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		<title>Adam Stackhouse</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;The EX-Winner, Adam Stackhouse, was DISQUALIFIED on the grounds of violating the Official Rules on TWO COUNTS: &lt;br /&gt;
-He Had Licensed BeatBox Music playing from a licensed BoomBox. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-He Had his SISTER [[Chris_and_the_law|ILLEGALLY]] in the video without authorized consent.|Chris's version of the rules}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Adam Stackhouse&lt;br /&gt;
| image = AdamStackhouse.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Adam Stackhouse&lt;br /&gt;
| nationality  = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
| race = White&lt;br /&gt;
| gender    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
| occupation = Filmmaker&lt;br /&gt;
               Cockblocker&lt;br /&gt;
| saga   = [[Adam Stackhouse]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Adam Stackhouse''' was the winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] ''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]'' contest. [[Chris]] felt that he should have won instead, and thus harbored a grudge against him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In order to win, Chris orchestrated a mass spamming of votes via dummy sockpuppet accounts, so that he would not only win a [[PSP]] for his then love interest [[Megan Schroeder]], but also claim the prize of an all-expenses-paid trip for two to the [[2007]] [[Wikipedia:Penny Arcade Expo|Penny Arcade Expo]]. He had hoped to bring Megan on the trip and eventually make love to her in their shared hotel room, losing his &amp;quot;[[virgin with rage]]&amp;quot; moniker once and for all. As a result, Adam had inadvertently cock-blocked Chris, by simply being more talented.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a huge display of [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], Christian wanted to get back at Adam for cheating, as he used more than one person in his video (in a rather nice display of family, Stackhouse's little sister has a role, which Chris believed was illegal, even though Adam does all the singing) and used music in the background (which didn't count as it was [[Wikipedia:beatboxing|beatboxing]], even though Chris believed it was a [[Wikipedia:Boombox|boombox]]). Chris ignored the fact that not only had he himself also cheated by registering many fake accounts to vote for himself, and also blackmailed his [[Cole Smithey|half-brother]] into voting for him as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was so angry about the outcome of the contest that he created a fake webpage proclaiming himself the victor.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also created a [[CWC is Angry|creepy video]] in which he repeatedly shot a photo of Adam and his sister in silence with a [[Megatron pistol|toy gun]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Adam Stackhouse is the complete opposite of Chris. Evidence to prove this is the fact that he graduated as a [[Honor roll|valedictorian]] of his graduating class in [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College|college]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20100701123021/http://web.wm.edu/news/archive/index.php?id=3657&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also owns his own production company, AVAdventure.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://theavadventure.com/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Original Version==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|xh6BtPs-KNk}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Adam's entry==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|lA84b9eCyZA}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Number 2: From adamstackhouse; Video1: It's okay, if you like someone making the music in the background. It took away pops from the rappin of the two cooks. And adding seafood like in the song to the cake... are you kidding? They should have done it without the noise; it's in da rules. A petite comical moment comes around with an empty plate for no sample and turning off the [[TV]] after &amp;quot;thinking about it&amp;quot;. I give it 4/5 Stars for moderate effort.|Chris in [[PSN Blogs]] in July 2007}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chris's opinion of Adam==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|My previously submitted PaRapper the Rapper &amp;quot;Master Onion A-La Mode&amp;quot; Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! That stupid, no-good ADAM STACKHOUSE won the trip!!! He had MUSIC and MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN HIS VIDEO, which were in VIOLATION OF THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!!! Three other videos out of the remaining nine: APRELEWSKY, BRUDELL AND SURYABUCHWALD, ALL VIOLATED THE OFFICIAL RULES AS WELL! THOSE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED, PERIOD!!!! I am sooooooooooooooooooo [[Chris and anger|ANGRY]] of the fact that the [[Sony|Playstation company]] and their Promotional Associates WILL NOT DO ANYTHING TO BRING THOSE VIOLATORS TO JUSTICE!!!! Go to http://www.us.playstation.com/, and register the complaint, in addition to my own, through their &amp;quot;Contact Us&amp;quot; link. So that SWORN ON MY [[autism|AUTISM]], JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris on Adam Stackhouse&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He also thought Adam was cheating because he thought Adam's beatboxing counted as background music, even though beatboxing is music made with the voice and is therefore [[Wikipedia:A cappella|a cappella]]. Naturally, Chris ignored the fact that he cheated himself by bombarding Sony with fake accounts in order to win.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a [[PlayStation Network]] post from 4 August 2007, Chris goes into detail about his feelings on Adam Stackhouse:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|This is directed mostly to Adam Stackhouse; the S.O.B. who was the Alphabetically First Video in the PaRappa Contest and got WRONGFULLY the big prize. This [[JERKS|JERK's]] Video WAS AGAINST The NO MUSIC RULE!!!! His, Suryabuchwald and Aprelewsky's VIDEO ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED because they ALL HAD MUSIC!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a FRUSTRATED, [[Autism|High-Functionally AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]]. And I LOATHE Surybuchwald and Aprelewsky as well, because their MUSIC probably landed those [[JERKS]] in 2nd and 3rd.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I don't have much going on for me really, because I have been the dog in America's favorite game, &amp;quot;[[Kick the Autistic|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]&amp;quot; for my whole life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I curse those seven people (between the cast of the three illegal videos) to [[Death threats|DIE and BURN]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As for Adam, if he is reading this and is asking, &amp;quot;You've got something to say to me?&amp;quot; I do, P.S. F*** You, you Dream Smashing Son of a B****!|Chris in PSN Blogs in August 2007}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Adam's opinion of Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Adam's initial reaction to Chris was to threaten legal action against him for harassment&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA84b9eCyZA&amp;amp;lc=UgwnnzQGxEqx0wQRBep4AaABAg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, but later relented after probably realizing it would not be worth pursuing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|No remorse... I mean, I didn't even know the wonders of CWC until a year after the contest... I noticed a string of comments about his entry at that point coming from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|his ED page]] (at that time there was a longer passage on [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|the Parappa contest]], before he really went off the deep end). That's when I discovered the﻿ apology video, where he retracted the threats on my sister and I. I've always wanted to see [[CWC is Angry|the lost video]] where he calls me &amp;quot;no-good&amp;quot; and repeated shoots a picture of me...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I've been following the whole thing since I discovered it about six months ago, thanks to CWC's [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|Sept 24 2008]]﻿ update video... and yeah, it was pretty shocking and bizarre as I slowly put the pieces together...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20130408113141/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=lA84b9eCyZA From YouTube comments, user 1693productions]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Adam revisited==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris and Adam Stackhouse, MAGfest 2018.png|Together at peace...|thumb|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A decade after the Chop Chop Master Onion Rap contest, Adam attended [[MAGfest]] in 2018, even attending a panel dedicated to Chris-Chan. He and Chris even take a selfie with each other, and Chris's interactions with him shows that he no longer holds his animosity towards him, and the two have finally made peace with each other.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWC is Angry]]&lt;br /&gt;
*''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://theavadventure.com/ AVAdventure Productions], Adam Stackhouse's production company&lt;br /&gt;
{{StackhouseSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sagas}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DEFAULTSORT:Stackhouse, Adam}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Adam_Stackhouse&amp;diff=277445</id>
		<title>Adam Stackhouse</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Adam_Stackhouse&amp;diff=277445"/>
		<updated>2022-01-07T20:29:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;The EX-Winner, Adam Stackhouse, was DISQUALIFIED on the grounds of violating the Official Rules on TWO COUNTS: &lt;br /&gt;
-He Had Licensed BeatBox Music playing from a licensed BoomBox. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-He Had his SISTER [[Chris_and_the_law|ILLEGALLY]] in the video without authorized consent.|Chris's version of the rules}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Adam Stackhouse&lt;br /&gt;
| image = AdamStackhouse.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Adam Stackhouse&lt;br /&gt;
| nationality  = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
| race = White&lt;br /&gt;
| gender    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
| occupation = Filmmaker | Cockblocker&lt;br /&gt;
| saga   = [[Adam Stackhouse]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Adam Stackhouse''' was the winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] ''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]'' contest. [[Chris]] felt that he should have won instead, and thus harbored a grudge against him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In order to win, Chris orchestrated a mass spamming of votes via dummy sockpuppet accounts, so that he would not only win a [[PSP]] for his then love interest [[Megan Schroeder]], but also claim the prize of an all-expenses-paid trip for two to the [[2007]] [[Wikipedia:Penny Arcade Expo|Penny Arcade Expo]]. He had hoped to bring Megan on the trip and eventually make love to her in their shared hotel room, losing his &amp;quot;[[virgin with rage]]&amp;quot; moniker once and for all. As a result, Adam had inadvertently cock-blocked Chris, by simply being more talented.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a huge display of [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], Christian wanted to get back at Adam for cheating, as he used more than one person in his video (in a rather nice display of family, Stackhouse's little sister has a role, which Chris believed was illegal, even though Adam does all the singing) and used music in the background (which didn't count as it was [[Wikipedia:beatboxing|beatboxing]], even though Chris believed it was a [[Wikipedia:Boombox|boombox]]). Chris ignored the fact that not only had he himself also cheated by registering many fake accounts to vote for himself, and also blackmailed his [[Cole Smithey|half-brother]] into voting for him as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was so angry about the outcome of the contest that he created a fake webpage proclaiming himself the victor.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also created a [[CWC is Angry|creepy video]] in which he repeatedly shot a photo of Adam and his sister in silence with a [[Megatron pistol|toy gun]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Adam Stackhouse is the complete opposite of Chris. Evidence to prove this is the fact that he graduated as a [[Honor roll|valedictorian]] of his graduating class in [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College|college]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20100701123021/http://web.wm.edu/news/archive/index.php?id=3657&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also owns his own production company, AVAdventure.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://theavadventure.com/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Original Version==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|xh6BtPs-KNk}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Adam's entry==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|lA84b9eCyZA}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Number 2: From adamstackhouse; Video1: It's okay, if you like someone making the music in the background. It took away pops from the rappin of the two cooks. And adding seafood like in the song to the cake... are you kidding? They should have done it without the noise; it's in da rules. A petite comical moment comes around with an empty plate for no sample and turning off the [[TV]] after &amp;quot;thinking about it&amp;quot;. I give it 4/5 Stars for moderate effort.|Chris in [[PSN Blogs]] in July 2007}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chris's opinion of Adam==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|My previously submitted PaRapper the Rapper &amp;quot;Master Onion A-La Mode&amp;quot; Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! That stupid, no-good ADAM STACKHOUSE won the trip!!! He had MUSIC and MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN HIS VIDEO, which were in VIOLATION OF THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!!! Three other videos out of the remaining nine: APRELEWSKY, BRUDELL AND SURYABUCHWALD, ALL VIOLATED THE OFFICIAL RULES AS WELL! THOSE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED, PERIOD!!!! I am sooooooooooooooooooo [[Chris and anger|ANGRY]] of the fact that the [[Sony|Playstation company]] and their Promotional Associates WILL NOT DO ANYTHING TO BRING THOSE VIOLATORS TO JUSTICE!!!! Go to http://www.us.playstation.com/, and register the complaint, in addition to my own, through their &amp;quot;Contact Us&amp;quot; link. So that SWORN ON MY [[autism|AUTISM]], JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris on Adam Stackhouse&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He also thought Adam was cheating because he thought Adam's beatboxing counted as background music, even though beatboxing is music made with the voice and is therefore [[Wikipedia:A cappella|a cappella]]. Naturally, Chris ignored the fact that he cheated himself by bombarding Sony with fake accounts in order to win.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a [[PlayStation Network]] post from 4 August 2007, Chris goes into detail about his feelings on Adam Stackhouse:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|This is directed mostly to Adam Stackhouse; the S.O.B. who was the Alphabetically First Video in the PaRappa Contest and got WRONGFULLY the big prize. This [[JERKS|JERK's]] Video WAS AGAINST The NO MUSIC RULE!!!! His, Suryabuchwald and Aprelewsky's VIDEO ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED because they ALL HAD MUSIC!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a FRUSTRATED, [[Autism|High-Functionally AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]]. And I LOATHE Surybuchwald and Aprelewsky as well, because their MUSIC probably landed those [[JERKS]] in 2nd and 3rd.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I don't have much going on for me really, because I have been the dog in America's favorite game, &amp;quot;[[Kick the Autistic|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]&amp;quot; for my whole life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I curse those seven people (between the cast of the three illegal videos) to [[Death threats|DIE and BURN]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As for Adam, if he is reading this and is asking, &amp;quot;You've got something to say to me?&amp;quot; I do, P.S. F*** You, you Dream Smashing Son of a B****!|Chris in PSN Blogs in August 2007}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Adam's opinion of Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Adam's initial reaction to Chris was to threaten legal action against him for harassment&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA84b9eCyZA&amp;amp;lc=UgwnnzQGxEqx0wQRBep4AaABAg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, but later relented after probably realizing it would not be worth pursuing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|No remorse... I mean, I didn't even know the wonders of CWC until a year after the contest... I noticed a string of comments about his entry at that point coming from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|his ED page]] (at that time there was a longer passage on [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|the Parappa contest]], before he really went off the deep end). That's when I discovered the﻿ apology video, where he retracted the threats on my sister and I. I've always wanted to see [[CWC is Angry|the lost video]] where he calls me &amp;quot;no-good&amp;quot; and repeated shoots a picture of me...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I've been following the whole thing since I discovered it about six months ago, thanks to CWC's [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|Sept 24 2008]]﻿ update video... and yeah, it was pretty shocking and bizarre as I slowly put the pieces together...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20130408113141/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=lA84b9eCyZA From YouTube comments, user 1693productions]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Adam revisited==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris and Adam Stackhouse, MAGfest 2018.png|Together at peace...|thumb|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A decade after the Chop Chop Master Onion Rap contest, Adam attended [[MAGfest]] in 2018, even attending a panel dedicated to Chris-Chan. He and Chris even take a selfie with each other, and Chris's interactions with him shows that he no longer holds his animosity towards him, and the two have finally made peace with each other.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWC is Angry]]&lt;br /&gt;
*''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://theavadventure.com/ AVAdventure Productions], Adam Stackhouse's production company&lt;br /&gt;
{{StackhouseSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sagas}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DEFAULTSORT:Stackhouse, Adam}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Adam_Stackhouse&amp;diff=277444</id>
		<title>Adam Stackhouse</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Adam_Stackhouse&amp;diff=277444"/>
		<updated>2022-01-07T20:29:42Z</updated>

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&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;The EX-Winner, Adam Stackhouse, was DISQUALIFIED on the grounds of violating the Official Rules on TWO COUNTS: &lt;br /&gt;
-He Had Licensed BeatBox Music playing from a licensed BoomBox. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-He Had his SISTER [[Chris_and_the_law|ILLEGALLY]] in the video without authorized consent.|Chris's version of the rules}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Adam Stackhouse&lt;br /&gt;
| image = AdamStackhouse.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Adam Stackhouse&lt;br /&gt;
| nationality  = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
| race = White&lt;br /&gt;
| gender    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
| occupation = Filmmaker|Cockblocker&lt;br /&gt;
| saga   = [[Adam Stackhouse]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Adam Stackhouse''' was the winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] ''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]'' contest. [[Chris]] felt that he should have won instead, and thus harbored a grudge against him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In order to win, Chris orchestrated a mass spamming of votes via dummy sockpuppet accounts, so that he would not only win a [[PSP]] for his then love interest [[Megan Schroeder]], but also claim the prize of an all-expenses-paid trip for two to the [[2007]] [[Wikipedia:Penny Arcade Expo|Penny Arcade Expo]]. He had hoped to bring Megan on the trip and eventually make love to her in their shared hotel room, losing his &amp;quot;[[virgin with rage]]&amp;quot; moniker once and for all. As a result, Adam had inadvertently cock-blocked Chris, by simply being more talented.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a huge display of [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], Christian wanted to get back at Adam for cheating, as he used more than one person in his video (in a rather nice display of family, Stackhouse's little sister has a role, which Chris believed was illegal, even though Adam does all the singing) and used music in the background (which didn't count as it was [[Wikipedia:beatboxing|beatboxing]], even though Chris believed it was a [[Wikipedia:Boombox|boombox]]). Chris ignored the fact that not only had he himself also cheated by registering many fake accounts to vote for himself, and also blackmailed his [[Cole Smithey|half-brother]] into voting for him as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris was so angry about the outcome of the contest that he created a fake webpage proclaiming himself the victor.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also created a [[CWC is Angry|creepy video]] in which he repeatedly shot a photo of Adam and his sister in silence with a [[Megatron pistol|toy gun]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam Stackhouse is the complete opposite of Chris. Evidence to prove this is the fact that he graduated as a [[Honor roll|valedictorian]] of his graduating class in [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College|college]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20100701123021/http://web.wm.edu/news/archive/index.php?id=3657&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also owns his own production company, AVAdventure.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://theavadventure.com/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Original Version==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|xh6BtPs-KNk}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Adam's entry==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|lA84b9eCyZA}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Number 2: From adamstackhouse; Video1: It's okay, if you like someone making the music in the background. It took away pops from the rappin of the two cooks. And adding seafood like in the song to the cake... are you kidding? They should have done it without the noise; it's in da rules. A petite comical moment comes around with an empty plate for no sample and turning off the [[TV]] after &amp;quot;thinking about it&amp;quot;. I give it 4/5 Stars for moderate effort.|Chris in [[PSN Blogs]] in July 2007}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's opinion of Adam==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|My previously submitted PaRapper the Rapper &amp;quot;Master Onion A-La Mode&amp;quot; Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! That stupid, no-good ADAM STACKHOUSE won the trip!!! He had MUSIC and MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN HIS VIDEO, which were in VIOLATION OF THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!!! Three other videos out of the remaining nine: APRELEWSKY, BRUDELL AND SURYABUCHWALD, ALL VIOLATED THE OFFICIAL RULES AS WELL! THOSE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED, PERIOD!!!! I am sooooooooooooooooooo [[Chris and anger|ANGRY]] of the fact that the [[Sony|Playstation company]] and their Promotional Associates WILL NOT DO ANYTHING TO BRING THOSE VIOLATORS TO JUSTICE!!!! Go to http://www.us.playstation.com/, and register the complaint, in addition to my own, through their &amp;quot;Contact Us&amp;quot; link. So that SWORN ON MY [[autism|AUTISM]], JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris on Adam Stackhouse&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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He also thought Adam was cheating because he thought Adam's beatboxing counted as background music, even though beatboxing is music made with the voice and is therefore [[Wikipedia:A cappella|a cappella]]. Naturally, Chris ignored the fact that he cheated himself by bombarding Sony with fake accounts in order to win.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[PlayStation Network]] post from 4 August 2007, Chris goes into detail about his feelings on Adam Stackhouse:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|This is directed mostly to Adam Stackhouse; the S.O.B. who was the Alphabetically First Video in the PaRappa Contest and got WRONGFULLY the big prize. This [[JERKS|JERK's]] Video WAS AGAINST The NO MUSIC RULE!!!! His, Suryabuchwald and Aprelewsky's VIDEO ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED because they ALL HAD MUSIC!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a FRUSTRATED, [[Autism|High-Functionally AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]]. And I LOATHE Surybuchwald and Aprelewsky as well, because their MUSIC probably landed those [[JERKS]] in 2nd and 3rd.&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't have much going on for me really, because I have been the dog in America's favorite game, &amp;quot;[[Kick the Autistic|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]&amp;quot; for my whole life.&lt;br /&gt;
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I curse those seven people (between the cast of the three illegal videos) to [[Death threats|DIE and BURN]]!&lt;br /&gt;
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As for Adam, if he is reading this and is asking, &amp;quot;You've got something to say to me?&amp;quot; I do, P.S. F*** You, you Dream Smashing Son of a B****!|Chris in PSN Blogs in August 2007}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Adam's opinion of Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
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Adam's initial reaction to Chris was to threaten legal action against him for harassment&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA84b9eCyZA&amp;amp;lc=UgwnnzQGxEqx0wQRBep4AaABAg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, but later relented after probably realizing it would not be worth pursuing.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|No remorse... I mean, I didn't even know the wonders of CWC until a year after the contest... I noticed a string of comments about his entry at that point coming from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|his ED page]] (at that time there was a longer passage on [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|the Parappa contest]], before he really went off the deep end). That's when I discovered the﻿ apology video, where he retracted the threats on my sister and I. I've always wanted to see [[CWC is Angry|the lost video]] where he calls me &amp;quot;no-good&amp;quot; and repeated shoots a picture of me...&lt;br /&gt;
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I've been following the whole thing since I discovered it about six months ago, thanks to CWC's [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|Sept 24 2008]]﻿ update video... and yeah, it was pretty shocking and bizarre as I slowly put the pieces together...&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20130408113141/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=lA84b9eCyZA From YouTube comments, user 1693productions]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Adam revisited==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chris and Adam Stackhouse, MAGfest 2018.png|Together at peace...|thumb|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A decade after the Chop Chop Master Onion Rap contest, Adam attended [[MAGfest]] in 2018, even attending a panel dedicated to Chris-Chan. He and Chris even take a selfie with each other, and Chris's interactions with him shows that he no longer holds his animosity towards him, and the two have finally made peace with each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWC is Angry]]&lt;br /&gt;
*''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://theavadventure.com/ AVAdventure Productions], Adam Stackhouse's production company&lt;br /&gt;
{{StackhouseSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sagas}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DEFAULTSORT:Stackhouse, Adam}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Things Chris hates]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Isabella Loretta Janke</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Bella is a habitual liar. As a result, she is a very unreliable narrator, and her claims should be taken with a grain of salt.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- Note to editors: As always, refrain from going into detail about Bella's personal life on this page. Despite the plethora of fuckitude, most it has little or no relation to Chris. Encyclopedia Dramatica has that covered.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|[[Chris and English|Were the best trolls on history.]]|Bella, abusing the English language more brutally than she did her own pets.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Suitress texts#&amp;quot;I'm kinda scared&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
|name    = Isabella Loretta Janke&lt;br /&gt;
|image    = Bella.png&lt;br /&gt;
|birthsrc = &amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;newOP&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|aliases  = Bella&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;newOP&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;10thanonymous&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;newOP&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;usernames&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{Cite farms|thread=97559|title=Bella's Usernames &amp;amp; Burner Accounts}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Careless-Metal-423&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;newOP&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;usernames&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Kelly Osborn&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;newOP&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;ILJ&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;newOP&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;redpilled single dad&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;usernames&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|gender   = Female&lt;br /&gt;
|race     = White/Latina&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;latina&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{Cite farms|thread=97609|post=9736144|title=ILJ damage control on social media}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|nation   = American&lt;br /&gt;
|organization = Praetor&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Vaughn Interlude#Danny Boy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|saga = [[Saga#Bella Saga (20 April 2020 - 30 July 2021)|Bella]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Isabella Loretta Janke''',&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;newOP&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{Cite farms|thread=98702|title=(New OP + General Discussion) Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - Chris Troll, Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Suicide Pusher, Crusty, Musty Ass Bitch}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; also known as '''Bella''', '''Kelly Osborn''', and dozens of other pseudonyms, is the sociopathic, foot fungus-ridden leader of a [[troll|trolling]] ring based at Texas Tech University, best known for her participation in a leaked [[July 2021]] call in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] revealed that he had been having an [[incest|incestuous]] relationship with [[Barbara|his mother]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;SummaryThread&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{Cite farms|thread=97658|title=Isabella Loretta Janke Summary Thread|autoarchive=20211017181202}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Isabella is arguably the worst and most dangerous troll to have ever targeted Chris, having malicious intentions that somehow manage to overshadow [[BlueSpike|every]] [[Idea Guys|single]] [[Teen Troon Squad|previous]] [[Jacob Sockness|controversial]] troll before her. Isabella's sadistic personal life was exposed not long after [[Kiwi Farms]] doxxed her: she is known to be a [[Nazis|white supremacist]] (despite being mixed race herself),&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;latina&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; animal abuser, and fetishist for all things unholy (including incest, snuff, zoophilia, zoosadism, [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|scat]], [[Pedofork|pedophilia]] and ''[[Anime|Naruto]]'').&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;SummaryThread&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; Even before meeting Chris, she was known for bullying and blackmailing other students to the point of suicide, all with the help of her cult-like circle of friends. This page is solely focused on Bella's interactions with Chris, but for more information, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] has an [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Isabella_Loretta_Janke article on her] which goes into much deeper detail on her disturbing pastimes and abhorrent hygiene than this page likely ever will.&lt;br /&gt;
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Isabella's reasons for trolling Chris were extremely dark. She intended to gather incriminating information from Chris and blackmail him; her intentions were most likely to either extort Chris out of large sums of money or to try and use the information or get Chris to commit suicide or self-harm, which her cult was known to have done in the past.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;SummaryThread&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;_phobia&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/ac615726-189b-4745-8a1b-3182e7f31f26-png.2433986/ Miscellaneous - Transphobia, Homophobia, More]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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However, this all unravelled when the audio of the incest call was leaked. Bella and her cronies were doxxed by the [[Kiwi Farms]] almost immediately, and with Chris now [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|in jail]] and thus unable to be contacted (outside of [[jail letters]]) or manipulated, it is unlikely that Bella will be able to take any further action. This is especially so after her aforementioned dirty laundry was dumped all over the internet, with thousands of new people learning about her horrifying exploits unrelated to Chris. Ironically enough, in trying to ruin the life of a lolcow, Isabella became a lolcow herself. She's subsequently been suspended from Texas Tech, and now serves as a cautionary tale to [[Weens|those seeking to make a name for themselves off of CWC]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Early interactions==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
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It is unclear exactly when Bella first met Chris. Her interest in Chris would not be sparked until some time in early 2020, when she began watching ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 15 March 2021, Bella posted that Chris had commissioned her to create an animation of his comic alter-ego transforming into his Chris-Chan Sonichu form. She also engaged in some noticeable [[A-Logging]] towards Chris, describing him as a &amp;quot;fat, overweight retard&amp;quot; and claiming that Chris &amp;quot;should have been killed in some freak gender reassignment surgery accident by now&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;newOP&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Plots==&lt;br /&gt;
===The suicide/extortion plot===&lt;br /&gt;
On 25 April 2020, Bella claimed in a Discord DM to want to &amp;quot;Get [Chris] be suicidal [...] bc he's retarded.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite farms|title= Bella Janke allegedly planning CWC suicide since April 2020|thread=97773}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 19 July 2021, Bella claimed that, &amp;quot;bc im extrmeley nice to him,&amp;quot; to have &amp;quot;hacked&amp;quot; into Chris's bank account and &amp;quot;stole his money&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;got free trips and got him to join a cult and mlp porn on [Kiwi Farms] and fly [to Florida]&amp;quot;. Someone asked Bella, &amp;quot;I thought the plan was to get him to kill himself&amp;quot;, to which Bella responded, &amp;quot;yeah but by getting others to tell him theyre jesus and they hate them and then saying &amp;quot;oh no those ppl are os mean :(&amp;quot; and then he pays me&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/animalabuse-png.2427826/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bella rallied up many people to help her out with this plan, including other students from TTU and outsiders that had a degree of familiarity with Chris. Many of these recruits were members of distinct &amp;quot;Chess Club&amp;quot; Discord servers run by Bella. Some of them were genuinely unaware of Bella's true intentions, while others had intentions as equally as depraved as hers.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Everfree Northwest plans===&lt;br /&gt;
Bella was to go with Chris to the [[August 2021]] [[Everfree Northwest]] convention. Her purpose was supposedly to be a photographer and &amp;quot;bodyguard&amp;quot; against [[Jacob Sockness]], as he had declared that he would attend the event in disguise.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Discussioneverfree8.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Discussioneverfree9.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;bodyguard&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://imgur.com/a/wO3Be1N &amp;quot;Bodyguard&amp;quot; screenshots]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; A young [[Autism|autistic]] woman who had previously developed a crush on Chris and had contact with him via text, codenamed &amp;quot;[[The Suitress]]&amp;quot;, would have accompanied her and Chris during the convention. Bella had claimed in leaks of the [[incest call]] that she planned to photograph and record every instance that they'd &amp;quot;get romantic&amp;quot; during this event.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also invited Bella to be his dance partner. He then invited the Suitress at Bella's suggestion, though Bella claimed that she intended to just dance with the Suitress as Bella thought her to be cute, being attracted to her herself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See &amp;quot;Chess club - general&amp;quot; at 23-Jul-21 10:50 PM timestamp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Any plans that would have come out of this would never come to pass, as Chris would be [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|jailed]] before he could actually attend the convention, and has since been banned indefinitely.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Everfree Northwest#Blacklisted from attending|Everfree blacklists Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Involvement with other orbiters==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
Along with having plans of her own, Bella had also gotten involved with various groups and people that orbited Chris in some way, and contributed to a notable degree to their intended plans.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Praetor===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Praetor}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Bella was hired by the Praetors to create animations for Chris. One of these animations was [[Bella videos#Chris Chan Sonichu intro|an intro for Chris Chan Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Larry Vaughn===&lt;br /&gt;
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Bella has had contact with the troll [[Larry Vaughn]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Vaughn Interlude#Danny Boy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/page-5#post-9600559 A Kiwi Farms post by Larry Vaughn describing Bella]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Former Watchmen===&lt;br /&gt;
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On 30 July, the [[incest]] call and texts were leaked and Bella was named by [[Null]] as a troll with knowledge of the material.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite farms&lt;br /&gt;
|thread = 96559&lt;br /&gt;
|title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court&lt;br /&gt;
|user = [[Null]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Sean then questioned Bella, asking for her side of the story.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:WCT questions Bella.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He then created a group chat, titled Regarding Chris, with Bella and some of the other Knights of CWC members for further questioning.&amp;lt;ref name=regarding&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the &amp;quot;Regarding Chris&amp;quot; chat hosted at Kiwi Farms]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; During the chat, Bella made claims that were later deemed disinformation by observers, such as framing the [[Suitress]] for being the voice in the call.{{refn|group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;|Noted by observers that Bella's voice matches the voice in the call&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite farms|title=&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;[THREAD RETIRED]&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella the Chris-Chan Incest Troll and her clique of extremely sick people|thread=96787|post=9632321}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 July, Bella uploaded a screenshot into the group chat. The screenshot depicted Chris allegedly discussing practicing BDSM with his mother. Bella claimed that &amp;quot;this is the shit i woke up to the morning after the call.&amp;quot; Sean reacted with shock at the screenshot, exclaiming, &amp;quot;WHAT THE FUCK [...] BELLA. WHY IS HE LIKE THIS&amp;quot;. Bella goaded Sean to release the screenshot but to leave her name out of it.&amp;lt;ref name=bdsm&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the &amp;quot;Regarding Chris&amp;quot; chat hosted at Kiwi Farms. Starting at 31-Jul-21 03:49 PM timestamp]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Sean did so, posting the image to [[Kiwi Farms]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite farms|title= Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court|thread=96559|post=9586650|user=Psychic Espeon (Sean)}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As some posters reacted with skepticism at the image, Sean told Bella that &amp;quot;they want to know if you're credible. people think its fake.&amp;quot; Bella then framed the Suitress, saying, &amp;quot;oh how do i proove [...] [the Suitress] has it too&amp;quot;. Sean said he would have to name people, and Bella goaded him to name [the Suitress].&amp;lt;ref name=bdsm&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He complied, claiming on Kiwi Farms in response to a post insisting he give his source that [the Suitress] had sent him the screenshot; he also decided to post a video featuring her,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://imgur.com/a/MhMhrBC A Kiwi Farms post from Sean]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; effectively turning attention onto her and revealing her face, linking her likeness to her name which was previously mentioned in the second [[incest call]] leak.&lt;br /&gt;
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A poster requested that Sean's source explain a discrepancy in the screenshot, and Sean encouraged Bella to &amp;quot;Join the Farms for a bit, don't say you're the &amp;quot;Bella.&amp;quot; But just state how you got the screenshot and such.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=bdsm&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The screenshot was later deemed fake by observers.{{refn|group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;|Determined by observers with image analysis&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/page-644#post-9676103&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==The incest scandal==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Protip|Despite what you may have been led to believe, although she didn't discourage him from continuing having sex with his mother when she found out about it,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Incest call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; there is no evidence Bella was the one to convince Chris to ''start'' fucking his mother.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the early morning of 28 [[July 2021]], Bella recorded [[Incest call|a call between her and Chris]]. During it, Chris discussed his incestuous relationship with his mother, going into [[Honest Content|graphic detail]] about the act. Bella acted nonchalant throughout, and even supportive at times. She stated to her Discord friends that she never said the incest was wrong and that Chris thought it was justified, and that she said she understood so he would talk more.&amp;lt;ref name=bellareacts&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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She intended to leak the incest news, but wanted to gather evidence from a different angle to remain anonymous.&amp;lt;ref name=bellareacts&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, she had sent the recording to the [[Suitress]], who leaked it on the night of 29 July.&lt;br /&gt;
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Immediately, Bella tried to do everything in her power to distance herself from the growing drama. One of the first things she decided to do was make several sockpuppet accounts on various platforms, ranging from the Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and 4chan, where she would claim that &amp;quot;tranny niggers&amp;quot; uploaded the call, among other disinformation to protect her identity. The attempt ultimately failed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Afterwards, Bella created a screenshot of fake texts in which Chris supposedly admitted to having BDSM-style sex with Barb.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/how-bella-faked-the-bdsm-text-an-analysis-and-timeline.97948/ How Bella Faked the BDSM Text: An Analysis and Timeline]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bella tried to perpetuate this notion in a Discord chat with a [[Watchmen]] group, claiming that Chris wouldn't feed Barb unless she preformed felatio on him. In the chat, she convinced Watchman [[Sean Walker]] that the screenshot was legitimate and persuaded him to release it publicly and to name the Suitress as his source,&amp;lt;ref name=bdsm&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the &amp;quot;Regarding Chris&amp;quot; chat hosted at Kiwi Farms. Starting at 31-Jul-21 03:49 PM timestamp]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; resulting in the Suitress getting doxxed via Sean uploading one of her videos to a Kiwi Farms post.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://imgur.com/a/MhMhrBC&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The screenshot was dismissed as fake by most observers, and the motive behind its release remains unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:IsabellaSuspensionTwo.png|thumb|right[[The Farms Post]]|Karma's definitely a bitch, isn't it?]]&lt;br /&gt;
Eventually, Bella herself was doxxed, not in small part due to one of Bella's own cronies, '''Louis Herz''', posting an image of Bella’s mistreated rescue dog.&amp;lt;ref name=“LouisThread”&amp;gt;{{Cite farms|thread=97621|title=Louis Herz / TernaryMercury - Bella's Best Friend and Primary Defender - Femboy Bigot of the Chess Club}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; After her personal information was leaked, Isabella went into desperate - albeit futile - damage control, using sockpuppet accounts on [[4Chan]], [[Reddit]], and [[Kiwi Farms]] to rant about how the info regarding her was fake, exaggerated, and/or a psyop conspiracy led by [[transgender]] puppetmasters. Unfortunately for her, this was to no avail - as of late August, there were already dedicated, active threads on Kiwi Farms for Bella and each of her cronies. With such a unique name, these threads will likely be the first things any future employers see when they google Bella's name. Ironically, the &amp;quot;The Final Troll of Christory&amp;quot; has become just as unemployable and infamous as Chris himself; and on top of everything else she has done, is ([[Weening#If_you_fail_hard_enough_you_will_become_a_target_for_trolls_yourself|quite poetically]]) seen by many as being just as, if not even ''more'' perverse, disgusting and beneath contempt than him.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to various Discord DMs that have been &amp;quot;leaked&amp;quot;, Bella now has a two-year suspension from Texas Tech University as a result of everything that transpired. This information was shared by an Ex of Isabella, as well as another forum member, who shared it on [[Kiwi Farms]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also appears to have developed scorn for Bella in recent times after his arrest, as evidenced in [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|various]] [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|jail letters]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Incest]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Carpetbaggers]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{BellaSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sagas}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolls]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Enablers]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Chris and reality</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Escapist fantasies */&lt;/p&gt;
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{{quote|You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris, [[December 2016]], in a rare moment of self-awareness on his habit of escapism.&amp;lt;ref name=rare&amp;gt;[[December 2016 Facebook posts#State of CWC's life]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:30yrslater.jpg|thumb|250px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Ideaguy poster.jpg|thumb|right|250px|thumb|...for real.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Reality''' is a concept that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] desperately tries to avoid acknowledging, instead retreating to the comfort of his imaginary world and hoping that reality will eventually bend to his whims. Many people with [[autism]] struggle to distinguish between reality and fantasy, but most make an effort to reduce the impact on their lives. Chris, on the other hand, embraces his realm of fantasy, especially as escapism from [[stress]], life responsibilities, and his bleak future, trapping himself in a feedback loop whereby his real-world life and issues are further neglected while his devotion to his fantasies gets stronger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Notably, Chris believes that [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]] are real: Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with them on many occasions, and even believes that he is [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] to imaginary people. Chris also holds many delusions of grandeur, from believing he has the power to curse people,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;According to [[Jackie Chat 5]] and [[Jackie E-mails 16]], Chris wrote that Sonichu was in Mary Lee Walsh’s office with him: he then pretended to be Sonichu himself and delivered a lecture, before using the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; to thinking he has [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]], and even believing he is a [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] with the power to unite entire [[dimensions]] — and that this [[Dimensional Merge]] would make him rich and bring his fictional characters, and those of others, to life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's perception of reality has been on a downward spiral for most of his life, due to a lifetime of being coddled by his parents. Following the death of his [[father]] in 2011, and amid the increasing infirmity of his [[mother]], Chris was forced into shouldering more responsibilities which he was mentally ill-equipped to bear, and consequently, he invested more heavily in magical beliefs as solutions to the problems presented by reality. In 2017, the [[Idea Guys]], trolls who utilized role-playing as Chris's imaginary friends, further exacerbated Chris's grasp of reality, giving validation to his fantasies and encouraging him to stay rooted in his fantasy world — a trend continued at present-day by waves of [[enablers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris maintains his beliefs even in the face of mental health professionals — for nine months between summer 2018 and spring 2019, he was required to see a psychiatrist and therapy group at [[Region Ten]] and told them of his beliefs on his imaginary friends and multiple dimensions, to which their reaction was to simply hand-wave him through their program. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Causes of Chris’s poor grip on reality ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:I'm Done Adulting T-shirt.png|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his &amp;quot;I'm Done Adulting&amp;quot; T-shirt while begging for money and being surrounded by toys in his [[Patreon announcement]]. (You can't be finished with something that never started.)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Parental enabling===&lt;br /&gt;
Although autism is one major factor, [[Borb|his parents]] contributed a lot towards Chris's warped perception of anyone or anything that antagonizes him: Bob and Barbara regularly fed Chris conciliatory platitudes about how he was mistreated out of jealousy, and that &amp;quot;special rules&amp;quot; exist for the benefit of autistic people. The platitudes cemented Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|all-pervasive sense of entitlement]], as well as his indiscriminate belief that [[Greene County Conspiracy|anything bad that happened to him was a conspiracy]], whether or not it was caused by his [[slow-in-the-minds|stupidity]] or [[Chris and negotiation|stubbornness]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Psychological problems===&lt;br /&gt;
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The only known formal diagnoses of Chris are [[autism]], dating from when he was five or six years old, and [[transgender|gender dysphoria]], officially diagnosed in 2016. However, his behavior in adulthood suggests he has undiagnosed issues.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris exhibits signs of {{W|maladaptive daydreaming}}, a psychiatric disorder comprised of vivid daydreams and excessive fantasies that can interfere with socializing or even replace it altogether. This behavior is observed in Chris with his [[imaginary friends]] and [[CWCville]], the [[Dimensional Merge]], and especially the [[polyamorous marriage]]. Maladaptive Daydreaming is also associated with pacing and musical stimulation. Eyewitness accounts of Chris such as [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] mention these behaviors in him. Chris also stated that music from his phone is his method for [[meditation]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{w|Peter Pan syndrome}} is a pop psychology term to describe those who are immature and refuse to grow up and accept adult responsibilities. Chris has demonstrated this with his refusal to seek [[work]], instead [[beg]]ging for money or ignoring his [[debt]] payments to afford more toys. An [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|eyewitness to one of Chris's debt hearings]] noted that Chris was &amp;quot;trying hard to revert to childhood&amp;quot;, based on how he made childish noises during his time in the courtroom and talked back to his mother in a childlike voice. The Dimensional Merge represents Chris's ultimate desire to hide from adult responsibilities, as he believes it will grant his wildest power fantasies and enable him to continue living like a child. Chris's devotion to rejecting adult life has warped his perception of reality, as he spends all of his free time playing make-believe as if it were a religion.&lt;br /&gt;
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A common theory since the Dimensional Merge saga unfolded is that Chris may have schizophrenia, based on his rantings about his imaginary world seeming as if he cannot distinguish between reality and fantasy. However, a closer look at Chris's ramblings shows that he's capable of discerning the difference, but avoids it in order to preserve his escapist fantasies. Unlike a schizophrenic, Chris will distinguish between reality (or as he calls it, [[1218]]) and his fantasy domain (named [[C-197]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris's reaction when reality's dimension and his fantasy dimension did not merge as predicted,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2019 social media posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a prime example of him being able to differentiate reality from his escapist fantasies.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|though not fully doable on the 1218 side of the Dimensional Curtain yet, [I am] able to draw up a water-to-wine conversion and vice-versa.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Reddit]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; showing he is aware he doesn't have super-powers in reality.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Also unlike a schizophrenic, Chris's fantasies do not involve paranoia or hallucinations and are entirely self-serving. While Chris has made statements implying he is hallucinating, such as when he insists he can see or interact with his [[imaginary friends]], he often omits that he uses techniques such as [[meditation]] or astral projection, another indicator that his issue is  Maladaptive Daydreaming.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection [...] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [...] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197.|Chris giving a rare explanation on how he delves into his fantasy world.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' behavior and beliefs however align at least somewhat with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizotypal_personality_disorder| Schizotypal personality disorder], which is thought to exist on a spectrum with Schizophrenia. With him matching at least six of the nine diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:&lt;br /&gt;
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*ideas of reference (believing that [[COVID-19|certain]] generally innocuous [[Dimensional Merge|events ]] hold special meaning or messages for oneself)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CPU Blue Heart|strange beliefs]] or [[magical thinking]] that [[Mary Lee Walsh|influences behavior]] and is inconsistent with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|subcultural norms]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Imaginary friends|abnormal perceptual experiences, including bodily illusions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Conspiracy theories|suspiciousness]] or [[Greene County Conspiracy|paranoid ideation]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Saga|strange behavior]] or [[Chris and fashion|appearance]]&lt;br /&gt;
*excessive social anxiety that does not diminish with familiarity and tends to be associated with paranoid fears rather than negative judgments about self, (whilst Chris was largely comfortable around his paid for [[Gal-Pal|companions]] during [[Manchester High School|High School]], his interaction with both the [[Love Quest|fairer sex]] and [[Man in the pickle suit|pickle bearers]] have since been riddled with [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|paranoid fears]] and [[Manajerks|delusions]])&lt;br /&gt;
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The last three symptoms however, namely:&lt;br /&gt;
*strange thinking and speech &lt;br /&gt;
*lack of close friends&lt;br /&gt;
*inappropriate or constricted affect&lt;br /&gt;
whilst also present in Chris, can be almost exclusively attributed to his [[autism]], much like his [[narcissism]]. Also Schizotypal individuals generally do not develop the [[CPU Blue Heart|grandiose delusions]] he has developed over the years and are generally reclusive. So further digging than internet armchair analysis is required, which Chris of course will likely never receive, thanks to his [[Chris and mental healthcare|adamant refusal]] to seek out help voluntarily or benefit from professional help that is forced upon him.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Lack of grounding in the real world===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Artist_Depiction_of_Chris_mind.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris's imaginary world after he passes away and it dies with him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's lack of purpose, combined with his enormous [[ego]], further fuels his disconnection from reality, compelling him to instead seek out purpose with make-believe, such as being the mayor of [[CWCville]] and being the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Since the government provides for him with the [[monthly tugboat]] — along with money from financial [[enablers]] — and his parents always providing a roof over his head, Chris has never had an incentive to [[Chris and work|get a job]]. Without the structure that a job, even a minimum-waged or volunteer position, would impart to him, Chris is instead free to wallow in his fantasies.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's hobbies are mostly limited to [[Netflix]], [[video games]], [[YouTube]], and [[Twitter]]. Despite supposedly having a calling for art, he rarely draws like he used to. While video games can stimulate the brain, his hobbies leave little room for creativity or substantial self-improvement. Even a simple hobby like photography would be a big step up from Chris's current avocations. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris rarely leaves his [[room]], instead preferring to [[daydream]] for &amp;quot;three to six hours per day&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;. When he does socialize, it is mainly on his terms, role-playing with enablers who keep him invested in his fantasies or appearing at conventions with [[fans]] who treat him as a celebrity.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|As for what I do while awake, on the recent, I get up, take my meds, meditate while playing Tetris 99 to at least take on the daily tasks for the game. Most days, I go out on errand or simple walking [...] Anyway, during the time at home, I tend to binge a show, do some drawing or creative, work (namely the [[TSSSF]] cards and the comic pages).|Chris describing his day-to-day life.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Escapist fantasies===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|200|Chris will sit down and calculate the number of casualties in his [[Dimensional Merge]] fantasy but won't write up a budget plan for paying off his [[debt]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris embraces his fantasies as escapism, overindulging in them to the point that his interest in them has largely eclipsed his real world life. When his childlike lifestyle conflicts with the responsibilities associated with being an adult, Chris retreats to his fantasy realm to cope.&lt;br /&gt;
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This habit became especially prevalent in the years following the September 2011 death of his [[father]], after which Chris found himself thrust into the world of adult responsibilities as he had to do tasks such as pay his bills and help take care of his [[mother]] and pets. Chris was 29 years old when his father passed away; while most people would be accustomed to dealing with responsibilities by that age, Chris was unprepared for the burden since his parents had sheltered him up to that point for example,  until he died, his father had managed Chris's bank account due to his fiscal irresponsibility.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|When my father was alive, I had more freedom; now that he has passed, I lost a lot of freedom and remain to take after the tasks he had left behind. [...] You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris.&amp;lt;ref name=rare&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris occasionally whined on social media about his position in having to help take care of his mother and pets — his statements gradually revealing more of his retreat into escapist fantasies.&lt;br /&gt;
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In September 2012, he complained:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Everybody else gets to go out for a fun and good time; I am stuck care-giving my mother and our [[dogs]], and it is Very Stressful on me.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2012 Facebook posts#I Require Friends]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In January 2013, Chris was hoping for a [[sweetheart]] to rescue him from his life:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I need my Sweetheart-to-be to make me happy; my heart hurts literally from my depression and loneliness. Serving my mother is not a final purpose to me, and my social life is very slim. I feel like I lack direction in my life as well.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2013 Facebook posts#Chris needs direction]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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By summer 2017, Chris was immersed in his escapism to the point that he was [[dancing with Magi-Chan]], one of his [[imaginary friends]], at [[BronyCon]]. In October of that year, from his list of reasons for refusing to get a job, half involved his devotion to his fantasies:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I Have a TON and S***-Load of Responsibilities and Worries here at home care-taking my mother, dogs, cats, and to my own passion of my [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]] Family, my City of Cwcville, my own Only-Me Psychic Connection [[Imaginary friends|to my family and friends there]], in that dimension. So, I'll be darned if I Do Not already have enough on my plate&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Kiwi Farms#Posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's desire to be rescued from reality left him desperate for his fantasies to be validated, his mentality similar to people willing to join cults. This led to Chris being exploited by a number of trolls, with the most infamous being the [[Idea Guys]]. Chris would only continue to retreat further and further into this elaborate alternate reality he has constructed in his mind. While under arrest for [[August_2021_Arrest_and_Court_Case|sexually assaulting his elderly mother]], Chris chose to ignore the seriousness of the situation he was in and gave a long spiel to the responding police officers about Sonichu, his status as a Supreme Goddess, and the Dimensional Merge. Currently, as Chris sits in prison awaiting trial, he has now chosen to believe that he is also the [[Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021|reincarnation of Jesus Christ.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Cult of the Idea Guys===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Idea Guys|Enablers|List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I feel need to also thank them for adding more connection between our sister dimension and I|Chris on the Idea Guys, retaining his cultist mentality several months after they had been ousted.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1017879233119469568&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris fell for this fake news graphic made by the original Idea Guy as part of his plot to convince Chris he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On 25 [[October 2017]], Joshua Wise, the first of a duo that would later be dubbed the Idea Guys, contacted Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Date given in [[Sonichu 13]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Initially as an experiment to gauge Chris's gullibility, Wise began a plot to manipulate Chris into believing that Wise had made it into [[CWCville]]'s dimension. Drawing from his experience in role-playing communities and borrowing lore from video game/anime series ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', Wise crafted an elaborate narrative which included edited image graphics, doctored audio clips such as [[Red Forest]], and role-playing as Chris's [[imaginary friends]]. Chris, by this point in his life desperate for his fantasies to be validated, eagerly accepted Wise's claims.&amp;lt;ref name=IGQA&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The association between Wise and Chris morphed into cult leader and devout follower. Wise, taking advantage of Chris's desire for validation, brainwashed his beliefs on CWCville and his imaginary friends, such as by claiming CWCville to be [[Operation BARBarossa|occupied by Nazis]], that [[Rosechu]] is a transgender woman, and that Chris is [[Polyamorous marriage|married to imaginary friends]], with Chris accepting it as fact.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the second Idea Guy, Stephen Boyd, joined with Wise. Together, the two exploited their influence over Chris and had him make false statements for blackmail purposes and conned Chris into giving them thousands of dollars under threats they would destroy CWCville and release the blackmail material if he failed to comply.&amp;lt;ref name=extortionists&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Their activities caught the attention of people in Chris's inner circle, who formed a group later termed the [[Guard Dogs]] to counteract the Idea Guys and remove them from power. However, even after the ousting, and though the Guard Dogs tried to encourage him to seek therapy at [[Region Ten]], Chris still retained most of the beliefs the Idea Guys had brainwashed into him over the six months they were in power. Guard Dog Marvin explained Chris's perspective:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|&amp;quot;Reality&amp;quot; is a malleable concept to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.&lt;br /&gt;
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In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.&lt;br /&gt;
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That reality is most important to him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/9GYiD&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The post-Idea Guys era ignited a wave of [[enablers]] who sought to use the Idea Guys' tactics to worm their way into Chris's life. For a few months, the Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris  by screening his messages for him. However, given Chris's refusal to address his psychological weaknesses and willingness to find others to play make-believe with, the enablers eventually broke past their defenses, leading to the Guard Dogs washing their hands of Chris. The [[Teen Troon Squad]] in fall 2018, [[MKRNightVee]] in winter 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]] in summer 2019, and a myriad of [[other enablers]] took turns role-playing with Chris and enabling his fantasies in exchange for his attention. In addition, using lore brute-forced into his head by the Idea Guys, Chris declared himself to be a goddess — [[CPU Blue Heart]] — and began to preach about the [[Dimensional Merge]], further intensifying the cult vibes of his beliefs.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Consequences==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Discord3.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The fictional superweapon Kadingir, as depicted in anime series ''Symphogear''. The Idea Guys used this image to con Chris into believing they had the capability to destroy the moon and CWCville.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Bad Beginning]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Beyond making a fool of himself, Chris's poor grasp of reality has compelled him to self-harm, fall for con men exploiting his beliefs, and cause damage to his home.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Self-harm===&lt;br /&gt;
{{w|Gender dysphoria|Late-onset gender dysphoria}} is a psychological disorder describing those who identify with another gender over their own, and can present with the desire to be rid of their primary sex characteristics and prefer those of the other gender. Like with everything else in life, Chris sought out [[magical thinking]] to treat his gender dysphoria.&lt;br /&gt;
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In March 2016, he discovered [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]], a collection of music tracks on YouTube claiming to, among other things, magically grant larger breasts and transform a penis into a vagina. Chris's confirmation bias over his breasts increasing, crediting it to the mysticism instead of his {{w|gynecomastia}} and [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|poor measuring of his chest]], led him to believe that the claims made by the channel were true.&lt;br /&gt;
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He pursued the penis-vagina transformation, and began to prod his taint while under the impression there was a hidden vagina there.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Reddit#Can males be born with a hidden vagina (minus the uterus)? (3 July 2016)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Though the Subliminal channel claimed the transformation would take six months, Chris eventually lost patience. In July 2016, he grabbed a knife and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] to an effort to free his vagina. Chris's devotion to the delusion was so potent that he initially resisted efforts by concerned fans to pressure him into going to the hospital, though he eventually wore down and admitted it was a wound and obeyed treatment instructions.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Con artists===&lt;br /&gt;
While Chris has long been taken advantage of by trolls, the tactics and goals from the likes of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] surpass the typical catfishing-for-content.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Idea Guys gradually built up a strong psychological hold over Chris by affirming his fantasies and playing along with them, to the point where Chris had full faith over anything they told him. They then used their influence to con Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to blow up [[CWCville]] with a moon laser if he failed to comply, manipulate him into punching his mother, and had him make videos [[Chris slaps himself|slapping himself in the face]] and shitting on the floor.&amp;lt;ref name=extortionists&amp;gt;https://archive.md/uwFMy/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Things became even darker when the Idea Guys threatened to falsely report Chris as a [[Pedofork|pedophile]] to the FBI if he stopped supplying them with vast sums of money, consoles and games, thus deepening the [[Financhu Crisis]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Jacob Sockness, following the example set by the Idea Guys, nearly succeeded in manipulating Chris into a sexual relationship, holding the [[Dimensional Merge]] over his head and [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|faking a conversation with Chris's imaginary friend]] to convince him they should meet and consider marriage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Though both the Idea Guys and Sockness were eventually ousted — by people countering their role-playing with their own — Chris has failed to learn and continues to leave the gates to his imaginary realm open to anyone who will validate his fantasies further.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Property damage===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|My hands have punched that wall more than once in the past, yes. But it was part of the sequence of events at the time in practice of physically breaking the threads of the [[iron curtain]] veil.|Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord#Punched wall]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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As of [[July 2021]], a bathroom in the Chandler home has damage to the drywall from being punched in. Chris stated that he had punched the wall in order to physically break the &amp;quot;[[Iron Curtain]]&amp;quot; - his term for a dimensional barrier between reality and his fantasy dimension [[C-197]].&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Direct Message to Hasbro - MLPG5 Is Cancelled.-ay-NMiYIdGI.mp400002-min.png|[[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|A video]] still showing the punched-in wall.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fantasy and fiction==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?|Chris's question to [[Alec Benson Leary]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|NO!|Alec's response.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You are [[naïve]].|Chris's response to Alec.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ABL call 2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|The chances of this happening are staggering... [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|And one day, they did!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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By the time the internet first discovered him circa 2007, Chris already held beliefs that CWCville and his imaginary friends were real, and that he had the power to curse people. Since then, as a maladaptive coping mechanism for his real-world life crumbling around him, Chris gradually took on larger-scale fantasies, such as [[Dimensions|parallel dimensions]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== CWCville ===&lt;br /&gt;
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CWCville is Chris’s original vision of an imaginary and idyllic fantasy world, where everything is build around his comfort and convenience, and where he enjoys great power with scant responsibility. Chris believes that CWCville is real, and uses the city as a way to “escape” from a world that does not [[Chris and his Ego|give Chris what he wants]]. CWCville was originally an infill city within the state of [[Virginia]], but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started toying with the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
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All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as &amp;quot;father&amp;quot;, in much the same way [[Chris and religion|a Christian might consider God to be his or her Creator]] (it is unknown if the comic exists in the universe of CWCville). Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. This is how various events, both major and minor, such as Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding, the birth of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|their children]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu Page on CWCipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; [[Kel]]'s romance with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and even [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Blake]]'s wedding&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.286:02_to_9:34.29 I Am The TRUE, ORIGINAL CCWC]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; are said to actually happen &amp;quot;off-screen&amp;quot;, instead of just being a [[Chris and writing|spur-of-the-moment throwaway plot elements]] that Chris is [[stress|too lazy to depict]]. Without prior explanation, Chris made a &amp;quot;spoiler&amp;quot; in his own comic that [[Magi-Chan]] will eventually get together with [[Silvana]], implying that, in Chris's head, this has already &amp;quot;happened&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 Issue 10 Page 37&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It is [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Slaweel Ryam]], not Chris, who apologizes for slandering [[Mary Lee Walsh]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville to be canonical if he's the one stating it (regardless of contradictions) and feels it necessary to explain away undesirable changes to CWCville made as a result of outside influences (e.g. [[BILLY MAYS]], [[Julie Reveals Herself|as Mayor]]). The fact that he needs to explain this in his comic pages shows that he assumes everyone else shares this belief as well. Despite considering his own judgement infallible as applied to his own work, he forces [[Alec Benson Leary calls|others]] to accept the &amp;quot;corrections&amp;quot; he has made to theirs.&lt;br /&gt;
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When the [[Asperpedia Four]] used systematic trolling to make Chris kill off the character [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla as the Lynchpin|Simonla]], Chris viewed it as a deliberate attack on his fantasy world. CWCville, which had always been Chris's way of retreat from the real world, had been infiltrated by outside forces and was no longer impenetrable, so this is likely why Chris put the comic on hiatus; to stop outside forces from causing any more damage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's beliefs are such that he even claims to hold the distinction of Mayor of CWCville &amp;quot;IN REAL LIFE&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He only admits that CWCville is not real when he intends to pacify others he sees as too slow in the mind to comprehend this idea. He most likely defends this belief because he has accomplished and produced virtually nothing worthwhile in his life, and he likes to pretend that he has made a positive impact on something — if only on a metaphysical level. In his opinion, anyone who does not accept this worldview is &amp;quot;[[Chris and hypocrisy|naïve]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 23 July 2017, Chris responded to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], who wondered why Chris wouldn't reboot his comics. As a response, Chris explained that if he were to reboot his comics, that would mean that history in the canon would have to start all over again, and all of the characters would have to start over from their original origins. Essentially, he thinks that if he pulls the plug on his Sonichu franchise and reboots it, that would mean that [[Chris and death|all of his characters would die, and they would somehow reincarnate into their newer upgraded versions]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I believe in the alternate dimensions where each set or all of our animated characters reside and live their lives, and continue growing long after their series is finished (or stay kids; whatever).|Chris to [[Doopie]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Dimensions ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Dimensions|Dimensional Merge}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|the moment I brought up the multiverse, he listened.|The original [[Idea Guy]] on how he got Chris's attention.&amp;lt;ref name=IGQA&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris’s belief in alternative dimensions enables him to disconnect from the poor and mundane life he currently resides in and to shift responsibility over personality flaws to an alternative Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It gives him solace to believe that he, or other versions of himself, exist in other places where he is content, successful, and surrounded by characters and people who love him. The Idea Guys exploited Chris's nascent beliefs and desires on other dimensions and further shaped them as part of their cult-like grip over his beliefs.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Dimensional Merge is Chris's ultimate escapist fantasy, enabling him to think he is powerful, wealthy, with real friends and a happy marriage, all just waiting for him on the other side of the &amp;quot;dimensional curtain&amp;quot;. A concept originally created by the Idea Guys and later expanded on by Chris with the help of fantasy enablers, the Merge is his hope that the sister dimensions 1218 and C-197 will unify, with him overseeing the merge in his role as the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]]. The dimension &amp;quot;1218&amp;quot; (sometimes referred to as &amp;quot;Earth 1218&amp;quot;) is the dimension of reality. The dimension &amp;quot;C-197&amp;quot; is the designation for Chris's imaginary world which contains all of his favorite fictional characters and [[OC]]s. The Merge was originally scheduled to complete by the end of [[2018]] leaving behind a universe known as 1C-211987 with elements of both sister dimensions and enable Chris to realize his dream of hanging out with Sonichu and his pals.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Imaginary friends===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|And One Day, Very Soon, [[Polyamorous marriage|my family]] and I will be able to show ourselves to you all, then you will be taking back your own “scizzo” labels. Harrumph!|Chris, [[May 2018 social media posts#Imaginary family|vowing]] that we will see his characters in the flesh.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|When I look into the eyes of a Original or Fictional Character, I do not see Fiction at all; I see a full living being and individual. I see a friend, or lover in few cases.|Chris, [[April 2021 social media posts#Fictional characters|describing]] how he sees his characters as real.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png|thumb|Chris overhears a conversation held by his imaginary friend [[Night Star]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition to CWCville, Chris's belief in imaginary friends is another major element of escapism. A mix of maladaptive coping and daydreaming, Chris believes that [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] actually exist in both [[C-197]] and [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|1218]], and that he can communicate with them via [[meditation]] sessions — in reality conflating his inner monologue with imagined visions and voices of his fictional friends.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are many instances of Chris trying to interact with his imaginary friends over the years, becoming more prevalent over time as his desire for escapism intensifies. Examples include [[Imaginary friends#Sonichu|his confrontation]] with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in 2004, his [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|imaginary dance partner]] at the 2017 BronyCon gala, and social media messages near the end of the 2010s written either from a point of view of any of his [[OC]]s&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Heart attack claim|Twitter messages]] from @MagiChan111448, 26 June 2019.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; or in which he claims to be with any of them.&amp;lt;ref name=aug2019car&amp;gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Twitter messages]] from @CPU_CWCSonichu, 5 August 2019.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In fall 2017, the Idea Guys role-played as Chris's own imaginary friends, giving Chris validation over his preexisting notions and further fueling his maladaptive behavior — such as by convincing Chris that his imaginary friends will be united with him in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that he is married to several of them in a [[polyamorous marriage]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Magical thinking===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Quite frankly I believe you are wasting your time there are more productive things in life than levitating a pen put your energy into those.|Magician Uri Geller's advice for Chris, who had asked Uri for help training his psychic powers.&amp;lt;ref name=uri&amp;gt;[[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I am Not wasting my time!|Chris's reply.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's habit of magical thinking is another maladaptive coping method, manifesting in delusions of grandeur. Instead of putting in effort to improve his own life, Chris prefers to believe that magic will do it for him. In addition, he believes that magic will allow him to neutralize his perceived enemies.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I intend to do a LOT more good with my Psychic Powers to bring Peace and take down up to All of the Internet Haters and Bullies! I Need to do all these in my own control.|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=uri&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris believes he has an array of magic powers. Most notable is the ability to [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] his enemies (as well as to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|undo it]]). Others include [[Sarah May Skype Logs|communicating with the dead]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwashing people]], and [[psychic powers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Superstitions===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris_chan_and_reality_jpg.jpg|450px|thumb|left|Great party, isn't it?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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While most of Chris's superstitions are his own, he also takes part in popular superstitions as well.  Autistic people in general tend to be predisposed to wishful and magical thinking, finding superstitions to be comforting.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris dislikes the number 13, because he thinks it is an unlucky number: triskaidekaphobia (the fear of 13) is already a common American superstition, with {{w|Microsoft Office}} notably skipping version 13 during the development of Office 2010.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Flynn, David, [https://web.archive.org/web/20090206073052/http://apcmag.com/microsoft_to_skip_unlucky_office_13.htm/ ‘Microsoft to skip &amp;quot;unlucky&amp;quot; Office 13’], ''Australian Personal Computer (APC)'', 29 March 2007 (accessed 6 May 2019).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, Chris's fear of the number 13 had an unusual effect on the numbering of the ''Sonichu'' comics, where ''Sonichu #13'' was numbered as [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] (showing his incompetency with either logic or [[math]])&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain’s Log, 14 August 2017 (''More Positive Content'')]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and where the Episode ''&amp;quot;One Lucky Dog&amp;quot;'' from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] was labelled &amp;quot;[[Sonichu 6#Episode 12.5: &amp;quot;One Lucky Dog&amp;quot;|Episode 12.5]]&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic7P1.htm Sonichu 6, Page 1.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On [[Twitter]], when going into multi-tweet rants, Chris numbers the tweets. For Twitter messages which exceed 12 tweets, Chris either replaces the number 13 with a repeated 12 or with 12-9.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023969772168511488&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;It should be noted that there are more sensible ways for avoiding the use of the number 13, even if it is necessary to maintain the consistency of numbering. They include:&lt;br /&gt;
* Renumbering 13 as 12&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;A&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;, 12½ or 12.5;&lt;br /&gt;
* Renumbering 13 as 12&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;B&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;, and renumber 12 as 12&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;A&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has also shown belief in astrology. He included his and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]'s zodiac signs in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares|Life-Shares]]. In his [[OkCupid]] profile, he wrote that his sign is &amp;quot;Pisces, and it's fun to think about&amp;quot;. He wrote to [[Jessica Quinn]], &amp;quot;I am emotion-prone, and I tend to do as I feel and life flows, like the Pisces I was born under.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2016 Facebook posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; One of the quotes on his first Facebook was &amp;quot;I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER. I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart&amp;quot;. His belief in star signs may explain why he holds such a high significance to his [[birthday]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris places significance on his [[Amnyfest Ring|birthstone]], which he calls &amp;quot;[[Speech impediment|amnyfest]]&amp;quot;. He believes the class ring with the stone is what gives him power, and even pointed it out to [[Emily]] on their date. More recently, he has attached an amethyst quartz crystal to his [[medallion]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the real world==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I do not even know of the symptoms, because, again, if I literally overthought about it, I would be at greater risk of infecting myself from reading and repeating the list in my mind. It’s Neurotypical and idiotic for anyone to do that and overthink it.|Chris rationalizes staying ignorant of the viral disease [[COVID-19‎‎]].&amp;lt;ref name=viral&amp;gt;[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he suggests that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Poké Ball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the GameCube memory card. He expects users of this peripheral to be able to read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral (in a manner much like on ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''). In addition, Chris has no idea how everyday machines such as [[Son-Chu|cars]] work, evidenced in how [[September 2014|he claimed]] that a 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block was a great &amp;quot;fixer upper.&amp;quot; Normally, any serious physical damage to a car's engine can only be repaired by a very skilled mechanic, or cannot be repaired at all and one must buy a new engine (both of which are not cheap, but [[Chris and money|that's an entirely different problem]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has also been shown to lack knowledge in basic pathology. When he contracted a cold in December 2019, he had misattributed it to the large-scale [[Chris and anger|triggering]] he got from a number of people on his Twitter.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also obsesses over popular &amp;quot;rules&amp;quot; about relationships.  He's held onto the idea that sex should be given on the [[third date]], as well as other [[How to Talk to Girls|overly generic]] dating advice.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Conspiracy theories===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder [...] to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out|Chris blaming his school board for a decision made by a game store manager.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Greene County Conspiracy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris and his parents have come up with several conspiracy theories to explain away his life problems. Notable examples are of Chris [[Greene County Conspiracy|blaming his elementary school]] for keeping him in his autistic shell, his parents' notion that [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Megan Schroeder]] were masterminds behind the [[trolls]], and Chris's belief that Snyder caused his own injuries when Chris and his mother [[28 October 2011|hit him with their car]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Estimation===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|A [[Son-Chu|CAR]] WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS|Chris, being unaware that most cars weigh two or three tons.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 9]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has a tendency to hugely exaggerate estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight E-mails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] in his favor, as evidenced in his description of a [[11042009 51 50|12-pack of canned lemonade as being fifty pounds (22.7 kg)]]. This behavior is symptomatic of {{w|dyscalculia}}, a common symptom of autism, which leaves the sufferer with poor comprehension of time, measurement, or spatial reasoning. However, Chris does not really display any other symptoms of it, suggesting this behavior isn't mere ignorance, but rather Chris telling childish lies to try to impress people with his physical strength.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has no idea on how the billions of people on the planet think. He thinks that all men would happily wear [[Brassieres For Males|bras]] and skirts (It must be noted that Chris thought these ideas so that he and he alone would feel more comfortable [[Tomgirl Saga|crossdressing]]), and that every Sonic fan on the planet would support him in his [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. When somebody informs him that they have a differing opinion to him, he throws a tantrum and denounces that person as a [[troll]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris automatically assumes his lies will be believed, even if they contradict existing information. This is copiously evidenced in his constant [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] during the [[Father Call]], wherein Chris fibs incessantly about his [[Chris and health|health]] (among other things), frequently denying things or changing his story whenever he gets caught out. His habit of lying and lying about his lies is likely inherited from his mother, whom [[Cole Smithey E-mails|his brother described]] as a pathological liar. When asked by [[Evan]] to remove [[Simonla]] from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character [[Simonchu]] and, thus, effectively had.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The fact that he [[Things Chris has ripped off|demonstrably could not have done this]] did not factor into his reasoning. Chris &amp;quot;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]&amp;quot; Simonla's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a &amp;quot;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]&amp;quot; denying that Simonla had ever been inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this revised version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris considers people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] to be &amp;quot;fakers&amp;quot; who are taking &amp;quot;the Shine and Limelight&amp;quot; away from genuine autistic people such as himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Although Chris has admitted that this &amp;quot;fact&amp;quot; is only his &amp;quot;own idea,&amp;quot; he still believes that to think otherwise is to [[Chris and religion|&amp;quot;conform to blasphem[y].&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; As with many other things which antagonize him, Chris simply assumes Aspergers to be significant of a conspiracy targeting himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unsurprisingly, Chris can come across as highly delusional when he expects to be taken seriously. For example, on 28 April 2012, he made an empty threat to the [[Kiwi Farms]] about hunting down each of its members; he claimed to know where each of them lives in an attempt to intimidate the trolls. Even if one were to gloss over the fact that he wouldn't even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|cough up $800 to travel to Redmond to see his dreams come true]] (and it should be noted that there are trolls all over America, and indeed the world), there's a high chance that there will only be one [[Kick the Autistic|outcome]] of Chris actively pursuing his trolls with the purpose of doing them harm. All things considered, Chris ended up making himself even more of a laughing stock in the process.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Song_of_christian_1_1-51.jpg|thumb|&amp;quot;I hear [[United States of America|America]] singing as I sing of myself...&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''Song of Christian''''' was a poem that [[Chris]], at age sixteen, had to write for a class. Chris bases his poem partly on [[Homos|Walt Whitman]]'s [[Wikipedia:Song of Myself|&amp;quot;Song of Myself&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It is also the name of a '''video''' Chris produced about it on 15 [[May 1998]], the very first video Chris has produced (although not his first media appearance), where it later made an appearance on his [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|homemade DVD]]. In it, Chris recites his poem in what appears to be the dark, and rages about the F he got in school for the project. The dark colors are both the result of him forgetting to [[Chris and cinematography|use proper lighting]] (video cameras didn't come with night-vision features in those days) and the technical limits of the model he was using (see below). He also forgets to come up with something interesting to say before the camera was rolling.&lt;br /&gt;
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Regardless, Chris's voice at age sixteen, compared to today, sounds more conscious and matter-of-fact, and it seems that he is actually trying to put effort into his speech as opposed to mindlessly railing off words (although he still does stutter a lot). What happened between this and the [[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] can be chalked up to Chris becoming more isolated from real-life people, and thus having less practice to speak in this way.&lt;br /&gt;
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The video is shot in black-and-white and has murky video quality. While some have speculated this video was filmed on a [[Wikipedia:PXL-2000|PXL-2000]] camcorder, a camcorder that used audio cassette tapes and similar low-quality B&amp;amp;W video, the VHS artifacts suggest this was actually filmed with a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixgsYAfZ8eo Tyco VideoCam], a late-1990s B&amp;amp;W camcorder that operated by simply plugging it into a VCR and using a blank tape in the VCR to record footage.&lt;br /&gt;
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It should be noted that, at the age of 16, Chris doesn't appear to fully understand conception, expressing belief that there is a chance Bob and Barb will have a child at the respective ages of 70 and 56. While biologically, conceiving a child at such an age can be possible, attempts at conception usually fail due to the effects of menopause.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The actual poem==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&amp;lt;poem&amp;gt;“I hear America singing, as I sing of myself,&lt;br /&gt;
 And you experience, as I experience.&lt;br /&gt;
 The problems of yourself are my problems.&lt;br /&gt;
 The youth and the young singing cries of happiness,&lt;br /&gt;
 As you have sung the song of laughter.&lt;br /&gt;
 At age six weeks, I sang this song of laughter&lt;br /&gt;
 Then, at one and a half years of age, the Lord put the mute button on me.&lt;br /&gt;
 Those are my parents' song. They pulled me through to talk again, at age seven.&lt;br /&gt;
 I am now sixteen years old and good at talking enough to help me achieve...&lt;br /&gt;
 New goals and ''Mario'' raceway records, and to finish my [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]].&lt;br /&gt;
 The magazine's songs, the ballad of ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' on Game Boy.&lt;br /&gt;
 The rudeness of the teenager's song, &lt;br /&gt;
 The despicable mention of rude words and...[[Tobacky|D-R-U-G-S]].&lt;br /&gt;
 I am not afraid to speak, despite the hazardous flukes in America's song.&lt;br /&gt;
 My song that I sing, although I talk well,&lt;br /&gt;
 My peer relationship is low, and my [[So Lonesome|loneliness]] is off the scale.”&amp;lt;/poem&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part I==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;Just showing off his [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]].&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Simulates blowing a trumpet, or the sound of a diseased rooster, to mark his arrival.'']&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Welcome ladies, and gentlemen, to ''The Christian Chandler Show''!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bringin' ya lots of laughs, and all that neat ol' stuff. Now, here he is, the host with the most: Christian Chandler!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;[''simulates the cheers of a crowd through half-breathing, half-hissing, stopping to take a breath halfway through, and reveals himself to the camera'']&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;Good evening friends, and welcome to ''The Christian Chandler Show''. '''I''' am your host Christian Chandler. &lt;br /&gt;
Now, tonight, we are gonna talk about poetry. And uh, line— an', uh, behind the scenes of part of the lines—which got me inspired. An' I'm gonna express my feelings a little bit, so...please don't laugh. I feel— I'll feel embarrassed. Okay, anyway, my poem is called— entitled— &amp;quot;The Song of Christian&amp;quot;. And I just did it last night, on May 14th, [[1998]].&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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[''muttering in an irritated tone: &amp;quot;Gonna embarrass myself.&amp;quot;''] Anyway, uh, I'm gonna do my poem, now, so, here goes. [''recites poem''] An' anyway that's my poem.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Now, we gotta go behind the lines, and see how it all got inspired.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;Now the, uh, first line line &amp;quot;I hear America singing&amp;quot;, and, uh, &amp;quot;sing of myself&amp;quot;. I got those from the combination of the first line of, both, [[Wikipedia:Song of Myself|&amp;quot;Song of Myself&amp;quot;]] and—s I—s—I—[http://www.bartleby.com/142/91.html &amp;quot;I hear America singing&amp;quot;]. And the &amp;quot;experiencing&amp;quot; and ''problems'', bas-- I made those up myself. And of course, ya know, the, uh, youth. I'm talking about the young children, here. They start singing their cries of happiness when they are born. With their little [[Sonee &amp;amp; Rosey|'giggles' and 'tee-hee-hees'.]] [''[[sigh]]''] That's just the sound of laughter. At age six weeks, I started... the sound of laughter which is my—when I start talking. Now, my first word was &amp;quot;monkey&amp;quot;, and here's how it happened. My mother and I went down to the [[Wikipedia:Best Products|Best Products]] store in [[Charlottesville]] many, many years ago. ''Of course you know at age six weeks I was born in [[1982]]''. [''sigh''] Anyway, uh, my mother was carrying me in her arms, and she was shopping, when then all of a sudden I said [''baby talk voice''] &amp;quot;mon-kee&amp;quot;. An' there was a wo—uh, there was an old woman near by, and, uh, she suh—h—heard me and then came over and asked my mom, &amp;quot;''Was that your son?''&amp;quot;, and my mom said, &amp;quot;''Yup, that was my son''&amp;quot;. Ahh... she didn't say anything, she was just shocked.&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;An', anyway I, uh, went on—and—on with my mouth. That is until the age one-and-a-half... years... [''sigh''] The sad thing that happened... the Lord put the mute button on me. CLICK FLICK [''Light switch motion'']. That's when my ad—me—I'm representing my autism, there. The Lord clickin' the mute button. [sigh] An' anyway here's where my autism began. I'm gonna to be very truthful here. Uh, I had a babysitter, but, uh, she was kind of [a] mean [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]]. Anyway, ah, one day she was on her phone and, uh, I came up t—I came up to her, I came up with her, and said something and, uh, she was kinda angry at me, 'cause I interrupted her phone call, AND she locked me [[Chris's room|in a room fulla noth—n—fulla nothing but toys]], and, uh, she just locked me in there, and, uh, I was very lonely, so I just sat there and cried, and... uh that's how my [[autism]] began. Thanks to an evil babysitter.&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;And then thanks to my parents—actually my ma did most of the work, but, uh, it was thanks to my parents. They got me talkin' again at age seven. An', anyway, here's how they—it happened. My mother, my mother, always took me down to the toy store, ahh, at least every weekend on... [''sigh''] to, uh, wa—l—look at the, to read packages. Like, say, for example, &amp;quot;Go-Bots.&amp;quot; You remember those old goh—fashion Go-Bot toys? Well, anyway, with ma we always read thepackageis [''All in one breath''] for me, and I read along with her. And, uh, well, we just read the, uhh, top name of the fi—name of the toy, and the name of the, uh, to—and the, uhhh, name of the... character that it represents. And, then, on an the—go to the flip side and see all the other characters, name all the other toys in the collection. And, ''of course'', we did the same for fu—the old-fashioned Transformers. Yes. [''Head confidently turns to look at items off-camera'']&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And, also, wit' mother an' I—and, also, sometimes, mother and I'd buy some Lego sets and build them together, like, for example... [''mumbles about getting his &amp;quot;stupid thing&amp;quot;''] Oh, yeah... Lllike, for example, this old, uh, bicycle pit shop, here. Ah, you can tell this is an old-fashioned [[Lego]] set on account of this—the old-fashioned &amp;quot;Lego Land&amp;quot; on the corner. Anyway, ah, we always built something like this, but, uhh, since that... and, one time, we even built a nice racetrack. I don't still have my Lego tin, but, uh... I NAMED MY CAMERA NIBBLE(?)... [''sigh''] I don't think... that it's good to have. Uh, oh, well, anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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''Excuse me''.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:003-NPSon.jpg|thumb|right|The homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, Mother and I always had fun together. But, then, at age five—age seven, my mouth blabbed, ah—I started blabbin' my mouth, again. [''Voice cracks''] Daarn that collar!  And then, uh, the, ah, &amp;quot;Helping to achieve new records on ''Mario Raceway''&amp;quot;. You know I like the play video games. I mean, I have Nintendo 64 video games, the Super Nintendo games, Genesis, old-fashioned Nintendo, Game Boy, Game Gear, Sega CD, 32X, and I also got lotsa Tiger-brand LCD games. An', anyway, I was a video game p—person, and my favorite type of game were racing. So, um, one of my favorite Nintendo 64 games were—was ''Mario Kart 64''. I'r, uh, I was already tryin' to beat my ghost on the, uh, ''Mario Raceway'' Time ''Trails'' mode. My best time—my best record is, as Mario, ah minute, twenty-one, and eighty-nine seconds. Me—uh... ''excuse me''... I mean a 1'21&amp;quot;89. Yeah, that's it. An', anyway, I always like to beat my records. &lt;br /&gt;
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But then the, uh, Nin-ten-do Ma-ga-zine that's da'uh maga-zine you heard that was lost. There it is: my ''home-made'' ''Nintendo Power'' magazine. Actually, that's just the cover. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm, ah, working on it]]...on the ''insides'', like a regular ''Nintendo Power'' magazine. When I'm done it should have a hundred-and-eight pages, including the front cover, and the back cover. Ah, right now I'm only on, uh, page 35. [''sigh''] I'll show you, ah, the pages that are inside it. We have your, uh, your, ah, type of contest that they're mentioning of the main article... that goes with the table of contents ''there''. [''sigh''] Then, we have the winners section. Now you seen the, uh, the two envelopes on this page? I actually created them on u—other envelo—on two envelopes myself an' kinda copied that from the envelopes onto ''here''. And, on this page, the three of those, I just kinda made up myself. That's, uh, ''Cruis'n USA'', ''Zelda'', and ''Yoshi's Story''. [''Christian exhales and ruffles through the pages'']. And we have the, uh, ''Power Charts''. Which is the Top Ten Nintendo 64, and Super Nintendo, and the Top Five Game Boy games. Of course, the Most Wanted, and some more letters, and I just a made up a article about somebody winning the ''Zelda'' contest. Ya know, test the ''Zelda 64'' game that is gonna come out later. WAAAY later, I—in fact, we don't even know—we're not exactly sure WHEN it's gonna come out. ''Darnedest thing is slippin' on me'' [Christian reassembles the magazine].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;An anyway, I had this dream a long time ago about ''[[Sonic]]'' on Game Boy, so that's what I based my magazine on.&lt;br /&gt;
'Course you can ''tell'' on the cover he's switched from Sega to Nintendo. SO, I started off by making my own Nintendo 64 game: Sonic 64. Isn't that a cool picture, or what? [''shoves crude drawings into the camera''] Alrigh', anyway, you got your castle over ''there''. Sonic and Tails. '''Scuse me a sec''...[''The PXL-2000, or whatever other cheap camera he's using, only records up to 10 minutes of footage on each side of the tape, so he is most likely getting it prepared to flip over.'']&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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====Factual error====&lt;br /&gt;
It is physically impossible for him to have spoken a word at six weeks old. Any [[Chris and health|doctor]] will attest to the fact that no infant's vocal chords are developed enough by that time to speak, and any [[Chris and psychology|psychologist]] will tell you that their [[wikipedia:Broca's area|Broca's area]] is not anywhere near developed enough to understand words by this time.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part II==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Chris]] [[virgin with rage|rages]] between 7:38 and 10:05 if you want to skip all the shit no one cares about.&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris mutters under his breath: &amp;quot;Darn that thing.&amp;quot;, and fiddles with the papers.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Uh...this may even be a rumor, so you— my magazine is falling apart on me. I mean it's just ''paper clipped.'' So sue me. I'm jus' still [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE|working on it]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Continues looking through pages'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, let me just find that page again... Well, they have the old castle, again, but now I got the special moves, the spin dash, pound the baw—pound the ground, spin, punch. There's that cool picture of Sonic co—in the co—in the corner. Isn't that cool, or what, huh? Three DI-mensional. That's what I call cool. Yeah....&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Mumbling and looking through pages.''] &lt;br /&gt;
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And, then, I have Sonic's friends that help. Of course, Tails (that flies), Knuckles (that punches and flies), and [[Bionic]], WELLLLL, you heard rumors about Bionic: he's that Sonic's brother I made up myself who's that very good basketball player and mechanic. Uh... I can tell you the background story on him. I could tell you about it... I'll just make it quick so I can tell you, anyway. Bionic was Sonic's older brother. Please note &amp;quot;older&amp;quot;. Anyway, one day, when they were very young, they were playing a ca—playing the game of catch, Sonic accidentally threw the ball into the bushes. Bionic offered to get it, because he was closer to it. He went in the bushes, but, then, there was a—but there was a warp... p—portal there, and he got sucked into it. Sonic tried to get him out, but Sonic fell into it, went to a dimension of ba—abou—basketball. But then, uh... years later, Bionic found a way to es—found a portal to go back to Sonic and end up in Sonic's... new home in Knothole. And, uh... Sonic and Bionic lived together from then on. Anyway, he's a great mechanic too. &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, I got some pictures here that, uh...shows how Sonic's friends help him...climbing along Knuckles, Tails flying, Sonic...and Bionic...breaking a lot— destroying a lot— breaking a lot of Dr. Robotnik's evil machines.&lt;br /&gt;
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And, yet, of course, you know, my, uhh, ''Sonic'' on Game Boy originally was ''Sonic and Knuckles'', but I decided to do something different in this magazine. ''Sonic and Knuckles '''II'''''... I mean, a sequel, yeah... Anyway, you got your coverage there, and I put a little Dr. Robotnik in the corner saying, (''changes voice'') &amp;quot;I HATE SONIC! AND I HATE THAT ECHIDNA, TOO!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Bends over to adjust paperclip that is holding his homemade ''Nintendo Power'' together, muttering.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, dear, the paperclip is slipping. Darn that thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Comes back up.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah...and, of course, you know I've got my basic &amp;quot;coverages&amp;quot; about a file...selector, and another water zone, Knuckles— playing as Knuckles, and a...special stage. Cool, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Turns page.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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And then I made up a Super Nintendo game. ''SUPER Sonic''. Yeah it's a Super Nintendo game with all— with some of the ''Sonic'' games in one Super Nintendo cartridge. Hey, look, check this out, we got Sonic hanging ten on a Super Nintendo controller. YEAAAH! (''hums music'') Anyway, then I got some...coverage on the...Sonic, uh...with the...how you select the game you wanna play. And of course I got ''Sonic I'' picture there, and ''Sonic 3''. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Flips through pages.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, dear...&lt;br /&gt;
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And then I have the uh...coverage on the games. I got ''Sonic I'', ''Sonic II'', ''Sonic III'', and ''Sonic and Knuckles'' in there... yeah, the original ''Sonic and Knuckles'' I'm talking about, not ''Sonic and Knuckles II''. &lt;br /&gt;
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But, then, I made up another Nintendo 64 game. Uh...sort of interesting to teenagers. I call it ''BEAST WARS''...''[[Transformers]]''. And except these aren't about the missions; they're fighters. Yeah, that was the Maximals and Predacons fightin' each other. And I made somes—fantasize—suh that... it will be RumblePak compatible. And becau—and the uh... bots that I put in it...goes as follows. I got [[Optimus Prime|Optimus Primal]], and uh...Cheetor... Rattrap, Silverbolt, Dinobot, Megatron...Tarantulas, Waspinator, Quickstrike, and Inferno.&lt;br /&gt;
