring to himself as a "nigga" (although ''not'' as a "[[niggo]]") and making statements like, "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the, from the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref>

On 27 [[June 2012]], Chris posted in [[Facebook]] a photo of a black woman at McDonald's who he said discriminated against him, and demanded people not go there, and if they do to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!"<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts]]</ref>

In 2014, when Chris was infatuated with [[Catherine]], he had a romantic rival by the name of [[Colin]]; he sent a message describing the light shining off of Colin's head in a photo as "poo light."<ref>[[Colin Chat 1]]</ref>

In 2016, Chris was asked by [[BraveryJerk]] what his opinion on the Black Lives Matter movement was. Chris seemingly had never heard of the movement, saying "Uhhh, Black Li – I have not heard of that. Well…Black Lives Matter. It sounds like it’s…uh…maybe people, black people are, sounds like they’re having trouble? But I feel…that, you know, to help any person in general, regardless of race or whatever. I mean, I’m for…the,uh…Black Lives forever."<ref>https://youtu.be/LTtBLPH350w?t=547</ref>

===Asians===
{{Main|Japanophilia}}

In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy Sonichu]] as a [[CWC Fighter|kung fu]] master with [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanty eyes]], raised in a dojo. When a fan criticized this stereotyping, Chris claimed that Punchy was "NOT of Asian origin".<ref>[[Mailbag 6]]</ref> Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung fu to Japan, when in actuality it comes from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person, and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> In a [[Katie Bay E-mails|leaked series of e-mails]], it is shown that Chris simply does not seem to know that China and Japan are not the same, as he calls the Japanese account Chinese, failing to realize that they are separate countries with different governments, languages, writing systems and currencies.

In [[Chris Calls Clyde Out]], Chris pretends to be [[Clyde Cash]] while doing an imitation of an Asian accent. This is presumably a reference to Clyde's Asian ancestry.<ref>[[Mumble 2]]</ref>

In his real-life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least a neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and at one point [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating Spaghetti (36:49 - 38:54)|believed Emily to be part-Asian]].

[[Manajerks|"Turdijerk"]] from "Off-Target" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.

===Native Americans===
{{main|Cherokian Clan}}
[[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really. (Note [[Semen|the typo]].)]]
As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of Native Americans are a misguided expression of "pride" for his "heritage".

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his "[[Cherokian]]" heritage with ''Sonichu'' lore. He depicts [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|Cherokee]] characters in his work as white-skinned and blue-eyed, and wearing Ancient Roman-style armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The [[Wasabi Clan]] unsurprisingly also bear no resemblance to Native Americans.

Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize ''[[My Little Pony]]'' dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous "Cheroki-Chan", a Native American pony clearly based upon himself. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.

Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as "Native American culture" in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water-washable paint (and a "[[muscle bra]]") and wields a plastic gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. True Cherokee historically wore breechcloths and leggings most of the time prior to adopting modern styles, and there is little evidence to suggest they owned muscle bras. They also notably did not go to war with toy guns, but instead with bows and arrows, which Chris [[I AM STRONG|lacks the strength]] to use.

===Jews===
{{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel Michael Snyder!... JEW!|Chris, [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|demonstrating his boundless empathy for religious minorities]]}}

Near the beginning of Chris's [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|unsuccessful attempt]] in April 2010 to be unbanned from the [[The GAMe PLACe]], he casually pointed out that Michael Snyder was probably Jewish, using his last name as a point of reference ("Snyder" is a common Dutch surname meaning "tailor". It happens to be similar to the German surname "Schneider", which is sometimes used by Jews). After failing to convince Snyder to lift the ban, Chris angrily called him a Jew and bolted out of the store. In a later video ([[Greene County Conspiracy|100 2178]]), Chris appears to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew". In an email to Katie Bay, he refers to Snyder as a "son of a bitch Jew" and a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew".<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref> This probably is moreso a misguided attempt to mimic [[South Park#Chris fails to grasp South Park|Eric Cartman]] than the result of any deep-seated anti-Semitism.

Chris finally apologized for insulting Michael on 31 [[March 2018]], after a [[CWC Ancestry|23andme test]] showed that he himself had 0.1% Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry. He characterized this as a "surprise."<ref>[https://archive.md/NR1Vv]</ref> As of 2020 his 23andme results no longer include Jewish ancestry.<ref>[[:File:DNA test.JPG]]</ref>

===Hispanics===
[[File:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|thumb|left|Espanolic and Vegaton, the only [[Pokémon]] lazier than [[Snorlax]].]]

Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on the [[Spanish]] language, Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a Grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized [[Wikipedia:Sombrero|sombrero]] in front of what appears to be the flag of [[Wikipedia:Flag of Bolivia|Bolivia]] or [[Wikipedia:Flag of Ghana|Ghana]], and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its "strange language". Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called "[[Wikipedia:Spanish fly|Spanish Fly]]", that puts its enemies to sleep.

Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create similar Pokémon named Lombre and Ludicolo, which, despite being obvious stereotypes, were handled far more tactfully than Chris could hope to do.

So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the [[Homos|lesbian]] nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]], and then Chris's <s>self-cest</s> children. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women. It also does not help her sentences are random mixes of Spanish and English – and no, not by throwing in a random word or two of Spanish into her sentences, but switching from English phrases to Spanish midway in her sentences (which appear to be Google-Translated).

It may also be notable that oftentimes, Chris refers to Hispanic people as being "Spanish". While not totally inaccurate, the word "Spanish" is usually reserved for people actually from Spain, whereas "Hispanic" is used for peoples from countries that predominantly speak Spanish (a good comparison would be referring to people from the USA as "English").

Chris has shown in the past a willingness to [[Joshua Martinez|befriend]] and [[Lori Lopez|date]] Hispanics.

===Indians===

When TheGamerFromMars took Chris out to eat at an Indian restaurant during the filming of [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]], Chris [[Random Access Humor|blurted out one-liners]] from [[The Simpsons]] character Apu (''complete with the stereotypical Indian accent''), much to the embarrassment and disapproval of his hosts. Despite that, Chris insisted on belting out another "Welcome to Kwik-E-Mart!" line before they sat down to eat, [[Autism|oblivious to the fact that he could have offended somebody.]]

===Other white ethnicities/cultures===
Chris has not shown outright malevolence towards other white cultures, but is often ignorant of their customs and nations. In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], Chris plays an Irish song while wearing a kilt and pretending to be Scottish, then mentions a [[Wikipedia:Shillelagh_(club)|shillelagh]].

Chris has an extremely basic idea on eastern Europe and Russia; [[Sylvana]] was given a supposedly Russian accent midway through the comic for no discernable reason (although the way it was written made it look like a German accent instead).

==Troll manipulation==
{{quote|[giggling] No, say "niggers", you stupid twat.|[[BlueSpike]] to Chris.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>}}

In the [[Julie Reveals Herself]] call, [[BlueSpike]] coerced Chris into saying "niggers"; Chris attempted to substitute [[niggos]] instead, but BlueSpike insisted and Chris caved. The term niggos became an infamous [[CWC-ism]].

Chris called [[Surfshack Tito]] a nigger on video<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref> and in email.<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]</ref> Notably, he never used the term in this context either before or after his interaction with Tito, who is not even depicted as being a black person, suggesting Chris was [[manipulated]] by trolls behind the scenes into using the word.

In [[Jackie E-mails 14]], sweetheart [[Jackie]] asked Chris [[Song for Jackie.MOV|to dress up as Mr. Popo]] on video - a character from [[Dragon Ball]] with black skin, red lips and a turban - while singing "You ain't seen no Saiyans on the fiddle, / No Saiyans on the fiddle like this." Chris complied, though he was aware the costume would appear like blackface and placed a disclaimer stating that "this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus."

During the [[Idea Guy]] saga Chris was manipulated into [[Chris and fashion| dressing up as a gopnik]] (bottle of vodka included) while spouting the phrase "A nu cheeki breeki" and "Davai" over and over again (in reference to the stalker games which Joshua was obsessed with), although like many things during that saga the whole meme probably flew completely over Chris's head and actually was led to believe that the chant was Cherokean instead.

==Not a racist?==
[[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|Chris being a [[niggo|wiggo]].]]
{{quote|And I am NOT racist, and I like Jews.|Chris, in response to a [[Mailbag_6#Rejected_Mailbag|rejected mailbag]] email}}

{{quote|Blacks [...] are good people too.|Chris, in the [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|disclaimer for his Mr. Popo video]]}}

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville "they can even vote". Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. He also genuinely likes two black actors: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan & Kel]].

He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]], he wrote he would date "Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries" (except the ones being black).

==Chris's ethnic background==
{{Wise|he is part black and part Jewish.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 7]]</ref>}}

[[File:DNA test.JPG|thumb|500px|Chris's updated 23andMe results as of 11 October 2020.]]
[[File:Ancestry composition1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's original results which convinced him he was Jewish.]]
Influenced by his parents' claims, Chris has long asserted that he is of primarily [[Daniel Weston|English]] descent, with some [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] heritage on Bob's side and some French heritage on Barb's. However, in March 2018, the [[Idea Guys]] had Chris apply for a DNA test from 23andMe to determine his ancestry,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]</ref> which showed that he was of 100% European genetic background, with slightly over half of this being British and most of the rest from across Northwestern Europe. The test also indicated that Chris had a trace amount (less than 0.1%) of Ashkenazi ("ash-KEN-azi") Jewish ancestry. Chris was also led to believe that he had black ancestry because his paternal haplogroup lineage, like all human lineages, began in Africa (as a matter of fact both his paternal and maternal haplogroups point to European origin). As a result, Chris declared that he was "Fully Observant of [his] Jewish ancestry" and that he was "black too." He apologized for his past offensiveness regarding Jews and black people.

Sometime between 2018 and 2020 Chris's 23andMe results were updated. They now show no Jewish ancestry whatsoever, showing a somewhat larger component of [[Mario|Italian]] ancestry instead. They also show that he is of 0.1% [[Cherokean Chant|Siberian]] ancestry, possibly the sign of a distant Native American ancestor as North Asian and Native American populations are closely related.<ref>[https://customercare.23andme.com/hc/en-us/articles/202906870-Can-23andMe-identify-Native-American-ancestry-]</ref> Chris has yet to comment on these new results.

==Minority characters in ''Sonichu''==

Chris attempts to add in characters of various races and religions with decidedly mixed results. Many of his non-white characters are one-dimensional or barely relevant but then again so is every white one who isn't Chris in his world full of rainbow hedgehogs. Virtually all black characters are depicted as criminals, villains, or undesirables. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

In the [[Mailbag]], when Chris is confronted about the lack of minorities in his comic he claims that all of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are considered "minorities" in CWCville, implying that he completely missed the point of the question. Despite being minorities, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon group never experiences discrimination nor prejudices in the comic; [[homos|that's saved for another minority in CWCville]]. Chris tolerated a [[Niggo]] [[Bubbles]] and Indian [[Magi-chan]] renditions in [[July 2020]].

*[[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] (Jewish, good but immature)
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (<s>Paleface</s> Native American, lawful good)
*[[Wes Iseli#Wasabi Rival|Wasabi Rival]] (<s>Caucasian</s> Native American, evil)
*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer#Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] - (<s>white-washed</s> Native American, good, probably the whitest of all Native American characters in the comics as she's not only blue-eyed but also blonde)
*[[Manajerks#B-Manajerk|B-Manajerk]] (black, evil). A '''villain''' based off a real-life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black; the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s.
*[[Barack Obama]] (half-black, half-arab). A cameo for the sake of a race-related joke. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Chris removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.
* Blake (black, evil turned good). A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain, but switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] which were uploaded in 2015 [[Blake]] is mistaken as black, being wished a "happy Kwanza, brother" from an African American, and goes on an angry rant about how his skin in not "sunburn color", he is black because of a mutation.
*[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)
*[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good). A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil). The Big Cheese of the Jerkops.
** Occasionally other [[Jerkop]]s are shown to be black as well. No other minorities are apparent.
*[[Punchy]] (East Asian, good)
*[[Silvana]] (black, evil [said to turn good])
*[[Manajerks#Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)|Turdijerk]] (Indian?, drawn with tan skin, evil)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black police officers who talk entirely in stereotypical black slang.
*[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker). A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, good, <s>never seen</s> debuts in ''Sonichu'' #12)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz (Bill the Scientist)|Bill Schwartz]] (possibly Jewish, worked for [[Giovanni]] but later on changed sides)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|Ching Chong]] (Asian, appeared in the [[Wedding Comic]] as a flower girl)
*PHI Spring Break reporter (Black, appears in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "sistas and brothas".

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Barbara Chandler

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{{Unreliable|type=cred|Barb has a long history [[Gal_Pal_E-mails_3#Borb_vs_MAGfest|manipulating]] people.|She might also have dementia or some other cognitive disability. Alternatively, she may be faking dementia symptoms on camera.}}

{{quote|I am close to my mother, but I would advise some space between you and your mother. And I recommend [[Love Quest|finding yourself]] a Girlfriend/Sweetheart to remain with in your later years of life. Mama's not gonna be around forever.|Chris feigns giving advice to a ''Sonichu'' fan.<ref>[[Mailbag 13#Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud...]]</ref>}}

{{quote|She [[Death threats|threatens to kill me]] in her episode of emotional rage.|Chris on Barb.<ref name="jackie26">[[Jackie E-mails 26]].</ref>}}

{{quote|Barbara was more of a “Guilty Pleasure” waifu|Chris [[Chris and escapism#Roleplaying|roleplaying]] as Magi-Chan, demonstrating his [[Chris and sex#Incest|Oedipal complex]].}}

{{Infobox Person
|name = Barbara Chandler
|image = July11BarbPhoto2.jpg|imagesize=250px|
|birthname = Barbara Ann Weston
|aliases = Barb Bobcat [[Obesity|Snorlax]] [[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Sugar Darling]] Barbie Barbie Chan<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Decent flashlight]]</ref> lady friend<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]</ref> Merlin<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 January 2022]]</ref>
|label3 = Date of Birth
|year = 1941
|month = 10
|day = 1
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|spouse = Ran Coleman Yeatts Sr. (1961–1963, divorce) Walter Jerome Harmon Jr. (1968-1980) [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] (1980–2011, his death)
|children = [[Cole Smithey|Joseph Cole Smithey]] [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
|father = Joseph Otto "Joe" Weston (1896–1955)
|mother = Carrie Edna Wynn (1911–1967)
|occupation = Magician's assistant (1967-1976) Office worker (retired)
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|gameplace|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|liquid|cn}}, {{saga|asperchu|cn}}, {{saga|secondexile|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
}}

'''Barbara Ann Chandler'''<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref> (''née'' '''Weston''', formerly '''Yeatts''' and '''Smithey'''; born 1 {{w|1941#October|October 1941}}<ref name=Harvey155>https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) is the widow of [[Bob Chandler]] and the mother of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year [[2000]] Award Chris created for her.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 13|A Week With Christian Chandler, page 13]]</ref> She has not won the award since, although Chris did have other, more twisted "gifts" in mind for his mother over twenty years later.

Though Bob has remained relatively popular with [[Trolls]] and Christorians alike, the same cannot be said for Barbara, who has been consistently disliked by nearly everyone but Chris and her late husband – with many members of her own family distancing themselves from her at least since at least the funeral of one of [[Aunt Corrina|Chris's aunts]]. Whereas Bob eventually recognized his shortcomings as a parent to Chris and attempted to correct them late into his life, Barbara has consistently been one of the biggest enablers of Chris's bad behavior since he was a child, on top of emotionally manipulating, threatening, and on occasion physically abusing him (elements which Chris would turn around and use on her later in her life). Barbara has been instrumental in turning Chris into the spoiled manchild that he is, and like Bob before her, has encouraged him not to seek a serious career path in favor of [[Monthly tugboat|getting welfare off of his condition]], in spite of the fact that he could get a minimum-wage job and still qualify for welfare.

It has long been suspected that she has some form of narcissistic personality disorder, which goes hand-in-hand with what we know about her neglectful to abusive relationship with Chris, along with his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]], who received a much worse treatment from her. Her hoarding habits also indirectly lead to the [[2014 house fire]], as sparks from a coffee maker that had no business being plugged into an extension cord in the bathroom burned the paper, plastic, and wood in the room before engulfing the house, and much of the [[Financhu Crisis]] is subsequently on her. Nonetheless, Chris remains unaware of just how bad a parent she's been to him, and he continues to cling to her in an Oedipal fashion (to a horrifying degree, as we'd later find out) as she approaches death's door, and he's no closer to becoming a self-sufficient adult two decades after graduating high school.

For much of the Classic Era of Christory, Barbara was extremely obese and napped a lot (earning her the nickname "{{w|Snorlax}}", after the fat, sleepy [[Pokémon]] of the same name), but she has since shed a ton of weight in her twilight years. This sharp loss of weight, loss of hair color, and knowledge of her son's status as a living internet meme all factored into her role in appearing in multiple begging videos, alongside reportedly playing up senility for the camera to [[Chris and manipulation|manipulate]] viewers into paying for donations. (Whether or not Barb was "just acting" senile remains unclear, particularly with later events in mind.) Unfortunately, [[Chris and money|much like her son]], she spends most of the donations that she receives on frivolous crap rather than working to resolve her mounting [[debt]] that which will be placed upon Chris after she kicks the bucket.

