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Talk:Abusive babysitter

2014-06-16T03:55:55Z

Chandler:

I got your message Champ, I guess I need to find a better excuse to RRAAAARLL. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 12:06, 10 May 2009 (CEST)

== De-stubification ==

I might try and edit this into a full article. Wish me luck, gentlemen. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 17:11, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

:Good luck. I'll take a bash at it as well, once you're through --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:15, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

::Okay, I tried my best (with the few sources there are). Basically I just elaborated on select parts. Unless the big guy reveals anything more about his babysitter, this article will forever remain a stub. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 17:24, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

::*Well it's a small article, which isn't necessarily bad. I think we should try to remind ourselves that just because it's small doesn't mean it doesn't warrant an article. Stubs should more or less be articles that are only a sentence long and there to get the ball holding.
:::Hasn't Chris mentioned the babysitter more than once? We need to list every instance Chris has mentioned her in any media that's available.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:18, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

== Possible rename? ==
Would it be more appropriate to rename this page "Roach" or something similar? It seems odd to me to refer to her as the Abusive babysitter when we know at least part of her actual name. --[[User:Obligatory|Obligatory]] 11:04, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

:I'd say no, because the page isn't really about her, but Chris's distorted perception of what happened. (Who remembers anything from when they were 1 1/2 anyway?) Her name is just a part of the story, not the story itself. Perhaps a redirect? [[User:Smokedaddy|Smokedaddy]] 13:44, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

Chris's Big Night Out

2013-12-24T08:19:29Z

Chandler: added the. this isn't russia.

[[Image:Cwcgreatime.PNG|thumb|left|He had a great time. :D]]
[[Image:Z100_0533.jpg|thumb|Hail Satan!]]
On 12 [[June 2009]], [[Chris]] visited a local bar/restaurant, where he encountered a pair of fans who recorded and uploaded clips of their time spent with Chris to [[YouTube]]. This event has been referred to as '''Chris's Big Night Out'''.

==Grip 'n' Sip==
In the first video, Chris broke his twenty-seven-year period of abstaining from [[alcohol]] and had a sip (and then two tall glasses) of [[Wikipedia:Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]] (coincidentally, an [[IBA]] Official Cocktail). Chris reportedly{{cite}} tried the drink because he saw [[Wikipedia:Marge Simpson|Marge Simpson]] try it in [[Wikipedia:The Great Money Caper|an episode]] of ''[[The Simpsons]]'', and because it didn't sound like a very alcoholic drink, which is ironic because it contains vodka, triple sec, rum, tequila and gin (plus lemon juice, simple syrup and [[Coke]]). Note that, when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction as when he swallows his [[navy]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Grip 'n' Sip
| image = {{#ev:youtube|xuTPXv9Mthg}}
| Stardate = 12 [[June 2009]]
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris Loves The Nightlife|Chris Loves The Nightlife]]
}}

{{quote|Mmm! Goes down salty.}}

===Transcript===
[[Image:Cwc_salty_iced_tea.jpg|thumb|What was going through Chris's mind.]]
'''Girl:''' So… so what do you have right now, Chris?

'''Chris:''' Long Island Iced Tea.

[''The camera is turned sideways'']

'''Guy:''' Say that one more time?

'''Chris:''' Long Island Iced Tea.

'''Guy:''' All right… rock it!

'''Girl:''' Okay!

[''Chris shuts his eyes and takes a tiny sip'']

'''Girl:''' What do you think of it?

[''Chris swallows the sip with some difficulty'']

'''Chris:''' Mmm! [[Semen|Goes down salty]].

'''Girl:''' Kinda salty?

'''Chris:''' Yeah… but it's pretty tasty.

'''Girl:''' Yeah.

'''Guy:''' Rock on! All right!

'''Girl:''' So… ''look excited!''

[''Chris smiles almost imperceptibly'']

'''Girl:''' [''laughs''] You don't look very excited!

'''Guy:''' No, “excited”—no, “excited”—“Excited” is—

==Chris Loves The Nightlife==
In another notable video, Chris dances around and sings "[[Wikipedia:I Love the Nightlife|I Love the Nightlife]]" like a [[autism|retard]]. While it's not surprising that Chris still thinks he can sing, it's shocking that he visited a club, since he's said before that he would never do such a thing.

