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2011-09-09T07:21:57Z

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'''Chris''': How about that?
 '''Kacey''': Oh, that would be awesome! Please, please do.
 '''Chris''': And I'll- And I will double-space it for you. [pause] And I'll p-
 '''Kacey''': Okay, that's neat.
 '''Chris''': [studdering] I'll- I'll- I'll- I'll handwrite it first and then I'll type it up in Microsoft Word.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, well I mean a hundred words isn't that much. I mean, make it as long as you want. Do as much as you can.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, okay. Maybe I'll update- Maybe I'll up the minimum to 500 words then.
 '''Kacey''': Okay cool.
 '''Chris''': Aight. Yeah, you know I did have to write such essays many times before. So yeah. I've gotten good grades on my essays.
 '''Kacey''': That's good.
 '''Chris''': [Trying to continue] Yeah, it's like and I-
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] So um, speaking of those essays, did you ever upload those to the CWCipedia like you said you were going to for me?
 '''Chris''': Hmmmm. I haven't been able to uh, get around to finding the essays yet. But I'm looking for them.
 '''Kacey''': Oh awesome, cause I really really really want to see those. I am very interested.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, one thing I can start off with for the wik- for the CWCipedia though is uh, you know I had on the original Sonichu si- which I still have those ht- well those html files though. And uh, also the uh, short short-lived Sonichu's News- Sonichu News Dash newsletter I actually in real life distributed it a little bit- distributed it in Piedmont Virginia Community College. I mean that was like a lame- that was like kind of a near-lame attempt for me- for me to try and find uh- try- just another attempt at my sweetheart search cause I constantly had this uh- cause I always had to add me in like you know, "Oh yeah, I'm searching for uh- I'm searching- Oh yeah, Christian Weston Chandler, still searching for an 18-current age year old girl..." yadda yadda yadda 
 '''Kacey''': Well, maybe that's why they didn't want it. Cause I mean, I- Nintendo Power's supposed to be about [stuff?] but remember. No I mean like essays, uhm... you know, like from high school and stuff. Like you know that- you know to see another side of you beyond the Sonichu. You know, let me get to know the REAL Christian Weston Chandler. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, yeah. Okay. I uhh... yeah I'm definitely looking for those and I will... if I have- if I don't have it on paper, then I'll type em up on Microsoft- I'll type them up and uhh... get those uh- get those up there as soon as possible.
 '''Kacey''': Okay awesome! I'm excited, yayy! I feel like we're getting back on a good, you know, path.
 '''Chris''': Okay, that's good. Uh, You mean a good path in our friendship?
 '''Kacey''': Yes, yes in our friendship.
 '''Chris''': Okay, that's good. That's very good. Oh actually, y'know just to let you know though, I heard in Church, oh shoot let's see- today's Monday isn't it?
 '''Kacey''': Yes, today is Monday.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, so yeah, that was yesterday. Yesterday in Church, I heard about uh- from the current president of UVA's student services, something like that, uh- over uh- speaking of the Wesley Memorial yesterday uh- at the Church, and then uh- at the nearby Wesley Memorial foundation building where they like to do student activities, you know, for UVA student events and then whatever adults and whatever. Uh, There's gonna be a yoga session this Wednesday, and I'm go- and I'm planning on going to it, you know, to make- to meet some new people and hopefully make some new friends.
 '''Kacey''': [awestruck] That sounds awesome. I hope you do.
 '''Chris''': Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': That- That's good for you.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, plus it's uh, yoga. So, I've only heard of yoga on television, so...
 '''Kacey''': Well, yoga takes a lot of flexibility and balance. So, you know, just don't overdo it.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, okay. I mean, I m- I mean, I know they talk about yoga a lot in WiiFit [chuckles]
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, well. It's a lot different from WiiFit. I mean, do you think you have pretty good flexibility and balance?
 '''Chris''': Eh, yeah. I think I- I think I'd do- I think I'd do well. I can stand on-
 '''Kacey''': Are you really good at the WiiFit? Do you play WiiFit a lot?
 '''Chris''': No I- I do not currently own WiiFit. But-
 '''Kacey''': Oh okay.
 '''Chris''': [continuing] I was just saying. I was talking about like, you know, on the balance. I think I have a fairly good balance. Sometimes I even go about as long as half- about uh- about a whole song track on Guitar Hero standing on one leg.
 '''Kacey''': Oh... yeah. That sounds uh... that sounds interesting. 
 '''Chris''': I mean, have you ever tried tha?. Playing- playing- playing guitar hero. On the guitar. Standing on one leg.
 '''Kacey''': [chuckles] S- Sounds kinda- funny to me. I mean, but you know, standing on one leg isn't that hard.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, but st- I mean, you gotta make like a flamingo. And bend the other leg upward. And like-
 '''Kacey''': [disinterested] yeah.
 '''Chris''': Y- you definitely gotta have balance doing that.
 '''Kacey''': I suppose so. I mean, especially if the guitar's heavy. I haven't played Guitar Hero, I've only played Rock Band. But I guess they're the same ones, right.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, they're guitars. Even though there's like, you know, Rock Band has Defender Strobecaster? in the new upcoming Beatle Rec- Beatle Recreations. And the guitar is mostly uh Gibson.
 '''Kacey''': [Bored] Oh, okay.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, although- although I will let you know about this though. Between Guitar Hero and uh, uh Rock Band guitars, I definitely like the Guitar Hero guitars because they click. And the rock band guitars, they're just so fl- they're just flimsy.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I like REAL guitars better. I think they're sexy.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, well.
 '''Kacey''': Especially when guys can write music and songs. Like, I would love it if a guy wrote a song for me.
 '''Chris''': Hm. Maybe I could write a song. Cause you know [stutters] between Guitar Hero: [somethingcore] Metallica and Guitar Hero 5, they have song creation. You just [unintelligible]
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, I know. But like, I mean, like, on a real guitar. I mean, it's like, you know, my Chris did that for me. It was, [swoons] ahhh. I love... yeah. He didn't write a song for me, but he did play guitar, and it was... it was just nice. But I would love, you know, like, a real... song written for me.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, well. I don't play real guitar. But think about this. You know, on Guitar Hero: Mix, on GH Mix, you have to actually coordinate the music between all the inst- between all the- instruments. I mean, you can do more than just guitar mix stuff. You can definitely blend in the bass, the uh, rhythm and the drums, and actually sing.
 '''Kacey''': [not impressed] Oh cool, uhmm. Well, I mean. It's still not real guitar, but I mean. I guess if you're compensating for something? But I mean, if you wanna do that for me, I'd appreciate it.
 '''Chris''': I would be happy to do that for you.
 '''Kacey''': Oh, okay.
 '''Chris''': And then I'll- And maybe I'll show you I can be just as good at Guitar Hero as a real guitar.
 '''Kacey''': I don't know if that's possible, but I- I'll give it a chance! What else is on your mind?
 '''Chris''': Ok. Lemme see, what else is on my mind? [grunts while thinking] Well, talking about fu- my walking- y'know in addition to the lap around the neighborhood, my family took their weekly trip to IHOP and dropped me off at the mall. I walked about-
 '''Kacey''': uh-huh
 '''Chris''': [continues] five laps- I walked about five laps around the mall.
 '''Kacey''': Okay.
 '''Chris''': And I also uh, walked into like, Sears, the female half of the- our [something?] is divided into two halves. One guy half, one female half. And the guy half is m- it's all the uh knick-knacks and all that female ha- oh yeah that's right. You've been there- 
 '''Kacey''': [pauses] ...yeah.
 '''Chris''': You've been there. [laughs heartily]
 '''Kacey''': [laughs awkwardly]
 '''Chris''': And then- and- yeah. And JC Penny. Yeah, anyway, I walked into there uh- into those places. Well, you know, shopping to see if they had any uh- see what they had in sports bras. And, you know, they don't have much. And they always sell em as uh, individual bras.
 '''Kacey''': [gasps]
 '''Chris''': And they're- pretty dang pricey! And uh-
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, they usually are.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, Belk just doens't have any sports bras at all.
 '''Kacey''': Oh... really?
 '''Chris''': Yeah what- what's all over the bra creation over in that side- inside Belk. No sports bras to be found.
 '''Kacey''': Oh, well. I don't know. I don't usually go there to get my... bras. I go there you kn- I go to like, Victoria's Secret, and like Fredericks and stuff.
 '''Chris''': Hm... okay yeah, you just like to wear fancy bras.
 '''Kacey''': Well, that and they're comfortable and supportive. And they're nice quality.
 '''Chris''': Yeah. Well that's your opinion and I respect that. But you know- just to let you know though, the sports- the sports bra I'm wearing that just c- which came in the three-pack, Fruit-of-the-room bland, uh... some cotton with uh... I forget what the band's made of. Uh, but anyway. They feel- these- anyway- these sports bras just feel really- just feel really comfortable to me. Like, you know. If you wanna try it, that's good. I can encourage that.
 '''Kacey''': [disinterested again] Okay cool
 '''Chris''': [Continuing obliviously] Of course, you know, you definitely get the multi-pack. You know, three-pack for like, ten dollars. At least the one- at least the Wal-Mart here sells them for that price. Three for ten.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I mean, wash them.
 '''Chris''': I'm sorry, what?
 '''Kacey''': You don't have to buy tons of them, you can just wash them. Like, I mean, unless you're doing it for style, there's no reason to have a lot of them.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, I currently- I currently have six. But I understand from my mom that I can wear a bra three- I can wear a bra for three days, and then uh, switch over to a new one.
 '''Kacey''': Well, uh. Also with those things. I know you've never [pause] used them before. But you need to, you know, let them air out every night. And uhm. You know, I at least rinse mine with a little bit of spray clenser. You know, maybe some Febreze? Maybe anything? But I mean, I also wear perfume and stuff, so...
 '''Chris''': Okay, so wait a minute. Spray what with Febreze?
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, you- some Febreze! That would work.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, so wait a minute. You're talking about spraying the bra with Febreze?
 '''Kacey''': Of course. You don't put that on your skin.
 '''Chris''': Okay! [laughs nervously] okay. I just wanted to make sure I understood. [softly, like he's writing] okay... Febreze. [loudly again] Yeah, okay. Well, I'm not sure if we have any Febreze in the bathroom, but you know, next chance I get, I will definitely get some Febreze.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, cool. Awesome! Like, they have different scents now that smell really good.
 '''Chris''': Hm. Okay, what do you recommend?
 '''Kacey''': [as soon as he finished] I like the lavender one. I love that one the most.
 '''Chris''': [trying to speak] Oh I love th-
 '''Kacey''': It's one of the purple ones. There's a spring one, and then there's a lavender one.
 '''Chris''': Oh, I like lavender scent.
 '''Kacey''': Oh cool.
 '''Chris''': I have- I have smelled Lavender before. It does smell good.
 '''Kacey''': Yeah.
 '''Chris''': Okay. That's good. Very good. We found common ground there, we both like lavender.
 '''Kacey''': It's not my favorite, but it's one of them.
 '''Chris''': Okay, one of them. Okay, what is your top favorite scent.
 '''Kacey''': Uhm... probably either like a sandalwood amber thing, or vanilla.
 '''Chris''': Vanilla's aw- Vanilla is good. What was the other one? Sandal with amber?
 '''Kacey''': Sandalwood with amber.
 '''Chris''': Oh... an.. an... I'm sorry. Andal wood?
 '''Kacey''': Sandalwood. You know like, sandals you wear on your feet? Yeah.
 '''Chris''': Ohhh, sandalwood. Yeah, okay, sandalwood with amber. Okay.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I actually uhm. I have lots of different perfumes and I mix them, and I layer them, but I make sure their scents all correspond.
 '''Chris''': Wow, you- you mix your own perfumes...
 '''Kacey''': Yeah
 '''Chris''': That's inte- that's very good. I mean the-
 '''Kacey''': And that way, when one wears off, I've got another thing. It's- it's really nice. But you know, men don't wear perfume. They wear cologne and body spray and stuff.
 '''Chris''': Yeah... y'know speaking of mixing things- mixing things up. I often like to uh, mix things up. Like, you know, if I'm at like Country Cooking or Golden Corral, I li- I sometimes like to mix things and, you know, mix foods togeth- mix different foods you know, like a different combination of vegetables. Y- you know aside from a salad, but I mean like, you know, maybe green beans and corn and... cook- cooked carrots. Whatever, whatever they have there. Or, you know, here's a fun- here's a fun thing you can try: mixing in the cooked vegetables in mashed potatos.
 '''Kacey''': Uh I don't really like to mix my food. I'm just like that. I don't like cooked carrots either, I think they're gross. I mean- but I mean, it's not the same as mixing [spices fo?]- but I see what you're getting from. Like, uhm I- I know people who do that all the time, but I like to eat my stuff individually. Unless it does go together.
 '''Chris''': [dejected] Yeah... I hear ya. That's good. Okay... Okay, well, you know, just to let you know, I was just reading this article about Seth MacFarlane in this month's Playboy, you know, just talking about uh- just talking about Family Guy, you know. You know this [interview?] was about- about ten years ago since it first aired just after Super Bowl XXXIII. And Seth MacFarlane just calls that game- just call- just called that game boring.
 '''Kacey''': [disinterested] Oh, really. [clicking in background]
 '''Chris''': Yeah... he just called the game boring. But, you know. And then it just... [starts mumbling] oh shoot... what did it say about... Family Guy uhm... Yeah I haven't seen... well maybe uhm... [speaks loudly again] Yeah, he was [pressed?] that the show was gonna be huge. And then- and... and then apparently it had gotten huge numbers r- right after that. Yeah, and you know, and of course, y- he quotes, he blames FOX a little bit for its dow- for uh, it's pop- for its viewer downfall when they moved it from Sunday to Thursday night. I'm inclined to agree with him on that. Especially since, you know, he- he does quote saying Family Guy was against Friends, Survivor, Who Wants to be a Millionaire? at the height of its popularity. And among other things, like the Moon Landings, the Olympics, and the Kennedy Assassination, 9/11.
 '''Kacey''': Uh huh
 '''Chris''': Yeah, anyway, I was just starting to read the uh, articles between Playboy's questions and MacFarlane's answers. And there's a fun like uh- there's a fun like, rendition that Macfarlane did of, everybody but Brian, and I think a recreation- and I think a recreation of Q in Playboy outfits. So yea- It's like you know, Meg, Peter, Stewie, Lois, and Chris. And [starts giggling] they're all standing in Playboy bikinis and, and uh... pantyhose, and Brian's just looking at them all and then there's this guy who looks like Hugh Hefner, except he has black hair. And Meg is stuffing her bra...
 '''Kacey''': Oh...
 '''Chris''': With tissue [prolonged awkward pause]
 '''Kacey''': Well I mean, uhm... I really don't know a lot about Family Guy, cause I stopped watching, cause I had work and school. But didn't they confirm that Stewie's gay, like not too long ago?
 '''Chris''': Well, yeah. Uh... [I'll?] uhh.... Probably a little bit. Hang on a second, I have to go... swee- I have to- I have to juggle a little bit here. Uhm. Yeah, in this article here in Playboy, MacFarlane is quoted as saying "Ultimately Stewie will either be gay, or be a very unhappy repressed heterosexual".
 '''Kacey''': I guess that means he's gay.
 '''Chris''': Eh, there. I guess there you are then.
 '''Kacey''': Cause you know repressed.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, of course this also explains why he's so hell-bent on killing Lois. He has a lot of aggression which comes from uncertainty about his orientation, quoting Seth MacFarlane in the article here.
 '''Kacey''': Oooooh.
 '''Chris''': Yeah. If you wanna read- if you want to read the article for yourself, it's the uh, September 09 issue of Playboy, featuring miss uh- featuring th- with this- a picture of a- I think it- I think this girl is Heidi Montage, this uh- hot bleach blonde, but she's all- but she's like covered with dirt and grime with the Playboy symbol uh, cleaned out on her... belly. The- They're uh- they're uh, advertising heavily on the uh- Inglorius Bastards movie from Quentin Tarantino.
 '''Kacey''': Right. Well, you know, wouldn't it be wrong if you told me to go buy a Playboy. Cause, I mean, I thought you didn't... I don't know, you know? It's just a joke. Cause you don't like gay people, and a girl buying a playboy...
 '''Chris''': Yeah, I know. You'd rather go buy a Playgirl, right? [laughs]
 '''Kacey''': [laughs really awkwardly with Chris] Uhh, I don't know. I don't really go into those magazines, you know? It's kinda against my religion.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, okay. But... you know? I guess you can google the article and see if you can find somebody uploaded the uh, quotes and all- the quotes and all that. But uhhm... [was there anything else?]... uhm... let me thing about that a moment uh... I mean, I guess that's okay, cause, you know, they have the- they have- they also have like, these funny little comics in there where they take- where they mock- or they mock about, you know, the guys obsession over the women, so you can like, see a little bit of the... dude's thing. [chuckles] In there.
 '''Kacey''': Are you looking?
 '''Chris''': No, I'm not looking?
 '''Kacey''': Well, how did you know.
 '''Chris''': Eh, I don't know. I just- I- No, you know, I'm just remembering-
 '''Kacey''': It's okay to be curious. It doesn't mean you're gay or anything if you just wanna look. You know, compare or anything.
 '''Chris''': No, no, no, I'm not. No, I'm- I'm not looking. I'm- I'm not comparing or anything. I'm remembering this one guy, oh yeah, here he is. You can google this guy. It's uh, it's called Needy Ned. And uh, it- it constantly has this uh- elder guy who's hitting on- he's trying to hit on the ladies

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2011-09-09T07:20:29Z

Caxichu: Kacey Call 11

'''Chris''': How about that?
 '''Kacey''': Oh, that would be awesome! Please, please do.
 '''Chris''': And I'll- And I will double-space it for you. [pause] And I'll p-
 '''Kacey''': Okay, that's neat.
 '''Chris''': [studdering] I'll- I'll- I'll- I'll handwrite it first and then I'll type it up in Microsoft Word.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, well I mean a hundred words isn't that much. I mean, make it as long as you want. Do as much as you can.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, okay. Maybe I'll update- Maybe I'll up the minimum to 500 words then.
 '''Kacey''': Okay cool.
 '''Chris''': Aight. Yeah, you know I did have to write such essays many times before. So yeah. I've gotten good grades on my essays.
 '''Kacey''': That's good.
 '''Chris''': [Trying to continue] Yeah, it's like and I-
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] So um, speaking of those essays, did you ever upload those to the CWCipedia like you said you were going to for me?
 '''Chris''': Hmmmm. I haven't been able to uh, get around to finding the essays yet. But I'm looking for them.
 '''Kacey''': Oh awesome, cause I really really really want to see those. I am very interested.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, one thing I can start off with for the wik- for the CWCipedia though is uh, you know I had on the original Sonichu si- which I still have those ht- well those html files though. And uh, also the uh, short short-lived Sonichu's News- Sonichu News Dash newsletter I actually in real life distributed it a little bit- distributed it in Piedmont Virginia Community College. I mean that was like a lame- that was like kind of a near-lame attempt for me- for me to try and find uh- try- just another attempt at my sweetheart search cause I constantly had this uh- cause I always had to add me in like you know, "Oh yeah, I'm searching for uh- I'm searching- Oh yeah, Christian Weston Chandler, still searching for an 18-current age year old girl..." yadda yadda yadda 
 '''Kacey''': Well, maybe that's why they didn't want it. Cause I mean, I- Nintendo Power's supposed to be about [stuff?] but remember. No I mean like essays, uhm... you know, like from high school and stuff. Like you know that- you know to see another side of you beyond the Sonichu. You know, let me get to know the REAL Christian Weston Chandler. 
 '''Chris''': Yeah, yeah. Okay. I uhh... yeah I'm definitely looking for those and I will... if I have- if I don't have it on paper, then I'll type em up on Microsoft- I'll type them up and uhh... get those uh- get those up there as soon as possible.
 '''Kacey''': Okay awesome! I'm excited, yayy! I feel like we're getting back on a good, you know, path.
 '''Chris''': Okay, that's good. Uh, You mean a good path in our friendship?
 '''Kacey''': Yes, yes in our friendship.
 '''Chris''': Okay, that's good. That's very good. Oh actually, y'know just to let you know though, I heard in Church, oh shoot let's see- today's Monday isn't it?
 '''Kacey''': Yes, today is Monday.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, so yeah, that was yesterday. Yesterday in Church, I heard about uh- from the current president of UVA's student services, something like that, uh- over uh- speaking of the Wesley Memorial yesterday uh- at the Church, and then uh- at the nearby Wesley Memorial foundation building where they like to do student activities, you know, for UVA student events and then whatever adults and whatever. Uh, There's gonna be a yoga session this Wednesday, and I'm go- and I'm planning on going to it, you know, to make- to meet some new people and hopefully make some new friends.
 '''Kacey''': [awestruck] That sounds awesome. I hope you do.
 '''Chris''': Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': That- That's good for you.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, plus it's uh, yoga. So, I've only heard of yoga on television, so...
 '''Kacey''': Well, yoga takes a lot of flexibility and balance. So, you know, just don't overdo it.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, okay. I mean, I m- I mean, I know they talk about yoga a lot in WiiFit [chuckles]
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, well. It's a lot different from WiiFit. I mean, do you think you have pretty good flexibility and balance?
 '''Chris''': Eh, yeah. I think I- I think I'd do- I think I'd do well. I can stand on-
 '''Kacey''': Are you really good at the WiiFit? Do you play WiiFit a lot?
 '''Chris''': No I- I do not currently own WiiFit. But-
 '''Kacey''': Oh okay.
 '''Chris''': [continuing] I was just saying. I was talking about like, you know, on the balance. I think I have a fairly good balance. Sometimes I even go about as long as half- about uh- about a whole song track on Guitar Hero standing on one leg.
 '''Kacey''': Oh... yeah. That sounds uh... that sounds interesting. 
 '''Chris''': I mean, have you ever tried tha?. Playing- playing- playing guitar hero. On the guitar. Standing on one leg.
 '''Kacey''': [chuckles] S- Sounds kinda- funny to me. I mean, but you know, standing on one leg isn't that hard.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, but st- I mean, you gotta make like a flamingo. And bend the other leg upward. And like-
 '''Kacey''': [disinterested] yeah.
 '''Chris''': Y- you definitely gotta have balance doing that.
 '''Kacey''': I suppose so. I mean, especially if the guitar's heavy. I haven't played Guitar Hero, I've only played Rock Band. But I guess they're the same ones, right.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, they're guitars. Even though there's like, you know, Rock Band has Defender Strobecaster? in the new upcoming Beatle Rec- Beatle Recreations. And the guitar is mostly uh Gibson.
 '''Kacey''': [Bored] Oh, okay.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, although- although I will let you know about this though. Between Guitar Hero and uh, uh Rock Band guitars, I definitely like the Guitar Hero guitars because they click. And the rock band guitars, they're just so fl- they're just flimsy.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I like REAL guitars better. I think they're sexy.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, well.
 '''Kacey''': Especially when guys can write music and songs. Like, I would love it if a guy wrote a song for me.
 '''Chris''': Hm. Maybe I could write a song. Cause you know [stutters] between Guitar Hero: [somethingcore] Metallica and Guitar Hero 5, they have song creation. You just [unintelligible]
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, I know. But like, I mean, like, on a real guitar. I mean, it's like, you know, my Chris did that for me. It was, [swoons] ahhh. I love... yeah. He didn't write a song for me, but he did play guitar, and it was... it was just nice. But I would love, you know, like, a real... song written for me.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, well. I don't play real guitar. But think about this. You know, on Guitar Hero: Mix, on GH Mix, you have to actually coordinate the music between all the inst- between all the- instruments. I mean, you can do more than just guitar mix stuff. You can definitely blend in the bass, the uh, rhythm and the drums, and actually sing.
 '''Kacey''': [not impressed] Oh cool, uhmm. Well, I mean. It's still not real guitar, but I mean. I guess if you're compensating for something? But I mean, if you wanna do that for me, I'd appreciate it.
 '''Chris''': I would be happy to do that for you.
 '''Kacey''': Oh, okay.
 '''Chris''': And then I'll- And maybe I'll show you I can be just as good at Guitar Hero as a real guitar.
 '''Kacey''': I don't know if that's possible, but I- I'll give it a chance! What else is on your mind?
 '''Chris''': Ok. Lemme see, what else is on my mind? [grunts while thinking] Well, talking about fu- my walking- y'know in addition to the lap around the neighborhood, my family took their weekly trip to IHOP and dropped me off at the mall. I walked about-
 '''Kacey''': uh-huh
 '''Chris''': [continues] five laps- I walked about five laps around the mall.
 '''Kacey''': Okay.
 '''Chris''': And I also uh, walked into like, Sears, the female half of the- our [something?] is divided into two halves. One guy half, one female half. And the guy half is m- it's all the uh knick-knacks and all that female ha- oh yeah that's right. You've been there- 
 '''Kacey''': [pauses] ...yeah.
 '''Chris''': You've been there. [laughs heartily]
 '''Kacey''': [laughs awkwardly]
 '''Chris''': And then- and- yeah. And JC Penny. Yeah, anyway, I walked into there uh- into those places. Well, you know, shopping to see if they had any uh- see what they had in sports bras. And, you know, they don't have much. And they always sell em as uh, individual bras.
 '''Kacey''': [gasps]
 '''Chris''': And they're- pretty dang pricey! And uh-
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, they usually are.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, Belk just doens't have any sports bras at all.
 '''Kacey''': Oh... really?
 '''Chris''': Yeah what- what's all over the bra creation over in that side- inside Belk. No sports bras to be found.
 '''Kacey''': Oh, well. I don't know. I don't usually go there to get my... bras. I go there you kn- I go to like, Victoria's Secret, and like Fredericks and stuff.
 '''Chris''': Hm... okay yeah, you just like to wear fancy bras.
 '''Kacey''': Well, that and they're comfortable and supportive. And they're nice quality.
 '''Chris''': Yeah. Well that's your opinion and I respect that. But you know- just to let you know though, the sports- the sports bra I'm wearing that just c- which came in the three-pack, Fruit-of-the-room bland, uh... some cotton with uh... I forget what the band's made of. Uh, but anyway. They feel- these- anyway- these sports bras just feel really- just feel really comfortable to me. Like, you know. If you wanna try it, that's good. I can encourage that.
 '''Kacey''': [disinterested again] Okay cool
 '''Chris''': [Continuing obliviously] Of course, you know, you definitely get the multi-pack. You know, three-pack for like, ten dollars. At least the one- at least the Wal-Mart here sells them for that price. Three for ten.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I mean, wash them.
 '''Chris''': I'm sorry, what?
 '''Kacey''': You don't have to buy tons of them, you can just wash them. Like, I mean, unless you're doing it for style, there's no reason to have a lot of them.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, I currently- I currently have six. But I understand from my mom that I can wear a bra three- I can wear a bra for three days, and then uh, switch over to a new one.
 '''Kacey''': Well, uh. Also with those things. I know you've never [pause] used them before. But you need to, you know, let them air out every night. And uhm. You know, I at least rinse mine with a little bit of spray clenser. You know, maybe some Febreze? Maybe anything? But I mean, I also wear perfume and stuff, so...
 '''Chris''': Okay, so wait a minute. Spray what with Febreze?
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, you- some Febreze! That would work.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, so wait a minute. You're talking about spraying the bra with Febreze?
 '''Kacey''': Of course. You don't put that on your skin.
 '''Chris''': Okay! [laughs nervously] okay. I just wanted to make sure I understood. [softly, like he's writing] okay... Febreze. [loudly again] Yeah, okay. Well, I'm not sure if we have any Febreze in the bathroom, but you know, next chance I get, I will definitely get some Febreze.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, cool. Awesome! Like, they have different scents now that smell really good.
 '''Chris''': Hm. Okay, what do you recommend?
 '''Kacey''': [as soon as he finished] I like the lavender one. I love that one the most.
 '''Chris''': [trying to speak] Oh I love th-
 '''Kacey''': It's one of the purple ones. There's a spring one, and then there's a lavender one.
 '''Chris''': Oh, I like lavender scent.
 '''Kacey''': Oh cool.
 '''Chris''': I have- I have smelled Lavender before. It does smell good.
 '''Kacey''': Yeah.
 '''Chris''': Okay. That's good. Very good. We found common ground there, we both like lavender.
 '''Kacey''': It's not my favorite, but it's one of them.
 '''Chris''': Okay, one of them. Okay, what is your top favorite scent.
 '''Kacey''': Uhm... probably either like a sandalwood amber thing, or vanilla.
 '''Chris''': Vanilla's aw- Vanilla is good. What was the other one? Sandal with amber?
 '''Kacey''': Sandalwood with amber.
 '''Chris''': Oh... an.. an... I'm sorry. Andal wood?
 '''Kacey''': Sandalwood. You know like, sandals you wear on your feet? Yeah.
 '''Chris''': Ohhh, sandalwood. Yeah, okay, sandalwood with amber. Okay.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I actually uhm. I have lots of different perfumes and I mix them, and I layer them, but I make sure their scents all correspond.
 '''Chris''': Wow, you- you mix your own perfumes...
 '''Kacey''': Yeah
 '''Chris''': That's inte- that's very good. I mean the-
 '''Kacey''': And that way, when one wears off, I've got another thing. It's- it's really nice. But you know, men don't wear perfume. They wear cologne and body spray and stuff.
 '''Chris''': Yeah... y'know speaking of mixing things- mixing things up. I often like to uh, mix things up. Like, you know, if I'm at like Country Cooking or Golden Corral, I li- I sometimes like to mix things and, you know, mix foods togeth- mix different foods you know, like a different combination of vegetables. Y- you know aside from a salad, but I mean like, you know, maybe green beans and corn and... cook- cooked carrots. Whatever, whatever they have there. Or, you know, here's a fun- here's a fun thing you can try: mixing in the cooked vegetables in mashed potatos.
 '''Kacey''': Uh I don't really like to mix my food. I'm just like that. I don't like cooked carrots either, I think they're gross. I mean- but I mean, it's not the same as mixing [spices fo?]- but I see what you're getting from. Like, uhm I- I know people who do that all the time, but I like to eat my stuff individually. Unless it does go together.
 '''Chris''': [dejected] Yeah... I hear ya. That's good. Okay... Okay, well, you know, just to let you know, I was just reading this article about Seth MacFarlane in this month's Playboy, you know, just talking about uh- just talking about Family Guy, you know. You know this [interview?] was about- about ten years ago since it first aired just after Super Bowl XXXIII. And Seth MacFarlane just calls that game- just call- just called that game boring.
 '''Kacey''': [disinterested] Oh, really. [clicking in background]
 '''Chris''': Yeah... he just called the game boring. But, you know. And then it just... [starts mumbling] oh shoot... what did it say about... Family Guy uhm... Yeah I haven't seen... well maybe uhm... [speaks loudly again] Yeah, he was [pressed?] that the show was gonna be huge. And then- and... and then apparently it had gotten huge numbers r- right after that. Yeah, and you know, and of course, y- he quotes, he blames FOX a little bit for its dow- for uh, it's pop- for its viewer downfall when they moved it from Sunday to Thursday night. I'm inclined to agree with him on that. Especially since, you know, he- he does quote saying Family Guy was against Friends, Survivor, Who Wants to be a Millionaire? at the height of its popularity. And among other things, like the Moon Landings, the Olympics, and the Kennedy Assassination, 9/11.
 '''Kacey''': Uh huh
 '''Chris''': Yeah, anyway, I was just starting to read the uh, articles between Playboy's questions and MacFarlane's answers. And there's a fun like uh- there's a fun like, rendition that Macfarlane did of, everybody but Brian, and I think a recreation- and I think a recreation of Q in Playboy outfits. So yea- It's like you know, Meg, Peter, Stewie, Lois, and Chris. And [starts giggling] they're all standing in Playboy bikinis and, and uh... pantyhose, and Brian's just looking at them all and then there's this guy who looks like Hugh Hefner, except he has black hair. And Meg is stuffing her bra...
 '''Kacey''': Oh...
 '''Chris''': With tissue [prolonged awkward pause]
 '''Kacey''': Well I mean, uhm... I really don't know a lot about Family Guy, cause I stopped watching, cause I had work and school. But didn't they confirm that Stewie's gay, like not too long ago?
 '''Chris''': Well, yeah. Uh... [I'll?] uhh.... Probably a little bit. Hang on a second, I have to go... swee- I have to- I have to juggle a little bit here. Uhm. Yeah, in this article here in Playboy, MacFarlane is quoted as saying "Ultimately Stewie will either be gay, or be a very unhappy repressed heterosexual".
 '''Kacey''': I guess that means he's gay.
 '''Chris''': Eh, there. I guess there you are then.
 '''Kacey''': Cause you know repressed.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, of course this also explains why he's so hell-bent on killing Lois. He has a lot of aggression which comes from uncertainty about his orientation, quoting Seth MacFarlane in the article here.
 '''Kacey''': Oooooh.
 '''Chris''': Yeah. If you wanna read- if you want to read the article for yourself, it's the uh, September 09 issue of Playboy, featuring miss uh- featuring th- with this- a picture of a- I think it- I think this girl is Heidi Montage, this uh- hot bleach blonde, but she's all- but she's like covered with dirt and grime with the Playboy symbol uh, cleaned out on her... belly. The- They're uh- they're uh, advertising heavily on the uh- Inglorius Bastards movie from Quentin Tarantino.
 '''Kacey''': Right. Well, you know, wouldn't it be wrong if you told me to go buy a Playboy. Cause, I mean, I thought you didn't... I don't know, you know? It's just a joke. Cause you don't like gay people, and a girl buying a playboy...
 '''Chris''': Yeah, I know. You'd rather go buy a Playgirl, right? [laughs]
 '''Kacey''': [laughs really awkwardly with Chris] Uhh, I don't know. I don't really go into those magazines, you know? It's kinda against my religion.
 '''Chris''': Yeah, okay. But... you know? I guess you can google the article and see if you can find somebody uploaded the uh, quotes and all- the quotes and all that. But uhhm... [was there anything else?]... uhm... let me thing about that a moment uh... I mean, I guess that's okay, cause, you know, they have the- they have- they also have like, these funny little comics in there where they take- where they mock- or they mock about, you know, the guys obsession over the women, so you can like, see a little bit of the... dude's thing. [chuckles] In there.
 '''Kacey''': Are you looking?
 '''Chris''': No, I'm not looking?
 '''Kacey''': Well, how did you know.
 '''Chris''': Eh, I don't know. I just- I- No, you know, I'm just remembering-
 '''Kacey''': It's okay to be curious. It doesn't mean you're gay or anything if you just wanna look. You know, compare or anything.
 '''Chris''': No, no, no, I'm not. No, I'm- I'm not looking. I'm- I'm not comparing or anything. I'm remembering this one guy, oh yeah, here he is. You can google this guy. It's uh, it's called Needy Ned. And uh, it- it constantly has this uh- elder guy who's hitting on- he's trying to hit on the ladies

Kacey Call 5

2011-06-27T05:59:45Z

Caxichu: Finished!

29 [[August 2009]]

==Highlights==
'''CHRIS:''' "...It's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just was dumb on the subject; I never learned about that sort of thing."

*[[Chris]] just finished getting a "stern talking-to" from Kim about getting a [[job]]; he already can't remember what she said.
*[[Kacey]] did research on how Chris can still receive the [[tugboat]] while having a job or something; he doesn't listen.
*Counselors at [[PVCC]] told Chris that they could get him a job; he didn't listen.
*Chris doesn't know what Financial Aid is; he promises to Google it.
*Chris didn't have any control over his own [[Chris and money|money]] until he was 23.
*Chris whines some more about being [[slow-in-the-minds|blank-minded]] and confused.
*Chris says he's willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.
*Chris lies about how much he spends on the [[PSN]].
*Chris compares buying game add-ons to having a magazine subscription to try and make Kacey understand it's not a big deal.
*Chris doesn't know anything about college because that happened yeeeeaars ago.
*[[CADD]] WAS HARD WORK BURNED INTO HIS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.
*Chris took tennis and ice-skating classes in college.
*Chris took accounting and/or marketing classes first, then "years later" he found out there were not enough jobs available in that field so he switched to CADD.
*Kacey says Chris is basically wiping his ass on his CADD Degree; Chris says "that was uncalled for".
*Chris says he understands so that Kacey will shut up and let him leave.

