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Jackie E-mails 16

2010-11-10T08:02:53Z

ChimeraChips:

This page covers emails exchanged by Chris and [[Jackie]] between 23 [[September 2010]] and 3 [[October 2010]].

{{Email|September 23, 2010 - 8:39pm

Hey Chris.

So it's all well and good that you agree with me about the addiction issue, but my point was that the [[money]] you spent is still hundreds of dollars that you could have spent on other things, like [[Wikipedia:Otakon|Otakon]]. My point was never that you found games on sale, it's that games are the only thing you want to spend money on in the first place. You mentioned [[Son-Chu|your car]] is having trouble, are you going to have the money to fix it?

Anyway, I had a really shitty day. More shit about [[Lars]] as well as some housing problems I've just found out I have to deal with. I don't really feel like talking tonight. But thank you for writing so much for me tonight, you've given me a lot to read. We'll reschedule our next chat soon, sweetie. Talk to you soon.

Jackie}}

{{Email|September 24, 2010 - 9:54pm

Hey sweetie! Just wanted to let you know I had a really good time talking to you tonight!!!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|September 25, 2010 - 11:33am

I'm glad you enjoyed our talk; I enjoyed it too. <3 :)

A quick question, what was it again that [[Lars]] said that you wanted me to say in [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|the Ship-Sinking video]] again? "The consequences will always be changing"? Please tell me again.

I'll have the ship and iceberg built, followed by the video's recording done this afternoon; I'll have the video uploaded about tonight. :)

I'll TTYL.
Stay Safe and Sweet,
Lots of Love,
Christian.}}

{{Email|September 25, 2010 - 3:26pm

Hey sweetie! The phrase Lars said was "The consequences will never be the same". Make sure to put emphasis on it, make yourself sound real imposing when you say it. He'll get the message.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|September 25, 2010 - 5:22pm

I got it, Sweetheart. I'm uploading the video now; look for it on my YT Channel; relay the link to Lars if required. Also, just curious, it was only the ONE photo you gave to Lars; there are no other similar photos, right? I ask to make certain of your safety, and any potential bargaining tickets Lars may or may not have. But push comes to shove, and if he wants to fight me, I will defend your honor to the last bead of sweat or breath.

BTW, ignore the incoming mother who wandered in at the end of the video. She and I have been busy clearing out and blocking out a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Pentatomoidea|stink bugs]] (she thought they were [[Wikipedia:Bedbug|bed bugs]] at first, but she was corrected later). They were all over my window; I was surprised I did not notice their shadows behind the blinds before today. Anyway, most of them were disposed of either by withdraw from the house hitchhiking on the shades, curtains and blinds that went outside to be cleaned later, or by suction into a vacuum cleaner.

I hope the video puts a scare into Lars; I also portray stomping HIM along with his sunken ship, and I hope you enjoy the energy I was able to put into it post-bug-busting.

I'll TTYL. Let me know when we can schedule another AIM.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Christian.

P.S.
Something else I'd like to let you know about. I have noticed and appreciated your kisses and hearts after I told you that I Love You, but I feel like only half of my affection is being returned through the emoticons over a full-on "I Love You (Too)". I would feel better if you would tell me directly that you love me too after or before I tell you.

I am only letting you know about how I feel about the emoticons; I do not mean to put any pressure onto you.

I Love You, Jackie. :-*}}

{{EmailReply|September 26, 2010 - 10:07pm

-----Original Message-----
From: Lars Mcnulty
To: chrischansonichu
Sent: Sat, Sep 25, 2010 8:35 pm
Subject: My boat is sailin

Hey Fatso, you the fat loser my Jackie wound up with? Whoa, I must a done a number on her, if she be so traumatized she would sink as low as you. You know what aint sinkin? My resolve, nigga. Don't you EVER be showin my boats sinkin, You just lucky that wasnt one a my boats. If that'd been one a my boats, I'd a WHOMPED yo pasty fat ass, you wonky dweeb nigga. Jackie's gonna be mine again, you just wait and see. This shit aint over between us. Just look at my pic i gave you, you see I mean business. See how fierce i be. The consequences aint NEVER gonna be the same, nigga.

Smooth sailin',

Lars McNulty}}

{{Email|September 27, 2010 - 5:30[m

Hey Chris! Not much time to talk but I'll write a little.

Actually Chris, that's really Lars in that photo. I don't have the article nearly done yet, I haven't had much time to finalize it. It's not due for a few weeks, anyway. Well, I'm looking forward to seeing the next video.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|September 27, 2010 - 7:02pm

Oh. Seriously, Lars is [[Niggos|a black dude]]? Huh... Shoot; I've just bad-mouthed him on hiding behind a photo of a black man in the video I've just uploaded of telling him off. Still, the energy was appropriate. :)

Anyway I am cool with you having gone out with a black man; I've seen a lot of those couples on television. I'll admit, long ago I did have a problem with it, but I've long gotten over that. People ARE People; we're the same on the inside (with the exceptions of personality characteristics which varies from person to person). BTW, did I mention that I am 1/16 [[Cherokee]]? I think I did, but I'm not sure.

I look forward to reading the article after it's published. I gave you a lot of good stuff for it. And this way, we're helping each other out; you get a great article for the newsletter, and it gives me a chance to improve my rep.

Which reminds me, I am thinking of starting an anti-Troll/Cyber-Bully rally, as I have done in yesterday's video. Also, I am still undrawn on the pilot comic for the TrollBusters. I'm still thinking of the story plot, and I am open for your input as well. So far, I have Cal and Dee^2 hanging out in their headquarters in [[Cwcville]], talking about common Troll Icons and "Anon" Associations of theirs. Other discussion topics of advisement is open for suggestion. They get an e-mail from a victim; Dee^2 traces its origins, googles the victim's name, finds the various forums and such. She and Cal traces the origin points of the inputed text on the Forums and such through IP Addresses. Finds the point of the Head Troll of the group, hops into their Truck (depending on the Location of the Troll, in US or out, having to take the Private Plane or not; I'm still deciding on the starting location). After they reach the destination, from their truck, they scan all of the computers in the house of the troll wirelessly; they find the bookmarks leading to the same Forums, history of entered text onto said forums, and IRC Chat history matching up. They save all of the evidence onto their HDD, then remotely shuts off the internet for this dude alone. Meanwhile, the perp is inside making another post, and gets interrupted of Loss of Connection, then Cal and Dee^2 force their way in with backup from [[Jerkops|the Police]] and the [[Wikipedia:Federal Bureau of Investigation|F.B.I.]] and catch the Troll Red-Handed and take him into custody.

I would appreciate your input on the pilot story; any ideas.

I'll TTYL.
Stay Safe and Sweet.
Lots of Love,
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Christian.}}

{{EmailReply|September 27, 2010 - 9:00pm

-----Original Message-----
From: Lars Mcnulty
To: chrischansonichu
Sent: Sat, Sep 27, 2010 8:27 pm
Subject: I aint steppin

Shiiiiiit, dog! Yall be all up in my grill, tellin me to grow up an shit? Damn nigga, I been done grown up and shit! I aint need no wonky honky givin me game on my boats! My boats aint control me! Jackie just be steppin an shit, but bitch be all up on my dick slobberin an shit once i flash my cash, nigga! Yall just wait and see, I aint need to change my habits, I am in control an shit, mos def! And soon I be in control a Jackie again, yall be seein.

Lars McNulty}}

{{Email|September 28, 2010 - 7:56pm

Chris, where have you been? I haven't heard from you all day. I was hoping to talk to you tonight, but I guess you're too busy or something.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|September 29, 2010 - 7:21am

I am soo sorry for missing you yesterday; I was preoccupied with other things and I forgot to check my e-mail Monday Night. And last night, I crashed early at 8:00 PM. My internal clock has been askew again lately mostly. Basically on Monday, I fell asleep at 8 AM after an all-nighter and awoke at about 5 PM. I made the direct-to-Lars video and uploaded it right before I read your e-mail letting me know that Lars WAS black and I replied to that. Then I logged off, and did all of the other things I did that night all the way up to 8:00 PM last night.

And obviously I didn't get your request for the [[Wikipedia:AOL Instant Messenger|AIM]] for Monday Night until later. And yesterday I was busy going out and hanging with my parents and stuff. And having crashed early, I forgot to check my e-mail yesterday. I guess a point I'm trying to make is I would feel better and more ready to talk over AIM if I had at least a 12 or 24 hour notice beforehand, so I could plan on that. Because the e-mail you sent Monday night was an immediate impulse, and I had already checked my e-mail and logged out. Yeah, that got messed up. :(

If you are available Tonight, I'll log in at about 8:45 PM to see if you are logged-in, or read your reply e-mail at least. And, at least a 12 hour or greater notice for when you'll be available for AIM; let's keep that in mind for future reference. Again, I am soo sorry for missing the opportunity.

At this time, we'll see how long my internal clock will stay on a daytime schedule. From my point of view, it appears to me that when my internal clock has been staying on the daytime schedule, one all-nighter is all it takes for it to go askew all over again.

I will talk to you later, Sweetheart. Please keep your ideas and thoughts in mind for me. :)

Stay Safe and Sweet with Lots of Love,
XOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Christian.}}

{{Email|September 29, 2010 - 1:19pm

Hey Chris!

Why did you stay up til 8am? You shouldn't stay up to play video games like that all night, it's not good for your health. You really ought to make the choice to [[Biological clock|set a regular bedtime for yourself]] and stick to it. For example, I usually go to bed at midnight every night (or sometimes earlier), even if I'm not particularly tired, because I don't want to screw myself up for the next day. You can't just stay up for as long as possible until you "crash", that's what small children do. Your choices are why your sleep schedule is messed up, it's not because you can't control your own body. And plus, then your random sleeping habits inconvenience others, like myself. You need to make the choice to discipline yourself and stick to a regular schedule. It's what the rest of us have to do.

Anyway, I'll be on about 8:45pm tonight, so I look forward to chatting with you then. We can talk more about your trollbusters plot ideas and other stuff. Like the October videos!! Only a couple days until the first one airs!!! I can't wait to see what the first one will be!! Anyway, talk to you tonight, sweetie!

XO XO XO XO XO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|September 30, 2010 - 11:32am

Here's the updated resume for your reference; please treat this file and its contents as strictly confidential. I have my green shirt, clean as I am after a refreshing shower right now. :)

I will record the new direct-to-Lars video for you after the interview, and I will let you know about what happens tonight during our AIM. A prayer for me is helpful and appreciated. :)

Stay Safe and Sweet with Lots of Love,
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Christian.}}

{{Email|October 1, 2010 - 2:03pm

Hey Chris, I hope you get this soon. Will you be available for another IM tonight? Let me know!

<3 <3 <3

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|October 1, 2010 - 4:31pm

Hey, Sweetheart. :)

Firstly, I've had a long day, and I'm feeling tired, so I'm probably going to be unavailable for a chat tonight. I am sorry.

On the good news, though, I've mustered the energy to make the direct apology to Michael video; it should be uploaded by now.

And, this morning, while I was having breakfast, I came up with an inspired poem for you.

Jacklyn, your smile is a ray of sunshine to me.
Seeing your beautiful and radiant face,
I can't help but want to kiss it and your sweet lips.
Your wavy hair drives me wild;
I want to run my fingers through it gently
and feel the energy that burns wildly and sweetly.
Your wit and smarts guide me great,
helping me sort out better the dilemmas I've been pondering.
The distance between us is hard to bear.
I throw away the [[Wikipedia:Sudoku|sudoku]] puzzle of the newspaper
I was working on when I thought up this poem,
so I would rush fastest to you.
Sweetest Jacklyn, you are the missing piece
I've been longing for to complete me.
While I am capable of being independent,
I just feel soo much better with you by my side.
Sweetest Jacklyn Romy, I Love You Soo Much.
Let us rid each other of the distance that
keeps us apart, so we can be together forever.

You keep that to yourself; print this message so you can read it every day to lift you up as much as you have lifted me. :)

I need to rest, but I'll TTYL. Perhaps we can AIM again tomorrow night.

Stay Safe and Sweet with Lots of Love,
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Christian.}}

{{Email|October 1, 2010 - 5:24pm

Hey Chris!

What were you doing all day? Did you stay up playing video games all night again? I told you, it's your responsibility to set a bed time for yourself. Remember, if you get the job at [[McDonalds]], you're going to be working for hours every day, and you won't have a choice in the matter - not like now, where you just get tired because you choose not to go to bed at a reasonable time. And also remember Chris, the terms of our agreement were that you would make one video every day for the month of October. A video like this one is only a couple minutes long, and all you did was stand up and talk into the camera a bit and then upload it, so I don't get why you have to "muster" the strength to do it even though you're tired. It doesn't bode well for our contest if such a trivial effort is so difficult for you. I suggest you stop staying up to play games all night and choose to go to bed like adults do, because it's kind of annoying that you cause your own sleep problems and then seem to want special commendation for doing something that takes no effort in the first place. Remember, our contest is all or nothing. You have to do all the videos if you want me.

*SIGH*

Anyway, thanks for the video. You probably should have just said "hey Mike, I realize the Game Place is your business and you are in charge, and I don't have a right to disrespect you and do things you don't like no matter how much I disagree with you". But instead you went on about how you should have the right to scream at children whenever you feel stressed, which probably won't endear you to Mike very well. But enough about that, let's talk about the next video!!

Here's what I'm thinking for tomorrow: Hamburglar video. I really liked in your resume where you detailed your life long relationship with McDonalds. I want you to do a tribute video to McDonalds. I want you to get some dollar menu burgers, [[100 2265|dress up as the hamburglar]] (maybe go shirtless with stripes across your chest and arms? You could paint, or just put duct tape across your chest… :) sexy!) and dance/recite poetry to your burgers. Then, I want you to sit down and eat them, after thanking McDonalds for your wonderful gift of food. But before you begin eating, can you turn to the camera and say "Heyyyy folks!… FAT MAN HERE" then wink because we both know you're not actually fat. It's satire! But I know what you're thinking, you don't actually want any trolls to get the idea that you applied at McDonalds. You don't want any going to harrass you there. So don't say anything about that - just talk about how you love McDonalds. Ooh! And write a poem about a burger and read it to the burger! You did soo well with the poem you wrote me, I think you could make something great about a burger.

Guys eating burgers turn me on. :D :D :D :D :D

Jackie}}

{{Email|October 2, 2010 - 9:33pm

Hey Sweetie!

I really enjoyed our chat tonight. I'm glad we can talk like that. I'm not sure if I'll be available tomorrow night or not, but if I'm not then maybe Monday. Anyway, I know sometimes our subjects get a little intense, but thanks for opening up to me on stuff like that. I don't want you to ever think that I'm grilling you or anything like that, whenever we talk about those things I'm just trying to understand you better and bring us closer. It's all about building a stronger relationship! :) :) :)

Anyway, in continuance of our discussion, I have a few more questions:

-What sort of things were you talking to [[Sonichu]] about when you were in your meeting with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]?
-Do you still imagine talking to Sonichu sometimes? what sort of things do you talk to him about?
-What are some memorable conversations you've had with Sonichu?
-You said that when you were in the office with Mary Lee Walsh, Sonichu "talked through" you. What exactly did you mean by that?

I'm really curious about that. I think if I knew more it would be a great window into my understanding you and us being closer. I await your reply!!

With Love,

Jackie

October 3, 2010 - 11:57am

Hey again! I had one more question that I forgot to put in my last email: Why did you shout "[[curse ye ha me ha]]" at Mary Lee Walsh? I saw there's an article about that phrase on the [[cwcki]], but I don't really understand what it means. What is the significance of it? What does it mean?

Hope to talk to you soon!

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|October 3, 2010 - 1:30pm

I understand you never mean to grill me. I emotionally get carried away sometimes when my buttons get pressed with certain topics that hit it home. And when I get carried away, I may not think clearly. But I am happy we are opening up to each other, and I really do want our relationship to be strong too, Sweetheart. :)

I can answer your current questions now.

-At that time in her office, Sonichu and I were coming up with an immediate plan of counter-attack to the things she was saying; I do not remember what she said.
-I do still sometimes talk with my electric-hedgehog pok'emon while I'm on my way to falling asleep and the tv is off; we talk about current things, like things I could do or say in meeting new people, or just things I'm feeling currently to get their response to, for examples.
-I can't remember verbatim, but memorably, getting relationship advice from Sonichu And Rosechu are most memorable.
-Sonichu had a speech of his own to stop our mutual villain from attacking us with the things she was saying and her past actions against me and the early days of my Sweetheart Search.
-The Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha attack is essentially an invisible energy attack, launched similar to [[Wikipedia:Son Goku (Dragon Ball)|Goku]]'s attack; it is an attack that curses Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune onto the individual the attack is aimed at. Among the misfortunes in mind for the attack, if the individual has a girlfriend of HIS own, she breaks up with him. This was fabricated in my lonely days then, where I was also jealous of "All of the other [[JERKS|Men]] Taking ALL of the Women, Leaving me with None to choose from."