Nonetheless, some offered sympathy to Barb in light of some incredibly dark revelations late into her life. Near the end of [[July 2021]], Chris told [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that [[Affair with Mother|he began an incestuous relationship with Barbara]], long speculated to be suffering from some form of degenerative brain disease, which Chris later indicated was possible; by extension could mean that she may have been [[Chris and sex#Rape|unable to consent]] with her son. Audio of this revelation quickly leaked out to the internet at large. Chris previously told [[Null]] that he'd found a [[boyfriend-free girl]] over the age of 50 who was an accountant years ago – details which match up with a description of who Barb is – leading Null to believe that Chris found a girlfriend who he didn't want people to find out about before eventually realizing that Chris screwed his own mother. Following this horrifying news, Null severed his ties with Chris, and the damage done was swift and immeasurable as both Chris and Barb were vacated from [[14 Branchland Court]] and separated by [[Jerkops|the authorities]], with Barb being placed under medical care and [[Jail Saga|Chris being sent to jail, awaiting trial]].

Barb returned to her residence at some point in [[August 2021]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210904171746/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-29-2021-barb-returned-to-14bc.99387//]</ref>, apparently appearing more rattled than usual.<ref>[[Fan visits#e1ectricthunder]]</ref> In an [[October 2021]] letter to a fan, Chris mentioned that he had received a letter from Barb during his stay in jail.<ref name=25letter>[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)]]</ref> A [[November 2021]] letter to [[Other enablers#Kenneth Engelhardt|Kengle]] revealed that Barb was involved in a car crash claiming that she had suffered two broken ribs and a concussion, and has since been at the mercy of senior caregivers and extended family members who had never wanted to see her ever again until hearing about what she'd been through.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/latest-letter-from-cwc-dated-november-30th-barbara-injured-in-a-automobile-accident.2011/]</ref> This was later confirmed by a CarFax report<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-latest-letter-to-kengle-barb-sustains-serious-injuries-in-automobile-accident-30th-november.107209/page-13#post-10675538 Confirmation of Barb's 2002 Dodge Caravan being totaled]</ref> and Barb being charged with Fail to Yield Right-of-Way for the incident.<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref>

==Spelling of name==
Barbara's high school yearbook and both her marriage licenses spell her full maiden name as ''Barbara '''Ann''' Weston'', as do other sources like Harvey Powers's genealogical website<ref name=Harvey155/> (her divorce decree omits the middle name entirely). Chris, however, usually (though not consistently) spells her name as ''Barbara '''Anne''' Weston Chandler'' with an e. This may be because he believes she is named after [[Anne Boleyn]].

==Early life==
[[Image:Babs1960.PNG|thumb|left|Barbara's senior photo from high school. While she looks pretty here, she would not age well.]]
{{Quote|Her life was a Redneck Simple Country one. She had mastered sewing, mending and making clothes and other farm-life facets and Church-Going habits.|Chris describes his mother's childhood<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>}}
Barbara is the fifth child (out of eight) of Joseph Otto "Joe" Weston, a [[RandomSong1|farmer]] (1896–1955) and Carrie Edna Wynn (1911–1967). They married in 1926 when Carrie was either 14 or 15 years old and Joseph [[Pedofork|was 29 or 30]].<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170825073641/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html</ref> Otto died in 1955, after falling from a horse-drawn wagon.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200603075643/http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html</ref> Barb's maternal grandfather was an alcoholic moonshiner, who carried out affairs and failed to provide even the most basic support for her mother's family.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180425032751/http://www.harveypowers.com:80/wynn/wynn/d118.html</ref> For whatever reason, Barb believes that she is descended from [[Anne Boleyn]], but this is impossible given that Elizabeth I, Boleyn's only daughter, died without an heir. She also thinks that a more recent ancestor named [[Daniel Weston]] boarded the ''Mayflower'', but no such person exists.

[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|Barb, emboldened by her hoard, evolved into a Snorlax over time.]]

Barb grew up on a low-income farming household in [[Wikipedia:Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]], a rural area in the far south of the state. An early memory from when she was two years old was seeing her father covered in silver paint, having fallen off the roof while painting it and nearly killed himself (had he been drinking on the job?).<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref> She graduated from {{w|Randolph-Henry High School}} in Charlotte Court House, Virginia in 1960. Due to family poverty, she was obliged to sew her own clothing.<ref name=younger>[[June 2021 social media posts#Chris larps as his younger self]]</ref> While at Randolph-Henry, she was treasurer of her school's chapter of the [[Women's rights|Future Homemakers of America]], a member of the Randolph-Henry bus patrol, a typist for her school yearbook, ''The Log'', a member of both the [[Spanish]] Club and the Library Club, as well as the Monogram Club and a cheerleader. She was also a member of many other school organizations, suggesting that she was very involved in extracurricular activities while in high school. She was also known for her perfect attendance record from her sophomore through her senior years of high school. According to her senior yearbook, her nickname in high school was Bobcat.

Barb had two boyfriends in high school, one of whom was [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Tom Ashby]], who would later marry her younger sister Harriet. According to a [[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up|Facebook status]] Chris wrote on 29 January 2012, Barbara lost her virginity during her high school years. Why Chris knows this is anyone's guess, although it's possible that he learned the basic principles of [[Honest Content]] from Mommy Dearest. In a [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|letter]] from 10 May 2022, however, Chris denies that Barbara ever had sex with her high school boyfriends, although he claims that her sisters accused her of doing so.

According a [[Incest Texts|leaked message]] to [[Bella]], Barbara has had sex with eight different men over the course of her life (not including Chris). She claims to have never [[mass debating|masturbated]].

Shortly after graduating from high school in 1960, Barb left Red Oak and "decided to set off on her own... [[Love Quest|in search for romance and her future]]". Apparently she left in order to go to college, breaking off her relationship with Tom, who was one year her junior. After Barb moved away, "her siblings, cousins, and others in Redoak" began to spread rumors about her and call her a slut in her absence. Around this time her mother also disowned her.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Chris has scabies too]]</ref> As it turned out, her relationship with her family would never get much better. Barb's relationship with Harriet and Tom is especially strained. Chris stated in a leaked video that he and his mother are not liked by the members of the Weston family who have outlived Corrina.<ref>[[Message for John Kyle]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barb majored in "accounting and numbers".<ref name=younger></ref> Where Barb attended college is unknown, but it may have been {{w|Wake Forest College}}, where her first husband Ran Coleman Yeatts was studying at the time. Wherever it was, she probably dropped out in 1961, when he graduated and married her. Her marriage certificate to Bob indicates that she never obtained a degree.

==Cole and his various fathers==
[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|left|Cole visits for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

From approximately 1961 through 1980, Barbara lived in [[Richmond]]. Over the course of her adult life prior to meeting Bob she had relationships with five men, three of whom are known by name.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

Barbara gave birth to [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is because she is {{w|Maury Povich}} trash.

Based on his experiences with various stepfathers, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] thinks that Barbara has a "proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates".<ref name="coleemail2">[[:File:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 2]]</ref> The use of "scurrilous" in this statement makes no sense, suggesting [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] tries to use [[Chris and English|big]] words to impress people – a family trait, perhaps.

===Ran Coleman Yeatts===
[[Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|thumb|Cole's [[TRUE and HONEST]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts Sr., from the 1961 Wake Forest College yearbook.]]

Records found by Cole in Richmond show that Barb married one '''Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts''' on June 17, 1961. Yeatts was born on 27 December 1939 in {{w|Pittsylvania County, Virginia}} but grew up in {{w|South Hill, Virginia|South Hill}}, a town about 35 miles east of Red Oak which also happens to be the hometown of Barb's mother Carrie and her moonshiner dad.<ref name=yeatts>[http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071320/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesdispatch/obituary.aspx?n=Ran-Yeatts&pid=88787372 Ran Coleman Yeatts obituary]</ref> Yeatts graduated from {{w|Park_View_High_School_(South_Hill,_Virginia)|Park View High School}} in South Hill in 1957 (not to be mistaken with {{w|Park_View_High_School_(Loudoun_County,_Virginia)|Park View High School}} in {{w|Sterling,_Virginia|Sterling, Virginia}}), and later that year he was enrolled at {{w|Wake Forest College}} in {{w|Winston-Salem, North Carolina}} (now Wake Forest University).<ref>https://lib.digitalnc.org/record/28659?ln=en#?c=0&m=0&s=0&cv=94&r=0&xywh=2347%2C1534%2C681%2C414</ref><ref>https://lib.digitalnc.org/record/28685?ln=en#?c=0&m=0&s=0&cv=77&r=0&xywh=1396%2C1140%2C926%2C414</ref><ref>https://lib.digitalnc.org/record/28686?ln=en#?c=0&m=0&s=0&cv=81&r=0&xywh=460%2C1252%2C1363%2C609</ref><ref>https://lib.digitalnc.org/record/28677?ln=en#?c=0&m=0&s=0&cv=64&r=0&xywh=2241%2C1842%2C1441%2C875</ref> He graduated from Wake Forest with a Bachelor of Arts degree in 1961, the year he and Barb married.<ref>http://www.archive.org/stream/howler1960wake/howler1960wake_djvu.txt</ref> Coincidentally, Bob Chandler was also living in Winston-Salem around the same time, where he was married to Patricia Faye Harley and working as an engineer.

According to their marriage certificate, Ran was living in Richmond at the time of the marriage, while Barb was still living in Red Oak. They were married at a Baptist church in {{w|Wylliesburg, Virginia}} near Red Oak (which the divorce documents misspell as "Sylliesburg").

A divorce was granted to Barb on 15 May 1963, at which point she was pregnant with Cole and living in Richmond. The decree states that Ran deserted her on 28 April 1962, although the final digit in "1962" appears to have been altered from a "3". The divorce license lists "0" children, although it is unclear if such a document would have taken unborn Cole into account. Cole was born shortly after the divorce on 24 July 1963.

To further fuel Cole's rage, Yeatts would visit him during his childhood and be introduced as a "friend of the family".<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /> After Cole hired a private detective, Barbara hung up on him when he called to ask about his father.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" />

Yeatts later remarried and died aged 67 on 6 June 2007. His obituary in the ''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' makes no mention of Cole or Barb, although Ran did have a grandson also named Cole.<ref name=yeatts/>

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File:1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license.jpeg|1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license
File:1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce.jpeg|1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce
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===Jack Smithey===
Barb insists that Cole's father is '''Jack Dale Smithey''', to whom she claims she was once married. However, Cole was unable to find a marriage license for the couple or any photographs from their alleged wedding.<ref name="coleemail2" /> Indeed, Christorians have been frustrated in their efforts to locate any such evidence; their ability and persistence in documenting everything Chris-adjacent rivals that of any private detective. In 1995, Cole's friend, syndicated cartoonist {{w|Ted Rall}}, made an Internet post questioning the whereabouts of Jack Dale Smithey. According to the post, Smithey lived in Richmond in 1963 (the year Cole was born) and was a Merchant Marine. He later worked as a trucker for Pilot Trucking in North Carolina but had not been heard of since 1964.<ref>http://archiver.rootsweb.ancestry.com/th/read/SURNAMES/1995-04/0798938259</ref> Cole eventually hired a private detective who tracked down Jack Smithey in Sarasota, Florida.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails">[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref> Nevertheless, newspaper articles from the 1960s indicate that she used the surname Smithey up until she married Jerry Harmon in 1968.

According to Barbara, she and Jack had a "fancy" wedding which was attended by her sisters and mother. Chris told Cole that Barbara considers Jack "a total drunk and loser".<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails">[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

In [[July 2021]], (in the middle of his incestuous affair with her), Chris asked Barbara about her relationship with Jack.

{{quote|Short story of it is that Jack and Barbie went out, sexed up, knocked her up.

Then he hit the road; was not in it to be a daddy. The life on the open road called out to him more.|Chris on Jack}}

Chris also mentioned that no photos of Jack were kept at home, though they did have photos of Jerry.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Barbara's ex]]</ref>

===Jerry Harmon===
[[Image:JerryHarmonandBarb.PNG|thumb|Jerry Harmon performing magic tricks with Barb assisting him, December 1968.]]

'''Walter Jerome "Jerry" Harmon, Jr.''' is Barbara's former lover and the alleged sinister stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], Chris's older half-brother. Jerry was born on July 1st, 1931 in {{w|Springfield, Massachusetts}} but grew up in {{w|Millboro, Virginia}} and later Richmond. Barbara claims to have married Jerry after her relationships with Jack Dale Smithey and Ran Coleman Yeatts. However, in the course of Cole's investigation into his family history, he was unable to find a marriage certificate.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" /> However there is a divorce record that Jerry and Barbara married in 18 June 1968 at Washington D.C. and divorced on 7 January 1980 after one year of living apart, three weeks before Bob had divorced his first wife Patricia. In a Facebook comment from 2020, Cole claims that Jerry adopted him in 1966.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976</ref>

{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gambit from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills.<ref name="Cole Smithey E-mails" />}}
{{-}}

{{quote|He might not have been the best dad, but Jerry was a humanitarian, as evidenced by his actions.|Cole being more charitable towards Jerry.<ref>https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html</ref>}}
{{-}}

In his article "[[Saturday Night Special]]", Cole would further elaborate about his first stepfather. According to Cole, Jerry was a professional magician who lived with Barbara in a second-floor apartment adjacent to the campus of Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond during the early 1970s. Jerry allegedly kept a gun in his nightstand drawer, which his stepson would play with, and was out cheating on his wife when an intruder came to the apartment, leaving Barb to have to fire the gun to scare them off. The shot ricocheted and nearly killed Cole as a result, hitting the wall a hair's breadth behind his head. Cole would later remove this article from his blog.

In a later article, "[[Operation Snowball|Operation Snowball: My First Career in Show Business]]", Cole describes how Jerry, Barb and himself took part in an annual traveling magic show which performed at mental hospitals in Virginia every [[Christmas]] season from 1967 to 1976. The trio performed under the name of "King Karnak, Barbie, and Cole". Each show would end with Jerry chopping off Barb's head with a guillotine.<ref>https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html</ref><ref>https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976</ref> Interestingly, Jerry married Rose LaNora Lotts in 1981, whom he first met when she was employed as an assistant for "King Karnak", suggesting that she replaced Barb in more ways than one.<ref>http://sjf.stparchive.com/Archive/SJF/SJF01221981P08.php</ref>

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File:JerryAndBarbDivorce.png|1980 1 7 - Barb and Jerry's divorce record
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==Life with Bob==
[[File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|thumb|1980 6 7 - Borb's marriage license]]
[[File:Barab?.JPG|thumb|Seen in the background of a 2020 photograph; this is probably Barb's wedding portrait]]

{{quote|He is only interested in making things look like he did 'em, it was his idea and I really didn't have anything to do with it. Even when I help him. I get no credit for anything. He never gives me credit to my face. Or if he's talking to anybody else. Just like he tells you sometimes, “Well I don't get no help from your mother.”|Barb ranting about her husband to Chris<ref>[[Kacey Call 15]]</ref>}}

Bob and Barbara met at "Maddy's Pub" in Richmond<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]</ref> (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader)<ref>[[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES]]</ref> one night in 1979. Barbara was there with friends and [[Bob]] was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, vividly recalled them being a pair of drunken dumbasses.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-1.PNG|24 July 2007 email #1 from Cole to Chris]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." They married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /> Chris claims that "Barbara, In her own words, Married him because 'He owned a house'".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref> Later that year Bob was transferred from Richmond to [[Charlottesville]]. They settled in the outlying suburb of [[Ruckersville]].

Barbara worked for several years as a secretary for Virginia Power (VEPCO, today called [[Wikipedia:Dominion Energy|Dominion Energy]]) in the finance department.<ref name=younger></ref>

In September [[1993]], Chris and Bob moved from Ruckersville to Chesterfield County near Richmond so that Chris would be able to attend middle school at a mainstream school.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> Barbara did not accompany them and remained in Ruckersville. Chris claimed that the separation allowed Barbara to continue working at her job with Virginia Power until retirement and that she still visited Bob and Chris every weekend during the time she lived separately from them. After going into retirement when Chris was in the eighth grade (early 1996), Barbara came to live with her husband and son in Chesterfield.<ref>[[Mailbag 32#Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes]]</ref><ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>

With both Barbara and Bob retired, they spent their twilight years from 2000 onward living in their Ruckersville home with Chris. It is difficult to ascertain what their relationship was like, but sources such as the tour of the house would suggest that Chris's parents neglected the [[14_Branchland_Court|family home]] and spent most of their time apart in separate areas of the house. According to Chris, Barbara had not had sex with Bob for at least two decades before his death. They began sleeping in different rooms sometime around the mid-2000s "because they're not as close as they should, used to or can be".<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> It can be presumed that as they got older, they grew more distant, but never to the point of wanting a divorce.

Barbara became a widow on 6 September 2011 when Bob died.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref>

==Treatment of Chris==

[[File:Barbara1993cropped.png|thumb|Barb c. 1993.]]
[[Image:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg|thumb|Age was not kind to Barb.]]