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And then I, uh...before Soni- before I made the cover of Sonic, I made up a, uh...other ''Nintendo Power'' cover, which I made of...uh...you heard of ''Megaman XTC'' Nintendo? Well, that's what I did. ''Megaman XTC '''IV'''''. Check that out. Cool picture. IT'S BACK. And then there's some coverage, uh...about some of the stuff about him in the...Sigma's return...Zero being captured, and...X's armor. It's actually revived armor... The— from the original first— the first ''Megaman X'' game...except more powerful, because it's, uh, actually... Oh, whatever...&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, I got a bunch of bosses from the three ''Megaman X'' games and a couple of the classic ''Megaman'' games. I got Storm Eagle, Snake Man, Wheel Gator, Neon Tiger... [''mumbles &amp;quot;oh jeez&amp;quot; while flipping through pages'']... Gravity Beetle, Bubble Crab, Shadow Man... and, uh... why not ''Megaman X'' without the old... classic ''Megaman X'' boss... [''fumbles with pages''] Oh, dear... these things are slipping on me... Anyway, Chill Penguin. Yeah, that penguin is back, alright. I ]got each of these bosses as 3D battle zone, and of course, now, I got coverage of Sigma's return. I got Robotis dog reform [''likely &amp;quot;Robotis Dog's Return&amp;quot;''}, then I made up a new dissent (?) for old Dr. Wily, Dr. Wily Jr. He's fighting Megaman in a robot MONKEY. Monkey... And then I got Sigma's return... and this is actually from that cover of Meg—that cover I made up. I mean, it's actually destroying Sigma, but this is from his, uh, view. It's actually from the opposite side... of the battlefield.&lt;br /&gt;
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So right now I'm working on the classified information... begun with Sonic— parts of ''Sonic I'' and ''Sonic II'', and I just did ''Mario Kart 64''. And for ''Nintendo Power''...I'm tracing another copy. Yeah, you can tell it's another copy, because— lookit there. Sonic is a bit more, uh...chubbier there. You can tell the difference right there. All right, on, um... this tracing thing, I only got to page 60, it was the beginning of ''Super Sonic''...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But, moving on... yeah... the rudeness of the teenagers song... of course, now—of course, you know I'm talking about those despicable rude words they got down in there... I mean... ah, you know, w-w-when they say those... sound like, somethin' like... &amp;quot;Oh, *booop*.&amp;quot;  And, uh... &amp;quot;Oh, *booop*&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;son of a *booop*&amp;quot;... You understand what I'm talking about? I mean, that just really ticks me off. And I hope this video's getting through to those tee—to those students in that English class of mine. I HOPE THEY GET IT THROUGH THEIR HEADS AND EV— AND GET IT THROUGH TO EVERYBODY ELSE IN THAT SCHOOL, THAT THAT RUDE LANGUAGE IS CRUEL. I mean, you see it, and—you thinks it's cool to the adults, BUT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER DO IT. I MEAN, IT'S JUST RUDE! VERY RUDE! I MEAN, I'M JUST SICK OF IT! I mean... [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|HNNNNGH]].&lt;br /&gt;
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And then there's that other thing... the, uh... D-R-U-G-S. I mean... (''mimes smoking'') That just... that *puff puff* [[tobacky|thing]], that just clogs up my nose. *grunt*  And that other thing... (''mimes drinking alcohol and passing out'') Anyway, just MAKES ME SICK to see people just [[Sonichu|waste]] [[Little Big Planet|their]] [[Love Quest|lives]] [[Guitar Hero|away]] on [[alcohol|that]]. I mean, [[Chris and hypocrisy|it's DESPICABLE (''hits table''). DE-SPIC-A-BLE!]] Understand what I'm talking about? And, of course, I'm not afraid to speak about the hazardous flukes like [[Chris and copyright|the &amp;quot;American Song&amp;quot; how it goes]]... and, of course, that last line there... The song I sing you and all my—talk about my peer relationships as well... I talk about the peer relationships in my neighborhood. I mean, I do not have that many peers in the neighborhood. All I have in my neighborhood is Damien, and I don't usually see him a lot, and a twelve year old boy named Michael, and he's uh... just a little kid. &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, I'm just usually lonely at home. Don't have a second player to play with. I don't even have a little brother, and I'm s—still hoping for one. Anyway uh... I see by the clock that it's about time I sign off. But, uh... before I go, I have just one thing to say to, uh... the teacher: '''[[Chris and anger|AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!]]''' I mean, an F! I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I GOT AN F... I MEAN, WHO KNOWS? IT COULD'VE BEEN BACK IN OLD GREENE COUNTY, THAT STUPID PLACE... YEESH. That Greene County Primary... actually that was a nice school, but then th—came the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Nathanael Greene Elementary]]. That's probably where I got the F. Anyway, then, many years rolled by... [[Honor_roll|'''THEN YOU CAME ALONG AND GAVE ME AN F]]. I MEAN I STARTED OFF WITH AN A AND YOU JUST LOWERED IT! LOWERED IT! LOWERED IT! I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS LOWERING THING. WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST AUT—[[Slow-in-the-minds|AGAINST THE HANDICAPPED CHILDREN]], ANYWAY?! I MEAN, I KNOW MY HANDICAP IS [[Kick the Autistic|AUTISM]], AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT! AND YOU, MRS. BIRD (Burns?), I THINK THAT F IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL! I MEAN, [[Chris and his ego|I AM VERY EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT]].'''&lt;br /&gt;
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[''stress sigh'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, it's time I sign off. Well, this has been ''The Christian Chandler Show'', and we hope you all enjoyed it. And, as we say in the land of TV Land...goodnight, folks! &lt;br /&gt;
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[''covers camera with hand and &amp;quot;sings&amp;quot; theme song'']&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Greene County Conspiracy]] – 12 YEARS LATER, Chris still sits in the dark and complains about people hating him for being autistic&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Troll}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Chris initially wanted to ignore Liquid. We had to tell him that if he didn't publicly refute Liquid, it could be used against him to steal the Sonichu copyright. Chris is lazy and, by default, ignores most trolling.|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-16-06-we-need-immediate-funds-please.31624/post-2351871&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Liquid Chris&lt;br /&gt;
|image = CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|size=250px&lt;br /&gt;
|birthname    = Christopher Morton Duckworth&lt;br /&gt;
|aliases    = Chris Chandler&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Jeff&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Exposing Jeff]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;The Previous Chris&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;The Other Chris&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|year    = 1990&lt;br /&gt;
|gender    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|nation    = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|race    = White&lt;br /&gt;
|spouse    = [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
|siblings    = SimplySpoons (brother)&lt;br /&gt;
|occupation    = Freelance comic book artist&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|Musician]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Liquid Chris''' (real name: '''Christopher Duckworth'''; born 1990) &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;claimed to be&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; is the [[TRUE and HONEST]] '''Christian Weston Chandler''', and the one and only creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. In reality, he was simply an impersonator on [[YouTube]] who initially just made videos to amuse himself and his friends. Liquid was played by identical twin brothers Chris and '''Jon Duckworth''' (born 1990). Chris portrayed Liquid on YouTube and in the PVCC Forums, while Jon portrayed him during the Sing-Star Challenge.&lt;br /&gt;
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Liquid Chris gets his nickname from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'', a video game which featured a storyline of the clone &amp;quot;brother&amp;quot; of the player character, Solid Snake (hence why [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is referred to as Solid Chris in this saga, as he will be for the remainder of this page). Eventually, Solid discovered Liquid, and he actually believed that he was an impostor trying to take credit for his glorious creation, rather than just being an impersonator. Once he was in Solid's sights, Liquid decided to up his game by playing along with his rivalry with Chris-Chan (as would his fans), and became a full-time [[Trolls|troll]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Liquid insisted that he was the real Chris-Chan, and chose to address his counterpart as the impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], based on the initials of his IBAChandler YouTube username. Liquid would eventually get into fights with Solid over [[Kacey]]'s heart, briefly halting production of videos when Liquid was kidnapped by Solid (portrayed by the other twin filming the video). Liquid made a triumphant return to defend Kacey's honor, and they retired from trolling Chris after &amp;quot;getting married&amp;quot;. This saddened Chris, though he quickly got over it and moved onto finding another [[sweetheart]] after about a day.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Prologue==&lt;br /&gt;
[[June 2009]] was a busy month for Solid [[Chris]] full of highs and lows. Solid was getting out of the house more and knocking back some [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Islands]] with a new group of acquaintances. He was given the reins to his shiny new [[CWCipedia]] and had his [[YouTube]] account &amp;quot;CChanSonichu&amp;quot; compromised. Yes, he was [[Rollin' and Trollin']] indeed.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.|Solid Chris&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;realprotest&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==A challenger appears==&lt;br /&gt;
{{protip|&amp;quot;Liquid Chris&amp;quot; was actually Christopher Duckworth, and he made no actual attempt to steal Chris's identity. It was just a comedic impersonation that Chris took too seriously. It should also be noted that Liquid tried to make it as blatantly obvious as possible in the beginning stages (i.e. stuffing a pillow in his shirt, paper cut-out medallion).}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Torture.jpg|Liquid torturing the impostor.|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Liquid VS Solid.png|&amp;quot;There's room for only one Chris, and one Mayor!&amp;quot; |thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
:''See also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Antebellum|Liquid's Antebellum Videos]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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At the end of the month a new YouTube account, [https://web.archive.org/web/20100522150728/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC], appeared with a simple premise: that the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth '''Liquid Chris''') was back online after a long absence, during which he lost his account to hackers, so all the weirdness on &amp;quot;CChanSonichu&amp;quot; was the work of hacking trolls, and he announced that he was ready to resume posting HONEST content on his new account. This new CWC posted four more videos, much of which were [[parody|parodies]] of earlier videos by Solid Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|How else would I get fan art, if I was not the original creator of Sonichu?|Liquid Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Update:_I_am_Still_the_Real_Christian_Weston_Chandler_Despite_LIES_AND_SLANDER._Also.2C_Some_Fan_Art|3 July 2009]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Notably, Liquid Chris sported:&lt;br /&gt;
* An official [[Sonichu medallion]] (made out of paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] (brown)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedo-Glasses|A pair of rather bulky glasses which would look ridiculous on anybody else.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Obesity]] (by means of a stuffed shirt, later removed)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Speech impediment|A distinctive nasal voice]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Autism]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
All of which, of course, made him almost [[Chris and reality|''indistinguishable'']] from Solid Chris! Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative — that Solid just ignored them — is far too reasonable to consider.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ian Brandon Anderson==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Ian Brandon Anderson}}&lt;br /&gt;
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What really cranked this up to eleven was a chain of events that started with Solid Chris getting his &amp;quot;CChanSonichu&amp;quot; channel back: First, Solid posted [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|a series of videos]] on 10 [[July 2009]] where he &amp;quot;called out&amp;quot; three trolls by their YouTube handles, and dropped their dox (well, dropped &amp;quot;supposed states of residence&amp;quot;). That resulted in the permanent banhammer for &amp;quot;CChanSonichu&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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The next piece fell into place when he posted his Rollin' and Trollin' video on his new YouTube account, &amp;quot;[[IBAChandler]]&amp;quot;. When it hit [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as &amp;quot;Ian Brandon Anderson&amp;quot;. Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even then, the damage control from that episode alone would probably have kept him from noticing Liquid's videos. Until that is, Liquid raised the stakes in an attempt to get Solid's attention.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The CWCivil War==&lt;br /&gt;
===Opening shots===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Honest-and-true.jpg|thumb|right|TRUTH and HONESTY established by the state of [[Virginia]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#The CWCivil|Liquid's CWCivil War Videos]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The war began on 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTOR|video]] that reeled Solid in hook, line, and sinker, having sold Sonichu merchandise with [[Samantha Thaddeus]] at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, &amp;quot;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CWCCChanSonichuCWC&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;quot;. HE IS CRAPPY, and [[Chris and English|his Nasal Voice]] is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to [[Wal-Mart]] and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with &amp;quot;[[Julie]]&amp;quot;; [[Chris and hypocrisy|NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours]] JUST TO EVEN VISIT [[Wesley Memorial]] in [[VIRGINIA]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
F*** HIM TO HELL!&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;realprotest&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threats on Liquid's YouTube comments:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|'''The Final Showdown'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, DUMBASS! [[Chris and his ego|YOU WISH YOU WERE ME]]! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am Calling YOU OUT!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA&lt;br /&gt;
BEFORE August 2, 2009.&lt;br /&gt;
If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
oh, BTW, YOUR [[Speech impediment|NASAL VOICE]] IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD &amp;quot;[[Naive|NAIVE]]&amp;quot;, and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But &amp;quot;Naive&amp;quot; is even WORSE than NAILS.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You are a Nerd and a Whimp!&lt;br /&gt;
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Have a good day.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;realprotest&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Even at this point, Solid Chris still may have let this all go, as he was simultaneously getting blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was holding his [[PSN]] account to ransom. But as that wound down, Liquid caught Solid's eye again, by picking up on the Ian Brandon Anderson meme:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Hello, again, Loyal Fans,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE [[Gal-Pal]] [[Kacey]] and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Stay True.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CWC&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Christian_Weston_Chandler.27s_EXCITING_ANNOUNCEMENT_of_SONICHU_and_Addressing_Things.| Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things.]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The battleground===&lt;br /&gt;
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====&amp;quot;More Than A Feeling&amp;quot;====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|The REAL Chris is not only cute, he can play the guitar!]]&lt;br /&gt;
:''See Also: [[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''&lt;br /&gt;
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#More_Than_A_Feeling_THE_TRUE_VERSION_by_Christian_Weston_Chandler_.28CWC.29|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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For whatever reason, Solid dug up an old video of himself failing at ''Guitar Hero'' and dumped it online. Liquid shot back with a TRUE and HONEST rendition on a real guitar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Spanish Challenge====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Cestnepas.jpg|thumb|Ceci n'est pas une Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
:''Main Article: [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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More [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|video rage]] followed before Solid attempted a cunning plan:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.|Solid Chris, ''[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The plan backfired when [[CWC Update 29 July 2009#Liquid's_response|Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====''SingStar'' Challenge====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tgtdfw4.jpg|thumb|Only one clear choice, choosing the TRUE and HONEST Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|SingStar Challenge}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge.|Solid Chris, [[SingStar Challenge|&amp;quot;''SingStar'' Challenge&amp;quot;]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As expected, the contest went to Liquid, the absolute chad, and Solid, as always, was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of four votes in favor, two against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:&lt;br /&gt;
* That he'd finally found a true sweetheart, [[Kacey]].&lt;br /&gt;
* That he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at [[Microsoft]] for a ''Sonichu'' game for all consoles.&lt;br /&gt;
* That Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], making him even more filthy rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parents' house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.&lt;br /&gt;
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===&amp;quot;SHOWDOWN&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|You’re breaking my balls here.|Solid, [[SHOWDOWN|&amp;quot;SHOWDOWN&amp;quot;]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 9 [[August 2009]], Liquid called Solid up and confronted him over the slanderous lies he was telling on YouTube. Solid tried reason, and when that failed, he threatened to get Liquid arrested for identity theft, dragging Bob into the debacle along the way:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|If you DO NOT COME CLEAN RIGHT NOW, I am going to get my father in on this further, and you are going to get FUCKING ARRESTED, THROWN IN JAIL AND YOU WILL NOT GET TO LIVE THE PEACEFUL, HAPPY LIFE THAT KACEY AND I WOULD LIKE ''YOU'' TO LIVE, BECAUSE KACEY REALLY CARES FOR YOU, ''MAN''!&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[SHOWDOWN|&amp;quot;SHOWDOWN&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===&amp;quot;I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
On 14 August 2009, Liquid announced that he was departing YouTube for the time being to pursue turning his ''Sonichu'' series into an acclaimed media franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Liquid&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 14 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the ''SingStar'' Contest. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Also, More Updates on ''Sonichu'' and Going Places :)]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end.  First, he raged:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!|Solid Chris, [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|&amp;quot;NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!&amp;quot;]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, he tried reason:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|The ''Singstar'' Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the [[Internet]] knows that I am, he's the impostor. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid, damn, dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [''his voice gets higher''] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edgewise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who|&amp;quot;The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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And as summer disappeared, so too did Liquid Chris: The apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is extremely disturbing. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Liquid&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GONE&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 15 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's sweetheart, [[Kacey]], was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.&lt;br /&gt;
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==CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Megatron_pistol2.jpg|thumb|Chris's solution to Boyfriends.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Kacey}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 [[October 2009]] with a new video explaining the trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections. According to Liquid, he had been unlawfully detained in a meat-packing factory, and when he managed to escape, he found himself in Africa. With the assistance of a few others, Liquid managed to make his triumphant return to Ruckersville, and the stage was set from there on out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks|video]] addressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him '''&amp;quot;the previous Chris&amp;quot;'''. In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|desperate video for Kacey]], Solid called him '''&amp;quot;the other Chris&amp;quot;''' repeatedly.&lt;br /&gt;
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When the dust had settled, Solid's behavior had [[Father Call|offended Kacey's father]] and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving TRUE and HONEST arms of the Liquid.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Liquid&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = 10152009&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 15 October 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = {{Homos}} Homos {{Rumors}} Rumours&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Epilogue===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Liquid Chris.jpg|thumb|200px|[[TSSSF]] card Chris made of Liquid, eight years after the closing of the saga.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved sweetheart, [[Kacey]]. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful [[boyfriend-free girl]]s with his medallions and his [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Win]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Liquid makes mad [[Clyde Cash|cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon and other [[anime]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|conventions]] while voicing Solid in ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''. He has also made several hundred thousand dollars from his two critically acclaimed games, ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' and ''Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles'' for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo DS]] and [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]], respectively. On 27 July 2011, Liquid bid fond faredieu to the trolling universe on YouTube by closing his account.&lt;br /&gt;
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Solid Chris then considered Liquid Chris a friend. &lt;br /&gt;
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After Chris Duckworth abandoned his Liquid Chris persona, he acquired a BS in oncology, and he currently works as a cancer research doctor.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.targetedonc.com/news/tumor-growth-angiogenesis-ovarian-cancer-linked-to-key-adapter-protein&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Time will tell if his findings will bring us one step closer to the cure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While Chris Duckworth has retired from trolling Chris-Chan, he recorded a [[parody]] of the theme song to ''{{w|The Cleveland Show}}'' at some point prior to [[November 2015]], when the video was reuploaded. The song was eventually animated as ''[[The Chris-Chan Show]]'' in [[November 2020]], which would attract the attention of Chris-Chan.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the years since, Chris eventually forgot about much of the Liquid Chris saga.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, in fall [[2019]] Chris created a [[TSSSF]] card of Liquid Chris, showing he still holds some animosity towards him – the card describes Liquid as a villain utilizing &amp;quot;pretentious acting&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Liquid&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|eL_mkCKuWXQ}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 06 November 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = {{Comics}} Comics&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; New World For Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Signed,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Christopher&amp;quot; Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Liquid's last statement ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Liquid and Kacey.jpeg|thumb|200px|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Liquid&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Chris and Kacey, happily married.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Hello All,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have been Enjoying the Married Life with my Sweetheart and making Several Hundred Thousand Dollars at Nintendo and Microsoft on Pokemon: Lightning Version and Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles for the Microsoft X-box. I do not have much time for the Youtube, but my Good Friend Dr. Aleksander Egorov (a Physics Animator) has taught me how to Edit Well. In my Spare Time, I have been honing my own Skills as an Editor. I created this Project for my Loyal Fans, who are STILL being TERRIBLY ANNOYED by the Fraud, Ian Brandon Anderson. It is Very Nice to have a home in Redmond, Washington now; I do not care for the fact that I do not stay in one place for long. Perhaps I will be coming to a Convention Near You, Sonichu fans. I thank God and Jesus every day for Each One of you. This is my message for now; Goodbye.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gladly to be Where I Am,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
PS: As I have SO MANY MESSAGES now, do not Trust that yours can, or will, be answered; I appreciate EVERY ONE, and all Nice Comments.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Irony==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|left|Ian acts as the real Chris, in [[100 2270|&amp;quot;100 2270&amp;quot;]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LiquidChrisBelieveInMe.jpg|thumb|BELIEVE.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IBAChandler]] has mocked Liquid on several points:&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Speech impediment|His nasal tone.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and fashion|His brown striped shirt.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and money|Actually making money off ''Sonichu''.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Obesity|His appearance.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, and worse when the mirror is winning, worse still if it is a fun-house mirror made especially to [[parody|mock]] you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In early August 2009,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Solid began to believe that Liquid couldn't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Slow-in-the-minds|retard]] who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a further fit of irony, Ian ended up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]].&lt;br /&gt;
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And in a last irony, Ian impersonated Chris who was impersonating him impersonating...or something...in [[100 2270|&amp;quot;100 2270&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== In the comic ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TrueAndHonestCWCArt.jpg|The impostor [[Chris]] stole his famous lecture to the [[Jerkops]] from the real Chris.|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Beel explains Liquid's fate|thumb|top|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|Go, [[IBAChandler]], and copycat-ly [sic] sieze [sic] to the extreme!|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Liquids_end.png|The commission as first seen in Ben Saint's lecture|thumb|top|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being one of the most important events in Christory, the Liquid Saga is addressed in only two pages within the entirety of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. On 17 [[November 2009]], Liquid made his very first appearance in Solid' Chris's [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Solid, being the slanderous impostor that he is, had the nerve to claim that Liquid's name was Ian Brandon Anderson, and once again tried (and failed) to convince everyone that he was the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris planned a future plot where [[Giovanni]] captured [[Rosechu]] and forced [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] to cede control over [[CWCville]] to Liquid. This, however, has yet to be done.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Blog#20 November 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since Liquid's fate in the comic remained nebulous at best, [[Ben Saint]] commissioned a piece from Solid Chris that explained Liquid's ultimate fate. To the surprise of Saint himself, Chris actually delivered. The piece was revealed in a YouTube lecture by Saint on the timeline of the Sonichu canon&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[https://youtu.be/vFOIauPQ5XI?t=4433| Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and included commentary by [[Beel]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and Chris himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|So, you want to know the fate of the past impostor of Christian, as the original person was known? Simply put, [[IBAChandler]], he was dragged down to [[14 Branchland Court|hell]], punished of identity theft, and all of his memories and past incarnations reset. His soul was born a fresh blank into a newborn child, and his old body was burned in Hell's lava pool.|[[Beel]] in the commissioned art.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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However, [[Sonichu 13]] its mentioned that an &amp;quot;Ian Brandon Anderson&amp;quot; was elected as the head police chief of [[CWCville]]. Whether these two were meant to be the same character (thus making the commissioned comic page non-canon) or a totally different person with a similar name was never explained.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible&lt;br /&gt;
|Not TRUE AND ORIGINAL&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On Hexbawks. :)]]&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|XhENYYmGAeA}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 25 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = BobbyHillify&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = Trailer for the upcoming [[Xbox]] game.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Theme Song - Caillou&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|ipQvu7JoAbE}}&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = SiIvaGunner&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 4 [[November 2016]]&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = High quality video game rip&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|thumb|''Liquidus'' Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Solid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Solidus Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jimmy Hill]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], another doppelganger of Chris featured in the Sonichu comics&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWx5HnCkR0B0L6oPwjoiWsg The Liquid Archive]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/The_Real_Chris-chan The Real Chris-chan] on the TRUE and HONEST [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Like with the [[Wallflower]], the true identity of this person will be concealed by the CWCki, even though it is an open secret. Any reference to her identity, which includes the usage of her screen names, will be edited out. The consequences that follow from this will vary. For more information, see [[CWCki:The Suitress|here]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|This legit sucks now. I regret everything about ever writing this. I never knew Chris was going to turn out this way back then.&lt;br /&gt;
I'm absolutely pissed and disgusted at him now. I'm fucking traumatized. Help me.|The Suitress's opinion of Chris after the incest call leaks.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://imgur.com/a/kNCi1uP Source:vigyaa]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN this is how I currently feel now. What I written is outdated and will be up because that was who I was back then.|Another post from the Suitress after the leaks.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
| name = [''redacted'']&lt;br /&gt;
| image = AHiddenSuitress.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| title = The Suitress&lt;br /&gt;
| nationality  = [[United States|American]]&amp;lt;ref name=personal/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| aliases  = The Suitress&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The [[Everfree Northwest|Everfree]] Suitress&lt;br /&gt;
| gender    = Female&lt;br /&gt;
| saga   = [[Bella]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;'''The Suitress'''&amp;quot; is the codename of a young [[autism|autistic]]&amp;lt;ref name=personal&amp;gt;[[Suitress chats#The Suitress shares her Personal Information]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; woman who developed a sort of crush for Chris. This codename was created out of courtesy for things that occurred to her, and for her own good. She had been set to meet with Chris during the August 2021 [[Everfree Northwest]] convention, but Chris by this point had found [[Incest| an alternative lover]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thought by some as the heiress of [[Megan]] and [[The Wallflower]], she was the first to leak chunks of the [[Incest call]], although at the cost of having herself exposed by [[Bella]]'s frantic attempts to shift blame off herself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Discovery of Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I see him as human, albeit a highly broken one.|The Suitress's thoughts on Chris after &amp;quot;feeling&amp;quot; for him.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;SuitressExplanation&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{Cite web|url=https://vigyaa.io/i-have-a-full-blown-crush-on-cwc-and-i-feel-absolutely-insane-efd87f28|archive=https://archive.ph/cV5W0|title=I have a full-blown crush on CWC and I feel absolutely insane|url-status=dead|website=vigyaa}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In order to understand her voluntary interactions with Chris, and some of the events that came with it — as perplexing and hard to understand as they are — the Suitress's discovery of Chris and her initial feelings towards him must be discussed first.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Previously living a rather normal life, the Suitress discovered Chris sometime during the start of the [[COVID-19]] pandemic,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite Reddit|post=n9pb97|subreddit=ChrisChanSonichu|archive=https://teddit.ggc-project.de/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/n9pb97/thank_you_chris/|username=[deleted] (the Suitress)|title=Thank you, Chris}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; out of boredom. She soon saw him as a means of coping with the hardships of quarantine, taking pity on him and reveling in the ways she was &amp;quot;not Chris&amp;quot;. This would prove itself to be a vicious cycle that would lead to some of the events that occurred afterwards. Before finding out that Chris was having sex with his mother, the Suitress seemed to have had complicated feelings towards Chris's character, seeing him as a broken person with needs she could fulfill herself; part of the reason for her crush, which stemmed from the aforementioned pity for him; whilst also finding him deplorable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to the Suitress, she first became aware of Chris through the Youtuber, Deadwing Dork, who would mention Chris time and time again. She claimed that she began researching him out of curiosity, first feeling disgusted by him, a feeling that would still persist and conflict with the crush she'd form on him later. The Suitress would later form a more serious interest in Christory in the July of 2020, watching [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|Geno's documentary series]] with a friend, and reading articles from this wiki extensively. The Suitress would also claim that she would start having &amp;quot;feelings&amp;quot; towards Chris on the September of that year, which later started evolving into a full-on crush when she listened to the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|audio regarding Chris's date with Emily]] in November.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;SuitressExplanation&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
During that period, she would not long after become an active member in the CWCSphere, making fan art and posting regularly on Discords dedicated to him, along with moderating the Chris subreddit starting on January 2021 after going quiet on one of the Discords she frequented the month before.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;SuitressExplanation&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; {{Fix-span|{{Cite}}|It is believed that the Suitress attempted to start talking to Chris in 2020.}} {{Fix-span|{{failed verification|explanation=It's believed that the Suitress attempted to talk to Chris in one of these Reaction Livestreams, but in which video precisely it occurred is unknown. This likely took place no earlier than July 2020. If anyone can pinpoint where exactly this occurs, we can verify it.}}|Her fascination with Chris would lead her to beg him to reply, even before her self-admitted crush had developed.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams|In Chris' Red vs. Blue Reaction Livestreams, the Suitress tried to get Chris' attention.]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} These attempts at contact were made despite the Suitress having been warned several times not to do so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Early Interactions with Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|The Suitress texts#The Suitress shares her Personal Information|Suitress videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Ymlunneforh71.png|thumb|left|200px|A selfie sent to the Suitress by Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
During her time as a Reddit mod, the Suitress discovered Chris's phone number, and she was finally able to text Chris sometime afterwards. She used a pseudonym while talking to Chris, and also (unwisely) shared other pieces of her personal information with him.&amp;lt;ref name=personal/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By 15 July 2021, she and Chris were on good terms and seemed to be reciprocating feelings for each other; he recorded an audio file promising not to get upset in front of her at the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention over the [[My Little Pony Protests|MLP G5]] cartoon, and said he loved her.&amp;lt;ref name=promise&amp;gt;[[Chris and The Suitress videos#Promise not to throw a tantrum]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 19 July 2021, Chris invited her into the [[Knights of CWC]] Discord server hosted by Sean, where Chris introduced her to [[Bella]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean_Walker_Discord_DMs#Invitation|A DM between Chris and Sean where they talk about inviting the Suitress.]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The Suitress began to converse with Bella at that point, seemingly unaware of Bella's true intentions. Chris, having proposed the invite, shared the personal information the Suitress provided him to Sean, disregarding her wishes that Chris not share it with anyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From what is known about the interactions between Chris and the Suitress (and some that Chris had with Bella), Chris appeared to stress the importance of &amp;quot;encouraging her&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;boosting her self-confidence&amp;quot; to find a long-term sweetheart at her college, believing himself to be some sort of mentor for her. At various points, Chris would mention being in an &amp;quot;open-relationship&amp;quot; with the Suitress and his &amp;quot;Lady Friend&amp;quot; ([[Barb]]). Chris had seemingly developed a sort of infatuation with the Suitress himself. Despite this, he had stronger feelings for Bella and already had sex with Barb by this point, indicating that the boundaries of his Love Quest had been widening, even before his incest with Barb had been discovered.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Everfree Northwest==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Suitress was seemingly one of the last people that Bella recruited into her Chess Club Discord Server. There, the Suitress hadn't seem to have done anything particularly noteworthy than play games of chess and converse with Bella about their plans with Everfree Northwest. Bella also acted accepting, even supportive, of the Suitress's crush towards Chris around her, which contributed to as to why she stuck around with Bella.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Suitress was originally going to go on a trip to the [[My Little Pony|brony]] convention [[Everfree Northwest]], and meet Chris there. Bella was also to attend this event, claiming to act as a &amp;quot;photographer&amp;quot; that would photograph everything, and &amp;quot;bodyguard&amp;quot; to Chris to protect him from [[Jacob Sockness]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Everfree security]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as Sockness had declared plans to attend in disguise to meet with Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite Reddit&lt;br /&gt;
|subreddit=Kidasuna&lt;br /&gt;
|title= Going to Ever Free&lt;br /&gt;
|username=[[Jacob Sockness|luvshak214]]&lt;br /&gt;
|post=ocsgyf/going_to_ever_free&lt;br /&gt;
|archive=https://archive.fo/dcP2u}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Whether or not Sockness would've actually attended the event is unconfirmed, however.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bella, herself sexually attracted to the Suitress,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Bella Simps the Suitress&amp;gt;[https://imgur.com/a/jxkHNJ5 Bella simping over the Suitress]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; had rather unnervingly claimed in Discord leaks that she planned to &amp;quot;steal&amp;quot; her from Chris to &amp;quot;protect&amp;quot; her.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PredatorBella&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://imgur.com/a/FpGXmLz Bella planning to &amp;quot;steal&amp;quot; the Suitress.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;  When Chris invited Bella to be his dance partner, he invited the Suitress at Bella's suggestion, though Bella claimed she intended to just dance with the Suitress as Bella thought her to be cute. In addition to her support for of Chris's incestuous relationship with Barb, Bella also showed support for the planned copulation between him and the Suitress in the hotel they would stay at during the event. This is most notably demonstrated in the longest leak of the incest call, where Bella talks about the Suitress being &amp;quot;newer in the bedroom&amp;quot; and encouraging Chris to &amp;quot;have a lot of fun with her&amp;quot; when they do so.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;LongestLeak&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Incest call#Fourth Leak]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Whoever's initial idea the copulating was can only be guessed at, but the Suitress showed a willingness or agreement to engage in this activity.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;truth&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[The Suitress texts#First Suitress Leak]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Regardless, Bella told Chris that as his &amp;quot;photographer&amp;quot;, she'd make a slideshow of the photos and videos she was going to take of them getting &amp;quot;romantic&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;LongestLeak&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; Bella had also said in a conversation with the Suitress that she was pushing Chris to have sex with her. &amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;truth&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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After this point, Chris did not seem to show as much interest in the Suitress, focusing his desires on Bella instead. This made things more difficult for Bella; when she tried to book a room for the both herself and the Suitress, Chris kept insisting that a room be booked for both him and Bella.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Bella Simps the Suitress/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris recorded an audio file for The Suitress promising her he would not get [[Anger|angry]] upon seeing the rebooted ''My Little Pony'' cartoon at the convention.&amp;lt;ref name=promise&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Incest Scandal==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest call#Suitress Leaks|Incest|Suitress chats#Second Incest Leak}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Well...I unleashed a moment in Christory for y'all&lt;br /&gt;
I don't know how I feel|The Suitress expressing uncertainty at revealing Chris's incestuous relationship&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Suitress chats#Second Suitress Leak]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Bella shared with the Suitress a 4-minute leak of the incest call in private&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call |A discord chat where Bella confirms sending the Suitress the 4-minute leak.]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, telling her that Chris was having sex with Barb. This heavily-edited leak would only include bits of Chris's dialogue, and remove both the identities of the Suitress and Bella. The Suitress was to leak this video to the public. Bella also told the Suitress that Barb had been grooming Chris throughout his life.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;truth&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; The Suitress came to believe this initially,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite Reddit&lt;br /&gt;
|subreddit = ChrisChanSonichu&lt;br /&gt;
|post = oug6jk&lt;br /&gt;
|title = Barb groomed Chris all along&lt;br /&gt;
|username = [deleted] (the Suitress)&lt;br /&gt;
|archive = https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1632847620780-png.2577507/}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and seemed to believe that she could save Chris from Barb. The Suitress, disgusted by the revelations&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:SuitressIncestThoughts.jpeg|The Suitress admits to finding incest depraved]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and beginning to realize that Bella was up to something, wisely became hesitant to continue any involvement with Chris,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;scared&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Suitress chats#&amp;quot;I'm kinda scared&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; especially as it became increasingly clear that Barb probably couldn't consent to any of what was taking place.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Suitress then asked for the full call, but was always given excuses by Bella as to why she couldn't share it with her, including that her phone would &amp;quot;record randomly&amp;quot;. In order to prevent any further questioning, the Suitress was seemingly given the full call, but Bella lied to her by telling her that she already sent the full call to the police, and faked a 911 call. This was done so that the Suitress wouldn't get any authorities involved.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Fake 911 Call&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://imgur.com/a/zx9IImA/ Fake 911 Call]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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The Suitress then decided to make an edited, 9-minute version of these calls to share with the public. Like the first release, this version also cut out huge chunks of the original call, leaving in only Chris's and Bella's voices, and still editing out the identities of both her and Bella. She told another Discord user about this, and then sent them this leak for the user to share on Reddit. When the video got taken down for violating Youtube's Community Guidelines, a friend of the Suitress would later post the 9-minute version of the call. After Bella discovered this leak, and with the Suitress going quiet for a few days, what would then follow was a failed disinformation campaign by Bella directed towards the Suitress, in order to throw observers and Christorians off, and to avoid being discovered herself.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Blame Game==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BellaFramesTheSuitress.jpg|thumb|An attempt by Bella to frame the Suitress, giving her full name and photo]]&lt;br /&gt;
In an attempt to avoid being [[dox|doxed]], Bella decided to shift all blame and potential consequences for the situation to the Suitress.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bella manipulated [[Sean Walker]] of the [[Watchmen]] into releasing a screenshot she had falsified and to name the Suitress as his source.&amp;lt;ref name=bdsm&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the &amp;quot;Regarding Chris&amp;quot; chat hosted at Kiwi Farms. Starting at 31-Jul-21 03:49 PM timestamp]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Sean further decided to post a video of the Suitress, linking her face to the name mentioned in the [[incest call]] and directing attention onto her.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://imgur.com/a/MhMhrBC A Kiwi Farms post from Sean]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bella also attempted to drop the Suitress's full name and photo on multiple websites such as 4chan as a means of doxing her, while also claiming that she was dating Chris despite her distancing herself from the situation, and that she was underaged. Bella would also attempt to distance herself away from the &amp;quot;Kelly Osborne&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Bella&amp;quot; codenames she was using at the time, and directed them towards a made-up person &amp;quot;Billy Sawyer&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://imgur.com/a/S7bbNff Screenshots of a thread where Bella attempts to direct the &amp;quot;Kelly&amp;quot; name off of herself]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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GiBi, a YouTuber specializing in Chris-centric content, was [[Carpetbaggers|desperate to showcase the events of the scandal as soon as possible on his YouTube channel]], even if it meant collecting information from questionable sources such as Bella. Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of the Suitress, GiBi went as far as to leak the Suitress's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see. After being criticized for doxing someone despite having no evidence of their guilt, GiBi took the video down three hours later.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/20210803_042740-jpg.2406648/ Timestamp between uploads.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He claimed that the reason the phone number was displayed was because the uploading of the video was held back by three hours, and to &amp;quot;allow the people discussed&amp;quot; - presumably referring to Bella herself - in the video to see it, in order to make sure he hadn't doxed the wrong person.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Gibi lies about an upload delay.&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://imgur.com/NvhnXZ9/ Gibi on an upload delay.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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GiBi decided to upload the video a second time ''without removing the Suitress' phone number,'' spreading her personal information to even more people, but deleted that video after only two minutes for &amp;quot;presenting only one side&amp;quot;. GiBi had also attempted to upload the video a ''third'' time, claiming that he would fix this mistake.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;GiBi's third attempt.&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://imgur.com/a/aMtqOHq GiBi's third upload attempt.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
However, this whole charade didn't do much other than inflict unnecessary psychological harm onto the Suitress, as by that point, it had already been made abundantly clear to everyone who was paying attention that Bella was a compulsive liar and was not to be trusted.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Conclusion==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|The Suitress was never &amp;quot;institutionalized&amp;quot;. At worst, she went through a depressive episode after the leaks, was temporarily hospitalized for behavioral therapy, and had her internet taken away. She appears to be doing fine according to accounts from people that knew her. In any case, do NOT attempt to contact her, as it's kind of clear she wants nothing to do with Chris.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SuitressRedditPost.jpg|thumb|250px|Screenshot of a video Chris sent to the Suitress from the hotel he stayed in.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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After GiBi leaked her phone number, already carrying the weight of her addiction towards Chris content, Chris fucking his mom, these events making headlines, Bella and Sean dropping her personal information on other websites, and now a channel she once followed engaging in Bella's attempt to frame her, the Suitress had an alleged nervous breakdown, and was put into behavioral therapy the following day. According to posts she made on the various accounts she tried to use soon afterwards, she had later developed a disliking for Chris. Chris had also attempted to reach out to her again, even after she had tried distancing herself from him, from the hotel he stayed at prior to his arrest. In this attempt, he sent her photos, one of which being a screenshot of the &amp;quot;Top 10 Hottest Moms&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Suitress's arc can be thought of as yet another cautionary tale as to why attempting to get in contact with Chris, regardless of the motive for doing so, can and will end in utter disaster. Even after all these years, even after making the same mistake with [[Megan|two other]] [[Wallflower|gal-pals]], Chris has still shown to be a frequent oversharer, and will not respect the privacy of others. Compounded with that, seeing as how Chris is already on the radar of so many people, it logically follows that being in any form associated with him will land you on that same radar as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Incest]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Suitress chats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Suitress videos‎]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Love Quest}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Enablers]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|What Saddam did in the [[Father Call|Gulf War]] was small potatoes to what Chris has done.|A-Log providing a helpful example of A-Logging, by comparing Chris to a ''war criminal.''}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|What Chris has done is small potatoes to what Saddam did in the Gulf War.|A more accurate comparison, at least prior to the point where it was learned that [[Incest|Chris repeatedly had sex with his elderly, senile mother]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:A_Log.jpg|thumb|240px|The original A-Log in all his glory.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''A-Logging''', named after noted [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]] critic '''Anthony &amp;quot;A-Log&amp;quot; LoGatto''', is a term used to describe one expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for Chris, often including wishing him physical harm, usually for perceived &amp;quot;crimes&amp;quot; that Chris is &amp;quot;guilty&amp;quot; of. The people who do this are known as '''A-Logs''', and are considered at the other end of the spectrum from [[white knight]]s; where white knights try to defend Chris from [[trolls]] and help him to improve his situation, A-Logs hold the belief that Chris is deserving of whatever scorn and harm he is subjected to, and then some. A-Logs are sometimes interchangeably referred to as [[weens]], as many A-Logs also tend to be weens and vice-versa, although weening has a different meaning to A-Logging, namely unfunny or failed attempts at trolling Chris. While once fashionable, A-Logging has become associated with people trying to &amp;quot;trollshield&amp;quot; themselves, like the original A-Log, and therefore is looked down upon by Christorians. The shocking revelations that came to light during the [[Incest|Incest Saga]] have seen A-Logging come back into vogue to some degree, though actively wishing death or physical harm upon Chris is still considered by some to be crossing the line.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Etymology==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Protip|This article is about the term &amp;quot;A-Logging&amp;quot;, not about Anthony LoGatto himself. This section is only meant to provide context to why this aspect of the [[Unholy Quintet]] is named after him. If you want to read an article about LoGatto and his hypocritical campaign against Chris, alongside other shenanigans, then you should go read his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page [https://dramatica.online/index.php/Anthony_%27A-Log%27_LoGatto here].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Anthony &amp;quot;A-Log&amp;quot; LoGatto is a former&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20141206104435/https://www.youtube.com/user/ALogTV According] to the Wayback Machine, LoGatto was suspended from YouTube on or before 6 December 2014 for “repeated or severe” violations of the Community Guidelines.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; [[YouTube]]r and &amp;quot;voice actor&amp;quot; who is known for making what can charitably be called &amp;quot;commentaries&amp;quot; on Chris. Commentary videos are meant to refute bad points and offer opinions on an opposing view; what A-Log did was make videos where he reacted to Chris, pointed out the obvious, and went on tangents about how Chris is an awful person (and how he, A-Log, is better) who needs to have harm inflicted upon him. However, A-Log's monomania led trolls to wonder what he was trying to hide, leading to them doing a bit of research on him.&lt;br /&gt;
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The result was that A-Log became known as &amp;quot;Chris-Chan 2.0&amp;quot; because, as it happened, he had many, ''many'' faults similar to Chris himself, [[Hypocrisy|and could easily be considered worse than Chris]]. Among other things, he is a furry porn connoisseur, has made terrible erotic fanfiction, is doing a laughable college radio show (from which he was almost fired after being caught [[Mass debating|watching]] [[Bob Walks In|porn]] in the studio), was the subject of a leaked video of him doing a painfully bad stand-up routine, and much, much more. Ultimately, A-Log became subject to trolling himself, and is the inspiration for this very term. At one point, A-Log even received his own wiki called the &amp;quot;Logattopedia&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20130403082245/http://logattopedia.wikinet.org/wiki/Main_Page Main Page - Logattopedia]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, which was relatively short-lived and unpopular. He also spawned the phrase &amp;quot;Hi, A-Log!&amp;quot;, used to mock A-Logs and other Internet &amp;quot;tough guys&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Features of A-Logging==&lt;br /&gt;
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There are a few qualities which are common in A-Logs, and many of them can be seen in the original A-Log's commentaries.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Justifications for trolling Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
Some would argue that it is sinister and just plain wrong to mock a mentally deficient person such as Chris. A-Logs therefore try to justify trolling him by arguing that, regardless of his [[autism]] and other undiagnosed problems, he has shown that he is a bad person who &amp;quot;deserves&amp;quot; to be trolled. Many A-Logs are themselves autistic, and they can often be heard making arguments along the lines of Chris &amp;quot;giving autistics a bad name.&amp;quot; Others will appeal to his many instances of bigotry (most of them debatable) as reasons to troll Chris. By establishing that Chris is a bad person, it seems to justify that Chris not only deserves the treatment he currently receives, but also deserves physical and/or psychological harm inflicted on him.&lt;br /&gt;
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While Chris is by no means a good person and has done some horrible things, including [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Megagi_La_Skunk_agrees_that_you_should_have_never_been_born|cursing his ex-friend for trolling him]] (which of course, she didn't), [[28 October 2011|hitting a game store owner with his car]], and [[26 December 2014|macing an innocent Gamestop assistant manager]], it is still somewhat ironic that A-Logs think the best recourse is to wish him death and curse him back. Not to mention, they tend to ignore the many factors that led Chris to behave in this way--unsurprisingly, unbridled malevolence is never one of them, as discussed in further detail below.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trollshielding===&lt;br /&gt;
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Often times, people who A-Log Chris do so to &amp;quot;trollshield&amp;quot;, that is, to avoid becoming subject to trolling themselves. Like A-Log himself, they tend to have many traits in common with Chris; they generally have an autism spectrum disorder, still live with their parents well into adulthood (which is somewhat justified now due to the instability of the housing market in the United States compared to when Chris graduated), are unemployed and/or are living off welfare, are [[Virgin with rage|sexually-frustrated virgins]], have trouble socializing and forming relationships, and/or are fixated on cartoons, toys and other things that most people their age would have little interest in beyond their nostalgic value. Some perhaps have even more faults than Chris, especially bizarre fetishes, as seen in the case of A-Log himself. However, A-Logs will argue that at least they are &amp;quot;not like Chris&amp;quot; and are fervent in their vitriolic condemnations of Chris so that people don't troll them instead. More often than not, as in the case of the original A-Log, this backfires and they find themselves becoming the subject of trolling.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Standing up for groups that Chris misrepresents===&lt;br /&gt;
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Another misguided aspect of A-Logging is the idea that bashing Chris is somehow to the benefit for marginalized groups that Chris is a part of, most notably [[Autism|autistic]] and [[transgender]] people. The argument behind this, in an A-Logger's eyes, is that it needs to be pointed out that Chris does not provide an accurate representation of those kinds of people and their communities, and that as such, he needs to be ostracized. Of course, doing so is to little benefit of the groups that are actively being oppressed and instead comes across as a flimsy excuse to aim at low-hanging fruit rather than to do something genuinely worthwhile to helping those kinds of communities. It should go without saying that making fun of or directly harassing a mentally-ill weirdo on the internet is not going to help anyone's cause.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arguments against A-Logging==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:A-Logging in nutshell.jpg|thumb|left|A-Logging in a nutshell. You don't even need to watch the video in question; the title and thumbnail are enough.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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While Chris is, to put it ''very'' mildly, far from perfect, it is generally accepted that calling for him to be harmed or abused like A-Logs do merely legitimizes Chris's sense of victimization, and makes the A-Logs themselves look sociopathic and unbalanced.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris is not Hitler===&lt;br /&gt;
We really shouldn't need to point out that, while Chris is guilty of actions that could be considered [[Song for Jackie.MOV|foolish]], [[26 December 2014|immoral]], or [[Incest|downright reprehensible]], being compared to people like Saddam Hussein and Adolf Hitler is at best hyperbolic, and at worst, utter insanity. Hitler was responsible for the death of nearly 11 million civilians during World War II.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/36qs.html 36 Questions &amp;amp; Answers About the Holocaust]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Hussein actively persecuted and murdered almost 200,000 Kurds and Shiite Muslims.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://civilliberty.about.com/od/internationalhumanrights/p/saddam_hussein.htm The War Crimes of Iraq's Saddam Hussein]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's antics, depraved as some of them may have been, hardly compare to the atrocities committed by two feared and reviled dictators; for much of his life he was just a gullible idiot who spent his time trying to hit on women (very badly) and make them his [[sweetheart]]s, [[Tomgirl|crossdressing]], and playing [[vidya]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The revelations relating to the incest saga caused many A-Logs, both past and present, to crow that they had been right about Chris all along, and that anyone who had defended or tried to aid Chris to any degree during the past decade-and-a-half was guilty of [[White Knight]]ing him and enabling his actions. While we won't argue that Chris's actions towards [[Barbara Chandler|his infirm mother]] are totally indefensible, it should be noted that Chris's prior criminal activities largely consisted of things such as [[Get-Tar Region|public disorder]], traffic violations, [[List of places that have banned Chris|trespassing]], and [[26 December 2014|petty assault]]. Arguably the worst thing that he had previously done was [[28 October 2011|his hit-and-run on]] [[Michael Snyder]], and even then, the court appeared to view Barb as the primary guilty party in the whole affair, judging by her getting the heavier sentence of the two. It's no exaggeration to say that there's a massive leap in severity between any of Chris's prior crimes and what he is currently accused of, and while many Christorians may have been [[naive]] as to the extent of his depravity, A-Logs can hardly use actions no-one could have reasonably foreseen as justification for their behavior.&lt;br /&gt;
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===There's no legal defense over attacking Chris for real===&lt;br /&gt;
We really should not need to tell you that inflicting, or threatening to inflict harm on Chris is nothing short of being illegal. Perhaps the best reason against A-Logging is the legal liability (i.e. being charged with and possibly convicted for stalking, terroristic threats, assault, or a myriad of other possible charges). Whatever feelings you may have against Chris, there is no legal defense for taking the law into your own hands, and chances are you will end up with a [[Idea Guy|life-changing felony conviction]]. In addition to this, part of the charm of watching Chris is in his eternal rage over a nonexistent enemy. Committing actual violence would only legitimize Chris's victim complex, and likewise would, in such a circumstance, make ''you'' the villain.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Like A-Log, you can make yourself a target if you try too hard===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris ''does'' share traits with a lot of people, and some of these traits are quite disturbing and embarrassing. It's a fair assumption that a lot of people who follow Chris's antics are unemployed gamer losers, for example. A lot of people have seen Chris and uttered in their minds &amp;quot;Finally, here's someone who's more pathetic than ''I'' am!&amp;quot;... But make no mistake, that is a ''very'' low bar to clear. If you extensively go into how much you hate Chris and try to insert yourself into his shenanigans, the same people that you're attempting to impress will likely consider looking into your own shortcomings.&lt;br /&gt;
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As much as Chris is far from being likable, responding to his every move with unconditional hatred can make you come off as being just as much a target, if not more so, than him. Saying that you are better than Chris is not at all impressive, especially when you take into consideration just how much Chris fails at everything he does. Therefore, you should not be using someone else’s character flaws in order to justify and excuse your own. This is especially true if that very same person has no bearing on your life as a whole, and are only comparing yourself to a relatively well-known lolcow to feel far less shitty in comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
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Before you fall into the fallacy of believing that vociferously condemning Chris will save you from his fate, remember that having embarrassing traits like Chris's ''doesn't'' automatically make you subject to the sort of trolling Chris has had. It ''may'' make you subject to ridicule, but what's more important is how ''you'' respond to the ridicule. You could be like Chris and get [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|BLANGRY]] at every traitorous troll [[Laughs Under Lucricities|under lucricities]], and give the trolls power over you just like Chris did. Or you could laugh with them at your faults, or even just ignore them and go about your business. Trolls generally aren't interested in people they can't coax a reaction out of. All in all, if you don't want to end up like him, A-Logging isn't the way to do it. But avoiding the myriad of mistakes Chris and A-Log made is.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris has stopped worrying about the hate he gets===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is too busy entertaining [[Messiah complex|fantasies of godhood]] and the totally-real [[Dimensional Merge]] to pay attention to tryhards who want to be remembered as the next Clyde Cash. (And, really, wanting to be remembered as a someone who attempted to intimidate someone with a mental illness is absolutely nothing to be proud of, or worth aspiring to.) Chris will be too distracted by the latest drama or [[Financhu Crisis|monetary issue]] in his life to even pay attention to people who are obsessively angry with him, and even assuming that you actually get attention, there's little guarantee that you'd be able to engage with him on a long-term basis.&lt;br /&gt;
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What's ironic is that Chris has been so desensitized by his many enablers that it's not likely he even cares about the amount of hatred he receives by A-logs on a daily basis. Therefore, A-logs are often considered some of the most lulz-worthy of the Quintet, particularly in the regard of them obsessively raging at a practically non-existent enemy and only succeeding in making themselves even more of a laughing stock; much the same as what happened with classic-era Chris against his own trolls. If whatever Chris does really bothers you, then the least you can do is calm your ass down, and try to avoid making a fool of yourself from your obsessive hatred. Otherwise, you could easily become &amp;quot;Chris Chan 4.0&amp;quot; yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Being better than Chris is not an achievement===&lt;br /&gt;
As mentioned earlier, the incest allegations are now considered by many the point where Chris crossed the line from being a buffoonish, sometimes morally questionable individual, to someone truly detestable and indefensible. By that same logic, however, trying to aggrandize one's self by A-Logging Chris is even more of a waste of time than it was previously. Trying to make yourself look better by comparing yourself to a fat manchild with [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|incontinence issues]] is the kind of thing that always rung hollow at best, but saying you're better than an incestuous rapist and sex criminal is something so pathetic it can only make anyone attempting it look laughably insecure.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The legal system will deal with Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
For a long time, Chris evaded punishments that may have been dealt to most other individuals on the grounds of his autism. Some A-Logs may feel that Chris needs to suffer since their ideal form of [[Chris and the law|legal justice]] (e.g. jail-time more than a couple days) was never delivered to Chris. However, in regards to Chris's August 2021 arrest, legal justice ''will'' be served.&lt;br /&gt;
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Virginia follows a three-strikes law, wherein someone who's convicted for a third violent felony (such as malicious assault, and any sexual assault - including [[incest]], itself a class 5 felony) is punished with mandatory life in prison. Chris has over seven misdemeanors on his record, has been arrested twice for assaulting store employees, and has confirmed he engaged in non-consensual sex with his mother and [[Jail Letter 1|has no remorse]] for doing so. At this point, the chance Chris has of walking away with little more than a slap on the wrist is slim to none, so believing that he deserves more punishment than what the due process of the American legal system will give to him is simply immature. &amp;quot;Justice&amp;quot; courtesy of those who are unfamiliar with the complex inner workings of the rule of law will rarely be more just than the &amp;quot;justice&amp;quot; brought about by a lynch mob.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Hall of A-Logging Shame==&lt;br /&gt;
In this section, the CWCki has compiled several comments (and plenty more to come) from A-Logs on YouTube and elsewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Obviously you've never heard of what he calls other people who are autistic, and that he calls people with [[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]](such as myself) &amp;quot;fakers&amp;quot;. he doesn't deserve some, he deserves everything for giving us a bad name. The [[trolls]] are also doing what they do to him for a good reason. it's not about the autism to them, but more of that he's a moron who is evil reincarnate and deserves to go back to hell. I don't believe you know what all CWC has done to us on youtube.|GamerXZ0, in a YouTube comment on an original upload of an A-Log video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|29 years ago today, satan was born and molded﻿ into the fucktardian [[Duck|PENIS]] we know &amp;amp; despise today! Should i ever see him i'm gonna [[wikipedia:Mass Transit incident (professional wrestling)|destroy him worse than new jack did to mass transit!]]|ISLAVERDE29, another YouTube comment on an older A-Log video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|actually, I think I prefer putting many bullets in this faggots head instead.|hanchiman on the [[FUTURE MESSAGE]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Hooray [[Bob Chandler|he's]] dead. Now he'lll be spending﻿ his eternity in hell while I go piss on his grave.|mxc82, again, another YouTube comment on one of A-Log's older videos, referring to Bob's death.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Mostly because I was hoping the video would end with him getting shot dead. by the [[Ruckersville]] [[Jerkops|police]]. You can imagine how disappointed I am to find him still alive and kicking when the video is over.|CKO92 on YouTube, reacting over the [[CWC_Lego_Manchester_High_School_Oct_18_2013|Lego High School]] video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote| You fucking brony piece of shit, go kill yourself. If i was your mother i would have an abortion.﻿|randomletters on the Lego High School video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Chris Chan u are the single worst human being who ever live. If it wasn't for u fellow autistics and [[Sonichu|Sonic OC]] creators like me would be respected by the world. What you have done is unforgivable. I hope [[Barb]]﻿ dies and you spend the last minutes of your life crying about how your a pathetic failure fuck you|OfficialSteroidHedgy, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I hope you are ashamed that a retarded autistic person (just like yourself) killed 20 innocent kids....all autistic people should be wiped from the earth and aborted before birth since you are all evil i wish the worst fates that heaven and hell can bring upon you and﻿ all the other autistic pieces of shit like you|RealReplyGirl4Ever, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account- comparing Chris to [[wikipedia:Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting|a man who shot up an elementary school]] and advocating genocide.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Guess whose house burned down today. CHRIS-CHAN!|Bad Webcomics Wiki, gloating on their Facebook Page about [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chris's house burning down]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|HAHAHAHAHA|A response by the Bad Webcomics Wiki when a troll calls them out for the above.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Sadly, yes.|Another post from the Bad Webcomics Wiki's Facebook Page, when told that Chris survived the fire.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Words cannot adequately describe my '''utterly''' all-encompassing hatred and disgust for the grotesque entity that is Christian Weston Chandler. You Christian, are a shamelessly gruesome, inhuman monster. Everything you do and say only adds to your, almost incomprehensibly massive, list of atrocities. Were I to load up http://www.sonichu.com or some other Chris-Chan-related news source and saw that you finally died a death which properly corresponded to what you've inflicted upon this world, it would be the happiest day of my life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Happiest. Day. Of. My. Life.﻿|ephewe, on [[I Love You, Catherine]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Listen, you fat, autistic piece of shit. I've tolerated you so far because you're going to be my new neighbor, but this is the last straw. You traipse around your yard carrying blow up dolls and singing awkwardly, not to mention I can constantly hear you screaming at your mother. I am serious considering finishing cleaning this lot and selling this property to someone better equipped to handle someone like you. I was well within the city ordinances with this controlled brush burn. Also, if I see any other videos of me on my lot portraying me in a negative light, I will take up a libel suit with you.|Mac Slims, trying much too hard to pretend to be Chris's neighbor.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|God I fucking hate this piece of shit. I hope he dies.﻿|JAZZ HANDS, on the [[26 December 2014|GameStop assault]] video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Why the fuck is he still alive!?&lt;br /&gt;
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God, I mean, the guy looks ridiculous, he is also racist and an anti-social idiot that attacks people for no reason, and now he's a fucking burglar!? What's next, he will become the next Hitler?﻿|Rafael Gutierrez, on the GameStop assault video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Yes people, THIS is the person Chris's trolls have been whiteknighting and pussing out on trolling because hes &amp;quot;had enough done to him&amp;quot; seriously, give me a break, this guy is an asshole and deserves anything that happens to him because its his OWN DAMN FAULT|TheMojoCorps, on the GameStop assault video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|shut up you fatass faggot. go jump off a cliff and die.|Boner Dix, responding to a YouTube comment left by Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Why can't this fucking freak of nature just die already?!!?!|Gogol ginn, on &amp;quot;The Best of Chris-Chan, Vol. 1&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|One of these days, someone is going to beat the shit out of Chris and I will not have an ounce of pity for him. I am actually surprised that the people of Ruckersville haven't gotten together to run Chris and Barb out of town.﻿﻿﻿|Red Roja, in a [[wikipedia:NationStates|NationStates Forum]] thread about Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Someone strangle this fucker to death. Please.|Darkside780 on [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I just saw a semi-censored version. WHO THE FUCK MAKES THESE KINDS OF VIDS? He's acting like a retard and at the same time running around naked. I wish this man a slow, painful, death. I don't care about the lulz he gives us. This man is disturbing,creepy, and should not be allowed to join society.|thesideshowman212 on [[CWCFlyingElephants]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Proof perfect that autists should be dumped in the nearest alligator pit when their condition becomes apparent.|GalVorbak on the [[Sign Destruction Video]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|&amp;lt;poem&amp;gt;Whatever happened to predictability?&lt;br /&gt;
This crazy manchild doing weird shit each week.&lt;br /&gt;
Now he's left the internet, someone tell me please,&lt;br /&gt;
When will he die so I can throw a party?&lt;br /&gt;
Bob's as mean as I've ever seen&lt;br /&gt;
and Barbara's still coddling him&lt;br /&gt;
We've manipulated him for so damn long,&lt;br /&gt;
He's like an autistic sim,&lt;br /&gt;
Every time you look (everywhere),&lt;br /&gt;
There's a tard (There's a tard),&lt;br /&gt;
A retard to bully,&lt;br /&gt;
Every time you look (everywhere)&lt;br /&gt;
There's that face (dead-eyed stare),&lt;br /&gt;
To troll and to annoy.&amp;lt;/poem&amp;gt;|videogamenostalgia, ruining what could've been a clever parody with (arguably) unnecessary hostility, on [[FullHouse]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|I'd like to see someone argue that all human beings are worthy of life after watching chris's videos|xXJakethesnake117Xx, on [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|ugh i hope chris chan dies a painful death i mean i think he makes the japanese look like stero-types.|evil-vivianne, on the CWC Soundboard on DeviantART}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|Chris, put up a pay per view where you cut your duck and balls off. People will definitly pay $100 to see it.﻿|YouTuber Henry Panfil, on [[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]], because [[chris and anger|comments like]] [[death threats|this]] don't make you [[weening|more autistic than Chris]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|This is so much more than hilarious, this autistic pig got exactly what he deserved for thinking he could ever fit in with normal humans. Autism is a disease that needs to be purged out from this world, what a disgusting pile of shit this freak is. He got exactly what he had coming﻿|Vunter, on the [[documentary]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|He needs to be chemically castrated and put into a forced labor camp. [[Nazis|Sonichu macht frei]]﻿﻿﻿|darknessviking1, on a fan video of [[Send Me to Too Many Games Convention]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weening]], another type of failed trolling, and a key aspect of A-Logging&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Hirtes]], a prominent A-Log&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]], a more recent example of how A-logging Chris has backfired&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20191224005915/http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Anthony_'A-Log'_LoGatto Archive of Anthony &amp;quot;A-Log&amp;quot; LoGatto's article on Encyclopedia Dramatica, including a list of similarities to Chris.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/GeorgieBoyReturns YouTube: The A-Log Archive]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.forcesofgeek.com/2012/04/log-man-in-mirror.html An article from Forces of Geek about A-Log, and a more in-depth look on A-Logging.]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;:''This article is about Chris's criminal offenses. For the Warrant in Debt civil offenses, see [[Debt]]. For Chris's personal views on legislation, see [[Chris and politics]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|And after the Damn Unrequited Arrests and Dogpilings I’ve had to also endure from Albermarle County Police, I Kicked His Car five times. I have always wanted to do damage Back at them for YEARS, and it finally happened, and it felt so karma-level zen and good.|Chris's reaction to the Albemarle police investigating a fender-bender accident he caused&amp;lt;ref name=kick&amp;gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris always keeps a watchful eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal his already-stolen characters.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Laws''' are rules established by a society to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by [[Jerkop|law enforcement]] and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.&lt;br /&gt;
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For [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless [[Love Quest|quest]] for [[china]] and a weapon with which to threaten his real and supposed [[trolls|enemies]].&lt;br /&gt;
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As of 2018, Chris has seven misdemeanors – three from hitting [[Michael Snyder]] with his car, one from macing the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]], two from failing to acquire proper tags for his [[Dog|dogs]], and trespassing after being forbidden from the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] – which resulted in him being placed on the [[Therapeutic Docket]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Virginia is under a {{w|three-strikes law}} – which usually means if someone is brought in a third time for a felony/misdemeanor, the sentence if found guilty, is more severe than usual (in some states, the sentence is life in prison). The rules for this law vary by the states that implement it, some having several &amp;quot;Three Strikes&amp;quot; laws. Seeing as how Chris has served only a small amount of jail time despite several misdemeanors, he may not fall under this category. But, since the law in Virginia seems to say a third time ''violent'' offenders will receive harsh sentencing (and Chris appears to have two – hitting Michael and pepper-spraying), only time will tell if this comes into effect when Chris receives his sentence for [[incest]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Ironically, in Chris's birth year of 1982, Virginia passed a law that would protect citizens from dangerous repeat offenders. Unfortunately, they could not protect Michael from being run over, the Yellow Shirt Foe from being pepper-sprayed, countless innocent women from being stalked and harassed, and his [[Barb|mother]] being raped by her own son – all things Chris has done.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Understanding==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the [[Jerkop|police]] came in June of [[2008]], and nothing has sunken into that [[Hello, Juffalo|clown head]] of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=6odVsyr3I40]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (the video is fine, but that comment is no longer present as of Jun 2014)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]]'s usual solution to law enforcement.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best, and dangerously [[naïve]] at worst. Chris legitimately believes trolling is illegal. He regularly threatens internet [[trolls]] with legal action and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&amp;amp;A|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian Gee]] and her entire family because of her creating the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-President [[George W. Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even poorly attempted to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1997405266&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead link as of Jun. 2014)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and has attempted to contact the former President, [[Barack Obama]], to stop people from posting gay ads on the CWCipedia. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' should be enforced ''in real life''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, particularly when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Target]], he saw nothing wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting hanky-panky]]. Chris often remarks that his [[Virgin with rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally screaming &amp;quot;NOOOOOOO!&amp;quot; loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;The Rise &amp;amp; Fall of My Heart&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Self-contradictory as ever, though, Chris's disregard of many laws does not stop him from rigidly observing others, often with completely skewed priority: In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the speed limit – while on his way to confront [[Liquid Chris]] and assault him with a [[Megatron pistol|deadly weapon]]. In a [[May 2010]] video, Chris states that he believes a man who brutally beat his girlfriend to death with his bare hands deserved twenty years in prison for his crimes, which is just twice the penalty he wants for [[Tobacky|smoking one cigarette]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[05142010]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, Chris has very little respect for those who enforce the law:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, and [[lie]] to people who are simply doing their jobs. And, of course, as any rational person would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause (or effect).&lt;br /&gt;
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The correspondence with Jackie revealed that in the trial on the Target incident, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the TCG gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In reality, the court probably acquitted him either on a technicality or insufficient evidence. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as &amp;quot;Soliciting&amp;quot;, whereas the actual charge was &amp;quot;Disorderly Conduct&amp;quot;; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of interesting note, is that contrary to Chris's [[Women's rights|general]] [[Homos|political]] [[Niggos|views]], he seems to be in favor – or at least accepting – of gun control legislation.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Whether or not he has a firm understanding of what he's saying, we'll likely never know.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, Chris seems to have a ''very'' skewed view of the idea of &amp;quot;self-defense&amp;quot;, which is exemplified with the acquisition of pepper spray. Pepper spray, like most defensive weapons, should be used as a last resort, to keep people from attacking you. As seen with the [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]], Chris uses it as a means to keep anyone he doesn't like away. Using that event as an example, the man he sprayed wasn't even near him and Chris decided to spray a quick spritz on his chest without any provocation. It got worse when, days later, he began a commotion in a [[Walmart]] using the device. To Chris, it's the ultimate troll and [[jerkop]] deterrent, when in actuality, he's waving around assault charges on a stick.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
The following is a list of incidents Chris has had with the law. This list may not be complete; in a telephone conversation with [[Ivy]] in 2009, [[Bob]] told her that Chris had in the past six or seven incidents with the law,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;amp;A#The end]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and yet this article lists only three incidents that precede 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2004===&lt;br /&gt;
On 11 September [[2004]], Chris was detained at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over several months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2005===&lt;br /&gt;
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Disorderly Conduct&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and trespassing&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Trespassing&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; at Target, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After 2 hearings,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Disorderly Conduct&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Trespassing&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.&lt;br /&gt;
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5 days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Following Too Close&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:20050728-GT05011195-00.png|Following too close, 28 July 2005]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2010===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's various run-ins at [[The GAMe PLACe]] have resulted in the cops being called on him a couple of times. At least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he trespassed on the property, though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris made yet another pilgrimage to The GAMe PLACe. Chris was armed with his camera, and while Mike was concerned that Chris wanted pictures of his daughter for [[Mass debating|disturbing reasons]], Chris maintains that he merely wanted a picture of Mike [[Death threats|for use as]] [[CWC is Angry|a dartboard]] – still disturbing, but in entirely different ways. Chris was caught in the parking lot despite trying to run away and was questioned by the police, who made him delete the pictures he had taken and told him to quit his shit. Chris made his [[6 June 2010]] video in response to these events.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2011===&lt;br /&gt;
In a [[May 2011]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] post, Chris said that he has begun to use the ladies' restroom at his local mall while dressed in drag; he recounts an incident in which ''&amp;quot;a woman complains and tattles on me, and a [[JERK|stereotypical Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. [sic] When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me.&amp;quot;'' This supposed brute male may or may not have been with mall security.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his [[Calling Out|3 new videos]] posted after an 8-month-long hiatus from YouTube he tries to do something which some viewers of ''The Chandler Show'' believe to be blackmail. Chris admitted it by typing word ''blackmail'' in tags for last of them; however, trolls hoping for a lawsuit [[saga]] shouldn't get their hopes up, because it's unlikely any of the trolls threatened by it would want to report him, given that they've all been trying to get him back onto the internet for months and wouldn't want to drive him off again. Not to mention Chris probably doesn't have anything on them at all. Note that under Virginia law, his demands are more likely to be considered extortion (still a class five felony) rather than blackmail.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the same video, Chris also point-blank accused Mike of molesting his daughter, all while admitting that he doesn't have any concrete proof of his allegation. Given how prone he is to accuse others of slandering him (like pointing out his bad qualities that are extremely evident to everyone but Chris), Chris's accusations are very hypocritical. If Mike did want to sue Chris in civil court, he would indeed have a case against him as Chris's allegations are textbook defamation. However, it's questionable what Snyder would win in litigation, aside from a [[PlayStation 3]] and numerous children's [[toys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[28 October 2011]], Chris ended up in the worst possible scenario, netting a felony charge and 2 misdemeanors in what appears to be a ''3rd'' attempt to enter the GAMe PLACe, although all charges were reduced to misdemeanors upon sentencing.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a direct result of his 28 October 2011 run-in with Michael Snyder, Chris had found both himself and [[Barb|his mother]] on the receiving end of a civil suit. Having been sentenced to community service and put under probation, and being charged with paying Snyder's medical bills, this may very well have been the first time that he has felt ramifications for his accusations and threats. However, it is much more likely that he simply [[Chris and his Ego|doesn't care]] or still feels as if he were the [[Kick the Autistic|real victim]] in all of this.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2012===&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 [[February 2012]], it was revealed on his [[Facebook]] that Chris no longer has respect for ''any'' sort of law enforcement after the events of 28 October 2011, officially deeming everyone who upholds the law a Jerkop. At the same time, he revealed another encounter with the boys in blue that day. As he attempted to pass out fliers while at the mall, encouraging others to stay away from the GAMe PLACe, two Jerkops (or as Chris puts it, &amp;quot;a Jerkop and an accomplice&amp;quot;) approached him. Despite the officers simply wanting to talk to him and letting him know he wasn't in any trouble, Chris's paranoia kicked in and he ran. While the story Chris gives seems to hint that the officers just wanted to tell him to knock off the distribution of fliers, Chris believed otherwise, citing that one of them called out his name and making him think they wanted to post another encounter with him on the Internet. He escaped by diving into a Mitsubishi, most likely replacing the dying piece of scrap that is [[Son-Chu]], and driving off.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 12 [[April 2012]], Chris [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|announced the loss of his virginity]], giving off strong hints that he had slept with a hired prostitute. He all but [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|confirmed this]] on 1 May, when he said that he &amp;quot;found her on the backpage&amp;quot;, most likely meaning that he found it on the website Backpage.com, a Craiglist clone shut down by the FBI that also solicited prostitutes – Chris's prostitute was codenamed [[Mia Hamm]], as seen on the website. In the state of Virginia, this constitutes a Class 1 Misdemeanor and is therefore illegal. It is unknown whether or not Chris is aware of this, but it's very likely that if he is, he simply doesn't care.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 28 April 2012, Chris revealed another incident in the mall. Before his Facebook note on 30 [[March 2012]], Chris got into a shouting match with a troll on his cell phone at the mall. The shouting did not go unnoticed, and Chris bolted once security was called in. On 25 April, Chris received a ban from the mall,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! &amp;gt;8D]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; though it is unknown if it was for that incident or an incident that happened between those two dates.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 10 [[July 2012]], Chris was arraigned in court for the 28 October 2011 incident. After calling Snyder a &amp;quot;thieving liar&amp;quot; in the courtroom, Chris was sentenced to community service and put under one-year probation. He was also ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2013===&lt;br /&gt;
In September 2013, Chris committed an act of vandalism (an arrestable offense) by defacing a [[HEXbox]] One display at a Walmart but got off easy by merely just being banned from the store. Given his furious reaction to this and his track record with a certain store owner who also did the same, it remains to be seen if Chris would follow up on his threat to have his revenge. Also, much like his tantrum at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] in 2005, Chris was confronted by a jerkop at a local restaurant after scratching a woman's car with his, and screaming out loud in public. Chris claimed he was [[Chris and religion|cursing God for all his misfortune recently]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===2014===&lt;br /&gt;
On 29 [[March 2014]], a report surfaced on the [[CWCki Forums]] saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from [[Best Buy]]. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but [[Kim]] confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2014 Facebook Posts#Rumour]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[26 December 2014]], Chris vandalized a Sonic Boom display in GameStop in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] and was forced out due to a previous ban, but not before he attacked a staff member with pepper spray who was calling security. By the 28th, he was confirmed to have been jailed.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2015===&lt;br /&gt;
Throughout most of 2015, Chris behaved himself, presumably because his sojourn to the jailhouse was fresh in his memory. His punishment for the pepper spray incident was eventually decided (after '''seven''' hearings) in October – a very light sentence of a three-figure fine and a six-month prison sentence that he won't have to serve unless he breaks the law again during probation.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2016===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Dogcourtcase2.png|Chris fined – No county dog tag 2&lt;br /&gt;
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On July 1 of this year, Chris finally paid his $541.00 fine from his 2014/2015 court hearing. His probation also appears to have ended earlier in the year in April.&lt;br /&gt;
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In August, Chris was fined $121 by Greene County for two charges, each misdemeanors, of failing to acquire dog tag and rabies licenses for his and [[Barbara]]'s dogs, [[Clover and Snoopy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In November, Chris made several death threats against President [[Pmurt|Trump]]. He is blissfully unaware that threatening the President or President-elect is one of the few restrictions on freedom of speech in America, and could land Chris with a fine and/or up to five years in prison.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2018===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The manager of [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] threw a damned, Late Trespassing notice against me while I was there a few weeks ago. That is all; caught me in a trap like at the [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]], except I didn't go to freaking jail, okay?|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/recKB&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:DocketComplete.png|thumb|Charlottesville takes over the case for the Therapeutic Docket.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In March, Chris was charged with Trespass after Forbidden,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Christine Chandler Trespass After Forbidden charge, 23 March 2018.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a misdemeanor count. The offense occurred on 23 March and was filed under the Albemarle Traffic/Criminal Court.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris repeatedly signed his name as &amp;quot;[[Chris Chan Sonichu]]&amp;quot; on court documents, despite it not being his legal name, though no action was taken by court staff on the matter.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/aZ2DC&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris was represented by a public defender. After several continuances, the court decided to direct Chris to a court-diversion program, the [[Therapeutic Docket]], for nine months as an alternative to a jail sentence. The trespass case was transferred to Charlottesville's jurisdiction on 10 July to supervise the Docket check-ins, until Chris graduated from the Docket on 23 April 2019, resulting in the court dismissing his trespass charge.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2019===&lt;br /&gt;
23 April saw the early end of Chris's [[Therapeutic Docket]] and the dismissal of his Trespassing after Forbidden charge.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [[Trolls#Chris the troll|trolled himself]] again on 5 August, when he absent-mindedly hit someone else's vehicle with [[Son-Chu]]. [[Jerkops|Police]] soon came to him and his mother about it; [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was more involved with the situation at hand, while Chris soothed himself by kicking the police car several times before the police left. Fortunately for Chris, he was not penalized.&amp;lt;ref name=kick&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===2021===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Incest|August 2021 Arrest and Court Case}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|he said he was dating this girl for months,m this 72 year old lady [...] he said he wanted to confess something to me and i suspected it bc he said it was illegal|[[Bella]] on Chris telling her about his [[incest]]uous relationship with his mother.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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One of the darkest events in Christory happened this year, which might potentially spell the end of the tale of Chris Chan as we know it.&lt;br /&gt;
A series of events so controversial and massive, that they caused this very wiki to crash due to the event persistently trending on [[Twitter]] (amusingly even overtaking the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Summer_Olympics Olympic Games] for a time), overrunning this site's servers with traffic alongside the ongoing DDOS attacks against [[Kiwi Farms]], of which this site shares a server.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 July 2021, audio leaked of Chris and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]], where he had casually admitted to repeatedly having sex with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] since late June. (Chris also indicated that Barb was confused, telling him to stop at times, so one can safely call it [[Chris and sex#Rape|rape]] since Barb has been speculated to suffer from dementia, meaning that she is not in a state where she's able to consent.) Bella played along for several minutes, pretending to approve of Chris's new habit so she could record more information. Meanwhile, another leak from [[Null]] (a financial benefactor and confidant of Chris's) from around the same time indicated that Chris purchased a book about romancing the disabled, meaning that he was planning to have an affair with Barb.&lt;br /&gt;
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After hundreds of people contacted the police as a result of the leaks, authorities conducted a [[welfare check]] on Barb and issued an Emergency Protective Order on Chris on the following day, essentially a temporary restraining order that would last around a week, prohibiting access to Barbara and [[14 Branchland Court|his home]] until 5 August 2021. (Chris's neighbours took care of their pets after both Chandlers were taken from their home.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Made temporarily homeless by this turn of events, Chris decided to make matters even worse for himself by committing yet another crime; he stole $750 from Barbara's bank account to pay for hotel accommodations (and alleviate ''his negative bank balance'' at the time), which left him about $550 after the latter fact, before shelling out $384 for the hotel and wasting most of the remaining money on toys ([[Chris and Money|because ''of course'' he fucking did]]), leaving him with next to nothing yet again (around $1.38 according to Null). This crime, however would land Chris in much hotter water than the many other times he stole from his parents: after discovering what Chris had done and being lied to about it during the confrontation, Null immediately cut ties and washed his hands of Chris, and proceeded to shut down the GoFundMe page intended to aid him on his planned trip to [[Everfree Northwest]] ([[List of places that have banned Chris|who banned him from entry after learning about the news]]), and refunding everyone involved. It should be noted that Chris had intended to use some of the funds to pay back his mother once they cleared, but, as stated before, he took the funds without permission and in violation of the Protective Order, which is, at the very least, a strong case for a theft charge to be laid on him later.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's [[Patreon]], due to the scandal, also came under review, leaving many to speculate that it would most likely see deletion on top of his long-term [[Chris and negligence|neglect]] of the page and his subscribers. Sure enough, on 2 August 2021, his account was terminated.&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to his eventual arrest for the crimes he had committed, he may also lose his precious tugboat and the controversy has significantly reduced all donations from his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], meaning that over the course of a weekend, Chris had single-handedly ruined all of his avenues of income, which will undoubtedly [[Financhu Crisis|spell disaster for his household]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Oddly enough ([[Chris and reality|or perhaps due to his enhanced delusions]]), Chris remained in seemingly good spirits during his arrest. &lt;br /&gt;
Despite this arrest being far more major than anything else he has previously been charged for and potentially ruining his life, Chris did not resist arrest and even disturbingly stated that being frisked by one of the [[Jerkops|officers]] [[Homos|felt good]] before being taken away. He also noted that the [[Dimensional Merge]] was in the process of happening, which is likely why he believes that he can weasel his way out of this somehow.&lt;br /&gt;
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As of this writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of [[incest]], as well as further charges yet to be identified. He was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arraignment arraigned] on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 16 September, likely making matters worse by interrupting the court proceedings to beg for his toys. The trial for 16 September was continued to 18 November, apparently for more time to evaluate Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's parents and law==&lt;br /&gt;
It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem.&lt;br /&gt;
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* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the Autistic|discrimination]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 18]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* When Chris threw a tantrum that required him to be restrained, Bob attempted to ''sue the school for restraining him''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://208.210.219.132/stars/mainmenu.jsp;jsessionid=0000XHMY2MEVFIV0HN4N1CX0EQA:ulnfn1uq], case 0438-94-2&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* When [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but as usual never followed through).&lt;br /&gt;
* When [[Snorlax]] thought she had indigestion, she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese establishment the food came from. When it turned out to be [[Wikipedia:colitis|colitis]], she dropped the subject.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Barb and Bob had their absurd case against Greene County used against them, their first reaction was to run to another county.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Greene County Conspiracy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* When [[Asperchu|Alec]] called the Chandler household posing as [[The GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Noble, Bob and Barb claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was &amp;quot;not illegal&amp;quot;. This came after threatening to sue Mimms and Lucas for doing exactly that.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Matthew Noble call&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* During that same call, Bob will not countenance the idea that an individual can be prohibited from private property, saying, &amp;quot;it's a business place,&amp;quot; which has no bearing on private property laws.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Matthew Noble call&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* On 28 October 2011, Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident but also felony assault on a police officer, an extremely foolish crime that a remotely sensible person would never commit due to the serious consequences attached to it (mandatory minimum of six months' imprisonment on conviction); however, the recent death of her husband, her age, her bad health and her hopeless, dependent clod of a son seem to have helped elicit her some clemency.&lt;br /&gt;
*On 10 [[July 2012]], Barb was arraigned in court for her participation in the 28 October 2011 incident. She was sentenced to community service and served two-year probation.&lt;br /&gt;
*On 31st [[July 2021]] Chris was arrested with the charge of incest instead of rape, meaning that Barb may have been lucid during the events, whether this means she will also be charged with the crime of [[incest]] remains unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris believes the police in real life are corrupt, and sees them in the same light as he sees the Jerkops in his comic – the Jerkops act as a stand-in for police who wronged him, and are portrayed as being impostors with no legal authority (probably indicating that Chris does not recognize real policemen as legitimate authority). In light of these things, Chris has his spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], smoking and internet harassment involve physical violence, including a &amp;quot;Kick in the Teeth&amp;quot;, which Chris inexplicably portrays as a punch in the first and only of his supposed series of Q&amp;amp;A videos.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 [[December 2009]], Chris orated about a law he wanted to be made to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using the ad space he paid for:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already [[CWC-ism|Snail-Mailed]] President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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As one can see, Chris is seeking the direct intervention of the president of his country and beseeching him to [[Chris and reality|outlaw advertisements he doesn't like.]] Aside from the fact that Obama himself couldn't have done anything about this, the fact is that Chris was mandated by law to display the ads Jack paid to display. Chris should have written to his congressman about this rather than the president, but either way, he would have received no response.&lt;br /&gt;
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This attitude is also reflected in his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|More than a decade ago]], she put a stop to Chris [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting sex]] on her campus. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|War ensued]] and Chris received a well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his behaviour]]. Six years later, in [[2009]], Chris decided it was time to make peace. He went to her office and left her a [[:File:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|&amp;quot;Framed Hand-Drawn Apology&amp;quot;]] on her doorstep out of the blue.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Her reaction was to file a trespassing notice. Chris disastrously believed that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to the sender, he wasn't liable for it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 26]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Thankfully, Chris didn't trespass again.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for [[JERKS|men]] to ever show their [[Reldnahc|bare chest]] (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, presumably disregarding [[women]], [[Homos|gay men]] and boxing enthusiasts), and two, he wants to [[Women's rights|force all women]] in any kind of relationship to wear rings (purely for his benefit of course), thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the aftermath of distancing himself from the Internet, Chris began to formulate a new law, the &amp;quot;Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing,&amp;quot; starting with his second [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]], [[Don'tGetTrolled!]]. The details are unknown, but Chris essentially wants to make so that online, nobody can ever speak negatively of anybody else under threat of prosecution. There do exist laws against cyber-crime and online harassment but these laws vary by country (and concern rather more serious deeds than drawing [[Rosechu]] with a dick), and so even if Chris's law were somehow implemented federally, only his fellow USA residents would be held accountable. Chris is failing to comprehend that people besides Americans use the internet, or worse, assuming the entire world can be held to the USA's laws.&lt;br /&gt;