==Part 1==
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 '''Chris:''' Hello-o?
 '''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. How are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm okay.
 '''Chris:''' I'm okay too. [content sigh] So um...
 '''Kacey:''' Um...
 '''Chris:''' Anything on your mind right now?
 '''Kacey:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Is there anything on your mind right now?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, um, did you go apply for jobs like I said?
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah. I go - I wen- I uh, uh, application at Wal-Mart. Uh, I'm gonna wait 'til... I'm gonna....
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] That's good. Did you do it in person?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, I filled- no, I went online and did it. Filled it out for the Charlottesville store.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, cause, um, I did some research for you. Um, about working with your disability. And actually, um, this is a lot easier than I thought it would be. Like you could - they put you on a trial work period or they - and they can extend your period of eligibility. Like, you could be making... um... like it doesn't matter what you make during the trial work period, like you'll get both still, your uh, your tugboat and your, uh wages. And, even afterwards if you're not making enough, like you can get both. It actually goes by what you make, not by how many hours you work.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... I see.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean that's actually really exciting! I mean, you could be technically making more than me. [Chris tries to interrupt, she keeps talking] Well, at least, you know, right now. [laughs]
 '''Chris:''' Well, I don't know. Um, I'm st- I s- still got to uh, wait to talk to uh, that guy from s- social security...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Chris! This is straight from the social security ''site''! This is a great opportunity! And even ''if'' you make too much money you can still keep your Medicaid, uh, benefits! I mean, how can you not be excited about this?
 '''Chris:''' I dunno... I got- I got- I just talked to Kim and she gave me some, uh, tough talkin' to as well, ya know, about uh, me getting a job and what not, uh... Also talked about uh, old school - also t- also talked about college days and uh, I don- I- I don't remember all the details but it's all- it's all ju- it's like absorbed - everything she told me is in the back of my head. It's- it's tattooed in my head.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, that doesn't really... [Chris tries to interrupt]
 '''Chris:''' It... it's...
 '''Kacey:''' ...that doesn't really sound like you listen to her a lot.
 '''Chris:''' I did listen to her! I did! I did.
 '''Kacey:''' But didn't you just talk to her and you can't remember stuff?
 '''Chris:''' [stress sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, 'cause you told me that Kim calls before I do.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. [pause] Hmm, but anyway uh... mm, let me think... let me think.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean uh- ar- are you- so I did all this research for you, and you don't even... care now?
 '''Chris:''' I do care! I do care. I appreciate it. I do.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean you're- I don't think you're really gonna do anything! I- I mean...
 '''Chris:''' [interrupts] I'm- I- I- I'm doing something! My family knows I'm out to look for a job.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, so what did your family say?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... This- this- it- they're, they're all like, "Ah, well yeah, you gotta find out how much you're gonna earn, and how this is- how this is gonna- is gonna effect your social security, and uh, if you're going to be able to earn more than your social security..." Ahh...
 '''Kacey:''' You need to make a LOT more than your social security, like you need to make... Like, okay. Um... like, um, depending also on... w- you know, how your uh, quote unquote disability effects you getting to work and stuff.... Like, they can take these expenses, um, and actually deduct it from your pay. Like so, even if you're making let's say a thousand dollars a month, um, if your disability causes you to have to do things that cost you two hundred a month, you're still - they- they count those two hundred, um, against your pay so you're still making - you know, even though you ''are'' making more than you should, they won't count it against you. Like you have to be making over a thousand dollars a month before they're gonna even... Even then they're only gonna take part of it away. They're never gonna take away all of it. Like you'd have to make a LOT more to where it wouldn't even matter. I mean and even if your parents are behind you or not, you're 27, right? I mean, you have to make your own decisions!
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Yeah, I- I do have to make my own decisions, uh... yeah. Als- one of the things I talked to Kim about was like uh, I- I'm often confused with my li- I'm often confused about things that I actually, uh, want or... need. It's been that way for so many years. I mean like...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Well don't you think it's time for that to change then?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah it - I do need to ah, that's ah - that's something I do need to change.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, you know, your whole life you're going to be figuring stuff out. There's not a magical upgrade that makes you an adult. I mean, I'm pretty sure, like, at times, my parents still need to figure things out and everything. I mean, we're not computers. We don't work like computers. We definitely don't.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah you're right. You are right, about that. Hmm... but anyway one of my- anyway one of my problems in my mind is like ya know I... tend ta... I tend, I ah, I often do get confused, and uh, feel like I'm lost, and it's like - ya know, and I- I'm not- I have not been sure of what exactly I want in life other than my [[sweetheart]], and my little daughter [[Crystal]] that I have dreamed of... And pretty much, ya know, all my life, every time I've been asked "Where do you see yourself in five years?", I always draw a blank!
 '''Kacey:''' Well, maybe that's showing you that maybe you should let ''go'' of Crystal and all that stuff. Maybe you should ''go'' in a different direction. Maybe you're getting ''blanked'' because you're not going in the direction you should be going in.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but...
 '''Kacey:''' You need to focus on more important things.
 '''Chris:''' And- and that's another thing, I mean ya know, Kim could tell you more about the conversation we had, but uh - but she- she and I talked about that, but also like ya know, even during, even with, even - I have talked to my counselors in Piedmont, when I was working towards my CADD degree and certificate. It's like ya know, yeah sure they can help me get a job, and yadda yadda yadda... um...
 '''Kacey:''' Then why didn't you let them?!
 '''Chris:''' [pause] ...Yeah. I- it's jus- I- I have never been really sure what I wanted to go out for. I mean... I- I- ah- [stuttering]
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Then you need to get back in school Chris! You need to do something. You're 27. You're - I mean yes, I know people are going to school, um older and older but, [laughs] come on! Isn't there anything you wanted to do even when you were little?
 '''Chris:''' I- I- [frustrated stuttering] I'm thinking about it! I'm mean I'm trying to- I'm ah- I'm ah- I'm trying to make- ah- [stuttering]
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] C'mon, this is pathetic.
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorting all this out and I'm thinking about it, and I'm going to do- I'm going to do something. It takes time for me before I can - before I actually - but I AM doing something, you know. I submitted the application for Wal-Mart, and I'm going to do one for Target, and I'm going to do one for Ma-Donalds...
 '''Kacey:''' Chris. Remember when I said in other cultures you wouldn't survive? I mean come on. You need to take charge. I mean, you are an adult. You're gonna have to make snap judgments sometime. I mean y- I mean isn't there anything that you wanted to do when you were younger? I mean, even if it's something like making video games! You could probably do that!
 '''Chris:''' I mean, that is one thing, but... I- that- that is one thing but...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I mean you already have some CADD stuff, you could learn how to program them and stuff.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but unfortunately they don't teach that- those kinds of classes at like, uh, Piedmont. I'm not sure if there are any colleg- if there are any classes around here...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Whatever! They have stuff online you can take, Chris! You have no excuse!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but- yeah, I know, but I'm kinda reluctant on taking classes online.
 '''Kacey:''' No, okay, there's no but! You either don't have an excuse, or you do have an excuse!
 '''Chris:''' Okay, fine, I don't have an excuse. But... so many options, I'm not sure- I'm not sure wha- I'm just not sure where to ''begin''.
 '''Kacey:''' A lot of people are. Why don't you go talk to um, I mean if you can't go to PVCC, why don't you go to someplace else that's closer? Um, or why don't you go somewhere in D.C.? I mean... it would be easy for you to get housing. [pause, Chris sighs] Why don't you take a couple different classes and see? Or, or I mean, I bet you don't even research this sh- stuff.
 '''Chris:''' [pause] I have- I did- I do research- I do researching ya know... I've tried- I've gone onto social security dot gov, website... but I don't... I... I cannot understand it, I... [Kacey talks over him]
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, but I'm talking about school. Chris.
 '''Chris:''' [tries to interrupt]
 '''Kacey:''' Chris! CHRIS! Listen to me! No! Listen to me! Do you not realize the opportunities you have? Do you not realize they will ''pay'' for your school? They will ''pay'' for your boarding? They will ''pay'' for your transportation? Do you know how much I would KILL for that going through school right now? And I'm going to have to go through med school! And you are just SITTING on your ass ''wasting'' that shit when the government will BEG you to take it! WHAT the hell?!
 '''Chris:''' I didn't even know I had those options and I'm not sure how to activate those options. I never learned!
 '''Kacey:''' Go to a school! Talk to a counselor there! Talk to an adviser there. Fill out your, F-A-F-S-A. I mean, come on. There's SO much that you could just reach out for and... Ugh! I mean like, you could do anything!
 '''Chris:''' Ah - Ah, hold up there... S-A-S-A?
 '''Kacey:''' Your FAFSA? Come on. The financial aid application? How do you NOT know... [laugh] about... I- I- [cracks up]
 '''Chris:''' I- I- I do not know that. I've never even heard of that.
 '''Kacey:''' How do you not hear ab- ...Are you serious?! It's financial aid! You- you- you went to college!
 '''Chris:''' I've- I- I've heard- I've heard of financial aid but I never heard of S-A-S-A.
 '''Kacey:''' You haven't heard of a FAFSA? That - you HAD to have filled one out. I mean, did your parents pay for your college outright?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, my parents did pay for my college classes.
 '''Kacey:''' [sigh] Just go to a college. Just go to a financial aid office or just... Google-

==Part 2==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO8Zd2SF8Vs&NR=1|Kacey Call 5, Part 2]

 '''Kacey:''' -it. It's F-A-F-S-A. [Chris echoes, "F-A-F-S-A"] And it's so easy to do online. It so is. All you need are... you know what? You wouldn't even need much of anything 'cause you don't pay taxes so you don't have any W-2's or anything, or W-4's, so, pfft. And you're old enough to where your parents won't matter. So you could probably get - I mean you have no income and you're on disability, you - oh my God, they would pay for everything!
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Well I will look into that. That was S-A-F-S-A?
 '''Kacey:''' F-A-F-S-A.
 '''Chris:''' ...Hmm. Okay, what's the acronym stand for? That will help me understand better.
 '''Kacey:''' Are you serious?
 '''Chris:''' Ya I'm serious.
 '''Kacey:''' It- it's just easier if you just Google that. I promise you. It- it's gonna come up. It- it's gonna be a dot gov site... [snickers]
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I will look- okay, I will look that up. And I will look into it.
 '''Kacey:''' Chris. It's only five letters. [laughing] It- it's okay. Just- or just Google financial aid! That's going to be the FIRST thing that pops up on Google, I ''promise'' you!
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Financial aid, I will Google that. [Kacey sighs] My computer's on the other room. I'll uh, go take care- I, uh, I will- I promise you I will go look into that right after we- right after we finish up here. [long pause] Kacey?
 '''Kacey:''' [short sigh] Yeah?
 '''Chris:''' I wa- I mean, it was just kinda like, ya know, I wasn't sure you were there, you know, you just paused for a moment. But yeah, I promise you I will go look into everything-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I'm just frustrated, y'know.
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Well... i-it's not your fault that I'm a little bit re- that I'm a little bit [[slow-in-the-minds|slow]] sometimes.
 '''Kacey:''' I know, but I mean like, this is stuff you should know. I mean this is- this is frustrating for me. I mean, like, I can understand ignorance, but I can't stand stupidity.
 '''Chris:''' No I- no it's not stupi- no, it's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just- was dumb on the subject, I never learned about that sort of thing.
 '''Kacey:''' How do you not if you go to school? Obviously, SOMEBODY must have talked about, "Hey, I got my financial aid!", I mean, I'm pretty sure you could not go to college, and not even overhear somebody... talk about financial aid.
 '''Chris:''' I- yeah- I've overheard- Yeah, I've overheard discussions of financial aid. But it was like, ya know, I was like picking my classes... and... and I just didn't - I just didn't - and my parents did not make a big deal about it, and I just... didn't....
 '''Kacey:''' Well it's not up to your parents! It's not up to your parents to make a big deal about it. It's up to YOU to grab your future! [long pause]
 '''Chris:''' [sound of distress] ...Yeah, it is up to me, ahh... there is a lot for me to think about. Yeah, but I wa- but I will Google financial aid and I will, I will, uh, research that. Hm... And then - make it- make it- mmm, sort out what I really would like to do, and... mmm, do it. [pause] Damn incoming ca- ! [audio warps]
 '''Kacey:''' [sounding tired] ...What?
 '''Chris:''' [indistinctly] I think I might have touched a thing, wait. Um...
 '''Kacey:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, are you still there?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I'm here.
 '''Chris:''' I had an incoming call from a- from some 404, 67-something... it was a long number, obviously long distance... it was like...
 '''Kacey:''' 404?
 '''Chris:''' No... four- f- four-four... uh...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay you - Hold on hold on, tell me it?
 '''Chris:''' I don't know, it's like, four four - something. Hm.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, no, go ahead and look up-
 '''Chris:''' It- it- anyway. Anyway. Anyway, it was like an incoming, it was incoming, and it was like, it was interrupting you, bothering me, you know. I got an incoming call-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Was the 404 an area code?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... it was like 447. I think... I don't, I'm not- [audio warps] -that might not be correct.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, there's a big difference between that and... [trails off]
 '''Chris:''' Ehh. Well never mind, never mind the phone number, the point was, i- it- the call was incoming while I was talking to you, and it just makes a beep, to my, to the speaker on my cell phone. And it just bothered me. [pause]
 '''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris:''' [sounding excited] Two new voicemail! Shaddup, phooone, I'm talking to my- [pause] -talkin' to Kacey here. Dang phone, right? I mean, I'm sure you've had problems like that...
 '''Kacey:''' You're talking to your ''what''?
 '''Chris:''' I'm talkin' to - Kacey.
 '''Kacey:''' No, you said, "I'm talking to my ____" -you're talking to your what?
 '''Chris:''' [sounding defeated] I- I'm talking to my ''friend''.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' [in a small voice] Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Just making sure.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, you have the right. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, yeah- I wi- I will, uh- yeah. I will... stay on track, Googling financial aid after we finish up here.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, you need to- you need to trust me on this. I mean, I'm not gonna - make you lose your tugboat. Not- not that I approve of it! Just to let you know, I mean, I think it's great to help get people in the right ''direction'', but you can't be on it for the rest of your life. I mean, you've already been on it what, since you've been eighteen? That, that's kind of pathetic, Chris. I mean, I'm- I'm ''paying'' for you to sit around and do nothing.
 '''Chris:''' [confused] Um... yeah wait a minute, paying for it when I was eight- no wait a, wha- what- What about paying for it when I was eighteen, from eighteen?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm a taxpayer. My money goes ''towards'' that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, before that. You said something about, uh, something happening when I was eighteen?
 '''Kacey:''' You- you've been on this since you were eighteen, correct?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, the social security. Um... uhhh, yeah but the money was going to my parents, and uh, they did not redirect it to-
 '''Kacey:''' It's still coming out of my paycheck.
 '''Chris:''' It was not redirected to me until after - I think I was like 23, something like that. [pause]
 '''Kacey:''' ...What was that?
 '''Chris:''' I do not think they redirected it toward, redirected the money towards me until after I turned 23.
 '''Kacey:''' I thought that your money still went to your dad.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... the ma- I mean, it's like you know, they- uh, yeah, they had me on the disability since I was born, and my - and the checks were going to my mother and my father. And then-
 '''Kacey:''' Wait, since you were born?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well, maybe since I was diagnosed with [[autism]].
 '''Kacey:''' I was about to say, 'cause, you- you can't just tell a child has autism once they're ''born''!
 '''Chris:''' [stammering] Okay well, I'm sorry, I got my- I got mixed up, I- I'm trying- I-
 '''Kacey:''' That's conflicting!
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I got mixed up, I'm sorry. But anyway, uh, since I was diagnosed with autism-
 '''Kacey:''' How do you get that mixed up? [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [stress sigh] I don't- I'm trying- I'm gathering- okay, my mouth is going faster than my brain.
 '''Kacey:''' [cynical laugh] Aha. [another pause]
 '''Chris:''' ...I'm sure that's happened to you, you know.
 '''Kacey:''' Um. I don't know, I pretty much think before I speak sometimes, like, unless I get really, really, really angry.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah- [oddly echoing]
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, I'm pretty much in control of myself, I am... I AM in my late twenties, I have learned how to do this since I was like, eight.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I've learned how to, uh, control my speech as well, I mean like, my brain... where it can, [[Chris and English|think with my mouth]]. It's like, you know, when I'm feeling - frustrated or confused, I tend to, uh, lose control. And, get con- and, yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' I thought you said you were way more in control of stuff. Y- you just told me that yesterday.
 '''Chris:''' I - yeah - I am more in control. 'Cause, I have to- [long pause] ...Yeah. ...Mmfh.
 '''Kacey:''' I- I don't know. Just sometimes you make this really hard. It- it really does. Because you are my friend, and I hate to see one of my friends do this to themselves.
 '''Chris:''' I- I- I- Okay- okay- Yeah, okay, I understand. I'm being difficult to read. And I'm sorry.
 '''Kacey:''' It- it's nothing about you being difficult to read, it's just that I really don't think you're going to do anything.
 '''Chris:''' I'm going-
 '''Kacey:''' I - No! You're actually being fairly easy to read.
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] I'm going to do- I'm going to do it. I'm serious.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, I hope you are.
 '''Chris:''' I will. [long pause] Anyway, getting back - lemme - getting back to, uh, my discussion with Kim earlier. Um... yeah, she pretty much encouraged me to get a job as well. [something indistinct]
 '''Kacey:''' Good. I'm glad she did.
 '''Chris:''' Or, uh, Or- or getting- or- or try getting classes, or financial aid, all that, You know. Even to - move out of my house, and she's like - I tell her- I told her in the... streamline? From one memory to another? ...About the - situation in my head? Where often I'm like, blank-minded? And I get confused, a bit... along with that?
 '''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris:''' And, uh... at points she did make it clear, like, where I should begin? Like firstly, she said I should get a job, and then look at prices of an apartment, or housing? And then consider the bi- consider the, uh, the electricity, the uh, uh, water, the inter- the uh, wireless internet, the cable, all that. And then, I was like, blank-minded, and I was like - that went over my head, but still, I mean, yeah, that's a lot for me to consider.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, that is something to consider, but I mean, if you do move out on your own, are you willing to give up some of those things? Like, are you willing to have regular cable instead of digital cable? If it saves you a few bucks?

==Part 3==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt7OrT5-f4U&NR=1|Kacey Call 5, Part 3]

 '''Kacey''': I mean, are you willing to make those adult sacrifices?
 '''Chris:''': Uh, I guess I'm willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.
 '''Kacey''': And you're gonna have to buy less video games. Yo-you just can't impulse buy.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... yeah... I'm trying to- I'm- I've been working on controlling my impulse as well.
 '''Kacey''': [over Chris] That's good, cause you really need to. I- I think you really need to, cause you can't spend hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
 '''Chris:''': Um... yeah. I don't spend- I- I- That would be an exaggeration right there, spending hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
 '''Kacey''': You said two thousand dollars, and the PS3 hasn't been around that long. [chuckle]
 '''Chris:''': It's been around for over two years. But anyway, yeah, hundreds a week that IS an exaggeration.
 '''Kacey''': [sighs?]
 '''Chris:''': I've actually had mine since like March 2007.
 '''Kacey''': Uh huh.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but anyway, I- I don't- anyway, if I spend money on the PlayStation Network, it wouldn't be any more than 5-10 dollars a week.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I mean, it's not just, you know, your PSN stuff. I'm pretty sure you buy actual games. Uh, you know, so I mean that's gotta add up. I mean if you uh-only have 2000 on your PSN, imagine how much you've been buying for uh, like things like the Wii, and things for your PS3, like, you know, guitar hero controllers and the actual games and stuff. I mean, y-you probably spent m- uh- you if you spend just as much on those things on your PSN, that's $4000 in a year or two. That's ridiculous.
 '''Chris:''': [sheepishly] Yeah, I can see that.
 '''Kacey''': Th-that's pathetic.
 '''Chris:''': Hm... [long pause] Um... [another long pause]
 '''Kacey''': I mean, you know, that's a down payment on a car, Chris. [frustrated chuckle]
 '''Chris:''': Okay, I guess you're right, I guess that is pathetic.
 '''Kacey''': Tch, you're damn straight it is!
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] Eehh, but for the record though. Most of the- when I buy [[List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads|stuff]] on PlayStation Network, it's mostly like, you know, addons for Guitar Hero or LittleBigPlanet. Or addons fo-
 '''Kacey''': But that's where they get you.
 '''Chris:''': Well, for- or addons for the games I do have. I've- I actually am up-to-date on my add-ons for Burnout Paradise, by the way. I uhh... yeah I don't buy new games at like [[GameStop]], or used games at GameStop. The game disks, as much as I do the uh, add-ons.
 '''Kacey''': But still, you have- I mean, just to even get the add-ons, you have to actually have to have the game.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but still. I mean that saves me- that saves me trips to the GameStop to go buy a new game.
 '''Kacey''': Games are expensive Chris! I know how expensive games are. You can rack up that much easily by getting less you know, than you do on the PSN. All it takes is a three games and look! There goes almost two hundred dollars. [Skype sound]
 '''Chris:''': Hm... now that is an exaggeration right there. I mean...
 '''Kacey''': They're like $60 each. Three games would be $180.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but then you wait a while and then they go down to like 20 or... 30 or 20.
 '''Kacey''': That's a long wait, before they go to 20. That's a very, very long wait.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... that is quite a long wait. But still, patience is kinda worth it. I mean- I mean sure. You're looking forward to giving me uh- the new Ratchet and Clank game. It's like you can't even- you can't afford it.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] Yeah, but I mean. I don't think you're that patient with video games, Chris. Cause I mean, like. You're always- I mean come on! You've got most of this stuff like, brand new, like uh, you're already telling me that you've already put money down at GameStop, so you can't tell me that you're not buying new games at GameStop. You're doing that with the new Guitar Hero. You've- you- you- you know you do that. Don't lie to me.
 '''Chris:''': [stammering desperately] I know, I- Ok, I'm not... Ok, yeah, you're right. I do do that, with [[Guitar Hero]] 
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] Then why are you lying to me? I mean, I hate stupid lies the most. What the hell Chris?
 '''Chris:''': Okay, think about it this- okay, you're starti- okay, say you started with Sonic the Hedgehog on SEGA genesis, then you wanna go out and buy
 '''Kacey''': [extremely frustrated] What does that have to do lying stupid things to me? You- y- ugh!
 '''Chris:''': Oh, okay, okay. Okay, scratch that. I mean to say, like [pause] It's like when there are more and more additions from the beginning of the US service since the first game then it continues on from one game di- one game cartridge or disk to another, and it's like, or it's consider- it's comparable to like, a magazine subscription
 '''Kacey''': [pause] Chris... I- I just don't know. You- you're sounding- you're starting to sound like you need these games, or else. I mean, why do you have to keep getting them? I mean, does it bother you that much when you don't have them?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It does not bother me... [sighs again] Okay, it bothers me a bit.
 '''Kacey''': Chris, that's addiction. You know that right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but... It's not like a...
 '''Kacey''': Chris, an addiction is anything that produces withdrawal symptoms. It does not need to be something that is bad or horrible. It is- it's just... what?
 '''Chris:''': Hmm..... I see.
 '''Kacey''': That- That's simple psychology Chris. That's something you should know.
 '''Chris:''': Actually, I did not know that. I'm quite- I'm serious when I say that. I did not know that.
 '''Kacey''': I can't believe you didn't even take most- you know, simple prereqs in college.
 '''Chris:''': Um... pre-REPS?
 '''Kacey''': Prerequisites? Chris! How do you not know about college stuff, but you have a degree?
 '''Chris:''': Uhh, if I took prerequisites- if I took prerequisites that was in... years ago back in 2000. And it's not like I can remember a small detail like that. I mean, it's-
 '''Kacey''': [freaking out] That's not a small detail! Tha- that's college! What?!
 '''Chris:''': Well, my parents did not make a big deal about it when they helped me get into college.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter- No no no no! Prereqs are not... it- they are not through your parents. They're through the college, just... I mean I... can't buy that you got a serious degree without having to do serious prereqs like that. What did you say you... I- I don't know. Whatever!
 '''Chris:''': I think you mean Comput- I think you're looking for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. Or CADD.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, how many years is the degree?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It was a [[CADD|four-year degree]], but I ended up earning-
 '''Kacey''': How did you get a four-year degree without any prereqs like that? How?!
 '''Chris:''': I sure I- I'm sure I probably took prerequisites, but I did not realize that that's what they were called... I did not know that- that they were called that word-
 '''Kacey''': You- You had nothing to do with any of your schooling beside showing up, did you?
 '''Chris:''': Showing up and doing my [[Love_Quest#Conflict_with_Mary_Lee_Walsh|hard]] [[Mary_Lee_Walsh#Mary_Lee_Walsh_in_Sonichu|work]]!
 '''Kacey''': Hard work?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I- I did my work to the fullest of my energy. Every single- every single screenshot from the uh... gettin' in front of the computer, working towards- working on the projects for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design on the- and all that. Even then, when I fully designed the [[CWCville shopping mall]]. Both stories, all the stores, and the mayor's office. One step at a time. Every single click, every single detail. It's all... burned in my photographic memory
 '''Kacey''': Okay, then why can't you put that energy into getting a job or getting a better degree? Haven't you ever thought of getting your masters? Or anything like that? I mean- I mean, do you even remember anything from school? Besides that mall?
 '''Chris:''': I remember a lot of things from school.
 '''Kacey''': Like what?
 '''Chris:''': [really long pause] Yeah, I do remember that I had to- er- I had to take the certain amount of classes. I had to take a physical education class and art classes.
 '''Kacey''': You had to take a physical education class in college?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I took two actually. Tennis and ice skating.
 '''Kacey''': [surprised] Okay?
 '''Chris:''': I think I told you about the ice skating. That- that was- that [indecipherable]
 '''Kacey''': I- I heard- you told me you went ice skating. But I didn't know that was a college course. I mean, I'm sorry. I am not paying college money to go fucking ice skating! I'm sorry.
 '''Chris:''': I mean, that's the first time I ever learned to skate, of any sort. Even though I tried roller skating on my s- on my own one time, I just end up- I just kept falling. I didn't get much done out of that. But-
 '''Kacey''': Yeah- it- it takes balance.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, and differently-

==Part 4==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt_mEAPx6nI|Kacey Call 5, Part 4]

 '''Kacey''': Yeah, it's really really really hard to fall on something with four wheels.
 '''Chris:''': Really really hard to fall on something with four wheels?
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, roller skating's like, way easier than ice skating or roller blading.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, unfort- yeah, I rephrase that. I mean, uh- I did not have roller skates. I had roller blades.
 '''Kacey''': Roller skating and roller blading are two totally different things. You know that, right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, well I mean. When I want to learn how to roller skate, I just thought, you know, they have- cause they have- they're- they got the wheels on the bottom.
 '''Kacey''': [migrane sigh] Okay...
 '''Chris:''': [interjecting more] But that was so many years ago.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, do you remember anything substantial from school. Besides you made a mall and... you made a mall.
 '''Chris:''': I remember... taking my accounting classes for the first major I picked out. Even though I was confused, and lost, when I was- when I picked it out. And can't say any more cause I told her about that fresh from my memory. I talked with her earlier tonight.
 '''Kacey''': Why don't you go back into accounting? It's really not that bad of a job. It's not like you'd be getting a degree in philosophy or something.
 '''Chris:''': I don't even remember- I- I don't even remember if it really was an accounting degree, I think it was something else. Something like marketing or something. But then, years later, my father and I talk to my- talked to my couns- talked to my counselor- my guidance counselor. Eh, yeah. 2002, something like that. Anyway, turns out there were not as many jobs that that degree could get me, and uh, then there were more jobs available for Computer Aided Drafting and Design, so my father encouraged me to switch over because-
 '''Kacey''': Well obviously that's done you a lot of good. Cause you're not getting those jobs. You can't even find them. You can't even google them.
 '''Chris:''': Because I was- Because I'm very avid with computers that's why- and then I made the switch, and I just did, I agree with that-
 '''Kacey''': Apparently you're not very adept at computers if you can't even google something.
 '''Chris:''': I can google things!
 '''Kacey''': Then why don't you do it?
 '''Chris:''': I'm going to google the financial aid. And look for the S-A-F-S-A, F-A-S-A...
 '''Kacey''': The FAFSA. That's-
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I remembered that! And I'm going to do it.
 '''Kacey''': [pause then sigh]
 '''Chris:''': Anyway, yeah. Anyway yeah, switch- it was a major switch, but yeah, at least the credits are transferable. And also I do remember something from my accounting class. You know, the first in first out method-
 '''Kacey''': You do know that if you already used credits towards a degree they don't count, right? Like, you're gonna to have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': Wait, what?
 '''Kacey''': You can't transfer them. They've already gone towards a degree. Chris, seriously!
 '''Chris:''': This is like- this is like years ago. And those credits did transfer from my [unintelligible] major to my next major.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupting] Ok ok ok ok. Chris, Chris. How long have you been out of school?
 '''Chris:''': I would say over three years now.
 '''Kacey''': Then most of your stuff isn't gonna mean crap anyway. The classes expire. They will make you take them over. That's a problem I'm going through right now. You're probably not gonna be able to transfer anything. You're gonna have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': [sighs] But I've already got the degree and the certificate.
 '''Kacey''': Doesn't matter, then that's over! E-e- I mean, some things are just not transferable. I- I can't believe that you do not know how this works.
 '''Chris:''': [pause] Yeah, I was pretty much there to learn what was going on during the time and... yeah, my father did most of the bra- most of the brain- most of the brainwork there. I was just mostly- um- I was- I mean- it- in 2000-
 '''Kacey''': So what? You're gonna let them do that for the rest of your life? You need to know things. You need to be informed. [Chris sighs] I-I- It's up to your brainwork. I- It's- You might as well have never gone to college. Look at you!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but at least I went to college and I earned a degree.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter! No, no! Ok, I think people who go to college and waste their degree and waste their potential are way worse than people who never went to college and have hard work, and they have jobs, and they pay on their own. You can not act like you're better than people just because you went to college and did some crappy degree. I mean you- No, no! Even when I was working and not in college, I was still doing way more than you were!
 '''Chris:''': You know, there are a lot of people who actually have earned their degrees, and get their [interrupted] other things as well.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] And you're not one of them, it doesn't matter! You're not even using it, you might as well not have it. What's the point of having it if you're not gonna use it.
 '''Chris:''': I will be using it.
 '''Kacey''': Now you're not. Y- You won't even figure out how to- Chris, you- Ugh! Your resume is full of Sonichu and Rosechu! It has- you haven't even mentioned your degree!
 '''Chris:''': I did, under the educational references.
 '''Kacey''': What does that have to do with anything. You need to have priorities. Your CADD degree has nothing to do with Sonichu and Rosechu.
 '''Chris:''': It allowed me to design the buildings and fro- get a better scale- and better- and get a better perspective.
 '''Kacey''': You do not need a CADD degree to be a comic artist! It- it- it is worthless. You are wasting your degree. You are pissing on it. You might as well wipe your ass with it!
 '''Chris:''': That was uncalled for.
 '''Kacey''': That is NOT uncalled for. You are wasting it. This makes me so angry! You don't know- I am so big into education and knowledge and all this stuff, and you have so many resources, things that I will kill for. And I mean... doing your art on paper is different than drawing on a computer. You're not using a tablet or anything like that to make Rosechu and Sonichu, and even then, even the buildings, that's not even CADD work. I-I- I don't know what to say, I'm just so angry!
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] I don't know what to say either. I'm speechless.
 '''Kacey''': That's the problem!
 '''Chris:''': [pause] Yeah, I don't know a lot of things, that's the problem.
 '''Kacey''': I mean, if you wanna be a comic artist, get an art degree. Go to art school. There are art institutes everywhere.
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] Yeah, I guess so (on the priority?)
 '''Kacey''': If you think you're as good as you think you are, you- they will accept you right away. Make a portfolio for art school. Take online classes. Why don't you at least google portfolios for art schooling, and you're gonna have to have more than Sonichu and Rosechu in there. They're gonna want some still lifes and real lifes too. But if you [Chris tries to interrupt]- okay, if you want to go the Sonichu and Rosechu route, you're gonna have to make this. You're gonna have to do that.
 '''Chris:''': [sighs very quietly] Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': [Also sighs] I mean... I just don't know. I mean, people just aren't gonna do this stuff for you. And if they do, they shouldn't, because they're- they're only hurting you. You have to stand on your own two feet.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... and you said financial aid can help me get housing and uh,
 '''Kacey''': Nonono! Financial aid helps pay for your schooling. But the government, since you are on disability, will help you with housing. They'll help you with school payments. I mean, you can get so much, because they want people like you to help themselves, so you can get off that tugboat. That's the whole point. They are going to put more effort into you, so that you will stop [[Ducks|sucking on]]- you know, sucking up their money. And you will be a productive member of society. That's their goal. The-this whole program is supposed to help push you, not for you to live off of your whole life.
 '''Chris:''': I understand... I understand that. And yet I still- (spent time) at the Social Security office, into and addition to uh- in addition to the job thing. And I appreciate you doing your research for me. And I- I've kept that in my memory as well.

==Part 5==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Doe7eErlAC8|Kacey Call 5, Part 5]

 '''Kacey''': Well, I hope you actually use it. Maybe I'll e-mail you the web sites.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': If you have any questions, you call the number that's on there. Or you can even ask me, but I'm not gonna do the whole thing for you. You have to do this. Kim's not gonna do this for you either.
 '''Chris:''': I understand.
 '''Kacey''': I mean, and especially with this trial work period. Let's say that they allow you to make as much as your monthly payments. That would be like, what $1,600 a month. You could put 800 of that away and you- you know, it's extra. You could- I mean, you- you have so much, and it pisses me off because I wish I could take it and be like, "You know what? I know how to use this, and I will." You know, give it to someone more deserving.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I wish I had your knowledge.
 '''Kacey''': I had to fight for this knowledge. Nobody helped me. That's why I'm doing this so late. You're gonna have to do it too, before it's too late. I mean, I earned my knowledge.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... I'm gonna do it too- I'm going- I'm going to earn my knowledge. And-
 '''Kacey''': You can't have these stress days. You can't have these mental rest days. You're- You're going to have to work hard at it hard; every day, every second of your life.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.... I get it.
 '''Kacey''': I hope you do, I really do. Because I don't want to see one of my friends fall so f- hard.
 '''Chris:''': I understand. I appreciate your concern.
 '''Kacey''': Okay. [pause] I hope I've given you a lot to think about, but I'm gonna go ahead and go. Cause I have to work and- you know, and I have homework and stuff. I'll try to call you tomorrow.
 '''Chris:''': Okay. I understand if you won't be able to. But you know-
 '''Kacey''': I'll- I'll e-mail you at least. Okay?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, all right.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, I'll let you know if I can or not.
 '''Chris:''': And I'll- I'll google the financial aid.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, good, good. Now remember it's not- it's nothing wrong for asking for little help, but don't let people do everything for you.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, all right, bye.
 '''Chris:''': All right, stay safe. Bye [hangs up]

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Caxichu:

'''Chris:''': It allowed me to design the buildings and fro- get a better scale- and better- and get a better perspective.
 '''Kacey''': You do not need a CADD degree to be a comic artist! It- it- it is worthless. You are wasting your degree. You are pissing on it. You might as well wipe your ass with it!
 '''Chris:''': That was uncalled for.
 '''Kacey''': That is NOT uncalled for. You are wasting it. This makes me so angry! You don't know- I am so big into education and knowledge and all this stuff, and you have so many resources, things that I will kill for. And I mean... doing your art on paper is different than drawing on a computer. You're not using a tablet or anything like that to make Rosechu and Sonichu, and even then, even the buildings, that's not even CADD work. I-I- I don't know what to say, I'm just so angry!
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] I don't know what to say either. I'm speechless.
 '''Kacey''': That's the problem!
 '''Chris:''': [pause] Yeah, I don't know a lot of things, that's the problem.
 '''Kacey''': I mean, if you wanna be a comic artist, get an art degree. Go to art school. There are art institutes everywhere.
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] Yeah, I guess so (on the priority?)
 '''Kacey''': If you think you're as good as you think you are, you- they will accept you right away. Make a portfolio for art school. Take online classes. Why don't you at least google portfolios for art schooling, and you're gonna have to have more than Sonichu and Rosechu in there. They're gonna want some still lifes and real lifes too. But if you [Chris tries to interrupt]- okay, if you want to go the Sonichu and Rosechu route, you're gonna have to make this. You're gonna have to do that.
 '''Chris:''': [sighs very quietly] Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': [Also sighs] I mean... I just don't know. I mean, people just aren't gonna do this stuff for you. And if they do, they shouldn't, because they're- they're only hurting you. You have to stand on your own two feet.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... and you said financial aid can help me get housing and uh,
 '''Kacey''': Nonono! Financial aid helps pay for your schooling. But the government, since you are on disability, will help you with housing. They'll help you with school payments. I mean, you can get so much, because they want people like you to help themselves, so you can get off that tugboat. That's the whole point. They are going to put more effort into you, so that you will stop sucking on- you know, sucking up their money. And you will be a productive member of society. That's their goal. The-this whole program is supposed to help push you, not for you to live off of your whole life.
 '''Chris:''': I understand... I understand that. And yet I still- (spent time) at the Social Security office, into and addition to uh- in addition to the job thing. And I appreciate you doing your research for me. And I- I've kept that in my memory as well.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I hope you actually use it. Maybe I'll e-mail you the web sites.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': If you have any questions, you call the number that's on there. Or you can even ask me, but I'm not gonna do the whole thing for you. You have to do this. Kim's not gonna do this for you either.
 '''Chris:''': I understand.
 '''Kacey''': I mean, and especially with this trial work period. Let's say that they allow you to make as much as your monthly payments. That would be like, what $1,600 a month. You could put 800 of that away and you- you know, it's extra. You could- I mean, you- you have so much, and it pisses me off because I wish I could take it and be like, "You know what? I know how to use this, and I will." You know, give it to someone more deserving.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I wish I had your knowledge.
 '''Kacey''': I had to fight for this knowledge. Nobody helped me. That's why I'm doing this so late. You're gonna have to do it too, before it's too late. I mean, I earned my knowledge.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... I'm gonna do it too- I'm going- I'm going to earn my knowledge. And-
 '''Kacey''': You can't have these stress days. You can't have these mental rest days. You're- You're going to have to work hard at it hard; every day, every second of your life.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.... I get it.
 '''Kacey''': I hope you do, I really do. Because I don't want to see one of my friends fall so f- hard.
 '''Chris:''': I understand. I appreciate your concern.
 '''Kacey''': Okay. [pause] I hope I've given you a lot to think about, but I'm gonna go ahead and go. Cause I have to work and- you know, and I have homework and stuff. I'll try to call you tomorrow.
 '''Chris:''': Okay. I understand if you won't be able to. But you know-
 '''Kacey''': I'll- I'll e-mail you at least. Okay?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, all right.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, I'll let you know if I can or not.
 '''Chris:''': And I'll- I'll google the financial aid.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, good, good. Now remember it's not- it's nothing wrong for asking for little help, but don't let people do everything for you.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, bye.

