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Talk:Saga

2010-01-15T21:54:48Z

Chris fangs: /* Actually... */

Add the sagas that we have from the [[List of Videos]] page and describe the overarching storylines in each. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:09, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
*i think a visual representation of the sagas would greatly improve the article. a vertical, multi-part image would work quite well, i think, but all ideas are welcome. thoughts? --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 17:09, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
:*A visual representation would be awesome, I'm just not an artsy kind of guy to do that :3. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:53, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Oh, maybe Cogs was thinking like a timeline with shadded parts to indicate sagas and show the overlaps. Very good idea, even I could do that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:17, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
:*I'll start compiling images for each section. I'll try my best anyway. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:49, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
==Changes==
So basically what I tried to do so far is sum up every saga in 3 images. Is this at all helpful? I can upload colour versions instead if we prefer, but I thought this looked kind of good. I can also put all of them together to make a MEGASAGA sort of image that we can add to as more sagas become apparent. What do we want? Or delete them if you think they are gay. If they are not gay, then I will finish the rest tomorrow. ALSO: I can make a vertically oriented timeline (like from a history book) showing how they progress and overlap. Or horizontally, whatever we want really. Just tell me. For now, I need to sleep. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:25, 24 October 2009 (CEST)

* I actually really like these. [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 03:38, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
:*I like them. Though I think that like, the subject of the saga should be in the center. Like, the Miyamoto saga, Reggie is in the middle when it really should be Miyamoto. If I may recommend one for Liquid, if there was a way to make it look like they're staring down each other, that'd be cool. Otherwise, nice work, I like the general idea. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:47, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
::*Your wish is my command. It is done. I think I got what you wanted for the Liquid saga too... Now what exactly? I can get started on a timeline. I guess I will work on making each subsection more introductory in the text too... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 20:49, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
::*So I have added some detail to give a bit more advanced insight on the sagas for this page. I hope it is helpful. Are there any other sagas that should be here? I assume not. What do we need to add to make this... complete... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:23, 25 October 2009 (CEST)

==Timeline==
[[Image:Timeline.png|right]]
So the timeline you see running here is one I made for this article. Problem, When I run it down the right side of the article it looks funny. At least I think it does. Try it. Should we put it there... or what? I will just work on the actual text of this article until we decide what to do about the imagery. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:33, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*I haven't heard any opinions on this and they claimed to like it in IRC so I have it running down the right. Revert it if you like. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:41, 25 October 2009 (CET)
:*I like it a lot too. Having it up and down isn't orthodox but it's well suited for the media. Very nice job. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:55, 30 October 2009 (CET)
*I think it looks great, but I think the information is a bit wrong... the Megan Saga went on through the beginning of 2008 and into the ED and Adam Stackhouse affairs. Hell, there wouldn't be a Stackhouse Saga without Megan. Otherwise, it looks good.
----[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 06:51, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

==Gregg Mays saga==
Not sure if we should consider it part of Clyde Cash saga but we should consider a Gregg Mays saga to include all this Gregg Mays stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:55, 30 October 2009 (CET)

==Jack Thaddeus Saga, anyone?==
Or does anyone think it's too early? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:42, 2 January 2010 (CET)
* I was about to suggest the same thing. With the [[Kill de Jack|recent]] [[To Clyde and Jack|videos]] aimed at him, the [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|three]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|phone]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|calls]] and the CWCipedia ad shenanigans, not to mention [[It's UGH!|previous]] [[Chris humps his PS3|antics]], there seems to be enough material to warrant a new saga. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 05:17, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
** Don't forget about Asperchu in the future. Seeing how dedicated Alec is with it so far (and Jack just started advertising his wiki in CWCipedia), a Saga for that is inevitable! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:32, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
*** And I think it has begun! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:02, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**** {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga. You like? --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 02:05, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***** Very nice! Now how about Jack, anyone? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:08, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***** Awesome job on the icon! --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:09, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
===Actually...===
Looking at recent edits, someone was adding a "Homosexual ad saga" to this page but it was reverted. While not a proper saga, I'd say it's a sort of mini saga and it's part of the Chris narrative, as it leads into Asperchu saga. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:49, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
:I'm not sure I'd call the homosexual ads a saga by itself, but part of a CWCipedia saga? I'm certainly not part of the inner circle, but I imagine more hi-jinks involving the CWCipedia are in store. [[User:Chris fangs|Chris fangs]] 21:54, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