I will think about how best to make myself up as the Hamburglar in a little while; I'll probably use a printed photo of a hamburger from McDonalds, and upon my recollection, he mostly said, "Robble, Robble", so I'll mostly say that in the dedication to the hamburger there.

Also, I'm afraid I have another disturbing development in the nude photograph department; I've just received a couple more e-mails from a couple of trolls, one of which pretended to be an ex-lesbian girlfriend of yours; she had a bunch of your nude photos attached to it. While I am going to ignore them both, I felt you should know about it. I'll be forwarding the two e-mails to you shortly for your reference.

Hey, don't fret too much over the matter; you and I, we have done what we could against that damn Lars for him leaking the photographs and confirming to him that he is through, and you have me; no bullshit. You know better now not to share such photos with anyone over the internet, even as a gag.

And regardless of anything said, portrayed or whatever, I will still Love You truly, Jacklyn. :-* :)

We'll see about Monday night when it comes around.

Stay Safe and Sweet with Lots of Love,
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Christian.}}

{{Email|October 3, 2010 - 2:03pm

Hey Chris!

Thanks for answering my questions. That clears up quite a bit. We can talk more about that stuff in our next chat, too. Thanks for explaining the curse ye ha me ha thing - I had no idea you were a Wiccan! Wow, this is a whole new side of you that I had no idea about. I've known Wiccans before at school and what not, but I never really knew them that well or talked to them about their beliefs. What sort of divinity do you follow, do you believe in a Godess or Earth-Mother figure? I know that's the primary deity in a lot of pagan faiths, isn't it? And what other sorts of magic or sorcery do you practice? The curse ye ha me ha sounds like a sort of black magic, akin to Satanism. I don't know much about Satanism either, but I know that the best definition is that Satanism is basically a religion that emphasizes hedonism, free will, priority towards earthly/carnal pleasures, and abandonment of restrictive rules in general. I never really thought about it before, but when I consider that you are very devoted to eating whatever you want, not working out, playing games all the time and generally not following any of God's rules, it actually makes sense that you are a Satanist. How come you didn't tell me? Were you worried I would take it badly? I don't, I think it's really cool that you're a Satanist! What other kinds of pagan magic do you practice? Is all of it black magic, or do you practice any white magic or naturalistic sorcery as well? This is really cool, Chris! It's a side of your beliefs I had no idea about!

On a darker note... Thank you for trying to console me about [[Lars]] and [[Nudes|those damn nude photos]]. Thank you so much for being the bigger man and rising above, and not judging me for those photos being out there. But I still feel so bad about all this. I feel terrible that those photos are floating around out there, for anyone to see. And now you've got random trolls sending them to you and making shit up about me, as well. I hate Lars so much. I hate him with every fiber of my being for doing this to me. Your videos to him so far have been great but clearly Lars needs a heavier hand. We're going to have to think of a way to get him out of our hair once and for all. Are you with me sweetie? :)

Anyway, I am looking forward to the Hamburglar video! Also, I had another idea for one of your next videos. Do you know [[Wikipedia:The Beatles|the Beatles]]? It'd be really fun to see you sing to one of their songs, like [[Wikipedia:A Day in the Life|a Day in the Life]] - that's my favorite Beatles song. Or maybe "[[Wikipedia:With a Little Help from My Friends|With a Little Help from my Friends]]", that's my second-favorite Beatles song. That'd be awesome! Maybe you could even write some lyrics of your own and sing them to the song! What do you think about the Beatles? Do you like them?

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Jackie}}

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Jackie E-mails 12

2010-11-10T03:37:21Z

ChimeraChips:

This page lists emails exchanged by Chris and [[Jackie]] from 31 [[August 2010]] to 2 [[September 2010]].
{{EmailReply|August 31, 2010 - 6:29pm

The Drawing; I've just told you; that one with you and me in a Pool of water in the Hot Tub with Men and Women Jerking around us in a Circle IS the final version. You can barely see anyone jerking off IN COMFORT while they're in the water; it is better done, and drawn, OUT of the water. And it is Uncensored; I can't help it if sometimes men cover the Tip of their dicks with their own hands while [[Mass debating|masturbating]].

*[[sigh]]*

I'm just tired after a long day out. No [[pickle]]-breasted woman showed up during the whole Hour I was there; from 1:30 to 2:30. I've just e-mailed [[Tito]] to be more direct; send the agent with the Cash directly to my house; I wait for his response.

I Meant what I had said in the Freedom from the addictions, AND the loneliness put into the Data that was in the [[PS3]] before the Memory Wipeout. And I meant it when my actions in destroying the console were releasing that same past Me from my life.

On the other hand, between [[Clyde]] and [[Tito]] asking for MORE evidence above SOLID evidence that I've destroyed that console in [[Moving Forward]] with my life, and Frustrating me in doing More and More Destruction after the release of the Past Me, and the sense of Moving Forward in the past destruction... I detest NOT being believed in for the God Blessed [[Honest]] Truth and Emotions I've been going through the past weekend.

And now, with the chase I'm going through to get the Reward Money for You And Me in Our Future and paying off my debt to [[Bob|my father]], the emotions that remain True, I Swear to [[God]], as from the past weekend, it just frustrates me that I'm not getting the compensation that I have earned from Showing Them I Am and Have Moved Forward from the Addiction...

*sigh*

My mind is befuddled.

To answer your questions.

1. I was not lying to you; I can live without the console. The only influence that has made an impression of a change is the chase for the cash reward, making me seek the "Plan B" to make even an inkling of that reward for myself.

2. As I have told you, a lot of the data is recoverable (more or less), and I did not say getting a new one would make up for the old memories; I meant that getting the replacement will create NEW memories of the more positive Me that has come around since you returned to me. Another way I can put it; the Old data was lonely from not having someone to share it with; now I have you and our future to create the new memories with on there. I may or may not be making sense, but it is the honest truth from my [[heart]].

3. No, I did not deliberately lie to my parents to get a new PS3 from them. I lied to them, because if they knew the PS3 was still functional Before I destroyed it, they would feel MORE devastated and distrustful of me. I would rather they think it was a Lost Cause before the destruction.

Think of it this way, Hypothetically, let's say you had a dress that still looked great on you (maybe a Favorite Dress), but it was something from Last Decade and out of current fashion. Your friends tell you to burn the dress. Then you burn the dress from your friends' suggestion. You end up telling your parents of the event, but you lie about it by saying that the dress did not fit anymore; it was torn up in more ways than one and you could not fix it after trying vigorously again and again; you burn it for the views and opinions of your friends, leaving your parents thinking it was a Lost Cause anyway.

4. No, I have not been lying to my parents of [[Troll]] influence. I honestly feel that I have more control over myself than the trolls would. It is the ideas my mother and father have had in opinion of me after my Past mistakes of making the terrible videos of myself, the house tour, self-nudity, etc. from either blackmail, requests from my ex-[[girlfriend]]s, etc.

And with that, I was very distraught after the deaths of my past girlfriends; it would haunt me for Weeks to Months before I would move forward. This also includes after learning that the "Girlfriend" was actually a Troll the whole time, such as "[[Julie]]", but with those individuals, I recover more quickly, because Liars and Fakes don't get as much sympathy or sadness as the Real, Honest People who actually have died or left me.

5. I did not say that; Seeing you is more important to me than any video game, regardless of time or money spent on it.

And I did not mean to imply that the PS3 was an "old friend" that I've "murdered"; when I said all that, I was speaking Metaphorically.

Also, earlier today, out of frustration, and further moving forward from the addiction, I pawned off my [[Nintendo]] 64 AND all of the [[games]] and accessories. I would have also pawned off my Genesis/Sega CD/32X, but the color output was wonkey; the pawner passed on it and all of the software with it. Anyway, I got $40 for the N64 and its stuff. I'm thinking of going onto Craigslist with my Upgraded Genesis with the software bunch, or seeing if I can find someone who's hosting a yard sale in the Community Yard Sale to sell it all for me (no haggling; the price would be set for $80).

I got to go eat something for dinner, but I'll TTYL.

Stay Safe and Sweet, 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|1=August 31, 2010 - 7:08pm

Chris, I asked for my drawing to be of us in a pool with a bunch of guys jerking off all around us. You drew one guy and a bunch of women. So you didn't draw my drawing, you drew something you wanted to draw instead. And begging your pardon, but I don't see why you "can't help" what the people in the drawing look like when you are the one drawing it.

Sigh...

You say you meant it when you said you were moving forward with your life. I don't care if you lie to the trolls, they haven't earned honesty from you. But I think I have. If you think you can live without the console, then why don't you try it?

Thank you for answering my questions. Let me try to respond to your answers individually:

1. So you just had a momentary influence of wanting to get the new PS3, even though getting the money is currently a problem? Does that mean you're rethinking it now, and after you get over the shock of the current situation you would rather not pursue a new PS3?

2. I think I understand what you're saying here. Although in fairness I should let you know that I'm just not really that into video games in general. When I settle down with the person I'm going to be with for the rest of my life, I certainly plan to create memories... but I hadn't planned on that being with video games. Don't get me wrong, we can play video games together. I just don't think a video game is that significant. There's a whole wide world of richer experiences that two people can share. (We certainly won't be playing video games for our first several dates, at least.)

3. This is one I still have a problem with. You're saying that you lied to your parents so you wouldn't have to deal with the consequences of them knowing a truth that they deserve to hear. Don't you see something wrong with that? If you're telling lies before your parents, you're telling lies before God. Remember the Fourth Commandment: Honor [[Bob|Thy Father]] and [[Barb|Mother]]. You are mad that the trolls don't respect the "God Blessed" truth in what you tell them, but you don't seem concerned that you are making God sad by disrespecting your parents.

Your hypothetical example is one I can understand. In fact, I've had very similar situations in my life (I usually threw out or gave away the clothes, not burned them). When I was a teenager, I was pretty flighty with my clothes; I collected way too many that I didn't need, and a lot of them just sat in my closet. My parents knew about it, because I didn't hide it from them. And eventually they started getting mad about it and lecturing me. And at the time I didn't like being lectured, but you know what? It wasn't the end of the world. And I learned a lesson: Don't throw away so much money on clothes I don't need, be more respectful of my possessions. And I'm better off for it now. Maybe if you actually owned up to your parents once in a while instead of trying to spin the truth every time you knew they would get mad, you would have learned some lessons about courage and temperance like I did.

4. Well, I guess I can understand why they're so worried about the idea of trolls influencing you. But I do think that their fears are much worse than they would be if you told them the truth and didn't leave out important facts. See, Chris? Lying to your parents to stop them from getting mad doesn't just prevent all problems - You never own up to your own actions like you should, so what choice do your parents have but to believe that you're being manipulated? You've caused them to underestimate you all by yourself.

5. I know you didn't say the words exactly, but that was the impression I was getting. Because things like going to Otakon, coming to see me, and so forth never seemed to inspire you to want to get rid of any of your video games. But now you're willing to sell off all your Nintendo 64 and other games, for the sole purpose of... obtaining another video game. Getting a PS3 inspires you to move mountains but when it comes to me, you just want to wait for me to come to you so you don't have to spend anything.

Well, anyway... I'm looking forward to seeing the shadow-interview video. You can send me a prototype again if you want so I can look it over and offer advice, before you release a final version. It might be cool if you did like a cut-away sort of thing, so the camera would be on you (Chris) while you talk, and then shift to Jinkies for his answers. Or something like that would be cool.

Also, I found this thread: http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1242 
Did they dig something up in your yard? I didn't read it very closely, I didn't have a whole lot of time.

Talk to you later,

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|September 1, 2010 - 11:47am

Well I've just took a look out back; Nothing has changed with the doghouse, and no holes were made and no ground uprooted. That dude is just blowing smoke.

I did give you a bunch of men; Four of them, Plus ONE who Came then left. It was an alternating sequence; man, woman, man, woman, etc.

Firstly, I appreciate your understanding and response to my answers to your questions. But for #5, I may have misworded it, but I literally did try to raise the money for Otakon that week; I sold a bunch of DVDs and CDs to Plan9; I ended up with a total of $40. I was still in the phase of learning to get along without the background of games and older consoles collecting dust and selling them later. And I made the money from the N64 for my saving; I still have it.

And later, I learned that GameStop was still accepting Game Boy Advance and GameCube titles, so I later rushed out with a hefty handful of them, including my secondary [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] games I realized I did not require; Sapphire, LeafGreen and Pearl, and my Nintendogs game along with the GBA and GameCube titles selected to move on from. I made $100 Store Credit. And with that credit, my family and I did sit down and discuss a loan for the remaining 200 towards the replacement PS3. They loaned it to me with the term of 100 a month for the next two months. But the point is, I earned a Huge Chunk of Respect from both my mom and dad from the effort.

I understand that counters and coincides with my past truth of getting along without it for a month. But I'll make you a deal, Jackie. Starting on the day you and I meet, I promise to go a whole month without using any of my game consoles, including Handhelds, with you as my eye-witness. If I win, nothing will change, and we will continue towards our happy future together. But if I lose, I will give you $50 cash, and we will still continue towards our happy future together. Either way, we both win.

I have to do some light-re-situating, but I will have the shadow interview video recorded this week.

I'm not surprised that between Tito AND Clyde, they would Not come through at all with the reward. I'll forward you new e-mails I've received recently. Tito is making up a Fictional meeting between him and me happening, when IT DID NOT. Their Agent recorded me sitting there waiting and posted it onto [[YouTube]] with a damn rumor attached to it. Now they want me to Beg. I've played their Goose-Chase for long enough, and I do not want anything of this anymore. They are NOT going to give me the "reward" regardless of what I do at all. They're all bastards. I'll also have "Junior" speak ill of Tito and Clyde after what I've told him what happened. I'll even blow the lid on the recent "Bone Excavating" too.

*sigh*

You are more important to me than any video game; I WOULD move mountains to get to you, but I have my financial situation that puts me on a fixed where affording to Immediately travel is not doable, even WITHOUT buying Anything New throughout the month. I have to eat and get gas for my car too. But Locally, I am still able to go out, afford to treat you to good things on our dates, and put all of my heart and soul into it and into you. Do not ever doubt my solid emotions for you, Jacklyn. I Want You by my side As Soon As Possible and Forever after that more than any material thing in the whole world.

I gtg eat lunch, but I'll TTYL.

Stay Safe and Sweet, Sweetheart, 
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|1=September 1, 2010 - 1:09pm

The drawing was not what I asked for, pure and simple. I'm looking at it right now, there is only ONE guy in the picture, not four. Over and over you drew what you wanted to, not what I wanted. And why would I want to stare at a bunch of naked women? I'm straight, not a [[gaybian|lesbian]]. And now you're just arguing about it instead of redrawing it. I thought you liked drawing. I thought you liked drawing for ME.

Am I supposed to be proud of you for lying to me? For claiming you could go without your precious PS3 for months when you had no intention of doing so? Am I supposed to be proud that you sold some pokemon games you don't "require" for the sole purpose of buying a new console you also don't require? I don't think the "huge chunk of respect" your parents have given you is really worth anything, because it's based on lies. The lie that your PS3 died before you destroyed it, as well a the lie by omission that the trolls are manipulating you. I believe that that was their own idea, but you are conveniently letting them continue to believe it instead of owning up and explaining that destroying it was all your idea. I wouldn't be proud of earning their respect if I were you. I would be ashamed of having tricked them out of it.

I have several problems with your "deal". Firstly, please don't propose it to me as if I have already accepted it, or assuming that I will accept it. I do not accept it.

Secondly, it is not at all a deal. It is quite insulting. You are going back on your claim that you could go without your PS3 for months. That was basically like a promise. You PROMISED me, and you are reneging on it. You talk about how the
trolls are renegers for not paying you the money, but why should I care about them? YOU are the reneger, Chris. YOU are the reneger.