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2011-06-27T05:07:58Z

Caxichu:

'''Chris:''': Y'know I- [indecipherable] I designed the buildings and fro- get a better scale- and better- and get a better perspective.
 '''Kacey''': You do not need a CADD degree to be a comic artist! It- it- it is worthless. You are wasting your degree. You are pissing on it. You might as well wipe your ass with it!
 '''Chris:''': That was uncalled for.
 '''Kacey''': That is NOT uncalled for. You are wasting it. This makes me so angry! You don't know- I am so big into education and knowledge and all this stuff, and you have so many resources, things that I will kill for. And I mean... doing your art on paper is different than drawing on a computer. You're not using a tablet or anything like that to make Rosechu and Sonichu, and even then, even the buildings, that's not even CADD work. I-I- I don't know what to say, I'm just so angry!
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] I don't know what to say either. I'm speechless.
 '''Kacey''': That's the problem!
 '''Chris:''': [pause] Yeah, I don't know a lot of things, that's the problem.
 '''Kacey''': I mean, if you wanna be a comic artist, get an art degree. Go to art school. There are art institutes everywhere.
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] Yeah, I guess so (on the priority?)
 '''Kacey''': If you think you're as good as you think you are, you- they will accept you right away. Make a portfolio for art school. Take online classes. Why don't you at least google portfolios for art schooling, and you're gonna have to have more than Sonichu and Rosechu in there. They're gonna want some still lifes and real lifes too. But if you [Chris tries to interrupt]- okay, if you want to go the Sonichu and Rosechu route, you're gonna have to make this. You're gonna have to do that.
 '''Chris:''': [sighs very quietly] Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': [Also sighs] I mean... I just don't know. I mean, people just aren't gonna do this stuff for you. And if they do, they shouldn't, because they're- they're only hurting you. You have to stand on your own two feet.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... and you said financial aid can help me get housing and uh,
 '''Kacey''': Nonono! Financial aid helps pay for your schooling. But the government, since you are on disability, will help you with housing. They'll help you with school payments. I mean, you can get so much, because they want people like you to help themselves, so you can get off that tugboat. That's the whole point. They are going to put more effort into you, so that you will stop sucking on- you know, sucking up their money. And you will be a productive member of society. That's their goal. The-this whole program is supposed to help push you, not for you to live off of your whole life.
 '''Chris:''': I understand... I understand that. And yet I still- (spent time) at the Social Security office, into and addition to uh- in addition to the job thing. And I appreciate you doing your research for me. And I- I've kept that in my memory as well.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I hope you actually use it. Maybe I'll e-mail you the web sites.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': If you have any questions, you call the number that's on there. Or you can even ask me, but I'm not gonna do the whole thing for you. You have to do this. Kim's not gonna do this for you either.
 '''Chris:''': I understand.
 '''Kacey''': I mean, and especially with this trial work period. Let's say that they allow you to make as much as your monthly payments. That would be like, what $1,600 a month. You could put 800 of that away and you- you know, it's extra. You could- I mean, you- you have so much, and it pisses me off because I wish I could take it and be like, "You know what? I know how to use this, and I will." You know, give it to someone more deserving.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I wish I had your knowledge.
 '''Kacey''': I had to fight for this knowledge. Nobody helped me. That's why I'm doing this so late. You're gonna have to do it too, before it's too late. I mean, I earned my knowledge.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... I'm gonna do it too- I'm going- I'm going to earn my knowledge. And-
 '''Kacey''': You can't have these stress days. You can't have these mental rest days. You're- You're going to have to work hard at it hard; every day, every second of your life.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.... I get it.
 '''Kacey''': I hope you do, I really do. Because I don't want to see one of my friends fall so f- hard.
 '''Chris:''': I understand. I appreciate your concern.
 '''Kacey''': Okay. [pause] I hope I've given you a lot to think about, but I'm gonna go ahead and go. Cause I have to work and- you know, and I have homework and stuff. I'll try to call you tomorrow.
 '''Chris:''': Okay. I understand if you won't be able to. But you know-
 '''Kacey''': I'll- I'll e-mail you at least. Okay?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, all right.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, I'll let you know if I can or not.
 '''Chris:''': And I'll- I'll google the financial aid.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, good, good. Now remember it's not- it's nothing wrong for asking for little help, but don't let people do everything for you.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, bye.

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2011-06-27T05:04:59Z

Caxichu:

'''Chris:''': Y'know I- [indecipherable] I designed the buildings and fro- get a better scale- and better- and get a better perspective.
 '''Kacey''': You do not need a CADD degree to be a comic artist! It- it- it is worthless. You are wasting your degree. You are pissing on it. You might as well wipe your ass with it!
 '''Chris:''': That was uncalled for.
 '''Kacey''': That is NOT uncalled for. You are wasting it. This makes me so angry! You don't know- I am so big into education and knowledge and all this stuff, and you have so many resources, things that I will kill for. And I mean... doing your art on paper is different than drawing on a computer. You're not using a tablet or anything like that to make Rosechu and Sonichu, and even then, even the buildings, that's not even CADD work. I-I- I don't know what to say, I'm just so angry!
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] I don't know what to say either. I'm speechless.
 '''Kacey''': That's the problem!
 '''Chris:''': [pause] Yeah, I don't know a lot of things, that's the problem.
 '''Kacey''': I mean, if you wanna be a comic artist, get an art degree. Go to art school. There are art institutes everywhere.
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] Yeah, I guess so (on the priority?)
 '''Kacey''': If you think you're as good as you think you are, you- they will accept you right away. Make a portfolio for art school. Take online classes. Why don't you at least google portfolios for art schooling, and you're gonna have to have more than Sonichu and Rosechu in there. They're gonna want some still lifes and real lifes too. But if you [Chris tries to interrupt]- okay, if you want to go the Sonichu and Rosechu route, you're gonna have to make this. You're gonna have to do that.
 '''Chris:''': [sighs very quietly] Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': [Also sighs] I mean... I just don't know. I mean, people just aren't gonna do this stuff for you. And if they do, they shouldn't, because they're- they're only hurting you. You have to stand on your own two feet.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... and you said financial aid can help me get housing and uh,
 '''Kacey''': Nonono! Financial aid helps pay for your schooling. But the government, since you are on disability, will help you with housing. They'll help you with school payments. I mean, you can get so much, because they want people like you to help themselves, so you can get off that tugboat. That's the whole point. They are going to put more effort into you, so that you will stop sucking on- you know, sucking up their money. And you will be a productive member of society. That's their goal. The-this whole program is supposed to help push you, not for you to live off of your whole life.
 '''Chris:''': I understand... I understand that. And yet I still- (spent time) at the Social Security office, into and addition to uh- in addition to the job thing. And I appreciate you doing your research for me. And I- I've kept that in my memory as well.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I hope you actually use it. Maybe I'll e-mail you the web sites.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': If you have any questions, you call the number that's on there. Or you can even ask me, but I'm not gonna do the whole thing for you. You have to do this. Kim's not gonna do this for you either.
 '''Chris:''': I understand.
 '''Kacey''': I mean, and especially with this trial work period. Let's say that they allow you to make as much as your monthly payments. That would be like, what $1,600 a month. You could put 800 of that away and you- you know, it's extra. You could- I mean, you- you have so much, and it pisses me off because I wish I could take it and be like, "You know what? I know how to use this, and I will." You know, give it to someone more deserving.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I wish I had your knowledge.
 '''Kacey''': I had to fight for this knowledge. Nobody helped me. That's why I'm doing this so late. You're gonna have to do it too, before it's too late. I mean, I earned my knowledge.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... I'm gonna do it too- I'm going- I'm going to earn my knowledge. And-
 '''Kacey''': You can't have these stress days. You can't have these mental rest days. You're- You're going to have to work hard at it hard; every day, every second of your life.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.... I get it.
 '''Kacey''': I hope you do, I really do. Because I don't want to see one of my friends fall so f- hard.
 '''Chris:''': I understand. I appreciate your concern.
 '''Kacey''': Okay. [pause] I hope I've given you a lot to think about, but I'm gonna go ahead and go. Cause I have to work and- you know, and I have homework and stuff. I'll try to call you tomorrow.
 '''Chris:''': Okay. I understand if you won't be able to. But you know-
 '''Kacey''': I'll- I'll e-mail you at least. Okay?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, all right.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, I'll let you know if I can or not.
 '''Chris:''': And I'll- I'll google the financial aid.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, good, good. Now remember it's not- it's nothing wrong for asking for little help, but don't let people do everything for you.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, bye.

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2011-06-27T05:03:32Z

Caxichu:

'''Chris:''': Y'know I- [indecipherable] I designed the buildings and fro- get a better scale- and better- and get a better perspective.
 '''Kacey''': You do not need a CADD degree to be a comic artist! It- it- it is worthless. You are wasting your degree. You are pissing on it. You might as well wipe your ass with it!
 '''Chris:''': That was uncalled for.
 '''Kacey''': That is NOT uncalled for. You are wasting it. This makes me so angry! You don't know- I am so big into education and knowledge and all this stuff, and you have so many resources, things that I will kill for. And I mean... doing your art on paper is different than drawing on a computer. You're not using a tablet or anything like that to make Rosechu and Sonichu, and even then, even the buildings, that's not even CADD work. I-I- I don't know what to say, I'm just so angry!
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] I don't know what to say either. I'm speechless.
 '''Kacey''': That's the problem!
 '''Chris:''': [pause] Yeah, I don't know a lot of things, that's the problem.
 '''Kacey''': I mean, if you wanna be a comic artist, get an art degree. Go to art school. There are art institutes everywhere.
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] Yeah, I guess so (on the priority?)
 '''Kacey''': If you think you're as good as you think you are, you- they will accept you right away. Make a portfolio for art school. Take online classes. Why don't you at least google portfolios for art schooling, and you're gonna have to have more than Sonichu and Rosechu in there. They're gonna want some still lifes and real lifes too. But if you [Chris tries to interrupt]- okay, if you want to go the Sonichu and Rosechu route, you're gonna have to make this. You're gonna have to do that.
 '''Chris:''': [sighs very quietly] Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': [Also sighs] I mean... I just don't know. I mean, people just aren't gonna do this stuff for you. And if they do, they shouldn't, because they're- they're only hurting you. You have to stand on your own two feet.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... and you said financial aid can help me get housing and uh,
 '''Kacey''': Nonono! Financial aid helps pay for your schooling. But the government, since you are on disability, will help you with housing. They'll help you with school payments. I mean, you can get so much, because they want people like you to help themselves, so you can get off that tugboat. That's the whole point. They are going to put more effort into you, so that you will stop sucking on- you know, sucking up their money. And you will be a productive member of society. That's their goal. The-this whole program is supposed to help push you, not for you to live off of your whole life.
 '''Chris:''': I understand... I understand that. And yet I still- (spent time) at the Social Security office, into and addition to uh- in addition to the job thing. And I appreciate you doing your research for me. And I- I've kept that in my memory as well.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I hope you actually use it. Maybe I'll e-mail you the web sites.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': If you have any questions, you call the number that's on there. Or you can even ask me, but I'm not gonna do the whole thing for you. You have to do this. Kim's not gonna do this for you either.
 '''Chris:''': I understand.
 '''Kacey''': I mean, and especially with this trial work period. Let's say that they allow you to make as much as your monthly payments. That would be like, what $1,600 a month. You could put 800 of that away and you- you know, it's extra. You could- I mean, you- you have so much, and it pisses me off because I wish I could take it and be like, "You know what? I know how to use this, and I will." You know, give it to someone more deserving.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I wish I had your knowledge.
 '''Kacey''': I had to fight for this knowledge. Nobody helped me. That's why I'm doing this so late. You're gonna have to do it too, before it's too late. I mean, I earned my knowledge.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... I'm gonna do it too- I'm going- I'm going to earn my knowledge. And-
 '''Kacey''': You can't have these stress days. You can't have these mental rest days. You're- You're going to have to work hard at it hard; every day, every second of your life.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.... I get it.
 '''Kacey''': I hope you do, I really do. Because I don't want to see one of my friends fall so f- hard.
 '''Chris:''': I understand. I appreciate your concern.
 '''Kacey''': Okay. [pause] I hope I've given you a lot to think about, but I'm gonna go ahead and go. Cause I have to work and- you know, and I have homework and stuff. I'll try to call you tomorrow.
 '''Chris:''': Okay. I understand if you won't be able to. But you know-
 '''Kacey''': I'll- I'll e-mail you at least. Okay?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, all right.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, I'll let you know if I can or not.
 '''Chris:''': And I'll- I'll google the financial aid.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, good, good. Now remember it's not- it's nothing wrong for asking for little help, but don't let people do everything for you.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, bye.

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2011-06-27T04:59:58Z

Caxichu: Last edit for KC5

'''Chris:''': Y'know I- [indecipherable] I designed the buildings and fro- get a better scale- and better- and get a better perspective.
 '''Kacey''': You do not need a CADD degree to be a comic artist! It- it- it is worthless. You are wasting your degree. You are pissing on it. You might as well wipe your ass with it!
 '''Chris:''': That was uncalled for.
 '''Kacey''': That is NOT uncalled for. You are wasting it. This makes me so angry! You don't know- I am so big into education and knowledge and all this stuff, and you have so many resources, things that I will kill for. And I mean... doing your art on paper is different than drawing on a computer. You're not using a tablet or anything like that to make Rosechu and Sonichu, and even then, even the buildings, that's not even CADD work. I-I- I don't know what to say, I'm just so angry!
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] I don't know what to say either. I'm speechless.
 '''Kacey''': That's the problem!
 '''Chris:''': [pause] Yeah, I don't know a lot of things, that's the problem.
 '''Kacey''': I mean, if you wanna be a comic artist, get an art degree. Go to art school. There are art institutes everywhere.
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] Yeah, I guess so (on the priority?)
 '''Kacey''': If you think you're as good as you think you are, you- they will accept you right away. Make a portfolio for art school. Take online classes. Why don't you at least google portfolios for art schooling, and you're gonna have to have more than Sonichu and Rosechu in there. They're gonna want some still lifes and real lifes too. But if you [Chris tries to interrupt]- okay, if you want to go the Sonichu and Rosechu route, you're gonna have to make this. You're gonna have to do that.
 '''Chris:''': [sighs very quietly] Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': [Also sighs] I mean... I just don't know. I mean, people just aren't gonna do this stuff for you. And if they do, they shouldn't, because they're- they're only hurting you. You have to stand on your own two feet.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... and you said financial aid can help me get housing and uh,
 '''Kacey''': Nonono! Financial aid helps pay for your schooling. But the government, since you are on disability, will help you with housing. They'll help you with school payments. I mean, you can get so much, because they want people like you to help themselves, so you can get off that tugboat. That's the whole point. They are going to put more effort into you, so that you will stop sucking on- you know, sucking up their money. And you will be a productive member of society. That's their goal. The-this whole program is supposed to help push you, not for you to live off of your whole life.
 '''Chris:''': I understand... I understand that. And yet I still- (spent time) at the Social Security office, into and addition to uh- in addition to the job thing. And I appreciate you doing your research for me. And I- I've kept that in my memory as well.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I hope you actually use it. Maybe I'll e-mail you the web sites.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': If you have any questions, you call the number that's on there. Or you can even ask me, but I'm not gonna do the whole thing for you. You have to do this. Kim's not gonna do this for you either.
 '''Chris:''': I understand.
 '''Kacey''': I mean, and especially with this trial work period. Let's say that they allow you to make as much as your monthly payments. That would be like, what $1,600 a month. You could put 800 of that away and you- you know, it's extra. You could- I mean, you- you have so much, and it pisses me off because I wish I could take it and be like, "You know what? I know how to use this, and I will." You know, give it to someone more deserving.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I wish I had your knowledge.
 '''Kacey''': I had to fight for this knowledge. Nobody helped me. That's why I'm doing this so late. You're gonna have to do it too, before it's too late. I mean, I earned my knowledge.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... I'm gonna do it too- I'm going- I'm going to earn my knowledge. And-
 '''Kacey''': You can't have these stress days. You can't have these mental rest days. You're- You're going to have to work hard at it hard; every day, every second of your life.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.... I get it.
 '''Kacey''': I hope you do, I really do. Because I don't want to see one of my friends fall so f- hard.
 '''Chris:''': I understand. I appreciate your concern.
 '''Kacey''': Okay. [pause] I hope I've given you a lot to think about, but I'm gonna go ahead and go. Cause I have to work and- you know, and I have homework and stuff. I'll try to call you tomorrow.
 '''Chris:''': Okay. I understand if you won't be able to. But you know-
 '''Kacey''': I'll- I'll e-mail you at least. Okay?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, all right.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, I'll let you know if I can or not.
 '''Chris:''': And I'll- I'll google the financial aid.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, good, good. Now remember it's not- it's nothing wrong for asking for little help, but don't let people do everything for you.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, bye.

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Kacey Call 5

2011-06-24T07:02:27Z

Caxichu: links got messed up

29 [[August 2009]]

==Highlights==
'''CHRIS:''' "...It's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just was dumb on the subject; I never learned about that sort of thing."

*[[Chris]] just finished getting a "stern talking-to" from Kim about getting a [[job]]; he already can't remember what she said.
*[[Kacey]] did research on how Chris can still receive the [[tugboat]] while having a job or something; he doesn't listen.
*Counselors at [[PVCC]] told Chris that they could get him a job; he didn't listen.
*Chris doesn't know what Financial Aid is; he promises to Google it.
*Chris didn't have any control over his own [[Chris and money|money]] until he was 23.
*Chris whines some more about being [[slow-in-the-minds|blank-minded]] and confused.
*Chris says he's willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.
*Chris lies about how much he spends on the [[PSN]].
*Chris compares buying game add-ons to having a magazine subscription to try and make Kacey understand it's not a big deal.
*Chris doesn't know anything about college because that happened yeeeeaars ago.
*[[CADD]] WAS HARD WORK BURNED INTO HIS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.
*Chris took tennis and ice-skating classes in college.
*Chris took accounting and/or marketing classes first, then "years later" he found out there were not enough jobs available in that field so he switched to CADD.
*Kacey says Chris is basically wiping his ass on his CADD Degree; Chris says "that was uncalled for".
*Chris says he understands so that Kacey will shut up and let him leave.

==Part 1==
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| name = Kacey-CWC Call 5 Part 1
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|z3z9vXbFO48}}
| Stardate = 29 August 2009
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga
| previous = [[Kacey Call 4]]
| next = [[Kacey Call 6]]
}} </center>

 '''Chris:''' Hello-o?
 '''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. How are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm okay.
 '''Chris:''' I'm okay too. [content sigh] So um...
 '''Kacey:''' Um...
 '''Chris:''' Anything on your mind right now?
 '''Kacey:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Is there anything on your mind right now?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, um, did you go apply for jobs like I said?
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah. I go - I wen- I uh, uh, application at Wal-Mart. Uh, I'm gonna wait 'til... I'm gonna....
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] That's good. Did you do it in person?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, I filled- no, I went online and did it. Filled it out for the Charlottesville store.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, cause, um, I did some research for you. Um, about working with your disability. And actually, um, this is a lot easier than I thought it would be. Like you could - they put you on a trial work period or they - and they can extend your period of eligibility. Like, you could be making... um... like it doesn't matter what you make during the trial work period, like you'll get both still, your uh, your tugboat and your, uh wages. And, even afterwards if you're not making enough, like you can get both. It actually goes by what you make, not by how many hours you work.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... I see.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean that's actually really exciting! I mean, you could be technically making more than me. [Chris tries to interrupt, she keeps talking] Well, at least, you know, right now. [laughs]
 '''Chris:''' Well, I don't know. Um, I'm st- I s- still got to uh, wait to talk to uh, that guy from s- social security...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Chris! This is straight from the social security ''site''! This is a great opportunity! And even ''if'' you make too much money you can still keep your Medicaid, uh, benefits! I mean, how can you not be excited about this?
 '''Chris:''' I dunno... I got- I got- I just talked to Kim and she gave me some, uh, tough talkin' to as well, ya know, about uh, me getting a job and what not, uh... Also talked about uh, old school - also t- also talked about college days and uh, I don- I- I don't remember all the details but it's all- it's all ju- it's like absorbed - everything she told me is in the back of my head. It's- it's tattooed in my head.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, that doesn't really... [Chris tries to interrupt]
 '''Chris:''' It... it's...
 '''Kacey:''' ...that doesn't really sound like you listen to her a lot.
 '''Chris:''' I did listen to her! I did! I did.
 '''Kacey:''' But didn't you just talk to her and you can't remember stuff?
 '''Chris:''' [stress sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, 'cause you told me that Kim calls before I do.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. [pause] Hmm, but anyway uh... mm, let me think... let me think.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean uh- ar- are you- so I did all this research for you, and you don't even... care now?
 '''Chris:''' I do care! I do care. I appreciate it. I do.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean you're- I don't think you're really gonna do anything! I- I mean...
 '''Chris:''' [interrupts] I'm- I- I- I'm doing something! My family knows I'm out to look for a job.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, so what did your family say?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... This- this- it- they're, they're all like, "Ah, well yeah, you gotta find out how much you're gonna earn, and how this is- how this is gonna- is gonna effect your social security, and uh, if you're going to be able to earn more than your social security..." Ahh...
 '''Kacey:''' You need to make a LOT more than your social security, like you need to make... Like, okay. Um... like, um, depending also on... w- you know, how your uh, quote unquote disability effects you getting to work and stuff.... Like, they can take these expenses, um, and actually deduct it from your pay. Like so, even if you're making let's say a thousand dollars a month, um, if your disability causes you to have to do things that cost you two hundred a month, you're still - they- they count those two hundred, um, against your pay so you're still making - you know, even though you ''are'' making more than you should, they won't count it against you. Like you have to be making over a thousand dollars a month before they're gonna even... Even then they're only gonna take part of it away. They're never gonna take away all of it. Like you'd have to make a LOT more to where it wouldn't even matter. I mean and even if your parents are behind you or not, you're 27, right? I mean, you have to make your own decisions!
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Yeah, I- I do have to make my own decisions, uh... yeah. Als- one of the things I talked to Kim about was like uh, I- I'm often confused with my li- I'm often confused about things that I actually, uh, want or... need. It's been that way for so many years. I mean like...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Well don't you think it's time for that to change then?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah it - I do need to ah, that's ah - that's something I do need to change.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, you know, your whole life you're going to be figuring stuff out. There's not a magical upgrade that makes you an adult. I mean, I'm pretty sure, like, at times, my parents still need to figure things out and everything. I mean, we're not computers. We don't work like computers. We definitely don't.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah you're right. You are right, about that. Hmm... but anyway one of my- anyway one of my problems in my mind is like ya know I... tend ta... I tend, I ah, I often do get confused, and uh, feel like I'm lost, and it's like - ya know, and I- I'm not- I have not been sure of what exactly I want in life other than my [[sweetheart]], and my little daughter [[Crystal]] that I have dreamed of... And pretty much, ya know, all my life, every time I've been asked "Where do you see yourself in five years?", I always draw a blank!
 '''Kacey:''' Well, maybe that's showing you that maybe you should let ''go'' of Crystal and all that stuff. Maybe you should ''go'' in a different direction. Maybe you're getting ''blanked'' because you're not going in the direction you should be going in.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but...
 '''Kacey:''' You need to focus on more important things.
 '''Chris:''' And- and that's another thing, I mean ya know, Kim could tell you more about the conversation we had, but uh - but she- she and I talked about that, but also like ya know, even during, even with, even - I have talked to my counselors in Piedmont, when I was working towards my CADD degree and certificate. It's like ya know, yeah sure they can help me get a job, and yadda yadda yadda... um...
 '''Kacey:''' Then why didn't you let them?!
 '''Chris:''' [pause] ...Yeah. I- it's jus- I- I have never been really sure what I wanted to go out for. I mean... I- I- ah- [stuttering]
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Then you need to get back in school Chris! You need to do something. You're 27. You're - I mean yes, I know people are going to school, um older and older but, [laughs] come on! Isn't there anything you wanted to do even when you were little?
 '''Chris:''' I- I- [frustrated stuttering] I'm thinking about it! I'm mean I'm trying to- I'm ah- I'm ah- I'm trying to make- ah- [stuttering]
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] C'mon, this is pathetic.
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorting all this out and I'm thinking about it, and I'm going to do- I'm going to do something. It takes time for me before I can - before I actually - but I AM doing something, you know. I submitted the application for Wal-Mart, and I'm going to do one for Target, and I'm going to do one for Ma-Donalds...
 '''Kacey:''' Chris. Remember when I said in other cultures you wouldn't survive? I mean come on. You need to take charge. I mean, you are an adult. You're gonna have to make snap judgments sometime. I mean y- I mean isn't there anything that you wanted to do when you were younger? I mean, even if it's something like making video games! You could probably do that!
 '''Chris:''' I mean, that is one thing, but... I- that- that is one thing but...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I mean you already have some CADD stuff, you could learn how to program them and stuff.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but unfortunately they don't teach that- those kinds of classes at like, uh, Piedmont. I'm not sure if there are any colleg- if there are any classes around here...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Whatever! They have stuff online you can take, Chris! You have no excuse!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but- yeah, I know, but I'm kinda reluctant on taking classes online.
 '''Kacey:''' No, okay, there's no but! You either don't have an excuse, or you do have an excuse!
 '''Chris:''' Okay, fine, I don't have an excuse. But... so many options, I'm not sure- I'm not sure wha- I'm just not sure where to ''begin''.
 '''Kacey:''' A lot of people are. Why don't you go talk to um, I mean if you can't go to PVCC, why don't you go to someplace else that's closer? Um, or why don't you go somewhere in D.C.? I mean... it would be easy for you to get housing. [pause, Chris sighs] Why don't you take a couple different classes and see? Or, or I mean, I bet you don't even research this sh- stuff.
 '''Chris:''' [pause] I have- I did- I do research- I do researching ya know... I've tried- I've gone onto social security dot gov, website... but I don't... I... I cannot understand it, I... [Kacey talks over him]
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, but I'm talking about school. Chris.
 '''Chris:''' [tries to interrupt]
 '''Kacey:''' Chris! CHRIS! Listen to me! No! Listen to me! Do you not realize the opportunities you have? Do you not realize they will ''pay'' for your school? They will ''pay'' for your boarding? They will ''pay'' for your transportation? Do you know how much I would KILL for that going through school right now? And I'm going to have to go through med school! And you are just SITTING on your ass ''wasting'' that shit when the government will BEG you to take it! WHAT the hell?!
 '''Chris:''' I didn't even know I had those options and I'm not sure how to activate those options. I never learned!
 '''Kacey:''' Go to a school! Talk to a counselor there! Talk to an adviser there. Fill out your, F-A-F-S-A. I mean, come on. There's SO much that you could just reach out for and... Ugh! I mean like, you could do anything!
 '''Chris:''' Ah - Ah, hold up there... S-A-S-A?
 '''Kacey:''' Your FAFSA? Come on. The financial aid application? How do you NOT know... [laugh] about... I- I- [cracks up]
 '''Chris:''' I- I- I do not know that. I've never even heard of that.
 '''Kacey:''' How do you not hear ab- ...Are you serious?! It's financial aid! You- you- you went to college!
 '''Chris:''' I've- I- I've heard- I've heard of financial aid but I never heard of S-A-S-A.
 '''Kacey:''' You haven't heard of a FAFSA? That - you HAD to have filled one out. I mean, did your parents pay for your college outright?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, my parents did pay for my college classes.
 '''Kacey:''' [sigh] Just go to a college. Just go to a financial aid office or just... Google-

==Part 2==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO8Zd2SF8Vs&NR=1|Kacey Call 5, Part 2]

 '''Kacey:''' -it. It's F-A-F-S-A. [Chris echoes, "F-A-F-S-A"] And it's so easy to do online. It so is. All you need are... you know what? You wouldn't even need much of anything 'cause you don't pay taxes so you don't have any W-2's or anything, or W-4's, so, pfft. And you're old enough to where your parents won't matter. So you could probably get - I mean you have no income and you're on disability, you - oh my God, they would pay for everything!
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Well I will look into that. That was S-A-F-S-A?
 '''Kacey:''' F-A-F-S-A.
 '''Chris:''' ...Hmm. Okay, what's the acronym stand for? That will help me understand better.
 '''Kacey:''' Are you serious?
 '''Chris:''' Ya I'm serious.
 '''Kacey:''' It- it's just easier if you just Google that. I promise you. It- it's gonna come up. It- it's gonna be a dot gov site... [snickers]
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I will look- okay, I will look that up. And I will look into it.
 '''Kacey:''' Chris. It's only five letters. [laughing] It- it's okay. Just- or just Google financial aid! That's going to be the FIRST thing that pops up on Google, I ''promise'' you!
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Financial aid, I will Google that. [Kacey sighs] My computer's on the other room. I'll uh, go take care- I, uh, I will- I promise you I will go look into that right after we- right after we finish up here. [long pause] Kacey?
 '''Kacey:''' [short sigh] Yeah?
 '''Chris:''' I wa- I mean, it was just kinda like, ya know, I wasn't sure you were there, you know, you just paused for a moment. But yeah, I promise you I will go look into everything-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I'm just frustrated, y'know.
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Well... i-it's not your fault that I'm a little bit re- that I'm a little bit [[slow-in-the-minds|slow]] sometimes.
 '''Kacey:''' I know, but I mean like, this is stuff you should know. I mean this is- this is frustrating for me. I mean, like, I can understand ignorance, but I can't stand stupidity.
 '''Chris:''' No I- no it's not stupi- no, it's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just- was dumb on the subject, I never learned about that sort of thing.
 '''Kacey:''' How do you not if you go to school? Obviously, SOMEBODY must have talked about, "Hey, I got my financial aid!", I mean, I'm pretty sure you could not go to college, and not even overhear somebody... talk about financial aid.
 '''Chris:''' I- yeah- I've overheard- Yeah, I've overheard discussions of financial aid. But it was like, ya know, I was like picking my classes... and... and I just didn't - I just didn't - and my parents did not make a big deal about it, and I just... didn't....
 '''Kacey:''' Well it's not up to your parents! It's not up to your parents to make a big deal about it. It's up to YOU to grab your future! [long pause]
 '''Chris:''' [sound of distress] ...Yeah, it is up to me, ahh... there is a lot for me to think about. Yeah, but I wa- but I will Google financial aid and I will, I will, uh, research that. Hm... And then - make it- make it- mmm, sort out what I really would like to do, and... mmm, do it. [pause] Damn incoming ca- ! [audio warps]
 '''Kacey:''' [sounding tired] ...What?
 '''Chris:''' [indistinctly] I think I might have touched a thing, wait. Um...
 '''Kacey:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, are you still there?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I'm here.
 '''Chris:''' I had an incoming call from a- from some 404, 67-something... it was a long number, obviously long distance... it was like...
 '''Kacey:''' 404?
 '''Chris:''' No... four- f- four-four... uh...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay you - Hold on hold on, tell me it?
 '''Chris:''' I don't know, it's like, four four - something. Hm.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, no, go ahead and look up-
 '''Chris:''' It- it- anyway. Anyway. Anyway, it was like an incoming, it was incoming, and it was like, it was interrupting you, bothering me, you know. I got an incoming call-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Was the 404 an area code?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... it was like 447. I think... I don't, I'm not- [audio warps] -that might not be correct.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, there's a big difference between that and... [trails off]
 '''Chris:''' Ehh. Well never mind, never mind the phone number, the point was, i- it- the call was incoming while I was talking to you, and it just makes a beep, to my, to the speaker on my cell phone. And it just bothered me. [pause]
 '''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris:''' [sounding excited] Two new voicemail! Shaddup, phooone, I'm talking to my- [pause] -talkin' to Kacey here. Dang phone, right? I mean, I'm sure you've had problems like that...
 '''Kacey:''' You're talking to your ''what''?
 '''Chris:''' I'm talkin' to - Kacey.
 '''Kacey:''' No, you said, "I'm talking to my ____" -you're talking to your what?
 '''Chris:''' [sounding defeated] I- I'm talking to my ''friend''.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' [in a small voice] Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Just making sure.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, you have the right. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, yeah- I wi- I will, uh- yeah. I will... stay on track, Googling financial aid after we finish up here.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, you need to- you need to trust me on this. I mean, I'm not gonna - make you lose your tugboat. Not- not that I approve of it! Just to let you know, I mean, I think it's great to help get people in the right ''direction'', but you can't be on it for the rest of your life. I mean, you've already been on it what, since you've been eighteen? That, that's kind of pathetic, Chris. I mean, I'm- I'm ''paying'' for you to sit around and do nothing.
 '''Chris:''' [confused] Um... yeah wait a minute, paying for it when I was eight- no wait a, wha- what- What about paying for it when I was eighteen, from eighteen?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm a taxpayer. My money goes ''towards'' that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, before that. You said something about, uh, something happening when I was eighteen?
 '''Kacey:''' You- you've been on this since you were eighteen, correct?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, the social security. Um... uhhh, yeah but the money was going to my parents, and uh, they did not redirect it to-
 '''Kacey:''' It's still coming out of my paycheck.
 '''Chris:''' It was not redirected to me until after - I think I was like 23, something like that. [pause]
 '''Kacey:''' ...What was that?
 '''Chris:''' I do not think they redirected it toward, redirected the money towards me until after I turned 23.
 '''Kacey:''' I thought that your money still went to your dad.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... the ma- I mean, it's like you know, they- uh, yeah, they had me on the disability since I was born, and my - and the checks were going to my mother and my father. And then-
 '''Kacey:''' Wait, since you were born?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well, maybe since I was diagnosed with [[autism]].
 '''Kacey:''' I was about to say, 'cause, you- you can't just tell a child has autism once they're ''born''!
 '''Chris:''' [stammering] Okay well, I'm sorry, I got my- I got mixed up, I- I'm trying- I-
 '''Kacey:''' That's conflicting!
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I got mixed up, I'm sorry. But anyway, uh, since I was diagnosed with autism-
 '''Kacey:''' How do you get that mixed up? [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [stress sigh] I don't- I'm trying- I'm gathering- okay, my mouth is going faster than my brain.
 '''Kacey:''' [cynical laugh] Aha. [another pause]
 '''Chris:''' ...I'm sure that's happened to you, you know.
 '''Kacey:''' Um. I don't know, I pretty much think before I speak sometimes, like, unless I get really, really, really angry.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah- [oddly echoing]
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, I'm pretty much in control of myself, I am... I AM in my late twenties, I have learned how to do this since I was like, eight.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I've learned how to, uh, control my speech as well, I mean like, my brain... where it can, [[Chris and English|think with my mouth]]. It's like, you know, when I'm feeling - frustrated or confused, I tend to, uh, lose control. And, get con- and, yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' I thought you said you were way more in control of stuff. Y- you just told me that yesterday.
 '''Chris:''' I - yeah - I am more in control. 'Cause, I have to- [long pause] ...Yeah. ...Mmfh.
 '''Kacey:''' I- I don't know. Just sometimes you make this really hard. It- it really does. Because you are my friend, and I hate to see one of my friends do this to themselves.
 '''Chris:''' I- I- I- Okay- okay- Yeah, okay, I understand. I'm being difficult to read. And I'm sorry.
 '''Kacey:''' It- it's nothing about you being difficult to read, it's just that I really don't think you're going to do anything.
 '''Chris:''' I'm going-
 '''Kacey:''' I - No! You're actually being fairly easy to read.
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] I'm going to do- I'm going to do it. I'm serious.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, I hope you are.
 '''Chris:''' I will. [long pause] Anyway, getting back - lemme - getting back to, uh, my discussion with Kim earlier. Um... yeah, she pretty much encouraged me to get a job as well. [something indistinct]
 '''Kacey:''' Good. I'm glad she did.
 '''Chris:''' Or, uh, Or- or getting- or- or try getting classes, or financial aid, all that, You know. Even to - move out of my house, and she's like - I tell her- I told her in the... streamline? From one memory to another? ...About the - situation in my head? Where often I'm like, blank-minded? And I get confused, a bit... along with that?
 '''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris:''' And, uh... at points she did make it clear, like, where I should begin? Like firstly, she said I should get a job, and then look at prices of an apartment, or housing? And then consider the bi- consider the, uh, the electricity, the uh, uh, water, the inter- the uh, wireless internet, the cable, all that. And then, I was like, blank-minded, and I was like - that went over my head, but still, I mean, yeah, that's a lot for me to consider.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, that is something to consider, but I mean, if you do move out on your own, are you willing to give up some of those things? Like, are you willing to have regular cable instead of digital cable? If it saves you a few bucks?

