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2018-06-13T21:56:57Z

Chrisology1338:

{{quote|Today two very handsome Young Men came to my house to Hand Deliver some Fan Art! I humbly accepted their Gifts, [[Chris and sexuality#Bisexuality|gave them Great Big Kisses (on the CHEEK)]] and sent them on their way!|Chris<ref name=kiss>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997957259182227458</ref>}}

[[File:CWC with Copitz 1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris meets Copitz(right) and his friend.]]

'''Copitz''' is a [[weening|Ween]], YouTuber and a speedrunner on [[Twitch]] who lives in [[Charlottesville]]. In [[May 2018]], he gifted Chris fanart and later recorded a video of him and his friend chatting with Chris.

==Visit==
On 19 May 2018, Copitz and his friend Eric went to Chris's house to give him fanart Copitz had drawn. Chris was overjoyed to meet them, kissing them on the cheek<ref name=kiss></ref>, which he thought they found flattering<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997967420575760384</ref>, and agreeing to do a video with them.

==Interview==

This took place on 26 May 2018, with the videos released a few days later.

{{Infobox/video
| name = A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|SopgLOXCcoE}}
| stardate = 30 [[May 2018]]
| maker = Copitz
| previous = [[I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)]]
| next = [[Count Dankula|A Chat With Chris-Chan]]
| subject = }}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Deleted Scenes - A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QgRZgLGRb5g}}
| stardate = 31 [[May 2018]]
| maker = Copitz
| previous =
| next =
| subject = }}

==Transcript of "A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan"==
{{Transcription}}
{{Incomplete}}

[''For reference, the guy with the bandages on his face is Carson, and the guy in the back is Lee'']

=== (0:00-0:10) Intro ===

[''Techno music plays as text is shown on the screen'']

<pre>A Chat With Christine Chandler

Filmed Saturday, 5/26/2018</pre>

<pre>We accidentally lost the first bit of this footage, so that is why there is no intro here.</pre>

<pre>The only important thing that was lost was Christine indulging in some "JULAY" memes, believe it or not.</pre>

<pre>That being said, enjoy the video!</pre>

=== (0:11-0:22) Chris discusses the weather ===

'''Chris''': Ahh...[[Obesity|I-I tend to perspire easily]].

[''Chris fans his face and takes off his glasses'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah...It is pretty hot today. Maybe eighty degrees?

'''Chris''': Yeah. It's-[''wipes face''] mid-eighties right now.

'''Copitz''': Mid-eighties?

'''Carson''': This is really good.

'''Lee''': It's nice out.

'''Copitz''': It is nice out, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (0:23-1:17) Chris discusses the Kiwi Farms and BraveryJerk ===

'''Copitz''': Y- you probably know about the, the [[Kiwi Farms]], right?

'''Chris''': Oh, yes.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': People probably, uh-[''jump cut''] replied to you on [[Twitter]] when you posted the picture of us, then I posted it on Kiwi Farms.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': I didn't even know what the Kiwi Farms was, I w- I just thought like [''jump cut''] It was a place to maybe brag about my experience, you know, [Chris laughs] 'cause it was the first thing I thought of when I got home, but then I realized... that wasn't such a good idea and ['''Chris''': Mmm.] th- most of the people on the forums were telling me it wasn't a good idea either.

'''Chris''': Eeh.

'''Copitz''': Um, but, you know-

'''Chris''' (''interrupting''): I forgive you this time.

'''Copitz''': Haha, thank you. [''jump cut''] A lot of them were-were afraid that I was like a [[ween]] and I was gonna be like, you remember [[BraveryJerk]]?

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Ah, not sure.

'''Copitz''': He was the, uh, the African-American fellow who interviewed you at the, uh, the, uh-

'''Chris''' (''interrupting''): Oh... oh, yeah, yeah. I did n- I did not know his offline name.

'''Copitz''': Okay- no, that is his online name, is BraveryJerk.

'''Chris''': Online, offline, [''raspberry-like sound''], what did I say. I-[''Chris uses an extremely high-pitched and loud sing-song voice'']I kept sayin' words!!

'''Copitz''': How did you feel about the videos that he made?

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Uh, it is what it is, I just m'let it go, I'm cool.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

=== (1:19-2:28) Chris discusses Toys "R" Us and restaurants ===

[''jump cut, Chris is now leaning forwards, reaching for a cup of tea'']

'''Chris''': Which tea is this again?

'''Carson''': It's called Iron [''unintelligible'']. It kinda tastes like, sweet, even without sugar.

[''Chris laughs'']

[''jump cut, the tea is now being poured into Chris' cup'']

'''Chris''': That's good.

'''Carson''': Oop, didn't get your hand, did I?

'''Chris''': Nah, you're cool. [''jump cut''] Ha, could've been hotter.

[''Copitz laughs'']

'''Chris''': Yeah, I like spicy things.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, I like spicy th-

'''Carson''': Hey, what's your favorite food, by the way?

'''Chris''': Mmm. I like, uh, Mac and Cheese for longer time.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': When you go- go out to eat at uh, at, at near [[Ruckersville]], where do you normally go, do you come down to [[Charlottesville]], or...

'''Chris''': Uh, yeah, kinda here 'n 'ere, I mean, [''jump cut''] I just feel like it's cheap to just name [[McDonald's]] all the time, or KFC, or Taco Bell, ['''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah] but I tell you what-['''Copitz''': Those are cheap, though] if I like it good, I might get something good from the [''unintelligible''] Buffet.

'''Copitz''': Oh, yeah, uh- that's down near where [[Toys "R" Us]] is, right?

'''Chris''': Yeah. [sigh] Stop the closing of the Toys "R" Us!

[''Copitz and friends mock-scream in dismay'']

'''Copitz''': No! Not the Toys "R" Us!

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You probably get a lot of your, your [[MLP]] stuff from [jump cut] Toys "R" Us, don't you?

'''Chris''': Yeah, but's it's like, a lot of it's available online now, everyone's buying online ['''Copitz''': [''sucks teeth''] Yeah.] Maybe KB will make a return, just like I heard on, uh, kind of a, news thing I s- read about, few weeks ago.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah, it might- you know, that would actually be a good idea because it could pick up the business that Toys "R" Us, um, ['''Chris''': Lost.] would have lost, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (2:28-3:22) Copitz tells stories about Monster Energy and his friend Eric ===

'''Chris'''(''to one of the friends''): It was pretty good, by the way.

'''Carson''': I know, I like it a lot.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': I remember, I was here one time, and, and I, and I had a, I had a big, um, can of Monster Energy, and I tried combining it with the tea, but it just tasted like gross, warm Monster.

[''They all laugh'']

'''Chris''': They make a tea for Monster, Monster Tea.

'''Carson''': Oh, [''unintelligible''], I think it's called.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': So you remember Eric [''Shows a picture of Eric on the screen''], my friend that, uh, that came to ['''Chris''': Uh, yes.] your house, right? ['''Chris''': Yes.] He-

[''jump cut'']

[''The camera lurches awkwardly towards one of Copitz's friends'']

'''Copitz''': When he was taking the behind the wheel driving lessons, he went up to- to the [[Wal-Mart]] [''phone buzzes''] on 29 North. [''Camera tilts around''] Not the one in Ruckersville, but the one- ['''Chris''': Alright.] the one near Charlottesville.

[''jump cut'']

[''Copitz drinks some tea'']

'''Copitz''': Ooh, that is good. I like that.

[''jump cut'']

'''Carson''': Eric was actually the one who showed me the [''unintelligible'']

'''Copitz''': Oh, really. Shoutouts to Eric. [''closeup of Eric's face'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': So when he was driving- [''jump cut''] through the parking lot with his driver's instruction teacher and a couple of other students- [''jump cut''] he actually saw you. Uh, a while ago, he saw you, and he recognized you. So that- so that was, uh, exciting for me, and we were all jealous. [''Chris and Copitz laugh''] They got to see you.

[''jump cut'']

=== (3:23-3:43) Chris discusses people coming to his house ===

'''Copitz''': What were you thinking when we came to your house? How often does that happen?

'''Chris''': Uhh... [''jump cut''] Feel like I wanna say on average... maybe.. uh... once every few months?

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Is it normally [[fans]], or normally [[trolls]]?

'''Chris''': Um... I'm not quite certain.

'''Copitz''': Not- not sure? Maybe just people trying to- people that live in the area and just wanna meet an- an icon?

'''Chris''': Yeah, kinda. [''laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

=== (3:44-5:54) Chris discusses Animal Crossing, Let's Play, and the GenoSamuel2 documentary ===

'''Chris''': Hey, try the Hi-C! It's got mint in it, and it's really good.

'''Friend 3''': [''unintelligible'']

'''Friend 4''': There are many, huh?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, there are a lot of 'em.

'''Chris''': I like mint.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Um-

'''Chris''': Minty Squirrel from [[Animal Crossing]].

'''Copitz''': Minty Squ- Yeah, you know, you did a lot of Animal Crossing stuff back in the day, didn't you?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': You made [[Animal Crossing Documentary|that Animal Crossing video]] for [[Borb|your parents]]? I thought that was really nice.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': And then I just did touring of what I had on my GameCube.

'''Copitz''': Ah, right. Yeah. I- you kn- I remember people saying- I thought this was really cool- They said that you pioneered the Let's Play experience.

'''Chris''': I did?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, 'cause you did it- you, you like, you recorded yourself, um, you're y'know, commentating over gameplay before basically anybody else did on the Internet.

[''Copitz plays 5:02-5:10 from Chris' Animal Crossing Documentary'']

<blockquote>'''2003 Chris''': -moving on with the tour of my house. As you can see I've got- I'm collecting the NES games. I've got most of them down here, and I've got a couple upstairs.</blockquote>

[''Video clip ends'']

'''Copitz''': So some people consider you the pioneer Let's Play.

'''Chris''': Huh.

'''Copitz''': That's pretty cool, isn't it?

'''Lee''': That is pretty cool.

'''Chris''': Okay, well that's news to me.