Power Rangers

2010-01-08T18:58:55Z

Chris fangs: /* Power Rangers and Chris */ Fix reference

'''Power Rangers''' is the name of the franchise spanning nearly two decades that adapts Japanese tokusatsu ''Super Sentai'' series for American viewers. The show centers around a team of teenagers or young adults, armed with sophisticated weaponry and gadgets, giant machines that combine into even bigger machines, and wear brightly-colored spandex while fighting monstrous aliens. It was a smash hit when it first aired in the early 90's, and while most of the children who enjoyed the original series have long since grown up, new seasons continue to be produced.

And just like everything else, [[Chris]] got his grubby little hands on them.

== Power Rangers and Chris ==

Not much is known about how much Chris enjoyed the Power Rangers franchise, though it is known that Chris does like the older series. However, he seems less fond of the newer series...

{{quote|REVIVE ZORDON AND GET THE POWER RANGERS BACK TOGETHER, WHICH WAS MOST AWESOME!!! (COMPARED TO TODAY'S C***PY "POWER RANGERS")|Excerpt from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] single "Revive Zordon", as depicted in [[Sonichu 10]]}}

Chris is likely either [[naive|unaware]] that Thuy Trang, the acress who played the Yellow ranger, died tragically in 2001; that or he is simply [[Patti Chandler|in denial about it]]. Either way, it renders such a reunion a complete impossibility.

On [[The Wall of Originals]], two handmade Trainer cards are devoted to the series. The first is a card devoted to Bulk and Skull, the two dimwitted bullies from the original series<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:379-Bulk.jpg]</ref>. The second is a [[Sonichu]] Zord, predating the existence of [[Son-Chu]] by at least 9 years. It seems that Chris attempted to make this Sonichu Zord like the popular Tigerzord, but it comes off hideously as Chris depicts Sonichu's head on its chest, another robot head popping up in the first head's place, and its tail being used as a sword<ref>[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:224-SchuZord.jpg]</ref>. Needless to say, it [[fail]]s horribly.

== Power Rangers in ''Sonichu'' ==
[[Image:KartMegazord.jpg|thumb|right|The Kart Megazord - seriously, what the hell?]]
In the [[CWCipedia]]'s article on the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], it is mentioned that Chris was once a member of a Power Rangers team, despite the fact that all the other teams have been from California or outer space. In fact, he was the team's leader!

It doesn't mention who he fought or what he fought or even what powers he used, but it is said he piloted a go-kart (?) that was "sleek like an Arwing" and was the head of the so-called Kart Megazord. Sadly (for our sake), Chris disbanded the team before his graduation, but soon installed a new, younger team to take the reins. Where the team is and what they're doing and which female members are currently "non-boyfriend-free" are unknown<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21 Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens article]</ref>.

(As an interesting aside, Chris pretty much ripped off the go-kart vehicles, the "Kart Megazord" and the graduation disbanding and reforming from one of the earlier seasons of the TV show, namely ''Power Rangers Turbo'', the American version of ''Gekisou Sentai Carranger''.)