Thirdly, you have [[lie]]d to me numerous times, your claim that you can go without the PS3 being the most recent one. But it gets worse when you couple your lies to ME with your rationalization for lying to your PARENTS. You said that you lie to your parents to "protect" them from feeling bad about what you've done. So it's perfectly reasonable to assume that you will lie to me and claim you haven't been playing video games even though you have, isn't it? Because you will rationalize it by saying you need to "protect" me from feeling ashamed. Given that you are bargaining like an addict to get out of your promise to me to let the PS3 go, I think it's fair to assume you will continue down that path and play video games anyway, despite what your little deal promises. You know full well it is not possible for me to be your eye-witness for an entire month, Chris. I can't babysit you 24/7. You offered that specifically because you wanted to look good, you knew I would have to turn down being your eye-witness. So when I'm busy at school or out or whatever, you'll play your games carefree, then lie to me and say you haven't played them because you want to make me think I should be proud of you. Right? You know, if you've wronged someone (like your parents or me), they have a right to be mad at you. By hiding the truth from them, you are further wronging them, not protecting them.

And Fourthly, and most sadly... you're offering to bribe me with $50? I have $50 in my purse right now. I don't need your $50. I don't want your $50. What I want is a boyfriend who is willing to actually TRY to improve himself and who will hold [[true and honest]] to his promises, not abandon them when they get difficult and offer me a bribe to get out of them. How do I "win" by getting $50? Do you really think that's just as good as seeing you fight your pathetic addiction? You'd be the only one who would win, because you'd get out of Honestly Chris, you're making me cry right now.

Don't tell me your "financial situation" makes traveling impossible while at the same time you've quickly acquired $300 in order to buy your precious little video game console. Clearly your PS3 is more important to you than me. It took you weeks to get me my drawing, and even after several tries none of them were the drawing I wanted, but I bet you were still playing your PS3 for hours every day. And once your PS3 was gone, all your efforts became devoted to obtaining a replacement, while I sit here in Tennessee alone. By the way, take a look at this site: https://www.greyhound.com/farefinder/step2.aspx?Redirect=Y&Version=1.0&OriginID=330319&OriginCity=Charlottesville&OriginState=VA&DestinationID=400610&DestinationCity=Nashville&DestinationState=TN&Children=0&Legs=1&Adults=1&Seniors=0&DYear=110&DMonth=9&DDay=4&DHr=
A bus ticket from your place to where I am would only cost $118, much less than a $300 computer. And I told you you'd be staying with me and we could split even on food, and you'd be riding back with me so you wouldn't need to pay for a return bus ticket. Since a PS3 costs nearly triple a bus ticket, I guess you want a PS3 nearly three times more than you want to see me.

Since it seems to work when I make a bullet-list of specific items I want you to address, let me again write out a list of questions and comments I want you to answer:

1. I want you to tell your parents that you lied about the PS3 dying, and tell them that your PS3 was working perfectly fine when you decided to destroy it. 
2. I want you to explain how you think I am supposed to feel about the fact that you never intended to keep your promise to me of going without the PS3 for months. 
3. I want you to explain to me how you think God feels about your lies to me and to your parents. 
4. I want you to explain to me how you think God feels about your gluttonous addiction problem, and your unwillingness to treat it. 
5. I want you to explain how your devotion to obtaining a new PS3 and your total unwillingness to consider coming to see me are not clear signs that you prefer video games over me. 
6. Most importantly... I want you to go til New Years before getting a new PS3. That's January 1, 2011. That's four months away. You promised you could go for months, so show it.

Notice how that list doesn't have anything about me wanting you to come to visit me in Tennessee? That's because I don't want a guy to come visit me when it's obvious he doesn't really want to see me. It's sad, it really is. I thought you cared about me. But you aren't willing to actually pay anything to do see me. Not like you're willing to pay for your PS3. I'd love to have you here with me, I thought we could maybe have our first time together even. But if you don't want to be with me, there's nothing to be gained by trying to coerce you.

I want so much for this to work, Chris. I've been trying so hard. But what signs have you given me? What work have you done for me? Why are you not willing to show me anything but empty promises that you immediately back out on when they become inconvenient? Do you think a girlfriend is something you can just shut out when she becomes inconvenient? I guess I'll be sitting here alone til the end of my trip then, unless you care to prove me wrong. I promise I'll call you when I get home. Although given how little promises mean to you, maybe you won't mind if they start to mean as little to me, too. If you want me to feel differently, you'll have to actually do something to show me.

Talk to you later,

Jackie

P.S. You complain about the trolls blowing smoke to you, but it seems like you've been blowing a lot of smoke to me this whole time.}}

{{Email|1=September 1, 2010 - 3:38pm

By the way, I suggest you look harder where they said they dug up your [[dog]]. You say you took one glance and then ignored it, but they specifically said they were careful to leave no trace. Doesn't your deceased dog deserve at least as much time as your deceased PS3? http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=95

Jackie}}

{{Email|September 2, 2010 - 11:06am

Chris, where have you been? I didn't hear from you at all yesterday, is everything alright? I'm starting to get a little worried.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|September 2, 2010 - 3:35pm

I'm sorry for not replying yesterday. In the morning, I had to hang with my mother while she went in for her liver checkup (I think that's what it was about), and she gave a bit of blood shortly before as well. We had some breakfast (she ate later), and met my father at the usual gas station where he buys his weekly lottery tickets. I invest $4 weekly between Win For Life and Mega Millions; two plays each.

And in the afternoon, I hung with my father for lunch. And redownloaded all of the update data for my PS3 disc games ([[Eye of Judgment]] was the longest to update, so I watched Disc 8 of the "[[Wikipedia:Daria|Daria]]" DVD set; it included the final two episodes and both movies during that update. I felt sleepiest during the 7:00 PM hour while Motorsorm was updating, and I was given the option to restart my PS3, so I shut it down for the night and crashed.

Today so far, I went with my father for morning coffee, and just got back from sharing a baked potato with him at [[Wendys]] and walking around Food Lion for a bit. I finished the Disc Game Updates, now I'm working on the Download Games and Add-Ons; I had redownloaded all of the [[LittleBigPlanet|LBP]] and [[ModNation Racers|MNR]] DLC, Premium and Dynamic Themes and Avatars First Items right after booting up the new PS3 and reformatting the 500GB HDD.

Aside from that, in response to your concerns about [[Patti]], and they go greatly appreciated. Thank you. :) But I did not just glance over the area, I went over it extensively; I saw NO difference from past times at all. So, you have no need to worry. And I've read the Forum topic more; they're just blowing smoke, making up crap. Besides which, for your information and Confidential, Patti was buried in the cardboard box the vet put her in, encased with a re-enforced Solid Wooden Crate my father and I put together with screws and nails, and was buried with the two Towels we had to use the day she died to clean her with. And with all that, A) they would NOT be able to "polish" the bones, because the flesh and fur would still be plentiful on the body. B) The bones would NOT be covered in Dirt and Soil, because of the body being in a cardboard box, encased in a Nailed and Screwed Wooden Crate with No Holes. And C) there are a LOT of Trees and Branches surrounding the Doghouse and Cement Blocks that rest over her buried, enclosed, secured body, so there is Very Little Chance of ANYONE getting to the doghouse and moving it. Plus, there are some Poison [[Ivy]] in that area. So, ANY photos they would have taken would have Flesh and Fur on those Bones, and the Crate, Nails, Screws and Box the body was in. Their photograph is of some other damn sack of bones from some other dirt site. Plus they do not mention Anything of the Crate and the Trees, OR even the Gazebo.

I still yearn for you by my side, Jacklyn. Is there any update on When you'll be returning to [[Virginia]], so we can schedule the Date? I want you here Badly. You give me the shine in my days that make them better with your sweetness and understandings. You are SOO Cool, [[Sweetheart]].

Please let me know in your reply.

Stay Safe and Sweet, 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|1=September 2, 2010 - 3:55pm

So you got a new PS3 afterall?

Actually, I decided to come home early. I got in early this morning. I was thinking about calling you, but since you decided that re-downloading the same baby games you've already played hundreds of hours in was so important that you couldn't spare ten minutes to write me an email yesterday, I'm not sure when I'll call you. When I didn't hear from you I thought that maybe my email was too "[[stress]]ful" for you to read and you decided to simply ignore me. I have stuff I can do that's more important than a guy who doesn't care about me.

Clearly, since you had a choice between writing to me and playing your PS3, and you chose the PS3, that means the PS3 is the "shine in your days". I am obviously not. I'm not a hamster, Chris. You can't trick me just by repeating words that you think sound romantic. If you ever want me "at your side", you will answer every item on the list I just sent you for the second time. You will DO SOMETHING to show me that you care rather than just repeating EMPTY WORDS. How many times must I tell you that it is SOO OBVIOUS that your words don't mean anything alone?

Please don't talk to me about your father or what cartoons you watch when you completely ignored the serious letter that I spent over an hour writing to you. I'll repost it below, and if you actually care about me at all, you'll actually read the whole thing and respond to it this time.

The drawing was not what I asked for, pure and simple. I'm looking at it right now, there is only ONE guy in the picture, not four. Over and over you drew what you wanted to, not what I wanted. And why would I want to stare at a bunch of naked women? I'm straight, not a lesbian. And now you're just arguing about it instead of redrawing it. I thought you liked drawing. I thought you liked drawing for ME.

Am I supposed to be proud of you for lying to me? For claiming you could go without your precious PS3 for months when you had no intention of doing so? Am I supposed to be proud that you sold some pokemon games you don't "require" for the sole purpose of buying a new console you also don't require? I don't think the "huge chunk of respect" your parents have given you is really worth anything, because it's based on lies. The lie that your PS3 died before you destroyed it, as well a the lie by omission that the trolls are manipulating you. I believe that that was their own idea, but you are conveniently letting them continue to believe it instead of owning up and explaining that destroying it was all your idea. I wouldn't be proud of earning their respect if I were you. I would be ashamed of having tricked them out of it.

I have several problems with your "deal". Firstly, please don't propose it to me as if I have already accepted it, or assuming that I will accept it. I do not accept it.

Secondly, it is not at all a deal. It is quite insulting. You are going back on your claim that you could go without your PS3 for months. That was basically like a promise. You PROMISED me, and you are reneging on it. You talk about how the
trolls are renegers for not paying you the money, but why should I care about them? YOU are the reneger, Chris. YOU are the reneger.

Thirdly, you have lied to me numerous times, your claim that you can go without the PS3 being the most recent one. But it gets worse when you couple your lies to ME with your rationalization for lying to your PARENTS. You said that you lie to your parents to "protect" them from feeling bad about what you've done. So it's perfectly reasonable to assume that you will lie to me and claim you haven't been playing video games even though you have, isn't it? Because you will rationalize it by saying you need to "protect" me from feeling ashamed. Given that you are bargaining like an addict to get out of your promise to me to let the PS3 go, I think it's fair to assume you will continue down that path and play video games anyway, despite what your little deal promises. You know full well it is not possible for me to be your eye-witness for an entire month, Chris. I can't babysit you 24/7. You offered that specifically because you wanted to look good, you knew I would have to turn down being your eye-witness. So when I'm busy at school or out or whatever, you'll play your games carefree, then lie to me and say you haven't played them because you want to make me think I should be proud of you. Right? You know, if you've wronged someone (like your parents or me), they have a right to be mad at you. By hiding the truth from them, you are further wronging them, not protecting them.

And Fourthly, and most sadly... you're offering to bribe me with $50? I have $50 in my purse right now. I don't need your $50. I don't want your $50. What I want is a boyfriend who is willing to actually TRY to improve himself and who will hold true and honest to his promises, not abandon them when they get difficult and offer me a bribe to get out of them. How do I "win" by getting $50? Do you really think that's just as good as seeing you fight your pathetic addiction? You'd be the only one who would win, because you'd get out of Honestly Chris, you're making me cry right now.

Don't tell me your "financial situation" makes traveling impossible while at the same time you've quickly acquired $300 in order to buy your precious little video game console. Clearly your PS3 is more important to you than me. It took you weeks to get me my drawing, and even after several tries none of them were the drawing I wanted, but I bet you were still playing your PS3 for hours every day. And once your PS3 was gone, all your efforts became devoted to obtaining a replacement, while I sit here in Tennessee alone. By the way, take a look at this site: https://www.greyhound.com/farefinder/step2.aspx?Redirect=Y&Version=1.0&OriginID=330319&OriginCity=Charlottesville&OriginState=VA&DestinationID=400610&DestinationCity=Nashville&DestinationState=TN&Children=0&Legs=1&Adults=1&Seniors=0&DYear=110&DMonth=9&DDay=4&DHr=
A bus ticket from your place to where I am would only cost $118, much less than a $300 computer. And I told you you'd be staying with me and we could split even on food, and you'd be riding back with me so you wouldn't need to pay for a return bus ticket. Since a PS3 costs nearly triple a bus ticket, I guess you want a PS3 nearly three times more than you want to see me.

Since it seems to work when I make a bullet-list of specific items I want you to address, let me again write out a list of questions and comments I want you to answer:

1. I want you to tell your parents that you lied about the PS3 dying, and tell them that your PS3 was working perfectly fine when you decided to destroy it. 
2. I want you to explain how you think I am supposed to feel about the fact that you never intended to keep your promise to me of going without the PS3 for months. 
3. I want you to explain to me how you think [[God]] feels about your lies to me and to your parents. 
4. I want you to explain to me how you think God feels about your gluttonous addiction problem, and your unwillingness to treat it. 
5. I want you to explain how your devotion to obtaining a new PS3 and your total unwillingness to consider coming to see me are not clear signs that you prefer video games over me. 
6. Most importantly... I want you to go til New Years before playing your PS3. That's January 1, [[2011]]. That's four months away. You promised you could go for months, so show it.

Notice how that list doesn't have anything about me wanting you to come to visit me in Tennessee? That's because I don't want a guy to come visit me when it's obvious he doesn't really want to see me. It's sad, it really is. I thought you cared about me. But you aren't willing to actually pay anything to do see me. Not like you're willing to pay for your PS3. I'd love to have you here with me, I thought we could maybe have our first time together even. But if you don't want to be with me, there's nothing to be gained by trying to coerce you.

I want so much for this to work, Chris. I've been trying so hard. But what signs have you given me? What work have you done for me? Why are you not willing to show me anything but empty promises that you immediately back out on when they become inconvenient? Do you think a girlfriend is something you can just shut out when she becomes inconvenient? I guess I'll be sitting here alone til the end of my trip then, unless you care to prove me wrong. I promise I'll call you when I get home. Although given how little promises mean to you, maybe you won't mind if they start to mean as little to me, too. If you want me to feel differently, you'll have to actually do something to show me.

Talk to you later,

Jackie

P.S. You complain about the trolls blowing smoke to you, but it seems like you've been blowing a lot of smoke to me this whole time.

P.P.S. Dogs decompose when they die. If you loved your dog, you wouldn't just assume it was all safe and go play your little video games.}}

{{Email|September 2, 2010 - 3:57pm

Chris, I just sent you a very long email, but honestly I have a feeling you'll just ignore it because it takes too many minutes to read, so I'm sending you this short one to make sure you understand me: Read the entirety of that long email, think about it, and respond to EVERY ONE of my questions and concerns. I don't care if it takes you two hours to do this, you do it. Or I'm through with you.

Jackie}}

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{{Email|August 24, 2010 - 10:04pm

Hey Chris! I got the video, so you can take it down from MegaUploader. Thanks for making it so quickly!!

Were you really on the news that night? That's wacky, I watch a lot of news but I never see high school graduations covered on the news, even local news; there's hundreds of schools in any city that have a graduation every year so I don't know why the news would cover them. Why do you think they were recording your graduation specifically? Can you find me a clip of yourself from that night? I'd love to see your graduation.

As for the [[trolling]] forum, I told you last time Chris, whoever those people are they have been around a long time, they can obviously hide themselves so [[Sony]] doesn't find them. You've mailed Sony before, and guess what? They're still there! Ugh, Chris, did you just email Sony and expect the problem to go away? I told you that you need to solve this problem on your own! And I also told you that you need to start things on the forum, too. You know these trolls way better than I do - how am I supposed to just think of something to say if you can't even think of something to say? I can't post on the forum for you, Chris. And Sony can't post on the forum for you, either. How much thought have you really put into trying to come up with something? Any?

sigh... well, anyway, I don't want to sound like a ninny. Let's talk about the video, which I really liked! I think you did a pretty good job with it, there isn't a whole lot I would change. I do think you should try to be a little more emphatic and emotional - you told them how much you care about this, but you should also show them with your body language. Use sweeping hand gestures, that sort of thing. And also make sure to use strong facial expressions, put your heart into it. That will really hook their attention. Hmm... also, one more thing. You say in the video that you are trying to avoid getting trolls' attention with the video. While that's true, the fact is, there probably will be some trolls trying to comment on it anyway, and whether you want their attention or not they'll be there. That's why you should take a slightly different route: Even though it probably sounds odd, I think it would be okay to directly address the trolls briefly. Say something like "Hey trolls, I know you're watching this. Well, I don't care, so go pin a rose on your nose." Do it really smug and happy to show them how you just laugh off their attempts to get to you. That, if anything, is better than just trying not to call attention to them, because they already know you are trying not to. Gotta be one step ahead of them.