It should come as no surprise to anyone—except perhaps Chris—that "I Love the Nightlife" is a song with a large [[gay]] following. Long-time trolls will notice that Chris made use of this same song during his [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] video. It should be noted that this song was also featured in several episodes of ''The Simpsons'', like the Long Island Iced Tea he drank during the course of the evening, further proving that Chris has never had an original thought ever.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Loves The Nightlife
| image = {{#ev:youtube|0rGhHUwdB94}}
| Stardate = 12 June 2009
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Grip 'n' Sip]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Sonichu Rocks!|Sonichu Rocks!]]
}}

{{quote|I love the nightlife! I've got to boogie!}}

===Transcript===

[''Chris sings "''I Love the Nightlife''", his voice sporadically cracking and his arms periodically flailing'']

'''DJ:''' Ah, yes, indeed! Christopher!

==Sonichu Rocks!==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu Rocks!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|__TCYRdw4p8}}
| Stardate = 12 June 2009
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris Loves The Nightlife|Chris Loves The Nightlife]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris's Big Black Balloon|Chris's Big Black Balloon]]
}}

{{quote|Sonichu's still ''rockin' in my head!''}}

===Transcript===

'''Chris:''' Sonichu's still ''rockin' in my head!''

'''Girl:''' [''laughs'']

==Chris's Big Black Balloon==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris's Big Black Balloon
| image = {{#ev:youtube|dOUd46P6ugw}}
| Stardate = 12 June 2009
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Sonichu Rocks!|Sonichu Rocks!]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris and His PSP|Chris and His PSP]]
}}

{{quote|Like a balloon!}}

===Transcript===

'''Girl:''' [presumably to Chris] —right now.

'''Chris:''' Like a balloon!

'''Girl:''' [''laughs'']

'''Guy:''' [to Chris] Y'all catch a balloon fish?

'''Man in background:''' Whoop! Whoop!

'''Guy:''' [to a passing bro] Hey, dude—check it out! [[I Got A Fish|He got a fish!]]

'''Bro:''' Oh.

'''Girl:''' [''laughs again'']

==Chris and His PSP==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris and His PSP
| image = {{#ev:youtube|EjCO0agsGL8}}
| Stardate = 12 [[June 2009]]
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris's Big Black Balloon|Chris's Big Black Balloon]]
| next = [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]
}}

{{quote|You get to see two naked ladies.}}
'''Chris:''' -Of the, of the winning videos of the PaRapper the Rapper contest when it came out on the PSP version of that game.

[''camera moves to show chris's face'']

'''Girl:''' Smile!

[''chris pulls a creepy smile'']

'''Girl:''' [''laughs'']

'''Guy:''' What about the err, explain, explain the omega one again.

[''camera moves back to Chris's hand'']

'''Chris:''' [''inhales sharply''] Got it with thee err, pre-release demo disc of... ''[[God of War|God of War: Chains of Olympus]]''.

[''camera moves back to Chris's face'']

'''Girl:''' Do you like that game?

'''Chris:''' Yeah! It was fun. I completed it.

'''Girl:''' ''Ohhh.''

'''Chris:''' And especially, y’know, there's a fun part in the beginning, and, uh, you get to see two naked ladies, and… [[Wikipedia:Kratos (God of War)|Kratos]] basically has [[sex]] with them, but [[Semen|it shoots ''off-screen'']]—

'''Girl:''' Two naked ladies? [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' —and then, like, it shakes all over the place!

'''Guy:''' I tell ya: a game—

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]|nextlink=[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]|}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category: Social life]]

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2009| 2009-06-12]]
[[Category:Field agent videos| 2009-06-12]]

Talk:Abusive babysitter

2012-02-28T10:19:03Z

Chandler: /* What The Fuck Is Going On?! */ new section

User:Chandler

2012-02-28T08:51:26Z

Chandler: Created page with "No, I am not related to Christian, but my family's last name is Chandler. The fact that I share the same family name as that fat bastard sickens me."

No, I am not related to Christian, but my family's last name is Chandler. The fact that I share the same family name as that [[Christian Weston Chandler|fat bastard]] sickens me.