==Part 3==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt7OrT5-f4U&NR=1|Kacey Call 5, Part 3]

 '''Kacey''': I mean, are you willing to make those adult sacrifices?
 '''Chris:''': Uh, I guess I'm willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.
 '''Kacey''': And you're gonna have to buy less video games. Yo-you just can't impulse buy.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... yeah... I'm trying to- I'm- I've been working on controlling my impulse as well.
 '''Kacey''': [over Chris] That's good, cause you really need to. I- I think you really need to, cause you can't spend hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
 '''Chris:''': Um... yeah. I don't spend- I- I- That would be an exaggeration right there, spending hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
 '''Kacey''': You said two thousand dollars, and the PS3 hasn't been around that long. [chuckle]
 '''Chris:''': It's been around for over two years. But anyway, yeah, hundreds a week that IS an exaggeration.
 '''Kacey''': [sighs?]
 '''Chris:''': I've actually had mine since like March 2007.
 '''Kacey''': Uh huh.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but anyway, I- I don't- anyway, if I spend money on the PlayStation Network, it wouldn't be any more than 5-10 dollars a week.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I mean, it's not just, you know, your PSN stuff. I'm pretty sure you buy actual games. Uh, you know, so I mean that's gotta add up. I mean if you uh-only have 2000 on your PSN, imagine how much you've been buying for uh, like things like the Wii, and things for your PS3, like, you know, guitar hero controllers and the actual games and stuff. I mean, y-you probably spent m- uh- you if you spend just as much on those things on your PSN, that's $4000 in a year or two. That's ridiculous.
 '''Chris:''': [sheepishly] Yeah, I can see that.
 '''Kacey''': Th-that's pathetic.
 '''Chris:''': Hm... [long pause] Um... [another long pause]
 '''Kacey''': I mean, you know, that's a down payment on a car, Chris. [frustrated chuckle]
 '''Chris:''': Okay, I guess you're right, I guess that is pathetic.
 '''Kacey''': Tch, you're damn straight it is!
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] Eehh, but for the record though. Most of the- when I buy [[List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads|stuff]] on PlayStation Network, it's mostly like, you know, addons for Guitar Hero or LittleBigPlanet. Or addons fo-
 '''Kacey''': But that's where they get you.
 '''Chris:''': Well, for- or addons for the games I do have. I've- I actually am up-to-date on my add-ons for Burnout Paradise, by the way. I uhh... yeah I don't buy new games at like [[GameStop]], or used games at GameStop. The game disks, as much as I do the uh, add-ons.
 '''Kacey''': But still, you have- I mean, just to even get the add-ons, you have to actually have to have the game.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but still. I mean that saves me- that saves me trips to the GameStop to go buy a new game.
 '''Kacey''': Games are expensive Chris! I know how expensive games are. You can rack up that much easily by getting less you know, than you do on the PSN. All it takes is a three games and look! There goes almost two hundred dollars. [Skype sound]
 '''Chris:''': Hm... now that is an exaggeration right there. I mean...
 '''Kacey''': They're like $60 each. Three games would be $180.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but then you wait a while and then they go down to like 20 or... 30 or 20.
 '''Kacey''': That's a long wait, before they go to 20. That's a very, very long wait.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... that is quite a long wait. But still, patience is kinda worth it. I mean- I mean sure. You're looking forward to giving me uh- the new Ratchet and Clank game. It's like you can't even- you can't afford it.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] Yeah, but I mean. I don't think you're that patient with video games, Chris. Cause I mean, like. You're always- I mean come on! You've got most of this stuff like, brand new, like uh, you're already telling me that you've already put money down at GameStop, so you can't tell me that you're not buying new games at GameStop. You're doing that with the new Guitar Hero. You've- you- you- you know you do that. Don't lie to me.
 '''Chris:''': [stammering desperately] I know, I- Ok, I'm not... Ok, yeah, you're right. I do do that, with [[Guitar Hero]] 
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] Then why are you lying to me? I mean, I hate stupid lies the most. What the hell Chris?
 '''Chris:''': Okay, think about it this- okay, you're starti- okay, say you started with Sonic the Hedgehog on SEGA genesis, then you wanna go out and buy
 '''Kacey''': [extremely frustrated] What does that have to do lying stupid things to me? You- y- ugh!
 '''Chris:''': Oh, okay, okay. Okay, scratch that. I mean to say, like [pause] It's like when there are more and more additions from the beginning of the US service since the first game then it continues on from one game di- one game cartridge or disk to another, and it's like, or it's consider- it's comparable to like, a magazine subscription
 '''Kacey''': [pause] Chris... I- I just don't know. You- you're sounding- you're starting to sound like you need these games, or else. I mean, why do you have to keep getting them? I mean, does it bother you that much when you don't have them?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It does not bother me... [sighs again] Okay, it bothers me a bit.
 '''Kacey''': Chris, that's addiction. You know that right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but... It's not like a...
 '''Kacey''': Chris, an addiction is anything that produces withdrawal symptoms. It does not need to be something that is bad or horrible. It is- it's just... what?
 '''Chris:''': Hmm..... I see.
 '''Kacey''': That- That's simple psychology Chris. That's something you should know.
 '''Chris:''': Actually, I did not know that. I'm quite- I'm serious when I say that. I did not know that.
 '''Kacey''': I can't believe you didn't even take most- you know, simple prereqs in college.
 '''Chris:''': Um... pre-REPS?
 '''Kacey''': Prerequisites? Chris! How do you not know about college stuff, but you have a degree?
 '''Chris:''': Uhh, if I took prerequisites- if I took prerequisites that was in... years ago back in 2000. And it's not like I can remember a small detail like that. I mean, it's-
 '''Kacey''': [freaking out] That's not a small detail! Tha- that's college! What?!
 '''Chris:''': Well, my parents did not make a big deal about it when they helped me get into college.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter- No no no no! Prereqs are not... it- they are not through your parents. They're through the college, just... I mean I... can't buy that you got a serious degree without having to do serious prereqs like that. What did you say you... I- I don't know. Whatever!
 '''Chris:''': I think you mean Comput- I think you're looking for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. Or CADD.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, how many years is the degree?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It was a [[CADD|four-year degree]], but I ended up earning-
 '''Kacey''': How did you get a four-year degree without any prereqs like that? How?!
 '''Chris:''': I sure I- I'm sure I probably took prerequisites, but I did not realize that that's what they were called... I did not know that- that they were called that word-
 '''Kacey''': You- You had nothing to do with any of your schooling beside showing up, did you?
 '''Chris:''': Showing up and doing my [[Love_Quest#Conflict_with_Mary_Lee_Walsh|hard]] [[Mary_Lee_Walsh#Mary_Lee_Walsh_in_Sonichu|work]]!
 '''Kacey''': Hard work?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I- I did my work to the fullest of my energy. Every single- every single screenshot from the uh... gettin' in front of the computer, working towards- working on the projects for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design on the- and all that. Even then, when I fully designed the [[CWCville shopping mall]]. Both stories, all the stores, and the mayor's office. One step at a time. Every single click, every single detail. It's all... burned in my photographic memory
 '''Kacey''': Okay, then why can't you put that energy into getting a job or getting a better degree? Haven't you ever thought of getting your masters? Or anything like that? I mean- I mean, do you even remember anything from school? Besides that mall?
 '''Chris:''': I remember a lot of things from school.
 '''Kacey''': Like what?
 '''Chris:''': [really long pause] Yeah, I do remember that I had to- er- I had to take the certain amount of classes. I had to take a physical education class and art classes.
 '''Kacey''': You had to take a physical education class in college?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I took two actually. Tennis and ice skating.
 '''Kacey''': [surprised] Okay?
 '''Chris:''': I think I told you about the ice skating. That- that was- that [indecipherable]
 '''Kacey''': I- I heard- you told me you went ice skating. But I didn't know that was a college course. I mean, I'm sorry. I am not paying college money to go fucking ice skating! I'm sorry.
 '''Chris:''': I mean, that's the first time I ever learned to skate, of any sort. Even though I tried roller skating on my s- on my own one time, I just end up- I just kept falling. I didn't get much done out of that. But-
 '''Kacey''': Yeah- it- it takes balance.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, and differently-

==Part 4==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt_mEAPx6nI|Kacey Call 5, Part 4]

 '''Kacey''': Yeah, it's really really really hard to fall on something with four wheels.
 '''Chris:''': Really really hard to fall on something with four wheels?
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, roller skating's like, way easier than ice skating or roller blading.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, unfort- yeah, I rephrase that. I mean, uh- I did not have roller skates. I had roller blades.
 '''Kacey''': Roller skating and roller blading are two totally different things. You know that, right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, well I mean. When I want to learn how to roller skate, I just thought, you know, they have- cause they have- they're- they got the wheels on the bottom.
 '''Kacey''': [migrane sigh] Okay...
 '''Chris:''': [interjecting more] But that was so many years ago.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, do you remember anything substantial from school. Besides you made a mall and... you made a mall.
 '''Chris:''': I remember... taking my accounting classes for the first major I picked out. Even though I was confused, and lost, when I was- when I picked it out. And can't say any more cause I told her about that fresh from my memory. I talked with her earlier tonight.
 '''Kacey''': Why don't you go back into accounting? It's really not that bad of a job. It's not like you'd be getting a degree in philosophy or something.
 '''Chris:''': I don't even remember- I- I don't even remember if it really was an accounting degree, I think it was something else. Something like marketing or something. But then, years later, my father and I talk to my- talked to my couns- talked to my counselor- my guidance counselor. Eh, yeah. 2002, something like that. Anyway, turns out there were not as many jobs that that degree could get me, and uh, then there were more jobs available for Computer Aided Drafting and Design, so my father encouraged me to switch over because-
 '''Kacey''': Well obviously that's done you a lot of good. Cause you're not getting those jobs. You can't even find them. You can't even google them.
 '''Chris:''': Because I was- Because I'm very avid with computers that's why- and then I made the switch, and I just did, I agree with that-
 '''Kacey''': Apparently you're not very adept at computers if you can't even google something.
 '''Chris:''': I can google things!
 '''Kacey''': Then why don't you do it?
 '''Chris:''': I'm going to google the financial aid. And look for the S-A-F-S-A, F-A-S-A...
 '''Kacey''': The FAFSA. That's-
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I remembered that! And I'm going to do it.
 '''Kacey''': [pause then sigh]
 '''Chris:''': Anyway, yeah. Anyway yeah, switch- it was a major switch, but yeah, at least the credits are transferable. And also I do remember something from my accounting class. You know, the first in first out method-
 '''Kacey''': You do know that if you already used credits towards a degree they don't count, right? Like, you're gonna to have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': Wait, what?
 '''Kacey''': You can't transfer them. They've already gone towards a degree. Chris, seriously!
 '''Chris:''': This is like- this is like years ago. And those credits did transfer from my [unintelligible] major to my next major.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupting] Ok ok ok ok. Chris, Chris. How long have you been out of school?
 '''Chris:''': I would say over three years now.
 '''Kacey''': Then most of your stuff isn't gonna mean crap anyway. The classes expire. They will make you take them over. That's a problem I'm going through right now. You're probably not gonna be able to transfer anything. You're gonna have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': [sighs] But I've already got the degree and the certificate.
 '''Kacey''': Doesn't matter, then that's over! E-e- I mean, some things are just not transferable. I- I can't believe that you do not know how this works.
 '''Chris:''': [pause] Yeah, I was pretty much there to learn what was going on during the time and... yeah, my father did most of the bra- most of the brain- most of the brainwork there. I was just mostly- um- I was- I mean- it- in 2000-
 '''Kacey''': So what? You're gonna let them do that for the rest of your life? You need to know things. You need to be informed. [Chris sighs] I-I- It's up to your brainwork. I- It's- You might as well have never gone to college. Look at you!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but at least I went to college and I earned a degree.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter! No, no! Ok, I think people who go to college and waste their degree and waste their potential are way worse than people who never went to college and have hard work, and they have jobs, and they pay on their own. You can not act like you're better than people just because you went to college and did some crappy degree. I mean you- No, no! Even when I was working and not in college, I was still doing way more than you were!
 '''Chris:''': You know, there are a lot of people who actually have earned their degrees, and get their [interrupted] other things as well.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] And you're not one of them, it doesn't matter! You're not even using it, you might as well not have it. What's the point of having it if you're not gonna use it.
 '''Chris:''': I will be using it.
 '''Kacey''': Now you're not. Y- You won't even figure out how to- Chris, you- Ugh! Your resume is full of Sonichu and Rosechu! It has- you haven't even mentioned your degree!
 '''Chris:''': I did, under the educational references.
 '''Kacey''': What does that have to do with anything. You need to have priorities. Your CADD degree has nothing to do with Sonichu and Rosechu.

 [Continues]
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==Part 5==

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Kacey Call 5

2011-06-24T06:57:25Z

Caxichu: dangling tag making things pink fixed

29 [[August 2009]]

==Highlights==
'''CHRIS:''' "...It's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just was dumb on the subject; I never learned about that sort of thing."

*[[Chris]] just finished getting a "stern talking-to" from Kim about getting a [[job]]; he already can't remember what she said.
*[[Kacey]] did research on how Chris can still receive the [[tugboat]] while having a job or something; he doesn't listen.
*Counselors at [[PVCC]] told Chris that they could get him a job; he didn't listen.
*Chris doesn't know what Financial Aid is; he promises to Google it.
*Chris didn't have any control over his own [[Chris and money|money]] until he was 23.
*Chris whines some more about being [[slow-in-the-minds|blank-minded]] and confused.
*Chris says he's willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.
*Chris lies about how much he spends on the [[PSN]].
*Chris compares buying game add-ons to having a magazine subscription to try and make Kacey understand it's not a big deal.
*Chris doesn't know anything about college because that happened yeeeeaars ago.
*[[CADD]] WAS HARD WORK BURNED INTO HIS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.
*Chris took tennis and ice-skating classes in college.
*Chris took accounting and/or marketing classes first, then "years later" he found out there were not enough jobs available in that field so he switched to CADD.
*Kacey says Chris is basically wiping his ass on his CADD Degree; Chris says "that was uncalled for".
*Chris says he understands so that Kacey will shut up and let him leave.

==Part 1==
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 '''Chris:''' Hello-o?
 '''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. How are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm okay.
 '''Chris:''' I'm okay too. [content sigh] So um...
 '''Kacey:''' Um...
 '''Chris:''' Anything on your mind right now?
 '''Kacey:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Is there anything on your mind right now?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, um, did you go apply for jobs like I said?
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah. I go - I wen- I uh, uh, application at Wal-Mart. Uh, I'm gonna wait 'til... I'm gonna....
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] That's good. Did you do it in person?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, I filled- no, I went online and did it. Filled it out for the Charlottesville store.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, cause, um, I did some research for you. Um, about working with your disability. And actually, um, this is a lot easier than I thought it would be. Like you could - they put you on a trial work period or they - and they can extend your period of eligibility. Like, you could be making... um... like it doesn't matter what you make during the trial work period, like you'll get both still, your uh, your tugboat and your, uh wages. And, even afterwards if you're not making enough, like you can get both. It actually goes by what you make, not by how many hours you work.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... I see.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean that's actually really exciting! I mean, you could be technically making more than me. [Chris tries to interrupt, she keeps talking] Well, at least, you know, right now. [laughs]
 '''Chris:''' Well, I don't know. Um, I'm st- I s- still got to uh, wait to talk to uh, that guy from s- social security...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Chris! This is straight from the social security ''site''! This is a great opportunity! And even ''if'' you make too much money you can still keep your Medicaid, uh, benefits! I mean, how can you not be excited about this?
 '''Chris:''' I dunno... I got- I got- I just talked to Kim and she gave me some, uh, tough talkin' to as well, ya know, about uh, me getting a job and what not, uh... Also talked about uh, old school - also t- also talked about college days and uh, I don- I- I don't remember all the details but it's all- it's all ju- it's like absorbed - everything she told me is in the back of my head. It's- it's tattooed in my head.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, that doesn't really... [Chris tries to interrupt]
 '''Chris:''' It... it's...
 '''Kacey:''' ...that doesn't really sound like you listen to her a lot.
 '''Chris:''' I did listen to her! I did! I did.
 '''Kacey:''' But didn't you just talk to her and you can't remember stuff?
 '''Chris:''' [stress sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, 'cause you told me that Kim calls before I do.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. [pause] Hmm, but anyway uh... mm, let me think... let me think.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean uh- ar- are you- so I did all this research for you, and you don't even... care now?
 '''Chris:''' I do care! I do care. I appreciate it. I do.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean you're- I don't think you're really gonna do anything! I- I mean...
 '''Chris:''' [interrupts] I'm- I- I- I'm doing something! My family knows I'm out to look for a job.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, so what did your family say?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... This- this- it- they're, they're all like, "Ah, well yeah, you gotta find out how much you're gonna earn, and how this is- how this is gonna- is gonna effect your social security, and uh, if you're going to be able to earn more than your social security..." Ahh...
 '''Kacey:''' You need to make a LOT more than your social security, like you need to make... Like, okay. Um... like, um, depending also on... w- you know, how your uh, quote unquote disability effects you getting to work and stuff.... Like, they can take these expenses, um, and actually deduct it from your pay. Like so, even if you're making let's say a thousand dollars a month, um, if your disability causes you to have to do things that cost you two hundred a month, you're still - they- they count those two hundred, um, against your pay so you're still making - you know, even though you ''are'' making more than you should, they won't count it against you. Like you have to be making over a thousand dollars a month before they're gonna even... Even then they're only gonna take part of it away. They're never gonna take away all of it. Like you'd have to make a LOT more to where it wouldn't even matter. I mean and even if your parents are behind you or not, you're 27, right? I mean, you have to make your own decisions!
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Yeah, I- I do have to make my own decisions, uh... yeah. Als- one of the things I talked to Kim about was like uh, I- I'm often confused with my li- I'm often confused about things that I actually, uh, want or... need. It's been that way for so many years. I mean like...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Well don't you think it's time for that to change then?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah it - I do need to ah, that's ah - that's something I do need to change.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, you know, your whole life you're going to be figuring stuff out. There's not a magical upgrade that makes you an adult. I mean, I'm pretty sure, like, at times, my parents still need to figure things out and everything. I mean, we're not computers. We don't work like computers. We definitely don't.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah you're right. You are right, about that. Hmm... but anyway one of my- anyway one of my problems in my mind is like ya know I... tend ta... I tend, I ah, I often do get confused, and uh, feel like I'm lost, and it's like - ya know, and I- I'm not- I have not been sure of what exactly I want in life other than my [[sweetheart]], and my little daughter [[Crystal]] that I have dreamed of... And pretty much, ya know, all my life, every time I've been asked "Where do you see yourself in five years?", I always draw a blank!
 '''Kacey:''' Well, maybe that's showing you that maybe you should let ''go'' of Crystal and all that stuff. Maybe you should ''go'' in a different direction. Maybe you're getting ''blanked'' because you're not going in the direction you should be going in.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but...
 '''Kacey:''' You need to focus on more important things.
 '''Chris:''' And- and that's another thing, I mean ya know, Kim could tell you more about the conversation we had, but uh - but she- she and I talked about that, but also like ya know, even during, even with, even - I have talked to my counselors in Piedmont, when I was working towards my CADD degree and certificate. It's like ya know, yeah sure they can help me get a job, and yadda yadda yadda... um...
 '''Kacey:''' Then why didn't you let them?!
 '''Chris:''' [pause] ...Yeah. I- it's jus- I- I have never been really sure what I wanted to go out for. I mean... I- I- ah- [stuttering]
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Then you need to get back in school Chris! You need to do something. You're 27. You're - I mean yes, I know people are going to school, um older and older but, [laughs] come on! Isn't there anything you wanted to do even when you were little?
 '''Chris:''' I- I- [frustrated stuttering] I'm thinking about it! I'm mean I'm trying to- I'm ah- I'm ah- I'm trying to make- ah- [stuttering]
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] C'mon, this is pathetic.
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorting all this out and I'm thinking about it, and I'm going to do- I'm going to do something. It takes time for me before I can - before I actually - but I AM doing something, you know. I submitted the application for Wal-Mart, and I'm going to do one for Target, and I'm going to do one for Ma-Donalds...
 '''Kacey:''' Chris. Remember when I said in other cultures you wouldn't survive? I mean come on. You need to take charge. I mean, you are an adult. You're gonna have to make snap judgments sometime. I mean y- I mean isn't there anything that you wanted to do when you were younger? I mean, even if it's something like making video games! You could probably do that!
 '''Chris:''' I mean, that is one thing, but... I- that- that is one thing but...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I mean you already have some CADD stuff, you could learn how to program them and stuff.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but unfortunately they don't teach that- those kinds of classes at like, uh, Piedmont. I'm not sure if there are any colleg- if there are any classes around here...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Whatever! They have stuff online you can take, Chris! You have no excuse!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but- yeah, I know, but I'm kinda reluctant on taking classes online.
 '''Kacey:''' No, okay, there's no but! You either don't have an excuse, or you do have an excuse!
 '''Chris:''' Okay, fine, I don't have an excuse. But... so many options, I'm not sure- I'm not sure wha- I'm just not sure where to ''begin''.
 '''Kacey:''' A lot of people are. Why don't you go talk to um, I mean if you can't go to PVCC, why don't you go to someplace else that's closer? Um, or why don't you go somewhere in D.C.? I mean... it would be easy for you to get housing. [pause, Chris sighs] Why don't you take a couple different classes and see? Or, or I mean, I bet you don't even research this sh- stuff.
 '''Chris:''' [pause] I have- I did- I do research- I do researching ya know... I've tried- I've gone onto social security dot gov, website... but I don't... I... I cannot understand it, I... [Kacey talks over him]
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, but I'm talking about school. Chris.
 '''Chris:''' [tries to interrupt]
 '''Kacey:''' Chris! CHRIS! Listen to me! No! Listen to me! Do you not realize the opportunities you have? Do you not realize they will ''pay'' for your school? They will ''pay'' for your boarding? They will ''pay'' for your transportation? Do you know how much I would KILL for that going through school right now? And I'm going to have to go through med school! And you are just SITTING on your ass ''wasting'' that shit when the government will BEG you to take it! WHAT the hell?!
 '''Chris:''' I didn't even know I had those options and I'm not sure how to activate those options. I never learned!
 '''Kacey:''' Go to a school! Talk to a counselor there! Talk to an adviser there. Fill out your, F-A-F-S-A. I mean, come on. There's SO much that you could just reach out for and... Ugh! I mean like, you could do anything!
 '''Chris:''' Ah - Ah, hold up there... S-A-S-A?
 '''Kacey:''' Your FAFSA? Come on. The financial aid application? How do you NOT know... [laugh] about... I- I- [cracks up]
 '''Chris:''' I- I- I do not know that. I've never even heard of that.
 '''Kacey:''' How do you not hear ab- ...Are you serious?! It's financial aid! You- you- you went to college!
 '''Chris:''' I've- I- I've heard- I've heard of financial aid but I never heard of S-A-S-A.
 '''Kacey:''' You haven't heard of a FAFSA? That - you HAD to have filled one out. I mean, did your parents pay for your college outright?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, my parents did pay for my college classes.
 '''Kacey:''' [sigh] Just go to a college. Just go to a financial aid office or just... Google-

==Part 2==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO8Zd2SF8Vs&NR=1|Kacey Call 5, Part 2]

 '''Kacey:''' -it. It's F-A-F-S-A. [Chris echoes, "F-A-F-S-A"] And it's so easy to do online. It so is. All you need are... you know what? You wouldn't even need much of anything 'cause you don't pay taxes so you don't have any W-2's or anything, or W-4's, so, pfft. And you're old enough to where your parents won't matter. So you could probably get - I mean you have no income and you're on disability, you - oh my God, they would pay for everything!
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Well I will look into that. That was S-A-F-S-A?
 '''Kacey:''' F-A-F-S-A.
 '''Chris:''' ...Hmm. Okay, what's the acronym stand for? That will help me understand better.
 '''Kacey:''' Are you serious?
 '''Chris:''' Ya I'm serious.
 '''Kacey:''' It- it's just easier if you just Google that. I promise you. It- it's gonna come up. It- it's gonna be a dot gov site... [snickers]
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I will look- okay, I will look that up. And I will look into it.
 '''Kacey:''' Chris. It's only five letters. [laughing] It- it's okay. Just- or just Google financial aid! That's going to be the FIRST thing that pops up on Google, I ''promise'' you!
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Financial aid, I will Google that. [Kacey sighs] My computer's on the other room. I'll uh, go take care- I, uh, I will- I promise you I will go look into that right after we- right after we finish up here. [long pause] Kacey?
 '''Kacey:''' [short sigh] Yeah?
 '''Chris:''' I wa- I mean, it was just kinda like, ya know, I wasn't sure you were there, you know, you just paused for a moment. But yeah, I promise you I will go look into everything-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I'm just frustrated, y'know.
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Well... i-it's not your fault that I'm a little bit re- that I'm a little bit [[slow-in-the-minds|slow]] sometimes.
 '''Kacey:''' I know, but I mean like, this is stuff you should know. I mean this is- this is frustrating for me. I mean, like, I can understand ignorance, but I can't stand stupidity.
 '''Chris:''' No I- no it's not stupi- no, it's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just- was dumb on the subject, I never learned about that sort of thing.
 '''Kacey:''' How do you not if you go to school? Obviously, SOMEBODY must have talked about, "Hey, I got my financial aid!", I mean, I'm pretty sure you could not go to college, and not even overhear somebody... talk about financial aid.
 '''Chris:''' I- yeah- I've overheard- Yeah, I've overheard discussions of financial aid. But it was like, ya know, I was like picking my classes... and... and I just didn't - I just didn't - and my parents did not make a big deal about it, and I just... didn't....
 '''Kacey:''' Well it's not up to your parents! It's not up to your parents to make a big deal about it. It's up to YOU to grab your future! [long pause]
 '''Chris:''' [sound of distress] ...Yeah, it is up to me, ahh... there is a lot for me to think about. Yeah, but I wa- but I will Google financial aid and I will, I will, uh, research that. Hm... And then - make it- make it- mmm, sort out what I really would like to do, and... mmm, do it. [pause] Damn incoming ca- ! [audio warps]
 '''Kacey:''' [sounding tired] ...What?
 '''Chris:''' [indistinctly] I think I might have touched a thing, wait. Um...
 '''Kacey:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, are you still there?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I'm here.
 '''Chris:''' I had an incoming call from a- from some 404, 67-something... it was a long number, obviously long distance... it was like...
 '''Kacey:''' 404?
 '''Chris:''' No... four- f- four-four... uh...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay you - Hold on hold on, tell me it?
 '''Chris:''' I don't know, it's like, four four - something. Hm.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, no, go ahead and look up-
 '''Chris:''' It- it- anyway. Anyway. Anyway, it was like an incoming, it was incoming, and it was like, it was interrupting you, bothering me, you know. I got an incoming call-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Was the 404 an area code?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... it was like 447. I think... I don't, I'm not- [audio warps] -that might not be correct.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, there's a big difference between that and... [trails off]
 '''Chris:''' Ehh. Well never mind, never mind the phone number, the point was, i- it- the call was incoming while I was talking to you, and it just makes a beep, to my, to the speaker on my cell phone. And it just bothered me. [pause]
 '''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris:''' [sounding excited] Two new voicemail! Shaddup, phooone, I'm talking to my- [pause] -talkin' to Kacey here. Dang phone, right? I mean, I'm sure you've had problems like that...
 '''Kacey:''' You're talking to your ''what''?
 '''Chris:''' I'm talkin' to - Kacey.
 '''Kacey:''' No, you said, "I'm talking to my ____" -you're talking to your what?
 '''Chris:''' [sounding defeated] I- I'm talking to my ''friend''.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' [in a small voice] Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Just making sure.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, you have the right. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, yeah- I wi- I will, uh- yeah. I will... stay on track, Googling financial aid after we finish up here.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, you need to- you need to trust me on this. I mean, I'm not gonna - make you lose your tugboat. Not- not that I approve of it! Just to let you know, I mean, I think it's great to help get people in the right ''direction'', but you can't be on it for the rest of your life. I mean, you've already been on it what, since you've been eighteen? That, that's kind of pathetic, Chris. I mean, I'm- I'm ''paying'' for you to sit around and do nothing.
 '''Chris:''' [confused] Um... yeah wait a minute, paying for it when I was eight- no wait a, wha- what- What about paying for it when I was eighteen, from eighteen?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm a taxpayer. My money goes ''towards'' that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, before that. You said something about, uh, something happening when I was eighteen?
 '''Kacey:''' You- you've been on this since you were eighteen, correct?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, the social security. Um... uhhh, yeah but the money was going to my parents, and uh, they did not redirect it to-
 '''Kacey:''' It's still coming out of my paycheck.
 '''Chris:''' It was not redirected to me until after - I think I was like 23, something like that. [pause]
 '''Kacey:''' ...What was that?
 '''Chris:''' I do not think they redirected it toward, redirected the money towards me until after I turned 23.
 '''Kacey:''' I thought that your money still went to your dad.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... the ma- I mean, it's like you know, they- uh, yeah, they had me on the disability since I was born, and my - and the checks were going to my mother and my father. And then-
 '''Kacey:''' Wait, since you were born?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well, maybe since I was diagnosed with [[autism]].
 '''Kacey:''' I was about to say, 'cause, you- you can't just tell a child has autism once they're ''born''!
 '''Chris:''' [stammering] Okay well, I'm sorry, I got my- I got mixed up, I- I'm trying- I-
 '''Kacey:''' That's conflicting!
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I got mixed up, I'm sorry. But anyway, uh, since I was diagnosed with autism-
 '''Kacey:''' How do you get that mixed up? [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [stress sigh] I don't- I'm trying- I'm gathering- okay, my mouth is going faster than my brain.
 '''Kacey:''' [cynical laugh] Aha. [another pause]
 '''Chris:''' ...I'm sure that's happened to you, you know.
 '''Kacey:''' Um. I don't know, I pretty much think before I speak sometimes, like, unless I get really, really, really angry.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah- [oddly echoing]
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, I'm pretty much in control of myself, I am... I AM in my late twenties, I have learned how to do this since I was like, eight.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I've learned how to, uh, control my speech as well, I mean like, my brain... where it can, [[Chris and English|think with my mouth]]. It's like, you know, when I'm feeling - frustrated or confused, I tend to, uh, lose control. And, get con- and, yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' I thought you said you were way more in control of stuff. Y- you just told me that yesterday.
 '''Chris:''' I - yeah - I am more in control. 'Cause, I have to- [long pause] ...Yeah. ...Mmfh.
 '''Kacey:''' I- I don't know. Just sometimes you make this really hard. It- it really does. Because you are my friend, and I hate to see one of my friends do this to themselves.
 '''Chris:''' I- I- I- Okay- okay- Yeah, okay, I understand. I'm being difficult to read. And I'm sorry.
 '''Kacey:''' It- it's nothing about you being difficult to read, it's just that I really don't think you're going to do anything.
 '''Chris:''' I'm going-
 '''Kacey:''' I - No! You're actually being fairly easy to read.
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] I'm going to do- I'm going to do it. I'm serious.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, I hope you are.
 '''Chris:''' I will. [long pause] Anyway, getting back - lemme - getting back to, uh, my discussion with Kim earlier. Um... yeah, she pretty much encouraged me to get a job as well. [something indistinct]
 '''Kacey:''' Good. I'm glad she did.
 '''Chris:''' Or, uh, Or- or getting- or- or try getting classes, or financial aid, all that, You know. Even to - move out of my house, and she's like - I tell her- I told her in the... streamline? From one memory to another? ...About the - situation in my head? Where often I'm like, blank-minded? And I get confused, a bit... along with that?
 '''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris:''' And, uh... at points she did make it clear, like, where I should begin? Like firstly, she said I should get a job, and then look at prices of an apartment, or housing? And then consider the bi- consider the, uh, the electricity, the uh, uh, water, the inter- the uh, wireless internet, the cable, all that. And then, I was like, blank-minded, and I was like - that went over my head, but still, I mean, yeah, that's a lot for me to consider.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, that is something to consider, but I mean, if you do move out on your own, are you willing to give up some of those things? Like, are you willing to have regular cable instead of digital cable? If it saves you a few bucks?

