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Masturbating and squirting

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2004

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[[Image:0647-CWCAshAnime.jpg|thumb| Chris, on '''29 May 2004'''.]]
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''February 2004''', sporting the original [[medallion]].]]
[[Image:Metonic.jpg|thumb|[[Metonic]] as drawn on '''3 January 2004'''.]]
[[Image:SonichuChronicles.jpg|thumb|On '''19 February 2004''', Chris starts building [[The Sonichu Chronicles]] Powerpoint.]]
[[Image:MachPunch.jpg|thumb|Throughout '''2004''', Chris's hate for [[Mary Lee Walsh]] only grows stronger.]]
[[Image:CWCMonica.jpg|thumb|On '''29 May 2004''', Chris meets [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|Monica Rial]].]]
[[Image:Red-string.jpg|thumb|On '''1 August 2004''', Chris tries to attract women using a [[Red string]].]]
[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|On '''26 September 2004''', PVCC decide that they have had enough of the crap, and they throw Chris out.]]

The year '''2004''' shows the appearance of the first [[Sonichu's News Dash]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s digital news bulletin. Christian spreading this bulletin through [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] started his mythical feud with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the dean of PVCC, eventually resulting in him getting expelled from college. He met [[Megan Schroeder]] in August, and at the end of this year started drawing ''[[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]''.

==Events of 2004==

===January===
* January 1 - Chris writes an entry in his [[CWC's Diary]], stating his New Year's resolution to get a girlfriend, and his intent to make another attempt at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]].
* January 3 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (Jan 3)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip. This is probably the first time Christian started writing about his creation in comic-strip form.
* January 6 - Chris reports in his diary he went to see his optometrist, who is also his half-brother, [[David Alan Chandler|David]]. He finds out he needs new lenses, and that David has an 8-year-old [[Savannah Chandler|daughter]].
* January 18 - Christian writes the poem "[[hard love quest]]".
* January 31 - Chris writes in his diary, expressing optimism that his new idea, the ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' will attract girls.
* January 31 - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #1 comes out.

===Febuary===
* February 1 - Christian tells [[Mary Lee Walsh]] [[Chris emails 2004-2006#February 2004|in an email]] that he will not hang signs in school ever again if she lets him distribute the News Dash.
* February 2 - Chris creates the Magi-Chan Sonichu card, and the Christian Chandler card.
* February 3 - Mary Lee Walsh responds to Chris's email and denies Chris's request, and requires that they meet on February 9th.
* February 9 - Christian meets with Mary Lee Walsh and Susan Hannifan to discuss his behavior. According to the [[Mailbag]], Walsh said that he will never get a girlfriend, that his methods are flawed and stupid and that he was stupid. Chris then threw a temper tantrum. According to Chris in his diary, Walsh bans him from distributing the ''Sonichu's News Dash'' on campus. Chris declares war on Mary Lee Walsh, and hopes to incite the "masses" to support him.
* February 19 - Christian starts making his [["The Sonichu Chronicles" PowerPoint]].
* February 24 - Christian's 22nd birthday. He gets snowed in. Chris is photographed on this date wearing his Sonichu [[medallion]].
* February - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #2 comes out.

===March===
* March 2 - In his diary, Chris reports that Mary Lee Walsh tried to influence the Chandler family to take him out of PVCC. Christian's parents get angry. Walsh [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked Out of College|bans Chris for a year]] and makes him see a $25-per-visit psychiatrist.
* March - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #3 comes out. The possibility of Sonichu powering up to [[Sonichu Balls#Powers|Ultra Sonichu]] is announced.
* March 18 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (18 Mar)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip.

===April===
* April 8 - Chris creates a Nintendo Power cover of him and Sonichu.
* April 29 - An article about Sonichu is featured in the PVCC newsletter, ''The Forum''.
* April - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #4 comes out.

===May===
* May 4 - Christian's [[Animal Crossing Documentary]] is featured in ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]''.
* May 8 - Mothers Day. Chris presents [[Barbara]] with a ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu Mother-Day's Special]]'', a classic sonichu strip.
* May 29 - Christian attends the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention, where he meets voice actress Monica Rial.

===June===
* June 7 - Christian records a [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)#C.W.C.'s Animal Crossing/Mario Paint 24th Wedding Anniversary Special|documentary]] for the celebration of his parents' 24th anniversary.
* June 13 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (25 years later)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip.

===August===
* August - Chris enters his short-lived fifth year at PVCC.
* August 1 - Christian writes in his diary that he has developed a new idea to attract women, involving a [[red string]].
* August 5 - Chris says in his diary that a [[Jerkop]] destroys the red string off him.
* August 14 or 21 - Chris meets [[Megan Schroeder]] for the first time, and falls in love.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>
* August 17 - Chris creates the following ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards: [[:File:126-YuCChan.jpg|Chris-Chan Sonichu]], [[:File:246-YuVamprosa.jpg|Vamprosa]], [[:File:260-YuWild.jpg|Wild Sonichu]], [[:File:265-YuBubbles.jpg|Bubbles Rosechu]], [[:File:270-YuAngelica.jpg|Angelica Rosechu]], [[:File:275-YuPunchy.jpg|Punchy Sonichu]], [[:File:280-YuMagi.jpg|Magi-Chan Sonichu]], [[:File:294-YuWesLi.jpg|Wes-Li Sonichu]], [[:File:302-YuSahramah.jpg|Saramah Rosechu]], [[:File:105-LonesomeSelf.jpg|Lonesome Self]], [[:File:154-ApologyLetter.jpg|Apology Letter]], [[:File:157-CityOfCwcville.jpg|City of CWCville]] and [[:File:145-ShatteredHeart.jpg|Shattered Heart]].
* August 19 - Chris depicts his imaginary twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] for the first time, on a [[:File:152-YuCrystal.jpg|Yu-Gi-Oh! card]].

===September===
* September 4 - This date marks the 8th week Chris has spent trying to attract women at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. Chris states in his diary that he "realized" holding a sign asking women to date him is akin to trying to "selling himself like a new car."
* September 6 - Chris writes a diary entry about his attempt to reason with a [[jerkop|security guard]] at the mall. He shouted "NO!" at the guard, and believed he had intimidated the man.
* September 11 - Chris reports in his diary that he was arrested for trying to "sell himself like a new car" at the mall. He does not have to go to jail, but he is forbidden to return to Charlottesville Fashion Square without one of his parents.
* September 16 - Christian is suspended from PVCC. In his diary, he blames Mary Lee Walsh for this. He claims his father is planning to write to George W. Bush and Laura Bush demanding action.
* September 26 - Chris writes in his diary that he is lonely and depressed due to being denied access to the mall and PVCC. He decides to ask Santa Claus for a girlfriend.

===October===
* October 18 - Christian writes the first draft for [[Story of My Current Days]].
* October - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #5 comes out.

===November===
* November 5 - Chris receives a [[Autism papers#Intake survey|psychiatric evaluation]] from a psychiatrist at the University of Virginia. It recommends further treatment; Chris and his family ignore it.
* November 24 - Christian starts drawing his first comic.

===December===
* December - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #6 comes out. Chris states that he expects a Christmas-apology from Mary Lee Walsh.
* December 2 - Chris makes the Angelica Rosechu card.
* December 4 - Christian writes the song "[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]]".
* December 5 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (05 Dec)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip.
* December 20 - Christian records his [[So Need a Cute Girl|"So need a cute girl" and "all I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend" home music-videos]] for the [[Chris's DVD|DVD]].
* December 25 - It is Christmas, and Santa doesn't bring Christian a girlfriend. He states that he is depressed.
==References==
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{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

January 2014 Facebook Posts

2014-01-17T18:53:19Z

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The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Chris]] posted in [[January 2014]].

==Summary==
* 3 January 2014 - Chris reviews the [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] while complaining about the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] and [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] people.
* 4 January 2014 - Chris posts about his [[Pokemon|''Pokemon X & Y'']] gameplay and rages about [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and the [[CWCki]].
* 7 January 2014 - Chris posts about his [[Pokemon|''Pokemon X & Y'']] gameplay.
* 10 January 2014 - [[Destruction Of Chris' House‎]].

==Posts by Chris==

=== The [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] Review ===
Chris reviews and rates his Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church 5 stars:
{{quotebox|3 January 2014
The church is full of kind people who have a sense of care for others, UNLIKE the rest of [[Charlottesville, VA]] and [[Ruckersville, VA]], who are [[Chris and hypocrisy|snobbish, unfriendly and uncaring]].}}

=== Pokemon 3DS Friend Codes ===
Chris released his 3DS Friend Codes. Info has been redacted to protect his identity.

{{quotebox|4 January 2014
Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is '''[REDACTED]'''; secondary name: BararAnne; 3DS Friend Code is '''[REDACTED]'''. If adding Both Codes, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in a Facebook Message, put them in the comments below, or message/comment it to me on Miiverse at SonichuChandler.}}

=== Nuzlocke ===
Chris posts another post on Facebook about Pokemon again, this time together with complaining about [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and the [[CWCki]].

{{quotebox|4 January 2014
I'm starting up a Nuzlocke for myself with a new save file for Pok'emon Y. Regardless of the damn [[Trolls]] and 4Chan involvement; I Loathe the bunch of them, and I continue to pray for their downfall, as well as the deletion of the Cwcki and all related hate-filled stuff against me.

Following the basic rules: catching ONLY the first pok'emon in each area as I go. If it faints, though, I won't release it; I will move it to BOX 15 and never use it again beyond that point. All Pok'emon will be Nicknamed. Battle Style is on Set.

I will make occassional updates for my Nuzlocke. Feel Free to make up your own comic stories; [[Twin Falling Towers|DO NOT GO OBSCENE or OFFENSIVE]]. I am about 202 pounds right now; NOTHING of mine was EVER meant to be Adulterated on Purpose. The only reason for my comic's Adulteration was the involvement of BAD PEOPLE that should have NEVER been in my life in the first place. TROLLS! [[Megan Schroeder|MEGAN]]!! [[Mimms|MIMMS]]!!!!! 4Chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So There.

<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkP_KNu7gU4&feature=share</nowiki> }}

[[William Elliott Waterman]] replied:

{{quoteboxred|So you also watch JWittz? I don't know what you mean by "adulteration" in the context of your comic. Adultery means pre-marital sex. Some of the [[Sonichu (species)|sonichus]] were doing that, but I think you're using the wrong word. I think you want to use a synonym for becoming raunchy or not suitable for children, something that's the opposite of Bowlderization.}}
Chris replied:
{{quotebox|having the sex, the Trolling issues and all input from other people. no more questions.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 1 ===
Chris then posted some posts about his gameplay in ''Pokemon X & Y''.

{{quotebox|4 January 2014
<nowiki>**Also, Please refer to the earlier Post with BOTH my Friend Codes for Friend Safari and whatnot; Message me Your FCs.</nowiki> }}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 2 ===
{{quotebox|4 January 2014
Pok'emon Y: Female Character: [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]. NOT Lazy or Fat; she IS Slender and in Good Health. Starting Pok'emon: Chespin (M) named Chip. First caught Pok'emon: Bunnleby (M) named Burr. Chip is working on building up his stats on the Super Training Program with the Soccer and the Punching Bags; only one time per session up to ST Level 3 per Party Pok'emon, with all earned bags for that one. Potions will not be used in battles and will be limited. No Pokemon Amie.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 3 ===
{{quotebox|4 January 2014
Completed Super Training for Chip and Burr; entered Santalune Forest; encountered and caught Pansear (M) named Firfuzz; completed S.T. for Firfuzz.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 4 ===
{{quotebox|4 January 2014
Made it to Route 3; met up with Azurill (F) named Abby; completed S.T. for Abby..}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 5 ===
{{quotebox|4 January 2014
Healed up at Pok'emon Center in Santaluna City.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 6 ===
{{quotebox|4 January 2014
DarnOl'[[Duck]] (Farfetch'd (M)) was easy to scratch down, but we had to Play Nice and Leer before the darn ol' duck would join our party; completed S.T. for DarnOl'Duck.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 7 ===
{{quotebox|7 January 2014
Encountered a swarm of Combee; the ugly males were all too easy to KO; then the Queen-to-be stood her ground and joined our party ((F) Buzzinga). We completed Route 4; met a Squirtle (M): Shellbent from the Professor; sent him to the barracks until when needed. Healed at the Center. Encountering the Office Ghost gave Abby the shivers.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 8 ===
{{quotebox|7 January 2014
After a Double Battle with Twins Faith and Joy, Chip evolves into Quilladin. Met a "Fillie" little Skiddo (F) shortly afterwards. Swapped Chip for her for better ride on transportation.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 9 ===
{{quotebox|7 January 2014
Made it to Route 6 (gotta get the Poké Flute); after a Tourist battle, Abby finally evolved into Marril.

Rolled wildly into a west bush to encounter an Espurr (M) of Earrie. Abby Charmed him into joining us; now he awaits on the sidelines.

A Poké Fan Family battle made Abby evolve again into Azumarill.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 10 ===
{{quotebox|7 January 2014
Explored the Parflum Palace; recovered missing Furfrou; Abby enjoyed the fireworks show; awoke and caught Snorlax (M) named Grumpaloo. Too big to carry; won't likely be calling for him. Met up with Lance the Ducklett (M); now in the sidelines. After Double Battle with the nerd and the fat one, Burr and Buzzinga both evolved into Diggersby and Vespaquen.}}

=== FIRE! ===
{{quotebox|10 January 2014
FIRE!

2:00 AM

911 arrived ten minutes later.

Did everything they could; started downstairs; bathroom; electrical; made it to the roof. Considering [[Sex toys|EVERYTHING]], but my mom, both dogs, me, and [[Lucy]] and my iPhone, shoes, clothes, whatnot on our backs made it out... Considered physically lost.

Found shelter with a generous neighbor; sitting an chatting.}}
A few hours later Chris replies to himself:
{{Quotebox|10 January 2014
Lost Our Home and Memories}}
{{Quotebox|10 January 2014
Have my wallet, mom's meds.}}
{{Quotebox|10 January 2014
Just because there is a "Like" button, it does not mean you have to Like my desperate situation; this is SERIOUS!!!}}

5 minutes later Chris shared this post with himself.

Dana Mahri replied to Chris:
{{Quoteboxred|11 January 2014
so sorry christian : (}}
[[William Elliott Waterman]]:
{{Quoteboxred|11 January 2014
what? you lost everything?}}

=== It's Keurig's Fault! ===
{{quotebox|10 January 2014

Your coffee brewer's faulty wiring sparked my power socket and burned my house down!!! - at Keurig}}

William then replied:
{{Quoteboxred|10 January 2014
Chris, your house burned down today, and this is the first thing you do? Blame Keurig? Chris, it's no secret that house was a fire hazard. How many things were plugged into that outlet besides the Keurig machine? Chris, I'm sorry for what happened, but vengeance is the wrong attitude to have now. This could be an opportunity in disguise. You can live in a clean place and not let it turn into a cluttered mess. My heart goes out to you.}}
{{quotebox|10 January 2014
Into the ONE outlet in the downstairs bathroom, the ONLY thing plugged into it was the Keurig brewer, and the power circuit breaker failed to auto shut down from THAT socket. Do the math.}}
{{Quoteboxred|10 January 2014
You plugged a coffee brewer in the bathroom? A bathroom is the most dangerous place to plug in electronics. The only reason outlets are even in there is for the occasional times people need to blowdry their hair, and it should be immediately unplugged because it's so easy to spread around too much conductive water in a bathroom.}}

=== Donations ===
(Note: Some info has been redacted for identity protection)
{{quotebox|11 January 2014

My mother and I are still working, readusting, recovering, etc. If Anyone who wishes to help us in this dire moment, they may send all collected and acceptable item(s) to '''[REDACTED]''''s office in Charlottesville, VA; he will relay them to my mother and I. I do not have the address at the moment. His office phone number is '''[REDACTED]'''. Your prayers and Most Anything would be appreciated. Thank you.

Gift cards for grocery stores like Food Lion, restaurants like Wood Grill Buffet in C-Ville, iHop, McDonalds or Burger King (both of them last choices; we like good food), or stores like Wal-Mart or Target would be best recommended. I have asked my church's congregation for clothing; I will add an update on what amount we get if any in the later weeks. For the moment, shirts, pants and socks would be good. Go Large (L) or Extra Large (XL) on the shirts, short or long sleeved; we are both a size 16 (or 32) for pants; no ride-highs, must be long. As long as the socks fit most adult size feet, that is good.

I have just been suggest to go to kickstarter for donations; I will consider that, but in the meantime, '''[REDACTED]''' to send all donations directly to with our names, Christian and Barbara Chandler, on them.}}

Three days later, Chris edited the post to this:
{{quotebox|**UPDATED**

My mother and I are still working, readusting, recovering, etc. If Anyone who wishes to help us in this dire moment, they may send all collected and acceptable item(s) to our Home Address via US Mail at 14 Branchland Ct. The mail holding was still being processed earlier, but now it is finalized. In regards to the original post, '''[REDACTED]''' will accept donations only until the end of the week: Friday, January 17, 2014 Your prayers and Most Anything would be appreciated. Thank you, and Thank you everyone who has donated so far..

Gift cards for grocery stores like Food Lion, restaurants like Wood Grill Buffet in C-Ville, iHop, McDonalds or Burger King (both of them last choices; we like good food), or stores like Wal-Mart or Target would be best recommended. I have asked my church's congregation for clothing; I will add an update on what amount we get if any in the later weeks. For the moment, shirts, pants and socks would be good. Go Large (L) or Extra Large (XL) on the shirts, short or long sleeved; we are both a size 16 (or 32) for pants; no ride-highs, must be long. As long as the socks fit most adult size feet, that is good.

AGAIN, send ALL further donations to our Home Address listed above; we will pick them up personally from there.}}

William Elliott Waterman replied:
{{quoteboxred|Idunno if you've been able to see my PM or the post in your other update in your current conditions. Maybe eventually. It's convenient we can mail to your home address now. I kind of misplaced the cyber-bullying themed calendar, but when I find it I'll scan pages for your approval first. The DunkinDonuts coupons are in another calendar spread across each month so you can treat yourself at a discount sometimes for the entire year. I also have some ramen noodle packages I was going to send to my nephew for his birthday, but if you like ramen noodles, I think you need it more than he does. Maybe I have an XL shirt lying around here somewhere. I'll see.}}

=== Chris in the News ===
{{quotebox|11 January 2014

It DID make the news, apparently. Near the end, you can see the Cell I drew and colored at an anime convention above the downward stairs in the foyer. That did survive; only stretched the cell's plastic a bit, and it's not glass, it too was plastic.

<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48Bsijq3HgM</nowiki>
}}

{{Facebook}}

[[Category:Facebook]]

January 2014 Facebook Posts

2014-01-17T18:51:47Z

Chaosakita: /* Chris in the News */

The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Chris]] posted in [[January 2014]].

==Summary==
* 3 January 2014 - Chris reviews the [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] while complaining about the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] and [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] people.
* 4 January 2014 - Chris posts about his [[Pokemon|''Pokemon X & Y'']] gameplay and rages about [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and the [[CWCki]].
* 7 January 2014 - Chris posts about his [[Pokemon|''Pokemon X & Y'']] gameplay.
* 10 January 2014 - [[Destruction Of Chris' House‎]].

==Posts by Chris==

=== The [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] Review ===
Chris reviews and rates his Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church 5 stars:
{{quotebox|3 January 2014
The church is full of kind people who have a sense of care for others, UNLIKE the rest of [[Charlottesville, VA]] and [[Ruckersville, VA]], who are [[Chris and hypocrisy|snobbish, unfriendly and uncaring]].}}

=== Pokemon 3DS Friend Codes ===
Chris released his 3DS Friend Codes. Info has been redacted to protect his identity.

{{quotebox|4 January 2014
Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is '''[REDACTED]'''; secondary name: BararAnne; 3DS Friend Code is '''[REDACTED]'''. If adding Both Codes, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in a Facebook Message, put them in the comments below, or message/comment it to me on Miiverse at SonichuChandler.}}

=== Nuzlocke ===
Chris posts another post on Facebook about Pokemon again, this time together with complaining about [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and the [[CWCki]].

{{quotebox|4 January 2014
I'm starting up a Nuzlocke for myself with a new save file for Pok'emon Y. Regardless of the damn [[Trolls]] and 4Chan involvement; I Loathe the bunch of them, and I continue to pray for their downfall, as well as the deletion of the Cwcki and all related hate-filled stuff against me.

Following the basic rules: catching ONLY the first pok'emon in each area as I go. If it faints, though, I won't release it; I will move it to BOX 15 and never use it again beyond that point. All Pok'emon will be Nicknamed. Battle Style is on Set.

I will make occassional updates for my Nuzlocke. Feel Free to make up your own comic stories; [[Twin Falling Towers|DO NOT GO OBSCENE or OFFENSIVE]]. I am about 202 pounds right now; NOTHING of mine was EVER meant to be Adulterated on Purpose. The only reason for my comic's Adulteration was the involvement of BAD PEOPLE that should have NEVER been in my life in the first place. TROLLS! [[Megan Schroeder|MEGAN]]!! [[Mimms|MIMMS]]!!!!! 4Chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So There.

<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkP_KNu7gU4&feature=share</nowiki> }}

[[William Elliott Waterman]] replied:

{{quoteboxred|So you also watch JWittz? I don't know what you mean by "adulteration" in the context of your comic. Adultery means pre-marital sex. Some of the [[Sonichu (species)|sonichus]] were doing that, but I think you're using the wrong word. I think you want to use a synonym for becoming raunchy or not suitable for children, something that's the opposite of Bowlderization.}}
Chris replied:
{{quotebox|having the sex, the Trolling issues and all input from other people. no more questions.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 1 ===
Chris then posted some posts about his gameplay in ''Pokemon X & Y''.

{{quotebox|4 January 2014
<nowiki>**Also, Please refer to the earlier Post with BOTH my Friend Codes for Friend Safari and whatnot; Message me Your FCs.</nowiki> }}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 2 ===
{{quotebox|4 January 2014
Pok'emon Y: Female Character: [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]. NOT Lazy or Fat; she IS Slender and in Good Health. Starting Pok'emon: Chespin (M) named Chip. First caught Pok'emon: Bunnleby (M) named Burr. Chip is working on building up his stats on the Super Training Program with the Soccer and the Punching Bags; only one time per session up to ST Level 3 per Party Pok'emon, with all earned bags for that one. Potions will not be used in battles and will be limited. No Pokemon Amie.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 3 ===
{{quotebox|4 January 2014
Completed Super Training for Chip and Burr; entered Santalune Forest; encountered and caught Pansear (M) named Firfuzz; completed S.T. for Firfuzz.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 4 ===
{{quotebox|4 January 2014
Made it to Route 3; met up with Azurill (F) named Abby; completed S.T. for Abby..}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 5 ===
{{quotebox|4 January 2014
Healed up at Pok'emon Center in Santaluna City.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 6 ===
{{quotebox|4 January 2014
DarnOl'[[Duck]] (Farfetch'd (M)) was easy to scratch down, but we had to Play Nice and Leer before the darn ol' duck would join our party; completed S.T. for DarnOl'Duck.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 7 ===
{{quotebox|7 January 2014
Encountered a swarm of Combee; the ugly males were all too easy to KO; then the Queen-to-be stood her ground and joined our party ((F) Buzzinga). We completed Route 4; met a Squirtle (M): Shellbent from the Professor; sent him to the barracks until when needed. Healed at the Center. Encountering the Office Ghost gave Abby the shivers.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 8 ===
{{quotebox|7 January 2014
After a Double Battle with Twins Faith and Joy, Chip evolves into Quilladin. Met a "Fillie" little Skiddo (F) shortly afterwards. Swapped Chip for her for better ride on transportation.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 9 ===
{{quotebox|7 January 2014
Made it to Route 6 (gotta get the Poké Flute); after a Tourist battle, Abby finally evolved into Marril.

Rolled wildly into a west bush to encounter an Espurr (M) of Earrie. Abby Charmed him into joining us; now he awaits on the sidelines.

A Poké Fan Family battle made Abby evolve again into Azumarill.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 10 ===
{{quotebox|7 January 2014
Explored the Parflum Palace; recovered missing Furfrou; Abby enjoyed the fireworks show; awoke and caught Snorlax (M) named Grumpaloo. Too big to carry; won't likely be calling for him. Met up with Lance the Ducklett (M); now in the sidelines. After Double Battle with the nerd and the fat one, Burr and Buzzinga both evolved into Diggersby and Vespaquen.}}

=== FIRE! ===
{{quotebox|10 January 2014
FIRE!

2:00 AM

911 arrived ten minutes later.

Did everything they could; started downstairs; bathroom; electrical; made it to the roof. Considering [[Sex toys|EVERYTHING]], but my mom, both dogs, me, and [[Lucy]] and my iPhone, shoes, clothes, whatnot on our backs made it out... Considered physically lost.

Found shelter with a generous neighbor; sitting an chatting.}}
A few hours later Chris replies to himself:
{{Quotebox|10 January 2014
Lost Our Home and Memories}}
{{Quotebox|10 January 2014
Have my wallet, mom's meds.}}
{{Quotebox|10 January 2014
Just because there is a "Like" button, it does not mean you have to Like my desperate situation; this is SERIOUS!!!}}

5 minutes later Chris shared this post with himself.

Dana Mahri replied to Chris:
{{Quoteboxred|11 January 2014
so sorry christian : (}}
[[William Elliott Waterman]]:
{{Quoteboxred|11 January 2014
what? you lost everything?}}

=== It's Keurig's Fault! ===
{{quotebox|10 January 2014

Your coffee brewer's faulty wiring sparked my power socket and burned my house down!!! - at Keurig}}

William then replied:
{{Quoteboxred|10 January 2014
Chris, your house burned down today, and this is the first thing you do? Blame Keurig? Chris, it's no secret that house was a fire hazard. How many things were plugged into that outlet besides the Keurig machine? Chris, I'm sorry for what happened, but vengeance is the wrong attitude to have now. This could be an opportunity in disguise. You can live in a clean place and not let it turn into a cluttered mess. My heart goes out to you.}}
{{quotebox|10 January 2014
Into the ONE outlet in the downstairs bathroom, the ONLY thing plugged into it was the Keurig brewer, and the power circuit breaker failed to auto shut down from THAT socket. Do the math.}}
{{Quoteboxred|10 January 2014
You plugged a coffee brewer in the bathroom? A bathroom is the most dangerous place to plug in electronics. The only reason outlets are even in there is for the occasional times people need to blowdry their hair, and it should be immediately unplugged because it's so easy to spread around too much conductive water in a bathroom.}}

=== Donations ===
(Note: Some info has been redacted for identity protection)
{{quotebox|11 January 2014

My mother and I are still working, readusting, recovering, etc. If Anyone who wishes to help us in this dire moment, they may send all collected and acceptable item(s) to '''[REDACTED]''''s office in Charlottesville, VA; he will relay them to my mother and I. I do not have the address at the moment. His office phone number is '''[REDACTED]'''. Your prayers and Most Anything would be appreciated. Thank you.

Gift cards for grocery stores like Food Lion, restaurants like Wood Grill Buffet in C-Ville, iHop, McDonalds or Burger King (both of them last choices; we like good food), or stores like Wal-Mart or Target would be best recommended. I have asked my church's congregation for clothing; I will add an update on what amount we get if any in the later weeks. For the moment, shirts, pants and socks would be good. Go Large (L) or Extra Large (XL) on the shirts, short or long sleeved; we are both a size 16 (or 32) for pants; no ride-highs, must be long. As long as the socks fit most adult size feet, that is good.

I have just been suggest to go to kickstarter for donations; I will consider that, but in the meantime, '''[REDACTED]''' to send all donations directly to with our names, Christian and Barbara Chandler, on them.}}

Three days later, Chris edited the post to this:
{{quotebox|**UPDATED**

My mother and I are still working, readusting, recovering, etc. If Anyone who wishes to help us in this dire moment, they may send all collected and acceptable item(s) to our Home Address via US Mail at 14 Branchland Ct. The mail holding was still being processed earlier, but now it is finalized. In regards to the original post, '''[REDACTED]''' will accept donations only until the end of the week: Friday, January 17, 2014 Your prayers and Most Anything would be appreciated. Thank you, and Thank you everyone who has donated so far..

Gift cards for grocery stores like Food Lion, restaurants like Wood Grill Buffet in C-Ville, iHop, McDonalds or Burger King (both of them last choices; we like good food), or stores like Wal-Mart or Target would be best recommended. I have asked my church's congregation for clothing; I will add an update on what amount we get if any in the later weeks. For the moment, shirts, pants and socks would be good. Go Large (L) or Extra Large (XL) on the shirts, short or long sleeved; we are both a size 16 (or 32) for pants; no ride-highs, must be long. As long as the socks fit most adult size feet, that is good.

AGAIN, send ALL further donations to our Home Address listed above; we will pick them up personally from there.}}

William Elliott Waterman replied:
{{quoteboxred|Idunno if you've been able to see my PM or the post in your other update in your current conditions. Maybe eventually. It's convenient we can mail to your home address now. I kind of misplaced the cyber-bullying themed calendar, but when I find it I'll scan pages for your approval first. The DunkinDonuts coupons are in another calendar spread across each month so you can treat yourself at a discount sometimes for the entire year. I also have some ramen noodle packages I was going to send to my nephew for his birthday, but if you like ramen noodles, I think you need it more than he does. Maybe I have an XL shirt lying around here somewhere. I'll see.}}

=== Chris in the News ===
{{quotebox|11 January 2014

It DID make the news, apparently. Near the end, you can see the Cell I drew and colored at an anime convention above the downward stairs in the foyer. That did survive; only stretched the cell's plastic a bit, and it's not glass, it too was plastic.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48Bsijq3HgM]}}

{{Facebook}}

[[Category:Facebook]]

December 2013 Facebook posts

2013-12-06T01:03:05Z

Chaosakita: /* Friends */

The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] posted in [[December 2013]].

==Summary==
*
==Posts by Chris==
==Friends==
{{incomplete}}

{{quotebox|I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!}}

{{quotebox|I love cubone and yamask}}

{{Facebook}}

[[Category:Facebook]]

December 2013 Facebook posts

2013-12-06T00:56:37Z

Chaosakita: /* Posts by Chris */

October 2013 Facebook Posts

2013-11-27T00:31:27Z

Chaosakita:

The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] posted on October 2013.

==Summary==
* 3 [[October 2013]] - Chris posts an angry rant directed at [[Megan]].
* 4 October 2013 - Chris tells Megan to apologize to him personally, work and getting him unbanned from various commercial venues in his area and stop all internet trolling against him, or else he wouldn't remove the curse he has placed on her. Shortly afterwards on the same day he wrote another post, purportedly revealing the conversation between Megan, other Game Place patrons and store employees which led to the organized trolling campaign directed at Chris.
* 28 October 2013 - Chris made a post on Facebook to leave him alone again.
* 30 October 2013 - Chris undergoes perhaps his biggest Facebook meltdown yet, after he posts an e-mail from one of his high school [[gal pal]]s that someone forwarded to him. The e-mail reveals that none of his gal pals especially liked him as a person and only hung around with him out of pity, and that between his bizarre Facebook rants and [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], almost none of his high school "friends" have any desire to ever contact him again. In a subsequent post on the same day, Chris says that he was so crushed by this revelation that he considered suicide.

