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Chris and fashion

2023-12-14T18:23:39Z

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{{Quote|Oh yeah, you just love to see me in my- in [[The Classic|the old red, white and blue]].|Chris to [[Kacey]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref>}}

[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|thumb|Fashion passes...]]
[[File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|thumb|200px|...for a few decades, at least.]]
[[Chris]] has a somewhat peculiar taste in '''fashion'''. Although he is willing to [[Chris and money|spend thousands of dollars]] on [[video games]], [[toys]], and [[sex dolls]], Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are usually purchased secondhand at thrift stores like [[Wikipedia:Salvation Army|The Salvation Army]] and [[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill]]. Prior to coming out as [[transgender]], the majority of shirts he owned were colorful collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts - most of which were decorated with horizontal stripes, which, despite being scientifically proven to have a slimming effect <ref>https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-superhuman-mind/201502/what-makes-you-look-fat-vertical-or-horizontal-lines?amp</ref>, have any such potential effects crushed by Chris's [[Obesity|impressive physique]]. [[Mailbag 42#The rugby shirt he wore for 3 days in a row isn't a favorite or anything|Mailbag 42]] revealed that at least one of these shirts (the "Advice Dog") was purchased by his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Though his mother didn't directly dress him anymore, Chris still chose to wear these shirts. The advent of Chris's transgender shift was accompanied by a change to garb that may have been more feminine but was equally cheap and hideous.

==Youth to adult==
=== Childhood ===
[[Image:Ernie.jpg|thumb|200px|Ernie also enjoys "The Classic".]]

In his youth, Chris set the general tone for years to come with many striped polos, T-shirts, and khaki pants. The only difference compared to adulthood is that he sometimes dared to wear single-colored shirts with his favorite [[Sonic the Hedgehog|game]] and [[television]] characters on them. The only articles of clothing he was seen in until the summer of [[2010]] that didn't follow the "long-sleeved, colorful clown suit" theme were the yellow [[Pokémon]] T-shirt that he owned since he was 19 and a ''[[wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|Sonic Heroes]]'' T-shirt he wore throughout [[2004]]. They did not look particularly good on him.

=== Trademark clothing ===
{{see also|The Classic}}
[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|[[The Classic]], pictured in [[April 2017]], after Chris recovered it from the hoard.]]
[[File:Chrischan5.jpg|thumb|200px|Artist's vision of Chris's typical outfit, featuring "the Horizontal Horror".]]

This is the original and most iconic look of Chris, the standard until mid-2011. It is a look immortalized in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] self-insertion. His outfit usually consisted of:
* His [[The Classic|favorite shirt]], a [[Chris and brand loyalty|Ralph Lauren]]<ref>In [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]], Chris claims the polo is actually a Ralph Lauren.</ref> Rugby Stripe Sueded Polo, which was so tight that it accentuated his voluptuous, masculine bosom. This is the shirt that Chris almost invariably drew himself wearing in the comics. Trolls came to call it the "clown shirt" or "The Classic". It was thought destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]] that gutted the Chandler house,<ref>[[eBay]] comment: "I lost the shirt in the fire" http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=191232666489&requested=jesusguidesme2&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI</ref> but later [[eBay#The Classic shirt|resurfaced for sale in 2017]], when Chris listed it for a minimum price of '''$12,000''' due to the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He had found it in a bag of damp, moldy clothes, wet from the water the firefighters had used to extinguish the flames when his house burned three years prior. He washed it, and then wore it for the first time in years when he uploaded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]. The shirt was thrown out by Barb in mid-2018 - since then, Chris has worn a similar-looking shirt, with orange stripes instead of red.
* A t-shirt undershirt, typically white.
* His [[medallions]] (sporadically) and his [[High School Ring]].
* A pair of [[pedo-glasses]] attached to a chain.
* Jeans or khaki slacks. Chris's jeans typically defined his rear end to a disturbing level — he may have been wearing women's jeans, or he may have been simply wearing pants his gut long ago outgrew.
* The [[Belt Buckle of Fail]].
* Alternatively, a green terrycloth bathrobe with a mismatched (of course) black belt on occasions when he's [[April 16 Fetish Vids|in the mood]] for [[recycling]], or when even getting dressed would involve too much [[stress]].
* On occasion, a dark suit jacket, perhaps for [[Chris and death|funerals]] or [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].
* During the winter months, a dark blue parka with orange and yellow stripes to enhance visibility.
* Starting in late [[2009]], a [[bra]] to keep his previously mentioned bosom in check.

===The "IBA" outfit===
[[File:The Chronicles Of Chris-Chan- They see me trollin, they laughin'... -7-17-09-.mp4 20140516 130015.190.jpg|thumb|The "IBA" outfit, one of his most fashionable choices yet.]]
In mid-[[2009#June|June 2009]], roughly around the time he made [[Magical Man|certain friends]], Chris temporarily decided that his current look was old-hat. He got rid of many of the striped shirts (mostly because he couldn't fit into them anymore) and grew a goatee.

The reformed Chris's wardrobe consisted of:

*A plain-colored T-shirt worn over a long-sleeved shirt.
*Tattoo sleeves.
*A black vest (unbuttoned) that was too small for his girth.
*A dog tag worn around the neck as a substitute for the medallion.
*A goatee.
*Sunglasses over normal glasses (the glasses chain remains)

His new attire was first properly presented to the world in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.

Soon afterward, however, he went back to sporting his traditional clown shirts and claimed that he had been pressured into making the Rollin' and Trollin' video. However, on the same day he [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaved his beard]], he drew the first picture of [[Collosal Chan]], a character which preserved the look for all eternity.

===The "Gay Trucker" outfit===

[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Notice how his pose in this picture is eerily reminiscent of his pose in [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]].]]

After he promised to leave the [[Internet]] in the spring of [[2010]], Chris threw away his clown shirts, ditched the medallion for several months (it returned in [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|September]]), and picked up a new wardrobe in an attempt to look like a normal person. This included:

* A denim jacket from Goodwill that he cut the sleeves off of, making it look somewhat like a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilet gilet].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref>
* A sleeveless white shirt, exposing his pale, flabby upper arms.
* The dog tag from his IBA outfit.
* A baseball cap.

The result was a modified version of the IBA outfit. It has been observed that when Chris tries to look like a bad boy, he ends up looking like a [[Truck Driver|gay trucker]], hence the trolls' term for his new wardrobe.

The only way he could have made it look gayer would have been by combining it with his muscle bra. Which, unfortunately, he did. [[Fridays After Five|And in public]]. At this point, going back to the medallion would have actually ''improved'' his chances of picking up [[gal-pals]].

[[File:EnjoyVagaina.jpg|thumb|left|Deftly combining what Chris [[Coke|has too much of]] and what he [[China|will never have]] [[Facebook#An Open Note (4/13/2012)|with a non-prostitute]].]]

With the arrival of the gay trucker outfit also came an interest in T-shirts that boldly expressed Chris's desire for sex, often in exceedingly tasteless ways. The first clear look at one of these shirts was in a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|profoundly disturbing video]] leaked in late [[April 2010]] which featured Chris wearing a [[parody]] shirt that changed the Mountain Dew logo so it read "Mount and Do Me". Fans hoped that since this was a private video for a potential sweetheart, Chris didn't intend to dress like that outside his [[bedroom]]. Alas, Chris destroyed any hope of that being the case on 18 [[June 2010]] when he wore a shirt that said "Enjoy Vagina" to Fridays After Five – a '''public, ''family-oriented''''' concert. He topped this by pulling that shirt over his head and standing around in his muscle bra, on which he had written: "WANT WOMAN!". The common belief was that these unfunny, sexually-themed shirts were the next evolution of the [[attraction sign]], a way for him to inform potential mates that he is available without ever having to talk to people, nor spend any effort in making a sign.

In late [[August 2010]], Chris returned to the Internet with a series of videos in which he sported simple, loose-fitting T-shirts. The effect was interesting, bringing him closer to normality than he'd been in many years. He was still a pale, sweaty, balding, fat, pathetically weak manchild, but in Ruckersville, that put him reasonably close to the mainstream.

A number of Chris's T-shirts appear to have been with him for a decade or more – a Manchester High shirt, a souvenir shirt from the BrickFest event in [[2000]], and a [[Pokémon]] trainer shirt from the Books-a-Million where Chris played [[card games]] between [[1998]] and 2000. Either he's willing to keep shirts that have some personal significance around for a very long time, or his packrat tendencies prevent him from throwing any of them away.
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===The [[Carlos Chantor]] outfit===
[[File:Chantor.jpg|thumb|His best outfit yet. Too bad it did not last.]]

A single picture of Chris posing as a male prostitute was posted on Escorts.com. It is significant because it implies that Chris can dress like a normal human being if he wants to remain inconspicuous.

The black shirt and sunglasses he is wearing are never seen in any later pictures.
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==Transgender fashion sense==
===Early fashion===
[[Image:TG19.jpg|thumb|He made himself into a [[sweetheart from the ground-up]].]]
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
[[File:Chris_at_a_gay_bar.jpg|thumb|A hemline this high leaves little to the imagination.]]

In [[April 2011]], a series of leaked pictures showed Chris dressed in women's clothing in public. This outfit consisted of:

* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - Note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (Note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)

While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse.

Chris was very happy with his new fashion choices, but friction with his parents made it difficult for him to wear makeup and women's clothing overtly. Sometimes he had to change after leaving the house or before returning (but he could always wear a bra and panties).<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 25]]</ref>

===Late fashion===
[[File:CWC1214.png|thumb|150px|Chris in December 2014. Note that he thought that this was a convincing disguise that would prevent him from being recognized at Gamestop.]]
Chris continued to wear female clothing, albeit with some refinements, over the course of the next couple of years. Although he has long since dispensed with the clownish polo shirts and jeans, many characteristics of his tomgirl wardrobe are remarkably consistent with the way he dressed when he still wore men's clothing, especially in terms of color coordination and clothing size. He also remains committed to buying all his clothes from thrift stores, giving him the appearance of a dumpy bag lady. He summarized his style in [[November 2014]] as "colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses".<ref>[[Commissions#The Flufflehugs Commissions]]</ref> Some of the most frequent themes in his feminine fashion choices are:

* Clashing, violently-opposed colors (particularly red with blue or green)
* Clothing far too small for him
* Dresses or skirts with very high hems
* Leggings, to help with tucking
* Sports bras
* Big, floppy, church-lady hats
* Eye makeup, applied poorly and usually purple or blue in color

A deviation from this style was seen in the video of the [[26 December 2014]] incident, where Chris is shown in purple [[My Little Pony]] shades, (probably as a [[Honor roll|disguise]]); a silver headband, showing off his ever-receding [[hair|hairline]]; his Manchester High sweatshirt; short jeans matched with long, purple socks and/or [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|another pair of pants]]; and boots (possibly Uggs).

The fact that Chris wore skirts and makeup for each of his court hearings in 2015, even those to which [[Barb]] accompanied him, suggests that he consistently dresses this way in public, and that his mother has come to grudgingly accept her son's transgender attire.

In 2015, Chris also started dying his hair blue, but predictably failed to do it properly, and ended up dying it an ugly, seaweed green instead. Combined with his wardrobe that manages to somehow simultaneously resemble the attire of a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|5 year old girl]] and a [[Barb|65 year old cat lady]], the resulting look has been sardonically referred to by Kiwis as "mermaid grandma".

==Notable outfits==
===Gopnik outfit===
[[File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @BatteryEffect.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|„А ну, чики-брики!“]]
In [[December 2017]], Chris appeared in [[Cherokean Chant|a video]] dressed as a classic Russian [[Wikipedia:gopnik|''gopnik'']], wearing a striped black Adidas tracksuit jacket (with his usual ugly skirt) and cap, drinking a bottle of [[Alcohol|vodka]]. The full ensemble, as Chris wore for his famous appearance at [[MAGfest]] in [[January 2018]], consists of the cap, jacket (often unzipped over another shirt), and a pair of matching tracksuit pants (often under a skirt). However, he often swaps out the pants, and sometimes wears one element of the outfit on its own. Chris first wore the Gopnik outfit under the [[Idea Guy]]'s influence but seems to have adopted it as a mainstay of his wardrobe. In February 2018, he introduced a [[Christine Doll#Resurrection|new model of the Christine Doll]] with the tracksuit's stripes and logo painted on. In [[April 2018]], Chris drew himself in the Gopnik outfit on the cover of [[Sonichu 17|''Sonichu'' #17]].

===The Vinyl Scratch===

[[File:CWCTheClassic1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris wearing the classic with the Vinyl Scratch Skirt.]]

“The Vinyl Scratch” is a white tube skirt with a double whole music note. In 2015, Chris attended [[OmegaCon]] cosplaying as DJ pon3, nicknamed [[Vinyl Scratch]] by fans, from the My Little Pony: “ Equestria Girls” franchise, the whole note resembling her cutie mark in her pony form. However, after the convention, Chris would continue to wear the skirt that came with the outfit almost daily, likely not washing it very often, up until his arrest.

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==="Breathe It In"===
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[[File:Breathe It In.jpg|thumb|200px|A sample showing Chris wearing the shirt in videos spanning several months.]]
The '''Breathe It In''' shirt is an Athletic Works [[Walmart]]-brand women's top frequently worn by Chris beginning in mid-[[2018]]. He explained his attachment to the shirt in a tweet, commenting that "the message is always relative to the daily life and situations: “Breathe It In”."<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#"Magi-Chan" explains how he got into this world]]</ref>

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==Headgear==
Since 2017, Chris has increasingly started wearing various tiaras (alongside his [[Sonichu Medallion]]) for his shenanigans both indoors and out.

<center><gallery>
File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|The [[unicorn cosplay]] in summer 2017.
File:Sonichu standee 2.jpg|A [[Sailor Moon]] tiara in summer 2018.
File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|Sailor Moon tiara with headbands in summer 2018, at the [[Region Ten]] therapist office.
File:Chriswithbensaint.png|A [[CPU]] wire tiara in summer 2019.
File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|A crown for holding [[magic stones]] against his forehead in spring 2020.
File:CWCCoinPose.jpg‎|A tiara [[Null]] requested Chris to pose in during February 2021 for a silver coin design for the [[Kiwi Farms]] merch.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/perhaps-the-most-retarded-idea-ive-ever-had.84199/</ref>
</gallery></center>

==Rings==
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[[File:Cwchand.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's rings, pictured [[June 2021]].]]

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==Chris on fashion==
[[File:CWC and FourScore64 Too Many Games.jpg|thumb|Chris in skirt and leggings, 2018]]
In [[November 2016]], Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Women should wear skirts|posted]] a commentary on women's fashion.

In it, Chris implored women to wear skirts with leggings instead of pants, saying to "view it from [[Attraction Sign|a pervert's perception]]: they eye downward and have Good view of the in-between, as well as easier access to picture it in their imaginations from there. With a dress or skirt concealing the area, it is actually more difficult for the perv, and, thus, more difficult to picture and imagine what is or isn't at the [[China|groin area]]."

He also requested men to consider wearing kilts - stressing to wear pants underneath, saying, "NOBODY is impressed with that [[Pickle|bulge]]; moreover, it is Absolutely Offensive," which indicates that Chris has shifted from [[Brassieres For Males|obsessing over men's chests]] to obsessing over their crotches.

[[File:Chris at Target April 2019.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]Several photographs of Chris taken in early 2019 show him wearing an orange, white and blue striped shirt, including an eyewitness photo of him at a [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] store.

==Theory of fashion==
The clothes that Christian chooses seem almost like a costume for him, especially his infamous striped shirt. Given that he is autistic, observers speculate that he may have difficulty with identifying things visually, including himself. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question.

Chris seems to regard clothing and color as an integral part of people's identities. During the events of the [[Liquid Saga]], Chris took a special interest in [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]]'s choice of a brown striped shirt, referring to Liquid as a "Brown-Striped Impostor"<ref>[[SingStar Challenge]]</ref> and fixating on Liquid's shirt as a symbol of his inauthenticity, despite the fact that Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|owns several brown shirts himself]]. Chris also believed that [[jerkop|police officers]] wearing brown or beige uniforms weren't authentic, and that true police officers only wear blue and black. He referred to the man he [[26 December 2014|pepper sprayed]] as a [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] – and let's not forget that the macing was inspired by [[Sega]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|changing Sonic's arms from tan to blue]].

Like many of his lifestyle changes that occurred during the Tomgirl Saga, Chris's unceremonious abandonment of his classic shirts came as a surprise to trolls who had spent years speculating on Chris's clothing as a symbol of his identity, and his usual resistance to change as a symptom of his autism. However, even in retrospect, Chris seems to hold the clothes he used to wear in very high regard as a symbol of his identity and legacy, as shown when he listed "The Classic" on eBay for a whopping $12,000. Writing after the end of the auction, Chris felt the need to commemorate the occasion with some words:<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance]]</ref>

{{Quote|Yes, the shirt's auction has ended high, but I am still awaiting payment from the mother of one of my fans, who, unless remains anonymous, will have her name go down in History for not only restoring a very Iconic Artifact but also improves this artist's family's life, After the restoration and disinfection of the shirt. Her most grateful son will be proud of her for having gone down in history for Restoring the Fire-Survivor Iconic Shirt of Sonichu and Rosechu's Creator. Thank You, Missus.|Chris on why history books should remember the momentous occasion wherein some dumbass bought a moldy piece of cloth from another dumbass}}

Not only is this statement [[Chris and his Ego|extremely egotistical]] even by CWC's standards, but it also betrays the fact that Chris continues to treat a shirt that he let rot in a plastic bag for two years with an undue amount of gravitas. It seems that Chris views the clothing he has worn over the course of his life, much like [[Christopher's name change#Christopher as a separate personality|the various names he has had]], as an important symbol of his identity as it has twisted and changed. Because autistics are known to place extreme importance on inanimate objects, this can be seen as standard autistic behavior.