Ooh, one more thing: you mention briefly that you are the creator of [[Sonichu]]. I think you should go on a little bit more about Sonichu, because it is a huge thing that you've done. I'm sure your old classmates know about Sonichu, maybe you can recall some of your favorite moments of the comic, and maybe ask them to tell you their favorite moments of the [[comic]], or who their favorite characters are. That will remind them of how much of an artist you are, the good memories will flood back for them!

Ooh, Chris, I can't wait for the drawing! You're my hero right now!! <3 <3 <3

XOXO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 25, 2010 - 6:44pm

I will rerecord the video with more emotions a little later (and maybe with a better shirt).

I sense a misunderstanding; I was talking Theoretically on the Graduation being recorded for television; I did not say that it was televised for Certain. Although I am certain there were a number of people in the audience with camcorders, including the families of at least the "C"-named students neighboring me in the lineup. However if I should find a clip of that night and my error, I will let you know about it.

Speaking of which, last night on NBC News @ 11, they talked about Mary Baldwin College and their Military Troop. You may have covered that a bit in your Journalism. ;) They also talked a bit of the grass of the grounds; not sure what specifically.

Talking about Sonichu and my favorite memories is a good idea, especially to shut the trolls up a bit, and give the fans some good service. I should inform you that I created Sonichu on March 17, 2000; within my Seinor Year at [[Manchester High]], and even then he was just getting started on the CD-Cover of "[[Christian's Favorite Hits]]" that I created in my Computer Graphics Class and Homemade [[Pok'emon]] [[Trading Cards]]. The comics didn't start really until about [[2004]], and the Story Formations and other Character Creations happened within the Four years. Granted my classmates may or may not have found my comic pages online beyond 2004... Point is the Stories were only Starting Up my Seinor Year, and there was Nothing before then.

Fun Stories, though, my C.O.Y2K, and Computer Graphics Class, classmate, and one of my close friends, Miranda Mitchell, redesigned the "[[CWC's Pok'eSite 2!]]" Logo to the better-looking shiny one that came about later. *See attached Logo JPGs; the "pklg2" was the Original; "cwcpktwo" was Miranda's work. It was an assignment, in partners, of designing Logos for Companies; I did one for Miranda of two Chicks (young chickens) and a Strawberry (fruit) (file not found at the moment, but is printed on a big poster I designed for a later C.G. project). So at least Miranda is (or was at least) aware of Sonichu.

Plus, [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] (attached gif), was Born also in Manchester High (or created in imagination), but during my Freshman Year back in 1996 Litterally while I was reading a "Fear Street" Novel during a Basketball Practice Session while I was a Manager of the Varsity Team. So, in a way, Sonichu and Bionic are like brothers; being born in the same school building. That would be an interesting idea; Bionic the Hedgehog, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s Lost-and-later-found Older Brother who became a well-experienced mechanic and Basketball All-Star for Manchester High, Vs Sonichu, the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pok'emon]] with incredible speeds and Zapping Powers, in an One-on-One Basketball Game.

Lastly, the Troll Forum. I think I misspoke on not knowing what to say or do on the Forum; I was on there last night checking out new stuff, then I suddenly got the ideas in response to what I was reading. "Miranda Cosgrove" on there now fears me, Christian, knowing about the Forum after sending a link to Sony. As "Junior", I played along and replied about Chris boycotting downloading anything new from within [[ModNation Racers]] or [[LittleBiGPlanet]], in response to reading about their plan of planting a spyware virus in a Published Creation of theirs. Plus telling them that Chris may come out of hiding and create a new video, ruining their trite "Christian is Dead" rumor (repeated acts are LAME). Also telling them about me disconnecting my WiFi to keep them from spying on me at random times. And in another post reply, I told them [[Patti]]'s body was buried under cement blocks with the heavy dog house on top of them. And counting all of the surrounding plants, and telling them the fable of pouring cement into the hole as well, it was like "Fort fuckin' Knox". LOL

After that last night (this morning), I formulated more counter-details I can tell them, and I even made up a scary ghost story that happens to Junior.

Junior goes over to my house from the house across from mine (there are literally Five houses across the streets from mine, so if you look at them, you take your pick of which one Junior lives in) with a flashlight one night. He is trekking through the daylilly garden aisles, searching for more bad he can do about the house. When suddenly, he hears a voice, "Hello". He looks around and sees nobody. Then suddenly, he is paralyzed; his ankles and wrists are pulled in his left and right directions, feeling like there were hands holding them down on a floor, and he feels a pair of hands on his Neck too; strangling him, yet he can still breathe. Then the voice comes back, "Hello, Mr. Troll." It is the voice of a child, about 8 years old. Junior struggles to look around, yet sees nobody. The voice continues, "Do not be afraid of me, like the teachers of the Elementary School were; they did not understand me and my mind. I want you to understand my mind..." Right after, Junior sees a lot of strange images going through his mind. Including which were the images of an abusive babysitter called "Roache" locking him alone in a static room; a therapy session at James Madison University; the teachers, guidance counsoler and principal of Nathanel Greene Elementary School holding him down and taping his screams and more. Junior tried to scream, but Nothing came out; it was a Scream of Silence.

Next thing he knows, he is knocked back onto the cement block trail of the garden aisle, by the weight of a big dog, yet there was no dog body. Wrists, Ankles and Neck still being hand-held, the child ghost leaves his mind, and then he hears a deep womanly voice, Growling at him as he smells the stench of a dog's breath surrounding his nostrils. The voice says, "Do not mess with my master, my family or me, [[terrorist|you infidel!]]" Next, he feels the sting of the dog biting into both his ankles, one after the other. At that moment, Junior struggles back, leaving behind the lit flashlight he dropped earlier when his arms were being stretched out. And he limps as fast as he can back to his house, closing and locking his door back in, gasping for breath and dripping with sweat. He limps to the bathroom with the shower and looks in the mirror; what a gross mess he looked like. And he noticed a Red Rash on the right side of his neck, and rashes on both his wrists, from the hands that held them in place. And his pant legs were ripped, and he saw on both his ankles rashes and Teeth Marks of a Dog. He tried to scream again, but it was another silent scream. And Junior was unable to speak at all for Four Hours. For he has encountered the Spirits of Young Christopher Weston Chandler and Patti, protecting the Chandler [[House]]hold.

The End.

The hands pinning him down I got from the time I was held down by the same school faculty members of N.G.E.S., and I literally came home with a rash on the right side of my neck; my mom took a photograph of it. I also took speech therapy sessions at J.M.U. during my childhood. I get my horror tale telling from the book works of Mr. R.L. Stein; author of the "Goosebumps" and "Fear Street" Novel Series.

I'm thinking of adding Junior's story to the Forum, as a tactic of scaring the Trolls to stay away and stop messing with me and my family and our household.

I'll TTYL, [[Sweetheart]]. 
Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|August 25, 2010 - 8:52pm

Hey Chris!

Oh, I misunderstood about the news thing, I thought you meant you knew for sure it was. You might be right though, maybe there is news footage of it somewhere. It'd still be kind of cool to see it.

I really look forward to seeing the final video! You know, you should probably just release it directly on youtube, you don't need to send it to me again. You did such a good job with the first version, once you incorporate the new features I'm sure it will be good to go. And since you got the first version so quickly, I think you can still make the final version by tomorrow at 9:00pm. Remember, the sooner it's up, the sooner your old classmates can see it. I have confidence in your abilities! :)

I like your ideas for feeding misinformation to the trolls, it sounds like you're really coming up with quite a few good ones. Your ghost story is really well thought out, just reading it I could feel the suspense and fear you are trying to put into it - it made me shiver! :) :) I was also looking at a couple more threads today and saw some interesting ones: Here's one about juggalos. <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=87</nowiki>
Did you really wear juggalo make-up? That sounds cute! Maybe you could do it again sometime. It sounds like that got to them when you did it.

Here's another one about rewards they are offering for various stuff: <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=86</nowiki>
One of them is that they are offering $4,000 for a [[gay]] sex video with you in it - they actually want Junior Jenkins to be the one to do it to Chris! They said it wouldn't be a problem for you because of the gay experimentation "jinkies" did in his youth. I don't know how you would be able to fake that one, but maybe we could think of something; maybe use dim lighting and pretend there's two people on the video, some camera tricks or something. Another thing is they are offering a LOT of money for your [[PS3]] to be destroyed. That one would be easier to do , obviously - either one would get you that reward money. Wouldn't it be hilarious if you fooled them and then got money for it? If you destroyed your PS3 you'd probably have to wait a bit to get the money and replace it. Well, either one gets you a lot of [[money]]. What do you think you'd rather do, destroy the PS3 or fake a gay sex video?

Hmm, they also would be willing to pay reward for proof of your straightness, although they don't say how much. Hmm, I'm not sure how you could do that... well, we can think of something.

Anyway, I had another idea after I read your ghost story. A lot of people will probably be skeptical upon reading it. But what if you made another video after your current one where you tell a similar scary story and somehow incorporated it? Tell a story about some time when you encountered eerie stuff like what Jenkins is talking about. Like, do a close-up of your face with the lights out and a flashlight shining up from under your face, and somehow reference the ghost story. My idea is, you tell the story from Jenkins Jinkies perspective, and the trolls will think "yeah, sure, whatever..." but then CHRIS, instead of JINKIES, releases a video that is about the haunting. Suddenly, the trolls see two different people talking about the same supernatural elements... and suddenly they can't just dismiss it. Gets under their skin.

I gotta go now, but your Sonichu stuff sounds interesting too; when I get more time to write I have some more questions to ask about it. I can't wait to see the video up! Talk to you tomorrow sweetie!!

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{Email|August 26, 2010 - 8:57pm

Hey Chris, I was kind of hoping you'd write me tonight! I was looking forward to seeing your video [[online]]. Or did you get it up? I actually don't remember the link for your [[youtube]] account. But I kind of was hoping you'd write me to let me know it was up, I thought you'd be excited to do so. Oh well, guess maybe I'll have to go to bed without seeing it...

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 27, 2010 - 2:53am

I apologize for being late in replying; the video is uploading right now, and I'll have the link pasted on the bottom of this e-mail after it's been uploaded.

Thank you for your support in my ghost story; in the Forum, they took it lightly. Although, after my father's reading of the print-outs of their words, he states, "We've got them going 'round in circles." I think the video I did with the face paint is still on my Y.T. Account, and I think I have a photo saved somewhere; uncertain at the moment.

I saw their "Rewards" topic. Firstly, let me inform you that considering MOST of the trolls are immature, underage, demented, twisted, sick, evil and such; the "rewards" would obviously be False. If a troll actually comes up with such "footage" and gives it to someone like [[Clyde Cash]], Clyde would NOT give out any money. So, with that considered, I would never make such a gay video, or [[The MovingFoward videos|PS3-wrecking video]], for even a Billion Dollars. And with that, I would appreciate it if you would not even think of me making any footage for the Trolls' "Money" ever again, please.

Proof of my straightness would be a no-brainer. ;) You and Me kissing, cuddling, yada, yada, yada. LOL :)

Right after recording the video, and before re-hooking my router to get back online, I typed a list of my M.H.S. C.O.[[2000]] Classmates' names, with two blank columns for current phone number(s) and address. In the video, I encourage them to snail-mail or telephone my house phone. My father will handle the sorting out the phonies from the real deals with name verification and such. So the list is for him to fill in the blanks of contact info from the calls and letters incoming from my classmates.

I also make a Public Announcement for [[Internet]] Safety and TrollBusting as a second topic in the video.

I have not forgotten the drawing of you and me and the circle-bangers; I'm having trouble getting a good picture in my head of the scenario to be able to draw it. I have some idea, but it's not complete to me yet. I am an artist, and for my Sweetheart, I want to be able to do my best on the work. But I will try to have a good picture in my head as quickly as possible, and have the drawing ready by Sunday.

The video is uploaded. <nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ-dpgxZruI</nowiki>

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweetest, Sweetheart. 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|August 27, 2010 - 8:54am

Ooh, Chris, I'm so excited to see it!!! I just watched it, I think you did perfectly.

I have some more ideas, like I think you should make a video telling a ghost story, to reinforce Jinkie's story on the forum. I have to rush out the door right now but I'll write more detail when I get home later today.

I'm so happy!!

XOXO

Jackie}}

{{Email|August 27, 2010 - 4:17pm

Okay, I have some more time to write now. Long day.

So, I guess maybe it is a long shot to get money out of the trolls, although I still think it would be fun to mess with them. But I fully encourage you to do the ghost story video. Like I said, shine a flashlight up from under your face and have all the lights out, and tell a story about the ghosts like Jinkies did. Obviously don't mention Jinkies or the forum or anything - it has to look like a complete coincidence that you are bringing this up. When they see similar stories coming from two independent sources, they won't be able to dismiss it so lightly.

So your father is going to help you sort out all the stuff from your classmates? Oh, I thought you were going to have me help you, I said I'd like to. The reason I wonder about your [[father]] is just that he's from a time before the internet, so he might not be as capable of spotting phonies... You know, a lot of people communicate primarily through the internet these days, so I wouldn't be surprised if that's how your classmates try to get in touch with you. A lot of people I know prefer to use email because they don't want to send their addresses or phone numbers out where they might not be secure. I know that trolls might - or rather, will probably - try to send false leads to you but that's why I'm here, to help you sort stuff out. If you refuse to accept any email contact, it will severely limit who gets in touch with you.

So you won't have my drawing until Sunday? sigh... well, I want you to do your best with it, so I guess I understand. I'm still looking forward to seeing it.

Hey, you uploaded a new video? Your playstation hard drive was formatted and erased? How exactly did that happen? Ouch, I know you had tons of stuff saved on it. So what all did you lose, I'm not clear? Did you lose your saved games and trophies and stuff? What about all that expensive DLC you had for little big planet? You know, this might be actually a blessing in disguise, though. If you've lost all your save data for your games, maybe now you won't be as tempted to keep playing all that stuff. You know that phrase "God works in mysterious ways"? Maybe God saw you were hesitant to walk away from little big planet, and He gave you a little push. Maybe this was all God's doing. Regardless, I suggest you try to take the best out of the situation. Maybe step away from the games for a bit, like we've talked about. (Or maybe now that your games are gone, you'll have extra time to put into getting my drawing done and sending it to me? :) :) :)

Well anyway, I hope you do the ghost story video soon. You can be a really good storyteller when you try to be, I'm excited to see what you come up with!

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 27, 2010 - 9:18pm

Jackie, I will address the other topics of your e-mail in my next one, and I promise to have the drawing for you by Sunday.

But to elaborate, for a few weeks, I have been getting error codes and being disabled from downloading video and digital comic contents from the Playstation Store; I've called them a week or two ago to address it for the first time. Yet even up to today, I still have the problem, and it seems only to affect my Main account; not my secondary account. Anyway, in a troubleshooting attempt that was new to me when I called Sony today to possibly kill a corrupt file that may be causing the trouble. I followed the woman's instructions to Restore the System Files. In Miscommunications (with some faulty headphones on her end, and even though trying to make Sure I was taking the right steps, I had a bit difficulty understanding her on my end as well). Anyway, there was an error in the System File Recovery, and the console recommended Formating the Hard Drive, and this is where the misunderstandings come in; I wanted to make sure this was only affecting the System's Hard Drive, not the removable notebook HDD, and that my music, videos, games, saves and all would be safe. She heard "System File Recovery" when I read "Formatting the Hard Drive"; I was thinking "System's Hard Drive" over "Removable HDD". And I clicked "Yes" on the Format, and when the XMB came back up, ALL of my Photos, Music, Videos, Games, Saves, Downloaded DLC... GONE! I was in Major Shock, but she, Michelle, was kind enough to stay on the line for me while I collected myself. I think it took about 10 minutes to make a bit of sense and retain calm and coolness.

I'm currently still a bit shook up, but I see it as a fresh start again. I will redownload my Game Contents, and I've requested Michelle to see if she can give me credit for the Purchased Videos I've downloaded, so I can redownload them again. I should have gotten a second 500GB External HDD sooner for backing the videos up; can't think of everything (or afford everything soon enough; the new [[Wal-Mart]] has my ideal 500GB WD External HDD at a Rollback of $55, which currently is a bargain for the item.