===Abuse and manipulation===
{{quote|And he told me of mom saying she was going to pack up and leave the house, then I ran downstairs, finding her on the couch; she was soo miserable and sad; she talked of Wanting to Die, "you don't even have to change my clothes, you can just bury me in what I have on." I was soo sad and crying and soo sorry for the way I misbehaved; we hugged and made up a bit.|An example of Barb's manipulation.<ref name=magfest>[[Gal Pal E-mails 3#Borb vs MAGfest]]</ref>}}

Barb has had a long history of abusing and/or [[Chris and manipulation|manipulating]] her children. For example, she has often used threats of suicide to guilt Chris into obeying her whims. When Bob and Chris once tried to discuss cleaning the hoard to Barb, she responded by threatening suicide.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200810205450/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-1-12-skylanders-imaginators-leader-christine-w-chandler-random-review-n-stuff.27570/page-9 </ref>
She also threatened suicide to her family during the [[Ivy]] Saga, supposedly as a response to the stress she was going through.<ref name="IvyQ&A"/>

In an episode from 2011, when Chris failed to book himself a hotel room for [[MAGfest]], due to being broke, and planned to sleep in his car,<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 29]]</ref> Barb prevented him from going by pointing out the "crime risk and chilly temperatures", threatening to lock him out of their house, claiming that she would pack up and leave, and later told him she wanted to die. After Chris folded and went to his room to cry about it, she gave him a "half-payment of a copy of DC Universe Online to make up for not allowing [him] to go".<ref name=magfest></ref> Later that year, after Chris became a [[tomgirl]], Barb tried to stop him from wearing dresses and make-up by telling him she feared he would kill her. She then ordered him to sit down, and she cut his hair.<ref name="jackie26"></ref>

It also appears that Chris's diet is not a concern for Barb. The night after the Chandler family moved back to Ruckersville, Bob and Chris refused a spaghetti dinner offered by Barb. As a response, Barb decided to forego cooking for her family and has not made a meal for Chris since then.<ref>See emails sent by [[Jackie E-mails 24|Chris to Jackie on 24 and 26 April 2011]].</ref>

In addition, Barb has used the specter of old age for her own gain, by manipulating Chris into thinking she will have a heart attack. This tactic has been used so often that Chris will panic and call 911 if Barb does not answer the phone when he calls her to check up on her when he is out of the house.<ref>Comments from Marvin on Kiwi Farms, gone when the site was taken down.</ref> When Barb and Chris were both arrested for [[assault and battery]], Chris was extremely worried about her health, saying in an e-mail:

{{quotebox|My mother fought the police in my defense, and she was handcuffed and I was emotionally distraught, I screamed and Screamed and SCREAMED, until an ambulance came for my mother to take her to UVA Hospital; she was okay, but her Blood Pressure was high.

I prayed a LOT to Jesus for my release and safe return home with my mother. And I banged the cell door with both my feet while lying on a folding mattress on the floor (to get those bastards to let me see and talk to my mother

Only after seeing my mother in her suit pass by my second cell, did I start to calm down. I was REALLY WORRIED about my mother and her health. She Needed Me, and I Needed Her.}}

The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] summed up Chris's relationship with Barb:

{{quoteboxgreen|Well, I don't think they talk very much. However, no, Chris is Barb's hand servant. She screams for him and he comes running. She has him change the newspaper the dogs shit on, she has him run errands to bring her stuff, and she used to have him haul her goodwill crap to the car, and then from the car into the house.

''...''

I think Barb's yelling has gotten much less frequent nowadays. It seems like she's pretty feeble nowadays. Chris is just as scared of Barb as he used to be though. I don't think he realizes how much power he has over Barb nowadays.

They're really physically affectionate in a strange way. Chris is pretty touchy feely with women because of habits he learned by spending time with Barb.<ref name=qualified>https://web.archive.org/web/20210906155444/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/is-chris-really-qualified-to-be-caring-for-barb.16435/page-4</ref>}}

After Bob died, Barb's abuse of Chris escalated. She treated him as a slave and forced him to be on-call at all times. Around [[2013]], she forced Chris to move out of his bedroom, specifically so she could bark orders at him more efficiently, by throwing a tantrum and wrecking his possessions.

{{quoteboxgreen|a few months to a year before the fire, Chris stopped being permitted to sleep separately from Barb, in his bedroom. He had to sleep closer to Barb, because she needed to be able to yell for him to go to [[sheetz]] and buy her crap, and he wasn't able to hear her up in his bedroom. He kind of tried to resist at first, but then she got super pissed and threw a tantrum. She wrecked his room and like flipped everything over because he was trying to sleep on his own.<ref name=qualified/>}}

===Financial exploitation===
{{quote|she is also being Very Annoying. “Christine, Let’s put this random good item on eBay. I REALLY Need the Money for not only my bill payments, but also, we need more food here. I am greedy too.”

“OH! You sold something of Yours? I Want $50 From That”, she is constantly pestering and bugging me. Nowadays, Nearly every time she comes downstairs to talk or chill, my Impulsive, Subconscious feeling of her presence is Cringe and “Oh, No! She’s gonna Bug Me Again of the Da** Finances Again!”|Chris<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts]]</ref>}}

===Pampering===
{{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his {{w|Oedipus complex}}.<ref>[[Mumble 10]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Yes, dear.|Chris, addressing Barb<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]</ref>}}

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File:Parenting Interview 001.jpg|Barb and Bob's answers on a parenting quiz.
File:Parenting Interview 002.jpg|The second page.
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[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|[[Affair with Mother|Horrifyingly qualifies as foreshadowing.]]]]

According to Cole, Bob and Barbara left Chris alone every day for years with the [[abusive babysitter]] while going out drinking, effectively ignoring the manifestation of the earliest symptoms of autism.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> After Chris's initial diagnosis, and after their negligence was inevitably thrown back in their face, Barbara resorted to any means necessary to coax Chris into talking, most notoriously by bribing him with toys.<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref>

[[Image:ImWorkingOnIt.png|thumb|left|Chris and Barbara in an intimate moment. A less subtle case of foreshadowing.]]

While both of Chris's parents are largely responsible for his current state, Barb has more often than not been the most active in protecting Chris from recognizing any failure or shortcoming on his part, doing everything from being his sole commission with [[Cutco]] to going as his date to his [[Manchester High School#The Senior Prom|senior prom]].

This pattern of accountability continues even into Chris's adult years. On at least two occasions, most notably after he was banned permanently, Barbara visited [[the GAMe PLACe]] attempting to protect and defend her little snowflake and argue his case with [[Michael Snyder]], but to no avail.

As first evidenced by the "GAMe PLACe/4Chan picture" incident, she is extremely paranoid regarding Chris's online misadventures, likely because she fears that he'll [[Jerkhief|get]] [[Bagget|arrested]] and [[28 October 2011|go to prison]]. Given some of the violent states of some of his videos and Chris's [[Arrest|track record]], she is probably not too far from the truth. She may also suspect that Chris is a [[pedofork|pedophile]], as she [[Mumble 10| thought it was possible that he may have fallen for a ''To Catch a Predator''-esque sting operation]] during the [[Julie]] fiasco. She even seems to suspect that [[Megan Schroeder]], one of the few women Chris has known who ''was not'' out to troll him, is partially responsible for the persecution he has endured over the years. She does her part to keep his activities under control by acting as Chris's personal concierge, as seen when she interrogated [[Ivy]] for about half an hour before letting her speak to Chris.<ref name="IvyQ&A">[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.<ref>[[Sonichu Girls]] and [[White knight emails]]</ref> She also told Chris that the reason he often "blanks out" or gets confused is not that he is an absent-minded, slothful buffoon, but that he is a "[[Chris and art|creative genius]] and is simply overwhelmed by having so many creative ideas".<ref>[[Kacey Call 12]]</ref>

However, it seems that even Barb has her limits. Like Bob, she was [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|ashamed of Chris's effeminate escapades]], claiming that she did not raise a daughter, and that "tomgirl" is not a thing. [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers|She tried and failed]] to get Chris to stop wearing a bra and panties, even offering to pay him to stop.

===Intimate behavior===
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

{{quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.|[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|One result of Barb's parenting choices, as explained by Chris in August 2016.]]
}}

To cap off their relationship, Chris revealed in private conversations with multiple people that Barb has spooned with him.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxGU4nSlX0M ''PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!'' (YouTube)]</ref>

From [[Arthur Spatchcock]], on Chris sharing a bed with his mother:

{{quoteboxred|Story time, kids. Now most of us are aware of the fire; how Barb and Chris were displaced for some time while the house was getting renovated. You know how Chris was all whiny about his legos, right? Some getting melted, shit like that...well he kind of left out that his own bed was ruined as well given it had years of grease soaked into it because not bathing is so chic in his eyes. So when they got back home Chris didn't have his own bed anymore so he was sharing one with Barb instead. This came with the horrifying addendum that Barb wanted to spoon with him; I don't know if he was little spoon or big spoon but I know she was unimpressed and one night just unloaded on him angrily enough that Chris decided to get his own bed with his own money. So it goes without saying that from the time Chris and Barb got back home [[DStecks|until he got that grand]] he was sleeping in the same bed as his mother.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20190423212237/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-4-11-e-begging-intensifies.19356/page-5</ref>}}

In August 2016, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] observed Chris and Barb in public during a court hearing:<ref>[[26 December 2014]]</ref>

{{quoteboxred|Barb and Chris are way too physically intimate. It's one thing to describe their creepy relationship, it's quite another to watch it IRL. They hold hands and Chris is always putting his arm around her and rubbing her shoulders sensually. That's shit I'd do to someone I'd want to bang. Not a family member. It's weird.}}

{{quote|I am not a "Bates". OMG.|Chris, in denial<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>}}

Barb's habit of cuddling with Chris had been going on since Bob was alive, and he knew of it, but, due to Barb's manipulation, he was not able to stop her.<ref>http://archive.is/zwWV9</ref> In [[August 2016]], Chris [[Honest content|admitted]] to having [[Chris and sex#Dreams of sex with Barb|incestuous fantasies about Barb]], prompting further analysis of their uncomfortably intimate relationship. Chris sometimes refers to her as [[Darling|"dear" or "darling"]], as he usually does for [[DoopieDoOver|would-be sweethearts]]. In his [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|April 2018 Twitch stream]], when Chris got his mother to reluctantly say "[[Random-access humor|turn me loose, you silly goose]]" after hugging him, he commented that she "used to do that more [[Chris and English|flirtingly]]".

In [[June 2021]], not long before his [[Affair With Mother|incestuous relationship]] with his mom allegedly began, Chris, completely unprompted, claimed in a [[Facebook]] post that he and Barb had never slept in the same bed:<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#CPU stuff and Barb]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Also, during the time my mom and I slept in my bedroom, we slept in Separate Furniture; she slept on the couch, and I slept in the bed. She and I Never ever had slept in the same bed together during those short months between ‘11 and ‘12.

Never in the same bed. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

Throughout 2021, Chris was feeling several instances of sexual frustration, hitting on [[MKRNightVee|several]] [[Annie Ikenberry|women]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|of]] [[The Suitress|interest]]. It has gotten to the point where Chris would release all of this sexual tension on Barbara in mid June, where he would continuously have sexual intercourse with her every three days. The context in which this has all happened is hazy at best, as information on the affair primarily came from an [[Incest Call|infamous call]] where he describes incestuous acts, and a few leaked chats Chris had with people. Throughout his affair with Barbara, Chris would hint at having such an affair online, calling Barbara a "sweetheart over 50". Sometime after [[the Suitress]] had leaked a chunk of the call on a Discord Server, which would soon after be posted onto various websites by her friends, several concerned observers wold contact authorities about the affair, leading to his arrest.

==Health problems==
{{protip|Despite being heavily speculated on and assumed by Christorians, it is not actually known if Barb has dementia or some other degenerative brain disease. It is speculated that she might even be deliberately faking senility in videos in order to garner sympathy in begging videos, as she has been seen and heard acting lucid when she was not aware that she was being recorded for the internet. With that in mind, Chris has indicated that she is struggling mentally.}}

===Mental===
Barb is understood by most to be a highly unstable woman, and worryingly, many of her behaviors can also be observed in Chris. Many believe her to be selfish and extremely narcissistic, on account of her baseless belief that she is [[Daniel Weston|descended from]] [[Anne Boleyn|Tudor high nobility]], and the pathological manner in which she lies and assigns blame to others, even in instances where the fault clearly lies with her. All of these traits are shared by Chris, with Barb's apparent encouragement. Additionally, many aspects of her relationship with Chris are consistent with [https://web.archive.org/web/20201112020245/https://www.daughtersofnarcissisticmothers.com/mothers-with-narcissistic-personality-disorder/ narcissistic motherhood], which is a fascinating, but complex, a topic too lengthy to be discussed in detail here. Although Chris seems to be her [https://web.archive.org/web/20201112024302/https://www.daughtersofnarcissisticmothers.com/golden-child-and-scapegoat/ "golden child"], she does not shy from mistreating him if he displeases her. This can be seen in an email to [[Jackie]] from May 2011; Chris claimed that his mother flew into a rage over his [[tomgirl]] inclinations, forcing him to submit to a haircut and [[Death threats|threatening to kill him]].<ref name="jackie26"></ref>

Aside from her narcissism, Barb is also infamous to Christorians for her hoarding. During Chris's youth, she would create piles of clothes as tall as her son.<ref name=younger></ref> Chris has labelled her a "pack rat",<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref> and on more than one occasion has indicated his displeasure at her hoarding and the consequent state of [[14 Branchland Court|their house]], although neither he nor Bob are known to have ever seriously challenged it. Barb compulsively hoards her purchases, particularly from Goodwill, which, by [[2009]], had rendered the living room uninhabitable.<ref>[[Tour of Chris's House]]</ref> When Bob was admitted to the hospital for the final time, he was quarantined for bug bites, ostensibly due to the conditions in the Chandler household.<ref>[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]</ref> The situation did not improve after Bob's passing, either. A [[Tour of Chris's House II|second house tour video]] made by Chris in [[2013]] revealed that Barb's hoarding had gotten severe enough to render entire rooms completely inaccessible, with some rooms literally full of stuff to within inches of the ceiling, and others reduced to crevices carved into walls of junk.

Barb's hoarding was predicted by many to lead to disaster, and finally did on [[2014 house fire|10 January 2014]], when Chris accidentally started a house fire in the morning while trying to brew coffee in the bathroom, because the kitchen had been among the rooms blocked off by Barb's junk. Naturally, Barb's hoard provided ample kindling for the fire, and the house was severely damaged before the fire could be contained. In fact, given the state of the house in the second tour video, it's surprising that Chris and Barb were able to escape. Unsurprising, however, is the fact that one of the Chandlers' remaining cats died in the blaze, and one of the firefighters sent to the scene also suffered unspecified injuries.

While the Chandlers [[Rental House|relocated]], pending repairs to their home, Barb's stuff went into storage. When repairs were completed a year later, Barb had all of it moved back to 14 Branchland Court, and is not known to have disposed of any of it, even though, by all accounts, most of what she and Chris were able to salvage is either fire, smoke or water damaged, rendering it completely useless. This was confirmed in April 2017, when Chris mentioned the laundry room contained a "mountain pile" of 20-40 bags of dirty, damaged clothing that had not been washed since the fire occurred.<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering The Classic shirt for $12,000 minimum]]</ref>

Barb has also been long speculated to suffer from a form of dementia due to later video appearances (mostly begging videos) showing her as struggling with forming sentences without a degree of prompting by Chris. Some initially speculated that Chris and Barb were taking advantage of her feeble, elderly state for the purpose of emotionally manipulating their audience into giving them more donations out of pity, as there were other videos where Barb appeared to be more cognizant and seemed to be able to handle her own finances to some degree. It was suggested by some with close knowledge of Chris, such as [[The Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]], that ''she'' was the one who encouraged him to make the videos with her in it.

However, in light of the [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]] situation, in which Chris noted that she seemed "partially confused" on at least one of the occasions that he jumped her bones, how much of her situation was an act (presuming if any of it was) and how much is real has been called into question. Barb was evaluated at a hospital after being separated from her son and was able to return to her home after he was incarcerated, though it should still be noted that the bar for being deemed qualified enough to take care of oneself is low. [[Fan visits#Barb Visit|A later visit by Chris's fans]], where Barb did not know that she was being recorded, may have demonstrated that she has a degree of difficulty with cognitive function, or at least that she suffers from hearing loss. This would also somewhat explain the reason behind the [[November 2021]] traffic collision that she was involved in, where she failed to yield the right-of-way and got T-Boned by a tractor-trailer on the driver's side.<ref>[[:File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord2.jpg]]</ref> Since then, she's presumably had to rely on senior caregivers and extended family to live off of since [[Chris|her youngest]] is too preoccupied with [[Jail Saga|other matters]] to take care of her.<ref>[[Jail_Letter_-_27_November_2021#cite_note-2]]</ref> In [[June 2022]], a letter from Chris confirmed that Barb is suffering from "falling mentality", although it's not clear what that entails.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 June 2022]]</ref>

===Weight===
[[Image:Cheers01.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction.]]

Like Chris, Barbara was [[obesity|obese]] at the time of his discovery by the internet. As late as the 1990s, Barbara was reasonably slim, but she, along with Chris, ballooned out as the 2000s rolled along, to the point of resembling an American serial killer {{w|Rose West}}. Her massive size earned her the affectionate nickname '''Snorlax''' from the [[trolls]]. Barb's size may have led to her [[Chris and stress|sleeping a lot]]<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> and usually skipping [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].<ref>[[Church audio]]</ref>

However, according to eyewitness reports, Barbara lost weight in 2012.<ref>[[This is how the Trial went‎]]</ref> Her weight loss is visible in photos Chris took of her at a 2012 Mythbusters tour stop in Washington, DC.<ref>[[:File:BarbMarch2012.png]]</ref>

This has continued into her old age. When she attended Chris's [[26 December 2014|court hearings]] throughout [[2015]], Christorians in attendance invariably noted that although she has lost weight, she appears to have low muscle mass; probably due to her sedentary lifestyle. In particular, at [[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing|his last hearing]], it was noted that Barb appeared to be growing increasingly frail and possibly senile, as she did not present as very responsive, and appeared much more submissive to Chris than she has otherwise been known to be. Chris also reportedly got short with her due to her poor hearing.