==Classic Wardrobe==
Below is a gallery of most of Chris's wardrobe prior to 2011, along with links to the videos they appeared in:

===Shirts===
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Image:Christshirt1.png|"[[The Classic|The Classic]]" [[So Need a Cute Girl|1]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|2]] [[Pixelated PS3|3]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|4]] [[CWC is Angry|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|6]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|8]] [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|9]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|10]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|11]] [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|12]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|13]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|14]] [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC|15]] [[Sign Destruction Video|16]] [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|17]] [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt|18]]
Image:Christshirt4.png|"The Advice Dog" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|4]] [[12 January 2010|5]] [[14 January 2010|6]] [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|7]] [[15 January 2010|8]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|9]]
Image:Christshirt3.png|"[[Liquid Chris|The Impostor]]" [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|1]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|2]]
Image:Christshirt5.png|"The Napoleon" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|3]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|4]] [[15 October 2009|5]] [[9 December 2009|6]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|7]] [[22 January 2010|8]] [[I am Alive|9]] [[100 2269|10]] [[A Hike|11]]
Image:Christshirt6.png|"The Racing Stripe" [[I am STRAIGHT|1]] [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|2]] [[Congrats, Jack Black|3]] [[ECV 00002|4]] [[100 2278|5]]
Image:Christshirt7.png| "The Power Ranger" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|1]] [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|2]] [[LOOK at the truth!|3]]
Image:Christshirt8.png| "The Dunwich Horror" [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|1]] [[More for the crabs|2]] [[ECV 00081|3]] [[Bunny Hop|4]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|5]] [[CWC address to Royal Board|6]] [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|7]] [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|8]]
Image:Christshirt10.png|"The Two-Face" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|2]] [[Wigwam|3]] [[WeighIn|4]] [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|5]]
Image:Christshirt11a.png|"The Poké-Master" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt12.png|"The Horizontal Horror" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt13a.png|"The Jerkop" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt14.png|"The Greasy Flag" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|2]] [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|3]] [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|6]] [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|7]] [[9 October 2009|8]] [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|9]] [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|10]] [[Brutal Legend|11]] [[3 December 2009|12]]
Image:Christshirt18.png|"The Star Fleet Captain" [[CWC More Than A Feeling|1]]
Image:Christshirt17.png|"The Scuderia Autistirarri" [[Chris's Big Night Out|1]] [[10 September 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt19.png|"The Flag-Waving Patriot" [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|1]] [[A CWC Audition|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|3]] [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|4]] [[Challenge for Clyde|5]] [[Brutal Legend Plus|6]] [[For_Chris#IBA.27s_video|7]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|8]] [[Hello, Juffalo|9]] [[9 February 2010|10]]
Image:Christshirt20.png|"The Captain Falcon" [[Down with Asperchu|1]] [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|2]] [[F Abstinance|3]]
Image:Christshirt21.png|"The DangerStripe" [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|1]] [[CWC is Sad|2]] [[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP|3]] [[This was my fault|4]] [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|5]]
Image:Christshirt22.png|"The Cyclone Joker" [[The_GAMe_PLACe#The_GAMe_PLACe_Photograph|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|2]] [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie|3]] [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|4]] [[A message to the Trolls|5]] [[Don't Mess With Me|6]]
Image:ChrisShirt43.png|"The Swamp Monster" [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009|1]] [[I like Mary Poppins|2]] [[DayOut|3]] [[FullHouse|4]] [[100 2357.MOV|5]]
Image:Christshirt23.png|"The Traffic Light" [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|1]] [[A Sonichu Day|2]] [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|3]] [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|4]] [[Kill De Jack|5]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|6]]
Image:ChristshirtPoke.png|"The Manchild" [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|1]] [[Magical Man Potion|2]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|3]] [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt28.png|"The Rugby of Shame" [[Christian's Update 11 September 2008|1]]
Image:Parappashirt.png|"The [[PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa]] Shirt" [[51 50|1]] [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad|2]]
Image:Christshirt42.png|"The Statesmen" [[10252009 For Kacey|1]] [[To Clyde Gregg|2]] [[For Chris II|3]]
Image:sportsbra.png|"The [[Muscle bra|Muscle Bra]]" [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|1]] [[100 2265|2]] [[ECV 00001|3]] [[Pregnant Act|4]]
Image:sportsbra2.png|"The Muscle Bra 2" [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]] [[WelcometoBollywood|2]]
Image:Christshirt27.png|"The Dirty Dashiki" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|2]] [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|6]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|8]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|9]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|10]] [[I am Alive|11]]
Image:Christshirt37.png|"The [[Homos|Mount and Do Me]]" [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]]
Image:Christshirt25.png|"The [[Duck]]ie" [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|1]] [[Secret Weapon|2]] [[YouTube Finale|3]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|4]]
Image:Christshirt26.png|"The Shamrock Shake" [[An Official Sonichu Update|1]] [[Sonichu Game Talk|2]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|3]]
Image:Christshirt29.png|"The Shamrock Stripes" [[Chris Sex Videos|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009|5]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|6]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|7]]
Image:Christshirt31.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt32.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare Redux" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|1]] [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|2]]
Image:Christshirt33.png|"The Bumblebee" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt35.png|"The Intimidator" [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|1]] [[I Love You Kacey|2]] [[10242009|3]] [[29 January 2010|4]] [[C-Ya Later|5]] [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|6]] [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|7]]
Image:Christshirt38.png|"The [[Rainbow]] Flag" [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1]]
Image:Christshirt30.png|"The Big Green" [[We're Being Watched|1]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|2]]
Image:Christshirt41.png|"The White Trash" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|1]] [[War Paint Video|2]] [[Some Favored Comedians|3]] [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt45.png|"The Happy Jack" [[CWC Dare|1]] [[June062010.MOV|2]] [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|3]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|4]] [[Message for John Kyle|5]]
Image:Christshirt46.png|"The Bordeaux Butcher" [[Apology to Emily|1]]
Image:Christshirt40.png|"The Ivory Poacher" [[25 September 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt47.png|"The Virginian Monkey" [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|1]]
</gallery>
</center>

===Pants===

<center>
<gallery>
File:The Classic Jean.png|"The Classic Jeans"
File:Slacks.png|"The Khaki [[Work|Slacker]]"
File:Chris's yellow shorts.jpg|"The Mellow Yellow"
</gallery>
</center>

==Cross-dressing Boutique==
In recent years, Chris has ditched the clown shirts, instead opting for an arguably worse wardrobe, see below:

===Shirts===
<center>
<gallery>
Image:The Clopper.PNG|"The Clopper" [[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men|1]] [[Announcement 07202016|2]] [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter|3]] [[Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Nathan.|4]] [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare|5]] [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|6]] [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|7]] [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|8]] [[Minor Update, Handouts!#Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.|9]] [[Minor Update, Handouts!#We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please|10]] [[Live Drawing Streams#06072017|11]] [[CLog 06232017|12]] [[CLog 07072017 #HarassCWCdirectly#Video|13]]
Image:White tomgirl with Heart design.png|"The Shattered Heart" [[Announcement 06292016|1]] [[Announcement 06292016#Announcement 06292016-2|2]] [[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3|3]] [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4|4]] [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing "All of the Lights"|5]]
Image:imdoneadulting.png|"The Broken Brony" [[November 2016 Paid Video Requests|1]] [[Feelings of the election results|2]] [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|3]] [[Help, please|4]] [[Patreon announcement|5]] [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge|6]] [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained|7]] [[Z-Ring Fun Extra|8]] [[January 2017 Paid Video Requests|9]] [[November 2017 Paid Video Requests#Singing The Dream I Dreamed|10]] [[November 2017 Paid Video Requests#Singing Sorry (Not Sorry)|11]]
 [[The_Alpha_Trion/"Young_Warrior"_Challenge|1]]
Image:thepromoter.png|"The Promoter" [[Update_02/16/2016|1]]
Image:sonicrainboom.png|"The Sonic Rainboom" [[Jungle bells|1]] [[Holiday_Greetings_to_Karen_Riley|2]]
Image:thehappyhag.png|"The Happy Hag" [[Update_01/12/2016|1]] [[Apologies_for_offending_people|2]] [[Doxing_Jeff/Francine|3]] [[Eid,_Pmurt,_Eid|4]] [[Embargo_Update_12/2/2015|5]] [[HELP,_PLEASE!!!|7]] [[GameStop_is_UNFAIR_to_Everyone;_Not_Just_Me!|6]] [[Happy_Birthday,_Martin.|8]] [[Happy_Pokémon_Day.|9]] [[HelloLadyFans|10]] [[I%27m_sick;_we_need_money_donations;_no_video_requests_for_a_while|11]] [[I_Am_me;_He_is_not|12]] [[Jeff_is_Beyond_Denounced.|13]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|14]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|15]] [[Reading:_"A_Girl_Who_Brought_Down_the_World",_"And_Apparently_Survived_a_Housefire"|16]] [[September_2016_Paid_Video_Requests|17]] [[Thank_You_from_Christine_Chandler|18]] [[Twelve_New_and_Old_Things_of_Christmas|19]] [[Update,_1/22/2016,_and_new_items_for_Cwcville_Shopping.|20]] [[Update_01/12/2016|21]] [[Update_1/25/2016|22]] [[Yes,_it_still_has_been_I,_Christine_Weston_Chandler,_who_has_been_uploading_the_videos_personally.|23]]
Image:thedealmaker.png|"The Deal Maker" [[Proposition_to_Sega|1]] [[Announcement_04/16/2016|2]]
Image:bubblegumnightmare.png|"The Bubblegum Nightmare" [[Live_Game_Stream_-_C-Log_050032017-2|1]] [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|2]] [[Chris talking about the Binding of Isaac|3]]
Image:toothpastetube.png|"The Toothpaste Tube" [[CLog_07142017_-_Rainbow_Colouring|1]]
Image:ManchesterSweaterFixed.png|"The Manly Chester" [[I Love You, Catherine|1]] [[26_December_2014#Video|2]]
Image:Bigbaggyblue.png|"The Big Baggy Blue" [[CLog_07072017|1]] [[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please|2]] [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Battlegrounds|3]]
Image:MANCHILDMELTDOWN.png|"[[Breathe It In|The Manchild Meltdown]]" [[I_Am_Sick_of_the_HATE!!!_(I_could_use_a_break)|1]] [[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!|2]] [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|3]] [[We Need some gas money, Please, Help.|4]] [[April 2019 videos#@MintendoMerd|5]] [[April 2019 videos#Also, Happy Birthday to MKR!|6]] [[April 2019 videos#Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥|7]] [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|8]] [[Pewdiepie Does Not Live Here; He Lives In Sweden|9]] [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|10]] [[General BronyCon Announcement.|11]] [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|12]] [[Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire|13]] [[Xleepy|14]] [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1|15]] [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video|16]] [[Goochland Library Sermon|17]] [[Sonichu Reaction TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 6|18]] [[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground|19]] [[Birthday Greetings to Devin|20]] [[Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit|21]] [[Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6|22]] [[Praetor|23]]
Image:Chrisshirt classic20.png|"The Classic 2.0" [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|1]] [[Dimensional Merge Announcements|2]] [[December 2018 Paid Video Requests|3]] [[Chris Kisses Rosechu|4]]
File:Chris's negligee.png|"The Lavender Lingerie" [[:File:July11PaidArtwork.jpg|1]] [[:File:CWCWithFanJun27.png|2]] [[:File:CWCWithFanJun27_2.png|3]]
File:The Classic 3 trimmed.png|"The Ruckersville [[Affair with Mother|Mother Fucker]]" [[:File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|1]] [[:File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|2]] [[:File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png|3]]
Image:Newagefunk.png|"The New Age Funk" [[:File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|1]]
Image:Thetracker .png |"The Tracker" 

</gallery>
</center>

===Pants/Skirts===
<center>
<gallery>
File:Chris's funky sweats.png|"The Southwestern Sweats"
File:Chris's White Music Note Skirt.png|"The Vinyl Scratch"
</gallery>
</center>

===Accessories===
<center>
<gallery>
File:Unicorn horn and ears.png|"The Unicorn Cosplay"
File:Crystal and Gem necklace.png | "The Crystal and Gem Necklace"
File:Fingerless gloves.png | "The Brony Bruisers"
</gallery>
</center>

==Other aspects of his Fashion sense==
===Custom-painted shoes===
[[File:Painted shoes finished.jpg|thumb|250px|Spray-painted in Sonichu's colors.]]
[[File:SoniShoes.jpg|thumb| In [[May 2020]] after being sold to [[Jacob Sockness]]]]
Chris wears shoes that he sloppily spray-paints blue and yellow. He demonstrated his technique in [[Shoe Colouring]]. They would later be sold to [[Jacob Sockness]] on 12 March 2019.

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===Wrist warmer===
[[Image:Wrist Warmer.jpg|thumb|Wrist warmer]]

{{quote|Yes, it is a part of my necklace; it's a "[[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]]" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.|Chris<ref>Email from Chris posted in old [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] thread 162</ref>{{PublicSource}}}}

Chris likely wears this article to counter [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a condition common among autistics, in which a normally harmless sensation directly triggers a fight-or-flight reaction.

===Fanny pack===
[[File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|200px]]
A fanny pack (known as a "bum bag" in the British Commonwealth) is a small fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn by use of a strap around the hips or waist. Fanny packs reached the peak of their popularity in the late 1980s and early-to-mid 1990s, and was considered to be a fashion faux pas until the late 2010s.<ref>http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/once-reviled-fanny-packs-get-a-high-fashion-makeover-and-an-even-higher-pricetag-2452640#photoViewer=1</ref> Naturally, Chris wore them throughout the 1990s and 2000s.

<gallery><center>
Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|Chris and [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Mrs. Sanford]].
Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp if it wasn't for the fanny pack. Note the award that Kellie is holding.
</gallery></center>

===Cosplaying===
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==Fan video ==
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== Sources ==
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File:Thetracker .png

2023-12-14T18:21:35Z

ChristoriesMan:

November 2023 livestreams

2023-11-10T23:35:07Z

ChristoriesMan: /* TBD */

These are livestreams filmed by Chris in [[November 2023]], influenced by [[Praetor]].

==Medallion Moulding Q&A==
'''Medallion Moulding Q&A''' is a livestream Chris filmed on 3 [[November 2023]]. In it, Chris makes some [[Medallions]] while reading some questions in the chat. As with [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4|the previous stream]], the chat and comment section is mainly full of [[Weens|weens]] saying various outdated memes and quotes such as "#1 BARBUSSY ENJOYER." The stream made over $600 from donors.

===Video===
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| name = Medallion Moulding Q&A
| video = {{#ev:youtube|domq5CBLcQI}}
| stardate = 3 [[November 2023]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt = {{theclassic2.0|text}}
| previous = [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4]]
| next =
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====Description====
{{quotebox|Support the stream: [''links to Streamlabs'']}}
====Highlights====
{{Transcript}}

'''10:09:''' Chris gets upset over a green screen error saying it bugs his OCD.

'''13:40:''' Chris loses it over getting called Ian, fuelling the weens in the chat.

'''25:50:''' Chris confirms he still hates MLP G5 and will not watch the movie until G4 Season 14 Ep 26 is aired.

'''28:32:''' Chris tells the audience that Jacob Sockness is dead after a ween pretends to be him.

'''29:08:''' Chris gives a blessing to fellow lolcow Daniel Larson.

'''1:04:55:''' Chris shouts out a fake sponsorship from Welches fruit snacks as there is no chance he would ever get a real sponsorship.

'''1:14:42:''' Chris does an abysmal impression of Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas.

'''1:36:42:''' Chris does an abysmal Cartman impression, nearing the level of horrible to his infamous Donald Duck Impression.

'''1:41:35:''' Chris struggles to remember Cryzel Rosechus's age and goes through mental gymnastics to say shes over 20 when according to Chris was 14 when he got "married" to her.

====Raw captions====
{{collapsible|Text from YouTube's captions|hey

everybody Prime here

got any one thing it's a million things

why is this

thing who

my what is

that no I don't think so it had to do

with

this audio set up oh gra oh great now my

body is partially

transparent that's funny anyway Hello

everybody welcome to this uh what is

going on with

the okay this got bu My OC this is my bu

my OCD unless I do

something what is

that okay let's do

I know what to

do that's a little

better I

yeah yeah we're working on my

moderations and modifiers and all that

in regards to uh certain

comments that's another

detail I got this

thing three most important people in my

life you know what

um um past tense as opposed to present

tense I am going to say I am going to

say

uh Mom and Dad count them as one

individual and uh let's

see um

um I guess yeah Tiffany

and I will eventually be open for

commissions but that'll be but I will

make the announcement officially when I

am ready to do

commissions

every nobody needs to be

condemned I'm so gonna have to figure

this

out that's another detail I'm trying to

get to that I'm trying to say Here There

Will no be there will be absolutely no

shout outs any more during any streams

or in general you want to know why

because I am aware I am aware that some

of these people that I've been asked to

shout out to have quite the CRI criminal

pass so it's like shoot you want ask me

to give a shout out

for if you want to ask me to give me a

I'm shoot if I'm gonna give a shot to

anybody at this point I might as well

give a shout out to Tom crate Y2K

despite what he did over I mean just

what he did over five years ago

now there that's the only one you'll get

from me for this

time all right

anyway details is e closer but yeah what

we are doing tonight addition to uh

q q and a in addition to just the q& a

details I'm going to be molding

the do

[Music]

stes okay yeah make control comment on

all that yada

yada oh

well blers blunders and live stream just

why not it's okay it's all

right

anyway there is no Ian there will be no

addressing of anybody by the name of Ian

because there is no Ian here

period all right

anyway got do

something green screen

detail

anyway anyway

so excuse me

one right

later okay all right but anyway yeah

this video is

mainly uh

I'd have to say it's uh I had to say

within the within Malachi and the

revelations just uh both of those books

entirely no just no

no anyway I'm not going to acknowledge

every single uh paid comment especially

those that are bad I have made myself

very clear on that anyway I'm going to

go take safe for work wow even a clay

I'm using is

transparent happy

birthday there that's all you

get I'm not I'm sticking with my

boundaries on everything anyway so as

you

can another time not right now maybe

I'll do a stream where I do watch that

but obviously will not be right now okay

but for tonight I'm doing qu q&as so I'm

taking questions and

answers you're welcome

anyway and just I'm mainly doing paid

questions and paid questions I'll be

answering those and I might tell a St I

might tell a random story or two just

whatever I have

feeling oh yeah I've heard

19989 album from ter ter it's it is

really good I like

it

anyway so right anyway with the

medallions there were I made that very

clear and I'm saying this once as I have

said before it's in the record straight

that never ever

happened

earrings all right just I three

piercings simple

piercings ah my day has been very good

thank you

Austin Austin Austin Austin Austin house

I give you that one because that was

funny and cute anyway um

so

um I'll have to meditate get back to you

on that but right right now we are doing

things

right you're call him no Trump is evil

he's pure

evil he goes down like Donald Trump

period

oh

and oh I see what you're good at that in

reference to uh yeah the war between

Palestine the only one delusional one

here is you pretend to be my half

brother in New York City

City

that's to be confirmed uh that's uh

another detail sort out later but anyway

so anyway so I'm molding the medallions

in these lovely molds that were

made this one is made of this Medallion

and they I have the other mode which the

other medallions do which you'll get to

see the results of these moldings at

least the outline all

consider

yeah I'm not doing shout

outs I'll give you a happy birthday at

the same time as whatever name

appears on the screen there but that's

about it

um no just

no uh how I give me some more brain

bending brain teasing type of questions

are

I already said once I'm not repeating to

myself never happened it never happened

okay

anyway anyway so I will respond I will

not be responding to some

commentary just regards to their

content

all right thank

you thank you

Ma see something like that that was nice

that was positive long nose long big

nose oh yeah I watched your oh yeah I

like your channel I like your channel

dude yeah I mean d what um DM DM me on

Twitter and we'll see what we can be

arrange because I do appreciate you and

uh and your friends ining uh the one

that the one that voices uh the one that

originally originally voiced tails in

your channel and of course I love Sona

and the group really good

stuff

slop okay that's actually that's just

stupid that's just dumb funny dumb funny

how dumb was it it was so

dumb

well that'll be conf that'll be

confirmed if then when it does happen I

shall uh find out for myself in whatever

video if it's officially on the

consoles nope I never heard that

individual fun thing it's like as if the

clay

is shiny shiny that's

funny I can do that

yes bless you Luke you are good

individual continue to follow life power

righteousness and good happy birthday

happy birthday to you happy birthday

fos oh that reminds me just I love that

random thing I did in that one video I

did

just boobydoo boobydoo random thing

[Music]

random I thought I forgot something I

forgot the Rings for these I'll be right

back one second um yeah good series good

video game

yeah

okay I got the Rings the male rings that

go into the medallions these particular

medallions H obviously I don't dedicate

all my time to but when I do I

definitely get in on painting the wow

how transparent his skin let me see if I

can do something about

that

um wa let me

try

um a little

bit Ah okay perfect that's a little

that's a lot better

okay where did the things

go where the where's the history where

did all that

go what the freak happened here

something H hang on one second let me

check a

detail

five okay here we

go um well I will not say I will not be

calling out any names but um this guy

here that was whose name just appeared

on the screen and

that ah spiritually connected on one day

to another eventually yes because I

personally blessed these medallions even

the one that I I do put I do personally

paint a lot of these and yet um there's

outreaching and going on

and

yeah I like us may too she's very she's

very cool let me try turn that light

down

and

oh you know what I can answer that by

way really quick

web bam well best as you can see it

despite the green screen yeah here it is

yeah cursed words are not

great um I don't know what tnd D

is just I don't know what TD is anyway

so I finish my D is made to go into this

melt tin and I warm up in the uh

oven maybe after I I'll give it some

thought and consideration but that's a

whole different thing right there it's a

whole different

thing anyway so that being

said um I don't typically watch hockey

so I'm not consciously aware of hockey

players the only one I'm really aware of

is Wayne

Gretzky

H all right Barbara's doing okay Safe

Life well and healthy back at the old

place wherever that is wherever as

opposed to wherever I

am

anyway anyway really using the

traditional clay this is not Model Magic

we're not using that on

these no absolutely not G4 I'm not

watching anything G5 until after myo P

friendship is Magic season 14 episode 26

is aired

period uh favorite song Still Sonic Boom

Sega CD long version at the end credits

I like that all

time I'm working these

here there you tell me

look good how about

um eat a

bun H I'll post it soon enough I just

haven't got around to it yet I've been

really busy and I just been drained by

lots of things in the metaphysical my

metaphysical workings and

everything oh no nobody actually visited

me in jail at all on that note period so

you can put that rumor like to rest you

can lay that rumor to

rest thank you but I'm afraid I can only

appreciate you as a kind individual and

platonically okay unfortunately this is

why listen do this guy

talk

yeah okay this is why I got do

five

five anyway working on me and I'll

take I'm taking the questions and I'm

just doing as I

feel I told you what it was I told you

the truth nothing happened

period um I have not I don't know what

that is consciously I do not consciously

know what that

is yeah

um we have more we have every single

individual in a variety of music between

both halves of our

Earth NOP you're dead you're gone you're

dead period bye-bye clean goodbye you're

long dead I'm never saying your name not

even in justest Period never even say

I'm never saying that name again you're

dead that guy's dead anyway

oh yeah I've

uh yeah I've

I've uh down I've I've tone down the

number of my friends on my

game there I say PR to this guy for that

guy faster than light in time

anyway there's no Curtis

here anyway there you go you see the

other Med

mode now I can appreciate that these get

moded and under my approval as

well you're

welcome um

anyway ah the extra extraterrestrial

individuals from throughout the cosmos

the space um they're just about as good

as good of individuals and creatures as

any other

really you know

what speak for yourself

guy just simply speak for

yourself thank

you

that is none of your business about

where I live I'm keeping that Offline

that is strictly

personal well that's to be confirmed uh

you just uh we take we'll take

applications uh later when I make when I

we'll take applications through the

Gmail I'm G put that in the queue for

later that thought I just had anyway

thank you

Kimba thank you Kima I mean

Simba happy happy birthday you are very

blessed yes you

are oh um yeah we're working on that

just that's another detail we got

multiple multiple details sorting out

um yeah yeah just well when we get

around to actually further doing on the

Minecraft everybody will be brought in

and to work now we have a lot we have

received very good responses to that I

am very

grateful I let the snow lights out the

Pokeball and it's a shiny snor lats snor

lats you think

I you think I actually left reality no

it's just what is reality anyway I mean

you never really thought about it

personally

um yeah no

comment all those that submit their

submit their responses to their

Minecraft server we'll be we'll get

response soon enough we've just been

busy with many many other

things you will find life you will live

find love someday in some like guy dark

B you

will you just got to follow light power

path and uh

[Music]