[''Copitz and friends laugh'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah, I saw that ag- on the, um, do you know, the uh [[Chris_in_the_media#Chris_Chan:_A_Comprehensive_History|GenoSamuel2 documentary]]?

'''Chris''': Mmm.

'''Copitz''': Um, he's making this ''crazy'' long, comprehensive documentary, and I'd say it's very objective, he's not making fun of you in any way.

'''Chris''': Mm.

[''jump cut'']

[''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 10 is shown on the screen'']

'''Copitz''': He's on Part 10, and they're each 40 minutes, and he's only on like 2008, [''Picture disappears from the screen''] so it's like, it's like he's getting everything in there.

'''Chris''': Ah, as much as he can, right?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah. H- how do you feel about it when people make, like, documentaries and stuff about you but they're not making fun of you?

'''Chris''': Um, I feel abou- I kinda feel like, uh...

'''Copitz''': You wish your past wasn't documented as much?

'''Chris''': Uh, no, I don't wanna say that.

'''Copitz''': Mm-hm.

'''Chris''': Um, I just kinda wish I wasn't as- more famous than infamous ['''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah, that's true.] for more of my good qua- [Ego|more of my good traits, but I think they're all well noted among which.] I have faith in the goodness of people. And that's , uh, that's discounting and discrediting the obvious bad ones.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Y- you've met some good people out there. I mean, we're here, right? You know. ['''Chris''': Yeah.] Yeah, we're- we're trying [''camera suddenly zooms in on Chris's torso''] to be friendly. [''all laugh'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Lee''': [unintelligible] cameraman?

[''He's likely saying something along the lines of "Can I be the cameraman" because of Copitz's response and his later disappearance.]

'''Copitz''': Yeah, you think you could help us- help me out here? Thanks, Lee.

=== (5:55-6:01) Interlude ===

[''The same techno music plays, text is shown on the screen'']

<pre>Starting here, there is a lot of background noise that I did not realize was being picked up.</pre>

<pre>I apologize for this error. That being said, please carry on and enjoy the rest.</pre>

=== (6:02-6:45) Chris discusses his favorite games ===

[''The camera is now in a different position, revealing more of the room. Lee is gone from the frame, and is now the cameraman.'']

'''Copitz''': All right, we're good, we've got Lee as our cameraman now, so that's good.

[''Chris laughs'']

[''jump cut, camera is zoomed in more'']

'''Copitz''': Um, so Chrischine[sic] was just saying off-camera that her favorite, uh, [[Sonic]] game was Sonic CD.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Um, would that make that your favorite game of all time?

'''Chris''': Uh...

'''Copitz''': Or you like Animal Crossing or [[LittleBiGPlanet]] more?

'''Chris''': I like, I like [[List of Chris's games|all the games I've played]]-

[''Copitz starts getting up from his seat and reaches for the camera. As he touches it, there is a jump cut.'']

[''Copitz withdraws his hand from the camera'']

'''Chris''': -[[PlayStation_3#Trophies|definitely earned, like up to a hundred percent of the trophies.]]

[''someone laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': I dunno about favorite game of all time, though. Mmm...[''wipes face'']...Although, big props to everything LittleBiGPlanet, especially everything on the [[PS3]], 'cause I'm able to make my [[LittleBiGPlanet#On_costumes|Sonichu costumes]] and play the game [''Friend laughs''] as [[Sonichu]] in a way.

'''Copitz''': [''Looks at camera''] You- you still uh, kind of a big gamer? You play games a lot?

'''Chris''': Yeah. Here and there, just when I- I do as I feel.

[''jump cut'']
[[File:Copitz's Face Swap Picture.jpg|thumb|400 px|The picture in question.]]

=== (6:46-6:56) Copitz shows Chris a picture ===

'''Copitz''': I got this picture right here where somebody swapped our mouths and made Eric's head really big.

[''The picture shows up on the screen'']

[''Chris and Copitz laugh'']

'''Copitz''': I'll put that up on screen.

'''Lee''': Oh yeah, I saw those, too.

'''Copitz''': You think that's funny?

'''Chris''': Silly, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (6:57-7:16) Chris talks about his typical day ===

'''Copitz''': What is a typical, uh, 'CWC' day like?

'''Chris''': Um... Well,I'm gettin' into something a bit more exercising. Going to [[Chris_and_health#Anytime_Fitness|Anytime Fitness]], I am a member there.''

'''Copitz''': The one, uh, in Ruckersville?

'''Chris''': Ehhhm... Not so much anymore, had to relocate, I'm not sayin' where.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': The one I'm going to, does- it's much farther... Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (7:17-8:09) Chris talks about his jobs at Wendy's and Cutco Cutlery ===

'''Copitz''': So you worked at the [[Wendy's]] in Ruckersville for a while, didn't you?

'''Chris''':[''nervously''] Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Wh- what was your experience like there?

'''Chris''': Ehhh... Kinda hit-or-miss, ['''Copitz''': Oof.] and I was still young... um... I felt like it [''jump cut''] just didn't quite suit me as well anyhow.

'''Copitz''': Mm-hm.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Did you work anywhere else?

'''Chris''': [[Monthly tugboat|Uh... uh... No, not these days.]] Uh, but I did work one summer as a... representative of... [[Cutco Cutlery]]? But I- I treated it only as a summer job, so...

'''Copitz''': Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Are you 36 now?

'''Chris''': Uhf... Yes.

'''Copitz''': 36.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': We can still make the next [''unintelligible''].

'''Carson''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': It's a generation gap that can be a brrrrrridge. Like in a blidge[sic] dictionary, I'm making a bridge.

[''Unsure of what Chris is actually doing here. I think he's trying to [[Chris and Spanish|roll his 'R's]], but if he is, he's doing it so badly that I can't tell.'']

'''Copitz''': Bridge.

[''Chris moves his hand in a horizontal motion, supposedly imitating a bridge'']

[''Copitz and Chris fist bump, creating an explosion.'']

[''Copitz and Chris laugh'']

'''Chris''': There's a good bridge.

[''jump cut'']

=== (8:10-?) Chris talks about his name change and his favorite movies===

'''Copitz''': What was it, the um, the uh, the bear, at the, at the [''unintelligible''] Mall [[Christopher's name change|that gave you that name]]?

[''Text is shown on the screen, accompanied by a doorbell-like sound effect.'']

<pre>
*Referring to the name "Christian" here.*
</pre>

'''Chris''': Yep. Leonard... Bearstein.

'''Copitz''': Leonard Bearstein.

[''jump cut'']

'''Carson''': Do you have a favorite movie?

'''Copitz''': Favorite movie.

'''Chris''': [[Mary Poppins]].

'''Copitz''': Mary Poppins.

'''Chris''':[''odd voice''] Supercalifragilisticexp-

[''Copitz joins in'']

Both '''Chris''' and '''Copitz''': -ialidocious.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You ever go to the theater?

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Ehh, my friends, uh, took me there, t' see [[Pokémon]]: I Choose You

[''The video cuts to a still from the movie, text laid on top:'']

<pre>
POKEMON[sic]: I CHOOSE YOU SPOILER ALERT

SKIP TO 9:12 TO AVOID
</pre>

'''Chris''': Pikachu... talked to Ash, literally.

'''Copitz''':[''muffled by the tea he's drinking''] Mmm?

'''Chris''': An' it's like, "Pikachu!"- ['''Copitz''': The whole movie?]- No, just one part - but it's like [''Chris does an admittedly good impression of Ash from the Pokémon anime''] "Pikachu! [[How_the_Pokémon_Came_into_Our_PokéBalls|Why don't you get in your Pokéball?]]" an' he's like, [''very high-pitched voice'']"It's because..." ['''Copitz''':[''incredulously, looking at the camera''] What?] "...It's because, I want to be with you."

'''Copitz''': That happened in the movie?

'''Chris''': [''still using the high-pitched voice''] Yeah.

[''Copitz plays a camera-recorded clip from the movie'']

<blockquote>'''Ash''': Pikachu... Why won't you get in your Pokéball?</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''Pikachu''': It's because...</blockquote>

<blockquote>[''The crowd starts murmuring confusedly, a few people saying variations on "What?" or "No..."'']</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''Pikachu''': ...It's because I always want... to be with you.</blockquote>

'''Chris''': The whole movie was quite good, we enjoyed it.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': [''unintelligible mumbling, continuing in high-pitched voice''] left. [''unintelligible''] to refill? Oh, no, we're still good. Ha.

'''Copitz''': We're good, we're good.

'''Chris''':[''normal voice''] It's like, almost half full, and I like being... optimistic.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You're a half-full kinda...

'''Chris''': -person. Yeah. [''strange, deep voice that is probably supposed to be an Optimus Prime impression''] I'm an optimist. [[Transformers|My name is Optimus.]]

'''Copitz''': Optimus Prime

'''Chris''': Opti''mist'' Prime.

'''Copitz''': Optimist Prime.

[''both laugh'']

[''jump cut'']

=== (9:36-10:35) Chris rambles about bells and bananas===

'''Copitz''': I wanted to ask you how you feel about- [''jump cut''] - Richard Simmons.

[''Copitz most likely meant [[Robert Simmons]].'']

'''Chris''': Oh... yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Hearing his name definitely rings the bell.

'''Copitz''': [''sucks teeth''] Yeah.

'''Chris''': Rings the bell.

[''Chris suddenly moves his head to his left shoulder, imitating a bell.'']

'''Chris''':[''deep voice''] Glung.

'''Copitz''': Is that the troll bell?

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': What's that called, a gong, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Yeah, no, I was actually thinking if a really big bell-

[''They all start talking at the same time'']

'''Carson''': Oh, I got it.

'''Copitz''': Oh, yeah, like a really big, like a really big, yep, like...

'''Chris''': -like in a high tower.

'''Chris''': Yeah, although, I think this one would probably have a crack in it . Not like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_Bell the Liberty Bell,] exactly, just like, you know, just a f- kind of a crack, because, I dunno, we're not perfect, we're all a little cracked somewhere.

'''Copitz''': Yeah. [''jump cut''] Carson on his face.

[''The camera zooms in on Carson, showing in more detail the bandages on his face.'']

