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Women Only Need Apply - No STD's

2021-03-25T13:13:54Z

Chris Chan's Chris Fan:

{{Honest}}
'''Women Only Need Apply - No STD's''' is a leaked video posted by the resurrected [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|CWCvilleLibrary]]. The video itself is mercifully only 2 minutes long and entails Chris offering [[Hanky-Panky|sex]] to women of [[homos|any]] orientation (except transsexual women [[Chris and Hypocrisy|of course]]) for ludicrous fees. Chris quotes $50 for ''cuddling'', and goes on to say that $100 will, rather more reasonably, get the customer "just about anything" besides anal, which he doesn't do. Chris gives his prostitute name as "Stephanie Bustcakes," and left a new e-mail at the end of the video: "stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com".

The YouTube channel where the video likely originated is [https://gaming.youtube.com/channel/UCjT-fFsATb-5AccxRmvBpcA here]. The channel was created on 19 June 2016, meaning that Chris decided to become a prostitute on [[Bob Chandler|Father's Day]].

The original upload appeared to be stretched from its original 9:16 aspect ratio (which any 16:9 phone uses when recording in vertical mode) to 4:3, giving the video a distorted, stretched look. It was deleted from YouTube.

[[File:CWCStephanie Bustcakes.jpeg|thumb|200px|Artist's depiction of the alter ego]]

A corrected version of the video can be seen below, while the original version can be found [http://web.archive.org/web/20160715014753/https://my.mixtape.moe/ydxcku.mp4 here].

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Stephanie Bustcakes
| video = {{#ev:archiveorg|youtube-tNYvG-nf3dc}}
| stardate = 22 [[June 2016]] (leaked date)
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt = {{TurquoiseTankTop|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2]]
| next = [[Announcement 06292016]]
}}
{{quote|For a hundred dollars, you can do pretty much any- pretty much near anything.}}

==Description==
{{quotebox| This is the CWCville Library - Christino, solicits for money. $50 gets you cuddles and $100 gets you pretty much anything else, Cradles his new Wiffuu as he obviously thought shaving this morning might be an a bit inconvenient. Video smuggled out by the CWC secret police (CWCSP) from unclassified sources - honest}}

==Transcript==

[''Chris speaks in an attempted seductive voice, upside down on his bed''] Hello ladies. How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh? [''wriggles around''] With these breasts. [''squeezes his mantits together''] And the thing that I was wrongfully born with [[Duck|down there]]. [''slaps his duck''] Good quality time, we could have it one way... or the lesbian way. So, for fifty dollars we could do a cuddle, and for a hundred dollars, [''winks''] you can do pretty much any- pretty much near anything. I don't do anal though! [''facial expression turns serious, creepily stares at the camera in silence''] I don't do anal... but will do anything else. We can even rock with [[Sex toys|toys]].

[''jump cut''] And I have... lots of hidden potential. So send an e-mail, [''grabs body pillow''] I'll give you a response. Tell me one little lovely, sexy evening... [''winks again''] with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes. Advice to the e-mail only, nobody with STDs, and only women of any orientation need apply. Well, straight lesbian and bi. All y'all got b- all y'all got the pussy! I'm very happy to work... [''flips over, slaps backside, and says something unintelligible''] and maybe show off my booty! [''rolls over again and rubs ass''] That booty look good enough for ya? [''silently wriggles his ass around''] So, respond now. [''winks and turns off camera'']

'''Text at the end of the video:'''

{{quotebox|Women Only need respond. Straight, Lesbian or Bisexual.

If you [[Tobacky|smoke]], please put it out and air freshen the room prior to my arrival.

No STDs.

In-Area Only (Charlottesville, VA or local).

Email to stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com for details and arrangments.}}

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Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams

2021-03-25T13:07:35Z

Chris Chan's Chris Fan:

Between 10 [[April 2020|April]] and 30 [[October 2020]], Chris '''livestreamed himself reacting''' to the multi-part episode "Red vs Blue" of ''Analysis Anarchy'', an animated series by [[DRWolf]] and the [[TF2 Analysts]] using ''Team Fortress 2'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]''-themed characters. Chris watched each video shortly after each one released, meaning that the long period of time that it took to watch the entire series can't be chalked up to Chris's usual laziness.

[[File:Red Vs Blue Insane.png|thumb|400px|Chris's usual, erm..."reactions"]]

Chris opted to simply point the camera at himself, lacking the [[Chris and cameras|video editing]] experience to set up a side-by-side video, and made cartoonish faces overreacting to scenes. Chris's livestreams would usually begin 10-20 minutes before the premiers of the Analysis Anarchy episodes, and to fill that time, he ranted and babbled about everything from technology problems to [[Spirit possession|being Sonichu]]. In order to 'prove' that he had seen the videos in other timelines prior to their releases (this fractured timeline visibility a component to the [[Dimensional Merge]]), Chris would often mumble lines of dialogue as soon as they were said. These were attempts to appear like he was quoting characters matching perfectly in time with the episodes, and truly had seen them before, having knowledge of the show's events before they happened. Instead, what resulted was a disjointed zombie-like state and the least entertaining reactions of all time. Chris asked for donations and livestreamed all six parts, which now exist as videos on [[YouTube|CwcvilleGuardian]].

He promoted the livestream by announcing via Twitter:

{{quotebox|On a different topic, I Will, however, be personally doing a Live Reation Video today, and once every few weeks for the Six-Part Episode of #TF2AnalysisAnarchy. I had seen part one at @BronyCon of ‘19, but that was Months ago. So, it’ll be like going in anew, but mildly familiar.

It will be a Streaming Video, so Donations of multiple Dollars during in Super Chat would be appreciated (reminder: I can’t read the responses or chat while recording). Tune in less than a couple of hours from now.}}

A fan called him out for requesting donations during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, to which Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|Did I say it was Mandatory? I could spout back at you for spouting hatred at me when you, yourself, supposedly demote and oppose hatred and bullying. I do not care for such negative Trolling.}}

The streams were received incredibly negatively - even by Chris's standards - as hardly anyone following him has any legitimate interest in My Little Pony, let alone an obscure fan-made offshoot. Chris rarely interacted with the disgruntled chat, disregarding enabler-and-ween-sponsored superchats as well. Chat itself frequently spammed questions about Barb, declaring her dead or murdered, or demanding Chris get her on stream. "FEET REVEAL OR BUST" was another commonly posted comment. Viewer numbers would decline as soon as the Analysis Anarchy premiers began.

==Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1==
Ironically, his first stream was deemed to be for children by [[YouTube]], thus locking his superchat and in turn him from donations. This is the only video in the series where he doesn't pretend to be possessed by Sonichu.
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| stardate = 10 [[April 2020]]
| subject =
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
| saga =
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| previous = [[Sonic Rebuilt]]
| next = [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight]]
}}

===Description===
You can watch the RvB video on [[DrWolf]]’s channel at https://youtu.be/5EIGUm_LAtw

===Transcript===
[''hops onto his bed and sighs; his voice is obscured by fans or some furnace running loudly in the background''] Hey everybody, this is...Chris-Chan Sonichu, comin' to you live from home, in a little bit we will be streaming a lo-lovely video! This is a reaction video to...''Red vs. Blue'', part 1. So, hope you all are as esited as I am to...be checkin' this out, if you...now--I wan--and if you're...obviously...vide--I don't have video, uh--video opportunity or options right now. [''long awkward pause; his last sentence is repeated briefly on his computer''] So, yeah. Workin' on...details and...stuff. Ah, pfft. I don't really...see the channel on this thing.....oh, I get a sound. [''speaks intelligibly and talks in Spanish, then another pause''] Where's the option for...? "More options"...comments [?].....you're not givin' me an option! Ah, dammit. Ah, well anyway, uh, essentially, I guess, regardless of comments, but, if y'all wanna watch this video at a later time after its premiere, which will be in a coupla minutes...y'all can do that on your own accord, but I'll tell you that you're just gonna see me.....and I have Rosee right here-Rosee Rosechu right here sittin' next to me... [''smiles and points to the left as if he were in an '80s sitcom opening''] oh, and Magi-Chan's sittin' right here. Hey, man! Hey, Heavy[?]. Aight, so anyway, I'm gonna be watchin' this video, so...I do this also in response to...Dr. Wolf's earlier video where, he wanted reactions to it, so...this'll be the first one I do this se-series sev-6.

[''pauses and does something with camera''] I just...put a...little commentary in the chat here.........so yeah, anyway, beginning shortly, Analysis Anarchy, Red vs. Blue Part 1. Ah, and you know what, I'll take my [[glasses]] off so you can actually see my reactions. 'Cause I don't know how well they'd do with the glasses reflecting light in my eyes. [?] so it's not getting in mah way...very shortly, [''does a fake fanfare''] So yeah, not reading your...commentary or anythi--if--if--am not able to enable that at this point, so...oh well, it is what it is. Y'all gettin' to see live reactions! Note that I have previously seen this...at BronyCon, ''months ago'', so I pretty much forgot--'''HEY! I'M RECORDING!''' Not right now, [[Barbara]]! [''stress sigh''] Sorry, I don't like being interrupted, especially since [''breaks into falsetto''] this is the beginning! This is FUN! Uh, live video STREAM! Yee! Ah, here's the thing! [''the YouTube premiere countdown music plays''] Okay. Alright, two minute now...two minutes. Agh. [''fiddles with the camera and wipes his brow''] At least the music is always nice when you...[?]

{{Transcript}}

==TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video==
{{SonichuPossession}}

Starting his act of pretending to be [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]], Chris brings an imaginary [[Rosechu_(character)|Rosechu]] along to watch.
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| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
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| previous = [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight]]
| next =
[[Red_vs_Blue_Reaction_Livestreams#Watching_TF2_Analysis_Anarchy_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_3|Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3]]
}}

===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}

Ah hey everybody there's a site you live
coming from this house once again and
today we're doing a live stream of
analysis anarchy part two my live
reactions to the video yeah just kind of
like you're doing some [unintelligible] yeah so
make sure everything's set up is my
first time using the laptop. First time
using the laptop for our streaming at
this point.
Um so try so I don't know how to do
screen on screen in this thing but at
least I'm able to see the video still
and y'all should be able to hear it loud
enough
[Music]
yeah anyways so yeah I'm doing exclaiming
I'm just like a finger it's time to kill
something allow me for the option of us
application hmm
they don't not don't know how this thing
works anyway so there's that I did that
just put coming in on me
I'm dr. wolf strain so now I wait for
the video the 81 minutes
no just something on the phone I'm topic
dead I know I mean but yeah by being
early bird type of individual and I
don't know that's new to me this video
using a laptop for this I'm this is the
first time using this laptop for this
type of thing but at least the camera
does work microphone works she's
upstairs Barbara is upstairs okay
kill time just flow into comments
yeah well you're too loud
she's upstairs alright stop asking about
Barbara this is a reaction video for tf2
Mouse's anarchie red versus blue part 2
and we starting very shortly at least I
have a little time to do this alright
yeah Thank You
vanderrocks Oh point our super chat
thank you
at least well there you go that's the
first time this body gets to see some of
your comments so yeah last month when we
were when I reacted while watching part
1 it allows me last month
it's aren't you yeah yeah we like to
psych movie it's really good
almost time it's progress the merge
continues to be in progress
everything is happening only fast my
dear - I guess at least yeah I'm back on
the tf2 window so no longer reading your
comments sorry hey Lise y'all get to get
the pleasure - they seem to the
perspective of the laptop camera this
time
[Music]
eight seven six five four three two one
Sheldon honey
[Music]
so earbuds won't fit seriously
technology is so bigoted sometimes DSi
and they had cable and penis I'm sorry
you want to repeat that nothing nothing
creatures repent hey sweetie are you
sure it's a good idea to bring me along
I mean I been with you guys for that
long and we really haven't any boys my
cookies hunters reunion
Oh will eggs ninja I want in here the
professional atmosphere the sneak on
have fun and you'll be fine
[Music]
greetings you good sir thanks for your
request I have gathered our greatest
mercenaries and we stand ready to
fulfill the most dangerous missions and
open up vocations how many we be of
service today gracious employer you know
I'm surprised but this is just perfect
casting focus please so how can we help
you today mr. um please just call me
blue man red man will do just fine here
for this one I triple dog I was just
offering you a biscuit
yeah I may be an idiot but I'm not
stupid
this guy works for the company that
makes all those stupid robots if little
toys trying to kill all of us what that
was him are you certain mr. Boies 100%
or my name is
snuffleupagus manga some extent this my
company does manufacture those robots we
didn't use to but one of our lower
managers the director made a non
unintentional joint operation with a
competing company that actually made the
robots we didn't really have a saying
what he was using the robots for so we
kinda overlooked it but rest assured we
open bug on this little operation
so even bother you lot anymore it seems
to be time the truth Jasper so I think
Boston now so put the gun away from now
[Music]
wait a minute you there from the suit
the suit yes Billy what's dr. Cobb well
since you want we're the only ones
available I expect nothing but the best
from you I have a very difficult mission
in mind and honestly if you can get
halfway through this one in one piece
I'm certain there will be nothing but
with the opposition well thank you your
confidence in us is overwhelming I'm
glad you asked here is retard Josh hi
guys
oh there was an incident I wouldn't
underestimate the power of Disney if I
were you hey don't see there's
advertising I mean somebody's got to pay
for this flop and movie to happen full
details know is it's personal nothing
personnel you a position in bronies
react totally my purview even though I
don't edit the videos what is that is a
good thing is it for you it's a good
thing when they buddies react to
whatever like us we're reacting to this
video right now already
oh yeah does this mean you might
actually kill your teammates this time
[Music]
smirks ela smirks I foresee them going
to get each other this both teams
[Music]
[Applause]
drug is always a NY
[Music]
up here we go make the middle it's gone
what are you guys doing here to be
continued yep continue absolutely been
waiting for next week next month next
month battle or discussions your choice
to keep it whatever but yeah yeah why
reaction from the left up birthday so
thank you all for watching in chop it up
it's they say

==Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3==
{{SonichuPossession}}

Continuing his act of pretending to be [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]]. [[Barb]] makes a brief "proof-of-life" appearance.
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| stardate = 12 [[June 2020]]
| subject =
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| shirt = Baby blue shirt
| saga =
| other = {{Live|text}}
| previous = [[Red_vs_Blue_Reaction_Livestreams#TF2_Analysis_Anarchy_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_2_Reaction_Video|TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video]]
| next = [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]]
}}

===Decription===
<nowiki>#TF2</nowiki> #TeamFortress2 #AnalysisAnarchy #[[DrWolf]] #MLPSilverQuill

===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}
hello everybody this is sonichu in moms body coming to you live from home once again

and we're about to watch we're going to be watching red blues

versus blue part three in just a few minutes

about ten minutes and fortunately i'll

be able to do a little video on video

on this ipad about sugars like that one

side of it i would look at all these

stickers huh

that's fun and that's what you see

what's propped up for what's

ghost and what's on the bottom i mean

look at how i look like a yearbook or something

anyway i gonna leeway and enough

from edge on my right leg in order to do this

so

i do believe this will work for picture and pitcher again this the video and audio from the actual video

that we played on

the laptop right here might not sync up

with what's shown

on the ipad here and this is your basic 32 gig ipad pro 7th gen

i'll eventually get a higher capacity model

let me go to wi-fi not 3g

but it works well for 1e4 basically so

it's good for what came out trump's wallet that's all i'm going to say about that

anyway so i'm just showing it throwing and

waiting for the show to start be another

eight minutes or so of six minutes

yes it's the minute and a half yada yada

uh cochleario complete elisha

there you go there's your shout out

barbara's doing good

she's in good health and i'm in good

house as you can see

you're speaking with sonichus sonichu

i'm zapping it up right here

Barbara's not coming downstairs anytime soon today so chillax on that

i'm reading some of this

and they all go by so fast hello

possibly

possibly responsible for the civil unrest

she's upstairs barbra weston chandler

is upstairs all right

she is alive and well stop asking about her

she's right here hi rosie

rosie's right here

she's not dead shut up

barbara's upstairs she's not going downstairs so

chill out on that asking about barbara

fine hey barb

hey barb

she's right upstairs everybody wants to

see you everybody wants to see you

just come down there say hello

[Music]

hey barb do me a favor would you come

downstairs for a minute please because

you couldn't hear me up the stairs from here

so i use the backup option

yeah you'll see here shortly all right

hey barb come here come here

i'm on a live video stream and people want to see you so just

come over here sit right here

there say hello to the world hello to the world

there's barbara see she's alive and well

give him some give him some wisdom oh

take care of your money don't make foolish investments

um anything else that's not financial

no not at all all right

how are you feeling i feel great

good

boy everybody's just all right you can

go back upstairs

thank you barb you're welcome see you later

there is everybody happy now do you believe me

she's not a robot shut up

anymore now let me get this stream up

that didn't have warning they'll be coming up shortly

it was 60 second warning but then that comes up to the

minute and a half thing

i can finally put down screen on full screen here

as soon as that thing comes up

somebody said 30 seconds on their live chat

red blue yellow green see what i mean

get that man and a half blurb is going to begin shortly

put your eliara in in the pony in our super forms

who wants to take a bite out of that gingerbread hug of too much goodness me

i begin to think shortly so i can go full screen on the ipad

a thing is happening

um

[Music]

hmm uh

it's not the best i have this

all right that's better now i can see it

everybody can see that

[Music]

right there

[Music]

all right

[Music]

the conflict begins oh

no

well this is awkward yes what are you

doing here

i'm pretty sure we told you all to stay put

well i took an initiative and made an executive decision

i'll show you that we're more than

capable of effective teamwork

wait i'll show you well i'm sure your

teamwork is going swimmingly

oh shut up ninja you haven't been here long

valid enough the newbie

yeah you're not as experienced as i am

giving

or receiving hey

what is your guy's mission anyway we're

going to roast some probably named blue

well shoot oh shoot

hold your fire

great now look what your team did my team

i got this

there's no way you're gonna let this

stand right

the red team is being completely

unreasonable

and the blue team needs to realize that we were here first

so what if you were here first we had

better storylines

i'm sorry would you mind rephrasing that

[Music]

i think you need to do something i'm

getting ready

[Music]

this makes sense

[Music]

it catches

[Music]

i need to figure this out

over stupid reasons here no one can get on each other's nerves but is that

really an excuse to come to blows like this

especially considering most of us have super forms we don't fully understand

i don't know about you but i prefer not

to turn this into x-men 3.

did he say x-men that actually sounds kind of cool

[Music]

what

forever chaos

what have i done ow

what have you done you did what you always do

yell the problem expecting it to

brandy you should have listened to me

i told you something wasn't right but no you ignored it

you ignore it boys

90 of what you say should never be taken seriously

if you just listen to us and stay punched

[Music]

i know we analyze all

i do my brand you really do

i do what i'm letting you supposed to do

i tried to lead and keep my team safe during matches

to keep our friends safe but when can I do that with every time every moment

you take that away from me they listen to you they follow

[Music]

where did everybody go

where did everybody go good question

let's find out

maddie lying in the box health mode

don't fail me now dead shot sniper

[Music]

lines of truth it reveals hidden objects and enemies

right have you never played ocarina of time

nope i was too busy upping my arsenal

and the mirror shield reflects any kind of element though

okay what i need

[Applause]

how about we try something new

son of the mask yes i haven't seen that cosmetics before where'd you get it

just on the holy altar in the mouth of carterus

tartarus

here he goes

i'm sorry i didn't mean to set you up

like that but come on

it's not like i said

[Applause]

why did you put it on

adequate timing he puts it on now where

he just lands face first into it

[Music]

um

yes yes it is

i lose

i don't know she don't know it's not her

memory right now

[Music]

oh i don't need any encouragement ellie

i'm already feeling the happiest i could ever be and i'm

[Music]

so we can all get back to being friends

that is an absolutely splendid idea

although why don't we go and help the

red team with some sucking therapy

before someone gets hurt

then let me go and help the blue team

i'd love to ellie but i'm sure my

bestest of the best hugs will be more

good than your touch of scent

actually i agree with ellie sounds better so uh

are we supposed to be fighting each other i don't

feel like fighting we've barely even had a proper conversation together

yeah i get the sense that spidey pyro

doesn't really work in my match-up

probably but what else is a spy and

a pirate supposed to oh

hey do you want to go play video games

why would a spy and pyro fight make you

want to suddenly go play video games

got any other ideas

i am sensing a dark presence

[Music]

[Music]

hi newest voice in my head hey

i'm trapped in the sword sweetie please get me out

yeah sorry man i would rather not get involved in some cursed sword business

[Music]

draining

delicious

[Music]

oh

jasper take out your power coin

one day can't the universe just

[Music]

there's a reason i'm the headliner for a tv tropes page

why just this morning i tripped down the stairs into a box of oversized bear traps

they'll ask me why i had those skinned into an unexpected oil slick

laying his face first on a cat distance somehow grew overnight

fell off my window into a car full of sandpaper

oh

[Music]

don't argue with an idiot he will drag

you down to his level

and beat you with experience

[Music]

oh

[Music]

i shall now take this opportunity

hey that's gotta hurt

perfect timing

angry birds

[Music]

is

i am your enemy

oh yeah that that is the thing

very well all are connor bounds in the

[Music]

you expect such a pitiful weapon to harm me

[Music]

you forgot what this dagger is

[Music]

it's a dragonzord

oh

beneath the ocean for over two decades

oh

[Music]

for this day at least you are the

greater punching bag

i shall leave you alive which is the

coolest statement

[Music]

so y'all better hold on to your nut now

sweetheart

because this is

[Applause]

[Music]

nothing like a fresh paint job on your hot rod am i right

[Music]

good night everybody

[Music]

now what i'm happy again i received my

is

[Music]

i meant what you said to me earlier today

what are

[Music]

ah don't worry about me i didn't get

both teams to stop fighting and listen with my impressionable points

after all that's what makes me the best

announcer ever

by the way if anybody questions how i

knew that all of you will be here

you know like the other time you try to intervene

what is beautiful

[Music]

i shall take you to my tower

is

[Music]

for the rest of my life hey

man did i get one of those

are you sure about that yes i'm sure

absolutely

[Music]

what in the name of princess big mac has

gone into him

he's obviously possessed by a demon you must exercise him

a demon you mean like

a yoma

well there's only one way to purify yuma

wait no no no no

[Music]

please kill me so

much

i must

why don't i have automatic z targeting

oh come on isn't your very supposed to

help you out with that

oh

[Music]

all right that's fair however unlike you

i managed to bring all of my equipment

and what is that supposed to do oh it

could do a lot

fight surveillance hack electronics

hostess

and it's a gun that shoots guns

well as the saying goes turnabout is

fair play

so uh

in tartarus then keeper develops her own

uber form right when despite junior

suddenly threatens cooldown

but that would mean someone must have

been sitting all of this up behind the

scenes

hello doctor

how convenient that you managed to

figure all this out right in the midst

of your precious mercenaries tearing

each other apart

and that you'd come back here all by

yourself

so this talk show

[Music]

to be continued

and that was tf2 analysis on our key

part three

and depending on the quality of

the thing between there and here and oh

my gosh that sun is reflected off the

forehead and isn't it

i need to put the current back over

again or something anyway

good thing this timeline's going to change

i am beside you within christine's body

thank you all for watching and have an awesome japan day

zap it up to the extreme

==Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 4, plus a few thoughts.==
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===Transcript===
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Chris: [''sigh''] Hey everybody, Sonichu here, coming to you live from home once again for. . . another- t- another mo- another. . . stream video! Where we're gonna respond to. . . [''sign''] Analysis Anarchy part 4. It's pretty much- a lot- a bit of away right now, so. . . everybody just relax, we're all good. I'll probably offer some thoughts along the way, just, you know, randomly, whatever, yada yada yada.
[''whispering and in reference to Analysis Anarchy part 4 YouTube premier''] Let's give it a moment.

[''long pause while looking at screen''] So, yeah. I gotta. . . do the thing- thing. Also setting up right now. [''mumbling about tech stuff''].

[''in reference to livestream view count''] 220. I already have 220. How do I have 220. Just- wow, that is a lot. That is a lot!

[''more mumbling'']. Keyboard. [''brings over wireless keyboard from side of bed''].

[''mumbling''].

And all the- and all donations. . . to the superchat are greatly appreciated, so. . . thank you. Do do do do do do. . . [''strokes hair''] I showered a little while ago, so that's why- looks like the hair is a little wet. That's why.
[''whispering''] and so. [''sigh'']. [''taps side of head repeatedly'']. [''mumbles'']. [''puts finger to temple''] Alright. . . I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. [''sigh''].

[''reading chat''].

[''shouting out name in chat''] Fielez Compagnos Eduardo! There you go. That's a random thing. You actually made it through.

[''reading chat''].