I'm starting on redownloading all of the Add-Ons, Music and Themes previously purchased, followed afterwards with the Game Software, in order from first item purchased to last (bottom to top). And I've restarted and reestablished my ModNation Racers Profile, and I recollected my Trophies from the Online Server. Plus, I've redownload my MNR creations from Published, and I'll have to replay the whole Carrer to unlock everything again. As for LittleBiGPlanet, I've backed up my profile a few months back, about last April, so all I'll should need to do for that is replay the Marvel Levels to recollect the bits and pieces there.

And I'll replay my [[Guitar Hero]] Games later on, as well as my other Disc games, especially my Sonic the Hedgehog Titles.

Also, I'd like to be able to put this towards you, Jackie, with a Fresher Start on my PS3, you and I, we can make our own music on it together from scratch, in addition to our outings, movie nights and romantic encounters (including Fooly Cooly). ;)

With the events of the day, I feel less constricted by my PS3, and I am able to regain control. With my reconstructing my Game Saves over time, I'll likely be least inclined to purchase any new games, discs or downloadable for a good amount of time.

And I can still spend my sweet time in real life with my Sweetheart, Jackie. ;)

It's good now, and I am recovering well.

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet. 
Christian. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3}}

{{Email|August 27, 2010 - 10:17pm

Hey Chris.

Wow, I'm really sorry that this happened. I've had computers crash before, it's a pain in the ass.

But you know, I think it's a bad sign that this seems to be consuming all of your thoughts right now. I mean, yeah, it sucks when a computer crashes and you lose your data. But come on, it's just video games and movies. You're going to get all that stuff back anyway because the [[PSN]] saves records of all your downloads, so what's the big deal? This is barely a hiccup to you. Ever had a computer crash and delete your term paper the day before its due, and if you can't turn it in you'll fail your class? That's a REAL computer problem. I mean, you say you're "shook up" as if you've been in a car crash or something. This is just a temporary inconvenience.

I don't really understand how you say you're less constricted by your PS3 now. You've just written me a giant email that talks about nothing but how dismayed you are by an inconvenient computer error, and explaining in detail how you intend to devote yourself to downloading and replaying all your old games just to get old save files back. Chris, not buying new games is a good thing. But not buying new games simply because you enslave yourself to playing your old games, because you can't stand the thought of not having all your old save files at the ready, is the wrong reason to do it. It all says what I've been telling you: that you're just addicted to video games.

And I understand that you were trying to be romantic by suggesting we make songs on guitar hero together, but considering your addiction problems hearing you say that really just makes me feel kind of sad because you're trying to pull me into that world of darkness, all the while I'm trying to pull you out into the light.

Maybe you should use this time to be constructive. As I say, maybe God is trying to tell you something. Step away from the video games for now. I mean, while you're redownloading a bunch of games that you've already played hundreds of hours in, I'm sitting here waiting for a drawing that you promised to have to me by tonight. :( You should also be spending time doing things like making that ghost story video. I'm not just saying this because these are things you should be doing, but because focusing your mind on other tasks will be helpful in drawing you away from thinking about your little video game hiccup.

Another thing you can do to keep yourself occupied is keep working on the troll forum. I looked back on that thread about the reward money, here: <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=86</nowiki>
There's that girl who was talking about the pink shirted girls, remember? She posted a picture of the cash reward that Clyde sent her. Chris, I think Clyde might be REAL here. He might be insane, but he's actually PAYING these trolls just like he said he would. I know it seemed impossible but he's actually paying people rewards. You can use this, Chris. Make a video that fulfills one of those requirements, like the fake gay sex video or something. Or frankly, I would actually endorse you destroying your PS3 on camera for him, because it would kill two birds with one stone - get reward money from them, and sever a giant chain to your addiction. Chris, this is a perfect avenue you can take to get your mind of your video games. Get some of that reward money! That way you can pay off what you owe your dad, have some spending cash, and show up those morons.

Have you received any contacts from old classmates yet? Remember like I said, just show any you get to me and I'll help you sort the real from the fakes. These are all things you can do to take your mind off of your PS3 glitch. I believe in you, Chris!!

<3 <3 <3

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 28, 2010 - 12:51pm

Within the majority of the Save Data that was created with my gameplay from within the past about 3 years, such as within the Guitar Hero games that allowed me to create a game version of myself, while I was playing and creating myself, they were more reflecting of myself during my lonely years of life, and even worse during the years I was having to deal and be tortured by those Trolls.

When I lost all of the Save Data in the Format, I lost the me that was enduring those lonely, hard times; it was like I lost a relative, but what was lost was the Lonely, Considerably Pathetic Me. And behind those emotions, were the Darker reasons behind the gameplay. I have awakened anew, with the anguish of the past three years washed away.

But NOW, I have a more positive turn in my life; my Future with You, Jackie. And from this point on, my gameplay on my PS3, which was tainted in the darkness of loneliness, can now be gameplay of the Light of Happiness from the Romance between you and me.

Yet, you are right, Jackie, during the immediate Post-Death of the Lonliness and Anguish, I can and will use my Refreshed Energy to focus on the immediate, more important needs and details of life, including the Take Down of the Trolls, while the Software Data is being redownloaded.

Granted, I may be inclining, or have inclined, speak of new gameplay to recover game data that HAD my old self in them, that is NOT the case. I am moving forward towards a brighter future, and I will not be tied down again by self-pity and anguish that once was there and which will NOT be emotionally recreated.

Jacklyn, I had spent my money on the store and new games, because I did not have a Sweetheart to spend on and shop for. But now that you are in my life, and our future is certain, I will better dedicate my funds to US and Our future together. With the Emotional Anguishes GONE in the wind For Real now, Gaming has once again been reduced to a Hobby for me. I promise you, Sweetheart, from this day forward, the Main Topic will always be about You And Me.

I have read and looked over the reward topic page you have linked me to. I have come to a decision, I Will Destroy my PS3 Console with a Brick, and I will have it video-recorded. I have another friend who can pretend to be Junior Jenkins to record it in action, in my own backyard. I have backed up my MNR and LBP Data, plus I've found I've backed up a LOT of the game data last February on a Flash Drive, NOT including Guitar Hero World Tour and beyond, with the Custom Player features. The console was old anyway, and with the reward, I can get the newer, slimmer version and begin anew on IT instead. But out of respect, I am going to keep the removable cover I've decorated with my self-game cover printed decals as a momento, and I have removed the 500GB HDD, which I understand and accept will be reformatted when installed into the new PS3. And I can still access my PSN accounts, with Three Less Out-of-US accounts I've lost the passwords for long ago; I've been relogging into them, because the passwords were saved onto the console. Give Me Respect; I AM going to do this, and I will use the majority of the 9K to pay back my father. I am trusting you to keep this information confidential, less the Removable Cover with the Decals; I will reveal in the Video that I will be keeping that as a momento.

*sigh*

I will make the call to my friend shortly after this e-mail, and I'll have to be leaving soon for lunch with my father. But let me address the remaining topics in your previous e-mails briefly before I wrap this up.

I have the idea for the drawing, and I am Ready to draw it; you will have it in an e-mail tonight around 9 or 10:00. My father has declined aiding me in taking the phone calls from my classmates; we've been getting mostly the Jokers anyway, so no classmates yet. I will add a comment to the video to send me e-mails in addition to calling and snail-mailing me. I will give great consideration to me telling the Ghost Story.

I have to go now. I'll TTYL.

Stay Safe and Sweet, Jacklyn. 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|August 28, 2010 - 2:53pm

Hey Chris!

Well, I can kind of understand where you're coming from. In fact, I think maybe I kind of misunderstood what you were saying before. You see me as the light in your life Chris? Oh my goodness, that is so incredibly sweet of you. I feel the same way about you, Chris! I'm so happy you are able to express yourself to me like this. I feel so close to you. I am so glad that I've given you this hope and happiness Chris. I was worried for a bit that my message about your video games wasn't getting through, but I see now I was wrong to doubt you. I can understand why your lonely video game times have provoke such strong memories for you. But the fact that you are strong enough to recognize that you have a new outlook on life is so amazing and inspiring.

Oh Chris, you've made me feel like the most special girl in the world... ;) ;) ;)

Oh my god, you're going to destroy your PS3?? That is amazing, Chris!! So you're going to smash it with a brick? Here's how I suggest you do the video: First, you're going to need to be in costume and with a mask on (remember, since "Jinkies" is the one smashing it, not Chris). Then, on the video, do a close-up of the PS3 intact, and say that you're going to remove the custom cover and hard drive as trophies of your victory over Chris. Video tape yourself removing those parts and putting them aside. Then, take your brick, and bring it down hard on the console. Have the camera show clearly you smashing it, over and over and over. Don't stop until every last part of the console has been ground into shards or plastic and metal. Remember, they're offering a lot of money, so they'll want to see the job done thoroughly and perfectly; make sure it's clearly shown that NOTHING from the console survived (aside from the cover and hard drive, obviously). Then, hold the cover up next to your masked face and give a thumbs up and say something like "you got trolled, Chris." The reason I want you to be so meticulous and thorough about this is because we want them to be so completely ecstatic over this... that after you've received their money, when you make a new video showing how you fooled them all, it will DEVASTATE them.

Who is your friend that you're going to get to help you? Do you mean Samantha? I hope she's able to help you. Although if she can't, maybe you can just set the camera on a stationary surface while you do it. Do you have a tripod for it? That might actually be better than having a person hold the camera, because the video will be much clearer if the view is stationary.

So anyway, I'm glad that you're going to be responsible with your reward money. Paying off your dad and putting much of it in savings is definitely the right thing to do. If you want to get the new PS3, that's definitely cool, you'll certainly have earned the right to splurge a bit on yourself. I never wanted to cut out your video games completely, video games are perfectly fine if you can manage them. But the fact that you're willing to destroy your current one and be without it for a couple days until you get your money shows that YOU are the one in control of them, not the other way around. YOU are the one choosing what to do. I'm so proud of you, Chris.

So your father doesn't really want to help with fishing out your old classmates? Well, like I said, I can help you instead. If you get any phone messages, just give me the phone numbers and tell me what they say and I can help you spot the fakes, look them up to see if they are who they say they are. Same thing with emails - just forward me any emails you get and I can look them over. Your father is probably busy, but I certainly have some time to help, and I'd love to do it for you too. You've been making so many sweet gestures for me recently, it's the least I can do ;)

I can't wait to see my drawing!!! I'm excited to see what you make it out to be. Oh, I feel so happy right now, Chris!!

XOXO

Jackie}}

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{{Email|August 19, 2010 - 8:33pm

Hey Chris!

Oh! I was meaning to ask you last time… what have you done with that [[troll]] forum lately? I completely forgot about it since I've been traveling and my parents have been rather clingy lately, heehee! :9 Have you gotten inside their website or gotten their passwords yet? Before I left, you posted once… I think you should be posting more on there. You know, so they don't get curious over why you're not that active. You don't want them changing tune! What's the game plan, baby boy?

Yesterday, I went there and looked around myself and found some super weird threads. Like, this one! About [[masturbating]] with "icy hot"… Here's the link: <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=54</nowiki> Have you ever tried that?? Is that common? Not being a guy I'd have no idea… Hmm.. Does seem pretty fun and kinky, though! Heehee. I've been so horny lately, Chris, you have no idea! I've had very little alone time and it's leaving me frustrated… I can't wait to see the colored drawing! I know it will bring the relief I so desperately need. If I can't be with you right now, at least I'll be able to keep these pictures close with me at all times… <nowiki>;)</nowiki>

XOXO Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 19, 2010 - 9:02pm

Firstly, it is good to see the Forum back up, after a loong time of it being down. I had [[User:Miela|received a package]] from a [[White Knight|fan]] in Germany, who also watched in a recent [[IRC]] Troll Talk; he enclosed pages of the transcript of the discussion. I let my father read it first; he found on there that they have figured out who Junior Jenkins really was, so that disguise is (to me) [[Chris and reality|theoretically]] gone (I'll read the pages for myself a little later). :( And I'll try logging in shortly after sending you this e-mail.

Attached is the completed drawing of you and me in a pool with a man and a woman watching (all you can see of them is their feet really). I will hold the $40 for two weeks, and by my check, two Fridays from now will be September 3rd (unless you inform me otherwise), so I will rearrange my plans for the postponing. You and I will still meet at the planned Starbucks at 1:00 PM that day.

On a side-note, let me ask your opinion, would "Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World" be a choice movie for you and I to see together? I'm sure you've heard of it.

I'll e-mail you later with more thoughts.

Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{EmailReply|August 21, 2010 - 6:23pm

I haven't heard from you in a couple of days. You and your friend have been hanging out and having fun; I can understand that. I'd still like to hear how you're doing and what you've been up to (with details). :)

Did you like the pool party drawing I sent you? I apologize again for being late with that. Something else I have on my mind, I've drawn for you to help you keep sweet memory and self-pleasuring fun with until when we finally meet (in September now), I want something from you to help me. Photographs are good, but I'd really like to hear your voice. I would appreciate a voice recording mp3 audio file from you. You got to hear my voice from my past videos on my [[YouTube]]. It doesn't have to be much; it can be like a fun message you would leave on my voicemail (flirty and turn-me-on-able optional). And I would appreciate the file on a MegaUpload site, and a link to find it with (after I download it, you may remove it from the M.U. site).

Please help me endure the wait for our meeting better, Sweetheart.

Anyway, you have a good time with your friend and stay safe.

Stay Sweet too, 
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian}}

{{Email|August 21, 2010 - 7:51pm

Hey Chris! Sorry I didn't write yesterday, I meant to but then things went crazy all day and I totally lost track of time.

I really liked the drawing you made, it was sweet, but, I was wondering... now that you've drawn your own fantasy, when are you going to draw mine? The one I told you about? I'm still looking forward to seeing that... <3

I'll write a little more later,

XOXOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 22, 2010 - 12:25pm

Firstly, I'll have to backtrack the e-mails to refresh myself of your fantasy, but I will have it drawn out for you within this week, I Promise.

I understand you having lost track of time; it happens to me sometimes too. I appreciate hearing from you again and knowing that you continue to be safe. :)

Also, current topic, I am going to REALLY Push for my [[Manchester High School]] Class of 2000 Reunion today and this week. I am going to get in contact with the principal (same dude, thank [[God]]) and INSIST on getting the person who put together the Seinor Prom to put the Promised Reunion together. I know it was Promised, because at the end of the slideshow they had at the Prom, it had a HUGE Message stating, "See You at the Reunion in Ten Year." I am no longer going to take the insubordination and belaboring-to-no-promise-keeping sitting down anymore.

Also, what of the recording of your voice for me; would you make it for me, please? I have done, and going to do, a lot for you; all I ask for now is a sweet sample of your voice.

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|August 22, 2010 - 2:01pm

Hey Chris.

You know, it's great that you want to get that reunion together for your high school class. But I am curious why you don't take more of an initiative yourself on this? You should talk to your principal and offer to put the reunion together yourself. Especially since you aren't working right now, I'm sure a lot of your old classmates don't really have the time to work on it and would greatly appreciate if you took the bull by the horns. I understand why you're annoyed that you haven't heard anything, but if you feel that strongly about it you should really be the one to take charge, don't you think sweetie? Planning those sorts of reunions is usually up to some sort of student committee, rather than the school itself. If no one is working on the reunion, then you should work on it. Especially because the committee already put together the prom, I bet they'd love it if someone else from their class took up the weight on their shoulders and put together the reunion. I think you've mentioned your desire for a reunion before, but obviously if no one else is working on it then you're going to shoulder the burden. Remember the old saying Chris, if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. But then again, it's not a job you can do alone. You can be the leader, but you'll need others to help do all the menial work. But it's up to you to round them up, sweetie.

This is getting me kind of jazzed! What do you think of the idea? I think you have what it takes to take charge and be the leader here. Maybe you could ask your principal for a contact list of students or something, although after ten years I'm sure most people have moved or changed numbers, but he might have some email or something. Actually, I know you've said before you've tried to get in touch with old classmates but had trouble tracking them down, right? That might not work...

Ooh, you know what you could do to get your old classmates' attention? Make a youtube video! I know stupid trolls will make a bunch of fuss over it, but the fact is that your youtube is where everyone knows to look for you. What better way is there to contact people you can't find? Do it, Chris. Make a video demanding that they put in the effort to see this reunion through. Who of your classmates do you think would be best suited? Get them to come under your wing and work on this.