==Status Updates==
===Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born===

{{quotebox|Thursday, 3 October 2013
<nowiki>**Megan Schroeder!**</nowiki>

You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, [[Trolls]], [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]] People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.

By the way, I have checked with [[Megagi La Skunk]]; [[Chris and reality|she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist]]. Also, your [[Sailor Megtune]] powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! [[Sailor Moon|Usagi and the Sailor Scouts]] would have been most ashamed of you.

You need to pay me what you owe for [[Chris and hypocrisy|Destroying Me, My Heart, My Soul, and My Life]] with your ungratefulness to [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|my past loyalty and devotion]]. You played me for a fool for Years, making me spend and spend on you with borrowed [[Chris and money|money]]! You continuously had Mimms an everyone else online humiliate me! I can not ever find employment now, because my background check has been made null and void with Your Damn Internet Troll Army! You would not even accept the Copies of the Uncut SM series I had burned for you! You conned me into giving you my Original DVDs. It is as if I was swindled into bargain basement, counterfeit imported crap. I poured my heart for you, and you break the glass pitcher the essence was stored in.

You need to pay me what you greatly owe me for Destroying Me! [[Chris and English|And I not or you and your army, stressing us out, my father would still be alive today]]! Face Me In Person and settle our Long Heated Rivalry and Domestic Hatred, NOW!!!}}

Chris also immediately posted two comments to his post:

{{quotebox|And by the way, [[Chris and religion|I pray]] you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch]] and the [[Michael Snyder|Bastard]]! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!}}

{{quotebox|NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!}}

===Apologize or else===

The next day he blamed Megan for this site.

{{quotebox|October 4, 2013
I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the [[Cwcki]], its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.}}

===GAMe PLACe revelations===

On the same day in which he posted the previous post, Chris made another one, correcting Megan's slanderous lies and revealing the true and honest truth about what happened at [[The GAMe PLACe]].

{{quotebox|October 4, 2013
Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs on to me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed fro murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; His Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!"

I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.}}

Immediately afterwards Chris posted the following comment to his post:

{{quotebox|NOBODY COMMENT OR EMAIL ME! I want HER to contact me In Person and Face to Face!}}

===Announcement===

{{quotebox|October 11, 2013

<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki>

Someone is pretending to be me in Spoofing and has been spamming the message screen capped below to a lot of people; likely those in my contact list on my AOL account.

Mainly, I have not ever been to the Phillipines; I am still in Ruckersville, VA; financial issues for real right here and now are irrelevant, and I am not in any trouble with any police or "embassy". Whoever is pretending to be me in this spoof attempt needs to stop or be stopped.

And in any case, please disregard the message if you have received it. — feeling pissed off.}}

===Mighty Wings Review===
{{Incomplete}}

{{quotebox|October 15, 2013
I just had a 5 piece Mighty Wing at [[McDonalds]], with honey mustard; I had a sauce-free bite first. At the Forest Lakes location at least, there is a reason for offering a large drink free with 5 piece purchase. BOLDY SPICY!! They would do just as well offering a milk jug or two with purchase. They should make t-shirts: "I Survived the McD Mighty Wings!"}}

{{quotebox|Also, I just had my weight checked; lost seven pounds}}

===Another Announcement===
After the September 2013 Facebook leak on the [[CWCki Forums]], Chris posted the following:
{{quotebox|Monday, 28 October 2013

Announcement: Attention Everyone: Whoever has been capping and discussing my private posts, Please Stop It. [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Megagi_La_Skunk_agrees_that_you_should_have_never_been_born|I have no intention]] [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Apologize_or_else|towards anything online]], and my private thoughts I share Only with my [[Anna McLerran|Real Friends]] in my List Only should remain Private as such. [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#GAMe_PLACe_revelations|And I have not been]] [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Announcement|whining about anyone]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|so please stop bothering people and telling them that I had]]. I will never be a member of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|anything]] about and/or against me online Ever, so any "kind offers" will be automatically rejected and ignored.

In other words, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Leave Me Alone and Quit Talking About Me At All]], you pinheaded [[Trolls]]!!!}}

===Reality Comes Knocking===

{{quotebox|Wednesday, 30 October 2013

I had long thought I was liked genuinely as a person in [[Manchester High School]] by my closest [[gal pal]]s and everyone else. Now I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me.

Let me share a couple of recent [[emails]] from one of my friends. I am not doing this to be mean, cruel or bad, but it really hurts me emotionally.}}

{{quoteboxred|A lot of us were surprised, even shocked to see how much Christian had changed from the way we remembered him in high school. He was just this awkward, slightly-odd, shy kid back then. A lot of the [[Slow-in-the-minds|Special Ed kids]] got picked on but, [[Chris and his ego|for some reason]], Christian seemed to get it much worse than the others. _____ and _____ I let Christian hang out with us mainly because we felt sorry for him. He sort of latched onto us, like he expected us to protect him. He was like a [[Naive|lost little boy]]. Sometimes I think he saw us as sort of mother figures, which seems a little creepy now, but Christian seemed harmless enough back then, and we didn't mind him hanging out with us. As far as socializing goes, we didn't really hang with him outside of school, except for the time we went to [[My big 18th party|his 18th birthday party]].

_____ and _____ weren't so much friends of Christian's, as they were his protectors. Some kids used to mess with him and steal his stuff. These kids were constantly teasing Christian and picking on him, doing whatever they could to get some kind of reaction out of him. Mostly Christian just cried or ran away. I don't think I can remember a time where he tried to stand up to the bullies. He seemed to prefer to have other people do that for him.

No, I don't really follow Christian's activity on [[Facebook]]. I'm actually not on his friends list, for reasons I'd rather not discuss with someone I don't really know that well (no offense). I know a lot of the people that are on his friends list, and they mostly ignore him. He's basically background noise. The only time they really notice his posts is when he tags them. Some of the stuff he posts is kind of bizarre and disturbing, which is the main reason why I decided I didn't want to have any contact with him.

I'm also really creeped out that he's still obsessed with _____ and he's actively looking for her. She is well aware of this and she's taken steps to make sure that she's VERY hard, if not impossible, to find. Yes, I've been in touch with her, but I don't feel that I have her permission to pass along her contact information. I'll pass along your email address though, if that's OK. That way, she can contact you if she wants to.

A lot of people became friends with Christian because of the reunion and also, because a lot of them still felt sorry for him. Some people are having second thoughts though, after seeing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|that awful picture]] he drew of [[Megan|his friend]]. A lot of people stopped feeling sorry for him and started ignoring him after they saw that. I was shocked that he could draw something so gross and depraved. The "thumbs up" sign really pissed me off for some reason. The whole thing was very sexist, disrespectful, and, above all - damn creepy.

I have my suspicions about who may have leaked Christian's Facebook posts, but I'd rather not say, because I don't want to be involved in this. Christian accused this person of "leaking" the full list of classmates from our graduating class. Christian contacted some of his MHS friends and tried to make trouble. He told them to give this guy a hard time for what he did. His friends weren't amused. Anyway, I don't think Christian has anything to worry about. He's not friends with this guy anymore. }}

{{Quotebox|Once again, Not to be mean, cruel or bad:

I did not mean to sound cruel; I had thought you all were my friends for the sake of friendship, not for pity.

Really? REALLY?! You all thought of me as weak from first and outside impressions? For your information, I was not picked on as much as I am interpreting your exaggeration. If I was picked on as much as stated, I would have had wedgies, I would have been pestered in the Locker Room, I would have been shoved into a locker, etc., and NONE of those things have ever happened to me at all. I never expected any "protection" from anyone, and I looked up to you all as my Friends, Never like mothers. Oh, my god. I had no preference to anyone doing anything for me; I did a Lot of things for myself, including my homework. I was consistently on [[Honor Roll]]. Forgive me if my posts were not being considered "Normal" to you, but my life is what it is, and I am usually honest about details. NOBODY is happy or mentally sound 24/7/365. EVERYONE in this world has their own Mental Problems, No Matter What or Who. And frankly, I feel pissed off that you would judge me still for that ONE drawing that I had already elaborated on to make sure it had not been taken out of context. And [[Mimms]] is not to be trusted. If he really wanted to help me, he would have never EVER taken my photograph in [[2007]] and make mockery of me!

For everyone's information, I wanted to locate [[Tiffany Gowen]], because I wanted and needed my closest friend to talk to and find closure; I am Lonely and Sad! I went well out of my way to gather towards bringing everyone together for the reunion; I put a lot of the pure goodness I had felt in my my heart and soul into that work. Now I find out everyone was nice to me not for the sake of friendship or that they liked me, but because of sorry feelings!

I was mainstreamed throughout my education; [[Chris and reality|it had worked out well for me.]] I could be a lot worse off. I am not certain pity friendships are for the better for anyone, but real [[My_Little_Pony|friendships really are magic]] and healing, or at least they're supposed to be.

Well, now I know where I stand — feeling very sad.}}
Chris later added:
{{quotebox|This makes me so sad, I actually considered suicide. The only reasons I don't do it are [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and [[Clover and Snoopy|my dogs]], and that [[Chris and religion|premature death leaves one in Limbo]]. I am really hurt, and I feel emotionally paralyzed and numb. It all hurts.}}

===PLEASE UNDO IT!===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|
Look, Whoever reported me just now, PLEASE UNDO IT! I was typing a message to [[Gal pal#Molly Quarles|Molly Marie Quarles]] asking her if the recent email applied to her as well.}}

===Chris Will Only Accept Your Apologies In Person===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|If anyone wants to sincerely apologize to me or actually offer [[China|anything even remotely positive to me]], come to my house at [[14 Branchland Court]] in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]]; I don't take [[emails]], [[phone calls]] or whatnot; those can be faked.}}

==Posts by Chris's Friends==
{{incomplete}}

==eBay Selling Feed==
{{incomplete}}

{{Facebook}}

[[Category:Facebook]]

October 2013 Facebook Posts

2013-11-27T00:24:01Z

Chaosakita:

The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] posted on October 2013.

==Summary==
* 3 [[October 2013]] - Chris posts an angry rant directed at [[Megan]].
* 4 October 2013 - Chris tells Megan to apologize to him personally, work and getting him unbanned from various commercial venues in his area and stop all internet trolling against him, or else he wouldn't remove the curse he has placed on her. Shortly afterwards on the same day he wrote another post, purportedly revealing the conversation between Megan, other Game Place patrons and store employees which led to the organized trolling campaign directed at Chris.
* 28 October 2013 - Chris made a post on Facebook to leave him alone again.
* 30 October 2013 - Chris undergoes perhaps his biggest Facebook meltdown yet, after he posts an e-mail from one of his high school [[gal pal]]s that someone forwarded to him. The e-mail reveals that none of his gal pals especially liked him as a person and only hung around with him out of pity, and that between his bizarre Facebook rants and [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], almost none of his high school "friends" have any desire to ever contact him again. In a subsequent post on the same day, Chris says that he was so crushed by this revelation that he considered suicide.

==Status Updates==
===Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born===

{{quotebox|Thursday, 3 October 2013
<nowiki>**Megan Schroeder!**</nowiki>

You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, [[Trolls]], [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]] People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.

By the way, I have checked with [[Megagi La Skunk]]; [[Chris and reality|she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist]]. Also, your [[Sailor Megtune]] powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! [[Sailor Moon|Usagi and the Sailor Scouts]] would have been most ashamed of you.

You need to pay me what you owe for [[Chris and hypocrisy|Destroying Me, My Heart, My Soul, and My Life]] with your ungratefulness to [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|my past loyalty and devotion]]. You played me for a fool for Years, making me spend and spend on you with borrowed [[Chris and money|money]]! You continuously had Mimms an everyone else online humiliate me! I can not ever find employment now, because my background check has been made null and void with Your Damn Internet Troll Army! You would not even accept the Copies of the Uncut SM series I had burned for you! You conned me into giving you my Original DVDs. It is as if I was swindled into bargain basement, counterfeit imported crap. I poured my heart for you, and you break the glass pitcher the essence was stored in.

You need to pay me what you greatly owe me for Destroying Me! [[Chris and English|And I not or you and your army, stressing us out, my father would still be alive today]]! Face Me In Person and settle our Long Heated Rivalry and Domestic Hatred, NOW!!!}}

Chris also immediately posted two comments to his post:

{{quotebox|And by the way, [[Chris and religion|I pray]] you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch]] and the [[Michael Snyder|Bastard]]! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!}}

{{quotebox|NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!}}

===Apologize or else===

The next day he blamed Megan for this site.

{{quotebox|October 4, 2013
I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the [[Cwcki]], its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.}}

===GAMe PLACe revelations===

On the same day in which he posted the previous post, Chris made another one, correcting Megan's slanderous lies and revealing the true and honest truth about what happened at [[The GAMe PLACe]].

{{quotebox|October 4, 2013
Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs on to me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed fro murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; His Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!"

I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.}}

Immediately afterwards Chris posted the following comment to his post:

{{quotebox|NOBODY COMMENT OR EMAIL ME! I want HER to contact me In Person and Face to Face!}}

===Announcement===

{{quotebox|October 11, 2013

<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki>

Someone is pretending to be me in Spoofing and has been spamming the message screen capped below to a lot of people; likely those in my contact list on my AOL account.

Mainly, I have not ever been to the Phillipines; I am still in Ruckersville, VA; financial issues for real right here and now are irrelevant, and I am not in any trouble with any police or "embassy". Whoever is pretending to be me in this spoof attempt needs to stop or be stopped.

And in any case, please disregard the message if you have received it. — feeling pissed off.}}

===Mighty Wings Review===
{{Incomplete}}

{{quotebox|October 15, 2013
I just had a 5 piece Mighty Wing at [[McDonalds]], with honey mustard; I had a sauce-free bite first. At the Forest Lakes location at least, there is a reason for offering a large drink free with 5 piece purchase. BOLDY SPICY!! They would do just as well offering a milk jug or two with purchase. They should make t-shirts: "I Survived the McD Mighty Wings!"}}

{{quotebox|Also, I just had my weight checked; lost seven pounds}}

===Another Announcement===
After the September 2013 Facebook leak on the [[CWCki Forums]], Chris posted the following:
{{quotebox|Monday, 28 October 2013

Announcement: Attention Everyone: Whoever has been capping and discussing my private posts, Please Stop It. [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Megagi_La_Skunk_agrees_that_you_should_have_never_been_born|I have no intention]] [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Apologize_or_else|towards anything online]], and my private thoughts I share Only with my [[Anna McLerran|Real Friends]] in my List Only should remain Private as such. [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#GAMe_PLACe_revelations|And I have not been]] [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Announcement|whining about anyone]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|so please stop bothering people and telling them that I had]]. I will never be a member of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|anything]] about and/or against me online Ever, so any "kind offers" will be automatically rejected and ignored.

In other words, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Leave Me Alone and Quit Talking About Me At All]], you pinheaded [[Trolls]]!!!}}

===Reality Comes Knocking===

{{quotebox|Wednesday, 30 October 2013

I had long thought I was liked genuinely as a person in [[Manchester High School]] by my closest [[gal pal]]s and everyone else. Now I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me.

Let me share a couple of recent [[emails]] from one of my friends. I am not doing this to be mean, cruel or bad, but it really hurts me emotionally.}}

{{quoteboxred|A lot of us were surprised, even shocked to see how much Christian had changed from the way we remembered him in high school. He was just this awkward, slightly-odd, shy kid back then. A lot of the [[Slow-in-the-minds|Special Ed kids]] got picked on but, [[Chris and his ego|for some reason]], Christian seemed to get it much worse than the others. _____ and _____ I let Christian hang out with us mainly because we felt sorry for him. He sort of latched onto us, like he expected us to protect him. He was like a [[Naive|lost little boy]]. Sometimes I think he saw us as sort of mother figures, which seems a little creepy now, but Christian seemed harmless enough back then, and we didn't mind him hanging out with us. As far as socializing goes, we didn't really hang with him outside of school, except for the time we went to [[My big 18th party|his 18th birthday party]].

_____ and _____ weren't so much friends of Christian's, as they were his protectors. Some kids used to mess with him and steal his stuff. These kids were constantly teasing Christian and picking on him, doing whatever they could to get some kind of reaction out of him. Mostly Christian just cried or ran away. I don't think I can remember a time where he tried to stand up to the bullies. He seemed to prefer to have other people do that for him.

No, I don't really follow Christian's activity on [[Facebook]]. I'm actually not on his friends list, for reasons I'd rather not discuss with someone I don't really know that well (no offense). I know a lot of the people that are on his friends list, and they mostly ignore him. He's basically background noise. The only time they really notice his posts is when he tags them. Some of the stuff he posts is kind of bizarre and disturbing, which is the main reason why I decided I didn't want to have any contact with him.

I'm also really creeped out that he's still obsessed with _____ and he's actively looking for her. She is well aware of this and she's taken steps to make sure that she's VERY hard, if not impossible, to find. Yes, I've been in touch with her, but I don't feel that I have her permission to pass along her contact information. I'll pass along your email address though, if that's OK. That way, she can contact you if she wants to.

A lot of people became friends with Christian because of the reunion and also, because a lot of them still felt sorry for him. Some people are having second thoughts though, after seeing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|that awful picture]] he drew of [[Megan|his friend]]. A lot of people stopped feeling sorry for him and started ignoring him after they saw that. I was shocked that he could draw something so gross and depraved. The "thumbs up" sign really pissed me off for some reason. The whole thing was very sexist, disrespectful, and, above all - damn creepy.

I have my suspicions about who may have leaked Christian's Facebook posts, but I'd rather not say, because I don't want to be involved in this. Christian accused this person of "leaking" the full list of classmates from our graduating class. Christian contacted some of his MHS friends and tried to make trouble. He told them to give this guy a hard time for what he did. His friends weren't amused. Anyway, I don't think Christian has anything to worry about. He's not friends with this guy anymore. }}

{{Quotebox|Once again, Not to be mean, cruel or bad:

I did not mean to sound cruel; I had thought you all were my friends for the sake of friendship, not for pity.

Really? REALLY?! You all thought of me as weak from first and outside impressions? For your information, I was not picked on as much as I am interpreting your exaggeration. If I was picked on as much as stated, I would have had wedgies, I would have been pestered in the Locker Room, I would have been shoved into a locker, etc., and NONE of those things have ever happened to me at all. I never expected any "protection" from anyone, and I looked up to you all as my Friends, Never like mothers. Oh, my god. I had no preference to anyone doing anything for me; I did a Lot of things for myself, including my homework. I was consistently on [[Honor Roll]]. Forgive me if my posts were not being considered "Normal" to you, but my life is what it is, and I am usually honest about details. NOBODY is happy or mentally sound 24/7/365. EVERYONE in this world has their own Mental Problems, No Matter What or Who. And frankly, I feel pissed off that you would judge me still for that ONE drawing that I had already elaborated on to make sure it had not been taken out of context. And [[Mimms]] is not to be trusted. If he really wanted to help me, he would have never EVER taken my photograph in [[2007]] and make mockery of me!

For everyone's information, I wanted to locate [[Tiffany Gowen]], because I wanted and needed my closest friend to talk to and find closure; I am Lonely and Sad! I went well out of my way to gather towards bringing everyone together for the reunion; I put a lot of the pure goodness I had felt in my my heart and soul into that work. Now I find out everyone was nice to me not for the sake of friendship or that they liked me, but because of sorry feelings!

I was mainstreamed throughout my education; [[Chris and reality|it had worked out well for me.]] I could be a lot worse off. I am not certain pity friendships are for the better for anyone, but real [[My_Little_Pony|friendships really are magic]] and healing, or at least they're supposed to be.

Well, now I know where I stand — feeling very sad.}}
Chris later added:
{{quotebox|This makes me so sad, I actually considered suicide. The only reasons I don't do it are [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and [[Clover and Snoopy|my dogs]], and that [[Chris and religion|premature death leaves one in Limbo]]. I am really hurt, and I feel emotionally paralyzed and numb. It all hurts.}}

===PLEASE UNDO IT!===
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{{quotebox|
Look, Whoever reported me just now, PLEASE UNDO IT! I was typing a message to [[Gal pal#Molly Quarles|Molly Marie Quarles]] asking her if the recent email applied to her as well.}}

===Chris Will Only Accept Your Apologies In Person===
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{{quotebox|If anyone wants to sincerely apologize to me or actually offer [[China|anything even remotely positive to me]], come to my house at [[14 Branchland Court]] in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]]; I don't take [[emails]], [[phone calls]] or whatnot; those can be faked.}}

==Posts by Chris's Friends===
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==eBay Selling Feed==
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[[Category:Facebook]]

October 2013 Facebook Posts

2013-11-26T23:50:09Z

Chaosakita:

The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] posted on October 2013.

==Summary==
* 3 [[October 2013]] - Chris posts an angry rant directed at [[Megan]].
* 4 October 2013 - Chris tells Megan to apologize to him personally, work and getting him unbanned from various commercial venues in his area and stop all internet trolling against him, or else he wouldn't remove the curse he has placed on her. Shortly afterwards on the same day he wrote another post, purportedly revealing the conversation between Megan, other Game Place patrons and store employees which led to the organized trolling campaign directed at Chris.
* 28 October 2013 - Chris made a post on Facebook to leave him alone again.
* 30 October 2013 - Chris undergoes perhaps his biggest Facebook meltdown yet, after he posts an e-mail from one of his high school [[gal pal]]s that someone forwarded to him. The e-mail reveals that none of his gal pals especially liked him as a person and only hung around with him out of pity, and that between his bizarre Facebook rants and [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], almost none of his high school "friends" have any desire to ever contact him again. In a subsequent post on the same day, Chris says that he was so crushed by this revelation that he considered suicide.

==Posts by Chris==
===Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born===

{{quotebox|Thursday, 3 October 2013
<nowiki>**Megan Schroeder!**</nowiki>

You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, [[Trolls]], [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]] People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.

By the way, I have checked with [[Megagi La Skunk]]; [[Chris and reality|she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist]]. Also, your [[Sailor Megtune]] powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! [[Sailor Moon|Usagi and the Sailor Scouts]] would have been most ashamed of you.

You need to pay me what you owe for [[Chris and hypocrisy|Destroying Me, My Heart, My Soul, and My Life]] with your ungratefulness to [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|my past loyalty and devotion]]. You played me for a fool for Years, making me spend and spend on you with borrowed [[Chris and money|money]]! You continuously had Mimms an everyone else online humiliate me! I can not ever find employment now, because my background check has been made null and void with Your Damn Internet Troll Army! You would not even accept the Copies of the Uncut SM series I had burned for you! You conned me into giving you my Original DVDs. It is as if I was swindled into bargain basement, counterfeit imported crap. I poured my heart for you, and you break the glass pitcher the essence was stored in.

You need to pay me what you greatly owe me for Destroying Me! [[Chris and English|And I not or you and your army, stressing us out, my father would still be alive today]]! Face Me In Person and settle our Long Heated Rivalry and Domestic Hatred, NOW!!!}}

Chris also immediately posted two comments to his post:

{{quotebox|And by the way, [[Chris and religion|I pray]] you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch]] and the [[Michael Snyder|Bastard]]! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!}}

{{quotebox|NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!}}

===Apologize or else===

The next day he blamed Megan for this site.

{{quotebox|October 4, 2013
I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the [[Cwcki]], its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.}}

===GAMe PLACe revelations===

On the same day in which he posted the previous post, Chris made another one, correcting Megan's slanderous lies and revealing the true and honest truth about what happened at [[The GAMe PLACe]].

{{quotebox|October 4, 2013
Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs on to me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed fro murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; His Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!"

I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.}}

Immediately afterwards Chris posted the following comment to his post:

{{quotebox|NOBODY COMMENT OR EMAIL ME! I want HER to contact me In Person and Face to Face!}}

===Announcement===

{{quotebox|October 11, 2013

<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki>

Someone is pretending to be me in Spoofing and has been spamming the message screen capped below to a lot of people; likely those in my contact list on my AOL account.

Mainly, I have not ever been to the Phillipines; I am still in Ruckersville, VA; financial issues for real right here and now are irrelevant, and I am not in any trouble with any police or "embassy". Whoever is pretending to be me in this spoof attempt needs to stop or be stopped.

And in any case, please disregard the message if you have received it. — feeling pissed off.}}

===Mighty Wings Review===
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{{quotebox|October 15, 2013
I just had a 5 piece Mighty Wing at [[McDonalds]], with honey mustard; I had a sauce-free bite first. At the Forest Lakes location at least, there is a reason for offering a large drink free with 5 piece purchase. BOLDY SPICY!! They would do just as well offering a milk jug or two with purchase. They should make t-shirts: "I Survived the McD Mighty Wings!"}}

{{quotebox|Also, I just had my weight checked; lost seven pounds}}

===Another Announcement===
After the September 2013 Facebook leak on the [[CWCki Forums]], Chris posted the following:
{{quotebox|Monday, 28 October 2013

Announcement: Attention Everyone: Whoever has been capping and discussing my private posts, Please Stop It. [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Megagi_La_Skunk_agrees_that_you_should_have_never_been_born|I have no intention]] [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Apologize_or_else|towards anything online]], and my private thoughts I share Only with my [[Anna McLerran|Real Friends]] in my List Only should remain Private as such. [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#GAMe_PLACe_revelations|And I have not been]] [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Announcement|whining about anyone]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|so please stop bothering people and telling them that I had]]. I will never be a member of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|anything]] about and/or against me online Ever, so any "kind offers" will be automatically rejected and ignored.

In other words, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Leave Me Alone and Quit Talking About Me At All]], you pinheaded [[Trolls]]!!!}}

===Reality Comes Knocking===

{{quotebox|Wednesday, 30 October 2013

I had long thought I was liked genuinely as a person in [[Manchester High School]] by my closest [[gal pal]]s and everyone else. Now I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me.

Let me share a couple of recent [[emails]] from one of my friends. I am not doing this to be mean, cruel or bad, but it really hurts me emotionally.}}

{{quoteboxred|A lot of us were surprised, even shocked to see how much Christian had changed from the way we remembered him in high school. He was just this awkward, slightly-odd, shy kid back then. A lot of the [[Slow-in-the-minds|Special Ed kids]] got picked on but, [[Chris and his ego|for some reason]], Christian seemed to get it much worse than the others. _____ and _____ I let Christian hang out with us mainly because we felt sorry for him. He sort of latched onto us, like he expected us to protect him. He was like a [[Naive|lost little boy]]. Sometimes I think he saw us as sort of mother figures, which seems a little creepy now, but Christian seemed harmless enough back then, and we didn't mind him hanging out with us. As far as socializing goes, we didn't really hang with him outside of school, except for the time we went to [[My big 18th party|his 18th birthday party]].

_____ and _____ weren't so much friends of Christian's, as they were his protectors. Some kids used to mess with him and steal his stuff. These kids were constantly teasing Christian and picking on him, doing whatever they could to get some kind of reaction out of him. Mostly Christian just cried or ran away. I don't think I can remember a time where he tried to stand up to the bullies. He seemed to prefer to have other people do that for him.

No, I don't really follow Christian's activity on [[Facebook]]. I'm actually not on his friends list, for reasons I'd rather not discuss with someone I don't really know that well (no offense). I know a lot of the people that are on his friends list, and they mostly ignore him. He's basically background noise. The only time they really notice his posts is when he tags them. Some of the stuff he posts is kind of bizarre and disturbing, which is the main reason why I decided I didn't want to have any contact with him.

I'm also really creeped out that he's still obsessed with _____ and he's actively looking for her. She is well aware of this and she's taken steps to make sure that she's VERY hard, if not impossible, to find. Yes, I've been in touch with her, but I don't feel that I have her permission to pass along her contact information. I'll pass along your email address though, if that's OK. That way, she can contact you if she wants to.

A lot of people became friends with Christian because of the reunion and also, because a lot of them still felt sorry for him. Some people are having second thoughts though, after seeing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|that awful picture]] he drew of [[Megan|his friend]]. A lot of people stopped feeling sorry for him and started ignoring him after they saw that. I was shocked that he could draw something so gross and depraved. The "thumbs up" sign really pissed me off for some reason. The whole thing was very sexist, disrespectful, and, above all - damn creepy.

I have my suspicions about who may have leaked Christian's Facebook posts, but I'd rather not say, because I don't want to be involved in this. Christian accused this person of "leaking" the full list of classmates from our graduating class. Christian contacted some of his MHS friends and tried to make trouble. He told them to give this guy a hard time for what he did. His friends weren't amused. Anyway, I don't think Christian has anything to worry about. He's not friends with this guy anymore. }}

{{Quotebox|Once again, Not to be mean, cruel or bad:

I did not mean to sound cruel; I had thought you all were my friends for the sake of friendship, not for pity.

Really? REALLY?! You all thought of me as weak from first and outside impressions? For your information, I was not picked on as much as I am interpreting your exaggeration. If I was picked on as much as stated, I would have had wedgies, I would have been pestered in the Locker Room, I would have been shoved into a locker, etc., and NONE of those things have ever happened to me at all. I never expected any "protection" from anyone, and I looked up to you all as my Friends, Never like mothers. Oh, my god. I had no preference to anyone doing anything for me; I did a Lot of things for myself, including my homework. I was consistently on [[Honor Roll]]. Forgive me if my posts were not being considered "Normal" to you, but my life is what it is, and I am usually honest about details. NOBODY is happy or mentally sound 24/7/365. EVERYONE in this world has their own Mental Problems, No Matter What or Who. And frankly, I feel pissed off that you would judge me still for that ONE drawing that I had already elaborated on to make sure it had not been taken out of context. And [[Mimms]] is not to be trusted. If he really wanted to help me, he would have never EVER taken my photograph in [[2007]] and make mockery of me!

For everyone's information, I wanted to locate [[Tiffany Gowen]], because I wanted and needed my closest friend to talk to and find closure; I am Lonely and Sad! I went well out of my way to gather towards bringing everyone together for the reunion; I put a lot of the pure goodness I had felt in my my heart and soul into that work. Now I find out everyone was nice to me not for the sake of friendship or that they liked me, but because of sorry feelings!

I was mainstreamed throughout my education; [[Chris and reality|it had worked out well for me.]] I could be a lot worse off. I am not certain pity friendships are for the better for anyone, but real [[My_Little_Pony|friendships really are magic]] and healing, or at least they're supposed to be.