==Part 3==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt7OrT5-f4U&NR=1|Kacey Call 5, Part 3]

 '''Kacey''': I mean, are you willing to make those adult sacrifices?
 '''Chris:''': Uh, I guess I'm willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.
 '''Kacey''': And you're gonna have to buy less video games. Yo-you just can't impulse buy.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... yeah... I'm trying to- I'm- I've been working on controlling my impulse as well.
 '''Kacey''': [over Chris] That's good, cause you really need to. I- I think you really need to, cause you can't spend hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
 '''Chris:''': Um... yeah. I don't spend- I- I- That would be an exaggeration right there, spending hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
 '''Kacey''': You said two thousand dollars, and the PS3 hasn't been around that long. [chuckle]
 '''Chris:''': It's been around for over two years. But anyway, yeah, hundreds a week that IS an exaggeration.
 '''Kacey''': [sighs?]
 '''Chris:''': I've actually had mine since like March 2007.
 '''Kacey''': Uh huh.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but anyway, I- I don't- anyway, if I spend money on the PlayStation Network, it wouldn't be any more than 5-10 dollars a week.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I mean, it's not just, you know, your PSN stuff. I'm pretty sure you buy actual games. Uh, you know, so I mean that's gotta add up. I mean if you uh-only have 2000 on your PSN, imagine how much you've been buying for uh, like things like the Wii, and things for your PS3, like, you know, guitar hero controllers and the actual games and stuff. I mean, y-you probably spent m- uh- you if you spend just as much on those things on your PSN, that's $4000 in a year or two. That's ridiculous.
 '''Chris:''': [sheepishly] Yeah, I can see that.
 '''Kacey''': Th-that's pathetic.
 '''Chris:''': Hm... [long pause] Um... [another long pause]
 '''Kacey''': I mean, you know, that's a down payment on a car, Chris. [frustrated chuckle]
 '''Chris:''': Okay, I guess you're right, I guess that is pathetic.
 '''Kacey''': Tch, you're damn straight it is!
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] Eehh, but for the record though. Most of the- when I buy [[List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads|stuff]] on PlayStation Network, it's mostly like, you know, addons for Guitar Hero or LittleBigPlanet. Or addons fo-
 '''Kacey''': But that's where they get you.
 '''Chris:''': Well, for- or addons for the games I do have. I've- I actually am up-to-date on my add-ons for Burnout Paradise, by the way. I uhh... yeah I don't buy new games at like [[GameStop]], or used games at GameStop. The game disks, as much as I do the uh, add-ons.
 '''Kacey''': But still, you have- I mean, just to even get the add-ons, you have to actually have to have the game.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but still. I mean that saves me- that saves me trips to the GameStop to go buy a new game.
 '''Kacey''': Games are expensive Chris! I know how expensive games are. You can rack up that much easily by getting less you know, than you do on the PSN. All it takes is a three games and look! There goes almost two hundred dollars. [Skype sound]
 '''Chris:''': Hm... now that is an exaggeration right there. I mean...
 '''Kacey''': They're like $60 each. Three games would be $180.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but then you wait a while and then they go down to like 20 or... 30 or 20.
 '''Kacey''': That's a long wait, before they go to 20. That's a very, very long wait.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... that is quite a long wait. But still, patience is kinda worth it. I mean- I mean sure. You're looking forward to giving me uh- the new Ratchet and Clank game. It's like you can't even- you can't afford it.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] Yeah, but I mean. I don't think you're that patient with video games, Chris. Cause I mean, like. You're always- I mean come on! You've got most of this stuff like, brand new, like uh, you're already telling me that you've already put money down at GameStop, so you can't tell me that you're not buying new games at GameStop. You're doing that with the new Guitar Hero. You've- you- you- you know you do that. Don't lie to me.
 '''Chris:''': [stammering desperately] I know, I- Ok, I'm not... Ok, yeah, you're right. I do do that, with [[Guitar Hero]] 
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] Then why are you lying to me? I mean, I hate stupid lies the most. What the hell Chris?
 '''Chris:''': Okay, think about it this- okay, you're starti- okay, say you started with Sonic the Hedgehog on SEGA genesis, then you wanna go out and buy
 '''Kacey''': [extremely frustrated] What does that have to do lying stupid things to me? You- y- ugh!
 '''Chris:''': Oh, okay, okay. Okay, scratch that. I mean to say, like [pause] It's like when there are more and more additions from the beginning of the US service since the first game then it continues on from one game di- one game cartridge or disk to another, and it's like, or it's consider- it's comparable to like, a magazine subscription
 '''Kacey''': [pause] Chris... I- I just don't know. You- you're sounding- you're starting to sound like you need these games, or else. I mean, why do you have to keep getting them? I mean, does it bother you that much when you don't have them?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It does not bother me... [sighs again] Okay, it bothers me a bit.
 '''Kacey''': Chris, that's addiction. You know that right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but... It's not like a...
 '''Kacey''': Chris, an addiction is anything that produces withdrawal symptoms. It does not need to be something that is bad or horrible. It is- it's just... what?
 '''Chris:''': Hmm..... I see.
 '''Kacey''': That- That's simple psychology Chris. That's something you should know.
 '''Chris:''': Actually, I did not know that. I'm quite- I'm serious when I say that. I did not know that.
 '''Kacey''': I can't believe you didn't even take most- you know, simple prereqs in college.
 '''Chris:''': Um... pre-REPS?
 '''Kacey''': Prerequisites? Chris! How do you not know about college stuff, but you have a degree?
 '''Chris:''': Uhh, if I took prerequisites- if I took prerequisites that was in... years ago back in 2000. And it's not like I can remember a small detail like that. I mean, it's-
 '''Kacey''': [freaking out] That's not a small detail! Tha- that's college! What?!
 '''Chris:''': Well, my parents did not make a big deal about it when they helped me get into college.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter- No no no no! Prereqs are not... it- they are not through your parents. They're through the college, just... I mean I... can't buy that you got a serious degree without having to do serious prereqs like that. What did you say you... I- I don't know. Whatever!
 '''Chris:''': I think you mean Comput- I think you're looking for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. Or CADD.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, how many years is the degree?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It was a [[CADD|four-year degree]], but I ended up earning-
 '''Kacey''': How did you get a four-year degree without any prereqs like that? How?!
 '''Chris:''': I sure I- I'm sure I probably took prerequisites, but I did not realize that that's what they were called... I did not know that- that they were called that word-
 '''Kacey''': You- You had nothing to do with any of your schooling beside showing up, did you?
 '''Chris:''': Showing up and doing my [[Love_Quest#Conflict_with_Mary_Lee_Walsh|hard] [Mary_Lee_Walsh#Mary_Lee_Walsh_in_Sonichu|work]!
 '''Kacey''': Hard work?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I- I did my work to the fullest of my energy. Every single- every single screenshot from the uh... gettin' in front of the computer, working towards- working on the projects for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design on the- and all that. Even then, when I fully designed the [[CWCville shopping mall]]. Both stories, all the stores, and the mayor's office. One step at a time. Every single click, every single detail. It's all... burned in my photographic memory
 '''Kacey''': Okay, then why can't you put that energy into getting a job or getting a better degree? Haven't you ever thought of getting your masters? Or anything like that? I mean- I mean, do you even remember anything from school? Besides that mall?
 '''Chris:''': I remember a lot of things from school.
 '''Kacey''': Like what?
 '''Chris:''': [really long pause] Yeah, I do remember that I had to- er- I had to take the certain amount of classes. I had to take a physical education class and art classes.
 '''Kacey''': You had to take a physical education class in college?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I took two actually. Tennis and ice skating.
 '''Kacey''': [surprised] Okay?
 '''Chris:''': I think I told you about the ice skating. That- that was- that [indecipherable]
 '''Kacey''': I- I heard- you told me you went ice skating. But I didn't know that was a college course. I mean, I'm sorry. I am not paying college money to go fucking ice skating! I'm sorry.
 '''Chris:''': I mean, that's the first time I ever learned to skate, of any sort. Even though I tried roller skating on my s- on my own one time, I just end up- I just kept falling. I didn't get much done out of that. But-
 '''Kacey''': Yeah- it- it takes balance.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, and differently-

==Part 4==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt_mEAPx6nI|Kacey Call 5, Part 4]

 '''Kacey''': Yeah, it's really really really hard to fall on something with four wheels.
 '''Chris:''': Really really hard to fall on something with four wheels?
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, roller skating's like, way easier than ice skating or roller blading.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, unfort- yeah, I rephrase that. I mean, uh- I did not have roller skates. I had roller blades.
 '''Kacey''': Roller skating and roller blading are two totally different things. You know that, right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, well I mean. When I want to learn how to roller skate, I just thought, you know, they have- cause they have- they're- they got the wheels on the bottom.
 '''Kacey''': [migrane sigh] Okay...
 '''Chris:''': [interjecting more] But that was so many years ago.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, do you remember anything substantial from school. Besides you made a mall and... you made a mall.
 '''Chris:''': I remember... taking my accounting classes for the first major I picked out. Even though I was confused, and lost, when I was- when I picked it out. And can't say any more cause I told her about that fresh from my memory. I talked with her earlier tonight.
 '''Kacey''': Why don't you go back into accounting? It's really not that bad of a job. It's not like you'd be getting a degree in philosophy or something.
 '''Chris:''': I don't even remember- I- I don't even remember if it really was an accounting degree, I think it was something else. Something like marketing or something. But then, years later, my father and I talk to my- talked to my couns- talked to my counselor- my guidance counselor. Eh, yeah. 2002, something like that. Anyway, turns out there were not as many jobs that that degree could get me, and uh, then there were more jobs available for Computer Aided Drafting and Design, so my father encouraged me to switch over because-
 '''Kacey''': Well obviously that's done you a lot of good. Cause you're not getting those jobs. You can't even find them. You can't even google them.
 '''Chris:''': Because I was- Because I'm very avid with computers that's why- and then I made the switch, and I just did, I agree with that-
 '''Kacey''': Apparently you're not very adept at computers if you can't even google something.
 '''Chris:''': I can google things!
 '''Kacey''': Then why don't you do it?
 '''Chris:''': I'm going to google the financial aid. And look for the S-A-F-S-A, F-A-S-A...
 '''Kacey''': The FAFSA. That's-
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I remembered that! And I'm going to do it.
 '''Kacey''': [pause then sigh]
 '''Chris:''': Anyway, yeah. Anyway yeah, switch- it was a major switch, but yeah, at least the credits are transferable. And also I do remember something from my accounting class. You know, the first in first out method-
 '''Kacey''': You do know that if you already used credits towards a degree they don't count, right? Like, you're gonna to have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': Wait, what?
 '''Kacey''': You can't transfer them. They've already gone towards a degree. Chris, seriously!
 '''Chris:''': This is like- this is like years ago. And those credits did transfer from my [unintelligible] major to my next major.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupting] Ok ok ok ok. Chris, Chris. How long have you been out of school?
 '''Chris:''': I would say over three years now.
 '''Kacey''': Then most of your stuff isn't gonna mean crap anyway. The classes expire. They will make you take them over. That's a problem I'm going through right now. You're probably not gonna be able to transfer anything. You're gonna have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': [sighs] But I've already got the degree and the certificate.
 '''Kacey''': Doesn't matter, then that's over! E-e- I mean, some things are just not transferable. I- I can't believe that you do not know how this works.
 '''Chris:''': [pause] Yeah, I was pretty much there to learn what was going on during the time and... yeah, my father did most of the bra- most of the brain- most of the brainwork there. I was just mostly- um- I was- I mean- it- in 2000-
 '''Kacey''': So what? You're gonna let them do that for the rest of your life? You need to know things. You need to be informed. [Chris sighs] I-I- It's up to your brainwork. I- It's- You might as well have never gone to college. Look at you!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but at least I went to college and I earned a degree.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter! No, no! Ok, I think people who go to college and waste their degree and waste their potential are way worse than people who never went to college and have hard work, and they have jobs, and they pay on their own. You can not act like you're better than people just because you went to college and did some crappy degree. I mean you- No, no! Even when I was working and not in college, I was still doing way more than you were!
 '''Chris:''': You know, there are a lot of people who actually have earned their degrees, and get their [interrupted] other things as well.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] And you're not one of them, it doesn't matter! You're not even using it, you might as well not have it. What's the point of having it if you're not gonna use it.
 '''Chris:''': I will be using it.
 '''Kacey''': Now you're not. Y- You won't even figure out how to- Chris, you- Ugh! Your resume is full of Sonichu and Rosechu! It has- you haven't even mentioned your degree!
 '''Chris:''': I did, under the educational references.
 '''Kacey''': What does that have to do with anything. You need to have priorities. Your CADD degree has nothing to do with Sonichu and Rosechu.

 [Continues]
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==Part 5==

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Kacey Call 5

2011-06-24T06:49:19Z

Caxichu: Finished Part 3 and some of part 4

29 [[August 2009]]

==Highlights==
'''CHRIS:''' "...It's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just was dumb on the subject; I never learned about that sort of thing."

*[[Chris]] just finished getting a "stern talking-to" from Kim about getting a [[job]]; he already can't remember what she said.
*[[Kacey]] did research on how Chris can still receive the [[tugboat]] while having a job or something; he doesn't listen.
*Counselors at [[PVCC]] told Chris that they could get him a job; he didn't listen.
*Chris doesn't know what Financial Aid is; he promises to Google it.
*Chris didn't have any control over his own [[Chris and money|money]] until he was 23.
*Chris whines some more about being [[slow-in-the-minds|blank-minded]] and confused.
*Chris says he's willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.
*Chris lies about how much he spends on the [[PSN]].
*Chris compares buying game add-ons to having a magazine subscription to try and make Kacey understand it's not a big deal.
*Chris doesn't know anything about college because that happened yeeeeaars ago.
*[[CADD]] WAS HARD WORK BURNED INTO HIS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.
*Chris took tennis and ice-skating classes in college.
*Chris took accounting and/or marketing classes first, then "years later" he found out there were not enough jobs available in that field so he switched to CADD.
*Kacey says Chris is basically wiping his ass on his CADD Degree; Chris says "that was uncalled for".
*Chris says he understands so that Kacey will shut up and let him leave.

==Part 1==
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 '''Chris:''' Hello-o?
 '''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. How are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm okay.
 '''Chris:''' I'm okay too. [content sigh] So um...
 '''Kacey:''' Um...
 '''Chris:''' Anything on your mind right now?
 '''Kacey:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Is there anything on your mind right now?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, um, did you go apply for jobs like I said?
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah. I go - I wen- I uh, uh, application at Wal-Mart. Uh, I'm gonna wait 'til... I'm gonna....
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] That's good. Did you do it in person?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, I filled- no, I went online and did it. Filled it out for the Charlottesville store.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, cause, um, I did some research for you. Um, about working with your disability. And actually, um, this is a lot easier than I thought it would be. Like you could - they put you on a trial work period or they - and they can extend your period of eligibility. Like, you could be making... um... like it doesn't matter what you make during the trial work period, like you'll get both still, your uh, your tugboat and your, uh wages. And, even afterwards if you're not making enough, like you can get both. It actually goes by what you make, not by how many hours you work.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... I see.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean that's actually really exciting! I mean, you could be technically making more than me. [Chris tries to interrupt, she keeps talking] Well, at least, you know, right now. [laughs]
 '''Chris:''' Well, I don't know. Um, I'm st- I s- still got to uh, wait to talk to uh, that guy from s- social security...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Chris! This is straight from the social security ''site''! This is a great opportunity! And even ''if'' you make too much money you can still keep your Medicaid, uh, benefits! I mean, how can you not be excited about this?
 '''Chris:''' I dunno... I got- I got- I just talked to Kim and she gave me some, uh, tough talkin' to as well, ya know, about uh, me getting a job and what not, uh... Also talked about uh, old school - also t- also talked about college days and uh, I don- I- I don't remember all the details but it's all- it's all ju- it's like absorbed - everything she told me is in the back of my head. It's- it's tattooed in my head.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, that doesn't really... [Chris tries to interrupt]
 '''Chris:''' It... it's...
 '''Kacey:''' ...that doesn't really sound like you listen to her a lot.
 '''Chris:''' I did listen to her! I did! I did.
 '''Kacey:''' But didn't you just talk to her and you can't remember stuff?
 '''Chris:''' [stress sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, 'cause you told me that Kim calls before I do.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. [pause] Hmm, but anyway uh... mm, let me think... let me think.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean uh- ar- are you- so I did all this research for you, and you don't even... care now?
 '''Chris:''' I do care! I do care. I appreciate it. I do.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean you're- I don't think you're really gonna do anything! I- I mean...
 '''Chris:''' [interrupts] I'm- I- I- I'm doing something! My family knows I'm out to look for a job.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, so what did your family say?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... This- this- it- they're, they're all like, "Ah, well yeah, you gotta find out how much you're gonna earn, and how this is- how this is gonna- is gonna effect your social security, and uh, if you're going to be able to earn more than your social security..." Ahh...
 '''Kacey:''' You need to make a LOT more than your social security, like you need to make... Like, okay. Um... like, um, depending also on... w- you know, how your uh, quote unquote disability effects you getting to work and stuff.... Like, they can take these expenses, um, and actually deduct it from your pay. Like so, even if you're making let's say a thousand dollars a month, um, if your disability causes you to have to do things that cost you two hundred a month, you're still - they- they count those two hundred, um, against your pay so you're still making - you know, even though you ''are'' making more than you should, they won't count it against you. Like you have to be making over a thousand dollars a month before they're gonna even... Even then they're only gonna take part of it away. They're never gonna take away all of it. Like you'd have to make a LOT more to where it wouldn't even matter. I mean and even if your parents are behind you or not, you're 27, right? I mean, you have to make your own decisions!
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Yeah, I- I do have to make my own decisions, uh... yeah. Als- one of the things I talked to Kim about was like uh, I- I'm often confused with my li- I'm often confused about things that I actually, uh, want or... need. It's been that way for so many years. I mean like...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Well don't you think it's time for that to change then?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah it - I do need to ah, that's ah - that's something I do need to change.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, you know, your whole life you're going to be figuring stuff out. There's not a magical upgrade that makes you an adult. I mean, I'm pretty sure, like, at times, my parents still need to figure things out and everything. I mean, we're not computers. We don't work like computers. We definitely don't.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah you're right. You are right, about that. Hmm... but anyway one of my- anyway one of my problems in my mind is like ya know I... tend ta... I tend, I ah, I often do get confused, and uh, feel like I'm lost, and it's like - ya know, and I- I'm not- I have not been sure of what exactly I want in life other than my [[sweetheart]], and my little daughter [[Crystal]] that I have dreamed of... And pretty much, ya know, all my life, every time I've been asked "Where do you see yourself in five years?", I always draw a blank!
 '''Kacey:''' Well, maybe that's showing you that maybe you should let ''go'' of Crystal and all that stuff. Maybe you should ''go'' in a different direction. Maybe you're getting ''blanked'' because you're not going in the direction you should be going in.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but...
 '''Kacey:''' You need to focus on more important things.
 '''Chris:''' And- and that's another thing, I mean ya know, Kim could tell you more about the conversation we had, but uh - but she- she and I talked about that, but also like ya know, even during, even with, even - I have talked to my counselors in Piedmont, when I was working towards my CADD degree and certificate. It's like ya know, yeah sure they can help me get a job, and yadda yadda yadda... um...
 '''Kacey:''' Then why didn't you let them?!
 '''Chris:''' [pause] ...Yeah. I- it's jus- I- I have never been really sure what I wanted to go out for. I mean... I- I- ah- [stuttering]
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Then you need to get back in school Chris! You need to do something. You're 27. You're - I mean yes, I know people are going to school, um older and older but, [laughs] come on! Isn't there anything you wanted to do even when you were little?
 '''Chris:''' I- I- [frustrated stuttering] I'm thinking about it! I'm mean I'm trying to- I'm ah- I'm ah- I'm trying to make- ah- [stuttering]
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] C'mon, this is pathetic.
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorting all this out and I'm thinking about it, and I'm going to do- I'm going to do something. It takes time for me before I can - before I actually - but I AM doing something, you know. I submitted the application for Wal-Mart, and I'm going to do one for Target, and I'm going to do one for Ma-Donalds...
 '''Kacey:''' Chris. Remember when I said in other cultures you wouldn't survive? I mean come on. You need to take charge. I mean, you are an adult. You're gonna have to make snap judgments sometime. I mean y- I mean isn't there anything that you wanted to do when you were younger? I mean, even if it's something like making video games! You could probably do that!
 '''Chris:''' I mean, that is one thing, but... I- that- that is one thing but...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I mean you already have some CADD stuff, you could learn how to program them and stuff.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but unfortunately they don't teach that- those kinds of classes at like, uh, Piedmont. I'm not sure if there are any colleg- if there are any classes around here...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Whatever! They have stuff online you can take, Chris! You have no excuse!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but- yeah, I know, but I'm kinda reluctant on taking classes online.
 '''Kacey:''' No, okay, there's no but! You either don't have an excuse, or you do have an excuse!
 '''Chris:''' Okay, fine, I don't have an excuse. But... so many options, I'm not sure- I'm not sure wha- I'm just not sure where to ''begin''.
 '''Kacey:''' A lot of people are. Why don't you go talk to um, I mean if you can't go to PVCC, why don't you go to someplace else that's closer? Um, or why don't you go somewhere in D.C.? I mean... it would be easy for you to get housing. [pause, Chris sighs] Why don't you take a couple different classes and see? Or, or I mean, I bet you don't even research this sh- stuff.
 '''Chris:''' [pause] I have- I did- I do research- I do researching ya know... I've tried- I've gone onto social security dot gov, website... but I don't... I... I cannot understand it, I... [Kacey talks over him]
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, but I'm talking about school. Chris.
 '''Chris:''' [tries to interrupt]
 '''Kacey:''' Chris! CHRIS! Listen to me! No! Listen to me! Do you not realize the opportunities you have? Do you not realize they will ''pay'' for your school? They will ''pay'' for your boarding? They will ''pay'' for your transportation? Do you know how much I would KILL for that going through school right now? And I'm going to have to go through med school! And you are just SITTING on your ass ''wasting'' that shit when the government will BEG you to take it! WHAT the hell?!
 '''Chris:''' I didn't even know I had those options and I'm not sure how to activate those options. I never learned!
 '''Kacey:''' Go to a school! Talk to a counselor there! Talk to an adviser there. Fill out your, F-A-F-S-A. I mean, come on. There's SO much that you could just reach out for and... Ugh! I mean like, you could do anything!
 '''Chris:''' Ah - Ah, hold up there... S-A-S-A?
 '''Kacey:''' Your FAFSA? Come on. The financial aid application? How do you NOT know... [laugh] about... I- I- [cracks up]
 '''Chris:''' I- I- I do not know that. I've never even heard of that.
 '''Kacey:''' How do you not hear ab- ...Are you serious?! It's financial aid! You- you- you went to college!
 '''Chris:''' I've- I- I've heard- I've heard of financial aid but I never heard of S-A-S-A.
 '''Kacey:''' You haven't heard of a FAFSA? That - you HAD to have filled one out. I mean, did your parents pay for your college outright?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, my parents did pay for my college classes.
 '''Kacey:''' [sigh] Just go to a college. Just go to a financial aid office or just... Google-

==Part 2==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO8Zd2SF8Vs&NR=1|Kacey Call 5, Part 2]

 '''Kacey:''' -it. It's F-A-F-S-A. [Chris echoes, "F-A-F-S-A"] And it's so easy to do online. It so is. All you need are... you know what? You wouldn't even need much of anything 'cause you don't pay taxes so you don't have any W-2's or anything, or W-4's, so, pfft. And you're old enough to where your parents won't matter. So you could probably get - I mean you have no income and you're on disability, you - oh my God, they would pay for everything!
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Well I will look into that. That was S-A-F-S-A?
 '''Kacey:''' F-A-F-S-A.
 '''Chris:''' ...Hmm. Okay, what's the acronym stand for? That will help me understand better.
 '''Kacey:''' Are you serious?
 '''Chris:''' Ya I'm serious.
 '''Kacey:''' It- it's just easier if you just Google that. I promise you. It- it's gonna come up. It- it's gonna be a dot gov site... [snickers]
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I will look- okay, I will look that up. And I will look into it.
 '''Kacey:''' Chris. It's only five letters. [laughing] It- it's okay. Just- or just Google financial aid! That's going to be the FIRST thing that pops up on Google, I ''promise'' you!
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Financial aid, I will Google that. [Kacey sighs] My computer's on the other room. I'll uh, go take care- I, uh, I will- I promise you I will go look into that right after we- right after we finish up here. [long pause] Kacey?
 '''Kacey:''' [short sigh] Yeah?
 '''Chris:''' I wa- I mean, it was just kinda like, ya know, I wasn't sure you were there, you know, you just paused for a moment. But yeah, I promise you I will go look into everything-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I'm just frustrated, y'know.
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Well... i-it's not your fault that I'm a little bit re- that I'm a little bit [[slow-in-the-minds|slow]] sometimes.
 '''Kacey:''' I know, but I mean like, this is stuff you should know. I mean this is- this is frustrating for me. I mean, like, I can understand ignorance, but I can't stand stupidity.
 '''Chris:''' No I- no it's not stupi- no, it's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just- was dumb on the subject, I never learned about that sort of thing.
 '''Kacey:''' How do you not if you go to school? Obviously, SOMEBODY must have talked about, "Hey, I got my financial aid!", I mean, I'm pretty sure you could not go to college, and not even overhear somebody... talk about financial aid.
 '''Chris:''' I- yeah- I've overheard- Yeah, I've overheard discussions of financial aid. But it was like, ya know, I was like picking my classes... and... and I just didn't - I just didn't - and my parents did not make a big deal about it, and I just... didn't....
 '''Kacey:''' Well it's not up to your parents! It's not up to your parents to make a big deal about it. It's up to YOU to grab your future! [long pause]
 '''Chris:''' [sound of distress] ...Yeah, it is up to me, ahh... there is a lot for me to think about. Yeah, but I wa- but I will Google financial aid and I will, I will, uh, research that. Hm... And then - make it- make it- mmm, sort out what I really would like to do, and... mmm, do it. [pause] Damn incoming ca- ! [audio warps]
 '''Kacey:''' [sounding tired] ...What?
 '''Chris:''' [indistinctly] I think I might have touched a thing, wait. Um...
 '''Kacey:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, are you still there?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I'm here.
 '''Chris:''' I had an incoming call from a- from some 404, 67-something... it was a long number, obviously long distance... it was like...
 '''Kacey:''' 404?
 '''Chris:''' No... four- f- four-four... uh...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay you - Hold on hold on, tell me it?
 '''Chris:''' I don't know, it's like, four four - something. Hm.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, no, go ahead and look up-
 '''Chris:''' It- it- anyway. Anyway. Anyway, it was like an incoming, it was incoming, and it was like, it was interrupting you, bothering me, you know. I got an incoming call-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Was the 404 an area code?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... it was like 447. I think... I don't, I'm not- [audio warps] -that might not be correct.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, there's a big difference between that and... [trails off]
 '''Chris:''' Ehh. Well never mind, never mind the phone number, the point was, i- it- the call was incoming while I was talking to you, and it just makes a beep, to my, to the speaker on my cell phone. And it just bothered me. [pause]
 '''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris:''' [sounding excited] Two new voicemail! Shaddup, phooone, I'm talking to my- [pause] -talkin' to Kacey here. Dang phone, right? I mean, I'm sure you've had problems like that...
 '''Kacey:''' You're talking to your ''what''?
 '''Chris:''' I'm talkin' to - Kacey.
 '''Kacey:''' No, you said, "I'm talking to my ____" -you're talking to your what?
 '''Chris:''' [sounding defeated] I- I'm talking to my ''friend''.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' [in a small voice] Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Just making sure.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, you have the right. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, yeah- I wi- I will, uh- yeah. I will... stay on track, Googling financial aid after we finish up here.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, you need to- you need to trust me on this. I mean, I'm not gonna - make you lose your tugboat. Not- not that I approve of it! Just to let you know, I mean, I think it's great to help get people in the right ''direction'', but you can't be on it for the rest of your life. I mean, you've already been on it what, since you've been eighteen? That, that's kind of pathetic, Chris. I mean, I'm- I'm ''paying'' for you to sit around and do nothing.
 '''Chris:''' [confused] Um... yeah wait a minute, paying for it when I was eight- no wait a, wha- what- What about paying for it when I was eighteen, from eighteen?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm a taxpayer. My money goes ''towards'' that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, before that. You said something about, uh, something happening when I was eighteen?
 '''Kacey:''' You- you've been on this since you were eighteen, correct?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, the social security. Um... uhhh, yeah but the money was going to my parents, and uh, they did not redirect it to-
 '''Kacey:''' It's still coming out of my paycheck.
 '''Chris:''' It was not redirected to me until after - I think I was like 23, something like that. [pause]
 '''Kacey:''' ...What was that?
 '''Chris:''' I do not think they redirected it toward, redirected the money towards me until after I turned 23.
 '''Kacey:''' I thought that your money still went to your dad.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... the ma- I mean, it's like you know, they- uh, yeah, they had me on the disability since I was born, and my - and the checks were going to my mother and my father. And then-
 '''Kacey:''' Wait, since you were born?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well, maybe since I was diagnosed with [[autism]].
 '''Kacey:''' I was about to say, 'cause, you- you can't just tell a child has autism once they're ''born''!
 '''Chris:''' [stammering] Okay well, I'm sorry, I got my- I got mixed up, I- I'm trying- I-
 '''Kacey:''' That's conflicting!
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I got mixed up, I'm sorry. But anyway, uh, since I was diagnosed with autism-
 '''Kacey:''' How do you get that mixed up? [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [stress sigh] I don't- I'm trying- I'm gathering- okay, my mouth is going faster than my brain.
 '''Kacey:''' [cynical laugh] Aha. [another pause]
 '''Chris:''' ...I'm sure that's happened to you, you know.
 '''Kacey:''' Um. I don't know, I pretty much think before I speak sometimes, like, unless I get really, really, really angry.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah- [oddly echoing]
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, I'm pretty much in control of myself, I am... I AM in my late twenties, I have learned how to do this since I was like, eight.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I've learned how to, uh, control my speech as well, I mean like, my brain... where it can, [[Chris and English|think with my mouth]]. It's like, you know, when I'm feeling - frustrated or confused, I tend to, uh, lose control. And, get con- and, yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' I thought you said you were way more in control of stuff. Y- you just told me that yesterday.
 '''Chris:''' I - yeah - I am more in control. 'Cause, I have to- [long pause] ...Yeah. ...Mmfh.
 '''Kacey:''' I- I don't know. Just sometimes you make this really hard. It- it really does. Because you are my friend, and I hate to see one of my friends do this to themselves.
 '''Chris:''' I- I- I- Okay- okay- Yeah, okay, I understand. I'm being difficult to read. And I'm sorry.
 '''Kacey:''' It- it's nothing about you being difficult to read, it's just that I really don't think you're going to do anything.
 '''Chris:''' I'm going-
 '''Kacey:''' I - No! You're actually being fairly easy to read.
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] I'm going to do- I'm going to do it. I'm serious.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, I hope you are.
 '''Chris:''' I will. [long pause] Anyway, getting back - lemme - getting back to, uh, my discussion with Kim earlier. Um... yeah, she pretty much encouraged me to get a job as well. [something indistinct]
 '''Kacey:''' Good. I'm glad she did.
 '''Chris:''' Or, uh, Or- or getting- or- or try getting classes, or financial aid, all that, You know. Even to - move out of my house, and she's like - I tell her- I told her in the... streamline? From one memory to another? ...About the - situation in my head? Where often I'm like, blank-minded? And I get confused, a bit... along with that?
 '''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris:''' And, uh... at points she did make it clear, like, where I should begin? Like firstly, she said I should get a job, and then look at prices of an apartment, or housing? And then consider the bi- consider the, uh, the electricity, the uh, uh, water, the inter- the uh, wireless internet, the cable, all that. And then, I was like, blank-minded, and I was like - that went over my head, but still, I mean, yeah, that's a lot for me to consider.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, that is something to consider, but I mean, if you do move out on your own, are you willing to give up some of those things? Like, are you willing to have regular cable instead of digital cable? If it saves you a few bucks?

==Part 3==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt7OrT5-f4U&NR=1|Kacey Call 5, Part 3]

 '''Kacey''': I mean, are you willing to make those adult sacrifices?
 '''Chris:''': Uh, I guess I'm willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.
 '''Kacey''': And you're gonna have to buy less video games. Yo-you just can't impulse buy.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... yeah... I'm trying to- I'm- I've been working on controlling my impulse as well.
 '''Kacey''': [over Chris] That's good, cause you really need to. I- I think you really need to, cause you can't spend hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
 '''Chris:''': Um... yeah. I don't spend- I- I- That would be an exaggeration right there, spending hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
 '''Kacey''': You said two thousand dollars, and the PS3 hasn't been around that long. [chuckle]
 '''Chris:''': It's been around for over two years. But anyway, yeah, hundreds a week that IS an exaggeration.
 '''Kacey''': [sighs?]
 '''Chris:''': I've actually had mine since like March 2007.
 '''Kacey''': Uh huh.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but anyway, I- I don't- anyway, if I spend money on the PlayStation Network, it wouldn't be any more than 5-10 dollars a week.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I mean, it's not just, you know, your PSN stuff. I'm pretty sure you buy actual games. Uh, you know, so I mean that's gotta add up. I mean if you uh-only have 2000 on your PSN, imagine how much you've been buying for uh, like things like the Wii, and things for your PS3, like, you know, guitar hero controllers and the actual games and stuff. I mean, y-you probably spent m- uh- you if you spend just as much on those things on your PSN, that's $4000 in a year or two. That's ridiculous.
 '''Chris:''': [sheepishly] Yeah, I can see that.
 '''Kacey''': Th-that's pathetic.
 '''Chris:''': Hm... [long pause] Um... [another long pause]
 '''Kacey''': I mean, you know, that's a down payment on a car, Chris. [frustrated chuckle]
 '''Chris:''': Okay, I guess you're right, I guess that is pathetic.
 '''Kacey''': Tch, you're damn straight it is!
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] Eehh, but for the record though. Most of the- when I buy [[List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads|stuff]] on PlayStation Network, it's mostly like, you know, addons for Guitar Hero or LittleBigPlanet. Or addons fo-
 '''Kacey''': But that's where they get you.
 '''Chris:''': Well, for- or addons for the games I do have. I've- I actually am up-to-date on my add-ons for Burnout Paradise, by the way. I uhh... yeah I don't buy new games at like [[GameStop]], or used games at GameStop. The game disks, as much as I do the uh, add-ons.
 '''Kacey''': But still, you have- I mean, just to even get the add-ons, you have to actually have to have the game.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but still. I mean that saves me- that saves me trips to the GameStop to go buy a new game.
 '''Kacey''': Games are expensive Chris! I know how expensive games are. You can rack up that much easily by getting less you know, than you do on the PSN. All it takes is a three games and look! There goes almost two hundred dollars. [Skype sound]
 '''Chris:''': Hm... now that is an exaggeration right there. I mean...
 '''Kacey''': They're like $60 each. Three games would be $180.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but then you wait a while and then they go down to like 20 or... 30 or 20.
 '''Kacey''': That's a long wait, before they go to 20. That's a very, very long wait.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... that is quite a long wait. But still, patience is kinda worth it. I mean- I mean sure. You're looking forward to giving me uh- the new Ratchet and Clank game. It's like you can't even- you can't afford it.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] Yeah, but I mean. I don't think you're that patient with video games, Chris. Cause I mean, like. You're always- I mean come on! You've got most of this stuff like, brand new, like uh, you're already telling me that you've already put money down at GameStop, so you can't tell me that you're not buying new games at GameStop. You're doing that with the new Guitar Hero. You've- you- you- you know you do that. Don't lie to me.
 '''Chris:''': [stammering desperately] I know, I- Ok, I'm not... Ok, yeah, you're right. I do do that, with [[Guitar Hero]] 
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] Then why are you lying to me? I mean, I hate stupid lies the most. What the hell Chris?
 '''Chris:''': Okay, think about it this- okay, you're starti- okay, say you started with Sonic the Hedgehog on SEGA genesis, then you wanna go out and buy
 '''Kacey''': [extremely frustrated] What does that have to do lying stupid things to me? You- y- ugh!
 '''Chris:''': Oh, okay, okay. Okay, scratch that. I mean to say, like [pause] It's like when there are more and more additions from the beginning of the US service since the first game then it continues on from one game di- one game cartridge or disk to another, and it's like, or it's consider- it's comparable to like, a magazine subscription
 '''Kacey''': [pause] Chris... I- I just don't know. You- you're sounding- you're starting to sound like you need these games, or else. I mean, why do you have to keep getting them? I mean, does it bother you that much when you don't have them?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It does not bother me... [sighs again] Okay, it bothers me a bit.
 '''Kacey''': Chris, that's addiction. You know that right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but... It's not like a...
 '''Kacey''': Chris, an addiction is anything that produces withdrawal symptoms. It does not need to be something that is bad or horrible. It is- it's just... what?
 '''Chris:''': Hmm..... I see.
 '''Kacey''': That- That's simple psychology Chris. That's something you should know.
 '''Chris:''': Actually, I did not know that. I'm quite- I'm serious when I say that. I did not know that.
 '''Kacey''': I can't believe you didn't even take most- you know, simple prereqs in college.
 '''Chris:''': Um... pre-REPS?
 '''Kacey''': Prerequisites? Chris! How do you not know about college stuff, but you have a degree?
 '''Chris:''': Uhh, if I took prerequisites- if I took prerequisites that was in... years ago back in 2000. And it's not like I can remember a small detail like that. I mean, it's-
 '''Kacey''': [freaking out] That's not a small detail! Tha- that's college! What?!
 '''Chris:''': Well, my parents did not make a big deal about it when they helped me get into college.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter- No no no no! Prereqs are not... it- they are not through your parents. They're through the college, just... I mean I... can't buy that you got a serious degree without having to do serious prereqs like that. What did you say you... I- I don't know. Whatever!
 '''Chris:''': I think you mean Comput- I think you're looking for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. Or CADD.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, how many years is the degree?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It was a [[CADD|four-year degree]], but I ended up earning-
 '''Kacey''': How did you get a four-year degree without any prereqs like that? How?!
 '''Chris:''': I sure I- I'm sure I probably took prerequisites, but I did not realize that that's what they were called... I did not know that- that they were called that word-
 '''Kacey''': You- You had nothing to do with any of your schooling beside showing up, did you?
 '''Chris:''': Showing up and doing my [[Love_Quest#Conflict_with_Mary_Lee_Walsh|hard] [Mary_Lee_Walsh#Mary_Lee_Walsh_in_Sonichu|work]!
 '''Kacey''': Hard work?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I- I did my work to the fullest of my energy. Every single- every single screenshot from the uh... gettin' in front of the computer, working towards- working on the projects for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design on the- and all that. Even then, when I fully designed the [[CWCville shopping mall]]. Both stories, all the stores, and the mayor's office. One step at a time. Every single click, every single detail. It's all... burned in my photographic memory
 '''Kacey''': Okay, then why can't you put that energy into getting a job or getting a better degree? Haven't you ever thought of getting your masters? Or anything like that? I mean- I mean, do you even remember anything from school? Besides that mall?
 '''Chris:''': I remember a lot of things from school.
 '''Kacey''': Like what?
 '''Chris:''': [really long pause] Yeah, I do remember that I had to- er- I had to take the certain amount of classes. I had to take a physical education class and art classes.
 '''Kacey''': You had to take a physical education class in college?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I took two actually. Tennis and ice skating.
 '''Kacey''': [surprised] Okay?
 '''Chris:''': I think I told you about the ice skating. That- that was- that [indecipherable]
 '''Kacey''': I- I heard- you told me you went ice skating. But I didn't know that was a college course. I mean, I'm sorry. I am not paying college money to go fucking ice skating! I'm sorry.
 '''Chris:''': I mean, that's the first time I ever learned to skate, of any sort. Even though I tried roller skating on my s- on my own one time, I just end up- I just kept falling. I didn't get much done out of that. But-
 '''Kacey''': Yeah- it- it takes balance.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, and differently-

==Part 4==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt_mEAPx6nI|Kacey Call 5, Part 4]

 '''Kacey''': Yeah, it's really really really hard to fall on something with four wheels.
 '''Chris:''': Really really hard to fall on something with four wheels?
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, roller skating's like, way easier than ice skating or roller blading.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, unfort- yeah, I rephrase that. I mean, uh- I did not have roller skates. I had roller blades.
 '''Kacey''': Roller skating and roller blading are two totally different things. You know that, right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, well I mean. When I want to learn how to roller skate, I just thought, you know, they have- cause they have- they're- they got the wheels on the bottom.
 '''Kacey''': [migrane sigh] Okay...
 '''Chris:''': [interjecting more] But that was so many years ago.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, do you remember anything substantial from school. Besides you made a mall and... you made a mall.
 '''Chris:''': I remember... taking my accounting classes for the first major I picked out. Even though I was confused, and lost, when I was- when I picked it out. And can't say any more cause I told her about that fresh from my memory. I talked with her earlier tonight.
 '''Kacey''': Why don't you go back into accounting? It's really not that bad of a job. It's not like you'd be getting a degree in philosophy or something.
 '''Chris:''': I don't even remember- I- I don't even remember if it really was an accounting degree, I think it was something else. Something like marketing or something. But then, years later, my father and I talk to my- talked to my couns- talked to my counselor- my guidance counselor. Eh, yeah. 2002, something like that. Anyway, turns out there were not as many jobs that that degree could get me, and uh, then there were more jobs available for Computer Aided Drafting and Design, so my father encouraged me to switch over because-
 '''Kacey''': Well obviously that's done you a lot of good. Cause you're not getting those jobs. You can't even find them. You can't even google them.
 '''Chris:''': Because I was- Because I'm very avid with computers that's why- and then I made the switch, and I just did, I agree with that-
 '''Kacey''': Apparently you're not very adept at computers if you can't even google something.
 '''Chris:''': I can google things!
 '''Kacey''': Then why don't you do it?
 '''Chris:''': I'm going to google the financial aid. And look for the S-A-F-S-A, F-A-S-A...
 '''Kacey''': The FAFSA. That's-
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I remembered that! And I'm going to do it.
 '''Kacey''': [pause then sigh]
 '''Chris:''': Anyway, yeah. Anyway yeah, switch- it was a major switch, but yeah, at least the credits are transferable. And also I do remember something from my accounting class. You know, the first in first out method-
 '''Kacey''': You do know that if you already used credits towards a degree they don't count, right? Like, you're gonna to have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': Wait, what?
 '''Kacey''': You can't transfer them. They've already gone towards a degree. Chris, seriously!
 '''Chris:''': This is like- this is like years ago. And those credits did transfer from my [unintelligible] major to my next major.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupting] Ok ok ok ok. Chris, Chris. How long have you been out of school?
 '''Chris:''': I would say over three years now.
 '''Kacey''': Then most of your stuff isn't gonna mean crap anyway. The classes expire. They will make you take them over. That's a problem I'm going through right now. You're probably not gonna be able to transfer anything. You're gonna have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': [sighs] But I've already got the degree and the certificate.
 '''Kacey''': Doesn't matter, then that's over! E-e- I mean, some things are just not transferable. I- I can't believe that you do not know how this works.
 '''Chris:''': [pause] Yeah, I was pretty much there to learn what was going on during the time and... yeah, my father did most of the bra- most of the brain- most of the brainwork there. I was just mostly- um- I was- I mean- it- in 2000-
 '''Kacey''': So what? You're gonna let them do that for the rest of your life? You need to know things. You need to be informed. [Chris sighs] I-I- It's up to your brainwork. I- It's- You might as well have never gone to college. Look at you!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but at least I went to college and I earned a degree.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter! No, no! Ok, I think people who go to college and waste their degree and waste their potential are way worse than people who never went to college and have hard work, and they have jobs, and they pay on their own. You can not act like you're better than people just because you went to college and did some crappy degree. I mean you- No, no! Even when I was working and not in college, I was still doing way more than you were!
 '''Chris:''': You know, there are a lot of people who actually have earned their degrees, and get their [interrupted] other things as well.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] And you're not one of them, it doesn't matter! You're not even using it, you might as well not have it. What's the point of having it if you're not gonna use it.
 '''Chris:''': I will be using it.
 '''Kacey''': Now you're not. Y- You won't even figure out how to- Chris, you- Ugh! Your resume is full of Sonichu and Rosechu! It has- you haven't even mentioned your degree!
 '''Chris:''': I did, under the educational references.
 '''Kacey''': What does that have to do with anything. You need to have priorities. Your CADD degree has nothing to do with Sonichu and Rosechu.