everything

anyway

I I am somewhere safe everything is good

you do I'm not going to be any more

specific than that and if you don't see

my car in Ruckersville that means I'm

not there so that's to whole two plus

two half

problem you know what I will say one

thing so you know what it's like that

one it's like I'm making a reference

here to a certain uh MLP fan F fan fan

animation on that's on YouTube just like

you know it's as if Celestia had

banished B

banished rainbow and Pinkie Pie to the

Moon in favor of prince in favor of her

in favor of Luna answering

questions you know what this Rainbow's

response just it's similar to my

response h jok's on you it's safer in

here good luck with the comment

section yeah that's another detail play

random mat memory yeah I go out of jail

I made it to Gateway it took y'all

literally a whole month before actually

taking any pictures of me and I've

actually been to a couple of places

before Rashi revealed myself to the

individuals there you know just I I mean

just telling them who I telling them who

I was it's like nobody it's like nobody

actually that's and that's another

detail entirely right there you couldn't

have just approach me say hello kindly

you had to really take pictures without

my permission or consent

whatsoever and do

that thank you just thank you

anyway I still laugh that fact took all

month before y'all even did that that

was a dumb

thing yeah no I don't know I don't know

them I don't know you

so

I

you yes I already did say a prayer to

him for

him working

on this

Medallion oh yeah I have seen the second

Side movie I thought it was pretty

good quite decent uh of course you know

I L really like from the first movie

just so as I crash question of cold dark

wats the Pacific I realized a few things

I back that I'll come back to that

question m a i had no idea where I'm

going B soft water stings c i shouldn't

even be here right now but I am why

because you shot

me I'll take down to consideration you

sh I'm I'm going there's a fish on my

head and clearly on the get just done on

my

own I am not I am not Liberty to State

specifically where or what I am but just

know I'm safe alive and well and

everything otherwise I would not be

doing this live stream right

now I played some side Frontiers just

have not played completely through even

the fir even the the the original

game I've been busy with a whole M other

details some

things

me

ah I like oh Scotland's pretty Scotland

is a cool country I give you that but

anyway I'd like to visit uh London

England no none I get all the I get all

the donations and just they really

needed considering what I need to have

done like I I mean I I I want to get

more traditional frames and they get my

eyes real check um well I would sample

your music at least um that's a question

I gota come back to and also I got D I

have D work I need to get taken care of

so that's well think all right so first

off music dra genre I like all kinds of

music really but um I guess if anything

I like uh I really like just pop music

just something with a really good beat

that I can dance to and like and all

that yeah I'm not I'm not saying much

more than what I've already said about

her period I

mean she has a right to her own privacy

in life as well period oh thank you

anyway oh favorite color Barry charge

blue I've mentioned that before my

favorite color and shade is battery

charged

blue

in particular it's the shade of my san

form's preferred

color no and while I was in jail I was

segregated from the other prisoners so I

didn't really have a so much of a social

life inside jail but at least the

details and all that were fair I I

enjoyed the kosher tray and I actually

did very well on the kosher tray I

enjoyed fish on Friday that was good

that was a good deal and I really like

tofu I know personally I prefer the

white tofu a lot better than a brown

tofu despite me me knowing that the

white tofu is supposed to be reminiscent

of chicken and the brown tofu is

reminiscent of

beef but yeah I like

tofu excuse me one second I gotta warm

up some more some more clay for these

Medallion I'll be right back after these

massages

and we're back everybody

and

gamble because they did a

thing

joke

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anyway I'm holding the sign you a figure

right right here and we have this little

lovely

PR one right here as well an ominous

individual oh turn the mic up turn the

mic up turn the mic

up darn I'll fix that later turn the mic

let me see no the mic okay the mic

volume is okay check in the mic check in

the mic one two one two okay check in

the mic check in the mic one two one two

check in the mic check in the mic

all right anyway all right so everybody

can sing and dance for Christmas about

that we have confirmed the might still

works all

right all right anyway

um next

one

yeah well we are working on the

Minecraft server we just like I said

we've been really really busy

lately another detail another thing

everybody likes to

sing

anyway right when

I oh drawing in

email I don't have Splatoon three I may

consider it I just haven't got amount to

that point

yet

eras I don't know what Aras is

consciously and I would

believe yes it did happen

okay yes and yes and not right now

they're working out on the B but savann

rosu is here in the room with me

I would say she her with respect and

kindness like you would Dr Wolf's wife

his lovely lady

okay but anyway just everybody to their

own individual details and all

that I read a little bit of it I read a

little bit of it I haven't read the

entire

thing

yeah the race cars are yeah the race

cars are pretty

cool my earlier

thought that's GNA to get fits

later Soder

Soder is there Cherry Soder on that

Soder

Island oh yeah I have tried makeup

before and just it it tends to yeah blue

eyes Shadow I've actually done that

before it's really good I have done

fingernail polish and coloring my nails

before but I do so much physical work it

just it sends slip up all the

time

hello there I say hello to that guy's

friend

without being too

specific okie dokie have a good

night

everybody yeah oh up all up against need

not we have exping experience levels and

we will pick up on those that have the

best vibration and authenticity within

themselves uh that's to be

confirmed uh has not been decided just

yet uh likely it'll be private at first

and then made public

later the only Electronics I had in jail

was an amfm

radio and it was a j wind

brand it looked like an

iPod of all time Sonic

CD

thank

you

um presently I'm uh doing work in amimal

Crossing New Horizons and I have played

some psych superstars in recent

days I also enjoy I also enjoyed life of

strange True

Colors it certainly will not be drump

he's staying in jail forever

period oh first day I got

out um I adjusted to my new life

where I was at the

time everybody is already in the on the

scene 97 half whether it be through

their self-c counterparts or from their

from their former self-c counterparts

that were alive there that are living

here ah oh yes there will be more and

more other individuals but Le s he lived

back in the days he was born in uh uh

I'm trying to remember it counts

backwards

uh

phos name Le is really really really

really old he was born within the 300s

BC within that

century and he lived for happy birthday

happy birthday happy

[Music]

birthday and he lived for hundreds of

years within his uh with his in this

Village that was not far from the

ultimate Emerald

Shrine thank thank you very

much and he was and he was uh my he was

my friend

and and on Earth's metaphysical guide on

Earth as in addition to uh you know

Emanuel and all the other gods and

guyses uh back when I was Hy Christ back

when my brain my brain trying to blank

out on me good

grief anyway um but yeah he essentially

had the closest links to the uh

everything that there there is and was

and would have been back

time no kameha there you go there's no

cursing because I know that draw it does

like draw back on me

there yeah only plays there you go yeah

there you go that guy

[Music]

yeah

yeah uh I do not know who that is and it

sounds like that would not be too great

of a resulting time

and considering the alternate timelines

yeah

oh we have a poot set up I will reveal

that later on on my I reveal that later

on when we are when we are ready to do

so

yeah yeah they've already done that for

me and I I don't have to stream them but

yeah I mean empathy in itself is a

superpower

period anyway H where was I bring oh

yeah Lees uh but yeah he's really really

old he uh end up moving forward uh after

uh a while after my resurrection back

when I jus back when I was Jesus Christ

and all

that you're acknowledged guy you're

acknowledged

anyway he was really really connect he

was very very connected with everything

metaphysical she says hello she says

hello back to

you Hello

darling yeah

anyway that'll be the PO boot which I

will reveal later

on

thank you thank you very

much

you yeah I mean but still I mean the the

similarities and differences are obvious

between the two mods but

still oh yeah

just okay but I mean that's all right

he's from

verse yeah well that's funny I can't

remember what you did to me either

Anan I don't know about your

game I don't know about your game as

opposed to other games that have

been bought to my conscious attention in

this

timeline and all the others that are in

my unconsciousness that would take a

long way

oh

hey I'll definitely take that in

consideration yes thank you very much

y'all have pretty good fun shows here

watch

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um yes yes he has been re he has been he

had been reincarnated

and he's actually on the side of good

right now and I sh I forgot the other

question

um I have not been play many xbot games

recently and I've been have not been

much on the PlayStation 4 I've been

really very busy with life and

everything

yes yes it

is why why not I

mean there's a lot more I have so much

more document about me as a as a as

opposed to my past self that H as Jus

Christ yeah well the Call's coming in

from inside your house

house um at at this point

no but just she had she's safe she's uh

managing and now she getting to know her

neighbors a little better back at the

old

place I've actually been feeling pretty

good more positive and more spir and

more spiritually satisfied and

everything it has been working out for

the more positive I really it's like you

know I should the old place some time

ago I mean just like

everybody I can't really say not on top

of my head there's a variety of Music

aside from Terror Swift it will take me

a while it would take me a while to

actually meditate on that actually

remembered that yeah stop pretending to

be my dad he's alive on the se7 half as

a s sh

physically and you are not him so stop

pretending stop

pretending

okay well you're saying it it's

funny made me it made me laugh inside a

little

bit can we please get this guy out

here

anyway um see I believe I talked

about quite a bit I mean I feel like I

covered that PL enough I mean

just that'll do for now um but yeah what

else is on my mind what else is coming

into my mind I'm thinking I'm

thinking

okay maybe later I'll check maybe later

I'll check it

outram well that's to be confirmed um

send me the uh send the link to my Gmail

and I'll give it a look

later

no

comment not quite all right still this

do do

yes more than times I've been I've

literally been throughout the

Multiverse the point is to Cal down and

not be so high in stress so then Focus

can be better

achieved yes thank you very much thank

you

your closest best friends are

blessed you want sure M I'm working on

it um I believe I already did I already

told you my favorite song of on time of

all time I guess you want to do a song

for me go with uh liby Newton John's

twist of

fate hello h hello hello hello B

Lassie and all the Irish

Adent um that's to be confirmed

um that would count as a commission

really but that's when I open up for

commissions I will take that make that

an

option happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday happy

birthday

yeah will you pleas not pretend to be Mr

C you're not him go somewhere else

faker

yeah I've heard that guy he's actually

decent I'd consider

it yeah I hav't I don't know about that

show but thank you

anyway oh

yes

um well we're working on that later

there will be collab projects to be

revealed and participating in later on

it just hasn't

been

huh hanging their names on the Christmas

tree evolving as they can

see

yeah well don't pretend to be me but you

are blessed as

well anyway oh boy all right I gotta

make I got to warm some more clay I'll

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I I open this bag

there we

go yeah I know who that is and just

that's a whole different kill of fish

right

there absolutely not he changed his ways

he saw the error of his

ways I mentioned it

earlier I enjoy all

genres except heavy metal and there's

one exception from that which would be

death clock's Thunder horse and that's

on my

playlist there was no replacing me

period the one that's been replaced by

anybody is you by your own perspective

and perception of

yourself Toyota Tacoma 2009 yada yada

yada

um that's I'm not sure I'd have to

reread that and think about that I'll

read it

later happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday happy

birthday happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday

anyway

oh um I'm not picky but I'd say blue

fruit snacks are pretty good cuz then

they could be blueberry

flavored

oh he has many times before and I have

seen the episode ohy poopy Butthead got

whole expansion of his character

revealed in that

show oh

we

yeah

yeah the yeah Karma and everything good

and light power and righteous is already

given them their

D okay I'll give you that I'll try to

give you that one if I

can't I mean just essentially I'm doing

the molding on the the in the mold

plate

y just

y my brain just went somewhere else why

am my brain go somewhere

[Music]

else very good yep you are blessed you

are blessed anyway

what

I dressed up in a fun Sonic costume for

a little

bit just for a little

bit that's yeah that depends on how open

he would be for the light powered and

righteousness and

good anyway here's another

one be oh oh big is my head oh big is my

head I got news for you it's wider these

days because my psychic powers are

really developing I mean look at

this see this groove that's a big Groove

and what did you say really quick

oh I'll have to reread that one later

but um just pretty much going with the

flow right here happy happy birthday to

that guy

[Music]

L

Jenkins there's your word association

right there just felt appropriate just

felt very appropriate right there that

worked

out

yeah I like the out house it's a good

show I love the Good Ship

there nope

nope I disagree I respectfully

disagree there's a lot there were a lot

of demons and Devils influence in the

palines

[Music]

all that good light powered and

righteous positivity and flow the cosmos

metaphysical

[Music]

everything you are

blessed it wasn't just a night he

redeemed himself he repented for his

misdeeds and crimes and

sins and he was

cleansed that never

happened I say it

before it Still Remains true it never

happened

period

if I say yes will the question not be

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repeated

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spee been thinking

about

so

for happy happy birthday

happy

birthday cave Hogs why don't they just

share a

cave

well no more no different than from

those that were others everybody else

that were featured in said

movie why don't you go play Persona five

Now featuring The Joker and that stupid

beem I have two number NES a number nine

large a number six and extra dip a

number

seven

he shall take his time to recover but he

does need to lay off that night

[Music]

qu yeah ai's been around for a lot lot

longer time than that so it's nothing

new it's artificial

intelligence and in Japan it's also

known this

love

yeah I

have they're a decent Bunch but not

perfect stupid dog you made me look B bo

bo

bo happy happy birthday happy birthday

happy birthday birthday happy happy

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[Music]

birthday uh it's I believe it's

available I mean I believe I posted it

on TW I posted on the Twitter when I

announced the request

for M for the Minecraft

modders yeah I'm aware of too good to be

true deals I'm just

yeah

[Music]

we are keeping personal details of the

public life for the time being but when

it comes to the details of which we can

actually trust the personal details with

that be a whole different cish only with

them there is no no there's no local

successor

but

Lal um a few but I have to get back to

you on

that

yes Israel is the Holy One it's the holy

country

zapping it

[Music]

up I have B feelings about

that

um I will for

[Music]

bling that's to be confirmed the holiday

ornaments as to be confirmed I can't say

for positive

yet for the most part and latter yes all

my chakras have been aligned I've

connected with

everything so

yes once we get everything sorted out

yes that will be an option but that's to

be confirmed later

on okay okay okay

[Music]

okay

so yeah I definitely need to be away

from everything and everyone as I did in

J during the time I was in

jail serving the time for everybody's

sins and

regrets Pro of my power you have to

believe got to have faith

possibly but I don't know those

individuals consciously in this

timeline

maybe and if I do maybe I will show it

off but that's a whole different Kettle

fishing to be

confirmed I do read

it but as I said earlier I'm not doing

the shoutouts

yeah

no can you please stop pretending to be

somebody

else well that doesn't surprise me but

they don't sound anything like me just

like that guy that tried to be my voice

on that episode smiling don't forget

about me Greece I could done it did you

do it oh I toally could have no that

don't sound me and all forget about me

gree I could have done it did you do it

uh well I mean no but toally could

have a stupid thing to say and shoot

um darn it I got so focused and making

that

CL up up up down up down up down why am

I an

elevator my got blump in this

one um no I have not heard of it

I've been to an alternate

Dimension where it's all

100%

hello and why bad time for that to

happen because I've been in an alternate

Dimension where it's literally just

without Conant says Set set set set all

the time and so much BDSM there just no

nothing ever got done there so

forgive

yep what you said not your

name

um just talk with your mom and uh give

her love and appreciation

regardless and I mean that

platonically

just

and great great thanks great apape I

lost my train of

thought he's been dealing with them for

years if he hasn't F bet by himself

right now he needs to learn

more oh oh thank

you

there you

go hard lumps in this

one space look at all these

[Music]

lumps yes I have fans all around the

world

so that's not hardly worth that's hardly

a

question and don't fit SES on my breast

eyes up here eyes up

here you know what that's okay if he

wants to be a low cow go

ahead he wants to be low cal go

ahead what was up with the whole thing

with the loow

anyway I'm not doing jups but I got want

some more clay I'll be right back

following

this

and we are

back and Now for Something Completely

Different how about we push a little

stress

out there be so much funnier this thing

wasn't green

screen

yeah yeah just everybody can imagine

what this could be but yeah no it's

screen it's lumpy it's a pickle I'm

squeezing a stress pickle that's made

out of

foam Ah that's funny where do my eyes

go ah continue being yourselves continue

love and appreciate yourself and your

soul searching and be kind to yourself

with yourself and everyone and anybody

that uh wants to give you bad details

and talk and just uh don't worry about

them and know I'm going just

like there goes that

pickle and now back to

this nope stop pretending to be criselle

I wish you people would stop pretending

to be those that I know are not within

the stream right now

okay uh nope Karma already bit him down

and out so yeah Q Farms that's dead de

dead unform not dead Antichrist it

dead

fornite is actually an in between

Dimension outside of either 12 outside

of either 128 or c19

72 there you go you are blessed you are

blessed I went down to The

Zo

okay that's a date no oh yeah

no

nope nice

try happy happy birthday happy

birthday

no it's not me more for for everything

it's literal it's

physical he shall have the blessings as

he needs to upon his

journey

[Music]

a prayer has been said for

Clark

uh nope and don't pretend to be my

attorney oh it's doing good in fact it's

doing just as good as Hyrule since they

are in the same neck of the woods

[Music]

period

I don't have anything against him but it

just depends on how open he is to good

light power and

righteousness and I'm just trying to

keep from uh giving shout outs like I

said no female pronouns

period they them is also acceptable by I

prefer female she

her

the prayer has been said and he shall be

blessed as he shall

be yes you have yes you are blessed

during your Tri triy during a bunch of

events that are tried emotional hard and

everything

[Music]