'''Carson''': Yeah, ha ha, [''jump cut''] my face is destroyed.

[''The camera zooms in on Chris's hands as he pours himself tea.'']

'''Chris''': W- we're all- [''drops spoon''] Whoops!

[''The camera zooms back out'']

'''Chris''': Ha, there's a little fumble, but it wasn't an epic fail.

'''Copitz''': Yeah. No, not an epic fail. Could've been an epic fail.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': What's your opinion on Minions? How do you like Lee's Minion shirt he's wearing?

[''A picture of Lee with a Minion shirt is shown on the screen.'']

'''Lee''': Probably, uh-

[''Chris suddenly starts talking an an obnoxiously loud, nasal, and high-pitched voice. The camera starts zooming in on his face, and the audio is edited to be echoey, making Chris's outburst even more terrifying than it already was. It's hard to tell what's Copitz's editing, and what's just Chris.'']

'''Chris''': [[Random-access humor|{{RageQuote|AH, MINION, DEY SO FUNNY, GNA GNA GNA, BANANA. BANANA BANANA BANANA. BANANA! MINANABANANA! THBBPTHBPT!}}]]

[''The camera mercifully zooms back out, the audio returning to normal.'']

'''Chris''': Uh, I not- I've seen the first Despicable Me movie.

[''jump cut'']

=== (10:36-?) Chris talks politics ===

==Transcript of "Deleted Scenes - A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan"==
{{Transcription}}

==External links==
*[https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/998016112745943041 The fanart Copitz gave Chris].

==See also==
*[[Chris and journalism]]

==References==
<references/>

{{FanChats}}

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Count Dankula

2018-06-13T20:56:20Z

Chrisology1338:

'''Markus Meechan''', better known as '''Count Dankula''', is a Scottish YouTuber. He is known for achieving major press coverage for posting a video where his girlfriend's pug does the [[Idea Guy|Nazi salute]] on command. He is also a [[weening|ween]].

==Interview==
The interview was initially teased by [[Kiwi Farms]] owner Null two days before, when he posted: "A YouTube/broader Internet celebrity with a large audience is interviewing Chris on Tuesday. If you have any requests put them in now".<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-interviews.35683/page-12#post-3422382</ref> Like [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1]], the questions were from user requests.

Some highlights include Chris saying that he physically travels to [[CWCville]] and other [[My Little Pony|fictional cartoon]] and [[Pokémon|video games]] locations through [[Chris and reality|portals that open up before him]], and claiming that his homemade [[S-Chu Ball]] is physical evidence of something he brought back from the other side. Another claim Chris makes is that he, his father [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and serial killer Ted Bundy are/were half-Sonichu in real life. Most troubling of all is that Chris claims that serial killer Ted Bundy did not kill anyone, was innocent of all those crimes, was working undercover to find who the real murderer was, and was framed for the murders – all ideas he got from [[Idea Guy]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = A Chat With Chris-Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ijGuu_qq2ic}}
| stardate = 5 [[June 2018]]
| maker = Count Dankula
| previous = [[Copitz|A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan]]
| next =
| subject = }}

==Transcript==
{{Transcript}}
{{Incomplete}}
Count:[laughs nevously] and uh here we are ehh chri- chris chan it is amazing to actually finally be able to meet you, how you doing?

'''Chris:''' I'm doing ok how are you?

'''Count:''' I uh-

'''Chris:''' Live on space coast, coast to coast

'''Count:''' [Laughs] Well uh I have been trying to set up this interview for quite a little while and as someone that has actually watched for uh good number of years and obviously, you know that a lot of the internet is very interested in you so im going to do my best and make sure this interview isn't like all the other interviews you've had where the interviews have been pretty lame and they havent dove too much into you so im going try to go into areas that some people may not have spoken about so I do have a few questions lined up of a few things that im pretty intrested in hearing about uh mainily about cwcville is-

'''Chris:''' Yes

'''Count:''' One of the... one of the main things that ive- from what I've read and some of the things I've seen is that you believe that CWCville itself is a completely real place

'''Chris:''' It is a real place

'''Count:''' as well... and all the characters within CWCville are also real

'''Chris:''' Yes

'''Count:''' and mo- and one thing that I've heard as well is that you believe that you can actually travel to CWCville

'''Chris:''' Yes I do believe so

'''Count:''' ohthatsfineum- so what is it that actually makes CWCville a real place

'''Chris:''' well it exists in another dimension and realistically it's in the northern part of Virginia

'''Count:''' Th- CWCville is in the northern part of Virginia

'''Chris:''' ya

'''Count:''' so you can actually travel there

'''Chris:''' uh not in this world but I gu- I have a way of which I'll be able to get there from this world to over there in that world

'''Count:''' how- how is it you actually travel there then, just curious

'''Chris:''' Well, we're still working on th- getting the bugs out of it, among which I've astral projected there. [incomprehensible] is quite infectuous.

'''Count:''' [''Laughs''] Thanks very much, I try my best to speak clearly whenever I'm on Youtube because my accent's very thick and sometimes people, uh, have trouble understanding what I'm saying. So, uhh, just to clarify as well, you can reach CWCville through astral projection, then, so it's like, with meditation kind of, you can reach CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' Right. So, any g-

'''Chris:''' That's the easiest way of visiting at least.

'''Count:''' Right, I've got you. Umm, and so obviously, if you go to CWCville all the characters will be there, all the characters are actually real?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' Right, well, just as... is there any... I'm just asking, is there any evidence that you have that proves CWCville is a real place?

'''Chris:''' Evidence? I can show a few things that I've actually gotten from there...

'''Count:''' If...If you want to show them on stream, yeah, that would be good.

'''Chris:''' I have an S-Chu Ball for one thing [''shows ball off to camera'']

'''Count:''' Did you get that from CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Count:''' That's interesting, that's amazing. Well, see how you... Have you travelled to CWCville before, yourself?

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Count:''' You have? Umm, can anyone travel to CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Hmm... Currently, the majority can travel to CWCville through meditation and astral projection. But for the, like, the proper visitation to happen, we're working on a portal, eh?

'''Count:''' Right. Okay, and so do you need to get special permission, then, before you can enter CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Eh... We're still going through a bunch of red tape there, but yeah. Pretty much.

'''Count:''' Ah, right, I've got you then. So then would CWCville essentially have, uhh, a bit of an immigration policy, then, only certain people would be allowed in?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Too many people from this world could take great advantage of things, and try to make things go wrong. Very very bad.

'''Count:''' I completely understand where you're coming from. Umm, so when you actually travel to CWCville, what do you do while you're there?

'''Chris:''' I help watch over things, I help defend the city when need be, and I definitely see over the laws and things.

'''Count:''' Right. Because you're the mayor.

'''Chris:''' Uhh, I'm pretty much the big leader, I'm the head honcho, I'm the creator and the chronicler.

'''Count:''' Right, okay. So obviously you created this place so, would essentially... you'd be a little bit higher than the leader then, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you be the god since you literally created the place?

'''Chris:''' No, no. I am not a god because a God created everything, I only created a portion. I did not create all things.

'''Count:''' That's fair enough, that's very humble. And when you're in CWCville, who do you speak to in particular? What characters from the Sonichu/CWCville universe, who do you speak to?

'''Chris:''' I talk to the... I talk to my Sonichu and Rosechu and all the others of my species.

'''Count:''' So what do you talk about?

'''Chris:''' About... I'm half Sonichu.

'''Count:''' You're half Sonichu?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' So is it... Sonichu like part of yourself, almost like a split personality sort of thing, or is it an alter ego?

'''Chris:''' You see me transform in the books, eh? It's pretty much like that.

'''Count:''' Right. So are you yourself Sonichu? When you go to CWCville, do you transform into Sonichu or are you still-

'''Chris:''' I, I go there, I'm human, and then I can transform into my Chris-Chan Sonichu form.

'''Count:''' Riiight, right, I understand now. That's fine, that's interesting, and umm, one thing that I've sort of read about you as well is that you feel all other cartoon universes, so things like American Dad, My Little Pony, so on and so on, they're all actually real places, as well?

'''Chris:''' Yes, they are.

'''Count:''' And all the characters there are actually real?

'''Chris:''' Oh yes.

'''Count:''' But do they exist sort of in the same dimension as the Sonichu universe, or do they have their own dimension?

'''Chris:''' Some universes... Some of them actually do have an alternate dimension, like Steven Universe where World War II never happened.

'''Count:''' Right.

'''Chris:''' That's a whole different dimension right there.

'''Count:''' Right, I understand. So, some of them exist in the same dimension, some of them are different, but do you get to all of them by the same method?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, among which a whole dimensional portal and everything, yes.

'''Count:''' Right. So is it, different portals or different kinds of meditation will take you to different universes?

'''Chris:''' Get you-

'''Count:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Get you physically there.

'''Count:''' Nice one, that's interesting. Now, see, CWCville itself. Now obviously you are the creator, you're the one that creates the Sonichu comics, you draw them all up and you create the story of CWCville. Now, what would happen to CWCville if you just stopped creating the comics? Like-

'''Chris:''' E-Everybody still continues on living their lives as normal, like, like you or me. Our story still continues on as long as we live.

'''Count:''' Th-

'''Chris:''' And pretty much, uhh, what I've written and, what I've written and chronicled, yeah? Among which that definitely happened beyond my own power and authority of pen and paper, but then also some of it... had already happened and I just was able to get the history in my mind all the way directly from there. It's a whole psychic process, eh?

'''Count:''' Right. So, uhh, what would happen to CWCville after you're gone, would the CWCville universe just continue regardless? It would just keep going?

'''Chris:''' It would, it would keep going, yes... [''speaking like a showman''] The show must go on!

'''Count:''' [''Laughs''] Well, moving on from CWCville, that has been some really interesting stuff that you've actually told me about, but just to go a bit more into sort of personal things about your life, I have read an awful lot into you, but I'm... Let me try and keep things as positive as I absolutely can, now, it's just that some people are really interested in your relationship with your father, and it's just to find out what are some of the fondest memories you have of your father?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, well let's just see, eh? That's quite a bit to think about. I'd say among which, definitely, the road trips and him taking me to a park or two, and just enjoying the scenery and all.