You know, this is making me curious. I don't think you've told me a whole lot about your high school experience. What was your prom like? What was your graduation ceremony like? I remember the commencement speech my class's valedictorian gave at our graduation, it was so funny, but also heartwarming. Did you ride the school bus? What was that like? What kind of classes did you take?

Anyway, about your recording request, Chris, that's kind of creepy, honestly. I don't mean to be harsh but I just want to be truthful. I'd much rather talk to you in person or on the phone, I'm not sure why you prefer a recording.

Hey, what's going on with that trolling forum? Have you started posting there? I know you said something about some troll claimed jenkinsjinkies was you, but he was probably just dicking around because of how popular "jinkies" was getting on their site. What was the email address you used to log in there? You should check it, I'm sure if they wanted to question you on it they would write you. I didn't see any threads talking about you or saying your cover was blown last time I was on the forum, seems like if they didn't believe your disguise they would have talked about it on the forum, considering how big of a deal jinkies was to them. Just check in to the forum and your email.

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{Email|August 22, 2010 - 7:00pm

Chris, don't have a lot of time to talk, driving around Toronto tonight. But I had the idea of sneaking into one of their IRC chatrooms to find out more info about what they're doing, because I didn't believe this [[playstation 3]] thing, but I found out some stuff. I was only in the chatroom for a few minutes pretending to be a troll (my name is "nyycklaj") but I talked to that canine guy, this is the chatlog (the password for the log is "troll"):

http://pastebin.ca/VxvlnDjb

I had to leave because I'm so busy so I don't know if anything else was said but I think I saw quite enough. I know you said you don't want to talk about this, I can't bear to see how they treat you either but you do need to do something. Chris, they've got some foolproof plan. They may be assholes but unfortunately, they plan ahead. I think you'd better deal with this NOW. Get in that inner circle and shut them down.

I feel really bad about them doing this to you, Chris. I want you to just blow up their website and end this once and for all. Because frankly, if we're going to try to start a potential relationship I want your life to be free of this baggage when we do, or else we won't have a chance. I want this to all be behind you when I see you.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 22, 2010 - 9:30pm

Well, the reason I don't or haven't done it myself is because I do not feel confident in putting together such a huge event, and I have NO prior experience or knowledge of setting up a Reunion. Plus, like I said, it was Previously Implied as a Promise in that slideshow. I've been looking forward to it for ten years since; I've been expecting the people who made that promise to put it together themselves. I guess I was expecting too much; the only knowledge I had of how great my Class was, was through my small circle of friends. To list the top of the bunch from my memory...

-[[Kellie Andes]] 
-[[Tiffany Gowen]] 
-Sarah Bevel 
-Brian Smart 
-Miranda Mitchell 
-Molly Quarles 
-Damien Coy

I intend to talk with the Principal to see about the thing, and I am NOT going to make a video for YouTube and risk LURING the damn trolls to set something FAKE and LURE ME into their Trap(s). [[Chris_and_reality|I am smart]] and aware of those S.O.B.s and their treachery and ploys.

I feel a bit too keyed up to recall my H.S. stories, but I promise to tell you in another e-mail or on the day we meet. But I will inform you of the nutshells:

-Graduation was bad. 
-Prom was fun, thanks to Tiffany Gown (I owe her a dance in return for
her generous favor). 
-I could have done a LOT more in High School. 
-I was literally [[Naive]] in the whole [[Dating]] thing. 
-I could have really used a [[Dating Education]] Class alongside the Sex-Ed. 
-Kellie Andes was my High School Sweetheart, but since I left, she got
married and now has three children. I REALLY should have Dated that
girl. DAMN, why was I NOT taught to Date?

And I dream of going BACK to Manchester High as a Returning Honorary Student (or just relive my Junior and/or Seinor Year). Often I wish my family and I had NEVER left [[Chesterfield County]] and moved back to Crappy [[Greene County]] and return to my [[Autism]] Birthplace. I even wish I could afford to move back there myself and start a new life, but I can't. Even with my blessings and [[Monthly_tugboat|items paid for from my own hands]], [[14_Branchland_Court|the house they're all in]], [[Chris%27s_room|its comfort]], and my parents [[Chris_and_English|all remains my anchor keeping me in this one-cow-town with a Wal-Mart and a city which is considered anti-social and hoity-toity and mid to low comfortable to me being nearest.]]

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

Soo many issues.

<nowiki>*shakes head*</nowiki>

I have asked you to call me, but you're on your Pay-As-You-Go Plan, and I felt if you couldn't afford to call me a recording I could play over and over again until I finally met you would be just as good. But if you feel it weird, then I guess I was in error.

Also, I made a new post on the Forum, with the aid of my father, and my own personal touch to make it more believable. <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=80</nowiki>

I wait until I can think, or am instructed, of something else to do against the trolls. But mostly of bigger importance to me is getting together with you, Jacklyn, the High School Reunion, and protecting myself from those damn trolls. I wish I knew where [[Clyde Cash]] lived, so I could plan on going over there myself and beating the shit out of him with the frustrations that have further been built within me since I found that damn [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

I got to take some more breaths and play a game or something to distract myself. But I REALLY wish I can talk with you, Jackie, over the phone, or at least be able to hear you. I guess a fair comparison is an animated cartoon character with a voice actor is about equal to a real person photograph with a memorized spoken phrase. IDK, but I hope I'm making a point with it, because my mind is befuddled right now.

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christain.}}

{{Email|August 22, 2010 - 10:14pm

Hey Chris.

Well, about setting up the reunion, you know, I doubt any of your other classmates have any experience in setting up such a big event, either. How else do you think someone learns how to do it? By trying. Furthermore, the slideshow you mention, well, it sounds like it was just being hopeful that a reunion would take place. I don't think it was a promise to organize the reunion themselves. Think about it, how likely is it that some teenagers in high school would reasonably know that they would be available and able to organize the reunion ten years into the future? Most high schools have ten year reunions, so they were probably just assuming there would be one, it doesn't really make sense to put the burden on them. I mean, we all proclaim things we don't really take seriously sometimes. Like you and [[Sonichu]], right? You've been telling people for months that you're working on that, but you only really say that to keep them quiet, right? It's kind of like that.

What about your graduation was so bad? Mine was really fun. You seem to look back on high school with a lot of regret and resentment, to be honest. It's not healthy to carry all that negativity around. What were those friends of yours like? I remember my group of friends in high school, we were inseparable. We had this one guy named [[Christian_Weston_Chandler|Harry]] who was kind of weird, he just followed us around awkwardly and didn't really say anything, we let him hang around because we wanted to be nice and he didn't seem like anyone else liked him. But other than that we had nothing but great times. Why would you want to go back to high school now though? I mean, I loved my high school experience, but I couldn't stand being back there as I am now because I've changed and grown so much - I'm a completely different person now, I wouldn't be able to tolerate high school now.

As for moving back there, well, Chris, you're a grown adult. You can do it if you actually really want to. I mean, it'll take time to recover from your recent financial problems, but if you discipline yourself and prioritize your spending and your life from now on you will be able to move out on your own before long. I don't really get why you say your parents and your comfortable life are "anchors" keeping you from moving - you seem to have nothing but complaints about your current life situation, so I don't get how it can be "comfortable" at the same time. It's pretty simple Chris, either you want out of it or you don't. (And not to beat a dead horse, but we've talked about your dependency on social security means that nothing you have is really paid by your "own hands". Your "own hands" implies you earn what you get.)

*Sigh* ...I'm kind of saddened by your negativity Chris. I suggest things that you can do to help yourself; but you just shoot them down without trying, and then you still complain about having no solution. You say you're "waiting to be instructed" on what to do about the trolls? Well, I've told you things you can do, but you don't try them. I've told you what you can do about the reunion but you don't try that either. I've told you how you can try to get in touch with your old friends but you just assume it's not worth trying because of troll interference. You know, if you're afraid of false info and traps, I can certainly help you filter out the fake stuff from the real. Just show me whatever responses you get and I'll guide you in how to deal with them, that way you have another perspective so you don't have to worry about traps on your own. Sound good? Because one thing I'm NOT going to do, Chris, is look up your friends and contact them for you. You really need to learn to do things for yourself when you want something done. You're 28 years old, you can't expect everyone to hold your hand all the time. A [[girlfriend]] certainly won't, in case that's what you expected.

But anyway... I'll think about calling you. But I don't really want to talk to someone who has this "pity me" attitude even when I've given you plenty of help to solve your problems. Maybe I just need a good night's sleep to get over this frustration. Write me tomorrow, okay?

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 23, 2010 - 7:14pm

I will look into setting up the Reunion myself. I'll get the list of the C.O.2000 Students Contact List from the Principal, look for volunteers in my congregation to help to put together the committee. And I have your support too. :)

I also apologize for sounding pitiful; I am a lot better than that.

A bit of my friends; Kellie Andes was my H.S. [[Sweetheart]] [[Chris_and_reality|(at least in my opinion)]]. I met her my Sophmore Year in P.E. We also shared a few other classes together, including a Science Class. She was a very nice and smart girl; quite talkative too. I gave her a gift now and then on the occasions, such as Valentines Day and her [[Birthday]]. Without my knowledge, of which I had learned a LOT later, she was going out with some other dude.

Tiffany Gowen was a bit of a tomboy, but she was a good and smart girl too; also tough and sweet. She asked Me to dance at the Seinor Prom (I gave a lame excuse of "Two Left Feet" at first); she whisked me onto the dance floor, and we were having fun. Even a close slow dance; it was nice. I've been looking forward to the Reunion to return the favor.

Sarah Bevel and Brian Smart were the High School Sweethearts I was well-aware of (the ONLY couple I was well-aware of). They both were good people. They, Tiffany and I shared lunchtime together at the same table our Seinor Year.

I had more friends who were very good to me throughout High School as well. Also, I was not all that a Popular Individual, and I was Not Aware of ANY "Popularity Food Chain", and I had no concern of such a stupid hierarchy. I was somewhere in the Middle.

Same thing throughout College; little Popularity, no concern of such; except it was a downhill slope for me that I was only too happy to leave behind.

Grade-Wise From Middle School, I was on Honor Roll ALL THE WAY (made the Dean's List in PVCC too).

My High School Graduation was bad, because of me leaving my friends and NOT receiving ANY Awards for my Talents (I only got a Star Pin for my [[Honor Roll]] Grades), I felt very sad on Graduation Day. Plus it was a rainy, rainy day (it didn't help either). All of my friends were scattered in the alphabetical lineup; my family, the Reverend Shin and his family (of the Korean Church we were going to back then), and the faculty were there; plus some big-wig people who I do not remember their names at all (and I was too crestfallen to pay attention then). The final nail that sealed my sad deal was when they passed out MORE Talent Awards right before handing out Diplomas (still got none myself). Walking up in the single-file line, I got my diploma, but I did not shake anyone's hands, and I cried. After returning to my seat, I excused myself up the center aisle and sought a secluded area for myself (a table in the dining area of the building). It would have gone better if I had my friends around me, instead of two "C"-named strangers, and if I had gotten a BIG Award for my Talents.

On a Flip Side, my [[PVCC]] Graduation went The Complete Opposite; I was happy; I shook a Governer's hand, and I actually threw my cap in the air with the rest of the crowd I was in. This complete 180 was due to the fact that I had Little amount of Acquaintances, and that thanks to some people, PVCC was like a Hell Hole to me, and I was ONLY TOO HAPPY to be Leaving it.

NOT to sound pitiful here, but the dreams I have of going back to my High School life and wanting to go back to Chesterfield Co., they’re all based from my events from the past number of years after moving back; I'd say since about 2003 or 5 (somewhere in between there) the emotional hurts started, ever since my 21st Birthday when ON THAT DAY, I was literally kicked out of the English Class I was taking at PVCC for having scared the male professor beforehand. We were reading “Wednesday's Child", which is a story of a Autistic Girl; I raised my hand and informed him that I was High-Functioning Autistic. Between that surprise, plus past opinions I've expressed in writing in my homework of critiquing other students' essays or stories we were reading and such. There was one I remember from then where the essay had a lot of offensive content, including [[smoking]], and I spoke my mind on how offended I was of it. Plus other details I misunderstood that he was expecting in the assignments.

I have a considerably comfortable life, and I appreciate it all, I do. It's just not having someone to share it with, and me being sometimes yelled at by my father for letting a bunch of our private information get out on the [[internet]] (including such content I was tricked out of or blackmailed into doing by those trolls).

I feel my life would be a lot better with my own girl by my side to share it with, hang out, make love, being together, eventually having children and such.

When my life here is that much better, especially before having the chance to move back to Chesterfield Co., I would feel better being able to stay here... I should probably re-evaluate my life or something, IDK.

I would appreciate it if you did call me (please e-mail me the phone number you'd be calling from beforehand, so I'll know to watch for that, and you won't have to go to voicemail).

I am not a pitiful person, and I do not want you to think of me that way, Sweetheart.

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet, 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|August 23, 2010 - 10:04pm

Hey Chris!

When I said you need help for your reunion, I kind of meant your fellow classmates. I mean, neither your congregation, nor myself went to Manchester High, you and your classmates did.

What awards were you hoping to get at graduation? If your high school was like mine they probably only had one award for every category, they can't give the awards to everyone. It saddens me how, ten years later, you still seem to just be so bitter and unappreciative of your graduation. Can you really think of nothing good about the ceremony, even to this day? I mean, if you had gotten an award, wouldn't the other person who didn't get the award feel bad instead of you? And you really wouldn't shake anyone's hand? My school President and Principle weren't always my favorite people but I sure respected them, and when they put out their hands at my graduation I shook them proudly because they worked very hard to provide an environment where I could get a good education. It seems like if something isn't perfect for you then you just don't accept anything about it at all - just like how you don't want to try any of the solutions I suggest.

But enough of that, let's talk about the reunion some more. As I said, I doubt the principle has contact info for most of your class, because they've all probably moved and changed numbers in the past ten years, and the school would have no reason to keep accurate contact info for people who have already graduated. (Some schools, like mine, throw out their contact info for students after they leave the school, so they have nothing at all.) I know trolls will probably try to give you false positives and lure you into traps if you make a video, but seriously, I think it is the best way for you to get in touch with your old classmates. Like I said, I will help you filter out the false from the true responses - I want to put emphasis on that, because I don't want you to get the impression from my last email that I won't help you at all; I am definitely willing to help you out with this. I just wanted you to take the first step and do it. But once you're underway, we're in it together, okay? Tell you what, why don't you make a prototype video and just send it to me? Not one to release, but I can watch it and give you advice on it, help you with things to say, and such. That way you can make a new video afterwards that's made right. Tell you what, get that to me by Thursday, please. Thursday at 9:00pm.

And don't worry about sounding pitiful for remembering old times sweetie, that's not what I meant. We all love to reminisce about good times in our past, and I want to hear more things about your past, your past has a huge part in making you who you are. When I said you had kind of a "pity me" attitude, what I meant was that you didn't seem to appreciate what you currently do have - and you have a lot more than a lot of people - and that sometimes you seem to want to keep complaining about what you have even when you're offered a solution. That's all I meant by it.

Anyway, how is the trolling forum thing going? I was poking around there today and found this thread where they're talking about your playstation again, take a look: <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=82</nowiki>
As you can see, they have people everywhere, and they obviously are capable of covering their tracks or else they wouldn't be able to stay in place as long as they do; they wouldn't even believe you if you told them they have trolls in their ranks. Deferring to other authorities like me or whoever just doesn't work because they keep on rolling. You've got to start handling things yourself here, Chris, and quickly. If you can get in and smash up the trolls' efforts, they'll be too busy picking up the pieces of their stupid game to even care about the video you release.

Also, there was this weird thread: <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=67</nowiki>
Who is [[Reggie]]? Do you know her?

Well, anyway, get me that prototype video by Thursday so that I can critique it and point out things that might be exploitable by trolls so we can remove them for the final product. Keep a strong heart sweetie, we'll get through this. You just need to take the first step through the door, I'll be waiting to hold your hand on the other side. <3

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{Email|August 23, 2010 - 10:09pm

Oh, before I go to bed, since you missed the deadline originally, let me say I want you to get that picture of my fantasy to me by Friday at 9:00pm, like I asked. That should give you time to get me the prototype video by Thursday and then draw up the picture on Friday. I look forward to seeing it, sweetie! ;)}}

{{EmailReply|August 24, 2010 - 8:23pm

As I type this e-mail, it is being uploaded onto the MegaUploader; you'll likely get the e-mail with the link right before I send this message. I am attaching some photos I thought may be good for the video, including one I actually hold up in this one. I await your valued opinions. :)

I will leave the video uploaded until about 9:00 PM tomorrow, or right after I receive your confirmation of having successfully downloaded the video file.