I'm not putting the camera down any

lower nobody's getting any crotch shots

and eyes up

here

more um I like I like the Sally Acorn

mod for Sonic one and Sonic 2 and S

3

H I'm sorry to hear

that

hey look

pickle pick me up and de pickle me I

don't

[Music]

know I'd say speak for yourself there is

no delusions here

period the only delusion

around here are those that call

themselves

neurotypical the only ones that are

really quote crazy are the

neurotypicals where they do not see

within the Multiverse and everything

that is deeper

metaphysical oh yeah um either way is

good Chris or Christine or Jesus

Christ and Christ Chan Christ Chan take

your pick it's all

good you are blessed your friend is

blessed thank

you

there is no lying only truth is

spoken I have hardly any need to since I

am

married so therefore I'm spoking

for yeah we'll talk about that later but

we don't need there's no need for Rush

especially considering times of

details godam it

K guys I'm

going

count your

blessings address put your money to

other things that do not involve the

habit of which you are trying to

alleviate yourself

from and follow like powers and

righteous

individuals that's right because most of

the world are not

neurotypical

they may think they are but they are

not oh yes everything does yes

everything has been shifting and is

continuing on in this process within the

ending steps of the dimension merge and

the ultimate miracle and fut Tri and

everything yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

to

all

only truth is spoken and there never

ever was any sets between Barbara and I

period

nope

you are

blessed

nope

the fact that they said

that they don't they don't understand

what I mean they don't understand

definition of the word

neurotypical

he shall see the error of his ways and

recover on his own time and

Accord

2009 tacle edit I don't know about that

but I your wishes with my taco flavor

KES Tac taco

you know what for that individual that

keeps bringing it up why don't you just

go bring it up with the alternate

distant timeline that never is anything

related to or close to this one

period oh I do have music playing in the

background I have

a I have an oh my brain went blank on

the word the day there but anyway I have

a binero beat playing in the

background off screen I look at my phone

and look at the video it look at the

track I'm playing right now it's playing

in the

background yeah it's a b narrow beat

from Heavenly

eyes Scyther and

[Music]

sneez Magic chance a prime criselle Ros

Prime sylvana Rosie Prime and the prime

of all meww

period dro the

piece my bring went blank on give me a

moment ah she is

physically quite all she is

physically um she is mentally and

physically well over 20 years old

rain blink but she has been actually

been to the Future developed many many

years physically and then came

back it was a slow progression upon

realizing my my true gender and identity

and

everything uh the try came around during

the year

2014

[Music]

goty penis monsters

got nope there there's your stupid meme

right there yeah I said it hey get back

here on this

boat and you know what I'm just gonna

ignore anybody with this word in their

name period I'm just gonna ignore

everybody

period nope

one moment at a

time one moment at a time take deep

Rifts count your blessings follow that

which is good light powered and

righteous within your intuition as

opposed to Temptations and all that you

can bear yourself in that way

dude meditate on all that and everything

and all metaphysical connections but

your self-c counterparts out the

Multiverse and everything everything

everywhere all at

[Music]

once

and day Chistmas jingle bell jingle B

Jingle

Bells um I have considered Tik Tock um

but it's not in my present plan at this

time although I do have one that is on

observation alone I'm not mainly going

to be using that as a video streaming

service or platform so don't expect any

videos from me on Tik

Tok Hy doie spy

I want to be

[Music]

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bestch

yes I

did I gotta go War some more clay for

this last set of four

medallions um now these will be painted

off stream this is a whole special thing

but these are painted you will see the

final results when they are delivered to

the individuals that they go end up

going going out to

later we certainly got to get that

turn yes we shall consider that thank

you anyway I'll be right back I got to

go War some more

Cay

and welcome back to the

[Music]

[Music]

show all right anyway let's do some more

I got four more Medallion I got the last

four CU I'm making I was making 20 in

all so I give you all this time I'm TI

looking at blank eyes so let's

do the

oh I'll watch this guy because it's on

him

now oh

y

one hard

piece that was

a oh yeah it's a really good show I've

watched both seasons so

far oh but I I don't care too much about

the chaos Sonic in that one that was

really dumb that was

just

oh um how much talking about really I

just uh don't know too much personally

but he's a good individual for the

ladder he is a good

individual nobody's making comments

about that because this is an SF this is

a safe for work Channel this is a safe

for work thing and we are keeping things

safe for work

oh yeah I've watched uh some of the some

of the episodes of the metal ocalypse

but I have not seen the movie I felt

like uh it was just a bit too

much I mean story I just didn't really

just didn't find be long

term

oh yeah because Satan has been trolling

has been bugging a whole lots a whole

lot of individuals including those are

fighting between Israel and Palestine

right now but yeah Israel shall succeed

they shall last

longer that is foreing prophesized and

forn ah but he is is cleansed and

blessed all he needs to do is to stay on

light power path of

goodness

[Music]

any we think what else what else what

else which yall see that's just the

whole oh oh I think you're referring to

L bin the one that misheard by name is

uh when I told him my name was

Christopher he misheard it call me

Christian that inspired the name change

yeah

that is a thought I still need to catch

up I had the last episode I saw was yes

go ahead and make the jokes the last

episode of J Samuel series I saw was

episode

69 I told you shout

[Music]

outs what I say my brain oh great thanks

for making me lose my thought

train

yeah I mean just essentially you already

are whether I drew you in or wrote you

in or not

period I told you I'm not doing shout

outs I'm staying with that I'm sticking

with

that here here's your stupid New Meme

right now I'm not doing any shout outs

and I'm sticking with

that there

stupid thing stupid stupid thing you

made that's me you this why you think me

St

dog oh by the way I'm betting on Courage

cowardly dog in the Scooby-Doo versus

courage death

battle you tell with a lot worse than

Scooby

did

oh

the original version without as much

details and definitely the one that have

more accurate details when I read when I

redo it into the HD version which will

have absolutely no NSFW content in it

whatsoever despite the circumstances and

details that came about from all of

that

everybody sing a song bra is trying to

remember what I was talking about

earlier it's been the first it's SP the

first time to have awkward moments

within it and I do not speak of personal

details on my own part period that's

enough of that that's enough it just

spit the awkwardness and roll with

it well he shall progress and heal as

best as he can but I'm that's just a

whole mess of details on that part I

don't want to go too much into without

uh causing Fe causing deeper emotions

anyway

oh

um

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there

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else as long as she sees life power and

good and continues forward with that she

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sad there are no Ducks here whatsoever

period that's enough said please refrain

from asking that

question there shall be no more talk

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subject and I will no longer be the

victim of

circumstances

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fingers because they do

manifest I don't need to say anything

but I will clear the room of all

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Tidings I know yes that's the detail

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as a good

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do so I am so this is it for this little

lovely little Q&A I pray that you all

were able to enjoy and everything so

before I close

I

there shall be no commentary about

that the details had to be said in the

past tense to manifest what needed to be

because I did not want to be attacked

by

anybody that would have happened had

actually been able to make it to that

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air

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you all for your continued patronage and

everything I shall see you all again

next stream

yall take care and have a blessed and

safe

day and that'll be the last one I

respond to everybody have a good safe

day or night depending on which part of

the}}

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2023-10-24T00:21:48Z

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*'''23 October''' - '''[[Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2|Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2]]''' is uploaded
*'''21 October''' - Chris views and comments '''[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Live From China!🔴Chill CWC Stream 30|during a livestream]]''' on Geno Samuel's YouTube channel.
*'''18 October'''
**Chris begins '''[[October 2023 social media posts|posting avidly on Twitter]]'''. He continues to rage about MLPG5, talks about Elon Musk's changes to Twitter, and comments on the current Israel situation.
**Chris uploads '''[[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1]]'''
*'''17 October'''
**'''[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]''' is uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel.
**Chris subscribes to [[Twitter]] Blue.
*'''16 October'''
**'''[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]]''' is uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel.
** [[Praetor]]'s Etsy store [[OfficialCWCmart]] has become active again, uploading various art commissions from 2021 along with '''[[OfficialCWCmart#Post_Jail_Medallions|new photos of Chris]]'''.
**Chris's Twitter account makes a post '''[[October 2023 social media posts#Second Coming|referencing the "second coming"]]'''.
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*'''11 October''' - Chris unprivates his [[Facebook]] account '''[[YouTube#CwcvilleGuardian (February 2012 – July 2021; September 2023 – Present)|CwcvilleGuardian]]'''.
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*'''4 September''' - [[The Place chats (May 2021)#Chris and Relationships|Chris and Relationships]] from [[May 2021]]
*'''7 August''' - [[Bella chats#Playing Games|Playing games with Bella]] from [[2020]]
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Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2

2023-10-24T00:11:33Z

ChristoriesMan:

Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2 is a Video uploaded on 13 October 2023, He continues to read the titular Christmas play about Angelica Rosechu, In This Part Sonichu Prime as Jesus Is Born

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Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1

2023-10-24T00:03:44Z

ChristoriesMan:

'''Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1''' Is a video uploaded by Chris on 18 [[October 2023]]. He reads the titular [[Christmas]] play about [[Angelica Rosechu]] for almost 15 minutes, over a snow background with somber music. Supposedly, this is planned to be a multi-part series, presumably for "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" play that Chris wrote and drew in [[Praetor Jail Art|jail]]. New drawings occasionally appear in the video. He continues to shill [[OfficialCWCmart]] in the description.

==Video==
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| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
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| previous = [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]
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==Description==
{{quotebox|This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.

This is Part 1 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWC...}}

==Transcript==
[Static crackles. Soft Christmas music can be heard while winter wind sound effects play in the background. Overtop of a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text rolls across the screen. Typos included.]

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu

Narrator/Holy Ghost/Angel:
Angelica Rosechu
Three Wise Men:
Nightstar, Inuyasha, Perceptor
Joseph:
Constanpole Sonichu
Young Jesus/Little Drummer Boy:
Danny Sonee
Young Mary Magdaline:
Rasenla Rosey
Virgin Mary:
Crystalina Rosechu
King Herod/Satan:
Jamsta Sonichu
Desciple Peter:
Punchy Sonichu
Lazerus/John the Baptist:
Wild Sonichu
Elizabeth/Anna/Pharisee Woman:
Bubbles Rosechu
Judas:
Cal Sonichu
Pilate:
Perceptor
Barabas:
Nightstar
James:
Inuyasha Sonichu
Mary Magdalene:
Rosey Rosechu Prime
Jesus Christ:
Sonichu Prime
Lazuras's Sister:
Lolisa Rosechu

This ended up being an all Sonichu and Rosechu play, not because of segregation, but due to the volunteers who signed up for the auditions being literally 85% local Sonichu and Rosechu. This would become the very first stage performance of an all Sonichu and Rosechu cast ever; a landmark and massive undertaking.

[Text roll ends. Screen fades to black. Chris Chan is revealed sitting in front of a green screen displaying a photo of a snowy forest. From here on out, Chris is speaking.]

The Life and Times of Jesus Christ, a Christmas play by Angelica Rosechu, read by me, Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. Since August 2005, after Angelica had her past visions confirmed about I, as Jesus Christ of Nazareth reincarnated and Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, shortly after I had taken Angelica Rosechu back in time to meet and talk with Jesus himself before his death on the cross and resurrection. Angelica was inspired after returning to August 2005 to write an updated, more accurate play of the life and times of Jesus to be debuted in December 2005. This ended up being an all Sonichu and Rosechu play, not because of segregation, but due to the volunteers who signed up for the auditions being literally around 85% being of the Sonichus and Rosechus, including Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime themselves. And around 10 out of 15% of the volunteering humans auditioned for the role of Jesus. Also the rounding down physical height allowed for bare eye contact between the actors, this would become the very first stage performance of an all Sonichu and Rosechu cast ever, a landmark and massive undertaking.
After all the auditions in late October 2005 in Angelica's church, and without typecasting, for they all portrayed the auditions respe- Magi-Chan himself went for and earned the role of Jesus's psychic Sonichu partner, [unintelligible] Sonichu. Various regular and special Sonichus and Rosechus made up the secondary and background individuals. Inuyasha Sonichu and even Nightstar Sonichu Prime got word and auditioned as well, then they stayed in Cwcville for throughout November and December to be in the play after earning their roles. Angelica was the narrator and the Holy Ghost angel. Some of the actors got multiple roles in the play, but the secondary parts are with less lines anyway. Nightstar, Inuyasha, and Perceptor played the three wise individuals who brought the gold, frankinscense, and myrrh. A regular male Sonichu who had a family with a female Sonichu and had a [unintelligible] male son, as well as their trainer partner and his family, Constanople Sonichu played ho- played Joseph. Constanople and Lain Sonichu's son, Danny Sonee, played- played... Danny played young Jesus. Another trainer with a female Rosey, Rasenla Rosey, she played young Mary Magdalene with a few other Sonees playing as Jesus's childhood friends. Crystalina Rosechu played the virgin Mary. A plush Sonichu filled the role of baby Jesus. Danny also played the little drummer boy.

[A hand-drawn image of DJ Jamsta Sonichu fills half of the screen, covering Chris.]

Jamsta Sonichu played Herod the king, the Devil that tempts Jesus, as well as Satan.

[The drawing disappears, and Chris is back on screen.]

Cardboard cutouts took the role of demons in the hell realm where Jesus slayed Satan and freed and forgiven the former sinners. The imprisoned sinners were played by various regular Sonichus and Rosechus. Punchy Sonichu played Peter; Wild Sonichu played Lazarus, John the Baptist, and... [Chris checks his script] ...John.

[A hand-drawn image of Bubbles Rosechu appears on the screen, Covering Chris.]

Bubbles Rosechu played Elizabeth, Anna, and the Pharisee woman.

[The drawing disappears, and Chris is back on screen.]

Cal Sonichu of the psychic squadron played Judas. Perceptor also played the Pilate. Nightstar played Barabas. Inuyasha also played James; Rosey played adult- young adul- young adult Mary Magdalene and adult Mary Magdalene, and Sonichu Prime himself played as Jesus Christ. Oh and also Lolisa Rosechu, she played Lazarus's sister Martha. And also, Christian Chandler Sonichu, you know my self-counterpart [unintelligible], he, back in that day, before the transition to womanhood, he had a role at the end of the play as Jesus Christ in present day life as I, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.
I've written out the play as it was... leaving some scenes out, but I've written up to eleven pages on this, so there won't be much left out from Angelica's play. As it was on Saturday, December 17th, 2005 - and this was the Saturday before the third Sunday of December that year - the show went on! In addition to Jamsta promoting the show with Rosey and everyone at station KCWC, the reporters of the Cwcville press and local news media got a good taste of the play from the rehearsals. The reviews were more or positive, giving the play as it stood a four out of five star rating. Ticket sales sold out as the play was held at the spacious George Lewis Hal theatre in the northwest section of the metropolis of Cwcville. Psychic squadron Sonichus and Rosechus and security guards were hired to ensure nothing went wrong. Even Team Rocket and all hating, really dark types with hate-filled violent intentions, were all barred from entering. Liquidchu and Blake, as they were in disguise at the time with their fur color changed and all to blend in, they were taking a break for themselves and were able to get in and watch the show. Blake was looking forward to watching Bubbles perform.
Mary Lee Walsh and Silvana Rosechu also bought tickets to simply enjoy the rarity- this rarity of a show.

[The same image of Angelica Sonichu appears on screen, covering Chris.]

[unintelligible], who was Jamsta Sonichu's best friend and partner and former DJ at KCWC. [?], Jareth, Raven [?], Kathy [?], these individuals are gonna be talked about in the [?] pages, they'll be brought up at a later point once we get- once I get everything sorted out. And Robert and Barbara Chandler [unintelligible], and the other good and supportive citizens of Cwcville, and even some kind individuals from Charlottesville, Richmond, and D.C., and other cities of Virginia, they all came out to enjoy this landmark, all-Sonichu-and-Rosechu performance.
Perhaps we're ready to change the scenes between acts. Chris had volunteered to grip as well. The grips were composed of humans and psychic squadron Sonichus and Rosechus and Pokemon. Video cameras were recording the entire play. The printed programs also had the note at the bottom, quote, "Aside from the scriptures that are holy, as well as further confirmations from divine guidances and visions that permit a personal experience, and enlightenments." End quote... Angelica Rosechu put that in. The show started at 8:00 PM. Angelica in her long white gown stepped into the spotlight at the stage's center from behind the curtains. She takes a deep breath as the audience is silent. Angelica starts...

Angelica: Welcome everyone.

[A hand drawn image of Angelica flying over top of the stage in front of a packed audience appears on the screen, covering Chris.]

Chris: And she says that loud and well for everyone to hear.

Angelica: Welcome everyone to this humble re-enactment of the life of Jesus Christ, who was our Lord, and still is. But Jesus was also the One Avatar, and when life on Earth began he appeared as a large turtle, then transformed into a human who had been around even before God was known to a lot of people. The avatar lived long and guided all in the name of God as the God of Gods, with insights and wisdoms and the holy light power spanning from the heavens and the very core of our universe. Then through God and Manuel, the Avatar...

[The drawing disappears.]

Angelica: ...had their very first reincarnation ever and was born in Bethlehem by the virgin Mary. So now we take you all to the sixth month of when Mary was with child.

Chris: Angelica bows, and spans her wings as the curtain opens and she flies above the stages- the stage to the audience applause, and the reveal of Crystalina as Mary Magdalene, sitting in a chair. As- I'm s- I'm sorry, as the vir- the virgin Mary. [Chris points a finger gun to his head.] [unintelligible] my mind for a moment! ...Angelica as the angel Gabriel descends and startles Mary a bit. The angel said to Mary...

Gabriel: Hark! For you are highly favored, the Lord is with you, you are blessed among women.

[A hand drawn image of Gabriel approaching Mary appears on screen, covering Chris.]

Mary: What is going on here?

Gabriel: Fear not, Mary. Behold from your womb you shall concieve and bring birth to a son, and he shall be named Jesus. He shall be great and called the Son of the Highest, and God shall give him his father David's throne. He shall reign forever over the house of Jacob with no end to his kingdom.

Mary: How shall this be so?

Gabriel: The Holy Ghost shall come to you and the power of the Highest shall overwhelm you, therefore he that shall be born of you be called Son of God. Your cousin Elizabeth is also with child, in her sixth month, when she was barren. With God, nothing shall be impossible.

Mary: Hmm, I see. Hmm.

[The drawing disappears.]

Mary: I am the maiden of the Lord, I shall do my best by your word.

Chris: Angelica flew up into the rafters above the stage. Mary knocks on a nearby door with Bubbles - [Chris knocks on the table] - in a dress, and with pillow above her belt under the dress as Elizabeth on the other side of the door. Mary entered and saw Elizabeth with child and holy light in her aura, and Mary said...

Mary: You are blessed with child, dear cousin!

Chris: Elizabeth responded with a smile.

Elizabeth: Yes Mary, I have been blessed by the Holy Ghost. His name shall be John!

Mary: I too have been visited by the Holy Ghost, and have a son, and he shall be the Lord.

Elizabeth: This is indeed great news Mary!

Chris: The scene quickly changes as the grips remove the chairs and the door. A red rug and a throne is quickly placed as a piano plays the tune of Psalm 140. Jamsta Sonichu, in kingly attire, sits on the throne. Angelica narrates as the scene transitions.

Angelica: As Mary is concieved, word of her child and the coming of prophecy of the Lord reached ears far and wide. When King Herod heard of this coming of the Almighty, he was distressed. With the chief priests and scribes having told Herod the Lord would be born in Bethlehem as prophesised, Herod made his choice.

Chris: The spotlight shines on Jamsta as Herod, and a nearby regular Sonichu playing the messenger. Herod tells the messenger...

Herod: Summon the wise men! [unintelligible]

Chris: The messenger runs off the stage, then announces...

Messenger: Announcing the wise men, sire!

Chris: And then Nightstar Sonichu, Inuyasha Sonichu, and Perceptor Sonichu, dressed in royal long robes as the three wise women, to pretty much get this accurate.

[A hand drawn picture of a 2-panel comic appears on screen, covering Chris. The first panel shows Jamsta Sonichu sitting on a throne addressing the three wise women, and the second panel shows the three wise women deliberating amongst themselves.]

Chris: The three of them bow, then rise. Inuyasha says...

Inuyasha: You summoned us, sire?

Herod: Yes, I heard the king of Jes- of the Jews is to be born in the East. Go to Bethlehem and find the child. After you've found him, let me know, so I may come and worship him also.

Chris: The wise women look amongst each other as they hear the intent in Herod's words. Inuyasha responds...

Inuyasha: As you wish, sire. We shall make delight in our search.

Chris: The three wise men re- leave and relocate to another part of the stage to recieve a bag each. The spotlight is removed from Jamsta and lit upon Nightstar, Inuyasha, and Perceptor. They speak as they walk in place at the throne as the throne and rug are removed the stage. Nightstar Sonichu starts.

Nightstar: Did you see the glint in the King's eye as he spoke?

Chris: Perceptor speaks.

Perceptor: Surely, I perceive the King has other intentions with the child.

Inuyasha: Oh, no doubt!

Chris: Inuyasha speaks.

Inuyasha: Eh, but we have to do as the King wants. At least we will be worshipful with the child.

Chris: The other two nod. [Chris mutters to himself or someone offscreen.] Okay... Alright. Inuyasha...

Inuyasha: Well, I brought frankinscense for the family. What did you two get?

Chris: Perceptor responds...

Perceptor: I have some myrrh. Its scent is fervent.

[The drawing disappears.]

Chris: And then Nightstar says...