Um. . . [''mumbling'']. Well someone's doing the thing. [''strokes hair and sighs'']. Why is everybody going on with the [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|"NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW"]] meme? Oh well. Phhh. What am I doing. . .

Oh well, anyway, guess general thoughts [takes off glasses] and processes. . . well. . . [''puts on glasses'']. Yeah, I need my glasses. So I can read or. . . Still waiting for my mod, my mod guy. Anyway- uhh, so, yeah.

[''taps side of head''] Still Sonichu here! Ehhh, it's not- Chris- it's not your Chris- it's not your Chris-Chan- it's me, Sonichu, the prime of the species. Yep. Hello. Hello. So. . . [''sigh'']. [''puts left hand to temple and furrows brow, sighing''] I- on my mind- too much on my mind, [''unfurrows brow''] I mean, this this is the show where you learn- where pretty much. . . [''lowers left hand from temple and raises right hand up''] you have so- [''raises left hand and places both hands on respective temples''] you have SO MUCH ON YOUR MIND. . . you can have so much on your mind, and you're constantly- and things and processes- yet AT THE SAME TIME. . . [''arms fall''] there's nothing on your mind. . . [''sigh''] It's an oxymoron. Eeaaaah.

[''babbles and raises hands to side of head, rubbing skull'']- it's hard to think for myself.

[''more mumbling and head-rubbing''].

[''typing''].

[''mumbling'']- doing a thing, doing a thing. [''sigh''].

[''in reference to settings''] I feel like I need to have that on now.

Pfffff. Okay.

[''sigh''] Well, aside from that, I did have another thought to discuss- just, pretty much- um, general way of- you know, responded to. . . I mean I've done my visual reactions to all three of the previous parts- to Red Versus Blue. . . and y'all s- and y'all are witness to me having literally- go in time. . . to their speech more or less, because. . . I literally have seen it all before. [''taps side of head''] this bod- is mine, this brain, this body- it all has, cause, you know [''sigh''] multiple timelines and such, I mean what's left of this timeline- I'm still doing- I'm still putting- [''raises and lowers arms''] so, I'm here. Doing this thing.

[''readjusts stuffed My Little Pony doll near head of bed''] I'll just pull Night Star, just for the hell of it.

And- um. . . yeah. Mmm. So yeah. I've done the reaction videos personally for the past three videos, and- uh, when. . . I mean, not to be- sounding like a complainy-pants or anything, but. . . [''blows air'']. . . I mean, of all the people that- you know, the- and listen, I'm not gonna drop any names, cause, you know who they are, they knew who they are, and they know who their- they know- the wh- those that've been good, they're- st- they know who they are, those who have been moderate or neutral, they know who they are, and those who have been. . . trollish, they know who they are- they know who they are. It's just- throwin' it out there, but still, I mean, I just feel like. . . egh, I give 'em this good content! Aaand they're not e- they're not even givin' me- givin' it an honorable mention. I mean I've. . . done this on behalf of [taps top of head] Mama Chris-Chan- on her behalf! And. . . [eyes widen before going back to normal] what- I mean I'm still gonna do it for the remaining three parts- counting this one. . . but I'm like, "Hey, guys, guys, analysts, come on. . ." [''readjusts self on bed''] [''points to his right, indicating [[Rosechu]]''] You're seeing Rosie right here- right here, right here- she's right here sittin' next to me [''there is no Rosechu of any form sitting next to Chris'']. And, you see me- like, you know, taltin- talkin' the lines in sync. . . so. . . I mean, that's good- I mean, that is more than enough good stuff for you even if- [''waves hands about''] regardless of the fact that, you know. . . it's all true. You know that. Everybody knows it. I know it, I feel it, everybody feels it. . . Speaking of which, [''points up with right hand pointer finger''] you can see my- you can see the aura through this video- just- and everything else- and. . . you're psychic, and you're awesome [''gives thumbs up to camera''].

But aside from that, I just feel like, [''brushes hair''] you know, go ahead and give me [''waves hand about, gesturing towards self'']. . . you know, at least- ONCE? Within the remaining three parts of. . . where they just [''waves hands about, trying to find the word "compilation"''] do the [[Speech Impediment|compamation]] of fan's reactions- I mean- I mean. . . [''voicecrack''] they've also- I mean, those- the analysts, they have. . . pretty much more or less [''points to self''] they met Mama at the past few [[BronyCon]]s. . . aaand she knows- I know- that. . . she hasn't been a watcher of An- Analysts Anarchy. . . f- f- she wasn't aware of it that much until, like, 2017. . . and she wasn't playing TF2 at the time- but yeah, she's played many games- many games before, including FPSs, so. . . [''holds palm open in air''] yeah, that's a thing. [angry] But still- STILL. . . she's enjoyed THE SERIES. The entirety of the series MORE THAN ONCE! She's FINISHED IT more than once. . . [''takes a long pause and calms down some''] So. . . yeah, pretty much. And. . . [''holds hands palm-up aloft in air and drops them'']. Ahh. Could do with at least an honorable mention, guys- you know- I mean, WHAT? Is Chris-Chan [''points to self'']. . . [''uses pointing hand for exasperated gestures''] [[Chris and his ego|too famous]]. . . Have you all feel like- you know, "Hey, if we talk about Chris-Chan, theeennn. . . WE'RE GONNA GET TROLLED!" THAT'S NOT GONNA BE THE CASE! Cause, you know, everybody- EEEEVERYBOOOODY GET'S TROLLED! [''slams hands on bed'']. And the way you handle it- just says- Mama has told you all- and has personally experienced- [''repeatedly slamming hand down with each utterance of the word 'time'''] TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN. . . [''long sigh''] [''in a high pitched voice''] '''just ignore the trolls, ignore the bullies, ignore the comments!''' Come on! And just because. . . [''pointing to self''] she's famous. . . doesn't mean y'all have to be scared. . . Okay? It doesn't mean you all have to be scared of. . . [''brushes hair back''] being associated- scared of mentioning. . . her name, scared of, you know, being like, "Hey, le-" let's forget about- talk about Sonichus and Rosechus- DON'T BE SCARED! She's- [''points to head''] she was here- she's. . . a b- she's a fan, I'm a fan, Rosie's a fan. . . [''holds hand up and counts on fingers''] [[Roberta]], Christine, and Sarah- they're all fans too. We like the Analysis Anarchy series. It's a good show.

[''100-yard-stare'']

[''sigh''] But anyway, aside from that. . . other thoughts, other thoughts. Uh, lemme see, my mod- my moderator- got on here. Mm. [''in a butchered singsong voice''] ''Where are you? Where are you woman?'' And. . . [''blows air''] I mean- I dunno- there's too many things on my mind, I mean I'm- just, whatever- wow, more than 500 watchers. Oh- and there's- h- there's [''unintelligible stuttering and slurred speech''] so I'm gonna just take that in moderation, and be like, yeah, that's cool. . . so, there's that. I'm doin' a thing, doin' thing.

Yeah, [''angry, raising hand to camera''] '''You've already seen Barb in the- f- in the video THAT I JUST UPLOADED a few minutes ago, so- YOU HAVE NO REASON TO ASK ABOUT BARBRA because that's her, she's okay, she's safe, she's well, and [''slams fists on bed''] WE'RE NOT HO- SHE'S NOT BEING HELD HOSTAGE either, so SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FREAKING FRICKEN' FRACKIN'- FFUCKIN' HATERS!!!'''

[''entirely calm''] Wow, closer to the time than I thought- I mean, eight minutes to go. Eight minutes plus twooo for the. . . [''in reference to YouTube's premier countdown feature''] ''deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh''. . . so, yeah. Um, I'm just gonna leave a comment.

[''typing'']

How yall doin', Alice?

[''mumbling'']

Yep.

[''typing''] "I am reasonably excited for part four." [''typing''] "The previous parts have been very good." [typing] "So good that I literally" [''typing''] "watched them again after having- or seeing" [''typing''] "I watched them in blurred timelines" [''typing''] [''sigh''] "on my way [''unintelligible''] [''sigh''] [''typing''] "Many Déjà vus incoming." [''typing''] "Déjà vus incoming." Fricken' auto-correct!

[''shields face from sunlight coming in from the window''] Sunlight! Sun bright! Why is the sun- ss- why is the starry sun so bright- just- [''waves the hand blocking sunlight to intermittently have the light hit his face''] [''looks at camera wide-eyed''] [''sigh''] I think I'm going to do something about that. I'm gonna do something about that- [''gets off of bed''] 'scuse me! [''flops back down in bed after adjusting blinds or curtain''] Pff- pff- a bit back. Ay- [''looks out window''] mm, okay- yeah, that helps, that helps some. Hm.

[''adjusts camera''] Adjust the camera, adjust the [''straining''] ''camera- little bit.''

[''sigh''] Let's see what else- what else [''brushes hair with fingers'']

[''points to head''] Phhhtbbt! [''sigh''] Light thoughts, light thoughts, light thought thought thought thought thought thought thought thought thought thought thought thought! [''repeatedly taps head''] This whole body- it's numb. It's been numb for '''months'''. It's been feeling numb for months. So, [''pounds top of head with fist''] I ain't hurtin', no pain! So, lots of stress mmmm [''tenses up''] I'm still alive- I'm fine! This is an immortal- [[Chris and Reality|this is literally an immortal body that's staying alive for. . . a long long time!]] [[Chris and Death|You know. . . like thousands of years, and so on- beyond that! Infinity!]] Definitely for the remainder of this timeline.

Ehh- [''angry, raising hand to camera''] '''NO, WE'RE NOT GETTIN' BARB ON THE STREAM, STOP ASKIN' ABOUT HER! If you wanna go- if you wanna go- if you wanna- if you wanna see Barb, go look at the previous video I uploaded a few minutes ago.''' Well, less than half an hour ago. [''exasperated sigh''] That's the only moment you're gonna get Barb! That's the only moment you're gonna get from Barb today- so, SHUT UP! STOP ASKING ABOUT HER! [''sigh'']

Oooh. [''furrows brow''] [[100 2277|Yabba-Dabba-Doo]] boinga boing. I get it. STOP IT WITH THE BARB ME- I mean, stop making Barbra a meme! Alright, that's enough. S- stop talking about Barb. [leans in] I don't know how to disable live chats from. . . phone or- maybe- is this it? Oh. [''disables chat''] Pshew! [''raises hand in triumph''] Hooray! I don't have to look at 'em anymore. [18:26]

==Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 5 Reaction+==
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===Transcript===
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Chris: Hey what's up everybody, gone live once again for another TF2 red vs blue part, we're on part fiiive. Five and alive, we'll be starting up in about half an hour, so... [''Chris adjusts the camera''] it is a good angle anyway. [''more camera adjusting''] If it's a bit lopsided one way or the other, my bad I got this thing on the body pillow. [''moves his hair a little''] But yep, live from home once again it's [[Sonichu]] and Rosie. So let's; and also with that said... shout outs with a... [''show an orange cupcake''] happy birthday to [[Barbara]], her birthday was yesterday, she just turned 79 years old. So... toast to that, she should have quite a few more to go. And ya'll get to see me eat a cupcake, so whoop dedoo [''grossly eats cupcake'']

Hmm well anyway I've asked Barb about if she wanted to do a Q&A video, and I did get the list of questions that's addressed to her. [''takes off glasses''] She is not immediately at the moment positive towards the idea, but she might change her mind, we might get such a video out of her, sooooo that's a possibility. I'm not going to make any promises though. [''scratches face''] anyway let me think um... other topics of interest well one thing I guess I can bring up is, yep just as literally foreseen by [''points at themself smugly''] Mama and all the psychic types and all around and everywhere. Trump... got it. He got Covid. It's not very likely to end up good for him in the longer run so... in this timeline that's the way it goes. The alternative method would be one that ya'll would think 'wow this came from uh left field or something'. But ya'll can put 2 and 2 together since you know that Trump's counterpart literally, his self-counterpart is Herbert Garrison, from [[South Park]], Colorado. Yep so, there is that. And on that note I would like to bring up that, yes I did... yes Rosie and I, we indeed watched the Pandemic Special. We just watched it last night on HBO Max and [''shakes head''] there's just too many things, I mean sure I can comment; oh sure, [''quoting Randall Marsh from South Park''] "Hey everybody, I want to talk about something that's very special something that's very meaning and deep about this whole pandemic mess, but you know what, I can only talk so much. It affected me and yet I got and yet I prospered and ya’ll [''Inaudible''] uh ya’ll prospered. So you know how I’m going to try and help? I‘’lo give you 10% off on all my weeeeed.” [''raises and eyebrow''] [''shakes head''] [''flicks the camera''] There’s my flick on the head. Flick Randy Marsh on the head. Just for that. He’s not thinking. He wasn’t thinking. Or at least that’s the way they portrayed him in this special, even more so than the other stupid things he’s done before, and even more stupid. If I’m going to bet that watchamacallit animal that looks similar to an armadillo... I’ve forgotten what’s what’s animal species name it is. Yeah sure you can you can even look to the point/viewpoint of Eric Cartman like [''quoting Eric Cartman from [[South Park]]''] “Hey I can be lazy and be in the house all day and shit, yeeeee. Six feet. Here’s a six foot pole I gotta make sure you’re six feet away from me.” Yeah anyway so aside from that aside and boy we definitely get to see a prominent figure from an earlier episode of South Park, that tried to attack Kyle’s grandpa you know; yeah, Death on a tricycle. Ya see him a few times, but yet he didn’t claim those that he was lingering around. But yeah, oh my god, the police shot Kenny! You bastards! Oh my god they killed Kenny! What? It’s happened so many times it’s not even funny anymore. [''impersonating Kenny'']. Yeah okay so...