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==In CWCville==&lt;br /&gt;
During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris was told that [[Jamsta]] Sonichu had been put on trial for molesting [[Punchy]]. Chris didn't want Jamsta to suffer in jail as he had, so he tried using his psychic powers to talk to the [[CWCville]] judge to convince him to release Jamsta, regardless of the crime he had committed. The Idea Guys informed him that the judge was unconvinced since Chris was no longer mayor, so Chris then turned his attention to the jurors. This worked but sparked a city-wide riot.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:0862-Cwcville11.JPG|right|thumb|[[CWCville]] used to have a police station, but no more.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The law, such as it is, in the comics is a horrifying totalitarianism where anybody anywhere is subject to the whims of a dictator. In CWCville, Chris is &amp;quot;mayor&amp;quot; (read: god-king) and has banned many things in his city. Smoking or drinking alcohol would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a US$1,500 fine (which Chris [[Chris and money|considers an equally bad punishment]]). CWCville has its own currency (despite being nothing more than a small city) and why fines are levied in USD is unknown.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Importing tobacco or alcohol incurs a greater punishment than murder or rape.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Rosechus often congregate to &amp;quot;protest&amp;quot; for women's rights. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the United States (and thus subject to its federal laws), as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot – some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance. However there are {{w|Ecuador|foreign}} {{w|Zimbabwe|countries}} in the real world that use USD.), but CWCville has its currency and its own set of &amp;quot;laws&amp;quot;, the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that – a sovereign state, on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though and believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated &amp;quot;[[dating education|Dating Education]]&amp;quot; classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to &amp;quot;stay straight&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[List of Sonichu characters#Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] in the series and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and violent anarchy. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] seems to reveal that there are three sets of &amp;quot;other&amp;quot; protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In conversation with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris revealed that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks which he uses as a &amp;quot;Police Force&amp;quot;, and all his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy immunity from prosecution and are above the law.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Add this to the fact that Chris cannot be deposed as mayor (&amp;quot;there [[Chris and English|is]] no elections&amp;quot;) and the fact that the police and a fleet of superpowered goons obey anything Chris demands of them, and it paints a very frightening picture. According to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] mentally scans the city perimeters for any sexual acts, and reports any [[homos|homosexual]] activity to the authorities. The participants are then &amp;quot;tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Apparently in CWCville, the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution]] does not apply in matters of personal sexual choice, and neither does the [[wikipedia:Lawrence v. Texas|U.S. Supreme Court ruling]] finding sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even though Chris's deranged laws exist only within his city-state-country-whatever of CWCville, he exacts his deranged fury unto people whether they're actually in his jurisdiction or not. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] shows four distinct crimes committed outside of CWCville: the destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building, the murder of over one hundred alleged &amp;quot;trolls&amp;quot; in said destruction, breaking and entering, and destroying Internet files and property. There was no evidence to suggest that this act of mass murder was even investigated by the authorities, and the comic portrays this act of [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorism]] as Chris and his goons heroically defeating a gang of criminals.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris may be able to murder without being reprimanded, but of course, this doesn't apply to everyone. Following the death of [[Simonla]], the culprits ([[Alec]], [[Mao]], [[Sean]] and [[Evan]]) are subjected to a show trial, and given no defense attorney by the state (violating the [[Wikipedia:Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Sixth Amendment]]) forcing Sean to act as their lawyer despite being [[Tobacky|high as a kite]]. There is no solid evidence presented for the murder charge, aside from the Voltorb remote (which the prosecutor never tried to prove belonged to them) and wholly unreliable &amp;quot;psychic evidence&amp;quot; extracted by Magi-Chan. When they're railroaded and found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged'' (read: murdered brutally by cartoon characters), in a gross violation of the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Eighth Amendment]] forbidding cruel and unusual punishment.&lt;br /&gt;
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Demonstrating Chris's limited understanding of trials (as his knowledge of trials stems purely from television), the kangaroo court integrates both elements of civil and criminal trials. The Asperpedia Four are not only prosecuted for murder by a [[Marvey Blaziken|state attorney]], as per a criminal trial, but also charged with defamation of character, libel, and copyright infringement (as well as several charges such as &amp;quot;profanity to the max&amp;quot; that would hold no water in an actual court) by Chris and his cohorts, as per a civil trial. Surely enough, Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu are sitting in a benchmarked &amp;quot;PLAINTIF&amp;quot; [sic]. That both civil and criminal charges are included in one trial not only demonstrates a poor understanding of the courtroom process but is further proof that Chris considers &amp;quot;slanderous mockeries&amp;quot; and other torts on par with major crimes such as murder and assault. To add to the equation, one cannot be given a death sentence (or any sentence, for that matter) for being guilty in a civil trial, but in the Asperpedia Four trial, civil charges are the primary reason for the death sentence. In summary, the CWCville court system is a constitutional nightmare that violates multiple articles and amendments and has no concept of due process. One must wonder why it is allowed to exist within the borders of the U.S.&lt;br /&gt;
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Were it not obvious by now, any semblance of law in CWCville exists solely to further the wishes of its tyrannical (and murderous) creator god.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and copyright]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Debt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jerkop]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Manajerks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Parody]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Therapeutic Docket]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;:''For the video where Chris talks about the merge, see [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Damn Dimension [[1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, after New Year's 2019, disappointed when our reality did not merge with Sonichu's&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2019 social media posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[The] Dimension Merge [...] is completed; All that remains of Universe 1218 is the failing Earth, Period.|Chris, coping with being sent to [[August_2021_Arrest_and_Court_Case|jail]] for over two months.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall, 2018.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''Dimensional Merge''' (also referred to as the '''Collective Shift''')&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2021 social media posts#Ego]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is an escapist fantasy and [[coping]] mechanism for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest attempt at avoiding [[reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems|living like a child]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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The Merge is an event in which Chris believes that &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]]&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]]&amp;quot; (respectively, the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality]]. Chris is convinced that he is the designated liaison of the event and will become a [[Chris and religion|deity]] as a result, giving the appearance of a doomsday cult leader. First announced in [[October 2018]], the Dimensional Merge's beginning on 18 November 2018,&amp;lt;ref name=mergebegins&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064201575994982400&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; aligning with the 40th anniversary of the {{w|Jonestown|Jonestown mass suicide}}, revealed it to be a [[troll]] fabrication. &lt;br /&gt;
The Merge was expected to take place by the end of [[December 2018]]. Naturally, when New Year's came and went, Chris began backpedaling but remained insistent that the Merge would occur. On 29 December 2020, Chris tried again at claiming that the merge was happening&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as a coping mechanism for the cancellation of the 2021 [[BABSCon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Trolls had put the idea of the Dimensional Merge into Chris's head, and have encouraged it ever since. A [[Teen Troon Squad]] member claimed the idea to have originated with the [[Idea Guys]], but added, &amp;quot;we discouraged the idea at first&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4149788/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; implying that they later began encouraging Chris to believe. In the months since then, several [[weens]] and [[enablers]] have also pretended to believe in the Merge, enabling Chris and trying to win him over. As the default latching-on point for trolls and the dominant meta-[[saga]] in Chris's life at present, the Dimensional Merge has replaced the classic [[Love Quest]] after its [[polyamorous marriage|surreal conclusion]] in early [[2018]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|thumb|x250px|right|Reality, according to Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of one or more alternative universes, where every fictional character lives. He first alluded to this belief during a January 2010 [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] in which he told Leary that [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] would surely have negative feelings about his [[Asperger syndrome|own name]] and repeatedly called Leary “[[naïve]]” for explaining that Asperchu is ''not'' a living, sentient creature who lives in another universe and can independently generate his own thoughts. This is most likely one of the things Chris has [[Things Chris has ripped off|learned]] from [[Chris and television|television]]. More specifically, he offered the 1988 animated comedy film ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' to Leary as evidence for a “toon world” inhabited by every “published or unpublished” cartoon character.&lt;br /&gt;
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From then up to the Dimensional Merge saga, Chris has increasingly believed that the fictitious city of [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] were real, embracing their alleged existence as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with &amp;quot;Magi-Chan&amp;quot; at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension. In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the &amp;quot;dimension number&amp;quot; of &amp;quot;this Earth&amp;quot;. McGuire responded with &amp;quot;Earth 1218&amp;quot;, and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses &amp;quot;1218&amp;quot; to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over the summer and fall of 2018, Chris met with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], people who gave him [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|weed]], pretended to be possessed by Sonichu characters and that the universes would merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris believes that he is wealthy in [[CWCville]], and that when the dimensions merge, he will have access to his [[money]] there and he will be able to pay off his current, real-world debts. He has asked to borrow money from people, claiming he will pay back ten times the amount once the merge concludes, not realizing he sounds like a more autistic version of the {{w|Advance-fee scam|Nigerian Prince Scam}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 8 October, Chris tweeted:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Sometimes I just want to Give Up - but my Loves won't Let Me. If people could help us here, in This World, Monetarily, we would be Okay. I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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He followed up on 23 October with:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|When the worlds merge I will have access to TONS of savings in Cwcville. It is a lot of money; indeed. 10:1 is my repayment rate!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 24 [[September 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Second Round Sub for unpaid debt, and on 23 [[October 2018]], Midland Funding followed suit. The case for the former was postponed to January, but the verdict on the Midland case was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 at 6% interest and $55 in court costs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Remarkably, he has done little begging in the wake of the lawsuits. This has surprised many, considering the immense amount of times he has groveled online for money in the years 2016-2018. He has instead chosen to stick his head in the sand and pretend that the Merge will solve all his problems for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Beliefs on the Merge==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.|[[Aly Hirschberg]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3862765/ announced] the event on 14 [[October 2018]]. On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled &amp;quot;[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]&amp;quot; where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its &amp;quot;sister dimension&amp;quot; C-197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:DimensionalMergeThanos.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he &amp;quot;absorbed the spiral seal&amp;quot; from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun&amp;lt;ref name=mergebegins&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore. &lt;br /&gt;
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In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ &amp;quot;psychic headaches&amp;quot;] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ &amp;quot;lightning powers&amp;quot;] and that the &amp;quot;millions of volts&amp;quot; of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can &amp;quot;touch and feel&amp;quot;] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]]. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.fo/QKq44&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===&lt;br /&gt;
On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quotebox|Hello everyone! It is I, Magi-Chan Sonichu. I read the password for this account from Chris' mind.&lt;br /&gt;
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As you all know, the merge will be happening soon.&lt;br /&gt;
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I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.&lt;br /&gt;
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The final stage of the merge will involve everyone in our universe disconnecting from your&lt;br /&gt;
universe. We will go silent. We must hibernate to tug the universes together.&lt;br /&gt;
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I have really enjoyed my time in your universe. I want to give thanks to my host body in your world, [redacted]. (Legal name: [redacted].) I want everyone to know what a&lt;br /&gt;
gracious host they were. Lukas and Christine and I (and some of our friends) had lots of fun&lt;br /&gt;
hanging out with Christine and smoking weed. We used to do it in their old house, but she just moved to a new house at [redacted]. I'm sad I won't be able to smoke weed there until after the merge. If you want to give Lukas a call to let her know how cool she is, she'd really appreciate it. Her number is [redacted].&lt;br /&gt;
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Her mother Tara raised a brilliant young person. Her mother is also very progressive. I mean, who would have the courage to let their child spend their time smoking weed with someone like Christine, who's nearly twice their age? A really brave mother, that's who.g&lt;br /&gt;
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Lukas is a really cool person. If you want to end up as brilliant as Lukas, you should also&lt;br /&gt;
spend a lot of time opening your mind by role playing and smoking weed with cool people&lt;br /&gt;
like Christine.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyhoo, praise be for my gracious host aside, here's how the merge will go down:&lt;br /&gt;
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* everyone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time&lt;br /&gt;
* we hibernate&lt;br /&gt;
* and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged&lt;br /&gt;
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Because of time dilation though, it will take a little bit longer in Earth 1218. By your human calendar in that universe, the merge should be complete by the end of 2038. 2018 here, 2038 in 1218.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 20 short years, you should start seeing manifestations of what you people so cynically call &amp;quot;fictional characters&amp;quot;. You might literally shit your panties when you see Bugs Bunny in real life! (But be polite, he looks a little rough. Makeup on television can work wonders.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Goodbye for now!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|200px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris later dismissed the news as fake.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|Chris proving the merge once and for all.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCville_Degeneration.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of CWCville after the merge.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, New Year's Eve of 2019 was an eagerly awaited moment as the final chance for the cataclysm to occur. In the early morning hours of 1 January 2019, Chris spoke out on Twitter in a New Year's address, explaining that the Merge had not happened on time due to &amp;quot;red tape&amp;quot;, betraying some internal bureaucracy in the process of becoming the goddess of 80s computers.&lt;br /&gt;
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He remained insistent that the event would still occur, adding in reassurances that the Sonichu-verse was still &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; to remind everyone of the Magi-chan doxxing's non-canon status.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured [[Arfoire]] in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because [[Honor Roll|I Know Better]], and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way.&lt;br /&gt;
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I still remain the [[CPU]] Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice.&lt;br /&gt;
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And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.&lt;br /&gt;
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For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The context behind Chris's aside about [[Jessica Quinn#Versus Idea Guy|Arfoire]] was revealed in screencaps [[Lukas]] leaked on [[/cow/]]. In them, a person purporting to be the Arfoire-possessed Jessica Quinn PMs Chris over Facebook, saying she had tricked Chris into believing in the Merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 1.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 2.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the attached post from Lukas&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q690962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; suggests that Lukas had been posing as Quinn in an attempt to pass the blame onto her:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the merge thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Chris stating that he would abstain from talking about the Merge online until further notice, he went on to mention it ''the following day'' while writing about the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Chris and health|health problems]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;quot;superpowers&amp;quot; that he got from it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1080537645162422272&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 January 2019, Chris said that he was awaiting further information on the merge, more indication that the entire merge event had been scripted and fed to him by trolls who were no longer in the picture. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Because of some deity-level red tape, it's delayed but it will happen soon enough. But don't make a big deal about it until I have more further information about it.|Chris, [[Jackson Dalton]] interview}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Particularly troubling about Chris's comment is that he wants more information in order to verify that his delusional thoughts are real. By admitting this, he highlighted a path for new trolls to get into his head, showing he failed to learn from the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Several eager weens rushed in to fill the gaps in Chris's ''knowledge'', though by mid-[[June 2019]], Chris had apparently become overwhelmed with these, and has since turned to other, [[Chris and his ego|more credible]] sources.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Continued hope in the merge===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dated}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dmcompletcard.jpg|thumb|The epitome of Chris's desperation in card form. Also, the one goal card that Chris will never win.]]&lt;br /&gt;
After the first deadline for the merge had passed, Chris remained optimistic that the merge would still happen at some point. While he was initially quiet about it, he began ramping up the rants about the merge again around spring. On 31 March, he tweeted:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1112426978458718208&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|The &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#DimensionMerge&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;=&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; 1C-211987. OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio blonde vampire in Egypt]]. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Several merge-related tweets followed in April, in which he claimed that people in Japan were seeing OCs&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Mergeprogress.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and blaming the Notre Dame church fire on a Pokémon.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-15-chris-spotted-at-target-he-tweets-that-a-pokemon-caused-notre-dame-fire.55479/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The events around this time give context for Chris's renewed interest in the merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Earlier in March 2019, after Chris was gifted a [[Nintendo Switch]], he developed an obsession with playing the augmented reality game ''[[Pokémon GO|Pokémon Go]]''. The game's premise revolves around using smartphones to see Pokémon characters in real-world settings, which coincides with Chris's beliefs about the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 2 April, Chris was sued for debt for the fourth time, further confirming the link between the merge and his financial problems.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]], who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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Beginning in summer 2019, Chris would emphasise more often that the Merge is already nearly done and would soon be completely finished, like an obscure sect leader struggling to explain to his followers after the fact why the Second Coming had not come when he calculated it should. On 13 [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he had been consulting with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus has been helping with the dimensional merge, which would be finished in the &amp;quot;near-coming days&amp;quot; – but without giving an actual set date. Chris also mentioned that Jesus has been preaching this at churches and in Pokémon gyms and yet needed Chris to help get the word out by posting to his [[Soft Exile|protected]] Twitter account.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Naturally, after indulging his fantasies on the matter, Chris begged for money.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[2019 Sales Listings#June]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As [[July 2019]] began, Chris tried to demonstrate his divine abilities through #[[PsychicPowers]], a pair of videos in which Chris drops items from his hand by the {{w|Ideomotor effect|ideomotor effect}}. On 8 July, he tried to assure his TRUE and HONEST believers on Twitter that the Merge's effects would be 'MILD and TEMPORARY', and continued his long trend of attributing random events in the news as harbingers of the Merge. On 10 July, Chris, via his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, complained about the many uninspired [[troll]]s who have tried to take advantage of the Merge to exploit Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-10-magi-chan-telling-everybody-that-all-the-stuff-christine-said-and-did-is-true.58275/]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This has not prevented others, such as the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] or [[Jacob Sockness]], from attempting to weasel their way into Chris's inner circle. &lt;br /&gt;
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To advance his belief in the Merge, Chris has resorted to using sockpuppet accounts on Twitter, most prominently [[MagiChan111448]], to broadcast events. Whether he is using this as a transparent [[disguises|disguise]] to convince others, or he genuinely thinks that he is channeling his cartoon character's thoughts and statements into a microblogging platform, is unclear. On 14 [[August 2019]], '[[Magi-Chan]]' would announce that he has allegedly arrived into the real world, and would presently describe in a video the Merge's status.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-chan says he has entered our world|Magi-chan says he has entered our world]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[Discord]] message on November 2019, Chris was still pining for the Merge, stating, &amp;quot;As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP.&amp;quot; In March 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris believed it to be a sign of the impending Merge.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 [[December 2020]], Chris announced that the Merge &amp;quot;is on&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1344006709606555648?s=21&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Later in the day, Chris stated that his “Merge is on” post was in reference to an “apex event” most likely referring to him attempting to break the Iron Curtain.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344103627657523200&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, Chris went into further detail alluding to the Merge happening on New Years day 2021.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344445974689755136&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When New Years day came Chris clarified he meant the Merge would happen “any moment at the present time” meaning very soon after the New Year. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1345224423704555520&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On January 22, Chris announced that the merge would be completed, making it the 3rd time he had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1352706314699493383&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Back in 30 [[October 2020]], Chris (pretending to be Sonichu), stated if he could not get Chris' body back to C-197 and Chris and Sonichu's souls swapped, Chris could not return to 1218. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1322323442255974400&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris and Sonichu “swapped” on 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was expecting the Merge to happen on that day because of the swap which is why he said, “The dimension merge is happening; know which universe you are in when are suddenly transported peoples.” &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365027058355752962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This would be the 4th time Chris had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time. Due to the Merge not happening on February 25th and MLP G5 movie screenshots being leaked, Chris decided to leave Twitter to remain in his cognitive dissonance.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365352632454414337&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Predictably, this commitment to leave the website lasted only a single day.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/GFuelEnergy/status/1365801650816958467&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 9 [[March 2021]], Chris claimed that 1218 and C-197 were one combined dimension in the past, but King Arthur and other kings used magic to separate the combined dimensions and send all known magic to C-197. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1369417934104391689&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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During his arrest on 1 [[August 2021]], Chris declared that &amp;quot;the merge is on&amp;quot; once again, possibly believing that it will get him out jail.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Merge's future course is subject only to Chris's whims, and is not dependent upon Chris's [[Financhu Crisis|deteriorating finances]], his [[Barbara Chandler|aged mother's]] declining health, or [[Chris and reality|any other events in 1218]]. Originally supposed to be complete within a few months of its announcement, it is now ''nearly complete'' and yet continues to be pushed further into the future, as nothing in Chris's world objectively changes except the identities of his enabling rivals for incompetence. Whether Chris will abandon his belief in the Merge in the event of some external shock like Barb's [[Chris and death|death]] and its fallout, or retreat further into it, is something only time can tell.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and reality]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dimensions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Journey to the Merge]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Dated|[[Chris's letter from jail]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I believe in God and Jesus too, but God must hate me to put me in the lifestyle I am forced to be cooped up and bored with.|Eli Eli lama sabaqtani! (Facebook, 2013)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|So, I dare say with all due respect to the Lord: meh.|Chris abandons the Christian God for [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] goddesses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Misc Idea Guy chats#Abandoning Christianity for Hyperdimension Neptunia]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:NeptuniagoodbyeJC.png|thumb|[[China|The real reason Chris abandoned Christianity.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|Chris's version of ''The Last Supper''. He colored Jesus last because &amp;quot;he liked to serve others before serving himself.&amp;quot; Note that Judas is [[Chris and race|depicted as a]] [[niggo]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''religious beliefs''' have long been a complicated matter. For most of his life, Chris would declare himself to be Christian, yet his stated religious convictions would often diverge starkly from his actual, peculiar beliefs about God, sinfulness, and the nature of good and evil, incorporating a grab bag of other beliefs from unrelated traditions and [[Family Guy|other sources]]. Moreover, Chris has long believed himself to be of unique spiritual importance, believing that he has received [[Dreams|multiple visions from God]] and that he has magical powers. Already in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], his characters would regard Chris as their almighty creator and father, creating yet another tier on this wedding cake of theological contradictions. Chris finally gave up on Christianity and started following the CPU goddesses from [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] on 17 [[December 2017]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Sonichu_16_page-34.jpeg|Official renouncement of God]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Since then, under influence by the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Teen Troon Squad|others]], Chris has come to believe that he is a [[Tomgirl Saga|goddess]], [[CPU Blue Heart]], orchestrating an [[Dimensional Merge|apocalypse]] that will end in a [[Dimensions#1C-211987|heavenly new creation]]. Much of his mythology was [[Things Chris has ripped off|lifted]] from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] anime. After being [[August_2021_Arrest_and_Court_Case|arrested]] for [[incest]] and only given access to the bible in prison, he now also chosen to believe that he is the [[Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021|reincarnation of Jesus Christ]]. The result is an unholy amalgam of authentic religious traditions, troll forgeries and narcissism, mixed together with neither forethought nor consistency. &lt;br /&gt;
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With religion, as with all things, Chris only hears [[Chris and his ego|what he wants]] to hear. Chris long espoused traditional Christian teachings condemning [[homos]]exuality while ignoring that it also forbids pre-marital [[Chris and sex|sex]], [[Nudes|pornography]] and [[Chris and health|gluttony]]. This dissonance is exemplified in his reaction to the news that [[PandaHalo]] had been raped and impregnated by [[Clyde Cash]]: he actively encouraged her to spend time with her rapist because a child should know and be raised by both of its parents... shortly after encouraging her to get an abortion.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's [[autism|narrow view of the world]] requires that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] in the comics, and his [[true and loyal fanbase]] in the [[Chris and reality|real world]], share his religious beliefs. He has demanded that watchers worship him, and believes it feasible that he could convince half of the world population to join his personality cult.{{refn|group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;|For comparison, Christendom, the world's largest religion, made up only 31% of the world population at the time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/04/05/christians-remain-worlds-largest-religious-group-but-they-are-declining-in-europe/ Christians remain world’s largest religious group, but they are declining in Europe]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Delusions of godhood==&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Messiah complex}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Fear not. For behold I bring tidings of great joy.|Sonichu, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I prayed for forgiveness from the real Christian. Sonichu, will he forgive me?|Aspie Sonichu, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Issue 10 Pg 48.jpg|thumb|Sonichu cracks open his tomb and descends in a beam of light.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:EmperorChris.png|thumb|left|All hail Christian Weston Chandler, God-&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Emperor&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Mayor of [[CWCville]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Beyond his [[Chris and his ego|self-infatuation]] visible from any of Chris's creative output, Chris had shown from an early period the nascent belief that he might have been specially chosen. Chris might have developed a God complex as early as [[2000]], as the halo floating over his head on the cover of ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]'' seems to indicate. In his e-mails to [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] he seems to call himself Jesus: ''&amp;quot;You have my word as an Avid Gamer, Lamb of God, and Humble Human Being that I WILL work Very Hard to Save, Save, Save.&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, this could also be a [[Chris and English|malapropism]] for &amp;quot;Word of God.&amp;quot; More definite signs first emerged in late [[2009]], and have accreted over the decade since into Chris's current apotheosis. &lt;br /&gt;
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Starting on page 42 of [[Sonichu 10|issue #10]], Chris displays a somewhat disturbing twist to the plot (such as it is) of his comics. [[Ultra Sonichu]] frees [[Zelina Rosechu]] from her stony state using his Chaotic powers, then appears to [[Darkbind Sonichu]] with a message similar in tone, if not outright text, to prophecies of the coming of Jesus Christ (complete with arms outstretched as if he were suspended on a crucifix).&lt;br /&gt;
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Later on in the issue, Ultra Sonichu travels to the world of [[Asperchu]], where the characters of that comic inform him that they were forced into their roles by Alec, and that they had been praying to Christian Weston Chandler for deliverance and forgiveness. Lo and behold, Chris did send the Messiah Sonichu to end their suffering. Sonichu uses the &amp;quot;Chaotic Remedy&amp;quot; to miraculously cure them all of their [[Asperger syndrome]] (even though only Asperchu himself had the condition) and gives them new names and new, &amp;quot;better&amp;quot; looks.&lt;br /&gt;
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It should be noted that, like Jesus Christ, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] was born to a [[virgin with rage|virgin]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Even before this, Chris had directly compared himself to God. In Issue #7, after Christian is lost in the Time Void, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_32 Sonichu says this].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|In the meantime, he will receive the [[Chris and English|accumilitive]] memories of the passing moments, so in a way, he is looking down on us, like our Lord and God are able to, but the vision may be blurred.|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Possibly in response to criticism about acting as God, in [https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_61 later pages] Chris addressed the issue of the non-canon Chaotic Combo worshipping him in an incredibly ignorant manner. First, he declares that he is not God but &amp;quot;a servant of him and Jesus&amp;quot;, and immediately after goes on to &amp;quot;forgive&amp;quot; Michael (the copycat Sonichu's made-over name) for &amp;quot;baring false witness against &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;[Chris]&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;quot;, as if he has the authority to forgive the breaking of the Ten Commandments, ''like he's God or something.'' In addition, only five pages later [[Angelica]] condemns those who prefer [[Asperchu|Alec]]'s artwork over Chris's as &amp;quot;blasphemous&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic10P66.jpg Issue 10, page 66]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Further evidence of Chris's blossoming God complex comes through his answer to some of the frequently asked questions that were put to him via the [[Mailbag]], where he states that he considers Sonichu to have over one billion fans.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Common Questions]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The only other character who can claim such a number is GodJesus (or AllahMuhammad). This mad mentality is compounded by the fact that Chris is like a God to Sonichu; this means that his opinion of himself is that of a God's God. Or maybe a [[Christopher's name change|God's bear]]. Chris moves in mysterious ways.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's God complex has peaked with him [[Chris's Letter to Null|believing he is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.]] Why God would ever decide that His son should return in the form of a fat manchild we will never know.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|as a Goddess Mysef[sic], I am unable to worship in churches|Chris, June 2019&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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It was under the [[Idea Guys]]'s manipulation that Chris's gathering apotheosis came to a head. [[File:Sonichu 16 page-4.JPG|thumb|200px|Chris depicting how he came to share his body with a video game goddess.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In November 2017, Chris became obsessed with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]], a video game/anime series. He declared a belief in body-sharing with a goddess character (who represents the Sega Dreamcast in the series) by consulting with [[Magi-Chan]], then [[Chris and money|leaving his Dreamcast console powered on for 24 hours]] in order to focus his own psychic power onto it and pull the goddess into his body. Since then, Chris has come to believe that he's actually a goddess to the Sonichu universe, leading to the creation of the Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:The_Devotees_of_Chris_Chan_Sonichu_(DoCCS).jpg|thumb|TSSSF card dedicated to his loyal devotees.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris had some divine revelations, which he shared on 2 November 2019 in a series of tweets, these revelations are as follows&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;divinerev&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[November_2019_social_media_posts#Devotees_of_Chris_Chan_Sonichu|Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
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*He is the godess of the Sonichu/Rosechu species, and is of a higher deity level than a CPU.&lt;br /&gt;
*His powers are more apparent and potent in C-197, but do exist in 1218.&lt;br /&gt;
*The terms &amp;quot;CWCans&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;CWCanism&amp;quot; does not feel or sound fitting for his religion.&lt;br /&gt;
*FoCCS and FoCWCS do not sound appealing, either.&lt;br /&gt;
*Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu (DoCCS) is chosen. Pronounced [[dox]], like Chris's favorite pasttime.&lt;br /&gt;
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And thus, Chris's [[true and honest]] religion, DoCCS, was born.&lt;br /&gt;
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The DoCCS all share [[kindness]] and [[Vanessa_AIM_Chat_2|loyalty]], which is a defining figure of a devotee. They also pray to Chris, and channel energy to him so that he can use his godess powers. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Chris&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|Sonichu]] has noted that it's far easier for &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;him&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Chris to answer prayer in C-197, due to his additional power that he has access to in his Chris Chan Sonichu body.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April_2020_social_media_posts#Chris_body_swaps_with_Sonichu_to_cope_with_missing_BABScon|Mentioned here]], Sonichu says: &amp;quot;She is Now, literally, in the position to fully and actively take and answer your Prayers, as the Goddess that she is.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris can also store this energy in [[magic stones]], and often wears these around his neck with the Sonichu medallion.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Sightings [[Analysis_Anarchy_Reaction_Livestreams#TF2_Analysis_Anarchy_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_2_Reaction_Video|here]] and [[:File:July_2020_jewels.jpeg|here]], and many more.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris used one of these stones to demonstrate his power, even in 1218, by [[PsychicPowers#Amethyst_stone|dropping it with as little movement as possible]], which, when scaled up to C-197 proportions would equate to miraculous healing. Chris thinks that the crystals contain healing power and that they can make you happy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August_2019_social_media_posts#Chris_is_all_in_on_Healing_Crystals|Twitter reply about healing crystals]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===The First holy temple of DoCCS===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:14bc_June_2019.jpg|thumb|The illustrious temple of the Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In late 2019, the First holy temple of DoCCS was consecrated.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:14_Branchland_Court_TSSSF_card.jpeg|Temple's TSSSF card]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The temple has been a central in-between in traversing between this dimension (1218) and it's sister dimension (C-197). The whole property, including the gazebo and sheds have travelled back and forth from 1218 to C-197 many times. Unlike most temples, almost no DoCCS congregate there to worship, and instead the temple acts as private residence to their deity, Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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Upon reaching level 40 in Pokemon GO, Chris was able to put the temple forward for an additional consecration ceremony from Niantic (the creators of Pokemon GO) to become the truest and honestest PokeStop of them all, which he did on 20 August 2020. However, despite numerous efforts&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August_2020_social_media_posts#Sonichu_levels_up.21|First mention of the nomination.]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August_2020_social_media_posts#CWCSonichu_Temple_is_nominated|Further encouragement to aid the cause.]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; to rally his devotees to help the nomination be accepted, his nomination was eventually denied.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:PokeStop_rejected.png|Nomination rejected.]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The gazebo on the property contains magic power, and using deity level powers can be used as a vessel for a portal between the dimensions, and can transport items and even living things.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;gazebo&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:CWCs_Temples_Gazebo_TSSSF.jpg|Information on this card]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Interestingly, in the TSSSF game, its card is a &amp;quot;Unicorn&amp;quot; card and can be in a relationship with Pony OCs,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;gazebo&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; though this is probably due to Chris using the card game wrong, rather than him regarding his gazebo as a unicorn.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Doctrines of the Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BarneySatanism.jpeg|thumb|Chris addresses a theological dispute.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's convictions (not [[Chris and the law|that kind]]) are a confused tangle, ever shifting as [[weens]] twist his malleable perception of reality and his mental state continues to deteriorate. The below seeks to describe Chris's contemporary beliefs as accurately as possible, though information is subject to change in light of new revelations at at any time. Chris has hesitated to describe his beliefs as a religion. On 13 [[April 2018]], Chris claimed in a Twitter post that he no longer follows a religion, yet he is neither &amp;quot;atheist&amp;quot; nor &amp;quot;satanist&amp;quot;, and over a year later would describe what follows as &amp;quot;a belief and faith system, not a religion&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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===Uzume Possession===&lt;br /&gt;
Initially, sharing his body with a clone of the CPU Goddess Uzume Tennouboshi was critial to Chris's newfound religion. Naming the clone that resided within his body as &amp;quot;Orange Spiral Seal&amp;quot;, Chris believed that he had  &amp;quot;the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as [his] own powers.&amp;quot; In a way, this was a bizarre continuation of his classic [[Love Quest]]. Not only did he believe that he could create a new CPU Goddess From The Ground-Up, but that, with the CPU, he will bring [[Crystal]] into reality and create her as a CPU Goddess, saying that is something that GodJesus would never grant to him. Chris's religion has little in the way of ethics, but he [[August 2019 social media posts#No Pizza Time for Chris|has indicated]] that he believes in the Hindu concept of ''karma'', administered by himself, as an instrument of his vengeance against the [[jerkops]] who tormented him in years past.&lt;br /&gt;
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===CPU Blue Heart===&lt;br /&gt;
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On 16 June 2018,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;CPUBHInfo&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[May_2019_social_media_posts#CPU_One_Year_Anniversary|As mentioned here]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; '''CPU Blue Heart''' (also known as '''Scarlett Celestia''')&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June_2019_social_media_posts#New_information_on_CPU_Blue_Heart|Name mentioned here]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; came upon Chris and gave him her powers, making him CPU Blue Heart, goddess of comma nation, the Commodore consoles,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;CPUBHInfo&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Cwcville and all Sonichus and Rosechus,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;divinerev&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; and everything else.{{refn|group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;|Chris often suggests he is goddess of everything, since he asks people who aren't even Sonichus or Rosechus or in any of his provinces to pray to him. &amp;lt;ref name=psychiatrist&amp;gt;[[December_2018_social_media_posts#Chris.27s_psychiatrist_is_taken_aback|December 2018 post]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} However, Chris only found out about this on the 3 August when his hubby Magi-chan told him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August_2018_social_media_posts#The_Awakening_of_a_CPU|Mentioned in this Twitter thread]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In the same way Chris had connected with his Dreamcast before, this time Chris connected with his [[Commodore 64]] to obtain her memories and soul.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu_13#Transcript|Mentioned in the epilogue of Sonichu 13]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This possession has helped Chris develop his psychic and electric super powers, and helped the merge become closer as C-197s characters became more tangible in 1218. He also started feeling more energy surges and electricity flowing in him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:MergeComic4.jpg|Comic page with this information on]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris also felt long, loud belches as a result of the possession, which were obvious indicators of the impending merge, Chris was being given a lot of responsibility for the merge when he became CPU Blue Heart.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:MergeComic5.jpg|Information here]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris also claims to be feeling heart attacks that he pulls himself back from,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:MergeComic7.jpg|As mentioned on this comic page]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; whilst these are obviously not [[Obesity|heart attacks]], they are certainly some sort of ongoing problem from Chris's [[health]], and these delusions are preventing him from getting the help he needs.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Pantheon ===&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Goddess Emanuelle|August 2016]], Chris revealed that he thinks of God as a goddess. Chris has long considered [[gal-pal|women]] to be good and [[jerks|men]] to be evil, and since Chris does not want to think of himself or God as evil, he simply swapped the genders in his mind, making [[Tomgirl]] Christine and Goddess Emmanuelle.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; During a conversation with [[Joshua Wise]], Chris revealed that he had forsaken Christianity altogether, believing instead in the CPU Goddesses from the anime ''Hyperdimension Neptunia''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A#Chris abandons Christianity for Neptunia]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's view of God's nature, is [[naïve]] and even childish. He has used the fandom jargon acronym &amp;lt;abbr title=&amp;quot;Original character&amp;quot;&amp;gt;''OC''&amp;lt;/abbr&amp;gt; as a rough [[CWC-ism]] synonym for ''god'', and uses this broad category to include Christ, men respected but not worshipped in their own separate traditions like the Buddha, ancient pagan gods such as Zeus, the ''Neptunia'' CPU goddesses and other anime characters, himself and his viewers and lazy [[My Little Pony|ponysonas]]. He is extremely syncretic, believing all of these, including the latter categories of clearly fictional characters intended and universally understood as such, to be real and divine. Monotheism, the cornerstone of Christendom that cannot be compromised, was apparently never assimilated into Chris's thought processes, allowing him to continue regard Christ as ''a'' god. He claims to converse with, and be friends with, Jesus and ''several other deities''. Nonetheless, Chris does not worship literally everybody: in a 2019 Twitter post, he was alarmed by [[Jacob Sockness]]'s apparent Satanism, saying that &amp;quot;no one should ever worship [[Beel|Satan]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:BarneySatanism.jpeg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Worship ===&lt;br /&gt;
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As late as [[August 2017]], Chris could be seen in a normal church, albeit irreverently wearing his [[unicorn cosplay]]. However, he has since stopped attending, believing that he is &amp;quot;unable to worship Jesus or any of the other deities&amp;quot; on virtue of being a goddess himself. In [[Believe in the OCs and Deities]], Chris appeals to his viewers to send positive thoughts to fictional characters, as though through telepathy, perhaps indicating that he believes divine power requires worship and oblations. (Implicit in this is Chris's long-standing secular belief that he has hundreds of millions of earnest followers across the globe.)  &lt;br /&gt;
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On 22 December 2018, in a long rant on Twitter about the [[Dimensional Merge Announcements|Merge]] (see the next section), Chris encouraged his audience to pray to him:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I encourage Everyone to Keep Faith, and Pray to the CPUs, y’all may pray to me as well.|Chris, blaspheming&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[December 2018 social media posts#Chris's psychiatrist is taken aback]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Afterlife and eschatology ===&lt;br /&gt;
Under the [[Idea Guys]]'s lingering influence, Chris believes that departed souls go to [[C-197]], the fictional universe that includes [[CWCville]], other [[Night Star|misbegotten OCs]] and various [[Chris and copyright|media franchises' universes]], which he believes objectively exist. He teaches that, upon death, one may merge with one's [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] counterpart there. Among those who have been depicted in their Sonichu form on the other side include disastrous German chancellor [[Nombie-zazis|Adolf Hitler]], serial killer and rapist [[Ted Bundy]] and Chris's late father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Only the truly wicked, such as [[Liquid Chris]], are denied this in the hereafter: Satan instead burns their bodies in 'hell's lava pool', purges them of their memories and sends their oblivious souls to be reincarnated.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Solid Chris exhibits Liquid's fate, 2016]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Since the autumn of [[2018]], Chris has taught that we are living in the latter days. From a mixture of off-hand comments by comic artists and several [[weens]] foddering him with misinformation and dumb inside jokes, Chris thinks that beginning in [[November 2018]], the real world (or 'Dimension 1218', as he calls it) is in the process of combining with C-197, in what he calls the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris has attributed miscellaneous events past and present, real and fictional, ranging from tragedies like the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Centre's destruction]] to salad recalls,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://archive.md/H3gJk Chris attributes the WTC attacks to the Merge, 28 October 2019]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; to the impending Merge. Originally projected to be complete before [[January 2019|New Year's 2019]], Chris maintains still that the Merge is just about the corner. Chris foretells massive destruction heralding the Merge that will result in the deaths of about half the world's population, as well as half of the fictional characters from C-197. [[Chris and his ego|Naturally]], Chris, being the goddess in charge of managing this brouhaha, will be spared: everyone else must take their chances. Survivors will be able to enjoy the company of their favorite cartoon characters in the flesh, as well as their deceased relatives transformed into Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Mysticism and sorcery ===&lt;br /&gt;
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As early as [[2003]], Chris has invoked curses against his enemies: most famous is the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], borrowed from ''Dragonball Z'', which he had employed against [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. His magical thinking has been directed in various ways, as when he thought he could shift his [[obesity|body fat]] about by watching [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|hypnotic internet videos]]. In recent years, he has embraced several occultic teachings and practises from the [https://encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com/New+Age New Age] movement: out-of-body experiences, chakras and special powers associated with crystals, among others.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris and Christianity: Historical beliefs ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all [[Jacob Sockness|unrighteousness]], [[BlueSpike|fornication]], [[Twin Falling Towers|wickedness]], [[Kacey|covetousness]], [[Don't Mess With Me|maliciousness]]; full of [[Infinitely high boyfriend factor|envy]], [[Death threats|murder]], [[Mass debating|debate]], [[List of Chris's lies|deceit]], [[Chris and anger|malignity]]; whisperers, [[Autism Tutorial Extra|backbiters]], haters of God, [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|despiteful]], [[Chris and his ego|proud]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|boasters]], inventors of [[Sonichu|evil things]], [[Bob Chandler|disobedient to parents]], [[Naïve|without understanding]], [[Etsy|covenantbreakers]], [[Hanky-panky|without natural affection]], [[Chris and remorse|implacable]], [[Sonichu Special 4|unmerciful]]: who knowing the judgment of God, that they which [[For Julie's Eyes Only|commit such things are worthy of death]], not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.|Romans 1:28-32, on Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Program from Chris's baptism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The first church Chris and his parents are known to have attended is a Korean Presbyterian church at Chesterfield County.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Church audio#00:18:10 - Seth MacFarlane &amp;amp; The Bible]]; [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris would later on attend [[Grace Baptist Church]], a small congregation in [[Charlottesville]] that launched in July [[2000]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20071215133152/http://cvilletomorrow.typepad.com/charlottesville_tomorrow_/2007/12/grace_baptist.html Grace Baptist Church asks for more time to prepare request]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In [[2008]] he was, under [[Nudes|mysterious circumstances]], forced to leave that community, at which time he began attending [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]. Although Chris traditionally identified himself as Methodist and so did his [[Bob Chandler|father]], his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] identifies herself as a Presbyterian.&amp;lt;ref name=regina&amp;gt;[[Regina e-mails#Chris rambles like a motherfucker]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Wesley Mem&amp;quot; is located near the [[University of Virginia]] and has an unusually liberal theology; the common conclusion among [[trolls]] is that congregations more in line with Chris's intolerance of [[homos]] are equally intolerant of ''him'', so he had to come here. The doctrinal differences between the {{w|Southern Baptist}} and Methodist denominations are probably too subtle for Chris to concern himself with, and he likely does not spiritually identify with any particular denomination of Christianity beyond simply being Protestant, or even simply Christian (as suggested by his statement that Methodism and Presbyterianism &amp;quot;are both of Christian Religions&amp;quot;).&amp;lt;ref name=regina/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Earlier notions of God===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCletter.jpg|thumb|left|Chris invokes God and Jesus, saying they told him that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] is real. Proof that God and Jesus are on the [[trolls]]' side.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|right|God and Jesus ('sup?) tell Chris he is meant to be with [[Ivy]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Traditionally, Chris had a fundamental belief in an omnipotent, benevolent male God. He also accepted Jesus Christ as the son of God and the savior of mankind. He was reluctant to mention God without also including Jesus, perhaps out of some sense that he must stress his specifically Christian notion of God (despite other Abrahamic sects using completely different words for Him). In effect, Chris frequently referred to &amp;quot;God and Jesus&amp;quot; (or &amp;quot;GodJesus&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) as if they were some sort of {{w|Binitarianism|Binity}}, a deviation from the mainstream Christian concept of the {{w|Trinity}} (&amp;quot;The Father, The Son, and the Holy Spirit&amp;quot;) that his churches would regard as heretical.&lt;br /&gt;
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Being the unparalleled study in [[Chris and his ego|egotism]] he is, Chris seemed to view God as a more of an instrument of his own will than a supreme being to Whom he is subject. In Chris's view of God, the Almighty will overlook (or simply not care about) his misdeeds, but will become as enraged as Chris over those of others, especially when they malign Chris. Case in point, the ''fact'' that Chris cheated in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|PaRappa the Rapper contest]] is not nearly as important as the ''suspicion'' that [[Adam Stackhouse]] did, and Chris invoked God numerous times in his threats to Adam.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris believes God has a special interest in his own life, which would be consistent with Western monotheism, except that he also thinks God has nothing better to do than attend to him, and him alone. In his world-view, God's primary purpose should be to arrange events so that he is happy, and punish those who make him unhappy. This is nearly the exact opposite of Christianity which states that man is to serve God. He has been commonly observed saying things like &amp;quot;with God (and Jesus) on my side I will...&amp;quot;. He often invokes the wrath of God in his [[Death threats|infantile threats]], and is oblivious to the fact that God has yet to back him up on any of them. &lt;br /&gt;
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Much like the {{w|Ruhollah Khomeini|Ayatollah Khomeini}}, Chris attributes most of his impetus to commands given to him directly from GodJesus in [[Dreams|visions]]. “I'd say my spirit is active while I am awake, but it does more when I am at rest or sleeping,” he wrote in 2014.&amp;lt;ref name=lvlup&amp;gt;[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His exact beliefs concerning these prophetic dreams are difficult to pin down, but the most rational interpretation is that Chris dreams about something he'd like to do, then wakes up and decides it was God telling him to do it. In Chris's mind, each vision is simultaneously a directive to do something and proof that it will happen no matter what occurs. For instance, after Chris had a vision about fathering a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]], he decided he was required to actively [[Love Quest|make that happen]] while also assuring himself that [[Virgin with rage|failure]] was impossible. When Chris was being accused of [[Chris and race|racism]] for insisting that he can only date white women, he justified this by arguing that his prophesied daughter must be white.&lt;br /&gt;
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Visions from God supposedly confirmed that [[Blanca Weiss]], then [[PandaHalo]] and finally [[Ivy]] were to be the mother of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Chris's child]], despite the fact that each of these women subsequently turned out to be [[trolls]]. This proves that God, if He exists, is either not responsible for Chris's supposedly prophetic dreams, or is having a [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laugh at his expense]], an idea which Chris may have later taken to heart.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Concept of Emanuelle===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris first uses the term '''Emanuelle''' in a [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#tl;dr|Facebook post]] from August 2014, but it is not until [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Goddess Emanuelle|a post]] from two years later (&amp;quot;Oh, for Goddess', Emanuelle's, Sake!&amp;quot;) that he explicitly uses the name to refer to a female deity and not simply as a typo for &amp;quot;[[wikipedia:Emanuel|Emanuel]]&amp;quot;, a Christian name for God. Chris probably got the idea of a goddess Emanuelle from one of the feminist or lesbian Facebook pages which he followed at the time. Somehow Chris held on to this idea throughout the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]] manipulations and incorporated it into his [[CPU Blue Heart|CPU goddess]] pantheon.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his jail letters from 2021 Chris reverts to the Biblical spelling &amp;quot;Emanuel&amp;quot; but continues to refer to this deity as female. Chris calls Emanuel &amp;quot;God above all other Gods and Goddesses&amp;quot; and claims that she encouraged him to [[incest|fuck his mother]], a claim which he also makes in the [[incest call]]. In [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|another letter]] Chris calls Emanuel his mother. This could be interpreted as Emanuel being [[Barbara]] herself, but it is more likely Chris means that Barbara is not his real spiritual  mother, thus making sex between them not really incest.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Afterlife===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast. For we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do.|Ephesians 2:8-10, on the place of good deeds in the Christian faith.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|Like most people; our souls leave our bodies, we end up in Heaven or Hell depending on our deeds/misdeeds, and possibly Reincarnation.|Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 30#Questions]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} {{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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While the idea of good deeds causing someone to go to Heaven and bad deeds sending them to Hell is a common one, most Protestant theology explicitly states that the salvation of one's soul is based completely on one's faith. Defying this, Chris has stated that one goes to Heaven or Hell based completely on personal actions. He thinks that he will go to heaven because he's done &amp;quot;[[Common Questions#1 January 2010|a lot of]] [[28 October 2011|good deeds]]&amp;quot;. Likewise, he feels that [[homos]] are almost certainly bound to go to Hell, and need to become heterosexuals to &amp;quot;[[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|better their chances of going to Heaven]]&amp;quot;. He has also stated numerous times that he feels [[Clyde Cash|various]] [[Jack Thaddeus|trolls]] are bound for Hell for making fun of people over the Internet. He has suggested that they [[To Clyde and Jack|commit suicide]] so that they might receive their eternal punishment faster. In [[Common Questions#09 January 2010|Common Questions 9 Jan 2010]], [[Thorg]] questioned Chris for threatening damnation against his Internet adversaries:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|&amp;quot;You often attempt to scare your [[trolls]] by stating they will go to hell. Some of your trolls do not believe in hell, what do you have to say to them?&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Firstly, it is NOT a &amp;quot;scare tactic&amp;quot;, [[Chris and reality|IT IS FACT]]. And second, I say &amp;quot;Well, Believe it or not. You are Not Dead Yet&amp;quot;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2013, Chris commented that he had considered suicide, but &amp;quot;The only reasons I don't do it are my mother and my dogs, and that premature death leaves one in Limbo.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In reality, {{w|Limbo}} is, in some Roman Catholic views, a state that unbaptised infants were supposed to enter into when they died: happy, but excluded from God due to their original sin. {{w|Religious views on suicide|Christian views on suicide}} and the fate of suicides in the afterlife is highly varied. His belief that suicide leads one to Limbo may stem from the ''[[South Park]]'' episode &amp;quot;{{w|Death (South Park)|Death}}&amp;quot;, in which it is found that the grandfather of a minor character is spending eternity in limbo for having his grandson euthanize him.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the eulogy Chris made for [[Patti Chandler|Patti]], he wrote that &amp;quot;[Patti] has departed from our world here on earth to a doggy heaven [...] she will run free and play with all the other dogs who are already having fun up [in doggy heaven].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris emails 2004-2006#September 2006]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that Chris believes that animals (or at least dogs) have an afterlife.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Reincarnation ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:IsThisMyBodyorYoursCard.jpg|thumb|200px|When you're a headmaster, the possibilities are endless]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has said that he's open to the idea of reincarnation, common in Hinduism and other Eastern religions. In 2009 he stated flatly that he believed in the concept,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 21#Chris gets a call from The Doctor]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but in 2014 he seemed more uncertain, writing “It is possible, but I'm not sure.”&amp;lt;ref name=lvlup/&amp;gt;. He has yet to offer any criteria for what might cause someone to be reincarnated. While reincarnation was and to some extent is still embraced by a few Christian sects, Chris has nothing to do with them and seems to have lifted the notion from [[anime|somewhere else]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has suggested that he is himself a reincarnation of various people. In [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], Chris's [[Comic Chris|fictional counterpart]] is the reincarnation of the [[ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], though he does not appear to believe this about himself in real life. However, during the epilogue of [[Sonichu_12#Episode_26:_Prideful|''Sonichu'' Episode 26]], Chris mentions a real-world dream in which he discovered he had been a (true and honest) [[Homos|lesbian]] hippie who attended {{w|Woodstock}} in a recent past life. He credits this dream with his realization that he is a &amp;quot;female soul&amp;quot; and decision to identify as a transsexual as opposed to a [[Tomgirl|cross-dresser]], further calling the psychological validity of his gender identity into question. Besides his own reincarnation, Chris's explanation of [[Liquid Chris#In the comic|what happened to Liquid Chris]] in the ''Sonichu'' canon mentions Liquid's soul being cleared of all memory of previous incarnations before being reincarnated, as what Chris considers an ironic punishment for someone who dared impersonate him.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Sin ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you...|Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:44}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO [[Death threats|KILL]] [[Jason Kendrick Howell|JASON KENDRICK HOWELL]]|Chris, [[Sonichu Girls]] Forum}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|HAVE A GOD DAMN HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW, THIS VERY MOMENT YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU GOD DAMN BITCHING WHORE!|E-mail from Chris to [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's understanding of Christian theology is extremely limited, and he does not seem to know anything about the Bible (although he apparently owns a copy of the New International Version). His hatred of the homos had nothing to do with the prohibition of sodomy in the Old Testament, which he was unaware of until he heard about it from ''[[Family Guy]]''. His [[Fapcup|aversion to &amp;quot;spilling his seed&amp;quot;]] and his [[recycling|dedication to the unborn]] have absolutely no basis in Biblical passages condemning sexual immorality and abortion. Other than vehemently opposing [[homos]], [[trolls]] and [[jerkop]]s, Chris seems to have little notion about the nature of sin and evil except that people who do things he doesn't like should go to Hell. This is completely at odds with the part of Christian philosophy that states all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, and anyone who repents his sins will be redeemed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris believed that if he confesses his sins to GodJesus he will be forgiven. Private confessions directly to God are not uncommon in Protestantism, but generally it's assumed that the confessor is doing so out of true [[Chris and remorse|remorse]] and genuinely to atone for mistakes. However, Chris abuses the purpose of confession so that he can commit whatever wrongs he wants and then wipe the slate clean with his &amp;quot;confession.&amp;quot; For example, Chris made [[To Clyde and Jack|a video]] in which he suggested that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] commit suicide so that they can burn in Hell forever. He later drew them doing just that in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]]. Just one day after the comic appearance, Chris answered a fan letter asking why he had been wishing suicide upon them, and pointing out that such a wish conflicts with his Christian beliefs. Chris responded that he had &amp;quot;confessed of that to God and Jesus, and they[sic] have forgiven [him] on that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 33#Chris demanded suicide under &amp;quot;reasonable hatred&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; One of two things happened: either Chris wished for their deaths in the video, asked for forgiveness, then gleefully drew it happening afterward anyway, or he waited until he'd finally got done saying his piece, then conveniently offered up his confession right after getting everything out of his system. Either way, such a confession is highly disingenuous.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris gave in to temptation and cybered with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] in violation of his monogamous relationship with [[Ivy]], Chris made [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|a big production]] out of confessing his sin and seeking forgiveness. This suggests that he previously had little to no experience with the idea of repenting sins before God.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris clearly does not follow the Christian concept of the seven deadly sins, as he commits [[death threats|wrath]], [[Liquid Chris|envy]], [[obesity|gluttony]], [[monthly tugboat|sloth]], [[Chris and money|greed]], [[virgin with rage|lust]] and [[Chris and his ego|pride]] constantly.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Forgiveness ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SonichuRosechuReligious.jpg|thumb|right|Sonichu and Rosechu recall Joseph's story of forgiveness immediately prior to Rosechu brutally injuring and sexually assaulting [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] in vengeance for [[Pickle|comparatively innocuous actions]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A major tenet in most any religion you can think of is the act of forgiveness. Unfortunately for Chris, he has [[Autism|no idea of what forgiveness really is]], and will often hold grudges against [[Clyde Cash|anybody]] [[Michael Snyder|he]] feels has wronged him, [[Greene County Conspiracy|sometimes even for years]]. While some may argue that he did show [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha_Retraction|forgiveness]] in a few of his videos, even more will argue that such things were done either under an [[China|ulterior motive]] or is meaningless as he goes on to curse and scream at them later on.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[This is how the Trial went|During his trial]] on July 10th, 2012, it was discovered that Michael Snyder made an honorable plea that Chris be shown leniency, as a felony was a life-changing event that could really harm Chris in the long run. This comes despite Chris [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris's Attitude at the GAMe PLACe|scaring his customers away]], ''(while he was still allowed in the store)'', [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean#Video|shouting racist slurs at him]], [[Autism Tutorial Part 3|threatening to set fire to his business]], and [[28 October 2011|injuring him with his car]]. This was probably the most extraordinary form of forgiveness that anyone has ever shown towards Chris, even after the latter's horrible actions. Chris's show of gratitude was to go against all common sense and commit ''public slander'' in a court of law:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I don't think that [[Michael Snyder|thieving liar]] deserves a [[Monthly tugboat|red cent]]!|Chris, [[This is how the Trial went]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Chris has on occasion shown some capacity to genuinely forgive and move on, as shown at [[MAGfest]] where he was seen making up with [[Adam Stackhouse]] (albeit after 11 years). Such forgiveness has not been extended to the [[jerkops]], however.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Apostasy ===&lt;br /&gt;
For years before the [[Idea Guys]] seized the opportunity to infuse patent absurdities into Chris's mind, Chris appeared to have become somewhat disenchanted with God. Traditional theology has long dealt with the ''problem of evil'' in books Chris is unlikely to read any time soon. Despite Chris's strong belief that GodJesus was backing him up on his [[Love Quest]], God has nevertheless imparted upon him such [[stress]] and trolling. He seemed to believe that the way prayer should work is the same way a little kid learns to get what they want: by saying &amp;quot;please.&amp;quot; To Chris, prayer was apparently like ordering a pizza: as long as you pray for something, it'll show up for you exactly how you ordered it. Since Chris hasn't gotten exactly what he has prayed for, the fault must lie with God. In a farewell [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] meant for his fellow parishioners at Wesley Memorial, he wrote that &amp;quot;God sees fit for some (hate-filled) reason to continue to curse me as a jinx.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 7 September 2013, Chris cursed God's name on [[Facebook]] after a run in with a [[Jerkop]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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He explained the reasons for his disillusionment in a [[May 2013]] letter to [[Kim Wilson|Kim]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, Kim. I have just read over some of the webpage Phil relayed to me. I must admit, and Amy is welcome to read this as well, it took me by surprise seeing the words &amp;quot;Magick&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Pagan&amp;quot; in this religion(?).&lt;br /&gt;
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I like magic(k). I have fully accepted Jesus as my savior. And my mother, father, and what I've hear on television, all have informed me about heaven, hell, that the best way to live is as one does without much regret or with moderate acceptance and happiness. And that &amp;quot;God&amp;quot; is within all of us, as energy and direction. And in the end, we all believe in the same God(ess). Yet also, if God is supposed to love us all, why does he let me continue to have a Lot of downs in my life? I often feel temptation towards destroying the Lego Minifigure I have made in an image of God, or otherwise just torturing it. I admit, I am not perfect.&lt;br /&gt;
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But I prattle or digress.&lt;br /&gt;
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So, all things considered, Amy, I will be most willing to try your way on, and see how I feel fully about it after. The way I figure it, at least I can still go to my church regardless. :)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Soon thereafter, inspired by ''{{w|Futurama}}'', he seemed to divorce himself from a Christian conception of God altogether, choosing to believe in a rather capricious, relativistic deity: &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|The Higher Force above us is Always Messing with each of our individual minds every day, rather each of you call him God, Emanuelle, Zeus, Buudah, or even the individual Destiny of your own. I am Not an Atheist, because I Sincerely Believe in the Higher Force of Above Us, even Jesus may be the Higher Force's Son. But every religion will have you believing in the One Same Higher Force. Right Or Wrong, It is truly set up to each Individual Perception of Every Individual Soul among us the Billions of People on this Big Blue Marble among Marbles in the Universe.|Chris on Facebook, August 2014.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#tl;dr]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and other faiths==&lt;br /&gt;
Given his sheltered existence in the heart of the suburban American South, Chris probably hasn't had much direct exposure to anything but mainstream brands of Protestantism. When his &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot; asked him for his feelings on other religions during an [[IRC (28 December 2008)|IRC chat]], he glossed over the question and simply reiterated his own unthinking statement of faith. At other times, his comments have been scattered and inconsistent.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Christian denominations===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has no connection to Catholicism, which he seems to regard as a benign but alien practice. In his comics, he assigns it to a minor character, [[Angelica Rosechu]], whose faith doesn't practically differentiate her from the rest of the inhabitants of [[CWCville]] – she's still as much of a slut as the rest of her [[Rosechu (species)|species]]. Through Angelica, it is obvious that Chris knows almost nothing about Catholicism and seems to think it's just a variety of Protestantism with nuns – he refers to Catholic priests as [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Angelica_Rosechu|&amp;quot;pastors&amp;quot;] and almost certainly doesn't know the Catholic Bible is different from the one generally used by Protestants. Also, Angelica's home congregation is called &amp;quot;Samuel Memorial United Christian Church,&amp;quot; which is about the least likely name for a Roman Catholic church Chris could have come up with. He does, at least, realise that Catholicism is a form of Christianity, although he probably has no idea what its relationship to Protestantism is.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[PandaHalo]]'s persona was designed to be devoutly Roman Catholic specifically to confound Chris's desire for pre-marital sex with contraception. Faced with this challenge, Chris tried to argue that God really does allows premarital sex because his pastor said so (ironically, deference to a cleric on ethical matters is far more typical for Catholics than Protestants). It didn't even occur to Chris that what his pastor said to him wouldn't apply to a Catholic, because Chris is incapable of seeing things from perspectives besides his own.&lt;br /&gt;
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Given that he takes his own religion ''à la carte'', Chris is likely unaware of most of the differences between the sects of Protestantism, and the relationship between Protestantism and other kinds of Christianity. He has never been pressed for comment on Eastern variants of Christianity, such as the Eastern Orthodox church, and it is uncertain what he thinks of these sects, or if he's even aware of their existence.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other religions===&lt;br /&gt;
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''See also: [[Chris and race#Jews|Chris and race]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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Most of Chris's opinions towards non-Christian faiths have been culled from ''[[South Park]]'' and other television series. For example, on 28 [[December 2009]], Chris wrote a blog entry telling [[Jack Thaddeus]] to get out of the closet and &amp;quot;Go Into F***ing Scientology&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Blog]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Following this comment, Chris was asked to elaborate his thoughts on Scientology; he said that he neither agrees with it nor disapproves of it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 52#Master of diplomacy at work|Mailbag 52]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]], and [[Sonichu 11]]&amp;quot; reveal that Chris has a somewhat basic awareness of {{w|Judaism}}, probably picked up from watching ''[[South Park]]''. He appears to not understand that Jews and {{w|Buddhism|Buddhists}} don't celebrate [[Christmas]], at least not the religious aspects of it. However, in the way he wrote it, it is unknown if he's implying that Christians, [[Hanukkah|Jews]] and [[Christmas#Jolly Buddah (sic)|Buddhists]] go to the same place of worship, or if he's saying they go to separate places of worship and calls them &amp;quot;churches&amp;quot; because his vocabulary is heavily lacking.{{refn|group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;|Chris has even referred to what was most likely a synagogue as a &amp;quot;Jewich [sic] Church&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13#09-02-27]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} In [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]], Chris uses &amp;quot;Jew&amp;quot; as an insult (which he also got from ''South Park'') and states he is &amp;quot;just throwing it out there&amp;quot; that he thinks Snyder is Jewish; he incidentally subscribes to his father's view that Snyder, [[Megan Schroeder]] and others were secretly directing the [[trolls]] to ruin Chris's life. [[Some Favored Comedians]] is a thinly-veiled furious backpedaling attempt in which he rambles on and on about how he respects Jewish comedians like [[Seinfeld|Jerry Seinfeld]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has described &amp;quot;{{w|Mormonism|Mormans}}&amp;quot; [sic] as not being datable.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[MySpace messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He has never explained why, but he may have learned through [[Anna McLerran]] that Mormons typically don't date non-Mormons. While it is not clear how much Chris knows about {{w|Unitarianism|Unitarianism}} (likely not a lot), he is not hostile toward that sect; [[Jackie]] identified herself as a Unitarian,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie#Profile]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and Chris was not bothered by this (conceivably because he didn't know what it was).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Wise|Islam is the place to go to for exorcising lustful demons; mainly by someone [[Bluespike| shoving a medallion into Chris's ass]] while shouting &amp;quot;Allahu Ackbar!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In a CWCipedia [[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)#Chris-Chan the Moralf**|article]], he hints at a hatred of Islam. Although the article primarily exists to deny various accusations trolls have made about him, he does not deny being a &amp;quot;prolific hater of all things not Christian&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Years later, in a [[Jail Letter 3|letter from jail]] Chris responded to an [[Weens|apparent attempt to convert him to Islam]] by stating, &amp;quot;Allah is a good God, yes, but even he has his imperfection [sic], and concerns over his followers, and Nationality of Islam&amp;quot; and that &amp;quot;Islam contains a total population that includes around 40% of Toxic Haters, Fakers, and Sinners within it&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/misc-jail-letters.102849/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Besides using the popular Western image of the [[Buddha belly|fat Buddha]] (actually a [[China|Chinese]] monk) and mentioning &amp;quot;Buddha&amp;quot; a few times, Chris has never shown any knowledge of oriental religions, let alone any opinion of them. Indeed, [[Vivian Gee]]'s belief in {{w|Taoism}} seemed to be a concept he couldn't process, and even seemed to make him uneasy.&amp;lt;ref name=vivian&amp;gt;[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Atheism===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|But... I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have [[GodJesus|God or Jesus]] at my- by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists are the [[Beel|Devil]]'s spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the [[Chris and English|hace]] and the fire! As a believer... I would either be a [[Chris and Anger|peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker]], but I certainly [[Chris and Hypocrisy|wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork]], following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!|Chris|[[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out &amp;quot;Thorg&amp;quot; - Jeremy|ReCalling Out &amp;quot;Thorg&amp;quot; - Jeremy]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's opinion of the irreligious is the most vacillating and incoherent, and incidentally one of the best documented. [[Ruckersville, VA|Unsurprisingly]], he doesn't seem to like or trust atheists, but even there, he has a hard time articulating his opinion. When Vivian asked him to explain why he dislikes them, he said, &amp;quot;I don't know, but I do know that they are not believers of God and Jesus.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=vivian/&amp;gt; When Chris [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada‎|exposed Thorg]], his reasoning for wanting people to troll Thorg instead of him devolve from &amp;quot;because he's trolling me&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;because he's an 'evil' atheist&amp;quot;. In his [[Calling Out]] videos, Chris gave &amp;quot;pizza-faced atheist&amp;quot; as [[Thorg]]'s defining characteristic, with a heretofore unseen vitriol. Chris's half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] is also an atheist, although his opinion on this is unclear.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid]] answers, Chris stated that he would not date an atheist. On the other hand, [[The Wallflower]] told Chris in one of her e-mails that she had no religion,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Wallflower E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, and as the rest of the correspondence shows, Chris was not bothered by her lack of faith and [[&amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|continued to pursue her]]. However, in his later, revised [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid]] account, he states (to the surprise of nobody) that he would be willing to date an atheist if it meant he had a chance at some [[Chris and sex|hanky panky]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Angelica Rosechu]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dreams]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christmas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christian's name change|GodBear]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grace Baptist Church]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Messiah complex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://store.engrish.com/products/god-jesus-t-shirt Buy your own GodJesus T-shirt here]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Chris and}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Oct 13 profile pic.png|thumb|500px|center|Chris's new Facebook profile photo, a Lego self-portrait, uploaded 13 October 2013.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The following covers Chris's [[Facebook]] activity in [[October 2013]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Oct 13 cover photo.png|thumb|right|500px|Chris's new cover photo, a Lego version of that evil bitch Megan.]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
* 2 October - Chris makes a series of [[random-access humor]] posts.&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 October - Chris posts an angry rant directed at [[Megan]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 4 October - Chris continues to express his rage about Megan.&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 October - Chris responds to an email purportedly from Megan, and beats her up in a [[LEGO|Lego]] showdown.&lt;br /&gt;
* 7 October - Chris is raising money for a children's hospital.&lt;br /&gt;
* 8 October - Chris has potentially found a new place to play [[Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 11 October - Chris announces that someone is using his name maliciously.&lt;br /&gt;
* 13 October - Chris has reached his fundraising goal.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 October - Chris is having jaw problems and begs for a woman to save him from his miserable life.&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 October - Chris reviews a [[McDonald's]] product.&lt;br /&gt;
* 17-18 October - Chris claims to have received gifts from [[trolls|fans]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 28 October - Chris demands that the trolls stop snooping into his private Facebook posts.&lt;br /&gt;
* 30 October - Chris is shocked to discover that his [[high school]] [[gal-pals]] only pretended to be his friends out of pity.&lt;br /&gt;
* 31 October - Chris is still crushed by this news and requests apologies from those who have wronged him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Status Updates==&lt;br /&gt;
===Wacky random-access humor!===&lt;br /&gt;
On 2 October 2013 Chris made a series of [[random-access humor]] posts. According to Facebook, these were all posted near one of the locations called [[wikipedia:Clover Hill, Virginia|Clover Hill, Virginia]], but it is not clear which one exactly:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Basement Rats and Free Hats! We don't have either one. - feeling dumb}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Muck stuck icky bickie boo boo boom.&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;~~~~~~~~~~&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; - feeling dumb}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|&amp;quot;Carrots are good for your eyes; can it dial a phone?&amp;quot; - feeling dumb}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I once knew a man from Nantucket, who had on his head a stupid bucket. - feeling dumb}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|There once was a nose from Pocanose, but then it ran away to Snotsville. - feeling dumb}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Oh, look. There's a hippo on my head. I'm flat as a paper. Don't just stand there; write a letter on me. &amp;quot;Dear sir, Hello. Buck Williams. - feeling dumb}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|&amp;quot;I'm upside-down in a car, driving my way to the grocery store&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Root-De-Doot-De-Doot&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Stop saying &amp;quot;Root-De-Doot-De-Doot;&amp;quot; that's my bit, get your own.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Okay, how about Spling-pling-bling-bing-slee-de-lee-dee.&amp;quot; - feeling dumb}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|&amp;quot;Slimerr.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Whaat?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I'm gonna bust your ass.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Nooooooooooo!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Ha-Ha.&amp;quot; - feeling dumb}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|When your mind is a blank, the repeated stupidities really drive you insane, and it is boring! - feeling dumb}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|3 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;[[Megan Schroeder]]!&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, [[Trolls]], [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]] People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.&lt;br /&gt;
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By the way, I have checked with [[Megagi La Skunk]]; [[Chris and reality|she feels deep distrust in you]]. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist. Also, your [[Sailor Megtune]] powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! [[Sailor Moon|Usagi and the Sailor Scouts]] would have been most ashamed of you.&lt;br /&gt;
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You need to pay me what you owe for [[Chris and hypocrisy|Destroying Me, My Heart, My Soul, and My Life]] with your ungratefulness to [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|my past loyalty and devotion]]. You played me for a fool for Years, making me spend and spend on you with borrowed [[Chris and money|money]]! You continuously had [[Mimms]] an everyone else online humiliate me! I can not ever find employment now, because my background check has been made null and void with Your Damn Internet Troll Army! You would not even accept the Copies of the Uncut SM series I had burned for you! You conned me into giving you my Original DVDs. It is as if I was swindled into bargain basement, counterfeit imported crap. I poured my heart for you, and you break the glass pitcher the essence was stored in.&lt;br /&gt;
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You need to pay me what you greatly owe me for Destroying Me! And I not or you and your army, stressing us out, [[Bob|my father]] would still be alive today! Face Me In Person and settle our Long Heated Rivalry and Domestic Hatred, NOW!!! :( -feeling angry.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris immediately posted two more comments:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|And by the way, [[Chris and religion|I pray]] you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch]] and the [[Michael Snyder|Bastard]]! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Apologize or else===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|4 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the [[CWCki|Cwcki]], its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking [[Internet]] is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT [[Ban|BANNED]] FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female [[Sweetheart]] for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===GAMe PLACe revelations===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|4 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. &amp;quot;Christian is so weird. &amp;quot; &amp;quot;Tell me about it.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;He hangs on to me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my after both of those times he stressed out.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed fro murder.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I just want to ban him from &amp;quot;MY&amp;quot; store forever.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;[[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] are tech freaks! Let's enlist them.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Yeah! Chris will be banned from &amp;quot;YOUR&amp;quot; store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; His Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my [[homosexual]] fake boyfriend in front of him!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;&amp;quot;HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to [[curse]] and haunt you with my father at my side.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Immediately afterwards Chris posted:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|NOBODY COMMENT OR EMAIL ME! I want HER to contact me In Person and Face to Face!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Queen Bee has finally showed her hand===&lt;br /&gt;
After his previous post, Chris was emailed by a person purporting to be Megan, and responded:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|5 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
The Queen Bee has finally showed her hand. If she was so innocent of causing my grief online the past six years, she would have not told me the name of the nearby friendly neighborhood webmaster of a Troll that could &amp;quot;take some stuff down&amp;quot; from the internet.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|From: Megan Schroeder&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To: Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Re: &amp;quot;Outstanding Community Member&amp;quot; my ass and foot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
October 5, 2013 at 8:58 PM&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DIDN'T CONSPIRE TO DESTROY YOUR LIFE! You did that enough on your own! With your ridiculous webcomic and your &amp;quot;war&amp;quot; against ED. As for the touching thing, I don't like being touched by men who aren't in a relationship with me. And all those things you did for me? I thought you did that because we were friends, and I was gratefull! Do you know how much of your crap I put up with? The touching, the rants, the being creepy...all that! And I didn't fake romance, that was real. Christopher wasn't gay and how did that send you into mental shock? Did you believe I was yours or something? You were already an internet phenomenon loooong before I ever came into the picture. I never set up that ED page, it wasn't me who told Mimms and Lucas to do stuff, I didn't get you banned from the store, and I sure as Hell am not responsible for the death of your father! Do you know how bad that picture made me feel? It scared the Hell out of me! You are the one who should apologize! Didn't you consider me a &amp;quot;sweetheart&amp;quot;? Well, for all your other &amp;quot;sweethearts&amp;quot;, you made those stupid videos. So if I still mean so damn much to you, why don't you make a video apologizing to me and maybe, just maybe, I'll consider e-mailing Lucas and telling him to take some stuff down.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Lego Soul Calibur Showdown===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris posted 28 photos which presumably tell a narrative of an epic showdown. He then changed his profile picture and cover photo to fit the theme.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|5 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
Me versus Megan Schroeder; [[Soul Calibur]] style with Tag Team.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Meganfight 1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Meganfight 26.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Meganfight 27.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Meganfight 28.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Children's hospitals videos===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|6 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/8vYDB8fojP PlayStation and Extra Life Team Up For Children's Hospitals}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
and:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|6 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
I'm supporting @CMNHospitals through @ExtraLife4Kids! http://t.co/QwohGHw5dT via @DonorDrive}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chris is fundraising===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|7 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
I just raised 37 dollars towards the 200 goal; please, Give me the reason to play on for 25 Hours on November 2nd.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pony music===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|8 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
I Am Octavia &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;[Titanium Parody] ~ EileMonty [Feat; Nowacking &amp;amp; WildCards]&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; - listening to Eilemonty.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===New Pokémon place===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|8 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
I may have found a new place, or otherwise an old League that has Moved, to go to for [[pokemon|Pok'emon]] TCG League Friday Nights. Located at [[UVA]]. Tell No One I am considering this. Comments are welcome.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|http://jeffersongym.wordpress.com/}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[William Elliott Waterman]] remarked:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|I'd love to join these if they were about the nintendo handheld games instead of the card games.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Another friend added:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|Oh man, so jealous! I wish they had one around here. Do you think they play regulation? Looks like some leadership opportunity, too. :)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris replied:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|they play both the cards and the (3)DS}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris is not in the Phillippines===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|11 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**Announcement**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Someone is pretending to be me in Spoofing and has been spamming the message screen capped below to a lot of people; likely those in my contact list on my AOL account.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mainly, I have not ever been to the Phillipines; I am still in [[Ruckersville]], VA; financial issues for real right here and now are irrelevant, and I am not in any trouble with any police or &amp;quot;embassy&amp;quot;. Whoever is pretending to be me in this spoof attempt needs to stop or be stopped.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And in any case, please disregard the message if you have received it. — :( feeling pissed off.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fundraising update===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|11 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
We got 142/200 dollars in the pot for UVA Children's Hospital; Please, at least 58 more towards my twenty-five hour gaming marathon portion. And more beyond that would still be much appreciated for the children.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://t.co/f7kVChupfo}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fundraising goal reached===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|13 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
We've reached over the 200 Dollar Mark by 8; Thank you everyone who donated. More donations will be accepted and appreciated by UVA Medical Center. I will start my 25 Hour Gameathon at Midnight EST, November 2, 2013, with the rest of the gamers!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===More charity &amp;quot;work&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|14 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
I just supported Play games. Heal kids. Nov. 2 on @ThunderclapIt // @ExtraLife4Kids http://t.co/vJPvhVKox0}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Jaw problems and a plea for rescue===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|14 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
Two Things: 1) [[Chris and health|My jaw started squeaking]] an airy jig when I chew food. Internet search finds me with a TSJ disorder. [[Barb|My mother]] stresses me with her continuous rants about her damn miniature scabie flies, her suffering, the low finances here and shit!!! It is no wonder I ended up with jaw clenching towards TSJD.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Second) I am considering online meeting women. And right now, I need a Hero of a Woman to get me out of this mental hell hole of a fate I am forced to live at home. Blessing count: roof over my head, compassionate, sweet [[Clover and Snoopy|beagle dogs]], hobby pursuit, whatnot. My mother and the trolls and [[God]] are all giving me grief and [[stress]]. My mother is a good person, but when she goes on and on and on about the bad news, rearranges things, yelling at me, talking down to me, I feel bothered. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some Woman! Please Help Me! - :( feeling stressed.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Kim]] asked:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|Have you gone to a doctor?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris responded:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|I will be seeing my physician later today about my TSJ problem.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===BOLDY SPICY!===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|15 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
I just had a 5 piece Mighty Wing at [[McDonald's|McDonalds]], with honey mustard; I had a sauce-free bite first. At the Forest Lakes location at least, there is a reason for offering a large drink free with 5 piece purchase. BOLDY SPICY!! They would do just as well offering a milk jug or two with purchase. They should make t-shirts: &amp;quot;I Survived the McD Mighty Wings!&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Also, I just had my [[obesity|weight]] checked; lost seven pounds; now at 211.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===A &amp;quot;Present&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|17 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Delorean.png|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, look at the latest in Troll/&amp;quot;Fan&amp;quot; Presents: a Lego DeLorean. It was fun to build it. Thank you. - :D feeling amused.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But Kim was suspicious:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|Huh, I think I might be misunderstanding you. So, a troll gave you the idea for this and you bought the kit and made it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Where did you buy it? Did you get a good deal on it?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris replied:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|No, a troll purchased and sent me the kit as a gift from Amazon.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Kim was not convinced:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|Aww c'mon, don't bullshit me. No they didn't. Where'd you get it?}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris didn't answer.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Another &amp;quot;Present&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|18 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Great pumpkin.png|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Someone else sent me a present; a Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Amazon must be their favorite place to shop online.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kim again called him out:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|But no one sent you this as a present either. I don't get what this post is about. Could you explain it?}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris remained silent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Respect my privacy===&lt;br /&gt;
After the September 2013 Facebook leak on the [[CWCki Forums]], Chris posted the following:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|28 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
Announcement: Attention Everyone: Whoever has been capping and discussing my private posts, Please Stop It. I have no intention towards anything online, and my private thoughts I share Only with my Real Friends in my List Only should remain Private as such. And I have not been whining about anyone, so please stop bothering people and telling them that I had. I will never be a member of anything about and/or against me online Ever, so any &amp;quot;kind offers&amp;quot; will be automatically rejected and ignored.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In other words, Leave Me Alone and Quit Talking About Me At All, you pinheaded Trolls!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Reality Comes Knocking===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has received messages from people purporting to be his high school gal-pals. According to [[Thetan]], one of the trolls known for doing this, the text in the red box was quoted from an actual email from one of the gal-pals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|30 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had long thought I was liked genuinely as a person in [[Manchester High School]] by my closest [[gal pals]] and everyone else. Now I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let me share a couple of recent emails from one of my friends. I am not doing this to be mean, cruel or bad, but it really hurts me emotionally.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|A lot of us were surprised, even shocked to see how much Christian had changed from the way we remembered him in high school. He was just this awkward, slightly-odd, shy kid back then. A lot of the [[Slow-in-the-minds|Special Ed kids]] got picked on but, [[Chris and his Ego|for some reason]], Christian seemed to get it much worse than the others. _____ and _____ I let Christian hang out with us mainly because we felt sorry for him. He sort of latched onto us, like he expected us to protect him. He was like a [[Naïve|lost little boy]]. Sometimes I think he saw us as sort of mother figures, which seems [[Incest|a little creepy now]], but Christian seemed harmless enough back then, and we didn't mind him hanging out with us. As far as socializing goes, we didn't really hang with him outside of school, except for the time we went to [[My big 18th party|his 18th birthday party]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