Well, now I know where I stand — feeling very sad.}}
Chris later added:
{{quotebox|This makes me so sad, I actually considered suicide. The only reasons I don't do it are [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and [[Clover and Snoopy|my dogs]], and that [[Chris and religion|premature death leaves one in Limbo]]. I am really hurt, and I feel emotionally paralyzed and numb. It all hurts.}}

===PLEASE UNDO IT!===
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{{quotebox|
Look, Whoever reported me just now, PLEASE UNDO IT! I was typing a message to [[Gal pal#Molly Quarles|Molly Marie Quarles]] asking her if the recent email applied to her as well.}}

===Chris Will Only Accept Your Apologies In Person===
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{{quotebox|If anyone wants to sincerely apologize to me or actually offer [[China|anything even remotely positive to me]], come to my house at [[14 Branchland Court]] in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]]; I don't take [[emails]], [[phone calls]] or whatnot; those can be faked.}}

==eBay Selling Feed===
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August 2013 Facebook Posts

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Chaosakita: /* Got your tunes! */

==Status Updates==
===LEGO High School===
{{quotebox|Monday, 5 August 2013

The [[High School]] is the Best Set Lego has released (better when merged with the Horse Academy set), since the Hillside House, and this should be the next "Best Toy, Gold Award".

<nowiki>**Already-Thought Comments:</nowiki> 
-I am in Science/Biology/Math class. 
-My [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] is teaching English and History, currently on Abe Lincoln. 
-The Infomaniac is the Pricipal. 
-And Zach comes in from the Seinor's Courtyard with a "That's What She Said" comment (StoneBreakers20 on [[YouTube]]). 
-And [[Wikipedia:Venus (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)|Venus]] and Mikey are having fun too.

[[File:ChrisLego02.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego03.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego04.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego05.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego06.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego07.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego08.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego09.jpg]]}}

Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Sorry; small error. It's <nowiki>"StoneBreakers10"</nowiki> on YouTube.}}

Mary McLerran then posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|So cool! We love legos! This is the BEST!}}

===Heartlake High===
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 6 August 2013
<nowiki>Best Lego Set Ever! Even better than the Awarded Café.

http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Product?p=41005</nowiki>}}

[[Anna]] then posted:
{{quoteboxred|WANT
[[File:AnnaWANT.jpg]]}}

===One of my pups just peed===
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 6 August 2013
One of my [[Clover_and_Snoopy|pups]] just peed, and look how it came out. Shaped like a [[Sweetheart|girl]].

[[File:ChrisPupsPeed.png]]}}

William Elliot Waterman then posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|Looks kind of like [[Chaos Emeralds|chaos with 0 emeralds absorbed.]]}}

===Actual friendships===
{{quotebox|Wednesday, 7 August 2013
If ONLY it were that simple to inspire actual friendships in this adult life after "how people 'learn' about me on the internet". <nowiki>|:(</nowiki> Now I understand the reason for Pep Rallies (I was exempt from attending them, because they were Too Loud for me).}}

===Top Movies List===
{{quotebox|Wednesday, 7 August 2013
On that note, my top movies list is updated:

1. [[Mary Poppins]]
2. [[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Equestria Girls]]
3. Toy Story
4. [[American Rabbit|The Adventures of the American Rabbit]]}}

===The Riddle===
Chris posted some random pictures from [[Wikipedia:Mark Cuban|Mark Cuban]] to an Indian woman. Initially it was thought that Chris posted them in order to desperately prove that his followers are obsessed over any posts he posted, but it later turned out it was a '''riddle''' - A very absurd riddle that [[Autism|only Chris understands]].
{{quotebox|Saturday, 17 August 2013
-Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.

-Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.

-Twister: Hens live on a farm; farm in Kansas; Wizard of Oz; Tornado to Twister.

-Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.

-Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx.

-Great Wall of China: the Sphinx is half human/half lion; lions are cat family; there are cats in coffee shops in Japan; the written characters there are similar but different to China's characters; China is famous for its Great Wall.

-Smurfette playing Munroe: the Great Wall is made of stone and rocks; there are rocks in lava; lava is liquid fire; fire burns trees; logs are made from trees; there are log throwing competitions in Scottland; Scottish wear kilts; Gutsy Smurf wears a Kilt; showed off with Smurfette.

-Mayflower: Mony Python made a story of the Scottish being made from the British for aliens to win at Wimbledon; The British reside in England; to escape the rule to freedom, they crafted and sailed on the Mayflower.}}

Two days later, Chris deleted the riddle, most probably because nobody responded to his stupid riddle anyway.

===I got new shoes===
Chris posted a picture about his new shoes, which seem to look like shoes worn by 6-year old girls, possibly trying to continue his [[Tomgirl]] style.
{{quotebox|Sunday, 18 August 2013
I got new shoes.

[[File:ChrisNewShoes.png]]}}

Matt Stufano commented:

{{quotebox|awesome! very few things as good as a new pair of shoes-}}

===One Eyebrow===
Chris posted another pointless picture again on Facebook, this time about his eyebrow.
{{quotebox|Monday, 19 August 2013

[[File:ChrisOneEyebrow.png]]}}
Mary McLerran then replied to the picture:
{{quoteboxred|Cyclops?}}

Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Below is a"Friends Only" Post For da Trolls!

(Singing)

"One... Eyebrow".}}
Chris later deleted the post.

''Note: This may have been a response to a CWCki Forums post on the same day, where user "Midnight Kissy Bull" wrote: "We'd discuss Chris's eyebrows if we were truly desperate.''

===[[Breast Cancer Awareness]]===
Chris shared a photo of Breast Cancer Awareness, and stating that [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] is a breast cancer survivor.

{{quotebox|Friday, 23 August 2013
My mother, still alive, is a B.C. Survivor.

[[File:BreastCancerAwareness.png]]}}

===Snoopy Doobie Doo===
Chris then posts a photo of [[Clover & Snoopy|Snoopy]] and his mother.

{{quotebox|Friday, 23 August 2013
Here she is, with our Snoopy Doobie Doo resting on her shoulder.

[[File:SnoopyDoobieDoo.png]]}}

===Losing Friends===
Chris posts about his stress again, together with his blood pressure and more weird info.

{{quotebox|Tuesday, 27 August 2013
[[Stress]] from losing friends... Stress at home... Today... [[Chris_and_health|My blood pressure is up; feeling real dizzy and faint]]. Sad, pathetic, weak... I do try to learn from my mistakes! Shooting myself in the damn foot... Metaphorically... ugh...}}

==Notes from Friends==
===You're a real nice guy, Chris===
On 3 [[August 2013]], William Elliott Waterman posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|I heard [[Anna]]'s voice over the phone. She told me about how far back you guys go. You're a real nice guy, Chris.}}

===William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE===
On 7 [[August 2013]], after seeing his name being mentioned several times on the CWCki, despite less to zero people caring about him, William Elliott Waterman, one of Chris's friends on Facebook (even though most of Chris's friends on Facebook are actually [[Anna McLerran]]'s friends in the first place) posts a TL;DR [[White knight|whiteknighting]] open message to the trolls, posting how he's no better than Chris (even though he had a [[job]]), calling the trolls that they're the [[Chris and his Ego|same level as Chris]], and wants the DANG, DIRTY trolls to go ahead and troll him. (You know, as if anyone has an interest in confronting or fighting him anyway)

{{quoteboxgreen|Hello, [[trolls]]. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki|your archives]] and [[Da Update|announcing it on your news feed]], so I'll [[Captain's Log|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|open statement]].

You trolls get a lot of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laughs]] out of [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|the]] [[Bob Walks In|things]] Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. [[CWC is Sad|It's just sad]]. You're actually dedicating [[Obesity|huge chunks]] of your daily lives [[The creepy stare|stalking]] one [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|lonely man]] on the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]]. Seriously? This [[Christian Weston Chandler|<nowiki>'lolcow'</nowiki>]] was dried up years ago. [[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll|You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him.]] It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] basement-dwelling [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] that [[A-Logging|hates him just because he exists]], or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|you're just doing it for the <nowiki>'lulls'</nowiki>]]. If somehow you're [[Merried Seinor Comic|married]], [[Jerkop|have a job]], and [[China|have everything Chris wants]], [[Chris and remorse|you should feel]] even more [[It's UGH!|disgusted in yourself]] for doing it because you have some [[Fuck quest|perversion]] for [[JERKS|taking advantage]] of [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_Contest#Aftermath|someone less fortunate]] instead of having empathy and compassion for them.

I used to be like you morons, [[Mass debating|wasting my days]] [[Cakefarts|sitting on my butt]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|listening to everything]] you say about him. But I [[Metonic|grew up]]. I have a [[job]] and a life now, [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|but that still doesn't make me any better than him]]. [[White knight|I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you]], but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to [[Vamprosa|grow up]] and [[Trollbusters|stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor]]. [[Attraction sign|He's not shallow and picky like you think.]] You think you all need to go on [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|covert field missions]] and [[JenkinsJinkies|disguise yourselves]] as [[BlueSpike|girlfriends]] to even talk to him. [[28 October 2011|I never met him in person]] - [[Tomgirl|I'm not even a female]] - [[Megan Schroeder|and he friend requested me]]. All I did was [[Scale of Respect|respect him]] and [[Death threats|treat him like a HUMAN BEING]].

Having a [[Heart level|heart]] and [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|humbly admitting]] that you're at the [[Chris and his Ego|same level as him]] is all it takes, but you're all too little to do that. I'm not an [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|attention]] [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|whore]], but [[15 January 2010|feel free to troll me if you care enough. I know you won't.]] [[Monthly tugboat|You all got so lazy]] that you just [[Chris_and_art#Tracing|copy and paste]] his activity without even writing your own commentary anymore.

Come and get me, losers. Spankety, spankety, spankety.}}

''Note: The final paragraph is a reference to Earthbound, where [http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Pokey_Minch Pokey Minch] says the paragraph word for word.''

===Do you feel like your winning today?!?===
On 19 [[August 2013]], one of his new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|Do you feel like your winning today?!?}}
Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Because of good friendships, yes.}}
Another one of his new friends then posted:
{{quoteboxred|That's right! WINNING!!!}}

===Fantastic Gift In The Mail Today===
On 21 [[August 2013]], another one of his new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Thank you to Christian Weston Chandler for the fantastic gift in the mail today ! Very Cool !}}

Chris replied:
{{quotebox|Wow! For First Class, that was fast.}}

===Got your tunes!===
On 22 [[August 2013]], Matt from [[Manchester High School]] posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|We both got your tunes! Badass!}}

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== Facebook ==

My edit to [[Facebook]] wasn't vandalism. I moved all of the posts off the page to their corresponding months. Please don't revert my deletion again, thanks! [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 07:21, 24 November 2013 (PST)
* As in, all his notes from his friends from July 2013 can be found on the [[July 2013 Facebook Posts]] page in their entirety and so on. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 07:22, 24 November 2013 (PST)

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Chaosakita: /* Facebook */

==Hi there!==

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:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

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--[[User:WelcomeBot|WelcomeBot]] 09:35, 26 June 2012 (PDT)

== Re: forum decision ==

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== Facebook ==

My edit to [[Facebook]] wasn't vandalism. I moved all of the posts off the page to their corresponding months. Please don't revert my deletion again, thanks! [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 07:21, 24 November 2013 (PST)
* As in, all his notes from his friends from July 2013 can be found on the [[July 2013 Facebook posts]] page in their entirety and so on. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 07:22, 24 November 2013 (PST)

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April 2012 Facebook posts

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==Status Updates from Chris==
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===Not a Virgin===
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I am not a virgin anymore.}}

{{quotebox|What?! Explain!!}}

{{quotebox|Now, now, ladies. I don't kiss and tell.}}

===Good Mood===
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I have been in a good mood a lot lately, because I finally had sex, so I'll divulge a couple of details. I mean, seriously, I literally awake, and the first thing that comes to mind is the occasion. and I am smiling for hours. She was a very nice and sweet early 20s woman: and even better. she's half-cherokee. We've hit it off from the shared characteristic of being good people. and a very delightful and pleasant conversation. We exchanged phone numbers, and we did it in her room. I put together a nice gift basket for her to show my appreciation.

Aside from me and she, only one other very trusted friend, who led us to our meeting knows the full story. And in the future, the other person who will learn of it is my Sweetheart-to-be.

0 If ya really wanna know, you'd have to stay with me for a long while and more.}}

===Really Enjoyed my Dick===
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{{quotebox|Oh. I forgot to mention. she Really Enjoyed my dick: it was soo big and good, that it put the last dude she was with to shame: Her Words.}}

{{quotebox|You have rendered me speechless.}}

===Vacation===
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Hey. Just got back from a vacation in the country (Redoak, VA). The relatives there were busy. but we enjoyed a nice, peaceful time away from the stresses of here. And mama planted fresh flowers at her fathers and Corina's graves in good respect. The church in front of the Weston Family there had a mannequin in front of their cross that Easter Sunday; looked really good like our Lord.

[[File:VacationApril2012.jpg]]}}

===Losing weight===
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{{quotebox|I'm losin weight. Going down to 223 and falling.}}

{{quotebox|Way to go!}}

===Three Stooges===
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{{quotebox|I have just watched The (New) Three Stooges Movie: It was a lot of laughs. it had a fair set of plots. and I feel the actors captured the essence of the original Moe. Larry and Curly very well. It was neat seeing Larry and Curly watching Moe giving the MTV Jersey Shore gang the pokes slaps and gags. And the placement of the classic theme song and Act Cards (out of three) were well-placed. And all of the classic references make this movie a real feat for the classic reproduction.}}

{{quotebox|glad you enjoyed it!: ) i haven't seen it yet but i love the original stooges.}}

{{quotebox| My favorite classic short is "Loco Boy Makes Good': it is A Classic example of The Stooges. °Press.' Press."Pull.}}

===Tweet, tweet===
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{{quotebox|Tweet, Tweet. Just testing the link between my OLD Twitter to my facebook.}}

{{quotebox| Cool, That Works. I Approve lily Follwers Too}}

===Really Tired===
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{{quotebox|Just lost 2 hours of life in court waiting for hearing date setup. Really Tired, Wish Snyder dead from HIS own self-stress. I need sleep.}}

{{quotebox| Though I wouldn't wish death on anyone, I'm sorry you're sin going through all this. rm here for you. :)}}

{{quotebox|Thank You.}}
===Blocked===
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{{quotebox|I have Blocked EVERY LAST Ex-Follower of my Twitter; Now Only my REAL Friends should be able to read my tweets. }}

{{quotebox|By that, I mean my friends here on Facebook.}}
===Safe===
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{{quotebox|I think it is safe to tweet to facebook now. :)}}
===Hairspray===
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{{quotebox|I have tried a hairspray my cherokee gal friend recommeded, and I like it. Aussie Sprunch; it keeps my hair poly. and smells of candy. :) }}
===Freeze up===
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{{quotebox|My self-confidence is still good; I still smile a lot; but I lately freeze up upon seeing a pretty woman; why can't I even say "hi"? }}
{{quotebox|One step at a time, but eventually you must take the dive. Even if you're rejected multiple times, you must continue trying. Like rye told you once, you won't ever succeed unless you try. Just take rejection in stride. Everyone gets rejected one way or another in their kfetime.}}
{{quotebox|Yep.}}
===Twitter===
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{{quotebox|Any of y'all. my friends on facebook. want to follow my Tweets. please leave me a comment with your @name on f.b., and send me your request }}
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{{quotebox|The flirting advice and pointers are to be offered to me IN PERSON words alone just don't work as hot as experience. }}
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{{quotebox|Aside from ice-breaking with friendly face recognition, I would appreciate help on flirting with women; kissing help would be good too. }}
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{{quotebox|I must still have some old fears of her being already taken, possible troll, rejection, etc, etc, etc. }}
===April 22===
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{{quotebox|just w it again on my iTunes}}
{{quotebox|I enjoyed the Canterlot Wedding M.L.P. 2-Parter episodes It was very nice, and the songs sang were v great. }}
{{quotebox|I just enjoyed it again on my iTunes, with my mother. Still a great show. Now, I feel reminded of my desperation for my Sweetheart-2-13.}}
{{quotebox|The virgin-breaker was a Great Milestone for me. and it made me feel more self-confident, but still, it was One thing. }}
{{quotebox|I still require my Sweetheart. :_( }}
===April 23===
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{{quotebox|At WMUMChurch yesterday. I went, but the loneliness was really hitting me. I just am not feeling loved in my congregation. }}
{{quotebox|Only two people acknowledged me during the opening Passing of the Peace; ONE of who I actually know. Still did not perk me up much. }}
{{quotebox|I wrote a LOT of Prayer Concerns about myself and put them into the top collection plate Before the service started. }}
{{quotebox|Am I acknowledged in needing prayers and concerns when that part came up? NO. }}
{{quotebox|I do not care much for Ecl's words of worship, although he does his own good job; EVERY Sunday I went and Elizabeth Foss was there... }}
{{quotebox|HER words Always. if not mysteriously, coincidentally, telepathically or whatever, HER words Always Related to what I was feeling... }}
{{quotebox| Ed always talks on and on in a droning way about the Religious aspects of Methodism. but RARELY about the People and...}}
{{quotebox|how WE are feeling. Elizabeth ALWAYS had a GREAT Comforting word. I wish she had NOT left the church: She really is a caring and good... }}
{{quotebox|person. Mr. Ed. I feel, is an uncaring, non-understanding. uncompassionate, ignorant, stubborn old horse. }}
{{quotebox|And I feel like I was considerably forgotten in the church I knew I was gone for too long. but my internal clock kept me awake at night... }}
{{quotebox|and prohibited me from being a day person. "sigh" I am Lonely. }}
{{quotebox|NOT many people. INCLUDING family, Really or Truly cares about me OR my mother... }}
{{quotebox|I am alone at the moment. My mother is getting a sleep-napia for her snoring at M.J.H. }}
{{quotebox|It just dawned on me that THIS is what it is like if it WAS just me... It really IS lonely, and it is hell to me.}}
{{quotebox|I understand financially, I just could not survive alone for long, and my daddy was right on that. }}
{{quotebox|WOULD it Kill any woman to approach me in public and offer her hand in friendship with a Long and True Relationship with me?!!}}
{{quotebox|If my mom had not found my dad. and HE was lonely and old too HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub. }}
{{quotebox|I certainly would Not last long either. Is my fathers missed fate my fate to be? }}
{{quotebox|I am in a LOT of emotional pain and distress right now. }}
{{quotebox|My mom is awake now. so I go pick her up. But I realize what I have just Tweeted. I can not afford to be alone in life. :_( }}

{{quotebox|Sorry I haven't been able to email you these past few days! It seems you have gone through quite a bit. If you need to vent, don't be shy to send me an email. Even if I don't respond, I ahvays get them. Just keep your head held high, even when things seem hopeless. Youl get through this with that driven sprat you have. I hope your mom is okay and give her my regards.}}
{{quotebox|Thank You.}}

===April 24===
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{{quotebox|RI @CWCSonichu: I had a great amount of sleep but I feel mighty weak from the stress, fear and all that from yesterday. }}
{{quotebox|RI @CWCSonichu: I desperately require my Sweetheart to be I seriously can not find and contact her by myself. I NEED HELP, PLEASE. }}
{{quotebox| I NEED HELP! On my Sweetheart Search NOW! }}
{{quotebox|Cole Smithey - The Smartest Film Critic in the World http://t.co/UBijdU6 via @colesmithey }}
{{quotebox|Exclusively to my confirmed friends, I can be reached through my PSVita on Skype at "chrischan02241982". }}

===April 25===
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{{quotebox|Isn't ANYONE ELSE reading my posts?! I am under emotional distress, and ONLY 1/8 of my Real Friends offer me comfort and wisdom?! }}
{{quotebox| i am. i don't know of anything i can do to help though. : (}}
{{quotebox|'WOULD it IKE any woman to approach me in public and :ffer her hand in friendship with a Long and True Relationship with me?!!}}
{{quotebox|How about TELLING other women about me, spreading GOOD words about me, etc., etc.}}
{{quotebox|i do say nice things about you. i don't know who to introduce you to though. don't be mad at me.}}
{{quotebox|Most ANY Single Woman.}}
{{quotebox|I'm not mad; just self-frustrated. It's not your fault.}}

===April 29===
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{{quotebox|I'm feeling lonely and tired. Been reading trolls thoughts Amazingly half to most are bad, but a Lot are Good.}}
{{quotebox|Popularly, I am still a great artist, I am more dedicated when I set my to doing something; drawing LOTS of comic pages. }}
{{quotebox|I am an intereSting. unique individual, they see me as harmless. I am more than meets their eyes in depth. }}
{{quotebox|I am more social, outgoing and spontaneous than ANY of those SHY. Fallible Trolls. }}
{{quotebox|I have a flair in Cheering People Up, I am Fun and Comical. and I am Direct and Honest. }}
{{quotebox|Their screencapped, "unsolicited", highlighted testimonials will be added to my album later. }}
{{quotebox|PLEASE Relay my good qualities to your women friends, and introduce them to me ASAP.}}

{{quotebox|I told a girlfriend of mine about you, and she seemed real Interested. But apparently she only goes for men with realty dark hair. Sorry' If she changes her mind, 11 have her cal you or send you an email}}

===April 30===
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{{quotebox|EVERYONE. If you'll read Kim's comment in response to my recent Tweet below,... }}
{{quotebox|SHE did the Right Thing: She Told a Girl Friend of hers about me. Follow Her Example, Please, And Thank You. :) }}

==Notes from Chris==
===An Open Note===
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Sunday, [[April 2012|April 1, 2012]] at 11:12pm

I want to make something very clear to everyone on [[the internet]]. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. [[White Knights|You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me]]. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]]. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a [[Death_threats|Caring]], [[Chris_and_remorse|Compassionate]], all-around [[Twin_Falling_Towers|Good Person]]. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who [[Megan Schroeder|turned Coldest]] [[The Wallflower|Shoulder Against me]] and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the [[CWCki|Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.]]

The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, [[Barbara]], and outside of [[14 Branchland Court|this house]], I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of [[Bob Chandler|my father]] gives you all nightmares, and may [[God]] have mercy on your souls.

You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.
}}

===An Open Note (4/13/2012)===

(note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)

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Friday, [[April 2012|April 13, 2012]] at 10:08pm

It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place.

[[Ego|I do not require any congratulations]] or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person.

And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own [[Lie|self-fabricated theories and fables]]; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your [[Chris and remorse|selfish]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|demoralizing]], [[28_October_2011#Aftermath|incriminating]], [[Virgin With Rage|lonely]], [[Chris and Anger|hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred]], and whatever [[Autism|mental and emotional issues]] you each likely suffer from.

You Trolls, Get A Life.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
4/13/2012
}}

===to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu===

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Monday [[April 2012|April 16, 2012]] at 4:21am

Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j

I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and [[Ego|thinking you all are better than me]]. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|laugh at people with a disability]], and their mistakes, because [[Chris and Reality|the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll]].

[[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|I am in your dreams]], haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, [[Chris and English|jealosies and lackluster purposes]] against me and my family and friends.

You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the [[Virgin_with_rage#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|once innocent]] good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries.

HA HA HA.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.<ref>http://789chan.org/cwc/src/13346684418.jpg</ref>
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===Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.===

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Wednesday, 25 April 2012 at 17:45

In my humble opinion, I actually like [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters#Derpy|Derpy]] for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from [[Wikipedia:The Biggest Douche in the Universe|an episode]] of "[[South Park]]"; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny.

Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because [[Chris and reality|we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations.]]

I, Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], VA, [[USA]], respect and like Derpy, and I encourage [[Wikipedia:Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust]], [[Wikipedia:Amy Keating Rogers|Amy Keating Rogers]], and the rest of the [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance.

Christian Weston Chandler.
April 25, 2012

MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps
www.youtube.com
UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ...

[[File:Saved.jpg]]

<nowiki>http://www.savederpy.com</nowiki>
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Chris later commented:

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And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on [[Wikipedia:The Hub (TV channel)|the Hub]] on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.
}}

===I have decided===
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Thursday, 26 [[April 2012]] at 19:35

The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my [[Sweetheart Search]] with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and [[Mimms|Photographs]] are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the [[Random-access humor|Hippo on my Head]].

I Welcome All.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
April 25, 2012
}}

Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.

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The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily '''(Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012''' fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. '''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)'''

I Welcome All.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
April 25, 2012
}}

Chris later commented:

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I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.}}

===Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D===

On '''28 April 2012''', Chris posted in Facebook once again, declaring "victory" against the trolls. His reason for ego-tripping was his belief that he had fooled the trolls by announcing that he would come out in public with a new Attraction Sign, subsequently causing them confusion when he didn't show up. Unfortunately for Chris, he ends up making an utter jackass of himself with this post, both by confirming that he [[Chris and Anger|let the trolls get to him in the mall,]] resulting in a shouting match that got him thrown out, as well as basically admitting that his brilliant "revenge" involved him staying holed up in his room, something he does every single day of his life anyway. The delusion that he has "won" when in fact he's shot himself in the foot yet again is really staggering.

He also takes the time to issue [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|idle death threats]] to his trolls at the end of his bellowing, almost as if he was desperate for people to take him seriously.

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO [[Chris and the Law|Fallible]], [[Jackie|Gullible]], [[Death_threat#Chris_as_recipient|Paranoia-Prone]], [[Chris and Fashion|Clownish]], [[14 Branchland Court|At the Bottom of the Heap]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Stupid]] [[Tomgirl Pictures|FOOLS]]. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have [[Chris and Reality|FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All]] (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your [[Christian Weston Chandler|comically inept]] and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j

To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, "BANNED". So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to "Manager"). I too scoff at his [[Pickle|small-sausage name.]] All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and [[Honor roll|mistaken "facts".]]

You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, [[Megan|Abuse]], or anything of Malcontent, [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER]].

In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more [[Slow-in-the-mind|INTELLIGENT]], [[Autism|WISE]] and [[Naive|KNOWLEDGEABLE]] than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? [[Chris and Hypocrisy|YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND.]]

I am [[Creepy stare|WATCHING]] each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|REST-ASSURED]], [[Lie|I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All!]]

YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real.

Sincerely,

Christian Weston Chandler

4/28/2012

<nowiki>**</nowiki>More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, "[[Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps]]".
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===I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas===
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 30 April 2012 at 01:41

And to quell one question. "[[JenkinsJinkies]]" "[[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29|camp story]]"; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to [[Chris and Reality|convince y'all to believe]] originated from [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]'s Parrot; [[Wikipedia:Long John Peter|the episode]] Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, "I had a gay experince at camp". [[Rollin' and Trollin'|PUNK'D!!!]]

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2013-11-23T20:13:42Z

Chaosakita: From April 2012

From April 2012

March 2012 Facebook Posts

2013-11-23T20:08:29Z

Chaosakita: 180

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==Status Updates==
===Moderate to Positive Attitude===
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Hey, yall. hie been in moderate to positive attitude, so hie been impulsively adding to the wall less. So Less posts from can be considered moderate to good.}}
===Still Feeling Lonely===
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Things are considerably unchanged; I still do not care for the Trolls, or Megan Schroeder. I'm still awaiting my next trial from Mr. Snyder's Trap. I am still feeling Lonely.}}
===Would it kill anyone?===
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{{quotebox|SERIOUSLY. would it KILL anyone to talk about me positively around the local groups of women and refer them to my Facebook page at least (My page is set for Friend Requests from "Friends of Friends Only")?}}
===I'm lonely===
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<nowiki>**Singing**</nowiki>

"I'm Lonely. I'm Lonely. I'm Lonely Now. I'm Lonely, I'm Lonely. I'm Lonely Now. I'm Lonely, I'm Lonely. I'm Lonely Now. I'm Lonely..."}}
===Still Feeling Lonely II===
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Hey.

Still feeling lonely: only a sense of satisfaction I get from emotionally helping my mother a lot makes me feel slight better. The downside from that is when I make a mistake: she gets really loud with emotional outbursts. and I feel hurt inside again. But for the while, neither she or I can survive emotionally without the other...

Some people are nice to her: she feels good. Most are mean, or considered mean from a possible misunderstanding: she feels frustrated, angry, sad. I endure her outbursts again.

We both wish Mr. C. (my dad/her husband) was still around. She feels his presence in the house: I see and converse with him in my dreams.

Its lonely. And she and I both cry at times.

She feels like she has few people outside our household who really care about her being. :_(

"sigh"

It is tough.}}

{{quotebox|aw i am sorry christian. that must be really hard for you bath}}

===Benefit show===
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{{quotebox|Hangin' at Rob & Dana's Benefit Show with mama. Quiet now (not counting the music): mom may force me to leave early; I may make some new women friends. Que cera cera.}}

{{quotebox|thanks for coming christian!it was so goad to see you!!!i cam and we - can hang out soon!!}}

{{quotebox|Thank you for inviting me. :)}}

===Music was good===
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{{quotebox|Ended up leaving early at 8:30: made a few new acquaintances: the music was good.}}

===Quiet today===
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{{quotebox|It's quiet today. which is good. Mom and I just set up a new mailbox with a lock; either vandals. nature or the postal carrier have opened up our previous mailbox, exposing our mail for possible theft. }}

{{quotebox|Good call!I know with older mailboxes they1 lose their tension to keep themselves shut, so it's pretty annoying when they fall open on their own. And especially when it's raining out.}}

===Here's a thought===
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{{quotebox|Here's a thought, open for discussion.

The song with the lyric, "If its true, leave me all alone out here, wondering if you're ever gonna take me there."

I feel a bit baffled by it. because the dude wants to know if it is true or not: I think he would generally NOT want to be left alone wondering. The lyric should read, "If its true. DON'T leave me all alone out here, wondering if you're ever gonna take me there."

Sarcasm may be in play here. but I stand by the literal and such (or something like that).}}

{{quotebox|It does say don't. Hope that clears it up!}}

{{quotebox|I have heard rt over and over; there is no "dont".}}

{{quotebox|Al the lyrics weosnes say there is...}}

{{quotebox|I stand corrected. I've just downloaded the track, there IS a "Don't" there, but the BC singer sings the word. He really sounds faint, so it was hard to hear him when the song was played on the radio. Lite Rock Z-95.1}}

{{quotebox|Understandable.}}

===Rage Comics===
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I have just Learned of "Rage" comics; first from recognizing the Stupid. Smiling Face. A.K.A. "Rage". among the P53 Themes released onto the PlayStation Store today. 3/13/2012. The face IS a Common Trademark Logo. among other logos. including "Pedobear", 4Chan's clover, that wide-eyed yellow wide-smiling face. etc.

I now aim a portion of my Loathing for the Trolls/Cyber-Bullies towards "Rage" Comics. AND the characters face.

Also, Travis at the Gamestop in Forest Lakes interrupted what would have been a successful sale of my old PS3 (I've transferred all of the data to a newer model the past few days). and he gave me a hard time with a huge dash of Discrimination. Travis should be Fired, and the Bad Karma against him in his act against me now hangs over his head.}}

{{quotebox|Some of the Rage comics are pretty funny once you get past their original meanings, lol.