In 2018, Chris decided to cash in on the Snorlax joke, claiming that his mother found it funny. He listed a plush Snorlax for sale on [[eBay]], at $200.

{{quote|Hey, Everyone! Those in the meme-know: the times when my mother used to be large and lazy, everyone called her a Snorlax. Well, Barbara likes the joke too, and can laugh it off as she is doing a lot better these days. So, one time only, she signed a Snorlax Plush, and YOU can own it; a 20% More Awesome Collectible. A personal Certificate or Letter of Authenticity will be included. Thank you.}}

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==="Holey buttocks"===
In a [[Twitter|tweet]] to Cole from June 29, 2013, Chris tells him that "[he] ought to be over here putting bandages on [their] Mom's holey buttocks". It was not clear exactly what sort of problem this referred to, though it hardly sounds pleasant. On October 14, 2013, Chris elaborated in a Facebook post, stating, "my mother stresses me with her continuous rants about her damn miniature scabie flies, her suffering, the [[Financhu_Crisis|low finances]] and shit!!!". The consensus was that the so-called "holey buttocks" were, in fact, lesions. It is now believed that Barb currently has a colony of parasitic mites, rather than flies, that have burrowed into her prodigious posterior. Naturally, while Barb is being eaten alive by parasites other than Chris, her child whines about having to take care of her.

===Dental===
In August 2014, Chris begged for money on [[Facebook]], supposedly to pay [[List of toys|dental fees]], as he claimed his mother had cavities in her teeth that needed treatment. In July 2016, Barb herself begged for money.<ref>[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]</ref> Chris and Barb restarted begging for [[Lego|dental]] money in early 2018.

===Hearing loss===
During Chris's 2014 court hearing for [[pepper spray]]ing a [[GameStop]] employee, [[Marvin]] was in attendance and observed Chris imply that Barb had hearing loss.<ref>[[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing]]</ref>

{{quote|After a bit, the PD went up to the judge and they called Chris up. Chris starts getting impatient with Barb. He said something like "are your ears clogged up??" and then "wanna follow me so you can hear what's going on?" Then she got up and trundled up there to accompany Chris.|Marvin}}

On 20 September 2021, Reddit user e1ectricthunder visited [[14 Branchland Court]] and had a brief conversation with Barb, during which Barb had difficulty understanding what was being said.<ref>[[Fan visits#e1ectricthunder]]</ref>

===Memory loss===
In the [[July 2021]] [[Incest Texts]], Chris claimed that Barb has memory problems (and that his incestuous acts were helping to heal her).

{{quote|She has had memory problems at time beforehand, yes, but she is being better stimulated in her mind and soul, and it Really Shows! Her mental processing speed is even going back up.|Chris}}

===Aging===
{{quote|They treat, they treat you very badly in there. She, she would, she, she, she would never want me to put her into a home, and I would not do that.|Chris, August 2014<ref>[[Catie Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>}}

[[File:Barb reacts to Quinn.jpg|thumb|200px|Barb, aged 76, tissue in hand, comforting Chris after [[Jessica Quinn]] broke up with him.]]

In November 2015, [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]] was uploaded to YouTube. The video is a plea for [[Cole Smithey]], [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] to visit Barb before "her time runs out", even though the latter two are not Barb's progeny.

On 13 July 2016, Barb unexpectedly starred in [[Donations Further Requested, Please|one of Chris's e-begging videos]]. In the minute-long video, she speaks slowly and almost inaudibly, hardly moving or blinking for the entirety of the video. While some have voiced concerns that this may be an early sign of dementia, it is just as likely that Barb, being a manipulative narcissist, was putting on an act for money. She has since re-appeared in numerous other e-begging videos from Chris, including multiple in [[August 2018]]; her appearance is frail and quite frazzled, and her sentences are often punctuated with tons of "ums" and "uhs", along with extended pauses.

[[File:Barbovertime.gif|left]]
[[File:Our signatures00001.png |thumb|right|Barb and Chris in March 2018, the former wearing the [[$400 gold necklace]].]]
In August 2016, [[Anna McLerran]] posted a photo on Facebook of herself and Barb together.<ref>[[:File:Barb and anna.jpg|With Anna, presumably in August 2016.]]</ref> In it, Barb appears to have aged significantly since her last appearance in the "Donations Further Requested, Please" video.

In November 2016, Barb escaped injury when she slipped and fell.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb slips and falls]]</ref>

Chris has been increasingly tasked with helping Barb around the house in her elderly age. He stated in April 2017 that he was taking caregiving classes.<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017]]</ref> Barb is seen in [[Minor Update, Handouts!]], a begging video, in which Chris demands money because Barb drinks costly "meal replacement shakes", possibly referring to a drink such as Ensure.
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===Other===
In [[October 2009]], Barbara spent her birthday at the hospital with what the Chandlers thought was food poisoning.<ref name="9 October 2009">[[9 October 2009]]</ref> Barbara was diagnosed with {{w|colitis}}, a gastrointestinal disease characterized by the inflammation of the colon. It manifests in diarrhea and cramps. Which kind of colitis has yet to be determined. It seems the Chandler family's diet has finally come to affect her, and in order to survive she will have to change her eating habits; considering their stubbornness, this clearly will end badly.

Hearing the plight of the Chandler family, [[Trolls|fans]] of Sonichu created the website "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" to spread awareness regarding AIDS and to collect donations for research foundations and charities.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201009073942/https://sites.google.com/site/barbarachandlerhasaids/home "Barbara Chandler Has AIDS" Awareness Website]</ref> Chris himself denied the rumor.<ref name="9 October 2009"/>

On 23 August 2013, Chris claimed that Barbara had been afflicted with breast cancer but managed to survive.<ref>[[Facebook#Breast Cancer Awareness]]</ref> He did not give details about when was she diagnosed with the ailment, at what stage it was, or what kind of treatment Barb received.

==Legal problems==
On [[28 October 2011]], Chris and Barb were caught in an incident with [[The GAMe PLACe]] and were actually arrested with several serious charges, with Barb's including felony assault and failure to stop. The two were later released on bail. After a succession of court hearings, Barb, along with her son, was arraigned on her felony charges on 10 July 2012. She was sentenced to community service and was put under two-year probation, as well as being ordered to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills. When informed of the latter fact during the trial, Chris explained that his mother, a retired, obese, seventy-year-old woman, would take care of the charges for him. No one was particularly surprised at this revelation.

==Financial problems==
[[File:Barb's blankets ebay listings photos 01.jpg |Barb advertising blankets for sale in summer 2018.|thumb|250px]]

Barb lives off social security ({{w|Retirement Insurance Benefits}}) and a small pension from her old job; about $14,000 a year.<ref name=charbincome>[[CWCki Forums posts (Cousin Al)#Chris and Barbara's Income]]</ref>

In 2016, Barb was sued by a Discover bank in Norfolk for not paying [[debt]]s. This came to light on [[March 2016|March 14]], [[2016]], when sharp-eyed [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwis]] noticed that she had a hearing on March 16. Since grave neglect of her debt was likely the cause of her being taken to court, it was widely assumed that she would ignore the summons too. Instead, once the court records were updated, many were surprised to see that not only had Barb attended, but she had represented herself, too. Equally unsurprisingly, this bold move failed to pay off, and Barb was still sentenced to pay $4,706.93.<ref>[[:File:Barb discover bank result.png]]</ref>

Five months later, Barb was sued again, this time by Capital One, for the same reason. The hearing in September resulted in a Default Judgement against Barb, meaning that she did not bother attending. She owes Capital One $15,906.99.<ref>[[:File:Barb vs Capital One Bank result.png]]</ref>

Her out-of-control debt was the catalyst for the [[Financhu Crisis]] of 2016.

In June through July of that year, Barb appeared in three videos:

*[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]
*[[Donations Requested, Please]]
*[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]

In the videos, she and Chris beg for donations, claiming to need money for her asthma medication and dental work (although they receive a combined amount of $2,500 per month from the government<ref name=charbincome></ref> and their costly hoards are clearly visible behind them). See the Appearances section for more appearances by Barb.

She has failed to take accountability for ruining the family's finances, trying to pin the blame on Chris,<ref>[[Patreon announcement]]</ref> even though her known debt of over $20,000 is much larger than Chris's.

She and Chris had an inheritance from Bob worth "tens of thousands of dollars" when he passed away, but Barb decided to frivolously spend it on [[Rob Bell]] in an attempt to gain exoneration for her [[assault and battery]] charge.

In summer 2018, she joined forces with Chris in selling stuff on [[eBay]], including items from her hoard and her autographs, which some fans bought.

==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
[[File:Bc.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris gets to live out his fantasy of being (and having) an adequate son.]]

In [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], Barbara makes a brief appearance in "Classic Sonichu Strips".

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the male [[Dating education#In Sonichu|Dating Education]] students are given Barbara dolls to talk to.

In the 2015 revisions to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris wrote out Bianca's character and replaced her with his mother.

According to the [[CWCipedia]], [[Sandy Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] go to Anneweston Elementary School.<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [https://web.archive.org/web/20130831123750/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu Wild Sonichu]</ref> It is unknown whether or not Sonichu and Rosechu's children still go to that school after their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children#Sonichu and Rosechu's children|evolution]].

[[File:Chandlers & Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Barb is photoshopped into a "family photo" alongside Chris, Bob and the various Chus.

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|In ''Sonichu'' #12.]]

In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Barb is in a set of pages that is a cross between Chris writing an autobiographical account of himself coming out as a tomgirl to his parents and a tribute to his late father.

Due to Chris's Oedipal complex, Barb is depicted as much more youthful than Bob, even though she was nearly 70 at the time. She is also drawn as being freakishly tall compared to Chris and Bob, despite being shorter than both in real life, though this may just be Chris's inability to keep his characters properly proportioned at work. Barb expresses surprise at her son's announcement on being trans. Chris states that she was "hesitant for a long while", but "got used to my subtle and more changes".

This is a drastic understatement, as the real-life Barb tried to stop his [[tomgirl]] lifestyle in ways including suicide threats, guilt trips (by claiming that she was worried Chris would kill her), paying him to stop cross-dressing, and even ordering him to submit to a haircut. If her attitude towards him cooled, it was only out of resignation rather than acceptance. Evidence of this is when she became angry with him again after finding out that he had successfully changed his name in 2016.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (MasterDisaster)#Name Change Drama]]</ref>

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Barb, pictured at left, as ''Sugar Darling'', in a [[My Little Pony|MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].

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===As toys===
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File:LegoSnorlax.jpg|As [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] sees her in [[Lego]] form.
File:BarbAmiibo.jpg|Barb [[Amiibo]], complete with cleavage, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]].
File:Barb drawing Nov. '15.jpg|Promo drawing for the Amiibo.
File:BarbaraCard.jpg|As a [[TSSSF]] card. Note that Chris calls her a "redneck tomboy" and her power is to steal a shipping partner.
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===Audio===
* Private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]].
* 4 [[February 2009]], [[Mumble 2]]: Barbara denies singing while vacuuming [[Chris's room]].
* 17 [[February 2009]], [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]: Barbara talks to Chris but when Julie wants to talk to her, Barbara says she isn't "able to talk to anybody right now".
* [[March 2009]]: Barbara takes over the phone from Chris when Clyde [[Clyde#Prostitutes|calls after the date with Emily]].
* [[Kacey Call 15]]: Chris keeps [[Kacey]] on the phone for nearly fourteen minutes while Barb talks about the value of [[Chris and his Ego|humility]], her poor health, and her relationship with Bob, among other things.
* [[November 2009]], [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]: Barbara tells Chris to "just hang up on the bitch!"
* 10 [[August 2010]], [[Matthew Noble call]]: Barbara claims that Megan "lied" to Chris and abruptly hangs up mid-sentence. Throughout the call, she can be heard denying that she and Bob are the slightest bit in the wrong. At one point she complains about the time Michael Snyder kicked her and Chris out of the GAMe PLACe following Chris's final ban from the store.
* [[Prank calls]]: Barbara yells in the background and foreground of several prank calls.

===Videos===
Barbara has appeared in several videos: off-camera in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]], and on-camera (for the first time) in [[You're Always Pretty]]. [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Two decade-old videos]] were leaked in December 2014 showing the Chandlers celebrating Christmas. Another video of her was recorded by a [[troll]] as she and Chris left court after his hearing in February 2015.

She has most frequently appeared during the [[Financhu Crisis]].

[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help|Two more]] [[Donations Requested, Please|videos]] were released June 2016 showing Chris begging for donations to buy asthma pills for Barbara. Barbara is shown practically dead in both of these videos so [[Chris and Death|god only knows what will happen in the near future.]]

In a [[Donations Further Requested, Please|video]] released on 13 July 2016, Barbara joins her son in shamelessly e-begging. Her voice tired and hoarse, mouth agape, she stares directly into the camera like a deer caught in the headlights.

She resumed begging in a [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE|video]] from April 2017, in which she wears a [[$400 gold necklace]] while asking Chris's audience to give him $1,000 in exchange for his old [[Stamps|stamp album]].

She next appeared in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], when she walked in while Chris was recording.

After more uploads from Chris, Barb starred in another begging video uploaded on 24 May 2017, titled [[We Said Donations No Less than $1 00, US, Please]]. Chris removed the video the next day after people threatened to report him for elder abuse.

After the last failed attempt of getting donations, Barb and Chris engaged in yet another begging video on 16 June 2017, titled [[We need immediate funds, please]]. Ironically, she wore both the [[$400 gold necklace]] and a pearl necklace.

Almost a month had passed, without any appearances from Barb. With Chris getting decent amounts of funds from his [[Patreon]] account, there no longer seemed to be a desire to beg. On 14 July 2017, she makes a small voice-only cameo in a [[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]], screaming at him for not closing the front door. She also comments in [[Solar Eclipse Vlogs]], asking Chris if he's ready to go back inside after the eclipse ends.

Barb's first appearance on-video in 2018 was in [[Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)]]. She appeared a couple of weeks later in [[Our signatures]] to demonstrate that her signature, a key selling point in the comic sales, was real. On 9 April, Barb appeared for the seventh time during the Financhu Crisis to beg in [[Buy Our Things off of my eBay to help us, Please.]]

On 16 April, a [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests|bizarre video of a few seconds of Barb standing in a doorway]] was posted to the [[CWCki Club]]. On the 17th, she appeared as a guest on Chris's [[Twitch]] stream.

On 8 May, Barb appeared in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Two days later, Barb appeared in [[May 2018 Paid Video Requests|paid videos giving shout-outs to school shooters Nicholas Cruz and Adam Lanza]].

She watched Chris spray-paint his shoes (and his bedroom carpet) in [[Shoe Colouring]], sitting in the same room with poor ventilation.

In summer 2018, she appears in multiple videos to promote her partnership with Chris's eBay business: [[My Mother WORKED Hard, Spent Hard; Needs Money NOW.]], [[Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters.]] and [[Barbara’s Blankets]]. She then begged for her car payment money in [[Mother needs a car payment]].

[[Barb confirms she isn't dead]] was her next appearance, a rare non-begging video.

Chris (possessed by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) got Barb to appear on camera in [[Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3]] (12 June 2020).

==Gallery==

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Image:Barbarafamilycensus1950.png|Barb and her family, 1950 census.
Image:Babs1956.PNG|Barb's 8th grade (or "Pre-Freshman") photo.
Image:Babs1957.PNG|Barb's freshman photo from high school.
File:Babs1958.png|Barb's sophomore photo from high school.
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.
Image:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg|Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.
Image:0027-ChristopherWMom2.jpg|"Talk, you little idiot!"
Image:0026-ChrisAndMom.jpg
Image:0107-ChristianWMom.jpg|This is when ''[[The Simpsons]]'' went downhill.
Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg
Image:0096-MomRetire4.jpg|Barbara's retirement party from secretarial services at Virginia Power in 1996.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref>
Image:0029-BarbaraWithDrinks.jpg
Image:0113-MomsBirthday97-1.jpg|From her 55th birthday.
Image:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg
Image:0037-BarbaraInGreen.jpg|Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.
Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|Barb with [[Aunt Corrina]], Uncle Tom, and Aunt Harriet.
Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the Chandler house.
Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|Poor Barb, Chris put [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on HER birthday cake.
Image:0074-BarbaraWSonicDoll.jpg
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, where he took his mom as his date.
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Barb talking to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], one of Chris's [[gal pal]]s, at the prom.
Image:Babura.PNG|Barb [[You're Always Pretty|is always pretty]].
BarbMarch2012.png|Barb in 2012, having devolved from a Snorlax into a Munchlax.
File:SnoopyDoobieDoo.png|With [[Snoopy]] in [[2013]].
Image:Barb 2016.JPG|During 2016.
File:Barb and anna.jpg|With Anna, presumably in August 2016.
File:Chandlers.Png|Barb and Chris. Barb is interrupting Chris during a live [[YouTube]] stream.
File:Certificate of Authenticity with Barb's signature.jpg|Barb's signature on a Certificate of Authenticity, included with [[2018 Sales Listings|the purchase of one of Cole's comics]].
Barb autograph photo listing.jpg|Barb with an autographed photo of herself.
File:Chris's 37th birthday 2.jpg|Barb during Chris's 37th birthday.
File:BarbPhoto20Aug.jpg|[[August 2019]].
File:Barb 11-19-2019.jpg|Barb in [[November 2019]].
File:Barbjune2020.jpg|Barb during [[Analysis_Anarchy_Reaction_Livestreams#Watching_TF2_Analysis_Anarchy_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_3|a livestream]] in [[June 2020]]
File:Barb-Instagram-4.jpg|"And Barbara Anne Weston Chandler [[Chris and reality|still looks good for her wise age]]. [[May 2021|#happymothersday2021]]"
File:July11BarbPhoto1.jpg|Barb in [[July 2021]], showing off her new haircut [[July_2021_social_media_posts#Barbie_Chan|done by none other than Chris]]. [[Affair with Mother|Look at the fear in her eyes.]]
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</center>

==See Also==
*[[Affair with Mother]]
*[[Bob Chandler]]

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Chris's birthday

2022-12-09T19:13:17Z

Carrion: /* 2023, 41th birthday */

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|[[Homos|Chris blows.]]]]