'''Count:''' That's really nice. Umm, I know your dad had something, was it called the dreaming studio?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, yes, that's a workshop in the backyard.

'''Count:''' Umm, did you and your dad ever make anything together in there?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, a few do-it-yourself projects.

'''Count:''' Was it just like woodworking, stuff like that?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' Well, what did you make?

'''Chris:''' [''Exhales''] I don't remember.

'''Count:''' Was it a long time ago? Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Too long, yeah.

'''Count:''' Nah, that's absolutely fair enough. I know that another question, as well, that a lot of people are interested in is, eh, have you ever been to Disney World or any other theme parks?

'''Chris:''' No.

'''Count:''' You've never been to theme parks?

'''Chris:''' I've been to a theme park before, but I've definitely never gone out of state to go to a theme park.

'''Count:''' Alright, what kind of rides were your favorite?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, I like the... I like the roller coaster, I like the ferris wheel, I like the spinning-go-round where you're sp- you're... you're inside the [incomprehensible], you're spinning around and around, and you come out all dizzy.

'''Count:''' Ah. You're braver than me, uhh, I went-

'''Chris:''' [''Laughs loudly'']

'''Count:''' [''Chuckles''] I went on a roller coaster once when I was twelve, and it made me sick, and I've never been on one again ever since. [''Shakes head''] I'm scared of roller coasters.

'''Chris:''' I t-

'''Count:''' [''Laughs'']

'''Chris:''' I tell you the trick? You find your center when you're feeling dizzy. You just... you ride the dizziness in your brain, you find the center in your brain and you ride with it.

'''Count:''' [''Laughs again''] I'll keep that in mind. And uhh, another question that quite a few people are interested in is, ehm, who... What can you tell us about... Is it Maggie-Chan?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, Magi-Chan.

'''Count:''' M... Magi-Chan, sorry, umm, who is Magi-Chan?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, he is our... He is our resident major powerful psychic/electric type Sonichu. Amongst the special 59. There are 59 of us special Sonichus and Rosechus out of the thousands they emitted from the rainbow of February 3, two thousand... [''thinks''] three.

'''Count:''' Ah, right, and what's your relationship to Magi-Chan?

'''Chris:''' Throughout my entire life, he's a lot older than you think. Hmm. And definitely as old as I had mentioned on twitter earlier, but anyway... [''widens eyes''] He was my guardian angel my whole life.

'''Count:''' So... So has he been around a lot longer than the CWCville universe, then?

'''Chris:''' Quite so, even a lot longer than me.

'''Count:''' Really?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' So well, what is it that he does? Does he just sort of look out for you in the real world, and even in CWCville?

'''Chris:''' He looks out for everyone in CWCville, he looks out for me, he looks out for a lot of us people. And he's my loving, devoted husband.

'''Count:''' So you're... You're married to Magi-Chan as well?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' So what's uhh... What's your relationship with Magi-Chan like, then?

'''Chris:''' Really good. We have a good... We have a good relationship between us, good communication and everything. [''Smiles'']

'''Count:''' That's really good then, how long have you been married for?

'''Chris:''' We've been married since March 26, this year.

'''Count:''' Congratulations, I'm actually getting married myself.

'''Chris:''' Heh. Congratulations to you. I'm also married to my Cryzel Rosechu, we got married on the same day. We're polyamorous.

'''Count:''' P... Polyamorous... relationship? [''Visibly confused'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' Very progressive. Umm... So, I understand one of the things about your past is your Love Quest, you were obviously looking to find a partner, and uhh... Some people made fun of you for it, which I find very unfair because, you know, finding a life partner is everyone's goal, to be honest, you were just a lot more vocal about it. So...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' So you being married to these two characters, does that mean that you've completed your Love Quest, then?

'''Chris:''' Pretty much, yes. Because it turns out, uhh, I was destined for this relationship, and that's why my past relationships, real and fictional, with the theoretical exes that were trolls and bullies that pretend to be women, that's why they all failed. Because I was destined for this [''forces a smile''] lovely relationship.

'''Count:''' That's... That's amazing, that's really good, so like, do any of them exist in the real world, or do they only exist in the CWCville universe, I know you said Magi-Chan...

'''Chris:''' They exi-... They exi-... They exist in this world, they exist in that world, they exist everywhere.

'''Count:''' Right. And so, so they...

'''Chris:''' They just come... They come from there, they come from here, they use a portal and whatnot to get from there to here.

'''Count:''' Right. And are any of them with you right now?

'''Chris:''' Oh yes, they're all with... A lot of them are... A few of them are with my, currently my hubby and my honey.

'''Count:''' That's good, umm... This is something I've kept track of for a long time, so I'm actually pretty happy that you've completed your Love Quest. Congratulations.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Yes, thank you.

'''Count:''' And, uhh, one thing that you brought up as well was one of the main things that I did want to speak about, is, in your past you have had people troll you, I would probably go as far as to say that you have been one of the most trolled people on the internet, and I'm... I'm kind of known for being a bit of a troll myself, I like to make fun of people, I like to take the piss out of people, but there is a line that people shouldn't cross. I feel if you're trolling someone, you shouldn't affect their real life, and you have had some really really bad things happen to you in the past, things that even to me are things that really cross the line. And it has had a really bad effect on you.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm.

'''Count:''' And stuff, like you said people in the past pretended to be women, tricking you into falling in love with them, and I-

'''Chris:''' Mhmm...

'''Count:''' I know one of them was BlueSpike, and I thought what BlueSpike did particularly was absolutely disgusting. I thought what he did to you was terrible.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm. [''Covering face'']

'''Count:''' Yeah. I'm sorry, I don't mean to upset you, Chris, I would... If you don't want me to talk about it, I won't talk about it.

'''Chris:''' It's all right.

'''Count:''' Okay, I'm very sorry, I'll move on from that, I just uhh... I just wanted to make it clear that some of the stuff that's happened to you is very very unfair

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' And just so you know, we don't... Not everyone laughs at what happened to you.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' I just wanted you to know that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, thank you. If there's anything positive I'd like for everybody who, say, gets trolls or bullies out there on the internet, definitely just ignore them and try and move on with your lives for yourself offline and uhh... Just try to do good for yourself, be emotionally positive for yourself, because the most important person you could love, or who loves you, is yourself.

'''Count:''' That's a good and wholesome message, that's really good. But like, those were just some of the main questions that people wanted to go over but I'm quite happy that you keep talking about CWCville cause it seems that CWCville is obviously a passion it's what you're most active about and you love doing.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that and my species of Sonichus and Rosechus.

'''Count:'''So what's next in the CWCville storyline then? What's next to happen?

'''Chris:''' We're still developing, it's ongoing. I'm still working on the Ninth star book, and after that I'm working on book 14, which is... we're end up going further into Graduon's story.

'''Count:''' And what's going to happen there, or do you not- do you not want to give away too much of the story there? Do you want to keep it a secret?

'''Chris:''' Well, essentially we go- we talk about Graduon's history, and how he came to be here and there, and uh... at this point pretty much coming back to Earth in the Metal Sonichu body and what happens after that.

'''Count:''' Nice one. It's interesting. So, in regards to then, obviously you're in a polyamorous relationship. Do you plan on having kids?

'''Chris:''' Eventually yes. That is definitely part of the destiny.

'''Count:''' Do you have a destiny planned out for yourself?

'''Chris:''' The destiny was planned out for me without my knowledge.

'''Count:''' [''Laughs''] Was that- was that Magi-Chan that did that?

'''Chris:''' For so many years I didn't even know until most recently, but yeah. It's all good.

'''Count:''' That's good then. What are you... what are you doing with yourself in the real world anyway? You just sitting making comics and stuff, or you just doing your drawings? What else are you doing in the real world?

'''Chris:''' Uh, I didn't understand the question.

'''Count:''' Oh, sorry, just... In the real world, like where you are just now, like outside of CWCville, do you have any future plans or anything or are all of your plans centered on CWCville? Basically is all that matters or of the real world.

'''Chris:''' I don't know much about future plans right now, except for what I've learned recently about the uh... about my destiny and everything, so I'm pretty much just going with the flow, and doing as I go, which it actually kind of works out. Being pretty much in the present.

'''Count:''' Well that's good then. So, I'm just trying to- it's some of the things you've said about CWCville with like- I'm fascinated, mainly about the dimensions type of thing but like... It's just that I'm interested in about the travel, like how often do you actually travel to CWCville?

'''Chris:''' I'd say most daily.

'''Count:''' Daily? How long do you spend there?

'''Chris:''' Uh, about like a few hours at the moment?

'''Count:''' Does it... does it work in the same way like, for example, if you travel to CWCville and you're there for two hours, does two hours pass in the real world?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, the time difference is one to one.

'''Count:''' Right, so it's the same amount of time. Right.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' It's fair enough. I'm just- so what else do you- what else is it that you do there? Do you just talk to everyone, like, do you have a house in CWCville that you live in?

'''Chris:''' Yes, I have a place that I live in there.

'''Count:''' Right. And do you live there with your wife and husband then there?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. We're pretty much mostly still here- still here at the time, and we're going to end up being mostly over there much later on.

'''Count:''' No, that's fair enough. And I totally- It's weird that I totally get where you're coming from. Is there anything else, like, about CWCville, that you think people would find interesting? We've got about 3,000 people watching just now and they're finding it pretty interesting. Is there anything else you want to tell them that, you know, not many people know that you think they'd be interested in?

'''Chris:''' [''Sighs''] Well, I definitely so much more to CWCville that meets the eye. And, by the way, Pallet town where Ash Ketchum came from, as well as Viridian City is clearly south of CWCville.

'''Count:''' So is the Pokemon Universe in the same dimension as CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' That's cool, cause I fucking love Pokemon. I love Pokemon, I don't care how old I am. I love Pokemon. [''Laughs''] And so, do you travel to Pallet Town as well then when you're in CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Just nearby, so... we got Oak down there, we also have our own Pokemon professor in the city of CWCville as well. Anyways, it's all good, it's fine. But also you think a character that's on [''Stutters''] you think a character or person is fictional in this world, they exist in that dimension or in a sister dimension, once again like Stephen Universe is in that different dimension where World War 2 never happened.