It’s just a brief rundown on that, but that aside, at least they did manage to get in a few of the actual details of how this pandemic started down. I mean, definitely in China with uh... those creatures. The bat and the whatchamacallit, that looks like an armadillo. So that’s gonna happen, we’re gonna go back in time making sure how the actual events of how it got from them just... the one person it affected got to set put subjects patients zero. Gotta make sure he doesn’t get infected. There’s all that. Yeah, all right let me think. All right we could talk about Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin going on an airplane ride with Bob Belcher. I don’t know it just came at random. Ahhh let me think let me think. Anyway aside from that, today’s been a pleasant day. I’m feeling pretty good as you can see. Got all the energy. I’m all jazzed up and things. Hmmm. No but this brain this brain. I feel like I wanna talk about something else, but this brain can be... this brain can be a bit slow at times. So it’s like... I’m in the process of one thought, but like another thought comes along. I don’t know and then it just draws a blank. That’s the point when it’s drawn a blank and it’s happened. [''adjusting the camera''] Trying to adjust the damn camera and this happens. [''makes robot noises''] Anyway. [''more noises''] Okay something just happened, something definitely just happened somewhere in this world. [''Points at head''] If ya’ll could see my aura, you’re awesome. If ya’ll can see my aura in this video you’re awesome, and you can definitely tell that everything is genuine when I feel something. I’m literally feeling something, I mean I feel it in resonance of something that’s happened in this world. Oh well I guess um one thing I can tell; another thing I can talk about is uh, yeah [[Dimensional Merge]]. It’s still happening, it’s happening it’s continuous progress you’re seeing everything happen, one moment at a time. Literally, and I am speaking and to [[Chris Chan]] and to all the other deities. But yeah essentially to just be like ‘hey what’s the Dimension Merge about? I mean shoot didn’t Mama go through it enough already, on Twitter and Facebook and whatever, about months to a year ago or something yarda yarda. But long story short we OC’s and FC’s, that’s Original Characters and Fictional Characters. We all exist to coexist, right next to an invisible curtain divide that’s invisible for the most part, but you can sense it. If you watch the movie Donnie Darko and that liquid metal barrier. It’s essentially that. And obviously a number of people in this dimension; only a few could be this sensitive as that. But not obviously a living receiver, because I’m very conscious and aware of it all, because; I mean Mama’s been very conscious of it all, and then guess what? Clearly over 6 months now it turned 6 months in just 2 days ago on the 30th of September.

SIX MONTHS! I’VE BEEN HERE FOR SIX MONTHS! I’VE BEEN IN THIS BODY FOR 6 MONTHS! Since Mama and I swapped last March! [''adjusting camera''] and this camera keeps going all over the place. But yeah essentially all right so all of us over there and all of us over here. Ya’ll chronicle us and we Chronicle all over you. But yeah in the Dimension Merge, we’re all coming together, in the same dimension our dimension, which is C-197 and your dimension right here, which is 12-18. We’re all going to be existing in the same dimension together working together for greater days, future things, and so forth. I feel a burp coming on. [''burps''] Excuse me. Just has some veggies.

But that’s the basic rundown, we’re all going to be together same dimension our 2 dimensions merging. Of course as ya’ll witnessed, the big and large number of people that passed on in this Dimension. They moved on to their self counterparts which pretty much the majority of them are literal background individuals, that would be considered background in C-197 and we did not lose as many. We just lost like a handful or so in C-197 to suffice our share and those of us who have literally merged with out self counterparts in this dimension, and this is the obvious exception. Because Mama and I, we’re not the self counterparts of each other obviously. WE just literally body swapped. Soul swap whatever you wanna call it, take your pick. [''Sigh''] [''Slaps head rapidly like a maniac''] I HATE IT WHEN THIS BRAIN GOES BLANK!

Anyway, the Dimensional Merge is still happening and it’s gonna complete within the remainder of- [''Camera falls''] oh damn it. [''adjusts camera'']

And Barbara is not coming on this stream at all, so shut up nobody’s- Barb’s not coming down here okay, this is not about her. Except for the beginning where I gave her a birthday greeting and all that, but right now... [''Sigh''] Dimension Merge, it’s still happening in... what’s left of this timeline. Within the same time as- or prior to when- this body and I- we literally go back in time to undo this pandemic and make sure it never happens. Now I know it sounds like a catch-22 or whatever you wanna call it... 4D Chess, but yeah Trump [''inaudible''] regardless of a different method, in the new timeline. Which again- if I told ya’ll now it would be spoiling it and I’m not giving out that spoiler, at this point at all how. But yeah if I told you it would be like “oh well that’s just something that would came out left field.” And of course haters, comments, yarda yarda yarda, and guess what. These eyes, even though they’re the eyes, literally camera zero zero just says Mama talked about it at some point before. So- took off the glasses and I’m not really reading your comments anyways so... it’s like partial blur. Your comments are a partial blur to me right now. Sooo keep talking! I’m not listening. I’m not reading. Anyway so I covered the Dimension Merge, yet again and it’s a lot more complicated in details because if it was just a simple thing. It would just be done and over with, but now there’s just a whole lot more complicated details. We all have foreseen it, experienced it in other timelines, and so forth yarda yarda yarda. So between conscious memory, subconscious memory and what’s saved up in our backup cloud space in the cosmos. It’s only- we can only get so much of all— all those details, into the conscious. It’s like, do you want me to explain the Dimension Merge between Mama has she typed it up, in those multiple tweets and this brief explanation, that I just gave you on quick initial brain recap. That’s pretty much like all we can tell you right now. Especially without spoiling too many details of what is needed to happen, what needed not to happen, all that good stuff. And I do believe that was it for that topic. And I’m trying to think of something else to talk about. Aside from that, got some lovely wire art. [''shows [[Sonichu]] wire art''] This is a lovely ring she did a really good job on this. I did post this on Mama’s twitter a little while ago. This thing is really cool, and right there that’s where it is. Right next to Aether.

And we’re catching up on orders, the transition on how books are going to be distributed and where they’re going to be online, it will all be linked on the twitter very soon. We are almost complete with the shop and setup process there. So ya’ll will be able to buy books again and we are still catching up on those orders everybody who has ordered will previously get their books. It has just been a financial mess, I mean even PayPal. Because ya’ll been taking- send money in and Mama’s PayPal has just been taken some away. Just a loan she took from them in order to help with the orders and other things that happen. I mean shoot, if you’ve been in my shoes, you’d literally be knowing what’s going on. We’re feeling everything and we’re just monitoring it. I mean between visions and what’s right in front of us and things that these eyes- select eyes amongst every one of you all. Everyone that’s still alive on this Earth and yarda yarda yarda. That we all could see beyond the iron curtain, okay. This body essentially works on mood and feeling, so it’s not gonna- I mean it also works on fate, so it just follows the timeline trail it goes for the most part and just what these do each day, so it’s not like I could just, stop all that, and be like “hey I’m gonna write and draw today”.

==Sonichu Reaction TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 6==
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Chris Chan's Chris Fan:

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2020-10-26T08:08:16Z

Chris Chan's Chris Fan: A depiction of Chris's short lived alter-ego suggestively beckoning for money.

== Summary ==
A depiction of Chris's short lived alter-ego suggestively beckoning for money.

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2020-08-23T06:23:58Z

Chris Chan's Chris Fan: Art created for use in the CWCki by the user "Chris Chan's Chris Fan"

== Summary ==
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2020-08-17T16:33:42Z

Chris Chan's Chris Fan: A proud 'merican

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2020-08-17T02:13:48Z

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==Make a new Saga?==
Even though Chris has been less active over the less couple of years, he has recently (since early March) been giving infomation about what has been happening over the last couple of years. I think we should call this a new Saga "Revalation" Saga. [[User:14recinez|14recinez]] 3:40, 14 September 2013 (EST)

the new saga is the Black Sonichu DLC saga, i posted a link to chris chan's facebook post in the news page --[[User:Beanmachine91|Beanmachine91]] ([[User talk:Beanmachine91|talk]]) 01:02, 10 May 2015 (UTC)

==Note==
Flipnote Hatena will be shutting down May 31, 2013. Also chris 2013 article needs updating.

==Did you know..==
Some of the "Did you knows" sound really over-opinionated and A-loggy next to the A-log article of the now.

Ex. "...that Chris is a disgusting human being?", "That Chris cannot dance", I also have a personal gripe with, "...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?", as it associates CWC with Nazis. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 10:18, 16 December 2012 (PST)

Did you know "Chris declared his birthday national Christian Love day? He thought this was better than Mexican Flag day which is on his birthday February 24"
[[User:MsAuntieMama|MsAuntieMama]] 10:16 May 2015 (EST)

==ohinternet==
Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)

==Happy Sonichu Day!==

Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)

==PSN Tracker==
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple.
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)

==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==

{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}

[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
I'm for this too.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

*Ironically, I vote this for today. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 15:11, 10 September 2011 (PDT)

==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT) This link is dead

== Project Map Fucking Everything ==

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question:
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== Sports ==

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Slight Error ==
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

== Vandalism? ==
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

==CWCki is pretty dead==
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)

Wow. This discussion aged like milk. The CWCki's booming! --[[User: Chris Chan's Chris Fan|Chris Chan's Chris Fan]] 19:13, 16 August 2020 (PST)

== Sightings ==

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

== Is This Chris? ==

He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".

Here's his channel:
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]

- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011

I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....

ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011

== ps3 tracker change ==

the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)

== Shojo letters ==

[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)

== Potential Video of the Now? ==

Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew

-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011

*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)

== Not sure if it goes here but ==

*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA

==Userboxes==
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)

== da update should be first ==

ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
:I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)

==Seriously==
*What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
*I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:::: Y<s>eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?</s> As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)

==Ha!==
Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)

[[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)
*note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
*When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST
** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)
*** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)

== You are now aware ==

[[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]

:It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011

== Remove the PSN tracker ==

Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

==TOMGIRL.PNG==
May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Liquid Chris Article ==
The whole "MOTHERLAND CALLS!" template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)

== An error in dating? ==

Today's "''This day in Christory''" features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)
*The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)

== Kim ==
Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)

==Just for you==
I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.

ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"

except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese

Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)

==No detective needed==
Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
:I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

==New videos==
Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
*Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
* I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

== Earthquake ==

Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

:Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

== Article of the now. ==

shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
:Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.
::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
::*In the future, please refer discuss the Article of the now on its [[Talk:Article of the now|talk page]].

==Bob CWCki logo==
I found [[:File:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg|this gem]] we used ages ago for Bob's birthday, would it be in poor taste to post it in place of the current logo, for a while? Or perhaps someone could modify it to reflect his passing? I ask because I don't want to horribly offend people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 11 September 2011 (PDT)
*I second this, but not for too long. --[[User:MissMeg|Mary Lee Walsh | All hail the dean!]] 12:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)
*It would have been appropriate for down time, maybe as a 404 message, but now that he's passed on, it is a bit distasteful. It would have been even more offensive if you planned to do this 5 days after his death. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 16:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)

== Chris' family tree. ==

We should expand on Chris family lineage, because Barbara's father died in an unusual way.