{{quote|Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, on being nearly 30.<ref name="lovedayvid">[[Christian Love Day (video)]]</ref>}}
[[File:175-SchuBday.jpg|thumb|Best wishes from Sonichu.]]

'''[[Chris]]'s birthday''', 24 February, also known as '''[[Christian Love Day]]''', is a significant date in his life, for [[Chris and his Ego|obvious reasons]]. However, the bizarre inconsistency of how he celebrates (from some new [[vidya]], to [[Examples of Chris's Ego#Christian Love Day|wanting his birthday to be a national holiday]]) warrants some inspection. [[CWCville|Coincidentally]], it was also the day the [[Nazis|Nazi Party]] was founded way back in [[Pre-1980#1920s|1920]].<ref>{{w|Nazi Party|Nazi Party - Wikipedia}}</ref>

==Notable birthdays==

[[Image:0481-CWC18th12.jpg|thumb|Chris's best birthday EVER!]]

===1999, 17th birthday===
Chris received a Pro 200<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx4Zn5u4NQA| Commercial for the Pro 200 console.]</ref> handheld game console, and was photographed looking visibly disappointed while holding it. Interestingly, it's one of the few times where he would have been pretty justified in being so; given the console in question only had about fifteen simplistic games (in the advertising, they counted each difficulty level as an individual game), most of said games were ''Tetris'' rip-offs (and based around the same tall, thin playing field when they weren't), and it had a tiny, crappy monochrome screen and ear-grating sound. It's more than likely that [[Borb|his parents]] were suckered into buying it based on [[Chris and television|its TV advertisement making it look a lot better than it was]], and infamously promising that they would "never have to buy expensive cartridges again" on top of the cheap price for doing so. We all know [[List of Chris's video games|how well ''that'' worked out]].

He also drew "[[:File:086-BionicFlag.jpg|Bionic Over Autism]]", which would later be included in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], and created [[Espanolic]], which would later be seen on his [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD cover project]] for school.

===2000, 18th birthday===
While [[Trolls|most people]] would've celebrated by partying hard, doing [[Sex|something special]], or just acknowledging that they have grown into legal adults, Chris got a [[Video games|Sega Dreamcast]]. While he did have something of a party, it was very much the kind thrown for small children, composed of thrown-together decor, last-minute gifts, and some [[Friend zone|platonic]] [[gal-pals]] as guests. No [[Mia Hamm|strip club]]s, no [[Alcohol|booze]], no [[tobacky]], just ''Kenan & Kel'' and cake. Interestingly, this was allegedly Chris's best birthday ever.

Speaking of ''Kenan & Kel'', it is worth mentioning that its parent series ''All That'' featured a ''Vital Information for Your Everyday Life'' sketch that had some very, very eerie foreshadowing:

{{Quote|If you're a girl and your bra is too tight, you're uncomfortable. If you're a ''boy'' and [[Muscle bra|your bra]] is too tight, I'M uncomfortable.|Lori Beth Denberg}}

The great importance of this event apparently warranted recording as a story, "[[My big 18th party]]".

Years later, when asked by [[Kacey]] what did he do with his high school friends, Chris could not recall meeting them outside of school at any instance other than his 18th birthday.<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref> Likewise, a former Manchester High alumna who attended this birthday cannot recall any other instance in which she and the rest of Chris's high school friends ever hung out with him outside of school.<ref name>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking]]</ref> Chris has stated if he were to give advice to a younger version of himself, he would tell 18 year old Chris that the gal pals he was with were hired by Bob and that he deserves better friends than the gal pals.

===2003, 21st birthday===
[[Image:0603-CWC21Note.jpg|thumb|And now the worst...]]

If the above birthday was Chris's best, then this one was probably his worst. No friends, no new [[video games]], and no [[sweetheart]]. The only present Chris received was his professor kicking him out of his [[PVCC|college]] [[Chris and English|English]] class. All wasn't lost, however, as this event was the catalyst that began the [[Love Quest]], Chris's enduring search for someone that will [[Barbara Chandler|put up with his crying and pamper him for eternity]].

===2005, 23rd birthday===
Chris documented this birthday in an issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash#Chris's 23rd Birthday|Sonichu's News Dash]]''. It took place at the mall and was attended by his parents, as well as "a couple of his new-found gal-pals, who all already have Boyfriends, or are otherwise undatable, due to her religion". He was treated like a child, and loved every second of it.

The gal-pal who is "undatable, due to her religion" is most likely [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]. Chris has met her prior to his 23rd birthday,<ref>As can be inferred from the fact that [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]] was published on 5 [[2005#February|February 2005]], prior to Chris's birthday.</ref> and he likewise describes Mormons like Anna as undatable.<ref>[[MySpace messages#Jalena]]</ref>

===2007, 25th birthday===
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris's 25th birthday and [[DVD]] launch party.]]
To celebrate this milestone, Chris recorded an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|IMPORTANT MESSAGE]], inspiring girls, boys, and dudes of all teenages with the many lessons he has learned from his quarter-century of experience.

===2008, 26th birthday===
It's unknown what Chris did for his birthday on 24 February [[2008]], although a week later [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] wrote to him saying ''"Yeah that [[internet]] thing is getting very much out of hand and would like to ask if you could please take down or remove anything that has to do with me from any of your websites. I don't want to appear on those sites as well."'' A while later she discovered that Chris [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|drew and posted porn of her]]. Chaos ensued.

===2009, 27th birthday===
Chris's 27th birthday coincided with Fat Tuesday as well as the burial of his late [[Aunt Corrina]] in [[Chris's homes#Family in Red Oak|Red Oak]]. Undoubtedly, this cast a shadow on the festivities. In true Chris fashion, he bitched and complained about not being able to [[Obesity|stuff his greedy gullet full of pancakes]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church in Charlottesville]] instead of [[Chris and death|mourning]] the loss of his aunt. He would later go on to complain in [[Mumble 9]] about how Aunt Corrina ruined his special day by selfishly dying. He did receive some birthday money, which he used to fund his [[Ohio trip]] two days later.

===2010, 28th birthday===
Chris's 28th birthday is shrouded in mystery. Other than his [[ego|obsessive desire]] to see his birthday made a holiday, next to nothing is known about how it was spent. What we do know is that he ingested a [[Semen|mysterious substance]] and was [[Magical Man Potion|visited]] by another [[Jerk|male]] guest. [[Alec Benson Leary]] also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|called in and congratulated him]], being the all-around nice guy that he is. Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010#Hey, Vivian — 11 February|had been saving $100]] to pay for a prostitute as a birthday present for himself, but he ultimately abandoned that idea after [[The Wallflower]] became his friend and he assumed he would be allowed to have sex with her for free.

===2011, 29th birthday===
The events were unknown due to his hiatus from the [[Internet]], but somewhere around this time is when Chris began to [[Tomgirl Pictures|embrace his feminine side]].

* '''''Sonichu'' Canon:''' Coincidentally (or not), the homo vaccine in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] is distributed into the world's water supply on this day.

===2012, 30th birthday===
[[File:30_year_old_virgin.png|thumb|A must-see!]]
Chris entered his fourth decade in [[2012]]. The [[28 October 2011]] crimes still cast a shadow. Being the affluent [[Sony]] fanboy that he is, Chris bought himself a [[PlayStation Vita]] and a copy of ''Asphalt Injection'' (a critically-panned racing title that is the worst-reviewed title in the ''Asphalt'' franchise).

Leaked [[Facebook statuses]] revealed that Chris was not looking forward to this birthday. On 30 January, he expressed his frustrations about soon becoming a 30-year-old virgin, and a little more than a week later Chris announced on 11 February that he had no plans for his birthday.

===2013, 31st birthday===
[[Trolling]] was on Chris's mind on this birthday: he watched the slasher film about trolls ''{{w|Smiley (2012 film)|Smiley}}'' two days before, and the day after his birthday he called out [[My Little Pony|Tara Strong]] for "promoting trolling".

===2014, 32nd birthday===
Chris and his mother were staying in their [[Rental House|temporary house]] while [[14 Branchland Court|his home]] was undergoing repairs after its [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fiery destruction]]. Chris was recovering from bronchitis. It was a quiet birthday. He worked on his [[LEGO]] [[high school]], watched the ''Back to the Future'' movies, and got some free ice cream at IHOP.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Birthday]]</ref>

===2015, 33rd birthday===
Chris took to [[Facebook]], asking for a "very much required" $300 Lego set, along with ''two'' $70 Bikini Bottom sets – because he wants to make use of one piece from each set. His given motive is that he "may reconsider [his] feelings upon the lot of you" (note that the condition is that he ''may'' reconsider his feelings – [[Chris and negotiation|it's not guaranteed]], but you'll have to send him $400 in Lego blocks to find out). Unsurprisingly, Chris did not receive the gifts he asked for.

===2016, 34th birthday===
After months of living on the profits from his overpriced art and excessive donations from remorseful trolls, much like the year before, Chris's 34th birthday ended up being marked by lavish demands on his part. [[2016|This year]], he made an "[[Chris and negotiation|offer]]" to his fanbase: if they sent him a [[PS4]] bundle of his choosing for his birthday, he would in turn give them a $500 discount on his wide selection of shit on [[Etsy]]. Whether Chris even ''has'' $500 worth of merchandise that anyone would want to buy, or whether they would receive their purchases in a timely manner, is an exercise left to the reader.

Needless to say, February 24 came and went, with no PS4 forthcoming. The following day, Chris caught some Christorians off-guard by revealing ([[Update: 2/25/16|in the most lulzy fashion]]) that he had seriously expected strangers on the internet to fork out hundreds of dollars for the birthday <s>boy</s> [[Tomgirl|girl]]. Not only that, but [[Weens|some]] had even chosen instead to taunt him by sending him unactivated gift cards and used lottery tickets. And what happened then? Well, in [[CWCville]] they say – that the Mayor's massive [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] shrank three sizes that day.

Chris eventually purchased his own PS4 when nobody took him up on his "generous offer", but nonetheless pretended that he'd received it as a gift from an employee of the company he bought it from, in an apparent attempt to troll the trolls and/or rewrite history so he can continue believing that he has a massive <s>[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (comics)|terrorist]] [[Chaotic Combo|organization]]</s> fanbase who love him and would do ''anything'' for him, even if it breaks the law. And sure enough, he's tried to use them for just that, inciting them to [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|commit acts of vandalism and even violence]].

Ultimately, many found it simultaneously funny and sad that Chris had to make up his own [[white knight]].

===2017, 35th birthday===
Turning 35 seemed to awaken a nostalgic mood in Chris; he [[A_browsing_around_an_ol%27_playground|visited an old playground]], talked about [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[high school]], and looked up [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] on Facebook in the preceding weeks. The day after, Facebook showed him a video of Facebook friends wishing him a happy birthday.<ref>[[February_2017_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>

===2018, 36th birthday===
Not much happened this year, only that Chris commented about Christian Love Day on his Twitter and Facebook.

===2019, 37th birthday===
Chris tweeted a picture of his cake and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] sang "Happy Birthday" to him.

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File:Chris's 37th birthday 1.jpg
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===2020, 38th birthday===
Chris requested on Twitter that one of his enablers buy him ''Pokémon Shield''. He later asked for "something well-crafted; magic/healing stones" or just cold, hard cash.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts]]</ref>

On the day, he [[Tweeted]] a [[Spanish]] birthday message and an image of him and orbiters forming a heart:
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===2021, 39th birthday===
Chris, [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as Sonichu, made a simultaneous [[February 2021 social media posts#Chris's birthday and Sonic World|post]] on Twitter and Instagram wishing himself a happy birthday. He also shared some gameplay of his Sonichu mod for [[Sonic World]].

===2022, 40th birthday===
Chris spent his first birthday away from home at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], continuing to await his trial for [[Affair with Mother|incest]].

===2023, 41th birthday===
Chris will spend another year in jail.

==Birthday Gallery: Witness the Evolution==
<center><gallery>
Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|Age 5.
Image:0092-Christians14th.jpg|Age 14.
Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|Age 17.
Image:0491-CWC18th23.jpg|Age 18.
Image:0583-CWC19-2.jpg|Age 19.
Image:0599-CWC20-4.jpg|Age 20.
Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|Age 21.
Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|Age 22.
Image:0694-AnnaBD8.JPG|Age 23.
Image:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg|Age 24.
Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|Age 25.
Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|Age 26.
File:Chris27a.PNG|Age 27.<ref>[[Ode to Julie]]</ref>
File:Chris27.PNG|Age 28.<ref name="lovedayvid"/>
File:TG9.jpg|Age 29.
File:Christran1.jpg|Age 30.
File:Chris march2013.jpg|Age 31.
File:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|Age 32.
File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|Age 33.
File:CWC34.png|Age 34.
File:Cwcfeb17.jpg|Age 35.
File:CWC holding Prequel fancomic.jpg|Age 36.
ChrisTwitterProfileFeb2019.jpg|Age 37.
Feb220.jpg|Age 38.
February14ValentinesDay.jpg|Age 39.
File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|Age 40.
</gallery></center>

=="Christian Love Day"==
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|The Christian Love Day Declaration (which is totally TRUE and HONEST, and not a [[things Chris has ripped off|rip-off]] at all).]]
Many people see their birthday as a day of personal relevance. Chris, on the other hand, thinks everyone across the globe should be [[Chris and his Ego|focused on him too]]. First seen in the [[CWC Blog]], "Christian Love Day" is apparently a second Valentine's Day, but celebrated exclusively by STRAIGHT folk. In the [[Mailbag]], he clarified he "feels like" it should be a nationally recognized holiday, merely because [[Chris and reality|he wills it]] and it's also Mexican Flag Day. However, Chris provides no details on how to celebrate, nor does he put any effort into garnering publicity beyond [[Christian Love Day (video)|one lone video]].

In [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], the holiday gains slightly more credence, along with some disturbing moral stipulations. It is on this day that the homo vaccine "cures" the homosexual population of the Earth, driving the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] up to critical levels. It seems to be that this fictional event is the real reason Chris wants to commemorate his birthday as a holiday (well, that and [[Chris and his Ego|ego]]). Chris either thinks his comic is so widely known that the date of its denouement would be nationally recognized, or he [[Chris and reality|has a skewed perception of the lines between fiction and reality]].