Nightstar: I got a bag of gold.

Inuyasha: Gold?!

Chris: Inuyasha asks. [Chris makes a pffft sound.]

Inuyasha: What a way to outdo us, Nightstar.

Nightstar: If it's any consolation, this was my recent bonus. Ehhhh...

Chris: Perceptor points up.

Perceptor: I see the star of our Lord shining more bright. Come gentlemen, let's make haste.

Chris: The other two nod.

[Chris disappears off-screen. Text appears over top of the snowy forest photo.]

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu
to be continued in part 2

[The piano music fades out, leaving the sound of snowy winter winds in the background as the video ends.]

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Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1

2023-10-24T00:02:58Z

ChristoriesMan:

'''Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1''' Is a video uploaded by Chris on 18 [[October 2023]]. He reads the titular [[Christmas]] play about [[Angelica Rosechu]] for almost 15 minutes, over a snow background with somber music. Supposedly, this is planned to be a multi-part series, presumably for "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" play that Chris wrote and drew in [[Praetor Jail Art|jail]]. New drawings occasionally appear in the video. He continues to shill [[OfficialCWCmart]] in the description.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ByCudJOoObo}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2023]]
| subject = {{comics|text}}, {{other|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| previous = [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]
| next = [[Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play Part 2]]

}}

==Description==
{{quotebox|This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.

This is Part 1 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWC...}}

==Transcript==
[Static crackles. Soft Christmas music can be heard while winter wind sound effects play in the background. Overtop of a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text rolls across the screen. Typos included.]

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu

Narrator/Holy Ghost/Angel:
Angelica Rosechu
Three Wise Men:
Nightstar, Inuyasha, Perceptor
Joseph:
Constanpole Sonichu
Young Jesus/Little Drummer Boy:
Danny Sonee
Young Mary Magdaline:
Rasenla Rosey
Virgin Mary:
Crystalina Rosechu
King Herod/Satan:
Jamsta Sonichu
Desciple Peter:
Punchy Sonichu
Lazerus/John the Baptist:
Wild Sonichu
Elizabeth/Anna/Pharisee Woman:
Bubbles Rosechu
Judas:
Cal Sonichu
Pilate:
Perceptor
Barabas:
Nightstar
James:
Inuyasha Sonichu
Mary Magdalene:
Rosey Rosechu Prime
Jesus Christ:
Sonichu Prime
Lazuras's Sister:
Lolisa Rosechu

This ended up being an all Sonichu and Rosechu play, not because of segregation, but due to the volunteers who signed up for the auditions being literally 85% local Sonichu and Rosechu. This would become the very first stage performance of an all Sonichu and Rosechu cast ever; a landmark and massive undertaking.

[Text roll ends. Screen fades to black. Chris Chan is revealed sitting in front of a green screen displaying a photo of a snowy forest. From here on out, Chris is speaking.]

The Life and Times of Jesus Christ, a Christmas play by Angelica Rosechu, read by me, Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. Since August 2005, after Angelica had her past visions confirmed about I, as Jesus Christ of Nazareth reincarnated and Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, shortly after I had taken Angelica Rosechu back in time to meet and talk with Jesus himself before his death on the cross and resurrection. Angelica was inspired after returning to August 2005 to write an updated, more accurate play of the life and times of Jesus to be debuted in December 2005. This ended up being an all Sonichu and Rosechu play, not because of segregation, but due to the volunteers who signed up for the auditions being literally around 85% being of the Sonichus and Rosechus, including Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime themselves. And around 10 out of 15% of the volunteering humans auditioned for the role of Jesus. Also the rounding down physical height allowed for bare eye contact between the actors, this would become the very first stage performance of an all Sonichu and Rosechu cast ever, a landmark and massive undertaking.
After all the auditions in late October 2005 in Angelica's church, and without typecasting, for they all portrayed the auditions respe- Magi-Chan himself went for and earned the role of Jesus's psychic Sonichu partner, [unintelligible] Sonichu. Various regular and special Sonichus and Rosechus made up the secondary and background individuals. Inuyasha Sonichu and even Nightstar Sonichu Prime got word and auditioned as well, then they stayed in Cwcville for throughout November and December to be in the play after earning their roles. Angelica was the narrator and the Holy Ghost angel. Some of the actors got multiple roles in the play, but the secondary parts are with less lines anyway. Nightstar, Inuyasha, and Perceptor played the three wise individuals who brought the gold, frankinscense, and myrrh. A regular male Sonichu who had a family with a female Sonichu and had a [unintelligible] male son, as well as their trainer partner and his family, Constanople Sonichu played ho- played Joseph. Constanople and Lain Sonichu's son, Danny Sonee, played- played... Danny played young Jesus. Another trainer with a female Rosey, Rasenla Rosey, she played young Mary Magdalene with a few other Sonees playing as Jesus's childhood friends. Crystalina Rosechu played the virgin Mary. A plush Sonichu filled the role of baby Jesus. Danny also played the little drummer boy.

[A hand-drawn image of DJ Jamsta Sonichu fills half of the screen, covering Chris.]

Jamsta Sonichu played Herod the king, the Devil that tempts Jesus, as well as Satan.

[The drawing disappears, and Chris is back on screen.]

Cardboard cutouts took the role of demons in the hell realm where Jesus slayed Satan and freed and forgiven the former sinners. The imprisoned sinners were played by various regular Sonichus and Rosechus. Punchy Sonichu played Peter; Wild Sonichu played Lazarus, John the Baptist, and... [Chris checks his script] ...John.

[A hand-drawn image of Bubbles Rosechu appears on the screen, Covering Chris.]

Bubbles Rosechu played Elizabeth, Anna, and the Pharisee woman.

[The drawing disappears, and Chris is back on screen.]

Cal Sonichu of the psychic squadron played Judas. Perceptor also played the Pilate. Nightstar played Barabas. Inuyasha also played James; Rosey played adult- young adul- young adult Mary Magdalene and adult Mary Magdalene, and Sonichu Prime himself played as Jesus Christ. Oh and also Lolisa Rosechu, she played Lazarus's sister Martha. And also, Christian Chandler Sonichu, you know my self-counterpart [unintelligible], he, back in that day, before the transition to womanhood, he had a role at the end of the play as Jesus Christ in present day life as I, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.
I've written out the play as it was... leaving some scenes out, but I've written up to eleven pages on this, so there won't be much left out from Angelica's play. As it was on Saturday, December 17th, 2005 - and this was the Saturday before the third Sunday of December that year - the show went on! In addition to Jamsta promoting the show with Rosey and everyone at station KCWC, the reporters of the Cwcville press and local news media got a good taste of the play from the rehearsals. The reviews were more or positive, giving the play as it stood a four out of five star rating. Ticket sales sold out as the play was held at the spacious George Lewis Hal theatre in the northwest section of the metropolis of Cwcville. Psychic squadron Sonichus and Rosechus and security guards were hired to ensure nothing went wrong. Even Team Rocket and all hating, really dark types with hate-filled violent intentions, were all barred from entering. Liquidchu and Blake, as they were in disguise at the time with their fur color changed and all to blend in, they were taking a break for themselves and were able to get in and watch the show. Blake was looking forward to watching Bubbles perform.
Mary Lee Walsh and Silvana Rosechu also bought tickets to simply enjoy the rarity- this rarity of a show.

[The same image of Angelica Sonichu appears on screen, covering Chris.]

[unintelligible], who was Jamsta Sonichu's best friend and partner and former DJ at KCWC. [?], Jareth, Raven [?], Kathy [?], these individuals are gonna be talked about in the [?] pages, they'll be brought up at a later point once we get- once I get everything sorted out. And Robert and Barbara Chandler [unintelligible], and the other good and supportive citizens of Cwcville, and even some kind individuals from Charlottesville, Richmond, and D.C., and other cities of Virginia, they all came out to enjoy this landmark, all-Sonichu-and-Rosechu performance.
Perhaps we're ready to change the scenes between acts. Chris had volunteered to grip as well. The grips were composed of humans and psychic squadron Sonichus and Rosechus and Pokemon. Video cameras were recording the entire play. The printed programs also had the note at the bottom, quote, "Aside from the scriptures that are holy, as well as further confirmations from divine guidances and visions that permit a personal experience, and enlightenments." End quote... Angelica Rosechu put that in. The show started at 8:00 PM. Angelica in her long white gown stepped into the spotlight at the stage's center from behind the curtains. She takes a deep breath as the audience is silent. Angelica starts...

Angelica: Welcome everyone.

[A hand drawn image of Angelica flying over top of the stage in front of a packed audience appears on the screen, covering Chris.]

Chris: And she says that loud and well for everyone to hear.

Angelica: Welcome everyone to this humble re-enactment of the life of Jesus Christ, who was our Lord, and still is. But Jesus was also the One Avatar, and when life on Earth began he appeared as a large turtle, then transformed into a human who had been around even before God was known to a lot of people. The avatar lived long and guided all in the name of God as the God of Gods, with insights and wisdoms and the holy light power spanning from the heavens and the very core of our universe. Then through God and Manuel, the Avatar...

[The drawing disappears.]

Angelica: ...had their very first reincarnation ever and was born in Bethlehem by the virgin Mary. So now we take you all to the sixth month of when Mary was with child.

Chris: Angelica bows, and spans her wings as the curtain opens and she flies above the stages- the stage to the audience applause, and the reveal of Crystalina as Mary Magdalene, sitting in a chair. As- I'm s- I'm sorry, as the vir- the virgin Mary. [Chris points a finger gun to his head.] [unintelligible] my mind for a moment! ...Angelica as the angel Gabriel descends and startles Mary a bit. The angel said to Mary...

Gabriel: Hark! For you are highly favored, the Lord is with you, you are blessed among women.

[A hand drawn image of Gabriel approaching Mary appears on screen, covering Chris.]

Mary: What is going on here?

Gabriel: Fear not, Mary. Behold from your womb you shall concieve and bring birth to a son, and he shall be named Jesus. He shall be great and called the Son of the Highest, and God shall give him his father David's throne. He shall reign forever over the house of Jacob with no end to his kingdom.

Mary: How shall this be so?

Gabriel: The Holy Ghost shall come to you and the power of the Highest shall overwhelm you, therefore he that shall be born of you be called Son of God. Your cousin Elizabeth is also with child, in her sixth month, when she was barren. With God, nothing shall be impossible.

Mary: Hmm, I see. Hmm.

[The drawing disappears.]

Mary: I am the maiden of the Lord, I shall do my best by your word.

Chris: Angelica flew up into the rafters above the stage. Mary knocks on a nearby door with Bubbles - [Chris knocks on the table] - in a dress, and with pillow above her belt under the dress as Elizabeth on the other side of the door. Mary entered and saw Elizabeth with child and holy light in her aura, and Mary said...

Mary: You are blessed with child, dear cousin!

Chris: Elizabeth responded with a smile.

Elizabeth: Yes Mary, I have been blessed by the Holy Ghost. His name shall be John!

Mary: I too have been visited by the Holy Ghost, and have a son, and he shall be the Lord.

Elizabeth: This is indeed great news Mary!

Chris: The scene quickly changes as the grips remove the chairs and the door. A red rug and a throne is quickly placed as a piano plays the tune of Psalm 140. Jamsta Sonichu, in kingly attire, sits on the throne. Angelica narrates as the scene transitions.

Angelica: As Mary is concieved, word of her child and the coming of prophecy of the Lord reached ears far and wide. When King Herod heard of this coming of the Almighty, he was distressed. With the chief priests and scribes having told Herod the Lord would be born in Bethlehem as prophesised, Herod made his choice.

Chris: The spotlight shines on Jamsta as Herod, and a nearby regular Sonichu playing the messenger. Herod tells the messenger...

Herod: Summon the wise men! [unintelligible]

Chris: The messenger runs off the stage, then announces...

Messenger: Announcing the wise men, sire!

Chris: And then Nightstar Sonichu, Inuyasha Sonichu, and Perceptor Sonichu, dressed in royal long robes as the three wise women, to pretty much get this accurate.

[A hand drawn picture of a 2-panel comic appears on screen, covering Chris. The first panel shows Jamsta Sonichu sitting on a throne addressing the three wise women, and the second panel shows the three wise women deliberating amongst themselves.]

Chris: The three of them bow, then rise. Inuyasha says...

Inuyasha: You summoned us, sire?

Herod: Yes, I heard the king of Jes- of the Jews is to be born in the East. Go to Bethlehem and find the child. After you've found him, let me know, so I may come and worship him also.

Chris: The wise women look amongst each other as they hear the intent in Herod's words. Inuyasha responds...

Inuyasha: As you wish, sire. We shall make delight in our search.

Chris: The three wise men re- leave and relocate to another part of the stage to recieve a bag each. The spotlight is removed from Jamsta and lit upon Nightstar, Inuyasha, and Perceptor. They speak as they walk in place at the throne as the throne and rug are removed the stage. Nightstar Sonichu starts.

Nightstar: Did you see the glint in the King's eye as he spoke?

Chris: Perceptor speaks.

Perceptor: Surely, I perceive the King has other intentions with the child.

Inuyasha: Oh, no doubt!

Chris: Inuyasha speaks.

Inuyasha: Eh, but we have to do as the King wants. At least we will be worshipful with the child.

Chris: The other two nod. [Chris mutters to himself or someone offscreen.] Okay... Alright. Inuyasha...

Inuyasha: Well, I brought frankinscense for the family. What did you two get?

Chris: Perceptor responds...

Perceptor: I have some myrrh. Its scent is fervent.

[The drawing disappears.]

Chris: And then Nightstar says...

Nightstar: I got a bag of gold.

Inuyasha: Gold?!

Chris: Inuyasha asks. [Chris makes a pffft sound.]

Inuyasha: What a way to outdo us, Nightstar.

Nightstar: If it's any consolation, this was my recent bonus. Ehhhh...

Chris: Perceptor points up.

Perceptor: I see the star of our Lord shining more bright. Come gentlemen, let's make haste.

Chris: The other two nod.

[Chris disappears off-screen. Text appears over top of the snowy forest photo.]

"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu
to be continued in part 2

[The piano music fades out, leaving the sound of snowy winter winds in the background as the video ends.]

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Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2

2023-10-24T00:02:32Z

ChristoriesMan:

Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2 is a Video uploaded on 13 October 2023

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Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2

2023-10-24T00:00:30Z

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Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2 is a Video uploaded on 13 October 2023

Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1

2023-10-19T03:24:40Z

ChristoriesMan:

Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1 Is a video uploaded by chris on October 18th 2023

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Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1

2023-10-19T03:24:26Z

ChristoriesMan:

Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1 Is a video uploaded by chris on October 18th 2023

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Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1

2023-10-19T03:23:08Z

ChristoriesMan:

Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1

2023-10-19T03:21:09Z

ChristoriesMan:

Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1

2023-10-19T03:20:24Z

ChristoriesMan:

Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1 Is a video uploaded by chris on October 18th 2023

==Video==
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Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021

2023-10-19T03:19:31Z

ChristoriesMan:

'''Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021''' is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 17 [[October 2023]]. In the video, Chris tells his side of the story regarding his [[Affair with Mother|incest allegations]] and [[Jail Saga|subsequent incarceration]], denying having sex with Barb and claiming to have deliberately faked the story to [[Troll#Chris the troll|troll]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. Chris angrily accuses Isabella of leading a [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy]] to abuse and manipulate him, though the basis of his accusations are rumors which Chris further spreads. He incorrectly claims the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an autism deferred disposition; he was not acquitted by a jury). Chris also expounds on his [[Messiah complex|newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] (or rather ''Jesús''). Finally, he addresses the identity of the [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Food_Lion|mysterious woman]] he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]]. He continues to promote [[OfficialCWCmart]] in the description.

==Video==
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==Description==
{{quotebox|I'm just clearing the air and setting the record straight on what happened in mid-2021; nothing happened between me and Barbara in 2021. I also feel very tired of too many of all of you not comprehending that I was and am innocent; I was released because I was found and proven innocent, despite it taking so long. I know my reputation had been dragged through the worst of mud, muck and various fluids by the misconceptions and mislabels from the darkest and toxic sinners online. That minority level detail is absolutely no reason for Anyone to get involved with me in social situations, online on social media, and so on. I would never dox anyone I follow who are innocent.

Do not even let the socio-political details and happenings dictate or influence what is Light Powered, Righteous and simply Good. I will not have my life be narrated by the misconceptions that have arisen from the Toxic and Darkest Sinning society, and neither should you. None of your damn smut-fics and gore-fics will affect I or anyone else anymore.

I am a wonderful and positively vibrational individual and Avatar of existence. I have been through a lot in my own soul-searching and priority setting. You all can at least relate with me on That and follow my example in improving yourselves, spiritually, mentally and physically as respective individuals. And I Pray those few that I appreciate as good and sound individuals who had and have blocked me on social medias will understand and accept me better now that I have taken the time to get myself together and clear my mind and found myself in my resurrection and return.

Ultimate Miracle...Chaos Control.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWC...

Thank you and Bless you all; be safe and well.
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.}}

==Transcript==

[''Chris appears in front of an image of the [[Wikipedia:Royal Albert Hall|Royal Albert Hall]]; according to him, this was for "obvious reasons"<ref>[[October_2023_social_media_posts#Roman_Colosseum]]</ref>. Very soft, mostly inaudible piano music plays throughout the video. For some reason all of the audio is on the left stereo channel.'']

Hey everyone, ''[[Chris and Spanish|Jesús]]'' Christ-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime here, and right now I'm gonna set the record straight. So, just so y'all know, straightforward and blunt, to the point: the reason I went to jail, the charge I was charged with... I was innocent. There never, ever, ever, ever, EVER was any sex between [[Barbara]] and I, period. I was innocent. I have a few bullet points to go through [''unintelligible''] Where'd we go to end up here? So, obviously, we got all the haters and fakers and the toxic sinners, that really- that tried to manipulate me and so much - I mean, just... [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] that was a mess of good grief right there, why did y'all have to do that? [''shakes head''] You all really erroneously misunderstood me, period [''sigh''] And just, that was a whole mess up. I mean, shoot, even all of y'all with your frickin' ''smut fictions''! I know a num- I know some of you out of the minority that are the worst. That are the worst, out of the majority being actually good. Okay? Now you of the minority. You've written those smut fanfictions. You [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|shipped me]] with Barbara. You ''shipped'' me with that- with that [[Snorlax]] [''shakes head'']. And I've worse shit-

[''sudden cut''] Barbara was definitely not the perfect mother with me. Just... she- that was not the perfect mother-[[Transgender|daughter]] relationship there, period. Cause, uh, growing up, there was the times of abuse, even though there was the love and caring there throughout. But that was a whole different kettle of fish right there. [''sigh''] But yeah, the bullying, the [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorizing]], and all that, they really fucked me up. I feel so... just enough said right there. But hey, you're never gonna make me commit suicide, period. And that was the intention that [[Bella]] had, in all her chopped and screwed-up recordings, with all the intention of manipulating me into that. But hey, I foreknew she was gonna do that, I tested her. At the time, I only- I treated her like, you know, just as a [[Gal-pal|friend]], tried to get her to be on the good side, but obviously she failed, just as I foreknew that the relationship between [[Dillin Thomas|Dillin and Taylor]], that was not gonna last! He ABUSED her [''pounds desk'']! I gave her SUPPORT [''pounds desk''] on that livestream when I went on there. Just support and kindness, cause I appreciated her as an artist and an individual, which was more than I could say for [[Dillin]] at the time. [''sigh''] But yeah, Bella was actually going to record me and [[Fiona|Fifi]] having [[Chris and sex|done something]] at the hotel, had I actually made it to [[BABSCon]]. But fortunately, that didn't quite happen. She wou- she, one way or another, would've gotten me to [[Jail Saga|jail]], or tried to get me to commit suicide, on the whole different [''unintelligible'']. But hey, she failed, [''pounds desk''] she didn't do that, I took the initiative in my own hands, so... I let mys- I let mys- I let divine intervention and timing and everything to send me- just let me go to jail, spend my time suffering and spending the time '''[[Messiah complex|for your sins,]] you fuckin' - fuckin'''' toxic ones!