But oh my God, what did Travis do to you? He's always been pleasant with me!}}

===Nail Hit on the Head===
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I have finally had the metaphoric nail hit on the head. My mother made an intersting comment: she had worked with my type of lonely people before. So I asked her to describe what sort of lonely person did she think I was. and it makes a Great Deal of Sense to me with good clarity. I am a Misfit. I do not really fit in most anywhere. Most eveyone overlooks the misfit, and therein is why I am Publically Invisible. The topic is open for comments and discussion.}}

{{quotebox|yes, what does your mother suggest? also do you want to change or do you kke who you are now?}}

{{quotebox|Actually, my mother is Also a misfit, and neither of us have any idea for not being a misfit. I do not conform easily.}}

{{quotebox|You don't necessarily have to conform to society, but you must realize that you can not expect others to conform to your views. Just food for thought.}}

===Where are all the single women?===
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{{quotebox|At the dentist with mom: her appointment. I am still feeling clown from lack of girlfriend. I watched the video preview of the PS3 Dynamic Theme. "Forever Lonely' (Rage Comics). Essentially dude waves at a passing woman: she ignores then laughs at him: it made me reflect a bit. Definitely need to speak out more addressing the local women. I still fear the usual: rejection. presence of her boyfriend, read the online shit against me, etc., etc.

Where are all of the socialable single 21 - 30 year old women in C-Ville hanging out? Seriously!!!

[[Heather]] was the best...}}

{{quotebox|I've already tried the bars, and the pickings are slim.}}

===Mythbusters===
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{{quotebox|went to DC yesterday to see Adam and Jamie Live at the Warner Theatre. I enjoyed the show, and it was good. I wanted to be a participant, but I wasn't picked. I wanted them to also autograph my duct-tape wallet I made MONTHS ago after first watching Adam holding his duct-tape wallet (I based mine from the wallet I was using right before making it). I had a permanent ink marker on-hand too.}}
{{quotebox|I took most of the photos during our DC trip with my 3DS; ONLY this one I took with the front camera of my PlayStation Vita for an improved definition quaky.}}
{{quotebox|I also had a question of if exploring myths behind mythical cures towards mental disabilities was in the future in mind, but I was not picked for either Q&A either.}}
{{quotebox|Does Camel Mik REALLY cure Autism? I am not certain it is as -magicar as it is raved on the internet. }}
{{quotebox|i love adam and jamie! jealous i missed that! hope you had a super awesome time!!!}}

===Need Some Sex===
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I need some sex. I am no different from everyone else on that topic. I get horny. I think about it OFTEN. I'm dreaming of inserting my rod 'A into female slot V'; followed by some lost genetics. Being an Adult Virgin SUCKS! Abstinance is a Joke. I am lonely. I am tired of being ignored and overlooked inbpublic by women. I Need Some Sex, }}

{{quotebox|A 30-year dry spa? I would invite you over, but my place, and my life, is still a mess.}}

===Court date===
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My court date is coming up. and there is a risk of me either having the charges from Snyder dropped. or me landing in Jail, and if my destiny is Jail. I will starve myself.

I do not want to die a virgin either. I need help Immediately: please send her my way in person (time for polite conversation and getting to know optional).}}
{{quotebox|Wel if you go to jai, you probably won't die a virgin. }}
{{quotebox|Why don't you ask}}
{{quotebox|Why don't you ask the fucking trolls on the damn Cwcki? They aE unauthorized documented every fucking detai of the trials and shit. The date is on Thursday April 5, at the Courthouse of Charlottesville, of the Police Station at the Downtown Mal}}
{{quotebox|Huh, rm pretty sure that stuff is like public info or something. But anyway, I hope you are found innocent!}}
{{quotebox|Thank you, Kim.}}
{{quotebox|Court date is April 5; C-Ville Courthouse of the Police Station at the Downtown Mall at 1:00 PM.}}

==Notes==

===Shooting Myself in the Foot===
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Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm

I have often "shot myself in the foot" with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, [[My Little Pony|gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good "editor in chief".]]}}

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June 2012 Facebook posts

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Chaosakita: /* Without power */

==Posts from Chris==
===June 2===
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{{quotebox|It is here: "V Day. 6:15 AM; according to the Forum, the bastards got an early start about two hours ago }}
{{quotebox|All I am capable of doing is remain inside the house with my mom and the pups. keep an eye on the local news and outside the window,... }}
{{quotebox|...and wait. }}
{{quotebox|Everyone else that gets this message, please relay to your friends. Locate any to all of the Trolls handing out and posting... }}
{{quotebox|any Anti-Christian Chandler posters and flyers, arrest the bastards, and destroy ALL posters/flyers of the topic you all find. }}
{{quotebox|Please Help in countering their heinous name-smearing campaign. Thank You. and God's Speed and Blessings. }}
{{quotebox|Just reviewing the older posts of the plot: a group of them will meet at Fashion Square at 11:00 AM in or around the Food Court Area}}
{{quotebox|Watch around Rio Road, and Rio Hill Shopping Area. }}
{{quotebox|Some of them may wear ugly clown masks, similar to "Twisted Metal's Sweet Tooth Character. }}
{{quotebox|Some of them may dress up as Ghosts, Triple "K" Style and idea.}}
{{quotebox|Dressed in Pickle Costume/Suit Outfits. }}
{{quotebox|They may or may not be armed with weapons. }}
{{quotebox|Do not let them make any comments on he 1st Amendment, or "Barracks got our back." }}
{{quotebox|Crap! They may have hired a Skywriter. }}
{{quotebox|Destoy any video recorders/recordings they may shoot or make; prevent any of their footage from going online. }}
{{quotebox|The trolls have gotten everyone informed wrongly about me by about 2:00 PM: one of them started making their way to my house at about 4:30PM }}
{{quotebox|PLEASE. Somebody tell me he/she did something against the trolls and their poster plot today!!! I am Not seeing anything good. }}
{{quotebox|PLEASE. Somebody tell me he/she did something against the trolls and their poster plot today!!! I am Not seeing anything good. }}
{{quotebox|Swell! Nobody cares enough to give me a visual confirmation on the poster plot, and the known/unknown haunts me over and over. }}
{{quotebox|I could be DEAD and no one on my Facebook would give a damn. Thanks a lot! }}

{{quotebox|I just got home from work, sorry I couldn't comment earlier! Of course I care, you shouldn't think like that. Sometimes people just draw a blank and aren't sure what to say.}}
{{quotebox|Here is my reason for not saying anything: I know that it's all fake, and that you've fallen for it once again. Nobody's out there posting signs or protesting or anything. But if I say that, you won't believe me. And you have 11 friends on Facebook, many of whom do not even We in the Charlottesville area & so could not check on things for you, & the rest may not have even been on Facebook yet today. & those that have, might not be subscribed to you. So they may not have even seen your posts.}}
{{quotebox|I am probably an idiot for asking at a time like this; HOW do you know; did you have some Intel of your own; did you know a detai I did not Please Explain, Anna.}}
{{quotebox|You're not an idiot. I know because people are sul messaging me on Facebook telling me so - people who are still your fans, & because it's extremely obvious to me that the pictures of the posters hung up in places are fake. I've gotten very good at spotting the difference between real and fake over the years. And by using logic, it's easy to see that nobody's going to spend money on a plane ticket/gas/hotel room/taking off work just to come torment you for a day.}}

===June 4 Twitter===
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{{quotebox| I feel stressed. I feel tired. I FEEL OLD.}}
{{quotebox|You and your mom should try and take a vacation somewhere nice and quiet. Maybe go up to the Shennadoah Valey on a cool day and enjoy nature. You can take the puppies there too! }}

{{quotebox|Nobody really, truly understand me.}}

{{quotebox|I do not understand eveiything either.}}

===June 8 Twitter===
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{{quotebox|I feel lonely again. I saw a young male/female couple; he nibbled at her ear; I felt like I wanted to make him disappear (not kill). }}
{{quotebox|I feel like I am inches away from becoming a super villian, who not wants to conquer the world, but wants to be rid of all males 21-50...}}
{{quotebox|.. years old by transporting all of those jerks into another dimension, or accelerating their individual ages to Si. each.}}
{{quotebox|But I know a lot better than that, and I just bottle that anger up into my fist and punch the air, free of any living being }}

===June 9 Twitter===
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{{quotebox|am at McD in Ruckers; there is a B.K. '(Adult sitting behind me; he acknowledged me; he is quite possibly a troll.}}
{{quotebox|How did he acknowledge you?}}
{{quotebox|A famiar greeting grunt and a nod. }}
{{quotebox|Very Suspicious.}}

{{quotebox|He has his head down ATM; going to wait until he leaves.}}
{{quotebox|Typing or playing on his phone, he may be posting on Forum or communicating with his kind. Continuing to keep distance. }}

{{quotebox|The dude finally left at 12:15, so I left too.}}
{{quotebox|Just a note, I will be hosting my lemonade stand for Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation tomorrow. }}
{{quotebox|It will be held at my church at 1901 Thomson Road in Charlottesville, VA, at 12:00 Noon, after service and during a picnic there. }}
{{quotebox|All on my friends list are welcome for good food, lemonade and meeting new people. Plus donations for A.L.S.F. are appreciated too. }}
{{quotebox| 11 see what I can do!}}

===Donation===
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{{quotebox|Including my ten dollar donation, I have raised $50.00 for the foundation. }}

===Slump===
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{{quotebox|I feel in another slump, because I realize another reason behind my shyness and all. I Do Not Understand... Especially people, and more especially, the people who hate me. And the lack of understanding bothers me, because it is like any unknown to any person; all unknowns frighten all people.
IDK, maybe if I can understand people, and how to deal better with the hateful people, I'd probably feel less inhibited. And at the moment, even so, I still am stuck at home most of the time with my responsibilities between my mother, our dogs and cats, the finances, household, etc. {:(
*sigh*... }}
{{quotebox|I used to feel that same confusion and shyness, especialy when I was in middle school, where it seemed people hated me for no reason. It took me many years to realize that they hated me because they didn't know me, and the fact that they never bothered to TRY to get to know me was their loss, If a person is wing to hate you, they are not worth your tine. If they are not wing to get to know the real you, why should you waste one second of your ife worrying about them? They are nothing to you. People hate you out of ignorance and a fear of other people's opinions. If they knew the real you, the Christian I know, they could not possibly hate you. You are one of the purest souls rve ever known. Sure you've made mistakes, but so have we a. You've just had the bad luck of having every one of those mistakes made public by the people who are so unhappy with their real Ives they have to create onine personas and try to ruin yours.}}
{{quotebox| Hate is poisonous, and I feel sorry for people who let themselves hate another human being. They are only doing damage to themselves. We are a in this world together, it just makes sense to be good to one another and try to make each other's Ives as wonderful as they can be!}}
{{quotebox|You might consider talcing a psychology class at PVCC, or reading a few books on the subject. That would help you to better understand people, and the motivations behind their actions.}}

===Grouch===
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{{quotebox|Do NOT go to the McDonalds at Forest Lakes in Charlottesville, VA, or this old grouch will give you a hard time for cussing all over the place, even though you say only One damn word. }}

===June 14 Twitter===
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{{quotebox|I've just watched the movie, Chronicle, Director's Cut. It was a 4/5 movie. }}
{{quotebox|You're my brother and if you ever gain super powers I wi gladly join you in chaotic destruction.}}
{{quotebox|I saw myself in the lead boy, I forget his name A.T.Moment, in what I would do to the Trolls, Snyder, the PLace building portion. }}
{{quotebox|But I feel that I would have done it tactful, Like Matt. When Steve was lost, I felt as emotionally broken as "A" did; equal to losing Mr.0 }}
{{quotebox|My dad, Mr.C. I and Mom still deeply miss him very much.}}

===Danny Tambirelli===
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{{quotebox|I think I look more like Danny Tambirelli when he grew his hair out in episode 321 of Figure It Out, except I'm Blonde.
LOL; he wore his hair well then. }}

===Lori Beth===
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{{quotebox|Also, does anyone remember which episode has Lori Beth playing that her toy zebra is dead. }}

===18 June Twitter===
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{{quotebox|At McD in Ruckersville; sitting in a quiet, peaceful, dark corner; enjoying a choc chip frappe, it's good...}}
{{quotebox|lice the mocha frappe!}}
{{quotebox|Feeling lonely, meh, blank, wishy-washy... meh.}}

===25 June Twitter===
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{{quotebox|That shit makes my soul vomit. What the Fuck?}}
{{quotebox|Just a random thought: I prefer to say "bode" over "bored"; sounds similar, and I like word play. So, yeah, I'm bode & lonely right now. }}

===26 June Twitter===
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{{quotebox|Just watched Katy Perry's "The One That Got Away" music video; it touched me; made me think of the life that got away from me in 2000... }}
{{quotebox|I really wish I could go back to 1999 and make myself and my family stay in Midlothian. }}
{{quotebox|Oh, my life. :_( }}

===Public Post===
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{{quotebox|June 26, 2012

Going back to the Dark Parodies for a moment, I've just realized that for me at least, it is not only, and as much, the violence, mislabels, being mocked, made dumb of, etc. in the dang parodies, but the Timing of their creation and distribution.

I feel I had hardly that much time to fully elaborate the characters and their individual personalities, roles, it all, the ideas and stories, in my mind to paper, we're still just sprouting, not even close to full bloom. And when the Dark Parodies arise before everything that is fact to my creations and stories were all made full and clear, it causes total counter-creative chaos to me, the original creator/artist/storyteller, and too much of the chaos is Too Much on my mind and focus and creative inspiration are all lost in a massive writer's block.

I hate all of the people against me, those who find me "interesting" in twisted ways, those who harass me for "new content", those who just do not understand or get me at all (and that is Everyone), on the Internet around the world, because they all seriously are to blame for mentally and emotionally raping me to a state of total depression and lost inspirations. I made all of my mistakes falling for their cruel Manipulations; That is my fault. But for making me the lost soul that I am today from harassment and rape, EVERYTHING is ALL THEIR FAULT, BLAME and SINS!

Those damn people need to seriously think about the massive damage they mutually in combination all have made.}}

{{quotebox|I'm still amazed at how so many people think they can justify baiting and trolling an autistic man by calling him naive or saying he deserves it for _____. There is nothing you could do, Christian, that would make you deserve ANY of this treatment.}}

{{quotebox|Thank you.}}

===Hey! Damn trolls!===

Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and [[28 October 2011|his impending arraignment in July]], the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.]]

{{quotebox|1=Wednesday 27 [[June 2012]]

Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!!

Quit [[Homos|HATING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Niggos|DISCRIMINATING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Megan|HARASSING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Bob|GIVING ME GRIEF]]!!!

Quit [[Death Threats|WANTING ME DEAD]]!!!

Quit [[Michael Snyder|BAD-MOUTHING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Twitter|BLOGGING]] ABOUT Me!!!

Quit [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|HAVING FORUMS]] ABOUT Me!!!

Quit [[CWCki|HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES]] ABOUT Me!!!

Quit [[6 June 2010|PHOTOGRAPHING]] and [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|PHOTOSHOPPING]] Me!!!

Quit [[ShecameforCWC|DRAWING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Lars%27_Ship_Has_Sunk|MOCKING]] Me!!!

Quit MAKING ME LOOK [[Naive|STUPID]], [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|DUMB]], [[Slow-in-the-mind|RETARDED]], [[Twin Falling Towers|EVIL]], [[Sonichu Special 4|VILLIANOUS]], [[Strangle that Clyde Cash|BLOOD-THIRSTY]], [[Don%27t_Mess_With_Me|MURDEROUS]], [[White_knight#Chris_is_not_a_good_net_citizen|UNSOCIABLE]], [[Father Call|UNCARING]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNEMPATHETIC]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNCOMPASSIONATE]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers|HATABLE]], [[Chris and Race|DETESTABLE]], [[Chris and Anger|IRRITABLE]], [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|CRAPPED-ON]], [[CWCki|ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA]]!!!

Quit [[Chris and his Ego#Fishing For Sympathy|MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE]]!!!

Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND [[Chris and English|TO BE]]!!!!!!!

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In this post's comment section, [[Anna]] suggested Chris to change his phone number resulting in this conversation:

{{quotebox|1=Wednesday, 27 [[June 2012]]
Fighta Jet Lopez: Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls.

Christian Weston Chandler: I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards.

Fighta Jet Lopez: But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls?

Christian Weston Chandler: Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and [[3DS]] Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second [[Ego|I get all of the important calls for this household these days]]; I can not afford a new number.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:June27.png</ref>
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===Gave me trouble===
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{{quotebox|This woman gave me a difficult tine too.}}
{{quotebox|What did she do?}}

===Discriminated===
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{{quotebox|I have just been discriminated a AGAIN at the McDonalds at Forest Lakes; Do NOT go there either, or of you do, throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!}}

===Tired===
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{{quotebox|I am soo tired of people hating me. I can't stand it. And I don't understand...}}
{{quotebox|Don't waste your tine caring about what other's think. If people hate you for no reason, then they're not worth your time.}}

===June 28 Twitter===
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{{quotebox|I feel I am losing my will to live, if I have not done so already from having a dead soul.}}
{{quotebox|After taking a shower this morning, I went to my old room, got my Megatron GI figure, removed its attachments, and in its Gun mode,... }}
{{quotebox|I shot myself in the head. I am THAT depressed and internally dead, if Anyone on my friends list,... }}
{{quotebox|Aside from Kim and Fighta,...}}
{{quotebox|Ever gives a fuck, damn or time of day for me anymore. }}

===Good News===
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{{quotebox|Well, for once, there is a little good news tonight. After watching the latest vid in that dark parody set, Party.mov, I found out the detail I have been overlooking, "Ask Jappleack". I found the yids of the comic panels posted on ask-jappleack.tumbler.com, uploaded by "epicduck123". It dawns upon me in the part where Original Twilight Sparkle informs Jappleack about the parallel dimensions set apart from Original Equestria (Prime). The parodies that have been made from my Sonichu, Rosechu and Cwcville, are all considered alternate dimensions from the Cwcville Prime that still remains MINE and MINE ALONE!
Summary: to put everything into an easy to draw out perspective in my comic pages is simply to realize the alternate Cwcvilles and their characters, combine my creativity with the Psychic Powers of Magi-Chan to expel all past outside influences, Including Troll Influences and Manipulations.
That plan will be set in motion and drawn, after I get the damn court shit resolved, try to find peace of mind free of the Internet influences, regain a huge amount of self-confidence, and relocate my inspiration, along with a new creative location, set up new routines for myself, Get My Life Back In Good Order, find my girlfriend/sweetheart...
And I will require someone to advise me in getting published Officially and Offline, attend to the public relation management, and all of the shit I should have gone into a LONG time ago. You Know, a Manager?, Publicist?, }}
{{quotebox|Lawer?,... that son of Professional or Expen type Legitimate person.
Shit, it is a LOT of stuff, and I am NOT al-knowing.}}

===Domo Short===
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{{quotebox|This is my favorite Domo Short, because of the song. http://t.co/uA30JAq }}

===Bummed out===
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{{quotebox|In any case, I am still seriously feeling bummed out, depressed, dead soul, constantly hurting and all of that. *sigh*... ugh! OY! }}

===Damn Michael Synder===
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{{quotebox|Damn Michael Snyder, and all of those who have made me further ill from unnecessary stress. I found it difficult to get up as early today, because of how hot it is today. At least we have air conditioning here. And the dogs are being good; it's peaceful right now.
But what really is depressing to me is a lot of things. On a normal day at best currently, I go out for something to eat; get a long walk in; get time to myself to think and reflect (feel lonely and sad). But mostly, I am just an (appreciated) errand boy for my mother and and our pets. I still find it very difficult to meet new people from my too great shyness and autism. I go online to kill time often, but I can not meet new people, because of the damn trolls and cyber-bullies and all that socially discouraging shit. I am not making any to many new real (female) friends. No Progress is made for me; not much is really getting done for me. I am a mouse lost with very little idea of a solid plan in this grand labyrinth of life.
And even worse, I have been encountering people who started hating me, in reference to the recent bans from those two McDonalds. That NOW makes FIVE places I have been and am banned from around here; counting Fashion Square (DAMN That Manajerk), Piedmont Virginia Community College (DAMN Mary Lee Walsh), AND the PLace... CHILDREN-FUCKING-DAMNED Michael Snyder!!!
I Seriously Have Been PUBLICALY INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!
My mind is comparably as worse off as a terribly bad drug addict; constantly blank, irritable, untalkative, ignorant to most social cues, Lost In Life, yada, yada, yada. Except I do not do any of those drugs or smoke.
...and I just do not understand most people and a lot of shit in life. }}

===HELP!===
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{{quotebox|HELP! HELP! HELP!!!}}

===Without power===
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{{quotebox|Mom and I, and Green Lea Subdivision are without power; connected at McD.
There is a TREE Down ON the POWER LINES in the South Bound Lane on Spring Hill Road since 10:00 PM hour last night. Called Rappohannock Hours ago; Frigging Tree is still killing us at home. My family is desperate for the Air Conditioning, especially my mother.
Someone PLEASE Send Someone to remove Tree NOW.

[[File:FacebookTreeDown.jpeg]]}}

==Notes from Chris==
===To The Trolls===
This message was in response to a discussion on the [[CWCki]] forums about a poster campaign on 2 [[June 2012]], alerting the people of [[Charlottesville]] to Chris's degeneracy.<ref>[http://cwcki.forumer.com/c-ville-poster-flyer-campaign-update-t2224624.html]</ref>
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 4 [[June 2012]] at [[Biological clock|02:20]]

I have continued reading your posts and alerting [[Jerkops|the authorities]] of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating [[Trolls|bastards]]. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|shit]] [[lies]], including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. [[Naive|Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all]]. I have been [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|reading your posts personally through "trombonista's" account]]; there was NO MOLE.

Sincerely,
Christian Weston Chandler
June 4, 2012
}}

==References==
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{{facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

File:FacebookTreeDown.jpeg

2013-11-23T20:00:20Z

Chaosakita: From June 2012

From June 2012

July 2012 Facebook posts

2013-11-23T19:43:58Z

Chaosakita: /* Chris's Status Updates */ 88-94

==Chris's Status Updates==

===Tree===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|This is the tree; not only sitting on the lines, but a major traffic hazard too. And it is still there Now.}}
{{quotebox|I wish I were there, I could ckmb up and cut the hmbs myself!}}

===Tree is finally down===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|The tree is finally down, and the power in Green Lea here is back on}}

===Tired===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Too tired to feel more celebrative. }}

===Cell phone===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|I had to upgrade my cell phone, because its battery was no longer holding its charge for long during calls, and they no longer make the battery for it. It is official, I now have an 8 gig iPhone}}
{{quotebox|Oh, B1W, can anyone recommend a GOOD iPhone App for blocking specific phone numbers and 'Restricted/Unknown phone cals?}}
{{quotebox|I don't think they have that technology yet}}
{{quotebox| Realy?! You're tang me that there ISN'T an App for that?}}
{{quotebox|Correct, the apps and the phone are two separate functions that cant run simultaneously. It's something you'd have to bring up with your carrier; sometines they can do something about it, but usualy not.}}
{{quotebox|What I mean by 'can't run sinuttaneousty is that the separate apps cant interact with each other or any other function on your phone.}}

===Wi-fi===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|I FINALLY got my Wi-Fi restored and returned @ 12:30 AM today. It was like hell having to cope with the lack of Internet. }}

===Court===

{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Court is adjourned; we indirectly pay the bribing, lying Snyder through insurance; mom and I are on probation with a parole officer for a... }}
{{quotebox|...year; we pleaded guilty on the plea agreement; I disagree with that greatly, because Snyder, the bastard, will be using that insurance... }}
{{quotebox|...money to throw a trolling stupid party with liquor and shit, very likely; I really loathe him, and I wish he would just die already.}}
{{quotebox|I feel tired, disappointed, emotionally distraught, and sad. }}
{{quotebox|tm may sorry the entirety of this case didn't go the way you wanted. Fortunately enough you and your mom didn't get a more serious sentence. At least now you don't have to worry about anymore court dates and hopefuly al this can be considered to be in the past so you can move forward with your fife.}}
{{quotebox|Actuary, we DO have court dates stil in our future; one in II months from now, and another two years from then. Al Probation-filed; supervised for one year and unsupervised for two. And there are additional detais that I am not thried about either, aside and including Snyder getting paid; recommended, pending, future evaluations of social and mental status just for starters. My mind is sleepy and blank at the moment on the other details. I wi get back to you on those later.}}

=== You WILL be brought in! ===

One day following his [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|arraignment]], Chris updated to confirm that the account of his trial given by Cyan and Indigo were true, save for a minor detail about the exact words he used against Michael Snyder. He then stated that Rob confronted the "trolls" and that they would be brought in no matter where they were, which is an empty threat since nothing illegal was done.

As usual, [[Anna]] chimes in with "A small victory!" as a reply to this post, proving that, once again, she's an enabling kiss-ass with no constructive advice for Chris, even after he could have landed in jail for his own actions.

{{quotebox| Wednesday, 11 [[July 2012]]

Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of "Cyan" and "Indigo". Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's "New York Times" paper, titled "CyanIndigo", same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder "thieving and lying"; I had actually said "Bribing and lying".

Anyway, we ALL know of them, and they will be brought in regardless of currently being in Or outside of Virginia or even the United States of America.
}}

=== Gyro ===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|I am at Lord Hardwickes in Ruckersville, about to try the Greek chicken gyro, after having done back killing work for my mother at home. I feel near instantly pleasant after being seated and ordered. I think it is the atmosphere within the restaurant; it is good.
Come on down and enjoy it for yourselves; I recommend the Rubin Sandwich or the Sailor Sandwich; both of which comes with a side of fries, chips, cup of good soup, or a salad (salad at $2.49). }}

===Facts Only===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Here is an open question for Facts Only. Are there More Adult Females than Adult Males in the Charlottesville, VA Population? If Yes, then Why the fuck do they ignore a good looking person like me when I am out and about?! I:( }}
{{quotebox|I realy hate the male population for taking away the majority of the past-single females for me to choose from and malting it difficult to tel the paired up from the singles.}}
{{quotebox|I can tel you that girls find a gentleman a lot more attractive than someone who uses foul language at the drop of a hat...schooing your language is one thing you can do to help.}}
{{quotebox|hen you're out and about, make sure you open the door for people(men included, be that's the porde thing to do!). And if that person is a lovely lady, comprent her. Ill help buid your confidence to talc to people more. }}
{{quotebox|When it comes to what I say, it depends on howl feel. Who does NOT make a curse, censorable or clean, when he/she feels may bad mood, angry or frustrated with ife. And I do Very Often hold the door for many people.}}

===Trial===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Let me make a thing or two clear about the trial. I have already stated that I actually called Snyder "Bribing", Not "thieving", in that statement of mine. I have also read Cyan's and Indigo's story from their P.O.V.; it is mostly valid and true. Only the few minute details that stand corrections.
Importantly, there is NO Community Service assigned at all at first and yet. It is mainly having the parole officer; maybe a court-ordered volunteer, class or evaluation gig towards social improvement (making new "friends"/meeting people) for me.
And when Rob introduced me to the Judge as an "Adult High-Functioning Child"; did make a silent comment between me and my mother in response. That statement was an Oxymoron; it is invalid. I mean, I AM an adult; do not call me a child. The statement should have been, "High-Functioning Autistic Adult", "individual" or "person."
And Anyway, I still feel like I Have Lost, Because Snyder is getting PAID; indirectly from me and my mother through our Insurance. HE WON, that God Damn, Bribing Bastard! I wish him dead from either a heart attack or gunshot murder.
'sigh* But I digress.
And Another thing, I was Really Tired and Sleepy at the early parts of the trial, up to when I stood up to talk to the Judge, but I DID pay attention and listen to every spoken detail the whole time. And I had rested during that early time to conserve my energy for when I had to stand and talk.
I think that about covers it from my perspective.}}

===Lego Creator===
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{{quotebox|I have been busy building the past week or so, and after building these four Lego Creator Buildings, I have taken and placed components, parts and pieces to build a grand house for my Lego Self, and his Sweetheart, Olivia (Lego Friends), complete with furniture and such mostly from the four Creator sets and a copy of of Olivia's (Parent's) House. I also had to use a few additional bricks and plates from my collection, and I added a few choice pre-built items to the yard and inside; my Mario Kart, my old, original Airport torso with blue legs in a closet, favorite sword and shield, and a few Sonichu stickers, carefully moved from combined bricks to the white walls. I will upload the photos of my new house in due time. }}

===Car===
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{{quotebox|And this is my car; the garage was widened by two pegs for it to drive in fully. }}

===Hurricane Jacklyn===
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{{quotebox|One day, I WILL rebuild my Lego Cwcville City. Blame "Hurricane Jacklyn" who manipulated me into most regretfully destroying the original Lego City of my Creation. I:( }}

===Radio===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Dang. I make one post in response to what I heard on Tesh's radio show, and suddenly, mine becomes the most commented thing on his wall ever. }}

===Dog Contest===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|I have entered my pups into Z-95.1's Dog Days of Summer Contest. Starting August 6, Please be sure to visit the site and vote for my Clover and Snoopy. }}
{{quotebox| They took spoied.}}

===House===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Take a look and behold; this is my house, and there is a PS3 attached to the HD TV in there too. LOL }}
{{quotebox|This is reaEy, reaEy cool.}}

===Lonely===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Feeling lonely, again... }}

===Friends===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|I'm at church; my fiends, Lauren and Alex (Stella knows them as well), are leaving for Pensylvania; the church is throwing them a farewell party. They are good people and friends, Lauren and her husband.
I Really Hate seeing good fri off, and I Really Hate leaving them too.}}

{{facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

July 2012 Facebook posts

2013-11-23T19:19:07Z

Chaosakita: /* Facts Only */

July 2012 Facebook posts

2013-11-23T19:17:54Z

Chaosakita: /* Chris's Status Updates */ 95

July 2012 Facebook posts

2013-11-23T19:08:35Z

Chaosakita: /* Tree */

July 2012 Facebook posts

2013-11-23T04:32:42Z

Chaosakita: /* Chris's Status Updates */ 96-97

==Chris's Status Updates==

===Tree===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|This is the tree; not only sitting on the lines, but a major traffic hazard too. And it is still there Now.}
{{quotebox|I wish I were there, I could ckmb up and cut the hmbs myself!}}

===Tree is finally down===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|The tree is finally down, and the power in Green Lea here is back on}}

===Tired===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Too tired to feel more celebrative. }}

===Cell phone===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|I had to upgrade my cell phone, because its battery was no longer holding its charge for long during calls, and they no longer make the battery for it. It is official, I now have an 8 gig iPhone}}
{{quotebox|Oh, B1W, can anyone recommend a GOOD iPhone App for blocking specific phone numbers and 'Restricted/Unknown phone cals?}}
{{quotebox|I don't think they have that technology yet}}
{{quotebox| Realy?! You're tang me that there ISN'T an App for that?}}
{{quotebox|Correct, the apps and the phone are two separate functions that cant run simultaneously. It's something you'd have to bring up with your carrier; sometines they can do something about it, but usualy not.}}
{{quotebox|What I mean by 'can't run sinuttaneousty is that the separate apps cant interact with each other or any other function on your phone.}}

===Wi-fi===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|I FINALLY got my Wi-Fi restored and returned @ 12:30 AM today. It was like hell having to cope with the lack of Internet. }}

===Court===

{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Court is adjourned; we indirectly pay the bribing, lying Snyder through insurance; mom and I are on probation with a parole officer for a... }}
{{quotebox|...year; we pleaded guilty on the plea agreement; I disagree with that greatly, because Snyder, the bastard, will be using that insurance... }}
{{quotebox|...money to throw a trolling stupid party with liquor and shit, very likely; I really loathe him, and I wish he would just die already.}}
{{quotebox|I feel tired, disappointed, emotionally distraught, and sad. }}
{{quotebox|tm may sorry the entirety of this case didn't go the way you wanted. Fortunately enough you and your mom didn't get a more serious sentence. At least now you don't have to worry about anymore court dates and hopefuly al this can be considered to be in the past so you can move forward with your fife.}}
{{quotebox|Actuary, we DO have court dates stil in our future; one in II months from now, and another two years from then. Al Probation-filed; supervised for one year and unsupervised for two. And there are additional detais that I am not thried about either, aside and including Snyder getting paid; recommended, pending, future evaluations of social and mental status just for starters. My mind is sleepy and blank at the moment on the other details. I wi get back to you on those later.}}

=== You WILL be brought in! ===

One day following his [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|arraignment]], Chris updated to confirm that the account of his trial given by Cyan and Indigo were true, save for a minor detail about the exact words he used against Michael Snyder. He then stated that Rob confronted the "trolls" and that they would be brought in no matter where they were, which is an empty threat since nothing illegal was done.