J.O. WESTON, OF RED OAK IS KILLED
Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near Red Oak Charlotte County.
Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel.
His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station.
Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck.
Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of Richmond, and Mrs. Edward Carey and Misses Barbara Ann, Mabel and Harriet Weston, of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and Curtis Wayne Weston, of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.
A funeral service was held at 1:30 p.m. Sunday at Antioch Baptist Church.
(Source: The Charlotte Gazette, Drakes Branch, VA, Thursday, April 14, 1955 Submitted by: Bea. Adams King)

http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html

This is the same Joesph Otto Weston that in mentioned in that Family tree.

== Edit-hiding ==

What's going on with all the edit-hiding? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 10:49, 6 November 2011 (PST)
:I try to use the feature sparingly, but basically it's for the protection of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 6 November 2011 (PST)

== Stop this ==

The article of now has had bob plastered on it for 2 months, it's getting old so I decided to put an underrated sonichu character onto it and don't whine to me about it being disrespectful to bob, fuck bob! --[[User:cj|cj]]
*Personally, I think Jiggliami can eat a dick. Anyways, if you really felt that we needed a new article, you could have done something that made sense like, oh I don't know, [[28 October 2011]], instead of a character that has no relevance to what is happening in Chris's life at the moment. It's not that you're being disrespectful, it's just that you need to act a little more professionally on this site, even if it is a wiki devoted to an autistic manchild. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 10:31, 10 November 2011 (PST)

== what is this? ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt-gfkWu8Bc&feature=channel_video_title

Apparently this might be chris --[[User:The0range|The0range]]
*One, sign your comments. Two, this person claims they talked to a channel called "HuaYifu" and that this person was Chris. All you would have had to do is looked at HuaYifu's channel and you would have realized this wasn't Chris. This person has NOTHING uploaded on their channel that Chris would have done, never claims to be Chris, and never talks about Sonichu or Rosechu (which would have happened if it was Chris). This is NOT Chris. I'm not even sure how these messages came to be unless HuaYifu is trolling the owner of this video... or they both were in on it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:47, 10 December 2011 (PST)

But why is the uploader of the video so convinced it's him though? It seem so obvious that it's not him that there might be more to it... --[[User:The0range|The0range]]

==Proper usage of words where time is concerned==

I have noticed that there are many pages that refer to "a recent video" or use similar assumptive language with regards to time. We should refrain from this type of language as the cwciki, and those pages, will be around long after the word "recent" fails to apply. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:35, 15 December 2011 (PST)
:I've said exactly the same thing. I change it when I see it, but it seems people take for granted that other people actually have to fix their shit. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 11:42, 15 December 2011 (PST)

== STOP FORCASTING ! ==

Ok i understand the desire to keep every page up to date but STOP FORCASTING! Do not enter anything into the wiki that WILL HAVE TO BE CHANGED at a later date. Don't put on barbs page that she has an upcoming court date, because that will have to be changed after that date happens. PLEASE dont make work for yourself and others.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:47, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Actually, I think that one's fine because it's an article that will inevitably have to be updated. The main issue arises on articles like videos, because post-fact people will be paying attention to other things. "Current" articles have to be rewritten all the time. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 10:52, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Event forecasting is fine on a Wiki when further information is expected within a reasonable timeframe. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:35, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:: i understand that if its on an active page then its fine, but when the forcasting is put on other pages it becomes a correctin issue. Its much better to just link to the appropriate pages and not speculate. Let the active pages do the talking while the historic data stays historic. In other words October 28th 2011 is currently the central location for court info. other pages dont need specifics until we know what the outcome is.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:41, 16 December 2011 (PST)

== Current Events ==

There aren't ant current events on the current events page. '''So either we need to get rid of it''', or we need to put 'current events' in our 'current events' so we can have 'current events' when we read the 'current events' -xzibit [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:09, 4 January 2012 (PST)

== Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? ==

I'm not saying I demand this to happen, but it seems like it would be more convenient than checking recent changes for something that might possibly be new information. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 20:34, 29 January 2012 (PST)
: While that's an interesting idea... anything that's "new information" is usually in da update. Anything else is usually something small, not confirmed 100%, or almost insignificant. I suppose we could have something small...but it would be getting updated quite a bit. At the moment, I think "recent changes" is probably a lot like another, smaller, da update would be... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:03, 29 January 2012 (PST)

== Birthday Suprise ==

Chris will be turning 30 this year and that is going to have an effect on the wiki. There are places where phrases like "Even now in his late twenties" are used. This type of language is going to become outdated. Words like "twenties" "20s" and specific ages as in "at 28 years old, Chris still lives at home" will all eventually have to be changed. CARE MUST BE TAKEN when writing about time. Remember EVERYTHING is past tense and you have to assume that the reader is reading the information 10 years from now. I have mentioned time before but the whole 'turning 30' thing needs to be addressed separately.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:00, 2 February 2012 (PST)
*here is an example "There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be." - This will need changing. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:16, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:[[Wikipedia:WP:SOFIXIT|So fix it]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:55, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:*Or as we like to say here on the CWCki, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:30, 3 February 2012 (PST)
::*i am fixing what i see, just wanted others to be aware.[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:22, 7 February 2012 (PST)

== Revised idea ==

Maybe there should be a {{Timeline}} below "da update" on the main page, that would be pretty handy.--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 12:16, 5 February 2012 (PST)

That sounds like a good idea to me. [[user:poppybrolll|-~Poppybrolll~-]] 9:23, 11 February 2012 (PST)
*Sounds like a good idea to me too... i would suggest letting someone higher up the chain add it though. We just dealt with some front page vandalism (that was kinda funny BTW) but i think its a great idea [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:04, 17 February 2012 (PST)

== This is what chris actually believes ==

I notice this phrase attached to pictures all over the wiki. Some of the pictures are references to Chris believing that he has some sort of chance to get laid. But many are just derogatory and rude. There are times that we KNOW what Chris believes because he tells us but many times the pictures are misleading or speculative. example: the pic on the page [[Caitlin]] is an assumption and has no basis in truth. There are many examples of picture captions being downright rude and defamatory. I think its clear that none of us can stand Chris, but we should be more careful about that coming out in the wiki. The facts please, just the facts...[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:45, 29 February 2012 (PST) oops

: I [[CWCki:Policy#De-memeing the CWCki|concur]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 05:43, 10 July 2012 (PDT)

== Another Quote of the Now Suggestion ==

Now that the details of Chris's trial has been posted, do you think his outburst about having to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills- "That thieving liar doesn't deserve a red cent!"- would be appropriate? Of course, I'm still kind of a newfag here, so ignore this if you want. I just found it amusing. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 02:40, 11 July 2012 (PDT)

== Suggested article: Persecution Complex ==

I think we definitely need an article about all the times Christian has claimed to suffer/endured harsh trials in his life. For example, equating pulling weeds once with a Marine carrying the dead body of his friend back, as seen in the Father Call. Said Father Call is chock full of instances of Chris claiming to have suffered to prove his worthiness, in fact. I also don't need to mention all the times he has brought up being handcuffed in school, having his attraction sign removed at college, and getting suspended at college, for that was always frequent. He also grossly exaggerated the actions of the trolls in every interaction with friends, obviously... Even in his first ever YouTube video, he makes sure to claim that he has had a rough life: "I was diagnosed with high-functional autism, and I lived a, uh, somewhat rough life. I've had an abusive babysitter at one time." --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 16:13, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

*: Seconded. Make sure to include the fact that he's got a legitimate reason so see his bullshit as more important than it is. Also there's a page for requesting articles. Now get to work, soldier. [[User:CaveJohnson|CaveJohnson]] 20:33, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

== Confused ==

So, what's the deal? Is this site just an ironic way of trolling him, or what? I heard this was dedicated towards supporting him from outside sources, but looking at the content, I'd say you'd either have to be trolling him using irony and sarcasm, or as stupid as Chris himself. {{unsigned|5thofjulay}}
: We're not for or against him, for most part. There's a bit of snark here and there, sure. We try to show Chris's stuff in his own words. Unfortunately for Chris, his material doesn't make him look very good. This site isn't really a troll site, just another way for Chris to troll himself. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)

== Forums Gone? ==

Should we mention on the main page that the forum has been deleted from the servers over at forumer? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:41, 8 November 2012 (PST)
: Perhaps, if we can figure out what happened and what the following actions are. Last I checked, the forum staff was looking at their options. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)
: I wonder how much Our Pet Lolcow is chuckling to himself at the loss of our forums. Maybe he thinks we closed it ourselves to comply with his "apology post" on FaceBook; or maybe that one of his Curse-ya-meha-meha blasts actually worked.
:There's a temporary relief forum for the CWCki Forums: http://spergcityzone.forumer.com/index.php [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:51, 11 November 2012 (PST)

== Forums gone....again? ==

The most recent forums appear to be gone. Is everything okay, or was it closed due to some of the conflicts between certain users and mods/management? - [[User:I Be Bobby Boulders|I Be Bobby Boulders]] 10:52, 30 January 2013 (EST)
Can we make the forums ''not'' forumer this time? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Eagerly awaiting the forum's next incarnation. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 10:47, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Ditto. - [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 15:31, 30 January 2013 (PST)
:We received a Chatzy screencap a while ago that proves that the people we banned planned to TOS the forum because nobody is allowed to have fun if they can't. Don't know if they actually were responsible, but that's the information we have. I didn't save the screencap, but I'm sure someone has it. I'm hoping that we'll have something substantial up within a couple days. We're just waiting on a couple email responses first. And it definitely won't be Forumer. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 17:10, 30 January 2013 (PST)

That was on the first day of the banning, and they settled down, so I doubt they did anything rash. Plus I've been talking to them almost every day, and they dropped it shortly after that day. The thing is that their forum was TOS'd at the same time ours was, so I'm assuming whoever did it reported both forums, and I highly doubt they'd TOS their own forum.--[[User:Someguywithnoname|Someguywithnoname]] 18:08, 30 January 2013 (PST)
:Yeah, this. There was some talk of going after champ's forum after the permaban of several people for trying to have something done about a crime committed by one of the mods, but it was dropped as a bad idea before leaving the brainstorming stage. Whoever TOSed either or both forums may have gotten the idea from such talk (and/or, more likely, simply from the predecessor forum having been TOSed before). [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)

:They probably nuked both forums after they realized that A. They weren't going to be allowed back into the real one and B. Not very many people were going to defect to theirs. So they employed the Samson option. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 10:40, 31 January 2013 (PST)
::That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard lately. At least half to two-thirds of the regulars from spergcityzone had "defected" to spergcentral by the time it was TOSed (basically everyone except for those who didn't try to access either forum during the short interval between the TOSings). Why on earth would anyone involved in running spergcentral TOS their own forum when it was pretty much already established as the successor to spergcityzone? If I had to guess I would guess that punchabunch TOSed both forums to try to get them to blame each other for it, given that they went down within 24 hours of one another and given his enthusiastic talk of "forum war". But there isn't really any way of knowing. At any rate, there's probably some troll who wanted to fuck around with both forums. [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)

:::[MOVED RESPONSE TO RELIEF FORUMS]--[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 13:13, 31 January 2013 (PST)

I'm currently creating a new CWCki Forums which is not under forumer. I'll let you know if it's ready. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 18:42, 30 January 2013 (PST)

It's done! First time creating a forum, so give me some tips and suggestions about it. http://alanpardewcwc.forumms.net/ [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 21:01, 30 January 2013 (PST)

I just checked my email, and brooklyn sent an email to everyone who shared their email on the last board saying that the new permanent board should be up by this weekend/early next week. [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 21:49, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Well, at least we'll have a backup forum in case something happens.[[User:Saney|Saney]] 21:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)

The permanent board is coming soon? Great. I'll update the link later when it is up. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:25, 30 January 2013 (PST)

== Photo of rental house ==

Surely the photo of the front of the rental house Charb are staying in should be the photo of the now. EXIF data stripped, of course. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 02:28, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

* I'm working on it. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:05, 5 May 2014 (UTC)
:: Cheers! That house sure looks spooky. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 11:44, 5 May 2014 (UTC)

== Lego Wishlist ==

Exactly how much is Chris' NEED list worth? What about his WANT list?
At the same time, he's selling items that should have sentimental value to him to pay the bills.
This def needs some looking in to!
--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 05:07, 31 May 2014 (UTC)
* I decided to take this task on myself. Still weeding my way through ebay to find the lowest prices for each set, but suffice it to say, the tally is HIGH! --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 18:27, 2 June 2014 (UTC)
**The grand total for what Chris is begging for in Legos alone is ~$4800 --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 19:14, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

== QOTN ==

"The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of profit."