'''Count:''' Right. Did World War 2 happen in the CWCville universe?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' It happened there?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, this one's pretty much... the sister dimension to this world where we're living in right now, you and me.

'''Count:''' Right. [''pauses in awe''] I have so many questions! So, so you've got-

'''Chris:''' So many questions, so little time.

'''Count:''' I know, I know, I'm sorry, but like... So, CWCville itself has its own Pokemon professor, so there's obviously Pokemon in CWCville that you can catch.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, and Sonichus and Rosechus are definitely in the family, you know, between the evolution of Rosie, Rosechu, Vamprosa, Sonee, Sonichu, Metonic... They're all official Pokemon, and there's literally over 1,000 Pokemon in existence and registered officially in the Pokedex over there that are not yet chronicled in this world in the games and everything. And Sonichu is number 982.

'''Count:''' So, those Pokemon that exist in the CWCville universe that haven't yet come into the games in the real world.

'''Chris:''' You mustn't not- You don't have to call it CWCville universe, because it essentially is the neutral sister dimension universe to our world here where everybody exists pretty much.

'''Count:''' So out of all the cartoon or comic universes that exist, CWCville is the one that's most closely related to the one that we're in now?

'''Chris:''' Well you have pretty much CWCville, but there's also Springfield, Quahog, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live there, and even Cybertron exists there. And Canterlot High School with a portal to Equestria.

'''Count:''' Right, so they're all deeply-

'''Chris:''' In the same dimension!

'''Count:''' So we're all in the same dimension as these other worlds?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, the only difference is that pretty much... we can't see it in this world or our reality, but we open our minds and we can see what would be invisible in this world, but it's fully visible there in that dimension. And the Gamindustri and all the CPUs are there.

'''Count:''' Right. Who are the CPUs?

'''Chris:''' The Console Patron Units. Hyperdimension Neptunia.

'''Count:''' What do they do? I don't know what they are. Sorry.

'''Chris:'''[''Pause''] You gotta get in on this. Hyperdimension Neptunia this is , the games been around for many years, the CPUs are the goddesses, there's a religion around them and everything. And there's like a 12 episode anime for them that covers at least the basics about them.

'''Count:''' Right, right, okay. So when you mention the other worlds like obviously Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers and stuff like that, do you travel to those worlds too?

'''Chris:''' Uh, among which I can project myself to there, yeah.

'''Count:''' Oh, obviously because you're the creator of CWCville, is it- it's obviously much easier for you to get to CWCville than it is to these other worlds.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, pretty much among which, it just takes a little bit more effort for me to get to most anywhere else.

'''Count:''' So, what other worlds have you travelled to?

'''Chris:''' I've definitely been to Equestria.

'''Count:''' You mean Equestria, Is that the My Little Pony one?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' Alright, so what did you do when you were there?

'''Chris:''' Uh... just pretty much, diplomatic things.

'''Count:''' So, do these other worlds, do they have like diplomatic relations with each other then, do you sort of act as a diplomat between the worlds?

'''Chris:''' Among which, and an ally. I try to be as good a friend as I can be.

'''Count:''' Right, so is it to sort of like to maintain peace or something? Cause it usually- whenever diplomats are involved, it's because worlds might not like each other. So do any of these worlds, you know, sort of...

'''Chris:''' I don't know the full- I don't know the total history, but there have been some conflicts among which in the past that have been previously chronicled in the animated, the live action, the anime series, and the comic books and manga and literature books and everything. It's all- a bunch of it- a lot of it's chronicled in our world, so what I don't know you can pretty much read about it.

'''Count:''' Right, so have some of cartoon worlds, then, have they like gone to war with each other before?

'''Chris:''' Uh... like I said, I don't know the full history, but I would go with among which... yeah.

'''Count:''' Do you know which ones? If you don't know it's fine.

'''Chris:''' I don't know. I don't know the totality of it all just yet. I only know, like... you know, this, that amount here and there. I don't know everything, its still a big world over there, just like this one.

'''Count:''' Yeah, is it- sorry.

'''Chris:''' And then the big universe that surrounds it. Even Planet Dolan is there.

'''Count:''' Planet Dolan, is that- is that in its own universe as well? That's the YouTuber isn't it, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but I'm talking about the actual Planet Dolan with all the characters from Planet Dolan actually exist like Melissa the Bird, and... PringleTheOne and Nixxiom and Hellbent and Dolan. Dolan himself. The character Dolan!

'''Count:''' That's amazing. So like, has CWCville ever been at war with any other cartoon worlds? Has there been problems or any kind of aggression or anything like that?

'''Chris:''' Not that I'm fully aware of, but I'm sure there have been a few differences here and there.

'''Count:''' So obviously your job is to make sure, like you act as the diplomat so you try and make sure that everything stay peaceful?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And I have my own bunch of powers as well, so it works.

'''Count:''' So, what powers is it that you have?

'''Chris:''' Electric, Magic, Psychic... I'm still learning.

'''Count:''' So do these powers work in the real world or is this only when you travel to these other worlds?

'''Chris:''' They're still in development. They partially work in this world.

'''Count:''' Right. Is there anything more you want to tell me about your powers? What is it, specifically that you can-?

'''Chris:''' [''Hesitates''] Um, let's just leave it at... uh, I don't want to divulge too much right now.

==See also==
*[[Chris and journalism]]

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2018-06-13T20:53:03Z

Chrisology1338: /* Examples of weening */

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{{quote|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting a ween attempting to [[prank call]] Chris.}}

Rounding out the unholy trinity of [[white knights]] and [[A-Log]]s, '''weens''' are several times as annoying as the previous two combined. Both a corruption of the phrase "epic win" and a reference to [[wikipedia:Ween|the experimental rock band]], weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the success of prominent trolls, but generally just embarrass themselves due to their lack of originality, humility, and/or wit. In other words, they're the hyperactive preteen cargo-cultists who annoy the ''shit'' out of non-weens with their [[Chris and art|complete lack of talent]] [[Random-access humor|and insular sense of humor]].

Think we're exaggerating? Maybe a video or two will help get the point across.
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==Examples of weening==
[[Image:epicweentrolling1.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT WEENS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]]
[[File:Paying to ween.png|thumb|A ween pays Chris money on livestream in order to post shit he doesn't even read.]]
[[Image:Furniggersmustdie.jpg|thumb|Typical ween art.]]

* Elaborate trolling plans.
* Falsely [[White knight|white-knighting]] Chris to befriend him and get whatever you want out of him. The [[CWCProtectSquad]] is a notorious example of this.
* Prank calling Chris. Double dumbass points if it's just to yell "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!]]" or "[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]]/[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|SOMETHING]]!" into the phone.
* A-Logging. While not all weens are A-Logs and vice versa, the two often overlap. A-Log himself was as much of a ween as your average A-Log in many, many ways.
* Making fake [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] profiles of people Chris follows.
* Spamming Chris's Facebook pages with random pictures of [[Sonic]]'s redesign in ''[[Sonic Boom]]''.
* Scathing e-mails, letters, or social media messages.
* Butting into conversations Chris is having with other people online, especially if he isn't doing anything particularly wrong at the moment (which is 99% of the time). This has sadly become way too common with the [[DoopieDoOver]] saga.
* Attempting to contact people who once interacted with Chris but have since cut off all ties with him ([[Megan]], [[Cole]], [[the Wallflower]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], etc.) and drag them back into the spotlight.
* Terrible fanfiction that "wittily" deconstructs ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' as a saccharine dystopia. Sorry folks, but ''[[Asperchu]]'', ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' and ''CWCollateral'' not only all already did this, but have also milked the concept for everything it's worth; it's time to move on.
* Terrible fanfiction and fanart that focuses solely on murdering Sonichu characters, as seen in the picture below-right. Double dumbass points if focusing predominantly on the slaughter of [[Sonees and Roseys]].
* Terrible fanart of ''Sonichu'' that attempts to be wittily macabre by making it even more [[Chris and art|grotesque]], [[Episode 21|gory]], or [[Episode 17|perverse]] than it already was.
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where Christorians lurk, or even in places where most of the members don't even know about Chris. Either way, it's very annoying.
* Making frivolous or exaggerated claims of Chris's misconduct in feedback on sites like [[eBay]] or [[YouTube]].
* Spoiling Chris's legitimate attempts at participating in [[Chris and contests|contests]] or e-commerce.
* Making [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y87AvTrK9Dc terrible rap songs] about Chris.
* Meeting up with and interviewing Chris, this has happened several times by now.
* ...breaking the [[law]] in pursuit of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]], such as vandalizing or trespassing on Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|property]], illegally recording telephone conversations, stalking him, his mother and by extension the rest of his family, or [[Death threats|threatening him]] with violence or even death. We shouldn't have to say it, but for fuck's sake, '''DON'T DO THIS.'''

==Why you should avoid weening==
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|[[The Miscreants]], grateful to get away from all of the weens leeching off their hard work.]]

Now, we know what you're thinking. You're not one of those try-hard [[BlueSpike|13-year old boys]] who still think that screaming "'''JULAAAAAY!!!'''" or "'''IAN! BRANNON! SOMETHING!!!'''" at Chris is the height of wit. You've come up with a great plan to really get under Chris's skin, bring back the good old days and all that shit. <del>While you ''may'' in fact be that guy,</del> 99.9% of the time, you should just shitcan your trolling plans and move on with your life.

Why, you ask?