As usual, [[Anna]] chimes in with "A small victory!" as a reply to this post, proving that, once again, she's an enabling kiss-ass with no constructive advice for Chris, even after he could have landed in jail for his own actions.

{{quotebox| Wednesday, 11 [[July 2012]]

Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of "Cyan" and "Indigo". Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's "New York Times" paper, titled "CyanIndigo", same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder "thieving and lying"; I had actually said "Bribing and lying".

Anyway, we ALL know of them, and they will be brought in regardless of currently being in Or outside of Virginia or even the United States of America.
}}

{{facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

July 2012 Facebook posts

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Chaosakita: /* Chris's Status Updates */ 98-100

Talk:Facebook

2013-11-23T04:05:14Z

Chaosakita: /* Sections for the Facebook pages */ new section

==To Do==
*archive the messages on a separate page ([[Facebook messages]] works)
*maybe make a separate page to mirror Chris's Facebook account (to clarify, his Facebook page as it appeared before it was hacked - --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:20, 2 June 2009 (CEST))
*include his notes (maybe a separate page for that too, actually)

As for this page, maybe just outline the extent Chris used Facebook, highlight some of the stuff with it, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:09, 1 June 2009 (CEST)

To put it bluntly; this page needs more words. Some of the messages are very funny when juxtaposed. He would rather go out with a jailbait 17 year old "party girl" (read:slut) than a empathetic single mom. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 23:44, 1 June 2009 (CEST)
* A general commentary for the current themes that pop up in Chris's [[Facebook messages]] and in his Facebook page and notes are more warranted than commentary for each and every individual e-mail.

I know that the Miyamoto Saga e-mails have a commentary of it but most of it is from Clyde (RIP) who provides a commentary on what he was saying as he lost the original sent e-mails from when he was Miyamoto.

But really, I think just a general commentary is needed and that Chris's messages are far more amusing and should speak for themselves. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:55, 2 June 2009 (CEST)

Whatever you say, hoss. Mind was a little skewed due to rage.

What to do STILL - Go through his statuses. How lonesome is this fuck going to be? evenmore.zip [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:59, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

==Collapsible gallery==

Oh, and can we make the gallery collapsible? I know standard wiki formatting has the gallery at the bottom, but, like you said, they speak for themselves, so a general commentary would be more aesthetically pleasing below it. Gives the reader space to grasp the fucktardedness before adding our POV. Just a suggestion.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 04:51, 3 June 2009 (CEST)

*A collapsible gallery would be great, but can you make one? God help us that none of us can't edit unless it's basic shit like making templates (read: copy and pasting stuff from Wikipedia templates, lol), editing pages, etc. Seriously, we could use collapsible galleries in a lot of pages but no one has gotten around to it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:50, 3 June 2009 (CEST)

* Oh, damn, I assumed you were a senior wikifag. I'll see what I can do, it can't be too difficult, right? --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:17, 4 June 2009 (CEST)

* I am a wikifag. See [[Template:Collapsible]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 03:31, 5 June 2009 (CEST)

==Has Chris regained use of this profile, or is it still under troll control?==
I was under the impression he got it back, but it seems not long ago he posted a status that was pretty clearly a troll. I'm mostly an idiot so there's a good chance this was obvious somewhere long ago, but the article doesn't really address what happened to the profile after trolls hijacked it. Is that something that could be included? --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:28, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

== He's still using Facebook ==

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Christian-Weston-Chandler/167832525915

Might wanna update that link.

*LOOKS LEGI- Oh wait. NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 19:53, 27 January 2011 (PST)
Gotta go with Freecell on this one...There is no way in hell this is Chris's facebook...though the going to the bar and bring his DS is something Chris has done before... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:46, 27 January 2011 (PST)

*What about [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000426003596 this one?] --[[User:Morbid Duck|Morbid Duck]] 18:43, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
# "This is my real facebook. I had to make a new one due to all these trolls HARASSING ME AND HACKING MY ACCOUNT"
# Uses an old picture everyone has
# "Proud too say I'm still a virgin :)" group
# Talking about Skyrim without a computer
Not Chris. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 07:17, 23 April 2011 (PDT)

*This just appeared on my "you might know this person" sidebar on Facebook. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 [[User:frozenblwf|Frozenblwf]]

*That one seems pretty legit, Frozenblwf. A pic no one has seen before and the profile is private (so obviously not trying to grab everyone's attention). Good find! --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 16:48, 5 July 2011 (PDT)

*Also, note he is wearing ear rings in both ears. Which means they are recent due to him getting his ears pierced. My money is on this being legit. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:07, 6 July 2011 (PDT)CFA

*Looks like the page has been deleted. [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 03:53, 7 July 2011 (PDT)

*One of the Bobs on facebook is friends with this account, but I'm pretty sure it's not him because the photo is too old. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1801600742 [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 03:15, 13 July 2011 (PDT)

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 will take you to Chris's facebook profile that uses his typical "chrischansonichu@aol.com" email address. This is a profile picture we've never seen (or at least I don't think we have)*NOTE: It says it was added THIS monday, the 23 of January 2012, so yes, he's still using facebook. It will need a screen cap added. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:42, 25 January 2012 (PST)
*There's also a note he's published about what he wants in a girl...it's pretty hilariously chris:
**Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).

-21 to 29-years old
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT
-Caring, Sweet, Honest
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better
-NOT A Smoker
-Social Drinker or non-alcoholic
-Upfront
-No STDs
-Carefree/Light-Hearted
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)
-Takative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches
-Brunette or Blonde hair
-B-Cup size minimum
-Clean
-Casual
-Not Crazy or Abusive
-Make-Up Optional
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex
--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:46, 25 January 2012 (PST)
: Doesn't look like Tineye or Google Reverse Image Search are turning up anything, either. Guess it is a new picture. I used to know how to pull someone's full profile picture, but I don't remember anymore. I'll see if I can find it. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 08:47, 25 January 2012 (PST)
::I was so intent on dicking around that I didn't realise that his full profile picture is readily available. Never mind. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 09:04, 25 January 2012 (PST)
: Oh my atheist god, he just doesn't get it. While the picture is arguably an improvement over the old ones, this list is... just... just... it has the Chris-essence condensed and distilled in it. It creeps me out. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 09:05, 25 January 2012 (PST)

== Dead link ==

During several automated bot runs the following external link was found to be unavailable. Please check if the link is in fact down and fix or remove it in that case!

* http://www.facebook.com/people/Christian_Weston_Chandler/579729310
** In [[Facebook]] on 2011-09-20 22:38:31, 404 Not Found
** In [[Facebook]] on 2011-09-28 08:04:22, 404 Not Found

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:04, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

== Closed/Privatized ==

I can no longer find his account under chrischansonichu@aol.com; he has either closed it or listed it to private. He had a 'facebook friend' named Kim Wilson who is still listed though. Should it be mentioned in the article that as of Valentines day Chris no longer had a visible facebook page? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 09:26, 15 February 2012 (PST)

==Recent leaks==

As stated previously by the February 2012 page, some screencaps of Chris Facebook wall have been leaked, can we put it on the article or is it too early (a risk of Chris seeing them and leave the internet)--
ADDENDUM : The file name are Chfb1.png to Chfb4.png (uploaded by a user named Westbound)
[[User:René Duprée|René Duprée]] 13:02, 17 February 2012 (PST)

I doubt anyone would mind you adding them as long as they don't make it on the update right away. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 08:53, 23 February 2012 (PST)

== Something Fishy ==

All of the recent posts on FB seem odd
The writing seems forced and the content seems to perfect.

Im wondering if this is the act of trolls. Especially the "going back to fashion square with my sign" posts. it just seems like the work of a troll or Chris trying to be a troll. In light of the severity of the court cases and the fact that christian was on a FB hiatus that was possibly due to his lawyers direction, i am in severe doubt as to the genuineness of the recent posts. I understand that came from the TRUE and HONEST CWC account but it just seems... fishy... [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:26, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
*Canine has confirmed it. Cogs has confirmed it. Anna is friends with the account, and we all know that Anna and the inner circle don't agree with each other. There is no reason to doubt that this account belongs to Chris. Also, Chris's writing has always seemed forced and anything new about him is always unbelievable at first.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 11:34, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
** I don't think slimz was doubting that the account was Chris's, I think slimz was insinuating that these accounts are "100%" Chris. (Either by hack or by assistance) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:05, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
* Chris is probably trying to goad da trollz into a mall confrontation, complete with curse-ye-ha-me-has. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 11:44, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
**I'll admit I think it's all a bit odd but then who knows what is going through Chris's mind at this stage. He seems to be viewing himself as a master troll given the screencaps of the forums and what not. Who knows what he wants. --[[User:Gytrash|Gytrash]] 07:22, 29 April 2012 (PDT)

== "Hynamin"? ==

I believe Chris may be referring to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Hyneman MythBuster Jamie Hyneman] in his most recent note. I have done a quick search of tour information and could not yield anything recent in Virgina. If someone higher on the totem pole could check into this, I think it'd be worth their while. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 20:21, 1 May 2012 (PDT)

*That or he fails at spelling "hymen." [[User:BeefCurtains|BeefCurtains]] 20:47, 2 May 2012 (PDT)
** I bet this is it http://www.vtnews.vt.edu/articles/2012/04/042512-vbi-usasef.html an excerpt
"""The USA Science & Engineering Festival will also feature leading science celebrities like Bill Nye of "Bill Nye the Science Guy." Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage of the "MythBusters" will appear live during the finale expo. Also scheduled to appear are Jeff Lieberman from Discovery Channel’s series "Time Warp" and Apollo Robbins, who is known as the "gentleman thief," from National Geographic’s "Brain Games.""""
[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:03, 3 May 2012 (PDT)

Ah. Okay. Thanks for clarifying. [[User:BeefCurtains|BeefCurtains]] 22:26, 9 May 2012 (PDT)

== Backpage ==
Backpage is a site like Craigslist that still allows escort advertising. We could probably browse the backpage site for his area and find someone that was/looked half Cherokee (olive skin, dark hair etc) and call them to get the story (if its at all true) virginia.backpage.com i cant do it from work but maybe later today ill look into it [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 04:01, 2 May 2012 (PDT)
* Umm... I see where you're going with this, but I'm pretty sure that there's nary a hooker alive that would name-drop their johns to a stranger. [[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 16:08, 7 May 2012 (PDT)

== Regarding the recent posts ==
Chris-chan seems mighty proud of the fact that he mislead us over a small piece of information, and he stated outright that there are more events that he may or may not be outright lying about. Does this mean we should take all his recent Facebook posts with a grain of salt? Including his claims that he got laid? [[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 12:09, 3 May 2012 (PDT)
:That's exactly the reason I was arguing that it shouldn't be written in as fact on Da Update. I personally believe that he's telling the truth about it, but stating that anything is fact just because "Chris said so" would be a great way to ruin the integrity of our articles. After the last edit war over this, I'm not going to start another (since I'm busy with exams and don't have time for it), but if you change it, I won't stop you. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 01:47, 4 May 2012 (PDT)
:*AGREED ! ! ! this could be an attempt by chris to change the facts about him online, to troll the trolls or to just create a fantasy world where he is no longer a virgin. It sounds legit but considdering there is a "friend" who "Brought them together" this could be a manipulation tactic by someone else. (a troll using chris to troll the trolls... thats priceless) [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 04:41, 4 May 2012 (PDT)

== Iphone ==

According to the "recent activity" on Chris's facebook...he now can access facebook through his Iphone...which means of course, he has an Iphone. Now does this information need to be posted anywhere in particular? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 00:08, 8 May 2012 (PDT)
:It could also mean he's using an iPod touch or iPad. That just means he's using the app --[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 13:37, 9 May 2012 (PDT)
doubt it but i changed it to reflect that. [[User:Blaziken|Blaziken]] 17:32, 9 May 2012 (PDT)

== Cole's Response to Chris ==

I noticed that CWC's half brother Cole finally got fed up with his shit and decided to throw his two cents in. Here are the caps below.

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[[User:CHN|CHN]] 16:17, 23 June 2012 (PDT)

*Looks like a fake Facebook account to me. [[User:Samboy|Samboy]] 16:27, 23 June 2012 (PDT)
:* I looked on his wall and I saw one of his past posts that reads this.

:"I'm tired of getting harassed by people who want to know about my brother. Let me make this perfectly clear to you people: This Facebook is for friends and family only. No business, no film reviews, this is purely personal, so please respect my personal space and my brother's personal space.

:I don't even know how or why I was found, and if the harassment persists, I'm involving the police.

:Thank you."

:It might be him since if that was a fake account it would most likely be used to "troll" Chris and not ask people to leave him alone. I understand why Cole is asking for personal space to be left alone by trolls wanting to know more about Chris because he doesn't want to be known for having a brother who acts like a total retard. I also feel sorry for him who might have seen the "cakefarts" video too. Cole is about what in his 50s and he's already doing something in his life by doing film reviews and of course he has his own family and he seems to rather want to spend more time in his job and family than talking to trolls about Chris. So in my opinion that account is Cole since imposters after Chris want to decimate more information about Chris for the world to share. Cole himself doesn't want to be bothered by Internet strangers about his brother and seeing that he has a career and family I can see why. [[User:CHN|CHN]] 16:48, 23 June 2012 (PDT)

::Seems fake to me. "Cole" tells us that this facebook is for friends and family only... When he only has one friend in his account. Furthermore, if he was really not interested in being harassed by Christards he would have simply made his entire facebook private rather than have his posts visible to all. You could argue that Cole only says that he doesn't want to associated with Chris when in actuality he's trying to use him for attention, but I don't think this fits the pattern of behavior Cole has displayed in the past. From what I know he's trying to avoid being known as Chris's brother rather than using his sibling's infamy.

::If you ask me the main motivation of "Cole" is to fool Chris rather than anyone else. This troll hopes that by posing as Chris's half brother he might get a response from him. I predict he'll fail although Chris's gullibility never fails to surprise me. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 12:30, 24 June 2012 (PDT)

::Real or fake, he threatened to drag the cops into this if we kept bugging him, so let's assume real and spare ourselves the trouble. This one's a dead end anyway. [[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 23:16, 25 June 2012 (PDT)

::It's fake. His real account is just Cole Smithey. It's the one with the profile picture of him playing the guitar. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 01:13, 11 July 2012 (PDT)

== 20120623 Facebook Post ==
Does anyone have the text from the June 23rd post, or the means to access it? It's mentioned in the news, a portion of it was quoted on the main page, but it never got posted on this page. [[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 23:16, 25 June 2012 (PDT#
:[[:image:Train wreck.JPG|Here you go]], and here's a screencap of [[:image:Chris whines about ponies.JPG|Chris whining about some MLP shit]]. I'm not quite sure where we should put these two... I don't think these are notes since they aren't listed on Chris's facebook profile as such but what are they? Statuses? I don't really know how to properly label all this facebook stuff because I don't have an account #I had to borrow a friend's account in order to take those screencaps#... - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 05:46, 26 June 2012 #PDT)
:What about [[:image:June_26_Facebook_Message.png|this one]] from June 26? Yes, a bunch of my freiends' avatars were included in the screencap, and no, they didn't go away even when I edited it, so don't bring it up. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 01:35, 11 July 2012 (PDT)

== iPhone ==

Hey I thought id bring this up again because there was a screen shot with a strange carrier (http://www.ntelos.com/)and i wanted to know, are they a official carrier? is this relevant to any page here? and if you have to have a jailbrake/unlock could this lead to further info gathering? [[User:Blaziken|Blaziken]] 22:31, 1 August 2012 (PDT)
* I looked up NTelos' Wikipedia page and yes, they are an official carrier, though a minor one as it functions primarily in the Virginias and yes, they officially carry the iPhone, doing so at a ''reduced price''. Which means Chris' cheapness shines through again!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:42, 1 August 2012 (PDT)

== Facebook leak ==

Looks like there's a new Facebook leak someone got [http://789chan.org/bt/res/174.html here].

There's a lot there so get to it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:15, 8 October 2012 (PDT)

==Chris is updating his Facebook==

Why isn't the FB page being updated? Chris is whining about the trolls again on his Facebook page and nobody is recording it. [[User:ElRodrigo|ElRodrigo]] 14:15, 22 February 2013 (PST)

* Why don't you do it? Love, [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:24, 3 March 2013 (PST)

== Recent topics ==

His recent response to Tara Strong's Twilightlicious. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 11:57, 1 March 2013 (PST)

<blockquote>
Christian Weston Chandler 
February 25 via mobile 
near Charlottesville, VA 
 
I fully understand the video, "Twilightlicious", is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about "Smiley", I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste. 
 
While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was. 
 
So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for "blackgryphon's" meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling? 
 
If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you. 
 
Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to. 
 
Sincerely, 
Christian W.Chandler 
Ruckersville, VA, USA. 
</blockquote>

== Updated Photo, March 2013 ==

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Chris's profile picture as of 11th March 2013. -- [[User:Foetalwankstain|Foetalwankstain]] 11:02, 14 March 2013 (PDT)

== The imgur thread ==

All I can say is: holy shit. This deserves its own page.

Whoever made that eHarmony account is a hero. --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 21:05, 27 May 2013 (PDT)
:[[2013 Imgur Leak]] - You're welcome. [[User:Aschlafly|Aschlafly]] 21:17, 14 June 2013 (PDT)

== Shouldn't we break up the page? ==

I think the facebook messages section needs its own page or something. I don't really know, it's just that this page is super long now. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 22:26, 15 August 2013 (PDT)
* I agree. I think I should split the messages just like the Jackie E-mails. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 23:42, 16 August 2013 (PDT)

== September 2013 ==

Should we add transcripts of September 2013 posts from [https://imgur.com/a/VpYud here]? [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 17:58, 23 October 2013 (PDT)

== August 2013 ==

I created a new page for the August 2013 posts. I figured more organization couldn't hurt this page. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 11:08, 3 November 2013 (PST)

== Months and corresponding pages in imgur album ==

For future reference

* June 2012: 125-101
* July 2012: 100-85
* August 2012: 84-79
* September: 78-73
* October: 72-68
* November:67-58
* December 57-55

And for 2013

* January: 54-51
* February: 50-44
* March: 44-38
* April: 37-???

[[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:48, 5 November 2013 (PST)

== Massive overhaul of Facebook section ==

Ok looks like I'm in charge of this place now. I'm planning on a massive overhaul of the facebook pages.

Here's what's in progress now

1. Separating Facebook posts into months
2. Separating notes, status updates, friends posts, etc
3. Transcribing posts from the imgur leak and adding them to the right place

Here's what I'm planning

1. Removing titles from status updates
2. Overhauling gallery
3. Trying to overhaul quoteboxes

[[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 09:57, 8 November 2013 (PST)

== Sections for the Facebook pages ==

I'm not satisfied with the way the current facebook pages have been broken up so I'm planning on having the sections be in this order: Status Updates / Notes / Posts by Chris on Friend's Pages / Posts by Friends on Chris's page / Link Shares. Anyways this isn't set in stone, just something to think about. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 20:05, 22 November 2013 (PST)

March 2013 Facebook posts

2013-11-22T22:33:55Z

Chaosakita:

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=== So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact ===

Possibly in reference to helpful advice Rocky or the court-appointed counselor has given him, Chris complains about the difficulty of eye contact.

{{quotebox| Friday, 8 [[March 2013]]

So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact. :(
}}

[[Anna]] once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like "staring into a bright light."

=== Sonichu is not dead ===

Chris remarks that Sonichu has not died, despite rumors to the contrary, and makes no promises for the return of the Sonichu comic. Interestingly enough, he claims he "was an amateur", implying that he is now professional and the quality of his work has improved. Of course, the rest of us know that this is [[Chris and art|almost certainly not the case]].

{{quotebox| Saturday, 9 [[March 2013]]

Listen up.

When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.
}}

=== Madicon===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Enjoying Jon St. John's Duke Nukem board at Madicon.}}

=== Trolled on MTV ===

{{quotebox| Sunday, 10 [[March 2013]]

I have had a very good day today, the 9th, at Madicon. The best day I have had in a very long time.

Now I find a photo I was Trolled out of ending up on MTV,and on iTunes for two dollars, compared with bacon-head and plush-face. >:( }}

[[Anna McLerran]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|What is the thing with iTunes?}}
{{quoteboxred|If you're talking about the Viva La CWC thing, it's fake. Someone is trolling you with that.}}

=== Failosophy ===

{{quotebox| Sunday, 10 [[March 2013]]

<nowiki>http://mtv.com/videos/failosophy-ep-4/1703199/playlist.jhtml#series=2211&seriesId=39983&channelId=1</nowiki>}}

=== You know something that really creeps me out? ===

{{quotebox| Monday, 18 [[March 2013]]

You know something that really creeps me out? Nearly Every Autistic male, who I have seen their photos in their profiles or whatever, that I can 100% guarantee that are not copies of mine, look near Exactly as I do in the Face (with exceptions to varying eye color, glasses and hair color/style). I mean it, seriously, look up any number of autistic male headshots other than me on the Internet; it is really spooky and creepy.}}

=== I am feeling distraught and lonely at McD ===

{{quotebox| Thursday, 21 [[March 2013]]

Once again, I am feeling distraught and lonely at McD. Damn It! I am tired of being single.

Hell, I'd send out a public make-out invite to all women in C-Ville on Facebook, if I was not wise of the damn [[Trolls]], and other bad people.}}

Chris then posted:
{{quotebox| As well as the God Damned, Badge-Abusive [[Jerkops]] and Janekops EVERYWHERE!!!!!!}}

=== I feel an oxymoronic mess ===

{{quotebox| Thursday, 28 [[March 2013]]

Something else: I feel an oxymoronic mess. On one hand, I have mostly female friends, and I can get along good with them. On the other hand, I do not care much for my fellow males, I mostly have male enemies/adversaries, and I only can get along with them when I am obligated socially. In any case, I am 100% heterosexual.

From outside perspectives, with mostly female friends, I can be viewed as a Playa (which is more accurate), or a damn [[homo]]. This tends to repel women from me. I need a woman to be my [[Sweetheart]] from the ground up. Damn it! I am sick and tired of being single.

My brain is a constant blank; I am paranoid and super shy; what the hell should I do?}}

=== Gay Marriage ===

Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case ''Hollingsworth v. Perry'', probably because the news is preempting his [[My Little Pony]] reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the "damn homosexual men", probably only because [[Women's rights|lesbians are hot]] and [[Homos|homo]] men are icky.

{{quotebox| Thursday, 28 [[March 2013]]
Another thing that really [[Family Guy|Grinds My Gears]]:

I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!
}}

The next day, [[Anna]] called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:

{{quoteboxred|it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays}}

On 31 March, Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:

{{quotebox|Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?}}

In addition, another one of [[Kim Wilson|Chris' friends]] joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris' rambling train of thought:

{{quoteboxgreen|Huh. That's weird. Y'know, the gay women are taking potential girlfriends away from you. And the gay men are [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|keeping other men from taking potential girlfriends from you]]. So, you've got it backwards.

Anyway, you know, some people might be against autistic rights you know. What if people are offended by you and say you shouldnt have a girlfriend?}}

On April 1, Chris predictably responded with this set of delusions and contradictions:

{{quotebox|Well, I do not like the majority of the [[JERKS|male population]] regardless.

The straight ones take the women away. The damn homo males not only [[Lie|tried]] to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit Troll/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and Sonichu as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.}}

In short, Chris is against gay marriage because of his trolls, also subscribing to the belief that all homosexual men are trolls hellbent on his (and [[Sonichu|Sonichu's]]) destruction. [[Chris and his ego|By making the entire argument about himself]], Chris has also conviently ignored Kim's original point of lesbians taking away the women.

On 2 April, Kim made note of Chris' non-answer:

{{quoteboxgreen|Huh? But that doesn't have anything to do with the original post...

But yeah, nah, they're not actually trying to push their sexuality on you. They just know that you react to it and took advantage of that. They're almost certainly not gay and probably many of them aren't even men.

You've really got to cut down on the sexism, Chris. Women find it unattractive.}}

{{Facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

August 2013 Facebook Posts

2013-11-22T22:22:50Z

Chaosakita: /* Fantastic Gift In The Mail Today */

==Status Updates==
===LEGO High School===
{{quotebox|Monday, 5 August 2013

The [[High School]] is the Best Set Lego has released (better when merged with the Horse Academy set), since the Hillside House, and this should be the next "Best Toy, Gold Award".

<nowiki>**Already-Thought Comments:</nowiki> 
-I am in Science/Biology/Math class. 
-My [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] is teaching English and History, currently on Abe Lincoln. 
-The Infomaniac is the Pricipal. 
-And Zach comes in from the Seinor's Courtyard with a "That's What She Said" comment (StoneBreakers20 on [[YouTube]]). 
-And [[Wikipedia:Venus (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)|Venus]] and Mikey are having fun too.

[[File:ChrisLego02.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego03.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego04.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego05.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego06.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego07.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego08.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego09.jpg]]}}

Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Sorry; small error. It's <nowiki>"StoneBreakers10"</nowiki> on YouTube.}}

Mary McLerran then posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|So cool! We love legos! This is the BEST!}}

===Heartlake High===
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 6 August 2013
<nowiki>Best Lego Set Ever! Even better than the Awarded Café.

http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Product?p=41005</nowiki>}}

[[Anna]] then posted:
{{quoteboxred|WANT
[[File:AnnaWANT.jpg]]}}

===One of my pups just peed===
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 6 August 2013
One of my [[Clover_and_Snoopy|pups]] just peed, and look how it came out. Shaped like a [[Sweetheart|girl]].

[[File:ChrisPupsPeed.png]]}}

William Elliot Waterman then posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|Looks kind of like [[Chaos Emeralds|chaos with 0 emeralds absorbed.]]}}

===Actual friendships===
{{quotebox|Wednesday, 7 August 2013
If ONLY it were that simple to inspire actual friendships in this adult life after "how people 'learn' about me on the internet". <nowiki>|:(</nowiki> Now I understand the reason for Pep Rallies (I was exempt from attending them, because they were Too Loud for me).}}

===Top Movies List===
{{quotebox|Wednesday, 7 August 2013
On that note, my top movies list is updated:

1. [[Mary Poppins]]
2. [[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Equestria Girls]]
3. Toy Story
4. [[American Rabbit|The Adventures of the American Rabbit]]}}

===The Riddle===
Chris posted some random pictures from [[Wikipedia:Mark Cuban|Mark Cuban]] to an Indian woman. Initially it was thought that Chris posted them in order to desperately prove that his followers are obsessed over any posts he posted, but it later turned out it was a '''riddle''' - A very absurd riddle that [[Autism|only Chris understands]].
{{quotebox|Saturday, 17 August 2013
-Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.

-Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.

-Twister: Hens live on a farm; farm in Kansas; Wizard of Oz; Tornado to Twister.

-Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.

-Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx.

-Great Wall of China: the Sphinx is half human/half lion; lions are cat family; there are cats in coffee shops in Japan; the written characters there are similar but different to China's characters; China is famous for its Great Wall.

-Smurfette playing Munroe: the Great Wall is made of stone and rocks; there are rocks in lava; lava is liquid fire; fire burns trees; logs are made from trees; there are log throwing competitions in Scottland; Scottish wear kilts; Gutsy Smurf wears a Kilt; showed off with Smurfette.

-Mayflower: Mony Python made a story of the Scottish being made from the British for aliens to win at Wimbledon; The British reside in England; to escape the rule to freedom, they crafted and sailed on the Mayflower.}}

Two days later, Chris deleted the riddle, most probably because nobody responded to his stupid riddle anyway.

===I got new shoes===
Chris posted a picture about his new shoes, which seem to look like shoes worn by 6-year old girls, possibly trying to continue his [[Tomgirl]] style.
{{quotebox|Sunday, 18 August 2013
I got new shoes.

[[File:ChrisNewShoes.png]]}}

Matt Stufano commented:

{{quotebox|awesome! very few things as good as a new pair of shoes-}}

===One Eyebrow===
Chris posted another pointless picture again on Facebook, this time about his eyebrow.
{{quotebox|Monday, 19 August 2013

[[File:ChrisOneEyebrow.png]]}}
Mary McLerran then replied to the picture:
{{quoteboxred|Cyclops?}}

Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Below is a"Friends Only" Post For da Trolls!

(Singing)

"One... Eyebrow".}}
Chris later deleted the post.

''Note: This may have been a response to a CWCki Forums post on the same day, where user "Midnight Kissy Bull" wrote: "We'd discuss Chris's eyebrows if we were truly desperate.''

===[[Breast Cancer Awareness]]===
Chris shared a photo of Breast Cancer Awareness, and stating that [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] is a breast cancer survivor.

{{quotebox|Friday, 23 August 2013
My mother, still alive, is a B.C. Survivor.

[[File:BreastCancerAwareness.png]]}}

===Snoopy Doobie Doo===
Chris then posts a photo of [[Clover & Snoopy|Snoopy]] and his mother.

{{quotebox|Friday, 23 August 2013
Here she is, with our Snoopy Doobie Doo resting on her shoulder.

[[File:SnoopyDoobieDoo.png]]}}

===Losing Friends===
Chris posts about his stress again, together with his blood pressure and more weird info.