 [Continues]
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'''Chris:''': [stammering desperately] I know, I- Ok, I'm not... Ok, yeah, you're right. I do do that, with [[Guitar Hero]] 
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] Then why are you lying to me? I mean, I hate stupid lies the most. What the hell Chris?
 '''Chris:''': Okay, think about it this- okay, you're starti- okay, say you started with Sonic the Hedgehog on SEGA genesis, then you wanna go out and buy
 '''Kacey''': [extremely frustrated] What does that have to do lying stupid things to me? You- y- ugh!
 '''Chris:''': Oh, okay, okay. Okay, scratch that. I mean to say, like [pause] It's like when there are more and more additions from the beginning of the (US service) since the first game then it continues on from one game di- one game cartridge or disk to another, and it's like, or it's consider- it's comparable to like, a magazine subscription
 '''Kacey''': [pause] Chris... I- I just don't know. You- you're sounding- you're starting to sound like you need these games, or else. I mean, why do you have to keep getting them? I mean, does it bother you that much when you don't have them?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It does not bother me... [sighs again] Okay, it bothers me a bit.
 '''Kacey''': Chris, that's addiction. You know that right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but... It's not like a...
 '''Kacey''': Chris, an addiction is anything that produces withdrawal symptoms. It does not need to be something that is bad or horrible. It is- it's just... what?
 '''Chris:''': Hmm..... I see.
 '''Kacey''': That- That's simple psychology Chris. That's something you should know.
 '''Chris:''': Actually, I did not know that. I'm quite- I'm serious when I say that. I did not know that.
 '''Kacey''': I can't believe you didn't even take most- you know, simple prereqs in college.
 '''Chris:''': Um... pre-REX? <link Honor Roll>
 '''Kacey''': Prerequisites? Chris! How do you not know about college stuff, but you have a degree?
 '''Chris:''': Uhh, if I took prerequisites- if I took prerequisites that was in... years ago back in 2000. And it's not like I can remember a small detail like that. I mean, it's-
 '''Kacey''': [freaking out] That's not a small detail! Tha- that's college! What?!
 '''Chris:''': Well, my parents did not make a big deal about it when they helped me get into college.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter- No no no no! Prereqs are not... it- they are not through your parents. They're through the college, just... I mean I... can't buy that you got a serious degree without having to do serious prereqs like that. What did you say you... I- I don't know. Whatever!
 '''Chris:''': I think you mean Comput- I think you're looking for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. Or CADD.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, how many years is the degree?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It was a [[CADD|four-year degree]], but I ended up earning-
 '''Kacey''': How did you get a four-year degree without any prereqs like that? How?!
 '''Chris:''': I sure I- I'm sure I probably took prerequisites, but I did not realize that that's what they were called... I did not know that- that they were called that word-
 '''Kacey''': You- You had nothing to do with any of your schooling beside showing up, did you?
 '''Chris:''': Showing up and doing my hard work! <link to something>
 '''Kacey''': Hard work?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I- I did my work to the fullest of my energy. Every single- every single screenshot from the uh... gettin' in front of the computer, working towards- working on the projects for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design on the- and all that. Even then, when I fully designed the CWCville shopping mall. Both stories, all the stores, and the mayor's office. One step at a time. Every single click, every single detail. It's all... burned in my photographic memory <link wtf?>
 '''Kacey''': Okay, then why can't you put that energy into getting a job or getting a better degree? Haven't you ever thought of getting your masters? Or anything like that? I mean- I mean, do you even remember anything from school? Besides that mall?
 '''Chris:''': I remember a lot of things from school?
 '''Kacey''': Like what?
 '''Chris:''': [really long pause] Yeah, I do remember that I had to- er- I had to take the certain amount of classes. I had to take a physical education class and art classes.
 '''Kacey''': You had to take a physical education class in college?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I took two actually. Tennis and ice skating.
 '''Kacey''': [surprised] Okay?
 '''Chris:''': I think I told you about the ice skating. That- that was- that [indecipherable]
 '''Kacey''': I- I heard- you told me you went ice skating. But I didn't know that was a college course. I mean, I'm sorry. I am not paying college money to go fucking ice skating! I'm sorry.
 '''Chris:''': I mean, that's the first time I ever learned to skate, of any sort. Even though I tried roller skating on my s- on my own one time, I just end up- I just kept falling. I didn't get much done out of that. But-
 '''Kacey''': Yeah- it- it takes balance.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, and differently-
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, it's really really really hard to fall on something with four wheels.
 '''Chris:''': Really really hard to fall on something with four wheels?
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, roller skating's like, way easier than ice skating or roller blading.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, unfort- yeah, I rephrase that. I mean, uh- I did not have roller skates. I had roller blades.
 '''Kacey''': Roller skating and roller blading are two totally different things. You know that, right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, well I mean. When I want to learn how to roller skate, I just thought, you know, they have- cause they have- they're- they got the wheels on the bottom.
 '''Kacey''': [migrane sigh] Okay...
 '''Chris:''': [interjecting more] But that was so many years ago.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, do you remember anything substantial from school. Besides you made a mall and... you made a mall.
 '''Chris:''': I remember... taking my accounting classes for the first major I picked out. Even though I was confused, and lost, when I was- when I picked it out. And can't say any more cause I told her about that fresh from my memory. I talked with her earlier tonight.
 '''Kacey''': Why don't you go back into accounting? It's really not that bad of a job. It's not like you'd be getting a degree in philosophy or something.
 '''Chris:''': I don't even remember- I- I don't even remember if it really was an accounting degree, I think it was something else. Something like marketing or something. But then, years later, my father and I talk to my- talked to my couns- talked to my counselor- my guidance counselor. Eh, yeah. 2002, something like that. Anyway, turns out there were not as many jobs that that degree could get me, and uh, then there were more jobs available for Computer Aided Drafting and Design, so my father encouraged me to switch over because-
 '''Kacey''': Well obviously that's done you a lot of good. Cause you're not getting those jobs. You can't even find them. You can't even google them.
 '''Chris:''': Because I was- Because I'm very avid with computers that's why- and then I made the switch, and I just did, I agree with that-
 '''Kacey''': Apparently you're not very adept at computers if you can't even google something.
 '''Chris:''': I can google things!
 '''Kacey''': Then why don't you do it?
 '''Chris:''': I'm going to google the financial aid. And look for the S-A-F-S-A, F-A-S-A...
 '''Kacey''': The FAFSA. That's-
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I remembered that! And I'm going to do it.
 '''Kacey''': [pause then sigh]
 '''Chris:''': Anyway, yeah. Anyway yeah, switch- it was a major switch, but yeah, at least the credits are transferable. And also I do remember something from my accounting class. You know, the first in first out method-
 '''Kacey''': You do know that if you already used credits towards a degree they don't count, right? Like, you're gonna to have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': Wait, what?
 '''Kacey''': You can't transfer them. They've already gone towards a degree. Chris, seriously!
 '''Chris:''': This is like- this is like years ago. And those credits did transfer from my [unintelligible] major to my next major.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupting] Ok ok ok ok. Chris, Chris. How long have you been out of school?
 '''Chris:''': I would say over three years now.
 '''Kacey''': Then most of your stuff isn't gonna mean crap anyway. The classes expire. They will make you take them over. That's a problem I'm going through right now. You're probably not gonna be able to transfer anything. You're gonna have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': [sighs] But I've already got the degree and the certificate.
 '''Kacey''': Doesn't matter, then that's over! E-e- I mean, some things are just not transferrable. I- I can't believe that you do not know how this works.
 '''Chris:''': [pause] Yeah, I was pretty much there to learn what was going on during the time and... yeah, my father did most of the bra- most of the brain- most of the brainwork there. I was just mostly- um- I was- I mean- it- in 2000-
 '''Kacey''': So what? You're gonna let them do that for the rest of your life? You need to know things. You need to be informed. [Chris sighs] I-I- It's up to your brainwork. I- It's- You might as well have never gone to college. Look at you!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but at least I went to college and I earned a degree.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter! No, no! Ok, I think people who go to college and waste their degree and waste their potential are way worse than people who never went to college and have hard work, and they have jobs, and they pay on their own. You can not act like you're better than people just because you went to college and did some crappy degree. I mean you- No, no! Even when I was working and not in college, I was still doing way more than you were!
 '''Chris:''': You know, there are a lot of people who actually have earned their degrees, and get their [interrupted] other things as well.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] And you're not one of them, it doesn't matter! You're not even using it, you might as well not have it. What's the point of having it if you're not gonna use it.
 '''Chris:''': I will be using it.
 '''Kacey''': Now you're not. Y- You won't even figure out how to- Chris, you- Ugh! Your resume is full of Sonichu and Rosechu! It has- you haven't even mentioned your degree!
 '''Chris:''': I did, under the educational references.
 '''Kacey''': What does that have to do with anything. You need to have priorities. Your CADD degree has nothing to do with Sonichu and Rosechu.

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2011-06-22T06:52:49Z

Caxichu: minor corrections

'''Chris:''': [stammering desperately] I know, I- Ok, I'm not... Ok, yeah, you're right. I do do that, with [[Guitar Hero]] 
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] Then why are you lying to me? I mean, I hate stupid lies the most. What the hell Chris?
 '''Chris:''': Okay, think about it this- okay, you're starti- okay, say you started with Sonic the Hedgehog on SEGA genesis, then you wanna go out and buy
 '''Kacey''': [extremely frustrated] What does that have to do lying stupid things to me? You- y- ugh!
 '''Chris:''': Oh, okay, okay. Okay, scratch that. I mean to say, like [pause] It's like when there are more and more additions from the beginning of the (US service) since the first game then it continues on from one game di- one game cartridge or disk to another, and it's like, or it's consider- it's comparable to like, a magazine subscription
 '''Kacey''': [pause] Chris... I- I just don't know. You- you're sounding- you're starting to sound like you need these games, or else. I mean, why do you have to keep getting them? I mean, does it bother you that much when you don't have them?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It does not bother me... [sighs again] Okay, it bothers me a bit.
 '''Kacey''': Chris, that's addiction. You know that right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but... It's not like a...
 '''Kacey''': Chris, an addiction is anything that produces withdrawal symptoms. It does not need to be something that is bad or horrible. It is- it's just... what?
 '''Chris:''': Hmm..... I see.
 '''Kacey''': That- That's simple psychology Chris. That's something you should know.
 '''Chris:''': Actually, I did not know that. I'm quite- I'm serious when I say that. I did not know that.
 '''Kacey''': I can't believe you didn't even take most- you know, simple prereqs in college.
 '''Chris:''': Um... pre-REX? <link Honor Roll>
 '''Kacey''': Prerequisites? Chris! How do you not know about college stuff, but you have a degree?
 '''Chris:''': Uhh, if I took prerequisites- if I took prerequisites that was in... years ago back in 2000. And it's not like I can remember a small detail like that. I mean, it's-
 '''Kacey''': [freaking out] That's not a small detail! Tha- that's college! What?!
 '''Chris:''': Well, my parents did not make a big deal about it when they helped me get into college.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter- No no no no! Prereqs are not... it- they are not through your parents. They're through the college, just... I mean I... can't buy that you got a serious degree without having to do serious prereqs like that. What did you say you... I- I don't know. Whatever!
 '''Chris:''': I think you mean Comput- I think you're looking for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. Or CADD.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, how many years is the degree?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It was a [[CADD|four-year degree]], but I ended up earning-
 '''Kacey''': How did you get a four-year degree without any prereqs like that? How?!
 '''Chris:''': I sure I- I'm sure I probably took prerequisites, but I did not realize that that's what they were called... I did not know that- that they were called that word-
 '''Kacey''': You- You had nothing to do with any of your schooling beside showing up, did you?
 '''Chris:''': Showing up and doing my hard work! <link to something>
 '''Kacey''': Hard work?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I- I did my work to the fullest of my energy. Every single- every single screenshot from the uh... gettin' in front of the computer, working towards- working on the projects for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design on the- and all that. Even then, when I (forward?) designed the CWCville shopping mall. Both stories, all the stores, and the mayor's office. One step at a time. Every single click, every single detail. It's all... burned in my photographic memory <link wtf?>
 '''Kacey''': Okay, then why can't you put that energy into getting a job or getting a better degree? Haven't you ever thought of getting your masters? Or anything like that? I mean- I mean, do you even remember anything from school? Besides that mall?
 '''Chris:''': I remember a lot of things from school?
 '''Kacey''': Like what?
 '''Chris:''': [really long pause] Yeah, I do remember that I had to- er- I had to take the certain amount of classes. I had to take a physical education class and art classes.
 '''Kacey''': You had to take a physical education class in college?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I took two actually. Tennis and ice skating.
 '''Kacey''': [surprised] Okay?
 '''Chris:''': I think I told you about the ice skating. That- that was- that [indecipherable]
 '''Kacey''': I- I heard- you told me you went ice skating. But I didn't know that was a college course. I mean, I'm sorry. I am not paying college money to go fucking ice skating! I'm sorry.
 '''Chris:''': I mean, that's the first time I ever learned to skate, of any sort. Even though I tried roller skating on my s- on my own one time, I just end up- I just kept falling. I didn't get much done out of that. But-
 '''Kacey''': Yeah- it- it takes balance.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, and differently-
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, it's really really really hard to fall on something with four wheels.
 '''Chris:''': Really really hard to fall on something with four wheels?
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, roller skating's like, way easier than ice skating or roller blading.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, unfort- yeah, I rephrase that. I mean, uh- I did not have roller skates. I had roller blades.
 '''Kacey''': Roller skating and roller blading are two totally different things. You know that, right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, well I mean. When I want to learn how to roller skate, I just thought, you know, they have- cause they have- they're- they got the wheels on the bottom.
 '''Kacey''': [migrane sigh] Okay...
 '''Chris:''': [interjecting more] But that was so many years ago.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, do you remember anything substantial from school. Besides you made a mall and... you made a mall.
 '''Chris:''': I remember... taking my accounting classes for the first major I picked out. Even though I was confused, and lost, when I was- when I picked it out. And can't say any more cause I told her about that (fresh?) in my memory. I talked with her earlier tonight.
 '''Kacey''': Why don't you go back into accounting? It's really not that bad of a job. It's not like you'd be getting a degree in philosophy or something.
 '''Chris:''': I don't even remember- I- I don't even remember if it really was an accounting degree, I think it was something else. Something like marketing or something. But then, years later, my father and I talk to my- talked to my couns- talked to my counselor- my guidance counselor. Eh, yeah. 2002, something like that. Anyway, turns out there were not as many jobs that that degree could get me, and uh, then there were more jobs available for Computer Aided Drafting and Design, so my father encouraged me to switch over because-
 '''Kacey''': Well obviously that's done you a lot of good. Cause you're not getting those jobs. You can't even find them. You can't even google them.
 '''Chris:''': Because I was- Because I'm very avid with computers that's why- and then I made the switch, and I just did, I agree with that-
 '''Kacey''': Apparently you're not very adept at computers if you can't even google something.
 '''Chris:''': I can google things!
 '''Kacey''': Then why don't you do it?
 '''Chris:''': I'm going to google the financial aid. And look for the S-A-F-S-A, F-A-S-A...
 '''Kacey''': The FAFSA. That's-
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I remembered that! And I'm going to do it.
 '''Kacey''': [pause then sigh]
 '''Chris:''': Anyway, yeah. Anyway yeah, switch- it was a major switch, but yeah, at least the credits are transferable. And also I do remember something from my accounting class. You know, the first in first out method-
 '''Kacey''': You do know that if you already used credits towards a degree they don't count, right? Like, you're gonna to have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': Wait, what?
 '''Kacey''': You can't transfer them. They've already gone towards a degree. Chris, seriously!
 '''Chris:''': This is like- this is like years ago. And those credits did transfer from my [unintelligible] major to my next major.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupting] Ok ok ok ok. Chris, Chris. How long have you been out of school?
 '''Chris:''': I would say over three years now.
 '''Kacey''': Then most of your stuff isn't gonna mean crap anyway. The classes expire. They will make you take them over. That's a problem I'm going through right now. You're probably not gonna be able to transfer anything. You're gonna have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': [sighs] But I've already got the degree and the certificate.
 '''Kacey''': Doesn't matter, then that's over! E-e- I mean, some things are just not transferrable. I- I can't believe that you do not know how this works.
 '''Chris:''': [pause] Yeah, I was pretty much there to learn what was going on during the time and... yeah, my father did most of the bra- most of the brain- most of the brainwork there. I was just mostly- um- I was- I mean- it- in 2000-
 '''Kacey''': So what? You're gonna let them do that for the rest of your life? You need to know things. You need to be informed. [Chris sighs] I-I- It's up to your brainwork. I- It's- You might as well have never gone to college. Look at you!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but at least I went to college and I earned a degree.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter! No, no! Ok, I think people who go to college and waste their degree and waste their potential are way worse than people who never went to college and have hard work, and they have jobs, and they pay on their own. You can not act like you're better than people just because you went to college and did some crappy degree. I mean you- No, no! Even when I was working and not in college, I was still doing way more than you were!
 '''Chris:''': You know, there are a lot of people who actually have earned their degrees, and get their [indecipherable] other things as well.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] And you're not one of them, it doesn't matter! You're not even using it, you might as well not have it. What's the point of having it if you're not gonna use it.
 '''Chris:''': I will be using it.
 '''Kacey''': Now you're not. Y- You won't even figure out how to- Chris, you- Ugh! Your resume is full of Sonichu and Rosechu! It has- you haven't even mentioned your degree!
 '''Chris:''': I did, under the educational references.
 '''Kacey''': What does that have to do with anything. You need to have priorities. Your CADD degree has nothing to do with Sonichu and Rosechu.

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2011-06-21T07:32:29Z

Caxichu: Fix it up!

'''Chris:''': [stammering desperately] I know, I- Ok, I'm not... Ok, yeah, you're right. I do do that, with [[Guitar Hero]] 
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] Then why are you lying to me? I mean, I hate stupid lies the most. What the hell Chris?
 '''Chris:''': Okay, think about it this- okay, you're starti- okay, say you started with Sonic the Hedgehog on SEGA genesis, then you wanna go out and buy
 '''Kacey''': [extremely frustrated] What does that have to do (lying?) stupid things to me? You- y- ugh!
 '''Chris:''': Oh, okay, okay. Okay, scratch that. I mean to say, like [pause] It's like when there are more and more additions from the beginning of the (human services?) the first game then it continues on from one game di- one game cartridge or disk to another, and it's like, or it's consider- it's comparable to like, a magazine subscription
 '''Kacey''': [pause] Chris... I- I just don't know. You- you're sounding- you're starting to sound like you need these games, or else. I mean, why do you have to keep getting them? I mean, does it bother you that much when you don't have them?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It does not bother me... [sighs again] Okay, it bothers me a bit.
 '''Kacey''': Chris, that's addiction. You know that right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but... It's not like a...
 '''Kacey''': Chris, an addiction is anything that produces withdrawal symptoms. It does not need to be something that is bad or horrible. It is- it's just... what?
 '''Chris:''': Hmm..... I see.
 '''Kacey''': That- That's simple psychology Chris. That's something you should know.
 '''Chris:''': Actually, I did not know that. I'm quite- I'm serious when I say that. I did not know that.
 '''Kacey''': I can't believe you didn't even take most- you know, simple prereqs in college.
 '''Chris:''': Um... pre-REX? <link Honor Roll>
 '''Kacey''': Prerequisites? Chris! How do you not know about college stuff, but you have a degree?
 '''Chris:''': Uhh, if I took prerequisites- if I took prerequisites that was in... years ago back in 2000. And it's not like I can remember a small detail like that. I mean, it's-
 '''Kacey''': [freaking out] That's not a small detail! Tha- that's college! What?!
 '''Chris:''': Well, my parents did not make a big deal about it when they helped me get into college.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter- No no no no! Prereqs are not... it- they are not through your parents. They're through the college, just... I mean I... can't buy that you got a serious degree without having to do serious prereqs like that. What did you say you... I- I don't know. Whatever!
 '''Chris:''': I think you mean Comput- I think you're looking for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. Or CADD.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, how many years is the degree?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It was a [[CADD|four-year degree]], but I ended up earning-
 '''Kacey''': How did you get a four-year degree without any prereqs like that? How?!
 '''Chris:''': I sure I- I'm sure I probably took prerequisites, but I did not realize that that's what they were called... I did not know that- that they were called that word-
 '''Kacey''': You- You had nothing to do with any of your schooling beside showing up, did you?
 '''Chris:''': Showing up and doing my hard work! <link to something>
 '''Kacey''': Hard work?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I- I did my work to the fullest of my energy. Every single- every single screenshot from the uh... gettin' in front of the computer, working towards- working on the projects for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design on the- and all that. Even then, when I (forward?) designed the CWCville shopping mall. Both stories, all the stores, and the mayor's office. One step at a time. Every single click, every single detail. It's all... burned in my photographic memory <link wtf?>
 '''Kacey''': Okay, then why can't you put that energy into getting a job or getting a better degree? Haven't you ever thought of getting your masters? Or anything like that? I mean- I mean, do you even remember anything from school? Besides that mall?
 '''Chris:''': I remember a lot of things from school?
 '''Kacey''': Like what?
 '''Chris:''': [really long pause] Yeah, I do remember that I had to- er- I had to take the certain amount of classes. I had to take a physical education class and art classes.
 '''Kacey''': You had to take a physical education class in college?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I took two actually. Tennis and ice skating.
 '''Kacey''': [surprised] Okay?
 '''Chris:''': I think I told you about the ice skating. That- that was- that [indecipherable]
 '''Kacey''': I- I heard- you told me you went ice skating. But I didn't know that was a college course. I mean, I'm sorry. I am not paying college money to go fucking ice skating! I'm sorry.
 '''Chris:''': I mean, that's the first time I ever learned to skate, of any sort. Even though I tried roller skating on my s- on my own one time, I just end up- I just kept falling. I didn't get much done out of that. But-
 '''Kacey''': Yeah- it- it takes balance.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, and differently-
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, it's really really really hard to fall on something with four wheels.
 '''Chris:''': Really really hard to fall on something with four wheels?
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, roller skating's like, way easier than ice skating or roller blading.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, unfort- yeah, I rephrase that. I mean, uh- I did not have roller skates. I had roller blades.
 '''Kacey''': Roller skating and roller blading are two totally different things. You know that, right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, well I mean. When I want to learn how to roller skate, I just thought, you know, they have- cause they have- they're- they got the wheels on the bottom.
 '''Kacey''': [migrane sigh] Okay...
 '''Chris:''': [interjecting more] But that was so many years ago.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, do you remember anything substantial from school. Besides you made a mall and... you made a mall.
 '''Chris:''': I remember... taking my accounting classes for the first major I picked out. Even though I was confused, and lost, when I was- when I picked it out. And can't say any more cause I told her about that (fresh?) in my memory. I talked with her earlier tonight.
 '''Kacey''': Why don't you go back into accounting? It's really not that bad of a job. It's not like you'd be getting a degree in philosophy or something.
 '''Chris:''': I don't even remember- I- I don't even remember if it really was an accounting degree, I think it was something else. Something like marketing or something. But then, years later, my father and I talk to my- talked to my couns- talked to my counselor- my guidance counselor. Eh, yeah. 2002, something like that. Anyway, turns out there were not as many jobs that that degree could get me, and uh, then there were more jobs available for Computer Aided Drafting and Design, so my father encouraged me to switch over because-
 '''Kacey''': Well obviously that's done you a lot of good. Cause you're not getting those jobs. You can't even find them. You can't even google them.
 '''Chris:''': Because I was- Because I'm very avid with computers that's why- and then I made the switch, and I just did, I agree with that-
 '''Kacey''': Apparently you're not very adept at computers if you can't even google something.
 '''Chris:''': I can google things!
 '''Kacey''': Then why don't you do it?
 '''Chris:''': I'm going to google the financial aid. And look for the S-A-F-S-A, F-A-S-A...
 '''Kacey''': The FAFSA. That's-
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I remembered that! And I'm going to do it.
 '''Kacey''': [pause then sigh]
 '''Chris:''': Anyway, yeah. Anyway yeah, switch- it was a major switch, but yeah, at least the credits are transferable. And also I do remember something from my accounting class. You know, the first in first out method-
 '''Kacey''': You do know that if you already used credits towards a degree they don't count, right? Like, you're gonna to have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': Wait, what?
 '''Kacey''': You can't transfer them. They've already gone towards a degree. Chris, seriously!
 '''Chris:''': This is like- this is like years ago. And those credits did transfer from my [unintelligible] major to my next major.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupting] Ok ok ok ok. Chris, Chris. How long have you been out of school?
 '''Chris:''': I would say over three years now.
 '''Kacey''': Then most of your stuff isn't gonna mean crap anyway. The classes expire. They will make you take them over. That's a problem I'm going through right now. You're probably not gonna be able to transfer anything. You're gonna have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': [sighs] But I've already got the degree and the certificate.
 '''Kacey''': Doesn't matter, then that's over! E-e- I mean, some things are just not transferrable. I- I can't believe that you do not know how this works.
 '''Chris:''': [pause] Yeah, I was pretty much there to learn what was going on during the time and... yeah, my father did most of the bra- most of the brain- most of the brainwork there. I was just mostly- um- I was- I mean- it- in 2000-
 '''Kacey''': So what? You're gonna let them do that for the rest of your life? You need to know things. You need to be informed. [Chris sighs] I-I- It's up to your brainwork. I- It's- You might as well have never gone to college. Look at you!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but at least I went to college and I earned a degree.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter! No, no! Ok, I think people who go to college and waste their degree and waste their potential are way worse than people who never went to college and have hard work, and they have jobs, and they pay on their own. You can not act like you're better than people just because you went to college and did some crappy degree. I mean you- No, no! Even when I was working and not in college, I was still doing way more than you were!
 '''Chris:''': You know, there are a lot of people who actually have earned their degrees, and get their [indecipherable] other things as well.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] And you're not one of them, it doesn't matter! You're not even using it, you might as well not have it. What's the point of having it if you're not gonna use it.
 '''Chris:''': I will be using it.
 '''Kacey''': Now you're not. Y- You won't even figure out how to- Chris, you- Ugh! Your resume is full of Sonichu and Rosechu! It has- you haven't even mentioned your degree!
 '''Chris:''': I did, under the educational references.
 '''Kacey''': What does that have to do with anything. You need to have priorities. Your CADD degree has nothing to do with Sonichu and Rosechu.

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2011-06-21T07:26:26Z

Caxichu: Kacey Call 6

'''Chris:''': [stammering desperately] I know, I- Ok, I'm not... Ok, yeah, you're right. I do do that, with [[Guitar Hero]] 
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] Then why are you lying to me? I mean, I hate stupid lies the most. What the hell Chris?
 '''Chris:''': Okay, think about it this- okay, you're starti- okay, say you started with Sonic the Hedgehog on SEGA genesis, then you wanna go out and buy
 '''Kacey''': [extremely frustrated] What does that have to do (lying?) stupid things to me? You- y- ugh!
 '''Chris:''': Oh, okay, okay. Okay, scratch that. I mean to say, like [pause] It's like when there are more and more additions from the beginning of the (human services?) the first game then it continues on from one game di- one game cartridge or disk to another, and it's like, or it's consider- it's comparable to like, a magazine subscription
 '''Kacey''': [pause] Chris... I- I just don't know. You- you're sounding- you're starting to sound like you need these games, or else. I mean, why do you have to keep getting them? I mean, does it bother you that much when you don't have them?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It does not bother me... [sighs again] Okay, it bothers me a bit.
 '''Kacey''': Chris, that's addiction. You know that right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but... It's not like a...
 '''Kacey''': Chris, an addiction is anything that produces withdrawal symptoms. It does not need to be something that is bad or horrible. It is- it's just... what?
 '''Chris:''': Hmm..... I see.
 '''Kacey''': That- That's simple psychology Chris. That's something you should know.
 '''Chris:''': Actually, I did not know that. I'm quite- I'm serious when I say that. I did not know that.
 '''Kacey''': I can't believe you didn't even take most- you know, simple prereqs in college.
 '''Chris:''': Um... pre-REX? <link Honor Roll>
 '''Kacey''': Prerequisites? Chris! How do you not know about college stuff, but you have a degree?
 '''Chris:''': Uhh, if I took prerequisites- if I took prerequisites that was in... years ago back in 2000. And it's not like I can remember a small detail like that. I mean, it's-
 '''Kacey''': [freaking out] That's not a small detail! Tha- that's college! What?!
 '''Chris:''': Well, my parents did not make a big deal about it when they helped me get into college.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter- No no no no! Prereqs are not... it- they are not through your parents. They're through the college, just... I mean I... can't buy that you got a serious degree without having to do serious prereqs like that. What did you say you... I- I don't know. Whatever!
 '''Chris:''': I think you mean Comput- I think you're looking for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. Or CADD.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, how many years is the degree?
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] It was a [[four-year degree|CADD]], but I ended up earning-
 '''Kacey''': How did you get a four-year degree without any prereqs like that? How?!
 '''Chris:''': I sure I- I'm sure I probably took prerequisites, but I did not realize that that's what they were called... I did not know that- that they were called that word-
 '''Kacey''': You- You had nothing to do with any of your schooling beside showing up, did you?
 '''Chris:''': Showing up and doing my hard work! <link to something>
 '''Kacey''': Hard work?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I- I did my work to the fullest of my energy. Every single- every single screenshot from the uh... gettin' in front of the computer, working towards- working on the projects for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design on the- and all that. Even then, when I (forward?) designed the CWCville shopping mall. Both stories, all the stores, and the mayor's office. One step at a time. Every single click, every single detail. It's all... burned in my photographic memory <link wtf?>
 '''Kacey''': Okay, then why can't you put that energy into getting a job or getting a better degree? Haven't you ever thought of getting your masters? Or anything like that? I mean- I mean, do you even remember anything from school? Besides that mall?
 '''Chris:''': I remember a lot of things from school?
 '''Kacey''': Like what?
 '''Chris:''': [really long pause] Yeah, I do remember that I had to- er- I had to take the certain amount of classes. I had to take a physical education class and art classes.
 '''Kacey''': You had to take a physical education class in college?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I took two actually. Tennis and ice skating.
 '''Kacey''': [surprised] Okay?
 '''Chris:''': I think I told you about the ice skating. That- that was- that [indecipherable]
 '''Kacey''': I- I heard- you told me you went ice skating. But I didn't know that was a college course. I mean, I'm sorry. I am not paying college money to go fucking ice skating! I'm sorry.
 '''Chris:''': I mean, that's the first time I ever learned to skate, of any sort. Even though I tried roller skating on my s- on my own one time, I just end up- I just kept falling. I didn't get much done out of that. But-
 '''Kacey''': Yeah- it- it takes balance.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, and differently-
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, it's really really really hard to fall on something with four wheels.
 '''Chris:''': Really really hard to fall on something with four wheels?
 '''Kacey''': Yeah, roller skating's like, way easier than ice skating or roller blading.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, unfort- yeah, I rephrase that. I mean, uh- I did not have roller skates. I had roller blades.
 '''Kacey''': Roller skating and roller blading are two totally different things. You know that, right?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, well I mean. When I want to learn how to roller skate, I just thought, you know, they have- cause they have- they're- they got the wheels on the bottom.
 '''Kacey''': [migrane sigh] Okay...
 '''Chris:''': [interjecting more] But that was so many years ago.
 '''Kacey''': Okay, do you remember anything substantial from school. Besides you made a mall and... you made a mall.
 '''Chris:''': I remember... taking my accounting classes for the first major I picked out. Even though I was confused, and lost, when I was- when I picked it out. And can't say any more cause I told her about that (fresh?) in my memory. I talked with her earlier tonight.
 '''Kacey''': Why don't you go back into accounting? It's really not that bad of a job. It's not like you'd be getting a degree in philosophy or something.
 '''Chris:''': I don't even remember- I- I don't even remember if it really was an accounting degree, I think it was something else. Something like marketing or something. But then, years later, my father and I talk to my- talked to my couns- talked to my counselor- my guidance counselor. Eh, yeah. 2002, something like that. Anyway, turns out there were not as many jobs that that degree could get me, and uh, then there were more jobs available for Computer Aided Drafting and Design, so my father encouraged me to switch over because-
 '''Kacey''': Well obviously that's done you a lot of good. Cause you're not getting those jobs. You can't even find them. You can't even google them.
 '''Chris:''': Because I was- Because I'm very avid with computers that's why- and then I made the switch, and I just did, I agree with that-
 '''Kacey''': Apparently you're not very adept at computers if you can't even google something.
 '''Chris:''': I can google things!
 '''Kacey''': Then why don't you do it?
 '''Chris:''': I'm going to google the financial aid. And look for the S-A-F-S-A, F-A-S-A...
 '''Kacey''': The FAFSA. That's-
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, I remembered that! And I'm going to do it.
 '''Kacey''': [pause then sigh]
 '''Chris:''': Anyway, yeah. Anyway yeah, switch- it was a major switch, but yeah, at least the credits are transferable. And also I do remember something from my accounting class. You know, the first in first out method-
 '''Kacey''': You do know that if you already used credits towards a degree they don't count, right? Like, you're gonna to have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': Wait, what?
 '''Kacey''': You can't transfer them. They've already gone towards a degree. Chris, seriously!
 '''Chris:''': This is like- this is like years ago. And those credits did transfer from my [unintelligible] major to my next major.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupting] Ok ok ok ok. Chris, Chris. How long have you been out of school?
 '''Chris:''': I would say over three years now.
 '''Kacey''': Then most of your stuff isn't gonna mean crap anyway. The classes expire. They will make you take them over. That's a problem I'm going through right now. You're probably not gonna be able to transfer anything. You're gonna have to start over.
 '''Chris:''': [sighs] But I've already got the degree and the certificate.
 '''Kacey''': Doesn't matter, then that's over! E-e- I mean, some things are just not transferrable. I- I can't believe that you do not know how this works.
 '''Chris:''': [pause] Yeah, I was pretty much there to learn what was going on during the time and... yeah, my father did most of the bra- most of the brain- most of the brainwork there. I was just mostly- um- I was- I mean- it- in 2000-
 '''Kacey''': So what? You're gonna let them do that for the rest of your life? You need to know things. You need to be informed. [Chris sighs] I-I- It's up to your brainwork. I- It's- You might as well have never gone to college. Look at you!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but at least I went to college and I earned a degree.
 '''Kacey''': It doesn't matter! No, no! Ok, I think people who go to college and waste their degree and waste their potential are way worse than people who never went to college and have hard work, and they have jobs, and they pay on their own. You can not act like you're better than people just because you went to college and did some crappy degree. I mean you- No, no! Even when I was working and not in college, I was still doing way more than you were!
 '''Chris:''': You know, there are a lot of people who actually have earned their degrees, and get their [indecipherable] other things as well.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] And you're not one of them, it doesn't matter! You're not even using it, you might as well not have it. What's the point of having it if you're not gonna use it.
 '''Chris:''': I will be using it.
 '''Kacey''': Now you're not. Y- You won't even figure out how to- Chris, you- Ugh! Your resume is full of Sonichu and Rosechu! It has- you haven't even mentioned your degree!
 '''Chris:''': I did, under the educational references.
 '''Kacey''': What does that have to do with anything. You need to have priorities. Your CADD degree has nothing to do with Sonichu and Rosechu.

User:Caxichu

2011-06-11T08:56:48Z

Caxichu:

*Some kind of witty description here

Right now, I'm mainly here to transcribe.

User:Caxichu

2011-06-11T08:56:33Z

Caxichu: Change this soon.

*Some kind of witty description here*

I'm mainly here to transcribe.