In ''[[Sonichu 9]]'', [[Allison Amber]] calls in the Power Rangers to fend off an attack by [[Slaweel Ryam]] (or possibly [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]]). The next panel depicts several people rushing off in ridiculous looking cars. If these are indeed the Power Rangers, they have yet to be seen again.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_43 Sonichu 9 p.43]</ref> Near the end of the story, the Kart Megazord makes an appearance, with [[Magi-Chan]] telling Sonichu and Rosechu that the team, now known as the CWC-Power Rangers, used their Megazord to defeat the giant [[B-Manajerk]] and the [[Merried Seinor Comic]] <ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_92 Sonichu 9 p.92]</ref>

In ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', to drive those inside 4-cent Garbage out, Chris and the Hedgehog Boys play a song entitled ''Revive Zordon''. This [[Fail|excellent]] song (which is sung to the tune of "Cat Scratch Fever", of all things) features lyrics written by Christian himself. In it, the band laments that the character Zordon was killed off at the very end of ''Power Rangers in Space'', and demands that he be brought back. The song also serves as a rant against "today's c***py 'Power Rangers'".

== Sauces ==
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[[Category:Comic]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Hooker incident

2010-01-06T23:37:38Z

Chris fangs: Fix anchor portion of link

The [[Hooker incident]] was a trolling where [[Bryan Bash]] sent a gaggle of hookers to Chris's [[14 Branchland Court]] so he could no longer be a [[virgin with rage]].

==Background==
After Chris's miserable little date with [[Emily]] gets ruined by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Chris comes home only to find that a mysterious benefactor has provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him with that whole "[[Virgin with Rage]]" problem.

==Result==
Chris literally starts crying and his parents call the police. During his phone conversation with [[Emily]], who but [[Clyde Cash]] should show up and claim responsibility for the incident.

==Aftermath==

Clyde took the fall for it in this phone call, right after [[Emily#Post-date_conversation_transcript|Emily's post-date conversation]].

 '''Clyde:''' [''fake-sounding accent''] This call is being recorded. [''phone ringing'']
 '''Chris:''' Uh, hello?
 '''Clyde:''' Hey, Chris. It’s me. Clyde. You seemed a little hasty at the end, there. I just want to talk to you.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, who is this?
 '''Clyde:''' It's Clyde.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. [''unintelligible'']
 '''Clyde:''' You want to say ‘hi’ to Emily? She’s still here. Anyway, I just wondered, like, uh… I was trying to help you with your virgin problem, and I sent over some ''fine'' ladies over to your house. How--how’d that work out for you?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, so you were the one who sent them over, huh? Well, for your information, uh, my family, uh, was very uncomfortable with them being--being sent over, and, uh, they re—and they reported them to the police, and they got turned in, and, uh… Yeah, we did not appreciate that.
 '''Clyde:''' Uh, Chris, you claim to be a virgin with rage all the time. I’m trying to help you, man.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, sending over prostitutes is not exactly the way of helping somebody find true love.
 '''Clyde:''' Sex is not true love, Chris. [''Chris talking in the background, indistinct'']
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you still there, Clyde?
 '''Clyde:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' [''[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] prompting him, indistinct''] Yeah, keep your nose out of our business, Clyde.
 '''Clyde:''' Look, I worry for your family and everybody, okay? I’m trying to look out for the best of you, Chris. There are much more evil men in this world.
 '''Barbara:''' I don't know who you think you are.
 '''Clyde:''' Hello?
 '''Barbara:''' I said I don't know who you think you are.
 '''Clyde:''' Chris, your voice changed.
 '''Barbara:''' But I’m telling you to both—uh—uh—t-to cease bothering us, okay?
 '''Clyde:''' Chris, your voice changed.
 '''Barbara:''' [''overlapping''] Otherwise, yer butt’s gonna be in trouble. Yer butt’s gonna be in trouble.
 '''Brian Bash:''' Is your refrigerator running?
 '''Barbara:''' Back off!
 '''Brian Bash:''' Uoahh!
 '''Barbara:''' Don't call us anymore. Goodbye!
 '''Brian Bash:''' No, [''unintelligible''] Use the Poke flute, quick!
 '''Clyde:''' Okay!

[[Category:Trolling]]