===There are much better targets than Chris===
If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not choose a better victim? As much as the CWCki analyses and discusses in detail [[Tomgirl|his]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|numerous]] [[Semen|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his Ego|per]][[Chris and reality|son]][[Chris and hypocrisy|ali]][[Chris and Remorse|ty]] [[Chris and anger|fla]][[Chris and race|ws]], Chris doesn't even come ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of internet scumbags. [[Beel|Neo-nazis]] and [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|other hate groups]], [[white knight|social justice warriors]], [[Blanca Weiss|abusive lovers]] and [[Barb|parents]], [[Joshua Martinez|scam artists]], [[pedofork|pedophiles]], [[Allison Amber|corrupt]] [[Pmurt|politicians]] and [[4-cent_garbage.com|corporations]], [[Angelica Rosechu|religious zealots]], [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophiles]] [[Clover and Snoopy|and other animal abusers]], [[Collosal Chris-Chan|hackers, malware writers]], [[JuggaloShoutOut|gang]] [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|members]], [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorists and their online recruiters]], [[A-Logging|A-Logs]], and many other assorted shitbirds are much more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be.

Even if you don't give a shit who the trollbait is as long as you get [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], the Chris of today just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be-- as discussed in further detail below. The amount of effort you would need to put into navigating around his paranoia and autistic sensibilities would be staggering to say the least. And even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, ''what is there left to do to him?'' Anything amusing about him has already been exhausted, except the shit he does on his own initiative, also discussed further below. All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow; as much as you may try to milk it, you'll be hard-pressed not to get only cobwebs and dust in return. With that in mind, you may as well just spend your time on another lolcow who hasn't been inured to years of deceit.

For most aspiring trolls, the only reason to pick Chris over any other Internet jackass is because he's relatively well-known even today, and you have a ready-made audience available to appreciate your efforts. But that's just you being lazy, not some trolling mastermind.

===The best trolls are chosen by fate===
Most of the greatest trolls didn't even mean to get into professional trolling. [[BlueSpike]] never intended to create the [[Julie]] character; he just rolled with it when Chris assumed he was a girl because of his voice. [[Clyde Cash]] was an emergent meme and later a collective identity that spread from Chris [[Ryan Cash|jerking around his fanbase]]. [[Liquid Chris]] started out as just a YouTube nobody who was surprisingly good at Chris impressions, and was eventually noticed by the man himself out of the blue. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] thought that he was making a page on a run-of-the-mill lolcow, and had no idea of the clusterfuck he was about to create. And [[Ivy]] merely asked Chris for a video shout-out to impress a friend, and didn't even think twice that Chris would [[Holding Out for a Hero|latch onto her as hard as he did]].

Ask any of Chris's seasoned trolls, and they'll tell you meticulous trolling plans ''really'' don't work with Chris, because it's not always so easy to predict how he'll react to anything. On one hand, he completely shrugged off [[Blanca Weiss|"Blanca"]] stealing and destroying the original medallions, even though the trolls behind Blanca had predicted he'd rage like nothing before. Conversely, he has also [[Chris and anger|completely]] [[Death threats|overreacted]] to what could be considered quite [[Pickles|minor]] [[Homos|triggers]] in comparison. At most, people who troll Chris successfully just go in with a rough outline and let Chris fill in the details as they go. So quit the elaborate planning, because it doesn't work and only makes you look obsessed; coincidentally, this is exactly what turned the trolls' attention to A-Log himself.

===The Chris of today is not (quite) as gullible as he used to be===
Granted, almost no one on Earth is as [[naïve]] as Chris was in 2007. However, since then Chris has gradually learned that when he's contacted by people claiming to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Prank calls#Batman Call|Batman]], [[Vanessa Hudgens]], someone from his past, or [[Savannah Chandler|even his own relatives]], chances are he's just being trolled. In fact, the naivety of the younger Chris has been swapped for a distrust of anyone who tries to contact him, to the extent where he's even turned down legitimate attempts to get in touch by people he actually knew at [[high school]] or [[college]].

This hasn't been helped by weens--according to [[Seinor prom|senior]] trolls, Chris was once contacted by ''10 people'' claiming to be Megan at the same time, all of them claiming to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Megan and telling him not to believe the others.

Chris also vets those who try to bait him with fake social media accounts of people he follows. Weens tried this during the Doopie saga, only for Chris to embarrass them by thoroughly debunking their claims<ref>[[Misc texts#Fake Doopie profile]]</ref><ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Outsmarted a ween, with help of Kiwi Farms]]</ref>.

===Your idea is probably not original===
Whatever it is, it's probably been done before, and most likely better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work, or that there was a DANG, DIRTY IMPOSTER whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame, or convincing him to [[The MovingFoward videos|destroy his own life upgrade on-camera]] in an attempt to claim [[Trollin Train|a $9,001 bounty that never actually existed]]. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some minor variation on something that's already been done, like ''"what if we got his [[high school ring]]?"'' or ''"what if we got him to see another parody of his comic?"'' In short, you're wasting your time trying to rehash older trolling events, because we've all seen it before; more importantly, so has Chris, so he probably knows where you're going with it, too.

===Weenery discourages Chris from producing content===
Chris is at his most productive when he believes he has lots of fans and everyone, barring a few trolls here and there, loves him. Most agree that weenery is detrimental to this strange, symbiotic relationship, and it is considered to be one of the causes of the slump in content between 2011 and 2014. In that time, Chris entered a hiatus as a result of a combination of mourning for his [[Bob|recently deceased father]], and a constant stream of weenery over the years that made him think of himself as a victim who wouldn't be able to do anything without being harassed. As a result, he became far more private, meaning barely any content for us. Only four years after 2011 did he re-emerge from this hiatus.

It is also worth mentioning that Chris produces better content when left to his own devices. Since his semi-retreat from the public eye after his father's death, Chris has been [[28 October 2011|prosecuted]] [[26 December 2014|twice]], concocted [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|outlandish conspiracy theories]] centered on [[Megan Schroeder|someone he hasn't spoken to for years]], [[10 January 2014|accidentally set fire to his house]], eventually continued working on the previously-unfinished [[Sonichu #11]] again, and [[Un-clit 2.0|sliced his own taint open with a knife]] as part of a hairbrained attempt to grow his own [[china]]; all of this without any impetus from the trolls. Don't try and rush the master of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]].

===If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself===
Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto is ''the'' textbook example of trolling backfiring on the would-be troll, and it's important to remember that he would never have attracted the attention of the internet if he had simply toned down the vitriol enough to make it less obvious that he was absolutely obsessed with Chris. It was thereafter a fairly obvious leap in intuition to assume that someone with that level of hysteria and monomania over someone they had never even met would have had some skeletons in their own closet -- and as it turns out, A-Log had more than a few. These included homemade yiff fanfiction featuring a [[duck|tellingly moderately-endowed]] fox OC, a cache of disturbing cartoon pornography, a laughably-poor college radio show from which he almost got fired after [[Bob Walks In|being caught masturbating in the studio]], and a video where A-Log does an excruciatingly unfunny stand-up "comedy" bit, revolving almost entirely around attacking Chris and what the radio was playing at the time -- before a crowd who, judging by their reaction, had never even heard of Chris.

Another more recent example of the same thing happening to a ween is the case of [[Michael Hirtes]]. After a myriad of sockpuppet accounts, spam messages to Chris and anyone he conversed with numbering in the thousands -- mostly consisting of outdated memes and ''ad hominem'' attacks -- and enough angry rants for him to ''also'' be described as being truly obsessed with Chris, it naturally led to some digging. Sure enough, Hirtes was revealed to be an unemployed furry who is even older at 53 years old, even less mature and more prone to [[Chris and Anger|tard rage]] than Chris, and having a number of embarrassing things to his name -- including criminal convictions and a newspaper article of him in a fursuit discussing yiffing. Consequently, he quickly became a huge laughing stock; not only becoming a lolcow himself, but it even got to be the point where [[Michael Hirtes#Chris's view on Hirtes|Chris himself dismissed him as an irrelevance]].

By the same token, obsessive and excessive weenery is very likely to get you noticed by other trolls, who will in turn start trolling you because of that and anything else they notice about you, hoisting you on your own petard. In other words, it's akin to plugging in a big neon sign pointing the trolls straight to your collection of ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] x Anne Frank'' slash fiction and ''Tiger Beat'' magazines with [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|boy bands]] mugging on the front.

===Even if you do succeed, you may regret it later===
Sometimes, trolls that do somehow manage to succeed in extracting lulz from Chris end up getting more than they bargained for. Liquid Chris may have to spend a long time fending off accusations from people outside of the Chris-Chan bubble of tormenting an emotionally vulnerable autistic man for his own amusement. BlueSpike will turn 30 someday, and even then will still be thought of as the crazed, sadistic pervert who willingly listened to a [[slow-in-the-mind]] mass debate for hours on end and forced him to shove a broken [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC|clay]] medallion up his ass, all at the age of 13.

To add to the irony, people who didn't intentionally upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. Do you think [[Adam Stackhouse]] enjoys being inundated by various unwanted ''"you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!"'' messages in his e-mail inbox? Or that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] appreciates seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or her students uses Google? Or that [[Michael Snyder]] would like being constantly reminded by various weens of almost becoming the victim of vehicular homicide in misguided attempts to congratulate him? In all these cases, the answer is a big, fat '''NO'''.

===Chris is still the undisputed trolling champion===
Lest we think the drought in content between 2011 and 2014 was because of a shortage of active trolls, consider that we would have had a ''windfall'' in content of unprecedented magnitude had Chris still been making frequent videos. A lot happened in that time, although you wouldn't know it from his near-invisible updates; Chris had another [[Catherine|girlfriend]] whom he eventually discovered was fake, was led to believe his [[gal-pals]] never liked him, [[Destruction of Chris's House|caused a house fire]] after brewing coffee in his bathroom at 2 in the morning, launched a [[Sonic Boom Protests|dogged, one-man crusade against a simple design change]], and [[26 December 2014|got himself arrested again]] as a result of it. And that's just the tip of the iceberg; if Chris had been as enthusiastic for 24/7 content creation as he has been both before and since then, we'd have been utterly spoiled. While he eventually began making videos again in [[November 2015]], the staggering amount of missed opportunities still remains.