Now, I meditated and learned everything. [[Chris and reality|I am ''Jesús'' Christ reincarnated]], I am the one avatar of all existence, and I'm gonna see that there is nothing but good and righteousness and light-powered individuals, and [''pounds desk''] encouraging all the neutrals to be good, period. Just like I'm trying to do in this video and statement right now, setting the record straight. But I was proven innocent, and they couldn't place me anywhere, which is why they kept me in jail for so long, they didn't know what to do with me. They didn't know what to do with '''''somebody who was frickin' autistic''''', [''unintelligible''] '''''weren't putting your words in'''''! Yeesh. They didn't know what to do. They just kept me in jail, cause they didn't know where to place me. But fortunately, they did know where to place me eventually, so... that happened, I'm safe and doing better, okay? [''sigh''] But I did nothing wrong, and only the [[Unholy Tetrad|certain individuals online]], they had wrongfully manipulated and controlled me, and my own narrative, but no more. '''I take control of my own narrative from now on, not you!'''

{{RageQuote|NOT YOU LOT OF HATERS AND FAKERS!}}

[''pounds desk''] [''sigh''] I am a much better individual than that. Y'all shoulda known better of me than that than- [''pounds desk''] that is enough of the mislabelings and the misconceptions. Just, that's enough.

And a whole lot of the sex commentary, was me being misled by the suggestion of those individuals, especially those [[Sweetheart|theoretical exes of mine]]. And I was [[Chris and the law|proven innocent by court of law]] and released [''pounds desk''], simple as that. And also, just putting this out there, do not be an ableist. '''I mean, those of you, neurotypical, thinking you're able, whatever - there is at least one thing that is totally disabled about you, period!''' '''So''' [''pounds desk''] '''don't- do not hate others for things that you are yourself, period!''' There is no need to hate on anyone. Or even yourself. A flaw is a flaw, a blessing is a blessing, and a flaw can be a blessing in disguise. So you meditate on that. And stop hating, for such a flaw. And I am a living, breathing individual. And I am not to be [[Kimmi|objectified]] in any way, any more.

Cause... yeah. But yeah. In that Bella was the real sex criminal in that. She really wanted [''pounds desk''] to try to get me into something, she's a real criminal. ''Fuckin' BIIITCH''! ''[[Calling Out|Callin' her out]]. Call her out: Isabella Janken'' [''sic''], she's the real sex criminal, period. She did a whole mess of adulteration and manipulation and things in her own words and acts and insinuations and everything. Okay. [''sighs twice''] But to end this on a more positive note, so, the girl y'all have seen me with in the past few weeks, I'll tell you a little something about her. She's a friend of mine, and I refer to her only as Flutter, because she likes [[My Little Pony|Fluttershy]], okay? I met her in Lynchburg, she got in touch with me while I was in jail, and we managed to meet, we managed to bond and connect with each other as friends. And she is literally thirty years old, despite the way - despite her physicality. I-

[''sudden cut''] But anyway, just pretty much straightforward right there, letting you know about that. And I just felt like I needed to say all of that, clear the air. There is nothing wrong with being associated with me, period. I am sick and tired of being blocked by anyone, including and especially by those of whom I appreciate. And I do have friends, that do have great appreciation of me. Of which more than I can say than some, I mean, you all, even [[Megan Schroeder]], had your chance to actually be kind and compassionate and friends with me for the longer run. [''pause''] Cause that's enough said right there. [''sigh''] Just felt like I needed to get that off, otherwise I might have had a sleepless night. [''deep breath''] Ah. Thank you.
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Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1

2023-10-19T03:15:12Z

ChristoriesMan: Created page with "Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1 Is a video uploaded by chris on October 18th 2023"

Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1 Is a video uploaded by chris on October 18th 2023

Template:Da update

2023-10-03T22:12:25Z

ChristoriesMan:

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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>

*'''3 October''' - Chris is sighted at GameJunkies in Roanoke VA
*'''30 September''' - The [[ween]]-uploaded video of [[A-Log]] screaming ''[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAYY]]'' is '''[[YouTube#CwcvilleGuardian_(February_2012_–_July_2021;_September_2023_–_Present)|"removed by the uploader"]]''' off Chris's [[YouTube]] channel, CwcvilleGuardian.
*'''28 September''' - Chris '''[[Twitter#Post-jail_activity|likes a retweet]]''' of a trailer for an audio series titled ''[[Homos|"Gay Old Life"]]''.
*'''21 September''' - [[Otaku King]] claims Chris is '''[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Follow-up_videos_and_comments|"at home safe" and "getting the right help needed"]]'''.
*'''20 September''' - Photos and an eyewitness account emerge of '''[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#CVS|Chris allegedly hugging and kissing a woman who was first seen with him at Food Lion]]'''.
*'''19 September''' - Chris is '''[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Bedford_parking_lot|spotted at a parking lot in Bedford]]''' and has a quick conversation with a couple about an [[South Park|Eric Cartman]] plush.
*'''16 September''' - Chris is '''[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (September)|spotted at a Walmart in Bedford]]'''.
*'''10 September''' - Chris '''[[Twitter#Post-jail_activity|likes a tweet]]''' from [[Geno Samuel]].

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''24 September''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Depression Over Reality|Depression Over Reality]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''8 September''' - [[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Argument over Sockness, Iron Curtain clue|Argument over Sockness, Iron Curtain clue]] from [[October 2019]]
*'''4 September''' - [[The Place chats (May 2021)#Chris and Relationships|Chris and Relationships]] from [[May 2021]]
*'''7 August''' - [[Bella chats#Playing Games|Playing games with Bella]] from [[2020]]
*'''6 August''' - [[The Place chats (August 2020)#Complaining about Dillin, encouraging Kyle to role-play|Complaining about Dillin, encouraging Kyle to role-play]] from [[August 2020]].


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Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-09-16T18:39:40Z

ChristoriesMan:

{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way, shape, or form, or to anyone at his current place of residence. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}
[[File:Chris sightings in May 2023.png|thumb|A map of all Chris sightings in May 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]]
[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}.

Most of the sightings were initially posted on the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]]. All sightings involved Chris either shopping or playing [[card games|trading card games]] in public.

This period of time has gone through a number of name changes, with it being referred to as '''The Chase''' (in reference to the ''Doctor Who'' serial) from May 1-6. However, people felt that calling it "The Chase" would encourage [[weens]] to actually 'chase' Chris, so from May 7-August 17 it was called the '''Post-Jail Saga'''. Eventually, CWCki users agreed to rename it to the '''Third Exile'''.

==Walmart (May)==
[[Image:MidlothianWalmart.jpg|thumb|Walmart branch on 14501 Hancock Village St. in Midlothian]]

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
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Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
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===Video===

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
| saga = [[Incest Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| saga =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is located at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation, we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This is the first sighting where Chris is aware that he is being photographed. Chris appears to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself has also somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this is due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==Earthbound Trading Company==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]

On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Center sighting thread that they had rung Chris up at the store where they work:

{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}

At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence.

On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May they rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that they also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It remains to be seen if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref> One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Company, a clothing and new-age chain which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.

According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. Sagehazes described his purchases as "usually jewelry and crystals" and described Chris as looking relatively normal (by his standards) but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}

Sagehazes also claimed that Chris was talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

One notable change from early May is that Chris's [[hair]] has been dyed a bright teal color. Also conspicuous is the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.

The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.

[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png|thumb|center|200px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

==Modern Table Top Gaming==
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Affair with Mother|You are what you eat]].]]
On 30 May 2023, a now-deleted Reddit user Literally-poop spotted Chris playing {{w|Magic: The Gathering}} in an unspecified location and posted a photo of him to r/ChrisChanSonichu the same day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref> The Sonichu Medallion is once again presumably hidden under Chris's shirt.

User SaleneDreams identified the store as Modern Table Top Gaming in [[wikipedia:Chester, Virginia|Chester]], a community in eastern Chesterfield County.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg/</ref> Photos of Modern Table Top Gaming on Google Maps confirm that the chairs and table in the store match those in the photo and that the framed picture behind Chris had been blacked out because it prominently displayed the store's name. The store is 15 miles (24 km) east of Gateway Homes.

==Williamsburg Premium Outlets==

[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris with two [[Gal pal|women]].]]
On 7 [[June 2023]], Chris was spotted buying [[Restaurants|Ben and Jerry's]] at {{w|Williamsburg Premium Outlets}} in {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia}} with two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair. On the same day, user CardboardJoJo claimed on r/ChrisChanSonichu that Chris had complimented their dog, initially without any photos and refusing to state where this had happened.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143jnzv/chris_just_told_me_my_dog_was_very_cute/</ref>

CardboardJoJo wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Won’t say where, but similar to where they’ve been sighted in May. Was walking my dog and a person in leggings and a jeans skirt said “That is just the cutest dog!” and I immediately recognized their voice. I was shook and just told them “thank you!” but I feel so blessed.}}

A few hours later, CardboardJoJo posted a photo of Chris and the women and disclosed the location.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|This was in Williamsburg at the Premium Outlets for those interested in documenting that level of specifics. Didn’t want to post this info at the time in case someone would attempt to go there and make contact. They were on the way to get Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.}}

This is the first post-jail sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County. The Ben and Jerry's location is about 66 miles (102 km) east of Gateway Homes by road, a drive of more than an hour without traffic.

==Walmart (July)==
On 3 [[July 2023]], a member of the [[Official CWCki Server]] posted that a friend had seen Chris at Walmart in Chesterfield County and had taken a photo of Chris looking at a display of G-Fuel drinks. Chris is seen with newly dyed dark blue hair and the photographer noted he (Chris) had his [[medallion]] on.

Later that day, the photographer posted to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], adding that the Walmart was at Hancock Village St<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14pxmud/comment/jql80m7/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref> and also posted a similar photo.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14q3k6v/alternative_photo/ ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref>

In the high-resolution photo, it can be seen that Chris has a drawing of the [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] cross clipped to his backpack, seemingly a memento from his jail days as it is done entirely in black and blue pen.

<center><gallery>
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details1.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, posted to the Official CWCki Server
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details2.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, part 2
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting.jpg|First sighting photo
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|Second sighting photo, posted to Reddit (cropped due to file size limits on CWCki)
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==Dragon Fire Games==
On 20 July 2023, a [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] user posted a thread on /b/, uploading a photo of Chris taken from behind. The user commented:
{{quoteboxyellow|I play Magic The Gathering in central VA. Chris Chan showed up for the first time here. Should I get her number?}}
When asked "How bad does he stink?" the user answered:
{{quoteboxyellow|Nothing noticeable. For reference, this was at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg, Virginia."<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/902962124/#q902962124</ref>}}

A photo taken from another angle, showing Chris's face, was briefly posted in a thread on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]]. The photo was apparently sourced from an unknown Discord server, but the Reddit thread was quickly deleted by the poster,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/155ay7v/ripped_from_discord/</ref> although the photo itself was saved.

This is the second known sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County, and the farthest from the Chesterfield Gateway Homes campus that he has traveled since his apparent transfer - Lynchburg is approximately 108 miles west of the facility by road, a drive of nearly two hours without traffic.

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File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 1.jpg ‎
File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 2.jpg ‎
</gallery></center>

==Walmart (August)==
On 4 August 2023, Twitter user TheOtakuKing posted a video of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart in Lynchburg, writing:
{{quoteboxgray|Found chris chan (60% sure?) . Cool dude. Talked to him about sonic and shit. Don't seem that bad."<ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1687541346955935744</ref>}}

TheOtakuKing elaborated on their conversation in a response to another post:
{{quoteboxgray|I didn't know if it was him or not. But I did seen sonic stuff on him.

Didn't ask him that. I Pretend I didn't even know him. Didn't want to walk up and be like hey. Chris where you live at! Lol}}

There are multiple Walmart locations in the city, and the exact one where the video was taken has yet to be determined. When asked about where the video was filmed, he responded:
{{quoteboxgray|No offense. But I just got to know the dude. Don't wanna give his position like that!}}

{{quoteboxgray|Chris is just some Confused kid. Thought about being like woody and hanging out with him. He just need a friend. He don't seems that bad.}}

In response to someone asking if he had the Classic Chris voice:

{{quoteboxgray|Kinda. He was looking at speakers. Started talking to him about random stuff}}

In response to someone asking if he talked about alternate dimensions:

{{quoteboxgray|Nothing like that. We was chilling and talking about sonic cd etc. Wanted to ask him about anime but I had to go.}}

He was seemingly unaware that Chris is [[Chris and the law|a criminal]], when one of the replies mentioned his criminal record he responded:

{{quoteboxgray|Damn. He a Criminal. Well I got to do some research again. Been while}}

This was the first full communication with Chris since his release.

===Video===

{{Infobox/video
| name = The Otaku King's CWC sighting
| video = {{#ev:youtube|F6SRKgsbKN4}}
| stardate = 4 [[August 2023]]
| saga = Post-Jail
| saga =
}}

====Follow-up videos====
[[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|250px|right|Otaku King in summary.]]
On 20 August 2023, Otaku King released a video discussing his encounter with Chris and his desire to be a [[White-Knighting|friend and mentor to him]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_lhbB8gDDk&t=273s</ref> In a reply to a comment on the video, he indicated that he was open to interviewing Chris, though the comment was later deleted.

On the 26th, Otaku King made another video about Chris, after watching some documentaries about him. In this video, Otaku King double-downs into his [[White-Knighting|White-Knight]] role, proclaiming that he will cause the "season finale for Chris Chan".<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJuCtsxutFw</ref>

Otaku King made a third video reacting to [[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png|Chris's case dismissal]], continues to double down on his White-Knighting, and even goes as far as to deny the existence of [[Affair with Mother|Chris's sexual relationship with his mother]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_cbAb6MwDA&t</ref>

On 4 [[September 2023]], Chris followed Otaku King on [[Twitter]] and liked a meme Otaku made about Chris and himself, along with the original sighting video.<ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/followers</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1696259349440524707</ref>

==Other sightings==
Below are sightings that took place after Chris's court case was [[:File:Court_Record_-_Greene_Circuit_Court_-_Incest_-_(Chris,_CR22000141-00)_-_8_August_2023.png|ressolved]] and Chris [[Saga#Second_Coming_(8_August_2023_-_Present)|returned to the internet]].

===Walmart (August) Part II===
On 24 August 2023, Chris was spotted at Walmart for the fourth time by DoctorWinchester87, who was initially reluctant to post the photo they took of Chris,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160fctz/ran_into_chris_today_and_it_was_a_surreal/</ref> though later posted it a few hours later.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160jrwp/follow_up_to_my_ran_into_chris_post_heres_the_pic/</ref>
<center><gallery>
File:E0qdelsi25kb1.jpg|Chris lookin' for [[Chris and nutrition|grub]].
</gallery></center>

{{quoteboxgreen|Just wanted to clarify for those who didn't see the original post I made - this occurred in Walmart in Lynchburg, VA this afternoon. I was just walking along and saw him coming down the aisle. I got this picture (which is slightly zoomed in from the original) and a preliminary picture which was really far away and blurry.

I did not interact with Chris/Christine other than just walking past and making brief eye contact. I did hear him talking to himself briefly.}}

===On the road===
On 25 August 2023, [[Kiwi Farms]] user Right Butt Cheek posted a photo of [[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] in reply to a post by user Stupidface about the information currently tied to the "SONCIHU" plate (Chris somehow [[Chris and English|misspelled]] "SONICHU" on his own damn license plate). The user also claimed that their friend sent it to them.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:IMG 8573.jpg|Son-Chu in the flesh.
</gallery></center>

The plate information this was in reply to was the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|VIN: KL1TD56646B569111
2006 Chevrolet Aveo
Last sold on May 19 2023 for $3,500.}}
{{Clear}}

===14 Branchland Court===
[[File:Home.png|thumb|200px]]
On 4 [[September 2023]], Reddit user nemo1316 posted a photo of the same car from the Son-Chu sighting parked at [[14 Branchland Court]], indicating that Chris either visited or moved back to Sonichu Headquarters.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref> [[Barb]] was [[Fan_visits#FaithlessnessSad5791_(AKA_Barb_sighting)|sighted]] at the house on the 25th of August, though it is unknown if she was there at the time of Chris's arrival. The house was [[Fan_visits#Aggravating_Art_%282023%29|reportedly empty]] on the 8th.

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File:Bxn1aghz1amb1.png|Well, ''nuts''.
</gallery></center>

===Food Lion===
On the same day as the 14 Branchland sighting, Twitter user bndjnky sighted Chris at the {{w|Food Lion}} [[Ruckersville]] location talking with a woman at a {{w|Coinstar}} machine.<ref>https://twitter.com/bndjnky/status/1698801255978545375</ref>

====Video====
{{Infobox/video
| name = local chris chan sighting in ruckersville virginia! with a woman?
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Luc8yT1g--U}}
| stardate = 4 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

===Sheetz/On the road Part II===
On 9 September 2023, Discord user DooDoo fard2874 posted on the [[Official CWCki Server]] that he had found Chris on the road and [[Weening|followed him]] to a [[Sheetz]] convenience store. He apparently ran after Chris, though Chris (thankfully) pulled out of the parking lot and drove off before he could reach him, driving away from [[Charlottesville, VA]] with the same woman from the Food Lion sighting. He provided four photos and a video with no audio, along with the following account:<ref>[[:File:Image (17).png|1]] [[:File:Image_(22).png|2]] [[:File:Image (18).png|3]] [[:File:Image (19).png|4]] [[:File:Image_(20).png|5]] [[:File:Image (21).png|6]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I saw him, we followed him. at an intersection I ran up to him and yelled their name. We followed him to a Sheetz and he pulled into the parking lot. I ran after him and he pulled out of the lot and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|I yelled]] "CHRIS CHAN WE LOVE YOU" then he went out on the highway and we lost him.}}

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DooDoo fard2874 also reportedly took a photo ''of'' Chris, though it appears to have been lost.

====Video====
{{Infobox/video
| name = DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WF0BpjwFsao}}
| stardate = 9 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

DooDoo fard2874 is most definitely a [[ween]], and not a keen one either. DooDoo fard2874 was [[banned]] from the server shortly after he posted about his <s>sighting</s> chase, and fellow CWCki server members found that his [[Facebook]] account was linked to his Discord account. DooDoo fard2874 promptly deleted his Discord account and privated his Facebook.

===Walmart (September)===
[[File:CWC-Walmart-2023-09-16 (cropped).jpg|thumb|100px]]

Chris was spotted at a Walmart in Bedford, VA. A poster on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] posted that a friend had photographed Chris and taken a video.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16kdgij/my_friend_met_chris_chan_at_a_walmart_holy_shit/ ([https://archive.ph/nWCWk archive])</ref>

Chris's cart contains a yoga mat, and food such as tomatoes, peanuts, and peanut butter.

====Video====
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris leaving Walmart
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FTVkoT8KWhY}}
| stardate = 16 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

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====Video====
{{Infobox/video
| name =
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FTVkoT8KWhY}}
| stardate = 16 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
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==Fan art==
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<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''{{w|Without Me (Eminem song)|Guess who's back...}}''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living
Image:54wbwuxy383b1.png|The duality of '''WO'''man
Image:D9hrx3bqyn4b1.jpg|The hat origin story
</gallery></center>
}}

==See also==
===Post-jail online activity===
{{main|Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)}}
*[[Helena_Fiorenza#Post-jail]]
*[[HEXBox#He likes it for real now]]
*[[PlayStation_consoles#PS5]]
*[[DeviantART#Post-jail]]
*[[Twitter#Post-jail_activity]]
*[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity]]
*[[Pokémon GO#Post-jail]]
*[[Nintendo#Nintendo Switch]]

===Files on Chris's incest charge===
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (J&DR Court)]]
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (Circuit Court)]]
===Post-release 14 Branchland Court fan visits===
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]
*[[Fan visits#Anonymous Facebook Member]]
*[[Fan visits#FaithlessnessSad5791 (AKA Barb sighting)]]
*[[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)]]
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{References}}
{{ThirdExile}}
{{IncognitoSaga}}
{{The Internet}}

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2023-09-16T18:29:54Z

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September 2023

2023-09-16T18:26:59Z

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{{Ongoing}}
'''September''' is the ninth month of [[2023]].
==Notable events==
[[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|Chris in September.]]
*'''1 September''' - Chris is spotted online on the [[XBox]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/167id3t/chris_just_signed_back_into_hexbox_for_the_first/ ([https://archive.ph/J5a4Y archive])</ref>
*'''3 September''' - [[Helena Fiorenza]] leaks a DM from Chris in which he stated that he will come back to the internet.<ref>[[Helena DMs#Keeping a Low Profile]]</ref>
*'''4 September''' - Chris' [[car]] is sighted at [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#14 Branchland Court]]</ref> Later that day, Chris was sighted at a [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Food Lion|Food Lion]].
*'''6 September''' - The twelfth commemoration of [[Bob]]'s passing.
*'''16 September''' - Chris is spotted at a Wal-mart in Bedford, VA
*'''29 September''' - [[Netflix]] discontinues its DVD-by-mail service.
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

Nintendo

2023-09-07T03:22:06Z

ChristoriesMan:

{{Taxpayermoney}}
[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|Chris at [[GameStop]], posing in front of various ''Nintendo'' products with a sales associate.]]