_____ and _____ weren't so much friends of Christian's, as they were his protectors. Some kids used to mess with him and steal his stuff. These kids were constantly teasing Christian and picking on him, doing whatever they could to get some kind of reaction out of him. Mostly Christian just cried or ran away. I don't think I can remember a time where he tried to stand up to the bullies. He seemed to prefer to have other people do that for him. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No, I don't really follow Christian's activity on [[Facebook]]. I'm actually not on his friends list, for reasons I'd rather not discuss with someone I don't really know that well (no offense). I know a lot of the people that are on his friends list, and they mostly ignore him. He's basically background noise. The only time they really notice his posts is when he tags them. Some of the stuff he posts is kind of bizarre and disturbing, which is the main reason why I decided I didn't want to have any contact with him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm also really creeped out that he's still obsessed with _____ and he's actively looking for her. She is well aware of this and she's taken steps to make sure that she's VERY hard, if not impossible, to find. Yes, I've been in touch with her, but I don't feel that I have her permission to pass along her contact information. I'll pass along your email address though, if that's OK. That way, she can contact you if she wants to. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A lot of people became friends with Christian because of the reunion and also, because a lot of them still felt sorry for him. Some people are having second thoughts though, after seeing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|that awful picture]] he drew of [[Megan Schroeder|his friend]]. A lot of people stopped feeling sorry for him and started ignoring him after they saw that. I was shocked that he could draw something so gross and depraved. The &amp;quot;thumbs up&amp;quot; sign really pissed me off for some reason. The whole thing was very sexist, disrespectful, and, above all - damn creepy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my suspicions about who may have leaked Christian's Facebook posts, but I'd rather not say, because I don't want to be involved in this. Christian accused this person of &amp;quot;leaking&amp;quot; the full list of classmates from our graduating class. Christian contacted some of his MHS friends and tried to make trouble. He told them to give this guy a hard time for what he did. His friends weren't amused. Anyway, I don't think Christian has anything to worry about. He's not friends with this guy anymore.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quotebox|Once again, Not to be mean, cruel or bad: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I did not mean to sound cruel; I had thought you all were my friends for the sake of friendship, not for pity. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Really? REALLY?! You all thought of me as weak from first and outside impressions? For your information, I was not picked on as much as I am interpreting your exaggeration. If I was picked on as much as stated, I would have had wedgies, I would have been pestered in the Locker Room, I would have been shoved into a locker, etc., and NONE of those things have ever happened to me at all. I never expected any &amp;quot;protection&amp;quot; from anyone, and I looked up to you all as my Friends, Never like mothers. Oh, my god. I had no preference to anyone doing anything for me; I did a Lot of things for myself, including my homework. I was consistently on [[honor roll|Honor Roll]]. Forgive me if my posts were not being considered &amp;quot;Normal&amp;quot; to you, but my life is what it is, and [[Honest Content|I am usually honest about details.]] NOBODY is happy or mentally sound 24/7/365. EVERYONE in this world has their own Mental Problems, No Matter What or Who. And frankly, I feel pissed off that you would judge me still for that ONE drawing that I had already elaborated on to make sure it had not been taken out of context. And [[Mimms]] is not to be trusted. If he really wanted to help me, he would have never EVER taken my photograph in [[2007]] and make mockery of me! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For everyone's information, I wanted to locate [[Tiffany Gowen]], because I wanted and needed my closest friend to talk to and find closure; I am Lonely and Sad! I went well out of my way to gather towards bringing everyone together for the reunion; I put a lot of the pure goodness I had felt in my my heart and soul into that work. Now I find out everyone was nice to me not for the sake of friendship or that they liked me, but because of sorry feelings! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I was mainstreamed throughout my education; [[Chris and reality|it had worked out well for me.]] I could be a lot worse off. I am not certain pity friendships are for the better for anyone, but real [[My_Little_Pony|friendships really are magic]] and healing, or at least they're supposed to be. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well, now I know where I stand — :`( feeling very sad.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris later added:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|This makes me so sad, I actually considered suicide. The only reasons I don't do it are my mother and my dogs, and that [[Chris and religion|premature death leaves one in Limbo]]. I am really hurt, and I feel emotionally paralyzed and numb. It all hurts.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris is an emotional zombie===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chriszombie.jpg|thumb|right|200px|New profile pic for 31 October--Chris is an emotional zombie.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|31 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
Well, I am emotionally dead again. Now I wander with more blankness and lack of purpose.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm coming after your soul as an emotional zombie. Boo. - :`( feeling sad.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris rehashed this theme with a new [[Halloween]]-themed profile pic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chris Will Only Accept Your Apologies In Person===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|31 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone wants to sincerely apologize to me or actually offer anything even remotely positive to me, come to my house at [[14 Branchland Court]] in Ruckersville, Virginia; I don't take emails, phone calls or whatnot; those can be faked.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===PLEASE UNDO IT!===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|31 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
Look, Whoever reported me just now, PLEASE UNDO IT! I was typing a message to [[Gal pal#Molly Quarles|Molly Marie Quarles]] asking her if the recent email applied to her as well.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Posts by Chris's Friends==&lt;br /&gt;
On 4 October 2013 [[William Elliott Waterman]] changed his profile picture:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|4 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:William Elliott Waterman.jpg|thumb]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris was not happy with what he saw:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|7 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not funny; why are you [[Chris and his Ego|trying to look like me?]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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To which Waterman responded:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxred|7 October 2013&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What do you mean? This is just the way I look, Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==eBay Selling Feed==&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Facebook}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I can tell in my heart Julie IS 19.|Chris on Julie.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 10]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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|header1  = Information&lt;br /&gt;
|label1   = Name&lt;br /&gt;
|data1    = [[Calling Out &amp;quot;Julaaaay&amp;quot; - David|&amp;quot;David&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|label2   = Also known as&lt;br /&gt;
|data2    = BlueSpike&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;LeonSpike&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Julie Milvana&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;JULAAAY&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Max Milvana&lt;br /&gt;
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|data3    = 12 October 1996 (age {{Age|1996|10|12}})&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;kiwi&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/members/bluespike.24172/ Bluespike's Kiwi Farms account]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|label4   = Gender&lt;br /&gt;
|data4    = &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Female&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Male&lt;br /&gt;
|label5   = Nationality&lt;br /&gt;
|data5    = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|label6   = [[Chris and race|Race]]&lt;br /&gt;
|data6    = White&lt;br /&gt;
|label7   = Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
|data7    = [[Troll]], proto-[[ween]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BlueSpike''' (AKA '''LeonSpike''', &amp;quot;a 13 year old brat&amp;quot; with [[Asperger syndrome]] according to Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Calling Out &amp;quot;Julaaaay&amp;quot; - David]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) was a proto-[[ween]] who [[troll]]ed Chris through two feigned identities: a [[sweetheart]] named '''Julie''' (aka '''JULAAAY''') and her evil brother '''Max'''. Most of the trolling involved BlueSpike having phone sex with Chris for hours each night, listening to Chris [[Mass debating|masturbating]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob walks in]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; As BlueSpike was in complete control of Chris, he could have done more sinister things, but night after night he engaged in nothing but noisy, fabricated (on Blue's end) phone sex and listening to Chris jacking off very loudly. (Draw your own conclusion about his sexuality)&lt;br /&gt;
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BlueSpike's trolling caused Chris to admit to Julie that he had tried using [[sex toys|a dildo and anal beads]], convinced Chris to [[Ohio trip|take a long drive to Ohio]] in what he saw as an effort to rescue his girlfriend, produced the infamous [[For Julie's Eyes Only|sex tape]] where he fucks [[Kimmi]], made him describe a future scene from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] alluding to his [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay fans]], and was the impetus for the legendary incident where [[Bob Walks In|his father walked in]] to him with his pants down. He was also responsible for other sick shit, including coercing Chris into shoving his [[Medallions|Sonichu Medallion]] up his ass while he watched and mocked him. After that, he was involved in relatively minor trolling incidents before fading into obscurity.&lt;br /&gt;
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BlueSpike's treatment of Chris is considered to be sadistic, being emotionally and even sexually abusive [[Julie Reveals Herself|during the Mumble call where he revealed himself as Julie]]. His harsh treatment of Chris was unparalleled by any of Chris's past [[trolls]], and would not be matched again until the likes of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Bella]] got ahold nearly a decade later. Of the classic trolls, Chris has noted that he hates BlueSpike the most for the traumatic experience he caused during that Mumble call, along with tricking him into taking a long road trip that scared his parents half to death.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2021 social media posts#Discussing trolls and other stuff]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; BlueSpike effectively provided the model that all weens would use – though, unlike most that would follow, he was actually successful in his goals – but he eventually expressed regret for his actions years later.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Julie==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!!!!|Chris [[For Julie's Eyes Only|professes his undying love while screwing]] [[Kimmi|a doll]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:ChrisandJulieLBP.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris and Julie, together in [[LittleBigPlanet]]. The salad days.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LetterfromJulie(2of2).jpg|thumb|left|100px|What Chris believed Julie looked like.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Julie Milvana'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (born 13 July 1989&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) was a [[Molvanîa]]n Methodist&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' fan who became Chris's sweetheart after [[PandaHalo]]. Her kidnap by her evil brother Max led to Chris's ill-fated [[Ohio trip|rescue mission]] to Cleveland. &amp;quot;Julie&amp;quot; first appeared in IRC in December [[2008]], suggesting the infamous [[Tour of Chris's House]] video.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (15 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She later posed a ton of ''Sonichu'' questions submitted by fans&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (28 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and was invited to [[Sonichu Girls]].&lt;br /&gt;
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As early as 3 [[January 2009]], she asked Chris what he would do if a [[JERK]] kidnapped his [[heartsweet]]--he said, ''&amp;quot;I would learn his demands if any, or if he hurt her, I'd strike the jerk back.&amp;quot;'' Julie also got excited by the prospect of an orgy with Chris and the Sonichu Girls.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, it was revealed that Chris had promised his virginity to both Panda and Julie, and both ladies were furious, with Julie threatening to kill herself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (04 January 2009)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Later she calmed down and moved to Ohio to live with relatives. Ever classy, Chris suggested a threesome with PandaHalo.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris refused to drive to Ohio, instead insisting that Julie come to him. He also couldn't be bothered to attack Clyde in IRC, even when he threatened Julie.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|150px|Receipts from Chris's epic journey to Cleveland. Note that he asked for no [[pickle]]s on the mayo hamburger, and that the place he at was a [[Sonic]] Drive-In.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's loyalty to Julie would be proven on 26 February 2009, when Max, her evil, mysterious brother, kidnapped her and held her against her will. In response, Chris valiantly [[Ohio trip|travelled to Ohio]] in a bid to rescue her and got his parents all worried. (His ancestors' spirits had wished him &amp;quot;a Safe Trip to Ohio&amp;quot; two days prior at [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Unfortunately, because Chris got the &amp;quot;wrong&amp;quot; address, he ended up at a run-down house in the ghetto that was inhabited by an elderly [[Niggos|black]] woman.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris chose [[Sarah May]] over her, Julie was crushed. Chris apologized, and then abruptly [[Autism|went back to talking about vidya]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;a&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Clyde Cash made more serious threats against Julie, forcing Chris to upload a famous [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|5 February 2009 video]] admitting that he was gay.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;a&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Once Chris got it into his head that PandaHalo had burned to death in a wildfire, he began to focus even more on Julie as a sweetheart.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris received a [[:File:LetterfromJulie(1of2).jpg|letter]] written by Julie, the first physical [[:File:LetterfromJulie(2of2).jpg|proof]] of her &amp;quot;existence&amp;quot;. In it, it details the love professed by her to Chris. That Valentine's Day, Chris uploaded [[LittleBigPlanet|a ''LBP'' level]], and Chris and Julie brought their relationship to the next level with cybersex. [[Bob Chandler]] [[Bob Walks In|walked in]], and the rest is history. [[Borb|Chris's parents]] didn't believe that Julie was TRUE and HONEST.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob Walks In Aftermath]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In an [[For Julie's Eyes Only|infamous video]] on 20 [[February 2009]], Chris created a sex video for Julie with the help of his inflatable assistant Kimmi, in order to give Julie an idea of what their first time together would be like. Chris's tender and passionate cries of &amp;quot;JULAAAAAAAY!&amp;quot; would prove one of the most striking and memorable of CWC-isms; to this date, many erroneously believe that Kimmi ''is'' Julie. This is not so; Chris may be the most desperate man alive, but he's not quite got to the point where he's convinced himself any of his sex dolls are real.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Julie Reveals Herself==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Julie Reveals Herself}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 3 [[March 2009]], Max gained control of Chris's PlayStation Network account, and during an hour-long audio session threatened to sell the PSN account and forbid Julie from seeing Chris. Chris was coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] to be the mayor of CWCville and shoving the pieces of his destroyed [[Sonichu medallion]] up his anal cavity, before he was able to talk to Julie, at which point Julie admits that both she and Max were the figments of BlueSpike's imagination. At no point did BlueSpike even mention the sex tape (which had already gotten nearly 2 million hits on SlutLoad). BlueSpike's female voice is an unconvincing falsetto, which makes it all the more surprising that it worked so well on Chris. This incident shattered both his [[heart level]] – [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|and his anus]] – to 0%.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Julie Reveals Herself&lt;br /&gt;
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|1xo3SAwefBM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 3 [[March 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Featuring      = [[Chris]], [[BlueSpike]], [[Clyde]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Julie|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Reaction===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Advicespikemedallion.png|thumb|left|Kids say the darndest things.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Cheers09.jpg|thumb|right|BlueSpike was kicked out of [[The Miscreants]] following the incident.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On 5 [[March 2009]], an all-out civil war broke out between trolls on the Chris-chan [[ED]] discussion page on whether BlueSpike had gone too far, whether he was a hypocrite, or if he was merely a tool initiated by Clyde Cash to ruse Chris into the further milking of [[lulz]]. Suffice to say, a combination of outrage and troll remorse turned the whole event into a clusterfuck.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|If BlueSpike really is 13 years old, then we know who the real child molesters are. [...] &amp;quot;hey! be one of the cool kids, help this autistic guy jack off, pretend to be a girl so we can video tape and record it...&amp;quot; . Thats the REAL reason you were shiting it and called for a 30 minute silence just after, Clyde. At least you had the balls to say that it was you responsible [...] If Bluespike really is 13, then you groomed a child to perform sex acts on a mentally retarded man for your pleasure. You're fucked, son. You both broke a lolcow, but theres better sport now, ruining your lives. And dont act like you dont care, I saw you shiting yourself all that night and the next, sending waves of members out to kill threads about it or put in false names, just like Your sock earlier in the page. Ready to have a seat of there?|Wit, ED user&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20100919165747/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive14&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Even as [[Julie Reveals Herself]] was being recorded, other trolls can be heard remarking that it was &amp;quot;horrible&amp;quot; and demanding BlueSpike to stop. Early on in [[Mumble 11]], which was recorded a day later, other trolls outright tell BlueSpike to shut up and that nobody likes him before he gets muted.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Impact on Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
While one might think that this level of physical and mental abuse would leave lasting scars, BlueSpike's trolling initially appeared to have virtually '''no''' evident long-term impact on Chris. Just a few weeks after Julie revealed her true identity, Chris had moved onto thinking he'd found another [[Ivy|sweetheart]] online, and just a few weeks after that he had no trouble believing that he was having virtual sex with a [[Vanessa Hudgens|famous Disney Channel celebrity]]. The main effect it had was that although Chris made a new Sonichu medallion, he stopped wearing it until 1 [[July 2009]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, years later, Chris stated that BlueSpike's psychological and sexual abuse of him was in [[June 2021 social media posts#Discussing trolls and other stuff|the top two most traumatic experiences in his life]], with the other contender being the incident at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] where he was pinned down by faculty during an autistic meltdown. Since Chris hasn't provided details of how he felt after the humiliating experience, figuring out how this affected him is left up to speculation. He also sounded reluctant to talk about the incident during [[Calling Out &amp;quot;Julaaaay&amp;quot; - David]], a video where he attempted to dox lolcow David Harlow as being BlueSpike (due to trolls feeding him misinformation), and during the [[BraveryJerk Interviews]], he is shocked when BraveryJerk brings up the incident.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris came to believe that BlueSpike was killed at the hands of [[Clyde Cash]], from an offhand comment by Cash in [[Mumble 12]]. On [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|his version of the ED page]], Chris stated that &amp;quot;That little S.O.B. later died at the hands of the &amp;quot;[[Transformers|Starscream]]&amp;quot; Troll, Clyde Cash.&amp;quot; Of course, this statement was later [[Car Pranks|revealed to be a complete and utter falsehood ]]. Nonetheless, even eight years after the events of 23 August 2011, Chris still believes that BlueSpike is dead.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:EpicOnlineBully.jpeg Chris creates a trading card mentioning 'the late BlueSpike', 22 September 2019]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==&amp;quot;Called out&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
On 23 [[August 2011]], [[Calling Out &amp;quot;Julaaaay&amp;quot; - David|Chris claimed]] to know BlueSpike's real identity (first name '''David''') and threatened to drop dox on him unless he made an apology video by 15 [[September 2011]]. In the video, BlueSpike was to tell people to stop calling Chris &amp;quot;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&amp;quot; and yelling &amp;quot;JULAAAAAAAAYYY!&amp;quot; in [[prank calls]]. Although BlueSpike did not respond to Chris' demands, the death of Bob 2 weeks later caused Chris to leave the Internet before he could reveal BlueSpike's personal information, and he ultimately lost interest in exposing his tormentor. &lt;br /&gt;
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File:JULAYYYYYYYY.PNG|The supposed image of BlueSpike.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Davidharlow.jpg|An unrelated image of David Harlow.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even if Chris did make a video about who BlueSpike really was, it would have been for naught. The personal information Chris had actually belonged to David Harlow, a lolcow also known as [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Nesshelper Nesshelper]. This is evidenced by Nesshelper and BlueSpike apparently sharing the same first name, the &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; photo of BlueSpike being a closeup of [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/File:Davidharlow.jpg this picture of Nesshelper], and Chris' claim of BlueSpike liking big rooms, which references a [http://vimeo.com/21478293 video rant] where Nesshelper complained about the size of a hotel room he was staying in. Aside from not being a troll and having no reason nor motivation to go after Chris, the fact that Nesshelper sounds nothing like BlueSpike in his videos makes it clear they are not the same person. Furthermore, Nesshelper was born on 9 July, 1985&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://nintendodojo.com/profile.aspx?id=12501&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and therefore would have been 23 years old during the Julie saga.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris was presumably given false information to highlight his [[autism|gullibility]] and possibly set up a feud between him and Nesshelper, similar to how [[Ahuviya Rotem Harel]] and [[Christopher Paul Whitney]] made negative remarks about Chris after he accused them of being [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Alec Benson Leary]] respectively. Of course, the aforementioned death of Bob prevented a conflict between the 2 from occurring; regardless, it's likely Nesshelper wasn't even aware of Chris's misguided attempt to dox him out.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Today==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:EpicOnlineBully.jpeg|thumb|Chris' &amp;quot;Epic Online Bully&amp;quot; card, based on Julie/Max]]&lt;br /&gt;
BlueSpike is easily one of the most polarizing trolls in Christory, competing with the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. Most trolls tend to frown on BlueSpike and his methods, as they echo those of [[weens]], [[enablers]], and [[A-Log]]s. Nevertheless, some weens still yearn to return to the sadistic days of BlueSpike, in hopes of an age of trolling where physical pain is inflicted upon Chris. Since 2009, BlueSpike has come of age and matured; he now has a profile on [[Kiwi Farms]],&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;kiwi&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/members/bluespike.24172/ Bluespike's Kiwi Farms account]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which has been given the &amp;quot;Christorical Figure&amp;quot; verification by forum moderators. When asked to reflect upon his time trolling Chris, he wrote:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-869#post-3350028&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|There's been tons of things in my life I've regretted and hated doing later on, all of the stuff from 10 years ago was one of them. I've moved past everything that happened those many years ago and obviously I'm a different person now. It wasn't funny and was a very a-log thing to do. Nothing much else I can say.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On August 28, 2017, BlueSpike responded to a question on his Kiwi Farms&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/members/bluespike.24172/?page=2#profile-post-89931&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; account asking if given the opportunity he would &amp;quot;do it all again&amp;quot;. He responded: &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Probably not, if I would I'd try to do something more similar to Liquid Chris (not trying to ruin his life and just have fun with him)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Even with the passing of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Jacob Sockness]], BlueSpike remains to be Chris's least favorite troll.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord_Q%26A_8#Least_Favorite_Troll|Discord Q&amp;amp;A 8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===False accusations===&lt;br /&gt;
With BlueSpike's identity still remaining a secret, it's natural people would try to find out who was behind the persona; this has nevertheless resulted in some people being improperly tagged as BlueSpike.&lt;br /&gt;
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A handful of people have speculated that BlueSpike may be Waymuu, a YouTube Pooper and concert archivist who, as a kid in 2009 and 2010, made A-Loggy rants towards Chris. These claims are bullshit and based entirely on rumors from Reddit and old comments on his videos and on imageboards. Waymuu was 11 in 2009, thus making it impossible for him to be BlueSpike, something confirmed by both [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTfgGB0YeOI a video] he'd later make debunking the rumors, and by a ''Thomas the Tank Engine'' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw8iX5lY2kY gag dub] he made in 2011 that stated his then-age (13) in the title. While the two did have similar voices around the time, prepubescent boys tend to have similar-sounding voices in general, and Waymuu has different speech patterns and inflections in his. Furthermore, Waymuu had no other sort of involvement in the trolling of Chris outside of making said rants and lurking his ED page.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fan art}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[BlueSpike PSN Chats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bob Walks In]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Julie Reveals Herself]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Idea Guys]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Trolls}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sagas}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Love quest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Sweethearts]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolls]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Julie Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Kick the Autistic</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Variations */&lt;/p&gt;
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{{quote|I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST [[Megan Schroeder|MEGAN]] AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|CRYSTAL]]. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC [[Virgin with rage|25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN]], HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, &amp;quot;KICK THE AUTISTIC!&amp;quot;|Chris, coining the phrase [[Chris and contests|after taking a loss in a contest pretty well]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:KickTheAutisticWii.jpg|thumb|Game of the Year, every year. Available on the Wii...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Kick the Autistic''' was a phrase first coined by Chris when he complained about not receiving preferential treatment for having [[autism]] shortly after he lost the PaRappa the Rapper contest and a chance to score with [[Megan]]. Soon the phrase developed into a game that consists of doing anything [[Chris]] doesn't like. He alleges it is America's favorite, owing to the frequency of his [[trolls|antagonists]] (perceived and real) playing it. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Variations==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Kta.PNG|thumb|...and on the [[Car pranks|blatantly-stupid]] [[HEXBox]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
There are many known variations of the game, and below are the most noteworthy.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Artistic Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Enter a [[Chris_and_contests|competition]] of artistry where Chris is also competing, and [[Honor roll|beat him]]. This is generally easily done by showing any competence at all. Favored by [[Manchester High School#Graduation|his fellow students]] and [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|that no-good]] [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Beware: Chris may [[CWC is Angry|get grumpy and print your picture out to shoot at]], or beat you up in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Set yourself up as one of the most visible and recognized representatives of autism within [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] culture. [[Chris and negotiation|Act like an entitled child]] and [[Chris and sex|develop]] horrifying [[recycling|perversions]], which you discuss freely on [[YouTube]]. Give other autistic people as well as those with [[Asperger's Syndrome]] (which he hates) a bad reputation by association. There is a 100% chance this will result in them trolling you.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Blanca]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Pretend to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. Take the time to befriend Chris, until he trusts you. Once that happens, get him to send you horrific [[Nudes|n00dz]] and [[Medallions|something of value to him]], and record yourself destroying it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Jimmy Hill]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
If you are an artist troll or just bored, plagiarize Chris's own plagiarized comics. Chris is very funny about the material which he has plagiarized, and he will throw a fit and take [[Chris_and_the_law|legal action]] against you &amp;quot;if not removed by 14 days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sweetheart]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Pretend to befriend Chris, known for being of the completely clueless type and willing to trust anyone who claims to have a [[china]]. Then, when you have gained his trust, tell him to do something amusing. Say you are a woman who is turned on at the thought of him [[recycling]]. Once this happens, put the goods up on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[Kiwi Farms]], and sit back as you watch them get their [[Laughs Under Lucricities]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickleman]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Go to [[Virginia]] and somehow meet up with Chris while wearing a [[pickle]] costume. He will be bewildered by it, and too powerless to act.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[The Miscreants|Miscreant]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Set [[Sonichu|events]] in motion that will keep Chris from [[Virgin with rage|ever getting laid]]. Physically [[Chris and health|weaken]] him so that he can't even [[iPods Down and Listen Up|rape]] a woman to lose his virginity, or do anything else for that matter. Extra points for clouding up [[BlueSpike|his]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|judgement]]. As an added &amp;quot;fuck you,&amp;quot; send &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;an impostor&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Liquid Chris|The True and Honest Christian Weston Chandler]] to swipe [[Kacey|his sweetheart.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Keep doing this for the rest of his life, then send him to Hell where he'll be trolled for all eternity...or reincarnated as a pickle; whichever. The current champion of this style is Chris himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Liquid]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Pretend that you are&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Be the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of [[Sonichu]], the electric hedgehog Pokémon. Upload videos on [[YouTube]] detailing your many encounters with [[Clyde Cash]] and your success at attracting a boyfriend-free girl. Brag about the millions you have earned thanks to Sonichu, and try to conquer the Sonichu media empire that is rightfully yours. Bonus points if you purchase ad space on the [[CWCipedia]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Alec Benson Leary of [[Asperchu]] has used a similar tactic, to much the same effect.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Michael Snyder]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Give Chris [[List of places that have banned Chris|the banhammer]], thus preventing him from going to [[The GAMe PLACe|his favorite establishment]], for [[Chris and anger|no]] [[Chris and his Ego|good]] [[death threats|reason]] other than [[Autism#Chris and other autistics|sheer hatred for autistic people]]. Patiently wait until he tries to come back to his rightful place, and then [[28 October 2011#Email?|rub your legs on his car's bumper in order to fake injury]]. Sue Chris for damages and bribe [[July 2012 Facebook posts#Court|whoever needs to be bribed]]; once this is done, you'll be rolling in the dough.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Chris and religion|God]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Refuse to bail out the one and only Autistic Hero and center of your universe, Christian Weston Chandler of [[Ruckersville, VA]] whenever he hits parked cars, [[28 October 2011|trespasses on private property]], [[Mal-Wart|vandalizes store displays]], or [[26 December 2014|maces GameStop employees]]. Grant prayers to people with concerns that aren't half as important as winning glorious victory over the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies. Finally, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|refuse to step in when your Autistic Hero accidentally sets his home ablaze]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Gal pal|Gal Pal]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Reveal that [[Kellie Andes|you]] were [[Gal pal#Betrayal|just friends with him out of pity]]. Then, when Chris [[Chris and anger|throws a tantrum]] about it, turn that pity into laughter by linking to one of [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|his videos]] for all of his former gal pals to see just how far he's fallen since they've last seen him. Then, when the [[Catherine]] saga is coming to a close, reveal yourself as the fabricating troll mastermind behind both the admitting of befriending Chris out of pity, and the saga itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sega]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Push your biggest fan's buttons by changing the arm color of your main hero from tan to blue in your latest game. Watch [[Sonic Boom Protests|the hilarity]] [[26 December 2014|ensue.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Financhu Crisis]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Grant the Chandlers another mortgage on [[14 Branchland Court]], so they can have more spending money for their hoards, then [[stress]] them out by holding them to a payment plan.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Pmurt]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Gradually work your way up in life to become a billionaire, and eventually the President of the United States. Watch as Chris films himself [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|threatening death on you by smashing his own toys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Be a voice actress/artist who Chris orbits on Twitter. Accept his money to draw art commissions for him, then take cover as [[weens]] make fake pledges on your Patreon while Chris begins calling you &amp;quot;darling&amp;quot; and spamming your business email. Finally, call him out in public for being creepy and spending beyond his means, then step back as Chris tries to win you over by painting a bulls-eye on himself and telling everyone to [[HarassCWCdirectly]]. For bonus points, join the [[Kiwi Farms|trolls' internet forum]] and [[Doopie E-mails|leak the emails he had sent to you]]. Afterwards, have Chris talk with one of your [[LadyOfTheCosmo|best friends]], and have them start a flame war. If done right, have her [[A-Log]] Chris throughout all of her posts for him displaying the same creepy behaviour towards her.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Jessica Quinn|Quinn]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Be one of Chris' Facebook friends over a span of years and latch onto him when he's desperate for a girlfriend. As soon as you see him stalking a [[DoopieDoOver|voice actress]] on LazyCast, break up with him, wait for him to film himself crying about it, and then get back together with him. Be sure to goad him into making a rage video cursing [[Kiwi Farms]] trolls by completely ending the relationship one day before you were set to meet in real life and saying that they had hacked your Facebook as the reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Idea Guy]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
When you notice Chris's [[Chris and reality|detachment from reality]] and [[Autism|his gullibility]], take advantage of both to troll him. First, make up stories about [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|the various happenings]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his creation]], and then inform Chris about them. Afterward, tell Chris to do a number of ridiculous tasks that you know will fly over his head, whether it be telling him to write &amp;quot;I have a penis&amp;quot; in Japanese, whilst making him think it's his signature, or forcing him to do the ''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'' chant, whilst making him think it's an [[CWC-isms#A|anchuent]] Cherokean chant. Chris's response to such coercion will vary, so use it wisely. This style is bound to work if you inform him that Rosechu has a pickle, though. As an alternative, you can go the extra mile, and do some of the most deranged stuff any player of the game has commited, whether it be telling him to [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|shit]] on the floor, or telling him to physically beat both himself and his mother.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Bella]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
If the above gameplay style is STILL not enough to satisfy your sadistic desires, then gather [[incest|incriminating information on Chris]] and use it to coerce him into [[A-Logging|committing suicide.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Message and harass the Twitter accounts that Chris follows with large amounts of embarrassing information about him in order to get Chris [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew|blocked]] from viewing those accounts.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[ProjectSNT]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Redesign some of Chris's characters and [[Stress|watch his mind completely break because he doesn't like a certain design element.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Hijack Chris' delusions and tell him that he has to have sex with you in order for them to come true. Spend thousands of dollars for the opportunity to get access to Chris, only for him to epically shut you down.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trollshielding Style===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ChrisKicksHirtes.png|thumb|How to lose the game spectacularly]]&lt;br /&gt;
If you have [[weening|no creativity]] or aren't skilled enough to execute the above versions of play properly, but you want to use Chris's tard rage [[a-logging|to cover up your lulzyness]], you may want to use this variation of the game as a last resort. You'll see why this is a very bad idea as soon as you've read the instructions. First, you'll either want to [[Michael Hirtes|create close to ten Twitter sockpuppet accounts to spam and flame Chris with]], or [[A-log|create a YouTube channel solely dedicated to subpar commentaries on his older videos]]. Once you've farmed enough content, share your hard work and effort to get as many desperate upvotes and views as possible. If somebody figures out your shenanigans, do not fret. Just try to cover it up in a half-assed fashion, even if you stupidly include your own profile pic in one of the screenshots you sent to the [[Kiwi Farms]]. Even after you've been called out on your bullshit, simply continue attacking Chris on your preferred platform every time he posts new content, usually with some dead meme that anyone else would find cringy or by telling the rest of the world how horrible Chris is compared to you. All and all, you should never try to play the game this way, as you are always going to lose regardless of how you try to execute it. Chris will never respond to your unfunny commentaries let alone rage over them. Plus, all of your desperate trollshielding and spamming will only lead you to being mocked even more. Double Dumbass points if it is Chris who ends up kicking you instead.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Literally===&lt;br /&gt;
Examples of literally kicking the autistic include: the teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] (allegedly), [[Jerkop]]s (probably exaggerated) and [[Niggos#Niggos in Chris's life|TJ from GAMe PLACe]] (almost).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has never experienced any substantial physical pain in his entire life that we know of. No broken bones or bare knuckle fights. His parents never raised a hand against him. There is also no evidence of him ever being grounded, or punished in any significant way – even after being [[Bob Walks In|caught masturbating in the kitchen]]! The only citation provided by Chris of physical pain whatsoever is an anecdotal story about the time that [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] tried to teach him how to roller-skate. Chris fell and skinned his knee, vowing never to roller-skate again.&lt;br /&gt;
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Because Chris has never been through the &amp;quot;school of hard knocks&amp;quot; ([[Charlottesville_Fashion_Square#Chris_vs._Fashion_Square|even running away if a confrontation seems imminent]]), he seems pretty confident that he [[Mary Lee Walsh|can]] [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|tell]] [[Clyde Cash|any]][[Michael Snyder|one]] [[Death threats|any]][[Chris and race|thing]] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|he]] [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|wants]] without fear of consequence. On [[28 October 2011]] and [[26 December 2014]], respectively, Chris committed crimes which could have seen him end up in jail, where inmates don't take kindly to [[Chris and anger|temper tantrums]]. Fortunately for him, he evaded both fates, but the latter incident saw Chris getting a probation, and he won't be as lucky if he gets in trouble with the law again during the period.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Uses by Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
Recorded examples of this particular [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] include the following:&lt;br /&gt;
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*In the e-mail he sent to Sony after losing [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], Chris blamed his failure on &amp;quot;AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC!'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*At the same time, in his first [[PSN blogs|PSN blog entry]] cursing [[Adam Stackhouse]], he bitched and mixed his metaphors about how &amp;quot;I have been the dog in America's favorite game, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC' for my whole life.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*After finding out that [[PandaHalo|Panda]] was a troll during [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], Chris whined, &amp;quot;And so, the world continues to play the world's favorite game of 'Kick the Autistic'.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Addressing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] users on [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#21 January|21 January 2008]], Chris wrote ''&amp;quot;And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of &amp;quot;KICK THE AUTISTIC&amp;quot;, [[Chris and hypocrisy|then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize.]]&amp;quot;'' in an attempt to get them to back off.&lt;br /&gt;
*A variation was used in Chris's second version of [[It's UGH!#Remake|Ok2bgay]], with Chris opening the video with the words &amp;quot;Merry Kickmas&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jerkop]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] - Former [[Video games|Nintendo of America]] president, hoping to release Kick the Autistic on all major [[Nintendo]] consoles in time for [[Christmas]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Trolls]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Pin the Autistic]] – The prequel to America's favorite game.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of places that have banned Chris|Ban the Autistic]] – The spin-off to America's favorite game.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TF2 Analysis|Block the Autistic]] – The hit sequel to America's favorite game.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST [[Megan Schroeder|MEGAN]] AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|CRYSTAL]]. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC [[Virgin with rage|25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN]], HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, &amp;quot;KICK THE AUTISTIC!&amp;quot;|Chris, coining the phrase [[Chris and contests|after taking a loss in a contest pretty well]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:KickTheAutisticWii.jpg|thumb|Game of the Year, every year. Available on the Wii...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Kick the Autistic''' was a phrase first coined by Chris when he complained about not receiving preferential treatment for having [[autism]] shortly after he lost the PaRappa the Rapper contest and a chance to score with [[Megan]]. Soon the phrase developed into a game that consists of doing anything [[Chris]] doesn't like. He alleges it is America's favorite, owing to the frequency of his [[trolls|antagonists]] (perceived and real) playing it. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Variations==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Kta.PNG|thumb|...and on the [[Car pranks|blatantly-stupid]] [[HEXBox]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
There are many known variations of the game, and below are the most noteworthy.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Artistic Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Enter a [[Chris_and_contests|competition]] of artistry where Chris is also competing, and [[Honor roll|beat him]]. This is generally easily done by showing any competence at all. Favored by [[Manchester High School#Graduation|his fellow students]] and [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|that no-good]] [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Beware: Chris may [[CWC is Angry|get grumpy and print your picture out to shoot at]], or beat you up in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Set yourself up as one of the most visible and recognized representatives of autism within [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] culture. [[Chris and negotiation|Act like an entitled child]] and [[Chris and sex|develop]] horrifying [[recycling|perversions]], which you discuss freely on [[YouTube]]. Give other autistic people as well as those with [[Asperger's Syndrome]] (which he hates) a bad reputation by association. There is a 100% chance this will result in them trolling you.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Blanca]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Pretend to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. Take the time to befriend Chris, until he trusts you. Once that happens, get him to send you horrific [[Nudes|n00dz]] and [[Medallions|something of value to him]], and record yourself destroying it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Jimmy Hill]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
If you are an artist troll or just bored, plagiarize Chris's own plagiarized comics. Chris is very funny about the material which he has plagiarized, and he will throw a fit and take [[Chris_and_the_law|legal action]] against you &amp;quot;if not removed by 14 days.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sweetheart]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Pretend to befriend Chris, known for being of the completely clueless type and willing to trust anyone who claims to have a [[china]]. Then, when you have gained his trust, tell him to do something amusing. Say you are a woman who is turned on at the thought of him [[recycling]]. Once this happens, put the goods up on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[Kiwi Farms]], and sit back as you watch them get their [[Laughs Under Lucricities]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickleman]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Go to [[Virginia]] and somehow meet up with Chris while wearing a [[pickle]] costume. He will be bewildered by it, and too powerless to act.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[The Miscreants|Miscreant]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Set [[Sonichu|events]] in motion that will keep Chris from [[Virgin with rage|ever getting laid]]. Physically [[Chris and health|weaken]] him so that he can't even [[iPods Down and Listen Up|rape]] a woman to lose his virginity, or do anything else for that matter. Extra points for clouding up [[BlueSpike|his]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|judgement]]. As an added &amp;quot;fuck you,&amp;quot; send &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;an impostor&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Liquid Chris|The True and Honest Christian Weston Chandler]] to swipe [[Kacey|his sweetheart.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Keep doing this for the rest of his life, then send him to Hell where he'll be trolled for all eternity...or reincarnated as a pickle; whichever. The current champion of this style is Chris himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Liquid]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Pretend that you are&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Be the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of [[Sonichu]], the electric hedgehog Pokémon. Upload videos on [[YouTube]] detailing your many encounters with [[Clyde Cash]] and your success at attracting a boyfriend-free girl. Brag about the millions you have earned thanks to Sonichu, and try to conquer the Sonichu media empire that is rightfully yours. Bonus points if you purchase ad space on the [[CWCipedia]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Alec Benson Leary of [[Asperchu]] has used a similar tactic, to much the same effect.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Michael Snyder]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Give Chris [[List of places that have banned Chris|the banhammer]], thus preventing him from going to [[The GAMe PLACe|his favorite establishment]], for [[Chris and anger|no]] [[Chris and his Ego|good]] [[death threats|reason]] other than [[Autism#Chris and other autistics|sheer hatred for autistic people]]. Patiently wait until he tries to come back to his rightful place, and then [[28 October 2011#Email?|rub your legs on his car's bumper in order to fake injury]]. Sue Chris for damages and bribe [[July 2012 Facebook posts#Court|whoever needs to be bribed]]; once this is done, you'll be rolling in the dough.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Chris and religion|God]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Refuse to bail out the one and only Autistic Hero and center of your universe, Christian Weston Chandler of [[Ruckersville, VA]] whenever he hits parked cars, [[28 October 2011|trespasses on private property]], [[Mal-Wart|vandalizes store displays]], or [[26 December 2014|maces GameStop employees]]. Grant prayers to people with concerns that aren't half as important as winning glorious victory over the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies. Finally, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|refuse to step in when your Autistic Hero accidentally sets his home ablaze]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Gal pal|Gal Pal]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Reveal that [[Kellie Andes|you]] were [[Gal pal#Betrayal|just friends with him out of pity]]. Then, when Chris [[Chris and anger|throws a tantrum]] about it, turn that pity into laughter by linking to one of [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|his videos]] for all of his former gal pals to see just how far he's fallen since they've last seen him. Then, when the [[Catherine]] saga is coming to a close, reveal yourself as the fabricating troll mastermind behind both the admitting of befriending Chris out of pity, and the saga itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Sega]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Push your biggest fan's buttons by changing the arm color of your main hero from tan to blue in your latest game. Watch [[Sonic Boom Protests|the hilarity]] [[26 December 2014|ensue.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Financhu Crisis]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Grant the Chandlers another mortgage on [[14 Branchland Court]], so they can have more spending money for their hoards, then [[stress]] them out by holding them to a payment plan.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Pmurt]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Gradually work your way up in life to become a billionaire, and eventually the President of the United States. Watch as Chris films himself [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|threatening death on you by smashing his own toys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Be a voice actress/artist who Chris orbits on Twitter. Accept his money to draw art commissions for him, then take cover as [[weens]] make fake pledges on your Patreon while Chris begins calling you &amp;quot;darling&amp;quot; and spamming your business email. Finally, call him out in public for being creepy and spending beyond his means, then step back as Chris tries to win you over by painting a bulls-eye on himself and telling everyone to [[HarassCWCdirectly]]. For bonus points, join the [[Kiwi Farms|trolls' internet forum]] and [[Doopie E-mails|leak the emails he had sent to you]]. Afterwards, have Chris talk with one of your [[LadyOfTheCosmo|best friends]], and have them start a flame war. If done right, have her [[A-Log]] Chris throughout all of her posts for him displaying the same creepy behaviour towards her.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Jessica Quinn|Quinn]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Be one of Chris' Facebook friends over a span of years and latch onto him when he's desperate for a girlfriend. As soon as you see him stalking a [[DoopieDoOver|voice actress]] on LazyCast, break up with him, wait for him to film himself crying about it, and then get back together with him. Be sure to goad him into making a rage video cursing [[Kiwi Farms]] trolls by completely ending the relationship one day before you were set to meet in real life and saying that they had hacked your Facebook as the reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Idea Guy]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
When you notice Chris's [[Chris and reality|detachment from reality]] and [[Autism|his gullibility]], take advantage of both to troll him. First, make up stories about [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|the various happenings]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his creation]], and then inform Chris about them. Afterward, tell Chris to do a number of ridiculous tasks that you know will fly over his head, whether it be telling him to write &amp;quot;I have a penis&amp;quot; in Japanese, whilst making him think it's his signature, or forcing him to do the ''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'' chant, whilst making him think it's an [[CWC-isms#A|anchuent]] Cherokean chant. Chris's response to such coercion will vary, so use it wisely. This style is bound to work if you inform him that Rosechu has a pickle, though. As an alternative, you can go the extra mile, and do some of the most deranged stuff any player of the game has commited, whether it be telling him to [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|shit]] on the floor, or telling him to physically beat both himself and his mother.&lt;br /&gt;
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===&amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Message and harass the Twitter accounts that Chris follows with large amounts of embarrassing information about him in order to get Chris [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew|blocked]] from viewing those accounts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[ProjectSNT]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Redesign some of Chris's characters and [[Stress|watch his mind completely break because he doesn't like a certain design element.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] Style===&lt;br /&gt;
Hijack Chris' delusions and tell him that he has to have sex with you in order for them to come true. Spend thousands of dollars for the opportunity to get access to Chris, only for him to epically shut you down.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trollshielding Style===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ChrisKicksHirtes.png|thumb|How to lose the game spectacularly]]&lt;br /&gt;
If you have [[weening|no creativity]] or aren't skilled enough to execute the above versions of play properly, but you want to use Chris's tard rage [[a-logging|to cover up your lulzyness]], you may want to use this variation of the game as a last resort. You'll see why this is a very bad idea as soon as you've read the instructions. First, you'll either want to [[Michael Hirtes|create close to ten Twitter sockpuppet accounts to spam and flame Chris with]], or [[A-log|create a YouTube channel solely dedicated to subpar commentaries on his older videos]]. Once you've farmed enough content, share your hard work and effort to get as many desperate upvotes and views as possible. If somebody figures out your shenanigans, do not fret. Just try to cover it up in a half-assed fashion, even if you stupidly include your own profile pic in one of the screenshots you sent to the [[Kiwi Farms]]. Even after you've been called out on your bullshit, simply continue attacking Chris on your preferred platform every time he posts new content, usually with some dead meme that anyone else would find cringy or by telling the rest of the world how horrible Chris is compared to you. All and all, you should never try to play the game this way, as you are always going to lose regardless of how you try to execute it. Chris will never respond to your unfunny commentaries let alone rage over them. Plus, all of your desperate trollshielding and spamming will only lead you to being mocked even more. Double Dumbass points if it is Chris who ends up kicking you instead.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Literally===&lt;br /&gt;
Examples of literally kicking the autistic include: the teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] (allegedly), [[Jerkop]]s (probably exaggerated) and [[Niggos#Niggos in Chris's life|TJ from GAMe PLACe]] (almost).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has never experienced any substantial physical pain in his entire life that we know of. No broken bones or bare knuckle fights. His parents never raised a hand against him. There is also no evidence of him ever being grounded, or punished in any significant way – even after being [[Bob Walks In|caught masturbating in the kitchen]]! The only citation provided by Chris of physical pain whatsoever is an anecdotal story about the time that [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] tried to teach him how to roller-skate. Chris fell and skinned his knee, vowing never to roller-skate again.&lt;br /&gt;
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Because Chris has never been through the &amp;quot;school of hard knocks&amp;quot; ([[Charlottesville_Fashion_Square#Chris_vs._Fashion_Square|even running away if a confrontation seems imminent]]), he seems pretty confident that he [[Mary Lee Walsh|can]] [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|tell]] [[Clyde Cash|any]][[Michael Snyder|one]] [[Death threats|any]][[Chris and race|thing]] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|he]] [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|wants]] without fear of consequence. On [[28 October 2011]] and [[26 December 2014]], respectively, Chris committed crimes which could have seen him end up in jail, where inmates don't take kindly to [[Chris and anger|temper tantrums]]. Fortunately for him, he evaded both fates, but the latter incident saw Chris getting a probation, and he won't be as lucky if he gets in trouble with the law again during the period.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Uses by Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
Recorded examples of this particular [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] include the following:&lt;br /&gt;
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*In the e-mail he sent to Sony after losing [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], Chris blamed his failure on &amp;quot;AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC!'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*At the same time, in his first [[PSN blogs|PSN blog entry]] cursing [[Adam Stackhouse]], he bitched and mixed his metaphors about how &amp;quot;I have been the dog in America's favorite game, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC' for my whole life.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*After finding out that [[PandaHalo|Panda]] was a troll during [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], Chris whined, &amp;quot;And so, the world continues to play the world's favorite game of 'Kick the Autistic'.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Addressing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] users on [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#21 January|21 January 2008]], Chris wrote ''&amp;quot;And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of &amp;quot;KICK THE AUTISTIC&amp;quot;, [[Chris and hypocrisy|then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize.]]&amp;quot;'' in an attempt to get them to back off.&lt;br /&gt;
*A variation was used in Chris's second version of [[It's UGH!#Remake|Ok2bgay]], with Chris opening the video with the words &amp;quot;Merry Kickmas&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jerkop]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] - Former [[Video games|Nintendo of America]] president, hoping to release Kick the Autistic on all major [[Nintendo]] consoles in time for [[Christmas]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Trolls]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Pin the Autistic]] – The prequel to America's favorite game.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of places that have banned Chris|Ban the Autistic]] – The spin-off to America's favorite game.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TF2 Analysis|Block the Autistic]] – The hit sequel to America's favorite game.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:CWC-isms]][[Category:Things Chris hates]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Weenery discourages Chris from producing content */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting a ween attempting to [[prank call]] Chris.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Polyamorous marriage|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️|Chris, attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Weens''' are those who put effort into trying to troll but only mildly annoy Chris at most. A corruption of the phrase &amp;quot;epic win&amp;quot;, weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the antics of prominent trolls, without being aware that there was much [[Chris and manipulation|manipulation]] behind the scenes to goad Chris into performing for the trolls, and therefore just embarrass themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Think we're exaggerating? Maybe some videos will help get the point across.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Examples of weening==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:epicweentrolling1.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT WEENS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paying to ween.png|thumb|A ween pays Chris money on livestream in order to post shit he doesn't even read.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ChangeorgGOPony2.jpg|thumb|A ween-made Change.org petition put in Chris's name.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furniggersmustdie.jpg|thumb|Typical ween art.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* Elaborate trolling plans that end up failing.&lt;br /&gt;
* Falsely [[White knight|white-knighting]] Chris to befriend him and get whatever you want out of him. The [[CWCProtectSquad]] is a notorious example of this.&lt;br /&gt;
* Prank-calling Chris. Double dumbass points if it's just to yell &amp;quot;[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!]]&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]]/[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|SOMETHING]]!&amp;quot;, or other ancient memes.&lt;br /&gt;
* Prank takeaway deliveries under Chris' name and address. Not only is this just ''unfunny'' for anyone involved (on top of wasting both money and food), but numerous restaurants in Chris's area (namely Papa John's) have blacklisted his address precisely to prevent this.&lt;br /&gt;
* A-Logging. While not all weens are A-Logs and vice versa, the two often overlap. [[A-Logging|A-Log]] himself was as much of a ween as your average A-Log in numerous ways.&lt;br /&gt;
* Enabling Chris's fantastical beliefs. Chris's mind is already fucked up on its own merits, and people such as the Idea Guys have done more than enough in terms of mental damage on him. Once again, please note that although not all weens are enablers and vice versa, they tend to overlap. &lt;br /&gt;
* Making fake [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] profiles of people Chris follows. &lt;br /&gt;
* Spamming Chris's Facebook pages with random pictures to try and get a rise out of him, such as of [[pickles]] or [[Sonic]]'s redesign in ''[[Sonic Boom]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* Scathing e-mails, letters, or social media messages.&lt;br /&gt;
* Butting into conversations Chris is having with other people online, especially if he isn't doing anything particularly wrong at the moment (which is almost 99% of the time). This was sadly way too common with the [[DoopieDoOver]] saga.&lt;br /&gt;
* Attempting to contact people who once interacted with Chris but have since cut off all ties with him ([[Megan]], [[Cole]], [[the Wallflower]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[Adam Stackhouse]], [[Michael Snyder]], etc.) and drag them back into the spotlight against their wishes.&lt;br /&gt;
* Terrible fanfiction that &amp;quot;wittily&amp;quot; deconstructs ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' as a saccharine dystopia. Sorry folks, but ''[[Asperchu]]'', ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'' and ''CWCollateral'' not only '''all''' already did this, but have also milked the concept for everything it's worth; it's time to move on.&lt;br /&gt;
* Terrible fanfiction and fanart that focuses solely on murdering Sonichu characters, as seen in the picture below-right. Double dumbass points if focusing predominantly on the slaughter of [[Sonees and Roseys]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Mass reporting in an attempt to get his social media accounts shut down.&lt;br /&gt;
* Terrible fanart of ''Sonichu'' that attempts to be wittily macabre by making it even more [[Chris and art|grotesque]], [[Episode 21|gory]], or [[Episode 17|perverse]] than it already was.&lt;br /&gt;
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where Christorians lurk, or even in places where most of the members don't even know about Chris. Either way, it's very annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
* Making frivolous or exaggerated claims of Chris's misconduct in feedback on sites like [[eBay]] or [[YouTube]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Spoiling Chris's legitimate attempts at doing [[Chris and art|commissions]] and participating in [[Chris and contests|contests]] or e-commerce.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[April 2019 videos#Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥|Sending Chris a glitter bomb.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Sending letters for [[PewDiePie]] to Chris's address.&lt;br /&gt;
* Making [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y87AvTrK9Dc terrible rap songs] about Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[TF2 Analysis|Harassing bronies whose content Chris enjoys into blocking him on Twitter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/e3vdae/the_result_of_what_happened_when_i_tried_to/| Re-creating his Wikipedia page as a social experiment.] &lt;br /&gt;
* Spamming his tweets with &amp;quot;Where's the comics?&amp;quot;. He's not going to respond, so don't even try.&lt;br /&gt;
* It may be just plain sad to say, but even telling Chris to &amp;quot;get a job&amp;quot; has become ween lingo.&lt;br /&gt;
* Hacking into Chris's YouTube account to upload a video of someone screaming &amp;quot;JULAAAAY&amp;quot;!&lt;br /&gt;
* Worst of all, breaking the [[law]] in pursuit of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]. This includes (but is certainly not limited to) vandalizing or trespassing on Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|property]] (which includes egging his house), illegally recording telephone conversations, stalking him, his mother and by extension the rest of his family, stealing from them, [[Idea Guys|extortion]], or [[Death threats|threatening them]] with violence or even outright murder. We ''really'' shouldn't have to say it at this point, but for fuck's sake, '''DON'T DO ANY OF THIS.'''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arguments against weening==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|[[The Miscreants]], grateful to get away from all of the weens leeching off their hard work.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, we know what you're thinking. You're not one of those try-hard [[BlueSpike|13-year old boys]] who still think that screaming &amp;quot;'''JULAAAAAY!!!'''&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;'''IAN! BRANNON! SOMETHING!!!'''&amp;quot; at Chris, spamming his Twitter with pickles, or making and sending him parody comics is the height of wit. You've come up with a great plan to really get under Chris's skin, bring back the good old days and all that shit. However, &amp;lt;del&amp;gt;while you ''may'' in fact be that guy,&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; 99.9% of the time, you should just shitcan your trolling plans and move on with your life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Why, you ask?&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Chris of today is nothing like his former self===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has gone a long way since his internet debut on the Something Awful Forums. He has gone from a simple-minded man with child-like tendencies that made a bunch of [[Sonichu (comic)|comics which are so bad they're fascinating]], to a jaded, chronically-depressed and mentally-disturbed hippie that’s formed a small doomsday cult around said comics.  &lt;br /&gt;
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It is important to note that Chris, although still very gullible and severely detached from reality, is (debatably) still a thinking person. Whatever gets him riled up nowadays ultimately depends on the time and situation. Therefore, a lot of [[Sonic Boom|the]] [[Pickle|commonly]] [[Homos|associated]] [[Asperger syndrome|triggers]] he may or may not have had some time ago will not necessarily transfer over to the present day.&lt;br /&gt;
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It should also be noted that, because of this change in perspective, trolling hits differently in this day and age than it did before Chris lost his father; which is incidentally the point where most of Chris's most famous trolls opted to leave him alone. The general culture around Chris-Chan himself has changed significantly as well; while past trolls like [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]] were praised for a time, and are still fondly remembered and respected by those who don't see them as being as bad as Chris, the days of trolling Chris as the heteronormative, egoistical manchild have faded to trolling Chris as a mentally-ill, self-destructive, broken shell of a human being. The only people to really succeed in gaining infamy comparable to the trolls of the Classic Era – the [[Idea Guys]], the [[Teen Troon Squad]] and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] – are subsequently derided as the perverted, exploitative abusers that they are, rather than treated as internet legends.&lt;br /&gt;
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The irony in all of this is that most trolling attempts no longer phase Chris at all. And those that do somehow succeed are only viewed as [[Enablers|further support for his cult]]. Therefore, you should never expect to be [[The Miscreants|one of the cool kids]] just by failtrolling Chris. Times have changed, so it’s best to move onto better targets. This leads us into the next point.&lt;br /&gt;
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===There are much better targets than Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not apply that same effort to going after better victims? As much as the CWCki analyses and discusses in detail [[Tomgirl|his]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|numerous]] [[Semen|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his Ego|per]][[Chris and reality|son]][[Chris and hypocrisy|ali]][[Chris and Remorse|ty]] [[Chris and anger|fla]][[Chris and race|ws]], Chris doesn't even come ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of internet scumbags. [[Beel|Neo-nazis]] and [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|other hate groups]], [[white knight|social justice warriors]], [[Blanca Weiss|abusive lovers]] and [[Barb|parents]], [[Joshua Martinez|scam artists]], [[pedofork|pedophiles]] and [[Zapina Rosechu|ephebophiles]], [[Allison Amber|corrupt]] [[Pmurt|politicians]] and [[4-cent_garbage.com|corporations]], [[Angelica Rosechu|religious zealots]], [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophiles]] [[Clover and Snoopy|and other animal abusers]], [[Collosal Chris-Chan|hackers, script kiddies and malware writers/distributers]], [[JuggaloShoutOut|gang]] [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|members]], [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorists and their online recruiters]], [[A-Logging|A-Logs]], [[Enablers]], and many other assorted shitbirds are much, ''much'' more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even if you don't give a shit who the trollbait is as long as you get [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], the Chris of today just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be; as discussed beforehand. The amount of effort you would need to put into navigating around his paranoia and autistic sensibilities would be staggering to say the least. And even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, ''what is there left to do to him?'' Anything amusing about him has already been exhausted, except the shit he does on his own initiative, also discussed further below. All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow; as much as you may try to milk it, you'll be hard-pressed not to get only cobwebs, dust and shrivelled dead insects in return. With that in mind, you may as well just spend your time on another lolcow who hasn't been inured to years of deceit and humiliation.&lt;br /&gt;
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For most aspiring trolls, the only reason to pick Chris over any other Internet jackass is because he's relatively well-known even today, and you have a ready-made audience available to appreciate your efforts. But that's just you being lazy, not some trolling mastermind.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Chris of today is not (quite) as gullible as he used to be===&lt;br /&gt;
Granted, almost no one on Earth is as [[naïve]] as Chris was in 2007. However, since then Chris has gradually learned that when he's contacted by people claiming to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Prank calls#Batman Call|Batman]], [[Vanessa Hudgens]], someone from his past, or [[Savannah Chandler|even his own relatives]], chances are he's just being trolled. In fact, the naivety of the younger Chris has been swapped for an extreme distrust of anyone who tries to contact him, to the extent where he's even turned down legitimate attempts to get in touch by people he actually knew at [[high school]] or [[college]].&lt;br /&gt;
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This hasn't been helped at all by weens; according to [[Seinor prom|seinor]] trolls, Chris was once contacted by ''10 people'' claiming to be Megan at the same time, all of them claiming to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Megan and telling him not to believe the others.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also vets those who try to bait him with fake social media accounts of people he follows. Weens tried this during the Doopie saga, only for Chris to embarrass them by thoroughly debunking their claims, complete with evidence.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Misc texts#Fake Doopie profile]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 tweets#Outsmarted a ween, with help of Kiwi Farms]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As of today, Chris simply doesn’t care about whatever hackneyed, inane scheme you’ve come up with for him. Even the most persistent attempts at bribery don’t seem to affect him as much as they used to.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Your idea is probably not original===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NotLiquidComic.jpg|thumb|left|A tryhard trying to rehash Liquid Chris's success... somehow drawn even ''worse'' than ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' itself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Whatever your scheme is, it's probably been done before, and most likely better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work, or that there was a DANG, DIRTY IMPOSTER whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame, or convincing Chris to [[The MovingFoward videos|destroy his own life upgrade on-camera]] in an attempt to claim [[Trollin Train|a $9,001 bounty that never actually existed]], or even simply pulling some strings to [[Bob Walks In|have Chris's father walk in on him masturbating]]. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some incredibly minor variation on something that's already been done; like for example, ''&amp;quot;what if we got his [[high school ring]]?&amp;quot;'' or ''&amp;quot;what if we got him to see another parody of his comic?&amp;quot;''. In short, you're wasting your time trying to rehash older trolling events, because we've all seen it before. More importantly, so has Chris; so from experience, he very likely knows where you're going with it, too.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Weenery discourages Chris from producing content===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is at his most productive when he believes he has lots of fans and everyone, barring a few trolls here and there, loves him. Most agree that weenery is detrimental to this strange, symbiotic relationship, and it is considered to be one of the predominant causes of the slump in content between 2011 and 2014. In that time, Chris entered a hiatus as a result of a combination of mourning for his [[Bob|then-recently deceased father]], and a constant stream of weenery over the years that made him think of himself as a victim who wouldn't be able to do anything without being harassed. As a result, he became far more private, meaning barely any content for us. Only four years after 2011 did he re-emerge from this hiatus.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is also worth mentioning that Chris produces much better content when left to his own devices. Since his semi-retreat from the public eye after his father's death and before he was jailed for [[incest]], Chris has been [[28 October 2011|prosecuted]] [[26 December 2014|twice]], concocted [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|outlandish conspiracy theories]] centered on [[Megan Schroeder|someone he hasn't spoken to for years]], [[10 January 2014|accidentally set fire to his house]], eventually continued working on the previously-unfinished [[Sonichu #11]] again, and [[Un-clit 2.0|sliced his own taint open with a knife]] as part of a hair-brained attempt to grow his own [[china]]; all of this without any impetus from the trolls. Likewise, let's not forget the entire [[Mary Lee Walsh]] saga (along with at least [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|two]] [[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris|different]] independent blogs of Chris' bizarre mannerisms and behaviors) happened before he even rose to fame. Don't try and rush the master of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NullvulgarWeen.jpg|thumb|During the [[Guard Dogs|Guard Dog]] [[saga]], [[Null]] saw to it that weens would face particularly aggressive responses if they attempted to lure Chris through e-mail.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Anthony &amp;quot;A-Log&amp;quot; LoGatto is ''the'' textbook example of trolling backfiring on the would-be troll, and it's important to remember that he would never have attracted the attention of the internet if he had simply toned down the vitriol enough to make it less obvious that he was absolutely obsessed with Chris. It was thereafter a fairly obvious leap in intuition to assume that someone with that level of hysteria and monomania over someone they had never even met would have had some skeletons in their own closet; and as it turns out, A-Log had more than a few. These included homemade yiff fanfiction featuring a [[duck|tellingly moderately-endowed]] fox OC, a huge cache of disturbing cartoon Rule 34 (a noticeable portion of which included [[Pedofork|underage characters]]), a laughably-poor college radio show from which he almost got fired after being caught watching pornography in the studio, and a video where A-Log does an excruciatingly unfunny stand-up &amp;quot;comedy&amp;quot; bit, revolving almost entirely around attacking Chris and what the radio was playing at the time; all before a crowd who, judging by their reaction, had never even heard of Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another more recent example of the same thing happening to a ween is the case of [[Michael Hirtes]]. After a myriad of sockpuppet accounts, spam messages to Chris and anyone he conversed with numbering in the thousands (mostly consisting of outdated memes and ''ad hominem'' attacks) and enough angry rants for him to ''also'' be described as being truly obsessed with Chris, it naturally led to some digging. Sure enough, Hirtes was revealed to be an unemployed furry who is even older at 53 years old, even less mature and more prone to [[Chris and Anger|tard rage]] than Chris, and having a number of highly-embarrassing things to his name; including criminal convictions and a newspaper article of him in a fursuit discussing yiffing. Consequently, he became a huge laughing stock overnight; not only turning into a lolcow himself, but it even got to be the point where [[Michael Hirtes#Chris's view on Hirtes|Chris himself dismissed Hirtes, and by extension everything he'd done, as an irrelevance]].&lt;br /&gt;
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By the same token, obsessive and excessive weenery is dangerously likely to get you noticed by other trolls; who will, in turn, start trolling you because of that and anything else they notice about you, hoisting you on your own petard. In other words, it's akin to plugging in a huge neon sign pointing the trolls straight to your collection of ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] x Anne Frank'' slash fiction and boy band shrines.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even successful trolls can become targets: after several months manipulating Chris, the [[Idea Guys]] had their real-world identities exposed in the first half of [[2018]]. Between [[October 2017]] and [[March 2020]], [[Kiwi Farms]] officially encouraged users to &amp;lt;abbr title=&amp;quot;Publish identifying information, such as home addresses.&amp;quot;&amp;gt;dox&amp;lt;/abbr&amp;gt; weens as a deterrent.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lunatics-who-attack-a-mentally-handicapped-person.35124/ Lunatics who attack a mentally handicapped person: Your name here]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Several would-be weens have been foiled this way, and the effects have possibly spread into their real lives. [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] was also doxed shortly after leaking the infamous [[incest call]], her own dirty laundry aired out on the Internet for all to see. Chris himself has also carelessly exposed those who try to interact with him while remaining anonymous.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Other enablers#Sarah and Steven]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Remember, there is an [[Special:ActiveUsers|energetic community]] devoted to recording every facet of Chris's life and interactions. '''You ''will'' be noticed''', and as covered in more detail below; the attention you'll end up receiving will likely be the undesirable kind, even if you ''do'' somehow catch Chris's attention.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Even if you do succeed, you may regret it later===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Chris-Chan is — he’s an enigma which to so many people — [[CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions#Trolling|they thought he was a troll]]. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real”, because he’s like, the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him, and people are like, “bring it back!”. And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE”. It’s like, depressing — it’s not the golden age — it’s the depressing age.|Spazkid, on the unwanted attention he receives from weens to this day.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|There's been tons of things in my life I've regretted and hated doing later on, [[Saga#Julie_Saga_.28February_-_March_2009.29|all of the stuff from 10 years ago]] was one of them. I've moved past everything that happened those many years ago and obviously I'm a different person now. It wasn't funny and was a very a-log thing to do. Nothing much else I can say.|BlueSpike, reflecting on his time since the Julie Saga.}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes, trolls that do somehow manage to succeed in extracting lulz from Chris end up getting more than they bargained for. For example, Spazkid stopped making ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series]]'' when he began to pity Chris and realized he wasn't worth trolling (on top of a lot of unseen drama involved with the series' writers and voice actors), but still regularly finds himself, as seen above, hounded by obsessive weens and A-Logs to keep making it against his wishes. Liquid Chris may have to spend a long time fending off accusations from people outside of the Chris-Chan bubble of tormenting an [[slow-in-the-minds|emotionally vulnerable autistic man]] for his own amusement. BlueSpike will turn 30 someday, and even then will still be thought of as the crazed, sadistic pervert who, [[Pedofork|at the age of 13]], willingly listened to a 27-year-old [[CWC Cums for a Cat|masturbate repeatedly for]] [[Bob Walks In|hours on end]] and [[Julie reveals herself|forced him to shove a broken clay medallion up his ass]]; even after [[BlueSpike#Today|he has since considerably matured and openly shown remorse for his previous actions]]. The Idea Guys may have to deal with many long-term legal troubles one day for manipulating a mentally-handicapped man into abusing himself and extorting frivolities and large sums of money from him; all for a stupid, cruel joke that amused no one but themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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To add to the irony, people who didn't intentionally upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. Do you think [[Adam Stackhouse]] enjoys being inundated by various unwanted ''&amp;quot;you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!&amp;quot;'' messages in his e-mail inbox, especially since [[Adam Stackhouse#Adam revisited|he openly made peace with Chris?]] Or that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] appreciates seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or her students uses Google? Or that [[Michael Snyder]] would like being constantly reminded by various weens of being harassed and hit by a car? In all of these cases, the answer is a big, fat '''NO'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Successful weens merely become something much worse===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Carpetbaggers}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A-Logging]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Enablers]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Hirtes]], an infamous ween.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Weenery discourages Chris from producing content */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting a ween attempting to [[prank call]] Chris.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Polyamorous marriage|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️|Chris, attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Weens''' are those who put effort into trying to troll but only mildly annoy Chris at most. A corruption of the phrase &amp;quot;epic win&amp;quot;, weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the antics of prominent trolls, without being aware that there was much [[Chris and manipulation|manipulation]] behind the scenes to goad Chris into performing for the trolls, and therefore just embarrass themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Think we're exaggerating? Maybe some videos will help get the point across.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Examples of weening==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:epicweentrolling1.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT WEENS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paying to ween.png|thumb|A ween pays Chris money on livestream in order to post shit he doesn't even read.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ChangeorgGOPony2.jpg|thumb|A ween-made Change.org petition put in Chris's name.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furniggersmustdie.jpg|thumb|Typical ween art.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* Elaborate trolling plans that end up failing.&lt;br /&gt;
* Falsely [[White knight|white-knighting]] Chris to befriend him and get whatever you want out of him. The [[CWCProtectSquad]] is a notorious example of this.&lt;br /&gt;
* Prank-calling Chris. Double dumbass points if it's just to yell &amp;quot;[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!]]&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]]/[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|SOMETHING]]!&amp;quot;, or other ancient memes.&lt;br /&gt;
* Prank takeaway deliveries under Chris' name and address. Not only is this just ''unfunny'' for anyone involved (on top of wasting both money and food), but numerous restaurants in Chris's area (namely Papa John's) have blacklisted his address precisely to prevent this.&lt;br /&gt;
* A-Logging. While not all weens are A-Logs and vice versa, the two often overlap. [[A-Logging|A-Log]] himself was as much of a ween as your average A-Log in numerous ways.&lt;br /&gt;
* Enabling Chris's fantastical beliefs. Chris's mind is already fucked up on its own merits, and people such as the Idea Guys have done more than enough in terms of mental damage on him. Once again, please note that although not all weens are enablers and vice versa, they tend to overlap. &lt;br /&gt;
* Making fake [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] profiles of people Chris follows. &lt;br /&gt;
* Spamming Chris's Facebook pages with random pictures to try and get a rise out of him, such as of [[pickles]] or [[Sonic]]'s redesign in ''[[Sonic Boom]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* Scathing e-mails, letters, or social media messages.&lt;br /&gt;
* Butting into conversations Chris is having with other people online, especially if he isn't doing anything particularly wrong at the moment (which is almost 99% of the time). This was sadly way too common with the [[DoopieDoOver]] saga.&lt;br /&gt;
* Attempting to contact people who once interacted with Chris but have since cut off all ties with him ([[Megan]], [[Cole]], [[the Wallflower]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[Adam Stackhouse]], [[Michael Snyder]], etc.) and drag them back into the spotlight against their wishes.&lt;br /&gt;
* Terrible fanfiction that &amp;quot;wittily&amp;quot; deconstructs ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' as a saccharine dystopia. Sorry folks, but ''[[Asperchu]]'', ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'' and ''CWCollateral'' not only '''all''' already did this, but have also milked the concept for everything it's worth; it's time to move on.&lt;br /&gt;
* Terrible fanfiction and fanart that focuses solely on murdering Sonichu characters, as seen in the picture below-right. Double dumbass points if focusing predominantly on the slaughter of [[Sonees and Roseys]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Mass reporting in an attempt to get his social media accounts shut down.&lt;br /&gt;
* Terrible fanart of ''Sonichu'' that attempts to be wittily macabre by making it even more [[Chris and art|grotesque]], [[Episode 21|gory]], or [[Episode 17|perverse]] than it already was.&lt;br /&gt;
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where Christorians lurk, or even in places where most of the members don't even know about Chris. Either way, it's very annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
* Making frivolous or exaggerated claims of Chris's misconduct in feedback on sites like [[eBay]] or [[YouTube]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Spoiling Chris's legitimate attempts at doing [[Chris and art|commissions]] and participating in [[Chris and contests|contests]] or e-commerce.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[April 2019 videos#Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥|Sending Chris a glitter bomb.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Sending letters for [[PewDiePie]] to Chris's address.&lt;br /&gt;
* Making [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y87AvTrK9Dc terrible rap songs] about Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[TF2 Analysis|Harassing bronies whose content Chris enjoys into blocking him on Twitter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/e3vdae/the_result_of_what_happened_when_i_tried_to/| Re-creating his Wikipedia page as a social experiment.] &lt;br /&gt;
* Spamming his tweets with &amp;quot;Where's the comics?&amp;quot;. He's not going to respond, so don't even try.&lt;br /&gt;
* It may be just plain sad to say, but even telling Chris to &amp;quot;get a job&amp;quot; has become ween lingo.&lt;br /&gt;
* Hacking into Chris's YouTube account to upload a video of someone screaming &amp;quot;JULAAAAY&amp;quot;!&lt;br /&gt;
* Worst of all, breaking the [[law]] in pursuit of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]. This includes (but is certainly not limited to) vandalizing or trespassing on Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|property]] (which includes egging his house), illegally recording telephone conversations, stalking him, his mother and by extension the rest of his family, stealing from them, [[Idea Guys|extortion]], or [[Death threats|threatening them]] with violence or even outright murder. We ''really'' shouldn't have to say it at this point, but for fuck's sake, '''DON'T DO ANY OF THIS.'''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arguments against weening==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|[[The Miscreants]], grateful to get away from all of the weens leeching off their hard work.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, we know what you're thinking. You're not one of those try-hard [[BlueSpike|13-year old boys]] who still think that screaming &amp;quot;'''JULAAAAAY!!!'''&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;'''IAN! BRANNON! SOMETHING!!!'''&amp;quot; at Chris, spamming his Twitter with pickles, or making and sending him parody comics is the height of wit. You've come up with a great plan to really get under Chris's skin, bring back the good old days and all that shit. However, &amp;lt;del&amp;gt;while you ''may'' in fact be that guy,&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; 99.9% of the time, you should just shitcan your trolling plans and move on with your life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Why, you ask?&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Chris of today is nothing like his former self===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has gone a long way since his internet debut on the Something Awful Forums. He has gone from a simple-minded man with child-like tendencies that made a bunch of [[Sonichu (comic)|comics which are so bad they're fascinating]], to a jaded, chronically-depressed and mentally-disturbed hippie that’s formed a small doomsday cult around said comics.  &lt;br /&gt;
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It is important to note that Chris, although still very gullible and severely detached from reality, is (debatably) still a thinking person. Whatever gets him riled up nowadays ultimately depends on the time and situation. Therefore, a lot of [[Sonic Boom|the]] [[Pickle|commonly]] [[Homos|associated]] [[Asperger syndrome|triggers]] he may or may not have had some time ago will not necessarily transfer over to the present day.&lt;br /&gt;
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It should also be noted that, because of this change in perspective, trolling hits differently in this day and age than it did before Chris lost his father; which is incidentally the point where most of Chris's most famous trolls opted to leave him alone. The general culture around Chris-Chan himself has changed significantly as well; while past trolls like [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]] were praised for a time, and are still fondly remembered and respected by those who don't see them as being as bad as Chris, the days of trolling Chris as the heteronormative, egoistical manchild have faded to trolling Chris as a mentally-ill, self-destructive, broken shell of a human being. The only people to really succeed in gaining infamy comparable to the trolls of the Classic Era – the [[Idea Guys]], the [[Teen Troon Squad]] and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] – are subsequently derided as the perverted, exploitative abusers that they are, rather than treated as internet legends.&lt;br /&gt;
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The irony in all of this is that most trolling attempts no longer phase Chris at all. And those that do somehow succeed are only viewed as [[Enablers|further support for his cult]]. Therefore, you should never expect to be [[The Miscreants|one of the cool kids]] just by failtrolling Chris. Times have changed, so it’s best to move onto better targets. This leads us into the next point.&lt;br /&gt;
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===There are much better targets than Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not apply that same effort to going after better victims? As much as the CWCki analyses and discusses in detail [[Tomgirl|his]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|numerous]] [[Semen|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his Ego|per]][[Chris and reality|son]][[Chris and hypocrisy|ali]][[Chris and Remorse|ty]] [[Chris and anger|fla]][[Chris and race|ws]], Chris doesn't even come ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of internet scumbags. [[Beel|Neo-nazis]] and [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|other hate groups]], [[white knight|social justice warriors]], [[Blanca Weiss|abusive lovers]] and [[Barb|parents]], [[Joshua Martinez|scam artists]], [[pedofork|pedophiles]] and [[Zapina Rosechu|ephebophiles]], [[Allison Amber|corrupt]] [[Pmurt|politicians]] and [[4-cent_garbage.com|corporations]], [[Angelica Rosechu|religious zealots]], [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophiles]] [[Clover and Snoopy|and other animal abusers]], [[Collosal Chris-Chan|hackers, script kiddies and malware writers/distributers]], [[JuggaloShoutOut|gang]] [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|members]], [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorists and their online recruiters]], [[A-Logging|A-Logs]], [[Enablers]], and many other assorted shitbirds are much, ''much'' more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even if you don't give a shit who the trollbait is as long as you get [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], the Chris of today just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be; as discussed beforehand. The amount of effort you would need to put into navigating around his paranoia and autistic sensibilities would be staggering to say the least. And even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, ''what is there left to do to him?'' Anything amusing about him has already been exhausted, except the shit he does on his own initiative, also discussed further below. All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow; as much as you may try to milk it, you'll be hard-pressed not to get only cobwebs, dust and shrivelled dead insects in return. With that in mind, you may as well just spend your time on another lolcow who hasn't been inured to years of deceit and humiliation.&lt;br /&gt;
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For most aspiring trolls, the only reason to pick Chris over any other Internet jackass is because he's relatively well-known even today, and you have a ready-made audience available to appreciate your efforts. But that's just you being lazy, not some trolling mastermind.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Chris of today is not (quite) as gullible as he used to be===&lt;br /&gt;
Granted, almost no one on Earth is as [[naïve]] as Chris was in 2007. However, since then Chris has gradually learned that when he's contacted by people claiming to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Prank calls#Batman Call|Batman]], [[Vanessa Hudgens]], someone from his past, or [[Savannah Chandler|even his own relatives]], chances are he's just being trolled. In fact, the naivety of the younger Chris has been swapped for an extreme distrust of anyone who tries to contact him, to the extent where he's even turned down legitimate attempts to get in touch by people he actually knew at [[high school]] or [[college]].&lt;br /&gt;
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This hasn't been helped at all by weens; according to [[Seinor prom|seinor]] trolls, Chris was once contacted by ''10 people'' claiming to be Megan at the same time, all of them claiming to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Megan and telling him not to believe the others.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also vets those who try to bait him with fake social media accounts of people he follows. Weens tried this during the Doopie saga, only for Chris to embarrass them by thoroughly debunking their claims, complete with evidence.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Misc texts#Fake Doopie profile]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 tweets#Outsmarted a ween, with help of Kiwi Farms]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As of today, Chris simply doesn’t care about whatever hackneyed, inane scheme you’ve come up with for him. Even the most persistent attempts at bribery don’t seem to affect him as much as they used to.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Your idea is probably not original===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NotLiquidComic.jpg|thumb|left|A tryhard trying to rehash Liquid Chris's success... somehow drawn even ''worse'' than ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' itself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Whatever your scheme is, it's probably been done before, and most likely better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work, or that there was a DANG, DIRTY IMPOSTER whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame, or convincing Chris to [[The MovingFoward videos|destroy his own life upgrade on-camera]] in an attempt to claim [[Trollin Train|a $9,001 bounty that never actually existed]], or even simply pulling some strings to [[Bob Walks In|have Chris's father walk in on him masturbating]]. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some incredibly minor variation on something that's already been done; like for example, ''&amp;quot;what if we got his [[high school ring]]?&amp;quot;'' or ''&amp;quot;what if we got him to see another parody of his comic?&amp;quot;''. In short, you're wasting your time trying to rehash older trolling events, because we've all seen it before. More importantly, so has Chris; so from experience, he very likely knows where you're going with it, too.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Weenery discourages Chris from producing content===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is at his most productive when he believes he has lots of fans and everyone, barring a few trolls here and there, loves him. Most agree that weenery is detrimental to this strange, symbiotic relationship, and it is considered to be one of the predominant causes of the slump in content between 2011 and 2014. In that time, Chris entered a hiatus as a result of a combination of mourning for his [[Bob|then-recently deceased father]], and a constant stream of weenery over the years that made him think of himself as a victim who wouldn't be able to do anything without being harassed. As a result, he became far more private, meaning barely any content for us. Only four years after 2011 did he re-emerge from this hiatus.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is also worth mentioning that Chris produces much better content when left to his own devices. Since his semi-retreat from the public eye after his father's death and before he was jailed for incest, Chris has been [[28 October 2011|prosecuted]] [[26 December 2014|twice]], concocted [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|outlandish conspiracy theories]] centered on [[Megan Schroeder|someone he hasn't spoken to for years]], [[10 January 2014|accidentally set fire to his house]], eventually continued working on the previously-unfinished [[Sonichu #11]] again, and [[Un-clit 2.0|sliced his own taint open with a knife]] as part of a hair-brained attempt to grow his own [[china]]; all of this without any impetus from the trolls. Likewise, let's not forget the entire [[Mary Lee Walsh]] saga (along with at least [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|two]] [[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris|different]] independent blogs of Chris' bizarre mannerisms and behaviors) happened before he even rose to fame. Don't try and rush the master of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NullvulgarWeen.jpg|thumb|During the [[Guard Dogs|Guard Dog]] [[saga]], [[Null]] saw to it that weens would face particularly aggressive responses if they attempted to lure Chris through e-mail.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Anthony &amp;quot;A-Log&amp;quot; LoGatto is ''the'' textbook example of trolling backfiring on the would-be troll, and it's important to remember that he would never have attracted the attention of the internet if he had simply toned down the vitriol enough to make it less obvious that he was absolutely obsessed with Chris. It was thereafter a fairly obvious leap in intuition to assume that someone with that level of hysteria and monomania over someone they had never even met would have had some skeletons in their own closet; and as it turns out, A-Log had more than a few. These included homemade yiff fanfiction featuring a [[duck|tellingly moderately-endowed]] fox OC, a huge cache of disturbing cartoon Rule 34 (a noticeable portion of which included [[Pedofork|underage characters]]), a laughably-poor college radio show from which he almost got fired after being caught watching pornography in the studio, and a video where A-Log does an excruciatingly unfunny stand-up &amp;quot;comedy&amp;quot; bit, revolving almost entirely around attacking Chris and what the radio was playing at the time; all before a crowd who, judging by their reaction, had never even heard of Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another more recent example of the same thing happening to a ween is the case of [[Michael Hirtes]]. After a myriad of sockpuppet accounts, spam messages to Chris and anyone he conversed with numbering in the thousands (mostly consisting of outdated memes and ''ad hominem'' attacks) and enough angry rants for him to ''also'' be described as being truly obsessed with Chris, it naturally led to some digging. Sure enough, Hirtes was revealed to be an unemployed furry who is even older at 53 years old, even less mature and more prone to [[Chris and Anger|tard rage]] than Chris, and having a number of highly-embarrassing things to his name; including criminal convictions and a newspaper article of him in a fursuit discussing yiffing. Consequently, he became a huge laughing stock overnight; not only turning into a lolcow himself, but it even got to be the point where [[Michael Hirtes#Chris's view on Hirtes|Chris himself dismissed Hirtes, and by extension everything he'd done, as an irrelevance]].&lt;br /&gt;
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By the same token, obsessive and excessive weenery is dangerously likely to get you noticed by other trolls; who will, in turn, start trolling you because of that and anything else they notice about you, hoisting you on your own petard. In other words, it's akin to plugging in a huge neon sign pointing the trolls straight to your collection of ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] x Anne Frank'' slash fiction and boy band shrines.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even successful trolls can become targets: after several months manipulating Chris, the [[Idea Guys]] had their real-world identities exposed in the first half of [[2018]]. Between [[October 2017]] and [[March 2020]], [[Kiwi Farms]] officially encouraged users to &amp;lt;abbr title=&amp;quot;Publish identifying information, such as home addresses.&amp;quot;&amp;gt;dox&amp;lt;/abbr&amp;gt; weens as a deterrent.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lunatics-who-attack-a-mentally-handicapped-person.35124/ Lunatics who attack a mentally handicapped person: Your name here]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Several would-be weens have been foiled this way, and the effects have possibly spread into their real lives. [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] was also doxed shortly after leaking the infamous [[incest call]], her own dirty laundry aired out on the Internet for all to see. Chris himself has also carelessly exposed those who try to interact with him while remaining anonymous.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Other enablers#Sarah and Steven]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Remember, there is an [[Special:ActiveUsers|energetic community]] devoted to recording every facet of Chris's life and interactions. '''You ''will'' be noticed''', and as covered in more detail below; the attention you'll end up receiving will likely be the undesirable kind, even if you ''do'' somehow catch Chris's attention.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Even if you do succeed, you may regret it later===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Chris-Chan is — he’s an enigma which to so many people — [[CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions#Trolling|they thought he was a troll]]. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real”, because he’s like, the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him, and people are like, “bring it back!”. And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE”. It’s like, depressing — it’s not the golden age — it’s the depressing age.|Spazkid, on the unwanted attention he receives from weens to this day.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|There's been tons of things in my life I've regretted and hated doing later on, [[Saga#Julie_Saga_.28February_-_March_2009.29|all of the stuff from 10 years ago]] was one of them. I've moved past everything that happened those many years ago and obviously I'm a different person now. It wasn't funny and was a very a-log thing to do. Nothing much else I can say.|BlueSpike, reflecting on his time since the Julie Saga.}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes, trolls that do somehow manage to succeed in extracting lulz from Chris end up getting more than they bargained for. For example, Spazkid stopped making ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series]]'' when he began to pity Chris and realized he wasn't worth trolling (on top of a lot of unseen drama involved with the series' writers and voice actors), but still regularly finds himself, as seen above, hounded by obsessive weens and A-Logs to keep making it against his wishes. Liquid Chris may have to spend a long time fending off accusations from people outside of the Chris-Chan bubble of tormenting an [[slow-in-the-minds|emotionally vulnerable autistic man]] for his own amusement. BlueSpike will turn 30 someday, and even then will still be thought of as the crazed, sadistic pervert who, [[Pedofork|at the age of 13]], willingly listened to a 27-year-old [[CWC Cums for a Cat|masturbate repeatedly for]] [[Bob Walks In|hours on end]] and [[Julie reveals herself|forced him to shove a broken clay medallion up his ass]]; even after [[BlueSpike#Today|he has since considerably matured and openly shown remorse for his previous actions]]. The Idea Guys may have to deal with many long-term legal troubles one day for manipulating a mentally-handicapped man into abusing himself and extorting frivolities and large sums of money from him; all for a stupid, cruel joke that amused no one but themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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To add to the irony, people who didn't intentionally upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. Do you think [[Adam Stackhouse]] enjoys being inundated by various unwanted ''&amp;quot;you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!&amp;quot;'' messages in his e-mail inbox, especially since [[Adam Stackhouse#Adam revisited|he openly made peace with Chris?]] Or that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] appreciates seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or her students uses Google? Or that [[Michael Snyder]] would like being constantly reminded by various weens of being harassed and hit by a car? In all of these cases, the answer is a big, fat '''NO'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Successful weens merely become something much worse===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Carpetbaggers}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A-Logging]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Enablers]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Hirtes]], an infamous ween.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Unholy}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
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		<title>Jail Saga</title>
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		<updated>2021-10-13T06:24:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Second letter from jail */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Do ''not'' attempt to contact authorities, suspects that were potentially involved, or people related to said suspects about this case as it is being looked into. Doing so will risk muddling up the investigation even more than it already is. &lt;br /&gt;
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Remember: we are not detectives, just some idiots on the internet with a wiki dedicated to an even bigger idiot.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several [[Post-Merge_Era#Ethan_Ralph|onlookers.]] Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.&lt;br /&gt;
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As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.&amp;lt;ref name=kvia&amp;gt;[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt; They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.&amp;lt;ref name=removed&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.&amp;lt;ref name=letter&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;{{refn|&lt;br /&gt;