Honestly, most of the [[Saga|bullshit]] in his life has been [[Chris and anger|his]] [[Chris and his Ego|own]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|fault]]; even in the "golden age" of trolling, many Christorians' most fondly-remembered incidents had little or no active involvement from the trolls. Chris unexpectedly spilled the beans about his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS during an IRC chat about a mostly unrelated subject. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] came out of the seemingly innocuous act of him putting up [[House tour|footage of the inside of his house]] on YouTube. The events of 28 October 2011 would likely have taken much longer to come to light if not for Chris himself posting pictures of Michael Snyder and various other details to this very wiki within hours of him getting home from jail. Chris's macing of a GameStop employee was provoked by a minor change to a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|cartoon hedgehog]]'s design that was done by professional video game designers unfettered by the vitriol they'd receive from obsessive fans like Chris; and as with the incident in 2011, several details of his misadventures at GameStop would've taken a lot longer to come to light, had he not posted his own mind-blowingly self-serving account of the incident on Facebook within days of being released on bail. And one can only imagine what on Earth possessed him to not only draw [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], but to post it online and [[Madman Rising|passionately proclaim]] that it depicted Megan, one of the few real friends he's ever had.

An old saying among Christorians applies here: "''[[Trolls#Chris_the_Troll|Nobody trolls Chris better than Chris]].''" In other words, even without active trolling, Chris is so good at turning his own life into a rolling disaster that not even the triumphant return of Clyde Cash could top how he's trolling himself. So just sit back, relax, and [[Main Page|enjoy the show]].

==See also==
*[[A-Logging]]
*[[Michael Hirtes]], a prominent ween
*[[Idea Guy|Joshua Wise]], a tragic example of an elaborate trolling scheme that backfired

==Sources==
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User:Chrisology1338

2018-06-13T20:51:11Z

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I hate weens

Copitz

2018-06-13T20:49:14Z

Chrisology1338:

{{quote|Today two very handsome Young Men came to my house to Hand Deliver some Fan Art! I humbly accepted their Gifts, [[Chris and sexuality#Bisexuality|gave them Great Big Kisses (on the CHEEK)]] and sent them on their way!|Chris<ref name=kiss>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997957259182227458</ref>}}

[[File:CWC with Copitz 1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris meets Copitz(right) and his friend.]]

'''Copitz''' is a [[weening|Ween]], YouTuber and a speedrunner on [[Twitch]] who lives in [[Charlottesville]]. In [[May 2018]], he gifted Chris fanart and later recorded a video of him and his friend chatting with Chris.

==Visit==
On 19 May 2018, Copitz and his friend Eric went to Chris's house to give him fanart Copitz had drawn. Chris was overjoyed to meet them, kissing them on the cheek<ref name=kiss></ref>, which he thought they found flattering<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997967420575760384</ref>, and agreeing to do a video with them.

==Interview==

This took place on 26 May 2018, with the videos released a few days later.

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| stardate = 30 [[May 2018]]
| maker = Copitz
| previous = [[I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)]]
| next = [[Count Dankula|A Chat With Chris-Chan]]
| subject = }}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Deleted Scenes - A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QgRZgLGRb5g}}
| stardate = 31 [[May 2018]]
| maker = Copitz
| previous =
| next =
| subject = }}

==Transcript of "A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan"==
{{Transcription}}
{{Incomplete}}

[''For reference, the guy with the bandages on his face is Carson, and the guy in the back is Lee'']

=== (0:00-0:10) Intro ===

[''Techno music plays as text is shown on the screen'']

<pre>A Chat With Christine Chandler

Filmed Saturday, 5/26/2018</pre>

<pre>We accidentally lost the first bit of this footage, so that is why there is no intro here.</pre>

<pre>The only important thing that was lost was Christine indulging in some "JULAY" memes, believe it or not.</pre>

<pre>That being said, enjoy the video!</pre>

=== (0:11-0:22) Chris discusses the weather ===

'''Chris''': Ahh...[[Obesity|I-I tend to perspire easily]].

[''Chris fans his face and takes off his glasses'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah...It is pretty hot today. Maybe eighty degrees?

'''Chris''': Yeah. It's-[''wipes face''] mid-eighties right now.

'''Copitz''': Mid-eighties?

'''Carson''': This is really good.

'''Lee''': It's nice out.

'''Copitz''': It is nice out, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (0:23-1:17) Chris discusses the Kiwi Farms and BraveryJerk ===

'''Copitz''': Y- you probably know about the, the [[Kiwi Farms]], right?

'''Chris''': Oh, yes.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': People probably, uh-[''jump cut''] replied to you on [[Twitter]] when you posted the picture of us, then I posted it on Kiwi Farms.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': I didn't even know what the Kiwi Farms was, I w- I just thought like [''jump cut''] It was a place to maybe brag about my experience, you know, [Chris laughs] 'cause it was the first thing I thought of when I got home, but then I realized... that wasn't such a good idea and ['''Chris''': Mmm.] th- most of the people on the forums were telling me it wasn't a good idea either.

'''Chris''': Eeh.

'''Copitz''': Um, but, you know-

'''Chris''' (''interrupting''): I forgive you this time.

'''Copitz''': Haha, thank you. [''jump cut''] A lot of them were-were afraid that I was like a [[ween]] and I was gonna be like, you remember [[BraveryJerk]]?

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Ah, not sure.

'''Copitz''': He was the, uh, the African-American fellow who interviewed you at the, uh, the, uh-

'''Chris''' (''interrupting''): Oh... oh, yeah, yeah. I did n- I did not know his offline name.

'''Copitz''': Okay- no, that is his online name, is BraveryJerk.

'''Chris''': Online, offline, [''raspberry-like sound''], what did I say. I-[''Chris uses an extremely high-pitched and loud sing-song voice'']I kept sayin' words!!

'''Copitz''': How did you feel about the videos that he made?

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Uh, it is what it is, I just m'let it go, I'm cool.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

=== (1:19-2:28) Chris discusses Toys "R" Us and restaurants ===

[''jump cut, Chris is now leaning forwards, reaching for a cup of tea'']

'''Chris''': Which tea is this again?

'''Carson''': It's called Iron [''unintelligible'']. It kinda tastes like, sweet, even without sugar.

[''Chris laughs'']

[''jump cut, the tea is now being poured into Chris' cup'']

'''Chris''': That's good.

'''Carson''': Oop, didn't get your hand, did I?

'''Chris''': Nah, you're cool. [''jump cut''] Ha, could've been hotter.

[''Copitz laughs'']

'''Chris''': Yeah, I like spicy things.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, I like spicy th-

'''Carson''': Hey, what's your favorite food, by the way?

'''Chris''': Mmm. I like, uh, Mac and Cheese for longer time.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': When you go- go out to eat at uh, at, at near [[Ruckersville]], where do you normally go, do you come down to [[Charlottesville]], or...

'''Chris''': Uh, yeah, kinda here 'n 'ere, I mean, [''jump cut''] I just feel like it's cheap to just name [[McDonald's]] all the time, or KFC, or Taco Bell, ['''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah] but I tell you what-['''Copitz''': Those are cheap, though] if I like it good, I might get something good from the [''unintelligible''] Buffet.

'''Copitz''': Oh, yeah, uh- that's down near where [[Toys "R" Us]] is, right?

'''Chris''': Yeah. [sigh] Stop the closing of the Toys "R" Us!

[''Copitz and friends mock-scream in dismay'']

'''Copitz''': No! Not the Toys "R" Us!

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You probably get a lot of your, your [[MLP]] stuff from [jump cut] Toys "R" Us, don't you?

'''Chris''': Yeah, but's it's like, a lot of it's available online now, everyone's buying online ['''Copitz''': [''sucks teeth''] Yeah.] Maybe KB will make a return, just like I heard on, uh, kind of a, news thing I s- read about, few weeks ago.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah, it might- you know, that would actually be a good idea because it could pick up the business that Toys "R" Us, um, ['''Chris''': Lost.] would have lost, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (2:28-3:22) Copitz tells stories about Monster Energy and his friend Eric ===

'''Chris'''(''to one of the friends''): It was pretty good, by the way.

'''Carson''': I know, I like it a lot.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': I remember, I was here one time, and, and I, and I had a, I had a big, um, can of Monster Energy, and I tried combining it with the tea, but it just tasted like gross, warm Monster.

[''They all laugh'']

'''Chris''': They make a tea for Monster, Monster Tea.

'''Carson''': Oh, [''unintelligible''], I think it's called.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': So you remember Eric [''Shows a picture of Eric on the screen''], my friend that, uh, that came to ['''Chris''': Uh, yes.] your house, right? ['''Chris''': Yes.] He-

[''jump cut'']

[''The camera lurches awkwardly towards one of Copitz's friends'']

'''Copitz''': When he was taking the behind the wheel driving lessons, he went up to- to the [[Wal-Mart]] [''phone buzzes''] on 29 North. [''Camera tilts around''] Not the one in Ruckersville, but the one- ['''Chris''': Alright.] the one near Charlottesville.

[''jump cut'']

[''Copitz drinks some tea'']

'''Copitz''': Ooh, that is good. I like that.

[''jump cut'']

'''Carson''': Eric was actually the one who showed me the [''unintelligible'']

'''Copitz''': Oh, really. Shoutouts to Eric. [''closeup of Eric's face'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': So when he was driving- [''jump cut''] through the parking lot with his driver's instruction teacher and a couple of other students- [''jump cut''] he actually saw you. Uh, a while ago, he saw you, and he recognized you. So that- so that was, uh, exciting for me, and we were all jealous. [''Chris and Copitz laugh''] They got to see you.

[''jump cut'']

=== (3:23-3:43) Chris discusses people coming to his house ===

'''Copitz''': What were you thinking when we came to your house? How often does that happen?

'''Chris''': Uhh... [''jump cut''] Feel like I wanna say on average... maybe.. uh... once every few months?

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Is it normally [[fans]], or normally [[trolls]]?

'''Chris''': Um... I'm not quite certain.

'''Copitz''': Not- not sure? Maybe just people trying to- people that live in the area and just wanna meet an- an icon?

'''Chris''': Yeah, kinda. [''laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

=== (3:44-5:54) Chris discusses Animal Crossing, Let's Play, and the GenoSamuel2 documentary ===

'''Chris''': Hey, try the Hi-C! It's got mint in it, and it's really good.