Kacey Call 5

2011-06-11T08:54:50Z

Caxichu: Some of Part 3

29 [[August 2009]]

==Highlights==
CHRIS: "...It's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just was dumb on the subject; I never learned about that sort of thing."

*[[Chris]] just finished getting a "stern talking-to" from Kim about getting a [[job]]; he already can't remember what she said.
*[[Kacey]] did research on how Chris can still receive the [[tugboat]] while having a job or something; he doesn't listen.
*Counselors at [[PVCC]] told Chris that they could get him a job; he didn't listen.
*Chris doesn't know what Financial Aid is; he promises to Google it.
*Chris didn't have any control over his own [[Chris and money|money]] until he was 23.
*Chris whines some more about being [[slow-in-the-minds|blank-minded]] and confused.
*Chris says he's willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.
*Chris lies about how much he spends on the [[PSN]].
*Chris compares buying game add-ons to having a magazine subscription to try and make Kacey understand it's not a big deal.
*Chris doesn't know anything about college because that happened yeeeeaars ago.
*[[CADD]] WAS HARD WORK BURNED INTO HIS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.
*Chris took tennis and ice-skating classes in college.
*Chris took accounting and/or marketing classes first, then "years later" he found out there were not enough jobs available in that field so he switched to CADD.
*Kacey says Chris is basically wiping his ass on his CADD Degree; Chris says "that was uncalled for".
*Chris says he understands so that Kacey will shut up and let him leave.

==Part 1==
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 '''Chris:''' Hello-o?
 '''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kacey. How are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm okay.
 '''Chris:''' I'm okay too. [content sigh] So um...
 '''Kacey:''' Um...
 '''Chris:''' Anything on your mind right now?
 '''Kacey:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Is there anything on your mind right now?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, um, did you go apply for jobs like I said?
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah. I go - I wen- I uh, uh, application at Wal-Mart. Uh, I'm gonna wait 'til... I'm gonna....
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] That's good. Did you do it in person?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, I filled - no, I went online and did it. Filled it out for the Charlottesville store.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, cause, um, I did some research for you. Um, about working with your disability. And actually, um, this is a lot easier than I thought it would be. Like you could - they put you on a trial work period or they - and they can extend your period of eligibility. Like, you could be making... um... like it doesn't matter what you make during the trial work period, like you'll get both still, your uh, your tugboat and your, uh wages. And, even afterwards if you're not making enough, like you can get both. It actually goes by what you make, not by how many hours you work.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... I see.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean that's actually really exciting! I mean, you could be technically making more than me. [Chris tries to interrupt, she keeps talking] Well, at least, you know, right now. [laughs]
 '''Chris:''' Well, I don't know. Um, I'm st- I s- still got to uh, wait to talk to uh, that guy from s- social security...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Chris! This is straight from the social security site! This is a great opportunity! And even if you make too much money you can still keep your Medicaid, uh, benefits! I mean, how can you not be excited about this?
 '''Chris:''' I dunno... I got - I got - I just talked to Kim and she gave me some, uh, tough talkin' to as well, ya know, about uh, me getting a job and what not, uh.... Also talked about uh, old school - also t- also talked about college days and uh, I don- I - I don't remember all the details but it's all - it's all ju- it's like absorbed - everything she told me is in the back of my head. It's - it's tattooed in my head.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, that doesn't really... [Chris tries to interrupt]
 '''Chris:''' It... it's....
 '''Kacey:''' ...that doesn't really sound like you listen to her a lot.
 '''Chris:''' I did listen to her! I did! I did.
 '''Kacey:''' But didn't you just talk to her and you can't remember stuff?
 '''Chris:''' [stress sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, 'cause you told me that Kim calls before I do.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. [pause] Hmm, but anyway uh... mm, let me think... let me think.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean uh- ar- are you - so I did all this research for you, and you don't even... care now?
 '''Chris:''' I do care! I do care. I appreciate it. I do.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean you're - I don't think you're really gonna do anything! I - I mean...
 '''Chris:''' [interrupts] I'm - I - I - I'm doing something! My family knows I'm out to look for a job.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, so what did your family say?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... This - this - it - they're, they're all like, "Ah, well yeah, you gotta find out how much you're gonna earn, and how this is - how this is gonna - is gonna effect your social security, and uh, if you're going to be able to earn more than your social security...." Ahh....
 '''Kacey:''' You need to make a LOT more than your social security, like you need to make.... Like, okay. Um... like, um, depending also on... w- you know, how your uh, quote unquote disability effects you getting to work and stuff.... Like, they can take these expenses, um, and actually deduct it from your pay. Like so, even if you're making let's say a thousand dollars a month, um, if your disability causes you to have to do things that cost you two hundred a month, you're still - they - they count those two hundred, um, against your pay so you're still making - you know, even though you are making more than you should, they won't count it against you. Like you have to be making over a thousand dollars a month before they're gonna even... Even then they're only gonna take part of it away. They're never gonna take away all of it. Like you'd have to make a LOT more to where it wouldn't even matter. I mean and even if your parents are behind you or not, you're 27, right? I mean, you have to make your own decisions!
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Yeah, I - I do have to make my own decisions, uh... yeah. Als- one of the things I talked to Kim about was like uh, I - I'm often confused with my li- I'm often confused about things that I actually, uh, want or... need. It's been that way for so many years. I mean like...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Well don't you think it's time for that to change then?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah it - I do need to ah, that's ah - that's something I do need to change.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, you know, your whole life you're going to be figuring stuff out. There's not a magical upgrade that makes you an adult. I mean, I'm pretty sure, like, at times, my parents still need to figure things out and everything. I mean, we're not computers. We don't work like computers. We definitely don't.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah you're right. You are right, about that. Hmm... but anyway one of my - anyway one of my problems in my mind is like ya know I... tend ta... I tend, I ah, I often do get confused, and uh, feel like I'm lost, and it's like - ya know, and I - I'm not - I have not been sure of what exactly I want in life other than my [[sweetheart]], and my little daughter [[Crystal]] that I have dreamed of.... And pretty much, ya know, all my life, every time I've been asked "Where do you see yourself in five years?", I always draw a blank!
 '''Kacey:''' Well, maybe that's showing you that maybe you should let go of Crystal and all that stuff. Maybe you should go in a different direction. Maybe you're getting blanked because you're not going in the direction you should be going in.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but...
 '''Kacey:''' You need to focus on more important things.
 '''Chris:''' And - and that's another thing, I mean ya know, Kim could tell you more about the conversation we had, but uh - but she - she and I talked about that, but also like ya know, even during, even with, even - I have talked to my counselors in Piedmont, when I was working towards my CADD degree and certificate. It's like ya know, yeah sure they can help me get a job, and yadda yadda yadda... um....
 '''Kacey:''' Then why didn't you let them?!
 '''Chris:''' [pause] ...Yeah. I - it's jus- I - I have never been really sure what I wanted to go out for. I mean... I - I - ah - [stuttering]
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Then you need to get back in school Chris! You need to do something. You're 27. You're - I mean yes, I know people are going to school, um older and older but, [laughs] come on! Isn't there anything you wanted to do even when you were little?
 '''Chris:''' I - I - [frustrated stuttering] I'm thinking about it! I'm mean I'm trying to - I'm ah - I'm ah - I'm trying to make - ah - [stuttering]
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] C'mon, this is pathetic.
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorting all this out and I'm thinking about it, and I'm going to do - I'm going to do something. It takes time for me before I can - before I actually - but I AM doing something, you know. I submitted the application for Wal-Mart, and I'm going to do one for Target, and I'm going to do one for Ma-Donalds...
 '''Kacey:''' Chris. Remember when I said in other cultures you wouldn't survive? I mean come on. You need to take charge. I mean, you are an adult. You're gonna have to make snap judgments sometime. I mean y- I mean isn't there anything that you wanted to do when you were younger? I mean, even if it's something like making video games! You could probably do that!
 '''Chris:''' I mean, that is one thing, but... I - that - that is one thing but...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I mean you already have some CADD stuff, you could learn how to program them and stuff.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but unfortunately they don't teach that - those kinds of classes at like, uh, Piedmont. I'm not sure if there are any colleg- if there are any classes around here...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Whatever! They have stuff online you can take, Chris! You have no excuse!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but - yeah, I know, but I'm kinda reluctant on taking classes online.
 '''Kacey:''' No, okay, there's no but! You either don't have an excuse, or you do have an excuse!
 '''Chris:''' Okay, fine, I don't have an excuse. But... so many options, I'm not sure - I'm not sure wha- I'm just not sure where to begin.
 '''Kacey:''' A lot of people are. Why don't you go talk to um, I mean if you can't go to PVCC, why don't you go to someplace else that's closer? Um, or why don't you go somewhere in D.C.? I mean... it would be easy for you to get housing. [pause, Chris sighs] Why don't you take a couple different classes and see? Or, or I mean, I bet you don't even research this sh- stuff.
 '''Chris:''' [pause] I have - I did - I do research - I do researching ya know... I've tried - I've gone onto social security dot gov, website... but I don't... I ... I cannot understand it, I.... [Kacey talks over him]
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, but I'm talking about school. Chris.
 '''Chris:''' [tries to interrupt]
 '''Kacey:''' Chris! CHRIS! Listen to me! No! Listen to me! Do you not realize the opportunities you have? Do you not realize they will pay for your school? They will pay for your boarding? They will pay for your transportation? Do you know how much I would KILL for that going through school right now? And I'm going to have to go through med school! And you are just SITTING on your ass wasting that shit when the government will BEG you to take it! WHAT the hell?!
 '''Chris:''' I didn't even know I had those options and I'm not sure how to activate those options. I never learned!
 '''Kacey:''' Go to a school! Talk to a counselor there! Talk to an adviser there. Fill out your, F-A-F-S-A. I mean, come on. There's SO much that you could just reach out for and... Ugh! I mean like, you could do anything!
 '''Chris:''' Ah - Ah, hold up there... S-A-S-A?
 '''Kacey:''' Your FAFSA? Come on. The financial aid application? How do you NOT know... [laugh] about... I- I- [cracks up]
 '''Chris:''' I- I- I do not know that. I've never even heard of that.
 '''Kacey:''' How do you not hear ab- ...Are you serious?! It's financial aid! You - you - you went to college!
 '''Chris:''' I've - I - I've heard - I've heard of financial aid but I never heard of S-A-S-A.
 '''Kacey:''' You haven't heard of a FAFSA? That - you HAD to have filled one out. I mean, did your parents pay for your college outright?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, my parents did pay for my college classes.
 '''Kacey:''' [sigh] Just go to a college. Just go to a financial aid office or just... Google -

==Part 2==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO8Zd2SF8Vs&NR=1|Kacey Call 5, Part 2]

 '''Kacey:''' - it. It's F-A-F-S-A. [Chris echoes, "F-A-F-S-A"] And it's so easy to do online. It so is. All you need are... you know what? You wouldn't even need much of anything 'cause you don't pay taxes so you don't have any W-2's or anything, or W-4's, so, pfft. And you're old enough to where your parents won't matter. So you could probably get - I mean you have no income and you're on disability, you - oh my God, they would pay for everything!
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Well I will look into that. That was S-A-F-S-A?
 '''Kacey:''' F-A-F-S-A.
 '''Chris:''' ...Hmm. Okay, what's the acronym stand for? That will help me understand better.
 '''Kacey:''' Are you serious?
 '''Chris:''' Ya I'm serious.
 '''Kacey:''' It - it's just easier if you just Google that. I promise you. It - it's gonna come up. It - it's gonna be a dot gov site.... [snickers]
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I will look - okay, I will look that up. And I will look into it.
 '''Kacey:''' Chris. It's only five letters. [laughing] It - it's okay. Just - or just Google financial aid! That's going to be the FIRST thing that pops up on Google, I promise you!
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Financial aid, I will Google that. [Kacey sighs] My computer's on the other room. I'll uh, go take care - I, uh, I will - I promise you I will go look into that right after we - right after we finish up here. [long pause] Kacey?
 '''Kacey:''' [short sigh] Yeah?
 '''Chris:''' I wa- I mean, it was just kinda like, ya know, I wasn't sure you were there, you know, you just paused for a moment. But yeah, I promise you I will go look into everything -
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I'm just frustrated, y'know.
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Well... i-it's not your fault that I'm a little bit re- that I'm a little bit [[slow-in-the-minds|slow]] sometimes.
 '''Kacey:''' I know, but I mean like, this is stuff you should know. I mean this is - this is frustrating for me. I mean, like, I can understand ignorance, but I can't stand stupidity.
 '''Chris:''' No I - no it's not stupi- no, it's not stupidity, it's just dumb. I just - was dumb on the subject, I never learned about that sort of thing.
 '''Kacey:''' How do you not if you go to school? Obviously, SOMEBODY must have talked about, "Hey, I got my financial aid!", I mean, I'm pretty sure you could not go to college, and not even overhear somebody... talk about financial aid.
 '''Chris:''' I - yeah - I've overheard - Yeah, I've overheard discussions of financial aid. But it was like, ya know, I was like picking my classes... and... and I just didn't - I just didn't - and my parents did not make a big deal about it, and I just... didn't....
 '''Kacey:''' Well it's not up to your parents! It's not up to your parents to make a big deal about it. It's up to YOU to grab your future! [long pause]
 '''Chris:''' [sound of distress] ...Yeah, it is up to me, ahh... there is a lot for me to think about. Yeah, but I wa- but I will Google financial aid and I will, I will, uh, research that. Hm.... And then - make it - make it - mmm, sort out what I really would like to do, and... mmm, do it. [pause] Damn incoming ca- ! [audio warps]
 '''Kacey:''' [sounding tired] ...What?
 '''Chris:''' [indistinctly] I think I might have touched a thing, wait. Um...
 '''Kacey:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, are you still there?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I'm here.
 '''Chris:''' I had an incoming call from a - from some 404, 67-something... it was a long number, obviously long distance... it was like....
 '''Kacey:''' 404?
 '''Chris:''' No... four - f- four-four... uh....
 '''Kacey:''' Okay you - Hold on hold on, tell me it?
 '''Chris:''' I don't know, it's like, four four - something. Hm.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, no, go ahead and look up -
 '''Chris:''' It - it - anyway. Anyway. Anyway, it was like an incoming, it was incoming, and it was like, it was interrupting you, bothering me, you know. I got an incoming call -
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] Was the 404 an area code?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... it was like 447. I think.... I don't, I'm not - [audio warps] - that might not be correct.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, there's a big difference between that and.... [trails off]
 '''Chris:''' Ehh. Well never mind, never mind the phone number, the point was, i- it - the call was incoming while I was talking to you, and it just makes a beep, to my, to the speaker on my cell phone. And it just bothered me. [pause]
 '''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris:''' [sounding excited] Two new voicemail! Shaddup, phooone, I'm talking to my - [pause] - talkin' to Kacey here. Dang phone, right? I mean, I'm sure you've had problems like that....
 '''Kacey:''' You're talking to your what?
 '''Chris:''' I'm talkin' to - Kacey.
 '''Kacey:''' No, you said, "I'm talking to my ____" - you're talking to your what?
 '''Chris:''' [sounding defeated] I - I'm talking to my friend.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' [in a small voice] Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Just making sure.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, you have the right. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, yeah - I wi- I will, uh - yeah. I will... stay on track, Googling financial aid after we finish up here.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, you need to - you need to trust me on this. I mean, I'm not gonna - make you lose your tugboat. Not - not that I approve of it! Just to let you know, I mean, I think it's great to help get people in the right direction, but you can't be on it for the rest of your life. I mean, you've already been on it what, since you've been eighteen? That, that's kind of pathetic, Chris. I mean, I'm - I'm paying for you to sit around and do nothing.
 '''Chris:''' [confused] Um... yeah wait a minute, paying for it when I was eight- no wait a, wha- what - What about paying for it when I was eighteen, from eighteen?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm a taxpayer. My money goes towards that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, before that. You said something about, uh, something happening when I was eighteen?
 '''Kacey:''' You - you've been on this since you were eighteen, correct?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, the social security. Um... uhhh, yeah but the money was going to my parents, and uh, they did not redirect it to -
 '''Kacey:''' It's still coming out of my paycheck.
 '''Chris:''' It was not redirected to me until after - I think I was like 23, something like that. [pause]
 '''Kacey:''' ...What was that?
 '''Chris:''' I do not think they redirected it toward, redirected the money towards me until after I turned 23.
 '''Kacey:''' I thought that your money still went to your dad.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... the ma- I mean, it's like you know, they - uh, yeah, they had me on the disability since I was born, and my - and the checks were going to my mother and my father. And then -
 '''Kacey:''' Wait, since you were born?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well, maybe since I was diagnosed with [[autism]].
 '''Kacey:''' I was about to say, 'cause, you - you can't just tell a child has autism once they're born!
 '''Chris:''' [stammering] Okay well, I'm sorry, I got my - I got mixed up, I - I'm trying - I -
 '''Kacey:''' That's conflicting!
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I got mixed up, I'm sorry. But anyway, uh, since I was diagnosed with autism -
 '''Kacey:''' How do you get that mixed up? [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [stress sigh] I don't - I'm trying - I'm gathering - okay, my mouth is going faster than my brain.
 '''Kacey:''' [cynical laugh] Aha. [another pause]
 '''Chris:''' ...I'm sure that's happened to you, you know.
 '''Kacey:''' Um. I don't know, I pretty much think before I speak sometimes, like, unless I get really, really, really angry.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah - [oddly echoing]
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, I'm pretty much in control of myself, I am.... I AM in my late twenties, I have learned how to do this since I was like, eight.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, I've learned how to, uh, control my speech as well, I mean like, my brain... where it can, [[Chris and English|think with my mouth]]. It's like, you know, when I'm feeling - frustrated or confused, I tend to, uh, lose control. And, get con- and, yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' I thought you said you were way more in control of stuff. Y- you just told me that yesterday.
 '''Chris:''' I - yeah - I am more in control. 'Cause, I have to - [long pause] ...Yeah. ...Mmfh.
 '''Kacey:''' I - I don't know. Just sometimes you make this really hard. It - it really does. Because you are my friend, and I hate to see one of my friends do this to themselves.
 '''Chris:''' I - I - I - Okay - okay - Yeah, okay, I understand. I'm being difficult to read. And I'm sorry.
 '''Kacey:''' It - it's nothing about you being difficult to read, it's just that I really don't think you're going to do anything.
 '''Chris:''' I'm going -
 '''Kacey:''' I - No! You're actually being fairly easy to read.
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] I'm going to do - I'm going to do it. I'm serious.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, I hope you are.
 '''Chris:''' I will. [long pause] Anyway, getting back - lemme - getting back to, uh, my discussion with Kim earlier. Um... yeah, she pretty much encouraged me to get a job as well. [something indistinct]
 '''Kacey:''' Good. I'm glad she did.
 '''Chris:''' Or, uh, Or - or getting - or - or try getting classes, or financial aid, all that, You know. Even to - move out of my house, and she's like - I tell her - I told her in the... streamline? From one memory to another? ...About the - situation in my head? Where often I'm like, blank-minded? And I get confused, a bit... along with that?
 '''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris:''' And, uh... at points she did make it clear, like, where I should begin? Like firstly, she said I should get a job, and then look at prices of an apartment, or housing? And then consider the bi- consider the, uh, the electricity, the uh, uh, water, the inter- the uh, wireless internet, the cable, all that. And then, I was like, blank-minded, and I was like - that went over my head, but still, I mean, yeah, that's a lot for me to consider.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, that is something to consider, but I mean, if you do move out on your own, are you willing to give up some of those things? Like, are you willing to have regular cable instead of digital cable? If it saves you a few bucks?

==Part 3==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt7OrT5-f4U&NR=1|Kacey Call 5, Part 3]

 '''Kacey''': I mean, are you willing to make those adult sacrifices?
 '''Chris:''': Uh, I guess I'm willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.
 '''Kacey''': And you're gonna have to buy less video games. Yo-you just can't impulse buy.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... yeah... I'm trying to- I'm- I've been working on controlling my impulse as well.
 '''Kacey''': [over Chris] That's good, cause you really need to. I- I think you really need to, cause you can't spend hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
 '''Chris:''': Um... yeah. I don't spend- I- I- That would be an exaggeration right there, spending hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
 '''Kacey''': You said two thousand dollars, and the PS3 hasn't been around that long. [chuckle]
 '''Chris:''': It's been around for over two years. But anyway, yeah, hundreds a week that IS an exaggeration.
 '''Kacey''': [Kacey sighs?]
 '''Chris:''': I've actually had mine since like March 2007.
 '''Kacey''': Uh huh.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but anyway, I- I don't- anyway, if I spend money on the PlayStation Network, it wouldn't be any more than 5-10 dollars a week. 
 '''Kacey''': Well, I mean, it's not just, you know, your PSN stuff. I'm pretty sure you buy actual games. Uh, you know, so I mean that's gotta add up. I mean if you uh-only have 2000 on your PSN, imagine how much you've been buying for uh, like things like the Wii, and things for your PS3, like, you know, guitar hero controllers and the actual games and stuff. I mean, y-you probably spent m- uh- you if you spend just as much on those things on your PSN, that's $4000 in a year or two. That's ridiculous.
 '''Chris:''': [sheepishly] Yeah, I can see that.
 '''Kacey''': Th-that's pathetic.
 '''Chris:''': Hm.... [long pause] Um... [another long pause]
 '''Kacey''': I mean, you know, that's a down payment on a car, Chris. [frustrated chuckle]
 '''Chris:''': Okay, I guess you're right, I guess that is pathetic.
 '''Kacey''': Tch, you're damn straight it is!
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] Eehh, but for the record though. Most of the- when I buy [[List_of_Chris's_PSN_game_downloads|stuff]] on PlayStation Network, it's mostly like, you know, addons for Guitar Hero or LittleBigPlanet. Or addons fo-
 '''Kacey''': But that's where they get you.
 '''Chris:''': Well, for- or addons for the games I do have. I've- I actually am up-to-date on my add-ons for Burnout Paradise, by the way. I uhh... yeah I don't buy new games at like [[GameStop]], or used games at GameStop. The game disks, as much as I do the uh, add-ons.
 '''Kacey''': But still, you have- I mean, just to even get the add-ons, you have to actually have to have the game.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but still. I mean that saves me- that saves me trips to the GameStop to go buy a new game.
 '''Kacey''': Games are expensive Chris! I know how expensive games are. You can rack up that much easily by getting less you know, than you do on the PSN. All it takes is a three games and look! There goes almost two hundred dollars. [Skype sound]
 '''Chris:''': Hm... now that is an exaggeration right there. I mean...
 '''Kacey''': They're like $60 each. Three games would be $180.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but then you wait a while and then they go down to like 20 or... 30 or 20.
 '''Kacey''': That's a long wait, before they go to 20. That's a very, very long wait.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... that is quite a long wait. But still, patience is kinda worth it. I mean- I mean sure. You're looking forward to giving me uh- the new Ratchet and Clank game. It's like you can't even- you can't afford it.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] Yeah, but I mean. I don't think you're that patient with video games, Chris. Cause I mean, like. You're always- I mean come on! You've got most of this stuff like, brand new, like uh, you're already telling me that you've already put money down at GameStop, so you can't tell me that you're not buying new games at GameStop. You're doing that with the new Guitar Hero. You've- you- you- you know you do that.

 [Continues]
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==Part 4==

==Part 5==

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?7olu50wylbwa3sw mp3 of phonecall]

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User:Caxichu/TranscriptionBuffer

2011-06-11T08:29:03Z

Caxichu:

'''Kacey''': I mean, are you willing to make those adult sacrifices?
 '''Chris:''': Uh, I guess I'm willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.
 '''Kacey''': And you're gonna have to buy less video games. Yo-you just can't impulse buy.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... yeah... I'm trying to- I'm- I've been working on controlling my impulse as well.
 '''Kacey''': [over Chris] That's good, cause you really need to. I- I think you really need to, cause you can't spend hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
 '''Chris:''': Um... yeah. I don't spend- I- I- That would be an exaggeration right there, spending hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
 '''Kacey''': You said two thousand dollars, and the PS3 hasn't been around that long. [chuckle]
 '''Chris:''': It's been around for over two years. But anyway, yeah, hundreds a week that IS an exaggeration.
 '''Kacey''': [sighs?!]
 '''Chris:''': I've actually had mine since like March 2007.
 '''Kacey''': Uh huh.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but anyway, I- I don't- anyway, if I spend money on the PlayStation Network, it wouldn't be any more than 5-10 dollars a week.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I mean, it's not just, you know, your PSN stuff. I'm pretty sure you buy actual games. Uh, you know, so I mean that's gotta add up. I mean if you uh-only have 2000 on your PSN, imagine how much you've been buying for uh, like things like the Wii, and things for your PS3, like, you know, guitar hero controllers and the actual games and stuff. I mean, y-you probably spent m- uh- you if you spend just as much on those things on your PSN, that's $4000 in a year or two. That's ridiculous.
 '''Chris:''': [sheepishly] Yeah, I can see that.
 '''Kacey''': Th-that's pathetic.
 '''Chris:''': Hm.... [long pause] Um... [another long pause]
 '''Kacey''': I mean, you know, that's a down payment on a car, Chris. [chuckles]
 '''Chris:''': Okay, I guess you're right, I guess that is pathetic.
 '''Kacey''': Tch, you're damn straight it is!
 '''Chris:''': [sigh] Eehh, but for the record though. Most of the- when I buy stuff on PlayStation Network, it's mostly like, you know, addons for Guitar Hero or LittleBigPlanet. Or addons fo-
 '''Kacey''': But that's where they get you.
 '''Chris:''': Well, for- or addons for the games I do have. I've- I actually am up-to-date on my add-ons for Burnout Paradise, by the way. I uhh... yeah I don't buy new games at like GameStop[link], or used games at GameStop. The game disks, as much as I do the uh, add-ons.
 '''Kacey''': But still, you have- I mean, just to even get the add-ons, you have to actually have to have the game.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but still. I mean that saves me- that saves me trips to the GameStop to go buy a new game.
 '''Kacey''': Games are expensive Chris! I know how expensive games are. You can rack up that much easily by getting less you know, than you do on the PSN. All it takes is a three games and look! There goes almost two hundred dollars. [Skype sound]
 '''Chris:''': Hm... now that is an exaggeration right there. I mean...
 '''Kacey''': They're like $60 each. Three games would be $180.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, but then you wait a while and then they go down to like 20 or... 30 or 20.
 '''Kacey''': That's a long wait, before they go to 20. That's a very, very long wait.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah... that is quite a long wait. But still, patience is kinda worth it. I mean- I mean sure. You're looking forward to giving me uh- the new Ratchet and Clank game. It's like you can't even- you can't afford it.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] Yeah, but I mean. I don't think you're that patient with video games, Chris. Cause I mean, like. You're always- I mean come on! You've got most of this stuff like, brand new, like uh, you're already telling me that you've already put money down at GameStop, so you can't tell me that you're not buying new games at GameStop. You're doing that with the new Guitar Hero. You've- you- you- you know you do that.

User:Caxichu/TranscriptionBuffer

2011-06-11T08:27:29Z

Caxichu:

'''Kacey''': I mean, are you willing to make those adult sacrifices?
 ''Chris:''': Uh, I guess I'm willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.
 '''Kacey''': And you're gonna have to buy less video games. Yo-you just can't impulse buy.
 ''Chris:''': Yeah... yeah... I'm trying to- I'm- I've been working on controlling my impulse as well.
 '''Kacey''': [over Chris] That's good, cause you really need to. I- I think you really need to, cause you can't spend hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
 ''Chris:''': Um... yeah. I don't spend- I- I- That would be an exaggeration right there, spending hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
 '''Kacey''': You said two thousand dollars, and the PS3 hasn't been around that long. [chuckle]
 ''Chris:''': It's been around for over two years. But anyway, yeah, hundreds a week that IS an exaggeration.
 '''Kacey''': [sighs?!]
 ''Chris:''': I've actually had mine since like March 2007.
 '''Kacey''': Uh huh.
 ''Chris:''': Yeah, but anyway, I- I don't- anyway, if I spend money on the PlayStation Network, it wouldn't be any more than 5-10 dollars a week.
 '''Kacey''': Well, I mean, it's not just, you know, your PSN stuff. I'm pretty sure you buy actual games. Uh, you know, so I mean that's gotta add up. I mean if you uh-only have 2000 on your PSN, imagine how much you've been buying for uh, like things like the Wii, and things for your PS3, like, you know, guitar hero controllers and the actual games and stuff. I mean, y-you probably spent m- uh- you if you spend just as much on those things on your PSN, that's $4000 in a year or two. That's ridiculous.
 ''Chris:''': [sheepishly] Yeah, I can see that.
 '''Kacey''': Th-that's pathetic.
 ''Chris:''': Hm.... [long pause] Um... [another long pause]
 '''Kacey''': I mean, you know, that's a down payment on a car, Chris. [chuckles]
 ''Chris:''': Okay, I guess you're right, I guess that is pathetic.
 '''Kacey''': Tch, you're damn straight it is!
 ''Chris:''': [sigh] Eehh, but for the record though. Most of the- when I buy stuff on PlayStation Network, it's mostly like, you know, addons for Guitar Hero or LittleBigPlanet. Or addons fo-
 '''Kacey''': But that's where they get you.
 ''Chris:''': Well, for- or addons for the games I do have. I've- I actually am up-to-date on my add-ons for Burnout Paradise, by the way. I uhh... yeah I don't buy new games at like GameStop[link], or used games at GameStop. The game disks, as much as I do the uh, add-ons.
 '''Kacey''': But still, you have- I mean, just to even get the add-ons, you have to actually have to have the game.
 ''Chris:''': Yeah, but still. I mean that saves me- that saves me trips to the GameStop to go buy a new game.
 '''Kacey''': Games are expensive Chris! I know how expensive games are. You can rack up that much easily by getting less you know, than you do on the PSN. All it takes is a three games and look! There goes almost two hundred dollars. [Skype sound]
 ''Chris:''': Hm... now that is an exaggeration right there. I mean...
 '''Kacey''': They're like $60 each. Three games would be $180.
 ''Chris:''': Yeah, but then you wait a while and then they go down to like 20 or... 30 or 20.
 '''Kacey''': That's a long wait, before they go to 20. That's a very, very long wait.
 ''Chris:''': Yeah... that is quite a long wait. But still, patience is kinda worth it. I mean- I mean sure. You're looking forward to giving me uh- the new Ratchet and Clank game. It's like you can't even- you can't afford it.
 '''Kacey''': [interrupts] Yeah, but I mean. I don't think you're that patient with video games, Chris. Cause I mean, like. You're always- I mean come on! You've got most of this stuff like, brand new, like uh, you're already telling me that you've already put money down at GameStop, so you can't tell me that you're not buying new games at GameStop. You're doing that with the new Guitar Hero. You've- you- you- you know you do that.

User:Caxichu/TranscriptionBuffer

2011-06-11T08:09:01Z

Caxichu: Created page with "K: I mean, are you willing to make those adult sacrifices? C: Uh, I guess I'm willing to go from digital cable to basic cable. K: And you're gonna have to buy less video games. Y..."

K: I mean, are you willing to make those adult sacrifices?
C: Uh, I guess I'm willing to go from digital cable to basic cable.
K: And you're gonna have to buy less video games. Yo-you just can't impulse buy.
C: Yeah... yeah... I'm trying to- I'm- I've been working on controlling my impulse as well.
K: [over Chris] That's good, cause you really need to. I- I think you really need to, cause you can't spend hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
C: Um... yeah. I don't spend- I- I- That would be an exaggeration right there, spending hundreds on the PlayStation store weekly.
K: You said two thousand dollars, and the PS3 hasn't been around that long. [chuckle]
C: It's been around for over two years. But anyway, yeah, hundreds a week that IS an exaggeration.
K: [sighs?!]
C: I've actually had mine since like March 2007.
K: Uh huh.
C: Yeah, but anyway, I- I don't- anyway, if I spend money on the PlayStation Network, it wouldn't be any more than 5-10 dollars a week.
K: Well, I mean, it's not just, you know, your PSN stuff. I'm pretty sure you buy actual games. Uh, you know, so I mean that's gotta add up. I mean if you uh-only have 2000 on your PSN, imagine how much you've been buying for uh, like things like the Wii, and things for your PS3, like, you know, guitar hero controllers and the actual games and stuff. I mean, y-you probably spent m- uh- you if you spend just as much on those things on your PSN, that's $4000 in a year or two. That's ridiculous.
C: [sheepishly] Yeah, I can see that.
K: Th-that's pathetic.
C: Hm.... [long pause] Um... [another long pause]
K: I mean, you know, that's a down payment on a car, Chris. [chuckles]
C: Okay, I guess you're right, I guess that is pathetic.
K: Tch, you're damn straight it is!
C: [sigh] Eehh, but for the record though. Most of the- when I buy stuff on PlayStation Network, it's mostly like, you know, addons for Guitar Hero or LittleBigPlanet. Or addons fo-
K: But that's where they get you.
C: Well, for- or addons for the games I do have. I've- I actually am up-to-date on my add-ons for Burnout Paradise, by the way. I uhh... yeah I don't buy new games at like GameStop[link], or used games at GameStop. The game disks, as much as I do the uh, add-ons.
K: But still, you have- I mean, just to even get the add-ons, you have to actually have to have the game.
C: Yeah, but still. I mean that saves me- that saves me trips to the GameStop to go buy a new game.
K: Games are expensive Chris! I know how expensive games are. You can rack up that much easily by getting less you know, than you do on the PSN. All it takes is a three games and look! There goes almost two hundred dollars. [Skype sound]
C: Hm... now that is an exaggeration right there. I mean...
K: They're like $60 each. Three games would be $180.
C: Yeah, but then you wait a while and then they go down to like 20 or... 30 or 20.
K: That's a long wait, before they go to 20. That's a very, very long wait.
C: Yeah... that is quite a long wait. But still, patience is kinda worth it. I mean- I mean sure. You're looking forward to giving me uh- the new Ratchet and Clank game. It's like you can't even- you can't afford it.
K: [interrupts] Yeah, but I mean. I don't think you're that patient with video games, Chris. Cause I mean, like. You're always- I mean come on! You've got most of this stuff like, brand new, like uh, you're already telling me that you've already put money down at GameStop, so you can't tell me that you're not buying new games at GameStop. You're doing that with the new Guitar Hero. You've- you- you- you know you do that.

Talk:Kacey Call 4

2011-06-04T10:26:07Z

Caxichu:

Transcribed through about 15 minutes, give or take. Man, transcribing Chris is impossible.. half the things he says are unintelligible until the 5th listen. This is an interesting call, though.
-atray13

Can take from 15:00-20:00 probably by the end of this week. --[[User:Caxichu|Caxichu]] 03:30, 15 March 2011 (PDT)
* Will finish off part 3. [[User:Caxichu|Caxichu]] 03:26, 4 June 2011 (PDT)
==Needs narrative summary==
Needs a narrative summary, see the IRC chats for examples.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:56, 4 March 2011 (PST)

Kacey Call 4

2011-05-30T10:40:52Z

Caxichu: Up till 20:00

28 [[August 2009]]

==Highlights==
*Chris begins the call by asking [[Kacey]] if she has an STD (!).
*Kacey received a lot of awards during her high school graduation, Chris is jealous.
*Chris suggests talking about political issues even though he has nothing to say about political issues.
*Kacey asks Chris about things she found on the [[ED]] page.
*Chris totally doesn't drink [[cum]] anymore.
*Chris totally doesn't [[shit]] himself anymore.
*Chris totally isn't gullible anymore
*Chris lies the last time he shat himself was THREE YEARS AGO.
*Chris tries to explain why he has so many fucking [[video game]] accounts.
*Chris whines that he only gets 200 out of his 800 a month, and spends 150 on video games.
*Chris was going to call someone about getting a job, "but then stress happened".
*Chris used credit cards to buy thousands of video games, parents are paying the bills.
*Chris doesn't know why he got a [[CADD]] degree, "I feel more comfortable with drawing da [[comics]] than with da buildings and da computers".
*Chris is sending printed-out [[Sonichu]] comics to Marvel, DC and Dark Horse; thinks they will hire him because he's "very popular".
*[[Mary Lee Walsh]] caused all of his problems.
*Chris is capable of surviving, cooking and doing laundry.
*Chris can't look for a job on the internet because he "doesn't know what to put into a search term"
*Kacey says Sonichu is fanfiction, Chris says it's parody
*Chris lies that he'll look for a job where he works 10 hours a week, Kacey wants him to work 20, eventually he says okay to shut her up
*Kacey tells him not to wear his [[medallion]] to the [[job]] interview and not to draw on the applications; Chris sadly agrees that he won't.
*Chris thanks Kacey for yelling at him.