{{quotebox|Tuesday, 27 August 2013
[[Stress]] from losing friends... Stress at home... Today... [[Chris_and_health|My blood pressure is up; feeling real dizzy and faint]]. Sad, pathetic, weak... I do try to learn from my mistakes! Shooting myself in the damn foot... Metaphorically... ugh...}}

==Notes from Friends==
===You're a real nice guy, Chris===
On 3 [[August 2013]], William Elliott Waterman posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|I heard [[Anna]]'s voice over the phone. She told me about how far back you guys go. You're a real nice guy, Chris.}}

===William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE===
On 7 [[August 2013]], after seeing his name being mentioned several times on the CWCki, despite less to zero people caring about him, William Elliott Waterman, one of Chris's friends on Facebook (even though most of Chris's friends on Facebook are actually [[Anna McLerran]]'s friends in the first place) posts a TL;DR [[White knight|whiteknighting]] open message to the trolls, posting how he's no better than Chris (even though he had a [[job]]), calling the trolls that they're the [[Chris and his Ego|same level as Chris]], and wants the DANG, DIRTY trolls to go ahead and troll him. (You know, as if anyone has an interest in confronting or fighting him anyway)

{{quoteboxgreen|Hello, [[trolls]]. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki|your archives]] and [[Da Update|announcing it on your news feed]], so I'll [[Captain's Log|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|open statement]].

You trolls get a lot of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laughs]] out of [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|the]] [[Bob Walks In|things]] Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. [[CWC is Sad|It's just sad]]. You're actually dedicating [[Obesity|huge chunks]] of your daily lives [[The creepy stare|stalking]] one [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|lonely man]] on the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]]. Seriously? This [[Christian Weston Chandler|<nowiki>'lolcow'</nowiki>]] was dried up years ago. [[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll|You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him.]] It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] basement-dwelling [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] that [[A-Logging|hates him just because he exists]], or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|you're just doing it for the <nowiki>'lulls'</nowiki>]]. If somehow you're [[Merried Seinor Comic|married]], [[Jerkop|have a job]], and [[China|have everything Chris wants]], [[Chris and remorse|you should feel]] even more [[It's UGH!|disgusted in yourself]] for doing it because you have some [[Fuck quest|perversion]] for [[JERKS|taking advantage]] of [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_Contest#Aftermath|someone less fortunate]] instead of having empathy and compassion for them.

I used to be like you morons, [[Mass debating|wasting my days]] [[Cakefarts|sitting on my butt]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|listening to everything]] you say about him. But I [[Metonic|grew up]]. I have a [[job]] and a life now, [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|but that still doesn't make me any better than him]]. [[White knight|I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you]], but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to [[Vamprosa|grow up]] and [[Trollbusters|stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor]]. [[Attraction sign|He's not shallow and picky like you think.]] You think you all need to go on [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|covert field missions]] and [[JenkinsJinkies|disguise yourselves]] as [[BlueSpike|girlfriends]] to even talk to him. [[28 October 2011|I never met him in person]] - [[Tomgirl|I'm not even a female]] - [[Megan Schroeder|and he friend requested me]]. All I did was [[Scale of Respect|respect him]] and [[Death threats|treat him like a HUMAN BEING]].

Having a [[Heart level|heart]] and [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|humbly admitting]] that you're at the [[Chris and his Ego|same level as him]] is all it takes, but you're all too little to do that. I'm not an [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|attention]] [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|whore]], but [[15 January 2010|feel free to troll me if you care enough. I know you won't.]] [[Monthly tugboat|You all got so lazy]] that you just [[Chris_and_art#Tracing|copy and paste]] his activity without even writing your own commentary anymore.

Come and get me, losers. Spankety, spankety, spankety.}}

''Note: The final paragraph is a reference to Earthbound, where [http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Pokey_Minch Pokey Minch] says the paragraph word for word.''

===Do you feel like your winning today?!?===
On 19 [[August 2013]], one of his new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|Do you feel like your winning today?!?}}
Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Because of good friendships, yes.}}
Another one of his new friends then posted:
{{quoteboxred|That's right! WINNING!!!}}

===Fantastic Gift In The Mail Today===
On 21 [[August 2013]], another one of his new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Thank you to Christian Weston Chandler for the fantastic gift in the mail today ! Very Cool !}}

Chris replied:
{{quotebox|Wow! For First Class, that was fast.}}

===Got your tunes!===
On 22 [[August 2013]], his new friend in [[Manchester High School]] posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|We both got your tunes! Badass!}}

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February 2013 Facebook posts

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=== Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic ===

{{quotebox| Saturday, 2 [[February 2013]]

I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_(
}}

===Troll===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|I have just found this photo on my ex-card game player friend turned TROLL, Daniel Mimms. According to his page, he still lives in Charlottesville. Does anyone recognize the location in the photo? I theorize somewhere on UVA grounds.
[[File:MimmsFacebook2013.jpg]]}}
{{quotebox|Huh, what would you do with that information?}}
{{quotebox|I was thinking of if that traitor, Mims, was residing there, I would personaly delver a letter to his maibox, or in person, giving hill a piece of my mind about him and Lucas taking that first photo of me at the League in 2007, cooperating with my enemies that took my fife gravely downhi, how I feel about al that, wanting to deck his fights out, etc. And give hin a real ugly look too. Scaring the shit out of that ex-friend turned Trot}}
{{quotebox|Oh wow, that sounds Ike thard be very intridating. Sounds Ike a plan.}}

=== No trolling plans ===

In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.

{{quotebox| Tuesday, 12 [[February 2013]]

"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?

[[File:No trolling plans.jpg]]}}

===Girls===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|I've just downloaded and watched the pilot to HBO's "Girls" on iTunes. I agree with Anna, the music is good, and how the girls have fun hanging out and caring for each other in the show is sweet.
And it makes me think and reflect on the few close friends I have. They are all busy with their own lives, true, but they do offer me caring thoughts and such through email at least. I was blind-sighted from my loneliness with need to be physically close with them and just hang out, like as much as possible to understand that at least we did meet and hang out in a good time for them before it got more busy and complex, and a good time for me as well. And missing the in-person closeness made me blind to the fact that the communication is still there.
Having Autism slows my mental understanding quite a bit, but like my mother keeping on hugging me as I grew up to understand the caring and love, I eventually got it.
And then the internet trolls made things a lot worse for me, and made me fear internet communication altogether with most any person, because when meeting new people online, and having not met them in person Beforehand..., they can very well be shit-headed bastards pretending to be someone else.
I'm not sure what point I am trying to make here, even if it sounds like nonsense rambling, it sort of makes a spot of sense to me, I think and feel like. }}

===Girls 2===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Watching Girls episode 6; the Kari story and the benefit concert reminds me of what happened to Morgan Harrington here. Very sad.
Within the first few weeks, one Sunday, the note board was up on the bridge in November, I stopped and wrote a note with a little Sonichu and Rosechu face drawing on it. I did not know her personally, but I did read up on everything from "The Hook", and a bit from the television if the events. And like most Sundays, the ones when I go to my church, I drive by memorial plaque; short moment of silence. And it is like I feel for her and her family when I am reminded of the event.
Change of topic: I like how Hannah in the show uses an iPhone too. Except my provider is nTelos. Little fun. }}

===Girls 3===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Just finished Season 1 of "Girls"; can't find Season 2 on iTunes, and yet the second season Is Currently in progress. Still a great show; definitely better than "Sex & the City', and I can relate better with the women. I am not as found in life as I'd like to be, and, yeah, our generation does come off more relying on the parental dollar and all that.}}

=== Smiley ===

Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.

{{quotebox| Friday, 22 [[February 2013]]

Just finished watching "Smiley".
(Spoiler Alert)
I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible "fad" of Trolling and getting "LULZ" that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the "underground" of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of "Smileys" were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, "Anonymous"; the central hub of the Trolls.

Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the "R" rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit.

No one has to give in for their sick entertainment.
}}

=== Open Letter to Tara Strong ===

Chris takes a moment to publicly blast [[My Little Pony]] voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.

{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]

I fully understand the video, "Twilightlicious", is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about "Smiley", I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste.

While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was.

So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for "blackgryphon's" meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling?

If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you.

Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to.

Sincerely,
Christian W.Chandler
Ruckersville, VA, USA

[[File:Mlptroll1.jpg]]
}}

One troll decided to forward this message to Tara Strong on Facebook, assuming that she'd get a kick out of it. The following day, Tara actually responded:

{{quotebox|

"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously [[Ego|for their own attention]]. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."
}}

Despite not knowing about Chris at all before reading his rant, Tara seemed to have caught on that Chris is an attention whore right from the get-go. While he had succeeded in what many trolls assumed to be an utterly ridiculous campaign ''(although one can easily argue that it was Chris's trolls who pushed the pieces into place)'', Chris' attitude has once again made him a pariah, this time with the Brony community.

=== Trolling is Abhor-able ===

Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.

{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]

Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.

[[File:Mlptroll2.jpg]]
}}

=== I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out ===

Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.

{{quotebox| Wednesday, 27 [[February 2013]]

Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong.
}}

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February 2013 Facebook posts

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=== Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic ===

{{quotebox| Saturday, 2 [[February 2013]]

I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_(
}}

===Troll===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|I have just found this photo on my ex-card game player friend turned TROLL, Daniel Mimms. According to his page, he still lives in Charlottesville. Does anyone recognize the location in the photo? I theorize somewhere on UVA grounds.
[[File:File:MimmsFacebook2013.jpg]]}}
{{quotebox|Huh, what would you do with that information?}}
{{quotebox|I was thinking of if that traitor, Mims, was residing there, I would personaly delver a letter to his maibox, or in person, giving hill a piece of my mind about him and Lucas taking that first photo of me at the League in 2007, cooperating with my enemies that took my fife gravely downhi, how I feel about al that, wanting to deck his fights out, etc. And give hin a real ugly look too. Scaring the shit out of that ex-friend turned Trot}}
{{quotebox|Oh wow, that sounds Ike thard be very intridating. Sounds Ike a plan.}}

=== No trolling plans ===

In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.

{{quotebox| Tuesday, 12 [[February 2013]]

"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?

[[File:No trolling plans.jpg]]}}

===Girls===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|I've just downloaded and watched the pilot to HBO's "Girls" on iTunes. I agree with Anna, the music is good, and how the girls have fun hanging out and caring for each other in the show is sweet.
And it makes me think and reflect on the few close friends I have. They are all busy with their own lives, true, but they do offer me caring thoughts and such through email at least. I was blind-sighted from my loneliness with need to be physically close with them and just hang out, like as much as possible to understand that at least we did meet and hang out in a good time for them before it got more busy and complex, and a good time for me as well. And missing the in-person closeness made me blind to the fact that the communication is still there.
Having Autism slows my mental understanding quite a bit, but like my mother keeping on hugging me as I grew up to understand the caring and love, I eventually got it.
And then the internet trolls made things a lot worse for me, and made me fear internet communication altogether with most any person, because when meeting new people online, and having not met them in person Beforehand..., they can very well be shit-headed bastards pretending to be someone else.
I'm not sure what point I am trying to make here, even if it sounds like nonsense rambling, it sort of makes a spot of sense to me, I think and feel like. }}

===Girls 2===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Watching Girls episode 6; the Kari story and the benefit concert reminds me of what happened to Morgan Harrington here. Very sad.
Within the first few weeks, one Sunday, the note board was up on the bridge in November, I stopped and wrote a note with a little Sonichu and Rosechu face drawing on it. I did not know her personally, but I did read up on everything from "The Hook", and a bit from the television if the events. And like most Sundays, the ones when I go to my church, I drive by memorial plaque; short moment of silence. And it is like I feel for her and her family when I am reminded of the event.
Change of topic: I like how Hannah in the show uses an iPhone too. Except my provider is nTelos. Little fun. }}

===Girls 3===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Just finished Season 1 of "Girls"; can't find Season 2 on iTunes, and yet the second season Is Currently in progress. Still a great show; definitely better than "Sex & the City', and I can relate better with the women. I am not as found in life as I'd like to be, and, yeah, our generation does come off more relying on the parental dollar and all that.}}

=== Smiley ===

Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.

{{quotebox| Friday, 22 [[February 2013]]

Just finished watching "Smiley".
(Spoiler Alert)
I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible "fad" of Trolling and getting "LULZ" that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the "underground" of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of "Smileys" were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, "Anonymous"; the central hub of the Trolls.

Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the "R" rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit.

No one has to give in for their sick entertainment.
}}

=== Open Letter to Tara Strong ===

Chris takes a moment to publicly blast [[My Little Pony]] voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.

{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]

I fully understand the video, "Twilightlicious", is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about "Smiley", I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste.

While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was.

So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for "blackgryphon's" meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling?

If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you.

Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to.

Sincerely,
Christian W.Chandler
Ruckersville, VA, USA

[[File:Mlptroll1.jpg]]
}}

One troll decided to forward this message to Tara Strong on Facebook, assuming that she'd get a kick out of it. The following day, Tara actually responded:

{{quotebox|

"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously [[Ego|for their own attention]]. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."
}}

Despite not knowing about Chris at all before reading his rant, Tara seemed to have caught on that Chris is an attention whore right from the get-go. While he had succeeded in what many trolls assumed to be an utterly ridiculous campaign ''(although one can easily argue that it was Chris's trolls who pushed the pieces into place)'', Chris' attitude has once again made him a pariah, this time with the Brony community.

=== Trolling is Abhor-able ===

Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.

{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]

Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.

[[File:Mlptroll2.jpg]]
}}

=== I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out ===

Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.

{{quotebox| Wednesday, 27 [[February 2013]]

Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong.
}}

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August 2013 Facebook Posts

2013-11-22T22:12:27Z

Chaosakita:

==Status Updates==
===LEGO High School===
{{quotebox|Monday, 5 August 2013

The [[High School]] is the Best Set Lego has released (better when merged with the Horse Academy set), since the Hillside House, and this should be the next "Best Toy, Gold Award".

<nowiki>**Already-Thought Comments:</nowiki> 
-I am in Science/Biology/Math class. 
-My [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] is teaching English and History, currently on Abe Lincoln. 
-The Infomaniac is the Pricipal. 
-And Zach comes in from the Seinor's Courtyard with a "That's What She Said" comment (StoneBreakers20 on [[YouTube]]). 
-And [[Wikipedia:Venus (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)|Venus]] and Mikey are having fun too.

[[File:ChrisLego02.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego03.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego04.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego05.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego06.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego07.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego08.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego09.jpg]]}}

Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Sorry; small error. It's <nowiki>"StoneBreakers10"</nowiki> on YouTube.}}

Mary McLerran then posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|So cool! We love legos! This is the BEST!}}

===Heartlake High===
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 6 August 2013
<nowiki>Best Lego Set Ever! Even better than the Awarded Café.

http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Product?p=41005</nowiki>}}

[[Anna]] then posted:
{{quoteboxred|WANT
[[File:AnnaWANT.jpg]]}}

===One of my pups just peed===
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 6 August 2013
One of my [[Clover_and_Snoopy|pups]] just peed, and look how it came out. Shaped like a [[Sweetheart|girl]].

[[File:ChrisPupsPeed.png]]}}

William Elliot Waterman then posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|Looks kind of like [[Chaos Emeralds|chaos with 0 emeralds absorbed.]]}}

===Actual friendships===
{{quotebox|Wednesday, 7 August 2013
If ONLY it were that simple to inspire actual friendships in this adult life after "how people 'learn' about me on the internet". <nowiki>|:(</nowiki> Now I understand the reason for Pep Rallies (I was exempt from attending them, because they were Too Loud for me).}}

===Top Movies List===
{{quotebox|Wednesday, 7 August 2013
On that note, my top movies list is updated:

1. [[Mary Poppins]]
2. [[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Equestria Girls]]
3. Toy Story
4. [[American Rabbit|The Adventures of the American Rabbit]]}}

===The Riddle===
Chris posted some random pictures from [[Wikipedia:Mark Cuban|Mark Cuban]] to an Indian woman. Initially it was thought that Chris posted them in order to desperately prove that his followers are obsessed over any posts he posted, but it later turned out it was a '''riddle''' - A very absurd riddle that [[Autism|only Chris understands]].
{{quotebox|Saturday, 17 August 2013
-Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.

-Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.

-Twister: Hens live on a farm; farm in Kansas; Wizard of Oz; Tornado to Twister.

-Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.

-Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx.

-Great Wall of China: the Sphinx is half human/half lion; lions are cat family; there are cats in coffee shops in Japan; the written characters there are similar but different to China's characters; China is famous for its Great Wall.

-Smurfette playing Munroe: the Great Wall is made of stone and rocks; there are rocks in lava; lava is liquid fire; fire burns trees; logs are made from trees; there are log throwing competitions in Scottland; Scottish wear kilts; Gutsy Smurf wears a Kilt; showed off with Smurfette.

-Mayflower: Mony Python made a story of the Scottish being made from the British for aliens to win at Wimbledon; The British reside in England; to escape the rule to freedom, they crafted and sailed on the Mayflower.}}

Two days later, Chris deleted the riddle, most probably because nobody responded to his stupid riddle anyway.

===I got new shoes===
Chris posted a picture about his new shoes, which seem to look like shoes worn by 6-year old girls, possibly trying to continue his [[Tomgirl]] style.
{{quotebox|Sunday, 18 August 2013
I got new shoes.

[[File:ChrisNewShoes.png]]}}

Matt Stufano commented:

{{quotebox|awesome! very few things as good as a new pair of shoes-}}

===One Eyebrow===
Chris posted another pointless picture again on Facebook, this time about his eyebrow.
{{quotebox|Monday, 19 August 2013

[[File:ChrisOneEyebrow.png]]}}
Mary McLerran then replied to the picture:
{{quoteboxred|Cyclops?}}

Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Below is a"Friends Only" Post For da Trolls!

(Singing)

"One... Eyebrow".}}
Chris later deleted the post.

''Note: This may have been a response to a CWCki Forums post on the same day, where user "Midnight Kissy Bull" wrote: "We'd discuss Chris's eyebrows if we were truly desperate.''

===[[Breast Cancer Awareness]]===
Chris shared a photo of Breast Cancer Awareness, and stating that [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] is a breast cancer survivor.

{{quotebox|Friday, 23 August 2013
My mother, still alive, is a B.C. Survivor.

[[File:BreastCancerAwareness.png]]}}

===Snoopy Doobie Doo===
Chris then posts a photo of [[Clover & Snoopy|Snoopy]] and his mother.

{{quotebox|Friday, 23 August 2013
Here she is, with our Snoopy Doobie Doo resting on her shoulder.

[[File:SnoopyDoobieDoo.png]]}}

===Losing Friends===
Chris posts about his stress again, together with his blood pressure and more weird info.

{{quotebox|Tuesday, 27 August 2013
[[Stress]] from losing friends... Stress at home... Today... [[Chris_and_health|My blood pressure is up; feeling real dizzy and faint]]. Sad, pathetic, weak... I do try to learn from my mistakes! Shooting myself in the damn foot... Metaphorically... ugh...}}

==Notes from Friends==
===You're a real nice guy, Chris===
On 3 [[August 2013]], William Elliott Waterman posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|I heard [[Anna]]'s voice over the phone. She told me about how far back you guys go. You're a real nice guy, Chris.}}

===William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE===
On 7 [[August 2013]], after seeing his name being mentioned several times on the CWCki, despite less to zero people caring about him, William Elliott Waterman, one of Chris's friends on Facebook (even though most of Chris's friends on Facebook are actually [[Anna McLerran]]'s friends in the first place) posts a TL;DR [[White knight|whiteknighting]] open message to the trolls, posting how he's no better than Chris (even though he had a [[job]]), calling the trolls that they're the [[Chris and his Ego|same level as Chris]], and wants the DANG, DIRTY trolls to go ahead and troll him. (You know, as if anyone has an interest in confronting or fighting him anyway)

{{quoteboxgreen|Hello, [[trolls]]. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki|your archives]] and [[Da Update|announcing it on your news feed]], so I'll [[Captain's Log|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|open statement]].

You trolls get a lot of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laughs]] out of [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|the]] [[Bob Walks In|things]] Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. [[CWC is Sad|It's just sad]]. You're actually dedicating [[Obesity|huge chunks]] of your daily lives [[The creepy stare|stalking]] one [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|lonely man]] on the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]]. Seriously? This [[Christian Weston Chandler|<nowiki>'lolcow'</nowiki>]] was dried up years ago. [[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll|You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him.]] It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] basement-dwelling [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] that [[A-Logging|hates him just because he exists]], or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|you're just doing it for the <nowiki>'lulls'</nowiki>]]. If somehow you're [[Merried Seinor Comic|married]], [[Jerkop|have a job]], and [[China|have everything Chris wants]], [[Chris and remorse|you should feel]] even more [[It's UGH!|disgusted in yourself]] for doing it because you have some [[Fuck quest|perversion]] for [[JERKS|taking advantage]] of [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_Contest#Aftermath|someone less fortunate]] instead of having empathy and compassion for them.

I used to be like you morons, [[Mass debating|wasting my days]] [[Cakefarts|sitting on my butt]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|listening to everything]] you say about him. But I [[Metonic|grew up]]. I have a [[job]] and a life now, [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|but that still doesn't make me any better than him]]. [[White knight|I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you]], but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to [[Vamprosa|grow up]] and [[Trollbusters|stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor]]. [[Attraction sign|He's not shallow and picky like you think.]] You think you all need to go on [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|covert field missions]] and [[JenkinsJinkies|disguise yourselves]] as [[BlueSpike|girlfriends]] to even talk to him. [[28 October 2011|I never met him in person]] - [[Tomgirl|I'm not even a female]] - [[Megan Schroeder|and he friend requested me]]. All I did was [[Scale of Respect|respect him]] and [[Death threats|treat him like a HUMAN BEING]].

Having a [[Heart level|heart]] and [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|humbly admitting]] that you're at the [[Chris and his Ego|same level as him]] is all it takes, but you're all too little to do that. I'm not an [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|attention]] [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|whore]], but [[15 January 2010|feel free to troll me if you care enough. I know you won't.]] [[Monthly tugboat|You all got so lazy]] that you just [[Chris_and_art#Tracing|copy and paste]] his activity without even writing your own commentary anymore.

Come and get me, losers. Spankety, spankety, spankety.}}

''Note: The final paragraph is a reference to Earthbound, where [http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Pokey_Minch Pokey Minch] says the paragraph word for word.''

===Do you feel like your winning today?!?===
On 19 [[August 2013]], one of his new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|Do you feel like your winning today?!?}}
Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Because of good friendships, yes.}}
Another one of his new friends then posted:
{{quoteboxred|That's right! WINNING!!!}}

===Fantastic Gift In The Mail Today===
On 21 [[August 2013]], another one of his new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Thank you to Christian Weston Chandler for the fantastic gift in the mail today ! Very Cool !}}

===Got your tunes!===
On 22 [[August 2013]], his new friend in [[Manchester High School]] posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|We both got your tunes! Badass!}}

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July 2013 Facebook Posts

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Chaosakita:

==Notes From The Man Himself==

{{Incomplete}}

===Hey, Vee===
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 2 July 2013
Hey, Vee. Have you checked out Toro's Friend Network on the [[PS Vita|Vita]] yet? It is good.}}

===[[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]===
{{quotebox|Sunday, 7 July 2013
[[Ruckersville]] is a Very Boring, One-Horse Town. Hardly any young adults hang around here, and there is not much to do. Having a [[Wal-Mart]] does not make it any better either. It's like putting lipstick on a skeleton, it does not make it any better or nicer.}}

Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|In any case, Ruckersville And Charlottesville; Both Cities [[Christian Weston Chandler|are Socially Inept, are unfriendly and lack much compassion towards other people]].}}
William Elliott Waterman then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Sounds kind of like midcoast, Maine.}}

===Very Depressed.===
{{quotebox|Sunday, 14 July 2013
Very Depressed.
Need In-Person,

Real [[China|Compassion]]

From [[Sweetheart|Women]].

Hugs and Love.

Please Help. - :( feeling sad.}}

===Don't call me a wet blanket.===
{{quotebox|Thursday, 18 July 2013
My name is not Waterbed, so don't call me a wet blanket. <nowiki>|:(P</nowiki>}}
''This may have been a response to a [[CWCki Forums]] post of 15 July, where "Da Pickle Monsta" wrote, "most [[Boyfriend-free girl|women]] don't want boyfriends with the emotional maturity of a wet blanket."''<ref>[https://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1654&p=61557&hilit=+wet+blanket+#p61557]</ref>

===[[Vanessa Hudgens|Spring Brakers]]===
{{quotebox|Saturday, 20 July 2013
I've just finished watching "[[Wikipedia:Spring Breakers|Spring Breakers]]", rented it for free from RedBox with Monopoly [[McDonalds|McD]] win. [[Chris and health|Eat Healthy]] with Premium McWraps, Apple Slices and Tea.

Story wise, it was fair. I definitely found the symbolism with the input of [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] within the movie. Minus a "[[Wikipedia:List of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic characters#Rarity|Rarity]]" or "[[Wikipedia:List of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic characters#Fluttershy|Fluttershy]]", the four women played similarly towards the roles in the rest. I definitely see myself in the Faith character, as she was more of the [[Autism|outsider, introverted person]]. I believe in [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] too, but God must hate me to put me in the lifestyle I am forced to be cooped up and bored with. Leaving my friends behind after [[High School]] really sent me downhill, and then again after being forced away from the [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]]. And I have few friends for real to and who would hang out with me. Damn [[JERKS|Male Population]], Damn [[Autism|Ill-Social People]] who overlook and ignore me in person around here, and Damn [[Megan Schroeder|Ms. Schroeder]] and [[Michael Snyder|Mr. Snyder]] for further destroying me emotionally over the past greater than half-decade.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>}}

===Stupid Question.===
{{quotebox|Monday, 22 July 2013
Stupid Question. One to Ten Scale; on my face at least; I'm down to 220; how good looking/attractive am I?

[[File:ChrisHowGoodLookingAmI.jpg]]}}
William Elliott Waterman then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|You're always as beautiful as you feel.}}
Mary McLerran posted:
{{quoteboxred|Hey I'm trying something new that might be good for you, too. If you have naturally curly hair, try getting it cut shorter and let the curls frame your face. I think you could rock that look!}}
Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Short cut; NO.}}

===The results===
{{quotebox|Monday, 22 July 2013
Right; I'm ugly as hell. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>

[[File:CWCKiForumsPoll.jpg]]}}

Anna then posted:
{{quoteboxred|Of course this survey is incredibly biased because the majority of people who took it are trolls...}}

==Notes from Friends==
===I'm sending you love, too===
On 24 [[July 2013]], Mary McLerran, again, posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|I love your hand shape on your profile pix: the hand shape means love in sign language. I'm sending you love, too. This is Anna's mom.}}
Chris then replied:
{{quotebox|What hand shape?}}
Mary then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Just under your name in the yellow shape.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Thumb, index and pinkie fingers. Look up "ILY" on google images.}}

==References==
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April 2013 Facebook posts

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Chaosakita:

{{incomplete}}

==Status Updates==

=== Game Place ===

Chris, ''five years after his ban'' and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about [[Michael Snyder]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]].

{{quotebox|Thursday, 4 [[April 2013]]
I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace.

It Truly Is the Breeding and Meeting PLace for [[Trolls]] and Cyber-Bullies. Long before October, 2007, there were very few people who would have anything on me personally, worldwide, because those people only existed Locally to me and with Constant in person communication with me. Those people only existed at the PLace. And the very first person who turned Troll against me is none other than [[Megan Schroeder]]. She conscripted [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]], Mimms and everyone else against me.

And when my family as I started getting close with identifying them as our perpetrators and The Prime Trolls, Snyder was looking for a reason to ban me, and so he did.

Megan Schroeder is the Prime Queen of the Trolls; the PLace IS truly a Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding an Meeting Place, and I never, forever want anything to do with it. The PLace should definitely be destroyed and shut down for good.

And I want to exact my fullest revenge and divine retribution with [[Megan Schroeder]]. SHE should be jailed and beaten up, that vile, wicked, traitorous bitch.}}

=== Kim brought her into my life ===

{{quotebox|Saturday, 20 [[April 2013]]

Yep, doing this for a new woman in my life; Kim brought her into my life.}}

[[Anna McLerran]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Good people don't make you do things for their own enjoyment.}}

=== Lucy ===

{{quotebox|Monday, 22 [[April 2013]]
I got my cat, Lucy, resting on my shrinking mound.

[[File:LucyFacebook.jpg]]}}

=== Sega Mascot Contest ===

Chris complains about Sega hosting a mascot contest, believing from the linked article that they are trying to replace [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

{{quotebox|Monday, 29 [[April 2013]]

Okay, now THIS pisses me off. I am not one who is to be blamed here; there are a lot of sick people who perverted Sonic's good name. Especially those who made him out as a homo, when he is not. Hell! He had a thing going on for a long time with Sally Acorn in his comic book series.

SEGA, Sonic was praised a lot better than Mario, because Sonic has more attitude, is stronger and faster, and he talks in his games more than the catchphrase-spewing plumber did.

And in any case, Sonic has replaced my hero before him, the American Rabbit. Shelving Sonic away will be the worst mistake SEGA will ever make since they stopped their console series at the Dreamcast.

Sonic For SEGA RAW!!! And Forever!!!

http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-new-mascot-since-sonic-has-been-ruined-by-fans/}}

Chris then added a reply to his own Facebook post, [[Chris and his Ego|which he subsequently "liked".]]

{{quotebox|
Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway.

The better option is to stay strong with Sonic.
}}

=== "The Trolls Who Cry Woman" ===

Chris posts a rather ''insensitive'' musing, comparing online socialization to teenage pregnancy, starring in porn and '''being raped.''' He also goes on to rant about "being set up" ''(most likely referring to his date with Emily and the Pickle Man.)''

{{quotebox|Monday, 29 April 2013 at 11:00

Here's a musing:

Heard of "The Boy Who Cries Wolf"? Today's Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies who pretend to be the opposite gender to everyone they talk to online, making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn, or rape. And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name.

Today's version of the classic should be called, "The Online Trolls Who Cry Woman".

}}

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April 2013 Facebook posts

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Chaosakita:

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=== Game Place ===

Chris, ''five years after his ban'' and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about [[Michael Snyder]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]].

{{quotebox|Thursday, 4 [[April 2013]]
I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace.

It Truly Is the Breeding and Meeting PLace for [[Trolls]] and Cyber-Bullies. Long before October, 2007, there were very few people who would have anything on me personally, worldwide, because those people only existed Locally to me and with Constant in person communication with me. Those people only existed at the PLace. And the very first person who turned Troll against me is none other than [[Megan Schroeder]]. She conscripted [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]], Mimms and everyone else against me.

And when my family as I started getting close with identifying them as our perpetrators and The Prime Trolls, Snyder was looking for a reason to ban me, and so he did.

Megan Schroeder is the Prime Queen of the Trolls; the PLace IS truly a Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding an Meeting Place, and I never, forever want anything to do with it. The PLace should definitely be destroyed and shut down for good.

And I want to exact my fullest revenge and divine retribution with [[Megan Schroeder]]. SHE should be jailed and beaten up, that vile, wicked, traitorous bitch.}}

=== Kim brought her into my life ===

{{quotebox|Saturday, 20 [[April 2013]]

Yep, doing this for a new woman in my life; Kim brought her into my life.}}

[[Anna McLerran]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Good people don't make you do things for their own enjoyment.}}

=== Lucy ===

{{quotebox|Monday, 22 [[April 2013]]
I got my cat, Lucy, resting on my shrinking mound.