For the Graduation topic,... counting the blessings... I was able to greet Tiffany for the last time then; the ceremony went without any casualties; my family, Tiffany, and my teacher, Mrs. Johnson, were there to offer condolences and support for me; I got my Bible from the Reverend Shin as a Graduation gift. That's all I can think of. I was hoping for an award for my Talents; either in ART or MATH at least.

I think the Ceremony was Televised, so I wouldn't be surprised if my Faux Paux of an emotional outburst when I got my Diploma was a Highlight on the News that night. Yes, I Really Did Not shake anyone's hand back then. If I had the chance, I would like to see the video, because I didn't have the bird's-eye-view of the event. I feel ashamed of myself for how I acted then; my father recently told me that he was still ashamed of me of what I did then too. He said I disgraced the family. :_(

Principal Koste and Assistant, Mr. Don Skeen, and everyone else at Manchester High were all very good people, and I did, and still do, respect them all. If I could have it to do ALL over again, I WOULD definitely shake their hands.

The Troll Forum; I do not know anyone named Reggie, and I have informed the people of Sony of the Forum, starting from the confession on this page, <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=77</nowiki>.

As for smashing up the Trolls' efforts from the Forum, I have no idea what to say or do; what are you expecting or suggesting that I'd say or do?

Anyway, I await your opinions and thoughts of the "Prototype" Video. And I'm drawing in my head the image for the Circle Bang fantasy. Thank you very much for your valued support.

Stay Safe and Sweet, Sweetheart. :) 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

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[[Category:E-mails]]

Mailbag 3

2010-10-11T02:18:21Z

ChimeraChips: /* Bold new levels of hypocrisy */

__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 3''' is the third collection of [[troll|fan]] mail to be posted on [[CWCipedia]].

[[Chris]] began answering them on 25 [[November 2009]] and, surprisingly, managed to uphold his word to finish them on the 26th. His answers were all very short, implying that he's just too lazy to write complete responses to his adoring [[fanbase]]. Again, the vast majority of the answers are just Chris stroking his own [[Chris and his Ego|unfathomably huge ego]]. Highlights include him telling a self-loathing [[homosexual]] to hypnotize himself into straightness, the [[Sex toys|fake boobs]] ''almost'' being adequately explained, and some of Chris's [[pedofork]] tendencies emerging when he talks about reducing the legal age of consent. His famous hypocrisy made an appearance when he claimed calling someone's fan art "retarded" was constructive criticism, and then proceeded to delete messages that offered him actual constructive criticism.

==Answered==
===In which Chris advises a guy to hook his underage sister up with strangers===
{{Email|From: Mike Pandamus <spandampandamus@yahoo.com>
Hi there, Chris-chan! ^^ My name is Michael Pandamus, I'm seventeen years old, and I am the biggest fan of [[Sonichu]], I swear! GO SONICHU, GO OUT AND ZAP TO THE EXTREEEEEME! But that's not what I'm here to contact you about.

I have a twin sister, Shelley, who is a [[boyfriend-free girl]], and she is sad as can be. Whenever I look at her, I can feel vibes of sadness from her lonesome heart, and it makes me feel sad as can be. I always comfort her and tell you "Shelley, someday your sweetheart will come for you, [[Cwc dare|dare to keep all your love alive, it's leading you on to victory]]," but Shelley has fallen into despair by now. She longs for a boyfriend, and what am I to do? T^T

I need advice from you, Chris-chan. Please tell me what I should tell (or do for) my sister so that her [[heart level]] can be recovered and rise hopefully to 100%. Thank you!

Truely and Honestly Yours,
Mike}}
{{EmailReply|I suggest introducing your sister to some boys close to her age (UNDER 18 if she is under 18 herself; otherwise, 18 and Up if she is Over 18). After introduction, make certain there is a comfortable vibe between her and him after introduction, then excuse yourself from their conversation. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===House for sale===
{{Email|From: muslim girl <muslimgirl878@gmail.com>
http://thechandlerhome.110mb.com/

I found your page on a [[Virginia]] real estate ad site, so are you interested in selling? If so, please contact me back as soon as you can.}}
{{EmailReply|No, that was put together by a [[Trolls|Troll]]; It is a FALSE AD.}}

===Future of the franchise, Star Trek, and favorite foods===
{{Email|From: Crystle Lumpie <crystlelumpie@live.com>
First off, how long do you see yourself working with Sonichu? Once it becomes more mainstream and more people become involved with it, will you give the franchise to other people? Or will this be a life-long thing?

Is there any chance of a graphic novel coming soon? Maybe you'll compound the current volumes into one graphic novel to make it easier for people to access them? I think that would be a good idea.

What is with the captains log I see on your site now? Is that a reference to Star Trek?

And lastly, what's your favorite food? I'm looking to change some of my diet and I'd like your advice, if you don't mind.

Love,

Crystle Lampitt}}
{{EmailReply|Most likely lifelong, with appropriate giving of franchise to my children. Maybe. Yes and No; it's more of a [[CWC Blog|Blog]]. Mac and Cheese. Thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises===
{{Email|From: Tessandra Callahan <kare.bear.stare@hotmail.com>
oh hai chris

its rilly rilly cool u r taking time out of ur busy day to answer questions for the fanbase. id like to thank u personaly for doing that!!! my favorate charcater is [[simonla]] rosechu. chris ur so creative for thinking her up an i want to see lots more of her.

i have so many questions for chris but ill keep it down to a few just so i wont waste ur time.

1. where did u get the idea to show ur high school ring to show that ur being honest?

2. whats with the [[Plush Breasts|pair of boobs]] that r in ur newest videos?

3. if u had the power to change the law, what do u think would be a fair age of consent in america?

4. my friends older brother dropped out of school at 16 and sat around for a few years and got rejected from art school becos they feel he was not good enough. hes a pretty good painter tho... hes been thinking of getting into politics. his ideas are kinda extreme but hes good at giving speeches and stuff. do you have any advice for him, as mayor of cwcville?

byee
tessandra

pic related ;)}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you. WHO ELSE owns the same class ring with the same finger size, engravings and such? That is a pillow I bought from a Spencers. It's okay where it is, but yeah, if changable, Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a "Sweet" age. My advice is to be honest, make promises that HE Knows that he CAN and WOULD keep, and do his best in the campaign. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Marry me, Rosechu===
{{Email|From: Nick Manchester <questil@live.com>

Dear Christian,

My name is Nick and I've been an avid reader of Sonichu for years now. Today I think I have found the courage to admit something to you and the world. I have a crush on [[Rosechu]]!

Having said that, I would like you to know that it SHATTERED MY HEART to see that she was married. I know, I know, Rosechu is a comic book character but now I have trouble imagining my swooping in to save her! Is there a chance that Sonichu and Rosechu will get a divorce? Is divorce legal in Cwcville?

I was wondering if there are going to be any new bad guys in the comic too, and if you will be returning to stop them!

Your fan,

Nick}}
{{EmailReply|Wow, "coming out of left-field there." The will never get a divorce. New Bad Guys, yes; my returns, Less Often; I'll be more of a Cameo-Appearing type beyond book 10. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris is still allegedly straight===
{{Email|From: Namiko Izuta <namiko.izuta@gmail.com>
Mr. Chandler,

I am a single woman, 25 years old, writing in to commend you on your comic, "Sonichu". I greatly enjoy it, and it has changed my life for the better. My favourite character is Simonla, because she reminds me of an anime I also enjoy. My dream is to see her get a bigger role in the comic, as an assertive "action girl" instead of the passive character she currently is. However, I understand if you do not want to write such a thing — after all, the star of Sonichu is Mr. Chandler.

I would also like to ask about a controversy in the Sonichu fandom. Some persons in the bad parts of the fandom have raised doubts about your sexuality. Now, please do not get angry — I know that you are straight, and I know that you are a good person. However, these people have said that you might be neither straight nor [[gay]] — that is, they say Mr. Chandler might have no sexual attraction to men, and not to women either. This is known as "asexuality" (please consult [[Wikipedia]] for further information on asexuality). I would like to have an official statement on what Mr. Chandler thinks about asexuality, to clear up this controversy. Again, I am not doubting that you are attracted to women.

Lastly: If you need help with your love quest, please send me a mail. I know what a woman wants. (I'm not available, though. I would like to stay single for the time being.)

Best regards,
Namiko Izuta

P.S. I have noticed that you have stated [[Asperger syndrome]] to be "nothing like [[autism]]". There are actually many similarities. Perhaps you are thinking of Alzheimer's disease, an entirely different disorder that causes memory loss? I'm sorry, I know this subject is confusing. Please do not take it personally.}}
{{EmailReply|I am attracted to Women. I will keep that in mind, thank you. No comment to the "P.S." --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris gives someone permission to make characters for him to steal===
[[Image:SkeletaRosechu.jpg|thumb|Awww, she's so cute when she's [[Vamprosa|undead!]]]]
{{quoteboxred|From: [[User:Shiny|Abejita Cortez]] <abejitacortez@gmail.com>

Hi Chris. I was wondering, are there any GHOST or POISON Pokemon type [[Sonichus]] or [[Rosechus]]? It would be cool if you could include those types in the future. I made my own, Skeleta Rosechu. She is ghost/poison type and is very skinny and she is undead. I hope you like this pic of her!

~ Abejita}}
{{EmailReply|That is good; I give you permission to submit a similar Sonichu; I may use them in a later zombie-esque scenario. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Art questions===
{{Email|From: r a <parkerlewisferrisbueller@gmail.com>
Hey, CWC! I just got a few questions for you...

1. Do you use Photoshop? If so, do you use the recent CS4 version?

2. As a fellow artist, you probably know just how important it is to
do drawings from life (especially figure drawing!). How much time a
day do you spend sketching from life?

3. Do you have a sketchbook to draw in? If so, can we see it?

4. Do you have any ideas for other comics/stories?

5. Have you ever been on tvtropes.org?

Thank you!}}
{{EmailReply|Yes then No; I use a past version. I am not sure. Not really a Sketchbook, but I do have the book of my past drawings and the like. Yes. No. Thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===From Russia with love===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Preved|Preved Medvedev]] <medved.1983@mail.ru>
Hello, Christian!

My name is Preved Medvedev, I live in Moscow, Russia.
I've been following the exciting adventures of Sonichu and his friends for quite
a long time, from 2005 I think, and consider myself your true fan.
Maybe your first Russian fan ever!

I'd be very glad if you found time to answer my questions:

1. I've been always fascinated with the characters you create. You depict their
personalities so vividly, I can always relate to them. That's what defines a
true artist's work, in my opinion! My question is about the villains in your
comics. They are always so vile, so evil and repulsive, you can't help but hate
and detest them. :)What I want to ask you is - how do come with the names for
your villains? Especially [[Count Graduon]], [[Merried Seinor Comic]], [[Turdijerk]] - all
these names sound so bizarre, and yet creative! Could you please tell the story
about how you created each of those names? I'd like to read such an insight into
your uniquely creative mind!

2. What do you think about Russia and Russians in general? Would you like to
visit someday? Lol :)

I'd also like to add that I'm very, very glad that the new update schedule
hasn't lowered the high quality of your art!
Please keep up the good work!

Your true Russian fan,
Preved.

P.S.: I also got my younger sister [[Wikipedia:Loituma Girl|Ieva]] into your comics recently.
She's 19, and has a fun and caring personality.
Your comics helped her overcome her insecurities, and cope with all the stress
she gets in college.
Big thanks and hugs from her too! :)}}
{{EmailReply|The names just come to me, though some were related to the few [[Parody|people from real life they are similar to]]. In my opinion, it is okay, and if I can, I would like to visit Russia. Thank You. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris forgets why Barb objects to him immortalizing his failures in comics===
{{Email|From: Michael Mayer <thorinair21@yahoo.com>
Hey Chris, how are you? Just wanted to send you this message to say how great the comics are so far. It's great that your adding some new pages, we were waiting for so long! But the wait was worth it, and I see that the comics are as good as ever. Just wanted to ask, what happened to the sub-episodes? Those were the best part of the comic. Anyway, I'll write some more later, and send some fan art.

Your Fan,

Timothy

PS I had a suggestion. You should make a comic that looks into the future of the characters, to see what life will be like for them maybe 20 years later.}}
{{EmailReply|I stopped drawing those because I made a promise to my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] that I would, but I forget why she was offended by them. I will take your suggestion into consideration, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Beating your kids shows you care===
[[Image:CWCforprez2012.jpg|thumb|[[BILLY MAYS|There is no elections.]]]]
{{quoteboxred|From: Christopher B. Matthews <dangerbear@mail.com>

Hello Mr. Chandler, I am a 20-years-young boy from Canada and I love Sonichu and Rosechu TO THE EXTREME LOL. When I grow up, I want to be a successful comic artist just like you! My mother says she will kick me out of our house if I don't find a job by the end of the year, but finding a job is too stressful, and I want to practice my drawing! She says I'm lazy and sometimes beats me. What should I do? Sincerely, Christopher B. Matthews

P.S.: Attached is a picture I drew on my computer. What do you think?}}
{{EmailReply|Your mother is caring about you, granted it is of forceful nature. Likely, she will not kick you out, but it wouldn't hurt to fill out job applications online. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Hypnotize away the gay===
{{Email|From: Richard Ferguson <richarferguson83@gmail.com>
Hello Chirstan Weston Chandler.

My name is Richard Paul Ferguson, and I have a serious problem. I am a homo. I have tried to STAY STRAIGHT, but all my attempts have failed. I am considering changing my name to [[Wikipedia:Fergie_(singer)|Stacy Ann Ferguson]] and getting a sex change. I have been a fan of yours for years and don't know who else to ask, so what do you you think I should do, Chris?

Sincerely,
Richard "Stacy" Ferguson}}
{{EmailReply|Although the gender change would be my "rather-to-do" over becoming a homo, but in your case, I would suggest looking at women more, fantasize yourself with their breasts and pussys; do this continuously. Hypnotize yourself; every time you have a homo thought, you will feel like you are being shocked by lightning and that it really hurts. And every time you fantasize women, breasts and pussy, you will feel calm, relaxed and good. But DO NOT hurt yourself physically for real; that would be really bad. In other words, you would be reprogramming your brain. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris lies about how he feels about homos===
{{Email|From: Jonathon Rogan <greenindirt@gmail.com>
Hello Chris, first off I must say that I love your comics, if I did not I would not care enough to ask you this:

When I first saw your comics I showed them to some of the people on the online forums that I go to that love webcomics. Now, they all said that while the drawing and the comics themselves are wonderful that there is something wrong. They claimed (probably lies) that you hated homosexuals. I went to your website where you claimed that you had no problems about homosexuals and only disliked those prideful about it (I hate the gay pride parades as well). Soon however I saw a recent response from you about some fanmail where you talked about an upcoming comic SPOILER ALERT where you have to create a vaccine for homosexuality.

As an unprideful homosexual myself, I found this post by you as being incredibly hateful towards the homosexual community as a whole and entirely out of line from where you claimed you had no problem with homosexuals who kept it to themselves.

I am incredibly hurt by your comments and would like to see you try and justify them. I have also noticed you have been erasing messages from other homosexuals and if I don't see a response to this one, I will tell anyone else who would listen to me about it.

-Homer Thiessen }}
{{EmailReply|Personally, I feel detest to the homosexual lifestyle; I feel cool with being acquainted and only friends with them; I would feel VERY offended when someone even inklings a coerce of me in their direction. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===More fanart===
[[Image:MeccasSonichu.jpg|thumb|COPYRIGHT MECCA SHADILY DO NOT STEAL]]
{{Email|From: Mecca Shadily <meccashadily@yahoo.com>

this is some fanart i drew

i hope you like it!}}
{{EmailReply| It is good, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris the fast worker===
{{Email|From: Leslie Triballo <lesliepony@yahoo.com>
Hi sweetie ;)

I'm a fairly new fan of the comic but got caught up very quickly on your CWCipedia...thanks in advance for answering my question! I just want to say you're obviously very talented; I don't know what's up with all those dang trolls that bother you, but they need to grow up!

Anyway, I read in the Comics Journal that Tracy Yardley of the Sonic the Hedgehog comic can draw an issue in 2 weeks, but once drew an entire issue in 3 days! Said he just got in the sonic groove and finished in no time! What's the quickest you've ever finished a Sonichu comic book?