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts/&amp;gt; The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home, though Chris would later claim they “caste [sic] [him] out before [he] even arrived in Midlothian.”&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that &amp;quot;appropriate action to protect the vulnerable&amp;quot; will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;marvinqna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had &amp;quot;managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed.&amp;quot; However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arrest==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|&amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.&amp;lt;ref name=video&amp;gt;[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM&amp;lt;ref name=snippet/&amp;gt; - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].&amp;lt;ref name=snippet&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. &lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.&amp;lt;ref name=video/&amp;gt; An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Video===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Arrested&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = i2ELbb6svD4&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 1st [[August 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = &lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song  &amp;quot;Save Your Tears&amp;quot; by the Weeknd plays in background.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Bystanders start yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Go to church!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...&lt;br /&gt;
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''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...&lt;br /&gt;
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''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I told you!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': How you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to  help you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Indistinct yelling in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cop finishes his search]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The police officer says something to Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': That felt good!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Aight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': We're living it!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Chris turns to the officers.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''End of relevant footage'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Everyone laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in  background''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': ...we just got the foot- &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video ends]'' --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Initial jail stay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.&amp;lt;ref name=charged/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=sun&amp;gt;[https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210804202308/https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail, which serves several counties including Greene County.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as &amp;quot;incest with own child or grandchild&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref name=charged&amp;gt;[[:File:Charged.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; presumably because &amp;quot;incest with own parent&amp;quot; charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/post-9613612 Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=tucker/&amp;gt; It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of retired, right-wing boomers for the first time.&amp;lt;ref name=tucker&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, &amp;quot;I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender&amp;gt;[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Legal proceedings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== First court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for &amp;quot;the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety.&amp;quot; Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting &amp;quot;[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]].&amp;quot; He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial&amp;gt;[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought &amp;quot;[[Autism papers|evaluations]]&amp;quot; of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding &amp;quot;[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming &amp;quot;I won’t feel safe proceeding&amp;quot; until he could get the items back.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.&amp;lt;ref name=time&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/post-9988888 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 1)] [http://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceReason&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 4)] [https://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]]. These things could have gotten a potential jury to view Chris in a more favorable light and could also have secured Chris a lighter sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With this open letter, however, Chris has shot both himself and his attorney in the foot. Any plans by Heilberg to make the trial an issue of mental health{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was &amp;quot;legally disabled with mental health issues,&amp;quot; and called Chris's online antics &amp;quot;a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=MentalHealth&amp;gt;[https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388 Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} are going to be much more difficult now. In order for the insanity defense to be utilized, Heilberg would have had to make a convincing argument that Chris did not possess the criminal intent required for legal guilt due to his mental illness worsened by years of trolling clouding his judgement.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/insanity-plea Legal requirements for an Insanity Defense]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Already difficult to pull off, Chris had gone ahead and made it near impossible by BOTH admitting to the crime and demonstrating that he was cognizant of his actions in writing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Second letter from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 2}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In his second letter, Chris provides a brief update of his current conditions in prison. He would also continue to double down on his delusions, threaten the weens stealing things from his house, beg for money for both him and Barbara, and demand his release from prison.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Second court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash &amp;amp; Liquid Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Chris in jail&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = &amp;quot;Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[26 December 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Post-Merge Era]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Jail Saga</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Do ''not'' attempt to contact authorities, suspects that were potentially involved, or people related to said suspects about this case as it is being looked into. Doing so will risk muddling up the investigation even more than it already is. &lt;br /&gt;
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Remember: we are not detectives, just some idiots on the internet with a wiki dedicated to an even bigger idiot.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several [[Post-Merge_Era#Ethan_Ralph|onlookers.]] Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.&lt;br /&gt;
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As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.&amp;lt;ref name=kvia&amp;gt;[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt; They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.&amp;lt;ref name=removed&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.&amp;lt;ref name=letter&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;{{refn|&lt;br /&gt;
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts/&amp;gt; The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home, though Chris would later claim they “caste [sic] [him] out before [he] even arrived in Midlothian.”&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that &amp;quot;appropriate action to protect the vulnerable&amp;quot; will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;marvinqna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had &amp;quot;managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed.&amp;quot; However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arrest==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|&amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.&amp;lt;ref name=video&amp;gt;[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM&amp;lt;ref name=snippet/&amp;gt; - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].&amp;lt;ref name=snippet&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. &lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.&amp;lt;ref name=video/&amp;gt; An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Video===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Arrested&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = i2ELbb6svD4&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 1st [[August 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = &lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song  &amp;quot;Save Your Tears&amp;quot; by the Weeknd plays in background.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Bystanders start yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Go to church!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...&lt;br /&gt;
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''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...&lt;br /&gt;
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''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I told you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Well that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': How you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to  help you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Indistinct yelling in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cop finishes his search]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The police officer says something to Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': That felt good!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Aight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': We're living it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris turns to the officers.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''End of relevant footage'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Everyone laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in  background''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': ...we just got the foot- &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video ends]'' --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Initial jail stay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.&amp;lt;ref name=charged/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=sun&amp;gt;[https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210804202308/https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail, which serves several counties including Greene County.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as &amp;quot;incest with own child or grandchild&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref name=charged&amp;gt;[[:File:Charged.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; presumably because &amp;quot;incest with own parent&amp;quot; charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/post-9613612 Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=tucker/&amp;gt; It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of retired, right-wing boomers for the first time.&amp;lt;ref name=tucker&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, &amp;quot;I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender&amp;gt;[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Legal proceedings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== First court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for &amp;quot;the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety.&amp;quot; Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting &amp;quot;[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]].&amp;quot; He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial&amp;gt;[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought &amp;quot;[[Autism papers|evaluations]]&amp;quot; of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding &amp;quot;[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming &amp;quot;I won’t feel safe proceeding&amp;quot; until he could get the items back.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.&amp;lt;ref name=time&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/post-9988888 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 1)] [http://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceReason&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 4)] [https://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]]. These things could have gotten a potential jury to view Chris in a more favorable light and could also have secured Chris a lighter sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
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With this open letter, however, Chris has shot both himself and his attorney in the foot. Any plans by Heilberg to make the trial an issue of mental health{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was &amp;quot;legally disabled with mental health issues,&amp;quot; and called Chris's online antics &amp;quot;a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=MentalHealth&amp;gt;[https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388 Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} are going to be much more difficult now. In order for the insanity defense to be utilized, Heilberg would have had to make a convincing argument that Chris did not possess the criminal intent required for legal guilt due to his mental illness worsened by years of trolling clouding his judgement.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/insanity-plea Legal requirements for an Insanity Defense]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Already difficult to pull off, Chris had gone ahead and made it near impossible by BOTH admitting to the crime and demonstrating that he was cognizant of his actions in writing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Second letter from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 2}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In his second letter, Chris provides a brief update of his current conditions in prison. He would also continue to double down on his delusions, threaten the weens stealing things from his house, and beg for money for both him and Barbara.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Second court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash &amp;amp; Liquid Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Chris in jail&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = &amp;quot;Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[26 December 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Post-Merge Era]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Jail Saga</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Continuance and first letter from jail */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Do ''not'' attempt to contact authorities, suspects that were potentially involved, or people related to said suspects about this case as it is being looked into. Doing so will risk muddling up the investigation even more than it already is. &lt;br /&gt;
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Remember: we are not detectives, just some idiots on the internet with a wiki dedicated to an even bigger idiot.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several [[Post-Merge_Era#Ethan_Ralph|onlookers.]] Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.&amp;lt;ref name=kvia&amp;gt;[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt; They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.&amp;lt;ref name=removed&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.&amp;lt;ref name=letter&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;{{refn|&lt;br /&gt;
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts/&amp;gt; The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home, though Chris would later claim they “caste [sic] [him] out before [he] even arrived in Midlothian.”&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that &amp;quot;appropriate action to protect the vulnerable&amp;quot; will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;marvinqna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had &amp;quot;managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed.&amp;quot; However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Arrest==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|&amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.&amp;lt;ref name=video&amp;gt;[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM&amp;lt;ref name=snippet/&amp;gt; - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].&amp;lt;ref name=snippet&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.&amp;lt;ref name=video/&amp;gt; An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Video===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Arrested&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = i2ELbb6svD4&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 1st [[August 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = &lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song  &amp;quot;Save Your Tears&amp;quot; by the Weeknd plays in background.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Bystanders start yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Go to church!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I told you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': How you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to  help you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Indistinct yelling in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cop finishes his search]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The police officer says something to Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': That felt good!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Aight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': We're living it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris turns to the officers.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''End of relevant footage'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Everyone laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in  background''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': ...we just got the foot- &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video ends]'' --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Initial jail stay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.&amp;lt;ref name=charged/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=sun&amp;gt;[https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210804202308/https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail, which serves several counties including Greene County.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as &amp;quot;incest with own child or grandchild&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref name=charged&amp;gt;[[:File:Charged.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; presumably because &amp;quot;incest with own parent&amp;quot; charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/post-9613612 Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=tucker/&amp;gt; It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of retired, right-wing boomers for the first time.&amp;lt;ref name=tucker&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, &amp;quot;I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender&amp;gt;[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Legal proceedings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== First court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for &amp;quot;the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety.&amp;quot; Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting &amp;quot;[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]].&amp;quot; He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial&amp;gt;[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought &amp;quot;[[Autism papers|evaluations]]&amp;quot; of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding &amp;quot;[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming &amp;quot;I won’t feel safe proceeding&amp;quot; until he could get the items back.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.&amp;lt;ref name=time&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/post-9988888 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 1)] [http://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceReason&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 4)] [https://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]]. These things could have gotten a potential jury to view Chris in a more favorable light and could also have secured Chris a lighter sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With this open letter, however, Chris has shot both himself and his attorney in the foot. Any plans by Heilberg to make the trial an issue of mental health{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was &amp;quot;legally disabled with mental health issues,&amp;quot; and called Chris's online antics &amp;quot;a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=MentalHealth&amp;gt;[https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388 Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} are going to be much more difficult now. In order for the insanity defense to be utilized, Heilberg would have had to make a convincing argument that Chris did not possess the criminal intent required for legal guilt due to his mental illness worsened by years of trolling clouding his judgement.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/insanity-plea Legal requirements for an Insanity Defense]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Already difficult to pull off, Chris had gone ahead and made it near impossible by BOTH admitting to the crime and demonstrating that he was cognizant of his actions in writing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Second court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash &amp;amp; Liquid Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Chris in jail&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = &amp;quot;Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[26 December 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Post-Merge Era]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
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		<title>Jail Saga</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Continuance and first letter from jail */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Do ''not'' attempt to contact authorities, suspects that were potentially involved, or people related to said suspects about this case as it is being looked into. Doing so will risk muddling up the investigation even more than it already is. &lt;br /&gt;
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Remember: we are not detectives, just some idiots on the internet with a wiki dedicated to an even bigger idiot.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several [[Post-Merge_Era#Ethan_Ralph|onlookers.]] Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.&amp;lt;ref name=kvia&amp;gt;[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt; They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.&amp;lt;ref name=removed&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.&amp;lt;ref name=letter&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;{{refn|&lt;br /&gt;
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts/&amp;gt; The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home, though Chris would later claim they “caste [sic] [him] out before [he] even arrived in Midlothian.”&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that &amp;quot;appropriate action to protect the vulnerable&amp;quot; will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;marvinqna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had &amp;quot;managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed.&amp;quot; However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arrest==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|&amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.&amp;lt;ref name=video&amp;gt;[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM&amp;lt;ref name=snippet/&amp;gt; - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].&amp;lt;ref name=snippet&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.&amp;lt;ref name=video/&amp;gt; An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Video===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Arrested&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = i2ELbb6svD4&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 1st [[August 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = &lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song  &amp;quot;Save Your Tears&amp;quot; by the Weeknd plays in background.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Bystanders start yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Go to church!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I told you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': How you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to  help you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Indistinct yelling in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cop finishes his search]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The police officer says something to Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': That felt good!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Aight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': We're living it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris turns to the officers.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''End of relevant footage'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Everyone laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in  background''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': ...we just got the foot- &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video ends]'' --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Initial jail stay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.&amp;lt;ref name=charged/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=sun&amp;gt;[https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210804202308/https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail, which serves several counties including Greene County.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as &amp;quot;incest with own child or grandchild&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref name=charged&amp;gt;[[:File:Charged.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; presumably because &amp;quot;incest with own parent&amp;quot; charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/post-9613612 Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=tucker/&amp;gt; It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of retired, right-wing boomers for the first time.&amp;lt;ref name=tucker&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, &amp;quot;I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender&amp;gt;[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Legal proceedings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== First court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for &amp;quot;the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety.&amp;quot; Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting &amp;quot;[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]].&amp;quot; He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial&amp;gt;[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought &amp;quot;[[Autism papers|evaluations]]&amp;quot; of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding &amp;quot;[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming &amp;quot;I won’t feel safe proceeding&amp;quot; until he could get the items back.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.&amp;lt;ref name=time&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/post-9988888 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 1)] [http://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceReason&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 4)] [https://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]]. These things could have gotten a potential jury to view Chris in a more favorable light and could also have secured Chris a lighter sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With this open letter, however, Chris has shot both himself and his attorney in the foot. Any plans by Heilberg to make the trial an issue of mental health{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was &amp;quot;legally disabled with mental health issues,&amp;quot; and called Chris's online antics &amp;quot;a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=MentalHealth&amp;gt;[https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388 Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} are going to be much more difficult now. In order for the insanity defense to be utilized, Heilberg would have had to make a convincing argument that Chris did not possess the criminal intent required for legal guilt due to his mental illness worsened by years of trolling clouding his judgement.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/insanity-plea]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Already difficult to pull off, Chris had gone ahead and made it near impossible by BOTH admitting to the crime and demonstrating that he was cognizant of his actions in writing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Second court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash &amp;amp; Liquid Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Chris in jail&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = &amp;quot;Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[26 December 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Post-Merge Era]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Jail Saga</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Continuance and first letter from jail */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Do ''not'' attempt to contact authorities, suspects that were potentially involved, or people related to said suspects about this case as it is being looked into. Doing so will risk muddling up the investigation even more than it already is. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Remember: we are not detectives, just some idiots on the internet with a wiki dedicated to an even bigger idiot.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several [[Post-Merge_Era#Ethan_Ralph|onlookers.]] Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.&amp;lt;ref name=kvia&amp;gt;[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt; They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.&amp;lt;ref name=removed&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.&amp;lt;ref name=letter&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;{{refn|&lt;br /&gt;
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts/&amp;gt; The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home, though Chris would later claim they “caste [sic] [him] out before [he] even arrived in Midlothian.”&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that &amp;quot;appropriate action to protect the vulnerable&amp;quot; will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;marvinqna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had &amp;quot;managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed.&amp;quot; However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Arrest==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|&amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.&amp;lt;ref name=video&amp;gt;[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM&amp;lt;ref name=snippet/&amp;gt; - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].&amp;lt;ref name=snippet&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.&amp;lt;ref name=video/&amp;gt; An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Video===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Arrested&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = i2ELbb6svD4&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 1st [[August 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = &lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song  &amp;quot;Save Your Tears&amp;quot; by the Weeknd plays in background.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Bystanders start yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Go to church!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I told you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': How you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to  help you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Indistinct yelling in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cop finishes his search]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The police officer says something to Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': That felt good!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Aight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': We're living it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris turns to the officers.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''End of relevant footage'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Everyone laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in  background''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': ...we just got the foot- &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video ends]'' --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Initial jail stay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.&amp;lt;ref name=charged/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=sun&amp;gt;[https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210804202308/https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail, which serves several counties including Greene County.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as &amp;quot;incest with own child or grandchild&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref name=charged&amp;gt;[[:File:Charged.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; presumably because &amp;quot;incest with own parent&amp;quot; charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/post-9613612 Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=tucker/&amp;gt; It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of retired, right-wing boomers for the first time.&amp;lt;ref name=tucker&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, &amp;quot;I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender&amp;gt;[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Legal proceedings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== First court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for &amp;quot;the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety.&amp;quot; Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting &amp;quot;[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]].&amp;quot; He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial&amp;gt;[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought &amp;quot;[[Autism papers|evaluations]]&amp;quot; of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding &amp;quot;[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming &amp;quot;I won’t feel safe proceeding&amp;quot; until he could get the items back.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.&amp;lt;ref name=time&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/post-9988888 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 1)] [http://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceReason&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 4)] [https://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]]. These things could have gotten a potential jury to view Chris in a more favorable light and could also have secured Chris a lighter sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
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With this open letter, however, Chris has shot both himself and his attorney in the foot. Any plans by Heilberg to make the trial an issue of mental health{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was &amp;quot;legally disabled with mental health issues,&amp;quot; and called Chris's online antics &amp;quot;a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=MentalHealth&amp;gt;[https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388 Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} are going to be much more difficult now. In order for the insanity defense to be utilized, Heilberg would have had to make a convincing argument that Chris did not possess the criminal intent required for legal guilt due to his mental illness worsened by years of trolling clouding his judgement. Already difficult to pull off, Chris had gone ahead and made it near impossible by BOTH admitting to the crime and demonstrating that he was cognizant of his actions in writing.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Second court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash &amp;amp; Liquid Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Chris in jail&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = &amp;quot;Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[26 December 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Post-Merge Era]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened.|[[Chris]], 19 September 2021}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|400px|''And as they were eating, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me...'']]&lt;br /&gt;
On 19 [[September 2021]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] wrote '''an open letter from [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|jail]]''' to an unknown individual while awaiting trial on a charge of [[incest]]. He asked the recipient to relay the contents to [[Null]] and to deliver the physical document to Chris's attorney, David Heilberg. Null uploaded the scanned letter to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 24 September.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-writes-me-from-prison-dated-september-19th-2021.100951/ Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the letter, Chris indicates that he has taken an interest in the Bible, likely provided to him as part of his jail accommodations. However, he also seems to be under the impression that he is Jesus of Nazareth reincarnated (despite Jesus being male while Chris presently identifies as a female) on top of his existing delusions about the [[Dimensional Merge]], citing this revelation to an apparent similarity in appearance between Western depictions of Jesus and himself (ignoring, of course, that historians and religious scholars understand that Jesus had brown skin and did not have any Caucasian heritage).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://theconversation.com/jesus-wasnt-white-he-was-a-brown-skinned-middle-eastern-jew-heres-why-that-matters-91230 Jesus wasn’t white: he was a brown-skinned, Middle Eastern Jew. Here’s why that matters]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Though some expected Chris's extended time in the slammer to humble him, the end result seems to have had an opposite effect as he's retreated even further into his fantasies than before. We would try to explain what this means for the current state of Chris's [[Chris and health#Mental health|mental health]], but he does a much better job than we ever could.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris evidently [[Honest Content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had audio of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), was unaware of his own actions due to his [[Autism|mental disability]], or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]].&lt;br /&gt;
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With this open letter, however, Chris has crippled his own defense due to providing a confession of incest with his mother. He even confessed to stealing from Barb's accounts at one point, which he hadn't even been charged with yet. To add the cherry on top of it all, he's made it completely clear that not only was he fully aware of his actions and their consequences (meaning that an already-unlikely insanity plea is even less plausible now), but he still has no [[remorse]] for his actions, which increases the chances of a far harsher sentence. While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter before the trial had even officially begun.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcription==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|① September 19, 2021&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwcvsjesus.jpg|thumb|250px|The resemblance is uncanny.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I have finally received fresh paper and envelopes, and I feel it advised to inform you of the following, All of which, as you may or will, you have my consent to relay all of the contents of this letter to Joshua &amp;quot;NULL&amp;quot; Moon, as well as forward the physical document to David Heilberg, my attorney. The Following Everyone should hear and appreciate sincerely, authentic, and spiritually and aura deep. I also swear direct Truth with my left hand over my heart as I write this sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
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Firstly, and Vitally, it should be made obvious and clear that aside from [[Warhol / Chris Chan|Andy Warhol]], [[Messiah complex|my life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible]], Also, feel free to take ANY unaltered original photograph of my body's face, neck and shoulder/chest area where I was not wearing the [[glasses]]. Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns. Now, place that photo next to any image of Jesus on of off the cross; compare, look deep into my eyes and photograph; see for yourself, I meditate and connect, directly and genuinely with the Cosmos, both of our Universe halves, and throughout the timelines, and entire Mutiverse, so despite some lack of &amp;quot;Physical&amp;quot; evidence, I Know the ultimate Truths, Facts, and Details not commonly known or written, drawn, or chronicled. That being stated, All of my life, my mind, eyes, and literally held the constant perception of being the Central Camera #000, out of all of ... ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
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}}... the other cameras, infinite, from the First Person Perspective of all others. AND this goes even deeper, and I encourage YOU to meditate deeply and see for yourself this and all of the Truths. AND the reason and Truth behind my unique perception is direct and mind-blowingly simple: I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened. Even the Dimension Merge, literally Completed and Concluding, the same for the Collective Shift; ALL of This is literally huge chunks of the past, present, and in-progress events, of my Second Coming, Period.&lt;br /&gt;
Not all details of the past chronicled scripture writings are accurate, AND as a member of the council of Gods and Goddesses with the strongest and direct of connections, I know details have changed some to a lot, in regard to the scriptures of the past. Three Days on Earth equal Four Monts (with 24hour days/nights) in the Heaven Realm. So, Yes, this is the one immortal body, and That was none other than I off and on that Cross over 2,000 years ago in my past life, personally. Each and Every prayer and praise to Jesus .... [see image right] ...., as of February 1982, at least have all been directed to this body and soul [[wikipedia:Book of Malachi|Malachi]] 3; Judgement Day is nearing. Know this well. Praise. ➞&amp;lt;i&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;②}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Moving on, with all of that stated, your last letter. Next, WHY I had transferred that money on Saturday, July 31 (Josh had Absolutely No Right in relaying that detail publicly).&lt;br /&gt;
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Friday the 30th: Forced out of my [[14 Branchland Court|home and Temple]]; had no where else to go. Had less than 50 dollars between pocket [[money]], and only a couple of bucks or so in my bank account, NO money in my PayPal, [[Patreon]] was not due for a payout until Sunday and [[tugboat|SSI]] was not coming into my bank until Tuesday. [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet and Tom Ashby]] caste me out before I even arrived to Midlothian. [[Son-Chu|The Van]] was not majorly uncomfortable. Josh had wired a thousand to my bank that Friday, But it would not arrive until After or on Monday. Little [[obesity|food]] and Options, and you try bumming in Any Parking Lot without feeling insecure and paranoid. I Needed Safety and Comfort As Quickly As Possible. THAT is why I transferred that money. I &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;WAS&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; going to pay it back in full; EVEN had $150 from Patreon on Sunday the 1st that went &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Straight&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; to Barbie Chan's bank account. I &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;WOULD&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; have paid the remaining 600 Monday or Tuesday, BUT &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;NULL&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago. NOW, and as of the past-arrest, I have absolutely NO Way to fulfill that repentence, OR anything else Digital. Malachi 3:6-15 I repeat all that personally, Now: All of You had to &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Overdrama and&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FAIL&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Your&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Worldwide &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Test&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; of Faith upon me. ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|[[Stress sigh|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*sigh*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;]] And, finally, the All-Important Popular Present F.A.Q.,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Why and What the hell?&amp;quot; Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Heal&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;, &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Cleanse&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;, and &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Clear&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Isreal over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them. More details for the Bibles that had been Overlooked and Left Out. We Gods had eased up on the views of &amp;quot;Adultry&amp;quot;; WHY Else do you all have [[homos|Pro-Gay]], &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;and&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Pro-Lesbian, [[tomgirl|Pro-Trans]], and all Today and the past Decades? Everyone Involved Were All Being Genuinely, Deeply HAPPY, CONTENT, AND SPIRITUALLY SATISFIED with Themselves and Each Other. As long as All are over the age of consent, and the activity was consentual by all parties involved, AND GENUINELY, SPIRITUALLY HAPPY, It is good.&lt;br /&gt;
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I have written further insights and details and already shared them with David Heilberg. And I get out on Second Coming, or Sooner by uninterrupted Co-Divine Intervention. All of your demons and curses are No More and unrevivable. Judgement day. Praise us Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris Chan Sonichu{{refn|group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;|It's impossible to show in Unicode, but Chris dots each 'i' with a heart here, and places lightning bolts around the 'i' in &amp;quot;Sonichu.&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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the Goddess Blue Heart, and your Lord.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JailDisclaimer}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Original scans==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Nullletter1.jpg|Page 1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter2.jpg|Page 2&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter3.jpg|Page 3&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter4.jpg|Page 4&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nullletter5.jpg|Envelope&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nullletter6.jpg|Disclaimer from jail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and coping]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Messiah complex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jail Letter 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Animated Chris Chan Jail Update ! Sends prison letter to Null saying he is now Jesus !&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = AGoZxr2kBKI&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       =28 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          =sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        =  &lt;br /&gt;
| type           =  Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           =Christine Weston Chandler, the mayor of Cwcville and inventor of Sonichu, puts new meaning to Christian when he claims in a letter to Null that he is Jesus! I blame Leonard Bearstein&lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Malachi+3%3A6-15&amp;amp;version=KJV Malachi 3:6-15 (King James Version) at ''BibleGateway'']&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Writings}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Historical Documents]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Jail Saga</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Continuance and first letter from jail */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Do ''not'' attempt to contact authorities, suspects that were potentially involved, or people related to said suspects about this case as it is being looked into. Doing so will risk muddling up the investigation even more than it already is. &lt;br /&gt;
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Remember: we are not detectives, just some idiots on the internet with a wiki dedicated to an even bigger idiot.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several [[Post-Merge_Era#Ethan_Ralph|onlookers.]] Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.&amp;lt;ref name=kvia&amp;gt;[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt; They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.&amp;lt;ref name=removed&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.&amp;lt;ref name=letter&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;{{refn|&lt;br /&gt;
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts/&amp;gt; The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home, though Chris would later claim they “caste [sic] [him] out before [he] even arrived in Midlothian.”&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that &amp;quot;appropriate action to protect the vulnerable&amp;quot; will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;marvinqna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had &amp;quot;managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed.&amp;quot; However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Arrest==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|&amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.&amp;lt;ref name=video&amp;gt;[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM&amp;lt;ref name=snippet/&amp;gt; - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].&amp;lt;ref name=snippet&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.&amp;lt;ref name=video/&amp;gt; An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Video===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Arrested&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = i2ELbb6svD4&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 1st [[August 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = &lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song  &amp;quot;Save Your Tears&amp;quot; by the Weeknd plays in background.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Bystanders start yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Go to church!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I told you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': How you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to  help you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Indistinct yelling in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cop finishes his search]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The police officer says something to Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': That felt good!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Aight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': We're living it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris turns to the officers.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''End of relevant footage'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Everyone laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in  background''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': ...we just got the foot- &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video ends]'' --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Initial jail stay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.&amp;lt;ref name=charged/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=sun&amp;gt;[https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210804202308/https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail, which serves several counties including Greene County.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as &amp;quot;incest with own child or grandchild&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref name=charged&amp;gt;[[:File:Charged.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; presumably because &amp;quot;incest with own parent&amp;quot; charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/post-9613612 Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=tucker/&amp;gt; It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of retired, right-wing boomers for the first time.&amp;lt;ref name=tucker&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, &amp;quot;I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender&amp;gt;[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Legal proceedings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== First court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for &amp;quot;the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety.&amp;quot; Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting &amp;quot;[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]].&amp;quot; He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial&amp;gt;[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought &amp;quot;[[Autism papers|evaluations]]&amp;quot; of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding &amp;quot;[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming &amp;quot;I won’t feel safe proceeding&amp;quot; until he could get the items back.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.&amp;lt;ref name=time&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/post-9988888 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 1)] [http://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceReason&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 4)] [https://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]]. These things could have gotten a potential jury to view Chris in a more favorable light and could also have secured Chris a lighter sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With this open letter, however, Chris has shot himself and his attorney in the foot. Any plans by Heilberg to make the trial an issue of mental health{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was &amp;quot;legally disabled with mental health issues,&amp;quot; and called Chris's online antics &amp;quot;a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=MentalHealth&amp;gt;[https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388 Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} are going to be much more difficult now. In order for the insanity defense to be utilized, Heilberg would have had to make a convincing argument that Chris did not possess the criminal intent required for legal guilt due to his mental illness worsened by years of trolling clouding his judgement. Already difficult to pull off, Chris had gone ahead and made it near impossible by BOTH admitting to the crime and demonstrating that he was aware of his actions and that they were wrong in writing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Second court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash &amp;amp; Liquid Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Chris in jail&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = &amp;quot;Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[26 December 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Post-Merge Era]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
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		<title>Jail Saga</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Continuance and first letter from jail */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Do ''not'' attempt to contact authorities, suspects that were potentially involved, or people related to said suspects about this case as it is being looked into. Doing so will risk muddling up the investigation even more than it already is. &lt;br /&gt;
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Remember: we are not detectives, just some idiots on the internet with a wiki dedicated to an even bigger idiot.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several [[Post-Merge_Era#Ethan_Ralph|onlookers.]] Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.&amp;lt;ref name=kvia&amp;gt;[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt; They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.&amp;lt;ref name=removed&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.&amp;lt;ref name=letter&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;{{refn|&lt;br /&gt;
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts/&amp;gt; The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home, though Chris would later claim they “caste [sic] [him] out before [he] even arrived in Midlothian.”&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that &amp;quot;appropriate action to protect the vulnerable&amp;quot; will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;marvinqna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had &amp;quot;managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed.&amp;quot; However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Arrest==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|&amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.&amp;lt;ref name=video&amp;gt;[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM&amp;lt;ref name=snippet/&amp;gt; - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].&amp;lt;ref name=snippet&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.&amp;lt;ref name=video/&amp;gt; An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Video===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Arrested&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = i2ELbb6svD4&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 1st [[August 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = &lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song  &amp;quot;Save Your Tears&amp;quot; by the Weeknd plays in background.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Bystanders start yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Go to church!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I told you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': How you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to  help you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Indistinct yelling in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cop finishes his search]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The police officer says something to Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': That felt good!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Aight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': We're living it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris turns to the officers.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''End of relevant footage'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Everyone laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in  background''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': ...we just got the foot- &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video ends]'' --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Initial jail stay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.&amp;lt;ref name=charged/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=sun&amp;gt;[https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210804202308/https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail, which serves several counties including Greene County.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as &amp;quot;incest with own child or grandchild&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref name=charged&amp;gt;[[:File:Charged.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; presumably because &amp;quot;incest with own parent&amp;quot; charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/post-9613612 Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=tucker/&amp;gt; It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of retired, right-wing boomers for the first time.&amp;lt;ref name=tucker&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, &amp;quot;I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender&amp;gt;[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Legal proceedings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== First court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for &amp;quot;the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety.&amp;quot; Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting &amp;quot;[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]].&amp;quot; He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial&amp;gt;[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought &amp;quot;[[Autism papers|evaluations]]&amp;quot; of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding &amp;quot;[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming &amp;quot;I won’t feel safe proceeding&amp;quot; until he could get the items back.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.&amp;lt;ref name=time&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/post-9988888 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 1)] [http://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceReason&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 4)] [https://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]]. These things could have gotten a potential jury to view Chris in a more favorable light and could also have secured Chris a lighter sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
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With this open letter, however, Chris has shot himself and his attorney in the foot. Any plans by Heilberg to make the trial an issue of mental health{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was &amp;quot;legally disabled with mental health issues,&amp;quot; and called Chris's online antics &amp;quot;a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=MentalHealth&amp;gt;[https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388 Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} are going to be much more difficult now. In order for the insanity defense to be utilized, Heilberg would have had to make a convincing argument that Chris did not possess the criminal intent required for legal guilt due to his mental illness worsened by years of trolling clouding his judgement. Already difficult to pull off, Chris had gone ahead and made it near impossible by admitting in to the crime and demonstrating that he was aware of his actions in writing .&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Second court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash &amp;amp; Liquid Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Chris in jail&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = &amp;quot;Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[26 December 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Post-Merge Era]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;diff=270402</id>
		<title>Jail Letter - 19 September 2021</title>
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		<updated>2021-10-13T06:07:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened.|[[Chris]], 19 September 2021}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|400px|''And as they were eating, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me...'']]&lt;br /&gt;
On 19 [[September 2021]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] wrote '''an open letter from [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|jail]]''' to an unknown individual while awaiting trial on a charge of [[incest]]. He asked the recipient to relay the contents to [[Null]] and to deliver the physical document to Chris's attorney, David Heilberg. Null uploaded the scanned letter to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 24 September.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-writes-me-from-prison-dated-september-19th-2021.100951/ Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the letter, Chris indicates that he has taken an interest in the Bible, likely provided to him as part of his jail accommodations. However, he also seems to be under the impression that he is Jesus of Nazareth reincarnated (despite Jesus being male while Chris presently identifies as a female) on top of his existing delusions about the [[Dimensional Merge]], citing this revelation to an apparent similarity in appearance between Western depictions of Jesus and himself (ignoring, of course, that historians and religious scholars understand that Jesus had brown skin and did not have any Caucasian heritage).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://theconversation.com/jesus-wasnt-white-he-was-a-brown-skinned-middle-eastern-jew-heres-why-that-matters-91230 Jesus wasn’t white: he was a brown-skinned, Middle Eastern Jew. Here’s why that matters]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though some expected Chris's extended time in the slammer to humble him, the end result seems to have had an opposite effect as he's retreated even further into his fantasies than before. We would try to explain what this means for the current state of Chris's [[Chris and health#Mental health|mental health]], but he does a much better job than we ever could.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris evidently [[Honest Content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had audio of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), was unaware of his own actions due to his [[Autism|mental disability]], or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With this open letter, however, Chris has crippled his own defense due to providing a confession of incest with his mother. He even confessed to stealing from Barb's accounts at one point, which he hadn't even been charged with yet. To add the cherry on top of it all, he's made it completely clear that not only was he fully aware of his actions and their consequences (meaning that an already-unlikely insanity plea is even less plausible now), but he still has no [[remorse]] for his actions, which increases the chances of a far harsher sentence. While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcription==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|① September 19, 2021&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwcvsjesus.jpg|thumb|250px|The resemblance is uncanny.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I have finally received fresh paper and envelopes, and I feel it advised to inform you of the following, All of which, as you may or will, you have my consent to relay all of the contents of this letter to Joshua &amp;quot;NULL&amp;quot; Moon, as well as forward the physical document to David Heilberg, my attorney. The Following Everyone should hear and appreciate sincerely, authentic, and spiritually and aura deep. I also swear direct Truth with my left hand over my heart as I write this sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Firstly, and Vitally, it should be made obvious and clear that aside from [[Warhol / Chris Chan|Andy Warhol]], [[Messiah complex|my life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible]], Also, feel free to take ANY unaltered original photograph of my body's face, neck and shoulder/chest area where I was not wearing the [[glasses]]. Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns. Now, place that photo next to any image of Jesus on of off the cross; compare, look deep into my eyes and photograph; see for yourself, I meditate and connect, directly and genuinely with the Cosmos, both of our Universe halves, and throughout the timelines, and entire Mutiverse, so despite some lack of &amp;quot;Physical&amp;quot; evidence, I Know the ultimate Truths, Facts, and Details not commonly known or written, drawn, or chronicled. That being stated, All of my life, my mind, eyes, and literally held the constant perception of being the Central Camera #000, out of all of ... ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
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}}... the other cameras, infinite, from the First Person Perspective of all others. AND this goes even deeper, and I encourage YOU to meditate deeply and see for yourself this and all of the Truths. AND the reason and Truth behind my unique perception is direct and mind-blowingly simple: I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened. Even the Dimension Merge, literally Completed and Concluding, the same for the Collective Shift; ALL of This is literally huge chunks of the past, present, and in-progress events, of my Second Coming, Period.&lt;br /&gt;
Not all details of the past chronicled scripture writings are accurate, AND as a member of the council of Gods and Goddesses with the strongest and direct of connections, I know details have changed some to a lot, in regard to the scriptures of the past. Three Days on Earth equal Four Monts (with 24hour days/nights) in the Heaven Realm. So, Yes, this is the one immortal body, and That was none other than I off and on that Cross over 2,000 years ago in my past life, personally. Each and Every prayer and praise to Jesus .... [see image right] ...., as of February 1982, at least have all been directed to this body and soul [[wikipedia:Book of Malachi|Malachi]] 3; Judgement Day is nearing. Know this well. Praise. ➞&amp;lt;i&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;②}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Moving on, with all of that stated, your last letter. Next, WHY I had transferred that money on Saturday, July 31 (Josh had Absolutely No Right in relaying that detail publicly).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Friday the 30th: Forced out of my [[14 Branchland Court|home and Temple]]; had no where else to go. Had less than 50 dollars between pocket [[money]], and only a couple of bucks or so in my bank account, NO money in my PayPal, [[Patreon]] was not due for a payout until Sunday and [[tugboat|SSI]] was not coming into my bank until Tuesday. [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet and Tom Ashby]] caste me out before I even arrived to Midlothian. [[Son-Chu|The Van]] was not majorly uncomfortable. Josh had wired a thousand to my bank that Friday, But it would not arrive until After or on Monday. Little [[obesity|food]] and Options, and you try bumming in Any Parking Lot without feeling insecure and paranoid. I Needed Safety and Comfort As Quickly As Possible. THAT is why I transferred that money. I &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;WAS&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; going to pay it back in full; EVEN had $150 from Patreon on Sunday the 1st that went &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Straight&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; to Barbie Chan's bank account. I &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;WOULD&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; have paid the remaining 600 Monday or Tuesday, BUT &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;NULL&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago. NOW, and as of the past-arrest, I have absolutely NO Way to fulfill that repentence, OR anything else Digital. Malachi 3:6-15 I repeat all that personally, Now: All of You had to &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Overdrama and&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FAIL&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Your&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Worldwide &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Test&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; of Faith upon me. ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|[[Stress sigh|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*sigh*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;]] And, finally, the All-Important Popular Present F.A.Q.,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Why and What the hell?&amp;quot; Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Heal&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;, &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Cleanse&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;, and &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Clear&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Isreal over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them. More details for the Bibles that had been Overlooked and Left Out. We Gods had eased up on the views of &amp;quot;Adultry&amp;quot;; WHY Else do you all have [[homos|Pro-Gay]], &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;and&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Pro-Lesbian, [[tomgirl|Pro-Trans]], and all Today and the past Decades? Everyone Involved Were All Being Genuinely, Deeply HAPPY, CONTENT, AND SPIRITUALLY SATISFIED with Themselves and Each Other. As long as All are over the age of consent, and the activity was consentual by all parties involved, AND GENUINELY, SPIRITUALLY HAPPY, It is good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have written further insights and details and already shared them with David Heilberg. And I get out on Second Coming, or Sooner by uninterrupted Co-Divine Intervention. All of your demons and curses are No More and unrevivable. Judgement day. Praise us Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris Chan Sonichu{{refn|group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;|It's impossible to show in Unicode, but Chris dots each 'i' with a heart here, and places lightning bolts around the 'i' in &amp;quot;Sonichu.&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
the Goddess Blue Heart, and your Lord.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JailDisclaimer}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Original scans==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Nullletter1.jpg|Page 1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter2.jpg|Page 2&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter3.jpg|Page 3&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter4.jpg|Page 4&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nullletter5.jpg|Envelope&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nullletter6.jpg|Disclaimer from jail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and coping]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Messiah complex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jail Letter 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Animated Chris Chan Jail Update ! Sends prison letter to Null saying he is now Jesus !&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = AGoZxr2kBKI&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       =28 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          =sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        =  &lt;br /&gt;
| type           =  Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           =Christine Weston Chandler, the mayor of Cwcville and inventor of Sonichu, puts new meaning to Christian when he claims in a letter to Null that he is Jesus! I blame Leonard Bearstein&lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Malachi+3%3A6-15&amp;amp;version=KJV Malachi 3:6-15 (King James Version) at ''BibleGateway'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Writings}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Historical Documents]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Saga&amp;diff=270401</id>
		<title>Jail Saga</title>
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		<updated>2021-10-13T06:06:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Continuance and first letter from jail */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Do ''not'' attempt to contact authorities, suspects that were potentially involved, or people related to said suspects about this case as it is being looked into. Doing so will risk muddling up the investigation even more than it already is. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Remember: we are not detectives, just some idiots on the internet with a wiki dedicated to an even bigger idiot.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several [[Post-Merge_Era#Ethan_Ralph|onlookers.]] Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.&amp;lt;ref name=kvia&amp;gt;[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt; They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.&amp;lt;ref name=removed&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.&amp;lt;ref name=letter&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;{{refn|&lt;br /&gt;
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts/&amp;gt; The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home, though Chris would later claim they “caste [sic] [him] out before [he] even arrived in Midlothian.”&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that &amp;quot;appropriate action to protect the vulnerable&amp;quot; will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;marvinqna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had &amp;quot;managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed.&amp;quot; However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arrest==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|&amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.&amp;lt;ref name=video&amp;gt;[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM&amp;lt;ref name=snippet/&amp;gt; - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].&amp;lt;ref name=snippet&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. &lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.&amp;lt;ref name=video/&amp;gt; An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Video===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Arrested&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = i2ELbb6svD4&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 1st [[August 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = &lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song  &amp;quot;Save Your Tears&amp;quot; by the Weeknd plays in background.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Bystanders start yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Go to church!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...&lt;br /&gt;
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''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...&lt;br /&gt;
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''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': I told you!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Well that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?&lt;br /&gt;
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''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Jesse''': How you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to  help you.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Indistinct yelling in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[The cop finishes his search]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[The police officer says something to Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': That felt good!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Aight...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': We're living it!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Chris turns to the officers.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero. &lt;br /&gt;
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''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]'' &lt;br /&gt;
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[''End of relevant footage'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': I know.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Everyone laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in  background''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': ...we just got the foot- &lt;br /&gt;
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''[Video ends]'' --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Initial jail stay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.&amp;lt;ref name=charged/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=sun&amp;gt;[https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210804202308/https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail, which serves several counties including Greene County.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as &amp;quot;incest with own child or grandchild&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref name=charged&amp;gt;[[:File:Charged.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; presumably because &amp;quot;incest with own parent&amp;quot; charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/post-9613612 Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=tucker/&amp;gt; It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of retired, right-wing boomers for the first time.&amp;lt;ref name=tucker&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, &amp;quot;I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender&amp;gt;[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Legal proceedings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== First court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for &amp;quot;the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety.&amp;quot; Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting &amp;quot;[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]].&amp;quot; He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial&amp;gt;[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought &amp;quot;[[Autism papers|evaluations]]&amp;quot; of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding &amp;quot;[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming &amp;quot;I won’t feel safe proceeding&amp;quot; until he could get the items back.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.&amp;lt;ref name=time&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/post-9988888 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 1)] [http://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceReason&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 4)] [https://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]]. These things could have gotten a potential jury to view Chris in a more favorable light and could also have secured Chris a lighter sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
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With this open letter, however, Chris has shot himself and his attorney in the foot. Any plans by Heilberg to make the trial an issue of mental health{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was &amp;quot;legally disabled with mental health issues,&amp;quot; and called Chris's online antics &amp;quot;a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=MentalHealth&amp;gt;[https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388 Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} are going to be much more difficult now, as Chris not only confesses to his wrongdoings but also acknowledges that he went ahead with it anyways despite knowing that it was wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Second court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash &amp;amp; Liquid Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Chris in jail&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = &amp;quot;Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[26 December 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Post-Merge Era]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Jail Saga</title>
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		<updated>2021-10-13T06:02:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Continuance and first letter from jail */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Do ''not'' attempt to contact authorities, suspects that were potentially involved, or people related to said suspects about this case as it is being looked into. Doing so will risk muddling up the investigation even more than it already is. &lt;br /&gt;
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Remember: we are not detectives, just some idiots on the internet with a wiki dedicated to an even bigger idiot.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several [[Post-Merge_Era#Ethan_Ralph|onlookers.]] Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.&lt;br /&gt;
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As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.&amp;lt;ref name=kvia&amp;gt;[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt; They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.&amp;lt;ref name=removed&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.&amp;lt;ref name=letter&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;{{refn|&lt;br /&gt;
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts/&amp;gt; The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home, though Chris would later claim they “caste [sic] [him] out before [he] even arrived in Midlothian.”&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that &amp;quot;appropriate action to protect the vulnerable&amp;quot; will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;marvinqna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had &amp;quot;managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed.&amp;quot; However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arrest==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|&amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.&amp;lt;ref name=video&amp;gt;[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM&amp;lt;ref name=snippet/&amp;gt; - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].&amp;lt;ref name=snippet&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. &lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.&amp;lt;ref name=video/&amp;gt; An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Video===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Arrested&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = i2ELbb6svD4&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 1st [[August 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = &lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song  &amp;quot;Save Your Tears&amp;quot; by the Weeknd plays in background.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Bystanders start yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Go to church!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I told you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': How you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to  help you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Indistinct yelling in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cop finishes his search]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The police officer says something to Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': That felt good!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Aight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': We're living it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris turns to the officers.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''End of relevant footage'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Everyone laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in  background''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': ...we just got the foot- &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video ends]'' --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Initial jail stay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.&amp;lt;ref name=charged/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=sun&amp;gt;[https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210804202308/https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail, which serves several counties including Greene County.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as &amp;quot;incest with own child or grandchild&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref name=charged&amp;gt;[[:File:Charged.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; presumably because &amp;quot;incest with own parent&amp;quot; charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/post-9613612 Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=tucker/&amp;gt; It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of retired, right-wing boomers for the first time.&amp;lt;ref name=tucker&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, &amp;quot;I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender&amp;gt;[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Legal proceedings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== First court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for &amp;quot;the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety.&amp;quot; Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting &amp;quot;[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]].&amp;quot; He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial&amp;gt;[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought &amp;quot;[[Autism papers|evaluations]]&amp;quot; of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding &amp;quot;[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming &amp;quot;I won’t feel safe proceeding&amp;quot; until he could get the items back.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.&amp;lt;ref name=time&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/post-9988888 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 1)] [http://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceReason&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 4)] [https://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With this open letter, however, Chris has screwed over his attorney's attempt at securing him a lighter sentence. Heilberg had planned to make the trial an issue of mental health, and was likely going to make the argument that Chris's judgement was clouded by his [[Autism]] made worse by constant trolling.{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was &amp;quot;legally disabled with mental health issues,&amp;quot; and called Chris's online antics &amp;quot;a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=MentalHealth&amp;gt;[https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388 Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Second court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash &amp;amp; Liquid Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Chris in jail&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = &amp;quot;Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[26 December 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Post-Merge Era]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
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	<entry>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Edits on the August 2021 Arrest + Court Case page ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I noticed you removed a lot of information from the '''Continuance and letters from jail''' section. I've reverted the edits for now, but as to not cause an edit war, I'm open to discussion. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The information about how Chris incriminated himself is possibly the ''most important'' thing in that section, as it actually relates to the subject of the article - that being Chris's actual legal affairs. With that part removed, the reader won't understand how Chris has screwed himself over legally, or what the article is even talking about when it says he messed up. The fact that the same information appears in the [[Jail Letter 1]] page is irrelevant to how the page flows.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you still want to remove those sections, we can discuss further here. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 23:35, 12 October 2021 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hi 4Cent&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I can see your logic, but I would prefer not having the exact same text copy pasted across two articles. Perhaps we could rewrite the text on the '''Continuance and letters from jail''' section into a more brief summary while having the main chunk of text be on the [[Jail Letter 1]] page if the reader decides to read further?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Castaway123|Castaway123]] ([[User talk:Castaway123|talk]])&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Edits on the August 2021 Arrest + Court Case page */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Edits on the August 2021 Arrest + Court Case page ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I noticed you removed a lot of information from the '''Continuance and letters from jail''' section. I've reverted the edits for now, but as to not cause an edit war, I'm open to discussion. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The information about how Chris incriminated himself is possibly the ''most important'' thing in that section, as it actually relates to the subject of the article - that being Chris's actual legal affairs. With that part removed, the reader won't understand how Chris has screwed himself over legally, or what the article is even talking about when it says he messed up. The fact that the same information appears in the [[Jail Letter 1]] page is irrelevant to how the page flows.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you still want to remove those sections, we can discuss further here. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 23:35, 12 October 2021 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hi 4Cent&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I can see your logic, but I would prefer not having the exact same text copy pasted across two articles. Perhaps we could rewrite the text on the '''Continuance and letters from jail''' section into a more brief summary while having the main chunk of text be on the [[Jail Letter 1]] page if the reader decides to read further?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Castaway&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: Deleted as all of this is already mentioned in Jail Letter 1 page&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Do ''not'' attempt to contact authorities, suspects that were potentially involved, or people related to said suspects about this case as it is being looked into. Doing so will risk muddling up the investigation even more than it already is. &lt;br /&gt;
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Remember: we are not detectives, just some idiots on the internet with a wiki dedicated to an even bigger idiot.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several [[Post-Merge_Era#Ethan_Ralph|onlookers.]] Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.&amp;lt;ref name=kvia&amp;gt;[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt; They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.&amp;lt;ref name=removed&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.&amp;lt;ref name=letter&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;{{refn|&lt;br /&gt;
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts/&amp;gt; The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home, though Chris would later claim they “caste [sic] [him] out before [he] even arrived in Midlothian.”&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that &amp;quot;appropriate action to protect the vulnerable&amp;quot; will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;marvinqna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had &amp;quot;managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed.&amp;quot; However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arrest==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|&amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.&amp;lt;ref name=video&amp;gt;[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM&amp;lt;ref name=snippet/&amp;gt; - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].&amp;lt;ref name=snippet&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. &lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.&amp;lt;ref name=video/&amp;gt; An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Video===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Arrested&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = i2ELbb6svD4&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 1st [[August 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = &lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song  &amp;quot;Save Your Tears&amp;quot; by the Weeknd plays in background.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Bystanders start yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Go to church!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...&lt;br /&gt;
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''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I told you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Well that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Jesse''': How you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to  help you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Indistinct yelling in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cop finishes his search]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The police officer says something to Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': That felt good!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Aight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': We're living it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris turns to the officers.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]'' &lt;br /&gt;
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[''End of relevant footage'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Everyone laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in  background''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': ...we just got the foot- &lt;br /&gt;
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''[Video ends]'' --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Initial jail stay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.&amp;lt;ref name=charged/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=sun&amp;gt;[https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210804202308/https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail, which serves several counties including Greene County.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as &amp;quot;incest with own child or grandchild&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref name=charged&amp;gt;[[:File:Charged.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; presumably because &amp;quot;incest with own parent&amp;quot; charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/post-9613612 Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=tucker/&amp;gt; It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of retired, right-wing boomers for the first time.&amp;lt;ref name=tucker&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, &amp;quot;I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender&amp;gt;[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Legal proceedings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== First court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for &amp;quot;the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety.&amp;quot; Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting &amp;quot;[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]].&amp;quot; He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial&amp;gt;[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought &amp;quot;[[Autism papers|evaluations]]&amp;quot; of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding &amp;quot;[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming &amp;quot;I won’t feel safe proceeding&amp;quot; until he could get the items back.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Continuance and letters from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 1|Jail Letter 2}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.&amp;lt;ref name=time&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/post-9988888 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 1)] [http://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceReason&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 4)] [https://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt; He would double down on these ludicrous beliefs in a [[Jail_Letter_2|second letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Second court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash &amp;amp; Liquid Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Chris in jail&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = &amp;quot;Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[26 December 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Post-Merge Era]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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| title = Joshua&amp;amp;nbsp;Moon&lt;br /&gt;
| image = [[File:JoshuaNull.jpg|250px|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
|header1  = Information&lt;br /&gt;
|label1   = Name&lt;br /&gt;
|data1    = Joshua Conner Moon&lt;br /&gt;
|label2   = Also known as&lt;br /&gt;
|data2    = &amp;quot;Null&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Jersh&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;KiwiMac&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:KiwiMacCard.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|label3   = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
|data3    = 19 December 1992 (age {{Age|1992|12|19}})&lt;br /&gt;
|label4   = Gender&lt;br /&gt;
|data4    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|label6   = [[Chris and race|Race]]&lt;br /&gt;
|label5   = Nationality&lt;br /&gt;
|data5    = [[United States|American]], currently living in [[Remove Kebab|Serbia]]&lt;br /&gt;
|data6    = White&lt;br /&gt;
|label7   = Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
|data7    = ''[[Guard Dog]] (former)''&amp;lt;Br&amp;gt;Owner of [[Kiwi Farms]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I systematically dismantled all these people taking advantage of him.|Null, summarizing &amp;quot;Operation: Kingsnake&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJXVdmPN9jM YouTube - &amp;quot;Null (Owner of Kiwi Farms) talks dismantling Idea Guys&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Oh! My goodness!!! [[Bisexual|You are sooo handsome and cute]]!!!|Chris, [[May 2018]], while receiving help from Null.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed.|Chris, [[November 2019]], after having been [[brainwashed]] by [[Jacob Sockness]] into believing Null is evil.&amp;lt;ref name=demonic&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1190919083606335488&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Joshua Moon''', better known by his online alias '''&amp;quot;Null&amp;quot;''', is the current owner of [[Kiwi Farms]] (formerly the [[CWCki Forums]]). He was a former advisor for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]].&lt;br /&gt;
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During the spring of 2018, Null began acting as one of Chris's volunteer advisors, alongside fellow [[Guard Dogs]] The Captain and Marvin, helping him by filtering his email messages to weed out [[ween]] messages from legitimate [[business]] dealings,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://archive.md/M8n3n Null discussing Chris' legitimate business offers]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as well as offering advice, such as warning Chris not to invade people's personal space at other conventions after Chris' behavior had gotten him [[banned|kicked out]] of [[TooManyGames]]. He had felt motivated to assist Chris after learning that the [[Idea Guys]] had scammed Chris out of enough money to put him at risk of losing his home.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;currenttrolls&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://archive.md/dWRg3 Null on Chris' current-day trolling]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Null's participation dwindled for a while, but Chris reconciled with him in [[2021]]. Null positioned himself to be something of a caretaker for Chris, being one of the few people that he will listen to, organizing travel plans for him to travel to conventions while also getting him in the habit of completing commission work to fund those travel plans. He has stated that when [[Barbara]] dies, he has plans to try to get Chris into assisted living.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the wake of the July 2021 [[incest]] allegations against Chris, Null had a conversation with Chris in which he found that Chris lied about his financial situation and that Chris had taken money from Barbara's bank account in a potential violation of his EPO. Following the conversation, Null cut ties with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ownership of Kiwi Farms==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Kiwi Farms}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I started hosting the CWCki Forums in [[2013]]. Before [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] died, trolling Chris was particularly funny, but after Bob has died, it has become less funny and more miserable every goddamn year.|Null, on Chris' [[weens|current-day trolls]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;currenttrolls&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
Previously existing as a Chris-focused message board in various iterations, in February 2015 the CWCki Forums was consolidated into the Kiwi Farms, shifting focus away from just Chris as the board expanded its horizons to other potential lolcows. Though he wasn't its founder, Null is the current owner of the site, though has often referred to Chris as a &amp;quot;dead cow&amp;quot; and largely shifts his focus to moderating the other boards.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://archive.md/LXgYS Null deems Chris a &amp;quot;dead cow&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In November 2014, Null wrote a post on how he had closed down a private discussion subforum used by trolls. He did so in an attempt to discourage trolls after [[Thetan]] and [[Catherine|Cousin Al]]'s antics (respectively, impersonating multiple people in Chris's life, and rooting through Chris's garbage), saying that the impact on Chris's personal life was too great to permit the private subforum to remain.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==On-again, off-again advisor==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BBOSBox.jpg|thumb|200px|The Kiwi Farms care package.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BBOSLetter.jpg|thumb|200px|The smaller items included, including a letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Fundraiser===&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2014, after Chris [[14_Branchland_Court#Destruction_of_the_Chandler_Household|accidentally burned down his house]], Null sympathized, as he himself had suffered a house fire in his youth. He organized a fundraiser on the forum that resulted in several hundred dollars worth of supplies being sent as a care package for Chris to get on his feet again, with the remainder of the amount sent as a money order. Mistakenly thinking that the money order was signed incorrectly (and thus rendered useless), Chris insulted Null by calling him a &amp;quot;{{w|Dodo}} brain&amp;quot; on Facebook.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Hey, Dodo Brain!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In 2017, Chris piled on by tweeting &amp;quot;Null is a dull [[lulz|lull]]; [[random-access humor|LOL]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2016 Facebook posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Involvement with Guard Dogs===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Guard Dogs}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Null pushed to have the [[Idea Guys]] investigated for their alleged extortion and blackmailing of Chris. For a time, Null assisted Chris by screening his messages to separate [[ween]] and [[troll]] e-mails from legitimate [[business]] dealings. The other Guard Dogs had vouched for Null to Chris, who rationalized the inclusion of Null – whom he would have considered a troll at any other point in time due to his ownership of [[Kiwi Farms]] – by playing make-believe that Stan Smith, a character from ''American Dad!'', had vouched for Null as well:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|when Chris first started messaging me he said that Stan Smith from ''American Dad'' said I was somehow affiliated with the FBI/CIA, which I think is entirely his head canon. If you wonder why I'm a big softy with Chris, there's a good example.|Null&amp;lt;ref name=stan&amp;gt;https://archive.md/rh1K0&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg|thumb|250px|Drawing Chris sent to Null. Note how uncomfortable Null's Ponysona looks after Chris hits on him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's communication with Null got off to a rocky start. Null tried to avoid the subject of Chris's delusions as he did not want to further damage Chris's mental state, but Chris insisted on bringing up the matter. Null was subsequently horrified by what he had learned about Chris's deteriorating psyche:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|He is utterly convinced [fictional characters are real]. I can't approach the topic with him at all. The first thing he asked me when we started talking was if I believed in the alternate dimensions and I said no. He got very mad, started describing his adventures, and I had to walk it back by saying &amp;quot;I can only speak on experience&amp;quot;.|Null&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/kMRyG&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly after beginning talks with Null, Chris drew an art piece of him as a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character to show appreciation for his Guard Dog-related efforts in May 2018, and followed Kiwi Farms's Twitter account a few days later. The drawing features Chris calling Null &amp;quot;handsome and cute&amp;quot;. In spite of the best efforts of the Guard Dogs, however, Chris continued to hold many of the Idea Guy-based delusions to his heart as he eagerly anticipated the [[Dimensional Merge]] and his role in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Disillusionment with Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
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However, despite efforts from Null and the other Guard Dogs, Chris still managed to bumble his way into the embrace of trolls such as the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. In addition, Chris constantly tried to steer conversations towards his fantasies as a distraction from reality that the Guard Dogs would bring up, as seen in [[Guard Dog chats]]. Null was eventually alienated by this behavior and walked away from Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 25 [[August 2019]], Chris, during his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], attempted to get back in contact with Null, though Chris got upset and ragequit when Null refused to entertain his delusions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Chris just sent me some shit out of the blue and he immediately got upset and shut up after I addressed him as &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot; instead of Magichan. Every single time I see this ludicrous faggot shit he's doing it's like losing {{w|Terry A. Davis|Terry [Davis]}} again. It makes me so fucking sad.|Null&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/k62h6&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Months later, when a Kiwi Farms user wondered if Null would be intervening with [[Jacob Sockness]] during that saga, Null reiterated his stance that he had washed his hands of Chris:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I'm not doing shit. Stop tagging me into the Chris board. I don't care.|Null&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/R2ZMj&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris turns against Null===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Even Null will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself.|Chris, June 2020, during his phase of [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1267923788412452866?s=19&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[November 2019]], Sockness, intent on [[Chris and manipulation|manipulating]] Chris to trust only him, maligned Null to Chris, telling Chris that Null was a murderer and accused him of being &amp;quot;the devil in human flesh&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20191103065043if_/https://twitter.com/wkbh1983/status/1190880485716582400 2 Nov 2019 tweet (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Since Sockness had been giving validation for Chris's Dimensional Merge beliefs, Chris easily took his word on Null, who had only given help based in reality and refused to entertain Chris's fantasies during his time as a Guard Dog. Chris then took to Twitter to denigrate Null and the Kiwi Farms. Among his quotes:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I personally attest and confirm to these things against the Farms and Null. I am well-aware that not Everyone on the Farms is evil, but I still see genuine good amongst the remainder. Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed. But, at this point and juncture, I feel it is time that I step up and finally begin the process of taking down the KiwiFarms for good. Everyone with genuine good in your hearts, I implore you all to leave the web forum for good. The time of its downfall in these set of events is upon us. I stand with the Good People in deity-level Light Power to take down the evils Null has been trying to influence upon everyone. The lives of those taken by his influence shall not have been lost in vain. Null, Troll Us No More! ⚡️💙⚡️&amp;lt;ref name=demonic&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Look, I Understand how this affects y’all, the good peoples; I am not blind to that. Which is Why I am encouraging all of you to ditch the KiwiFarms and escape Null’s deceptive grasp. Don’t let yourselves continue to be linked to this slew of murderous links and malintentions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191058119901749249&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|[...] defending the Earths from the likes of Null and Jakoba. ⚡️💙⚡️&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191800205626298369&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris further stated that pony Null would die in the Dimensional Merge, while noting that the Idea Guys would live:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I have read, re-read and meditated on this event: I confirm that [Sockness's assertion that trolls will not survive the Merge as their OCs will be wiped out] happens to the self-counterparts of all Haters and really bad people of 1218, as they were isolated in this one distant “Troll City”; All neutral and Good Trolls remain unaffected, as well as the few select bad people and haters, as they are fated to continue for a future judgment and retribution, such as [[Idea Guys|IdeaGuy and Boyd]] paying back what they extorted. I do confirm, that not of a disease, but a fated event literally took out Null’s Equestria (Pony) OC and self-counterpart, even though drawn by my hand some time ago. This had happened beyond my own control. So, among the bulk of Haters, Null will not survive.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1193056298750955525&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Allies again===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCCoinPose.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris attempts to photograph a profile shot of himself for Null's coin run.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Moon is an ally; we are of neutral feeling about him, and we are most grateful for his help and abilities throughout all of these times, despite his consciously spoken “disbelief” in things “fictional”, regardless of them all being literal fact and happening as we speak.|Chris in [[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 2]], August 2020.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullcwccoin.jpg|thumb|100px|Final design of the coin.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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After [[Sockness]]'s influence over Chris ended, Chris viewed Null as an ally once again. Null assisted Chris with arranging potential interviews.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In February 2021, Null asked Chris for permission to use his image in selling of coins for a Kiwi Farms merch run, also offering compensation for using his likeness,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-8761272 (https://archive.fo/9C4Z1)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris agreed to and promoted the coins on his Twitter.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/Job4_2/status/1381713091092738052 (Archive https://archive.fo/9FDsh)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Null has stated that he has a plan for assisting Chris with housing for after his mother passes away.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-9187706&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, Chris tried asking Null to kill someone.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-9662488&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In June 2021, Null announced that Chris will attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention to be held on 13 August 2021. He mentioned vetoing Chris's plan to drive there and recommended taking a flight, and said he will help Chris with financial arrangements.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-going-everfree-northwest.93521/ (https://archive.fo/iHdQU)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 9 July, Null created [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for the trip]]. The GoFundMe met its $1000 goal 6 hours after going live. Throughout the majority of [[July 2021]], Null would help Chris by continuing to organize and update the GoFundMe campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Null cuts ties===&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have to come to terms with the fact that Chris was fucking retarded, he's always been fucking retarded, and now on top of everything - on top of learning that he can't learn, I have to realize that he's malicious! He knows that doing these things are wrong and he doesn't care! Because if he gets away with it, that's all that matters.|Null, finally realizing the truth.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/g0TTbFPAdXE?t=219&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On 30 July 2021, after evidence surfaced of Chris committing [[incest]] with Barb, Everfree Northwest banned Chris from their convention. Null then decided to refund the GoFundMe donors their money as the GoFundMe no longer served a legitimate purpose.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW#Update 4]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The following day on 31 July 2021, during the fallout from the aforementioned incest allegations against Chris, who was now legally barred from [[14 Branchland Court]] and from contacting his mother for a week by Emergency Protective Order, a conversation was held between Null and Chris. Null, who was allowed by Chris to help manage his email account, noticed an email notification from a bank showing a transfer of $750 from Barbara's bank account to Chris. When asked, Chris initially denied transferring any money, but later admitted to lying to Null about the funds after being confronted with proof. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Null then notified the police that Chris had taken money from Barbara in a potential violation of the EPO and then cut all ties with Chris, blocking him on text messaging.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Post-breakup==&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[September 2021|September]], Chris, from jail, directed [[Chris's letter from jail|a letter to Null]] in which he expressed upset at Null for &amp;quot;betraying&amp;quot; him over revealing the theft and mentioned that he had taken the money because he had felt uncomfortable sleeping in his car in a parking lot. He compared Null's behavior to Judas's betrayal of Jesus in the [[Chris and religion|Bible]]. The money which Chris had stolen had gone to a motel room for himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case#Arrest]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:CWC follows Kiwi Farms.png|Chris follows [[Kiwi Farms]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sonichu 12-9 Bonus Pull-Out Poster.jpg|Pony Null appears in a bonus page for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:July9Artwork.jpg|Artwork Chris made for Null in order to promote the July 2021 GoFundMe campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