[[File:LucyFacebook.jpg]]}}

=== Sega Mascot Contest ===

Chris complains about Sega hosting a mascot contest, believing from the linked article that they are trying to replace [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

{{quotebox|Monday, 29 [[April 2013]]

Okay, now THIS pisses me off. I am not one who is to be blamed here; there are a lot of sick people who perverted Sonic's good name. Especially those who made him out as a homo, when he is not. Hell! He had a thing going on for a long time with Sally Acorn in his comic book series.

SEGA, Sonic was praised a lot better than Mario, because Sonic has more attitude, is stronger and faster, and he talks in his games more than the catchphrase-spewing plumber did.

And in any case, Sonic has replaced my hero before him, the American Rabbit. Shelving Sonic away will be the worst mistake SEGA will ever make since they stopped their console series at the Dreamcast.

Sonic For SEGA RAW!!! And Forever!!!

http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-new-mascot-since-sonic-has-been-ruined-by-fans/}}

Chris then added a reply to his own Facebook post, [[Chris and his Ego|which he subsequently "liked".]]

{{quotebox|
Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway.

The better option is to stay strong with Sonic.
}}

=== "The Trolls Who Cry Woman" ===

Chris posts a rather ''insensitive'' musing, comparing online socialization to teenage pregnancy, starring in porn and '''being raped.''' He also goes on to rant about "being set up" ''(most likely referring to his date with Emily and the Pickle Man.)''

{{quotebox|Monday, 29 April 2013 at 11:00

Here's a musing:

Heard of "The Boy Who Cries Wolf"? Today's Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies who pretend to be the opposite gender to everyone they talk to online, making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn, or rape. And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name.

Today's version of the classic should be called, "The Online Trolls Who Cry Woman".

}}

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From the Imgur album

June 2013 Facebook Posts

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Chaosakita:

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==Status Updates==
===I am so lonely===

{{quotebox|Sunday, 2 June 2013
Damn! I am so lonely. I do not know whether to wait for my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] or to move on because the weights is driving me crazy among the loneliness of other things; [[stress]] of my life! Hell, first woman to Ask me out, in person I'd probably say yes.

<nowiki> *sigh* *groan* *grunt*</nowiki>
}}

===I am feeling very lonely again===

{{quotebox|Monday, 17 June 2013
I am feeling very lonely again. I am unable to think of a way to find my female [[sweetheart]] currently, where I won't end up risking trouble with the goddamned [[Jerkops]] within any "police office" or "legal office" from any and all of the shit against me on the [[internet]] that is easily Googled. And I am still publcally invisible to Everywoman, because they are all already taken by some stupid, [[jerk]] male, or are otherwise freaking busy with their own internal lives in this digital age where in person...}}

Chris later posted:

{{quotebox|...socializing has become obsolete. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}

William Elliott Waterman replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|:(}}

===Too many Trolls and Bad People in the world===

{{quotebox|Saturday, 22 June 2013
If you "[[Fans]]" REALLY want to know why you're like lowly to me. There are too many [[Trolls]] and Bad People in the world hiding behind the [[Internet]] constantly; I am unable to tell the difference. I have lost my youth and sunny energy within the past decade. I have become bitter from a miserable life and an irreversible Internet reputation, thanks to you bad people. End of story.}}

===A skunk===
{{quotebox|Thursday, 27 June 2013
A skunk; you don't need to kill it to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|stink things up]]; it pees anywhere it wants.}}
''Note that skunk spray is not urine, but a mixture of thiols produced by anal scent glands.''

==Notes From His Friends==
=== Just re-watched your DVD with a friend.===
On 9 [[June 2013]], [[Anna McLerran]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Just rewatched your [[DVD]] with a friend. She agrees with me that you are a sweetheart and it made me really miss you. I wished you lived close so I could introduce you to her-she's married, but she would make a great friend to you. I got to thinking when you and I first met and I pulled out my folder of all the things you've sent or given me over the years- your comics, letters, cards. It all just serves to illustrate what a [[White Knight|remarkable injustice]] these [[Trolls|people]] have done to you through the years. I don't care what anyone says, [[Death threats|you]] [[Twin Falling Towers|do]] [[Homos|not]] [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Megan_is_scarred_by_ShecameforCWC.JPG|deserve]] [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|an]] [[Facebook#Imgur|ounce]] [[White_knight#Autism_does_not_excuse_a_terrible_person|of]] [[Chris and anger|hate]]. You're an incredible person with [[Chris and art|incredible creativity and talent]], and I hope that your ability to create has not dimmed too much. I wish [[CWCki|more people knew the real you]] instead of this [[CWCFlyingElephants|strange]] [[Death Threats|monster]] [[ED|the internet]] thinks you are. But I suppose that's how it is with celebrities of all kinds- people think they know them, but they never really do. [[Gal Pal|I love you]], and consider you one of my dearest friends and one of my most favorite people in the world. Stay strong, Christian. You have more [[Chaotic Combo|allies]] than you think.}}
Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|I have done that a LOT for my past friends as well, including [[Megan Schroeder]]. If only SHE had realized the same ideas you have just shared, maybe she would have not seen me as a weird freak and start this whole mess against me in the first place in 2007. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}
William Elliott Waterman replied to Chris:
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, why are you demonizing Megan? I don't think she actively did anything with the intent to make others see you the way they do. Why are you harping on something from 2007?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I think if you were just grateful you have a friend who loves you, and didn't waste time thinking about the bad, you would be feeling a lot better.}}

===Let's all go to Disneyland together!===
On 13 [[June 2013]], [[Anna McLerran]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Dana Mahri Linnea Hiltzheimer Christian Weston Chandler hey guys let's all go to Disneyland together!}}

===I am sending you good energy===
On 24 [[June 2013]], Mary McLerran, relative of [[Anna McLerran]], posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|Hi Christian. I am sending you good energy. Sorry there are so many [[Trolls|mean people]] who have hurt you. Enjoy each day and find joy in small simple things that bring you pleasure.}}
Chris then replied:
{{quotebox|Whoopee. That'll bring pretty, single, well-organized women around to make the first move on me. (:0}}

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Chaosakita:

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==Notes From His Friends==
=== Just re-watched your DVD with a friend.===
On 9 [[June 2013]], [[Anna McLerran]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Just rewatched your [[DVD]] with a friend. She agrees with me that you are a sweetheart and it made me really miss you. I wished you lived close so I could introduce you to her-she's married, but she would make a great friend to you. I got to thinking when you and I first met and I pulled out my folder of all the things you've sent or given me over the years- your comics, letters, cards. It all just serves to illustrate what a [[White Knight|remarkable injustice]] these [[Trolls|people]] have done to you through the years. I don't care what anyone says, [[Death threats|you]] [[Twin Falling Towers|do]] [[Homos|not]] [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Megan_is_scarred_by_ShecameforCWC.JPG|deserve]] [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|an]] [[Facebook#Imgur|ounce]] [[White_knight#Autism_does_not_excuse_a_terrible_person|of]] [[Chris and anger|hate]]. You're an incredible person with [[Chris and art|incredible creativity and talent]], and I hope that your ability to create has not dimmed too much. I wish [[CWCki|more people knew the real you]] instead of this [[CWCFlyingElephants|strange]] [[Death Threats|monster]] [[ED|the internet]] thinks you are. But I suppose that's how it is with celebrities of all kinds- people think they know them, but they never really do. [[Gal Pal|I love you]], and consider you one of my dearest friends and one of my most favorite people in the world. Stay strong, Christian. You have more [[Chaotic Combo|allies]] than you think.}}
Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|I have done that a LOT for my past friends as well, including [[Megan Schroeder]]. If only SHE had realized the same ideas you have just shared, maybe she would have not seen me as a weird freak and start this whole mess against me in the first place in 2007. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}
William Elliott Waterman replied to Chris:
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, why are you demonizing Megan? I don't think she actively did anything with the intent to make others see you the way they do. Why are you harping on something from 2007?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I think if you were just grateful you have a friend who loves you, and didn't waste time thinking about the bad, you would be feeling a lot better.}}

===Let's all go to Disneyland together!===
On 13 [[June 2013]], [[Anna McLerran]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Dana Mahri Linnea Hiltzheimer Christian Weston Chandler hey guys let's all go to Disneyland together!}}

===I am sending you good energy===
On 24 [[June 2013]], Mary McLerran, relative of [[Anna McLerran]], posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|Hi Christian. I am sending you good energy. Sorry there are so many [[Trolls|mean people]] who have hurt you. Enjoy each day and find joy in small simple things that bring you pleasure.}}
Chris then replied:
{{quotebox|Whoopee. That'll bring pretty, single, well-organized women around to make the first move on me. (:0}}

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===I have had more freedom when my father was alive===

Chris laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain [[White_knights#Chris_cares_only_for_himself|about how he has to take time out of his day]] to "serve and protect" [[Barb|his mother]]. Note how, in typical Chris fashion, he aims the blamethrower right at Michael Snyder for his troubles, ignoring the fact that the events of [[28 October 2011]] was his ''own'' fault and would not have happened had he stayed away like he should have.

{{quotebox|Friday, 30 May 2013
Good grief! I started playing resident evil revelations on [[PS3|PlayStation three]] in front of my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] and she had to be grossed out about it even when I'm scanning. And she even watch me play [[God of War|God of war Ascension]] as if she's not as gross out from the bloodshed from back game? And she goes on to complain to me about how it would affect my mind. I mean I've played this game before on my [[3DS]]; The beneficial part now is that I can earn the trophies.

My mother has really been getting on my nerves! I really need my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] so that I can get away from here now and then; and I cannot even go downtown now because it wastes so much gas and gas is so costly! And make guys on my mother's concern for gas cost that is one reason why I have been on my sabbatical from my [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].

I have had more freedom when my [[Bob Chandler|father]] was alive and I end up losing it when he [[Chris_and_death#Robert_Franklin_Chandler_Jr._.281927-2011.29|passed away]] because now I got to serve my mother and protect her and everything! And I can blame that sonofabitch [[Michael Snyder]] for taking an wasting the money that my mom and I had soon gotten from my father's passing because he had to go send us to court for all the goddamn shit of his! Michael Snyder is a bastard to me and my mother for taking us to court he essentially stole a lot of money from us indirectly!
}}

===Trolls got my fresh post!===

{{quotebox|Thursday, 30 May 2013

Damn it! Trolls got my fresh post! Removed the prime suspect; will monitor,}}

Anna then replied,

{{quoteboxred|I'd take a closer look at the people on your friends list who you don't know in real life.}}

==Notes From His Friends==
=== Just re-watched your DVD with a friend.===
On 9 [[June 2013]], [[Anna McLerran]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Just rewatched your [[DVD]] with a friend. She agrees with me that you are a sweetheart and it made me really miss you. I wished you lived close so I could introduce you to her-she's married, but she would make a great friend to you. I got to thinking when you and I first met and I pulled out my folder of all the things you've sent or given me over the years- your comics, letters, cards. It all just serves to illustrate what a [[White Knight|remarkable injustice]] these [[Trolls|people]] have done to you through the years. I don't care what anyone says, [[Death threats|you]] [[Twin Falling Towers|do]] [[Homos|not]] [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Megan_is_scarred_by_ShecameforCWC.JPG|deserve]] [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|an]] [[Facebook#Imgur|ounce]] [[White_knight#Autism_does_not_excuse_a_terrible_person|of]] [[Chris and anger|hate]]. You're an incredible person with [[Chris and art|incredible creativity and talent]], and I hope that your ability to create has not dimmed too much. I wish [[CWCki|more people knew the real you]] instead of this [[CWCFlyingElephants|strange]] [[Death Threats|monster]] [[ED|the internet]] thinks you are. But I suppose that's how it is with celebrities of all kinds- people think they know them, but they never really do. [[Gal Pal|I love you]], and consider you one of my dearest friends and one of my most favorite people in the world. Stay strong, Christian. You have more [[Chaotic Combo|allies]] than you think.}}
Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|I have done that a LOT for my past friends as well, including [[Megan Schroeder]]. If only SHE had realized the same ideas you have just shared, maybe she would have not seen me as a weird freak and start this whole mess against me in the first place in 2007. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}
William Elliott Waterman replied to Chris:
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, why are you demonizing Megan? I don't think she actively did anything with the intent to make others see you the way they do. Why are you harping on something from 2007?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I think if you were just grateful you have a friend who loves you, and didn't waste time thinking about the bad, you would be feeling a lot better.}}

===Let's all go to Disneyland together!===
On 13 [[June 2013]], [[Anna McLerran]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Dana Mahri Linnea Hiltzheimer Christian Weston Chandler hey guys let's all go to Disneyland together!}}

===I am sending you good energy===
On 24 [[June 2013]], Mary McLerran, relative of [[Anna McLerran]], posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|Hi Christian. I am sending you good energy. Sorry there are so many [[Trolls|mean people]] who have hurt you. Enjoy each day and find joy in small simple things that bring you pleasure.}}
Chris then replied:
{{quotebox|Whoopee. That'll bring pretty, single, well-organized women around to make the first move on me. (:0}}

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[[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Clyde Cash|the Beast]].]]
'''Facebook''' is [[Chris]]'s other means of communication aside from [[MySpace]] on his [[Love Quest]]. While often looked over, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]].

On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard.

Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]].

Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.

On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]]. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently [[Anna]]. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the [[CWCki Forums]], proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout [[2012]], he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]].

==Notes From The Man Himself==

{{See also|Early Facebook Posts|2012 Facebook Posts|2013 Facebook Posts}}

==Notes From His Friends==
=== Just re-watched your DVD with a friend.===
On 9 [[June 2013]], [[Anna McLerran]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Just rewatched your [[DVD]] with a friend. She agrees with me that you are a sweetheart and it made me really miss you. I wished you lived close so I could introduce you to her-she's married, but she would make a great friend to you. I got to thinking when you and I first met and I pulled out my folder of all the things you've sent or given me over the years- your comics, letters, cards. It all just serves to illustrate what a [[White Knight|remarkable injustice]] these [[Trolls|people]] have done to you through the years. I don't care what anyone says, [[Death threats|you]] [[Twin Falling Towers|do]] [[Homos|not]] [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Megan_is_scarred_by_ShecameforCWC.JPG|deserve]] [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|an]] [[Facebook#Imgur|ounce]] [[White_knight#Autism_does_not_excuse_a_terrible_person|of]] [[Chris and anger|hate]]. You're an incredible person with [[Chris and art|incredible creativity and talent]], and I hope that your ability to create has not dimmed too much. I wish [[CWCki|more people knew the real you]] instead of this [[CWCFlyingElephants|strange]] [[Death Threats|monster]] [[ED|the internet]] thinks you are. But I suppose that's how it is with celebrities of all kinds- people think they know them, but they never really do. [[Gal Pal|I love you]], and consider you one of my dearest friends and one of my most favorite people in the world. Stay strong, Christian. You have more [[Chaotic Combo|allies]] than you think.}}
Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|I have done that a LOT for my past friends as well, including [[Megan Schroeder]]. If only SHE had realized the same ideas you have just shared, maybe she would have not seen me as a weird freak and start this whole mess against me in the first place in 2007. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}
William Elliott Waterman replied to Chris:
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, why are you demonizing Megan? I don't think she actively did anything with the intent to make others see you the way they do. Why are you harping on something from 2007?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I think if you were just grateful you have a friend who loves you, and didn't waste time thinking about the bad, you would be feeling a lot better.}}

===Let's all go to Disneyland together!===
On 13 [[June 2013]], [[Anna McLerran]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Dana Mahri Linnea Hiltzheimer Christian Weston Chandler hey guys let's all go to Disneyland together!}}

===I am sending you good energy===
On 24 [[June 2013]], Mary McLerran, relative of [[Anna McLerran]], posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|Hi Christian. I am sending you good energy. Sorry there are so many [[Trolls|mean people]] who have hurt you. Enjoy each day and find joy in small simple things that bring you pleasure.}}
Chris then replied:
{{quotebox|Whoopee. That'll bring pretty, single, well-organized women around to make the first move on me. (:0}}

===I'm sending you love, too===
On 24 [[July 2013]], Mary McLerran, again, posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|I love your hand shape on your profile pix: the hand shape means love in sign language. I'm sending you love, too. This is Anna's mom.}}
Chris then replied:
{{quotebox|What hand shape?}}
Mary then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Just under your name in the yellow shape.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Thumb, index and pinkie fingers. Look up "ILY" on google images.}}

===You're a real nice guy, Chris===
On 3 [[August 2013]], William Elliott Waterman posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|I heard [[Anna]]'s voice over the phone. She told me about how far back you guys go. You're a real nice guy, Chris.}}

===William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE===
On 7 [[August 2013]], after seeing his name being mentioned several times on the CWCki, despite less to zero people caring about him, William Elliott Waterman, one of Chris's friends on Facebook (even though most of Chris's friends on Facebook are actually [[Anna McLerran]]'s friends in the first place) posts a TL;DR [[White knight|whiteknighting]] open message to the trolls, posting how he's no better than Chris (even though he had a [[job]]), calling the trolls that they're the [[Chris and his Ego|same level as Chris]], and wants the DANG, DIRTY trolls to go ahead and troll him. (You know, as if anyone has an interest in confronting or fighting him anyway)

{{quoteboxgreen|Hello, [[trolls]]. I've seen that I'm not exempt from you plastering what I say to Chris onto [[CWCki|your archives]] and [[Da Update|announcing it on your news feed]], so I'll [[Captain's Log|address you all directly]] in an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|open statement]].

You trolls get a lot of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laughs]] out of [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|the]] [[Bob Walks In|things]] Chris has done, but what you all do isn't even funny. [[CWC is Sad|It's just sad]]. You're actually dedicating [[Obesity|huge chunks]] of your daily lives [[The creepy stare|stalking]] one [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|lonely man]] on the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]]. Seriously? This [[Christian Weston Chandler|<nowiki>'lolcow'</nowiki>]] was dried up years ago. [[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll|You're not going to get anything entertaining out of him any more, and you're still trying to milk him.]] It's sick. NONE OF YOU are ANY BETTER THAN HIM. It doesn't matter if you're a [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] basement-dwelling [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] that [[A-Logging|hates him just because he exists]], or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|you're just doing it for the <nowiki>'lulls'</nowiki>]]. If somehow you're [[Merried Seinor Comic|married]], [[Jerkop|have a job]], and [[China|have everything Chris wants]], [[Chris and remorse|you should feel]] even more [[It's UGH!|disgusted in yourself]] for doing it because you have some [[Fuck quest|perversion]] for [[JERKS|taking advantage]] of [[PaRappa_the_Rapper_Contest#Aftermath|someone less fortunate]] instead of having empathy and compassion for them.

I used to be like you morons, [[Mass debating|wasting my days]] [[Cakefarts|sitting on my butt]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|listening to everything]] you say about him. But I [[Metonic|grew up]]. I have a [[job]] and a life now, [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|but that still doesn't make me any better than him]]. [[White knight|I'm not even better than any of you. I pity all of you]], but there's a chance you could be better people if you all made an effort to [[Vamprosa|grow up]] and [[Trollbusters|stop stalking and cyber-bullying with no honor]]. [[Attraction sign|He's not shallow and picky like you think.]] You think you all need to go on [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|covert field missions]] and [[JenkinsJinkies|disguise yourselves]] as [[BlueSpike|girlfriends]] to even talk to him. [[28 October 2011|I never met him in person]] - [[Tomgirl|I'm not even a female]] - [[Megan Schroeder|and he friend requested me]]. All I did was [[Scale of Respect|respect him]] and [[Death threats|treat him like a HUMAN BEING]].

Having a [[Heart level|heart]] and [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|humbly admitting]] that you're at the [[Chris and his Ego|same level as him]] is all it takes, but you're all too little to do that. I'm not an [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|attention]] [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|whore]], but [[15 January 2010|feel free to troll me if you care enough. I know you won't.]] [[Monthly tugboat|You all got so lazy]] that you just [[Chris_and_art#Tracing|copy and paste]] his activity without even writing your own commentary anymore.

Come and get me, losers. Spankety, spankety, spankety.}}

''Note: The final paragraph is a reference to Earthbound, where [http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Pokey_Minch Pokey Minch] says the paragraph word for word.''

===Do you feel like your winning today?!?===
On 19 [[August 2013]], one of his new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|Do you feel like your winning today?!?}}
Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Because of good friendships, yes.}}
Another one of his new friends then posted:
{{quoteboxred|That's right! WINNING!!!}}

===Fantastic Gift In The Mail Today===
On 21 [[August 2013]], another one of his new friends in [[Manchester High School]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Thank you to Christian Weston Chandler for the fantastic gift in the mail today ! Very Cool !}}

===Got your tunes!===
On 22 [[August 2013]], his new friend in [[Manchester High School]] posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|We both got your tunes! Badass!}}

==Facebook Shares and Likes==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Share
! Link
! Date
|-
|Crackle
|https://www.facebook.com/crackle
|24 July 2013
|-
|Wanna win a 4K TV or a PS4?
|http://bit.ly/futuregear
|24 July 2013
|-
|LEGO® Friends Heartlake High -- 15 second spot
|http://lego.thismoment.com/v4/api/facebook/get_facebook_share_page.json?fbwall_video_sharing=0&content_id=35914&tab_id=62&page_id=16
|5 August 2013
|-
|My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (BluRay/DVD/Digital) [Blue-ray]
|http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CPTUNBK/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_ILTasb000GPMC
|7 August 2013
|-
|}

==YouTube related==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Text
! Video
! Date
|-
|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/Hdf2sRTLrX Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit
|Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit
|12 March 2013
|-
|PLEASE make it so that ALL DSi FlipNotes Saved on the SD memory card will be viewable, (@YouTube http://t.co/j9v8qMTIX6)
|Nintendo Direct Mini -- 3.13.2013
|13 March 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/zTOVtWBwax Siri The Comedian?
|Siri The Comedian?
|23 May 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/mANkxGomF8 Welcome to Toro's Friend Network!
|Welcome to Toro's Friend Network!
|4 June 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/imrwB8zmPj My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2
|My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2
|13 June 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/cE8diaEBeT Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version)
|Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version)
|13 June 2013
|-
|Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy
|Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy
|2 July 2013
|-
|Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy
|Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy
|3 July 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/e3IAiegija My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie HD
|My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie (HD)
|7 July 2013
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler shared a link.
|Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2)
|22 July 2013
|-
|My online rap sheet is worse than that, and yet it is very equal in how Others want to make me out to be, which I am not: a total "epic fail" or stupid.
|MLP - Equestria Girls - Twilight montage of embarrassing
|7 August 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/nMs2yXTVPf Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD)
|Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD)
|7 August 2013
|-
|}

==Toro's Friend Network==
{| class="wikitable"
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! Text
! Date
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|Chris Toro's Friend Network is linked with Facebook.
|4 June 2013
|-
|Has made 1 friend. Chris, it's nice to meet you. Nya.
|5 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "The Abandoned Station is Mystery Land", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|5 June 2013
|-
|Has made 10 friends. Nya. Chris Thanks. Nyaa.
|6 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "Toro's Friend Network Park", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|6 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "The Beach with a Stranded Ship", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|6 June 2013
|-
|Has made 20 friends. Nya. I knew Chris could do it. Nyaa.
|7 June 2013
|-
|Has made 30 friends. Nya. I love Chris. Nyaa.
|11 June 2013
|-
|Bonjour~I'm Pierre~Woof. Congratulations on clearing floor 20 of this dungeon. Woof!
|11 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "Mysterious Temple", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|11 June 2013
|-
|Has made 40 friends. Nya. Chris is awesome. Nyaa.
|12 June 2013
|-
|Oh! I'm Ricky~Quark! Congratulations on clearing floor 30 of this dungeon. Ribbit!
|12 June 2013
|-
|Sorry to interrupt. I'm R. Suzuki. Congratulations on clearing floor 40 of this dungeon.
|12 June 2013
|-
|Has made 50 friends. Nya. Chris is so popular. Nyaa.
|12 June 2013
|-
|}

==#mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle==
{| class="wikitable"
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! Text
! Date
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|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pzFCf8NenG
|11 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/02CHyoAx3M
|12 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/wghhe9kxXX
|13 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pRlqbd7zp6
|14 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/GiglbMxxwK
|15 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/jOAcUKh7UB
|16 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/EZGOrEbNf9
|30 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/OgqJxu6Mln
|2 July 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/hsj9IavWaD
|3 July 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/1TVK2YcIgZ
|3 July 2013
|-
|}

==iOS==
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more [[:File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|recent]] [[:File:Difficult_time_lady.jpg|photos]] also fuels this suggestion. <ref>[[:File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png|Screenshot]]</ref>

The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed [[Chris and money|wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need]]. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one ''would'' assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement ''(never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost)'', he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before ''(which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens)''. According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.

==Imgur==
{{main|2013 Imgur Leak}}
On 26th May, 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ uploaded them on Imgur.] The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 ''(as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was)'' but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted [[Michael Snyder|several]] [[Megan Schroeder|people]] [[Death threats|dead]], and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill [[Mimms]]' girlfriend.

The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was ''[[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|Chris himself.]]''

==Gallery==
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Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, Part 1
Image:Cwcfacebook3.jpg|Profile, Part 2
Image:Cwcfacebook4.jpg|Profile, Part 3
Image:Cwcfacebook5.jpg|
Image:Cwcfacebook6.jpg|
Image:Cwcfacebook7.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook8.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook9.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook10.jpg
Image:Christina1.jpg|17-year-old Christina 1
Image:Christina2.jpg|17-year-old Christina 2
Image:Christina3.jpg|17-year-old Christina 3
Image:Cwcfacebook11.jpg|Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.
Image:Cwcfacebook12.jpg|"Do I know you?" 1
Image:Cwcfacebook13.jpg|"Do I know you?" 2
Image:Cwcfacebook14.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook15.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook16.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook17.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook18.jpg
Image:Chrisfacebook2011.png| A screencap of Chris's page from [[July 2011]].
File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].
File:Christran2.jpg | Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests.
File:Chfb1.png| February leak Part 1
File:Chfb2.png| February leak Part 2
File:Chfb3.png| February leak Part 3
File:Chfb4.png| February leak Part 4
File:Cwc.png|February leak Part 5
File:61013333.jpg|Full size Picture of Drawing.
File:Fbnote1.PNG|Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)
File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)
File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.
File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.
File:Derpy.PNG|The first brony speaks.
File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.
File:Noet chris knows now about us.png|Great Director is watching you.
File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.
File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.
File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white knighting [[Anna]].
File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png| A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.
File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png
File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png
File:Koreans.PNG| Chris on Eastern Cuisine.
File:Train wreck.JPG
File:Chris whines about ponies.JPG| Chris whining after seeing [[My Little Pony]] related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.
File:Chris hates dark humor.png| Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.
File: difficult time lady.jpg| Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".
File:Fbp2.png| Chris approves of this depiction of [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]].
File:Fbp3.png| Chris continues to make [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] unfunny.
File:Fbp4.png
File:Fbp5.png
File:Fbp6.png| Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of "his kind".
File:Fbp7.png
File:Fbp8.png| Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&A.
File:Fbp9.png| No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.
File:Fbp10.png| Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.
File:Fbp11.png| Nice to see [[Lego]]s haven't gone anywhere.
File:Fbp12.png| Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.
File:Chris Long Hair.jpg| A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.
File:CWC Shampoo.jpg| Chris uses [[wikipedia:Garnier Fructis|Garnier Fructis]] Shampoo and Conditioner.
File:CWC Approved.jpg| Timeline cover art
File:1021fb.png|An Appeal to Humanity.
File:Chris Lego.jpg|Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.
File:Facebook1.jpg|Lego Chris is reaching the heavens...
File:Facebook2.jpg|...and doesn't succeed.
File:ChrisGayMarriage.PNG|Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.
File:He_just_compared_online_socialization_to_rape.jpg|Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.
File:Chris-Chan_-_FB_-_Equestria Girls.png|Chris whining about ''Equestria Girls''.
File:IdeaBookCaseClosed.jpg|The iDea Book Case
File:IdeaBookCaseSpine.jpg|
File:IdeaBookCaseOpen.jpg|
File:IdeaBookCaseSide.jpg|
File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|U Gotta Believe!
File:TheLancers.jpg|Go Lancers!
File:MarkCuban.png|A photo of [[Wikipedia:Mark Cuban|Mark Cuban]] Chris uploaded on 15 [[August 2013]]. Which does not contribute to the riddle so far.
File:LemonPoundCake.jpg|''Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.''
File:UniversityOfDelaware.jpg|''Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.''
File:TwisterBluray.jpg|''Twister: Hens live on a farm; farm in Kansas; Wizard of Oz; Tornado to Twister.''
File:RishikeshIndianWoman.jpg|''Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.''
File:Sphinx.jpg|''Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx.''
File:GreatWallOfChina.png|''Great Wall of China: the Sphinx is half human/half lion; lions are cat family; there are cats in coffee shops in Japan; the written characters there are similar but different to China's characters; China is famous for its Great Wall.''
File:BR6NNHFCMAA0q4O.jpg large.jpg|''Smurfette playing Munroe: the Great Wall is made of stone and rocks; there are rocks in lava; lava is liquid fire; fire burns trees; logs are made from trees; there are log throwing competitions in Scottland; Scottish wear kilts; Gutsy Smurf wears a Kilt; showed off with Smurfette.''
File:BR6NQc6CIAAOoGJ.jpg large.jpg|''Mayflower: Mony Python made a story of the Scottish being made from the British for aliens to win at Wimbledon; The British reside in England; to escape the rule to freedom, they crafted and sailed on the Mayflower.''
File:BR6VLK2CIAE-j6m.jpg large.jpg|Chris's absurd riddle.
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File:MegagiHatesYou.jpg|
File:CWCFacebook4October.png|
File:GamePlaceRevelations.png|
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</center>

==See also==
*[[Facebook messages]]
*[[Facebook statuses]]

==References==
<references/>
==External links==
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 Current Facebook profile (CwcvilleGuardian)]
*[http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Imgur Account]
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBT0w4RktXQWNuYUU/edit?usp=sharing Backup of the Imgur album] (Last updated 6/29/13 tell me on my [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/User_talk:Pyromcr talk page] if more has been added to the Imgur album and this backup is no longer up to date.)
{{Facebook}}
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Facebook]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

August 2013 Facebook Posts

2013-11-22T21:43:27Z

Chaosakita: /* I got new shoes */

===LEGO High School===
{{quotebox|Monday, 5 August 2013

The [[High School]] is the Best Set Lego has released (better when merged with the Horse Academy set), since the Hillside House, and this should be the next "Best Toy, Gold Award".

<nowiki>**Already-Thought Comments:</nowiki> 
-I am in Science/Biology/Math class. 
-My [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] is teaching English and History, currently on Abe Lincoln. 
-The Infomaniac is the Pricipal. 
-And Zach comes in from the Seinor's Courtyard with a "That's What She Said" comment (StoneBreakers20 on [[YouTube]]). 
-And [[Wikipedia:Venus (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)|Venus]] and Mikey are having fun too.