Thanks! ---{--@
Leslie}}
{{EmailReply|I think 2 weeks, but don't quote me on that. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===En Español===
{{Email|From: Luz Paz <luz_paz@hotmail.es>
Me llamo Luciana "Luz" Paz, nosotras somos un grupo de fans que le gusta sus obras de arte que usted hacer señor [[Ricardo]].
Pero por mala suerte, nosotras no estudiamos ingles haciendo que tengamos que usar el traductor de google para poder entender ese complicado idioma, asi que le queríamos preguntar si usted podría hacer su comic con idioma Dual (Ingles/Español) para que todas sus fans habla hispanas podamos leer sin tener que hacer tanto trabajo por burbuja de texto, ya que vos sos totalmente una de los mejores estadounidenses que habla en nuestro idioma (Casi no se nota). Muchas gracias Señor Ricardo Weston Chandler

Con mucho cariño y gracias por escucharnos, Grupo MxS.

Mexico por Sonichu.}}
{{EmailReply|Muchas Gracias para tu suporta. Yo voy a pensar de escribir un translaction de las paginas cerca de estas paginas. Es un poquito deficil, pero eso es posible. Buenos Dias, vosotros. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===The littlest troll===
[[Image:ReneesSonichu.jpg|thumb|Sonichu needs braces.]]
{{Email|From: Renee Trager <rtrager006@gmail.com>

My wife and I really love reading your comic to our daughter Cristal! She's just crazy about Sonichu and his pals!

We think it does a great job of teaching her good values like respecting people despite their beliefs and to be accepting and kind to everyone. Our little girl's one less person out on the 'kick the autistic' field and I'm sure there will be others to stand on the sidelines with her thanks to your wonderful comic.

God bless you, Sonichu.

PS our Cristal drew a picture especially for you. (actually she drew two but we couldn't get the scanner to pick the other one up well so she made you one in paint. Next time though!)

Keep up the great work!}}
{{EmailReply|It is very nice, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Unlicensed merch===
{{Email|From: Ellīnikī́ Ellīnikī́ <ellinikihellas@gmail.com>
Hi Christian!
My name is Ellada Hellas and I am big fan of your sonichu comic.
My family and I live in Greece, and sonichu is really big thing in here. My father makes living selling sonichu merchandise to tourists, and after I saw you got officially registered copyrights for sonichu I have tried to make him stop this illegal activity. But my father suffers from bad case of Alzheimer disease which makes him forget my words, and go back to sell illegal sonichu merchandise.

We are a poor family as we make only approx. 67 000 USD on yearly basis. So I want to know, Is there any way to prevent your lawyers from suing our family?}}
{{EmailReply|It is okay, as I have just stated in my latest blog, as long as he does not sell bootleg books or DVDs, he has my permission. Thank you for your concern, and stay safe. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===SONICHU IS AMERICA===
[[Image:SonichuGothic.jpg|thumb|Grant Wood is rofling in his grave.]]
{{quoteboxred|From:

PLEASE FIND ENCLOSED MY VISION OF AMERICAN ART, A COMBINATION OF "THE OLD" AND "THE NEW" (REPRESENTED BY SONICHU AND ROSCHU).

I AM FROM THE EASTERN EUROPE AND AM LIVING IN DEEPEST LONDON

THE SPIRIT OF AMERICAN ART THAT YOU PROVIDE IN THE FORM OF THE OUTSIDER "ANTI-HERO" SONICHU MAKES ME WEEP FOR THE SOUL OF MANKIND

SONICUH IN A WAY SYMBOLISES AMERICA. MY QUESTION TO YOU IS IF THAT WAS DIELIBERATE? DID YOU SET OUT TO MAKE SONICHU APPEAR LIKE A SYMBOL FOR ALL AMERICA? BECUASE HE IS.

WHEN WILL BLACK SONICHU?

PEACE OUT}}
{{EmailReply|Sonichu is not necessarily a symbol of America, but he, and all the Electric-Hedgehogs are Patriotic to the United States. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Bold new levels of hypocrisy===
[[Image:FavorDaStraights.jpg|thumb|The image in question: Better than anything Chris has ever done.]]
{{Email|From: Redmond Marbury <regexis@gmail.com>
Hi Chris,

This is Red, [[Mailbag 2#In which Chris insults someone who drew a picture for him|the guy who you said drew a "retarded" picture of Sonichu]]. I've gotta say, man. I'm a little hurt and insulted. I put a lot of work into that picture, because I wanted to make my hero happy and proud of my efforts to please him. You've said yourself that constructive criticism is so much better than hurtful words, and yet here you are saying that me and my drawing are "retarded".

You cannot possibly understand the kind of pain and heartbreak and hurt I am feeling at being called "retarded". Do you treat all your fans like this? I can't believe that you would treat a True and Honest fan so hurtfully. What's more, I used your picture of yourself on [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic4P39.jpg page S-13 of Issue 4] as a reference for it. He's talking and making a "point" with his finger. Not retarded.

I'm sorry, I'm just so upset. I wanted to draw you a fan picture 'cause you've given me so much entertainment and happiness, so I wanted to try and do some small amount of the same for you. Then to get it thrown back in my face by a person that I see as such an hero to me, and called "retarded" by him...

It just hurts so much.

Your fan,

-Red.}}
{{EmailReply|I am sorry for hurting you, [[Chris and hypocrisy|but like myself, criticism is offered to better ourselves, so I take it like a man and not cry over the criticisms, no matter how malicious they may be]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===More awful advice===
{{Email|From: Nergo Ted <nergoted@ymail.com>

Hello Chris, I love your sonichu comics I read them all the time I even went as Sonichu for Halloween this year. Any how I'm in 6th grade and all the boys in my class call me gay just because I don't have a girlfriend! But I am STRAIGHT! Seeing how you are my hero, Cristian Weston Chandler and the strightest guy I know how can I convince them that I am NOT a homo?}}
{{EmailReply|Observe some of the other boys in your class on how macho or tough they act; copy and act like that, but DO NOT be totally inconsiderate of others. Also, get some advice on how to better appear straight. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Jewish stereotypes===
[[Image:HarveyBulbastein.jpg|thumb|Still nowhere near the level of racism Chris is capable of.]]
{{quoteboxred|From: breadtiefighter@aim.com

Dear Christian Weston Chandler,

Shalom! Let me first congratulate you on working on Sonichu for almost ten years now. Many schmucks would have given up by now but you've kept with it, so congratulations, and Mazel Tof!

However, I do have a complaint. When I am reading the Sonichu comics, I find myself wondering, "Where's the diversity?" All of the characters, personality-wise, seem the same, and a lot of the characters seem to be just Sonic only colored differently (for example, Sonichu is a yellow Sonic, Rosechu is a pink girl Sonic, [[Bionic]] is an orange Sonic, [[Wild]] is a green Sonic, and so forth). Additionally, being a Jewish man myself, I find I have problems relating with this comic because there are no Jewish characters.

But instead of just kvetshing, I said to myself "Harold, I know you can make yourself a Jewish Sonichu character for the Christian Weston Chandler Sonichu comic book pages" and so I did it. I hope you appreciate this little piece of fanart I put together using MS Paint (I myself am not the artist you are) and you are free to use the fan character I have made to diversify and jew up your Sonichu books.

Sincerely,

Harold Goldstein}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you, Harold, for your suggestion of a jewish character to expand a bit in the characters, I will take that into consideration for a future story. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Parent problems===
{{Email|From: Ing. Rogelio Martinez y de la Corra <rogeliomartinezydelacorra@hotmail.com>
Hi Chris,

Hope you're doing well! Just wanted to tell you that I'm a devoted fan of your wonderful creations. I have fallen on hard times recently, and I have to say that seeing how you have risen above adversity, always giving 100% effort to your fans is very inspiring.

I'm estranged from my parents due to a situation that has brought a lot of stress into my life. From your comics, I have the sense that you have a very strong bond with your parents, in particular with your mother - can you share some of the things that you do that strengthen your family relationships?

Also, since I will spend Thanksgiving alone, I've been thinking...how about a Sonichu Thanksgiving special? What's a typical Thanksgiving like for you?

Thank you for your time, and looking forward to the upcoming installments! I can't wait to read how your straight blood cures the homo gene! I'm sure that's going to be an epic story for the times!

Your fan,

Roger}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your patronage. I make time for my mother and [[Bob Chandler|father]] and hang out with them for a while in their outtings a few days out of the week, plus I encourage family moments and sharings, like Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas gathering and such. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris admires traits he doesn't have===
{{Email|From: cutesonicfan@aim.com
Ohayou, Christian-Kun! My name is Mitsuki. I am a 19 year old (and single ;) ) girl, I come from Japan, but I am living in Virginia as a foreign exchange student. I enjoy drawing and reading manga. You, are my favorite Gaijin mangaka, Christian-Kun, and I find you super kawaii handsome!! Your art is without doubt as great as the most respected Japanese artists such as Yoshimoto Nata, Gechu and Mariko Mori. My favorite Sonichu character is [[Punchy]]! He is so funny. I have a few questions, if I may.

 1: Do you enjoy the Japanese culture?
 2: Can you include more [[anime]] in your comics?
 3: What type of [[Chris and music|music]] do you like?
 4: How do you handle the [[stress]] of slanderous trolls? I think it is truly honorable how you deal with them.

Domo Arigatou, Chris Chan! <3}}
{{EmailReply|Domo Arigatou, Mitsuki. I appreciate the portions japan culture that promote cleaniness in the home, showing gratitude, and those good and kind gestures. I have watched a good amount of anime, and I will watch for more instances to include anime references; "Excel Saga" is one that inspired a portion of the comics with parodies and the "Intrusive Director". I enjoy all kinds of music, as long as it's not ear-busting loud. I take a deep breath, and I take it one moment at a time. Have a safe and good day, Mitsuki. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Leadership role models===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Manuel Noriega|Manuel Noriega]] <mannynoriega@live.com>

Dear Mr. Chandler,

I am wondering what it takes to be a good leader. Why would you say you are a great leader of the CWCville? I would like to learn from your example.

What do you think of the drugs and whether people should use them? Why do you oppose those horrible drugs?

Finally I would like to ask, are your parents ever going to be in your Sonichu comics? I have heard that you live with your parents and they must be in your life, so they must live in the CWCville. Do you enjoy the company of your parents, and which of your parents do you enjoy the most?

With much love from my home country of Panama,

Manuel Noriega}}
{{EmailReply|I feel like I am a good leader, because I take examples of noble leadership qualities from such memorable leaders, like [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], the U.S. Presidents and others. I detest smoking fully; I am okay with alcohol, yet I discourage other people from taking it; unless the other drugs, be they pill, liquid or dust-like, are Perscribed To You by a Medical Doctor, I would heavily advise AGAINST those. Maybe, maybe not; I enjoy my parents' company; my mother. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Sexy posters===
{{Email|From: Adam <lyph3@me.com>
Chris,
I've been a fan for quite some time, and I am glad you're taking the time to talk to your fans AND do a page a day. You are clearly a very talented individual for being able to do this. Knowing how true, honest, and straight you are, I was hoping you could help me. In the past you mentioned using a Sailor Moon poster to remain straight, and I've recently been having some 'confusing' thoughts pop into my head. Do you think I should purchase a [[Sailor Moon]] poster to help me stay on the straight path?

Keep up the excellent work, I love how Sonichu(c) showed that brown striped impostor his place!

Your fan,
Adam }}
{{EmailReply|That is okay, or ANY poster(s) with a WOMAN on it, especially those in bikinis and/or looking very hot and sexy. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:50, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===The trail of tears===
{{Email|From: Kierrien Aland <kingraven00@hotmail.com>
HI CHRIS!!!!!! I was wondering but because you are one of the last surviving of the respected [[Cherokian]] clan, do you feel it is right that Americans enjoy Turkey every Thanksgiving to celebrate the suffering of your people?

By [[Wikipedia:George Armstrong Custer|George Custer]].}}
{{EmailReply|I do not see Thanksgiving as such, so it is okay. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:50, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris dispenses awesome advice===
[[Image:SonichuReplica.jpg|thumb|Copying something that Chris has copied should open a black hole on the Earth's surface any day now.]]
{{quoteboxred|From: dudecallediaam@aol.com

Hi Christian! So great that you answer to questions from your fans!

I was just wondering, will [[Sonees]] and [[Rosees]] ever grow up? Will they have their own heartsweets?

Also, since you are such a ladies man, could you help me? I'm a single man and I'm wondering how to get a girlfriend. Can you tell me how could I attract girls? Should I wear [[axe]]? Is it okay to touch them right after I meet them?

I'm having a gay problem too. My friend is gay, and I wonder how can I cure him? I try to tell him to stay in straight path, but he never listens.

But anyway, I also drew a fanart for you! Tell me what you think about it :)
- Iaam}}
{{EmailReply|The Sonees and Rosees will grow up and fall in love with their own respective heartsweets. Talk to the women, be polite and honest, deoderant is good, ASK HER TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU. [[Megan Schroeder|Wait until they give you their subtle or obvious signs it's okay to touch them]]. Try an intervention on the guy, and if he is still being stubborn, then let him go. The fanart is good, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:50, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Great minds think alike===
[[Image:StaticNotSonichu.jpg|thumb|Static The Pikachu. Honestly, I don't see the resemblance.]]
{{quoteboxred|From: statxfan89@aim.com

Dear Chris-chan,

I just discovered Sonichu a few days ago, and I've got to say, I'm a little disappointed to see you've completely ripped off Static the Pikachu (found at http://statx015.deviantart.com/gallery/#Static-the-Pikachu). ; Sonichu is a poor man's Static, too. The comic, quite frankly, looks like it's drawn by a retard using Crayola markers, and the writing is no better. Sonichu, unlike Static, has no personality. He's just the same as all the other characters, and has a personality as deep as kiddie pool.

And now I read you've gone and lied to the government, claiming you've invented Sonichu? What a load. It's bigshots like you who steal from the little guy and screw him over by defrauding the government, abusing the laws for their own gain (like people who collect welfare when they could just go get a job and serve a function to the society outside being a leech) who really get to me.

I suppose you can just ignore this letter, delete this comments, but ignoring it and ignoring me won't make me or my ideas just disappear. We'll reveal you for the fake you are, "Christian" (that's not even your God given name! Your real name was Christopher until you stole Christian from the Conductor Bear!).

You're a phony! Your a big fat phony!

Sincerely,

Mark, from Missouri}}

===More Asperger's syndrome===
{{quoteboxred|From: almighty truth <zenthetruth@gmail.com>

Dear Christian Weston Chandler,

My name is Zechariah Edwardo Nillson, I am a HUGE fan of sonichu. I am also a sufferer of Aspergers, I like you comics because I find your struggles in life similar to mine and can relate to them.

So I was wondering why does it "grind your gears" to have high functioning autism and aspergers compared? They are infat very similar, if you go to the following site, http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/high-functioning-autism they directly cmpare the two and state that they are very similar.

To qoute the page:

"High-functioning autism is at one end of the ASD spectrum. Signs and symptoms are less severe than with other forms of autism. In fact, a person with high-functioning autism usually has average or above average intelligence. The differences from other forms of autism have led many psychiatrists to consider high-functioning autism as similar to or the same as Asperger's syndrome.

Whether it's labeled high-functioning autism or Asperger's syndrome, coping with this condition presents daily challenges -- for those who have it and for their family and friends."

Im very glad that you are making comics so regularly and I hope that youl please rethink your stance on Aspergers syndrome.

Peace.}}

===Censoring accusations of censorship===
{{quoteboxred|From: Thorgnzorrg Jenkins <thorgnzorrg@hotmail.com>

Yes Christian, you are ignoring the questions and comments in your "Rejected Mailbag". By not responding to them, you're ignoring them. It doesn't matter whether or not you would "care to respond to them". For someone who loves to dish out homophobia, racism, and religious bigotry you seem to have a hard time taking the heat when somone questions it. Do you know what that makes you? A coward. You're nothing but a naive, arrogant, selfish coward, and you wonder why you have such bad luck with women? Cowardice isn't a respectable trait, women don't find it attractive. People like you make me sick. I can't believe I spent so much time reading your comics when they were nothing more than venues to express your hatred and bigotry.
Good day, coward.}}

===Chris still sucks===
{{quoteboxred|From: Mark Reynolds <marsaray@gmail.com>

Is there any way you would let anyone help you not to be a pathetic loser? I want to help you out. If you ever finally decide to actually live life and not be stuck as you are let me know.}}

{{Mailbag}}