'''Nintendo Co., Ltd.''' ([[Anime|Japanese]]: 任天堂株式会社 ''Nintendō Kabushiki gaisha'') is a multinational video-game company from [[Wikipedia:Kyoto|Kyoto]], Japan, which was founded in 1889 and started off producing [[Card games|playing cards]]. During the latter half of the 20th century it started getting more and more involved in the [[video games|video game]] industry. In [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], 5 years before the birth of [[Chris]], Nintendo brought out its first gaming console.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20110518095018/http://www.nindb.net/system/color-tv-game.html</ref> It is now one of 3 chief competitors on this market, along with [[Microsoft]] and [[Sony]].

==Nintendo and Chris==
[[File:Customwiimote.jpg|thumb|left|Chris, with his Wii.]]

Chris currently owns several Nintendo consoles, as well as [[List of Chris's games|a shitload of games for them]]. For a long time (before the [[PS3]] came along), ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' was the biggest game in his life and he made the hour-long [[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]] in which he would tell Nintendo about his many personal problems and how much he hated the [[Sony]] [[PlayStation]]. It still remains his longest video to date.

Along with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], ''[[Pokémon]]'' was his "[[plagiarism|inspiration]]" for creating [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the other [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]; this was actually positively covered by ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]''.

The extent of Chris's Nintendo fanboyism in the early-mid 2000s is demonstrated in the first issue of [[Sonichu's News Dash]], where Chris describes the release of the then-new ''Sonic Heroes'' on the PlayStation 2 and Xbox as an "ethical mistake", and goes on to claim that "the PS2 and X-Box versions remained dusty on the shelves, and the GCN version SOLD OUT." In reality, the Gamecube port of ''Heroes'' was outsold by the PS2 port by a factor of roughly three-to-one.

During the early epic [[Miyamoto Saga]] in [[2008]]-[[2009]], Chris was [[troll]]ed by [[Clyde Cash]] impersonating various Nintendo officials, including [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Takashi Tezuka]], [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] and the Nintendo lawyer [[Jay Z]].

In [[2010]], Nintendo's [[Flipnote Hatena]] service became a major part in Chris's ongoing [[Love Quest]]. In [[2011]], Chris felt betrayed by his favorite company for [[3DS Flipnote| not porting the Flipnote software quick enough]].

[[File:MiiversePost2.png|thumb|A post from Chris's Miiverse account.]]

In [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|several]] [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David|videos]] released in 2011, a Giant Mii AR Card is visible on Chris's wall.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150602134421/https://club.nintendo.com/rewards-details/a/21002.do</ref> This particular item was only available to [[Club Nintendo]] members, for the price of 300 coins.

On [[December 2013]], a user on [[4chan]]'s /v/ board discovered Chris's [[Miiverse]] account and posted pictures of some of his posts. This means Chris has spent [[taxpayer money]] on a Wii U.

On 10 [[January 2015]], Chris posted on his [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] group that he will [[List of places that have banned Chris|permaban]] anybody who talks about Mario on the group, especially after the [[weening]] that occurred on the page, mentioning that "The Sonic Team definitely kicks the Plumbers' butts".

On 19 [[January 2017]], Chris [[:File:Thoughts On Switch Jan 19 2017.png|revealed in a personal text message]] that he had no [[Chris and his Ego|opinion]] about the then upcoming [[Nintendo Switch]], as he was [[Vidya|preoccupied]].

On 7 [[March 2019]], Chris uploaded [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]], an unboxing of a Nintendo Switch sent to him as a gift from [[Sarah and Steve]].

==In the comic==
[[File:NDS.PNG|thumb|left|300px|Seems an awfully convenient plot device - it's almost as if [[Chris and writing|Chris isn't a very talented writer]].]]

In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], Chris uses a DS to connect to Wi-Fi, to search [[CWCville]] for villains.
==Mii==
[[File:ChrisChanMii.png|thumb|Chris' Mii (Friend Code 2836-0121-9073)]]
[[File:Cole and Others Miis.png|thumb|Miis of [[autism]] and Chris's half-siblings: [[Carol]], [[David]] and [[Cole]].]]

A Mii is a cartoon version of oneself used in various Nintendo games and services.

Chris wrote a poem on the topic: ([[Mumble 7]], 2009)

On your Game Boy Advance SP 
create 'yer MII 
den play it on WII 
with your PSP 
hooked to your [[PS3]] 
cause it's fun 
see? 
And never play a [[Hex Box 360]] 
Because it's stupid and you're not a dummy

He also told a version of this poem to [[Megan]].<ref>[[Megan emails, Jan-July 2007]]</ref>

In 2011 Chris got a Giant Mii AR Card and put it on his wall.

Many Miis appeared in [[Super Smash Bros. Videos]] (2015).

In 2017, Chris gave a Mii card (signed) to [[Clare Porter]].

==Wiimote of Fail==
The Wii Remote of Fail is the result of [[Chris]] taking it upon himself to paint custom [[Sonichu]] colors on his Wii Remote and Nunchuk during an [[autism|autistic]] epiphany. He thought that [[Shigeru Miyamoto|"Mr. Mayamoto-san"]] of Nintendo would like to see these, so he then showed them off to the world in his [[YouTube]] video [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto]].

It made a cameo appearance as a go-kart in [[ModNation Racers]]. First as a pre-made [[Chris and death|casket]] car that Chris simply called a Wiimote, he would then recolor it with his own personal touch just [[Pokéwalker of Fail|like]] [[Gitar of Fail|so]] [[PSP of Fail|many]] [[Media:CWCGameCube1.jpg|other]] [[Media:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg|things]].

It was offered for sale on [[eBay]] in April 2018 due to the [[Financhu Crisis]]. Chris also sold off his Wii console<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>.

{{collapsible
|Gallery of Chris's own ''Nintendo'' merchandise
|<center><gallery>
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|Because painting things [[Chris-chan Sonichu|blue]] and [[Sonichu (character)|yellow]] makes everything TRUE and ORIGINAL.
File:003-NPSon.jpg|[[SEGA]] Nintendo!
</gallery></center>}}

==Nintendo Switch==
{{see also|List of Chris's video games#Nintendo Switch}}

The '''Nintendo Switch''' is a hybrid video game console. Capable of being both a home console and a portable device, it was released in [[March 2017]] as the successor to Nintendo's disastrous Wii U - and has quickly proven itself to be an extremely popular product. <ref>https://www.engadget.com/2018/12/18/nintendo-switch-fastest-selling-us-console/</ref>.

Much like with the [[PlayStation 4]], Chris originally had no interest<ref>[[:File:Thoughts_On_Switch_Jan_19_2017.png]]</ref> in buying a Switch despite his [[brand loyalty]] to Nintendo and his [[List of Chris's video games#Wii U|interest in the system's immediate predecessor]]. This would change on 7 [[March 2019]], when he was gifted one by two "fans" named [[Sarah and Steve]]. He recorded [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]] to show it off, inadvertently revealing they were concealing some shady ulterior motives.

According to Reddit user Alternative_Roof1940, a new Switch was one of the items Chris bought on his 1 [[May 2023]] [[Walmart]] shopping excursion following his release from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]].<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)]]</ref>

On 10 [[August 2023]], Chris was seen online, with a New Mii profile icon, and playing [[Pokémon]] and [[Sonic]] games which had been released during his stay in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15nqdvl/chris_is_back_on_nintendo_switch/</ref>

On 11 August 2023, users on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] reported that Chris's Switch profile was no longer visible, possibly the result of a changed friend code.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15oib98/chris_chans_nintendo_switch_id_now_gives_unable/</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:CWCSonichu Nintendo Switch August 2020.png|Chris's most-played games, as of [[August 2020]] - with [[Tetris 99]] at a whopping 350 hours.
File:NewMiiIcon.png|Mii customized with blue [[hair]] in September 2020.
File:Nintendo Switch 10 August 2023 sighting.jpg|Chris's Switch activity as of 10 [[August 2023]].
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|Appeal to Nintendo in Redmond]]
*[[Club Nintendo]]
*[[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays e-mails]]
*[[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|Homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]]
*[[Chris E-mails 2004-2006|Nintendo e-mails]]
*[[An Official Sonichu Update|Nintendo of America]]
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Wii Incident]]
*[[Miiverse]]

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==
*[[wikipedia:Nintendo|Nintendo]] at [[Wikipedia]]

[[Category:Things Chris likes]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

Template:Da update

2023-07-21T04:56:21Z

ChristoriesMan:

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]] It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''20 July''' - Chris is sighted at a unspecified location and is photographed
*'''16 July''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#The Power Shift (June 2021)|Part 7]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[June 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Invite to the Knights of CWC (Chris's Final Message to Me)|Chris]], [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Sean Walker#Sean Returns|The WCT]], and [[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#Chris and Praetor Leave the Place|a source]] regarding The Place chats, and chats in [[User:Anaxis/The Knights of CWC Chats|The Knights of CWC]].
*'''8 July''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#The Days of Quiet (March 2021 - June 2021)|Part 6]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[March 2021]] to [[June 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Questions for Chris and Barb|Chris]] and [[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#Chris's Psychic Detective Roleplay|a source]] regarding The Place chats.
*'''3 July''' - Chris is spotted at [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]] again, '''[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (July)|and is photographed]]'''.
*'''23 June''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#The Turbulent Period (February 2021 - March 2021)|Part 5]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[February 2021]] to [[March 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Checking In|Chris]] and [[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#The Watchmen's Comments on Praetor's Golden Medallions|a source]] regarding The Place chats.

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''15 July''' - [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Chris roleplays about Sonic.EXE|Chris roleplays about Sonic.EXE]] from [[November 2020]]
*'''13 July''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Mental State|Mental State]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''11 July''' - [[The Place chats (September 2020)#Complaining about Justin, part 2|Complaining about Justin, part 2]] from [[September 2020]]
*'''10 July''' - [[Ben Saint DMs#Timeline Dispute]] from [[August 2020]]
*'''1 July''' - Scrapped [[Chris_Chan_VS._The_Internet#July_2023_Leaks|Chris Chan VS. The Internet footage]] is leaked on [[Reddit]]


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2023-07-21T04:54:14Z

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2023-07-21T04:52:53Z

ChristoriesMan:

Template:Da update

2023-07-21T04:52:04Z

ChristoriesMan:

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]] It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''20 July''' - Chris is sighted at a unspecified location and is photograph
*'''16 July''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#The Power Shift (June 2021)|Part 7]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[June 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Invite to the Knights of CWC (Chris's Final Message to Me)|Chris]], [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Sean Walker#Sean Returns|The WCT]], and [[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#Chris and Praetor Leave the Place|a source]] regarding The Place chats, and chats in [[User:Anaxis/The Knights of CWC Chats|The Knights of CWC]].
*'''8 July''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#The Days of Quiet (March 2021 - June 2021)|Part 6]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[March 2021]] to [[June 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Questions for Chris and Barb|Chris]] and [[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#Chris's Psychic Detective Roleplay|a source]] regarding The Place chats.
*'''3 July''' - Chris is spotted at [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]] again, '''[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart (July)|and is photographed]]'''.
*'''23 June''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#The Turbulent Period (February 2021 - March 2021)|Part 5]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[February 2021]] to [[March 2021]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Checking In|Chris]] and [[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#The Watchmen's Comments on Praetor's Golden Medallions|a source]] regarding The Place chats.

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''15 July''' - [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Chris roleplays about Sonic.EXE|Chris roleplays about Sonic.EXE]] from [[November 2020]]
*'''13 July''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Mental State|Mental State]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''11 July''' - [[The Place chats (September 2020)#Complaining about Justin, part 2|Complaining about Justin, part 2]] from [[September 2020]]
*'''10 July''' - [[Ben Saint DMs#Timeline Dispute]] from [[August 2020]]
*'''1 July''' - Scrapped [[Chris_Chan_VS._The_Internet#July_2023_Leaks|Chris Chan VS. The Internet footage]] is leaked on [[Reddit]]


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2023-07-08T17:29:47Z

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2023-05-30T22:12:58Z

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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]] It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''30 May''' - Another Photo of Chris is taken of him playing Magic: The Gathering
*'''29 May''' - A '''[[Earthbound Trading Co.|photo and signature of Chris]]''' from 27 May is shared.
*'''25 May''' - 14 Branchland Court is visited by an anonymous fan and [[Fan_visits#Anonymous Facebook Member|posted to Facebook]].
*'''17 May''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#The Days of Prosper (September 2020 - December 2020)|Part 2]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[September 2020]] to [[December 2020]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Discord Q&A 6|Chris]], [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Naught#Warning Naught Away From Snoo|Naught]], and [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Sean Walker|The WCT]], and chats in [[User:Anaxis/The Place Chats|The Place]].
*'''7 May''' - 14 Branchland Court is photographed, showing '''[[Fan_visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS|Chris's junk and a well-kept lawn, and an alleged sighting of Barb]]'''.
*'''3 May''' - Chris is spotted for the third time at Chesterfield Towne Center, '''[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Chesterfield Towne Center|and is photographed once more]]'''.
*'''2 May''' - Chris is spotted once again at Battlegrounds, a game store, '''[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Battlegrounds|and is once again photographed]].'''
*'''1 May''' - Chris goes to Walmart. '''[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart|He is photographed and the sightings posted about online]].'''
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''17 May''' - [[The Place chats (January 2020)#Roleplaying as Scarlet Selinia|Roleplaying as Scarlet Selinia]] from [[January 2020]]
*'''15 May''' - [[The Place chats (September 2020)#High heart rate|High heart rate]] from [[September 2020]]
*'''11 May''' - [[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Merge priority|Merge priority]] from [[October 2019]]
*'''9 May''' - [[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Defending Sockness, stress, and CALM supplements|Defending Sockness, stress, and CALM supplements]] from [[October 2019]]
*'''8 May''' - [[The Place chats (December 2020)#Sleep Schedule|Sleep Schedule]] from [[December 2020]]
*'''4 May''' - [[The Place chats (December 2019)#Dating Sim and transformations|Dating Sim and transformations]] from [[December 2019]]
*'''3 May''' - [[The Place chats (October 2019)#Maladaptive daydreaming|Maladaptive Daydreaming]] from [[October 2019]]


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Template:Da update

2023-05-30T22:12:33Z

ChristoriesMan:

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]] It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''29 May''' - Another Photo of Chris is taken of him playing Magic: The Gathering
*'''29 May''' - A '''[[Earthbound Trading Co.|photo and signature of Chris]]''' from 27 May is shared.
*'''25 May''' - 14 Branchland Court is visited by an anonymous fan and [[Fan_visits#Anonymous Facebook Member|posted to Facebook]].
*'''17 May''' - '''[[The Lainchu Manifesto#The Days of Prosper (September 2020 - December 2020)|Part 2]]''' of [[The Lainchu Manifesto]] is posted, covering events and chats from [[September 2020]] to [[December 2020]], including Anaxis's DMs with [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Chris#Discord Q&A 6|Chris]], [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Naught#Warning Naught Away From Snoo|Naught]], and [[User:Anaxis/DMs With Sean Walker|The WCT]], and chats in [[User:Anaxis/The Place Chats|The Place]].
*'''7 May''' - 14 Branchland Court is photographed, showing '''[[Fan_visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS|Chris's junk and a well-kept lawn, and an alleged sighting of Barb]]'''.
*'''3 May''' - Chris is spotted for the third time at Chesterfield Towne Center, '''[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Chesterfield Towne Center|and is photographed once more]]'''.
*'''2 May''' - Chris is spotted once again at Battlegrounds, a game store, '''[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Battlegrounds|and is once again photographed]].'''
*'''1 May''' - Chris goes to Walmart. '''[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Walmart|He is photographed and the sightings posted about online]].'''
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''17 May''' - [[The Place chats (January 2020)#Roleplaying as Scarlet Selinia|Roleplaying as Scarlet Selinia]] from [[January 2020]]
*'''15 May''' - [[The Place chats (September 2020)#High heart rate|High heart rate]] from [[September 2020]]
*'''11 May''' - [[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Merge priority|Merge priority]] from [[October 2019]]
*'''9 May''' - [[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Defending Sockness, stress, and CALM supplements|Defending Sockness, stress, and CALM supplements]] from [[October 2019]]
*'''8 May''' - [[The Place chats (December 2020)#Sleep Schedule|Sleep Schedule]] from [[December 2020]]
*'''4 May''' - [[The Place chats (December 2019)#Dating Sim and transformations|Dating Sim and transformations]] from [[December 2019]]
*'''3 May''' - [[The Place chats (October 2019)#Maladaptive daydreaming|Maladaptive Daydreaming]] from [[October 2019]]


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2023-05-30T01:28:47Z

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May 2023

2023-05-30T00:58:50Z

ChristoriesMan:

{{Ongoing}}
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|Chris in May]]

'''May''' is the fifth month of [[2023]]. [[Chris|Chris']] location at this time is unknown, but it might be a group home.

==Notable events==
*'''1 May''' - Chris shops at a [[Walmart]] in Midlothian, VA. He is photographed, and the contents are posted online,<ref name=chase>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)]]</ref> marking his first public appearance in nearly two years.
*'''2 May''' - The next day, Chris was spotted at the Battlegrounds game shop, also in Midlothian, VA.<ref name=chase></ref>
*'''3 May''' - And the next day, Chris was spotted outside a Donatos Pizza in Chesterfield Towne Center, near Midlothian and Richmond, VA.<ref name=chase></ref>
*'''7 May''' - 14 Branchland Court is photographed, showing Chris's junk and a well-kept lawn, and an alleged sighting of Barb.<ref>[[Fan_visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]</ref>
*'''27 May''' - Chris is sighted at what to appears to be a convention and a photo is taken, He dyed his hair blue for the first time in 8 years
{{timeline}}
{{References}}

Post-jail sightings (2023)

2023-05-07T00:44:44Z

ChristoriesMan:

{{Ongoing}}
{{protip|''DO NOT'' attempt to chase after Chris. ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way shape or form, or to anyone at his group home. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea_Guys#Removal_from_power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] of [[Affair with Mother|Christory]].}}

[[File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png|thumb|left|Chris's (hopefully) final mugshot.]]
[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|left|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of Peen seen looking for Christine.]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning that [[May 2023|May]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in the Midlothian region of Virginia.

==Spotted at Walmart==
[[Image:MidlothianWalmart.jpg|thumb|Midlothian Walmart branch]]

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a [[Reddit]] user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
</gallery></center>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
</gallery></center>

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

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| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
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He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is the location at 14501 Hancock Village St. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Spotted at Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group. The OP was seemingly unaware of Chris-Chan's status as a lolcow. Administrators of the Facebook group notified OP of Chris-Chan's situation and advised him to tell the Battlegrounds [[Manajerks|management]] so he can be [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris|banned]]. <ref>[[:File:Chris_potentially_banned_from_Battlegrounds.png]]</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Forgot to say. An admin from the FB group suggested that OP should tell the store owners about Chris-Chan's situation so they might get banned from the store lol}}

On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to the [[Weening|weens]].

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Spotted at Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This is the first sighting where Chris is aware that he is being photographed. Notably, Chris appears to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

{{clear}}

==Fan art==
<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''Look who's back...''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg
</gallery></center>

{{References}}
{{TheChaseSaga}}

File:R2srik08dcya1.jpg

2023-05-07T00:44:11Z

ChristoriesMan:

2009

2023-04-14T17:28:38Z

ChristoriesMan:

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Honest}}
{{quote|I had a difficult time finding a sharp quality photo of me from [[2009]], but I managed. Seriously; this is like an [[Chris and health|Apples]] to [[Fanta|Oranges]] Comparison! I was soo geeky, and [[Naïve|naive]] (as much as I loathe that word), back then. [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1085613928099528704 #2009vs2019challenge]|Chris in [[2019]] looks back}}
[[Image:S2009.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). '''2009''' is marked in Mellow Yellow.]]
[[Image:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg|thumb|Chris's [[How to Talk to Girls|literary pick of the year]].]]