**This needs to be on the front page because Chris is saying that his drawing he drew to sell online wasn't meant for profit.
These are disparaging statements. One cannot draw something with the intent of selling it and say they didn't intend any personal profit.
I'd put this on the forums, but null can't take jokes.--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 20:03, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

*** The total list rounds out to just over to $4800 for the lego sets Chris wants. He no doubt deserves them... lol --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 22:17, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

*** Going to. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 14:23, 16 June 2014 (UTC)

== PSN Tracker ==

I feel like this is kinda taking up valuable real estate on the front page. Anyone opposed to removing it? I was pretty much against it from day one, it's been on the front page mostly to appease [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] but he's long gone. Not sure what to do with the extra space. I'd say to post his most recent Facebook posts but well, recent events suggest that probably won't be happening. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 09:42, 31 December 2014 (UTC)

*I'm all for a section on Facebook posts, but, as you said, it's possible we'll be seeing a lot less of those. Either way, the PSN tracker needs to go. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 10:41, 31 December

* I dunno. I always kinda liked it. A constant reminder of how much money he wastes. [[User:Sweet and Savoury|Sweet and Savoury]] ([[User talk:Sweet and Savoury|talk]]) 12:06, 11 January 2015 (UTC)

== refer Chris as a female with female pronouns ==

==Article of the Now change?==

So since the article about the Gamestop incident is getting old, why not replace it with this recent page about the documentary for Chris Chan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s)

== Many MediaFire Links are Broken ==

Hello, so all across the wiki are broken Mediafire links, and it's pretty bad. Is there any way that these links could be repaired by reuploading the appropriate files so that the public can download them? By the way, I've reuploaded a lot of Chris material on the Internet Archive (including two YouTube videos blocked off in the U.S.): https://archive.org/search.php?query=subject%3A%22christian+weston+chandler%22. I could upload the material (or you guys can) on to the Internet Archive, where they try to preserve anything that is digital. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 22:08, 6 March 2015 (UTC)

== New update, transgender ==

"...(s)he"

I have an issue with this. Hasn't it been decided we shouldn't cater to Chris' whims and call him what HE wishes to be called? It should be "he", indefinitely, I think.--[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 20:02, 13 May 2015 (UTC)
*I'm kind of on the fence about this because I'm transgender myself. On one hand, I want to say that she isn't actually transgender, but on the other hand I want to be on the safe side and just refer to her with female pronouns. [[User:Melkor|Melkor]] ([[User talk:Melkor|talk]]) 21:46, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

== Here's a creative suggestion for the 'Da Update' section ==

Put goddamn fucking links to whatever the fucking update's about.

==CWCki Logo==
Hey! I made the CWCki logo back in 2008ish and I'm wondering if you guys wanted an updated version of it--It's pretty old by now.
The concept would be the same (Chris ontop of the Sonichu Ball), just in better quality. Cheers. [[User:Gleefk|Gleefk]] ([[User talk:Gleefk|talk]]) 19:11, 19 January 2016 (UTC)
:I know I'm responding to this way late, but, yeah, if you have an updated version then I say go for it. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 05:49, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

== So, This Superrocks3 Guy..... ==

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdMsi-rtmbI]

This is John Paglia, aka superrocks3. He is apparently whiteknighting for Chris. I'm debating contributing an article about him. I've viewed the rest of his YouTube account. Either he is trying WAAAAAAAAY too hard to troll or severely autistic. Nothing really noteworthy has happened with this guy in regards to interactions with CWC. CWC liked one of his videos, and that's it so far. Should I get this article going or have I found some shit that actually is too minor for the CWCKI?

* I believe this is too minor for CWCki. There is many people trying to be funny by whiteknighting/trolling Chris, but we don't document them unless they have some actual relation with Chris and unless they have contributed something major to the CWC community (like [[Robert Simmons V]], who actually met Chris, appeared in the comics and contributed to the CWC community by uploading the Church audio). A similar case of someone trying to funny occourred with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0BN13HKbck MasterEliteFighter] who "participated" in Chris's "embargos" and got a mention from Chris, but besides that, he is not really that notable to make a page about him. [[User:Helis5|Helis5]] ([[User talk:Helis5|talk]]) 18:13, 4 February 2016 (UTC)

== Can't edit Sonichu 11 article? ==

I've been trying to add the troll comic to it but whenever I try to edit it I get a blank page. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] ([[User talk:One With The Lulz|talk]]) 02:58, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

== Replace pmurt with new article ==

The pmurt article is getting real old seeing as it's been up for like a month or ttwo. I recommend replacing it with sonichu #11 to put more emphasis on the financhu crisis. --[[User:Pepper-0|Pepper-0]] ([[User talk:Pepper-0|talk]]) 10/01/17

*Maybe we should wait a bit more, until Pmurt takes office later this month. Chris has been commenting more on him than his finances lately, too. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:04, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

==New sighting in local news==
Chris turned up at a student mourning event and they made the whole video about interviewing Chris as if he was just a random student, he even has his fucking sonichu comics on the flowers as a form of self advertisemnt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n062B5gurp0 , Should be at least Video of the Now

*Yeah. I'll probably write up an article about it later. Unfortunately, there's not many editors left. I'm usually the one who adds content to the CWCki lately, but I'm a bit burned out from editing, especially with the ongoing server issues making it difficult. I'll probably get stuff updated in a day or two. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

== Begging counter ==

For the same reasons as the [[Template:PSNTracker]], mentioned [[Talk:Main_Page#PSN_Tracker_2|here]] and [[Template_talk:PSNTracker|here]], can we remove the Begging Counter template from the middle of the main page and relocate it to the Financhu Crisis Saga pages? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 06:08, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

*You might want to consider asking people on Kiwi Farms for their opinions, because there's a shortage of editors here. I'm the one who wrote the begging counter and placed it on the main page, because Chris had been doing a ton of begging and I figured it'd be a good way to keep the Financhu Crisis featured on the main page (and because it was funny to see a counter of the days since he last worked on the comic). I think it's still relevant now, because Chris mostly either begs or works on the comic, and the template directly links to both from the main page. Kinda like Article of the Now, but with statistics. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

*Yeah, I agree with Hurtful here. The begging counter should remain on the front page. -[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 19:14, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

::How about moving it down a bit then? My man concern is that the Video of the Now is at the very bottom, for example, even though that's probably what most people are looking for after Da Update. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 23:18, 24 June 2017 (UTC)

Alright. Video and Pic of the Now have been at the bottom for a while, though. Here's what the Main Page looked like before the counter - https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&oldid=199478 [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:40, 25 June 2017 (UTC)

== Downtime ==

What was up with the recent week-long downtime? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 03:20, 21 August 2017 (UTC)

== Discontinuing social media collection pages ==

Chris is so active on social media now that it's posing a problem for archiving his posts to the CWCki. There are only about 5 people who actively contribute here, which isn't enough for updating everything.

Collection pages like these are missing posts and the backlog goes back to June:

- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Facebook_posts
- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets
- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Patreon_posts

A solution could be to discontinue those kinds of pages. The templates at the bottom could be updated to mention that and provide respective links to his FB, Twitter and Patreon if people want to see his posts there.

If something he says is big enough for mentioning in an article, the source link could just directly point to his social media post. Some users have been doing that for recent articles. The risk is that Chris might delete, but that's covered by screencaps at KF / CWCki Club.

A drawback is that his text wouldn't be searchable on the wiki, except as partial quotes. Twitter has a great search program as an alternative, but I dunno about FaceBook or Patreon.

Thoughts? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:44, 7 September 2017 (UTC)
* I don't want to have to comb through the Random Chris Updates threads to find a specific screenshot. I'll put in work to fill in the gaps when I get the chance.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] ([[User talk:MoarLurk|talk]]) 09:00, 7 September 2017 (UTC)

*He made 22 tweets yesterday alone. Higher than average, but it's usually 5-10 per day and it adds up over the past few months. It's a lot to import into the wiki. If we don't discontinue, we should just use the social media pages to archive major posts that would be worthy of a thread or being on Da Update (like your updating the FB page on his lovequest posts from today). I think we should rewrite the opening paragraph present on the social media pages to state that they're now for major updates, as opposed to being a complete archive.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:10, 7 September 2017 (UTC)

*Another reason archiving is harder now is there are multiple pages covering his posts (FaceBook, Patreon, Tweets, Tweets for NightStar). Sometimes when Chris posts to a social media platform, content from it gets mirrored to the others. If the post mentions another platform, check that platform's page to see if it's there so you won't go through the trouble of adding in something which is already present. Like, if there's a FaceBook post which refers to Twitter in its timestamp, you can post that content to the Tweets page instead. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:22, 7 September 2017 (UTC)

== Chris's fuckin dildo collection ==

Can anyone please find out if Chris has a dildo collection it would be really appreciated.

* Maybe if you channelled your energy into using the search bar instead of making this dumb post you would know. --[[User:Shekelberg|Shekelberg]]

== Tumblr ==

So it looks like Chris has made a [https://cwcsonichu.tumblr.com tumblr]. Should a page be made about it? My tablet doesn't take screenshots so I haven't started one, and I don't really know what all to write about it.

-[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 00:00, 14 October 2017 (UTC)

*I made the page. It's currently a stub right now, so edit it to your heart's content :)

--[[User:Camille|Camille]] 16:07, 14 October 2017 (PDT)

==New Begging Video==
Chris just made a new begging video poorly disguised as a Patreon announcement. I don't know how to edit the front page, so can someone change the begging counter, sil'vous plaît?

Link to the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojxss2jEaGk

-[[User:Camille|Camille]] 14:52,14 October 2017 (PDT)

*I'm unsure if it counts as begging. I think his aim was to make an updated intro video for his Patreon, and part of his sales pitch was to say he wants money for bills, like with the first one, and he doesn't realize it's laughable to say that in a business video. If you want to change the counter, you can edit [[:Template:Begging Counter|this template]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:15, 15 October 2017 (UTC)

==Chris wants to talk to Pewdiepie==

[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/929823959205412864| Chris is requesting Pewdiepie DMs him] Could this be a new Saga? Did Pewdiepie insult him recently? [https://youtu.be/YulJWy1Wq7Y| Apparently Pewdiepie has] (about the 7:42 mark). Chris also has a new super white-knight [https://twitter.com/MissLadyLikely| Desiree-Delightful]

18:29, 12 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)

Mate, first word of advice, just because Chris does something that doesn't involve him shitting himself, that doesn't make it a saga. 12 November 2017 ([[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]])

Okay, people on Twitter were wondering if this would be the start of some kind of Saga. I apologize 19:12, 12 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)

*Since no-one has mentioned it yet, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvQ8HbaJeC0 Pewdiepie released a video about Chris today.] --[[User:Fiddy|Fiddy]] ([[User talk:Fiddy|talk]]) 07:58, 13 November 2017 (UTC)

Also- has anyone confirmed who MissLadyLikely is? Looking through tweets- she is either Chris, an ironic troll, or some kind of serious white knight...

Tweets seem to point to Chris 14 November 2017, 1:43 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)

*It's a ween who's trying to ingratiate himself to Chris and get attention. He tries to troll Chris occasionally, like when he posted some comic mocking Chris and then claimed to have been hacked - http://archive.is/30uM4, http://archive.is/Tg9BM . [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 09:29, 14 November 2017 (UTC)

==Dance with Chris==
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgWDcqmzkBw&feature=youtu.be| his new video]

12:52 14 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)

== Eliminate Improvement template? ==

Should [[:Template:Improvement]] be removed? I don't think it's used much. Hasn't been updated since August and articles on current events are being updated fine without being listed there. Da Update and Recent Changes should be sufficient if people want to see which articles might need work. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 13:37, 16 November 2017 (UTC)

*We can probably find something better to put there. I've tried going on the Improvement before but I usually don't know what to add/change. -[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 17:31, 16 November 2017 (UTC)

==CWCville is now in Germany==
[[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1579750492119424?pnref=story| The Zip code was changed to 69488]], Chris speaking as if CWCville is real, further into delusions.

14:44 CST, 19 November 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)

== The /pol/troll ==

Seems there's a new troll whose signature move is manipulating Chris into saying controversial things about himself and CWCville. Someone on KF coined him as the /pol/troll. Just to keep track:

*[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] is probably influenced by this
*[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]] and [[Operation BARBarossa]] definitely are
*The penis line in [[November 2017 Patreon posts#Chris writes about dicks, thinks it's his signature|the drawing Chris uploaded]].
*[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville mayoral election|an election for the Mayor's position]]
*A KF user pointed out that in [[Sonichu 15]], "Sonichu's b-day is April 20th, AKA 420, AKA Hitler's Birthday, AKA the anniversary of the Columbine massacre."