==References==
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Isabella Loretta Janke

2022-12-09T18:58:33Z

Carrion:

{{Honest}}
{{Unreliable|type=misinfo|has been}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Bella is a pathological liar and gives contradictory statements, even when speaking with friends.<ref group = note>Bella posted a Google Document onto the Chris subreddit, where she tried to deny information that has been gathered about her and her associations with other orbiters, contradicting what has already been verified or shifting blame on people she talked to. (Such as her involvement with Praetor, bragging to the Suitress, and claiming that the WCT "threw her under the bus"). In that document, she'd also claim to stop talking to Chris from March 2021 to the late June of that year. However, in one of her Chess Club servers, she'd also tell one of her associates in a July 2021 post that she trolled Chris for "almost a year". Bella also once claimed in a chat with friends in one of the later Chess Club Discord Server that her name was not "Isabella Loretta Janke".</ref>|Bella often embellishes or brags about heinous or disgusting acts she's supposedly done or claims she plans to do for shock value.<ref group = note>For example, Bella [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/page-502#post-9668139 claimed to one of her associates] that she had defecated on the floor of her dormroom, only to then be called out by the same associate that she had used a stock image from reddit when asked to give proof of this, to which Bella responded to with "Yeah no shit retard".</ref>|Paradoxically, Bella will also claim she didn't actually mean certain things she said.|Bella has a history of fabricating evidence. <ref>[[Fabricated BDSM texts]]</ref>|Bella will often put on a genial facade, and act sychophantic around guests, but speak very negatively of them when they're not in the same chat as her.{{refn|group="note"|Compare Bella's messages in [[Chess Club]] versus [[Chess Group 15]].}}|Along with this, Bella will often backstab or throw her presumed allies under the bus when it is most convenient for her.<ref group = note>After the incest call got leaked, Bella framed many of her associates as being the voice in the call, most infamously the Suitress, whom she blamed for most of the events that have occured prior.</ref>
}}
{{Unreliable|type=sock}}

{{quote|[[Chris and English|Were the best trolls on history]]|Bella,<ref name = "scared">[[Bella and Suitress chats#Impact of leaks]]</ref> optimistically looking forward to the leaks.}}

{{quote|allen ive been trolling him for almost a year now and im the hardest to find according to everyone and the most secretive|Bella gloating to one of her associates about her secrecy.<ref name = year>[[Chess Club Chats#Chris talk coaching]]</ref>}}
{{Infobox Person
|name = Isabella Loretta Janke
|image = Bella.png
|day = 18
|month = 8
|year = 2001
|birthsrc =
|aliases = Bella<ref name="newOP"/> ILJ<ref name="newOP"/> Kelly Osborn<ref name="newOP"/> Maxine Sidero<ref>{{cite farms|thread=98702|post=11468781}}</ref> Justine Kline<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Stupidface|thread=98702|post=12423126}}</ref> mac.aronnee lilaj<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=firion|thread=96787|post=9680097}}</ref><ref>[[:File:LilajPhoto.png]]</ref> 10thanonymous<ref name="newOP"/><ref name="usernames">{{Cite farms|thread=97559|title=Bella's Usernames & Burner Accounts}}</ref> 10anon<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=97658|post=9790915}}</ref> Tenthanonymous<ref name=OFban></ref> an0nymous NP2348<ref name="newOP"/> Simon918<ref name="newOP"/> Careless-Metal-423<ref name="newOP"/><ref name="usernames"/> nobodysbusiness77897<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/page-985#post-9698963 A Kiwi Farms post listing many of Bella's reddit accounts.]</ref> redpilled single dad<ref name="usernames"/> honeymussie<ref name = honey>{{Cite farms|writer=Greasy Spoon|thread=98702|post=10615290}}</ref> creamcicle<ref name = honey/> Kelly Andes<ref name="KellyAndes">[[Bella chats#Kelly Andes E-mails]]</ref> Ashley Hamer<ref name="AshleyHamer">[[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream]]</ref> Jung ji<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Greasy Spoon|thread=102783|post=10197538}}</ref> goodmorningbaltimore<ref name=OFDamageControl>{{Cite farms|writer=GumballFapper|thread=98702|post=10533917}}</ref>
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|knownfor = • Creating an animated intro for Chris • Being asked by Chris to act as a bodyguard at [[Everfree Northwest]] to protect him from [[Jacob Sockness]] *Being hired by Chris to be his photographer at Everfree • Claiming on at least two occasions to have plots involving harming Chris or getting him to commit suicide • Being in, and recording, a call where Chris admits to committing [[Affair with Mother|incest on his mother]]
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'''Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke''', (born 18 August 2001)<ref name="newOP">{{Cite farms|thread=98702|title=(New OP + General Discussion) Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - Chris Troll, Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Suicide Pusher, Crusty, Musty Ass Bitch}}</ref> also known as '''Kelly Osborn''' and dozens of other pseudonyms, is known for her participation in the leaked [[July 2021]] [[Incest Call]] in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] revealed that he had been [[Affair with Mother|having an incestuous relationship with his mother]].<ref name=incestleak>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96559
|title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
|user = [[Null]]
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A foot fungus-ridden,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - memes" at 08-Apr-21 1:39 AM timestamp - Isabella discusses her foot fungus issues</ref> currently-suspended student at Texas Tech University, Bella's sordid internet activities included being the leader of a chain of Discord servers, the TTU [[Chess Club]], from which she and her friends made many sociopathic, edgy, and off-color remarks, including encouraging people to verbally harass other students.<ref name=ttudiscord>{{Cite farms|title=Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people|thread=96787|post=9671283}}</ref>

In the fall of 2020, Bella was hired by the [[Praetor]] group to create an animation for Chris, at which point the two of them met. She and Chris kept in contact afterwards. According to The Fool, Chris had also given Bella access to the Watchmen server [[The Knights of CWC]] on the 19 July 2021. [[Naught]] and [[The WCT]] had practiced conflicting means of preventing Chris from continuing interaction with her. The WCT had claimed to have acted friendly around Bella in many circumstances to keep a short leash on her, while Naught had actively tried to push her away from Chris, and continued attacks towards Praetor members. Both of these had made Bella act defensively when The WCT had tried interacting with her, though she was also able to help The WCT dox one of Naught's family members.

While Bella was friendly towards Chris in conversations,<ref>[[Bella chats]]</ref> behind his back she [[A-Logging|A-Logged]] him on [[Kiwi Farms]] and her private [[Chess Club]] Discord server, even claiming on two occasions to have plots to harm Chris or to get him to commit suicide. With no proof of the claims beyond Bella's own words, it remains unclear whether she had any real plots or was claiming it for edgy humor; this has been the source of much speculation. Bella was also one of several people who spread rumors about Praetor following the leak of a chunk of the [[Taser Call]], claiming that she was trying to convince them to harm Chris.

In [[July 2021]], Chris began telling selected trusted individuals - Bella, [[The WCT]], [[Null]], [[Warhol / Chris Chan|Don Lashomb]], [[Spunky]], and his physician<ref name=selected>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref><ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref> - that he had begun having sexual relations with an older woman. At the time, Chris was using euphemisms such as "lady friend" to mislead them and disguise the true nature of his actions.

On either the evening of 27 - or the early morning of 28 - July 2021, Chris trusted Bella to such a degree that he decided to reveal that his [[Affair with Mother|sexual partner was his own mother]] to her during [[Incest Call|a video call conversation with her]]. Bella recorded the admission and shared it with the [[Chess Club]] Discord server and [[the Suitress]]. Chris also sent [[Incest Texts]] describing the incest further. Bella planned on how to release the information publicly, wanting to gather evidence and get more information from Chris from another angle to preserve anonymity.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]</ref> The Suitress then shared audio from the call with the [[Chris Chan Conservation Collective]] Discord server.<ref>[[CCCC Incest Call chat]]</ref> On the night of 29 July, the first of multiple leaks of audio from the call was leaked to YouTube and Reddit by Chris Chan Conservation Collective server member [[EllDudeRocks]], followed by the texts being leaked to Reddit by the Suitress. Longer (though non-essential) cuts of the call were released by Bella and her Chess Club friend over the next few days. Ultimately Chris would be [[Jail Saga|arrested and charged with incest]] after concerned viewers called police for a [[welfare check]] after the initial 29 July leaks.

In Bella's attempts to preserve her own anonymity, she tried to claim that her friends were either behind the leak<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#The WCT questions Bella]]</ref> or were the person behind her voice in the recording,<ref>[[Regarding Chris]]</ref> a move which lead to much backlash. She was also called into question by The WCT and other Knights members in a [[Regarding Chris chats|group chat]], where she gives them a set of fabricated texts where Chris allegedly performed BDSM-style sex on Barb, which WCT had shared onto Kiwi Farms, along with a video clip of the Suitress Bella had given him when told she was the primary source of the texts.

In the wake of the Incest Call's release, Bella was doxed by the [[Kiwi Farms]].<ref>[[:File:SpookyDoxImage.jpg]]</ref> Out of a combination of her A-Log comments and self-proclaimed plots towards Chris, her edgy behavior, drama over the revelation of Chris having sex with his mother, and general confusion as logs of Bella's chats were leaked, speculation and gossip on Bella's involvement with Chris ran rampant, with many unproven allegations being repeated as fact. As a result, many believe Bella to be the most corrupt troll to have ever targeted Chris. However, any plans of hers, if she had any, never came to pass, making her intentions hazy.

During his stay in jail, Chris has come to view Bella as his new arch-nemesis, alongside [[Null]] and [[Jacob Sockness]], stating in many jail letters how he "foresaw" several of her claimed plots, and claimed that Bella had faked many of the details that were seemingly revealed in the Incest Call.
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==Online Presence==
{{protip|Parts of this section are based on edgy commentary or behaviors Bella made or displayed in [[Chess Club]] servers or elsewhere. Whether Bella genuinely holds the beliefs or has performed the acts mentioned is unclear.}}
===Behavior===
[[File:AbstractBella.png|thumb|left|200px|An abstract depiction of Bella]]

{{quote|Bella had worked out a pretty smart plan on getting people into her group, she would be very outgoing and invite people to her discord, and whoever stuck around, either lurked or stuck around. so she became the catch all for the lowest common denominator of people, whether they shared views, or they wanted to have sex with bella, because she had fat tits. but most people saw the gore, and the fart/shit/piss fetish stuff posted there, and left.|A former associate of Bella's on her sychophantic behaviors.<ref name = formerassociate>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/r-direct_messages_-_private_-_thegambitt_redacted_880798136925323335-html-html.2503834/]</ref>}}

Bella's sordid online activities were exposed not long after [[Kiwi Farms]] doxed her. Even before meeting Chris, she and her circle of friends were known for bullying, harassing,<ref name=ttudiscord></ref><ref name=title9>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1628569344622-png.2429385/ A letter received by Louis of the Chess Club regarding the harassment of a transgender student]</ref> slandering,<ref name=pumpkinpatch>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/medias2-m3u8-txt.2423198/?hash=a71d13e27f7d2b45bf8c5e3f76ce492b Look in the channel "quiet"]</ref><ref group = note>During a Title IX investigation involving her and her group, Bella attempted to shift blame on an ex of her's who she claims was also in her clique. This ex also posted on the Kiwi Farms, while making claims about Bella and her involvement in the Chess Club servers.</ref> {{Fix-span|{{cite}}|and blackmailing}} other Texas Tech University students.<ref group = note>Bella cited many of these targetted students in various chats and messages as being involved in events involving her. In these scenarios, their names will be edited out.</ref>

Along with these activities, Bella has shown a tendency to embelish several acts that she claims she did or plans to do, especially when talking with friends. For example, Bella has claimed to one of her associates that she had defecated on the floor of her dormroom, and used a stock image from Reddit when asked for evidence. The associate then pointed this out, to which Bella responded with "Yeah no shit retard".<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=Liber Pater|thread=96787|post=9668139}}</ref> Bella has also made off-color comments and posts suggesting herself to be a [[Nazis|white supremacist]],<ref name = presentation/> animal abuser,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/louis-herz-ternarymercury-bellas-best-friend-and-primary-defender.97621/ Look under the spoiler "Hamster Soup"]</ref><ref name = presentation>{{Cite farms|thread=96787|post=9671693}}</ref> and to have peculiar or outright disturbing fetishes (including snuff,<ref name = imgurfolders/> zoophilia,<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=firion|thread=96787|post=9676360}}</ref>[[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|scat]],{{cite}} [[Pedofork|pedophilia]]<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=96786|post=9599804}}</ref>).<ref name="SummaryThread">{{Cite farms|thread=97658|title=Isabella Loretta Janke Summary Thread|autoarchive=20211017181202}}</ref>

Bella has been a frequent user of [[Kenneth Engelhardt]]'s lolcow forum, Onion Farms as early as 8 November 2020 under the name '''Tenthanonymous''', where she made edgy and off-color posts. An unban notice from this account made on 8 November 2020, also notes that Bella initially got banned for selling people's doxes and/or passwords.<ref name=OFban>{{Cite farms|writer=Greasy Spoon|thread=97609|post=9757825}}</ref> She has also been posting under this account, even after leaks of the incest call have surfaced, where she calls out Kenneth's decision to keep a subforum for discussing lolicon up (Despite having made loli drawings herself).<ref name="TAPostHistory>[https://www.onionfarms.com/search/4529/ Bella's post history on Onion Farms]</ref>

In December 2018, an account on Fanfiction.net named narutoisgay77897 posted a ''Naruto'' fanfic about father-son incest between the characters Naruto and Boruto.<ref name=fanfic>[https://archive.md/rAyta An archived fanfiction.net account]</ref> The link between Bella and narutoisgay77897 is unclear.

Bella has drawn gore comics about "fluffy ponies", a subset of the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' fan art community whose users create stories and art in which the characters are abused.<ref>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fluffy-ponies</ref> In November 2020, Bella, as user Careless-Metal-423, posted a gore comic to the fluffycommunity subreddit which received 330 votes.<ref>https://archive.md/sVYFT</ref> Another comic was also found, signed as her 10anon username.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/bella-art-b-jpg.2430845/ A piece of art created by Bella]</ref> Her comics depict fluffies being crushed by a woman sitting on them.

Accounts going under the usernames "lilaj77897" and "friggiffartard", both believed to belong to Bella, have also created imgur accounts full of shocking images and videos, including pornographic videos, animal abuse, a screenshot of a <abbr title="A web browser which enables a user to view the Internet anonymously>Tor</abbr> link to a website which hosts child pornography,<ref group = "note>How Bella had obtained this screenshot, or if she had created it herself, is not known. However, ZorgothTDK, who claims to have been an associate of her's, also claimed that she would "...collect CP for her own use and may have resold it to others".</ref> gore, executions, and beastiality.<ref name = imgurfolders>{{Cite farms|thread=99024}}</ref> The link between the second account and Bella is also unclear, though the former account included videos that feature her and the latter account contained many pieces of art and animations created by her, many of which appear to be traced.<ref group = note>In the "friggiffartard" folder, many of the drawings vary drastically in style and quality.</ref>

===TTU Chess Club===
{{Main|TTU Chess Club}}

[[File:TTUChessClub.jpg|thumb|150px|A photograph taken of the Chess Club's prominent members, directed towards another student which they targeted (Pictured from top, clockwise: Allen, Louis, Jasmine, Bella, Ryan)]]
Bella was also the admin of multiple Discord servers, all collectively referred to as the "'''Texas Tech University (TTU) Chess Club'''", more commonly referred to as the "Chess Club". In these servers, all of which Bella put under the guise of being the university's official chess club's Discord Server, Bella had recruited other students from her university, where they would chat, and play games of chess. Bella had supposedly created two servers that have been taken down due to violating Discord's Terms of Service, and created its most well-known iteration as a friendlier alternative of the prior two servers. In all of the servers associated with the group, members had made off-color or sordid statements, and had targeted and/or bullied other students of the university.

==Interactions with Chris==
{{See also|Bella chats}}

{{quote|she's actually cool to talk with|Chris on Bella, December 2020.<ref name=avatar></ref>}}

{{quote|Judgement is good, sycophants are cheap.|[[Kyle]]'s opinion on judging Bella.<ref name=avatar>[[The Place chats (December 2020)#The Avatar State]]</ref>}}
[[File:CWClipse.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Their love quests are at an end...]]
Bella claims that she first saw Chris at [[BronyCon]] circa [[2016]] when she happened to be visiting Baltimore to watch a [[autism|Rubik's Cube contest]]. Chris did not attend Bronycon in 2016, so it is more likely she saw him there in [[2017]].<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=96787|post=9624148}}</ref> She claims that she did not know who Chris was at the time and did not talk to him.<ref>[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Suitress enters chess group #15]]</ref>

{{Fix-span|{{cite}}|Bella's interest in Chris was not sparked until some time in early 2020, when she began watching ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''.}} A former associate of Bella's also claimed that she constantly bragged about knowing him personally.<ref name=formerassociate/>

Bella has also been noted for having ties with several of Chris's other orbiters. According to Bella, she got into contact with Chris via [[Praetor]] around September-November 2020.<ref name=animation>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Bella)#Chris Chan Animation]]</ref><ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Bella's account on how she knows Chris]]</ref> Chris also states in a [[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022|4 June 2022 letter]] that he had met Bella via his interactions with Praetor, though he also believes that them hiring her was not a good decision.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref> Chris however states in a later letter that Bella had not contributed much to the group, has not participated with them while making sales, and that her only true collaboration with them was an animated intro involving Chris Chan Sonichu.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022]]</ref>

The troll [[Larry Vaughn]] claimed to have been in contact with Bella early on when she first contacted Chris.<ref name=vaughn>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Larry Vaughn)#Involvement with Bella]]</ref> According to Larry, Bella told him that both she and Chris had been attempting to contact gal-pals from [[high school]], claiming that he had a desire to reconnect with them. Larry claimed that Bella would play a substantial role in helping him manipulate Chris. <ref name = vaughn/> A Twitter account of Bella's under her "Kelly Osborn" pseudonym had also followed Larry's Twitter account.<ref name = twitter>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/#post-9599908 A dump of several of Bella's Twitter accounts]</ref>

Bella attemptted to impersonate a [[wikipedia:Curiosity Stream|Curiosity Stream]] employee on 13 October 2020 in order to get him to Richmond, Virginia, sending him an e-mail claiming interest in discussing with him about autism on a podcast due to his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]].<ref>[[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream]]</ref>

On 28 December 2020, Bella talked about the Avatar State, a power-up from the fictional Nickelodeon cartoon ''Avatar: the Last Airbender''. Chris promptly incorporated it into his fantasy world.<ref name=avatar></ref>

[[File:KellyAndesEmail1.png|thumb|400px|One of two leaked e-mails where Bella interacts with Chris under the "Kelly Andes" pseudonym]]
From 1 February until mid-June of 2021, Bella impersonated high school [[gal-pal]] [[Kellie Andes]] (while misspelling her name as "Kelly Andes") in several emails.<ref name = "KellyAndes"/> As only a few of these e-mails have been leaked, and all of the leaked e-mails have occurred far between, it is uncertain how far Bella may have gone with this plan, or what she intended with it.