==Transcript==
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Hi! It's Kacey!
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kacey! How are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm good. Um, how are you? Um, are you doing better?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm feeling better, thank you. I was waiting for you to call me.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, you just said around 11 to 11:30, so I gave you a few extra, you know, minutes just in case.
 '''Chris:''' I see. Yeah, I know, that's cool. I appreciate that. But it's like, you know. Yeah, I mean- I mean no hurry, but I mean, like, you know. I was waiting for the pleasure of talking to you.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, uh, thank you.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so uh, okay, let me go and get and my main questions I had written down in my little notebook out of the way. Um...
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, you have questions? Yeah, go ahead and ask them.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Okay, this is an important one. You don't have any STD's, do you?
 '''Kacey:''' Chris, why would you ask me that?! Of course I don't!
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I'm sorry, I just-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I mean, you know I've only been with one person!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I mean, I just felt like I needed to ask anyway.
 '''Kacey:''' O...okay, that's just...wow!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, I guess I wasn't up...[unintelligible]that wasn't a very good opening topic, I know, I'm sorry. It's just the first one I had on my thing here.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, well I hope the rest of the questions aren't that bad!
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, yeah well here, we'll do a 180 right here, um, yeah, let's, I think we talked about your education background a little bit, you, uh, you said you had honorable grades back in high school?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes, I was 4.0 all the way.
 '''Chris:''' Well that's good. Yeah, you got your diploma and all. Um, okay, did you, uh, ever get any, uh, awards? Um, like, you know right before graduation?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, yeah, like, um, I actually had a couple poems published, and um I actually graduated with way more credits than I needed so I got a merit certificate.
 '''Chris:''' [enthralled] You got a merit certificate?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Tell me about that, what does that do for you?
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, it just goes with your diploma, it shows that you did way more than you needed to do, so, I got that and you know and I did like over 200 hours of community service, so, I got... It's just, it's just something that you... it doesn't really do anything, I mean, awards in high school are nothing, I mean, they don't really help you ever in your life.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah, but it's like, you know the achievement, it just makes you feel better, you know, I wish I would've gotten an award for my creativity back in high school.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, I guess, but high school really doesn't do anything for you so it's not a big deal.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, it does a lot more than you, does a lot more than you think though, you know, I mean it, it's like, uh, it definitely readies you a little more for adult life, which is, uh, what you're gonna be leaving high school for.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, but I mean nobody cares, they look at college all the time, college is way bigger of a deal.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it is a big deal, I agree with that.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, so, any other questions?
 '''Chris:''' Well, okay well yeah, we'll move onto the next one... hmm... yeah... Oh yeah, um, what's yo... uh, you drew your original Kacey in greek ink, uh, it's that like, uh, gel ink?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, yeah, it is a gel pen actually, it's just one of the pens I use for work.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, okay, you generally use a green ink pen, oh, that's... that's interesting.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I like to use different colors.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. [pause] All colors of the rainbow, right?
 '''Kacey:''' [laughs] Yeah, definitely.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, now there's my colorful gal.
 '''Kacey:''' [laughs] Well, Chris, remember, I'm just your friend.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I know, I'm just saying, you know, I'm just trying to be creati... be clever.
 '''Kacey:''' [laughs] Okay, well, um, keep going with questions.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, hmm, do you like sudoku? Doin those sudoku puzzles on the paper?
 '''Kacey:''' No, I actually don't like sudoku, I'm really big into logic puzzles but I've never gotten into Sudoku, I don't like it.
 '''Chris:''' Well that's too bad. It's more on logic(?) you know, you basically just put one through nine in the one box, and then divide compared to the other boxes, the whole big nine box...
 '''Kacey:''' Right, I know what it is, I just don't like it.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, okay, generally...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I'm more of a science person than a math person.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, kay well you know you don't need math. I mean, it's like, okay, similarly you could do like Sudoku with the layers A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I. You could do letters A-I.
 '''Kacey:''' I guess, but I mean, I just really don't like it, so if we could move on to the next question, that'd be awesome.
 '''Chris:''' Well, okay, what's your favorite board game?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, my favorite board game? Um, I haven't really played any in a long time, actually, so I mean...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, of all the board games you've played?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, well the last thing I played was Catan.
 '''Chris:''' Catan? [Kacey: "Yes."] I've never heard of that one.
 '''Kacey:''' You should look it up, you should google it, it's a really awesome game.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, is that spelled with a K?
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, no, it's C-A-T-A-N.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, kay-tawn, okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Kuh-tan.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, alright... so my favorite board game yet... I got a little bit into Monopoly, but, I don't... yeah, I mean I can call that like my second favorite board game, um, I don't, I mean, I guess... and plus, I mean, I have the original Sega Genesis cartridge, and you know, every once in a while I would play that, and I would beat the computer! [He seems proud of this.]
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, okay, cool... well, um, uh go ahead and keep going with the questions.
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Alright, well here's a fun one for you you might like. Did you have a favorite toy growing up?
 '''Kacey:''' A favorite toy? Um, yeah, my Easy-Bake Oven.
 '''Chris:''' Your Easy-Bake Oven?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I loved that Easy-Bake Oven.
 '''Chris:''' Hah. Yeah, I can reali...I can recogn...I can understand that. Hah. Make the little small things with the little lightbulb, it's fun. Uh, my favorite toy is this little uh fisher-price Transformer, it was like you know my first transformer, so it's like, uh it's a little red indy racecar, that transforms into a little buddy, you actually gotta pop the guy's head in for the full transformation... [pause] so I was... yeah that's pretty much... yeah you'd have to see it to pretty much get it, but... if you look it up, I'm sure you can find pictures...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, fisher price... hmm... oh and something else, I think, I feel like I can probably make you feel comfortable with, to talk about, we can talk about some of your, uh, favorite potta-lickal issues, or we can talk about your favorite episodes of House or the office, and then uh, I'll just listen, take it all in, and learn about you more as a friend, you know?
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, well, um, let's do polla-tickle... political issues, why don't you start?
 '''Chris:''' Alright...heh...why don't I start.I mean, you know more about politics than I do...uh... *pause, then frustrated sigh* I'm trying anyway, I'm trying to come up with a good political topic in my head right now.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, if you can't, I mean do you have any other questions?
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I just thought, you know... Okay, what's the most recent political thing that's, you know, on your mind, now, at this point?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, probably healthcare, cause, you know, that's what I'm going to be doing.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, that's right, you're, uh, you're...[stammers] you're working towards getting your nurse degree.
 '''Kacey:''' Yup.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, um, we've talked about that a little before...hmm...yeah, let me see if I remember... yeah, I think you kind of agreed with me with I said like, yeah... not everyone can afford healthcare, it's like you know...and assist... and then yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' Actually, Chris, I think you agreed with ME, because you didn't even know about reformed healthcare, you just knew about socialist healthcare.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah, that's true, I did agree with you. And then you kind of agreed with you know, when I was talking about my father and me going down to Tom Perriello's office and then he brought that up... but yeah it was like agreeing with him about it as well, yeah and then you, we talked about it, and [unintelligible] was agreeing too.
 '''Kacey:''' Right... well do you have any other questions? Cause there's something on my mind that I really need to talk to you about.
 '''Chris:''' Oh! We could talk about that.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, um, so you know all these trolls have been bothering me right?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' So I was talking to my aunt about it, she's a nurse too, and you know she got really suspicious and, um, she googled your name, and you know, some of the things that the trolls have been saying, I think they might be true, I mean what is, you know, it's disturbing, and it's making me really uneasy especially since, you know you've said you think about me to such a degree, and I mean, it's just like... I mean, I know you've talked about the ED site before, but I mean, is a lot of that true? Like, why are you doing half those things in those videos? And, I thought you were anti-gay and you're drinking your own cum? It's gross, and it's just... it's bothering me!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, okay yeah, that is a whole bunch... that is a whole bunch of skeletons in my closet.
 '''Kacey:''' But I mean, why would you do that? Do they make you do that?!
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no... As for the uh... yeah... I pretty much volunteered myself to be doing that, cause it was like, you know I considered it like recycling, so it's like, you know, I didn't have to lose it, and plus you know I read on the internet there was like health benefits.
 '''Kacey:''' Health benefits of what, of doing that?!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' There's no real health benefits, those are all myths, I mean it doesn't help your hair, doesn't help your nails, there's not enough protein in it. I mean, is that the whole reason you did it?
 '''Chris:''' Anyway, anyway, I've stopped... anyway, I've stopped doing that months ago.
 '''Kacey:''' Well that's GOOD, but, I mean, there's no point in doing it. I mean... I... I... I mean especially not if you were so anti-gay. I mean, it's just, I mean most people would see that and say "Wow, this guy must be at least bisexual!"
 '''Chris:''' *sigh* Yeah, okay yeah, I can definitely see it from your point of view and I understand. *sigh* Yeah, but I take it like... I learn from my mistakes, and... yeah... I've grown to the understanding and whatnot. Um, anyway, yeah, mostly like other stuff like you know the posts... and the videos, and me drawing, you know, I've drawn on my dick, and pictures of that, yeah...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay well, [Chris interjects saying "I was talking!"] Hey, no, no, let me go! Okay, another thing that really disturbed me is, apparently, you told these trolls that you, uh, that you shit yourself? I mean, what the hell Chris?
 '''Chris:''' [falsetto] Ehh, prettty much... I mean, I'm more in control of my bowel movements nowadays, and yeah, I... I do that less.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean... you're 27... do you just not make it to the bathroom?... or, or what?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... Yeah, I just don't make it to the...bathroom quickly enough.
 '''Kacey:''' [incredulous] Wh... how how do you not know? Your body... gives you... you know... it lets you KNOW that... something... it's like, I mean, like when was the last time it happened if you're so in control?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, the last time it happened... yeah it was like three years ago.
 '''Kacey:''' Three years ago?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' Well it said that this happened recently so are these lies?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah they're, yeah they, yeah I would say they are exaggerating those. If it happened recently those are lies.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay okay but- [Chris chants 'the last time I' over and over] you've got to see that all this stuff is disturbing to me.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah I can, yeah I can, I can relate to that. I can understand how you feel. Yeah. I-I would be uneasy too if I was, if I was, if I wasn't myself and I was reading that, you know, about myself or... yeah. [sighs] Most of the information they got on that ED page... [silence] it's like conned out of me, they conned out of me from pretending to be the past women I've talked to like Blanca... Weiss or uh...
 '''Kacey:''' Okay but you can't blame other people. Those people aren't near you. You can't say that they made you give them those videos. What- [Chris tries to interrupt] This is why your parents are mad at you right now!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah plus I was more gullible back then. And I'm, and [sheepish] I've been less gullible for the past few months. And now. [silence] I'm working on these things and I'm moving on from- I'm moving on and trying to put all that behind me. Plus, I've, I've got a responsible detective, uh, up in the FBI to take, to help, to help to towards the down-taking of the website and the downfall of the trolls!
 '''Kacey:''' OK, but still, Chris, I mean, Chris you need to understand this stuff is kind of disturbing, and I mean like, OK look, like I mean, like stuff you ''do'' in real life. Like, if most people touched me as much as you did, I would've gone off with them, but I mean, I'm trying to be polite because I know you have difficulties, and I mean that you, like you say "slow-in-the-mind", but I mean you've gotta understand you can't keep doing this shit.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand that... [pause] I understand that.
 '''Kacey:''' And besides, you keep saying that the cops don't care about things. I mean, you've really gotta let some of this stuff ''go''! I mean, I mean don't be slow-in-the-mind with that! I mean, if they don't care they're not-they're never gonna help you, and even just one lone detective isn't gonna be able to do anything.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... [stammers] Yeah also I did go to Tom [unintelligible] about that and talk to him about that.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, what exactly is he going to do? [Talking over Chris] And I mean, like, what about your counselors at church? I mean, do they know all this? Do they know this stuff?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, they know, yeah they, more or less, uh, know about what's been going on in the ED page, yeah. I mean ne- I mean, the people- I mean, between my pastor Elizabeth and… my pastoral counselor [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]], uh yeah, they're ashamed with the, the church and all that being… on the internet and put on the ED page and being slandered around in that sense. And yeah, I can [unintelligible, "call them up and relate to that"?] as well, and… I just want them to think they'll try not to think- that's just one of the bad pieces, to let you know. I mean, I'm not ignorant, I know about it, I understand it, I just can't-[Kacey interrupts here]
 '''Kacey:''' But Chris, okay, there was a ''video'' of you [laughing] humping a [[PlayStation 3]]! What the ''hell''?
 '''Chris:''' [stammering] I was- I was blackmailed into that. By, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' But the- how were they blackmailing you? These people are on the internet! How are they blackmailing you? [Chris tries to interrupt] You- they're not going to do anything to you!
 '''Chris:''' Okay- okay, Kacey, yeah, this happened like a month ago but like… two months ago. About one- about over a… Yeah I'd say, yeah closer to two months now. Uh, anyway yeah this person [[Jack Thaddeus]] got hold of the majority of my [[PlayStation Network]] accounts, including my main- my main American one and my secondary American one, and, my and my import accounts including my Japan, Hong Kong and German…
 '''Kacey:''' Wait wait wait wait, you were doing this over a PlayStation account? ''That's'' what all this was about?
 '''Chris:''' Not just one but a whole- but uh, but the majority, but the [drown out by Kacey]
 '''Kacey:''' It's [[List of Chris's games|'''video games''']]! It's- oh my gosh, you could've easily called them and they would understood, I mean… It's video games, [Chris tries to interrupt] you were letting them get to you that bad over a video game?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, okay, [tries to continue, drown out by Kacey]
 '''Kacey:''' '''Chris'''! Think about what you're ''doing''!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, ohkay, okay Kacey. Before that- before I made- before th- that video happened, let me give you the- let me start from the beginning here.
 '''Kacey:''' No, no! You're- you did[?] this for a video game? It doesn't matter what they did. These are nameless people behind a computer screen. They're not gonna do anything to you! Uh-h You did this- you're giving them all this stuff over a video game! I mean, you need to grow up!
 '''Chris:''': [moaning] Kacey, I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm talking Kacey, please. Uh, let me start figuring ou- okay, Jack Thaddeus got all of my Playstation Network accounts. And uh, then I tried- and then I called up- called the American Playstation company and uh, got both of my American accounts back and I was put on a one-month ban because they considered like[?] gamesharing, and that was my- my third- my third strike against me on that. And they're like, you know, next time it might be permanent.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, then cut you losses. Is it really worth it? Is it worth having this on the internet for the rest of your life over an account on a PS3?
 '''Chris:''': [moaning again] Yeah, but it's a- [sighs] You know, you just wanna make contain[?] more about how the accounts are linked like you know- the PlayStation titles and the titles that really affected to be copied to the PSP-
 '''Kacey:''' It doesn't matter, it's a video game. You cut your losses and you tell them "Fine, take it!". Then, I mean, then, it- it's not worth it-
 '''Chris:''': And you better put two thousand dollars on my main American [unintelligible]
 '''Kacey:''' Woah woah! You've spent two thousand dollars on video games!? Why would you ever spend that much on video games? What did you get?
 '''Chris:''': Plus, and plus this was over the course of like, two-three years.
 '''Kacey:''' [Talking over Chris] I haven't spent that much on video games in two to three years.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, ehh, I didn't have a girlfriend.
 '''Kacey:''' Even if it's two years, it's a thousand dollars a year! It doesn't matter if you have a girlfriend or not. That- That's insane. That's like those people who play Halo all the time, and they do nothing.
 '''Chris:''': [long pause before sigh] Anyway, getting back to- anyway, getting back to- getting back on track here. Yeah, I got my American accounts back. I had to look

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User:Caxichu/Transcription1

2011-05-30T10:10:02Z

Caxichu:

'''Chris:''': Yeah, they kno-, yeah, they more or less know what's been going on in the ED page. Yeah. I mean, there- I mean, the people- I mean, between my pastor and- my pastor Elizabeth and my pastoral counselor Rocky, uh yeah, they're ashamed with uhhh, the church and all that [pause] being on the internet and being put on the ED page and being slandered around in that sense. [pause] And I, yeah, can I- I can total- I've been relating with that as well and [pause] I just wanna think- I'll just try not to think- I just wanted a bad [something] so that, you know... I mean, I'm not ignorant really. I know that, I understand it. I just li-
 '''Kacey:''' But Chris, okay. There was a video of you humping a PlayStation 3! What the hell?
 '''Chris:''': [Stammering] I- I was blackmailed into that. By-
 '''Kacey:''' But n- [Chris tries to interrupt] how are they blackmailing you? These people are on the internets. How are they blackmailing you? You- They're not gonna do anything to you.
 '''Chris:''': [Finally speaking over Kacey] Okay, ok. Ka cey. Yeah. This happened like a month, like ov- like two months ago. Ov-about-one-about-over, yeah I'd say, yeah, close to two months now. Uhh, anyway. This person Jack Thaddeus got ahold of the majority of my PlayStation Network accounts, including my main- my main American one, my secondary American one and, my in- my import account including my Japan, Hong Kong, and [gets interrupted]
 '''Kacey:''' Wait, wait wait wait. You were doing this over a PlayStation account? That's what all this is about?
 '''Chris:''': Not just one, but a who- but the- but the majo- but the whole bunch of accoun-
 '''Kacey:''' [Bewildered] It's video games! It's, oh my gosh, you could have easily called them, and they would've understood. It's video g- you were letting them get to you that bad over a video game?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, okay. Okay before-
 '''Kacey:''' Chris! Think about what you're doing!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, ohkay, okay Kacey. Before that- before I made- before th- that video happened, let me give you the- let me start from the beginning here.
 '''Kacey:''' No, no! You're- you did[?] this for a video game? It doesn't matter what they did. These are nameless people behind a computer screen. They're not gonna do anything to you! Uh-h You did this- you're giving them all this stuff over a video game! I mean, you need to grow up!
 '''Chris:''': [moaning] Kacey, I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm talking Kacey, please. Uh, let me start figuring ou- okay, Jack Thaddeus got all of my Playstation Network accounts. And uh, then I tried- and then I called up- called the American Playstation company and uh, got both of my American accounts back and I was put on a one-month ban because they considered like[?] gamesharing, and that was my- my third- my third strike against me on that. And they're like, you know, next time it might be permanent.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, then cut you losses. Is it really worth it? Is it worth having this on the internet for the rest of your life over an account on a PS3?
 '''Chris:''': [moaning again] Yeah, but it's a- [sighs] You know, you just wanna make contain[?] more about how the accounts are linked like you know- the PlayStation titles and the titles that really affected to be copied to the PSP-
 '''Kacey:''' It doesn't matter, it's a video game. You cut your losses and you tell them "Fine, take it!". Then, I mean, then, it- it's not worth it-
 '''Chris:''': And you better put two thousand dollars on my main American [unintelligible]
 '''Kacey:''' Woah woah! You've spent two thousand dollars on video games!? Why would you ever spend that much on video games? What did you get?
 '''Chris:''': Plus, and plus this was over the course of like, two-three years.
 '''Kacey:''' [Talking over Chris] I haven't spent that much on video games in two to three years.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, ehh, I didn't have a girlfriend.
 '''Kacey:''' Even if it's two years, it's a thousand dollars a year! It doesn't matter if you have a girlfriend or not. That- That's insane. That's like those people who play Halo all the time, and they do nothing.
 '''Chris:''': [long pause before sigh] Anyway, getting back to- anyway, getting back to- getting back on track here. Yeah, I got my American accounts back. I had to look

User:Caxichu/Transcription1

2011-04-15T06:35:51Z

Caxichu:

'''Chris:''': Yeah, they kno-, yeah, they more or less know what's been going on in the ED page. Yeah. I mean, there- I mean, the people- I mean, between my pastor and- my pastor Elizabeth and my pastoral counselor Rocky, uh yeah, they're ashamed with uhhh, the church and all that [pause] being on the internet and being put on the ED page and being slandered around in that sense. [pause] And I, yeah, can I- I can total- I've been relating with that as well and [pause] I just wanna think- I'll just try not to think- I just wanted a bad [something] so that, you know... I mean, I'm not ignorant really. I know that, I understand it. I just li-
 '''Kacey:''' But Chris, okay. There was a video of you humping a PlayStation 3! What the hell?
 '''Chris:''': [Stammering] I- I was blackmailed into that.
 '''Kacey:''' But n- [Chris tries to interrupt] how are they blackmailing you? These people are on the internets. How are they blackmailing you? You- They're not gonna do anything to you.
 '''Chris:''': [Finally speaking over Kacey] Okay, ok. KAcey. Yeah. This happened like a month, like ov- like two months ago. Ov-about-one-about-over, yeah I'd say, yeah, close to two months now. Uhh, anyway. This person Jack Thaddeus got ahold of the majority of my PlayStation Network accounts, including my main- my main American one, my secondary American one and, my in- my import account including my Japan, Hong Kong, and [gets interrupted]
 '''Kacey:''' Wait, wait wait wait. You were doing this over a PlayStation account? That's what all this is about?
 '''Chris:''': Not just one, but a who- but the- but the majo- but the who bunch of accoun-
 '''Kacey:''' [Bewildered] It's video games! It's, oh my gosh, you could have easily called them, and they would've understood. It's video g- you were letting them get to you that bad over a video game?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, okay. Okay before-
 '''Kacey:''' Chris! Think about what you're doing!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, ohkay, okay Kacey. Before that- before I made- before th- that video happened, let me give you the- let me start from the beginning here.
 '''Kacey:''' No, no! You're- you did[?] this for a video game? It doesn't matter what they did. These are nameless people behind a computer screen. They're not gonna do anything to you! Uh-h You did this- you're giving them all this stuff over a video game! I mean, you need to grow up!
 '''Chris:''': [moaning] Kacey, I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm talking Kacey, please. Uh, let me start figuring ou- okay, Jack Thaddeus got all of my Playstation Network accounts. And uh, then I tried- and then I called up- called the American Playstation company and uh, got both of my American accounts back and I was put on a one-month ban because they considered like[?] gamesharing, and that was my- my third- my third strike against me on that. And they're like, you know, next time it might be permanent.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, then cut you losses. Is it really worth it? Is it worth having this on the internet for the rest of your life over an account on a PS3?
 '''Chris:''': [moaning again] Yeah, but it's a- [sighs] You know, you just wanna make contain[?] more about how the accounts are linked right to no- the PlayStation titles and the titles that really affected to be copied to the PSP-
 '''Kacey:''' It doesn't matter, it's a video game. You cut your losses and you tell them "Fine, take it!". Then, I mean, then, it- it's not worth it-
 '''Chris:''': And you better put two thousand dollars on my main American [unintelligible]
 '''Kacey:''' Woah woah! You've spent two thousand dollars on video games!? Why would you ever spend that much on video games? What did you get?
 '''Chris:''': Plus, and plus this was over the course of like, two-three years.
 '''Kacey:''' [Talking over Chris] I haven't spent that much on video games in two to three years.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, ehh, I didn't have a girlfriend.
 '''Kacey:''' Even if it's two years, it's a thousand dollars a year! It doesn't matter if you have a girlfriend or not. That- That's insane. That's like those people who play Halo all the time, and they do nothing.
 '''Chris:''': [long pause before sigh] Anyway, getting back to- anyway, getting back to- getting back on track here. Yeah, I got my American accounts back. I had to look

User:Caxichu/Transcription1

2011-04-02T07:42:42Z

Caxichu:

'''Chris:''': Yeah, they kno-, yeah, they more or less know what's been going on in the ED page. Yeah. I mean, there- I mean, the people- I mean, between my pastor and- my pastor Elizabeth and my pastoral counselor Rocky, uh yeah, they're ashamed with uhhh, the church and all that [pause] being on the internet and being put on the ED page and being slandered around in that sense. [pause] And I, yeah, can I- I can total- I've been relating with that as well and [pause] I just wanna think- I'll just try not to think- I just wanted a bad [something] so that, you know... I mean, I'm not ignorant really. I know that, I understand it. I just li-
 '''Kacey:''' But Chris, okay. There was a video of you humping a PlayStation 3! What the hell?
 '''Chris:''': [Stammering] I- I was blackmailed into that.
 '''Kacey:''' But n- [Chris tries to interrupt] how are they blackmailing you? These people are on the internets. How are they blackmailing you? You- They're not gonna do anything to you.
 '''Chris:''': [Finally speaking over Kacey] Okay, ok. KAcey. Yeah. This happened like a month, like ov- like two months ago. Ov-about-one-about-over, yeah I'd say, yeah, close to two months now. Uhh, anyway. This person Jack Thaddeus got ahold of the majority of my PlayStation Network accounts, including my main- my main American one, my secondary American one and, my in- my import account including my Japan, Hong Kong, and [gets interrupted]
 '''Kacey:''' Wait, wait wait wait. You were doing this over a PlayStation account? That's what all this is about?
 '''Chris:''': Not just one, but a who- but the- but the majo- but the who bunch of accoun-
 '''Kacey:''' [Bewildered] It's video games! It's, oh my gosh, you could have easily called them, and they would've understood. It's video g- you were letting them get to you that bad over a video game?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, okay. Okay before-
 '''Kacey:''' Chris! Think about what you're doing!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, ohkay, okay Kacey. Before that- before I made- before th- that video happened, let me give you the- let me start from the beginning here.
 '''Kacey:''' No, no! You're- you did[?] this for a video game? It doesn't matter what they did. These are nameless people behind a computer screen. They're not gonna do anything to you! Uh-h You did this- you're giving them all this stuff over a video game! I mean, you need to grow up!
 '''Chris:''': [moaning] Kacey, I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm talking Kacey, please. Uh, let me start figuring ou- okay, Jack Thaddeus got all of my Playstation Network accounts. And uh, then I tried- and then I called up- called the American Playstation company and uh, got both of my American accounts back and I was put on a one-month ban because they considered like[?] gamesharing, and that was my- my third- my third strike against me on that. And they're like, you know, next time it might be permanent.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, then cut you losses. Is it really worth it? Is it worth having this on the internet for the rest of your life over an account on a PS3?
 '''Chris:''': [moaning again] Yeah, but it's a- [sighs] You know, you will make it tain[?] more about how the accounts are linked right to no- the PlayStation tows[?] tiles[?] have really affected the copies of TFT
 '''Kacey:''' It doesn't matter, it's a video game. You cut your losses and you tell them "Fine, take it!". Then, I mean, then, it- it's not worth it-
 '''Chris:''': And you better put two thousand dollars on my main American [unintelligible]
 '''Kacey:''' Woah woah! You've spent two thousand dollars on video games!? Why would you ever spend that much on video games? What did you get?
 '''Chris:''': Plus, and plus this was over the course of like, two-three years.
 '''Kacey:''' [Talking over Chris] I haven't spent that much on video games in two to three years.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, ehh, I didn't have a girlfriend.
 '''Kacey:''' Even if it's two years, it's a thousand dollars a year! It doesn't matter if you have a girlfriend or not. That- That's insane. That's like those people who play Halo all the time, and they do nothing.
 '''Chris:''': [long pause before sigh] Anyway, getting back to- anyway, getting back to- getting back on track here. Yeah, I got my American accounts back. I had to look

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2011-04-02T07:41:42Z

Caxichu:

'''Chris:''': Yeah, they kno-, yeah, they more or less know what's been going on in the ED page. Yeah. I mean, there- I mean, the people- I mean, between my pastor and- my pastor Elizabeth and my pastoral counselor Rocky, uh yeah, they're ashamed with uhhh, the church and all that [pause] being on the internet and being put on the ED page and being slandered around in that sense. [pause] And I, yeah, can I- I can total- I've been relating with that as well and [pause] I just wanna think- I'll just try not to think- I just wanted a bad [something] so that, you know... I mean, I'm not ignorant really. I know that, I understand it. I just li-
 '''Kacey:''' But Chris, okay. There was a video of you humping a PlayStation 3! What the hell?
 '''Chris:''': [Stammering] I- I was blackmailed into that.
 '''Kacey:''' But n- [Chris tries to interrupt] how are they blackmailing you? These people are on the internets. How are they blackmailing you? You- They're not gonna do anything to you.
 '''Chris:''': [Finally speaking over Kacey] Okay, ok. KAcey. Yeah. This happened like a month, like ov- like two months ago. Ov-about-one-about-over, yeah I'd say, yeah, close to two months now. Uhh, anyway. This person Jack Thaddeus got ahold of the majority of my PlayStation Network accounts, including my main- my main American one, my secondary American one and, my in- my import account including my Japan, Hong Kong, and [gets interrupted]
 '''Kacey:''' Wait, wait wait wait. You were doing this over a PlayStation account? That's what all this is about?
 '''Chris:''': Not just one, but a who- but the- but the majo- but the who bunch of accoun-
 '''Kacey:''' [Bewildered] It's video games! It's, oh my gosh, you could have easily called them, and they would've understood. It's video g- you were letting them get to you that bad over a video game?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, okay. Okay before-
 '''Kacey:''' Chris! Think about what you're doing!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, ohkay, okay Kacey. BEfore that- before I made- before th- that video happened, let me give you the- let me start from the beginning here.
 '''Kacey:''' No, no! You're- you did[?] this for a video game? It doesn't matter what they did. These are nameless people behind a computer screen. They're not gonna do anything to you! Uh-h You did this- you're giving them all this stuff over a video game! I mean, you need to grow up!
 '''Chris:''': [moaning] Kacey, I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm talking Kacey, please. Uh, let me start figuring ou- okay, Jack Thaddeus got all of my Playstation Network accounts. And uh, then I tried- and then I called up- called the American Playstation company and uh, got both of my American accounts back and I was put on a one-month ban because they considered like[?] gamesharing, and that was my- my third- my third strike against me on that. And they're like, you know, next time it might be permanent.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, then cut you losses. Is it really worth it? Is it worth having this on the internet for the rest of your life over an account on a PS3?
 '''Chris:''': [moaning again] Yeah, but it's a- [sighs] You know, you will make it tain[?] more about how the accounts are linked right to no- the PlayStation tows[?] tiles[?] have really affected the copies of TFT
 '''Kacey:''' It doesn't matter, it's a video game. You cut your losses and you tell them "Fine, take it!". Then, I mean, then, it- it's not worth it-
 '''Chris:''': And you better put two thousand dollars on my main American [unintelligible]
 '''Kacey:''' Woah woah! You've spent two thousand dollars on video games!? Why would you ever spend that much on video games? What did you get?
 '''Chris:''': Plus, and plus this was over the course of like, two-three years.
 '''Kacey:''' [Talking over Chris] I haven't spent that much on video games in two to three years.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, ehh, I didn't have a girlfriend.
 '''Kacey:''' Even if it's two years, it's a thousand dollars a year! It doesn't matter if you have a girlfriend or not. That- That's insane. That's like those people who play Halo all the time, and they do nothing.
 '''Chris:''': [long pause before sigh] Anyway, getting back to- anyway, getting back to- getting back on track here. Yeah, I got my American accounts back. I had to look

User:Caxichu/Transcription1

2011-04-02T07:39:39Z

Caxichu: Created page with " '''Chris:''': Yeah, they kno-, yeah, they more or less know what's been going on in the ED page. Yeah. I mean, there- I mean, the people- I mean, betwee..."

'''Chris:''': Yeah, they kno-, yeah, they more or less know what's been going on in the ED page. Yeah. I mean, there- I mean, the people- I mean, between my pastor and- my pastor Elizabeth and my pastoral counselor Rocky, uh yeah, they're ashamed with uhhh, the church and all that [pause] being on the internet and being put on the ED page and being slandered around in that sense. [pause] And I, yeah, can I- I can total- I've been relating with that as well and [pause] I just wanna think- I'll just try not to think- I just wanted a bad [something] so that, you know... I mean, I'm not ignorant really. I know that, I understand it. I just li-
K: But Chris, okay. There was a video of you humping a PlayStation 3! What the hell?
 '''Chris:''': [Stammering] I- I was blackmailed into that.
K: But n- [Chris tries to interrupt] how are they blackmailing you? These people are on the internets. How are they blackmailing you? You- They're not gonna do anything to you.
 '''Chris:''': [Finally speaking over Kacey] Okay, ok. KAcey. Yeah. This happened like a month, like ov- like two months ago. Ov-about-one-about-over, yeah I'd say, yeah, close to two months now. Uhh, anyway. This person Jack Thaddeus got ahold of the majority of my PlayStation Network accounts, including my main- my main American one, my secondary American one and, my in- my import account including my Japan, Hong Kong, and [gets interrupted]
K: Wait, wait wait wait. You were doing this over a PlayStation account? That's what all this is about?
 '''Chris:''': Not just one, but a who- but the- but the majo- but the who bunch of accoun-
K: [Bewildered] It's video games! It's, oh my gosh, you could have easily called them, and they would've understood. It's video g- you were letting them get to you that bad over a video game?
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, okay. Okay before-
K: Chris! Think about what you're doing!
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, ohkay, okay Kacey. BEfore that- before I made- before th- that video happened, let me give you the- let me start from the beginning here.
K: No, no! You're- you did[?] this for a video game? It doesn't matter what they did. These are nameless people behind a computer screen. They're not gonna do anything to you! Uh-h You did this- you're giving them all this stuff over a video game! I mean, you need to grow up!
 '''Chris:''': [moaning] Kacey, I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm talking Kacey, please. Uh, let me start figuring ou- okay, Jack Thaddeus got all of my Playstation Network accounts. And uh, then I tried- and then I called up- called the American Playstation company and uh, got both of my American accounts back and I was put on a one-month ban because they considered like[?] gamesharing, and that was my- my third- my third strike against me on that. And they're like, you know, next time it might be permanent.
K: Okay, then cut you losses. Is it really worth it? Is it worth having this on the internet for the rest of your life over an account on a PS3?
 '''Chris:''': [moaning again] Yeah, but it's a- [sighs] You know, you will make it tain[?] more about how the accounts are linked right to no- the PlayStation tows[?] tiles[?] have really affected the copies of TFT
K: It doesn't matter, it's a video game. You cut your losses and you tell them "Fine, take it!". Then, I mean, then, it- it's not worth it-
 '''Chris:''': And you better put two thousand dollars on my main American [unintelligible]
K: Woah woah! You've spent two thousand dollars on video games!? Why would you ever spend that much on video games? What did you get?
 '''Chris:''': Plus, and plus this was over the course of like, two-three years.
K: [Talking over Chris] I haven't spent that much on video games in two to three years.
 '''Chris:''': Yeah, ehh, I didn't have a girlfriend.
K: Even if it's two years, it's a thousand dollars a year! It doesn't matter if you have a girlfriend or not. That- That's insane. That's like those people who play Halo all the time, and they do nothing.
 '''Chris:''': [long pause before sigh] Anyway, getting back to- anyway, getting back to- getting back on track here. Yeah, I got my American accounts back. I had to look

Talk:Kacey Call 4

2011-03-15T10:30:26Z

Caxichu: Commitment

Transcribed through about 15 minutes, give or take. Man, transcribing Chris is impossible.. half the things he says are unintelligible until the 5th listen. This is an interesting call, though.
-atray13

Can take from 15:00-20:00 probably by the end of this week. --[[User:Caxichu|Caxichu]] 03:30, 15 March 2011 (PDT)
==Needs narrative summary==
Needs a narrative summary, see the IRC chats for examples.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:56, 4 March 2011 (PST)

The Moon

2010-11-20T08:55:21Z

Caxichu: Correcting science details nobody cares about.

[[Image:Moon.jpg|thumb|'''THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON''' IRL...]]

'''The Moon''' (''Luna''; Σελήνη ''Selene'') is Earth's only natural satellite. It is also the only entity that is of comparable size to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] [[Chris and his Ego|ego]]. It also plays an important role in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' universe]].

==The Moon to Chris==
While the Moon is generally considered an object of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU9SNOvLW6E beauty and mystery], Chris sees it as nothing more than a garbage dump/prison camp to send all of the world's "undesirables," chiefly [[tobacky]] and evil dudes. (See below)
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==In the comics==
[[Image:Damoon.jpg|thumb|...and in the comic. Kinda lost a lot of its splendor, huh?]]

The Moon first appeared in ''[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]'', where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] both professed their love for each other while gazing upon it.

In ''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'', the generic, throw-away villain [[Metal Sonichu]] was defeated and tossed into the Moon by [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] and Sonichu.

[[Silvana]] was born and raised on the Moon by [[Count Graduon]], who also [[Sarah Reveals Herself#Chris_draws_Rosechu_with_a_dick|gave her a penis for no real reason]]. She is quoted in an interview with ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' as saying that the Moon is "very lonely" and that there are "no friends on the Moon".

In ''[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]'', magical moonbeams turn Chris's dog [[Patti-chan]] into a sentient being capable of human speech.

''[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]'' indicates that the CWCville authorities launch regular Moon-shot operations in partnership with NASA to do away with any contraband. Vacationers on the Moon may therefore be guaranteed a regular supply of free marijuana, tobacky, and other delightful mind-altering substances.

Before putting his comics on hiatus, Chris announced on the [[CWC Blog]] that he planned to toss [[Count Graduon]] into the Moon, where Graduon would possess [[Metal Sonichu]] and become a key villain in the events of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] and beyond.
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==In reality==
[[Image:Themfingmoon.jpg|thumb|left|What will inevitably happen if Chris keeps shooting all the bad guys to the moon.]]

Although he has softened his stance regarding [[alcohol]], Chris remains firmly opposed to [[tobacky]]. The Moon is where he believes a rocket containing every last scrap of the offending plant should be shot — not the Sun, according to the tortuous reasoning he cobbled together in an [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from January 2009.

{{quote|I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well.|Chris, showing that there is no limit to how stupid he can be.}}

Now, he's definitely [[Honor Roll|confusing the meaning of "galaxy" with that of "solar system,"]] but that doesn't make the statement any less stupid. On a similar note, he seems to have missed the memo that Pluto is no longer a planet as of 2006, as he only watches cartoons as opposed to news programs. Also, regarding Chris's claim of tobacky poisoning the solar system, he fails to realize that the molecules responsible for the smell of tobacco would be dissociated well within Mercury's orbit by radiation powered by the Sun's thermonuclear core. However, this fact will not permeate through Chris's hollow skull because he's too retarded to grasp even basic science.
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==See also==
*[[Fan:Moon-Pals|''Moon-Pals'']]
*[[Tobacky]]

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