[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:25, 20 November 2017 (UTC)

*Is this why Chris has been going into great details of CWCville daily as if it were real? Like how CWCville is now in Germany and apparently citizens are on vacation?

18:40 CST 20 November 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)

*Probably, the theory is that someone is giving him "advice" and getting him to make these changes willingly. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:43, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

*Do you think the finishing move will be ending the Tomgirl Saga? 23:23 PM (CST) 20 Nov 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)

**Nah, Chris is too comfortable with being trans. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:49, 21 November 2017 (UTC)

== Chris at AVN (porn festival) ==

I noticed Chris in a video uploaded in january of this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmBeUZqv1QA at the 24 minute mark (left side)
what was he doing here? where did he get the money?
21:37 CET 21 November 2017 (Akitaka_Tsuya09)

*I dont see Chris anywhere on there.Chris would never go to Los Angeles I don't think (driving wise- I dont think Chris would ever fly nor could he afford it). If he was there, he would've posted something about it on Twitter or Facebook. Or he would have complained about traffic or if any "homos" were there. According to Chris's Facebook, a post never came from there. He would've had some post about meeting fellow lesbians or taken pictures with them and shared them.
15:57 CST 21 November 2017 (Shipper Of Heart).

== Rosechu being trans? ==

I really don't understand why Chris would be so upset with Rosechu being a transwoman. Chris did not put up a fuss when he decided that Robbie would become Roberta. I feel he would be overjoyed to have "Rosechu come to him and come out". Can anyone explain why Chris's own actions make him upset? He doesn't HAVE to make Rosechu a transwoman- but even in <s> Rosechu's story</s> Sonichu 15, he made sure to make Rosechu a female Pikachu/Raichu. Chris is asking Twitter what should happen, trans-Rose or cis-girl Rose, claiming either answer hurts someone- a fictional character or himself. He claims he has no control over his created world...he does?? its just a comic??

Also, anyone notice that Rosechu is now older than Sonichu by a few months? and they now apparently met on Valentine's day?

22:56 CST 6 December 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)
* We believe he might be getting ordered around by a yet-to-be-known source. They may be paying him big bucks to do all of these things he's been doing for the past month. Either that, or he's slipping deeper and deeper into insanity. [[User:Rtucker913|Rtucker913]] ([[User talk:Rtucker913|talk]]) 05:24, 7 December 2017 (UTC)

*Possibly, but I thought he would be excited to reveal that yet another character was trans-female (also odd since Roberta is trans, apparently Mother Rosechu is trans, and 'Grandma Christine' is trans). But again, in the opening to 15, its clear Rosechu is a female Pokemon (heart tail). Who knows- apparently being trans hurts Chris, but being cis will hurt Rosechu (again, fictional character). It was not a problem for these past years, and the tail incident in 0 seemed to be just artist error/ didnt know- with Chris lashing out that Rose was cis and edited the tail to be female.

I dont know if this could be a troll paying him- hes gotten money in the past and barely did what he was paid for (it took him over 3 years or so to get back into making Sonichu- which was a 1000 dollar commission by Dstecks, and Patreons have been complaining hes not sending out his promised tier prizes

00:14 CST 7 December 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)

==On the Quotes of the Now==
Just wondering, can I add quotes from people other than Chris? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 02:53, 12 January 2018 (UTC)

*Sure, go for it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:18, 12 January 2018 (UTC)

== Chris' response to trolls ==

Lately, Chris hasn't been ragequitting on the trolls as much as he used to, but instead tends to mock them. Where should we include this information? - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]

*Maybe mention in [[trolls]] and [[anger]] articles. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:54, 14 January 2018 (UTC)

== Chris and Spinalpalm ==

Chris seems very obsessed with SpinalPalm, despite them being a ''JERK''. The CWCville News Facebook reported them to be together. Is that Facebook just a troll page or is it usually TRUE and HONEST on its information? Looking at it now it seems to have been hacked or becoming a troll page.

Or is Chris possibly only excited since Spinal may have connections to Doopie?

[[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]] 19:01 CST 18 January 2018

*Most likely the latter. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:51, 20 January 2018 (UTC)

== Spam Accounts ==

Recently, a lot of spam accounts have been created on this website. Is there any other way we could deal with this besides just deleting both the accounts and the pages? - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]
*The only solution I can can think of is to make more moderators. Hurtful seems to be the only active user with the power to remove spam account. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 14:03, 22 January 2018 (UTC)

:This also happened a couple of years ago and I think they had to turn off automatic account creation for a while. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 02:39, 1 February 2018 (UTC)

== Template layout ==

Could Video of the Now and Pic of the Now be placed above This Day in Christory and Did you Know, since the latter aren't update items? I've tried experimenting a bit but I'm afraid I'll mess up the page. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 02:36, 1 February 2018 (UTC)

*I tried rearranging a bit, but moving Vid/Pic up kinda throws off the layout. Like, Article of Now would have a lot of white space under it because it's next to the taller Da Update. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:29, 17 February 2018 (UTC)

::Okay, thanks, yeah, I suppose it's a bit like arranging a puzzle with that many things. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 04:40, 24 February 2018 (UTC)

== Begging Counter ==
Is there a way to edit the counter? As of Feb 16, 2018, Chris once again begged for money via Youtube (no less than 10 dollars!!), also giving out his phone number to donate

*Yeah, it's [[:Template:Begging Counter]]. There are directions for resetting it in the description. I don't think it should be reset in this case, though - he's not really begging. What happened was Facebook sent Chris a Memory notification for the [[A browsing around an ol' playground]] video, which was uploaded a year ago, and Chris just shared it without thinking through how his audience might interpret it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:29, 17 February 2018 (UTC)

==10th Anniversary==
2018 and 2019 will see the 10th anniversary of some of the greatest trolling sagas. Should we make reference to that in the future? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:15, 20 February 2018 (UTC)

:I don't know...2017 is when the 10 year anniversaries of organized trolling started happening, I believe. If there's something significant, though, I suppose, why not?

==Increasing Security==
With two vandal attacks in a row, I think we need to add more moderators. Having only one active moderator is now enough for a wiki that large. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 03:06, 9 March 2018 (UTC)

*After talking with Larry and Canine, I've added a few more moderators (jerkops, as the wiki calls them). If anyone has any questions about it, let me know. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:24, 12 March 2018 (UTC)

== "Minor" ==

So as I'm sure you all know, the front page features the phrase "No shit is too minor", and minor links to another page... the duck page. Personally, I would've guessed it to link to pedofork. In [[Duck|short:]] Is this a dick joke? Why was it chosen over pedofork? Am I overthinking this and it was done for no reason? ''' o f u c i t s ''' [[User:Hallowed Ween|Hallowed Ween]] ([[User talk:Hallowed Ween|Holla]]) 07:52, 9 March 2018 (UTC)
:: "No shit is too minor" refers to the fact that no info is too minor. It refers how Chris reveals too much about himself. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 13:32, 9 March 2018 (UTC)
::: So... the link on minor is to ''emphasize'' just how much he reveals about himself. ''' o f u c i t s ''' [[User:Hallowed Ween|Hallowed Ween]] ([[User talk:Hallowed Ween|Holla]]) 00:23, 10 March 2018 (UTC)

== "Nothing too important but"==
sh
I think Chris's new favorite word is "yay!" he constantly says it now in all of his tweets like "Yayy!! Sonichu is 18!!" "YAAAYYY!!! I'd love a mod for Sonichu forces! YAY!" "YAY!!! The full video of the panel is up!
[[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]] 14:46 CST 22 March 2018
::Such thought should be best posted in Kiwi Farms, you might actually have a reasonable debate over there. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 22:29, 22 March 2018 (UTC)

== "Chris and Polyamory"==

So it appears Chris is now following the footsteps of Magi Chan and becoming poly (or as he called it in Magi's case, harem). He claims he knows these two in real life. Thoughts on who it may be, possibly its two of the "friends" he claims to go to events with? Maybe one of them is the 'friend' he went to see Sailor Moon with (Or guesses on the genders of these two? I kinda doubt a lesbian couple would want to be poly with him, but that's just me). Or are they even real, since he believes cartoon characters are real. If they are real, how long will it be until their identities are found out?
[[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]] 18:15 CST 27 March 2018

:Check out Chris's own sections in the [http://cwcki.club/index.php?forums/cwc-discussion.10/ CWCki Club] and the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms], full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions]]). --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 18:06, 28 March 2018 (UTC)

== Video of the Now Formatting ==

Is there a way to make the Video of the Now more narrow? It currently stretches to the right more than the entire rest of the Main Page. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 20:22, 23 May 2018 (UTC)

== reCAPTCHA ==

How difficult would it be to implement one of those verification services like reCAPTCHA on the CWCki? The recent onslaught of bots creating fake accounts is getting ridiculous.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 22:40, 28 July 2018 (UTC)
::I don’t know, but I highly agree with you. Additionally, the current verification service doesn’t work on mobile. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 13:23, 29 July 2018 (UTC)

== One page per month for videos? ==

Chris's videos nowadays are mostly just short begging / ebay announcements or occasionally rambling about his imaginary land. Having one page per month, like with the [[January 2018 Paid Video Requests]] page, would make it easier to organize and navigate, and faster to edit. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:53, 5 September 2018 (UTC)

==Article Suggestions==
I highly suggest adding these topics to the Cwcki: Funko Pops, he is obsessed with them in recent years. Gems, may be a part of the Relic of Fails. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 03:23, 28 September 2018 (UTC)

== Directing people to Kiwi Farms for updates ==

Since there's currently a shortage of people editing and updating here, I think we should direct viewers to Chris's board on Kiwi Farms, since that place is the most up-to-date resource for Chris news. I propose removing the Da Update and CWCki News template and replacing with a message to check Chris's board on KF for the latest updates. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 16:43, 7 October 2018 (UTC)

*Bump. This is what I'm envisioning for the main page - https://imgur.com/a/s3iY4r9 . Let me know what you think, otherwise I'll go ahead and put in the changes tomorrow. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:09, 9 October 2018 (UTC)
**Looks good to me. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 19:59, 9 October 2018 (UTC)

==Spambots are back==

Was registration unfrozen for a particular reason or was it an accident? Either way the spambots managed to reappear with perfect timing, and if registration is going to be kept open again then we need a permanent solution to the issue. [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 02:40, 4 January 2019 (UTC)

:[[User:Canine|Canine]] unfroze it to let someone register.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:32, 4 January 2019 (UTC)

::Some independent wiki sites such as Wikizilla have suffered from spambot problems similar to this, and it can be solved - Wikizilla is configured in such a way that users have to make 5 edits on existing pages before creating their own, which has largely stopped the spambots in their tracks since they're not sophisticated enough to attack existing pages. --[[User:Zillachu|Zillachu]] ([[User talk:Zillachu|talk]]) 10:36, 4 January 2019 (UTC)

:::The trouble is that we ''have'' seen spambots edit existing pages in the past, the main page in particular. There's probably some way to set up a vetting system on new accounts, but it would have to be more restrictive/complex than just tracking the number of edits made. [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 15:49, 4 January 2019 (UTC)

::::Is it possible to mark the main page as protected, like Wikipedia? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 18:37, 4 January 2019 (UTC)

:::::I think it's possible to make any page protected (not sure though), but I list the main page because it's the most frequently targeted. I think they've modified other pages, too. [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 19:04, 4 January 2019 (UTC)

::::::That's what I'm thinking. Looking at the User Rights page for people points out a group called "autoconfirmed users". I may be wrong but this implies the existence of a setting to manually confirm users before they are able to edit things, which would be the logical option to allow the relatively uncommon legitimate new users to be admitted with less hassle than simply blocking/unblocking registration entirely. If the bots just keep coming to clog up the new user rolls, this could probably be supplemented with a script that purges all non-confirmed users periodically. I think freezing registration is a decent stopgap measure as long as there aren't many new users, provided that it isn't kept open for so long that I have to delete literal dozens of spam pages.
::::::Where are the bots coming from, anyway? [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 21:48, 5 January 2019 (UTC)

::::Wikipedia also has a filter that detects spam and prevents changes from being published if the filter is tripped. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 16:43, 5 January 2019 (UTC)

::::::Perhaps the pages could be protected so only people who verify/confirm their email address could edit them. I'm not sure how that would be done, but it seems like it could work as a possible solution.--[[User:Zillachu|Zillachu]] ([[User talk:Zillachu|talk]]) 12:40, 5 January 2019 (UTC)