On 17 February 2021, Bella was mentioned by Chris as one option he had been considering for a potential relationship.<ref>[[Lonely feelings]]</ref> Chris showed signs of interest in her later on his planned trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]; he wanted to book a room with Bella at the hotel at which they planned to stay.<ref name=lovetriangle>[[Chess Club Chats#Everfree Love Triangle]]</ref> She claimed in a chat between herself and the Suitress that Chris consistently made sexual remarks towards her. <ref name = "scared"/> However, Chris would later claim in a Jail Letter that he had no strong sexual feelings towards Bella, only stating that they were "Just Friends".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 June 2022]]</ref> In a conversation with [[Watchmen]] members, Chris stated that Bella was "intelligent".<ref>[[The Vaughn Interlude#Danny Boy]]</ref> Bella had also mentioned in a 25 April 2021 chat with the Chess Club member Allen that Chris has been constantly texting her, and telling her how much he "needs her", to which Allen suggests blocking him, as Bella had no interest in being his friend.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Instagram for Chris Chan]]</ref>

During their interactions, Chris held a positive view of Bella, describing her as "cool to talk with,"<ref name=avatar></ref> meshing with Bella's claim that she is "extremely nice to him."<ref name=suicide></ref> Bella gifted Chris with mints in the shape of Pickle Rick, markers, and a few letters.<ref name = worddoc/> However, the former Watchmen member [[Kyle]] considered Bella a "sycophant".<ref name=avatar></ref> Bella claimed that many of the ineteractions she had with Chris were "pleasant",<ref name = worddoc/> though Chris also envisioned her as being a male Sonichu in [[Dimension C-197]].

{{quote|im garnered a reputation of being epic and anonymous and a hacker|Bella, 19 July 2021, weeks before being doxed by Kiwi Farms<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Chris talk coaching]]</ref>}}

Bella claimed that she had cut off all interactions with Chris for a short period of time between the [[March 2021|March of 2021]] and the late [[June 2021|June]] of that year.<ref name = worddoc/> She claimed that she did this out of the surrounding CWCsphere being "toxic", as well as concerns for the [[Watchmen]] doxing people, receiving many, many texts from Chris, and the amount of work it would have taken to give him sufficient attention. Bella claims from there that she was then invited by Chris to the brony convention, [[Everfree Northwest]]. However, Bella contradicted this claim in a 19 [[July 2021]] Discord post, talking to one of her associates about how, as a result of being nice to Chris, she was able to troll him for almost a year.<ref name = year/> The full extent at which Bella had been trolling Chris by this point, however, is not known, though Bella had often boasted and bragged about being the only troll that has never been discovered.

On 19 July 2021, Chris introduced Bella to the Watchmen group [[Knights of CWC]]. As she had not initally demonstrated malicious intentions to him, The WCT said, "as long as your intentions are good, you'll be fine."<ref name>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Intentions]]</ref> The WCT had also had Bella's assistance to help him attempt to dox [[Naught]] following Naught doxing him for declining the use of his Kiwi Farms account. According to [[The Fool]], a longtime but now-banned [[Kiwi Farms]] user and minor member of both The Place and The Knights, Naught and WCT took conflicting approaches towards stopping Chris from interacting with Bella and the rest of Praetor when she was present in the server:

{{quoteboxyellow|Neither naught or WCT were friends with bella, bella was in her own little white knight group controlling chris. WCT tried to be friendly with her so he could keep a short leash on her, bella was very defensive about it. WCT said naught actively tried to push bella away which might be why bella was defensive about WCT trying to interact with her, but that's just from what WCT said, I didn't witness anything the Watchmen ever did myself.

both naught and WCT knew bella was a ween but they couldn't get chris to not interact with her, or the [[praetor]] crew in general for that matter. naught tried to outright demonize them while WCT tried to pretend to be friendly with them to facilitate open communication so they could know exactly what praetor was planning next. Neither plan worked, but, it's Chris, what can you do.<ref name=foolpraetor>https://www.lolcow.org/threads/naught-bismuth-anameisaname-anon-llc-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-tardwarsllc-cpu-bismuth-heart-ctrl-moe.724/post-27908 and https://www.lolcow.org/threads/naught-bismuth-anameisaname-anon-llc-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-tardwarsllc-cpu-bismuth-heart-ctrl-moe.724/post-27912</ref>}}

==Art and Animations==

Bella created a few pieces of [[fanart]] and animations regarding Chris, or involved him and his creations in some way.

===Chris Chan Sonichu Intro===

'''Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation''' is a short animated video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 13 [[November 2020]]. The animation, in the style of a 90's anime, features Chris transforming into his [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] form while his ear-piercing falsetto rendition of "Twist of Fate" by Olivia Newton-John plays.

On an unknown date, but believed to be no later than 13 November 2020, Chris provided the vocals for the video. On 15 March 2021, Bella posted on Kiwi Farms that Chris and Praetor had commissioned her to create the animation:

{{quote|I was paid too by Chris himself and a group of faggy trolls who “recruited me”(essentially just gave me all of chris‘s information and bank info) and had Chris write me a graphic explanation of the “anime intro” word for word.|Bella as Kiwi Farms user 10anon.<ref name=animation></ref>}}

The video was animated by Bella under the aliases Careless-Metal-423 and tenthanonymous. Notably, she included some sneaky detail of Chris' [[Duck]] in the panty-shots during the transformation sequence.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/kkudbt/i_did_the_chris_chan_intro_animation_ama/</ref>

Chris had also told [[Watchmen]] members about the video, and told them about Bella's relations to Praetor.

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====Description====
{{Quotebox|Animation and artwork done by [[Isabella Loretta Janke|tenthanonymous]].
https://www.instagram.com/i_have_30k_hours_on_nekopara/

Music is a karaoke version of “Twist of Fate” by Olivia Newton John.
http://olivianewton-john.com/
https://youtu.be/75YdMFOG06Q

Vocals done by the voice of Chris Chan Sonichu.
https://www.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu}}

====Transcript====
[''Throughout the video, Chris belts out a somewhat incomprehensible rendition of Olivia Newton-John's song {{w|Twist of Fate (Olivia Newton-John song)|Twist of Fate}}.'']

[''The video opens on an animated shot of Chris holding the Sonichu medallion. He raises the medallion, which the camera focuses on from 0:02 to 0:04. Chris then transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'']

[''After Chris finishes transforming, he poses with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. The text "Chris Chan" appears above them, changing into "Sonichu" and finally "Chris Chan Sonichu."'']

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020]]|nextlink=[[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]}}

===Misc. Art===
Below is some other Chris related art that Bella had created.

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File:CurseYeHaMeHaBella.jpeg|A drawing Bella had made under the "Jung ji" codename. Bella received complaints for tracing this image.
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</center>

==A-Logging and claimed plots==
Despite having friendly contact with Chris, Bella had engaged in some noticeable [[A-Logging]] when speaking to others, also claiming to have plots to harm Chris. In a Kiwi Farms post dated 15 March 2021, she described Chris as a "fat, overweight retard", complains about his [[enablers]], and claimed she wanted her associates at [[Praetor]] to get him to cut his penis off, and that he should die in a gender reassignment surgery accident:<ref name=animation></ref>

{{quote|The [[Praetor|current “trolls”]] are just as big of retards as he is and they literally do nothing but stroke his fucking tranny cock that for some reason they won’t budge when I try to tell them to get him to cut it off instead of paying him. as much as I think the guy should’ve been killed in some freak gender reassignment surgery accident by now, I got my check to animate this shit and now I’ll dip, cya!|Bella as Kiwi Farms user 10anon.<ref name=animation></ref>}}

During a 19 [[July 2021]] conversation in the [[Chess Club]], Bella coached her friend Allen on how to talk to Chris. Allen asked why Chris trusts Bella, to which she answered, "bc im extrmeley nice to him," then claimed it's how she "hacked" into his bank account and "stole his money", and "got free trips and got him to join a cult and mlp porn on [Kiwi Farms] and fly [to Florida]". In this conversation, Allen states an alleged suicide plot they have, to which Bella also claims in conjunction that they'd do it by convinving him other people are Jesus. Bella's friend Allen wrote, "I thought the plan was to get him to kill himself", to which Bella responded, "yeah but by getting others to tell him theyre jesus and they hate them and then saying "oh no those ppl are os mean :(" and then he pays me". The conversation then turned back to coaching Allen to talk to Chris. Bella advised him to avoid making comments which could upset Chris, pointing out that [[Watchmen]] such as [[MKRNightVee]] might dox Allen for it. Bella walked Allen through talking to Chris, suggesting he be overly expressive and nice because Chris doesn't interpret tones well.<ref name=suicide>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref>

Chris claimed in a jail letter in response to a fan's questions that he "foreknew" that Bella had a suicide plot.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> As Chris had likely gained several letters mentioning Bella and this alleged plot before this one, while also claiming to have "foreseen" several other happenings, and Bella is a considerably unreliable narrator, whether Bella actually had this plot in mind or was simply claiming this for shock value is unclear as formal proof of this is yet to be found.

==Everfree Northwest==
{{See also|Everfree Northwest#Attendees}}
[[File:BellaRosechu.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[:File:Jason Kendrick Howell.jpg|Does this remind you of anything?]]]]
[[File:CWC-Null 14 July 2021 Bella convo.png|thumb|200px|Chris talking to Null about Everfree Northwest.]]
[[Everfree Northwest]] is a ''[[My Little Pony]]''-themed convention; Chris had planned to attend during [[August 2021]]. While making plans in July, Chris sought to put together a "posse" for "sharing and protection" during the convention, seemingly in response to being informed by [[Watchman]] [[The WCT]] that [[Jacob Sockness]] planned to attend in disguise to meet with him.<ref name=socknessalert>[[WCT DMs#Sockness alert]]</ref> On 12 July, Chris asked The WCT if he knew of anyone who could help, and WCT indicated that he did not. Chris also mentioned having asked [[Null]] and [[Praetor]]'s Caden if they could help with the posse arrangements.<ref name=socknessalert></ref> The following day, Chris texted Bella and assigned her to act as a bodyguard:

{{quote|I wanted to check in with you on an additional detail about the convention, as in while us being together as travel buddies and friends remains genuine, there is a caveat as well. You'll also play as a bodyguard and watch person, similar to [[Video games|Link's Navi]], unless you feel able to do physical work in defense as well. The reason being Sockness is making attempt to get to the convention as wells."|Chris's text to Bella<ref name = selected/>}}

According to Bella, she received a message from Chris requesting that she be his bodyguard.<ref name = "worddoc"/> Bella had agreed to the bodyguard role.<ref name=EN>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Everfree Northwest]]</ref><ref name="bodyguard">[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Suitress enters chess group #15]]</ref> Chris also made plans with Bella for them to carpool to Washington, D.C. together for their flight to Seattle, WA to attend the convention there.<ref>[[Bella chats#Everfree Northwest Plans]]</ref> According to Bella, Chris also wanted her to act as photographer, paying her $500 to purchase a camera and follow him around the convention to take photos.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Photographer]]</ref>

Around this time, Chris was also secretly in contact with a young woman who had previously developed a crush on him, codenamed "[[The Suitress]]". Chris had wanted Bella to meet and befriend the Suitress, who would have accompanied her and Chris during the convention, in a Discord server. On 14 July 2021, Chris had told [[Null]] about Bella and her plans to meet him at the convention, to which Null tells him that Bella's Instagram account claimed she was a 45-year-old man.<ref>[[Null DMs#Bella]]</ref> Chris sent Null a photograph of her. On 19 July 2021, Chris invited Bella<ref>[[Bella chats#Watchmen Drama]]</ref><ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Bella enters Knights of CWC server]]</ref> and the Suitress<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#The Suitress enters Knights of CWC server]]</ref> into [[Knights of CWC]], a Discord server of [[Watchmen]], where they discussed [[Everfree Northwest]] and how best to protect Chris from [[Jacob Sockness]].<ref name=EN></ref> From there a love triangle formed. Chris liked Bella, Bella liked the Suitress, and the Suitress liked Chris. Bella detailed her attraction towards the Suitress in various Chess Club servers. She shared a photograph the Suitress took of her legs,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Bella Thirst]]</ref> called her "cute",<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Even More Bella Thirst]]</ref> and claimed that she wanted to "protect" her from Chris and woo her away from him.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#More Bella Thirst]]</ref> She also expressed wanting to dance with her during the Grand Galloping Gala event.<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Everfree Dance]]</ref>

In the leaked chunks of the [[Incest Call]], Bella stated that she was pushing for both Chris and the Suitress to have sex in the hotel room where they would stay in during the event. These plans were consistently frustrated by the fact that Chris wanted a room with Bella, as opposed to one with the Suitress. Bella claimed that as his "photographer", she would take pictures of all of the instances that Chris and the Suitress got "romantic". The exact purpose of these plans are unknown.

Any plans that would have come out of this would never come to pass. Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested and detained]] before he could actually attend the convention and has since been banned indefinitely.<ref>[[Everfree Northwest#Blacklisted from attending|Everfree blacklists Chris]]</ref>

==The incest scandal==
{{See also|Bella and Suitress chats}}
{{Misinfo|Despite what you may have been led to believe, Bella did not convince Chris to ''start'' his affair with his mother, although she didn't strongly discourage him from continuing having sex with his mother when she found out about it.<ref name = call/> However, Chris ''had'' told her about having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50" two weeks before the infamous [[incest call]]<ref name = selected/> and the fact that he had dreams of having sex with his mom.<ref name=suicide></ref> It also hasn't been proven that Bella has a genuine incest fetish.}}
{{quote|[[Null|Josh moon]] hates me abd I'm ok with just being a legend|Bella optimistically gloating about the incest leaks.<ref name = "general">[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - general" at 31-Jul-21 06:43 AM timestamp</ref>}}

[[File:IncestCall.png|thumb|left|150px|An artist's alternative interpretation of the call itself.]]

Bella is most well-known for her participation in drama that revolved around Chris's affair with his elderly mother. After Chris gave hints about such an affair, she spoke with Chris in a call about it. Parts of the call were leaked, leading to the aforementioned drama.

===Hints at an affair===

On 13 July 2021, Chris had [[Honest Content|confessed]] to Bella that he was in a relationship with a new sweetheart who is "older than him", considering her as one of the few people he can trust to not confess this to anyone else.<ref name = selected/>

On about 27 July, Chris again pressed further and dropped more hints about the nature of his relationship:

{{quote|I realize I am remaining and sounding distant on the questioning, and it will become more clear and obvious when I tell you, in-person, who she is. I actually wish I could tell you over text or voice call, but the government and anyone with the tech can easily hack into those methods.|Chris.<ref name=spill>[[Bella chats#Chris Wants to Spill the Beans]]</ref>}}

Chris stated he would "feel better and safer confiding with [Bella] in person." Chris also recommended using Signal, a texting and voice/video chatting app which features security measures such as end-to-end encryption (having used the app to communicate with [[Null]]).<ref name=spill></ref>

Later, Bella chatted with [[the Suitress]] about Chris's evasiveness. Bella said that, due to Chris implying illegal activity over his relationship from his "hack" comment, she had a feeling he and his sexual partner were related. The Suitress asked if it was Barbara and Bella replied "I genuinely think it might be"<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Bella suspects incest]]</ref>

===The Incest Call===
{{quote|At first I did not believe it, even after Christine said “Bella, I want you to look me in the eye when I say this… I am having sexual relations with Barbara”|A supposed recounting from Bella about how the Incest Call started.<ref name = worddoc/>}}

In the early morning of 28 [[July 2021]], [[Incest Call|a video call]] took place. During it, Chris revealed that his new sweetheart was actually his mother, going into [[Honest Content|graphic detail]] about his incestuous relationship with her. According to Bella, the beginning of the conversation was not recorded, and she began recording when Chris showed her the vibrators and "organic lube foam" he was using on his mom.<ref>{{cite farms|title=leaking new info|thread=96813|post=9607177|wayback=20220115230847}}</ref>

Bella acted nonchalant throughout, and even supportive at times. Afterwards she stated to her [[Chess Club]] friends that she never said the incest was wrong and that Chris thought it was justified, and that she said she understood so he would talk more.<ref name=bellareacts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]</ref> Bella stated this several times when she was questioned in an interview regarding the call leaks.<ref name = interview/>

To her credit, Bella made a subtle attempt to divert Chris's attention away from Barbara by bringing up [[the Suitress]]:

{{quote|[Barbara]'s wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy? Yeah.|Bella, promoting [[the Suitress]].<ref name=call>[[Incest Call]]</ref>}}

Bella talked up the Suitress, describing her as "a wonderful girl" who "really, really, really adores you" and painted a picture of a relationship with her:

{{quote|[The Suitress]'ll be more open to stuff like, you know, having spa days, getting pizza, going out together, you know, and, she's um, she's probably newer in the bedroom, but she's willing to do it. She's willing to have fun with you.|Bella.<ref name=call></ref>}}

However Chris resisted, saying he had foretold the future and that the Suitress would find someone else while at college.

===Call Leaks===

After the call ended, Bella then edited together multiple clips from her recording and shared the video call with the [[Chess Club]] and [[the Suitress]]. All expressed disgust with Chris for his incest.

{{quote|Dude

WHAT THE FUCK|A reaction from Bella after the call.<ref name=bellasuitresscalltalk>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Discussion of Incest Call]]</ref>}}

[[The Suitress]], though in shock, stated that "when I have sex with him, I hope it sways him away from his mother" and encouraged Bella to "please tell him to quit her for me".<ref name=bellasuitresscalltalk></ref>

Apparently around the time of the call, Chris [[Incest texts|allegedly sent text messages]] to Bella describing his incestuous actions in additional detail.