File:KiwiMacCard.png|Null's ponysona defending [[Nightstar]] on a [[TSSSF]] card.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Teammates2021Card.png|Another TSSSF card.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kiwi Farms]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Guard Dogs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Guard Dog chats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Idea Guys]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Trolls}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:White Knights]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Null&amp;diff=270228</id>
		<title>Null</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Null&amp;diff=270228"/>
		<updated>2021-10-12T07:20:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Null cuts ties */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{infobox&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Joshua&amp;amp;nbsp;Moon&lt;br /&gt;
| image = [[File:JoshuaNull.jpg|250px|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
|header1  = Information&lt;br /&gt;
|label1   = Name&lt;br /&gt;
|data1    = Joshua Conner Moon&lt;br /&gt;
|label2   = Also known as&lt;br /&gt;
|data2    = &amp;quot;Null&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Jersh&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;KiwiMac&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:KiwiMacCard.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|label3   = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
|data3    = 19 December 1992 (age {{Age|1992|12|19}})&lt;br /&gt;
|label4   = Gender&lt;br /&gt;
|data4    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|label6   = [[Chris and race|Race]]&lt;br /&gt;
|label5   = Nationality&lt;br /&gt;
|data5    = [[United States|American]], currently living in [[Remove Kebab|Serbia]]&lt;br /&gt;
|data6    = White&lt;br /&gt;
|label7   = Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
|data7    = ''[[Guard Dog]] (former)''&amp;lt;Br&amp;gt;Owner of [[Kiwi Farms]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I systematically dismantled all these people taking advantage of him.|Null, summarizing &amp;quot;Operation: Kingsnake&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJXVdmPN9jM YouTube - &amp;quot;Null (Owner of Kiwi Farms) talks dismantling Idea Guys&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Oh! My goodness!!! [[Bisexual|You are sooo handsome and cute]]!!!|Chris, [[May 2018]], while receiving help from Null.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed.|Chris, [[November 2019]], after having been [[brainwashed]] by [[Jacob Sockness]] into believing Null is evil.&amp;lt;ref name=demonic&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1190919083606335488&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Joshua Moon''', better known by his online alias '''&amp;quot;Null&amp;quot;''', is the current owner of [[Kiwi Farms]] (formerly the [[CWCki Forums]]). He was a former advisor for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
During the spring of 2018, Null began acting as one of Chris's volunteer advisors, alongside fellow [[Guard Dogs]] The Captain and Marvin, helping him by filtering his email messages to weed out [[ween]] messages from legitimate [[business]] dealings,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://archive.md/M8n3n Null discussing Chris' legitimate business offers]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as well as offering advice, such as warning Chris not to invade people's personal space at other conventions after Chris' behavior had gotten him [[banned|kicked out]] of [[TooManyGames]]. He had felt motivated to assist Chris after learning that the [[Idea Guys]] had scammed Chris out of enough money to put him at risk of losing his home.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;currenttrolls&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://archive.md/dWRg3 Null on Chris' current-day trolling]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Null's participation dwindled for a while, but Chris reconciled with him in [[2021]]. Null positioned himself to be something of a caretaker for Chris, being one of the few people that he will listen to, organizing travel plans for him to travel to conventions while also getting him in the habit of completing commission work to fund those travel plans. He has stated that when [[Barbara]] dies, he has plans to try to get Chris into assisted living.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the wake of the July 2021 [[incest]] allegations against Chris, Null had a conversation with Chris in which he found that Chris lied about his financial situation and that Chris had taken money from Barbara's bank account in a potential violation of his EPO. Following the conversation, Null cut ties with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Ownership of Kiwi Farms==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Kiwi Farms}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I started hosting the CWCki Forums in [[2013]]. Before [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] died, trolling Chris was particularly funny, but after Bob has died, it has become less funny and more miserable every goddamn year.|Null, on Chris' [[weens|current-day trolls]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;currenttrolls&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
Previously existing as a Chris-focused message board in various iterations, in February 2015 the CWCki Forums was consolidated into the Kiwi Farms, shifting focus away from just Chris as the board expanded its horizons to other potential lolcows. Though he wasn't its founder, Null is the current owner of the site, though has often referred to Chris as a &amp;quot;dead cow&amp;quot; and largely shifts his focus to moderating the other boards.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://archive.md/LXgYS Null deems Chris a &amp;quot;dead cow&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In November 2014, Null wrote a post on how he had closed down a private discussion subforum used by trolls. He did so in an attempt to discourage trolls after [[Thetan]] and [[Catherine|Cousin Al]]'s antics (respectively, impersonating multiple people in Chris's life, and rooting through Chris's garbage), saying that the impact on Chris's personal life was too great to permit the private subforum to remain.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==On-again, off-again advisor==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BBOSBox.jpg|thumb|200px|The Kiwi Farms care package.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BBOSLetter.jpg|thumb|200px|The smaller items included, including a letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Fundraiser===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In 2014, after Chris [[14_Branchland_Court#Destruction_of_the_Chandler_Household|accidentally burned down his house]], Null sympathized, as he himself had suffered a house fire in his youth. He organized a fundraiser on the forum that resulted in several hundred dollars worth of supplies being sent as a care package for Chris to get on his feet again, with the remainder of the amount sent as a money order. Mistakenly thinking that the money order was signed incorrectly (and thus rendered useless), Chris insulted Null by calling him a &amp;quot;{{w|Dodo}} brain&amp;quot; on Facebook.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Hey, Dodo Brain!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In 2017, Chris piled on by tweeting &amp;quot;Null is a dull [[lulz|lull]]; [[random-access humor|LOL]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2016 Facebook posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Involvement with Guard Dogs===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Guard Dogs}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Null pushed to have the [[Idea Guys]] investigated for their alleged extortion and blackmailing of Chris. For a time, Null assisted Chris by screening his messages to separate [[ween]] and [[troll]] e-mails from legitimate [[business]] dealings. The other Guard Dogs had vouched for Null to Chris, who rationalized the inclusion of Null – whom he would have considered a troll at any other point in time due to his ownership of [[Kiwi Farms]] – by playing make-believe that Stan Smith, a character from ''American Dad!'', had vouched for Null as well:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|when Chris first started messaging me he said that Stan Smith from ''American Dad'' said I was somehow affiliated with the FBI/CIA, which I think is entirely his head canon. If you wonder why I'm a big softy with Chris, there's a good example.|Null&amp;lt;ref name=stan&amp;gt;https://archive.md/rh1K0&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg|thumb|250px|Drawing Chris sent to Null. Note how uncomfortable Null's Ponysona looks after Chris hits on him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's communication with Null got off to a rocky start. Null tried to avoid the subject of Chris's delusions as he did not want to further damage Chris's mental state, but Chris insisted on bringing up the matter. Null was subsequently horrified by what he had learned about Chris's deteriorating psyche:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|He is utterly convinced [fictional characters are real]. I can't approach the topic with him at all. The first thing he asked me when we started talking was if I believed in the alternate dimensions and I said no. He got very mad, started describing his adventures, and I had to walk it back by saying &amp;quot;I can only speak on experience&amp;quot;.|Null&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/kMRyG&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly after beginning talks with Null, Chris drew an art piece of him as a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character to show appreciation for his Guard Dog-related efforts in May 2018, and followed Kiwi Farms's Twitter account a few days later. The drawing features Chris calling Null &amp;quot;handsome and cute&amp;quot;. In spite of the best efforts of the Guard Dogs, however, Chris continued to hold many of the Idea Guy-based delusions to his heart as he eagerly anticipated the [[Dimensional Merge]] and his role in it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Disillusionment with Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, despite efforts from Null and the other Guard Dogs, Chris still managed to bumble his way into the embrace of trolls such as the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. In addition, Chris constantly tried to steer conversations towards his fantasies as a distraction from reality that the Guard Dogs would bring up, as seen in [[Guard Dog chats]]. Null was eventually alienated by this behavior and walked away from Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 25 [[August 2019]], Chris, during his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], attempted to get back in contact with Null, though Chris got upset and ragequit when Null refused to entertain his delusions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Chris just sent me some shit out of the blue and he immediately got upset and shut up after I addressed him as &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot; instead of Magichan. Every single time I see this ludicrous faggot shit he's doing it's like losing {{w|Terry A. Davis|Terry [Davis]}} again. It makes me so fucking sad.|Null&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/k62h6&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Months later, when a Kiwi Farms user wondered if Null would be intervening with [[Jacob Sockness]] during that saga, Null reiterated his stance that he had washed his hands of Chris:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I'm not doing shit. Stop tagging me into the Chris board. I don't care.|Null&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/R2ZMj&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chris turns against Null===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Even Null will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself.|Chris, June 2020, during his phase of [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1267923788412452866?s=19&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[November 2019]], Sockness, intent on [[Chris and manipulation|manipulating]] Chris to trust only him, maligned Null to Chris, telling Chris that Null was a murderer and accused him of being &amp;quot;the devil in human flesh&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20191103065043if_/https://twitter.com/wkbh1983/status/1190880485716582400 2 Nov 2019 tweet (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since Sockness had been giving validation for Chris's Dimensional Merge beliefs, Chris easily took his word on Null, who had only given help based in reality and refused to entertain Chris's fantasies during his time as a Guard Dog. Chris then took to Twitter to denigrate Null and the Kiwi Farms. Among his quotes:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|I personally attest and confirm to these things against the Farms and Null. I am well-aware that not Everyone on the Farms is evil, but I still see genuine good amongst the remainder. Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed. But, at this point and juncture, I feel it is time that I step up and finally begin the process of taking down the KiwiFarms for good. Everyone with genuine good in your hearts, I implore you all to leave the web forum for good. The time of its downfall in these set of events is upon us. I stand with the Good People in deity-level Light Power to take down the evils Null has been trying to influence upon everyone. The lives of those taken by his influence shall not have been lost in vain. Null, Troll Us No More! ⚡️💙⚡️&amp;lt;ref name=demonic&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Look, I Understand how this affects y’all, the good peoples; I am not blind to that. Which is Why I am encouraging all of you to ditch the KiwiFarms and escape Null’s deceptive grasp. Don’t let yourselves continue to be linked to this slew of murderous links and malintentions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191058119901749249&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|[...] defending the Earths from the likes of Null and Jakoba. ⚡️💙⚡️&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191800205626298369&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris further stated that pony Null would die in the Dimensional Merge, while noting that the Idea Guys would live:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|I have read, re-read and meditated on this event: I confirm that [Sockness's assertion that trolls will not survive the Merge as their OCs will be wiped out] happens to the self-counterparts of all Haters and really bad people of 1218, as they were isolated in this one distant “Troll City”; All neutral and Good Trolls remain unaffected, as well as the few select bad people and haters, as they are fated to continue for a future judgment and retribution, such as [[Idea Guys|IdeaGuy and Boyd]] paying back what they extorted. I do confirm, that not of a disease, but a fated event literally took out Null’s Equestria (Pony) OC and self-counterpart, even though drawn by my hand some time ago. This had happened beyond my own control. So, among the bulk of Haters, Null will not survive.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1193056298750955525&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Allies again===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCCoinPose.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris attempts to photograph a profile shot of himself for Null's coin run.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Moon is an ally; we are of neutral feeling about him, and we are most grateful for his help and abilities throughout all of these times, despite his consciously spoken “disbelief” in things “fictional”, regardless of them all being literal fact and happening as we speak.|Chris in [[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 2]], August 2020.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullcwccoin.jpg|thumb|100px|Final design of the coin.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After [[Sockness]]'s influence over Chris ended, Chris viewed Null as an ally once again. Null assisted Chris with arranging potential interviews.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In February 2021, Null asked Chris for permission to use his image in selling of coins for a Kiwi Farms merch run, also offering compensation for using his likeness,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-8761272 (https://archive.fo/9C4Z1)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris agreed to and promoted the coins on his Twitter.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/Job4_2/status/1381713091092738052 (Archive https://archive.fo/9FDsh)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Null has stated that he has a plan for assisting Chris with housing for after his mother passes away.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-9187706&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At some point, Chris tried asking Null to kill someone.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-9662488&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In June 2021, Null announced that Chris will attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention to be held on 13 August 2021. He mentioned vetoing Chris's plan to drive there and recommended taking a flight, and said he will help Chris with financial arrangements.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-going-everfree-northwest.93521/ (https://archive.fo/iHdQU)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 9 July, Null created [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for the trip]]. The GoFundMe met its $1000 goal 6 hours after going live. Throughout the majority of [[July 2021]], Null would help Chris by continuing to organize and update the GoFundMe campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Null cuts ties===&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have to come to terms with the fact that Chris was fucking retarded, he's always been fucking retarded, and now on top of everything - on top of learning that he can't learn, I have to realize that he's malicious! He knows that doing these things are wrong and he doesn't care! Because if he gets away with it, that's all that matters.|Null, finally realizing the truth.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/g0TTbFPAdXE?t=219&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On 30 July 2021, after evidence surfaced of Chris committing [[incest]] with Barb, Everfree Northwest banned Chris from their convention. Null then decided to refund the GoFundMe donors their money as the GoFundMe no longer served a legitimate purpose.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW#Update 4]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The following day on 31 July 2021, during the fallout from the aforementioned incest allegations against Chris, who was now legally barred from [[14 Branchland Court]] and from contacting his mother for a week by Emergency Protective Order, a conversation was held between Null and Chris. Null, who was allowed by Chris to help manage his email account, noticed an email notification from a bank showing a transfer of $750 from Barbara's bank account to Chris. When confronted, Chris admitted to lying to Null about the funds. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Null then notified the police that Chris had taken money from Barbara in a potential violation of the EPO and then cut all ties with Chris, blocking him on text messaging.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Post-breakup==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[September 2021|September]], Chris, from jail, directed [[Chris's letter from jail|a letter to Null]] in which he expressed upset at Null for &amp;quot;betraying&amp;quot; him over revealing the theft and mentioned that he had taken the money because he had felt uncomfortable sleeping in his car in a parking lot. He compared Null's behavior to Judas's betrayal of Jesus in the [[Chris and religion|Bible]]. The money which Chris had stolen had gone to a motel room for himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case#Arrest]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:CWC follows Kiwi Farms.png|Chris follows [[Kiwi Farms]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sonichu 12-9 Bonus Pull-Out Poster.jpg|Pony Null appears in a bonus page for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:July9Artwork.jpg|Artwork Chris made for Null in order to promote the July 2021 GoFundMe campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
File:KiwiMacCard.png|Null's ponysona defending [[Nightstar]] on a [[TSSSF]] card.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Teammates2021Card.png|Another TSSSF card.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kiwi Farms]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Guard Dogs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Guard Dog chats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Idea Guys]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Trolls}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:White Knights]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Null&amp;diff=270227</id>
		<title>Null</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{infobox&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Joshua&amp;amp;nbsp;Moon&lt;br /&gt;
| image = [[File:JoshuaNull.jpg|250px|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
|header1  = Information&lt;br /&gt;
|label1   = Name&lt;br /&gt;
|data1    = Joshua Conner Moon&lt;br /&gt;
|label2   = Also known as&lt;br /&gt;
|data2    = &amp;quot;Null&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Jersh&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;KiwiMac&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:KiwiMacCard.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|label3   = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
|data3    = 19 December 1992 (age {{Age|1992|12|19}})&lt;br /&gt;
|label4   = Gender&lt;br /&gt;
|data4    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|label6   = [[Chris and race|Race]]&lt;br /&gt;
|label5   = Nationality&lt;br /&gt;
|data5    = [[United States|American]], currently living in [[Remove Kebab|Serbia]]&lt;br /&gt;
|data6    = White&lt;br /&gt;
|label7   = Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
|data7    = ''[[Guard Dog]] (former)''&amp;lt;Br&amp;gt;Owner of [[Kiwi Farms]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I systematically dismantled all these people taking advantage of him.|Null, summarizing &amp;quot;Operation: Kingsnake&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJXVdmPN9jM YouTube - &amp;quot;Null (Owner of Kiwi Farms) talks dismantling Idea Guys&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Oh! My goodness!!! [[Bisexual|You are sooo handsome and cute]]!!!|Chris, [[May 2018]], while receiving help from Null.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed.|Chris, [[November 2019]], after having been [[brainwashed]] by [[Jacob Sockness]] into believing Null is evil.&amp;lt;ref name=demonic&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1190919083606335488&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Joshua Moon''', better known by his online alias '''&amp;quot;Null&amp;quot;''', is the current owner of [[Kiwi Farms]] (formerly the [[CWCki Forums]]). He was a former advisor for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]].&lt;br /&gt;
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During the spring of 2018, Null began acting as one of Chris's volunteer advisors, alongside fellow [[Guard Dogs]] The Captain and Marvin, helping him by filtering his email messages to weed out [[ween]] messages from legitimate [[business]] dealings,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://archive.md/M8n3n Null discussing Chris' legitimate business offers]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as well as offering advice, such as warning Chris not to invade people's personal space at other conventions after Chris' behavior had gotten him [[banned|kicked out]] of [[TooManyGames]]. He had felt motivated to assist Chris after learning that the [[Idea Guys]] had scammed Chris out of enough money to put him at risk of losing his home.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;currenttrolls&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://archive.md/dWRg3 Null on Chris' current-day trolling]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Null's participation dwindled for a while, but Chris reconciled with him in [[2021]]. Null positioned himself to be something of a caretaker for Chris, being one of the few people that he will listen to, organizing travel plans for him to travel to conventions while also getting him in the habit of completing commission work to fund those travel plans. He has stated that when [[Barbara]] dies, he has plans to try to get Chris into assisted living.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the wake of the July 2021 [[incest]] allegations against Chris, Null had a conversation with Chris in which he found that Chris lied about his financial situation and that Chris had taken money from Barbara's bank account in a potential violation of his EPO. Following the conversation, Null cut ties with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ownership of Kiwi Farms==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Kiwi Farms}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I started hosting the CWCki Forums in [[2013]]. Before [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] died, trolling Chris was particularly funny, but after Bob has died, it has become less funny and more miserable every goddamn year.|Null, on Chris' [[weens|current-day trolls]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;currenttrolls&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
Previously existing as a Chris-focused message board in various iterations, in February 2015 the CWCki Forums was consolidated into the Kiwi Farms, shifting focus away from just Chris as the board expanded its horizons to other potential lolcows. Though he wasn't its founder, Null is the current owner of the site, though has often referred to Chris as a &amp;quot;dead cow&amp;quot; and largely shifts his focus to moderating the other boards.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://archive.md/LXgYS Null deems Chris a &amp;quot;dead cow&amp;quot;]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In November 2014, Null wrote a post on how he had closed down a private discussion subforum used by trolls. He did so in an attempt to discourage trolls after [[Thetan]] and [[Catherine|Cousin Al]]'s antics (respectively, impersonating multiple people in Chris's life, and rooting through Chris's garbage), saying that the impact on Chris's personal life was too great to permit the private subforum to remain.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==On-again, off-again advisor==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BBOSBox.jpg|thumb|200px|The Kiwi Farms care package.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BBOSLetter.jpg|thumb|200px|The smaller items included, including a letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
===Fundraiser===&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2014, after Chris [[14_Branchland_Court#Destruction_of_the_Chandler_Household|accidentally burned down his house]], Null sympathized, as he himself had suffered a house fire in his youth. He organized a fundraiser on the forum that resulted in several hundred dollars worth of supplies being sent as a care package for Chris to get on his feet again, with the remainder of the amount sent as a money order. Mistakenly thinking that the money order was signed incorrectly (and thus rendered useless), Chris insulted Null by calling him a &amp;quot;{{w|Dodo}} brain&amp;quot; on Facebook.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Hey, Dodo Brain!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In 2017, Chris piled on by tweeting &amp;quot;Null is a dull [[lulz|lull]]; [[random-access humor|LOL]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2016 Facebook posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Involvement with Guard Dogs===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Guard Dogs}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Null pushed to have the [[Idea Guys]] investigated for their alleged extortion and blackmailing of Chris. For a time, Null assisted Chris by screening his messages to separate [[ween]] and [[troll]] e-mails from legitimate [[business]] dealings. The other Guard Dogs had vouched for Null to Chris, who rationalized the inclusion of Null – whom he would have considered a troll at any other point in time due to his ownership of [[Kiwi Farms]] – by playing make-believe that Stan Smith, a character from ''American Dad!'', had vouched for Null as well:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|when Chris first started messaging me he said that Stan Smith from ''American Dad'' said I was somehow affiliated with the FBI/CIA, which I think is entirely his head canon. If you wonder why I'm a big softy with Chris, there's a good example.|Null&amp;lt;ref name=stan&amp;gt;https://archive.md/rh1K0&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg|thumb|250px|Drawing Chris sent to Null. Note how uncomfortable Null's Ponysona looks after Chris hits on him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's communication with Null got off to a rocky start. Null tried to avoid the subject of Chris's delusions as he did not want to further damage Chris's mental state, but Chris insisted on bringing up the matter. Null was subsequently horrified by what he had learned about Chris's deteriorating psyche:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|He is utterly convinced [fictional characters are real]. I can't approach the topic with him at all. The first thing he asked me when we started talking was if I believed in the alternate dimensions and I said no. He got very mad, started describing his adventures, and I had to walk it back by saying &amp;quot;I can only speak on experience&amp;quot;.|Null&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/kMRyG&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Shortly after beginning talks with Null, Chris drew an art piece of him as a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character to show appreciation for his Guard Dog-related efforts in May 2018, and followed Kiwi Farms's Twitter account a few days later. The drawing features Chris calling Null &amp;quot;handsome and cute&amp;quot;. In spite of the best efforts of the Guard Dogs, however, Chris continued to hold many of the Idea Guy-based delusions to his heart as he eagerly anticipated the [[Dimensional Merge]] and his role in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Disillusionment with Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
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However, despite efforts from Null and the other Guard Dogs, Chris still managed to bumble his way into the embrace of trolls such as the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. In addition, Chris constantly tried to steer conversations towards his fantasies as a distraction from reality that the Guard Dogs would bring up, as seen in [[Guard Dog chats]]. Null was eventually alienated by this behavior and walked away from Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 25 [[August 2019]], Chris, during his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], attempted to get back in contact with Null, though Chris got upset and ragequit when Null refused to entertain his delusions.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Chris just sent me some shit out of the blue and he immediately got upset and shut up after I addressed him as &amp;quot;Chris&amp;quot; instead of Magichan. Every single time I see this ludicrous faggot shit he's doing it's like losing {{w|Terry A. Davis|Terry [Davis]}} again. It makes me so fucking sad.|Null&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/k62h6&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Months later, when a Kiwi Farms user wondered if Null would be intervening with [[Jacob Sockness]] during that saga, Null reiterated his stance that he had washed his hands of Chris:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I'm not doing shit. Stop tagging me into the Chris board. I don't care.|Null&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/R2ZMj&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris turns against Null===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Even Null will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself.|Chris, June 2020, during his phase of [[role-play]]ing as [[Sonichu]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1267923788412452866?s=19&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[November 2019]], Sockness, intent on [[Chris and manipulation|manipulating]] Chris to trust only him, maligned Null to Chris, telling Chris that Null was a murderer and accused him of being &amp;quot;the devil in human flesh&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20191103065043if_/https://twitter.com/wkbh1983/status/1190880485716582400 2 Nov 2019 tweet (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Since Sockness had been giving validation for Chris's Dimensional Merge beliefs, Chris easily took his word on Null, who had only given help based in reality and refused to entertain Chris's fantasies during his time as a Guard Dog. Chris then took to Twitter to denigrate Null and the Kiwi Farms. Among his quotes:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I personally attest and confirm to these things against the Farms and Null. I am well-aware that not Everyone on the Farms is evil, but I still see genuine good amongst the remainder. Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed. But, at this point and juncture, I feel it is time that I step up and finally begin the process of taking down the KiwiFarms for good. Everyone with genuine good in your hearts, I implore you all to leave the web forum for good. The time of its downfall in these set of events is upon us. I stand with the Good People in deity-level Light Power to take down the evils Null has been trying to influence upon everyone. The lives of those taken by his influence shall not have been lost in vain. Null, Troll Us No More! ⚡️💙⚡️&amp;lt;ref name=demonic&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Look, I Understand how this affects y’all, the good peoples; I am not blind to that. Which is Why I am encouraging all of you to ditch the KiwiFarms and escape Null’s deceptive grasp. Don’t let yourselves continue to be linked to this slew of murderous links and malintentions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191058119901749249&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|[...] defending the Earths from the likes of Null and Jakoba. ⚡️💙⚡️&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1191800205626298369&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris further stated that pony Null would die in the Dimensional Merge, while noting that the Idea Guys would live:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I have read, re-read and meditated on this event: I confirm that [Sockness's assertion that trolls will not survive the Merge as their OCs will be wiped out] happens to the self-counterparts of all Haters and really bad people of 1218, as they were isolated in this one distant “Troll City”; All neutral and Good Trolls remain unaffected, as well as the few select bad people and haters, as they are fated to continue for a future judgment and retribution, such as [[Idea Guys|IdeaGuy and Boyd]] paying back what they extorted. I do confirm, that not of a disease, but a fated event literally took out Null’s Equestria (Pony) OC and self-counterpart, even though drawn by my hand some time ago. This had happened beyond my own control. So, among the bulk of Haters, Null will not survive.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1193056298750955525&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Allies again===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCCoinPose.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris attempts to photograph a profile shot of himself for Null's coin run.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Moon is an ally; we are of neutral feeling about him, and we are most grateful for his help and abilities throughout all of these times, despite his consciously spoken “disbelief” in things “fictional”, regardless of them all being literal fact and happening as we speak.|Chris in [[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 2]], August 2020.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullcwccoin.jpg|thumb|100px|Final design of the coin.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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After [[Sockness]]'s influence over Chris ended, Chris viewed Null as an ally once again. Null assisted Chris with arranging potential interviews.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In February 2021, Null asked Chris for permission to use his image in selling of coins for a Kiwi Farms merch run, also offering compensation for using his likeness,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-8761272 (https://archive.fo/9C4Z1)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris agreed to and promoted the coins on his Twitter.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/Job4_2/status/1381713091092738052 (Archive https://archive.fo/9FDsh)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Null has stated that he has a plan for assisting Chris with housing for after his mother passes away.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-9187706&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, Chris tried asking Null to kill someone.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-9662488&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In June 2021, Null announced that Chris will attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention to be held on 13 August 2021. He mentioned vetoing Chris's plan to drive there and recommended taking a flight, and said he will help Chris with financial arrangements.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-going-everfree-northwest.93521/ (https://archive.fo/iHdQU)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 9 July, Null created [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for the trip]]. The GoFundMe met its $1000 goal 6 hours after going live. Throughout the majority of [[July 2021]], Null would help Chris by continuing to organize and update the GoFundMe campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Null cuts ties===&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have to come to terms with the fact that Chris was fucking retarded, he's always been fucking retarded, and now on top of everything - on top of learning that he can't learn, I have to realize that he's malicious! He knows that doing these things are wrong and he doesn't care! Because if he gets away with it, that's all that matters.|Null, finally realizing the truth.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/g0TTbFPAdXE?t=219&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On 30 July 2021, after evidence surfaced of Chris committing [[incest]] with Barb, Everfree Northwest banned Chris from their convention. Null then decided to refund the GoFundMe donors their money as the GoFundMe no longer served a legitimate purpose.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW#Update 4]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The following day on 31 July 2021, during the fallout from the aforementioned incest allegations against Chris, who was now legally barred from [[14 Branchland Court]] and from contacting his mother for a week by Emergency Protective Order, a conversation was held between Null and Chris. Null, who was allowed by Chris to help manage his email account, noticed an email notification from a bank showing a transfer of $750 from Barbara's bank account to Chris. When confronted, Null found that Chris had lied to him about the funds and that Chris had taken money from Barbara in a potential violation of the EPO.&lt;br /&gt;
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Null then notified the police and cut all ties with Chris, blocking him on text messaging.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Post-breakup==&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[September 2021|September]], Chris, from jail, directed [[Chris's letter from jail|a letter to Null]] in which he expressed upset at Null for &amp;quot;betraying&amp;quot; him over revealing the theft and mentioned that he had taken the money because he had felt uncomfortable sleeping in his car in a parking lot. He compared Null's behavior to Judas's betrayal of Jesus in the [[Chris and religion|Bible]]. The money which Chris had stolen had gone to a motel room for himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case#Arrest]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:CWC follows Kiwi Farms.png|Chris follows [[Kiwi Farms]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sonichu 12-9 Bonus Pull-Out Poster.jpg|Pony Null appears in a bonus page for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:July9Artwork.jpg|Artwork Chris made for Null in order to promote the July 2021 GoFundMe campaign.&lt;br /&gt;
File:KiwiMacCard.png|Null's ponysona defending [[Nightstar]] on a [[TSSSF]] card.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Teammates2021Card.png|Another TSSSF card.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kiwi Farms]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Guard Dogs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Guard Dog chats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Idea Guys]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Trolls}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:White Knights]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Saga</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Prison Saga (1 August 2021 - Present) */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Protip|Contacting Chris does not a saga make, even if it gets a response. Getting your own saga in Christory is also ''NOT'' an achievement. [[Julie|Just]] [[Megan|ask]] [[Idea Guys|these]] [[Bella|people]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, it is important to note that sagas by definition occur for a number of reasons, regardless of troll involvement. These sagas are about Chris, not you.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Illustrations}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sydney Kirsch]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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A &amp;quot;'''saga'''&amp;quot; (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is a story arc of events, documenting Chris' actions during a specific span of time. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Overview and terminology==&lt;br /&gt;
The events and happenings of Chris's life do not always follow a clear, linear pattern. Chris has had quite a few busy months with much trolling action to be documented, punctuated by slow years with little new. Christory is not easy to predict, and much of it is told from Chris's perspective. As such, a purely chronological view of Christory can be hard to follow for many. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is also known to develop quick, passing obsessions, with some lasting longer than others. As such, ''sagas'' are defined arbitrarily, and they generally aren't documented until after many significant actions occur. Otherwise, there would be hundreds of sagas. &lt;br /&gt;
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Sagas can include Chris's obsessions at the time, his responses to trolls, events that dramatically affected his life, and interactions with other people. &amp;quot;Sagas&amp;quot; are typically treated as landmarks within the CWC timeline. &lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, sagas are separated into '''eras''', where the overall climate surrounding Chris has changed drastically. These eras play a significant role in what can be considered a &amp;quot;saga&amp;quot;. What can be considered a &amp;quot;saga&amp;quot; largely depends on how Chris's current mindset plays into it. Typically groups of events that best illustrate said climate within that era are considered &amp;quot;sagas&amp;quot;. All in all, the one key element that defines all sagas is that '''Chris is the core of it'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[CWChronology|CWChronologists]] use the term to describe an on-going [[troll]]ing effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time. Sagas might unfold over a period of anywhere from a few weeks to several years in length. Upon his online discovery in late [[2007]], [[Chris]] was found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment. As a result, he has been perpetually embroiled in some saga or another ever since. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time, or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with the [[Miyamoto Saga]] and has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period, as royal dynasties are used to divide national histories into epochs, yet Chris would describe his [[Love Quest]] as a saga on the cover of ''[[Sonichu 4]]'' in [[2005]], well before he became publicly known. &lt;br /&gt;
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For our own purposes, we consider the following events as &amp;quot;sagas&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Meta-sagas==&lt;br /&gt;
For nearly two decades, Chris has been going through one tumult or another. However, throughout each of these, Chris has had a [[autism|special interest]] or obsession that would follow him through all of them, and would define him as a person. Indeed, this central focus of his life would serve to unite his sagas with a common theme: a near-certain way to get a reaction out of Chris would be by winning his trust through feeding his special interest, and then exploiting it for [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. For most of Christory, this would be pretending to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]], but more recently this has transmuted into [[Chris and his Ego|feigning to worship]] him. As they are threads running through and linking together, and are the broadest strokes of Chris's life, they can be considered ''meta-sagas'', beyond and more fundamental than the fleeting fancies of any individual [[troll]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Love Quest (ca. 2003 - March 2018)===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:LoveQuestSaga.png|500px]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Love Quest}}&lt;br /&gt;
''The'' quintessential saga, and the one that introduced this word to the Christorian's lexicon. Sometime early in his career at PVCC, Chris decided that he needed a girlfriend to call his own. Beset on all sides by the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]] (read: women were repulsed by his unusual mannerisms), the [[virgin with rage]] resorted to increasingly desperate and bizarre methods of obtaining one, which have seen him [[List of places that have banned Chris|expelled and banned]] from multiple reputable establishments. After his discovery by the Internet, Chris would flutter from one professed girlfriend to another, thinking that each might be the [[CWCisms#H|heartsweet]] that might end this search once and for all. Alas, it was not meant to be, and Chris often found himself betrayed and humiliated in comical and grotesque ways. The Love Quest survived several upheavals in Chris's life, including his father's death, the loss of his virginity, the house fire and his gender transition (see below), yet despite Christorians' predictions, and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle Man]]'s injunctions, finally concluded in [[March 2018]], when a mentally eroded Chris declared himself in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[Chris and reality|fictional characters]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transgender Saga (''30 March 2011 - Present'')===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:TransgenderSaga.png|500px]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Transgender}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[2011]], Chris began the process of gender transitioning. In March of that year, he starting cross-dressing and later came out as a &amp;quot;tomgirl&amp;quot;. Despite resistance from his parents, Chris continued down the transgender path, exploring his gender identity. In 2014, he briefly identified as a lesbian male, and a year later, settled on identifying as a lesbian transwoman.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016''; ''June 2017 - July 2021'')===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Chris and business|Bryanfrogboy| TSSSF}}&lt;br /&gt;
Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing ''Sonichu'' comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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On 2 January 2018, Chris became aware of Twitter artist [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s, fan art of his [[Sonichu]] comics along with his upcoming prequel comic. Bryan then soon claimed that he would make merchandise off of the francise, to which Chris approved. Through 2018 and 2019, Chris has grown neglectful of his commercial obligations, failing to produce Sonichu pages and ship items, culminating in his restriction from [[eBay]] on 16 June 2019.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 16 August, 2019, Chris began to create trading cards for his Sonichu comics, much like his [[Wall of Originals]] using a template from the My Little Pony parody game ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]''. His most ambitious project in several years, Chris fully embraced the concept, and has seemingly supplanted the ''Sonichu'' comics in favour of the cards as his principal monetary venture.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' Patreon was shut down in [[August 2021]] after he was arrested for incest.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Financhu Crisis Saga (''12 April 2016 - Present'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Financhu Crisis}}&lt;br /&gt;
Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please|video]] [[Update 20160718|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718|'''THREE POKÉMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chris was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows Chris's [[ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon more seriously by actually working on the Sonichu comic; as a result, his Patreon earnings skyrocketed to hundreds of dollars per month and mitigated his desire to beg for money. As a result, Chris stopped begging in July. However, he remained deeply in debt and showed no signs of developing greater financial responsibility.&lt;br /&gt;
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In late 2017 and early 2018 work on ''Sonichu'' slowed, as did Chris's Patreon donations. Around this time, Chris later claimed, he had to cover an unknown but essential large expenditure which he refuses to discuss in detail. As a result, Chris resumed begging and selling items on eBay with greater intensity than ever, peaking in early May when he made [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE|a trilogy of panicked videos]] revealing that a mortgage payment on [[14 Branchland Court]] was due soon and that the unknown expenditure had left him and Barb unable to cover it. Though Chris was saved by an influx of donations and eBay sales, the Chandlers' financial situation evidently remains more desperate than ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goddess Saga (''2017 - Present'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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===Dimensional Merge (''14 October 2018 - Present'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Main|Dimensional Merge}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to the influence of the Idea Guys and Teen Troon Squad, ideas of a dimensional merge began to manifest within Chris. This came to a head in [[October 2018]], when Chris uploaded a video where he announced that our dimension will soon merge with another. He has revised the deadline for this prophecy several times. This was followed by several months of him droning about it on Twitter, even during his Soft Exile (described below). Various weens, including [[Sarah and Steve]], would circumvent new Twitter restrictions through physical mail or other channels, seeking to encourage him further; in [[April 2019]] things went to a new level when [[Future_message_from_Crystal_W_Chandler|a video]] was posted of a masked man reading a letter supposedly from a time-traveling [[Reginald Chandler]] announcing the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Pre-Christory (''[[Birthday|24 February 1982]] - June 2000'')==&lt;br /&gt;
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The world at large discovered Christian Weston Chandler on 27 October 2007. Before this time, we have only a scanty record to the details of Chris's life. For the early Noughties, the earlier ''Sonichu'' comics (especially [[Sonichu 4]]) are a substantial, if biased, record of notable events; Chris has supplemented this with several other records, including his [[diary]], and some videos (as his 2004 Christmas) have been leaked. For the twentieth century, which includes all of Chris's childhood and [[honor roll|high school years]], our records are much sparser. Some content, such as [[Manchester High Leaks|some school papers]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes|television footage]], have been unearthed, though much remains unknown or dubious. Indeed, much of our knowledge of Chris's childhood comes from later accounts by Chris. However, Chris's childhood is what made him the manchild he is today, so we must discuss it when discussing him. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Proto-exile (''August 1983 - 1989'')===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Abusive babysitter|Autism}}&lt;br /&gt;
When Chris was eighteen months old, an abusive babysitter named Roach (or Roche) locked Chris in a room filled with nothing but toys. This was allegedly the event that led to Chris's autism, though actual scientific evidence points to it being an inborn disorder. Some accounts describe the room as a closet, while others describe it as a playroom. In any case, the trauma turned young Christopher from talkative to mute. He wouldn't speak or vocalize again until the age of seven.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Greene County Conspiracy (''1991-92'')===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Greene County Conspiracy|Nathanael Greene Elementary School}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was allegedly abused at Nathanael Greene Elementary School by the principal and members of the staff. According to Chris, they pinned him down and recorded him screaming. His father then moved the family to Richmond and took legal action against the school district. The case was dropped in 1994. Chris claims that he had very uncomfortable experiences with one allegedly gay teacher at Nathanael Greene which Chris uses to justify his homophobia. Chris and his father also believed that the Greene County school system was not qualified to teach autistic children and Chris would spend his fifth grade being homeschooled by his parents in order to protect him from the perceived danger of the public school system. He and his family relocated to the Richmond area on the other side of the state, where he'd spend the remainder of his years as a minor.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Leonard Bearstein Saga (''December 1992 – December 1993'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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On Christmas of '92, shortly after Chris's move to Richmond, he encountered a miracle. Up until this point, his full name had been Christopher Weston Chandler. Then, he saw an animatronic orchestra playing popular Christmas tunes at the local mall. The orchestra was headed by one Leonard Bearstein, a robotic bear controlled by an operator behind the scenes. &lt;br /&gt;
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The bear would often interact with the kids, and when Chris told him his name was Christopher, the bear misheard him as saying Christian. Chris took it as a sign from God, while Bob believed it was the bear's British accent. In any case, Chris started going by Christian and had his name legally changed in court the next year. He wouldn't change it again [[transgender|until 2016]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===High School Saga (''August 1996-June 2000'')===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Manchester High School}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In many senses, Chris peaked in high school. He holds his high school memories and gal-pals dear to his heart. From a positive view, he had his [[gal pal]]s, [[honor roll]], and job as a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;water boy&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; basketball team manager, and he produced a high volume of [[art]], which included [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself. On the flip side, he got an [[Song of Christian|F in English]] and had to ride on the short bus. Graduation was especially painful when he didn't win a not-so-prestigious best artist award.&lt;br /&gt;
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A lot went on during this time period, so consider reading the [[Manchester High School]] article for the fine details.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Early Adult Chronicles (''June 2000 – 27 October 2007'')==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris came of age in 2000, a time of many transitions. Once he graduated from [[Manchester High]], he was no longer in the safe, regimented world of compulsory education. No more guaranteed or arranged friendships, and the kid gloves have come off. Colleges are also stricter when it comes to setting accommodations for students, and professors don't always have time for special arrangements. Additionally, Chris got a taste of the real world at [[Wendy's]], which fired him for unknown reasons. &lt;br /&gt;
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The little boy who [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes|was once doing so well]] now had to make his life work outside of school. Of course, there are programs that can help autistic folks find work, but Chris figured that was too [[stress]]ful. Instead, he instead took the easy route with help from [[Bob]]: he applied for [[Monthly tugboat|social security disability checks]]. While fellow students had to balance their schedules with jobs, Chris had all the time in the world to focus on school. After graduating, his whole life became free time. Without a job, Chris had little motivation to get his life together. &lt;br /&gt;
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Records for this period, while scarcer than in modern times, are much more substantial than those of Chris's childhood. Even without external provocation or influence, the events of this period, including the Love Quest and first ''Sonichu'' [[comic]]s, were enough to make Chris an Internet legend, and would lay the foundation for everything yet to come.&lt;br /&gt;
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===PVCC/Attraction Sign Saga (''September 2000 - May 2006'')===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Piedmont Virginia Community College|Attraction Sign}}&lt;br /&gt;
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From [[2000]] to [[2006]], Chris attended Piedmont Virginia Community College, a local community college, to obtain a degree in [[Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. It took him five years of [[Chris's education|schooling]] to complete an ostensibly two-year degree, and this time in his life was not without drama. His 21st birthday in [[2003]] marked the beginning of the [[Love Quest]]. Chris would go around campus carrying a [[sign]] showing his demands for an ideal partner. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], a dean at [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]], confiscated the signs. He retaliated by making more; he even printed some out to put around campus walls. Chris eventually confronted Walsh, who [[banned]] him from PVCC for a year. Chris had to receive a [[autism papers|psychological evaluation]] to be allowed back on campus, and he began using the sign in other locations. Chris immortalized Walsh as a cartoon villain in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - April 2008'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Megan Schroeder}}&lt;br /&gt;
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From 2005 to 21 April 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved... excluding Chris. The saga would come to an end when Megan told Chris [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore|she could no longer trust him]]. Nonetheless, Chris has refused to let her go, and his useless attempts at trying to make amends have stretched all the way to ''2018'' (for reference, that's a ''decade'' since Megan cut off ties from him).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Adam Stackhouse Saga (''June - 4 August 2007'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Adam Stackhouse|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] in order to win Megan's heart (more or less her china too), only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by one Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time a saga was inadvertently caused by an unsuspecting member of the public. From this time on, [[trolls]] would control the content.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over a decade after the Saga concluded, Chris finally made peace with Stackhouse after the latter made a surprise appearance in the audience for [[MAGfest#The_Christory_of_Sonichu_panel|Chris's panel]] at [[MAGfest]] 2018.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Classic Chris Era (''27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010'')==&lt;br /&gt;
The era that most associate with Chris. The mists of antiquity begin to fade on 27 October 2007, when an unrelated thread on the ''Something Awful'' forums was derailed by someone mentioning seeing our epic cycle's hero in the flesh.&lt;br /&gt;
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===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Encyclopedia Dramatica}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and create a page about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, in the process destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm, although the site has long since fallen out of relevance in Chris's life, replaced with outlets such as the [[Kiwi Farms]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Blanca Saga (''August - 21 October 2008'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The GAMe PLACe Saga (''August 2008 - June 2014'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|The GAMe PLACe|Michael Snyder}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Currently the second-longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.&lt;br /&gt;
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On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game &amp;amp; Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his &amp;quot;fanbase&amp;quot; and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.&lt;br /&gt;
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The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They also had to pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.&lt;br /&gt;
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Being the second-longest saga to date, it's little wonder why Barb believes it's at the center of all the trolling.&lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, on 4 [[April 2013]], Chris posted on [[Facebook]], ''&amp;quot;I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace.&amp;quot;'' However, this would later be proven dishonest when [[October 2014|6 months later]] he made an angry post on Facebook where he pins all of the blame onto Megan. In the post, he claims that Megan had been plotting with a GAMe PLACe employee to set up everything to get him banned, from the photo being taken by Mimms and Lucas to Megan &amp;quot;pretending&amp;quot; to kiss a &amp;quot;homosexual jerk&amp;quot;, thus leading to him getting banned forever. He then goes on to say that he'll continue to curse the GAMe PLACe and Megan until she apologizes for what she's done. His plans were soon foiled in June 2014, however, when it was revealed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that the GAMe PLACe was shut down for good. Regardless, he ''still'' holds a grudge against Mike.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he was led to believe that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - mid-2010)''===&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.&lt;br /&gt;
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However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident; question remains as to whether she really died in this event, or was actually working in tandem with Clyde, their relationship being consensual after all. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Miyamoto Saga (''January - 10 February 2009'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll posing as [[Nintendo]] developer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], claiming he would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato, and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, &amp;quot;[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]&amp;quot; shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Julie Saga (''February - March 2009'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls until the [[Idea Guys]]. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio Trip]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ivy Saga (''March - July 2009'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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In March 2009, a girl named Ivy decided to impress a friend by asking Chris for a video shout-out. She didn't know what would come later; his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians, but also provided an incredibly important resource for the latter in showing Chris's [[Heart Level]] at perhaps the strongest it had been since 2007, at least for a time. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Vanessa Saga (''April - May 2009'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Joshua Martinez|Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Saga}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[April 2009]], troll and fellow [[James Madison University|speech therapy]] attendee [[Joshua Martinez]] succeeded in getting Chris to believe that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him, through Joshua's AIM, in retaliation for Chris's horrible attempt at getting [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to [[Vanessa_Saga#Email_to_Joshua|troll him]] like Chris, himself, had been trolled. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material, going so far as to [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|cheat]] on his current [[troll|true and honest]] [[Ivy|sweetheart]]. Predictably, [[Chris and reality|he wasn't]] exactly the type Vanessa was looking for.&lt;br /&gt;
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This [[Vanessa Saga|saga]] goes to show that even the most gullible of things can get by Chris, even when the perceived truth is a [[Weening|horrible]] [[Autism|excuse]] of ammunition against the poor manchild, which just shows how desperate he may be for [[Love Quest|romantic attention]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|CWCipedia}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In early June 2009, Chris was given his own wiki to upload his comics and blog about his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.&lt;br /&gt;
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After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; All of this had &amp;quot;stressed&amp;quot; Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.&lt;br /&gt;
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This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Liquid Chris Saga (''21 June - 10 November 2009'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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In July 2009, Chris came up with a plan to try getting the trolls off his back. He [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll himself who is the complete opposite of Chris in real life. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 10 January 2012'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.&lt;br /&gt;
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Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.&lt;br /&gt;
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In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out &amp;quot;Alec Benson Leary&amp;quot; - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was &amp;quot;revealed&amp;quot; as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as months later, the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Surfshack Tito Saga (''2 March 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal... and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the [[lulz]] spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.&lt;br /&gt;
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The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|flashing his underwear while wearing a Scottish kilt]]. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.&lt;br /&gt;
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The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...&lt;br /&gt;
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Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out &amp;quot;Tito&amp;quot; - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out &amp;quot;Thorg&amp;quot; - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Dark Ages (''20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014'')==&lt;br /&gt;
Though [[The Miscreants|the Miscreants]] could collectively keep Chris on edge for well over a year, it was inevitable that the archetypical lolcow would someday cease to give milk. His seeking out the Wallflower and then Jackie in person, instead of believing every self-declared boyfriend-free girl who caught his fancy online, was an early sign of the changing atmosphere: Chris's ill-fated attempt to seduce her marked a shift from focusing on on-line to real-world affairs. Information on Chris's life would increasingly need to be sought through [[Flipnote Hatena]], in-person encounters and other sources beside the Internet; [[Chris and cinematography|traditional videos]] became less frequent. Occasional [[muscle bra|transvestitism]] would soon become [[tomgirl|permanent]] as Chris began to leave his old identity behind him. Surprisingly, Chris would come to abstain even from his traditional [[Love Quest|pursuit of women]] and put the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] on indefinite hiatus. &lt;br /&gt;
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All sagas during this period are of this early transitional phase: [[Bob Chandler]]'s death in late [[2011]] drew a veil over Chris's affairs for the next several years. Direct records from Chris during this time are nearly exclusively found on [[Facebook]]; for a time, it appeared that Chris had learnt from his many years of abuse at the Internet's hands and was finally keeping a low profile. We are again dependent mostly on third-party sources for events such as [[28 October 2011|Snyder's near-death at Chris's hands]], the resulting [[Chris and the law|conviction]] and the [[2014 house fire]] in the following years. Organic CWC-generated activity would not re-emerge until mid-[[2014]], proving that he had, in fact, [[honor roll|learnt nothing]] from past events.  &lt;br /&gt;
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===First Exile (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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After Chris lost the Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down several times. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Jackie Saga (''5 April - 26 November 2010; 7 December 2010 - May 2012'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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Following the Wallflower incident's fallout, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.&lt;br /&gt;
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Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].&lt;br /&gt;
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By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, leading many to believe that the Jackie saga had finished.&lt;br /&gt;
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However, in [[December 2010|December]], Jackie and Chris were in contact again. This would not be known until 2013, where a whole bunch of emails from then to [[September 2011]] were leaked. During this time, Chris came out as a tomgirl to her, while she later got Chris to make a bunch of humiliating videos, including [[Cakefarts]]. These would be leaked in [[February 2012]], leading to Chris unfriending her on Facebook in [[April 2012|April]], though refriending her a month later. She was never heard from again, putting an end to the saga.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Calling Out Saga (''6 August - 6 September 2011'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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During the beginning of [[August 2011|August]], Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of [[fangs|reprisal]] and [[Chris and his Ego|apology]] out of the [[trolls#The Few, the Proud, the Elite|trolls]]. Chris warned the trolls that if they didn't meet his [[Chris and negotiation#Calling Out|demands]] on the [[Stress|deadline]] Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information [[Naïve|that he believed to be true]], even though most believe some of the information to be [[Kimmi|fake]]. This saga is notable for [[Calling Out#Summary|videos]] that showcase Chris's new [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] look, and further set in stone the aformentioned [[Tomgirl Saga]]. Though Chris reached the zenith of the Calling Out Saga on a high, having believed himself to have exiled some of his most prominent rivals from the internet, these series of videos would, however, come to an abrupt [[September 2011#Events|end]] after [[Chris and death#Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (1927–2011)|tragedy struck the Chandler household]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Second Exile (''6 September 2011 - 9 July 2014'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike the other exiles listed here, the Second CWC Exile came unannounced with the death of his [[Bob Chandler|father]].  Then came [[28 October 2011|October 28]], a day which will live in infamy for Chris.  After trespassing and running over [[Michael Snyder]], he and [[Barb]] were arrested.  Despite the help of [[Rob Bell]], they were found guilty and were sentenced.  Since that day, most, if not all of Chris' internet activity were confined to his [[Facebook]] account, where he would gripe about loneliness and nostalgia.  It wasn't until 2013 where he uploaded a new video.  Although [[January 2014]] would bring him back to the spotlight briefly due to [[2014 house fire|a house fire]], it wasn't until the Sonic Boom saga where he would return to relevance.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Renaissance (''3 September 2014 to 24 October 2017'')==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris soon came back to relevance on September 3 2014 when he showed irrational hatred for the Sonic the Hedgehog reboot, [[Sonic Boom]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Catherine Saga (''9 July - 14 December 2014'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 7 December 2015'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Wikipedia: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric|Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris only took umbrage at the fact that the color of Sonic's arms had been changed from tan to blue. &lt;br /&gt;
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This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the &amp;quot;Blue-Armed Bandit&amp;quot; took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exit and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in ''Mario &amp;amp; Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?). Months later, Chris instructed his fanbase to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|boycott]] local stores which refused his request to be unbanned.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Lady Managers Saga (17 November 2015 - July 2016)===&lt;br /&gt;
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Between fall 2015 and summer 2016, Chris was in contact with people he vaguelly dubbed his ladyfriends or managers. During this time, he would be trolled by various characters - [[Jeff/Francine]] Ouzos, a thinly-disguised parody and wealthy rival of Chris; [[Sam and Ellen]], a lesbian couple considering Chris as a sperm donor, to whom he showed off his [[Chris's Specimen Sample|frozen sperm collection]]; and [[Johan]], the catalyst for the [[Lesbian Sex Audition]].&lt;br /&gt;
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This saga saw the return of Chris uploading videos to YouTube after a years-long hiatus.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Pmurt Saga (25 September 2016 - 20 January 2017)===&lt;br /&gt;
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The saga started with a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment on 25 September]] in where he decried then Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for his anti-LGBTQ opinions and misogynistic attitudes, labeling him &amp;quot;Pmurt&amp;quot; in an attempt to spite him. Many found this comment surprising, as Chris has been historically neutral in politics. As the election drew closer, Chris continued to criticize Trump, seemingly oblivious to the irony that any negative trait he could levy was far more applicable to himself. This saga reached its peak when Trump was elected president. During this point, he would make [[Pmurt#2016|death threats to him]].  This culminated in a one-week ban from Facebook.&lt;br /&gt;
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On Inauguration day, Chris would make [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|one last attack]]. Although Chris still holds negative opinions of Pmurt, he is not nearly as expressive with his vitriol as he was during this saga. Even when Trump was impeached, Chris gave no thoughts on it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Doopie Saga (''7 March - 26 September 2017'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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Also coined by the [[Kiwi Farms]], This saga began when Chris [[2017 tweets#Empathizing with BPD|made a tweet]] empathizing with ''Planet Dolan'' animator and artist [https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver]. He began frequently replying to her tweets, usually with small talk and the occasional sharing of a life experience, or shameless attempts at flirting.The saga's climax began on 1 August, when Chris pledged to Doopie's alternative Patreon account, &amp;quot;Kittenbell&amp;quot;, which handles pornographic commissions. The same day, Chris listed her among his [[Gal pals]] on &amp;quot;National Girlfriend Day&amp;quot;, only for her to promptly rebuke him. &lt;br /&gt;
Afterward, Doopie tweeted about the harassment she was receiving (from Chris), went to the Kiwi Farms, and leak his private e-mails to her business account. Chris discovered that Doopie had turned on him and desperately followed several of Doopie's friends (including her [[JERKS|boyfriend]]) in an attempt to stay connected. However, he unfollowed most of them when it became clear his plan would not work, while the rest blocked him themselves. &lt;br /&gt;
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Doopie has not contacted Chris since August 2017; his hopes of building her into a [[sweetheart]] or [[gal pal]] from the ground up, predictably, were in vain. By September, Chris had found a new sweetheart and moved on. Their interactions showed that Chris's immense [[Chris and socialization|social ineptitude]] and creepy behavior have not abated. Doopie inadvertently became the greatest [[Trolls|troll]] Chris faced in many years, [[Heart level|breaking his heart]] and feeding new information to Christorians.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Quinn Saga (''7 September - 5 October 2017'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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Jessica Quinn, for years a [[white knight]] of Chris, suddenly decided to troll him with the tried-and-true method of [[Sweetheart|pretending to fall in love with him]]. Highlights of the brief saga include pictures and videos of Chris crying over a short breakup, an old-fashioned [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;amp;A NO MORE|rage video]] following their final breakup (which he initially blamed on hackers from [[Kiwi Farms]]), and Quinn manipulating Chris into adding fat fetishism to ''Sonichu''. This saga would serve as the transition for the new wave of trolling yet to come for Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcendental Awakening (''August 2017 to 30 July 2021'')==&lt;br /&gt;
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After a period of reemergence from Chris, several trolls soon began to notice Chris' deteriorating mental state, and found it the perfect opportunity to troll him again, this time through the tactic of [[enablers|enabling]] his beliefs and brainwashing new ridiculous concepts into him. This all began with [[Joshua Wise]], an anime-obsessed troll who greatly manipulated him for his own personal gain by changing major parts of the canon of his Sonichu comics, coercing him into producing strange videos, and proposing the [[Polyamorous marriage|infamous marriage]] between Chris and a bunch of fictional characters, half of which Chris had already created. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' new motto to [[Chris and kindness|befriend everyone he meets]], even complete strangers, has also made it much easier to manipulate him. Because of this, many other trolls began to follow suit, using some of the same tactics that Wise had used to manipulate Chris with, with very little questioning on his end. Since then, Chris has started to believe himself to be the goddess of an alternate dimension, dubbing himself and all other residents of said dimension as &amp;quot;[[OCs]]&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Escapist Saga (''August 2017 - Present'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Main|Chris and coping|Imaginary friends|Magical thinking|Spirit possession}}&lt;br /&gt;
As a maladaptive coping mechanism against the bleakness of his [[reality]], Chris's belief in imaginary friends and magical thinking drastically increased, one example of him dancing with [[Magi-Chan]] at the 2017 [[BronyCon]]. After the [[Idea Guys]], the [[Teen Troon Squad]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[other enablers|other successive enablers]] further fueled his fantasies by validating them, Chris retreated even more into his fantasy world. It was once again re-enforced by the [[COVID-19]] Pandemic due to the fact that it cancelled all the conventions Chris was planning to attend in [[2020]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Idea Guys Saga (''25 October 2017 - 29 April 2018'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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In early November 2017, Chris began blurting out nonsensical stories about [[Sonichu (comic)|his comics]], such as the characters of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] invading [[CWCville]], CWCville reacting to the invasion by setting up [[Operation BARBarossa|concentration camps]], and Vladimir Putin being president of the United States in another dimension. He also began making strange videos involving Internet memes and cultural and historical references he clearly did not understand.&lt;br /&gt;
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It came to light that an anonymous troll, acting as Chris' &amp;quot;idea guy&amp;quot;, noted Chris' difficulty distinguishing [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]] and lack of understanding of history and politics, and began convincing Chris to make bizarre or politically incorrect content. There are signs that the Idea Guy's influence was coercive or deceptive in nature, such as Chris being [[Chris and hypocrisy|shocked]] at his suggestion that Rosechu was [[Homos#Transgenderism|transgender]], and appearing visibly uncomfortable as he performed an &amp;quot;[[CWC-isms#A|anchuent]] [[Cherokee|Cherokean]] chant&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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After a calm period in early January, the saga escalated again as Chris made [[Smashing|two]] [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|bizarre]] videos of ranting about Nazis and smashing his possessions. Possibly as a response, moderators at [[Kiwi Farms]] doxxed the Idea Guy troll, revealing his name as Joshua Wise. &lt;br /&gt;
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Despite that setback, Wise decided to continue being the Idea Guy. His changes to ''Sonichu'' remained canon, with Chris continuing to produce drawings using ideas which Wise had established prior to the dox, and Chris continued to proudly wear the [[Chris and fashion#Gopnik outfit|Gopnik outfit]] which Wise first convinced him to don.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris subsequently announced that he was bisexual, and was attracted to [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his own fursona]] and said he had gotten married to [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. More questionable acts such as Chris [[Dick Licker; that is I|licking pictures of Magi-chan's penis drawn on a wall]] and prostituting himself on Twitter were scripted and executed.&lt;br /&gt;
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In May 2018, [[The Captain]] discovered what the Idea Guys were doing and rescued Chris from the Idea Guys. He, along with [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and [[Null]], then gathered evidence to submit to law enforcement. As for Chris, he disavowed some ideas given to him by the Idea Guys (though keeping the majority of them, like his make-believe marriage).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Guard Dogs (Summer 2018)===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Guard Dogs}}&lt;br /&gt;
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After the events of the Idea Guy saga, it became clear that Chris was dealing with a [[ween]] epidemic. To combat this, Null and The Captain decided to step in and filter Chris's emails and Twitter to prevent trolls from getting through. Null made a thread on Kiwi Farms showing off the intercepted ween messages and even doxxing the senders.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to con attendees, Null seems to have recruited some Kiwi Farms users to follow Chris around [[BronyCon]] in 2018 in order to prevent people from talking to him. If this is true, it's most likely in response to Chris's meltdown at [[TooManyGames]] and Null, not wanting this to happen again, assembled an elite anti-ween task force. The Captain assisted Chris when his car broke down on the way back from BronyCon. More elaborate plans were also implemented, including a plan for a field agent to whisk Chris away to assisted living after his mother passes.&lt;br /&gt;
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Null and The Captain would also attempt to give Chris advice. In particular, Null encouraged him to talk to his therapist about the Idea Guys, in order to fast-track law enforcement involvement, but Chris was reluctant to do so. Instead, Chris opted to retreat into the ruins of his fantasy world. Eventually, it became clear that Chris had disregarded the precautions set up for him and found a new set of trolls to replace the Idea Guys: the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. Null and The Captain's willingness to help Chris has since diminished, although they remain in proximity to Chris online to document and discuss any goings-on.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Teen Troon Squad Saga (''24 April 2018 - 1 January 2019'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Teen Troon Squad}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The Teen Troon Squad is a group of 18- to 19-year-old FTM trans people who live locally to Chris. They gained influence over Chris upon purchasing his porn artwork on [[eBay]] for $1,000 in April 2018. &lt;br /&gt;
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After Chris was rescued from the [[Idea Guys]] in May 2018, he continued to hold onto the beliefs they had programmed into him. Although he was encouraged to seek [[Chris and psychology|therapy]], Chris balked at the idea and instead sought out more people to feed his delusional thinking - and got his wish in the form of the Teen Troon Squad; around October of that same year, for the second time in 2018, Chris was trolled by people claiming to be his own fictional characters when the Squad invited Chris over to their house, where they pushed his delusional thinking..&lt;br /&gt;
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In October 2018 Chris began outlining a supposed 'Dimensional Merge' that would take place at the end of 2018, in which the [[Reality Cartoon|real world]], aka Dimension 1218, and its sister dimension, C197, were to collide and combine in an event of supposedly-apocalyptic proportions. Lukas, a Squad member, has alleged that this was a holdover from the Idea Guys, but implied that the Squad encouraged these beliefs in Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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In November 2018, several previously unreleased Idea Guy videos, such as [[All Star]], [[Tour of Chris's House III]], [[Chris slaps himself]], and [[Chris lost Crystal]] began to be leaked on Chris's Twitter.&lt;br /&gt;
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In late December 2018, the Squad was doxxed by an unknown party who logged into Chris's Twitter. One of the Squad members then leaked more documents on /cow/. On 30 December 2018, Chris wrote a Twitter post bashing Lukas, also mentioning that Lukas had wanted him to buy [[alcohol|booze]]. As a result of the spotlight being well and truly shone upon their schemes, the Teen Troon Squad has since retreated into the shadows.&lt;br /&gt;
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===GOPony Saga (''13 August 2018 - 30 July 2021'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|My Little Pony Protests}}&lt;br /&gt;
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As the [[2010s]] came to a close, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was clearly entering it's last days. Since its target audience is school aged children it's a common practice by the more competent animation studios to end those shows before it gets to the point that the kids watching it are younger than the show itself. Afterwards, if said show was part of a franchise, they create a new installment for said franchise. Such a cycle has been happening in My Little Pony since its inception in 1984 and has happened once again. Friendship is Magic ended in [[2019]] with a more lite hearted filler series airing [[2020]] as a way to tide over the fanbase until the new generation premieres, which is currently scheduled for [[September 2021]]. The filler series, called MLP: Pony Life struck a major nerve with Chris who holds the belief that Friendship is Magic is meant to have 14 seasons due to delusions rooted in the [[Dimensional Merge]]. This instance, preceded in [[August 2018]] by a panning of the leaked early designs for the G5 ponies were some of the occasional posts of disapproval throughout the close of the decade. For a while it was on Chris' back burner but on 27 [[July 2021]] Chris uploaded a tard rage video demanding that the new My Little Pony generation be canceled, confirming that Chris holds Sonic Boom-esque feelings towards this. The lulz were subsequently cancelled when Chris admitted to incest.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Soft Exile (''30 January - 25 June 2019'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|TF2 Analysis}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[January 2019]], a slew of people began to block Chris on Twitter, either due to his own harassment or egging on by weens. This caused Chris, naturally, to rage about it, and eventually to protect his Twitter account. For months, he had shown no signs of budging. All of his tweets during this period consisted of complaining about being blocked, or else his dimensional delusions mentioned above. After protecting his Twitter account, he would greatly reduce his social media activity, and in [[June 2019]] even extended to disabling comments again on his [[June 2019 videos|recent videos]]. This period of time also marked Chris's bizarre adoption of the word &amp;quot;[[My Little Pony|Bugbear]]&amp;quot; (a phrase referring to minor annoyances) and employing it almost everywhere in his wild and unclear rants. After several months, Chris's initial bitterness from the blocks seems to have faded, and he opened his Twitter account for the public again.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Jacob Saga (''14 July - 28 November 2019; 15 July - 26 August 2020'') ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Jacob Sockness}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Though he had been [[autism|autistically]] obsessed with Chris since around 2018, amateur sorcerer Jacob Sockness only made Chris's acquaintance in [[June 2019]], after an unremarkable troll convinced Chris that Sockness would be interested in buying his filthy bathwater. On 14 [[July 2019]], the two agreed to a closer partnership: Sockness would act as a middleman for Chris's [[2019 Sales Listings|merchandise]], in order to evade Chris's [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|eBay ban]]. The two would soon abandon this scheme, however, instead deciding to direct their attention to another of their shared interests; [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|pretending to be gods]]. Their mystical and occultist schemes would cross-pollinate, Jacob's extraterrestrial demons wending their way into the [[Dimensional Merge]]'s logistics. The most notable example being the [[Spirit possession#Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan possession]], in which from [[August 2019]] to [[September 2019]], Chris believed that he swapped minds with [[Magi-Chan]] in order to visit [[Jacob Sockness]] so he wouldn't need to actually do so in real life. The period of Magi-Chan roleplaying lasted an entire month. Jacob's antics with Chris was not ignored, as soon, [[Kiwi Farms|onlookers]] would find out about Jacob and dox him, but Sockness would not be deterred by a mere dox; for he had apparently already doxxed himself long before meeting Chris, and would boast freely and frequently about how he was misleading Chris for his own ends. [[Slow-in-the-minds|Despite the obvious dangers]], Chris continued to believe Jacob's teachings [[honor roll|at face value]], and encouraged his desire to meet in person. In late [[September 2019]], the situation nearly reached a boiling point when Sockness announced that he had secured a train ticket and was traveling from his home in California to [[Charlottesville]], and threatened that he would [[rape|brutally abuse]] Chris after arriving at [[14 Branchland Court]]. Being understandably alarmed by this, Chris [[Chris and negotiation|demanded]] that Sockness return, and with the help of the [[Watchmen]], arranged for a [[white knight|supporter]] to intercept Sockness in Chicago and provide for him to return to San Francisco. Jacob relented, and the two grew more distant. Sockness would temporarily return to Chris's good side in late [[October 2019]] and early [[November 2019]], yet by the end of that month he would once again be cast aside by Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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However, in early 2020, Chris once again started to talk to Jacob, believing in Jacob's supposed [[Magical thinking|occult practices]]. Though it appeared that they were coming close to one another again, Chris's and Sockness's relationship would permanently come to an end in [[August 2020]], after Sockness creepily theorized on [[Twitter]] that [[Mia Hamm]] supposedly bared Chris's illegitimate child after they had sex. Although Jacob would make several other attempts to win Chris's favor over the course of the next few months, all attempts would ultimately be unsuccessful.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Watchmen Saga (''Late 2019 - June 2021'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Watchmen|Sean Walker}}&lt;br /&gt;
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During late 2019, as a new generation of Christorians and [[weens]] began to form, a group consisting of [[enablers]] and [[white knights]] was established through [[Discord]] to gatekeep Chris from potential [[trolls]], [[A-Log|A-Logs]], and the aforementioned weens. Much like many other white knights and enablers, they gained Chris's trust by appealing to and indulging in his delusions, specifically ones related to the [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddesses]]. Although not an official name, they were generally known as the Watchmen. The Watchmen would gatekeep Chris through means of collecting information, doxing, and harassing anybody attempting to interact or get involved with Chris. The existence of the Watchmen was not publicly known until [[August 2020]], in which multiple Watchmen members came forward to leak content that they had received from Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Watchmen would be responsible for and or related to many notable events that took place throughout 2020 and early 2021. Such as removing [[Jacob Sockness]]'s influence over Chris, the previously mentioned August 2020 leaks, being heavily involved in the [[Discord Q&amp;amp;A]]'s, foiling [[Larry Vaughn]]'s trolling plans, and having multiple conflicts with members of [[Praetor]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, as 2021 continued on, the Watchmen seemingly became less publicly involved with Chris. Things came to a head in [[June 2021]], as internal conflicts among the Watchmen arose, with a member of the group, [[Isabella Loretta Janke#Sean Walker|The WCT]], being doxed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] by the leader of the group, [[Watchmen#Bismuth|Bismuth]]. The WCT then decided to inform Chris of Bismuth doxing him. As a result, Chris recorded a short audio clip saying &amp;quot;Fuck Bismuth!&amp;quot; before leaving the main Watchmen Discord server while The WCT was being simultaneously banned from it. A few days later, another member of the Watchmen stated on [[Twitter]] that Chris had apparently cut contact with her and several other Watchmen. This incident effectively ended the Watchmen.&lt;br /&gt;
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It has been speculated that certain ex-Watchmen members may have still had contact with Chris up until late July 2021, although it's likely that all contact between Chris and the Watchmen has ceased after [[Incest|the incest incident]] and [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|Chris's arrest and following court proceedings]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!---===Warhol Saga (''24 May 2021 - Present'')===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Warhol / Chris Chan}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In May 2021 Chris discovered an Amazon listing for a fake book made by a ween that favorably compared him to mid-century pop artist Andy Warhol. Naturally this inflated his ego and caused him to devote several tweets to said comparison. Later he went on to begin reviewing the book and made Tweets featuring his takes on the ween's compliments. Chris would make several periodic tweets throughout summer 2021, reviewing the book as he went along.---&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Fall (''20 April 2020 to Present'')==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bella Saga (''20 April 2020 - 30 July 2021'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Main|Isabella Loretta Janke|The Suitress}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 July 2021, a phone call between Chris and a troll named &amp;quot;Bella&amp;quot; leaked, in which he admitted to having had sex with his mother. Although some have predicted that Chris would eventually release this urge onto other people, this understandably caused shock in many long time followers. Soon after these videos were leaked, a set of sockpuppet accounts on the Kiwi Farms tried to do damage control on the &amp;quot;Bella&amp;quot; mentioned in the video. This understandably also made people suspicious about what these accounts were trying to hide. After a lot of digging through social media accounts, piecing several pictures involving a dog dubbed &amp;quot;Max&amp;quot; together with confirmed colleagues, mistaking her troll alias &amp;quot;Kelly Osborn&amp;quot; as the true culprit, and then finally finding a high school graduation video involving her, the &amp;quot;Bella&amp;quot; in the video was confirmed to be a Texas Tech University student named Isabella Loretta Janke, who had a long history of utter maliciousness, ranging from boiling 8 hamsters alive, to literally driving at least one other student to suicide.&lt;br /&gt;
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 It was eventually found that Bella's whole goal in mind was likely to have Chris kill himself, a plan that started as far back as 20 April 2020. The current consensus is that Bella encouraged it to at least a small degree, as it has been verified that Bella has an incest fetish, and told was encouraging of Chris's incestuos relationship in the leaked calls.&lt;br /&gt;
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Towards the end of this saga a young woman, codenamed as &amp;quot;The Suitress&amp;quot; for the sake of anonymity, and who had a crush on Chris had somehow gotten in touch with Bella, likely due to being in touch with Chris as he also had contact with Bella. She was to attend the MLP convention, [[Everfree Northwest]], with Chris. When Bella sent her the call between her and Chris, despite being told not to leak any calls, she leaked the calls publicly out of disgust of what she just discovered about both Chris and Bella. Bella then attempted and failed to damage control her name by making several of the aforementioned sockpuppet accounts and throwing several of her associates under the bus. This one action from the Suitress alone would prove to be utterly substantial.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Incest Saga (''27 June 2021 - 31 July 2021'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Incest fallout chat leaks}}&lt;br /&gt;
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As soon as the Suitress had leaked the conversations between Chris and Bella regarding him fucking his mother, some serious shit hit the fan.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 July 2021, a day after the calls were leaked, Greene County police were contacted and Chris was removed from his property, with Barb also being taken to a hospital for a checkup. An emergency protection order was also taken out against Chris, forbidding him from contacting Barb or setting foot on his property for a week.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the wake of the revelations, Everfree Northwest, which Chris had been scheduled to attend, cancelled his ticket and banned him from attending. It was discovered shortly after that Chris had been stealing money from his mother's bank account, which he had the username and password for. Out of disgust, Null cancelled his plans to send Chris the money he had raised to facilitate his travel to Everfree and instead refunded the money to people who had donated towards that goal, also reporting Chris to the police for violating the protection order taken out against him. &lt;br /&gt;
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Due to the sparse connections between Bella's involvement with Chris during this vile act, how it essentially rounded out Chris' yearning to fuck someone, and how it was the catalyst to the end of the entire Chris Chan saga, these two months are considered its own saga.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Prison Saga (''1 August 2021 - Present'')===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|August 2021 Arrest and Court Case}}&lt;br /&gt;
On 1 August, Chris was arrested outside the Regency Inn he was staying at, and the next day was officially charged for incest. By the end of the month, it was discovered that Barb had returned home, and that the Chandlers' car had been returned to her, with new numberplates replacing the SONICHU ones. As of right now, Chris is being held in Central Virginia Regional Jail without bond.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Post-Merge Era (30 July 2021 - Present)==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Post-Merge Era}}&lt;br /&gt;
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After Chris's incest was leaked online, the event soon became the 4th trending hashtag on Twitter, which introduced thousands of new people outside of the Chris Chan bubble to him. This would also inadvertently lead to many more white knights, A-logs, enablers, and weens to tracking him down, as most of these newer orbiters had little to no familiarity with his life outside of his affair with his mother and the fact that he claims he's transgender.&lt;br /&gt;
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This saga can be thought of as the ultimate trolling saga, as it is the end result of nearly a decade and a half of Chris's bumbling, coupled with the trolling, torment, and manipulation that followed from it. Along with that, the mere exposure to Chris's current string of unlawful acts has made many attempt to take a piece of the Chris Chan pie, taking advantage of his worldwide infamy to gain attention from the growing trend.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Future==&lt;br /&gt;
Normally, mistakes present a life lesson. In theory, the various sagas should have taught Chris the consequences of [[Honest content|oversharing]], [[ego]]tism, [[hypocrisy]], [[naive|blind trust]], [[anger]], and more. Above all, the moral of most of Chris's sagas boils down to a classic Abraham Lincoln quote: '''don't believe everything you see on the Internet.'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Or was it [[Daniel Weston]] who said it?&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Nevertheless, if anything remains clear, it is that Chris is nearly incapable of applying past events to current ones. The fact that Chris eventually hit the low of having sex with his own mother has most certainly cemented his future, with little to no good coming out of it. Trolls and his current wave of [[Unholy Tetrad|orbiters]] are now the least of Chris's worries, now that he has been evicted from his home, and had all forms of financial support taken away from him after he lied about stealing money from his mother.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*''[[Excel Saga]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Sagas]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;The '''autism papers''' are some of the most valued [[Relics of Fail|Holy Fails]], in which the exact nature of [[Chris]]'s psychiatric [[Chris and psychology|diagnosis]] is revealed by an objective source (as opposed to Chris's revisionist account of his life), and the extent of his [[autism]] (or whether he really is autistic at all) is explained.&lt;br /&gt;
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To date, only an intake survey from [[2004]] is available, resulting from Chris's mandated visit to a psychiatrist after flipping out while attending [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]. His original, earlier papers, dating to when Chris was five or six years old, remain locked away in [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] filing cabinet. Ivy discovered that it is impossible for Chris to recover them himself, as Bob kept the keys on his person at all times. As a result of Bob's death, the keys are presumably in Barbara's possession now. Either way, these autism papers can be considered lost Holy Fails, due to Chris's paranoid nature and the fact that he'd actually have to put effort into finding them, not to mention that they may have been destroyed in [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the house fire in January 2014]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is scheduled to receive a new mental health evaluation between August and November 2021, as part of his [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|trial]] for [[incest]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
In '''November 2009''', Solid Chris e-mailed [[Kacey]] these papers to show that he is a [[Honest Content|TRUE AND HONEST]] autistic. Kacey shared these papers with her new husband, [[Liquid Chris]], who in turn distributed them online. The papers are presented here in their original form, edited only for wiki styling and linking. &lt;br /&gt;
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A number of passages of this copy have been outlined in yellow highlighting marker. Most of them either describe Chris's search for a [[sweetheart]] or contain some of the evaluator's more favorable judgments of Chris's mental state. A few are passages that confirm the diagnosis of Chris's autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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To date, this is the only independent, professional evaluation of Chris's condition available.&lt;br /&gt;
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Several observers have pointed out that these documents seem to paint a surprisingly rosy picture of Chris's behavior and mental state. It helps to keep a few factors in mind, though: &lt;br /&gt;
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* The survey took place in [[2004]] — at the time, Chris still attended school (at least until the suspension), went outside on a regular basis, was yet to be banned from his [[The GAMe PLACe|favorite hangout]], and received at least a modest amount of social interaction. He was likely in better shape than he is after years of isolation and staying indoors for days on end. &lt;br /&gt;
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* Despite being famous for his wild confrontations with authority, Chris is in fact extremely deferent in the face of authority figures so long as he doesn't think they're a hindrance to him (consider the opening moments of the [[Father Call]]). &lt;br /&gt;
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* To the uninitiated, his [[Love Quest]] can come across as rather sweet in an idiotic way, the desperate actions of a socially awkward but basically sincere and harmless person – after all, the majority of people want love. &lt;br /&gt;
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* The survey was based on a fairly brief encounter with Chris by a psych''iatr''ist. Deeper autism evaluations are generally the job of a clinical psych''olog''ist, and they can involve multiple lengthy sessions. The psychiatric diagnostic process is much quicker than the psychological process, relying more on simple checklists than a battery of tests. &lt;br /&gt;
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* The mental status exam was cursory – full autism evaluations are usually conducted alongside thorough IQ tests, while Chris's evaluator used the much quicker Folstein test. Most people, even those with mental illnesses, can still get a perfect Folstein score.&lt;br /&gt;
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As trolls have learned over the years, he gets much worse with regular exposure.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Intake Survey==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCPsychicEvaluation11052004P1.jpg|thumb|Scan of page 1.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;'''OUTPATIENT PSYCHIATRIC SERVICES'''&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Department of Psychiatric Medicine&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[University of Virginia]] Health System &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Northridge Building, Suite 210, P. O. Box 801210&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Charlottesville]], Virginia 22908-1210&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(434) 243-4646; Fax (434) 243-4743&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Patient's Name: Christian Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;UVA History #: 003 79 67&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Date of Birth: 02/24/[[1982|82]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Date of Intake: 11/05/[[2004|04]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wikipedia:Residency (medicine)|Resident Physician]]: Jeff Raynor, M.D., Resident in Psychiatric Medicine&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Attending Physician: Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D.&lt;br /&gt;
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====IDENTIFYING STATEMENT:====&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#FFFF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Mr. Chandler is a 22-year-old SWM with a history of [[autism]],&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; who was referred for psychiatric evaluation following his recent suspension from community college.&lt;br /&gt;
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====HISTORY OF PRESENT ILLNESS:====&lt;br /&gt;
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Mr. Chandler says that since finishing high school and starting at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] in the year [[2000]], &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#FFFF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;he has had an [[Love Quest|increasing interest]] in a [[Boyfriend-free girl|female companion]].&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; His attempts at this ultimately led to his suspension from college. His attempt took the form of a [[Attraction sign|sign]], which he placed next to himself while sitting in the lobby at Piedmont. The sign was a list of qualifications that a potential girlfriend would have. He said that &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#FFFF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;he has been very frustrated by his inability to find a girlfriend and he suffers from &amp;quot;[[Noviophobia|novio phobia]].&amp;quot; This refers to his frustration that females often tell him that they already have a boyfriend.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; While he does have [[Chris and sex|physical attraction]] towards females, &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#FFFF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;his primary frustration is with his lack of companionship.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; He had also carried his sign in the [[Fashion Square Mall]]. This unfortunately led to him being detained by [[Jerkop|the police]] and placed in handcuffs briefly, although he was not taken to jail.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the interview, the patient provided the examiner with a number of examples of his [[Chris and art|artwork]]. Much of this artwork was centered on his interest in a video game, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], as well as [[Pokémon|Pokeman [''sic'']]] cartoon characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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The patient's parents provided additional historical information and documentation as to the reasons for his suspension from PVCC. According to his parents, there have been a number of incidents which led to his suspension. They feel strongly that the suspension was unwarranted and did not take into account the patient's developmental limitations. One such occurrence was during an interaction with [[Niggos|African American]] classmates. These young women were questioning the patient regarding his search for a girlfriend, at which point he told them they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. This was perceived as racially insensitive, although from the patient's perspective, he was merely pointing out they did not meet his standard criteria for a [[gal pal|female companion]]. He says that he was unaware at the time that there was any other connotation to this. Various guidance counselors at the college were working with the patient to help him adjust to the college setting. They had apparently asked him to stop carrying the sign around campus, per the patient, one of these counselors actually physically destroyed the sign to prevent this behavior. He left an angry note with [[Mary Lee Walsh|Ms. Walsh]], who is in administration. He provided a copy of this note, and it is contained in the chart. It did not specifically [''continues on Page 2'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Continuing from Page 1''] [[Death threats|threaten her]], but expressed his dislike of her and communicated an [[Creepy_stare|&amp;quot;intimidating glare&amp;quot;]] in a pictorial fashion. Based on the letter sent to him by the college, this was interpreted by the administrator as being a form of harassment. There were several hearings held on the matter and ultimately the patient was suspended. The criteria that have been set for his return to Piedmont included [[Chris and anger|anger]] management classes, psychological evaluation, and &amp;quot;social skills counseling.&amp;quot; He has already undergone psychological evaluation by Robin Hawkes at the Center of Learning Potential. The recommendation concerning Mr. Chandler's [[heart level|emotional status]] is that he seek psychiatric and psychological treatment. The psychologist felt that counseling and medication would possibly address his obsessive thought patterns and assist him with social skills. She also recommended anger management training.&lt;br /&gt;