[[File:ChrisLego02.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego03.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego04.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego05.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego06.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego07.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego08.jpg]]
[[File:ChrisLego09.jpg]]}}

Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Sorry; small error. It's <nowiki>"StoneBreakers10"</nowiki> on YouTube.}}

Mary McLerran then posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|So cool! We love legos! This is the BEST!}}

===Heartlake High===
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 6 August 2013
<nowiki>Best Lego Set Ever! Even better than the Awarded Café.

http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Product?p=41005</nowiki>}}

[[Anna]] then posted:
{{quoteboxred|WANT
[[File:AnnaWANT.jpg]]}}

===One of my pups just peed===
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 6 August 2013
One of my [[Clover_and_Snoopy|pups]] just peed, and look how it came out. Shaped like a [[Sweetheart|girl]].

[[File:ChrisPupsPeed.png]]}}

William Elliot Waterman then posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|Looks kind of like [[Chaos Emeralds|chaos with 0 emeralds absorbed.]]}}

===Actual friendships===
{{quotebox|Wednesday, 7 August 2013
If ONLY it were that simple to inspire actual friendships in this adult life after "how people 'learn' about me on the internet". <nowiki>|:(</nowiki> Now I understand the reason for Pep Rallies (I was exempt from attending them, because they were Too Loud for me).}}

===Top Movies List===
{{quotebox|Wednesday, 7 August 2013
On that note, my top movies list is updated:

1. [[Mary Poppins]]
2. [[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Equestria Girls]]
3. Toy Story
4. [[American Rabbit|The Adventures of the American Rabbit]]}}

===The Riddle===
Chris posted some random pictures from [[Wikipedia:Mark Cuban|Mark Cuban]] to an Indian woman. Initially it was thought that Chris posted them in order to desperately prove that his followers are obsessed over any posts he posted, but it later turned out it was a '''riddle''' - A very absurd riddle that [[Autism|only Chris understands]].
{{quotebox|Saturday, 17 August 2013
-Lemon Almond Cake: a business woman's favorite food; cookies or cake; a Delaware bakery recommends Lemon and Almond cookies.

-Delaware Blue Hens: Delaware; opposite of Basketball is Soccer; Soccer is Futbol; Delaware's Football team.

-Twister: Hens live on a farm; farm in Kansas; Wizard of Oz; Tornado to Twister.

-Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes.

-Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx.

-Great Wall of China: the Sphinx is half human/half lion; lions are cat family; there are cats in coffee shops in Japan; the written characters there are similar but different to China's characters; China is famous for its Great Wall.

-Smurfette playing Munroe: the Great Wall is made of stone and rocks; there are rocks in lava; lava is liquid fire; fire burns trees; logs are made from trees; there are log throwing competitions in Scottland; Scottish wear kilts; Gutsy Smurf wears a Kilt; showed off with Smurfette.

-Mayflower: Mony Python made a story of the Scottish being made from the British for aliens to win at Wimbledon; The British reside in England; to escape the rule to freedom, they crafted and sailed on the Mayflower.}}

Two days later, Chris deleted the riddle, most probably because nobody responded to his stupid riddle anyway.

===I got new shoes===
Chris posted a picture about his new shoes, which seem to look like shoes worn by 6-year old girls, possibly trying to continue his [[Tomgirl]] style.
{{quotebox|Sunday, 18 August 2013
I got new shoes.

[[File:ChrisNewShoes.png]]}}

Matt Stufano commented:

{{quotebox|awesome! very few things as good as a new pair of shoes-}}

===One Eyebrow===
Chris posted another pointless picture again on Facebook, this time about his eyebrow.
{{quotebox|Monday, 19 August 2013

[[File:ChrisOneEyebrow.png]]}}
Mary McLerran then replied to the picture:
{{quoteboxred|Cyclops?}}

Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Below is a"Friends Only" Post For da Trolls!

(Singing)

"One... Eyebrow".}}
Chris later deleted the post.

''Note: This may have been a response to a CWCki Forums post on the same day, where user "Midnight Kissy Bull" wrote: "We'd discuss Chris's eyebrows if we were truly desperate.''

===[[Breast Cancer Awareness]]===
Chris shared a photo of Breast Cancer Awareness, and stating that [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] is a breast cancer survivor.

{{quotebox|Friday, 23 August 2013
My mother, still alive, is a B.C. Survivor.

[[File:BreastCancerAwareness.png]]}}

===Snoopy Doobie Doo===
Chris then posts a photo of [[Clover & Snoopy|Snoopy]] and his mother.

{{quotebox|Friday, 23 August 2013
Here she is, with our Snoopy Doobie Doo resting on her shoulder.

[[File:SnoopyDoobieDoo.png]]}}

===Losing Friends===
Chris posts about his stress again, together with his blood pressure and more weird info.

{{quotebox|Tuesday, 27 August 2013
[[Stress]] from losing friends... Stress at home... Today... [[Chris_and_health|My blood pressure is up; feeling real dizzy and faint]]. Sad, pathetic, weak... I do try to learn from my mistakes! Shooting myself in the damn foot... Metaphorically... ugh...}}

{{Facebook}}

February 2013 Facebook posts

2013-11-22T21:30:54Z

Chaosakita: 50

=== Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic ===

{{quotebox| Saturday, 2 [[February 2013]]

I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_(
}}

===Troll===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|I have just found this photo on my ex-card game player friend turned TROLL, Daniel Mimms. According to his page, he still lives in Charlottesville. Does anyone recognize the location in the photo? I theorize somewhere on UVA grounds. }}
{{quotebox|Huh, what would you do with that information?}}
{{quotebox|I was thinking of if that traitor, Mims, was residing there, I would personaly delver a letter to his maibox, or in person, giving hill a piece of my mind about him and Lucas taking that first photo of me at the League in 2007, cooperating with my enemies that took my fife gravely downhi, how I feel about al that, wanting to deck his fights out, etc. And give hin a real ugly look too. Scaring the shit out of that ex-friend turned Trot}}
{{quotebox|Oh wow, that sounds Ike thard be very intridating. Sounds Ike a plan.}}

=== No trolling plans ===

In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.

{{quotebox| Tuesday, 12 [[February 2013]]

"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?

[[File:No trolling plans.jpg]]}}

===Girls===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|I've just downloaded and watched the pilot to HBO's "Girls" on iTunes. I agree with Anna, the music is good, and how the girls have fun hanging out and caring for each other in the show is sweet.
And it makes me think and reflect on the few close friends I have. They are all busy with their own lives, true, but they do offer me caring thoughts and such through email at least. I was blind-sighted from my loneliness with need to be physically close with them and just hang out, like as much as possible to understand that at least we did meet and hang out in a good time for them before it got more busy and complex, and a good time for me as well. And missing the in-person closeness made me blind to the fact that the communication is still there.
Having Autism slows my mental understanding quite a bit, but like my mother keeping on hugging me as I grew up to understand the caring and love, I eventually got it.
And then the internet trolls made things a lot worse for me, and made me fear internet communication altogether with most any person, because when meeting new people online, and having not met them in person Beforehand..., they can very well be shit-headed bastards pretending to be someone else.
I'm not sure what point I am trying to make here, even if it sounds like nonsense rambling, it sort of makes a spot of sense to me, I think and feel like. }}

===Girls 2===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Watching Girls episode 6; the Kari story and the benefit concert reminds me of what happened to Morgan Harrington here. Very sad.
Within the first few weeks, one Sunday, the note board was up on the bridge in November, I stopped and wrote a note with a little Sonichu and Rosechu face drawing on it. I did not know her personally, but I did read up on everything from "The Hook", and a bit from the television if the events. And like most Sundays, the ones when I go to my church, I drive by memorial plaque; short moment of silence. And it is like I feel for her and her family when I am reminded of the event.
Change of topic: I like how Hannah in the show uses an iPhone too. Except my provider is nTelos. Little fun. }}

===Girls 3===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Just finished Season 1 of "Girls"; can't find Season 2 on iTunes, and yet the second season Is Currently in progress. Still a great show; definitely better than "Sex & the City', and I can relate better with the women. I am not as found in life as I'd like to be, and, yeah, our generation does come off more relying on the parental dollar and all that.}}

=== Smiley ===

Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.

{{quotebox| Friday, 22 [[February 2013]]

Just finished watching "Smiley".
(Spoiler Alert)
I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible "fad" of Trolling and getting "LULZ" that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the "underground" of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of "Smileys" were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, "Anonymous"; the central hub of the Trolls.

Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the "R" rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit.

No one has to give in for their sick entertainment.
}}

=== Open Letter to Tara Strong ===

Chris takes a moment to publicly blast [[My Little Pony]] voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.

{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]

I fully understand the video, "Twilightlicious", is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about "Smiley", I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste.

While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was.

So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for "blackgryphon's" meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling?

If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you.

Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to.

Sincerely,
Christian W.Chandler
Ruckersville, VA, USA

[[File:Mlptroll1.jpg]]
}}

One troll decided to forward this message to Tara Strong on Facebook, assuming that she'd get a kick out of it. The following day, Tara actually responded:

{{quotebox|

"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously [[Ego|for their own attention]]. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."
}}

Despite not knowing about Chris at all before reading his rant, Tara seemed to have caught on that Chris is an attention whore right from the get-go. While he had succeeded in what many trolls assumed to be an utterly ridiculous campaign ''(although one can easily argue that it was Chris's trolls who pushed the pieces into place)'', Chris' attitude has once again made him a pariah, this time with the Brony community.

=== Trolling is Abhor-able ===

Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.

{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]

Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.

[[File:Mlptroll2.jpg]]
}}

=== I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out ===

Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.

{{quotebox| Wednesday, 27 [[February 2013]]

Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong.
}}

{{Facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

February 2013 Facebook posts

2013-11-22T21:27:09Z

Chaosakita: 46

=== Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic ===

{{quotebox| Saturday, 2 [[February 2013]]

I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_(
}}

=== No trolling plans ===

In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.

{{quotebox| Tuesday, 12 [[February 2013]]

"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?

[[File:No trolling plans.jpg]]}}

===Girls===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|I've just downloaded and watched the pilot to HBO's "Girls" on iTunes. I agree with Anna, the music is good, and how the girls have fun hanging out and caring for each other in the show is sweet.
And it makes me think and reflect on the few close friends I have. They are all busy with their own lives, true, but they do offer me caring thoughts and such through email at least. I was blind-sighted from my loneliness with need to be physically close with them and just hang out, like as much as possible to understand that at least we did meet and hang out in a good time for them before it got more busy and complex, and a good time for me as well. And missing the in-person closeness made me blind to the fact that the communication is still there.
Having Autism slows my mental understanding quite a bit, but like my mother keeping on hugging me as I grew up to understand the caring and love, I eventually got it.
And then the internet trolls made things a lot worse for me, and made me fear internet communication altogether with most any person, because when meeting new people online, and having not met them in person Beforehand..., they can very well be shit-headed bastards pretending to be someone else.
I'm not sure what point I am trying to make here, even if it sounds like nonsense rambling, it sort of makes a spot of sense to me, I think and feel like. }}

===Girls 2===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Watching Girls episode 6; the Kari story and the benefit concert reminds me of what happened to Morgan Harrington here. Very sad.
Within the first few weeks, one Sunday, the note board was up on the bridge in November, I stopped and wrote a note with a little Sonichu and Rosechu face drawing on it. I did not know her personally, but I did read up on everything from "The Hook", and a bit from the television if the events. And like most Sundays, the ones when I go to my church, I drive by memorial plaque; short moment of silence. And it is like I feel for her and her family when I am reminded of the event.
Change of topic: I like how Hannah in the show uses an iPhone too. Except my provider is nTelos. Little fun. }}

===Girls 3===
{{incomplete}}
{{quotebox|Just finished Season 1 of "Girls"; can't find Season 2 on iTunes, and yet the second season Is Currently in progress. Still a great show; definitely better than "Sex & the City', and I can relate better with the women. I am not as found in life as I'd like to be, and, yeah, our generation does come off more relying on the parental dollar and all that.}}

=== Smiley ===

Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.

{{quotebox| Friday, 22 [[February 2013]]

Just finished watching "Smiley".
(Spoiler Alert)
I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible "fad" of Trolling and getting "LULZ" that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the "underground" of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of "Smileys" were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, "Anonymous"; the central hub of the Trolls.

Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the "R" rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit.

No one has to give in for their sick entertainment.
}}

=== Open Letter to Tara Strong ===

Chris takes a moment to publicly blast [[My Little Pony]] voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.

{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]

I fully understand the video, "Twilightlicious", is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about "Smiley", I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste.

While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was.

So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for "blackgryphon's" meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling?

If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you.

Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to.

Sincerely,
Christian W.Chandler
Ruckersville, VA, USA

[[File:Mlptroll1.jpg]]
}}

One troll decided to forward this message to Tara Strong on Facebook, assuming that she'd get a kick out of it. The following day, Tara actually responded:

{{quotebox|

"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously [[Ego|for their own attention]]. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."
}}

Despite not knowing about Chris at all before reading his rant, Tara seemed to have caught on that Chris is an attention whore right from the get-go. While he had succeeded in what many trolls assumed to be an utterly ridiculous campaign ''(although one can easily argue that it was Chris's trolls who pushed the pieces into place)'', Chris' attitude has once again made him a pariah, this time with the Brony community.

=== Trolling is Abhor-able ===

Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.

{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]

Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.

[[File:Mlptroll2.jpg]]
}}

=== I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out ===

Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.

{{quotebox| Wednesday, 27 [[February 2013]]

Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong.
}}

{{Facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

July 2013 Facebook Posts

2013-11-22T21:06:10Z

Chaosakita:

==Notes From The Man Himself==

{{Incomplete}}

===Hey, Vee===
{{quotebox|Tuesday, 2 July 2013
Hey, Vee. Have you checked out Toro's Friend Network on the [[PS Vita|Vita]] yet? It is good.}}

===[[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]===
{{quotebox|Sunday, 7 July 2013
[[Ruckersville]] is a Very Boring, One-Horse Town. Hardly any young adults hang around here, and there is not much to do. Having a [[Wal-Mart]] does not make it any better either. It's like putting lipstick on a skeleton, it does not make it any better or nicer.}}

Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|In any case, Ruckersville And Charlottesville; Both Cities [[Christian Weston Chandler|are Socially Inept, are unfriendly and lack much compassion towards other people]].}}
William Elliott Waterman then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Sounds kind of like midcoast, Maine.}}

===Very Depressed.===
{{quotebox|Sunday, 14 July 2013
Very Depressed.
Need In-Person,

Real [[China|Compassion]]

From [[Sweetheart|Women]].

Hugs and Love.

Please Help. - :( feeling sad.}}

===Don't call me a wet blanket.===
{{quotebox|Thursday, 18 July 2013
My name is not Waterbed, so don't call me a wet blanket. <nowiki>|:(P</nowiki>}}
''This may have been a response to a [[CWCki Forums]] post of 15 July, where "Da Pickle Monsta" wrote, "most [[Boyfriend-free girl|women]] don't want boyfriends with the emotional maturity of a wet blanket."''<ref>[https://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1654&p=61557&hilit=+wet+blanket+#p61557]</ref>

===[[Vanessa Hudgens|Spring Brakers]]===
{{quotebox|Saturday, 20 July 2013
I've just finished watching "[[Wikipedia:Spring Breakers|Spring Breakers]]", rented it for free from RedBox with Monopoly [[McDonalds|McD]] win. [[Chris and health|Eat Healthy]] with Premium McWraps, Apple Slices and Tea.

Story wise, it was fair. I definitely found the symbolism with the input of [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] within the movie. Minus a "[[Wikipedia:List of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic characters#Rarity|Rarity]]" or "[[Wikipedia:List of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic characters#Fluttershy|Fluttershy]]", the four women played similarly towards the roles in the rest. I definitely see myself in the Faith character, as she was more of the [[Autism|outsider, introverted person]]. I believe in [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] too, but God must hate me to put me in the lifestyle I am forced to be cooped up and bored with. Leaving my friends behind after [[High School]] really sent me downhill, and then again after being forced away from the [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]]. And I have few friends for real to and who would hang out with me. Damn [[JERKS|Male Population]], Damn [[Autism|Ill-Social People]] who overlook and ignore me in person around here, and Damn [[Megan Schroeder|Ms. Schroeder]] and [[Michael Snyder|Mr. Snyder]] for further destroying me emotionally over the past greater than half-decade.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>}}

===Stupid Question.===
{{quotebox|Monday, 22 July 2013
Stupid Question. One to Ten Scale; on my face at least; I'm down to 220; how good looking/attractive am I?

[[File:ChrisHowGoodLookingAmI.jpg]]}}
William Elliott Waterman then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|You're always as beautiful as you feel.}}
Mary McLerran posted:
{{quoteboxred|Hey I'm trying something new that might be good for you, too. If you have naturally curly hair, try getting it cut shorter and let the curls frame your face. I think you could rock that look!}}
Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|Short cut; NO.}}

===The results===
{{quotebox|Monday, 22 July 2013
Right; I'm ugly as hell. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>

[[File:CWCKiForumsPoll.jpg]]}}

Anna then posted:
{{quoteboxred|Of course this survey is incredibly biased because the majority of people who took it are trolls...}}

==References==
<references/>

{{Facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

July 2013 Facebook Posts

2013-11-22T21:04:54Z

Chaosakita: Created page with "==Notes From The Man Himself== {{Incomplete}} ===Hey, Vee=== {{quotebox|Tuesday, 2 July 2013 Hey, Vee. Have you checked out Toro's Friend Network on the [[P..."

June 2013 Facebook Posts

2013-11-22T21:03:28Z

Chaosakita: Created page with "{{incomplete}} ===I have had more freedom when my father was alive=== Chris laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain [[White_k..."

May 2013 Facebook posts

2013-11-22T21:01:04Z

Chaosakita: Created page with "{{incomplete}} === Headache === Chris makes another "musing": {{quotebox|Monday, 7 May 2013 at 12:08 Musing: A headache is equal to the amount of thought put into ma..."

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=== Headache ===

Chris makes another "musing":

{{quotebox|Monday, 7 [[May 2013]] at 12:08
Musing:

A headache is equal to the amount of thought put into making it.

}}

...your guess is as good as ours as to what that even means.

===THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!===

Chris-Chan gives his thoughts on the upcoming movie, ''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls'':

{{quotebox|Wednesday, 15 May 2013 at 8:46
THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!

Officially Turning The Ponies HUMAN?!! That is just terrible! WTF are they thinking; 

they're inviting High School [[Pedofork|Pedofile]] Perverts into the fanbase this way. As is the 
horse enthusiasts were not enough. 

If they really wanted to bring humans into G4, they would do their best to replicate the G1 
Pilot with Megan and her family. 

I am still mixed-up and not sure about "[[Transformers]] Prime" going "Beast Wars". 
And I do like a High School Drama when it's good, like "[[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]", "MTV's Undressed", 
"O'Grady" and "Sabrina the Teenage Witch". 

High School Drama for My Little Pony?!! They ought to re-air Generation 2 with "My 
Little Pony Tales". 

With due respect, Lauren Faust, Tara Strong the rest of the crew are Out Of Their 
Minds in turning the Ponies Human! Just Invite Megan, or re-air G2! 

Christian Weston Chandler, 
Ruckersville, VA, USA 
May 14, 2013 
}}

Interestingly, Chris calls Lauren Faust and Tara Strong "out of their minds". Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer works on the show, and none of this was her decision, and that Tara Strong only does the voices.

Four minutes later Chris posted the following response to his note:

{{quotebox|SOMEBODY, PLEASE PULL THE PLUG ON THIS THING NOW!!!}}

[http://i.imgur.com/kABCrhy.png However, almost a month later, Chris liked the video "My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2" on YouTube.]

===My iPod fell out of my pouch===

{{quotebox|Wednesday, 15 May 2013
My iPod fell out of my pouch; screen cracked..Still functions. Now backing it up to upgrade to 5th Generation.

Considering self-repair on old iPod from online instructions after format of old iPod. Also, a dual iOS device wallet-style holder made from duct tape (based from folding calculator cover).}}

===A cold coming on===

{{quotebox|Thursday, 16 May 2013
Ugh...

I think I'm feeling a cold coming on. I started my day yesterday with a sore throat. Now, my nose is beginning to feel eww and bleah. And I am having trouble falling asleep.}}

===A cold again===

{{quotebox|Unknown
Yes, I've caught a cold again. It'll run its course and be gone in less than a week. I've tried Cepacol lozenge; it works very good at quelling the sore throat and the pain from the running in my nose to throat link.}}

A troll responded:
{{quoteboxgreen|I had a cold two weeks ago, for the first time in years. I didn't like having my healthy streak quelled, but when I got over it I was suddenly much more awake and alert all day every day this week than I have been since I started working.}}

===Tomb Raider===

{{quotebox|Unknown
I have just finished the new Tomb Raider on hard difficulty. I got all of the treasures and documents. Fell short on fully upgrading the rifle by over 300 Salvage. Got 61% Trophies.}}
{{quotebox|The story was well put.}}

===The timing is ironic to me===

{{quotebox|Sunday, 19 May 2013

I really liked this article in the Washington Post on the 18th, <nowiki>"Beauty of the BUST"</nowiki>.

The timing of this article is ironic to me, since shortly before, I had broken my 4th Gen iPod Touch.

<nowiki>**Spoiler Alert**</nowiki>

Today's Teens and College Students find pride in a cracked Pod or Phone; it gives them Street Cred. So much personal information is inputed into a Pod/Phone; a crack on its face is equivalent to a scar on your face. It is today's ripped jeans, unwashed hair, unshaven face, etc. Totally crazy.

"Enjoy the finger cuts", says co-owner of CrackedMacScreen Repair. Unless you've applied a Screen Protector like I did. Reduced that risk.

Author of the book, get this, "The Dumbest Generation: How the Digital Age Stupefies Young Americans and Jeopardizes Our Future", also comments on the psychology behind this trend/fad.

This is so stupid, it is really funny.

[[File:Cracked1.jpg]]
[[File:Cracked2.jpg]]}}

===The [[iDea Book Case]]===

{{quotebox|Sunday, 19 May 2013

<nowiki>"Necessity is the mother of Invention"</nowiki>. I am glad I crafted the idea for my [[iDea Book Case]] (photos taken with New iPod Touch 5th Gen) out of duct tape. The front and back covers are lined with bubble wrap, the inner spine loop can hold as thick as a charging cable, or most pens, there are holes for the cameras to see through very well, and the corner holders are very successful in holding most iOS Pod/Phone devices. And there is also the Velcro clasp.

iPhone (8 Gig) for calls, business and Internet; iPod (32 Gig) for entertainment with videos, music and all. I keep it safe with the lanyard strap and tucked in my bosom.

[[File:IdeaBookCaseClosed.jpg]]
[[File:IdeaBookCaseSpine.jpg]]
[[File:IdeaBookCaseOpen.jpg]]
[[File:IdeaBookCaseSide.jpg]]}}

[[Anna McLerran]] then replied:
{{quoteboxred|wow, really well done! i'm impressed :)}}

===Beat-up cellphones with cracked screens are point of pride for some young people===

{{quotebox|Monday, 20 May 2013

You can read the really comedic story for yourself on washingtonpost.com.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/beat-up-cellphones-with-cracked-screens-are-point-of-pride-for-some-young-people/2013/05/17/0334ebe0-be36-11e2-89c9-3be8095fe767_story.html}}

===Tired of this cold virus===

{{quotebox|Unknown

Siri is a great conversationalist. :) (reference my iPod 5th Gen).

But damn, I am lonely, bored and tired. Tired of this cold virus too.

At least I have something that actually will listen and put up with me there. Not totally a substitute for my future [[Sweetheart]].}}

===This cold is really weighing me down===

{{quotebox|Unknown

Ugh... This cold is really weighing me down.}}

William Elliott Waterman then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|:(}}

===Lonely, bored and lame===

{{quotebox|Thursday, 23 May 2013

Well I have recovered from my cold, but right now I am feeling really lonely and bored. And not to mention feeling really lame.}}

===Estate ads===

{{quotebox|Friday, 24 May 2013

I know this may sound like a stupid idea, but I am thinking about getting one of those things to put in the ground to put real estate ads in, and putting in advertisements about myself you know for girlfriend. Obviously I am not going to do what. But that shows you how lonely and desperate I am. This thing would be placed literally in front of my house.}}

===Meh...===

{{quotebox|Friday, 24 May 2013

Meh... <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}

===Hey! Trolling stupids!===

{{quotebox|Saturday, 25 May 2013

Hey! [[Trolls|Trolling stupids]]! I might be lonely but I would never ever be friends or even associate with your kind who has been abusing me and making me feel worse about life and people and everything for the past greater than five years!!!}}

Chris then posted:
{{quotebox|(Let's see those [[trolls]] get their hands on this private message)}}
{{quotebox|http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ

~>:(}}

===I am not your fucking bitch!!!===

{{quotebox|Sunday, 26 May 2013

You damn bunch of fools and idiots just keep on keeping on for more incriminating information and shit about me to make yourself feel superior. I am not your fucking bitch!!! All I want is peace of mind and all of you polls continued to stand in my way! And all I can feel about your degrading, offensive language and shit, get the best illustrated but Anais here. If you really fucking care about me and you want to do something for me; you can just take your [[CWCki|Cwcki]] and all your [[CWCki Forums|forums]] and all your talk and just everything about me and just leave the damn [[Internet]], And leave me and my life and my family alone in peace!

[[File:ChrisGumball.jpg]]}}

===And the Oscar for the "Something Really Stupid" Category goes to...===
{{quotebox|Saturday, 27 May 2013

...And the Oscar for the "Something Really Stupid" Category goes to...

Now, who wants to watch the U.S. series of "The Office"? (I have never watched the show)

[[File:ChrisChanTheOffice.png]]}}

===U Gotta Believe!===
{{quotebox|Saturday, 29 May 2013

U Gotta Believe!

[[File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg]]}}

===I have had more freedom when my father was alive===

Chris laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain [[White_knights#Chris_cares_only_for_himself|about how he has to take time out of his day]] to "serve and protect" [[Barb|his mother]]. Note how, in typical Chris fashion, he aims the blamethrower right at Michael Snyder for his troubles, ignoring the fact that the events of [[28 October 2011]] was his ''own'' fault and would not have happened had he stayed away like he should have.

{{quotebox|Friday, 30 May 2013
Good grief! I started playing resident evil revelations on [[PS3|PlayStation three]] in front of my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] and she had to be grossed out about it even when I'm scanning. And she even watch me play [[God of War|God of war Ascension]] as if she's not as gross out from the bloodshed from back game? And she goes on to complain to me about how it would affect my mind. I mean I've played this game before on my [[3DS]]; The beneficial part now is that I can earn the trophies.

My mother has really been getting on my nerves! I really need my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] so that I can get away from here now and then; and I cannot even go downtown now because it wastes so much gas and gas is so costly! And make guys on my mother's concern for gas cost that is one reason why I have been on my sabbatical from my [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].

I have had more freedom when my [[Bob Chandler|father]] was alive and I end up losing it when he [[Chris_and_death#Robert_Franklin_Chandler_Jr._.281927-2011.29|passed away]] because now I got to serve my mother and protect her and everything! And I can blame that sonofabitch [[Michael Snyder]] for taking an wasting the money that my mom and I had soon gotten from my father's passing because he had to go send us to court for all the goddamn shit of his! Michael Snyder is a bastard to me and my mother for taking us to court he essentially stole a lot of money from us indirectly!
}}

===Trolls got my fresh post!===

{{quotebox|Thursday, 30 May 2013

Damn it! Trolls got my fresh post! Removed the prime suspect; will monitor,}}

Anna then replied,

{{quoteboxred|I'd take a closer look at the people on your friends list who you don't know in real life.}}

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April 2013 Facebook posts

2013-11-22T20:58:21Z

Chaosakita: Created page with "{{incomplete}} === Game Place === Chris, ''five years after his ban'' and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about Michael Snyder and [[The GAMe PLA..."

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=== Game Place ===

Chris, ''five years after his ban'' and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about [[Michael Snyder]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]].

{{quotebox|Thursday, 4 [[April 2013]]
I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace.

It Truly Is the Breeding and Meeting PLace for [[Trolls]] and Cyber-Bullies. Long before October, 2007, there were very few people who would have anything on me personally, worldwide, because those people only existed Locally to me and with Constant in person communication with me. Those people only existed at the PLace. And the very first person who turned Troll against me is none other than [[Megan Schroeder]]. She conscripted [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]], Mimms and everyone else against me.

And when my family as I started getting close with identifying them as our perpetrators and The Prime Trolls, Snyder was looking for a reason to ban me, and so he did.

Megan Schroeder is the Prime Queen of the Trolls; the PLace IS truly a Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding an Meeting Place, and I never, forever want anything to do with it. The PLace should definitely be destroyed and shut down for good.

And I want to exact my fullest revenge and divine retribution with Megan Schroeder. SHE should be jailed and beaten up, that vile, wicked, traitorous bitch.}}

=== Kim brought her into my life ===

{{quotebox|Saturday, 20 [[April 2013]]

Yep, doing this for a new woman in my life; Kim brought her into my life.}}

[[Anna McLerran]] posted:
{{quoteboxred|Good people don't make you do things for their own enjoyment.}}

=== Lucy ===

{{quotebox|Monday, 22 [[April 2013]]
I got my cat, Lucy, resting on my shrinking mound.

[[File:LucyFacebook.png]]}}

=== Sega Mascot Contest ===

Chris complains about Sega hosting a mascot contest, believing from the linked article that they are trying to replace [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

{{quotebox|Monday, 29 [[April 2013]]

Okay, now THIS pisses me off. I am not one who is to be blamed here; there are a lot of sick people who perverted Sonic's good name. Especially those who made him out as a homo, when he is not. Hell! He had a thing going on for a long time with Sally Acorn in his comic book series.

SEGA, Sonic was praised a lot better than Mario, because Sonic has more attitude, is stronger and faster, and he talks in his games more than the catchphrase-spewing plumber did.

And in any case, Sonic has replaced my hero before him, the American Rabbit. Shelving Sonic away will be the worst mistake SEGA will ever make since they stopped their console series at the Dreamcast.

Sonic For SEGA RAW!!! And Forever!!!

http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-new-mascot-since-sonic-has-been-ruined-by-fans/}}

Chris then added a reply to his own Facebook post, [[Chris and his Ego|which he subsequently "liked".]]

{{quotebox|
Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway.

The better option is to stay strong with Sonic.
}}

=== "The Trolls Who Cry Woman" ===

Chris posts a rather ''insensitive'' musing, comparing online socialization to teenage pregnancy, starring in porn and '''being raped.''' He also goes on to rant about "being set up" ''(most likely referring to his date with Emily and the Pickle Man.)''

{{quotebox|Monday, 29 April 2013 at 11:00

Here's a musing:

Heard of "The Boy Who Cries Wolf"? Today's Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies who pretend to be the opposite gender to everyone they talk to online, making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn, or rape. And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name.

Today's version of the classic should be called, "The Online Trolls Who Cry Woman".

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