Bella intended to leak the incest news, but wanted to gather evidence from a different angle to remain anonymous.<ref name=bellareacts></ref> However, she had sent the [[incest Call]] and [[Incest texts|texts]] to the [[Suitress]], who leaked those on the night of 29 July on a Discord Server,<ref>[[CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref> both without Bella's permission. Bella scolded the Suitress for both of these actions, evidently irritated.<ref>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Coordinating response to Chris]]</ref>

Sometime after, Bella started to gloat about discovering this revelation. In chats with the Suitress, Bella said she and the Suitress "broke the Internet", which the Suitress did not have much interest in doing, claiming to just want to see Chris, and seemingly being worried about the consequences that may follow, to which Bella claims that she will protect her identity.<ref name=impact>[[Bella and Suitress chats#Impact of leaks]]</ref>

===Interview===
{{main|Incest Leak Interview}}
After the clips have been leaked, a user going by '''Gungann''' had attempted to interview Bella out of concerns that she was manipulating Chris and/or the Suitress.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=96787|post=9669527}}</ref> After she had a conversation with Bella regarding the premature leaks, the Suitress invited Bella to the interiew, which the Suitress and Gungann had agreed to. In two chunks of the interview (both of which were shared on Kiwi Farms to provide context) Bella was repeatedly asked if she was "aroused" by the call, or if she had an incest fetish, which Bella frantically denied. The Suitress attempted to ease tensions and accusations, explaining that the way that Bella may have said things in the call may have been "misconstrued".<ref name = interview>[[Incest Leak Interview]]</ref>

===Bella is named===
[[File:BellaWife.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's interpretation of Bella during Chris's arrest.]]

[[Null]] questioned Chris, who told him that he had told only Bella, consequently, Bella was named by Null as a troll with knowledge of the material.<ref name=incestleak></ref> Bella tried to do everything in her power to distance herself from the growing drama.

[[File:WCT questions Bella-redact.png|thumb|200px|[[Watchman]] [[The WCT]] questions Bella for her side of the story; she deflects with absurd lies.]]

[[Watchmen]] leader [[The WCT]] questioned Bella, asking for her side of the story. He then created a group chat, titled [[Regarding Chris]], with Bella and some of the other Watchmen for further questioning,<ref name=regarding>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms]</ref> though this move backfired as Bella instead responded with disinformation.

At first Bella kept to her word to protect the Suitress, claiming to the Watchmen that the Suitress was not the person mentioned in the Incest Call,<ref>[[Regarding Chris chats#Regarding the Suitress]]</ref> and also claiming the name mentioned in the call to be a minor with the same name. Bella explained to the Suitress that this was to prevent the Watchmen from trying to blast the Suitress.<ref name=impact></ref>

However, later in the Watchmen's Regarding Chris chat, Bella soon turned to framing the Suitress for being the voice in the [[Incest Call]].<ref>[[:File:KellyOsbornFraming.png]]</ref>

Bella then created [[fabricated BDSM texts]] in which Chris supposedly admitted to having BDSM-style sex with Barb.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=97948|title=How Bella Faked the BDSM Text: An Analysis and Timeline|wayback=20220113183520}}</ref> Bella tried to perpetuate this notion in [[Regarding Chris]], claiming that Chris did not feed Barb unless she performed felatio on him. In the chat, she convinced Watchman [[The WCT]] that the screenshot was legitimate and persuaded him to release it publicly and to name the Suitress as his source,<ref name=bdsm>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms. Starting at 31-Jul-21 03:49 PM timestamp]</ref> resulting in the Suitress getting doxxed via WCT uploading one of her videos to a Kiwi Farms post.<ref>https://imgur.com/a/MhMhrBC</ref> The screenshot was dismissed as fake by most observers, and the motive behind its creation remains unknown.

{{Fix-span|{{cite}}|Bella tried to make several sockpuppet accounts on various platforms, ranging from the Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and 4chan, where she claimed that "tranny niggers" uploaded the call,}} among other disinformation to protect her identity, as well as attempting to claim that she was not "Kelly Osborn" to the Christuber [[GiBi]]. The attempts ultimately failed.

Bella created an eight-page Google Doc document in which she attempted to dispel any supposed rumors originating from the Kiwi Farms and its user base. She posted this document onto the Chris Chan sub-reddit on 7 August 2021. In it, she claimed that she was never a member of [[Praetor]] (misspelling the organization as "praector") and had attempted to shed light on her interactions with Chris. The veracity of many of the claims regarding her motivations made in the document are unclear; she had already denied her involvement with Praetor, and denied her involvement in a chat with the Suitress, in which Bella brags to the Suitress about obtaining the incest call. In that same doc, she claimed that the [[WCT]] had blocked her after she denied him the full 4-hour tape and "threw him under the bus", despite the WCT questioning her involvement in the call that was given, and even being manipulated into Bella's attempt to frame the Suitress.<ref name = "scared"/><ref name = worddoc>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/hello-everyone-its-bella-docx.2431274/ Word Document Hello everyone, it's "bella"]</ref>

=== Chris cuts ties ===
Even after the [[Incest Call]] was leaked, Chris was still trusting of Bella as he believed her cover story that someone else had leaked the information<ref name=wctdiscussfallout>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref> even though he had told only her.<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Null texts Chris]]</ref> [[Null]] pointed out the absurdity of this and asked how Chris rationalized it, to which Chris replied that he was "spiritually guided and sound of mind."<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Sound of mind]]</ref> Chris then texted [[The WCT]] and asked for his thoughts, and WCT concurred with Null that Chris shouldn't trust Bella. Chris then agreed that Bella's story was not credible.<ref name=wctdiscussfallout></ref>

==Leak Aftermath==
{{Protip|Much like with [[Clyde Cash]], several people have attempted to mimic Bella using accounts that use her likeness. Be cautious when taking anything stated by accounts that claim to belong to her.}}
[[File:IsabellaSuspensionTwo.png|thumb|right|An ex of Bella claims she got a suspension from Texas Tech University.]]
Eventually, Bella herself was doxed, not in small part due to one of Bella's Chess Club associates, Louis, posting an image of Bella’s mistreated rescue dog.{{cite}} {{Fix-span|{{cite}}|After her personal information was leaked, Bella went into desperate - albeit futile - damage control, using sockpuppet accounts on [[4Chan]], [[Reddit]], and [[Kiwi Farms]] to rant about how the info regarding her was fake, exaggerated, and/or a psyop conspiracy led by [[transgender]] puppetmasters.}} Unfortunately for her, this was to no avail; no one believed her due to her behavior as a habitual liar with sociopathic tendencies, and as of late August, users on the gossip forum [[Kiwi Farms]] were actively speculating about her.

On 31 August 2021, an attorney stating to have been retained by Bella sent a letter to [[Null]], the administrator of Kiwi Farms, requesting the removal of multiple site links relating to Bella. The lawyer stated on behalf of the client concerns over inaccuracies and the negative personal impact from the Kiwi Farms links, offering to confer with the administrator with more details on the condition the conversation remain private due to it involving personal matters such as health issues. The attorney also clarified that the request was not a form of legal action and that he was acting as negotiator. Upon receiving the letter, Null posted it onto the Kiwi Farms and put it up to a vote by the site users over whether the material mentioned in the letter should be removed. The users rejected the removal, voting 3,701 to KEEP! and 202 to DELETE!<ref>{{cite farms|thread=99897|title=2021-08-31 - Isabella Loretta Janke (via attorney): A courtesy request.}}</ref>

An ex of Bella claimed that Bella got a two-year suspension from Texas Tech University, though the suspension reason is currently unknown. The claim was shared with [[Kiwi Farms]] member DawnDusk.

On 22 March 2022 a Kiwi Farms user uncovered one of Bella's emails through her [[Onion Farms]] accounts, and people started speculating that a Instagram account called "Maxine Sidero" was Bella, due to the email linking to the account, the owner of the account looking similar to Bella and the posts featuring Bella's pets and associates.<ref>{{Cite farms|writer=KingFrampt|thread=98702|post=11468781}}</ref> When people asked the person account if she was Bella, the account was privatized, and since changed the name to Maxine Sideris and currently mac.aronee. Dozens of other social media accounts allegedly belonging to Bella, including one named '''Justine Kline''' has also been uncovered.

==Scorn from Chris==
[[File:JailArt15.jpg|thumb|400px|Chris blaming Bella and Null for the Hippo on his head]]
Chris has developed scorn for Bella in recent times after his arrest, as evidenced in [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|various]] [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|jail letters]]. In these letters, Chris states that he came to believe that Bella, along with Null and Jacob Sockness had "betrayal plans" and "nasty plots" for him.

One such letter had Chris claiming that the Incest Call was a "Divine Test" for Bella in hopes that she does not reveal that he had an affair with Barb. He also claimed in the letter of how he foreknew of Bella "tempting" him to suicide.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> Another letter had Chris claim that karma will "bite Bella's ass around Judgement Day".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref> He also claimed in the same letter to have "foreknown" the circumstances that would pin the Suitress's emotions, and how their relationship would have ultimately been ruined by Bella's "plot". He also states in at least two letters that he believes that Bella was trying to get him to out himself as a "pedophile" by dating the Suitress.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]</ref>

In one other letter, Chris claims that he has forseen Bella's plans long before June 2021. <ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> Chris had also claimed in that letter that Bella had confessed to faking many of the details said in the call, such as that any sex between him and Barb had occured at all, and that the call as a whole should therefore be rendered "moot". The veracity of these claims is indecipherable, due to Bella previously fabricating evidence regarding alleged BDSM sex Chris had with his mother, while Chris had also seemingly bought a sex guide and told several people before Bella about having an affair with a "sweetheart over 50", and previously stating that he had sex with her.<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref>

Chris has stated in another June letter that Bella was being possessed by evil spirits, and that he was trying to save her from them.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022]]</ref>


==Fan Video==

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== See also ==
* [[Affair with Mother]]
* [[Bella chats]]
* [[Chess Club Chats]]
* [[Chess Group 15 Chats]]
* [[Regarding Chris]]
* [[The Suitress]] - A gal-pal of Chris's that Bella had befriended and then framed.

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== External Links ==

*[https://www.onionfarms.com/members/tenthanonymous.101/ Tenthanonymous] - One of Bella's Onion Farms accounts, created on 4 November 2020.

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Jail Letter - 5 August 2022

2022-12-09T18:49:24Z

Carrion:

{{JesusPossession}}

On 5 August 2022, Chris had sent a '''twentieth and final letter''' to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]].

Highlights of the letter include:

*Chris addresses Kenneth's concerns about the way he writes in his letters, acknowledging that Jesus Christ spoke [[Wikipedia:Aramaic|Aramaic]] and not the [[Wikipedia:Early Modern English|Early Modern English]] of the [[Wikipedia:King James Bible|King James Bible]].
**Chris claims that he began using antiquated English because it was the language he spoke in his past life as the magician Sylvia in the reign of [[Wikipedia:King Arthur|King Arthur]], which Chris believes was in the fourteenth century. Never mind that Arthur reigned in the fifth and sixth centuries AD (if he existed at all), that there is no mention of a magician named Sylvia in Arthurian legend, and that fourteenth-century [[Wikipedia:Middle English|Middle English]] is very different from seventeenth-century Early Modern English.
*Chris claims himself to be a "fellow servant" amongst the general population, citing that Biblical scriptures allude to this "simple fact".
*Chris once again discusses how he "cleansed Barb's soul", though this time claiming that he did this to pay a mortgage, which he had also requested several people to pay for Barb before she gets relocated.
*Chris insists that all interactions that he had with cartoon characters were real and were not fabrications of his own mind. Chris also claims this to be the case before getting any sort of influence from trolls toying with his fantasies.
*Chris claims that the events of the initial writing of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] had foreshadowed the [[Wikipedia:2022_monkeypox_outbreak 2022|Monkeypox outbreak]], citing the disease's prevelancy among [[homos]].
*Chris also claims that Global Warming is a natural process meant to weed out the toxics and is a sign of his growing strength.
*Chris writes a postscript, where he claims that the words of Emanuel and other gods should be considered first and foremost before he is told to "shut up" or "ditching one's own faith".

Kenneth sent Chris a [[Excommunication letter|response]] a few days later, expressing dismay at Chris's callousness toward his mother and "excommunicating" him from the "Sonichu Project". Chris did not respond.

==Kenneth's Post==

{{quoteboxonion|Highlights
He understands there have been concerns over our Lord and Savior using 1600s English and understands that this was not spoken in his past Book of Life while he was Jesus Christ in Jerusalem. Language does not make or break a leader, god, or prophet.

He can travel from one country to another and change his spoken language, his physical visage (appearance) and identity time after time.

He left Jerusalem after his resurrection and traveled to England in 1389 and claims the earth was split in two and became separate from the rest of the whole universe outside the Milky Way. Then he went forward through the February 2003 Chaos Rainbow, back in time and between dimensions from C-197 Earth (half) to 1218 Earth (half) for his second ever reincarnation into this life.

He took to speaking King James English because it matched the last spoken language when he was Sylvia the Magician back in King Arthur's time. But if you insist, he will revert to Modern English.

Had the awakenings, enlightenments and revelations with Heaven's Light shining down on him. Still claims he is Jesus Christ reincarnated your Lord, Savior and God. Describes himself as a fellow servant walking among you.

Long known of the Mortgage on the house being reverse but it was retained unconsciously and why he did his "Soul Bonding" with Barbara. His "Soul Bonding" and "healing powers" was a gift that cleansed her sins, regrets and extended her life.

Here is the icing on the cake: "Let me past, present, and future actions and manifestations I do in the Divine and Holy Word with Emanuel and the other Gods and Goddesses speak of the truths as well before shutting me up or ditching my faith"

Translation in plain English: All of his actions and revelations in the past, present and future are justified and speak for themselves.}}

==Chris's Letter==

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{{quotebox|Hey, Kenneth.
I have another public letter for ye to share with everyone for me, please
1 08022022

Greetings and Blessings to ye all, my followers.
I write to ye all to offer some explinations and truths for thy enlightenment and information.
Firstly, I understand there hath been concerns over the language I write/speak in talking to ye all. I know 1600’s English was not spoken by I in my past Book of Life in Jerusalem as Jesus Christ, but the language was ancient Aramaeic [sic]. Language doth not make nor break a leader nor god or prophet. Even a Priest in this present day can speak ancient Aaramaeic and still oust themselves as a False PRist by the Metaphysical and Divine events. I have gone from one country to another and changing my spoken language, physical visage and identity time after time after time again after I left Jerusalem after my resurrection and up to in England in 1389 when the Earth was split into two and became separate from the rest of the whole Universe outside Milky Way, and then I went forward through the February, 2003 Chaos Rainbow, back in time, and interdimensionally from C-197 Earth half to 1218 Earth half for my Second Ever Reincarnation into this life, consciously forgotten my extensive past and worked on…>}}

{{quotebox|…authentic unconsciousness premonitions, visions and Seer insights to progress actively or innately as I did. I took to the English of King James as 1) it matched with the last spoken language tome, to when I was the magician, Sylvia, back in King Arthur’s neck of the woods, and 2) to get thy woke and attentive to the truths and facts I was informing ye all of. But, if you insist, I’ll revert to my modern English tongue, but the truth is still valid, just, and Holy Divinely So. I have had the awakenings, Enlightenments, Revelations, and so on with Heven’s and Universe Core’s same Light shining down upon I and my Body and Aura. So I did and still speak true when I tell you all I Am the one Avatar, Jesus Christ reincarnated, your Lord, Messiah, Savior and God. You all should have realized that as even in the scriptures, it states that your Lord and God shall still walk among you all as a fellow servant. Well, I’m a fellow servant among you, and I have the First Person Real Player One perspective, Seer ability and Powers of Holy Light Power. The Math Equation is simple and direct.
Second, I have long known of the Mortgage being Reverse, but it was retained Unconsciously, hence why I had healed and cleansed Barbara of her sins and regrets and gifted her life extension by my Soul Bonding and Healing Powers, And why I had told you all to send her money to Pay Off the Mortgage Before I said anything, ever of Relocating her.}}

{{quotebox|And lastly, I Know from personal experience from All of this life and before, so my interdimensional connections and encounters with the cartoon and “fictional” individuals and the other Gods and Goddesses on the C-197 half of the Earth were Real; not “imaginary”. And this have been fact with me Before Any Faker or Hater, including IdeaGuy, Ever spoke with me or got involved, period.
Now, you all can and may believe or not, But before you discard faith, Look outside at the rest of the world at present. A Lot of these events I have foreknown and foretold. And here’s an Obvious one from “Sonichu” Book 10: the “Gay Vaccine”, of which I do regret chronicling in such a way, But a certain Monkey Pox has been infecting mostly gay men in recent weeks. Would you not want to go back in time with the Vaccine to prevent this Pox from Men, in general?
And don’t blame the Heat, blame the Solar Flares and Solar Storms; Every Eleven Years, they have been flipping axis and exposing the Toxic and Evil individuals by triggering EVERYONE’S Minds and making even a Neurotypical Hyper Sensitive and Sudden Seers. Look at the events in [[2011]], [[2000]], [[1980s#1989|1989]], and so on and compare with this year. I have been further awakened, in part, by this; and my powers from my Body have become manifested moreso and stronger.

For now, I tell you all to Meditate on That.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu}}

{{quotebox|Postscript
Let my past, present, and future actions and manifestations I do in the Divine and Holy work with Emanuel and the other Gods and Goddesses speak of the truths as well before shutting me up or ditching thy faith.}}

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