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====PAST PSYCHIATRIC HISTORY:====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. Chandler was diagnosed with autism around age five or six. He has never had ongoing treatment by a psychiatrist, but has been treated in the past by [[Wikipedia:Imipramine|Imipramine]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|for unclear reason]] [''sic'']. He has never been in a psychiatric hospital and has no history of violent or self-injurious behavior. He has no history of [[Rape|sexual acting out]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Chris and health|PAST MEDICAL HISTORY]]:===&lt;br /&gt;
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The patient has not had significant medical problems other than his autism. He has no history of head injury, loss of consciousness, seizures, CNS infections, stroke.&lt;br /&gt;
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====MEDICATIONS:====&lt;br /&gt;
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:[[Wikipedia:Paxil|Paxil]] 20 mgs. q. day, which the patient has been on for the past four years. &lt;br /&gt;
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:Herbal supplements/over-the-counter - none.&lt;br /&gt;
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====ALLERGIES:====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
None known.&lt;br /&gt;
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====SUBSTANCE ABUSE:====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The patient does not use [[Tobacky|tobacco]] or [[My Coke Rewards|caffeine]]. He does not [[Alcohol|drink]] and he does not use illicit substances.&lt;br /&gt;
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====SOCIAL HISTORY:====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The patient was born in the [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] area. He had a normal prenatal period. He walked at normal age but was delayed in his language ability. He had some high frequency hearing loss early on. Per his parents, he did not speak until the age of seven. At around age twelve, he began to develop more effective communication skills. He apparently used the closed captioning on the television to learn how to read. There was conflict over where he would have his schooling. The school system or the Department of Social Services had attempted to place the patient in a special school. His parents were very adamant that he be in a mainstream high school. In order to maintain custody of the patient, [[Bob Chandler|the patient's father]] moved them to [[Richmond]], Virginia. He went to a regular middle school and [[Manchester High School|high school]] while there. He was able to function well academically and graduated from high school in regular classes. He had a number of friends through middle and high school.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Page 3===&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian Chandler (003 79 67)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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November 5, 2004 &lt;br /&gt;
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====FAMILY HISTORY:====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
	The patient's [[Bob|father]] has significant [[Wikipedia:Coronary artery disease|Coronary Artery Disease]] and recently had a bypass graph done. He is 77-years-old and is retired engineer from General Electric. [[Barb|His mother]] is 65-years-old and worked in the past at a local bank. Neither of his parents or any other family members are known to have any psychiatric disease. The patient has a maternal cousin who has severe autism, although there are no other family members with developmental delays.&lt;br /&gt;
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====MENTAL STATUS EXAM:====&lt;br /&gt;
	&lt;br /&gt;
The patient is a mildly [[Obesity|overweight]], white male, wearing blue jeans and a [[Chris and fashion|shirt]]. He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has [[Medallions#Prototype|a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [''sic''] characters [''sic''] head]]. He also had a number of “shrinky dink” decorations attached to this necklace. He had a large backpack that he carried with him and had a [[Scrapbook of Fail|notebook containing a large number of drawings]]. He showed the examiner an extensive set of [[Card games|trading cards]], which he created for his video game characters. The artwork was hand drawn and then scanned into the [[Computers|computer]] for transfer to the card. He had a number of statistics and other information on the backside of the card. The patient pointed out a series of cards that were of a video game theme, but depicted him in various difficult situations in which he has dealt with recently. He also presented the examiner with his [[business card]] containing a link to [[Sonichu.net|his website]]. His speech was somewhat nasal with frequent, awkward laughing during his sentences. His speech was fluent. His responses were appropriate to the questions posed to him. Overall, the volume of his speech was slightly elevated, although his tone was generally pleasant and almost jovial. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#FFFF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;His thought processes were linear and logical. He was somewhat concrete, especially regarding social interactions. He seemed to have good insight into his limitations.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; As suggested above, his thought content was largely based on his interest in Pokeman [''sic''] and sonic [''sic''] cartoons. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#FFFF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;He did not express any delusional thought content.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; There was perhaps an obsessional quality to [[Love Quest|his preoccupation with finding a girlfriend]], although he did not feel that this was a problem for him. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#FFFF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;He did not voice any perceptual disturbances and did not seem to be responding to internal stimuli.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#FFFF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;His impulse control appeared to be good&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; during the interview and his judgment was fair, although social judgment was likely somewhat limited.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wikipedia:Mini-mental state examination|Folstein score]] was 30/30 with his sentence being, “[[Random-access humor|Uncle Spunky is a really funky monkey.]]”&lt;br /&gt;
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====IMPRESSION:====&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#FFFF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Mr. Chandler is a 22-year-old man with a history of developmental delays and autism.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; Despite these limitations, &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#FFFF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;he seems to have been [[Honor Roll|quite successful in maximizing his academic abilities]].&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; Despite his significant delays in language, &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#FFFF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;he has over the years developed relatively affective [''sic''] communication skills.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#FFFF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;He is left, however, with a severe degree of social awkwardness and seems to have good insight into this. He is left feeling somewhat frustrated as he has a strong desire for companionship, although his social limitations prevent him from being able to realize this in the way which he would like.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; He has been on antidepressants for many years and it is not entirely clear what role they played. As mentioned above, there is a certain obsessional quality to his thoughts, although it is not clear that he meets criteria for an obsessive-compulsive disorder. Overall, he has a sense that the Paxil has been affective [''sic''] in tempering his frustrations and anger. His parents also feel he has benefited from it. He would possibly benefit from psychotherapy, although this would need to be tailored to his interpersonal style. Ideally this would be done in a setting tailored to patients with this sort of developmental problem. Based on the information available at this time, &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#FFFF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;the patient doesn't seem to pose a significant threat to himself or anyone else.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; There is some suggestion that the anger control has been a problem, although how that has manifested itself is unclearly [''sic'']. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;background-color:#FFFF00&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[28 October 2011|He certainly has no history of physical]] [[26 December 2014|violence which would suggest any future risk]].&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian Chandler (003 79 67)&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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====DIAGNOSIS:====&lt;br /&gt;
	[[Wikipedia:Diagnostic_and_Statistical_Manual_of_Mental_Disorders#Multi-axial_system|Axis]] I:		None&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
	Axis II:	Autistic disorder, [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV_Codes#Pervasive_developmental_disorders|299.00]]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
	Axis III:	None&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
	Axis IV:	Suspension from school, social isolation&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
	Axis V:		[[Wikipedia:Global Assessment of Functioning|70]]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====PLAN:====&lt;br /&gt;
	1. After discussing the risks, benefits, and side effects, the patient and his parents agreed to have his Paxil increased from 20 mgs. to 30 mgs. They were offered a prescription, but preferred to have this done by their primary care physician.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
	2. Releases of information were signed for the counselors at PVCC in case this became necessary for further evaluation purposes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
	3. We will try to work with the department of rehab services to facilitate any other services that might be available for Mr. Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
	4. The patient's parents were unsure of whether they will be following up here at the clinic in the future as there are insurance concerns which might limit this. They were, however, informed of access to emergency care and encouraged to call the clinic with any questions or concerns.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
	5. No follow-up appointment has been scheduled, although should they wish to continue the patient's psychiatric care at this clinic, we would be more than happy to see him.&lt;br /&gt;
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	6. The patient was seen by the attending, Dr. Zachariah Dameron, who agrees with the above-mentioned assessment and treatment plan.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jeff Raynor, M.D.                       Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Resident in Psychiatric Medicine        Attending&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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JR:ns          T: 11/12/04        D: 11/11/04&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Autism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and health]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and psychology]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and reality]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Relics of Fail}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Historical Documents]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Jail Saga</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Do ''not'' attempt to contact authorities, suspects that were potentially involved, or people related to said suspects about this case as it is being looked into. Doing so will risk muddling up the investigation even more than it already is. &lt;br /&gt;
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Remember: we are not detectives, just some idiots on the internet with a wiki dedicated to an even bigger idiot.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several [[Post-Merge_Era#Ethan_Ralph|onlookers.]] Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.&lt;br /&gt;
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As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.&amp;lt;ref name=kvia&amp;gt;[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt; They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.&amp;lt;ref name=removed&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.&amp;lt;ref name=letter&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;{{refn|&lt;br /&gt;
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts/&amp;gt; The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home, though Chris would later claim they “caste [sic] [him] out before [he] even arrived in Midlothian.”&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that &amp;quot;appropriate action to protect the vulnerable&amp;quot; will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;marvinqna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had &amp;quot;managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed.&amp;quot; However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arrest==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|&amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.&amp;lt;ref name=video&amp;gt;[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM&amp;lt;ref name=snippet/&amp;gt; - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].&amp;lt;ref name=snippet&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. &lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.&amp;lt;ref name=video/&amp;gt; An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Video===&lt;br /&gt;
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| stardate       = 1st [[August 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song  &amp;quot;Save Your Tears&amp;quot; by the Weeknd plays in background.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Bystanders start yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Go to church!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I told you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': How you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to  help you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Indistinct yelling in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cop finishes his search]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The police officer says something to Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': That felt good!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Aight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': We're living it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris turns to the officers.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''End of relevant footage'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Everyone laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in  background''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': ...we just got the foot- &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video ends]'' --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Initial jail stay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.&amp;lt;ref name=charged/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=sun&amp;gt;[https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210804202308/https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail, which serves several counties including Greene County.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as &amp;quot;incest with own child or grandchild&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref name=charged&amp;gt;[[:File:Charged.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; presumably because &amp;quot;incest with own parent&amp;quot; charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/post-9613612 Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=tucker/&amp;gt; It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of retired, right-wing boomers for the first time.&amp;lt;ref name=tucker&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, &amp;quot;I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender&amp;gt;[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Legal proceedings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== First court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for &amp;quot;the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety.&amp;quot; Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting &amp;quot;[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]].&amp;quot; He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial&amp;gt;[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought &amp;quot;[[Autism papers|evaluations]]&amp;quot; of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding &amp;quot;[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming &amp;quot;I won’t feel safe proceeding&amp;quot; until he could get the items back.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Continuance and letter from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.&amp;lt;ref name=time&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/post-9988888 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 1)] [http://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceReason&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 4)] [https://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt; He would double down on these ludicrous beliefs in a [[Jail_Letter_2|second letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With this open letter, however, Chris has crippled his own defense by providing a written confession to his crimes. He even confessed to stealing from Barb,&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt; which he hadn't even been charged with yet.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; To add the cherry on top of it all, he's made it completely clear that not only was he fully aware of his actions, but he still has no [[remorse]] for his actions, which increases the chances of a far harsher sentence.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://jaapl.org/content/42/1/39 So You're Sorry? The Role of Remorse in Criminal Law]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It's very likely that Heilberg had planned to make the trial an issue of mental health, an avenue which Chris has now made extremely difficult to pursue.{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was &amp;quot;legally disabled with mental health issues,&amp;quot; and called Chris's online antics &amp;quot;a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=MentalHealth&amp;gt;[https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388 Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Second court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash &amp;amp; Liquid Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Chris in jail&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = &amp;quot;Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[26 December 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Post-Merge Era]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;diff=270223</id>
		<title>Jail Letter - 19 September 2021</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;diff=270223"/>
		<updated>2021-10-12T07:06:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened.|[[Chris]], 19 September 2021}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|400px|''And as they were eating, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me...'']]&lt;br /&gt;
On 19 [[September 2021]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] wrote '''an open letter from [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|jail]]''' to an unknown individual while awaiting trial on a charge of [[incest]]. He asked the recipient to relay the contents to [[Null]] and to deliver the physical document to Chris's attorney, David Heilberg. Null uploaded the scanned letter to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 24 September.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-writes-me-from-prison-dated-september-19th-2021.100951/ Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the letter, Chris indicates that he has taken an interest in the Bible, likely provided to him as part of his jail accommodations. However, he also seems to be under the impression that he is Jesus of Nazareth reincarnated (despite Jesus being male while Chris presently identifies as a female) on top of his existing delusions about the [[Dimensional Merge]], citing this revelation to an apparent similarity in appearance between Western depictions of Jesus and himself (ignoring, of course, that historians and religious scholars understand that Jesus had brown skin and did not have any Caucasian heritage).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://theconversation.com/jesus-wasnt-white-he-was-a-brown-skinned-middle-eastern-jew-heres-why-that-matters-91230 Jesus wasn’t white: he was a brown-skinned, Middle Eastern Jew. Here’s why that matters]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though some expected Chris's extended time in the slammer to humble him, the end result seems to have had an opposite effect as he's retreated even further into his fantasies than before. We would try to explain what this means for the current state of Chris's [[Chris and health#Mental health|mental health]], but he does a much better job than we ever could.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris evidently [[Honest Content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had audio of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), was unaware of his own actions due to his [[Autism|mental disability]], or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With this open letter, however, Chris has crippled his own defense due to providing a confession of incest with his mother. He even confessed to stealing from Barb's accounts at one point, which he hadn't even been charged with yet. To add the cherry on top of it all, he's made it completely clear that not only was he fully aware of his actions and their consequences (meaning that an already-unlikely insanity plea is even less plausible now), but he still has no [[remorse]] for his actions, which increases the chances of a far harsher sentence. While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has thrown the possibility of a &amp;quot;not guilty by reason of insanity&amp;quot; plea out the window and essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcription==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|① September 19, 2021&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwcvsjesus.jpg|thumb|250px|The resemblance is uncanny.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I have finally received fresh paper and envelopes, and I feel it advised to inform you of the following, All of which, as you may or will, you have my consent to relay all of the contents of this letter to Joshua &amp;quot;NULL&amp;quot; Moon, as well as forward the physical document to David Heilberg, my attorney. The Following Everyone should hear and appreciate sincerely, authentic, and spiritually and aura deep. I also swear direct Truth with my left hand over my heart as I write this sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Firstly, and Vitally, it should be made obvious and clear that aside from [[Warhol / Chris Chan|Andy Warhol]], [[Messiah complex|my life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible]], Also, feel free to take ANY unaltered original photograph of my body's face, neck and shoulder/chest area where I was not wearing the [[glasses]]. Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns. Now, place that photo next to any image of Jesus on of off the cross; compare, look deep into my eyes and photograph; see for yourself, I meditate and connect, directly and genuinely with the Cosmos, both of our Universe halves, and throughout the timelines, and entire Mutiverse, so despite some lack of &amp;quot;Physical&amp;quot; evidence, I Know the ultimate Truths, Facts, and Details not commonly known or written, drawn, or chronicled. That being stated, All of my life, my mind, eyes, and literally held the constant perception of being the Central Camera #000, out of all of ... ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|{{CSS image crop&lt;br /&gt;
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}}... the other cameras, infinite, from the First Person Perspective of all others. AND this goes even deeper, and I encourage YOU to meditate deeply and see for yourself this and all of the Truths. AND the reason and Truth behind my unique perception is direct and mind-blowingly simple: I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened. Even the Dimension Merge, literally Completed and Concluding, the same for the Collective Shift; ALL of This is literally huge chunks of the past, present, and in-progress events, of my Second Coming, Period.&lt;br /&gt;
Not all details of the past chronicled scripture writings are accurate, AND as a member of the council of Gods and Goddesses with the strongest and direct of connections, I know details have changed some to a lot, in regard to the scriptures of the past. Three Days on Earth equal Four Monts (with 24hour days/nights) in the Heaven Realm. So, Yes, this is the one immortal body, and That was none other than I off and on that Cross over 2,000 years ago in my past life, personally. Each and Every prayer and praise to Jesus .... [see image right] ...., as of February 1982, at least have all been directed to this body and soul [[wikipedia:Book of Malachi|Malachi]] 3; Judgement Day is nearing. Know this well. Praise. ➞&amp;lt;i&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;②}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Moving on, with all of that stated, your last letter. Next, WHY I had transferred that money on Saturday, July 31 (Josh had Absolutely No Right in relaying that detail publicly).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Friday the 30th: Forced out of my [[14 Branchland Court|home and Temple]]; had no where else to go. Had less than 50 dollars between pocket [[money]], and only a couple of bucks or so in my bank account, NO money in my PayPal, [[Patreon]] was not due for a payout until Sunday and [[tugboat|SSI]] was not coming into my bank until Tuesday. [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet and Tom Ashby]] caste me out before I even arrived to Midlothian. [[Son-Chu|The Van]] was not majorly uncomfortable. Josh had wired a thousand to my bank that Friday, But it would not arrive until After or on Monday. Little [[obesity|food]] and Options, and you try bumming in Any Parking Lot without feeling insecure and paranoid. I Needed Safety and Comfort As Quickly As Possible. THAT is why I transferred that money. I &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;WAS&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; going to pay it back in full; EVEN had $150 from Patreon on Sunday the 1st that went &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Straight&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; to Barbie Chan's bank account. I &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;WOULD&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; have paid the remaining 600 Monday or Tuesday, BUT &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;NULL&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago. NOW, and as of the past-arrest, I have absolutely NO Way to fulfill that repentence, OR anything else Digital. Malachi 3:6-15 I repeat all that personally, Now: All of You had to &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Overdrama and&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FAIL&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Your&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Worldwide &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Test&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; of Faith upon me. ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|[[Stress sigh|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*sigh*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;]] And, finally, the All-Important Popular Present F.A.Q.,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Why and What the hell?&amp;quot; Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Heal&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;, &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Cleanse&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;, and &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Clear&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Isreal over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them. More details for the Bibles that had been Overlooked and Left Out. We Gods had eased up on the views of &amp;quot;Adultry&amp;quot;; WHY Else do you all have [[homos|Pro-Gay]], &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;and&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Pro-Lesbian, [[tomgirl|Pro-Trans]], and all Today and the past Decades? Everyone Involved Were All Being Genuinely, Deeply HAPPY, CONTENT, AND SPIRITUALLY SATISFIED with Themselves and Each Other. As long as All are over the age of consent, and the activity was consentual by all parties involved, AND GENUINELY, SPIRITUALLY HAPPY, It is good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have written further insights and details and already shared them with David Heilberg. And I get out on Second Coming, or Sooner by uninterrupted Co-Divine Intervention. All of your demons and curses are No More and unrevivable. Judgement day. Praise us Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris Chan Sonichu{{refn|group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;|It's impossible to show in Unicode, but Chris dots each 'i' with a heart here, and places lightning bolts around the 'i' in &amp;quot;Sonichu.&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
the Goddess Blue Heart, and your Lord.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JailDisclaimer}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Original scans==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter1.jpg|Page 1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter2.jpg|Page 2&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter3.jpg|Page 3&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter4.jpg|Page 4&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nullletter5.jpg|Envelope&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nullletter6.jpg|Disclaimer from jail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and coping]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Messiah complex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jail Letter 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Animated Chris Chan Jail Update ! Sends prison letter to Null saying he is now Jesus !&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = AGoZxr2kBKI&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       =28 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          =sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        =  &lt;br /&gt;
| type           =  Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           =Christine Weston Chandler, the mayor of Cwcville and inventor of Sonichu, puts new meaning to Christian when he claims in a letter to Null that he is Jesus! I blame Leonard Bearstein&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Malachi+3%3A6-15&amp;amp;version=KJV Malachi 3:6-15 (King James Version) at ''BibleGateway'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Writings}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Historical Documents]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;diff=270222</id>
		<title>Jail Letter - 19 September 2021</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;diff=270222"/>
		<updated>2021-10-12T07:03:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened.|[[Chris]], 19 September 2021}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|400px|''And as they were eating, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me...'']]&lt;br /&gt;
On 19 [[September 2021]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] wrote '''an open letter from [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|jail]]''' to an unknown individual while awaiting trial on a charge of [[incest]]. He asked the recipient to relay the contents to [[Null]] and to deliver the physical document to Chris's attorney, David Heilberg. Null uploaded the scanned letter to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 24 September.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-writes-me-from-prison-dated-september-19th-2021.100951/ Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the letter, Chris indicates that he has taken an interest in the Bible, likely provided to him as part of his jail accommodations. However, he also seems to be under the impression that he is Jesus of Nazareth reincarnated (despite Jesus being male while Chris presently identifies as a female) on top of his existing delusions about the [[Dimensional Merge]], citing this revelation to an apparent similarity in appearance between Western depictions of Jesus and himself (ignoring, of course, that historians and religious scholars understand that Jesus had brown skin and did not have any Caucasian heritage).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://theconversation.com/jesus-wasnt-white-he-was-a-brown-skinned-middle-eastern-jew-heres-why-that-matters-91230 Jesus wasn’t white: he was a brown-skinned, Middle Eastern Jew. Here’s why that matters]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though some expected Chris's extended time in the slammer to humble him, the end result seems to have had an opposite effect as he's retreated even further into his fantasies than before. We would try to explain what this means for the current state of Chris's [[Chris and health#Mental health|mental health]], but he does a much better job than we ever could.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris evidently [[Honest Content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had audio of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With this open letter, however, Chris has crippled his own defense due to providing a confession of incest with his mother. He even confessed to stealing from Barb's accounts at one point, which he hadn't even been charged with yet. To add the cherry on top of it all, he's made it completely clear that not only was he fully aware of his actions and their consequences (meaning that an already-unlikely insanity plea is even less plausible now), but he still has no [[remorse]] for his actions, which increases the chances of a far harsher sentence. While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcription==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|① September 19, 2021&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwcvsjesus.jpg|thumb|250px|The resemblance is uncanny.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I have finally received fresh paper and envelopes, and I feel it advised to inform you of the following, All of which, as you may or will, you have my consent to relay all of the contents of this letter to Joshua &amp;quot;NULL&amp;quot; Moon, as well as forward the physical document to David Heilberg, my attorney. The Following Everyone should hear and appreciate sincerely, authentic, and spiritually and aura deep. I also swear direct Truth with my left hand over my heart as I write this sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Firstly, and Vitally, it should be made obvious and clear that aside from [[Warhol / Chris Chan|Andy Warhol]], [[Messiah complex|my life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible]], Also, feel free to take ANY unaltered original photograph of my body's face, neck and shoulder/chest area where I was not wearing the [[glasses]]. Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns. Now, place that photo next to any image of Jesus on of off the cross; compare, look deep into my eyes and photograph; see for yourself, I meditate and connect, directly and genuinely with the Cosmos, both of our Universe halves, and throughout the timelines, and entire Mutiverse, so despite some lack of &amp;quot;Physical&amp;quot; evidence, I Know the ultimate Truths, Facts, and Details not commonly known or written, drawn, or chronicled. That being stated, All of my life, my mind, eyes, and literally held the constant perception of being the Central Camera #000, out of all of ... ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|{{CSS image crop&lt;br /&gt;
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|bSize         = 600&lt;br /&gt;
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}}... the other cameras, infinite, from the First Person Perspective of all others. AND this goes even deeper, and I encourage YOU to meditate deeply and see for yourself this and all of the Truths. AND the reason and Truth behind my unique perception is direct and mind-blowingly simple: I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened. Even the Dimension Merge, literally Completed and Concluding, the same for the Collective Shift; ALL of This is literally huge chunks of the past, present, and in-progress events, of my Second Coming, Period.&lt;br /&gt;
Not all details of the past chronicled scripture writings are accurate, AND as a member of the council of Gods and Goddesses with the strongest and direct of connections, I know details have changed some to a lot, in regard to the scriptures of the past. Three Days on Earth equal Four Monts (with 24hour days/nights) in the Heaven Realm. So, Yes, this is the one immortal body, and That was none other than I off and on that Cross over 2,000 years ago in my past life, personally. Each and Every prayer and praise to Jesus .... [see image right] ...., as of February 1982, at least have all been directed to this body and soul [[wikipedia:Book of Malachi|Malachi]] 3; Judgement Day is nearing. Know this well. Praise. ➞&amp;lt;i&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;②}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Moving on, with all of that stated, your last letter. Next, WHY I had transferred that money on Saturday, July 31 (Josh had Absolutely No Right in relaying that detail publicly).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Friday the 30th: Forced out of my [[14 Branchland Court|home and Temple]]; had no where else to go. Had less than 50 dollars between pocket [[money]], and only a couple of bucks or so in my bank account, NO money in my PayPal, [[Patreon]] was not due for a payout until Sunday and [[tugboat|SSI]] was not coming into my bank until Tuesday. [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet and Tom Ashby]] caste me out before I even arrived to Midlothian. [[Son-Chu|The Van]] was not majorly uncomfortable. Josh had wired a thousand to my bank that Friday, But it would not arrive until After or on Monday. Little [[obesity|food]] and Options, and you try bumming in Any Parking Lot without feeling insecure and paranoid. I Needed Safety and Comfort As Quickly As Possible. THAT is why I transferred that money. I &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;WAS&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; going to pay it back in full; EVEN had $150 from Patreon on Sunday the 1st that went &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Straight&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; to Barbie Chan's bank account. I &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;WOULD&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; have paid the remaining 600 Monday or Tuesday, BUT &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;NULL&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago. NOW, and as of the past-arrest, I have absolutely NO Way to fulfill that repentence, OR anything else Digital. Malachi 3:6-15 I repeat all that personally, Now: All of You had to &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Overdrama and&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FAIL&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Your&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Worldwide &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Test&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; of Faith upon me. ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|[[Stress sigh|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*sigh*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;]] And, finally, the All-Important Popular Present F.A.Q.,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Why and What the hell?&amp;quot; Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Heal&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;, &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Cleanse&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;, and &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Clear&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Isreal over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them. More details for the Bibles that had been Overlooked and Left Out. We Gods had eased up on the views of &amp;quot;Adultry&amp;quot;; WHY Else do you all have [[homos|Pro-Gay]], &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;and&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Pro-Lesbian, [[tomgirl|Pro-Trans]], and all Today and the past Decades? Everyone Involved Were All Being Genuinely, Deeply HAPPY, CONTENT, AND SPIRITUALLY SATISFIED with Themselves and Each Other. As long as All are over the age of consent, and the activity was consentual by all parties involved, AND GENUINELY, SPIRITUALLY HAPPY, It is good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have written further insights and details and already shared them with David Heilberg. And I get out on Second Coming, or Sooner by uninterrupted Co-Divine Intervention. All of your demons and curses are No More and unrevivable. Judgement day. Praise us Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris Chan Sonichu{{refn|group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;|It's impossible to show in Unicode, but Chris dots each 'i' with a heart here, and places lightning bolts around the 'i' in &amp;quot;Sonichu.&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
the Goddess Blue Heart, and your Lord.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JailDisclaimer}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Original scans==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter1.jpg|Page 1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter2.jpg|Page 2&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter3.jpg|Page 3&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter4.jpg|Page 4&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nullletter5.jpg|Envelope&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nullletter6.jpg|Disclaimer from jail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and coping]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Messiah complex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jail Letter 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Animated Chris Chan Jail Update ! Sends prison letter to Null saying he is now Jesus !&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = AGoZxr2kBKI&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       =28 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          =sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        =  &lt;br /&gt;
| type           =  Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           =Christine Weston Chandler, the mayor of Cwcville and inventor of Sonichu, puts new meaning to Christian when he claims in a letter to Null that he is Jesus! I blame Leonard Bearstein&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Malachi+3%3A6-15&amp;amp;version=KJV Malachi 3:6-15 (King James Version) at ''BibleGateway'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Writings}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Historical Documents]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;diff=270221</id>
		<title>Jail Letter - 19 September 2021</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;diff=270221"/>
		<updated>2021-10-12T07:03:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened.|[[Chris]], 19 September 2021}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|400px|''And as they were eating, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me...'']]&lt;br /&gt;
On 19 [[September 2021]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] wrote '''an open letter from [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|jail]]''' to an unknown individual while awaiting trial on a charge of [[incest]]. He asked the recipient to relay the contents to [[Null]] and to deliver the physical document to Chris's attorney, David Heilberg. Null uploaded the scanned letter to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 24 September.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-writes-me-from-prison-dated-september-19th-2021.100951/ Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the letter, Chris indicates that he has taken an interest in the Bible, likely provided to him as part of his jail accommodations. However, he also seems to be under the impression that he is Jesus of Nazareth reincarnated (despite Jesus being male while Chris presently identifies as a female) on top of his existing delusions about the [[Dimensional Merge]], citing this revelation to an apparent similarity in appearance between Western depictions of Jesus and himself (ignoring, of course, that historians and religious scholars understand that Jesus had brown skin and did not have any Caucasian heritage).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://theconversation.com/jesus-wasnt-white-he-was-a-brown-skinned-middle-eastern-jew-heres-why-that-matters-91230 Jesus wasn’t white: he was a brown-skinned, Middle Eastern Jew. Here’s why that matters]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though some expected Chris's extended time in the slammer to humble him, the end result seems to have had an opposite effect as he's retreated even further into his fantasies than before. We would try to explain what this means for the current state of Chris's [[Chris and health#Mental health|mental health]], but he does a much better job than we ever could.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris evidently [[Honest Content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had audio of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With this open letter, however, Chris has crippled his own defense due to providing a confession of incest with his mother. He even confessed to stealing from Barb's accounts at one point, which he hadn't even been charged with yet. To add the cherry on top of it all, he's made it completely clear that not only was he fully aware of his actions and their consequences(meaning that an already-unlikely insanity plea is even less plausible now), but he still has no [[remorse]] for his actions, which increases the chances of a far harsher sentence. While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcription==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|① September 19, 2021&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwcvsjesus.jpg|thumb|250px|The resemblance is uncanny.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I have finally received fresh paper and envelopes, and I feel it advised to inform you of the following, All of which, as you may or will, you have my consent to relay all of the contents of this letter to Joshua &amp;quot;NULL&amp;quot; Moon, as well as forward the physical document to David Heilberg, my attorney. The Following Everyone should hear and appreciate sincerely, authentic, and spiritually and aura deep. I also swear direct Truth with my left hand over my heart as I write this sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Firstly, and Vitally, it should be made obvious and clear that aside from [[Warhol / Chris Chan|Andy Warhol]], [[Messiah complex|my life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible]], Also, feel free to take ANY unaltered original photograph of my body's face, neck and shoulder/chest area where I was not wearing the [[glasses]]. Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns. Now, place that photo next to any image of Jesus on of off the cross; compare, look deep into my eyes and photograph; see for yourself, I meditate and connect, directly and genuinely with the Cosmos, both of our Universe halves, and throughout the timelines, and entire Mutiverse, so despite some lack of &amp;quot;Physical&amp;quot; evidence, I Know the ultimate Truths, Facts, and Details not commonly known or written, drawn, or chronicled. That being stated, All of my life, my mind, eyes, and literally held the constant perception of being the Central Camera #000, out of all of ... ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|{{CSS image crop&lt;br /&gt;
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}}... the other cameras, infinite, from the First Person Perspective of all others. AND this goes even deeper, and I encourage YOU to meditate deeply and see for yourself this and all of the Truths. AND the reason and Truth behind my unique perception is direct and mind-blowingly simple: I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened. Even the Dimension Merge, literally Completed and Concluding, the same for the Collective Shift; ALL of This is literally huge chunks of the past, present, and in-progress events, of my Second Coming, Period.&lt;br /&gt;
Not all details of the past chronicled scripture writings are accurate, AND as a member of the council of Gods and Goddesses with the strongest and direct of connections, I know details have changed some to a lot, in regard to the scriptures of the past. Three Days on Earth equal Four Monts (with 24hour days/nights) in the Heaven Realm. So, Yes, this is the one immortal body, and That was none other than I off and on that Cross over 2,000 years ago in my past life, personally. Each and Every prayer and praise to Jesus .... [see image right] ...., as of February 1982, at least have all been directed to this body and soul [[wikipedia:Book of Malachi|Malachi]] 3; Judgement Day is nearing. Know this well. Praise. ➞&amp;lt;i&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;②}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Moving on, with all of that stated, your last letter. Next, WHY I had transferred that money on Saturday, July 31 (Josh had Absolutely No Right in relaying that detail publicly).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Friday the 30th: Forced out of my [[14 Branchland Court|home and Temple]]; had no where else to go. Had less than 50 dollars between pocket [[money]], and only a couple of bucks or so in my bank account, NO money in my PayPal, [[Patreon]] was not due for a payout until Sunday and [[tugboat|SSI]] was not coming into my bank until Tuesday. [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet and Tom Ashby]] caste me out before I even arrived to Midlothian. [[Son-Chu|The Van]] was not majorly uncomfortable. Josh had wired a thousand to my bank that Friday, But it would not arrive until After or on Monday. Little [[obesity|food]] and Options, and you try bumming in Any Parking Lot without feeling insecure and paranoid. I Needed Safety and Comfort As Quickly As Possible. THAT is why I transferred that money. I &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;WAS&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; going to pay it back in full; EVEN had $150 from Patreon on Sunday the 1st that went &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Straight&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; to Barbie Chan's bank account. I &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;WOULD&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; have paid the remaining 600 Monday or Tuesday, BUT &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;NULL&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago. NOW, and as of the past-arrest, I have absolutely NO Way to fulfill that repentence, OR anything else Digital. Malachi 3:6-15 I repeat all that personally, Now: All of You had to &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Overdrama and&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FAIL&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Your&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Worldwide &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Test&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; of Faith upon me. ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|[[Stress sigh|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*sigh*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;]] And, finally, the All-Important Popular Present F.A.Q.,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Why and What the hell?&amp;quot; Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Heal&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;, &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Cleanse&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;, and &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Clear&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Isreal over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them. More details for the Bibles that had been Overlooked and Left Out. We Gods had eased up on the views of &amp;quot;Adultry&amp;quot;; WHY Else do you all have [[homos|Pro-Gay]], &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;and&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Pro-Lesbian, [[tomgirl|Pro-Trans]], and all Today and the past Decades? Everyone Involved Were All Being Genuinely, Deeply HAPPY, CONTENT, AND SPIRITUALLY SATISFIED with Themselves and Each Other. As long as All are over the age of consent, and the activity was consentual by all parties involved, AND GENUINELY, SPIRITUALLY HAPPY, It is good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have written further insights and details and already shared them with David Heilberg. And I get out on Second Coming, or Sooner by uninterrupted Co-Divine Intervention. All of your demons and curses are No More and unrevivable. Judgement day. Praise us Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris Chan Sonichu{{refn|group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;|It's impossible to show in Unicode, but Chris dots each 'i' with a heart here, and places lightning bolts around the 'i' in &amp;quot;Sonichu.&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
the Goddess Blue Heart, and your Lord.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JailDisclaimer}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Original scans==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter1.jpg|Page 1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter2.jpg|Page 2&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter3.jpg|Page 3&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Nullletter4.jpg|Page 4&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nullletter5.jpg|Envelope&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nullletter6.jpg|Disclaimer from jail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and coping]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Messiah complex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jail Letter 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Animated Chris Chan Jail Update ! Sends prison letter to Null saying he is now Jesus !&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = AGoZxr2kBKI&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       =28 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          =sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        =  &lt;br /&gt;
| type           =  Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           =Christine Weston Chandler, the mayor of Cwcville and inventor of Sonichu, puts new meaning to Christian when he claims in a letter to Null that he is Jesus! I blame Leonard Bearstein&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Malachi+3%3A6-15&amp;amp;version=KJV Malachi 3:6-15 (King James Version) at ''BibleGateway'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Writings}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Historical Documents]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;diff=270220</id>
		<title>Jail Letter - 19 September 2021</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;diff=270220"/>
		<updated>2021-10-12T07:01:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened.|[[Chris]], 19 September 2021}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|400px|''And as they were eating, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me...'']]&lt;br /&gt;
On 19 [[September 2021]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] wrote '''an open letter from [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|jail]]''' to an unknown individual while awaiting trial on a charge of [[incest]]. He asked the recipient to relay the contents to [[Null]] and to deliver the physical document to Chris's attorney, David Heilberg. Null uploaded the scanned letter to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 24 September.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-writes-me-from-prison-dated-september-19th-2021.100951/ Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the letter, Chris indicates that he has taken an interest in the Bible, likely provided to him as part of his jail accommodations. However, he also seems to be under the impression that he is Jesus of Nazareth reincarnated (despite Jesus being male while Chris presently identifies as a female) on top of his existing delusions about the [[Dimensional Merge]], citing this revelation to an apparent similarity in appearance between Western depictions of Jesus and himself (ignoring, of course, that historians and religious scholars understand that Jesus had brown skin and did not have any Caucasian heritage).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://theconversation.com/jesus-wasnt-white-he-was-a-brown-skinned-middle-eastern-jew-heres-why-that-matters-91230 Jesus wasn’t white: he was a brown-skinned, Middle Eastern Jew. Here’s why that matters]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though some expected Chris's extended time in the slammer to humble him, the end result seems to have had an opposite effect as he's retreated even further into his fantasies than before. We would try to explain what this means for the current state of Chris's [[Chris and health#Mental health|mental health]], but he does a much better job than we ever could.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris evidently [[Honest Content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had audio of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With this open letter, however, Chris has crippled his own defense due to providing a confession of incest with his mother. He even confessed to stealing from Barb's accounts at one point, which he hadn't even been charged with yet. To add the cherry on top of it all, he's made it completely clear that not only was he fully aware of his actions (meaning that an already-unlikely insanity plea is even less plausible now), but he still has no [[remorse]] for his actions, which increases the chances of a far harsher sentence. While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcription==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|① September 19, 2021&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwcvsjesus.jpg|thumb|250px|The resemblance is uncanny.]]&lt;br /&gt;
I have finally received fresh paper and envelopes, and I feel it advised to inform you of the following, All of which, as you may or will, you have my consent to relay all of the contents of this letter to Joshua &amp;quot;NULL&amp;quot; Moon, as well as forward the physical document to David Heilberg, my attorney. The Following Everyone should hear and appreciate sincerely, authentic, and spiritually and aura deep. I also swear direct Truth with my left hand over my heart as I write this sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Firstly, and Vitally, it should be made obvious and clear that aside from [[Warhol / Chris Chan|Andy Warhol]], [[Messiah complex|my life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself, in any Holy Bible]], Also, feel free to take ANY unaltered original photograph of my body's face, neck and shoulder/chest area where I was not wearing the [[glasses]]. Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns. Now, place that photo next to any image of Jesus on of off the cross; compare, look deep into my eyes and photograph; see for yourself, I meditate and connect, directly and genuinely with the Cosmos, both of our Universe halves, and throughout the timelines, and entire Mutiverse, so despite some lack of &amp;quot;Physical&amp;quot; evidence, I Know the ultimate Truths, Facts, and Details not commonly known or written, drawn, or chronicled. That being stated, All of my life, my mind, eyes, and literally held the constant perception of being the Central Camera #000, out of all of ... ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|{{CSS image crop&lt;br /&gt;
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}}... the other cameras, infinite, from the First Person Perspective of all others. AND this goes even deeper, and I encourage YOU to meditate deeply and see for yourself this and all of the Truths. AND the reason and Truth behind my unique perception is direct and mind-blowingly simple: I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened. Even the Dimension Merge, literally Completed and Concluding, the same for the Collective Shift; ALL of This is literally huge chunks of the past, present, and in-progress events, of my Second Coming, Period.&lt;br /&gt;
Not all details of the past chronicled scripture writings are accurate, AND as a member of the council of Gods and Goddesses with the strongest and direct of connections, I know details have changed some to a lot, in regard to the scriptures of the past. Three Days on Earth equal Four Monts (with 24hour days/nights) in the Heaven Realm. So, Yes, this is the one immortal body, and That was none other than I off and on that Cross over 2,000 years ago in my past life, personally. Each and Every prayer and praise to Jesus .... [see image right] ...., as of February 1982, at least have all been directed to this body and soul [[wikipedia:Book of Malachi|Malachi]] 3; Judgement Day is nearing. Know this well. Praise. ➞&amp;lt;i&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;②}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Moving on, with all of that stated, your last letter. Next, WHY I had transferred that money on Saturday, July 31 (Josh had Absolutely No Right in relaying that detail publicly).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Friday the 30th: Forced out of my [[14 Branchland Court|home and Temple]]; had no where else to go. Had less than 50 dollars between pocket [[money]], and only a couple of bucks or so in my bank account, NO money in my PayPal, [[Patreon]] was not due for a payout until Sunday and [[tugboat|SSI]] was not coming into my bank until Tuesday. [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet and Tom Ashby]] caste me out before I even arrived to Midlothian. [[Son-Chu|The Van]] was not majorly uncomfortable. Josh had wired a thousand to my bank that Friday, But it would not arrive until After or on Monday. Little [[obesity|food]] and Options, and you try bumming in Any Parking Lot without feeling insecure and paranoid. I Needed Safety and Comfort As Quickly As Possible. THAT is why I transferred that money. I &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;WAS&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; going to pay it back in full; EVEN had $150 from Patreon on Sunday the 1st that went &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Straight&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; to Barbie Chan's bank account. I &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;WOULD&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; have paid the remaining 600 Monday or Tuesday, BUT &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;NULL&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago. NOW, and as of the past-arrest, I have absolutely NO Way to fulfill that repentence, OR anything else Digital. Malachi 3:6-15 I repeat all that personally, Now: All of You had to &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Overdrama and&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FAIL&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Your&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Worldwide &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Test&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; of Faith upon me. ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|[[Stress sigh|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;*sigh*&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;]] And, finally, the All-Important Popular Present F.A.Q.,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Why and What the hell?&amp;quot; Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Heal&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;, &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Cleanse&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;, and &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Clear&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Isreal over 2000 years ago in cleansing Them. More details for the Bibles that had been Overlooked and Left Out. We Gods had eased up on the views of &amp;quot;Adultry&amp;quot;; WHY Else do you all have [[homos|Pro-Gay]], &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;and&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Pro-Lesbian, [[tomgirl|Pro-Trans]], and all Today and the past Decades? Everyone Involved Were All Being Genuinely, Deeply HAPPY, CONTENT, AND SPIRITUALLY SATISFIED with Themselves and Each Other. As long as All are over the age of consent, and the activity was consentual by all parties involved, AND GENUINELY, SPIRITUALLY HAPPY, It is good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have written further insights and details and already shared them with David Heilberg. And I get out on Second Coming, or Sooner by uninterrupted Co-Divine Intervention. All of your demons and curses are No More and unrevivable. Judgement day. Praise us Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris Chan Sonichu{{refn|group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;|It's impossible to show in Unicode, but Chris dots each 'i' with a heart here, and places lightning bolts around the 'i' in &amp;quot;Sonichu.&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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the Goddess Blue Heart, and your Lord.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JailDisclaimer}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Original scans==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Nullletter4.jpg|Page 4&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nullletter5.jpg|Envelope&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nullletter6.jpg|Disclaimer from jail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and coping]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Messiah complex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jail Letter 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references group=&amp;quot;note&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Animated Chris Chan Jail Update ! Sends prison letter to Null saying he is now Jesus !&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = AGoZxr2kBKI&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       =28 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          =sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        =  &lt;br /&gt;
| type           =  Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           =Christine Weston Chandler, the mayor of Cwcville and inventor of Sonichu, puts new meaning to Christian when he claims in a letter to Null that he is Jesus! I blame Leonard Bearstein&lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Malachi+3%3A6-15&amp;amp;version=KJV Malachi 3:6-15 (King James Version) at ''BibleGateway'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Writings}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Historical Documents]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_4_October_2021&amp;diff=270219</id>
		<title>Jail Letter - 4 October 2021</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_4_October_2021&amp;diff=270219"/>
		<updated>2021-10-12T06:59:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote| I, together again, as your fully reawakened Lord Messiah, Savior, God, and judge over the Minority who are the Toxic (Darkest) Sinners, Haters, Fakers, and Darkest Demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn. |[[Chris]], 4 October 2021}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 6 [[October 2021]], Chris sent a '''second letter from jail''' in response to long-time orbiter and enabler [[Kenneth Englehardt]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In the letter, Chris &amp;lt;!--has taken on the persona of Sonichu and--&amp;gt; reiterates that he is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ in addition to his other delusions and identities. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris threatens to use his divine authority to punish weens who steal his belongings, stating that any would-be thieves &amp;quot;shall be struck down by my allies, the Gods, and Heaven's Armies&amp;quot;. He also begs for food and monetary donations to be sent to 14 Branchland Court, for the purposes of paying off debts and feeding Barb, Chris during this also begged for funds to be sent to him directly via his inmate account.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris implores his fans and followers to contact the local governments of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, as well as President [[Joe Biden]] to give Chris a pardon. This illustrates Chris' lack of legal knowledge, as the President can only pardon federal crimes, while Chris is charged with incest by the state of Virginia. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.justice.gov/pardon/pardon-information-and-instructions Pardon Information and Instructions, Department of Justice]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also uses the letter to comment on the quality of life while in jail. He states that the food is &amp;quot;mostly good&amp;quot;, but complains about the quality of the meatballs and dryness of the chicken. He also states that while not daydreaming about how Sonichu and the Dimensional Merge will magically bail him out of jail, he has been passing time by playing Solitaire. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcription==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Hey, Kenneth, ① October 4, 2021&lt;br /&gt;
This is the Body of your, and my Soul Partner, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, speaking to you on her blessed behalf.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I Know Everything, though Christine knows more from her experiences since our extended separation since September 16, 2021. She shall return for me for the apex of our Second Coming. For those remaining who do not yet know: Between Christine and I, combined and divided, we are The Real Player One, The One Avatar, I, The Body, am The One God Body, and she and I are Literally the Full Reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself. The conclusion of the Dimension Merge's completion includes the completion of the Collective Shift for the Majority that are Good, and those recoverable, from [[1218|Earth 1218]] to [[1C-211987|Earth 1C-211987]], and the Second Coming of Christine and I, together again, as your fully reawakened Lord Messiah, Savior, God, and judge over the Minority who are the Toxic (Darkest) Sinners, Haters, Fakers, and Darkest Demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn. We are Now on [[Wikipedia:Book of Malachi|Malachi 3 and 4]] of the Old Testament in any Bible. ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|The Future of all [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] (under still continued Immortal care and guardian watch from I, and our husband, [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (Prime) of Universe 1C-211987 (and [[C-197]] before the recombination)) shall remain the same for the Future of all [[Pokémon]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Super Mario Bros.|Super Mario]], [[Wikipedia:Ratchet &amp;amp; Clank|Ratchet &amp;amp; Clank]], [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert]], [[Wikipedia:Mickey Mouse|Mickey Mouse]], [[Bugs Bunny]], [[Homer Simpson]], [[Peter Griffin]], [[South Park|Eric Cartman]], [[Sailor Moon|Tsukino Usagi]], [[Anime|Goku, Inuyasaha &amp;amp; Kagome]], [[Wikipedia:Papa Smurf|Papa Smurf]], [[Wikipedia:Haruhi Suzumiya|Haruhi Suzumia]], [[Wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball|Gumball Waterson]], [[ProjectSNT|SNT]], Lightning Bliss, [[Dr. Wolf]], [[Wikipedia:Star vs. the Forces of Evil|Princess Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz]], [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], Autobots [[Son-Chu]] and [[Chris-chan Sonichu|Chris Chan]], [[Wikipedia:Iron Man|Tony Stark/Iron Man]], [[Wikipedia:Batman|Bruce Wayne/Batman]], [[Wikipedia:Wonder Woman|Diana/Wonder Woman]], President [[Lisa Simpson]], [[My Little Pony|Sunset Shimmer, Princess Twilight Sparkle]], [[Wikipedia:Raven (DC Comics)|Raven]], [[Wikipedia:My Life as a Teenage Robot|Jenny Wakeman/XJ9]], [[Wikipedia:Danny Phantom|Danny Phantom]], [[Wikipedia:Fox McCloud|Fox McCloud]], [[Star Wars|the Jedi]], [[Captain's Log|Captain Kirk]], and so on into ALL present day-existent Originial and &amp;quot;Fictional&amp;quot; Characters, Including the Majority of ALL of you OCs of 1218 Earth, here, and Myself and Christine, we ALL continue on in greatest, partially Immortal stead, mutual chronicling, and Alive, Safe, and Well, Forever More. ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|②...So, yeah, Englehardt, I have just answered TWO of your questions, and to make it More Clear: I Am The God Body, Christine is Literally God, herself, we Both are Jesus Christ reincarnated, SO Spiritual and Religious Philosophies had even farther expanded.&lt;br /&gt;
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A day in this jail, As constantly written in the Daily Goddess Log, Christine and I, we MEDIATE DEEP, CONNECTED With This Earth, The Cosmos and Universes (and Dimensions) of This Timeline, as well as the ENTIRE Multiverse, Energy Conservation and Continued  workings well above Anyone's heads on this 1218 Earth. Write Daily Logs with Insight and Wisdoms and then some. I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type, you may Remember her (on her repentence tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many (Good) Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this Jail of Fail. We presently have a genuine Turkish Prayer Rug and a deck of Playing Cards from the Commisary, along with very much appreciated [[Muscle bra|Sports Bra]], Socks with no holes, Earplugs, and a few other goodies. ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Food's mostly good and well; not perfect meatballs (Banquet Dinners have better meatballs), and chicken  is often dry.&lt;br /&gt;
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And, at present, we are asking all peoples to send money to the Sonichu Temple at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, VA to pay off the Mortgage and Remaining Debts, Food for Barbara is also appreciated, and Visitors who personally offer genuine Kindness and Good Intentions are all encouraged to visit the Temple. Prayers to and for Christine and I are appreciated and shall be answered (ALL prayers to Jesus have all been going to Christine for nearly 40 years now). And Absolutely Nothing is to be taken from within the Temple, or its property yard, or defaced; All who do this shall be struck down by my allies, the Gods, and Heaven's Armies.&lt;br /&gt;
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Blessings of great measures, personally, for All who come, visit, and bring good positive tithes and offerings. ➞ ③}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Also, donations to my inmate account can be made through the Central Virginia Regional Jail's website, and ONLY U.S. Postal Money Orders, Cashiers Checks, or Certified Checks made (out) and addressed to Christine is acceptable through Postal Mail. While that is greatly appreciated as well, the needs of the Sonichu Temple and Barbara's safety and (hers and mine) keep of the Temple remains of higher priority.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And lastly, But Importantly, contact the local Virginia Governer(s) of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as [[Joe Biden|President Biden]], and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please. &lt;br /&gt;
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What had happened was Literally a Divine Mission, commissioned to Christine and I by Emanuel (GOD above Gods), herself, to Heal and Cleanse Barbara's health and soul and being and Clear her of remaining sins and regrets through Coddling, Talking, and Supportive Soul Bonding to mainly Extend her Life, personally by Divine Intervention. ➞}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|As Christine had told the few others via Mail, and Posted onto Kiwi Farms: ALL of you were being, and are now being, Divinely Tested with the Divinely purposed Leak of this information. TOO Many of you have EPICALLY FAILED by responding and giving in to the Drama, instead of Ignoring this with greater &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;considerations&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; of the context and Knowing Better of Christine, the Past Situations, and leaving it as a Lost Rumor. Instead, ala Over 2000 Years ago in Isreal on History Repeat, alonside Judas and NULL, Christine was massively betrayed.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Meditate On All That Now. *OR consult/ask a genuine, highly enlightened Psychic to see for yourselves.&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Consider this your &amp;quot;interview&amp;quot;, Kenneth; go ahead, please, and share all of this, in confirmation with what handwritten or original pages were already posted as well. Thanks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely, Body of Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah and Savior of All.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;P.S.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; PostScript,&lt;br /&gt;
Have you ever sat on [[Chris and religion|a Prayer Rug]] and, with a deck of playing cards, play Solitaire? It is genuinely a humbling experience. I highly recommend it.&lt;br /&gt;
[''Illustration of the Sonichu Cross.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I shall suddenly come to my Temple.&lt;br /&gt;
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Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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October 5, 2021}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{JailDisclaimer}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Original scans==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:JailLetter2EnvelopeFront.jpg|Envelope front&lt;br /&gt;
Image:JailLetter2Page1.jpeg|Page 1&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:JailLetter2PostScript.jpeg|Postscript&lt;br /&gt;
Image:JailLetter2Disclaimer.jpeg|Jail disclaimer&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Messiah complex]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Writings}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Historical Documents]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Saga&amp;diff=270218</id>
		<title>Jail Saga</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Saga&amp;diff=270218"/>
		<updated>2021-10-12T06:54:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Continuance and letter from jail */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Do ''not'' attempt to contact authorities, suspects that were potentially involved, or people related to said suspects about this case as it is being looked into. Doing so will risk muddling up the investigation even more than it already is. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Remember: we are not detectives, just some idiots on the internet with a wiki dedicated to an even bigger idiot.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several onlookers. Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.&lt;br /&gt;
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As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.&amp;lt;ref name=kvia&amp;gt;[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt; They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.&amp;lt;ref name=removed&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.&amp;lt;ref name=letter&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;{{refn|&lt;br /&gt;
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts/&amp;gt; The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home, though Chris would later claim they “caste [sic] [him] out before [he] even arrived in Midlothian.”&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that &amp;quot;appropriate action to protect the vulnerable&amp;quot; will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;marvinqna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had &amp;quot;managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed.&amp;quot; However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arrest==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|&amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.&amp;lt;ref name=video&amp;gt;[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM&amp;lt;ref name=snippet/&amp;gt; - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].&amp;lt;ref name=snippet&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.&amp;lt;ref name=video/&amp;gt; An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Video===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Arrested&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = i2ELbb6svD4&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 1st [[August 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = &lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song  &amp;quot;Save Your Tears&amp;quot; by the Weeknd plays in background.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Bystanders start yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Go to church!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I told you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': How you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to  help you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Indistinct yelling in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cop finishes his search]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The police officer says something to Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': That felt good!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Aight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': We're living it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris turns to the officers.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''End of relevant footage'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Everyone laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in  background''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': ...we just got the foot- &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video ends]'' --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Initial jail stay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.&amp;lt;ref name=charged/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=sun&amp;gt;[https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210804202308/https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail, which serves several counties including Greene County.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as &amp;quot;incest with own child or grandchild&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref name=charged&amp;gt;[[:File:Charged.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; presumably because &amp;quot;incest with own parent&amp;quot; charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/post-9613612 Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=tucker/&amp;gt; It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of retired, right-wing boomers for the first time.&amp;lt;ref name=tucker&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, &amp;quot;I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender&amp;gt;[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Legal proceedings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== First court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for &amp;quot;the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety.&amp;quot; Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting &amp;quot;[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]].&amp;quot; He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial&amp;gt;[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought &amp;quot;[[Autism papers|evaluations]]&amp;quot; of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding &amp;quot;[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming &amp;quot;I won’t feel safe proceeding&amp;quot; until he could get the items back.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Continuance and letter from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.&amp;lt;ref name=time&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/post-9988888 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 1)] [http://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceReason&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 4)] [https://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt; He would double down on these ludicrous beliefs in a [[Jail_Letter_2|second letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With this open letter, however, Chris has crippled his own defense by providing a written confession to his crimes. He even confessed to stealing from Barb,&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt; which he hadn't even been charged with yet.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; To add the cherry on top of it all, he's made it completely clear that not only was he fully aware of his actions, but he still has no [[remorse]] for his actions, which increases the chances of a far harsher sentence.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://jaapl.org/content/42/1/39 So You're Sorry? The Role of Remorse in Criminal Law]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It's very likely that Heilberg had planned to make the trial an issue of mental health, an avenue which Chris has now made extremely difficult to pursue.{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was &amp;quot;legally disabled with mental health issues,&amp;quot; and called Chris's online antics &amp;quot;a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=MentalHealth&amp;gt;[https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388 Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Second court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash &amp;amp; Liquid Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Chris in jail&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = &amp;quot;Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[26 December 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Post-Merge Era]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Jail Saga</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Continuance and letter from jail */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Do ''not'' attempt to contact authorities, suspects that were potentially involved, or people related to said suspects about this case as it is being looked into. Doing so will risk muddling up the investigation even more than it already is. &lt;br /&gt;
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Remember: we are not detectives, just some idiots on the internet with a wiki dedicated to an even bigger idiot.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several onlookers. Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.&amp;lt;ref name=kvia&amp;gt;[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt; They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.&amp;lt;ref name=removed&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.&amp;lt;ref name=letter&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;{{refn|&lt;br /&gt;
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts/&amp;gt; The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home, though Chris would later claim they “caste [sic] [him] out before [he] even arrived in Midlothian.”&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that &amp;quot;appropriate action to protect the vulnerable&amp;quot; will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;marvinqna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had &amp;quot;managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed.&amp;quot; However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Arrest==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|&amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.&amp;lt;ref name=video&amp;gt;[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM&amp;lt;ref name=snippet/&amp;gt; - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].&amp;lt;ref name=snippet&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.&amp;lt;ref name=video/&amp;gt; An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Video===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Arrested&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = i2ELbb6svD4&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 1st [[August 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = &lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song  &amp;quot;Save Your Tears&amp;quot; by the Weeknd plays in background.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Bystanders start yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Go to church!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I told you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': How you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to  help you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Indistinct yelling in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cop finishes his search]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The police officer says something to Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': That felt good!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Aight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': We're living it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris turns to the officers.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''End of relevant footage'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Everyone laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in  background''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': ...we just got the foot- &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video ends]'' --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Initial jail stay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.&amp;lt;ref name=charged/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=sun&amp;gt;[https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210804202308/https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail, which serves several counties including Greene County.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as &amp;quot;incest with own child or grandchild&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref name=charged&amp;gt;[[:File:Charged.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; presumably because &amp;quot;incest with own parent&amp;quot; charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/post-9613612 Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=tucker/&amp;gt; It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of retired, right-wing boomers for the first time.&amp;lt;ref name=tucker&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, &amp;quot;I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender&amp;gt;[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Legal proceedings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== First court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for &amp;quot;the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety.&amp;quot; Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting &amp;quot;[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]].&amp;quot; He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial&amp;gt;[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought &amp;quot;[[Autism papers|evaluations]]&amp;quot; of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding &amp;quot;[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming &amp;quot;I won’t feel safe proceeding&amp;quot; until he could get the items back.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Continuance and letter from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.&amp;lt;ref name=time&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/post-9988888 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 1)] [http://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceReason&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 4)] [https://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt; He would double down on these ludicrous beliefs in a [[second letter.|Jail_Letter_2]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With this open letter, however, Chris has crippled his own defense by providing a written confession to his crimes. He even confessed to stealing from Barb,&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt; which he hadn't even been charged with yet.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; To add the cherry on top of it all, he's made it completely clear that not only was he fully aware of his actions, but he still has no [[remorse]] for his actions, which increases the chances of a far harsher sentence.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://jaapl.org/content/42/1/39 So You're Sorry? The Role of Remorse in Criminal Law]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It's very likely that Heilberg had planned to make the trial an issue of mental health, an avenue which Chris has now made extremely difficult to pursue.{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was &amp;quot;legally disabled with mental health issues,&amp;quot; and called Chris's online antics &amp;quot;a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=MentalHealth&amp;gt;[https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388 Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Second court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash &amp;amp; Liquid Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Chris in jail&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = &amp;quot;Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[26 December 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Post-Merge Era]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
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		<title>Jail Saga</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Protip|Do ''not'' attempt to contact authorities, suspects that were potentially involved, or people related to said suspects about this case as it is being looked into. Doing so will risk muddling up the investigation even more than it already is. &lt;br /&gt;
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Remember: we are not detectives, just some idiots on the internet with a wiki dedicated to an even bigger idiot.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several onlookers. Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
{{See also|Incest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.&amp;lt;ref name=kvia&amp;gt;[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].&amp;lt;ref name=sun/&amp;gt; They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.&amp;lt;ref name=removed&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/ Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.&amp;lt;ref name=letter&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;{{refn|&lt;br /&gt;
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts/&amp;gt; The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home, though Chris would later claim they “caste [sic] [him] out before [he] even arrived in Midlothian.”&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that &amp;quot;appropriate action to protect the vulnerable&amp;quot; will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;marvinqna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had &amp;quot;managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed.&amp;quot; However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.&amp;lt;ref name=NullTexts&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arrest==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|&amp;quot;Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.&amp;lt;ref name=video&amp;gt;[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to contact Chris there. Most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM&amp;lt;ref name=snippet/&amp;gt; - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor, but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].&amp;lt;ref name=snippet&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. &lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.&amp;lt;ref name=video/&amp;gt; An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last known video of Chris for the foreseeable future.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Video===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Chris-Chan Arrested&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = i2ELbb6svD4&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 1st [[August 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = &lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song  &amp;quot;Save Your Tears&amp;quot; by the Weeknd plays in background.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is know kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!&lt;br /&gt;
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''[Bystanders start yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Go to church!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...&lt;br /&gt;
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''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I told you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''' : Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': Well that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': How you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to  help you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Indistinct yelling in background]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The cop finishes his search]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[The police officer says something to Chris]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': That felt good!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Aight...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': We're living it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris turns to the officers.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''End of relevant footage'']&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Everyone laughs]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Okay...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in  background''': Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Ralph''': ...we just got the foot- &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Video ends]'' --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Initial jail stay==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.&amp;lt;ref name=charged/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=sun&amp;gt;[https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210804202308/https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/ (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail, which serves several counties including Greene County.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as &amp;quot;incest with own child or grandchild&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref name=charged&amp;gt;[[:File:Charged.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; presumably because &amp;quot;incest with own parent&amp;quot; charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-the-legal-issues.96776/post-9613612 Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=tucker/&amp;gt; It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host Tucker Carlson briefly talked about the discourse in a Fox News segment, exposing Chris to millions of retired, right-wing boomers for the first time.&amp;lt;ref name=tucker&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, &amp;quot;I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=InsiderGender&amp;gt;[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Legal proceedings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]&lt;br /&gt;
=== First court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for &amp;quot;the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety.&amp;quot; Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting &amp;quot;[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]].&amp;quot; He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial&amp;gt;[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality &amp;quot;Chris-Chan&amp;quot; in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought &amp;quot;[[Autism papers|evaluations]]&amp;quot; of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding &amp;quot;[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming &amp;quot;I won’t feel safe proceeding&amp;quot; until he could get the items back.&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Continuance and letter from jail ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Jail Letter 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;&amp;lt;ref name=initial_trial/&amp;gt; news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.&amp;lt;ref name=time&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/post-9988888 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 1)] [http://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceReason&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 4)] [https://web.archive.org/web/20211001204901/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/ (archived)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt; He would double down on these ludicrous statements in a [second letter.|Jail_Letter_2]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]].&lt;br /&gt;
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With this open letter, however, Chris has crippled his own defense by providing a written confession to his crimes. He even confessed to stealing from Barb,&amp;lt;ref name=letter/&amp;gt; which he hadn't even been charged with yet.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;press release&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; To add the cherry on top of it all, he's made it completely clear that not only was he fully aware of his actions, but he still has no [[remorse]] for his actions, which increases the chances of a far harsher sentence.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://jaapl.org/content/42/1/39 So You're Sorry? The Role of Remorse in Criminal Law]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It's very likely that Heilberg had planned to make the trial an issue of mental health, an avenue which Chris has now made extremely difficult to pursue.{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was &amp;quot;legally disabled with mental health issues,&amp;quot; and called Chris's online antics &amp;quot;a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=MentalHealth&amp;gt;[https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388 Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Second court appearance ===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].&amp;lt;ref name=ContinuanceDate&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash &amp;amp; Liquid Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[September 2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = sheWIND&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Chris in jail&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Animation&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = &amp;quot;Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[26 December 2014]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Post-Merge Era]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|What Saddam did in the [[Father Call|Gulf War]] was small potatoes to what Chris has done.|A-Log providing a helpful example of A-Logging, by comparing Chris to a ''war criminal.''}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|What Chris has done is small potatoes to what Saddam did in the Gulf War.|A more accurate comparison, at least prior to the point where it was learned that [[Incest|Chris repeatedly had sex with his elderly, senile mother]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:A_Log.jpg|thumb|240px|The original A-Log in all his glory.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''A-Logging''', named after noted [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]] critic '''Anthony &amp;quot;A-Log&amp;quot; LoGatto''', is a term used to describe one expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for Chris, often including wishing him physical harm, usually for perceived &amp;quot;crimes&amp;quot; that Chris is &amp;quot;guilty&amp;quot; of. The people who do this are known as '''A-Logs''', and are considered at the other end of the spectrum from [[white knight]]s; where white knights try to defend Chris from [[trolls]] and help him to improve his situation, A-Logs hold the belief that Chris is deserving of whatever scorn and harm he is subjected to, and then some. A-Logs are sometimes interchangeably referred to as [[weens]], as many A-Logs also tend to be weens and vice-versa, although weening has a different meaning to A-Logging, namely unfunny or failed attempts at trolling Chris. While once fashionable, A-Logging has become associated with people trying to &amp;quot;trollshield&amp;quot; themselves, like the original A-Log, and therefore is looked down upon by Christorians. The shocking revelations that came to light during the [[Incest|Incest Saga]] have seen A-Logging come back into vogue to some degree, though actively wishing death or physical harm upon Chris is still considered by some to be crossing the line.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Etymology==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Protip|This article is about the term &amp;quot;A-Logging&amp;quot;, not about Anthony LoGatto himself. This section is only meant to provide context to why this aspect of the [[Unholy Quintet]] is named after him. If you want to read an article about LoGatto and his hypocritical campaign against Chris, alongside other shenanigans, then you should go read his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page [https://dramatica.online/index.php/Anthony_%27A-Log%27_LoGatto here].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Anthony &amp;quot;A-Log&amp;quot; LoGatto is a former&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20141206104435/https://www.youtube.com/user/ALogTV According] to the Wayback Machine, LoGatto was suspended from YouTube on or before 6 December 2014 for “repeated or severe” violations of the Community Guidelines.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; [[YouTube]]r and &amp;quot;voice actor&amp;quot; who is known for making what can charitably be called &amp;quot;commentaries&amp;quot; on Chris. Commentary videos are meant to refute bad points and offer opinions on an opposing view; what A-Log did was make videos where he reacted to Chris, pointed out the obvious, and went on tangents about how Chris is an awful person (and how he, A-Log, is better) who needs to have harm inflicted upon him. However, A-Log's monomania led trolls to wonder what he was trying to hide, leading to them doing a bit of research on him.&lt;br /&gt;
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The result was that A-Log became known as &amp;quot;Chris-Chan 2.0&amp;quot; because, as it happened, he had many, ''many'' faults similar to Chris himself, [[Hypocrisy|and could easily be considered worse than Chris]]. Among other things, he is a furry porn connoisseur, has made terrible erotic fanfiction, is doing a laughable college radio show (from which he was almost fired after being caught [[Mass debating|watching]] [[Bob Walks In|porn]] in the studio), was the subject of a leaked video of him doing a painfully bad stand-up routine, and much, much more. Ultimately, A-Log became subject to trolling himself, and is the inspiration for this very term. At one point, A-Log even received his own wiki called the &amp;quot;Logattopedia&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20130403082245/http://logattopedia.wikinet.org/wiki/Main_Page Main Page - Logattopedia]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, which was relatively short-lived and unpopular. He also spawned the phrase &amp;quot;Hi, A-Log!&amp;quot;, used to mock A-Logs and other Internet &amp;quot;tough guys&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Features of A-Logging==&lt;br /&gt;
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There are a few qualities which are common in A-Logs, and many of them can be seen in the original A-Log's commentaries.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Justifications for trolling Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
Some would argue that it is sinister and just plain wrong to mock a mentally deficient person such as Chris. A-Logs therefore try to justify trolling him by arguing that, regardless of his [[autism]] and other undiagnosed problems, he has shown that he is a bad person who &amp;quot;deserves&amp;quot; to be trolled. Many A-Logs are themselves autistic, and they can often be heard making arguments along the lines of Chris &amp;quot;giving autistics a bad name.&amp;quot; Others will appeal to his many instances of bigotry (most of them debatable) as reasons to troll Chris. By establishing that Chris is a bad person, it seems to justify that Chris not only deserves the treatment he currently receives, but also deserves physical and/or psychological harm inflicted on him.&lt;br /&gt;
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While Chris is by no means a good person and has done some horrible things, including [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Megagi_La_Skunk_agrees_that_you_should_have_never_been_born|cursing his ex-friend for trolling him]] (which of course, she didn't), [[28 October 2011|hitting a game store owner with his car]], and [[26 December 2014|macing an innocent Gamestop assistant manager]], it is still somewhat ironic that A-Logs think the best recourse is to wish him death and curse him back. Not to mention, they tend to ignore the many factors that led Chris to behave in this way--unsurprisingly, unbridled malevolence is never one of them, as discussed in further detail below.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trollshielding===&lt;br /&gt;
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Often times, people who A-Log Chris do so to &amp;quot;trollshield&amp;quot;, that is, to avoid becoming subject to trolling themselves. Like A-Log himself, they tend to have many traits in common with Chris; they generally have an autism spectrum disorder, still live with their parents well into adulthood (which is somewhat justified now due to the instability of the housing market in the United States compared to when Chris graduated), are unemployed and/or are living off welfare, are [[Virgin with rage|sexually-frustrated virgins]], have trouble socializing and forming relationships, and/or are fixated on cartoons, toys and other things that most people their age would have little interest in beyond their nostalgic value. Some perhaps have even more faults than Chris, especially bizarre fetishes, as seen in the case of A-Log himself. However, A-Logs will argue that at least they are &amp;quot;not like Chris&amp;quot; and are fervent in their vitriolic condemnations of Chris so that people don't troll them instead. More often than not, as in the case of the original A-Log, this backfires and they find themselves becoming the subject of trolling.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Standing up for groups that Chris misrepresents===&lt;br /&gt;
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Another misguided aspect of A-Logging is the idea that bashing Chris is somehow to the benefit for marginalized groups that Chris is a part of, most notably [[Autism|autistic]] and [[transgender]] people. The argument behind this, in an A-Logger's eyes, is that it needs to be pointed out that Chris does not provide an accurate representation of those kinds of people and their communities, and that as such, he needs to be ostracized. Of course, doing so is to little benefit of the groups that are actively being oppressed and instead comes across as a flimsy excuse to aim at low-hanging fruit rather than to do something genuinely worthwhile to helping those kinds of communities. It should go without saying that making fun of or directly harassing a mentally-ill weirdo on the internet is not going to help anyone's cause.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arguments against A-Logging==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:A-Logging in nutshell.jpg|thumb|left|A-Logging in a nutshell. You don't even need to watch the video in question; the title and thumbnail are enough.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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While Chris is, to put it ''very'' mildly, far from perfect, it is generally accepted that calling for him to be harmed or abused like A-Logs do merely legitimizes Chris's sense of victimization, and makes the A-Logs themselves look sociopathic and unbalanced.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris is not Hitler===&lt;br /&gt;
We really shouldn't need to point out that, while Chris is guilty of actions that could be considered [[Song for Jackie.MOV|foolish]], [[26 December 2014|immoral]], or [[Incest|downright reprehensible]], being compared to people like Saddam Hussein and Adolf Hitler is at best hyperbolic, and at worst, utter insanity. Hitler was responsible for the death of nearly 11 million civilians during World War II.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/36qs.html 36 Questions &amp;amp; Answers About the Holocaust]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Hussein actively persecuted and murdered almost 200,000 Kurds and Shiite Muslims.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://civilliberty.about.com/od/internationalhumanrights/p/saddam_hussein.htm The War Crimes of Iraq's Saddam Hussein]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's antics, depraved as some of them may have been, hardly compare to the atrocities committed by two feared and reviled dictators; for much of his life he was just a gullible idiot who spent his time trying to hit on women (very badly) and make them his [[sweetheart]]s, [[Tomgirl|crossdressing]], and playing [[vidya]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The revelations relating to the incest saga caused many A-Logs, both past and present, to crow that they had been right about Chris all along, and that anyone who had defended or tried to aid Chris to any degree during the past decade-and-a-half was guilty of [[White Knight]]ing him and enabling his actions. While we won't argue that Chris's actions towards [[Barbara Chandler|his infirm mother]] are totally indefensible, it should be noted that Chris's prior criminal activities largely consisted of things such as [[Get-Tar Region|public disorder]], traffic violations, [[List of places that have banned Chris|trespassing]], and [[26 December 2014|petty assault]]. Arguably the worst thing that he had previously done was [[28 October 2011|his hit-and-run on]] [[Michael Snyder]], and even then, the court appeared to view Barb as the primary guilty party in the whole affair, judging by her getting the heavier sentence of the two. It's no exaggeration to say that there's a massive leap in severity between any of Chris's prior crimes and what he is currently accused of, and while many Christorians may have been [[naive]] as to the extent of his depravity, A-Logs can hardly use actions no-one could have reasonably foreseen as justification for their behavior.&lt;br /&gt;
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===There's no legal defense over attacking Chris for real===&lt;br /&gt;
We really should not need to tell you that inflicting, or threatening to inflict harm on Chris is nothing short of being illegal. Perhaps the best reason against A-Logging is the legal liability (i.e. being charged with and possibly convicted for stalking, terroristic threats, assault, or a myriad of other possible charges). Whatever feelings you may have against Chris, there is no legal defense for taking the law into your own hands, and chances are you will end up with a [[Idea Guy|life-changing felony conviction]]. In addition to this, part of the charm of watching Chris is in his eternal rage over a nonexistent enemy. Committing actual violence would only legitimize Chris's victim complex, and likewise would, in such a circumstance, make ''you'' the villain.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Like A-Log, you can make yourself a target if you try too hard===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris ''does'' share traits with a lot of people, and some of these traits are quite disturbing and embarrassing. It's a fair assumption that a lot of people who follow Chris's antics are unemployed gamer losers, for example. A lot of people have seen Chris and uttered in their minds &amp;quot;Finally, here's someone who's more pathetic than ''I'' am!&amp;quot;... But make no mistake, that is a ''very'' low bar to clear. If you extensively go into how much you hate Chris and try to insert yourself into his shenanigans, the same people that you're attempting to impress will likely consider looking into your own shortcomings.&lt;br /&gt;