'''Friend 3''': [''unintelligible'']

'''Friend 4''': There are many, huh?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, there are a lot of 'em.

'''Chris''': I like mint.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Um-

'''Chris''': Minty Squirrel from [[Animal Crossing]].

'''Copitz''': Minty Squ- Yeah, you know, you did a lot of Animal Crossing stuff back in the day, didn't you?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': You made [[Animal Crossing Documentary|that Animal Crossing video]] for [[Borb|your parents]]? I thought that was really nice.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': And then I just did touring of what I had on my GameCube.

'''Copitz''': Ah, right. Yeah. I- you kn- I remember people saying- I thought this was really cool- They said that you pioneered the Let's Play experience.

'''Chris''': I did?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, 'cause you did it- you, you like, you recorded yourself, um, you're y'know, commentating over gameplay before basically anybody else did on the Internet.

[''Copitz plays 5:02-5:10 from Chris' Animal Crossing Documentary'']

<blockquote>'''2003 Chris''': -moving on with the tour of my house. As you can see I've got- I'm collecting the NES games. I've got most of them down here, and I've got a couple upstairs.</blockquote>

[''Video clip ends'']

'''Copitz''': So some people consider you the pioneer Let's Play.

'''Chris''': Huh.

'''Copitz''': That's pretty cool, isn't it?

'''Lee''': That is pretty cool.

'''Chris''': Okay, well that's news to me.

[''Copitz and friends laugh'']

'''Copitz''': Yeah, I saw that ag- on the, um, do you know, the uh [[Chris_in_the_media#Chris_Chan:_A_Comprehensive_History|GenoSamuel2 documentary]]?

'''Chris''': Mmm.

'''Copitz''': Um, he's making this ''crazy'' long, comprehensive documentary, and I'd say it's very objective, he's not making fun of you in any way.

'''Chris''': Mm.

[''jump cut'']

[''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 10 is shown on the screen'']

'''Copitz''': He's on Part 10, and they're each 40 minutes, and he's only on like 2008, [''Picture disappears from the screen''] so it's like, it's like he's getting everything in there.

'''Chris''': Ah, as much as he can, right?

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah. H- how do you feel about it when people make, like, documentaries and stuff about you but they're not making fun of you?

'''Chris''': Um, I feel abou- I kinda feel like, uh...

'''Copitz''': You wish your past wasn't documented as much?

'''Chris''': Uh, no, I don't wanna say that.

'''Copitz''': Mm-hm.

'''Chris''': Um, I just kinda wish I wasn't as- more famous than infamous ['''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah, that's true.] for more of my good qua- [Ego|more of my good traits, but I think they're all well noted among which.] I have faith in the goodness of people. And that's , uh, that's discounting and discrediting the obvious bad ones.

'''Copitz''': Yeah, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Y- you've met some good people out there. I mean, we're here, right? You know. ['''Chris''': Yeah.] Yeah, we're- we're trying [''camera suddenly zooms in on Chris's torso''] to be friendly. [''all laugh'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Lee''': [unintelligible] cameraman?

[''He's likely saying something along the lines of "Can I be the cameraman" because of Copitz's response and his later disappearance.]

'''Copitz''': Yeah, you think you could help us- help me out here? Thanks, Lee.

=== (5:55-6:01) Interlude ===

[''The same techno music plays, text is shown on the screen'']

<pre>Starting here, there is a lot of background noise that I did not realize was being picked up.</pre>

<pre>I apologize for this error. That being said, please carry on and enjoy the rest.</pre>

=== (6:02-6:45) Chris discusses his favorite games ===

[''The camera is now in a different position, revealing more of the room. Lee is gone from the frame, and is now the cameraman.'']

'''Copitz''': All right, we're good, we've got Lee as our cameraman now, so that's good.

[''Chris laughs'']

[''jump cut, camera is zoomed in more'']

'''Copitz''': Um, so Chrischine[sic] was just saying off-camera that her favorite, uh, [[Sonic]] game was Sonic CD.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Um, would that make that your favorite game of all time?

'''Chris''': Uh...

'''Copitz''': Or you like Animal Crossing or [[LittleBiGPlanet]] more?

'''Chris''': I like, I like [[List of Chris's games|all the games I've played]]-

[''Copitz starts getting up from his seat and reaches for the camera. As he touches it, there is a jump cut.'']

[''Copitz withdraws his hand from the camera'']

'''Chris''': -[[PlayStation_3#Trophies|definitely earned, like up to a hundred percent of the trophies.]]

[''someone laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': I dunno about favorite game of all time, though. Mmm...[''wipes face'']...Although, big props to everything LittleBiGPlanet, especially everything on the [[PS3]], 'cause I'm able to make my [[LittleBiGPlanet#On_costumes|Sonichu costumes]] and play the game [''Friend laughs''] as [[Sonichu]] in a way.

'''Copitz''': [''Looks at camera''] You- you still uh, kind of a big gamer? You play games a lot?

'''Chris''': Yeah. Here and there, just when I- I do as I feel.

[''jump cut'']
[[File:Copitz's Face Swap Picture.jpg|thumb|400 px|The picture in question.]]

=== (6:46-6:56) Copitz shows Chris a picture ===

'''Copitz''': I got this picture right here where somebody swapped our mouths and made Eric's head really big.

[''The picture shows up on the screen'']

[''Chris and Copitz laugh'']

'''Copitz''': I'll put that up on screen.

'''Lee''': Oh yeah, I saw those, too.

'''Copitz''': You think that's funny?

'''Chris''': Silly, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (6:57-7:16) Chris talks about his typical day ===

'''Copitz''': What is a typical, uh, 'CWC' day like?

'''Chris''': Um... Well,I'm gettin' into something a bit more exercising. Going to [[Chris_and_health#Anytime_Fitness|Anytime Fitness]], I am a member there.''

'''Copitz''': The one, uh, in Ruckersville?

'''Chris''': Ehhhm... Not so much anymore, had to relocate, I'm not sayin' where.

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': The one I'm going to, does- it's much farther... Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

=== (7:17-8:09) Chris talks about his jobs at Wendy's and Cutco Cutlery ===

'''Copitz''': So you worked at the [[Wendy's]] in Ruckersville for a while, didn't you?

'''Chris''':[''nervously''] Yeah.

'''Copitz''': Wh- what was your experience like there?

'''Chris''': Ehhh... Kinda hit-or-miss, ['''Copitz''': Oof.] and I was still young... um... I felt like it [''jump cut''] just didn't quite suit me as well anyhow.

'''Copitz''': Mm-hm.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Did you work anywhere else?

'''Chris''': [[Monthly tugboat|Uh... uh... No, not these days.]] Uh, but I did work one summer as a... representative of... [[Cutco Cutlery]]? But I- I treated it only as a summer job, so...

'''Copitz''': Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': Are you 36 now?

'''Chris''': Uhf... Yes.

'''Copitz''': 36.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': We can still make the next [''unintelligible''].

'''Carson''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': It's a generation gap that can be a brrrrrridge. Like in a blidge[sic] dictionary, I'm making a bridge.

[''Unsure of what Chris is actually doing here. I think he's trying to [[Chris and Spanish|roll his 'R's]], but if he is, he's doing it so badly that I can't tell.'']

'''Copitz''': Bridge.

[''Chris moves his hand in a horizontal motion, supposedly imitating a bridge'']

[''Copitz and Chris fist bump, creating an explosion.'']

[''Copitz and Chris laugh'']

'''Chris''': There's a good bridge.

[''jump cut'']

=== (8:10-?) Chris talks about his name change and his favorite movie===

'''Copitz''': What was it, the um, the uh, the bear, at the, at the [''unintelligible''] Mall [[Christopher's name change|that gave you that name]]?

[''Text is shown on the screen, accompanied by a doorbell-like sound effect.'']

<pre>
*Referring to the name "Christian" here.*
</pre>

'''Chris''': Yep. Leonard... Bearstein.

'''Copitz''': Leonard Bearstein.

[''jump cut'']

'''Carson''': Do you have a favorite movie?

'''Copitz''': Favorite movie.

'''Chris''': [[Mary Poppins]].

'''Copitz''': Mary Poppins.

'''Chris''':[''odd voice''] Supercalifragilisticexp-

[''Copitz joins in'']

Both '''Chris''' and '''Copitz''': -ialidocious.

[''jump cut'']

'''Copitz''': You ever go to the theater?

[''jump cut'']

'''Chris''': Ehh, my friends, uh, took me there, t' see [[Pokémon]]: I Choose You

[''The video cuts to a still from the movie, text laid on top:'']

<pre>
POKEMON[sic]: I CHOOSE YOU SPOILER ALERT

SKIP TO 9:12 TO AVOID
</pre>

'''Chris''': Pikachu... talked to Ash, literally.

'''Copitz''':[''muffled by the tea he's drinking''] Mmm?

'''Chris''': An' it's like, "Pikachu!"- ['''Copitz''': The whole movie?]- No, just one part - but it's like [''Chris does an admittedly good impression of Ash from the Pokémon anime''] "Pikachu! [[How_the_Pokémon_Came_into_Our_PokéBalls|Why don't you get in your Pokéball?]]" an' he's like, [''very high-pitched voice'']"It's because..." ['''Copitz''':[''incredulously, looking at the camera''] What?] "...It's because, I want to be with you."

'''Copitz''': That happened in the movie?

'''Chris''': [''still using the high-pitched voice''] Yeah.

[''Copitz plays a camera-recorded clip from the movie'']

<blockquote>'''Ash''': Pikachu... Why won't you get in your Pokéball?</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''Pikachu''': It's because...</blockquote>

<blockquote>[''The crowd starts murmuring confusedly, a few people saying variations on "What?" or "No..."'']</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''Pikachu''': ...It's because I always want... to be with you.</blockquote>

'''Chris''': The whole movie was quite good, we enjoyed it.

==External links==
*[https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/998016112745943041 The fanart Copitz gave Chris].

==See also==
*[[Chris and journalism]]

==References==
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