:Registration has been disabled again, so at least we won't have to deal with new bots. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:27, 5 January 2019 (UTC)

:Perhaps I am [[naive]], but why not just set up a captcha for new registrations? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 19:40, 12 March 2019 (UTC)

== Templates seem to be in sync again ==

I checked with a different browser, and the problem the CWCki had with templates not syncing seems to have been fixed, probably when Canine fixed up the server recently. So we don't need to deal with making dummy edits to the main page anymore. Anyone want to double-check? If it's fine, we can remove the dummy edit notices from the main page templates. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:43, 14 January 2019 (UTC)

:Late response, but I can confirm you are right. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 18:49, 18 January 2019 (UTC)

== Should we change the homepage layout, now that Da Update is to return? ==

With Da Update and registration to new users (as myself) now restored, should we put it in a box taking up half the page [https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&oldid=223323| as it was arranged] before October 2018? I think that merging the Quote of the Now, Da Update and CWCiki news into the blue box along the side would look neater than the three broad boxes we have up top at the moment. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 22:04, 13 April 2019 (UTC)
:Support. [[User:TopHatGuy|TopHatGuy]] ([[User talk:TopHatGuy|talk]]) 12:34, 14 April 2019 (UTC)

:Sounds good. Though I don't think Quote of the Now would fit on the side. Should Da Update be restored to how it was before (list of updates), or just have it link to the chronology page/KiwiFarms (like it is now)? I switched to the latter as an efficiency measure, because we were writing stuff into Da Update, and then copying over to the chronology for archiving, so I thought we could just write to the chronology directly. And not all of the major updates were making it into the CWCki, hence the KF link. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:43, 14 April 2019 (UTC)
::Keeping Da Update true to its namesake like it was before would be logical; a dossier on the homepage is more interesting and convenient to read than sifting through pages of commentary mixed throughout Random Chris Updates. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 20:07, 14 April 2019 (UTC)

:So something like [https://imgur.com/a/Ud7Zy10 this arrangement]? Tried putting Quote of the Now's space into the right side box to see how it'd look. Seems to me that it makes it too long, so we could leave Quote in its original space and use the right side box for CWCki News. I think CWCki News could be updated to note that registration/Captcha is enabled, and also to move to it the statement that all CWC updates can be seen at KF that's in Da Update at the moment. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:01, 15 April 2019 (UTC)

== A page for dimension C-197 stuff? ==

Since Chris firmly believes his alternate dimension world is real, he's been churning out characters for it (though I guess they'd be residents to him). We could use a page to dump that stuff. Like the other day, he said that "Cindy Zapbud" was pretend-Cole Smithey's replacement as a Pokemon professor. Could also be used for OCs that various Idea Guy-types insert (Ted Bunchychu, Fate the Pikachu, etc). Maybe something titled [[Residents of C-197]]? Are there any existing pages this could go in? We could probably use a dedicated article for [[dimensions]], too, maybe taking material from the [[Chris and reality]] page. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:09, 19 April 2019 (UTC)

We already have [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[Reality Cartoon]]. A dedicated C-197 article or one about dimensions could be nice. I'm not sure what the jumping-off point would be for someone wanting to read about this subject in a Chris/Sonichu context, but it's a significant ongoing event that should be documented in a clear and lucid style. Mega-pages are hard to read. Maybe this is more of a saga? [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 05:11, 17 May 2019 (UTC)

I don't think C-197 stuff fits with a saga. It's a bigger version of CWCville - an imaginary place where he has power that he doesn't in the real world. And trolls now know they can take advantage of that to insert their own characters. So it's a lot of one-off shit either made up by Chris or someone else. Even though mega pages are hard to read, stuff like Ted Bundychu doesn't have enough for their own articles, so something like [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals]] might be the best way to dump it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:49, 17 May 2019 (UTC)

Makes sense. Dimensional Merge is the event, C-197 is the place. I almost feel like there should be a box or something for Chris's views on reality over time. I discovered Chris a year or two before the start of the Tomgirl saga, and he seemed pretty sane then. The multiverse stuff, where it's not ripping off Marvel, strikes me as a break from Chris's usual psychology, perhaps influenced by HRT, Financhu Crisis, Barb's health, or other sources of stress. Just a gut feeling, but I think that things are changing. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 01:52, 18 May 2019 (UTC)

== Obscure Sprung article origins... ==

So, we know Chris appeared in Nintendo Power, May 2004, issue 179, and in Shojo Beat for November 2005, but where on Earth did the Sprung article come from? Is it also issue 179?

-Update- I have narrowed it down to March/April 2004 of Nintendo Power which could be #177 or #178. I have purchased the physical copies of both, and will verify this first hand. I was unable to locate the scans for those two issues. I also want to frame them for my Chris Chan shrine :)

-DarkWestern

== Main page graphics update ==

[[File:CWCki Introduction.png|150px|right|border]]
[[File:CWCki News.png|150px|right|border]]

Hi there, I am proposing some tweaks to the main page graphics to take advantage of the transparent background capabilities of the PNG file format.

Before proceeding further, what should I do with the frowning face at the bottom of Sonichu’s thought bubble?

I also plan to transcribe the captions for accessibility reasons (you know, the bit where you hover over an image and some text appears).

Regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 11:23, 30 April 2019 (UTC)

::I like the CWCki News graphics you made and there is no need to change the frowning face. As for the intro, I prefer to keep the old one to keep the consistency of the seasonal intros we have. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 02:32, 1 May 2019 (UTC)

=== Revitalising the Main Page ===

Hello, I have decided to only implement the background-free Update image, and postpone the top banner until I have the time to create the PNG versions of topical banners.

I am also thinking of developing a new Main Page, that takes advantage of modern CSS capabilites, and to make CWCki look less of a clone of the English Wikipedia.

What kind of design and layout would CWCki really like to have? I may be able to emulate the Sonichu logo for the top banner, while the panel layout could be based on the Sonichu comics ([[:File:Sonichu - Episode 2, Page 2.jpg|Inspiration 1]], [[:File:Sonichu - Episode 1, Page 3.jpg|Inspiration 2]]), albeit both in a smarter way, and with Helvetica in place of Comic Sans.

I am also thinking of a seperate panel to house the article counter, with an introduction to the CWCki and the active users counter. I got the idea from the [https://fr.wikipedia.org/ French Wikipedia], where the banner is a lot less cluttered as a result of the article counter having its own panel with the project introduction.

Best regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 11:32, 1 May 2019 (UTC)

: Part of the CWCki's charm, in my opinion, is that it preserves the same late-2000s aesthetic that defined the Internet at the height of the Classic Chris era. Re-designing it to look ''modern'' would take away from that. I like the idea of including the editor number, though, perhaps similar to the [https://eo.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vikipedio:%C4%88efpa%C4%9Do Esperanto Wikipedia]? [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 16:21, 9 May 2019 (UTC)

== Housekeeping ==

After recovering all the pages for [[Sonichu 4]], I have noticed that the file names of the pages are in a mess. I have a proposed naming scheme for the pages:

* Sonichu - Issue # Cover.jpg (for covers)
* Sonichu - Episode #, Page #.jpg (for episodes)
* Sonichu - Sub-Episode #, Page #.jpg (for sub-episodes)
* Sonichu - [Miscellaneous] Page.jpg (for ephemera)
* Sonichu - [Product] Advertisement.jpg (for adverts)

And they will be categorised under the appropriate issues that they appear in, with the appropriate sort key. For example: <code><nowiki>[[Category:Pages from Sonichu 15‎‎|#000a]]</nowiki></code> for the cover, and <code><nowiki>[[Category:Pages from Sonichu 15‎‎|#001]]</nowiki></code> for the start of the first story and so on.

If you like, I can do the lifting work for you, finding and reuniting all those duplicates.

Regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 10:45, 25 May 2019 (UTC)

== The mass-reverted edits today ==

Sorry about that. Not sure what happened. Maybe I had a tab open on Recent Changes and somehow clicked something that targeted all the Rollback buttons on the page to revert all recent edits. I think I cancelled everything out and restored the changes. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:18, 25 October 2019 (UTC)
::I was wonder why there were that many edits and reverts. Good thing nothing serious happened. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 04:26, 25 October 2019 (UTC)

== Removing "WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!" tagline ==

I think this tagline can be retired. We're at the point where it no longer applies, since Chris content is so high quantity with most of it low quality, that much of it often doesn't get included in the CWCki. The Da Update section also notes that only select updates get covered now. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:18, 20 December 2019 (UTC)
:I agree. There are too many orbiters flitting in and out, looking for their moment of on-line fame, who never get mentioned here. We should remove it. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 16:03, 20 December 2019 (UTC)
::It's such an ingrained part of the wiki though that regardless of validity it feels inappropriate to remove it. [[User:Duff101|Duff101]] ([[User talk:Duff101|talk]]) 04:57, 21 December 2019 (UTC)
:::Even if it makes sense to us, there are many readers whom we never see because they come here for the first time to learn about this glorious mess. It is better not to mislead them. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 15:15, 22 December 2019 (UTC)

== Are we focusing too much on Chris's enablers? ==

I dunno, maybe we should keep to some kind of standard for deciding which enablers get their own articles. We have several articles that are more about detailing attempts to worm into Chris's life, as opposed to significance to Chris. Classic trolls had significant interactions with him, his high school gal-pals, various jerkops/authority figures, etc, as well. But people like [[Aly Hirschberg]], [[Sarah and Steve]], [[Multidimensional White Knights]] don't have significant interactions. My concern is it might put off CWCki readers to come across articles describing plans cooked up by random enablers when this wiki is supposed to center around Chris and his failings.

Or we could slap a template on the page to let readers know about the type of article, something like, "This article is about an [[enabler]]. It primarily describes attempts to worm into Chris's life." [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:54, 12 February 2020 (UTC)

*Since you brought up the template, I’m currently working on an article on the ''Unholy Tetrad'', where it talks about all of the different types of people that attempted to contact Chris, but are frowned upon by most other people. I think we could use that page to list examples from each group, such as the enablers you mentioned.[[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 13:18, 12 February 2020 (UTC)

**This discussion would be more appropriate in the Community Portal; discussions here should be for the main page itself. However, I agree with HTL. Enablers are the latter-day equivalent of trolls, and the CWCki only records the likes of Liquid or Clyde, not their countless contemporary imitators who accomplished nothing of note. A purge might be in order to delete the full detailed articles for S&S, Hirschberg, MWK and the rest; the amount of attention that an enabler has here should be proportional to how much his presence is acknowledged by Chris. This is not LOLcow Wiki. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 15:52, 12 February 2020 (UTC)
== Possesed by box ==
Chris acting like an idiot on outside(eg. - Leftoversmedia stream) sources will bring a ton of newfags, to help those poor souls we should make a box which tells them who Chris is currently possessd by.

Good idea, added a line to the Coping Counter box about it. Also, please sign your posts by pressing ~ four times at the end, thanks. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:36, 24 May 2020 (UTC)

== Bringing back the Improvement template? ==

We used to have an Improvement template on the Main Page for listing articles in need of improvement. Should we bring it back? I deleted it a while back because it wasn't being used, but editors lately have been using their user/sandbox pages to keep track of to-do lists, so maybe there's a place for the Improvement template again? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:17, 24 June 2020 (UTC)

:yes yes yes yes yes maybe a page linked to the sidebar would be better cause when some newguy comes here, he shouldn't see a big box telling ”these articles need to be unfucked”- [[User:Klop|Klop|polK]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 10:23, 24 June 2020 (UTC)

::I can't change the sidebar, if you mean the left set of links (Main Page, Community Portal, etc). Maybe a spoiler tag could be used on the Improvement template for the same effect. Do we need the template itself or would just editing the CWCki News template suffice? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:27, 26 June 2020 (UTC)

::: In that case, a link to a to do list page on the main page should work. We can call it the CWCki Bounty Board or whatever so it sounds cool - [[User:Klop|Klop (HALO INFINITE HYPE ((343 better not fuck it up)))]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 03:04, 26 June 2020 (UTC)

:::Started a page at [[:CWCki:Article Improvement]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:47, 27 June 2020 (UTC)

::CWCki improvement sounds better. I'll be dumping general CWCki improvement stuff more than any specific article on it. - [[User:Klop|Klop (HALO INFINITE HYPE ((343 better not fuck it up)))]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 09:16, 27 June 2020 (UTC)

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Chris Chan's Chris Fan: Created page with "Should we have an article on this?"

Should we have an article on this?