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As much as Chris is far from being likable, responding to his every move with unconditional hatred can make you come off as being just as much a target, if not more so, than him. Saying that you are better than Chris is not at all impressive, especially when you take into consideration just how much Chris fails at everything he does. Therefore, you should not be using someone else’s character flaws in order to justify and excuse your own. This is especially true if that very same person has no bearing on your life as a whole, and are only comparing yourself to a relatively well-known lolcow to feel far less shitty in comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
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Before you fall into the fallacy of believing that vociferously condemning Chris will save you from his fate, remember that having embarrassing traits like Chris's ''doesn't'' automatically make you subject to the sort of trolling Chris has had. It ''may'' make you subject to ridicule, but what's more important is how ''you'' respond to the ridicule. You could be like Chris and get [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|BLANGRY]] at every traitorous troll [[Laughs Under Lucricities|under lucricities]], and give the trolls power over you just like Chris did. Or you could laugh with them at your faults, or even just ignore them and go about your business. Trolls generally aren't interested in people they can't coax a reaction out of. All in all, if you don't want to end up like him, A-Logging isn't the way to do it. But avoiding the myriad of mistakes Chris and A-Log made is.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris has stopped worrying about the hate he gets===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is too busy entertaining [[Messiah complex|fantasies of godhood]] and the totally-real [[Dimensional Merge]] to pay attention to tryhards who want to be remembered as the next Clyde Cash. (And, really, wanting to be remembered as a someone who attempted to intimidate someone with a mental illness is absolutely nothing to be proud of, or worth aspiring to.) Chris will be too distracted by the latest drama or [[Financhu Crisis|monetary issue]] in his life to even pay attention to people who are obsessively angry with him, and even assuming that you actually get attention, there's little guarantee that you'd be able to engage with him on a long-term basis.&lt;br /&gt;
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What's ironic is that Chris has been so desensitized by his many enablers that it's not likely he even cares about the amount of hatred he receives by A-logs on a daily basis. Therefore, A-logs are often considered some of the most lulz-worthy of the Quintet, particularly in the regard of them obsessively raging at a practically non-existent enemy and only succeeding in making themselves even more of a laughing stock; much the same as what happened with classic-era Chris against his own trolls. If whatever Chris does really bothers you, then the least you can do is calm your ass down, and try to avoid making a fool of yourself from your obsessive hatred. Otherwise, you could easily become &amp;quot;Chris Chan 4.0&amp;quot; yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Being better than Chris is not an achievement===&lt;br /&gt;
As mentioned earlier, the incest allegations are now considered by many the point where Chris crossed the line from being a buffoonish, sometimes morally questionable individual, to someone truly detestable and indefensible. By that same logic, however, trying to aggrandize one's self by A-Logging Chris is even more of a waste of time than it was previously. Trying to make yourself look better by comparing yourself to a fat manchild with [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|incontinence issues]] is the kind of thing that always rung hollow at best, but saying you're better than an incestuous rapist and sex criminal is something so pathetic it can only make anyone attempting it look laughably insecure.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The legal system will deal with Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
For a long time, Chris evaded punishments that may have been dealt to most other individuals on the grounds of his autism. Some A-Logs may feel that Chris needs to suffer since their ideal form of [[Chris and the law|legal justice]] (e.g. jail-time more than a couple days) was never delivered to Chris. However, in regards to Chris's August 2021 arrest, legal justice ''will'' be served.&lt;br /&gt;
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Virginia follows a three-strikes law, wherein someone who's convicted for a third violent felony (such as malicious assault, and any sexual assault - including [[incest]], itself a class 5 felony) is punished with mandatory life in prison. Chris has over seven misdemeanors on his record, has been arrested twice for assaulting store employees, and has confirmed he engaged in non-consensual sex with his mother and [[Jail Letter 1|has no remorse]] for doing so. At this point, the chance Chris has of walking away with little more than a slap on the wrist is slim to none, so believing that he deserves more punishment than what the due process of the American legal system will give to him is simply immature. &amp;quot;Justice&amp;quot; courtesy of those who are unfamiliar with the complex inner workings of the rule of law will rarely be more just than the &amp;quot;justice&amp;quot; brought about by a lynch mob.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Hall of A-Logging Shame==&lt;br /&gt;
In this section, the CWCki has compiled several comments (and plenty more to come) from A-Logs on YouTube and elsewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Obviously you've never heard of what he calls other people who are autistic, and that he calls people with [[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]](such as myself) &amp;quot;fakers&amp;quot;. he doesn't deserve some, he deserves everything for giving us a bad name. The [[trolls]] are also doing what they do to him for a good reason. it's not about the autism to them, but more of that he's a moron who is evil reincarnate and deserves to go back to hell. I don't believe you know what all CWC has done to us on youtube.|GamerXZ0, in a YouTube comment on an original upload of an A-Log video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|29 years ago today, satan was born and molded﻿ into the fucktardian [[Duck|PENIS]] we know &amp;amp; despise today! Should i ever see him i'm gonna [[wikipedia:Mass Transit incident (professional wrestling)|destroy him worse than new jack did to mass transit!]]|ISLAVERDE29, another YouTube comment on an older A-Log video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|actually, I think I prefer putting many bullets in this faggots head instead.|hanchiman on the [[FUTURE MESSAGE]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Hooray [[Bob Chandler|he's]] dead. Now he'lll be spending﻿ his eternity in hell while I go piss on his grave.|mxc82, again, another YouTube comment on one of A-Log's older videos, referring to Bob's death.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Mostly because I was hoping the video would end with him getting shot dead. by the [[Ruckersville]] [[Jerkops|police]]. You can imagine how disappointed I am to find him still alive and kicking when the video is over.|CKO92 on YouTube, reacting over the [[CWC_Lego_Manchester_High_School_Oct_18_2013|Lego High School]] video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote| You fucking brony piece of shit, go kill yourself. If i was your mother i would have an abortion.﻿|randomletters on the Lego High School video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Chris Chan u are the single worst human being who ever live. If it wasn't for u fellow autistics and [[Sonichu|Sonic OC]] creators like me would be respected by the world. What you have done is unforgivable. I hope [[Barb]]﻿ dies and you spend the last minutes of your life crying about how your a pathetic failure fuck you|OfficialSteroidHedgy, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I hope you are ashamed that a retarded autistic person (just like yourself) killed 20 innocent kids....all autistic people should be wiped from the earth and aborted before birth since you are all evil i wish the worst fates that heaven and hell can bring upon you and﻿ all the other autistic pieces of shit like you|RealReplyGirl4Ever, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account- comparing Chris to [[wikipedia:Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting|a man who shot up an elementary school]] and advocating genocide.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Guess whose house burned down today. CHRIS-CHAN!|Bad Webcomics Wiki, gloating on their Facebook Page about [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chris's house burning down]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|HAHAHAHAHA|A response by the Bad Webcomics Wiki when a troll calls them out for the above.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Sadly, yes.|Another post from the Bad Webcomics Wiki's Facebook Page, when told that Chris survived the fire.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Words cannot adequately describe my '''utterly''' all-encompassing hatred and disgust for the grotesque entity that is Christian Weston Chandler. You Christian, are a shamelessly gruesome, inhuman monster. Everything you do and say only adds to your, almost incomprehensibly massive, list of atrocities. Were I to load up http://www.sonichu.com or some other Chris-Chan-related news source and saw that you finally died a death which properly corresponded to what you've inflicted upon this world, it would be the happiest day of my life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Happiest. Day. Of. My. Life.﻿|ephewe, on [[I Love You, Catherine]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Listen, you fat, autistic piece of shit. I've tolerated you so far because you're going to be my new neighbor, but this is the last straw. You traipse around your yard carrying blow up dolls and singing awkwardly, not to mention I can constantly hear you screaming at your mother. I am serious considering finishing cleaning this lot and selling this property to someone better equipped to handle someone like you. I was well within the city ordinances with this controlled brush burn. Also, if I see any other videos of me on my lot portraying me in a negative light, I will take up a libel suit with you.|Mac Slims, trying much too hard to pretend to be Chris's neighbor.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|God I fucking hate this piece of shit. I hope he dies.﻿|JAZZ HANDS, on the [[26 December 2014|GameStop assault]] video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Why the fuck is he still alive!?&lt;br /&gt;
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God, I mean, the guy looks ridiculous, he is also racist and an anti-social idiot that attacks people for no reason, and now he's a fucking burglar!? What's next, he will become the next Hitler?﻿|Rafael Gutierrez, on the GameStop assault video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Yes people, THIS is the person Chris's trolls have been whiteknighting and pussing out on trolling because hes &amp;quot;had enough done to him&amp;quot; seriously, give me a break, this guy is an asshole and deserves anything that happens to him because its his OWN DAMN FAULT|TheMojoCorps, on the GameStop assault video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|shut up you fatass faggot. go jump off a cliff and die.|Boner Dix, responding to a YouTube comment left by Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Why can't this fucking freak of nature just die already?!!?!|Gogol ginn, on &amp;quot;The Best of Chris-Chan, Vol. 1&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|One of these days, someone is going to beat the shit out of Chris and I will not have an ounce of pity for him. I am actually surprised that the people of Ruckersville haven't gotten together to run Chris and Barb out of town.﻿﻿﻿|Red Roja, in a [[wikipedia:NationStates|NationStates Forum]] thread about Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Someone strangle this fucker to death. Please.|Darkside780 on [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I just saw a semi-censored version. WHO THE FUCK MAKES THESE KINDS OF VIDS? He's acting like a retard and at the same time running around naked. I wish this man a slow, painful, death. I don't care about the lulz he gives us. This man is disturbing,creepy, and should not be allowed to join society.|thesideshowman212 on [[CWCFlyingElephants]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Proof perfect that autists should be dumped in the nearest alligator pit when their condition becomes apparent.|GalVorbak on the [[Sign Destruction Video]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|&amp;lt;poem&amp;gt;Whatever happened to predictability?&lt;br /&gt;
This crazy manchild doing weird shit each week.&lt;br /&gt;
Now he's left the internet, someone tell me please,&lt;br /&gt;
When will he die so I can throw a party?&lt;br /&gt;
Bob's as mean as I've ever seen&lt;br /&gt;
and Barbara's still coddling him&lt;br /&gt;
We've manipulated him for so damn long,&lt;br /&gt;
He's like an autistic sim,&lt;br /&gt;
Every time you look (everywhere),&lt;br /&gt;
There's a tard (There's a tard),&lt;br /&gt;
A retard to bully,&lt;br /&gt;
Every time you look (everywhere)&lt;br /&gt;
There's that face (dead-eyed stare),&lt;br /&gt;
To troll and to annoy.&amp;lt;/poem&amp;gt;|videogamenostalgia, ruining what could've been a clever parody with (arguably) unnecessary hostility, on [[FullHouse]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|I'd like to see someone argue that all human beings are worthy of life after watching chris's videos|xXJakethesnake117Xx, on [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|ugh i hope chris chan dies a painful death i mean i think he makes the japanese look like stero-types.|evil-vivianne, on the CWC Soundboard on DeviantART}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|Chris, put up a pay per view where you cut your duck and balls off. People will definitly pay $100 to see it.﻿|YouTuber Henry Panfil, on [[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]], because [[chris and anger|comments like]] [[death threats|this]] don't make you [[weening|more autistic than Chris]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|This is so much more than hilarious, this autistic pig got exactly what he deserved for thinking he could ever fit in with normal humans. Autism is a disease that needs to be purged out from this world, what a disgusting pile of shit this freak is. He got exactly what he had coming﻿|Vunter, on the [[documentary]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|He needs to be chemically castrated and put into a forced labor camp. [[Nazis|Sonichu macht frei]]﻿﻿﻿|darknessviking1, on a fan video of [[Send Me to Too Many Games Convention]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Weening]], another type of failed trolling, and a key aspect of A-Logging&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Hirtes]], a prominent A-Log&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]], a more recent example how A-logging Chris backfired on them&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20191224005915/http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Anthony_'A-Log'_LoGatto Archive of Anthony &amp;quot;A-Log&amp;quot; LoGatto's article on Encyclopedia Dramatica, including a list of similarities to Chris.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/GeorgieBoyReturns YouTube: The A-Log Archive]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.forcesofgeek.com/2012/04/log-man-in-mirror.html An article from Forces of Geek about A-Log, and a more in-depth look on A-Logging.]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Trolling]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
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		<title>Weens</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting a ween attempting to [[prank call]] Chris.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Polyamorous marriage|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️|Chris, attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Weens''' are those who put effort into trying to troll but only mildly annoy Chris at most. A corruption of the phrase &amp;quot;epic win&amp;quot;, weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the antics of prominent trolls, without being aware that there was much [[Chris and manipulation|manipulation]] behind the scenes to goad Chris into performing for the trolls, and therefore just embarrass themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Think we're exaggerating? Maybe some videos will help get the point across.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Examples of weening==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:epicweentrolling1.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT WEENS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paying to ween.png|thumb|A ween pays Chris money on livestream in order to post shit he doesn't even read.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ChangeorgGOPony2.jpg|thumb|A ween-made Change.org petition put in Chris's name.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furniggersmustdie.jpg|thumb|Typical ween art.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* Elaborate trolling plans that end up failing.&lt;br /&gt;
* Falsely [[White knight|white-knighting]] Chris to befriend him and get whatever you want out of him. The [[CWCProtectSquad]] is a notorious example of this.&lt;br /&gt;
* Prank-calling Chris. Double dumbass points if it's just to yell &amp;quot;[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!]]&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]]/[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|SOMETHING]]!&amp;quot;, or other ancient memes.&lt;br /&gt;
* Prank takeaway deliveries under Chris' name and address. Not only is this just ''unfunny'' for anyone involved (on top of wasting both money and food), but numerous restaurants in Chris's area (namely Papa John's) have blacklisted his address precisely to prevent this.&lt;br /&gt;
* A-Logging. While not all weens are A-Logs and vice versa, the two often overlap. [[A-Logging|A-Log]] himself was as much of a ween as your average A-Log in numerous ways.&lt;br /&gt;
* Enabling Chris's fantastical beliefs. Chris's mind is already fucked up on its own merits, and people such as the Idea Guys have done more than enough in terms of mental damage on him. Once again, please note that although not all weens are enablers and vice versa, they tend to overlap. &lt;br /&gt;
* Making fake [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] profiles of people Chris follows. &lt;br /&gt;
* Spamming Chris's Facebook pages with random pictures to try and get a rise out of him, such as of [[pickles]] or [[Sonic]]'s redesign in ''[[Sonic Boom]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* Scathing e-mails, letters, or social media messages.&lt;br /&gt;
* Butting into conversations Chris is having with other people online, especially if he isn't doing anything particularly wrong at the moment (which is almost 99% of the time). This was sadly way too common with the [[DoopieDoOver]] saga.&lt;br /&gt;
* Attempting to contact people who once interacted with Chris but have since cut off all ties with him ([[Megan]], [[Cole]], [[the Wallflower]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[Adam Stackhouse]], [[Michael Snyder]], etc.) and drag them back into the spotlight against their wishes.&lt;br /&gt;
* Terrible fanfiction that &amp;quot;wittily&amp;quot; deconstructs ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' as a saccharine dystopia. Sorry folks, but ''[[Asperchu]]'', ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'' and ''CWCollateral'' not only '''all''' already did this, but have also milked the concept for everything it's worth; it's time to move on.&lt;br /&gt;
* Terrible fanfiction and fanart that focuses solely on murdering Sonichu characters, as seen in the picture below-right. Double dumbass points if focusing predominantly on the slaughter of [[Sonees and Roseys]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Mass reporting in an attempt to get his social media accounts shut down.&lt;br /&gt;
* Terrible fanart of ''Sonichu'' that attempts to be wittily macabre by making it even more [[Chris and art|grotesque]], [[Episode 21|gory]], or [[Episode 17|perverse]] than it already was.&lt;br /&gt;
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where Christorians lurk, or even in places where most of the members don't even know about Chris. Either way, it's very annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
* Making frivolous or exaggerated claims of Chris's misconduct in feedback on sites like [[eBay]] or [[YouTube]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Spoiling Chris's legitimate attempts at doing [[Chris and art|commissions]] and participating in [[Chris and contests|contests]] or e-commerce.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[April 2019 videos#Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥|Sending Chris a glitter bomb.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Sending letters for [[PewDiePie]] to Chris's address.&lt;br /&gt;
* Making [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y87AvTrK9Dc terrible rap songs] about Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[TF2 Analysis|Harassing bronies whose content Chris enjoys into blocking him on Twitter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/e3vdae/the_result_of_what_happened_when_i_tried_to/| Re-creating his Wikipedia page as a social experiment.] &lt;br /&gt;
* Spamming his tweets with &amp;quot;Where's the comics?&amp;quot;. He's not going to respond, so don't even try.&lt;br /&gt;
* It may be just plain sad to say, but even telling Chris to &amp;quot;get a job&amp;quot; has become ween lingo.&lt;br /&gt;
* Hacking into Chris's YouTube account to upload a video of someone screaming &amp;quot;JULAAAAY&amp;quot;!&lt;br /&gt;
* Worst of all, breaking the [[law]] in pursuit of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]. This includes (but is certainly not limited to) vandalizing or trespassing on Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|property]] (which includes egging his house), illegally recording telephone conversations, stalking him, his mother and by extension the rest of his family, stealing from them, [[Idea Guys|extortion]], or [[Death threats|threatening them]] with violence or even outright murder. We ''really'' shouldn't have to say it at this point, but for fuck's sake, '''DON'T DO ANY OF THIS.'''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arguments against weening==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|[[The Miscreants]], grateful to get away from all of the weens leeching off their hard work.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, we know what you're thinking. You're not one of those try-hard [[BlueSpike|13-year old boys]] who still think that screaming &amp;quot;'''JULAAAAAY!!!'''&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;'''IAN! BRANNON! SOMETHING!!!'''&amp;quot; at Chris, spamming his Twitter with pickles, or making and sending him parody comics is the height of wit. You've come up with a great plan to really get under Chris's skin, bring back the good old days and all that shit. However, &amp;lt;del&amp;gt;while you ''may'' in fact be that guy,&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; 99.9% of the time, you should just shitcan your trolling plans and move on with your life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Why, you ask?&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Chris of today is nothing like his former self===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has gone a long way since his internet debut on the Something Awful Forums. He has gone from a simple-minded man with child-like tendencies that made a bunch of [[Sonichu (comic)|comics which are so bad they're fascinating]], to a jaded, chronically-depressed and mentally-disturbed hippie that’s formed a small doomsday cult around said comics.  &lt;br /&gt;
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It is important to note that Chris, although still very gullible and severely detached from reality, is (debatably) still a thinking person. Whatever gets him riled up nowadays ultimately depends on the time and situation. Therefore, a lot of [[Sonic Boom|the]] [[Pickle|commonly]] [[Homos|associated]] [[Asperger syndrome|triggers]] he may or may not have had some time ago will not necessarily transfer over to the present day.&lt;br /&gt;
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It should also be noted that, because of this change in perspective, trolling hits differently in this day and age than it did before Chris lost his father; which is incidentally the point where most of Chris's most famous trolls opted to leave him alone. The general culture around Chris-Chan himself has changed significantly as well; while past trolls like [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]] were praised for a time, and are still fondly remembered and respected by those who don't see them as being as bad as Chris, the days of trolling Chris as the heteronormative, egoistical manchild have faded to trolling Chris as a mentally-ill, self-destructive, broken shell of a human being. The only people to really succeed in gaining infamy comparable to the trolls of the Classic Era – the [[Idea Guys]], the [[Teen Troon Squad]] and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] – are subsequently derided as the perverted, exploitative abusers that they are, rather than treated as internet legends.&lt;br /&gt;
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The irony in all of this is that most trolling attempts no longer phase Chris at all. And those that do somehow succeed are only viewed as [[Enablers|further support for his cult]]. Therefore, you should never expect to be [[The Miscreants|one of the cool kids]] just by failtrolling Chris. Times have changed, so it’s best to move onto better targets. This leads us into the next point.&lt;br /&gt;
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===There are much better targets than Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not apply that same effort to going after better victims? As much as the CWCki analyses and discusses in detail [[Tomgirl|his]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|numerous]] [[Semen|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his Ego|per]][[Chris and reality|son]][[Chris and hypocrisy|ali]][[Chris and Remorse|ty]] [[Chris and anger|fla]][[Chris and race|ws]], Chris doesn't even come ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of internet scumbags. [[Beel|Neo-nazis]] and [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|other hate groups]], [[white knight|social justice warriors]], [[Blanca Weiss|abusive lovers]] and [[Barb|parents]], [[Joshua Martinez|scam artists]], [[pedofork|pedophiles]] and [[Zapina Rosechu|ephebophiles]], [[Allison Amber|corrupt]] [[Pmurt|politicians]] and [[4-cent_garbage.com|corporations]], [[Angelica Rosechu|religious zealots]], [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophiles]] [[Clover and Snoopy|and other animal abusers]], [[Collosal Chris-Chan|hackers, script kiddies and malware writers/distributers]], [[JuggaloShoutOut|gang]] [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|members]], [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorists and their online recruiters]], [[A-Logging|A-Logs]], [[Enablers]], and many other assorted shitbirds are much, ''much'' more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even if you don't give a shit who the trollbait is as long as you get [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], the Chris of today just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be; as discussed beforehand. The amount of effort you would need to put into navigating around his paranoia and autistic sensibilities would be staggering to say the least. And even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, ''what is there left to do to him?'' Anything amusing about him has already been exhausted, except the shit he does on his own initiative, also discussed further below. All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow; as much as you may try to milk it, you'll be hard-pressed not to get only cobwebs, dust and shrivelled dead insects in return. With that in mind, you may as well just spend your time on another lolcow who hasn't been inured to years of deceit and humiliation.&lt;br /&gt;
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For most aspiring trolls, the only reason to pick Chris over any other Internet jackass is because he's relatively well-known even today, and you have a ready-made audience available to appreciate your efforts. But that's just you being lazy, not some trolling mastermind.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Chris of today is not (quite) as gullible as he used to be===&lt;br /&gt;
Granted, almost no one on Earth is as [[naïve]] as Chris was in 2007. However, since then Chris has gradually learned that when he's contacted by people claiming to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Prank calls#Batman Call|Batman]], [[Vanessa Hudgens]], someone from his past, or [[Savannah Chandler|even his own relatives]], chances are he's just being trolled. In fact, the naivety of the younger Chris has been swapped for an extreme distrust of anyone who tries to contact him, to the extent where he's even turned down legitimate attempts to get in touch by people he actually knew at [[high school]] or [[college]].&lt;br /&gt;
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This hasn't been helped at all by weens; according to [[Seinor prom|seinor]] trolls, Chris was once contacted by ''10 people'' claiming to be Megan at the same time, all of them claiming to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Megan and telling him not to believe the others.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also vets those who try to bait him with fake social media accounts of people he follows. Weens tried this during the Doopie saga, only for Chris to embarrass them by thoroughly debunking their claims, complete with evidence.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Misc texts#Fake Doopie profile]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 tweets#Outsmarted a ween, with help of Kiwi Farms]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As of today, Chris simply doesn’t care about whatever hackneyed, inane scheme you’ve come up with for him. Even the most persistent attempts at bribery don’t seem to affect him as much as they used to.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Your idea is probably not original===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NotLiquidComic.jpg|thumb|left|A tryhard trying to rehash Liquid Chris's success... somehow drawn even ''worse'' than ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' itself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Whatever your scheme is, it's probably been done before, and most likely better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work, or that there was a DANG, DIRTY IMPOSTER whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame, or convincing Chris to [[The MovingFoward videos|destroy his own life upgrade on-camera]] in an attempt to claim [[Trollin Train|a $9,001 bounty that never actually existed]], or even simply pulling some strings to [[Bob Walks In|have Chris's father walk in on him masturbating]]. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some incredibly minor variation on something that's already been done; like for example, ''&amp;quot;what if we got his [[high school ring]]?&amp;quot;'' or ''&amp;quot;what if we got him to see another parody of his comic?&amp;quot;''. In short, you're wasting your time trying to rehash older trolling events, because we've all seen it before. More importantly, so has Chris; so from experience, he very likely knows where you're going with it, too.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Weenery discourages Chris from producing content===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is at his most productive when he believes he has lots of fans and everyone, barring a few trolls here and there, loves him. Most agree that weenery is detrimental to this strange, symbiotic relationship, and it is considered to be one of the predominant causes of the slump in content between 2011 and 2014. In that time, Chris entered a hiatus as a result of a combination of mourning for his [[Bob|then-recently deceased father]], and a constant stream of weenery over the years that made him think of himself as a victim who wouldn't be able to do anything without being harassed. As a result, he became far more private, meaning barely any content for us. Only four years after 2011 did he re-emerge from this hiatus.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is also worth mentioning that Chris produces much better content when left to his own devices. Since his semi-retreat from the public eye after his father's death, Chris has been [[28 October 2011|prosecuted]] [[26 December 2014|twice]], concocted [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|outlandish conspiracy theories]] centered on [[Megan Schroeder|someone he hasn't spoken to for years]], [[10 January 2014|accidentally set fire to his house]], eventually continued working on the previously-unfinished [[Sonichu #11]] again, and [[Un-clit 2.0|sliced his own taint open with a knife]] as part of a hair-brained attempt to grow his own [[china]]; all of this without any impetus from the trolls. Likewise, let's not forget the entire [[Mary Lee Walsh]] saga (along with at least [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|two]] [[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris|different]] independent blogs of Chris' bizarre mannerisms and behaviors) happened before he even rose to fame. Don't try and rush the master of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NullvulgarWeen.jpg|thumb|During the [[Guard Dogs|Guard Dog]] [[saga]], [[Null]] saw to it that weens would face particularly aggressive responses if they attempted to lure Chris through e-mail.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Anthony &amp;quot;A-Log&amp;quot; LoGatto is ''the'' textbook example of trolling backfiring on the would-be troll, and it's important to remember that he would never have attracted the attention of the internet if he had simply toned down the vitriol enough to make it less obvious that he was absolutely obsessed with Chris. It was thereafter a fairly obvious leap in intuition to assume that someone with that level of hysteria and monomania over someone they had never even met would have had some skeletons in their own closet; and as it turns out, A-Log had more than a few. These included homemade yiff fanfiction featuring a [[duck|tellingly moderately-endowed]] fox OC, a huge cache of disturbing cartoon Rule 34 (a noticeable portion of which included [[Pedofork|underage characters]]), a laughably-poor college radio show from which he almost got fired after being caught watching pornography in the studio, and a video where A-Log does an excruciatingly unfunny stand-up &amp;quot;comedy&amp;quot; bit, revolving almost entirely around attacking Chris and what the radio was playing at the time; all before a crowd who, judging by their reaction, had never even heard of Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another more recent example of the same thing happening to a ween is the case of [[Michael Hirtes]]. After a myriad of sockpuppet accounts, spam messages to Chris and anyone he conversed with numbering in the thousands (mostly consisting of outdated memes and ''ad hominem'' attacks) and enough angry rants for him to ''also'' be described as being truly obsessed with Chris, it naturally led to some digging. Sure enough, Hirtes was revealed to be an unemployed furry who is even older at 53 years old, even less mature and more prone to [[Chris and Anger|tard rage]] than Chris, and having a number of highly-embarrassing things to his name; including criminal convictions and a newspaper article of him in a fursuit discussing yiffing. Consequently, he became a huge laughing stock overnight; not only turning into a lolcow himself, but it even got to be the point where [[Michael Hirtes#Chris's view on Hirtes|Chris himself dismissed Hirtes, and by extension everything he'd done, as an irrelevance]].&lt;br /&gt;
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By the same token, obsessive and excessive weenery is dangerously likely to get you noticed by other trolls; who will, in turn, start trolling you because of that and anything else they notice about you, hoisting you on your own petard. In other words, it's akin to plugging in a huge neon sign pointing the trolls straight to your collection of ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] x Anne Frank'' slash fiction and boy band shrines.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even successful trolls can become targets: after several months manipulating Chris, the [[Idea Guys]] had their real-world identities exposed in the first half of [[2018]]. Between [[October 2017]] and [[March 2020]], [[Kiwi Farms]] officially encouraged users to &amp;lt;abbr title=&amp;quot;Publish identifying information, such as home addresses.&amp;quot;&amp;gt;dox&amp;lt;/abbr&amp;gt; weens as a deterrent.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lunatics-who-attack-a-mentally-handicapped-person.35124/ Lunatics who attack a mentally handicapped person: Your name here]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Several would-be weens have been foiled this way, and the effects have possibly spread into their real lives. [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] was also doxed shortly after leaking the infamous [[incest call]], her own dirty laundry aired out on the Internet for all to see. Chris himself has also carelessly exposed those who try to interact with him while remaining anonymous.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Other enablers#Sarah and Steven]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Remember, there is an [[Special:ActiveUsers|energetic community]] devoted to recording every facet of Chris's life and interactions. '''You ''will'' be noticed''', and as covered in more detail below; the attention you'll end up receiving will likely be the undesirable kind, even if you ''do'' somehow catch Chris's attention.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Even if you do succeed, you may regret it later===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Chris-Chan is — he’s an enigma which to so many people — [[CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions#Trolling|they thought he was a troll]]. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real”, because he’s like, the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him, and people are like, “bring it back!”. And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE”. It’s like, depressing — it’s not the golden age — it’s the depressing age.|Spazkid, on the unwanted attention he receives from weens to this day.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|There's been tons of things in my life I've regretted and hated doing later on, [[Saga#Julie_Saga_.28February_-_March_2009.29|all of the stuff from 10 years ago]] was one of them. I've moved past everything that happened those many years ago and obviously I'm a different person now. It wasn't funny and was a very a-log thing to do. Nothing much else I can say.|BlueSpike, reflecting on his time since the Julie Saga.}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes, trolls that do somehow manage to succeed in extracting lulz from Chris end up getting more than they bargained for. For example, Spazkid stopped making ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series]]'' when he began to pity Chris and realized he wasn't worth trolling (on top of a lot of unseen drama involved with the series' writers and voice actors), but still regularly finds himself, as seen above, hounded by obsessive weens and A-Logs to keep making it against his wishes. Liquid Chris may have to spend a long time fending off accusations from people outside of the Chris-Chan bubble of tormenting an [[slow-in-the-minds|emotionally vulnerable autistic man]] for his own amusement. BlueSpike will turn 30 someday, and even then will still be thought of as the crazed, sadistic pervert who, [[Pedofork|at the age of 13]], willingly listened to a 27-year-old [[CWC Cums for a Cat|masturbate repeatedly for]] [[Bob Walks In|hours on end]] and [[Julie reveals herself|forced him to shove a broken clay medallion up his ass]]; even after [[BlueSpike#Today|he has since considerably matured and openly shown remorse for his previous actions]]. The Idea Guys may have to deal with many long-term legal troubles one day for manipulating a mentally-handicapped man into abusing himself and extorting frivolities and large sums of money from him; all for a stupid, cruel joke that amused no one but themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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To add to the irony, people who didn't intentionally upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. Do you think [[Adam Stackhouse]] enjoys being inundated by various unwanted ''&amp;quot;you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!&amp;quot;'' messages in his e-mail inbox, especially since [[Adam Stackhouse#Adam revisited|he openly made peace with Chris?]] Or that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] appreciates seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or her students uses Google? Or that [[Michael Snyder]] would like being constantly reminded by various weens of being harassed and hit by a car? In all of these cases, the answer is a big, fat '''NO'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Successful weens merely become something much worse===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Carpetbaggers}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A-Logging]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Enablers]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Hirtes]], an infamous ween.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
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		<title>Weens</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting a ween attempting to [[prank call]] Chris.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Polyamorous marriage|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️|Chris, attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Weens''' are those who put effort into trying to troll but only mildly annoy Chris at most. A corruption of the phrase &amp;quot;epic win&amp;quot;, weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the antics of prominent trolls, without being aware that there was much [[Chris and manipulation|manipulation]] behind the scenes to goad Chris into performing for the trolls, and therefore just embarrass themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Think we're exaggerating? Maybe some videos will help get the point across.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Examples of weening==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:epicweentrolling1.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT WEENS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paying to ween.png|thumb|A ween pays Chris money on livestream in order to post shit he doesn't even read.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ChangeorgGOPony2.jpg|thumb|A ween-made Change.org petition put in Chris's name.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furniggersmustdie.jpg|thumb|Typical ween art.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* Elaborate trolling plans that end up failing.&lt;br /&gt;
* Falsely [[White knight|white-knighting]] Chris to befriend him and get whatever you want out of him. The [[CWCProtectSquad]] is a notorious example of this.&lt;br /&gt;
* Prank-calling Chris. Double dumbass points if it's just to yell &amp;quot;[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!]]&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]]/[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|SOMETHING]]!&amp;quot;, or other ancient memes.&lt;br /&gt;
* Prank takeaway deliveries under Chris' name and address. Not only is this just ''unfunny'' for anyone involved (on top of wasting both money and food), but numerous restaurants in Chris's area (namely Papa John's) have blacklisted his address precisely to prevent this.&lt;br /&gt;
* A-Logging. While not all weens are A-Logs and vice versa, the two often overlap. [[A-Logging|A-Log]] himself was as much of a ween as your average A-Log in numerous ways.&lt;br /&gt;
* Enabling Chris's fantastical beliefs. Chris's mind is already fucked up on its own merits, and people such as the Idea Guys have done more than enough in terms of mental damage on him. Once again, please note that although not all weens are enablers and vice versa, they tend to overlap. &lt;br /&gt;
* Making fake [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] profiles of people Chris follows. &lt;br /&gt;
* Spamming Chris's Facebook pages with random pictures to try and get a rise out of him, such as of [[pickles]] or [[Sonic]]'s redesign in ''[[Sonic Boom]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* Scathing e-mails, letters, or social media messages.&lt;br /&gt;
* Butting into conversations Chris is having with other people online, especially if he isn't doing anything particularly wrong at the moment (which is almost 99% of the time). This was sadly way too common with the [[DoopieDoOver]] saga.&lt;br /&gt;
* Attempting to contact people who once interacted with Chris but have since cut off all ties with him ([[Megan]], [[Cole]], [[the Wallflower]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[Adam Stackhouse]], [[Michael Snyder]], etc.) and drag them back into the spotlight against their wishes.&lt;br /&gt;
* Terrible fanfiction that &amp;quot;wittily&amp;quot; deconstructs ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' as a saccharine dystopia. Sorry folks, but ''[[Asperchu]]'', ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'' and ''CWCollateral'' not only '''all''' already did this, but have also milked the concept for everything it's worth; it's time to move on.&lt;br /&gt;
* Terrible fanfiction and fanart that focuses solely on murdering Sonichu characters, as seen in the picture below-right. Double dumbass points if focusing predominantly on the slaughter of [[Sonees and Roseys]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Mass reporting in an attempt to get his social media accounts shut down.&lt;br /&gt;
* Terrible fanart of ''Sonichu'' that attempts to be wittily macabre by making it even more [[Chris and art|grotesque]], [[Episode 21|gory]], or [[Episode 17|perverse]] than it already was.&lt;br /&gt;
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where Christorians lurk, or even in places where most of the members don't even know about Chris. Either way, it's very annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
* Making frivolous or exaggerated claims of Chris's misconduct in feedback on sites like [[eBay]] or [[YouTube]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Spoiling Chris's legitimate attempts at doing [[Chris and art|commissions]] and participating in [[Chris and contests|contests]] or e-commerce.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[April 2019 videos#Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥|Sending Chris a glitter bomb.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Sending letters for [[PewDiePie]] to Chris's address.&lt;br /&gt;
* Making [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y87AvTrK9Dc terrible rap songs] about Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[TF2 Analysis|Harassing bronies whose content Chris enjoys into blocking him on Twitter.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/e3vdae/the_result_of_what_happened_when_i_tried_to/| Re-creating his Wikipedia page as a social experiment.] &lt;br /&gt;
* Spamming his tweets with &amp;quot;Where's the comics?&amp;quot;. He's not going to respond, so don't even try.&lt;br /&gt;
* It may be just plain sad to say, but even telling Chris to &amp;quot;get a job&amp;quot; has become ween lingo.&lt;br /&gt;
* Hacking into Chris's YouTube account to upload a video of someone screaming &amp;quot;JULAAAAY&amp;quot;!&lt;br /&gt;
* Worst of all, breaking the [[law]] in pursuit of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]. This includes (but is certainly not limited to) vandalizing or trespassing on Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|property]] (which includes egging his house), illegally recording telephone conversations, stalking him, his mother and by extension the rest of his family, stealing from them, [[Idea Guys|extortion]], or [[Death threats|threatening them]] with violence or even outright murder. We ''really'' shouldn't have to say it at this point, but for fuck's sake, '''DON'T DO ANY OF THIS.'''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Arguments against weening==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|[[The Miscreants]], grateful to get away from all of the weens leeching off their hard work.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, we know what you're thinking. You're not one of those try-hard [[BlueSpike|13-year old boys]] who still think that screaming &amp;quot;'''JULAAAAAY!!!'''&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;'''IAN! BRANNON! SOMETHING!!!'''&amp;quot; at Chris, spamming his Twitter with pickles, or making and sending him parody comics is the height of wit. You've come up with a great plan to really get under Chris's skin, bring back the good old days and all that shit. However, &amp;lt;del&amp;gt;while you ''may'' in fact be that guy,&amp;lt;/del&amp;gt; 99.9% of the time, you should just shitcan your trolling plans and move on with your life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Why, you ask?&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Chris of today is nothing like his former self===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has gone a long way since his internet debut on the Something Awful Forums. He has gone from a simple-minded man with child-like tendencies that made a bunch of [[Sonichu (comic)|comics which are so bad they're fascinating]], to a jaded, chronically-depressed and mentally-disturbed hippie that’s formed a small doomsday cult around said comics.  &lt;br /&gt;
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It is important to note that Chris, although still very gullible and severely detached from reality, is (debatably) still a thinking person. Whatever gets him riled up nowadays ultimately depends on the time and situation. Therefore, a lot of [[Sonic Boom|the]] [[Pickle|commonly]] [[Homos|associated]] [[Asperger syndrome|triggers]] he may or may not have had some time ago will not necessarily transfer over to the present day.&lt;br /&gt;
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It should also be noted that, because of this change in perspective, trolling hits differently in this day and age than it did before Chris lost his father; which is incidentally the point where most of Chris's most famous trolls opted to leave him alone. The general culture around Chris-Chan himself has changed significantly as well; while past trolls like [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]] were praised for a time, and are still fondly remembered and respected by those who don't see them as being as bad as Chris, the days of trolling Chris as the heteronormative, egoistical manchild have faded to trolling Chris as a mentally-ill, self-destructive, broken shell of a human being. The only people to really succeed in gaining infamy comparable to the trolls of the Classic Era – the [[Idea Guys]], the [[Teen Troon Squad]] and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] – are subsequently derided as the perverted, exploitative abusers that they are, rather than treated as internet legends.&lt;br /&gt;
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The irony in all of this is that most trolling attempts no longer phase Chris at all. And those that do somehow succeed are only viewed as [[Enablers|further support for his cult]]. Therefore, you should never expect to be [[The Miscreants|one of the cool kids]] just by failtrolling Chris. Times have changed, so it’s best to move onto better targets. This leads us into the next point.&lt;br /&gt;
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===There are much better targets than Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not apply that same effort to going after better victims? As much as the CWCki analyses and discusses in detail [[Tomgirl|his]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|numerous]] [[Semen|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his Ego|per]][[Chris and reality|son]][[Chris and hypocrisy|ali]][[Chris and Remorse|ty]] [[Chris and anger|fla]][[Chris and race|ws]], Chris doesn't even come ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of internet scumbags. [[Beel|Neo-nazis]] and [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|other hate groups]], [[white knight|social justice warriors]], [[Blanca Weiss|abusive lovers]] and [[Barb|parents]], [[Joshua Martinez|scam artists]], [[pedofork|pedophiles]] and [[Zapina Rosechu|ephebophiles]], [[Allison Amber|corrupt]] [[Pmurt|politicians]] and [[4-cent_garbage.com|corporations]], [[Angelica Rosechu|religious zealots]], [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophiles]] [[Clover and Snoopy|and other animal abusers]], [[Collosal Chris-Chan|hackers, script kiddies and malware writers/distributers]], [[JuggaloShoutOut|gang]] [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|members]], [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorists and their online recruiters]], [[A-Logging|A-Logs]], [[Enablers]], and many other assorted shitbirds are much, ''much'' more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even if you don't give a shit who the trollbait is as long as you get [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], the Chris of today just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be; as discussed beforehand. The amount of effort you would need to put into navigating around his paranoia and autistic sensibilities would be staggering to say the least. And even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, ''what is there left to do to him?'' Anything amusing about him has already been exhausted, except the shit he does on his own initiative, also discussed further below. All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow; as much as you may try to milk it, you'll be hard-pressed not to get only cobwebs, dust and shrivelled dead insects in return. With that in mind, you may as well just spend your time on another lolcow who hasn't been inured to years of deceit and humiliation.&lt;br /&gt;
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For most aspiring trolls, the only reason to pick Chris over any other Internet jackass is because he's relatively well-known even today, and you have a ready-made audience available to appreciate your efforts. But that's just you being lazy, not some trolling mastermind.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Chris of today is not (quite) as gullible as he used to be===&lt;br /&gt;
Granted, almost no one on Earth is as [[naïve]] as Chris was in 2007. However, since then Chris has gradually learned that when he's contacted by people claiming to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Prank calls#Batman Call|Batman]], [[Vanessa Hudgens]], someone from his past, or [[Savannah Chandler|even his own relatives]], chances are he's just being trolled. In fact, the naivety of the younger Chris has been swapped for an extreme distrust of anyone who tries to contact him, to the extent where he's even turned down legitimate attempts to get in touch by people he actually knew at [[high school]] or [[college]].&lt;br /&gt;
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This hasn't been helped at all by weens; according to [[Seinor prom|seinor]] trolls, Chris was once contacted by ''10 people'' claiming to be Megan at the same time, all of them claiming to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Megan and telling him not to believe the others.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also vets those who try to bait him with fake social media accounts of people he follows. Weens tried this during the Doopie saga, only for Chris to embarrass them by thoroughly debunking their claims, complete with evidence.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Misc texts#Fake Doopie profile]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 tweets#Outsmarted a ween, with help of Kiwi Farms]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As of today, Chris simply doesn’t care about whatever hackneyed, inane scheme you’ve come up with for him. Even the most persistent attempts at bribery don’t seem to affect him as much as they used to.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Your idea is probably not original===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NotLiquidComic.jpg|thumb|left|A tryhard trying to rehash Liquid Chris's success... somehow drawn even ''worse'' than ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' itself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Whatever your scheme is, it's probably been done before, and most likely better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work, or that there was a DANG, DIRTY IMPOSTER whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame, or convincing Chris to [[The MovingFoward videos|destroy his own life upgrade on-camera]] in an attempt to claim [[Trollin Train|a $9,001 bounty that never actually existed]], or even simply pulling some strings to [[Bob Walks In|have Chris's father walk in on him masturbating]]. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some incredibly minor variation on something that's already been done; like for example, ''&amp;quot;what if we got his [[high school ring]]?&amp;quot;'' or ''&amp;quot;what if we got him to see another parody of his comic?&amp;quot;''. In short, you're wasting your time trying to rehash older trolling events, because we've all seen it before. More importantly, so has Chris; so from experience, he very likely knows where you're going with it, too.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Weenery discourages Chris from producing content===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is at his most productive when he believes he has lots of fans and everyone, barring a few trolls here and there, loves him. Most agree that weenery is detrimental to this strange, symbiotic relationship, and it is considered to be one of the predominant causes of the slump in content between 2011 and 2014. In that time, Chris entered a hiatus as a result of a combination of mourning for his [[Bob|then-recently deceased father]], and a constant stream of weenery over the years that made him think of himself as a victim who wouldn't be able to do anything without being harassed. As a result, he became far more private, meaning barely any content for us. Only four years after 2011 did he re-emerge from this hiatus.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is also worth mentioning that Chris produces much better content when left to his own devices. Since his semi-retreat from the public eye after his father's death, Chris has been [[28 October 2011|prosecuted]] [[26 December 2014|twice]], concocted [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|outlandish conspiracy theories]] centered on [[Megan Schroeder|someone he hasn't spoken to for years]], [[10 January 2014|accidentally set fire to his house]], eventually continued working on the previously-unfinished [[Sonichu #11]] again, and [[Un-clit 2.0|sliced his own taint open with a knife]] as part of a hair-brained attempt to grow his own [[china]]; all of this without any impetus from the trolls. Likewise, let's not forget the entire [[Mary Lee Walsh]] saga (along with at least [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|two]] [[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris|different]] independent blogs of Chris' bizarre mannerisms and behaviors) happened before he even rose to fame. Don't try and rush the master of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:NullvulgarWeen.jpg|thumb|During the [[Guard Dogs|Guard Dog]] [[saga]], [[Null]] saw to it that weens would face particularly aggressive responses if they attempted to lure Chris through e-mail.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Anthony &amp;quot;A-Log&amp;quot; LoGatto is ''the'' textbook example of trolling backfiring on the would-be troll, and it's important to remember that he would never have attracted the attention of the internet if he had simply toned down the vitriol enough to make it less obvious that he was absolutely obsessed with Chris. It was thereafter a fairly obvious leap in intuition to assume that someone with that level of hysteria and monomania over someone they had never even met would have had some skeletons in their own closet; and as it turns out, A-Log had more than a few. These included homemade yiff fanfiction featuring a [[duck|tellingly moderately-endowed]] fox OC, a huge cache of disturbing cartoon Rule 34 (a noticeable portion of which included [[Pedofork|underage characters]]), a laughably-poor college radio show from which he almost got fired after being caught watching pornography in the studio, and a video where A-Log does an excruciatingly unfunny stand-up &amp;quot;comedy&amp;quot; bit, revolving almost entirely around attacking Chris and what the radio was playing at the time; all before a crowd who, judging by their reaction, had never even heard of Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another more recent example of the same thing happening to a ween is the case of [[Michael Hirtes]]. After a myriad of sockpuppet accounts, spam messages to Chris and anyone he conversed with numbering in the thousands (mostly consisting of outdated memes and ''ad hominem'' attacks) and enough angry rants for him to ''also'' be described as being truly obsessed with Chris, it naturally led to some digging. Sure enough, Hirtes was revealed to be an unemployed furry who is even older at 53 years old, even less mature and more prone to [[Chris and Anger|tard rage]] than Chris, and having a number of highly-embarrassing things to his name; including criminal convictions and a newspaper article of him in a fursuit discussing yiffing. Consequently, he became a huge laughing stock overnight; not only turning into a lolcow himself, but it even got to be the point where [[Michael Hirtes#Chris's view on Hirtes|Chris himself dismissed Hirtes, and by extension everything he'd done, as an irrelevance]].&lt;br /&gt;
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By the same token, obsessive and excessive weenery is dangerously likely to get you noticed by other trolls; who will, in turn, start trolling you because of that and anything else they notice about you, hoisting you on your own petard. In other words, it's akin to plugging in a huge neon sign pointing the trolls straight to your collection of ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] x Anne Frank'' slash fiction and boy band shrines.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even successful trolls can become targets: after several months manipulating Chris, the [[Idea Guys]] had their real-world identities exposed in the first half of [[2018]]. Between [[October 2017]] and [[March 2020]], [[Kiwi Farms]] officially encouraged users to &amp;lt;abbr title=&amp;quot;Publish identifying information, such as home addresses.&amp;quot;&amp;gt;dox&amp;lt;/abbr&amp;gt; weens as a deterrent.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lunatics-who-attack-a-mentally-handicapped-person.35124/ Lunatics who attack a mentally handicapped person: Your name here]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Several would-be weens have been foiled this way, and the effects have possibly spread into their real lives. [[Isabella_Loretta_Janke]] was also doxed shortly after leaking the infamous [[incest call]], her own dirty laundry aired out on the Internet for all to see. Chris himself has also carelessly exposed those who try to interact with him while remaining anonymous.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Other enablers#Sarah and Steven]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Remember, there is an [[Special:ActiveUsers|energetic community]] devoted to recording every facet of Chris's life and interactions. '''You ''will'' be noticed''', and as covered in more detail below; the attention you'll end up receiving will likely be the undesirable kind, even if you ''do'' somehow catch Chris's attention.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Even if you do succeed, you may regret it later===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Chris-Chan is — he’s an enigma which to so many people — [[CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions#Trolling|they thought he was a troll]]. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real”, because he’s like, the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him, and people are like, “bring it back!”. And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE”. It’s like, depressing — it’s not the golden age — it’s the depressing age.|Spazkid, on the unwanted attention he receives from weens to this day.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|There's been tons of things in my life I've regretted and hated doing later on, [[Saga#Julie_Saga_.28February_-_March_2009.29|all of the stuff from 10 years ago]] was one of them. I've moved past everything that happened those many years ago and obviously I'm a different person now. It wasn't funny and was a very a-log thing to do. Nothing much else I can say.|BlueSpike, reflecting on his time since the Julie Saga.}}&lt;br /&gt;
Sometimes, trolls that do somehow manage to succeed in extracting lulz from Chris end up getting more than they bargained for. For example, Spazkid stopped making ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series]]'' when he began to pity Chris and realized he wasn't worth trolling (on top of a lot of unseen drama involved with the series' writers and voice actors), but still regularly finds himself, as seen above, hounded by obsessive weens and A-Logs to keep making it against his wishes. Liquid Chris may have to spend a long time fending off accusations from people outside of the Chris-Chan bubble of tormenting an [[slow-in-the-minds|emotionally vulnerable autistic man]] for his own amusement. BlueSpike will turn 30 someday, and even then will still be thought of as the crazed, sadistic pervert who, [[Pedofork|at the age of 13]], willingly listened to a 27-year-old [[CWC Cums for a Cat|masturbate repeatedly for]] [[Bob Walks In|hours on end]] and [[Julie reveals herself|forced him to shove a broken clay medallion up his ass]]; even after [[BlueSpike#Today|he has since considerably matured and openly shown remorse for his previous actions]]. The Idea Guys may have to deal with many long-term legal troubles one day for manipulating a mentally-handicapped man into abusing himself and extorting frivolities and large sums of money from him; all for a stupid, cruel joke that amused no one but themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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To add to the irony, people who didn't intentionally upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. Do you think [[Adam Stackhouse]] enjoys being inundated by various unwanted ''&amp;quot;you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!&amp;quot;'' messages in his e-mail inbox, especially since [[Adam Stackhouse#Adam revisited|he openly made peace with Chris?]] Or that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] appreciates seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or her students uses Google? Or that [[Michael Snyder]] would like being constantly reminded by various weens of being harassed and hit by a car? In all of these cases, the answer is a big, fat '''NO'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Successful weens merely become something much worse===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Carpetbaggers}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[A-Logging]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Enablers]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Hirtes]], an infamous ween.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Unholy}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Castaway123</name></author>
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		<title>Chris and reality</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Castaway123: /* Escapist fantasies */&lt;/p&gt;
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{{quote|You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris, [[December 2016]], in a rare moment of self-awareness on his habit of escapism.&amp;lt;ref name=rare&amp;gt;[[December 2016 Facebook posts#State of CWC's life]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:30yrslater.jpg|thumb|250px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Ideaguy poster.jpg|thumb|right|250px|thumb|...for real.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Reality''' is a concept that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] desperately tries to avoid acknowledging, instead retreating to the comfort of his imaginary world and hoping that reality will eventually bend to his whims. Many people with [[autism]] struggle to distinguish between reality and fantasy, but most make an effort to reduce the impact on their lives. Chris, on the other hand, embraces his realm of fantasy, especially as escapism from [[stress]], life responsibilities, and his bleak future, trapping himself in a feedback loop whereby his real-world life and issues are further neglected while his devotion to his fantasies gets stronger.&lt;br /&gt;
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Notably, Chris believes that [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]] are real: Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with them on many occasions, and even believes that he is [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] to imaginary people. Chris also holds many delusions of grandeur, from believing he has the power to curse people,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;According to [[Jackie Chat 5]] and [[Jackie E-mails 16]], Chris wrote that Sonichu was in Mary Lee Walsh’s office with him: he then pretended to be Sonichu himself and delivered a lecture, before using the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; to thinking he has [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]], and even believing he is a [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] with the power to unite entire [[dimensions]] — and that this [[Dimensional Merge]] would make him rich and bring his fictional characters, and those of others, to life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's perception of reality has been on a downward spiral for most of his life, due to a lifetime of being coddled by his parents. Following the death of his [[father]] in 2011, and amid the increasing infirmity of his [[mother]], Chris was forced into shouldering more responsibilities which he was mentally ill-equipped to bear, and consequently, he invested more heavily in magical beliefs as solutions to the problems presented by reality. In 2017, the [[Idea Guys]], trolls who utilized role-playing as Chris's imaginary friends, further exacerbated Chris's grasp of reality, giving validation to his fantasies and encouraging him to stay rooted in his fantasy world — a trend continued at present-day by waves of [[enablers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris maintains his beliefs even in the face of mental health professionals — for nine months between summer 2018 and spring 2019, he was required to see a psychiatrist and therapy group at [[Region Ten]] and told them of his beliefs on his imaginary friends and multiple dimensions, to which their reaction was to simply hand-wave him through their program. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Causes of Chris’s poor grip on reality ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:I'm Done Adulting T-shirt.png|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his &amp;quot;I'm Done Adulting&amp;quot; T-shirt while begging for money and being surrounded by toys in his [[Patreon announcement]]. (You can't be finished with something that never started.)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Parental enabling===&lt;br /&gt;
Although autism is one major factor, [[Borb|his parents]] contributed a lot towards Chris's warped perception of anyone or anything that antagonizes him: Bob and Barbara regularly fed Chris conciliatory platitudes about how he was mistreated out of jealousy, and that &amp;quot;special rules&amp;quot; exist for the benefit of autistic people. The platitudes cemented Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|all-pervasive sense of entitlement]], as well as his indiscriminate belief that [[Greene County Conspiracy|anything bad that happened to him was a conspiracy]], whether or not it was caused by his [[slow-in-the-minds|stupidity]] or [[Chris and negotiation|stubbornness]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Psychological problems===&lt;br /&gt;
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The only known formal diagnoses of Chris are [[autism]], dating from when he was five or six years old, and [[transgender|gender dysphoria]], officially diagnosed in 2016. However, his behavior in adulthood suggests he has undiagnosed issues.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris exhibits signs of {{W|maladaptive daydreaming}}, a psychiatric disorder comprised of vivid daydreams and excessive fantasies that can interfere with socializing or even replace it altogether. This behavior is observed in Chris with his [[imaginary friends]] and [[CWCville]], the [[Dimensional Merge]], and especially the [[polyamorous marriage]]. Maladaptive Daydreaming is also associated with pacing and musical stimulation. Eyewitness accounts of Chris such as [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] mention these behaviors in him. Chris also stated that music from his phone is his method for [[meditation]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{w|Peter Pan syndrome}} is a pop psychology term to describe those who are immature and refuse to grow up and accept adult responsibilities. Chris has demonstrated this with his refusal to seek [[work]], instead [[beg]]ging for money or ignoring his [[debt]] payments to afford more toys. An [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|eyewitness to one of Chris's debt hearings]] noted that Chris was &amp;quot;trying hard to revert to childhood&amp;quot;, based on how he made childish noises during his time in the courtroom and talked back to his mother in a childlike voice. The Dimensional Merge represents Chris's ultimate desire to hide from adult responsibilities, as he believes it will grant his wildest power fantasies and enable him to continue living like a child. Chris's devotion to rejecting adult life has warped his perception of reality, as he spends all of his free time playing make-believe as if it were a religion.&lt;br /&gt;
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A common theory since the Dimensional Merge saga unfolded is that Chris may have schizophrenia, based on his rantings about his imaginary world seeming as if he cannot distinguish between reality and fantasy. However, a closer look at Chris's ramblings shows that he's capable of discerning the difference, but avoids it in order to preserve his escapist fantasies. Unlike a schizophrenic, Chris will distinguish between reality (or as he calls it, [[1218]]) and his fantasy domain (named [[C-197]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris's reaction when reality's dimension and his fantasy dimension did not merge as predicted,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2019 social media posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a prime example of him being able to differentiate reality from his escapist fantasies.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|though not fully doable on the 1218 side of the Dimensional Curtain yet, [I am] able to draw up a water-to-wine conversion and vice-versa.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Reddit]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; showing he is aware he doesn't have super-powers in reality.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Also unlike a schizophrenic, Chris's fantasies do not involve paranoia or hallucinations and are entirely self-serving. While Chris has made statements implying he is hallucinating, such as when he insists he can see or interact with his [[imaginary friends]], he often omits that he uses techniques such as [[meditation]] or astral projection, another indicator that his issue is  Maladaptive Daydreaming.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection [...] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [...] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197.|Chris giving a rare explanation on how he delves into his fantasy world.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' behavior and beliefs however align at least somewhat with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizotypal_personality_disorder| Schizotypal personality disorder], which is thought to exist on a spectrum with Schizophrenia. With him matching at least six of the nine diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:&lt;br /&gt;
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*ideas of reference (believing that [[COVID-19|certain]] generally innocuous [[Dimensional Merge|events ]] hold special meaning or messages for oneself)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CPU Blue Heart|strange beliefs]] or [[magical thinking]] that [[Mary Lee Walsh|influences behavior]] and is inconsistent with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|subcultural norms]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Imaginary friends|abnormal perceptual experiences, including bodily illusions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Conspiracy theories|suspiciousness]] or [[Greene County Conspiracy|paranoid ideation]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Saga|strange behavior]] or [[Chris and fashion|appearance]]&lt;br /&gt;
*excessive social anxiety that does not diminish with familiarity and tends to be associated with paranoid fears rather than negative judgments about self, (whilst Chris was largely comfortable around his paid for [[Gal-Pal|companions]] during [[Manchester High School|High School]], his interaction with both the [[Love Quest|fairer sex]] and [[Man in the pickle suit|pickle bearers]] have since been riddled with [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|paranoid fears]] and [[Manajerks|delusions]])&lt;br /&gt;
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The last three symptoms however, namely:&lt;br /&gt;
*strange thinking and speech &lt;br /&gt;
*lack of close friends&lt;br /&gt;
*inappropriate or constricted affect&lt;br /&gt;
whilst also present in Chris, can be almost exclusively attributed to his [[autism]], much like his [[narcissism]]. Also Schizotypal individuals generally do not develop the [[CPU Blue Heart|grandiose delusions]] he has developed over the years and are generally reclusive. So further digging than internet armchair analysis is required, which Chris of course will likely never receive, thanks to his [[Chris and mental healthcare|adamant refusal]] to seek out help voluntarily or benefit from professional help that is forced upon him.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Lack of grounding in the real world===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Artist_Depiction_of_Chris_mind.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris's imaginary world collapsing in on itself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's lack of purpose, combined with his enormous [[ego]], further fuels his disconnection from reality, compelling him to instead seek out purpose with make-believe, such as being the mayor of [[CWCville]] and being the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Since the government provides for him with the [[monthly tugboat]] — along with money from financial [[enablers]] — and his parents always providing a roof over his head, Chris has never had incentive to [[Chris and work|get a job]]. Without the structure that a job, even a minimum-waged or volunteer position, would impart to him, Chris is instead free to wallow in his fantasies.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's hobbies are mostly limited to [[Netflix]], [[video games]], [[YouTube]], and [[Twitter]]. Despite supposedly having a calling for art, he rarely draws like he used to. While video games can stimulate the brain, his hobbies leave little room for creativity or substantial self-improvement. Even a simple hobby like photography would be a big step up from Chris's current avocations. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris rarely leaves his [[room]], instead preferring to [[daydream]] for &amp;quot;three to six hours per day&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;. When he does socialize, it is mainly on his terms, role-playing with enablers who keep him invested in his fantasies or appearing at conventions with [[fans]] who treat him as a celebrity.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|As for what I do while awake, on the recent, I get up, take my meds, meditate while playing Tetris 99 to at least take on the daily tasks for the game. Most days, I go out on errand or simple walking [...] Anyway, during the time at home, I tend to binge a show, do some drawing or creative, work (namely the [[TSSSF]] cards and the comic pages).|Chris describing his day-to-day life.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Escapist fantasies===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|200|Chris will sit down and calculate the number of casualties in his [[Dimensional Merge]] fantasy but won't write up a budget plan for paying off his [[debt]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris embraces his fantasies as escapism, overindulging in them to the point that his interest in them has largely eclipsed his real world life. When his childlike lifestyle conflicts with the responsibilities associated with being an adult, Chris retreats to his fantasy realm to cope.&lt;br /&gt;
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This habit became especially prevalent in the years following the September 2011 death of his [[father]], after which Chris found himself thrust into the world of adult responsibilities as he had to do tasks such as pay his bills and help take care of his [[mother]] and pets. Chris was 29 years old when his father passed away; while most people would be accustomed to dealing with responsibilities by that age, Chris was unprepared for the burden since his parents had sheltered him up to that point for example,  until he died, his father had managed Chris's bank account due to his fiscal irresponsibility.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 8]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|When my father was alive, I had more freedom; now that he has passed, I lost a lot of freedom and remain to take after the tasks he had left behind. [...] You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris.&amp;lt;ref name=rare&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris occasionally whined on social media about his position in having to help take care of his mother and pets — his statements gradually revealing more of his retreat into escapist fantasies.&lt;br /&gt;
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In September 2012, he complained:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Everybody else gets to go out for a fun and good time; I am stuck care-giving my mother and our [[dogs]], and it is Very Stressful on me.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2012 Facebook posts#I Require Friends]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In January 2013, Chris was hoping for a [[sweetheart]] to rescue him from his life:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I need my Sweetheart-to-be to make me happy; my heart hurts literally from my depression and loneliness. Serving my mother is not a final purpose to me, and my social life is very slim. I feel like I lack direction in my life as well.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2013 Facebook posts#Chris needs direction]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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By summer 2017, Chris was immersed in his escapism to the point that he was [[dancing with Magi-Chan]], one of his [[imaginary friends]], at [[BronyCon]]. In October of that year, from his list of reasons for refusing to get a job, half involved his devotion to his fantasies:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I Have a TON and S***-Load of Responsibilities and Worries here at home care-taking my mother, dogs, cats, and to my own passion of my [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]] Family, my City of Cwcville, my own Only-Me Psychic Connection [[Imaginary friends|to my family and friends there]], in that dimension. So, I'll be darned if I Do Not already have enough on my plate&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Kiwi Farms#Posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's desire to be rescued from reality left him desperate for his fantasies to be validated, his mentality similar to people willing to join cults. This led to Chris being exploited by a number of trolls, with the most infamous being the [[Idea Guys]]. Chris would only continue to retreat further and further into this elaborate alternate reality he has constructed in his mind. While under arrest for [[August_2021_Arrest_and_Court_Case|sexually assaulting his elderly mother]], Chris chose to ignore the seriousness of the situation he was in and gave a long spiel to the responding police officers about Sonichu, his status as a Supreme Goddess, and the Dimensional Merge. Currently, as Chris sits in prison awaiting trial, he has now chosen to believe that he is also the [[Jail_Letter_1|reincarnation of Jesus Christ.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Cult of the Idea Guys===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Idea Guys|Enablers|List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I feel need to also thank them for adding more connection between our sister dimension and I|Chris on the Idea Guys, retaining his cultist mentality several months after they had been ousted.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1017879233119469568&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris fell for this fake news graphic made by the original Idea Guy as part of his plot to convince Chris he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On 25 [[October 2017]], Joshua Wise, the first of a duo that would later be dubbed the Idea Guys, contacted Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Date given in [[Sonichu 13]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Initially as an experiment to gauge Chris's gullibility, Wise began a plot to manipulate Chris into believing that Wise had made it into [[CWCville]]'s dimension. Drawing from his experience in role-playing communities and borrowing lore from video game/anime series ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', Wise crafted an elaborate narrative which included edited image graphics, doctored audio clips such as [[Red Forest]], and role-playing as Chris's [[imaginary friends]]. Chris, by this point in his life desperate for his fantasies to be validated, eagerly accepted Wise's claims.&amp;lt;ref name=IGQA&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The association between Wise and Chris morphed into cult leader and devout follower. Wise, taking advantage of Chris's desire for validation, brainwashed his beliefs on CWCville and his imaginary friends, such as by claiming CWCville to be [[Operation BARBarossa|occupied by Nazis]], that [[Rosechu]] is a transgender woman, and that Chris is [[Polyamorous marriage|married to imaginary friends]], with Chris accepting it as fact.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point, the second Idea Guy, Stephen Boyd, joined with Wise. Together, the two exploited their influence over Chris and had him make false statements for blackmail purposes and conned Chris into giving them thousands of dollars under threats they would destroy CWCville and release the blackmail material if he failed to comply.&amp;lt;ref name=extortionists&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Their activities caught the attention of people in Chris's inner circle, who formed a group later termed the [[Guard Dogs]] to counteract the Idea Guys and remove them from power. However, even after the ousting, and though the Guard Dogs tried to encourage him to seek therapy at [[Region Ten]], Chris still retained most of the beliefs the Idea Guys had brainwashed into him over the six months they were in power. Guard Dog Marvin explained Chris's perspective:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|&amp;quot;Reality&amp;quot; is a malleable concept to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.&lt;br /&gt;
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In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.&lt;br /&gt;
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That reality is most important to him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/9GYiD&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The post-Idea Guys era ignited a wave of [[enablers]] who sought to use the Idea Guys' tactics to worm their way into Chris's life. For a few months, the Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris  by screening his messages for him. However, given Chris's refusal to address his psychological weaknesses and willingness to find others to play make-believe with, the enablers eventually broke past their defenses, leading to the Guard Dogs washing their hands of Chris. The [[Teen Troon Squad]] in fall 2018, [[MKRNightVee]] in winter 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]] in summer 2019, and a myriad of [[other enablers]] took turns role-playing with Chris and enabling his fantasies in exchange for his attention. In addition, using lore brute-forced into his head by the Idea Guys, Chris declared himself to be a goddess — [[CPU Blue Heart]] — and began to preach about the [[Dimensional Merge]], further intensifying the cult vibes of his beliefs.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Consequences==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Discord3.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The fictional superweapon Kadingir, as depicted in anime series ''Symphogear''. The Idea Guys used this image to con Chris into believing they had the capability to destroy the moon and CWCville.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Bad Beginning]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Beyond making a fool of himself, Chris's poor grasp of reality has compelled him to self-harm, fall for con men exploiting his beliefs, and cause damage to his home.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Self-harm===&lt;br /&gt;
{{w|Gender dysphoria|Late-onset gender dysphoria}} is a psychological disorder describing those who identify with another gender over their own, and can present with the desire to be rid of their primary sex characteristics and prefer those of the other gender. Like with everything else in life, Chris sought out [[magical thinking]] to treat his gender dysphoria.&lt;br /&gt;
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In March 2016, he discovered [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]], a collection of music tracks on YouTube claiming to, among other things, magically grant larger breasts and transform a penis into a vagina. Chris's confirmation bias over his breasts increasing, crediting it to the mysticism instead of his {{w|gynecomastia}} and [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|poor measuring of his chest]], led him to believe that the claims made by the channel were true.&lt;br /&gt;
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He pursued the penis-vagina transformation, and began to prod his taint while under the impression there was a hidden vagina there.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Reddit#Can males be born with a hidden vagina (minus the uterus)? (3 July 2016)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Though the Subliminal channel claimed the transformation would take six months, Chris eventually lost patience. In July 2016, he grabbed a knife and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] to an effort to free his vagina. Chris's devotion to the delusion was so potent that he initially resisted efforts by concerned fans to pressure him into going to the hospital, though he eventually wore down and admitted it was a wound and obeyed treatment instructions.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Con artists===&lt;br /&gt;
While Chris has long been taken advantage of by trolls, the tactics and goals from the likes of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] surpass the typical catfishing-for-content.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Idea Guys gradually built up a strong psychological hold over Chris by affirming his fantasies and playing along with them, to the point where Chris had full faith over anything they told him. They then used their influence to con Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to blow up [[CWCville]] with a moon laser if he failed to comply, manipulate him into punching his mother, and had him make videos [[Chris slaps himself|slapping himself in the face]] and shitting on the floor.&amp;lt;ref name=extortionists&amp;gt;https://archive.md/uwFMy/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Things became even darker when the Idea Guys threatened to falsely report Chris as a [[Pedofork|pedophile]] to the FBI if he stopped supplying them with vast sums of money, consoles and games, thus deepening the [[Financhu Crisis]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Jacob Sockness, following the example set by the Idea Guys, nearly succeeded in manipulating Chris into a sexual relationship, holding the [[Dimensional Merge]] over his head and [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|faking a conversation with Chris's imaginary friend]] to convince him they should meet and consider marriage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Though both the Idea Guys and Sockness were eventually ousted — by people countering their role-playing with their own — Chris has failed to learn and continues to leave the gates to his imaginary realm open to anyone who will validate his fantasies further.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Property damage===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|My hands have punched that wall more than once in the past, yes. But it was part of the sequence of events at the time in practice of physically breaking the threads of the [[iron curtain]] veil.|Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord#Punched wall]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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As of [[July 2021]], a hallway in the Chandler home has damage to the drywall from being punched in. Chris stated that he had punched the wall in order to physically break the &amp;quot;[[Iron Curtain]]&amp;quot; - his term for a dimensional barrier between reality and his fantasy dimension [[C-197]].&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Direct Message to Hasbro - MLPG5 Is Cancelled.-ay-NMiYIdGI.mp400002-min.png|[[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|A video]] still showing the punched-in wall.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fantasy and fiction==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?|Chris's question to [[Alec Benson Leary]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|NO!|Alec's response.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You are [[naïve]].|Chris's response to Alec.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ABL call 2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|The chances of this happening are staggering.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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By the time the internet first discovered him circa 2007, Chris already held beliefs that CWCville and his imaginary friends were real, and that he had the power to curse people. Since then, as a maladaptive coping mechanism for his real-world life crumbling around him, Chris gradually took on larger-scale fantasies, such as [[Dimensions|parallel dimensions]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== CWCville ===&lt;br /&gt;
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CWCville is Chris’s original vision of an imaginary and idyllic fantasy world, where everything is build around his comfort and convenience, and where he enjoys great power with scant responsibility. Chris believes that CWCville is real, and uses the city as a way to “escape” from a world that does not [[Chris and his Ego|give Chris what he wants]]. CWCville was originally an infill city within the state of [[Virginia]], but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started toying with the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;br /&gt;
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All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as &amp;quot;father&amp;quot;, in much the same way [[Chris and religion|a Christian might consider God to be his or her Creator]] (it is unknown if the comic exists in the universe of CWCville). Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. This is how various events, both major and minor, such as Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding, the birth of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|their children]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu Page on CWCipedia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; [[Kel]]'s romance with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and even [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Blake]]'s wedding&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.286:02_to_9:34.29 I Am The TRUE, ORIGINAL CCWC]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; are said to actually happen &amp;quot;off-screen&amp;quot;, instead of just being a [[Chris and writing|spur-of-the-moment throwaway plot elements]] that Chris is [[stress|too lazy to depict]]. Without prior explanation, Chris made a &amp;quot;spoiler&amp;quot; in his own comic that [[Magi-Chan]] will eventually get together with [[Silvana]], implying that, in Chris's head, this has already &amp;quot;happened&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 Issue 10 Page 37&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It is [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Slaweel Ryam]], not Chris, who apologizes for slandering [[Mary Lee Walsh]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville to be canonical if he's the one stating it (regardless of contradictions) and feels it necessary to explain away undesirable changes to CWCville made as a result of outside influences (e.g. [[BILLY MAYS]], [[Julie Reveals Herself|as Mayor]]). The fact that he needs to explain this in his comic pages shows that he assumes everyone else shares this belief as well. Despite considering his own judgement infallible as applied to his own work, he forces [[Alec Benson Leary calls|others]] to accept the &amp;quot;corrections&amp;quot; he has made to theirs.&lt;br /&gt;
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When the [[Asperpedia Four]] used systematic trolling to make Chris kill off the character [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla as the Lynchpin|Simonla]], Chris viewed it as a deliberate attack on his fantasy world. CWCville, which had always been Chris's way of retreat from the real world, had been infiltrated by outside forces and was no longer impenetrable, so this is likely why Chris put the comic on hiatus; to stop outside forces from causing any more damage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's beliefs are such that he even claims to hold the distinction of Mayor of CWCville &amp;quot;IN REAL LIFE&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He only admits that CWCville is not real when he intends to pacify others he sees as too slow in the mind to comprehend this idea. He most likely defends this belief because he has accomplished and produced virtually nothing worthwhile in his life, and he likes to pretend that he has made a positive impact on something — if only on a metaphysical level. In his opinion, anyone who does not accept this worldview is &amp;quot;[[Chris and hypocrisy|naïve]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 23 July 2017, Chris responded to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], who wondered why Chris wouldn't reboot his comics. As a response, Chris explained that if he were to reboot his comics, that would mean that history in the canon would have to start all over again, and all of the characters would have to start over from their original origins. Essentially, he thinks that if he pulls the plug on his Sonichu franchise and reboots it, that would mean that [[Chris and death|all of his characters would die, and they would somehow reincarnate into their newer upgraded versions]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I believe in the alternate dimensions where each set or all of our animated characters reside and live their lives, and continue growing long after their series is finished (or stay kids; whatever).|Chris to [[Doopie]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Dimensions ===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Dimensions|Dimensional Merge}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|the moment I brought up the multiverse, he listened.|The original [[Idea Guy]] on how he got Chris's attention.&amp;lt;ref name=IGQA&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris’s belief in alternative dimensions enables him to disconnect from the poor and mundane life he currently resides in and to shift responsibility over personality flaws to an alternative Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It gives him solace to believe that he, or other versions of himself, exist in other places where he is content, successful, and surrounded by characters and people who love him. The Idea Guys exploited Chris's nascent beliefs and desires on other dimensions and further shaped them as part of their cult-like grip over his beliefs.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Dimensional Merge is Chris's ultimate escapist fantasy, enabling him to think he is powerful, wealthy, with real friends and a happy marriage, all just waiting for him on the other side of the &amp;quot;dimensional curtain&amp;quot;. A concept originally created by the Idea Guys and later expanded on by Chris with the help of fantasy enablers, the Merge is his hope that the sister dimensions 1218 and C-197 will unify, with him overseeing the merge in his role as the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]]. The dimension &amp;quot;1218&amp;quot; (sometimes referred to as &amp;quot;Earth 1218&amp;quot;) is the dimension of reality. The dimension &amp;quot;C-197&amp;quot; is the designation for Chris's imaginary world which contains all of his favorite fictional characters and [[OC]]s. The Merge was originally scheduled to complete by the end of [[2018]] leaving behind a universe known as 1C-211987 with elements of both sister dimensions and enable Chris to realize his dream of hanging out with Sonichu and his pals.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Imaginary friends===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|And One Day, Very Soon, [[Polyamorous marriage|my family]] and I will be able to show ourselves to you all, then you will be taking back your own “scizzo” labels. Harrumph!|Chris, [[May 2018 social media posts#Imaginary family|vowing]] that we will see his characters in the flesh.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|When I look into the eyes of a Original or Fictional Character, I do not see Fiction at all; I see a full living being and individual. I see a friend, or lover in few cases.|Chris, [[April 2021 social media posts#Fictional characters|describing]] how he sees his characters as real.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png|thumb|Chris overhears a conversation held by his imaginary friend [[Night Star]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition to CWCville, Chris's belief in imaginary friends is another major element of escapism. A mix of maladaptive coping and daydreaming, Chris believes that [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] actually exist in both [[C-197]] and [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|1218]], and that he can communicate with them via [[meditation]] sessions — in reality conflating his inner monologue with imagined visions and voices of his fictional friends.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are many instances of Chris trying to interact with his imaginary friends over the years, becoming more prevalent over time as his desire for escapism intensifies. Examples include [[Imaginary friends#Sonichu|his confrontation]] with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in 2004, his [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|imaginary dance partner]] at the 2017 BronyCon gala, and social media messages near the end of the 2010s written either from a point of view of any of his [[OC]]s&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Heart attack claim|Twitter messages]] from @MagiChan111448, 26 June 2019.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; or in which he claims to be with any of them.&amp;lt;ref name=aug2019car&amp;gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Twitter messages]] from @CPU_CWCSonichu, 5 August 2019.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In fall 2017, the Idea Guys role-played as Chris's own imaginary friends, giving Chris validation over his preexisting notions and further fueling his maladaptive behavior — such as by convincing Chris that his imaginary friends will be united with him in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that he is married to several of them in a [[polyamorous marriage]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Magical thinking===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Quite frankly I believe you are wasting your time there are more productive things in life than levitating a pen put your energy into those.|Magician Uri Geller's advice for Chris, who had asked Uri for help training his psychic powers.&amp;lt;ref name=uri&amp;gt;[[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I am Not wasting my time!|Chris's reply.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's habit of magical thinking is another maladaptive coping method, manifesting in delusions of grandeur. Instead of putting in effort to improve his own life, Chris prefers to believe that magic will do it for him. In addition, he believes that magic will allow him to neutralize his perceived enemies.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I intend to do a LOT more good with my Psychic Powers to bring Peace and take down up to All of the Internet Haters and Bullies! I Need to do all these in my own control.|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=uri&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris believes he has an array of magic powers. Most notable is the ability to [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] his enemies (as well as to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|undo it]]). Others include [[Sarah May Skype Logs|communicating with the dead]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwashing people]], and [[psychic powers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Superstitions===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris_chan_and_reality_jpg.jpg|450px|thumb|left|Great party, isn't it?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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While most of Chris's superstitions are his own, he also takes part in popular superstitions as well.  Autistic people in general tend to be predisposed to wishful and magical thinking, finding superstitions to be comforting.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris dislikes the number 13, because he thinks it is an unlucky number: triskaidekaphobia (the fear of 13) is already a common American superstition, with {{w|Microsoft Office}} notably skipping version 13 during the development of Office 2010.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Flynn, David, [https://web.archive.org/web/20090206073052/http://apcmag.com/microsoft_to_skip_unlucky_office_13.htm/ ‘Microsoft to skip &amp;quot;unlucky&amp;quot; Office 13’], ''Australian Personal Computer (APC)'', 29 March 2007 (accessed 6 May 2019).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, Chris's fear of the number 13 had an unusual effect on the numbering of the ''Sonichu'' comics, where ''Sonichu #13'' was numbered as [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] (showing his incompetency with either logic or [[math]])&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain’s Log, 14 August 2017 (''More Positive Content'')]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and where the Episode ''&amp;quot;One Lucky Dog&amp;quot;'' from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] was labelled &amp;quot;[[Sonichu 6#Episode 12.5: &amp;quot;One Lucky Dog&amp;quot;|Episode 12.5]]&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic7P1.htm Sonichu 6, Page 1.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On [[Twitter]], when going into multi-tweet rants, Chris numbers the tweets. For Twitter messages which exceed 12 tweets, Chris either replaces the number 13 with a repeated 12 or with 12-9.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023969772168511488&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;It should be noted that there are more sensible ways for avoiding the use of the number 13, even if it is necessary to maintain the consistency of numbering. They include:&lt;br /&gt;
* Renumbering 13 as 12&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;A&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;, 12½ or 12.5;&lt;br /&gt;
* Renumbering 13 as 12&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;B&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;, and renumber 12 as 12&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;A&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has also shown belief in astrology. He included his and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]'s zodiac signs in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares|Life-Shares]]. In his [[OkCupid]] profile, he wrote that his sign is &amp;quot;Pisces, and it's fun to think about&amp;quot;. He wrote to [[Jessica Quinn]], &amp;quot;I am emotion-prone, and I tend to do as I feel and life flows, like the Pisces I was born under.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2016 Facebook posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; One of the quotes on his first Facebook was &amp;quot;I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER. I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart&amp;quot;. His belief in star signs may explain why he holds such a high significance to his [[birthday]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris places significance on his [[Amnyfest Ring|birthstone]], which he calls &amp;quot;[[Speech impediment|amnyfest]]&amp;quot;. He believes the class ring with the stone is what gives him power, and even pointed it out to [[Emily]] on their date. More recently, he has attached an amethyst quartz crystal to his [[medallion]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the real world==&lt;br /&gt;
===Science and technology===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Chris and science}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I do not even know of the symptoms, because, again, if I literally overthought about it, I would be at greater risk of infecting myself from reading and repeating the list in my mind. It’s Neurotypical and idiotic for anyone to do that and overthink it.|Chris rationalizes staying ignorant of the viral disease [[COVID-19‎‎]].&amp;lt;ref name=viral&amp;gt;[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he suggests that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Poké Ball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the GameCube memory card. He expects users of this peripheral to be able to read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral (in a manner much like on ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''). In addition, Chris has no idea how everyday machines such as [[Son-Chu|cars]] work, evidenced in how [[September 2014|he claimed]] that a 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block was a great &amp;quot;fixer upper.&amp;quot; Normally, any serious physical damage to a car's engine can only be repaired by a very skilled mechanic, or cannot be repaired at all and one must buy a new engine (both of which are not cheap, but [[Chris and money|that's an entirely different problem]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has also been shown to lack knowledge in basic pathology. When he contracted a cold in December 2019, he had misattributed it to the large-scale [[Chris and anger|triggering]] he got from a number of people on his Twitter.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Social rules===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Dating education}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also obsesses over popular &amp;quot;rules&amp;quot; about relationships.  He's held onto the idea that sex should be given on the [[third date]], as well as other [[How to Talk to Girls|overly generic]] dating advice.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Conspiracy theories===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder [...] to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out|Chris blaming his school board for a decision made by a game store manager.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Greene County Conspiracy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris and his parents have come up with several conspiracy theories to explain away his life problems. Notable examples are of Chris [[Greene County Conspiracy|blaming his elementary school]] for keeping him in his autistic shell, his parents' notion that [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Megan Schroeder]] were masterminds behind the [[trolls]], and Chris's belief that Snyder caused his own injuries when Chris and his mother [[28 October 2011|hit him with their car]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Estimation===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Mathematics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|A [[Son-Chu|CAR]] WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS|Chris, being unaware that most cars weigh two or three tons.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 9]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has a tendency to hugely exaggerate estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight E-mails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] in his favor, as evidenced in his description of a [[11042009 51 50|12-pack of canned lemonade as being fifty pounds (22.7 kg)]]. This behavior is symptomatic of {{w|dyscalculia}}, a common symptom of autism, which leaves the sufferer with poor comprehension of time, measurement, or spatial reasoning. However, Chris does not really display any other symptoms of it, suggesting this behavior isn't mere ignorance, but rather Chris telling childish lies to try to impress people with his physical strength.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Lack of theory of mind===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has no idea on how the billions of people on the planet think. He thinks that all men would happily wear [[Brassieres For Males|bras]] and skirts (It must be noted that Chris thought these ideas so that he and he alone would feel more comfortable [[Tomgirl Saga|crossdressing]]), and that every Sonic fan on the planet would support him in his [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. When somebody informs him that they have a differing opinion to him, he throws a tantrum and denounces that person as a [[troll]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Narcissistic tendencies===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris automatically assumes his lies will be believed, even if they contradict existing information. This is copiously evidenced in his constant [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] during the [[Father Call]], wherein Chris fibs incessantly about his [[Chris and health|health]] (among other things), frequently denying things or changing his story whenever he gets caught out. His habit of lying and lying about his lies is likely inherited from his mother, whom [[Cole Smithey E-mails|his brother described]] as a pathological liar. When asked by [[Evan]] to remove [[Simonla]] from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character [[Simonchu]] and, thus, effectively had.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The fact that he [[Things Chris has ripped off|demonstrably could not have done this]] did not factor into his reasoning. Chris &amp;quot;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]&amp;quot; Simonla's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a &amp;quot;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]&amp;quot; denying that Simonla had ever been inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this revised version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris considers people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] to be &amp;quot;fakers&amp;quot; who are taking &amp;quot;the Shine and Limelight&amp;quot; away from genuine autistic people such as himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Although Chris has admitted that this &amp;quot;fact&amp;quot; is only his &amp;quot;own idea,&amp;quot; he still believes that to think otherwise is to [[Chris and religion|&amp;quot;conform to blasphem[y].&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; As with many other things which antagonize him, Chris simply assumes Aspergers to be significant of a conspiracy targeting himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unsurprisingly, Chris can come across as highly delusional when he expects to be taken seriously. For example, on 28 April 2012, he made an empty threat to the [[Kiwi Farms]] about hunting down each of its members; he claimed to know where each of them lives in an attempt to intimidate the trolls. Even if one were to gloss over the fact that he wouldn't even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|cough up $800 to travel to Redmond to see his dreams come true]] (and it should be noted that there are trolls all over America, and indeed the world), there's a high chance that there will only be one [[Kick the Autistic|outcome]] of Chris actively pursuing his trolls with the purpose of doing them harm. All things considered, Chris ended up making himself even more of a laughing stock in the process.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Health}}&lt;br /&gt;
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