'''2009''' was the year [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 27 years old, as well as the first year of organized trolling. Throughout the year, his life became unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of [[trolls|trolling]] from [[2008]] was replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|more organized]], [[CWCki|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape|things]] we can never unsee. It was in many ways the "golden age" of Chris.

==January==
[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|left|In [[January 2009]], Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|crushed his vibrator]] to show that he is straight.]]
{{main|January 2009}}

Chris spent most of his time in January under the assumption that [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] of [[Nintendo]] were in regular contact with him, arranging a partnership to create a series of [[video games]] based on [[Sonichu]] and asking Chris about his background. During this month, Chris's [[Sonichu.net]] website would be hacked, causing him to abandon it and launch [[Sonichu.info]], which was then also immediately hacked. Chris also completed the long-awaited Spring Break feature of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], after being prompted by the suicide of [[Ryan Cash]]. Ryan's brother [[Clyde Cash]] would emerge later this month, blaming Chris for Ryan's death and threatening to seek revenge. In time, both the Miyamoto saga and the website hacking would be attributed to the master plan of Clyde and his [[The Miscreants|secret organization bent on ruining Chris's life]], giving Chris an archenemy to rail against.

==February==
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|In [[February 2009]], footage was leaked of Chris and [[Kimmi]] having an intimate moment.]]
{{main|February 2009}}

February saw several transitions for our hero. His online relationship with [[PandaHalo]], who supposedly lived in South Australia, ended when he decided she was killed by brushfires. However, Chris would quickly bounce back, winning the heart of [[Julie]] in a relationship that would elicit [[For Julie's Eyes Only|far more disturbing revelations]]. That the trolls posing as Nintendo officials very nearly tricked him into traveling to [[Redmond]] taught him nothing, though. By the end of February Chris really did travel all the way to [[Cleveland, Ohio]] in a futile effort to visit Julie.

==March==
[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|left|In [[March 2009]], Chris gave us a tour of his [[house]].]]
{{main|March 2009}}

March began with the conclusion of the Julie saga, when Julie revealed to Chris that she was actually a thirteen-year-old boy known as [[BlueSpike]]. Chris didn't let this put him down, though, and shortly after this fiasco got in touch with [[Emily]]. His short relationship with her climaxed during a date at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], where Chris was accompanied by his [[Bob|father]], however the date ended abruptly when Emily was taken away by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. March ended with Chris finding himself yet another sweetheart, [[Ivy]], and during the month's last week he produced several videos that he dedicated to her. Leading up to the last days of March, Chris also started showing more and more [[rage]] towards Clyde Cash, and in the end even announced that he would leave [[YouTube]] forever.

==April==
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|In [[April 2009]] footage is leaked of Chris wearing [[butt garments]] and eating his [[Medallion]].]]
{{main|April 2009}}

Throughout April, Chris was strongly in love with his [[sweetheart]] Ivy. Although previously stating that he would quit YouTube forever, Chris returned to making videos within ten days of his departure. He uploaded several videos for Ivy, and also drew her a few comics; the new material showed more and more of Chris's [[sex]]ually deviant side. As April continued, Chris was suddenly caught up in yet another scandal, as audio emerged of him having cyber-sex with a troll posing as movie star [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Chris showed great remorse towards Ivy for his behavior, and attempted to turn the tables by [[CWC's_"It's_All_Coming_Back_To_Me"|proposing marriage]]. April ended with Chris in a severely disturbed relationship, doing all he could to cling to his latest sweetheart.

==May==
[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|thumb|left|In [[May 2009]], Chris is [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|holding out for an hero]].]]
{{main|May 2009}}

As May began, Chris still held a strong belief in his relationship with Ivy, and during the first two weeks uploaded even more videos dedicated to her. As a result, a number of mainstream media, including a TV series and talk-radio show, featured Chris, revealing his bizarre behavior to a massive new audience. Soon things took another bad turn for Chris, when he found out that Ivy (surprise, surprise) was actually a troll. Thanks to this disappointment, during the last weeks of May, Chris decided to return to his earlier methods of pursuing a romantic relationship and started going out in public again.

==June==
[[Image:CWCipedia_Introduction.jpg|thumb|In [[June 2009]], Chris starts working on his own [[CWCipedia|wiki]].]]
{{main|June 2009}}

In June, despite his 15 minutes of fame in May, Chris returned to relatively minor presence on the [[Internet]]. A few [[trolls|field agents]] befriended Chris, however, and started taking him out to bars. Several videos were leaked showing Chris enjoying the night-life with the trolls, and some footage even revealed that Chris had taken up drinking [[alcohol]], a habit that he claimed to detest before actually giving it a try. In June Chris also began using [[CWCipedia]], a sub-site of the [[CWCki]], as his own site. Slowly Chris began writing original articles, thus adding tons of information about his life and philosophy that was unavailable beforehand.

== Julay ==
[[File:Chris1.jpg|thumb|left|In [[July 2009]], Chris is [[Two's company snapshots|spotted with a female]].]]
{{main|July 2009}}

In July Chris apparently continues his newfound, somewhat wilder, lifestyle, and more footage is leaked of Chris's activities in real life. Several photographs appear of him going to a bar with a heavy girl, and later on a video is shown of Chris hanging around in [[Charlottesville]]. As the month goes on, Chris suddenly takes interest in the saving of [[Charlottesville]]'s [[McIntire Park]]; Chris manages to get himself on TV two times by behaving retardedly, but nobody really cares. Halfway through the month, the man known only as [[Liquid Chris]] appears on YouTube, claiming that he is the [[copyright]] holder of Sonichu, and that he is the real Christian Chandler. Chris doesn't take lightly to this threat, and as July draws to a close, the situation becomes grimmer and grimmer. On the last days of July, Chris initiates the [[SingStar Challenge]], a singing competition that should determine who is the real Chris-Chan.

==August==
[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|In [[August 2009]], [[Liquid Chris]] responds to Chris's [[SingStar Challenge]].]]
{{main|August 2009}}

The first half of August is mainly filled with a large war between Chris and Liquid Chris about who is the real Christian Weston Chandler, but it is also slowly becoming apparent that Chris has his eyes on Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]]. Eventually Liquid backs off, and Chris has time to work on his comics again. As August draws to an end, however, [[Bob]] starts to complain to Chris about [[Tour of Chris's House|video footage]] of the messy Chandler [[house]]hold being on the Internet, fearing that the city housing association could put them out of their house. Chris tries his best to take these videos down, but the more he pleads, the more the videos are actually spread; eventually, Bob shouts at Chris for his incompetence - online. August ends with a short-lived attempt of Chris to get the trolls to believe that he has a split personality.

==September==
[[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb|left|In [[September 2009]], Chris puts two of his [[gitar]]s on [[eBay]].]]
{{main|September 2009}}

September started with a small feud between Chris and the troll [[Vivian Gee]], who created the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Audiobooks]] and used to be his friend; the argument would end within a week with Chris throwing a fit, and Vivian mock-deleting her videos. Halfway through the month, however, Chris decided to upload a long series of ''Sonichu'' [[Videobooks]], in which he read the comics on film. This effort would take up pretty much all of Chris's time until it was finished near the 20th. The last weeks of September would be filled with Chris raging at the trolls, most notably Clyde Cash and [[Gregg Mays]].

==October==
[[Image:Sports-bra-DERP-dumb-look.jpg|thumb|In [[October 2009]], Chris buys his first "[[muscle bra]]".]]
{{main|October 2009}}

The first two weeks of October were mainly filled with Chris raging at trolls and trying to dispel rumors that he was [[gay]]. Halfway the month, however, Liquid Chris re-emerged, and Chris shifted some of his attention back to his old enemy. The last half of the month was filled with Chris raging at Liquid, and him trying to take away Liquid's girlfriend, Kacey, by showing his strength. However, Chris also took his time to unfold a complex and mysterious attempt at blackmailing Clyde Cash.

==November==
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|left|In November 2009 Chris notices ads like this on his website.]]
{{main|November 2009}}

Chris opened the month of November with a bang, uploading a staggeringly tone-deaf parody of the September 11 [[terrorist]] attacks to YouTube as part of his abortive campaign to blackmail Clyde Cash. This outrage was soon overshadowed by the total collapse of his relationship with Kacey, as chronicled in a pair of leaked phone calls that showed Chris at his desperate, dishonest, sniveling worst. However, he recovered from these setbacks with aplomb - after acquiring what he believes is an official government seal of approval for Sonichu's copyright, Chris once again embarked on his quest to turn the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] into a multimedia empire. Towards the end of the month, Chris began to update the comic on an almost daily basis and answering the [[Mailbag]] on CWCipedia.

==December==
[[Image:RapeRap.JPG|thumb|In [[December 2009]] Chris spits a rape rap.]]
{{main|December 2009}}

Chris started the month answering the Mailbag, but with shorter, less-enthusiastic answers. He also created additional "rejected" mail to handle questions that made him feel uncomfortable – namely, those dealing with homosexuality and [[autism]]. He would also publish a vitriolic screed against people with [[Asperger syndrome]] and upload several disturbing YouTube videos. Unflattering photos of him appeared on a Times Square Billboard, mostly real pictures of him drinking his [[semen]], and he was also further infuriated by increasingly explicit pro-gay banner ads which appeared on CWCipedia, prompting him to write a letter to President [[Barack Obama]] requesting that the gay ads be made illegal. After more than one year in making, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] was finally completed.
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}
{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Christian Weston Chandler

2023-04-05T18:06:49Z

ChristoriesMan: Added a photo

:''This article is about Chris himself... it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]]. ''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''
{{Transgender|MTF}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Chris is a [[List of Chris's lies|habitual liar]].|Chris will often exaggerate things that happened, often to [[Chris and his ego|make himself look better]].|Chris is considerably [[naïve]].|Chris's accounts on how a certain event went down will often vary with each time he recalls it.}}
{{Unreliable|type=sock}}
{{Honest}}

{{Infobox Person
| title = Christian Weston Chandler
| image = 0773-CWC23.JPG
| size = 350
| name = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) Christine Weston Chandler (2016–present)
| aliases = Chris-Chan Chris Chan CWC [[Bob Chandler|Little C]] [[Spanish|Ricardo]] [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]] [[Sonichu (character)|Father]] [[Sonichu (character)|Pop]] [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]] [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] [[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]] [[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]] Little Cuz [[Carlos Chantor]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]<ref>[[:File:Kookydash.png]]</ref> [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] [[Facebook|Tini]] [[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]] [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] [[Night Star]] [[CPU Blue Heart]] [[CWC Psychlight]] [[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]] [[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]] [[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]] [[Sonichu (character)|Mother]] [[Sonichu (character)|Mama]] [[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]] [[Spirit possession|Sonichu]] [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]] [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]] [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]] [[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]] [[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]] [[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]] The Teflon Tard
|month=2
|day=24
|gender=Male (1982–2016) [[Tomgirl]] (2011–2014) [[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2016–present)
|nation=[[United States|American]]
|religion="[[Chris and religion|Neo Spiritual Christianity]]"
|race=White (1/8th "[[Cherokian]]")
|label8=Height
|ft=5
|in=10
|heightsrc=<ref name=16novletter>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref>
|lb=203
|weightsrc=<ref name=16novletter></ref>
|father = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)
|mother = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)
|siblings = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother) [[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother) [[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)
|education = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]]) Video game designer (unpublished) [[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) [[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]]) [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Musician]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]]) ([[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid) Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]]) [[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)
|spouse = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018) and [[Pickchu]] (m. May 2022)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref>
|titles = Sonichu Creator Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref> The Queen of Modern Laughter<ref>[[Internet_Dream_Lounge#Outro_.281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]</ref> [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|The Real Player One]] 

}}

{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and manipulation|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on Chris.}}

'''Christine Weston Chandler''', formerly '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]]<ref>Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]].</ref> [[JERKS|misandrist]], [[Women's rights|misogynist]], former [[virgin with rage]], self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]], and [[Affair with Mother|accused sex offender]]. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in internet culture – if not one of the most well-documented people in history.

Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multi-platinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|wish fulfillment]] for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book let him redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|would impede him]] on his journey, casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]] in his narrative. After completing his education, Chris was unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].

In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] became exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and [[Chris and manipulation|trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual]]. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chandler that continue to this day, which would influence the development of the webcomic whenever Chris got around to updating it.

Chris's most notable period of activity on the internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed the "Classic Era" by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly catfished by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]], and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and had ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that specifically designed a story that would piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls. When he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a "Tomgirl"]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in late 2014.

From here, Chris's internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards), despite his shift in gender identity, his father's death, [[28 October 2011|a hit-and-run case]], [[2014 house fire|the accident that caused his house to burn down]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]]. Things changed when two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he and both of his parents are [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu (species)|half-Rosechu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he is [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] that will merge [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] with our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what started as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Since then, Chris has used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continues his self-destructive habits.

In spite of the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of the [[Guard Dogs]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a self-destructive path, or at least to keep him from embarrassing himself any more, Chris chose to keep clinging to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, Chris's [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] are withering away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money is becoming a serious issue for the Chandler household]], and Chris's mother isn't long for this world, all of which has led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It's gotten to the point where [[Spirit possession|he now pretends to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one nearly year-long period of "possession" by Sonichu serving as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two ''My Little Pony'' conventions]] that had been cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic. The point of no return was finally reached in [[2021]], after [[Incest call|a recording]] between Chris and [[Isabella Loretta Janke|a troll posing as a fan]] revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had several incestuous encounters with his mother]], which has forcibly evicted him from [[14 Branchland Court|his own home]] and sent him to jail, which became his most publicized incident in years. Chris is now looking at prison time, and while Chris awaits a trial, [[Jail Communications|letters from jail]] illustrate that he's gone even deeper into his own fantasies by believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus Christ}} reincarnated. Chris was later transferred to the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution for three months before returning to jail, and has since been released.

There has never been an internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances shaping his peculiar behavior and subsequently leading to his prominence online, and there may never be another quite like him – he is truly one of a kind. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail, and if you want to go down the seemingly bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride, and the end is nowhere in sight.

==Overview==
{{Protip|The CWCki has opted to use masculine pronouns to describe Chris, even post-transition, for the purpose of keeping consistent with records from before 2014. Chris is legally registered as female and has taken hormones to transition, but has not undergone gender reassignment surgery.}}

{{quote|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.<ref>
[https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html "glass house"], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.</ref>}}

[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]
[[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|An approximate graph which correlates knowledge about Chris to sympathy towards him.]]

Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified [[Transgender|transwoman]] with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his forties, Chris remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to societal norms. He has regularly demonstrated trouble displaying acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the law|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed him to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]</ref>.

[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]

Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For a while, Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly crossdress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partially [en]courages" and is even aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual.

His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise to find financial success (or at least get his [[debt]]s under control), his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman. Later, Chris developed a [[Messiah complex]], believing himself to be [[Chris and religion|a reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] that is destined to facilitate a [[Dimensional Merge]] between fiction and reality.

==Aliases==
{{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] has given me throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to "Christine".}}

[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Chris's self-portrait, circa 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"}}]]
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]" that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC", and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick". Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].

Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine". In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler".<ref>[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's". Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,<ref>[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]</ref> except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.<ref>[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]</ref> [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.

[[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris first went by "Christine" in late 2014 before legally changing his name in 2016.]]

Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and long after then he would still translate his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just "Christine Chandler". (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his "Ricardo" nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.)

Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]'s sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added "Sonichu" to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike "Christian" or "Christine" in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.

Only a few names commonly used to refer to Chris are not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is "Chrissy", popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth". Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before the [[Tomgirl Saga]] and/or the [[2014 house fire|house fire]], with "Modern Chris" being used to describe his later antics.

==Foundational Era==
{{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with - well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}

Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as a engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and a office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that he was delayed in his language ability, which became his first sign of [[autism]].

===Childhood and Adolescence===
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being intensely traumatic for him.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance). In [[1992]], noted ursine conductor [[Leonard Bearstein]] misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[Semen|cups]].]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.

Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he gets older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for "better days"]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.
 
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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.
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Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face". Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.
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===Adult Chronicles===
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]

After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.

In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result writing and drawing of his magnum opus.

==Classic Era==
{{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}

{{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}

[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]
[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]
[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], ironically guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses [[Honest Content|where he would reveal more information about himself]].

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.

Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exasperating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.

==Crossdresser Era==
{{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}

{{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}

[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]] in one of the first [[Tomgirl Pictures]]. This photo was also taken near the time of his father's death.]]

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of crossdressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown crossdresser (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.

[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 80s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health and declining mentality are considered.

After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.

[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]

[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]

Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.

While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the "true love" part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.

[[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the "stress" taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.

The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior.

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].<ref>[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]</ref> While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.

Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.

In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.

[[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up swanning around attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.

==Transgender Era==

{{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}

{{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}

[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]

In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.

More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.

Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Original
|Sequel
|-
|[[Recycling]]
|[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]
|-
|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
|[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]
|-
|[[Carlos Chantor]]
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]
|-
|[[Un-clit]]
|[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]
|}

[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]

In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove".

His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]

In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.

Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' VA [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.

He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.

A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].

Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.

Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.

==Goddess Era==

{{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}

{{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}

[[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]

After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], began to influence Chris by role-playing as his [[imaginary friends]] and convincing him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.

[[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]

When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] a group termed by onlookers as the [[Guard Dogs]], attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.

Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness before he could do any harm to Chris.

Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesized date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists did whenever the apocalypse didn't happen: push it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again, which will not happen until 2022 at the earliest. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.

During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called "overpowered" goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could now pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group that seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], an enabler/white knight group, splintered following internal conflict among its members.

==Downfall Era==

{{main|2021|2022|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}
{{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k</ref>}}

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|{{w|Capture of Saddam Hussein|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."}} Chris's arrest at a motel, filmed by fellow lolcow [[Ethan Ralph|Ethan "The Gunt" Ralph]].]]

[[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021, anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|"Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!"}}]]

After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family's debt steadily rose, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. In the extremely likely event that Chris outlives Barb, it was speculated that the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality. Not to mention that Chris was virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the internet, and he hadn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].

However, there was fleetingly a period in which there was a degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with Null, who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed this was a worthy effort to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output. Had he kept his pace up post-convention, and with the right financial guidance, Chris could conceivably keep a roof over his head for at least another year. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times.

[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. What nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]

What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.

[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|right|400px|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris spent time in protected custody during his jail stay.]] (Unlike this depiction, Barb obviously did not visit Chris due to the restraining order).]]

On 29 July 2021, [[Incest Call|an audio recording of a conversation between Chris and the troll]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] surfaced online, featuring a graphic discussion in which [[Affair with Mother|Chris described sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to [[Toys|fund his stay at a hotel]].

[[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]

Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[the Suitress]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Praetor]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.

Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] have spiraled out of control as he now believes himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris has kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls have also revealed that Chris has been kept in protective custody for his own safety.

Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown until his next hearing. He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris looks much more gaunt than before and has lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicates that his time away from jail has not caused him to face reality, sticking to his fantasies.

On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for at least one felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for autism disorder deferred deposition. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Orbiter Wave|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.

After a long period of quiet, 27 [[March 2023]] shocked the internet when it was announced that Chris was released from jail. The exact circumstances leading to Chris's release from incarceration remain unclear at this time, along with the conditions for Chris to remain free. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> then updated to say he was released by court order.<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref>

==Future==
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|[[Jail Saga#Arrest|Some of Chris's last spoken words recorded on video.]]}}

Chris's future, as well as his current whereabouts, are not clear as of his release from jail. Limited access to court details and other legal documentation makes it difficult to speculate about where Chris is at legally. This is also to say nothing of [[Chris and health|his many existing issues with mental and physical health]] (both of which will continue to decay and show no sign of recovering anytime soon), and as such, Christory will remain on hiatus until the legal veil over the court proceedings is eventually lifted.

In any case, Chris's story is one that seems fated to [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|not have a happy ending]], with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the internet. A tale of [[Borb|bad parenting]], [[Chris and socialization|social isolation]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|gullibility]], [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and work|laziness]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], [[Chris and sex|sexual deviancy]], and most importantly, a tale of the world witnessing in real-time the slow, painful degradation of another human being.

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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account

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==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}

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